Season 1
- 1 - Love & Eros For All / The Nightmare Before Carnaval
- 2 - Is Denki-gai Burning?
- 3 - Hio-tan, Go Home / Endless Carnival
- 4 - King of POP
- 5 - Panties in the Spring / I am Rain / Rustling
- 6 - Homeless
- 7 - To the bath house... / A Full Chest
- 8 - Subtly Rough
- 9 - It's Not Love / Hey, How're You Feeling? / Snowy Night
- 10 - Wonderful Chocolate / Chocolate Philosophy / Kantoku's Overflowing White Chocolate
- 11 - Starting Young / Life, Exposed / The Lips
- 12 - The Hermit's Library / When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom /
1 - Love & Eros For All / The Nightmare Before Carnaval
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[00:02] Horse
Let's go!
[00:03] CM
This is Denki-gai, the city of dreams!
[00:07] CM
If you want to buy comics, visit Umanohone!
SIGN Comic Umanohone Denki-gai Store
[00:10] CM
We've got games,
[00:11] CM
anime,
[00:12] CM
and doujinshi...
[00:13] CM
All of your favorites packed inside!
SIGN Comic Umanohone Denki-gai Store A three-minute walk from Denki-gai Station! Super close!!!!
[00:17] CM
Comic Umanohone in Denki-gai,
open year-round!
[00:21] ---
We're waiting for you!
[00:27] Hiotan
Welco—
SIGN Hiotan
[00:34] Fugirl
W-Welcome.
SIGN Fu Girl
SIGN Sensei
[00:39] Sensei
Wel-Welcome!
[00:41] Kameko
Welcome!
[00:43] Kameko
This item comes with a bonus
gift exclusive to this store!
SIGN Kameko
SIGN Sommelier Umio
[00:46] Umio
Welcome.
SIGN Director
[00:54] Director
Let's do this.
SIGN Manager
SIGN Love & Eros For All
SIGN Recommended Doujinshi
SIGN Anman Paradise
AnPara anime
season 2 airing now!
[02:49] Umio
Shrink-wrapping this new
volume is taking forever.
[02:51] Hiotan
It takes longer when it includes bonuses.
[02:53] Sensei
Put book in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
[02:56] Sensei
Put book in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
[02:58] Sensei
...in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
[03:02] Sensei
Shrink-wrap... Shrink... Sh—
[03:09] Umio
Sensei-san!
[03:09] Hiotan
Sensei-chan!
[03:11] Sensei
Oh, sorry... I haven't
slept in several days...
[03:15] Umio
You haven't slept?
[03:21] Hiotan
It's jammed...
[03:22] Umio
I'll take a look.
[03:23] Umio
Let's see...
[03:25] Umio
Oh, the film is jammed.
[03:29] Umio
I'm not sure I can get it out...
[03:34] Director
Hiotan.
[03:35] Hiotan
Yes?
[03:36] Director
A moment.
[03:37] Hiotan
Right!
SIGN Area for Age 18+
SIGN Milky Time
[04:02] Hiotan
That kind of behavior in the 18+ area...
[04:06] Hiotan
I see. That is suspicious.
[04:07] Director
Right?
[04:08] Hiotan
You think she...
[04:10] Hiotan
...really likes ero books?!
[04:13] Director
Go talk to her.
[04:14] Hiotan
Okay!
[04:18] Hiotan
Excuse me, ma'am...
[04:20] Hiotan
Are you, um...
[04:23] Hiotan
an ero book lover?!
[04:28] Director
I'm very sorry. Is there
anything we can help you with?
[04:32] Gman
Pleased to meet you. This is who I am.
[04:35] Hiotan
Oh, thank you...
SIGN Tokyo Youth Development Counselor
[04:37] Hiotan
"Tokyo Youth Development Counselor"?
[04:41] Director
Also known as an Ero Books G-man.
[04:43] Hiotan
Huh?! Ero Books G-man? What's that?
[04:46] Director
She's a government worker who
visits unannounced to make sure
[04:50] Director
adult books are properly
separated from others,
[04:52] Director
and that they can't be
read within the store.
[04:54] Hiotan
If you knew that, you should've told me!
[04:57] Gman
These two.
[04:58] Gman
These two magazines have been
designated by law to be adult-only.
[05:03] Gman
Please take the appropriate measures.
[05:05] Director
If that's the case...
[05:07] Director
A seal to prevent reading in-store!
[05:10] Director
We just put this here.
[05:12] Director
Is this all right?
[05:14] Gman
That will be fine.
[05:15] Director
Okay, all of you...
[05:17] Director
Umio, Hiotan, and Sommelier, place seals
to prevent in-store reading on all these.
[05:21] Umio
Wow.
[05:22] Hiotan
That's a lot.
[05:23] Gman
Thank you for your cooperation.
[05:33] Kameko
Sommelier-san, it's just
about time to get ready.
[05:38] Hiotan
Oh, right. You have a sommelier party today.
[05:41] Umio
What's a sommelier party?
[05:43] Hiotan
You haven't seen it yet, Umi-chan?
[05:45] Hiotan
Let's go together later.
[05:47] Hiotan
It's in the event space on the sixth floor.
[05:49] Umio
Okay.
[05:50] Umio
But a lot of the people here at
Uma have strange nicknames...
[05:55] Umio
Like Sommelier-san, and Director...
[05:57] Hiotan
Director? That's...
[06:01] Hiotan
N-N-N-N-N—
[06:03] Hiotan
Because he likes to make unusual movies...
[06:06] Umio
Oh?
[06:07] Hiotan
Hey, Umi-chan... What does BL stand for?
[06:11] Umio
BL stands for "boys' love."
[06:16] Director
Senpai, do you like those
sorts of magazines?
[06:19] Hiotan
N-No, that's not...
[06:21] Director
Wow, I had no idea you liked BL.
[06:23] Hiotan
I-I don't...
[06:24] Director
Do you pair up your coworkers
in your mind and stuff, too?
[06:28] Hiotan
No, I...
SIGN KamSom
[06:29] Director
Like "KamSom"?
SIGN KamSom
[06:31] Director
Or would it be "SomKam"?
SIGN SomKam
[06:32] Hiotan
Director?!
[06:34] Director
Oh, you noticed?
[06:34] Hiotan
What are you doing?!
[06:36] Director
With a boy and a girl alone in a room,
[06:38] Director
putting seals on erotic books...
[06:41] Director
There's no way something wouldn't happen.
[06:42] Umio
What are you talking about?
[06:44] Director
Thanks to that, I have a rich
collection of funny Hiotan videos.
[06:47] Hiotan
Don't collect those!
[06:52] Hiotan
Hey, Umi-chan...
[06:54] Umio
Yes?
[06:54] Hiotan
Do you enjoy books like these?
[06:59] Hiotan
Operation: Turn Director's
Bullying Back On My Own Kouhai!
[07:03] Umio
Yes, I do.
[07:04] Hiotan
Huh?! Oh, y-you do?
[07:07] Hiotan
What type do you like?
[07:09] Umio
Well...
SIGN Pleasure Paradise
[07:11] Umio
I like this sort of thing, I guess.
[07:13] Hiotan
Oh! I see!
[07:24] Umio
Wh-Why did you ask me that?
[07:28] Hiotan
Um...
[07:29] Hiotan
J-Just for reference...
[07:32] Both
Reference for what?!
[07:35] Umio
S-Senpai, do you...
[07:37] Umio
dislike erotic books?
[07:39] Hiotan
Huh? No, not really.
[07:42] Umio
Oh? So you like them?
[07:45] Hiotan
Y-Yeah! So you and I are
both ero book lovers!
[07:52] Both
What's an ero book lover?!
[07:57] Director
Hey, did something happen? C'mon, tell me!
[07:59] Umio
No, nothing!
[08:02] Director
That tastes like a lie.
SIGN Comic
Umanohone
[08:08] Kameko
The Great Sommelier Party will now begin!
SIGN Great Sommelier Party
[08:16] Umio
Th-This is...
[08:18] Hiotan
Yeah. This is the Great Sommelier
Party, where Sommelier-san finds the
[08:22] ---
manga best suited to everyone.
[08:23] Umio
They're so enthusiastic...
[08:25] Hiotan
Sommelier-san is really
knowledgeable about manga.
[08:25] Kameko
Line up in order, please!
[08:27] Hiotan
That's why he's called "Sommelier."
[08:31] Girl
Thanks for seeing me.
[08:38] Kameko
Right, right. Got it!
[08:43] Kameko
Here it is!
SIGN Inazuma! Shorts Soccer
SIGN This is the definitive shorts manga!
[08:45] Girl
Shorts?
[08:47] Girl
But I'm not into short pants or anyth—
[08:52] Girl
I had no idea such a quality existed in me!
SIGN JS!
Battle on the South Seas
SIGN My 70-Year-Old Sister
SIGN I'm a Panda and You're a Deer
[09:03] Girl
Thank you so much!
[09:04] Guy
I have hope again!
[09:05] Guy
I've seen a new world!
[09:07] Guy
I'm glad I've lived this long!
[09:09] Umio
A-Amazing... A manga sommelier...
[09:12] Umio
He's the god of a new world!
[09:15] Umio
That's...
[09:17] Umio
The Ero Books G-man!
[09:20] Umio
Is this an unannounced inspection
in her street clothes?!
[09:27] Gman
Please do it.
[09:36] Kameko
What'll it be?
[09:37] Umio
Please give her a harmless recommendation!
[09:41] Kameko
Here you go!
SIGN Garden of Otomen
[09:48] Umio
And he's out!
[09:56] Umio
There's no way he'll get
off with just a scoldi—
[09:59] Umio
She's smiling?!
[10:01] Gman
Thank you!
[10:02] Umio
And she thanked him?!
[10:04] Umio
I see... She came here on her own time.
[10:07] Umio
So she's not vilifying ero
books because she hates them...
[10:12] Hiotan
The government worker from before!
[10:15] Hiotan
So you really are an ero book lover!
[10:19] Umio
Wh-What are you—
[10:21] Hiotan
I said something weird again...
[10:23] Hiotan
I-It's okay! I'm...
[10:25] Hiotan
an ero book lover, too!
[10:29] Gman
Yes.
[10:31] Gman
I am an ero book lover.
[10:34] Umio
What is she confessing?!
[10:35] Gman
But please understand this.
[10:38] Gman
There is no human who doesn't need eros.
[10:40] Gman
I,
[10:42] Gman
and all of you, and all of mankind...
[10:46] Gman
We are all ero book lovers!
[11:08] Guy
That's right!
[11:08] Guy
You got it!
[11:09] Girl
Everyone loves ero books!
SIGN Love & Eros For All
[11:25] Umio
Good morning.
[11:27] Director
You're late.
SIGN The Nightmare Before Carnaval
[11:28] Umio
No, I'm not.
[11:30] Umio
I got here just in time. See?
[11:32] Director
Okay, you're safe.
[11:35] Umio
Sensei-san, did you not sleep well?
[11:37] Sensei
Well, sort of...
[11:40] Umio
Oh, that's the new volume
from the Soba Curry Circle!
[11:44] Umio
It was released during
that event last month.
[11:46] Director
You know about this, Umio?
[11:48] Umio
Yes! I like Jonataro, so I look
up his stuff online all the time.
[11:53] Umio
He's very good, isn't he?
[11:55] Umio
I've bought some doujinshi, too.
They're all interesting.
[11:58] Director
Yeah?
[11:59] Umio
And he's so young!
[12:01] Umio
It's amazing that he can both
draw and write so well!
[12:03] Director
I see, I see...
[12:04] Director
Hear that, Sensei?
[12:07] Director
Sensei is Jonataro-san.
[12:09] Umio
What?!
[12:10] Umio
You are? I thought the author was a guy!
[12:14] Sensei
Thank you...
[12:15] Umio
I get it... That's why she's called Sensei!
[12:17] Director
No, that's not the only reason.
SIGN Sensei-chan on Her First Day
[12:19] Director
When she introduced herself
on her first day here...
[12:22] (Flashback) Sensei
I'm going to become a pro author and
surpass Yagamigawa Senchiro-sensei!
[12:27] Director
She's been Sensei ever since.
[12:28] Sensei
Stop it, Director!
[12:29] Director
Oh, sorry about that.
[12:31] Sensei
I swear...
[12:33] Umio
Are you okay?
[12:34] Sensei
Yeah... My deadline is close, so...
[12:37] Umio
Deadline?
[12:38] Sensei
For that. ComiCa.
SIGN Comic Carnaval Catalog
[12:40] Umio
The deadline's already that close?
[12:42] Sensei
Deadlines are early for large-scale events.
SIGN Thanks for Waiting!
Space Bento 1
[12:48] Sensei
What is this?!
[12:49] Umio
I-I drew it! I'm not as good as you—
[12:52] Sensei
Umio-kun, you can draw?!
[12:54] Umio
Y-Yes, sort of...
[12:55] Sensei
Do you use maru-pens?!
[12:56] Umio
Uh, I use milli-pens...
[12:58] Sensei
What about SAI? Photoshop? Clip Studio?!
[13:00] Umio
Well, yeah...
[13:01] Sensei
Th-That settles it!
[13:04] Sensei
Come to my place after work today.
[13:06] Umio
Huh?
[13:08] Director
Sensei, you're so forward.
[13:10] Kameko
Sensei's a wolf!
[13:12] Sensei
Oh, I don't mean it like that.
[13:14] Sensei
I want him to help with my manuscript.
[13:15] Hiotan
Yes! I'll be helping her, too!
[13:19] Director
Oh? But Umio-kun says he
likes Jonataro-sensei.
[13:23] Umio
I like her art! Her work!
[13:30] Umio
When is the deadline for your manuscript?
[13:35] Sensei
Tomorrow.
[13:36] Umio
Tomorrow?!
[13:36] Sensei
Ten in the morning.
[13:38] Hiotan
Ten in the morning?!
[13:39] Sensei
It was supposed to be today,
[13:41] Sensei
but I begged the printers for an extension.
[13:44] Sensei
So... please!
[13:46] Umio
You don't...
[13:49] Hiotan
Oh, my.
[13:51] Umio
You don't have to be so formal.
If I can be of use...
[13:54] Sensei
You're a big help.
[13:58] Umio
Wow...
[14:00] Umio
I didn't know you lived near the
station just one stop from mine.
SIGN Ichikawa
SIGN Koiwa
[14:04] Sensei
Oh, really? I'm glad you live close.
SIGN Takaido
[14:07] Hiotan
I live in Takaido, so it's
a little farther away.
SIGN Takaido Ichikawa Koiwa
[14:10] Sensei
Sorry, Hiotan.
[14:12] Hiotan
Oh, I didn't mean it that way!
[14:17] Sensei
Where's Takaido, again?
SIGN °It's on the Inokashira Line.
[14:18] Umio
Where's Takaido, again?
[14:20] Sensei
Key, key...
[14:22] Sensei
There it is.
[14:24] Sensei
Sorry it's so small.
[14:25] Umio
No problem.
[14:26] Hiotan
Thanks for having us!
[14:39] Hiotan
Is this right?
[14:41] Sensei
Yeah.
[14:42] Hiotan
'Kay.
[14:43] Sensei
Add the backgrounds on this, please.
[14:45] Umio
Okay.
[14:48] Umio
So this is a real manuscript...
[14:51] Umio
It really is different
from the printed release.
[14:55] Umio
It has such impact...
[14:58] Umio
Sensei-san really is aiming to be a pro.
[15:02] Umio
She's exhausted from lack of
sleep, but she never complains.
[15:12] Sensei
I can't take any more!
I'm tired! I want sleep!
[15:16] Sensei
I can't draw anymore!
[15:18] Hiotan
Her baby side came out again!
[15:20] Umio
I take it all back.
[15:23] Hiotan
She always gets like this
when she's worn out.
[15:26] Umio
What do we do now?
[15:28] Hiotan
Don't worry!
[15:31] Hiotan
What's wrong, Sensei-chan?
[15:34] Hiotan
C'mon, come over here.
[15:40] Hiotan
There, there.
[15:42] Hiotan
You like resting on people's laps, huh?
[15:47] Umio
That motherly aura...
[15:49] Umio
You're used to dealing with
Sensei-san, aren't you?
[15:52] Hiotan
I've been helping her for a while.
[15:55] Hiotan
She taught me how to finish up a manga.
[16:01] Hiotan
There! She's back.
[16:04] Sensei
I'll draw my manga.
[16:05] Hiotan
Good girl!
[16:07] Sensei
It's almost time for the
last train, so you can go.
[16:10] Umio
Are you sure?
[16:12] Sensei
Yeah. I can do the rest by myself.
[16:19] Hiotan
What's up, Umi-chan?
The train's gonna leave.
[16:22] Umio
Uh, it looks like I left
my phone at Sensei's.
[16:25] Hiotan
What?
[16:26] Umio
But I can walk home, so you can go ahead.
[16:29] Hiotan
Okay... See you tomorrow, then.
[16:32] Umio
Good work today.
[16:41] Sensei
Hello? Umio-kun?
[16:43] Umio
Sensei, don't you think you
might not make the deadline?
[16:48] Sensei
That's a rude thing to say.
[16:50] Umio
Oh, I'm sorry... I mean...
[16:53] Umio
So, I'll help you some more.
[16:56] Sensei
What? I couldn't trouble you to...
[16:59] Umio
It's okay! I'm used to staying up late!
[17:01] Umio
Besides, I...
[17:08] Umio
Sensei-san...
[17:11] Umio
I love Jonataro-san's manga!
[17:17] Sensei
Umio-kun...
[17:20] Umio
You're going to become a pro
manga artist and surpass
[17:24] ---
Yagamigawa Senchiro-sensei, aren't you?
[17:26] Umio
Ah, sorry to just burst in...
[17:28] Sensei
Oh, no... I'm sorry you had
to see me like this...
[17:33] Umio
You looked worse earlier, actually.
[17:37] Sensei
That's right. I'm going to be a
pro manga artist, no matter what.
[17:41] Sensei
This will take until morning. Is that okay?
[17:43] Umio
Yes!
[17:44] Sensei
Thanks. Sorry I worried you.
[17:47] Sensei
I'm okay now!
[17:49] Sensei
I can't take any more!
[17:51] Sensei
I can't draw! This will never end!
[17:53] Umio
She's not okay at all!
[17:55] Umio
I know! How about a change of pace?
[17:57] Umio
Are you hungry?
[17:59] Sensei
Yes...
[18:00] Umio
Then I'll go buy something!
[18:02] Sensei
No, I'll do that.
[18:04] Umio
You can't. You need to keep drawing.
[18:06] Sensei
But I couldn't ask you to—
[18:08] Umio
You can't!
[18:09] Umio
You're a girl, Sensei-san.
[18:11] Umio
It's dangerous for you to
be out alone at this hour.
[18:15] Umio
I'll be back soon.
[18:21] Sensei
What the heck...
[18:24] Sensei
Don't treat me like a
girl all of a sudden...
[18:31] Sensei
Okay!
SIGN Sending Please Wait
SIGN Sent
[19:01] Sensei
There!
[19:07] Both
We're done!
[19:10] Sensei
We made it...
[19:13] Umio
Sensei...
[19:14] Umio
If you're going to sleep,
lay out a futon first.
[19:28] Umio
Great work.
[19:57] Umio
You did it!
[19:59] Sensei
Here. For you.
[20:01] Umio
Thank you.
[20:03] Sensei
Thank you for helping me.
[20:04] Sensei
It came out great thanks to you.
[20:06] Umio
No, I'm glad I could help
my favorite author.
[20:12] Sensei
Umi-kun...
[20:13] Girl
Excuse me...
[20:15] Girl
I'm in the booth next to yours. I look
forward to working alongside you.
[20:19] Sensei
Thanks, and same to you.
[20:20] Girl
Sure!
[20:21] Voice
Comic Carnaval 536 is now open.
SIGN Women's Restroom
SIGN Not the end of the line!
[20:47] Kameko
Yeah, baby!
[20:48] Kameko
You both look great! Nice!
[21:09] Sensei
Whew, it's over.
[21:12] Kameko
I got lots of great pictures!
[21:15] Umio
Sensei-san, good work today.
[21:17] Sensei
Thanks.
[21:18] Sensei
I couldn't sell out today, again...
[21:21] Hiotan
Let's cosplay again sometime.
[21:23] Fugirl
Okay.
[21:24] Director
Hey!
[21:26] Director
Good work, everyone!
[21:27] Umio
You were here, too?
[21:29] Director
Well, since we're all here,
why don't we go all-out?
[21:32] All
Oh! An after-party?!
[21:35] Sensei
All-out!
[21:36] Director
All-out.
[21:41] Sensei
Um, weren't we having an after-party?
[21:43] Director
Well, since ComiCa just ended,
[21:45] ---
we've got tons of new doujin
volumes and stuff...
[21:47] Director
Have all of these shrink-wrapped by tomorrow.
[21:51] Director
By the way, there'll be
another two days of this.
[21:54] Umio
What... the...
[21:56] Sensei
Umi-kun!
[21:57] Hiotan
Umi-chan!
[21:58] Fugirl
Umio-kun!
[21:59] Umio
And after that, we did a whole
lot of shrink-wrapping...
[23:37] Hiotan
You know, Denki-gai grew really
big during Japan's rapid
[23:37] [SONG] TextL
Manager
SIGN Thank you for watching.
[23:40] ---
economic growth period.
SIGN Please watch again next time!
[23:42] Hiotan
What's a "rapid economic growth period"?
[23:45] Hiotan
Is it like an electric cord?
SIGN Illustration: Tiv
SIGN The Devil is an Idol!
SIGN Uma-kun's Recommendation!
SIGN The grown-up light novel that left readers hanging for three years right at the climax is finally complete! Even buying three copies for reading, distribution, and safekeeping wouldn't be enough! A true fan should buy ten copies of this masterpiece! You might say it's a god, whinny!!!
SIGN Appearing next week?! Watch again!
2 - Is Denki-gai Burning?
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[00:02] Kantoku
All right, we're starting the late night sale.
[00:06] All
Okay.
[00:08] Hio
I know it's the last volume
of a popular light novel,
[00:11] ---
but is it really worth
changing our store hours for?
SIGN The Devil Is an Idol
SIGN It's been three years since the last volume, hasn't it?
[00:18] Umio
How could you say that?
[00:19] Umio
We've been left waiting for three years
[00:21] ---
since they announced the final volume.
[00:22] Umio
We waited three years right at the climax!
[00:26] Hio
Umi-chan?
[00:26] Hio
The author cried blood, sweat and tears into this
[00:29] ---
weathering the storm of speculations
and criticism online,
[00:32] ---
and finally after three years,
this is the work of their soul!
[00:34] ---
Umi-chan?
[00:37] Kantoku
Is he a zealot?
[00:38] A
He's a zealot.
[00:38] A
Indeed, a zealot.
[02:12] Fu
So many people.
[02:14] Fu
I hope I'll make the last train.
[02:17] Kantoku
We're open for business!
[02:23] Kameko
The special edition is 1,200 yen!
[02:26] Hio
Thank you!
[02:28] Sensei
I can take the next customer here.
[02:31] Hio
Please make four lines.
[02:33] Kantoku
Umio, inventory!
[02:34] Umio
Twelve more seconds!
[02:35] Kantoku
Do it in seven!
[02:36] Sensei
I'm out of change!
[02:38] Kantoku
Use this!
[02:39] Kantoku
Register four, you're late!
[02:40] Kameko
Sorry.
[02:42] Kantoku
What's going on?
[02:43] Hio
Please help us work, Director.
[02:45] Kantoku
I'm sure I can at least watch over you.
[02:49] Hio
Don't just watch over us, move your hands!
[02:55] Kantoku
Store's closed.
[02:57] Umio
Those two hours were a storm.
[03:00] Hio
That was seriously crazy.
[03:02] Sensei
The customers, they wouldn't stop.
[03:05] Sensei
I'm a total big-shot.
[03:07] Kantoku
All right, you can all head home.
[03:09] Kantoku
I'll clean up.
[03:12] Hio
Is that why you were saving your energy?
[03:14] Kantoku
Sure.
[03:15] Hio
Yeah, right.
[03:17] Hio
But the time... what should I do?
[03:20] Hio
Fuga-chan came shopping,
but she can't get home now either.
[03:23] Fu-girl
I was trying to be first in line
and then head home.
[03:27] Sensei
How about—
[03:29] All
Drink bar, cheers!
[03:31] Hio
Good work, everyone.
[03:33] Sensei
Let's have something to eat.
[03:35] Hio
You really like family
restaurants, Sensei-chan.
[03:38] Sensei
Yeah, they're relaxing.
It's like being at home.
[03:42] Sensei
And you can hang out at the
drink bar for pretty long.
[03:44] Hio
Oh, do you draw manga at
family restaurants, too?
[03:47] Sensei
Yeah, I can be pretty productive.
[03:56] Hio
Fuga-chan, are you beat?
[03:59] Hio
You should go sleep in the nap room at Uma.
[04:02] Umio
I'll take her—
[04:06] Hio
Sommelier-kun, are you going
to take her there for us?
[04:09] Sommelier
Yeah.
[04:10] Hio
Thanks.
[05:07] Fu-girl
Umio-kun.
[05:18] Kantoku
Done, finally.
[05:21] Kantoku
Sommelier.
[05:22] Kantoku
Is Fu Girl sleeping?
[05:24] Sommelier
Yeah.
[05:25] Kantoku
Ah.
[05:27] Kantoku
Is everyone at the family restaurant?
[05:29] Kantoku
You should go be with them,
if Fu Girl is asleep.
[05:32] Kantoku
No way, you weren't waiting for me, were you?
[05:54] Kantoku
Want a drink?
[05:58] Kantoku
All right, you're not sleeping tonight.
[06:02] Hio
We brought some snacks.
[06:06] Hio
Director's sleeping!
[06:11] Hio
I can finally get him
back for all his pranks.
[06:14] Umio
Don't go too far.
[06:16] Hio
S-S-Sommelier-kun, l-l-let me go!
[06:20] Hio
Sommelier-san
[06:22] ---
defended Director.
[06:36] Umio
Fu Girl-san.
[06:37] Fu-girl
Shh, you'll wake them up.
[06:40] Umio
R-Right...
[06:43] Fu-girl
Ever since we first met, I've been thinking.
[06:48] Fu-girl
Umio-kun, you're my perfect—
[06:54] Fu-girl
My perfect zombie.
[06:56] Umio
What?
[06:59] Umio
I'm in zombie makeup!
[07:02] Fu-girl
You look so good.
[07:04] Fu-girl
I love zombies.
[07:06] ---
All I ever do is think about the
town being filled with zombies.
SIGN This'll last me ten days
[07:10] Fu-girl
I've been image training for how to respond.
SIGN Do they respond to sound? Or smell?
SIGN I want a chainsaw,
but they're expensive.
SIGN Fu Girl
[07:13] Umio
That's why you're Fu Girl!
[07:14] Fu-girl
You have the face of the best
friend guy who helps his friends
[07:18] ---
and becomes a zombie and gets
killed by his friends in the end.
[07:22] Umio
What kind of face is that?!
[07:26] Umio
Like Roger from Romero's Dawn of the Dead.
[07:29] Fu-girl
So please—
[07:32] Fu-girl
will you be my practice target
for the zombie attack?
[07:36] Fu-girl
Dodging zombies... this is new!
[07:39] Umio
I'm not a zombie!
[07:43] Sensei
Fuga-chan's gone beast mode.
[07:45] Hio
What's beast mode?
[07:47] Kantoku
This is good footage!
SIGN Is the Denki-gai pumped?
[08:15] Hio
Denki-gai late-summer greetings festival?
[08:18] Hio
I'm so embarrassed.
[08:20] Umio
Fu Girl-san's been really
pumped since yesterday.
[08:25] Hio
That's unusual.
[08:27] Umio
She says she wants to win the
10,000 yen prize money and party.
[08:33] Hio
Party?!
[08:34] Sensei
Prize money.
[08:35] Fu-girl
Y-You bastards, you're late!
[08:38] Fu-girl
Who were you nyan-nyan-ing with, you bitches!
[08:42] Hio
What's wrong with you, Fuga-chan?
[08:44] Hio
Do you have a fever?
[08:46] Fu-girl
How dare you insult the commander!
[08:48] Fu-girl
Speak only when you're spoken to!
[08:50] Kameko
Perfect!
[08:51] Kantoku
She says she's changing her
tone to get in the mood.
[08:53] SSD
Hi, everyone!
[08:55] ---
Are you readilicon?!
[08:58] Umio
That's the Denki-gai official
character, SSDko-chan!
[09:01] SSD
All right, let's start the Denki-gai
Late-Summer Greetings Festilicon!
[09:06] SSD
All store teams, go get
that 10,000 grand prize!
[09:10] SSD
And the extra prize?
SIGN Extra Prize
[09:12] SSD
A year's supply of Denki-gai
specialty hot summer oden!
SIGN Pantsu Eating Race
[09:24] Hio
Go, Sommelier-kun!
[09:26] Fu-girl
I'm punishing you if you lose!
