3 - Great Detective Asunaro / The Ones Who Don't Realize They're Stalkers Are the Most Dangerous

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SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[00:04] Asunaro
    Oh, how unsightly.
[00:09] Asunaro
    What a pity. What a pity.
[00:14] Asunaro
    Wait for me, Nagumo-sensei.
[00:17] Asunaro
    The time has come to repay my debt to you.
SIGN    Detectives 
    These Days 
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    Great Detective
SIGN    Great Detective
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Overdue Rent Collection Notice
SIGN    Nagumo Keiichiro-sama
SIGN    The owner of your building of residence confirms that your rent payment
     has not been received by the date agreed upon in your lease agreement.
SIGN    Please submit your payment as soon as possible.
[01:59] Nagumo
    I have no money.
[02:03] Mashiro
    Want me to lend you some?
[02:04] Nagumo
    Get real. How much could
     a kid like you even have?
[02:09] Mashiro
    Oh, I'd say around 500 yen, easy.
[02:12] Nagumo
    I feel pathetic for getting my hopes up,
    even for just an instant.
[02:16] Asunaro
    Ah, I see.
[02:18] Asunaro
    So this is Nagumo-sensei's agency.
[02:20] Nagumo
    Whoa! Who are you?!
[02:22] Asunaro
    Oh, do forgive me.
[02:25] Asunaro
    You see, I have my reasons for coming to—
[02:27] Mashiro
    Damn thief!
[02:29] Asunaro
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What's your problem?
    I am no thief!
[02:33] Mashiro
    Liar! How'd you get in here
    when the door was locked?!
[02:37] Asunaro
    It was a piece of cake
    with my lock picking skills.
[02:40] Mashiro
    You are literally a proper thief!
[02:42] Mashiro
    Sit your ass down,
    you four-eyed thieving bastard!
[02:44] Asunaro
    Just listen to me, you barbarian!
[02:46] Nagumo
    Ow, ow, ow. That shocked me
    so much, my heart hurts.
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[02:51] Asunaro
    I do apologize for startling you.
[02:54] Asunaro
    I am Asunaro Yuu, high school detective.
SIGN    High School 
    Detective
SIGN    Asunaro Yuu
[02:57] Asunaro
    If a mystery resembles
     a puzzle or contradiction,
[03:00] Asunaro
    I am, by my very nature,
    compelled to investigate.
[03:03] Mashiro
    Don't pick people's locks
    and treat it like a puzzle!
[03:06] Nagumo
    Oh, you're the great detective Asunaro?
    I see you on TV a lot.
[03:11] Nagumo
    You're the top young detective
    in the spotlight right now.
[03:15] Asunaro
    Oh, no, no! I am nowhere near your level.
[03:19] Nagumo
    So what brings you here?
[03:22] Nagumo
    Wait, what's wrong?
[03:25] Asunaro
    How very odd.
[03:26] Asunaro
    Ten minutes have passed since I entered,
    and I have not even been served coffee.
[03:31] Asunaro
    What could it mean?
[03:33] Nagumo
    Oh, where are our manners?
[03:35] Mashiro
    There ya go.
[03:36] Asunaro
    Thank—
[03:38] Asunaro
    How very odd.
[03:40] Asunaro
    Most hosts would serve it with milk and sugar
    on the side if I did not request it black.
[03:45] Asunaro
    What could it mean?
[03:46] Nagumo
    Okay, I can tell this guy's
    gonna be a real pain!
[03:51] Asunaro
    I have come today for
    one reason, and one alone.
[03:54] Asunaro
    Nagumo-sensei.
[03:56] Asunaro
    Please hire me as your assistant.
[04:00] Nagumo
    Huh?
[04:01] Mashiro
    What?!
[04:02] Mashiro
    He already has an assistant!
[04:04] Nagumo
    You're already a
    full-fledged detective, anyway.
[04:07] Nagumo
    Why would you want to work for me now?
[04:09] Asunaro
    Because it was you who
    made me what I am today.
