12 - Nagumo Dons the Haori / Producing Nagumo Detective Agency / Nagumo Detective Agency Shuts Down

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[00:01] Mashiro
    Hey, old dude!
[00:03] Mashiro
    Seems our agency's going bye-bye!
[00:06] Nagumo
    Oh, really? It'll be gone soon, huh?
SIGN    24 Hours Until Nagumo Detective Agency Shuts Down
[00:14] Mashiro
    Okay, no more being flippant about this.
    What are we gonna do?
[00:18] Nagumo
    I mean, it's not like I have anyone
    to borrow the money from.
[00:22] Mashiro
    Well, if it's come to this...
SIGN    Detectives 
    These Days 
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    Detectives 
    These Days 
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    Nagumo Dons the Haori
SIGN    Nagumo Dons the Haori
[02:01] Commentator
    Ninjas of the modern age
    face a looming beast of steel
[02:05] Commentator
    in a challenge we call Sarutobi*!
[02:07] Commentator**
    Total Victory earns them three million yen!
[02:11] Nezu
    An obstacle course like that
    will be a cinch for you, Big Sis.
[02:15] Mashiro
    Forget the prize money.
    I'm going for a new record.
[02:18] AD
    Entry #1: Nagumo Keiichiro-san.
[02:21] Nezu
    What? You're entering, too?
[02:23] Nagumo
    Oh, hell no. Not me.
[02:26] Mashiro
    I messed up!
[02:29] Mashiro
    I registered in his name out of habit
    'cause that's how I sign our business receipts!
[02:34] Mashiro
    What are we gonna do?
    Is it too late to correct it?!
[02:38] Nezu
    Yeah, it's way too late for that.
[02:39] Mashiro
    If the old dude enters, he'll only break
    the record for fastest disqualification.
[02:44] Nagumo
    Aw, c'mon. I can at least
    get past the first area.
[02:47] Azuha
    This sounds like a job for...
SIGN    Humanity 
    B-Gone
[02:48] Azuha
    This! We'll power him up
    with my Humanity B-Gone.
SIGN    Humanity 
    B-Gone
[02:52] Mashiro
    Nice one, Azuha-san.
[02:54] Nagumo
    I want to stay human, though.
[02:55] Nezu
    What should we do, Big Sis?
[02:58] Mashiro
    Since it's come to this...
[03:00] Commentator
    The first stage entails clearing
    seven areas in 100 seconds.
[03:04] Commentator
    Get the slightest droplet of water
    on you, and you're out!
[03:08] Commentator
    Up first is self-proclaimed detective,
    Nagumo Keiichiro!
SIGN    Illustration
[03:15] Azuha/Nezu INT
    This just took a super weird turn.
[03:18] Commentator
    It seems like more of an indoors-y sort of
    occupation, but just look at those shoulders.
[03:23] Commentator
    Nagumo, how are you feeling
    about this challenge?
[03:26] Nagumo
    Huh? How am I feeling?
[03:28] Mashiro
    I'm! A! Detective!
[03:30] Commentator
    His nostalgic gag has the venue roaring!
[03:32] Commentator
    This man is ready and raring to go!
[03:35] Nezu
    Surely even Big Sis ain't gonna
    be able to do much in that state?
[03:39] Azuha
    Wonder what she'll do.
[03:41] Commentator
    First, the stepping stones.
[03:43] Commentator
    Self-proclaimed detective,
    Nagumo, approaches with care.
[03:47] Commentator
    Wow! He does a handstand spring!
[03:50] Commentator
    It's as if he's imposed a restriction
    on himself as a handicap.
[03:53] Commentator
    Is this man a baboon or an orangutan?
[03:57] Commentator
    Oh, my! His face is awfully red.
SIGN    Illustration
[03:59] Commentator
    Is that a sign of rising voltage?!
[04:03] Commentator
    Next up is the revolving pillar area.
[04:06] Commentator
    If he hits any of the pillars,
    he's sure to take the plunge.
[04:10] Commentator
    And there he goes!
