9 - All That Glitters
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[00:13] ---
"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[00:17] ---
I am the one!
[00:20] ---
Push on ahead as you like, yeah
[00:24] ---
Oh, listen closely to me
[00:28] ---
and speak the name
of the desert god
[00:32] ---
Clench your teeth
[00:36] ---
When your heart starts
to tremble with heat...
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Stop it! It'll only
bring destruction
[00:46] ---
Let's do it, oh, angel
[00:50] ---
Now is the time to
stand up and be strong
[00:55] ---
A sad history, a
hidden big story
[00:59] ---
That's the mystery
[01:02] ---
There's nothing certain
about what tomorrow holds
[01:10] ---
so living through this moment
[01:15] ---
is my mission alone
[01:45] ---
Quit it, jerk-ass! What's the big--
[01:48] ---
Y-you...!
[01:52] ---
Asagiri Junko!
[01:55] ---
Long time no see!
[02:02] ---
What kind of look is that
when there's a hot chick to see you?!
[02:06] ---
It's 'cause bad crap
always happens when you show up...!
[02:11] ---
I'll have you know
I have a good job for you...
[02:15] ---
Master!
[02:18] ---
"Master?"
[02:20] ---
She's my pupil, Taiko!
[02:22] ---
YOU have a pupil?!
[02:24] ---
Wow! What huge breasts!
[02:27] ---
--The Sunabouzu has a pupil?!
[02:28] ---
--Who's this woman, Master?
[02:30] ---
Asagiri Junko. A living example of
the kind of woman NOT to be like!
[02:36] ---
Learn from her chest only!
[02:37] ---
Yes, sir!
[02:38] ---
But this is my first time seeing
such large breasts in real life, Master.
[02:43] ---
Aside from fat old ladies...
[02:45] ---
Hold on! I thought your mom
had ones this big?
[02:49] ---
Eep!
[02:52] ---
I also meant aside
from my mother, of course!
[02:56] ---
Whew, that's good!
[02:59] ---
Tryin' to flaunt your stuff, eh?!
That trick won't work on me anymore!
[03:04] ---
What?
[03:05] ---
I've been promised
a VERY bountiful future!
[03:09] ---
What'll happen to that chest and
those looks five years down the road?
[03:14] ---
Like they say, flowers live short lives!
[03:17] ---
Gah!
[03:19] ---
By the time she's all withered and old,
Taiko'll have blossomed!
[03:23] ---
I'm gonna raise her to suit my needs...!
[03:28] ---
In five years...
In five years, I'll be all--
[03:33] ---
Maybe I should get married soon...
[03:35] ---
And it'd have to be someone rich...
[03:38] ---
Otherwise, my love
and my breasts would be--
[03:41] ---
Setting the future aside and
enjoying life to the fullest right now...
[03:47] ---
...sounds really good to me!
[03:49] ---
"Life and Game"
[03:50] ---
You're pathetic, Master.
[03:55] ---
This is our client,
Kaizuka Kaoru-san, 56!
[04:00] ---
The Kanto's greatest
treasure hunting expert!
[04:03] ---
See ya.
[04:03] ---
H-hold on!
[04:06] ---
He's offering 10 million yen!
[04:08] ---
Don't be dumb!
[04:09] ---
And how do we get 10 million yen
from this decrepit old chrome-dome,
[04:14] ---
from this filthy, stinky old crock?!
[04:21] ---
He's strong!
[04:23] ---
This ain't no ordinary geezer!
Who is he?!
[04:26] ---
I told you. Kaizuka Kaoru-san, 56.
[04:29] ---
Kaizuka Kaoru, 56...?
[04:35] ---
"Kaizuka Kaoru 56 years old"
[04:36] ---
Who is he?
[04:39] ---
You don't know?!
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He dug up the super-exciting game
that's a huge hit all over the Kanto,
[04:44] ---
"The Game of Life",
from some Dark Age ruins!
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It spread throughout the world
and now he's super-duper rich!
[04:51] ---
A true winner at the game of life...
