# 11 - Mashiro and the Psychic of Love
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***SIGN*** Detectives
These Days
Are Crazy!
***SIGN*** Nagumo Detective Agency
**[01:34] Mashiro**
Here you are.
**[01:35] Mashiro**
Sorry it's just cheap tea.
**[01:36] Yuji**
Well, golly gee,
I sure do 'preciate yer kindness.
**[01:40] Mashiro**
"Golly gee"?
**[01:42] Yuji**
This here's my first time in Shinjuku, y'know.
***SIGN*** Client
***SIGN*** Kamuchakka
Yuji
**[01:45] Yuji**
It's all too doggone fancy-schmancy for me.
**[01:49] Mashiro**
He has a hell of an accent. Where's he from?
**[01:52] Nagumo**
Dunno, but it must be pretty far away.
**[01:55] Nagumo**
Nice to meet you. I'm Nagumo, the detective.
**[01:58] Yuji**
I'm Kamuchakka Yuji.
**[02:00] Mashiro**
K-Kamucha?
**[02:02] Nagumo**
Where are you from?
**[02:04] Yuji**
Zundunukounnu Village.
**[02:06] Mashiro**
Huh? What was that?
**[02:07] Nagumo**
S-Sorry, could you repeat that?
**[02:10] Yuji**
Zuzunduzajunanuukonnu Village.
**[02:13] Mashiro**
Didn't that change from the first time?
**[02:15] Nagumo**
One more time, please?
**[02:17] Yuji**
Zuzunnuzajunanuunko Village.
**[02:20] Mashiro**
You clearly said "unko" at the end there!
**[02:23] Nagumo**
Okay, forget the name of your village.
What brings you here?
**[02:26] Yuji**
Well, y'see, my village, Ideoto...
**[02:29] Mashiro**
*Now* you can say it just fine!
***SIGN*** Mashiro and
the Psychic of Love
***SIGN*** In Technicolor
**[02:36] Yuji**
Ideoto is a li'l bitty village
deep in them thar hills.
**[02:40] Yuji**
It's all self-sufficient,
**[02:42] Yuji**
but also all closed off,
'cause nobody's allowed to leave.
**[02:46] Nagumo**
Was it all right for you to leave, then?
**[02:50] Yuji**
Me an' my wife, Rin, are allowed outta town
once a month to shop fer supplies an' such.
**[02:55] Nagumo**
Ah, I see.
**[02:57] Yuji**
These days, folks in Ideoto keep
comin' down with some kinda sickness.
**[03:01] Yuji**
The old shaman lady told us
it was the work of some evil spirits.
**[03:05] Yuji**
Then, one day, a man callin' himself
"Airan" done showed up.
**[03:10] Yuji**
Airan said he was a psychic,
**[03:13] Yuji**
and he had clairvoyance, telepathy,
and could communicate with spirits.
**[03:18] Yuji**
The villager folks didn't
wanna believe him at first.
**[03:21] Yuji**
But then, Airan started passin' around some
weird water, callin' it "Water of Genesis."
**[03:26] Yuji**
And wouldn't ya know it?
**[03:27] Yuji**
The folks who drank the water
started feelin' better right before our eyes.
**[03:31] Yuji**
Our village was always religious,
so everyone started worshipin' Airan as a god.
**[03:38] Nagumo**
A psychic showing up out of nowhere, huh?
**[03:41] Nagumo**
Does seem kinda shady to me.
**[03:43] Mashiro**
Really? I'd believe him.
***SIGN*** What's to believe?
You've destroyed
one spirit already!
...says his face
**[03:48] Yuji**
Then, just the other day,
Airan suddenly blurted out somethin' like...
**[03:54] (Flashback) Airan**
Someone in this village
is possessed by a demon.
**[03:57] (Flashback) Airan**
If nothing is done,
it will surely destroy the village.
**[04:00] (Flashback) VillagerA**
Scary.
**[04:02] (Flashback) VillagerB**
Who could it be?
**[04:03] (Flashback) Airan**
I'm sorry to say this, but to save the village,
this person must be executed.