[04:13] Commentator
    Oh, no! Self-proclaimed detective,
    Nagumo, is out.
[04:17] Nezu
    No, not yet.
[04:20] Commentator
    Wait, no! He didn't fall!
[04:22] Commentator
    Can you believe that muscle strength?
[04:24] Commentator
    Is he Cup Sumiko-san doing
    a steroid-induced armor evolution?
[04:30] Commentator
    But is Nagumo all right?
SIGN    A Stone
[04:33] Commentator
    That's not a death rattle I hear, is it?
[04:35] Nezu
    I'm starting to think they can pull this off.
[04:38] Azuha
    I'm not sure Mr. Nagumo's still alive, though.
[04:41] Commentator
    Nagumo Keiichiro is running away
    with this contest.
[04:44] Commentator
    He's blasting through the obstacles.
[04:46] Commentator
    Is there no one who can stop this man?
[04:49] Nezu
    They're totally gonna pull it off!
[04:51] Azuha
    No, they're in trouble.
[04:53] Nezu
    Huh?
[04:54] Azuha
    They've only done areas you can
    get through with your hands so far,
[04:57] Azuha
    but next, it's...
[04:59] Commentator
    Last up is the trampoline area,
[05:02] Commentator
    a tough challenge requiring challengers
    to jump across to the net on the other side.
[05:06] Commentator
    Ten seconds remain.
[05:08] Nagumo
    Uh, Mashiro.
[05:10] Mashiro
    Run, old dude.
[05:11] Nagumo
    But...
[05:12] Mashiro
    Just do it! Go!
[05:13] Nagumo
    Okay, then.
[05:20] Nezu
    Not even close!
[05:22] Azuha
    Do you know if Mr. Nagumo can swim?
[05:25] Mashiro
    Don't underestimate Mashiro-chan.
[05:27] Mashiro
    Hi-yah!
[05:31] Commentator
    H-He made it!
[05:33] Commentator
    Not sure what's going on with
    his arms, though. Is he okay?
[05:39] Mashiro
    I can't, old dude. I'm gonna drop you.
[05:46] Mashiro
    That was awesome, old dude!
[05:54] AD
    Would you join me in the back
    for a moment, please?
[06:00] Nagumo
    Ah.
SIGN    0 Hours Until Nagumo Detective Agency Shuts Down
[06:01] Nagumo
    Landlord, please! Anything but that!
SIGN    12 Hours Until Nagumo Detective Agency Shuts Down
SIGN    12 Hours Until Nagumo Detective Agency Shuts Down
SIGN    Producing Nagumo Detective Agency
[06:18] Nagumo
    What the hell?
     Was this always here?
[06:22] Mashiro
    Oh, that? Asunaro left it behind
    the last time he was here.
[06:25] Mashiro
    Said he started making his own merchandise.
[06:28] Mashiro
    He was babbling about how they sell
    so well and plug his business.
[06:32] Nagumo
    Takes some nerve to make
    your own merchandise.
[06:36] Mashiro
    For real. I guess when
    narcissism becomes toxic,
[06:39] Mashiro
    it manifests in disgusting ways like this.
[06:42] Nagumo
    Hey, watch it. You'll crush its head holding it
    like you're about to pitch a super-fast sinker.
[06:47] Mashiro
    Still, that's an idea!
[06:49] Mashiro
    We can make our own merch and
    use the profits to pay your overdue rent.
[06:54] Nagumo
    Don't be dumb. Making merchandise
    also takes time and money.
[06:58] Nagumo
    We need a more reliable method.
[07:00] Nezu
    Hold it right there!
[07:02] Nezu
    You can leave all the business stuff to me!
[07:05] Nezu
    I've got all kinds of connections.
[07:07] Nagumo
    Connections, huh?
[07:09] Mashiro
    Are we talking actual business 
    or yakuza "business"?
[07:13] Nezu
    Look, I'm good at producing stuff like this.
[07:16] Nezu
    Let's make some merch.
