Demon Lord, Retry! On the night of his favorite game’s shutdown, Akira Oono awakens in the body of his online character: Demon Lord Hakuto Kunai. Season 1 E1 - Demon Lord's Descent Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     I can't believe it's been     15 years since I started this... [00:07] ---     Talk about a long-lived hobby. [00:10] ---     Once it hits midnight, it's time to close the server [00:11] ---     "Akira Oono" [00:13] ---     and shut down the game once and for all. [00:18] ---     You've done your fair share of spreading     bloodshed and tears across the land, [00:22] ---     Demon Lord of the Great Empire. [00:26] ---     Goodbye, Kunai. [00:29] ---     And good night. [00:39] ---     It's a world abandoned by God... [00:42] ---     A world that makes angels despair... [00:45] ---     Please, don't be afraid. I need you to listen... [00:50] ---     If you focus, you can surely hear it. [00:53] ---     The midnight bell is always the tone     which signals the starting of "you." [01:04] ---     Wh-What the hell's this?! [01:10] ---     Hmm? [01:12] ---     That's a damn huge forest! [01:17] ---     What's with these shoes? [01:19] ---     No, it's not just my shoes...     Since when did I dress like a Mafia boss?! [01:25] ---     I've got a bad feeling about this... [01:32] ---     Wha--?! [01:34] ---     It's Infinity Game's Demon Lord, Hakuto Kunai! [01:38] ---     "Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai" [01:44] ---     Open your eyes [01:52] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:55] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:59] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:02] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:07] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [02:14] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [02:21] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [02:27] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [02:37] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [02:40] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [02:43] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [02:47] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [02:50] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:54] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:57] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [03:00] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [03:04] ---     Let's begin [03:06] ---     Open your eyes [03:10] ---     "Demon Lord's Descent" [03:16] ---     What are you doing here? [03:21] ---     You're kidding me!     Why the hell am I this old man?! [03:24] ---     W-Wait, calm down... [03:27] ---     I shouldn't panic just yet. [03:29] ---     There's no way I'm stuck     in a game of my own creation. [03:34] ---     W-Wait... I know a quick way     to find out for sure. [03:38] ---     Administrator! [03:40] ---     "Administrator Privileges" [03:43] ---     Now we're talking! [03:44] ---     "Please enter the password." [03:44] ---     Just put in the password here... [03:46] ---     "Hakuto Kunai"     "You do not meet the requirements." [03:48] ---     "You do not meet the requirements." [03:48] ---     Huh? Does this mean it isn't the game world? [03:54] ---     What now? I'd have read more light novels     if I knew this would happen... [04:06] ---     Huh? Is someone there? [04:14] ---     I'm pretty sure Kunai was smug     and sarcastic when he talked, right? [04:20] ---     Uh, well, um... [04:23] ---     Do you understand words, or what? [04:25] ---     You have to run! [04:26] ---     Huh? [04:32] ---     Is this ugly monster     a pet of yours or something? [04:36] ---     You really ought to teach it     some manners and how to behave. [04:39] ---     Hurry up and run! It's a demon! [04:44] ---     You feeble human,     I'll feast on your flesh and blood! [04:49] ---     Scary! [04:59] ---     What the hell are you trying to pull? [05:15] ---     I pretty much know the game's     system inside and out, but... [05:19] ---     ...I don't recall making a monster like that. [05:22] ---     The same goes for that girl. [05:26] ---     D-Demon Lord, please don't eat me! [05:30] ---     I'm not very tasty at all! [05:33] ---     Are you kidding me?     Who the hell do you think I am? [05:36] ---     Hmm? We understand each another? [05:39] ---     Relax. I'm not nearly hungry     enough to resort to that just yet. [05:44] ---     A-Are you serious? [05:46] ---     Yeah, I'm serious. [05:48] ---     Anyways, what's the reason behind     you calling me Demon Lord? [05:53] ---     B-Because... You defeated     Greole without breaking a sweat. [05:57] ---     If you're not an angel, you must be     the Demon Lord the legends proclaim... [06:02] ---     My name... is Kunai. [06:04] ---     I've got nothing to do with a Demon Lord. [06:07] ---     I-I see... [06:09] ---     So? What's your name? [06:12] ---     My name... is Aku. [06:17] ---     The Demon Lord and Aku? [06:19] ---     Aku? [06:21] ---     Th-That's a very nice name. [06:24] ---     And... let's see... [06:26] ---     Have you heard of the country Japan? [06:29] ---     S-Sorry, I've never heard of it. [06:36] ---     This is the Kingdom of Holy Light     where people revere the Cherub. [06:41] ---     Kingdom of Holy Light... Cherub... [06:44] ---     Yes. The monster just now had been     sealed by the great Cherub in the past. [06:50] ---     Beneath the Cherub are the     Three Holy Maidens, the Holy Knights, [06:55] ---     and an organization called     the Holy Church too. [06:59] ---     It's totally all stuff straight out     of your everyday fantasy world... [07:04] ---     But why summon a regular guy on     the verge of getting called old like me? [07:10] ---     Hmm? What if Hakuto Kunai     was the one summoned here... [07:14] ---     ...and I just got dragged into it? [07:21] ---     How about you clean yourself up? [07:24] ---     Is that okay? [07:26] ---     Why wouldn't it be okay? [07:27] ---     I'll be waiting off in the distance,     so wash all that muck off yourself. [07:33] ---     Thank you, I will! [07:39] ---     Yell for me when you're finished. [07:41] ---     Okay! [07:49] ---     To think there was such a pretty     lake in the Forest of Wishes... [07:54] ---     This is the first time in my life     I've dipped in water this clear! [07:58] ---     I'm so glad to be alive right now! [08:02] ---     In any case, I wonder who     in the world that person is. [08:08] ---     Wh-What if he wants me to get clean     before he makes a meal of me?! [08:13] ---     "Administrator Privileges" [08:13] ---     I can finally use administrator privileges! [08:16] ---     Administrator? [08:18] ---     Item file. [08:21] ---     Wh-What's that?! [08:26] ---     D-Do you think he's getting     out his cooking utensils?! [08:31] ---     Go on and use this bath towel and soap. [08:35] ---     Huh? Is this that thing they call shabon? [08:39] ---     Shabon? What's this, the Edo period? [08:42] ---     Edo period? [08:44] ---     Just forget it. [08:46] ---     Just to be safe, I'm going     to take a quick look around. [08:55] ---     My skill points are dropping, and fast... [08:58] ---     Just like Infinity Game, you must get     points to learn skills through combat. [09:05] ---     But how am I going to build     points from here on out? [09:09] ---     Making those trash items used 5 points,     so I've got a bit over 30 left... [09:15] ---     If this was the game, I should get     more or less points based on [09:20] ---     my level difference with the enemy. [09:22] ---     D-Demon Lord. [09:24] ---     Thanks for waiting.     The shabon you gave me was wonderful. [09:29] ---     I keep telling you, I'm no Demon Lord. [09:32] ---     Anyways, do monsters like that     last one pop up around here often? [09:36] ---     O-Of course not! [09:38] ---     If Greole showed up often, the whole     kingdom would get demolished! [09:42] ---     What? You're saying he's     actually pretty dangerous? [09:46] ---     Mm-hmm! [09:47] ---     Hmm... Aku, do you know where     his den is or where he sleeps? [09:53] ---     I could use some more skill points to... Ahem! [09:56] ---     I'd like to investigate a bit. [09:58] ---     I heard Greole used to be sealed     at the Wishing Shrine in this forest. [10:04] ---     Wishing Shrine, huh? [10:07] ---     Would you be able to guide me there? [10:09] ---     A-All right. [10:16] ---     Huh? [10:16] ---     I'll carry you, so ride on my back. [10:18] ---     N-No way! You don't want someone     as filthy as me riding on your back! [10:24] ---     Sorry, but I'm short on time. [10:26] ---     I won't ask again. Hurry up. [10:33] ---     Oh, come on! You're so against it     that you cry? That really hurts... [10:39] ---     For the longest time,     I've been a nuisance to the village. [10:44] ---     Which is why I gather all     the village's garbage... [10:47] ---     ...and throw out all the human waste. [10:50] ---     I've done the best that I can, but... [10:54] ---     In other words, you do garbage disposal     and water treatment, right? [10:58] ---     It's a very important job. [11:00] ---     But they... The villagers say     I'm dirty and smelly... [11:04] ---     And then, they finally cast me out     as a sacrifice to Greole... [11:10] ---     All the people in the village say     they'll get dirty if they touch me. [11:16] ---     That's why...! [11:21] ---     W-Wait! Hold on! If you touch me... [11:24] ---     Nobody would get dirty     doing something like that. [11:28] ---     With bodies like ours, all it takes is     a wash and we're as good as new. [11:37] ---     Thank you very much, Demon Lord. [11:43] ---     Don't you think you're holding on a bit too tight? [11:46] ---     I-I might be. [11:49] ---     But this is the first time I've     touched anyone like this before... [11:55] ---     "Hakuto Kunai"     "Race: Human" "Sex: Male" "Age: 45" "Height: 187cm" [12:00] ---     "Demon King Greole"     "Race: High Demon" [12:05] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" "Aku" [12:08] ---     Can you read this, Aku? [12:09] ---     Wow! Demon Lord has pretty handwriting! [12:15] ---     You can tell that these are letters? [12:17] ---     Of course. [12:18] ---     So you can read it then? [12:21] ---     Hakuto Kunai... Aku... [12:23] ---     One plus one equals two. [12:26] ---     G. A. M. E. Right? [12:29] ---     Yeah... [12:30] ---     I'm not exactly sure the reason for it,     but our languages must be the same. [12:36] ---     It's safe to say we can communicate. [12:39] ---     By the way, is the Wishing Shrine     one of those places? [12:42] ---     The kind where you toss money in and pray? [12:46] ---     I'm not sure of all the details myself, [12:48] ---     but using the power of the shrine,     the Cherub managed to seal Greole there. [12:54] ---     The shrine's power? [12:56] ---     Yeah, that's right. Legend says it can     grant the wishes of those who visit. [13:02] ---     Occult, is it? [13:04] ---     I-If you go to the shrine, you could     obtain enough power to rule the world! [13:09] ---     I don't want that power! [13:12] ---     "Wishing Shrine" [13:20] ---     This smell... [13:23] ---     Aku, wait right here.     It seems dangerous in there. [13:26] ---     O-Okay. [13:42] ---     So that's where the smell is coming from... [13:45] ---     Bleh! [13:48] ---     I see... [13:51] ---     You're the Demon Lord, indeed. [13:56] ---     "Idol" [13:56] ---     I've granted many wishes thus far,     but I believe this will be my last. [14:03] ---     H-Hold up! What exactly do you know? [14:07] ---     Was it you who summoned me here? [14:10] ---     I suppose you could say     it was those people, not me. [14:15] ---     "We wish for the Demon Lord to descend." [14:19] ---     These guys? [14:21] ---     And what else? Did those guys     ask you to summon Greole as well? [14:26] ---     Greole broke the seal by     his own power and revived. [14:31] ---     He used the surrounding forests as his den... [14:35] ---     ...and demanded sacrifices     from the nearby villages. [14:39] ---     Sacrifices? [14:45] ---     They wished for the Demon Lord's descent, [14:48] ---     but Greole appeared in order     to stop it from happening... [14:51] ---     ...and slaughtered all of those people. [14:54] ---     Can you just return me to the world I came from? [14:58] ---     I cannot grant that wish. [15:00] ---     It defies a wish that was made. [15:02] ---     Huh?! No, it doesn't! [15:05] ---     However, as you are my final visitor,     I shall grant you this. [15:16] ---     Don't gimme this shit! [15:18] ---     Having to wear a ring like this     sounds more like a punishment to me! [15:22] ---     I pray that your wish comes true... [15:26] ---     I was once very pure and a sight to behold... [15:31] ---     But many years of granting wicked     wishes to humans changed me to this. [15:37] ---     I pray that your... wish comes true... [15:46] ---     What am I supposed to do with a ring like this? [15:58] ---     How was it? Did you wish for anything? [16:02] ---     Was it to rule the world after all?     Or perhaps some form of debauchery? [16:09] ---     Yoga! Yoga! [16:10] ---     Ouch, that hurts! Please stop it, Demon Lord! [16:15] ---     Aku, are there any large cities in the area? [16:19] ---     There's the Kingdom of Holy Light's     Holy Capital... [16:22] ---     That's fine. Can you draw me a map or something? [16:26] ---     D-Demon Lord! Does this mean you     don't want me to come with you? [16:31] ---     Hmm? You want to come along? [16:34] ---     I-Is that a problem? [16:36] ---     I mean, I can't just go home after     being cast out as a sacrifice... [16:42] ---     It might come in handy having     someone from this world at my side... [16:50] ---     Sure, why not? [16:53] ---     Thank you very much! [16:55] ---     Could we possibly swing     by my village before we go? [16:59] ---     It's not very much, but I have a few things. [17:01] ---     All right. [17:04] ---     In that case, let's get going, Aku. [17:08] ---     It won't take long with your legs! [17:13] ---     If the situation is bad enough     to need sacrifices, [17:16] ---     why hasn't the capital--rather,     the kingdom done anything? [17:20] ---     This area is far from the Holy Capital, so... [17:23] ---     I see. We must be way out there. [17:26] ---     Um, where do you come from, Demon Lord? [17:30] ---     W-Well, from way out there... [17:33] ---     The area around my village     is all withered from Greole's curse. [17:38] ---     Even the water under the soil     is seething with poison. [17:42] ---     That's why being able to bathe     in clean water like I did before [17:46] ---     is a luxury I've never had in my life. [17:49] ---     Oh, Demon Lord!     My village is just inside that fence. [17:59] ---     My house is that way. [18:11] ---     "Stealth Stance" Stealth Stance. [18:11] ---     "Stealth Stance" [18:16] ---     Huh? [18:17] ---     Player messaging feature. [18:20] ---     Message. Aku, can you hear me? [18:20] ---     "Message" [18:23] ---     H-Huh? I hear Demon Lord's     sinister voice in my head... [18:28] ---     How dare you call it sinister! [18:30] ---     Don't worry about me. Just know I'm nearby. [18:34] ---     O-Okay! [18:36] ---     Hey, trash face. What are you doing here? [18:40] ---     Did you think you could escape and come back? [18:42] ---     You're garbage! [18:42] ---     You pile of shit! [18:44] ---     Ow! [18:45] ---     Take that! [18:48] ---     Those bastards! [18:52] ---     If they displease you, why not purge them? [18:56] ---     I have the authority to dispose     of any people you deem unbecoming. [19:01] ---     What the hell?     That's because it was only a game! [19:05] ---     It's a curious thing you say... [19:07] ---     That authority, Infinity Game, that system... [19:12] ---     That twisted country was made by     none other than yourself, was it not? [19:20] ---     It's you who is the root of all evil. [19:25] ---     If I'm a fiend who has purged     over 4 million people, then... [19:30] ---     ...you are the one who leads     the world towards total destruction. [19:32] ---     I'm hearing things...     I've got to be hearing things! [19:42] ---     Take that! [19:46] ---     Wh-Who the hell are you?! [19:49] ---     D-Don't tell me you're one of     Greole's underlings or something! [19:52] ---     Please, spare our village!     We already offered a sacrifice! [20:04] ---     Aku, hurry up and get your stuff. [20:07] ---     A-All right, Demon Lord. [20:09] ---     D-Did you say Demon Lord?! [20:12] ---     D-Demon Lord! [20:15] ---     Aw, come on! Don't say stuff like that! [20:18] ---     Trash face!     You're screwing the village yet again! [20:22] ---     Piles of shit like you should get lost!     You're a plague! [20:32] ---     Huh? [20:38] ---     My house! [20:38] ---     The lord will hear about this! [20:41] ---     Let's go, Aku. [20:42] ---     R-Right, Demon Lord. [20:49] ---     Sorry we couldn't get your things. [20:51] ---     More importantly,     was it all right to do all that? [20:55] ---     D-Don't get me wrong.     I was just warming the place up. [20:59] ---     You might even say that was an act of kindness! [21:03] ---     D-Demon Lord... Why would you     rescue someone like me? [21:09] ---     Don't say someone like you. [21:11] ---     I think you're doing a swell job at living. [21:14] ---     Don't let other people     determine your worth for you. [21:18] ---     Demon Lord... [21:21] ---     What do you think?     Did all that make you feel any better? [21:25] ---     W-Well... I think I feel     just a little better now! [21:32] ---     Then let's get to this Holy Capital or whatever! [21:35] ---     Right! [21:37] ---     Thanks for letting me come! [21:41] ---     "Super Top Secret"     "Don't let xxx read this!!! Or even see it (lol) Akira Oono" [21:53] ---     I wish I could go back [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     Taken to another world. [23:13] ---     One Infinity Game player     had this to say with a chuckle: [23:17] ---     "These days, practically everyone is     getting in on the 'another world' genre." [23:22] ---     I'd now like to speak on behalf of all     protagonists taken to another world... [23:29] ---     "At least let me wipe     my hard drive before I go!" [23:33] ---     What's a hard drive? [23:35] ---     Next time, Demon Lord Retry Episode 2:     Golden Luna [23:35] ---     Golden Luna E2 - Golden Luna Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] ---     Hey, watch it! Be careful where you go! [00:13] ---     I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Luna! [00:16] ---     Do you think it's funny if I bruise my butt     before subduing this Demon Lord? [00:21] ---     I-Is this even a good idea     without the other Holy Maidens? [00:26] ---     Excuse me? Are you saying     it's too much for me to handle? [00:30] ---     Y-You're more than enough     on your own, Miss Luna. [00:33] ---     Hmph! Of course I am. [00:36] ---     I can't let my sisters show     me up forever, you know. [00:39] ---     "Luna Elegant" "16 years old" [00:44] ---     Open your eyes [00:52] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [00:55] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [00:59] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [01:02] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [01:07] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [01:14] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [01:21] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [01:27] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [01:37] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [01:40] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [01:43] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [01:47] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [01:50] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:54] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:57] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:00] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:04] ---     Let's begin [02:06] ---     Open your eyes [02:11] ---     "Golden Luna" [02:22] ---     Reporting in! The Holy Maiden, Luna Elegant, [02:26] ---     is approaching on the road     with an escort of some 20 troops! [02:29] ---     What? Has she come to subjugate us at last? [02:38] ---     It's such an honor for a Holy Maiden     to come deal with us herself. [02:42] ---     We'll have to face her head on. [02:42] ---     "Chief of the Moles" "O Wengoal" [02:44] ---     N-No, it doesn't seem like her target is us Moles... [02:50] ---     Oh? [02:55] ---     "Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"     "Girl cast out as a sacrifice" "Aku" [02:56] ---     It's getting dark pretty quickly now. [03:00] ---     You're right. Shall we camp out here tonight? [03:03] ---     Huh? You mean right here? [03:11] ---     Fragment of my intelligence, come forth! [03:14] ---     Survival Goods! [03:16] ---     "Survival Goods" [03:17] ---     Whoa! [03:19] ---     There is no end to my darkness! Defense Goods! [03:25] ---     "Defense Goods" [03:26] ---     Whoa! [03:30] ---     Alone, they don't achieve very much, but... [03:33] ---     Item Combine! Construct Base! [03:38] ---     "Base" [03:39] ---     I-Incredible! Was that magic just now? [03:43] ---     You're so incredible, Demon Lord! [03:48] ---     This baby can withstand attacks     from even a rocket launcher. [03:53] ---     You're as good as dead in Infinity Game     unless you camp out like this. [03:59] ---     I-Is that right? Not that I     understand what you're saying... [04:05] ---     I'm just saying it's pretty sturdy. [04:08] ---     Aku, we're sleeping in this base tonight. [04:11] ---     I'm a delicate guy, so there's no way     I'm camping under the stars. [04:16] ---     Okay! Leave the house chores to me! [04:21] ---     This is...? [04:23] ---     Go on. Give your weary body a wash. [04:26] ---     H-Hold on. I can't use something like this... [04:31] ---     Sorry it's cramped, but this     is the best I can do for now. [04:36] ---     Th-That's not what I... [04:37] ---     Just you wait and see.     I'll construct a hot spring resort someday. [04:42] ---     You're going to love every minute of it. [04:47] ---     I wonder what a hot spring resort is anyways? [04:53] ---     Seems like this world has a moon too... [04:56] ---     If I gather enough skill points     to unlock administrator privileges, [05:01] ---     can I return back to my world? [05:04] ---     Though, that whole system     is based off of Infinity Game. [05:08] ---     No such "return to my world"     command even exists. [05:12] ---     If being summoned by that idol     is what brought me here, [05:16] ---     the only way to return must be to     seek out something with similar power. [05:22] ---     Let's hope I find a clue in the Holy Capital. [05:25] ---     But even if I went back,     would I still have the same life? [05:29] ---     Is there still a place for me at work? [05:32] ---     I bet my manager's furious... [05:38] ---     Demon Lord, I washed my body     with that shabon again. [05:47] ---     Mmm, you do smell pretty good now. [05:50] ---     R-Really?! [05:52] ---     That's the first time someone's     told me that in my life! [06:00] ---     You... want to sleep together? [06:04] ---     Is that a no? [06:08] ---     I know you think I'm some old guy or something, [06:11] ---     but the truth is, I'm more like     an older brother. I'm no old man. [06:15] ---     Demon Lord? I don't understand     what you're talking about... [06:26] ---     Bring it on, Holy Maiden and friends. [06:29] ---     Us bandits, the Moles,     silence even crying babies. [06:33] ---     None slip under our noses. [06:40] ---     Who in the world are those two? [06:43] ---     What do we do, Chief? [06:45] ---     Hmm, must be bait. [06:47] ---     The moment we attack them, [06:49] ---     the Holy Maiden and her crew     will jump out and ambush us. [06:53] ---     Should we do nothing and let them go? [06:56] ---     No, we'll get 'em.     A quick attack and a quick retreat. [07:00] ---     Draw the Holy Maiden into unfamiliar terrain. [07:07] ---     These guys are a joke. [07:09] ---     I'll turn off my intercept and     auto attack abilities just in case... [07:15] ---     Aku, stand back. [07:17] ---     Huh? [07:18] ---     I guess I should just take this attack. [07:21] ---     "Assault Barrier" [07:22] ---     Hmph, under level 30? How weak. [07:26] ---     In Infinity Game, only players     at the max level of 30 were able to... [07:31] ---     ...inflict any sort of damage to Kunai, but... [07:37] ---     How about we skip the hide-and-seek     and you show yourself? [07:48] ---     You're pretty tough. [07:49] ---     I'm the Chief of the Moles, O Wengoal. [07:53] ---     And you are? [07:54] ---     Huh? My manager?     What in the world is he doing here? [07:59] ---     Sorry about not showing up to work, Mr. Senmu. [08:03] ---     Shenmue, you said? [08:05] ---     Shenmue... Shenmue, huh? That takes me back... [08:10] ---     What are you talking about? [08:12] ---     Uh, wait... Aren't you Aoki Senmu? [08:16] ---     Hmph. Are you trying to confuse me or something? [08:20] ---     That won't work on me. [08:22] ---     No, that wasn't my intention, but... [08:26] ---     What a crazy resemblance.     Man, do they look alike... [08:31] ---     By that trick you conjured up just now,     I take it you're a magic user? [08:35] ---     I've no obligation to answer. [08:38] ---     Take us lightly and you'll get hurt. [08:40] ---     Got it, old man? [08:42] ---     Wh-Who you calling an old man?!     You're more an old man than me! [08:45] ---     A-Are you kidding me?!     If anyone here has an old man face, it's you! [08:50] ---     It's not my fault you were born that way, idiot! [08:50] ---     I'll give you an old man face! [08:52] ---     Old man?! Don't make me laugh! [08:52] ---     Who do you think you are?! [08:55] ---     You're the one who's an idiot! [08:55] ---     Demon Lord, let's run! [08:57] ---     Demon Lord, you say? Someone like you? [09:01] ---     Go pretend you're a     Demon Lord on the other side! [09:11] ---     I-I knew he had to be a magic user! [09:14] ---     What was that about magic? [09:19] ---     Wh-What the...? [09:23] ---     To think I'd come Demon Lord hunting     and find a bunch of filthy bandits. [09:28] ---     Tsk, the plan is falling apart...     Guys, pull back! [09:33] ---     How stupid can you be? [09:34] ---     You think you can get away from me? [09:38] ---     Be torn asunder by gold! Gold Slash! [09:40] ---     "Gold Blade" "Gold Slash" [09:49] ---     Ow... My Assault Barrier never activated... [09:53] ---     This kid is max level? [09:56] ---     To be honest, I wasn't expecting     that much out of you. [10:00] ---     Excuse me?! What did you just say?! [10:03] ---     Anyways, do I not get an apology     for you attacking me out of nowhere? [10:09] ---     Hmph! A Holy Maiden dispatching evil     is just plain common sense. [10:14] ---     All right, then. Those will be your last words. [10:18] ---     Hmph. It seems you don't know who I am. [10:21] ---     I'm one of the three Holy Maidens.     The Golden Luna Elegant. [10:26] ---     This kid shooting off magic     like a maniac is named Elegant? [10:30] ---     Way to not live up to the name. [10:32] ---     You guys, go capture this blockhead at once! [10:35] ---     Yes, ma'am! [10:41] ---     Unfortunately, you all have no     business standing in front of me. [10:54] ---     Who in the world is this guy? [10:56] ---     H-Hey! What do you think you're doing? [11:04] ---     I don't hold back on those who attack me,     even if they happen to be women. [11:09] ---     Huh? Wait! No, don't! What are you doing?! [11:14] ---     That hurt! [11:18] ---     That hurts! [11:20] ---     The butt! Not the butt! [11:23] ---     That was my right hand! This is my left hand! [11:27] ---     And now let's go back to the right hand! [11:29] ---     Stop it! [11:30] ---     And this one's because I'm kinda enjoying this! [11:33] ---     S-Stop! [11:39] ---     "Luna Elegant" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"     "Age: 16" "Height: 153cm" [11:44] ---     "Mild Heaven" "Race: Tobacco" "Sex: None"     "Age: None" "Height: 8cm" [11:50] ---     That was a good workout. [11:52] ---     I-I wonder if the Holy Maiden's butt     will be all right? [11:56] ---     It's already had a split in it. She'll be fine. [11:59] ---     Th-That's not the problem here... [12:04] ---     Now then. Now that we've got all this money,     how about we stay in a city? [12:13] ---     I'll kill that guy! You just wait and see! [12:17] ---     You stupid coachman! Go a little slower!     It stings my butt! [12:22] ---     "Kingdom of Holy Light"     "Market City Yahoo" [12:28] ---     The naming sense of this kingdom     is truly something awful. [12:31] ---     You think so? [12:33] ---     Let's buy some random stuff     with all this money we've got. [12:37] ---     But that's the Holy Maiden's money, isn't it? [12:40] ---     I was acting in self-defense. [12:42] ---     In fact, you could say I was     being extra kind and lenient. [12:46] ---     If this were an eroge,     we'd be heading for a sex slave route. [12:50] ---     What's an eroge? [12:59] ---     How much? [13:00] ---     It's three copper for two skewers. [13:05] ---     Thank you. [13:07] ---     Come again! [13:09] ---     U-Um... [13:11] ---     It's my treat today. Just eat it and enjoy. [13:19] ---     I've never eaten something this tasty before! [13:24] ---     "Gugule Inn" [13:25] ---     This place has one terrible name after another... [13:28] ---     Really? I think it's a cute name though. [13:32] ---     Welcome. [13:34] ---     I'd like the best room you've got. [13:37] ---     If you'd like to stay in our best room,     it would cost one gold coin. [13:42] ---     What?! We shouldn't, Demon Lord! [13:45] ---     D-Demon...? [13:46] ---     No, you see... My name is De Mon. [13:50] ---     Sorry to confuse you like that. [13:54] ---     Then, if you please. [13:55] ---     V-Very well, Sir. I'll go prepare it at once. [14:01] ---     "Message" [14:01] ---     Don't call me Demon Lord in front of people! [14:04] ---     Call me your older brother or something. [14:08] ---     Wh-What about if I called you Papa? [14:11] ---     But I'm still a spunky bachelor! [14:18] ---     Please, make yourselves at home     and enjoy the room. [14:26] ---     Not a bad view, is it? [14:29] ---     To be honest, I'm surprised at how     luxurious this place actually is. [14:34] ---     Then again, I've got to keep     acting cool around Aku. [14:39] ---     A-Amazing! It's like we're     staying in a noble's estate! [14:43] ---     Don't get too excited over this. [14:46] ---     Someday I'll build a castle     befitting of my greatness. [14:50] ---     C-Castle? [14:52] ---     I don't know what you mean,     but it sure sounds great! [14:56] ---     Now then, how about we go out     and have a nice dinner tonight? [15:00] ---     But... before that... [15:03] ---     "Boutique" "Fashion Check" [15:07] ---     Dear me.     That's one shabby outfit she's wearing... [15:11] ---     Perhaps she's this man's servant or something? [15:14] ---     Welcome! May I ask what     you're looking for today? [15:19] ---     Sorry, but could you find an outfit     that looks good on her? [15:23] ---     I'm not that great at picking     out clothes for people. [15:26] ---     I'd like to leave that to a pro. [15:28] ---     This one looks like the biggest... [15:31] ---     Using this guy. [15:33] ---     What?! [15:35] ---     Demon Lo-- [15:37] ---     G-Giant gold coin?!     Y-You want to pick something with that? [15:41] ---     Is it not enough? [15:42] ---     D-Don't be silly! I-I'll prepare     something for you at once! [15:50] ---     This way please, Ma'am. [15:52] ---     U-Um... [15:55] ---     I'd like to smoke, but where are your ashtrays? [15:59] ---     Use my hands! Please, feel free     to dispose of your ash on my hands! [16:04] ---     Th-That's quite all right. [16:06] ---     Have any normal ashtrays and a place to sit? [16:09] ---     Use my back!     Please, come and sit down on my back! [16:13] ---     What the hell? This store is scary... [16:18] ---     S-Sorry to make you wait. [16:23] ---     U-Um, do you think this looks good on me? [16:28] ---     Ooh! I knew she'd shine     with a bit of polish, but... [16:32] ---     To think she would change this much... [16:34] ---     Y-Yeah... [16:39] ---     Whoa... Aku had different-colored eyes? [16:43] ---     I wonder if that's a subject     better to avoid though? [16:47] ---     Hmm? [16:48] ---     I could bring other outfits     to try if you would like. [16:51] ---     Would you be interested in that? [16:53] ---     Let's see... I'll take everything     that suits her. [16:57] ---     D-Did you say everything?! [17:00] ---     I'll buy it all. [17:02] ---     Hurry up! Bring only the     best clothes for this lady! [17:12] ---     I wonder if they're father and daughter. [17:14] ---     They don't seem like that to me. [17:17] ---     He must own a great plot of land somewhere... [17:21] ---     I heard he paid for her outfit with a     giant gold coin without batting an eye. [17:32] ---     Oho! That's the wine all the     connoisseurs always order. [17:36] ---     Seems like he's a man of good taste. [17:46] ---     This feels so much like a dream. [17:50] ---     Hmm? [17:51] ---     I have to thank you...     For doing all this for someone like me... [17:56] ---     Don't worry about it.     Let's eat before it gets cold. [18:00] ---     I do worry about it. [18:03] ---     Why are you always being so nice to me? [18:06] ---     Now that you mention it,     I wonder what makes me go so far for her. [18:13] ---     Please, tell me. Is there anything     I can possibly do to pay you back? [18:19] ---     Anything you want! As long as it's     something I can do, I'll do it! [18:25] ---     You said you'll do anything I want? [18:30] ---     I found you, Demon Lord! [18:33] ---     D-Demon Lord?! [18:34] ---     I wonder if she's talking about that man. [18:37] ---     Who said you could eat with my money?!     Are you stupid? Wanna die?! [18:41] ---     What an odd thing to say. [18:43] ---     Wasn't that the money you     offered to me as an apology? [18:46] ---     Because if I hadn't done that,     you wouldn't have stopped hitting my butt! [18:51] ---     Let's not get all wound up.     Come and sit down with us. [18:55] ---     We wouldn't want to bother the other guests. [18:58] ---     Give me one good reason I should listen to you! [19:01] ---     Do you... want to be disciplined again? [19:10] ---     I'm glad to see you can be reasonable. [19:14] ---     Everyone, I apologize for     causing that commotion. [19:18] ---     Allow me to make up for it by     treating each table to a bottle of wine. [19:23] ---     Oh, my, how generous! [19:25] ---     What an admirable fellow. [19:28] ---     Bring some food for the lady too. [19:32] ---     It's my treat. Have as much as you'd like. [19:35] ---     You idiot! More like it's my treat! [19:39] ---     Um, I'm so sorry, Holy Maiden. [19:42] ---     Demon Lord isn't a bad person, you know. [19:45] ---     Are you stupid? [19:47] ---     There's no such thing as a good Demon Lord! [19:52] ---     I guess you can be very kind     sometimes but also pretty mean too. [19:57] ---     I always act like a gentleman. [20:00] ---     It's just that I choose who to treat nicely. [20:03] ---     Jeez... [20:05] ---     The Holy Maiden is a very     important person, Demon Lord. [20:12] ---     I can't exactly carry her on my     back or shoulders with a dress. [20:19] ---     I changed my mind... You're very kind... [20:22] ---     Hmm? [20:31] ---     Idiot! I've got no money to     stay anywhere thanks to you! [20:35] ---     Can't you just camp somewhere? [20:37] ---     What happened to your troupe, Teary-eyed Luna? [20:41] ---     I sent them all home! [20:43] ---     And why would you do that? [20:45] ---     B-Because! I didn't want to     put them in any more danger! [20:50] ---     So you decided to come and play? [20:52] ---     Th-That's not what I'm saying! [20:54] ---     Demon Lord! Could you please be     a little nicer to the Holy Maiden? [21:00] ---     All right then... Here. [21:04] ---     What is it? Something else that you want? [21:07] ---     S-So be it! I'll let you two     stay in this room with me! [21:12] ---     Is your head on straight? [21:14] ---     Y-You got the room with my money, right? [21:17] ---     It's only proper that I'm allowed to sleep in it! [21:20] ---     I think she's got you there, Demon Lord. [21:32] ---     Sister! We've almost reached the city! [21:35] ---     How dare that shitty brat     cause me all this trouble. [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     Shenmue... Shenmue, huh? [23:15] ---     That takes me back. An open world     in a time like that was amazing. [23:20] ---     With motion capture and     full-voiced NPCs in the city too... [23:25] ---     Not to mention the game had a full day cycle. [23:28] ---     That was so sick!     It's making me wanna play it again... [23:32] ---     Demon Lord, I have no idea     what you're talking about. [23:35] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 3.     Killer Queen. [23:36] ---     Killer Queen E3 - Killer Queen Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] ---     Oh? You said your name was Aku, right? [00:13] ---     "Aku" [00:14] ---     From now on, you should call me Sister Luna. [00:15] ---     "Luna Elegant" [00:17] ---     Is it okay for me to speak     to a Holy Maiden like that? [00:21] ---     I say it's fine, so it's fine. I make the rules. [00:25] ---     Right... [00:26] ---     Besides, we get along well enough     to see each other naked! [00:30] ---     Here I come! [00:32] ---     Don't! Anywhere but there! [00:42] ---     "Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai" [00:44] ---     Administrator Privileges. Item File. [00:57] ---     In Infinity Game, [00:59] ---     each player couldn't hold any more than 10 items. [00:59] ---     "Tiara" [01:03] ---     Getting to store infinite items     like this makes things much easier. [01:09] ---     Luna, got a minute? [01:11] ---     Excuse me? I don't remember saying     you can call me by my first name. [01:15] ---     Whatever. Just tell me everything     you know about the Cherub. [01:19] ---     Um, Sister Luna? Demon Lord isn't     very knowledgeable about this stuff. [01:25] ---     If it's not any trouble, could you tell him? [01:28] ---     The Cherub deceased after     sealing the Demon King Greole [01:32] ---     because it used up all of its power. [01:34] ---     You don't say... [01:36] ---     But the Kingdom of Holy Light     still has the Ophan and Seraph [01:40] ---     who serve to guide the people. [01:43] ---     It's absurd to think the peace of     this kingdom could be threatened. [01:54] ---     Sister! We've almost reached the city of Yahoo! [01:54] ---     "Officer" "Mount Fuji" [01:58] ---     Good. Let's tie a rope around that     shitty brat's neck and drag her home. [01:58] ---     "Deranged Holy Maiden"     "Killer Queen" [02:03] ---     Isn't subduing a Demon Lord     a manly thing for her to try? [02:07] ---     We're all pretty impressed     by the gusto of your little sister. [02:12] ---     You're all morons.     That shit is just trying to stand out. [02:17] ---     As if a Demon Lord exists     in the first place, idiot. [02:20] ---     But people are saying that Greole     was killed by someone! [02:24] ---     Hmph, you meathead... [02:26] ---     How dare my big sister     withhold information from me... [02:31] ---     Did you think you could     ever beat me, you shithead? [02:39] ---     Open your eyes [02:47] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:50] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:54] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:57] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [03:02] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [03:09] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [03:16] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [03:22] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [03:32] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [03:35] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [03:39] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [03:42] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [03:45] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [03:49] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [03:52] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [03:55] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [03:59] ---     Let's begin [04:01] ---     Open your eyes [04:05] ---     "Killer Queen" [04:19] ---     I've grasped the Cherub situation for now. [04:21] ---     So? Where can I find the Ophan and Seraph then? [04:26] ---     Who knows? It's been ages     since anyone's seen either of them. [04:31] ---     Oh, it's just a legend then... [04:34] ---     Some misguided believers     think that the stone statue [04:37] ---     at the Wishing Shrine is actually the Ophan. [04:40] ---     They'll get divine retribution for that someday. [04:46] ---     If that Idol was actually the Ophan... [04:50] ---     I was once very pure and a sight to behold... [04:55] ---     But many years of granting wicked     wishes to humans changed me to this. [05:01] ---     I'm not well-informed enough     to form a plan just yet. [05:05] ---     I've gotta gather more info     in the Holy Capital... [05:08] ---     But before that, I need to do something     about this empty wallet of mine. [05:16] ---     In my motherland, we highly value     and appreciate elegance. [05:21] ---     Everyone presents their finest     wares when serving tea. [05:25] ---     You'll embarrass your family if you     put out something that looks cheap. [05:30] ---     Oho... That's very interesting. [05:34] ---     And today I have brought my favorite     tea bowl from my motherland. [05:39] ---     Oh! How splendid it is! [05:39] ---     "Fine Art Shop" "Nanden-Manden" [05:43] ---     As in this trash I made with a few     skill points that gives just 1 Offense?! [05:48] ---     I just don't get it... [05:51] ---     How much would it cost for you to part with it? [05:55] ---     Oh, no... Think of this as a token     in hopes of establishing [05:59] ---     a long and lasting partnership. [06:02] ---     But, seeing as how I don't     have much money on hand, [06:05] ---     I'd accept one giant gold coin     as collateral if you're willing. [06:10] ---     O-One giant gold coin? [06:12] ---     Hmm? That looked like the most     expensive coin in Luna's bag, so... [06:17] ---     ...I thought I should start with that, but... [06:20] ---     I've heard the incredible rumors about you. [06:24] ---     They say you're a cultured man     who descended from royalty [06:28] ---     as well as a tolerant     and accepting gentleman. [06:33] ---     Who would spread such baseless rumors? [06:36] ---     I'm sure you must have     your reasons for denying it. [06:39] ---     I promise I won't speak of it,     so you need not worry. [06:44] ---     I accept your proposition.     Let me get things ready for you. [06:48] ---     I appreciate your understanding. [06:50] ---     But before that, I must ask one thing. [06:53] ---     If you end up selling the tea bowl,     take nothing less than five giant gold coins. [07:00] ---     F-Five giant gold coins? That's... [07:04] ---     If you can't promise me that,     let's say this conversation never happened. [07:08] ---     W-Wait, please! I understand. [07:11] ---     I promise, I'll uphold your wish. [07:13] ---     That sold for a ton more     than I thought it would! [07:17] ---     The value of stuff is way     different than Infinity Game! [07:21] ---     Nice... I'll invite Aku and Luna     to dinner or something. [07:24] ---     Luna! Get out here! [07:31] ---     We demon-believing Satanists     failed in summoning the Demon Lord. [07:37] ---     But if it resulted in the Holy Maidens     taking action, it was not done in vain. [07:43] ---     Just as planned, we will eradicate [07:43] ---     "Satanist" "Walking" [07:45] ---     The Holy Maidens from this world. [07:48] ---     May disaster befall the Maidens. [07:51] ---     May disaster befall the Maidens. [08:01] ---     The second eldest Holy Maiden,     Killer Queen, has come! [08:05] ---     Luna! Get out here! [08:16] ---     Now there's a handful of a sister!     Talk about deranged... [08:21] ---     And while we're at it, if there's     a Demon Lord, get your ass out here! [08:25] ---     Yeah, right, idiot!     Go back to your post-apocalyptic world! [08:30] ---     Out of the way! I said move it! [08:34] ---     Hey, Sister! What are you doing here?! [08:37] ---     You little shit. How dare you run off     to play with fire without me knowing. [08:42] ---     I-I just heard a Demon Lord appeared and-- [08:45] ---     You imbecile!     What the hell can you do on your own?! [08:49] ---     Instead of subduing     a Demon Lord that doesn't exist... [08:51] ---     ...stay in your bed and sleep, you shit! [08:54] ---     S-Sister, you don't get it! [08:57] ---     There is a Demon Lord     and I used my charms to tame him! [09:00] ---     Oh? Talking in your sleep is quite the feat... [09:04] ---     He really exists! And...     he's completely obsessed with my butt! [09:08] ---     Huh? Your butt?! [09:09] ---     Ugh... I get where she's coming from,     but this makes it sound way worse... [09:17] ---     Death to the phony angel. [09:20] ---     Firebird! [09:22] ---     May grief befall the Maidens. [09:25] ---     Ice Hammer! [09:32] ---     No! [09:34] ---     Fuji! [09:35] ---     Sister! [09:48] ---     Where have I seen those outfits? [09:53] ---     The Wishing...? [09:54] ---     Those slain guys at the     Wishing Shrine wore that too... [10:01] ---     Nice to meet you too, Satanist scum! [10:12] ---     Idiots should just die! [10:16] ---     Gold Splash! [10:19] ---     Wipe out the damn Satanists! [10:22] ---     A blood sacrifice for Sister! [10:23] ---     Once this fight is over,     I'm gonna get Sister to abuse me! [10:29] ---     Satanist scum! How's it feel     to be stained in crimson?! [10:35] ---     You should feel honored     to die at the hands of my magic! [10:39] ---     You evil cretins! [10:41] ---     You're the evil ones     no matter how you look at it... [10:44] ---     Hmm? [10:48] ---     This is my prized darkness, but... [10:52] ---     If it's in exchange for     two Holy Maidens, so be it! [11:04] ---     What's this?! [11:05] ---     Luna, get back! [11:07] ---     It's Hades! [11:15] ---     You fools. Your divine protection is gone. [11:18] ---     Shoot down the Holy Maidens! [11:38] ---     This is looking bad. [11:40] ---     What are you hesitating for? [11:43] ---     Why not toss a grenade that way [11:46] ---     and kill everyone all at once? [11:49] ---     You're insane. What's wrong with you? [11:52] ---     If I killed the Holy Maidens,     I'd just get my face put on the wanted list. [11:56] ---     And what about it?     Both that woman and this kingdom... [12:02] ---     ...are already trying to kill the Demon Lord. [12:09] ---     Yes... Now it's become the legitimate     self-defense you love so much... [12:17] ---     You should be thankful. [12:19] ---     Shit... My body isn't moving how I want! [12:26] ---     Don't I have anything to help me     get out of this situation? [12:28] ---     "Character Change"     "Unable to Control" [12:33] ---     What? [12:37] ---     "Character Change"     "Unable to Control" [12:37] ---     At this rate, I guess I've got no choice! [12:46] ---     "Killer Queen" "Race: Human"     "Sex: Female" "Age: 17" "Height: 170-173cm" [12:51] ---     "Mount Fuji" "Race: Human"     "Sex: Male" "Age: 28" "Height: 2m" [13:25] ---     And? Where's this? [13:30] ---     Who the hell are you? [13:32] ---     What? [13:40] ---     Tsk! What kind of weaklings are you,     menacing women and children? [13:45] ---     That bastard must be a Holy Maiden goon!     Who cares! Get him! [13:51] ---     You guys want a piece of me?! [13:52] ---     "Grudge Setting" [14:09] ---     You're all a bunch of one-punch weaklings! [14:13] ---     Who the hell is that?! [14:15] ---     What's with that snazzy     white outfit of his?! It's so sick! [14:20] ---     Wh-Who the hell are you? What do you want?! [14:24] ---     Considering you're a bunch     of cowards harassing women, [14:28] ---     you don't deserve to know my name. [14:31] ---     "W-Woman"? He called me a woman?! [14:35] ---     Then again, this shame     I'm feeling isn't half bad... [14:39] ---     He's probably just one of the Holy Knights!     Don't be afraid! He-- [14:50] ---     So quick! [14:52] ---     How is he that fast?!     All I could see was a blur! [14:56] ---     Hey! Did you see that, Luna?! [15:00] ---     Tsk! You worthless shit! [15:05] ---     It's go time, punks! [15:09] ---     "Kenpo" [15:14] ---     Dance for me! [15:17] ---     "Hand-to-hand Combat" [15:26] ---     Don't you know? [15:27] ---     None can flee from the dragon! [15:53] ---     "Final Phoenix" [16:05] ---     You gutless worms are a thousand years     too early to face the dragon. [16:10] ---     H-He's so cool! [16:14] ---     This city ain't one I remember... [16:17] ---     You all right over there, woman? [16:20] ---     Y-Yes! [16:22] ---     You're damn reckless. [16:24] ---     Why's a woman going up     against guys with weapons? [16:28] ---     H-He's worried about me?     How long has it been since that's happened? [16:33] ---     If that trash ever messes with you again,     you just let me know. [16:38] ---     I'll come running to rescue you. [16:42] ---     I can't take it! He's killing my heart!     I'm dead four times over! [16:47] ---     When I'm around this guy,     I just can't seem to act like myself! [16:51] ---     Argh! I'll die if someone     sees me like this! I will! [16:56] ---     U-Um, would you be so kind as     to tell me your name, please? [17:02] ---     I'll strangle you later.     I'll squeeze the life out of you. [17:06] ---     Hmm? I'm Zero. [17:09] ---     Zero Kirisame. [17:11] ---     Zero? Um, I'm sorry for     dragging you into all this... [17:18] ---     No need to make such a pitiful face. [17:21] ---     I'm pretty much the definition     of unrivaled, you know. [17:25] ---     An insignificant brawl like that     doesn't even count to me. [17:29] ---     M-My nose is gonna bleed! [17:33] ---     Looks like a few people got hurt,     so go and take care of 'em. [17:36] ---     I'm gettin' out of here. [17:39] ---     O-Okay! [17:44] ---     Zero Kirisame... [17:45] ---     "Dons the Silver Dragon"     "Zero Kirisame" [17:48] ---     I finally found him... The man of my destiny! [17:57] ---     You monster... [17:59] ---     At least I was lucky enough to recover Hades. [18:04] ---     Those with dragon blood     on the side of fighting evil... [18:07] ---     Those who look on the ground     with disdain, Dragonkin... [18:11] ---     Have they formed a secret union     with the Kingdom of Holy Light? [18:17] ---     Demon Lord! [18:19] ---     It's a good thing I ran into you here. [18:22] ---     Shit, someone! Someone please kill me! [18:26] ---     The definition of unrivaled, my ass!     You're a frickin' imbecile! [18:31] ---     Argh, wall! [18:33] ---     U-Um, Demon Lord? [18:36] ---     Huh? What? No, this is... [18:38] ---     A-Anyways, Aku... Did you see him? [18:41] ---     Huh? What are you talking about? [18:43] ---     I mean, you know...     That guy wearing the white clothes. [18:49] ---     Oh, you mean the Dragonkin. [18:51] ---     I was in the hotel so I didn't see it,     but Sister Luna told me about him. [18:56] ---     When he thrust out his fist, it sent out     a shock wave that looked like a dragon... [19:01] ---     ...and sent the bad guys flying away. [19:04] ---     Argh, what the hell?! I'll give you Dragonkin... [19:09] ---     Um, how come you're so     curious to know about him? [19:13] ---     Is he someone you know, perhaps? [19:15] ---     Hell no! I don't know him! [19:18] ---     Oh, I see... [19:20] ---     I can't say it... I can't admit that guy     and me are one and the same... [19:26] ---     Zero Kirisame... [19:28] ---     Why the hell did I make that hard-ass,     delinquent, joke of a character? [19:42] ---     Come on, Yukikaze... [19:45] ---     Stop wasting money when we're short on it again. [19:48] ---     You want a lick, Mikan? [19:50] ---     No, thank you. And quit talking while you eat. [19:53] ---     Okay. [19:56] ---     "Greatsword User" "Mikan" [19:57] ---     Quit being dumb and let's get on with this. [20:01] ---     Right. I'm ready whenever. [20:01] ---     "Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze" [20:04] ---     "Seeking able adventurers to     exterminate dangerous sandwolves"... [20:09] ---     The reward isn't bad either. [20:11] ---     All right. Let's get rid of 'em. [20:14] ---     Excuse me! We'd like to take on     that one request with the sandwolves. [20:19] ---     Got it. Just gimme a minute. [20:22] ---     Ooh, check this guy out. [20:24] ---     Is this man here a new bounty? What did he do? [20:28] ---     I guess he's claiming to be the Demon Lord. [20:31] ---     Demon Lord... [20:33] ---     Is his thing a Demon Lord too? [20:35] ---     What the hell are you thinking? [20:41] ---     Luna, what happened to those soldiers? [20:43] ---     Huh? I sent all of them home. [20:46] ---     How come?     What will you do if something happens? [20:50] ---     Oh, well I've got you. [20:52] ---     Huh? Since when did I become your bodyguard? [20:56] ---     Shut up! I know you're actually happy     to be with me anyways, you pervert! [21:02] ---     You're calling me a pervert?! [21:04] ---     When have I ever done     anything perverted to you?! [21:07] ---     You haven't been able to forget     the feel of my butt, have you? [21:12] ---     You butt fetish pervert! [21:16] ---     This is so lively and fun! [21:19] ---     I've always wanted to go on a journey like this! [21:23] ---     Seriously? [21:25] ---     Right? You tell him too, Aku! [21:27] ---     You've gotta work hard and do as I say! [21:31] ---     Ugh, the agony... [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     The other side of speed... [23:14] ---     I'll pound you into mincemeat! [23:16] ---     Dancing mad! Bring me the ball! [23:19] ---     First attacker! The phantom 6th speed! [23:23] ---     Screw you, the dumb old me! [23:25] ---     D-Demon Lord, what's wrong? [23:28] ---     I may have danced with hard luck. [23:31] ---     Demon Lord, I have no idea     what you're trying to say. [23:34] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 4.     "Yu Kirino." [23:37] ---     Yu Kirino E4 - Yu Kirino Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] ---     Luna, you stand out too much     in that outfit. Change into this. [00:14] ---     Ch-Change? Y-You're... [00:14] ---     "Luna Elegant" "Aku" [00:17] ---     ...just trying to get me into     something lewd, aren't you? [00:20] ---     Don't be stupid. Wear this. [00:20] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" [00:27] ---     H-Huh? It's surprisingly normal... [00:30] ---     Yeah. I'm sure Demon Lord picked     out that outfit especially for you. [00:35] ---     I'm sure you'll look great in it, Sister Luna. [00:39] ---     M-Maybe you're right about that... [00:47] ---     Open your eyes [00:55] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [00:58] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:02] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [01:05] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [01:10] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [01:17] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [01:24] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [01:31] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [01:40] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [01:43] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [01:47] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [01:50] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [01:53] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:57] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:00] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:04] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:07] ---     Let's begin [02:09] ---     Open your eyes [02:14] ---     "Yu Kirino" [02:24] ---     Now then, I'm pretty sure they said     the sandwolves were around this area. [02:30] ---     Ready for them, Yukikaze? [02:32] ---     "Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze" [02:32] ---     I'm always ready. Perhaps even too ready. [02:35] ---     "Greatsword User" "Mikan" [02:35] ---     Is it too much to ask for you to be serious for once? [02:39] ---     I'm perpetually serious though. [02:42] ---     The nuance of your word choice is weird. [02:46] ---     It's hot and stuffy... around my breasts. [02:49] ---     But you don't have breasts to begin with. [02:52] ---     Your eyes are defective. [02:54] ---     Only people with pure hearts     can see my beautiful breasts. [02:59] ---     If only he kept his mouth shut,     you might even think he's a gorgeous girl. [03:06] ---     But he's a dude. [03:08] ---     Why are you staring at me like that? [03:12] ---     It's nothing. Let's focus on the job. [03:15] ---     Sandwolves... As far as monsters go,     they're a fairly dangerous kind. [03:22] ---     In a pack, they're downright ferocious, [03:24] ---     and there've been times where they     attacked and destroyed whole cities. [03:29] ---     Yeah, but on the other hand, [03:32] ---     as long as there's not a lot of them,     there's not much to be afraid of. [03:39] ---     Mikan? [03:40] ---     Shh, quiet. [03:42] ---     It seems like they're hiding nearby... [04:01] ---     Hell no! There's no way I'm fighting them! [04:04] ---     I can't take that many at once! [04:07] ---     There's only one of me! And my one hole! [04:10] ---     What are you saying at a time like this?! [04:19] ---     I'll take a break to smoke for a bit,     so get changed in the meantime. [04:24] ---     Y-You just want to peep on me, don't you? [04:27] ---     Do you wanna see my butt that badly? [04:32] ---     Don't you run. You're just leaving     because you know I'm right. [04:47] ---     I've really gotta build up     my skill points somehow... [04:50] ---     This is just like Infinity Game     where you earn skill points by fighting. [04:55] ---     S-Sir! [04:57] ---     L-Look! [05:06] ---     What a wonderful opportunity. [05:17] ---     What the hell? Just how many are there?! [05:20] ---     They're training 'em straight toward us?! [05:23] ---     You there! Run away! [05:26] ---     The rest is up to you, snazzy old man! [05:29] ---     We won't bury your body. [05:32] ---     I can't believe these guys!     