8 - Nagumo's Cyber Case File / The Phantom Thief's Method / A Detective Assistant's Day Off

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[00:02] Shinnosu
    D-Don't you move a muscle, detectives!
[00:06] Shinnosu
    T-Take one step and I'll break this vase!
[00:09] Nagumo
    Boy, this one's a pain in the ass.
[00:13] Shinnosu
    That's it. Stay right where you are.
[00:15] Shinnosu
    Move and I break it.
[00:18] Mashiro
    What now? Our hands and feet are tied.
[00:20] Mashiro
    But my elbows aren't!
[00:23] Shinnosu
    Mommy!
[00:27] Maki
    Did she just glide through the air?
[00:29] Asunaro
    I wish she'd warn us before
    deciding she's no longer human.
[00:32] Nagumo
    No! The vase!
    That's priceless Imari porcelain!
[00:36] Nagumo
    Mashiro! If that vase breaks,
    it's boiled water for dinner from now on!
[00:40] Mashiro
    Eek! Anything but that!
[00:42] Mashiro
    I'm still a growing girl
    with a growing appetite.
[00:45] Mashiro
    I will protect my delicious meals with my life!
[00:55] Mashiro
    I have struck down the enemy general.
[00:57] Nagumo INT
    The Hot Water Detective is born.
SIGN    Detectives 
    These Days 
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    Nagumo's 
    Cyber Case File
SIGN    Nagumo's 
    Cyber Case File
[02:35] Nagumo
    What? You don't remember anything?
[02:38] Mashiro
    Do you know how much we had to pay
     in compensation for that vase? Huh?!
[02:43] Asunaro
    Except I'm the one who paid for it.
[02:45] Shinnosu
    I-I was just at home watching
    videos on YoTube, like always.
[02:50] Shinnosu
    Then I lost consciousness,
    and the next thing I knew, here I was.
[02:54] Mashiro
    If lies like that were good enough,
    we wouldn't need cops.
[02:58] Shinnosu
    I-It's true!
[03:00] Mashiro
    You know, on top of being super easy to break,
    collarbones hurt like hell when broken.
[03:05] Shinnosu
    No! Someone help me!
[03:07] Maki
    Videos?
[03:10] Maki
    Were you by any chance
    watching Yomoya Hikari's videos?
[03:15] Shinnosu
    Huh? Well, yes, I was...
[03:18] Maki
    I thought so.
[03:20] Nagumo
    What? Who's Yomoya Hikari?
[03:23] Maki
    A VTuber who's grown
    popular in certain circles.
[03:26] Nagumo
    Oh, uh, right. A vee-choo... Um, sure.
[03:31] Mashiro
    Jeez, his brain screeches to a halt
    as soon as he sees horizontal writing.
[03:35] Maki
    The videos themselves are nothing unusual,
[03:37] Maki
    but some of them seem to have
    electro-drug effects on people.
[03:40] Maki
    There are even rumors
    they brainwash people into doing crimes.
[03:47] Nagumo
    Brainwashing videos, huh?
[03:49] Nagumo
    Seems a bit hard to believe,
[03:51] Nagumo
    but I guess I should take a look at one.
[03:56] Nagumo
    Will it come up if I search for it?
[03:58] Mashiro
    Wait, old dude, you can use a computer?
[04:00] Nagumo
    Don't be dumb. I was a detective
    when you were still in diapers.
[04:05] Nagumo
    Of course I can handle a computer or two.
[04:09] Mashiro
    Wow. I misjudged you, old dude.
[04:12] Nagumo
    Let's see... Y... O...
[04:17] Nagumo
    Uh... M... M... M...
[04:21] Nagumo
    Wait, the "M" isn't here today?
[04:24] Mashiro
    Yikes! Hunt-and-peck typing!
[04:27] Nagumo
    Okay, I'm gonna play it. Prepare yourselves.
[04:32] Hikari
    Hi, everyone! How ya doin'?
[04:34] Hikari
    I'm the online idol swimmin'
    through the electronic sea, Yomoya Hikari!
[04:38] Hikari
    Today, I'm introducing this app!
[04:41] Hikari
    Today, I'm gonna dance to this song.
[04:44] Asunaro
    Huh, she's quite cute, isn't she?
[04:48] Nagumo
    I'm not sure how I'm meant to enjoy this.
[04:51] Nagumo
    How'd you find out about these videos, uh...
