# Season 1
# 1 - Love & Eros For All / The Nightmare Before Carnaval
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:02] Horse**
Let's go!
**[00:03] CM**
*This is Denki-gai, the city of dreams!*
**[00:07] CM**
*If you want to buy comics, visit Umanohone!*
***SIGN*** Comic Umanohone Denki-gai Store
**[00:10] CM**
*We've got games,*
**[00:11] CM**
*anime,*
**[00:12] CM**
*and doujinshi...*
**[00:13] CM**
*All of your favorites packed inside!*
***SIGN*** Comic Umanohone Denki-gai Store A three-minute walk from Denki-gai Station! Super close!!!!
**[00:17] CM**
* Comic Umanohone in Denki-gai,*
* open year-round!*
**[00:21] ---**
*We're waiting for you!*
**[00:27] Hiotan**
Welco—
***SIGN*** Hiotan
**[00:34] Fugirl**
W-Welcome.
***SIGN*** Fu Girl
***SIGN*** Sensei
**[00:39] Sensei**
Wel-Welcome!
**[00:41] Kameko**
Welcome!
**[00:43] Kameko**
This item comes with a bonus
gift exclusive to this store!
***SIGN*** Kameko
***SIGN*** Sommelier Umio
**[00:46] Umio**
Welcome.
***SIGN*** Director
**[00:54] Director**
Let's do this.
***SIGN*** Manager
***SIGN*** Love & Eros For All
***SIGN*** Recommended Doujinshi
***SIGN*** Anman Paradise
AnPara anime
season 2 airing now!
**[02:49] Umio**
Shrink-wrapping this new
volume is taking forever.
**[02:51] Hiotan**
It takes longer when it includes bonuses.
**[02:53] Sensei**
Put book in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
**[02:56] Sensei**
Put book in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
**[02:58] Sensei**
...in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
**[03:02] Sensei**
Shrink-wrap... Shrink... Sh—
**[03:09] Umio**
Sensei-san!
**[03:09] Hiotan**
Sensei-chan!
**[03:11] Sensei**
Oh, sorry... I haven't
slept in several days...
**[03:15] Umio**
You haven't slept?
**[03:21] Hiotan**
It's jammed...
**[03:22] Umio**
I'll take a look.
**[03:23] Umio**
Let's see...
**[03:25] Umio**
Oh, the film is jammed.
**[03:29] Umio**
I'm not sure I can get it out...
**[03:34] Director**
Hiotan.
**[03:35] Hiotan**
Yes?
**[03:36] Director**
A moment.
**[03:37] Hiotan**
Right!
***SIGN*** Area for Age 18+
***SIGN*** Milky Time
**[04:02] Hiotan**
That kind of behavior in the 18+ area...
**[04:06] Hiotan**
I see. That is suspicious.
**[04:07] Director**
Right?
**[04:08] Hiotan**
You think she...
**[04:10] Hiotan**
*...really likes ero books?!*
**[04:13] Director**
Go talk to her.
**[04:14] Hiotan**
Okay!
**[04:18] Hiotan**
Excuse me, ma'am...
**[04:20] Hiotan**
Are you, um...
**[04:23] Hiotan**
an ero book lover?!
**[04:28] Director**
I'm very sorry. Is there
anything we can help you with?
**[04:32] Gman**
Pleased to meet you. This is who I am.
**[04:35] Hiotan**
Oh, thank you...
***SIGN*** Tokyo Youth Development Counselor
**[04:37] Hiotan**
"Tokyo Youth Development Counselor"?
**[04:41] Director**
Also known as an Ero Books G-man.
**[04:43] Hiotan**
Huh?! Ero Books G-man? What's that?
**[04:46] Director**
She's a government worker who
visits unannounced to make sure
**[04:50] Director**
adult books are properly
separated from others,
**[04:52] Director**
and that they can't be
read within the store.
**[04:54] Hiotan**
If you knew that, you should've told me!
**[04:57] Gman**
These two.
**[04:58] Gman**
These two magazines have been
designated by law to be adult-only.
**[05:03] Gman**
Please take the appropriate measures.
**[05:05] Director**
If that's the case...
**[05:07] Director**
A seal to prevent reading in-store!
**[05:10] Director**
We just put this here.
**[05:12] Director**
Is this all right?
**[05:14] Gman**
That will be fine.
**[05:15] Director**
Okay, all of you...
**[05:17] Director**
Umio, Hiotan, and Sommelier, place seals
to prevent in-store reading on all these.
**[05:21] Umio**
Wow.
**[05:22] Hiotan**
That's a lot.
**[05:23] Gman**
Thank you for your cooperation.
**[05:33] Kameko**
Sommelier-san, it's just
about time to get ready.
**[05:38] Hiotan**
Oh, right. You have a sommelier party today.
**[05:41] Umio**
What's a sommelier party?
**[05:43] Hiotan**
You haven't seen it yet, Umi-chan?
**[05:45] Hiotan**
Let's go together later.
**[05:47] Hiotan**
It's in the event space on the sixth floor.
**[05:49] Umio**
Okay.
**[05:50] Umio**
But a lot of the people here at
Uma have strange nicknames...
**[05:55] Umio**
Like Sommelier-san, and Director...
**[05:57] Hiotan**
Director? That's...
**[06:01] Hiotan**
N-N-N-N-N—
**[06:03] Hiotan**
Because he likes to make unusual movies...
**[06:06] Umio**
Oh?
**[06:07] Hiotan**
Hey, Umi-chan... What does BL stand for?
**[06:11] Umio**
BL stands for "boys' love."
**[06:16] Director**
Senpai, do you like those
sorts of magazines?
**[06:19] Hiotan**
N-No, that's not...
**[06:21] Director**
Wow, I had no idea you liked BL.
**[06:23] Hiotan**
I-I don't...
**[06:24] Director**
Do you pair up your coworkers
in your mind and stuff, too?
**[06:28] Hiotan**
No, I...
***SIGN*** KamSom
**[06:29] Director**
Like "KamSom"?
***SIGN*** KamSom
**[06:31] Director**
Or would it be "SomKam"?
***SIGN*** SomKam
**[06:32] Hiotan**
Director?!
**[06:34] Director**
Oh, you noticed?
**[06:34] Hiotan**
What are you doing?!
**[06:36] Director**
With a boy and a girl alone in a room,
**[06:38] Director**
putting seals on erotic books...
**[06:41] Director**
There's no way something wouldn't happen.
**[06:42] Umio**
What are you talking about?
**[06:44] Director**
Thanks to that, I have a rich
collection of funny Hiotan videos.
**[06:47] Hiotan**
Don't collect those!
**[06:52] Hiotan**
Hey, Umi-chan...
**[06:54] Umio**
Yes?
**[06:54] Hiotan**
Do you enjoy books like these?
**[06:59] Hiotan**
* Operation: Turn Director's*
* Bullying Back On My Own Kouhai!*
**[07:03] Umio**
Yes, I do.
**[07:04] Hiotan**
Huh?! Oh, y-you do?
**[07:07] Hiotan**
What type do you like?
**[07:09] Umio**
Well...
***SIGN*** Pleasure Paradise
**[07:11] Umio**
I like this sort of thing, I guess.
**[07:13] Hiotan**
Oh! I see!
**[07:24] Umio**
Wh-Why did you ask me that?
**[07:28] Hiotan**
Um...
**[07:29] Hiotan**
J-Just for reference...
**[07:32] Both**
*Reference for what?!*
**[07:35] Umio**
S-Senpai, do you...
**[07:37] Umio**
dislike erotic books?
**[07:39] Hiotan**
Huh? No, not really.
**[07:42] Umio**
Oh? So you like them?
**[07:45] Hiotan**
Y-Yeah! So you and I are
both ero book lovers!
**[07:52] Both**
*What's an ero book lover?!*
**[07:57] Director**
Hey, did something happen? C'mon, tell me!
**[07:59] Umio**
No, nothing!
**[08:02] Director**
That tastes like a lie.
***SIGN*** Comic
Umanohone
**[08:08] Kameko**
The Great Sommelier Party will now begin!
***SIGN*** Great Sommelier Party
**[08:16] Umio**
Th-This is...
**[08:18] Hiotan**
Yeah. This is the Great Sommelier
Party, where Sommelier-san finds the
**[08:22] ---**
manga best suited to everyone.
**[08:23] Umio**
They're so enthusiastic...
**[08:25] Hiotan**
Sommelier-san is really
knowledgeable about manga.
**[08:25] Kameko**
Line up in order, please!
**[08:27] Hiotan**
That's why he's called "Sommelier."
**[08:31] Girl**
Thanks for seeing me.
**[08:38] Kameko**
Right, right. Got it!
**[08:43] Kameko**
Here it is!
***SIGN*** Inazuma! Shorts Soccer
***SIGN*** This is the definitive shorts manga!
**[08:45] Girl**
Shorts?
**[08:47] Girl**
But I'm not into short pants or anyth—
**[08:52] Girl**
I had no idea such a quality existed in me!
***SIGN*** JS!
Battle on the South Seas
***SIGN*** My 70-Year-Old Sister
***SIGN*** I'm a Panda and You're a Deer
**[09:03] Girl**
Thank you so much!
**[09:04] Guy**
I have hope again!
**[09:05] Guy**
I've seen a new world!
**[09:07] Guy**
I'm glad I've lived this long!
**[09:09] Umio**
A-Amazing... A manga sommelier...
**[09:12] Umio**
He's the god of a new world!
**[09:15] Umio**
That's...
**[09:17] Umio**
The Ero Books G-man!
**[09:20] Umio**
Is this an unannounced inspection
in her street clothes?!
**[09:27] Gman**
Please do it.
**[09:36] Kameko**
What'll it be?
**[09:37] Umio**
*Please give her a harmless recommendation!*
**[09:41] Kameko**
Here you go!
***SIGN*** Garden of Otomen
**[09:48] Umio**
*And he's out!*
**[09:56] Umio**
* There's no way he'll get*
* off with just a scoldi—*
**[09:59] Umio**
*She's smiling?!*
**[10:01] Gman**
Thank you!
**[10:02] Umio**
*And she thanked him?!*
**[10:04] Umio**
*I see... She came here on her own time.*
**[10:07] Umio**
* So she's not vilifying ero*
* books because she hates them...*
**[10:12] Hiotan**
The government worker from before!
**[10:15] Hiotan**
So you really are an ero book lover!
**[10:19] Umio**
Wh-What are you—
**[10:21] Hiotan**
I said something weird again...
**[10:23] Hiotan**
I-It's okay! I'm...
**[10:25] Hiotan**
an ero book lover, too!
**[10:29] Gman**
Yes.
**[10:31] Gman**
I am an ero book lover.
**[10:34] Umio**
What is she confessing?!
**[10:35] Gman**
But please understand this.
**[10:38] Gman**
There is no human who doesn't need eros.
**[10:40] Gman**
I,
**[10:42] Gman**
and all of you, and all of mankind...
**[10:46] Gman**
We are all ero book lovers!
**[11:08] Guy**
That's right!
**[11:08] Guy**
You got it!
**[11:09] Girl**
Everyone loves ero books!
***SIGN*** Love & Eros For All
**[11:25] Umio**
Good morning.
**[11:27] Director**
You're late.
***SIGN*** The Nightmare Before Carnaval
**[11:28] Umio**
No, I'm not.
**[11:30] Umio**
I got here just in time. See?
**[11:32] Director**
Okay, you're safe.
**[11:35] Umio**
Sensei-san, did you not sleep well?
**[11:37] Sensei**
Well, sort of...
**[11:40] Umio**
Oh, that's the new volume
from the Soba Curry Circle!
**[11:44] Umio**
It was released during
that event last month.
**[11:46] Director**
You know about this, Umio?
**[11:48] Umio**
Yes! I like Jonataro, so I look
up his stuff online all the time.
**[11:53] Umio**
He's very good, isn't he?
**[11:55] Umio**
I've bought some doujinshi, too.
They're all interesting.
**[11:58] Director**
Yeah?
**[11:59] Umio**
And he's so young!
**[12:01] Umio**
It's amazing that he can both
draw and write so well!
**[12:03] Director**
I see, I see...
**[12:04] Director**
Hear that, Sensei?
**[12:07] Director**
Sensei is Jonataro-san.
**[12:09] Umio**
What?!
**[12:10] Umio**
You are? I thought the author was a guy!
**[12:14] Sensei**
Thank you...
**[12:15] Umio**
I get it... That's why she's called Sensei!
**[12:17] Director**
No, that's not the only reason.
***SIGN*** Sensei-chan on Her First Day
**[12:19] Director**
When she introduced herself
on her first day here...
**[12:22] (Flashback) Sensei**
I'm going to become a pro author and
surpass Yagamigawa Senchiro-sensei!
**[12:27] Director**
She's been Sensei ever since.
**[12:28] Sensei**
Stop it, Director!
**[12:29] Director**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[12:31] Sensei**
I swear...
**[12:33] Umio**
Are you okay?
**[12:34] Sensei**
Yeah... My deadline is close, so...
**[12:37] Umio**
Deadline?
**[12:38] Sensei**
For that. ComiCa.
***SIGN*** Comic Carnaval Catalog
**[12:40] Umio**
The deadline's already that close?
**[12:42] Sensei**
Deadlines are early for large-scale events.
***SIGN*** Thanks for Waiting!
Space Bento 1
**[12:48] Sensei**
What is this?!
**[12:49] Umio**
I-I drew it! I'm not as good as you—
**[12:52] Sensei**
Umio-kun, you can draw?!
**[12:54] Umio**
Y-Yes, sort of...
**[12:55] Sensei**
Do you use maru-pens?!
**[12:56] Umio**
Uh, I use milli-pens...
**[12:58] Sensei**
What about SAI? Photoshop? Clip Studio?!
**[13:00] Umio**
Well, yeah...
**[13:01] Sensei**
Th-That settles it!
**[13:04] Sensei**
Come to my place after work today.
**[13:06] Umio**
Huh?
**[13:08] Director**
Sensei, you're so forward.
**[13:10] Kameko**
Sensei's a wolf!
**[13:12] Sensei**
Oh, I don't mean it like that.
**[13:14] Sensei**
I want him to help with my manuscript.
**[13:15] Hiotan**
Yes! I'll be helping her, too!
**[13:19] Director**
Oh? But Umio-kun says he
likes Jonataro-sensei.
**[13:23] Umio**
I like her art! Her work!
**[13:30] Umio**
When is the deadline for your manuscript?
**[13:35] Sensei**
Tomorrow.
**[13:36] Umio**
Tomorrow?!
**[13:36] Sensei**
Ten in the morning.
**[13:38] Hiotan**
Ten in the morning?!
**[13:39] Sensei**
It was supposed to be today,
**[13:41] Sensei**
but I begged the printers for an extension.
**[13:44] Sensei**
So... please!
**[13:46] Umio**
You don't...
**[13:49] Hiotan**
Oh, my.
**[13:51] Umio**
You don't have to be so formal.
If I can be of use...
**[13:54] Sensei**
You're a big help.
**[13:58] Umio**
Wow...
**[14:00] Umio**
I didn't know you lived near the
station just one stop from mine.
***SIGN*** Ichikawa
***SIGN*** Koiwa
**[14:04] Sensei**
Oh, really? I'm glad you live close.
***SIGN*** Takaido
**[14:07] Hiotan**
I live in Takaido, so it's
a little farther away.
***SIGN*** Takaido Ichikawa Koiwa
**[14:10] Sensei**
Sorry, Hiotan.
**[14:12] Hiotan**
Oh, I didn't mean it that way!
**[14:17] Sensei**
*Where's Takaido, again?*
***SIGN*** °It's on the Inokashira Line.
**[14:18] Umio**
*Where's Takaido, again?*
**[14:20] Sensei**
Key, key...
**[14:22] Sensei**
There it is.
**[14:24] Sensei**
Sorry it's so small.
**[14:25] Umio**
No problem.
**[14:26] Hiotan**
Thanks for having us!
**[14:39] Hiotan**
Is this right?
**[14:41] Sensei**
Yeah.
**[14:42] Hiotan**
'Kay.
**[14:43] Sensei**
Add the backgrounds on this, please.
**[14:45] Umio**
Okay.
**[14:48] Umio**
*So this is a real manuscript...*
**[14:51] Umio**
* It really is different*
* from the printed release.*
**[14:55] Umio**
*It has such impact...*
**[14:58] Umio**
*Sensei-san really is aiming to be a pro.*
**[15:02] Umio**
* She's exhausted from lack of*
* sleep, but she never complains.*
**[15:12] Sensei**
I can't take any more!
I'm tired! I want sleep!
**[15:16] Sensei**
I can't draw anymore!
**[15:18] Hiotan**
Her baby side came out again!
**[15:20] Umio**
*I take it all back.*
**[15:23] Hiotan**
She always gets like this
when she's worn out.
**[15:26] Umio**
What do we do now?
**[15:28] Hiotan**
Don't worry!
**[15:31] Hiotan**
What's wrong, Sensei-chan?
**[15:34] Hiotan**
C'mon, come over here.
**[15:40] Hiotan**
There, there.
**[15:42] Hiotan**
You like resting on people's laps, huh?
**[15:47] Umio**
That motherly aura...
**[15:49] Umio**
You're used to dealing with
Sensei-san, aren't you?
**[15:52] Hiotan**
I've been helping her for a while.
**[15:55] Hiotan**
She taught me how to finish up a manga.
**[16:01] Hiotan**
There! She's back.
**[16:04] Sensei**
I'll draw my manga.
**[16:05] Hiotan**
Good girl!
**[16:07] Sensei**
It's almost time for the
last train, so you can go.
**[16:10] Umio**
Are you sure?
**[16:12] Sensei**
Yeah. I can do the rest by myself.
**[16:19] Hiotan**
What's up, Umi-chan?
The train's gonna leave.
**[16:22] Umio**
Uh, it looks like I left
my phone at Sensei's.
**[16:25] Hiotan**
What?
**[16:26] Umio**
But I can walk home, so you can go ahead.
**[16:29] Hiotan**
Okay... See you tomorrow, then.
**[16:32] Umio**
Good work today.
**[16:41] Sensei**
*Hello? Umio-kun?*
**[16:43] Umio**
Sensei, don't you think you
might not make the deadline?
**[16:48] Sensei**
*That's a rude thing to say.*
**[16:50] Umio**
Oh, I'm sorry... I mean...
**[16:53] Umio**
So, I'll help you some more.
**[16:56] Sensei**
*What? I couldn't trouble you to...*
**[16:59] Umio**
It's okay! I'm used to staying up late!
**[17:01] Umio**
Besides, I...
**[17:08] Umio**
Sensei-san...
**[17:11] Umio**
I love Jonataro-san's manga!
**[17:17] Sensei**
Umio-kun...
**[17:20] Umio**
You're going to become a pro
manga artist and surpass
**[17:24] ---**
Yagamigawa Senchiro-sensei, aren't you?
**[17:26] Umio**
Ah, sorry to just burst in...
**[17:28] Sensei**
Oh, no... I'm sorry you had
to see me like this...
**[17:33] Umio**
*You looked worse earlier, actually.*
**[17:37] Sensei**
That's right. I'm going to be a
pro manga artist, no matter what.
**[17:41] Sensei**
This will take until morning. Is that okay?
**[17:43] Umio**
Yes!
**[17:44] Sensei**
Thanks. Sorry I worried you.
**[17:47] Sensei**
I'm okay now!
**[17:49] Sensei**
I can't take any more!
**[17:51] Sensei**
I can't draw! This will never end!
**[17:53] Umio**
She's not okay at all!
**[17:55] Umio**
I know! How about a change of pace?
**[17:57] Umio**
Are you hungry?
**[17:59] Sensei**
Yes...
**[18:00] Umio**
Then I'll go buy something!
**[18:02] Sensei**
No, I'll do that.
**[18:04] Umio**
You can't. You need to keep drawing.
**[18:06] Sensei**
But I couldn't ask you to—
**[18:08] Umio**
You can't!
**[18:09] Umio**
You're a girl, Sensei-san.
**[18:11] Umio**
It's dangerous for you to
be out alone at this hour.
**[18:15] Umio**
I'll be back soon.
**[18:21] Sensei**
*What the heck...*
**[18:24] Sensei**
* Don't treat me like a*
* girl all of a sudden...*
**[18:31] Sensei**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Sending Please Wait
***SIGN*** Sent
**[19:01] Sensei**
There!
**[19:07] Both**
We're done!
**[19:10] Sensei**
We made it...
**[19:13] Umio**
Sensei...
**[19:14] Umio**
If you're going to sleep,
lay out a futon first.
**[19:28] Umio**
Great work.
**[19:57] Umio**
You did it!
**[19:59] Sensei**
Here. For you.
**[20:01] Umio**
Thank you.
**[20:03] Sensei**
Thank you for helping me.
**[20:04] Sensei**
It came out great thanks to you.
**[20:06] Umio**
No, I'm glad I could help
my favorite author.
**[20:12] Sensei**
Umi-kun...
**[20:13] Girl**
Excuse me...
**[20:15] Girl**
I'm in the booth next to yours. I look
forward to working alongside you.
**[20:19] Sensei**
Thanks, and same to you.
**[20:20] Girl**
Sure!
**[20:21] Voice**
*Comic Carnaval 536 is now open.*
***SIGN*** Women's Restroom
***SIGN*** Not the end of the line!
**[20:47] Kameko**
Yeah, baby!
**[20:48] Kameko**
You both look great! Nice!
**[21:09] Sensei**
Whew, it's over.
**[21:12] Kameko**
I got lots of great pictures!
**[21:15] Umio**
Sensei-san, good work today.
**[21:17] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[21:18] Sensei**
*I couldn't sell out today, again...*
**[21:21] Hiotan**
Let's cosplay again sometime.
**[21:23] Fugirl**
Okay.
**[21:24] Director**
Hey!
**[21:26] Director**
Good work, everyone!
**[21:27] Umio**
You were here, too?
**[21:29] Director**
Well, since we're all here,
why don't we go all-out?
**[21:32] All**
Oh! An after-party?!
**[21:35] Sensei**
All-out!
**[21:36] Director**
All-out.
**[21:41] Sensei**
Um, weren't we having an after-party?
**[21:43] Director**
Well, since ComiCa just ended,
**[21:45] ---**
we've got tons of new doujin
volumes and stuff...
**[21:47] Director**
Have all of these shrink-wrapped by tomorrow.
**[21:51] Director**
By the way, there'll be
another two days of this.
**[21:54] Umio**
What... the...
**[21:56] Sensei**
Umi-kun!
**[21:57] Hiotan**
Umi-chan!
**[21:58] Fugirl**
Umio-kun!
**[21:59] Umio**
* And after that, we did a whole*
* lot of shrink-wrapping...*
**[23:37] Hiotan**
You know, Denki-gai grew really
big during Japan's rapid
**[23:37] [SONG] TextL**
Manager
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
**[23:40] ---**
economic growth period.
***SIGN*** Please watch again next time!
**[23:42] Hiotan**
What's a "rapid economic growth period"?
**[23:45] Hiotan**
Is it like an electric cord?
***SIGN*** Illustration: Tiv
***SIGN*** The Devil is an Idol!
***SIGN*** Uma-kun's Recommendation!
***SIGN*** The grown-up light novel that left readers hanging for three years right at the climax is finally complete! Even buying three copies for reading, distribution, and safekeeping wouldn't be enough! A true fan should buy ten copies of this masterpiece! You might say it's a god, whinny!!!
***SIGN*** Appearing next week?! Watch again!
# 2 - Is Denki-gai Burning?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:02] Kantoku**
All right, we're starting the late night sale.
**[00:06] All**
Okay.
**[00:08] Hio**
I know it's the last volume
of a popular light novel,
**[00:11] ---**
but is it really worth
changing our store hours for?
***SIGN*** The Devil Is an Idol
***SIGN*** It's been three years since the last volume, hasn't it?
**[00:18] Umio**
How could you say that?
**[00:19] Umio**
We've been left waiting for three years
**[00:21] ---**
since they announced the final volume.
**[00:22] Umio**
We waited three years right at the climax!
**[00:26] Hio**
Umi-chan?
**[00:26] Hio**
The author cried blood, sweat and tears into this
**[00:29] ---**
weathering the storm of speculations
and criticism online,
**[00:32] ---**
and finally after three years,
this is the work of their soul!
**[00:34] ---**
Umi-chan?
**[00:37] Kantoku**
Is he a zealot?
**[00:38] A**
He's a zealot.
**[00:38] A**
Indeed, a zealot.
**[02:12] Fu**
So many people.
**[02:14] Fu**
I hope I'll make the last train.
**[02:17] Kantoku**
We're open for business!
**[02:23] Kameko**
The special edition is 1,200 yen!
**[02:26] Hio**
Thank you!
**[02:28] Sensei**
I can take the next customer here.
**[02:31] Hio**
Please make four lines.
**[02:33] Kantoku**
Umio, inventory!
**[02:34] Umio**
Twelve more seconds!
**[02:35] Kantoku**
Do it in seven!
**[02:36] Sensei**
I'm out of change!
**[02:38] Kantoku**
Use this!
**[02:39] Kantoku**
Register four, you're late!
**[02:40] Kameko**
Sorry.
**[02:42] Kantoku**
What's going on?
**[02:43] Hio**
Please help us work, Director.
**[02:45] Kantoku**
I'm sure I can at least watch over you.
**[02:49] Hio**
Don't just watch over us, move your hands!
**[02:55] Kantoku**
Store's closed.
**[02:57] Umio**
Those two hours were a storm.
**[03:00] Hio**
That was seriously crazy.
**[03:02] Sensei**
The customers, they wouldn't stop.
**[03:05] Sensei**
I'm a total big-shot.
**[03:07] Kantoku**
All right, you can all head home.
**[03:09] Kantoku**
I'll clean up.
**[03:12] Hio**
Is that why you were saving your energy?
**[03:14] Kantoku**
Sure.
**[03:15] Hio**
*Yeah, right.*
**[03:17] Hio**
But the time... what should I do?
**[03:20] Hio**
Fuga-chan came shopping,
but she can't get home now either.
**[03:23] Fu-girl**
I was trying to be first in line
and then head home.
**[03:27] Sensei**
How about—
**[03:29] All**
Drink bar, cheers!
**[03:31] Hio**
Good work, everyone.
**[03:33] Sensei**
Let's have something to eat.
**[03:35] Hio**
You really like family
restaurants, Sensei-chan.
**[03:38] Sensei**
Yeah, they're relaxing.
It's like being at home.
**[03:42] Sensei**
And you can hang out at the
drink bar for pretty long.
**[03:44] Hio**
Oh, do you draw manga at
family restaurants, too?
**[03:47] Sensei**
Yeah, I can be pretty productive.
**[03:56] Hio**
Fuga-chan, are you beat?
**[03:59] Hio**
You should go sleep in the nap room at Uma.
**[04:02] Umio**
I'll take her—
**[04:06] Hio**
Sommelier-kun, are you going
to take her there for us?
**[04:09] Sommelier**
Yeah.
**[04:10] Hio**
Thanks.
**[05:07] Fu-girl**
Umio-kun.
**[05:18] Kantoku**
Done, finally.
**[05:21] Kantoku**
Sommelier.
**[05:22] Kantoku**
Is Fu Girl sleeping?
**[05:24] Sommelier**
Yeah.
**[05:25] Kantoku**
Ah.
**[05:27] Kantoku**
Is everyone at the family restaurant?
**[05:29] Kantoku**
You should go be with them,
if Fu Girl is asleep.
**[05:32] Kantoku**
No way, you weren't waiting for me, were you?
**[05:54] Kantoku**
Want a drink?
**[05:58] Kantoku**
All right, you're not sleeping tonight.
**[06:02] Hio**
We brought some snacks.
**[06:06] Hio**
Director's sleeping!
**[06:11] Hio**
I can finally get him
back for all his pranks.
**[06:14] Umio**
Don't go too far.
**[06:16] Hio**
S-S-Sommelier-kun, l-l-let me go!
**[06:20] Hio**
Sommelier-san
**[06:22] ---**
defended Director.
**[06:36] Umio**
Fu Girl-san.
**[06:37] Fu-girl**
Shh, you'll wake them up.
**[06:40] Umio**
R-Right...
**[06:43] Fu-girl**
Ever since we first met, I've been thinking.
**[06:48] Fu-girl**
Umio-kun, you're my perfect—
**[06:54] Fu-girl**
My perfect zombie.
**[06:56] Umio**
What?
**[06:59] Umio**
I'm in zombie makeup!
**[07:02] Fu-girl**
You look so good.
**[07:04] Fu-girl**
I love zombies.
**[07:06] ---**
All I ever do is think about the
town being filled with zombies.
***SIGN*** This'll last me ten days
**[07:10] Fu-girl**
I've been image training for how to respond.
***SIGN*** Do they respond to sound? Or smell?
***SIGN*** I want a chainsaw,
but they're expensive.
***SIGN*** Fu Girl
**[07:13] Umio**
That's why you're Fu Girl!
**[07:14] Fu-girl**
You have the face of the best
friend guy who helps his friends
**[07:18] ---**
and becomes a zombie and gets
killed by his friends in the end.
**[07:22] Umio**
What kind of face is that?!
**[07:26] Umio**
Like Roger from Romero's *Dawn of the Dead*.
**[07:29] Fu-girl**
So please—
**[07:32] Fu-girl**
will you be my practice target
for the zombie attack?
**[07:36] Fu-girl**
Dodging zombies... this is new!
**[07:39] Umio**
I'm not a zombie!
**[07:43] Sensei**
Fuga-chan's gone beast mode.
**[07:45] Hio**
What's beast mode?
**[07:47] Kantoku**
This is good footage!
***SIGN*** Is the Denki-gai pumped?
**[08:15] Hio**
Denki-gai late-summer greetings festival?
**[08:18] Hio**
I'm so embarrassed.
**[08:20] Umio**
Fu Girl-san's been really
pumped since yesterday.
**[08:25] Hio**
That's unusual.
**[08:27] Umio**
She says she wants to win the
10,000 yen prize money and party.
**[08:33] Hio**
Party?!
**[08:34] Sensei**
Prize money.
**[08:35] Fu-girl**
Y-You bastards, you're late!
**[08:38] Fu-girl**
Who were you nyan-nyan-ing with, you bitches!
**[08:42] Hio**
What's wrong with you, Fuga-chan?
**[08:44] Hio**
Do you have a fever?
**[08:46] Fu-girl**
How dare you insult the commander!
**[08:48] Fu-girl**
Speak only when you're spoken to!
**[08:50] Kameko**
Perfect!
**[08:51] Kantoku**
She says she's changing her
tone to get in the mood.
**[08:53] SSD**
Hi, everyone!
**[08:55] ---**
Are you readilicon?!
**[08:58] Umio**
That's the Denki-gai official
character, SSDko-chan!
**[09:01] SSD**
All right, let's start the Denki-gai
Late-Summer Greetings Festilicon!
**[09:06] SSD**
All store teams, go get
that 10,000 grand prize!
**[09:10] SSD**
And the extra prize?
***SIGN*** Extra Prize
**[09:12] SSD**
A year's supply of Denki-gai
specialty hot summer oden!
***SIGN*** Pantsu Eating Race
**[09:24] Hio**
Go, Sommelier-kun!
**[09:26] Fu-girl**
I'm punishing you if you lose!
**[09:38] Fu-girl**
Pantsu race!
**[09:40] SSD**
Sommelier of Umanohone
team wins the pantsu race!
**[09:43] Umio**
Yeah!
**[09:45] Kameko**
That's a good face!
**[09:46] Hio**
Good work, Sommelier-kun!
**[09:48] Fu-girl**
I approve! You can come to
my house and pet my brother.
**[09:52] Fu-girl**
You want three? You want
three panties? You pig!
**[09:56] Kantoku**
This is a good start.