[09:38] Fu-girl
Pantsu race!
[09:40] SSD
Sommelier of Umanohone
team wins the pantsu race!
[09:43] Umio
Yeah!
[09:45] Kameko
That's a good face!
[09:46] Hio
Good work, Sommelier-kun!
[09:48] Fu-girl
I approve! You can come to
my house and pet my brother.
[09:52] Fu-girl
You want three? You want
three panties? You pig!
[09:56] Kantoku
This is a good start.
[09:57] Fu-girl
Let's win and go party!
SIGN etc.
SIGN Used doujin shop
Hanamaru
SIGN Model shop
Tomiya
SIGN etc
[10:00] A
Those Umanohone punks.
[10:02] B
Cocky little...
[10:04] Fu-girl
All right, you're up, Hio-tan, go!
[10:07] Hio
Yes, sir, I'll do my best.
[10:09] SSD
And now, the girls-only Golden Ball Roll!
[10:13] Hio
Gieppi! Why are all the games like this?
[10:16] Kantoku
It's in the culture.
[10:18] Kantoku
We're good at rolling balls, aren't we?
[10:20] Hio
What's with the hand motion?
[10:22] ---
Stop it with the sexual harassment, Director!
[10:24] SSD
Are you in posilicon?
[10:28] Kantoku
Put your hands on the ball!
[10:30] Kantoku
Your left hand just touches it.
[10:32] Hio
Why do you have to say it like that?!
[10:36] Hio
It's kind of soft.
[10:37] SSD
Startilicon!
[10:40] Hio
And it's lukewarm!
[10:43] SSD
The golden balls are rolling!
[10:45] SSD
The girls' hesitant touch
grips the imagination!
[10:49] Hio
It's so hard to roll,
why is it slightly egg-shaped?
[10:53] Kantoku
It's realistic, right?
[10:55] A
Oh, pardon me.
[10:56] A
Our two balls touched. I lost balance.
[10:59] Hio
Your sexual harassment is as bad as Director!
[11:01] A
Balance. Ballanace. Yes, ballance.
[11:04] Hio
Ballance?!
[11:05] A
My ball hit your ball.
[11:06] Hio
Balls?!
[11:07] Hio
Balls, balls, balls, balls...
[11:13] SSD
Hio-tan has been run over
by a golden ballicon!
[11:17] SSD
Goalicon!
[11:20] Kantoku
Hio-tan!
[11:21] Umio
Are you all right?
[11:22] Kameko
Hang in there!
[11:25] Hio
I can't marry anymore.
[11:26] Hio
This is awful.
[11:28] Kantoku
Vile... they'll pay!
[11:30] Umio
I'll avenge you, Senpai!
[11:32] Fu-girl
Go, Umio!
SIGN Wife-Carrying Race
[11:34] SSD
Up next is the Wife-Carrying Raceilicon!
[11:37] Kantoku
Have you chosen a wife?
[11:39] Umio
Of course.
[11:41] Umio
My wife is
[11:43] ---
Onomi-chan!
[11:50] SSD
Startilicon!
[11:55] SSD
Oh, Umio has taken a strong check!
[11:58] SSD
He's not budging!
[12:02] Umio
My love for my wife will never falter!
[12:05] SSD
And his big speech!
[12:06] A
I'm not so sure.
[12:08] Umio
What?
[12:09] A
Behold!
[12:11] SSD
It's this season's top character,
Tanegashima Zavier-chanilicon!
[12:17] SSD
That's a rare one; there are no 3D goods
on sale for this brand-new characterilicon!
[12:22] Umio
It's so high quality!
[12:25] SSD
Umio is waverilicon!
[12:39] A
Whoops, sorry.
[12:41] SSD
Umio is disqualicon!
[12:47] A
How unfaithful of you to be
attracted to another character.
[12:51] A
A true man calmly abandons his
prior wife to welcome his new one.
[12:57] A
He only ever has but one wife.
[13:03] Umio
I'm defeated.
[13:03] ---
Umio!
[13:05] Fu-girl
How dare he treat model figures
as anything less than human!
[13:09] SSD
Up next is a team game: Tunaf-war!
SIGN Tunaf-war
[13:14] Kantoku
We need five for tug-of-war.
[13:16] Kantoku
Hio-tan and Umio are incapacitated.
[13:19] Kantoku
Then, Kameko, you're up, too!
[13:22] ---
Er, I'm not that kind of character...
[13:25] Fu-girl
Hurry up and change!
[13:26] Fu-girl
You're good at undressing,
aren't you, you bitch?!
[13:30] Kame
This is embarrassing.
[13:32] Kantoku
No, it looks good on you.
[13:34] Kame
Please don't record me.
[13:39] SSD
Tunaf-war, start!
[13:46] SSD
They're almost evenly matchilicon!
[13:50] Kame
I'm going to do everything I can.
[13:53] A
All right, do the thing!
[13:55] B
Sir!
[13:57] B
Kameko-kun, Kameko-kun.
[14:01] Kame
It's the fabled Carl Zyeiss joint-developed
lens SMC-TENTAX 18mm F3.5,
[14:07] ---
and at an insanely low price!
[14:10] A
Oh? That's a nice lens. Can I see?
[14:14] Kame
Another buyer!
[14:15] Kame
I'm buying it!
[14:16] Kantoku
No, Kameko! It's a trap!
[14:20] Kame
Please.
[14:21] C
Thank you.
[14:22] ---
Yes!
SIGN Lens-shaped cup
[14:30] Kantoku
Kameko!
[14:32] SSD
Umanohone is defeatilicon!
[14:36] Kantoku
Kameko! Kameko!
[14:38] Kantoku
Get a grip!
[14:42] Kantoku
Kameko!
[14:43] Fu-girl
How dare you!
[14:46] Fu-girl
We're going to win!
[14:48] SD
It's your idol, SDko-chan.
[14:51] SD
We're at the climaXC!
SIGN Denki-gai Late-Summer Greetings Festival
[14:53] A
Woo!
[14:53] B
Where's SSDko-chan?!
[14:56] C
It's the same voice!
[14:58] Umio
Oh well.
SIGN Refreshing Water Fight
[15:00] SD
Finally, we have the refreshing Water FiXC!
[15:04] SD
First, you will form teams of three or less.
[15:08] SD
One will be the Flag. The team
loses when the Flag is soaXC!
[15:14] SD
And regardless of the games
before, the last team standing
[15:17] ---
at the end of this game is victoriouXC!
[15:22] Fu-girl
Typical!
[15:24] Fu-girl
All right, we're going to win!
[15:33] Sensei
What? Swimsuits?
[15:35] Sensei
Now way I'm wearing a swimsuit!
That's embarrassing!
[15:37] Umio
Sensei!
[15:39] Fu-girl
C-Coward!
[15:40] Fu-girl
Did you leave your balls somewhere?
[15:43] Fu-girl
In that case...
[15:48] Fu-girl
All right, do you all have your weapons?
[15:50] Umio
Yes!
[15:51] Fu-girl
Say "sir"!
[15:52] Umio
Sir, yes sir!
[15:54] SD
Are you readyXC?
[15:57] SD
Set,
[16:00] ---
goXC!
[16:14] Umio
Fu Girl-san's good.
[16:15] Fu-girl
Pretend they're all zombies!
[16:25] Hio
Let's do this, then.
[16:29] Hio
Wait, Director, what's up with your swimsuit?
[16:32] Kantoku
It's easy to move in.
[16:34] Hio
It's too bulgy!
[16:38] Kantoku
Isn't that the same for girls' breasts, too?
[16:41] Kantoku
Two, no less!
[16:42] Kantoku
How is it any different?
[16:44] Hio
True...
[16:46] Kantoku
Breasts and crotches are both symbols of sex.
[16:49] Kantoku
What is there to be ashamed of?
[16:50] Hio
I'm sorry.
[16:52] Kantoku
Look, enemies inbound!
[17:03] Kantoku
Keep it up, Hio-tan!
[17:05] Kantoku
Hio-tan is easy to manage.
[17:06] Umio
Senpai.
[17:08] Hio
Umi-chan.
[17:08] Umio
Can I have some water balloons?
[17:15] Umio
What was that for?
[17:16] Hio
I didn't mean to.
[17:18] Umio
Senpai!
[17:21] Hio
I'm surrounded!
[17:22] Hio
Director, Kame-chan, help me!
[17:25] Kantoku
I'll pass, I don't want my camera to get wet.
[17:27] Kame
Me, neither. I have a perfect shot.
[17:44] Kantoku
That's a good face: the face of shame
and of being betrayed by friends!
[17:48] Kame
I'm getting some good pictures!
SIGN Hio-tan team drops out
[17:51] Kame
Yeah, that's the stuff!
[17:54] Fu-girl
My comrades are down.
SIGN Fu Girl Team
[17:56] Fu-girl
But there's no time to
grieve on the battlefield.
[18:02] Fu-girl
Aim for the nose for the non-flags!
[18:04] Fu-girl
Incapacitate them!
[18:05] Umio
Is she a demon?
[18:07] A
Yo, that team's good.
[18:09] B
We better team up for now.
[18:17] Fu-girl
All those weaklings. Our move then...
[18:19] Fu-girl
Umio-kun,
[18:21] ---
use these guns!
[18:24] Umio
Okay.
[18:31] C
What the hell?!
[18:32] Fu-girl
Blood guns. They make their
targets look zombie-ish.
[18:35] Umio
That's freaky!
[18:38] Umio
Kill them with me!
[18:42] Fu-girl
Goodbye, Roger!
[18:51] Fu-girl
Umio-kun, I'll take your bones!
[18:53] Fu-girl
On the way home or something.
[18:57] Fu-girl
Damn, there's no end to them.
[18:58] Fu-girl
All right, Sommelier-kun,
[19:03] ---
c-combine!
[19:14] Fu-girl
Combine! Sommelier Tank!
[19:17] D
Fire!
[19:36] Fu-girl
Good, there aren't many teams left.
[19:38] Fu-girl
Now we just have to avoid them.
[19:42] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun.
[19:47] Fu-girl
What?
[19:48] Fu-girl
You idiot, I haven't sent a combine command!
[19:57] E
Damn, fire hydrants are the best.
[20:01] Fu-girl
They're cowards!
[20:03] Fu-girl
Okay, Sommelier, let's surrender.
[20:05] Fu-girl
Sommelier!
[20:07] Fu-girl
Sommelier!
[20:14] Fu-girl
Sommelier.
[20:17] F
Strip him all the way!
[20:26] Fu-girl
Sensei!
[20:27] Fu-girl
Thank you. You were in the game?
[20:34] Fu-girl
Sensei, stop!
[20:40] Sensei
Good, the prize money is mine now.
[20:43] SD
The winner is Sensei's solo team XC!
[20:49] Kantoku
So much for having three per team.
[20:53] Umio
What the hell.
[20:56] Umio
Fu Girl-san, what are you
cosplaying as anyway?
[21:00] Fu-girl
I'm not cosplaying.
[21:02] Fu-girl
I'm using it at school.
[21:03] Umio
Oh, yeah?
[21:05] Umio
Wait, how old are you, Fu Girl-san?
[21:08] Fu-girl
S-Sixteen.
[21:17] Umio
Of course!
[21:18] Umio
I knew you were younger than me.
[21:20] Fu-girl
People always think I'm in elementary,
but I'm in my first year of high school.
SIGN Oden
[21:38] Fu-girl
Good work.
[21:49] Fu-girl
Sorry we lost after all that.
[21:54] Fu-girl
But it was fun.
[22:00] Sommelier
Let's combine again.
[22:05] ---
Sure.
SIGN Manager
SIGN Thank you for watching!
SIGN Just relax. Is this your first time? It's okay, it's not scary.
SIGN Please watch again next time!
[23:41] Fu-girl
I'm just going to hit you with a bat.
[23:43] Fu-girl
Don't worry!
I'm just going to kill the zombies.
SIGN Illustration: Hashimoto Shin
SIGN See you again!
[23:50] ---
3 - Hio-tan, Go Home / Endless Carnival
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[00:00] All
Yes!
[00:00] All
Yes!
[01:36] Hio
You're so cute, Fuga-chan.
[01:39] Fu-girl
You're cute, too, Hio-tan.
[01:42] Kantoku
Are you good with that costume, Hio-tan?
[01:46] Hio
I like it.
[01:48] Hio
Are we having a normal work
day today, wearing this?
[01:50] Kantoku
No, you'll be selling something
that's perfect for Christmas.
[01:54] Hio
Something perfect for Christmas?
SIGN On Sale Today!
[02:05] Hio
It's freezing!
[02:10] Fu-girl
Here.
[02:11] Fu-girl
Here.
[02:13] Fu-girl
Here.
[02:13] Kantoku
Hey,
[02:15] ---
are you working hard?
[02:16] Hio
Director, it's cold as hell.
[02:20] Kantoku
You said you liked that one.
SIGN One layer of tights
[02:23] Hio
You never told me we would be outside.
SIGN Full armor
[02:26] Hio
And you said it's something perfect
for Christmas. It's an eroge!
SIGN On sale December 25th!
The wait is over!
[02:31] Hio
What part of this is perfect for Christmas?
[02:32] Kantoku
You're very observant.
Close, but not quite.
[02:35] Kantoku
This is a console port.
There's no adult stuff.
[02:38] Hio
It's still not Christmas-ey at all.
[02:44] Kantoku
Hio-tan,
[02:46] ---
you seem to study well, but you
don't understand the basics at all.
[02:52] Hio
I think I understand these days.
[02:54] Kantoku
Then describe this piece.
[02:57] Hio
It's a sequel to the super-popular
[02:59] ---
bishoujo game that went on sale a year ago.
[03:01] Kantoku
Right.
[03:02] Kantoku
Then why do you not understand
the significance of "a year ago?"
[03:08] Hio
Significance of "a year ago?"
[03:11] Kantoku
It means that for the people
who've been waiting for this,
[03:17] ---
it's the first time in a year that
they're meeting their lovers.
[03:21] Hio
S-Say what?!
[03:24] Kantoku
Look at the customers.
[03:28] Kantoku
Those people, those eyes...
they're in love.
[03:33] Kantoku
The days they spent apart
are long and painful.
[03:37] Kantoku
They fought with the fear that
they may never meet again.
[03:52] Onomi
Merry Christmas!
[03:55] Kantoku
And they spend the Holy Night together.
[03:59] Kantoku
Could anything be more romantic?
[04:01] Hio
No, there couldn't.
[04:05] Hio
I'm sorry.
[04:07] Hio
Director, I was overconfident of my knowledge.
[04:17] Kantoku
It's all right.
[04:19] Kantoku
You'll learn over time.
[04:22] Hio
D-Director.
[04:25] Hio
Yes. I'll do my best.
[04:28] Kantoku
Yeah, do it.
[04:30] Kantoku
Man, you're so easy to use.
[04:33] Hio
I knew it! You were joking!
[04:37] Kantoku
Work hard!
[04:40] Hio
It's so cold.
[04:42] Fu-girl
Hio-tan, it's almost time
to switch. Don't give up.
[04:46] Hio
Fuga-chan.
[04:49] Hio
Isn't that backwards?
[04:58] Hio
I'm so tired.
[05:02] Kantoku
Good work.
[05:03] Kantoku
This is on me.
[05:05] Hio
Wow, thank you.
[05:07] Hio
That was terrible, thanks to you.
[05:11] Kantoku
My bad.
[05:13] Kantoku
Oh, yeah,
[05:15] ---
do you have a boyfriend?
[05:19] Hio
I-I d-don't, but—
[05:23] Kantoku
Oh, good.
[05:25] Kantoku
Let's go out, then.
[05:31] Kantoku
Out shopping.
[05:33] Hio
You meant "go out shopping"?!
[05:40] Hio
Spacious!
[05:41] Hio
Huge!
[05:43] Hio
Cutting edge!
[05:45] Hio
Your room's awesome.
[05:47] Kantoku
Relax.
[05:48] Hio
And your bed's so fancy!
[05:50] Kantoku
I said, "relax."
[05:54] Kantoku
Come on, put your stuff down first.
[05:57] Kantoku
Don't forget what you came here for.
[05:59] Hio
What?
[06:02] Hio
What was it, again?
[06:03] Kantoku
I'll kick you out.
[06:10] Kantoku
Hio-tan, can you get the tape?
[06:12] Hio
Okay.
[06:15] Hio
Do you have a Christmas party every year?
[06:18] Kantoku
Yeah, at my place.
[06:20] Kantoku
All of us lonely people with nothing
to do on Christmas get together.
[06:23] Hio
H-How rude.
[06:25] Kantoku
Oh? Did you have plans?
[06:27] Hio
No, I didn't.
[06:30] Kantoku
All right, now it's just the windows.
[06:32] Hio
You do the windows, too?
[06:34] Hio
You go all out.
[06:36] Kantoku
There was someone until last year
that liked doing these things.
[06:39] Hio
Oh, yeah?
[06:41] Hio
Should I help with something, then?
[06:43] Kantoku
Can you cut those out?
[06:45] Hio
Okay.
[06:50] Kantoku
Be careful.
[06:51] Hio
I'll be fi—
[06:53] ---
Ow!
[06:54] Kantoku
Already?!
[06:56] Hio
Ow, I cut pretty deep.
[06:59] Kantoku
Don't just stare at it. Here.
[07:13] Kantoku
And then...
[07:15] Kantoku
Band-aids that heal you three times faster.
[07:18] Hio
Three times?
[07:18] Kantoku
Yeah, three times normal.
[07:23] Kantoku
There you go.
[07:24] Hio
Thank you.
[07:31] Hio
You have a good side, too, Director.
[07:37] Kantoku
How rude! I'm all good.
[07:40] Hio
You're always mean to me.
[07:43] Kantoku
Just relax.
[07:45] Kantoku
I'll do the rest.
[07:46] Hio
Okay.
[08:04] Kantoku
All right, I think that does it.
[08:07] Hio
Director, Director!
[08:10] Hio
Ta-da!
[08:13] Kantoku
What's this?
[08:15] Hio
I found some paper, so I made it.
[08:17] Kantoku
Okay, let's use it.
[08:18] Hio
And tissue flowers.
[08:22] Kantoku
Oh, yeah. We used to make those for the
sports festival in elementary school.
[08:27] Hio
I know, right?
[08:28] Kantoku
Okay.
[08:32] Kantoku
Somewhere around here.
[08:36] Kantoku
Don't you think it looks
like a school party here?
[08:39] Hio
It's cute, though.
[08:42] Hio
Be careful.
[08:44] Kantoku
Just kidding.
[08:45] Hio
Jeez.
[08:50] Kantoku
Merry...
[08:52] Hio
Merry...
[08:55] All
Christmas!
[09:01] Umio
You really decorated the place.
[09:03] Hio
It was a lot of work.
[09:05] Hio
All right, everyone,
[09:07] All
Woo hoo!
[09:08] ---
Indeed!
[09:11] Sensei
What? What's that?
[09:13] Hio
You're dressing up, too, today, Sensei-chan.
[09:16] Sensei
But—
[09:18] Kameko
Cosplay is mandatory at
Director's Christmas parties.
[09:21] Fu-girl
Roar!
[09:23] Sensei
No way!
[09:23] Hio
Yes way!
[09:25] Sensei
You can see my legs!
[09:26] Sensei
I don't shave during winter!
[09:26] Kameko
You'll be wearing tights, don't worry.
[09:28] Sensei
Help me!
[09:29] Fu-girl
I'm not siding with anyone.
[09:35] Sensei
I-Isn't it a bit short?
[09:37] Hio
No, you look good.
[09:40] Kameko
This is rare!
[09:41] Sensei
No pictures!
[09:42] Kameko
What am I supposed to take
pictures of, if not of you, Sensei?
[09:45] Sensei
I don't look good in stuff like this.
[09:48] Hio
What? You're cute.
[09:50] Hio
Right, Umi-chan?
[09:56] Umio
Yes, I-I think so.
[10:02] Sensei
Why thank you.
[10:04] Umio
Not at all.
[10:05] Kantoku
Yeah, yeah, Sensei's cute!
[10:07] Kameko
You're cute, Sensei!
[10:09] Fu-girl
Sensei's cute.
[10:10] Kantoku
Sensei's cute!
[10:12] Kameko
Totally!
[10:13] Hio
Sensei-chan's cute!
[10:15] Fu-girl
Sensei is cute.
[10:17] Umio
Sensei!
[10:18] Kantoku
Sensei's over capacity.
[10:21] Kameko
Let's take a commemorative photo.
[10:24] All
Okay.
[10:25] Hio
Make us look cute.
[10:26] Kameko
Leave it to me.
[10:28] Kameko
Ready, and cheese!
[10:30] Kantoku
Wait, you get in, too.
[10:31] Kameko
What? No, I'm more the
person taking pictures.
[10:35] Kantoku
Just get in.
[10:37] Kameko
No!
[10:40] Kantoku
Right there.
[10:42] Kameko
R-Right in the middle?!
[10:43] ---
No!
[10:44] Kameko
I'll get my soul sucked out!
[10:46] Kantoku
Your hat might get in the
way, let's take it off.
[10:50] Kameko
No way in hell!
[10:52] Kantoku
Come on, come on!
[10:55] Hio
Kame-chan, smile!
[11:00] Hio
Let's eat.
[11:02] All
Okay.
[11:05] Umio
It's pretty fancy.
[11:07] Sensei
I haven't had pizza in a long time.
[11:13] ---
So good!
[11:14] Kantoku
Have some of that.
[11:16] Umio
Thank you.
[11:16] Hio
Me, too.
[11:19] Kantoku
I can't believe all of us are single.
[11:23] Kantoku
We're a sad bunch.
[11:28] Umio
No,
[11:29] ---
I have a girlfriend.
[11:44] Umio
Shall I fire it up?
[11:47] Kantoku
Ah, fine.
[11:50] Kantoku
It's the standard childhood friend route,
[11:54] ---
but the sophisticated character
expositions inside Kitsch-san
[11:56] ---
make the Onomi-chan route really shine.
[11:59] Kantoku
The script writer for the
scenario, Tsumorin—
[12:01] ---
Oops, I called her by her nickname.
[12:03] Kantoku
The fans all know that before The
Extra-Terrestrial Magic Girl XX
[12:06] ---
writer Tsumorin, also
known as Haruka Tsumori,
[12:09] ---
became a light novel author,
was the author of TREE.
[12:13] Kantoku
The Onomi-chan route totally
brings out her distinct style.
[12:17] Kantoku
Especially the Ouija board scene
in the third sleepover event.
[12:21] ---
It even had its own art!
It was a godly scene!
[12:24] Kantoku
It's, like, the culmination of the talents
of the writer and the actors and the artist.
[12:28] Kantoku
It's just godly!
[12:30] Kantoku
God!
[12:31] Kantoku
Like, heaven!
[12:32] Kantoku
Are you all listening?
[12:38] Umio
Thanks for having us, Director.
SIGN Hio-tan, Go Home
[12:40] Umio
Thank you, thanks for having us.
[12:42] Kantoku
I have the day off. See you tomorrow.
[12:45] All
Okay.
[12:48] Kantoku
All right, let's clean up.
SIGN The Derpy Guy and the Quiet Girl
[12:59] Hio
Oh, don't mind me.
[13:02] Kantoku
Sure.
[13:19] ---
Ni—
[13:24] Hio
Why are you naked?!
[13:26] Kantoku
Well, I just got out of the bath.
[13:28] Hio
Do you mind?
[13:30] Kantoku
You're the one that said, "don't mind me."
SIGN Iris Zero
[13:46] Kantoku
Maybe I should eat soon.
[13:48] Hio
Oh, I want meat.
[13:51] Kantoku
I never asked you.
[13:52] Kantoku
How did you even know?
[13:53] Hio
You're easy to read.
[13:56] Kantoku
Fine, fine.
[14:03] Hio
Not too spicy, please.
[14:12] Hio
It's so good!
[14:14] Hio
I didn't know you could cook. Wow!
[14:17] Kantoku
You're kind of rude.
[14:23] Hio
I died at the same spot again.
[14:26] Kantoku
When are you going home?
[14:28] Hio
A-After I beat this part.
[14:30] Kantoku
Give it, I'll do it.
[14:35] Hio
See, you can't do it, either.
[14:39] Hio
No, don't hit me!
[14:45] Hio
Yay, I finally finished it.
[14:48] Hio
That took up a whole day.
[14:50] Kantoku
I'm getting hungry, but there's
nothing to eat at home.
[14:55] Kantoku
Want to go eat dinner together, Hio-tan?
[15:00] Hio
Okay.
[15:03] Hio
Thank you, Director.
[15:05] Kantoku
Hm?
[15:06] Hio
I didn't want to be alone at home on a break.
[15:09] Hio
I had fun today.
[15:11] Hio
Could I come again?
[15:14] Kantoku
Sure, you can.
[15:18] Kantoku
If you go home right away.
[15:20] Hio
Am I that much of a nuisance?! Jeez!
[15:27] Kantoku
Aren't you leaving?
[15:28] Hio
I came again.
[15:31] Kantoku
I see.
SIGN Umanohone Denki-gai Store
[15:48] Kantoku
Happy New...
[15:51] ---
...Yea—
[15:57] Kantoku
Put that away.
[15:59] Kantoku
Here comes wave one!
[16:00] Kantoku
Man your stations!
[16:01] All
Yes!
[16:04] Fu-girl
Me, too...
[16:10] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun!
[16:17] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun!
[16:19] Fu-girl
Hang in there, Sommelier-kun!
[16:28] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun!
[16:32] Hio
This is Comikat day four.
SIGN Endless Carnival
[16:36] Kameko
Thank you.
[16:38] Kameko
Welcome.
[16:39] Sensei
Register three is open.
[16:41] Sensei
Please come here.
[16:43] Kantoku
Excuse me, cart coming through.
Please make way!
[16:46] Umio
We're taking customers
today one group at a time.
[16:48] Umio
This group will be ending in ten minutes.
[16:51] Umio
I want to go home.
[16:53] Kantoku
Umio, set these up.
[16:55] A
It's the new volume of Ramen-ya!
[16:57] B
The new volume of Monmon Erohon.
[17:01] Umio
Customers, please wait!
[17:05] Kantoku
Umio!
[17:06] Kameko
Welcome.
SIGN My Sister and Girlfriend are Too Lovey-Dovey
[17:25] Hio
Director.
[17:26] Kantoku
I'll hold them off here.
[17:28] Kantoku
You go help outside.
[17:47] Hio
Please come in!
[17:54] Umio
I want to go home.
[17:59] Sensei
My arms, my back...
[18:02] Fu-girl
My voice is gone.
[18:03] Hio
I can't stand.
[18:05] Kameko
I know.
[18:09] Kantoku
Sorry, everyone.
[18:12] Hio
Why are you apologizing, Director?
[18:15] Kantoku
I know it's voluntary, but you
always stay late every time.
[18:21] Kantoku
I really feel bad.
[18:23] Fu-girl
Director.
[18:27] Hio
I don't mind.
[18:30] Hio
I like manga. I like working with everyone.
[18:35] Kantoku
Hio-tan.
[18:38] Fu-girl
I-I like being with all of you, too.
[18:47] Fu-girl
I like working with you.
[18:51] ---
Fu Girl...
[18:52] Kameko
They're right.
[18:55] Umio
We all like this job.
[18:57] Sensei
Even though it's tough sometimes.
[19:01] Kantoku
You guys...
[19:03] Kantoku
Okay, you have overtime tomorrow, too!
[19:06] All
You ruined it!
[19:10] Umio
I want to go home.
[19:23] Umio
You kind of become quiet on your
way home from work, don't you?
[19:27] Umio
It's not like there's nothing to talk
about, but it's kind of awkward.
[19:30] Umio
Besides, you don't really know
if you should sit next to
[19:33] ---
the person when the train's empty.
[19:36] Sensei
H-Hey, Umi-kun,
[19:38] ---
Uh... yes!
[19:40] Sensei
So, uh,
[19:43] ---
there's a quiet shrine by my place.
[19:48] Sensei
Do you want to come to the
New Year's ritual there?
[19:53] Sensei
I-It kind of bothers you unless
you go on the First, doesn't it?
[19:56] Umio
Yeah, it bothers you, right?
[20:14] Sensei
Sorry, it's actually pretty crowded.
[20:17] Umio
It's nothing compared to Umanohone today.
[20:20] Sensei
That's true.
[20:21] Sensei
Oh, yeah.
[20:23] ---
I want to show you my special place.
[20:27] Umio
Your special place?
[20:43] Umio
It's so pretty.
[20:45] Sensei
It's nice, right? This empty lot.
[20:47] Sensei
There aren't any people here.
[20:48] Umio
Do you come here often?
[20:51] Sensei
Yeah, when I'm out of ideas and stuff.
[20:57] Umio
By the way, what did you wish for?
[21:01] Sensei
Well,
[21:05] ---
isn't it obvious?
[21:08] Sensei
I wished I could make my debut
as a manga artist this year.
[21:13] Umio
Yeah.
[21:21] Umio
You can do it.
