# 3 - Hio-tan, Go Home / Endless Carnival
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**[00:00] All**
Yes!
**[00:00] All**
Yes!
**[01:36] Hio**
You're so cute, Fuga-chan.
**[01:39] Fu-girl**
You're cute, too, Hio-tan.
**[01:42] Kantoku**
Are you good with that costume, Hio-tan?
**[01:46] Hio**
I like it.
**[01:48] Hio**
Are we having a normal work
day today, wearing this?
**[01:50] Kantoku**
No, you'll be selling something
that's perfect for Christmas.
**[01:54] Hio**
Something perfect for Christmas?
***SIGN*** On Sale Today!
**[02:05] Hio**
It's freezing!
**[02:10] Fu-girl**
Here.
**[02:11] Fu-girl**
Here.
**[02:13] Fu-girl**
Here.
**[02:13] Kantoku**
Hey,
**[02:15] ---**
are you working hard?
**[02:16] Hio**
Director, it's cold as hell.
**[02:20] Kantoku**
You said you liked that one.
***SIGN*** One layer of tights
**[02:23] Hio**
You never told me we would be outside.
***SIGN*** Full armor
**[02:26] Hio**
And you said it's something perfect
for Christmas. It's an eroge!
***SIGN*** On sale December 25th!
The wait is over!
**[02:31] Hio**
What part of this is perfect for Christmas?
**[02:32] Kantoku**
You're very observant.
Close, but not quite.
**[02:35] Kantoku**
This is a console port.
There's no adult stuff.
**[02:38] Hio**
It's still not Christmas-ey at all.
**[02:44] Kantoku**
Hio-tan,
**[02:46] ---**
you seem to study well, but you
don't understand the basics at all.
**[02:52] Hio**
I think I understand these days.
**[02:54] Kantoku**
Then describe this piece.
**[02:57] Hio**
It's a sequel to the super-popular
**[02:59] ---**
bishoujo game that went on sale a year ago.
**[03:01] Kantoku**
Right.
**[03:02] Kantoku**
Then why do you not understand
the significance of "a year ago?"
**[03:08] Hio**
Significance of "a year ago?"
**[03:11] Kantoku**
It means that for the people
who've been waiting for this,
**[03:17] ---**
it's the first time in a year that
they're meeting their lovers.
**[03:21] Hio**
S-Say what?!
**[03:24] Kantoku**
Look at the customers.
**[03:28] Kantoku**
Those people, those eyes...
they're in love.
**[03:33] Kantoku**
The days they spent apart
are long and painful.
**[03:37] Kantoku**
They fought with the fear that
they may never meet again.
**[03:52] Onomi**
Merry Christmas!
**[03:55] Kantoku**
And they spend the Holy Night together.
**[03:59] Kantoku**
Could anything be more romantic?
**[04:01] Hio**
No, there couldn't.
**[04:05] Hio**
I'm sorry.
**[04:07] Hio**
Director, I was overconfident of my knowledge.
**[04:17] Kantoku**
It's all right.
**[04:19] Kantoku**
You'll learn over time.
**[04:22] Hio**
D-Director.
**[04:25] Hio**
Yes. I'll do my best.
**[04:28] Kantoku**
Yeah, do it.
**[04:30] Kantoku**
Man, you're so easy to use.
**[04:33] Hio**
I knew it! You were joking!
**[04:37] Kantoku**
Work hard!
**[04:40] Hio**
It's so cold.
**[04:42] Fu-girl**
Hio-tan, it's almost time
to switch. Don't give up.
**[04:46] Hio**
Fuga-chan.
**[04:49] Hio**
Isn't that backwards?
**[04:58] Hio**
I'm so tired.
**[05:02] Kantoku**
Good work.
**[05:03] Kantoku**
This is on me.
**[05:05] Hio**
Wow, thank you.
**[05:07] Hio**
That was terrible, thanks to you.
**[05:11] Kantoku**
My bad.
**[05:13] Kantoku**
Oh, yeah,
**[05:15] ---**
do you have a boyfriend?
**[05:19] Hio**
I-I d-don't, but—
**[05:23] Kantoku**
Oh, good.
