3 - Hio-tan, Go Home / Endless Carnival
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[00:00] All
Yes!
[00:00] All
Yes!
[01:36] Hio
You're so cute, Fuga-chan.
[01:39] Fu-girl
You're cute, too, Hio-tan.
[01:42] Kantoku
Are you good with that costume, Hio-tan?
[01:46] Hio
I like it.
[01:48] Hio
Are we having a normal work
day today, wearing this?
[01:50] Kantoku
No, you'll be selling something
that's perfect for Christmas.
[01:54] Hio
Something perfect for Christmas?
SIGN On Sale Today!
[02:05] Hio
It's freezing!
[02:10] Fu-girl
Here.
[02:11] Fu-girl
Here.
[02:13] Fu-girl
Here.
[02:13] Kantoku
Hey,
[02:15] ---
are you working hard?
[02:16] Hio
Director, it's cold as hell.
[02:20] Kantoku
You said you liked that one.
SIGN One layer of tights
[02:23] Hio
You never told me we would be outside.
SIGN Full armor
[02:26] Hio
And you said it's something perfect
for Christmas. It's an eroge!
SIGN On sale December 25th!
The wait is over!
[02:31] Hio
What part of this is perfect for Christmas?
[02:32] Kantoku
You're very observant.
Close, but not quite.
[02:35] Kantoku
This is a console port.
There's no adult stuff.
[02:38] Hio
It's still not Christmas-ey at all.
[02:44] Kantoku
Hio-tan,
[02:46] ---
you seem to study well, but you
don't understand the basics at all.
[02:52] Hio
I think I understand these days.
[02:54] Kantoku
Then describe this piece.
[02:57] Hio
It's a sequel to the super-popular
[02:59] ---
bishoujo game that went on sale a year ago.
[03:01] Kantoku
Right.
[03:02] Kantoku
Then why do you not understand
the significance of "a year ago?"
[03:08] Hio
Significance of "a year ago?"
[03:11] Kantoku
It means that for the people
who've been waiting for this,
[03:17] ---
it's the first time in a year that
they're meeting their lovers.
[03:21] Hio
S-Say what?!
[03:24] Kantoku
Look at the customers.
[03:28] Kantoku
Those people, those eyes...
they're in love.
[03:33] Kantoku
The days they spent apart
are long and painful.
[03:37] Kantoku
They fought with the fear that
they may never meet again.
[03:52] Onomi
Merry Christmas!
[03:55] Kantoku
And they spend the Holy Night together.
[03:59] Kantoku
Could anything be more romantic?
[04:01] Hio
No, there couldn't.
[04:05] Hio
I'm sorry.
[04:07] Hio
Director, I was overconfident of my knowledge.
[04:17] Kantoku
It's all right.
[04:19] Kantoku
You'll learn over time.
[04:22] Hio
D-Director.
[04:25] Hio
Yes. I'll do my best.
[04:28] Kantoku
Yeah, do it.
[04:30] Kantoku
Man, you're so easy to use.
[04:33] Hio
I knew it! You were joking!
[04:37] Kantoku
Work hard!
[04:40] Hio
It's so cold.
[04:42] Fu-girl
Hio-tan, it's almost time
to switch. Don't give up.
[04:46] Hio
Fuga-chan.
[04:49] Hio
Isn't that backwards?
[04:58] Hio
I'm so tired.
[05:02] Kantoku
Good work.
[05:03] Kantoku
This is on me.
[05:05] Hio
Wow, thank you.
[05:07] Hio
That was terrible, thanks to you.
[05:11] Kantoku
My bad.
[05:13] Kantoku
Oh, yeah,
[05:15] ---
do you have a boyfriend?
[05:19] Hio
I-I d-don't, but—
[05:23] Kantoku
Oh, good.
[05:25] Kantoku
Let's go out, then.
[05:31] Kantoku
Out shopping.
[05:33] Hio
You meant "go out shopping"?!
[05:40] Hio
Spacious!
[05:41] Hio
Huge!
[05:43] Hio
Cutting edge!
[05:45] Hio
Your room's awesome.
[05:47] Kantoku
Relax.
[05:48] Hio
And your bed's so fancy!
[05:50] Kantoku
I said, "relax."
[05:54] Kantoku
Come on, put your stuff down first.
[05:57] Kantoku
Don't forget what you came here for.
[05:59] Hio
What?
[06:02] Hio
What was it, again?
[06:03] Kantoku
I'll kick you out.
[06:10] Kantoku
Hio-tan, can you get the tape?
[06:12] Hio
Okay.
[06:15] Hio
Do you have a Christmas party every year?
[06:18] Kantoku
Yeah, at my place.
[06:20] Kantoku
All of us lonely people with nothing
to do on Christmas get together.
