# 7 - To the bath house... / A Full Chest
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**[00:14] Sensei**
Summer Comikat's over.
**[00:17] Hiotan**
I'm so tired.
**[00:18] Fu**
I'm so sweaty.
**[00:20] Kameko**
Seriously.
**[00:21] Kantoku**
All right, let's go to the
hot springs to celebrate.
**[00:24] All**
Hot springs?
**[00:25] Umio**
Oh, yeah. There's one nearby.
A big hot spring place.
**[00:30] Umio**
It's called "Oedo Onsen Monogatari."
**[00:32] Kantoku**
Yeah.
**[00:33] Kantoku**
We can bathe and eat.
**[00:35] Tsumorin**
Kan-chan.
**[00:39] Tsumorin**
I knew it was you.
**[00:41] All**
Tsumorin.
**[00:43] Umio**
It's Tsumorin!
**[00:44] Tsumorin**
Umi-kun.
**[00:46] Tsumorin**
Thanks for coming to my space.
**[00:48] Umio**
You remembered me!
**[00:53] Hiotan**
Hey, would you like to
come to the party with us?
**[00:56] Hiotan**
We're going to Oedo Onsen Monogatari.
**[00:58] Tsumorin**
I'll go. Is it okay?
**[01:00] Hiotan**
It's okay, right, Kantoku?
**[01:03] Kantoku**
Fine, I guess.
**[01:05] Hiotan**
Kantoku's paying!
**[01:07] Kantoku**
Dude, I never said—
**[01:10] Tsumorin**
Oedo Onsen is collaborating with
Attack on Uncle right now.
**[01:14] Hiotan**
Uncles? I can't wait.
***SIGN*** To the bath house...
**[02:51] [SONG] Text**
Oedo Onsen Monogatari
***SIGN*** Attack on Uncle Festival
***SIGN*** Entrance
***SIGN*** Attack on Uncle Oedo Onsen Festival
**[02:59] Kantoku**
Come on, let's go.
**[03:01] Kameko**
Wait, one second.
***SIGN*** Entrance pass
**[03:08] Hiotan**
So we can shop with this, huh?
**[03:11] Hiotan**
Cool.
**[03:12] Kantoku**
Don't spend more than you need.
**[03:13] Kantoku**
You'll end up wasting a ton of
money if you're not careful.
***SIGN*** Echizen Shop
**[03:19] Tsumorin**
This is where you rent your yukata.
**[03:23] Sensei**
I never thought there'd be so many kinds.
**[03:28] Sensei**
*They're all so cute.*
**[03:32] Sensei**
*Am I really cut out to wear these?*
**[03:37] Sensei**
* No, these are all things*
* that the store is selling.*
**[03:40] Sensei**
*I can do it.*
**[03:42] Tsumorin**
Oh, you're pretty serious.
**[03:46] A**
Sorry, sir. We don't have
any yukatas bigger than L.
**[03:52] Fu**
You could wear something
a little smaller, right?
***SIGN*** Facility Guide
**[03:55] ---**
There are so many types of baths to enjoy!
***SIGN*** Baths
***SIGN*** Foot bath
**[03:59] Sensei**
A foot bath!
**[04:00] ---**
How fancy!
***SIGN*** Bedrock spa
**[04:02] Kameko**
It's a bedrock spa.
**[04:04] Tsumorin**
It's good for your beauty.
***SIGN*** Sand bath
**[04:06] Fu**
Sand bath.
**[04:07] Tsumorin**
They bury you.
***SIGN*** Hot water pool
**[04:09] Hiotan**
And a hot water pool.
**[04:12] Tsumorin**
That's sexy.
***SIGN*** Women
**[04:19] Hiotan**
This is my first time here.
**[04:22] Tsumorin**
I've been here a few times after Comikat.
**[04:26] Hiotan**
It's close by, isn't it?
**[04:28] Kameko**
It's convenient for the locals,
since they can stay the night.
**[04:32] Fu**
Really?
**[04:34] Sensei**
*What should I do?*
**[04:35] Sensei**
* I've never been to a hot*
* spring with anyone else.*
**[04:38] Sensei**
*I don't know the protocol.*
**[04:41] Sensei**
*Should I take off my glasses?*
**[04:43] Sensei**
*Do I hide my underparts?*
**[04:44] Sensei**
*What about my boobs?*
**[04:46] Sensei**
* Am I allowed to go in*
* with a towel like on TV?*
**[04:49] Sensei**
*Is it okay if my hair gets in the bath water?*
**[04:51] Sensei**
* Do I wash myself off before*
* I get into the bath? Or after?*
**[04:55] Fu**
What's wrong, Sensei?