**[04:10] (Flashback) Airan**
Ah, I've found you.
**[04:12] (Flashback) Airan**
You, the woman fishing popcorn
kernels out of your teeth with your tongue!
**[04:17] (Flashback) Airan**
Die for the sake of this village.
**[04:20] Nagumo**
And this woman...
**[04:21] Yuji**
Yes. It was my wife, Rin.
**[04:24] Yuji**
Rin's gonna be killed if we don't do somethin'!
The execution's tomorrow evenin' at six!
**[04:29] Yuji**
Please! You gotta save my Rin!
**[04:33] Mashiro**
Are you all right? Here, have a hot towel.
**[04:38] Mashiro**
You really love your wife,
don't you, Kamuchakka-san?
**[04:43] Yuji**
'Course I do. She's got a rack on her
that could clear the clouds from the sky.
**[04:47] Mashiro**
Ugh! Men!
**[04:49] Yuji**
I'll pay y'all, of course.
**[04:51] Yuji**
I've got money I've been
savin' up fer our weddin'.
**[04:54] Yuji**
I dunno if'n it's enough, but...
**[04:57] Yuji**
Could ya please do it for five million?
**[05:01] Nagumo**
Kamuchakka-san.
**[05:03] Nagumo**
Frankly, I couldn't care
less about your money.
**[05:07] Nagumo**
Those tears you shed a moment ago...
**[05:10] Nagumo**
were more than pretty enough
to give me a reason to act.
**[05:15] Nagumo**
Leave this to us.
**[05:16] Nagumo**
We will not fail to rescue your wife from...
**[05:19] Nagumo**
Hell yeah! Five million, baby! Score!
**[05:22] Yuji INT**
* His inner thoughts clean*
* banished that false front!*
***SIGN*** Ideoto Village
**[05:29] Nagumo**
W-Wait up. Sitting on that bus
for so long wrecked my back.
***SIGN*** 8 Hours Until Rin's Execution
**[05:33] Mashiro**
Jeez. Would you get it together?
**[05:37] Yuji**
We made it.
**[05:38] Yuji**
That there house is where he's keepin' Rin.
**[05:41] Yuji**
Mr. Detective, ain't nobody around.
Now's yer chance.
**[05:44] Chief**
What kept ya so long, Yuji?
**[05:47] Yuji**
Ch-Chief!
**[05:48] Chief**
What're ya lettin' these people
into our village for?
**[05:51] Nagumo**
Oh, I apologize for dropping in unannounced.
**[05:53] Nagumo**
My name is Nagumo. I research
cultural anthropology at the university.
**[05:58] Nagumo**
This is my assistant.
**[06:01] Chief**
A college professor?
What business y'all got here?
**[06:04] Nagumo**
I wanted to see Airan-sama's
miraculous powers with my own eyes.
**[06:11] Nagumo**
But don't worry. I just want to see them
used once, then I'll leave for good.
**[06:15] Shamaness**
No.
**[06:18] Villagers**
Bam!
**[06:19] Yuji**
Sh-Shamaness!
**[06:22] Shamaness**
Run those people out of here right now.
**[06:24] Shamaness**
They will bring disaster to this village.
**[06:27] Chief**
Shamaness, don't get too angry
or your blood pressure'll—
**[06:30] Shamaness**
You people have come to steal
Airan-sama's powers, haven't you?
**[06:34] Nagumo**
Oh, no, it's only for research.
**[06:37] Shamaness**
Just look at the ominous cracks
in my crystal ball.
**[06:40] Nagumo**
I think that was caused
by your own potential.
**[06:43] Shamaness**
Especially that young girl there.
**[06:45] Shamaness**
She's a demon child, spawned by a demon.
**[06:47] Shamaness**
Kill her before she visits
disaster upon us all!
**[06:50] Shamaness**
Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
**[06:52] Shamaness**
Kill her! Kill her! Kill her—
**[06:54] Villagers**
Shamaness!
**[06:56] Chief**
She took away the shamaness's
mobility with one low blow!
**[07:00] Shamaness**
What the hell are you doing, you brat?
**[07:02] Mashiro**
Shut it, you old hag!