Own up to it and get eaten! [05:40] ---     N-No worries, I can handle this.     I can do it if I try! [05:45] ---     I'll be fine with my barrier.     I'm fine, I'm fine... [05:50] ---     I'll be fine, won't I? [05:57] ---     You fools. What's the need to run     away from a few mere beasts? [06:05] ---     Um, is something going on? [06:13] ---     It'll be fine, so don't go anywhere. [06:34] ---     You've dared to bare your fangs at me. [06:36] ---     You may be beasts, but I won't hold back. [06:43] ---     Now, by my hand you will breathe your last. [06:47] ---     First Skill! Assault! [06:49] ---     "Assault" [06:57] ---     Your wretched eyes don't deserve to behold me! [07:01] ---     Second Skill! Sand Blind! [07:02] ---     "Sand Blind" [07:08] ---     None can flee from the Demon Lord! [07:11] ---     Third Skill! Thunderclap [07:12] ---     "Thunderclap" [07:24] ---     In the end, I won't even break     a sweat against beasts like you. [07:28] ---     Begone. [07:36] ---     Um...! [07:38] ---     Next time, be a bit more careful     not to get others involved. [07:42] ---     Goodbye. [07:43] ---     Hiyah! [07:48] ---     Was that the rumored Demon Lord? [07:51] ---     He's so refined... It's making my butt all hot! [07:55] ---     He's a dangerous person, you know. [07:57] ---     It's true, he's dangerous...     Dangerous to my chastity, that is. [08:04] ---     We need to get to the capital. [08:06] ---     That is, get to the capital     to make myself pretty! [08:11] ---     Demon Lord, you're incredible! [08:13] ---     Watching all that made my heart flutter! [08:16] ---     He saved me from a life that felt     like nothing more than wasting away... [08:21] ---     And even if he does happen     to be a terrible evil being, [08:25] ---     I still won't be able to leave his side. [08:29] ---     Even if it means having     the whole world as my enemy. [08:34] ---     Did the two of you behave? Specifically Luna. [08:37] ---     Y-You did pretty good back there. [08:40] ---     I expect you to protect me like that. [08:43] ---     It's not like I ever said     I'd protect you, but... [08:46] ---     M-More importantly, don't you have     something you want to say to me? [08:50] ---     Hmm? Oh... [08:52] ---     Well, I think it rather suits you. [08:55] ---     No, you honestly look good. [08:58] ---     O-Of course. [08:59] ---     When someone's a lady like me,     they make everything look good. [09:04] ---     Woohoo! [09:08] ---     I can't be one of those protagonists     that ignores the girl's moves, can I? [09:16] ---     Finally! Finally, the time has come! [09:25] ---     He's totally an idiot, isn't he? [09:27] ---     D-Demon Lord is kind of an eccentric person. [09:31] ---     Aku, you be careful with him. [09:33] ---     I bet he's thinking about something     perverted by the dirty look on his face. [09:38] ---     L-Like our butts? [09:40] ---     "Administrator Privileges" [09:40] ---     I need to do some deep thinking for a bit, you two. [09:45] ---     Get in the base to be safe. [09:47] ---     What do you mean by base? [09:59] ---     What in the world? A magic house? [10:01] ---     Sister Luna, there's even     a barrel bath inside the base! [10:05] ---     A barrel bath? What's that? [10:23] ---     You can go inside, as well, if you'd like. [10:25] ---     I-I really shouldn't. I think I'll just     stay here and feed the horse. [10:32] ---     Then at least have one of these. [10:34] ---     You'll feel much better. [10:39] ---     Ooh, this is good stuff. [10:43] ---     Anyways, you really showed     you've got some guts back there. [10:47] ---     You didn't panic in the slightest     during that whole fiasco. [10:51] ---     No, that's because... After all, you're... [10:55] ---     I'm what? [10:57] ---     No, never mind. It's nothing... [11:00] ---     Is that right? Okay, then... [11:09] ---     "Aide Summon"     "Who will you summon?" [11:13] ---     Finally, the time has come. [11:16] ---     In Infinity Game, there are eight aides     that work directly under Hakuto Kunai, [11:21] ---     and every last one of them is worth     at least a thousand of anyone else. [11:26] ---     Though they take a fair share of skill points, [11:28] ---     their talents should make it all worthwhile. [11:32] ---     "Aide Summon"     "Who will you summon?" [11:33] ---     But with my current amount of skill points,     I can only summon one. [11:37] ---     I need to give some serious     thought into who I'll call... [11:41] ---     "Aide Summon" [11:42] ---     My underlings and I have     no real way to protect against magic. [11:46] ---     It's a lethal weakness that     I can't afford to put off for long. [11:51] ---     I should prioritize my aide choice     with someone who can address that. [11:57] ---     Yu Kirino, then? [11:59] ---     Having a genius doctor and scientist     of her caliber working on it, [12:03] ---     I'm sure she'll be able to invent     something to shield against magic. [12:08] ---     The problem is her sadistic tendencies...     and her extreme short-temper. [12:13] ---     She'll kill and dissect people     without batting an eye... [12:16] ---     ...for the only reason of     satisfying her own desires. [12:20] ---     To top it off, she loves little boys. [12:23] ---     Argh, just make up your mind! [12:26] ---     Besides, in the rare chance she attacks me,     I think I can deal with her! [12:31] ---     Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon! [12:34] ---     Yu! I command you to appear before me! [12:37] ---     "Yu Kirino" [12:43] ---     "Mikan" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"     "Age: 17" "Height: 172cm" [12:48] ---     "Yukikaze" "Race: Human" "Sex: Girlish     Boy" "Age: 16" "Height: 160cm" [13:16] ---     "Genius Doctor" "Yu Kirino" [13:16] ---     Have you called for me, Chief? [13:19] ---     Yes, thank you for coming. [13:21] ---     I'll come to wherever you are     if that's the Chief's command. [13:26] ---     By the way, is this a new Game arena? [13:31] ---     She's talking! And acting by her own will! [13:36] ---     To think I'd see one of my characters     come to life right in front of me... [13:40] ---     Um, Chief? [13:42] ---     Ahem! I wonder how I should     start this explanation... [13:47] ---     First of all, this isn't the Great Empire. [13:49] ---     Wow, this bath isn't half bad! [13:53] ---     I'm glad that you like it, Sister Luna. [13:56] ---     I sure do! Now I want the whole house! [13:59] ---     Hey, can you help me convince him     to give me this place as a present? [14:05] ---     I-I guess so. [14:07] ---     I'm not sure what Demon Lord will     have to say about it, but I can ask... [14:12] ---     Yay! Please do, Aku! [14:15] ---     Sister Luna! [14:21] ---     From what you've told me,     it sounds like a forced positioning attack. [14:26] ---     I see... It explains this scenery too. [14:30] ---     I believe it's different than     the world we're from. [14:33] ---     I'm glad you've caught on so quick. [14:36] ---     So, about how to proceed... [14:38] ---     Chief. Regardless of the situation,     I believe the Nightless City is needed. [14:44] ---     "Nightless City" [14:44] ---     Nightless City. [14:46] ---     Houses the greatest technology     in the Great Empire... [14:49] ---     ...and is the final area of Infinity Game. [14:53] ---     But if we erect such a huge modern     fortress in a fantasy world like this, [14:58] ---     it'll be seen as the "Demon Lord's Castle." [15:01] ---     Chief. Don't you think we     were brought here for a reason? [15:06] ---     We had to have been brought here for a reason. [15:09] ---     I thought as much. [15:11] ---     Hmm? [15:13] ---     I think it's clear to the both of us     what we're supposed to do here. [15:17] ---     But getting there is a long way off. [15:20] ---     A journey of a thousand miles     begins with a single step. [15:23] ---     That's the chief for you.     You try to enjoy even a situation like this. [15:28] ---     I'm of the belief that there's     enjoyment to be found in everything. [15:33] ---     What will we be doing as     our first step then, Chief? [15:37] ---     I'm planning to upgrade     the base to a field hospital. [15:44] ---     All the wishes I've ever had     end up being granted by you, Chief. [15:48] ---     It's only natural. The wishes of my     cute underling are the same as my own. [15:54] ---     I appreciate it. [15:56] ---     Speaking of the hospital, I forbid you to kill. [16:00] ---     We need to learn more before anything else. [16:03] ---     Yes. We cannot proceed while knowing so little. [16:06] ---     Learning more is of vital importance. [16:09] ---     For now, I'll tell you all     the information I know. [16:13] ---     Yu is much smarter than I am, without a doubt. [16:16] ---     She was designed as a genius doctor.     Not to mention a mad sadist. [16:21] ---     I can't even comprehend her. [16:25] ---     I'll need to be very careful not to slip up. [16:34] ---     Wh-What a beautiful person! [16:37] ---     I-Is she your lover? Where did she come from? [16:42] ---     This is an aide of mine I summoned.     Get along with her. [16:46] ---     My name is Aku! [16:48] ---     I'm the Kingdom of Holy Light's     third Holy Maiden, Luna. [16:52] ---     And don't you forget it. [16:54] ---     Nice to meet you, Aku. Holy Maiden Luna. [16:57] ---     Could I get you to take a look at Aku's leg? [17:04] ---     All right, Aku. Could you relax for me? [17:07] ---     O-Okay. [17:11] ---     "Hand of God" [17:12] ---     Atta girl. [17:14] ---     U-Um, that hand of yours... [17:17] ---     Don't you worry, Aku. [17:19] ---     J-Just the tip. It's just the tip, so... [17:23] ---     Your breathing is heavy and scary! [17:25] ---     Aku, think you could dress     as a boy once we're done here? [17:30] ---     Yu, we don't have time to play around. [17:32] ---     My apologies. [17:35] ---     This will only sting a little bit, Aku. [17:43] ---     H-Hey, Demon Lord! Are you sure she'll be okay? [17:46] ---     There's nothing to worry about.     Trust me and my underlings. [17:50] ---     I haven't trusted you a single time so far! [18:00] ---     There. We're all done. [18:02] ---     I cleaned up your scar too.     You're a girl, after all. [18:06] ---     Mmm, you're finished? Aku, can you stand? [18:10] ---     S-Sure. [18:22] ---     It doesn't hurt! [18:25] ---     I can walk! On my legs! [18:30] ---     Demon Lord! [18:34] ---     Um, I... Am I not walking weird anymore? [18:38] ---     No, you're walking perfectly normal. [18:44] ---     Miss Yu, thank you so much! [18:47] ---     Of course, but thank the chief. [18:50] ---     Is it a good idea to have her     practice walking around some? [18:54] ---     We'll be back. Go on inside. [18:57] ---     Understood, Chief. [19:02] ---     Don't horse around too much. [19:11] ---     Demon Lord, I can run now! [19:13] ---     Didn't I tell you?     Nothing's impossible for the Great Empire. [19:17] ---     This is like a dream!     To think I can walk like normal now... [19:23] ---     It's no dream. [19:26] ---     You'll be able to walk normally     and live a normal life now. [19:31] ---     Um, could you pinch my cheek, please? [19:36] ---     Again with the classic lines... [19:43] ---     Well, uh... [19:45] ---     Um, I'm happy for you. [19:50] ---     Demon Lord, can we walk around a little longer? [19:57] ---     Now you don't have to let me     ride on your back anymore. [20:01] ---     I can always give you a lift when you're tired. [20:05] ---     Promise you'll never leave me? [20:09] ---     You should save that line for the future     when you meet a guy you like. [20:15] ---     But I already... [20:17] ---     ...decided on you. [20:21] ---     We're back! [20:24] ---     How was your leg, Aku? Did the pervert     Demon Lord do anything to you? [20:29] ---     You can be so rude... In a way, I'm impressed. [20:36] ---     Yu, you did an excellent job.     I was right to have picked you. [20:43] ---     What is this feeling? [20:45] ---     My body... My heart... My cells... [20:50] ---     I'm trembling with bliss all the way     to the tips of my hair... [20:54] ---     It's like an all-powerful creator has     finally acknowledged my presence... [21:01] ---     An overwhelming sense of     euphoria enveloping my body... [21:06] ---     I'll be needing your support from     here on out. I'm counting on you. [21:10] ---     R-Right! [21:14] ---     Why? Being praised like this...     Being needed like this... [21:19] ---     Why does it make me so happy? [21:22] ---     I feel differently than how I've always felt. [21:25] ---     And the chief is different     than he used to be too! [21:29] ---     I want to know more!     About these feelings... and the chief! [21:36] ---     "Learned Survival Skill: 'Heroine!!'" [21:53] ---     I wish I could go back [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     Today, I walked hand-in-hand with Aku. [23:15] ---     At the start of all this, I was upset     at being pulled into a world like this. [23:21] ---     But just by being able to mend Aku's leg, [23:24] ---     it might've been worth     coming to this world after all. [23:31] ---     Demon Lord... [23:35] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry     Episode 5. Merciless Invasion. [23:36] ---     Merciless Invasion E5 - Merciless Invasion Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] ---     Demon Lord, huh?     Would you say he's a hunk or what? [00:11] ---     "Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze" [00:11] ---     You wouldn't believe how snazzy he was. [00:14] ---     I wish he'd just fill the holes     in my heart and my butt! [00:18] ---     "Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei" [00:20] ---     You never change, Yukikaze! [00:23] ---     Grab a guy by the balls and he can be yours! [00:26] ---     Yukikaze! Don't forget he's the Demon Lord! [00:26] ---     "Greatsword User" "Mikan" [00:29] ---     Don't you know what that means? [00:31] ---     And aren't you a guy in the first place? [00:35] ---     You know nothing, Mikan.     Girlish boys can get pregnant too. [00:39] ---     Do you got alcohol in that     milk of yours or something? [00:44] ---     The point being, there were like     300 Sandwolves there, you know! [00:48] ---     And he scorched the whole pack     in less than a second! [00:53] ---     A person like him invites disaster. [01:00] ---     Mikan, did you already forget     that old man saved your life? [01:07] ---     Well, that's true, but... [01:10] ---     I'll pay him back with my body! [01:12] ---     Do as you please, but I want no part of it! [01:15] ---     Good grief, my head hurts.     Iei, bring me more ale! [01:19] ---     Sure thing! [01:20] ---     And I want more of that white and creamy stuff! [01:28] ---     Open your eyes [01:36] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:39] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:42] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [01:46] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [01:51] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [01:58] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [02:05] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [02:11] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [02:21] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [02:24] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [02:27] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [02:31] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [02:34] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:38] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:41] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:44] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:48] ---     Let's begin [02:50] ---     Open your eyes [02:56] ---     Walking... You had Hades     and accomplished so little? [03:00] ---     You're good at giving orders,     but still a coward when it comes down to it. [03:05] ---     That Dragonkin possessed powers out of the ordinary. [03:05] ---     "Satanist" "Walking" [03:09] ---     That's all. [03:10] ---     The appearance of this Demon Lord     concerns me more than the Dragonkin. [03:14] ---     "Satanist Founder" "Utopia" [03:17] ---     Lord Utopia... [03:19] ---     Although we revived the Demon King, [03:22] ---     I've heard rumors he was     killed by this Demon Lord. [03:28] ---     In any case, it seems Hades needs     even more sacrifices and power. [03:35] ---     We'll destroy the Holy Capital... [03:37] ---     ...by letting Hades consume     both the good and the bad. [03:54] ---     That fool, Greole... [04:00] ---     How could he stumble on such a small pebble? [04:03] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" [04:06] ---     "Merciless Invasion" [04:21] ---     Oh? What's that village? [04:24] ---     It seems like a pretty dead place to me... [04:31] ---     That's my village. [04:33] ---     Huh? [04:34] ---     I'm saying that's my territory! [04:34] ---     "Luna Elegant" [04:41] ---     "Yu Kirino" [04:50] ---     It looks rather run down, but...     You're fine with that? [04:54] ---     I have no interest in running a territory. [04:57] ---     Besides, someone they sent     from the church is overseeing it, [05:01] ---     so it's none of my business anyways. [05:03] ---     I see... Luna's just treated as     someone who can rally support. [05:08] ---     She might be good at magic,     but she'd be awful running a territory. [05:13] ---     Someone like her would raise taxes     like crazy and cause a revolt for sure. [05:19] ---     I imagine she'd get herself spanked     in the stockades in no time at all. [05:25] ---     Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! [05:29] ---     They probably shoved this land     on Luna to keep her away from [05:32] ---     productive land and their     own interests elsewhere. [05:37] ---     Message. [05:38] ---     "Message" [05:40] ---     Yu, I think the church is manipulating     Luna like a puppet. What do you think? [05:47] ---     I agree. [05:49] ---     The nobility and church brass are     probably taking advantage of her [05:53] ---     by dumping the most problematic land on her. [05:57] ---     Mmm... In which case, they can't     complain if we take this rejected land. [06:02] ---     You plan to use this village? [06:04] ---     Since it's Holy Maiden territory,     no one should interfere. It's convenient. [06:18] ---     Luna, I want to borrow a corner of the village. [06:22] ---     Huh? [06:23] ---     Demon Lord? What are you planning to do here? [06:26] ---     Not much. Just thinking about     running a doctor's office here. [06:31] ---     Oh, with Miss Yu! [06:33] ---     If Miss Yu works as a doctor,     people from the whole kingdom will come! [06:38] ---     Mmm. [06:42] ---     Chief, how about around this area? [06:46] ---     It's a little cramped. [06:48] ---     I was thinking about building     a hot spring resort next to it. [06:53] ---     A hot spring? That sure sounds lovely. [06:57] ---     It's hard to find someone who hates hot springs. [07:01] ---     I could rake in double the income     with a hospital and hot springs together. [07:02] ---     "Hospital" [07:07] ---     I could even sell soap as a package     deal and have a nice little business! [07:15] ---     W-Well, if it isn't Miss Luna.     It's so nice of you to come. [07:20] ---     Ah! It's the man on the wanted posters! [07:24] ---     Yup! He's the Demon Lord!     And I'm making him cooperate with me! [07:31] ---     I take it you're the one     appointed by the church? [07:35] ---     From now on, Luna and I     will be taking care of this village. [07:40] ---     Go back to the church     or whatever and pass on the news. [07:44] ---     B-But... shouldn't we discuss this     with my superiors first? [07:50] ---     Superiors? I don't understand your logic. [07:54] ---     Luna is the lord of this territory     and wishes to run things her own way. [08:00] ---     Are you suggesting the church     and your questionable superiors... [08:04] ---     ...are actually the true lords     of this territory and village? [08:08] ---     N-No, not at all! [08:11] ---     The village belongs to Miss Luna, of course! [08:15] ---     I believe you've answered     your own question then. [08:18] ---     Now run along and do as I said. [08:21] ---     Hiyah! [08:24] ---     You can be a surprisingly smooth     talker when it comes down to it. [08:33] ---     Don't you worry. [08:35] ---     If you just leave things to me,     I'll help the village get back on its feet. [08:39] ---     Um, will my allowance go up then? [08:44] ---     Of course. I promise. [08:52] ---     Kyon, how are the carrots over there? [08:52] ---     "Momo" [08:55] ---     Not good. They're too thin to sell for much. [08:55] ---     "Kyon" [08:58] ---     What about you, Momo? [09:03] ---     It's bad here too. [09:05] ---     We'll have to go buy more Water Crystals. [09:08] ---     But everything's so pricey lately.     Earth Crystals too. [09:13] ---     The soil's so poor that without Crystals,     we'll never be able to grow carrots. [09:18] ---     No one can grow them but us,     so we can sell at a good price, but... [09:23] ---     To think it's going to take so many Crystals... [09:27] ---     We've got some rabbit-eared people here... [09:30] ---     They're actually a race called Bunnies. [09:32] ---     They say that long ago,     the Cherub loved and adored them. [09:37] ---     There's not many of them,     but they've all gathered here to live. [09:41] ---     Adored, huh? [09:43] ---     It's almost like they're being quarantined here. [09:47] ---     Because the Kingdom of Holy Light     kinda hates all races except humans... [09:53] ---     Mmm. [09:54] ---     Eep! Wh-What did you do that for?! [09:57] ---     Hmph. For no reason, really. [10:00] ---     Just thought it might cheer you up. [10:02] ---     You pervert! You just wanted     to touch my cute butt, didn't you?! [10:07] ---     I'm right, aren't I?! Admit I'm right! [10:09] ---     Wait till bed for your fantasies. [10:12] ---     I'd actually like to hear what     the Bunnies have to say. [10:15] ---     Ow, ow, ow! [10:18] ---     Now you're sick of my butt and you're     going after the Bunnies' butts next?! [10:22] ---     You big demon pervert lord! [10:26] ---     "Zero Kirisame" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"     "Age: ?" "Height: 180cm" [10:31] ---     "Yu Kirino" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"     "Age: 22" "Height: 175cm" [10:38] ---     I see... The water shortage     is causing you trouble. [10:42] ---     Is there anything you can     do about it, Demon Lord? [10:45] ---     You knew your vassals were in need,     and yet you didn't help them? [10:50] ---     Some kind of Holy Maiden you are. [10:52] ---     I-It's not my fault. [10:54] ---     I was taught to keep my hand     out of such worldly issues. [10:59] ---     So, you said your name was Kyon?     Is there a water well in this village? [11:04] ---     Th-There is, hop! [11:07] ---     Hop? [11:08] ---     Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop-- [11:11] ---     I have to ask, but what's with     that special sentence ending? [11:15] ---     H-Humans get pretty disappointed     unless we finish with that, hop! [11:21] ---     Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop! Bunny-- [11:21] ---     Could you please talk to me like normal? [11:24] ---     Did you say your name was Momo?     You can speak normally too. [11:29] ---     Got it, bunny. [11:31] ---     Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop, bunny bunny! [11:31] ---     You don't get it at all! [11:33] ---     What the hell's wrong with these people?! [11:36] ---     The water well is this way... hop! [11:39] ---     Argh, just hurry up and guide us there already. [11:49] ---     What kind of shape is the well in, Yu? [11:52] ---     Chief... The underground water vein     is completely exhausted, [11:57] ---     and it's likely that digging deeper     will be a wasted effort. [12:01] ---     Hmm, I see. [12:04] ---     But we don't have the budget     to buy more Water Crystals, bunny. [12:08] ---     We're in trouble, hop. [12:10] ---     I just know he's going     to do something crazy again... [12:13] ---     Demon Lord... [12:18] ---     A Pulley Wheel is a low-level item,     so it's only 5 Skill Points. [12:18] ---     "Pulley Wheel" [12:23] ---     In Infinity Game, plastic bottles     of water are the primary recovery item. [12:29] ---     In areas with water wells,     you could use a Pulley Wheel to get water. [12:35] ---     I've got 265 skill points left over... [12:35] ---     "Pulley Wheel" [12:37] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" [12:38] ---     Even if I make a field hospital and hot springs,     I'll still have some left over. [12:45] ---     Shall we get started, then? [12:48] ---     Low-Level Item Creation. [12:52] ---     Pulley Wheel. [13:02] ---     I-I'm scared, hop! [13:04] ---     Wh-What was that, bunny? [13:06] ---     H-Hey! Where do you get that stuff from? [13:11] ---     I suppose you could say from     a fragment of my intelligence. [13:16] ---     And? What's that supposed to be? [13:18] ---     We should probably get this thing attached, then. [13:21] ---     I'll help, Chief. [13:25] ---     If the well's exhausted, I think it's     pointless to add a Pulley Wheel, hop. [13:31] ---     It's okay. You can trust that     Demon Lord knows what he's doing. [13:36] ---     Using this Pulley Wheel of mine     will produce water every time. [13:40] ---     The state of the well doesn't matter. [13:43] ---     I don't understand what you're saying, bunny. [13:46] ---     It's your speech patterns     that I don't understand. [13:51] ---     What the heck is he doing? [13:53] ---     Aku, could you bring up some well water? [13:56] ---     Sure, I'll give it a shot! [13:59] ---     By twisting this wheel,     even Aku can draw water with ease. [14:04] ---     I just have to turn it this way, right? [14:08] ---     You can't draw water from a dry well! [14:13] ---     It's water! [14:16] ---     Huh?! [14:19] ---     H-Hey! What's the meaning of this, Demon Lord?! [14:22] ---     Just like Demon Lord said,     it's a cinch for me to fetch water! [14:27] ---     Momo, look! There's tons of water! [14:30] ---     You're kidding! How is that possible?! [14:33] ---     You guys can talk normal after all! [14:39] ---     As I thought, it's regular water. [14:41] ---     I'd have to rethink my plan if it     was water that recovered HP, but... [14:47] ---     Then again, if Water Crystals     are valuable enough to be sold, [14:51] ---     it wouldn't be a good idea     to let this go public. [14:54] ---     Hey, explain already. [14:56] ---     How come adding the Pulley Wheel     made it so water comes out? [15:00] ---     This is a magic Pulley Wheel from my homeland. [15:03] ---     As you can see, it can draw water     from even dried-up wells. [15:07] ---     I believe you all understand     how valuable an item this is? [15:15] ---     It's not out of the question     for a war to start over this thing. [15:21] ---     But really, it's just a low-level item, though... [15:25] ---     We'll keep it a secret     in this village forever, hop! [15:29] ---     Thank you so much!     Now we can grow healthy carrots, bunny! [15:33] ---     They've got to be saying it on purpose! [15:36] ---     Oh, well. The next thing     you need for farming is... [15:40] ---     Mid-Level Item Creation. [15:45] ---     "Fertilizer" [15:45] ---     Fertilizer. [15:47] ---     You can use this fertilizer.     I'm counting on you to put it to good use. [15:53] ---     Momo! This fertilizer is amazing! [15:56] ---     Incredible! It's overflowing with blessed power! [15:59] ---     Well, this should lighten up     the mood in the village a bit. [16:02] ---     Woohoo! [16:03] ---     We can build up the village, but no one     will visit if the mood here is bleak. [16:05] ---     Hurray! [16:06] ---     This is great! [16:09] ---     Just like that tea bowl, it's wild to think     trash items can be so valuable here. [16:15] ---     It's unbelievable... [16:21] ---     Y-You know, I guess you     have some good in you too. [16:27] ---     Don't be stupid. I don't do things     out of the goodness of my heart. [16:31] ---     Everything I do is for a reason. [16:34] ---     And what's your reason now? [16:36] ---     Y-You want to do nasty things to the Bunnies?! [16:40] ---     Are you dumb? Somebody has to     operate the hospital and hot springs. [16:46] ---     I'm planning to have the     Bunnies work there for me. [16:49] ---     Like this... [16:52] ---     Hmm? If it helps my village develop [16:55] ---     and raises my allowance,     I've got no complaints. [16:58] ---     Hmph... This is just the start of it. [17:01] ---     The rest we'll leave for after the capital. [17:05] ---     You better treat me to     lots of stuff when we're there! [17:08] ---     We'll do lots of clothes shopping! [17:10] ---     Why do I have get dragged     into clothes shopping with you? [17:21] ---     "Head Noble" "Dona Dona" [17:21] ---     My goodness. Miss Luna is taking     over the church-run territory [17:26] ---     and wants to run it on her own now? [17:29] ---     "Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts" [17:30] ---     We should be pleased. [17:33] ---     But I'm worried about her. [17:35] ---     I fear she's being deceived by     the one calling himself Demon Lord. [17:35] ---     "Eldest Holy Maiden"     "Angel White" [17:41] ---     Do not worry. If that man bothers you so much, [17:45] ---     I can always discipline him myself. [17:50] ---     This is someone whom Miss Luna trusts. [17:52] ---     We should not be interfering with them. [17:56] ---     Hmph! Isn't his face already plastered     on wanted posters around the city? [18:01] ---     Dona, that's because the man     has caused actual damage. [18:06] ---     You wish to punish someone     Miss Luna trusts because of a rumor. [18:10] ---     Blitzo reported one of his remote     villages was burnt to a crisp! [18:15] ---     Didn't he completely demolish     Miss Luna's escort in the first place?! [18:21] ---     According to the reports I've received, [18:24] ---     only a single house in the village was burned. [18:27] ---     I think perhaps Blitzo     has exaggerated the incident. [18:32] ---     Arts! Are you saying you     don't trust the word of a noble? [18:37] ---     I judge not by status, but by if     they're a person to be trusted or not. [18:42] ---     And as far as I'm concerned, [18:44] ---     I believe the reports of my trusty     subordinates over what Blitzo says. [18:50] ---     It's rare for her to act upon     something by her own will. [18:54] ---     For the time being,     I believe we should wait and see. [18:57] ---     If that's how the Holy Maiden     wishes to proceed... [19:02] ---     As you wish. [19:09] ---     What an insufferable fellow. [19:13] ---     I hate him! [19:24] ---     I heard you had a rough time     the other day. I'm glad you're okay. [19:28] ---     "Deranged Holy Maiden"     "Killer Queen" [19:30] ---     You ran into Luna in the city of Yahoo, right? [19:33] ---     Was she doing all right? [19:35] ---     I heard she was traveling together     with this man calling himself Demon Lord, [19:40] ---     so I'm worried sick about her. [19:43] ---     They said there was a Dragonkin     in the report as well... [19:48] ---     I'm in love... [19:50] ---     Huh? [19:51] ---     I think I'm in love... with that man. [20:07] ---     I can still remember how cool he was. [20:11] ---     W-Wait, hold up... What are you saying? [20:14] ---     Are you talking about that rumored Dragonkin? [20:18] ---     His incredible speed and fighting spirit... [20:21] ---     His shock wave that embodied     the form of a dragon! [20:24] ---     Um, Queen? Don't you find it hard     to believe there was a Dragonkin there? [20:29] ---     Let alone one who embodies a dragon with-- [20:33] ---     You only say that nonsense     because you didn't see him! [20:37] ---     His fists! His figure! [20:41] ---     His magnificent looks! His cool lines! [20:45] ---     C-Calm down. [20:48] ---     You gutless worms are a thousand     years too early to face the dragon. [20:53] ---     Huh? [20:59] ---     He's way too cool! [21:01] ---     Huh? [21:03] ---     I'm rude and pick fights and have a bad mouth, [21:06] ---     but he was worried for me as a woman!     Zero Kirisame! [21:11] ---     I've gotta hurry and find Mr. Zero! [21:14] ---     Ah, I wanna bury my face in his clothes! [21:18] ---     I bet he smells so good! [21:20] ---     Huh? [21:22] ---     I need you, Mr. Zero! [21:22] ---     Wh-What's going on with these people? [21:25] ---     Queen and Luna are acting so weird! [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     Demon Lord, that Pulley Wheel is amazing, hop! [23:14] ---     Nothing's impossible for the Great... Hmm? [23:18] ---     Good grief. How can water     come out of a dry well, bunny?! [23:22] ---     Hey! [23:23] ---     Chief, I've been wondering... [23:25] ---     Do those Bunnies have human     ears as well as rabbit ears? [23:30] ---     Hop... hop... hop... hop! [23:32] ---     Not you too! [23:33] ---     P-Phew, just a dream... [23:36] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry     Episode 6. Turmoil in the Capital. [23:36] ---     "Turmoil in the Capital" E6 - Turmoil in the Capital Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] ---     "Bar" "Noma Noma" [00:09] ---     Organ, do you think it's really true     that a Dragonkin showed up in Yahoo? [00:14] ---     "No" is what I'd like to say,     but there are never any guarantees in this world. [00:20] ---     It sounds like such a fairy tale, doesn't it? [00:23] ---     A Dragonkin taking a stand against evil... SIGN    "Chunibyo" "S-Rank Adventurer" "Mink" [00:26] ---     If there really was one, [00:26] ---     "Devilkin S-Rank Adventurer"     "Organ" [00:27] ---     the Beast Kingdom would be all over it, though. [00:31] ---     Maybe he's a wild Dragonkin or something? [00:34] ---     Don't be absurd. [00:36] ---     The union of Human and Dragon is celebrated, [00:39] ---     yet the offspring of Human and     Demon is detested and prosecuted. [00:43] ---     What an illogical and ridiculous world. [00:48] ---     "Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei" [00:48] ---     The Dragonkin is great and all, Mink... [00:51] ---     But I recommend this one. [00:56] ---     This man is apparently     calling himself Demon Lord. [01:00] ---     If you hang around him, you never     know what sort of fun you'll get into. [01:05] ---     Oho? [01:10] ---     I feel the waves of destiny gushing within me! [01:13] ---     My right eye is throbbing!     I see it! I see it all! [01:17] ---     By the hands of that man,     the future of our world will plunge into chaos! [01:22] ---     Organ, let's perform a blood oath right here. [01:25] ---     The coming chaos is darker     than the deepest shadow! [01:29] ---     You're a Priest, you know.     What are you talking about? [01:35] ---     If I'm not mistaken, [01:36] ---     "Mikan" [01:37] ---     isn't that the S-Rank adventurers, Mink and Organ? [01:40] ---     Demon Lord may be out of our league, [01:43] ---     but they might be able to handle him. [01:44] ---     "Yukikaze" [01:46] ---     The old man is mine and mine only. [01:49] ---     No one else lays hands on him! No one! [01:56] ---     Open your eyes [02:04] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:07] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:11] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:14] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:19] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [02:26] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [02:33] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [02:39] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [02:49] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [02:52] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [02:55] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [02:59] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [03:02] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [03:06] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [03:09] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [03:12] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [03:16] ---     Let's begin [03:18] ---     Open your eyes [03:22] ---     "Turmoil in the Capital" [03:28] ---     "Upscale Bar" "Artemis" [03:40] ---     This place is quite impressive. [03:44] ---     Right? This is one of my     favorite places to come to. [03:48] ---     Welcome, Miss Luna. Thank you for coming again. [03:52] ---     It's always a pleasure to have you. [03:54] ---     Thank you. [03:56] ---     But today we came to celebrate     a special occasion for one of my friends. [04:00] ---     Please keep that in mind. [04:04] ---     Understood. [04:08] ---     Let us start with a toast and raise our glasses [04:08] ---     "Yu Kirino" [04:12] ---     to Aku's leg being healed. [04:14] ---     Cheers! [04:16] ---     Aku, congratulations. [04:18] ---     Congratulations, Aku. [04:20] ---     Th-Thank you very much. [04:26] ---     You're the star for today. [04:28] ---     Forget about manners     and eat as much as you'd like. [04:32] ---     Okay! [04:48] ---     I guess we should stick     to more casual places to eat. [04:54] ---     If this is a celebration,     it's about time I make it seem like one... [04:59] ---     Excuse me. Could you do me a favor? [05:03] ---     Certainly. Anything. [05:05] ---     I'd like someone to bring this over to my table. [05:11] ---     Wh-Whoa! [05:13] ---     Item Construct! [05:26] ---     Aku, this is a present from me. [05:30] ---     "Strawberry Tart" [05:32] ---     Wow! Demon Lord, is this candy?! [05:35] ---     It looks so incredibly cute! [05:38] ---     Yu, slice this up for us. [05:40] ---     Sure thing, Chief. [05:52] ---     It's sweet, delicious, and cute! [05:55] ---     Ah, so yummy! It melts in my mouth! [05:59] ---     This must be what happiness tastes like, Chief. [06:06] ---     You look like you're having     a grand old time, Luna. [06:11] ---     Hmm? Madam? [06:17] ---     What's the deal with this super-rich lady?! [06:20] ---     Her whole body is sparkling! [06:22] ---     I'm sorry for interrupting when     you're all enjoying yourselves so much. [06:27] ---     Greetings, Madam. I'm afraid I don't know you. [06:30] ---     My name is Hakuto Kunai. [06:33] ---     "Big Shot of High Society"     "Shrimpfry Butterfly" [06:33] ---     Dear me, I haven't introduced myself yet. [06:36] ---     I'm Shrimpfry Butterfly. [06:39] ---     Is she some one gag comedian?! [06:41] ---     Madam, would you care to sit down and join us? [06:45] ---     H-Hey now, Demon Lord! [06:47] ---     Oh, my. For the rumored Demon Lord     to personally invite me. How exciting! [06:54] ---     She knows about me and yet still came to talk? [06:58] ---     Must be one shrewd woman. [07:00] ---     Luna, who is this Madam? [07:00] ---     "Message" [07:03] ---     Huh?! Now I'm hearing     his repulsive voice in my head... [07:07] ---     That "repulsive" was cruel, but just answer me. [07:11] ---     What's the matter, Luna? [07:13] ---     Um, nothing at all! Nothing at all... [07:16] ---     You can't tell it's a skill of mine     to talk in secret without being heard? [07:21] ---     You don't think I knew that? Sheesh! [07:24] ---     Madam is the center figure     for all the wives of nobility. [07:27] ---     She has tons of connections     and is hugely influential among nobles. [07:32] ---     I see... Then she's like     the queen of high society? [07:35] ---     Yeah, right. She'd be dangerous     to have as an enemy. [07:39] ---     I've got a good idea. [07:41] ---     If I somehow gain her trust,     that means she'll become an unbeatable ally. [07:50] ---     Madam, we've come here tonight     to congratulate Aku on her injury healing. [07:56] ---     If you wouldn't mind,     perhaps you could say something too? [08:00] ---     Oh, my, is that so? Congratulations, Aku. [08:04] ---     Th-Thank you very much. [08:07] ---     By the way, is this your     first time in the city, Aku? [08:10] ---     Y-Yes, that's right. [08:13] ---     Everything I see here     is so pretty, I can't believe it! [08:17] ---     Really? You're such a cute and honest little one. [08:21] ---     I-I'm not... [08:23] ---     Yeah, isn't she?     I'm proud to have her as a friend! [08:27] ---     Y-You're too much... [08:29] ---     And what do you think of the city,     Mr. Demon Lord? [08:32] ---     It's truly spectacular. [08:35] ---     It's very authentic and easy to admire. [08:37] ---     Compared to the impoverished     lands I passed by during my travels, [08:41] ---     the Holy Capital's prosperity     is an astonishment to behold. [08:46] ---     You're absolutely correct. [08:48] ---     It's not unusual to compare the lands     of the kingdom to Heaven and Hell. [08:55] ---     That couldn't be any closer to the truth. [08:58] ---     However, I do know a method     in which that problem could be solved. [09:05] ---     I would love to hear your wisdom     on the matter, Mr. Demon Lord. [09:12] ---     It's rather simple, actually. [09:15] ---     By transforming every last land into Heaven, [09:18] ---     there will simply be no more problems.     It's that easy. [09:22] ---     Th-This seems like a rather     large-scale proposition of yours. [09:26] ---     If I sat at the top of the kingdom,     it could be done in a few mere years. [09:32] ---     My... [09:33] ---     But instead of these boring     problems of the country, [09:36] ---     I have a different "Heaven"     I'd like to introduce you to. [09:43] ---     That sounds very intriguing. [09:45] ---     And what is this "Heaven" of yours? [09:48] ---     It's this right here. [09:52] ---     Soap? [09:54] ---     Oh! That soap is the best thing ever! [09:57] ---     It washes away dirt like magic     and leaves your skin sparkling! [10:01] ---     Magic... Sparkling, huh? [10:06] ---     Nice assist, Luna! [10:11] ---     Indeed, the skin of all these     ladies here sure is dazzling... [10:18] ---     I urge you to give it a try tonight. [10:22] ---     I think you'll be astonished     at how well it works. [10:25] ---     I may just. Thank you for     the wonderful gift, Demon Lord. [10:30] ---     Oh, please. There's no need     to thank me over such a trivial thing. [10:35] ---     But I am planning to open a hot spring     in the village of Rabby sometime soon. [10:39] ---     It's a place where your skin--     your entirety will be revived! [10:44] ---     Revived, you say?     Now those are some bold claims you make. [10:49] ---     When it comes to ideas which I devise,     none are lies or falsehood. [10:54] ---     Because every word that comes     out of my mouth, I make true. [10:59] ---     It won't be just an ordinary bath, you see. [11:02] ---     Carbon dioxide baths, vase baths, stone saunas, [11:05] ---     electric baths, herbal baths, salt saunas... [11:07] ---     ...and so much more for guests to enjoy. [11:11] ---     Not only will it help exhaustion,     stiff muscles, and cold sensitivity... [11:15] ---     Your skin will feel years     younger when you're done! [11:18] ---     P-Please! Please let me come and visit! [11:23] ---     Luna, keep this a secret     from my little sister, Oysterfry. [11:26] ---     Oh, Madam. You must not be getting     along with your sister as usual. [11:31] ---     I'm in the same boat as you. [11:33] ---     Sisters just have a hard time seeing eye to eye. [11:37] ---     There's an Oysterfry too?!     Get along with your fry family! [11:52] ---     I-It's a Satanist attack! [11:55] ---     Satanists? [11:57] ---     What are they doing here?! [11:58] ---     I'm scared... [12:00] ---     We've finally got a sideshow of clowns     to spice up this dinner banquet. [12:09] ---     "Mink" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"     "Age: 20" "Height: 171cm" [12:14] ---     "Organ" "Race: Devilkin" "Sex: Female"     "Age: ?" "Height: 155cm" [12:23] ---     I see, it's a synchronized attack... [12:26] ---     I guess they're not half bad. [12:29] ---     Yu, stay here and protect all these people. [12:32] ---     I'll go snuff out all the turmoil. [12:35] ---     Understood, Chief. [12:37] ---     H-Hold up! Don't decide that on your own! [12:40] ---     I'm going with you! [12:42] ---     Luna, it's quite possible that     you're the target of this attack. [12:46] ---     There's no hope for me to protect you     if you're walking around the streets. [12:51] ---     P-Protect me?! [12:52] ---     I-It's not like I need you to protect me... [12:56] ---     Will she be okay being this easy to read? [12:59] ---     Aku, there's nothing to     worry about if you're with Yu. [13:02] ---     Just try to enjoy the rest of your meal. [13:05] ---     O-Okay. [13:07] ---     B-But... [13:10] ---     Will you be all right, Demon Lord? [13:14] ---     She's like a daughter     worried about her father... [13:18] ---     It's a sideshow. I'm just burning     off some calories after dinner. [13:23] ---     You should return to your meal too, Madam. [13:25] ---     I must say, you sure are a confident one... [13:29] ---     Though, if I put it in your own words... [13:32] ---     Is it because everything you say comes true? [13:35] ---     That's exactly right. [13:38] ---     It's unfortunate for these guys     that I happened to be here today. [13:44] ---     "Message" [13:45] ---     Yu... If we're to learn anything,     we need to be able to move easily. [13:50] ---     So we avoid crude behavior     and improve our reputation? [13:53] ---     It's great that you always catch on so quickly. [13:58] ---     I'm counting on you, Yu. [14:01] ---     O-Oday! [14:02] ---     Hmm? Did she just stutter or something? [14:05] ---     No way, it's Yu we're talking about... [14:10] ---     Now then, I wonder where I should start? [14:27] ---     They keep popping up no matter where I go... [14:30] ---     If you want to meet a Demon Lord     so badly, I'll grant your wish. [14:36] ---     Take this! [14:38] ---     "Heavy Strike" [14:40] ---     You asked for it! [14:42] ---     "Whirlwind" [14:46] ---     You damn, rotten adventurers! [14:48] ---     Ice Slash! [14:48] ---     "Ice Blade" "Ice Slash" [14:51] ---     Thou shall become a frozen cold Mikan. [14:54] ---     Snow Kiss! [14:54] ---     "Sweetheart of Snow" "Snow Kiss" [14:57] ---     Thanks for the save, Yukikaze. [14:59] ---     V for Victory. Sweetheart of your mouth. [15:02] ---     Grab them by the ocean's edge. [15:05] ---     Ice Hand! [15:06] ---     "Hand of Ice" "Ice Hand" [15:11] ---     It's about time that we     broke the ice. Ice Splash! [15:16] ---     "Ice Spears" "Ice Splash" [15:20] ---     Don't falter! We outnumber them! [15:23] ---     Keep up the attack for as long as we can! [15:28] ---     This isn't looking good. What now, Yukikaze? [15:32] ---     Dying a virgin was never part of my plan. [15:35] ---     Impressive how unfazed you are     at a time like this. [15:38] ---     And anyways, you're a guy, so-- [15:45] ---     That's a clown for you. [15:50] ---     Would anyone else like to put on a good show? [15:53] ---     Old man! [15:55] ---     We meet again! He's so dreamy! [15:58] ---     Demon Lord! [16:01] ---     Demon Lord, is it? You dare stand in our way?! [16:06] ---     Who do you think you're dealing with? [16:09] ---     Kneel before me! [16:10] ---     "Champion" [16:11] ---     Champion! [16:13] ---     What I do to trash like you... [16:16] ---     "Enlightenment" [16:16] ---     Enlightenment! [16:20] ---     ...is show you where you belong. [16:25] ---     Pulverize! [16:29] ---     "Pulverize" [16:34] ---     The truth of the matter is,     I'm completely justified to be angry at you. [16:40] ---     Though I'm a little grateful too. [16:43] ---     I-I'm not gonna die like this! [16:48] ---     May disaster befall... this cursed land! [16:53] ---     Summon Devil! [17:08] ---     Huh? [17:08] ---     "Mid-Level Demon" "Carnival" [17:10] ---     I got called here by a bunch     of puny humans? What gives? [17:14] ---     Hey, Yukikaze. That's a Demon, right? [17:18] ---     Yeah. The Satanists summoned     it in exchange for their lives. [17:22] ---     It's not looking good. [17:24] ---     Whatever. Looks like there's     a lot of tasty snacks to eat here. [17:28] ---     Oh, boy! It's time to set the table     and let despair fill the air! [17:35] ---     Killing Field! [17:35] ---     "Imprisonment Area"     "Killing Field" [17:47] ---     It sounds like the turmoil is getting worse. [17:50] ---     And I'm getting chills out of nowhere... [17:53] ---     I think that was Barrier Magic. [17:56] ---     Meaning? [17:57] ---     This whole area has been trapped and closed off. [18:01] ---     We won't be able to escape unless he's defeated. [18:07] ---     Yeah, that's right!     It's time, my little kittens! [18:11] ---     Come play with Mr. Carnival of Hell! [18:14] ---     Sing along with the sound of my music     with your wails, cries, and screams of-- [18:27] ---     Wh-Who's the damn vermin who did that to me?! [18:32] ---     That filthy mouth suits you much better. [18:36] ---     Was it you?! You shitty dirtbag! [18:39] ---     What a disgrace.     You're a swine with an ugly face. [18:44] ---     Your voice is putrid and your clothes hideous. [18:47] ---     You seem as worthless as it gets,     but maybe you're good for a laugh at best. [18:54] ---     I'll kill you! [19:02] ---     I must admit, this is the second time     I've run into a Demon. [19:06] ---     The last one unfortunately died all too fast. [19:06] ---     "Survival Skill 'Fighting Spirit' activated"     "+10% to user's Offense and Defense" [19:10] ---     "Combat Skill 'Strength Drain' activated"     "10% to target's Offense" [19:12] ---     How do you think you'll fare? [19:15] ---     For academic purposes, [19:15] ---     "Combat Skill 'Overpower' activated"     "-10% to target's Defense" [19:18] ---     I've decided to go all out this time. [19:20] ---     "Combat Skill 'Peerless' activated"     "+30% to user's Offense and Defense" [19:25] ---     You called yourself Carnival, huh?     Are you ready for this? [19:29] ---     W-Wait, you wonderful monsieur!     I was wrong! I was-- [19:33] ---     Oops, I forgot something important... [19:36] ---     Wh-Whatever that important thing is,     I'll help you with it! [19:40] ---     I'll do whatever you like! [19:46] ---     "Status change: 'Battle Ready'     "Stance change: 'Retaliation Stance'" [19:47] ---     N-No! I don't wanna be killed     by a human in a place like this! [19:53] ---     I'm sure you've done plenty of killing till now. [19:56] ---     You should at least feel     what it's like to die for once. [20:24] ---     What filthy fireworks. [20:30] ---     This is you, right? Long live Demon Lord! [20:34] ---     Demon Lord, you're something else! [20:36] ---     Mister, let me buy you a drink! [20:38] ---     Well, when you're as good as me,     that much is nothing. [20:44] ---     Old man! [20:46] ---     You've saved me two times now,     and I want to pay you back! [20:50] ---     There's no need for that.     This was something important for me too. [20:55] ---     Could you please tell me your name, old man? [20:58] ---     "Old"... The me in here is still young. [21:02] ---     I'm Hakuto Kunai. [21:06] ---     Hakuto... Kunai... [21:11] ---     The old man and I are bound     by the red string of fate! [21:15] ---     H-Hold up, Yukikaze!     I'm sure you're being fooled somehow! [21:19] ---     Jealous, Mikan? [21:20] ---     Why the hell would I be jealous?! [21:22] ---     If you must know where my heart lies, [21:24] ---     I prefer heroes like that Dragonkin who love justice! [21:26] ---     Hmm? That Dragonkin, huh? [21:28] ---     How naughty. [21:30] ---     You prefer people who love just ass. [21:30] ---     "Justice = Just Ass" [21:32] ---     Um, I think you said it wrong. [21:33] ---     That's not even close to the same word! [21:35] ---     It's not even close? [21:35] ---     Argh, Yukikaze! I can't take it! [21:39] ---     What the hell?! [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     For battle within the Game,     you put together your skills [23:15] ---     and combo them all together     to however you best see fit. [23:19] ---     Depending on how you combo,     it's possible to do astronomical damage. [23:23] ---     If you're an expert at it, it's said you     can do enough damage to kill a god. [23:29] ---     What filthy fireworks. [23:32] ---     You put on a show, Demon Lord! [23:34] ---     Wh-Who told you that? [23:35] ---     "All or Nothing" [23:36] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 7.     All or Nothing. E7 - All or Nothing Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] ---     Last time on Demon Lord, Retry... [00:08] ---     "Status change: 'Battle Ready'"     "Stance change: 'Retaliation Stance'" [00:09] ---     N-No! I don't wanna be killed     by a human in a place like this! [00:15] ---     I'm sure you've done plenty of killing till now. [00:18] ---     You should at least feel     what it's like to die for once. [00:46] ---     What filthy fireworks. [00:52] ---     "Satanist Assembly Hall" [00:55] ---     What in the world happened? [00:55] ---     "Tron" [00:57] ---     They unleashed it much too early.     That damn Merge must have lost his mind. [01:03] ---     I-I'm sure something unexpected     must have happened. [01:08] ---     Tron, take that and tell them to use the remaining two [01:08] ---     "Satanist Founder" "Utopia" [01:12] ---     at the Holy Castle. [01:14] ---     I'm sure even a failure mixed-blood     like you can manage that much. [01:19] ---     Right... [01:22] ---     Begone at once. You're an eyesore. [01:31] ---     Open your eyes [01:39] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:42] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:46] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [01:49] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [01:54] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [02:01] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [02:08] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [02:14] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [02:24] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [02:27] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [02:30] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [02:34] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [02:37] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:41] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:44] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:47] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:51] ---     Let's begin [02:53] ---     Open your eyes [02:58] ---     "All or Nothing" [03:03] ---     "Upscale Bar" "Artemis" [03:07] ---     Here's a beautiful flower     for such beautiful people! [03:12] ---     Artemis is on a different level. [03:15] ---     They even brought out a clown     to calm down the guests. [03:18] ---     Yes, because nobles like us must     remain staunch even in times like this. [03:26] ---     What a fool of a Holy Maiden     to be without escort. [03:31] ---     "Shrimpfry Butterfly" [03:31] ---     The queen of high society, [03:33] ---     Shrimpfry Butterfly... [03:35] ---     "Luna Elegant" [03:35] ---     She has a sharp eye for people, [03:37] ---     "Luna Elegant" "Aku" [03:37] ---     and has connections all over the place. [03:40] ---     "Luna Elegant" "Aku" "Yu Kirino" [03:41] ---     The others must be the Holy Maiden's friends. [03:44] ---     Luna Elegant... [03:44] ---     "Assassin Clown" "Kamiya" [03:46] ---     You're the next target     the Satanists want me to kill. [03:51] ---     He said he'd be right back,     so what in the world is taking him so long? [03:57] ---     Don't worry, Sister Luna. [03:59] ---     Not once has Demon Lord     broken a promise he's made. [04:04] ---     Aku is probably right.     Let's be patient and wait. [04:09] ---     Oh, my, what a fine collection     of precious people! [04:13] ---     You sparkle so much, it's blinding me! [04:17] ---     What a friendly clown we have here. [04:19] ---     Do you mind if I show off     a little trick of my own? [04:23] ---     Argh, how can someone     as pretty as you do tricks too? [04:27] ---     I'm so envious! [04:36] ---     Wh-What? My... [04:40] ---     Did you drop your left arm?     