**[09:57] Fu-girl**
Let's win and go party!
***SIGN*** etc.
***SIGN*** Used doujin shop
Hanamaru
***SIGN*** Model shop
Tomiya
***SIGN*** etc
**[10:00] A**
Those Umanohone punks.
**[10:02] B**
Cocky little...
**[10:04] Fu-girl**
All right, you're up, Hio-tan, go!
**[10:07] Hio**
Yes, sir, I'll do my best.
**[10:09] SSD**
And now, the girls-only Golden Ball Roll!
**[10:13] Hio**
Gieppi! Why are all the games like this?
**[10:16] Kantoku**
It's in the culture.
**[10:18] Kantoku**
We're good at rolling balls, aren't we?
**[10:20] Hio**
What's with the hand motion?
**[10:22] ---**
Stop it with the sexual harassment, Director!
**[10:24] SSD**
Are you in posilicon?
**[10:28] Kantoku**
Put your hands on the ball!
**[10:30] Kantoku**
Your left hand just touches it.
**[10:32] Hio**
Why do you have to say it like that?!
**[10:36] Hio**
It's kind of soft.
**[10:37] SSD**
Startilicon!
**[10:40] Hio**
And it's lukewarm!
**[10:43] SSD**
The golden balls are rolling!
**[10:45] SSD**
The girls' hesitant touch
grips the imagination!
**[10:49] Hio**
It's so hard to roll,
why is it slightly egg-shaped?
**[10:53] Kantoku**
It's realistic, right?
**[10:55] A**
Oh, pardon me.
**[10:56] A**
Our two balls touched. I lost balance.
**[10:59] Hio**
Your sexual harassment is as bad as Director!
**[11:01] A**
Balance. Ballanace. Yes, ballance.
**[11:04] Hio**
Ballance?!
**[11:05] A**
My ball hit your ball.
**[11:06] Hio**
Balls?!
**[11:07] Hio**
Balls, balls, balls, balls...
**[11:13] SSD**
Hio-tan has been run over
by a golden ballicon!
**[11:17] SSD**
Goalicon!
**[11:20] Kantoku**
Hio-tan!
**[11:21] Umio**
Are you all right?
**[11:22] Kameko**
Hang in there!
**[11:25] Hio**
I can't marry anymore.
**[11:26] Hio**
This is awful.
**[11:28] Kantoku**
Vile... they'll pay!
**[11:30] Umio**
I'll avenge you, Senpai!
**[11:32] Fu-girl**
Go, Umio!
***SIGN*** Wife-Carrying Race
**[11:34] SSD**
Up next is the Wife-Carrying Raceilicon!
**[11:37] Kantoku**
Have you chosen a wife?
**[11:39] Umio**
Of course.
**[11:41] Umio**
My wife is
**[11:43] ---**
Onomi-chan!
**[11:50] SSD**
Startilicon!
**[11:55] SSD**
Oh, Umio has taken a strong check!
**[11:58] SSD**
He's not budging!
**[12:02] Umio**
My love for my wife will never falter!
**[12:05] SSD**
And his big speech!
**[12:06] A**
I'm not so sure.
**[12:08] Umio**
What?
**[12:09] A**
Behold!
**[12:11] SSD**
It's this season's top character,
Tanegashima Zavier-chanilicon!
**[12:17] SSD**
That's a rare one; there are no 3D goods
on sale for this brand-new characterilicon!
**[12:22] Umio**
It's so high quality!
**[12:25] SSD**
Umio is waverilicon!
**[12:39] A**
Whoops, sorry.
**[12:41] SSD**
Umio is disqualicon!
**[12:47] A**
How unfaithful of you to be
attracted to another character.
**[12:51] A**
A true man calmly abandons his
prior wife to welcome his new one.
**[12:57] A**
He only ever has but one wife.
**[13:03] Umio**
I'm defeated.
**[13:03] ---**
Umio!
**[13:05] Fu-girl**
How dare he treat model figures
as anything less than human!
**[13:09] SSD**
Up next is a team game: Tunaf-war!
***SIGN*** Tunaf-war
**[13:14] Kantoku**
We need five for tug-of-war.
**[13:16] Kantoku**
Hio-tan and Umio are incapacitated.
**[13:19] Kantoku**
Then, Kameko, you're up, too!
**[13:22] ---**
Er, I'm not that kind of character...
**[13:25] Fu-girl**
Hurry up and change!
**[13:26] Fu-girl**
You're good at undressing,
aren't you, you bitch?!
**[13:30] Kame**
This is embarrassing.
**[13:32] Kantoku**
No, it looks good on you.
**[13:34] Kame**
Please don't record me.
**[13:39] SSD**
Tunaf-war, start!
**[13:46] SSD**
They're almost evenly matchilicon!
**[13:50] Kame**
I'm going to do everything I can.
**[13:53] A**
All right, do *the thing*!
**[13:55] B**
Sir!
**[13:57] B**
Kameko-kun, Kameko-kun.
**[14:01] Kame**
It's the fabled Carl Zyeiss joint-developed
lens SMC-TENTAX 18mm F3.5,
**[14:07] ---**
and at an insanely low price!
**[14:10] A**
Oh? That's a nice lens. Can I see?
**[14:14] Kame**
Another buyer!
**[14:15] Kame**
I'm buying it!
**[14:16] Kantoku**
No, Kameko! It's a trap!
**[14:20] Kame**
Please.
**[14:21] C**
Thank you.
**[14:22] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Lens-shaped cup
**[14:30] Kantoku**
Kameko!
**[14:32] SSD**
Umanohone is defeatilicon!
**[14:36] Kantoku**
Kameko! Kameko!
**[14:38] Kantoku**
Get a grip!
**[14:42] Kantoku**
Kameko!
**[14:43] Fu-girl**
How dare you!
**[14:46] Fu-girl**
We're going to win!
**[14:48] SD**
It's your idol, SDko-chan.
**[14:51] SD**
We're at the climaXC!
***SIGN*** Denki-gai Late-Summer Greetings Festival
**[14:53] A**
Woo!
**[14:53] B**
Where's SSDko-chan?!
**[14:56] C**
It's the same voice!
**[14:58] Umio**
Oh well.
***SIGN*** Refreshing Water Fight
**[15:00] SD**
Finally, we have the refreshing Water FiXC!
**[15:04] SD**
First, you will form teams of three or less.
**[15:08] SD**
One will be the Flag. The team
loses when the Flag is soaXC!
**[15:14] SD**
And regardless of the games
before, the last team standing
**[15:17] ---**
at the end of this game is victoriouXC!
**[15:22] Fu-girl**
Typical!
**[15:24] Fu-girl**
All right, we're going to win!
**[15:33] Sensei**
What? Swimsuits?
**[15:35] Sensei**
Now way I'm wearing a swimsuit!
That's embarrassing!
**[15:37] Umio**
Sensei!
**[15:39] Fu-girl**
C-Coward!
**[15:40] Fu-girl**
Did you leave your balls somewhere?
**[15:43] Fu-girl**
In that case...
**[15:48] Fu-girl**
All right, do you all have your weapons?
**[15:50] Umio**
Yes!
**[15:51] Fu-girl**
Say "sir"!
**[15:52] Umio**
Sir, yes sir!
**[15:54] SD**
Are you readyXC?
**[15:57] SD**
Set,
**[16:00] ---**
goXC!
**[16:14] Umio**
Fu Girl-san's good.
**[16:15] Fu-girl**
Pretend they're all zombies!
**[16:25] Hio**
Let's do this, then.
**[16:29] Hio**
Wait, Director, what's up with your swimsuit?
**[16:32] Kantoku**
It's easy to move in.
**[16:34] Hio**
It's too bulgy!
**[16:38] Kantoku**
Isn't that the same for girls' breasts, too?
**[16:41] Kantoku**
Two, no less!
**[16:42] Kantoku**
How is it any different?
**[16:44] Hio**
True...
**[16:46] Kantoku**
Breasts and crotches are both symbols of sex.
**[16:49] Kantoku**
What is there to be ashamed of?
**[16:50] Hio**
I'm sorry.
**[16:52] Kantoku**
Look, enemies inbound!
**[17:03] Kantoku**
Keep it up, Hio-tan!
**[17:05] Kantoku**
Hio-tan is easy to manage.
**[17:06] Umio**
Senpai.
**[17:08] Hio**
Umi-chan.
**[17:08] Umio**
Can I have some water balloons?
**[17:15] Umio**
What was that for?
**[17:16] Hio**
I didn't mean to.
**[17:18] Umio**
Senpai!
**[17:21] Hio**
I'm surrounded!
**[17:22] Hio**
Director, Kame-chan, help me!
**[17:25] Kantoku**
I'll pass, I don't want my camera to get wet.
**[17:27] Kame**
Me, neither. I have a perfect shot.
**[17:44] Kantoku**
That's a good face: the face of shame
and of being betrayed by friends!
**[17:48] Kame**
I'm getting some good pictures!
***SIGN*** Hio-tan team drops out
**[17:51] Kame**
Yeah, that's the stuff!
**[17:54] Fu-girl**
My comrades are down.
***SIGN*** Fu Girl Team
**[17:56] Fu-girl**
But there's no time to
grieve on the battlefield.
**[18:02] Fu-girl**
Aim for the nose for the non-flags!
**[18:04] Fu-girl**
Incapacitate them!
**[18:05] Umio**
*Is she a demon?*
**[18:07] A**
Yo, that team's good.
**[18:09] B**
We better team up for now.
**[18:17] Fu-girl**
All those weaklings. Our move then...
**[18:19] Fu-girl**
Umio-kun,
**[18:21] ---**
use these guns!
**[18:24] Umio**
Okay.
**[18:31] C**
What the hell?!
**[18:32] Fu-girl**
Blood guns. They make their
targets look zombie-ish.
**[18:35] Umio**
That's freaky!
**[18:38] Umio**
Kill them with me!
**[18:42] Fu-girl**
Goodbye, Roger!
**[18:51] Fu-girl**
Umio-kun, I'll take your bones!
**[18:53] Fu-girl**
On the way home or something.
**[18:57] Fu-girl**
Damn, there's no end to them.
**[18:58] Fu-girl**
All right, Sommelier-kun,
**[19:03] ---**
c-combine!
**[19:14] Fu-girl**
Combine! Sommelier Tank!
**[19:17] D**
Fire!
**[19:36] Fu-girl**
Good, there aren't many teams left.
**[19:38] Fu-girl**
Now we just have to avoid them.
**[19:42] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun.
**[19:47] Fu-girl**
What?
**[19:48] Fu-girl**
You idiot, I haven't sent a combine command!
**[19:57] E**
Damn, fire hydrants are the best.
**[20:01] Fu-girl**
They're cowards!
**[20:03] Fu-girl**
Okay, Sommelier, let's surrender.
**[20:05] Fu-girl**
Sommelier!
**[20:07] Fu-girl**
Sommelier!
**[20:14] Fu-girl**
Sommelier.
**[20:17] F**
Strip him all the way!
**[20:26] Fu-girl**
Sensei!
**[20:27] Fu-girl**
Thank you. You were in the game?
**[20:34] Fu-girl**
Sensei, stop!
**[20:40] Sensei**
Good, the prize money is mine now.
**[20:43] SD**
The winner is Sensei's solo team XC!
**[20:49] Kantoku**
So much for having three per team.
**[20:53] Umio**
What the hell.
**[20:56] Umio**
Fu Girl-san, what are you
cosplaying as anyway?
**[21:00] Fu-girl**
I'm not cosplaying.
**[21:02] Fu-girl**
I'm using it at school.
**[21:03] Umio**
Oh, yeah?
**[21:05] Umio**
Wait, how old are you, Fu Girl-san?
**[21:08] Fu-girl**
S-Sixteen.
**[21:17] Umio**
Of course!
**[21:18] Umio**
I knew you were younger than me.
**[21:20] Fu-girl**
People always think I'm in elementary,
but I'm in my first year of high school.
***SIGN*** Oden
**[21:38] Fu-girl**
Good work.
**[21:49] Fu-girl**
Sorry we lost after all that.
**[21:54] Fu-girl**
But it was fun.
**[22:00] Sommelier**
Let's combine again.
**[22:05] ---**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Manager
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching!
***SIGN*** Just relax. Is this your first time? It's okay, it's not scary.
***SIGN*** Please watch again next time!
**[23:41] Fu-girl**
I'm just going to hit you with a bat.
**[23:43] Fu-girl**
Don't worry!
I'm just going to kill the zombies.
***SIGN*** Illustration: Hashimoto Shin
***SIGN*** See you again!
**[23:50] ---**
# 3 - Hio-tan, Go Home / Endless Carnival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:00] All**
Yes!
**[00:00] All**
Yes!
**[01:36] Hio**
You're so cute, Fuga-chan.
**[01:39] Fu-girl**
You're cute, too, Hio-tan.
**[01:42] Kantoku**
Are you good with that costume, Hio-tan?
**[01:46] Hio**
I like it.
**[01:48] Hio**
Are we having a normal work
day today, wearing this?
**[01:50] Kantoku**
No, you'll be selling something
that's perfect for Christmas.
**[01:54] Hio**
Something perfect for Christmas?
***SIGN*** On Sale Today!
**[02:05] Hio**
It's freezing!
**[02:10] Fu-girl**
Here.
**[02:11] Fu-girl**
Here.
**[02:13] Fu-girl**
Here.
**[02:13] Kantoku**
Hey,
**[02:15] ---**
are you working hard?
**[02:16] Hio**
Director, it's cold as hell.
**[02:20] Kantoku**
You said you liked that one.
***SIGN*** One layer of tights
**[02:23] Hio**
You never told me we would be outside.
***SIGN*** Full armor
**[02:26] Hio**
And you said it's something perfect
for Christmas. It's an eroge!
***SIGN*** On sale December 25th!
The wait is over!
**[02:31] Hio**
What part of this is perfect for Christmas?
**[02:32] Kantoku**
You're very observant.
Close, but not quite.
**[02:35] Kantoku**
This is a console port.
There's no adult stuff.
**[02:38] Hio**
It's still not Christmas-ey at all.
**[02:44] Kantoku**
Hio-tan,
**[02:46] ---**
you seem to study well, but you
don't understand the basics at all.
**[02:52] Hio**
I think I understand these days.
**[02:54] Kantoku**
Then describe this piece.
**[02:57] Hio**
It's a sequel to the super-popular
**[02:59] ---**
bishoujo game that went on sale a year ago.
**[03:01] Kantoku**
Right.
**[03:02] Kantoku**
Then why do you not understand
the significance of "a year ago?"
**[03:08] Hio**
Significance of "a year ago?"
**[03:11] Kantoku**
It means that for the people
who've been waiting for this,
**[03:17] ---**
it's the first time in a year that
they're meeting their lovers.
**[03:21] Hio**
S-Say what?!
**[03:24] Kantoku**
Look at the customers.
**[03:28] Kantoku**
Those people, those eyes...
they're in love.
**[03:33] Kantoku**
The days they spent apart
are long and painful.
**[03:37] Kantoku**
They fought with the fear that
they may never meet again.
**[03:52] Onomi**
Merry Christmas!
**[03:55] Kantoku**
And they spend the Holy Night together.
**[03:59] Kantoku**
Could anything be more romantic?
**[04:01] Hio**
No, there couldn't.
**[04:05] Hio**
I'm sorry.
**[04:07] Hio**
Director, I was overconfident of my knowledge.
**[04:17] Kantoku**
It's all right.
**[04:19] Kantoku**
You'll learn over time.
**[04:22] Hio**
D-Director.
**[04:25] Hio**
Yes. I'll do my best.
**[04:28] Kantoku**
Yeah, do it.
**[04:30] Kantoku**
Man, you're so easy to use.
**[04:33] Hio**
I knew it! You were joking!
**[04:37] Kantoku**
Work hard!
**[04:40] Hio**
It's so cold.
**[04:42] Fu-girl**
Hio-tan, it's almost time
to switch. Don't give up.
**[04:46] Hio**
Fuga-chan.
**[04:49] Hio**
Isn't that backwards?
**[04:58] Hio**
I'm so tired.
**[05:02] Kantoku**
Good work.
**[05:03] Kantoku**
This is on me.
**[05:05] Hio**
Wow, thank you.
**[05:07] Hio**
That was terrible, thanks to you.
**[05:11] Kantoku**
My bad.
**[05:13] Kantoku**
Oh, yeah,
**[05:15] ---**
do you have a boyfriend?
**[05:19] Hio**
I-I d-don't, but—
**[05:23] Kantoku**
Oh, good.
**[05:25] Kantoku**
Let's go out, then.
**[05:31] Kantoku**
Out shopping.
**[05:33] Hio**
You meant "go out shopping"?!
**[05:40] Hio**
Spacious!
**[05:41] Hio**
Huge!
**[05:43] Hio**
Cutting edge!
**[05:45] Hio**
Your room's awesome.
**[05:47] Kantoku**
Relax.
**[05:48] Hio**
And your bed's so fancy!
**[05:50] Kantoku**
I said, "relax."
**[05:54] Kantoku**
Come on, put your stuff down first.
**[05:57] Kantoku**
Don't forget what you came here for.
**[05:59] Hio**
What?
**[06:02] Hio**
What was it, again?
**[06:03] Kantoku**
I'll kick you out.
**[06:10] Kantoku**
Hio-tan, can you get the tape?
**[06:12] Hio**
Okay.
**[06:15] Hio**
Do you have a Christmas party every year?
**[06:18] Kantoku**
Yeah, at my place.
**[06:20] Kantoku**
All of us lonely people with nothing
to do on Christmas get together.
**[06:23] Hio**
H-How rude.
**[06:25] Kantoku**
Oh? Did you have plans?
**[06:27] Hio**
No, I didn't.
**[06:30] Kantoku**
All right, now it's just the windows.
**[06:32] Hio**
You do the windows, too?
**[06:34] Hio**
You go all out.
**[06:36] Kantoku**
There was someone until last year
that liked doing these things.
**[06:39] Hio**
Oh, yeah?
**[06:41] Hio**
Should I help with something, then?
**[06:43] Kantoku**
Can you cut those out?
**[06:45] Hio**
Okay.
**[06:50] Kantoku**
Be careful.
**[06:51] Hio**
I'll be fi—
**[06:53] ---**
Ow!
**[06:54] Kantoku**
Already?!
**[06:56] Hio**
Ow, I cut pretty deep.
**[06:59] Kantoku**
Don't just stare at it. Here.
**[07:13] Kantoku**
And then...
**[07:15] Kantoku**
Band-aids that heal you three times faster.
**[07:18] Hio**
Three times?
**[07:18] Kantoku**
Yeah, three times normal.
**[07:23] Kantoku**
There you go.
**[07:24] Hio**
Thank you.
**[07:31] Hio**
You have a good side, too, Director.
**[07:37] Kantoku**
How rude! I'm all good.
**[07:40] Hio**
You're always mean to me.
**[07:43] Kantoku**
Just relax.
**[07:45] Kantoku**
I'll do the rest.
**[07:46] Hio**
Okay.
**[08:04] Kantoku**
All right, I think that does it.
**[08:07] Hio**
Director, Director!
**[08:10] Hio**
Ta-da!
**[08:13] Kantoku**
What's this?
**[08:15] Hio**
I found some paper, so I made it.
**[08:17] Kantoku**
Okay, let's use it.
**[08:18] Hio**
And tissue flowers.
**[08:22] Kantoku**
Oh, yeah. We used to make those for the
sports festival in elementary school.
**[08:27] Hio**
I know, right?
**[08:28] Kantoku**
Okay.
**[08:32] Kantoku**
Somewhere around here.
**[08:36] Kantoku**
Don't you think it looks
like a school party here?
**[08:39] Hio**
It's cute, though.
**[08:42] Hio**
Be careful.
**[08:44] Kantoku**
Just kidding.
**[08:45] Hio**
Jeez.
**[08:50] Kantoku**
Merry...
**[08:52] Hio**
Merry...
**[08:55] All**
Christmas!
**[09:01] Umio**
You really decorated the place.
**[09:03] Hio**
It was a lot of work.
**[09:05] Hio**
All right, everyone,
**[09:07] All**
Woo hoo!
**[09:08] ---**
Indeed!
**[09:11] Sensei**
What? What's that?
**[09:13] Hio**
You're dressing up, too, today, Sensei-chan.
**[09:16] Sensei**
But—
**[09:18] Kameko**
Cosplay is mandatory at
Director's Christmas parties.
**[09:21] Fu-girl**
Roar!
**[09:23] Sensei**
No way!
**[09:23] Hio**
Yes way!
**[09:25] Sensei**
You can see my legs!
**[09:26] Sensei**
I don't shave during winter!
**[09:26] Kameko**
You'll be wearing tights, don't worry.
**[09:28] Sensei**
Help me!
**[09:29] Fu-girl**
I'm not siding with anyone.
**[09:35] Sensei**
I-Isn't it a bit short?
**[09:37] Hio**
No, you look good.
**[09:40] Kameko**
This is rare!
**[09:41] Sensei**
No pictures!
**[09:42] Kameko**
What am I supposed to take
pictures of, if not of you, Sensei?
**[09:45] Sensei**
I don't look good in stuff like this.
**[09:48] Hio**
What? You're cute.
**[09:50] Hio**
Right, Umi-chan?
**[09:56] Umio**
Yes, I-I think so.
**[10:02] Sensei**
Why thank you.
**[10:04] Umio**
Not at all.
**[10:05] Kantoku**
Yeah, yeah, Sensei's cute!
**[10:07] Kameko**
You're cute, Sensei!
**[10:09] Fu-girl**
Sensei's cute.
**[10:10] Kantoku**
Sensei's cute!
**[10:12] Kameko**
Totally!
**[10:13] Hio**
Sensei-chan's cute!
**[10:15] Fu-girl**
Sensei is cute.
**[10:17] Umio**
Sensei!
**[10:18] Kantoku**
Sensei's over capacity.
**[10:21] Kameko**
Let's take a commemorative photo.
**[10:24] All**
Okay.
**[10:25] Hio**
Make us look cute.
**[10:26] Kameko**
Leave it to me.
**[10:28] Kameko**
Ready, and cheese!
**[10:30] Kantoku**
Wait, you get in, too.
**[10:31] Kameko**
What? No, I'm more the
person taking pictures.
**[10:35] Kantoku**
Just get in.
**[10:37] Kameko**
No!
**[10:40] Kantoku**
Right there.
**[10:42] Kameko**
R-Right in the middle?!
**[10:43] ---**
No!
**[10:44] Kameko**
I'll get my soul sucked out!
**[10:46] Kantoku**
Your hat might get in the
way, let's take it off.
**[10:50] Kameko**
No way in hell!
**[10:52] Kantoku**
Come on, come on!
**[10:55] Hio**
Kame-chan, smile!
**[11:00] Hio**
Let's eat.
**[11:02] All**
Okay.
**[11:05] Umio**
It's pretty fancy.
**[11:07] Sensei**
I haven't had pizza in a long time.
**[11:13] ---**
So good!
**[11:14] Kantoku**
Have some of that.
**[11:16] Umio**
Thank you.
**[11:16] Hio**
Me, too.
**[11:19] Kantoku**
I can't believe all of us are single.
**[11:23] Kantoku**
We're a sad bunch.
**[11:28] Umio**
No,
**[11:29] ---**
I have a girlfriend.
**[11:44] Umio**
Shall I fire it up?
**[11:47] Kantoku**
Ah, fine.
**[11:50] Kantoku**
It's the standard childhood friend route,
**[11:54] ---**
but the sophisticated character
expositions inside Kitsch-san
**[11:56] ---**
make the Onomi-chan route really shine.
**[11:59] Kantoku**
The script writer for the
scenario, Tsumorin—
**[12:01] ---**
Oops, I called her by her nickname.
**[12:03] Kantoku**
The fans all know that before *The
Extra-Terrestrial Magic Girl XX*
**[12:06] ---**
writer Tsumorin, also
known as Haruka Tsumori,
**[12:09] ---**
became a light novel author,
was the author of *TREE*.
**[12:13] Kantoku**
The Onomi-chan route totally
brings out her distinct style.
**[12:17] Kantoku**
Especially the Ouija board scene
in the third sleepover event.
**[12:21] ---**
It even had its own art!
It was a godly scene!
**[12:24] Kantoku**
It's, like, the culmination of the talents
of the writer and the actors and the artist.
**[12:28] Kantoku**
It's just godly!
**[12:30] Kantoku**
God!
**[12:31] Kantoku**
Like, heaven!
**[12:32] Kantoku**
Are you all listening?
**[12:38] Umio**
Thanks for having us, Director.
***SIGN*** Hio-tan, Go Home
**[12:40] Umio**
Thank you, thanks for having us.
**[12:42] Kantoku**
I have the day off. See you tomorrow.
**[12:45] All**
Okay.
**[12:48] Kantoku**
All right, let's clean up.
***SIGN*** The Derpy Guy and the Quiet Girl
**[12:59] Hio**
Oh, don't mind me.
**[13:02] Kantoku**
Sure.
**[13:19] ---**
Ni—
**[13:24] Hio**
Why are you naked?!
**[13:26] Kantoku**
Well, I just got out of the bath.
**[13:28] Hio**
Do you mind?
**[13:30] Kantoku**
You're the one that said, "don't mind me."
***SIGN*** Iris Zero
**[13:46] Kantoku**
*Maybe I should eat soon.*
**[13:48] Hio**
Oh, I want meat.
**[13:51] Kantoku**
I never asked you.
**[13:52] Kantoku**
How did you even know?
**[13:53] Hio**
You're easy to read.
**[13:56] Kantoku**
Fine, fine.
**[14:03] Hio**
Not too spicy, please.
**[14:12] Hio**
It's so good!
**[14:14] Hio**
I didn't know you could cook. Wow!
**[14:17] Kantoku**
You're kind of rude.
**[14:23] Hio**
I died at the same spot again.
**[14:26] Kantoku**
When are you going home?
**[14:28] Hio**
A-After I beat this part.
**[14:30] Kantoku**
Give it, I'll do it.
**[14:35] Hio**
See, you can't do it, either.
**[14:39] Hio**
No, don't hit me!
**[14:45] Hio**
Yay, I finally finished it.
**[14:48] Hio**
That took up a whole day.
**[14:50] Kantoku**
I'm getting hungry, but there's
nothing to eat at home.
**[14:55] Kantoku**
Want to go eat dinner together, Hio-tan?
**[15:00] Hio**
Okay.
**[15:03] Hio**
Thank you, Director.
**[15:05] Kantoku**
Hm?
**[15:06] Hio**
I didn't want to be alone at home on a break.
**[15:09] Hio**
I had fun today.
**[15:11] Hio**
Could I come again?
**[15:14] Kantoku**
Sure, you can.
**[15:18] Kantoku**
If you go home right away.
**[15:20] Hio**
Am I that much of a nuisance?! Jeez!
**[15:27] Kantoku**
Aren't you leaving?
**[15:28] Hio**
I came again.
**[15:31] Kantoku**
I see.
***SIGN*** Umanohone Denki-gai Store
**[15:48] Kantoku**
Happy New...
**[15:51] ---**
...Yea—
**[15:57] Kantoku**
Put that away.
**[15:59] Kantoku**
Here comes wave one!
**[16:00] Kantoku**
Man your stations!
**[16:01] All**
Yes!
**[16:04] Fu-girl**
Me, too...
**[16:10] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun!
**[16:17] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun!
**[16:19] Fu-girl**
Hang in there, Sommelier-kun!
**[16:28] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun!
**[16:32] Hio**
This is Comikat day four.
***SIGN*** Endless Carnival
**[16:36] Kameko**
Thank you.
**[16:38] Kameko**
Welcome.
**[16:39] Sensei**
Register three is open.
**[16:41] Sensei**
Please come here.
**[16:43] Kantoku**
Excuse me, cart coming through.
Please make way!
**[16:46] Umio**
We're taking customers
today one group at a time.
**[16:48] Umio**
This group will be ending in ten minutes.
**[16:51] Umio**
*I want to go home.*
**[16:53] Kantoku**
Umio, set these up.
**[16:55] A**
It's the new volume of *Ramen-ya*!
**[16:57] B**
The new volume of *Monmon Erohon*.
**[17:01] Umio**
Customers, please wait!
**[17:05] Kantoku**
Umio!
**[17:06] Kameko**
Welcome.
***SIGN*** My Sister and Girlfriend are Too Lovey-Dovey
**[17:25] Hio**
Director.
**[17:26] Kantoku**
I'll hold them off here.
**[17:28] Kantoku**
You go help outside.
**[17:47] Hio**
Please come in!
**[17:54] Umio**
I want to go home.
**[17:59] Sensei**
My arms, my back...
**[18:02] Fu-girl**
My voice is gone.
**[18:03] Hio**
I can't stand.
**[18:05] Kameko**
I know.
**[18:09] Kantoku**
Sorry, everyone.
**[18:12] Hio**
Why are you apologizing, Director?
**[18:15] Kantoku**
I know it's voluntary, but you
always stay late every time.
**[18:21] Kantoku**
I really feel bad.
**[18:23] Fu-girl**
Director.
**[18:27] Hio**
I don't mind.
**[18:30] Hio**
I like manga. I like working with everyone.
**[18:35] Kantoku**
Hio-tan.
**[18:38] Fu-girl**
I-I like being with all of you, too.
**[18:47] Fu-girl**
I like working with you.
**[18:51] ---**
Fu Girl...
**[18:52] Kameko**
They're right.
**[18:55] Umio**
We all like this job.
**[18:57] Sensei**
Even though it's tough sometimes.
**[19:01] Kantoku**
You guys...
**[19:03] Kantoku**
Okay, you have overtime tomorrow, too!
**[19:06] All**
You ruined it!
**[19:10] Umio**
I want to go home.
**[19:23] Umio**
* You kind of become quiet on your*
* way home from work, don't you?*
**[19:27] Umio**
* It's not like there's nothing to talk*
* about, but it's kind of awkward.*
**[19:30] Umio**
* Besides, you don't really know*
* if you should sit next to*
**[19:33] ---**
*the person when the train's empty.*
**[19:36] Sensei**
H-Hey, Umi-kun,
**[19:38] ---**
Uh... yes!
**[19:40] Sensei**
So, uh,
**[19:43] ---**
there's a quiet shrine by my place.
**[19:48] Sensei**
Do you want to come to the
New Year's ritual there?
**[19:53] Sensei**
I-It kind of bothers you unless
you go on the First, doesn't it?
**[19:56] Umio**
Yeah, it bothers you, right?
**[20:14] Sensei**
Sorry, it's actually pretty crowded.
**[20:17] Umio**
It's nothing compared to Umanohone today.
**[20:20] Sensei**
That's true.
**[20:21] Sensei**
Oh, yeah.
**[20:23] ---**
I want to show you my special place.
**[20:27] Umio**
Your special place?
**[20:43] Umio**
It's so pretty.
**[20:45] Sensei**
It's nice, right? This empty lot.
**[20:47] Sensei**
There aren't any people here.
**[20:48] Umio**
Do you come here often?
**[20:51] Sensei**
Yeah, when I'm out of ideas and stuff.
**[20:57] Umio**
By the way, what did you wish for?
**[21:01] Sensei**
Well,
**[21:05] ---**
isn't it obvious?
**[21:08] Sensei**
I wished I could make my debut
as a manga artist this year.
**[21:13] Umio**
Yeah.
**[21:21] Umio**
You can do it.
**[21:23] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[21:27] Sensei**
*I'm such a cheater.*
**[21:32] Sensei**
*I can't tell him I made two wishes.*
**[21:38] Sensei**
What did you wish for, Umi-kun?
**[21:43] Umio**
It's a secret.
**[21:44] Sensei**
What? You cheater!
**[21:48] Sensei**
Tell me!
**[21:50] Umio**
No, it's embarrassing!