**[07:03] Mashiro**
Say what you want about me,
but don't you dare badmouth my mom!
**[07:08] Mashiro**
Actually, don't badmouth me, either, jerk!
**[07:11] Villager1**
Impossible. She's our shaman.
**[07:14] Villager2**
A single hit from a li'l girl
did a shaman in?
**[07:16] Villager3**
A *shaman*?
**[07:18] Nagumo**
Were shamans always known
for being so physically strong?
**[07:22] Mashiro**
Bah, ignore this old hag. Let's go.
**[07:24] Nagumo**
Uh, hey...
**[07:26] Shamaness**
How many times must I tell you
that I won't let you pass?
**[07:30] Villager4**
There it is! Her Shaman Suplex!
**[07:33] Villager5**
That's the way a shaman oughta be!
**[07:35] Villager6**
Incidentally, you haven't said
"I won't let you pass" once, Shamaness!
**[07:39] Shamaness**
Sorry, little brat.
**[07:41] Shamaness**
It's all for the sake of this village.
**[07:43] Shamaness**
For various reasons, this village has
cut itself off from the outside world.
**[07:49] Shamaness**
Yes, it happened 17 years ago...
***SIGN*** 17 Years Ago
**[07:53] Mashiro**
You're open!
**[07:55] Shamaness**
You brat! Who attacks
mid-flashback? You ain't normal!
**[07:58] Mashiro**
I don't wanna hear an old hag with
the body of Stall*ne talk about "normal"!
**[08:02] Chief**
S-Someone stop them!
**[08:04] Nagumo**
Just for a little bit. I just want
to see Airan-sama for a little bit.
**[08:09] Chief**
Y-Yeah, but if the shamaness says no, then...
**[08:14] Mashiro**
The shamaness says it's okay.
**[08:16] Chief**
Sh-Shamaness!
**[08:20] Guide**
This is Airan-sama's mansion.
**[08:22] Nagumo**
Sure is nice.
**[08:25] Nagumo**
I'll go in and meet Airan-sama.
**[08:27] Nagumo**
Mashiro-kun, have Yuji-san
show you around the village.
**[08:30] Mashiro**
Got it, Prof!
**[08:32] Guide**
Wait here. I'll clear it
with Airan-sama first.
**[08:38] Nagumo**
Head for the hut Rin-san's being held in.
**[08:41] Nagumo**
Go ahead and get her out if you can.
**[08:43] Mashiro**
Roger. What're you gonna do?
**[08:45] Nagumo**
I'm gonna expose this Airan guy's lies
and bring the villagers back to their senses.
**[08:52] Guide**
Okay, you're cleared.
He said you must enter alone.
**[08:57] Nagumo**
Pardon me.
**[09:01] Airan**
Well, hello there.
Welcome to Ideoto Village.
**[09:06] Nagumo INT**
*He's younger than I expected.*
**[09:08] Nagumo**
It's an honor to meet you.
**[09:11] Airan**
So you wish to behold my powers?
**[09:13] Nagumo**
Yes. I'm interested in psychic abilities.
**[09:17] Airan**
To me, it looks like you're not so much
"interested" as "ready to expose me."
**[09:23] Nagumo**
Certainly not.
**[09:26] Airan**
Very well. I shall show you.
**[09:32] Airan**
Iimoteshi shi'a yai itaresabutsu
**[09:33] Nagumo INT**
*Most guys like him are magicians.*
**[09:36] Nagumo INT**
* His skills and eloquence might have*
* the villagers fooled, but not me.*
**[09:37] Airan**
itaremasaha niuyunikuba
nodo hosukutsu meuwoikashi
**[09:41] Nagumo INT**
* I'll figure out your lies*
* and expose them in public,*
**[09:44] Nagumo INT**
* so that you lose your clout*
* with these guys and they wake up.*
**[09:45] Airan**
dakisugauyuniyoki soyoshime nodonsa ipaipa...
**[09:47] Nagumo INT**
*Then I'll rescue Rin-san.*
**[09:51] Airan**
I see it. Yes, I see it.
**[09:55] Airan**
You...