Or perhaps your right arm? [04:44] ---     B-Both.... I think? [04:48] ---     Oh, you're such a greedy one. [04:50] ---     But I'll do you a special service today! [04:56] ---     Oops, I'm sorry. I think I mixed up     your right and left arms. [05:01] ---     W-Wait a sec! This is no laughing matter! [05:05] ---     I've seen my fair share of magic tricks, [05:08] ---     but I haven't the faintest idea     how you pulled off that one. [05:12] ---     I'm glad that you enjoyed it, Madam. [05:15] ---     This time I'll make sure to put them on right. [05:21] ---     Th-They're attached! My arms are attached! [05:25] ---     Make sure not to drop them next time, Mr. Clown. [05:29] ---     Also, that poison in your pocket     gives off quite the strong odor. [05:34] ---     If you want to kill someone,     use something better than that. [05:41] ---     And if I ever see you again,     I'll slice you up alive. [05:45] ---     Be careful now, Mr. Clown. [06:06] ---     "Deranged Holy Maiden"     "Killer Queen" [06:12] ---     "Officer" "Mount Fuji" [06:23] ---     Sister, looks like we've got our hands full! [06:26] ---     You moron. Did you come along     only to spew bullshit like that? [06:35] ---     Oh, my, what cute muscles. [06:35] ---     "Low-Level Demons" "Hanitora" [06:38] ---     Hey, you big burly man. [06:40] ---     How about you come play-- [06:43] ---     You stink like a sack of shit. [06:45] ---     Sprint for me, fastest fingers! [06:47] ---     "Carnage Wheel" [06:48] ---     Drag Car! [06:53] ---     Go back to the sewer and f*** yourself,     you vomit-faced b****! [06:57] ---     Y-You little...! That was my little sister! [07:05] ---     Whew, that was a nice one. [07:08] ---     Compared to you on the battlefield, [07:08] ---     "Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts" [07:11] ---     this old guard is insignificant. [07:14] ---     I said you're too old for this,     you damn grandpa. [07:26] ---     O abysmal darkness,     shower the world with mourning. [07:31] ---     Holy Rain! [07:31] ---     "Divine Rain" "Holy Rain" [07:39] ---     You low and feeble humans. [07:41] ---     When faced with my darkness,     you're completely powerless. [07:46] ---     Become my puppets and fight until you crumble. [07:50] ---     Bubble Cure! [07:50] ---     "Divine Bubbles" "Bubble Cure" [07:56] ---     We're so grateful, Lady Mink. [07:59] ---     That's an S-Rank adventurer for you! [08:01] ---     But what are those sinister-sounding     incantations all about? [08:06] ---     She's elite enough to be called a star player. [08:09] ---     I'm sure she has her reasons for it. [08:12] ---     I order you to follow my lead!     Shed your blood for the chilling darkness! [08:17] ---     Y-Yeah... [08:19] ---     What is she even fighting against anyway? [08:19] ---     "Devilkin S-Rank Adventurer"     "Organ" [08:29] ---     By the looks of it, I take it     you got roughed up pretty bad. [08:33] ---     Yeah... [08:35] ---     I-I'm terribly sorry. Merge and the others     were all killed in battle... [08:41] ---     H-How is that possible? What happened? [08:45] ---     I-It was... the Demon Lord... [08:50] ---     Now that it's come to this, we have no choice. [08:52] ---     Yes... May disaster befall this cursed land! [08:57] ---     Summon Devil! [08:59] ---     Summon Devil! [09:32] ---     "Prince of Darkness" "Oruit" [09:36] ---     What a bothersome place I've been summoned to. [09:41] ---     A divine barrier, huh? [09:49] ---     "Eldest Holy Maiden"     "Angel White" [09:53] ---     This evil power...     Could it be a high-level Demon? [09:58] ---     Protection of the Seraph! Angel Veil! [10:05] ---     "Angel Barrier" "Angel Veil" [10:11] ---     This is truly unpleasant... [10:15] ---     The prince? What's going on here? [10:19] ---     And what's more, it seems     there's some dogs of the angels. [10:23] ---     Sister, I'll handle this! [10:25] ---     Fuji, don't! [10:34] ---     Are you okay? [10:40] ---     I refuse to believe that ants     like you can walk on two legs. [10:45] ---     Killing Field! [10:45] ---     "Imprisonment Area"     "Killing Field" [11:08] ---     It's taking everything I've got     to protect the Holy Castle... [11:21] ---     "Tron" "Race: Devilkin" "Sex: Female"     "Age: ?" "Height: 143cm" [11:26] ---     "Oruit" "Race: Demon" "Sex: ?"     "Age: ?" "Height: ?" [11:36] ---     Shall I finally break it out? [11:41] ---     Thank you! [11:48] ---     "Holy Hammer Sigma" [11:54] ---     The Prince of Darkness, is it? [11:57] ---     As I thought, it's fate for darkness     to be drawn to darkness. [12:03] ---     Lousy holy powers coming one after another... [12:09] ---     Don't you dare look away! [12:31] ---     Such uncivilized women. [12:35] ---     "Darkness Beam" "Black Eraser" [12:35] ---     Black Eraser! [12:36] ---     Protect me on the double! [12:39] ---     Light Wall! [12:39] ---     "Light Wall" "Light Wall" [12:58] ---     My favorite weapon "Twinkle"     denies the very existence of evil beings! [13:05] ---     Not bad for some giant jugs. [13:08] ---     J-Jugs?! Now listen here...! [13:21] ---     Shit, not Hades again! [13:24] ---     You're kidding... Why is Hades     in a place like this? [13:33] ---     Filthy humans. [13:52] ---     This is the end for you. [13:55] ---     "Darkness Prison Beam" "Ray of Darkness"     Ray of Darkness! [13:55] ---     "Darkness Prison Beam"     "Ray of Darkness" [14:17] ---     You lowly humans. [14:23] ---     Queen! [14:32] ---     Stay back, Sister! Maintain the barrier! [14:36] ---     B-But...! [14:38] ---     You've got to be kidding me... [14:41] ---     This situation's ridiculous,     and that outfit of hers is too. [14:44] ---     Is that the other Holy Maiden? [14:48] ---     She's outrageously beautiful on the outside, [14:51] ---     but if she's their older sister,     something's gotta be wrong with her. [15:00] ---     Now then, shall we begin this lovely feast? [15:05] ---     The sin of annoying me is grave, indeed! [15:09] ---     You shithead! [15:10] ---     I haven't researched the Seraph yet,     and just when I'm about to get started...! [15:15] ---     I'm not letting some damn     monster like you get in my way! [15:19] ---     I-I know! I can just make him deal     with another annoying Holy Maiden! [15:25] ---     "Administrator Privileges" [15:29] ---     "Character Change"     "Unable to Control" [15:36] ---     What's this light?! [15:49] ---     Mis'er Zewwo! [15:55] ---     What's your deal? [15:57] ---     Getting picked on again, huh? [16:00] ---     Y-You came to help? [16:04] ---     Is this another new arena of that shitty Empire? [16:08] ---     Got some weird monster here too... [16:15] ---     You bastard... Where did you come from? [16:26] ---     You smell like shit, boy.     That's the scent of a murderer. [16:37] ---     You bastard! [16:43] ---     I'm the very definition of unrivaled! [16:43] ---     "Sense of Justice" [16:46] ---     I've found truth down the path of carnage! [16:49] ---     "For each 1 person the target has killed..." [16:53] ---     "...damage increases by 5" [16:57] ---     What filth. Is that your incantation or-- [17:16] ---     You're scum that makes women cry. [17:19] ---     I'll teach you just how weak you really are. [17:22] ---     Come on, who said you could lie down?! [17:27] ---     Hmph! How pathetic, wailing like some sissy... [17:32] ---     You... You're nothing but trash! [17:35] ---     Ray of Darkness! [17:44] ---     What kind of little plaything was that? [17:47] ---     Listen, can you really afford to play     around while trying to screw with me? [17:52] ---     You... You're kidding me... [18:01] ---     Someone as grand as I     will not go down like this! [18:12] ---     "Bloodsucking" [18:16] ---     Ugh, such disgusting blood.     It stinks so bad I can't bear it. [18:53] ---     I wonder... For what purpose was I even born? [19:03] ---     I can't believe what you've done. [19:05] ---     Hey, runt. You alive? [19:09] ---     Hey, open your mouth! [19:11] ---     Can't you hear me, runt? [19:19] ---     Huh? [19:20] ---     That was one of my prized recovery items. [19:20] ---     "Calorie Hell" [19:24] ---     You should be all right now. [19:27] ---     The wound... is gone. [19:30] ---     You're a gloomy one, runt. [19:32] ---     I saved your life, so how about     you smile or something? [19:39] ---     Smile... [19:41] ---     I forgot how to a long time ago. [19:44] ---     What in the world was that healing power? [19:47] ---     Don't tell me he's a new race of Dragon? [19:50] ---     This is dangerous... Too dangerous! [19:54] ---     In that case, I vow with my heart and soul     to kill this Dragon no matter what! [20:20] ---     You aggravate me, Dragon! [20:22] ---     Your neutrality and arrogance     are about to be judged by me! [20:29] ---     Go on and smile, runt. [20:32] ---     No matter how tough it gets, [20:34] ---     the ones who keep smiling like     idiots are stronger than anyone else. [20:41] ---     Dragon! This is the end     for you and your arrogance! [20:48] ---     Heaven! Watch and learn from the best! [20:56] ---     All or Nothing! [20:56] ---     "All or Nothing" [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     Demon Lord, watch this! [23:13] ---     Hmm? What is it? [23:15] ---     Ahem! I'm the very definition of unrivaled! [23:19] ---     Huh? [23:20] ---     I've found truth down the path of carnage! [23:22] ---     Wh-What? [23:24] ---     Heaven! Watch and learn from the best! [23:26] ---     Wait! [23:27] ---     All or Nothing! [23:30] ---     I think someone put her     up to this like last time! [23:33] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 8.     "Demon Lord's Handiwork." [23:36] ---     "Demon Lord's Handiwork." [23:38] ---     Whoever you are, show yourself! E8 - Demon Lord's Handiwork Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] ---     "Angel White" [00:25] ---     "Devilkin" "Tron" [00:25] ---     How about it, runt? [00:35] ---     You remember how to smile now? [00:35] ---     "Dons the Silver Dragon"     "Zero Kirisame" [00:48] ---     You seem a lot happier now     than you were before, runt. [00:52] ---     I'm not a runt. [00:56] ---     It's Tron. [00:58] ---     Tron, huh? Now that's a name     you don't hear every day. [01:03] ---     Mr. Zero! [01:04] ---     H-Hey! Not in front of everyone! [01:04] ---     "Killer Queen" [01:08] ---     I never want to let you go! [01:10] ---     L-Let go of me! Listen, a man and     woman shouldn't do this in front of-- [01:14] ---     Mr. Zero! The dragon on your back is so manly! [01:19] ---     And your broad chest too! [01:23] ---     Let go of me! [01:31] ---     Open your eyes [01:39] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:42] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:46] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [01:49] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [01:54] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [02:01] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [02:08] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [02:14] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [02:24] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [02:27] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [02:30] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [02:34] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [02:37] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:41] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:44] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:47] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:51] ---     Let's begin [02:53] ---     Open your eyes [02:58] ---     "Demon Lord's Handiwork" [03:06] ---     Nice to meet you, Holy Maiden Angel White. [03:11] ---     Nice to meet you. [03:12] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" [03:14] ---     Come. [03:20] ---     So, what would you like me to call you? [03:24] ---     Demon Lord is fine by me. [03:26] ---     The way I see it, it's pretty much     become a nickname of mine. [03:40] ---     Are you truly the Demon Lord     the legends speak of? [03:44] ---     If that's how you want to see it,     I suppose that I am. [03:48] ---     What is your involvement     with Luna at this point? [03:51] ---     Meeting her was a disaster waiting to happen. [03:55] ---     I'm sure she viewed me as some evil being. [04:00] ---     However, we've been able     to build a wonderful relationship. [04:05] ---     N-No way... Impossible! [04:08] ---     I order you to do as I say! [04:09] ---     Luna, the definition of selfish? [04:12] ---     You're kidding! What sort of spell     did he use on her?! [04:16] ---     Are you someone who plans     to bring harm to this kingdom? [04:24] ---     I have something to say regarding that. [04:27] ---     In my country, there's a saying that     a picture is worth a thousand words. [04:33] ---     It means seeing something in person     is better than having it explained. [04:39] ---     That's a good way to look at things. [04:41] ---     Decide what you will about me after     seeing my deeds and achievements. [04:47] ---     It's not with words, but with actions     that I've always presented myself. [04:54] ---     Is he planning some sort of     invasion of the Holy Capital? [04:59] ---     By the way, there's a favor     I'd like to ask of you. [05:03] ---     What would that be? [05:05] ---     I've been thinking to do some     research on the Seraph. [05:09] ---     If there's a library available,     I'm hoping I could make use of it. [05:14] ---     Wh-Why does he want to know     about the Seraph?! [05:18] ---     To find out her weak point and kill her? [05:21] ---     And he's bold enough to ask     for permission right to my face! [05:30] ---     You're free to use the library if you wish. [05:34] ---     However, I choose to refrain from     speaking about the Seraph myself. [05:40] ---     I see. [05:41] ---     That's perfectly fine. [05:43] ---     I find it difficult to carry a conversation     with someone so sacred anyways. [05:50] ---     Now then, I believe it's     a good time to excuse myself. [05:54] ---     This meeting of ours was very worthwhile. [05:57] ---     Yes... This time has been     enlightening for me as well. [06:06] ---     Was it you... who defeated the Demon King? [06:20] ---     I think it's absurd for that     to be called a Demon King. [06:24] ---     He seemed to me more like a cheap imitation. [06:37] ---     Even the Demon King was nothing to him... [06:43] ---     What a total beauty she was! [06:48] ---     I must say, she's pretty     sensible for a Holy Maiden. [06:52] ---     Rather, maybe it's that the others     are so extreme... [06:55] ---     "Administrator Privileges" [06:57] ---     Thanks to the fight the other day,     I've got 1,249 skill points. [07:02] ---     Not only can I summon an aide, [07:05] ---     I can build a hospital and hot springs     and have some left over. [07:09] ---     "System Message"     "Omni Travel has been unlocked." [07:09] ---     Using the Omni Travel system command, [07:12] ---     I can move to an area     I've gone to before in an instant. [07:25] ---     That wicked laughter can only mean...     Demon Lord! [07:31] ---     How was your talk with the Holy Maiden? [07:34] ---     It went really well! [07:41] ---     It's feeling like we're more     father and daughter than ever. [07:49] ---     I just don't get it... [07:51] ---     This angel stuff sounds     so western and fantasy... [07:55] ---     At least the pictures in these     books are super pretty! [07:58] ---     If only it was meant to be a picture book... [08:01] ---     Did the angels exist from the start,     or were they created by someone? [08:07] ---     And why is it they disappeared? [08:09] ---     The Demons they opposed seem alive and well. [08:13] ---     Huh? I never thought about it that way before. [08:17] ---     There's nothing written at all about     the Seraph. Did they just leave? [08:22] ---     I-I don't think that's what happened. [08:25] ---     I'm sure they're watching     over us from somewhere. [08:29] ---     Anyways, we've got plenty of time. [08:31] ---     We can come back here whenever we feel like it. [08:35] ---     Okay! I want to read all sorts of books too! [08:42] ---     D-Demon Lord? [08:44] ---     One last thing. Could you read this to me? [08:49] ---     Destructive Dog Fido's Great Adventure?     What's this? [08:54] ---     A long time ago, there was a dog     who bit and destroyed everything. [08:58] ---     It was a boy dog named Fido. [09:02] ---     Upset that he destroyed half the city,     the villagers chased him away. [09:08] ---     Fido was broke, so he became an adventurer... [09:10] ---     ...and delved into the village dungeon. [09:14] ---     While breaking other adventurers'     weapons and armor, [09:17] ---     he scoured into the deep depths of the dungeon. [09:20] ---     Slimy, slimy... [09:23] ---     Fido came across a slime attacking a female dog. [09:26] ---     "You filthy mucus! How dare you, woof!" [09:30] ---     After saving her from the slime,     Fido spent the whole night... [09:34] ---     ...gently nibbling her. [09:37] ---     Fido finally reached the deepest     room of the dungeon... [09:41] ---     ...and discovered rare weapons,     armor, and magical items. [09:44] ---     He carried all of them home     and became such a popular dog. [09:48] ---     And lived happily ever after. [09:53] ---     What the heck was that? [09:55] ---     Usually the stories in picture books     have some sort of meaningful lesson... [10:01] ---     What sort of audience was this book made for? [10:04] ---     But the doggy was really cute! [10:09] ---     In any case, dungeon, huh? [10:13] ---     You librarian there. [10:15] ---     Y-Yes? [10:16] ---     Is it true that weapons and armor drop     in dungeons like they do in this book? [10:23] ---     Y-Yes! I've heard people find     rare ancient items from time to time. [10:33] ---     This body of mine is pretty much     impervious to physical attacks. [10:38] ---     But my weak point is magic which     never existed in Infinity Game. [10:45] ---     I definitely need to find some way     to raise my magic resistance. [10:58] ---     Aku, head on back to the inn without me.     I've got something to do. [11:03] ---     All right. [11:26] ---     I'm a pretty busy man,     despite what you might think. [11:30] ---     I don't have time to play hide-and-seek. [11:34] ---     You're... [11:39] ---     I found you. [11:41] ---     "Fido" "Race: Dog" "Sex: Male"     "Age: ?" "Height: ?" [11:46] ---     "Marshall Arts" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"     "Age: 62" "Height: 180cm" [11:51] ---     This kid... Are they the one     I saved while I was Zero? [11:57] ---     Well? What do you want, runt? [12:00] ---     I knew it. You talk the same as     Zero and have the same color. [12:04] ---     Color? What are you talking about? [12:08] ---     I see everything in a color.     Even people's emotions and souls. [12:14] ---     Is that a new form of fortune-telling?     Go bug someone else. [12:21] ---     Bring Zero out. Right now. [12:23] ---     I have no idea what you're talking about.     You've got the wrong person. [12:27] ---     Bring him out! Bring him out, right now! [12:31] ---     Quit saying that in a weird tone.     What are you after? [12:35] ---     Zero is... [12:37] ---     You're the one who saved my life.     I want to see Zero. [12:42] ---     I've got no idea how old this kid is, but... [12:45] ---     I can't be letting someone Zero     saved end up dying in the streets. [12:52] ---     Fine then. I'll let you meet Zero,     but there's a few conditions. [12:57] ---     Conditions? I'll do anything. [13:00] ---     If you obey my commands and work     hard for me, I'll let you meet him. [13:05] ---     What do I have to do as work? [13:08] ---     Do I have to kill lots of people? [13:11] ---     Hell no! Why do you and everyone     have the wrong idea about me?! [13:15] ---     Then what do I do? [13:19] ---     Soon enough, we'll feel short-staffed     no matter how many people we have. [13:23] ---     If you can use your strength     and color thing to lend me a hand, [13:27] ---     I wouldn't mind letting you meet him, runt. [13:30] ---     I'm Tron. Not a runt. [13:37] ---     A runt is a runt though. Let's go. [13:40] ---     Okay! [13:44] ---     All right, I take it everyone's ready? Let's go. [13:48] ---     Chief? Who is that child with you? [13:54] ---     You have such beautiful hair! [13:56] ---     Wh-What are you...? There's Devil in that girl! [13:56] ---     "Luna Elegant" [14:02] ---     There's Devil in her? [14:04] ---     We're going to need her in Rabby,     so just deal with it. [14:08] ---     A Holy Maiden and Devilkin?     You're asking too much... [14:13] ---     If we can turn that village around,     your sisters will change their opinion of you. [14:19] ---     That's... [14:20] ---     First of all, people standing     at the pinnacle of a kingdom... [14:24] ---     ...should have the capacity     to deal with all types of people. [14:29] ---     If you keep seeing things in black and white,     you'll never move forward in life. [14:33] ---     What gives? Talking so haughty... [14:36] ---     I'm just saying I have high expectations of you. [14:40] ---     A-All right! But I won't be so     accepting if she does something evil! [14:47] ---     Sheesh! Unbelievable! [14:47] ---     Yu, are you able to Omni Travel now? [14:47] ---     "Message" [14:50] ---     Yes, Chief. [14:52] ---     It feels like something holding me down was removed. [14:52] ---     "Yu Kirino" [14:57] ---     Everyone, grab onto me.     We'll jump to Rabby Village. [15:03] ---     "Message" [15:04] ---     Yu, can't you make the jump yourself? [15:07] ---     It's nonsense to consume 60 Power     when we can only use 30, Chief. [15:13] ---     Well, you do have a point... [15:17] ---     Here we go. Omni Travel! Rabby Village! [15:18] ---     "Omni Travel" "Rabby Village" [15:22] ---     "Village of Rabby" [15:26] ---     Demon Lord, amazing! [15:27] ---     You're kidding! How did we get to     my territory in the blink of an eye?! [15:32] ---     Yu, I want to start construction right away. [15:35] ---     Yes, Chief. [15:37] ---     "Kyon" "Momo" [15:37] ---     Oh! It's the black suit man, bunny! [15:41] ---     The pulley wheel and fertilizer     helped so much, hop! [15:45] ---     Just wait. I'll turn this village around... [15:48] ---     ...and make it rain gold like     this village has never seen. [15:59] ---     Is this the best spot around? [16:06] ---     "Base" [16:10] ---     Rare Item Creation. [16:12] ---     First Aid Kit. [16:12] ---     "First Aid Kit" [16:20] ---     Base Upgrade. Field Hospital. [16:21] ---     "Field Hospital" [16:24] ---     Chief, shall we look inside     and check things out? [16:27] ---     Good idea. [16:32] ---     There's no electricity and yet     everything is running just fine. [16:39] ---     Yu, is it good to go? [16:41] ---     Yes. We could even start today. [16:44] ---     But how should we deal with charging people? [16:48] ---     This is just to have something in place, but... [16:51] ---     Let's start by assigning coins     to values we're familiar with. [16:55] ---     If it ends up being wrong,     we can always adjust in the future. [16:59] ---     You're right. With this world having     such different values and cultures, [17:04] ---     we don't have much choice     but to take a shot in the dark. [17:07] ---     Judging based on my experience thus far... [17:10] ---     A copper is 100 yen. [17:12] ---     Giant copper 1,000 yen. [17:14] ---     A silver 10,000. [17:15] ---     Gold coin, 100,000. [17:18] ---     And a giant cold coin is around 2,000,000 yen. [17:23] ---     There's also something called     a holy lambda coin, but... [17:26] ---     Depending on the season and number     in the market, it changes value. [17:32] ---     Regarding the treatment prices, [17:34] ---     I want you to care for the poor,     but go easy on charging them. [17:38] ---     Trying to collect money from the poor     won't result in much anyways. [17:43] ---     On the other hand, charge the nobles     as much as possible. [17:47] ---     Okay, I'll do just that. [17:49] ---     We'll gain support from the poor while     stealing the fortunes of the privileged. [17:54] ---     You're taking the opposite approach     of the Great Empire, Chief. [17:59] ---     Nothing's more boring than     going down the same path. [18:02] ---     If anything, it's more like going backwards. [18:05] ---     Yes... I knew the Chief and I were     tied together by similar thoughts! [18:13] ---     That was kinda cute in a strange way, but... [18:16] ---     I've been thinking...     Was she always this kind of character? [18:20] ---     Base. Rare Item Creation. Walled Springs. [18:25] ---     Right next to the hospital... [18:29] ---     A hot spring! [18:30] ---     "Hot Spring Resort" [18:31] ---     Not bad if I say so myself. [18:33] ---     A massive and magnificent 3-floored base. [18:36] ---     Carbon dioxide bath, vase bath, stone sauna, [18:41] ---     electric bath, herbal bath, [18:44] ---     outdoor bath, and salt sauna to top it off. [18:48] ---     A great hall and fully-equipped dining room. [18:51] ---     With beautiful lodging on     the 2nd and 3rd floors. [18:55] ---     And when it comes to Japanese hot springs,     you've gotta have bamboo. [19:00] ---     It's making me miss home... [19:02] ---     Th-That sure came out of nowhere, hop. [19:05] ---     It's unbelievable, bunny. [19:07] ---     Those two are stylish and look decent enough,     so I'll use them for reception. [19:12] ---     When you're done with work today,     assemble all of the villagers here. [19:17] ---     Bring them here for what, hop? [19:20] ---     In order to help you explain the facilities, [19:22] ---     it's important to experience what     we have to offer as guests yourself. [19:33] ---     What I mean is some bathing time. [19:36] ---     Bathing? Only people like nobles     can afford luxury like that, bunny. [19:40] ---     In this world, people are lucky to wipe     themselves off with a damp cloth. [19:45] ---     Should I make a bath house for commoners then? [19:48] ---     It's doable with the High-Level Item,     Kanda River. [19:52] ---     If we charge three copper coins,     I bet it would attract tons of customers. [19:58] ---     Also, we'll need to destroy and rebuild     your houses in the near future. [20:03] ---     Huh?! That's kind of a problem for me, hop! [20:06] ---     Black suit man! I thought you were nice,     but this is tyranny, bunny! [20:11] ---     Who you calling black suit man?!     What do you have against my wardrobe?! [20:16] ---     Soon enough, we'll build both real     and unlicensed casinos! [20:19] ---     All to entertain rich nobles with more     money than they know what to do with! [20:24] ---     We'll rake the money straight     out of their pockets! [20:30] ---     Black suit man is scary, hop. [20:32] ---     Black suit man is broken, bunny. [20:38] ---     No matter how luxurious     the hot spring resort is, SIGN    "Masaru Katou" "Yuuya Kondo" "Isami Tahara" [20:41] ---     if the employees don't do their job,     it won't amount to much. [20:46] ---     Among the eight aides, there's one     person who was designated "genius"... [20:50] ---     ...who quickly masters whatever     you throw at him... [20:53] ---     ...and produces much better     results than anyone else. [20:56] ---     He's got a serious sister complex,     so he can watch kids no problem. [21:00] ---     Being a gun specialist with     combat prowess and skills like his, [21:05] ---     he'll be able to protect Rabby Village     when I'm not around. [21:09] ---     And he doesn't get along badly with Yu either. [21:12] ---     "Aide Summon" [21:13] ---     Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon! [21:16] ---     "Isami Tahara" [21:16] ---     Isami Tahara! I command you to appear before me! [21:37] ---     Huh? Well if it isn't the Chief. [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     That sure takes me back. Masaru Katou... [23:14] ---     Tomoya Kondou, Takefumi Nomura... [23:18] ---     Are those more aides of yours? [23:20] ---     It's a fencing idiot, a hikikomori archer,     and a mixed martial arts champion. [23:26] ---     Um, an idiot, a hikikomori,     and a ch-champion? What's that? [23:33] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 9. [23:36] ---     "Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin" [23:36] ---     "Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin." E9 - Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] ---     "Aide Summon" [00:01] ---     Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon! [00:05] ---     "Isami Tahara" [00:05] ---     Isami Tahara! I command you to appear before me! [00:26] ---     Huh? Well if it isn't the Chief. [00:30] ---     Where the hell is this?! [00:33] ---     "Genius" "Isami Tahara" [00:33] ---     Yeah, that's Tahara all right... [00:37] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" [00:38] ---     I'm glad that you've come, Tahara. [00:40] ---     Let's get ourselves somewhere     we can sit down and talk. [00:44] ---     R-Right... [00:50] ---     Open your eyes [00:58] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:01] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:05] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [01:08] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [01:13] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [01:20] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [01:27] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [01:33] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [01:43] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [01:46] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [01:49] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [01:53] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [01:56] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:00] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:03] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:06] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:10] ---     Let's begin [02:12] ---     Open your eyes [02:17] ---     "Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin" [02:29] ---     Is this a new Infinity Game arena or something? [02:33] ---     As always, they sure blew tons of money... [02:37] ---     Hmm... There's one thing I should mention. [02:40] ---     This isn't a world where the     Great Empire is known to exist. [02:44] ---     Huh? [02:50] ---     What is it, then? [02:51] ---     Some sort of fantasy world like in     the anime I watched when I was a kid? [02:58] ---     Putting it bluntly, it's something like that. [03:06] ---     I bet Tahara's head is churning     away at incredible speed... [03:10] ---     ...and coming up with a whole     slew of theories and ideas. [03:16] ---     Well, I know you wouldn't pull     a prank like this in a million years. [03:21] ---     By the way, Yu is here too. [03:23] ---     Gah! That mad woman?! You're kidding me! [03:27] ---     I need you to cooperate with her. [03:30] ---     Did you drop your left arm?     Or perhaps your right arm? [03:35] ---     B-Both.... I think? [03:38] ---     Oh, you're such a greedy one. [03:40] ---     But I'll do you a special service today! [03:46] ---     Oops, I'm sorry. I think I mixed up     your right and left arms. [03:51] ---     W-Wait a sec! This is no laughing matter! [03:58] ---     She's a pretty thing, but so damn scary... [04:01] ---     Why did I make her like that in the first place? [04:04] ---     Hey, Chief. Mind if I clear something up? [04:08] ---     What is it? [04:09] ---     Are you serious about the Great Empire     not existing in this world? [04:14] ---     It's true beyond any doubt. [04:18] ---     If this really is a world     without the Great Empire, [04:21] ---     nothing else could make me happier. [04:24] ---     One more thing to ask. [04:26] ---     What do you plan to do in this world? [04:29] ---     I can't say very much at this point. [04:32] ---     But, I'm thinking of going in the opposite     direction of the Great Empire. [04:38] ---     Yeah? Well, whatever. [04:41] ---     If it weren't for you,     Manami and I would have died like dogs. [04:45] ---     Manami, the little sister Tahara     gets his serious sister complex from... [04:50] ---     Big brother! [04:51] ---     Manami! [04:52] ---     Big brother! [04:53] ---     Manami! [04:54] ---     Big brother! [04:56] ---     Manami! [04:58] ---     So? What's the plan for the time being? [05:01] ---     First up is managing an impoverished village. [05:04] ---     Its three attractions are a field hospital,     hot spring resort, and a bath house. [05:10] ---     You'll need to develop the whole village,     teach and train the residents, [05:14] ---     secure a profitable business,     manage any trouble, [05:18] ---     negotiate with nobles, watch the kids, also... [05:21] ---     Don't be ridiculous!     I'm not some blue robotic cat, you know! [05:26] ---     But you're a genius. You can do it. [05:29] ---     It's me saying it, so it's true. [05:35] ---     What's wrong? [05:37] ---     I-It felt like I got zapped. What the hell? [05:41] ---     Could something be wrong with you?     Have Yu take a look. [05:45] ---     Gimme a break. The day she checks     my health is the day I'm cut into pieces. [05:50] ---     You have quite the impression of me, Tahara. [05:53] ---     Gah! [05:54] ---     "Yu Kirino" [05:55] ---     The mad woman! I mean, if it isn't Yu! [06:00] ---     Long time no see, Tahara. [06:04] ---     Demon Lord, who's this new person with you? [06:04] ---     "Tron" "Aku" "Luna Elegant" [06:07] ---     He looks kind of perverted to me. [06:11] ---     Are you one of Demon Lord's lackeys? [06:13] ---     Such a pretty color. You must be kind. [06:16] ---     I wouldn't say that. [06:19] ---     Now then, all that's left is to make     preparations to welcome Madam. [06:30] ---     "Nanden Mannen" [06:36] ---     Oh, my. What sort of magical device is this? [06:40] ---     Don't get too excited just yet.     It even has a second key to wind. [06:48] ---     Is this another item of yours from overseas? [06:53] ---     That's correct. [06:55] ---     In my country, letting this play on     cold winter nights while sipping on wine... [07:01] ---     ...is a practice often enjoyed by the refined. [07:05] ---     I must say, it's a masterpiece. [07:08] ---     To think you can enjoy music     so easily with this... [07:12] ---     ...without a musician,     let alone any instruments. [07:15] ---     For balls and high society,     of course you'll still need those. [07:19] ---     However, if alone in your room     or for small gatherings of people, [07:25] ---     this is much less invasive     and is the smart choice. [07:28] ---     Also, carrying it around is incredibly easy. [07:32] ---     It's not very elegant to     march around with an orchestra. [07:37] ---     So, what would an item like this be valued at? [07:41] ---     I'd actually prefer if you determined     the value this time, Mr. Mannen. [07:47] ---     Wh-Where do I even start judging     the value of this marvelous device? [07:53] ---     If I price it too poorly,     he may turn his back on me... [07:57] ---     In your country, I imagine this     runs a high price, does it not? [08:02] ---     Typically, when it comes to valuing     art and items of this nature, [08:07] ---     its worth varies greatly like beauty     in the eye of the beholder. [08:13] ---     I-I knew it. Is he testing me then? [08:17] ---     To be perfectly honest, when you     first offered me this item for auction, [08:22] ---     I couldn't even imagine     how much it must be worth. [08:28] ---     Then you believe it has tremendous value? [08:31] ---     Of course I do! [08:33] ---     It wouldn't take much to find someone     wanting a curious item such as this! [08:38] ---     I see... [08:39] ---     In that case, what's the least you think     it might sell for if it were up for auction? [08:45] ---     It's time! This is where he plans     to make his decision... [08:50] ---     If I screw this up, I imagine Mr. Kunai     will take this device to another store. [08:56] ---     I'll lose out on more than this. [08:58] ---     He might take all his future     business somewhere else too. [09:02] ---     If it were me, I'd start at     no less than 15 gold coins. [09:06] ---     Someone who can't afford that much     has no business at an auction. [09:13] ---     You have such a discerning eye.     I was right to put my faith in you. [09:22] ---     Mr. Kunai! We're so glad to have you! [09:25] ---     "Bingo" [09:25] ---     "Bingo" Welcome him, everybody! [09:28] ---     Welcome to our shop! [09:32] ---     Sir, would you be able to make     20 of each of these outfits for me? [09:38] ---     One moment, please, while I look. [09:42] ---     The tuxedos on their own     shouldn't be that difficult to make... [09:47] ---     But these suits and tights made for women?! [09:51] ---     What a lascivious and stimulating design! [09:54] ---     Who does stitched tights like this?!     My goodness! [09:58] ---     Sure, we can make these no problem. [10:01] ---     Great. But this time, I need it done     as quickly as possible. [10:06] ---     As soon as you finish these,     I want them sent to Rabby Village. [10:11] ---     I understand you want it done quickly,     but these will take some time to make. [10:15] ---     I've prepared some money     to compensate for the rush. [10:22] ---     This is only a payment in advance. [10:24] ---     If you complete the work quickly,     I can add another two. [10:28] ---     Can you do it? Tell me you can! [10:31] ---     We can! We'll rush to deliver it     down to the very last second! [10:37] ---     Excellent. I must ask that     you begin work at once. [10:41] ---     Everyone, it's time for battle! Run! [10:45] ---     Right! [10:49] ---     Thank you very much! [10:53] ---     Bread, milk, vegetables, meat, and eggs... [10:57] ---     Good. Now food will get     delivered to Rabby every so often. [11:02] ---     The expenses added up, but I've still     got three gold coins left over after all this. [11:07] ---     We should be able to manage things     for a while with that much. [11:11] ---     Everything's pretty much ready now. [11:29] ---     "Zero Kirisame" [11:29] ---     I wonder how I would best describe this feeling. [11:33] ---     If Kunai's my family home,     Zero's my room after moving out... [11:38] ---     Looking back, I used him so much     during the heyday of the game. [11:43] ---     You could even say we've been     partners for some ten years. [11:52] ---     This feeling swelling up from deep inside... [11:55] ---     To crush the strong and help out the weak... [11:59] ---     To face my opponents no matter who they are... [12:02] ---     That fierce desire to be a hero     within every man... [12:07] ---     It's as if he's really a...     No, like I'm a dragon after all. [12:14] ---     My entire body is throbbing... [12:17] ---     I'll bust everything in my way.     I'm the strongest one alive! [12:22] ---     You've got it coming, fucking Great Empire. [12:28] ---     I need to learn how to revert at will. [12:34] ---     "Isami Tahara" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"     "Age: 31" "Height: 182cm" [12:39] ---     "Commando Sambo" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"     "Age: ?" "Height: ?" [12:51] ---     "Momo" [12:55] ---     Guys! [12:57] ---     Let's have lunch, hop! [12:57] ---     "Kyon" [13:02] ---     So good! [13:04] ---     It's delicious! [13:05] ---     Looks tasty! [13:09] ---     Kyon, let's go freshen up, bunny! [13:11] ---     Good idea. Let's go, hop! [13:18] ---     It's time to cleanse you with water! [13:19] ---     More water, please! [13:20] ---     I'll douse you in water and make you repent! [13:24] ---     I'm so happy we can wash the sweat     away even during our breaks, hop! [13:29] ---     It's a dream come true to get to use     the soap and baths as we please, bunny! [13:42] ---     "Hot Spring Resort" [13:43] ---     All right, I've taught you     everything you need to know. [13:47] ---     Now all that's left is to put it into practice. [13:51] ---     Let's begin. [13:54] ---     Whoa, whoa, hold up. [13:56] ---     Remember I said how to sweep up     the trash before you start brushing? [14:01] ---     Forget that and you'll just make a bigger mess. [14:04] ---     S-Sorry, Mr. Tahara. [14:06] ---     It's fine. Mistakes happen. [14:09] ---     But repeating the same mistakes     is plain negligence... [14:13] ---     ...and proves you weren't paying attention. [14:15] ---     Let's be more careful, all right? [14:20] ---     "Women's Bath" "Men's Bath" [14:21] ---     "Women's Bath" [14:32] ---     Bunny suits for a hot spring resort? [14:35] ---     At first, I wasn't so sure about it,     but it's growing on me. [14:39] ---     It sure helps that you're really bunny people. [14:42] ---     Ugh, th-these clothes are so embarrassing, hop. [14:46] ---     You guys are perverts, bunny. [14:48] ---     You'll get used to it.     Try shaking your butt for some extra service. [14:53] ---     No way, hop! [14:54] ---     No bunny for you, sonny! [14:56] ---     Anyways, it's time to review     how to greet customers. [15:00] ---     Give a nice, firm bow     and hold it for three seconds. [15:04] ---     And don't forget to smile and speak clearly. [15:09] ---     Thank you for coming, hop! [15:12] ---     Thank you for coming, bunny! [15:14] ---     Better! [15:16] ---     Just imagine Manami in a bunny suit... [15:19] ---     Thanks for coming, big brother! [15:25] ---     "One week later" [15:30] ---     "Shrimpfry Butterfly" [15:33] ---     Allow me to welcome you, Madam. [15:40] ---     As usual, what a wonderful man. [15:43] ---     This is such a pleasant little village. [15:45] ---     It's much different than the rumors say. [15:48] ---     No, no... We've only just begun     to transform this place. [15:52] ---     Give it a month or two and it will     look much better than this. [15:57] ---     Come back then and you'll think     you died and went to heaven. [16:01] ---     Everything you've shown me thus far     has truly lived up to your word. [16:06] ---     It's this right here. [16:08] ---     Soap? [16:09] ---     Oh! That soap is the best thing ever! [16:13] ---     It washes away dirt like magic     and leaves your skin sparkling! [16:17] ---     Magic... Sparkling, huh? [16:22] ---     That soap was a hit. [16:24] ---     Oh? Is this the village you     were talking about, Madam? [16:32] ---     Good grief, Gramps. [16:33] ---     Hmm? [16:34] ---     I told you to wait until I called for you. [16:38] ---     Old folk like me don't like waiting. [16:41] ---     Madam, who is this gentleman? [16:44] ---     This decrepit old man causing nothing     but trouble is Commando Sambo. [16:49] ---     As you can see, he has bad eyes. [16:52] ---     I brought him along to show him a good time     since he doesn't have long left. [16:58] ---     Your mouth is as rotten as ever, Madam. [16:58] ---     "Retired Soldier"     "Commando Sambo" [17:02] ---     Can't you show your elders some respect? [17:04] ---     Shut your mouth, Gramps. [17:06] ---     I see... Judging by the cloth     covering your eyes, [17:10] ---     I imagine your condition is quite serious. [17:13] ---     You must be the man Madam was speaking about. [17:17] ---     I'm a former retainer of Marshall Arts     and Sambo is my name. [17:22] ---     Arts? Who was that again? [17:24] ---     Oh? The renowned Master Arts, you say? [17:28] ---     I'm sure your exploits     must have been great and many. [17:31] ---     Yes, but several years ago,     a magical beast took both of my eyes. [17:38] ---     I've since had to retire     as I'm no use to anyone now. [17:42] ---     It must've been tough for you. [17:44] ---     A subordinate of mine is     an exceptional doctor, actually. [17:48] ---     She might be able to completely heal your eyes. [17:52] ---     A-Are you serious about that? [17:55] ---     If you wish, I'll take you to her. [17:58] ---     Please do! Even if there's only     a slim chance, I can hope... [18:03] ---     You're being such a bothersome old man. [18:06] ---     I'm sorry about this.     We're only making more work for you. [18:10] ---     It's no problem in the slightest. [18:13] ---     Go on and guide him, Tahara. [18:15] ---     This way, Master Sambo. [18:17] ---     Okay... [18:19] ---     "Message" [18:30] ---     Welcome, Madam and Master Sambo. [18:35] ---     This feels like I've stumbled     into another world or something... [18:42] ---     Hurry up, Gramps. Have her take a look already. [18:45] ---     You meddling woman.     A man like me won't run away. [18:49] ---     Get on with it, you senile old man! [18:52] ---     Master Sambo, are you ready     to begin the examination? [18:58] ---     I'm so sorry, Ma'am,     for showing you such a ghastly thing. [19:03] ---     The venom of a Scarecrow did this to me. [19:06] ---     I see. [19:08] ---     These days, I can only see     the outline of people at best. [19:12] ---     I'd be so grateful if you can     make it any better. [19:16] ---     Rest assured. [19:18] ---     In the country I'm from, we have     a medicine that treats your symptoms. [19:23] ---     Oh, Ma'am! Are you serious? [19:27] ---     Yes, please wait a moment. [19:34] ---     She plans to just use medicine to cure his eyes. [19:37] ---     After all, it might be a bit too much     to show Madam her "Hand of God." [19:53] ---     Please look up. [19:54] ---     Like this? [20:01] ---     Master Sambo, slowly open your eyes, please. [20:10] ---     I can see! I can see!     My eyes are back to normal! [20:16] ---     Gramps, are you serious? [20:18] ---     Oh, Madam! You've fattened up     since I last saw you! [20:22] ---     What did you eat to get so big? [20:25] ---     Would you shut up, you walking corpse?! [20:31] ---     I can see out of my eyes! I can see! [20:34] ---     Why don't you go run off     and return to Arts already? [20:38] ---     He'll be delighted, I'm sure. [20:40] ---     Th-That's right! Lord Arts!     Sambo is coming back to serve you! [20:49] ---     I'm so sorry for the ruckus we've caused. [20:52] ---     I'll pay for all the trouble in his place. [20:56] ---     This is... a holy lambda coin... [20:59] ---     Its value depends on the market, [21:01] ---     but I've heard they're worth     100 giant gold coins at the least. SIGN    "Holy Lambda Coin" "Giant Gold Coin = 2,000,000 yen x 100 = 200,000,000 yen" [21:09] ---     Are you sure about this? [21:10] ---     It's fine. That stubborn old blockhead     is indebted to me thanks to you. [21:16] ---     That's worth much more to me     than any number of holy lambda coins. [21:22] ---     Then, if you insist... [21:24] ---     I have a feeling you and I     will develop a great relationship. [21:28] ---     Oh, what a coincidence. I thought so too. [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     Tahara. How do you feel about being     unable to meet your little sister here? [23:17] ---     Manami... [23:19] ---     Manami! [23:22] ---     Uh... [23:23] ---     It's fine! With us running     a business like we're in the Yakuza, [23:27] ---     it's better that she's not around! [23:30] ---     That's Tahara for you.     Talk about sister complex. [23:33] ---     What's sister complex mean? [23:36] ---     Next time, Demon Lord, Retry     Episode 10. "Madam Roars." [23:36] ---     "Madam Roars" E10 - Madam Roars Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] ---     "Holy Capital" "10 Years Ago" [00:08] ---     "Luna, Age 6" "Eagle, Age 6" [00:11] ---     Come on, hurry up and run! [00:13] ---     W-Wait up, Luna! [00:16] ---     If we don't get there fast,     all the bread will be gone! [00:19] ---     I-I understand that, but... [00:23] ---     With this much, we can even buy black bread! [00:26] ---     Yeah! [00:30] ---     It's so frustrating... [00:32] ---     What? [00:36] ---     Someday, I'm going to eat here     every day if I want to. [00:42] ---     You and I both know that's pretty impossible. [00:45] ---     You're so used to losing because     you give up before you even try! [00:50] ---     I don't know what to tell you... [00:57] ---     Hey now. What are poor filthy rats     like you doing in a place like this? [01:02] ---     At least use the bridge     so we won't have to look at you. [01:08] ---     This brat thinks she can snarl at us. [01:12] ---     That explains why it smells like a beast. [01:14] ---     Now my meal is completely ruined. [01:18] ---     Don't do it, Luna. [01:20] ---     I'll make you regret this. [01:23] ---     Did you say something? [01:25] ---     When I'm older, I'm lined up     to join the Holy Church. [01:29] ---     I'll become a Holy Maiden. [01:31] ---     And when I do, I'll make you regret     everything you've just said to us. [01:36] ---     You've gone nuts, brat.     I've had enough of your-- [01:39] ---     I would just love to get all of your names. [01:44] ---     I'm not introducing myself to rats! [01:47] ---     L-Luna! You went way too far! [01:52] ---     I refuse to lose to people like that. [01:56] ---     After all, I put in more     effort than anyone else. [02:09] ---     Open your eyes [02:17] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:20] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:24] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:27] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:32] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [02:39] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [02:46] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [02:52] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [03:02] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [03:05] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [03:08] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [03:12] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [03:15] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [03:19] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [03:22] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [03:25] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [03:29] ---     Let's begin [03:31] ---     Open your eyes [03:36] ---     "Madam Roars" [03:42] ---     Luna Elegant. [03:42] ---     "2 Years Later" [03:44] ---     You have faithfully abided     by the teachings of the Cherub, [03:45] ---     "Luna Elegant" "Age 8" [03:48] ---     put into practice all you've learned, [03:50] ---     and have reached an age     befitting of a Holy Maiden. [03:54] ---     As of today, you are to enter the Holy Church, [03:57] ---     and train to become worthy of a Holy Maiden. [04:01] ---     It's with great honor that I accept. [04:04] ---     Good. [04:07] ---     I should mention that I have     a servant I'd like to bring along. [04:12] ---     I know. [04:13] ---     Oh? I'm impressed you've done     so much research about me. [04:17] ---     That individual is no longer part of our world. [04:21] ---     They were executed. [04:28] ---     Research revealed they were     a demihuman, you see. [04:31] ---     To think they infiltrated the Holy Capital... [04:35] ---     A-A demihuman? [04:38] ---     B-But I know they didn't do anything bad at all! [04:43] ---     Being demihuman is a sin in itself. [04:47] ---     Are you not someone who's striving     to become a Holy Maiden? [04:51] ---     That's right. [04:53] ---     In that case, you must be more     careful with whom you associate. [05:02] ---     They're dead now... [05:05] ---     According to the Holy Church     that follows the teachings, [05:08] ---     demihumans can never be accepted. [05:14] ---     Two years later, I became a Holy Maiden. [05:17] ---     I was allowed to use "Light"     and even "Golden" magic [05:19] ---     "Luna Elegant" "Age 10" [05:21] ---     because they saw my talent in magic. [05:24] ---     Rabby, an impoverished village     where Bunnies blessed by the Cherub live. [05:24] ---     "Dona Dona" [05:35] ---     If I had been Lord here and had     stood at a position of power, [05:40] ---     I might have been able to prevent their death. [05:44] ---     O Cherub, please give me power... [05:49] ---     Luna... Luna... [05:53] ---     Cherub?! [05:55] ---     Cherub? You've clearly been daydreaming.     Can you hear me, Luna? [06:01] ---     Hey, Luna. [06:02] ---     Oh, it was Demon Lord's voice! [06:05] ---     So? What it is it? Do you want something? [06:08] ---     You've got to be kidding me... [06:09] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" "Shrimpfry Butterfly" [06:10] ---     Madam and I are heading your way     as planned. Are you ready for us? [06:15] ---     Of course, I was born ready!     Who do you think I am? [06:20] ---     I see. Then I guess you talking     in your sleep was just my imagination. [06:25] ---     I don't know what you mean! [06:29] ---     In that case, I'm counting on you, Luna. [06:32] ---     You've got it! [06:36] ---     Madam, you're about to behold the main     attraction of our hot spring resort. [06:41] ---     It's been one surprise after another     since my arrival... [06:45] ---     ...and yet you say this is only the beginning. [06:48] ---     Well, you'll just have to see for yourself. [06:52] ---     Jeez, Madam! You're so slow! [06:56] ---     Come on! Hurry, hurry! [07:00] ---     My, my... You sure are a spunky one today. [07:04] ---     "Women's Bath" "Men's Bath" [07:04] ---     This is where I take my leave.     Please relax and enjoy yourself. [07:10] ---     Thank you. [07:11] ---     This way, Madam! Let's go! [07:15] ---     This is the public bath! [07:24] ---     You're telling me... all of these are baths? [07:30] ---     Let's start by washing off! [07:32] ---     My! What is this? Some sort of magic crystal? [07:38] ---     It's called a shower! [07:41] ---     Allow me to wash your back, hop! [07:44] ---     It feels like all the built-up filth     is melting right off my body. [07:51] ---     Doesn't it? I don't think I could live     anymore if I didn't get to do this. [07:58] ---     I can wash your hair, bunny! [08:07] ---     We start with the shampoo to wash away grime... [08:09] ---     ...and this rinse does wonders for healing     damage to the scalp and hair. [08:21] ---     We could call it a day right now     and I'd still be satisfied. [08:26] ---     Don't be silly, Madam. [08:28] ---     I haven't even begun showing off my-- I mean... [08:31] ---     There's still so much more I want to show you. [08:34] ---     As usual, you're such a selfish     and straightforward girl. [08:39] ---     Come on, Madam! Hurry up! [08:41] ---     Yeah, yeah... [08:45] ---     First up is this, Madam!     It's called a carbon dioxide bath. [08:50] ---     What peculiar water this is... [08:54] ---     This is... Ah... It's so good! [08:58] ---     It almost feels like my whole body     is being set free. [09:02] ---     Oh, get this, Madam! [09:04] ---     This bath water is incredibly     good for your skin! [09:11] ---     My skin... My rough skin is gone! [09:14] ---     Come on, Madam! Let's go to the next one! [09:19] ---     Huh? D-Don't run so fast, Luna! [09:27] ---     This is the herbal bath.     Doesn't it smell so nice? [09:31] ---     Are we in a forest?     It smells so refreshing in here! [09:41] ---     It's an aroma that seeps right into your skin! [09:47] ---     I see... You're very much in love too, Luna. [09:53] ---     H-Huh?! What are you talking about?! [09:57] ---     It's no use hiding it.     You like him, don't you? That Demon Lord... [10:03] ---     D-Don't be ridiculous! Why would I like him?! [10:08] ---     Oh, Luna, that man will be one hard nut to crack. [10:12] ---     If you don't polish up your feminine side,     he may never even look your way. [10:18] ---     U-Uh... I think we've talked enough about him! [10:23] ---     Whoa! Hold up, Luna! [10:29] ---     This is what they call a salt sauna. [10:31] ---     I'll show you exactly what to do     when you use one. [10:35] ---     Salt, you say? [10:37] ---     First, you wait for a sweat to build up. [10:40] ---     And once it does, you gently rub     on the salt and coat your skin. [10:46] ---     You then wait a while and wash off     all the salt in the shower. [10:51] ---     And then repeat again! [10:54] ---     Yeah? [10:56] ---     I did this yesterday and     the results were amazing! [11:00] ---     I could practically see my     excess skin falling right off. [11:04] ---     All my old skin peeled away just like that... [11:07] ---     ...and left my skin feeling smooth and reborn! [11:10] ---     It felt like I had less meat on     my stomach and thighs too! [11:16] ---     Um, what's the matter, Madam?! [11:23] ---     Eek! [11:24] ---     Hell yeah! [11:28] ---     Wh-What? [11:30] ---     Luna, I've made up my mind! [11:33] ---     About what? [11:35] ---     "Shrimpfry Butterfly" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"     "Age: Unknown" "Height: Around 170cm" [11:40] ---     "Oysterfry Butterfly" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"     "Age: Unknown" "Height: Around 170cm" [11:47] ---     Madam Shrimpfry went to     Rabby Village for a vacation?! [11:51] ---     "Angel White" [11:51] ---     You mean he's lured in not only     our little sister, but Madam too?! [11:58] ---     Queen, look at this! [12:00] ---     "Killer Queen" [12:01] ---     Hmm, vacation, huh? [12:04] ---     Who cares? [12:05] ---     Hey now! Don't brush it off so easily! [12:09] ---     This means the Demon Lord has won     the favor of that Madam! [12:15] ---     Demon Lord this, Demon Lord that.     