# 3 - Fire Dragon Kong
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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*I am the one!*
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*Push on ahead as you like, yeah*
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*Oh, listen closely to me*
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*and speak the name
of the desert god*
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*Clench your teeth*
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*When your heart starts
to tremble with heat...*
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*Stop it! It'll only
bring destruction*
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*Let's do it, oh, angel*
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*Now is the time to
stand up and be strong*
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*A sad history, a
hidden big story*
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*That's the mystery*
**[01:02] ---**
*There's nothing certain
about what tomorrow holds*
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*so living through this moment*
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*is my mission alone*
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An M40A1 sniper rifle!
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.308 caliber!
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FRP stock!
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Lever-mount Unertl 10x scope!
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A 120% fully-accurate reproduction!
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225,000 yen...
**[01:49] ---**
If only I had one of these...!
**[01:52] ---**
Crap! It's a debt collector!
**[01:56] ---**
Hold on. The deadline's still a ways off...
**[01:59] ---**
Who's bothering me this late at--
**[02:01] ---**
Hello!
**[02:03] ---**
These boobs...!
**[02:04] ---**
Asagiri Junko!
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What...?!
**[02:11] ---**
You're a kid!
**[02:13] ---**
"Mizuno Kanta"
**[02:14] ---**
His name is Mizuno Kanta.
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A freelance handyman.
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What's your problem?!
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I just can't believe the great
Sunabouzu is actually a kid!
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Oh, crap! My secret identity...!
**[02:28] ---**
"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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People have recently started
referring to him as the Sunabouzu,
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and he is now a rather popular figure.
**[02:35] ---**
So why are you here?!
**[02:37] ---**
Work. I came to hire you.
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Get lost!
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I know you're up to your
head in debt at the moment.
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How do you know that?!
**[02:47] ---**
"Debt King"
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He screwed up two jobs and wound
up taking on others' debts.
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Women were involved both times.
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I heard from the guild head.
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That old geezer...!
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Forget that; how dare
you use me back then?!
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Quit touching me!
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So supple...!
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That'll cost you 10,000 yen.
**[03:16] ---**
You lost to me. So quit
sulking, it's pathetic!
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So, how much do you owe?
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1,693,452 yen, but...
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--3 million yen.
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--I'll pay you 6 million.
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I'll do it.
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Please allow me to do it.
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So supple...!
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Six million yen...
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I'll pay off my debt and buy an M40...
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What else should I buy?
Maybe I'll put it in savings?
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Oh! So supple!
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That night, Mizuno Kanta had
a very pleasurable dream.
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However...!
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"Tank and Machine Guns"
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Hey, Sunabouzu! Nobody ever
mentioned taking on that monster!
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And that chick is your acquaintance!
This's all your fault!
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Oh, get real! You know you
fell for her charms, too!
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There it is...!
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It's unstoppable!
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They say it streaks through
the desert like lightning
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and scorches those who stand in
its way into a boneless crisp...!
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The Great Kanto Desert's most heavily
armed and armored bank transport truck!
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A killing machine that's returned
from the centuries-old Hell...!
**[05:00] ---**
The Fire Dragon Kong...
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Do you actually think you can
escape, Asagiri Junko-san?
**[05:09] ---**
Those are some rather dependable
bodyguards you've hired...
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Misjudge these four and
you'll be in a world of hurt!
**[05:18] ---**
Nuh uh! Nuh uh! No hurt at all!
**[05:21] ---**
These four are men of the desert
with great hidden potential!
**[05:27] ---**
No we aren't!
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Then show me.
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No...! Don't!
**[05:38] ---**
That get him?!
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You think?
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Ain't no withstanding a 40-millimeter...
**[05:43] ---**
What're you doing?!
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Start running already!
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It's no use running.
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Do you intend on never
handing the key over?
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That's not why I'm running
all over the place!
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Key...?!
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"Handyman"
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Hey, Haruo!
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What...?!
**[06:09] ---**
Haruo!
**[06:10] ---**
Haruo!
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Damn it!
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Damn you, Sunabouzu!
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What the heck did you do?!
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You must've screwed over someone
big to get the Kong after you!
**[06:22] ---**
Listen! I'm allowed to cancel
contracts for crime-related jobs!
**[06:27] ---**
It's true that he's super rich,
but this is entirely a private dispute.
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Dammit! I'd turn you down
if I weren't in debt...!
**[06:38] ---**
Damn you for showing off
your giant boobies...!
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Eh? What?