**[21:50] Umio**
Come on! Tell me!
***SIGN*** Next morning
**[23:27] Kantoku**
You like work, right? You'll be fine.
**[23:31] ---**
N-No!
***SIGN*** Manager
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching!
**[23:38] Kantoku**
Next week is Valentine's Day.
**[23:39] Kantoku**
We get to admire Hio-tan
covered in chocolate.
***SIGN*** Please watch again next time!
**[23:43] Hio**
No, we don't!
**[23:44] ---**
We don't?
**[23:44] ---**
***SIGN*** Uma-kun's Recommendation!
***SIGN*** Appearing next week?! Watch again!
***SIGN*** Illustration: kona
***SIGN*** Eat My Chocolate Banana
***SIGN*** All the fujoshi across the country are in a panic! A love story between a sweets-loving high school guy (straight), who falls for a gay chocolate pâtissier (totally S)! Does he want to eat chocolate or his xxxx?! Panic! Panic!
# 4 - King of POP
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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***SIGN*** King of POP
**[00:05] Hio**
All right.
**[00:09] Hio**
Good morning.
***SIGN*** World Heritage Site Series
***SIGN*** Very delicious.
**[00:23] Hio**
Is this a World Heritage Site?
**[00:26] Kantoku**
It's no fun just filling
the shelves, so I set it up
**[00:29] ---**
so that the staff each have one
shelf of manga to promote.
**[00:33] Hio**
One shelf each?
**[00:35] Kantoku**
Yeah, and you all compete against
the other shelves' sales.
**[00:39] Hio**
So that's why we have this huge line-up?
***SIGN*** Come on Parthenon
**[00:43] Kantoku**
And this is Kameko's shelf.
**[00:45] Hio**
It's pretty elaborate.
***SIGN*** Open Borders Magical Girl
Kurofune Uraga-chan
**[00:54] Hio**
Is this Sensei-chan's art?
**[00:56] Kantoku**
Yeah. She made it at home.
**[00:59] ---**
She's making good use of her talents here.
**[01:02] Hio**
Sensei-chan's amazing.
***SIGN*** Chef Sommelier's Recommendation! Will the Sommelier present his smile?
***SIGN*** Bringing you the best hand-picked manga
***SIGN*** Synopsis
**[01:05] Hio**
This one's Sommelier-kun's shelf, right?
**[01:09] Kantoku**
Yeah, he had Kameko take a
picture and make a panel.
**[01:12] Hio**
I can't believe he's selling himself.
**[01:14] Kantoku**
He's the face of this store, after all.
**[01:18] Kantoku**
I'm sure a lot of people will buy it
just because Sommelier recommends it.
**[01:22] Hio**
It's Sommelier-kun all right.
They all look good.
**[01:26] Kantoku**
Those two read an insane amount.
**[01:29] Hio**
I see.
**[01:30] Kantoku**
Next up,
**[01:32] Kantoku**
Fu Girl's zombie shelf!
**[03:06] Kantoku**
Next up,
**[03:08] Kantoku**
Fu Girl's zombie shelf!
**[03:10] Hio**
Which means...
**[03:15] Hio**
Huh?
**[03:17] Hio**
Huh?
**[03:19] Hio**
It's kind of normal.
**[03:21] Kantoku**
Yeah.
**[03:22] Hio**
I was totally expecting
Fuga-chan's shelf to be...
**[03:25] Hio**
or...
**[03:28] Hio**
or something along those lines.
**[03:30] Kantoku**
I asked her not to do real zombies,
because they're too violent.
**[03:34] (Flashback) Kantoku**
You shouldn't do gore.
**[03:36] (Flashback) Fu**
Oh, come on.
**[03:37] Hio**
There are all kinds of restrictions, huh?
**[03:39] Hio**
I wonder if there's anything I can read.
**[03:55] Kantoku**
She can't do gore, so she's
doing shock stuff instead.
**[03:59] Fu**
We were actually practicing for
Umio-kun to play a zombie, but...
**[04:05] Umio**
Are you ready?
**[04:06] Fu**
Yes.
**[04:25] Umio**
Wait, stop!
**[04:36] Fu**
So Umio-kun stopped cooperating.
**[04:40] Hio**
You should have stopped there.
**[04:42] Kantoku**
And last, but not least...
**[04:44] Kantoku**
My shelf.
***SIGN*** Hio-tan loves it!
***SIGN*** Limited edition post cards
***SIGN*** Momotarou of Wakasa
***SIGN*** Brawns and Buttheads
**[04:48] Hio**
I never gave you permission to use me!
**[04:50] Panel**
I recommend this. Hio-tan reads
it, too. A lady needs to read BL.
**[04:54] Hio**
It's talking, too!
**[04:55] Hio**
And it's so low-quality!
**[04:58] Hio**
And why is it all BL?!
**[05:00] Kantoku**
It's easier to focus on selling a
single genre, and more effective.
**[05:04] Panel**
I recommend this. Hio-tan reads
it, too. A lady needs to read BL.
**[05:06] A**
I smell it.
**[05:06] B**
I do.
**[05:07] C**
I smell it.
**[05:08] All**
I smell boys' love!
**[05:13] Kantoku**
See? I'm selling like crazy.
**[05:15] Hio**
No way!
**[05:16] Hio**
Stop it! My image!
**[05:18] Kantoku**
But it's the best-selling shelf.
**[05:21] ---**
Your femininity must be bringing
out the dudeness of the covers.
**[05:26] Hio**
N-No.
**[05:29] Kantoku**
I'm counting on you from now on.
**[05:31] Hio**
Fine, if you insist.
**[05:34] Kantoku**
*Hio-tan's easy to handle.*
**[05:37] Hio**
What about Umi-chan's shelf?
***SIGN*** Popular!!!
***SIGN*** Anime in the works
***SIGN*** Staff pick
**[05:41] Hio**
It's plain.
**[05:44] Umio**
You're all too wacky!
**[05:46] Hio**
I'm a bit disappointed.
**[05:47] Umio**
Oh, come on! I tried!
***SIGN*** Drifting Classroom
Back to the ocean!
No. 1 drifter manga
**[05:50] Kantoku**
You like this manga, huh?
**[05:52] Umio**
Yes, I've been reading the
author's webcomics, too.
**[05:56] Kantoku**
It looks normal at first glance,
but you've chosen some promising books.
**[06:00] Umio**
None of them are famous yet,
but they're all manga that I like.
**[06:04] Hio**
I get it.
**[06:06] Hio**
It's because you all have manga that you like
**[06:10] ---**
that you can present so many.
**[06:13] Hio**
I'm counting on you, too.
**[06:15] ---**
Okay.
**[06:18] Hio**
But then, what kind of shelf should I make?
**[06:24] Hio**
All the manga I like are mainstream.
**[06:29] Sensei**
I think your only option would
be to read a lot of manga.
**[06:32] Kameko**
Indeed.
**[06:34] Hio**
You're all so awesome.
**[06:36] Hio**
You set up all those memorable shelves.
**[06:40] Hio**
Kame-chan's photo and Sensei's
manga are practically professional.
**[06:43] Hio**
You're both good at it because
you like doing it, right?
**[06:46] Sensei**
Well, I do, I guess.
**[06:48] Kameko**
I do.
**[06:50] Hio**
I don't even have anything I like.
**[06:53] Hio**
I don't have anything.
**[06:58] Sensei**
That's not true.
**[07:00] Sensei**
You just don't know what you like yet.
**[07:04] Sensei**
Okay, let's go find it.
**[07:11] Sensei**
Gotta have a change of perspective sometimes.
***SIGN*** Mikan Books
**[07:18] Hio**
I-It's the—
**[07:21] Hio**
It's Umanohone's rival store.
**[07:23] Hio**
Our enemies in the Denki-gai bloodbath.
**[07:28] Hio**
It's Mikan Books!
**[07:30] Sensei**
It is.
**[07:31] Hio**
Why are we here?
**[07:33] Sensei**
We're spying!
**[07:44] Sensei**
I don't think you have to hide.
**[07:46] Hio**
But won't we get tortured if we get caught?
**[07:49] Sensei**
Of course not.
**[07:50] Fu**
Different stores have different
ways of pushing books.
**[07:54] ---**
You should check other stores sometimes.
**[07:56] Hio**
Oh, really?
**[08:00] Hio**
Are you interested in that book?
***SIGN*** Gleaming with Manliness
Bouzuman's crowning achievement
**[08:02] Sensei**
I can't see inside,
and there's no marketing text.
**[08:06] Sensei**
Still, I'm buying it.
**[08:08] Sensei**
I like this cover, and this one.
**[08:11] Sensei**
I'm buying it.
**[08:14] Hio**
Can you tell from just the
cover whether it's good or not?
**[08:17] Sensei**
I can't.
**[08:18] ---**
But it'd be a shame if there's a
good one that I ended up not buying.
**[08:23] Sensei**
Besides, it'd suck if it
ended before it got popular.
**[08:35] Sensei**
You'll never see the same manga twice.
**[08:37] Sensei**
If there's ever a manga that I'm even
slightly interested in, I buy it.
**[08:43] Sensei**
Of course, a lot of times I don't
have enough money to buy what want.
**[08:47] Fu**
Can I go look upstairs?
**[08:49] Kameko**
I want to see the figures.
**[08:51] Sensei**
Sure, we'll be waiting here.
**[08:54] A**
Yikes!
**[08:56] Sensei**
See how they're true to their desires?
**[09:00] Sensei**
But there are some that
can never become honest.
***SIGN*** Games 3D History Adult Shoujo manga Comedy Shonen manga
**[09:04] Sensei**
A store's job is to guide
people to their desires.
**[09:08] Sensei**
That's what the line-ups are for.
**[09:10] Sensei**
Are you true to your desires, Hio-tan?
**[09:13] Sensei**
That's, well...
**[09:16] Sensei**
You really do want some books, don't you?
**[09:20] Sensei**
You don't have to hide it.
**[09:27] Sensei**
This is Denki-gai, the land
where all desires are welcome.
**[09:32] Hio**
Desires?
**[09:33] Sensei**
So, Hio-tan, be honest about what you want.
**[09:37] Hio**
Okay.
**[09:43] Hio**
I want to read that book.
**[09:49] Hio**
It's good. I like it.
**[09:52] Sensei**
You're getting it now.
**[09:58] Hio**
All those books I've been ignoring
until now are sparkling.
**[10:02] Sensei**
This sense when you enter a new genre
**[10:04] ---**
of having found a mountain of treasures.
**[10:05] Sensei**
Isn't it fun?
**[10:07] Hio**
Yes, it's exciting.
**[10:09] Hio**
I want to share this feeling with people.
**[10:13] Hio**
Sensei, I'm going to make my shelf.
**[10:16] Sensei**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[10:21] Hio**
So this one goes here, and this one...
**[10:27] Kantoku**
Hey, Hio-tan.
**[10:30] Hio**
Kantoku.
**[10:31] Hio**
I found a genre that I like.
**[10:33] Kantoku**
Sports dramas and friend dramas.
**[10:37] Kantoku**
You're enthusiastic, huh?
**[10:38] Kantoku**
I'll pay you for overtime.
**[10:40] Hio**
Thank you.
**[10:42] Kantoku**
Oh, in that case,
**[10:44] ---**
you should set these ones up, too.
**[10:47] Kantoku**
And this one.
**[10:48] Hio**
All this?!
**[10:50] Kantoku**
You can read them at home.
I'll buy them for you.
**[10:53] Hio**
But I haven't read them yet,
so I can't recommend them.
**[10:58] Kantoku**
Let's say I recommend them, then.
**[11:01] Kantoku**
I'll teach you how to
arrange books effectively.
**[11:05] Kantoku**
What's wrong?
**[11:06] Hio**
No— Thanks.
**[11:10] Hio**
You're nice when we're alone.
**[11:15] Kantoku**
I'm always nice.
**[11:16] Hio**
You're always mean to me.
**[11:18] Kantoku**
You sure?
**[11:19] Hio**
I'm sure.
***SIGN*** I love you! (As a friend)
***SIGN*** Hot and heavy
***SIGN*** Balls-out sports battle
***SIGN*** Anything goes, 'cause we're just friends!
***SIGN*** Approved by *the* Kantoku!
***SIGN*** Boys' friendship special!
**[11:31] Umio**
Kantoku, just what did
you do to Hio-tan-senpai?
**[11:36] Hio**
Good morning, Kantoku!
**[11:41] Kantoku**
Morning, Hio-tan.
**[11:42] Kantoku**
How were yesterday's books?
**[11:45] Hio**
I read them, but they're all—
**[11:49] Hio**
they all go way past friendship!
**[11:52] Kantoku**
Were they?
**[11:54] Kantoku**
You knew, and you read all of them anyway.
**[11:57] Hio**
But—
**[11:58] Kantoku**
You read them.
**[12:00] Hio**
I read them.
**[12:03] Hio**
Why are you looking at me like that?
**[12:05] Umio**
*Hio-tan's shelf soon became the best seller.*
**[12:19] Fu**
Good morning.
**[12:21] Hio**
Hey, Fuga-chan. Morning.
**[12:23] Sensei**
Morning.
**[12:25] Fu**
Here.
**[12:30] Sensei**
Here, Sensei.
**[12:32] Sensei**
Here, Hio-tan.
**[12:33] Hio**
Thanks.
**[12:34] Hio**
This one's for you.
**[12:35] Hio**
Thanks, I'm happy.
**[12:36] Sensei**
*I totally forgot.*
**[12:38] Sensei**
* Today is the biggest*
* girl's event of the year.*
**[12:40] Sensei**
*It's Valentine's Day!*
**[12:41] Sensei**
* Also known as "National Standardized*
* Girl Power Exam Final Answer Finals!"*
**[13:03] Sensei**
My girl power is too damn low!
**[13:08] Hio**
Sensei-chan, are you okay?
**[13:09] Fu**
Hey, Fumio-kun,
**[13:13] Fu**
I, uh, I made a chocolate.
**[13:18] Fu**
I thought you might like it.
**[13:21] Umio**
Homemade, huh?
**[13:23] Umio**
Thank you.
**[13:29] Fu**
Melty zombie chocolate.
**[13:31] Fu**
Like it was too early.
**[13:33] Umio**
I don't really like zombies.
**[13:37] Umio**
I don't really like zombies.
**[13:39] Umio**
I don't like zombies.
**[13:40] Umio**
I don't like zombies.
**[13:43] Umio**
I'm really a zombie.
**[14:03] Kantoku**
Looking for something?
**[14:04] Fu**
K-Kantoku.
**[14:06] Fu**
Where's Sommelier-kun?
**[14:08] Kantoku**
Sommelier?
**[14:09] Kantoku**
He's on 6th floor today.
**[14:11] Fu**
Oh, yeah. Today is the Sommelier Party.
**[14:15] Kameko**
Testing.
**[14:17] Kameko**
The wait is over.
**[14:19] ---**
Sommelier Party Valentine's Special!
***SIGN*** Sommelier Party Valentine's Special!
**[14:27] Hio**
"Sommelier Party Valentine's Special"?
**[14:30] Kantoku**
Yeah, it's a romance manga
special for Valentine's Day.
***SIGN*** Prescription of Love
***SIGN*** Sommelier, Cupid of Love
***SIGN*** One-winged fallen angel arrives
**[14:35] Kantoku**
First love, unrequited love, steamy love,
**[14:37] ---**
pure love, cheating, school romance,
office romance, long-distance romance.
**[14:39] Kantoku**
He'll hook you up with anything.
**[14:41] Hio**
Sommelier-san sure is amazing.
**[14:45] A**
S-Sommelier-san, would you have this please?
**[14:54] B**
Mine, too.
**[14:55] C**
Me, too.
**[14:57] Umio**
Sommelier-san is popular.
**[15:00] Kantoku**
Yeah, and he has a lot of fans.
**[15:03] Kantoku**
Every year, he gets a ton of chocolates.
**[15:06] Kantoku**
That's roughly what he got last year.
**[15:08] Umio**
All that?
**[15:16] Kantoku**
Hey, Sommelier,
**[15:18] Kantoku**
You remember this aura, don't you?
**[15:30] All**
Ero-hon G-man-san!
**[15:32] Hio**
She's back!
**[15:34] (Flashback) G-men**
I am an ero book lover.
**[15:38] (Flashback) G-men**
I am an ero book lover!
**[15:52] G-men**
The book you showed that student just now.
**[15:56] G-men**
Its content is rather extreme.
**[15:58] G-men**
It's quite
**[16:00] ---**
unwholesome!
**[16:08] G-men**
The books you presented at
the previous Sommelier Party
**[16:11] ---**
were also unwholesome indeed.
**[16:14] G-men**
However, I am
**[16:19] ---**
an unwholesome human being!
**[16:31] G-men**
I came today to thank you.
**[16:36] G-men**
Please hook me up with more
unwholesome books going forward.
**[16:42] G-men**
Now, then.
***SIGN*** Take my chocolate banana
in your mouth <3
**[17:20] Sensei**
Which one is good?
**[17:32] Sensei**
Which one is the right one?
**[17:37] Sensei**
I choose you!
**[17:41] A**
Hello.
**[17:44] A**
Age verification, please.
**[17:45] A**
Never mind, not for this one.
**[17:50] Fu**
The Sommelier Party's over, right?
**[17:52] Fu**
Where's Sommelier-kun?
**[17:55] Kantoku**
He already went home.
**[17:58] Kantoku**
You still haven't given him yours?
**[18:01] Fu**
No, I'll give it to him some other day.
**[18:07] Fu**
Sorry.
**[18:08] Fu**
I'll go back to work.
**[18:16] Kantoku**
It's fine. There aren't
too many customers today.
**[18:20] Kantoku**
You can still catch up to him.
**[18:21] Fu**
Kantoku.
**[18:24] Fu**
Thank you.
**[18:26] Kantoku**
Yep, good luck.
**[18:27] Fu**
Oh, and this.
**[18:43] Fu**
There he is.
**[18:44] Fu**
Sommelier-kun.
**[18:48] Fu**
He walks so fast.
**[18:52] Fu**
Sommelier-kun.
**[18:54] Fu**
Sommelier-kun.
**[18:57] Fu**
Sommelier-kun.
**[19:01] Fu**
Sommelier-kun.
**[19:12] Fu**
Sommelier-kun, where are we?
**[19:29] Fu**
I ended up not catching
you until you got home.
**[19:37] Fu**
*I'm in Sommelier-kun's room.*
***SIGN*** Batalia
**[19:46] Fu**
What's that manga? I really want to read it.
***SIGN*** 28 Seconds Later
**[20:13] Fu**
*No, I didn't come here to read manga.*
**[20:16] Fu**
* Beware, Sommelier's incredibly*
* comfortable home.*
**[20:22] Fu**
*I'm just here to give him something.*
**[20:25] Fu**
*So why?*
**[20:27] Fu**
*Why can't I bring it up?*
**[20:30] Fu**
Sommelier-kun.
**[20:33] Fu**
H-Here.
**[20:35] Fu**
For you.
**[20:41] Fu**
Y-You can open it.
***SIGN*** Hot Chocolate Fudge
***SIGN*** Pour that hot chocolate on me...
**[20:50] Fu**
Did you already have it?
**[20:53] Fu**
You always teach me things.
**[20:57] Fu**
So for once, I wanted to give you something.
**[21:05] Fu**
Thanks for everything.
**[21:07] Fu**
I hope you'll teach me more.
**[21:18] Fu**
So can I come to your place again?
**[21:23] Fu**
To read the rest, and stuff.
**[21:56] Fu**
*Why?*
**[22:01] Fu**
*Why couldn't I give this to him?*
***SIGN*** Manager
**[23:37] G-men**
You want me to read the preview?
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching
**[23:39] G-men**
I don't usually work after hours, but...
***SIGN*** See you again!
**[23:41] G-men**
Very well.
**[23:42] G-men**
Next episode is panty shots.
**[23:44] G-men**
Understand? Panty shots.
**[23:45] G-men**
Panty shots. Panty shots!
***SIGN*** Hot Chocolate Fudge
***SIGN*** Pour that hot chocolate on me...
***SIGN*** Illustration: Haruse Hiroki
***SIGN*** Uma-kun's pick!
**[23:47] [SONG] Text**
Another uneventful Valentine's Day!
A 2D gem to get you through the
trials of reality!! Let's pour plenty
of chocolate on this gift girl! (What)
***SIGN*** See you again!
# 5 - Panties in the Spring / I am Rain / Rustling
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:04] Sensei**
Umi-kun...
**[00:05] Umio**
Yes?
**[00:07] Sensei**
Do you... uh...
**[00:13] ---**
want to see panties?
**[00:15] Sensei**
I'm asking if you want
me to show you panties.
**[00:20] Sensei**
No, it's not like that!
**[00:23] Umio**
Sensei-san.
**[00:26] Sensei**
You like panties, don't you?
**[02:00] (Flashback) Kantoku**
No good.
**[02:02] (Flashback) Kantoku**
All the manga you draw
have the same problem.
***SIGN*** Panties in the Spring
**[02:07] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Your art is definitely good.
**[02:09] (Flashback) Kantoku**
And your girls are cute.
**[02:11] (Flashback) Kantoku**
They're cute, but there's
a fatal lack of panties.
**[02:19] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Panties provide a straightforward sexiness.
**[02:22] (Flashback) Kantoku**
You don't do enough service.
**[02:25] (Flashback) Sensei**
But I show panties in this frame.
**[02:28] (Flashback) Sensei**
And I don't think people expect
that kind of thing from my mangas.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Your panties aren't panties.
**[02:34] (Flashback) Kantoku**
They're just a blob of cloth.
**[02:37] (Flashback) Kantoku**
You can't just show them.
**[02:39] (Flashback) Kantoku**
The situation leading up to the panties,
**[02:41] (Flashback) Kantoku**
the ratio of panties to everything else,
**[02:43] (Flashback) Kantoku**
the reactions of the characters...
**[02:44] (Flashback) Kantoku**
All that goes into panties.
**[02:47] (Flashback) Kantoku**
You can tell good panties from the draft.
**[02:50] (Flashback) Kantoku**
So as part of your training,
I'll have you set up this shelf.
***SIGN*** Spring Panties Festival
**[02:58] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Umanohone's annual fair:
**[03:00] (Flashback) Kantoku**
The Wholesome Erohon Special!
**[03:02] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Also known as the Spring Panties Festival!
**[03:05] (Flashback) Kantoku**
This example is from last year.
**[03:07] (Flashback) Sensei**
"S-Spring Panties Festival."
**[03:10] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Here's a hint:
**[03:13] (Flashback) Kantoku**
There's no boy that hates panties.
**[03:17] ---**
Boys don't hate underwear.
**[03:21] Sensei**
And that's what he said to me.
**[03:26] Umio**
These are all manga with good panties.
**[03:30] Umio**
I'm not an expert, but this is all I know of.
**[03:33] Umio**
Please read them.
**[03:37] Sensei**
But it's spring. Why does Kantoku
want to do a panties festival?
**[03:43] Umio**
Sensei, don't you notice something?
**[03:49] Sensei**
This is set in the spring.
**[03:52] Sensei**
This one, too.
**[03:53] Sensei**
And this one.
**[03:53] Umio**
Exactly!
**[03:54] Umio**
Panties are a given when you meet
**[03:56] ---**
someone at the beginning
of a new time in your life.
**[03:57] Umio**
You fall over walking unfamiliar streets.
**[03:59] Umio**
You get pranked by the wind in the
uniform you aren't used to wearing.
**[04:02] Umio**
The color of cherry blossoms.
**[04:03] Umio**
The color of panties.
**[04:06] Umio**
Spring is
**[04:08] ---**
the season of panties.
**[04:13] Sensei**
Spring is
**[04:15] Sensei**
the season of panties.
**[04:20] Umio**
I'm not an expert, but I know *that* much.
**[04:22] Umio**
So here, Sensei-san.
**[04:25] Sensei**
You can't even see the panties here.
**[04:28] Sensei**
This isn't helpful.
**[04:31] Sensei**
No.
**[04:32] Sensei**
By hiding the panties so
incessantly, it's as if...
**[04:36] ---**
they're not wearing panties!
**[04:39] Umio**
There's more to panties
than just showing them.
**[04:42] Umio**
By going to the very edge
of not showing panties,
**[04:44] ---**
you give the reader the hope that
she might not be wearing any at all.
**[04:48] Umio**
This is
**[04:49] ---**
the Condition of Not Wearing panties!
**[04:52] Umio**
There are infinite possibilities
until the skirt is lifted.
**[04:56] Umio**
It's known as Schrodinger's Panties!
**[04:58] Umio**
I'm not an expert, but even *I* know that.
**[05:01] Umio**
This is basic knowledge!
**[05:03] Sensei**
I never knew.
**[05:05] Sensei**
It's so deep.
**[05:06] Umio**
All right then,
**[05:08] ---**
let's build the panties shelf.
***SIGN*** Tentative Panties Festival Venue
**[05:18] Sensei**
Just watch me, Panties Master!
***SIGN*** Mascot character
Umanami-chan
***SIGN*** Umanami!
**[05:26] Sensei**
I-It is done, Master.
**[05:29] Umio**
Indeed, let's see.
**[05:31] Umio**
The display pops out...
**[05:33] Umio**
You've even used real panties
to really catch people's attention.
**[05:37] Umio**
And the manga...
**[05:41] Umio**
A good assortment indeed.
**[05:43] Umio**
I see many fresh panties.
***SIGN*** She Must Be Wearing Panties
Dark Panties in Hell -- Panties are Hell!
My Panties are Blue Once a Week
Panties are actually tasty!! 100 Panty Recipes
Panties! Panties! High school
Anti-Panty
Her and Her Panties
**[05:50] Umio**
It's a liftable uniform skirt display!
**[06:00] Umio**
Incredible!
**[06:02] Umio**
It almost lifts up, but it doesn't.
**[06:04] Umio**
Brilliant!
**[06:05] Sensei**
And for the buyers of select products...
**[06:10] Sensei**
A panties-style hat!
**[06:13] Umio**
There's nothing to be
ashamed of; it's just a hat!
**[06:16] Umio**
Excellent.
**[06:18] Umio**
I have nothing more to teach you.
**[06:21] Umio**
I'm not an expert to begin with.
**[06:22] Sensei**
Master!
**[06:22] Sensei**
Panties Master!
**[06:25] Umio**
That's enough acting.
**[06:27] Sensei**
Yeah.
**[06:28] Umio**
This is amazing.
**[06:29] Umio**
It's full of good ideas.
**[06:31] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[06:32] Sensei**
It's thanks to you.
**[06:34] Umio**
You surprised me at first, though.
**[06:36] Umio**
You asked me if I wanted to see panties.
**[06:37] Sensei**
That was a little mistake.
**[06:41] Sensei**
Don't laugh!
**[06:45] Sensei**
But you know,
**[06:47] ---**
do you ever want to see my panties?
**[06:57] Sensei**
I-I take it back.
**[06:58] Sensei**
Never mind.
**[07:00] Umio**
Y-Yes.
**[07:06] Sensei**
Stop imagining it!
**[07:07] Umio**
Sorry.
**[07:10] Sensei**
Anyway,
**[07:13] ---**
I thought I knew more or
less everything about manga.
**[07:18] Sensei**
Looks like I'm not there yet.
**[07:20] Sensei**
Now I know I still have a lot to learn.
**[07:24] Sensei**
All right,
**[07:26] ---**
I'm going to write a good manga.
**[07:30] Umio**
About that manga...
**[07:36] Hio**
I'm late.
**[07:38] Hio**
The store's going to open.
**[07:42] Hio**
Hey.
**[07:42] Umio**
Why...
**[07:44] ---**
do you show Kantoku but not me?
**[07:48] Hio**
*Show? What?*
**[07:50] Sensei**
No, I'm showing Kantoku because
he gives me good advice.
**[07:54] Umio**
This is rude of me, but I'd like to
**[07:59] ---**
at least see your panties!
**[08:04] Umio**
No, that wouldn't mean anything.
**[08:06] Umio**
Show me everything.
**[08:09] Sensei**
N-Not everything. I'm too shy.
**[08:11] Hio**
*No duh!*
**[08:12] Umio**
But you'd show Kantoku everything?
**[08:15] Hio**
*You showed Kantoku everything?!*
**[08:17] Sensei**
But you're always looking
forward to seeing it.
**[08:20] Hio**
*You're always seeing it?!*
**[08:22] Sensei**
I thought it might ruin half
the fun if I showed you early.
**[08:25] Hio**
*What are you having fun doing?!*
**[08:28] Hio**
*I can't handle anymore.*
**[08:29] Hio**
*Help!*
**[08:30] Sensei**
And I'm too embarrassed to show you my draft.
**[08:35] Umio**
Sensei, I like your manga.
**[08:38] Umio**
Don't be embarrassed.
**[08:39] Umio**
Be confident.
**[08:44] Umio**
Thanks, I feel a little more confident.
**[08:48] Kantoku**
Hio-tan,
**[08:50] ---**
stop pulling me.
**[08:51] Hio**
But they're— they're—
**[08:54] Kantoku**
* It's probably a misunderstanding*
* on Hio-tan's part.*
**[08:57] Umio**
I want to see more than just your panties.
**[09:01] Umio**
I want to see your boobs and butt!
**[09:05] Sensei**
I-I get that you desire it.
**[09:08] Sensei**
Please do from now on, then.
**[09:11] Hio**
Umi-chan...
**[09:13] Sensei**
Hio-tan?
**[09:14] Umio**
Senpai!
**[09:15] Sensei**
Hio-tan!
**[09:16] Hio**
*I never knew: finding out someone you*
**[09:19] ---**
* thought was normal is really*
* a pervert makes you cry.*
**[09:25] Uma**
Denki-gai no Honya-san.
**[09:33] Fu**
The humidity's making my hair bouncy.
**[09:35] Hio**
I know, right?
**[09:37] Fu**
Hio-tan.
**[09:38] Fu**
Do you have a hair dryer?
**[09:39] Hio**
Forget it.
**[09:40] Hio**
It doesn't matter how much you dry it.
When it rains, it's going to end up like this.
***SIGN*** Poof
**[09:44] Fu**
You're right.
**[09:46] Hio**
Can't do anything about humidity.
**[09:48] Sensei**
* My hair's never ended up like*
* that because of the humidity.*
**[09:52] Sensei**
*Is it because I don't have enough girl power?*
**[09:58] Hio**
I bet Kame-chan has a hard time, too.
**[10:01] Kameko**
Th-That's not true.
**[10:07] Hio**
It's so much fuller than usual. Can I see?
**[10:10] Kameko**
No.
**[10:18] Hio**
Awesome afro.
**[10:20] Fu**
It's cute.
**[10:20] Kameko**
It's not an afro.
**[10:23] Kameko**
I envy your pretty hair.
**[10:26] Sensei**
R-Really?
**[10:27] Kantoku**
We're opening now.
**[10:29] ---**
Okay.
**[10:31] Kantoku**
Huh? Where's Sommelier?
**[10:32] Kameko**
He's not here yet.
**[10:34] Sensei**
Is he late? That doesn't happen often.
**[10:36] Hio**
Sommelie—
**[10:46] A**
You, why are you dressed like that?
**[10:48] Kantoku**
What are you doing, Sommelier?
**[10:50] Sensei**
I want to do a life drawing.
**[10:52] Kantoku**
Dude, Sensei!
**[10:53] Sensei**
Can I touch you? For science?
**[10:56] Kantoku**
Sommelier, wear something so
you don't get Hio-tan excited!
**[10:59] Hio**
I-I'm not excited!
**[11:01] Kameko**
That's it, great!
**[11:02] Kantoku**
Kameko!
**[11:07] Kantoku**
What's up with your hair?
**[11:08] Hio**
It was really poofy,
so Hio-tan tied it for me.
**[11:12] Hio**
It's weird, right?