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency Production Plan
SIGN    Boobie mousepad of Big Sis Mashiro
SIGN    Make Cerberus 
    our poster cat
SIGN    An original theme song
[07:19] Nezu
    My plan involves these three ideas:
[07:22] Nezu
    a boobie mousepad of Big Sis Mashiro,
[07:25] Nezu
    making Cerberus our poster cat,
[07:27] Nezu
    and our own theme song.
[07:29] Mashiro
    What? M-Me on a mousepad?
[07:32] Nezu
    They'll fly off the shelves.
[07:34] Nagumo
    What's a boobie mousepad?
[07:36] Mashiro
    Putting the mousepad aside for a moment...
[07:39] Mashiro
    What do you mean by "poster cat"?
    Like what some cafés and stations have?
[07:42] Nezu
    People can't resist cats, y'know.
[07:45] Nagumo
    What's a boobie mousepad?
[07:48] Mashiro
    What good would making a theme song do?
[07:49] Nagumo
    What's a boobie mousepad?
[07:51] Nezu
    Things you hear stick with you
     longer than things you see.
[07:54] Nezu
    And no better time to make one
    than the present.
[07:54] Nagumo
    I wonder what a boobie mousepad is.
[07:56] Mashiro
    There's not? Really?
SIGN    Google it,
    dude
SIGN    Making the Boobie Mousepad
[08:01] Mashiro
    Wait, this is way too embarrassing.
[08:03] Nezu
    Your confidence is that low?
[08:06] Mashiro
    Well, no. It's not as if I lack confidence.
[08:10] Mashiro
    I mean, I don't think my figure's that bad,
[08:12] Mashiro
    and I work out, so I can
    confidently say I'm fairly fit, but...
[08:17] Mashiro
    Gosh, if you're gonna plead like that, 
    I guess I'm not totally against it.
[08:27] Mashiro
    Don't look like you're itching to say stuff,
    but you don't wanna get throttled,
[08:31] Mashiro
    so you'll just say whatever to flatter me!
[08:34] Mashiro
    Also, aren't mousepads pretty
    expensive to make, anyway?
[08:38] Nezu
    Don't worry about it.
[08:40] Nezu
    I still have some from when my group
    made 'em before, so I can get 'em cheap.
[08:45] Mashiro
    Well, that's good to know.
[08:47] Nezu
    So you just need to go get your picture
    taken at one of those ID photo booths.
[08:51] Mashiro
    Got it.
[08:53] Nezu
    I'll put in an order with
    the supplier to print them.
[08:56] Nagumo INT
    He only suggested it so he could sell off
    the leftovers his group dumped on him.
[09:02] Nezu
    The mousepads are ready!
[09:04] Mashiro
    Oh, wow. I'm still a little embarrassed.
[09:08] Nezu
    I'm gonna open it.
[09:09] Nezu
    Three, two, one.
[09:11] Nezu
    There!
SIGN    The End
[09:14] Nagumo
    What is this? A face-shaped tumor?
[09:16] Nezu
    Where'd you get this photo taken, Big Sis?!
[09:20] Mashiro
    I'm broke, so I used the copier
    at the convenience store.
[09:23] Nezu
    For your face?! Did you put any 
    stat points into intelligence or shame?
[09:27] Nagumo
    Not only that, but the design's upside-down.
    The boobs are on your head.
[09:31] Nagumo
    What are these, malignant tumors?
[09:33] Mashiro
    Well, what's done is done, right?
[09:36] Nezu
    You sound like a delinquent
    about to have a shotgun wedding.
SIGN    Making Cerberus
    a Poster Cat
SIGN    Safety
SIGN    My Town's Poster Cat
    (Kanto/Tohoku)
    Neighborhood Cat
    
    The poster cat of
    a store in my town
SIGN    My Town's Poster Cat 
    (Kanto/Tohoku) 
    Neighborhood Cat
SIGN    If you're lucky, you 
    might get to meet 
    our poster cat
[09:42] Nagumo
    Oh, so these are poster cats, huh?