[04:15] Asunaro
    When I was in grade school,
[04:16] Asunaro
    I read an old article about you,
    and could not tear my eyes away.
SIGN    Secret techniques to boost your 
    deduction skills with your own memo pad! 
    From the genius detective everyone's
     talking about, Nagumo Keiichiro
SIGN    Cute and popular! 
    Sexy summer magnifying glass!
SIGN    Nagumo Keiichiro
[04:20] Asunaro
    A simple high school student,
[04:22] Asunaro
    edging out all the adults with
    his intellect alone to stand at the top.
[04:27] Asunaro
    When I saw you stealing
    all the media attention,
[04:30] Asunaro
    I dove into this business and
    dedicated myself to being just like you!
[04:35] Asunaro
    And now that I have grown stronger...
    Yes, it is time!
[04:38] Asunaro
    I, Asunaro, am determined
    to repay this debt to you,
[04:41] Asunaro
    and I have come here
    hoping to be of use to you.
[04:45] Nagumo
    Yeah, uh, I appreciate the sentiment,
    but I really don't have the money to hire—
[04:50] Asunaro
    I will, of course, work for free.
[04:52] Asunaro
    After all, my work is going so well
    that I have grown stinking rich.
[04:56] Nagumo
    Yeah, I bet.
[04:58] Asunaro
    In fact, I intend to pay you a tuition fee.
[05:01] Nagumo
    What?! For real?
[05:03] Nagumo
    Mind explaining in a bit more detail?
[05:05] Mashiro
    Wait a minute!
[05:07] Mashiro
    Why aren't you including me
     in this discussion?
[05:10] Mashiro
    Shouldn't your first assistant, Mashiro-chan,
    be the first one you consult?
[05:18] Asunaro
    How very odd.
[05:20] Asunaro
    A gorilla wearing clothes and speaking.
[05:22] Mashiro
    This guy is seriously pissing me off!
[05:24] Mashiro
    You must have no common sense at all,
    barging in here out of the blue!
[05:28] Nagumo
    Uh, you showed up unannounced, too.
[05:30] Mashiro
    Wanting to be like the old dude
    isn't enough to be his assistant.
[05:33] Asunaro
    You think my admiration for him
    is all I'm bringing to this?
[05:36] Asunaro
    I'm quite certain I can be
    more useful to Sensei than you.
[05:40] Mashiro
    Excuse me?
[05:42] Mashiro
    Okay! You against me,
    Mr. Round Glasses! Let's go!
[05:44] Asunaro
    But of course, I gladly accept.
[05:46] Asunaro
    Oh, but first, another coffee, please.
[05:49] Mashiro
    Comin' right up.
[05:53] Maki
    I will be serving as your MC.
SIGN    Great Detective 
    Asunaro's Assistant
SIGN    Kazamaki Hana
[05:55] Maki
    I'm his assistant, Kazamaki.
[05:58] Maki
    You two will compete in three areas
     essential to detective work:
[06:01] Maki
    intellect, deduction skills, and stamina.
[06:05] Maki
    The first to notch up two wins will become
    Mr. Nagumo's official assistant.
[06:09] Maki
    Is that acceptable, Master?
[06:11] Asunaro
    Of course, Maki-chan. Not a problem.
[06:14] Mashiro
    Wait, wait, wait! It seems unfair
    that your assistant gets to set this up!
[06:18] Maki
    Not to worry.
[06:20] Maki
    I genuinely despise Master.
[06:22] Asunaro
    Aw, you're so hard on me, Maki-chan.
[06:25] Maki
    I expect overtime pay for this.
[06:28] Asunaro
    She talks big, but at the end of the day,
    she's head over heels for me.
[06:32] Asunaro
    Aren't you, Maki-chan?
[06:34] Mashiro
    Are you?
[06:36] Asunaro
    Please stop holding your nose.
[06:40] Maki
    The first round will be
    a contest of intellect.
SIGN    Guest
[06:45] Maki
    You will both be given the same wire puzzle.
