2 - With Ghosts, Go for the Knees / Find the Real Thief! / Three Minutes Until Mashiro Explodes

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[00:00] TV
    So did you see it?
[00:04] TV
    Here's another look in slow motion.
[00:14] Nagumo
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
SIGN    Flour
SIGN    Sugar
[00:18] Mashiro
    Salt! Salt!
SIGN    Flour
SIGN    Flour
[00:20] Mashiro
    Gotta purify this place quick!
[00:22] Nagumo
    Don't watch shows like this
    if you can't handle that stuff.
[00:24] Mashiro
    Found it!
[00:27] Mashiro
    Evil spirits, begone!
SIGN    Salt
[00:31] Nagumo
    Take it out of the bag first!
SIGN    Detectives 
    These Days 
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    With Ghosts,
    Go for the Knees
[02:08] Mashiro
    I've never been able to handle
    dark places and ghosts and stuff.
[02:12] Mashiro
    They don't bother you, old dude?
[02:14] Nagumo
    Nah, not really.
[02:16] Mashiro
    I can't believe it. How?
[02:18] Nagumo
    I mean, there's no such thing as ghosts.
[02:20] Nagumo
    Okay, then, could you walk through
    a graveyard naked at night alone?
[02:24] Mashiro
    Bet you couldn't!
[02:26] Nagumo
    That's no prob—wait,
    is the naked part necessary?
SIGN    Dets These Days
[02:31] Nagumo
    Ghosts and Santa share the same roots.
[02:35] Nagumo
    They're products of the imaginations
    of innocent children.
[02:39] Nagumo
    Santa, ghosts, God, the childhood buddy
    running up with toast in their mouth...
SIGN    God
SIGN    God
SIGN    God
SIGN    God
[02:44] Nagumo
    All illusions.
SIGN    God
SIGN    God
SIGN    God
SIGN    God
[02:48] Mashiro
    I bet you'd turn into a really
    nasty bound spirit if you died.
[02:54] Mashiro
    Welcome!
[02:56] Mashiro
    Wait.
[02:56] Mashiro
    Hayashida-kun.
[02:58] Hayashida
    Hey. So you really are working
    at a detective agency.
[03:05] Nagumo
    Oh, he's your classmate, huh?
[03:07] Mashiro
    Haven't seen you in a while.
[03:09] Hayashida
    Y-Yeah.
[03:11] Hayashida
    Since you don't come to school
    much, um, Mashiro-chan.
[03:14] Mashiro
    I'm keeping track of my attendance, though.
[03:17] Hayashida
    Oh, cool.
[03:20] Mashiro
    So, uh, wh-where'd
    your zodiac sign rank today?
[03:25] Nagumo INT
    Ah. They're not particularly
    good friends or anything.
[03:29] Hayashida
    Um, I'm here with a request.
[03:32] Mashiro
    What? From you?
[03:34] Hayashida
    Yeah. The thing is...
[03:37] Hayashida
    A ghost keeps showing up around my house.
[03:39] Mashiro
    For...
[03:40] Mashiro
    F-F-F-F-F-For real?!
[03:43] Hayashida
    Yeah. Every night around midnight,
    I sense something outside the house.
[03:51] Hayashida
    So I bought a cheap surveillance
    camera to watch for it.
[03:54] Hayashida
    But it suddenly showed static,
    and when the picture came back...
[04:01] Hayashida
    When I went outside
    to try to see what it was,
[04:04] Hayashida
    the camera displayed static again,
    and whatever it was I saw was gone.
[04:08] Nagumo
    Hmm, a nasty prank? A stalker?
[04:12] Nagumo
    There's a lot it could be, but Mashiro
     and I will stop by to check it out.
[04:19] Nagumo
    Guess you do react to some things 
    like a normal girl, huh?
[04:22] Mashiro
    Must sacrifice fifty virgins
    to the mountain god right away.
[04:25] Mashiro
    Must sacrifice fifty virgins
    to the mountain god right away.
[04:25] Nagumo
    Are you some crazy shaman lady
    from the boonies?
[04:29] Mashiro
    I don't think I can do this one.
[04:32] Nagumo
    Hey, Mashiro.