Isn't he just Luna's favorite pet? [12:21] ---     Why are you not taking this more seriously?! [12:25] ---     Because I ran into that shithead Luna in Yahoo. [12:29] ---     You should've seen the womanly     charms she was giving him. [12:34] ---     That shithead has fallen in love. [12:37] ---     Who cares about love?     This is a crisis of the kingdom! [12:43] ---     Well, you wouldn't exactly understand. [12:46] ---     Hopefully you can find love someday. [12:49] ---     I'll even pray for you as a Holy Maiden. [12:51] ---     Don't talk like I'm some pitiful girl, please. [12:55] ---     I'm trying to have a serious conversation. [12:58] ---     O holy someone way up in Heaven... [13:01] ---     How's it go again? [13:03] ---     I pray my big sister isn't always unwanted. [13:08] ---     Also, Mr. Zero... I love you. [13:12] ---     I adore you! [13:14] ---     You just wanted to finish with that, didn't you? [13:17] ---     Mr. Zero... [13:18] ---     There's still more?! [13:27] ---     "Isami Tahara" [13:28] ---     Oh, it's just Tahara. [13:31] ---     That "just" was unwarranted. [13:34] ---     I've been working since this morning, you know. [13:38] ---     "Yu Kirino" [13:38] ---     Is that a map of the village? [13:40] ---     The facilities are placed differently though. [13:43] ---     Hmm, that's right. [13:46] ---     Are you unsatisfied with where     the Chief placed the buildings? [13:51] ---     Situations change, so locations must too. [13:54] ---     And I should mention, I already got     the Chief's permission to do this. [13:59] ---     Yeah? In that case, it's fine. [14:01] ---     You know, to think you were this devoted     to the Chief blows my mind. [14:08] ---     I just don't know what's gotten into you. [14:11] ---     More like, have you changed     your hobbies up or something? [14:16] ---     When it comes to you, I always thought     you were a hardcore little boy lover. [14:16] ---     Little boy Aku, little boy Luna,     little boy Tron! It's too much! [14:16] ---     "Little boys!!" [14:22] ---     There's so many Bunny brats     for you to choose from too. [14:27] ---     Lately, no other guys but     the Chief even enter my mind. [14:31] ---     Is that right? [14:33] ---     Please, stay as you are.     Stay sweet like this forever... [14:37] ---     ...for the sake of this world. [14:39] ---     In any case, it looks like you're     changing a whole lot of things. [14:43] ---     Yeah, kinda. [14:45] ---     I'm thinking about dividing it up into     sections that serve different purposes. [14:50] ---     Sort of like so... [14:52] ---     Medical section, business section,     commoner section, and Bunny section. [14:57] ---     Sounds like it'll take a lot of money. [15:00] ---     About that... We'd be exchanging your     holy coin thing for all that we need. [15:06] ---     Yeah? I'm so glad my work came in handy! [15:10] ---     I know. Chief was really happy,     saying you'll be a great source of revenue. [15:18] ---     Please, let her stay sweet like this forever... [15:21] ---     Seriously. I'm begging you. [15:24] ---     But, I'm thinking... [15:26] ---     If you're changing things up this much,     why not ask Madam's opinion? [15:32] ---     I refuse. [15:33] ---     Listen, you might say that this is our castle. [15:37] ---     Madam gets no say in what we do. [15:40] ---     I'm not letting some noble     dictate what we do in our territory. [15:45] ---     It sets a dangerous precedent. [15:47] ---     Yu... [15:49] ---     ...are you that stupid? [15:52] ---     I'll kill you. [15:55] ---     Did you forget the Nightless City incident? [16:00] ---     I'm sorry. It was a careless remark. [16:04] ---     Though Chief said he's going the     opposite direction as the Great Empire. [16:10] ---     He did. He also said going down     that same path would be boring. [16:15] ---     Yu, are you fine with that? [16:20] ---     The thing about me, Tahara... [16:22] ---     I was touched by the world's fault. [16:24] ---     There you go again with the crazy talk. [16:28] ---     What's more, I can feel the presence     of God within the Chief. [16:37] ---     What the hell? [16:38] ---     What's it you say?     Unlocking the mysteries of the body or something? [16:43] ---     Is this a new favorite saying     to replace the old one? [16:47] ---     No, it's not. [16:49] ---     As time goes on, that feeling     only gets stronger. [16:53] ---     Can't you vaguely sense it's true? [17:05] ---     I'm pretty sure I'm as healthy     as it gets, but... [17:08] ---     Don't say that. Everyone should get     regular checkups just in case. [17:13] ---     And it would be awful if     something happened to you. [17:16] ---     Well, I suppose... [17:25] ---     I-I think I'm done here. [17:28] ---     I'll just come and see you when I feel sick. [17:31] ---     Huh? You mustn't go, Chief. [17:34] ---     Your examination isn't over yet. [17:38] ---     Ah, your chest is so hot to the touch... [17:41] ---     And so hard... and manly... [17:45] ---     L-Let's wrap it up. I've got to get     started with some other work. [17:49] ---     We can continue this later. [17:51] ---     Aww, Chief! [18:19] ---     This is where it's at... [18:24] ---     An outdoor bath in a fantasy world... [18:27] ---     I found you. [18:29] ---     It's the runt! What the hell     are you doing here?! [18:34] ---     You worked hard all today. [18:36] ---     Let me wash that long hair of yours. [18:36] ---     "Tron" [18:40] ---     This here's the men's bath, runt! [18:43] ---     I'm not a runt. My name is Tron. [18:48] ---     What would Yu or Luna say if they saw this?     Hurry up and leave! [18:53] ---     And at least wear a towel! [18:56] ---     I don't mind being seen by Zero. [18:59] ---     I'm not Zero! And don't ever call me     that with people around! [19:07] ---     All right. What I just saw will be     a secret between Zero and me. [19:12] ---     Enough about Zero.     Head to the women's bath already. [19:20] ---     Oh, my... [19:28] ---     Well, it's no surprise the TV doesn't work. [19:35] ---     If this were the same as the game,     the dining room would be stocked... [19:39] ---     ...and steamed buns would     automatically be put in the rooms. [19:44] ---     I guess we're out of luck as far     as food is concerned. [19:49] ---     Though, the consumables are being     replenished all on their own, [19:53] ---     so it's not like everything's a bust. [20:03] ---     "Aku" [20:03] ---     Demon Lord! This hot spring resort is really amazing! [20:08] ---     The water, the baths, everything! [20:10] ---     Calm down, Aku. [20:12] ---     I went in the one called an herbal bath today! [20:16] ---     Mmm? [20:17] ---     It's true, you do smell sweet like herbs. [20:20] ---     Really? [20:23] ---     Are you sleeping with me again? [20:32] ---     Aku! Didn't I say you had to be     my body pillow today?! [20:37] ---     If you're looking for Aku,     she's sleeping with me. [20:40] ---     Y-You pervert! [20:42] ---     What do you plan on doing to her? [20:45] ---     I don't know what you're imagining,     but I'm sure your head is in naughty places. [20:58] ---     S-Since you leave me no choice,     I guess I'll have to sleep here tonight too. [21:04] ---     How can this bed be so incredibly soft?     It's unbelievable... [21:12] ---     H-Hey! Y-You just touched my butt, didn't you?! [21:17] ---     How many times are you     going to falsely accuse me? [21:22] ---     I-It's no use denying it. [21:24] ---     I-I'll have to keep watch     on this bad hand of yours. [21:28] ---     Hey now... [21:31] ---     I-It's pretty hard, isn't it?     And your veins are throbbing... [21:36] ---     Would you stop saying things     that sound all wrong? [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     Demon Lord! [23:12] ---     Hmm? Got a cold, Aku? Your voice... [23:15] ---     Ugh, I'm the same way... [23:18] ---     Tron too. [23:19] ---     Anyways, why are the     three of you wearing shorts? [23:22] ---     Ch-Chief. Just this once,     would you let me turn you into a little boy? [23:28] ---     Little boy, little boy,     little boy, little boy... [23:31] ---     Little boy! [23:32] ---     W-Was that a dream? [23:35] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry     Episode 11. "Yukikaze Attacks." [23:37] ---     "Yukikaze Attacks." E11 - Yukikaze Attacks Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    "To Aku & Luna: I'm heading to the Holy Capital but I'll be back by nightfall, so behave and wait here for me. Don't come and try to look for me there. That means you, Luna. It would only cause more trouble. - Hakuto Kunai" [00:08] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" [00:13] ---     "Aku" [00:14] ---     Demon Lord... The hot spring     makes my skin... so smooth. [00:23] ---     "Luna Elegant" [00:24] ---     My butt is... so smooth. [00:30] ---     Lately, it's been so hectic and busy. [00:33] ---     But since I left a note behind,     I can finally spread my wings and explore. [00:38] ---     Oh my, how wonderful! [00:39] ---     He's so handsome! [00:46] ---     "Mikan" "Yukikaze" [00:47] ---     I had a dream about the old man last night. [00:49] ---     He's so manly! [00:51] ---     Again? [00:53] ---     I honestly don't know how to react     when you tell me that every time. [00:59] ---     Even after waking up,     my butt still burns like a fire! [01:04] ---     Gimme a break! It's too early for this! [01:12] ---     Hey! W-Wait, Yukikaze! [01:15] ---     Old man! [01:21] ---     We finally meet again! [01:27] ---     Open your eyes [01:35] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:38] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:41] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [01:45] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [01:50] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [01:57] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [02:03] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [02:10] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [02:20] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [02:23] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [02:26] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [02:30] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [02:33] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [02:37] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [02:40] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [02:43] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [02:47] ---     Let's begin [02:49] ---     Open your eyes [02:54] ---     "Yukikaze Attacks" [03:02] ---     Huh? No way, Demon Lord?! R-Really? [03:05] ---     Oh? It's been a while. [03:09] ---     Although I made it sound like we're old friends, [03:11] ---     I can't remember their names for the life of me. [03:14] ---     It's been so crazy lately     that it's understandable, but... [03:18] ---     It's too bad this world doesn't     have name cards or anything. [03:23] ---     Hmm? Name cards, huh? [03:26] ---     Those actually might catch on here. [03:29] ---     It might work out good for Rabby... [03:31] ---     ...considering how sad it is     they're only famous for carrots. [03:35] ---     Um, where have you been, old man? [03:38] ---     Hmm? Oh... [03:41] ---     I've set up base in Rabby Village     and we're working to revamp it. [03:46] ---     Oh, really? Then the rumor was true after all. [03:50] ---     Then what brings you here? [03:52] ---     I need to ask the Adventurer's Guild     a couple of things. [03:56] ---     The Guild? What do you want to know? [03:59] ---     Well, regarding the dungeons up in the north... [04:02] ---     I actually want to ask about items     that ward against magic, but... [04:07] ---     The Guild won't be able to tell you much     about things outside the country. [04:13] ---     But I can teach you! Leave it to me! [04:15] ---     Wh-What?! Yukikaze! [04:17] ---     Don't just say things willy-nilly!     You're talking to the Demon Lord! [04:20] ---     Then why don't you go home, sit in a corner,     and turn into frozen Mikan? [04:26] ---     Who you calling frozen Mikan?!     And why should I sit in the corner?! [04:30] ---     At least let me sit in the center of the room! [04:30] ---     I see... So these two were     Yukikaze and Mikan, huh? [04:32] ---     Does it even matter, frozen Mikan? [04:34] ---     Stop calling me that, idiot! [04:34] ---     That shouldn't be so hard to remember. [04:36] ---     I think I'll give this tag-team     the nickname Yukimikan. [04:41] ---     Anyways, old man...     There's a favorite place of mine nearby. [04:46] ---     I want to treat you as thanks     for all you've done. [04:49] ---     I believe I told you before.     There's no need to pay me back. [04:57] ---     Yes... You said it was important for you too. [05:01] ---     That's right. [05:04] ---     She's really got such pure white skin... [05:08] ---     It makes her seem so mystical,     like fallen snow that never melts. [05:13] ---     It may not be lunch yet,     but you can drink there any time! [05:17] ---     Drink, huh? [05:20] ---     Gulp! [05:21] ---     It's been a while since I craved a drink. [05:24] ---     I've hardly had a moment     of peace to myself lately. [05:29] ---     It's this way! [05:31] ---     I'll follow you from behind. [05:33] ---     We're not kids anymore,     so we don't need to hold hands. [05:37] ---     Please. If you don't... I'll get lost. [05:41] ---     You will?! [05:43] ---     That was close! [05:45] ---     I almost shouted that out on instinct! [05:49] ---     She looks like the type of girl that     quietly reads books at the library, but... [05:54] ---     ...she's a huge airhead? [05:56] ---     Mikan, lead the way. [05:59] ---     Fine then, sheesh! [06:01] ---     I've just gotta take you there, right?     What a crummy day... [06:05] ---     This Mikan girl, on the other hand,     doesn't seem to care for me much. [06:10] ---     Then again, with a name like Demon Lord,     I shouldn't expect to be liked. [06:15] ---     I've just got to put up with it until     business in Rabby Village takes off. [06:21] ---     Maze of affection. Labyrinth Love. [06:24] ---     What in the world is she talking about? [06:27] ---     "Bar" "Noma Noma" [06:30] ---     Owner, three ales! We brought you a customer! [06:34] ---     Oh, if it isn't Mikan! [06:36] ---     It's not very often that     you bring along a-- Huh? [06:40] ---     Hmm? Does she know me from somewhere? [06:43] ---     I wonder if she got involved     in the chaos the other day... [06:46] ---     It's the Demon Lord everyone's     talking about! Nice job, Mikan! [06:46] ---     "Iei" [06:50] ---     Oh, was that you? Come here and sit with us!     I'll buy you a beer! [06:55] ---     Huh? Who's that? [06:56] ---     You idiot! He's the one who     blew Carnival into smithereens! [07:01] ---     Hey, go grab the boys for this! [07:08] ---     Old man, come sit over here! [07:14] ---     Thanks for waiting! [07:17] ---     Every shop in the area is grateful     for what you've done. [07:21] ---     Drink as much as you want     since it's on the house today! [07:27] ---     In any case, I might as well     start drinking, then. [07:31] ---     We can talk afterwards. [07:36] ---     What are you doing? [07:38] ---     Helping you drink. [07:40] ---     Is this some hostess bar?! [07:42] ---     What kind of idiot would drink     like this in the morning?! [07:46] ---     Besides, people don't want     to be bothered when they drink... [07:49] ---     ...and prefer to help themselves! [07:52] ---     I'm sorry, but let me drink on my own. [07:56] ---     That's too bad. [08:02] ---     This is good. [08:03] ---     Oh, man! This makes all the hard work     these past few days worth it! [08:10] ---     Why is she drinking my ale when she has her own? [08:15] ---     It went so deep... down your throat! [08:18] ---     Quit saying weird stuff! [08:20] ---     Jeez, everything that comes out     of her mouth is ridiculous... [08:25] ---     Indirect kiss. Love is bubblicious. [08:29] ---     Sorry, but could you talk using real words? [08:34] ---     Yukikaze sure never changes. [08:37] ---     Here, I brought you some things to snack on. [08:40] ---     Oh? Let's see... [08:45] ---     It's normal in a good way. [08:46] ---     It's normal?     That's a pretty rude way of putting it! [08:50] ---     Sorry. I mean no offense, but... [08:53] ---     I tried something similar to this in Yahoo,     but it wasn't very good at all. [08:59] ---     Oh, I see what you mean. [09:01] ---     But trying to compare here to there     is a huge mistake. [09:07] ---     I get the feeling that bar owner     is pretty good at what she does. [09:13] ---     Does this girl only eat what people     already put in their mouths? [09:17] ---     The old man's thick stuff... is oozing! [09:21] ---     I told you to quit saying weird stuff! [09:24] ---     Ah, that's the only way Yukikaze     knows how to talk, so give it up. [09:32] ---     Could it be she's not an airhead,     but a total pervert? [09:36] ---     Unless I hurry along the conversation,     I might end up in an infinite loop. [09:43] ---     So, I'd like to get on to the subject already. [09:46] ---     Mmm? [09:48] ---     "Iei" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"     "Age: 45" "Height: 168cm" [09:53] ---     "Angel White" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"     "Age: 18" "Height: 165cm" [09:59] ---     I'm unfamiliar with the customs     and adventurer system in this area. [10:05] ---     I honestly don't want to talk     to Demon Lord, but... [10:09] ---     Considering he's saved us twice now,     I guess I have to. [10:14] ---     I'm not sure what to tell you     about the adventurer system. [10:18] ---     I mean, we fight monsters, earn rewards, [10:21] ---     and I guess find treasure in ruins and dungeons? [10:27] ---     The guild accepts various requests,     tasks them to the adventurers, [10:31] ---     and receives a finder's fee. [10:33] ---     Also, adventurers take parts off monsters     and sell them to the guild. [10:39] ---     The nicer the part is, the more it sells for. [10:43] ---     There's also rankings given to adventurers. [10:46] ---     Yeah. The higher your rank,     the better terms and treatment you get. [10:52] ---     Guilds with skilled adventurers     make out like a bandit. [10:56] ---     That's why guilds always compete for them. [11:00] ---     That seems pretty similar     to professional sports players. [11:03] ---     If you're good enough,     teams scout you and offer tons of money. [11:07] ---     They good players can pick     whichever team gives the best offer. [11:12] ---     When money is short,     some become mercenaries too. [11:15] ---     Mercenaries, huh? [11:17] ---     For those not skilled enough,     you do whatever it takes to get by. [11:22] ---     In that way, this world     isn't so different than mine. [11:27] ---     Sometimes monsters are hard     to come by, even in dungeons. [11:31] ---     Well, it doesn't exactly     sound like a stable job. [11:35] ---     They're not office workers, after all. [11:37] ---     It's not like they can count on     a monthly salary or any kind of bonus. [11:42] ---     They're basically self-employed     workers who put their life on the line. [11:48] ---     In wartime like this, a lot of people     have nothing to do. [11:52] ---     In wartime? [11:53] ---     When there's war, it's much harder     to get into the northern countries. [11:57] ---     There're spies and agents everywhere. [12:00] ---     By the way you talk,     I take it there's times of peace too. [12:04] ---     Yeah. [12:05] ---     The warring has gone on for so long,     there's profit to be made during peace. [12:11] ---     If there's war all year long, the trades     and the crops might never recover. [12:17] ---     That would ruin everyone in no time. [12:19] ---     I learned more than I was expecting. Thank you. [12:24] ---     If it's you, I'll tell you anything. [12:29] ---     Is it just me, or is she a bit too close? [12:32] ---     This goes beyond being friendly... [12:35] ---     Ahem! So, what kind of items     do people discover in dungeons? [12:41] ---     Um, there's all sorts, but... [12:44] ---     For example, with weapons and armor, [12:47] ---     they can be broken down     into basically five categories. [12:51] ---     Things made from your basic metal     and leather are called "Normal." [12:56] ---     Whereas "Solid" items are made from     monster fangs, pelts, scales, and such. [13:02] ---     But unless you're skilled,     those are tough to make. [13:05] ---     Then you've got "High-End" items     made with special materials or metals. [13:10] ---     Only Dwarves can build those.     It's impossible for a human. [13:14] ---     The next I don't know a whole much about, [13:17] ---     but there are "Uniques" that a handful     of S-Rank adventurers wield. [13:21] ---     Finally, there's items called "Legendaries." [13:24] ---     That's what the Holy Maiden's     hammer and staves are. [13:28] ---     I see... [13:30] ---     For as messed up as she is,     she's still a Holy Maiden. [13:35] ---     We try to find unidentified items too. [13:38] ---     You can name them yourself! [13:40] ---     Oh? That's very intriguing. [13:43] ---     We could think of a nice name     together to give our new baby. [13:48] ---     We're not newlyweds! [13:49] ---     Gah! I couldn't help myself! [13:52] ---     It's no use! I lose my groove around her! [13:55] ---     This friendliness is plain messed up! [13:59] ---     Then again, they've taught me a great deal. [14:02] ---     There's just one more thing I need to confirm... [14:06] ---     Tell me, can you find any     decent items sold at shops? [14:10] ---     Items that you find all over are mass produced. [14:13] ---     They're not very effective. [14:15] ---     Couldn't you get better items     as long as you have the money? [14:19] ---     Like armor strong against magic,     or swords that slice through hard scales? [14:24] ---     To defend against level four and five magic,     it needs to be Unique level. [14:29] ---     But I bet a weapon of yours could     take down any opponent. [14:33] ---     Hmm... [14:35] ---     In any case, I need to go and confirm     all this info with my own eyes. [14:40] ---     Fortunately, the village     preparations are complete... [14:43] ---     ...and Tahara can easily take care of the rest. [14:47] ---     Rather, leaving everything to him     will produce better results anyways. [14:52] ---     Achoo! [14:55] ---     "Isami Tahara" [14:57] ---     The north, huh? [15:00] ---     I think I'll have to go there myself. [15:04] ---     Old man... If you're going north,     I want you to take me with you. [15:11] ---     Take you? [15:14] ---     Despite my looks, I'm a B-Rank adventurer.     I'd be helpful. [15:19] ---     It's true, I could use a guide     and someone with experience. [15:25] ---     Yu and Tahara are busy with the village,     so they can't come. [15:28] ---     And bringing the kids along     is out of the question. [15:31] ---     Plus, Tron might be persecuted     if she leaves the village. [15:35] ---     All right. If it's not any trouble,     I might take you up on that. [15:40] ---     As with anything, we should learn     from those with experience. [15:46] ---     Leave it to me. You won't regret it. [15:50] ---     Man, she sure says weird things sometimes. [15:53] ---     But can you believe how beautiful a girl she is? [15:56] ---     With my evil face and her tagging along, [15:56] ---     "Man" [15:59] ---     I feel like no one will stop us for inspections. [16:03] ---     If you act now, Mikan will come as an extra. [16:05] ---     Don't add me to the party on your own!     And who are you calling an extra?! [16:10] ---     Mmm. I'm counting on you too. [16:13] ---     Don't count on me!     You two can go all the way there alone! [16:16] ---     Go all the way?     Mikan, you're such a naughty one. [16:20] ---     Argh! Would you just shut up?! [16:28] ---     I cannot put this off a moment longer. [16:30] ---     "Angel White" [16:31] ---     O Seraph, [16:32] ---     I must take the sacred Omega Staff into my possession. [16:37] ---     Please, forgive me. [16:43] ---     I need one of the miracles     the Omega Staff makes possible. [16:47] ---     Instant Movement within     the Kingdom of Holy Light. [16:50] ---     All the magic in this staff will be consumed... [16:54] ---     ...and used to bolster my magical power. [16:57] ---     With the magic circle in this room,     the miracle can at last be employed. [17:02] ---     O Seraph, please give me power... [17:07] ---     I must rescue her. [17:09] ---     Not just because she's a Holy Maiden,     but because she's my precious sister Luna as well. [17:14] ---     Whether I must fight or negotiate with him, [17:17] ---     as long as she remains his hostage,     I won't have the freedom to act. [17:22] ---     Demon Lord, I won't let you do as you please. [17:27] ---     "Seraph's Bound" [17:27] ---     Seraph's Bound! [17:35] ---     Huh? [17:48] ---     I didn't... screw it up, did I? [17:57] ---     Hmm? [17:58] ---     Hey, you lady there! [17:59] ---     Uh, yes? [18:01] ---     Are you the one we asked for     that can use "Light" magic or something? [18:06] ---     Those magic crystals are all you. [18:08] ---     H-Huh? [18:09] ---     What are you standing around for? [18:11] ---     And who shows up to do work     wearing a white dress like that? [18:15] ---     You think work is that easy? [18:18] ---     This ain't some ball, you know. [18:20] ---     H-Huh? [18:23] ---     Get on with it! [18:24] ---     R-Right! [18:34] ---     Why am I even doing this? [18:37] ---     And who was that rude man anyways? [18:40] ---     Sister! [18:42] ---     Why are you here? [18:44] ---     Luna! [18:45] ---     Luna, we have to leave. [18:48] ---     You're being tricked by that Demon Lord. [18:51] ---     Huh? What in the world are you talking about? [18:55] ---     Oh! Check this out, Sis! Aren't they so big? [18:59] ---     Is this any time to be bragging about carrots? [19:02] ---     Let's hurry back to the Holy Castle. [19:04] ---     Hurry back? I don't think so! [19:07] ---     I'm kinda busy revamping my territory! [19:10] ---     And you know, it's such a monstrous undertaking! [19:14] ---     Monstrous? [19:19] ---     Is he planning to use this village     as a base to gather a horde of monsters? [19:25] ---     In the first place, how did he get     the money for such a large operation? [19:31] ---     I heard he sold a holy coin or something,     but I'm not exactly sure. [19:36] ---     A-A sacred, holy coin? [19:38] ---     Luna, they're calling for you over there. [19:41] ---     Again? What is it this time?! [19:44] ---     There's a big boulder blocking the way. [19:44] ---     "Tron" [19:47] ---     Break it with your goldie. [19:49] ---     There's really no helping it! [19:51] ---     Without me around,     no one can accomplish anything! [19:55] ---     Hurry up and come. [19:57] ---     Hold up! Quit pulling my clothes! [20:00] ---     I'll talk to you later, Sis! [20:03] ---     Kyon, Momo! Could you show     my sister to the hot springs?! [20:07] ---     There's no doubt about it.     That girl has Devil blood. [20:12] ---     She's a despicable "Devil." [20:13] ---     "Kyon" "Momo" [20:14] ---     We'll guide you there, hop! [20:19] ---     Luna's already been bewitched to this extent... [20:24] ---     Miss Luna will come a bit later,     but feel free to bathe without her, bunny. [20:29] ---     Bathe? [20:33] ---     Use the changing room just inside     to undress before you bathe, bunny. [20:42] ---     I think the only way to free Luna     is to topple the Demon Lord. [20:43] ---     "Men's Bath" [20:46] ---     In any case, why a bath? [20:56] ---     I suppose a bath is an appropriate     place to find out the bare truth. [21:01] ---     This may end up being my     final chance to persuade Luna. [21:12] ---     This is...? [21:14] ---     These... are all baths? [21:17] ---     All of them?! [21:20] ---     Luna... I mean, what is the Demon Lord thinking? [21:25] ---     Huh? That's... [21:34] ---     There's more baths... outside? [21:53] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:55] ---     Is what someone said [21:58] ---     But I don't have a past [22:03] ---     For eternity [22:06] ---     That nothing would change [22:08] ---     Is what I thought [22:13] ---     Over and over [22:16] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [22:19] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [22:23] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [22:26] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [22:29] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [22:34] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [22:37] ---     But still you believed [22:40] ---     As if to teach me [22:44] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:50] ---     I can embrace it all [22:57] ---     Once again [23:11] ---     I reach out my hand and brush aside     the bangs on Aku's face. [23:16] ---     Demon Lord? [23:17] ---     Yes... Your eyes are as pretty as ever. [23:20] ---     I-I don't really like my eyes though. [23:23] ---     But I do. Looking at them calms me down. [23:29] ---     Though her eyes reflect two different colors,     it doesn't bother me at all. [23:35] ---     Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 12.     "White Angel and Demon Lord." [23:37] ---     "White Angel and Demon Lord." E12 - Angel White and Demon Lord Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     Open your eyes [00:12] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [00:15] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [00:19] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [00:22] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [00:27] ---     I learned that true kindness is     actually solitude after looking at you [00:34] ---     I wanted to get closer to your heart     and yet it's still so far away [00:41] ---     No matter what fate gets in my way,     I'll face it head on [00:47] ---     With the bravery I chose with you,     let's flap our wings and fly [00:57] ---     My heart is trembling with the hope that I found [01:00] ---     Resounding inside me     move my heart [01:03] ---     Lurking behind my hidden true motives [01:07] ---     With a stronger gaze than anyone else [01:10] ---     Dwelling in the eyes of     that majestic figure are wishes [01:14] ---     Let's sing to the sleepless night [01:17] ---     Dramatically pull everything in,     even light and darkness [01:20] ---     In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid [01:24] ---     Let's begin [01:26] ---     Open your eyes [01:32] ---     D-Demon Lord?! [01:37] ---     Oh? What a rare intruder we have here today. [01:43] ---     "White Angel and Demon Lord" [01:50] ---     W-Were you... [01:52] ---     "Angel White" [01:53] ---     ...waiting to ambush me or something? [01:56] ---     "Hakuto Kunai" [01:57] ---     This is a sacred place called an outdoor bath. [02:01] ---     The only ones who cause a ruckus here     are kids who don't know better... [02:05] ---     ...and uncivilized fools. [02:07] ---     I want to believe you fall     into neither of those groups. [02:13] ---     Calm down, me! If I inadvertently     make her scream or shriek, [02:17] ---     not only will my reputation crumble,     but my name will be ruined! [02:22] ---     Take riding on a crowded train, for example. [02:25] ---     Why is it, that without any damn reason at all, [02:26] ---     "I'm telling you it wasn't me" [02:29] ---     guys are instantly made the bad guy? [02:36] ---     I won't be jailed for a dumb reason     like ogling at a Holy Maiden, will I? [02:48] ---     Shit! Why does trouble like this     always follow me when I take a bath?! [02:53] ---     And what's a Holy Maiden     doing in this village anyways? [02:56] ---     Plus, isn't this the men's bath? [03:01] ---     Could it be a honey trap or something?! [03:01] ---     Sister! [03:04] ---     What are you looking at?! [03:05] ---     Wait... Even if it's possible they     set up a trap like that for me, [03:10] ---     there's no way a woman who's the pinnacle     of the kingdom would take part in it. [03:16] ---     If you've come all this way to find me,     I imagine it's for something important. [03:22] ---     And believe it or not, I'm quite proud     of being able to lend an ear. [03:27] ---     Something important? It's all because you-- [03:30] ---     Before that... [03:32] ---     This appearance of yours is taxing for me. [03:36] ---     I recommend you use this. [03:49] ---     W-Were you staring at my naked body?! [03:53] ---     How about you dip yourself in the bath already? [03:57] ---     If someone as vital as you catches a cold,     it would be bad for the kingdom. [04:08] ---     Th-This is the first time a man     has seen me naked... [04:13] ---     And what's more, he said seeing me was taxing?! [04:17] ---     Now then, let's hear this     important business of yours. [04:22] ---     I-Is he saying my naked body     isn't even worth looking at? [04:27] ---     D-Demon Lord, it's bad enough that Mada-- [04:34] ---     What's the matter, Holy Maiden White? [04:37] ---     Surely the representative of your kingdom     wouldn't be so adorable... [04:41] ---     ...as to be shaken by the sight of a naked man. [04:46] ---     N-No... It doesn't... It doesn't matter. [04:49] ---     It's no big deal. It's not like it's some     indecent crime to see a man naked. [04:55] ---     Th-This is the first time I've seen     a naked man in my life. [04:59] ---     And for it to be Demon Lord     of all people, the root of all evil... [05:06] ---     O-Oh? [05:08] ---     As a matter of fact, seeing your     naked body means nothing to me. [05:12] ---     Well isn't that splendid. [05:14] ---     That means we can have a nice,     calm conversation then. [05:18] ---     What are you trying to do to     this kingdom by deceiving Madam? [05:23] ---     Deceiving people doesn't sound     like a calming topic to me. [05:27] ---     Both Luna and Madam wish to stay     in the village of their own volition. [05:33] ---     I'm not forcing anyone to do anything. [05:41] ---     Give me one good reason     I should believe that! Go on! [05:45] ---     I'd appreciate if you came no closer. [05:48] ---     That body of yours is     rather stimulating, you know. [05:51] ---     J-Just how much do you plan to     insult me until you're satisfied?! [05:57] ---     You're mistaken. I'm completely     serious in everything that I say. [06:03] ---     This mouth of mine speaks only the truth. [06:07] ---     Y-You have the nerve to say     that you're speaking the truth?! [06:12] ---     As far as Madam is concerned, I do. [06:15] ---     This bath here should answer     some of your questions. [06:20] ---     How can a bath answer my questions? [06:23] ---     Calm your heart and sink in     to your shoulders at least. [06:38] ---     That's better. Wherever there's light,     there's always shadow too. [06:43] ---     My mind is blank. I'm filled with nothingness. [06:48] ---     This bath... is like... [06:52] ---     My shoulders! [06:56] ---     Hey, quit with the funny sounds!     And stop using such a cute voice! [07:06] ---     Wh-What's happening to me? [07:09] ---     This is... a first for me! [07:12] ---     Gah! You're doing it on purpose! [07:19] ---     This outdoor bath helps with     more than just exhaustion. [07:23] ---     It also helps set you free from everyday life. [07:27] ---     You'll forget all your troubles     and feel released for a time. [07:31] ---     It also restores your strength and     gives you the vigor to face tomorrow. [07:36] ---     Sets you free... from everyday life? [07:40] ---     The pleasantness you're experiencing     now is the answer to everything. [07:46] ---     A-Are you telling me to drink this? [07:50] ---     Are you so scared by a drink from     the Demon Lord that you refuse to drink it? [07:55] ---     The cautiousness and cowardice     from you as this kingdom's pinnacle... [08:00] ---     ...is one of the reasons this     land is in such disarray. [08:05] ---     Y-You have no right to say     anything like that to me. [08:09] ---     Besides, if you think you can poison     me with this drink, you're mistaken. [08:13] ---     "Angel's Spoon" [08:14] ---     Angel's Spoon. [08:18] ---     If you ask me, the only poison in this     kingdom is the very people running it. [08:27] ---     They care not of the masses     who live miserable lives... [08:31] ---     ...and turn their backs on them. [08:33] ---     What's more, they do nothing     to fix the situation... [08:36] ---     ...and construct not a single plan     to reach out and help. [08:42] ---     In my country, people such as this... [08:46] ---     ...we call incompetent. [08:49] ---     I can't even argue... [08:55] ---     From your perspective,     I suppose it seems that way. [08:59] ---     Seeing a young woman like me     just spinning her wheels... [09:03] ---     ...must seem ridiculous. [09:05] ---     A woman of her beauty could     be called no less than a femme fatale. [09:10] ---     Rather, to put it in this world's terms, [09:13] ---     I suppose you'd call her an angel. [09:22] ---     This is an alcohol from my country. [09:22] ---     "Japanese Sake"     "Restores +10 Power." [09:25] ---     It's been loved by many for countless years. [09:32] ---     Indirect... [09:35] ---     Indirect kiss? Are you a child or something?     What is this nonsense? [09:40] ---     I'm so sorry. [09:43] ---     How's it go again? [09:45] ---     I pray my big sister isn't always unwanted. [09:49] ---     Sorry that I'm so unwanted. [09:52] ---     I am a child! Is that so wrong?! [09:55] ---     N-No, I'm not saying it's bad or anything. [09:59] ---     Rather, women who act innocent     are typically well liked. [10:03] ---     Isn't that something you can be proud of? [10:06] ---     How can I be proud of something like that?! [10:09] ---     You're laughing and making fun of me! [10:12] ---     I'm not making fun of you. [10:14] ---     In fact, it's impressive you're that hardheaded. [10:18] ---     Both you and Queen say I'm so hardheaded! [10:21] ---     What am I, some sort of golem?! [10:24] ---     Gah! I stepped on a landmine!     There's no recovering it now! [10:28] ---     Now that it's come to this... [10:32] ---     "Angel's Halo" "Defense +2" [10:34] ---     Wh-What in the world is that? [10:36] ---     This is something I'd like     to give you as a gift. [10:40] ---     For not besmirching the Holy Maiden name. [10:48] ---     Devote yourself as to not     bring shame to this halo. [10:52] ---     And know that I am not your enemy. [11:05] ---     An Angel's Halo? [11:08] ---     Why would a Demon Lord have this? [11:10] ---     "Fallen Angel Lucifer" "Race: God" "Sex: ?"     "Age: ?" "Height: ?" [11:15] ---     "Akira Oono" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"     "Age: 30s" "Height: ?" [11:22] ---     This is the same as any trip. [11:24] ---     Getting everyone home safe is the primary goal. [11:29] ---     She's still wearing it?     Well, I guess it suits her... [11:34] ---     Holy Maiden White.     Did you travel to this village by carriage? [11:39] ---     N-No... [11:41] ---     By yourself then? [11:43] ---     Yes... [11:45] ---     No matter who it may be, I cannot speak     of the Seraph's Miracles to anyone. [11:53] ---     I see. In that case,     I'll show you to the Holy Castle. [11:57] ---     Huh? What do you mean by-- [12:00] ---     U-Um, what exactly are you doing? [12:05] ---     There's nothing at all to worry about. [12:08] ---     Just entrust everything to me. [12:11] ---     Um, are you going to-- [12:14] ---     Quiet. [12:16] ---     In times like this, silence is golden. [12:20] ---     O Wings, carry me afar! [12:23] ---     Instant Movement: Holy Castle! [12:29] ---     That was the same as Seraph's Bound! [12:34] ---     A Miracle! That had to be the act of an angel! [12:37] ---     Wh-What exactly are you? [12:40] ---     I believe I told you something     regarding that before. [12:44] ---     How seeing something in person     is better than having it explained to you. [12:53] ---     Now you're home again, safe and sound. [12:57] ---     That alone is more important than anything else. [13:00] ---     Just so we're clear, you're to tell nobody     about what happened today. [13:06] ---     Right. [13:08] ---     Even if he didn't say that,     I wouldn't dare talk about it with anyone. [13:15] ---     If this ever got out, the kingdom     might erupt into pure chaos. [13:20] ---     That a Miracle left behind by the Seraph     could be used by somebody else... [13:25] ---     That there exists someone     who can bestow others a halo... [13:28] ---     ...when it was thought only     angels could wear them. [13:32] ---     Who in the world are you anyways? [13:37] ---     Someone, who in the future,     would appreciate your cooperation. [13:42] ---     Like I mentioned before,     I'm hoping to learn more about the Seraph. [13:47] ---     But why the Seraph? [13:50] ---     Because I... [13:52] ---     ...am someone who was called here by the Ophan. [13:56] ---     By the Ophan?! [13:58] ---     If what he just told me is true, [14:00] ---     so many pieces of the puzzle come together! [14:04] ---     It explains why she's so drawn to him, [14:07] ---     despite being a bundle of selfishness     and her deep devotion to the Cherub. [14:14] ---     Even Madam, who's so tough to deal with,     moved away from the interior... [14:20] ---     And how he can use Miracles,     just like the Seraph! [14:25] ---     It answers why he can give     people an Angel's Halo... [14:28] ---     ...when something like that     should be impossible. [14:32] ---     And that mysterious building too... [14:41] ---     Are you someone who plans     on opposing the Seraph? [14:46] ---     I want you to know that was never my intention. [14:50] ---     I just wanted to ask them a couple of questions. [14:57] ---     Um... [15:02] ---     As I thought, an Angel's Halo looks good on you. [15:09] ---     Let's meet again, [15:12] ---     Holy Maiden White! [15:25] ---     Lucifer... [15:27] ---     According to the legends, he was known     as a fallen angel and demon lord. [15:33] ---     Angel's Halo... [15:36] ---     I can't imagine the one who made this... [15:38] ---     ...is an evil being in any shape or form. [15:46] ---     Someday, I'll help you revert     to the angel you are... [16:04] ---     Demon Lord, there you are! [16:05] ---     "Aku" [16:07] ---     Aku, huh? It's good to see you. [16:15] ---     Listen, Aku. [16:17] ---     This might be fine right now, [16:19] ---     but learn to keep more distance     between yourself and men. [16:22] ---     Your complete disregard of caution     is going to worry me sick. [16:27] ---     I don't even think about getting     close to other men than you. [16:31] ---     Oh, really? I suppose it's fine then. [16:34] ---     Yeah! [16:40] ---     Is it true you're going on a trip     up north starting tomorrow? [16:44] ---     While that's true, I always have     Instant Movement if I need it. [16:48] ---     A trip I can return from at any time     can hardly be called a trip. [16:53] ---     Right... But I'll be lonely. [16:58] ---     If I see anything neat,     I'll grab you it as a souvenir. [17:02] ---     Look forward to when I come back. [17:05] ---     Demon Lord... [17:07] ---     Please come home safe, okay? [17:11] ---     Who do you think I am? [17:15] ---     Aku? Where in the world are you?! [17:18] ---     Luna won't shut up. [17:18] ---     "Tron" [17:20] ---     If you're looking for Aku, she's here on my lap. [17:23] ---     "Luna Elegant" [17:23] ---     Y-You...! [17:25] ---     You pervert! My butt isn't enough for you,     so you go for Aku's too?! [17:30] ---     By the way, I forgot to mention something. [17:34] ---     I took your sister back to the Holy Castle. [17:38] ---     D-Don't tell me you got your     claws into my sister too?! [17:44] ---     I'm tired, so let's sleep soon. [18:00] ---     Why did it end up like this? [18:14] ---     How the hell am I supposed to sleep?! [18:16] ---     You've got to be kidding me! [18:24] ---     "Isami Tahara" "Yu Kirino" [18:25] ---     Yu, I'm leaving you in charge of the hospital. [18:28] ---     Do what you can to build our reputation. [18:31] ---     Certainly. Leave everything to me. [18:34] ---     Chief? [18:37] ---     Your tie... [18:42] ---     Tahara, the village itself     will be in your hands. [18:46] ---     If there's an emergency,     send me a message any time. [18:51] ---     Roger that. But I don't plan on     needing to bug you with any trouble. [19:03] ---     The village is changing. [19:05] ---     Having taken things this far,     there's no choice but to go all the way. [19:11] ---     I have more to protect now. [19:13] ---     And in order to protect them,     I need to become even stronger. [19:19] ---     Unless I overcome my weak point of magic, [19:22] ---     someday it will surely be used against me. [19:26] ---     Tahara, I have one more order for you. [19:31] ---     If anyone approaches and intends     to harm the village, [19:35] ---     erase them. Leave none alive. Got it? [19:40] ---     Understood. [19:44] ---     Let's go. [19:45] ---     "Mikan" "Yukikaze" [19:46] ---     The old man sure is impatient. [19:48] ---     Let's get a move on! [19:50] ---     Yeah, yeah. You're just happy     that Demon Lord's here. Hiyah! [19:58] ---     You know what? I'm not sure why, but... [20:01] ---     I just had a thought that takes me back. [20:04] ---     And what's that? [20:06] ---     I remembered the very first day I met Chief. [20:10] ---     That sounds interesting. [20:14] ---     There's not really much to say about it. [20:17] ---     Just, at the time... [20:20] ---     If I had refused the Chief's invitation, [20:24] ---     I probably would have died. [20:29] ---     I can't even hold a candle to the guy. [20:32] ---     Of course you can't. [20:34] ---     Compared to the Chief,     you're nothing but a paramecium. [20:38] ---     Come on. Can't you make any     better comparisons than that? [20:42] ---     Chief... Won't you please come home soon? [20:46] ---     He just left though! [20:51] ---     The city of Rookie is where     the Prison Dungeon is, huh? [21:11] ---     "I wish I could go back" [21:13] ---     Is what someone said [21:16] ---     But I don't have a past [21:21] ---     For eternity [21:24] ---     That nothing would change [21:26] ---     Is what I thought [21:31] ---     Over and over [21:34] ---     Rubbing my eyes to make sure [21:37] ---     I'm overwhelmed by emotion [21:41] ---     Like a lie     Bright! Still locked up [21:44] ---     Hiding what I couldn't give up [21:47] ---     That miracle lit up by my heart [21:51] ---     Not sought out, not doubted [21:55] ---     But still you believed [21:58] ---     As if to teach me [22:02] ---     RE NEW ME     Now that I'm laughing with you [22:08] ---     I can embrace it all [22:15] ---     Once again [22:32] ---     So this here is Rookie, huh? [22:35] ---     Seems pretty prosperous, wouldn't you say? [22:38] ---     Let's explore the Prison Dungeon already... [22:40] ---     ...and get whatever item you're looking for. [22:43] ---     Old man! Let's prison love     in the Prison Dungeon! [22:47] ---     Hey! The heroes came back this year! [22:51] ---     What heroes?! [22:55] ---     "The White Tri-Stars" [22:59] ---     "The White Comet Hero, Otamega" [23:06] ---     Wha...?! [23:07] ---     "To be continued!" [23:08] ---     To be continued! Season 2 1 - ReTry Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] AKIRA     Fifteen years, huh? [00:03] AKIRA     Talk about a long time. SIGN    Hakuto Kunai SIGN    Male [00:05] AKIRA     You did great too, Hakuto Kunai. [00:09] AKIRA     Leader of the Great Empire     and host of Infinity Game? [00:14] AKIRA     I didn't expect to spend     the final moments with you. [00:18] AKIRA     You seem unhappy. [00:20] AKIRA     You may be the final boss, the Demon Lord,     but there's no beating reality. [00:25] AKIRA     Once it hits midnight,     it's time to close the server [00:27] AKIRA     and shut down the game once and for all. [00:30] AKIRA     This entire world will be gone,     without a trace. [00:34] AKIRA     Heh, if you're not satisfied,     feel free to keep playing by yourself. [00:38] AKIRA     I'm going to bed. Long day tomorrow. [00:41] AKIRA     Goodbye, Kunai. [00:42] AKIRA     And good night. [00:51] AKIRA     The hell is this? Am I dreaming? [00:54] AKIRA     That's a damn huge forest.     And way too green. [00:58] AKIRA     This feels way too realistic for a dream. [01:01] AKIRA     This lake's way too blue, too. [01:06] AKIRA     What's with these shoes? [01:08] AKIRA     Wait... this outfit... [01:13] AKIRA     Don't tell me! [01:21] AKIRA     Wha?! [01:26] AKIRAKUNAI     I've become the Demon Lord! SIGN    Episode 1 [03:09] AKIRA     Say, XX. [03:12] AKIRA     I can't walk in here. [03:14] XX     I know. Just avoid the trash     and get over here. [03:17] XX     As long as I can use my bed and PC,     I don't really care about anything else. [03:21] AKIRA     It's not just empty cans.     You've even got change on the floor. [03:25] AKIRA     What is your apartment,     XX, a collections box? [03:29] XX     Akira, you silly goose. [03:32] AKIRA     You're the silly one for living     in an apartment like this, XX! [03:36] XX     Hey, that thing's important! [03:38] AKIRA     Can't be that important if it's on the floor,     next to empty cans of beer. [03:44] XX     Hey, my room feels     a lot more spacious now. [03:48] AKIRA     Why'd I have to clean your place     while on vacation? [03:51] XX     Don't complain.     You get to stay here for free. [03:54] AKIRA     I was gonna use the money I saved     to buy you booze, but I changed my mind. [03:57] AKIRA     No beer for you, XX. [04:00] XX     You monster! You devil! You demon lord! [04:02] AKIRA     Fine. Here, as a special treat. [04:04] XX     You're the best, Akira. An angel. [04:07] XX     An angel and a devil. A fallen angel. [04:09] AKIRA     Are you gonna make me sleep in trash     after coming all the way to Tokyo? [04:13] XX     Are you trying to get in bed with me? [04:16] XX     Is that foreshadowing     for a morning after scene? [04:19] AKIRA     No beer for you. [04:20] XX     Nope. Your beer is my beer. [04:23] XX     My beer is also my beer. [04:25] AKIRA     Going to pull a Gin     and sing in an empty lot? [04:34] XX     It's amazing how popular     your Infinity Game is. SIGN    Destruction [04:38] AKIRA     I was just trying to build my own world. [04:41] AKIRA     I put all of my desires into that game. [04:44] AKIRA     But I had to spend all     of my inheritance to do it. [04:49] XX     But you're going to make bank, right? [04:51] XX     That foreign game publisher's     buying it off you. [04:54] AKIRA     I'm meeting Mikity tomorrow to finalize it. [04:57] AKIRA     Sender: Mikity. SIGN    Mail SIGN    Mikity ☆ SIGN    Mr. Oono, would you be     interested in running     Infinity Game as an     MMO with our company? [04:59] AKIRA     "Mr. Oono, would you be interested in running     Infinity Game as an MMO with our company?" [05:06] AKIRA     I thought he was some online game addict, [05:08] AKIRA     but he was actually 42-OMG's chief director. [05:12] AKIRA     What is this, Free and Easy? [05:14] XX     What if you can't finalize the sale? [05:16] AKIRA     Meh. I made it as a hobby to begin with. [05:19] XX     Yikes. You'd have eaten through     your inheritance for nothing. [05:23] AKIRA     Says the NEET! Shut up, XX! [05:26] AKIRA     XXX never joined Infinity Game, huh? [05:32] XX     Probably holds a grudge     against you, that XXX. [05:35] XX     Orient City had to end its service. [05:38] AKIRA     That game was simply behind the times. [05:42] XX     But XXX loved Orient City like it was home. [05:48] AKIRA     But Infinity Game is way better. [05:52] AKIRA     It'd be obvious if XXX just tried it out. [05:55] AKIRA     Don't you agree, XX? [05:57] XX     You have so much confidence, Akira. [06:00] XX     Give me some of it so I can go to Hello Work. [06:03] AKIRA     Stop drinking and go right now, then. [06:09] AKIRA     This requires way more guts     than going to Hello Work. SIGN    m 0 0 l 159 0 159 165 0 165 SIGN    Next: 60th Floor [06:24] AKIRA     Mikity, my foot. MMO, my ass. [06:29] AKIRA     I'll consider it if they pay me*     a 100 million yen for the rights. [06:40] AKIRA     What's going on? [06:43] AKIRA     Did I really drink that much? [07:00] AKIRA     What the heck was that just now? [07:07] BUTLER     Welcome, Mr. Oono. [07:10] BUTLER     Please come in. [07:18] MIKIMOTO     Thank you for coming.     We've been expecting you. [07:21] AKIRA     Er, I'm here to meet Mikity... [07:24] MIKIMOTO     That would be me. [07:27] AKIRA     Huh? [07:27] MIKIMOTO     I'm Mikimoto, AKA Mikity. [07:36] AKIRA     How did you clutter your place      up so much in one day? [07:39] XX     Huh? I just used what I needed     and it caused a mess. [07:43] AKIRA     Your life is what's a mess. [07:46] XX     Mean! You're such an ass! [07:49] XX     You poly bucket! Polyester! [07:51] AKIRA     That's not even an insult.     It's just a material. [07:55] XX     So, how'd the talks go? [07:57] AKIRA     They're serious about expanding the scale. [08:00] AKIRA     They want to promote Infinity Game     to the entire world. [08:04] XX     Wow! Treat me to something     when the money comes in. [08:06] AKIRA     Get a job. [08:08] XX     But that'd mean admitting defeat. [08:10] XX     I don't want to be a loser in life. [08:12] AKIRA     As a NEET, you already are. [08:15] XX     Wish someone would drop     a missile on Harajuku. [08:18] AKIRA     Work and buy your own missile. [08:20] XX     Maybe Tokyo Tower could fall. [08:23] AKIRA     Work and buy your own chainsaw. [08:25] XX     Am I gonna cut it down? Timber? [08:29] AKIRA     Time to call the cops. [08:32] AKIRA     What is this proposal? [08:34] AKIRA     Not this crap again. [08:36] AKIRA     In the end, I turned down 42-OMG. [08:40] AKIRA     I wanted to make my own game,     build my own world. [08:43] AKIRA     I wasn't about to take orders from anyone. [08:46] AKIRA     But then... [08:47] AKIRA     We suddenly entered the age of social media. SIGN    #travel #food     Comments     #game #newgame     Whoa, the graphics are so     good! Gonna hole up at     home from today     I've been waiting for today's     release! Gonna play it right     after work!     It's finally here! I've been     waiting for this!     Gonna be streaming from     8 PM! Come check it out!     I'm stuck! Someone tell     me how to beat the     mid-boss!     Is this a bug?     Controversy Thread [08:51] AKIRA     Infinity Game's popularity tanked,     and its player base dwindled. [08:56] AKIRA**     Having run out of funds, I joined     some random game company [09:00] AKIRA     and made random games to make ends meet. [09:07] AKIRA     Work, you deadbeat. [09:09] XX     Whoa, right off the bat? Unbelievable. [09:11] AKIRA     What's unbelievable is you calling me     in the middle of the workday, XX. [09:16] XX     I'm playing this mobile game you made, [09:19] XX     and my cows aren't producing milk. [09:21] AKIRA     Don't ask me, ask your cows. [09:23] XX     But you're the one who made these cows. [09:25] XX     You're responsible for them as     their creator. Admit they're yours! [09:29] AKIRA     I got taken off that game.     Not my problem anymore. [09:33] XX     You always get taken off games     as soon as you complete them. [09:37] AKIRA     Shut it. [09:39] XX     Aren't you gonna update Infinity Game yet? [09:42] XX     I've been waiting for so long. [09:45] AKIRA     Infinity Game's done for. [09:48] AKIRA     People these days have     abandoned intense death games [09:52] AKIRA     for social media dopamine hits,     online harassment, and shallow friendships. [09:57] XX     Akira, you're not suited to     doing work you don't care about. [10:02] AKIRA     Work is work, even if     you don't care about it. [10:04] AKIRA     I'm hanging up. I have to go meet clients. [10:11] AKIRA     "Not suited," huh? [10:13] AOKI     Are you Akira Oono? [10:18] AOKI     You seem like even more of     a pain in the neck than I'd heard. [10:22] AKIRA     Who are you? [10:25] AOKI     I'm Aoki. SIGN    Managing Director [10:27] AKIRA     Managing Director, 42-OMG? [10:30] AKIRA     You work with Mikity? [10:33] AOKI     You can only build that "world"     of yours at our company. [10:37] AKIRA     Wha? [10:38] AOKI     I had to come all this way     because Miki's such a softie. [10:42] AOKI     No idea what the President sees in you, kid. [10:47] AKIRA     This is about your offer     to expand Infinity Game, right? [10:51] AKIRA     I don't want anybody's help. [10:54] AOKI     Do you have the money, kid? [10:56] AOKI     That's what makes you just a brat. [10:59] AKIRA     I want to make my game the way I like! [11:02] AKIRA     I'm not letting anyone put     a collar on me for money! [11:08] AKIRA     The office... [11:14] AKIRA     What the heck is that? [11:16] AOKI     Quit gawking, Oono!     We're getting out of here! [11:19] AKIRA     But that— [11:19] AOKI     Just come with me! [11:29] AKIRA     I should've realized back then... [11:32] AKIRA     That somebody was making it my destiny     to run Infinity Game at 42-OMG. [11:45] AKIRAKUNAI     I've become the Demon Lord! [11:47] KUNAI     Huh? My voice changed, too. [11:49] KUNAI     Why have I become a character I created? [11:52] KUNAI     You're kidding me!     