# Demon Lord, Retry!
On the night of his favorite game’s shutdown, Akira Oono awakens in the body of his online character: Demon Lord Hakuto Kunai.
# Season 1
# E1 - Demon Lord's Descent
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZGNWJ/demon-lords-descent)
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**[00:04] ---**
I can't believe it's been
15 years since I started this...
**[00:07] ---**
Talk about a long-lived hobby.
**[00:10] ---**
Once it hits midnight, it's time to close the server
**[00:11] ---**
"Akira Oono"
**[00:13] ---**
and shut down the game once and for all.
**[00:18] ---**
You've done your fair share of spreading
bloodshed and tears across the land,
**[00:22] ---**
Demon Lord of the Great Empire.
**[00:26] ---**
Goodbye, Kunai.
**[00:29] ---**
And good night.
**[00:39] ---**
It's a world abandoned by God...
**[00:42] ---**
A world that makes angels despair...
**[00:45] ---**
Please, don't be afraid. I need you to listen...
**[00:50] ---**
If you focus, you can surely hear it.
**[00:53] ---**
The midnight bell is always the tone
which signals the starting of "you."
**[01:04] ---**
Wh-What the hell's this?!
**[01:10] ---**
Hmm?
**[01:12] ---**
That's a damn huge forest!
**[01:17] ---**
What's with these shoes?
**[01:19] ---**
No, it's not just my shoes...
Since when did I dress like a Mafia boss?!
**[01:25] ---**
I've got a bad feeling about this...
**[01:32] ---**
Wha--?!
**[01:34] ---**
It's *Infinity Game*'s Demon Lord, Hakuto Kunai!
**[01:38] ---**
"Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
**[01:44] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:52] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:55] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:59] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:02] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:07] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:14] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:21] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:27] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:37] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:40] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:43] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:47] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:50] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:54] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:57] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[03:00] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[03:04] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[03:06] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[03:10] ---**
"Demon Lord's Descent"
**[03:16] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[03:21] ---**
You're kidding me!
Why the hell am I this old man?!
**[03:24] ---**
W-Wait, calm down...
**[03:27] ---**
I shouldn't panic just yet.
**[03:29] ---**
There's no way I'm stuck
in a game of my own creation.
**[03:34] ---**
W-Wait... I know a quick way
to find out for sure.
**[03:38] ---**
Administrator!
**[03:40] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[03:43] ---**
Now we're talking!
**[03:44] ---**
"Please enter the password."
**[03:44] ---**
Just put in the password here...
**[03:46] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
"You do not meet the requirements."
**[03:48] ---**
"You do not meet the requirements."
**[03:48] ---**
Huh? Does this mean it isn't the game world?
**[03:54] ---**
What now? I'd have read more light novels
if I knew this would happen...
**[04:06] ---**
Huh? Is someone there?
**[04:14] ---**
I'm pretty sure Kunai was smug
and sarcastic when he talked, right?
**[04:20] ---**
Uh, well, um...
**[04:23] ---**
Do you understand words, or what?
**[04:25] ---**
You have to run!
**[04:26] ---**
Huh?
**[04:32] ---**
Is this ugly monster
a pet of yours or something?
**[04:36] ---**
You really ought to teach it
some manners and how to behave.
**[04:39] ---**
Hurry up and run! It's a demon!
**[04:44] ---**
You feeble human,
I'll feast on your flesh and blood!
**[04:49] ---**
Scary!
**[04:59] ---**
What the hell are you trying to pull?
**[05:15] ---**
I pretty much know the game's
system inside and out, but...
**[05:19] ---**
...I don't recall making a monster like that.
**[05:22] ---**
The same goes for that girl.
**[05:26] ---**
D-Demon Lord, please don't eat me!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm not very tasty at all!
**[05:33] ---**
Are you kidding me?
Who the hell do you think I am?
**[05:36] ---**
Hmm? We understand each another?
**[05:39] ---**
Relax. I'm not nearly hungry
enough to resort to that just yet.
**[05:44] ---**
A-Are you serious?
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah, I'm serious.
**[05:48] ---**
Anyways, what's the reason behind
you calling me Demon Lord?
**[05:53] ---**
B-Because... You defeated
Greole without breaking a sweat.
**[05:57] ---**
If you're not an angel, you must be
the Demon Lord the legends proclaim...
**[06:02] ---**
My name... is Kunai.
**[06:04] ---**
I've got nothing to do with a Demon Lord.
**[06:07] ---**
I-I see...
**[06:09] ---**
So? What's your name?
**[06:12] ---**
My name... is Aku.
**[06:17] ---**
The Demon Lord and Aku?
**[06:19] ---**
Aku?
**[06:21] ---**
Th-That's a very nice name.
**[06:24] ---**
And... let's see...
**[06:26] ---**
Have you heard of the country Japan?
**[06:29] ---**
S-Sorry, I've never heard of it.
**[06:36] ---**
This is the Kingdom of Holy Light
where people revere the Cherub.
**[06:41] ---**
Kingdom of Holy Light... Cherub...
**[06:44] ---**
Yes. The monster just now had been
sealed by the great Cherub in the past.
**[06:50] ---**
Beneath the Cherub are the
Three Holy Maidens, the Holy Knights,
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and an organization called
the Holy Church too.
**[06:59] ---**
It's totally all stuff straight out
of your everyday fantasy world...
**[07:04] ---**
But why summon a regular guy on
the verge of getting called old like me?
**[07:10] ---**
Hmm? What if Hakuto Kunai
was the one summoned here...
**[07:14] ---**
...and I just got dragged into it?
**[07:21] ---**
How about you clean yourself up?
**[07:24] ---**
Is that okay?
**[07:26] ---**
Why wouldn't it be okay?
**[07:27] ---**
I'll be waiting off in the distance,
so wash all that muck off yourself.
**[07:33] ---**
Thank you, I will!
**[07:39] ---**
Yell for me when you're finished.
**[07:41] ---**
Okay!
**[07:49] ---**
To think there was such a pretty
lake in the Forest of Wishes...
**[07:54] ---**
This is the first time in my life
I've dipped in water this clear!
**[07:58] ---**
I'm so glad to be alive right now!
**[08:02] ---**
In any case, I wonder who
in the world that person is.
**[08:08] ---**
Wh-What if he wants me to get clean
before he makes a meal of me?!
**[08:13] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[08:13] ---**
I can finally use administrator privileges!
**[08:16] ---**
Administrator?
**[08:18] ---**
Item file.
**[08:21] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[08:26] ---**
D-Do you think he's getting
out his cooking utensils?!
**[08:31] ---**
Go on and use this bath towel and soap.
**[08:35] ---**
Huh? Is this that thing they call *shabon*?
**[08:39] ---**
*Shabon*? What's this, the Edo period?
**[08:42] ---**
Edo period?
**[08:44] ---**
Just forget it.
**[08:46] ---**
Just to be safe, I'm going
to take a quick look around.
**[08:55] ---**
My skill points are dropping, and fast...
**[08:58] ---**
Just like *Infinity Game*, you must get
points to learn skills through combat.
**[09:05] ---**
But how am I going to build
points from here on out?
**[09:09] ---**
Making those trash items used 5 points,
so I've got a bit over 30 left...
**[09:15] ---**
If this was the game, I should get
more or less points based on
**[09:20] ---**
my level difference with the enemy.
**[09:22] ---**
D-Demon Lord.
**[09:24] ---**
Thanks for waiting.
The *shabon* you gave me was wonderful.
**[09:29] ---**
I keep telling you, I'm no Demon Lord.
**[09:32] ---**
Anyways, do monsters like that
last one pop up around here often?
**[09:36] ---**
O-Of course not!
**[09:38] ---**
If Greole showed up often, the whole
kingdom would get demolished!
**[09:42] ---**
What? You're saying he's
actually pretty dangerous?
**[09:46] ---**
Mm-hmm!
**[09:47] ---**
Hmm... Aku, do you know where
his den is or where he sleeps?
**[09:53] ---**
I could use some more skill points to... Ahem!
**[09:56] ---**
I'd like to investigate a bit.
**[09:58] ---**
I heard Greole used to be sealed
at the Wishing Shrine in this forest.
**[10:04] ---**
Wishing Shrine, huh?
**[10:07] ---**
Would you be able to guide me there?
**[10:09] ---**
A-All right.
**[10:16] ---**
Huh?
**[10:16] ---**
I'll carry you, so ride on my back.
**[10:18] ---**
N-No way! You don't want someone
as filthy as me riding on your back!
**[10:24] ---**
Sorry, but I'm short on time.
**[10:26] ---**
I won't ask again. Hurry up.
**[10:33] ---**
Oh, come on! You're so against it
that you cry? That really hurts...
**[10:39] ---**
For the longest time,
I've been a nuisance to the village.
**[10:44] ---**
Which is why I gather all
the village's garbage...
**[10:47] ---**
...and throw out all the human waste.
**[10:50] ---**
I've done the best that I can, but...
**[10:54] ---**
In other words, you do garbage disposal
and water treatment, right?
**[10:58] ---**
It's a very important job.
**[11:00] ---**
But they... The villagers say
I'm dirty and smelly...
**[11:04] ---**
And then, they finally cast me out
as a sacrifice to Greole...
**[11:10] ---**
All the people in the village say
they'll get dirty if they touch me.
**[11:16] ---**
That's why...!
**[11:21] ---**
W-Wait! Hold on! If you touch me...
**[11:24] ---**
Nobody would get dirty
doing something like that.
**[11:28] ---**
With bodies like ours, all it takes is
a wash and we're as good as new.
**[11:37] ---**
Thank you very much, Demon Lord.
**[11:43] ---**
Don't you think you're holding on a bit too tight?
**[11:46] ---**
I-I might be.
**[11:49] ---**
But this is the first time I've
touched anyone like this before...
**[11:55] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
"Race: Human" "Sex: Male" "Age: 45" "Height: 187cm"
**[12:00] ---**
"Demon King Greole"
"Race: High Demon"
**[12:05] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai" "Aku"
**[12:08] ---**
Can you read this, Aku?
**[12:09] ---**
Wow! Demon Lord has pretty handwriting!
**[12:15] ---**
You can tell that these are letters?
**[12:17] ---**
Of course.
**[12:18] ---**
So you can read it then?
**[12:21] ---**
Hakuto Kunai... Aku...
**[12:23] ---**
One plus one equals two.
**[12:26] ---**
G. A. M. E. Right?
**[12:29] ---**
Yeah...
**[12:30] ---**
I'm not exactly sure the reason for it,
but our languages must be the same.
**[12:36] ---**
It's safe to say we can communicate.
**[12:39] ---**
By the way, is the Wishing Shrine
one of those places?
**[12:42] ---**
The kind where you toss money in and pray?
**[12:46] ---**
I'm not sure of all the details myself,
**[12:48] ---**
but using the power of the shrine,
the Cherub managed to seal Greole there.
**[12:54] ---**
The shrine's power?
**[12:56] ---**
Yeah, that's right. Legend says it can
grant the wishes of those who visit.
**[13:02] ---**
Occult, is it?
**[13:04] ---**
I-If you go to the shrine, you could
obtain enough power to rule the world!
**[13:09] ---**
I don't want that power!
**[13:12] ---**
"Wishing Shrine"
**[13:20] ---**
This smell...
**[13:23] ---**
Aku, wait right here.
It seems dangerous in there.
**[13:26] ---**
O-Okay.
**[13:42] ---**
So that's where the smell is coming from...
**[13:45] ---**
Bleh!
**[13:48] ---**
I see...
**[13:51] ---**
You're the Demon Lord, indeed.
**[13:56] ---**
"Idol"
**[13:56] ---**
I've granted many wishes thus far,
but I believe this will be my last.
**[14:03] ---**
H-Hold up! What exactly do you know?
**[14:07] ---**
Was it you who summoned me here?
**[14:10] ---**
I suppose you could say
it was those people, not me.
**[14:15] ---**
"We wish for the Demon Lord to descend."
**[14:19] ---**
These guys?
**[14:21] ---**
And what else? Did those guys
ask you to summon Greole as well?
**[14:26] ---**
Greole broke the seal by
his own power and revived.
**[14:31] ---**
He used the surrounding forests as his den...
**[14:35] ---**
...and demanded sacrifices
from the nearby villages.
**[14:39] ---**
Sacrifices?
**[14:45] ---**
They wished for the Demon Lord's descent,
**[14:48] ---**
but Greole appeared in order
to stop it from happening...
**[14:51] ---**
...and slaughtered all of those people.
**[14:54] ---**
Can you just return me to the world I came from?
**[14:58] ---**
I cannot grant that wish.
**[15:00] ---**
It defies a wish that was made.
**[15:02] ---**
Huh?! No, it doesn't!
**[15:05] ---**
However, as you are my final visitor,
I shall grant you this.
**[15:16] ---**
Don't gimme this shit!
**[15:18] ---**
Having to wear a ring like this
sounds more like a punishment to me!
**[15:22] ---**
I pray that your wish comes true...
**[15:26] ---**
I was once very pure and a sight to behold...
**[15:31] ---**
But many years of granting wicked
wishes to humans changed me to this.
**[15:37] ---**
I pray that your... wish comes true...
**[15:46] ---**
What am I supposed to do with a ring like this?
**[15:58] ---**
How was it? Did you wish for anything?
**[16:02] ---**
Was it to rule the world after all?
Or perhaps some form of debauchery?
**[16:09] ---**
Yoga! Yoga!
**[16:10] ---**
Ouch, that hurts! Please stop it, Demon Lord!
**[16:15] ---**
Aku, are there any large cities in the area?
**[16:19] ---**
There's the Kingdom of Holy Light's
Holy Capital...
**[16:22] ---**
That's fine. Can you draw me a map or something?
**[16:26] ---**
D-Demon Lord! Does this mean you
don't want me to come with you?
**[16:31] ---**
Hmm? You want to come along?
**[16:34] ---**
I-Is that a problem?
**[16:36] ---**
I mean, I can't just go home after
being cast out as a sacrifice...
**[16:42] ---**
It might come in handy having
someone from this world at my side...
**[16:50] ---**
Sure, why not?
**[16:53] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[16:55] ---**
Could we possibly swing
by my village before we go?
**[16:59] ---**
It's not very much, but I have a few things.
**[17:01] ---**
All right.
**[17:04] ---**
In that case, let's get going, Aku.
**[17:08] ---**
It won't take long with your legs!
**[17:13] ---**
If the situation is bad enough
to need sacrifices,
**[17:16] ---**
why hasn't the capital--rather,
the kingdom done anything?
**[17:20] ---**
This area is far from the Holy Capital, so...
**[17:23] ---**
I see. We must be way out there.
**[17:26] ---**
Um, where do you come from, Demon Lord?
**[17:30] ---**
W-Well, from way out there...
**[17:33] ---**
The area around my village
is all withered from Greole's curse.
**[17:38] ---**
Even the water under the soil
is seething with poison.
**[17:42] ---**
That's why being able to bathe
in clean water like I did before
**[17:46] ---**
is a luxury I've never had in my life.
**[17:49] ---**
Oh, Demon Lord!
My village is just inside that fence.
**[17:59] ---**
My house is that way.
**[18:11] ---**
"Stealth Stance" Stealth Stance.
**[18:11] ---**
"Stealth Stance"
**[18:16] ---**
Huh?
**[18:17] ---**
Player messaging feature.
**[18:20] ---**
Message. Aku, can you hear me?
**[18:20] ---**
"Message"
**[18:23] ---**
H-Huh? I hear Demon Lord's
sinister voice in my head...
**[18:28] ---**
How dare you call it sinister!
**[18:30] ---**
Don't worry about me. Just know I'm nearby.
**[18:34] ---**
O-Okay!
**[18:36] ---**
Hey, trash face. What are you doing here?
**[18:40] ---**
Did you think you could escape and come back?
**[18:42] ---**
You're garbage!
**[18:42] ---**
You pile of shit!
**[18:44] ---**
Ow!
**[18:45] ---**
Take that!
**[18:48] ---**
Those bastards!
**[18:52] ---**
If they displease you, why not purge them?
**[18:56] ---**
*I* have the authority to dispose
of any people you deem unbecoming.
**[19:01] ---**
What the hell?
That's because it was only a game!
**[19:05] ---**
It's a curious thing you say...
**[19:07] ---**
That authority, *Infinity Game*, that system...
**[19:12] ---**
That twisted country was made by
none other than yourself, was it not?
**[19:20] ---**
It's you who is the root of all evil.
**[19:25] ---**
If I'm a fiend who has purged
over 4 million people, then...
**[19:30] ---**
...you are the one who leads
the world towards total destruction.
**[19:32] ---**
I'm hearing things...
I've got to be hearing things!
**[19:42] ---**
Take that!
**[19:46] ---**
Wh-Who the hell are you?!
**[19:49] ---**
D-Don't tell me you're one of
Greole's underlings or something!
**[19:52] ---**
Please, spare our village!
We already offered a sacrifice!
**[20:04] ---**
Aku, hurry up and get your stuff.
**[20:07] ---**
A-All right, Demon Lord.
**[20:09] ---**
D-Did you say Demon Lord?!
**[20:12] ---**
D-Demon Lord!
**[20:15] ---**
Aw, come on! Don't say stuff like that!
**[20:18] ---**
Trash face!
You're screwing the village yet again!
**[20:22] ---**
Piles of shit like you should get lost!
You're a plague!
**[20:32] ---**
Huh?
**[20:38] ---**
My house!
**[20:38] ---**
The lord will hear about this!
**[20:41] ---**
Let's go, Aku.
**[20:42] ---**
R-Right, Demon Lord.
**[20:49] ---**
Sorry we couldn't get your things.
**[20:51] ---**
More importantly,
was it all right to do all that?
**[20:55] ---**
D-Don't get me wrong.
I was just warming the place up.
**[20:59] ---**
You might even say that was an act of kindness!
**[21:03] ---**
D-Demon Lord... Why would you
rescue someone like me?
**[21:09] ---**
Don't say someone like you.
**[21:11] ---**
I think you're doing a swell job at living.
**[21:14] ---**
Don't let other people
determine your worth for you.
**[21:18] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[21:21] ---**
What do you think?
Did all that make you feel any better?
**[21:25] ---**
W-Well... I think I feel
just a little better now!
**[21:32] ---**
Then let's get to this Holy Capital or whatever!
**[21:35] ---**
Right!
**[21:37] ---**
Thanks for letting me come!
**[21:41] ---**
"Super Top Secret"
"Don't let xxx read this!!! Or even see it (lol) Akira Oono"
**[21:53] ---**
*I wish I could go back*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Taken to another world.
**[23:13] ---**
One *Infinity Game* player
had this to say with a chuckle:
**[23:17] ---**
"These days, practically everyone is
getting in on the 'another world' genre."
**[23:22] ---**
I'd now like to speak on behalf of all
protagonists taken to another world...
**[23:29] ---**
"At least let me wipe
my hard drive before I go!"
**[23:33] ---**
What's a hard drive?
**[23:35] ---**
Next time, Demon Lord Retry Episode 2:
Golden Luna
**[23:35] ---**
Golden Luna
# E2 - Golden Luna
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VJ32/golden-luna)
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**[00:10] ---**
Hey, watch it! Be careful where you go!
**[00:13] ---**
I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Luna!
**[00:16] ---**
Do you think it's funny if I bruise my butt
before subduing this Demon Lord?
**[00:21] ---**
I-Is this even a good idea
without the other Holy Maidens?
**[00:26] ---**
Excuse me? Are you saying
it's too much for me to handle?
**[00:30] ---**
Y-You're more than enough
on your own, Miss Luna.
**[00:33] ---**
Hmph! Of course I am.
**[00:36] ---**
I can't let my sisters show
me up forever, you know.
**[00:39] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "16 years old"
**[00:44] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:52] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[00:55] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[00:59] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:02] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:07] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:14] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[01:21] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[01:27] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[01:37] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:40] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:43] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:47] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:50] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:54] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:57] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:00] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:04] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:06] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:11] ---**
"Golden Luna"
**[02:22] ---**
Reporting in! The Holy Maiden, Luna Elegant,
**[02:26] ---**
is approaching on the road
with an escort of some 20 troops!
**[02:29] ---**
What? Has she come to subjugate us at last?
**[02:38] ---**
It's such an honor for a Holy Maiden
to come deal with us herself.
**[02:42] ---**
We'll have to face her head on.
**[02:42] ---**
"Chief of the Moles" "O Wengoal"
**[02:44] ---**
N-No, it doesn't seem like her target is us Moles...
**[02:50] ---**
Oh?
**[02:55] ---**
"Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
"Girl cast out as a sacrifice" "Aku"
**[02:56] ---**
It's getting dark pretty quickly now.
**[03:00] ---**
You're right. Shall we camp out here tonight?
**[03:03] ---**
Huh? You mean right here?
**[03:11] ---**
Fragment of my intelligence, come forth!
**[03:14] ---**
Survival Goods!
**[03:16] ---**
"Survival Goods"
**[03:17] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:19] ---**
There is no end to my darkness! Defense Goods!
**[03:25] ---**
"Defense Goods"
**[03:26] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:30] ---**
Alone, they don't achieve very much, but...
**[03:33] ---**
Item Combine! Construct Base!
**[03:38] ---**
"Base"
**[03:39] ---**
I-Incredible! Was that magic just now?
**[03:43] ---**
You're so incredible, Demon Lord!
**[03:48] ---**
This baby can withstand attacks
from even a rocket launcher.
**[03:53] ---**
You're as good as dead in *Infinity Game*
unless you camp out like this.
**[03:59] ---**
I-Is that right? Not that I
understand what you're saying...
**[04:05] ---**
I'm just saying it's pretty sturdy.
**[04:08] ---**
Aku, we're sleeping in this base tonight.
**[04:11] ---**
I'm a delicate guy, so there's no way
I'm camping under the stars.
**[04:16] ---**
Okay! Leave the house chores to me!
**[04:21] ---**
This is...?
**[04:23] ---**
Go on. Give your weary body a wash.
**[04:26] ---**
H-Hold on. I can't use something like this...
**[04:31] ---**
Sorry it's cramped, but this
is the best I can do for now.
**[04:36] ---**
Th-That's not what I...
**[04:37] ---**
Just you wait and see.
I'll construct a hot spring resort someday.
**[04:42] ---**
You're going to love every minute of it.
**[04:47] ---**
I wonder what a hot spring resort is anyways?
**[04:53] ---**
Seems like this world has a moon too...
**[04:56] ---**
If I gather enough skill points
to unlock administrator privileges,
**[05:01] ---**
can I return back to my world?
**[05:04] ---**
Though, that whole system
is based off of *Infinity Game*.
**[05:08] ---**
No such "return to my world"
command even exists.
**[05:12] ---**
If being summoned by that idol
is what brought me here,
**[05:16] ---**
the only way to return must be to
seek out something with similar power.
**[05:22] ---**
Let's hope I find a clue in the Holy Capital.
**[05:25] ---**
But even if I went back,
would I still have the same life?
**[05:29] ---**
Is there still a place for me at work?
**[05:32] ---**
I bet my manager's furious...
**[05:38] ---**
Demon Lord, I washed my body
with that *shabon* again.
**[05:47] ---**
Mmm, you do smell pretty good now.
**[05:50] ---**
R-Really?!
**[05:52] ---**
That's the first time someone's
told me that in my life!
**[06:00] ---**
You... want to sleep together?
**[06:04] ---**
Is that a no?
**[06:08] ---**
I know you think I'm some old guy or something,
**[06:11] ---**
but the truth is, I'm more like
an older brother. I'm no old man.