[06:23] Hio
H-How rude.
[06:25] Kantoku
Oh? Did you have plans?
[06:27] Hio
No, I didn't.
[06:30] Kantoku
All right, now it's just the windows.
[06:32] Hio
You do the windows, too?
[06:34] Hio
You go all out.
[06:36] Kantoku
There was someone until last year
that liked doing these things.
[06:39] Hio
Oh, yeah?
[06:41] Hio
Should I help with something, then?
[06:43] Kantoku
Can you cut those out?
[06:45] Hio
Okay.
[06:50] Kantoku
Be careful.
[06:51] Hio
I'll be fi—
[06:53] ---
Ow!
[06:54] Kantoku
Already?!
[06:56] Hio
Ow, I cut pretty deep.
[06:59] Kantoku
Don't just stare at it. Here.
[07:13] Kantoku
And then...
[07:15] Kantoku
Band-aids that heal you three times faster.
[07:18] Hio
Three times?
[07:18] Kantoku
Yeah, three times normal.
[07:23] Kantoku
There you go.
[07:24] Hio
Thank you.
[07:31] Hio
You have a good side, too, Director.
[07:37] Kantoku
How rude! I'm all good.
[07:40] Hio
You're always mean to me.
[07:43] Kantoku
Just relax.
[07:45] Kantoku
I'll do the rest.
[07:46] Hio
Okay.
[08:04] Kantoku
All right, I think that does it.
[08:07] Hio
Director, Director!
[08:10] Hio
Ta-da!
[08:13] Kantoku
What's this?
[08:15] Hio
I found some paper, so I made it.
[08:17] Kantoku
Okay, let's use it.
[08:18] Hio
And tissue flowers.
[08:22] Kantoku
Oh, yeah. We used to make those for the
sports festival in elementary school.
[08:27] Hio
I know, right?
[08:28] Kantoku
Okay.
[08:32] Kantoku
Somewhere around here.
[08:36] Kantoku
Don't you think it looks
like a school party here?
[08:39] Hio
It's cute, though.
[08:42] Hio
Be careful.
[08:44] Kantoku
Just kidding.
[08:45] Hio
Jeez.
[08:50] Kantoku
Merry...
[08:52] Hio
Merry...
[08:55] All
Christmas!
[09:01] Umio
You really decorated the place.
[09:03] Hio
It was a lot of work.
[09:05] Hio
All right, everyone,
[09:07] All
Woo hoo!
[09:08] ---
Indeed!
[09:11] Sensei
What? What's that?
[09:13] Hio
You're dressing up, too, today, Sensei-chan.
[09:16] Sensei
But—
[09:18] Kameko
Cosplay is mandatory at
Director's Christmas parties.
[09:21] Fu-girl
Roar!
[09:23] Sensei
No way!
[09:23] Hio
Yes way!
[09:25] Sensei
You can see my legs!
[09:26] Sensei
I don't shave during winter!
[09:26] Kameko
You'll be wearing tights, don't worry.
[09:28] Sensei
Help me!
[09:29] Fu-girl
I'm not siding with anyone.
[09:35] Sensei
I-Isn't it a bit short?
[09:37] Hio
No, you look good.
[09:40] Kameko
This is rare!
[09:41] Sensei
No pictures!
[09:42] Kameko
What am I supposed to take
pictures of, if not of you, Sensei?
[09:45] Sensei
I don't look good in stuff like this.
[09:48] Hio
What? You're cute.
[09:50] Hio
Right, Umi-chan?
[09:56] Umio
Yes, I-I think so.
[10:02] Sensei
Why thank you.
[10:04] Umio
Not at all.
[10:05] Kantoku
Yeah, yeah, Sensei's cute!
[10:07] Kameko
You're cute, Sensei!
[10:09] Fu-girl
Sensei's cute.
[10:10] Kantoku
Sensei's cute!
[10:12] Kameko
Totally!
[10:13] Hio
Sensei-chan's cute!
[10:15] Fu-girl
Sensei is cute.
[10:17] Umio
Sensei!
[10:18] Kantoku
Sensei's over capacity.
[10:21] Kameko
Let's take a commemorative photo.
[10:24] All
Okay.
[10:25] Hio
Make us look cute.
[10:26] Kameko
Leave it to me.
[10:28] Kameko
Ready, and cheese!
[10:30] Kantoku
Wait, you get in, too.
[10:31] Kameko
What? No, I'm more the
person taking pictures.
[10:35] Kantoku
Just get in.
[10:37] Kameko
No!
[10:40] Kantoku
Right there.
[10:42] Kameko
R-Right in the middle?!
[10:43] ---
No!
[10:44] Kameko
I'll get my soul sucked out!
[10:46] Kantoku
Your hat might get in the
way, let's take it off.