Why the hell am I this old man?! [11:56] AKIRA     Wait, calm down... [11:58] AKIRA     I shouldn't panic just yet. [12:00] AKIRA     This feels too real to be a dream. [12:03] AKIRA     Have I been summoned to another world,     like in all those manga and light novels? [12:08] AKIRA     That means I'm in another world,     which also means... [12:11] KUNAI     No! SIGN    Gloom [12:14] KUNAI     At least let me wipe     my hard drive before I go! [12:18] AKU     Old man... [12:19] KUNAI     Again, I'm not some old man! [12:23] AKU     You have to run. [12:25] KUNAI     Huh? [12:30] KUNAI     Wha... [12:37] KUNAI     Uh, is this a pet of yours or something? [12:41] KUNAI     You really ought to teach it     some manners and how to behave. [12:43] KUNAI     Run... it's a demon. [12:46] GREOLE     You feeble human!     I'll feast on your flesh and blood! [12:52] AKIRA     Scary! I gotta scram! [12:55] AKIRA     Huh? What am I doing? [12:57] AKIRA     What's wrong with you, Hakuto Kunai? [13:00] AKIRA     Why are you glaring at a monster? [13:00] GREOLE     You dare defy me? [13:02] GREOLE     You will regret your folly! [13:05] AKIRA     Ouch! [13:07] KUNAI     What the hell are you trying to pull? [13:09] GV     Automatic counter-attack activated.     Commencing attack. [13:12] GV     Revenge! [13:15] KUNAI     Sure-kill! [13:19] GV     Critical hit. [13:21] KUNAI     Breakthrough! Extreme Chain! [13:24] GV     Result unknown. The foe is already defeated. [13:27] KUNAI     Activating combat skill: Conqueror! [13:30] GV     Result unknown. The foe is already defeated. [13:33] KUNAI     Activating survival skill: Meditation. [13:36] GV     Success. Kunai's HP has recovered. [13:40] AKIRA     Wow, this is just like Infinity Game*. [13:44] AKIRA     What's going on? [13:46] KUNAI     Oh, I can move. [13:48] KUNAI     H-Hey, uh... [13:50] KUNAI     You know, it was self-defense.     I did nothing wrong. [13:55] AKU     D-Demon Lord, please don't eat me!     I'm not very tasty at all! [13:59] KUNAI     Huh? [14:00] KUNAI     Are you kidding me?     Who're you calling "Demon Lord"?! [14:05] KUNAI     I'm not some shady individual. [14:08] KUNAI     I've got nothing to do with a demon lord. [14:11] KUNAI     I've got a few questions for you.     Is that all right? [14:14] AKU     Yes. [14:15] KUNAI     Can you stand? [14:16] AKU     Yes, I'll stand! [14:22] KUNAI     I suppose I should start with your name. [14:25] KUNAI     If you don't mind,     could you tell me who you are? [14:27] AKU     M-My name is Aku. [14:30] KUNAI     Pfft! [14:31] AKIRA     The demon lord and Aku, meaning evil?     What a terrible duo. [14:34] KUNAI     That's a very nice name. [14:36] KUNAI     Have you heard of the country Japan?     Maybe even New York? [14:41] AKU     Sorry, I've never heard of them. [14:44] AKIRA     Figures. [14:45] KUNAI     I have more questions, [14:47] KUNAI     but first, how about you clean yourself up? [14:50] AKU     May I really use that water? [14:54] AKIRA     Is water a rare resource here? [14:56] KUNAI     Why wouldn't it be okay? [14:58] KUNAI     There's a lot of it.     You could even wash your clothes. [15:00] AKU     But I'm just a... [15:02] KUNAI     Hurry, Aku, and get on with it. [15:04] AKU     My apologies! I'll go right away! [15:06] KUNAI     Sorry, I just wanted to make that joke. [15:09] KUNAI     Take your time. [15:11] AKU     Oh, thank you very much. [15:15] AKIRA     Okay, what now? [15:17] AKIRA     In a game, I'd open my menu*     and check my stats. [15:22] AKIRA     Wait, I can? Seriously? SIGN    Insufficient coins to unlock [15:24] AKIRA     Okay, I'll switch to admin mode     and input my ID and password... [15:28] AKIRA     Yes! Got my administrator privileges... [15:31] AKIRA     but they're all locked. [15:33] AKIRA     Whatever. I got some skill points     in that battle, so I'll use those. [15:38] KUNAI     Craft low-grade items. [15:41] AKIRA     Soap is a projectile weapon,     and a bath towel is armor. [15:45] AKIRA     They're both trash items     that only give a plus one to stats, [15:49] AKIRA     but it takes five points to craft them? [15:51] KUNAI     Use these, Aku. [15:54] AKU     Huh? [15:57] AKIRA     She's a girl?! [15:59] AKU     Wait, is this that thing they call shabon? [16:02] AKU     May I really use this luxury item?     It's meant for nobles! [16:07] KUNAI     Yes, there's plenty more where that     came from. Feel free to use it as you like. [16:10] AKU     Thank you so much! [16:12] KUNAI     I'm going to take a quick look around. [16:14] AKIRA     What the hell? I assumed she was a boy     from her looks, but she's a tomboy? [16:18] AKIRA     Tell me sooner!     I might get canceled, you know! [16:21] AKIRA     Welp. How do I get back to my world? [16:25] AKIRA     Well, Hakuto Kunai is the final boss     and basically invincible, [16:29] AKIRA     so I shouldn't have any issues     for the time being. SIGN    Insufficient coins to unlock [16:31] AKIRA     But I can't do anything fancy     with my admin privileges locked. [16:35] AKIRA     Wait, can I go back to my world     if I unlock everything here, maybe? [16:40] AKIRA     Maybe it's like, I'll unlock one thing     every episode as I defeat foes, [16:45] AKIRA     and I'll go home in the final episode? [16:47] AKU     Thanks for waiting, Demon Lord. [16:49] KUNAI     I keep telling you, I'm no demon lord. [16:52] KUNAI     Whatever. Anyways, do monsters like     that last one pop up around here often? [16:56] AKU     Of course not! [16:57] AKU     If that showed up often, the whole     kingdom would get demolished! [17:01] KUNAI     What? You're saying he's     actually pretty dangerous?! [17:03] AKIRA     I was hoping to farm it for skill points. [17:06] KUNAI     Then, Aku, do you know where his den is? [17:09] AKU     I heard Greole used to be sealed     at the Wishing Shrine. [17:14] KUNAI     Would you be able to guide me there? [17:17] AKU     All right. [17:18] AKU     But I have an injured leg,     so it'll take a while. [17:22] KUNAI     I'll carry you, so ride on my back. [17:25] AKU     No way! You don't want someone     as filthy as me riding on your back! [17:29] KUNAI     Sorry, but I'm short on time. [17:32] KUNAI     I won't ask again. Hurry up. [17:35] AKIRA     You're so against it     that you cry? That really hurts... [17:38] AKU     For the longest time,     I've been a nuisance to the village. [17:42] AKU     Which is why I gather all the village's garbage     and throw out all the human waste. [17:47] KUNAI     In other words, you do garbage disposal     and water treatment, right? [17:50] KUNAI     It's a very important job. [17:52] AKU     The villagers say I'm dirty and smelly... [17:55] AKU     And then, they finally cast me out     as a sacrifice to Greole... [18:02] AKU     All the people in the village say     they'll get dirty if they touch me. [18:06] AKU     That's why— [18:10] AKU     W-Wait! Hold on! [18:12] AKU     If you touch me— [18:13] KUNAI     Nobody would get dirty     doing something like that. [18:17] KUNAI     With bodies like ours, all it takes is     a wash and we're as good as new. [18:22] KUNAI     Anyway, where's the shrine? [18:24] AKIRA     Whoa, she's bawling! [18:26] AKU     Are you really fine with touching me? [18:30] AKU     I... I... [18:32] KUNAI     Aku, you called me Demon Lord, did you not? [18:36] KUNAI     Do you think the Demon Lord can     be defiled by the likes of you? [18:41] AKU     No, of course not! [18:43] KUNAI     Then lead the way. [18:45] AKU     Thank you very much, Demon Lord. [18:48] AKU     This is the first time     I've touched anyone like this... [18:52] KUNAI     Don't you think you're     holding on a bit too tight? [18:55] AKU     I-I don't think so. [18:58] KUNAI     Is the Wishing Shrine one of those places     where you toss money in and pray? [19:03] AKU     I've heard that the Cherub     managed to seal Greole there. [19:06] AKIRA     Occult, is it? [19:08] AKU     Legend says it can grant     the wishes of those who visit. [19:11] AKU     I-If you go to the shrine, you could     obtain enough power to rule the world. [19:16] KUNAI     I don't want that power! [19:18] KUNAI     This the place? [19:19] AKU     Yes. [19:20] AKIRA     This smell... It's definitely bad news. [19:24] KUNAI     Aku, wait right here. [19:26] AKU     Okay. [19:36] AKIRA     What the hell is all this? [19:39] IDOL     Welcome. [19:41] IDOL     I appreciate you answering my call. [19:45] KUNAI     Was it you who summoned me here? [19:48] IDOL     It was those people, not me. [19:50] IDOL     "We wish for the Demon Lord to descend." [19:53] KUNAI     These guys? [19:56] AKIRA     You mean Kunai, who was called     the Demon Lord in Infinity Game*, [20:01] AKIRA     was summoned here along with me,     because I happened to be logged in? [20:05] IDOL     Greole, who had broken the seal,     slaughtered all of them. [20:10] IDOL     I fought him, and soon*     I shall disappear as well. [20:14] KUNAI     What? Can you just return me     to the world I came from first? [20:19] IDOL     I cannot grant that wish.     It defies a wish that was made. [20:23] KUNAI     Please! [20:25] IDOL     As you are my final visitor, [20:28] IDOL     I shall grant you this. [20:34] KUNAI     What... [20:35] KUNAI     is with this corny ring? [20:38] KUNAI     I can't take it off! [20:39] KUNAI     Don't give me this shit! It's so cringe! [20:41] KUNAI     Screw you, evil deity! [20:43] IDOL     Evil, huh? [20:45] IDOL     I was once very pure and a sight to behold... [20:47] IDOL     But many years of granting wicked     wishes to humans changed me into this. [20:52] IDOL     I pray that your... wish comes true... [20:55] KUNAI     Hey, get back here! [20:56] KUNAI     Send me home! [21:00] KUNAI     Oh, wow, I'd fallen asleep. [21:03] KUNAI     Drinking in the hot springs really hits hard. [21:05] AKIRA     So much happened,     almost in the blink of an eye. [21:09] AKIRA     I met some kids who grew attached to me, [21:12] AKIRA     ran into adventurers     I don't know how to describe, [21:15] AKIRA     kept getting messed with by those     three Holy Maidens of the Kingdom, [21:20] AKIRA     and summoned my trusty aides     and had them solve my issues. [21:25] AKIRA     And even after all that,     I'm no closer to going home. [21:30] AKIRA     Is this gauge building up or something? [21:34] AKIRA     Will it grant a wish once it's full? [21:37] AKIRA     Will it revive my party, [21:39] AKIRA     or give me a gyaru's panties? [21:41] AKIRA     Maybe I'll get home quicker filling this thing     instead of unlocking my admin powers. [21:47] AKIRA     After all, I did get it from     the idol in the Wishing Shrine. [21:50] AKIRA     But how do I fill up this thing, anyway? [21:54] LUNA     What are you doing here?! [21:56] LUNA     Are you trying to ambush and take me?     You perverted Demon Lord! [22:00] KUNAI     Oh, it's you, Luna. [22:02] KUNAI     This side is the men's bath today. [22:04] LUNA     Huh? [22:05] KUNAI     Want to join me while you're here? [22:07] KUNAI     I have sake and snacks. [22:09] LUNA     Why would I, you idiot?! SIGN    Next Episode 2 - ReStart Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] XX     I followed your lead... [00:04] XX     and made a game of my own! [00:07] AKIRA     XX, can you even code? [00:09] XX     Rude! I helped you on Oriental City     and with XXX, remember?! [00:14] AKIRA     XXX was the one who helped.     You just sat there and yapped. [00:18] XX     I was the lubricant that     kept things moving smoothly. [00:21] AKIRA     No wonder you keep slipping up. [00:23] XX     Woof! [00:25] AKIRA     So, what's your game like? [00:28] AKIRA     Let me see. [00:29] AKIRA     The heck are those? Fish? [00:31] XX     Look what happens when you do this. [00:33] AKIRA     Oh, a fish-raising sim? [00:35] XX     Nah, I just made something     random to kill time. [00:38] XX     Ain't it fun? [00:39] AKIRA     No, it definitely isn't. [00:42] XX     Seriously?! [00:43] XX     I'm hoodwinked and bamboozled that the     joy in this doesn't shine through! [00:48] AKIRA     Why's the human so oddly realistic? [00:50] XX     Funny, right? [00:52] XX     The fish are so desperate, lol. [00:54] AKIRA     What's so funny?! [00:56] XX     Ouch! [00:57] AKIRA     How do you win this game?     What's the endgame? [01:00] XX     Nothing. You just feed them for eternity. [01:02] AKIRA     This is stupid. Are you stupid? [01:04] XX     Why'd you say it twice? [01:05] AKIRA     You're so stupid. [01:06] XX     Third time's the charm?! [01:08] AKIRA     Man, you're completely stupid. SIGN    Episode 2 [02:43] LUNA     Eek! [02:46] AKIRA     What's going on at this hour? [02:51] AKU     Good morning, Demon Lord. [02:53] KUNAI     Morning, Aku. What was that? [02:56] AKU     It sounded like Sister Luna. [02:58] LUNA     M-My hair... My lovely bangs! [03:02] LUNA     I was just trying to snip the split ends! [03:05] TRON     An unfortunate accident. Cheer up. [03:09] KUNAI     Keep it down. It's too early for this. [03:11] KUNAI     Who cares about bangs? [03:13] LUNA     I care! And don't just     waltz into a lady's room! [03:17] LUNA     You pervy, long-haired old man! [03:20] AKIRA     Old man?! [03:23] KUNAI     I am not old! [03:26] KUNAI     I'm not! [03:30] TRON     Luna, are you okay? [03:33] LUNA     I'll kill him! [03:39] KUNAI     This is bliss. [03:41] KUNAI     Nothing beats a drink in the morning bath. [03:44] KUNAI     As long as I have this,     I don't need anything else. [03:47] AKIRA     Right. "Don't need anything else," huh? [03:50] AKIRA     Infinity Game's final boss—the Demon Lord     Hakuto Kunai's skills, in-game features, [03:56] AKIRA**     and my administrator privileges as the     developer... I can use them all freely. [04:01] AKIRA     Now, if I could use magic, that'd     be the icing on the cake. [04:05] AKIRA     The Kingdom of Holy Light has a     Medieval European feel and a warm climate. [04:09] AKIRA     Water is extremely rare here, and they follow     the metric system, for whatever reason. [04:13] AKIRA     Each day is 24 hours, and a year is 365 days. [04:17] AKIRA     I can even communicate with the locals. [04:19] AKIRA     It may be a different world, but I have no     issues because it closely resembles mine. [04:24] AKIRA     It's a convenient world. [04:26] AKIRA     Almost too convenient, like     some kind of half-baked RPG. [04:30] AKIRA     Somebody must've made it     this way on purpose. [04:33] AKIRA     But who? [04:35] AKIRA     The Idol that summoned me     at the Shrine of Wishes... [04:39] AKIRA     There are rumors that it used     to be angel known as Ophan. [04:42] KUNAI     But the dead tell no tales... [04:45] AKIRA     It's such a strange little world, this one. [04:48] AKIRA     Even the naming conventions are wack. [04:49] AKIRA     Killer Queen and Mount Fuji?     What the heck? [04:53] AKIRA     What are they, sumo wrestlers     named by some foreigner? [04:55] AKIRA     There was the bandit, O Wengoal, who     basically spoiled his own downfall. [04:59] AKIRA     Then we have Madam Shrimpfry Butterfly     and her twin sister Oysterfry Butterfly. [05:03] AKIRA     Just how much do they like fried foods? [05:05] AKIRA     The head noble Dona Dona, Madam's rival,     may get sent to slaughter. [05:10] AKIRA     What kind of messed-up evolutionary     process led to this civilization? [05:15] AKIRA     Well, I'm not one to talk. I get through     life using Infinity Game's features. [05:20] AKIRA     The items I create using my skill points     fetch extravagant prices for their rarity. [05:25] AKIRA     The music box, a useless item with an ATK     of one, costs 15 giant gold coins here. [05:31] AKIRA     Plus, I used Construct Base to     build a bunch of facilities. [05:35] AKIRA     Now I'm an entrepreneur who runs a     hospital and a hot springs resort. [05:39] AKIRA     The character change feature I     implemented for fun came in handy, too. [05:43] AKIRA     I created a joke 80s delinquent     character to play with, Zero Kirisame. [05:50] AKIRA     He can be useful in some scenarios. [05:52] AKIRA     I summoned my aides and let them     handle tasks I didn't have time for. [05:56] AKIRA     Capable of curing all illnesses     and healing all injuries, [06:00] AKIRA     there's the prodigious doctor and     scientist, Yu Kirino. [06:04] AKIRA     Aku's leg was as good as     new after she treated her. [06:07] AKIRA     Then there's the one aide I     made a genius, Isami Tahara. [06:12] AKIRA     I also made him blessed with guns     and dote over his little sister. [06:17] AKIRA     The story says he and his sister were     rescued by Kunai, so he can't defy me. [06:23] AKIRA     But they have pretty sharp minds. [06:25] AKIRA     They might realize someday that I'm not     Hakuto Kunai but Akira Oono the creator. [06:32] KUNAI     I should be careful. [06:34] AKIRA     There's no telling when I'll     get to go home to my world. [06:37] AKIRA     Until then, I need to make a solid     plan for surviving in this one. [06:46] SERVANT     Holy Maiden Killer Queen, [06:48] SERVANT     Angel White has returned. [06:50] QUEEN     She has? [06:52] WHITE     I'm home. [06:54] QUEEN     Where the hell have you been, sis? [06:59] QUEEN     Wha?! [07:00] QUEEN     What's with that halo?! [07:02] WHITE     Hehe. [07:03] QUEEN     Don't "hehe" me! That's an Angel's Halo! [07:07] QUEEN     What's going on here?! [07:08] WHITE     A certain individual bestowed it upon me. [07:12] (Flashback) KUNAI     This is something I'd like     to give you as a gift. [07:15] (Flashback) KUNAI     For not besmirching the Holy Maiden name. [07:17] (Flashback) WHITE     Wh-What in the world is that? [07:19] (Flashback) WHITE     Why do you have an Angel's Halo? [07:27] (Flashback) KUNAI     Devote yourself as to not     bring shame to this halo. [07:31] (Flashback) KUNAI     And know that I am not your enemy. [07:34] (Flashback) WHITE     Wait... [07:37] (Flashback) WHITE     An Angel's Halo? [07:40] (Flashback) WHITE     Why would a Demon Lord have this? [07:47] QUEEN     S-Sis... [07:48] QUEEN     She's looking like a bitch in heat! [07:50] WHITE     "Bitch in heat"? Excuse me? [07:52] QUEEN     You reek of man. Who was it? [07:56] WHITE     Wh-Why would I have to tell you that? [07:58] QUEEN     He must have a Holy Sword or something,     if he managed to make you fall for him. [08:02] QUEEN     Or wait, does he have dragon... [08:05] WHITE     Dragon? That's more your thing! [08:07] QUEEN     Huh? You got a problem with Sir Zero? [08:10] QUEEN     I told you over and over how amazing he is! [08:17] (Flashback) ZERO     Tsk! What kind of weaklings are you,     menacing women and children? [08:21] (Flashback) SATANIST     That bastard must be the Holy Maiden's goon! [08:23] (Flashback) ZERO     Considering you're a bunch     of cowards harassing women, [08:26] (Flashback) ZERO     you don't deserve to know my name! [08:29] QUEEN     "W-Woman"? [08:30] QUEEN     He called me a woman?! [08:32] (Flashback) SATANIST     Get him! [08:34] (Flashback) ZERO     It's go time, punks! [08:40] (Flashback) ZERO     Dance for me! [08:42] GV     Second skill: [08:43] GV     Hand-to-Hand Combat. [08:48] (Flashback) ZERO     Don't you know? [08:50] (Flashback) ZERO     None can flee from the dragon! [08:53] GV     Third skill: [08:55] GV     Final Phoenix. [09:05] (Flashback) ZERO     You gutless worms are a thousand years     too early to face the dragon. [09:09] QUEEN     He's so cool! [09:12] (Flashback) ZERO     You all right over there, woman? [09:13] (Flashback) QUEEN     Y-Yes! [09:15] (Flashback) ZERO     You're damn reckless. [09:17] (Flashback) ZERO     Why's a woman going up     against guys with weapons? [09:19] QUEEN     H-He's worried about me? [09:22] (Flashback) ZERO     If that trash ever messes with you again,     you just let me know. [09:25] (Flashback) ZERO     I'll come running to rescue you. [09:29] QUEEN     I can't take it! He's slaying my heart!     I'm dead four times over! [09:33] (Flashback) QUEEN     U-Um... [09:35] (Flashback) QUEEN     W-Would you be so kind as     to tell me your name, please? [09:38] (Flashback) ZERO     I'm Zero. Zero Kirisame. [09:41] (Flashback) QUEEN     Sir Zero Kirisame! [09:46] QUEEN     I finally found him... The man of my destiny! [09:49] WHITE     I'm not saying I have a problem     with your taste in men. [09:52] WHITE     It just isn't what I'm into. [09:54] QUEEN     Anyway, let me see this guy. [09:56] QUEEN     I'll give him a passing grade if     he makes it through my beatings. [09:59] WHITE     What makes you think your     approval is necessary? [10:02] QUEEN     Because I don't like it.     Let me kick his ass! [10:05] WHITE     Kick his...? Do you have any     pride at all as a Holy Maiden? [10:09] QUEEN     Why would I? [10:11] WHITE     You really don't?! [10:21] PATIENT A     Doctor Yu's medicine made     my back pain go away. [10:26] PATIENT B     My fracture healed in no time, too. [10:29] PATIENT C     Above all else... [10:30] PATIENT C     Doctor Yu is stunning! [10:33] CHILD     Bye-bye! [10:39] YU     Chief. [10:40] KUNAI     How's it going, Yu? [10:41] YU     The hospital is steadily     building a reputation. [10:44] YU     They say we can fix any     and all health issues. [10:47] KUNAI     You're doing great. [10:49] KUNAI     With you around, this village     will be healthy and strong. [10:52] YU     Thank you for your kind words. [10:54] YU     I would also like to ask for     a reward, if you don't mind. [10:58] KUNAI     A reward? [10:59] YU     Can we have dinner together? [11:01] YU     I developed a new strain of yeast     that can produce delicious liquor! [11:05] KUNAI     Y-You did? That's exciting news. [11:09] YU     It is! [11:10] HELPER     Doctor! [11:11] HELPER     He fell at the construction site! [11:13] YU     Oh no. [11:14] YU     Take him to the treatment room. [11:19] YU     Developing pharmaceuticals is great, [11:20] YU     but so is performing surgery! [11:23] YU     I'm in a good mood today, [11:26] YU     so I'll cut him up real nice, as a treat! [11:28] YU     Ah, the perfect specimen! [11:31] PATIENT A     He'll be fine with Doctor Yu treating him. [11:34] PATIENT B     She's a goddess. [11:36] AKIRA     If they knew what she was really     like, they'd stay far away from her. [11:40] YU     Nice! Very nice! [11:44] LUNA     Wow, this is huge! [11:46] KYON     You mustn't, Luna-sama.     You'll get dirty, hop. [11:49] MOMO     Leave the field work to us, bunny. [11:52] LUNA     It's fine. I'll be good as new if I wash up. [11:55] LUNA     Thanks to the Demon Lord, we have     access to water from the well. [11:59] LUNA     And there's unlimited     hot spring water, as well. [12:01] MOMO     We appreciate the thought, bunny. [12:04] KYON     You need only to give us instructions, hop. [12:07] LUNA     I'm just happy, you know. [12:09] KYON     Hop? [12:10] LUNA     I became a Holy Maiden and was     put in charge of Rabby Village, [12:13] LUNA     but it was infertile land that     didn't produce much crop. [12:16] LUNA     But look at it now. [12:19] KYON     It's all thanks to the Demon Lord. [12:21] LUNA     No, it's all thanks to me! I took him     under my wing and put him to work! [12:26] KYON     Y-You're right, hop! [12:27] LUNA     Also... [12:29] LUNA     It's thanks to you all. [12:31] LUNA     You bunnies are the only     ones who can grow carrots. [12:36] MOMO     We're the ones who     should be thankful, bunny. [12:39] KYON     We're demihumans who wouldn't normally     be allowed to live in the Kingdom, hop. [12:45] KYON     They say that long ago,     the Cherub loved and adored us. [12:50] KYON     That's the only reason we     were able to survive, hop. [12:53] MOMO     And you're the only one who treated     us kindly without scorning us, bunny. [12:59] LUNA     It's the opposite. [13:01] LUNA     I was given this demihuman     village because of who I am. [13:05] LUNA     When I was little,     I had a demihuman friend. [13:10] LUNA     That's why I was made responsible for     this place. It was a form of harassment. [13:15] LUNA     That's all. [13:17] LUNA     Yeah, that's really all. [13:28] (Flashback) EAGLE     Wait up, Luna! [13:30] (Flashback) LUNA     Come on, Eagle, hurry up and run! [13:33] (Flashback) LUNA     If we don't get there soon,     all the bread will be gone! [13:35] (Flashback) EAGLE     I-I understand that, but... [13:37] (Flashback) LUNA     We need to make good use of the copper     coins the Holy Maiden gave us. [13:41] (Flashback) LUNA     I can't focus on my     magic studies when I'm hungry! [13:45] (Flashback) LUNA     Let's go! [13:47] (Flashback) EAGLE     W-Wait... [13:51] (Flashback) EAGLE     Luna, magic is the only thing that     can make you act responsible, huh? [13:55] (Flashback) EAGLE     Hmm? What's wrong? [13:56] (Flashback) EAGLE     Oh, this store is famous, isn't it? [13:59] (Flashback) LUNA     It's so frustrating... [14:00] (Flashback) EAGLE     What? [14:01] (Flashback) LUNA     Someday, I'm going to eat here     every day, whenever I want. [14:05] (Flashback) EAGLE     You and I both know that's pretty impossible. [14:08] (Flashback) LUNA     You're so used to losing because     you give up before you even try! [14:12] (Flashback) EAGLE     I don't know what to tell you... [14:14] (Flashback) NOBLEA     Hey now. [14:15] (Flashback) NOBLEA     What are poor, filthy rats     like you doing in a place like this? [14:18] (Flashback) NOBLEA     At least walk at the edge     so we won't have to look at you. [14:22] (Flashback) NOBLEB     The current Holy Maiden is a pain. [14:25] (Flashback) NOBLEB     She is too kind to the lowly scum. [14:28] (Flashback) NOBLEA     This brat thinks she can glare at us. [14:31] (Flashback) NOBLEB     That explains the animal stench. [14:33] (Flashback) NOBLEB     Now my meal is completely ruined. [14:35] (Flashback) EAGLE     Luna... [14:36] (Flashback) LUNA     I'll make you regret this. [14:38] (Flashback) NOBLEA     Did you say something? [14:40] (Flashback) LUNA     When I'm older, I'm lined up     to join the Holy Church. [14:43] (Flashback) LUNA     I'll become a Holy Maiden. [14:45] (Flashback) LUNA     And when I do, I'll make you regret     everything you've just said to us. [14:50] (Flashback) NOBLEA     You've gone nuts, brat.     I've had enough of your— [14:54] (Flashback) NOBLEA     What? No way! [14:57] (Flashback) LUNA     I would just love to get your names. [14:59] (Flashback) NOBLEA     H-Hmph! I'm not introducing myself to rats! [15:05] (Flashback) Luna     Here. [15:07] (Flashback) EAGLE     Are you really going to join the Holy Church? [15:11] (Flashback) LUNA     I won't just join. [15:14] (Flashback) LUNA     I'm going to be a Holy Maiden! [15:17] (Flashback) EAGLE     A Holy Maiden... [15:19] (Flashback) LUNA     And when I do, I wouldn't mind     taking you in as my servant. [15:24] (Flashback) EAGLE     Servant? [15:25] (Flashback) LUNA     Just you watch. [15:27] (Flashback) LUNA     The Angels will surely smile upon me! [15:32] (Flashback) EAGLE     Yeah, I'm sure they will. [15:37] (Flashback) ENVOY     I'm here to receive you on     orders from the Holy Church, [15:40] (Flashback) ENVOY     Madam Luna Elegant. [15:42] (Flashback) LUNA     Welcome. I've been expecting you. [15:45] (Flashback) ENVOY     You are to undergo training     to become a Holy Maiden. [15:50] (Flashback) ENVOY     Please prepare to depart. [15:51] (Flashback) LUNA     Wait. I should mention that I have     a servant I'd like to bring along. [15:56] (Flashback) ENVOY     Ah, yes, that kid. [15:58] (Flashback) LUNA     Where has that idiot been since last     night? It's our long-awaited fresh start. [16:04] (Flashback) ENVOY     That individual is no     longer part of our world. [16:07] (Flashback) ENVOY     They were executed. [16:10] (Flashback) ENVOY     Research revealed they were     a demihuman, you see. [16:13] (Flashback) LUNA     Eagle was... a demihuman? [16:17] (Flashback) ENVOY     To think they infiltrated the Holy Capital... [16:20] (Flashback) LUNA     But I know they didn't     do anything bad at all! [16:24] (Flashback) ENVOY     Being demihuman     is a sin in and of itself. [16:27] (Flashback) ENVOY     Are you not someone who's striving     to become a Holy Maiden? [16:30] (Flashback) ENVOY     In that case, you must be more     careful with whom you associate. [16:34] (Flashback) LUNA     Is Eagle... really dead? [16:37] (Flashback) ENVOY     Do you truly believe our Kingdom     would let demihumans live? [16:46] MOMO     A big haul! [16:46] LUNA     I'll make sure this village     prospers and thrives! [16:50] KUNAI     Oh? [16:51] KUNAI     A wonderful mindset, I must say. [16:53] LUNA     Y-Y-You! [16:55] LUNA     How long have you been there?! [16:56] KUNAI     I appreciate you taking the reins     of the village's development. [16:59] KUNAI     I expect good things. [17:01] LUNA     What are you saying?     This is my land! [17:04] LUNA     You're the one who should get to work! [17:06] KUNAI     But I am working. [17:08] KUNAI     Money is flowing into     our coffers as we speak. [17:12] LUNA     Wha? [17:14] NOBLELADYA     Madam Butterfly, what is     this oriental artwork? [17:18] SHRIMPFRY     Oh, please. This is a type     of door called "fusuma." [17:22] NOBLELADYB     A door?! [17:23] NOBLELADYC     But touching it every time you enter     or exit will ruin the artwork! [17:26] SHRIMPFRY     Its beauty evolves with time. [17:30] SHRIMPFRY     All things must pass, as they say. [17:32] KYON     We welcome you all to the Rabby     Village's hot springs resort, hop. [17:37] MOMO     It's the number one resort in the     Kingdom of Holy Light, bunny. [17:39] MOMO     Please make yourselves at home, bunny! [17:44] NOBLELADYC     I can't believe we can use so much water. [17:48] NOBLELADYD     Hot springs are the ultimate luxury. [17:50] NOBLELADYE     What is this soap? [17:52] NOBLELADYE     My hair was so dry, but now it feels rich! [17:56] NOBLELADYF     I love this bubbly bath. [17:58] NOBLELADYF     It feels as though I'm melting into it. [18:00] NOBLELADYG     This is my first time having a bedrock bath. [18:04] NOBLELADYA     I'm never leaving this place. [18:07] NOBLELADYB     Yes, I too wish to stay here. [18:10] SHRIMPFRY     I know exactly what you mean. [18:12] SHRIMPFRY     You will not find this brand of     luxury anywhere else in the world. [18:20] SHRIMPFRY     I'm not letting them get away now. [18:22] SHRIMPFRY     These ladies offered many a priceless     item in order to come here. [18:26] SHRIMPFRY     And yet, he... [18:28] (Flashback) SHRIMPFRY     Huh? [18:29] (Flashback) SHRIMPFRY     You want to go 50-50? You mean     you'll give me half of the profits? [18:33] (Flashback) KUNAI     Indeed. It would be a problem if     you didn't benefit from this, too. [18:38] (Flashback) SHRIMPFRY     A problem? How so? [18:41] (Flashback) KUNAI     If we both need one another     for both of us to profit, [18:45] (Flashback) KUNAI     that reduces the risk of any backstabbing. [18:48] (Flashback) KUNAI     You understand that best, don't you? [18:53] SHRIMPFRY     That man is different from any     other I've encountered so far... [18:57] SHRIMPFRY     in mindset and his go-getter nature. [18:59] SHRIMPFRY     He will someday stand atop this     Kingdom and the whole continent. [19:08] AKIRA     "I'll make sure this village     prospers and thrives," huh? [19:14] KUNAI     Message Tahara. [19:17] KUNAI     Can you hear me, Tahara? [19:18] ISAMI     Is that you, Chief? [19:21] ISAMI     Done with your morning bath? [19:23] KUNAI     Listen up. Take the items     Madam Shrimpfry offers up [19:26] KUNAI     and sell them at a discount to the merchant     named Manden in the town of Yahoo. [19:31] KUNAI     Make him think he'll make a killing if     he maintains a relationship with us. [19:35] ISAMI     Is that the merchant     you sold the music box to? [19:38] ISAMI     You want him to spend his     profits on our items, right? [19:43] KUNAI     Use that money to maintain     and expand the Rabby Village. [19:47] KUNAI     Spare no expense on the     bunnies' needs and salaries. [19:52] KUNAI     Turn this village into one that rains gold. [19:54] ISAMI     Is this to build a reputation,     as you mentioned? [19:58] KUNAI     Well, yes, but that's not all. [20:01] ISAMI     Okay, I get it. [20:02] ISAMI     That's our Chief. You're a scary guy. [20:06] KUNAI     Hmm? Anyway, take care of it. [20:09] ISAMI     Roger that. [20:11] AKIRA     That should do it. [20:12] AKIRA     Though, I get the feeling Tahara's     misunderstanding something again. [20:16] ISAMI     He wants to turn a once-decrepit     village into one that rains gold? [20:21] ISAMI     That'd make it the target of much     envy from surrounding villages. [20:24] ISAMI     And, eventually, they'll go,     "What are our lords doing?" [20:29] ISAMI     "We get taxed heavily and     receive nothing in return." [20:31] ISAMI     This is a non-military invasion. [20:35] ISAMI     An invasion where the targets     come and ask to be annexed. [20:41] ISAMI     The Chief is one scary dude.     Always has been. [20:45] ISAMI     Heaven forbid! [20:57] AKIRA     I can't sleep! [20:59] AKIRA     This village will grow on its own. [21:02] AKIRA     I've laid all the groundwork. [21:04] AKIRA     The only concern I have now... [21:06] AKIRA     is the fact that I can't counter magic. [21:10] AKIRA     Magic didn't exist in     Infinity Game, after all. [21:14] AKIRA     I want items that will counteract     magic for me, just in case. [21:24] KUNAI     I'm leaving the Kingdom     for a bit, for research. [21:26] KUNAI     Yu, I'm leaving you in     charge of the hospital. [21:29] KUNAI     Do what you can to build our reputation. [21:32] YU     Certainly. Leave everything to me. [21:34] KUNAI     Tahara, the village itself     will be in your hands. [21:38] KUNAI     If there's an emergency,     send me a message any time. [21:42] ISAMI     Roger that. [21:43] KUNAI     I have one more order for you. [21:46] KUNAI     If anyone approaches and intends     to harm the village, erase them. [21:50] KUNAI     Leave none alive. Got it? [21:54] ISAMI     Understood. [21:57] YU     Chief... Won't you please come home soon? [22:02] ISAMI     He just left! [22:08] YUKIKAZE     A trip with Mister, just the     two of us! I'm so happy! [22:12] MIKAN     Uh, could you not     forget that I'm here too? SIGN    Next Episode 3 - ReCycle Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] KUNAI     Idjit Republic? [00:03] KUNAI     Is that really what the nation's called? [00:05] MIKAN     Can't say I dislike the honesty. [00:08] MIKAN     You complain too much, you know? [00:10] KUNAI     And what's the town's name? [00:13] KUNAI     Please don't tell me it's Conan. [00:15] MIKAN     Rookie. That's where the Prison Labyrinth is. [00:19] KUNAI     Rookie, huh? I take it beginners     flock to this place. [00:24] KUNAI     By the way, Mikan. [00:25] KUNAI     Why is Yukikaze lying on my lap? [00:28] MIKAN     Don't ask me. I'm not the mom here. [00:30] MIKAN     Besides, you're the one who asked us to     join you in your search for magical items! [00:34] MIKAN     Then bear with... [00:38] MIKAN     You saw? [00:41] KUNAI     The only thing my eyes see     is the open, vast skies. [00:45] MIKAN     Quit with the random asides! [00:46] MIKAN     You had the eyes of a man     of culture for a sec! [00:49] KUNAI     Well, twilight forms part of the sky. [00:52] MIKAN     You even got the color right! [00:54] KUNAI     I'm talking about the sky. [00:57] KUNAI     What are you even on about? [00:59] MIKAN     Why am I surrounded by these people?! [01:03] YUKIKAZE     Mmm, your knee is rock hard, mister. [01:07] KUNAI     Stop babbling and lick on this. [01:10] AKIRA     Ice Candy. SIGN    Ice Candy [01:11] AKIRA     It's a trash item that only recovers 7 MP. [01:14] AKIRA     But in this scorching hot     land, it is a luxury item. [01:18] YUKIKAZE     Your stick tastes sweet. I     want to lick it some more. [01:19] MIKAN     Can I leave now?! [01:22] KUNAI     Anyway, "Prison Labyrinth"     is a rather foreboding name. [01:26] YUKIKAZE     It has a gaol deep underground. [01:30] KUNAI     Oh? So it was originally a facility     to keep something imprisoned? [01:34] YUKIKAZE     Who knows? [01:35] YUKIKAZE     Do you prefer to play the     jailer? Or the prisoner? [01:38] KUNAI     Neither. I dislike the very     concept of entrapment. [01:43] YUKIKAZE     You're so cool, mister. [01:45] MIKAN     Yeah, right. Listen to yourself. [01:47] MIKAN     You're one to talk when     you've got us trapped here. [01:49] YUKIKAZE     Mikan prefers to be on the receiving end. [01:51] YUKIKAZE     She's into candle wax, too. [01:53] KUNAI     Oh? Far be it from me to meddle     in one's fetishes, but... [01:56] KUNAI     Don't go overboard. [01:57] MIKAN     These idiots... [01:59] MIKAN     I'm so done with them! SIGN    Episode 3 [03:34] KUNAI     So this here is Rookie, huh? [03:36] KUNAI     Seems pretty prosperous, don't you think? [03:38] MIKAN     Adventurers who earn big bucks in the     labyrinth pay taxes here, after all. [03:43] MIKAN     Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not     trying to fill you in or anything. [03:46] MIKAN     I'm just talking to myself. [03:48] KUNAI     I appreciate it. [03:50] KUNAI     I like people who make     up for the things I lack. [03:54] MIKAN     I don't want you to like me.     Talking to myself again there. [03:58] KUNAI     That's too bad. [03:59] KUNAI     I was going to invite you to the     salt mikan bath as thanks for today. [04:03] MIKAN     What? That sounds cool! [04:04] MIKAN     Oh, just talking to myself again. [04:07] YUKIKAZE     Mikan likes mikan. [04:09] YUKIKAZE     She likes playing with herself.     You know what that means. [04:12] MIKAN     Shut up, Yukikaze! [04:14] VILLAGERS     Hey, the hero came back this year! [04:17] KUNAI     Hero? You have a hero? [04:20] MIKAN     Of course we do.     How clueless are you? [04:24] YUKIKAZE     The Imperial State of     Right has two Holy Braves. [04:28] AKIRA     Holy Braves? [04:30] AKIRA     Wow, that's kinda cool. [04:32] VILLAGER A     Sir Brave! [04:33] VILLAGER B     Look this way! [04:34] VILLAGER C     White... pure white! [04:37] VILLAGER D     He looks majestic riding his white steed. [04:39] KUNAI     Hmph, a hero riding a white horse? [04:42] KUNAI     How stereotypical... [04:45] AKIRA     Is he on his way back from Comiket?! [04:48] KUNAI     Please tell me it's "hero" and not "ero." [04:52] MIKAN     Sir Otamega is a hero through and through. [04:55] KUNAI     What an awful name. [04:57] YUKIKAZE     Sir Otamega is also known     as the White Comet. [05:01] AKIRA     He's probably just pale from     never leaving his room. [05:04] YUKIKAZE     The other Brave is known as the Red Devil. [05:08] KUNAI     You've got the colors mixed up! [05:10] YUKIKAZE     Sir Otamega has three aides, [05:12] YUKIKAZE     Artema, Mashroom, and     Kaia: the White Tri-Stars. [05:17] KUNAI     Where do I even begin?! [05:19] OTAMEGA     Please line up and wait your turn. [05:24] KUNAI     Distributing food to the poor? [05:27] KUNAI     Does the Brave always do this? [05:29] MIKAN     Yeah, though he spends half the     year traveling the northern lands. [05:33] MIKAN     He's really amazing. [05:35] KUNAI     Is it to build popularity? [05:36] KUNAI     Or are Braves duty-bound     to perform such tasks? [05:40] MIKAN     How cynical are you? [05:42] MIKAN     Sir Otamega has been told to     stop by the State of Right, [05:45] MIKAN     but he still feeds the kids out of pocket. [05:50] YUKIKAZE     I heard criticism that he meddles     in foreign affairs to curry favor. [05:55] KUNAI     Oh? [05:59] DONA     Is that true? [06:01] DONA     The Demon Lord has left     the village of Rabby? [06:04] AZURE     Yes, Lord Dona. [06:05] AZURE     He traveled north and is     confirmed to have crossed the border. [06:07] DONA     Great. Send men to Rabby     Village right away, then. [06:11] DONA     Let's see... Milligan should do perfectly. [06:14] AZURE     But didn't Holy Maiden Angel White     forbid us from doing this? [06:19] DONA     She forbade making contact     with the Demon Lord, [06:22] DONA     not investigating the     village while he's away. [06:29] DONA     Have them investigate its treasures... [06:31] DONA     and see if it has any valuables like the     musical box Madam Oysterfry won in auction. [06:35] AZURE     As you wish, sir. [06:41] AZURE     Milligan, did you kidnap     another girl from the slums? [06:45] MILLIGAN     Don't glare at me like that, Azure. [06:49] MILLIGAN     I'm just having a little fun, y'know? [06:52] MILLIGAN     I'm not hurting her or anything. [06:54] MILLIGAN     'Cause she's long dead. [06:56] AZURE     I believe I warned you not to put     Lord Dona's reputation at risk. [06:59] MILLIGAN     Don't be such a spoilsport. [07:01] MILLIGAN     I mean, Boss Dona messes     around more than anyone. [07:04] AZURE     You have orders from Lord Dona. [07:06] AZURE     Head to Rabby Village on an investigation. [07:09] MILLIGAN     Hey, I finally get to play with the bunnies? [07:12] MILLIGAN     That's great news. [07:14] AZURE     Milligan, I said it's an investigation. [07:16] MILLIGAN     Boss Dona wouldn't be such a damp squib. [07:19] MILLIGAN     He's telling me to go have fun, right? [07:22] AZURE     It's an investigation. [07:25] AZURE     Please refrain from twisting his words. [07:29] MILLIGAN     Fine. [07:30] MILLIGAN     Yeesh. Such scary eyes. [07:38] AZURE     Bury her. [07:41] AZURE     With respect. [07:42] SERVANT     Sir. [07:44] OTAMEGA     Mister, what have you got tonight? [07:47] SHOP     Wheat porridge for three copper.     Four if you don't have a bowl. [07:51] OTAMEGA     With the bowl, please. [07:58] OTAMEGA     The price has gone up since last year. [08:00] OTAMEGA     The fried potato, too. [08:02] OTAMEGA     The price has gone up two coppers,     but the portion size has shrunk. [08:05] KUNAI     Oh? Is that so? [08:07] OTAMEGA     The oil is awful. [08:09] OTAMEGA     And this porridge is watery and has     lost its savory taste. [08:12] KUNAI     You really pay attention to the details. [08:16] OTAMEGA     Not as much as you. [08:18] KUNAI     You're an intriguing guy. [08:20] KUNAI     Fake good deeds done     are better than good deeds undone. [08:23] OTAMEGA     Fake, huh? I can't really argue that. [08:26] KUNAI     Don't misunderstand.     I'm complimenting you. [08:29] OTAMEGA     I'm just doing what I want to do. [08:33] KUNAI     Are you attached to your ideals? [08:36] OTAMEGA     This is belated, but I'd     like to know your objective. [08:39] KUNAI     I want you on my team. [08:42] OTAMEGA     I appreciate the offer, [08:45] OTAMEGA     but I find you terrifying. [08:47] OTAMEGA     To tell the truth, I haven't stopped     trembling ever since I felt your gaze upon me. [08:52] KUNAI     Sorry about that. [08:54] KUNAI     I prefer to verify everything     with my own eyes. [08:58] OTAMEGA     As do I. [09:01] OTAMEGA     Could you show yourself? [09:03] KUNAI     Dispel camouflage. [09:07] KUNAI     I'm developing Rabby Village right now. [09:10] OTAMEGA     I heard about it many a time     on my travels... [09:13] OTAMEGA     that the Demon Lord had appeared     in Kingdom of Holy Light. [09:16] KUNAI     You did? [09:17] OTAMEGA     In my memories, Rabby was a poor village, [09:20] OTAMEGA     and the bunnies lived     highly impoverished lives. [09:23] KUNAI     That's all in the past now. [09:26] KUNAI     I'd like to have your support someday. [09:30] KUNAI     No, I will have it. [09:33] OTAMEGA     Phew. Could he be any more scary? [09:38] LUNA     They've grown bigger and     more shapely than before. [09:41] LUNA     Now they're elegant carrots     befitting of my village. [09:44] ISAMI     I don't think elegance     has any bearing on food. [09:48] LUNA     Don't show up out of nowhere! [09:50] LUNA     You stalker! [09:54] ISAMI     Looks like a bumper crop. We could     expand the farms at this rate. [09:58] ISAMI     Very impressive. [09:59] LUNA     S-So, when is he coming back? [10:03] ISAMI     Hm? [10:03] LUNA     Y-You know, him. Him. [10:06] ISAMI     Oh, you mean the chief? [10:09] ISAMI     Sheesh. First Yu, now you? [10:13] LUNA     Huh? [10:13] ISAMI     Well, I'll let him know you miss him. [10:16] LUNA     Wh-Why would I miss him?! [10:19] ISAMI     Yeah, yeah. [10:21] MIKAN     This is the entrance to the Prison Labyrinth. [10:25] YUKIKAZE     The labyrinth of love. [10:27] YUKIKAZE     Once you're trapped, you can never get out. [10:30] MIKAN     We'll get you in as our porter. [10:33] KUNAI     Me? Carry your stuff? [10:35] YUKIKAZE     You aren't registered as an adventurer. [10:38] KUNAI     Very well. Let's go with that. [10:44] MIKAN     You'd better carry the weight! [10:46] MIKAN     I'll teach you what being an adventurer is— SIGN    lift... [10:51] YUKIKAZE     Why would he do her before me? [10:54] MIKAN     L-Let me go! I-I wasn't     telling you to carry me! [10:57] YUKIKAZE     Mikan, you're dead. [10:59] MIKAN     Hey! [11:04] AKIRA     This is the Prison Labyrinth.     Who created this thing? [11:08] KUNAI     There are so many people here that     this all feels very pedestrian. [11:12] YUKIKAZE     The first three floors get lots of traffic. [11:14] YUKIKAZE     The numbers dwindle after that. [11:17] AKIRA     Huge! Gross! [11:19] MIKAN     A sand snail? Takes me back. [11:22] YUKIKAZE     Reminds me of my rookie days. [11:24] MIKAN     Time to hunt it for old times' sake! [11:30] KUNAI     Does the shell fetch a decent price? [11:32] MIKAN     That's right. It gets crushed and mixed in soil. [11:35] KUNAI     I see. It makes construction material? [11:37] YUKIKAZE     Makes things rock hard. They     fetch five coppers for three. [11:41] MIKAN     And an even better price right before war. [11:44] YUKIKAZE     Transport, Snow Trolley. [11:49] YUKIKAZE     Put it in, mister. [11:52] YUKIKAZE     Stick that hard, stiff— [11:54] KUNAI     Suck on this. [11:57] KUNAI     How do they dispose of the monster     corpses? They'll rot if left alone. [12:01] MIKAN     They disappear after some time. [12:02] KUNAI     Disappear? But the shell won't? [12:06] MIKAN     The spoils don't. [12:08] KUNAI     Why not? [12:09] MIKAN     Don't ask me. [12:10] AKIRA     How convenient... or sloppy. [12:13] AKIRA     This, too, is so very RPG-like. [12:17] MIKAN     That noise! It's a monster parade! [12:19] YUKIKAZE     Festival time! [12:20] KUNAI     A festival? [12:22] MIKAN     All right! Let's go, you guys! [12:25] YUKIKAZE     The time has come, and so has Mikan. [12:27] KUNAI     A festival, huh? Better     join in on the fun, then. [12:35] MIKAN     Yeah, bring it! [12:37] KUNAI     Ah, so it's a massive outbreak of monsters. [12:40] YUKIKAZE     One of these helped me make     ends meet in the past. [12:43] KUNAI     It's like a temporary bonus, right? [12:52] ADVENTURER1     Damn, it's a tinpot! [12:53] ADVENTURER2     Somebody stop it with magic! [12:55] ADVENTURER3     Does nobody here have any traps?! [13:02] YUKIKAZE     Mister. [13:04] YUKIKAZE     Rookies can't handle that thing. [13:09] MIKAN     All of you, get back! [13:13] MIKAN     I'll take this one... [13:15] GV     Sodom's Flames. [13:20] KUNAI     Pardon me. [13:22] KUNAI     You may return to the festivities now. [13:26] YUKIKAZE     You may. [13:28] MIKAN     Hey, don't just leave me behind! [13:31] ADVENTURER     Who was that? [13:32] FADV1     He was so dandy! [13:34] FADV2     Was that his lover with him? [13:36] FADV3     Damn it! Is it the looks? [13:38] FADV3     Do looks matter most, after all?! [13:43] MILLIGAN     Is that Rabby Village? [13:45] MILLIGAN     I thought it'd be more rundown, but whatever. [13:51] MILLIGAN     Okay, time to help myself     to some little bunnies. [13:59] ISAMI     Heya, buddy. [14:02] ISAMI     Where do you think you're going? [14:04] MILLIGAN     The hell is that? [14:05] ISAMI     You don't really have to answer. [14:09] ISAMI     But, you know, formalities. [14:11] MILLIGAN     Man, I got lost in the dark. [14:15] MILLIGAN     Could you let me— [14:16] ISAMI     Oh, yeah? [14:23] YU     Hey, Tahara, don't rough up my specimens. [14:26] ISAMI     Does it matter? You're gonna cut,     slice, and chop 'em up anyway. [14:30] YU     You are truly thoughtless. [14:33] YU     You have no idea how to handle guinea pigs. [14:36] ISAMI     And I'm perfectly fine with that. [14:40] MILLIGAN     What's wrong? Back me up here! [14:42] YU     Oh, I'm sorry to say... [14:44] YU     Your friends in the back are in here. [14:54] MILLIGAN     N-No! Don't hurt me! [14:56] MILLIGAN     We were lost, really! [14:58] ISAMI     Dude, weren't you spying on the     village from this afternoon? [15:02] MILLIGAN     No! I just got here... [15:05] ISAMI     Yeah? Tron, what color do you see in him? [15:09] TRON     A really muddy one. [15:11] TAHARA     Sigh... Waste water after     a painting job, huh? [15:14] TRON     He's lying. He's guilty. [15:18] ISAMI     Figures. My gut tells me he's     the scum of the earth, too. [15:25] YU     Come, let's go. I'm thinking     I'll turn you into fertilizer. [15:30] MILLIGAN     Let me go! Please— [15:31] YU     I'm growing a new strain of plant now. [15:34] YU     It's a cute little thing that grows by     absorbing nutrients from the human body, [15:37] YU     and it has really pretty flowers. [15:40] ISAMI     Wow. [15:41] YU     I want to gift those flowers to the chief. [15:44] YU     Tahara, the chief will like it... won't he? [15:49] ISAMI     I-I bet. [15:50] YU     I thought so! [15:52] YU     When I tried it on his companions, [15:54] YU     the pain inflicted made the flower's     color more vibrant, I think. [15:58] ISAMI     S-Sounds about right. [16:00] TRON     Bye-bye. [16:02] YU     Do your best to please the chief, okay? [16:05] YU     I'll put in the work, too. [16:07] MILLIGAN     S-Spare me. [16:11] YU     You fool. [16:13] YU     Have you ever spared anyone     that begged for their life? [16:17] YU     No, right? [16:18] MILLIGAN     Eek... please... [16:18] YU     So I won't, either. [16:21] YU     You will die not as a     human, but as vegetation. [16:25] YU     Soon, you'll forget how to speak. [16:28] MILLIGAN     No! Not like this! [16:31] YU     Lately, I've been thinking... [16:34] YU     Even ants have no right to be trampled     by the chief and soil his shoes. [16:40] YU     They ought to get out of     his way, don't you think? [16:46] YUKIKAZE     Mister's rock hard... [16:52] AKIRA     Time to do what I came for. [16:55] KUNAI     Instant Movement: Prison Labyrinth. [17:05] KUNAI     You guys again? [17:08] KUNAI     You don't learn, do you? [17:11] GV     Sodom's Flame. [17:14] KUNAI     But you're good for farming skill points. [17:20] BANDIT A     Yo, check it out. [17:23] BANDIT A     We found another idiot in here by himself. [17:26] BANDIT B     Lots of marks today. We're in luck. [17:29] KUNAI     I'd ask what you want, but     I think I know already. [17:33] BANDIT B     Smart guy. [17:35] BANDIT B     Leave all your money and scram. [17:37] KUNAI     I doubt you'd let me go even if I did. [17:42] BANDIT A     That one resisted, and now look. [17:44] BANDIT B     Don't wanna end up like     that, right? Pay up, then. [17:48] KUNAI     Trying to reason with you is a waste of time. [17:50] KUNAI     Very well! [17:52] BANDIT B     Sleep. [17:55] AKIRA     Magic? Damn it... [18:01] BANDIT A     Wh-What? [18:03] GV     Sodom's Flame. [18:20] KUNAI     What did you do to me, scum? [18:23] BANDIT A     No... m-my face... [18:32] KUNAI     Magic? What a bothersome world. [18:35] BANDIT B     S-S-Spare me! [18:37] BANDIT B     I won't do it anymore! You     can have all my money! [18:40] KUNAI     You scum always make the same mistake. [18:43] KUNAI     Begging for your life only works when     you're up against a merciful opponent. [18:51] KUNAI     Foolish creator. [18:53] KUNAI     They need to entertain me more. [18:57] KUNAI     Wait... [18:58] KUNAI     I suppose they are causing enough chaos. [19:08] AKIRA     Crap! He just did whatever he wanted. [19:11] AKIRA     Don't just go around killing people. [19:15] AKIRA     Huh? The corpses are gone. [19:17] AKIRA     In these caves, even human bodies     disappear after some time, huh? [19:28] AKIRA     The heck is that? [19:29] AKIRA     It's this thing's doing. [19:31] AKIRA     This ring seeks to bring chaos     and destruction to the world. [19:35] AKIRA     Grant its wish, and it will grant yours. [19:39] AKIRA     But I won't let you have your way. [19:51] KUNAI     If anyone's wish is to come true, [19:54] KUNAI     it will be mine. [20:05] AKIRA     Seriously? [20:07] AKIRA     Isn't this a gun? [20:10] KUNAI     Wow... [20:12] KUNAI     I should get Tahara to take a look at it. [20:21] KUNAI     What's this? [20:24] AKIRA     It's basically a factory. [20:33] AKIRA     Are those adventurers and monsters     that died on the other floors? [20:51] AKIRA     I see... So this is a recycling plant. [20:57] AKIRA     Is that an invite? [21:01] KUNAI     So? [21:03] KUNAI     What do you want from me? SIGN    Let's play, Demon Lord SIGN    I'll play with you, Demon Lord [21:30] KUNAI     You've shown your true colors. SIGN    I'll play with you, Demon Lord SIGN    I'll kill you, I'll play with you SIGN    I'll kill you, I'll play [21:40] KUNAI     You sit here in this stupid factory     and act like you're a king? [21:44] KUNAI     Simply ridiculous. [21:50] GV     Sodom's Flame. [21:56] KUNAI     I don't know who you are, but     let me tell you one thing: [22:01] KUNAI     Nothing is impossible for     me and my Great Empire. [22:09] AKIRA     I thought this was just some other     world, but things are getting interesting. SIGN    Next Episode 4 - ReCruit Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] LUNA     After a hard day's work, nothing soothes     the soul more than hot springs. [00:05] KYON     Yeah. Hot springs are amazing, hop. [00:08] MOMO     The Demon Lord is great for     building this place, bunny. [00:11] LULU     No, wrong! [00:13] LULU     I, the Holy Maiden, am the one     who's great for bringing him here! [00:17] LULU     These hot springs only exist because of me! [00:20] MOMO     R-Right, Miss Luna, bunny! [00:23] KYON     We're so blessed to have you here, hop! [00:27] LUNA     That's right. [00:28] LUNA     Your lives are happy     because I have this power. [00:33] LUNA     If only I'd had it back when I was a child... [00:38] LUNA     Maybe she'd still be alive. [00:42] LUNA     Eagle... SIGN    The New Queendom of Xenovia SIGN    Episode 4 [02:22] KNIGHTA     Keep walking, you heretics. [02:24] KNIGHTA     How dare you traitors reject     the righteous light! [02:27] KNIGHTB     You have the gall to defy     us? Know your place! [02:31] KNIGHTB     Tch, filthy demihuman. [02:34] KNIGHTB     On your feet! [02:36] KNIGHTB     Just the sight of you defiles my eyes! [02:48] KNIGHTB     You demihumans are useless other     than as sacrifices to the devil. [02:55] TEMPLAR     I must say, Archpriest. [02:57] TEMPLAR     This is quite the escort for simply     getting border-passing rights. [03:01] ARCHBISHOP     We must show off the glorious     light of the State of Right. [03:06] ARCHBISHOP     The little girl in charge of this     country has been acting cocky. [03:09] TEMPLAR     "The Conqueror of the North," was it? [03:12] TEMPLAR     Quite the vain heretic. [03:16] ARCHBISHOP     When she was but ten years old, [03:18] ARCHBISHOP     she drove her own father into     exile and took his throne. [03:23] ARCHBISHOP     That is why they call themselves     the "New Queendom." [03:27] TEMPLAR     I see. [03:28] ARCHBISHOP     Not long after, she annexed     the surrounding states [03:31] ARCHBISHOP     and came to be called the     Conqueror of the North. [03:35] ARCHBISHOP     But she will soon kneel     before our righteous light. [03:38] TEMPLAR     The papal crown has its     sights on Xenovia too? [03:42] ARCHBISHOP     That is not for you to know, Chief Templar. [03:45] TEMPLAR     My apologies. [03:47] ARCHBISHOP     Now, time to give the little     girl a light greeting. [03:55] ARCHBISHOP     It's been ages, Queen Beatrice     of the New Queendom of Xenovia. [04:03] ARCHBISHOP     What?! [04:04] ARCHBISHOP     Is this really the girl I met before? [04:08] BEATRICE     Well done coming all this way. [04:11] ARCHBISHOP     I am beyond thrilled to see     you well, Your Majesty. [04:16] BEATRICE     I'll give you the right to pass. [04:18] BEATRICE     You may leave now. [04:20] ARCHBISHOP     That's all she has to say to an     envoy of the righteous light? [04:24] ARCHBISHOP     And what's with the mockery in her eyes?! [04:27] ARCHBISHOP     You certainly seem to be very busy. [04:29] ARCHBISHOP     This old man will leave     your presence right away. [04:33] ARCHBISHOP     But just one thing... [04:34] ARCHBISHOP     I'm truly amazed by your growth. [04:37] ARCHBISHOP     You still had traces of your     childlike innocence last I saw you. [04:42] ARCHBISHOP     How time flies, I suppose. [04:45] KONGMING     It pleases me to hear     you praise our queen's growth. [04:51] KONGMING     I'm Kongming, chief advisor     to Her Highness Beatrice. [04:56] ARCHBISHOP     A pleasure to meet you. [04:57] KONGMING     Stay and watch Her Highness     work, if you please. [05:00] KONGMING     I would love to hear your     opinion, Archbishop. [05:03] ARCHBISHOP     Oh? Are you sure you want     an outsider listening in? [05:09] KONGMING     I'm sure it would serve as a fine souvenir     to take back to the State of Right. [05:16] BEATRICE     Make your reports. [05:17] RETAINERA     Your Majesty, about the farmland     water shortage I reported before... [05:23] RETAINERA     We'd like to start a large-scale     irrigation project. [05:25] BEATRICE     Understood. You may go ahead. [05:28] RETAINERB     For the recent epidemic measures, [05:30] RETAINERB     we are running out of funds,     which may delay our plans. [05:35] BEATRICE     I'll divert some funds from the treasury. [05:37] RETAINERC     We'd like to expand the ranches     to raise military horses. [05:41] BEATRICE     You have full authority on the matter. [05:43] RETAINERD     The R&R facility for soldiers     injured in action... [05:46] BEATRICE     I read the proposal. Proceed as planned. [05:49] RETAINERE     General Muller reports that the Milk nomads     are plotting something by the border. [05:55] BEATRICE     Raze a few of their gers.     