# 9 - All That Glitters
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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*I am the one!*
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*Push on ahead as you like, yeah*
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*Oh, listen closely to me*
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*and speak the name
of the desert god*
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*Clench your teeth*
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*When your heart starts
to tremble with heat...*
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*Stop it! It'll only
bring destruction*
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*Let's do it, oh, angel*
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*Now is the time to
stand up and be strong*
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*A sad history, a
hidden big story*
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*That's the mystery*
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*There's nothing certain
about what tomorrow holds*
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*so living through this moment*
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*is my mission alone*
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Quit it, jerk-ass! What's the big--
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Y-you...!
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Asagiri Junko!
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Long time no see!
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What kind of look is that
when there's a hot chick to see you?!
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It's 'cause bad crap
always happens when you show up...!
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I'll have you know
I have a good job for you...
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Master!
**[02:18] ---**
"Master?"
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She's my pupil, Taiko!
**[02:22] ---**
YOU have a pupil?!
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Wow! What huge breasts!
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--The Sunabouzu has a pupil?!
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--Who's this woman, Master?
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Asagiri Junko. A living example of
the kind of woman NOT to be like!
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Learn from her chest only!
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Yes, sir!
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But this is my first time seeing
such large breasts in real life, Master.
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Aside from fat old ladies...
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Hold on! I thought your mom
had ones this big?
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Eep!
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I also meant aside
from my mother, of course!
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Whew, that's good!
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Tryin' to flaunt your stuff, eh?!
That trick won't work on me anymore!
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What?
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I've been promised
a VERY bountiful future!
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What'll happen to that chest and
those looks five years down the road?
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Like they say, flowers live short lives!
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Gah!
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By the time she's all withered and old,
Taiko'll have blossomed!
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I'm gonna raise her to suit my needs...!
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In five years...
In five years, I'll be all--
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Maybe I should get married soon...
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And it'd have to be someone rich...
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Otherwise, my love
and my breasts would be--
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Setting the future aside and
enjoying life to the fullest right now...
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...sounds really good to me!
**[03:49] ---**
"Life and Game"
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You're pathetic, Master.
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This is our client,
Kaizuka Kaoru-san, 56!
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The Kanto's greatest
treasure hunting expert!
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See ya.
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H-hold on!
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He's offering 10 million yen!
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Don't be dumb!
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And how do we get 10 million yen
from this decrepit old chrome-dome,
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from this filthy, stinky old crock?!
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He's strong!
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This ain't no ordinary geezer!
Who is he?!
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I told you. Kaizuka Kaoru-san, 56.
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Kaizuka Kaoru, 56...?
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"Kaizuka Kaoru 56 years old"
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Who is he?
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You don't know?!
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He dug up the super-exciting game
that's a huge hit all over the Kanto,
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"The Game of Life",
from some Dark Age ruins!
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It spread throughout the world
and now he's super-duper rich!
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A true winner at the game of life...
Kaizuka Kaoru-san!
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Rich Man-sama!
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Whether or not you earn the
10 million yen depends on your work!
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But of course! So, Kaizuka-san,
what might this job be...?
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Treasure-hunting, obviously!
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So you're okay with the Sunabouzu?
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Yeah.
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As long as they don't eat much,
can carry luggage, and can do odd jobs,
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anyone will do!
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And these ones probably
don't each much, given their size...
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Thank you!
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...You!
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Besides...
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...you DID recommend them, Junko-chan!
I'm sure you chose well!
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I'm so happy that you trust me so!
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You and I ARE close, after all...
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Close...?
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Incidentally, who's the even tinier one?!
I wasn't told about her!
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Oh, this is my pupil!
She's currently in training--
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I see. Then I won't need to
divide your earnings with her.
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Eh?!
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OK, let's move out!
You kiddos got the luggage!
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Yes, sir!
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Oh, Kaoru-chan...! You're such a flirt!
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M- Master...!
These are extremely heavy...!
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W-what do you think's in 'em...?
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Boy! You're dawdling! Get the lead out!
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Understood!
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Bandits! Go get 'em!
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U-understood...
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A sandstorm! I can't see a thing!
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Boy! Go scout the area!
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Eh?! I'll get stranded if I leave!
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Silence! You can die AFTER
you've found the route!
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Understood!
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Boy! I'm hungry!
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Understood...
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10 million...! 10 million...!
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10 million...! 10 million...!
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You're a rather humble worker.
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It's not every day you run
across a 10 million yen job!
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Plus my dead old man said never to
defy the sun or the super-rich...!
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Oh? I'd say you've done
plenty of defying...
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10 million...! 10 million...!
10 million...!
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He's lost his marbles...
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Say.
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For a treasure hunt by
the owner of the "Game of Life",
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isn't this caravan a little small?
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I'm sure he could find a ton of treasure
if he threw lots of money at it...
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He says that's not his style.
He wants to do it like in the old days...
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Basically, this is his hobby.
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That's cool. But still...
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W-what?
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Seriously, how do you sniff it out?
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Can you smell money or something...?