Kaizuka Kaoru-san!
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Rich Man-sama!
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Whether or not you earn the
10 million yen depends on your work!
[05:05] ---
But of course! So, Kaizuka-san,
what might this job be...?
[05:10] ---
Treasure-hunting, obviously!
[05:13] ---
So you're okay with the Sunabouzu?
[05:15] ---
Yeah.
[05:16] ---
As long as they don't eat much,
can carry luggage, and can do odd jobs,
[05:20] ---
anyone will do!
[05:22] ---
And these ones probably
don't each much, given their size...
[05:24] ---
Thank you!
[05:26] ---
...You!
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Besides...
[05:29] ---
...you DID recommend them, Junko-chan!
I'm sure you chose well!
[05:33] ---
I'm so happy that you trust me so!
[05:40] ---
You and I ARE close, after all...
[05:43] ---
Close...?
[05:44] ---
Incidentally, who's the even tinier one?!
I wasn't told about her!
[05:49] ---
Oh, this is my pupil!
She's currently in training--
[05:55] ---
I see. Then I won't need to
divide your earnings with her.
[05:59] ---
Eh?!
[06:01] ---
OK, let's move out!
You kiddos got the luggage!
[06:05] ---
Yes, sir!
[06:22] ---
Oh, Kaoru-chan...! You're such a flirt!
[06:26] ---
M- Master...!
These are extremely heavy...!
[06:30] ---
W-what do you think's in 'em...?
[06:33] ---
Boy! You're dawdling! Get the lead out!
[06:37] ---
Understood!
[06:45] ---
Bandits! Go get 'em!
[06:47] ---
U-understood...
[06:52] ---
A sandstorm! I can't see a thing!
[06:55] ---
Boy! Go scout the area!
[06:57] ---
Eh?! I'll get stranded if I leave!
[07:00] ---
Silence! You can die AFTER
you've found the route!
[07:02] ---
Understood!
[07:07] ---
Boy! I'm hungry!
[07:09] ---
Understood...
[07:11] ---
10 million...! 10 million...!
[07:15] ---
10 million...! 10 million...!
[07:18] ---
You're a rather humble worker.
[07:22] ---
It's not every day you run
across a 10 million yen job!
[07:26] ---
Plus my dead old man said never to
defy the sun or the super-rich...!
[07:31] ---
Oh? I'd say you've done
plenty of defying...
[07:35] ---
10 million...! 10 million...!
10 million...!
[07:37] ---
He's lost his marbles...
[07:39] ---
Say.
[07:41] ---
For a treasure hunt by
the owner of the "Game of Life",
[07:44] ---
isn't this caravan a little small?
[07:47] ---
I'm sure he could find a ton of treasure
if he threw lots of money at it...
[07:52] ---
He says that's not his style.
He wants to do it like in the old days...
[07:58] ---
Basically, this is his hobby.
[08:01] ---
That's cool. But still...
[08:05] ---
W-what?
[08:07] ---
Seriously, how do you sniff it out?
[08:10] ---
Can you smell money or something...?
[08:14] ---
The money comes to me.
[08:17] ---
And then you get all cozy-like...!
[08:20] ---
H-have you let that
old geezer do it already...?
[08:29] ---
Jealous?
[08:31] ---
You're frozen with shock.
[08:32] ---
What?! Then I'll just have
to make you gasp in ecstasy--
[08:38] ---
The old guy wants his food.
[08:40] ---
Right! Coming right up!
[08:43] ---
Whew, that was close...!
[08:47] ---
stare
[08:51] ---
It must be tough being so small!
But keep at it!
[08:56] ---
Oh, I didn't mean
the size of your breasts...!
[09:02] ---
Big breasts are
pretty tough too, you know!
[09:05] ---
They really cramp your shoulders...
[09:07] ---
They tug at you whenever you run
and can pull your shoulder muscles...
[09:12] ---
You constantly fear they'll
start drooping, so you do this...!
[09:19] ---
Oh, they say doing this
tightens your chest muscles,
[09:22] ---
making it harder for your breasts to sag!