[21:23] Sensei
Thanks.
[21:27] Sensei
I'm such a cheater.
[21:32] Sensei
I can't tell him I made two wishes.
[21:38] Sensei
What did you wish for, Umi-kun?
[21:43] Umio
It's a secret.
[21:44] Sensei
What? You cheater!
[21:48] Sensei
Tell me!
[21:50] Umio
No, it's embarrassing!
[21:50] Umio
Come on! Tell me!
SIGN Next morning
[23:27] Kantoku
You like work, right? You'll be fine.
[23:31] ---
N-No!
SIGN Manager
SIGN Thank you for watching!
[23:38] Kantoku
Next week is Valentine's Day.
[23:39] Kantoku
We get to admire Hio-tan
covered in chocolate.
SIGN Please watch again next time!
[23:43] Hio
No, we don't!
[23:44] ---
We don't?
[23:44] ---
SIGN Uma-kun's Recommendation!
SIGN Appearing next week?! Watch again!
SIGN Illustration: kona
SIGN Eat My Chocolate Banana
SIGN All the fujoshi across the country are in a panic! A love story between a sweets-loving high school guy (straight), who falls for a gay chocolate pâtissier (totally S)! Does he want to eat chocolate or his xxxx?! Panic! Panic!
4 - King of POP
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SIGN King of POP
[00:05] Hio
All right.
[00:09] Hio
Good morning.
SIGN World Heritage Site Series
SIGN Very delicious.
[00:23] Hio
Is this a World Heritage Site?
[00:26] Kantoku
It's no fun just filling
the shelves, so I set it up
[00:29] ---
so that the staff each have one
shelf of manga to promote.
[00:33] Hio
One shelf each?
[00:35] Kantoku
Yeah, and you all compete against
the other shelves' sales.
[00:39] Hio
So that's why we have this huge line-up?
SIGN Come on Parthenon
[00:43] Kantoku
And this is Kameko's shelf.
[00:45] Hio
It's pretty elaborate.
SIGN Open Borders Magical Girl
Kurofune Uraga-chan
[00:54] Hio
Is this Sensei-chan's art?
[00:56] Kantoku
Yeah. She made it at home.
[00:59] ---
She's making good use of her talents here.
[01:02] Hio
Sensei-chan's amazing.
SIGN Chef Sommelier's Recommendation! Will the Sommelier present his smile?
SIGN Bringing you the best hand-picked manga
SIGN Synopsis
[01:05] Hio
This one's Sommelier-kun's shelf, right?
[01:09] Kantoku
Yeah, he had Kameko take a
picture and make a panel.
[01:12] Hio
I can't believe he's selling himself.
[01:14] Kantoku
He's the face of this store, after all.
[01:18] Kantoku
I'm sure a lot of people will buy it
just because Sommelier recommends it.
[01:22] Hio
It's Sommelier-kun all right.
They all look good.
[01:26] Kantoku
Those two read an insane amount.
[01:29] Hio
I see.
[01:30] Kantoku
Next up,
[01:32] Kantoku
Fu Girl's zombie shelf!
[03:06] Kantoku
Next up,
[03:08] Kantoku
Fu Girl's zombie shelf!
[03:10] Hio
Which means...
[03:15] Hio
Huh?
[03:17] Hio
Huh?
[03:19] Hio
It's kind of normal.
[03:21] Kantoku
Yeah.
[03:22] Hio
I was totally expecting
Fuga-chan's shelf to be...
[03:25] Hio
or...
[03:28] Hio
or something along those lines.
[03:30] Kantoku
I asked her not to do real zombies,
because they're too violent.
[03:34] (Flashback) Kantoku
You shouldn't do gore.
[03:36] (Flashback) Fu
Oh, come on.
[03:37] Hio
There are all kinds of restrictions, huh?
[03:39] Hio
I wonder if there's anything I can read.
[03:55] Kantoku
She can't do gore, so she's
doing shock stuff instead.
[03:59] Fu
We were actually practicing for
Umio-kun to play a zombie, but...
[04:05] Umio
Are you ready?
[04:06] Fu
Yes.
[04:25] Umio
Wait, stop!
[04:36] Fu
So Umio-kun stopped cooperating.
[04:40] Hio
You should have stopped there.
[04:42] Kantoku
And last, but not least...
[04:44] Kantoku
My shelf.
SIGN Hio-tan loves it!
SIGN Limited edition post cards
SIGN Momotarou of Wakasa
SIGN Brawns and Buttheads
[04:48] Hio
I never gave you permission to use me!
[04:50] Panel
I recommend this. Hio-tan reads
it, too. A lady needs to read BL.
[04:54] Hio
It's talking, too!
[04:55] Hio
And it's so low-quality!
[04:58] Hio
And why is it all BL?!
[05:00] Kantoku
It's easier to focus on selling a
single genre, and more effective.
[05:04] Panel
I recommend this. Hio-tan reads
it, too. A lady needs to read BL.
[05:06] A
I smell it.
[05:06] B
I do.
[05:07] C
I smell it.
[05:08] All
I smell boys' love!
[05:13] Kantoku
See? I'm selling like crazy.
[05:15] Hio
No way!
[05:16] Hio
Stop it! My image!
[05:18] Kantoku
But it's the best-selling shelf.
[05:21] ---
Your femininity must be bringing
out the dudeness of the covers.
[05:26] Hio
N-No.
[05:29] Kantoku
I'm counting on you from now on.
[05:31] Hio
Fine, if you insist.
[05:34] Kantoku
Hio-tan's easy to handle.
[05:37] Hio
What about Umi-chan's shelf?
SIGN Popular!!!
SIGN Anime in the works
SIGN Staff pick
[05:41] Hio
It's plain.
[05:44] Umio
You're all too wacky!
[05:46] Hio
I'm a bit disappointed.
[05:47] Umio
Oh, come on! I tried!
SIGN Drifting Classroom
Back to the ocean!
No. 1 drifter manga
[05:50] Kantoku
You like this manga, huh?
[05:52] Umio
Yes, I've been reading the
author's webcomics, too.
[05:56] Kantoku
It looks normal at first glance,
but you've chosen some promising books.
[06:00] Umio
None of them are famous yet,
but they're all manga that I like.
[06:04] Hio
I get it.
[06:06] Hio
It's because you all have manga that you like
[06:10] ---
that you can present so many.
[06:13] Hio
I'm counting on you, too.
[06:15] ---
Okay.
[06:18] Hio
But then, what kind of shelf should I make?
[06:24] Hio
All the manga I like are mainstream.
[06:29] Sensei
I think your only option would
be to read a lot of manga.
[06:32] Kameko
Indeed.
[06:34] Hio
You're all so awesome.
[06:36] Hio
You set up all those memorable shelves.
[06:40] Hio
Kame-chan's photo and Sensei's
manga are practically professional.
[06:43] Hio
You're both good at it because
you like doing it, right?
[06:46] Sensei
Well, I do, I guess.
[06:48] Kameko
I do.
[06:50] Hio
I don't even have anything I like.
[06:53] Hio
I don't have anything.
[06:58] Sensei
That's not true.
[07:00] Sensei
You just don't know what you like yet.
[07:04] Sensei
Okay, let's go find it.
[07:11] Sensei
Gotta have a change of perspective sometimes.
SIGN Mikan Books
[07:18] Hio
I-It's the—
[07:21] Hio
It's Umanohone's rival store.
[07:23] Hio
Our enemies in the Denki-gai bloodbath.
[07:28] Hio
It's Mikan Books!
[07:30] Sensei
It is.
[07:31] Hio
Why are we here?
[07:33] Sensei
We're spying!
[07:44] Sensei
I don't think you have to hide.
[07:46] Hio
But won't we get tortured if we get caught?
[07:49] Sensei
Of course not.
[07:50] Fu
Different stores have different
ways of pushing books.
[07:54] ---
You should check other stores sometimes.
[07:56] Hio
Oh, really?
[08:00] Hio
Are you interested in that book?
SIGN Gleaming with Manliness
Bouzuman's crowning achievement
[08:02] Sensei
I can't see inside,
and there's no marketing text.
[08:06] Sensei
Still, I'm buying it.
[08:08] Sensei
I like this cover, and this one.
[08:11] Sensei
I'm buying it.
[08:14] Hio
Can you tell from just the
cover whether it's good or not?
[08:17] Sensei
I can't.
[08:18] ---
But it'd be a shame if there's a
good one that I ended up not buying.
[08:23] Sensei
Besides, it'd suck if it
ended before it got popular.
[08:35] Sensei
You'll never see the same manga twice.
[08:37] Sensei
If there's ever a manga that I'm even
slightly interested in, I buy it.
[08:43] Sensei
Of course, a lot of times I don't
have enough money to buy what want.
[08:47] Fu
Can I go look upstairs?
[08:49] Kameko
I want to see the figures.
[08:51] Sensei
Sure, we'll be waiting here.
[08:54] A
Yikes!
[08:56] Sensei
See how they're true to their desires?
[09:00] Sensei
But there are some that
can never become honest.
SIGN Games 3D History Adult Shoujo manga Comedy Shonen manga
[09:04] Sensei
A store's job is to guide
people to their desires.
[09:08] Sensei
That's what the line-ups are for.
[09:10] Sensei
Are you true to your desires, Hio-tan?
[09:13] Sensei
That's, well...
[09:16] Sensei
You really do want some books, don't you?
[09:20] Sensei
You don't have to hide it.
[09:27] Sensei
This is Denki-gai, the land
where all desires are welcome.
[09:32] Hio
Desires?
[09:33] Sensei
So, Hio-tan, be honest about what you want.
[09:37] Hio
Okay.
[09:43] Hio
I want to read that book.
[09:49] Hio
It's good. I like it.
[09:52] Sensei
You're getting it now.
[09:58] Hio
All those books I've been ignoring
until now are sparkling.
[10:02] Sensei
This sense when you enter a new genre
[10:04] ---
of having found a mountain of treasures.
[10:05] Sensei
Isn't it fun?
[10:07] Hio
Yes, it's exciting.
[10:09] Hio
I want to share this feeling with people.
[10:13] Hio
Sensei, I'm going to make my shelf.
[10:16] Sensei
I'm looking forward to it.
[10:21] Hio
So this one goes here, and this one...
[10:27] Kantoku
Hey, Hio-tan.
[10:30] Hio
Kantoku.
[10:31] Hio
I found a genre that I like.
[10:33] Kantoku
Sports dramas and friend dramas.
[10:37] Kantoku
You're enthusiastic, huh?
[10:38] Kantoku
I'll pay you for overtime.
[10:40] Hio
Thank you.
[10:42] Kantoku
Oh, in that case,
[10:44] ---
you should set these ones up, too.
[10:47] Kantoku
And this one.
[10:48] Hio
All this?!
[10:50] Kantoku
You can read them at home.
I'll buy them for you.
[10:53] Hio
But I haven't read them yet,
so I can't recommend them.
[10:58] Kantoku
Let's say I recommend them, then.
[11:01] Kantoku
I'll teach you how to
arrange books effectively.
[11:05] Kantoku
What's wrong?
[11:06] Hio
No— Thanks.
[11:10] Hio
You're nice when we're alone.
[11:15] Kantoku
I'm always nice.
[11:16] Hio
You're always mean to me.
[11:18] Kantoku
You sure?
[11:19] Hio
I'm sure.
SIGN I love you! (As a friend)
SIGN Hot and heavy
SIGN Balls-out sports battle
SIGN Anything goes, 'cause we're just friends!
SIGN Approved by the Kantoku!
SIGN Boys' friendship special!
[11:31] Umio
Kantoku, just what did
you do to Hio-tan-senpai?
[11:36] Hio
Good morning, Kantoku!
[11:41] Kantoku
Morning, Hio-tan.
[11:42] Kantoku
How were yesterday's books?
[11:45] Hio
I read them, but they're all—
[11:49] Hio
they all go way past friendship!
[11:52] Kantoku
Were they?
[11:54] Kantoku
You knew, and you read all of them anyway.
[11:57] Hio
But—
[11:58] Kantoku
You read them.
[12:00] Hio
I read them.
[12:03] Hio
Why are you looking at me like that?
[12:05] Umio
Hio-tan's shelf soon became the best seller.
[12:19] Fu
Good morning.
[12:21] Hio
Hey, Fuga-chan. Morning.
[12:23] Sensei
Morning.
[12:25] Fu
Here.
[12:30] Sensei
Here, Sensei.
[12:32] Sensei
Here, Hio-tan.
[12:33] Hio
Thanks.
[12:34] Hio
This one's for you.
[12:35] Hio
Thanks, I'm happy.
[12:36] Sensei
I totally forgot.
[12:38] Sensei
Today is the biggest
girl's event of the year.
[12:40] Sensei
It's Valentine's Day!
[12:41] Sensei
Also known as "National Standardized
Girl Power Exam Final Answer Finals!"
[13:03] Sensei
My girl power is too damn low!
[13:08] Hio
Sensei-chan, are you okay?
[13:09] Fu
Hey, Fumio-kun,
[13:13] Fu
I, uh, I made a chocolate.
[13:18] Fu
I thought you might like it.
[13:21] Umio
Homemade, huh?
[13:23] Umio
Thank you.
[13:29] Fu
Melty zombie chocolate.
[13:31] Fu
Like it was too early.
[13:33] Umio
I don't really like zombies.
[13:37] Umio
I don't really like zombies.
[13:39] Umio
I don't like zombies.
[13:40] Umio
I don't like zombies.
[13:43] Umio
I'm really a zombie.
[14:03] Kantoku
Looking for something?
[14:04] Fu
K-Kantoku.
[14:06] Fu
Where's Sommelier-kun?
[14:08] Kantoku
Sommelier?
[14:09] Kantoku
He's on 6th floor today.
[14:11] Fu
Oh, yeah. Today is the Sommelier Party.
[14:15] Kameko
Testing.
[14:17] Kameko
The wait is over.
[14:19] ---
Sommelier Party Valentine's Special!
SIGN Sommelier Party Valentine's Special!
[14:27] Hio
"Sommelier Party Valentine's Special"?
[14:30] Kantoku
Yeah, it's a romance manga
special for Valentine's Day.
SIGN Prescription of Love
SIGN Sommelier, Cupid of Love
SIGN One-winged fallen angel arrives
[14:35] Kantoku
First love, unrequited love, steamy love,
[14:37] ---
pure love, cheating, school romance,
office romance, long-distance romance.
[14:39] Kantoku
He'll hook you up with anything.
[14:41] Hio
Sommelier-san sure is amazing.
[14:45] A
S-Sommelier-san, would you have this please?
[14:54] B
Mine, too.
[14:55] C
Me, too.
[14:57] Umio
Sommelier-san is popular.
[15:00] Kantoku
Yeah, and he has a lot of fans.
[15:03] Kantoku
Every year, he gets a ton of chocolates.
[15:06] Kantoku
That's roughly what he got last year.
[15:08] Umio
All that?
[15:16] Kantoku
Hey, Sommelier,
[15:18] Kantoku
You remember this aura, don't you?
[15:30] All
Ero-hon G-man-san!
[15:32] Hio
She's back!
[15:34] (Flashback) G-men
I am an ero book lover.
[15:38] (Flashback) G-men
I am an ero book lover!
[15:52] G-men
The book you showed that student just now.
[15:56] G-men
Its content is rather extreme.
[15:58] G-men
It's quite
[16:00] ---
unwholesome!
[16:08] G-men
The books you presented at
the previous Sommelier Party
[16:11] ---
were also unwholesome indeed.
[16:14] G-men
However, I am
[16:19] ---
an unwholesome human being!
[16:31] G-men
I came today to thank you.
[16:36] G-men
Please hook me up with more
unwholesome books going forward.
[16:42] G-men
Now, then.
SIGN Take my chocolate banana
in your mouth <3
[17:20] Sensei
Which one is good?
[17:32] Sensei
Which one is the right one?
[17:37] Sensei
I choose you!
[17:41] A
Hello.
[17:44] A
Age verification, please.
[17:45] A
Never mind, not for this one.
[17:50] Fu
The Sommelier Party's over, right?
[17:52] Fu
Where's Sommelier-kun?
[17:55] Kantoku
He already went home.
[17:58] Kantoku
You still haven't given him yours?
[18:01] Fu
No, I'll give it to him some other day.
[18:07] Fu
Sorry.
[18:08] Fu
I'll go back to work.
[18:16] Kantoku
It's fine. There aren't
too many customers today.
[18:20] Kantoku
You can still catch up to him.
[18:21] Fu
Kantoku.
[18:24] Fu
Thank you.
[18:26] Kantoku
Yep, good luck.
[18:27] Fu
Oh, and this.
[18:43] Fu
There he is.
[18:44] Fu
Sommelier-kun.
[18:48] Fu
He walks so fast.
[18:52] Fu
Sommelier-kun.
[18:54] Fu
Sommelier-kun.
[18:57] Fu
Sommelier-kun.
[19:01] Fu
Sommelier-kun.
[19:12] Fu
Sommelier-kun, where are we?
[19:29] Fu
I ended up not catching
you until you got home.
[19:37] Fu
I'm in Sommelier-kun's room.
SIGN Batalia
[19:46] Fu
What's that manga? I really want to read it.
SIGN 28 Seconds Later
[20:13] Fu
No, I didn't come here to read manga.
[20:16] Fu
Beware, Sommelier's incredibly
comfortable home.
[20:22] Fu
I'm just here to give him something.
[20:25] Fu
So why?
[20:27] Fu
Why can't I bring it up?
[20:30] Fu
Sommelier-kun.
[20:33] Fu
H-Here.
[20:35] Fu
For you.
[20:41] Fu
Y-You can open it.
SIGN Hot Chocolate Fudge
SIGN Pour that hot chocolate on me...
[20:50] Fu
Did you already have it?
[20:53] Fu
You always teach me things.
[20:57] Fu
So for once, I wanted to give you something.
[21:05] Fu
Thanks for everything.
[21:07] Fu
I hope you'll teach me more.
[21:18] Fu
So can I come to your place again?
[21:23] Fu
To read the rest, and stuff.
[21:56] Fu
Why?
[22:01] Fu
Why couldn't I give this to him?
SIGN Manager
[23:37] G-men
You want me to read the preview?
SIGN Thank you for watching
[23:39] G-men
I don't usually work after hours, but...
SIGN See you again!
[23:41] G-men
Very well.
[23:42] G-men
Next episode is panty shots.
[23:44] G-men
Understand? Panty shots.
[23:45] G-men
Panty shots. Panty shots!
SIGN Hot Chocolate Fudge
SIGN Pour that hot chocolate on me...
SIGN Illustration: Haruse Hiroki
SIGN Uma-kun's pick!
[23:47] [SONG] Text
Another uneventful Valentine's Day!
A 2D gem to get you through the
trials of reality!! Let's pour plenty
of chocolate on this gift girl! (What)
SIGN See you again!
5 - Panties in the Spring / I am Rain / Rustling
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:04] Sensei
Umi-kun...
[00:05] Umio
Yes?
[00:07] Sensei
Do you... uh...
[00:13] ---
want to see panties?
[00:15] Sensei
I'm asking if you want
me to show you panties.
[00:20] Sensei
No, it's not like that!
[00:23] Umio
Sensei-san.
[00:26] Sensei
You like panties, don't you?
[02:00] (Flashback) Kantoku
No good.
[02:02] (Flashback) Kantoku
All the manga you draw
have the same problem.
SIGN Panties in the Spring
[02:07] (Flashback) Kantoku
Your art is definitely good.
[02:09] (Flashback) Kantoku
And your girls are cute.
[02:11] (Flashback) Kantoku
They're cute, but there's
a fatal lack of panties.
[02:19] (Flashback) Kantoku
Panties provide a straightforward sexiness.
[02:22] (Flashback) Kantoku
You don't do enough service.
[02:25] (Flashback) Sensei
But I show panties in this frame.
[02:28] (Flashback) Sensei
And I don't think people expect
that kind of thing from my mangas.
[02:32] (Flashback) Kantoku
Your panties aren't panties.
[02:34] (Flashback) Kantoku
They're just a blob of cloth.
[02:37] (Flashback) Kantoku
You can't just show them.
[02:39] (Flashback) Kantoku
The situation leading up to the panties,
[02:41] (Flashback) Kantoku
the ratio of panties to everything else,
[02:43] (Flashback) Kantoku
the reactions of the characters...
[02:44] (Flashback) Kantoku
All that goes into panties.
[02:47] (Flashback) Kantoku
You can tell good panties from the draft.
[02:50] (Flashback) Kantoku
So as part of your training,
I'll have you set up this shelf.
SIGN Spring Panties Festival
[02:58] (Flashback) Kantoku
Umanohone's annual fair:
[03:00] (Flashback) Kantoku
The Wholesome Erohon Special!
[03:02] (Flashback) Kantoku
Also known as the Spring Panties Festival!
[03:05] (Flashback) Kantoku
This example is from last year.
[03:07] (Flashback) Sensei
"S-Spring Panties Festival."
[03:10] (Flashback) Kantoku
Here's a hint:
[03:13] (Flashback) Kantoku
There's no boy that hates panties.
[03:17] ---
Boys don't hate underwear.
[03:21] Sensei
And that's what he said to me.
[03:26] Umio
These are all manga with good panties.
[03:30] Umio
I'm not an expert, but this is all I know of.
[03:33] Umio
Please read them.
[03:37] Sensei
But it's spring. Why does Kantoku
want to do a panties festival?
[03:43] Umio
Sensei, don't you notice something?
[03:49] Sensei
This is set in the spring.
[03:52] Sensei
This one, too.
[03:53] Sensei
And this one.
[03:53] Umio
Exactly!
[03:54] Umio
Panties are a given when you meet
[03:56] ---
someone at the beginning
of a new time in your life.
[03:57] Umio
You fall over walking unfamiliar streets.
[03:59] Umio
You get pranked by the wind in the
uniform you aren't used to wearing.
[04:02] Umio
The color of cherry blossoms.
[04:03] Umio
The color of panties.
[04:06] Umio
Spring is
[04:08] ---
the season of panties.
[04:13] Sensei
Spring is
[04:15] Sensei
the season of panties.
[04:20] Umio
I'm not an expert, but I know that much.
[04:22] Umio
So here, Sensei-san.
[04:25] Sensei
You can't even see the panties here.
[04:28] Sensei
This isn't helpful.
[04:31] Sensei
No.
[04:32] Sensei
By hiding the panties so
incessantly, it's as if...
[04:36] ---
they're not wearing panties!
[04:39] Umio
There's more to panties
than just showing them.
[04:42] Umio
By going to the very edge
of not showing panties,
[04:44] ---
you give the reader the hope that
she might not be wearing any at all.
[04:48] Umio
This is
[04:49] ---
the Condition of Not Wearing panties!
[04:52] Umio
There are infinite possibilities
until the skirt is lifted.
[04:56] Umio
It's known as Schrodinger's Panties!
[04:58] Umio
I'm not an expert, but even I know that.
[05:01] Umio
This is basic knowledge!
[05:03] Sensei
I never knew.
[05:05] Sensei
It's so deep.
[05:06] Umio
All right then,
[05:08] ---
let's build the panties shelf.
SIGN Tentative Panties Festival Venue
[05:18] Sensei
Just watch me, Panties Master!
SIGN Mascot character
Umanami-chan
SIGN Umanami!
[05:26] Sensei
I-It is done, Master.
[05:29] Umio
Indeed, let's see.
[05:31] Umio
The display pops out...
[05:33] Umio
You've even used real panties
to really catch people's attention.
[05:37] Umio
And the manga...
[05:41] Umio
A good assortment indeed.
[05:43] Umio
I see many fresh panties.
SIGN She Must Be Wearing Panties
Dark Panties in Hell -- Panties are Hell!
My Panties are Blue Once a Week
Panties are actually tasty!! 100 Panty Recipes
Panties! Panties! High school
Anti-Panty
Her and Her Panties
[05:50] Umio
It's a liftable uniform skirt display!
[06:00] Umio
Incredible!
[06:02] Umio
It almost lifts up, but it doesn't.
[06:04] Umio
Brilliant!
[06:05] Sensei
And for the buyers of select products...
[06:10] Sensei
A panties-style hat!
[06:13] Umio
There's nothing to be
ashamed of; it's just a hat!
[06:16] Umio
Excellent.
[06:18] Umio
I have nothing more to teach you.
[06:21] Umio
I'm not an expert to begin with.
[06:22] Sensei
Master!
[06:22] Sensei
Panties Master!
[06:25] Umio
That's enough acting.
[06:27] Sensei
Yeah.
[06:28] Umio
This is amazing.
[06:29] Umio
It's full of good ideas.
[06:31] Sensei
Thanks.
[06:32] Sensei
It's thanks to you.
[06:34] Umio
You surprised me at first, though.
[06:36] Umio
You asked me if I wanted to see panties.
[06:37] Sensei
That was a little mistake.
[06:41] Sensei
Don't laugh!
[06:45] Sensei
But you know,
[06:47] ---
do you ever want to see my panties?
[06:57] Sensei
I-I take it back.
[06:58] Sensei
Never mind.
[07:00] Umio
Y-Yes.
[07:06] Sensei
Stop imagining it!
[07:07] Umio
Sorry.
[07:10] Sensei
Anyway,
[07:13] ---
I thought I knew more or
less everything about manga.
[07:18] Sensei
Looks like I'm not there yet.
[07:20] Sensei
Now I know I still have a lot to learn.
[07:24] Sensei
All right,
[07:26] ---
I'm going to write a good manga.
[07:30] Umio
About that manga...
[07:36] Hio
I'm late.
[07:38] Hio
The store's going to open.
[07:42] Hio
Hey.
[07:42] Umio
Why...
[07:44] ---
do you show Kantoku but not me?
[07:48] Hio
Show? What?
[07:50] Sensei
No, I'm showing Kantoku because
he gives me good advice.
[07:54] Umio
This is rude of me, but I'd like to
[07:59] ---
at least see your panties!
[08:04] Umio
No, that wouldn't mean anything.
[08:06] Umio
Show me everything.
[08:09] Sensei
N-Not everything. I'm too shy.
[08:11] Hio
No duh!
[08:12] Umio
But you'd show Kantoku everything?
[08:15] Hio
You showed Kantoku everything?!
[08:17] Sensei
But you're always looking
forward to seeing it.
[08:20] Hio
You're always seeing it?!
[08:22] Sensei
I thought it might ruin half
the fun if I showed you early.
[08:25] Hio
What are you having fun doing?!
[08:28] Hio
I can't handle anymore.
[08:29] Hio
Help!
[08:30] Sensei
And I'm too embarrassed to show you my draft.
[08:35] Umio
Sensei, I like your manga.
[08:38] Umio
Don't be embarrassed.
[08:39] Umio
Be confident.
[08:44] Umio
Thanks, I feel a little more confident.
[08:48] Kantoku
Hio-tan,
[08:50] ---
stop pulling me.
[08:51] Hio
But they're— they're—
[08:54] Kantoku
It's probably a misunderstanding
on Hio-tan's part.
[08:57] Umio
I want to see more than just your panties.
[09:01] Umio
I want to see your boobs and butt!
[09:05] Sensei
I-I get that you desire it.
[09:08] Sensei
Please do from now on, then.
[09:11] Hio
Umi-chan...
[09:13] Sensei
Hio-tan?
[09:14] Umio
Senpai!
[09:15] Sensei
Hio-tan!
[09:16] Hio
I never knew: finding out someone you
[09:19] ---
thought was normal is really
a pervert makes you cry.
[09:25] Uma
Denki-gai no Honya-san.
[09:33] Fu
The humidity's making my hair bouncy.
[09:35] Hio
I know, right?
[09:37] Fu
Hio-tan.
[09:38] Fu
Do you have a hair dryer?
[09:39] Hio
Forget it.
[09:40] Hio
It doesn't matter how much you dry it.
When it rains, it's going to end up like this.
SIGN Poof
[09:44] Fu
You're right.
[09:46] Hio
Can't do anything about humidity.
[09:48] Sensei
My hair's never ended up like
that because of the humidity.
[09:52] Sensei
Is it because I don't have enough girl power?
[09:58] Hio
I bet Kame-chan has a hard time, too.
[10:01] Kameko
Th-That's not true.
[10:07] Hio
It's so much fuller than usual. Can I see?
[10:10] Kameko
No.
[10:18] Hio
Awesome afro.
[10:20] Fu
It's cute.
[10:20] Kameko
It's not an afro.
[10:23] Kameko
I envy your pretty hair.
[10:26] Sensei
R-Really?
[10:27] Kantoku
We're opening now.
[10:29] ---
Okay.
[10:31] Kantoku
Huh? Where's Sommelier?
[10:32] Kameko
He's not here yet.
[10:34] Sensei
Is he late? That doesn't happen often.
[10:36] Hio
Sommelie—
[10:46] A
You, why are you dressed like that?
[10:48] Kantoku
What are you doing, Sommelier?
[10:50] Sensei
I want to do a life drawing.
[10:52] Kantoku
Dude, Sensei!