[04:55] Nagumo
    Sorry, I didn't get your name.
[04:58] Shinnosu
    Oh, I'm Nohara Shinnosu.
[05:02] Nagumo
    Nohara Shinnosu?
    That cuts off in the worst place!
[05:05] Nagumo
    Did your folks turn to stone while naming you?
[05:07] Shinnosu
    I just checked out the videos
    because they came up in my recs.
[05:11] Nagumo
    Huh.
[05:13] Nagumo
    This video's brainwashing people?
    Seems a stretch.
[05:16] Nagumo
    Maybe Nohara-kun really was lying...
[05:24] Nagumo
    H-Hey, Mashiro!
[05:27] Nagumo
    Crap. Mashiro's completely brainwashed.
[05:30] Asunaro
    She's likely more susceptible
    since her neural circuits are so primitive.
[05:34] Nagumo
    We gotta catch her quick.
    There's no telling what she'll do.
[05:37] Maki
    Oh, there she is.
[05:39] Maki
    She's crouching on that man's head.
[05:41] Nagumo
    That man's gonna be in danger
    if we do something careless.
[05:45] Maki
    Oh, she ran off again.
[05:47] Nagumo
    After her!
[05:53] Maki
    But even if we do catch her,
    we can't overwhelm her physically, can we?
[05:57] Nagumo
    G-Good point.
[05:59] Asunaro
    I'd definitely rather not face her
    head-on in her current state.
[06:04] Nagumo
    Damn it. What do we do?
[06:09] Nagumo
    That muscular silhouette...
[06:11] Nagumo
    It can't be.
[06:13] Nagumo
    Nipple Tasting Man!
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
[06:17] Nipple Tasting Man
    Why, it's Nagumo-san.
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
[06:19] Maki
    Why is he doing sumo moves
    in the middle of the street?
[06:22] Nipple Tasting Man
    What's the matter? Want a taste?
[06:24] Nagumo
    Hell no!
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
[06:25] Nagumo
    Although today's menu
    does look kind of alluring.
[06:28] Nagumo
    I'll explain later. Just stop Mashiro!
[06:32] Nipple Tasting Man
    If that is the detective's wish!
[06:36] Nipple Tasting Man
    Wh-What is this power?
[06:43] Nagumo
    Um, Tasting-san, what did I just hear?
[06:47] Nipple Tasting Man
    That was my ringtone.
[06:50] Nagumo
    Don't use confusing sounds like that!
    I thought you'd crapped your pants.
[06:53] Nipple Tasting Man
    Oh, but I did crap my pants.
[06:56] Nagumo
    You actually did?
[06:59] Nagumo
    The cops?
[07:00] Maki
    I called them earlier.
[07:02] Asunaro
    That's my Maki-chan!
[07:05] Maki
    O-Over there. She's not in her right mind.
[07:16] Nagumo
    Yep, saw that coming.
[07:18] Nagumo
    Mashiro's out of control, and we don't know
    how to find who's responsible.
[07:23] Nagumo
    I feel like we don't have many options here.
[07:26] Maki
    Well, it would certainly be
    difficult to prove any crime.
[07:29] Asunaro
    Brainwashing through videos
    does sound a bit outlandish.
[07:33] Mashiro
    I'm definitely brainwashed
     right now, though.
[07:36] Nagumo
    Yeah, but...
[07:38] Nagumo
    Whoa! How long have you been here?
[07:40] Maki
    Mashiro-chan, are you all right?
[07:42] Mashiro
    Yep! I'm just barely holding on
    to my sense of self.
[07:45] Mashiro
    Although I feel something
    welling up in my throat at times.
[07:48] Maki
    Don't make it sound like nausea.
[07:50] Asunaro
    Well, that solves one of our problems.
[07:52] Asunaro
    All that's left is how to find
    the maker of those, uh, videos...
[07:55] Nagumo
    Mashiro?
[07:57] Nagumo
    Hey, Mashiro? What is it?
[08:02] Nagumo
    Uh-oh. She's lost it again.
[08:02] Shinnosu
    Ow! That hurts! Ow, ow, ow!
[08:05] Asunaro
    She's trying to do a death roll
    with his head in her mouth.
[08:07] Maki
    Mashiro-chan, get a hold of yourself.
[08:12] Mashiro
    Humans are shackled by freedom.
[08:15] Asunaro
    Oh, she's back to normal.