[10:50] Kameko
No way in hell!
[10:52] Kantoku
Come on, come on!
[10:55] Hio
Kame-chan, smile!
[11:00] Hio
Let's eat.
[11:02] All
Okay.
[11:05] Umio
It's pretty fancy.
[11:07] Sensei
I haven't had pizza in a long time.
[11:13] ---
So good!
[11:14] Kantoku
Have some of that.
[11:16] Umio
Thank you.
[11:16] Hio
Me, too.
[11:19] Kantoku
I can't believe all of us are single.
[11:23] Kantoku
We're a sad bunch.
[11:28] Umio
No,
[11:29] ---
I have a girlfriend.
[11:44] Umio
Shall I fire it up?
[11:47] Kantoku
Ah, fine.
[11:50] Kantoku
It's the standard childhood friend route,
[11:54] ---
but the sophisticated character
expositions inside Kitsch-san
[11:56] ---
make the Onomi-chan route really shine.
[11:59] Kantoku
The script writer for the
scenario, Tsumorin—
[12:01] ---
Oops, I called her by her nickname.
[12:03] Kantoku
The fans all know that before The
Extra-Terrestrial Magic Girl XX
[12:06] ---
writer Tsumorin, also
known as Haruka Tsumori,
[12:09] ---
became a light novel author,
was the author of TREE.
[12:13] Kantoku
The Onomi-chan route totally
brings out her distinct style.
[12:17] Kantoku
Especially the Ouija board scene
in the third sleepover event.
[12:21] ---
It even had its own art!
It was a godly scene!
[12:24] Kantoku
It's, like, the culmination of the talents
of the writer and the actors and the artist.
[12:28] Kantoku
It's just godly!
[12:30] Kantoku
God!
[12:31] Kantoku
Like, heaven!
[12:32] Kantoku
Are you all listening?
[12:38] Umio
Thanks for having us, Director.
SIGN Hio-tan, Go Home
[12:40] Umio
Thank you, thanks for having us.
[12:42] Kantoku
I have the day off. See you tomorrow.
[12:45] All
Okay.
[12:48] Kantoku
All right, let's clean up.
SIGN The Derpy Guy and the Quiet Girl
[12:59] Hio
Oh, don't mind me.
[13:02] Kantoku
Sure.
[13:19] ---
Ni—
[13:24] Hio
Why are you naked?!
[13:26] Kantoku
Well, I just got out of the bath.
[13:28] Hio
Do you mind?
[13:30] Kantoku
You're the one that said, "don't mind me."
SIGN Iris Zero
[13:46] Kantoku
Maybe I should eat soon.
[13:48] Hio
Oh, I want meat.
[13:51] Kantoku
I never asked you.
[13:52] Kantoku
How did you even know?
[13:53] Hio
You're easy to read.
[13:56] Kantoku
Fine, fine.
[14:03] Hio
Not too spicy, please.
[14:12] Hio
It's so good!
[14:14] Hio
I didn't know you could cook. Wow!
[14:17] Kantoku
You're kind of rude.
[14:23] Hio
I died at the same spot again.
[14:26] Kantoku
When are you going home?
[14:28] Hio
A-After I beat this part.
[14:30] Kantoku
Give it, I'll do it.
[14:35] Hio
See, you can't do it, either.
[14:39] Hio
No, don't hit me!
[14:45] Hio
Yay, I finally finished it.
[14:48] Hio
That took up a whole day.
[14:50] Kantoku
I'm getting hungry, but there's
nothing to eat at home.
[14:55] Kantoku
Want to go eat dinner together, Hio-tan?
[15:00] Hio
Okay.
[15:03] Hio
Thank you, Director.
[15:05] Kantoku
Hm?
[15:06] Hio
I didn't want to be alone at home on a break.
[15:09] Hio
I had fun today.
[15:11] Hio
Could I come again?
[15:14] Kantoku
Sure, you can.
[15:18] Kantoku
If you go home right away.
[15:20] Hio
Am I that much of a nuisance?! Jeez!
[15:27] Kantoku
Aren't you leaving?
[15:28] Hio
I came again.
[15:31] Kantoku
I see.
SIGN Umanohone Denki-gai Store
[15:48] Kantoku
Happy New...
[15:51] ---
...Yea—
[15:57] Kantoku
Put that away.
[15:59] Kantoku
Here comes wave one!
[16:00] Kantoku
Man your stations!
[16:01] All
Yes!
[16:04] Fu-girl
Me, too...
[16:10] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun!
[16:17] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun!
[16:19] Fu-girl
Hang in there, Sommelier-kun!
[16:28] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun!
[16:32] Hio
This is Comikat day four.
SIGN Endless Carnival
[16:36] Kameko
Thank you.
[16:38] Kameko
Welcome.