**[11:14] Kantoku**
It actually looks good on you.
**[11:20] Kameko**
You're not going to get
anything by complimenting me.
**[11:25] Kantoku**
Okay, let's get ready for lunch, you two.
***SIGN*** Huge Boobs
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[12:06] Fu**
It's really coming down now.
**[12:29] Hio**
It's so humid.
**[12:31] Hio**
I just shrinkwrapped this book,
and it's already so wrinkly.
**[12:34] Kantoku**
You should set the temperature lower.
**[12:37] G-men**
How unwholesome.
**[12:39] G-men**
Despicable.
***SIGN*** Despicable indeed.
***SIGN*** It's all unwholesome!
***SIGN*** This is for evidence.
***SIGN*** And I'd like the B bonus.
**[12:50] Kantoku**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** Huge Boobs
**[13:05] Kantoku**
What the hell are you doing, Sommelier?
**[13:08] Kantoku**
Hio-tan, not you, too!
**[13:10] Sensei**
Science! Science!
**[13:11] Kantoku**
Stop it, Kameko!
**[13:12] Kantoku**
Sensei, stop tinkering with it!
**[13:13] A**
Put that girl down!
**[13:15] A**
You!
**[13:16] Kantoku**
Yes?
**[13:17] A**
You're causing a ruckus!
**[13:19] A**
All the time!
**[13:19] A**
I'm busy, you know.
**[13:21] Kantoku**
Sorry.
**[13:33] G-men**
How unwholesome!
**[13:36] G-men**
Your existence is unwholesome!
**[13:39] G-men**
You walking book of unwholesomeness!
**[13:43] G-men**
Riotous!
**[13:44] G-men**
Despicable!
**[13:45] G-men**
Research!
**[13:46] G-men**
I must submit it as evidence!
***SIGN*** Please take me I like dried sardines
***SIGN*** Home Center
***SIGN*** Kitty litter
***SIGN*** Nyanderful Dried Sardines
***SIGN*** Kitty potty
**[16:02] Umio**
What?!
**[16:04] Umio**
*The* light novel author Tsumori Haruka
**[16:06] ---**
a.k.a. Tsumorin is coming to Umanohone?!
**[16:09] Kantoku**
She's holding a signing.
**[16:12] Umio**
Tsumorin, the writer of the *Die Heart 2*
Momohara Onomi-chan scenario.
**[16:16] Umio**
I want to see her live, even just a glimpse!
**[16:19] Hio**
I heard she's at the Uma office saying hi.
**[16:22] Hio**
You should go.
**[16:25] Umio**
No, I won't meet her.
**[16:27] Hio**
Why not?
**[16:28] Umio**
I could die to meet her,
**[16:30] ---**
but it would be a an abuse of
authority— a personal affair.
**[16:33] Umio**
I will see her from a
distance as another fan.
**[16:36] Umio**
This is my duty as a fan!
**[16:39] Umio**
I want to see her do well
because she's a new author.
**[16:43] Hio**
Are you going, Kantoku?
**[16:45] Kantoku**
No, I'll pass.
**[16:51] Tsumorin**
Hi, everyone.
***SIGN*** Tsumorin
**[16:57] Tsumorin**
Good morning.
**[17:00] Umio**
Tsumorin!
**[17:01] Tsumorin**
Kan-chan, long time no see.
**[17:03] Tsumorin**
How've you been?
**[17:08] Umio**
Tsumorin was an Uma employee?
**[17:10] Kameko**
Yeah, before she became a writer.
**[17:13] Kantoku**
She insisted on helping.
**[17:16] Kantoku**
But why are you dressed like that?
**[17:18] Tsumorin**
It's my dress for today.
**[17:20] Kantoku**
You still really like cosplay, huh?
**[17:22] Kantoku**
Why didn't I start work earlier?
**[17:25] Kantoku**
I want to go back in time and punch
myself if it'd make me work at Uma!
**[17:28] Kantoku**
Can you take your post, if you're helping?
**[17:30] Kantoku**
You're stocking with Hio-tan.
**[17:32] Kantoku**
Umio, you go to the back and put
the bonuses in the magazines.
**[17:35] Umio**
Please no, Kantoku!
**[17:37] Hio**
Hey, they're pretty close.
**[17:40] Hio**
I thought they didn't like
each other, since Kantoku
**[17:43] ---**
didn't seem to want to see her.
**[17:46] Kameko**
Those two used to go out.
**[17:49] Hio**
Yeah?
**[17:56] Hio**
You mean, go out, not as
in shopping and stuff?
**[17:59] Kameko**
No, dating.
**[18:01] Hio**
Not going out to karate or anything?
**[18:02] Kameko**
As boyfriend and girlfriend.
**[18:08] Tsumorin**
Nice to meet you, Hio-tan-san.
**[18:10] Hio**
Nice to meet you.
**[18:12] Hio**
*I can't believe she used to date Kantoku.*
**[18:15] Hio**
*What is she like, exactly?*
**[18:18] Kantoku**
Can you put those out?
**[18:20] Tsumorin**
Okay.
**[18:21] Tsumorin**
Here we go.
**[18:24] Hio**
*She picked up all those books at once!*
**[18:26] Hio**
*I could never do that.*
**[18:29] Hio**
*She's a skilled woman.*
**[18:32] ---**
Ow!
**[18:36] Tsumorin**
I messed up.
**[18:41] Kantoku**
I spent two hours stacking that tower!
**[18:44] Tsumorin**
Sorry—
**[18:46] Kantoku**
The big pop-up!
**[18:48] Kantoku**
The banner!
**[18:49] Kantoku**
The shelf!
**[18:51] Hio**
*This is a skilled woman?*
**[18:56] Kantoku**
Who asked you to join in?
**[18:58] Hio**
I wanted to be a skilled woman.
**[19:02] Tsumorin**
Kan-chan.
**[19:03] Kantoku**
It's fine.
**[19:04] Kantoku**
Go inside and insert the bonuses in the
**[19:05] ---**
magazines and wrap them up for me.
**[19:07] Kantoku**
You were the one that
**[19:09] ---**
taught me not to carry
more than you can handle.
**[19:13] Tsumorin**
Sorry.
**[19:14] Tsumorin**
I got carried away thinking about the past.
**[19:19] Kantoku**
Damn.
**[19:21] Kantoku**
She takes a lot of work.
**[19:27] Tsumorin**
Sorry, I'm a klutz.
**[19:30] Hio**
No, I am, too.
**[19:33] Hio**
Like yesterday, I put up magazines
before I hadn't counted them.
**[19:36] Hio**
And I got slow and made a
huge lineup at the register.
**[19:39] Tsumorin**
It's tough.
**[19:40] Tsumorin**
Kantoku used to get angry at me all the time.
**[19:43] Tsumorin**
It brings back memories.
**[19:46] Hio**
Kantoku gets angry at me all the time, too.
**[19:49] Hio**
I got punished really hard yesterday.
**[19:51] Tsumorin**
Really?
**[19:54] Tsumorin**
Hey, what's Kantoku like?
**[19:58] Hio**
He's mean, and he has a temper,
**[20:04] ---**
and he's really weird.
**[20:08] Tsumorin**
Kantoku hasn't changed.
**[20:11] Tsumorin**
He used to tease me and be mean to me.
**[20:15] Tsumorin**
And he used to wear a weird bikini.
**[20:18] Hio**
* She sounds so happy when*
* she talks about Kantoku.*
**[20:23] Hio**
*She must still—*
**[20:27] Hio**
*I—*
**[20:34] Tsumorin**
Okay, Kan-chan,
**[20:35] ---**
thanks for everything today.
**[20:38] Kantoku**
All you did was make a mess, but sure.
**[20:40] Tsumorin**
You're mean.
**[20:44] Tsumorin**
I'm glad you're well.
**[20:48] Tsumorin**
Can I come again?
**[20:52] Kantoku**
As long as you don't get in the way.
**[21:00] Umio**
Tsumorin went home already?
**[21:02] Kantoku**
Yeah, she did.
**[21:03] ---**
No!
**[21:05] Umio**
There was so much I wanted
to say and ask her.
**[21:10] Umio**
May I visit you at home?
**[21:12] Kantoku**
Why?
**[21:14] Sensei**
I haven't been to Kantoku's place in a while.
**[21:17] Kameko**
Can I come, too?
**[21:19] Hio**
Okay, let's all go to Kantoku's house.
**[21:22] Kantoku**
I never said you could.
**[21:24] Hio**
But you said we could come again.
**[21:30] Kantoku**
We have work tomorrow.
**[21:32] Kantoku**
Go home in time for the last train.
**[21:33] All**
Yay.
**[21:38] Umio**
Come on, listen to me.
**[21:41] Umio**
There are two versions of
Tsumorin's debut work.
**[21:44] Umio**
The expression is different
in the middle section of
**[21:47] ---**
page 120 in the second version.
**[21:49] Umio**
"Mamiko licked the left eyeball"
becomes "the right eyeball!"
**[21:53] Umio**
This is crucial!
**[21:54] Umio**
It changes the foreshadow in Volume 3 onward.
**[21:57] Umio**
Are you listening, Kantoku?
**[21:59] Umio**
Won't you understand?
**[22:01] Kantoku**
Please, go home.
***SIGN*** Rustling
**[22:03] Kantoku**
We're just getting started!
**[22:04] Kantoku**
I don't want to!
***SIGN*** Manager
***SIGN*** Hi everyone, how are you?
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** It's me.
***SIGN*** Who am I? Well, I'm the Umanohone mascot, Nami-chan the horse!
***SIGN*** See you next time!
***SIGN*** Call me Umanami-chan! Neigh!
***SIGN*** Mahou Shoujo XX From Another World
***SIGN*** Until the Time of XX, every part of you is mine.
***SIGN*** Illustration: Sakurazawa Izumi
***SIGN*** Uma-kun's recommendation!
**[23:46] [SONG] Text**
The newest piece by the writer
of Die Heart 2 Onomi-chan route,
Tsumori Haruka. What is the Time of XX?
I want to become the possessive,
cute kemomimi mahou shoujo's pet!
***SIGN*** Watch again!
# 6 - Homeless
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:01] UH**
Good morning.
**[00:03] Sensei**
Good morning.
**[00:04] Hio**
You're here already?
**[00:06] Sensei**
Yeah.
**[00:09] Hio**
You're here early lately.
**[00:11] Sensei**
A-Am I?
**[00:14] Umio**
Sensei-san.
**[00:17] Umio**
Your track jacket hasn't
changed these past few days.
**[00:24] Hio**
Don't you always wear the same track jacket?
**[00:26] Umio**
No.
**[00:28] Umio**
She actually has a lot of similar track jackets.
**[00:30] Umio**
She changes them all the time.
**[00:32] Hio**
Really?
**[00:34] Umio**
That means Sensei-san hasn't
gone home these past few days!
***SIGN*** Homeless
**[02:12] Sensei**
Yes, it's true.
**[02:14] Sensei**
I've been staying at work drawing manga.
**[02:17] Sensei**
For the Bank Weekly newcomer award.
**[02:22] Hio**
Sensei-chan, it's finally time.
**[02:23] Umio**
Your first submission.
**[02:26] Sensei**
But the due date is so near.
**[02:29] Sensei**
I'm out of time.
**[02:31] Sensei**
I don't have time to go back home,
**[02:34] Sensei**
so I stayed at work.
**[02:36] Sensei**
And I wore the same clothes.
I fail as a girl.
**[02:45] Umio**
How long have you been staying?
**[02:48] Umio**
Two nights, so far.
**[02:51] Hio**
You don't smell that bad, though.
**[02:53] Sensei**
I do shower.
**[02:54] Kameko**
You do smell nice.
**[02:56] Sensei**
Stop sniffing me.
**[02:57] Umio**
Where are you drawing?
**[03:00] Sensei**
The Uma nap room.
**[03:02] Umio**
There?
**[03:10] Hio**
Oh, my.
**[03:12] Umio**
Wow.
**[03:13] Umio**
It's a complete manga workstation.
**[03:16] Kameko**
What a difference!
**[03:19] Umio**
So when's the due date?
**[03:22] Sensei**
In four days.
**[03:23] Umio**
How much left to do?
**[03:25] Sensei**
About fifteen pages.
**[03:27] Umio**
Fifteen?
**[03:28] Umio**
Isn't that pretty bad?
**[03:29] Umio**
Considering your pace.
**[03:31] Sensei**
I know.
**[03:33] Umio**
Can I help? I have tomorrow off.
**[03:37] ---**
Um, well...
**[03:39] Sensei**
This is my first submission.
**[03:42] Sensei**
I want to do it by myself.
**[03:45] Umio**
Oh.
**[03:47] Umio**
Excuse me.
**[03:53] Sensei**
Sorry, Umi-kun. Help me, please.
**[03:57] Umio**
Don't worry.
**[03:59] Umio**
No matter how much I help,
your manuscript will be your work.
**[04:04] Sensei**
Okay, thanks.
**[04:07] Hio**
I'll help in any way I can.
**[04:10] Kameko**
Me, too.
**[04:13] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[04:15] Umio**
All right, let's meet at
the nap room after work.
**[04:18] All**
All right.
***SIGN*** Mascot Umanami-chan
***SIGN*** Umanami!
**[04:22] All**
Good work.
**[04:24] Sensei**
Here's my finished draft manuscript.
**[04:28] Sensei**
Umi-kun, draw the backgrounds
based on the draft.
**[04:30] Umio**
Okay.
**[04:31] Sensei**
And scan the penned manuscripts,
and apply the fills and screentones.
**[04:37] Hio**
Okay.
**[04:38] Kameko**
Roger that.
**[04:47] Kameko**
All of my photo manipulation
training was for this moment.
**[04:52] Umio**
She sure is good.
**[04:58] Kantoku**
Hey, go home. It's getting late.
**[05:01] Hio**
Okay.
**[05:02] Kameko**
Okay.
**[05:04] Hio**
Okay, Sensei-chan, Umi-chan, good luck.
**[05:07] Sensei**
Yeah, thanks.
**[05:21] Sensei**
*It's not like I didn't expect it,*
**[05:22] ---**
* but it gets so quiet when*
* it's just two of us.*
**[05:27] Sensei**
*Maybe I should say something.*
**[05:31] Sensei**
*I wonder if he feels awkward, too.*
**[05:35] Sensei**
*I'm so embarrassed, it's all in my head.*
**[05:38] Sensei**
* I'm pretty sure I used to be*
* able to talk to him more easily.*
**[05:43] Umio**
Sensei-san.
**[05:45] Umio**
Sensei-san.
**[05:46] Sensei**
Wh-What is it, Umi-kun?
**[05:48] Umio**
Can you check out the backgrounds?
**[05:52] Sensei**
Yeah, keep it up, please.
**[05:54] Umio**
Okay.
**[05:55] Sensei**
You can get some sleep if you get sleepy.
**[05:59] Umio**
You, too.
**[06:14] Sensei**
Umi-kun, you must be beat.
**[06:17] Sensei**
You can lay down the blankets
and get some sleep.
**[06:19] Umio**
You look like you're going to collapse, too.
**[06:22] Umio**
You should sleep.
**[06:24] Sensei**
I'm fine.
**[06:26] Umio**
I'm fine, too.
**[06:27] Sensei**
Go ahead.
**[06:29] Umio**
No, you first.
**[06:31] Sensei**
No.
**[06:36] Umio**
Let's sleep together, then.
**[06:37] Sensei**
What?
**[06:41] Sensei**
*How can I sleep?*
**[06:43] Sensei**
*What is he thinking?*
**[06:45] Sensei**
* Does this mean he doesn't*
* think anything of me?*
**[06:49] Sensei**
*But he said—*
**[06:51] (Flashback) Umio**
You're a girl, Sensei-san.
**[06:54] Sensei**
* And now he doesn't treat*
* me like a girl at all.*
**[06:58] Sensei**
*I'm a girl, too.*
**[07:00] Sensei**
*It's all because I have so little girl power.*
**[07:03] Sensei**
*How can I sleep?*
***SIGN*** Three days before the deadline
**[07:15] Hio**
See you tomorrow.
**[07:17] Umio**
See you.
**[07:20] Sensei**
* Tomorrow's a break.*
* I have to work hard and catch up.*
***SIGN*** Two days before the deadline
**[07:32] Hio**
Morning.
**[07:33] Hio**
I brought you a new track jacket.
**[07:39] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[07:46] Sensei**
*I'm not making as much progress as I thought.*
**[07:49] Sensei**
* I underestimated how much*
* time I need for each page.*
***SIGN*** One day before the deadline
**[07:58] Sensei**
I don't want to draw anymore.
**[08:01] Sensei**
I'm not going to make it.
**[08:06] Umio**
I was worried this would happen.
**[08:08] Umio**
Sensei-san becoming a baby.
**[08:11] Umio**
Hio-tan-senpai isn't here to talk her down.
**[08:15] Umio**
Let's get some sleep for now
and wake up early tomorrow.
**[08:19] Sensei**
We seriously won't make it if we sleep now.
**[08:22] Umio**
You're pretty rational in a weird way.
**[08:25] Umio**
But we're not making any progress.
**[08:35] Umio**
Sensei-san,
**[08:38] Sensei**
Yeah?
**[08:39] Umio**
If you make your debut, you're going to quit
**[08:43] ---**
Uma when your serial starts, aren't you?
**[08:47] Sensei**
But I'm not good enough to make it.
**[08:51] Sensei**
Look at me now.
**[08:53] Sensei**
I won't make it.
**[08:56] Umio**
I don't like that about you.
**[09:05] Sensei**
Umi-kun hates me.
**[09:07] Umio**
I'm not finished.
**[09:09] Umio**
I can understand you losing confidence.
**[09:12] Umio**
I know you're worried.
**[09:13] Umio**
But,
**[09:15] ---**
that just puts everyone's support to waste.
**[09:20] Umio**
Be more confident.
**[09:23] Umio**
I could never make as good
manga or drawings as you do,
**[09:26] ---**
no matter what.
**[09:29] Umio**
I don't have talent, the way you do.
**[09:35] Sensei**
Don't talk like it's about talent.
**[09:39] Sensei**
I worked hard to be able
to draw like I do now.
**[09:48] Umio**
See, you know you worked hard.
**[09:53] Umio**
Don't dismiss your own effort.
**[09:57] Umio**
It's frustrating to me
**[09:59] Umio**
that I can't draw manga that's
as good or as fun as yours.
**[10:05] Umio**
That you're denouncing something I like.
**[10:08] Umio**
It's frustrating.
**[10:13] Umio**
I like you.
**[10:16] Umio**
I admire you as a manga artist.
**[10:22] Sensei**
Thanks, but I'm not a manga artist yet.
**[10:27] Umio**
You're right.
**[10:29] Umio**
Let's just get some sleep.
**[10:33] Sensei**
Good night.
**[10:44] Sensei**
*Now I can't sleep.*
**[10:47] Sensei**
*Stupid Umi-kun.*
**[10:59] Sensei**
How long do you plan to sleep?
**[11:02] Sensei**
There are still more backgrounds to do.
**[11:06] Umio**
That's my Sensei!
***SIGN*** Due date
**[11:09] Sensei**
* The deadline is this afternoon,*
* when the post office closes.*
**[11:13] Umio**
* We'll be done penning at this*
* rate, but not finished.*
**[11:17] Kantoku**
Good work.
**[11:19] Umio**
Kantoku.
**[11:20] Kantoku**
Looks like you're in a bind.
**[11:21] Kantoku**
I'll help.
**[11:23] Sensei**
But—
**[11:24] Kantoku**
All assemble!
**[11:29] Kantoku**
Kameko, Hio-tan, you're doing the finishes.
**[11:31] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[11:32] Kantoku**
Sommelier, you find resources from
manga to use as post-process effects.
**[11:37] Kantoku**
Fu Girl, find resources
to use as backgrounds.
**[11:39] Fu**
Okay.
**[11:44] Kantoku**
Umio, you check the backgrounds and finishes.
**[11:47] Kantoku**
Sensei does the final checks.
**[11:48] Kantoku**
Focus on the penning.
**[11:51] Umio**
Okay.
**[11:52] Kantoku**
Let's get this done.
**[11:54] Kantoku**
We have no time to waste.
**[11:58] Umio**
Yes.
**[12:00] Sensei**
Thank you.
**[12:02] Kantoku**
It's past twelve.
**[12:04] Kantoku**
Full steam, everyone.
**[12:06] All**
Yes.
**[12:08] Sensei**
Number 2 pen tip, please, anyone.
**[12:10] Kantoku**
Sommelier, take this 5,000
yen to Unimate. Run!
**[12:17] Kantoku**
Fu Girl, take care of Sensei's sweat
**[12:19] Kantoku**
and then do the fills.
**[12:21] Fu**
Okay.
**[12:25] Umio**
Fill the X marks.
**[12:27] Umio**
It's the opposite of anime. Be careful.
**[12:29] Fu**
Okay.
**[12:30] Sensei**
Who did this sand tone?
**[12:32] Hio**
Sorry, that was supposed to be 10% 60 line.
**[12:36] Kantoku**
We're at three hours.
**[12:37] Kantoku**
Don't look up.
**[12:38] Kantoku**
Move your hands.
**[12:39] All**
Yes.
**[12:45] Sensei**
I'm done.
**[12:46] Sensei**
I'm done penning.
**[12:49] Umio**
All that's left is the finish.
**[12:51] Kameko**
We're going to make the deadline.
**[12:53] Hio**
Congratulations, Sensei-chan.
**[12:56] Sensei**
Here, Kameko-chan,
scan this and do the finish, please.
**[13:00] Kameko**
Okay.
**[13:01] Hio**
I'll start cleaning up.
**[13:05] Hio**
Huh?
**[13:07] Hio**
It's not coming off.
**[13:08] Umio**
Be careful, the ink's fastened
on with putty eraser.
**[13:44] Kantoku**
Biggest baby in history.
**[13:47] Kantoku**
Hio-tan.
**[13:48] Kantoku**
Mommy mode! Calm her down!
**[13:53] Kantoku**
Not you, too.
**[13:56] Kameko**
It's over.
**[14:03] Kantoku**
I can't stop the baby chain.
**[14:06] Kantoku**
It's over.
**[14:32] Umio**
It's over.
**[14:37] Sensei**
We don't have time to be crying.
**[14:39] Hio**
Let's work.
**[14:40] Kameko**
I'll scan in the parts that are okay.
**[14:43] Kantoku**
I-It's a miracle.
**[14:47] Kantoku**
28, 29, 30, 31, 32.
**[14:51] Kantoku**
All right, we're done.
**[14:52] Kantoku**
Okay, I'll send this stamped
under today's date.
**[14:55] Sensei**
We made it.
**[14:57] Hio**
Good work.
**[15:00] Kameko**
I'm so done.
**[15:03] Sensei**
When is Umi-kun going to stop crying?
**[15:06] Hio**
But now we can get some rest.
**[15:09] Sensei**
What are you talking about?
**[15:14] Sensei**
We're starting on the
summer Comikat manuscript.
**[15:27] [SONG] Text**
One day, in the Umanohone basement.
**[15:30] Sensei**
Hey,
**[15:31] ---**
why did you bring me here?
**[15:34] Sensei**
And why am I tied up?
**[15:37] Tsumorin**
Tsumorin's "Operation Sensei-chan
Girl Power Upgrade."
**[15:41] Tsumorin**
Here we go!
**[15:46] Tsumorin**
First, let's start by
evaluating your girl power.
**[15:50] Tsumorin**
Watch this footage.
**[15:56] Sensei**
Wow, this is kind of cool.
**[16:02] Kantoku**
I really can't believe it.
**[16:04] Kantoku**
That such a girl would exist.
**[16:07] Sensei**
It's Kantoku, isn't it?
**[16:09] Sensei**
Kantoku made this video, didn't he?
**[16:12] Sensei**
It's not fiction.
**[16:14] Sensei**
These are actual scenes.
**[16:16] Sensei**
*I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[16:19] Kantoku**
Please watch this.
**[16:22] Sensei**
*It's me, working in Uma overnight.*
***SIGN*** Sensei Girl Power Check
**[16:28] Kantoku**
She's wiping her glasses with her t-shirt.
**[16:30] Kantoku**
It's unacceptable for a
girl to behave this way.
***SIGN*** Girl power -2
***SIGN*** Girl power minus two.
**[16:35] Sensei**
What's this video?
**[16:37] Tsumorin**
It's Uma security footage.
**[16:40] Hio**
They have cameras in every room.
**[16:43] Kantoku**
What's this? She's leaving the room.
**[16:46] Kantoku**
She's going for a drink.
**[16:49] Kantoku**
She opened the fridge.
**[16:51] Kantoku**
But there's only a little oolong tea left.
**[16:54] Kantoku**
Straight from the bottle!
**[16:56] Kantoku**
She's drinking straight from a 2 liter bottle!
**[16:58] Kantoku**
Despite having a cup in her hand!
***SIGN*** Girl power -3
***SIGN*** Girl power minus three.
**[17:02] Sensei**
Don't look!
**[17:05] Kantoku**
And she's choking!
**[17:06] Kantoku**
It was more than she thought!
**[17:08] Sensei**
Stop, please!
**[17:11] Kantoku**
She's wiping with her sleeve!
**[17:13] Kantoku**
She's wiping her wet mouth with her sleeve!
***SIGN*** Girl power -5
***SIGN*** Girl power minus five.
**[17:16] Kantoku**
What's happening now?
**[17:20] Kantoku**
It looks like she's going
to eat the yakisoba.
***SIGN*** Night Store Yakisoba Sanpei-chan
**[17:23] Kantoku**
A midnight snack devoid of girl power.
***SIGN*** Girl power -5
***SIGN*** Girl power minus five.
**[17:27] Sensei**
It's none of your business!
**[17:29] Kantoku**
Now she's boiling water.
**[17:32] Kantoku**
Oh? What's this?
**[17:35] Sensei**
Oh, I put the sauce powder in first.
**[17:38] Kantoku**
Do you understand what happened?
**[17:40] Sensei**
I already know.
**[17:41] Sensei**
That's enough!
**[17:43] Kantoku**
She hasn't noticed! She's going for it!
**[17:46] Kantoku**
Oh, no! She finally noticed! So slow!
**[17:50] Kantoku**
Behold, this expression.
**[17:51] Sensei**
Don't show my face!
**[17:54] Kantoku**
She'll have to live with it.
**[17:55] Kantoku**
And here we go... Draining the water.
**[17:58] Kantoku**
And epic fail!
**[18:03] Kantoku**
She's picking it up! Three second rule!
**[18:05] Kantoku**
Listen to what she says about this.
**[18:06] (Flashback) Sensei**
It's okay, the hot water kills
all the germs in the sink.
***SIGN*** Girl power -10
***SIGN*** Girl power minus ten.
**[18:11] Kantoku**
What is she going to do
with this bland yakisoba?
**[18:14] Kantoku**
She's seasoning it.
**[18:17] Kantoku**
She gets points for cooking.
***SIGN*** Girl power plus one.
***SIGN*** Girl power +1
**[18:23] Kantoku**
Apparently, it's not good.
**[18:25] Kantoku**
Look at her face.
**[18:27] Sensei**
Stop showing my face!
***SIGN*** Girl power -20
***SIGN*** Girl power minus twenty.
**[18:31] Kantoku**
She eats it anyway!
**[18:34] Kantoku**
Back to work.
**[18:36] Kantoku**
On the computer, it seems.
**[18:39] Kantoku**
What's this?
**[18:40] Kantoku**
Her computer's acting up.
***SIGN*** Error A grave and critical error has occurred. Give up Sleep, already
**[18:44] Kantoku**
Her PC crashed! This is bad!
**[18:47] Kantoku**
She might have lost several hours of work.
**[18:50] Kantoku**
She's hitting it!
**[18:52] Sensei**
Stop it!
**[18:54] Kantoku**
And straight to baby mode!
**[18:56] Kantoku**
No one can stop her.
***SIGN*** Five hours later
**[19:00] Sensei**
It hasn't been that long.
**[19:03] Kantoku**
Oh? What's going on?
**[19:06] Kantoku**
She wakes up!
**[19:08] Kantoku**
And wipes with her sleeves!
**[19:11] Kantoku**
She's bringing down her girl power real good.
***SIGN*** Girl power -10
***SIGN*** Girl power minus ten.
**[19:15] Sensei**
Leave me alone.
**[19:17] Kantoku**
Looks like she's going to give up
on her PC work and start penning.
**[19:21] Kantoku**
Right off the bat she spills ink!
**[19:26] Kantoku**
She's wiping it!
**[19:28] Kantoku**
But it's not coming off!
**[19:32] Kantoku**
What's she going to do?
**[19:35] Kantoku**
What's this? She's hiding it with boxes!
**[19:38] Kantoku**
What treachery is this?
**[19:41] Sensei**
Stop it!
**[19:43] Kantoku**
And back outside.
**[19:49] Kantoku**
She went to the corner store.
**[19:51] Kantoku**
It's her second midnight snack of the night.
***SIGN*** Girl power -30
***SIGN*** Girl power minus thirty.
***SIGN*** Oolong tea
Ume
**[19:57] Kantoku**
She bought a rice ball.
**[19:58] Kantoku**
And it came with a wet wipe.
**[20:01] Kantoku**
What's she doing with the wet wipe? No.
**[20:05] Kantoku**
She's wiping her face!
**[20:07] Kantoku**
She's wiping her face with the wet wipe!
***SIGN*** Girl power -100
***SIGN*** Girl power minus one hundred.
**[20:10] Sensei**
Stop it!
**[20:11] Kantoku**
Let's see that in slow motion.
**[20:14] Sensei**
Don't slow it down!
**[20:16] ---**
In addition...
**[20:18] Kantoku**
She's wiping her neck, too!
**[20:21] Kantoku**
She couldn't possibly go further.
**[20:23] Kantoku**
Two-combo:
Girl power -250.
**[20:26] Kantoku**
She's wiping her frames.
**[20:28] Kantoku**
Nothing can stop her now.
**[20:30] Kantoku**
Three-combo:
Girl power -400.
**[20:34] Kantoku**
Now she's wiping her pen tip!
**[20:35] Kantoku**
How far is this going to go?
**[20:37] Kantoku**
Four-combo:
Girl power -500.
**[20:40] Kantoku**
And to top it off,
she's using it as a coaster.
**[20:44] Kantoku**
A terrifying combo attack!
**[20:46] Kantoku**
Five-combo: Girl power -600.
Monster kill!
**[20:50] Kantoku**
And morning comes.
**[20:52] Kantoku**
She has to go to work.
**[20:56] Kantoku**
Looks like she's done for now.
**[20:59] Kantoku**
She comes to the kitchen.
**[21:03] Kantoku**
She's showering!
**[21:04] Kantoku**
She's showering in the kitchen!
***SIGN*** Girl power -1000
***SIGN*** Girl power minus 1000!
**[21:09] Hio**
She said she was showering.
**[21:12] Hio**
Is this what she was talking about?
**[21:14] Kantoku**
And she takes a sweat napkin,
**[21:17] ---**
and she wipes her entire body!
Her whole body!
***SIGN*** Girl power -1500
***SIGN*** Girl power minus 1500.
**[21:22] Kantoku**
And she sprays her armpits!
**[21:25] Kantoku**
And Fair-breeze on her clothes!
**[21:27] Kantoku**
But this brings her girl
power up just slightly.
**[21:29] Kantoku**
The Fair-breeze Effect!
**[21:31] Kantoku**
Girl power plus two.
***SIGN*** Girl power +2
**[21:32] Sensei**
I don't want your meager points!
**[21:36] Kantoku**
And then—
**[21:38] All**
Good morning.
**[21:41] Sensei**
Morning.
**[21:43] Kantoku**
Back to work in the same
clothes, same underwear!
**[21:45] Kantoku**
And her poker face!