[04:33] Nagumo
    Does the detective you wanna be choose
     clients based on your moods and preferences?
[04:39] Nagumo
    I won't say it's wrong
    to escape to the easiest path,
[04:42] Nagumo
    but no matter how far you go on that path,
[04:45] Nagumo
    you'll never catch up to me.
[04:48] Mashiro
    Old dude.
SIGN    You're the one who 
    made Mashiro take 
    the extermination 
    job, man.
[04:55] Mashiro
    Okay. I'll do my best!
[04:57] Hayashida
    M-Mashiro-chan, are you sure you'll be okay?
[05:00] Mashiro
    Hang on. I'm trying
    to recall my coach's advice.
[05:06] (Flashback) Mashiro
    Coach!
[05:07] (Flashback) Mashiro
    How do I defeat a ghost?
[05:10] (Flashback) Coach
    That's easy!
[05:12] (Flashback) Coach
    Go for its nose.
[05:14] (Flashback) Mashiro
    You made that up!
[05:15] (Flashback) Coach
    Every living thing's weakness is its nose.
[05:17] (Flashback) Mashiro
    And if it doesn't work?
[05:19] (Flashback) Coach
    If it doesn't work...
[05:21] (Flashback) Coach
    Go for the knees.
[05:25] Mashiro
    Okay! I'm good now!
[05:27] Nagumo
    Who's your coach?
[05:31] Mashiro
    I didn't know you lived
    by yourself, Hayashida-kun.
[05:33] Hayashida
    Yeah.
[05:34] Mashiro
    Huh. It's cleaner than I would've expected.
[05:40] Nagumo
    Hayashida-kun.
[05:41] Hayashida
    Y-Yes?
[05:42] Nagumo
    Wouldn't you be able to see this ghost
    if you just waited outside?
[05:46] Hayashida
    Oh, actually, for some reason,
    it doesn't come out when people are around.
[05:51] Nagumo
    Uh-huh.
[05:54] Mashiro
    So this is connected
    to your surveillance camera?
[05:57] Mashiro
    Hey, I see something!
[05:59] Nagumo
    Is it here?
[06:08] Mashiro
    Oh, it's just the old dude with
    the cross-shaped chest hair. Whew!
[06:12] Nagumo
    Wait, wait! Is this guy that well-known?
[06:15] Mashiro
    Huh? It's the famous old dude
    who's been showing up lately.
[06:18] Mashiro
    You're an old dude, too.
    You don't know about him?
[06:20] Nagumo
    Don't put me in the same category as him!
[06:23] Hayashida
    There! The static!
[06:29] Mashiro
    That's two hundred times
    scarier than I imagined!
[06:32] Nagumo
    Okay, Mashiro. Go.
[06:33] Mashiro
    Me?!
[06:34] Nagumo
    Well, it looks like it disappears quick.
[06:36] Nagumo
    We need your speed
    if we want to find out what it is.
[06:44] Mashiro
    You'd better treat me to BBQ later!
[06:47] Hayashida
    Oh, the static again!
[06:50] Nagumo
    And it's gone.
[06:51] Hayashida
    Oh, there's Mashiro-chan.
[06:53] Nagumo
    Damn. Just barely too late.
[06:56] Hayashida
    Oh, the guy with the cross-shaped
    chest hair is giving her food.
[07:01] Nagumo
    That's the one type of person
    you should never accept food from.
SIGN    Day 2
[07:09] Mashiro
    Today's the day I catch that ghost!
[07:12] Nagumo
    There's the ghost. Go, Mashiro.
[07:14] Nagumo
    Damn, she's fast.
[07:16] Mashiro
    It's gone!
SIGN    Day 5
[07:18] Nagumo
    It's there!
[07:28] Mashiro
    That still wasn't fast enough?
SIGN    Day 7
[07:32] Mashiro
    I'll break the joints in its legs
    so it can't run when I catch it.
[07:36] Mashiro
    I'll break the joints in its legs
    so it can't run when I catch it.
[07:40] Nagumo
    Mashiro gets faster every time, but it always
    disappears the moment before she gets there.
[07:45] Nagumo
    But it doesn't show up at all
    if we hide and wait for it.