[10:53] Sensei
Can I touch you? For science?
[10:56] Kantoku
Sommelier, wear something so
you don't get Hio-tan excited!
[10:59] Hio
I-I'm not excited!
[11:01] Kameko
That's it, great!
[11:02] Kantoku
Kameko!
[11:07] Kantoku
What's up with your hair?
[11:08] Hio
It was really poofy,
so Hio-tan tied it for me.
[11:12] Hio
It's weird, right?
[11:14] Kantoku
It actually looks good on you.
[11:20] Kameko
You're not going to get
anything by complimenting me.
[11:25] Kantoku
Okay, let's get ready for lunch, you two.
SIGN Huge Boobs
SIGN Ramen
[12:06] Fu
It's really coming down now.
[12:29] Hio
It's so humid.
[12:31] Hio
I just shrinkwrapped this book,
and it's already so wrinkly.
[12:34] Kantoku
You should set the temperature lower.
[12:37] G-men
How unwholesome.
[12:39] G-men
Despicable.
SIGN Despicable indeed.
SIGN It's all unwholesome!
SIGN This is for evidence.
SIGN And I'd like the B bonus.
[12:50] Kantoku
Thank you.
SIGN Huge Boobs
[13:05] Kantoku
What the hell are you doing, Sommelier?
[13:08] Kantoku
Hio-tan, not you, too!
[13:10] Sensei
Science! Science!
[13:11] Kantoku
Stop it, Kameko!
[13:12] Kantoku
Sensei, stop tinkering with it!
[13:13] A
Put that girl down!
[13:15] A
You!
[13:16] Kantoku
Yes?
[13:17] A
You're causing a ruckus!
[13:19] A
All the time!
[13:19] A
I'm busy, you know.
[13:21] Kantoku
Sorry.
[13:33] G-men
How unwholesome!
[13:36] G-men
Your existence is unwholesome!
[13:39] G-men
You walking book of unwholesomeness!
[13:43] G-men
Riotous!
[13:44] G-men
Despicable!
[13:45] G-men
Research!
[13:46] G-men
I must submit it as evidence!
SIGN Please take me I like dried sardines
SIGN Home Center
SIGN Kitty litter
SIGN Nyanderful Dried Sardines
SIGN Kitty potty
[16:02] Umio
What?!
[16:04] Umio
The light novel author Tsumori Haruka
[16:06] ---
a.k.a. Tsumorin is coming to Umanohone?!
[16:09] Kantoku
She's holding a signing.
[16:12] Umio
Tsumorin, the writer of the Die Heart 2
Momohara Onomi-chan scenario.
[16:16] Umio
I want to see her live, even just a glimpse!
[16:19] Hio
I heard she's at the Uma office saying hi.
[16:22] Hio
You should go.
[16:25] Umio
No, I won't meet her.
[16:27] Hio
Why not?
[16:28] Umio
I could die to meet her,
[16:30] ---
but it would be a an abuse of
authority— a personal affair.
[16:33] Umio
I will see her from a
distance as another fan.
[16:36] Umio
This is my duty as a fan!
[16:39] Umio
I want to see her do well
because she's a new author.
[16:43] Hio
Are you going, Kantoku?
[16:45] Kantoku
No, I'll pass.
[16:51] Tsumorin
Hi, everyone.
SIGN Tsumorin
[16:57] Tsumorin
Good morning.
[17:00] Umio
Tsumorin!
[17:01] Tsumorin
Kan-chan, long time no see.
[17:03] Tsumorin
How've you been?
[17:08] Umio
Tsumorin was an Uma employee?
[17:10] Kameko
Yeah, before she became a writer.
[17:13] Kantoku
She insisted on helping.
[17:16] Kantoku
But why are you dressed like that?
[17:18] Tsumorin
It's my dress for today.
[17:20] Kantoku
You still really like cosplay, huh?
[17:22] Kantoku
Why didn't I start work earlier?
[17:25] Kantoku
I want to go back in time and punch
myself if it'd make me work at Uma!
[17:28] Kantoku
Can you take your post, if you're helping?
[17:30] Kantoku
You're stocking with Hio-tan.
[17:32] Kantoku
Umio, you go to the back and put
the bonuses in the magazines.
[17:35] Umio
Please no, Kantoku!
[17:37] Hio
Hey, they're pretty close.
[17:40] Hio
I thought they didn't like
each other, since Kantoku
[17:43] ---
didn't seem to want to see her.
[17:46] Kameko
Those two used to go out.
[17:49] Hio
Yeah?
[17:56] Hio
You mean, go out, not as
in shopping and stuff?
[17:59] Kameko
No, dating.
[18:01] Hio
Not going out to karate or anything?
[18:02] Kameko
As boyfriend and girlfriend.
[18:08] Tsumorin
Nice to meet you, Hio-tan-san.
[18:10] Hio
Nice to meet you.
[18:12] Hio
I can't believe she used to date Kantoku.
[18:15] Hio
What is she like, exactly?
[18:18] Kantoku
Can you put those out?
[18:20] Tsumorin
Okay.
[18:21] Tsumorin
Here we go.
[18:24] Hio
She picked up all those books at once!
[18:26] Hio
I could never do that.
[18:29] Hio
She's a skilled woman.
[18:32] ---
Ow!
[18:36] Tsumorin
I messed up.
[18:41] Kantoku
I spent two hours stacking that tower!
[18:44] Tsumorin
Sorry—
[18:46] Kantoku
The big pop-up!
[18:48] Kantoku
The banner!
[18:49] Kantoku
The shelf!
[18:51] Hio
This is a skilled woman?
[18:56] Kantoku
Who asked you to join in?
[18:58] Hio
I wanted to be a skilled woman.
[19:02] Tsumorin
Kan-chan.
[19:03] Kantoku
It's fine.
[19:04] Kantoku
Go inside and insert the bonuses in the
[19:05] ---
magazines and wrap them up for me.
[19:07] Kantoku
You were the one that
[19:09] ---
taught me not to carry
more than you can handle.
[19:13] Tsumorin
Sorry.
[19:14] Tsumorin
I got carried away thinking about the past.
[19:19] Kantoku
Damn.
[19:21] Kantoku
She takes a lot of work.
[19:27] Tsumorin
Sorry, I'm a klutz.
[19:30] Hio
No, I am, too.
[19:33] Hio
Like yesterday, I put up magazines
before I hadn't counted them.
[19:36] Hio
And I got slow and made a
huge lineup at the register.
[19:39] Tsumorin
It's tough.
[19:40] Tsumorin
Kantoku used to get angry at me all the time.
[19:43] Tsumorin
It brings back memories.
[19:46] Hio
Kantoku gets angry at me all the time, too.
[19:49] Hio
I got punished really hard yesterday.
[19:51] Tsumorin
Really?
[19:54] Tsumorin
Hey, what's Kantoku like?
[19:58] Hio
He's mean, and he has a temper,
[20:04] ---
and he's really weird.
[20:08] Tsumorin
Kantoku hasn't changed.
[20:11] Tsumorin
He used to tease me and be mean to me.
[20:15] Tsumorin
And he used to wear a weird bikini.
[20:18] Hio
She sounds so happy when
she talks about Kantoku.
[20:23] Hio
She must still—
[20:27] Hio
I—
[20:34] Tsumorin
Okay, Kan-chan,
[20:35] ---
thanks for everything today.
[20:38] Kantoku
All you did was make a mess, but sure.
[20:40] Tsumorin
You're mean.
[20:44] Tsumorin
I'm glad you're well.
[20:48] Tsumorin
Can I come again?
[20:52] Kantoku
As long as you don't get in the way.
[21:00] Umio
Tsumorin went home already?
[21:02] Kantoku
Yeah, she did.
[21:03] ---
No!
[21:05] Umio
There was so much I wanted
to say and ask her.
[21:10] Umio
May I visit you at home?
[21:12] Kantoku
Why?
[21:14] Sensei
I haven't been to Kantoku's place in a while.
[21:17] Kameko
Can I come, too?
[21:19] Hio
Okay, let's all go to Kantoku's house.
[21:22] Kantoku
I never said you could.
[21:24] Hio
But you said we could come again.
[21:30] Kantoku
We have work tomorrow.
[21:32] Kantoku
Go home in time for the last train.
[21:33] All
Yay.
[21:38] Umio
Come on, listen to me.
[21:41] Umio
There are two versions of
Tsumorin's debut work.
[21:44] Umio
The expression is different
in the middle section of
[21:47] ---
page 120 in the second version.
[21:49] Umio
"Mamiko licked the left eyeball"
becomes "the right eyeball!"
[21:53] Umio
This is crucial!
[21:54] Umio
It changes the foreshadow in Volume 3 onward.
[21:57] Umio
Are you listening, Kantoku?
[21:59] Umio
Won't you understand?
[22:01] Kantoku
Please, go home.
SIGN Rustling
[22:03] Kantoku
We're just getting started!
[22:04] Kantoku
I don't want to!
SIGN Manager
SIGN Hi everyone, how are you?
SIGN Thank you for watching.
SIGN It's me.
SIGN Who am I? Well, I'm the Umanohone mascot, Nami-chan the horse!
SIGN See you next time!
SIGN Call me Umanami-chan! Neigh!
SIGN Mahou Shoujo XX From Another World
SIGN Until the Time of XX, every part of you is mine.
SIGN Illustration: Sakurazawa Izumi
SIGN Uma-kun's recommendation!
[23:46] [SONG] Text
The newest piece by the writer
of Die Heart 2 Onomi-chan route,
Tsumori Haruka. What is the Time of XX?
I want to become the possessive,
cute kemomimi mahou shoujo's pet!
SIGN Watch again!
6 - Homeless
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[00:01] UH
Good morning.
[00:03] Sensei
Good morning.
[00:04] Hio
You're here already?
[00:06] Sensei
Yeah.
[00:09] Hio
You're here early lately.
[00:11] Sensei
A-Am I?
[00:14] Umio
Sensei-san.
[00:17] Umio
Your track jacket hasn't
changed these past few days.
[00:24] Hio
Don't you always wear the same track jacket?
[00:26] Umio
No.
[00:28] Umio
She actually has a lot of similar track jackets.
[00:30] Umio
She changes them all the time.
[00:32] Hio
Really?
[00:34] Umio
That means Sensei-san hasn't
gone home these past few days!
SIGN Homeless
[02:12] Sensei
Yes, it's true.
[02:14] Sensei
I've been staying at work drawing manga.
[02:17] Sensei
For the Bank Weekly newcomer award.
[02:22] Hio
Sensei-chan, it's finally time.
[02:23] Umio
Your first submission.
[02:26] Sensei
But the due date is so near.
[02:29] Sensei
I'm out of time.
[02:31] Sensei
I don't have time to go back home,
[02:34] Sensei
so I stayed at work.
[02:36] Sensei
And I wore the same clothes.
I fail as a girl.
[02:45] Umio
How long have you been staying?
[02:48] Umio
Two nights, so far.
[02:51] Hio
You don't smell that bad, though.
[02:53] Sensei
I do shower.
[02:54] Kameko
You do smell nice.
[02:56] Sensei
Stop sniffing me.
[02:57] Umio
Where are you drawing?
[03:00] Sensei
The Uma nap room.
[03:02] Umio
There?
[03:10] Hio
Oh, my.
[03:12] Umio
Wow.
[03:13] Umio
It's a complete manga workstation.
[03:16] Kameko
What a difference!
[03:19] Umio
So when's the due date?
[03:22] Sensei
In four days.
[03:23] Umio
How much left to do?
[03:25] Sensei
About fifteen pages.
[03:27] Umio
Fifteen?
[03:28] Umio
Isn't that pretty bad?
[03:29] Umio
Considering your pace.
[03:31] Sensei
I know.
[03:33] Umio
Can I help? I have tomorrow off.
[03:37] ---
Um, well...
[03:39] Sensei
This is my first submission.
[03:42] Sensei
I want to do it by myself.
[03:45] Umio
Oh.
[03:47] Umio
Excuse me.
[03:53] Sensei
Sorry, Umi-kun. Help me, please.
[03:57] Umio
Don't worry.
[03:59] Umio
No matter how much I help,
your manuscript will be your work.
[04:04] Sensei
Okay, thanks.
[04:07] Hio
I'll help in any way I can.
[04:10] Kameko
Me, too.
[04:13] Sensei
Thanks.
[04:15] Umio
All right, let's meet at
the nap room after work.
[04:18] All
All right.
SIGN Mascot Umanami-chan
SIGN Umanami!
[04:22] All
Good work.
[04:24] Sensei
Here's my finished draft manuscript.
[04:28] Sensei
Umi-kun, draw the backgrounds
based on the draft.
[04:30] Umio
Okay.
[04:31] Sensei
And scan the penned manuscripts,
and apply the fills and screentones.
[04:37] Hio
Okay.
[04:38] Kameko
Roger that.
[04:47] Kameko
All of my photo manipulation
training was for this moment.
[04:52] Umio
She sure is good.
[04:58] Kantoku
Hey, go home. It's getting late.
[05:01] Hio
Okay.
[05:02] Kameko
Okay.
[05:04] Hio
Okay, Sensei-chan, Umi-chan, good luck.
[05:07] Sensei
Yeah, thanks.
[05:21] Sensei
It's not like I didn't expect it,
[05:22] ---
but it gets so quiet when
it's just two of us.
[05:27] Sensei
Maybe I should say something.
[05:31] Sensei
I wonder if he feels awkward, too.
[05:35] Sensei
I'm so embarrassed, it's all in my head.
[05:38] Sensei
I'm pretty sure I used to be
able to talk to him more easily.
[05:43] Umio
Sensei-san.
[05:45] Umio
Sensei-san.
[05:46] Sensei
Wh-What is it, Umi-kun?
[05:48] Umio
Can you check out the backgrounds?
[05:52] Sensei
Yeah, keep it up, please.
[05:54] Umio
Okay.
[05:55] Sensei
You can get some sleep if you get sleepy.
[05:59] Umio
You, too.
[06:14] Sensei
Umi-kun, you must be beat.
[06:17] Sensei
You can lay down the blankets
and get some sleep.
[06:19] Umio
You look like you're going to collapse, too.
[06:22] Umio
You should sleep.
[06:24] Sensei
I'm fine.
[06:26] Umio
I'm fine, too.
[06:27] Sensei
Go ahead.
[06:29] Umio
No, you first.
[06:31] Sensei
No.
[06:36] Umio
Let's sleep together, then.
[06:37] Sensei
What?
[06:41] Sensei
How can I sleep?
[06:43] Sensei
What is he thinking?
[06:45] Sensei
Does this mean he doesn't
think anything of me?
[06:49] Sensei
But he said—
[06:51] (Flashback) Umio
You're a girl, Sensei-san.
[06:54] Sensei
And now he doesn't treat
me like a girl at all.
[06:58] Sensei
I'm a girl, too.
[07:00] Sensei
It's all because I have so little girl power.
[07:03] Sensei
How can I sleep?
SIGN Three days before the deadline
[07:15] Hio
See you tomorrow.
[07:17] Umio
See you.
[07:20] Sensei
Tomorrow's a break.
I have to work hard and catch up.
SIGN Two days before the deadline
[07:32] Hio
Morning.
[07:33] Hio
I brought you a new track jacket.
[07:39] Sensei
Thanks.
[07:46] Sensei
I'm not making as much progress as I thought.
[07:49] Sensei
I underestimated how much
time I need for each page.
SIGN One day before the deadline
[07:58] Sensei
I don't want to draw anymore.
[08:01] Sensei
I'm not going to make it.
[08:06] Umio
I was worried this would happen.
[08:08] Umio
Sensei-san becoming a baby.
[08:11] Umio
Hio-tan-senpai isn't here to talk her down.
[08:15] Umio
Let's get some sleep for now
and wake up early tomorrow.
[08:19] Sensei
We seriously won't make it if we sleep now.
[08:22] Umio
You're pretty rational in a weird way.
[08:25] Umio
But we're not making any progress.
[08:35] Umio
Sensei-san,
[08:38] Sensei
Yeah?
[08:39] Umio
If you make your debut, you're going to quit
[08:43] ---
Uma when your serial starts, aren't you?
[08:47] Sensei
But I'm not good enough to make it.
[08:51] Sensei
Look at me now.
[08:53] Sensei
I won't make it.
[08:56] Umio
I don't like that about you.
[09:05] Sensei
Umi-kun hates me.
[09:07] Umio
I'm not finished.
[09:09] Umio
I can understand you losing confidence.
[09:12] Umio
I know you're worried.
[09:13] Umio
But,
[09:15] ---
that just puts everyone's support to waste.
[09:20] Umio
Be more confident.
[09:23] Umio
I could never make as good
manga or drawings as you do,
[09:26] ---
no matter what.
[09:29] Umio
I don't have talent, the way you do.
[09:35] Sensei
Don't talk like it's about talent.
[09:39] Sensei
I worked hard to be able
to draw like I do now.
[09:48] Umio
See, you know you worked hard.
[09:53] Umio
Don't dismiss your own effort.
[09:57] Umio
It's frustrating to me
[09:59] Umio
that I can't draw manga that's
as good or as fun as yours.
[10:05] Umio
That you're denouncing something I like.
[10:08] Umio
It's frustrating.
[10:13] Umio
I like you.
[10:16] Umio
I admire you as a manga artist.
[10:22] Sensei
Thanks, but I'm not a manga artist yet.
[10:27] Umio
You're right.
[10:29] Umio
Let's just get some sleep.
[10:33] Sensei
Good night.
[10:44] Sensei
Now I can't sleep.
[10:47] Sensei
Stupid Umi-kun.
[10:59] Sensei
How long do you plan to sleep?
[11:02] Sensei
There are still more backgrounds to do.
[11:06] Umio
That's my Sensei!
SIGN Due date
[11:09] Sensei
The deadline is this afternoon,
when the post office closes.
[11:13] Umio
We'll be done penning at this
rate, but not finished.
[11:17] Kantoku
Good work.
[11:19] Umio
Kantoku.
[11:20] Kantoku
Looks like you're in a bind.
[11:21] Kantoku
I'll help.
[11:23] Sensei
But—
[11:24] Kantoku
All assemble!
[11:29] Kantoku
Kameko, Hio-tan, you're doing the finishes.
[11:31] ---
Yes, sir!
[11:32] Kantoku
Sommelier, you find resources from
manga to use as post-process effects.
[11:37] Kantoku
Fu Girl, find resources
to use as backgrounds.
[11:39] Fu
Okay.
[11:44] Kantoku
Umio, you check the backgrounds and finishes.
[11:47] Kantoku
Sensei does the final checks.
[11:48] Kantoku
Focus on the penning.
[11:51] Umio
Okay.
[11:52] Kantoku
Let's get this done.
[11:54] Kantoku
We have no time to waste.
[11:58] Umio
Yes.
[12:00] Sensei
Thank you.
[12:02] Kantoku
It's past twelve.
[12:04] Kantoku
Full steam, everyone.
[12:06] All
Yes.
[12:08] Sensei
Number 2 pen tip, please, anyone.
[12:10] Kantoku
Sommelier, take this 5,000
yen to Unimate. Run!
[12:17] Kantoku
Fu Girl, take care of Sensei's sweat
[12:19] Kantoku
and then do the fills.
[12:21] Fu
Okay.
[12:25] Umio
Fill the X marks.
[12:27] Umio
It's the opposite of anime. Be careful.
[12:29] Fu
Okay.
[12:30] Sensei
Who did this sand tone?
[12:32] Hio
Sorry, that was supposed to be 10% 60 line.
[12:36] Kantoku
We're at three hours.
[12:37] Kantoku
Don't look up.
[12:38] Kantoku
Move your hands.
[12:39] All
Yes.
[12:45] Sensei
I'm done.
[12:46] Sensei
I'm done penning.
[12:49] Umio
All that's left is the finish.
[12:51] Kameko
We're going to make the deadline.
[12:53] Hio
Congratulations, Sensei-chan.
[12:56] Sensei
Here, Kameko-chan,
scan this and do the finish, please.
[13:00] Kameko
Okay.
[13:01] Hio
I'll start cleaning up.
[13:05] Hio
Huh?
[13:07] Hio
It's not coming off.
[13:08] Umio
Be careful, the ink's fastened
on with putty eraser.
[13:44] Kantoku
Biggest baby in history.
[13:47] Kantoku
Hio-tan.
[13:48] Kantoku
Mommy mode! Calm her down!
[13:53] Kantoku
Not you, too.
[13:56] Kameko
It's over.
[14:03] Kantoku
I can't stop the baby chain.
[14:06] Kantoku
It's over.
[14:32] Umio
It's over.
[14:37] Sensei
We don't have time to be crying.
[14:39] Hio
Let's work.
[14:40] Kameko
I'll scan in the parts that are okay.
[14:43] Kantoku
I-It's a miracle.
[14:47] Kantoku
28, 29, 30, 31, 32.
[14:51] Kantoku
All right, we're done.
[14:52] Kantoku
Okay, I'll send this stamped
under today's date.
[14:55] Sensei
We made it.
[14:57] Hio
Good work.
[15:00] Kameko
I'm so done.
[15:03] Sensei
When is Umi-kun going to stop crying?
[15:06] Hio
But now we can get some rest.
[15:09] Sensei
What are you talking about?
[15:14] Sensei
We're starting on the
summer Comikat manuscript.
[15:27] [SONG] Text
One day, in the Umanohone basement.
[15:30] Sensei
Hey,
[15:31] ---
why did you bring me here?
[15:34] Sensei
And why am I tied up?
[15:37] Tsumorin
Tsumorin's "Operation Sensei-chan
Girl Power Upgrade."
[15:41] Tsumorin
Here we go!
[15:46] Tsumorin
First, let's start by
evaluating your girl power.
[15:50] Tsumorin
Watch this footage.
[15:56] Sensei
Wow, this is kind of cool.
[16:02] Kantoku
I really can't believe it.
[16:04] Kantoku
That such a girl would exist.
[16:07] Sensei
It's Kantoku, isn't it?
[16:09] Sensei
Kantoku made this video, didn't he?
[16:12] Sensei
It's not fiction.
[16:14] Sensei
These are actual scenes.
[16:16] Sensei
I have a bad feeling about this.
[16:19] Kantoku
Please watch this.
[16:22] Sensei
It's me, working in Uma overnight.
SIGN Sensei Girl Power Check
[16:28] Kantoku
She's wiping her glasses with her t-shirt.
[16:30] Kantoku
It's unacceptable for a
girl to behave this way.
SIGN Girl power -2
SIGN Girl power minus two.
[16:35] Sensei
What's this video?
[16:37] Tsumorin
It's Uma security footage.
[16:40] Hio
They have cameras in every room.
[16:43] Kantoku
What's this? She's leaving the room.
[16:46] Kantoku
She's going for a drink.
[16:49] Kantoku
She opened the fridge.
[16:51] Kantoku
But there's only a little oolong tea left.
[16:54] Kantoku
Straight from the bottle!
[16:56] Kantoku
She's drinking straight from a 2 liter bottle!
[16:58] Kantoku
Despite having a cup in her hand!
SIGN Girl power -3
SIGN Girl power minus three.
[17:02] Sensei
Don't look!
[17:05] Kantoku
And she's choking!
[17:06] Kantoku
It was more than she thought!
[17:08] Sensei
Stop, please!
[17:11] Kantoku
She's wiping with her sleeve!
[17:13] Kantoku
She's wiping her wet mouth with her sleeve!
SIGN Girl power -5
SIGN Girl power minus five.
[17:16] Kantoku
What's happening now?
[17:20] Kantoku
It looks like she's going
to eat the yakisoba.
SIGN Night Store Yakisoba Sanpei-chan
[17:23] Kantoku
A midnight snack devoid of girl power.
SIGN Girl power -5
SIGN Girl power minus five.
[17:27] Sensei
It's none of your business!
[17:29] Kantoku
Now she's boiling water.
[17:32] Kantoku
Oh? What's this?
[17:35] Sensei
Oh, I put the sauce powder in first.
[17:38] Kantoku
Do you understand what happened?
[17:40] Sensei
I already know.
[17:41] Sensei
That's enough!
[17:43] Kantoku
She hasn't noticed! She's going for it!
[17:46] Kantoku
Oh, no! She finally noticed! So slow!
[17:50] Kantoku
Behold, this expression.
[17:51] Sensei
Don't show my face!
[17:54] Kantoku
She'll have to live with it.
[17:55] Kantoku
And here we go... Draining the water.
[17:58] Kantoku
And epic fail!
[18:03] Kantoku
She's picking it up! Three second rule!
[18:05] Kantoku
Listen to what she says about this.
[18:06] (Flashback) Sensei
It's okay, the hot water kills
all the germs in the sink.
SIGN Girl power -10
SIGN Girl power minus ten.
[18:11] Kantoku
What is she going to do
with this bland yakisoba?
[18:14] Kantoku
She's seasoning it.
[18:17] Kantoku
She gets points for cooking.
SIGN Girl power plus one.
SIGN Girl power +1
[18:23] Kantoku
Apparently, it's not good.
[18:25] Kantoku
Look at her face.
[18:27] Sensei
Stop showing my face!
SIGN Girl power -20
SIGN Girl power minus twenty.
[18:31] Kantoku
She eats it anyway!
[18:34] Kantoku
Back to work.
[18:36] Kantoku
On the computer, it seems.
[18:39] Kantoku
What's this?
[18:40] Kantoku
Her computer's acting up.
SIGN Error A grave and critical error has occurred. Give up Sleep, already
[18:44] Kantoku
Her PC crashed! This is bad!
[18:47] Kantoku
She might have lost several hours of work.
[18:50] Kantoku
She's hitting it!
[18:52] Sensei
Stop it!
[18:54] Kantoku
And straight to baby mode!
[18:56] Kantoku
No one can stop her.
SIGN Five hours later
[19:00] Sensei
It hasn't been that long.
[19:03] Kantoku
Oh? What's going on?
[19:06] Kantoku
She wakes up!
[19:08] Kantoku
And wipes with her sleeves!
[19:11] Kantoku
She's bringing down her girl power real good.
SIGN Girl power -10
SIGN Girl power minus ten.
[19:15] Sensei
Leave me alone.
[19:17] Kantoku
Looks like she's going to give up
on her PC work and start penning.
[19:21] Kantoku
Right off the bat she spills ink!
[19:26] Kantoku
She's wiping it!
[19:28] Kantoku
But it's not coming off!
[19:32] Kantoku
What's she going to do?
[19:35] Kantoku
What's this? She's hiding it with boxes!
[19:38] Kantoku
What treachery is this?
[19:41] Sensei
Stop it!
[19:43] Kantoku
And back outside.
[19:49] Kantoku
She went to the corner store.
[19:51] Kantoku
It's her second midnight snack of the night.
SIGN Girl power -30
SIGN Girl power minus thirty.
SIGN Oolong tea
Ume
[19:57] Kantoku
She bought a rice ball.
[19:58] Kantoku
And it came with a wet wipe.
[20:01] Kantoku
What's she doing with the wet wipe? No.
[20:05] Kantoku
She's wiping her face!
[20:07] Kantoku
She's wiping her face with the wet wipe!
SIGN Girl power -100
SIGN Girl power minus one hundred.
[20:10] Sensei
Stop it!
[20:11] Kantoku
Let's see that in slow motion.
[20:14] Sensei
Don't slow it down!
[20:16] ---
In addition...
[20:18] Kantoku
She's wiping her neck, too!
[20:21] Kantoku
She couldn't possibly go further.
[20:23] Kantoku
Two-combo:
Girl power -250.
[20:26] Kantoku
She's wiping her frames.
[20:28] Kantoku
Nothing can stop her now.
[20:30] Kantoku
Three-combo:
Girl power -400.
[20:34] Kantoku
Now she's wiping her pen tip!
[20:35] Kantoku
How far is this going to go?
[20:37] Kantoku
Four-combo:
Girl power -500.
[20:40] Kantoku
And to top it off,
she's using it as a coaster.
[20:44] Kantoku
A terrifying combo attack!
[20:46] Kantoku
Five-combo: Girl power -600.
Monster kill!
[20:50] Kantoku
And morning comes.
[20:52] Kantoku
She has to go to work.
[20:56] Kantoku
Looks like she's done for now.
[20:59] Kantoku
She comes to the kitchen.
[21:03] Kantoku
She's showering!
[21:04] Kantoku
She's showering in the kitchen!
SIGN Girl power -1000
SIGN Girl power minus 1000!
[21:09] Hio
She said she was showering.
[21:12] Hio
Is this what she was talking about?
[21:14] Kantoku
And she takes a sweat napkin,
[21:17] ---
and she wipes her entire body!
Her whole body!
SIGN Girl power -1500
SIGN Girl power minus 1500.
[21:22] Kantoku
And she sprays her armpits!
[21:25] Kantoku
And Fair-breeze on her clothes!
[21:27] Kantoku
But this brings her girl
power up just slightly.
[21:29] Kantoku
The Fair-breeze Effect!
[21:31] Kantoku
Girl power plus two.