[09:44] Mashiro
    They're so cute!
[09:46] Nezu
    Get him to do some tricks or something,
    and all eyes will be on him.
[09:50] Nagumo
    Are there any tricks Cerberus can do?
[09:52] Mashiro
    He occasionally coughs up hairballs
     that look like tumbleweeds.
[09:56] Nagumo
    No one's gonna be into that.
[09:59] Mashiro
    There's nothing special
    about this moggy at all.
[10:02] Nagumo
    So should we make him stand
    by the front door or what?
[10:05] Nezu
    Well, he's not in a very
    photogenic state right now.
[10:07] Nezu
    That's why we're gonna
    give him a little makeover.
[10:11] Nezu
    We'll tidy up that shaggy hair,
[10:13] Nezu
    hide those narrow eyes behind sunglasses,
[10:16] Nezu
    and put an old detective coat
    on him to create the mood.
[10:19] Nezu
    I'd like to put him in a basket,
    but we don't have one, so we'll use a box.
[10:22] Nezu
    Done! I call this "Meowlock Holmes"!
[10:26] Nezu
    Uh...
[10:29] Nagumo
    Pretty shameless for
    such a shabby-looking thing.
SIGN    This ain't
     the circus, 
    dumbasses!
SIGN    What?
[10:32] Mashiro
    Is he a stray from
    some oil-producing country?
[10:34] Nezu
    W-Well, I guess we'll go with this for now.
SIGN    Making an Original Theme Song
[10:40] Nezu
    I'm actually a musician, so I can write a song.
[10:43] Mashiro
    I bet you got into music
    for the most frivolous damn reason.
[10:46] Nezu
    My vocabulary sucks, though,
    so I can't write lyrics.
[10:50] Mashiro
    Your third-grade teacher didn't pick
    you to be on the team, right?
[10:54] Nezu
    So I'll write a song that'll
    bring attention to the agency,
[10:57] Nezu
    and you can write the lyrics for it.
[11:00] Mashiro
    Wait, wait, wait. I can't write lyrics.
[11:03] Mashiro
    I don't have the sense for it.
[11:06] Nezu
    But a writer I know said they saw nothing
     but intelligence in your face.
SIGN    Liar
[11:13] Mashiro
    "A poem is words
    that weren't turned into a song,
[11:16] Mashiro
    and a song is words that weren't turned
     into a poem."—Hermann Hesse.
[11:21] Nagumo INT
    She'd definitely get stopped at immigration.
[11:24] Nezu
    I'll get it added to karaoke right away!
[11:27] Mashiro
    We're gonna sell out
    a two-day Budokan appearance!
[11:30] Nagumo
    Buy rice and garbage bags
    on your way home, would you?
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Boss! It's done!
[11:36] Mashiro
    I'm gonna get everyone hyped
    for our agency with my singing.
[11:41] Nagumo
    Your quality's just about
    the same as a local idol's.
[11:44] Mashiro
    Now, please enjoy: "Ba-dump!
    Nagumo Detective Agency"!
[11:49] Mashiro
    ♫ The one-eyed frog I picked up 
    on the Togetsu Bridge ♫
[11:54] Mashiro
    ♫ Coughed up blood on 
    a stormy night and died ♫
[11:55] Nezu
    Do you think it's a little gloomy?
[11:58] Mashiro
    ♫ Oh, Nagumo Detective Agency ♫
[11:59] Nagumo
    Uh, more than just a little.
[12:02] Nezu
    Anyway, we've got everything now.
[12:05] Nezu
    Merch!
[12:06] Nezu
    A poster cat!
[12:07] Nezu
    A song!
[12:08] Mashiro
    Our agency will be the talk of the town and
     we'll be swamped with jobs. Right, old dude?
[12:13] Nagumo
    Oh, uh, yeah.
[12:14] Nezu
    Let's go announce this stuff now!
[12:16] Mashiro
    Roger!
[12:19] Nagumo
    Maybe I should apologize
    to Mimasaka in advance.