Rest assured. [05:59] BEATRICE     I'll take full responsibility. [06:01] ARCHBISHOP     What? No deliberation? [06:04] ARCHBISHOP     She moves things along at such a rapid pace? [06:08] ARCHBISHOP     If we waste any time, she'll pull     the rug from beneath our feet. [06:15] KONGMING     You're departing in quite the hurry. [06:18] KONGMING     Did something urgent come up? [06:20] ARCHIBISHOP     I'd advise you not to get too haughty. [06:22] ARCHIBISHOP     The day our righteous light swallows     up the Archipelago Union is near. [06:26] KONGMING     Is that so? [06:29] ARCHBISHOP     Oh, right. One of the slaves in our     convoy is somewhat interesting. [06:35] KONGMING     Interesting, how? [06:36] ARCHBISHOP     She's a demihuman and used to serve a     Holy Maiden in the Kingdom of Holy Light. [06:42] KONGMING     A Holy Maiden's servant? [06:44] ARCHBISHOP     Believe it or not, she's falconfolk:     half-falcon, half-human. [06:49] KONGMING     Oh? [06:50] KONGMING     I thought the Kingdom of Holy Light and     the State of Right had friendly relations. [06:56] KONGMING     Wouldn't making a Holy Maiden's servant     a slave sour that relationship? [07:02] ARCHBISHOP     A Holy Maiden would never     have a demihuman by her side. [07:05] ARCHBISHOP     And if she did, that would     be the real scandal here. [07:11] ARCHBISHOP     A demihuman like that deserves to be     eliminated by our righteous light. [07:24] KONGMING     Your Majesty, I hate to     interrupt your break... [07:28] BEATRICE     I'm so done! [07:30] BEATRICE     That old dude kept staring     at my legs! What a creep! [07:33] BEATRICE     It was so gross how he said I'd     grown while looking at my legs! [07:36] BEATRICE     I had chills the entire time he was here! [07:37] KONGMING     Your Majesty, please refrain from this     behavior in front of the other retainers. [07:41] BEATRICE     Screw that! I'm done! [07:44] BEATRICE     I'm taking the day off tomorrow! [07:47] KONGMING     Queens don't get days off! [07:50] BEATRICE     Then you be the queen. [07:53] BEATRICE     I'm gonna retire. [07:54] KONGMING     Enough, Beatrice! [07:56] KONGMING     There's no replacing the queen! [07:59] BEATRICE     This is all because you exiled my dad! [08:02] KONGMING     If we'd let that fool rule this     country, it'd be done for! [08:06] BEATRICE     And why does that mean     I gotta be the queen?! [08:09] BEATRICE     You take responsibility, boss! [08:11] KONGMING     Will you get over the past already?! [08:15] BEATRICE     I'll never forget how you     bullied me, your assistant. [08:17] BEATRICE     You even took my money sometimes! [08:20] BEATRICE     You're a monster, boss. A real demon! [08:23] KONGMING     Stop it! Forget those memories at once! [08:25] BEATRICE     I'll never forget how you made me go     buy you cigars in the freezing rain! [08:30] KONGMING     No! Forget that! [08:34] KONGMING     Just listen up, Beatrice. [08:37] KONGMING     The State of Right convoy is     transporting an interesting person! [08:40] BEATRICE     Interesting, how? [08:42] KONGMING     A demihuman who used to serve     a Holy Maiden of Light. [08:46] KONGMING     We'll use this intel to drive a     wedge between Right and Light. [08:51] BEATRICE     I don't care about the     stupid Kingdom of Light... [08:53] KONGMING     Listen, something strange is     going on in that country. [08:56] KONGMING     A Demon Lord and a     dragonkin showed up there. [08:59] BEATRICE     There's a demon lord behind me right now. [09:01] KONGMING     Why, you little! [09:05] BEATRICE     Boss Demon Lord... I can't breathe! [09:08] KONGMING     Leaking this info will probably     cause a rift between the two. [09:13] KONGMING     Remember this so that we don't slip up. [09:16] BEATRICE     Don't wanna. I'm gonna forget it right away. [09:19] KONGMING     Then why do you remember useless     details of the past?! [09:22] BEATURICE     You'll never understand how lonely it     feels to eat alone in the bathroom! [09:27] KONGMING     No, please forget that! [09:29] KONGMING     Hell, you better forget! [09:43] HANZO     This place is developing, and fast. [09:46] HANZO     They're not even using any slaves. [09:49] HANZO     How is this possible? [09:55] AKU     Please wait, Tron! [09:57] HANZO     A devilkin? [09:59] TRON     There's a new souvenir shop.     Must try its offering at once. [10:03] AKU     You mean the new kind of     steamed bun called manju? [10:07] TRON     No, the radium eggs. [10:08] TRON     It's a type of boiled egg     with hardened yolks. [10:11] AKU     What? Eggs are valuable enough by themselves, [10:13] AKU     and they have this strange     new way of cooking them? [10:16] TRON     That's why we must hurry.     I'm sure you'll love it too. [10:20] AKU     Right! [10:20] HANZO     Hello there. [10:24] HANZO     A knight has asked me to deliver     this letter to the Holy Maiden, [10:28] HANZO     so I came here to Rabby Village... [10:32] TRON     A strange color. Wait here. [10:35] AKU     Wait for me, Tron! [10:38] HANZO     What was that all about? [10:44] HANZO     This resembles the architecture     of my people out in the east. [10:48] ISAMI     Are you the one wanting to see Luna? [10:51] ISAMI     I'm Tahara, the supervisor here. [10:53] HANZO     I've brought a letter for the Holy Maiden. [10:56] ISAMI     Yeah? I'll take it, then. [10:59] HANZO     Okay. [11:00] ISAMI     How do you like the village? [11:02] ISAMI     It's developing well, don't you think? [11:04] HANZO     Huh? [11:06] ISAMI     Tell your bosses that if they wanna     team up, they better make it quick. [11:20] HANZO     This might be more trouble than I expected. [11:25] SHADOW     How did it go, Lady Hanzo? [11:28] HANZO     Don't call me that. [11:29] SHADOW     Huh? [11:30] HANZO     Call me Cocoa! [11:32] SHADOW     Um, that's very informal. [11:34] SHADOW     Hanzo is a name steeped in tradition     and passed down leaders of our clan. [11:39] HANZO     I've had it with being called     Hanzo! It's so not cute! [11:43] SHADOW     You're barking up the wrong tree... [11:45] HANZO     Imagine you're a young girl     and people call you Hanzo! [11:50] SHADOW     U-Understandable, Lady Cocoa. [11:52] HANZO     Make it cuter! Put your heart into it! [11:55] HANZO     Say it with love and affection! Cocoa! SIGN    Love SIGN    Affection SIGN    Co SIGN    Coco SIGN    Cocoa [11:59] SHADOW     I hate to be the bearer of bad news... [12:02] SHADOW     But you're being a massive     pain right now, Lady Hanzo. [12:05] HANZO     Again, stop calling me that! [12:09] HANZO     Anyway, what is the deal     with that Tahara guy? [12:14] SHADOW     Should we go undercover to investigate? [12:17] HANZO     No. [12:18] HANZO     They know about us, and they have     this mysterious lady on their side. [12:22] HANZO     It was obvious from a glance. [12:25] HANZO     She had a terrifying aura, like she had     demons hidden away in that coat of hers. [12:31] HANZO     We need to talk to Lady Kongming again. [12:33] HANZO     We're leaving Rabby Village     for the time being. [12:36] SHADOW     Ma'am! [12:46] AKIRA     It's not of this era, nor is it anything     like the guns I saw in my past life. [12:53] AKIRA     How do you even load this thing? [12:56] AKIRA     I came here looking for magical items,     but all I found was this one gun. SIGN    I'll play with you, Demon Lord SIGN    I'll kill you, I'll play with you SIGN    I'll kill you, I'll play [13:11] GV     Sodom's Flame. [13:14] KUNAI     "I'll play with you," huh? [13:16] KUNAI     Lots of problems on my plate. [13:19] AKIRA     I'll have Tahara take a look at this     once I go back to the village. [13:24] AKIRA     The village... [13:25] AKIRA     I'll have to deal with     them again when I get back... [13:29] AKIRA     She's been behaving lately, [13:31] AKIRA     but if it's to research the human body, [13:33] AKIRA     she'll cut open a million of us with     a smile. The mad doctor, Yu Kirino. [13:39] AKIRA     And, because I made him a genius, [13:42] AKIRA     this man's mind is always thinking     a hundred steps ahead—Isami Tahara. [13:47] AKIRA     He believes the Demon Lord of the Great     Empire has a grand plan in place, [13:51] AKIRA     so he keeps trying to read     between the lines with me. [13:54] AKIRA     At this rate, my mind and heart won't last. [13:58] AKIRA     I should summon another aide. [14:01] KUNAI     Administrator privileges. [14:04] AKIRA     Now, who do I pick? SIGN    Takefumi Nomura     Akane Fujisaki     Ren Miyaoji     Shizuka Matoba     Masaru Katou [14:06] AKIRA     I should go ahead and summon an idiotic— [14:08] AKIRA     I mean, an endlessly     carefree and cheery aide. [14:12] AKIRA     Good idea. [14:13] AKIRA     The nimble aide with lots of     skills suited to espionage! SIGN    Takefumi Nomura     Akane Fujisaki     Ren Miyaoji     Shizuka Matoba     Masaru Katou [14:19] KUNAI     Akane Fujisaki, appear before me! [14:27] KUNAI     Welcome, Akane. [14:31] AKANE     Huh? It's Hakuto! [14:33] AKANE     Where are we? [14:35] KUNAI     Uh, it'd be easier to show you than to explain. [14:41] AKANE     Hey, wait! I'm not a cat! [14:44] AKANE     I may be as cute as one, though! [14:46] KUNAI     Omni Travel. [14:49] AKANE     What is this? A new area? [14:52] AKANE     Talk about high-budget. [14:54] KUNAI     Look closely, Akane. [14:57] KUNAI     Infinity Game's arenas didn't     have such huge lizards. [15:01] AKANE     Hey, hey! [15:03] AKANE     There's even a big castle. [15:06] KUNAI     It's called the Holy Castle. We're     in the Kingdom of Holy Light. [15:10] AKANE     Holy Light? [15:12] AKANE     Sorry, I'm an idiot. I've     never heard of this country. [15:16] KUNAI     Of course you haven't. This isn't our world. [15:20] AKANE     It's not the Great Empire?! [15:22] AKANE     What happened to our Nightless City, then? [15:25] KUNAI     Where do I even begin? [15:31] KUNAI     Firstly, I found myself in a huge forest, [15:35] KUNAI     and it was so green, it didn't     even feel like I was dreaming. [15:37] AKANE     Wha? [15:40] AKANE     Oh, wow! We're in a fantasy world! [15:44] AKANE     Not that I get why, but this should be fun! [15:47] KUNAI     Fun, eh? [15:51] AKANE     A hero summoning! [15:52] AKANE     Or wait, in your case, it'd     be a Demon Lord summoning! [15:57] KUNAI     I'd like to complain about the way you     said it, but I think you're close. [16:01] AKANE     If you're the Demon Lord, then     I guess I can be the hero? [16:05] KUNAI     Why would you turn on me?! And     they already have heroes. [16:08] AKANE     What? But I'm the better choice! [16:11] AKANE     I'm cute and strong! [16:13] KUNAI     I'm almost envious of your empty brain. [16:17] KUNAI     Omni Travel. [16:20] AKANE     And what's this place? [16:23] KUNAI     I'm showing you that this world     isn't just fun and games. [16:27] AKANE     I see. Makes sense. [16:29] KUNAI     This world has many countries and     states we know nothing about. [16:34] KUNAI     Even races other than humans     known as monsters and demons. [16:39] KUNAI     There might even be gods here. [16:43] KUNAI     Even here, we're surrounded by foes, [16:46] KUNAI     just like in the world with the Great Empire. [16:49] AKANE     Right. [16:50] AKANE     If they're against us, then     we'll just fight them. [16:53] AKANE     But... [16:56] AKANE     What do you want to achieve in this world? [17:00] AKIRA     I... [17:02] AKIRA     I want to reclaim all my     administrator privileges. [17:07] AKIRA     The privileges that ruled the whole world     from Nightless City in the Great Empire. [17:13] AKIRA     They symbolize the 15 years I     spent developing Infinity Game*, [17:17] AKIRA     my blood, sweat, and tears,     and my very identity.* [17:22] AKIRA     But what happens after I get them back? [17:25] AKIRA     I may be able to return to my world then. [17:28] AKIRA     But there's no guarantee. [17:30] AKIRA     Besides, do I even want to go back? [17:34] KUNAI     Let's see... [17:36] KUNAI     Once the smoke clears, and     the world is peaceful... [17:38] AKANE     What then? [17:40] KUNAI     It might not be a bad idea to live     together with you guys in Nightless City. [17:44] AKANE     Yeah? [17:46] AKANE     I see, I see. [17:49] AKANE     Oh, look, Hakuto. There's     a weird bird up here. [17:53] KUNAI     I take you seriously for once,     and this is how you respond? [17:56] AKANE     Someone's producing water     from that magic circle! [18:00] KUNAI     This world contains powers     commonly known as magic. [18:03] AKANE     Tell me, Hakuto. [18:05] AKANE     Do you think we can use magic too? Can we? [18:08] KUNAI     Highly unlikely. [18:10] AKANE     What?! But it'd be so much fun! [18:18] ORGAN     Found you, [18:20] ORGAN     Demon Lord. [18:26] TRON     Oh, there he is. [18:31] ISAMI     Hey there, old dude. How's it going? [18:33] OWENGOAL     Wha? You're no spring chicken yourself! [18:36] OWENGOAL     I have a name, and it's a     good one! It's O Wengoal! [18:40] ISAMI     Doesn't feel very good     to me. So, how about it? [18:44] OWENGOAL     I got intel from a thief group in Utius. [18:47] OWENGOAL     They said the Archbishop     of the State of Right [18:49] OWENGOAL     is transporting a convoy of over 300 slaves. [18:52] OWENGOAL     And? Is the girl we talked about among them? [18:55] OWENGOAL     Yeah. There was a demihuman, a falconfolk. [19:00] ISAMI     Bingo, huh? Things are gonna get rocky. [19:04] ISAMI     Here's your reward as agreed, old dude. [19:07] OWENGOAL     Thanks... [19:08] OWENGOAL     Wait! [19:09] OWENGOAL     H-Hold up! What is this?! [19:12] ISAMI     Is that not enough? [19:13] OWENGOAL     It's ten times what we agreed! [19:15] ISAMI     Better that than not enough, right? [19:17] ISAMI     You'll make tons working with us. [19:19] OWENGOAL     Why, you... Hmm? [19:21] LUNA     You there! [19:23] OWENGOAL     Eek! [19:24] LUNA     Is what you just said true?! [19:26] OWENGOAL     Th-The demihuman? Yeah, it's true! [19:29] ISAMI     Which means that letter the     girl brought was credible, too. [19:34] ISAMI     It might be worth trusting that the     demihuman was once the Holy Maiden's servant. [19:39] LUNA     Then... she's alive... [19:44] LUNA     Hold out your hand. [19:48] OWENGOAL     Ouch! [19:51] OWENGOAL     Gah! What are you doing?! [19:54] LUNA     Punishing a sinner. [19:57] LUNA     O Cherub, please show mercy to this     irredeemable bearded potbelly. [20:08] LUNA     That should do it. [20:09] ISAMI     Was that some kind of ritual? [20:12] ISAMI     Is that thing important? [20:14] LUNA     Huh? Not really. Just my original custom. [20:17] ISAMI     Wha? [20:18] LUNA     I'm much better than my sister, at least. [20:21] LUNA     I hear she pressed Mount Fuji's bloodied     face onto the contract with her feet. [20:26] ISAMI     You don't say... [20:28] LUNA     Anyway, I'm off. [20:32] YU     Are you sure about this? [20:34] ISAMI     I doubt she'd listen if I stopped her. [20:36] YU     But... [20:37] ISAMI     Don't worry. [20:38] ISAMI     The Chief told me to overlook a thing or two. [20:41] YU     I see. [20:42] YU     If anything, I guess she would be an asset. [20:46] ISAMI     Yeah. The Chief always has a plan. [20:53] SHRIMPFRY     Wait, Luna. [20:54] LUNA     What? [20:55] LUNA     Not even you can stop me this time, Madam. [20:59] SHRIMPFRY     I would never be so boorish. [21:01] SHRIMPFRY     You should take my carriage. [21:04] LUNA     Huh? [21:05] SHRIMPFRY     It'd cause a furor if a Holy Maiden's     carriage crossed the borders. [21:09] SHRIMPFRY     You would never be allowed free passage. [21:13] SHRIMPFRY     But it'd be different if you     slipped by as part of my convoy. [21:17] SHRIMPFRY     In return, there's lots I'd     like you to purchase for me. [21:21] LUNA     Thank you, Madam! You have my thanks! [21:25] SHRIMPFRY     My, my, it's not every day     that you thank someone. [21:30] LUNA     H-Hey, I'm not that ungrateful! [21:36] OLD BUTLER     This way, Miss Luna. [21:39] SHRIMPFRY     Say, Luna. [21:41] SHRIMPFRY     May I ask what your dream is? [21:44] LUNA     I'm going to become the world's number     one princess and brag to my friend! [21:49] SHRIMPFRY     A very, very admirable dream. [21:53] SHRIMPFRY     Safe travels, Luna. [21:55] LUNA     Yeah. I'll be back! [22:00] LUNA     Wait for me. I'm gonna save you for sure, [22:03] LUNA     Eagle! [22:11] EAGLE     Luna... SIGN    Next Episode 5 - ReMind Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] EAGLE8     Great news. [00:04] EAGLE8     I can't believe Luna is going     to join the Holy Church. [00:08] EAGLE8     She'll actually get to     live a decent life now. [00:11] (Flashback) LUNA     I wouldn't mind taking you in as my servant. [00:14] EAGLE8     I wish she had said "attendant" instead. [00:16] EAGLE8     I hope she really becomes a Holy Maiden. [00:20] EAGLE8     I finished her gift. [00:22] EAGLE8     I hope Luna likes it. [00:25] (Flashback) KNIGHT     Eagle. [00:28] (Flashback) KNIGHT     Are you Luna's so-called friend? [00:31] (Flashback) EAGLE8     Yes. [00:32] (Flashback) KNIGHT     Apprehend her. [00:39] (Flashback) EAGLE8     What are you doing? [00:42] (Flashback) KNIGHT     Eagle, you are hereby sentenced to death. [00:53] (Flashback) CROWD     Don't let that demihuman live! [00:54] (Flashback) CROWD     Kill her! [00:58] (Flashback) EAGLE8     Why? I didn't do anything wrong. [01:00] (Flashback) EAGLE8     Tell me why! [01:03] (Flashback) KNIGHT     Did you really think you could     fool us, you damned demihuman? [01:12] (Flashback) KNIGHT     A Falconfolk, of all things? [01:15] (Flashback) KNIGHT     The Cherub considered Falconfolk very     dear, which led to demons targeting them. [01:22] (Flashback) KNIGHT     The demons' attacks caused     untold demihuman casualties, [01:25] (Flashback) KNIGHT     and even Beastkin decided to     exile the cursed Falconfolk. [01:29] (Flashback) KNIGHT     And you are a reminder, and     harbinger, of that misfortune! [01:32] (Flashback) KNIGHT     Begone from our world! [01:35] (Flashback) PRIEST     Wait one moment. [01:37] (Flashback) PRIEST     Cease this execution. [01:39] (Flashback) KNIGHT     But why? She's a demihuman! [01:42] (Flashback) PRIEST     Lady Obaba's decision. [01:44] (Flashback) PRIEST     The execution is canceled.     She will be exiled instead. [01:49] (Flashback) KNIGHT     Are we showing mercy to a     member of the cursed species? [01:52] (Flashback) KNIGHT     Also, if that girl does become     a Holy Maiden someday, [01:54] (Flashback) KNIGHT     her link to a demihuman     could harm her reputation! [01:57] (Flashback) PRIEST     If she is exiled, it's unlikely     they'll ever meet again. [01:59] (Flashback) PRIEST     Who knows if she will even survive? [02:02] (Flashback) PRIEST     Anyway, stop the execution and     transfer her to the border. SIGN    Episode 5 [03:44] EAGLE     When I was eight, [03:46] EAGLE     I was exiled from the Kingdom of Holy Light. [03:49] EAGLE     I spent the few years after that     drifting across various lands. [03:53] EAGLE     I stole, and was stolen from, [03:56] EAGLE     and hid among the poor to survive. [03:59] EAGLE     Even then, I'd often hear rumors of the Holy     Kingdom of Light's Golden Holy Maiden. [04:04] EAGLE12     Luna... [04:06] EAGLE12     She really became a Holy Maiden! [04:08] EAGLE     Luna's exploits and her promising     future kept me going, [04:12] EAGLE     and I continued to live strong     despite not having much. [04:15] EAGLE12     Even when we lived on the     streets, you shone brightly. [04:20] EAGLE     My memories with Luna were a shining     ray of hope amidst all the despair. [04:24] EAGLE     Its brilliance kept me fighting through life, [04:28] EAGLE     but ruin came all too suddenly. [04:32] EAGLE     My wings grew too large. [04:34] EAGLE     I couldn't keep them hidden. [04:38] EAGLE     Humans feared me for being     demihuman and persecuted me. [04:42] EAGLE     Unable to approach settlements anymore, [04:44] EAGLE     I found myself a cave and     lived there like an animal. [05:11] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     Where is the demihuman?! [05:14] (Flashback) VILLAGER     There are no demihumans here. [05:16] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     You will pay dearly if     we find out you're lying. [05:19] (Flashback) VILLAGER     It's true. We drove the cursed     Falconfolk out of the village. [05:24] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     How dare you try to trick     us, the Right Knight Order! [05:27] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     Get them! [05:32] (Flashback) KNIGHTA     This is what you get for lying. [05:34] (Flashback) KNIGHTB     We'll be collecting a hefty fine. [05:36] (Flashback) KNIGHTB     It's what you get for     associating with demihumans. [05:39] (Flashback) VILLAGER     Please don't do this, sir knights! [05:41] (Flashback) EAGLE12     Oh no... I'm sorry. [05:43] (Flashback) EAGLE12     I'm so sorry! [05:51] EAGLE     I left the continent and flew     across the sea in desperation. [05:55] EAGLE     And among the countless islands     in the Archipelago Union [05:59] EAGLE     I found a tiny deserted     one that'd be my hideout. [06:23] EAGLE     The fishing villagers thanked me for my help, [06:26] EAGLE     and we formed a connection. [06:28] EAGLE     They provided me food, clothing, and     other items I needed to survive. [06:41] EAGLE     And I used my demihuman powers [06:44] EAGLE     to protect the humans from beasts     such as bears and wolves. [06:50] EAGLE     Those were happy days, [06:52] VILLAGEGIRL     Here, Eagle. [06:52] EAGLE     it was almost as if my times     with Luna had returned. [06:56] (Flashback) EAGLE     Thank you. [06:57] EAGLE     But... they didn't last long. [07:03] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     We're here to subjugate you heretics     in the name of the State of Right! [07:08] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     All troops, charge! [07:20] (Flashback) EAGLE     Stop it! [07:30] EAGLE     Again... Yet again, I had brought     misfortune wherever I went. [07:35] EAGLE     I really must be cursed. [07:38] EAGLE     The hatred against us Falconfolk     accumulated and became a curse, [07:44] EAGLE     and it now haunts me. [07:49] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     Enough! [08:02] (Flashback) VILLAGEGIRL     Eagle! [08:05] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     Don't kill her! Capture her alive! [08:10] (Flashback) VILLAGEGIRL     Eagle... [08:16] (Flashback) VILLAGEGIRL     Eagle! [08:22] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     What's the matter? Finished already? [08:25] EAGLE     Luna... [08:27] EAGLE     I'm sick and tired of it all... [08:34] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN     Filthy demihuman. [08:37] (Flashback) EAGLE     No. [08:39] (Flashback) EAGLE     My name is Eagle. [08:41] (Flashback) EAGLE     And I serve Luna, Holy Maiden     of the Kingdom of Holy Light! [08:48] TEMPLAR     You want us to take the demihuman to Su Neo? [08:51] ARCHPRIEST     Yes. [08:53] ARCHPRIEST     I'll head to the Demon Lands as planned [08:55] ARCHPRIEST     and sell the heretics to the archfiend there [08:58] ARCHPRIEST     in return for their valuables. [09:02] ARCHPRIEST     All of them are sure to fetch     a very pretty penny. [09:05] TEMPLAR     Weren't we supposed to     sell the demihuman too? [09:08] ARCHPRIEST     She's insurance. [09:10] ARCHPRIEST     We have to keep the one thing     they want most until the end. [09:15] ARCHPRIEST     Take the demihuman and     stand by until my return. [09:19] TEMPLAR     As you wish, sire! [09:38] KUNAI     This is bliss. [09:40] AKIRA     It's nice that wherever I am, [09:42] AKIRA     I can use Omni Travel to     teleport back and take a dip. [09:46] GV     Message: Isami Tahara. [09:48] ISAMI     Chief. [09:50] KUNAI     Tahara? What's up? [09:52] ISAMI     Luna borrowed a convoy from     the madam to head north. [09:56] ISAMI     She's going to rescue a     demihuman friend named Eagle. [10:01] AKIRA     Huh? What's up with that? [10:02] ISAMI     I oversaw it, just as you said. [10:05] ISAMI     Can I leave it to you? [10:07] KUNAI     Yes. I'll take it from here. [10:10] KUNAI     Also, I summoned Akane here.     Sorry for not telling you sooner. [10:14] ISAMI     That so? I guess espionage     is the need of the hour. [10:19] ISAMI     But try not to rush things too much. [10:22] ISAMI     It takes a lot for us to even     keep up with your machinations. [10:25] ISAMI     Later. [10:26] AKIRA     He's reading too much into things again! [10:29] AKIRA     He has no idea how hard     it is to keep up the act! [10:33] KUNAI     Right, I should message Luna too. [10:37] GV     Message: Luna Elegant. [10:39] KUNAI     Hey, Luna. [10:42] KUNAI     Luna! [10:44] LUNA     Huh? Wh-Wh-What's going on?! [10:46] KUNAI     It's me. [10:47] KUNAI     Take your time, and don't do anything stupid. [10:51] LUNA     Wha? [10:52] KUNAI     That's all. [10:53] LUNA     What's with you? That's all you have to say?! [10:55] LUNA     You can't wake someone up just for that! [10:58] LUNA     At least ask how I'm doing or something! [11:00] LUNA     Something! [11:02] LUNA     Something, anything! [11:06] LUNA     Demon Lord... [11:08] LUNA     you big jerk! [11:12] ARTS     What? [11:14] ARTS     Lady Luna is heading north?! [11:15] MESSENGER     Yes, Sir Marshal Arts. [11:17] MESSENGER     It seems Madam Butterfly lent her a convoy. [11:20] ARTS     That sly vixen from Central... [11:22] ARTS     What is she thinking? [11:24] ARTS     If I'm not wrong, the man they     call Demon Lord is headed north too. [11:27] ARTS     Does he have something to do with this? [11:30] SAMBO     Sir Arts. [11:32] ARTS     Hm? Oh, Sambo. [11:33] SAMBA     If Lady Luna is heading north,     she'll need an escort. [11:37] SAMBA     Some unpredictable powers     are making moves up there. [11:42] ARTS     "Powers"? [11:43] ARTS     Wait, is she trying to strike     a deal with foreign powers?! [11:47] ARTS     The demon lord went north     to set up a meeting. [11:51] ARTS     Lady Luna went to attend, and she     has the madam's company funding her. [11:56] ARTS     They'll back a military and     have them attack our kingdom. [11:59] ARTS     Which means Lady Luna's planning a coup! [12:02] ARTS     Did she heal Sambo's eyes [12:03] ARTS     to make good use of him, and maybe     even win him over to her side?! [12:07] SAMBO     Sir Arts, I will go as escort— [12:09] ARTS     No! [12:09] ARTS     I shall go! [12:11] SAMBO     You'll go personally? [12:13] SAMBO     I can handle an escort mission just fine. [12:16] ARTS     Let me do it, just this once. [12:18] ARTS     Sambo, I appoint you acting     commander of Gatekeeper. [12:23] ARTS     Handle things while I'm away. [12:24] SAMBO     As you wish, sire. [12:27] ARTS     The empress and the Demon Lord? [12:29] ARTS     Don't think you can do as you please! [12:33] DONA     What?! [12:33] DONA     That woman sent a convoy to the north? [12:37] AZURE     It seems that way, Lord Dona. [12:39] DONA     I'm done with Shrimpfry's bullcrap! [12:41] DONA     Isn't she satisfied with winning over the     noblewomen with that hot spring malarkey? [12:45] DONA     What is she after now? [12:47] AZURE     I'm more worried about the     man who left before them. [12:52] DONA     The one who calls himself Demon Lord? [12:54] DONA     Azure, head north. You know what to do. [12:58] AZURE     As you wish, milord. [13:03] UTOPIA     I see. So the Holy Maiden is traveling north. [13:05] UTOPIA     Garcia, gather some men and go take her out. [13:09] GARCIA     Am I allowed to attack     wherever I want, Lord Utopia? [13:12] UTOPIA     I leave it to your discretion. [13:16] GARCIA     Boy am I happy to hear that! [13:21] WALKING     Lord Utopia, Garcia is a wanted criminal. [13:24] WALKING     He is not suited for foreign operations. [13:27] UTOPIA     Of that, I'm sure. [13:29] WALKING     Then why— [13:30] UTOPIA     Holy Light citizens alone     cannot awaken Hades. [13:34] WALKING     But... [13:42] UTOPIA     No need to worry. [13:44] UTOPIA     This one is just a familiar. [13:46] WALKING     I-Is that so... [13:58] UTOPIA     I have business to attend to. [14:01] UTOPIA     Take over, Walking. [14:04] WALKING     Understood. [14:13] UTOPIA     Long time no see, Oruit. [14:18] ORUIT     I'm not in a good mood. [14:20] ORUIT     Begone. [14:24] UTOPIA     Such a warm welcome. [14:27] UTOPIA     How unlike you. [14:31] ORUIT     State your business and get lost already. [14:35] UTOPIA     The man calling himself Demon Lord     has entered the Beast Kingdom. [14:41] ORUIT     And what of it? [14:44] UTOPIA     It's been bothering me. [14:46] UTOPIA     Ever since that man appeared,     our plans have been ruined. [14:52] UTOPIA     The return of Demon King Greole. [14:54] UTOPIA     The Holy Maiden assassinations. [14:55] UTOPIA     The attack on the Holy Capital. [14:57] UTOPIA     All of them have been stopped     by that man and the Dragonkin. [15:00] UTOPIA     Surely that can't be coincidence. [15:04] ORUIT     They both appeared at the same time. [15:06] ORUIT     You mean to say they're one and the same? [15:08] UTOPIA     Do you care to investigate     that with me, Oruit? [15:12] ORUIT     That dragon is my prey. Stay out of it. [15:16] UTOPIA     Of course, feel free to do as you please. [15:18] UTOPIA     I just don't want any more     obstructions to the plan. [15:24] UTOPIA     How diligently she works,     even with a body like that. [15:27] UTOPIA     You truly have some interesting     tastes, I must say. [15:30] ORUIT     Don't defile her with your gaze, scum. [15:32] ORUIT     She is my plaything. [15:34] UTOPIA     My, my, do pardon me. [15:36] UTOPIA     It seems I have made you angry. [15:42] AKIRA     I never did find any magic items. [15:46] AKIRA     Just that one hit of magic     had me frozen in place. [15:50] AKIRA     Stronger magics may prove to be fatal. [15:54] AKIRA     I need something to counter it, and fast. [15:58] KUNAI     I don't have any food for you. [16:02] KUNAI     What's with you? Do you want     to get grilled and eaten? [16:05] BIRD     You're awfully careless. [16:08] AKIRA     What's with this bird?! [16:09] BIRD     You're an interesting one. [16:11] BIRD     You wield considerable power but remain     completely defenseless against magic. [16:16] KUNAI     Oh? Is that what it seems like to you? [16:19] BIRD     This bird is proof enough. [16:21] BIRD     Any warrior worth their salt wouldn't let     such a low-level familiar approach them. [16:29] ORGAN     A question. [16:31] ORGAN     Are you really the demon     lord spoken of in legend? [16:35] KUNAI     Who knows? I don't care about the past. [16:38] ORGAN     Would you like to make a deal with me? [16:41] KUNAI     A deal? [16:42] ORGAN     I want you to kill someone. [16:45] KUNAI     Yikes. That sure took a dark turn. [16:47] ORGAN     Unfortunately, I cannot kill him by myself. [16:51] KUNAI     What do I get out of killing whoever this is? [16:55] ORGAN     His castle contains large amounts of     treasure and also countless magic items. [17:00] ORGAN     Some among them can defend     against magic, too. [17:04] ORGAN     You can have them all as compensation. [17:08] KUNAI     And... [17:09] KUNAI     Who is this person you despise so much? [17:14] ORGAN     The man considered closest to becoming     demon king in the Demon Lands, [17:19] ORGAN     the archfiend Belphegor. [17:21] KUNAI     Oh? [17:23] KUNAI     Archfiend, eh? [17:26] AKIRA     Closest to becoming demon king? [17:28] AKIRA     Like that scrub I one-hit     soon after coming here? [17:32] AKIRA     Piece of cake, then! [17:33] ORGAN     Are the castle's riches not enough for you? [17:40] ORGAN     Then I will add on one     thing, anything, you want. [17:45] KUNAI     Oho? [17:50] KUNAI     Rejoice. Your wish has just come true. [17:54] ORGAN     You seem confident, [17:56] ORGAN     but you realize this means going     into his domain in the Demon Lands? [18:00] KUNAI     No matter. More importantly, why     do you want to kill this man? [18:05] ORGAN     Because that demon... [18:07] ORGAN     is my father. [18:10] AKIRA     A demon is her father? So     she's Devilkin like Tron? [18:14] ORGAN     I realize this is belated,     but what do I call you? [18:18] ORGAN     Demon Lord? Fallen Angel? Lucifer, maybe? [18:22] KUNAI     Demon Lord is fine. What is your name? [18:25] ORGAN     Organ. [18:26] ORGAN     When do we leave, Demon Lord? [18:28] KUNAI     Now. [18:29] ORGAN     Huh? [18:30] KUNAI     Did you not hear me, Organ?     We're leaving right now. [18:33] ORGAN     Wait! Preparations need to be     made to attack his castle— [18:37] KUNAI     No need. [18:38] KUNAI     Thankfully, Akane's here now. [18:43] MINK     Why is the Demon Lord... [18:45] MINK     Why is my rival here?! [18:47] AKIRA     Who's your rival? [18:49] AKANE     Hey, Hakuto, who are these people? [18:52] ORGAN     Mink, we're going into the Demon Lands now. [18:55] ORGAN     Our objective is to take     Archfiend Belphegor's head. [18:57] MINK     Are you kidding me, Organ?     Just the four of us?! [19:00] ORGAN     No point taking riff-raff.     They'll only bog us down. [19:05] MINK     This must be your doing, Demon Lord! [19:08] MINK     You're trying to drag me down     from the apex of darkness! [19:12] MINK     But when dark and dark come together, [19:14] MINK     it could awaken the Dark Salamander     sealed in my right hand! [19:19] AKANE     Wow, that's some wild     main character syndrome! [19:23] AKANE     Sealed in her right hand?     That's so bad, it's good! [19:26] KUNAI     Organ. [19:26] KUNAI     Show us the way to the Demon Lands. [19:29] ORGAN     Sure. [19:30] ORGAN     Mink, enough of your fantasies. [19:33] MINK     What do you mean, "fantasies"? [19:34] MINK     The moment I set foot in the Lands,     the seal can longer be contained! [19:39] MINK     Hey, wait! [19:41] MINK     What are you doing, Organ?! [19:44] KUNAI     Let's go, Akane. [19:45] AKANE     My right hand's sync rate is over 9000, too. [19:48] AKANE     It's over garlic ramen, no char siu! [19:51] KUNAI     Okay, screw that. [19:52] AKANE     Wha? Hey, wait for me! [19:57] ARTS     We are taking over security     for you, Lady Luna. [20:01] LUNA     That's fine, Arts, but call     me "Princess" during the trip. [20:05] ARTS     I'm sorry, but calling you that     might cause issues with security. [20:09] LUNA     Oh, fine. I'll settle for "milady," then. [20:13] ARTS     I will try. [20:14] LUNA     That guy really pisses me off, though. [20:17] LUNA     "Take your time, and don't     do anything stupid," my foot! [20:20] ARTS     Who do you mean by "that guy"? [20:23] LUNA     Huh? You know... that guy. [20:26] ARTS     The man who calls himself     Demon Lord, perhaps? [20:29] LUNA     Yeah. [20:30] LUNA     Anyway, you'd better keep me     safe, like you would a princess. [20:35] ARTS     Of course. By the way, Milady Luna, [20:38] ARTS     what do you think of the Kingdom     of Holy Light currently? [20:41] LUNA     It's the worst. [20:43] LUNA     I have to take over and lead it,     or nothing will ever get fixed. [20:48] ARTS     So she is planning a coup! [20:49] LUNA     And I have his backing     now, so my victory is assured. [20:54] ARTS     May I assume that you're willing to     get rid of your sisters to do so? [20:59] LUNA     But of course. [21:01] LUNA     Why do I have to take     orders from them forever? [21:05] LUNA     Besides, he has high hopes for me... [21:09] ARTS     And you wish to live up to them? [21:12] LUNA     Listen, I don't particularly     care for this kingdom. [21:17] LUNA     All I believe in is the Cherub,     and that has never changed. [21:22] LUNA     Screw those morons who rest on their blood's     laurels and never work for anything. [21:27] ARTS     What is this woman even plotting? [21:32] MESSENGER     Sir Arts. [21:34] MESSENGER     In the town of Su Neo ahead, [21:35] MESSENGER     a group of Right knights have     reportedly crucified a demihuman. [21:40] ARTS     Nasty as always, I see. [21:43] LUNA     Arts, follow me! [21:45] LUNA     Hurry to Su Neo!     Don't stop until we get there! [21:49] ARTS     Milady Luna! [21:50] ARTS     Executing a foreign demihuman     may cause a diplomatic incident! [21:55] LUNA     Who said anything about executing her? [21:57] ARTS     Then what? [21:58] LUNA     That demihuman is my friend! [22:02] ARTS     A demihuman... friend? [22:05] LUNA     Wait for me, Eagle. [22:12] EAGLE     Luna... SIGN    Next Episode 6 - ReUnion Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] TEMPLAR     Up, demihuman. [00:05] TEMPLAR     It's time for the final show. [00:09] TEMPLAR     The archpriest will be back soon. [00:11] TEMPLAR     He wants to string you up for the masses     before handing you over to the demons. [00:18] TEMPLAR     You'll make some memories for the road. [00:20] TEMPLAR     You might've grown into a fine woman. [00:24] TEMPLAR     Such a shame you had to be a dirty demihuman. [00:28] EAGLE     You guys are far dirtier, if you ask me. [00:34] TEMPLAR     Know your place and watch your mouth. [00:38] TEMPLAR     Well, I hope demons take real     good care of you in their lands. SIGN    Episode 6 [02:23] ARCHPRIEST     People everywhere are     starved for entertainment. [02:26] TEMPLAR     This is a fine event to show off     the righteous light of our State. [02:30] TEMPLAR     We might as well make good use     of her before we dump her. [02:33] ARCHPRIEST     And once we hand her over, we'll     receive the rest of the items. [02:37] ARCHPRIEST     Then I will most assuredly     gain more power back home. [02:41] TEMPLAR     An even higher position? [02:44] TEMPLAR     You mean pope?! [02:47] ARCHPRIEST     Captain, follow me if you     desire even greater riches. [02:52] ARCHPRIEST     I'll do what I can to appoint     you as commander of the templars. [02:56] TEMPLAR     You honor me, sire. [02:58] EAGLE     You two are rotten to the core. [03:03] TEMPLAR     How dare you insult the archpriest?! [03:06] ARCHPRIEST     'Tis fine. She is a fine circus animal. [03:10] ARCHPRIEST     Capturing one guarantees     untold wealth and power. [03:14] ARCHPRIEST     Even her insults are simply music to my ears. [03:18] ARCHPRIEST     Do you know where I can     find more of your kind? [03:21] ARCHPRIEST     I can try and get you better treatment     if you tell me about them. [03:25] EAGLE     Drop dead. [03:28] ARCHPRIEST     Such an animal. How apt that     they may be called Beastkin. [03:33] GARCIA     My brothers, our mission is     to kill the Holy Maiden... [03:38] GARCIA     But just passing through     here is kind of boring. [03:41] SATANIST     What do you mean, Brother Garcia? [03:44] GARCIA     Before dealing with the Holy Maiden, [03:46] GARCIA     shouldn't we also rain     tragedy upon this land? [03:49] GARCIA     The people are drunk on lies, [03:51] GARCIA     and so we will take back     what's rightfully ours. [03:53] SATANISTA     Yeah, let's take back what's ours! [03:56] SATANISTB     Brother Garcia is right! [03:56] SATANISTA     The wealth and the lands     that were stolen from us! [03:58] SATANISTB     This place needs more tragedy! [03:59] SATANISTC     Our lofty goals require more and     more sacrifices and tragedy! [04:03] SATANISTD     Death to false prosperity! [04:05] GARCIA     My brothers! Let us celebrate the     eve of the Holy Maiden's slaughter! [04:12] SATANISTS     Yeah! [04:17] DARKSHADOW     More power to Hades, more     tragedy to these lands! [04:23] KNIGHT     Captain! A group of satanists     are causing a ruckus in town! [04:26] TEMPLAR     Satanists? [04:28] ARCHPRIEST     Way to ruin the show. [04:31] ARCHPRIEST     Have your templars suppress them. [04:33] TEMPLAR     Sir! [04:38] SATANISTA     We'll take back what's ours! [04:39] SATANISTB     Our paradise will be built     atop a mountain of corpses! [04:44] SATANISTC     Death to the false peace!     Tragedy to these lands! [04:52] KNIGHTA     How barbaric can they be?! [04:53] KNIGHTB     Let's end this quickly. [04:56] KNIGHTA     You damned devil worshipers! [04:58] KNIGHTB     You bring shame to this continent! [05:00] KNIGHTA     Kneel before the divine! [05:08] GARCIA     I suppose it's time to use this. [05:10] SATANISTA     Wait! [05:10] SATANISTA     We're supposed to     use it on the Holy Maiden! [05:13] GARCIA     And what makes you think I care about that? [05:41] KNIGHTA     A demon! A demon has appeared! [05:41] KNIGHTB     I've never seen one like     that documented anywhere! [06:05] SATANISTA     What is that, Brother Garcia?! [06:09] GARCIA     A long-forgotten demon from     a distant era, Behemodh. [06:13] GARCIA     Now, time to take a backseat     and enjoy the show. [06:23] TEMPLAR     We must retreat, sir! [06:26] ARCHPRIEST     Don't be ridiculous! [06:28] ARCHPRIEST     If I flee now, I'll be sure to     be punished once I get back home! [06:31] TEMPLAR     However... [06:33] ARCHPRIEST     I have no choice. [06:34] ARCHPRIEST     I'll use this. [06:36] TEMPLAR     Is that... Perfect World? [06:40] ARCHPRIEST     Gather the templars here! [06:42] TEMPLAR     Sir! [06:45] EAGLE     It's my fault. [06:48] EAGLE     Everywhere I go ends up like this. [06:51] EAGLE     I really must be... [06:54] EAGLE     cursed. [06:56] ARCHPRIEST     Summoning Formation! [06:59] ARCHPRIEST     Men, offer up all of your faith! [07:10] ARCHPRIEST     Please grant me power! [07:12] ARCHPRIEST     Grant me the strength to overturn the fates! [07:18] ARCHPRIEST     O Wheel of Life, [07:20] ARCHPRIEST     bring perfection to this land! [07:23] ARCHPRIEST     Angel Summoning! [07:34] ARCHPRIEST     Oh, that must be the Guardian Angel! [07:37] ARCHPRIEST     Lady Luck truly is on my side! [07:46] GUARDIANANGEL     Class 1 Extermination.     Target Behemodh located. [07:49] GUARDIANANGEL     Intercepting. [07:51] ARCHPRIEST     Wha? [08:06] EAGLE     This sin is mine, too. [08:09] EAGLE     If only I weren't here... [08:24] GUARDIANANGEL     Behemodh confirmed to be in     Thousand Sphere launch mode. [08:28] GUARDIANANGEL     Estimating great damage. [08:28] ARCHPRIEST     What are you talking about?     Hurry up and guard me! [08:44] ARCHPRIEST     O Angel! [08:46] GUARDIANANGEL     Switching to Recovery Mode. [08:48] GUARDIANANGEL     Switching to Annihilation Mode after restart. [08:52] EAGLE     That's... no angel... [09:11] HANZO     We pit the State of Right and     Holy Light against each other, [09:14] HANZO     but where'd the satanists come from? [09:16] HANZO     This massacre wasn't part     of the minister's plans. [09:20] SHADOW     What will we do? [09:22] HANZO     We can't stop this by ourselves. [09:24] HANZO     So we'll take the chance to steal     top-secret documents, treasures, [09:27] HANZO     and other valuables from the castle. [09:29] SHADOW     Right. [09:38] LUNA     Eagle! [09:51] LUNA     Eagle... [09:53] ARTS     I understand how you feel, Lady Luna, [09:56] ARTS     but we should withdraw. [09:58] LUNA     No. [09:59] ARTS     This is not the time for a tantrum! [10:01] LUNA     She's waiting for me. I must go. [10:04] ARTS     Take a good look at the     state this town is in. [10:11] LUNA     Still... [10:12] LUNA     I must go. [10:13] LUNA     All these years I've spent, [10:15] LUNA     all the work I've put in, [10:17] LUNA     has been for this day, this moment. [10:19] LUNA     Trials and tribulations     are there to be overcome! [10:23] LUNA     First, I'll take down that demon. [10:26] ARTS     Lady Luna... [10:30] LUNA     Let's go. [10:34] ARTS     All of you, get the civilians     away from that demon! [10:38] ARTS     And cut down any satanists you see! [10:45] LUNA     I see it! [10:46] LUNA     You're in my way! [10:49] LUNA     Lightning Gold! [10:59] LUNA     All of you can go down together! [11:01] LUNA     Gold Rain! [11:09] ARTS     Consecutive incantations? [11:11] ARTS     Have her talents grown that much? [11:17] ARTS     Gale Kick! [11:21] ARTS     I may have aged, but I will not be outdone! [11:32] ARTS     Level Five magic? [11:33] ARTS     How can a human wield such a power? [11:36] LUNA     I didn't put in all that work     to be beaten by some demon! [11:40] LUNA     Ray of Goldust! [11:59] ARTS     Lady Luna! [12:13] ARTS     Impossible... [12:18] ARCHPRIEST     O Angel, hurry up and fight it! [12:20] ARCHPRIEST     Why are you standing still? [12:22] GUARDIANANGEL     Recovery at 49 percent. [12:25] GUARDIANANGEL     Due to this emergency, reboot     will proceed at 60 percent. [12:28] ARCHPRIEST     What are you saying? [12:30] ARCHPRIEST     Now is the time to show     off our righteous light! [12:31] GUARDIANANGEL     Behemodh still alive. [12:34] GUARDIANANGEL     Fire stone consumption confirmed. [12:38] ARTS     Lady Luna, I'm sorry to say... [12:40] LUNA     No. [12:42] LUNA     I will not give up. [12:45] ARTS     You fought well. [12:47] ARTS     There is nothing more we can do. [12:50] LUNA     Look at me... [12:53] LUNA     Eagle, look at me... [12:56] LUNA     Eagle... look... [12:59] LUNA     Look at me! [13:13] EAGLE     Luna... [13:15] EAGLE     You came for me? [13:18] EAGLE     But you can't. Stay away from me. [13:21] EAGLE     My curse will afflict you, too. [13:24] EAGLE     Luna! [13:29] LUNA     Sheesh, you're as slow as ever. [13:33] LUNA     Took you long enough to notice. [13:43] LUNA     What is this? [13:47] LUNA     No way... [14:10] LUNA     God will not let you be tempted     beyond what you can bear. [14:19] LUNA     Golden Satellite Spear. [14:32] ARTS     Could it be... [14:33] ARTS     Level Seven magic?!     It was said to be lost! [14:38] BEHEMODH     Cherub... You get in my way a second time? [14:44] BEHEMODH     Splendid, human. [14:46] BEHEMODH     Now my long suffering may finally end. [14:50] LUNA     Y-You... [14:52] BEHEMODH     My name is Behemodh. [14:54] BEHEMODH     Be the victor of this game, powerful one. [14:57] LUNA     Hey, what does that mean? [15:03] LUNA     What the heck is this? [15:07] ARTS     Lady Luna! Let me support you! [15:09] LUNA     I'm fine! [15:12] LUNA     I don't want her to see me looking weak. [15:15] ARCHPRIEST     So that's the youngest of the Holy Maidens. [15:19] TEMPLAR     Archpriest? [15:20] ARCHPRIEST     She's too powerful. She must     be eliminated right here. [15:27] LUNA     It must've been so painful... [15:30] EAGLE     It's okay. [15:31] EAGLE     I got to see you one last time, after all. [15:33] LUNA     Huh? What do you mean, "one last time"? [15:37] EAGLE     You see, I'm cursed. [15:40] EAGLE     Wherever I go, I bring     conflict and bloodshed. [15:43] LUNA     Are you stupid? [15:46] LUNA     Such a powerful malevolent energy! Why? [15:50] ARCHPRIEST     I must say, wonderful job     getting rid of that demon. [15:55] ARCHPRIEST     But you went a little too far. [15:57] ARCHPRIEST     You have caused so much damage     to a foreign country's capital. [16:01] ARTS     You're trying to pin this on us?! [16:05] ARCHPRIEST     O Angel! [16:07] ARCHPRIEST     Render ablaze these savages who     dare to defy the righteous light! [16:11] GUARDIANANGEL     Annihilation Mode initiated. [16:13] GUARDIANANGEL     Searching for Behemodh... not found. [16:17] GUARDIANANGEL     Surviving Falconfolk detected at     close range. Commencing attack. [16:21] ARCHPRIEST     Wait! That demihuman     is precious trade bait! [16:24] ARCHPRIEST     Come on, you louts! Stop that angel! [16:30] KNIGHTA     It's attacking us! [16:31] KNIGHTB     The angel... [16:34] LUNA     Hang in there, Eagle. [16:39] ARTS     Lady Luna! [16:41] LUNA     Arts! [16:46] EAGLE     Luna, you must get away, at least. [16:48] LUNA     No! I finally... finally     got to see you again! [16:52] LUNA     I've become so powerful, see? [16:55] EAGLE     Luna! [17:00] LUNA     I wanted you to see me like this for so long. [17:02] EAGLE     Yeah... You're my pride and joy. [17:08] LUNA     Eagle... [17:10] LUNA     I love you so much. [17:24] LUNA     Demon Lord. [17:26] KUNAI     I told you, didn't it? [17:29] KUNAI     "Take your time, and don't     do anything stupid." [17:36] LUNA     You idiot! [17:37] KUNAI     So, how long are you going to     keep pointing your feet at me, [17:42] KUNAI     you piece of junk doll? [17:52] ARCHPRIEST     Oh no! The angel! [17:55] KUNAI     Now to more important matters. [17:57] GV     Item Creation: Tea set. [17:59] KUNAI     It's your long-awaited reunion. [18:01] KUNAI     Celebrate with some tea. [18:04] LUNA     Oh, come on! Do you really     think this is the time— [18:10] LUNA     So tasty! [18:12] AKIRA     That's a popular item that not only tastes     good but also recovers 30 HP and MP. [18:18] LUNA     You should eat too, Eagle. [18:20] EAGLE     Wait, not now... [18:21] LUNA     Go on. [18:28] KUNAI     Okay, let's hear what you have to say. [18:32] KUNAI     Who is going to take     responsibility for all this? [18:35] ARCHPRIEST     How dare you speak such     words before the Angel! [18:40] KUNAI     You call that junk an angel? [18:44] ARCHANGEL     You must be the so-called Demon Lord! [18:47] ARCHANGEL     A Holy Maiden of Light linked,     not only to a demihuman, [18:50] ARCHANGEL     but also to a devil worshiper?! [18:53] ARCHANGEL     I will report this to my State     and have you all exterminated! [18:58] KUNAI     You're a piece of trash who took     great joy in torturing a young girl. [19:02] KUNAI     Don't go thinking you can talk     like an upstanding human. [19:05] ARCHPRIEST     S-Somebody kill this man! [19:08] ARCHPRIEST     He is rebelling against the righteous light! [19:10] GUARDIANANGEL     Abnormal presence detected.     Searching database... [19:13] GUARDIANANGEL     No hits. [19:13] ARCHPRIEST     Oh! The Angel has begun to pray! [19:15] GUARDIANANGEL     Dark remnant... light remnant... [19:17] GUARDIANANGEL     Pattern No. 999 confirmed. [19:17] ARCHPRIEST     Divine punishment fall upon ye, you demon! [19:19] GUARDIANANGEL     Erasing. [19:21] ARCHPRIEST     May you perish before the divine! [19:25] KUNAI     Oh, of all the clichéd...     Divine punishment, you say? [19:28] ARCHPRIEST     How dare you! Take the angel's     iron fist and go to hell! [19:33] KUNAI     Oh, yeah? Then start praying to your     god or whatever it is you believe in. [19:39] GV     Battle Skill: Massacre Notice activated. [19:41] GV     Plus 44 to attack, defense, and mobility. [19:44] GV     Plus 444 to max HP. [19:47] GV     All counter effects nullified     for a limited time. [19:58] LUNA     What the... [20:00] LUNA     If it uses that, the town will blow! [20:02] KUNAI     You'll never rise again. [20:06] GV     Sodom's Flame. [20:22] ARCHPRIEST     Impossible... [20:23] ARCHPRIEST     The righteous light...     