[09:29] ---
W-what?!
[09:32] ---
Gravity will have you beat in five years.
[09:35] ---
You're so not cute!
[09:37] ---
What kind of upbringing is
the Sunabouzu giving you?!
[09:40] ---
Disgusting! What is this?!
Go re-make it!
[09:43] ---
U-understood...!
[09:50] ---
Scheduled report. Game Master is unaware.
[09:53] ---
Homing signal remains active.
[10:09] ---
Quit it...! You're so naughty,
Kaoru-chan...!
[10:12] ---
M- Master... Are we there yet...?
[10:16] ---
Who knows...
[10:17] ---
Come to think of it,
have you heard where we're going?
[10:20] ---
Yeah, right...
[10:22] ---
There's treasure where we're headed.
Like he'd just blab to anyone...
[10:28] ---
Not even that woman?
[10:29] ---
Doubt it.
[10:30] ---
Is there a map, then?
[10:32] ---
Nope. It's all in the old guy's head.
[10:36] ---
There's no one as cautious
as a treasure hunter.
[10:40] ---
Even the route we've
taken is all nonsense.
[10:43] ---
I got absolutely no idea
where we're headed...
[10:47] ---
The geezer acts all carefree
but doesn't trust a soul...
[10:51] ---
He's a pro.
[10:52] ---
But this is really backbreaking...
[10:55] ---
It's that woman's fault...
[10:57] ---
It's all that
huge-boobed woman's fault...!
[11:01] ---
It must be tough being so small!
But keep at it!
[11:06] ---
Just you watch! I'll take
those giant boobs of hers and--
[11:11] ---
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
[11:17] ---
Nothing's worse than a desert trek
to an unknown destination...
[11:22] ---
But the worse it gets, the more
I can taste that 10 million...!
[11:28] ---
Yes! With 10 million, I can--
[11:32] ---
It's 10,000 yen a touch!
[11:37] ---
So 10 million yen means...
1000 touches!
[11:42] ---
Just thinking about squeezing
those giant boobies 1000 times
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gives me shivers!
[11:47] ---
One giant-booby squeeze!
Two giant-booby squeezes!
[11:53] ---
Three giant-booby squeezes!
Four giant-booby squeezes!
[11:59] ---
Five giant-booby squeezes!
[12:25] ---
Looks like we're here!
[12:26] ---
Yes.
[12:27] ---
It hasn't changed a bit...
[12:31] ---
This is no time for resting, boy.
Go scout the area!
[12:35] ---
Y-yes! Understood...!
[12:52] ---
It certainly is quiet...
[12:55] ---
I get a bad feeling about this...
[13:00] ---
What are you so lost in thought about?
[13:05] ---
I've been all over and heard all kinds
of stuff from all kinds of people...
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I thought I knew about every corner
of the Great Kanto Desert...
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...but I've never seen
a place like this before.
[13:18] ---
I didn't even know they existed...
[13:22] ---
Say, why do you need to scout?
[13:25] ---
I thought it was an empty,
undeveloped region...
[13:32] ---
What is this weird feeling?!
[13:36] ---
This's definitely different
from all the ruined cities I know...
[13:42] ---
But I can't put my finger on it...
[13:44] ---
Something's not right...!
[13:46] ---
M- Master!
[13:54] ---
It would seem this is a
secret treasure hunting spot...
[13:59] ---
Secret...?!
[14:00] ---
This explains why nobody
knows about this place.
[14:04] ---
From the new to the old,
these are all treasure hunters...
[14:11] ---
M- Master?!
[14:12] ---
I'm picking up something...!
[14:16] ---
Master!
[14:17] ---
Stay calm!
[14:18] ---
Where's the enemy?!
[14:19] ---
Find it!
[14:22] ---
It should be right by us,
but I don't see it anywhere!
[14:25] ---
This is really bad!
[14:27] ---
Don't wimp out!
[14:30] ---
Where...? Where...?
[14:32] ---
Where...?! Where...?!