**[04:58] Sensei**
Sorry, I don't know what to do.
**[05:02] Tsumorin**
I know, this bath house is a bit different.
**[05:06] Sensei**
Where do we get our towels?
**[05:08] Tsumorin**
Well—
**[05:09] Hiotan**
I can't wait to see the bath!
**[05:12] Hiotan**
First!
**[05:14] Sensei**
No fair.
**[05:15] Fu**
Me, too.
**[05:16] Tsumorin**
Wait, everyone.
***SIGN*** Waiting Room
**[05:37] Tsumorin**
You're still supposed to
wear your yukata there.
**[05:39] All**
You could have told us sooner!
**[05:44] Hiotan**
That was so horrible.
**[05:47] Fu**
I can't get married anymore.
**[05:49] Tsumorin**
Poor you.
**[05:51] Hiotan**
You could have told me, Kame-chan.
**[05:54] Kameko**
Nah, I figured I could
get some good pictures.
**[05:57] Hiotan**
You took pictures?
**[05:59] Tsumorin**
Anyway, girls, we have to
**[06:02] ---**
check your boobs.
**[06:05] Sensei**
What're you doing?
**[06:06] Tsumorin**
Girls at a hot spring. What else would we do?
**[06:10] Sensei**
That's the custom?
**[06:12] Hiotan**
She's lying! She's making it up!
**[06:16] Tsumorin**
You're next, Hio-tan.
**[06:21] Tsumorin**
Quite a handful.
**[06:23] Hiotan**
Th-Thanks.
**[06:24] Tsumorin**
Now, who's next?
**[06:31] Tsumorin**
Want to talk about boys or something?
**[06:35] Tsumorin**
Do you have a crush, Sensei-chan?
**[06:38] Sensei**
W-Well—
**[06:40] Tsumorin**
You do, don't you?
**[06:41] Tsumorin**
Who is it?
**[06:42] Sensei**
What about you, Fuga-chan?
**[06:45] Fu**
I—
**[06:47] Fu**
What about you, K-K-K-Kameko-chan?
**[06:53] Tsumorin**
That's bittersweet.
**[06:55] Tsumorin**
Do you have a crush, Hio-tan?
**[06:57] Hiotan**
Me?
**[06:58] Hiotan**
I— Nope.
**[07:01] Tsumorin**
Really?
**[07:02] Hiotan**
R-Really.
**[07:04] Tsumorin**
Oh.
**[07:05] Tsumorin**
But you should make sure you don't
regret not having realized sooner.
**[07:12] Hiotan**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Women
**[07:14] Tsumorin**
You can't wear your yukatas like that.
**[07:19] Tsumorin**
Your neckline's too loose.
**[07:21] Tsumorin**
Your sash is too low.
**[07:22] Tsumorin**
That's no way to tie it.
**[07:25] Tsumorin**
Just wrong.
**[07:27] Tsumorin**
Make sure you can't see your underwear.
**[07:31] Tsumorin**
The sash goes above your
belly button, without a fold.
**[07:33] Tsumorin**
Tie it like this, and show your nape.
**[07:38] Tsumorin**
See, there you go.
**[07:44] Sensei**
What do you think?
**[07:46] Hiotan**
It's really cute.
**[07:48] Tsumorin**
I knew you'd look good.
**[07:50] Tsumorin**
Since you have black hair and modest boobs.
**[07:54] Sensei**
Yeah?
**[07:55] Tsumorin**
There's someone you like, isn't there?
**[07:58] Tsumorin**
You have to make an effort.
**[08:02] Sensei**
Okay.
**[08:07] Sensei**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[08:16] Tsumorin**
Sorry we took so long.
**[08:19] Kantoku**
We didn't wait that long.
**[08:20] Kantoku**
Hey, Sensei, you look good in a yukata.
**[08:22] Kantoku**
Right, Umio?
**[08:23] Umio**
Y-Yeah, you look good.
**[08:25] Sensei**
Th-Thanks.
**[08:27] Tsumorin**
See, there you go.
**[08:29] Sensei**
Yes.
**[08:30] Fu**
Sommelier-kun,
**[08:33] ---**
what do you think of me?
**[08:35] Fu**
My yukata.
**[08:45] Sensei**
They have stalls, too. It's like a festival.
***SIGN*** Attack
on
Uncle
***SIGN*** Attack on Uncle
Noodles
Pork Bowl
*Eat this!*
**[08:48] Umio**
Hey, that store has a collaboration menu.