**[09:56] Airan**
have a bad back and bad knees.
**[09:58] Airan**
Your guardian spirit tells me so.
**[10:01] Nagumo INT**
*Wh-What? He guessed my health problems?*
**[10:05] Nagumo INT**
*Did Yuji-san give him that information?*
**[10:08] Nagumo INT**
* No, I didn't tell him*
* anything about my health.*
**[10:11] Nagumo INT**
*Is this guy the real deal?*
**[10:16] Airan**
So is that enough?
**[10:19] Airan**
I must be taking my leave.
**[10:21] Airan**
There is an execution to prepare for.
**[10:27] Airan**
You should come and watch.
**[10:29] Airan**
A demon is going to be burned most lavishly.
**[10:33] Nagumo INT**
*This creep might be bad news, Mashiro.*
**[10:39] Yuji**
Wait up! It's too dangerous to go alone!
**[10:43] Mashiro**
Oh, it's fine. I'll just smash that hut
open with my spear hand.
**[10:47] Shamaness**
Halt!
**[10:49] Mashiro**
The old hag?
**[10:50] Villagers**
Shamaness returns!
***SIGN*** Shamaness Returns
**[10:52] Mashiro**
You still wanna fight?!
I'm not going back, no matter what!
**[10:56] Shamaness**
Now, just calm down.
**[10:58] Shamaness**
You mustn't destroy that hut.
**[11:00] Shamaness**
It's alarmed, so everyone will
come running the moment you do.
**[11:04] Mashiro**
Old hag?
**[11:07] Shamaness**
Take that hidden passage.
**[11:10] Mashiro**
Hey, you're actually nice. Thanks, old hag.
**[11:15] Mashiro**
So how does this open?
**[11:18] Shamaness**
Don't make me keep telling you
there's no such thing!
**[11:21] Mashiro**
You never said it at all!
**[11:23] Yuji**
Sh-Shamaness!
**[11:25] Shamaness**
Yuji. I sympathize about your wife...
**[11:30] Shamaness**
but the village comes before one person!
**[11:32] Shamaness**
It's the duty of the young folks to protect
this village, even if it costs your life!
**[11:36] Mashiro**
Oh, come on.
**[11:38] Mashiro**
That sure is funny, old hag.
**[11:41] Mashiro**
We young folks have a future...
**[11:43] Mashiro**
unlike you!
**[11:46] Shamaness**
Oh? You can still stand after that?
**[11:49] Shamaness**
My blood hasn't run this hot in a long time.
**[11:53] Mashiro**
The detective...
**[11:54] Shamaness**
...and the shaman...
**[11:55] Mashiro/Shamaness**
...face off with their pride
on the line, starting now.
**[11:59] Yuji**
I wish those names better
represented your personalities.
***SIGN*** 3 Hours Until Rin's Execution
**[12:05] Nagumo**
That psychic...
**[12:08] Nagumo**
He was right about a secret
only a few people know.
**[12:13] Nagumo**
And I can't rely on Mashiro
to handle everything.
**[12:16] Nagumo**
Guess I'll try to get some more info.
***SIGN*** Testimony 1
**[12:20] Praying Woman**
Airan-sama is our savior.
**[12:24] Praying Woman**
I was down for so long
with the spirit sickness.
**[12:28] Nagumo**
Spirit sickness?
**[12:29] Praying Woman**
It's when a spirit possesses your body
and plays tricks on it.
**[12:33] Praying Woman**
But Airan-sama's qigong and Water
of Genesis got me back on my feet.
**[12:38] Right Loud Guy**
Airan-sama is the real deal!
No doubt about it!
***SIGN*** Testimony 2
**[12:42] Left Loud Guy**
After he exorcised my evil spirit,
**[12:44] Left Loud Guy**
the awful headaches I kept having
cleared right up!
**[12:47] Akemi Fan**
Just look at this, Mr. Scholar!
***SIGN*** Akemi
Forever
***SIGN*** Testimony 3
**[12:50] Akemi Fan**
That evil spirit ravaged my skin,
and Airan-sama's qigong cleared it right up.