[08:17] Nagumo
    Wait, this is her default state?
[08:21] Nagumo
    She's in beast mode again.
[08:23] Asunaro
    You need to stop trying to death roll.
[08:27] Mashiro
    Begone, specter.
[08:29] Nagumo
    I can tell she's fighting
    the brainwashing with all her might.
[08:31] Maki
    Keep it up, Mashiro-chan.
[08:37] Nagumo
    Nope, it didn't work. 
    She just changed versions.
[08:40] Nagumo
    Now she's acting even more like a dog.
[08:42] Asunaro
    She's even further beyond our control now.
[08:45] Maki
    Wait, a dog? Then just maybe...
[08:54] Maki
    Mashiro-chan!
[08:56] Maki
    H-House!
[09:02] Maki
    I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm so sorry!
[09:05] Maki
    Since she's acting like a dog,
    I thought the "house" command might work.
[09:08] Maki
    I thought she'd go back to the office.
    But now I want to go home.
[09:13] Nagumo
    No, Maki-chan, it wasn't a bad idea.
[09:15] Asunaro
    You get the award for technique, Maki-chan.
[09:18] Mashiro
    Home?
[09:20] Nagumo
    She ran off.
[09:22] Maki
    D-D-Did the "house" plan actually work?
[09:24] Nagumo
    Uh, except she ran in
    the opposite direction to the office.
[09:33] Leader
    Yomoya Hikari's gotten pretty popular.
[09:36] Leader
    Good.
[09:38] Leader
    Spread throughout the whole world.
[09:41] Leader
    The BK subliminals hidden in Yomoya Hikari
    only work on total idiots.
[09:47] Leader
    It has no effect on people smart enough
    to be involved in police investigations.
[09:52] Leader
    That means there's no way
    we'll ever get caught.
SIGN    Hacker Team
SIGN    Y'knownymahseer
[09:56] Leader
    That's the calling card
     of Y'knownymahseer.
[10:00] Leader
    Soon, there'll be no one
    who doesn't know our name.
[10:05] Astra
    What the hell?
    I was just getting to the good part.
[10:09] Astra
    Who's there?
[10:16] Leader
    What happened, Astra?!
[10:17] Mashiro
    Fami, fami, fami... fami, fami, fa...
[10:19] Leader
    A-Astra?!
[10:20] McKinnon
    A dog-girl humming a convenience store
    jingle has him in an octopus hold.
[10:22] Mashiro
    Fami, fami, fami... fami, fami, fa...
SIGN    It was Ma an alligator
[10:28] Nagumo
    Guess we should head back
    to the office for now and regroup.
[10:31] Asunaro
    I agree.
[10:34] Maki
    That's an awful lot of noise.
[10:37] Maki
    Some unknown group is running this way!
[10:40] Nagumo
    What the hell am I seeing?
    A psychopath's first dream of the new year?
[10:43] Mashiro
    Old dude! These are the guys
    who made those brainwashing videos!
[10:47] Nagumo
    Wait, you still have that face,
    but you're acting normal?
[10:50] Maki
    I-Is it possible that when I said "house,"
[10:52] Maki
    she interpreted it not as the office,
    but the place where the videos are made?
[10:56] Nagumo
    I dunno what trail she followed,
    but it all worked out.
[11:00] Nagumo
    Now, we round them all up—
[11:03] Nagumo INT
    I have a secret I can't tell anyone.
[11:06] Nagumo INT
    I have no plans to tell anyone
    because I don't want to worry them.
[11:10] Nagumo INT
    But I...
[11:12] Nagumo INT
    I also have bad knees.
[11:15] Maki
    I mean, I'm pretty sure
    we all figured as much.
[11:18] Maki
    Ah, they're scattering!
[11:20] Asunaro
    They won't escape!
[11:21] HackerB
    Move it, woman!
[11:30] Nipple Tasting Man
    Are you all right?
[11:32] Maki
    Th-Thank you...
[11:34] Maki
    N-N-N... Ni... Nip...
[11:39] Nipple Tasting Man
    My name is Nipple Tasting Man.
[11:42] Nagumo
    More like Pooped-in-His-Pants Man.
[11:44] Maki
    Did you run away from the police?
[11:46] Nipple Tasting Man
    No, I explained it all, and they let me go.
[11:50] Nipple Tasting Man
    Honestly, the police are such tyrants.
[11:52] Nagumo
    Speak with your mouth!