**[06:15] ---**
Demon Lord? I don't understand
what you're talking about...
**[06:26] ---**
Bring it on, Holy Maiden and friends.
**[06:29] ---**
Us bandits, the Moles,
silence even crying babies.
**[06:33] ---**
None slip under our noses.
**[06:40] ---**
Who in the world are those two?
**[06:43] ---**
What do we do, Chief?
**[06:45] ---**
Hmm, must be bait.
**[06:47] ---**
The moment we attack them,
**[06:49] ---**
the Holy Maiden and her crew
will jump out and ambush us.
**[06:53] ---**
Should we do nothing and let them go?
**[06:56] ---**
No, we'll get 'em.
A quick attack and a quick retreat.
**[07:00] ---**
Draw the Holy Maiden into unfamiliar terrain.
**[07:07] ---**
These guys are a joke.
**[07:09] ---**
I'll turn off my intercept and
auto attack abilities just in case...
**[07:15] ---**
Aku, stand back.
**[07:17] ---**
Huh?
**[07:18] ---**
I guess I should just take this attack.
**[07:21] ---**
"Assault Barrier"
**[07:22] ---**
Hmph, under level 30? How weak.
**[07:26] ---**
In *Infinity Game*, only players
at the max level of 30 were able to...
**[07:31] ---**
...inflict any sort of damage to Kunai, but...
**[07:37] ---**
How about we skip the hide-and-seek
and you show yourself?
**[07:48] ---**
You're pretty tough.
**[07:49] ---**
I'm the Chief of the Moles, O Wengoal.
**[07:53] ---**
And you are?
**[07:54] ---**
Huh? My manager?
What in the world is he doing here?
**[07:59] ---**
Sorry about not showing up to work, Mr. Senmu.
**[08:03] ---**
Shenmue, you said?
**[08:05] ---**
Shenmue... Shenmue, huh? That takes me back...
**[08:10] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[08:12] ---**
Uh, wait... Aren't you Aoki Senmu?
**[08:16] ---**
Hmph. Are you trying to confuse me or something?
**[08:20] ---**
That won't work on me.
**[08:22] ---**
No, that wasn't my intention, but...
**[08:26] ---**
What a crazy resemblance.
Man, do they look alike...
**[08:31] ---**
By that trick you conjured up just now,
I take it you're a magic user?
**[08:35] ---**
I've no obligation to answer.
**[08:38] ---**
Take us lightly and you'll get hurt.
**[08:40] ---**
Got it, old man?
**[08:42] ---**
Wh-Who you calling an old man?!
You're more an old man than me!
**[08:45] ---**
A-Are you kidding me?!
If anyone here has an old man face, it's you!
**[08:50] ---**
It's not my fault you were born that way, idiot!
**[08:50] ---**
I'll give you an old man face!
**[08:52] ---**
Old man?! Don't make me laugh!
**[08:52] ---**
Who do you think you are?!
**[08:55] ---**
You're the one who's an idiot!
**[08:55] ---**
Demon Lord, let's run!
**[08:57] ---**
Demon Lord, you say? Someone like you?
**[09:01] ---**
Go pretend you're a
Demon Lord on the other side!
**[09:11] ---**
I-I knew he had to be a magic user!
**[09:14] ---**
What was that about magic?
**[09:19] ---**
Wh-What the...?
**[09:23] ---**
To think I'd come Demon Lord hunting
and find a bunch of filthy bandits.
**[09:28] ---**
Tsk, the plan is falling apart...
Guys, pull back!
**[09:33] ---**
How stupid can you be?
**[09:34] ---**
You think you can get away from me?
**[09:38] ---**
Be torn asunder by gold! Gold Slash!
**[09:40] ---**
"Gold Blade" "Gold Slash"
**[09:49] ---**
Ow... My Assault Barrier never activated...
**[09:53] ---**
This kid is max level?
**[09:56] ---**
To be honest, I wasn't expecting
that much out of you.
**[10:00] ---**
Excuse me?! What did you just say?!
**[10:03] ---**
Anyways, do I not get an apology
for you attacking me out of nowhere?
**[10:09] ---**
Hmph! A Holy Maiden dispatching evil
is just plain common sense.
**[10:14] ---**
All right, then. Those will be your last words.
**[10:18] ---**
Hmph. It seems you don't know who I am.
**[10:21] ---**
I'm one of the three Holy Maidens.
The Golden Luna Elegant.
**[10:26] ---**
This kid shooting off magic
like a maniac is named Elegant?
**[10:30] ---**
Way to not live up to the name.
**[10:32] ---**
You guys, go capture this blockhead at once!
**[10:35] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[10:41] ---**
Unfortunately, you all have no
business standing in front of me.
**[10:54] ---**
Who in the world is this guy?
**[10:56] ---**
H-Hey! What do you think you're doing?
**[11:04] ---**
I don't hold back on those who attack me,
even if they happen to be women.
**[11:09] ---**
Huh? Wait! No, don't! What are you doing?!
**[11:14] ---**
That hurt!
**[11:18] ---**
That hurts!
**[11:20] ---**
The butt! Not the butt!
**[11:23] ---**
That was my right hand! This is my left hand!
**[11:27] ---**
And now let's go back to the right hand!
**[11:29] ---**
Stop it!
**[11:30] ---**
And this one's because I'm kinda enjoying this!
**[11:33] ---**
S-Stop!
**[11:39] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 16" "Height: 153cm"
**[11:44] ---**
"Mild Heaven" "Race: Tobacco" "Sex: None"
"Age: None" "Height: 8cm"
**[11:50] ---**
That was a good workout.
**[11:52] ---**
I-I wonder if the Holy Maiden's butt
will be all right?
**[11:56] ---**
It's already had a split in it. She'll be fine.
**[11:59] ---**
Th-That's not the problem here...
**[12:04] ---**
Now then. Now that we've got all this money,
how about we stay in a city?
**[12:13] ---**
I'll kill that guy! You just wait and see!
**[12:17] ---**
You stupid coachman! Go a little slower!
It stings my butt!
**[12:22] ---**
"Kingdom of Holy Light"
"Market City Yahoo"
**[12:28] ---**
The naming sense of this kingdom
is truly something awful.
**[12:31] ---**
You think so?
**[12:33] ---**
Let's buy some random stuff
with all this money we've got.
**[12:37] ---**
But that's the Holy Maiden's money, isn't it?
**[12:40] ---**
I was acting in self-defense.
**[12:42] ---**
In fact, you could say I was
being extra kind and lenient.
**[12:46] ---**
If this were an *eroge*,
we'd be heading for a sex slave route.
**[12:50] ---**
What's an *eroge*?
**[12:59] ---**
How much?
**[13:00] ---**
It's three copper for two skewers.
**[13:05] ---**
Thank you.
**[13:07] ---**
Come again!
**[13:09] ---**
U-Um...
**[13:11] ---**
It's my treat today. Just eat it and enjoy.
**[13:19] ---**
I've never eaten something this tasty before!
**[13:24] ---**
"Gugule Inn"
**[13:25] ---**
This place has one terrible name after another...
**[13:28] ---**
Really? I think it's a cute name though.
**[13:32] ---**
Welcome.
**[13:34] ---**
I'd like the best room you've got.
**[13:37] ---**
If you'd like to stay in our best room,
it would cost one gold coin.
**[13:42] ---**
What?! We shouldn't, Demon Lord!
**[13:45] ---**
D-Demon...?
**[13:46] ---**
No, you see... My name is De Mon.
**[13:50] ---**
Sorry to confuse you like that.
**[13:54] ---**
Then, if you please.
**[13:55] ---**
V-Very well, Sir. I'll go prepare it at once.
**[14:01] ---**
"Message"
**[14:01] ---**
Don't call me Demon Lord in front of people!
**[14:04] ---**
Call me your older brother or something.
**[14:08] ---**
Wh-What about if I called you Papa?
**[14:11] ---**
But I'm still a spunky bachelor!
**[14:18] ---**
Please, make yourselves at home
and enjoy the room.
**[14:26] ---**
Not a bad view, is it?
**[14:29] ---**
To be honest, I'm surprised at how
luxurious this place actually is.
**[14:34] ---**
Then again, I've got to keep
acting cool around Aku.
**[14:39] ---**
A-Amazing! It's like we're
staying in a noble's estate!
**[14:43] ---**
Don't get too excited over this.
**[14:46] ---**
Someday I'll build a castle
befitting of my greatness.
**[14:50] ---**
C-Castle?
**[14:52] ---**
I don't know what you mean,
but it sure sounds great!
**[14:56] ---**
Now then, how about we go out
and have a nice dinner tonight?
**[15:00] ---**
But... before that...
**[15:03] ---**
"Boutique" "Fashion Check"
**[15:07] ---**
Dear me.
That's one shabby outfit she's wearing...
**[15:11] ---**
Perhaps she's this man's servant or something?
**[15:14] ---**
Welcome! May I ask what
you're looking for today?
**[15:19] ---**
Sorry, but could you find an outfit
that looks good on her?
**[15:23] ---**
I'm not that great at picking
out clothes for people.
**[15:26] ---**
I'd like to leave that to a pro.
**[15:28] ---**
This one looks like the biggest...
**[15:31] ---**
Using this guy.
**[15:33] ---**
What?!
**[15:35] ---**
Demon Lo--
**[15:37] ---**
G-Giant gold coin?!
Y-You want to pick something with that?
**[15:41] ---**
Is it not enough?
**[15:42] ---**
D-Don't be silly! I-I'll prepare
something for you at once!
**[15:50] ---**
This way please, Ma'am.
**[15:52] ---**
U-Um...
**[15:55] ---**
I'd like to smoke, but where are your ashtrays?
**[15:59] ---**
Use my hands! Please, feel free
to dispose of your ash on my hands!
**[16:04] ---**
Th-That's quite all right.
**[16:06] ---**
Have any normal ashtrays and a place to sit?
**[16:09] ---**
Use my back!
Please, come and sit down on my back!
**[16:13] ---**
What the hell? This store is scary...
**[16:18] ---**
S-Sorry to make you wait.
**[16:23] ---**
U-Um, do you think this looks good on me?
**[16:28] ---**
Ooh! I knew she'd shine
with a bit of polish, but...
**[16:32] ---**
To think she would change this much...
**[16:34] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:39] ---**
Whoa... Aku had different-colored eyes?
**[16:43] ---**
I wonder if that's a subject
better to avoid though?
**[16:47] ---**
Hmm?
**[16:48] ---**
I could bring other outfits
to try if you would like.
**[16:51] ---**
Would you be interested in that?
**[16:53] ---**
Let's see... I'll take everything
that suits her.
**[16:57] ---**
D-Did you say everything?!
**[17:00] ---**
I'll buy it all.
**[17:02] ---**
Hurry up! Bring only the
best clothes for this lady!
**[17:12] ---**
I wonder if they're father and daughter.
**[17:14] ---**
They don't seem like that to me.
**[17:17] ---**
He must own a great plot of land somewhere...
**[17:21] ---**
I heard he paid for her outfit with a
giant gold coin without batting an eye.
**[17:32] ---**
Oho! That's the wine all the
connoisseurs always order.
**[17:36] ---**
Seems like he's a man of good taste.
**[17:46] ---**
This feels so much like a dream.
**[17:50] ---**
Hmm?
**[17:51] ---**
I have to thank you...
For doing all this for someone like me...
**[17:56] ---**
Don't worry about it.
Let's eat before it gets cold.
**[18:00] ---**
I do worry about it.
**[18:03] ---**
Why are you always being so nice to me?
**[18:06] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I wonder what makes me go so far for her.
**[18:13] ---**
Please, tell me. Is there anything
I can possibly do to pay you back?
**[18:19] ---**
Anything you want! As long as it's
something I can do, I'll do it!
**[18:25] ---**
You said you'll do anything I want?
**[18:30] ---**
I found you, Demon Lord!
**[18:33] ---**
D-Demon Lord?!
**[18:34] ---**
I wonder if she's talking about that man.
**[18:37] ---**
Who said you could eat with my money?!
Are you stupid? Wanna die?!
**[18:41] ---**
What an odd thing to say.
**[18:43] ---**
Wasn't that the money you
offered to me as an apology?
**[18:46] ---**
Because if I hadn't done that,
you wouldn't have stopped hitting my butt!
**[18:51] ---**
Let's not get all wound up.
Come and sit down with us.
**[18:55] ---**
We wouldn't want to bother the other guests.
**[18:58] ---**
Give me one good reason I should listen to you!
**[19:01] ---**
Do you... want to be disciplined again?
**[19:10] ---**
I'm glad to see you can be reasonable.
**[19:14] ---**
Everyone, I apologize for
causing that commotion.
**[19:18] ---**
Allow me to make up for it by
treating each table to a bottle of wine.
**[19:23] ---**
Oh, my, how generous!
**[19:25] ---**
What an admirable fellow.
**[19:28] ---**
Bring some food for the lady too.
**[19:32] ---**
It's my treat. Have as much as you'd like.
**[19:35] ---**
You idiot! More like it's *my* treat!
**[19:39] ---**
Um, I'm so sorry, Holy Maiden.
**[19:42] ---**
Demon Lord isn't a bad person, you know.
**[19:45] ---**
Are you stupid?
**[19:47] ---**
There's no such thing as a good Demon Lord!
**[19:52] ---**
I guess you can be very kind
sometimes but also pretty mean too.
**[19:57] ---**
I always act like a gentleman.
**[20:00] ---**
It's just that I choose who to treat nicely.
**[20:03] ---**
Jeez...
**[20:05] ---**
The Holy Maiden is a very
important person, Demon Lord.
**[20:12] ---**
I can't exactly carry her on my
back or shoulders with a dress.
**[20:19] ---**
I changed my mind... You're very kind...
**[20:22] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:31] ---**
Idiot! I've got no money to
stay anywhere thanks to you!
**[20:35] ---**
Can't you just camp somewhere?
**[20:37] ---**
What happened to your troupe, Teary-eyed Luna?
**[20:41] ---**
I sent them all home!
**[20:43] ---**
And why would you do that?
**[20:45] ---**
B-Because! I didn't want to
put them in any more danger!
**[20:50] ---**
So you decided to come and play?
**[20:52] ---**
Th-That's not what I'm saying!
**[20:54] ---**
Demon Lord! Could you please be
a little nicer to the Holy Maiden?
**[21:00] ---**
All right then... Here.
**[21:04] ---**
What is it? Something else that you want?
**[21:07] ---**
S-So be it! I'll let you two
stay in this room with me!
**[21:12] ---**
Is your head on straight?
**[21:14] ---**
Y-You got the room with my money, right?
**[21:17] ---**
It's only proper that I'm allowed to sleep in it!
**[21:20] ---**
I think she's got you there, Demon Lord.
**[21:32] ---**
Sister! We've almost reached the city!
**[21:35] ---**
How dare that shitty brat
cause me all this trouble.
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Shenmue... Shenmue, huh?
**[23:15] ---**
That takes me back. An open world
in a time like that was amazing.
**[23:20] ---**
With motion capture and
full-voiced NPCs in the city too...
**[23:25] ---**
Not to mention the game had a full day cycle.
**[23:28] ---**
That was so sick!
It's making me wanna play it again...
**[23:32] ---**
Demon Lord, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 3.
Killer Queen.
**[23:36] ---**
Killer Queen
# E3 - Killer Queen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEPG92/killer-queen)
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**[00:10] ---**
Oh? You said your name was Aku, right?
**[00:13] ---**
"Aku"
**[00:14] ---**
From now on, you should call me Sister Luna.
**[00:15] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[00:17] ---**
Is it okay for me to speak
to a Holy Maiden like that?
**[00:21] ---**
I say it's fine, so it's fine. I make the rules.
**[00:25] ---**
Right...
**[00:26] ---**
Besides, we get along well enough
to see each other naked!
**[00:30] ---**
Here I come!
**[00:32] ---**
Don't! Anywhere but there!
**[00:42] ---**
"Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:44] ---**
Administrator Privileges. Item File.
**[00:57] ---**
In *Infinity Game*,
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each player couldn't hold any more than 10 items.
**[00:59] ---**
"Tiara"
**[01:03] ---**
Getting to store infinite items
like this makes things much easier.
**[01:09] ---**
Luna, got a minute?
**[01:11] ---**
Excuse me? I don't remember saying
you can call me by my first name.
**[01:15] ---**
Whatever. Just tell me everything
you know about the Cherub.
**[01:19] ---**
Um, Sister Luna? Demon Lord isn't
very knowledgeable about this stuff.
**[01:25] ---**
If it's not any trouble, could you tell him?
**[01:28] ---**
The Cherub deceased after
sealing the Demon King Greole
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because it used up all of its power.
**[01:34] ---**
You don't say...
**[01:36] ---**
But the Kingdom of Holy Light
still has the Ophan and Seraph
**[01:40] ---**
who serve to guide the people.
**[01:43] ---**
It's absurd to think the peace of
this kingdom could be threatened.
**[01:54] ---**
Sister! We've almost reached the city of Yahoo!
**[01:54] ---**
"Officer" "Mount Fuji"
**[01:58] ---**
Good. Let's tie a rope around that
shitty brat's neck and drag her home.
**[01:58] ---**
"Deranged Holy Maiden"
"Killer Queen"
**[02:03] ---**
Isn't subduing a Demon Lord
a manly thing for her to try?
**[02:07] ---**
We're all pretty impressed
by the gusto of your little sister.
**[02:12] ---**
You're all morons.
That shit is just trying to stand out.
**[02:17] ---**
As if a Demon Lord exists
in the first place, idiot.
**[02:20] ---**
But people are saying that Greole
was killed by someone!
**[02:24] ---**
Hmph, you meathead...
**[02:26] ---**
How dare my big sister
withhold information from me...
**[02:31] ---**
Did you think you could
ever beat me, you shithead?
**[02:39] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:47] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:50] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
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* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:57] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
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* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
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* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
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* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
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* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
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*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
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* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
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*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
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*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
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* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
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*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
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* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
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*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
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*Let's begin*
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*Open your eyes*
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"Killer Queen"
**[04:19] ---**
I've grasped the Cherub situation for now.
**[04:21] ---**
So? Where can I find the Ophan and Seraph then?
**[04:26] ---**
Who knows? It's been ages
since anyone's seen either of them.
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Oh, it's just a legend then...
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Some misguided believers
think that the stone statue
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at the Wishing Shrine is actually the Ophan.
**[04:40] ---**
They'll get divine retribution for that someday.
**[04:46] ---**
If that Idol was actually the Ophan...
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I was once very pure and a sight to behold...
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But many years of granting wicked
wishes to humans changed me to this.
**[05:01] ---**
I'm not well-informed enough
to form a plan just yet.
**[05:05] ---**
I've gotta gather more info
in the Holy Capital...
**[05:08] ---**
But before that, I need to do something
about this empty wallet of mine.
**[05:16] ---**
In my motherland, we highly value
and appreciate elegance.
**[05:21] ---**
Everyone presents their finest
wares when serving tea.
**[05:25] ---**
You'll embarrass your family if you
put out something that looks cheap.
**[05:30] ---**
Oho... That's very interesting.
**[05:34] ---**
And today I have brought my favorite
tea bowl from my motherland.
**[05:39] ---**
Oh! How splendid it is!
**[05:39] ---**
"Fine Art Shop" "Nanden-Manden"
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As in this trash I made with a few
skill points that gives just 1 Offense?!
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I just don't get it...
**[05:51] ---**
How much would it cost for you to part with it?
**[05:55] ---**
Oh, no... Think of this as a token
in hopes of establishing
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a long and lasting partnership.
**[06:02] ---**
But, seeing as how I don't
have much money on hand,
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I'd accept one giant gold coin
as collateral if you're willing.
**[06:10] ---**
O-One giant gold coin?
**[06:12] ---**
Hmm? That looked like the most
expensive coin in Luna's bag, so...
**[06:17] ---**
...I thought I should start with that, but...
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I've heard the incredible rumors about you.
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They say you're a cultured man
who descended from royalty
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as well as a tolerant
and accepting gentleman.
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Who would spread such baseless rumors?
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I'm sure you must have
your reasons for denying it.
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I promise I won't speak of it,
so you need not worry.
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I accept your proposition.
Let me get things ready for you.
**[06:48] ---**
I appreciate your understanding.
**[06:50] ---**
But before that, I must ask one thing.
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If you end up selling the tea bowl,
take nothing less than five giant gold coins.
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F-Five giant gold coins? That's...
**[07:04] ---**
If you can't promise me that,
let's say this conversation never happened.
**[07:08] ---**
W-Wait, please! I understand.
**[07:11] ---**
I promise, I'll uphold your wish.
**[07:13] ---**
That sold for a ton more
than I thought it would!
**[07:17] ---**
The value of stuff is way
different than *Infinity Game*!
**[07:21] ---**
Nice... I'll invite Aku and Luna
to dinner or something.
**[07:24] ---**
Luna! Get out here!
**[07:31] ---**
We demon-believing Satanists
failed in summoning the Demon Lord.
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But if it resulted in the Holy Maidens
taking action, it was not done in vain.
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Just as planned, we will eradicate
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"Satanist" "Walking"
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The Holy Maidens from this world.
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May disaster befall the Maidens.
**[07:51] ---**
May disaster befall the Maidens.
**[08:01] ---**
The second eldest Holy Maiden,
Killer Queen, has come!
**[08:05] ---**
Luna! Get out here!
**[08:16] ---**
Now there's a handful of a sister!
Talk about deranged...
**[08:21] ---**
And while we're at it, if there's
a Demon Lord, get your ass out here!
**[08:25] ---**
Yeah, right, idiot!
Go back to your post-apocalyptic world!
**[08:30] ---**
Out of the way! I said move it!
**[08:34] ---**
Hey, Sister! What are you doing here?!
**[08:37] ---**
You little shit. How dare you run off
to play with fire without me knowing.
**[08:42] ---**
I-I just heard a Demon Lord appeared and--
**[08:45] ---**
You imbecile!
What the hell can you do on your own?!
**[08:49] ---**
Instead of subduing
a Demon Lord that doesn't exist...
**[08:51] ---**
...stay in your bed and sleep, you shit!
**[08:54] ---**
S-Sister, you don't get it!
**[08:57] ---**
There is a Demon Lord
and I used my charms to tame him!
**[09:00] ---**
Oh? Talking in your sleep is quite the feat...
**[09:04] ---**
He really exists! And...
he's completely obsessed with my butt!
**[09:08] ---**
Huh? Your butt?!
**[09:09] ---**
Ugh... I get where she's coming from,
but this makes it sound way worse...
**[09:17] ---**
Death to the phony angel.
**[09:20] ---**
Firebird!
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May grief befall the Maidens.
**[09:25] ---**
Ice Hammer!
**[09:32] ---**
No!
**[09:34] ---**
Fuji!
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Sister!
**[09:48] ---**
Where have I seen those outfits?
**[09:53] ---**
The Wishing...?
**[09:54] ---**
Those slain guys at the
Wishing Shrine wore that too...
**[10:01] ---**
Nice to meet you too, Satanist scum!
**[10:12] ---**
Idiots should just die!
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Gold Splash!
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Wipe out the damn Satanists!
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A blood sacrifice for Sister!
**[10:23] ---**
Once this fight is over,
I'm gonna get Sister to abuse me!
**[10:29] ---**
Satanist scum! How's it feel
to be stained in crimson?!
**[10:35] ---**
You should feel honored
to die at the hands of my magic!
**[10:39] ---**
You evil cretins!
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You're the evil ones
no matter how you look at it...
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Hmm?