[07:49] Hayashida
    We're kind of stuck, huh?
[07:53] Nagumo
    You're looking pretty content,
    all things considered.
[07:56] Hayashida
    Huh? No, not at all.
[07:58] Hayashida
    Oh, the static. Here it comes.
[08:02] Nagumo
    Mashiro! Go through the window!
[08:04] Hayashida
    Window?!
[08:07] Mashiro
    I bet the ghost wasn't expecting me
     to take a shortcut!
[08:12] Mashiro
    And I'm here.
[08:14] Nagumo
    Oh? Now, this is strange.
[08:17] Nagumo
    Mashiro should be in front of the camera,
[08:19] Nagumo
    but only the ghost is on the screen.
[08:23] Nagumo
    Hayashida-kun, what is this?
[08:25] Hayashida
    Don't ask me. I don't have a clue.
[08:29] Nagumo
    No, I think you do.
[08:31] Nagumo
    Because that ghost is you.
[08:36] Hayashida
    Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
[08:39] Hayashida
    I'm right here, aren't I?
[08:44] Hayashida
    You dressed as a ghost, stood in front of the
    camera in advance, and recorded the footage.
[08:50] Hayashida
    And you've been returning it to the
    original picture before Mashiro gets there
[08:54] Hayashida
    so we wouldn't figure out it was a recording.
[08:56] Nagumo
    Well?
[08:57] Hayashida
    Wh-Where's your proof?
[08:59] Nagumo
    Hey, no need to fly off the handle.
[09:01] Nagumo
    We can find out just
    by looking at the camera,
[09:04] Nagumo
    but the remote is proof enough.
[09:06] Nagumo
    It's in your pocket, right?
[09:11] Hayashida
    When did you figure it out?
[09:13] Nagumo
    On the first day.
[09:15] Nagumo
    The moment the ghost disappeared,
    the old man's light was visible.
[09:20] Nagumo
    That kind of gave me a clue.
[09:23] Hayashida
    Why did you pretend you didn't know, then?
[09:25] Nagumo
    I wanted to know why.
[09:28] Nagumo
    And I figured that out
    over these past few days, too.
[09:31] Nagumo
    You've got a thing for Mashiro.
[09:34] Nagumo
    You sure were having
    a good time talking to her.
[09:37] Nagumo
    From the look on your face,
    ghosts were the last thing on your mind.
[09:41] Nagumo
    So you created a ghost that could
    never be found and made her look for it
[09:45] Nagumo
    so you'd have an excuse to see her.
[09:47] Nagumo
    Am I right?
[09:48] Hayashida
    N-No—
[09:49] Nagumo
    It happened to me, too.
[09:52] Nagumo
    In eighth grade, I borrowed an MD
     from a girl and told her I'd lost it
[09:57] Nagumo
    to get her in my room 
    so we could look for it together.
[10:00] Nagumo
    Though I later realized she'd stolen
    my Gme Boy and I vomited from the shock.
[10:05] Hayashida
    I'm sorry!
[10:08] Hayashida
    You're right about everything!
[10:10] Hayashida
    I was just so desperate
    to get closer to Mashiro-chan!
[10:15] Hayashida
    I'll pay you, I swear!
    Just please, forgive me!
[10:20] Nagumo
    Are you familiar with Sherlock Holmes?
[10:24] Hayashida
    Huh? Yeah...
[10:26] Nagumo
    In one of the books, he says...
[10:33] Nagumo
    ...uh, something that isn't
    coming to me right now.
[10:36] Hayashida
    Huh?
[10:38] Nagumo
    Well, anyway, stop taking
     the roundabout way,
[10:42] Nagumo
    and just face her head-on. Got it?
[10:45] Nagumo
    You can pay my fee whenever you can.
[10:49] Hayashida
    Nagumo-san!
[10:53] Mashiro
    Sorry about that! I'm back!
[10:55] Hayashida
    Hey, Mashiro. Hayashida-kun
    has something to tell...
[10:58] Mashiro
    Look! I finally caught the ghost!
[11:04] Nagumo
    Evil spirit, begone!
[11:06] Mashiro
    Hey! Take the salt out of the bag first!