[11:54] Nagumo
    More importantly,
    we need to catch those guys.
[11:56] Nipple Tasting Man
    Oh, them?
[11:58] Nipple Tasting Man
    You needn't worry about them anymore.
[12:01] McKinnon
    Hey! Outta my way, old man! I'll kill you—
[12:07] McKinnon
    M-My eyes!
[12:10] Nagumo
    That's...
[12:11] Nagumo
    Cross Chest Hair Man!
[12:13] Cross Chest Hair Man
    May the sacred light judge you.
[12:15] Nagumo
    Huh? Was he always that cool?
[12:25] Maki
    Another nearly-naked man!
[12:27] Nipple Tasting Man
    That's Man Who Likes Ropes.
[12:29] Man Who Likes Ropes
    Despite how I look,
    I'm a rare degree of masochist!
[12:32] Nagumo
    Oh, we can tell.
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
[12:33] Nipple Tasting Man
    No matter what evil may
    run rampant in this world,
[12:36] Nipple Tasting Man
    we—Tasting, Cross, Rope,
[12:39] Nipple Tasting Man
    and Shady here...
[12:40] Nagumo
    Why am I the only one
    who's just being dissed?
[12:42] Nipple Tasting Man
    So long as the Big Four of
    Creepy Old Dudes are around,
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
[12:45] Nipple Tasting Man
    order in this town will never be in danger!
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
SIGN    Caviar
SIGN    Truffle
[12:48] Maki
    Look at all that exposed skin!
[12:51] Leader
    Keep that up until you die,
     ya wannabe freaks!
[12:54] Nipple Tasting Man
    I forgot about the last one.
[12:56] Nipple Tasting Man
    Shady, it's your—
[12:58] Nipple Tasting Man
    Huh? He's gone.
[13:01] Leader
    I won't forget this, you freaks!
[13:06] Leader
    Wh-Where'd you come from?
[13:08] Nagumo
    Sorry. I'm just a shady guy.
[13:12] Maki
    Oh, the police are here.
[13:16] Maki
    We'll turn these guys in,
    then get Mashiro-chan—
[13:25] Maki
    Okay, what were we supposed to do there?!
[13:32] Fuu INT
    Hello.
[13:33] Fuu INT
    I'm Fuu-chan, aka the fiercely gorgeous
    lady thief, Phantom Thief Beaver.
[13:44] Fuu INT
    Today's another day of
    energetically practicing my thieving.
SIGN    The Phantom Thief's Method
[13:54] Fuu INT
    My target this time is
    the former great detective's...
[13:58] Fuu INT
    ugly assistant who's sitting there
    like Masaoka Shiki just out of shot.
[14:02] Fuu INT
    I'm after her wallet.
    The difficulty level is very easy.
[14:06] Fuu INT
    You don't look for openings.
    You make your own.
[14:09] Fuu INT
    The trick is to control
    where people are looking.
[14:13] Fuu INT
    I'll do whatever it takes to keep
    their attention locked on something.
[14:16] Fuu
    Hey!
[14:17] Fuu
    Some hot half-Japanese girls are
    washing cars in swimsuits, Mr. Detective!
[14:21] Fuu INT
    How's that, detective?
    I brushed up on your fetishes.
[14:25] Fuu INT
    And while he's looking outside,
    I'll take the wallet—
[14:28] Fuu INT
    Wait.
SIGN    Stare
[14:29] Fuu INT
    What? He's not taking his eyes off me at all!
[14:33] Fuu INT
    What a sharp look he's giving me.
[14:35] Fuu INT
    Did he figure out my bluff?
[14:38] Fuu INT
    Impossible. He's a washed-up detective.
[14:41] Fuu INT
    He can't be that perceptive.
[14:44] Fuu
    Oh! A busty cop is getting into a catfight with
     one of the hot swimsuited half-Japanese girls!
[14:49] Fuu INT
    How's that? Surely you'll
    be staring outside now.
[14:53] Fuu INT
    His gaze is even sharper?! He totally knows!
[14:57] Fuu INT
    Has my silly lie—my crude
    plan—actually angered him?
[15:03] Fuu INT
    This man is impenetrable.
[15:07] Nagumo INT
    What do I do? I can't take my eyes off her.
[15:10] Nagumo INT
    She looks so much like Masaoka Shiki.
[15:13] Nagumo INT
    In fact, she doesn't even look like Mashiro.