SIGN Girl power +2
[21:32] Sensei
I don't want your meager points!
[21:36] Kantoku
And then—
[21:38] All
Good morning.
[21:41] Sensei
Morning.
[21:43] Kantoku
Back to work in the same
clothes, same underwear!
[21:45] Kantoku
And her poker face!
SIGN END
SIGN The end.
[21:56] Tsumorin
She's going to need to start
training from scratch.
SIGN Death becometh thee on The Way of the Lady.
SIGN —Sensei
SIGN Manager
[23:37] Tsumorin
Tsumorin here.
SIGN Thank you for watching.
[23:38] Tsumorin
Are you drinking?
[23:39] Tsumorin
You can't drink if you're underage.
SIGN See you next time!
[23:42] Tsumorin
We're all going to the
hot springs next episode.
[23:44] Tsumorin
We're rubbing our wet
bodies against each other.
[23:47] [SONG] Text
Operation Sensei-chan Girl Power Upgrade
SIGN Illustration: Kumajet
SIGN See you again!
7 - To the bath house... / A Full Chest
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[00:14] Sensei
Summer Comikat's over.
[00:17] Hiotan
I'm so tired.
[00:18] Fu
I'm so sweaty.
[00:20] Kameko
Seriously.
[00:21] Kantoku
All right, let's go to the
hot springs to celebrate.
[00:24] All
Hot springs?
[00:25] Umio
Oh, yeah. There's one nearby.
A big hot spring place.
[00:30] Umio
It's called "Oedo Onsen Monogatari."
[00:32] Kantoku
Yeah.
[00:33] Kantoku
We can bathe and eat.
[00:35] Tsumorin
Kan-chan.
[00:39] Tsumorin
I knew it was you.
[00:41] All
Tsumorin.
[00:43] Umio
It's Tsumorin!
[00:44] Tsumorin
Umi-kun.
[00:46] Tsumorin
Thanks for coming to my space.
[00:48] Umio
You remembered me!
[00:53] Hiotan
Hey, would you like to
come to the party with us?
[00:56] Hiotan
We're going to Oedo Onsen Monogatari.
[00:58] Tsumorin
I'll go. Is it okay?
[01:00] Hiotan
It's okay, right, Kantoku?
[01:03] Kantoku
Fine, I guess.
[01:05] Hiotan
Kantoku's paying!
[01:07] Kantoku
Dude, I never said—
[01:10] Tsumorin
Oedo Onsen is collaborating with
Attack on Uncle right now.
[01:14] Hiotan
Uncles? I can't wait.
SIGN To the bath house...
[02:51] [SONG] Text
Oedo Onsen Monogatari
SIGN Attack on Uncle Festival
SIGN Entrance
SIGN Attack on Uncle Oedo Onsen Festival
[02:59] Kantoku
Come on, let's go.
[03:01] Kameko
Wait, one second.
SIGN Entrance pass
[03:08] Hiotan
So we can shop with this, huh?
[03:11] Hiotan
Cool.
[03:12] Kantoku
Don't spend more than you need.
[03:13] Kantoku
You'll end up wasting a ton of
money if you're not careful.
SIGN Echizen Shop
[03:19] Tsumorin
This is where you rent your yukata.
[03:23] Sensei
I never thought there'd be so many kinds.
[03:28] Sensei
They're all so cute.
[03:32] Sensei
Am I really cut out to wear these?
[03:37] Sensei
No, these are all things
that the store is selling.
[03:40] Sensei
I can do it.
[03:42] Tsumorin
Oh, you're pretty serious.
[03:46] A
Sorry, sir. We don't have
any yukatas bigger than L.
[03:52] Fu
You could wear something
a little smaller, right?
SIGN Facility Guide
[03:55] ---
There are so many types of baths to enjoy!
SIGN Baths
SIGN Foot bath
[03:59] Sensei
A foot bath!
[04:00] ---
How fancy!
SIGN Bedrock spa
[04:02] Kameko
It's a bedrock spa.
[04:04] Tsumorin
It's good for your beauty.
SIGN Sand bath
[04:06] Fu
Sand bath.
[04:07] Tsumorin
They bury you.
SIGN Hot water pool
[04:09] Hiotan
And a hot water pool.
[04:12] Tsumorin
That's sexy.
SIGN Women
[04:19] Hiotan
This is my first time here.
[04:22] Tsumorin
I've been here a few times after Comikat.
[04:26] Hiotan
It's close by, isn't it?
[04:28] Kameko
It's convenient for the locals,
since they can stay the night.
[04:32] Fu
Really?
[04:34] Sensei
What should I do?
[04:35] Sensei
I've never been to a hot
spring with anyone else.
[04:38] Sensei
I don't know the protocol.
[04:41] Sensei
Should I take off my glasses?
[04:43] Sensei
Do I hide my underparts?
[04:44] Sensei
What about my boobs?
[04:46] Sensei
Am I allowed to go in
with a towel like on TV?
[04:49] Sensei
Is it okay if my hair gets in the bath water?
[04:51] Sensei
Do I wash myself off before
I get into the bath? Or after?
[04:55] Fu
What's wrong, Sensei?
[04:58] Sensei
Sorry, I don't know what to do.
[05:02] Tsumorin
I know, this bath house is a bit different.
[05:06] Sensei
Where do we get our towels?
[05:08] Tsumorin
Well—
[05:09] Hiotan
I can't wait to see the bath!
[05:12] Hiotan
First!
[05:14] Sensei
No fair.
[05:15] Fu
Me, too.
[05:16] Tsumorin
Wait, everyone.
SIGN Waiting Room
[05:37] Tsumorin
You're still supposed to
wear your yukata there.
[05:39] All
You could have told us sooner!
[05:44] Hiotan
That was so horrible.
[05:47] Fu
I can't get married anymore.
[05:49] Tsumorin
Poor you.
[05:51] Hiotan
You could have told me, Kame-chan.
[05:54] Kameko
Nah, I figured I could
get some good pictures.
[05:57] Hiotan
You took pictures?
[05:59] Tsumorin
Anyway, girls, we have to
[06:02] ---
check your boobs.
[06:05] Sensei
What're you doing?
[06:06] Tsumorin
Girls at a hot spring. What else would we do?
[06:10] Sensei
That's the custom?
[06:12] Hiotan
She's lying! She's making it up!
[06:16] Tsumorin
You're next, Hio-tan.
[06:21] Tsumorin
Quite a handful.
[06:23] Hiotan
Th-Thanks.
[06:24] Tsumorin
Now, who's next?
[06:31] Tsumorin
Want to talk about boys or something?
[06:35] Tsumorin
Do you have a crush, Sensei-chan?
[06:38] Sensei
W-Well—
[06:40] Tsumorin
You do, don't you?
[06:41] Tsumorin
Who is it?
[06:42] Sensei
What about you, Fuga-chan?
[06:45] Fu
I—
[06:47] Fu
What about you, K-K-K-Kameko-chan?
[06:53] Tsumorin
That's bittersweet.
[06:55] Tsumorin
Do you have a crush, Hio-tan?
[06:57] Hiotan
Me?
[06:58] Hiotan
I— Nope.
[07:01] Tsumorin
Really?
[07:02] Hiotan
R-Really.
[07:04] Tsumorin
Oh.
[07:05] Tsumorin
But you should make sure you don't
regret not having realized sooner.
[07:12] Hiotan
Sure.
SIGN Women
[07:14] Tsumorin
You can't wear your yukatas like that.
[07:19] Tsumorin
Your neckline's too loose.
[07:21] Tsumorin
Your sash is too low.
[07:22] Tsumorin
That's no way to tie it.
[07:25] Tsumorin
Just wrong.
[07:27] Tsumorin
Make sure you can't see your underwear.
[07:31] Tsumorin
The sash goes above your
belly button, without a fold.
[07:33] Tsumorin
Tie it like this, and show your nape.
[07:38] Tsumorin
See, there you go.
[07:44] Sensei
What do you think?
[07:46] Hiotan
It's really cute.
[07:48] Tsumorin
I knew you'd look good.
[07:50] Tsumorin
Since you have black hair and modest boobs.
[07:54] Sensei
Yeah?
[07:55] Tsumorin
There's someone you like, isn't there?
[07:58] Tsumorin
You have to make an effort.
[08:02] Sensei
Okay.
[08:07] Sensei
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[08:16] Tsumorin
Sorry we took so long.
[08:19] Kantoku
We didn't wait that long.
[08:20] Kantoku
Hey, Sensei, you look good in a yukata.
[08:22] Kantoku
Right, Umio?
[08:23] Umio
Y-Yeah, you look good.
[08:25] Sensei
Th-Thanks.
[08:27] Tsumorin
See, there you go.
[08:29] Sensei
Yes.
[08:30] Fu
Sommelier-kun,
[08:33] ---
what do you think of me?
[08:35] Fu
My yukata.
[08:45] Sensei
They have stalls, too. It's like a festival.
SIGN Attack
on
Uncle
SIGN Attack on Uncle
Noodles
Pork Bowl
Eat this!
[08:48] Umio
Hey, that store has a collaboration menu.
[08:51] Hiotan
Hey, hey, let's go have fun.
[08:54] Kantoku
Yeah, you're right.
SIGN Limited Time
SIGN Defeat the Uncle!
[09:01] Hiotan
I missed again.
[09:04] Hiotan
One more time.
[09:05] A
Okay.
[09:06] Kantoku
I told you not to waste your money.
[09:14] A
Three of three.
[09:16] A
Here's your prize.
[09:18] Hiotan
Wow, Kantoku.
[09:21] Kantoku
Have it.
[09:22] Kantoku
You wanted it, didn't you?
[09:26] Hiotan
Thank you.
[09:30] ---
Kan—
[09:31] Hiotan
But why did you get it for me?
[09:34] Kantoku
I just wanted to play.
[09:38] Umio
I won!
SIGN Catch the Superball
[09:50] Umio
I messed up!
[09:52] Tsumorin
Having fun, everyone?
[09:55] Kantoku
You're drinking?
[09:57] Tsumorin
Nothing beats this after a bath.
[09:59] Kantoku
Don't drink too much.
[10:02] Tsumorin
I'm fine.
[10:04] Tsumorin
Hey, Sensei-chan.
[10:07] Tsumorin
Girl power scouter!
SIGN Gyoza
SIGN Ramen
SIGN Unkempt Yukata
SIGN Dirty Mouth
SIGN Messy Hair
SIGN Girl power:
[10:14] Tsumorin
Only two girl power.
[10:16] Tsumorin
You're worthless.
[10:17] Sensei
Worthless?!
[10:18] Kantoku
She's getting drunk.
[10:19] Tsumorin
I'm not drunk.
[10:31] Sensei
The rocks...
[10:53] ---
[11:07] Kantoku
What kind of pictures did you get?
[11:09] Kantoku
Let me see.
[11:10] Kameko
Here you go.
[11:13] Kantoku
You take some good pictures.
[11:16] Kameko
Thank you.
[11:18] Kantoku
Hey, you're not in any of them.
[11:20] Kameko
That's—
[11:22] Kantoku
I'll take one.
[11:24] Kantoku
Smile.
[11:25] Kameko
I don't want to.
[11:27] Kantoku
Why not?
[11:28] Kameko
Don't tell me it'll suck your soul out again.
[11:30] Kameko
No, well—
[11:40] Kameko
I'm not really one for the spotlight.
[11:45] Kantoku
Kameko.
[11:49] Kameko
I'm going to go play with the others.
[11:56] Tsumorin
Kan-chan,
[11:59] ---
let me put my head on your knees.
[12:02] Kantoku
What are you talking about?
[12:04] Tsumorin
Please, or I'll
[12:08] ---
puke.
[12:09] Kantoku
You're going to puke?
[12:12] Kantoku
Fine.
[12:14] Tsumorin
This brings back memories.
[12:16] Tsumorin
You always did this for me when I got drunk.
[12:21] Tsumorin
You'd pat my head, and I'd always
be like "blarh" all over your knees.
[12:30] Kantoku
Puke now, and I'll throw you out.
[12:33] Tsumorin
I won't.
[12:34] Tsumorin
It's not like it was before.
[12:37] Tsumorin
So can't we
[12:40] ---
go back to how we were before?
[12:49] Kantoku
Sorry.
[12:54] Kantoku
There's someone I like.
[13:03] Tsumorin
Yeah?
[13:06] Tsumorin
I knew that.
[13:10] Tsumorin
You haven't changed at all.
[13:14] Tsumorin
You always act angry and
mean to girls you like.
[13:18] Tsumorin
But...
[13:20] ---
I guess it was just me that changed.
[13:26] Kantoku
Tsumorin.
[13:28] Kantoku
My knees are warm.
You puked, didn't you?
[13:30] Kantoku
You—
SIGN August 31st!
[13:51] Kantoku
All right, everyone.
[13:53] Kantoku
Are you fired up?
It's the last day of August.
SIGN It's the last event of the summer: the Summer Fair...
SIGN Summer Fair
[14:03] ---
cleanup.
[14:08] Kantoku
Hio-tan, with that...
[14:10] Hiotan
Yes?
[14:12] Kantoku
Can you fold that up and put it in a box?
[14:15] Hiotan
Okay.
SIGN Osaka Summer
Light Novel Fair
[14:17] Umio
You don't throw these things out, huh?
[14:19] Kantoku
Yeah, we send them back to the publisher,
[14:22] Kantoku
partly to prevent reselling.
[14:25] Hio; Umi
Ah, that makes sense.
[14:26] Kantoku
They're pretty strict these days.
[14:29] Kantoku
We don't get to keep
posters and stuff, either.
[14:32] Umio
Really?
[14:33] Kantoku
Put the Summer Fair stuff
back on their usual shelves.
[14:36] Fu
Okay.
[14:37] Kantoku
And put the returns into the returns boxes.
[14:40] Fu
Okay.
[14:41] Umio
Just how do you get so much
strength out of those thin arms?
[14:44] Fu
I-I'm not that strong.
[14:46] Fu
It's more about balance.
[14:48] Umio
Are you sure?
[14:51] Sensei
Maybe that's more strength.
[14:53] Umio
Strength is power, huh?
[14:56] Sensei
Don't talk about me like
I'm some kind of brute.
[14:59] Hiotan
That thing Kantoku said at the hot springs...
[15:04] Hiotan
That there's someone he likes...
SIGN Summer is the season of love
[15:07] Hiotan
Someone he's always mean
to, but sometimes kind to.
[15:13] Hiotan
Could that be...
[15:16] Hiotan
I'm being too self-conscious.
[15:17] Fu
You're bending it, Hio-tan.
[15:21] Hiotan
Sorry.
[15:23] Umio
Do you have heat stroke?
SIGN Comic Rankings
[15:24] Hiotan
No, I'm fine.
[15:28] Hiotan
How does Kantoku really feel?
[15:38] All
Hio-tan!
[15:46] Kantoku
That's your second time.
[15:49] Hiotan
It is.
[16:00] Hiotan
I'll go back to cleaning.
[16:03] Kantoku
No, that's enough.
[16:05] Kantoku
You stay here and make
pop-ups for the Autumn Fair.
[16:26] Hiotan
How did this happen?
[16:28] Hiotan
And what's up with this pop-up?
SIGN Well-bearing boobs
Harvest festival
Freshly-picked
[16:30] Hiotan
I seriously don't get it.
[16:32] Hiotan
Um...
[16:34] Hiotan
Why is it a boobs festival in the autumn?
[16:37] Hiotan
We got enough boobs in the summer.
[16:40] Kantoku
You know how they say
[16:41] ---
the cooper makes a lot of
money when the wind blows?
[16:43] Hiotan
What?
[16:44] Kantoku
Autumn is the season of fruit.
[16:46] Kantoku
Fruits and berries bear in the fall,
corn crops are ready for harvest,
[16:50] ---
and the markets are filled with food.
[16:53] Hiotan
Sure.
[16:54] Kantoku
And the body stores nutrition to
prepare itself for the coming winter.
[16:59] Kantoku
Autumn is the season of appetite.
What exactly does that mean?
[17:06] A
They got bigger again.
[17:09] Kantoku
Aye, the females' breasts grow big.
[17:12] Kantoku
S-Say it ain't so!
[17:16] Kantoku
Autumn is the season of full breasts.
[17:19] Kantoku
QED.
[17:21] Hiotan
Oh, really? Good for you.
[17:24] Kantoku
Come on, you're so cold.
[17:27] Hiotan
I've gotten used to your
messing around like that.
[17:33] Kantoku
Aren't you a bit weird these days?
[17:38] Hiotan
I-I'm the same as always.
[17:41] Kantoku
No, you're not.
[17:42] Hiotan
I am.
[17:45] Kantoku
Wait,
[17:46] ---
do you have a fever or something?
[17:50] Hiotan
I don't.
[17:52] Hiotan
I'm fine.
[17:55] Kantoku
Don't get so angry.
[17:57] Kantoku
You really are weird.
[17:59] Kantoku
Are you still worried about that time
[18:02] ---
when you were naked at the hot springs?
[18:04] Hiotan
Please forget about that!
[18:07] Kantoku
It was the most memorable
incident of the summer.
[18:09] Hiotan
Stop it!
[18:11] Hiotan
If you don't forget, I'll...
[18:14] ---
I'll...
[18:15] Kantoku
Calm down, I didn't see too clearly.
[18:19] Hiotan
Are you sure?
[18:20] Kantoku
I'm sure.
[18:22] Kantoku
You were covered by some
really awkward lighting.
[18:25] Hiotan
Okay, then.
[18:27] Kantoku
But damn, you're quite—
[18:30] Hiotan
You saw, didn't you?
[18:32] Kantoku
I mean, you're pretty big.
[18:34] Kantoku
Are those Fs?
[18:35] Kantoku
More?
[18:36] Hiotan
Stop trying to guess my size.
[18:38] Kantoku
Don't worry, though, I really
didn't see your private parts.
[18:41] Hiotan
That's not the point.
[18:43] Hiotan
This is bad. He's completely messing with me.
[18:46] Hiotan
I need to take back control.
[18:48] Hiotan
But how?
[18:50] Hiotan
I need to change the subject.
[18:53] Hiotan
What else should I talk about?
[18:55] Hiotan
Or should I just ask him straight up
[18:58] ---
if he likes me or not?
[19:04] Hiotan
K-Kantoku, um...
[19:08] Hiotan
What if he says "yes"?
[19:11] Hiotan
But I can't go on like this.
[19:14] Hiotan
K-Kantoku! Um, do you... do you... do you...
[19:22] ---
do you like my boobs?
[19:30] Hiotan
I totally messed that up.
[19:35] Kantoku
Hio-tan, I...
[19:39] Kantoku
I like boobs.
[19:45] Kantoku
Of course, I love your boobs, too.
[19:49] Kantoku
I like how you can tell how big
they are even under your apron.
[19:52] Kantoku
And the dip that the handbag handle
makes —the boob slash— is exquisite.
[19:56] Kantoku
And boobs in a bikini are orgasmic.
[19:59] Hiotan
Wh-What are you talking about?
[20:01] Kantoku
Well, you're the one who asked.
[20:07] Hiotan
Whose boobs do you like
more: Tsumorin's or mine?
[20:16] Hiotan
What am I doing asking that?
[20:19] Kantoku
Hio-tan:
[20:21] Kantoku
Huge boobs, little boobs,
giant boobs, no boobs,
[20:25] Kantoku
there are all kinds of breasts,
[20:27] ---
but they're just labels
that people put on them.
[20:31] Kantoku
God only made one word: boobs.
[20:36] Kantoku
Do you not think it's arrogant of us
to label them in smaller categories?
[20:42] Kantoku
And so I declare.
[20:44] Kantoku
All sizes, all shapes, all colors:
I appreciate all boobs.
[20:53] Kantoku
I love all boobs,
[20:57] Kantoku
so I cannot judge them.
[21:08] Hiotan
Does that mean you don't care whose they are?
[21:14] Hiotan
It means you're happy with anyone's boobs.
[21:18] Hiotan
You boob philanthropist!
[21:20] Hiotan
You boob pacifist!
[21:22] Hiotan
You boob hussy!
[21:37] Hiotan
Sensei.
[21:40] Kantoku
It's the opposite of usual.
[21:41] Fu
Hio-tan's being a baby.
[21:43] Sensei
What's wrong, Hio-tan?
Is Kantoku being mean to you?
[21:48] Hiotan
No.
[21:49] Hiotan
No, but...
[21:54] Kantoku
What the hell?
[21:57] Kantoku
What brought that up?
SIGN A Full Chest
SIGN Manager
SIGN Thank you for watching.
[23:38] Hiotan
Sensei-chan's going on a date?
[23:40] Sensei
A date? Well...
SIGN See you next time!
SIGN What do I do?
[23:44] Hiotan
Enjoy.
SIGN Illustration: Kato Kazue
SIGN See you next time!
8 - Subtly Rough
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN The Sleeping One
[01:37] Sensei
Good morning.
[01:40] Sensei
What's wrong, Umi-kun?
[01:42] Umio
That's my line.
[01:44] Umio
Are you okay?
[01:45] Umio
You were working on your manuscript for the
exhibition in the nap room, weren't you?
[01:50] Sensei
I finished the manuscript
earlier. Don't worry.
[01:57] Kantoku
We're going to have a lot of
new doujins coming in.
[02:00] Kantoku
Clear that flatbed and start
stacking them, please.
[02:02] S; U
Okay.
[02:03] Kantoku
Make sure the new ones are visible.
[02:05] Umio
Okay.
[02:12] Umio
What's wrong, Sensei?
[02:14] Sensei
I'd like one.
[02:16] Kantoku
This isn't the exhibition.
[02:18] Sensei
Look at all this stock!
[02:20] Sensei
I'll freak out if we don't sell all of them.
[02:22] Umio
This isn't your booth, Sensei!
[02:24] Umio
Get a grip!
[02:26] Sensei
Think of all the boxes that'll
be left if we don't sell them.
[02:33] Umio
Dammit, she needs help, soon.
[02:40] Sensei
Where am I?
[02:43] Sensei
Is the exhibition over?!
[02:45] Sensei
I haven't sold a single copy!
[02:48] Umio
Get some sleep, please.
[02:50] Umio
And jeez,
[02:52] ---
the nap room's been upgraded again.
[02:55] Umio
It's practically a professional workspace.
[02:57] Kantoku
Sensei draws our pop-ups and panels, too.
[03:07] Sensei
Th-The stock...
[03:09] Sensei
The room's so small
because of all these boxes!
[03:12] Umio
She's having the same dream again.
[03:20] Sensei
Where am I?
[03:22] Umio
Ah, you're awake.
[03:24] Sensei
Y-Yeah...
[03:25] Umio
You fell asleep, Sensei-san.
[03:28] Sensei
Um... So in my dream,
I was at the exhibition, and then...
[03:37] Sensei
That actually happened.
[03:39] Umio
Are you all right, Sensei-san?
[03:41] Umio
I can't believe you worked so
hard that you ended up like that.
[03:46] Sensei
Of course I would.
[03:48] Sensei
I get to hear from the
readers at the exhibition.
[03:51] Sensei
I get to see them happy with my work.
[03:54] Sensei
There are people waiting for my manga.
[03:57] Sensei
How could I not work?
[04:00] Umio
Sounds like the Sensei that I know.
[04:01] Sensei
But I can't let it affect my work.
[04:04] Sensei
I'll be careful next time.
[04:06] Umio
Oh, yeah. There was something
I wanted to ask you.
[04:09] Umio
That manga you wrote for the newcomer award.
[04:12] Umio
How did it go?
[04:16] Sensei
Well...
[04:18] Sensei
I didn't get the award.
[04:20] Umio
I see...
[04:22] Sensei
But they said that I was promising,
so I have an assigned editor now.
[04:27] Umio
That's amazing!
[04:29] Sensei
So, anyway...
[04:30] Umio
Yes?
[04:30] Sensei
The editor asked me if I wanted to work
as an assistant for a manga artist.
[04:36] Umio
That great—
[04:38] Umio
If you started working as an assistant,
does that mean you'd quit Uma?
[04:44] Sensei
Yeah.
[04:45] Sensei
Actually, I'm already doing assistant work.
[04:50] Sensei
The author's publication is once a month,
so I was going to work there along with Uma.
[04:56] Sensei
But it overlaps with my doujin work, too,
and you've seen what happens.
[05:01] Sensei
I get it, I can't do both.
[05:04] Umio
Sensei.
[05:05] Sensei
But I don't want to quit Uma.
[05:08] Sensei
And I want to do my assistant work.
[05:11] Sensei
Hey... What do you think, Umi-kun?
[05:18] Umio
I think you should prioritize
your assistant work.
[05:24] Sensei
I see. Of course.
[05:27] Umio
You have a goal that you're working towards.
[05:31] Umio
I don't think you have to stick to Uma.
[05:33] Sensei
But I'll be sad,
not being able to see you guys.
[05:42] Sensei
Thanks, Umi-kun.
[05:46] Kantoku
I see... An assistant, huh?
[05:49] Sensei
Yes, and I don't want to cause
any more trouble because of it.
[05:54] Sensei
So, I...
[05:57] Sensei
It was brief, but thank you.
[06:02] Kantoku
I see.
[06:03] Kantoku
I guess it can't be helped.
[06:04] Sensei
Sorry.
[06:07] (Flashback) Hio
What? Sensei-chan's quitting?
[06:09] (Flashback) Umio
It's for the better.
[06:11] (Flashback) Umio
So sudden.
[06:12] (Flashback) Umio
Sensei has a dream.
[06:14] (Flashback) Umio
Let's send her off with smiles.
[06:15] (Flashback) Kameko
It's going to get lonely.
[06:32] Hio
Thank you.
[06:34] Sensei
Good work.
[06:37] Sensei
Let's switch.
[06:38] Sensei
I slept well, so I'm fully charged.
[06:41] Hio
Good luck.
[06:43] Sensei
Thanks.
[06:47] Hio
Take care of your health.
[06:49] Hio
Sleep and eat well, okay?
[06:51] Sensei
All right.
[06:53] Hio
You can't drink that and that together, okay?
[06:56] Hio
It's bad for you.
[07:00] Sensei
All right, I'll be careful.
[07:02] Sensei
What's up with you?
[07:05] Hio
Sensei-chan...
[07:07] Hio
This is for you!
[07:08] Sensei
Th-Thanks.
[07:13] Hio
Use it when you turn into a baby.
[07:18] Sensei
I'll be okay without you around now, Hio-tan.
[07:20] Fu-girl
Sensei-chan, this is for you.
[07:23] Hio
My digitizer pen.
[07:26] Fu-girl
I made that cap.
[07:28] ---
I couldn't think of what might be
useful when you're an assistant.
[07:33] Sensei
You knew?
[07:37] Sensei
Yeah, it's true.
[07:39] Kameko
Good luck.
[07:40] Sensei
Thanks.
[07:45] Sensei
Th-That's...
[07:47] Sensei
Night Panda Volume 4!
I've been looking for that.
SIGN Night Panda 4 Sugawara Okina Breeding is Justice!
SIGN It sold out right away, and they never made more copies.
SIGN They call it a manga world heritage.
SIGN Have I ever told you about it?
[07:59] Hio
Wow, Sommelier-kun.
[08:03] Kameko
It was brief, but it was fun.
[08:11] Umio
Sensei,
[08:14] ---
I have a request.
[08:21] Umio
If you ever make your debut,
please make me your assistant.
[08:29] Sensei
You're hasty as usual.
[08:31] Sensei
But I'm happy.
[08:33] Sensei
I'd like for you to.
[08:34] Umio
Yes, please.
[08:39] Hio
Sensei-chan, don't worry about us.
[08:41] Hio
Just make a big debut and
become a star manga artist.
[08:45] Fu-girl
I'll learn how to make pops.
[08:47] Fu-girl
Even though I won't be as good as you.
[08:50] Kameko
You have to come visit sometimes.
[08:52] All
We'll be fine without you.
So don't worry, just find your future.
[09:01] Umio
Sensei-san, the room's so
empty now that you're gone.
[09:07] Umio
But I'll get used to it.
[09:10] Umio
So don't worry, Sensei-san.
[09:14] Sensei
W-Wait a second!
[09:16] Kantoku
You're all making a mistake.
[09:20] All
Kantoku.
[09:21] Kantoku
Seriously...
[09:23] (Flashback) Sensei
It was brief, but thank you.
[09:27] (Flashback) Kantoku
I see.
[09:29] (Flashback) Kantoku
I guess it can't be helped.
[09:30] (Flashback) Sensei
Sorry.
[09:31] (Flashback) Kantoku
But what you're saying
is you don't have time.
[09:35] (Flashback) Sensei
Yes.
[09:36] (Flashback) Kantoku
Then do you want fewer shifts?
[09:38] (Flashback) Sensei
Really? I-I can continue?
[09:41] (Flashback) Kantoku
I'd rather you don't quit so suddenly anyway.
[09:43] (Flashback) Kantoku
As long as you work properly, I don't mind.
[09:46] (Flashback) Kantoku
You were fine when you weren't
working on your Comikat manuscript.