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This is my prized darkness, but...
**[10:52] ---**
If it's in exchange for
two Holy Maidens, so be it!
**[11:04] ---**
What's this?!
**[11:05] ---**
Luna, get back!
**[11:07] ---**
It's Hades!
**[11:15] ---**
You fools. Your divine protection is gone.
**[11:18] ---**
Shoot down the Holy Maidens!
**[11:38] ---**
This is looking bad.
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What are you hesitating for?
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Why not toss a grenade that way
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and kill everyone all at once?
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You're insane. What's wrong with you?
**[11:52] ---**
If I killed the Holy Maidens,
I'd just get my face put on the wanted list.
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And what about it?
Both that woman and this kingdom...
**[12:02] ---**
...are already trying to kill the Demon Lord.
**[12:09] ---**
Yes... Now it's become the legitimate
self-defense you love so much...
**[12:17] ---**
You should be thankful.
**[12:19] ---**
Shit... My body isn't moving how I want!
**[12:26] ---**
Don't I have anything to help me
get out of this situation?
**[12:28] ---**
"Character Change"
"Unable to Control"
**[12:33] ---**
What?
**[12:37] ---**
"Character Change"
"Unable to Control"
**[12:37] ---**
At this rate, I guess I've got no choice!
**[12:46] ---**
"Killer Queen" "Race: Human"
"Sex: Female" "Age: 17" "Height: 170-173cm"
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"Mount Fuji" "Race: Human"
"Sex: Male" "Age: 28" "Height: 2m"
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And? Where's this?
**[13:30] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[13:32] ---**
What?
**[13:40] ---**
Tsk! What kind of weaklings are you,
menacing women and children?
**[13:45] ---**
That bastard must be a Holy Maiden goon!
Who cares! Get him!
**[13:51] ---**
You guys want a piece of me?!
**[13:52] ---**
"Grudge Setting"
**[14:09] ---**
You're all a bunch of one-punch weaklings!
**[14:13] ---**
Who the hell is that?!
**[14:15] ---**
What's with that snazzy
white outfit of his?! It's so sick!
**[14:20] ---**
Wh-Who the hell are you? What do you want?!
**[14:24] ---**
Considering you're a bunch
of cowards harassing women,
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you don't deserve to know my name.
**[14:31] ---**
"W-Woman"? He called me a woman?!
**[14:35] ---**
Then again, this shame
I'm feeling isn't half bad...
**[14:39] ---**
He's probably just one of the Holy Knights!
Don't be afraid! He--
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So quick!
**[14:52] ---**
How is he that fast?!
All I could see was a blur!
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Hey! Did you see that, Luna?!
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Tsk! You worthless shit!
**[15:05] ---**
It's go time, punks!
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"Kenpo"
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Dance for me!
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"Hand-to-hand Combat"
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Don't you know?
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None can flee from the dragon!
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"Final Phoenix"
**[16:05] ---**
You gutless worms are a thousand years
too early to face the dragon.
**[16:10] ---**
H-He's so cool!
**[16:14] ---**
This city ain't one I remember...
**[16:17] ---**
You all right over there, woman?
**[16:20] ---**
Y-Yes!
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You're damn reckless.
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Why's a woman going up
against guys with weapons?
**[16:28] ---**
H-He's worried about me?
How long has it been since that's happened?
**[16:33] ---**
If that trash ever messes with you again,
you just let me know.
**[16:38] ---**
I'll come running to rescue you.
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I can't take it! He's killing my heart!
I'm dead four times over!
**[16:47] ---**
When I'm around this guy,
I just can't seem to act like myself!
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Argh! I'll die if someone
sees me like this! I will!
**[16:56] ---**
U-Um, would you be so kind as
to tell me your name, please?
**[17:02] ---**
I'll strangle you later.
I'll squeeze the life out of you.
**[17:06] ---**
Hmm? I'm Zero.
**[17:09] ---**
Zero Kirisame.
**[17:11] ---**
Zero? Um, I'm sorry for
dragging you into all this...
**[17:18] ---**
No need to make such a pitiful face.
**[17:21] ---**
I'm pretty much the definition
of unrivaled, you know.
**[17:25] ---**
An insignificant brawl like that
doesn't even count to me.
**[17:29] ---**
M-My nose is gonna bleed!
**[17:33] ---**
Looks like a few people got hurt,
so go and take care of 'em.
**[17:36] ---**
I'm gettin' out of here.
**[17:39] ---**
O-Okay!
**[17:44] ---**
Zero Kirisame...
**[17:45] ---**
"Dons the Silver Dragon"
"Zero Kirisame"
**[17:48] ---**
I finally found him... The man of my destiny!
**[17:57] ---**
You monster...
**[17:59] ---**
At least I was lucky enough to recover Hades.
**[18:04] ---**
Those with dragon blood
on the side of fighting evil...
**[18:07] ---**
Those who look on the ground
with disdain, Dragonkin...
**[18:11] ---**
Have they formed a secret union
with the Kingdom of Holy Light?
**[18:17] ---**
Demon Lord!
**[18:19] ---**
It's a good thing I ran into you here.
**[18:22] ---**
Shit, someone! Someone please kill me!
**[18:26] ---**
The definition of unrivaled, my ass!
You're a frickin' imbecile!
**[18:31] ---**
Argh, wall!
**[18:33] ---**
U-Um, Demon Lord?
**[18:36] ---**
Huh? What? No, this is...
**[18:38] ---**
A-Anyways, Aku... Did you see him?
**[18:41] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[18:43] ---**
I mean, you know...
That guy wearing the white clothes.
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, you mean the Dragonkin.
**[18:51] ---**
I was in the hotel so I didn't see it,
but Sister Luna told me about him.
**[18:56] ---**
When he thrust out his fist, it sent out
a shock wave that looked like a dragon...
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...and sent the bad guys flying away.
**[19:04] ---**
Argh, what the hell?! I'll give you Dragonkin...
**[19:09] ---**
Um, how come you're so
curious to know about him?
**[19:13] ---**
Is he someone you know, perhaps?
**[19:15] ---**
Hell no! I don't know him!
**[19:18] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[19:20] ---**
I can't say it... I can't admit that guy
and me are one and the same...
**[19:26] ---**
Zero Kirisame...
**[19:28] ---**
Why the hell did I make that hard-ass,
delinquent, joke of a character?
**[19:42] ---**
Come on, Yukikaze...
**[19:45] ---**
Stop wasting money when we're short on it again.
**[19:48] ---**
You want a lick, Mikan?
**[19:50] ---**
No, thank you. And quit talking while you eat.
**[19:53] ---**
Okay.
**[19:56] ---**
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
**[19:57] ---**
Quit being dumb and let's get on with this.
**[20:01] ---**
Right. I'm ready whenever.
**[20:01] ---**
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
**[20:04] ---**
"Seeking able adventurers to
exterminate dangerous sandwolves"...
**[20:09] ---**
The reward isn't bad either.
**[20:11] ---**
All right. Let's get rid of 'em.
**[20:14] ---**
Excuse me! We'd like to take on
that one request with the sandwolves.
**[20:19] ---**
Got it. Just gimme a minute.
**[20:22] ---**
Ooh, check this guy out.
**[20:24] ---**
Is this man here a new bounty? What did he do?
**[20:28] ---**
I guess he's claiming to be the Demon Lord.
**[20:31] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[20:33] ---**
Is his thing a Demon Lord too?
**[20:35] ---**
What the hell are you thinking?
**[20:41] ---**
Luna, what happened to those soldiers?
**[20:43] ---**
Huh? I sent all of them home.
**[20:46] ---**
How come?
What will you do if something happens?
**[20:50] ---**
Oh, well I've got you.
**[20:52] ---**
Huh? Since when did I become your bodyguard?
**[20:56] ---**
Shut up! I know you're actually happy
to be with me anyways, you pervert!
**[21:02] ---**
You're calling me a pervert?!
**[21:04] ---**
When have I ever done
anything perverted to you?!
**[21:07] ---**
You haven't been able to forget
the feel of my butt, have you?
**[21:12] ---**
You butt fetish pervert!
**[21:16] ---**
This is so lively and fun!
**[21:19] ---**
I've always wanted to go on a journey like this!
**[21:23] ---**
Seriously?
**[21:25] ---**
Right? You tell him too, Aku!
**[21:27] ---**
You've gotta work hard and do as I say!
**[21:31] ---**
Ugh, the agony...
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
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*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
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*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
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*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
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*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
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* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
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*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
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*That miracle lit up by my heart*
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*Not sought out, not doubted*
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*But still you believed*
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*As if to teach me*
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* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
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*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
The other side of speed...
**[23:14] ---**
I'll pound you into mincemeat!
**[23:16] ---**
Dancing mad! Bring me the ball!
**[23:19] ---**
First attacker! The phantom 6th speed!
**[23:23] ---**
Screw you, the dumb old me!
**[23:25] ---**
D-Demon Lord, what's wrong?
**[23:28] ---**
I may have danced with hard luck.
**[23:31] ---**
Demon Lord, I have no idea
what you're trying to say.
**[23:34] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 4.
"Yu Kirino."
**[23:37] ---**
Yu Kirino
# E4 - Yu Kirino
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ7Z3Q/yu-kirino)
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**[00:10] ---**
Luna, you stand out too much
in that outfit. Change into this.
**[00:14] ---**
Ch-Change? Y-You're...
**[00:14] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Aku"
**[00:17] ---**
...just trying to get me into
something lewd, aren't you?
**[00:20] ---**
Don't be stupid. Wear this.
**[00:20] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:27] ---**
H-Huh? It's surprisingly normal...
**[00:30] ---**
Yeah. I'm sure Demon Lord picked
out that outfit especially for you.
**[00:35] ---**
I'm sure you'll look great in it, Sister Luna.
**[00:39] ---**
M-Maybe you're right about that...
**[00:47] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:55] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[00:58] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:02] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:05] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:10] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:17] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[01:24] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[01:31] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[01:40] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:43] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:47] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:50] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:53] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:57] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:00] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:04] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:07] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:09] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:14] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[02:24] ---**
Now then, I'm pretty sure they said
the sandwolves were around this area.
**[02:30] ---**
Ready for them, Yukikaze?
**[02:32] ---**
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
**[02:32] ---**
I'm always ready. Perhaps even too ready.
**[02:35] ---**
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
**[02:35] ---**
Is it too much to ask for you to be serious for once?
**[02:39] ---**
I'm perpetually serious though.
**[02:42] ---**
The nuance of your word choice is weird.
**[02:46] ---**
It's hot and stuffy... around my breasts.
**[02:49] ---**
But you don't have breasts to begin with.
**[02:52] ---**
Your eyes are defective.
**[02:54] ---**
Only people with pure hearts
can see my beautiful breasts.
**[02:59] ---**
If only he kept his mouth shut,
you might even think he's a gorgeous girl.
**[03:06] ---**
But he's a dude.
**[03:08] ---**
Why are you staring at me like that?
**[03:12] ---**
It's nothing. Let's focus on the job.
**[03:15] ---**
Sandwolves... As far as monsters go,
they're a fairly dangerous kind.
**[03:22] ---**
In a pack, they're downright ferocious,
**[03:24] ---**
and there've been times where they
attacked and destroyed whole cities.
**[03:29] ---**
Yeah, but on the other hand,
**[03:32] ---**
as long as there's not a lot of them,
there's not much to be afraid of.
**[03:39] ---**
Mikan?
**[03:40] ---**
Shh, quiet.
**[03:42] ---**
It seems like they're hiding nearby...
**[04:01] ---**
Hell no! There's no way I'm fighting them!
**[04:04] ---**
I can't take that many at once!
**[04:07] ---**
There's only one of me! And my one hole!
**[04:10] ---**
What are you saying at a time like this?!
**[04:19] ---**
I'll take a break to smoke for a bit,
so get changed in the meantime.
**[04:24] ---**
Y-You just want to peep on me, don't you?
**[04:27] ---**
Do you wanna see my butt that badly?
**[04:32] ---**
Don't you run. You're just leaving
because you know I'm right.
**[04:47] ---**
I've really gotta build up
my skill points somehow...
**[04:50] ---**
This is just like *Infinity Game*
where you earn skill points by fighting.
**[04:55] ---**
S-Sir!
**[04:57] ---**
L-Look!
**[05:06] ---**
What a wonderful opportunity.
**[05:17] ---**
What the hell? Just how many are there?!
**[05:20] ---**
They're training 'em straight toward us?!
**[05:23] ---**
You there! Run away!
**[05:26] ---**
The rest is up to you, snazzy old man!
**[05:29] ---**
We won't bury your body.
**[05:32] ---**
I can't believe these guys!
Own up to it and get eaten!
**[05:40] ---**
N-No worries, I can handle this.
I can do it if I try!
**[05:45] ---**
I'll be fine with my barrier.
I'm fine, I'm fine...
**[05:50] ---**
I'll be fine, won't I?
**[05:57] ---**
You fools. What's the need to run
away from a few mere beasts?
**[06:05] ---**
Um, is something going on?
**[06:13] ---**
It'll be fine, so don't go anywhere.
**[06:34] ---**
You've dared to bare your fangs at me.
**[06:36] ---**
You may be beasts, but I won't hold back.
**[06:43] ---**
Now, by my hand you will breathe your last.
**[06:47] ---**
First Skill! Assault!
**[06:49] ---**
"Assault"
**[06:57] ---**
Your wretched eyes don't deserve to behold me!
**[07:01] ---**
Second Skill! Sand Blind!
**[07:02] ---**
"Sand Blind"
**[07:08] ---**
None can flee from the Demon Lord!
**[07:11] ---**
Third Skill! Thunderclap
**[07:12] ---**
"Thunderclap"
**[07:24] ---**
In the end, I won't even break
a sweat against beasts like you.
**[07:28] ---**
Begone.
**[07:36] ---**
Um...!
**[07:38] ---**
Next time, be a bit more careful
not to get others involved.
**[07:42] ---**
Goodbye.
**[07:43] ---**
Hiyah!
**[07:48] ---**
Was that the rumored Demon Lord?
**[07:51] ---**
He's so refined... It's making my butt all hot!
**[07:55] ---**
He's a dangerous person, you know.
**[07:57] ---**
It's true, he's dangerous...
Dangerous to my chastity, that is.
**[08:04] ---**
We need to get to the capital.
**[08:06] ---**
That is, get to the capital
to make myself pretty!
**[08:11] ---**
Demon Lord, you're incredible!
**[08:13] ---**
Watching all that made my heart flutter!
**[08:16] ---**
He saved me from a life that felt
like nothing more than wasting away...
**[08:21] ---**
And even if he does happen
to be a terrible evil being,
**[08:25] ---**
I still won't be able to leave his side.
**[08:29] ---**
Even if it means having
the whole world as my enemy.
**[08:34] ---**
Did the two of you behave? Specifically Luna.
**[08:37] ---**
Y-You did pretty good back there.
**[08:40] ---**
I expect you to protect me like that.
**[08:43] ---**
It's not like I ever said
I'd protect you, but...
**[08:46] ---**
M-More importantly, don't you have
something you want to say to me?
**[08:50] ---**
Hmm? Oh...
**[08:52] ---**
Well, I think it rather suits you.
**[08:55] ---**
No, you honestly look good.
**[08:58] ---**
O-Of course.
**[08:59] ---**
When someone's a lady like me,
they make everything look good.
**[09:04] ---**
Woohoo!
**[09:08] ---**
I can't be one of those protagonists
that ignores the girl's moves, can I?
**[09:16] ---**
Finally! Finally, the time has come!
**[09:25] ---**
He's totally an idiot, isn't he?
**[09:27] ---**
D-Demon Lord is kind of an eccentric person.
**[09:31] ---**
Aku, you be careful with him.
**[09:33] ---**
I bet he's thinking about something
perverted by the dirty look on his face.
**[09:38] ---**
L-Like our butts?
**[09:40] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[09:40] ---**
I need to do some deep thinking for a bit, you two.
**[09:45] ---**
Get in the base to be safe.
**[09:47] ---**
What do you mean by base?
**[09:59] ---**
What in the world? A magic house?
**[10:01] ---**
Sister Luna, there's even
a barrel bath inside the base!
**[10:05] ---**
A barrel bath? What's that?
**[10:23] ---**
You can go inside, as well, if you'd like.
**[10:25] ---**
I-I really shouldn't. I think I'll just
stay here and feed the horse.
**[10:32] ---**
Then at least have one of these.
**[10:34] ---**
You'll feel much better.
**[10:39] ---**
Ooh, this is good stuff.
**[10:43] ---**
Anyways, you really showed
you've got some guts back there.
**[10:47] ---**
You didn't panic in the slightest
during that whole fiasco.
**[10:51] ---**
No, that's because... After all, you're...
**[10:55] ---**
I'm what?
**[10:57] ---**
No, never mind. It's nothing...
**[11:00] ---**
Is that right? Okay, then...
**[11:09] ---**
"Aide Summon"
"Who will you summon?"
**[11:13] ---**
Finally, the time has come.
**[11:16] ---**
In *Infinity Game*, there are eight aides
that work directly under Hakuto Kunai,
**[11:21] ---**
and every last one of them is worth
at least a thousand of anyone else.
**[11:26] ---**
Though they take a fair share of skill points,
**[11:28] ---**
their talents should make it all worthwhile.
**[11:32] ---**
"Aide Summon"
"Who will you summon?"
**[11:33] ---**
But with my current amount of skill points,
I can only summon one.
**[11:37] ---**
I need to give some serious
thought into who I'll call...
**[11:41] ---**
"Aide Summon"
**[11:42] ---**
My underlings and I have
no real way to protect against magic.
**[11:46] ---**
It's a lethal weakness that
I can't afford to put off for long.
**[11:51] ---**
I should prioritize my aide choice
with someone who can address that.
**[11:57] ---**
Yu Kirino, then?
**[11:59] ---**
Having a genius doctor and scientist
of her caliber working on it,
**[12:03] ---**
I'm sure she'll be able to invent
something to shield against magic.
**[12:08] ---**
The problem is her sadistic tendencies...
and her extreme short-temper.
**[12:13] ---**
She'll kill and dissect people
without batting an eye...
**[12:16] ---**
...for the only reason of
satisfying her own desires.
**[12:20] ---**
To top it off, she loves little boys.
**[12:23] ---**
Argh, just make up your mind!
**[12:26] ---**
Besides, in the rare chance she attacks me,
I think I can deal with her!
**[12:31] ---**
Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
**[12:34] ---**
Yu! I command you to appear before me!
**[12:37] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[12:43] ---**
"Mikan" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 17" "Height: 172cm"
**[12:48] ---**
"Yukikaze" "Race: Human" "Sex: Girlish
Boy" "Age: 16" "Height: 160cm"
**[13:16] ---**
"Genius Doctor" "Yu Kirino"
**[13:16] ---**
Have you called for me, Chief?
**[13:19] ---**
Yes, thank you for coming.
**[13:21] ---**
I'll come to wherever you are
if that's the Chief's command.
**[13:26] ---**
By the way, is this a new Game arena?
**[13:31] ---**
She's talking! And acting by her own will!
**[13:36] ---**
To think I'd see one of my characters
come to life right in front of me...
**[13:40] ---**
Um, Chief?
**[13:42] ---**
Ahem! I wonder how I should
start this explanation...
**[13:47] ---**
First of all, this isn't the Great Empire.
**[13:49] ---**
Wow, this bath isn't half bad!
**[13:53] ---**
I'm glad that you like it, Sister Luna.
**[13:56] ---**
I sure do! Now I want the whole house!
**[13:59] ---**
Hey, can you help me convince him
to give me this place as a present?
**[14:05] ---**
I-I guess so.
**[14:07] ---**
I'm not sure what Demon Lord will
have to say about it, but I can ask...
**[14:12] ---**
Yay! Please do, Aku!
**[14:15] ---**
Sister Luna!
**[14:21] ---**
From what you've told me,
it sounds like a forced positioning attack.
**[14:26] ---**
I see... It explains this scenery too.
**[14:30] ---**
I believe it's different than
the world we're from.
**[14:33] ---**
I'm glad you've caught on so quick.
**[14:36] ---**
So, about how to proceed...
**[14:38] ---**
Chief. Regardless of the situation,
I believe the Nightless City is needed.
**[14:44] ---**
"Nightless City"
**[14:44] ---**
Nightless City.
**[14:46] ---**
Houses the greatest technology
in the Great Empire...
**[14:49] ---**
...and is the final area of *Infinity Game*.
**[14:53] ---**
But if we erect such a huge modern
fortress in a fantasy world like this,
**[14:58] ---**
it'll be seen as the "Demon Lord's Castle."
**[15:01] ---**
Chief. Don't you think we
were brought here for a reason?
**[15:06] ---**
We had to have been brought here for a reason.
**[15:09] ---**
I thought as much.
**[15:11] ---**
Hmm?
**[15:13] ---**
I think it's clear to the both of us
what we're supposed to do here.
**[15:17] ---**
But getting there is a long way off.
**[15:20] ---**
A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single step.
**[15:23] ---**
That's the chief for you.
You try to enjoy even a situation like this.
**[15:28] ---**
I'm of the belief that there's
enjoyment to be found in everything.
**[15:33] ---**
What will we be doing as
our first step then, Chief?
**[15:37] ---**
I'm planning to upgrade
the base to a field hospital.
**[15:44] ---**
All the wishes I've ever had
end up being granted by you, Chief.
**[15:48] ---**
It's only natural. The wishes of my
cute underling are the same as my own.
**[15:54] ---**
I appreciate it.
**[15:56] ---**
Speaking of the hospital, I forbid you to kill.
**[16:00] ---**
We need to learn more before anything else.
**[16:03] ---**
Yes. We cannot proceed while knowing so little.
**[16:06] ---**
Learning more is of vital importance.
**[16:09] ---**
For now, I'll tell you all
the information I know.
**[16:13] ---**
Yu is much smarter than I am, without a doubt.
**[16:16] ---**
She was designed as a genius doctor.
Not to mention a mad sadist.
**[16:21] ---**
I can't even comprehend her.
**[16:25] ---**
I'll need to be very careful not to slip up.
**[16:34] ---**
Wh-What a beautiful person!
**[16:37] ---**
I-Is she your lover? Where did she come from?
**[16:42] ---**
This is an aide of mine I summoned.
Get along with her.
**[16:46] ---**
My name is Aku!
**[16:48] ---**
I'm the Kingdom of Holy Light's
third Holy Maiden, Luna.
**[16:52] ---**
And don't you forget it.
**[16:54] ---**
Nice to meet you, Aku. Holy Maiden Luna.
**[16:57] ---**
Could I get you to take a look at Aku's leg?
**[17:04] ---**
All right, Aku. Could you relax for me?
**[17:07] ---**
O-Okay.
**[17:11] ---**
"Hand of God"
**[17:12] ---**
Atta girl.
**[17:14] ---**
U-Um, that hand of yours...
**[17:17] ---**
Don't you worry, Aku.
**[17:19] ---**
J-Just the tip. It's just the tip, so...
**[17:23] ---**
Your breathing is heavy and scary!
**[17:25] ---**
Aku, think you could dress
as a boy once we're done here?
**[17:30] ---**
Yu, we don't have time to play around.
**[17:32] ---**
My apologies.
**[17:35] ---**
This will only sting a little bit, Aku.
**[17:43] ---**
H-Hey, Demon Lord! Are you sure she'll be okay?
**[17:46] ---**
There's nothing to worry about.
Trust me and my underlings.
**[17:50] ---**
I haven't trusted you a single time so far!
**[18:00] ---**
There. We're all done.