[12:22] College GirlA
    Crap, I'm not done with the assignment yet.
[12:25] College GirlB
    Uh, isn't that kinda bad?
[12:27] College GirlA
    Wait, do you hear music?
[12:28] Mashiro
    ♫ The one who sold it to the cash 
    voucher shop was my nephew ♫
[12:31] College GirlB
    Oh, yeah. Where's it coming from?
[12:34] Mashiro
    ♫ Oh, Nagumo Detective Agency ♫
[12:38] Mashiro
    ♫ That thing by your pillow isn't 
    an acerola, it's an anorexic tomato ♫
SIGN    0 Hours Until Nagumo Detective Agency Shuts Down
SIGN    6 Hours Until Nagumo Detective Agency Shuts Down
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency Shuts Down
[13:01] Mashiro
    We can't afford to waste
    a single second, old dude.
[13:10] Nagumo
    Hang on. My jaw's out of alignment.
[13:13] Mashiro
    You just wasted five seconds already!
[13:16] Nezu
    I've brought a client!
[13:18] Mashiro
    Maki-chan! And background dude.
[13:21] Maki
    We heard a rumor on the breeze
    that you were out of money.
[13:24] Nagumo
    Does this town have breezes like that?
[13:26] Asunaro
    I heard you've been collecting
    the shed tails of lizards to eat.
[13:30] Mashiro
    Like hell we are!
[13:32] Asunaro
    Now, now. Don't get angry over such
    trifling matters. We're here to talk business.
[13:37] Mashiro
    What? Really?
[13:38] Maki
    Why are your eyes euro signs?
[13:41] Asunaro
    Take a look at this.
[13:43] Mashiro
    Who's this guy?
[13:45] Maki
    The boss of Asia's biggest theft ring.
[13:48] Maki
    Apparently, he's in Japan right now.
[13:50] Mashiro
    Oh, yeah. That Biccuri Camera
    just opened in Chiba.
[13:53] Nagumo
    You know that's not what he's here for.
[13:55] Nezu
    Also, that was a while ago now.
[13:58] Asunaro
    This man is going to make
    an exchange with a certain VIP today.
[14:02] Nagumo
    And they want us to catch them in the act?
[14:04] Asunaro
    Yes.
[14:06] Nagumo
    Who's the client?
[14:08] Asunaro
    The MPD.
SIGN    MPD Deputy Superintendent General Kumanomido Takayoshi
[14:11] Nezu
    The deal is being made with the Deputy
    Superintendent General, Kumanomido Takayoshi.
[14:16] Mashiro
    Way too many strokes in those kanji.
[14:18] Nezu
    It'd take two fortune tellers
    to give him a name-based fortune.
[14:21] Nagumo
    So there's a whistleblower?
[14:22] Asunaro
    Yes. It's a top-secret mission
    to expose the dark side of the police.
[14:27] Asunaro
    The reward is six million yen.
[14:29] Mashiro
    Six million?! So if we divvy that up,
    our side gets five million?
SIGN    6 mill
SIGN    6 mill
[14:33] Nagumo
    How is that divvying it up?
[14:35] Asunaro
    The two of us alone
    aren't enough to handle it,
[14:37] Asunaro
    so we'd really appreciate your help, Sensei.
[14:41] Nagumo
    A job exposing the darkness
    in the police force, huh?
[14:45] Mashiro
    We'd hardly be detectives
    if we refused this job now, old dude.
[14:48] Mashiro
    Our ancestors are crying over
    at Tateyama Seien.
[14:51] Nezu
    Your ancestors are still
     at the crematorium?
[14:54] Asunaro
    I'd say they're long dead.
[14:56] Nagumo
    Asunaro-kun, where's the target right now?
[14:59] Asunaro
    Sensei, does that mean...
[15:01] Nagumo
    Yeah.
SIGN    Wee-Woo
[15:03] Nagumo
    My blood hasn't boiled like this in years.
SIGN    Wee-Woo
SIGN    Wee-Woo
[15:05] Maki
    Of all the times for an ambulance to go by.