[09:50] (Flashback) Sensei
Yes, thank you!
[09:55] Umio
We're done here.
[10:06] Kantoku
Seriously.
[10:07] Kantoku
What are you doing, putting work aside?
[10:14] Sensei
Thank you.
[10:17] Umio
Good for you, Sensei.
[10:20] Sensei
Hey, Umi-kun.
[10:23] Sensei
Can I take back what I said earlier?
[10:26] Umio
What?
[10:27] Sensei
Can you help me starting now, rather than
just after I make my professional debut?
[10:33] Umio
Sure.
[10:34] Sensei
In fact, starting tonight.
[10:38] Sensei
You! Wake up!
[10:41] Sensei
We're finishing up and making copies by 7 AM.
[10:44] Umio
Okay.
[10:47] Umio
I want to go home.
[10:56] [SONG] Text
Please take me home.
I like human meat
[12:23] Umio
You're in a good mood, Sensei-san.
[12:25] Sensei
Can you tell?
[12:26] Umio
Yes, it's obvious.
[12:28] Sensei
It's payday today.
[12:29] Sensei
I'm going to see this movie
that's opening tomorrow.
[12:32] Umio
Oh yeah, I can't wait for it either.
[12:32] [SONG] Text
Scarf Justice
Yasuda Suzuhito
Movie Confirmed
[12:34] Sensei
Oh, really?
[12:35] Sensei
Why don't we go together tomorrow, then?
[12:39] Umio
Sure.
[12:40] Umio
Let's go, then.
[12:41] Umio
I'll contact you later.
SIGN Take Me to the Movies
[12:41] [SONG] Text
The Mouth is the
Gateway to Pleasure
[12:45] Sensei
I didn't realize because I was in a weird mood,
SIGN Subtly Rough
[12:48] ---
but I accidentally invited him out.
[12:51] Sensei
Isn't this actually what they call a date?
[12:53] [SONG] Text
What do you think of
Sensei-chan going on a date?
[12:53] [SONG] Text
Don't do it
[12:53] [SONG] Text
Not interested
SIGN I want yakisoba bread Good luck
SIGN Whatever
[12:53] [SONG] Text
Denki-gai staff survey
[12:57] Umio
Sorry.
[12:59] Sensei
No, I'm sorry.
[13:00] Sensei
Wh-What?
[13:02] Sensei
Just stay still.
[13:04] Sensei
You had popcorn on you.
[13:09] Sensei
Your eyes don't look good with popcorn.
[13:12] Sensei
Isn't it our first time going out,
just the two of us?
[13:16] Sensei
First time.
[13:20] Sensei
I should get ready.
[13:26] Sensei
I can't go dressed like this.
[13:28] Sensei
I have to dress more cute,
and I have to wear contacts.
[13:32] Sensei
Lipstick and stuff?
[13:37] Sensei
Umi-kun, I'm here.
[13:40] [SONG] Text
Weird Ancient Greece-ish Sandals
[13:41] [SONG] Text
Weird Woman-face T-shirt
[13:42] [SONG] Text
Some Glittery Bag
[13:43] [SONG] Text
Weird Wristband
[13:44] [SONG] Text
Weird Giant Sun Glasses
[13:46] [SONG] Text
Weird Bead Necklace
[13:46] [SONG] Text
Too Much Pink
SIGN Weird Earrings
SIGN Eyelash Extensions
[13:48] [SONG] Text
White Around the Eyes
SIGN Extensions
[13:48] [SONG] Text
Thin Eyebrows
[13:50] Sensei
Let's go.
[13:51] ---
You know, Sensei-san...
[13:54] Umio
What are you being so gung-ho for?
[13:56] Umio
We're just going to a movie.
[13:58] Umio
Lame.
[14:00] Sensei
No way.
[14:03] Sensei
I have to be more rough and subtle.
[14:05] Sensei
I can't let him know what I'm thinking.
[14:07] Sensei
More indifferent, and with a tracksuit top?
[14:10] Sensei
No, more rough!
[14:16] Sensei
Tracksuit bottom!
[14:17] Sensei
And a worn-out tee-shirt!
[14:19] Sensei
The casual stains and moth
holes add to my roughness.
[14:23] Sensei
More.
[14:24] Sensei
More!
[14:25] Sensei
It's still not rough enough.
SIGN More, like a suburban wife with a husband living away for work.
[14:27] [SONG] Text
This is Sensei's perception.
It does not reflect the staff's understanding.
SIGN Like a reclusive hermit Not in Education, Employment or Training.
[14:37] God
Do you seek roughness?
[14:40] Sensei
The God of Roughness!
[14:42] Sensei
You shall have!
[14:45] Sensei
I've got some ideas.
[14:48] Sensei
I'll have gyoza and ramen the night before.
[14:51] Sensei
And I should have some
legendary stamina food.
[14:54] Sensei
All right, I'm getting rough.
[14:57] Sensei
I won't take a bath, either.
[14:59] Sensei
And I'll have ramen and
gyoza that morning, too.
[15:01] Sensei
The back fat that gets on my hair
will subtly bring out my roughness.
[15:06] Sensei
I'm not done yet.
[15:07] Sensei
Rougher.
[15:09] Sensei
Aye, I'll look even rougher
if it's torn a bit.
[15:13] Sensei
Cast off!
[15:15] Sensei
I'll have more roughness points*
if I'm not wearing a bottom.
[15:18] Sensei
Take it off!
[15:21] Sensei
Sandals on my feet, of course.
[15:22] Sensei
They don't match, which is even better.
[15:28] God
Impressive roughness.
[15:30] God
I have nothing left to teach you.
[15:33] God
I can finally die.
[15:35] Sensei
Rough God!
[15:39] Sensei
Hey, Umi-kun, I'm here.
[15:41] [SONG] Text
Non-matching Sandals
[15:42] [SONG] Text
Convenience Store Bag
[15:43] [SONG] Text
One Cup
[15:44] [SONG] Text
Plenty of Stains and Moth Holes
[15:45] [SONG] Text
Torn Sleeves
[15:46] [SONG] Text
Fried Chicken
SIGN Dirty Glasses
[15:49] Sensei
No!
[15:53] Sensei
What am I lacking right now?
SIGN I Want to See You This Summer
[15:56] Sensei
Sexiness?
[15:59] Text
I'll stuff things in my bra.
[16:01] Text
And I'll wear a short skirt.
[16:03] Text
Expose my shoulders and neckline.
[16:06] Text
Then I might as well...
SIGN Umi-kun.
SIGN I'm here.
SIGN No, that's not it!
SIGN No, no, no, no!
SIGN It's no use thinking by myself, it just gets weird.
SIGN I know.
[16:27] Text
Hello, Hio-tan?
[16:29] Hio
What's up, Sensei-chan?
[16:31] Sensei
Well, I don't have anything
to wear out on my day off.
[16:34] Sensei
I wanted you to help me.
[16:35] Hio
Oh, I see.
[16:37] Hio
But my sister picks out all my clothes.
[16:42] Sensei
Oh, really?
[16:44] Hio
Umi-chan said you're going
to the movies tomorrow.
[16:47] Sensei
Th-That's not what it's about.
[16:49] Hio
Okay, hang on. I'll be right there.
[16:55] Hio
We're here.
[16:56] Fu-girl
Good evening.
[16:57] Kameko
We're here to hang out.
[16:58] Sensei
You brought them, too?
[17:00] Hio
I thought it'd be better with more of us.
SIGN Meeting! What does a guy want?
[17:05] Hio
Let's begin, then.
[17:06] Sensei
Wh-What is this?
[17:08] Hio
Sensei-chan has dangerously low girl power.
[17:11] Hio
At this rate, both parties could be at risk.
[17:15] Hio
I suggest we discuss this carefully.
[17:18] Sensei
Stop acting like Tsumorin!
[17:21] Fu-girl
Speaking of which, Tsumorin probably
likes this stuff. Where is she?
[17:24] Hio
She seemed busy. She couldn't come.
[17:27] Hio
Let us begin.
[17:29] Hio
What does a guy want in a girl?
[17:32] Hio
Fuga-chan.
[17:34] Fu-girl
Me?
[17:35] ---
Um...
SIGN Legendary Jugs Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
SIGN Big boobs, maybe?
[17:47] Kameko
Meeting adjourned.
[17:48] Sensei
All right, go home.
[17:51] Hio
Wh-What's wrong, everyone?
[17:52] Kameko
You wouldn't understand
this absolute hopelessness.
[17:57] Fu-girl
You're right.
[17:58] Sensei
No kidding.
[18:00] Fu-girl
That's not true.
[18:02] Kameko
You have more than average.
[18:04] Sensei
I do?
[18:05] Kameko
You know those people who don't
notice what assets they have?
[18:09] Fu-girl
Yeah.
[18:09] Fu-girl
They don't even realize they're
hurting people with their words.
[18:13] Sensei
No, no.
[18:14] Sensei
Talk about something else. Something else!
[18:17] Hio
Be a guy.
[18:19] Hio
That's how you understand a guy's feelings.
[18:21] Sensei
B-Be a guy? But...
[18:24] Hio
I have a plan prepared.
[18:27] Hio
Think about a male character from a manga.
SIGN Lump! Men's Private School
[18:29] Sensei
From a manga? I think I could do that.
[18:36] Fu-girl
She's a man.
[18:37] Kameko
She's a man.
[18:39] Hio
Man, as in manly man.
SIGN Man
[18:43] Hio
Now, Sensei,
[18:46] ---
as a guy, what do you look for in a girl?
[18:50] Hio
She's so close.
[18:52] Hio
She actually looks like a guy
when I look at her like this.
[18:56] Sensei
I've never started at a
girl like this before.
[19:00] Sensei
I guess it comes down to boobs!
[19:07] Fu-girl
Fine, fine, we're back to boobs.
[19:10] Kameko
We're done.
[19:15] Sensei
Kame-chan, you do indeed have small
boobs, and you're dressed like a boy.
[19:20] Sensei
But that actually brings out
a rodent-like adorableness.
[19:24] Sensei
And that messy hair...
I want to do things to it.
[19:29] Sensei
Kame-chan, do you know what "turtle"
meant during the Meiji era?
[19:36] Kameko
Wh-What's this?
[19:38] Kameko
That's what they used to
call western dog breeds.
[19:41] Kameko
This is your destiny.
[19:45] Kameko
There, there, see how you
howl when I stroke you here?
[19:54] Kameko
Fuga-chan.
[19:57] Kameko
Your tiny body, your thin limbs,
your small bottom.
[20:02] Kameko
Let's go to my room and do
nice things to each other.
[20:08] Kameko
I still don't understand a guy's feelings.
[20:12] Kameko
What should I do?
[20:13] Hio
Fine, last resort.
[20:16] Hio
Let's ask a guy.
[20:21] Umio
What was it that you wanted?
[20:23] Hio
Just come.
[20:25] Hio
Right this way.
[20:29] Hio
Maid Sensei-chan.
[20:32] Sensei
Umi-kun.
[20:34] Umio
What's with the outfit?
[20:35] Fu-girl
That's not all.
[20:36] Kameko
We're not finished yet.
[20:38] Hio
Uniform Sensei-chan.
SIGN Sensei
[20:40] Hio
School swimsuit Sensei-chan.
[20:43] Hio
Kitty-ear-furry Sensei-chan.
[20:45] Hio
Idol Sensei-chan.
[20:50] Hio
So, which Sensei do you like?
[20:54] Sensei
You never told me it was Umi-kun.
[20:57] Hio
But now we'll know what guys want.
What Umi-chan wants.
[21:02] Hio
Go ahead.
[21:08] Umio
Why?
[21:10] Umio
Why aren't you wearing your glasses?
[21:13] Umio
Do you think your glasses are a drawback?
[21:15] Umio
You believe that urban legend that you can't
be a heroine if you wear glasses, don't you?
[21:19] Umio
It's nonsense!
[21:22] Umio
The thicker the lenses,
the thicker the shield.
[21:24] Umio
The longer the legs, the longer the sword.
[21:26] Umio
A sturdy frame is your armor.
[21:28] Umio
Glasses are your offense and your defense!
Your heavy-duty equipment!
[21:32] Fu-girl
Umio-kun has a glasses fetish.
[21:32] Umio
Nay, not only your equip, your stats.
Your abilities. Your materials!
[21:34] Hio
I never knew.
[21:34] Umio
The greats of the world know this to be true!
[21:41] Sensei
Then do you...
[21:45] ---
Th-Think I'm cute all the time?
[21:53] Umio
Well, I—
[21:55] Umio
Yes.
[21:56] Sensei
Wh-Why thank you.
[21:59] All
Yay, we did it!
[22:01] All
Long live glasses!
SIGN I wear glasses, too.
[22:03] G-men
I wear glasses, too. Problem?
SIGN Manager
SIGN Thank you for watching.
SIGN See you next time!
[23:44] A
Don't catch a cold.
[23:47] [SONG] Text
Scarf Justice
SIGN Movie Confirmed Over 30 million copies sold!!
[23:47] [SONG] Text
Yasuda Suzuhito
SIGN Uma-kun's Recommendation!
The latest volume of the movie-adapted,
inner-child-summoning Scarf Justice!
The wind makes the scarf even more badass!
Look out for the turbulent comeback scarf punch galaxy!!
SIGN See you again!
[23:50] ---
9 - It's Not Love / Hey, How're You Feeling? / Snowy Night
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[00:03] A
I'm leaving, now.
[00:05] A
Are you sure you're going to
be okay alone for three days?
[00:08] Hio
I'll be fine, Onee-chan.
[00:10] A
Be sure to hang the laundry out.
[00:13] Hio
Okay.
[00:15] A
Bye.
[00:19] Hio
It's cold.
[00:25] Hio
I have the early shift at Uma today.
[00:27] Hio
I should take a bath and wake up.
[00:33] Hio
Oh, no. Am I catching a cold?
[00:35] Hio
I should take some medicine.
[02:17] Kantoku
A cold?
[02:18] Hio
I totally have a cold,
[02:21] Hio
so please let me take the day off.
[02:24] Hio
I sent you proof.
[02:27] Kantoku
You didn't have to take a picture.
[02:29] Kantoku
All right.
[02:30] Kantoku
Take the day off.
[02:31] Kantoku
I'll find someone to fill your shift.
[02:33] Hio
Thank you.
[02:37] Hio
He didn't get angry at me.
[02:39] Hio
Good night.
SIGN It's Not Love
[02:50] A
Bye.
[02:53] B
Watch out for cars.
[02:59] C
Good morning.
[03:00] D
Good morning.
[03:24] Hio
I'm getting kinda hungry.
[03:31] Hio
Yes?
[03:34] Hio
Who'd be here at this hour?
[03:45] Kantoku
Hey, don't close it.
[03:47] Hio
Why are you here, Kantoku?
[03:49] Kantoku
I'm here to check on your cold.
[03:51] Hio
You didn't warn me!
[03:53] Kantoku
I texted you.
[03:54] Kantoku
You didn't respond, so I
got worried and came over.
[03:59] Hio
I didn't notice.
[04:01] Kantoku
Jeez.
[04:02] Kantoku
I'm glad you seem well, though.
[04:05] Kantoku
Sorry I came.
[04:06] Kantoku
I'm leaving.
[04:08] Kantoku
I bought some stuff that might be useful.
[04:11] Kantoku
I'll leave it here.
[04:13] Kantoku
Later.
[04:28] Hio
You better leave once you're done cooking.
[04:31] Kantoku
I know.
[04:33] Kantoku
I have to go to work soon, anyway.
[04:35] Kantoku
Clean your table.
[04:36] Hio
Leave right away, please.
[04:39] Hio
Don't leave a trace when
you blip out of existence.
[04:41] Kantoku
I know, I'll leave.
[04:56] Kantoku
You're okay with shiitake mushrooms, right?
[04:58] Hio
Yes.
[05:04] Kantoku
Where's the salt?
[05:05] Kantoku
There you go.
[05:23] Kantoku
Chew well.
[05:26] Hio
Fine, then.
[05:31] Kantoku
You don't have chili oil, huh?
[05:33] Kantoku
I should have bought some.
[05:35] Hio
It's okay.
[05:37] Kantoku
Is it good?
[05:38] Hio
It's fine.
[05:40] Hio
Leave once you're done eating, please.
[05:42] Kantoku
Fine, fine.
[05:45] Hio
I'm starting to feel warm.
[05:47] Kantoku
I put ginger in it.
[05:49] Kantoku
It's good when you have a cold.
[05:51] Kantoku
Do you hate ginger?
[05:52] Hio
Not really.
[05:56] Kantoku
I'm going, then.
[05:58] Kantoku
Go to the doctor's if you can walk.
[06:00] Hio
Okay.
[06:05] Hio
He's gone.
[06:13] Hio
I have to hang the laundry.
[06:16] Sensei-chan
Welcome.
[06:18] Sensei-chan
That'll be 1,400 yen.
[06:20] Sensei-chan
Do you have a membership card?
[06:22] Fu-girl
I heard Hio-tan has a cold.
[06:24] Kameko
I got a photo from the scene, too.
[06:28] Fu-girl
I wonder if she's okay.
[06:30] Kantoku
She sent it to everyone at Uma.
[06:32] Kantoku
Is it really something to brag about?
[06:34] Kantoku
Get to work, you two.
[06:36] Kantoku
We have new books from Yonkuri.
[06:38] K; H
Yes.
[06:41] [Messenger] Text
How're you feeling?
[06:50] Umio
Kantoku, is that it for orders?
[06:54] Kantoku
Is she sleeping?
[06:56] Umio
Kantoku.
[06:59] Kantoku
Sorry.
[07:19] Kantoku
Hey, Hio-tan.
[07:21] Kantoku
It's me.
[07:30] Kantoku
Maybe she's at the hospital or something.
[07:36] Kantoku
Hio-tan.
[07:36] Kantoku
Hey, Hio-tan.
[07:38] Kantoku
Are you all right?
[07:38] Kantoku
Hey.
[07:40] Kantoku
Dammit.
[07:46] Kantoku
Hio-tan!
[07:56] Kantoku
Where's a hospital that'd be open this late?
[08:02] Kantoku
Hio-tan.
[08:03] Kantoku
Hang in there.
[08:13] Kantoku
Taxi.
[08:14] [SONG] Text
Occupied
SIGN Crap.
[08:37] Hio
K-Kantoku.
[08:58] Hio
Kantoku?
[09:00] Kantoku
You're up, Hio-tan?
[09:02] Kantoku
You got an IV at the hospital.
[09:04] Kantoku
You just got home.
[09:05] Hio
The hospital?
[09:07] Hio
Right, I collapsed.
[09:11] Hio
And then Kantoku came.
[09:13] Hio
And then...
[09:20] Hio
Kantoku, what was—
[09:22] Kantoku
Calm down, Hio-tan.
[09:24] Hio
I'm fine now.
[09:25] Hio
Thank you.
[09:26] Kantoku
Hey, Hio-tan!
[09:28] Kantoku
I'm better now. Leave, please.
[09:30] Kantoku
Hurry. Now.
[09:30] Kantoku
I said, "calm down."
[09:31] Hio
Why aren't you leaving?
[09:35] Kantoku
I broke the door; I can't lock it.
[09:37] Kantoku
So I'll stay the night.
[09:40] Hio
Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
[09:42] Kantoku
What?
[09:43] Kantoku
It'd be dangerous to leave it open.
[09:45] Kantoku
I broke it.
[09:46] Kantoku
It's my responsibility.
[09:48] Kantoku
I won't attack a sick girl.
[09:50] Kantoku
Don't worry.
[09:51] Kantoku
Don't get your hopes up.
[09:52] Hio
I'm not getting my hopes up!
[09:54] Hio
I'm fine, okay?
[09:56] Hio
Thank you.
[09:57] Hio
Please leave.
[09:59] Kantoku
I refuse.
[10:00] Hio
Wh-Why?
[10:02] Kantoku
How could I leave you to be
alone when you're so weak?
[10:05] Kantoku
I'm worried for you.
[10:21] Hio
Aren't you going to sleep, Kantoku?
[10:25] Hio
You can sleep, you know.
[10:27] Hio
I don't think I'll be able to fall asleep.
[10:29] Kantoku
Don't be silly.
[10:30] Kantoku
Hurry up and sleep so you can get better.
[10:51] Kantoku
She actually fell asleep.
[11:34] (Flashback) Kantoku
You're always way too defenseless.
[11:39] (Flashback) Kantoku
It's not my fault if I finally lose control.
[11:46] Hio
Sheesh, Kantoku, what's your problem?
[11:51] Hio
Is it fun playing with my feelings?
[12:01] Umio
Kantoku's taking the day off sick?
[12:03] Sensei-chan
Thank you for waiting. Next customer, please.
[12:06] Sensei-chan
Umi-kun, get me more bonus
posters and folders.
[12:09] Umio
Okay.
[12:11] Umio
Which box is it?
[12:13] Fu-girl
We're out of stock.
[12:14] Fu-girl
What's going on?
[12:15] Kameko
Yonkuri new arrivals here.
[12:17] Kameko
We're getting complaints that there's
role reversal fan fiction mixed in.
[12:19] Sensei-chan
I told you not to let the
cover art style confuse you.
[12:22] Sensei-chan
Forget it, I'll handle it.
[12:25] Hio
It's so much harder without Kantoku.
[12:29] Sensei-chan
All right, let's all go check
on Kantoku when we're done.
[12:32] All
Yeah!
[12:33] Hio
No.
[12:34] Hio
You'll just spread the damage
if you get sick, too.
[12:37] Fu-girl
I want to have a rice soup party.
[12:39] Hio
No.
[12:40] Hio
Never!
[12:45] Kantoku
Tasty.
[12:48] Sensei-chan
What? Sick again?
[12:50] Hio
Yeah, see, here's proof.
[12:52] Sensei-chan
You don't have to prove it.
[12:55] Sensei-chan
Okay, I'll be there right away.
[12:58] Sensei-chan
All right.
SIGN Hey, How're You Feeling?
[13:01] Sensei-chan
Thanks for helping me carry
all this, Sommelier-kun.
[13:05] Sensei-chan
I've never been to Hio-tan's place before.
[13:09] Sensei-chan
I have another reason for
going to Hio-tan's place,
[13:11] ---
aside from checking up on her:
[13:14] Sensei-chan
to see the secret to her cuteness.
[13:17] Sensei-chan
The source of her girl power.
[13:23] Sensei-chan
Quite a few fancy houses.
[13:26] Sensei-chan
Hio-tan must live in a nice house, too.
[13:37] Sensei-chan
It's actually pretty old.
[13:38] Sensei-chan
It's about as old as Sommelier-kun's.
[13:40] Sensei-chan
Is this another rule of girl power?
[13:42] Sensei-chan
I'll have to note it down later.
[13:46] Sensei-chan
Hio-tan.
[13:52] Hio
Hey, it's Sensei-chan and Sommelier-kun.
[13:55] Hio
Thanks for coming.
[13:58] Sensei-chan
Rule number two: wear shabby clothes at home.
[14:01] Sensei-chan
Everything I thought I knew
about girl power was wrong.
[14:03] Sensei-chan
This is important.
[14:05] Hio
Here's my room.
[14:09] Sensei-chan
Rule number three: have a messy room.
[14:12] Sensei-chan
Perhaps crudeness is a necessity at times.
[14:15] Sensei-chan
Anyway, here: water and food.
[14:18] Hio
Thanks.
[14:19] Hio
Also, Sommelier-kun
[14:21] ---
brought movies and manga
for when you can't sleep.
[14:25] Hio
Thanks.
[14:26] Sensei-chan
How's your fever?
[14:30] Sensei-chan
You have a really bad fever.
[14:31] Hio
It won't go down.
[14:33] Sensei-chan
Just get some sleep.
[14:35] Sensei-chan
Is there anything you want me to do?
[14:39] Hio
Can you hang the stuff that's in the washer?
[14:44] Sensei-chan
Rule number four: put your
washing machine outside.
[14:53] Sensei-chan
C-Crazy underwear!
[14:55] Sensei-chan
It hides almost nothing!
[15:02] Sensei-chan
H?
[15:03] Sensei-chan
A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
[15:06] Sensei-chan
H!
[15:07] Sensei-chan
Just how big is it?
[15:12] Sensei-chan
It doesn't latch on anywhere.
[15:14] Sensei-chan
This is H?
[15:20] Sensei-chan
I've seen this in a magazine.
[15:22] Sensei-chan
It's that fishnet that turns you into pork!
[15:24] Sensei-chan
I've never actually touched one.
[15:27] Sensei-chan
Wait, what's this thing?
[15:30] Sensei-chan
It was in the washer, so that must
mean it's something you wear.
[15:34] Sensei-chan
Where, exactly?
[15:37] Sensei-chan
Is it a hairband?
[15:40] Sensei-chan
It gets in the way of my vision, but I guess
[15:43] ---
you have to deal with it to be a fancy girl.
[15:46] Sensei-chan
But really?
[15:50] Sensei-chan
Hio-tan.
[15:51] Hio
I want Hagen-Dazs.
[15:54] Sensei-chan
She's always dressed so cute,
[15:56] Sensei-chan
but she has a monster underneath it.
[16:00] Sensei-chan
This is good research.
[16:02] Sensei-chan
Beware, girl power!
[16:04] Hio
Sensei-chan.
[16:06] Hio
Why are you taking pictures?
[16:08] Hio
Those are my sister's.
[16:11] Kantoku
It is merciless. It has come again.
[16:15] Kantoku
Are you all armed?
[16:17] All
Yes.
[16:19] Umio
I brought the PC version of
the ero-game Die Heart 3.
[16:22] Kantoku
Good. Sommelier.
[16:24] Kantoku
An ero-hon with bonus pantsu.
[16:26] Kantoku
Impressive.
[16:27] Kantoku
Sensei.
[16:28] Kantoku
Various manga for singles.
[16:30] Kantoku
A curveball.
[16:31] Kantoku
But not bad.
[16:33] Fu-girl
I brought this BL comic that got chosen
[16:35] ---
at this year's "This BL is seriously good."
[16:38] Kameko
Singles can sleep well with this.
[16:41] Hio
I brought a whisper CD by
a popular voice actress.
[16:46] Kantoku
All right, let's move out.
[16:47] All
Hooah!
SIGN Christmas Damage Control
SIGN The horror
creeps upon
us!!
SIGN Christmas cancellation notice
SIGN For Singles
SIGN Keep Santa Out
[16:53] Umio
Beware, people!
SIGN Snowy Night
[16:55] Umio
A massive, powerful Christmas is approaching!
[16:58] Kameko
Solo play is dangerous.
Get your weapons here.
[17:03] Kameko
Women here.
[17:06] Hio
The Christmas corner is
pretty strong this year.
[17:10] Fu-girl
Yeah, it's because Kantoku's so busy
[17:13] ---
with work that he had to cancel
the Christmas party this year.
[17:17] Fu-girl
He's venting steam.
[17:18] Hio
Oh, really?
[17:24] Kantoku
Tsumorin.
[17:27] Tsumorin
Kan-chan.
[17:30] Kantoku
Wh-What are you here to buy?
[17:32] Tsumorin
Come on, the same books as always.
SIGN 1,000 ways to %^$* Santa Claus
[17:35] Tsumorin
Damage control for Christmas alone.
[17:37] Kantoku
Don't buy such a disturbed book.
[17:39] Kantoku
Who shelved that book?
[17:42] Tsumorin
What? It's all your fault!
[17:45] Kantoku
Stop crying.
[17:46] Kantoku
Don't drink in the store.
[17:48] A
What's going on? That guy
has a girl crying at him.
[17:51] Umio
What is this, a TV drama?
[17:53] Umio
You sure are living the life.
[17:56] Kantoku
Umio.
[17:57] Umio
Banish him from our paradise!
[18:01] Tsumorin
Serves you right.
[18:02] Sensei-chan
Master Tsumorin.
[18:04] Sensei-chan
Long time no see.
[18:06] Sensei-chan
I have trained hard since then,
[18:09] Sensei-chan
but I still don't understand.
[18:15] Sensei-chan
What is girl power?
[18:18] Tsumorin
Sorry, Sensei-chan.
[18:20] Tsumorin
Forget everything I said.
[18:23] Tsumorin
Girl power won't help get the
attention of the one you love.
[18:27] Sensei-chan
No.
[18:30] Sensei-chan
Then what am I supposed to do?
[18:33] Tsumorin
Don't worry.
[18:36] Tsumorin
You have the person you
love in front of you.
[18:39] ---
You're more ladylike than anyone.
[18:43] Sensei-chan
What are you saying?
[18:46] Tsumorin
It's so obvious.
SIGN End of Line
[18:49] Hio
The line ends here.
[18:51] A
Is Santa-san coming this year, too?
[18:57] Umio
Look out!
[19:02] Hio
Umi-chan.
[19:03] Kantoku
Umio's down!
[19:06] Umio
I-I'm fine.
[19:10] Umio
Onomi-chan
[19:11] ---
protected me.
[19:13] Kantoku
Damn, you scared me.