[14:46] ---
It's begun!
[14:49] ---
Wonderful! No one has ransacked it yet!
[14:57] ---
Junko-chan...
[14:59] ---
Why are you dressed like that...?
[15:02] ---
I'm gonna check it out,
since YOU won't tell me anything.
[15:06] ---
No, um, you see...
[15:11] ---
I hate when this happens!
It's a whole different ball game now!
[15:15] ---
I need to assess
the situation right away...!
[15:19] ---
I won't stop you if you insist
on going, but do take this with you.
[15:25] ---
What the...?! What do you have this for?!
[15:32] ---
Ow! Ow! Ow...!
[15:39] ---
It's getting closer, Master!
[15:42] ---
Why'd you shoot, you moron?!
[15:43] ---
He might've just been sizing us up,
[15:46] ---
but then you pretty much
said we're his enemy!
[15:49] ---
I- I was scared...!
[15:52] ---
And you missed! Shoot to kill,
or don't shoot at all!
[15:55] ---
That ammo's coming
outta your food budget!
[15:57] ---
N-no way...!
[16:00] ---
It's your fault if he's pissed!
[16:02] ---
I- I'm sorry...!
[16:04] ---
You're my shield if he starts shooting!
[16:10] ---
The alarm stopped...!
[16:12] ---
Did we get away...?
[16:14] ---
Don't let your guard down! I still
got a really bad feeling about this!
[16:21] ---
It looks like we're in the clear...
[16:23] ---
Who WAS that?!
[16:28] ---
M- Master...!
[16:30] ---
Stay calm!
[16:37] ---
Here he comes!
[16:49] ---
A bulletproof vest?!
[16:59] ---
A 16-mm grenade! Tears through
vests like scrap paper!
[17:03] ---
No way...!
[17:04] ---
A monster...?!
[17:09] ---
Master!
[17:11] ---
Kosuna! If a 16-mm don't work,
let's try a 40-mm!
[17:14] ---
I lost 'em!
[17:16] ---
You idiot!
[17:17] ---
It's no use! Let's just apologize!
[17:19] ---
Too late for that now, dumbass!
[17:24] ---
I give up! I'm sorry!
SHE shot you first...!
[17:29] ---
Master! I didn't hit him!
But you hit him three times!
[17:33] ---
Don't tell him that!
[17:37] ---
T-those boobs...!
[17:39] ---
It's Asagiri Junko!
[17:41] ---
I don't usually do this
sort of thing, you know...!
[17:50] ---
He ran away.
[17:53] ---
I'll try the thermograph...!
[17:55] ---
He disappeared?!
[17:56] ---
Now you owe me one.
[17:58] ---
Breasts... I mean, Asagiri Junko...!
[18:02] ---
That's some heavy-duty stuff you got...!
[18:04] ---
That bastard must've seen it
and scampered off!
[18:07] ---
Which means we can beat it with that!
[18:10] ---
Her breasts aren't very great,
but her weapon is!
[18:13] ---
Where'd you get that anyway?!
[18:15] ---
The luggage Kaoru-chan had you carry.
[18:18] ---
Geez, so he was prepared
from the very start...!
[18:24] ---
It's pissed.
[18:25] ---
L-let's just leave for now!
[18:29] ---
Alright! Gimme that!
I'll bring up the rear!
[18:32] ---
You better protect us!
[18:35] ---
That monster...
[18:37] ---
Its huge body oozes heat, but it
instantly vanished from my thermo...!
[18:43] ---
Can it really do that...?!
[18:46] ---
From behind?!
[18:53] ---
M- Master!
[18:55] ---
Help!
[18:59] ---
What the hell's going on?!
[19:02] ---
What's he doing here?! He was
behind us! How's that possible?!
[19:06] ---
What're they doing in that hole?!
Morons! Runt! Big-chest!
[19:09] ---
I can hit him with a rocket
and end all this.
[19:11] ---
But they'd pay the price!
My boob plan would go up in smoke!
[19:14] ---
Damn! They're too close to him!