[11:11] Mashiro
    Huh? My pudding's gone.
[11:13] Mashiro
    I was so looking forward to eating it.
[11:19] Mashiro
    You didn't eat it, did you, Nezu-kun?
[11:22] Mashiro
    You wouldn't do that, right?
[11:24] TV
    Next up in the news...
[11:25] TV
    Self-proclaimed detective, Nagumo Keiichiro,
[11:25] Nezu
    Uh, no, this was just, like...
[11:28] TV
    has been arrested on suspicion*
    of stealing women's underwear.
[11:29] Nezu
    Uh-oh! Big Bro Nagumo got
    arrested for underwear theft!
[11:32] Mashiro
    Can't you come up with
    a better lie than that?
[11:33] TV
    That news again...
[11:35] TV
    The man arrested on suspicion of underwear
    theft was self-proclaimed detective,
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SIGN    Former great detective resorts to underwear theft?!
SIGN    m 627.5 52 l 294.5 52.5 287.5 48.5 284 42 284.5 36 287.5 31.5 291 27.5 627.5 28
SIGN    Former great detective resorts to underwear theft?!
SIGN    Reproduction
SIGN    Where 
    are the 
    stolen 
    articles?
SIGN    Featured Topic
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    50 victims! 150 pairs of underwear stolen
[11:39] TV
    Nagumo Keiichiro, aged 35.
[11:43] Mashiro
    Seriously?
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SIGN    Fi
SIGN    nd
SIGN    the
SIGN    Re
SIGN    al
SIGN    Thi
SIGN    ef
SIGN    !
[11:47] Mimasaka
    Wow, it's been ages.
SIGN    Metropolitan
SIGN    Police
SIGN    Department
SIGN    Shinjuku
SIGN    Station
[11:49] Mimasaka
    Looks like you've aged a bit, Keiichiro.
[11:52] Nagumo
    So have you. You're straight-up old now,
[11:55] Nagumo
    Chief Inspector Mimasaka, sir.
[11:57] Mimasaka
    Hey, don't address me like that.
     Creeps me out.
[12:00] Mimasaka
    Just call me what you always used to.
[12:02] Mimasaka
    Still, though...
[12:04] Mimasaka
    We were prodigies who were once in
    the limelight as a high school detective duo,
[12:08] Mimasaka
    and now, one of us is
    just a humble civil servant,
[12:11] Mimasaka
    while the other is making waves
    as a serial underwear thief.
[12:15] Nagumo
    I told you, it wasn't me.
[12:18] Mimasaka
    I know that. I don't really think you did it.
[12:22] Nagumo
    Then let me go home already.
[12:24] Mimasaka
    I'm afraid I can't.
[12:26] Mimasaka
    Not when I have this.
[12:29] Nagumo
    That's...
[12:32] Nagumo
    What is it? Menko?
[12:35] Mimasaka
    It's an SD card!
[12:37] Mimasaka
    It contains footage recorded
    by one of the victims.
[12:40] Nagumo
    And what's an "SD card"?
[12:42] Mimasaka
    Anyway, until you explain
    what happens in this footage,
[12:48] Mimasaka
    I can't let you go...
[12:54] Mimasaka
    I didn't do anything, and it broke.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
[12:59] Mimasaka
    Well?
[13:01] Mimasaka
    That's you, isn't it?
[13:05] Nagumo
    That's me, all right.
[13:07] Mimasaka
    Guess this case is closed, then.
[13:10] Nagumo
    No! Wait, wait, wait!
[13:12] Nagumo
    Something's weird about this footage.
[13:14] Nagumo
    It's as if he's looking right
    at the camera on purpose.
[13:17] Nagumo
    Based on the number of victims,
    this guy's a pro.
[13:19] Nagumo
    Would a pro make a dumb mistake like that?
[13:22] Nagumo
    Someone's obviously trying to frame me.
[13:25] Mimasaka
    That's all speculation
     on your part, Keiichiro.
[13:28] Mimasaka
    Or do you have proof?
[13:30] Nagumo
    I do have proof.
[13:32] Nagumo
    Or I will have it.
[13:34] Nagumo
    My assistant will find it.