[19:18] Hio
It's windy all of a sudden.
[19:21] Kantoku
This wind...
[19:23] Kantoku
No.
[19:34] Kantoku
G-men!
[19:37] Umio
Look at her.
[19:38] Umio
She's so ready to enjoy Christmas.
[19:41] Kantoku
We have an emergency.
[19:42] Kantoku
All assemble.
[19:57] G-men
I come today with a request.
[20:05] G-men
These books were deemed
unwholesome and collected by us.
[20:09] G-men
They're scheduled for destruction.
[20:12] G-men
They're abandoned ero-hons.
SIGN Sexy Onii-san!!
SIGN Vegetable Miso Picnic
[20:14] G-men
They haven't been used once.
SIGN Pour that hot chocolate all over me
SIGN I come in the spirit of the season with
SIGN In the Windy City
[20:19] ---
the hopes that they might be used even once.
SIGN I trust that you would use them.
SIGN That you would make their lives complete.
[20:31] B
You're giving us these books?
[20:35] G-men
And I want you to know
that there are many books
[20:38] ---
that do not follow the rules,
and are collected and destroyed.
[20:42] G-men
I don't want to see such
tragic ero-hons being born.
[20:45] G-men
I want them to follow the rules.
[20:57] Kantoku
Direct the line-up.
[20:59] Umio
But it won't earn us profits.
[21:01] Kantoku
Just do it, now.
[21:02] Umio
O-Okay.
[21:04] Umio
Please line up single file.
[21:07] Kameko
We're beginning the distribution.
SIGN I Love Lolis!
SIGN Adult
[21:13] A
I'll use it like it's my own daughter.
[21:18] B
This book was taken away;
I thought I'd never get it.
SIGN Miko Tales
SIGN Adult
SIGN 1,000 Ways to Get a Hot Guy's Attention
[21:29] Tsumorin
Thanks.
[21:33] C
I'm glad I lived so long.
[21:36] D
This turtle's just like yours, Dad.
[21:40] E
It used to be an elephant.
[21:47] Kantoku
This is totally an obstruction of business.
[21:50] G-men
Well then, everyone, Merry Christmas.
[21:59] All
Merry Erostmas!
SIGN Manager
[23:37] Umio
They say that Valentine's day is the memorial
of the Roman Bishop Saint Valentine.
SIGN Thank you for watching.
[23:40] Umio
There is a tradition of giving
gifts to those you care about.
SIGN See you next time!
[23:42] Umio
In Japan, there's a
conspiracy amongst snack
[23:44] ---
manufacturers to make women
give men chocolates, apparently.
SIGN Illustration: Ito Life
SIGN See you again!
[23:50] ---
10 - Wonderful Chocolate / Chocolate Philosophy / Kantoku's Overflowing White Chocolate
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[00:10] Sensei
Good, I didn't forget this year.
[00:17] Sensei
This year.
[00:19] Sensei
I'll do it.
[00:26] Tsumorin
Sensei-chan.
[00:28] Tsumorin
Sensei-chan.
[00:31] Tsumorin
Sensei-chan, are you there?
[00:34] Tsumorin
It's open.
[00:44] Tsumorin
Sensei-chan!
[00:46] Tsumorin
What's wrong?
[00:47] Tsumorin
Are you all right?
[00:48] Tsumorin
Get a grip.
[00:51] Tsumorin
This...
[00:53] Tsumorin
Girl power scouter!
[00:56] Tsumorin
Her girl power is so low.
[00:58] Tsumorin
She must have tried to make
chocolates by herself.
[01:02] Sensei
I was no match for it.
[01:11] Tsumorin
Sensei-chan!
[02:44] Tsumorin
So,
[02:46] ---
Tsumorin's Valentine's Snack Class. Here we go!
[02:50] All
Clap, clap, clap.
[02:53] Tsumorin
Today, we'll be making gâteau au chocolat.
[02:56] Tsumorin
It's dangerous to make chocolates
with low girl power.
[02:59] Tsumorin
Please cook properly and safely.
[03:02] All
Okay.
SIGN Handmade
[03:04] Tsumorin
First, we'll crush the chocolate.
[03:06] Fu-girl
Die!
[03:08] Tsumorin
Be sure you wrap it in
a bag before you hit it.
[03:12] Fu-girl
Right, sorry.
[03:13] Tsumorin
I thought this might happen,
so I prepared crushed chocolate.
[03:18] Tsumorin
Next, we're going to put it in hot water.
[03:21] Tsumorin
Nope, that's not right.
[03:23] Tsumorin
Let's use this pre-melted chocolate.
[03:28] Tsumorin
Next, we're going to whip the dairy
cream until it stands on end.
[03:35] Tsumorin
Nope, that's too much.
[03:36] Tsumorin
Let's wash the decorative strawberries.
[03:36] [SONG] Text
Whipped
[03:39] Kameko
Tsumorin! Oh, no!
[03:41] Kameko
The strawberries have
vanished without a trace.
[03:44] Tsumorin
Oh, didn't you know?
[03:46] ---
That's what happens when you eat them.
[03:48] Tsumorin
Well, what can we do?
[03:50] Tsumorin
Okay, Sensei-chan, could you go
buy us some more strawberries?
[03:55] Tsumorin
Let's whip the egg whites
and sugar to make meringue.
[04:00] Hio
Am I doing it right?
[04:02] Tsumorin
You're doing it wrong.
[04:03] Sensei
I'm back with the groceries.
[04:04] Tsumorin
Thank you.
[04:05] Sensei
Here.
SIGN Bean Sprouts
[04:06] Tsumorin
Unfortunately, these are bean sprouts.
SIGN Local Supermarket T
Strawberries 1 pack = 398 yen
[04:08] Sensei
I'm sorry. It was 398 yen for a pack of strawberries.
[04:11] Sensei
I couldn't shake the guilt.
[04:13] Tsumorin
I asked too much of you.
[04:15] Tsumorin
It's all right, let's move
on without strawberries.
[04:18] Tsumorin
Fuga-chan, did you make the
chocolate decoration to go on top?
[04:21] Fu-girl
Yes, something like this?
[04:23] Tsumorin
That's a masterpiece.
[04:25] Tsumorin
But it won't work on cake, so nope.
[04:27] Tsumorin
Break it down, please.
[04:28] Fu-girl
Okay.
[04:31] Tsumorin
You're having a good time.
[04:33] Tsumorin
And now for the climax.
[04:35] Tsumorin
Careful not to lose your marbles.
[04:38] Tsumorin
Mix the meringue, cake flour,
[04:39] ---
cocoa and chocolate, and put it in the mold.
[04:42] Tsumorin
Bake it in an oven pre-heated to 180 Celsius.
[04:45] Tsumorin
This part is very dangerous, so be careful.
[04:48] All
Okay.
[04:49] All
I got the oven.
[04:51] All
I'll put it in the oven.
[04:53] All
Sensei-chan, wait.
[05:03] All
My glasses!
[05:04] All
My glasses are steamed up!
[05:05] All
My eyes, my eyes!
[05:07] Tsumorin
It's a steamer; be careful.
[05:12] Hio
It's baked.
[05:13] Kameko
It smells good.
[05:15] Fu-girl
Wow.
[05:15] Sensei
We could charge money for this.
[05:17] Tsumorin
Sprinkle some powdered sugar,
[05:19] ---
and done.
[05:21] Tsumorin
This'll be enough to get you
all through Valentine's right?
[05:25] All
Let's eat.
[05:35] All
It's so good!
[05:40] Hio
It melts in my mouth.
[05:42] Sensei
And it's crunchy on the outside.
[05:43] Fu-girl
We could make a shop.
[05:45] Kameko
I can't stop.
[05:47] Tsumorin
It really is good.
[05:50] Tsumorin
This is the best I've made in ten years.
[05:53] Sensei
Master Tsumorin.
[05:55] Sensei
Thank you.
[05:58] Sensei
I could have never made something
this delicious myself.
[06:02] Tsumorin
But the real battle's about to begin.
[06:05] ---
It's harder to give chocolates than it
is to make them on Valentine's Day.
[06:09] Tsumorin
Good luck.
[06:11] Sensei
F-Fank you!
[06:14] Tsumorin
Okay, let's cutely wrap the cakes.
[06:17] ---
Okay!
[06:23] Tsumorin
To think it was so good
that we ate all of it.
SIGN Wonderful Chocolate
[06:35] Sensei
H-Hey, Umi-kun...
[06:36] Umio
Yes?
[06:38] Umio
What is it, Sensei-san?
[06:40] ---
U-Um...
[06:41] Sensei
Well, you see...
[06:44] Umio
Yes?
[06:45] Sensei
I, um, y'know...
[06:48] Umio
What is it?
[06:50] Sensei
I— Can you have the chocolate I made?
[06:55] Umio
Really? Thank you.
[06:57] Umio
It's so good.
[06:58] Umio
It's good, Sensei-san.
[07:00] Sensei
Make this for me every morning
from now on, will you?
[07:06] Umio
What's wrong with you?
[07:07] Umio
You're creeping me out, Sensei-san.
[07:09] Sensei
Oh, that's not it.
[07:11] ---
Um...
[07:12] Sensei
I-I-I— I-I-I-I-Idiot!
[07:16] Umio
Sensei-san.
[07:19] Sensei
I can't. I can't say it.
SIGN Elementary School
[07:23] Sensei
Nothing's ever happened for me until now.
SIGN Middle School
[07:26] Text
I couldn't possibly do Valentine's
for the first time at this age.
SIGN High School
[07:29] Sensei
But
[07:31] ---
I don't want to run anymore.
[07:35] Sensei
Umi-kun.
[07:36] Umio
Y-Yes?
[07:37] Sensei
I want to—
[07:42] Sensei
I can't say it.
[07:44] Umio
Wh-What are you—
[07:46] Sensei
Sorry.
[07:48] Sensei
How much of a wuss am I that
I can't even give chocolate?
[07:53] Umio
Chocolate?
[07:54] Sensei
I didn't mean to say that out loud.
[07:56] Umio
Right, it's Valentine's Day.
[07:59] Umio
Sensei-san, did you make me chocolate?
[08:06] Sensei
Get over yourself, stupid!
[08:09] Umio
I'm so stupid.
SIGN Break Room
[08:24] Tsumorin
Kame-chan.
[08:26] Kameko
Tsumorin.
[08:28] Tsumorin
I got worried about you guys.
[08:30] Tsumorin
Huh?
[08:33] Tsumorin
You still haven't given yours?
[08:36] Kameko
I'm sure it'd only trouble him.
[08:41] Kameko
Everyone has someone they like.
SIGN We Love Boobs After All!!
SIGN My Neighbor Mammaries
SIGN They're
[08:46] ---
slowly starting to catch on.
SIGN I couldn't butt in.
SIGN It's not my place to.
SIGN So I
[09:05] ---
just watch from afar.
SIGN I'm content being a record keeper.
SIGN I'm happier watching than getting caught-up and hurt.
SIGN S-Stop it!
SIGN My hair... My hair's gonna explode!
SIGN You're so mean.
SIGN You act like you know what's going on...
SIGN But you haven't even tried. You can't give up yet.
SIGN So what if it'll trouble him? Give him lots of trouble.
[09:42] Kameko
Thanks, Tsumorin.
[09:47] Kameko
Hey, Tsumorin.
[09:50] ---
Umm...
[09:52] Kameko
I have a request.
[09:54] Tsumorin
Sure, anything.
[09:57] Kameko
This.
[10:06] Kantoku
Hey, Kameko, what's up?
[10:28] Tsumorin
Me, too, then.
[10:34] Tsumorin
Maybe I'll go trouble him, as well.
SIGN Graduation Special
SIGN Tan-colored Room
SIGN Thank you for everything this year
SIGN Thank you,
goodbye
SIGN Kantoku's Overflowing
White Chocolate
SIGN White (Milk) Day
[10:51] Sensei
Oh, yeah. It's White Day today.
[10:57] Umio
Yo, Sensei, lick my candies.
[11:02] Umio
Fu Girl-san, Senpai.
[11:05] Umio
In return for Valentine's Day.
[11:07] Hio
It's so cute.
[11:09] Hio
I enjoyed your chocolates.
[11:12] Hio
Really? That's good. Thanks.
[11:15] Hio
That zombie chocolate was
impressive, Fu Girl-san.
[11:18] Fu-girl
Th-Thank you.
[11:19] Hio
Umi-chan's so considerate.
[11:22] Hio
Kameko-san.
[11:24] Hio
For White Day.
[11:25] Kameko
Thank you.
[11:32] Umio
I don't have one for you.
[11:33] ---
D'oh!
[11:34] Sensei
Wh-Why not?
[11:36] Umio
You didn't give me one.
[11:39] Sensei
Well yeah, but...
[11:46] Sensei
Fuga-chan, a zombie!
[12:00] Kameko
This is epic!
[12:04] Hio
What's that? It's cute.
[12:07] Kameko
This?
[12:10] (Flashback) Kantoku
Here, a present.
[12:15] (Flashback) Kameko
Hey, what exactly is going on?
[12:18] (Flashback) Kantoku
It's White Day today.
[12:20] (Flashback) Kantoku
I'm reciprocating.
[12:23] (Flashback) Kameko
You? Reciprocating? It's going to snow.
[12:28] (Flashback) Kantoku
You're rude, aren't you?
[12:30] (Flashback) Kantoku
Sorry it's such a simple gift idea.
[12:33] (Flashback) Kantoku
I don't really know what
to do in these situations.
[12:36] Kameko
Kantoku doesn't think anything
of giving me something like this.
[12:41] Kameko
Maybe I'm being too negative.
[12:45] (Flashback) Kantoku
Was that a bit weird?
[12:47] (Flashback) Kameko
No, I'm happy.
[12:49] (Flashback) Kameko
It's a family treasure,
[12:51] (Flashback) ---
I'll put it on my home shrine
and pray to it every day.
[12:52] (Flashback) Kantoku
You don't need to go that far.
[12:58] (Flashback) Kantoku
Here.
[12:59] (Flashback) Kantoku
That's about right.
[13:01] (Flashback) Kantoku
Break time's up.
[13:03] (Flashback) Kantoku
Later.
[13:13] Kantoku
This is my
[13:17] ---
treasure.
[13:19] Umio
I actually brought yours, Sensei.
[13:23] Sensei
S-Sorry, Umi-kun.
[13:26] Kantoku
All right, everyone,
[13:28] ---
you can head home once
you're done un-shelving.
[13:31] All
Okay.
[13:33] Umio
Good work today.
[13:35] Fu-girl
Good work.
[13:36] Kameko
Good work.
[13:38] Hio
Yay, done.
[13:40] Kantoku
I'm done for the day, too.
Man, I'm so tired.
[13:43] Hio
We should go home, too, then.
[13:47] Kantoku
Yes, Umanohone here.
[13:50] Kantoku
Oh, thank you for your business.
[13:51] Kantoku
Yes.
[13:52] Kantoku
Yes.
[13:53] Kantoku
What? Add stock for tomorrow's new books?
[13:56] Kantoku
Thank you.
[13:59] Kantoku
Yes, bye.
[14:02] Hio
We're setting up now?
[14:04] Kantoku
You can go home, Hio-tan.
[14:06] Kantoku
Manager and I will do it.
[14:09] Hio
I already overheard, though.
[14:11] Hio
I'll help.
[14:13] Hio
Jeez.
[14:14] Hio
You can't do anything without me.
[14:15] Kantoku
She has a strong sense of
responsibility at times like these.
[14:18] Kantoku
All right, let's go to the corner
store before we start work.
[14:20] Hio
Okay.
[14:22] Kantoku
It's on me. Leave your stuff here.
[14:26] Hio
Really?
[14:29] Kantoku
I think that's way too much.
[14:31] Hio
I can handle it.
[14:33] Kantoku
You'll get fat.
[14:34] Hio
I can't hear you.
[14:36] Kantoku
Hear me!
[14:42] Kantoku
Huh?
[14:43] Hio
What's wrong?
[14:45] Kantoku
I think Manager locked
the store and went home.
[14:48] Hio
No way.
[14:49] Hio
My entire fortune is in the store.
SIGN The Little Haagen Dazs Girl
[14:52] Hio
I'll have to make a living
selling this ice cream.
[14:55] Kantoku
Calm down, Hio-tan.
[14:57] Kantoku
Yes, yes, yes.
[15:01] Kantoku
Huh? You're already home?
[15:04] Kantoku
Yes, so anyway, thanks.
[15:08] Kantoku
Yes, goodbye.
[15:11] Kantoku
Manager says he'll come to open the
door first thing in the morning.
[15:13] Hio
Morning? Really?
[15:15] Hio
What should I do?
[15:16] Hio
There are no more trains,
and I live pretty far.
[15:20] Kantoku
Guess it can't be helped.
SIGN Caught You On a Sleepless Night
[15:27] Hio
Why aren't the private rooms open?
[15:29] Kantoku
There's a popular ero-game
that's going on sale today.
[15:32] Kantoku
There must be a lot of people going
[15:34] ---
home from the midnight sale
or lining up until morning.
[15:37] Hio
Really?
[15:39] Hio
I wonder if they thought we were a couple.
[15:51] Kantoku
We have work early in the morning.
[15:52] Kantoku
Go to sleep.
[15:53] Hio
Speak for yourself.
[15:55] Kantoku
I'll be fine.
[15:57] Hio
I'm not sleepy, either.
[15:59] Kantoku
Liar.
[16:01] Hio
I'll go find something to drink.
[16:03] Hio
What would you like?
[16:05] Kantoku
Coffee, then, please.
[16:07] Hio
You don't intend to sleep, do you?
[16:10] Kantoku
What about you?
[16:12] Hio
I'll have coffee, too.
[16:14] Kantoku
Sleep, damn it!
[16:20] Kantoku
Thanks.
[16:26] Kantoku
A-Are you okay?!
[16:28] Hio
It's hot...
[16:30] Kantoku
That took a while.
[16:31] Hio
Sorry, I—
[16:32] Kantoku
It's fine. Go wash up before it stains.
[16:36] Kantoku
There's a shower room here.
[16:38] Hio
Okay.
[16:40] Hio
But I don't have anything else.
[16:44] Hio
Why are you undressing?
[16:48] Kantoku
Here.
[16:49] Kantoku
Wear my clothes.
[16:57] Hio
I really don't know what Kantoku's thinking.
[17:02] Hio
What's he doing?
[17:03] Hio
Is he sincere? Is it calculated?
[17:06] Hio
Damn it, Kantoku, you idiot.
[17:11] (Flashback) Tsumorin
You knew about my feelings, huh?
[17:13] (Flashback) Hio
Sorry, I overheard you at the hot springs.
[17:17] (Flashback) Tsumorin
I see.
[17:18] (Flashback) Hio
So why do you always help me out?
[17:24] (Flashback) Tsumorin
Because I want to give up, I think.
[17:28] (Flashback) Tsumorin
I know I have to give up, now.
[17:32] (Flashback) Tsumorin
But Kan-chan's too nice.
[17:34] (Flashback) ---
He doesn't let me give up.
[17:37] (Flashback) Tsumorin
Seriously, that guy's terrible.
[17:40] (Flashback) Hio
Calm down, Tsumorin.
[17:43] (Flashback) Hio
But if you like Kantoku so
much, maybe I shouldn't—
[17:47] (Flashback) Tsumorin
No.
[17:50] (Flashback) Tsumorin
You're not allowed to pass him up.
[17:52] (Flashback) Tsumorin
You'd be letting my advice go to waste.
[17:55] (Flashback) Hio
But I don't
[17:59] (Flashback) ---
know yet.
[18:02] (Flashback) Tsumorin
It's okay.
[18:04] Tsumorin
Kan-chan is...
[18:22] Hio
It smells like Kantoku.
[18:29] Kantoku
You're back, Hio-tan.
[18:31] Hio
Yes.
[18:32] Hio
Aren't you going to take a shower, Kantoku?
[18:35] Kantoku
I'll be fine.
[18:42] Hio
Kantoku, your clothes,
[18:44] ---
they stink.
[18:45] Kantoku
Seriously?
[18:46] Kantoku
I'm hurt.
[18:58] Kantoku
Hey, Hio-tan.
[18:59] Hio
What is it?
[19:01] Kantoku
You're too defenseless.
[19:05] Hio
So what if I am?
[19:12] Kantoku
This.
[19:16] Hio
I-I'll be fine.
[19:20] Hio
The Kantoku I know
[19:24] ---
would wait until I have an answer.
[19:33] Kantoku
What do you know about me?
[19:37] Kantoku
I'm going to sleep.
[19:40] Kantoku
Night.
[19:42] Hio
Good night.
[19:54] Hio
That surprised me.
[19:56] Hio
I was a bit scared.
[19:58] Hio
Kantoku, you idiot.
[20:00] Hio
How can I sleep now?
[20:09] Kantoku
All right, let's do it.
[20:10] Hio
Okay.
[20:11] Kantoku
Lay out the new books and
make room in the process.
[20:14] Kantoku
Make towers out of the flat-pile
books to make more space.
[20:17] Hio
Okay.
[20:18] Kantoku
Stack the side-stack books vertically, too.
[20:20] Kantoku
Got it?
[20:21] Hio
Yes.
SIGN Manager's Pick!
SIGN Bonus!
SIGN Anime confirmed!!
SIGN Newest volume: 21
[20:30] Hio
Good work, Kantoku-san, dear.
[20:34] Kantoku
You did well, Hio-tan.
[20:39] Tsumorin
Hello.
[20:40] Tsumorin
I brought snacks.
[20:43] Tsumorin
Are you both going home?
[20:45] Kantoku
You're always so helpful, Tsumorin.
[20:47] Hio
Thank you, thank you.
[20:50] Tsumorin
You're both so old.
[20:52] Tsumorin
Good work.
[20:54] Kantoku
Shall we get going?
[20:56] Hio
Yes, let us go home.
[20:58] Tsumorin
Are they going to be okay?
[21:28] Tsumorin
I could tell instantly.
[21:31] Tsumorin
Those two are going to be okay, now.
[21:34] Tsumorin
I'm an awful woman.
[21:37] Tsumorin
I was pretending to give advice,
[21:40] ---
but I was actually just using them.
[21:43] Tsumorin
But...
[21:53] ---
now I can
[21:57] ---
finally give up.
SIGN Manager
[23:37] Tsumorin
A girl dreams. Of a beautiful first kiss,
SIGN Thank you for watching.
[23:40] ---
of a romantic, dream-like, heart-pounding,
feeling like being in heaven.
SIGN See you next time!
[23:44] Tsumorin
I remember I used to, too.
SIGN Prince of the Shuttlecock
SIGN Illustration: Sumeragi Kohaku
SIGN Uma-kun's Recommendation!
SIGN They're almost more than friends,
but they're not. The definitive edition
of the stylish badminton manga!
The boomerang slash gets countered
by his rival's new secret technique!
My pulsating shuttlecock has 109 gears!
SIGN Look for this next week!? See you again!
11 - Starting Young / Life, Exposed / The Lips
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:13] G-men
I have lessons as soon as I get home.
[00:16] (Flashback) Mom
This is all for your sake.
[00:18] (Flashback) Mom
Study hard, and become a good civil servant.
[00:25] G-men
I don't want to go home.
[00:27] A
Oh, awesome!
[00:35] FBI
I never knew it's like this.
[00:37] C
Seriously?
[00:40] G-men
Those boys are in my class.
[00:43] G-men
What're they doing?
[00:45] A
I can't believe you found all these
high-quality books of the kind we like.
[00:49] FBI
You're so amazing.
SIGN Precocious
[00:51] A
Okay, from now on,
we're calling you "Sommelier."
[02:27] A
"Sommelier," that's perfect.
[02:29] FBI
Yeah.
[02:34] G-men
Pervy books.
[02:36] G-men
Onii-chan's reading them all the time.
[02:39] G-men
But why do boys like them?
[02:42] G-men
I hate pervy books.
[02:46] A
Who's there?
[02:48] FBI
It's the class rep.
[02:49] FBI
Catch her!
[03:02] A
Be quiet.
[03:05] A
Stop squirming.
[03:08] G-men
Let me go.
[03:10] G-men
I'll tell Sensei.
[03:12] FBI
What are we going to do with her?
[03:14] A
It's the class rep, of all people.
[03:19] G-men
Wh-What are you going to do to me?
[03:24] G-men
A-Are you going silence me?
[03:28] G-men
No!
SIGN Mature Woman
[03:34] G-men
What? Are you trying to negotiate with me?
[03:37] G-men
I don't want that.
[03:39] G-men
I hate pervy books.
[03:44] G-men
I said, "I don't want it."
SIGN Huge Boobs
SIGN Here come the boobs!! Boobs!!
[03:46] G-men
I still don't want it.
SIGN Prince of the Shuttlecock
[03:49] G-men
I hate pervy—
SIGN Prince of the Shuttlecock
[03:53] G-men
It's that tennis manga I like.
[03:58] G-men
But I've never seen this cover.
[04:01] G-men
Is it a special?
[04:05] G-men
I want to see it.
[04:07] G-men
Fine.
[04:08] G-men
I won't tell Sensei.
[04:12] All
Yay!
[04:13] G-men
But in exchange,
[04:15] ---
can you do something for me?
SIGN Starting Young
[04:24] FBI
The password.
[04:25] FBI
The Wind...
[04:26] G-men
Valley.
[04:28] FBI
Good, come in.
[04:30] FBI
Class rep, did you bring the stuff?
[04:33] G-men
Yeah.
[04:36] G-men
The books that Onii-chan threw out.
[04:38] FBI
You brought plenty.
[04:44] FBI
Sommelier, your thoughts?
SIGN Tiny Boobs
[04:50] A
Sommelier approves!
[04:51] FBI
You're in.
[04:54] G-men
Thanks.
[05:09] FBI
Sommelier's had a good hunt, too.
[05:11] G-men
Let's see what we got.
SIGN Pretty Kimonos
[05:15] FBI
My catch sucks.
[05:16] FBI
It's all women's magazines.
[05:20] A
Sommelier made a huge find.
[05:23] A
He's good.
[05:46] A
Damn.
[06:00] G-men
Is it just you, Sommelier-kun?
[06:22] G-men
Did you think I wouldn't be here either?
[06:24] G-men
It's raining hard, after all.
[06:26] G-men
But I'm here.
[06:28] G-men
I can't come here after—
[06:34] G-men
No. It's nothing.
[06:38] G-men
We haven't had many new books.
[06:40] G-men
We're running out.
[06:44] G-men
This?
[06:46] G-men
It's the one you showed me first.
[06:49] G-men
My favorite.
[06:57] G-men
This is...
[06:59] ---
an underground storage?
[07:01] G-men
Your treasure trove, huh?
[07:03] G-men
Do the other two not know?
[07:07] G-men
Then it's our secret.
[07:10] G-men
Then in exchange...
[07:17] G-men
I actually wear glasses.
[07:21] G-men
You're not surprised?
[07:23] G-men
I've been keeping it a secret at school.
[07:25] G-men
Something else, then. I know!
[07:29] G-men
I'll bring some of Onii-chan's
crazy books tomorrow.
[07:34] G-men
Look forward to it.
[07:40] Teacher
Apparently some of my students have
been hanging out in an empty home.
[07:44] Teacher
I'm told they have some
objectionable books with them.
[07:47] Teacher
I'm going to do a surprise inspection.
[07:50] Teacher
Put your bags on your desk.
[07:53] G-men
No way, we're busted.
[07:55] G-men
That crazy book I'm giving to
Sommelier-kun is in my bag.
SIGN Doeraimon
[08:00] Teacher
All right, good.
[08:05] Teacher
All right.
[08:11] Teacher
All right, okay.
[08:22] Teacher
This is despicable.
[08:24] Teacher
I'm taking this.
[08:26] Teacher
Come to the staff office.
[08:39] G-men
Sommelier-kun defended me.
[08:42] G-men
They know the secret of the shed.
[08:44] G-men
It's only a matter of time
before they clean it out.
[08:47] G-men
I have to...
[08:48] ---
I have to at least...
[08:59] G-men
I have to at least protect these
books that Sommelier-kun left me.
[09:05] G-men
They're already here.
[09:08] A
Anyone here?
[09:12] G-men
Hurry up and go.
[09:15] Teacher
No, actually, I'm not angry at all.
[09:18] Teacher
It's normal at your age.
[09:21] Teacher
I did it, too.
[09:24] Teacher
But don't go into that house anymore.
[09:28] Teacher
That house is being torn down today.
[09:39] G-men
What?
[09:40] G-men
What's going on?
[09:48] G-men
It won't open.
[09:58] G-men
The treasure.
[10:00] G-men
It's over.
[10:06] G-men
Help me—
[10:11] A
Stop, stop!
[10:13] A
A kid just ran in there.
[10:18] G-men
Sorry, Sommelier-kun.
[10:21] G-men
I couldn't protect them.
[10:24] G-men
I couldn't protect the ero-books.
[10:28] G-men
I'm sorry.
[10:43] G-men
One last thing I can do.