Was that the bastard's plan?!
[19:18] ---
Why the hostages?! Does that mean
he doesn't have super strength?!
[19:22] ---
Alright, then!
[19:24] ---
But I can't let 'em die...!
[19:26] ---
I really look forward to Taiko
becoming a hottie in the near future,
[19:30] ---
and Asagiri Junko is a hottie
I'd love for the present!
[19:34] ---
Both would be a big waste dead!
[19:38] ---
But I'd be lucky to save even one!
[19:42] ---
I can't save 'em both!
Which do I save?!
[19:45] ---
The bountiful future?!
[19:47] ---
Present pleasure?!
[19:48] ---
Which do I choose? Which one?!
[19:57] ---
Time to die, asshole!
[20:00] ---
Master!
[20:00] ---
What're you doing?! Don't be stupid!
[20:05] ---
Hey...!
[20:07] ---
Follow me, Kosuna!
[20:09] ---
Eh?!
[20:21] ---
He's not coming... Do you think he's dead?
[20:25] ---
Idiot! Don't relax until
you've seen his corpse!
[20:30] ---
Damn...
[20:31] ---
I was gonna blast him away
if he decided to drop by, but...
[20:34] ---
Quit being reckless, will you?!
[20:37] ---
We could've been blown up or
flattened if you had screwed up!
[20:42] ---
Who cares, you're safe now.
[20:46] ---
So that freak came out of this hole...
[20:49] ---
Yeah! He totally scared me...!
[20:52] ---
I wish you could've seen her
face when the monster came out!
[20:56] ---
Like you could really
see me through my helmet!
[21:01] ---
Now I see. So that's why you
won't chase us, you coward...
[21:06] ---
Coward?
[21:07] ---
He used these tunnels to sneak up on us.
[21:11] ---
That's how he was able
to appear and disappear.
[21:13] ---
There must be tons of
tunnels beneath the city!
[21:16] ---
I get it! So he's being cautious
now that we know his trick!
[21:20] ---
OK! We'll use 'em to go back!
He can't do nothin' down here!
[21:25] ---
There's not much room,
and he'd be fully exposed...!
[21:30] ---
Oh! You're alive!
[21:33] ---
Yes, somehow or other...
[21:35] ---
You're horrible, Kaoru-chan!
You should've said that thing was there!
[21:40] ---
Now, now...
[21:42] ---
Impressive, boy. You're the first
to ever return from scouting.
[21:49] ---
I know that treasure hunters
aren't talkative, so I won't complain.
[21:54] ---
But surely you can tell us now.
What was that thing?!
[22:01] ---
He's a guardian.
[22:03] ---
He's constantly protected that city,
whose denizens died centuries ago.
[22:10] ---
He punishes all who enter
the inner wall that surrounds it.
[22:16] ---
He is that city of death's...
[22:20] ---
...guardian.
[22:38] ---
One circle... Two circles...
[22:46] ---
One more big circle...
[22:50] ---
A billowing raincoat...
(It's a cape!)
[22:54] ---
Oh, let's not forget
the sunshade now...
[22:59] ---
(His heart is pitch black!
His heart is pitch black!)
[23:05] ---
Give him a Winchester and
suddenly you have Sunabouzu!
[23:21] ---
He'll run again
today! (Run again)
[23:24] ---
Through the desert!
(Even if forced to do jobs)
[23:28] ---
He'll go forth again tomorrow!
(Go forth again)
[23:32] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:34] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:36] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)
[23:38] ---
He'll rush on ahead, life
on the line! Rush on ahead!
[23:56] ---
Ghost of the Desert, Sunabouzu here!
[23:57] ---
'Tis the season for warm food!
Warm stew is especially delicious!
[24:00] ---
Next time is "Sunabo Hustles",
"Kosuna Does Errands",
[24:04] ---
and "'Junko' or 'Boobie Lady'?"
[24:06] ---
Miss it and it's rock-paper--
[24:07] ---
Wait! It's really
"Guardian and Treasure Hunter"!