An Angel could never lose! [20:27] KUNAI     I'm a man who has massacred     countless all-powerful players. [20:32] KUNAI     That piece of junk isn't even in my league. [20:35] ARCHPRIEST     "Players"? [20:40] KUNAI     You're Luna's friend? [20:42] KUNAI     You've been put through hell. [20:45] EAGLE     Er, um, thank you... [20:49] LUNA     Hey, Demon Lord! Don't     scare her with that look! [20:52] AKIRA     I know, but the skill takes     a while to deactivate... [20:58] EAGLE     I am deeply thankful for your help. [21:01] EAGLE     But you can stop now. [21:03] EAGLE     I'm cursed. [21:05] EAGLE     I can't be with others. [21:07] LUNA     That's not true. My sister     will do something... [21:10] EAGLE     For me, a demihuman? [21:12] EAGLE     I'm happy just getting to see you again. [21:17] LUNA     Don't say that! [21:19] KUNAI     We humbly ask... [21:22] LUNA     What are you doing?! [21:24] KUNAI     O Gods... how did it go again? [21:27] LUNA     Don't mess around when we're     having a serious conversation! [21:31] EAGLE     Luna. [21:34] AKIRA     Sacred Staff. It's an item     that dispels curses. [21:40] KUNAI     You two fought well. [21:43] KUNAI     A reward from me. Keep the change. [21:48] LUNA     When I set out to rescue Eagle,     I was scared deep down. [21:52] LUNA     My hand trembled the whole     time as I held my staff. [21:56] LUNA     But then... [21:57] LUNA     His face flashed through my mind, [22:00] LUNA     and I finally realized... [22:02] LUNA     I see... [22:03] LUNA     I must be in love with this guy. [22:10] LUNA     You idiot. SIGN    Next Episode 7 - ReMain Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] LUNA     Golden Satellite Spear. [00:12] AKIRA     The heck is that*?! [00:15] ISAMI     Whew, Luna really is something else. [00:19] ISAMI     No wonder you brought her on first thing. [00:23] KUNAI     Sure. [00:25] AKIRA     I had no idea she could*     use such a powerful move! [00:28] AKIRA     This is like some battle between kaiju! [00:31] ISAMI     Didn't expect the satanists     to join the fray, though. [00:36] ISAMI     We've got Xenovia messing with us,     and the nasty State of Right, too. [00:41] ISAMI     So we're here killing three     birds with one stone? [00:44] ISAMI     As always, you really know     how to set the table. [00:48] AKIRA     Damn, he thinks I planned this all out. [00:54] AKIRA     I was only here to check on Luna! [00:58] AKIRA     Whoever that was is probably laughing     heartily at this state of affairs. SIGN    I'll play with you, Demon Lord [01:05] KUNAI     We're putting an end to this, Tahara. [01:07] KUNAI     Feel free to dispose of every     single one that stands in our way. [01:10] KUNAI     I'll leave the minor decisions     to your discretion. [01:13] ISAMI     Roger that. [01:23] TEMPLAR1     Stop resisting! [01:24] TEMPLAR2     Do as we say! [01:25] WOMAN     No! [01:27] ISAMI     Whoa, whoa, we're still in broad daylight! [01:29] ISAMI     Can't keep it in your pants until nightfall? [01:33] TEMPLAR2     What's your problem?! [01:36] TEMPLAR1     What the?! [01:38] TEMPLAR4     Wh-What did he just do?! [01:40] ISAMI     Uh, looks like you don't get what's going on. [01:52] ISAMI     You're about to die. [02:00] SATANIST1     It's a right mess up there. [02:01] SATANIST2     Are we the only ones who survived? [02:03] SATANIST3     Where did Brother Garcia go?! [02:05] ISAMI     Is this your little hideout? [02:09] SATANIST1     Who's there? [02:11] ISAMI     What's this place? It looks like a ruin. [02:14] ISAMI     Is it from the same time period     as that gun the chief found? [02:16] ISAMI     Heck, maybe he summoned     me here to show me this. [02:20] ISAMI     Yeesh, it sure sucks to     work for a brainy boss. [02:25] ISAMI     Okay, fellas, get to work. [02:27] ISAMI     We're ending this quick. [02:29] SATANIST2     Is that a magical formation?! [02:31] SATANIST3     Magic defense! Hurry up! [02:32] SATANIST4     Right! [02:33] ISAMI     Is that the best you've got? [02:35] ISAMI     You gonna be all right? [02:37] ISAMI     Let me show you the good stuff! [02:41] GV     First Skill: Rapid Fire. [02:45] GV     Second Skill: Bullet Hell. [02:49] GV     Third Skill: Scattershot. [02:57] ISAMI     Something's off with this place. [03:00] ISAMI     Bullets don't leave any marks on the walls. [03:03] ISAMI     Whatever. [03:04] ISAMI     Things should be settled upstairs by now. [03:06] GV     Sodom's Flame. [04:43] LUNA     Arts! Wake up, Arts! SIGN    Episode 7 [04:46] ARTS     Lady... Luna... you're all right... [04:48] LUNA     Phew, he's still alive. [04:50] EAGLE     But his leg! We need to stop the bleeding! [04:52] ARTS     Please be well, Lady Luna. [04:56] LUNA     No, not like this! [04:57] LUNA     Help, Demon Lord! Save Arts! [05:01] KUNAI     Listen, I'm not some cat-shaped     robot that can do everything. [05:06] KUNAI     Anyway, which one's his leg? [05:09] AKIRA     Arts? That's a name the     madam mentioned often. [05:13] AKIRA     This is a good chance to make him owe me. [05:16] ARTS     I-Impossible. I can feel my leg again? [05:22] AKIRA     These bandages can heal any and     all kinds of bodily injuries. [05:26] KUNAI     Allow me to pay the highest     respects for your bravery. [05:30] ARTS     Who are you? [05:31] ARTS     Are you truly... the Demon Lord? [05:35] KUNAI     Drink this. It'll help ease the pain. [05:40] AKIRA     Winner Jelly. [05:41] AKIRA     It's a fine product that     recovers 50 HP and MP. [05:45] ARTS     My wound... The pain is fading away. [05:48] KUNAI     You must rest and recuperate. [05:55] ISAMI     That's our chief. [05:57] ISAMI     All's well that ends well, eh? [05:59] KUNAI     Tahara. I see you finished up too. [06:02] ISAMI     Yeah, I made short work of it. [06:06] ISAMI     But I guess there's one remaining issue. [06:13] AKIRA     Way to scare me, Tahara! [06:16] ISAMI     Hey there! [06:18] ISAMI     We meet again, Xenovia girlie. [06:21] HANZO     "Again"? [06:22] HANZO     I don't believe we've ever met. [06:24] ISAMI     We met back in Rabby! [06:27] ISAMI     Though I guess you were incognito. [06:31] AKIRA     Does Xenovia have ninjas? [06:34] KUNAI     Your country seems rather fun. [06:37] KUNAI     Perhaps I should take a trip there     and see the sights while I say hello. [06:42] ISAMI     You? Dropping in to say hello? [06:44] ISAMI     I've never heard of a scarier thought! [06:47] AKIRA     Why would that be scary, dude? [06:51] HANZO     A message to the citizens of Holy Light! [06:53] HANZO     We have absolutely nothing to do with     the events that transpired here! [06:56] ISAMI     I'd like to believe that, [06:59] ISAMI     but I don't believe the chief     is willing to humor you. [07:05] ISAMI     Man, he really put on a show of strength     for Xenovia and the State of Right, [07:11] ISAMI     making them hesitate to meddle with us. [07:13] ISAMI     He also rescued Luna's friend and helped a     prominent member of the militant faction. [07:17] ISAMI     To top it off, he suppressed     a satanist uprising [07:20] ISAMI     and made the northern nation     of Su Neo indebted to us. [07:24] ISAMI     The chief is a truly terrifying man. [07:26] AKIRA     Your brain terrifies me more! [07:30] ISAMI     You just pitched a perfect game, huh? [07:36] TENTACLES     Well, this sure puts us in a pickle. [07:38] TENTACLES     The assassination was just a pretext. [07:41] TENTACLES     All we wanted was for lots of people to die. [07:44] TENTACLES     Who would've thought that ancient     demon would be taken out? [07:47] TENTACLES     Unlocking the Holy Maiden's     power was not part of the plan! [07:51] TENTACLES     What's done is done. [07:52] TENTACLES     Next time, we'll cause chaos     someplace with a lot more people. [07:55] TENTACLES     Central or Dona's domain     sound like decent options. [08:04] AZURE     My apologies. [08:06] AZURE     Your safe return would     cause too much trouble. [08:09] TENTACLE     What are you playing at?! [08:11] AZURE     I can't have you causing such     chaos in my lord's domain. [08:16] TENTACLES     W-Wait! [08:18] TENTACLES     Y-You can have all the riches     you want if you let me go! [08:21] TENTACLES     All the women and treasure you can wish for! [08:22] AZURE     Not interested. [08:30] AZURE     There were too many     unexpected happenings here. [08:34] AZURE     I might have to turn to my     old allegiances for help. [08:44] LUNA     In the name of Holy Maiden Luna Elegant, [08:47] LUNA     I hereby bear witness to your reconciliation. [08:49] LUNA     May the Cherub's blessings     be upon your relationship. [08:58] LUNA     Now you're the best of friends. [09:01] LUNA     You're not allowed to fight again. [09:03] CROWD     Nice! [09:04] CROWD     Yeah, never again! [09:06] ISAMI     Okay, work's done for the day. [09:09] ISAMI     Let's go party! Drinks are on me! [09:11] CROWD     Yay! [09:13] TRON     Work is over. Time to drink and get drunk. [09:19] AKU     I'm not sure I understand anything     except that Big Sis Luna is amazing. [09:23] EAGLE     Yeah. It drove home that she'd     really become a Holy Maiden. [09:28] EAGLE     Wait, why do you call her "Big Sis"? [09:33] AKU     Oh, uh, she told me to call her that. [09:37] EAGLE     I figured. She hasn't changed one bit. [09:42] AKU     B-But I don't particularly mind. [09:45] AKU     I just don't know if I have the right to. [09:49] EAGLE     You're a really nice girl. [09:51] EAGLE     I can see why she'd want to     treat you like a kid sister. [09:57] AKU     U-Um, I don't know if I should ask, [10:00] AKU     but what happened up north? [10:03] EAGLE     Well, where do I even begin? [10:06] EAGLE     That Demon Lord person... [10:09] AKU     Did something happen to him? [10:10] EAGLE     No, he was terrifyingly strong. [10:14] EAGLE     What's more, it didn't even     look like he broke a sweat. [10:17] AKU     R-Really? [10:21] LUNA     Whew, another day of amazing work from me. [10:24] LUNA     Truly, I live up to the     Elegant name, no? [10:30] AKU     Big Sis Luna! [10:32] EAGLE     Luna. [10:35] LUNA     Have you gotten used to     life in my village, Eagle? [10:38] EAGLE     It has so many surprises. [10:40] EAGLE     Even this "hot spring" here... [10:42] EAGLE     I could never have imagined the luxury     of bathing in so much hot water. [10:47] AKU     And food here is delicious. [10:49] EAGLE     The Demon Lord makes all this happen too, huh? [10:52] LUNA     Hey! [10:53] EAGLE     Huh? [10:54] LUNA     Not you too, Eagle! [10:56] LUNA     I'm the one putting the Demon Lord to work! [10:59] LUNA     So you could say I was the     one who made all this happen! [11:02] EAGLE     S-Sure... [11:06] AKU     Will he be able to return safe and sound? [11:09] EAGLE     I guarantee it. [11:10] EAGLE     He can go wherever he wants     and return safe and sound. [11:14] LUNA     I know, right? [11:16] LUNA     If anything, we should be worrying     about the places he visits. [11:22] AKU     Huh? What do you mean?! [11:26] KUNAI     That's the stuff! [11:28] KUNAI     The ultimate reward for a job well done. [11:31] KUNAI     I've been working too much lately, but     this sense of accomplishment ain't bad. [11:35] KUNAI     I should reward myself more often. [11:38] KUNAI     This is bliss. [11:42] KUNAI     Phew, I feel alive again. [11:44] KUNAI     Nothing beats a bath     after a hard day of work. [11:48] ORGAN     Alive again? [11:49] ORGAN     Can you rise from the dead? [11:52] ORGAN     Where did you go to die? [11:55] ORGAN     I thought you fled out of     fear of the Demon King. [11:58] KUNAI     Fear? The only thing I fear     is my unbridled talent. [12:05] KUNAI     I trust nothing untoward happened     while I was away, Organ? [12:08] ORGAN     Nothing happened. [12:10] ORGAN     We're deep within the Beast Kingdom, [12:12] ORGAN     but we didn't even get     attacked by anyone. Boring. [12:16] KUNAI     This secret base drastically     reduces enemy encounter rate, [12:22] KUNAI     and you need to stack a bunch of detection     skills to spot it in the first place. [12:27] KUNAI     And even if found, the titanium-infused     wall is not easy to break through. [12:32] ORGAN     I have no idea what you're talking about. [12:36] ORGAN     I'm worried about Mink's party, too. [12:39] KUNAI     Relax. She's with Akane, so she'll be fine. [12:42] KUNAI     They should be exploring the map as we speak. [12:45] ORGAN     How do you explore a map? [12:49] KUNAI     That alcohol woke my tummy up. [12:52] KUNAI     I'm a little hungry now. [12:53] ORGAN     Yeah? Let's go look for some food, then! [12:58] KUNAI     Are these fireflies? [13:00] ORGAN     A type of forest fireflies. [13:03] ORGAN     Enthusiasts will pay lots for them, [13:05] ORGAN     but they'll attack at any sign of hostility. [13:07] KUNAI     Organ. [13:08] KUNAI     What's that bright plant over there? [13:10] ORGAN     Oh, that only grows in this forest. [13:13] ORGAN     It's an edible plant called "Delish." [13:15] KUNAI     What's with that name? [13:17] KUNAI     Is that some kind of joke? [13:18] ORGAN     Hey, simple is best. [13:21] KUNAI     I guess so. If it's edible, let's take some. [13:24] ORGAN     Wait. That plant is extremely timid. [13:26] ORGAN     It'll kill itself if you     approach thoughtlessly! [13:30] KUNAI     Hah! That's too ridiculous to be real. [13:30] ORGAN     Hey, listen to me! [13:32] DELISH1     Yo, some dude dressed in     black is coming this way. [13:35] DELISH2     Welp, guess I'll die! [13:37] DELISH3     United we fall! [13:40] KUNAI     What is with this nonsensical plant?! [13:45] ORGAN     Delish need to be put to sleep or placed     under an illusion if you want to grab them. [13:49] KUNAI     I don't even want to eat that stuff. [13:52] ORGAN     I hear it's delicious. [13:54] KUNAI     You "hear"? Have you never had it? [13:56] ORGAN     I have, but I don't know how it tastes. [14:00] KUNAI     What does that mean? [14:01] ORGAN     I lost my sense of taste a long time ago. [14:03] KUNAI     Huh? [14:04] ORGAN     Maybe I was fed some bad stuff,     or my food was poisoned... [14:09] ORGAN     I don't know the cause at     this point, but... hmm? [14:13] KUNAI     You asked me to kill your     father... no, an archfiend. [14:20] KUNAI     Why is that? [14:22] ORGAN     Just checking... do I have     to answer that question? [14:26] KUNAI     If you don't want to, that's fine. [14:29] KUNAI     I'll just act to further my own goals then. [14:33] ORGAN     My mother was human. [14:36] ORGAN     He raped her on a whim,     and she became pregnant with me. [14:41] AKIRA     Y-Yikes! I shouldn't have asked! [14:44] ORGAN     My mother was tormented and killed     after she gave birth to me. [14:49] ORGAN     And I was used as a guinea pig     from a young age. [14:53] KUNAI     I see... [14:54] ORGAN     I was cut by all kinds of blades, [14:56] ORGAN     pummeled by blunt objects, [14:59] ORGAN     had my body burned then frozen... [15:02] ORGAN     Then, I had healing magics     of all elements cast on me, [15:06] ORGAN     and my recovery was recorded in detail. [15:09] ORGAN     I was fed scraps the likes of     which even dogs would never eat. [15:13] ORGAN     Thinking back, I couldn't     complain about that. [15:16] ORGAN     Because one day, they started     mixing poison in my food. [15:21] KUNAI     O-Oh? [15:22] ORGAN     Maybe they were conducting     tolerance experiments. [15:25] ORGAN     The dosage increased by the day, [15:28] ORGAN     until one day, I'd lost my sense of taste. [15:32] KUNAI     Losing my taste buds would suck. [15:34] ORGAN     It's not that bad. [15:36] ORGAN     I'm fine as long as I can get enough     nutrients to sustain myself. [15:43] AKIRA     She's similar to Aku and Tron. [15:47] ORGAN     Don't look at me like that. [15:49] ORGAN     You're awfully kind for someone     who calls himself the Demon Lord. [15:54] KUNAI     Kind, my foot. [15:57] KUNAI     Whoo, this mushroom is delicious! [16:01] KUNAI     This is great! It's a winner! [16:05] KUNAI     Whoa, what's with this mushroom?! [16:08] ORGAN     Sometimes you find these screamers. [16:12] ORGAN     The gourmands say they're especially tasty. [16:15] KUNAI     I don't wanna eat this crap! [16:17] KUNAI     Shut your ass up! [16:21] ORAGN     Approaching that mountain would be dangerous. [16:24] ORAGN     Let's get a better view. [16:26] ORAGN     We're flying. [16:28] KUNAI     Don't drop me. I'm not kidding. [16:32] ORGAN     Why would I? [16:34] ORGAN     So this is the Demon Lord's... [16:36] ORGAN     Lucifer's body. [16:39] ORGAN     I don't think I've ever touched     such a powerful body before. [16:44] KUNAI     Organ. [16:45] KUNAI     What is that light? [16:47] ORGAN     Light Crystals. [16:49] ORGAN     That must be a patrol unit of Beastkin. [16:53] KUNAI     I would like to see     Beastkin with my own eyes. [16:57] ORGAN     Too risky. I don't recommend it. [16:59] KUNAI     It's for research. [17:01] KUNAI     That's a risk worth taking. [17:11] KUNAI     Message: Organ.     What are they? [17:15] ORGAN     What? Why do I hear the Demon Lord's     wicked voice in my head?! [17:18] KUNAI     I'm tired of explaining it.     Just answer me mentally. [17:22] ORGAN     A beast general called Monkey Magic     and a pack of Monkeymen. [17:26] ORGAN     They've noticed our     approach and are on alert. [17:28] KUNAI     And the kappa-like thing next to him? [17:31] ORGAN     That's Xiaosho Balderson. [17:33] ORGAN     He's said to be the chieftain's wiseman. [17:36] AKIRA     There is so much I want to say! [17:39] MONKEYA     Boss, this territory here... [17:44] MONKEYS     What do we do now? [17:46] BALDERSON     Boss. Mumble mumble. [17:48] MONKEYMAGIC     Okay. [17:50] MONKEYMAGIC     What will I do with you guys?     Use your heads. [17:57] MONKEYMAGIC     There we go! [17:58] MONKEYS     He used a stick to reach something high! [17:58] MONKEYS     What a genius idea! [17:58] MONKEYS     That's our boss! [17:58] MONKEYS     It's a revolution! [18:00] KUNAI     Is that a comedy routine? [18:02] KUNAI     Or are they trying to get     us to drop our guards? [18:05] ORGAN     W-Well, the Monkeymen are said     to be a bit happy-go-lucky. [18:12] ORGAN     Demon Lord! What are you doing? [18:13] KUNAI     You stay hidden, Organ. [18:15] MONKEY!     Wh-Who are you?! [18:17] KUNAI     Oh, just someone who wants     to get to know you better. [18:21] MONKEYMAGIC     Are you the intruder? [18:23] KUNAI     I suppose I am. [18:25] KUNAI     Before you get any ideas, I bear no ill will. [18:29] MONKEYMAGIC     A human wants to act big, eh? [18:32] MONKEYMAGIC     Time to teach you another lesson! [18:35] MONKEYMAGIC     Be destroyed by the Monkeymen's     greatest treasure! [18:38] MONKEYMAGIC     Extend, Power Pole! [18:41] KUNAI     Why won't the Assault Barrier activate? [18:44] KUNAI     Is this another form of magic? [18:45] MONKEYMAGIC     Hmph, too scared to speak? [18:49] MONKEYMAGIC     Humans are always all talk! [18:57] KUNAI     That's an amusing toy. [18:59] KUNAI     But you could hit me with it for a thousand     years and still not take me down. [19:03] MONKEYMAGIC     I-I'll show you my full power! [19:07] MONKEYMAGIC     Activate Double Attack:     Monkey See Monkey Do! SIGN    Double Attack: Monkey See Monkey Do [19:10] MONKEYMAGIC     Ook! [19:16] MONKEYS     B-Boss?! [19:19] MONKEYS     Seriously?! [19:20] ORGAN     You all right, Demon Lord? [19:21] KUNAI     Hmm. It seems that pole loses its piercing     damage if not in its base state. [19:29] KUNAI     Is that it? [19:30] KUNAI     You messed up by buffing it with     weird skills and multiple attacks. [19:34] MONKEYMAGIC     Wh-What? [19:35] KUNAI     With that kappa earlier, all this     reminds me of Journey to the West. [19:39] KUNAI     Let me try something. [19:40] ORGAN     What is that? [19:42] KUNAI     A lower-ranked item, Golden Headband. [19:47] KUNAI     This might cause a ruckus in this area,     but know that we bear no ill-will. [19:53] KUNAI     If you're calling yourself Monkey Magic, [19:55] KUNAI     then go tell Gandhara that. [19:59] KUNAI     Bind. [20:02] KUNAI     Stop. [20:03] KUNAI     Okay, bind. [20:06] MONKEYMAGIC     Stop it! How dare an inferior     human do this to a forest sage?! [20:11] KUNAI     I'm just getting started! [20:12] MONKEYMAGIC     W-Wait! Stop it! [20:14] MONKEYMAGIC     A human can't get away with this! [20:16] KUNAI     Are you looking for a     skull endurance challenge? [20:19] MONKEYMAGIC     That belongs to me! [20:21] MONKEYMAGIC     Give it back, you thief! [20:24] KUNAI     Now, now, let's not     resort to name-calling. [20:26] KUNAI     I'm not stealing it. [20:27] KUNAI     I'm just borrowing it forever. [20:30] MONKEYMAGIC     That's called stealing! [20:31] KUNAI     Bind. [20:33] KUNAI     Stop. [20:34] KUNAI     Actually, bind. [20:36] KUNAI     Sto. Bin. Story. Bingo? [20:42] MONKEYMAGIC     Stop it! [20:44] KUNAI     Stop. [20:46] KUNAI     Relax. If you do as I say,     I'll give it back later. [20:51] MONKEYMAGIC     R-Really? [20:52] KUNAI     Of course. I'll give you orders later. [20:55] KUNAI     Until then, don't meddle in our affairs. [20:57] KUNAI     Understand? [20:58] BALDERSON     Wait... What is your objective? [21:03] KUNAI     Omni Travel. [21:05] MONKEYMAGIC     They vanished. [21:12] ORGAN     Wh-Why? What happened? [21:14] KUNAI     I can instantly travel to any     place I've been to before. [21:20] ORGAN     From now on, whenever you use     some incomprehensible power, [21:23] ORGAN     tell me beforehand. [21:24] KUNAI     I'll consider it. [22:59] AKANE     Sniff, sniff. [23:01] AKANE     The culprit has left tracks here! [23:04] AKANE     There are always two truths! [23:07] AKANE     I swear on my gramps's name and game! [23:10] AKANE     You're so mean, Hakuto! [23:12] AKANE     You're having fun in the secret     base without telling me? [23:15] MINK     What the heck? Why's a building     like this deep in the forest? [23:19] MINK     Oh no! My right eye is shining in alarm! [23:22] MINK     Is this some kind of trap? [23:24] KUNAI     I thought nobody would find it, [23:26] KUNAI     but I guess it didn't work on you, Akane. [23:30] AKANE     I followed your scent here, Hakuto. [23:33] AKANE     Sniff, sniff. [23:35] KUNAI     She's like a dog. [23:37] AKANE     Akane, as cute as a puppy, at your service! [23:41] KUNAIORGAN     Posing for the camera? [23:43] AKANE     Teehee. SIGN    Next Episode 8 - ReCovery Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] TATSU     O Great Mother, [00:03] TATSU     a mysterious human has set     foot in our territory. [00:09] TATSU     He seems to be causing a ruckus. [00:12] TATSU     We'll monitor him and, if his     transgressions go too far, [00:15] TATSU     dispose of him at once. [00:18] TATSU     Excuse me. [00:19] DRAGON     He's of no consequence. [00:22] DRAGON     Ignore him. [00:24] TATSU     Ma'am! [00:28] DRAGON     So, that man has arrived at long last. [00:31] DRAGON     How will this rematch turn out? SIGN    Episode 8 [02:06] KONGMING     Sheesh, it's just problem after problem. [02:09] KONGMING     We're building up the New Queendom of     Xenovia by expanding our territory, [02:14] KONGMING     but the lands we annexed     keep fighting each other. [02:16] KONGMING     I don't know what to do. [02:19] BEATRICE     You don't understand the pain people     feel because you're a demon. [02:23] KONGMING     Survival of the fittest. [02:25] BEATRICE     Yeah, but you devour even the strong. [02:28] BEATRICE     You're a bluegill. [02:30] KONGMING     Who're you calling a bluegill?! [02:31] BEATRICE     No! Say no to violence! [02:33] KONGMING     After exiling the incompetent former king, [02:36] KONGMING     we built up an obvious foreign threat     to unite our people. That part was fine. [02:42] BEATRICE     Threat? You mean the Kingdom of Parma? [02:45] KONGMING     Yes. And just as planned,     our forces came together, [02:48] KONGMING     and Xenovia's influence spread further. [02:51] KONGMING     But as soon as the threat was     nullified, we're back to square one. [02:55] BEATRICE     And you used your wiles to win     General Leon over to our side. [03:00] BEATRICE     He's elegant, kind, and     respectable unlike someone. [03:05] BEATRICE     General Leon is totally Leonish. [03:06] KONGMING     Shut up about Leon already! [03:09] BEATRICE     I feel so bad. [03:11] BEATRICE     You really took Parma's Princess Cake     hostage and forced him to pledge his allegiance. [03:16] BEATRICE     Aren't you ashamed of yourself? [03:18] BEATRICE     Heck, you're an embarrassment to humanity. [03:20] BEATRICE     How do you sleep at night? [03:22] KONGMING     Beatrice, I told you that was a lie I told     Leon to win him over, and not the truth. [03:28] BEATRICE     I forgot. [03:29] KONGMING     What are you, a goldfish?! [03:31] KONGMING     I bet it was a demon who     abducted Princess Cake. [03:34] BEATRICE     A demon? You mean you? [03:37] BEATRICE     So you're confessing.     Death penalty to you. [03:40] KONGMING     You're the one getting the death penalty! [03:42] BEATRICE     Eek! [03:45] KONGMING     I'll stuff your mouth with     ice to stop you from running it. [03:51] KONGMING     I wonder how many cubes I can fit in. [03:53] BEATRICE     S-Stop it... [03:56] BEATRICE     Something so big could never fit... [03:58] KONGMING     Don't worry. I'll slip it     in gently and gradually. [04:04] BEATRICE     Boss, you've got a scary look in your eyes! [04:09] LEON     That village is close to     the planned battleground. [04:12] LEON     Have the residents evacuate. [04:13] ZORM     General Leon, we might as well raze that     village or take it over to use as our base. [04:19] LEON     This is our war. We can't     drag innocent people into it. [04:24] LEON     I must find where Princess Cake     is imprisoned, no matter what. [04:27] LEON     Damn Xenovia! [04:29] LEON     I'm going to rescue the princess     and bring judgment down upon you! [04:32] KONGMING     Just so you know, [04:34] KONGMING     I had nothing to do with     Princess Cake's disappearance. [04:37] BEATRICE     You're lying! [04:39] BEATRICE     You love murdering people     more than you love food. [04:42] BEATRICE     You could abduct them as     easily as you breathe... [04:45] KONGMING     Perhaps I should stick another one in. [04:48] BEATRICE     You perv! You're an icy perv! [04:51] KONGMING     Princess Cake probably either     died when the castle fell, [04:54] KONGMING     was caught up in its flames,     or took her own life. [04:58] BEATRICE     Then you basically did kill her. [05:00] BEATRICE     It's not too late. Turn yourself in. [05:03] BEATRICE     I'll execute you with     prejudice. Death to pervs! [05:06] KONGMING     Oh? [05:07] KONGMING     So you want ice in other orifices too, huh? [05:10] BEATRICE     No! [05:15] HAMMER     Have we really been brought into     the Demon Lands, of all places? [05:20] HAMMER     We're done for. We can never     return to human territory again. [05:25] CAKE     Mister. [05:26] HAMMER     Huh? [05:27] CAKE     Please, have this. [05:29] HAMMER     You're asking me to eat? Here? [05:31] CAKE     You need to eat, even if it's just a little. [05:33] HAMMER     I'll be fine. You should     eat that yourself, miss. [05:37] CAKE     I understand how you feel, but... [05:38] CAKE     We need to eat, no matter where we are. [05:42] CAKE     Please don't give up hope.     I'll do everything I can, too. [05:47] CAKE     Damn, we don't have enough supplies! [05:50] CAKE     Norma and Gyril were the ones who died today. [05:53] CAKE     They're all such famished little twigs. [05:56] CAKE     At this rate, it'll be     my turn before I know it. [05:59] CAKE     That damned demon... [06:01] CAKE     That Hammer guy was pretty     plump. Maybe he'll last a bit. [06:05] CAKE     If I show him my tears,     he'll do my every bidding. [06:09] KALE     Top of the evenin' to ya! [06:11] KALE     You're such a schemer, Princess Cake. [06:14] CAKE     High Demon Kale... [06:17] KALE     You cut a gallant sight again today. [06:19] KALE     You really do care about     yourself above all else. [06:22] KALE     How many more have to die for it     to be your turn to get tortured? [06:25] KALE     You need to be their ray of hope, lift     their spirits, and make them survive, [06:31] KALE     or you'll be screwed in no time! [06:33] KALE     I love that look on your face! [06:35] KALE     But remember, you're a princess. [06:38] KALE     You need to act more dignified. [06:40] KALE     You'll disappoint your     citizens lookin' like that. [06:43] KALE     Oh, wait. The Kingdom of     Parma is already no more. [06:46] KALE     The harder you try, the     more they'll want to live. [06:49] KALE     But as time goes on, they'll despair, [06:51] KALE     find hope again, and then     fall into despair again! [06:55] KALE     A perfect loop, don't you     think? You do, right? [07:05] KALE     You need to do better. [07:07] KALE     I'm rootin' for you always, okay? [07:11] KALE     Okay? Okay? Okay? [07:17] KALE     See ya later. [07:20] KALE     Oh, here. Medicine. [07:23] KALE     It's really effective and fills you     with energy, but it hurts like a bitch. [07:27] KALE     You're free to use it     yourself or on your slaves. [07:30] KALE     See ya! [07:43] CAKE     Help... [07:45] CAKE     Somebody... help me! [07:51] BEASTS     Get back here, human! [07:56] AKANE     Yahoo! [08:02] GV     Survival Skill: [08:03] GV     Lucky Star activated. [08:07] AKANE     Oh, close save. [08:19] MINK     Please don't tell me you have the     protection of the Goddess of Fate. [08:24] AKANE     No, I'm just a goddess myself! [08:27] AKANE     Aren't I so pretty? [08:29] MINK     Do you even know     what you're saying? [08:31] MINK     Will I have to bring out my other self? [08:35] AKANE     Your other self? [08:37] AKANE     Your dark doppelganger? [08:38] AKANE     Or do you have multiple     edgy personalities? [08:42] MINK     Multiple? I hadn't thought of that. [08:45] MINK     I guess I don't have to limit     myself to one other personality. [08:48] MINK     I'm taking that idea! [08:50] DOGBEAST     Why are they avoiding all the traps? [08:52] DEERBEAST     How do you expect us deer to know?! [08:55] HORSEBEAST     They're even predicting all our ambushes! [08:58] BULLBEAST     This might be trouble... [09:00] AKANE     Beastkin are kinda different     than what I expected. [09:04] AKANE     Don't they have any fluffy ones? [09:06] MINK     Can you take this seriously? We'll     get killed as soon as we're captured. [09:13] MINK     O dark abyss, [09:15] MINK     mislead the fools taking on human names. [09:18] MINK     Holy Mist! SIGN    Holy     Mist [09:21] BULLBEAST     My eyes! [09:23] DEERBEAST     Everything's white.     That much, I know. [09:26] MINK     The lamenting sun shines upon you all, [09:29] MINK     rendering you unable to escape. [09:32] MINK     Starve and hear the coming of the reaper! [09:35] MINK     Angel Chain! SIGN    Angel     Chain [09:40] BULLBEAST     Ouch! [09:42] FISHBEAST     I can't move! [09:43] FISHBEAST     Hey, mole! Get rid of this! [09:46] MOLEBEAST     Get rid of it yourself! [09:50] AKANE     Whoa... [09:52] AKANE     Hey! [09:53] AKANE     Why are you so frickin' cool, Miss Edgelord? [09:56] AKANE     I'm so impressed! [09:57] MINK     Let's get out of here while we can. [09:59] AKANE     All right! It's my turn now! [10:03] AKANE     Drumroll! Jump Shoes! [10:10] MINK     H-Hey! [10:11] AKANE     How soft! These are some     scandalous marshmallows. [10:15] AKANE     Why, you! [10:16] MINK     Hey, stop that! It tickles! [10:18] MINK     Eek, no! [10:20] MINK     Wait, what? [10:21] ORGAN     Oh, you're back, Mink. [10:23] KUNAI     Good job exploring the map, Akane. [10:26] AKANE     Hakuto, you should come with me next time. [10:28] MINK     Wait, you're going back out there?! [10:30] AKANE     Of course. Not every day I get to     go on a midnight date with Hakuto! [10:40] KUNAI     The foliage is subtly different     on the southern side. [10:43] AKANE     Say, Hakuto. It's summer now, isn't it? [10:46] AKANE     How about we plan a summery event?     Like a festival or something. [10:51] KUNAI     Festival? Depending on the     details, I may consider it. [10:54] AKANE     Keep wasting time like that, and     summer will be gone in a flash. [10:59] AKANE     We need watermelon splitting, relationship     progress with a fireworks show, [11:02] AKANE     swimsuit titillation, reincarnating in     another world, time travel and stuff. [11:07] AKANE     Summer is the time for collecting     game CGs with major events. [11:11] AKANE     Ow! [11:12] AKANE     Owie... [11:13] KUNAI     That's what you get for walking backwards. [11:20] AKANE     Huh? [11:22] AKANE     What's this? [11:24] KUNAI     Show me that! [11:25] AKANE     Huh?! [11:26] KUNAI     That's a Great Empire medal! Why is it here?! [11:30] GV     Congratulations. Medal     exchange has been unlocked. [11:34] KUNAI     Yes, yes! [11:36] KUNAI     At last, my power... my privileges! [11:39] KUNAI     The power I had lost is finally back! [11:42] KUNAI     Well done! Good job, Akane! [11:45] AKANE     Oh, thanks... [11:47] AKANE     Your Medal Queen skill must've activated. [11:50] AKANE     It boosts medal drop rate     in various areas, after all. [11:55] AKANE     Right. I got a message from Yu yesterday. [11:58] KUNAI     Oh? What did she say? [12:00] YU     Chief! [12:01] AKANE     She warned me not to cause trouble for you. [12:05] AKANE     Acting high and mighty just     because she's a little smart. [12:07] AKANE     It pisses me off just     remembering her smug face! [12:11] KUNAI     Calm down. Yu has mellowed out quite     a bit since coming to this world. [12:17] AKANE     I find that hard to believe. [12:22] AKANE     She's far more scary now than she used to be. [12:25] AKANE     I bet she's willing to do anything for you. [12:28] KUNAI     Wait, what do you mean? [12:30] AKANE     But I can understand how she feels. [12:34] AKANE     You've changed a lot. [12:36] AKANE     It's kinda fun just being by your side. [12:39] KUNAI     Strange thing to say. Did     you eat something weird? [12:42] AKANE     I know I'm an idiot, okay? [12:43] AKANE     But so many times, I've got the feeling     that that world was created by someone, [12:48] AKANE     and that I was imprisoned in there. [12:51] AKANE     I always begged whomever it was     to let me leave that awful world. [12:58] KUNAI     What are you talking about? [13:00] AKANE     Nobody ever responded to me. [13:04] AKANE     But I think my message has     gotten through to them now. [13:08] AKANE     And maybe now they may be     willing to respond to me. [13:11] KUNAI     Y-Yeah? I'm happy for you, then. [13:13] AKANE     I didn't like whomever it was at first. [13:18] AKANE     In fact, I hated them for trapping     me in that terrible world. [13:22] AKANE     But as time went on, I started     understanding them bit by bit. [13:28] AKANE     I realized that they love me, though     they show it in a weird way. [13:32] AKIRA     This is bad, very bad. [13:34] AKIRA     This feels like bad news for some reason! [13:36] KUNAI     Calm down, Akane. We're     in enemy territory... huh? [13:44] KUNAI     What's a shrine gate doing here? [13:47] AKANE     Yeah, that's strange. [13:49] KUNAI     I'll go investigate. You go back to the base. [13:53] AKANE     No way. What if something happens to you? [13:56] KUNAI     Akane, this is an order. [13:59] AKIRA     I can tell from the air here... [14:01] AKIRA     It's similar to that Wishing     Shrine with that Ophan idol. [14:06] AKANE     Hey, Hakuto! [14:07] AKANE     I heard something interesting     while exploring the forest. [14:12] KUNAI     What was it? [14:13] AKANE     A rumor that bad guys are selling people     and tormenting them to the east. [14:18] KUNAI     Oho? Well, that's not very nice. [14:21] AKANE     Right? I hate waiting around,     so can I go investigate that? [14:27] KUNAI     Sure, sure. [14:28] KUNAI     Making decisions for yourself is the first     sign of growth as part of the workforce. [14:33] AKANE     I'll take the edgelord with me, then. [14:36] KUNAI     I'm waiting for good news. [14:38] AKIRA     Phew! I got out of it somehow! [14:43] AKANE     Found you. [14:44] AKIRA     I can't let my guard down with my aides. [14:47] PRIESTESS     Were you the one causing     a fuss in my territory? [14:52] KUNAI     My apologies. I saw this familiar building,     and I just had to check it out. [14:56] PRIESTESS     What a strange thing to say. [14:58] PRIESTESS     I figured you would be the intruder     making a ruckus around these parts, [15:02] PRIESTESS     but you're a human? [15:04] PRIESTESS     I see. Very interesting. [15:06] KUNAI     What's interesting? [15:08] PRIESTESS     Normally, evildoers like you couldn't     hope to set foot in my territory. [15:15] PRIESTESS     But that ring... [15:17] PRIESTESS     I sense the accursed Ophan's power from it. [15:21] KUNAI     You know Ophan? I have so     many questions for you! [15:25] KUNAI     Could you show yourself, please? [15:28] PRIESTESS     Sadly, I happen to be quite tired. [15:30] PRIESTESS     I'm happy just knowing you're     not that demon's minion. [15:35] PRIESTESS     I suggest you leave here at once. [15:37] PRIESTESS     Heck, get lost. Your face is scary. [15:40] KUNAI     Don't judge a book by its cover! [15:49] BLUEFOX     Hey, evil-faced human! Stay away from Mother! [15:53] FIREFOX     I-Indeed, it is as Brother says! [15:56] FIREFOX     I have never seen a     more evil face than yours! [15:59] BLUEFOX     Hear me, human! [16:00] BLUEFOX     I am the supreme ice shock, Bluefox! [16:05] KUNAI     What're you, the Magnificent     Ten from Giant Robo? [16:08] FIREFOX     L-Listen and be amazed! I am     the heated blaze, Firefox! [16:12] KUNAI     And this one sounds like a web browser. [16:15] FIREFOX     Do you have a problem with our names?! [16:19] BLUEFOX     Mother! He truly is an evil-faced evildoer! [16:24] KUNAI     Enough fooling around. Mind     if I ask a few questions? [16:28] KUNAI     I want to know what you know about the Ophan. [16:32] BLUEFOX     Mother is exhausted! That demon is     making things hard enough as it is... [16:47] KALE     Hello, hello! [16:49] KALE     I'm here to play, ancient furries. [16:52] KALE     Your door is way too sturdy, you know. [16:54] AKIRA     The hell is that*? [16:57] PRIESTESS     Hurry up and return to me, you two! [17:00] KALE     Too bad. Got the blue one. [17:08] FIREFOX     B-Brother! [17:10] BLUEFOX     Hurry... run... [17:13] KALE     Doubt! [17:15] KALE     Off with the red one's head! [17:23] KUNAI     This is a bit dangerous for a kids game. [17:26] KALE     Yikes. Listen, I thought I'd leave     you for later since you're human... [17:34] KALE     You... You smell like that shitty angel. [17:38] KALE     M-My mind's about to go crazy. [17:48] KUNAI     Looks like that thing's pretty famous. [17:51] KUNAI     Tell me what you know. [17:54] KALE     A human who reeks of Ophan? [17:57] KALE     No, he's got more... [17:59] KALE     Yeah, this smell... [18:01] KALE     This smell! This smell! [18:04] KALE     What a surprise! I can't believe     someone like you exists... [18:09] KALE     I wanna kill you dead! [18:12] KALE     Chop off your ears, cut off your     nose, and feast on your eyes! [18:17] KALE     Actually, that'd be a     massive waste. I shouldn't. [18:19] KALE     I'll have to keep you captive at home. [18:22] KALE     I have a bad habit of     breaking things too soon! [18:27] KALE     I'm High Demon Kale. Nice to meetcha. [18:32] KALE     My hobbies are murder, torture, and stuff. [18:34] KALE     Let's be friends. [18:36] KUNAI     Dude, did you snort something dangerous? [18:41] KALE     Yeah, yeah! [18:44] KALE     I'm so damn high! [18:52] KALE     Wait, what? [18:58] KALE     Ow, ow, ow! It hurts! [19:03] KUNAI     Quit acting up, punk. I'll crush you. [19:06] KALE     What the hell are you? [19:16] KUNAI     I'll consider this a lesson     taught and let you off the hook, [19:19] KUNAI     but there won't be a next time. [19:21] KUNAI     I've always thought the juvenile     act was a massive waste of time. [19:26] PRIESTESS     Sorry you had to do that*     on my behalf... [19:30] FIREFOX     Brother, Brother! Please, open your eyes! [19:34] KUNAI     Step aside. [19:44] KUNAI     Why won't the wound close? [19:48] PRIESTESS     I'm sorry, visitor, but his scythe     curses anyone it cuts through. [19:53] PRIESTESS     No herbs or holy magic can stop the bleeding. [19:58] PRIESTESS     All you can do is watch him pass away. [20:01] KUNAI     A curse? How annoying. [20:04] KUNAI     I should've given him another socking. [20:06] KUNAI     High-Level Item Creation:     Curse-Lifting Altar. [20:10] AKIRA     This item dispels not only light curses,     but also the most severe ones. [20:24] PRIESTESS     Oh... I can scarcely believe it! [20:26] FIREFOX     Brother! Are you all right, Brother? [20:29] BLUEFOX     Yeah... I feel better now. [20:34] KUNAI     Hey, punk. How do you feel now? [20:37] KUNAI     I'll lend you an ear. Tell me all about it. [20:41] KALE     You'll pay... [20:43] KALE     I swear I'll make you pay! [20:46] KUNAI     Pathetic! How fitting for a loser like you! [20:49] KUNAI     Where did you train to cut     such a worthless figure? [20:53] KUNAI     Or did a Devil Fruit make you that uncool? [20:55] KUNAI     You, red blaze fox. Have     the blue one drink this. [21:00] FIREFOX     D-Don't call us by our colors! [21:04] KUNAI     Now, stupid punk. I have     some questions for you, too. [21:08] KUNAI     Hmm? [21:09] KALE     I'll never forget you. [21:12] KALE     I will have my vengeance.     I swear it! [21:19] PRIESTESS     We're saved somehow. [21:21] PRIESTESS     Thank you, visitor. [21:23] PRIESTESS     You two, thank him too. [21:25] BLUEFOX     For a human, you were about as     useful as the tip of my pinky... [21:31] FIREFOX     I don't want to thank such a meanie human! [21:35] KUNAI     You've failed in raising them properly. [21:39] KUNAI     Anyway, the nuisance is     gone. Can we talk already? [21:45] PRIESTESS     Forgive me. I'm at my limit     just maintaining the barrier. [21:48] PRIESTESS     I must close the hole he opened in it. [21:51] KUNAI     Barrier? [21:52] PRIESTESS     Should we meet again, I will show     you my appreciation once more. [21:56] KUNAI     H-Hey... [21:58] KUNAI     Dammit! What was that? [22:01] KUNAI     But... [22:02] KUNAI     Looks like Ophan, the one who gave     me this ring, is quite well-known. [22:06] KUNAI     And there are a bunch of people     with grudges against it. [22:10] AKIRA     What exactly are you trying to make me do? SIGN    Next Episode 9 - ReQuest Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] ORGAN     This is truly relaxing. [00:04] ORGAN     I haven't felt this way in centuries. [00:08] ORGAN     Does the Demon Lord get to     enjoy this on a daily basis? [00:14] ORGAN     It's so strange. [00:16] ORGAN     When he's around, I feel     so safe for some reason. [00:20] ORGAN     Perhaps he's akin to what a     father is supposed to be like? [00:25] ORGAN     The Demon Lord? [00:32] ORGAN     He always seems to enjoy drinking this. [00:36] ORGAN     If only I could taste it... [00:37] KUNAI     Coffee milk is good, too. [00:40] ORGAN     Eek! [00:41] KUNAI     Fruity milk is also not a bad choice, [00:43] KUNAI     but I keep going back to     just regular old milk. [00:47] ORGAN     Since when have you been here?! [00:49] KUNAI     I just got back and took a dip. [00:52] KUNAI     I want you to know how good     milk tastes after a hot bath. [00:56] KUNAI     I'll have my aide fix up your     taste buds when we go back to Rabby. [01:00] ORGAN     I don't have any particular     issues without taste buds. [01:04] ORGAN     Having them would only make it painful     when I'm forced to eat something awful. [01:08] ORGAN     Anyway, what's with that aide of yours? [01:11] ORGAN     She whisked Mink away     as soon as she returned. [01:13] KUNAI     Don't worry about it. [01:15] KUNAI     She said something about     slave trading and torture... [01:19] KUNAI     Does that ring any bells? [01:21] ORGAN     She's likely talking about the slave markets. [01:24] ORGAN     Awful places. [01:25] KUNAI     You know a lot about them? [01:27] ORGAN     I do. After all, they're     run by none other than... [01:30] ORGAN     my father, archfiend Belphegor. SIGN    Episode 9 SIGN    Belphegor's Castle SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Demon Lands SIGN    Slave Market 1 SIGN    Slave Market 2 SIGN    Beast Kingdom SIGN    Belphegor's Castle [03:10] ORGAN     Belphegor runs three slave markets in total. SIGN    Belphegor's Castle SIGN    Belphegor's Castle SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Belphegor's Castle SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Belphegor's Castle SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Demon Lands SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Demon Lands [03:13] KUNAI     Three in the same region?     Are they different somehow? [03:16] ORGAN     First is the bottom of the barrel. [03:18] ORGAN     It's a bad environment, SIGN    Slave Market 1 [03:21] ORGAN     and the slaves are beaten, killed,     or turned into toys for fun. [03:25] ORGAN     The customer base consists of scum like     orcs, ogres, and low-level vampires. [03:29] KUNAI     Why abuse the slaves? [03:31] KUNAI     If you injure them, their value goes down. [03:33] KUNAI     And if they die, you're just     losing out on a bunch of money. [03:37] ORGAN     For selection. [03:38] ORGAN     Only those that survive the horrors of     the first market and don't go insane SIGN    Slave Market 1 [03:43] ORGAN     are sent to the second. SIGN    Slave Market 2 [03:46] KUNAI     An endurance test, huh? [03:48] ORGAN     In the second, they're given a clean     environment, food, and a proper place to sleep. [03:53] ORGAN     And they're put through slave     training and brainwashing. [03:56] KUNAI     So, they apply the finishing touches there. SIGN    Slave Market 2 [03:59] ORGAN     The third is the actual slave market. SIGN    Slave M SIGN    Demon Lands SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Slave Market 3 [04:04] ORGAN     The pretty, tough, and refined are the best     slaves and are sold there for high prices. [04:08] KUNAI     That's an elaborate setup. [04:11] ORGAN     Other archfiends don't expend     any effort on humans. [04:15] ORGAN     But Belphegor is different. [04:18] ORGAN     He is lazy, lust-driven, and loves     taking the scenic route above all else. [04:23] ORGAN     That "scenic route" produces     high-quality slaves, [04:26] ORGAN     and it gave him a monopoly in     the Demon Lands's slave industry. [04:30] KUNAI     So he put together a solid quality     control and marketing strategy. [04:34] KUNAI     He must be a shrewd businessman. [04:37] ORGAN     I suppose. [04:38] ORGAN     All his experimenting on me was him     taking that "scenic route," too. [04:42] AKIRA     Here comes another massive landmine! [04:46] ORGAN     So, where did that Akane girl run off to? [04:50] KUNAI     The first. SIGN    Slave SIGN    Slave Market 1 SIGN    Belphegor's Castle SIGN    Slave Market 2 SIGN    Slave Market 3 SIGN    Demon Lands SIGN    Beast Kingdom [04:52] ORGAN     But the second is closest to the border. [04:54] KUNAI     If the first has the worst environment,     that's where she'll go. SIGN    Slave SIGN    Slave Market 1 SIGN    Slave Market 1 SIGN    Slave Market 1 SIGN    Slave Market 1 SIGN    Slave Market 1 [04:59] KUNAI     It's the place that     requires the most urgency. [05:02] KUNAI     It'll serve as a decent distraction     according to our original plan. [05:06] KUNAI     We'll use the monkeys to     make an even bigger scene. [05:09] ORGAN     The beast general's tribe? How     will you get them to play along? [05:11] KUNAI     I've already taken their precious Power Pole     and put a Golden Headband on the chief. [05:18] ORGAN     That battle I thought was     pointless was for this? [05:21] ORGAN     And what will we do? [05:23] KUNAI     Go through the front gate to see your father. [05:27] ORGAN     Just the two of us? [05:29] KUNAI     Message. [05:32] KUNAI     I got us an appointment. Let's go. [05:36] ORGAN     Put me down! I am not a child! [05:39] KUNAI     Who's going to believe you're 400 years old? [05:42] KUNAI     You don't look all that different from Aku. [05:45] ORGAN     Who is that? Yet another woman? [05:48] KUNAI     What's with the "yet another" bit? [05:50] ORGAN     Anyway, don't grab me without permission! [05:53] KUNAI     Not like you lose anything.     Don't let it bother you. [05:56] ORGAN     I do... I lose a lot! [05:58] ORGAN     Anyway, tell me first before you touch me. [06:02] KUNAI     I'm not some cat wearing     a construction helmet. [06:05] KUNAI     I'm not going to point and     check before doing everything. [06:07] MONKEYMAGIC     You make a fuss in this divine place? [06:10] MONKEYMAGIC     You are as tactless as ever, human. [06:13] KUNAI     Sorry for summoning you out of the blue. [06:15] KUNAI     I've come to make a request of you. [06:18] MONKEYMAGIC     An inferior human wants     help from us forest sages? [06:21] KUNAI     Bind. [06:23] MONKEYMAGIC     Ow, ow, ow, ow! [06:25] KUNAI     I am deeply impressed by your desire     to test the endurance of your skull, [06:31] KUNAI     but I'd prefer it if you     heard me out quietly tonight. [06:34] MONKEYMAGIC     Fine, I will! [06:36] MONKEYMAGIC     So please, stop this! [06:38] KUNAI     Stop. [06:41] BALDERSON     Are you okay, boss? [06:44] KUNAI     My request is this: I want you to     attack Belphegor's slave market. [06:49] MONKEYMAGIC     Wha?! [06:51] BALDERSON     Dark boss, please don't give the     chief complicated instructions. [06:55] KUNAI     Was that really complicated? [06:58] BALDERSON     That girl there... Isn't she     Belphegor's dear, only daughter? [07:04] BALDERSON     What are you plotting? [07:07] KUNAI     Hey, parents and children fight all the time. [07:11] KUNAI     Don't think too much. Just go wild. [07:14] BALDERSON     You make it sound so easy. [07:16] BALDERSON     Besides, we're forbidden from setting foot     in the lands past the divine territory. [07:20] PRIESTESS     Monkeymen, sages of the forest. [07:23] MONKEYMAGIC     Th-That voice! [07:25] BALDERSON     The holy priestess! [07:26] PRIESTESS     I ask this of you as well... [07:29] PRIESTESS     Could you please help this human? [07:32] MONKEYMAGIC     The holy priestess is making     a personal request to us! [07:36] PRIESTESS     I owe that human a debt. [07:39] PRIESTESS     I will talk to Tatsu myself. [07:42] BALDERSON     Boss, it looks like we've got ourselves     our first big job in a while! [07:46] MONKEYMAGIC     We can break some demon     skulls fair and square! [07:51] MONKEYMAGIC     Give back my pole. [07:53] MONKEYMAGIC     I don't like taking orders from a human, [07:55] MONKEYMAGIC     but it's different with the     holy priestess asking. [07:58] MONKEYMAGIC     I'll go along with your plan. [08:00] KUNAI     I'm glad to have your understanding. [08:05] KUNAI     Go as wild as you can. [08:08] KUNAI     But don't kill any humans. [08:10] MONKEYMAGIC     Got it. [08:12] KUNAI     Oh, and take this with you. [08:14] KUNAI     It'll play a big role this time, in a way. [08:17] MONKEYMAGIC     What is this? [08:19] KUNAI     No need to think about it for now. [08:21] KUNAI     I'll give you instructions later. [08:23] KUNAI     Hey, holy priestess or whatever! [08:25] KUNAI     I'm not done with you yet. [08:28] KUNAI     Once this is all over, you will     see me and answer my questions. [08:32] KUNAI     Don't think you can escape it. [08:34] PRIESTESS     You're always so scary. [08:37] PRIESTESS     As is your face. [08:40] KUNAI     I told you, don't judge a book by its cover! [08:43] PRIESTESS     My children like you, too. They have     taken to calling you evil-faced. [08:49] KUNAI     Uh, that sounds more like they hate me... [08:55] ORGAN     What is this, a sightseeing trip? [08:58] ORGAN     We're not going there to have fun, you know? [09:01] ORGAN     What's wrong? Are we not going? [09:04] KUNAI     Uh, I'm sorry, but I can't Omnitravel     to places I've never been to before. [09:09] KUNAI     We'll have to run after them,     is what I'm saying. [09:13] ORGAN     What?! [09:14] ORGAN     You should've told me sooner! [09:16] ORGAN     Hmph! [09:18] KUNAI     Now... [09:20] KUNAI     Let's go see what the Demon Lands are like. [09:33] PRIESTESS     What a loud bunch. [09:37] PRIESTESS     Was that all right with you... [09:39] PRIESTESS     Tatsu? [09:40] TATSU     My opinion matters not. [09:43] TATSU     I need only carry out Mother's will. [09:46] PRIESTESS     Didn't she tell you to ignore him? [09:50] PRIESTESS     Wouldn't my request to the     Monkeymen go against that order? [09:57] PRIESTESS     Such a scary look. [09:59] PRIESTESS     I don't think I've ever seen     you get so emotional before. [10:04] TATSU     Great blessings, and great hatred. [10:08] PRIESTESS     Oh? [10:10] TATSU     He's not meant to exist in this world. [10:14] PRIESTESS     So, you'll kill him? [10:15] TATSU     I could do that at any time. [10:17] TATSU     All I want to know is     what Mother is thinking. [10:25] PRIESTESS     Sheesh. She has one troublesome daughter. [10:31] PRIESTESS     Well, problem children tend to be more dear. [10:38] PRIESTESS     It looks like there will be a storm tonight. [10:56] CAKE     Are you all right, Mister Hammer? [10:59] HAMMER     Y-Yeah. [11:00] CAKE     Please stay strong. If you do, then surely... [11:04] CAKE     Oh, sorry. Who am I to talk down to you, huh? [11:10] HAMMER     Nah, thank you for looking out for me. [11:17] CAKE     Here, mister. [11:21] HAMMER     Huh? [11:22] CAKE     Shh, it's a secret. [11:25] HAMMER     H-How'd you get this? [11:28] CAKE     Someone shared them with me. [11:30] CAKE     Hide and eat it so that     nobody else finds out. [11:34] HAMMER     Right. [11:35] CAKE     See you. [11:37] HAMMER     Ah... [11:39] HAMMER     I must live on, for her sake as well. [11:45] CAKE     Damn it! [11:46] CAKE     Only three were good enough     to send to the second? [11:50] CAKE     If this keeps up, they'll get rid of me soon! [11:53] CAKE     I need to do something before     that bastard Kale comes back. [11:56] CAKE     Maybe I'll use his name     to get some food from the second. [12:03] CAKE     Pardon me... [12:05] CAKE     Tch. Nobody here when I need them? [12:08] CAKE     They're good for nothing. [12:10] SKEWER     And whom might you be referring to? [12:22] CAKE     I apologize! [12:24] CAKE     I was simply complaining     about one of the slaves! [12:26] CAKE     They were not good enough! [12:29] SKEWER     That's not ideal. It's your     job to discipline them, then. [12:34] CAKE     It won't happen again! [12:35] CAKE     Lord Kale gave me instructions     regarding that. [12:39] CAKE     May I please have a carriage to go     to the second slave market? [12:42] SKEWER     I can scarcely understand why Lord Belphegor     left that boor in charge of this place. [12:50] SKEWER     Of course, he loves his     detours and futile pursuits. [12:54] SKEWER     Perhaps he saw himself in Kale. [12:58] SKEWER     Very well. Go to Second and fulfill your duty. [13:02] CAKE     As you wish, sir. [13:05] CAKE     Yes! I got this monster's approval! [13:11] CAKE     I will definitely escape this place. [13:15] CAKE     Parma Kingdom only lost because that     stupid father of mine sent Leon away. [13:21] CAKE     If I can regroup with him, [13:23] CAKE     we can get revenge on the     New Queendom of Xenovia. [13:26] CAKE     I will tear Beatrice and Kongming to shreds! [13:35] SKEWER     I haven't come here in a while. [13:39] SKEWER     Hmm, that's not ideal. [13:42] SKEWER     That old gentleman seems     to have injured his leg. [13:45] OLDMAN     I-I'm fine. [13:47] SKEWER     You mustn't force yourself, sir. [13:51] OLDMAN     P-Please wait! I can still... [14:00] SKEWER     You aren't performing the     necessary quality checks. [14:04] GOBLINA     W-We're terribly sorry. [14:06] SKEWER     A nose that can't detect rotting     is worth nothing at all! [14:12] SKEWER     What else do we have that is worthless? [14:14] GOBLINB     Th-This one no good! Dispose! [14:16] SLAVEMAN     Eek! I'm not injured or anything! [14:18] SLAVEWOMAN     Please spare me! If I die,     who'll look after this child? [14:21] GOBLINC     Quiet! Dispose! [14:22] AKANE     Wa-cha! [14:28] AKANE     Ta-dah! Akane has arrived! [14:32] AKANE     This will be my first battle here.     Gotta make it memorable, bling. [14:37] AKANE     I'll blow you all away, [14:38] AKANE     and start the legend of the Great Empire! [14:42] AKANE     You are already dead, see. [14:47] AKANE     It seems like you were killing     lots of people for fun, [14:52] AKANE     so I think I'll have fun killing you, too. [14:55] AKANE     That makes it even, right? [14:58] SKEWER     Oh? [14:59] MINK     Sacred downpour! [15:00] MINK     Holy Rain! [15:08] MINK     I, the dark who hunts the     dark, will be your opponent! [15:11] AKANE     Hey, don't barge into my show! [15:15] AKANE     Well... I guess it's okay if it's Miss Edgelord. [15:21] AKANE     Yikes! Lots of skeletons! [15:25] AKANE     Rest in pieces. [15:26] MINK     Hey! How are we going to     do this without Organ? [15:29] AKANE     For starters, laughter should do the trick. [15:32] MINK     This isn't funny! [15:38] MINK     Give me the protection of the abyssal     dark, so that I may rend all light! [15:49] MINK     Angelic Cross! [15:52] MINK     O corpses still clinging to the mortal world, [15:54] MINK     may you perish in brilliance! [16:00] AKANE     Whoo, I love this edgelord! [16:03] AKANE     We executing now? [16:05] MINK     Stop fooling around! [16:06] MINK     Do something about     that monster over there! [16:08] MINK     Heck, you better, damn it! [16:10] AKANE     Wow, swearing now? [16:12] AKANE     You can't be in an idol     unit with me like that. [16:16] SKEWER     Your cheerfulness is quite refreshing. [16:20] SKEWER     It's very unusual around these parts. [16:23] AKANE     You're the weird one, if you ask me. [16:27] SKEWER     Weird, you say? [16:29] AKANE     Why are you acting so unfazed     when you're about to die? [16:33] SKEWER     I happen to be a somewhat special being. [16:35] SKEWER     I have been freed from the concept of death. [16:40] SKEWER     I would like to experience it, if I could. [16:44] AKANE     Whoops. You just popped a flag, like     saying, "I'd like to know defeat." [16:49] SKEWER     Then let us duel, miss. [16:53] AKANE     Ready whenever you are. [16:55] SKEWER     I ask the rest of you to     entertain our other guest. [17:01] MINK     Wait! Don't come this way! [17:03] AKANE     That won't do, Miss Edgelord! [17:05] AKANE     Edgelords need to laugh     when they're in trouble! [17:08] MINK     Well, this isn't funny! [17:14] SKEWER     You're quite nimble. [17:16] SKEWER     Do you have a quality magic item     that lets you control the wind? [17:19] AKANE     If a treasure like that     exists, I'd love to have it. [17:22] SKEWER     Then you would do well to beat me. [17:26] SKEWER     My lord's castle has     magic items of all kinds. [17:30] AKANE     Thanks for the intel. [17:32] AKANE     Then I'll take all of those     treasures for myself. [17:36] SKEWER     Please, don't get too cocky! [17:41] AKANE     Yikes. That spear is kinda creepy. [17:44] SKEWER     I suppose it's time for me to get serious. [17:53] AKANE     Wow! A cloning technique! [17:56] SKEWER     I have four clones, aside from my real body. [18:00] SKEWER     Which means I was only fighting     you at 20 percent strength so far. [18:07] AKANE     Well, I'm stupid, so I don't     really understand what you're saying... [18:11] SKEWER     I hope you will entertain me! [18:17] AKANE     I should get into combat mode, too. [18:20] AKANE     Abradacabra, Elohim, Etz Chaim! [18:23] AKANE     Heed my call! [18:34] SKEWER     Were you born to bring me surprises? [18:39] AKANE     What? Your cloning technique     was more surprising. [18:56] AKANE     Huh? You called another clone? [18:59] SKEWER     You can never be too careful. [19:01] SKEWER     Now I'm at 80 percent strength. [19:04] AKANE     Oh? So you're scared. [19:11] AKANE     If you can fight at 100 percent, [19:14] AKANE     you should hurry up and do that. [19:19] AKANE     Hey, you need to hold on to it tighter. [19:25] SKEWER     Your bravery and strength     is worthy of praise. [19:30] SKEWER     Why don't we make a deal? [19:33] AKANE     Huh? A deal? [19:34] SKEWER     From what I can tell, you're     not after my lord's life. [19:39] SKEWER     That means we should be able     to work out a compromise. [19:43] SKEWER     Why don't you join our operation? [19:47] AKANE     What? No. [19:48] HAMMER     Eek! [19:50] SKEWER     From what I surmise, you pity these     humans and want to save them, right? [19:56] SKEWER     You should know that I have     the power to free them. [20:00] AKANE     I don't need your permission. [20:03] AKANE     And besides, Hakuto's the only     one who can order me around. [20:07] SKEWER     Don't move. [20:09] AKANE     It's fine, old dude. [20:11] AKANE     I'll punish this bad guy for you! [20:19] SKEWER     To think the day has come where     I would have to use this... [20:28] BELPHEGOR     Oh? The main body's going out? [20:39] SKEWER     You will regret making me go all-out. [20:44] HAMMER     I-It's all over. [20:46] HAMMER     I'm done for... [20:49] HAMMER     I wanted to live a little longer... [20:51] AKANE     I don't wanna hear it. [20:53] AKANE     Old dude, if you give up, that's     game, set, and match right there. [21:04] MINK     Wh-What is that?! [21:06] AKANE     All done? Good job. [21:08] MINK     Do something! [21:10] MINK     You're the Demon Lord's... the     fallen angel's aide, aren't you?! [21:13] AKANE     Right now, Hakuto's more     Swindler than Lucifer. [21:17] MINK     What does that even mean?! [21:20] AKANE     Get these people out of here. [21:23] AKANE     I'll take that thing down. [21:32] AKANE     Oh? [21:33] SKEWER     I told you, I have been freed     from the very concept of death! [21:41] SKEWER     Regeneration! [21:46] MINK     Hurry up! [21:48] HAMMER     Don't mind me. You should run away. [21:51] HAMMER     You still have a future. [21:55] AKANE     Huh? Are you trying to say you don't? [21:58] HAMMER     I'm just a no-name weed. [22:01] HAMMER     My destiny is to get trampled and die. [22:04] AKANE     Let me give you a useful     piece of info. [22:07] AKANE     Weeds get back up no matter how     many times they're stepped on. [22:11] AKANE     And they're stronger each time! [22:21] GV     First Skill: Pole Mastery activated. [22:24] GV     Second Skill: Sweep activated. [22:29] AKANE     I told you. [22:30] AKANE     You were already dead the     moment you stood before me! [22:34] GV     Second Dash: Astral Kick activated. [22:37] SKEWER     I can never die! [22:40] SKEWER     My regeneration can't keep up?! [22:42] SKEWER     Stop! [22:47] AKANE     Here comes the finishing blow! [22:50] AKANE     Huh? [22:54] AKANE     Tch. And here I thought I found an     opponent I could use a big technique on. [23:00] AKANE     See, old dude? Piece of cake. [23:02] HAMMER     R-Right... [23:08] AKANE     You saw, didn't you? [23:10] HAMMER     N-Nope! I saw nothing! [23:14] HAMMER     Actually, I did see, yeah... [23:17] AKANE     See? Good things do     happen in life, right? [23:21] HAMMER     Right! [23:26] AKANE     Welp. Hakuto's     making his move. [23:29] MINK     I thought we were     finished! What now?! [23:32] AKANE     We were a step too slow. [23:34] AKANE     Now we'll have to see what he's up     to and look for a chance to act. [23:38] MINK     You're still going? [23:40] AKANE     I mean, we gotta go look for the treasure! SIGN    Next Episode 10 - ReScue Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] CAKE     The second slave market facility... [00:04] CAKE     The first is nothing compared to this. [00:09] HENZEL     Long time no see, Cake. [00:11] HENZEL     Or, should I say Miss Failure? [00:14] HENZEL     What's a defective piece     doing here in the second? [00:17] HENZEL     This is no place for the likes of you. [00:21] CAKE     W-Well, I'm here on Sir Kale's orders... [00:24] HENZEL     We haven't received any word from him. [00:28] HENZEL     What are you trying to pull? [00:33] HENZEL     Didn't I tell you to light     my cigar within two seconds?! [00:37] CAKE     I'm so sorry! I'm not allowed     to have a fire stone on me. [00:42] HENZEL     I suppose not. [00:45] HENZEL     What did Sir Kale say? [00:47] CAKE     He told me to bring provisions because     the slaves in the first are malnourished. [00:53] HENZEL     In your dreams, you piece of trash! [00:56] HENZEL     That cruel Sir Kale would never     give such an order, would he, huh?! [01:00] GOBLIN     Sir Henzel! [01:03] GOBLIN     Monkeymen are invading our territory! [01:07] HENZEL     What? Those idiots?! [01:09] MONKEYMAGIC     You louts! [01:11] MONKEYMAGIC     Let's go get payback for     all these years of hurt! [01:14] MONKEYMEN     Yeah! [02:46] MONKEYMAGIC     Don't you guys dare stop! SIGN    Episode 10 [02:49] MONKEYMEN     Yeah! [02:51] MONKEYMEN     Today is the day we avenge our brethren! [02:54] MONKEYMEN     Slaughter all of Belphegor's minions! [03:05] MONKEYMAGIC     What's wrong, Balderson? [03:06] BALDERSON     Just wondering who that dark boss is. [03:10] MONKEYMAGIC     Has to be something divine,     just like the holy priestess. [03:14] MONKEYMAGIC     Probably a fallen god or something! [03:16] BALDERSON     A fallen god?! [03:18] MONKEYMAGIC     Now is the time to avenge our kin! [03:20] MONKEYMAGIC     Rip off our foes' heads     and devour their brains! [03:25] HENZEL     Damn it! What are those     stupid monkeys doing here?! [03:28] HENZEL     Did they forget we are the mighty demons? [03:33] CAKE     Why now, of all times? [03:36] HENZEL     I'll have to hide out here for a while. [03:43] HENZEL     Why are you here?! [03:45] CAKE     I was just... trying to escape... [03:48] HENZEL     Screw that! This is a secret room— [03:50] HENZEL     Wait, you didn't set this up, did you? [03:53] CAKE     Huh?! [03:55] HENZEL     What are you plotting? [03:56] CAKE     Nothing, I swear... [03:57] HENZEL     I've known all along that     you're a nasty schemer. [04:01] CAKE     But I... [04:02] HENZEL     Sir Kale may have taken a liking to you, [04:05] HENZEL     but now I can kill you off as an "accident". [04:08] HENZEL     Well? Tell me the truth if you don't     want your nails ripped off again! [04:15] HENZEL     That's the way! [04:17] HENZEL     Pieces of trash like you deserve to     be bullied into tears your entire life! [04:17] CAKE     It's always like this. [04:19] CAKE     Nobody ever helps me out. [04:26] HENZEL     Y-You bitch! [04:27] HENZEL     Do you realize what you've     just done, you trashy scum?! [04:31] KUNAI     Hey, I heard something. [04:33] ORGAN     I didn't. [04:36] HENZEL     Looks like someone's snuck in. [04:39] KUNAI     It came from beneath us. [04:40] ORGAN     Must be a hidden room of some sort. [04:43] KUNAI     Should we check it out? [04:43] HENZEL     No way. This room is fitted with     a magical soundproofing device. [04:45] ORGAN     Wait. Buildings like     these have lots of traps. [04:47] KUNAI     That'd be a pain. We'll     just burst right in, then. [04:50] ORGAN     Hey! I told you not to grab me without— [04:55] ORGAN     What are you playing at, Demon Lord?! [04:57] ORGAN     Is it the fallen angel way to carry     an unwilling woman into battle?! [05:01] HENZEL     Well, if it isn't the young miss! [05:04] HENZEL     What an unexpected honor and     privilege to see you here! [05:10] GV     Food processing. Vegetable     Soup and Cheesecake. [05:16] KUNAI     Drink this to calm down and have a snack. [05:20] HENZEL     I'm a little taken aback by     your surprising entrance. [05:25] ORGAN     Blame that man over there. [05:28] HENZEL     Surely you jest. [05:30] HENZEL     I'm not sure it's appropriate     to let a pest like him run wild. [05:33] ORGAN     Why don't you check with him     if he's a pest or not? [05:38] KUNAI     What did you do to this girl? [05:40] HENZEL     Don't get cocky just because     you serve the young miss. [05:43] HENZEL     Ask for permission before     you speak, you measly pest! [05:46] KUNAI     Did you not hear me?     