**[05:25] Kantoku**
Let's go out, then.
**[05:31] Kantoku**
Out shopping.
**[05:33] Hio**
You meant "go out shopping"?!
**[05:40] Hio**
Spacious!
**[05:41] Hio**
Huge!
**[05:43] Hio**
Cutting edge!
**[05:45] Hio**
Your room's awesome.
**[05:47] Kantoku**
Relax.
**[05:48] Hio**
And your bed's so fancy!
**[05:50] Kantoku**
I said, "relax."
**[05:54] Kantoku**
Come on, put your stuff down first.
**[05:57] Kantoku**
Don't forget what you came here for.
**[05:59] Hio**
What?
**[06:02] Hio**
What was it, again?
**[06:03] Kantoku**
I'll kick you out.
**[06:10] Kantoku**
Hio-tan, can you get the tape?
**[06:12] Hio**
Okay.
**[06:15] Hio**
Do you have a Christmas party every year?
**[06:18] Kantoku**
Yeah, at my place.
**[06:20] Kantoku**
All of us lonely people with nothing
to do on Christmas get together.
**[06:23] Hio**
H-How rude.
**[06:25] Kantoku**
Oh? Did you have plans?
**[06:27] Hio**
No, I didn't.
**[06:30] Kantoku**
All right, now it's just the windows.
**[06:32] Hio**
You do the windows, too?
**[06:34] Hio**
You go all out.
**[06:36] Kantoku**
There was someone until last year
that liked doing these things.
**[06:39] Hio**
Oh, yeah?
**[06:41] Hio**
Should I help with something, then?
**[06:43] Kantoku**
Can you cut those out?
**[06:45] Hio**
Okay.
**[06:50] Kantoku**
Be careful.
**[06:51] Hio**
I'll be fi—
**[06:53] ---**
Ow!
**[06:54] Kantoku**
Already?!
**[06:56] Hio**
Ow, I cut pretty deep.
**[06:59] Kantoku**
Don't just stare at it. Here.
**[07:13] Kantoku**
And then...
**[07:15] Kantoku**
Band-aids that heal you three times faster.
**[07:18] Hio**
Three times?
**[07:18] Kantoku**
Yeah, three times normal.
**[07:23] Kantoku**
There you go.
**[07:24] Hio**
Thank you.
**[07:31] Hio**
You have a good side, too, Director.
**[07:37] Kantoku**
How rude! I'm all good.
**[07:40] Hio**
You're always mean to me.
**[07:43] Kantoku**
Just relax.
**[07:45] Kantoku**
I'll do the rest.
**[07:46] Hio**
Okay.
**[08:04] Kantoku**
All right, I think that does it.
**[08:07] Hio**
Director, Director!
**[08:10] Hio**
Ta-da!
**[08:13] Kantoku**
What's this?
**[08:15] Hio**
I found some paper, so I made it.
**[08:17] Kantoku**
Okay, let's use it.
**[08:18] Hio**
And tissue flowers.
**[08:22] Kantoku**
Oh, yeah. We used to make those for the
sports festival in elementary school.
**[08:27] Hio**
I know, right?
**[08:28] Kantoku**
Okay.
**[08:32] Kantoku**
Somewhere around here.
**[08:36] Kantoku**
Don't you think it looks
like a school party here?
**[08:39] Hio**
It's cute, though.
**[08:42] Hio**
Be careful.
**[08:44] Kantoku**
Just kidding.
**[08:45] Hio**
Jeez.
**[08:50] Kantoku**
Merry...
**[08:52] Hio**
Merry...
**[08:55] All**
Christmas!
**[09:01] Umio**
You really decorated the place.
**[09:03] Hio**
It was a lot of work.
**[09:05] Hio**
All right, everyone,
**[09:07] All**
Woo hoo!
**[09:08] ---**
Indeed!
**[09:11] Sensei**
What? What's that?
**[09:13] Hio**
You're dressing up, too, today, Sensei-chan.
**[09:16] Sensei**
But—
**[09:18] Kameko**
Cosplay is mandatory at
Director's Christmas parties.
**[09:21] Fu-girl**
Roar!