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The money comes to me.
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And then you get all cozy-like...!
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H-have you let that
old geezer do it already...?
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Jealous?
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You're frozen with shock.
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What?! Then I'll just have
to make you gasp in ecstasy--
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The old guy wants his food.
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Right! Coming right up!
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Whew, that was close...!
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*stare*
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It must be tough being so small!
But keep at it!
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Oh, I didn't mean
the size of your breasts...!
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Big breasts are
pretty tough too, you know!
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They really cramp your shoulders...
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They tug at you whenever you run
and can pull your shoulder muscles...
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You constantly fear they'll
start drooping, so you do this...!
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Oh, they say doing this
tightens your chest muscles,
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making it harder for your breasts to sag!
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W-what?!
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Gravity will have you beat in five years.
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You're so not cute!
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What kind of upbringing is
the Sunabouzu giving you?!
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Disgusting! What is this?!
Go re-make it!
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U-understood...!
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Scheduled report. Game Master is unaware.
**[09:53] ---**
Homing signal remains active.
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Quit it...! You're so naughty,
Kaoru-chan...!
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M- Master... Are we there yet...?
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Who knows...
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Come to think of it,
have you heard where we're going?
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Yeah, right...
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There's treasure where we're headed.
Like he'd just blab to anyone...
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Not even that woman?
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Doubt it.
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Is there a map, then?
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Nope. It's all in the old guy's head.
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There's no one as cautious
as a treasure hunter.
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Even the route we've
taken is all nonsense.
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I got absolutely no idea
where we're headed...
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The geezer acts all carefree
but doesn't trust a soul...
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He's a pro.
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But this is really backbreaking...
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It's that woman's fault...
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It's all that
huge-boobed woman's fault...!
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It must be tough being so small!
But keep at it!
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Just you watch! I'll take
those giant boobs of hers and--
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
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Nothing's worse than a desert trek
to an unknown destination...
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But the worse it gets, the more
I can taste that 10 million...!
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Yes! With 10 million, I can--
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It's 10,000 yen a touch!
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So 10 million yen means...
1000 touches!
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Just thinking about squeezing
those giant boobies 1000 times
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gives me shivers!
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One giant-booby squeeze!
Two giant-booby squeezes!
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Three giant-booby squeezes!
Four giant-booby squeezes!
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Five giant-booby squeezes!
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Looks like we're here!
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Yes.
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It hasn't changed a bit...
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This is no time for resting, boy.
Go scout the area!
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Y-yes! Understood...!
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It certainly is quiet...
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I get a bad feeling about this...
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What are you so lost in thought about?
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I've been all over and heard all kinds
of stuff from all kinds of people...
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I thought I knew about every corner
of the Great Kanto Desert...
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...but I've never seen
a place like this before.
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I didn't even know they existed...
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Say, why do you need to scout?
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I thought it was an empty,
undeveloped region...
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What is this weird feeling?!
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This's definitely different
from all the ruined cities I know...
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But I can't put my finger on it...
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Something's not right...!
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M- Master!
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It would seem this is a
secret treasure hunting spot...
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Secret...?!
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This explains why nobody
knows about this place.
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From the new to the old,
these are all treasure hunters...
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M- Master?!
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I'm picking up something...!
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Master!
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Stay calm!
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Where's the enemy?!
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Find it!
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It should be right by us,
but I don't see it anywhere!
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This is really bad!
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Don't wimp out!
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Where...? Where...?
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Where...?! Where...?!
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It's begun!
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Wonderful! No one has ransacked it yet!
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Junko-chan...
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Why are you dressed like that...?
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I'm gonna check it out,
since YOU won't tell me anything.
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No, um, you see...
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I hate when this happens!
It's a whole different ball game now!
**[15:15] ---**
I need to assess
the situation right away...!
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I won't stop you if you insist
on going, but do take this with you.
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What the...?! What do you have this for?!
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Ow! Ow! Ow...!
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It's getting closer, Master!
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Why'd you shoot, you moron?!
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He might've just been sizing us up,
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but then you pretty much
said we're his enemy!
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I- I was scared...!
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And you missed! Shoot to kill,
or don't shoot at all!
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That ammo's coming
outta your food budget!
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N-no way...!
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It's your fault if he's pissed!
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I- I'm sorry...!
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You're my shield if he starts shooting!
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The alarm stopped...!
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Did we get away...?
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Don't let your guard down! I still
got a really bad feeling about this!
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It looks like we're in the clear...
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Who WAS that?!
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M- Master...!
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Stay calm!
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Here he comes!
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A bulletproof vest?!
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A 16-mm grenade! Tears through
vests like scrap paper!
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No way...!
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A monster...?!
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Master!
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Kosuna! If a 16-mm don't work,
let's try a 40-mm!
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I lost 'em!
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You idiot!
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It's no use! Let's just apologize!
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Too late for that now, dumbass!
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I give up! I'm sorry!
SHE shot you first...!
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Master! I didn't hit him!
But you hit him three times!
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Don't tell him that!
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T-those boobs...!