***SIGN*** END
***SIGN*** The end.
**[21:56] Tsumorin**
She's going to need to start
training from scratch.
***SIGN*** Death becometh thee on The Way of the Lady.
***SIGN*** —Sensei
***SIGN*** Manager
**[23:37] Tsumorin**
Tsumorin here.
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
**[23:38] Tsumorin**
Are you drinking?
**[23:39] Tsumorin**
You can't drink if you're underage.
***SIGN*** See you next time!
**[23:42] Tsumorin**
We're all going to the
hot springs next episode.
**[23:44] Tsumorin**
We're rubbing our wet
bodies against each other.
**[23:47] [SONG] Text**
Operation Sensei-chan Girl Power Upgrade
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kumajet
***SIGN*** See you again!
# 7 - To the bath house... / A Full Chest
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:14] Sensei**
Summer Comikat's over.
**[00:17] Hiotan**
I'm so tired.
**[00:18] Fu**
I'm so sweaty.
**[00:20] Kameko**
Seriously.
**[00:21] Kantoku**
All right, let's go to the
hot springs to celebrate.
**[00:24] All**
Hot springs?
**[00:25] Umio**
Oh, yeah. There's one nearby.
A big hot spring place.
**[00:30] Umio**
It's called "Oedo Onsen Monogatari."
**[00:32] Kantoku**
Yeah.
**[00:33] Kantoku**
We can bathe and eat.
**[00:35] Tsumorin**
Kan-chan.
**[00:39] Tsumorin**
I knew it was you.
**[00:41] All**
Tsumorin.
**[00:43] Umio**
It's Tsumorin!
**[00:44] Tsumorin**
Umi-kun.
**[00:46] Tsumorin**
Thanks for coming to my space.
**[00:48] Umio**
You remembered me!
**[00:53] Hiotan**
Hey, would you like to
come to the party with us?
**[00:56] Hiotan**
We're going to Oedo Onsen Monogatari.
**[00:58] Tsumorin**
I'll go. Is it okay?
**[01:00] Hiotan**
It's okay, right, Kantoku?
**[01:03] Kantoku**
Fine, I guess.
**[01:05] Hiotan**
Kantoku's paying!
**[01:07] Kantoku**
Dude, I never said—
**[01:10] Tsumorin**
Oedo Onsen is collaborating with
Attack on Uncle right now.
**[01:14] Hiotan**
Uncles? I can't wait.
***SIGN*** To the bath house...
**[02:51] [SONG] Text**
Oedo Onsen Monogatari
***SIGN*** Attack on Uncle Festival
***SIGN*** Entrance
***SIGN*** Attack on Uncle Oedo Onsen Festival
**[02:59] Kantoku**
Come on, let's go.
**[03:01] Kameko**
Wait, one second.
***SIGN*** Entrance pass
**[03:08] Hiotan**
So we can shop with this, huh?
**[03:11] Hiotan**
Cool.
**[03:12] Kantoku**
Don't spend more than you need.
**[03:13] Kantoku**
You'll end up wasting a ton of
money if you're not careful.
***SIGN*** Echizen Shop
**[03:19] Tsumorin**
This is where you rent your yukata.
**[03:23] Sensei**
I never thought there'd be so many kinds.
**[03:28] Sensei**
*They're all so cute.*
**[03:32] Sensei**
*Am I really cut out to wear these?*
**[03:37] Sensei**
* No, these are all things*
* that the store is selling.*
**[03:40] Sensei**
*I can do it.*
**[03:42] Tsumorin**
Oh, you're pretty serious.
**[03:46] A**
Sorry, sir. We don't have
any yukatas bigger than L.
**[03:52] Fu**
You could wear something
a little smaller, right?
***SIGN*** Facility Guide
**[03:55] ---**
There are so many types of baths to enjoy!
***SIGN*** Baths
***SIGN*** Foot bath
**[03:59] Sensei**
A foot bath!
**[04:00] ---**
How fancy!
***SIGN*** Bedrock spa
**[04:02] Kameko**
It's a bedrock spa.
**[04:04] Tsumorin**
It's good for your beauty.
***SIGN*** Sand bath
**[04:06] Fu**
Sand bath.
**[04:07] Tsumorin**
They bury you.
***SIGN*** Hot water pool
**[04:09] Hiotan**
And a hot water pool.
**[04:12] Tsumorin**
That's sexy.
***SIGN*** Women
**[04:19] Hiotan**
This is my first time here.
**[04:22] Tsumorin**
I've been here a few times after Comikat.
**[04:26] Hiotan**
It's close by, isn't it?
**[04:28] Kameko**
It's convenient for the locals,
since they can stay the night.
**[04:32] Fu**
Really?
**[04:34] Sensei**
*What should I do?*
**[04:35] Sensei**
* I've never been to a hot*
* spring with anyone else.*
**[04:38] Sensei**
*I don't know the protocol.*
**[04:41] Sensei**
*Should I take off my glasses?*
**[04:43] Sensei**
*Do I hide my underparts?*
**[04:44] Sensei**
*What about my boobs?*
**[04:46] Sensei**
* Am I allowed to go in*
* with a towel like on TV?*
**[04:49] Sensei**
*Is it okay if my hair gets in the bath water?*
**[04:51] Sensei**
* Do I wash myself off before*
* I get into the bath? Or after?*
**[04:55] Fu**
What's wrong, Sensei?
**[04:58] Sensei**
Sorry, I don't know what to do.
**[05:02] Tsumorin**
I know, this bath house is a bit different.
**[05:06] Sensei**
Where do we get our towels?
**[05:08] Tsumorin**
Well—
**[05:09] Hiotan**
I can't wait to see the bath!
**[05:12] Hiotan**
First!
**[05:14] Sensei**
No fair.
**[05:15] Fu**
Me, too.
**[05:16] Tsumorin**
Wait, everyone.
***SIGN*** Waiting Room
**[05:37] Tsumorin**
You're still supposed to
wear your yukata there.
**[05:39] All**
You could have told us sooner!
**[05:44] Hiotan**
That was so horrible.
**[05:47] Fu**
I can't get married anymore.
**[05:49] Tsumorin**
Poor you.
**[05:51] Hiotan**
You could have told me, Kame-chan.
**[05:54] Kameko**
Nah, I figured I could
get some good pictures.
**[05:57] Hiotan**
You took pictures?
**[05:59] Tsumorin**
Anyway, girls, we have to
**[06:02] ---**
check your boobs.
**[06:05] Sensei**
What're you doing?
**[06:06] Tsumorin**
Girls at a hot spring. What else would we do?
**[06:10] Sensei**
That's the custom?
**[06:12] Hiotan**
She's lying! She's making it up!
**[06:16] Tsumorin**
You're next, Hio-tan.
**[06:21] Tsumorin**
Quite a handful.
**[06:23] Hiotan**
Th-Thanks.
**[06:24] Tsumorin**
Now, who's next?
**[06:31] Tsumorin**
Want to talk about boys or something?
**[06:35] Tsumorin**
Do you have a crush, Sensei-chan?
**[06:38] Sensei**
W-Well—
**[06:40] Tsumorin**
You do, don't you?
**[06:41] Tsumorin**
Who is it?
**[06:42] Sensei**
What about you, Fuga-chan?
**[06:45] Fu**
I—
**[06:47] Fu**
What about you, K-K-K-Kameko-chan?
**[06:53] Tsumorin**
That's bittersweet.
**[06:55] Tsumorin**
Do you have a crush, Hio-tan?
**[06:57] Hiotan**
Me?
**[06:58] Hiotan**
I— Nope.
**[07:01] Tsumorin**
Really?
**[07:02] Hiotan**
R-Really.
**[07:04] Tsumorin**
Oh.
**[07:05] Tsumorin**
But you should make sure you don't
regret not having realized sooner.
**[07:12] Hiotan**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Women
**[07:14] Tsumorin**
You can't wear your yukatas like that.
**[07:19] Tsumorin**
Your neckline's too loose.
**[07:21] Tsumorin**
Your sash is too low.
**[07:22] Tsumorin**
That's no way to tie it.
**[07:25] Tsumorin**
Just wrong.
**[07:27] Tsumorin**
Make sure you can't see your underwear.
**[07:31] Tsumorin**
The sash goes above your
belly button, without a fold.
**[07:33] Tsumorin**
Tie it like this, and show your nape.
**[07:38] Tsumorin**
See, there you go.
**[07:44] Sensei**
What do you think?
**[07:46] Hiotan**
It's really cute.
**[07:48] Tsumorin**
I knew you'd look good.
**[07:50] Tsumorin**
Since you have black hair and modest boobs.
**[07:54] Sensei**
Yeah?
**[07:55] Tsumorin**
There's someone you like, isn't there?
**[07:58] Tsumorin**
You have to make an effort.
**[08:02] Sensei**
Okay.
**[08:07] Sensei**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[08:16] Tsumorin**
Sorry we took so long.
**[08:19] Kantoku**
We didn't wait that long.
**[08:20] Kantoku**
Hey, Sensei, you look good in a yukata.
**[08:22] Kantoku**
Right, Umio?
**[08:23] Umio**
Y-Yeah, you look good.
**[08:25] Sensei**
Th-Thanks.
**[08:27] Tsumorin**
See, there you go.
**[08:29] Sensei**
Yes.
**[08:30] Fu**
Sommelier-kun,
**[08:33] ---**
what do you think of me?
**[08:35] Fu**
My yukata.
**[08:45] Sensei**
They have stalls, too. It's like a festival.
***SIGN*** Attack
on
Uncle
***SIGN*** Attack on Uncle
Noodles
Pork Bowl
*Eat this!*
**[08:48] Umio**
Hey, that store has a collaboration menu.
**[08:51] Hiotan**
Hey, hey, let's go have fun.
**[08:54] Kantoku**
Yeah, you're right.
***SIGN*** Limited Time
***SIGN*** Defeat the Uncle!
**[09:01] Hiotan**
I missed again.
**[09:04] Hiotan**
One more time.
**[09:05] A**
Okay.
**[09:06] Kantoku**
I told you not to waste your money.
**[09:14] A**
Three of three.
**[09:16] A**
Here's your prize.
**[09:18] Hiotan**
Wow, Kantoku.
**[09:21] Kantoku**
Have it.
**[09:22] Kantoku**
You wanted it, didn't you?
**[09:26] Hiotan**
Thank you.
**[09:30] ---**
Kan—
**[09:31] Hiotan**
But why did you get it for me?
**[09:34] Kantoku**
I just wanted to play.
**[09:38] Umio**
I won!
***SIGN*** Catch the Superball
**[09:50] Umio**
I messed up!
**[09:52] Tsumorin**
Having fun, everyone?
**[09:55] Kantoku**
You're drinking?
**[09:57] Tsumorin**
Nothing beats this after a bath.
**[09:59] Kantoku**
Don't drink too much.
**[10:02] Tsumorin**
I'm fine.
**[10:04] Tsumorin**
Hey, Sensei-chan.
**[10:07] Tsumorin**
Girl power scouter!
***SIGN*** Gyoza
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Unkempt Yukata
***SIGN*** Dirty Mouth
***SIGN*** Messy Hair
***SIGN*** Girl power:
**[10:14] Tsumorin**
Only two girl power.
**[10:16] Tsumorin**
You're worthless.
**[10:17] Sensei**
Worthless?!
**[10:18] Kantoku**
She's getting drunk.
**[10:19] Tsumorin**
I'm not drunk.
**[10:31] Sensei**
The rocks...
**[10:53] ---**
**[11:07] Kantoku**
What kind of pictures did you get?
**[11:09] Kantoku**
Let me see.
**[11:10] Kameko**
Here you go.
**[11:13] Kantoku**
You take some good pictures.
**[11:16] Kameko**
Thank you.
**[11:18] Kantoku**
Hey, you're not in any of them.
**[11:20] Kameko**
That's—
**[11:22] Kantoku**
I'll take one.
**[11:24] Kantoku**
Smile.
**[11:25] Kameko**
I don't want to.
**[11:27] Kantoku**
Why not?
**[11:28] Kameko**
Don't tell me it'll suck your soul out again.
**[11:30] Kameko**
No, well—
**[11:40] Kameko**
I'm not really one for the spotlight.
**[11:45] Kantoku**
Kameko.
**[11:49] Kameko**
I'm going to go play with the others.
**[11:56] Tsumorin**
Kan-chan,
**[11:59] ---**
let me put my head on your knees.
**[12:02] Kantoku**
What are you talking about?
**[12:04] Tsumorin**
Please, or I'll
**[12:08] ---**
puke.
**[12:09] Kantoku**
You're going to puke?
**[12:12] Kantoku**
Fine.
**[12:14] Tsumorin**
This brings back memories.
**[12:16] Tsumorin**
You always did this for me when I got drunk.
**[12:21] Tsumorin**
You'd pat my head, and I'd always
be like "blarh" all over your knees.
**[12:30] Kantoku**
Puke now, and I'll throw you out.
**[12:33] Tsumorin**
I won't.
**[12:34] Tsumorin**
It's not like it was before.
**[12:37] Tsumorin**
So can't we
**[12:40] ---**
go back to how we were before?
**[12:49] Kantoku**
Sorry.
**[12:54] Kantoku**
There's someone I like.
**[13:03] Tsumorin**
Yeah?
**[13:06] Tsumorin**
I knew that.
**[13:10] Tsumorin**
You haven't changed at all.
**[13:14] Tsumorin**
You always act angry and
mean to girls you like.
**[13:18] Tsumorin**
But...
**[13:20] ---**
I guess it was just me that changed.
**[13:26] Kantoku**
Tsumorin.
**[13:28] Kantoku**
My knees are warm.
You puked, didn't you?
**[13:30] Kantoku**
You—
***SIGN*** August 31st!
**[13:51] Kantoku**
All right, everyone.
**[13:53] Kantoku**
Are you fired up?
It's the last day of August.
***SIGN*** It's the last event of the summer: the Summer Fair...
***SIGN*** Summer Fair
**[14:03] ---**
cleanup.
**[14:08] Kantoku**
Hio-tan, with that...
**[14:10] Hiotan**
Yes?
**[14:12] Kantoku**
Can you fold that up and put it in a box?
**[14:15] Hiotan**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Osaka Summer
Light Novel Fair
**[14:17] Umio**
You don't throw these things out, huh?
**[14:19] Kantoku**
Yeah, we send them back to the publisher,
**[14:22] Kantoku**
partly to prevent reselling.
**[14:25] Hio; Umi**
Ah, that makes sense.
**[14:26] Kantoku**
They're pretty strict these days.
**[14:29] Kantoku**
We don't get to keep
posters and stuff, either.
**[14:32] Umio**
Really?
**[14:33] Kantoku**
Put the Summer Fair stuff
back on their usual shelves.
**[14:36] Fu**
Okay.
**[14:37] Kantoku**
And put the returns into the returns boxes.
**[14:40] Fu**
Okay.
**[14:41] Umio**
Just how do you get so much
strength out of those thin arms?
**[14:44] Fu**
I-I'm not that strong.
**[14:46] Fu**
It's more about balance.
**[14:48] Umio**
Are you sure?
**[14:51] Sensei**
Maybe that's more strength.
**[14:53] Umio**
Strength is power, huh?
**[14:56] Sensei**
Don't talk about me like
I'm some kind of brute.
**[14:59] Hiotan**
*That thing Kantoku said at the hot springs...*
**[15:04] Hiotan**
*That there's someone he likes...*
***SIGN*** Summer is the season of love
**[15:07] Hiotan**
* Someone he's always mean*
* to, but sometimes kind to.*
**[15:13] Hiotan**
*Could that be...*
**[15:16] Hiotan**
*I'm being too self-conscious.*
**[15:17] Fu**
You're bending it, Hio-tan.
**[15:21] Hiotan**
Sorry.
**[15:23] Umio**
Do you have heat stroke?
***SIGN*** Comic Rankings
**[15:24] Hiotan**
No, I'm fine.
**[15:28] Hiotan**
*How does Kantoku really feel?*
**[15:38] All**
Hio-tan!
**[15:46] Kantoku**
That's your second time.
**[15:49] Hiotan**
It is.
**[16:00] Hiotan**
I'll go back to cleaning.
**[16:03] Kantoku**
No, that's enough.
**[16:05] Kantoku**
You stay here and make
pop-ups for the Autumn Fair.
**[16:26] Hiotan**
*How did this happen?*
**[16:28] Hiotan**
*And what's up with this pop-up?*
***SIGN*** Well-bearing boobs
Harvest festival
Freshly-picked
**[16:30] Hiotan**
*I seriously don't get it.*
**[16:32] Hiotan**
Um...
**[16:34] Hiotan**
Why is it a boobs festival in the autumn?
**[16:37] Hiotan**
We got enough boobs in the summer.
**[16:40] Kantoku**
You know how they say
**[16:41] ---**
the cooper makes a lot of
money when the wind blows?
**[16:43] Hiotan**
What?
**[16:44] Kantoku**
Autumn is the season of fruit.
**[16:46] Kantoku**
Fruits and berries bear in the fall,
corn crops are ready for harvest,
**[16:50] ---**
and the markets are filled with food.
**[16:53] Hiotan**
Sure.
**[16:54] Kantoku**
And the body stores nutrition to
prepare itself for the coming winter.
**[16:59] Kantoku**
Autumn is the season of appetite.
What exactly does that mean?
**[17:06] A**
They got bigger again.
**[17:09] Kantoku**
Aye, the females' breasts grow big.
**[17:12] Kantoku**
S-Say it ain't so!
**[17:16] Kantoku**
Autumn is the season of full breasts.
**[17:19] Kantoku**
QED.
**[17:21] Hiotan**
Oh, really? Good for you.
**[17:24] Kantoku**
Come on, you're so cold.
**[17:27] Hiotan**
I've gotten used to your
messing around like that.
**[17:33] Kantoku**
Aren't you a bit weird these days?
**[17:38] Hiotan**
I-I'm the same as always.
**[17:41] Kantoku**
No, you're not.
**[17:42] Hiotan**
I am.
**[17:45] Kantoku**
Wait,
**[17:46] ---**
do you have a fever or something?
**[17:50] Hiotan**
I don't.
**[17:52] Hiotan**
I'm fine.
**[17:55] Kantoku**
Don't get so angry.
**[17:57] Kantoku**
You really are weird.
**[17:59] Kantoku**
Are you still worried about that time
**[18:02] ---**
when you were naked at the hot springs?
**[18:04] Hiotan**
Please forget about that!
**[18:07] Kantoku**
It was the most memorable
incident of the summer.
**[18:09] Hiotan**
Stop it!
**[18:11] Hiotan**
If you don't forget, I'll...
**[18:14] ---**
I'll...
**[18:15] Kantoku**
Calm down, I didn't see too clearly.
**[18:19] Hiotan**
Are you sure?
**[18:20] Kantoku**
I'm sure.
**[18:22] Kantoku**
You were covered by some
really awkward lighting.
**[18:25] Hiotan**
Okay, then.
**[18:27] Kantoku**
But damn, you're quite—
**[18:30] Hiotan**
You saw, didn't you?
**[18:32] Kantoku**
I mean, you're pretty big.
**[18:34] Kantoku**
Are those Fs?
**[18:35] Kantoku**
More?
**[18:36] Hiotan**
Stop trying to guess my size.
**[18:38] Kantoku**
Don't worry, though, I really
didn't see your private parts.
**[18:41] Hiotan**
That's not the point.
**[18:43] Hiotan**
*This is bad. He's completely messing with me.*
**[18:46] Hiotan**
*I need to take back control.*
**[18:48] Hiotan**
*But how?*
**[18:50] Hiotan**
*I need to change the subject.*
**[18:53] Hiotan**
*What else should I talk about?*
**[18:55] Hiotan**
*Or should I just ask him straight up*
**[18:58] ---**
*if he likes me or not?*
**[19:04] Hiotan**
K-Kantoku, um...
**[19:08] Hiotan**
*What if he says "yes"?*
**[19:11] Hiotan**
*But I can't go on like this.*
**[19:14] Hiotan**
K-Kantoku! Um, do you... do you... do you...
**[19:22] ---**
do you like my boobs?
**[19:30] Hiotan**
*I totally messed that up.*
**[19:35] Kantoku**
Hio-tan, I...
**[19:39] Kantoku**
I like boobs.
**[19:45] Kantoku**
Of course, I love your boobs, too.
**[19:49] Kantoku**
I like how you can tell how big
they are even under your apron.
**[19:52] Kantoku**
And the dip that the handbag handle
makes —the boob slash— is exquisite.
**[19:56] Kantoku**
And boobs in a bikini are orgasmic.
**[19:59] Hiotan**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[20:01] Kantoku**
Well, you're the one who asked.
**[20:07] Hiotan**
Whose boobs do you like
more: Tsumorin's or mine?
**[20:16] Hiotan**
*What am I doing asking that?*
**[20:19] Kantoku**
Hio-tan:
**[20:21] Kantoku**
Huge boobs, little boobs,
giant boobs, no boobs,
**[20:25] Kantoku**
there are all kinds of breasts,
**[20:27] ---**
but they're just labels
that people put on them.
**[20:31] Kantoku**
God only made one word: boobs.
**[20:36] Kantoku**
Do you not think it's arrogant of us
to label them in smaller categories?
**[20:42] Kantoku**
And so I declare.
**[20:44] Kantoku**
All sizes, all shapes, all colors:
I appreciate all boobs.
**[20:53] Kantoku**
I love all boobs,
**[20:57] Kantoku**
so I cannot judge them.
**[21:08] Hiotan**
Does that mean you don't care whose they are?
**[21:14] Hiotan**
It means you're happy with anyone's boobs.
**[21:18] Hiotan**
You boob philanthropist!
**[21:20] Hiotan**
You boob pacifist!
**[21:22] Hiotan**
You boob hussy!
**[21:37] Hiotan**
Sensei.
**[21:40] Kantoku**
It's the opposite of usual.
**[21:41] Fu**
Hio-tan's being a baby.
**[21:43] Sensei**
What's wrong, Hio-tan?
Is Kantoku being mean to you?
**[21:48] Hiotan**
No.
**[21:49] Hiotan**
No, but...
**[21:54] Kantoku**
What the hell?
**[21:57] Kantoku**
What brought that up?
***SIGN*** A Full Chest
***SIGN*** Manager
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
**[23:38] Hiotan**
Sensei-chan's going on a date?
**[23:40] Sensei**
A date? Well...
***SIGN*** See you next time!
***SIGN*** What do I do?
**[23:44] Hiotan**
Enjoy.
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kato Kazue
***SIGN*** See you next time!
# 8 - Subtly Rough
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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***SIGN*** The Sleeping One
**[01:37] Sensei**
Good morning.
**[01:40] Sensei**
What's wrong, Umi-kun?
**[01:42] Umio**
That's my line.
**[01:44] Umio**
Are you okay?
**[01:45] Umio**
You were working on your manuscript for the
exhibition in the nap room, weren't you?
**[01:50] Sensei**
I finished the manuscript
earlier. Don't worry.
**[01:57] Kantoku**
We're going to have a lot of
new doujins coming in.
**[02:00] Kantoku**
Clear that flatbed and start
stacking them, please.
**[02:02] S; U**
Okay.
**[02:03] Kantoku**
Make sure the new ones are visible.
**[02:05] Umio**
Okay.
**[02:12] Umio**
What's wrong, Sensei?
**[02:14] Sensei**
I'd like one.
**[02:16] Kantoku**
This isn't the exhibition.
**[02:18] Sensei**
Look at all this stock!
**[02:20] Sensei**
I'll freak out if we don't sell all of them.
**[02:22] Umio**
This isn't your booth, Sensei!
**[02:24] Umio**
Get a grip!
**[02:26] Sensei**
Think of all the boxes that'll
be left if we don't sell them.
**[02:33] Umio**
*Dammit, she needs help, soon.*
**[02:40] Sensei**
Where am I?
**[02:43] Sensei**
Is the exhibition over?!
**[02:45] Sensei**
I haven't sold a single copy!
**[02:48] Umio**
Get some sleep, please.
**[02:50] Umio**
And jeez,
**[02:52] ---**
the nap room's been upgraded again.
**[02:55] Umio**
It's practically a professional workspace.
**[02:57] Kantoku**
Sensei draws our pop-ups and panels, too.
**[03:07] Sensei**
Th-The stock...
**[03:09] Sensei**
The room's so small
because of all these boxes!
**[03:12] Umio**
She's having the same dream again.
**[03:20] Sensei**
Where am I?
**[03:22] Umio**
Ah, you're awake.
**[03:24] Sensei**
Y-Yeah...
**[03:25] Umio**
You fell asleep, Sensei-san.
**[03:28] Sensei**
* Um... So in my dream,*
* I was at the exhibition, and then...*
**[03:37] Sensei**
*That actually happened.*
**[03:39] Umio**
Are you all right, Sensei-san?
**[03:41] Umio**
I can't believe you worked so
hard that you ended up like that.
**[03:46] Sensei**
Of course I would.
**[03:48] Sensei**
I get to hear from the
readers at the exhibition.
**[03:51] Sensei**
I get to see them happy with my work.
**[03:54] Sensei**
There are people waiting for my manga.
**[03:57] Sensei**
How could I not work?
**[04:00] Umio**
Sounds like the Sensei that I know.
**[04:01] Sensei**
But I can't let it affect my work.
**[04:04] Sensei**
I'll be careful next time.
**[04:06] Umio**
Oh, yeah. There was something
I wanted to ask you.
**[04:09] Umio**
That manga you wrote for the newcomer award.
**[04:12] Umio**
How did it go?
**[04:16] Sensei**
Well...
**[04:18] Sensei**
I didn't get the award.
**[04:20] Umio**
I see...
**[04:22] Sensei**
But they said that I was promising,
so I have an assigned editor now.
**[04:27] Umio**
That's amazing!
**[04:29] Sensei**
So, anyway...
**[04:30] Umio**
Yes?
**[04:30] Sensei**
The editor asked me if I wanted to work
as an assistant for a manga artist.
**[04:36] Umio**
That great—
**[04:38] Umio**
If you started working as an assistant,
does that mean you'd quit Uma?
**[04:44] Sensei**
Yeah.
**[04:45] Sensei**
Actually, I'm already doing assistant work.
**[04:50] Sensei**
The author's publication is once a month,
so I was going to work there along with Uma.
**[04:56] Sensei**
But it overlaps with my doujin work, too,
and you've seen what happens.
**[05:01] Sensei**
I get it, I can't do both.
**[05:04] Umio**
Sensei.
**[05:05] Sensei**
But I don't want to quit Uma.
**[05:08] Sensei**
And I want to do my assistant work.
**[05:11] Sensei**
Hey... What do you think, Umi-kun?
**[05:18] Umio**
I think you should prioritize
your assistant work.
**[05:24] Sensei**
I see. Of course.
**[05:27] Umio**
You have a goal that you're working towards.
**[05:31] Umio**
I don't think you have to stick to Uma.
**[05:33] Sensei**
But I'll be sad,
not being able to see you guys.
**[05:42] Sensei**
Thanks, Umi-kun.
**[05:46] Kantoku**
I see... An assistant, huh?
**[05:49] Sensei**
Yes, and I don't want to cause
any more trouble because of it.
**[05:54] Sensei**
So, I...
**[05:57] Sensei**
It was brief, but thank you.
**[06:02] Kantoku**
I see.
**[06:03] Kantoku**
I guess it can't be helped.
**[06:04] Sensei**
Sorry.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Hio**
What? Sensei-chan's quitting?
**[06:09] (Flashback) Umio**
It's for the better.
**[06:11] (Flashback) Umio**
So sudden.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Umio**
Sensei has a dream.
**[06:14] (Flashback) Umio**
Let's send her off with smiles.
**[06:15] (Flashback) Kameko**
It's going to get lonely.
**[06:32] Hio**
Thank you.
**[06:34] Sensei**
Good work.
**[06:37] Sensei**
Let's switch.
**[06:38] Sensei**
I slept well, so I'm fully charged.
**[06:41] Hio**
Good luck.
**[06:43] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[06:47] Hio**
Take care of your health.
**[06:49] Hio**
Sleep and eat well, okay?
**[06:51] Sensei**
All right.
**[06:53] Hio**
You can't drink that and that together, okay?
**[06:56] Hio**
It's bad for you.
**[07:00] Sensei**
All right, I'll be careful.
**[07:02] Sensei**
What's up with you?
**[07:05] Hio**
Sensei-chan...
**[07:07] Hio**
This is for you!
**[07:08] Sensei**
Th-Thanks.
**[07:13] Hio**
Use it when you turn into a baby.
**[07:18] Sensei**
I'll be okay without you around now, Hio-tan.
**[07:20] Fu-girl**
Sensei-chan, this is for you.
**[07:23] Hio**
My digitizer pen.
**[07:26] Fu-girl**
I made that cap.
**[07:28] ---**
I couldn't think of what might be
useful when you're an assistant.
**[07:33] Sensei**
You knew?
**[07:37] Sensei**
Yeah, it's true.
**[07:39] Kameko**
Good luck.
**[07:40] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[07:45] Sensei**
Th-That's...
**[07:47] Sensei**
*Night Panda* Volume 4!
I've been looking for that.
***SIGN*** Night Panda 4 Sugawara Okina Breeding is Justice!
***SIGN*** It sold out right away, and they never made more copies.
***SIGN*** They call it a manga world heritage.
***SIGN*** Have I ever told you about it?
**[07:59] Hio**
Wow, Sommelier-kun.
**[08:03] Kameko**
It was brief, but it was fun.
**[08:11] Umio**
Sensei,
**[08:14] ---**
I have a request.
**[08:21] Umio**
If you ever make your debut,
please make me your assistant.
**[08:29] Sensei**
You're hasty as usual.
**[08:31] Sensei**
But I'm happy.
**[08:33] Sensei**
I'd like for you to.
**[08:34] Umio**
Yes, please.
**[08:39] Hio**
Sensei-chan, don't worry about us.
**[08:41] Hio**
Just make a big debut and
become a star manga artist.
**[08:45] Fu-girl**
I'll learn how to make pops.
**[08:47] Fu-girl**
Even though I won't be as good as you.
**[08:50] Kameko**
You have to come visit sometimes.
**[08:52] All**
We'll be fine without you.
So don't worry, just find your future.
**[09:01] Umio**
Sensei-san, the room's so
empty now that you're gone.
**[09:07] Umio**
But I'll get used to it.
**[09:10] Umio**
So don't worry, Sensei-san.
**[09:14] Sensei**
W-Wait a second!
**[09:16] Kantoku**
You're all making a mistake.
**[09:20] All**
Kantoku.
**[09:21] Kantoku**
Seriously...
**[09:23] (Flashback) Sensei**
It was brief, but thank you.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Kantoku**
I see.
**[09:29] (Flashback) Kantoku**
I guess it can't be helped.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Sensei**
Sorry.
**[09:31] (Flashback) Kantoku**
But what you're saying
is you don't have time.
**[09:35] (Flashback) Sensei**
Yes.
**[09:36] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Then do you want fewer shifts?
**[09:38] (Flashback) Sensei**
Really? I-I can continue?
**[09:41] (Flashback) Kantoku**
I'd rather you don't quit so suddenly anyway.
**[09:43] (Flashback) Kantoku**
As long as you work properly, I don't mind.
**[09:46] (Flashback) Kantoku**
You were fine when you weren't
working on your Comikat manuscript.
**[09:50] (Flashback) Sensei**
Yes, thank you!
**[09:55] Umio**
We're done here.
**[10:06] Kantoku**
Seriously.
**[10:07] Kantoku**
What are you doing, putting work aside?
**[10:14] Sensei**
Thank you.
**[10:17] Umio**
Good for you, Sensei.
**[10:20] Sensei**
Hey, Umi-kun.
**[10:23] Sensei**
Can I take back what I said earlier?
**[10:26] Umio**
What?