[16:39] Sensei
Register three is open.
[16:41] Sensei
Please come here.
[16:43] Kantoku
Excuse me, cart coming through.
Please make way!
[16:46] Umio
We're taking customers
today one group at a time.
[16:48] Umio
This group will be ending in ten minutes.
[16:51] Umio
I want to go home.
[16:53] Kantoku
Umio, set these up.
[16:55] A
It's the new volume of Ramen-ya!
[16:57] B
The new volume of Monmon Erohon.
[17:01] Umio
Customers, please wait!
[17:05] Kantoku
Umio!
[17:06] Kameko
Welcome.
SIGN My Sister and Girlfriend are Too Lovey-Dovey
[17:25] Hio
Director.
[17:26] Kantoku
I'll hold them off here.
[17:28] Kantoku
You go help outside.
[17:47] Hio
Please come in!
[17:54] Umio
I want to go home.
[17:59] Sensei
My arms, my back...
[18:02] Fu-girl
My voice is gone.
[18:03] Hio
I can't stand.
[18:05] Kameko
I know.
[18:09] Kantoku
Sorry, everyone.
[18:12] Hio
Why are you apologizing, Director?
[18:15] Kantoku
I know it's voluntary, but you
always stay late every time.
[18:21] Kantoku
I really feel bad.
[18:23] Fu-girl
Director.
[18:27] Hio
I don't mind.
[18:30] Hio
I like manga. I like working with everyone.
[18:35] Kantoku
Hio-tan.
[18:38] Fu-girl
I-I like being with all of you, too.
[18:47] Fu-girl
I like working with you.
[18:51] ---
Fu Girl...
[18:52] Kameko
They're right.
[18:55] Umio
We all like this job.
[18:57] Sensei
Even though it's tough sometimes.
[19:01] Kantoku
You guys...
[19:03] Kantoku
Okay, you have overtime tomorrow, too!
[19:06] All
You ruined it!
[19:10] Umio
I want to go home.
[19:23] Umio
You kind of become quiet on your
way home from work, don't you?
[19:27] Umio
It's not like there's nothing to talk
about, but it's kind of awkward.
[19:30] Umio
Besides, you don't really know
if you should sit next to
[19:33] ---
the person when the train's empty.
[19:36] Sensei
H-Hey, Umi-kun,
[19:38] ---
Uh... yes!
[19:40] Sensei
So, uh,
[19:43] ---
there's a quiet shrine by my place.
[19:48] Sensei
Do you want to come to the
New Year's ritual there?
[19:53] Sensei
I-It kind of bothers you unless
you go on the First, doesn't it?
[19:56] Umio
Yeah, it bothers you, right?
[20:14] Sensei
Sorry, it's actually pretty crowded.
[20:17] Umio
It's nothing compared to Umanohone today.
[20:20] Sensei
That's true.
[20:21] Sensei
Oh, yeah.
[20:23] ---
I want to show you my special place.
[20:27] Umio
Your special place?
[20:43] Umio
It's so pretty.
[20:45] Sensei
It's nice, right? This empty lot.
[20:47] Sensei
There aren't any people here.
[20:48] Umio
Do you come here often?
[20:51] Sensei
Yeah, when I'm out of ideas and stuff.
[20:57] Umio
By the way, what did you wish for?
[21:01] Sensei
Well,
[21:05] ---
isn't it obvious?
[21:08] Sensei
I wished I could make my debut
as a manga artist this year.
[21:13] Umio
Yeah.
[21:21] Umio
You can do it.
[21:23] Sensei
Thanks.
[21:27] Sensei
I'm such a cheater.
[21:32] Sensei
I can't tell him I made two wishes.
[21:38] Sensei
What did you wish for, Umi-kun?
[21:43] Umio
It's a secret.
[21:44] Sensei
What? You cheater!
[21:48] Sensei
Tell me!
[21:50] Umio
No, it's embarrassing!
[21:50] Umio
Come on! Tell me!
SIGN Next morning
[23:27] Kantoku
You like work, right? You'll be fine.
[23:31] ---
N-No!
SIGN Manager
SIGN Thank you for watching!
[23:38] Kantoku
Next week is Valentine's Day.
[23:39] Kantoku
We get to admire Hio-tan
covered in chocolate.
SIGN Please watch again next time!
[23:43] Hio
No, we don't!
[23:44] ---
We don't?
[23:44] ---
SIGN Uma-kun's Recommendation!
SIGN Appearing next week?! Watch again!
SIGN Illustration: kona
SIGN Eat My Chocolate Banana
SIGN All the fujoshi across the country are in a panic! A love story between a sweets-loving high school guy (straight), who falls for a gay chocolate pâtissier (totally S)! Does he want to eat chocolate or his xxxx?! Panic! Panic!