**[12:55] Akemi Fan**
Ignore the tattoo on my back for now.
**[12:59] Yokai Baba**
Airan-sama can give you
pills with qi in them.
***SIGN*** Testimony 4
**[13:04] Yokai Baba**
They work like a charm on the spirit sickness.
**[13:07] Yokai Baba**
Why don't you try one, too?
**[13:09] Nagumo**
Well, thank you.
**[13:13] Nagumo**
I see.
**[13:14] Nagumo**
I'm starting to get the picture.
**[13:17] Nagumo**
I'll have to check around there
to verify the truth.
**[13:33] Nagumo**
Just as I suspected.
**[13:34] Nagumo**
Security's lax because of the execution.
**[13:37] Nagumo**
Now, hopefully, I'll find something in here.
**[13:45] Nagumo**
Ow, ow, ow! My back!
**[13:48] Nagumo**
Sure wish I could get
Airan-sama to heal this, too.
**[13:53] Nagumo**
I knew it. So now the question is:
Why execute Rin-san? What's he after?
**[14:01] Nagumo**
What is this?
**[14:05] Nagumo**
Th-This is...
**[14:07] Nagumo**
Don't tell me Airan is...
**[14:09] Mashiro**
♫ Come back! ♫
**[14:14] Boobs Farmer**
You wanna know about Rin-chan?
**[14:16] Nagumo**
Was there anything strange about her?
Even something very small?
**[14:20] Boobs Farmer**
Well, she's got them big ol' knockers.
**[14:23] Nagumo**
I've heard the rumors, yes.
**[14:25] Boobs Farmer**
Other than that, everyone in the village
got sick 'cause of evil spirits,
**[14:30] Boobs Farmer**
but Rin-chan had it *real* bad.
**[14:34] Boobs Farmer**
Even the shamaness's
Shaman Stretching didn't do shit.
**[14:38] Boobs Farmer**
Airan-sama's qigong made her a lot better,
**[14:42] Boobs Farmer**
but then *that* happened.
**[14:45] Boobs Farmer**
I just feel awful for poor Rin-chan,
bein' executed and all.
**[14:50] Nagumo**
I feel your pain.
**[14:51] Boobs Farmer**
I wish I coulda felt 'em up just once.
**[14:54] Nagumo**
Okay, I guess I don't.
**[14:56] Sake Bottle Man**
Hey!
**[14:58] Sake Bottle Man**
Mr. Scholar!
**[15:00] Sake Bottle Man**
Since yer here an' all,
have some of our local sake.
**[15:04] Nagumo**
Wow, I appreciate it.
**[15:09] Nagumo INT**
*I've gotten a fair bit of intel.*
**[15:12] Nagumo INT**
*If I put it all in order...*
***SIGN*** Rin-san's Health
***SIGN*** One Outing per Month
***SIGN*** The Qi Used on the Villagers
***SIGN*** Big Boobs
***SIGN*** The Stuff in Airan's Mansion
***SIGN*** My Guardian Spirit
***SIGN*** An Evil Spirit Possession Epidemic
***SIGN*** Big Boobs
***SIGN*** Airan's Goal
**[15:15] Nagumo INT**
*I can see it. I'm so close to the truth.*
**[15:23] Nagumo INT**
*Man, this sake's strong. It's so good.*
***SIGN*** Sweet Sake
**[15:26] Nagumo INT**
*Wait, what was I thinkin' about again?*
***SIGN*** 1 Hour Until Rin's Execution
**[15:32] Mashiro**
Here I go!
**[15:34] Mashiro**
Hit and...
**[15:35] Shamaness**
...cover!
**[15:35] Mashiro/Shamaness**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[15:37] Mashiro**
Die!
**[15:38] Shamaness**
Yes!
**[15:39] Mashiro**
Hey! It ruins the game if you duck,
you stupid old hag!
**[15:42] Shamaness**
You're using a *real* sword, you brat!
**[15:44] Yuji INT**
*I can't tell if'n they're buddies or enemies.*
**[15:48] Mashiro**
Damn it. This old hag's really pissing me off.