**[08:51] Hiotan**
Hey, hey, let's go have fun.
**[08:54] Kantoku**
Yeah, you're right.
***SIGN*** Limited Time
***SIGN*** Defeat the Uncle!
**[09:01] Hiotan**
I missed again.
**[09:04] Hiotan**
One more time.
**[09:05] A**
Okay.
**[09:06] Kantoku**
I told you not to waste your money.
**[09:14] A**
Three of three.
**[09:16] A**
Here's your prize.
**[09:18] Hiotan**
Wow, Kantoku.
**[09:21] Kantoku**
Have it.
**[09:22] Kantoku**
You wanted it, didn't you?
**[09:26] Hiotan**
Thank you.
**[09:30] ---**
Kan—
**[09:31] Hiotan**
But why did you get it for me?
**[09:34] Kantoku**
I just wanted to play.
**[09:38] Umio**
I won!
***SIGN*** Catch the Superball
**[09:50] Umio**
I messed up!
**[09:52] Tsumorin**
Having fun, everyone?
**[09:55] Kantoku**
You're drinking?
**[09:57] Tsumorin**
Nothing beats this after a bath.
**[09:59] Kantoku**
Don't drink too much.
**[10:02] Tsumorin**
I'm fine.
**[10:04] Tsumorin**
Hey, Sensei-chan.
**[10:07] Tsumorin**
Girl power scouter!
***SIGN*** Gyoza
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Unkempt Yukata
***SIGN*** Dirty Mouth
***SIGN*** Messy Hair
***SIGN*** Girl power:
**[10:14] Tsumorin**
Only two girl power.
**[10:16] Tsumorin**
You're worthless.
**[10:17] Sensei**
Worthless?!
**[10:18] Kantoku**
She's getting drunk.
**[10:19] Tsumorin**
I'm not drunk.
**[10:31] Sensei**
The rocks...
**[10:53] ---**
**[11:07] Kantoku**
What kind of pictures did you get?
**[11:09] Kantoku**
Let me see.
**[11:10] Kameko**
Here you go.
**[11:13] Kantoku**
You take some good pictures.
**[11:16] Kameko**
Thank you.
**[11:18] Kantoku**
Hey, you're not in any of them.
**[11:20] Kameko**
That's—
**[11:22] Kantoku**
I'll take one.
**[11:24] Kantoku**
Smile.
**[11:25] Kameko**
I don't want to.
**[11:27] Kantoku**
Why not?
**[11:28] Kameko**
Don't tell me it'll suck your soul out again.
**[11:30] Kameko**
No, well—
**[11:40] Kameko**
I'm not really one for the spotlight.
**[11:45] Kantoku**
Kameko.
**[11:49] Kameko**
I'm going to go play with the others.
**[11:56] Tsumorin**
Kan-chan,
**[11:59] ---**
let me put my head on your knees.
**[12:02] Kantoku**
What are you talking about?
**[12:04] Tsumorin**
Please, or I'll
**[12:08] ---**
puke.
**[12:09] Kantoku**
You're going to puke?
**[12:12] Kantoku**
Fine.
**[12:14] Tsumorin**
This brings back memories.
**[12:16] Tsumorin**
You always did this for me when I got drunk.
**[12:21] Tsumorin**
You'd pat my head, and I'd always
be like "blarh" all over your knees.
**[12:30] Kantoku**
Puke now, and I'll throw you out.
**[12:33] Tsumorin**
I won't.
**[12:34] Tsumorin**
It's not like it was before.
**[12:37] Tsumorin**
So can't we
**[12:40] ---**
go back to how we were before?
**[12:49] Kantoku**
Sorry.
**[12:54] Kantoku**
There's someone I like.
**[13:03] Tsumorin**
Yeah?
**[13:06] Tsumorin**
I knew that.
**[13:10] Tsumorin**
You haven't changed at all.
**[13:14] Tsumorin**
You always act angry and
mean to girls you like.
**[13:18] Tsumorin**
But...
**[13:20] ---**
I guess it was just me that changed.
**[13:26] Kantoku**
Tsumorin.
**[13:28] Kantoku**
My knees are warm.
You puked, didn't you?
**[13:30] Kantoku**
You—
***SIGN*** August 31st!
**[13:51] Kantoku**
All right, everyone.
**[13:53] Kantoku**
Are you fired up?
It's the last day of August.