**[18:02] ---**
I cleaned up your scar too.
You're a girl, after all.
**[18:06] ---**
Mmm, you're finished? Aku, can you stand?
**[18:10] ---**
S-Sure.
**[18:22] ---**
It doesn't hurt!
**[18:25] ---**
I can walk! On my legs!
**[18:30] ---**
Demon Lord!
**[18:34] ---**
Um, I... Am I not walking weird anymore?
**[18:38] ---**
No, you're walking perfectly normal.
**[18:44] ---**
Miss Yu, thank you so much!
**[18:47] ---**
Of course, but thank the chief.
**[18:50] ---**
Is it a good idea to have her
practice walking around some?
**[18:54] ---**
We'll be back. Go on inside.
**[18:57] ---**
Understood, Chief.
**[19:02] ---**
Don't horse around too much.
**[19:11] ---**
Demon Lord, I can run now!
**[19:13] ---**
Didn't I tell you?
Nothing's impossible for the Great Empire.
**[19:17] ---**
This is like a dream!
To think I can walk like normal now...
**[19:23] ---**
It's no dream.
**[19:26] ---**
You'll be able to walk normally
and live a normal life now.
**[19:31] ---**
Um, could you pinch my cheek, please?
**[19:36] ---**
Again with the classic lines...
**[19:43] ---**
Well, uh...
**[19:45] ---**
Um, I'm happy for you.
**[19:50] ---**
Demon Lord, can we walk around a little longer?
**[19:57] ---**
Now you don't have to let me
ride on your back anymore.
**[20:01] ---**
I can always give you a lift when you're tired.
**[20:05] ---**
Promise you'll never leave me?
**[20:09] ---**
You should save that line for the future
when you meet a guy you like.
**[20:15] ---**
But I already...
**[20:17] ---**
...decided on you.
**[20:21] ---**
We're back!
**[20:24] ---**
How was your leg, Aku? Did the pervert
Demon Lord do anything to you?
**[20:29] ---**
You can be so rude... In a way, I'm impressed.
**[20:36] ---**
Yu, you did an excellent job.
I was right to have picked you.
**[20:43] ---**
What is this feeling?
**[20:45] ---**
My body... My heart... My cells...
**[20:50] ---**
I'm trembling with bliss all the way
to the tips of my hair...
**[20:54] ---**
It's like an all-powerful creator has
finally acknowledged my presence...
**[21:01] ---**
An overwhelming sense of
euphoria enveloping my body...
**[21:06] ---**
I'll be needing your support from
here on out. I'm counting on you.
**[21:10] ---**
R-Right!
**[21:14] ---**
Why? Being praised like this...
Being needed like this...
**[21:19] ---**
Why does it make me so happy?
**[21:22] ---**
I feel differently than how I've always felt.
**[21:25] ---**
And the chief is different
than he used to be too!
**[21:29] ---**
I want to know more!
About these feelings... and the chief!
**[21:36] ---**
"Learned Survival Skill: 'Heroine!!'"
**[21:53] ---**
*I wish I could go back*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Today, I walked hand-in-hand with Aku.
**[23:15] ---**
At the start of all this, I was upset
at being pulled into a world like this.
**[23:21] ---**
But just by being able to mend Aku's leg,
**[23:24] ---**
it might've been worth
coming to this world after all.
**[23:31] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 5. Merciless Invasion.
**[23:36] ---**
Merciless Invasion
# E5 - Merciless Invasion
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQX8WW/merciless-invasion)
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**[00:07] ---**
Demon Lord, huh?
Would you say he's a hunk or what?
**[00:11] ---**
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
**[00:11] ---**
You wouldn't believe how snazzy he was.
**[00:14] ---**
I wish he'd just fill the holes
in my heart and my butt!
**[00:18] ---**
"Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
**[00:20] ---**
You never change, Yukikaze!
**[00:23] ---**
Grab a guy by the balls and he can be yours!
**[00:26] ---**
Yukikaze! Don't forget he's the Demon Lord!
**[00:26] ---**
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
**[00:29] ---**
Don't you know what that means?
**[00:31] ---**
And aren't you a guy in the first place?
**[00:35] ---**
You know nothing, Mikan.
Girlish boys can get pregnant too.
**[00:39] ---**
Do you got alcohol in that
milk of yours or something?
**[00:44] ---**
The point being, there were like
300 Sandwolves there, you know!
**[00:48] ---**
And he scorched the whole pack
in less than a second!
**[00:53] ---**
A person like him invites disaster.
**[01:00] ---**
Mikan, did you already forget
that old man saved your life?
**[01:07] ---**
Well, that's true, but...
**[01:10] ---**
I'll pay him back with my body!
**[01:12] ---**
Do as you please, but I want no part of it!
**[01:15] ---**
Good grief, my head hurts.
Iei, bring me more ale!
**[01:19] ---**
Sure thing!
**[01:20] ---**
And I want more of that white and creamy stuff!
**[01:28] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:36] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:39] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:42] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:46] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:51] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:58] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:05] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:11] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:21] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:24] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:27] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:31] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:34] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:38] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:41] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:44] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:48] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:50] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:56] ---**
Walking... You had Hades
and accomplished so little?
**[03:00] ---**
You're good at giving orders,
but still a coward when it comes down to it.
**[03:05] ---**
That Dragonkin possessed powers out of the ordinary.
**[03:05] ---**
"Satanist" "Walking"
**[03:09] ---**
That's all.
**[03:10] ---**
The appearance of this Demon Lord
concerns me more than the Dragonkin.
**[03:14] ---**
"Satanist Founder" "Utopia"
**[03:17] ---**
Lord Utopia...
**[03:19] ---**
Although we revived the Demon King,
**[03:22] ---**
I've heard rumors he was
killed by this Demon Lord.
**[03:28] ---**
In any case, it seems Hades needs
even more sacrifices and power.
**[03:35] ---**
We'll destroy the Holy Capital...
**[03:37] ---**
...by letting Hades consume
both the good and the bad.
**[03:54] ---**
That fool, Greole...
**[04:00] ---**
How could he stumble on such a small pebble?
**[04:03] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[04:06] ---**
"Merciless Invasion"
**[04:21] ---**
Oh? What's that village?
**[04:24] ---**
It seems like a pretty dead place to me...
**[04:31] ---**
That's my village.
**[04:33] ---**
Huh?
**[04:34] ---**
I'm saying that's my territory!
**[04:34] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[04:41] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[04:50] ---**
It looks rather run down, but...
You're fine with that?
**[04:54] ---**
I have no interest in running a territory.
**[04:57] ---**
Besides, someone they sent
from the church is overseeing it,
**[05:01] ---**
so it's none of my business anyways.
**[05:03] ---**
I see... Luna's just treated as
someone who can rally support.
**[05:08] ---**
She might be good at magic,
but she'd be awful running a territory.
**[05:13] ---**
Someone like her would raise taxes
like crazy and cause a revolt for sure.
**[05:19] ---**
I imagine she'd get herself spanked
in the stockades in no time at all.
**[05:25] ---**
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
**[05:29] ---**
They probably shoved this land
on Luna to keep her away from
**[05:32] ---**
productive land and their
own interests elsewhere.
**[05:37] ---**
Message.
**[05:38] ---**
"Message"
**[05:40] ---**
Yu, I think the church is manipulating
Luna like a puppet. What do you think?
**[05:47] ---**
I agree.
**[05:49] ---**
The nobility and church brass are
probably taking advantage of her
**[05:53] ---**
by dumping the most problematic land on her.
**[05:57] ---**
Mmm... In which case, they can't
complain if we take this rejected land.
**[06:02] ---**
You plan to use this village?
**[06:04] ---**
Since it's Holy Maiden territory,
no one should interfere. It's convenient.
**[06:18] ---**
Luna, I want to borrow a corner of the village.
**[06:22] ---**
Huh?
**[06:23] ---**
Demon Lord? What are you planning to do here?
**[06:26] ---**
Not much. Just thinking about
running a doctor's office here.
**[06:31] ---**
Oh, with Miss Yu!
**[06:33] ---**
If Miss Yu works as a doctor,
people from the whole kingdom will come!
**[06:38] ---**
Mmm.
**[06:42] ---**
Chief, how about around this area?
**[06:46] ---**
It's a little cramped.
**[06:48] ---**
I was thinking about building
a hot spring resort next to it.
**[06:53] ---**
A hot spring? That sure sounds lovely.
**[06:57] ---**
It's hard to find someone who hates hot springs.
**[07:01] ---**
I could rake in double the income
with a hospital and hot springs together.
**[07:02] ---**
"Hospital"
**[07:07] ---**
I could even sell soap as a package
deal and have a nice little business!
**[07:15] ---**
W-Well, if it isn't Miss Luna.
It's so nice of you to come.
**[07:20] ---**
Ah! It's the man on the wanted posters!
**[07:24] ---**
Yup! He's the Demon Lord!
And I'm making him cooperate with me!
**[07:31] ---**
I take it you're the one
appointed by the church?
**[07:35] ---**
From now on, Luna and I
will be taking care of this village.
**[07:40] ---**
Go back to the church
or whatever and pass on the news.
**[07:44] ---**
B-But... shouldn't we discuss this
with my superiors first?
**[07:50] ---**
Superiors? I don't understand your logic.
**[07:54] ---**
Luna is the lord of this territory
and wishes to run things her own way.
**[08:00] ---**
Are you suggesting the church
and your questionable superiors...
**[08:04] ---**
...are actually the true lords
of this territory and village?
**[08:08] ---**
N-No, not at all!
**[08:11] ---**
The village belongs to Miss Luna, of course!
**[08:15] ---**
I believe you've answered
your own question then.
**[08:18] ---**
Now run along and do as I said.
**[08:21] ---**
Hiyah!
**[08:24] ---**
You can be a surprisingly smooth
talker when it comes down to it.
**[08:33] ---**
Don't you worry.
**[08:35] ---**
If you just leave things to me,
I'll help the village get back on its feet.
**[08:39] ---**
Um, will my allowance go up then?
**[08:44] ---**
Of course. I promise.
**[08:52] ---**
Kyon, how are the carrots over there?
**[08:52] ---**
"Momo"
**[08:55] ---**
Not good. They're too thin to sell for much.
**[08:55] ---**
"Kyon"
**[08:58] ---**
What about you, Momo?
**[09:03] ---**
It's bad here too.
**[09:05] ---**
We'll have to go buy more Water Crystals.
**[09:08] ---**
But everything's so pricey lately.
Earth Crystals too.
**[09:13] ---**
The soil's so poor that without Crystals,
we'll never be able to grow carrots.
**[09:18] ---**
No one can grow them but us,
so we can sell at a good price, but...
**[09:23] ---**
To think it's going to take so many Crystals...
**[09:27] ---**
We've got some rabbit-eared people here...
**[09:30] ---**
They're actually a race called Bunnies.
**[09:32] ---**
They say that long ago,
the Cherub loved and adored them.
**[09:37] ---**
There's not many of them,
but they've all gathered here to live.
**[09:41] ---**
Adored, huh?
**[09:43] ---**
It's almost like they're being quarantined here.
**[09:47] ---**
Because the Kingdom of Holy Light
kinda hates all races except humans...
**[09:53] ---**
Mmm.
**[09:54] ---**
Eep! Wh-What did you do that for?!
**[09:57] ---**
Hmph. For no reason, really.
**[10:00] ---**
Just thought it might cheer you up.
**[10:02] ---**
You pervert! You just wanted
to touch my cute butt, didn't you?!
**[10:07] ---**
I'm right, aren't I?! Admit I'm right!
**[10:09] ---**
Wait till bed for your fantasies.
**[10:12] ---**
I'd actually like to hear what
the Bunnies have to say.
**[10:15] ---**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[10:18] ---**
Now you're sick of my butt and you're
going after the Bunnies' butts next?!
**[10:22] ---**
You big demon pervert lord!
**[10:26] ---**
"Zero Kirisame" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: 180cm"
**[10:31] ---**
"Yu Kirino" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 22" "Height: 175cm"
**[10:38] ---**
I see... The water shortage
is causing you trouble.
**[10:42] ---**
Is there anything you can
do about it, Demon Lord?
**[10:45] ---**
You knew your vassals were in need,
and yet you didn't help them?
**[10:50] ---**
Some kind of Holy Maiden you are.
**[10:52] ---**
I-It's not my fault.
**[10:54] ---**
I was taught to keep my hand
out of such worldly issues.
**[10:59] ---**
So, you said your name was Kyon?
Is there a water well in this village?
**[11:04] ---**
Th-There is, hop!
**[11:07] ---**
Hop?
**[11:08] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop--
**[11:11] ---**
I have to ask, but what's with
that special sentence ending?
**[11:15] ---**
H-Humans get pretty disappointed
unless we finish with that, hop!
**[11:21] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop! Bunny--
**[11:21] ---**
Could you please talk to me like normal?
**[11:24] ---**
Did you say your name was Momo?
You can speak normally too.
**[11:29] ---**
Got it, bunny.
**[11:31] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop, bunny bunny!
**[11:31] ---**
You don't get it at all!
**[11:33] ---**
What the hell's wrong with these people?!
**[11:36] ---**
The water well is this way... hop!
**[11:39] ---**
Argh, just hurry up and guide us there already.
**[11:49] ---**
What kind of shape is the well in, Yu?
**[11:52] ---**
Chief... The underground water vein
is completely exhausted,
**[11:57] ---**
and it's likely that digging deeper
will be a wasted effort.
**[12:01] ---**
Hmm, I see.
**[12:04] ---**
But we don't have the budget
to buy more Water Crystals, bunny.
**[12:08] ---**
We're in trouble, hop.
**[12:10] ---**
I just know he's going
to do something crazy again...
**[12:13] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[12:18] ---**
A Pulley Wheel is a low-level item,
so it's only 5 Skill Points.
**[12:18] ---**
"Pulley Wheel"
**[12:23] ---**
In *Infinity Game*, plastic bottles
of water are the primary recovery item.
**[12:29] ---**
In areas with water wells,
you could use a Pulley Wheel to get water.
**[12:35] ---**
I've got 265 skill points left over...
**[12:35] ---**
"Pulley Wheel"
**[12:37] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[12:38] ---**
Even if I make a field hospital and hot springs,
I'll still have some left over.
**[12:45] ---**
Shall we get started, then?
**[12:48] ---**
Low-Level Item Creation.
**[12:52] ---**
Pulley Wheel.
**[13:02] ---**
I-I'm scared, hop!
**[13:04] ---**
Wh-What was that, bunny?
**[13:06] ---**
H-Hey! Where do you get that stuff from?
**[13:11] ---**
I suppose you could say from
a fragment of my intelligence.
**[13:16] ---**
And? What's that supposed to be?
**[13:18] ---**
We should probably get this thing attached, then.
**[13:21] ---**
I'll help, Chief.
**[13:25] ---**
If the well's exhausted, I think it's
pointless to add a Pulley Wheel, hop.
**[13:31] ---**
It's okay. You can trust that
Demon Lord knows what he's doing.
**[13:36] ---**
Using this Pulley Wheel of mine
will produce water every time.
**[13:40] ---**
The state of the well doesn't matter.
**[13:43] ---**
I don't understand what you're saying, bunny.
**[13:46] ---**
It's your speech patterns
that I don't understand.
**[13:51] ---**
What the heck is he doing?
**[13:53] ---**
Aku, could you bring up some well water?
**[13:56] ---**
Sure, I'll give it a shot!
**[13:59] ---**
By twisting this wheel,
even Aku can draw water with ease.
**[14:04] ---**
I just have to turn it this way, right?
**[14:08] ---**
You can't draw water from a dry well!
**[14:13] ---**
It's water!
**[14:16] ---**
Huh?!
**[14:19] ---**
H-Hey! What's the meaning of this, Demon Lord?!
**[14:22] ---**
Just like Demon Lord said,
it's a cinch for me to fetch water!
**[14:27] ---**
Momo, look! There's tons of water!
**[14:30] ---**
You're kidding! How is that possible?!
**[14:33] ---**
You guys can talk normal after all!
**[14:39] ---**
As I thought, it's regular water.
**[14:41] ---**
I'd have to rethink my plan if it
was water that recovered HP, but...
**[14:47] ---**
Then again, if Water Crystals
are valuable enough to be sold,
**[14:51] ---**
it wouldn't be a good idea
to let this go public.
**[14:54] ---**
Hey, explain already.
**[14:56] ---**
How come adding the Pulley Wheel
made it so water comes out?
**[15:00] ---**
This is a magic Pulley Wheel from my homeland.
**[15:03] ---**
As you can see, it can draw water
from even dried-up wells.
**[15:07] ---**
I believe you all understand
how valuable an item this is?
**[15:15] ---**
It's not out of the question
for a war to start over this thing.
**[15:21] ---**
But really, it's just a low-level item, though...
**[15:25] ---**
We'll keep it a secret
in this village forever, hop!
**[15:29] ---**
Thank you so much!
Now we can grow healthy carrots, bunny!
**[15:33] ---**
They've got to be saying it on purpose!
**[15:36] ---**
Oh, well. The next thing
you need for farming is...
**[15:40] ---**
Mid-Level Item Creation.
**[15:45] ---**
"Fertilizer"
**[15:45] ---**
Fertilizer.
**[15:47] ---**
You can use this fertilizer.
I'm counting on you to put it to good use.
**[15:53] ---**
Momo! This fertilizer is amazing!
**[15:56] ---**
Incredible! It's overflowing with blessed power!
**[15:59] ---**
Well, this should lighten up
the mood in the village a bit.
**[16:02] ---**
Woohoo!
**[16:03] ---**
We can build up the village, but no one
will visit if the mood here is bleak.
**[16:05] ---**
Hurray!
**[16:06] ---**
This is great!
**[16:09] ---**
Just like that tea bowl, it's wild to think
trash items can be so valuable here.
**[16:15] ---**
It's unbelievable...
**[16:21] ---**
Y-You know, I guess you
have some good in you too.
**[16:27] ---**
Don't be stupid. I don't do things
out of the goodness of my heart.
**[16:31] ---**
Everything I do is for a reason.
**[16:34] ---**
And what's your reason now?
**[16:36] ---**
Y-You want to do nasty things to the Bunnies?!
**[16:40] ---**
Are you dumb? Somebody has to
operate the hospital and hot springs.
**[16:46] ---**
I'm planning to have the
Bunnies work there for me.
**[16:49] ---**
Like this...
**[16:52] ---**
Hmm? If it helps my village develop
**[16:55] ---**
and raises my allowance,
I've got no complaints.
**[16:58] ---**
Hmph... This is just the start of it.
**[17:01] ---**
The rest we'll leave for after the capital.
**[17:05] ---**
You better treat me to
lots of stuff when we're there!
**[17:08] ---**
We'll do lots of clothes shopping!
**[17:10] ---**
Why do I have get dragged
into clothes shopping with you?
**[17:21] ---**
"Head Noble" "Dona Dona"
**[17:21] ---**
My goodness. Miss Luna is taking
over the church-run territory
**[17:26] ---**
and wants to run it on her own now?
**[17:29] ---**
"Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts"
**[17:30] ---**
We should be pleased.
**[17:33] ---**
But I'm worried about her.
**[17:35] ---**
I fear she's being deceived by
the one calling himself Demon Lord.
**[17:35] ---**
"Eldest Holy Maiden"
"Angel White"
**[17:41] ---**
Do not worry. If that man bothers you so much,
**[17:45] ---**
I can always discipline him myself.
**[17:50] ---**
This is someone whom Miss Luna trusts.
**[17:52] ---**
We should not be interfering with them.
**[17:56] ---**
Hmph! Isn't his face already plastered
on wanted posters around the city?
**[18:01] ---**
Dona, that's because the man
has caused actual damage.
**[18:06] ---**
You wish to punish someone
Miss Luna trusts because of a rumor.
**[18:10] ---**
Blitzo reported one of his remote
villages was burnt to a crisp!
**[18:15] ---**
Didn't he completely demolish
Miss Luna's escort in the first place?!
**[18:21] ---**
According to the reports I've received,
**[18:24] ---**
only a single house in the village was burned.
**[18:27] ---**
I think perhaps Blitzo
has exaggerated the incident.
**[18:32] ---**
Arts! Are you saying you
don't trust the word of a noble?
**[18:37] ---**
I judge not by status, but by if
they're a person to be trusted or not.
**[18:42] ---**
And as far as I'm concerned,
**[18:44] ---**
I believe the reports of my trusty
subordinates over what Blitzo says.
**[18:50] ---**
It's rare for her to act upon
something by her own will.
**[18:54] ---**
For the time being,
I believe we should wait and see.
**[18:57] ---**
If that's how the Holy Maiden
wishes to proceed...
**[19:02] ---**
As you wish.
**[19:09] ---**
What an insufferable fellow.
**[19:13] ---**
I hate him!
**[19:24] ---**
I heard you had a rough time
the other day. I'm glad you're okay.
**[19:28] ---**
"Deranged Holy Maiden"
"Killer Queen"
**[19:30] ---**
You ran into Luna in the city of Yahoo, right?
**[19:33] ---**
Was she doing all right?
**[19:35] ---**
I heard she was traveling together
with this man calling himself Demon Lord,
**[19:40] ---**
so I'm worried sick about her.
**[19:43] ---**
They said there was a Dragonkin
in the report as well...
**[19:48] ---**
I'm in love...
**[19:50] ---**
Huh?
**[19:51] ---**
I think I'm in love... with that man.
**[20:07] ---**
I can still remember how cool he was.
**[20:11] ---**
W-Wait, hold up... What are you saying?
**[20:14] ---**
Are you talking about that rumored Dragonkin?
**[20:18] ---**
His incredible speed and fighting spirit...
**[20:21] ---**
His shock wave that embodied
the form of a dragon!
**[20:24] ---**
Um, Queen? Don't you find it hard
to believe there was a Dragonkin there?
**[20:29] ---**
Let alone one who embodies a dragon with--
**[20:33] ---**
You only say that nonsense
because you didn't see him!
**[20:37] ---**
His fists! His figure!
**[20:41] ---**
His magnificent looks! His cool lines!
**[20:45] ---**
C-Calm down.
**[20:48] ---**
You gutless worms are a thousand
years too early to face the dragon.
**[20:53] ---**
Huh?
**[20:59] ---**
He's way too cool!
**[21:01] ---**
Huh?
**[21:03] ---**
I'm rude and pick fights and have a bad mouth,
**[21:06] ---**
but he was worried for me as a woman!
Zero Kirisame!
**[21:11] ---**
I've gotta hurry and find Mr. Zero!
**[21:14] ---**
Ah, I wanna bury my face in his clothes!
**[21:18] ---**
I bet he smells so good!
**[21:20] ---**
Huh?
**[21:22] ---**
I need you, Mr. Zero!
**[21:22] ---**
Wh-What's going on with these people?
**[21:25] ---**
Queen and Luna are acting so weird!
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Demon Lord, that Pulley Wheel is amazing, hop!
**[23:14] ---**
Nothing's impossible for the Great... Hmm?
**[23:18] ---**
Good grief. How can water
come out of a dry well, bunny?!
**[23:22] ---**
Hey!
**[23:23] ---**
Chief, I've been wondering...
**[23:25] ---**
Do those Bunnies have human
ears as well as rabbit ears?
**[23:30] ---**
Hop... hop... hop... hop!
**[23:32] ---**
Not you too!
**[23:33] ---**
P-Phew, just a dream...