[15:15] Nagumo INT
    I mean, Mashiro's in the other room.
[15:19] Mashiro
    Hey, Fuu-chan, you're here.
[15:27] Fuu INT
    That girl who looks like Masaoka Shiki
    ruined everything earlier,
[15:31] Fuu INT
    but I won't give up.
[15:33] Fuu INT
    I'm not like those wretched petty thieves.
[15:36] Fuu INT
    I'm a fair, noble thief
    who only targets evildoers.
[15:41] Fuu INT
    And only the most evil of evildoers.
[15:43] Fuu INT
    The kind who look like they'd be imprisoned
    based on their looks alone.
[15:47] Fuu INT
    Okay!
SIGN    Ghost Pepper
SIGN    Amaou Strawberry
[15:49] Fuu INT
    I'll target this guy.
[15:51] Fuu INT
    Still, what the heck is his deal?
[15:53] Fuu INT
    Practically naked with a necktie?
    Does he think he's Dnky Kng?
[15:57] Fuu INT
    A fisherman who just woke up*
    would shoot at him by mistake.
[16:00] Fuu INT
    His wallet's right up against his butt?
    I don't wanna touch that.
[16:05] Fuu INT
    And what's that on his left butt cheek?!
[16:08] Fuu INT
    That's scary!
[16:10] Fuu INT
    I don't want to touch his butt,
    so I'll just take the money itself.
[16:16] Fuu INT
    I'll wait for the target
    to pull out his wallet,
[16:18] Fuu INT
    and the moment he takes out
    the money, I'll pinch it.
[16:21] Fuu INT
    Gulp. This definitely isn't going to be easy.
[16:25] Fuu INT
    But I know I can do it.
[16:27] Fuu INT
    I have talent.
[16:30] Fuu
    Um, excuse me.
[16:33] Fuu INT
    The talent to charm any evildoer!
[16:34] Fuu
    You see, I haven't eaten in days,
     and I'm so hungry.
[16:40] Fuu
    Could you please spare some money?
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Earl Grey
[16:48] Nipple Tasting Man
    You poor little girl.
[16:50] Nipple Tasting Man
    Just leave it to me.
[16:52] Fuu INT
    He fell for it. Now I just wait
    for him to pull out his wallet,
[16:56] Fuu INT
    and the money's mine.
[16:58] Nipple Tasting Man
    You both heard that, right?
[17:01] Fuu
    Huh?
[17:03] Nipple Tasting Man
    The three of us were planning
    a mochi-pounding contest today,
[17:07] Nipple Tasting Man
    so we'll let you eat all the mochi you want.
[17:12] Mashiro
    Man, I'm so hungry.
[17:15] Mashiro
    Maybe I'll get some ramen.
[17:32] Mashiro
    Hey, Mimasaka-san?
    There are three perverts on the riverbank.
[17:37] Nipple Tasting Man
    Here. Eat up before it hardens.
[17:48] Fuu
    Oh, it's good.
[17:52] Fuu INT
    What the heck? So these three
    aren't actually bad guys?
[17:57] Fuu INT
    Dad said you could tell if someone
    was evil by the way they looked,
[18:01] Fuu INT
    but maybe that's not always the case.
[18:06] Cop
    Hey! So you three are the suspicious guys
    we were told about?
[18:09] Nipple Tasting Man
    What? But we were just pounding mochi.
[18:13] Cop
    We got a report about you!
[18:14] Fuu
    Oh, officer, those men are...
[18:15] Man Who Likes Ropes
    Just let us explain!
[18:17] Cop
    Perverts don't need to speak!
[18:18] Fuu INT
    But I wonder why...
[18:21] Fuu INT
    I feel no inclination to help them at all.
[18:38] Maki
    Ow.
SIGN    Waking Up
[18:43] Maki
    I did it again.
SIGN    A Detective
     Assistant's 
    Day Off
SIGN    Breakfast
SIGN    Processed Soy Milk
SIGN    Soy milk is effective for increasing
SIGN    bust size
[18:59] Maki INT
    I feel like it's starting to work.
SIGN    Jogging
SIGN    Do Not Feed the Ducks
SIGN    A detective's assistant can't
SIGN    skip training
[19:09] Maki INT
    I need to toughen up
    so I won't slow everyone down.
[19:16] Maki
    Maybe you should stop to drink?