***SIGN*** It's the last event of the summer: the Summer Fair...
***SIGN*** Summer Fair
**[14:03] ---**
cleanup.
**[14:08] Kantoku**
Hio-tan, with that...
**[14:10] Hiotan**
Yes?
**[14:12] Kantoku**
Can you fold that up and put it in a box?
**[14:15] Hiotan**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Osaka Summer
Light Novel Fair
**[14:17] Umio**
You don't throw these things out, huh?
**[14:19] Kantoku**
Yeah, we send them back to the publisher,
**[14:22] Kantoku**
partly to prevent reselling.
**[14:25] Hio; Umi**
Ah, that makes sense.
**[14:26] Kantoku**
They're pretty strict these days.
**[14:29] Kantoku**
We don't get to keep
posters and stuff, either.
**[14:32] Umio**
Really?
**[14:33] Kantoku**
Put the Summer Fair stuff
back on their usual shelves.
**[14:36] Fu**
Okay.
**[14:37] Kantoku**
And put the returns into the returns boxes.
**[14:40] Fu**
Okay.
**[14:41] Umio**
Just how do you get so much
strength out of those thin arms?
**[14:44] Fu**
I-I'm not that strong.
**[14:46] Fu**
It's more about balance.
**[14:48] Umio**
Are you sure?
**[14:51] Sensei**
Maybe that's more strength.
**[14:53] Umio**
Strength is power, huh?
**[14:56] Sensei**
Don't talk about me like
I'm some kind of brute.
**[14:59] Hiotan**
*That thing Kantoku said at the hot springs...*
**[15:04] Hiotan**
*That there's someone he likes...*
***SIGN*** Summer is the season of love
**[15:07] Hiotan**
* Someone he's always mean*
* to, but sometimes kind to.*
**[15:13] Hiotan**
*Could that be...*
**[15:16] Hiotan**
*I'm being too self-conscious.*
**[15:17] Fu**
You're bending it, Hio-tan.
**[15:21] Hiotan**
Sorry.
**[15:23] Umio**
Do you have heat stroke?
***SIGN*** Comic Rankings
**[15:24] Hiotan**
No, I'm fine.
**[15:28] Hiotan**
*How does Kantoku really feel?*
**[15:38] All**
Hio-tan!
**[15:46] Kantoku**
That's your second time.
**[15:49] Hiotan**
It is.
**[16:00] Hiotan**
I'll go back to cleaning.
**[16:03] Kantoku**
No, that's enough.
**[16:05] Kantoku**
You stay here and make
pop-ups for the Autumn Fair.
**[16:26] Hiotan**
*How did this happen?*
**[16:28] Hiotan**
*And what's up with this pop-up?*
***SIGN*** Well-bearing boobs
Harvest festival
Freshly-picked
**[16:30] Hiotan**
*I seriously don't get it.*
**[16:32] Hiotan**
Um...
**[16:34] Hiotan**
Why is it a boobs festival in the autumn?
**[16:37] Hiotan**
We got enough boobs in the summer.
**[16:40] Kantoku**
You know how they say
**[16:41] ---**
the cooper makes a lot of
money when the wind blows?
**[16:43] Hiotan**
What?
**[16:44] Kantoku**
Autumn is the season of fruit.
**[16:46] Kantoku**
Fruits and berries bear in the fall,
corn crops are ready for harvest,
**[16:50] ---**
and the markets are filled with food.
**[16:53] Hiotan**
Sure.
**[16:54] Kantoku**
And the body stores nutrition to
prepare itself for the coming winter.
**[16:59] Kantoku**
Autumn is the season of appetite.
What exactly does that mean?
**[17:06] A**
They got bigger again.
**[17:09] Kantoku**
Aye, the females' breasts grow big.
**[17:12] Kantoku**
S-Say it ain't so!
**[17:16] Kantoku**
Autumn is the season of full breasts.
**[17:19] Kantoku**
QED.
**[17:21] Hiotan**
Oh, really? Good for you.
**[17:24] Kantoku**
Come on, you're so cold.
**[17:27] Hiotan**
I've gotten used to your
messing around like that.
**[17:33] Kantoku**
Aren't you a bit weird these days?
**[17:38] Hiotan**
I-I'm the same as always.
**[17:41] Kantoku**
No, you're not.
**[17:42] Hiotan**
I am.
**[17:45] Kantoku**
Wait,
**[17:46] ---**
do you have a fever or something?
**[17:50] Hiotan**
I don't.
**[17:52] Hiotan**
I'm fine.
**[17:55] Kantoku**
Don't get so angry.