**[15:51] Mashiro**
How could you beat up
a young, unmarried maiden?
**[15:56] Shamaness**
I'm having a great time, brat.
**[15:58] Shamaness**
My blood hasn't run this hot in a long time.
**[16:01] Mashiro**
You said that just
a few minutes ago. *Keep* it warm!
**[16:05] Yuji**
They're both darn near worn out.
I bet the next blow's gonna finish it.
**[16:12] Shamaness**
Watching you sure takes me back, though.
**[16:15] Shamaness**
You're the same as me when I was young.
**[16:19] Mashiro**
What do you mean?
**[16:22] Shamaness**
When I was about your age,
**[16:24] Shamaness**
I worked at a detective agency.
**[16:28] Yuji**
Wait, *she's* the one who asked.
**[16:30] Yuji**
And it was shapin' up to be
a pretty interestin' story!
**[16:33] Yuji**
Plus, ya can't just knock someone out
like it's a free-to-play game!
**[16:37] Mashiro**
Yeah, but she just wouldn't shut up.
**[16:39] Mashiro**
I don't care about her demented rantings.
**[16:42] Mashiro**
Wait, forget the old hag.
I gotta save Rin-san.
**[16:45] Mashiro**
Rin-san!
**[16:47] Mashiro**
She's gone! She got taken away
while I was playing with the old hag!
**[16:51] Yuji**
They done took her to
the square to be executed!
**[16:54] Mashiro**
What? It's that time already?
**[16:56] Yuji**
We gotta hurry!
**[16:59] Mashiro**
Okay, get on.
**[17:00] Yuji**
Huh?
**[17:01] Mashiro**
We'll get there faster if I carry you.
**[17:04] Yuji**
Well, then...
**[17:05] Yuji**
I'll take ya up on that.
**[17:07] Mashiro**
Who gave you permission
to sit in the arena seat?!
**[17:11] Yuji**
I never knew folks had
good an' bad seats on 'em!
**[17:17] Yuji**
Over there.
**[17:18] Mashiro**
Rin-san?
**[17:26] Yuji**
Man, her boobs are so big!
**[17:28] Mashiro**
No one in the world has
more right to say that than me!
**[17:31] Yuji**
Golly, I'm sorry. It's just been
so doggone long since I saw 'em.
**[17:38] Mashiro**
This is no time for playing around.
**[17:41] Mashiro**
What's the old dude doing, darn it?
**[17:45] Mashiro**
Old dude! Why are you just
standing here? We have to save her!
**[17:50] Nagumo**
It's fine.
**[17:52] Nagumo**
Just keep quiet and watch.
Don't do anything.
**[17:55] Mashiro**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
***SIGN*** Thrust
**[17:59] Mashiro**
Open your eyes, old dude!
**[18:01] Mashiro**
Hang on. I'll free you
from their brainwashing now.
**[18:03] Nagumo**
I haven't been brainwashed.
**[18:06] Nagumo**
Listen to me, Mashiro.
Airan-sama is the real deal.
**[18:10] Mashiro**
What? Old dude, are you being serious?
**[18:14] Nagumo**
We must not go against his guidance.
**[18:20] Nagumo**
Stop, Mashiro.
**[18:53] Nagumo**
Mashiro, we need to talk.
**[18:56] Mashiro**
What is it?
**[18:58] Nagumo**
Come with me. You, too, Yuji-san.
**[19:04] Nagumo**
Here we are.
There's someone I want you to meet.
**[19:06] Mashiro**
Meet? Who?
**[19:11] Mashiro**
You! How dare you do that to Rin-san?!
**[19:13] Nagumo**
No, idiot! Look closer!
**[19:17] Yuji**
Rin!
**[19:17] Mashiro**
Rin-san!
**[19:18] Yuji**
Oh, thank goodness.
I thought you were done for.
**[19:21] Yuji**
I was so worried,
you would've been totally freaked out.
**[19:23] Mashiro**
I knew it seemed weird. That wacky
accent was just for show all along.
**[19:27] Mashiro**
What's going on here, old dude?
**[19:29] Nagumo**
Airan isn't a psychic. He's a doctor.