[19:21] Nipple Tasting Man
    Ah, if it isn't the young lady
    who works for Asunaro-kun.
[19:25] Maki
    Why do you have plastic wrap on your chest?
SIGN    Whiskey
[19:28] Nipple Tasting Man
    Oh, to protect my nipples from drying out.
SIGN    Barley Tea
SIGN    Whiskey
[19:31] Nipple Tasting Man
    Would you care for a section?
[19:34] Maki
    What? No, no, no! I'm good!
[19:36] Maki
    Also, don't phrase it that way!
SIGN    Preliminary Investigation
SIGN    at the Library
SIGN    Asunaro is popular, so there's loads of material to cover
SIGN    Note!!!
SIGN    PE
SIGN    N
SIGN    IS
[19:48] Maki INT
    Imagine drawing in
    a library book. How awful.
[19:51] Maki INT
    And to mark something so vulgar...
[19:53] Mashiro
    Hey, Maki-chan,
    you shouldn't draw in the books.
[19:57] Maki
    I-It wasn't me!
[19:59] Mashiro
    You've done some
    pretty nasty margin doodles, huh?
[20:02] Maki
    A-Again, it wasn't me!
SIGN    How to Seduce
    a Cabaret Girl
[20:03] Cross Chest Hair Man
    Quiet in the library!
SIGN    Bath
SIGN    She bathes at this hour because bathing alone at night is scary
[20:11] Maki
    This new shampoo smells so nice.
[20:15] Maki
    Not that anyone will be smelling it.
[20:26] Maki
    What is it, Maggo—I mean, Master?
[20:28] Asunaro
    Ah, Maki-chan?
[20:30] Asunaro
    It seems the criminal
    from our last case is on the move.
[20:33] Asunaro
    I'm tailing him right now,
    but can you get here?
[20:36] Maki
    If you buy me a car, I can.
[20:38] Asunaro
    Huh? I mean, sure, but...
[20:42] Maki
    It was a joke.
[20:45] Maki
    I'm on my way, Master.
[20:52] Asunaro
    Hey, Maki-chan.
[20:54] Asunaro
    Sorry to call you on your day off.
[20:56] Maki
    Don't worry. It was just a lonely
    single woman's lonely day off.
[21:00] Maki
    I was so bored, I was counting
    the stains on my ceiling.
[21:03] Asunaro
    Please forgive me, okay?
    I'll make up for it.
[21:06] Asunaro
    Huh? Hey, you smell nice.
[21:09] Asunaro
    Is that a new shampoo?
[21:12] Maki
    Please don't use such simple means
    of sucking up to me. It's creepy.
[21:16] Asunaro
    Come on, I didn't mean it like that.
[21:22] Maki
    All right, then,
    take me to the movies sometime.
[21:25] Maki
    Then I'll forgive you.
SIGN    Bedtime
SIGN    No looking at her smartphone for one hour before bed
[21:42] Maki
    I know that's Master.
SIGN    Look! Look!
SIGN    I got a funny picture!
SIGN    Look! Look!
SIGN    I got a funny picture!
SIGN    Look! Look!
SIGN    I got a funny picture!
SIGN    Look! Look!
SIGN    I got a funny picture!
SIGN    A cloud that looks like poop!
SIGN    A cloud that looks like poop!
SIGN    A cloud that looks like poop!
SIGN    A cloud that looks like poop!
SIGN    A cloud that looks like poop!
SIGN    A dog with a rooster comb!
SIGN    A dog with a rooster comb!
SIGN    A dog with a rooster comb!
SIGN    A dog with a rooster comb!
SIGN    A dog with a rooster comb!
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    A sexy daikon!
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    A sexy daikon!
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    A sexy daikon!
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    A sexy daikon!
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    A sexy daikon!
SIGN    Oh, also, I got a new loincloth from one of my fans!
SIGN    Sexy Daikon
SIGN    A sexy daikon!
SIGN    Oh, also, I got a new loincloth from one of my fans!
SIGN    A sexy daikon!
SIGN    Oh, also, I got a new loincloth from one of my fans!
SIGN    A sexy daikon!
SIGN    Oh, also, I got a new loincloth from one of my fans!
SIGN    Oh, also, I got a new loincloth from one of my fans!
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Well? Looks good on me, right?
SIGN    Well? Looks good on me, right?
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Take Good Care
     of Your Smartphone
SIGN    Maki-chan and Asunaro