**[23:36] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 6. Turmoil in the Capital.
**[23:36] ---**
"Turmoil in the Capital"
# E6 - Turmoil in the Capital
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4EGV5/turmoil-in-the-capital)
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**[00:02] ---**
"Bar" "Noma Noma"
**[00:09] ---**
Organ, do you think it's really true
that a Dragonkin showed up in Yahoo?
**[00:14] ---**
"No" is what I'd like to say,
but there are never any guarantees in this world.
**[00:20] ---**
It sounds like such a fairy tale, doesn't it?
**[00:23] ---**
A Dragonkin taking a stand against evil...
***SIGN*** "Chunibyo" "S-Rank Adventurer" "Mink"
**[00:26] ---**
If there really was one,
**[00:26] ---**
"Devilkin S-Rank Adventurer"
"Organ"
**[00:27] ---**
the Beast Kingdom would be all over it, though.
**[00:31] ---**
Maybe he's a wild Dragonkin or something?
**[00:34] ---**
Don't be absurd.
**[00:36] ---**
The union of Human and Dragon is celebrated,
**[00:39] ---**
yet the offspring of Human and
Demon is detested and prosecuted.
**[00:43] ---**
What an illogical and ridiculous world.
**[00:48] ---**
"Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
**[00:48] ---**
The Dragonkin is great and all, Mink...
**[00:51] ---**
But I recommend this one.
**[00:56] ---**
This man is apparently
calling himself Demon Lord.
**[01:00] ---**
If you hang around him, you never
know what sort of fun you'll get into.
**[01:05] ---**
Oho?
**[01:10] ---**
I feel the waves of destiny gushing within me!
**[01:13] ---**
My right eye is throbbing!
I see it! I see it all!
**[01:17] ---**
By the hands of that man,
the future of our world will plunge into chaos!
**[01:22] ---**
Organ, let's perform a blood oath right here.
**[01:25] ---**
The coming chaos is darker
than the deepest shadow!
**[01:29] ---**
You're a Priest, you know.
What are you talking about?
**[01:35] ---**
If I'm not mistaken,
**[01:36] ---**
"Mikan"
**[01:37] ---**
isn't that the S-Rank adventurers, Mink and Organ?
**[01:40] ---**
Demon Lord may be out of our league,
**[01:43] ---**
but they might be able to handle him.
**[01:44] ---**
"Yukikaze"
**[01:46] ---**
The old man is mine and mine only.
**[01:49] ---**
No one else lays hands on him! No one!
**[01:56] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:04] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:07] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:11] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:14] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:19] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:26] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:33] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:39] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:49] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:52] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:55] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:59] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[03:02] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[03:06] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[03:09] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[03:12] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[03:16] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[03:18] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[03:22] ---**
"Turmoil in the Capital"
**[03:28] ---**
"Upscale Bar" "Artemis"
**[03:40] ---**
This place is quite impressive.
**[03:44] ---**
Right? This is one of my
favorite places to come to.
**[03:48] ---**
Welcome, Miss Luna. Thank you for coming again.
**[03:52] ---**
It's always a pleasure to have you.
**[03:54] ---**
Thank you.
**[03:56] ---**
But today we came to celebrate
a special occasion for one of my friends.
**[04:00] ---**
Please keep that in mind.
**[04:04] ---**
Understood.
**[04:08] ---**
Let us start with a toast and raise our glasses
**[04:08] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[04:12] ---**
to Aku's leg being healed.
**[04:14] ---**
Cheers!
**[04:16] ---**
Aku, congratulations.
**[04:18] ---**
Congratulations, Aku.
**[04:20] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[04:26] ---**
You're the star for today.
**[04:28] ---**
Forget about manners
and eat as much as you'd like.
**[04:32] ---**
Okay!
**[04:48] ---**
I guess we should stick
to more casual places to eat.
**[04:54] ---**
If this is a celebration,
it's about time I make it seem like one...
**[04:59] ---**
Excuse me. Could you do me a favor?
**[05:03] ---**
Certainly. Anything.
**[05:05] ---**
I'd like someone to bring this over to my table.
**[05:11] ---**
Wh-Whoa!
**[05:13] ---**
Item Construct!
**[05:26] ---**
Aku, this is a present from me.
**[05:30] ---**
"Strawberry Tart"
**[05:32] ---**
Wow! Demon Lord, is this candy?!
**[05:35] ---**
It looks so incredibly cute!
**[05:38] ---**
Yu, slice this up for us.
**[05:40] ---**
Sure thing, Chief.
**[05:52] ---**
It's sweet, delicious, and cute!
**[05:55] ---**
Ah, so yummy! It melts in my mouth!
**[05:59] ---**
This must be what happiness tastes like, Chief.
**[06:06] ---**
You look like you're having
a grand old time, Luna.
**[06:11] ---**
Hmm? Madam?
**[06:17] ---**
What's the deal with this super-rich lady?!
**[06:20] ---**
Her whole body is sparkling!
**[06:22] ---**
I'm sorry for interrupting when
you're all enjoying yourselves so much.
**[06:27] ---**
Greetings, Madam. I'm afraid I don't know you.
**[06:30] ---**
My name is Hakuto Kunai.
**[06:33] ---**
"Big Shot of High Society"
"Shrimpfry Butterfly"
**[06:33] ---**
Dear me, I haven't introduced myself yet.
**[06:36] ---**
I'm Shrimpfry Butterfly.
**[06:39] ---**
Is she some one gag comedian?!
**[06:41] ---**
Madam, would you care to sit down and join us?
**[06:45] ---**
H-Hey now, Demon Lord!
**[06:47] ---**
Oh, my. For the rumored Demon Lord
to personally invite me. How exciting!
**[06:54] ---**
She knows about me and yet still came to talk?
**[06:58] ---**
Must be one shrewd woman.
**[07:00] ---**
Luna, who is this Madam?
**[07:00] ---**
"Message"
**[07:03] ---**
Huh?! Now I'm hearing
his repulsive voice in my head...
**[07:07] ---**
That "repulsive" was cruel, but just answer me.
**[07:11] ---**
What's the matter, Luna?
**[07:13] ---**
Um, nothing at all! Nothing at all...
**[07:16] ---**
You can't tell it's a skill of mine
to talk in secret without being heard?
**[07:21] ---**
You don't think I knew that? Sheesh!
**[07:24] ---**
Madam is the center figure
for all the wives of nobility.
**[07:27] ---**
She has tons of connections
and is hugely influential among nobles.
**[07:32] ---**
I see... Then she's like
the queen of high society?
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah, right. She'd be dangerous
to have as an enemy.
**[07:39] ---**
I've got a good idea.
**[07:41] ---**
If I somehow gain her trust,
that means she'll become an unbeatable ally.
**[07:50] ---**
Madam, we've come here tonight
to congratulate Aku on her injury healing.
**[07:56] ---**
If you wouldn't mind,
perhaps you could say something too?
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, my, is that so? Congratulations, Aku.
**[08:04] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[08:07] ---**
By the way, is this your
first time in the city, Aku?
**[08:10] ---**
Y-Yes, that's right.
**[08:13] ---**
Everything I see here
is so pretty, I can't believe it!
**[08:17] ---**
Really? You're such a cute and honest little one.
**[08:21] ---**
I-I'm not...
**[08:23] ---**
Yeah, isn't she?
I'm proud to have her as a friend!
**[08:27] ---**
Y-You're too much...
**[08:29] ---**
And what do you think of the city,
Mr. Demon Lord?
**[08:32] ---**
It's truly spectacular.
**[08:35] ---**
It's very authentic and easy to admire.
**[08:37] ---**
Compared to the impoverished
lands I passed by during my travels,
**[08:41] ---**
the Holy Capital's prosperity
is an astonishment to behold.
**[08:46] ---**
You're absolutely correct.
**[08:48] ---**
It's not unusual to compare the lands
of the kingdom to Heaven and Hell.
**[08:55] ---**
That couldn't be any closer to the truth.
**[08:58] ---**
However, I do know a method
in which that problem could be solved.
**[09:05] ---**
I would love to hear your wisdom
on the matter, Mr. Demon Lord.
**[09:12] ---**
It's rather simple, actually.
**[09:15] ---**
By transforming every last land into Heaven,
**[09:18] ---**
there will simply be no more problems.
It's that easy.
**[09:22] ---**
Th-This seems like a rather
large-scale proposition of yours.
**[09:26] ---**
If I sat at the top of the kingdom,
it could be done in a few mere years.
**[09:32] ---**
My...
**[09:33] ---**
But instead of these boring
problems of the country,
**[09:36] ---**
I have a different "Heaven"
I'd like to introduce you to.
**[09:43] ---**
That sounds very intriguing.
**[09:45] ---**
And what is this "Heaven" of yours?
**[09:48] ---**
It's this right here.
**[09:52] ---**
Soap?
**[09:54] ---**
Oh! That soap is the best thing ever!
**[09:57] ---**
It washes away dirt like magic
and leaves your skin sparkling!
**[10:01] ---**
Magic... Sparkling, huh?
**[10:06] ---**
Nice assist, Luna!
**[10:11] ---**
Indeed, the skin of all these
ladies here sure is dazzling...
**[10:18] ---**
I urge you to give it a try tonight.
**[10:22] ---**
I think you'll be astonished
at how well it works.
**[10:25] ---**
I may just. Thank you for
the wonderful gift, Demon Lord.
**[10:30] ---**
Oh, please. There's no need
to thank me over such a trivial thing.
**[10:35] ---**
But I am planning to open a hot spring
in the village of Rabby sometime soon.
**[10:39] ---**
It's a place where your skin--
your entirety will be revived!
**[10:44] ---**
Revived, you say?
Now those are some bold claims you make.
**[10:49] ---**
When it comes to ideas which I devise,
none are lies or falsehood.
**[10:54] ---**
Because every word that comes
out of my mouth, I make true.
**[10:59] ---**
It won't be just an ordinary bath, you see.
**[11:02] ---**
Carbon dioxide baths, vase baths, stone saunas,
**[11:05] ---**
electric baths, herbal baths, salt saunas...
**[11:07] ---**
...and so much more for guests to enjoy.
**[11:11] ---**
Not only will it help exhaustion,
stiff muscles, and cold sensitivity...
**[11:15] ---**
Your skin will feel years
younger when you're done!
**[11:18] ---**
P-Please! Please let me come and visit!
**[11:23] ---**
Luna, keep this a secret
from my little sister, Oysterfry.
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, Madam. You must not be getting
along with your sister as usual.
**[11:31] ---**
I'm in the same boat as you.
**[11:33] ---**
Sisters just have a hard time seeing eye to eye.
**[11:37] ---**
There's an Oysterfry too?!
Get along with your fry family!
**[11:52] ---**
I-It's a Satanist attack!
**[11:55] ---**
Satanists?
**[11:57] ---**
What are they doing here?!
**[11:58] ---**
I'm scared...
**[12:00] ---**
We've finally got a sideshow of clowns
to spice up this dinner banquet.
**[12:09] ---**
"Mink" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 20" "Height: 171cm"
**[12:14] ---**
"Organ" "Race: Devilkin" "Sex: Female"
"Age: ?" "Height: 155cm"
**[12:23] ---**
I see, it's a synchronized attack...
**[12:26] ---**
I guess they're not half bad.
**[12:29] ---**
Yu, stay here and protect all these people.
**[12:32] ---**
I'll go snuff out all the turmoil.
**[12:35] ---**
Understood, Chief.
**[12:37] ---**
H-Hold up! Don't decide that on your own!
**[12:40] ---**
I'm going with you!
**[12:42] ---**
Luna, it's quite possible that
you're the target of this attack.
**[12:46] ---**
There's no hope for me to protect you
if you're walking around the streets.
**[12:51] ---**
P-Protect me?!
**[12:52] ---**
I-It's not like I need you to protect me...
**[12:56] ---**
Will she be okay being this easy to read?
**[12:59] ---**
Aku, there's nothing to
worry about if you're with Yu.
**[13:02] ---**
Just try to enjoy the rest of your meal.
**[13:05] ---**
O-Okay.
**[13:07] ---**
B-But...
**[13:10] ---**
Will you be all right, Demon Lord?
**[13:14] ---**
She's like a daughter
worried about her father...
**[13:18] ---**
It's a sideshow. I'm just burning
off some calories after dinner.
**[13:23] ---**
You should return to your meal too, Madam.
**[13:25] ---**
I must say, you sure are a confident one...
**[13:29] ---**
Though, if I put it in your own words...
**[13:32] ---**
Is it because everything you say comes true?
**[13:35] ---**
That's exactly right.
**[13:38] ---**
It's unfortunate for these guys
that I happened to be here today.
**[13:44] ---**
"Message"
**[13:45] ---**
Yu... If we're to learn anything,
we need to be able to move easily.
**[13:50] ---**
So we avoid crude behavior
and improve our reputation?
**[13:53] ---**
It's great that you always catch on so quickly.
**[13:58] ---**
I'm counting on you, Yu.
**[14:01] ---**
O-Oday!
**[14:02] ---**
Hmm? Did she just stutter or something?
**[14:05] ---**
No way, it's Yu we're talking about...
**[14:10] ---**
Now then, I wonder where I should start?
**[14:27] ---**
They keep popping up no matter where I go...
**[14:30] ---**
If you want to meet a Demon Lord
so badly, I'll grant your wish.
**[14:36] ---**
Take this!
**[14:38] ---**
"Heavy Strike"
**[14:40] ---**
You asked for it!
**[14:42] ---**
"Whirlwind"
**[14:46] ---**
You damn, rotten adventurers!
**[14:48] ---**
Ice Slash!
**[14:48] ---**
"Ice Blade" "Ice Slash"
**[14:51] ---**
Thou shall become a frozen cold Mikan.
**[14:54] ---**
Snow Kiss!
**[14:54] ---**
"Sweetheart of Snow" "Snow Kiss"
**[14:57] ---**
Thanks for the save, Yukikaze.
**[14:59] ---**
V for Victory. Sweetheart of your mouth.
**[15:02] ---**
Grab them by the ocean's edge.
**[15:05] ---**
Ice Hand!
**[15:06] ---**
"Hand of Ice" "Ice Hand"
**[15:11] ---**
It's about time that we
broke the ice. Ice Splash!
**[15:16] ---**
"Ice Spears" "Ice Splash"
**[15:20] ---**
Don't falter! We outnumber them!
**[15:23] ---**
Keep up the attack for as long as we can!
**[15:28] ---**
This isn't looking good. What now, Yukikaze?
**[15:32] ---**
Dying a virgin was never part of my plan.
**[15:35] ---**
Impressive how unfazed you are
at a time like this.
**[15:38] ---**
And anyways, you're a guy, so--
**[15:45] ---**
That's a clown for you.
**[15:50] ---**
Would anyone else like to put on a good show?
**[15:53] ---**
Old man!
**[15:55] ---**
We meet again! He's so dreamy!
**[15:58] ---**
Demon Lord!
**[16:01] ---**
Demon Lord, is it? You dare stand in our way?!
**[16:06] ---**
Who do you think you're dealing with?
**[16:09] ---**
Kneel before me!
**[16:10] ---**
"Champion"
**[16:11] ---**
Champion!
**[16:13] ---**
What I do to trash like you...
**[16:16] ---**
"Enlightenment"
**[16:16] ---**
Enlightenment!
**[16:20] ---**
...is show you where you belong.
**[16:25] ---**
Pulverize!
**[16:29] ---**
"Pulverize"
**[16:34] ---**
The truth of the matter is,
I'm completely justified to be angry at you.
**[16:40] ---**
Though I'm a little grateful too.
**[16:43] ---**
I-I'm not gonna die like this!
**[16:48] ---**
May disaster befall... this cursed land!
**[16:53] ---**
Summon Devil!
**[17:08] ---**
Huh?
**[17:08] ---**
"Mid-Level Demon" "Carnival"
**[17:10] ---**
I got called here by a bunch
of puny humans? What gives?
**[17:14] ---**
Hey, Yukikaze. That's a Demon, right?
**[17:18] ---**
Yeah. The Satanists summoned
it in exchange for their lives.
**[17:22] ---**
It's not looking good.
**[17:24] ---**
Whatever. Looks like there's
a lot of tasty snacks to eat here.
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, boy! It's time to set the table
and let despair fill the air!
**[17:35] ---**
Killing Field!
**[17:35] ---**
"Imprisonment Area"
"Killing Field"
**[17:47] ---**
It sounds like the turmoil is getting worse.
**[17:50] ---**
And I'm getting chills out of nowhere...
**[17:53] ---**
I think that was Barrier Magic.
**[17:56] ---**
Meaning?
**[17:57] ---**
This whole area has been trapped and closed off.
**[18:01] ---**
We won't be able to escape unless he's defeated.
**[18:07] ---**
Yeah, that's right!
It's time, my little kittens!
**[18:11] ---**
Come play with Mr. Carnival of Hell!
**[18:14] ---**
Sing along with the sound of my music
with your wails, cries, and screams of--
**[18:27] ---**
Wh-Who's the damn vermin who did that to me?!
**[18:32] ---**
That filthy mouth suits you much better.
**[18:36] ---**
Was it you?! You shitty dirtbag!
**[18:39] ---**
What a disgrace.
You're a swine with an ugly face.
**[18:44] ---**
Your voice is putrid and your clothes hideous.
**[18:47] ---**
You seem as worthless as it gets,
but maybe you're good for a laugh at best.
**[18:54] ---**
I'll kill you!
**[19:02] ---**
I must admit, this is the second time
I've run into a Demon.
**[19:06] ---**
The last one unfortunately died all too fast.
**[19:06] ---**
"Survival Skill 'Fighting Spirit' activated"
"+10% to user's Offense and Defense"
**[19:10] ---**
"Combat Skill 'Strength Drain' activated"
"10% to target's Offense"
**[19:12] ---**
How do you think you'll fare?
**[19:15] ---**
For academic purposes,
**[19:15] ---**
"Combat Skill 'Overpower' activated"
"-10% to target's Defense"
**[19:18] ---**
I've decided to go all out this time.
**[19:20] ---**
"Combat Skill 'Peerless' activated"
"+30% to user's Offense and Defense"
**[19:25] ---**
You called yourself Carnival, huh?
Are you ready for this?
**[19:29] ---**
W-Wait, you wonderful monsieur!
I was wrong! I was--
**[19:33] ---**
Oops, I forgot something important...
**[19:36] ---**
Wh-Whatever that important thing is,
I'll help you with it!
**[19:40] ---**
I'll do whatever you like!
**[19:46] ---**
"Status change: 'Battle Ready'
"Stance change: 'Retaliation Stance'"
**[19:47] ---**
N-No! I don't wanna be killed
by a human in a place like this!
**[19:53] ---**
I'm sure you've done plenty of killing till now.
**[19:56] ---**
You should at least feel
what it's like to die for once.
**[20:24] ---**
What filthy fireworks.
**[20:30] ---**
This is you, right? Long live Demon Lord!
**[20:34] ---**
Demon Lord, you're something else!
**[20:36] ---**
Mister, let me buy you a drink!
**[20:38] ---**
Well, when you're as good as me,
that much is nothing.
**[20:44] ---**
Old man!
**[20:46] ---**
You've saved me two times now,
and I want to pay you back!
**[20:50] ---**
There's no need for that.
This was something important for me too.
**[20:55] ---**
Could you please tell me your name, old man?
**[20:58] ---**
"Old"... The me in here is still young.
**[21:02] ---**
I'm Hakuto Kunai.
**[21:06] ---**
Hakuto... Kunai...
**[21:11] ---**
The old man and I are bound
by the red string of fate!
**[21:15] ---**
H-Hold up, Yukikaze!
I'm sure you're being fooled somehow!
**[21:19] ---**
Jealous, Mikan?
**[21:20] ---**
Why the hell would I be jealous?!
**[21:22] ---**
If you must know where my heart lies,
**[21:24] ---**
I prefer heroes like that Dragonkin who love justice!
**[21:26] ---**
Hmm? That Dragonkin, huh?
**[21:28] ---**
How naughty.
**[21:30] ---**
You prefer people who love just ass.
**[21:30] ---**
"Justice = Just Ass"
**[21:32] ---**
Um, I think you said it wrong.
**[21:33] ---**
That's not even close to the same word!
**[21:35] ---**
It's not even close?
**[21:35] ---**
Argh, Yukikaze! I can't take it!
**[21:39] ---**
What the hell?!
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
For battle within the Game,
you put together your skills
**[23:15] ---**
and combo them all together
to however you best see fit.
**[23:19] ---**
Depending on how you combo,
it's possible to do astronomical damage.
**[23:23] ---**
If you're an expert at it, it's said you
can do enough damage to kill a god.
**[23:29] ---**
What filthy fireworks.
**[23:32] ---**
You put on a show, Demon Lord!
**[23:34] ---**
Wh-Who told you that?
**[23:35] ---**
"All or Nothing"
**[23:36] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 7.
All or Nothing.
# E7 - All or Nothing
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2XEQD/all-or-nothing)
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**[00:02] ---**
Last time on *Demon Lord, Retry*...
**[00:08] ---**
"Status change: 'Battle Ready'"
"Stance change: 'Retaliation Stance'"
**[00:09] ---**
N-No! I don't wanna be killed
by a human in a place like this!
**[00:15] ---**
I'm sure you've done plenty of killing till now.
**[00:18] ---**
You should at least feel
what it's like to die for once.
**[00:46] ---**
What filthy fireworks.
**[00:52] ---**
"Satanist Assembly Hall"
**[00:55] ---**
What in the world happened?
**[00:55] ---**
"Tron"
**[00:57] ---**
They unleashed it much too early.
That damn Merge must have lost his mind.
**[01:03] ---**
I-I'm sure something unexpected
must have happened.
**[01:08] ---**
Tron, take that and tell them to use the remaining two
**[01:08] ---**
"Satanist Founder" "Utopia"
**[01:12] ---**
at the Holy Castle.
**[01:14] ---**
I'm sure even a failure mixed-blood
like you can manage that much.
**[01:19] ---**
Right...
**[01:22] ---**
Begone at once. You're an eyesore.
**[01:31] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:39] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:42] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:46] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:49] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:54] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:01] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:08] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:14] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:24] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:27] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:30] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:34] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:37] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:41] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:44] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:47] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:51] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:53] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:58] ---**
"All or Nothing"
**[03:03] ---**
"Upscale Bar" "Artemis"
**[03:07] ---**
Here's a beautiful flower
for such beautiful people!
**[03:12] ---**
Artemis is on a different level.
**[03:15] ---**
They even brought out a clown
to calm down the guests.
**[03:18] ---**
Yes, because nobles like us must
remain staunch even in times like this.
**[03:26] ---**
What a fool of a Holy Maiden
to be without escort.
**[03:31] ---**
"Shrimpfry Butterfly"
**[03:31] ---**
The queen of high society,
**[03:33] ---**
Shrimpfry Butterfly...
**[03:35] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[03:35] ---**
She has a sharp eye for people,
**[03:37] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Aku"
**[03:37] ---**
and has connections all over the place.
**[03:40] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Aku" "Yu Kirino"
**[03:41] ---**
The others must be the Holy Maiden's friends.
**[03:44] ---**
Luna Elegant...
**[03:44] ---**
"Assassin Clown" "Kamiya"
**[03:46] ---**
You're the next target
the Satanists want me to kill.
**[03:51] ---**
He said he'd be right back,
so what in the world is taking him so long?
**[03:57] ---**
Don't worry, Sister Luna.
**[03:59] ---**
Not once has Demon Lord
broken a promise he's made.
**[04:04] ---**
Aku is probably right.
Let's be patient and wait.
**[04:09] ---**
Oh, my, what a fine collection
of precious people!