I asked you what you did. [05:50] HENZEL     May I discipline this man, young miss? [05:54] ORGAN     Do what you want. [05:55] HENZEL     Having a pet is all well and     good, but you must discipline it. [06:01] HENZEL     You're useless! [06:02] HENZEL     If I put a cigar in my mouth,     light it within two seconds! [06:06] HENZEL     Or does a pest lack the     brains to even do that? [06:09] KUNAI     Do you think this is a     hostess club or something? [06:19] HENZEL     Ow, hot! [06:23] GV     Assault Barrier. [06:25] HENZEL     What was that? [06:30] KUNAI     You're useless. [06:32] KUNAI     If I put a smoke in my mouth, don't     wait two seconds. Light it instantly. [06:37] HENZEL     You bastard... Do you     realize what you've done? [06:39] KUNAI     What did you do to that girl? [06:43] KUNAI     It was the same with Aku.     Everyone here is a savage. [06:49] HENZEL     Ow, hot! [06:50] KUNAI     I was wrong when I called you useless. [06:52] KUNAI     You can at least be an ashtray. [06:55] CAKE     Um, thank you very much. [06:58] KUNAI     You look better now. What's your name? [07:01] CAKE     I'm the first princess of the King of Parma, [07:04] CAKE     Parma Rare Cheese la Tours Dowell Shortcake. [07:08] AKIRA     What a long name! [07:10] CAKE     Please call me Cake. [07:13] CAKE     Oh, wait, no! [07:15] CAKE     I couldn't force you, the Demon     Lord, to call me anything... [07:20] ORGAN     Princess of Parma? [07:21] ORGAN     I heard that the Kingdom     of Parma was destroyed, [07:24] ORGAN     and that the first princess was being     held captive by the advisor of Xenovia. [07:27] HENZEL     Young miss, how can you     let this pest run amok— [07:31] ORGAN     I told you, check with him     if he's a pest or not. [07:34] ORGAN     You got burned because you didn't do that. [07:37] HENZEL     Damn hornless wannabe! [07:40] ORGAN     Try saying that one more time. [07:41] HENZEL     Whatever could you mean? [07:44] ORGAN     Choose how you'll die. [07:46] ORGAN     Would you like to be burned? [07:47] ORGAN     Or sliced into pieces? [07:50] KUNAI     Hold on. [07:51] KUNAI     Let's wring some intel out of him first. [07:53] ORGAN     What intel? You keep taking detours     and forget the important— [07:57] KUNAI     If you want horns, you can have these. [07:59] KUNAI     So sit tight for a bit. [08:02] AKIRA     Low-level item, Imp Horns. [08:05] AKIRA     Touch them carelessly, and you'll get burned. [08:07] AKIRA     It's perfect for impish girls. [08:10] AKIRA     It's just a cosmetic item, but it has     enduring popularity among female cosplayers. [08:13] ORGAN     How do you have that? [08:16] ORGAN     To demons, their horns are a symbol     of their power and wisdom. [08:20] ORGAN     But Devilkin, half-demon and     half-human, can't grow horns. [08:24] ORGAN     No matter how hard they try, or how     much they increase their mana. [08:29] ORGAN     Such beautiful horns... [08:31] KUNAI     I don't know what got you so mad,     but take these and chill out. [08:36] GV     Transfer. [08:43] CAKE     Holy crap... this Demon     Lord is the real deal. [08:46] HENZEL     You punk! [08:47] GV     Assault Barrier. [08:52] KUNAI     Don't you ever learn? [08:54] KUNAI     Only a level-capped hero can     face me as an equal. [09:00] HENZEL     Yeah, keep talking. [09:03] HENZEL     Lord Skewer will be here soon and... huh? [09:08] CAKE     Hah! [09:10] CAKE     Serves you right, you piece of shit! [09:14] CAKE     I've been waiting to do this for so long! [09:17] CAKE     Waiting to stick your precious     knife into your damn skull! [09:25] CAKE     Go get your ass pounded     in hell, you sewer rat! [09:29] AKIRA     What the... She's scary as hell! [09:34] CAKE     Oh, I'm so sorry. [09:36] CAKE     I couldn't watch this demon     try to hurt you, Demon Lord. [09:40] KUNAI     You seemed more demonic than him, honestly. [09:43] CAKE     I was simply worried for your safety. [09:47] KUNAI     Oh yeah? I guess that's understandable... [09:50] KUNAI     Or not! [09:52] ORGAN     I have horns... [10:04] MONKEYMAGIC     Took you long enough, evil god. [10:07] KUNAI     What do you mean, "evil god"? [10:09] MONKEYMAGIC     If you don't like that, I     can call you fallen god. [10:11] AKIRA     He seems ready to launch a missile dropkick! [10:14] KUNAI     How do I keep collecting     these awful monikers? [10:18] KUNAI     Anyway, you brought the     thing I gave you, yes? [10:22] MONKEYMAGIC     What is this? [10:23] BALDERSON     A fallen god's cursed tool? [10:26] KUNAI     The perfect item to cause a diversion. [10:37] MONKEYMAGIC     What is that, fallen god?! [10:39] BALDERSON     You didn't summon a hoodoo     from your dark star, did you?! [10:43] KUNAI     They're called fireworks. [10:46] KUNAI     I have even bigger ones in store—hmm? [10:49] KUNAI     You've been silent for a while. [10:51] KUNAI     Do you not like the horns? [10:53] ORGAN     Don't be mean. [10:55] AKIRA     Okay, but do you like 'em or not?! [10:57] ORGAN     I've wanted horns all my life. [11:01] ORGAN     I knew I could never have them, [11:04] ORGAN     but I just couldn't bring myself to give up. [11:07] AKIRA     They're that important to you? [11:10] ORGAN     Why did you give me horns? [11:13] KUNAI     Well... That's not something     for me to say out loud. [11:17] ORGAN     You want me to decide for myself? [11:20] ORGAN     In that case... [11:23] KUNAI     Now, I want you all to launch     these things all over town. [11:31] MONKEYMAGIC     I'll do it! I'll give 'em     one helluva surprise! [11:33] KUNAI     Be careful, though. Don't     bring any flames near them. [11:33] MONKEYMEN     No fair, Chief! We wanna do it too! [11:49] BELPHEGOR     Damn that Skewer. [11:51] BELPHEGOR     He wanted to leave me out of the fun? [11:55] HONEYTRAP     What do you mean? [11:57] BELPHEGOR     Skewer summoned his main body, which     he had stored here, to himself. [12:02] LAMIA     If he gets serious, nobody     else can have any fun. [12:08] HONEYTRAP     Aw, I wanted to have some     fun with the monkeys, too. [12:12] REDSLIME     Slilolo! [12:13] MESSENGER     Lord Belphegor! [12:15] MESSENGER     The young miss has been     spotted among the attackers. [12:18] BELPHEGOR     What? My dear daughter?! [12:22] BELPHEGOR     At long last, we can reunite. [12:24] BELPHEGOR     I never expected her to     come visit me herself. [12:32] BELPHEGOR     Oh? My lovely daughter is     sending me an invitation. [12:36] BELPHEGOR     I can't sit around! I must     prepare a welcoming party! [12:41] KUNAI     How much farther to Belphegor's castle? [12:44] ORGAN     Almost there. I want to ask     you something, Demon Lord. [12:48] ORGAN     How are you and the master of     the divine territory acquainted? [12:51] AKIRA     Huh? Does she mean that shrine? [12:54] KUNAI     Not at all. We're total strangers. [12:57] ORGAN     She said that her children     have taken a liking to you. [13:01] ORGAN     Let me cut right to the chase. [13:04] ORGAN     You're not their father, are you? [13:07] KUNAI     Don't be ridiculous! I'm     single and ready to mingle! [13:11] ORGAN     Then look me in the eye and tell     me you're not their father. [13:16] KUNAI     Why are you so set on     making me a married man? [13:19] ORGAN     No, wait. [13:21] ORGAN     Actually, look at my horns instead. [13:24] KUNAI     Why must I stare at a pair of horns     to deny a ridiculous accusation?! [13:28] ORGAN     You can't do it? [13:30] ORGAN     Does that mean you admit it's true? Well?! [13:34] ORUIT     We finally meet. [13:44] ORUIT     I wanted to greet you much sooner. [13:47] ORGAN     Dark Duke Oruit. [13:50] AKIRA     Who? [13:51] ORGAN     What do you want? [13:53] ORUIT     What do I want? [13:54] ORUIT     I don't need to answer     a filthy halfwit like... [13:58] ORUIT     Oho? [14:01] ORUIT     It can't be. [14:03] ORUIT     I apologize for my behavior. [14:05] ORUIT     I see that you have become one of us. [14:08] ORUIT     Your horns are beautiful. [14:10] ORUIT     I sense power akin to the     flaming salamanders from them. [14:14] ORGAN     Hmph. [14:15] ORUIT     Now I have yet another     question for you, dragon. [14:19] ORGAN     Dragon? [14:21] AKIRA     Yikes. He's coming. [14:24] AKIRA     I can't hold him back. [14:26] KUNAI     If it's me you want, let's talk in private. [14:29] ORUIT     Let me guide you to my mansion, then. [14:32] ORGAN     Demon Lord, going to his     mansion would be suicidal. [14:36] KUNAI     Don't worry. You head to     the castle as planned. [14:40] KUNAI     Meet up with Akane there and wait for me. [14:42] ORGAN     Demon Lord! [14:53] ORUIT     Are you sure you want to     maintain that appearance? [14:57] ORUIT     Personally, I much prefer     your wilder, true form. [15:00] KUNAI     True form? [15:01] ORUIT     I wish to ask you... [15:03] ORUIT     Why are you using two personas:     Demon Lord and Dragonkin? [15:07] KUNAI     I have no idea what you're talking about. [15:10] ORUIT     No need to hide it. [15:12] ORUIT     Those with power tend to     have several personas. [15:16] KUNAI     I'm me, and no one else. [15:18] ORUIT     I'm a special being even among vampires. [15:21] ORUIT     I carry the blood of our true ancestor. [15:24] ORUIT     It makes me keenly perceptive     of smells and auras. [15:27] ORUIT     What's more, the dragon and     you share the same color. [15:30] KUNAI     Same... color? [15:32] ORUIT     Sometimes, I copy the abilities     of people whose blood I feed on. [15:41] AKIRA     When he sucked Tron's blood, he gained     the ability to see the colors of souls? [15:47] KUNAI     And? So what if the colors are the same? [15:50] ORUIT     You must be the other Dragonkin on     a secret mission from the dragons. [15:56] KUNAI     The other...? [15:58] ORUIT     You defeat evil as the Dragonkin, [16:01] ORUIT     all while sowing seeds of discord     among demons as the Demon Lord. [16:07] ORUIT     There are many among us who desire the     second coming of Lucifer, after all. [16:12] KUNAI     What are you trying to say? [16:15] ORUIT     You drive a wedge in between the demons, [16:18] ORUIT     and in the meantime you try to get     the humans to side with you. [16:21] ORUIT     What this indicates is that you're     preparing for the upcoming final battle. [16:26] ORUIT     In other words, Armageddon is upon us. [16:29] AKIRA     Armageddon?! [16:32] ORUIT     A being calling himself     the Demon Lord and Lucifer [16:35] ORUIT     is preparing to commit a cardinal sin. [16:39] KUNAI     Armageddon never came. [16:42] ORUIT     Interesting phrasing. Past tense? [16:46] KUNAI     Just so you know, in 1999— [16:59] ORUIT     Oh? What seems to be the matter? [17:02] KUNAI     Nothing. Anyway, Armageddon     was a lie, a total hoax. [17:09] KUNAI     Why is it raining? [17:12] ORUIT     You seem pale. Did the rain     bring back bad memories? [17:17] KUNAI     The rain can... [17:18] ORUIT     That's a truly wonderful expression. [17:37] ORUIT     I knew it. [17:37] ORUIT     You really do look better     in that form, dragon. [17:40] ZERO     Damn, I'm so happy! [17:42] ZERO     Never expected there to     be a dude dying to see me! [17:46] GV     Grudge established. [17:47] ZERO     You want a rematch? You're on. [17:51] GV     Rampage Rave activated. [17:53] ORUIT     Thinking about tasting your blood has me     more excited than I have been in centuries. [18:04] ORUIT     Your actions defy common sense, as always! [18:08] ORUIT     Sleep! [18:10] ZERO     The fact that you're flying     defies common sense even more! [18:12] GV     First Skill: Kenpo activated. [18:18] GV     Second Skill: Hand-to-Hand Combat activated. [18:24] ORUIT     Dreadnought! [18:26] GV     Combat Skill: Melee activated. [18:35] GV     Adds opponent's kill count to counter     damage to a max of 50 damage. [18:43] ZERO     Knew it. Your wounds from     before haven't healed yet. [18:48] ZERO     Nobody I hit with All or     Nothing gets away unharmed. [18:53] ORUIT     Silence. [18:54] ORUIT     I'll kill you in the most     gruesome way possible. [19:00] ORUIT     I'll drink your blood, tear off your skin, [19:03] ORUIT     and display your corpse in my mansion. [19:06] ZERO     Dude, that's creepy as heck!     Damn vampire! [19:10] GIRL     Please stop! [19:13] GIRL     What have you done to Master, you hooligan?! [19:16] ZERO     Huh? Uh, I just... [19:18] ORUIT     You're in the way. Get back inside. [19:21] GIRL     No! This bad guy will kill you! [19:24] ZERO     Bad guy? [19:25] ZERO     Me? The bad guy*?! SIGN    Bad Guy [19:28] ZERO     I was always the hero as*     I beat up the villains. [19:30] ZERO     Every player in the Arena was     always on my side, and yet... [19:33] ZERO     I'm the bad guy? [19:34] GIRL**     How could you do this to Master     when he's injured? You villain! [19:42] GIRL     Get lost, you villain! SIGN    Get lost...! [19:50] ZERO     I won the battle but lost the war, huh? [19:57] ORUIT     Wait, dragon! We aren't done! [20:05] ORUIT     How dare you! What are you playing at?! [20:07] GIRL     I'm sorry... I'm so sorry! [20:18] ORUIT     So hot! My body's burning up! [20:21] ORUIT     What is this healing power? [20:23] ORUIT     My tattered body is healing in an instant! [20:26] ORUIT     I see... The blood of     dragons has entered me! [20:31] GIRL     Master...? [20:33] ORUIT     I'll overlook this. But     there won't be a next time. [20:36] GIRL     Right. [20:37] ORUIT     Just a few droplets has such a great effect. [20:40] ORUIT     I want his blood even more now. [20:42] ORUIT     And his eyes, skin, bones, and heart... [20:45] ORUIT     I want every part of him. [20:48] ORUIT     Just you wait, dragon. [20:50] ORUIT     I will have your everything. [20:57] KUNAI     Damn that Zero. He did as he     pleased and then ran away? [21:05] KUNAI     Why is it raining here? [21:08] KUNAI     Man, I want to go back to Rabby Village. SIGN    You always look toward     the future and erase the past. SIGN    Time waits for no man. We must keep moving forward.     The past will disappear even if you leave it be. SIGN    But the memories won't go away. SIGN    Memories are shared among those that experienced the events. SIGN    They're assets that can never be lost. SIGN    If everyone who has those memories dies, won't they no longer exist in any way? SIGN    Are you afraid of relying on others' memories? SIGN    Of being forgotten? SIGN    Of everyone you know dying, and there be no one left behind to remember you? SIGN    I don't know what you're talking about. [22:06] KUNAI     How long is it gonna keep raining? SIGN    Next Episode 11 - ReSurrect Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] (Flashback) XX     A fortress built in Tokyo     for first-class citizens, [00:06] (Flashback) XX     Oriental City Eviltown. [00:07] (Flashback) XX     The player is a third-class     citizen living on the outskirts. SIGN    Oriental City Eviltown [00:13] (Flashback) XX     Live in disgrace, die in disgrace. [00:15] (Flashback) XXX     It's time to let go. [00:17] (Flashback) XX     Don't make me laugh. You're     the one who can't let go. [00:23] (Flashback) XX     Oriental City Eviltown,     huh? Sure takes me back. [00:26] (Flashback) XX     I wonder what Akira's new     setting will be like. [00:29] (Flashback) XXX     Who cares? Screw that traitor. [00:34] (Flashback) XX     You two need to stop being such tsunderes     and be honest with yourselves. [00:38] (Flashback) XX     Don't you think a battle between     good and evil is so last century? [00:42] (Flashback) XX     It's practically covered in mold. [00:44] (Flashback) XXX     And so's your apartment. [00:47] (Flashback) XX     I guess I prefer chaotic worlds. [00:51] (Flashback) XX     But I don't know about clichés like having     one spider thread hanging or whatever. [00:56] (Flashback) XXX     What are you trying to achieve in this world? [00:59] (Flashback) XX     Nothing at all. I just     wanna enjoy my NEET life. [01:03] (Flashback) XXX     I'll keep watch over you so     you don't try anything funny. [01:07] (Flashback) XX     Congrats on having no     life! Nighty-night, then! SIGN    Episode 11 [02:46] AKIRA     Man, I told them to wait     for me, but nobody's here. [02:51] AKIRA     Looks like they started without me. [02:54] AKIRA     Where the heck did they go? [02:58] KUNAI     Message. [02:59] AKIRA     Looks like the messaging     feature is blocked here. [03:03] AKIRA     I should probably assume     that things have gone south. [03:06] AKIRA     Hmm? [03:09] KUNAI     And what's your deal? [03:11] AKIRA     "Welcome back, Creator"? Wha—? SIGN    Welcome back, Creator [03:15] KUNAI     This misunderstanding keeps happening     ever since I came to this world. SIGN    Would you like     to change the     current setting? [03:20] KUNAI     Setting? [03:22] KUNAI     Are you mistaking me for someone else? SIGN    Are you sure?     Currently set to     "Jump to B40"     Would you like     to change     the setting? [03:26] KUNAI     B40? [03:28] KUNAI     What are you talking about? [03:32] KUNAI     Let me change the question. [03:34] KUNAI     Who set it to that? SIGN    Name Search SIGN    Complete SIGN    Organ [03:39] KUNAI     Organ? [03:41] KUNAI     Next question. [03:42] KUNAI     Who created you? SIGN    Creator [03:45] KUNAI     This again? [03:47] KUNAI     Who's this "Creator"? [03:51] KUNAI     We're going in circles. [03:53] AKIRA     If Organ set it to that, it     must've been for a reason. [03:57] AKIRA     Is it a message to me, telling     me to meet her there? [04:00] KUNAI     Whatever. Send me to the     place Organ designated. [04:05] KUNAI     Hey, aren't you getting a bit too close? [04:09] KUNAI     Uh, this is kind of scary. [04:10] KUNAI     Hey, wait! [04:15] KUNAI     So that mirror was really a travel portal. [04:19] AKIRA     Similar to the Prison     Labyrinth I explored before. [04:22] AKIRA     I've registered this place     now, so I should head back. [04:24] KUNAI     Omni Travel. [04:29] KUNAI     It might be trouble if someone sees you. [04:33] KUNAI     You're coming with me. [04:42] AKIRA     What kind of item name is that? [04:45] AKIRA     "Z copy 07"? [04:47] AKIRA     Doesn't fit with the rest     of this world's names. [04:50] AKIRA     Wait, no. [04:52] AKIRA     The naming scheme here is messed up to     begin with, so maybe this is more normal? [04:56] AKIRA     Whatever. [04:57] KUNAI     Omni Travel. [05:00] KUNAI     Okay, there are a bunch of footprints     all heading the same way. [05:06] KUNAI     Must be the Monkeymen. [05:13] KUNAI     What's with this place? [05:22] KUNAI     Super-Level Item Creation. SIGN    Holy Water of Fuji [05:25] GV     Holy Water of Fuji. [05:31] MONKEYMAGIC     Are you trying to kill me, fallen     god?! I thought I was a goner! [05:36] KUNAI     You seem pretty lively to me. [05:39] MONKEYMAGIC     Ook? My body feels strange. [05:41] AKIRA     Well, Holy Water of Fuji     recovers 50 of both HP and MP. [05:46] BALDERSON     Dark boss... [05:47] BALDERSON     Please pour some on my head, too. [05:50] KUNAI     Here. [05:51] BALDERON     Woo, this is so good! [05:53] BALDERON     This is what it's like to feel alive again. [05:55] BALDERON     Please give me more, boss. [05:58] BALDERON     Give me more of that thick fluid. [06:00] KUNAI     Get away from me. Here. [06:01] MONKEYMAGIC     Here, Balderson. Have some of this     weird liquid that makes you better. [06:05] BALDERSON     No, this feels too good!     You're going to bweak me! [06:10] MONKEYMAGIC     Your dome needs the fallen god's     fluids? What a dirty kappa. [06:14] BALDERSON     Mean! But it really does feel good,     as much as I hate to admit it. [06:18] KUNAI     Stop with the gross conversation! [06:21] KUNAI     What happened here? [06:22] MONKEYMAGIC     Archfiend Belphegor got us. [06:27] KUNAI     You got wiped out by one foe? [06:30] MOKEYMAGIC     We're going back to the forest for a bit. [06:33] MOKEYMAGIC     We can't beat that cheater as we are. [06:36] KUNAI     What will you do back there? [06:38] MONKEYMAGIC     We'll get permission from Lady     Tatsu to kill that asshole. [06:42] KUNAI     I see. You don't need to come back, then. [06:46] KUNAI     Just take the humans we     found here back with you. [06:51] MONKEYMAGIC     Fallen god, that asshole is strong! [06:54] MONKEYMAGIC     Not even you can beat him! [06:56] KUNAI     Rest assured. Only my own     creations can kill me. [07:03] MINK     Unhand me... [07:04] MINK     Let me go, damn it! [07:07] KUNAI     That voice... [07:09] MINK     Where do you think you're touching?! [07:09] REDSLIME     Slilolo! [07:13] KUNAI     What the heck are you doing? [07:16] MINK     Demon Lord, get this off me! [07:18] MINK     Stop it! [07:20] KUNAI     I'd love to help, but the gravity     here is pinning me down. [07:25] MINK     Gravity, my ass! You're     just having a smoke break! [07:29] MINK     Don't touch me there! [07:30] REDSLIME     Slilolo! [07:31] KUNAI     My hands are the only thing I can move. [07:34] MINK     Hey! That's more than enough! [07:36] REDSLIME     Slilolo! [07:38] KUNAI     What a strange creature. [07:39] KUNAI     I don't really understand monster ecology. [07:42] REDSLIME     Slilolo! [07:44] MINK     Hey, quit it! [07:45] REDSLIME     Slilolo? [07:46] KUNAI     Assault Barrier. [07:52] KUNAI     Are you the same as that slime in     the mirror? Or are you my enemy? [07:57] MINK     Hey, stay away from my lookalike! [08:00] MINK     Oh, I know. You're going to get rough     with me, like in those porn books. [08:04] KUNAI     Quit making things more confusing! [08:06] KUNAI     And why do you you even     have porn books here?! [08:09] KUNAI     This place is about to become a battlefield. [08:11] KUNAI     If you don't plan on opposing me,     get away from this castle at once. [08:14] REDSLIME     Slilolo? [08:15] REDSLIME     S-Slilolo! [08:18] KUNAI     Hey, wait! Tell me what's going on! [08:21] MINK     We have no time for that. [08:24] MINK     Eek! [08:25] MINK     What is this? Help, Demon Lord! [08:30] KUNAI     I think you have a latent     potential for masochism. [08:34] MINK     Just hurry up! [08:38] GV     Sodom's Flames. [08:41] KUNAI     Hang in there. Your wounds are serious. [08:43] MINK     I've had enough of hanging! [08:45] KUNAI     You pushed yourself too far.     Drink this and rest up. [08:49] KUNAI     Come on. [08:51] KUNAI     I don't have to worry about Akane, [08:54] KUNAI     but where is Organ? [08:56] MINK     That's right! Organ's in trouble! [09:11] AKANE     That's a gloomy look, Miss Red Hood. [09:14] MINK     Where were you, Organ? We looked all over! [09:17] MINK     You... [09:19] ORGAN     Did my demonic aura increase? [09:24] MINK     Horns? How? [09:27] ORGAN     Don't worry. I'll hide my     aura in human territory. [09:31] AKANE     I'm gonna go look for treasure.     You all wait for Hakuto. [09:37] ORGAN     The Demon Lord said we should all wait here. [09:39] AKANE     I gotta get the jump on him, [09:43] AKANE     or he'll take everything himself. [09:49] MONKEYMAGIC     Where is the fallen god? [09:51] ORGAN     No idea. He told us to wait here. [09:54] MONKEYMAGIC     Tell him this. We'll be the ones to     receive the great mother's praise. [09:59] MONKEYMAGIC     You all stay out of this! [10:02] MONKEYMAGIC     The glory will be all ours! [10:06] MINK     What now, Organ? [10:08] ORGAN     Usually, it would be impossible     to even approach the castle. [10:11] ORGAN     But with the diversion, there     aren't many monsters here. [10:15] ORGAN     The only concern is where Lord Skewer is. [10:18] MINK     Oh, the undead with the spear? The     one who calls himself special? [10:23] ORGAN     You ran into him? [10:24] MINK     Akane defeated him. [10:26] ORGAN     What?! [10:27] ORGAN     This is a golden opportunity.     We have to take advantage. [10:32] MINK     Wait a second! [10:36] MONKEYMAGIC     Nobody can stop us now! [10:39] BALDERSON     Hehe! The castle is empty. [10:42] MONKEYMAGIC     Where is he? [10:44] ORGAN     The floors above ground are a     mere front to welcome guests. [10:47] ORGAN     The core of the castle is all underground. [10:49] BALDERSON     Chief! I found a hidden staircase. [10:52] MONKEYMAGIC     Good job! Everyone charge! [10:56] ORGAN     We'll use a different route. [10:58] MINK     What the heck? This is totally     some kind of cursed item! [11:02] ORGAN     But it's quicker this way. [11:04] ORGAN     Hey, take us to Floor B40. [11:07] MINK     No way! My right eye wants no part of it! [11:11] ORGAN     Yeah, right! You're just scared! [11:14] MINK     Let's just go with the Monkeymen! [11:16] MINK     They'll clear our path of monsters! [11:18] ORGAN     Wait, Mink! [11:21] MINK     Where are we now? [11:23] ORGAN     The next floor is B50. [11:25] MINK     There's even more? Maybe we really     should've used that mirror... [11:30] ORGAN     That's what I said. [11:34] MONKEYMAGIC     What the heck is this? [11:36] BALDERSON     Some kind of celebration? [11:49] BELPHEGOR     Welcome to my castle. [11:51] BELPHEGOR     I'm glad you're here, my guests. [11:56] BELPHEGOR     How I have waited for your     return, my dear daughter. [12:01] ORGAN     Golden armor? Your taste     is as nauseating as ever. [12:06] BELPHEGOR     Oh dear. It seems your life outside     has given you a foul mouth. [12:11] BELPHEGOR     Daddy is sad. [12:13] ORGAN     That disgusting armor suits you well. [12:16] BELPHEGOR     You don't understand the luxury and     excellence that gold represents? [12:21] BELPHEGOR     Was life without your father so impoverished? [12:24] ORGAN     Well, my life would feel much     happier if you no longer existed! [12:30] BELPHEGOR     How tragic. Could anything feel more     wrong than a girl killing her own father? [12:37] BELPHEGOR     Is righteousness taking a nap right now? [12:43] MONKEYMAGIC     We finally meet, asshole. [12:46] MONKEYMAGIC     Today's the day you die. [12:48] BELPHEGOR     Please, show some tact. [12:51] BELPHEGOR     We're having a family reunion here. [12:54] BELPHEGOR     Also, that was a 367 vintage wine. [12:58] BELPHEGOR     If you must drink it, at     least enjoy the taste. [13:00] MONKEYMAGIC     Oh, quit yappin'. [13:03] MONKEYMAGIC     I'll tear off your head and     drink your blood bottoms up! [13:08] MONKEYMAGIC     Face the wrath of our tribe! [13:11] BELPHEGOR     Oh, such boorish guests we have. [13:17] MONKEYMAGIC     We'll take you down if     it's the last thing we do! [13:21] BELPHEGOR     What did I do to make you resent me so? [13:25] MONKEYMAGIC     Like you don't know! [13:26] BELPHEGOR     Surely you crush ants as you walk, too. [13:31] BELPHEGOR     All I did was take a stroll     through the forest. [13:34] MONKEYMAGIC     You bastard... [13:35] BELPHEGOR     I crush some ants, and here come some     monkeys to avenge their families. [13:46] BELPHEGOR     I must give thanks for     this wonderful encounter. [13:50] MINK     Not good! [13:53] BELPHEGOR     Death Wind. [14:04] MONKEYMAGIC     One attack was all it took? [14:06] BALDERSON     Ch-Chief... [14:07] BELPHEGOR     You're awfully quiet, my daughter. [14:11] BELPHEGOR     Are you crying in fear? [14:14] ORGAN     Oh, how I wish it were so. [14:16] BELPHEGOR     That thing's supposed to be in my treasury. [14:20] BELPHEGOR     It's Unknown, bringer of a merciless world! [14:22] ORGAN     Taste the level-five magic     imbued in this crystal! [14:25] ORGAN     Superior form of fire magic, Blaze! SIGN    Fire SIGN    Blaze [14:28] BELPHEGOR     You always did like playing with fire. [14:31] BELPHEGOR     You tried to raze this place so many times. [14:34] ORGAN     It takes time to activate,     and it hurts the caster, too. [14:40] ORGAN     But the beast general bought     me the time I needed. SIGN    Water [14:43] ORGAN     Superior form of water magic, Ice! SIGN    Ice [14:47] ORGAN     Don't think I'm done yet. [14:50] BELPHEGOR     Wait. [14:51] BELPHEGOR     Where did you obtain so     many Unknowns, my girl? [14:54] ORGAN     I haven't been an adventurer for fun. [14:57] ORGAN     I explored dungeons all over the continent. SIGN    Wind [14:59] ORGAN     Superior form of wind magic, Storm! SIGN    Storm [15:03] BELPHEGOR     I'm saying this for your     own good, my dear daughter. [15:06] BELPHEGOR     Hand those over to Daddy. [15:11] MINK     O corpse still clinging to the mortal world, [15:13] MINK     may you perish in brilliance! [15:15] MINK     Sacred glow... [15:17] MINK     Holy Lightning! [15:23] MINK     You've attacked us time and time again. [15:26] MINK     You must die so that we might     sleep in peace at night! SIGN    Earth [15:31] ORGAN     Superior form of earth magic, Rock! SIGN    Rock [15:35] BELPHEGOR     Th-This isn't funny, my     girl. What are you thinking? [15:40] MONKEYMAGIC     Buy her time. [15:42] BALDERSON     Roger that! [15:43] BALDERSON     There! [15:44] BELPHEGOR     Stay asleep, you half-dead animals! [15:48] MINK     Take this! [15:50] BELPHEGOR     How dare you, you inferior being...! [15:52] BELPHEGOR     Don't look down on me! [15:54] MONKEYMAGIC     What's wrong? You don't     seem as relaxed as before! [15:59] MINK     You'll have time to repent your     countless sins... in hell! [16:09] ORGAN     This is my final gift to you. [16:13] BELPHEGOR     S-Stop! SIGN    Dark [16:16] ORGAN     Superior form of dark magic, Abyss! SIGN    Abyss SIGN    Light [16:19] ORGAN     Superior form of light magic, Holy! SIGN    Holy [16:24] BELPHEGOR     I told you to stop... Organ. [16:37] BELPHEGOR     Organ... Are you trying to kill your father? [16:43] ORGAN     I have never once thought     of you as my father! SIGN    Holy Mother [16:47] ORGAN     The final judgment... Death of Wrath. [16:56] BELPHEGOR     Organ...! [17:06] MINK     It's over at last. [17:09] ORGAN     Forgive me. I used all our treasure. [17:14] ORGAN     We could've built a mansion     if we'd sold them. [17:16] MINK     Don't be silly. We're adventurers. [17:19] MINK     We can think about a permanent     home after we're retired. [17:24] MINK     Are you okay? [17:26] ORGAN     Y-Yes. [17:27] MONKEYMAGIC     Take this. [17:28] MINK     What is this? It reeks! [17:31] MONKEYMAGIC     It's a pill of the Trumpet Logo. [17:36] MINK     So bitter! [17:37] MINK     So damn bitter! [17:40] ORGAN     Yeah, I'm better off without my taste buds. [17:42] MINK     This is horrible! [17:44] MINK     My body's recovering, but     the bitterness will kill me! [17:48] MONKEYMAGIC     Death by recovery? Are you stupid, human? [17:52] MINK     A monkey just called me stupid! The shame! [17:56] MONKEYMAGIC     We are the sages of the forest. [17:58] MONKEYMAGIC     Our brains are better than yours. [18:01] MINK     Say what?! [18:02] BELPHEGOR     That's an intriguing drug. [18:06] BELPHEGOR     I kill time by making drugs [18:09] BELPHEGOR     and distributing them to my ants, too. [18:17] ORGAN     How...? [18:20] BELPHEGOR     That's it. [18:22] BELPHEGOR     That's the look I wanted to see. [18:24] BELPHEGOR     Pretending to be hurt sure     is harder than I thought. [18:28] BELPHEGOR     But my performance was a     sight to behold, wasn't it? [18:32] BELPHEGOR     I'll do anything for my dear daughter here. [18:39] ORGAN     Impossible... [18:41] BELPHEGOR     But it is possible. [18:42] BELPHEGOR     I prepared this first-class     armor for the day we met again. [18:47] BELPHEGOR     It's incredibly overpowered. [18:49] BELPHEGOR     You combined six level-five     magics and it still didn't work. [18:55] BELPHEGOR     Goes to show how great a father's love is. [18:58] ORGAN     No way... [19:01] BELPHEGOR     This armor can block all     kinds of physical attacks. [19:04] BELPHEGOR     You Monkeymen danced for me with all you had, [19:07] BELPHEGOR     but you actually haven't dealt     a single point of damage to me. [19:11] BELPHEGOR     Revealing my trick actually     feels cruel at this point. [19:15] BELPHEGOR     You mentioned some kind of medicine. [19:18] BELPHEGOR     How about using this corpse? [19:20] BELPHEGOR     I've heard that monkey     brains are a rare delicacy. [19:23] BELPHEGOR     It might help produce a new kind of medicine. [19:26] MONKEYMAGIC     I will end you, if it's the last thing I do! [19:29] BELPHEGOR     Come on. Were you not listening to me? [19:32] BELPHEGOR     No matter how much you     swing those poles of yours, [19:35] BELPHEGOR     they don't as much as tickle me. [19:38] MONKEYMAGIC     Get your filthy hands off my brethren! [19:41] BELPHEGOR     Right, let me give you a     useful piece of information. [19:45] BELPHEGOR     If you wish to kill me, drag Demon     King Greole out from underground. [19:50] BELPHEGOR     Even my armor can't block     the level-six magic he uses. [19:57] BELPHEGOR     Now, time to end the sideshow. [20:00] BELPHEGOR     You outsiders can take a     little nap for a while. [20:04] BELPHEGOR     I'll send someone for you later. [20:11] BELPHEGOR     Black Eraser. [20:19] BELPHEGOR     Well, let's spend some quality     family time together. [20:25] ORGAN     N-No... Let me go... [20:27] BELPHEGOR     Those eyes steeped in despair... [20:30] BELPHEGOR     I'm happy to see you back to your usual self. [20:35] ORGAN     D-Demon Lord... [20:37] BELPHEGOR     You mean the Demon King? [20:39] BELPHEGOR     I'm sorry to say this after giving you hope, [20:41] BELPHEGOR     but Greole was sealed away     about two thousand years ago. [20:45] BELPHEGOR     He can't beat me now that he's weakened. [20:49] ORGAN     Help... [20:52] BELPHEGOR     There will be no such thing. [20:54] BELPHEGOR     Has anyone ever showed up to     help you since you were born? [20:59] BELPHEGOR     I allowed your escape on     purpose the last time, [21:02] BELPHEGOR     but I won't be letting you go anymore. [21:04] BELPHEGOR     You will spend your entire     life as my pet from now on. [21:09] BELPHEGOR     Aren't you glad? [21:11] ORGAN     No... [21:12] ORGAN     No! [21:13] BELPHEGOR     That's the voice! [21:14] BELPHEGOR     Normalcy has at last returned     to our family after centuries! [21:19] MINK     Organ... [21:24] KUNAI     I see. I get the gist of it. [21:27] MINK     I think she was taken     even further downstairs. [21:31] KUNAI     Yeah? I'll go look for her. [21:34] MINK     I'll go with you! I can't sit     around while she's in danger! [21:40] MINK     Wait, what is this? Some kind of elixir? [21:43] KUNAI     Nope. Just plain old water. [21:45] MINK     There's no way this is just water! [21:47] MINK     Does it come with a contract     that binds my soul? [21:53] MINK     No fair! You play dirty, Demon Lord! [21:55] KUNAI     Again, it's just plain old water. [22:06] BELPHEGOR     Finally awake, [22:09] BELPHEGOR     Organ? SIGN    Next Episode 12 - ReVenge Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] BELPHEGOR     What do you think? [00:10] BELPHEGOR     This is your new room.     I arranged it just for you. [00:14] BELPHEGOR     It has a torture device collection that I     gathered from all over the continent. [00:18] BELPHEGOR     I had it all prepared, waiting     for the day we reunited. [00:23] BELPHEGOR     This is a fun item that can slice you     open alive and pull your guts out. [00:29] BELPHEGOR     You can watch your own guts being     ripped out from inside you. [00:34] BELPHEGOR     And this bull can house a sinner     who will get fried from below. [00:39] BELPHEGOR     I can enjoy the sinner's wailing     as it escapes its mouth. [00:43] BELPHEGOR     But, knowing you, you'll adapt     to this stuff in no time. [00:48] BELPHEGOR     I'll make sure the equipment     is swapped out every 30 years. [00:52] BELPHEGOR     Ten swaps will get you to three centuries. [00:54] BELPHEGOR     I'll do all I can as your father to     make sure that you're never bored. [01:00] ORGAN     Three centuries...? [01:01] ORGAN     Please... I beg you... I'll     never disobey you again... [01:05] BELPHEGOR     In the time we've been apart, [01:08] BELPHEGOR     your pleading has gotten much worse. [01:15] BELPHEGOR     When you ask anything of your father,     you need to beg and cry much louder. [01:23] ORGAN     I'm sick of this... [01:25] ORGAN     Why am I the only one who has to suffer? [01:27] BELPHEGOR     Oh, that's better. [01:31] BELPHEGOR     What are these? [01:34] BELPHEGOR     I can't accept a half-breed     like you ever growing horns. [01:38] ORGAN     Don't... Don't touch my horns! [01:41] BELPHEGOR     Is this your rebellious stage? [01:44] BELPHEGOR     You need only rely on your     father until the day you die! [01:50] BELPHEGOR     What was that? [01:52] BELPHEGOR     No... Level six magic?     That's impossible! [01:56] BELPHEGOR     Organ, how the hell did you     get these horns? Answer me! [02:02] BELPHEGOR     What's so funny? [02:04] ORGAN     I have protection... [02:07] BELPHEGOR     I don't like those horns, and     I don't like your attitude. [02:12] BELPHEGOR     I don't like any of it. [02:14] ORGAN     I'm no longer just your toy. [02:18] ORGAN     I'm a demon. [02:19] BELPHEGOR     I see. I don't know what's     giving you strength, [02:24] BELPHEGOR     but it seems I need to cut you     down to size right here and now. [02:30] BELPHEGOR     I know my experiments caused this, [02:33] BELPHEGOR     but your skin is oh so ugly. [02:38] BELPHEGOR     I tested too many poisons on you.     You have too much resistance. [02:43] BELPHEGOR     But this here is a special potion. [02:46] BELPHEGOR     When I tried it on some beastmen,     they cut a truly amusing figure. [02:56] BELPHEGOR     Now... What will you grow now? [03:00] BELPHEGOR     Part of you might turn into a beast. [03:09] BELPHEGOR     That's it. That's the way. [03:12] BELPHEGOR     You should cry adorably like that. [03:16] BELPHEGOR     Hmm? An earthquake? [03:20] ORGAN     I can't believe he'd do it here too. [03:23] BELPHEGOR     What are you saying? [03:25] ORGAN     Shortcut. [03:28] ORGAN     It's apparently a skill only     known to "veteran players." [03:37] MINK     What are you thinking? I     thought I was gonna die! [03:41] MINK     I may already be dead! [03:43] KUNAI     I told you you'd regret this decision. [03:46] MINK     You never said you'd bore     through the damn floors! [03:49] MINK     Show some common sense, man! [03:51] KUNAI     I can't believe an edgelord is     talking to me about common sense. [03:55] BELPHEGOR     Now these are some     rude guests we have here. [03:58] KUNAI     Are you Organ's father? [04:02] KUNAI     Be it your gaudy armor or this room, [04:06] KUNAI     they tell me exactly what kind     of worthless life you've led. [04:10] BELPHEGOR     Please don't tell me this guy     was your source of strength. [04:14] BELPHEGOR     Humans are even worse than those     monkeys. I'm so disappointed in you. [04:19] MINK     Something's wrong with Organ. [04:21] MINK     It must be the effects     of some kind of poison. [04:23] KUNAI     Oh, come on. First a curse, and now poison? [04:31] BELPHEGOR     I just had my dear girl     take a new drug I made. [04:34] BELPHEGOR     She'll die in due time if nothing is done. [04:37] BELPHEGOR     What will you do? [04:39] MINK     Organ! [04:40] ORGAN     Mink... [04:43] BELPHEGOR     Do you really think any     old antidote will work? [04:46] BELPHEGOR     Her body will soon turn     into one of a filthy beast. [04:53] KUNAI     What are you feeding your own     flesh and blood poison for? [04:58] BELPHEGOR     I'm sure your tiny brain     couldn't understand it. [05:02] BELPHEGOR     This is my love as her father,     who stands atop all creation, [05:07] BELPHEGOR     and my way of educating her. [05:09] KUNAI     Yeah, I guess you can't choose your     parents. You're stuck with them. [05:13] BELPHEGOR     She was born to a father who     will be the next demon king. [05:16] BELPHEGOR     Could there be any greater honor? [05:19] KUNAI     Demon king? Like the scrub I took     out first thing after coming here? [05:23] KUNAI     It's pathetic that you want     to be such a lowly being. [05:27] KUNAI     Medal exchange. [05:34] KUNAI     This antidote can neutralize     any and all kinds of poisons. [05:40] MINK     Hey! Don't just randomly toss around     such an important-sounding item! [05:53] MINK     Organ... [05:54] ORGAN     Am I dreaming? [05:58] ORGAN     I haven't felt this way in centuries. [06:02] ORGAN     I've been freed from everything. [06:04] KUNAI     You're not yapping as much now. [06:07] KUNAI     Are you shocked that your little     drug has been neutralized? [06:12] BELPHEGOR     Those strange explosions in the     sky, my daughter's horns... [06:16] BELPHEGOR     You made them, didn't you,     human? Who exactly are you? [06:21] KUNAI     Sorry, but I'm not about     to introduce myself to you. [06:24] KUNAI     After all, you're going bye-bye very soon. [06:27] BELPHEGOR     Strange powers or not,     you're still only human. [06:31] BELPHEGOR     I must show you your place,     as your rightful ruler! [06:37] KUNAI     Ruler, eh? That's a big claim. [06:40] KUNAI     Very well. I'll play with you. [06:43] GV     Assault Barrier deactivated. [06:51] BELPHEGOR     That was a nice punch. You move     too well for a mere human. [07:01] BELPHEGOR     Humans are truly troublesome creatures. [07:04] BELPHEGOR     Can't even communicate     without proper discipline. [07:07] BELPHEGOR     Monsters or demons would understand     when they are outmatched. [07:13] KUNAI     Outmatched, huh? [07:15] KUNAI     Those words will come back to bite you. [07:22] GV     Sodom's Flames. [07:26] KUNAI     Looks like your armor isn't just for show. [07:30] MINK     Watch out, Demon Lord. [07:31] MINK     Neither physical attacks nor     magic works on that armor. [07:34] BELPHEGOR     Already revealing the trick?     Humans really are tactless. [07:41] BELPHEGOR     Kneel before me, human, and     offer me your strength. [07:46] BELPHEGOR     So long as you swear your fealty     to me, I'll treat you right. [07:52] KUNAI     So, I'm up against a     completely infallible ruler? [07:56] KUNAI     You really are a boring man. [08:00] BELPHEGOR     So you refuse? [08:03] KUNAI     Just so you know, my world had lots of     armor that blocked all kinds of attacks. [08:11] KUNAI     Even those that could halve or     completely nullify skill effects. [08:16] BELPHEGOR     What are you babbling about? [08:18] KUNAI     Let me teach you something. [08:21] KUNAI     If you create Skill A, you must also     create Skill B that nullifies it. [08:28] KUNAI     Then you need Skill C to nullify     Skill B, and Skill D to nullify Skill C. [08:36] KUNAI     These will counteract each other and     ultimately result in a zero sum game. [08:42] KUNAI     My world operated on cycles such as these. SIGN    Money SIGN    Skills [08:47] KUNAI     Choices of all kinds, and the potential     they hold, are what give a world depth. [08:52] KUNAI     Every tiny little cycle will come     together to create infinity. [08:58] BELPHEGOR     Quit with the annoying prattle. [09:03] KUNAI     Heroes that are always     right are pretty appealing, [09:07] KUNAI     but who would care about     an infallible villain? [09:11] KUNAI     I'll cut right to the chase.     You are boring as hell. [09:16] BELPHEGOR     I'm telling you to shut your mouth! [09:20] BELPHEGOR     Multiple Dark Balls! [09:26] BELPHEGOR     You stupid bug. Were you all talk? [09:38] BELPHEGOR     What did you...?! [09:40] AKIRA     Now, this is a pain, so I'm gonna check     the battle logs, which I'd kept hidden. [09:53] KALE     I'll borrow some of your stuff, Belph. [09:56] KALE     You seem to be having fun, so     you won't have a problem, right? [10:01] KALE     A reunion with his daughter, huh?     Is it really such a happy thing? [10:08] AKANE     Sniff, sniff... I smell     treasure over here. [10:13] AKANE     Hey, there's a thief here! [10:15] KALE     Wrong! I'm just borrowing     this stuff from Belph... Huh? [10:21] KALE     I thought you were security, but     are you one of the intruders? [10:25] KALE     It was true that some     of you were humans, huh? [10:28] AKANE     Who cares about that? [10:30] AKANE     That's my treasure. Give it back. [10:33] KALE     Huh? You smell the same as that guy. [10:39] KALE     Do you know him? [10:41] AKANE     You mean Hakuto? [10:43] AKANE     Give me back my treasure first. [10:46] KALE     If you're his friend, then I'll kill you too. [10:51] KALE     Prodigal Son Returns! [11:02] KALE     Too bad! [11:04] KALE     Once this magical item begins its     transport, nobody can stop it! [11:08] KALE     No attacks will work! [11:10] KALE     You stupid fool! [11:12] AKANE     Give me back my treasure! [11:14] KALE     Like I said, nobody can stop... [11:19] AKANE     Give it back. [11:24] KALE     Stop! Again, it's futile! [11:27] AKANE     Give it back! [11:29] KALE     Hurry up and take me away! [11:32] AKANE     I'll remember your face. [11:34] AKANE     No matter where you run     or hide in this world, [11:37] AKANE     I'll find you and kill you. [11:39] KALE     Hurry up! Take me away already! [11:47] AKANE     Tch. [11:48] AKANE     That's not fair. It was my big chance     to land a bunch of treasure, too. [11:55] AKANE     I wonder what Hakuto's up to. [11:58] AKANE     I hope he's not having a     fun event without me again. [12:03] KUNAI     Even when you get hit by attacks, you     recover the same amount of HP or even more. [12:10] KUNAI     You seemed to call yourself     demon king, the final boss, [12:15] KUNAI     but an invincible final     boss is utterly worthless. [12:18] KUNAI     Can't go down too easily too, of course. [12:21] KUNAI     Blessed with various choices and potential, [12:24] KUNAI     the omniscient players must use      all they have to barely beat them. [12:30] KUNAI     That's what a real final boss is like. [12:33] KUNAI     If you ask me, you're calling yourself     invincible while using cheap tricks? [12:40] KUNAI     You're no final boss or king. [12:43] KUNAI     At best, you're a third-rate scrub who     can only serve as a mid-game boss. [12:49] BELPHEGOR     I'm amazed that there exists a bug     that can displease me to this extent. [12:53] BELPHEGOR     I won't leave a shred of you behind! [12:58] GV     Assault Barrier reactivated. [13:00] BELPHEGOR     What?! [13:02] KUNAI     Beating the final boss means turning the     world upside down and ending the story. [13:08] KUNAI     Since ancient times, only unparalleled     heroes are capable of that. [13:15] KUNAI     You don't even have the     right to stand before me! [13:21] BELPHEGOR     You mere insect! [13:24] KUNAI     I'll show you what a real final     boss is like, as a parting gift. [13:33] AKANE     Is that...? [13:35] BELPHEGOR     What is that? [13:38] BELPHEGOR     What is happening?! [13:50] MINK     Organ... wh-wh-what is this... [13:53] ORGAN     So this is what the Demon     Lord mentioned so often. [13:56] ORGAN     His past world. [13:58] AKIRA     This is one of the gimmicks     I set up in the Arena. [14:02] AKIRA     This event happens automatically     once the final boss's HP halves. [14:06] BELPHEGOR     Why? I was in my castle... [14:11] KUNAI     What was your name, Bell something? [14:13] KUNAI     Welcome to my world. [14:17] CROWD     Kunai! Kunai! [14:19] KUNAI     You called me a bug over and over. [14:28] VAMPIRELORD     Do you still feel the same? [14:31] BELPHEGOR     What the hell are you?! [14:35] VAMPIRELORD     It is only natural that a final boss     enters a new phase and changes looks. [14:41] VAMPIRELORD     As a creator, I am faithful to such tropes. [14:48] GV     Battle Skill: Tyrant     automatically activated. [14:51] GV     Attack, defense, and agility plus 66. [14:54] GV     Max HP plus 666. [14:56] GV     Nullify all defensive effects. All attacks     hit the target for a limited time. [15:03] AKIRA     Yeah, I am you. And... [15:07] AKIRA     You are me. [15:16] VAMPIRELORD     This is such a pleasant feeling! [15:20] BELPHEGOR     W-Wait, human! [15:22] BELPHEGOR     Let's talk this ou— [15:30] BELPHEGOR     My leg! [15:34] VAMPIRELORD     Yeah, that's some combustible trash! [15:38] VAMPIRELORD     How does it feel, getting     toyed with by a "bug"? [15:42] VAMPIRELORD     If you hate that, stand up, take     your sword, and try killing me. [15:47] VAMPIRELORD     You'll be able to erase this world that way. [15:50] BELPHEGOR     You... [15:51] BELPHEGOR     You damned bug! [15:53] BELPHEGOR     I, the one who will be the     demon king of this era, [15:58] BELPHEGOR     could never lose to a mere human! [16:00] VAMPIRELORD     Then let me say something as well. [16:04] VAMPIRELORD     Trash like you, wearing golden     armor, treating people like slaves, [16:09] VAMPIRELORD     stalking your own daughter,     and abusing her physically... [16:15] VAMPIRELORD     Trash like you could     never take over my world! [16:38] VAMPIRELORD     Such ugly fireworks. SIGN    Hakuto Kunai [16:44] ORGAN     I never knew the ancient     times were so colorful. [16:49] MINK     It feels more like a world full     of light rather than darkness. [16:53] CROWD     Kunai! Kunai! [17:05] ORGAN     Sorry. You had to do everything again. [17:09] VAMPIRE     No problem. [17:11] ORGAN     With this, my long nightmare is over. [17:15] ORGAN     I could never thank you enough. [17:17] AKANE     Hey, I knew it! Hakuto's changed forms! [17:23] AKANE     Quit having fun whenever I'm not around! [17:27] AKANE     That dandy old man's been replaced     with some kind of vampire! [17:30] AKANE     Say, do you feel the urge to drink blood? [17:33] VAMPIRELORD     Why must I partake in     something so nasty? [17:36] AKANE     I get it! It doesn't work unless     it's a virgin's blood, right?! [17:41] AKANE     Hakuto's gonna suck my blood! It's     kinda lewd, thinking about it! [17:46] ORGAN     We're done here. [17:49] ORGAN     Let's go to the treasury. [17:51] AKANE     Uh... Sorry about that, Hakuto. [17:53] AKANE     Some weird kid took all the treasure. [17:57] AKANE     I could only get my hands on this stuff. [18:02] ORGAN     That's a Seed of Amanda. It     can block magic temporarily. [18:08] ORGAN     This is Rock of Amanda.     It can block debuffs. [18:14] ORGAN     This here must be some kind of art piece. [18:17] VAMPIRELORD     I'm fine with that much. [18:20] VAMPIRELORD     The Great Adventures of      Pochi the Desert Dog. [18:23] VAMPIRELORD     Not this book again. [18:25] ORGAN     That's the legendary Volume 6. [18:27] ORGAN     Never thought it'd be in the treasury here. [18:30] VAMPIRELORD     I'll take it back for Aku. [18:39] VAMPIRELORD     Does that armor regenerate on its own? [18:43] GV     Item Appraisal. Graduation Exam. [18:46] VAMPIRELORD     What kind of name is that? [18:48] AKANE     Is this little Graduation Exam? [18:51] AKANE     It's kinda cute! Can I have it, please? [18:56] VAMPIRELORD     Organ, that belongs to you. [18:59] ORGAN     I appreciate the thought, but no. [19:02] ORGAN     I can't even sleep with that crap around. [19:04] VAMPIRELORD     That makes sense. Take it, Akane. [19:07] AKANE     Yahoo! Thanks! [19:10] VAMPIRELORD     Time to put the finishing touches. [19:13] GV     Special Ability Shadow Edge activated. [19:24] VAMPIRELORD     Omni Travel. [19:35] MINK     That massive castle is crumbling down... [19:39] KUNAI     A castle without its master has no meaning. [19:42] KUNAI     I hope it collapses with flair. [19:45] AKANE     Hakuto... I'm gonna go on a trip. [19:49] KUNAI     A trip? I don't mind you     doing your own thing, [19:52] KUNAI     but make sure we can contact each other. [19:55] AKANE     What? I like calling people,     but I don't like being called. [20:00] KUNAI     Are you a child? I guess you are... [20:03] AKANE     Bye, then. [20:05] AKANE     I'll get things done while     searching for treasure. [20:08] AKANE     Let's meet again! [20:09] AKANE     Bye-bee! [20:12] MINK     There she goes. [20:14] MINK     What will you do now, Organ? [20:17] ORGAN     What should I do, Demon Lord? [20:19] KUNAI     Why ask me? [20:22] ORGAN     Have you ever wanted children? [20:25] KUNAI     Huh?! [20:26] ORGAN     I started wanting a child. A child     that will be loved by its parents. [20:32] KUNAI     R-Right... [20:33] MINK     Hey, Organ! What are you saying?! [20:36] ORGAN     Should I give birth to     the Demon Lord's child, [20:39] ORGAN     they will surely become the     continent's finest magician. [20:43] ORGAN     As the mother, I will be firm yet fair... [20:46] MINK     Stop! Let's go, Organ! [20:49] MINK     You can't stay near this man! [20:51] MINK     The closer you are, the     more brainwashed you get! [20:55] MINK     But I'm not so easily deceived, Demon Lord! [20:58] ORGAN     Calm down, Mink! I... [21:01] MINK     Whatever! Just come with me! [21:02] AKIRA     They're so loud. [21:05] AKIRA     Well, I got what I wanted,     so I'll call it even. [21:13] KUNAI     No matter what time period,     no matter what world, [21:18] KUNAI     the felling of a castle signifies     that times are changing. [23:01] AOKI     Showing up late on the day the boss's     showing up? You're a brave one. [23:07] AKIRA     You're the one who made     me drink a ton last night. [23:10] AOKI     All I did was suggest it. You     drank of your own free will. [23:14] AKIRA     What the heck? [23:16] AKIRA     Ugh... I'm still not totally sober. [23:19] AOKI     Boss is up on the rooftop.     Be on your best behavior. [23:35] AKIRA     Huh? [23:36] AKIRA     This sight seems familiar. [23:41] BOSS     Akira Oono. [23:45] AKIRA     Boss, it's nice to meet— [23:47] BOSS     Stop. [23:51] BOSS     Hold out your hand, Oono. [23:54] AKIRA     Okay... [23:55] BOSS     Good boy. [23:59] AKIRA     Is this some kind of English custom? [24:02] AKIRA     And wait, is she really the boss? [24:07] BOSS     Extend your hand, Oono. [24:09] AKIRA     Okay. [24:10] BOSS     A little higher. To the left. [24:14] BOSS     Back to the right. Now bring it down. [24:19] AKIRA     I'm sorry! That was rude of me! [24:24] AKIRA     I went and did it... [24:26] AKIRA     The big beardo might punch me. [24:29] BOSS     Good. You may leave. [24:31] AKIRA     O-Okay. [24:33] BOSS     I expect great things from you. [24:35] AKIRA     Thank you for saying so. [24:46] BOSS     How many millennia has it     been since we last met? [24:50] BOSS     I'm not letting you go anymore... [24:53] BOSS     my Lucifer! SIGN    Thank you for watching!