**[09:23] Sensei**
No way!
**[09:23] Hio**
Yes way!
**[09:25] Sensei**
You can see my legs!
**[09:26] Sensei**
I don't shave during winter!
**[09:26] Kameko**
You'll be wearing tights, don't worry.
**[09:28] Sensei**
Help me!
**[09:29] Fu-girl**
I'm not siding with anyone.
**[09:35] Sensei**
I-Isn't it a bit short?
**[09:37] Hio**
No, you look good.
**[09:40] Kameko**
This is rare!
**[09:41] Sensei**
No pictures!
**[09:42] Kameko**
What am I supposed to take
pictures of, if not of you, Sensei?
**[09:45] Sensei**
I don't look good in stuff like this.
**[09:48] Hio**
What? You're cute.
**[09:50] Hio**
Right, Umi-chan?
**[09:56] Umio**
Yes, I-I think so.
**[10:02] Sensei**
Why thank you.
**[10:04] Umio**
Not at all.
**[10:05] Kantoku**
Yeah, yeah, Sensei's cute!
**[10:07] Kameko**
You're cute, Sensei!
**[10:09] Fu-girl**
Sensei's cute.
**[10:10] Kantoku**
Sensei's cute!
**[10:12] Kameko**
Totally!
**[10:13] Hio**
Sensei-chan's cute!
**[10:15] Fu-girl**
Sensei is cute.
**[10:17] Umio**
Sensei!
**[10:18] Kantoku**
Sensei's over capacity.
**[10:21] Kameko**
Let's take a commemorative photo.
**[10:24] All**
Okay.
**[10:25] Hio**
Make us look cute.
**[10:26] Kameko**
Leave it to me.
**[10:28] Kameko**
Ready, and cheese!
**[10:30] Kantoku**
Wait, you get in, too.
**[10:31] Kameko**
What? No, I'm more the
person taking pictures.
**[10:35] Kantoku**
Just get in.
**[10:37] Kameko**
No!
**[10:40] Kantoku**
Right there.
**[10:42] Kameko**
R-Right in the middle?!
**[10:43] ---**
No!
**[10:44] Kameko**
I'll get my soul sucked out!
**[10:46] Kantoku**
Your hat might get in the
way, let's take it off.
**[10:50] Kameko**
No way in hell!
**[10:52] Kantoku**
Come on, come on!
**[10:55] Hio**
Kame-chan, smile!
**[11:00] Hio**
Let's eat.
**[11:02] All**
Okay.
**[11:05] Umio**
It's pretty fancy.
**[11:07] Sensei**
I haven't had pizza in a long time.
**[11:13] ---**
So good!
**[11:14] Kantoku**
Have some of that.
**[11:16] Umio**
Thank you.
**[11:16] Hio**
Me, too.
**[11:19] Kantoku**
I can't believe all of us are single.
**[11:23] Kantoku**
We're a sad bunch.
**[11:28] Umio**
No,
**[11:29] ---**
I have a girlfriend.
**[11:44] Umio**
Shall I fire it up?
**[11:47] Kantoku**
Ah, fine.
**[11:50] Kantoku**
It's the standard childhood friend route,
**[11:54] ---**
but the sophisticated character
expositions inside Kitsch-san
**[11:56] ---**
make the Onomi-chan route really shine.
**[11:59] Kantoku**
The script writer for the
scenario, Tsumorin—
**[12:01] ---**
Oops, I called her by her nickname.
**[12:03] Kantoku**
The fans all know that before *The
Extra-Terrestrial Magic Girl XX*
**[12:06] ---**
writer Tsumorin, also
known as Haruka Tsumori,
**[12:09] ---**
became a light novel author,
was the author of *TREE*.
**[12:13] Kantoku**
The Onomi-chan route totally
brings out her distinct style.
**[12:17] Kantoku**
Especially the Ouija board scene
in the third sleepover event.
**[12:21] ---**
It even had its own art!
It was a godly scene!
**[12:24] Kantoku**
It's, like, the culmination of the talents
of the writer and the actors and the artist.
**[12:28] Kantoku**
It's just godly!