**[04:13] ---**
You sparkle so much, it's blinding me!
**[04:17] ---**
What a friendly clown we have here.
**[04:19] ---**
Do you mind if I show off
a little trick of my own?
**[04:23] ---**
Argh, how can someone
as pretty as you do tricks too?
**[04:27] ---**
I'm so envious!
**[04:36] ---**
Wh-What? My...
**[04:40] ---**
Did you drop your left arm?
Or perhaps your right arm?
**[04:44] ---**
B-Both.... I think?
**[04:48] ---**
Oh, you're such a greedy one.
**[04:50] ---**
But I'll do you a special service today!
**[04:56] ---**
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I mixed up
your right and left arms.
**[05:01] ---**
W-Wait a sec! This is no laughing matter!
**[05:05] ---**
I've seen my fair share of magic tricks,
**[05:08] ---**
but I haven't the faintest idea
how you pulled off that one.
**[05:12] ---**
I'm glad that you enjoyed it, Madam.
**[05:15] ---**
This time I'll make sure to put them on right.
**[05:21] ---**
Th-They're attached! My arms are attached!
**[05:25] ---**
Make sure not to drop them next time, Mr. Clown.
**[05:29] ---**
Also, that poison in your pocket
gives off quite the strong odor.
**[05:34] ---**
If you want to kill someone,
use something better than that.
**[05:41] ---**
And if I ever see you again,
I'll slice you up alive.
**[05:45] ---**
Be careful now, Mr. Clown.
**[06:06] ---**
"Deranged Holy Maiden"
"Killer Queen"
**[06:12] ---**
"Officer" "Mount Fuji"
**[06:23] ---**
Sister, looks like we've got our hands full!
**[06:26] ---**
You moron. Did you come along
only to spew bullshit like that?
**[06:35] ---**
Oh, my, what cute muscles.
**[06:35] ---**
"Low-Level Demons" "Hanitora"
**[06:38] ---**
Hey, you big burly man.
**[06:40] ---**
How about you come play--
**[06:43] ---**
You stink like a sack of shit.
**[06:45] ---**
Sprint for me, fastest fingers!
**[06:47] ---**
"Carnage Wheel"
**[06:48] ---**
Drag Car!
**[06:53] ---**
Go back to the sewer and f*** yourself,
you vomit-faced b****!
**[06:57] ---**
Y-You little...! That was my little sister!
**[07:05] ---**
Whew, that was a nice one.
**[07:08] ---**
Compared to you on the battlefield,
**[07:08] ---**
"Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts"
**[07:11] ---**
this old guard is insignificant.
**[07:14] ---**
I said you're too old for this,
you damn grandpa.
**[07:26] ---**
O abysmal darkness,
shower the world with mourning.
**[07:31] ---**
Holy Rain!
**[07:31] ---**
"Divine Rain" "Holy Rain"
**[07:39] ---**
You low and feeble humans.
**[07:41] ---**
When faced with my darkness,
you're completely powerless.
**[07:46] ---**
Become my puppets and fight until you crumble.
**[07:50] ---**
Bubble Cure!
**[07:50] ---**
"Divine Bubbles" "Bubble Cure"
**[07:56] ---**
We're so grateful, Lady Mink.
**[07:59] ---**
That's an S-Rank adventurer for you!
**[08:01] ---**
But what are those sinister-sounding
incantations all about?
**[08:06] ---**
She's elite enough to be called a star player.
**[08:09] ---**
I'm sure she has her reasons for it.
**[08:12] ---**
I order you to follow my lead!
Shed your blood for the chilling darkness!
**[08:17] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:19] ---**
What is she even fighting against anyway?
**[08:19] ---**
"Devilkin S-Rank Adventurer"
"Organ"
**[08:29] ---**
By the looks of it, I take it
you got roughed up pretty bad.
**[08:33] ---**
Yeah...
**[08:35] ---**
I-I'm terribly sorry. Merge and the others
were all killed in battle...
**[08:41] ---**
H-How is that possible? What happened?
**[08:45] ---**
I-It was... the Demon Lord...
**[08:50] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we have no choice.
**[08:52] ---**
Yes... May disaster befall this cursed land!
**[08:57] ---**
Summon Devil!
**[08:59] ---**
Summon Devil!
**[09:32] ---**
"Prince of Darkness" "Oruit"
**[09:36] ---**
What a bothersome place I've been summoned to.
**[09:41] ---**
A divine barrier, huh?
**[09:49] ---**
"Eldest Holy Maiden"
"Angel White"
**[09:53] ---**
This evil power...
Could it be a high-level Demon?
**[09:58] ---**
Protection of the Seraph! Angel Veil!
**[10:05] ---**
"Angel Barrier" "Angel Veil"
**[10:11] ---**
This is truly unpleasant...
**[10:15] ---**
The prince? What's going on here?
**[10:19] ---**
And what's more, it seems
there's some dogs of the angels.
**[10:23] ---**
Sister, I'll handle this!
**[10:25] ---**
Fuji, don't!
**[10:34] ---**
Are you okay?
**[10:40] ---**
I refuse to believe that ants
like you can walk on two legs.
**[10:45] ---**
Killing Field!
**[10:45] ---**
"Imprisonment Area"
"Killing Field"
**[11:08] ---**
It's taking everything I've got
to protect the Holy Castle...
**[11:21] ---**
"Tron" "Race: Devilkin" "Sex: Female"
"Age: ?" "Height: 143cm"
**[11:26] ---**
"Oruit" "Race: Demon" "Sex: ?"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
**[11:36] ---**
Shall I finally break it out?
**[11:41] ---**
Thank you!
**[11:48] ---**
"Holy Hammer Sigma"
**[11:54] ---**
The Prince of Darkness, is it?
**[11:57] ---**
As I thought, it's fate for darkness
to be drawn to darkness.
**[12:03] ---**
Lousy holy powers coming one after another...
**[12:09] ---**
Don't you dare look away!
**[12:31] ---**
Such uncivilized women.
**[12:35] ---**
"Darkness Beam" "Black Eraser"
**[12:35] ---**
Black Eraser!
**[12:36] ---**
Protect me on the double!
**[12:39] ---**
Light Wall!
**[12:39] ---**
"Light Wall" "Light Wall"
**[12:58] ---**
My favorite weapon "Twinkle"
denies the very existence of evil beings!
**[13:05] ---**
Not bad for some giant jugs.
**[13:08] ---**
J-Jugs?! Now listen here...!
**[13:21] ---**
Shit, not Hades again!
**[13:24] ---**
You're kidding... Why is Hades
in a place like this?
**[13:33] ---**
Filthy humans.
**[13:52] ---**
This is the end for you.
**[13:55] ---**
"Darkness Prison Beam" "Ray of Darkness"
Ray of Darkness!
**[13:55] ---**
"Darkness Prison Beam"
"Ray of Darkness"
**[14:17] ---**
You lowly humans.
**[14:23] ---**
Queen!
**[14:32] ---**
Stay back, Sister! Maintain the barrier!
**[14:36] ---**
B-But...!
**[14:38] ---**
You've got to be kidding me...
**[14:41] ---**
This situation's ridiculous,
and that outfit of hers is too.
**[14:44] ---**
Is that the other Holy Maiden?
**[14:48] ---**
She's outrageously beautiful on the outside,
**[14:51] ---**
but if she's their older sister,
something's gotta be wrong with her.
**[15:00] ---**
Now then, shall we begin this lovely feast?
**[15:05] ---**
The sin of annoying me is grave, indeed!
**[15:09] ---**
You shithead!
**[15:10] ---**
I haven't researched the Seraph yet,
and just when I'm about to get started...!
**[15:15] ---**
I'm not letting some damn
monster like you get in my way!
**[15:19] ---**
I-I know! I can just make him deal
with another annoying Holy Maiden!
**[15:25] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[15:29] ---**
"Character Change"
"Unable to Control"
**[15:36] ---**
What's this light?!
**[15:49] ---**
Mis'er Zewwo!
**[15:55] ---**
What's your deal?
**[15:57] ---**
Getting picked on again, huh?
**[16:00] ---**
Y-You came to help?
**[16:04] ---**
Is this another new arena of that shitty Empire?
**[16:08] ---**
Got some weird monster here too...
**[16:15] ---**
You bastard... Where did you come from?
**[16:26] ---**
You smell like shit, boy.
That's the scent of a murderer.
**[16:37] ---**
You bastard!
**[16:43] ---**
I'm the very definition of unrivaled!
**[16:43] ---**
"Sense of Justice"
**[16:46] ---**
I've found truth down the path of carnage!
**[16:49] ---**
"For each 1 person the target has killed..."
**[16:53] ---**
"...damage increases by 5"
**[16:57] ---**
What filth. Is that your incantation or--
**[17:16] ---**
You're scum that makes women cry.
**[17:19] ---**
I'll teach you just how weak you really are.
**[17:22] ---**
Come on, who said you could lie down?!
**[17:27] ---**
Hmph! How pathetic, wailing like some sissy...
**[17:32] ---**
You... You're nothing but trash!
**[17:35] ---**
Ray of Darkness!
**[17:44] ---**
What kind of little plaything was that?
**[17:47] ---**
Listen, can you really afford to play
around while trying to screw with me?
**[17:52] ---**
You... You're kidding me...
**[18:01] ---**
Someone as grand as I
will not go down like this!
**[18:12] ---**
"Bloodsucking"
**[18:16] ---**
Ugh, such disgusting blood.
It stinks so bad I can't bear it.
**[18:53] ---**
I wonder... For what purpose was I even born?
**[19:03] ---**
I can't believe what you've done.
**[19:05] ---**
Hey, runt. You alive?
**[19:09] ---**
Hey, open your mouth!
**[19:11] ---**
Can't you hear me, runt?
**[19:19] ---**
Huh?
**[19:20] ---**
That was one of my prized recovery items.
**[19:20] ---**
"Calorie Hell"
**[19:24] ---**
You should be all right now.
**[19:27] ---**
The wound... is gone.
**[19:30] ---**
You're a gloomy one, runt.
**[19:32] ---**
I saved your life, so how about
you smile or something?
**[19:39] ---**
Smile...
**[19:41] ---**
I forgot how to a long time ago.
**[19:44] ---**
What in the world was that healing power?
**[19:47] ---**
Don't tell me he's a new race of Dragon?
**[19:50] ---**
This is dangerous... Too dangerous!
**[19:54] ---**
In that case, I vow with my heart and soul
to kill this Dragon no matter what!
**[20:20] ---**
You aggravate me, Dragon!
**[20:22] ---**
Your neutrality and arrogance
are about to be judged by me!
**[20:29] ---**
Go on and smile, runt.
**[20:32] ---**
No matter how tough it gets,
**[20:34] ---**
the ones who keep smiling like
idiots are stronger than anyone else.
**[20:41] ---**
Dragon! This is the end
for you and your arrogance!
**[20:48] ---**
Heaven! Watch and learn from the best!
**[20:56] ---**
All or Nothing!
**[20:56] ---**
"All or Nothing"
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Demon Lord, watch this!
**[23:13] ---**
Hmm? What is it?
**[23:15] ---**
Ahem! I'm the very definition of unrivaled!
**[23:19] ---**
Huh?
**[23:20] ---**
I've found truth down the path of carnage!
**[23:22] ---**
Wh-What?
**[23:24] ---**
Heaven! Watch and learn from the best!
**[23:26] ---**
Wait!
**[23:27] ---**
All or Nothing!
**[23:30] ---**
I think someone put her
up to this like last time!
**[23:33] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 8.
"Demon Lord's Handiwork."
**[23:36] ---**
"Demon Lord's Handiwork."
**[23:38] ---**
Whoever you are, show yourself!
# E8 - Demon Lord's Handiwork
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD7VN8/demon-lords-handiwork)
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**[00:07] ---**
"Angel White"
**[00:25] ---**
"Devilkin" "Tron"
**[00:25] ---**
How about it, runt?
**[00:35] ---**
You remember how to smile now?
**[00:35] ---**
"Dons the Silver Dragon"
"Zero Kirisame"
**[00:48] ---**
You seem a lot happier now
than you were before, runt.
**[00:52] ---**
I'm not a runt.
**[00:56] ---**
It's Tron.
**[00:58] ---**
Tron, huh? Now that's a name
you don't hear every day.
**[01:03] ---**
Mr. Zero!
**[01:04] ---**
H-Hey! Not in front of everyone!
**[01:04] ---**
"Killer Queen"
**[01:08] ---**
I never want to let you go!
**[01:10] ---**
L-Let go of me! Listen, a man and
woman shouldn't do this in front of--
**[01:14] ---**
Mr. Zero! The dragon on your back is so manly!
**[01:19] ---**
And your broad chest too!
**[01:23] ---**
Let go of me!
**[01:31] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:39] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:42] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:46] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:49] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:54] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:01] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:08] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:14] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:24] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:27] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:30] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:34] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:37] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:41] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:44] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:47] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:51] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:53] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:58] ---**
"Demon Lord's Handiwork"
**[03:06] ---**
Nice to meet you, Holy Maiden Angel White.
**[03:11] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[03:12] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[03:14] ---**
Come.
**[03:20] ---**
So, what would you like me to call you?
**[03:24] ---**
Demon Lord is fine by me.
**[03:26] ---**
The way I see it, it's pretty much
become a nickname of mine.
**[03:40] ---**
Are you truly the Demon Lord
the legends speak of?
**[03:44] ---**
If that's how you want to see it,
I suppose that I am.
**[03:48] ---**
What is your involvement
with Luna at this point?
**[03:51] ---**
Meeting her was a disaster waiting to happen.
**[03:55] ---**
I'm sure she viewed me as some evil being.
**[04:00] ---**
However, we've been able
to build a wonderful relationship.
**[04:05] ---**
N-No way... Impossible!
**[04:08] ---**
I order you to do as I say!
**[04:09] ---**
Luna, the definition of selfish?
**[04:12] ---**
You're kidding! What sort of spell
did he use on her?!
**[04:16] ---**
Are you someone who plans
to bring harm to this kingdom?
**[04:24] ---**
I have something to say regarding that.
**[04:27] ---**
In my country, there's a saying that
a picture is worth a thousand words.
**[04:33] ---**
It means seeing something in person
is better than having it explained.
**[04:39] ---**
That's a good way to look at things.
**[04:41] ---**
Decide what you will about me after
seeing my deeds and achievements.
**[04:47] ---**
It's not with words, but with actions
that I've always presented myself.
**[04:54] ---**
Is he planning some sort of
invasion of the Holy Capital?
**[04:59] ---**
By the way, there's a favor
I'd like to ask of you.
**[05:03] ---**
What would that be?
**[05:05] ---**
I've been thinking to do some
research on the Seraph.
**[05:09] ---**
If there's a library available,
I'm hoping I could make use of it.
**[05:14] ---**
Wh-Why does he want to know
about the Seraph?!
**[05:18] ---**
To find out her weak point and kill her?
**[05:21] ---**
And he's bold enough to ask
for permission right to my face!
**[05:30] ---**
You're free to use the library if you wish.
**[05:34] ---**
However, I choose to refrain from
speaking about the Seraph myself.
**[05:40] ---**
I see.
**[05:41] ---**
That's perfectly fine.
**[05:43] ---**
I find it difficult to carry a conversation
with someone so sacred anyways.
**[05:50] ---**
Now then, I believe it's
a good time to excuse myself.
**[05:54] ---**
This meeting of ours was very worthwhile.
**[05:57] ---**
Yes... This time has been
enlightening for me as well.
**[06:06] ---**
Was it you... who defeated the Demon King?
**[06:20] ---**
I think it's absurd for that
to be called a Demon King.
**[06:24] ---**
He seemed to me more like a cheap imitation.
**[06:37] ---**
Even the Demon King was nothing to him...
**[06:43] ---**
What a total beauty she was!
**[06:48] ---**
I must say, she's pretty
sensible for a Holy Maiden.
**[06:52] ---**
Rather, maybe it's that the others
are so extreme...
**[06:55] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[06:57] ---**
Thanks to the fight the other day,
I've got 1,249 skill points.
**[07:02] ---**
Not only can I summon an aide,
**[07:05] ---**
I can build a hospital and hot springs
and have some left over.
**[07:09] ---**
"System Message"
"Omni Travel has been unlocked."
**[07:09] ---**
Using the Omni Travel system command,
**[07:12] ---**
I can move to an area
I've gone to before in an instant.
**[07:25] ---**
That wicked laughter can only mean...
Demon Lord!
**[07:31] ---**
How was your talk with the Holy Maiden?
**[07:34] ---**
It went really well!
**[07:41] ---**
It's feeling like we're more
father and daughter than ever.
**[07:49] ---**
I just don't get it...
**[07:51] ---**
This angel stuff sounds
so western and fantasy...
**[07:55] ---**
At least the pictures in these
books are super pretty!
**[07:58] ---**
If only it was meant to be a picture book...
**[08:01] ---**
Did the angels exist from the start,
or were they created by someone?
**[08:07] ---**
And why is it they disappeared?
**[08:09] ---**
The Demons they opposed seem alive and well.
**[08:13] ---**
Huh? I never thought about it that way before.
**[08:17] ---**
There's nothing written at all about
the Seraph. Did they just leave?
**[08:22] ---**
I-I don't think that's what happened.
**[08:25] ---**
I'm sure they're watching
over us from somewhere.
**[08:29] ---**
Anyways, we've got plenty of time.
**[08:31] ---**
We can come back here whenever we feel like it.
**[08:35] ---**
Okay! I want to read all sorts of books too!
**[08:42] ---**
D-Demon Lord?
**[08:44] ---**
One last thing. Could you read this to me?
**[08:49] ---**
*Destructive Dog Fido's Great Adventure*?
What's this?
**[08:54] ---**
A long time ago, there was a dog
who bit and destroyed everything.
**[08:58] ---**
It was a boy dog named Fido.
**[09:02] ---**
Upset that he destroyed half the city,
the villagers chased him away.
**[09:08] ---**
Fido was broke, so he became an adventurer...
**[09:10] ---**
...and delved into the village dungeon.
**[09:14] ---**
While breaking other adventurers'
weapons and armor,
**[09:17] ---**
he scoured into the deep depths of the dungeon.
**[09:20] ---**
Slimy, slimy...
**[09:23] ---**
Fido came across a slime attacking a female dog.
**[09:26] ---**
"You filthy mucus! How dare you, woof!"
**[09:30] ---**
After saving her from the slime,
Fido spent the whole night...
**[09:34] ---**
...gently nibbling her.
**[09:37] ---**
Fido finally reached the deepest
room of the dungeon...
**[09:41] ---**
...and discovered rare weapons,
armor, and magical items.
**[09:44] ---**
He carried all of them home
and became such a popular dog.
**[09:48] ---**
And lived happily ever after.
**[09:53] ---**
What the heck was that?
**[09:55] ---**
Usually the stories in picture books
have some sort of meaningful lesson...
**[10:01] ---**
What sort of audience was this book made for?
**[10:04] ---**
But the doggy was really cute!
**[10:09] ---**
In any case, dungeon, huh?
**[10:13] ---**
You librarian there.
**[10:15] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[10:16] ---**
Is it true that weapons and armor drop
in dungeons like they do in this book?
**[10:23] ---**
Y-Yes! I've heard people find
rare ancient items from time to time.
**[10:33] ---**
This body of mine is pretty much
impervious to physical attacks.
**[10:38] ---**
But my weak point is magic which
never existed in *Infinity Game*.
**[10:45] ---**
I definitely need to find some way
to raise my magic resistance.
**[10:58] ---**
Aku, head on back to the inn without me.
I've got something to do.
**[11:03] ---**
All right.
**[11:26] ---**
I'm a pretty busy man,
despite what you might think.
**[11:30] ---**
I don't have time to play hide-and-seek.
**[11:34] ---**
You're...
**[11:39] ---**
I found you.
**[11:41] ---**
"Fido" "Race: Dog" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
**[11:46] ---**
"Marshall Arts" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: 62" "Height: 180cm"
**[11:51] ---**
This kid... Are they the one
I saved while I was Zero?
**[11:57] ---**
Well? What do you want, runt?
**[12:00] ---**
I knew it. You talk the same as
Zero and have the same color.
**[12:04] ---**
Color? What are you talking about?
**[12:08] ---**
I see everything in a color.
Even people's emotions and souls.
**[12:14] ---**
Is that a new form of fortune-telling?
Go bug someone else.
**[12:21] ---**
Bring Zero out. Right now.
**[12:23] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
You've got the wrong person.
**[12:27] ---**
Bring him out! Bring him out, right now!
**[12:31] ---**
Quit saying that in a weird tone.
What are you after?
**[12:35] ---**
Zero is...
**[12:37] ---**
You're the one who saved my life.
I want to see Zero.
**[12:42] ---**
I've got no idea how old this kid is, but...
**[12:45] ---**
I can't be letting someone Zero
saved end up dying in the streets.
**[12:52] ---**
Fine then. I'll let you meet Zero,
but there's a few conditions.
**[12:57] ---**
Conditions? I'll do anything.
**[13:00] ---**
If you obey my commands and work
hard for me, I'll let you meet him.
**[13:05] ---**
What do I have to do as work?
**[13:08] ---**
Do I have to kill lots of people?
**[13:11] ---**
Hell no! Why do you and everyone
have the wrong idea about me?!
**[13:15] ---**
Then what do I do?
**[13:19] ---**
Soon enough, we'll feel short-staffed
no matter how many people we have.
**[13:23] ---**
If you can use your strength
and color thing to lend me a hand,
**[13:27] ---**
I wouldn't mind letting you meet him, runt.
**[13:30] ---**
I'm Tron. Not a runt.
**[13:37] ---**
A runt is a runt though. Let's go.
**[13:40] ---**
Okay!
**[13:44] ---**
All right, I take it everyone's ready? Let's go.
**[13:48] ---**
Chief? Who is that child with you?
**[13:54] ---**
You have such beautiful hair!
**[13:56] ---**
Wh-What are you...? There's Devil in that girl!
**[13:56] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[14:02] ---**
There's Devil in her?
**[14:04] ---**
We're going to need her in Rabby,
so just deal with it.
**[14:08] ---**
A Holy Maiden and Devilkin?
You're asking too much...
**[14:13] ---**
If we can turn that village around,
your sisters will change their opinion of you.
**[14:19] ---**
That's...
**[14:20] ---**
First of all, people standing
at the pinnacle of a kingdom...
**[14:24] ---**
...should have the capacity
to deal with all types of people.
**[14:29] ---**
If you keep seeing things in black and white,
you'll never move forward in life.
**[14:33] ---**
What gives? Talking so haughty...
**[14:36] ---**
I'm just saying I have high expectations of you.
**[14:40] ---**
A-All right! But I won't be so
accepting if she does something evil!
**[14:47] ---**
Sheesh! Unbelievable!
**[14:47] ---**
Yu, are you able to Omni Travel now?
**[14:47] ---**
"Message"
**[14:50] ---**
Yes, Chief.
**[14:52] ---**
It feels like something holding me down was removed.
**[14:52] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[14:57] ---**
Everyone, grab onto me.
We'll jump to Rabby Village.
**[15:03] ---**
"Message"
**[15:04] ---**
Yu, can't you make the jump yourself?
**[15:07] ---**
It's nonsense to consume 60 Power
when we can only use 30, Chief.
**[15:13] ---**
Well, you do have a point...
**[15:17] ---**
Here we go. Omni Travel! Rabby Village!
**[15:18] ---**
"Omni Travel" "Rabby Village"
**[15:22] ---**
"Village of Rabby"
**[15:26] ---**
Demon Lord, amazing!