[15:05] Nagumo
    I'll be accepting this mission.
SIGN    Wee-Woo
SIGN    Wee-Woo
[15:08] Mashiro
    Say that again, old dude!
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[15:11] Mashiro
    So what are these guys exchanging?
[15:14] Asunaro
    Kumanomido is giving the boss a list he has.
[15:17] Mashiro
    A list?
[15:19] Maki
    It may be a list of police who are
    working with criminal organizations.
[15:23] Nezu
    That's a pretty high-calorie article.
[15:25] Mashiro
    So anyway...
[15:27] Mashiro
    Why are we running like this?
[15:30] Maki
    I'm sorry. The boss suddenly
    showed up in town.
[15:33] Mashiro
    Old dude, are you keeping up?
[15:36] Mashiro
    Uh-oh! He's disappearing out of frame!
[15:39] Asunaro
    There he is.
[15:40] Asunaro
    That's our man.
[15:43] Mashiro
    That little old dude in the pajamas
    is the boss of Asia's biggest theft ring?
[15:49] Nezu
    He went into a maid café.
[15:51] Mashiro
    He's enjoying Japan to the fullest.
[15:53] Maki
    Shall we lie in wait for him here?
[15:55] Asunaro
    No, he might complete the hand-off inside.
[15:58] Maki
    But if we all go in, we'll arouse suspicion.
[16:01] Mashiro
    In that case, leave this to me.
[16:04] Mashiro
    I used to work at this café,
    so I'm tight with the owner.
[16:08] Mashiro
    I can dress as a maid and keep
    an eye on him. Piece of cake.
[16:12] Mashiro/Maki
    Welcome home, master.
[16:16] Maki
    A-A-A-A-Am I really needed for this?
[16:19] Mashiro
    Well, if I go in alone,
    I might lose track of the guy.
[16:22] Okazaki Taiiku
    Wow, a new maid! You're adorbs!
[16:26] Maki
    N-No, I'm not...
[16:28] Mashiro
    Maki-chan, look. The boss
    is doing something shady.
[16:32] Okazaki Taiiku
    Miss maid, put a spell
    on my omelet rice, please.
[16:35] Maki
    I can't right now.
[16:37] Okazaki Taiiku
    C'mon, hurry up. Fire your beam.
[16:40] Mashiro
    Oh, all right, fine.
[16:42] Mashiro
    Here! Get all tasty now!
[16:45] Mashiro
    Moe, moe...
[16:46] Mashiro
    boom!
[16:46] Okazaki Taiiku
    Thank you, ma'am!
[16:49] Maids
    Come back soon, masters.
[16:53] Mashiro
    He just left?
[16:55] Maki
    He sure had a lot of points stocked up here.
SIGN    No. 5 in Japan
SIGN    No. 5 in Japan
SIGN    Maid Café
SIGN    Maid Café
[16:58] Maki
    Anyway, let's follow him.
[17:00] Mashiro
    Oh, old dude.
[17:02] Mashiro
    You finally caught up, huh?
[17:04] Maki
    He looks like he just ran
    the fifth leg of the Hakone Ekiden.
[17:10] Maki
    An aquarium?
[17:11] Maki
    They're making the exchange here?
[17:13] Asunaro
    It's dark and crowded.
[17:15] Asunaro
    Perfect for doing shady deals.
[17:19] Nagumo
    Three of the poor people's tickets, please.
[17:22] Mashiro
    Student discount!
[17:23] Nezu
    Yakuza discount!
[17:24] Asunaro
    Sensei, I'll cover you, okay?
[17:29] Mashiro
    Look! Look!
[17:30] Mashiro
    That sea otter is eating a scallop.
[17:33] Nezu
    That little guy's eating better than me.
[17:35] Nagumo
    Stop watching the otters and find the boss.
[17:38] Maki
    Look over there. In the orca show seating.
[17:47] Mashiro
    Whoa, why are all the
    minor characters the guests?