**[12:30] Kantoku**
God!
**[12:31] Kantoku**
Like, heaven!
**[12:32] Kantoku**
Are you all listening?
**[12:38] Umio**
Thanks for having us, Director.
***SIGN*** Hio-tan, Go Home
**[12:40] Umio**
Thank you, thanks for having us.
**[12:42] Kantoku**
I have the day off. See you tomorrow.
**[12:45] All**
Okay.
**[12:48] Kantoku**
All right, let's clean up.
***SIGN*** The Derpy Guy and the Quiet Girl
**[12:59] Hio**
Oh, don't mind me.
**[13:02] Kantoku**
Sure.
**[13:19] ---**
Ni—
**[13:24] Hio**
Why are you naked?!
**[13:26] Kantoku**
Well, I just got out of the bath.
**[13:28] Hio**
Do you mind?
**[13:30] Kantoku**
You're the one that said, "don't mind me."
***SIGN*** Iris Zero
**[13:46] Kantoku**
*Maybe I should eat soon.*
**[13:48] Hio**
Oh, I want meat.
**[13:51] Kantoku**
I never asked you.
**[13:52] Kantoku**
How did you even know?
**[13:53] Hio**
You're easy to read.
**[13:56] Kantoku**
Fine, fine.
**[14:03] Hio**
Not too spicy, please.
**[14:12] Hio**
It's so good!
**[14:14] Hio**
I didn't know you could cook. Wow!
**[14:17] Kantoku**
You're kind of rude.
**[14:23] Hio**
I died at the same spot again.
**[14:26] Kantoku**
When are you going home?
**[14:28] Hio**
A-After I beat this part.
**[14:30] Kantoku**
Give it, I'll do it.
**[14:35] Hio**
See, you can't do it, either.
**[14:39] Hio**
No, don't hit me!
**[14:45] Hio**
Yay, I finally finished it.
**[14:48] Hio**
That took up a whole day.
**[14:50] Kantoku**
I'm getting hungry, but there's
nothing to eat at home.
**[14:55] Kantoku**
Want to go eat dinner together, Hio-tan?
**[15:00] Hio**
Okay.
**[15:03] Hio**
Thank you, Director.
**[15:05] Kantoku**
Hm?
**[15:06] Hio**
I didn't want to be alone at home on a break.
**[15:09] Hio**
I had fun today.
**[15:11] Hio**
Could I come again?
**[15:14] Kantoku**
Sure, you can.
**[15:18] Kantoku**
If you go home right away.
**[15:20] Hio**
Am I that much of a nuisance?! Jeez!
**[15:27] Kantoku**
Aren't you leaving?
**[15:28] Hio**
I came again.
**[15:31] Kantoku**
I see.
***SIGN*** Umanohone Denki-gai Store
**[15:48] Kantoku**
Happy New...
**[15:51] ---**
...Yea—
**[15:57] Kantoku**
Put that away.
**[15:59] Kantoku**
Here comes wave one!
**[16:00] Kantoku**
Man your stations!
**[16:01] All**
Yes!
**[16:04] Fu-girl**
Me, too...
**[16:10] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun!
**[16:17] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun!
**[16:19] Fu-girl**
Hang in there, Sommelier-kun!
**[16:28] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun!
**[16:32] Hio**
This is Comikat day four.
***SIGN*** Endless Carnival
**[16:36] Kameko**
Thank you.
**[16:38] Kameko**
Welcome.
**[16:39] Sensei**
Register three is open.
**[16:41] Sensei**
Please come here.
**[16:43] Kantoku**
Excuse me, cart coming through.
Please make way!
**[16:46] Umio**
We're taking customers
today one group at a time.
**[16:48] Umio**
This group will be ending in ten minutes.
**[16:51] Umio**
*I want to go home.*
**[16:53] Kantoku**
Umio, set these up.
**[16:55] A**
It's the new volume of *Ramen-ya*!
**[16:57] B**
The new volume of *Monmon Erohon*.
**[17:01] Umio**
Customers, please wait!
**[17:05] Kantoku**
Umio!
**[17:06] Kameko**
Welcome.