[06:48] Maki
    The one who gets it apart first
    will score the first win.
[06:52] Maki
    Are you ready?
[06:54] Maki
    Then...
[06:56] Maki
    Start.
[07:05] Maki
    Oh, my. Great Detective Asunaro is so fast.
[07:11] Asunaro
    Behold! I will soon have it apart!
[07:14] Asunaro
    Couldn't you have entertained me a bit—
[07:20] Asunaro
    Impossible.
[07:22] Asunaro
    She solved it already?
[07:27] Asunaro
    She cut the wire!
[07:29] Maki
    Mashiro-san has one win.
[07:30] Mashiro
    Yeah, baby!
[07:31] Asunaro
    What?! You're allowing that?!
[07:33] Maki
    Well, I only said the one who got it
    apart first would be the winner.
[07:36] Asunaro
    You're a cheater.
[07:38] Asunaro
    I refuse to accept this atrocity.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Mashiro
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    We refuse to believe 
    that which we don't
     understand.
                        —Pascal
[07:41] Mashiro
    "We refuse to believe that which 
    we don't understand."—Pascal.
[07:47] Asunaro
    She's infuriating!
[07:50] Maki
    The next contest will be deduction skills.
[07:53] Maki
    This is a coded phrase I came up with.
[07:56] Maki
    The first one to figure out
    what's written here is the winner.
[08:00] Maki
    Ready, and...
[08:02] Maki
    Start.
[08:04] Nagumo
    Uh, do we really need to be outside for this?
[08:08] Mashiro INT
    What is it?
[08:10] Mashiro INT
    I can see what looks like
    an "E" here and there.
[08:12] Mashiro INT
    Is it English?
[08:14] Mashiro INT
    I can't get enough information
    from the other characters, though.
[08:17] Mashiro INT
    Are they actually drawings?
[08:21] Asunaro
    Maki-chan, this is too easy.
[08:23] Mashiro
    Say what?
[08:25] Asunaro
    The answer is pi.
[08:27] Asunaro
    Those are the unlit parts
    on a seven-segment display, yes?
[08:31] Maki
    Tsk. That's correct.
[08:33] Asunaro
    You won't even look at the winner?!
[08:35] Mashiro
    Hey! That was way too fast!
[08:38] Mashiro
    I bet you knew the answer in advance.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Mashiro
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Those who study 
    three times, four times,
     or five times more than 
    anyone are geniuses.
                —Noguchi Hideyo
[08:40] Asunaro
    "Those who study three times, four times,
     or five times more than anyone...
[08:44] Asunaro
    are geniuses."—Noguchi Hideyo.
[08:49] Mashiro
    You little...
[08:50] Asunaro
    Also, do you even know what pi is?
[08:53] Mashiro
    Of course I do!
    Are you tryna pick a fight?!
[08:56] Maki
    Our final contest is one of stamina.
[08:59] Mashiro
    What's that?
[09:00] Maki
    Let's call it a "stamp rally race," shall we?
[09:04] Maki
    You'll collect stamps I've placed
    in three locations around the park.
[09:07] Maki
    The first to make it back here is the winner.
[09:10] Asunaro
    I'll help you search for your next job.
[09:13] Mashiro
    Keep talkin', buddy.
[09:15] Maki
    Now, on your marks.
[09:18] Maki
    Ready...
[09:19] Maki
    Start.
[09:22] Maki
    If you're not going to
    take this seriously, I'm leaving.
[09:25] Asunaro
    Bold of you to slam into me like
    a sumo wrestler, you cowardly muscle-girl.
[09:29] Mashiro
    I should be calling you the coward, 
    you four-eyed shitbag!
[09:34] Maki
    I'm sorry you have to go along
    with this nonsense.
[09:37] Nagumo
    Oh, it's fine.
[09:39] Maki
    Master—that is, Asunaro—
    admires you deeply.
[09:44] Maki
    You're all he ever talks about.
[09:47] Nagumo
    He's got some weird taste, then.