[13:38] Mashiro
    Nezu-kun, what is this?
[13:39] Nezu
    I call it "Operation: Fish Up
    the Underwear Thief"!
[13:43] Nezu
    I'll carry this thing around town,
[13:46] Nezu
    and the underwear thieves will flock to it!
[13:49] Nezu
    Whaddya think? Do I have
    what it takes to be a detective?
[13:54] Mashiro
    Nezu-kun...
[13:55] Nezu
    Yes?
[13:58] Mashiro
    Two to go.
[13:59] Nezu
    Huh? Wait, what are you counting?
    You're scaring me! I'm sca—
[14:03] Mashiro
    Look here.
SIGN    The Office
[14:04] Mashiro
    These are the locations
    where the underwear thief struck.
[14:07] Nezu
    Looks like they're concentrated
    around our office.
[14:10] Mashiro
    The old dude was immediately taken in,
    even though he wasn't caught in the act.
[14:14] Mashiro
    That means there's most likely
    photographic evidence.
[14:17] Nezu
    Makes sense.
SIGN    The Office
[14:19] Mashiro
    Given the spots the thefts occurred, it had
    to be someone who looks like the old dude,
[14:24] Mashiro
    and who wanted to make it
    look like the old dude did it.
[14:28] Nezu
    You kinda sound like a detective, Big Sis!
[14:31] Mashiro
    You think so?
[14:32] Mashiro
    Also, do you notice anything
    when you look at this map?
[14:35] Nezu
    Ooh, like what? Like what?
[14:38] Mashiro
    If we draw lines to connect these locations...
[14:42] Mashiro
    Yes! It forms the shape of the Big Dipper!
[14:45] Nezu
    Oh! Uh... yeah, um...
[14:48] Nezu
    That's reaching.
[14:49] Mashiro
    What? No way! It totally
     looks like the Big Dipper!
[14:52] Nezu
    Nah, that's a serious stretch.
SIGN    Uzbekistan
[14:55] Nezu
    It looks like Uzbekistan to me.
[14:57] Nezu
    And if it did form the Big Dipper,
    what would that mean?
[15:01] Mashiro
    Well, it's... um, that is...
[15:04] Mashiro
    We should nab everyone we see wearing
    clothes with the Big Dipper on them?
[15:07] Nezu
    That's some shitty logic.
[15:09] Mimasaka
    Can't believe you found yourself
    a reliable assistant.
[15:13] Nagumo
    Not sure if I'd call her "reliable," but...
[15:17] Nezu
    Why do you gotta dry
    your underwear at my place?
[15:20] Mashiro
    I can't use the office.
    It'd make the thief suspicious.
[15:23] Mashiro
    The people living near there dry their
    clothes inside now because of the thief,
[15:27] Mashiro
    so he'll naturally end up here. I know it.
[15:30] Nezu
    Huh.
[15:31] Mashiro
    Also, interrogations revealed that
    he seemed to focus on white underwear.
[15:36] Nezu
    Just wondering, but are these yours?
[15:39] Mashiro
    Like hell they are!
    These are new ones I just bought—
[15:41] Nezu
    Hey, Mr. Nagumo!
[15:43] Nezu
    So they let you go, huh?
[15:44] Mashiro
    Old dude?
[15:46] Mashiro
    Check it out. I set a trap
     to lure the thief here...
[15:50] Mashiro
    He looks kinda like him,
    but very specifically different!
[15:54] Thief
    His assistant?
[15:56] Mashiro
    Hey, wait!
[15:57] Nezu
    Big Sis, leave this one to me!
[16:00] Nezu
    Since my legs are so long,
    I'm a great runner.
[16:03] Nezu
    I'll nab that guy in a flash with my spee—
[16:07] Nezu
    Bug scary. Bug scary. Bug scary.
[16:09] Mashiro
    I swear, all the men
    at our office are useless!
[16:14] Mashiro
    Hold it, you!
[16:16] Thief
    As if a girl can catch up to me.
[16:19] Mashiro
    I'll just have to use this, then.
[16:21] Mashiro
    Come forth, new weapon! Drone Strike!
[16:24] Thief
    What? Drone?!