**[10:27] Sensei**
Can you help me starting now, rather than
just after I make my professional debut?
**[10:33] Umio**
Sure.
**[10:34] Sensei**
In fact, starting tonight.
**[10:38] Sensei**
You! Wake up!
**[10:41] Sensei**
We're finishing up and making copies by 7 AM.
**[10:44] Umio**
Okay.
**[10:47] Umio**
*I want to go home.*
**[10:56] [SONG] Text**
Please take me home.
I like human meat
**[12:23] Umio**
You're in a good mood, Sensei-san.
**[12:25] Sensei**
Can you tell?
**[12:26] Umio**
Yes, it's obvious.
**[12:28] Sensei**
It's payday today.
**[12:29] Sensei**
I'm going to see this movie
that's opening tomorrow.
**[12:32] Umio**
Oh yeah, I can't wait for it either.
**[12:32] [SONG] Text**
Scarf Justice
Yasuda Suzuhito
Movie Confirmed
**[12:34] Sensei**
Oh, really?
**[12:35] Sensei**
Why don't we go together tomorrow, then?
**[12:39] Umio**
Sure.
**[12:40] Umio**
Let's go, then.
**[12:41] Umio**
I'll contact you later.
***SIGN*** Take Me to the Movies
**[12:41] [SONG] Text**
The Mouth is the
Gateway to Pleasure
**[12:45] Sensei**
I didn't realize because I was in a weird mood,
***SIGN*** Subtly Rough
**[12:48] ---**
but I accidentally invited him out.
**[12:51] Sensei**
Isn't this actually what they call a date?
**[12:53] [SONG] Text**
What do you think of
Sensei-chan going on a date?
**[12:53] [SONG] Text**
Don't do it
**[12:53] [SONG] Text**
Not interested
***SIGN*** I want yakisoba bread Good luck
***SIGN*** Whatever
**[12:53] [SONG] Text**
*Denki-gai staff survey
**[12:57] Umio**
Sorry.
**[12:59] Sensei**
No, I'm sorry.
**[13:00] Sensei**
Wh-What?
**[13:02] Sensei**
Just stay still.
**[13:04] Sensei**
You had popcorn on you.
**[13:09] Sensei**
Your eyes don't look good with popcorn.
**[13:12] Sensei**
* Isn't it our first time going out,*
* just the two of us?*
**[13:16] Sensei**
*First time.*
**[13:20] Sensei**
I should get ready.
**[13:26] Sensei**
I can't go dressed like this.
**[13:28] Sensei**
I have to dress more cute,
and I have to wear contacts.
**[13:32] Sensei**
Lipstick and stuff?
**[13:37] Sensei**
Umi-kun, I'm here.
**[13:40] [SONG] Text**
Weird Ancient Greece-ish Sandals
**[13:41] [SONG] Text**
Weird Woman-face T-shirt
**[13:42] [SONG] Text**
Some Glittery Bag
**[13:43] [SONG] Text**
Weird Wristband
**[13:44] [SONG] Text**
Weird Giant Sun Glasses
**[13:46] [SONG] Text**
Weird Bead Necklace
**[13:46] [SONG] Text**
Too Much Pink
***SIGN*** Weird Earrings
***SIGN*** Eyelash Extensions
**[13:48] [SONG] Text**
White Around the Eyes
***SIGN*** Extensions
**[13:48] [SONG] Text**
Thin Eyebrows
**[13:50] Sensei**
Let's go.
**[13:51] ---**
You know, Sensei-san...
**[13:54] Umio**
What are you being so gung-ho for?
**[13:56] Umio**
We're just going to a movie.
**[13:58] Umio**
Lame.
**[14:00] Sensei**
No way.
**[14:03] Sensei**
*I have to be more rough and subtle.*
**[14:05] Sensei**
*I can't let him know what I'm thinking.*
**[14:07] Sensei**
*More indifferent, and with a tracksuit top?*
**[14:10] Sensei**
*No, more rough!*
**[14:16] Sensei**
Tracksuit bottom!
**[14:17] Sensei**
And a worn-out tee-shirt!
**[14:19] Sensei**
The casual stains and moth
holes add to my roughness.
**[14:23] Sensei**
More.
**[14:24] Sensei**
More!
**[14:25] Sensei**
It's still not rough enough.
***SIGN*** More, like a suburban wife with a husband living away for work.
**[14:27] [SONG] Text**
This is Sensei's perception.
It does not reflect the staff's understanding.
***SIGN*** Like a reclusive hermit Not in Education, Employment or Training.
**[14:37] God**
Do you seek roughness?
**[14:40] Sensei**
The God of Roughness!
**[14:42] Sensei**
You shall have!
**[14:45] Sensei**
I've got some ideas.
**[14:48] Sensei**
I'll have gyoza and ramen the night before.
**[14:51] Sensei**
And I should have some
legendary stamina food.
**[14:54] Sensei**
All right, I'm getting rough.
**[14:57] Sensei**
I won't take a bath, either.
**[14:59] Sensei**
And I'll have ramen and
gyoza that morning, too.
**[15:01] Sensei**
The back fat that gets on my hair
will subtly bring out my roughness.
**[15:06] Sensei**
I'm not done yet.
**[15:07] Sensei**
Rougher.
**[15:09] Sensei**
Aye, I'll look even rougher
if it's torn a bit.
**[15:13] Sensei**
Cast off!
**[15:15] Sensei**
* I'll have more roughness points*
* if I'm not wearing a bottom.*
**[15:18] Sensei**
Take it off!
**[15:21] Sensei**
Sandals on my feet, of course.
**[15:22] Sensei**
They don't match, which is even better.
**[15:28] God**
Impressive roughness.
**[15:30] God**
I have nothing left to teach you.
**[15:33] God**
I can finally die.
**[15:35] Sensei**
Rough God!
**[15:39] Sensei**
Hey, Umi-kun, I'm here.
**[15:41] [SONG] Text**
Non-matching Sandals
**[15:42] [SONG] Text**
Convenience Store Bag
**[15:43] [SONG] Text**
One Cup
**[15:44] [SONG] Text**
Plenty of Stains and Moth Holes
**[15:45] [SONG] Text**
Torn Sleeves
**[15:46] [SONG] Text**
Fried Chicken
***SIGN*** Dirty Glasses
**[15:49] Sensei**
No!
**[15:53] Sensei**
*What am I lacking right now?*
***SIGN*** I Want to See You This Summer
**[15:56] Sensei**
*Sexiness?*
**[15:59] Text**
*I'll stuff things in my bra.*
**[16:01] Text**
*And I'll wear a short skirt.*
**[16:03] Text**
*Expose my shoulders and neckline.*
**[16:06] Text**
*Then I might as well...*
***SIGN*** Umi-kun.
***SIGN*** I'm here.
***SIGN*** No, that's not it!
***SIGN*** No, no, no, no!
***SIGN*** It's no use thinking by myself, it just gets weird.
***SIGN*** I know.
**[16:27] Text**
*Hello, Hio-tan?*
**[16:29] Hio**
What's up, Sensei-chan?
**[16:31] Sensei**
Well, I don't have anything
to wear out on my day off.
**[16:34] Sensei**
I wanted you to help me.
**[16:35] Hio**
Oh, I see.
**[16:37] Hio**
But my sister picks out all my clothes.
**[16:42] Sensei**
Oh, really?
**[16:44] Hio**
Umi-chan said you're going
to the movies tomorrow.
**[16:47] Sensei**
Th-That's not what it's about.
**[16:49] Hio**
Okay, hang on. I'll be right there.
**[16:55] Hio**
We're here.
**[16:56] Fu-girl**
Good evening.
**[16:57] Kameko**
We're here to hang out.
**[16:58] Sensei**
You brought them, too?
**[17:00] Hio**
I thought it'd be better with more of us.
***SIGN*** Meeting! What does a guy want?
**[17:05] Hio**
Let's begin, then.
**[17:06] Sensei**
Wh-What is this?
**[17:08] Hio**
Sensei-chan has dangerously low girl power.
**[17:11] Hio**
At this rate, both parties could be at risk.
**[17:15] Hio**
I suggest we discuss this carefully.
**[17:18] Sensei**
Stop acting like Tsumorin!
**[17:21] Fu-girl**
Speaking of which, Tsumorin probably
likes this stuff. Where is she?
**[17:24] Hio**
She seemed busy. She couldn't come.
**[17:27] Hio**
Let us begin.
**[17:29] Hio**
What does a guy want in a girl?
**[17:32] Hio**
Fuga-chan.
**[17:34] Fu-girl**
Me?
**[17:35] ---**
Um...
***SIGN*** Legendary Jugs Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
***SIGN*** Big boobs, maybe?
**[17:47] Kameko**
Meeting adjourned.
**[17:48] Sensei**
All right, go home.
**[17:51] Hio**
Wh-What's wrong, everyone?
**[17:52] Kameko**
You wouldn't understand
this absolute hopelessness.
**[17:57] Fu-girl**
You're right.
**[17:58] Sensei**
No kidding.
**[18:00] Fu-girl**
That's not true.
**[18:02] Kameko**
You have more than average.
**[18:04] Sensei**
I do?
**[18:05] Kameko**
You know those people who don't
notice what assets they have?
**[18:09] Fu-girl**
Yeah.
**[18:09] Fu-girl**
They don't even realize they're
hurting people with their words.
**[18:13] Sensei**
No, no.
**[18:14] Sensei**
Talk about something else. Something else!
**[18:17] Hio**
Be a guy.
**[18:19] Hio**
That's how you understand a guy's feelings.
**[18:21] Sensei**
B-Be a guy? But...
**[18:24] Hio**
I have a plan prepared.
**[18:27] Hio**
Think about a male character from a manga.
***SIGN*** Lump! Men's Private School
**[18:29] Sensei**
From a manga? I think I could do that.
**[18:36] Fu-girl**
She's a man.
**[18:37] Kameko**
She's a man.
**[18:39] Hio**
Man, as in manly man.
***SIGN*** Man
**[18:43] Hio**
Now, Sensei,
**[18:46] ---**
as a guy, what do you look for in a girl?
**[18:50] Hio**
*She's so close.*
**[18:52] Hio**
* She actually looks like a guy*
* when I look at her like this.*
**[18:56] Sensei**
* I've never started at a*
* girl like this before.*
**[19:00] Sensei**
*I guess it comes down to boobs!*
**[19:07] Fu-girl**
Fine, fine, we're back to boobs.
**[19:10] Kameko**
We're done.
**[19:15] Sensei**
Kame-chan, you do indeed have small
boobs, and you're dressed like a boy.
**[19:20] Sensei**
But that actually brings out
a rodent-like adorableness.
**[19:24] Sensei**
And that messy hair...
I want to do things to it.
**[19:29] Sensei**
Kame-chan, do you know what "turtle"
meant during the Meiji era?
**[19:36] Kameko**
Wh-What's this?
**[19:38] Kameko**
That's what they used to
call western dog breeds.
**[19:41] Kameko**
This is your destiny.
**[19:45] Kameko**
There, there, see how you
howl when I stroke you here?
**[19:54] Kameko**
Fuga-chan.
**[19:57] Kameko**
Your tiny body, your thin limbs,
your small bottom.
**[20:02] Kameko**
Let's go to my room and do
nice things to each other.
**[20:08] Kameko**
I still don't understand a guy's feelings.
**[20:12] Kameko**
What should I do?
**[20:13] Hio**
Fine, last resort.
**[20:16] Hio**
Let's ask a guy.
**[20:21] Umio**
What was it that you wanted?
**[20:23] Hio**
Just come.
**[20:25] Hio**
Right this way.
**[20:29] Hio**
Maid Sensei-chan.
**[20:32] Sensei**
Umi-kun.
**[20:34] Umio**
What's with the outfit?
**[20:35] Fu-girl**
That's not all.
**[20:36] Kameko**
We're not finished yet.
**[20:38] Hio**
Uniform Sensei-chan.
***SIGN*** Sensei
**[20:40] Hio**
School swimsuit Sensei-chan.
**[20:43] Hio**
Kitty-ear-furry Sensei-chan.
**[20:45] Hio**
Idol Sensei-chan.
**[20:50] Hio**
So, which Sensei do you like?
**[20:54] Sensei**
You never told me it was Umi-kun.
**[20:57] Hio**
But now we'll know what guys want.
What Umi-chan wants.
**[21:02] Hio**
Go ahead.
**[21:08] Umio**
Why?
**[21:10] Umio**
Why aren't you wearing your glasses?
**[21:13] Umio**
Do you think your glasses are a drawback?
**[21:15] Umio**
You believe that urban legend that you can't
be a heroine if you wear glasses, don't you?
**[21:19] Umio**
It's nonsense!
**[21:22] Umio**
The thicker the lenses,
the thicker the shield.
**[21:24] Umio**
The longer the legs, the longer the sword.
**[21:26] Umio**
A sturdy frame is your armor.
**[21:28] Umio**
Glasses are your offense and your defense!
Your heavy-duty equipment!
**[21:32] Fu-girl**
*Umio-kun has a glasses fetish.*
**[21:32] Umio**
Nay, not only your equip, your stats.
Your abilities. Your materials!
**[21:34] Hio**
*I never knew.*
**[21:34] Umio**
The greats of the world know this to be true!
**[21:41] Sensei**
Then do you...
**[21:45] ---**
Th-Think I'm cute all the time?
**[21:53] Umio**
Well, I—
**[21:55] Umio**
Yes.
**[21:56] Sensei**
Wh-Why thank you.
**[21:59] All**
Yay, we did it!
**[22:01] All**
Long live glasses!
***SIGN*** I wear glasses, too.
**[22:03] G-men**
I wear glasses, too. Problem?
***SIGN*** Manager
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** See you next time!
**[23:44] A**
Don't catch a cold.
**[23:47] [SONG] Text**
Scarf Justice
***SIGN*** Movie Confirmed Over 30 million copies sold!!
**[23:47] [SONG] Text**
Yasuda Suzuhito
***SIGN*** Uma-kun's Recommendation!
The latest volume of the movie-adapted,
inner-child-summoning Scarf Justice!
The wind makes the scarf even more badass!
Look out for the turbulent comeback scarf punch galaxy!!
***SIGN*** See you again!
**[23:50] ---**
# 9 - It's Not Love / Hey, How're You Feeling? / Snowy Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:03] A**
I'm leaving, now.
**[00:05] A**
Are you sure you're going to
be okay alone for three days?
**[00:08] Hio**
I'll be fine, Onee-chan.
**[00:10] A**
Be sure to hang the laundry out.
**[00:13] Hio**
Okay.
**[00:15] A**
Bye.
**[00:19] Hio**
*It's cold.*
**[00:25] Hio**
*I have the early shift at Uma today.*
**[00:27] Hio**
*I should take a bath and wake up.*
**[00:33] Hio**
*Oh, no. Am I catching a cold?*
**[00:35] Hio**
*I should take some medicine.*
**[02:17] Kantoku**
A cold?
**[02:18] Hio**
I totally have a cold,
**[02:21] Hio**
so please let me take the day off.
**[02:24] Hio**
I sent you proof.
**[02:27] Kantoku**
You didn't have to take a picture.
**[02:29] Kantoku**
All right.
**[02:30] Kantoku**
Take the day off.
**[02:31] Kantoku**
I'll find someone to fill your shift.
**[02:33] Hio**
Thank you.
**[02:37] Hio**
He didn't get angry at me.
**[02:39] Hio**
Good night.
***SIGN*** It's Not Love
**[02:50] A**
Bye.
**[02:53] B**
Watch out for cars.
**[02:59] C**
Good morning.
**[03:00] D**
Good morning.
**[03:24] Hio**
*I'm getting kinda hungry.*
**[03:31] Hio**
Yes?
**[03:34] Hio**
Who'd be here at this hour?
**[03:45] Kantoku**
Hey, don't close it.
**[03:47] Hio**
Why are you here, Kantoku?
**[03:49] Kantoku**
I'm here to check on your cold.
**[03:51] Hio**
You didn't warn me!
**[03:53] Kantoku**
I texted you.
**[03:54] Kantoku**
You didn't respond, so I
got worried and came over.
**[03:59] Hio**
I didn't notice.
**[04:01] Kantoku**
Jeez.
**[04:02] Kantoku**
I'm glad you seem well, though.
**[04:05] Kantoku**
Sorry I came.
**[04:06] Kantoku**
I'm leaving.
**[04:08] Kantoku**
I bought some stuff that might be useful.
**[04:11] Kantoku**
I'll leave it here.
**[04:13] Kantoku**
Later.
**[04:28] Hio**
You better leave once you're done cooking.
**[04:31] Kantoku**
I know.
**[04:33] Kantoku**
I have to go to work soon, anyway.
**[04:35] Kantoku**
Clean your table.
**[04:36] Hio**
Leave right away, please.
**[04:39] Hio**
Don't leave a trace when
you blip out of existence.
**[04:41] Kantoku**
I know, I'll leave.
**[04:56] Kantoku**
You're okay with shiitake mushrooms, right?
**[04:58] Hio**
Yes.
**[05:04] Kantoku**
Where's the salt?
**[05:05] Kantoku**
There you go.
**[05:23] Kantoku**
Chew well.
**[05:26] Hio**
Fine, then.
**[05:31] Kantoku**
You don't have chili oil, huh?
**[05:33] Kantoku**
I should have bought some.
**[05:35] Hio**
It's okay.
**[05:37] Kantoku**
Is it good?
**[05:38] Hio**
It's fine.
**[05:40] Hio**
Leave once you're done eating, please.
**[05:42] Kantoku**
Fine, fine.
**[05:45] Hio**
I'm starting to feel warm.
**[05:47] Kantoku**
I put ginger in it.
**[05:49] Kantoku**
It's good when you have a cold.
**[05:51] Kantoku**
Do you hate ginger?
**[05:52] Hio**
Not really.
**[05:56] Kantoku**
I'm going, then.
**[05:58] Kantoku**
Go to the doctor's if you can walk.
**[06:00] Hio**
Okay.
**[06:05] Hio**
He's gone.
**[06:13] Hio**
I have to hang the laundry.
**[06:16] Sensei-chan**
Welcome.
**[06:18] Sensei-chan**
That'll be 1,400 yen.
**[06:20] Sensei-chan**
Do you have a membership card?
**[06:22] Fu-girl**
I heard Hio-tan has a cold.
**[06:24] Kameko**
I got a photo from the scene, too.
**[06:28] Fu-girl**
I wonder if she's okay.
**[06:30] Kantoku**
She sent it to everyone at Uma.
**[06:32] Kantoku**
Is it really something to brag about?
**[06:34] Kantoku**
Get to work, you two.
**[06:36] Kantoku**
We have new books from Yonkuri.
**[06:38] K; H**
Yes.
**[06:41] [Messenger] Text**
How're you feeling?
**[06:50] Umio**
Kantoku, is that it for orders?
**[06:54] Kantoku**
*Is she sleeping?*
**[06:56] Umio**
Kantoku.
**[06:59] Kantoku**
Sorry.
**[07:19] Kantoku**
Hey, Hio-tan.
**[07:21] Kantoku**
It's me.
**[07:30] Kantoku**
Maybe she's at the hospital or something.
**[07:36] Kantoku**
Hio-tan.
**[07:36] Kantoku**
Hey, Hio-tan.
**[07:38] Kantoku**
Are you all right?
**[07:38] Kantoku**
Hey.
**[07:40] Kantoku**
Dammit.
**[07:46] Kantoku**
Hio-tan!
**[07:56] Kantoku**
Where's a hospital that'd be open this late?
**[08:02] Kantoku**
Hio-tan.
**[08:03] Kantoku**
Hang in there.
**[08:13] Kantoku**
Taxi.
**[08:14] [SONG] Text**
Occupied
***SIGN*** Crap.
**[08:37] Hio**
K-Kantoku.
**[08:58] Hio**
Kantoku?
**[09:00] Kantoku**
You're up, Hio-tan?
**[09:02] Kantoku**
You got an IV at the hospital.
**[09:04] Kantoku**
You just got home.
**[09:05] Hio**
*The hospital?*
**[09:07] Hio**
*Right, I collapsed.*
**[09:11] Hio**
*And then Kantoku came.*
**[09:13] Hio**
*And then...*
**[09:20] Hio**
Kantoku, what was—
**[09:22] Kantoku**
Calm down, Hio-tan.
**[09:24] Hio**
I'm fine now.
**[09:25] Hio**
Thank you.
**[09:26] Kantoku**
Hey, Hio-tan!
**[09:28] Kantoku**
I'm better now. Leave, please.
**[09:30] Kantoku**
Hurry. Now.
**[09:30] Kantoku**
I said, "calm down."
**[09:31] Hio**
Why aren't you leaving?
**[09:35] Kantoku**
I broke the door; I can't lock it.
**[09:37] Kantoku**
So I'll stay the night.
**[09:40] Hio**
Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
**[09:42] Kantoku**
What?
**[09:43] Kantoku**
It'd be dangerous to leave it open.
**[09:45] Kantoku**
I broke it.
**[09:46] Kantoku**
It's my responsibility.
**[09:48] Kantoku**
I won't attack a sick girl.
**[09:50] Kantoku**
Don't worry.
**[09:51] Kantoku**
Don't get your hopes up.
**[09:52] Hio**
I'm not getting my hopes up!
**[09:54] Hio**
I'm fine, okay?
**[09:56] Hio**
Thank you.
**[09:57] Hio**
Please leave.
**[09:59] Kantoku**
I refuse.
**[10:00] Hio**
Wh-Why?
**[10:02] Kantoku**
How could I leave you to be
alone when you're so weak?
**[10:05] Kantoku**
I'm worried for you.
**[10:21] Hio**
Aren't you going to sleep, Kantoku?
**[10:25] Hio**
You can sleep, you know.
**[10:27] Hio**
I don't think I'll be able to fall asleep.
**[10:29] Kantoku**
Don't be silly.
**[10:30] Kantoku**
Hurry up and sleep so you can get better.
**[10:51] Kantoku**
She actually fell asleep.
**[11:34] (Flashback) Kantoku**
You're always way too defenseless.
**[11:39] (Flashback) Kantoku**
It's not my fault if I finally lose control.
**[11:46] Hio**
*Sheesh, Kantoku, what's your problem?*
**[11:51] Hio**
Is it fun playing with my feelings?
**[12:01] Umio**
Kantoku's taking the day off sick?
**[12:03] Sensei-chan**
Thank you for waiting. Next customer, please.
**[12:06] Sensei-chan**
Umi-kun, get me more bonus
posters and folders.
**[12:09] Umio**
Okay.
**[12:11] Umio**
Which box is it?
**[12:13] Fu-girl**
We're out of stock.
**[12:14] Fu-girl**
What's going on?
**[12:15] Kameko**
Yonkuri new arrivals here.
**[12:17] Kameko**
We're getting complaints that there's
role reversal fan fiction mixed in.
**[12:19] Sensei-chan**
I told you not to let the
cover art style confuse you.
**[12:22] Sensei-chan**
Forget it, I'll handle it.
**[12:25] Hio**
It's so much harder without Kantoku.
**[12:29] Sensei-chan**
All right, let's all go check
on Kantoku when we're done.
**[12:32] All**
Yeah!
**[12:33] Hio**
No.
**[12:34] Hio**
You'll just spread the damage
if you get sick, too.
**[12:37] Fu-girl**
I want to have a rice soup party.
**[12:39] Hio**
No.
**[12:40] Hio**
Never!
**[12:45] Kantoku**
Tasty.
**[12:48] Sensei-chan**
What? Sick again?
**[12:50] Hio**
Yeah, see, here's proof.
**[12:52] Sensei-chan**
You don't have to prove it.
**[12:55] Sensei-chan**
Okay, I'll be there right away.
**[12:58] Sensei-chan**
All right.
***SIGN*** Hey, How're You Feeling?
**[13:01] Sensei-chan**
Thanks for helping me carry
all this, Sommelier-kun.
**[13:05] Sensei-chan**
I've never been to Hio-tan's place before.
**[13:09] Sensei-chan**
* I have another reason for*
* going to Hio-tan's place,*
**[13:11] ---**
*aside from checking up on her:*
**[13:14] Sensei-chan**
*to see the secret to her cuteness.*
**[13:17] Sensei-chan**
*The source of her girl power.*
**[13:23] Sensei-chan**
*Quite a few fancy houses.*
**[13:26] Sensei-chan**
*Hio-tan must live in a nice house, too.*
**[13:37] Sensei-chan**
*It's actually pretty old.*
**[13:38] Sensei-chan**
*It's about as old as Sommelier-kun's.*
**[13:40] Sensei-chan**
*Is this another rule of girl power?*
**[13:42] Sensei-chan**
*I'll have to note it down later.*
**[13:46] Sensei-chan**
Hio-tan.
**[13:52] Hio**
Hey, it's Sensei-chan and Sommelier-kun.
**[13:55] Hio**
Thanks for coming.
**[13:58] Sensei-chan**
*Rule number two: wear shabby clothes at home.*
**[14:01] Sensei-chan**
* Everything I thought I knew*
* about girl power was wrong.*
**[14:03] Sensei-chan**
*This is important.*
**[14:05] Hio**
Here's my room.
**[14:09] Sensei-chan**
*Rule number three: have a messy room.*
**[14:12] Sensei-chan**
*Perhaps crudeness is a necessity at times.*
**[14:15] Sensei-chan**
Anyway, here: water and food.
**[14:18] Hio**
Thanks.
**[14:19] Hio**
Also, Sommelier-kun
**[14:21] ---**
brought movies and manga
for when you can't sleep.
**[14:25] Hio**
Thanks.
**[14:26] Sensei-chan**
How's your fever?
**[14:30] Sensei-chan**
You have a really bad fever.
**[14:31] Hio**
It won't go down.
**[14:33] Sensei-chan**
Just get some sleep.
**[14:35] Sensei-chan**
Is there anything you want me to do?
**[14:39] Hio**
Can you hang the stuff that's in the washer?
**[14:44] Sensei-chan**
* Rule number four: put your*
* washing machine outside.*
**[14:53] Sensei-chan**
*C-Crazy underwear!*
**[14:55] Sensei-chan**
*It hides almost nothing!*
**[15:02] Sensei-chan**
*H?*
**[15:03] Sensei-chan**
*A, B, C, D, E, F, G,*
**[15:06] Sensei-chan**
*H!*
**[15:07] Sensei-chan**
*Just how big is it?*
**[15:12] Sensei-chan**
*It doesn't latch on anywhere.*
**[15:14] Sensei-chan**
*This is H?*
**[15:20] Sensei-chan**
*I've seen this in a magazine.*
**[15:22] Sensei-chan**
*It's that fishnet that turns you into pork!*
**[15:24] Sensei-chan**
*I've never actually touched one.*
**[15:27] Sensei-chan**
*Wait, what's this thing?*
**[15:30] Sensei-chan**
* It was in the washer, so that must*
* mean it's something you wear.*
**[15:34] Sensei-chan**
*Where, exactly?*
**[15:37] Sensei-chan**
*Is it a hairband?*
**[15:40] Sensei-chan**
*It gets in the way of my vision, but I guess*
**[15:43] ---**
*you have to deal with it to be a fancy girl.*
**[15:46] Sensei-chan**
*But really?*
**[15:50] Sensei-chan**
*Hio-tan.*
**[15:51] Hio**
I want Hagen-Dazs.
**[15:54] Sensei-chan**
*She's always dressed so cute,*
**[15:56] Sensei-chan**
*but she has a monster underneath it.*
**[16:00] Sensei-chan**
*This is good research.*
**[16:02] Sensei-chan**
*Beware, girl power!*
**[16:04] Hio**
Sensei-chan.
**[16:06] Hio**
Why are you taking pictures?
**[16:08] Hio**
Those are my sister's.
**[16:11] Kantoku**
It is merciless. It has come again.
**[16:15] Kantoku**
Are you all armed?
**[16:17] All**
Yes.
**[16:19] Umio**
I brought the PC version of
the ero-game Die Heart 3.
**[16:22] Kantoku**
Good. Sommelier.
**[16:24] Kantoku**
An ero-hon with bonus pantsu.
**[16:26] Kantoku**
Impressive.
**[16:27] Kantoku**
Sensei.
**[16:28] Kantoku**
Various manga for singles.
**[16:30] Kantoku**
A curveball.
**[16:31] Kantoku**
But not bad.
**[16:33] Fu-girl**
I brought this BL comic that got chosen
**[16:35] ---**
at this year's "This BL is seriously good."
**[16:38] Kameko**
Singles can sleep well with this.
**[16:41] Hio**
I brought a whisper CD by
a popular voice actress.
**[16:46] Kantoku**
All right, let's move out.
**[16:47] All**
Hooah!
***SIGN*** Christmas Damage Control
***SIGN*** The horror
creeps upon
us!!
***SIGN*** Christmas cancellation notice
***SIGN*** For Singles
***SIGN*** Keep Santa Out
**[16:53] Umio**
Beware, people!
***SIGN*** Snowy Night
**[16:55] Umio**
A massive, powerful Christmas is approaching!
**[16:58] Kameko**
Solo play is dangerous.
Get your weapons here.
**[17:03] Kameko**
Women here.
**[17:06] Hio**
The Christmas corner is
pretty strong this year.
**[17:10] Fu-girl**
Yeah, it's because Kantoku's so busy
**[17:13] ---**
with work that he had to cancel
the Christmas party this year.
**[17:17] Fu-girl**
He's venting steam.
**[17:18] Hio**
Oh, really?
**[17:24] Kantoku**
Tsumorin.
**[17:27] Tsumorin**
Kan-chan.
**[17:30] Kantoku**
Wh-What are you here to buy?
**[17:32] Tsumorin**
Come on, the same books as always.
***SIGN*** 1,000 ways to %^$* Santa Claus
**[17:35] Tsumorin**
Damage control for Christmas alone.
**[17:37] Kantoku**
Don't buy such a disturbed book.
**[17:39] Kantoku**
Who shelved that book?
**[17:42] Tsumorin**
What? It's all your fault!
**[17:45] Kantoku**
Stop crying.
**[17:46] Kantoku**
Don't drink in the store.
**[17:48] A**
What's going on? That guy
has a girl crying at him.
**[17:51] Umio**
What is this, a TV drama?
**[17:53] Umio**
You sure are living the life.
**[17:56] Kantoku**
Umio.
**[17:57] Umio**
Banish him from our paradise!
**[18:01] Tsumorin**
Serves you right.
**[18:02] Sensei-chan**
Master Tsumorin.
**[18:04] Sensei-chan**
Long time no see.
**[18:06] Sensei-chan**
I have trained hard since then,
**[18:09] Sensei-chan**
but I still don't understand.
**[18:15] Sensei-chan**
What is girl power?
**[18:18] Tsumorin**
Sorry, Sensei-chan.
**[18:20] Tsumorin**
Forget everything I said.
**[18:23] Tsumorin**
Girl power won't help get the
attention of the one you love.
**[18:27] Sensei-chan**
No.
**[18:30] Sensei-chan**
Then what am I supposed to do?
**[18:33] Tsumorin**
Don't worry.
**[18:36] Tsumorin**
You have the person you
love in front of you.
**[18:39] ---**
You're more ladylike than anyone.
**[18:43] Sensei-chan**
What are you saying?
**[18:46] Tsumorin**
It's so obvious.
***SIGN*** End of Line
**[18:49] Hio**
The line ends here.
**[18:51] A**
Is Santa-san coming this year, too?
**[18:57] Umio**
Look out!
**[19:02] Hio**
Umi-chan.
**[19:03] Kantoku**
Umio's down!
**[19:06] Umio**
I-I'm fine.
**[19:10] Umio**
Onomi-chan
**[19:11] ---**
protected me.
**[19:13] Kantoku**
Damn, you scared me.
**[19:18] Hio**
It's windy all of a sudden.
**[19:21] Kantoku**
*This wind...*
**[19:23] Kantoku**
No.