***SIGN*** My Sister and Girlfriend are Too Lovey-Dovey
**[17:25] Hio**
Director.
**[17:26] Kantoku**
I'll hold them off here.
**[17:28] Kantoku**
You go help outside.
**[17:47] Hio**
Please come in!
**[17:54] Umio**
I want to go home.
**[17:59] Sensei**
My arms, my back...
**[18:02] Fu-girl**
My voice is gone.
**[18:03] Hio**
I can't stand.
**[18:05] Kameko**
I know.
**[18:09] Kantoku**
Sorry, everyone.
**[18:12] Hio**
Why are you apologizing, Director?
**[18:15] Kantoku**
I know it's voluntary, but you
always stay late every time.
**[18:21] Kantoku**
I really feel bad.
**[18:23] Fu-girl**
Director.
**[18:27] Hio**
I don't mind.
**[18:30] Hio**
I like manga. I like working with everyone.
**[18:35] Kantoku**
Hio-tan.
**[18:38] Fu-girl**
I-I like being with all of you, too.
**[18:47] Fu-girl**
I like working with you.
**[18:51] ---**
Fu Girl...
**[18:52] Kameko**
They're right.
**[18:55] Umio**
We all like this job.
**[18:57] Sensei**
Even though it's tough sometimes.
**[19:01] Kantoku**
You guys...
**[19:03] Kantoku**
Okay, you have overtime tomorrow, too!
**[19:06] All**
You ruined it!
**[19:10] Umio**
I want to go home.
**[19:23] Umio**
* You kind of become quiet on your*
* way home from work, don't you?*
**[19:27] Umio**
* It's not like there's nothing to talk*
* about, but it's kind of awkward.*
**[19:30] Umio**
* Besides, you don't really know*
* if you should sit next to*
**[19:33] ---**
*the person when the train's empty.*
**[19:36] Sensei**
H-Hey, Umi-kun,
**[19:38] ---**
Uh... yes!
**[19:40] Sensei**
So, uh,
**[19:43] ---**
there's a quiet shrine by my place.
**[19:48] Sensei**
Do you want to come to the
New Year's ritual there?
**[19:53] Sensei**
I-It kind of bothers you unless
you go on the First, doesn't it?
**[19:56] Umio**
Yeah, it bothers you, right?
**[20:14] Sensei**
Sorry, it's actually pretty crowded.
**[20:17] Umio**
It's nothing compared to Umanohone today.
**[20:20] Sensei**
That's true.
**[20:21] Sensei**
Oh, yeah.
**[20:23] ---**
I want to show you my special place.
**[20:27] Umio**
Your special place?
**[20:43] Umio**
It's so pretty.
**[20:45] Sensei**
It's nice, right? This empty lot.
**[20:47] Sensei**
There aren't any people here.
**[20:48] Umio**
Do you come here often?
**[20:51] Sensei**
Yeah, when I'm out of ideas and stuff.
**[20:57] Umio**
By the way, what did you wish for?
**[21:01] Sensei**
Well,
**[21:05] ---**
isn't it obvious?
**[21:08] Sensei**
I wished I could make my debut
as a manga artist this year.
**[21:13] Umio**
Yeah.
**[21:21] Umio**
You can do it.
**[21:23] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[21:27] Sensei**
*I'm such a cheater.*
**[21:32] Sensei**
*I can't tell him I made two wishes.*
**[21:38] Sensei**
What did you wish for, Umi-kun?
**[21:43] Umio**
It's a secret.
**[21:44] Sensei**
What? You cheater!
**[21:48] Sensei**
Tell me!
**[21:50] Umio**
No, it's embarrassing!
**[21:50] Umio**
Come on! Tell me!
***SIGN*** Next morning
**[23:27] Kantoku**
You like work, right? You'll be fine.
**[23:31] ---**
N-No!
***SIGN*** Manager
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching!
**[23:38] Kantoku**
Next week is Valentine's Day.
**[23:39] Kantoku**
We get to admire Hio-tan
covered in chocolate.
***SIGN*** Please watch again next time!
**[23:43] Hio**
No, we don't!
**[23:44] ---**
We don't?
**[23:44] ---**
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