[09:50] Maki
    He wants you to reclaim your former shine.
[09:56] Maki
    His wish for you to return to
    center stage has brought him this far.
SIGN    First Stamp
[10:01] Nagumo
    Do I look that much duller now?
[10:04] Maki
    Oh! I'm sorry! That's not what I meant!
[10:07] Nagumo
    Nah, I was just joking.
[10:10] Nagumo
    Asunaro-kun reminds me of myself
    when I was younger.
[10:14] Maki
    Huh?
[10:15] Nagumo
    I bet he's enjoying
    the hell out of this stage,
[10:18] Nagumo
    where his skills respond and grow so quickly.
[10:21] Nagumo
    He's in no doubt that
    he can keep it up forever.
SIGN    Third Stamp
[10:24] Nagumo
    The only way he differs from
    the younger me is he has support.
[10:30] Nagumo
    I had no one, much less a partner who'd give
     me a push or rein me in when I needed it.
[10:37] Nagumo
    So I envy him, really.
[10:39] Nagumo
    A partner who's your own age
    is probably easier to talk to.
[10:44] Maki
    His own age?
[10:48] Maki
    I guess I'm still worth
    keeping around for a while.
[10:50] Nagumo
    Hm? You say something?
[10:53] Maki
    No, nothing.
[10:55] Maki
    So is that girl your support now?
[10:58] Nagumo
    Hm, I'm not sure.
[11:02] Maki
    I think you make quite a good pair.
[11:04] Nagumo
    Yeah?
[11:06] Maki
    Of course, you needn't worry
    about Asunaro's oath.
[11:09] Maki
    Even if she loses,
    please don't fire Mashiro-chan.
[11:13] Nagumo
    Oh, it's all good.
[11:19] Nagumo
    No one can beat Mashiro
    in a contest of stamina.
[11:26] Maki
    It pains me to say anything
    that constitutes praise for Asunaro...
[11:30] Maki
    but I don't think she has a chance.
[11:34] Asunaro
    What's the matter?
    You're awfully short of breath!
[11:37] Asunaro
    I've trained to anticipate any outcome,
     no matter the task, since I was a child.
[11:42] Asunaro
    I am fundamentally different from a civilian
    like you who merely has athletic prowess.
[11:48] Mashiro INT
    Damn it. My body feels so heavy.
[11:52] Asunaro
    Maki-chan!
[11:54] Mashiro INT
    If I lose, I won't be able
    to stay with the old dude.
[11:58] Mashiro INT
    If I lose... If I lose...
[12:01] Mashiro INT
    If I lose...
SIGN    My Talents
    These Days 
    Are Crazy!
[12:08] Mashiro INT
    Like hell...
[12:10] Mashiro
    ...am I letting that happen!
[12:12] Asunaro
    Removing your top layer to reduce weight?
     I appreciate your refusal to give up.
[12:18] Asunaro
    Go on, throw it all away.
    It will do nothing to close the gap.
[12:23] Asunaro
    No matter...
[12:24] Asunaro
    how much you toss...
[12:27] Asunaro
    Wait, how much are you even carrying?!
[12:30] Maki
    Wh-What on earth is that?
[12:32] Nagumo
    Her storage technique.
[12:35] Mashiro INT
    Okay! I've purged
    all the stuff I was carrying.
[12:37] Mashiro INT
    Now I just need to catch up.
[12:39] Mashiro INT
    I can do this. Just another step.
[12:41] Mashiro INT
    After all...
[12:45] Mashiro
    I've been through plenty
    of tough training myself!
[12:51] (Flashback) Coach
    Okay, that's enough.
[12:53] (Flashback) Coach
    Well done for enduring
    all of this tough training.
[12:57] (Flashback) Coach
    You have completed every lesson.
    There is nothing more I can teach you.
[13:02] (Flashback) Mashiro
    Coach... Can I be...
[13:05] (Flashback) Mashiro
    a full-fledged... detective now?
[13:09] (Flashback) Coach
    Of course.