[17:50] Nezu
    Feels like a final episode, doesn't it?
SIGN    This Is
SIGN    The Last Episode
[17:53] Nagumo
    Who's the guy who looks like
    he could make people taste his nipples?
[17:56] Asunaro
    How do you forget him?!
[17:58] Maki
    Everyone, not those seats.
[18:00] Maki
    Those over there.
[18:02] Asunaro
    That's Kumanomido.
[18:04] Maki
    He's handing him something.
[18:06] Nagumo
    Okay, let's go nab 'em.
[18:08] Mashiro
    Got it.
[18:13] Mashiro
    Gimme that skin on your face!
[18:16] Boss
    Wh-Who is that?
[18:18] Kumanomido
    She's coming this way.
[18:20] Voice
    Please watch for splashing water
    during the show.
[18:23] Nagumo
    Forget splashing.
    That's an entire hydro beam.
[18:26] Asunaro
    They got caught in it, too.
[18:28] Maki
    Now's our chance.
[18:30] Mashiro
    Gotcha.
[18:32] Nagumo
    Block his respiratory tract.
[18:35] Nezu
    They don't have anything on 'em.
[18:38] Nagumo
    No way.
[18:41] Maki
    The orca has Kumanomido's bag?
[18:44] Nagumo
    And it clearly thinks it's a toy.
[18:46] Mashiro
    Like a fidget spinner. What a throwback.
[18:48] Asunaro
    The list is in that bag.
[18:51] Nezu
    But what are we supposed to do
    against the strongest of marine creatures?
[18:58] Nagumo
    Mashiro?
[19:01] Mashiro
    I was hoping for a chance
    to go one-on-one with you.
[19:05] Mashiro
    Bring it, whale killer.
    I'm stronger than a whale.
[19:15] Maki
    Oh, it was in his breast pocket all along.
[19:19] Voice
    Please watch for splashing water
    during the show.
[19:22] Mashiro
    Whew. I thought I was a goner.
[19:25] Nagumo
    I actually want to know how you're not.
[19:29] Maki
    But we did get the list.
[19:34] Nagumo
    This is what'll expose
    the darkness in the police force?
[19:38] Nagumo
    The hell is this?
[19:39] Maki
    Isn't that one of the maids
    from that maid café?
[19:44] Kumanomido
    Just who are you people?
[19:46] Nagumo
    Huh? Uh, well, we heard
    about the list hand-off...
[19:49] Kumanomido
    List? Hand-off?
[19:52] Boss
    I just went and bought some merch
     for Kumanocchi, that's all.
[19:56] Boss
    He was too embarrassed to go
    into the maid café himself.
[19:59] Asunaro
    So wait, you're not the boss of a theft ring?
[20:03] Boss
    No, I am, but today,
    I'm genuinely just a tourist.
[20:12] Nagumo
    Oh, I get it.
[20:13] Mashiro
    Don't spook us like that.
[20:15] Maki
    We thought you were a criminal.
[20:17] Mashiro
    Moe, moe...
[20:19] Mashiro
    boom!
[20:21] Asunaro
    We went to all that effort for nothing.
[20:24] Nezu
    So there's no reward money?
[20:26] Maki
    I suppose not.
[20:29] Nezu
    Big Sis Mashiro's clear out of gas.
[20:32] Maki
    She's making the sound my fridge makes
    when I leave it open.
[20:37] Nagumo
    Seems I have no choice.
[20:43] Mashiro
    Uh, old dude?
[20:44] Nagumo
    You did good. We're heading back.
[20:47] Mashiro
    Really? But without 2.5 million yen, we're...
[20:50] Nagumo
    It's always worked out somehow.
    It will this time, too.
[20:56] Mashiro
    You're right.
[20:59] Mashiro
    I'm sure you'll take care
     of everything again.
[21:05] Mashiro
    Uh, old dude?
[21:06] Nagumo
    Sorry. My lower back just can't take it.
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[21:13] Mashiro
    Hey, wake up!
[21:15] Nezu
    You won't believe what happened!