[16:29] Mashiro
    Yeah, as if I have one of those, dumbass.
[16:34] Mashiro
    Gotcha!
[16:36] Mashiro
    I'll make sure you pay
    for framing the old dude.
[16:39] Thief
    Hey, no need to get so testy.
[16:44] Thief
    Sure am glad they were white.
[16:47] Nezu
    Sorry, Big Sis! Did you catch the thief?
[16:51] Mashiro
    I will pulverize him.
[16:55] Mimasaka
    That's it for today's interrogation.
[16:58] Mimasaka
    I sure hope your assistant saves you.
[17:01] PoliceA
    Hey! Who are you?!
[17:02] PoliceB
    Stop! Where's that momentum coming from?!
[17:04] PoliceC
    We need backup!
[17:05] Mimasaka
    What's all the noise out there?
[17:08] Mashiro
    Sorry for the wait, old dude.
[17:11] Nagumo
    Took you long enough.
[17:13] Mashiro
    We caught the thief. He looks just like you.
[17:16] Mashiro
    See?
[17:17] Nagumo
    You beat him up so bad, I can't even tell!
[17:21] Mashiro
    Stop right there!
[17:23] Mashiro
    Serial arsonist, Knit Man!
[17:26] Knit Man
    Damn it. How are you so fast in that form?
[17:30] Mashiro
    I did warn you.
[17:33] Mashiro
    Take this!
[17:36] Knit Man
    Wha—
[17:39] Knit Man
    Hah! Where the hell are you aiming?
[17:41] Knit Man
    You suck at kicking.
[17:45] Mashiro
    The pen is mightier than the sword.
SIGN    That's my ricochet.
[17:47] Knit Man
    The English line has nothing
    to do with anything.
SIGN    Three Minutes Until Mashiro Explodes
[17:54] Mimasaka
    That was some fine work, Mashiro-chan.
[17:58] Mashiro
    Nothing's gonna come out of
    that kinda praise.
[18:01] Nagumo
    Uh, something did just come out.
[18:05] Nagumo
    What's up?
[18:06] Knit Man
    My art is still out there.
[18:09] Nagumo
    Your what?
[18:10] Knit Man
    Go check out parking lot #1 by the station.
[18:13] Knit Man
    I don't think you'll get
    there in time, though.
[18:16] Nagumo
    Wha...
[18:17] Nagumo
    Mashiro! You should be fast enough.
[18:19] Mashiro
    I'm on it!
[18:20] Mimasaka
    What did you do, Knit Man?
[18:22] Knit Man
    What did I do? I did art. Art.
[18:25] Knit Man
    You sure you wanna let that brat handle it?
[18:29] Knit Man
    My art is pretty provocative.
[18:32] Nagumo
    Mashiro, did you find it?
SIGN    It's our 2-month anniversary!
SIGN    It's our 2-month anniversary!
SIGN    It's our 2-month anniversary!
SIGN    It's our 2-month anniversary!
SIGN    It's our 2-month anniversary!
[18:36] Mashiro
    There's a monster hunt quest posted here.
[18:39] Nagumo
    That's probably not it.
[18:42] Mashiro
    Huh? There's some kind of box here.
[18:45] Nagumo
    A box?
[18:46] Nagumo
    Okay, don't touch it.
     Stay there until backup—
[18:48] Knit Man
    I don't think there's gonna be time for that.
[18:51] Mashiro
    You heard Knit Man. I'm opening it.
[18:54] Nagumo
    Wait, you idiot. What if it's a bomb?
[19:00] Mashiro
    It literally is a bomb.
[19:02] Knit Man
    Now it's less of a surprise
    thanks to your weird preface!
[19:05] Nagumo
    Uh, sorry about that.
[19:07] Mimasaka
    Why are you acting so carefree right now?!
[19:10] Mimasaka
    Get a bomb squad together.
[19:12] Police
    Yes, sir.
[19:12] Nagumo
    Listen to me, Mashiro. Don't touch
    the bomb, but send me a picture.
[19:16] Mashiro
    A picture, huh? Okay!
[19:19] Nagumo
    There it is. This should give us
    an idea of its design.
[19:23] Nagumo
    We don't need you in the shot.