[13:11] (Flashback) Coach
    Yes. A detective.
[13:14] (Flashback) Coach
    A detective?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Mashiro
SIGN    Asunaro
[13:17] (Flashback) Coach
    What's a detective?
[13:23] Asunaro
    I have been defeated today,
[13:26] Asunaro
    but I will, without a doubt,
    take your position next time.
[13:29] Asunaro
    I suppose I have found a rival
    where I least expected to.
[13:33] Asunaro
    I will not lose next time.
[13:35] Mashiro
    Oh, okay.
[13:37] Asunaro
    How very odd.
[13:39] Asunaro
    At a time like this,
    shouldn't the other party say
[13:41] Asunaro
    something like, "You did well yourself,"
[13:44] Asunaro
    giving the sense that
    a new rivalry has been born?
[13:47] Asunaro
    What could it mean?
[13:48] Mashiro
    You're annoying as hell!
    Just go away already!
[13:51] Asunaro
    No need to tell me. I'm leaving.
[13:53] Asunaro
    Maki-chan, time to go! Maki-chan!
[13:56] Nagumo
    Oh, she already left.
[13:59] Nagumo
    She said she was expecting a delivery.
[14:01] Asunaro
    Maki-chan!
[14:02] Asunaro
    Maki-chan! You're taking
    your mischief a bit too far!
[14:07] Nagumo
    I didn't even do anything, and I'm exhausted.
[14:11] Mashiro
    Are you okay with that, old dude?
[14:15] Mashiro
    I mean, if you made him your assistant,
     you'd get money for it.
[14:20] Mashiro
    Wouldn't he be a better assistant than m—
[14:23] Mashiro
    Hey! You're gonna shrink me!
[14:23] Nagumo
    What're you acting like
    a considerate adult for?
[14:27] Nagumo
    So long as you bring in more money
    than he does, there's no problem.
[14:32] Nagumo
    You can do that, right?
[14:40] Mashiro
    Yeah!
[14:48] Nagumo
    I'm broke.
[14:50] Mashiro
    I told you, I can lend you some.
[14:53] Asunaro
    You seem to be in a bind.
[14:55] Mashiro
    Gah! You again?!
[14:57] Asunaro
    I didn't pick the lock today.
[14:59] Mashiro
    Why are you here? You're not after 
    a revenge match already, are you?
[15:02] Asunaro
    Why am I here?
[15:06] Asunaro
    Well, why else?
[15:08] Asunaro
    I'm here to ask Sensei to do a job for—
[15:10] Maki
    I'm sorry about all the fuss
    last time, Nagumo-sensei.
[15:13] Maki
    Please enjoy these
    with Mashiro-san, if you'd like.
[15:17] Mashiro
    Ooh, yokan.
[15:18] Nagumo
    You didn't have to go out of your way.
[15:20] Maki
    Oh, no such thing.
[15:21] Asunaro
    Excuse me, Maki-chan.
    You seem to have spoken over me.
[15:24] Asunaro
    Oh, by the way, I chose that yokan myself.
[15:27] Asunaro
    As I was saying, I'm here to ask
    Nagumo-sensei to do a job for me!
[15:28] Mashiro
    I'm gonna cut this yokan.
    Have a seat, Maki-chan.
[15:30] Maki
    Oh, thank you.
[15:32] Mashiro
    This is some fatty yokan!
[15:34] Nagumo
    Have you never heard of chestnut yokan?
[15:37] Asunaro
    Wait. Could it be? Am I actually dead?
[15:41] Mashiro
    Yeah, sorry. I took the
    teasing a little too far.
SIGN    The Ones Who Don't 
    Realize They're Stalkers 
    Are the Most Dangerous
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[15:50] Nagumo
    You've got a job for me?
    What brought this on?
[15:55] Asunaro
    The thing is...
[15:56] Asunaro
    I am being hounded by a stalker.
[15:59] Nagumo/Mashiro
    A stalker? You?
[16:01] Asunaro
    Yes.