[10:47] (Flashback) Teacher
I know this is sudden,
[10:49] (Flashback) ---
but she's moving away for
her father's work reasons.
[10:57] G-men
I wanted to protect the treasure,
[11:03] G-men
but I couldn't.
SIGN For Sale
[11:13] G-men
Oh, yeah. Sommelier-kun, here.
SIGN Doeraimon
[11:23] G-men
Well, bye-bye.
SIGN Beards, Romance, Love
[11:54] G-men
I love it.
[11:59] G-men
I love ero-books!
[12:08] G-men
When I grow up, I'm going to be
a person that protects ero-books.
[12:15] G-men
So show me more ero-books when
we grow up, Sommelier-kun.
SIGN Prince of the Shuttlecock
[12:47] G-men
Time to break a leg.
[13:07] Tsumorin
Good morning. Tsumorin here.
[13:09] Tsumorin
Today, we're here at Sensei-chan's
home to check her girl power.
[13:13] Tsumorin
It'll be dangerous reporting,
but we'll get as close as we can.
[13:18] Tsumorin
Sensei-chan appears to be sleeping, still.
[13:23] Tsumorin
Her wake-up alarm is ringing.
[13:24] Tsumorin
It's time to wake up.
[13:27] Tsumorin
What's this? She's not reacting.
[13:30] Tsumorin
She's completely unresponsive
to the growing noise.
[13:34] Tsumorin
She's still not waking up.
[13:36] Tsumorin
How far will this go?
[13:42] Tsumorin
Two hours have already passed.
[13:46] Tsumorin
She's waking up.
[13:48] Tsumorin
Finally, she's getting up!
[13:49] Tsumorin
This is good footage.
SIGN 12 PM Oversleep time: 3:58:42
[13:56] Tsumorin
And now she's self-loathing.
[13:58] Tsumorin
The weight of having overslept by
four hours bears heavily upon her.
[14:02] Hio-tan
She's getting ready to go out.
[14:04] Tsumorin
She's gathering her work tools.
[14:06] Tsumorin
Statistically, she'll likely be going
to the family restaurant.
[14:09] Hio-tan
Why the family restaurant?
[14:11] Tsumorin
The lack of distractions
helps her focus on work.
[14:15] Tsumorin
I often do the same thing.
[14:18] Tsumorin
Crikey!
[14:19] Tsumorin
What's this?!
[14:21] Tsumorin
She's eating. She's eating before
she goes to the family restaurant.
[14:24] Tsumorin
How could this be?
[14:26] Hio-tan
What could this mean?
[14:28] Tsumorin
Food is expensive at the family restaurant.
[14:31] Tsumorin
Therefore, she eats at home to save money.
[14:33] Tsumorin
I often do the same, too.
[14:37] Sensei
Thanks for the food.
[14:42] Tsumorin
Oh my, she's putting the ramen soup into
the fridge instead of throwing it out.
[14:45] Tsumorin
She's sustainable.
[14:46] Tsumorin
She's sustainable.
[14:47] Hio-tan
What exactly is going on?
[14:49] Tsumorin
That ramen is one of the more
expensive instant ramens.
[14:53] Tsumorin
She'll keep the soup and cook
noodles separately later.
[14:56] Tsumorin
I often did that, too.
[15:00] Tsumorin
And she's leaving the house.
[15:06] Tsumorin
She's entering the family
restaurant, as we suspected.
[15:07] Tsumorin
And her order?
[15:09] Tsumorin
Drinks only, of course.
[15:11] Tsumorin
She has the basics down pat.
SIGN 1 hour later
[15:19] Tsumorin
She's unwavering.
[15:21] Tsumorin
A steady poise.
SIGN 3 hours later
[15:28] Tsumorin
Oh?
[15:29] Tsumorin
Now she's eyeing the dessert menu.
[15:31] Tsumorin
But she holds back.
SIGN 5 hours later
[15:37] Hio-tan
She has amazing concentration.
[15:39] Tsumorin
Her record continues to grow.
SIGN 8 hours 45 minutes later
[15:48] Tsumorin
Look, she's about to give in.
[15:51] Tsumorin
She's staring at the menu.
[15:56] Hio-tan
What's going on?
[15:57] Tsumorin
Orders past 10 PM become
expensive with late-night fees.
[16:02] Tsumorin
She's better off eating
now rather than later.
[16:05] Tsumorin
It's a trap!
[16:06] Hio-tan
That's a trap?
[16:08] Tsumorin
I call it the Ten-o-Clock Wall.
[16:10] Tsumorin
She fought it admirably with
only the drink bar to help her.
[16:12] Tsumorin
She's already set enough of a record.
[16:14] Tsumorin
She could finish it off.
[16:16] Tsumorin
I-Impossible.
[16:20] Tsumorin
She resisted.
[16:21] Tsumorin
She resisted.
[16:23] Tsumorin
What drives her to do this?
[16:25] Tsumorin
There's only one answer.
[16:26] Tsumorin
Her wallet speaks!
[16:30] Tsumorin
And she immerses herself in work,
as if to shrug away her misery.
SIGN I like you
[16:37] Tsumorin
The manuscript is complete!
[16:38] Hio-tan
She did it!
[16:40] Tsumorin
But she might buy sweets
to congratulate herself.
SIGN Time spent using only the drink bar:
[16:44] Tsumorin
No! She has a will of steel!
SIGN She leaves without a hitch!
SIGN An amazing record.
SIGN But don't imitate this.
SIGN She safely arrives home.
SIGN The first thing she does?
SIGN Ramen!
SIGN With the soup from lunch!
SIGN Life, Exposed
[17:21] Tsumorin
That concludes the Sensei-chan Report.
[17:22] Tsumorin
You mean your spying!
SIGN The Lips
[17:28] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun.
[17:34] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun.
[17:37] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun.
[17:41] Fu-girl
I'm over here.
[17:43] Fu-girl
You're so awful, how could you not notice?
[17:47] Fu-girl
Kantoku's asking you to come to
the storage when you're done here.
[17:57] Fu-girl
Just because I'm small, he doesn't notice me.
[18:00] Fu-girl
He's awful.
[18:02] Hio-tan
What's wrong? Why are you sighing?
[18:05] Hio-tan
You're going to let your happiness out.
[18:07] Fu-girl
He won't even see me if I don't get bigger.
[18:10] Fu-girl
Like, I'm not even in his field of view.
SIGN Jugs
[18:23] Text
I need to get bigger, or he won't even see.
SIGN Fuga-chan, let's go for lunch—
SIGN What's wrong, Fuga-chan?
[18:34] Hio-tan
I see.
[18:37] Hio-tan
I see.
[18:38] Hio-tan
You want to get bigger.
[18:43] Hio-tan
You have to eat lots and sleep well.
[18:46] Hio-tan
But you can't grow right away.
[18:51] Hio-tan
Oh, I know.
[18:52] Hio-tan
Let's get Umi-chan to help.
[18:57] Hio-tan
Sommelier-kun.
[19:03] Hio-tan
Tada.
[19:06] Hio-tan
It's not the Sommelier Tank,
it's the Umi-chan Tank!
[19:10] Hio-tan
Now Sommelier won't overlook Fuga-chan.
[19:17] Fu-girl
Hey, Sommelier-kun, I—
[19:20] Umio
The back of my head feels warm.
[19:25] Umio
My head's going to explode!
[19:29] Fu-girl
Get a grip, horsey! Damn you!
[19:31] Umio
It's hard to keep balance piggybacking.
[19:44] Hio-tan
Fuga-chan, Sommelier-kun.
[19:46] Umio
A-Are you all right?
[19:49] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun.
[19:50] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun, get a grip.
[19:53] Umio
Man, she took him out with a single blow.
[19:56] Fu-girl
Having a hard head increases
your chances of survival.
[19:59] Umio
Let's help him already.
[20:01] Umio
Let's take him to the nap room.
[20:08] Kantoku
Keep it cold and he'll be fine, I'm sure.
[20:10] Fu-girl
Thank you, Kantoku.
[20:12] Kantoku
Come on, let's get back to work.
[20:16] Fu-girl
He looks like he's having nightmares.
[20:19] Fu-girl
Can I stay to keep an eye on him?
[20:21] Kantoku
Sure, the shop will be fine.
[20:23] Kantoku
Later.
[20:32] Fu-girl
It's so swollen.
[20:34] Fu-girl
I'm sorry, Sommelier-kun.
[20:43] Fu-girl
Sommelier-kun's surprisingly
cute when he's asleep.
[21:17] Umio
Oh, Fu Girl-san.
[21:18] Umio
How's Sommelier-san?
SIGN Manager
[23:37] Fu-girl
I kissed him. I kissed him. I kissed him...
SIGN Thank you for watching.
SIGN See you next time!
SIGN Illustration: Kobayashi Yu
SIGN See you again!
12 - The Hermit's Library / When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom /
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:03] Umio
Are you all right, Sensei-san?
SIGN It's the last episode of Denki-gai.
[00:05] Hio
Jeez, Umi-chan, you shouldn't
have gotten her so drunk
SIGN It's a little sad...
[00:08] ---
just because Kantoku's paying.
SIGN It was brief, but thank you, everyone!!
[00:10] Umio
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
[00:11] Hio
Okay. I'm heading home now.
[00:13] Hio
Takaido is far from here. Bye.
SIGN Please continue to support Denki-gai in the future!
[00:14] Umio
Good work.
[00:16] Umio
Come on, the last train's going to arrive.
SIGN Finally, a word from our mascot, Umanami-chan:
[00:19] Umio
Let's hurry.
[00:21] Umio
Get up.
SIGN Just a quick word, then...
SIGN You can get drunk, but don't let the drunk get you
[00:30] Umio
Are you all right?
[00:31] Umio
Sensei-san!
[00:35] A
The next station is Koiwa.
[00:38] Umio
Okay, Sensei-san, I get off here.
[00:41] Sensei
I can't...
[00:44] Umio
Sensei-san.
[00:47] Umio
Sensei!
[00:51] Umio
Sensei-san!
[00:55] Umio
Sensei-san, are you all right?
[01:02] Umio
Are you okay?
[01:11] Sensei
I feel terrible.
[01:12] Umio
There are no more trains.
[01:14] Umio
Could you walk one more station?
[01:16] Umio
I guess not.
[01:18] Umio
A taxi?
[01:25] Umio
Oh, well.
[01:28] Umio
Do you want to come rest at my place?
[01:30] Sensei
Okay.
[01:38] Umio
Sensei-san, be careful, you're teetering.
[01:42] Umio
Here.
[01:44] Umio
Take my hand.
[02:15] Umio
What's wrong, Sensei?
SIGN The Hermit's Library
[02:18] Umio
We're at my apartment.
[02:21] Umio
I brought Sensei-san here
because of the circumstances,
[02:24] ---
but is this all right?
[02:26] Umio
I'll be ready in 40 seconds.
[02:28] Umio
Wait here, please.
[02:41] Umio
Clean-up mission, start!
[02:44] Umio
First, all the ero-manga and ero-doujins
go in the back of the shelf.
[02:48] Umio
And hide them with wholesome books.
SIGN A Pervy Book | An Unwholesome Book | Not Upright | Sleazy Hentai | Sleazy | Super Ero | Eros | Ero | Ero | Eroero
SIGN Fairly Normal | Interesting Book | Nice | Serious | Not Ero | Normal A Proper Book | Serious Business | Really Serious The Wholesome | Insanely Wholesome
[02:52] Umio
Next, all my body pillows!
[02:54] Umio
Stuff them in the closet!
[02:58] Umio
Put all the scraps and
tissues in my garbage bag.
[03:02] Umio
Shove it in the bath tub!
[03:04] Umio
Hide it with the shower curtain!
[03:06] Umio
Any wives I can't put in
my closet go in the fridge!
[03:10] Umio
Change my computer desktop
to the default one!
[03:13] Umio
Clean the flooring, clear the odors!
[03:17] Umio
Mission accomplished!
[03:22] Umio
Thanks for waiting.
[03:26] Umio
Are you all right?
[03:28] Sensei
Yeah, I think I feel a lot better.
[03:31] Sensei
I kind of let myself come
to Umi-kun's place,
[03:35] ---
but come to think of it, I'm kind of nervous.
[03:38] Sensei
On top of that,
[03:41] Sensei
He saw me embarrass myself!
[03:45] Umio
Sensei-san, are you all right?
[03:47] Umio
This'll refresh you. Drink it.
[03:50] Umio
The washroom's over there.
[03:51] Umio
Be sure to go as soon as you need to.
[03:54] Sensei
Thanks.
[03:56] Sensei
What's going on?
[03:57] Sensei
He's nicer than usual.
[03:59] Sensei
I've never seen Umi-kun like this.
[04:02] Sensei
Is it because I'm drunk?
SIGN Answer: He feels guilty for making her drink so much
[04:09] Sensei
I want water.
[04:11] Umio
Here.
[04:12] Sensei
I feel sick.
[04:13] Sensei
Rub my back.
[04:14] Umio
Okay.
[04:15] Sensei
Massage my shoulders.
[04:17] Umio
Okay.
[04:18] Sensei
Clean my glasses.
[04:19] Umio
Okay.
[04:20] Sensei
Fair-breeze my track jacket.
[04:22] Umio
Okay.
[04:24] Sensei
Umi-kun does everything I ask.
[04:27] Sensei
All right, I can pretend I'm drunk.
[04:30] Sensei
Now...
[04:31] Umio
Yes?
[04:32] Sensei
Uh...
[04:37] Sensei
P-Pat my head.
[04:41] Umio
What?
[04:45] Sensei
I went too far!
[04:51] Umio
Um, like this?
[04:55] Sensei
Yeah.
[04:56] Umio
Sorry, I'm kind of confused.
[04:59] Sensei
Yeah.
[05:01] Umio
Your hair's so shiny, Sensei-san.
[05:04] Sensei
Yeah? Thanks.
[05:07] Sensei
I didn't think he really would.
[05:09] Sensei
But no more.
[05:12] Sensei
Screw it, let's go.
[05:15] Sensei
Can I... Can I put my head on your lap?
[05:19] Umio
Huh?
[05:23] Sensei
I said it!
[05:24] Sensei
Is it okay? Will he freak out?
[05:28] Sensei
He's hesitating!
[05:31] Sensei
Look at his face!
He doesn't know what to do!
[05:34] Sensei
This floor's so hard and cold and gross!
[05:37] Sensei
Do it, or I'll puke!
[05:38] Sensei
Now! I'll puke now!
[05:40] Umio
Okay, I got it.
[05:41] Umio
It can't be helped.
[05:42] Umio
Okay.
[05:44] Umio
Here.
[06:04] Sensei
No creepy sounds!
[06:06] Umio
Sorry, I respond to having
my thighs touched,
[06:09] Umio
even when I have a cat on my lap.
[06:15] Sensei
I'm okay now.
[06:16] Sensei
I'll take the first train home.
[06:18] Umio
Take your time.
[06:20] Sensei
Okay.
[06:21] Sensei
Really, though,
[06:23] ---
when I take a good look, it's nice and tidy.
[06:26] Sensei
There's nothing otaku-ish about his room.
[06:31] Sensei
You're reading this manga, too?
[06:34] Sensei
Am I not allowed to read it?
[06:36] Umio
No, I mean...
[06:37] Sensei
Ah, I get it.
[06:39] Sensei
Books are important.
[06:40] ---
Uh... yeah!
[06:42] Umio
The ero-hon behind it!
[06:44] Sensei
Can I look something up online?
SIGN Internet Eroxplorer
[06:47] Text
The ero-website I was looking at earlier!
SIGN Proper Chorome Search
[06:50] Sensei
What's wrong, Umi-kun?
[06:53] Umio
It's the other browser.
[06:55] Umio
I'm saved.
[06:56] Sensei
Can I put my bottle in the fridge?
[06:59] Sensei
Hey, your closet looks
like it's about to open.
[07:02] Sensei
Where's the garbage bag?
[07:04] Sensei
Are you all right?
[07:06] Umio
Yes.
SIGN Butt
[07:08] ---
It's my butt cushion that was
mixed with my normal ones, Shiri!
[07:13] ---
I have to hide it before she finds out.
[07:15] ---
Sensei-san,
[07:17] ---
have you seen this manga?
[07:19] Sensei
Which one?
[07:20] Umio
This one.
[07:21] Sensei
Why is he suddenly coming so close to me?
[07:24] Umio
The backgrounds in this
manga are edited photos,
[07:25] Umio
Almost got it!
[07:27] ---
but it's seriously good. See?
[07:30] Sensei
Umi-kun put his hand on my shoulder!
[07:46] Umio
Sensei-san's face up close.
[07:51] Umio
Looking at her now, Sensei-san is...
[07:58] Sensei
U-Umi—
[08:03] Umio
Huh?
[08:05] Sensei
Huh?
[08:22] Umio
Garbage.
[08:23] Umio
She's looking at me like
she's looking at garbage!
[08:27] Umio
After all that, she found out.
[08:29] Sensei
Confiscated!
[08:30] Umio
Okay.
SIGN Park Map
[08:42] Kantoku
Thank you, everyone, for gathering
here on this busy day.
[08:49] Kantoku
We will now begin the Umanohone Kantoku team
[08:51] ---
cosplay cherry blossom picnic.
[08:54] Kantoku
Cheers!
[08:56] All
Cheers!
[09:03] Hio
Let's dig in.
[09:04] All
Let's eat.
[09:07] Hio
I never knew there was a
place like this so close to Uma.
[09:10] Kantoku
Yeah, it's not crowded
either. It's nice, right?
[09:14] Umio
Kantoku, what exactly is this about?
[09:17] Kantoku
What?
[09:17] Umio
What about Tsumorin?
[09:19] Tsumorin
I love cosplay!
[09:20] Umio
What about Tsumorin?!
[09:21] Tsumorin
I love drinking!
[09:23] Umio
Why haven't you called Tsumorin?!
[09:25] Kantoku
She's at a signing overseas.
[09:28] Umio
Such a popular author.
[09:30] Kantoku
Besides, she's an outsider.
[09:33] Umio
Don't call her an outsider.
[09:35] Umio
Why is G-men-san here?
[09:37] Umio
She's totally cosplaying, too.
[09:39] Kantoku
That's true.
[09:41] Kantoku
Don't drink.
[09:44] Kantoku
Say something.
[09:46] Kantoku
You're pretty wasted!
[09:48] Hio
Sommelier-kun invited her.
[09:53] Hio
Come on, the more the merrier.
[09:58] Kantoku
Fine, I guess.
[10:03] Umio
Help me!
[10:04] Umio
My manuscript won't go through!
[10:07] Sensei
There, there, let's drink
up and forget about it.
[10:13] Sensei
Damn, you're strong.
[10:16] Sensei
Now, one more.
[10:18] Sensei
Here, Hiotan-senpai, G-men-san, drink up.
[10:22] Hio
Thanks, just a little bit.
[10:24] ---
Sure thing.
[10:24] G-men
Thank you.
[10:25] ---
Whoa, there.
[10:28] Umio
How about you, Kameko-san?
[10:29] Kameko
I can't take a drop of alcohol.
[10:32] Umio
Oh, dear. Have some oolong tea, then.
[10:34] Kameko
Thanks.
[10:36] Umio
Fu-girl-san, chug that coffee milk!
[10:39] Fu-girl
Yeah, thanks.
[10:41] Umio
I'll gather the trash.
[10:43] Kantoku
Umio's helper skills are activated.
[10:46] Umio
Let's raise the roof!
SIGN Bishoujo
SIGN Coshee
[11:19] Kantoku
What's up, Sommelier?
[11:21] Kantoku
Are you smashed already?
[11:22] Hio
Look who's talking, Kantoku.
You're drinking oolong tea!
[11:26] Kantoku
Huh?
[11:27] Hio
Don't be a wimp!
[11:29] Kantoku
Are you drunk?
[11:30] Hio
Come on, drink up!
[11:33] Hio
Are you telling me you
can't handle my drinks?
[11:37] Kantoku
Dude, you're annoying.
Someone help me.
[11:41] Tsumorin
Want me to help you?
[11:43] Kantoku
Tsumorin.
[11:46] Umio
Tsumorin in the flesh!
[11:48] Umio
Tsumorin!
[11:51] Kantoku
Why're you here?
[11:52] Kantoku
Didn't you go overseas yesterday?
[11:53] Tsumorin
It was a day trip!
SIGN Earth's pretty small...
SIGN Taiwan Gifts
[11:56] Tsumorin
I left yesterday morning
and came home at night.
[11:59] Umio
That's a tight schedule. Good work.
[12:02] Tsumorin
Never mind that.
[12:03] ---
Kan-chan,
[12:04] Kantoku
Yes?
[12:05] Tsumorin
Why didn't you invite me to come
to the cherry blossom picnic?
[12:08] Kantoku
I knew you were at a signing overseas.
[12:10] Tsumorin
Nope!
[12:12] Tsumorin
You deliberately set up the picnic
on the same day as my signing.
[12:14] Tsumorin
You would have moved it if you knew.
[12:16] Tsumorin
Or you'd at least have let me know.
[12:23] Kantoku
I, um, Tsumorin?
[12:26] Tsumorin
Just because I was a bit
wild at a picnic one time.
SIGN First year
SIGN Beautiful Memories of Tsumorin the Drunk
SIGN Second year
SIGN Third year
[12:30] Kantoku
Every year!
[12:31] Kantoku
And not just a bit!
[12:32] Kantoku
You knew it?
[12:34] Hio
You're an awful man, Kantoku.
[12:35] Kameko
The worst.
[12:36] Kameko
Enemy of womankind!
[12:37] Umio
My enemy!
[12:38] Kantoku
Stop it, you're being deceived.
[12:41] Hio
Kantoku, you cakeface!
[12:43] Kantoku
Why you little!
[12:47] Tsumorin
It's okay.
[12:51] Tsumorin
I made it.
[12:52] Tsumorin
Let's all have fun and drink up.
[12:56] Tsumorin
However, Kantoku, you're no good.
[12:59] Kameko
Kantoku's down.
[13:01] Hio
Tsumorin wins!
[13:03] Tsumorin
Yes!
[13:05] Tsumorin
Let's drink. Here you are, Umio-kun.
[13:08] Umio
Thank you.
[13:12] Tsumorin
My, you're strong.
[13:16] Umio
As many liters as you can give me, Tsumorin.
[13:18] Tsumorin
Oh, I'm so happy.
[13:20] Tsumorin
You're so awesome.
[13:24] Kameko
Umio's down.
[13:26] Sensei
Umi-kun.
[13:27] Tsumorin
Oh, too bad.
[13:28] Tsumorin
Sommelier-kun's next.
[13:30] Tsumorin
Where's Sommelier-kun?
[13:32] Tsumorin
Oh my, he's already down.
[13:36] Tsumorin
Good night, sleep tight!
[13:39] Hio
No more!
[13:41] Tsumorin
Let's drink!
SIGN Umio Kantoku Sommelier
[13:46] Hio
It makes sense why Kantoku
didn't call Tsumorin.
[13:49] Sensei
I get it now.
[13:50] Tsumorin
Hey, Sensei-chan.
[13:51] Tsumorin
You haven't had enough sake, have you?
[13:53] Tsumorin
And you don't not have inadequate
girl power, don't you?
[13:55] Sensei
What does my girl power
have to do with anything?
[13:59] Tsumorin
Come on, it's warm outside.
[14:01] Tsumorin
You have to wear something more revealing.
[14:03] Tsumorin
No! S-Stop it!
[14:04] Tsumorin
Come on! Take it off!
[14:06] Tsumorin
No!
[14:08] Tsumorin
A beat-up neckline, two tee-shirts,
[14:11] ---
frayed ends, moth holes, the print
is so faded it's almost white.
[14:17] Sensei
Say something!
[14:20] Sensei
FML!
[14:21] Tsumorin
Oh, Hio-tan.
[14:23] Tsumorin
My, what nice boobs you have.
[14:25] Tsumorin
Let's do naughty things together.
[14:26] ---
Stop!
[14:27] Tsumorin
No one's watching.
[14:27] Hio
They are, they're taking pictures!
[14:29] Tsumorin
See, no one's watching!
[14:45] Kameko
Tsumorin's finally quiet.
[14:48] Kameko
Oy vey.
[14:50] Umio
Is Tsumorin asleep?
[14:52] Kameko
Umio-kun.
[14:53] Umio
I recover quickly.
[14:56] Umio
Everyone's smashed, huh?
[14:59] Umio
Let's drink a little more.
[15:04] Kameko
I'm in.
[15:17] Umio
Maybe we should wake everyone up now.
[15:19] Kameko
Let's let them sleep a little more.
[15:22] Kameko
No, Tsumorin and Sensei-chan
seem sleep-deprived.
[15:27] Umio
You're amazing, Kameko-san.
[15:30] Kameko
What brings that up?
[15:32] Umio
You're paying attention to everyone.
[15:34] Umio
I guess I'm not surprised.
[15:39] Kameko
Do you have anyone you like?
[15:44] Umio
What brings that up?
[15:45] Kameko
No, you're so kind and perceptive.
[15:49] Kameko
It seems like you always take a
step back to see the whole picture.
[15:54] Kameko
You'll end up part of the
audience if you keep it up.
[16:02] Kameko
Oh, taking photos is about
taking slices of life.
[16:05] Kameko
So a good photographer has to be invisible.
[16:08] Kameko
I mean, well,
[16:12] ---
I don't know what I'm talking about.
[16:14] Kameko
Never mind. Forget I said that.
[16:15] ---
Juice, juice...
[16:16] Umio
Kameko-san.
[16:19] Umio
I'm watching over you well.
[16:25] Kameko
You don't have to watch over me.
[16:29] Kameko
Let's take pictures.
[16:31] Kameko
Say cheese, Umio-kun.
[16:35] Kameko
The cherry blossoms are pretty.
[16:42] Umio
Sensei-san.
[16:43] Sensei
Let me put my head on your lap, you bastard.
[16:46] Sensei
Pat my head, you bastard.
[16:50] Sensei
Don't be so cheap!
SIGN When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom
SIGN Manager
[21:16] Manager
We'll begin our morning assembly.
SIGN Every Staff Member at Umanohone
[21:19] All
Yes.
[21:20] Manager
Welcome.
SIGN Who knew there were so many?
[21:21] All
Welcome.
[21:23] Manager
Thank you.
[21:24] All
Thank you.
[21:25] Manager
My apologies.
[21:27] All
My apologies.
[21:29] Manager
Please wait.
[21:31] All
Please wait.
[21:33] Manager
The boobs are this way.
[21:35] All
The boobs are this way.
[21:37] Manager
Wnerland opens today!
[21:40] All**
Wnerland opens today!
[21:42] Manager**
Yes, lolita! No touch!
[21:45] All
Yes, lolita! No touch!
[21:48] Manager
But I'm a boy. Are you sure?
[21:51] All
But I'm a boy. Are you sure?
[21:54] Manager
Umanohone workout!
[21:57] Manager
Grovel on all fours!
[21:59] Manager
Raise your ass high and take
the female leopard pose!
[22:02] Manager
And now spread your legs wide!
The M-leg pose!
[22:07] Manager
Stay in position, and
"I couldn't resist the d*ng!"
[22:13] Manager
And back.
[22:14] Manager
Stand for the company theme song.
[22:19] Manager
I'm the manager, you're working overtime
[22:21] Manager
Forget your weekend plans,
our hours are a crime
[22:25] Manager
To hell with labor laws,
[22:29] Manager
all your friends are gone
[22:31] Manager
Yamada's quitting Uma
[22:33] Manager
What? He never said he would've!
[22:36] Manager
Missed the final train?
Hit up the net cafe!
[22:38] Manager
We're here in Denki-gai,
but you look down tonight
[22:41] Manager
Missed out on Comikat,
is that the reason why?
[22:43] Manager
Well time to hit the sack,
play with yourself and cry
[22:48] A
Manager, LLO's on hold, right?
[22:50] ---
Get me Superfap-sensei's new title, too.
[22:53] Manager
Report!
[22:55] Manager
Commercial 18+ floor!
[22:56] A
Sir!
[22:57] A
We're expecting a large crowd today
due to Happy Milk-sensei's new title.
[23:01] Manager
Good, next!
[23:03] Manager
Games and video!
[23:04] B
Sir!
[23:05] B
Today's the end-of-the-month ero-game day.
[23:07] B
The staff pick is "Super-scant
Perviest Person in the Universe!"
[23:09] Manager
Good, have one on hold, please.
[23:11] B
Yes.
[23:12] Manager
Next, commercial light novels floor.
[23:14] Manager
"Everyone On Earth Except Me Has Become
My Younger Sister" goes on sale today.
[23:19] Manager
I'm recommending Asumi.
[23:20] Manager
I'm a Mayumi man.
[23:22] Manager
I'm looking forward to
working with you today.
[23:26] All
Looking forward to it.
[23:31] Kantoku
Okay, let's get to work.
[23:33] All
Okay.
[23:41] ---
Denki-gai no
Honya-san
SIGN The End
SIGN Thank You!!!
SIGN Illustration: Mizu Asato