**[17:57] Kantoku**
You really are weird.
**[17:59] Kantoku**
Are you still worried about that time
**[18:02] ---**
when you were naked at the hot springs?
**[18:04] Hiotan**
Please forget about that!
**[18:07] Kantoku**
It was the most memorable
incident of the summer.
**[18:09] Hiotan**
Stop it!
**[18:11] Hiotan**
If you don't forget, I'll...
**[18:14] ---**
I'll...
**[18:15] Kantoku**
Calm down, I didn't see too clearly.
**[18:19] Hiotan**
Are you sure?
**[18:20] Kantoku**
I'm sure.
**[18:22] Kantoku**
You were covered by some
really awkward lighting.
**[18:25] Hiotan**
Okay, then.
**[18:27] Kantoku**
But damn, you're quite—
**[18:30] Hiotan**
You saw, didn't you?
**[18:32] Kantoku**
I mean, you're pretty big.
**[18:34] Kantoku**
Are those Fs?
**[18:35] Kantoku**
More?
**[18:36] Hiotan**
Stop trying to guess my size.
**[18:38] Kantoku**
Don't worry, though, I really
didn't see your private parts.
**[18:41] Hiotan**
That's not the point.
**[18:43] Hiotan**
*This is bad. He's completely messing with me.*
**[18:46] Hiotan**
*I need to take back control.*
**[18:48] Hiotan**
*But how?*
**[18:50] Hiotan**
*I need to change the subject.*
**[18:53] Hiotan**
*What else should I talk about?*
**[18:55] Hiotan**
*Or should I just ask him straight up*
**[18:58] ---**
*if he likes me or not?*
**[19:04] Hiotan**
K-Kantoku, um...
**[19:08] Hiotan**
*What if he says "yes"?*
**[19:11] Hiotan**
*But I can't go on like this.*
**[19:14] Hiotan**
K-Kantoku! Um, do you... do you... do you...
**[19:22] ---**
do you like my boobs?
**[19:30] Hiotan**
*I totally messed that up.*
**[19:35] Kantoku**
Hio-tan, I...
**[19:39] Kantoku**
I like boobs.
**[19:45] Kantoku**
Of course, I love your boobs, too.
**[19:49] Kantoku**
I like how you can tell how big
they are even under your apron.
**[19:52] Kantoku**
And the dip that the handbag handle
makes —the boob slash— is exquisite.
**[19:56] Kantoku**
And boobs in a bikini are orgasmic.
**[19:59] Hiotan**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[20:01] Kantoku**
Well, you're the one who asked.
**[20:07] Hiotan**
Whose boobs do you like
more: Tsumorin's or mine?
**[20:16] Hiotan**
*What am I doing asking that?*
**[20:19] Kantoku**
Hio-tan:
**[20:21] Kantoku**
Huge boobs, little boobs,
giant boobs, no boobs,
**[20:25] Kantoku**
there are all kinds of breasts,
**[20:27] ---**
but they're just labels
that people put on them.
**[20:31] Kantoku**
God only made one word: boobs.
**[20:36] Kantoku**
Do you not think it's arrogant of us
to label them in smaller categories?
**[20:42] Kantoku**
And so I declare.
**[20:44] Kantoku**
All sizes, all shapes, all colors:
I appreciate all boobs.
**[20:53] Kantoku**
I love all boobs,
**[20:57] Kantoku**
so I cannot judge them.
**[21:08] Hiotan**
Does that mean you don't care whose they are?
**[21:14] Hiotan**
It means you're happy with anyone's boobs.
**[21:18] Hiotan**
You boob philanthropist!
**[21:20] Hiotan**
You boob pacifist!
**[21:22] Hiotan**
You boob hussy!
**[21:37] Hiotan**
Sensei.
**[21:40] Kantoku**
It's the opposite of usual.
**[21:41] Fu**
Hio-tan's being a baby.
**[21:43] Sensei**
What's wrong, Hio-tan?
Is Kantoku being mean to you?
**[21:48] Hiotan**
No.
**[21:49] Hiotan**
No, but...
**[21:54] Kantoku**
What the hell?
**[21:57] Kantoku**
What brought that up?
***SIGN*** A Full Chest
***SIGN*** Manager
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
**[23:38] Hiotan**
Sensei-chan's going on a date?
**[23:40] Sensei**
A date? Well...
***SIGN*** See you next time!
***SIGN*** What do I do?
**[23:44] Hiotan**
Enjoy.
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kato Kazue
***SIGN*** See you next time!