**[06:43] ---**
I don't like desert suits or helmets
so I figured I'd go without
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during the morning...
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Liar! You know you showed them on purpose!
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I did not!
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Damn you! How dare you use us as a decoy!
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Don't be dumb!
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If that were the case, I'd have been
long gone instead of here flirting!
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He won't kill us!
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What?!
**[07:11] ---**
We're done for!
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We're so dead!
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Not good! It's just a matter of time!
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No choice...!
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"Light" "Smoke"
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Shut your eyes!
**[07:25] ---**
What the...?!
**[07:26] ---**
An ultra-hot flash bomb
and iron filing smoke bomb!
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It's screwed up all our scanners!
**[07:32] ---**
Huh? It's just a smoke screen...!
**[07:35] ---**
Stop! What are you--
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Where are they?!
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They're gone!
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There they are!
**[07:42] ---**
No! That dried-up well is full of tunnels!
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Don't let 'em down it!
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They went down it.
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Dimwits!
**[07:51] ---**
What the hell? A balloon...?
**[07:54] ---**
There's nobody in the well!
**[07:56] ---**
Come to think of it, that notorious
Sunabouzu was with them...
**[08:00] ---**
We've been fooled.
**[08:01] ---**
After them! To the east!
**[08:03] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[08:18] ---**
They finally left...
**[08:20] ---**
You freaked me out by
suddenly dumping sand on me!
**[08:24] ---**
I couldn't have completely blinded the Kong
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with just one person's
supply of smoke bombs...
**[08:29] ---**
What a lame plan! What if the
Kong had kept sitting there?!
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Dunno.
**[08:38] ---**
Hey, why are we taking a long way?!
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Hovercrafts don't handle
cluttered terrain well.
**[08:46] ---**
Why didn't you tell us up front
we'd be dealing with the Kong?!
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Because you wouldn't have accepted the job!
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Duh!
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Geez... Today's the horrible
sequel to this morning...!
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Six million...!
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You're the Kawaguchi
Machine Gun Brothers...!
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And you're the Sunabouzu!
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What're you doing here?!
**[09:07] ---**
Yeah! Who needs your nasty ol'
face first thing in the morning?!
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That's my line!
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Sorry! Been waiting long?
**[09:15] ---**
That's all right! Just got here--
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Huh?! Don't tell me she hired you, too...?
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Eh?! You too...?!
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We're all friends now!
**[09:25] ---**
Now let's work together and do our best!
**[09:33] ---**
Eh?!
**[09:35] ---**
Damn, this sucks...
**[09:38] ---**
I had no idea you were
childhood friends...!
**[09:42] ---**
B-but, Akio-niichan...!
**[09:45] ---**
Yeah...
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S-so big...
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If only ol' Natsuko could take after her...
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Say, what'd you mean when
you said he won't kill us?
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Isn't it obvious? They said it themselves.
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OK, Junko-san.
**[10:04] ---**
How about you tell us about that
key in your intense cleavage there?
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Those guys want it bad.
So they can't kill us.
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The key'd be toast if they screwed up.
**[10:19] ---**
So out with the details!
**[10:22] ---**
What is that key?
Why is the Kong after you?
**[10:26] ---**
Alright.
**[10:27] ---**
Remember this?
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It's the treasure I swiped
from you in Episode 1.
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It actually belongs to the wife
of Okawa Taiko, of Okawa Products.
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As you know, my armored
truck was attacked recently.
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Among its contents was a key
to a jewelry box your mom treasured.
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The one who brings it back
to me will be my heir.
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There you have it.
**[10:51] ---**
And our client in Episode 1 was
his first son, Okawa Koichi.
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Next episode, it was his
second son, Okawa Koji.
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I was suddenly like, "Whoa,
I can make some big money!"
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So I secretly contacted the first
son and negotiated with the second.
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I really worked my butt off
during Episode 2!
**[11:10] ---**
A bidding war, basically?
**[11:13] ---**
Yep! But I guess I went a little too far,
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because the second son got
pissed and got into the Kong...
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Anyways, if we can just get out
of the second son's territory
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and get to the first son's
East Oasis, we'll have won!
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So, you alright with that?
**[11:32] ---**
Uhh...
**[11:34] ---**
I suppose we'll manage. I do have a plan...
**[11:38] ---**
Really?! Awesome! So how do
we take care of the Kong?!
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Are you crazy! We can't kill that thing!
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We're just gonna run like hell!
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Oh, geez.
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Way to go, Sunabouzu. As petty as always.
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Only the stupidest and dumbest
moron of the Great Kanto Desert
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would ever think of crushing that thing...!