[21:18] Mashiro
    That boobie mousepad and
    our poster cat went super viral online.
[21:24] Mashiro
    They're actually promoting our agency.
[21:27] Nezu
    We're swamped with job requests.
[21:30] Nagumo
    What?
[21:32] Yuno
    I'm looking for someone.
[21:35] Yuno
    I want to meet this person I saw in town.
[21:38] Yuno
    I fell for him at first sight!
[21:40] Nagumo/Mashiro
    Him?
[21:41] Nagumo
    Wait, what's that on Tasting-san's back?
[21:44] Mashiro
    He'll suffocate if he can't breathe
    through his skin at all times.
[21:47] Nagumo
    It's all over if he spots us.
SIGN    Balance:
    Reward Money +￥100,000
[21:51] Mashiro
    I never dreamed an actual idol
    would come to our agency.
[21:54] Nezu
    Nanali's so cute in the flesh.
[21:57] Nanali
    Please, Mr. Detective.
[21:59] Nanali
    You have to catch the bad guy
    at my handshake event.
[22:01] Hater
    Nanali!
SIGN    Balance: ￥100,000 
    Reward Money +￥500,000 
    Total: ￥600,000
[22:06] Bunny Ears
    This is a super-high-frequency sound
    only young people can hear.
[22:09] Maki
    Stop!
[22:11] Bunny Ears
    Who's there?
[22:12] Maki
    "Who's there?" Can't you tell?
SIGN    Balance: ￥600,000 
    Reward Money +￥500,000,  School Uniform -￥30,000
    Total: ￥1,070,000
[22:14] Maki
    No matter how you look at me,
    I'm a fresh, young high school girl!
[22:18] Mashiro
    There! The flying reaper!
SIGN    Balance: ￥1,070,000 
    Reward Money +￥200,000,  Property Damage -￥1,000,000
SIGN    Total: ￥270,000
[22:20] Azuha
    Okay. I'll shoot 'em down.
[22:23] Negapanda
    Hello. I'm Negapanda.
[22:26] Negapanda
    You are all going to fight
    to the death for me.
[22:28] Adachi
    To the death?
[22:30] Adachi
    Quit it with that creepy anime stuff.
[22:33] Mashiro
    I can't hear his explanation, you stupid goby!
SIGN    Balance: None
[22:37] Aruse
    We, the Aruse Phantom Thieves,
    will be taking the Archimedes Codex.
[22:41] Sui
    Hey! That belongs to us, Œil de Chat!
[22:45] Mashiro
    That's as far as you petty thieves go.
[22:47] Aruse/Sui
    Who's there?
[22:48] Mashiro
    I am Mashiro, Nagumo Detective
    Agency's first attacker.
[22:51] Mashiro
    I'd advise against resisting.
    Bow down at once.
[22:54] Mashiro
    And kiss my feet—
SIGN    Balance: None
[22:57] Risa
    Sorry for the wait!
[22:59] Sui
    Nice, Risa!
[23:01] Mashiro
    It's the red one.
[23:02] Nagumo
    No, the blue one.
[23:03] Mimasaka
    It's gonna blow! Get out of there, Keiichiro!
[23:06] Nagumo
    Get out? But...
[23:08] Mashiro
    Time to fly, old dude.
[23:10] Nagumo
    Fly?
[23:11] Mashiro
    Don't worry. I've got my grappling
    hook ready. A parachute, too.
[23:15] Mashiro
    And if it gets really bad, 
    an inflatable rescue mat.
[23:18] Nagumo
    O-Okay.
[23:23] Mashiro
    Uh, my bad. I actually don't
     have any of those things.
[23:26] Nagumo
    Mashiro!
[23:32] Fuu
    I swear...
SIGN    Balance: ￥270,000 
    Reward Money: ￥0 
    Nagumo's Medical Expenses -￥1,500,000 (Mashiro's Medical Expenses: ￥0)
SIGN    Total: -￥1,230,000
[23:33] Fuu
    Detectives these days are crazy.