[16:02] Asunaro
    Recently, whenever I'm alone, I get this
    indescribable sensation of eyes fixed on me.
[16:07] Asunaro
    I try to pursue the person, but they're too
    fast, so I have been unable to catch them.
[16:12] Maki
    Master is... technically... somehow...
    oddly popular for some reason,
[16:16] Maki
    and he has some extreme fans.
[16:18] Maki
    If something awful were to happen...
[16:22] Nagumo
    I'll accept the job.
[16:25] Nagumo
    After all...
[16:27] Nagumo
    I could use a little stimulation.
[16:29] Asunaro
    Wait, what's the matter?!
[16:31] Mashiro
    The old dude has hyperesthesia.
[16:33] Maki
    Sounds like you get enough stimulation.
SIGN    Tarafuku
SIGN    Cod Roe Land
SIGN    Cod Roe — Tarafuku
[16:44] Mashiro
    Tailing as a trio is kinda fun!
[16:47] Nagumo
    Come on. This isn't a game.
[16:50] Maki
    Oh, Master has stopped.
[16:53] Nagumo
    He keeps staring at that guy in the glasses.
[16:55] Mashiro
    You think he's the stalker?
[16:57] Nagumo
    What? He solved the case himself?
[17:00] Asunaro
    How very odd.
[17:02] Asunaro
    That man doesn't look like he exercises,
    but he's wearing earbuds meant for jogging.
[17:08] Asunaro
    What could it mean?
[17:09] Nagumo
    Whoa, that's a rude first impression.
[17:12] Maki
    It is Master's belief that he should
    be asking questions at all times.
[17:16] Mashiro
    Oh, he stopped again.
[17:18] Nagumo
    What's up this time?
[17:21] Asunaro
    How very odd.
[17:22] Asunaro
    That woman has her car
    filled with cat knick-knacks,
[17:27] Asunaro
    but her husband has the face of a dog.
[17:29] Asunaro
    Is he gonna be doing this all day?
[17:31] Mashiro
    I'd never want to live with him.
[17:34] Nagumo
    Huh? Some kinda group is coming this way.
[17:36] Mashiro
    Whoa, a whole flock of girls.
[17:39] Maki
    That is also a daily occurrence.
[17:42] Mashiro
    Uh, they're kinda engulfing him...
[17:45] Maki
    That is also a daily occurrence.
[17:47] Mashiro
    Oh, he's emerging.
[17:50] Mashiro
    Wait, all his clothes got ripped off!
[17:53] Nagumo
    Are those girls muggers or what?
[17:55] Maki
    That is also a daily occurrence.
[17:57] Nagumo/Mashiro
    For real?!
[17:59] Nagumo
    Shouldn't we get him some clothes?
[18:02] Maki
    Not to worry.
[18:05] Mashiro
    Oh, a different set of fans.
[18:09] Nagumo
    What was that, a pit stop?
[18:11] Maki
    Most of Master's clothes
    are gifts he receives from fans.
[18:15] Mashiro
    Old dude, is there
    any point in tailing this guy?
[18:19] Nagumo
    You haven't noticed, Mashiro?
[18:21] Mashiro
    Huh?
[18:22] Nagumo
    Someone shady has been
    following him this whole time.
[18:26] Nagumo
    Two o'clock.
[18:30] Mashiro
    Whoa, you're right! Who is that?
[18:32] Nagumo
    No, more to the right.
[18:33] Nagumo
    Although, yeah, that guy
    looks pretty wild, too.
[18:37] Mashiro
    That one, huh? You're right. Looks shady.
[18:40] Nagumo
    Asunaro-kun, casually relocate
    to the place I'm about to direct you to.
[18:44] Asunaro
    Understood.
[18:58] Asunaro
    Oh, you have only just noticed?
[19:01] Asunaro
    You are quite the fool.
[19:02] Asunaro
    You are already trapped.
[19:05] Asunaro
    Now, why don't you tell me your reason?
[19:09] Asunaro
    Why have you been stalking me?