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Sunabouzu...!
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Ghost of the Desert, my butt!
What a let-down!
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He's always been that way. All he
ever did was disappoint people...
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Not to mention being rude and filthy...!
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He was puny and stupid
and idiotic and pathetic...
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Your badmouthing-dead-people convention...
**[12:57] ---**
...is now over.
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Unkempt desert scum.
How dare you resist me.
**[13:07] ---**
Don't expect to die peacefully.
**[13:09] ---**
I'll start by tearing your clothes off.
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Retrieve the key!
**[13:14] ---**
With pleasure!
**[13:19] ---**
Boobie Lady...!
**[13:30] ---**
Hiro-kun fell off the cliff!
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You're dead...!
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You are so dead!
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I hurt all over...
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Oh, you're alive?!
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You're as stubborn as always...!
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Even I thought I died...!
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Thanks to you, my treasures
all got busted up...!
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My newly-repaired Type Zero Helmet...
**[14:02] ---**
My lifeline in the desert -
my Cherry Blossom Air Cooler...
**[14:06] ---**
My old man's Winchester...!
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Freeze! Hands up! How dare
you hurt Hiro-kun...!
**[14:14] ---**
You damn rich jerk-off!
You'll pay for this!
**[14:23] ---**
Stop! What're you doing, you idiot?!
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Ow...!
**[14:28] ---**
What the heck are they doin'...?
**[14:38] ---**
What are you doing, you perv?!
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My key...!
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Want this key? Then come catch me!
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It's no use! We can't see him!
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After him! Into the Kong!
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Ahh!
**[15:10] ---**
What is it?!
**[15:10] ---**
The girl and three brothers escaped too!
**[15:13] ---**
What?!
**[15:15] ---**
Damn Kanta went completely
mental! This ain't good!
**[15:20] ---**
How's that?!
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There's no tellin' what he'll
do when he's like that!
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He might try to die
in battle to get revenge!
**[15:29] ---**
Listen, Akio, Haruo! Get the key
back, even if you gotta kill him!
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Sounds good to me!
**[15:43] ---**
Bastard! I'll teach you...!
**[15:47] ---**
You idiot! He has the key!
Retrieve it intact!
**[15:52] ---**
He isn't wearing a mask! I'll use gas!
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Crap!
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Doesn't look like he
stands a chance at all...
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Moron...
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Left! Left!
**[16:14] ---**
Right! Right!
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Yikes...!
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Damn punk is scurrying all over the place!
**[16:30] ---**
Hey, doesn't it seem strange?
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Strange how?
**[16:32] ---**
He's choosing paths the Kong
can pass through...
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Is he leading us on?
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What the hell's he up to?!
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He's totally flipped out.
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Damn it!
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We could make mincemeat outta
him if he didn't have the key!
**[16:50] ---**
He's shootin' pellets again!
Is he mocking us?!
**[17:05] ---**
Run him over!
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Eh? But the key...!
**[17:09] ---**
It's better than blasting it to bits!
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And if it breaks, it's still a draw!
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Go!
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He's red...!
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What's this...?!
**[17:24] ---**
A cliff!
**[17:27] ---**
Idiots!
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Ow...!
**[17:33] ---**
Don't move!
**[17:38] ---**
Alright, Kanta! Are you insane,
takin' on the Kong like that?!
**[17:43] ---**
Give me back my key!
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M-make with the key!
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No funny moves!
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Bastards...
**[17:58] ---**
Stay outta this! I'm enjoying myself...!
**[18:02] ---**
If the Kong gets the best
of me, this key'll go boom!
**[18:06] ---**
Sunabouzu...?
**[18:08] ---**
Wouldn't you prefer that
over being tortured to death, too?!
**[18:15] ---**
Or--
**[18:16] ---**
--should I pull the pin right here?
**[18:27] ---**
Hey, he left.
**[18:29] ---**
This is bad. He'll totally do it.
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah. Definitely.
**[18:34] ---**
Kanta's thrown his share of grenades
at us, so we know all too well...
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Talk about close childhood friends...
**[18:44] ---**
Our only real option is to kill him...
**[18:47] ---**
Hello, Hiro-kun.
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, hello.
**[18:50] ---**
Want some help?
**[18:51] ---**
No thanks. I'm gonna kill
the Sunabouzu myself.
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And then?
**[18:55] ---**
And then take the key
to Koji-san, of course.
**[18:59] ---**
So you're a spy for the eldest son?