**[19:34] Kantoku**
G-men!
**[19:37] Umio**
Look at her.
**[19:38] Umio**
She's so ready to enjoy Christmas.
**[19:41] Kantoku**
We have an emergency.
**[19:42] Kantoku**
All assemble.
**[19:57] G-men**
I come today with a request.
**[20:05] G-men**
These books were deemed
unwholesome and collected by us.
**[20:09] G-men**
They're scheduled for destruction.
**[20:12] G-men**
They're abandoned ero-hons.
***SIGN*** Sexy Onii-san!!
***SIGN*** Vegetable Miso Picnic
**[20:14] G-men**
They haven't been used once.
***SIGN*** Pour that hot chocolate all over me
***SIGN*** I come in the spirit of the season with
***SIGN*** In the Windy City
**[20:19] ---**
the hopes that they might be used even once.
***SIGN*** I trust that you would use them.
***SIGN*** That you would make their lives complete.
**[20:31] B**
You're giving us these books?
**[20:35] G-men**
And I want you to know
that there are many books
**[20:38] ---**
that do not follow the rules,
and are collected and destroyed.
**[20:42] G-men**
I don't want to see such
tragic ero-hons being born.
**[20:45] G-men**
I want them to follow the rules.
**[20:57] Kantoku**
Direct the line-up.
**[20:59] Umio**
But it won't earn us profits.
**[21:01] Kantoku**
Just do it, now.
**[21:02] Umio**
O-Okay.
**[21:04] Umio**
Please line up single file.
**[21:07] Kameko**
We're beginning the distribution.
***SIGN*** I Love Lolis!
***SIGN*** Adult
**[21:13] A**
I'll use it like it's my own daughter.
**[21:18] B**
This book was taken away;
I thought I'd never get it.
***SIGN*** Miko Tales
***SIGN*** Adult
***SIGN*** 1,000 Ways to Get a Hot Guy's Attention
**[21:29] Tsumorin**
Thanks.
**[21:33] C**
I'm glad I lived so long.
**[21:36] D**
This turtle's just like yours, Dad.
**[21:40] E**
It used to be an elephant.
**[21:47] Kantoku**
This is totally an obstruction of business.
**[21:50] G-men**
Well then, everyone, Merry Christmas.
**[21:59] All**
Merry Erostmas!
***SIGN*** Manager
**[23:37] Umio**
They say that Valentine's day is the memorial
of the Roman Bishop Saint Valentine.
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
**[23:40] Umio**
There is a tradition of giving
gifts to those you care about.
***SIGN*** See you next time!
**[23:42] Umio**
In Japan, there's a
conspiracy amongst snack
**[23:44] ---**
manufacturers to make women
give men chocolates, apparently.
***SIGN*** Illustration: Ito Life
***SIGN*** See you again!
**[23:50] ---**
# 10 - Wonderful Chocolate / Chocolate Philosophy / Kantoku's Overflowing White Chocolate
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:10] Sensei**
*Good, I didn't forget this year.*
**[00:17] Sensei**
*This year.*
**[00:19] Sensei**
*I'll do it.*
**[00:26] Tsumorin**
Sensei-chan.
**[00:28] Tsumorin**
Sensei-chan.
**[00:31] Tsumorin**
Sensei-chan, are you there?
**[00:34] Tsumorin**
It's open.
**[00:44] Tsumorin**
Sensei-chan!
**[00:46] Tsumorin**
What's wrong?
**[00:47] Tsumorin**
Are you all right?
**[00:48] Tsumorin**
Get a grip.
**[00:51] Tsumorin**
This...
**[00:53] Tsumorin**
Girl power scouter!
**[00:56] Tsumorin**
*Her girl power is so low.*
**[00:58] Tsumorin**
* She must have tried to make*
* chocolates by herself.*
**[01:02] Sensei**
I was no match for it.
**[01:11] Tsumorin**
Sensei-chan!
**[02:44] Tsumorin**
So,
**[02:46] ---**
Tsumorin's Valentine's Snack Class. Here we go!
**[02:50] All**
Clap, clap, clap.
**[02:53] Tsumorin**
Today, we'll be making gâteau au chocolat.
**[02:56] Tsumorin**
It's dangerous to make chocolates
with low girl power.
**[02:59] Tsumorin**
Please cook properly and safely.
**[03:02] All**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Handmade
**[03:04] Tsumorin**
First, we'll crush the chocolate.
**[03:06] Fu-girl**
Die!
**[03:08] Tsumorin**
Be sure you wrap it in
a bag before you hit it.
**[03:12] Fu-girl**
Right, sorry.
**[03:13] Tsumorin**
I thought this might happen,
so I prepared crushed chocolate.
**[03:18] Tsumorin**
Next, we're going to put it in hot water.
**[03:21] Tsumorin**
Nope, that's not right.
**[03:23] Tsumorin**
Let's use this pre-melted chocolate.
**[03:28] Tsumorin**
Next, we're going to whip the dairy
cream until it stands on end.
**[03:35] Tsumorin**
Nope, that's too much.
**[03:36] Tsumorin**
Let's wash the decorative strawberries.
**[03:36] [SONG] Text**
Whipped
**[03:39] Kameko**
Tsumorin! Oh, no!
**[03:41] Kameko**
The strawberries have
vanished without a trace.
**[03:44] Tsumorin**
Oh, didn't you know?
**[03:46] ---**
That's what happens when you eat them.
**[03:48] Tsumorin**
Well, what can we do?
**[03:50] Tsumorin**
Okay, Sensei-chan, could you go
buy us some more strawberries?
**[03:55] Tsumorin**
Let's whip the egg whites
and sugar to make meringue.
**[04:00] Hio**
Am I doing it right?
**[04:02] Tsumorin**
You're doing it wrong.
**[04:03] Sensei**
I'm back with the groceries.
**[04:04] Tsumorin**
Thank you.
**[04:05] Sensei**
Here.
***SIGN*** Bean Sprouts
**[04:06] Tsumorin**
Unfortunately, these are bean sprouts.
***SIGN*** Local Supermarket T
Strawberries 1 pack = 398 yen
**[04:08] Sensei**
I'm sorry. It was 398 yen for a pack of strawberries.
**[04:11] Sensei**
I couldn't shake the guilt.
**[04:13] Tsumorin**
I asked too much of you.
**[04:15] Tsumorin**
It's all right, let's move
on without strawberries.
**[04:18] Tsumorin**
Fuga-chan, did you make the
chocolate decoration to go on top?
**[04:21] Fu-girl**
Yes, something like this?
**[04:23] Tsumorin**
That's a masterpiece.
**[04:25] Tsumorin**
But it won't work on cake, so nope.
**[04:27] Tsumorin**
Break it down, please.
**[04:28] Fu-girl**
Okay.
**[04:31] Tsumorin**
You're having a good time.
**[04:33] Tsumorin**
And now for the climax.
**[04:35] Tsumorin**
Careful not to lose your marbles.
**[04:38] Tsumorin**
Mix the meringue, cake flour,
**[04:39] ---**
cocoa and chocolate, and put it in the mold.
**[04:42] Tsumorin**
Bake it in an oven pre-heated to 180 Celsius.
**[04:45] Tsumorin**
This part is very dangerous, so be careful.
**[04:48] All**
Okay.
**[04:49] All**
I got the oven.
**[04:51] All**
I'll put it in the oven.
**[04:53] All**
Sensei-chan, wait.
**[05:03] All**
My glasses!
**[05:04] All**
My glasses are steamed up!
**[05:05] All**
My eyes, my eyes!
**[05:07] Tsumorin**
It's a steamer; be careful.
**[05:12] Hio**
It's baked.
**[05:13] Kameko**
It smells good.
**[05:15] Fu-girl**
Wow.
**[05:15] Sensei**
We could charge money for this.
**[05:17] Tsumorin**
Sprinkle some powdered sugar,
**[05:19] ---**
and done.
**[05:21] Tsumorin**
This'll be enough to get you
all through Valentine's right?
**[05:25] All**
Let's eat.
**[05:35] All**
It's so good!
**[05:40] Hio**
It melts in my mouth.
**[05:42] Sensei**
And it's crunchy on the outside.
**[05:43] Fu-girl**
We could make a shop.
**[05:45] Kameko**
I can't stop.
**[05:47] Tsumorin**
It really is good.
**[05:50] Tsumorin**
This is the best I've made in ten years.
**[05:53] Sensei**
Master Tsumorin.
**[05:55] Sensei**
Thank you.
**[05:58] Sensei**
I could have never made something
this delicious myself.
**[06:02] Tsumorin**
But the real battle's about to begin.
**[06:05] ---**
It's harder to give chocolates than it
is to make them on Valentine's Day.
**[06:09] Tsumorin**
Good luck.
**[06:11] Sensei**
F-Fank you!
**[06:14] Tsumorin**
Okay, let's cutely wrap the cakes.
**[06:17] ---**
Okay!
**[06:23] Tsumorin**
To think it was so good
that we ate all of it.
***SIGN*** Wonderful Chocolate
**[06:35] Sensei**
H-Hey, Umi-kun...
**[06:36] Umio**
Yes?
**[06:38] Umio**
What is it, Sensei-san?
**[06:40] ---**
U-Um...
**[06:41] Sensei**
Well, you see...
**[06:44] Umio**
Yes?
**[06:45] Sensei**
I, um, y'know...
**[06:48] Umio**
What is it?
**[06:50] Sensei**
I— Can you have the chocolate I made?
**[06:55] Umio**
Really? Thank you.
**[06:57] Umio**
It's so good.
**[06:58] Umio**
It's good, Sensei-san.
**[07:00] Sensei**
Make this for me every morning
from now on, will you?
**[07:06] Umio**
What's wrong with you?
**[07:07] Umio**
You're creeping me out, Sensei-san.
**[07:09] Sensei**
Oh, that's not it.
**[07:11] ---**
Um...
**[07:12] Sensei**
I-I-I— I-I-I-I-Idiot!
**[07:16] Umio**
Sensei-san.
**[07:19] Sensei**
*I can't. I can't say it.*
***SIGN*** Elementary School
**[07:23] Sensei**
*Nothing's ever happened for me until now.*
***SIGN*** Middle School
**[07:26] Text**
* I couldn't possibly do Valentine's*
* for the first time at this age.*
***SIGN*** High School
**[07:29] Sensei**
*But*
**[07:31] ---**
*I don't want to run anymore.*
**[07:35] Sensei**
Umi-kun.
**[07:36] Umio**
Y-Yes?
**[07:37] Sensei**
I want to—
**[07:42] Sensei**
I can't say it.
**[07:44] Umio**
Wh-What are you—
**[07:46] Sensei**
Sorry.
**[07:48] Sensei**
How much of a wuss am I that
I can't even give chocolate?
**[07:53] Umio**
Chocolate?
**[07:54] Sensei**
I didn't mean to say that out loud.
**[07:56] Umio**
Right, it's Valentine's Day.
**[07:59] Umio**
Sensei-san, did you make me chocolate?
**[08:06] Sensei**
Get over yourself, stupid!
**[08:09] Umio**
I'm so stupid.
***SIGN*** Break Room
**[08:24] Tsumorin**
Kame-chan.
**[08:26] Kameko**
Tsumorin.
**[08:28] Tsumorin**
I got worried about you guys.
**[08:30] Tsumorin**
Huh?
**[08:33] Tsumorin**
You still haven't given yours?
**[08:36] Kameko**
I'm sure it'd only trouble him.
**[08:41] Kameko**
Everyone has someone they like.
***SIGN*** We Love Boobs After All!!
***SIGN*** My Neighbor Mammaries
***SIGN*** They're
**[08:46] ---**
slowly starting to catch on.
***SIGN*** I couldn't butt in.
***SIGN*** It's not my place to.
***SIGN*** So I
**[09:05] ---**
just watch from afar.
***SIGN*** I'm content being a record keeper.
***SIGN*** I'm happier watching than getting caught-up and hurt.
***SIGN*** S-Stop it!
***SIGN*** My hair... My hair's gonna explode!
***SIGN*** You're so mean.
***SIGN*** You act like you know what's going on...
***SIGN*** But you haven't even tried. You can't give up yet.
***SIGN*** So what if it'll trouble him? Give him lots of trouble.
**[09:42] Kameko**
Thanks, Tsumorin.
**[09:47] Kameko**
Hey, Tsumorin.
**[09:50] ---**
Umm...
**[09:52] Kameko**
I have a request.
**[09:54] Tsumorin**
Sure, anything.
**[09:57] Kameko**
This.
**[10:06] Kantoku**
Hey, Kameko, what's up?
**[10:28] Tsumorin**
*Me, too, then.*
**[10:34] Tsumorin**
*Maybe I'll go trouble him, as well.*
***SIGN*** Graduation Special
***SIGN*** Tan-colored Room
***SIGN*** Thank you for everything this year
***SIGN*** Thank you,
goodbye
***SIGN*** Kantoku's Overflowing
White Chocolate
***SIGN*** White (Milk) Day
**[10:51] Sensei**
*Oh, yeah. It's White Day today.*
**[10:57] Umio**
*Yo, Sensei, lick my candies.*
**[11:02] Umio**
Fu Girl-san, Senpai.
**[11:05] Umio**
In return for Valentine's Day.
**[11:07] Hio**
It's so cute.
**[11:09] Hio**
I enjoyed your chocolates.
**[11:12] Hio**
Really? That's good. Thanks.
**[11:15] Hio**
That zombie chocolate was
impressive, Fu Girl-san.
**[11:18] Fu-girl**
Th-Thank you.
**[11:19] Hio**
Umi-chan's so considerate.
**[11:22] Hio**
Kameko-san.
**[11:24] Hio**
For White Day.
**[11:25] Kameko**
Thank you.
**[11:32] Umio**
I don't have one for you.
**[11:33] ---**
D'oh!
**[11:34] Sensei**
Wh-Why not?
**[11:36] Umio**
You didn't give me one.
**[11:39] Sensei**
Well yeah, but...
**[11:46] Sensei**
Fuga-chan, a zombie!
**[12:00] Kameko**
This is epic!
**[12:04] Hio**
What's that? It's cute.
**[12:07] Kameko**
This?
**[12:10] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Here, a present.
**[12:15] (Flashback) Kameko**
Hey, what exactly is going on?
**[12:18] (Flashback) Kantoku**
It's White Day today.
**[12:20] (Flashback) Kantoku**
I'm reciprocating.
**[12:23] (Flashback) Kameko**
You? Reciprocating? It's going to snow.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Kantoku**
You're rude, aren't you?
**[12:30] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Sorry it's such a simple gift idea.
**[12:33] (Flashback) Kantoku**
I don't really know what
to do in these situations.
**[12:36] Kameko**
* Kantoku doesn't think anything*
* of giving me something like this.*
**[12:41] Kameko**
*Maybe I'm being too negative.*
**[12:45] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Was that a bit weird?
**[12:47] (Flashback) Kameko**
No, I'm happy.
**[12:49] (Flashback) Kameko**
It's a family treasure,
**[12:51] (Flashback) ---**
I'll put it on my home shrine
and pray to it every day.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Kantoku**
You don't need to go that far.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Here.
**[12:59] (Flashback) Kantoku**
That's about right.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Break time's up.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Kantoku**
Later.
**[13:13] Kantoku**
This is my
**[13:17] ---**
treasure.
**[13:19] Umio**
I actually brought yours, Sensei.
**[13:23] Sensei**
S-Sorry, Umi-kun.
**[13:26] Kantoku**
All right, everyone,
**[13:28] ---**
you can head home once
you're done un-shelving.
**[13:31] All**
Okay.
**[13:33] Umio**
Good work today.
**[13:35] Fu-girl**
Good work.
**[13:36] Kameko**
Good work.
**[13:38] Hio**
Yay, done.
**[13:40] Kantoku**
I'm done for the day, too.
Man, I'm so tired.
**[13:43] Hio**
We should go home, too, then.
**[13:47] Kantoku**
Yes, Umanohone here.
**[13:50] Kantoku**
Oh, thank you for your business.
**[13:51] Kantoku**
Yes.
**[13:52] Kantoku**
Yes.
**[13:53] Kantoku**
What? Add stock for tomorrow's new books?
**[13:56] Kantoku**
Thank you.
**[13:59] Kantoku**
Yes, bye.
**[14:02] Hio**
We're setting up now?
**[14:04] Kantoku**
You can go home, Hio-tan.
**[14:06] Kantoku**
Manager and I will do it.
**[14:09] Hio**
I already overheard, though.
**[14:11] Hio**
I'll help.
**[14:13] Hio**
Jeez.
**[14:14] Hio**
You can't do anything without me.
**[14:15] Kantoku**
*She has a strong sense of
responsibility at times like these.*
**[14:18] Kantoku**
All right, let's go to the corner
store before we start work.
**[14:20] Hio**
Okay.
**[14:22] Kantoku**
It's on me. Leave your stuff here.
**[14:26] Hio**
Really?
**[14:29] Kantoku**
I think that's way too much.
**[14:31] Hio**
I can handle it.
**[14:33] Kantoku**
You'll get fat.
**[14:34] Hio**
I can't hear you.
**[14:36] Kantoku**
Hear me!
**[14:42] Kantoku**
Huh?
**[14:43] Hio**
What's wrong?
**[14:45] Kantoku**
I think Manager locked
the store and went home.
**[14:48] Hio**
No way.
**[14:49] Hio**
My entire fortune is in the store.
***SIGN*** The Little Haagen Dazs Girl
**[14:52] Hio**
I'll have to make a living
selling this ice cream.
**[14:55] Kantoku**
Calm down, Hio-tan.
**[14:57] Kantoku**
Yes, yes, yes.
**[15:01] Kantoku**
Huh? You're already home?
**[15:04] Kantoku**
Yes, so anyway, thanks.
**[15:08] Kantoku**
Yes, goodbye.
**[15:11] Kantoku**
Manager says he'll come to open the
door first thing in the morning.
**[15:13] Hio**
Morning? Really?
**[15:15] Hio**
What should I do?
**[15:16] Hio**
There are no more trains,
and I live pretty far.
**[15:20] Kantoku**
Guess it can't be helped.
***SIGN*** Caught You On a Sleepless Night
**[15:27] Hio**
Why aren't the private rooms open?
**[15:29] Kantoku**
There's a popular ero-game
that's going on sale today.
**[15:32] Kantoku**
There must be a lot of people going
**[15:34] ---**
home from the midnight sale
or lining up until morning.
**[15:37] Hio**
Really?
**[15:39] Hio**
I wonder if they thought we were a couple.
**[15:51] Kantoku**
We have work early in the morning.
**[15:52] Kantoku**
Go to sleep.
**[15:53] Hio**
Speak for yourself.
**[15:55] Kantoku**
I'll be fine.
**[15:57] Hio**
I'm not sleepy, either.
**[15:59] Kantoku**
Liar.
**[16:01] Hio**
I'll go find something to drink.
**[16:03] Hio**
What would you like?
**[16:05] Kantoku**
Coffee, then, please.
**[16:07] Hio**
You don't intend to sleep, do you?
**[16:10] Kantoku**
What about you?
**[16:12] Hio**
I'll have coffee, too.
**[16:14] Kantoku**
Sleep, damn it!
**[16:20] Kantoku**
Thanks.
**[16:26] Kantoku**
A-Are you okay?!
**[16:28] Hio**
It's hot...
**[16:30] Kantoku**
That took a while.
**[16:31] Hio**
Sorry, I—
**[16:32] Kantoku**
It's fine. Go wash up before it stains.
**[16:36] Kantoku**
There's a shower room here.
**[16:38] Hio**
Okay.
**[16:40] Hio**
But I don't have anything else.
**[16:44] Hio**
Why are you undressing?
**[16:48] Kantoku**
Here.
**[16:49] Kantoku**
Wear my clothes.
**[16:57] Hio**
*I really don't know what Kantoku's thinking.*
**[17:02] Hio**
*What's he doing?*
**[17:03] Hio**
*Is he sincere? Is it calculated?*
**[17:06] Hio**
*Damn it, Kantoku, you idiot.*
**[17:11] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
You knew about my feelings, huh?
**[17:13] (Flashback) Hio**
Sorry, I overheard you at the hot springs.
**[17:17] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
I see.
**[17:18] (Flashback) Hio**
So why do you always help me out?
**[17:24] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
Because I want to give up, I think.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
I know I have to give up, now.
**[17:32] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
But Kan-chan's too nice.
**[17:34] (Flashback) ---**
He doesn't let me give up.
**[17:37] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
Seriously, that guy's terrible.
**[17:40] (Flashback) Hio**
Calm down, Tsumorin.
**[17:43] (Flashback) Hio**
But if you like Kantoku so
much, maybe I shouldn't—
**[17:47] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
No.
**[17:50] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
You're not allowed to pass him up.
**[17:52] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
You'd be letting my advice go to waste.
**[17:55] (Flashback) Hio**
But I don't
**[17:59] (Flashback) ---**
know yet.
**[18:02] (Flashback) Tsumorin**
It's okay.
**[18:04] Tsumorin**
*Kan-chan is...*
**[18:22] Hio**
*It smells like Kantoku.*
**[18:29] Kantoku**
You're back, Hio-tan.
**[18:31] Hio**
Yes.
**[18:32] Hio**
Aren't you going to take a shower, Kantoku?
**[18:35] Kantoku**
I'll be fine.
**[18:42] Hio**
Kantoku, your clothes,
**[18:44] ---**
they stink.
**[18:45] Kantoku**
Seriously?
**[18:46] Kantoku**
I'm hurt.
**[18:58] Kantoku**
Hey, Hio-tan.
**[18:59] Hio**
What is it?
**[19:01] Kantoku**
You're too defenseless.
**[19:05] Hio**
So what if I am?
**[19:12] Kantoku**
This.
**[19:16] Hio**
I-I'll be fine.
**[19:20] Hio**
The Kantoku I know
**[19:24] ---**
would wait until I have an answer.
**[19:33] Kantoku**
What do you know about me?
**[19:37] Kantoku**
I'm going to sleep.
**[19:40] Kantoku**
Night.
**[19:42] Hio**
Good night.
**[19:54] Hio**
*That surprised me.*
**[19:56] Hio**
*I was a bit scared.*
**[19:58] Hio**
*Kantoku, you idiot.*
**[20:00] Hio**
*How can I sleep now?*
**[20:09] Kantoku**
All right, let's do it.
**[20:10] Hio**
Okay.
**[20:11] Kantoku**
Lay out the new books and
make room in the process.
**[20:14] Kantoku**
Make towers out of the flat-pile
books to make more space.
**[20:17] Hio**
Okay.
**[20:18] Kantoku**
Stack the side-stack books vertically, too.
**[20:20] Kantoku**
Got it?
**[20:21] Hio**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Manager's Pick!
***SIGN*** Bonus!
***SIGN*** Anime confirmed!!
***SIGN*** Newest volume: 21
**[20:30] Hio**
Good work, Kantoku-san, dear.
**[20:34] Kantoku**
You did well, Hio-tan.
**[20:39] Tsumorin**
Hello.
**[20:40] Tsumorin**
I brought snacks.
**[20:43] Tsumorin**
Are you both going home?
**[20:45] Kantoku**
You're always so helpful, Tsumorin.
**[20:47] Hio**
Thank you, thank you.
**[20:50] Tsumorin**
You're both so old.
**[20:52] Tsumorin**
Good work.
**[20:54] Kantoku**
Shall we get going?
**[20:56] Hio**
Yes, let us go home.
**[20:58] Tsumorin**
Are they going to be okay?
**[21:28] Tsumorin**
*I could tell instantly.*
**[21:31] Tsumorin**
*Those two are going to be okay, now.*
**[21:34] Tsumorin**
*I'm an awful woman.*
**[21:37] Tsumorin**
*I was pretending to give advice,*
**[21:40] ---**
*but I was actually just using them.*
**[21:43] Tsumorin**
*But...*
**[21:53] ---**
*now I can*
**[21:57] ---**
*finally give up.*
***SIGN*** Manager
**[23:37] Tsumorin**
A girl dreams. Of a beautiful first kiss,
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
**[23:40] ---**
of a romantic, dream-like, heart-pounding,
feeling like being in heaven.
***SIGN*** See you next time!
**[23:44] Tsumorin**
I remember I used to, too.
***SIGN*** Prince of the Shuttlecock
***SIGN*** Illustration: Sumeragi Kohaku
***SIGN*** Uma-kun's Recommendation!
***SIGN*** They're *almost* more than friends,
but they're not. The definitive edition
of the stylish badminton manga!
The boomerang slash gets countered
by his rival's new secret technique!
My pulsating shuttlecock has 109 gears!
***SIGN*** Look for this next week!? See you again!
# 11 - Starting Young / Life, Exposed / The Lips
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:13] G-men**
I have lessons as soon as I get home.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Mom**
This is all for your sake.
**[00:18] (Flashback) Mom**
Study hard, and become a good civil servant.
**[00:25] G-men**
I don't want to go home.
**[00:27] A**
Oh, awesome!
**[00:35] FBI**
I never knew it's like this.
**[00:37] C**
Seriously?
**[00:40] G-men**
*Those boys are in my class.*
**[00:43] G-men**
*What're they doing?*
**[00:45] A**
I can't believe you found all these
high-quality books of the kind we like.
**[00:49] FBI**
You're so amazing.
***SIGN*** Precocious
**[00:51] A**
Okay, from now on,
we're calling you "Sommelier."
**[02:27] A**
"Sommelier," that's perfect.
**[02:29] FBI**
Yeah.
**[02:34] G-men**
*Pervy books.*
**[02:36] G-men**
*Onii-chan's reading them all the time.*
**[02:39] G-men**
*But why do boys like them?*
**[02:42] G-men**
*I hate pervy books.*
**[02:46] A**
Who's there?
**[02:48] FBI**
It's the class rep.
**[02:49] FBI**
Catch her!
**[03:02] A**
Be quiet.
**[03:05] A**
Stop squirming.
**[03:08] G-men**
Let me go.
**[03:10] G-men**
I'll tell Sensei.
**[03:12] FBI**
What are we going to do with her?
**[03:14] A**
It's the class rep, of all people.
**[03:19] G-men**
Wh-What are you going to do to me?
**[03:24] G-men**
A-Are you going silence me?
**[03:28] G-men**
No!
***SIGN*** Mature Woman
**[03:34] G-men**
What? Are you trying to negotiate with me?
**[03:37] G-men**
I don't want that.
**[03:39] G-men**
I hate pervy books.
**[03:44] G-men**
I said, "I don't want it."
***SIGN*** Huge Boobs
***SIGN*** Here come the boobs!! Boobs!!
**[03:46] G-men**
I still don't want it.
***SIGN*** Prince of the Shuttlecock
**[03:49] G-men**
I hate pervy—
***SIGN*** Prince of the Shuttlecock
**[03:53] G-men**
*It's that tennis manga I like.*
**[03:58] G-men**
*But I've never seen this cover.*
**[04:01] G-men**
*Is it a special?*
**[04:05] G-men**
*I want to see it.*
**[04:07] G-men**
Fine.
**[04:08] G-men**
I won't tell Sensei.
**[04:12] All**
Yay!
**[04:13] G-men**
But in exchange,
**[04:15] ---**
can you do something for me?
***SIGN*** Starting Young
**[04:24] FBI**
The password.
**[04:25] FBI**
The Wind...
**[04:26] G-men**
Valley.
**[04:28] FBI**
Good, come in.
**[04:30] FBI**
Class rep, did you bring the stuff?
**[04:33] G-men**
Yeah.
**[04:36] G-men**
The books that Onii-chan threw out.
**[04:38] FBI**
You brought plenty.
**[04:44] FBI**
Sommelier, your thoughts?
***SIGN*** Tiny Boobs
**[04:50] A**
Sommelier approves!
**[04:51] FBI**
You're in.
**[04:54] G-men**
Thanks.
**[05:09] FBI**
Sommelier's had a good hunt, too.
**[05:11] G-men**
Let's see what we got.
***SIGN*** Pretty Kimonos
**[05:15] FBI**
My catch sucks.
**[05:16] FBI**
It's all women's magazines.
**[05:20] A**
Sommelier made a huge find.
**[05:23] A**
He's good.
**[05:46] A**
Damn.
**[06:00] G-men**
Is it just you, Sommelier-kun?
**[06:22] G-men**
Did you think I wouldn't be here either?
**[06:24] G-men**
It's raining hard, after all.
**[06:26] G-men**
But I'm here.
**[06:28] G-men**
I can't come here after—
**[06:34] G-men**
No. It's nothing.
**[06:38] G-men**
We haven't had many new books.
**[06:40] G-men**
We're running out.
**[06:44] G-men**
This?
**[06:46] G-men**
It's the one you showed me first.
**[06:49] G-men**
My favorite.
**[06:57] G-men**
This is...
**[06:59] ---**
an underground storage?
**[07:01] G-men**
Your treasure trove, huh?
**[07:03] G-men**
Do the other two not know?
**[07:07] G-men**
Then it's our secret.
**[07:10] G-men**
Then in exchange...
**[07:17] G-men**
I actually wear glasses.
**[07:21] G-men**
You're not surprised?
**[07:23] G-men**
I've been keeping it a secret at school.
**[07:25] G-men**
Something else, then. I know!
**[07:29] G-men**
I'll bring some of Onii-chan's
crazy books tomorrow.
**[07:34] G-men**
Look forward to it.
**[07:40] Teacher**
Apparently some of my students have
been hanging out in an empty home.
**[07:44] Teacher**
I'm told they have some
objectionable books with them.
**[07:47] Teacher**
I'm going to do a surprise inspection.
**[07:50] Teacher**
Put your bags on your desk.
**[07:53] G-men**
*No way, we're busted.*
**[07:55] G-men**
* That crazy book I'm giving to*
* Sommelier-kun is in my bag.*
***SIGN*** Doeraimon
**[08:00] Teacher**
All right, good.
**[08:05] Teacher**
All right.
**[08:11] Teacher**
All right, okay.
**[08:22] Teacher**
This is despicable.
**[08:24] Teacher**
I'm taking this.
**[08:26] Teacher**
Come to the staff office.
**[08:39] G-men**
*Sommelier-kun defended me.*
**[08:42] G-men**
*They know the secret of the shed.*
**[08:44] G-men**
* It's only a matter of time*
* before they clean it out.*
**[08:47] G-men**
*I have to...*
**[08:48] ---**
*I have to at least...*
**[08:59] G-men**
* I have to at least protect these*
* books that Sommelier-kun left me.*
**[09:05] G-men**
*They're already here.*
**[09:08] A**
Anyone here?
**[09:12] G-men**
*Hurry up and go.*
**[09:15] Teacher**
No, actually, I'm not angry at all.
**[09:18] Teacher**
It's normal at your age.
**[09:21] Teacher**
I did it, too.
**[09:24] Teacher**
But don't go into that house anymore.
**[09:28] Teacher**
That house is being torn down today.
**[09:39] G-men**
What?
**[09:40] G-men**
What's going on?
**[09:48] G-men**
It won't open.
**[09:58] G-men**
The treasure.
**[10:00] G-men**
It's over.
**[10:06] G-men**
Help me—
**[10:11] A**
Stop, stop!
**[10:13] A**
A kid just ran in there.
**[10:18] G-men**
Sorry, Sommelier-kun.
**[10:21] G-men**
I couldn't protect them.
**[10:24] G-men**
I couldn't protect the ero-books.
**[10:28] G-men**
I'm sorry.
**[10:43] G-men**
One last thing I can do.
**[10:47] (Flashback) Teacher**
I know this is sudden,
**[10:49] (Flashback) ---**
but she's moving away for
her father's work reasons.
**[10:57] G-men**
I wanted to protect the treasure,
**[11:03] G-men**
but I couldn't.
***SIGN*** For Sale
**[11:13] G-men**
Oh, yeah. Sommelier-kun, here.