[19:13] Shady Guy
    S-Stalking? I'm not!
[19:16] Asunaro
    Hmph. That's what they all say.
[19:18] Asunaro
    The worst stalkers don't
    even realize they're doing it.
[19:21] Shady Guy
    I told you, I'm not!
[19:24] Asunaro
    Did I not just tell you
    that you were trapped?
[19:27] Asunaro
    Do it, Sensei!
[19:31] Nagumo
    Would you say you're tougher than a bear?
[19:39] Nagumo
    It was a long damn time ago,
[19:42] Nagumo
    but I once had a request to get rid of a bear
    that was wrecking someone's field.
[19:49] Nagumo
    Hey, I'm not done talki—
[19:51] Nagumo
    Oh, that's bad, right?
    That joint shouldn't bend that way.
[19:55] Asunaro
    Sensei!
[19:56] Nagumo
    M-Mashiro! Don't let him get past you!
[19:59] Mashiro
    Understood.
[20:00] Mashiro
    Go on. Choose left or right.
[20:03] Mashiro
    I'll stop you either way.
[20:05] Shady Guy
    Oh, hey, it's Murobuchi, the hammer thrower.
[20:07] Mashiro
    What?! Murobuchi?!
[20:09] Mashiro
    M-M-Murobuchi, um...
[20:12] Mashiro
    I've always been a fan.
[20:13] Mashiro
    Would you please arm-wrestle with me?
[20:14] Nagumo
    Oh, come on! Are you really that gullible?
[20:17] Nagumo INT
    Wait, how does he know what Mashiro's into?
[20:21] Nagumo
    That's not important right now.
[20:22] Nagumo
    Maki-san, it's up to you!
[20:24] Nagumo
    You've gotta stop him!
[20:25] Maki
    Huh? What?
[20:31] Nagumo
    Didn't see that coming.
[20:34] Nagumo
    You really saved the day.
[20:36] Nagumo
    So that's why you dress the way you do, huh?
[20:38] Maki
    Huh? No, really, that's not...
[20:41] Nagumo
    Well, in any case, we finally got him.
[20:44] Asunaro
    Now, why don't we take a look at his face?
[20:48] Nagumo
    What? Nezu?
[20:50] Mashiro
    Why is it you?
[20:51] Nezu
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
    I'm not a stalker!
[20:54] Mashiro
    Why'd you run, then?
[20:56] Nezu
    Well, you guys looked so serious,
    and it was kinda scary, so...
[21:00] Nezu
    But forget that! He's the stalker! Right there!
[21:03] Asunaro
    Wh-What nonsense is this?
[21:05] Asunaro
    Who is it you think I'm stalking?
[21:08] Nezu
    Big Bro Nagumo, obviously!
[21:10] Nezu
    He's been hanging around the agency
    staring at it for about a month now.
[21:13] Nezu
    Whenever Big Bro steps out, he follows him.
[21:15] Nezu
    He's clearly a stalker!
[21:18] Maki
    Master... What is the meaning of this?
[21:22] Asunaro
    Wait, wait, wait! Maki-chan, it's a mistake!
[21:24] Maki
    Where is the mistake?
[21:27] Asunaro
    I was only watching for the right moment
    to introduce myself to Sensei.
[21:33] Asunaro
    I also thought, for future reference,
[21:36] Asunaro
    I should find out his lifestyle patterns
     and interests and such.
[21:40] Asunaro
    Who could call such consideration "stalking"?
[21:43] Nagumo/Mashiro/Maki INT
    I sure could.
[21:45] Maki
    Master...
[21:48] Asunaro
    No, Maki-chan! This isn't...
[21:51] Maki
    I will hear your excuses later.
[21:55] Asunaro
    Hup.
[21:57] Mashiro
    Nezu-kun! Get the stalker!
[21:59] Nezu
    Got it!
[22:01] Nagumo
    They say the worst stalkers
    don't even realize they're doing it.
[22:06] Nagumo
    I guess they're right.
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