**[19:02] ---**
Yeah, you could say that.
**[19:04] ---**
Would this be the key?
**[19:06] ---**
Yeah, that's it!
**[19:11] ---**
Where are you, Sunabouzu?!
**[19:15] ---**
There he is!
**[19:17] ---**
After him! He must be run over!
**[19:21] ---**
Don't think you can escape, Sunabouzu!
**[19:26] ---**
Flatten him!
**[19:32] ---**
Hiro-kun...?
**[19:36] ---**
So, where did he go?
**[19:40] ---**
What?
**[19:46] ---**
You're the first one to ever make
such a complete fool out of me...
**[19:53] ---**
...Sunabouzu!
**[19:58] ---**
Eh?!
**[19:58] ---**
What is it?!
**[20:01] ---**
It's Sunabouzu...!
**[20:03] ---**
Oh, crap! He really is gonna die fighting!
**[20:05] ---**
Oh no! My key...!
**[20:08] ---**
It's no use! It's too late!
**[20:10] ---**
But...! But...! But...!
**[20:13] ---**
My final shot...
**[20:15] ---**
My magazine's screwed up,
so there's no 2nd shot.
**[20:18] ---**
You know, Kong-san.
**[20:20] ---**
You really are the biggest and
mightiest in the Great Kanto Desert.
**[20:24] ---**
I doubt there's anything
bigger in this desert...!
**[20:28] ---**
What?!
**[20:31] ---**
So...
**[20:42] ---**
So I doubt you've ever been
attacked from directly above.
**[20:48] ---**
Such recklessness...!
**[20:51] ---**
Is this the real you, Sunabouzu,
Ghost of the Desert...?!
**[20:56] ---**
The mighty Kong...!
**[20:59] ---**
My key...!
**[21:01] ---**
Kanta was a dimwit after all...
**[21:04] ---**
Huh...?
**[21:06] ---**
Whoa, he's alive!
**[21:08] ---**
Does that mean my key is too?!
**[21:10] ---**
It's finally your guys' turn,
Machine Gun Brothers!
**[21:17] ---**
Eat this!
**[21:19] ---**
Come on out!
**[21:23] ---**
Everyone evacuate!
**[21:25] ---**
Yeah, right!
**[21:26] ---**
We'd be Swiss cheese out there!
**[21:28] ---**
But if this keeps up...!
**[21:32] ---**
The Kong was too big to chase
a rat into a narrow place,
**[21:37] ---**
and its armaments too powerful.
**[21:40] ---**
The only place it can reign
supreme is in the wide-ass desert.
**[21:45] ---**
That'll teach ya to be arrogant...
**[21:49] ---**
And so the five somehow managed
to acquire a great sum of money.
**[21:56] ---**
The moral of the day:
**[21:58] ---**
Not all girls with huge
knockers are airheads.
**[22:01] ---**
Today was another hot day
in the Great Kanto Desert...
**[22:06] ---**
Wow! You're the first person
to ever beat the Kong...
**[22:12] ---**
...Ghost of the Desert, Sunabouzu!
**[22:17] ---**
I guess!
**[22:19] ---**
Now let me rub your breasts!
**[22:22] ---**
Won't he just die already...?
**[22:39] ---**
*One circle... Two circles...*
**[22:47] ---**
*One more big circle...*
**[22:51] ---**
*A billowing raincoat...
(It's a cape!)*
**[22:55] ---**
*Oh, let's not forget
the sunshade now...*
**[23:00] ---**
*(His heart is pitch black!
His heart is pitch black!)*
**[23:06] ---**
*Give him a Winchester and
suddenly you have Sunabouzu!*
**[23:22] ---**
*He'll run again
today! (Run again)*
**[23:25] ---**
*Through the desert!
(Even if forced to do jobs)*
**[23:29] ---**
*He'll go forth again tomorrow!
(Go forth again)*
**[23:33] ---**
*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)*
**[23:35] ---**
*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)*
**[23:37] ---**
*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)*
**[23:39] ---**
*He'll rush on ahead, life
on the line! Rush on ahead!*
**[23:57] ---**
Yo! Ghost of the Desert, Sunabouzu here!
**[23:59] ---**
Yo! Ghost of the Desert, Sunabouzu here!
**[23:59] ---**
That boob lady sure was smart!
Who'll the next one be?!
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-- Fuyuo will!
-- Akio will!
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-- Minami Haruo will! (famous singer)
-- Like hell, he will!
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On the next Sunabouzu -
Sniping and Footsteps
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Miss it and it's electric massage time!