**[15:27] ---**
You're kidding! How did we get to
my territory in the blink of an eye?!
**[15:32] ---**
Yu, I want to start construction right away.
**[15:35] ---**
Yes, Chief.
**[15:37] ---**
"Kyon" "Momo"
**[15:37] ---**
Oh! It's the black suit man, bunny!
**[15:41] ---**
The pulley wheel and fertilizer
helped so much, hop!
**[15:45] ---**
Just wait. I'll turn this village around...
**[15:48] ---**
...and make it rain gold like
this village has never seen.
**[15:59] ---**
Is this the best spot around?
**[16:06] ---**
"Base"
**[16:10] ---**
Rare Item Creation.
**[16:12] ---**
First Aid Kit.
**[16:12] ---**
"First Aid Kit"
**[16:20] ---**
Base Upgrade. Field Hospital.
**[16:21] ---**
"Field Hospital"
**[16:24] ---**
Chief, shall we look inside
and check things out?
**[16:27] ---**
Good idea.
**[16:32] ---**
There's no electricity and yet
everything is running just fine.
**[16:39] ---**
Yu, is it good to go?
**[16:41] ---**
Yes. We could even start today.
**[16:44] ---**
But how should we deal with charging people?
**[16:48] ---**
This is just to have something in place, but...
**[16:51] ---**
Let's start by assigning coins
to values we're familiar with.
**[16:55] ---**
If it ends up being wrong,
we can always adjust in the future.
**[16:59] ---**
You're right. With this world having
such different values and cultures,
**[17:04] ---**
we don't have much choice
but to take a shot in the dark.
**[17:07] ---**
Judging based on my experience thus far...
**[17:10] ---**
A copper is 100 yen.
**[17:12] ---**
Giant copper 1,000 yen.
**[17:14] ---**
A silver 10,000.
**[17:15] ---**
Gold coin, 100,000.
**[17:18] ---**
And a giant cold coin is around 2,000,000 yen.
**[17:23] ---**
There's also something called
a holy lambda coin, but...
**[17:26] ---**
Depending on the season and number
in the market, it changes value.
**[17:32] ---**
Regarding the treatment prices,
**[17:34] ---**
I want you to care for the poor,
but go easy on charging them.
**[17:38] ---**
Trying to collect money from the poor
won't result in much anyways.
**[17:43] ---**
On the other hand, charge the nobles
as much as possible.
**[17:47] ---**
Okay, I'll do just that.
**[17:49] ---**
We'll gain support from the poor while
stealing the fortunes of the privileged.
**[17:54] ---**
You're taking the opposite approach
of the Great Empire, Chief.
**[17:59] ---**
Nothing's more boring than
going down the same path.
**[18:02] ---**
If anything, it's more like going backwards.
**[18:05] ---**
Yes... I knew the Chief and I were
tied together by similar thoughts!
**[18:13] ---**
That was kinda cute in a strange way, but...
**[18:16] ---**
I've been thinking...
Was she always this kind of character?
**[18:20] ---**
Base. Rare Item Creation. Walled Springs.
**[18:25] ---**
Right next to the hospital...
**[18:29] ---**
A hot spring!
**[18:30] ---**
"Hot Spring Resort"
**[18:31] ---**
Not bad if I say so myself.
**[18:33] ---**
A massive and magnificent 3-floored base.
**[18:36] ---**
Carbon dioxide bath, vase bath, stone sauna,
**[18:41] ---**
electric bath, herbal bath,
**[18:44] ---**
outdoor bath, and salt sauna to top it off.
**[18:48] ---**
A great hall and fully-equipped dining room.
**[18:51] ---**
With beautiful lodging on
the 2nd and 3rd floors.
**[18:55] ---**
And when it comes to Japanese hot springs,
you've gotta have bamboo.
**[19:00] ---**
It's making me miss home...
**[19:02] ---**
Th-That sure came out of nowhere, hop.
**[19:05] ---**
It's unbelievable, bunny.
**[19:07] ---**
Those two are stylish and look decent enough,
so I'll use them for reception.
**[19:12] ---**
When you're done with work today,
assemble all of the villagers here.
**[19:17] ---**
Bring them here for what, hop?
**[19:20] ---**
In order to help you explain the facilities,
**[19:22] ---**
it's important to experience what
we have to offer as guests yourself.
**[19:33] ---**
What I mean is some bathing time.
**[19:36] ---**
Bathing? Only people like nobles
can afford luxury like that, bunny.
**[19:40] ---**
In this world, people are lucky to wipe
themselves off with a damp cloth.
**[19:45] ---**
Should I make a bath house for commoners then?
**[19:48] ---**
It's doable with the High-Level Item,
Kanda River.
**[19:52] ---**
If we charge three copper coins,
I bet it would attract tons of customers.
**[19:58] ---**
Also, we'll need to destroy and rebuild
your houses in the near future.
**[20:03] ---**
Huh?! That's kind of a problem for me, hop!
**[20:06] ---**
Black suit man! I thought you were nice,
but this is tyranny, bunny!
**[20:11] ---**
Who you calling black suit man?!
What do you have against my wardrobe?!
**[20:16] ---**
Soon enough, we'll build both real
and unlicensed casinos!
**[20:19] ---**
All to entertain rich nobles with more
money than they know what to do with!
**[20:24] ---**
We'll rake the money straight
out of their pockets!
**[20:30] ---**
Black suit man is scary, hop.
**[20:32] ---**
Black suit man is broken, bunny.
**[20:38] ---**
No matter how luxurious
the hot spring resort is,
***SIGN*** "Masaru Katou" "Yuuya Kondo" "Isami Tahara"
**[20:41] ---**
if the employees don't do their job,
it won't amount to much.
**[20:46] ---**
Among the eight aides, there's one
person who was designated "genius"...
**[20:50] ---**
...who quickly masters whatever
you throw at him...
**[20:53] ---**
...and produces much better
results than anyone else.
**[20:56] ---**
He's got a serious sister complex,
so he can watch kids no problem.
**[21:00] ---**
Being a gun specialist with
combat prowess and skills like his,
**[21:05] ---**
he'll be able to protect Rabby Village
when I'm not around.
**[21:09] ---**
And he doesn't get along badly with Yu either.
**[21:12] ---**
"Aide Summon"
**[21:13] ---**
Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
**[21:16] ---**
"Isami Tahara"
**[21:16] ---**
Isami Tahara! I command you to appear before me!
**[21:37] ---**
Huh? Well if it isn't the Chief.
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
That sure takes me back. Masaru Katou...
**[23:14] ---**
Tomoya Kondou, Takefumi Nomura...
**[23:18] ---**
Are those more aides of yours?
**[23:20] ---**
It's a fencing idiot, a *hikikomori* archer,
and a mixed martial arts champion.
**[23:26] ---**
Um, an idiot, a *hikikomori*,
and a ch-champion? What's that?
**[23:33] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 9.
**[23:36] ---**
"Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin"
**[23:36] ---**
"Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin."
# E9 - Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ41M2/dancing-swindler-and-the-giant-gold-coin)
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**[00:01] ---**
"Aide Summon"
**[00:01] ---**
Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
**[00:05] ---**
"Isami Tahara"
**[00:05] ---**
Isami Tahara! I command you to appear before me!
**[00:26] ---**
Huh? Well if it isn't the Chief.
**[00:30] ---**
Where the hell is this?!
**[00:33] ---**
"Genius" "Isami Tahara"
**[00:33] ---**
Yeah, that's Tahara all right...
**[00:37] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:38] ---**
I'm glad that you've come, Tahara.
**[00:40] ---**
Let's get ourselves somewhere
we can sit down and talk.
**[00:44] ---**
R-Right...
**[00:50] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:58] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:01] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:05] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:08] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:13] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:20] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[01:27] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[01:33] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[01:43] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:46] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:49] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:53] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:56] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:00] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:03] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:06] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:10] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:12] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:17] ---**
"Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin"
**[02:29] ---**
Is this a new *Infinity Game* arena or something?
**[02:33] ---**
As always, they sure blew tons of money...
**[02:37] ---**
Hmm... There's one thing I should mention.
**[02:40] ---**
This isn't a world where the
Great Empire is known to exist.
**[02:44] ---**
Huh?
**[02:50] ---**
What is it, then?
**[02:51] ---**
Some sort of fantasy world like in
the anime I watched when I was a kid?
**[02:58] ---**
Putting it bluntly, it's something like that.
**[03:06] ---**
I bet Tahara's head is churning
away at incredible speed...
**[03:10] ---**
...and coming up with a whole
slew of theories and ideas.
**[03:16] ---**
Well, I know you wouldn't pull
a prank like this in a million years.
**[03:21] ---**
By the way, Yu is here too.
**[03:23] ---**
Gah! That mad woman?! You're kidding me!
**[03:27] ---**
I need you to cooperate with her.
**[03:30] ---**
Did you drop your left arm?
Or perhaps your right arm?
**[03:35] ---**
B-Both.... I think?
**[03:38] ---**
Oh, you're such a greedy one.
**[03:40] ---**
But I'll do you a special service today!
**[03:46] ---**
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I mixed up
your right and left arms.
**[03:51] ---**
W-Wait a sec! This is no laughing matter!
**[03:58] ---**
She's a pretty thing, but so damn scary...
**[04:01] ---**
Why did I make her like that in the first place?
**[04:04] ---**
Hey, Chief. Mind if I clear something up?
**[04:08] ---**
What is it?
**[04:09] ---**
Are you serious about the Great Empire
not existing in this world?
**[04:14] ---**
It's true beyond any doubt.
**[04:18] ---**
If this really is a world
without the Great Empire,
**[04:21] ---**
nothing else could make me happier.
**[04:24] ---**
One more thing to ask.
**[04:26] ---**
What do you plan to do in this world?
**[04:29] ---**
I can't say very much at this point.
**[04:32] ---**
But, I'm thinking of going in the opposite
direction of the Great Empire.
**[04:38] ---**
Yeah? Well, whatever.
**[04:41] ---**
If it weren't for you,
Manami and I would have died like dogs.
**[04:45] ---**
Manami, the little sister Tahara
gets his serious sister complex from...
**[04:50] ---**
Big brother!
**[04:51] ---**
Manami!
**[04:52] ---**
Big brother!
**[04:53] ---**
Manami!
**[04:54] ---**
Big brother!
**[04:56] ---**
Manami!
**[04:58] ---**
So? What's the plan for the time being?
**[05:01] ---**
First up is managing an impoverished village.
**[05:04] ---**
Its three attractions are a field hospital,
hot spring resort, and a bath house.
**[05:10] ---**
You'll need to develop the whole village,
teach and train the residents,
**[05:14] ---**
secure a profitable business,
manage any trouble,
**[05:18] ---**
negotiate with nobles, watch the kids, also...
**[05:21] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
I'm not some blue robotic cat, you know!
**[05:26] ---**
But you're a genius. You can do it.
**[05:29] ---**
It's me saying it, so it's true.
**[05:35] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:37] ---**
I-It felt like I got zapped. What the hell?
**[05:41] ---**
Could something be wrong with you?
Have Yu take a look.
**[05:45] ---**
Gimme a break. The day she checks
my health is the day I'm cut into pieces.
**[05:50] ---**
You have quite the impression of me, Tahara.
**[05:53] ---**
Gah!
**[05:54] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[05:55] ---**
The mad woman! I mean, if it isn't Yu!
**[06:00] ---**
Long time no see, Tahara.
**[06:04] ---**
Demon Lord, who's this new person with you?
**[06:04] ---**
"Tron" "Aku" "Luna Elegant"
**[06:07] ---**
He looks kind of perverted to me.
**[06:11] ---**
Are you one of Demon Lord's lackeys?
**[06:13] ---**
Such a pretty color. You must be kind.
**[06:16] ---**
I wouldn't say that.
**[06:19] ---**
Now then, all that's left is to make
preparations to welcome Madam.
**[06:30] ---**
"Nanden Mannen"
**[06:36] ---**
Oh, my. What sort of magical device is this?
**[06:40] ---**
Don't get too excited just yet.
It even has a second key to wind.
**[06:48] ---**
Is this another item of yours from overseas?
**[06:53] ---**
That's correct.
**[06:55] ---**
In my country, letting this play on
cold winter nights while sipping on wine...
**[07:01] ---**
...is a practice often enjoyed by the refined.
**[07:05] ---**
I must say, it's a masterpiece.
**[07:08] ---**
To think you can enjoy music
so easily with this...
**[07:12] ---**
...without a musician,
let alone any instruments.
**[07:15] ---**
For balls and high society,
of course you'll still need those.
**[07:19] ---**
However, if alone in your room
or for small gatherings of people,
**[07:25] ---**
this is much less invasive
and is the smart choice.
**[07:28] ---**
Also, carrying it around is incredibly easy.
**[07:32] ---**
It's not very elegant to
march around with an orchestra.
**[07:37] ---**
So, what would an item like this be valued at?
**[07:41] ---**
I'd actually prefer if you determined
the value this time, Mr. Mannen.
**[07:47] ---**
Wh-Where do I even start judging
the value of this marvelous device?
**[07:53] ---**
If I price it too poorly,
he may turn his back on me...
**[07:57] ---**
In your country, I imagine this
runs a high price, does it not?
**[08:02] ---**
Typically, when it comes to valuing
art and items of this nature,
**[08:07] ---**
its worth varies greatly like beauty
in the eye of the beholder.
**[08:13] ---**
I-I knew it. Is he testing me then?
**[08:17] ---**
To be perfectly honest, when you
first offered me this item for auction,
**[08:22] ---**
I couldn't even imagine
how much it must be worth.
**[08:28] ---**
Then you believe it has tremendous value?
**[08:31] ---**
Of course I do!
**[08:33] ---**
It wouldn't take much to find someone
wanting a curious item such as this!
**[08:38] ---**
I see...
**[08:39] ---**
In that case, what's the least you think
it might sell for if it were up for auction?
**[08:45] ---**
It's time! This is where he plans
to make his decision...
**[08:50] ---**
If I screw this up, I imagine Mr. Kunai
will take this device to another store.
**[08:56] ---**
I'll lose out on more than this.
**[08:58] ---**
He might take all his future
business somewhere else too.
**[09:02] ---**
If it were me, I'd start at
no less than 15 gold coins.
**[09:06] ---**
Someone who can't afford that much
has no business at an auction.
**[09:13] ---**
You have such a discerning eye.
I was right to put my faith in you.
**[09:22] ---**
Mr. Kunai! We're so glad to have you!
**[09:25] ---**
"Bingo"
**[09:25] ---**
"Bingo" Welcome him, everybody!
**[09:28] ---**
Welcome to our shop!
**[09:32] ---**
Sir, would you be able to make
20 of each of these outfits for me?
**[09:38] ---**
One moment, please, while I look.
**[09:42] ---**
The tuxedos on their own
shouldn't be that difficult to make...
**[09:47] ---**
But these suits and tights made for women?!
**[09:51] ---**
What a lascivious and stimulating design!
**[09:54] ---**
Who does stitched tights like this?!
My goodness!
**[09:58] ---**
Sure, we can make these no problem.
**[10:01] ---**
Great. But this time, I need it done
as quickly as possible.
**[10:06] ---**
As soon as you finish these,
I want them sent to Rabby Village.
**[10:11] ---**
I understand you want it done quickly,
but these will take some time to make.
**[10:15] ---**
I've prepared some money
to compensate for the rush.
**[10:22] ---**
This is only a payment in advance.
**[10:24] ---**
If you complete the work quickly,
I can add another two.
**[10:28] ---**
Can you do it? Tell me you can!
**[10:31] ---**
We can! We'll rush to deliver it
down to the very last second!
**[10:37] ---**
Excellent. I must ask that
you begin work at once.
**[10:41] ---**
Everyone, it's time for battle! Run!
**[10:45] ---**
Right!
**[10:49] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[10:53] ---**
Bread, milk, vegetables, meat, and eggs...
**[10:57] ---**
Good. Now food will get
delivered to Rabby every so often.
**[11:02] ---**
The expenses added up, but I've still
got three gold coins left over after all this.
**[11:07] ---**
We should be able to manage things
for a while with that much.
**[11:11] ---**
Everything's pretty much ready now.
**[11:29] ---**
"Zero Kirisame"
**[11:29] ---**
I wonder how I would best describe this feeling.
**[11:33] ---**
If Kunai's my family home,
Zero's my room after moving out...
**[11:38] ---**
Looking back, I used him so much
during the heyday of the game.
**[11:43] ---**
You could even say we've been
partners for some ten years.
**[11:52] ---**
This feeling swelling up from deep inside...
**[11:55] ---**
To crush the strong and help out the weak...
**[11:59] ---**
To face my opponents no matter who they are...
**[12:02] ---**
That fierce desire to be a hero
within every man...
**[12:07] ---**
It's as if he's really a...
No, like I'm a dragon after all.
**[12:14] ---**
My entire body is throbbing...
**[12:17] ---**
I'll bust everything in my way.
I'm the strongest one alive!
**[12:22] ---**
You've got it coming, fucking Great Empire.
**[12:28] ---**
I need to learn how to revert at will.
**[12:34] ---**
"Isami Tahara" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: 31" "Height: 182cm"
**[12:39] ---**
"Commando Sambo" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
**[12:51] ---**
"Momo"
**[12:55] ---**
Guys!
**[12:57] ---**
Let's have lunch, hop!
**[12:57] ---**
"Kyon"
**[13:02] ---**
So good!
**[13:04] ---**
It's delicious!
**[13:05] ---**
Looks tasty!
**[13:09] ---**
Kyon, let's go freshen up, bunny!
**[13:11] ---**
Good idea. Let's go, hop!
**[13:18] ---**
It's time to cleanse you with water!
**[13:19] ---**
More water, please!
**[13:20] ---**
I'll douse you in water and make you repent!
**[13:24] ---**
I'm so happy we can wash the sweat
away even during our breaks, hop!
**[13:29] ---**
It's a dream come true to get to use
the soap and baths as we please, bunny!
**[13:42] ---**
"Hot Spring Resort"
**[13:43] ---**
All right, I've taught you
everything you need to know.
**[13:47] ---**
Now all that's left is to put it into practice.
**[13:51] ---**
Let's begin.
**[13:54] ---**
Whoa, whoa, hold up.
**[13:56] ---**
Remember I said how to sweep up
the trash before you start brushing?
**[14:01] ---**
Forget that and you'll just make a bigger mess.
**[14:04] ---**
S-Sorry, Mr. Tahara.
**[14:06] ---**
It's fine. Mistakes happen.
**[14:09] ---**
But repeating the same mistakes
is plain negligence...
**[14:13] ---**
...and proves you weren't paying attention.
**[14:15] ---**
Let's be more careful, all right?
**[14:20] ---**
"Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
**[14:21] ---**
"Women's Bath"
**[14:32] ---**
Bunny suits for a hot spring resort?
**[14:35] ---**
At first, I wasn't so sure about it,
but it's growing on me.
**[14:39] ---**
It sure helps that you're really bunny people.
**[14:42] ---**
Ugh, th-these clothes are so embarrassing, hop.
**[14:46] ---**
You guys are perverts, bunny.
**[14:48] ---**
You'll get used to it.
Try shaking your butt for some extra service.
**[14:53] ---**
No way, hop!
**[14:54] ---**
No bunny for you, sonny!
**[14:56] ---**
Anyways, it's time to review
how to greet customers.
**[15:00] ---**
Give a nice, firm bow
and hold it for three seconds.
**[15:04] ---**
And don't forget to smile and speak clearly.
**[15:09] ---**
Thank you for coming, hop!
**[15:12] ---**
Thank you for coming, bunny!
**[15:14] ---**
Better!
**[15:16] ---**
Just imagine Manami in a bunny suit...
**[15:19] ---**
Thanks for coming, big brother!
**[15:25] ---**
"One week later"
**[15:30] ---**
"Shrimpfry Butterfly"
**[15:33] ---**
Allow me to welcome you, Madam.
**[15:40] ---**
As usual, what a wonderful man.
**[15:43] ---**
This is such a pleasant little village.
**[15:45] ---**
It's much different than the rumors say.
**[15:48] ---**
No, no... We've only just begun
to transform this place.
**[15:52] ---**
Give it a month or two and it will
look much better than this.
**[15:57] ---**
Come back then and you'll think
you died and went to heaven.
**[16:01] ---**
Everything you've shown me thus far
has truly lived up to your word.
**[16:06] ---**
It's this right here.
**[16:08] ---**
Soap?
**[16:09] ---**
Oh! That soap is the best thing ever!
**[16:13] ---**
It washes away dirt like magic
and leaves your skin sparkling!
**[16:17] ---**
Magic... Sparkling, huh?
**[16:22] ---**
That soap was a hit.
**[16:24] ---**
Oh? Is this the village you
were talking about, Madam?
**[16:32] ---**
Good grief, Gramps.
**[16:33] ---**
Hmm?
**[16:34] ---**
I told you to wait until I called for you.
**[16:38] ---**
Old folk like me don't like waiting.
**[16:41] ---**
Madam, who is this gentleman?
**[16:44] ---**
This decrepit old man causing nothing
but trouble is Commando Sambo.
**[16:49] ---**
As you can see, he has bad eyes.
**[16:52] ---**
I brought him along to show him a good time
since he doesn't have long left.
**[16:58] ---**
Your mouth is as rotten as ever, Madam.
**[16:58] ---**
"Retired Soldier"
"Commando Sambo"
**[17:02] ---**
Can't you show your elders some respect?
**[17:04] ---**
Shut your mouth, Gramps.
**[17:06] ---**
I see... Judging by the cloth
covering your eyes,
**[17:10] ---**
I imagine your condition is quite serious.
**[17:13] ---**
You must be the man Madam was speaking about.
**[17:17] ---**
I'm a former retainer of Marshall Arts
and Sambo is my name.
**[17:22] ---**
Arts? Who was that again?
**[17:24] ---**
Oh? The renowned Master Arts, you say?
**[17:28] ---**
I'm sure your exploits
must have been great and many.
**[17:31] ---**
Yes, but several years ago,
a magical beast took both of my eyes.
**[17:38] ---**
I've since had to retire
as I'm no use to anyone now.
**[17:42] ---**
It must've been tough for you.
**[17:44] ---**
A subordinate of mine is
an exceptional doctor, actually.
**[17:48] ---**
She might be able to completely heal your eyes.
**[17:52] ---**
A-Are you serious about that?
**[17:55] ---**
If you wish, I'll take you to her.
**[17:58] ---**
Please do! Even if there's only
a slim chance, I can hope...
**[18:03] ---**
You're being such a bothersome old man.
**[18:06] ---**
I'm sorry about this.
We're only making more work for you.
**[18:10] ---**
It's no problem in the slightest.
**[18:13] ---**
Go on and guide him, Tahara.
**[18:15] ---**
This way, Master Sambo.
**[18:17] ---**
Okay...
**[18:19] ---**
"Message"
**[18:30] ---**
Welcome, Madam and Master Sambo.
**[18:35] ---**
This feels like I've stumbled
into another world or something...
**[18:42] ---**
Hurry up, Gramps. Have her take a look already.
**[18:45] ---**
You meddling woman.
A man like me won't run away.
**[18:49] ---**
Get on with it, you senile old man!
**[18:52] ---**
Master Sambo, are you ready
to begin the examination?
**[18:58] ---**
I'm so sorry, Ma'am,
for showing you such a ghastly thing.
**[19:03] ---**
The venom of a Scarecrow did this to me.
**[19:06] ---**
I see.