***SIGN*** Doeraimon
**[11:23] G-men**
Well, bye-bye.
***SIGN*** Beards, Romance, Love
**[11:54] G-men**
I love it.
**[11:59] G-men**
I love ero-books!
**[12:08] G-men**
When I grow up, I'm going to be
a person that protects ero-books.
**[12:15] G-men**
So show me more ero-books when
we grow up, Sommelier-kun.
***SIGN*** Prince of the Shuttlecock
**[12:47] G-men**
Time to break a leg.
**[13:07] Tsumorin**
Good morning. Tsumorin here.
**[13:09] Tsumorin**
Today, we're here at Sensei-chan's
home to check her girl power.
**[13:13] Tsumorin**
It'll be dangerous reporting,
but we'll get as close as we can.
**[13:18] Tsumorin**
Sensei-chan appears to be sleeping, still.
**[13:23] Tsumorin**
Her wake-up alarm is ringing.
**[13:24] Tsumorin**
It's time to wake up.
**[13:27] Tsumorin**
What's this? She's not reacting.
**[13:30] Tsumorin**
She's completely unresponsive
to the growing noise.
**[13:34] Tsumorin**
She's still not waking up.
**[13:36] Tsumorin**
How far will this go?
**[13:42] Tsumorin**
Two hours have already passed.
**[13:46] Tsumorin**
She's waking up.
**[13:48] Tsumorin**
Finally, she's getting up!
**[13:49] Tsumorin**
This is good footage.
***SIGN*** 12 PM Oversleep time: 3:58:42
**[13:56] Tsumorin**
And now she's self-loathing.
**[13:58] Tsumorin**
The weight of having overslept by
four hours bears heavily upon her.
**[14:02] Hio-tan**
She's getting ready to go out.
**[14:04] Tsumorin**
She's gathering her work tools.
**[14:06] Tsumorin**
Statistically, she'll likely be going
to the family restaurant.
**[14:09] Hio-tan**
Why the family restaurant?
**[14:11] Tsumorin**
The lack of distractions
helps her focus on work.
**[14:15] Tsumorin**
I often do the same thing.
**[14:18] Tsumorin**
Crikey!
**[14:19] Tsumorin**
What's this?!
**[14:21] Tsumorin**
She's eating. She's eating before
she goes to the family restaurant.
**[14:24] Tsumorin**
How could this be?
**[14:26] Hio-tan**
What could this mean?
**[14:28] Tsumorin**
Food is expensive at the family restaurant.
**[14:31] Tsumorin**
Therefore, she eats at home to save money.
**[14:33] Tsumorin**
I often do the same, too.
**[14:37] Sensei**
Thanks for the food.
**[14:42] Tsumorin**
Oh my, she's putting the ramen soup into
the fridge instead of throwing it out.
**[14:45] Tsumorin**
She's sustainable.
**[14:46] Tsumorin**
She's sustainable.
**[14:47] Hio-tan**
What exactly is going on?
**[14:49] Tsumorin**
That ramen is one of the more
expensive instant ramens.
**[14:53] Tsumorin**
She'll keep the soup and cook
noodles separately later.
**[14:56] Tsumorin**
I often did that, too.
**[15:00] Tsumorin**
And she's leaving the house.
**[15:06] Tsumorin**
She's entering the family
restaurant, as we suspected.
**[15:07] Tsumorin**
And her order?
**[15:09] Tsumorin**
Drinks only, of course.
**[15:11] Tsumorin**
She has the basics down pat.
***SIGN*** 1 hour later
**[15:19] Tsumorin**
She's unwavering.
**[15:21] Tsumorin**
A steady poise.
***SIGN*** 3 hours later
**[15:28] Tsumorin**
Oh?
**[15:29] Tsumorin**
Now she's eyeing the dessert menu.
**[15:31] Tsumorin**
But she holds back.
***SIGN*** 5 hours later
**[15:37] Hio-tan**
She has amazing concentration.
**[15:39] Tsumorin**
Her record continues to grow.
***SIGN*** 8 hours 45 minutes later
**[15:48] Tsumorin**
Look, she's about to give in.
**[15:51] Tsumorin**
She's staring at the menu.
**[15:56] Hio-tan**
What's going on?
**[15:57] Tsumorin**
Orders past 10 PM become
expensive with late-night fees.
**[16:02] Tsumorin**
She's better off eating
now rather than later.
**[16:05] Tsumorin**
It's a trap!
**[16:06] Hio-tan**
That's a trap?
**[16:08] Tsumorin**
I call it the Ten-o-Clock Wall.
**[16:10] Tsumorin**
She fought it admirably with
only the drink bar to help her.
**[16:12] Tsumorin**
She's already set enough of a record.
**[16:14] Tsumorin**
She could finish it off.
**[16:16] Tsumorin**
I-Impossible.
**[16:20] Tsumorin**
She resisted.
**[16:21] Tsumorin**
She resisted.
**[16:23] Tsumorin**
What drives her to do this?
**[16:25] Tsumorin**
There's only one answer.
**[16:26] Tsumorin**
Her wallet speaks!
**[16:30] Tsumorin**
And she immerses herself in work,
as if to shrug away her misery.
***SIGN*** I like you
**[16:37] Tsumorin**
The manuscript is complete!
**[16:38] Hio-tan**
She did it!
**[16:40] Tsumorin**
But she might buy sweets
to congratulate herself.
***SIGN*** Time spent using only the drink bar:
**[16:44] Tsumorin**
No! She has a will of steel!
***SIGN*** She leaves without a hitch!
***SIGN*** An amazing record.
***SIGN*** But don't imitate this.
***SIGN*** She safely arrives home.
***SIGN*** The first thing she does?
***SIGN*** Ramen!
***SIGN*** With the soup from lunch!
***SIGN*** Life, Exposed
**[17:21] Tsumorin**
That concludes the Sensei-chan Report.
**[17:22] Tsumorin**
You mean your spying!
***SIGN*** The Lips
**[17:28] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun.
**[17:34] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun.
**[17:37] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun.
**[17:41] Fu-girl**
I'm over here.
**[17:43] Fu-girl**
You're so awful, how could you not notice?
**[17:47] Fu-girl**
Kantoku's asking you to come to
the storage when you're done here.
**[17:57] Fu-girl**
Just because I'm small, he doesn't notice me.
**[18:00] Fu-girl**
He's awful.
**[18:02] Hio-tan**
What's wrong? Why are you sighing?
**[18:05] Hio-tan**
You're going to let your happiness out.
**[18:07] Fu-girl**
He won't even see me if I don't get bigger.
**[18:10] Fu-girl**
Like, I'm not even in his field of view.
***SIGN*** Jugs
**[18:23] Text**
*I need to get bigger, or he won't even see.*
***SIGN*** Fuga-chan, let's go for lunch—
***SIGN*** What's wrong, Fuga-chan?
**[18:34] Hio-tan**
I see.
**[18:37] Hio-tan**
I see.
**[18:38] Hio-tan**
You want to get bigger.
**[18:43] Hio-tan**
You have to eat lots and sleep well.
**[18:46] Hio-tan**
But you can't grow right away.
**[18:51] Hio-tan**
Oh, I know.
**[18:52] Hio-tan**
Let's get Umi-chan to help.
**[18:57] Hio-tan**
Sommelier-kun.
**[19:03] Hio-tan**
Tada.
**[19:06] Hio-tan**
It's not the Sommelier Tank,
it's the Umi-chan Tank!
**[19:10] Hio-tan**
Now Sommelier won't overlook Fuga-chan.
**[19:17] Fu-girl**
Hey, Sommelier-kun, I—
**[19:20] Umio**
*The back of my head feels warm.*
**[19:25] Umio**
*My head's going to explode!*
**[19:29] Fu-girl**
Get a grip, horsey! Damn you!
**[19:31] Umio**
It's hard to keep balance piggybacking.
**[19:44] Hio-tan**
Fuga-chan, Sommelier-kun.
**[19:46] Umio**
A-Are you all right?
**[19:49] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun.
**[19:50] Fu-girl**
Sommelier-kun, get a grip.
**[19:53] Umio**
Man, she took him out with a single blow.
**[19:56] Fu-girl**
Having a hard head increases
your chances of survival.
**[19:59] Umio**
Let's help him already.
**[20:01] Umio**
Let's take him to the nap room.
**[20:08] Kantoku**
Keep it cold and he'll be fine, I'm sure.
**[20:10] Fu-girl**
Thank you, Kantoku.
**[20:12] Kantoku**
Come on, let's get back to work.
**[20:16] Fu-girl**
He looks like he's having nightmares.
**[20:19] Fu-girl**
Can I stay to keep an eye on him?
**[20:21] Kantoku**
Sure, the shop will be fine.
**[20:23] Kantoku**
Later.
**[20:32] Fu-girl**
*It's so swollen.*
**[20:34] Fu-girl**
*I'm sorry, Sommelier-kun.*
**[20:43] Fu-girl**
* Sommelier-kun's surprisingly*
* cute when he's asleep.*
**[21:17] Umio**
Oh, Fu Girl-san.
**[21:18] Umio**
How's Sommelier-san?
***SIGN*** Manager
**[23:37] Fu-girl**
I kissed him. I kissed him. I kissed him...
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** See you next time!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kobayashi Yu
***SIGN*** See you again!
# 12 - The Hermit's Library / When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom /
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYVN3Q136/denki-gai)
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**[00:03] Umio**
Are you all right, Sensei-san?
***SIGN*** It's the last episode of Denki-gai.
**[00:05] Hio**
Jeez, Umi-chan, you shouldn't
have gotten her so drunk
***SIGN*** It's a little sad...
**[00:08] ---**
just because Kantoku's paying.
***SIGN*** It was brief, but thank you, everyone!!
**[00:10] Umio**
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
**[00:11] Hio**
Okay. I'm heading home now.
**[00:13] Hio**
Takaido is far from here. Bye.
***SIGN*** Please continue to support Denki-gai in the future!
**[00:14] Umio**
Good work.
**[00:16] Umio**
Come on, the last train's going to arrive.
***SIGN*** Finally, a word from our mascot, Umanami-chan:
**[00:19] Umio**
Let's hurry.
**[00:21] Umio**
Get up.
***SIGN*** Just a quick word, then...
***SIGN*** You can get drunk, but don't let the drunk get you
**[00:30] Umio**
Are you all right?
**[00:31] Umio**
Sensei-san!
**[00:35] A**
The next station is Koiwa.
**[00:38] Umio**
Okay, Sensei-san, I get off here.
**[00:41] Sensei**
I can't...
**[00:44] Umio**
Sensei-san.
**[00:47] Umio**
Sensei!
**[00:51] Umio**
Sensei-san!
**[00:55] Umio**
Sensei-san, are you all right?
**[01:02] Umio**
Are you okay?
**[01:11] Sensei**
I feel terrible.
**[01:12] Umio**
There are no more trains.
**[01:14] Umio**
Could you walk one more station?
**[01:16] Umio**
I guess not.
**[01:18] Umio**
A taxi?
**[01:25] Umio**
Oh, well.
**[01:28] Umio**
Do you want to come rest at my place?
**[01:30] Sensei**
Okay.
**[01:38] Umio**
Sensei-san, be careful, you're teetering.
**[01:42] Umio**
Here.
**[01:44] Umio**
Take my hand.
**[02:15] Umio**
What's wrong, Sensei?
***SIGN*** The Hermit's Library
**[02:18] Umio**
We're at my apartment.
**[02:21] Umio**
*I brought Sensei-san here
because of the circumstances,*
**[02:24] ---**
*but is this all right?*
**[02:26] Umio**
I'll be ready in 40 seconds.
**[02:28] Umio**
Wait here, please.
**[02:41] Umio**
Clean-up mission, start!
**[02:44] Umio**
* First, all the ero-manga and ero-doujins*
* go in the back of the shelf.*
**[02:48] Umio**
*And hide them with wholesome books.*
***SIGN*** A Pervy Book | An Unwholesome Book | Not Upright | Sleazy Hentai | Sleazy | Super Ero | Eros | Ero | Ero | Eroero
***SIGN*** Fairly Normal | Interesting Book | Nice | Serious | Not Ero | Normal A Proper Book | Serious Business | Really Serious The Wholesome | Insanely Wholesome
**[02:52] Umio**
*Next, all my body pillows!*
**[02:54] Umio**
*Stuff them in the closet!*
**[02:58] Umio**
* Put all the scraps and*
* tissues in my garbage bag.*
**[03:02] Umio**
*Shove it in the bath tub!*
**[03:04] Umio**
*Hide it with the shower curtain!*
**[03:06] Umio**
* Any wives I can't put in*
* my closet go in the fridge!*
**[03:10] Umio**
* Change my computer desktop*
* to the default one!*
**[03:13] Umio**
*Clean the flooring, clear the odors!*
**[03:17] Umio**
*Mission accomplished!*
**[03:22] Umio**
Thanks for waiting.
**[03:26] Umio**
Are you all right?
**[03:28] Sensei**
Yeah, I think I feel a lot better.
**[03:31] Sensei**
* I kind of let myself come*
* to Umi-kun's place,*
**[03:35] ---**
*but come to think of it, I'm kind of nervous.*
**[03:38] Sensei**
*On top of that,*
**[03:41] Sensei**
*He saw me embarrass myself!*
**[03:45] Umio**
Sensei-san, are you all right?
**[03:47] Umio**
This'll refresh you. Drink it.
**[03:50] Umio**
The washroom's over there.
**[03:51] Umio**
Be sure to go as soon as you need to.
**[03:54] Sensei**
Thanks.
**[03:56] Sensei**
*What's going on?*
**[03:57] Sensei**
*He's nicer than usual.*
**[03:59] Sensei**
*I've never seen Umi-kun like this.*
**[04:02] Sensei**
*Is it because I'm drunk?*
***SIGN*** Answer: He feels guilty for making her drink so much
**[04:09] Sensei**
I want water.
**[04:11] Umio**
Here.
**[04:12] Sensei**
I feel sick.
**[04:13] Sensei**
Rub my back.
**[04:14] Umio**
Okay.
**[04:15] Sensei**
Massage my shoulders.
**[04:17] Umio**
Okay.
**[04:18] Sensei**
Clean my glasses.
**[04:19] Umio**
Okay.
**[04:20] Sensei**
Fair-breeze my track jacket.
**[04:22] Umio**
Okay.
**[04:24] Sensei**
*Umi-kun does everything I ask.*
**[04:27] Sensei**
*All right, I can pretend I'm drunk.*
**[04:30] Sensei**
*Now...*
**[04:31] Umio**
Yes?
**[04:32] Sensei**
Uh...
**[04:37] Sensei**
P-Pat my head.
**[04:41] Umio**
What?
**[04:45] Sensei**
*I went too far!*
**[04:51] Umio**
Um, like this?
**[04:55] Sensei**
Yeah.
**[04:56] Umio**
Sorry, I'm kind of confused.
**[04:59] Sensei**
Yeah.
**[05:01] Umio**
Your hair's so shiny, Sensei-san.
**[05:04] Sensei**
Yeah? Thanks.
**[05:07] Sensei**
*I didn't think he really would.*
**[05:09] Sensei**
*But no more.*
**[05:12] Sensei**
*Screw it, let's go.*
**[05:15] Sensei**
Can I... Can I put my head on your lap?
**[05:19] Umio**
Huh?
**[05:23] Sensei**
*I said it!*
**[05:24] Sensei**
*Is it okay? Will he freak out?*
**[05:28] Sensei**
*He's hesitating!*
**[05:31] Sensei**
* Look at his face!*
* He doesn't know what to do!*
**[05:34] Sensei**
This floor's so hard and cold and gross!
**[05:37] Sensei**
Do it, or I'll puke!
**[05:38] Sensei**
Now! I'll puke now!
**[05:40] Umio**
Okay, I got it.
**[05:41] Umio**
It can't be helped.
**[05:42] Umio**
Okay.
**[05:44] Umio**
Here.
**[06:04] Sensei**
No creepy sounds!
**[06:06] Umio**
Sorry, I respond to having
my thighs touched,
**[06:09] Umio**
even when I have a cat on my lap.
**[06:15] Sensei**
I'm okay now.
**[06:16] Sensei**
I'll take the first train home.
**[06:18] Umio**
Take your time.
**[06:20] Sensei**
Okay.
**[06:21] Sensei**
*Really, though,*
**[06:23] ---**
*when I take a good look, it's nice and tidy.*
**[06:26] Sensei**
*There's nothing otaku-ish about his room.*
**[06:31] Sensei**
You're reading this manga, too?
**[06:34] Sensei**
Am I not allowed to read it?
**[06:36] Umio**
No, I mean...
**[06:37] Sensei**
Ah, I get it.
**[06:39] Sensei**
Books are important.
**[06:40] ---**
Uh... yeah!
**[06:42] Umio**
*The ero-hon behind it!*
**[06:44] Sensei**
Can I look something up online?
***SIGN*** Internet Eroxplorer
**[06:47] Text**
*The ero-website I was looking at earlier!*
***SIGN*** Proper Chorome Search
**[06:50] Sensei**
What's wrong, Umi-kun?
**[06:53] Umio**
*It's the other browser.*
**[06:55] Umio**
*I'm saved.*
**[06:56] Sensei**
Can I put my bottle in the fridge?
**[06:59] Sensei**
Hey, your closet looks
like it's about to open.
**[07:02] Sensei**
Where's the garbage bag?
**[07:04] Sensei**
Are you all right?
**[07:06] Umio**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Butt
**[07:08] ---**
* It's my butt cushion that was*
* mixed with my normal ones, Shiri!*
**[07:13] ---**
*I have to hide it before she finds out.*
**[07:15] ---**
Sensei-san,
**[07:17] ---**
have you seen this manga?
**[07:19] Sensei**
Which one?
**[07:20] Umio**
This one.
**[07:21] Sensei**
*Why is he suddenly coming so close to me?*
**[07:24] Umio**
The backgrounds in this
manga are edited photos,
**[07:25] Umio**
*Almost got it!*
**[07:27] ---**
but it's seriously good. See?
**[07:30] Sensei**
*Umi-kun put his hand on my shoulder!*
**[07:46] Umio**
*Sensei-san's face up close.*
**[07:51] Umio**
*Looking at her now, Sensei-san is...*
**[07:58] Sensei**
U-Umi—
**[08:03] Umio**
Huh?
**[08:05] Sensei**
Huh?
**[08:22] Umio**
*Garbage.*
**[08:23] Umio**
* She's looking at me like*
* she's looking at garbage!*
**[08:27] Umio**
*After all that, she found out.*
**[08:29] Sensei**
Confiscated!
**[08:30] Umio**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Park Map
**[08:42] Kantoku**
Thank you, everyone, for gathering
here on this busy day.
**[08:49] Kantoku**
We will now begin the Umanohone Kantoku team
**[08:51] ---**
cosplay cherry blossom picnic.
**[08:54] Kantoku**
Cheers!
**[08:56] All**
Cheers!
**[09:03] Hio**
Let's dig in.
**[09:04] All**
Let's eat.
**[09:07] Hio**
I never knew there was a
place like this so close to Uma.
**[09:10] Kantoku**
Yeah, it's not crowded
either. It's nice, right?
**[09:14] Umio**
Kantoku, what exactly is this about?
**[09:17] Kantoku**
What?
**[09:17] Umio**
What about Tsumorin?
**[09:19] Tsumorin**
*I love cosplay!*
**[09:20] Umio**
What about Tsumorin?!
**[09:21] Tsumorin**
*I love drinking!*
**[09:23] Umio**
Why haven't you called Tsumorin?!
**[09:25] Kantoku**
She's at a signing overseas.
**[09:28] Umio**
Such a popular author.
**[09:30] Kantoku**
Besides, she's an outsider.
**[09:33] Umio**
Don't call her an outsider.
**[09:35] Umio**
Why is G-men-san here?
**[09:37] Umio**
She's totally cosplaying, too.
**[09:39] Kantoku**
That's true.
**[09:41] Kantoku**
Don't drink.
**[09:44] Kantoku**
Say something.
**[09:46] Kantoku**
You're pretty wasted!
**[09:48] Hio**
Sommelier-kun invited her.
**[09:53] Hio**
Come on, the more the merrier.
**[09:58] Kantoku**
Fine, I guess.
**[10:03] Umio**
Help me!
**[10:04] Umio**
My manuscript won't go through!
**[10:07] Sensei**
There, there, let's drink
up and forget about it.
**[10:13] Sensei**
Damn, you're strong.
**[10:16] Sensei**
Now, one more.
**[10:18] Sensei**
Here, Hiotan-senpai, G-men-san, drink up.
**[10:22] Hio**
Thanks, just a little bit.
**[10:24] ---**
Sure thing.
**[10:24] G-men**
Thank you.
**[10:25] ---**
Whoa, there.
**[10:28] Umio**
How about you, Kameko-san?
**[10:29] Kameko**
I can't take a drop of alcohol.
**[10:32] Umio**
Oh, dear. Have some oolong tea, then.
**[10:34] Kameko**
Thanks.
**[10:36] Umio**
Fu-girl-san, chug that coffee milk!
**[10:39] Fu-girl**
Yeah, thanks.
**[10:41] Umio**
I'll gather the trash.
**[10:43] Kantoku**
*Umio's helper skills are activated.*
**[10:46] Umio**
Let's raise the roof!
***SIGN*** Bishoujo
***SIGN*** Coshee
**[11:19] Kantoku**
What's up, Sommelier?
**[11:21] Kantoku**
Are you smashed already?
**[11:22] Hio**
Look who's talking, Kantoku.
You're drinking oolong tea!
**[11:26] Kantoku**
Huh?
**[11:27] Hio**
Don't be a wimp!
**[11:29] Kantoku**
Are you drunk?
**[11:30] Hio**
Come on, drink up!
**[11:33] Hio**
Are you telling me you
can't handle my drinks?
**[11:37] Kantoku**
Dude, you're annoying.
Someone help me.
**[11:41] Tsumorin**
Want me to help you?
**[11:43] Kantoku**
Tsumorin.
**[11:46] Umio**
Tsumorin in the flesh!
**[11:48] Umio**
Tsumorin!
**[11:51] Kantoku**
Why're you here?
**[11:52] Kantoku**
Didn't you go overseas yesterday?
**[11:53] Tsumorin**
It was a day trip!
***SIGN*** Earth's pretty small...
***SIGN*** Taiwan Gifts
**[11:56] Tsumorin**
I left yesterday morning
and came home at night.
**[11:59] Umio**
That's a tight schedule. Good work.
**[12:02] Tsumorin**
Never mind that.
**[12:03] ---**
Kan-chan,
**[12:04] Kantoku**
Yes?
**[12:05] Tsumorin**
Why didn't you invite me to come
to the cherry blossom picnic?
**[12:08] Kantoku**
I knew you were at a signing overseas.
**[12:10] Tsumorin**
Nope!
**[12:12] Tsumorin**
You deliberately set up the picnic
on the same day as my signing.
**[12:14] Tsumorin**
You would have moved it if you knew.
**[12:16] Tsumorin**
Or you'd at least have let me know.
**[12:23] Kantoku**
I, um, Tsumorin?
**[12:26] Tsumorin**
Just because I was a bit
wild at a picnic one time.
***SIGN*** First year
***SIGN*** Beautiful Memories of Tsumorin the Drunk
***SIGN*** Second year
***SIGN*** Third year
**[12:30] Kantoku**
Every year!
**[12:31] Kantoku**
And not just a bit!
**[12:32] Kantoku**
You knew it?
**[12:34] Hio**
You're an awful man, Kantoku.
**[12:35] Kameko**
The worst.
**[12:36] Kameko**
Enemy of womankind!
**[12:37] Umio**
My enemy!
**[12:38] Kantoku**
Stop it, you're being deceived.
**[12:41] Hio**
Kantoku, you cakeface!
**[12:43] Kantoku**
Why you little!
**[12:47] Tsumorin**
It's okay.
**[12:51] Tsumorin**
I made it.
**[12:52] Tsumorin**
Let's all have fun and drink up.
**[12:56] Tsumorin**
However, Kantoku, you're no good.
**[12:59] Kameko**
Kantoku's down.
**[13:01] Hio**
Tsumorin wins!
**[13:03] Tsumorin**
Yes!
**[13:05] Tsumorin**
Let's drink. Here you are, Umio-kun.
**[13:08] Umio**
Thank you.
**[13:12] Tsumorin**
My, you're strong.
**[13:16] Umio**
As many liters as you can give me, Tsumorin.
**[13:18] Tsumorin**
Oh, I'm so happy.
**[13:20] Tsumorin**
You're so awesome.
**[13:24] Kameko**
Umio's down.
**[13:26] Sensei**
Umi-kun.
**[13:27] Tsumorin**
Oh, too bad.
**[13:28] Tsumorin**
Sommelier-kun's next.
**[13:30] Tsumorin**
Where's Sommelier-kun?
**[13:32] Tsumorin**
Oh my, he's already down.
**[13:36] Tsumorin**
Good night, sleep tight!
**[13:39] Hio**
No more!
**[13:41] Tsumorin**
Let's drink!
***SIGN*** Umio Kantoku Sommelier
**[13:46] Hio**
It makes sense why Kantoku
didn't call Tsumorin.
**[13:49] Sensei**
I get it now.
**[13:50] Tsumorin**
Hey, Sensei-chan.
**[13:51] Tsumorin**
You haven't had enough sake, have you?
**[13:53] Tsumorin**
And you don't not have inadequate
girl power, don't you?
**[13:55] Sensei**
What does my girl power
have to do with anything?
**[13:59] Tsumorin**
Come on, it's warm outside.
**[14:01] Tsumorin**
You have to wear something more revealing.
**[14:03] Tsumorin**
No! S-Stop it!
**[14:04] Tsumorin**
Come on! Take it off!
**[14:06] Tsumorin**
No!
**[14:08] Tsumorin**
*A beat-up neckline, two tee-shirts,*
**[14:11] ---**
* frayed ends, moth holes, the print*
* is so faded it's almost white.*
**[14:17] Sensei**
Say something!
**[14:20] Sensei**
FML!
**[14:21] Tsumorin**
Oh, Hio-tan.
**[14:23] Tsumorin**
My, what nice boobs you have.
**[14:25] Tsumorin**
Let's do naughty things together.
**[14:26] ---**
Stop!
**[14:27] Tsumorin**
No one's watching.
**[14:27] Hio**
They are, they're taking pictures!
**[14:29] Tsumorin**
See, no one's watching!
**[14:45] Kameko**
Tsumorin's finally quiet.
**[14:48] Kameko**
Oy vey.
**[14:50] Umio**
Is Tsumorin asleep?
**[14:52] Kameko**
Umio-kun.
**[14:53] Umio**
I recover quickly.
**[14:56] Umio**
Everyone's smashed, huh?
**[14:59] Umio**
Let's drink a little more.
**[15:04] Kameko**
I'm in.
**[15:17] Umio**
Maybe we should wake everyone up now.
**[15:19] Kameko**
Let's let them sleep a little more.
**[15:22] Kameko**
No, Tsumorin and Sensei-chan
seem sleep-deprived.
**[15:27] Umio**
You're amazing, Kameko-san.
**[15:30] Kameko**
What brings that up?
**[15:32] Umio**
You're paying attention to everyone.
**[15:34] Umio**
I guess I'm not surprised.
**[15:39] Kameko**
Do you have anyone you like?
**[15:44] Umio**
What brings that up?
**[15:45] Kameko**
No, you're so kind and perceptive.
**[15:49] Kameko**
It seems like you always take a
step back to see the whole picture.
**[15:54] Kameko**
You'll end up part of the
audience if you keep it up.
**[16:02] Kameko**
Oh, taking photos is about
taking slices of life.
**[16:05] Kameko**
So a good photographer has to be invisible.
**[16:08] Kameko**
I mean, well,
**[16:12] ---**
I don't know what I'm talking about.
**[16:14] Kameko**
Never mind. Forget I said that.
**[16:15] ---**
Juice, juice...
**[16:16] Umio**
Kameko-san.
**[16:19] Umio**
I'm watching over you well.
**[16:25] Kameko**
You don't have to watch over me.
**[16:29] Kameko**
Let's take pictures.
**[16:31] Kameko**
Say cheese, Umio-kun.
**[16:35] Kameko**
The cherry blossoms are pretty.
**[16:42] Umio**
Sensei-san.
**[16:43] Sensei**
Let me put my head on your lap, you bastard.
**[16:46] Sensei**
Pat my head, you bastard.
**[16:50] Sensei**
Don't be so cheap!
***SIGN*** When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom
***SIGN*** Manager
**[21:16] Manager**
We'll begin our morning assembly.
***SIGN*** Every Staff Member at Umanohone
**[21:19] All**
Yes.
**[21:20] Manager**
Welcome.
***SIGN*** Who knew there were so many?
**[21:21] All**
Welcome.
**[21:23] Manager**
Thank you.
**[21:24] All**
Thank you.
**[21:25] Manager**
My apologies.
**[21:27] All**
My apologies.
**[21:29] Manager**
Please wait.
**[21:31] All**
Please wait.
**[21:33] Manager**
The boobs are this way.
**[21:35] All**
The boobs are this way.
**[21:37] Manager**
W**nerland opens today!
**[21:40] All**
W**nerland opens today!
**[21:42] Manager**
Yes, lolita! No touch!
**[21:45] All**
Yes, lolita! No touch!
**[21:48] Manager**
But I'm a boy. Are you sure?
**[21:51] All**
But I'm a boy. Are you sure?
**[21:54] Manager**
Umanohone workout!
**[21:57] Manager**
Grovel on all fours!
**[21:59] Manager**
Raise your ass high and take
the female leopard pose!
**[22:02] Manager**
And now spread your legs wide!
The M-leg pose!
**[22:07] Manager**
Stay in position, and
"I couldn't resist the d*ng!"
**[22:13] Manager**
And back.
**[22:14] Manager**
Stand for the company theme song.
**[22:19] Manager**
I'm the manager, you're working overtime
**[22:21] Manager**
Forget your weekend plans,
our hours are a crime
**[22:25] Manager**
To hell with labor laws,
**[22:29] Manager**
all your friends are gone
**[22:31] Manager**
Yamada's quitting Uma
**[22:33] Manager**
What? He never said he would've!
**[22:36] Manager**
Missed the final train?
Hit up the net cafe!
**[22:38] Manager**
We're here in Denki-gai,
but you look down tonight
**[22:41] Manager**
Missed out on Comikat,
is that the reason why?
**[22:43] Manager**
Well time to hit the sack,
play with yourself and cry
**[22:48] A**
Manager, LLO's on hold, right?
**[22:50] ---**
Get me Superfap-sensei's new title, too.
**[22:53] Manager**
Report!
**[22:55] Manager**
Commercial 18+ floor!
**[22:56] A**
Sir!
**[22:57] A**
We're expecting a large crowd today
due to Happy Milk-sensei's new title.
**[23:01] Manager**
Good, next!
**[23:03] Manager**
Games and video!
**[23:04] B**
Sir!
**[23:05] B**
Today's the end-of-the-month ero-game day.
**[23:07] B**
The staff pick is "Super-scant
Perviest Person in the Universe!"
**[23:09] Manager**
Good, have one on hold, please.
**[23:11] B**
Yes.
**[23:12] Manager**
Next, commercial light novels floor.
**[23:14] Manager**
"Everyone On Earth Except Me Has Become
My Younger Sister" goes on sale today.
**[23:19] Manager**
I'm recommending Asumi.
**[23:20] Manager**
I'm a Mayumi man.
**[23:22] Manager**
I'm looking forward to
working with you today.
**[23:26] All**
Looking forward to it.
**[23:31] Kantoku**
Okay, let's get to work.
**[23:33] All**
Okay.
**[23:41] ---**
Denki-gai no
Honya-san
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Thank You!!!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Mizu Asato