[19:26] Nagumo
    Why are you in the frame with the bomb?!
[19:29] Nagumo
    Keep screwing around
    and this'll be your funeral pic!
[19:31] Mashiro
    Please, no! I'll take another one!
[19:36] Nagumo
    A solo shot!
[19:37] Nagumo
    Stop trying to take a good funeral photo!
[19:39] Mashiro
    Crap! There's less than three minutes left!
[19:41] Nagumo
    What? Run, Mashiro!
[19:43] Mashiro
    I can't. If it blows,
    the buildings above could fall.
[19:47] Mashiro
    So I'll disarm it here and now.
[19:49] Nagumo
    What? You can't do that!
[19:54] Knit Man
    This'll be a good show.
[19:56] Nagumo
    You! Tell us how to disarm
    the bomb right now!
[20:00] Mimasaka
    Stop it, Keiichiro. He's not gonna tell us.
[20:02] Knit Man
    Hah! There's no way to disarm it.
[20:06] Nagumo
    You got a plan, Mashiro?
[20:07] Mashiro
    Yeah. I've seen
    bomb-disarming scenes in movies.
[20:10] Nagumo
    Movies?
[20:11] Mashiro
    If I can get through this,
    I think I'll make a breakthrough.
[20:14] Mashiro
    Though if I fail, it'll do a lot
    more than "break through."
[20:19] Mashiro
    Get it?
[20:20] Nagumo
    That's too disturbing to be funny.
[20:22] Mashiro
    Okay, I'm taking off the outer cover.
[20:24] Mashiro
    Based on the stats I have,
    if there's a red wire and a blue wire,
[20:28] Mashiro
    the number of successes after
    cutting the red wire is a bit higher, so...
[20:32] SFX (Knit Man's voice)
    Clump.
[20:36] Nagumo
    M-Mashiro!
[20:37] Mashiro
    I-I'm fine, I'm fine.
[20:40] Mashiro
    I just blew up 'cause I was panicking.
[20:45] Mashiro
    What do I do, old dude?
[20:46] Mashiro
    There's a whole tangled clump of wires!
[20:49] Mashiro
    Hey, if I post a shot of me with this
    on my head, will I go viral?
[20:52] Nagumo
    Is your need for approval
    really that insatiable?
[20:55] Mashiro
    What do I do? It's down to two minutes!
[20:58] Nagumo
    Forget it. Just run, Mashiro.
[21:00] Mashiro
    I can't. Regular people are gonna get hurt.
[21:03] Nagumo
    But there's nothing more you can do.
[21:04] Mashiro
    There is!
[21:06] Mashiro
    I'll take it to a place
    where there are no people.
[21:09] Nagumo
    Wha... You...
[21:11] Mimasaka
    The bomb squad won't get there in time.
    We have to take a chance on her.
[21:15] Mimasaka
    Mashiro-chan, this is Mimasaka.
[21:17] Mimasaka
    There's an abandoned baseball field to the north.
[21:19] Mimasaka
    Leave the bomb in the center of it
    and get out of there.
[21:24] Mashiro
    There it is.
[21:26] Mashiro INT
    One minute left.
[21:28] Mashiro INT
    I can get to the center of the field,
    but I won't have time to run.
[21:31] Mashiro INT
    I'll just have to...
[21:33] Mashiro INT
    use the soft touch I built up 
    playing so much W°°°°°g Eleven*...
[21:38] Mashiro INT
    to kick it in!
[21:42] Mashiro
    Did you see that, Knit Man?
[21:44] Mashiro
    I win again...
[21:51] Nezu INT
    Heya! I'm Nezu.
[21:53] Nezu INT
    I'm actually into photography as a hobby.
[21:56] Nezu INT
    My usual subjects are ruins*
    and abandoned structures.
[21:59] Nezu
    Huh?
[22:04] Mashiro
    Could you tell me how to get to the station?
SIGN    That's my ricochet.
[22:07] Nagumo
    The English line has nothing
    to do with anything.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Great Detective
SIGN    Great Detective
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    Asunaro
SIGN    The Ones Who Don't 
    Realize They're Stalkers 
    Are the Most Dangerous