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It's Asagiri Junko!
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I don't usually do this
sort of thing, you know...!
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He ran away.
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I'll try the thermograph...!
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He disappeared?!
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Now you owe me one.
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Breasts... I mean, Asagiri Junko...!
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That's some heavy-duty stuff you got...!
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That bastard must've seen it
and scampered off!
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Which means we can beat it with that!
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Her breasts aren't very great,
but her weapon is!
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Where'd you get that anyway?!
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The luggage Kaoru-chan had you carry.
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Geez, so he was prepared
from the very start...!
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It's pissed.
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L-let's just leave for now!
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Alright! Gimme that!
I'll bring up the rear!
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You better protect us!
**[18:35] ---**
That monster...
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Its huge body oozes heat, but it
instantly vanished from my thermo...!
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Can it really do that...?!
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From behind?!
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M- Master!
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Help!
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What the hell's going on?!
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What's he doing here?! He was
behind us! How's that possible?!
**[19:06] ---**
What're they doing in that hole?!
Morons! Runt! Big-chest!
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I can hit him with a rocket
and end all this.
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But they'd pay the price!
My boob plan would go up in smoke!
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Damn! They're too close to him!
Was that the bastard's plan?!
**[19:18] ---**
Why the hostages?! Does that mean
he doesn't have super strength?!
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Alright, then!
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But I can't let 'em die...!
**[19:26] ---**
I really look forward to Taiko
becoming a hottie in the near future,
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and Asagiri Junko is a hottie
I'd love for the present!
**[19:34] ---**
Both would be a big waste dead!
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But I'd be lucky to save even one!
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I can't save 'em both!
Which do I save?!
**[19:45] ---**
The bountiful future?!
**[19:47] ---**
Present pleasure?!
**[19:48] ---**
Which do I choose? Which one?!
**[19:57] ---**
Time to die, asshole!
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Master!
**[20:00] ---**
What're you doing?! Don't be stupid!
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Hey...!
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Follow me, Kosuna!
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Eh?!
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He's not coming... Do you think he's dead?
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Idiot! Don't relax until
you've seen his corpse!
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Damn...
**[20:31] ---**
I was gonna blast him away
if he decided to drop by, but...
**[20:34] ---**
Quit being reckless, will you?!
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We could've been blown up or
flattened if you had screwed up!
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Who cares, you're safe now.
**[20:46] ---**
So that freak came out of this hole...
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Yeah! He totally scared me...!
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I wish you could've seen her
face when the monster came out!
**[20:56] ---**
Like you could really
see me through my helmet!
**[21:01] ---**
Now I see. So that's why you
won't chase us, you coward...
**[21:06] ---**
Coward?
**[21:07] ---**
He used these tunnels to sneak up on us.
**[21:11] ---**
That's how he was able
to appear and disappear.
**[21:13] ---**
There must be tons of
tunnels beneath the city!
**[21:16] ---**
I get it! So he's being cautious
now that we know his trick!
**[21:20] ---**
OK! We'll use 'em to go back!
He can't do nothin' down here!
**[21:25] ---**
There's not much room,
and he'd be fully exposed...!
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Oh! You're alive!
**[21:33] ---**
Yes, somehow or other...
**[21:35] ---**
You're horrible, Kaoru-chan!
You should've said that thing was there!
**[21:40] ---**
Now, now...
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Impressive, boy. You're the first
to ever return from scouting.
**[21:49] ---**
I know that treasure hunters
aren't talkative, so I won't complain.
**[21:54] ---**
But surely you can tell us now.
What was that thing?!
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He's a guardian.
**[22:03] ---**
He's constantly protected that city,
whose denizens died centuries ago.
**[22:10] ---**
He punishes all who enter
the inner wall that surrounds it.
**[22:16] ---**
He is that city of death's...
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...guardian.
**[22:38] ---**
*One circle... Two circles...*
**[22:46] ---**
*One more big circle...*
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*A billowing raincoat...
(It's a cape!)*
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*Oh, let's not forget
the sunshade now...*
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*(His heart is pitch black!
His heart is pitch black!)*
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*Give him a Winchester and
suddenly you have Sunabouzu!*
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*He'll run again
today! (Run again)*
**[23:24] ---**
*Through the desert!
(Even if forced to do jobs)*
**[23:28] ---**
*He'll go forth again tomorrow!
(Go forth again)*
**[23:32] ---**
*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)*
**[23:34] ---**
*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)*
**[23:36] ---**
*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)*
**[23:38] ---**
*He'll rush on ahead, life
on the line! Rush on ahead!*
**[23:56] ---**
Ghost of the Desert, Sunabouzu here!
**[23:57] ---**
'Tis the season for warm food!
Warm stew is especially delicious!
**[24:00] ---**
Next time is "Sunabo Hustles",
"Kosuna Does Errands",
**[24:04] ---**
and "'Junko' or 'Boobie Lady'?"
**[24:06] ---**
Miss it and it's rock-paper--
**[24:07] ---**
Wait! It's really
"Guardian and Treasure Hunter"!