**[19:33] Mashiro**
A doctor?
**[19:34] Airan**
When Rin-san left town
on her one monthly outing,
**[19:37] Airan**
I could tell with one look
that she had a serious illness.
**[19:42] Airan**
So I snuck into the village and realized
the "evil spirit possession" taking over
**[19:46] Airan**
was a communicable disease.
**[19:50] Rin**
My symptoms were particularly bad.
**[19:52] Rin**
I needed treatment in a proper facility.
**[19:55] Rin**
But I would've been punished
if I'd left the village.
**[19:59] Airan**
So I played God, using the power of medicine
to save them, and taking control of this village.
**[20:05] Mashiro**
So Rin-san's execution...
**[20:07] Airan**
I swapped her out with a doll.
It was all for show.
**[20:11] Airan**
I'd planned to take her
out of town for treatment,
**[20:14] Airan**
then have her lie to the village
that she'd been brought back to life.
**[20:18] Nagumo**
He could tell what parts
of my body were bad, too.
**[20:21] Nagumo**
He figured it out from my posture
and breathing, apparently.
**[20:24] Airan**
You should really get to
a hospital yourself, you know.
**[20:27] Mashiro**
B-But why would you do all that for
someone you just happened to see once?
**[20:32] Nagumo**
Because...
**[20:34] Nagumo**
of this.
**[20:35] Mashiro**
What is it?
**[20:36] Nagumo**
Just open it.
***SIGN*** Massive Boob Explosion!
G-Cups That
Hit Hard
**[20:43] Airan**
I love boobs more than I love
three square meals a day.
**[20:48] Mashiro INT**
*Ugh, men! I swear!*
**[20:50] Mashiro INT**
*I swear! I swear!*
**[20:52] Nagumo**
Well, at any rate, that's case closed.
**[20:56] Shamaness**
Wait!
**[20:58] Shamaness**
I heard everything.
***SIGN*** Shamaness
**[21:00] Shamaness**
How dare you deceive us!
**[21:02] Yuji**
J-Just calm down, you guys.
He did it for Rin—
**[21:05] Shamaness**
Silence!
**[21:06] Shamaness**
Any who break the rules must
be executed! No exceptions!
**[21:10] Mashiro**
Wh-What do we do, old dude?
**[21:12] Mashiro**
I don't have any strength left
to hit her again!
**[21:14] Nagumo**
Don't worry, Mashiro.
**[21:16] Nagumo**
I called the police.
**[21:18] Mashiro**
Huh?
**[21:19] PoliceA**
Nobody move!
**[21:21] PoliceB**
You're suspected of holding
someone against their will!
**[21:24] PoliceA**
"The rules of the village," my ass! Morons!
**[21:26] PoliceB**
How about you follow
the rules of Japan first?!
**[21:30] Mashiro INT**
*They're not usually that useful in fiction...*
**[21:33] Nagumo INT**
*...but damn, the police really are strong.*
***SIGN*** Torna a Surriento
***SIGN*** Nationwide Average
Score: 80.2 Points
***SIGN*** Results
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Notice
***SIGN*** If you fail
to pay your
rent of 2,500,000 yen by tomorrow,
***SIGN*** you will be
evicted.
***SIGN*** Landlord
**[23:11] Mashiro**
Why didn't you pay it?
**[23:13] Nagumo**
I just, uh, forgot all about it.
**[23:15] Mashiro**
How are we gonna get this much money?
**[23:18] Nagumo**
Don't worry. I have
the five million from Yuji-san.
**[23:22] Nagumo/Mashiro**
Huh?
**[23:23] Nagumo**
"I-Ide"? What? It's fake?
**[23:28] Mashiro**
Apparently, it's the currency
they use in Ideoto.
**[23:31] Mashiro**
In Japanese yen, five million ide is...
***SIGN*** 24 Hours Left Until the Nagumo Detective Agency
***SIGN*** 24 Hours Left Until the Nagumo Detective Agency
***SIGN*** Shuts Down
***SIGN*** Shuts Down
**[23:35] Mashiro**
50,000 yen.