**[19:08] ---**
These days, I can only see
the outline of people at best.
**[19:12] ---**
I'd be so grateful if you can
make it any better.
**[19:16] ---**
Rest assured.
**[19:18] ---**
In the country I'm from, we have
a medicine that treats your symptoms.
**[19:23] ---**
Oh, Ma'am! Are you serious?
**[19:27] ---**
Yes, please wait a moment.
**[19:34] ---**
She plans to just use medicine to cure his eyes.
**[19:37] ---**
After all, it might be a bit too much
to show Madam her "Hand of God."
**[19:53] ---**
Please look up.
**[19:54] ---**
Like this?
**[20:01] ---**
Master Sambo, slowly open your eyes, please.
**[20:10] ---**
I can see! I can see!
My eyes are back to normal!
**[20:16] ---**
Gramps, are you serious?
**[20:18] ---**
Oh, Madam! You've fattened up
since I last saw you!
**[20:22] ---**
What did you eat to get so big?
**[20:25] ---**
Would you shut up, you walking corpse?!
**[20:31] ---**
I can see out of my eyes! I can see!
**[20:34] ---**
Why don't you go run off
and return to Arts already?
**[20:38] ---**
He'll be delighted, I'm sure.
**[20:40] ---**
Th-That's right! Lord Arts!
Sambo is coming back to serve you!
**[20:49] ---**
I'm so sorry for the ruckus we've caused.
**[20:52] ---**
I'll pay for all the trouble in his place.
**[20:56] ---**
This is... a holy lambda coin...
**[20:59] ---**
Its value depends on the market,
**[21:01] ---**
but I've heard they're worth
100 giant gold coins at the least.
***SIGN*** "Holy Lambda Coin" "Giant Gold Coin = 2,000,000 yen x 100 = 200,000,000 yen"
**[21:09] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[21:10] ---**
It's fine. That stubborn old blockhead
is indebted to me thanks to you.
**[21:16] ---**
That's worth much more to me
than any number of holy lambda coins.
**[21:22] ---**
Then, if you insist...
**[21:24] ---**
I have a feeling you and I
will develop a great relationship.
**[21:28] ---**
Oh, what a coincidence. I thought so too.
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Tahara. How do you feel about being
unable to meet your little sister here?
**[23:17] ---**
Manami...
**[23:19] ---**
Manami!
**[23:22] ---**
Uh...
**[23:23] ---**
It's fine! With us running
a business like we're in the Yakuza,
**[23:27] ---**
it's better that she's not around!
**[23:30] ---**
That's Tahara for you.
Talk about sister complex.
**[23:33] ---**
What's sister complex mean?
**[23:36] ---**
Next time, *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 10. "Madam Roars."
**[23:36] ---**
"Madam Roars"
# E10 - Madam Roars
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8KQ7P/madam-roars)
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**[00:01] ---**
"Holy Capital" "10 Years Ago"
**[00:08] ---**
"Luna, Age 6" "Eagle, Age 6"
**[00:11] ---**
Come on, hurry up and run!
**[00:13] ---**
W-Wait up, Luna!
**[00:16] ---**
If we don't get there fast,
all the bread will be gone!
**[00:19] ---**
I-I understand that, but...
**[00:23] ---**
With this much, we can even buy black bread!
**[00:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[00:30] ---**
It's so frustrating...
**[00:32] ---**
What?
**[00:36] ---**
Someday, I'm going to eat here
every day if I want to.
**[00:42] ---**
You and I both know that's pretty impossible.
**[00:45] ---**
You're so used to losing because
you give up before you even try!
**[00:50] ---**
I don't know what to tell you...
**[00:57] ---**
Hey now. What are poor filthy rats
like you doing in a place like this?
**[01:02] ---**
At least use the bridge
so we won't have to look at you.
**[01:08] ---**
This brat thinks she can snarl at us.
**[01:12] ---**
That explains why it smells like a beast.
**[01:14] ---**
Now my meal is completely ruined.
**[01:18] ---**
Don't do it, Luna.
**[01:20] ---**
I'll make you regret this.
**[01:23] ---**
Did you say something?
**[01:25] ---**
When I'm older, I'm lined up
to join the Holy Church.
**[01:29] ---**
I'll become a Holy Maiden.
**[01:31] ---**
And when I do, I'll make you regret
everything you've just said to us.
**[01:36] ---**
You've gone nuts, brat.
I've had enough of your--
**[01:39] ---**
I would just love to get all of your names.
**[01:44] ---**
I'm not introducing myself to rats!
**[01:47] ---**
L-Luna! You went way too far!
**[01:52] ---**
I refuse to lose to people like that.
**[01:56] ---**
After all, I put in more
effort than anyone else.
**[02:09] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:17] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:20] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:24] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:27] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:32] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:39] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:46] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:52] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[03:02] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[03:05] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[03:08] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[03:12] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[03:15] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[03:19] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[03:22] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[03:25] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[03:29] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[03:31] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[03:36] ---**
"Madam Roars"
**[03:42] ---**
Luna Elegant.
**[03:42] ---**
"2 Years Later"
**[03:44] ---**
You have faithfully abided
by the teachings of the Cherub,
**[03:45] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Age 8"
**[03:48] ---**
put into practice all you've learned,
**[03:50] ---**
and have reached an age
befitting of a Holy Maiden.
**[03:54] ---**
As of today, you are to enter the Holy Church,
**[03:57] ---**
and train to become worthy of a Holy Maiden.
**[04:01] ---**
It's with great honor that I accept.
**[04:04] ---**
Good.
**[04:07] ---**
I should mention that I have
a servant I'd like to bring along.
**[04:12] ---**
I know.
**[04:13] ---**
Oh? I'm impressed you've done
so much research about me.
**[04:17] ---**
That individual is no longer part of our world.
**[04:21] ---**
They were executed.
**[04:28] ---**
Research revealed they were
a demihuman, you see.
**[04:31] ---**
To think they infiltrated the Holy Capital...
**[04:35] ---**
A-A demihuman?
**[04:38] ---**
B-But I know they didn't do anything bad at all!
**[04:43] ---**
Being demihuman is a sin in itself.
**[04:47] ---**
Are you not someone who's striving
to become a Holy Maiden?
**[04:51] ---**
That's right.
**[04:53] ---**
In that case, you must be more
careful with whom you associate.
**[05:02] ---**
They're dead now...
**[05:05] ---**
According to the Holy Church
that follows the teachings,
**[05:08] ---**
demihumans can never be accepted.
**[05:14] ---**
Two years later, I became a Holy Maiden.
**[05:17] ---**
I was allowed to use "Light"
and even "Golden" magic
**[05:19] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Age 10"
**[05:21] ---**
because they saw my talent in magic.
**[05:24] ---**
Rabby, an impoverished village
where Bunnies blessed by the Cherub live.
**[05:24] ---**
"Dona Dona"
**[05:35] ---**
If I had been Lord here and had
stood at a position of power,
**[05:40] ---**
I might have been able to prevent their death.
**[05:44] ---**
O Cherub, please give me power...
**[05:49] ---**
Luna... Luna...
**[05:53] ---**
Cherub?!
**[05:55] ---**
Cherub? You've clearly been daydreaming.
Can you hear me, Luna?
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, Luna.
**[06:02] ---**
Oh, it was Demon Lord's voice!
**[06:05] ---**
So? What it is it? Do you want something?
**[06:08] ---**
You've got to be kidding me...
**[06:09] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai" "Shrimpfry Butterfly"
**[06:10] ---**
Madam and I are heading your way
as planned. Are you ready for us?
**[06:15] ---**
Of course, I was born ready!
Who do you think I am?
**[06:20] ---**
I see. Then I guess you talking
in your sleep was just my imagination.
**[06:25] ---**
I don't know what you mean!
**[06:29] ---**
In that case, I'm counting on you, Luna.
**[06:32] ---**
You've got it!
**[06:36] ---**
Madam, you're about to behold the main
attraction of our hot spring resort.
**[06:41] ---**
It's been one surprise after another
since my arrival...
**[06:45] ---**
...and yet you say this is only the beginning.
**[06:48] ---**
Well, you'll just have to see for yourself.
**[06:52] ---**
Jeez, Madam! You're so slow!
**[06:56] ---**
Come on! Hurry, hurry!
**[07:00] ---**
My, my... You sure are a spunky one today.
**[07:04] ---**
"Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
**[07:04] ---**
This is where I take my leave.
Please relax and enjoy yourself.
**[07:10] ---**
Thank you.
**[07:11] ---**
This way, Madam! Let's go!
**[07:15] ---**
This is the public bath!
**[07:24] ---**
You're telling me... all of these are baths?
**[07:30] ---**
Let's start by washing off!
**[07:32] ---**
My! What is this? Some sort of magic crystal?
**[07:38] ---**
It's called a shower!
**[07:41] ---**
Allow me to wash your back, hop!
**[07:44] ---**
It feels like all the built-up filth
is melting right off my body.
**[07:51] ---**
Doesn't it? I don't think I could live
anymore if I didn't get to do this.
**[07:58] ---**
I can wash your hair, bunny!
**[08:07] ---**
We start with the shampoo to wash away grime...
**[08:09] ---**
...and this rinse does wonders for healing
damage to the scalp and hair.
**[08:21] ---**
We could call it a day right now
and I'd still be satisfied.
**[08:26] ---**
Don't be silly, Madam.
**[08:28] ---**
I haven't even begun showing off my-- I mean...
**[08:31] ---**
There's still so much more I want to show you.
**[08:34] ---**
As usual, you're such a selfish
and straightforward girl.
**[08:39] ---**
Come on, Madam! Hurry up!
**[08:41] ---**
Yeah, yeah...
**[08:45] ---**
First up is this, Madam!
It's called a carbon dioxide bath.
**[08:50] ---**
What peculiar water this is...
**[08:54] ---**
This is... Ah... It's so good!
**[08:58] ---**
It almost feels like my whole body
is being set free.
**[09:02] ---**
Oh, get this, Madam!
**[09:04] ---**
This bath water is incredibly
good for your skin!
**[09:11] ---**
My skin... My rough skin is gone!
**[09:14] ---**
Come on, Madam! Let's go to the next one!
**[09:19] ---**
Huh? D-Don't run so fast, Luna!
**[09:27] ---**
This is the herbal bath.
Doesn't it smell so nice?
**[09:31] ---**
Are we in a forest?
It smells so refreshing in here!
**[09:41] ---**
It's an aroma that seeps right into your skin!
**[09:47] ---**
I see... You're very much in love too, Luna.
**[09:53] ---**
H-Huh?! What are you talking about?!
**[09:57] ---**
It's no use hiding it.
You like him, don't you? That Demon Lord...
**[10:03] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous! Why would I like him?!
**[10:08] ---**
Oh, Luna, that man will be one hard nut to crack.
**[10:12] ---**
If you don't polish up your feminine side,
he may never even look your way.
**[10:18] ---**
U-Uh... I think we've talked enough about him!
**[10:23] ---**
Whoa! Hold up, Luna!
**[10:29] ---**
This is what they call a salt sauna.
**[10:31] ---**
I'll show you exactly what to do
when you use one.
**[10:35] ---**
Salt, you say?
**[10:37] ---**
First, you wait for a sweat to build up.
**[10:40] ---**
And once it does, you gently rub
on the salt and coat your skin.
**[10:46] ---**
You then wait a while and wash off
all the salt in the shower.
**[10:51] ---**
And then repeat again!
**[10:54] ---**
Yeah?
**[10:56] ---**
I did this yesterday and
the results were amazing!
**[11:00] ---**
I could practically see my
excess skin falling right off.
**[11:04] ---**
All my old skin peeled away just like that...
**[11:07] ---**
...and left my skin feeling smooth and reborn!
**[11:10] ---**
It felt like I had less meat on
my stomach and thighs too!
**[11:16] ---**
Um, what's the matter, Madam?!
**[11:23] ---**
Eek!
**[11:24] ---**
Hell yeah!
**[11:28] ---**
Wh-What?
**[11:30] ---**
Luna, I've made up my mind!
**[11:33] ---**
About what?
**[11:35] ---**
"Shrimpfry Butterfly" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: Unknown" "Height: Around 170cm"
**[11:40] ---**
"Oysterfry Butterfly" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: Unknown" "Height: Around 170cm"
**[11:47] ---**
Madam Shrimpfry went to
Rabby Village for a vacation?!
**[11:51] ---**
"Angel White"
**[11:51] ---**
You mean he's lured in not only
our little sister, but Madam too?!
**[11:58] ---**
Queen, look at this!
**[12:00] ---**
"Killer Queen"
**[12:01] ---**
Hmm, vacation, huh?
**[12:04] ---**
Who cares?
**[12:05] ---**
Hey now! Don't brush it off so easily!
**[12:09] ---**
This means the Demon Lord has won
the favor of that Madam!
**[12:15] ---**
Demon Lord this, Demon Lord that.
Isn't he just Luna's favorite pet?
**[12:21] ---**
Why are you not taking this more seriously?!
**[12:25] ---**
Because I ran into that shithead Luna in Yahoo.
**[12:29] ---**
You should've seen the womanly
charms she was giving him.
**[12:34] ---**
That shithead has fallen in love.
**[12:37] ---**
Who cares about love?
This is a crisis of the kingdom!
**[12:43] ---**
Well, you wouldn't exactly understand.
**[12:46] ---**
Hopefully you can find love someday.
**[12:49] ---**
I'll even pray for you as a Holy Maiden.
**[12:51] ---**
Don't talk like I'm some pitiful girl, please.
**[12:55] ---**
I'm trying to have a serious conversation.
**[12:58] ---**
O holy someone way up in Heaven...
**[13:01] ---**
How's it go again?
**[13:03] ---**
I pray my big sister isn't always unwanted.
**[13:08] ---**
Also, Mr. Zero... I love you.
**[13:12] ---**
I adore you!
**[13:14] ---**
You just wanted to finish with that, didn't you?
**[13:17] ---**
Mr. Zero...
**[13:18] ---**
There's still more?!
**[13:27] ---**
"Isami Tahara"
**[13:28] ---**
Oh, it's just Tahara.
**[13:31] ---**
That "just" was unwarranted.
**[13:34] ---**
I've been working since this morning, you know.
**[13:38] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[13:38] ---**
Is that a map of the village?
**[13:40] ---**
The facilities are placed differently though.
**[13:43] ---**
Hmm, that's right.
**[13:46] ---**
Are you unsatisfied with where
the Chief placed the buildings?
**[13:51] ---**
Situations change, so locations must too.
**[13:54] ---**
And I should mention, I already got
the Chief's permission to do this.
**[13:59] ---**
Yeah? In that case, it's fine.
**[14:01] ---**
You know, to think you were this devoted
to the Chief blows my mind.
**[14:08] ---**
I just don't know what's gotten into you.
**[14:11] ---**
More like, have you changed
your hobbies up or something?
**[14:16] ---**
When it comes to you, I always thought
you were a hardcore little boy lover.
**[14:16] ---**
Little boy Aku, little boy Luna,
little boy Tron! It's too much!
**[14:16] ---**
"Little boys!!"
**[14:22] ---**
There's so many Bunny brats
for you to choose from too.
**[14:27] ---**
Lately, no other guys but
the Chief even enter my mind.
**[14:31] ---**
Is that right?
**[14:33] ---**
Please, stay as you are.
Stay sweet like this forever...
**[14:37] ---**
...for the sake of this world.
**[14:39] ---**
In any case, it looks like you're
changing a whole lot of things.
**[14:43] ---**
Yeah, kinda.
**[14:45] ---**
I'm thinking about dividing it up into
sections that serve different purposes.
**[14:50] ---**
Sort of like so...
**[14:52] ---**
Medical section, business section,
commoner section, and Bunny section.
**[14:57] ---**
Sounds like it'll take a lot of money.
**[15:00] ---**
About that... We'd be exchanging your
holy coin thing for all that we need.
**[15:06] ---**
Yeah? I'm so glad my work came in handy!
**[15:10] ---**
I know. Chief was really happy,
saying you'll be a great source of revenue.
**[15:18] ---**
Please, let her stay sweet like this forever...
**[15:21] ---**
Seriously. I'm begging you.
**[15:24] ---**
But, I'm thinking...
**[15:26] ---**
If you're changing things up this much,
why not ask Madam's opinion?
**[15:32] ---**
I refuse.
**[15:33] ---**
Listen, you might say that this is our castle.
**[15:37] ---**
Madam gets no say in what we do.
**[15:40] ---**
I'm not letting some noble
dictate what we do in our territory.
**[15:45] ---**
It sets a dangerous precedent.
**[15:47] ---**
Yu...
**[15:49] ---**
...are you that stupid?
**[15:52] ---**
I'll kill you.
**[15:55] ---**
Did you forget the Nightless City incident?
**[16:00] ---**
I'm sorry. It was a careless remark.
**[16:04] ---**
Though Chief said he's going the
opposite direction as the Great Empire.
**[16:10] ---**
He did. He also said going down
that same path would be boring.
**[16:15] ---**
Yu, are you fine with that?
**[16:20] ---**
The thing about me, Tahara...
**[16:22] ---**
I was touched by the world's fault.
**[16:24] ---**
There you go again with the crazy talk.
**[16:28] ---**
What's more, I can feel the presence
of God within the Chief.
**[16:37] ---**
What the hell?
**[16:38] ---**
What's it you say?
Unlocking the mysteries of the body or something?
**[16:43] ---**
Is this a new favorite saying
to replace the old one?
**[16:47] ---**
No, it's not.
**[16:49] ---**
As time goes on, that feeling
only gets stronger.
**[16:53] ---**
Can't you vaguely sense it's true?
**[17:05] ---**
I'm pretty sure I'm as healthy
as it gets, but...
**[17:08] ---**
Don't say that. Everyone should get
regular checkups just in case.
**[17:13] ---**
And it would be awful if
something happened to you.
**[17:16] ---**
Well, I suppose...
**[17:25] ---**
I-I think I'm done here.
**[17:28] ---**
I'll just come and see you when I feel sick.
**[17:31] ---**
Huh? You mustn't go, Chief.
**[17:34] ---**
Your examination isn't over yet.
**[17:38] ---**
Ah, your chest is so hot to the touch...
**[17:41] ---**
And so hard... and manly...
**[17:45] ---**
L-Let's wrap it up. I've got to get
started with some other work.
**[17:49] ---**
We can continue this later.
**[17:51] ---**
Aww, Chief!
**[18:19] ---**
This is where it's at...
**[18:24] ---**
An outdoor bath in a fantasy world...
**[18:27] ---**
I found you.
**[18:29] ---**
It's the runt! What the hell
are you doing here?!
**[18:34] ---**
You worked hard all today.
**[18:36] ---**
Let me wash that long hair of yours.
**[18:36] ---**
"Tron"
**[18:40] ---**
This here's the men's bath, runt!
**[18:43] ---**
I'm not a runt. My name is Tron.
**[18:48] ---**
What would Yu or Luna say if they saw this?
Hurry up and leave!
**[18:53] ---**
And at least wear a towel!
**[18:56] ---**
I don't mind being seen by Zero.
**[18:59] ---**
I'm not Zero! And don't ever call me
that with people around!
**[19:07] ---**
All right. What I just saw will be
a secret between Zero and me.
**[19:12] ---**
Enough about Zero.
Head to the women's bath already.
**[19:20] ---**
Oh, my...
**[19:28] ---**
Well, it's no surprise the TV doesn't work.
**[19:35] ---**
If this were the same as the game,
the dining room would be stocked...
**[19:39] ---**
...and steamed buns would
automatically be put in the rooms.
**[19:44] ---**
I guess we're out of luck as far
as food is concerned.
**[19:49] ---**
Though, the consumables are being
replenished all on their own,
**[19:53] ---**
so it's not like everything's a bust.
**[20:03] ---**
"Aku"
**[20:03] ---**
Demon Lord! This hot spring resort is really amazing!
**[20:08] ---**
The water, the baths, everything!
**[20:10] ---**
Calm down, Aku.
**[20:12] ---**
I went in the one called an herbal bath today!
**[20:16] ---**
Mmm?
**[20:17] ---**
It's true, you do smell sweet like herbs.
**[20:20] ---**
Really?
**[20:23] ---**
Are you sleeping with me again?
**[20:32] ---**
Aku! Didn't I say you had to be
my body pillow today?!
**[20:37] ---**
If you're looking for Aku,
she's sleeping with me.
**[20:40] ---**
Y-You pervert!
**[20:42] ---**
What do you plan on doing to her?
**[20:45] ---**
I don't know what you're imagining,
but I'm sure your head is in naughty places.
**[20:58] ---**
S-Since you leave me no choice,
I guess I'll have to sleep here tonight too.
**[21:04] ---**
How can this bed be so incredibly soft?
It's unbelievable...
**[21:12] ---**
H-Hey! Y-You just touched my butt, didn't you?!
**[21:17] ---**
How many times are you
going to falsely accuse me?
**[21:22] ---**
I-It's no use denying it.
**[21:24] ---**
I-I'll have to keep watch
on this bad hand of yours.
**[21:28] ---**
Hey now...
**[21:31] ---**
I-It's pretty hard, isn't it?
And your veins are throbbing...
**[21:36] ---**
Would you stop saying things
that sound all wrong?
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Demon Lord!
**[23:12] ---**
Hmm? Got a cold, Aku? Your voice...
**[23:15] ---**
Ugh, I'm the same way...
**[23:18] ---**
Tron too.
**[23:19] ---**
Anyways, why are the
three of you wearing shorts?
**[23:22] ---**
Ch-Chief. Just this once,
would you let me turn you into a little boy?
**[23:28] ---**
Little boy, little boy,
little boy, little boy...
**[23:31] ---**
Little boy!
**[23:32] ---**
W-Was that a dream?
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 11. "Yukikaze Attacks."
**[23:37] ---**
"Yukikaze Attacks."
# E11 - Yukikaze Attacks
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN0JM4/yukikaze-attacks)
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***SIGN*** "To Aku & Luna: I'm heading to the Holy Capital but I'll be back by nightfall, so behave and wait here for me. Don't come and try to look for me there. That means you, Luna. It would only cause more trouble. - Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:08] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:13] ---**
"Aku"
**[00:14] ---**
Demon Lord... The hot spring
makes my skin... so smooth.
**[00:23] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[00:24] ---**
My butt is... so smooth.
**[00:30] ---**
Lately, it's been so hectic and busy.
**[00:33] ---**
But since I left a note behind,
I can finally spread my wings and explore.
**[00:38] ---**
Oh my, how wonderful!
**[00:39] ---**
He's so handsome!
**[00:46] ---**
"Mikan" "Yukikaze"
**[00:47] ---**
I had a dream about the old man last night.
**[00:49] ---**
He's so manly!
**[00:51] ---**
Again?
**[00:53] ---**
I honestly don't know how to react
when you tell me that every time.
**[00:59] ---**
Even after waking up,
my butt still burns like a fire!
**[01:04] ---**
Gimme a break! It's too early for this!
**[01:12] ---**
Hey! W-Wait, Yukikaze!
**[01:15] ---**
Old man!
**[01:21] ---**
We finally meet again!
**[01:27] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:35] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:38] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:41] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:45] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:50] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:57] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:03] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:10] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:20] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:23] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:26] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:30] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:33] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:37] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:40] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:43] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:47] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:49] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:54] ---**
"Yukikaze Attacks"
**[03:02] ---**
Huh? No way, Demon Lord?! R-Really?
**[03:05] ---**
Oh? It's been a while.
**[03:09] ---**
Although I made it sound like we're old friends,
**[03:11] ---**
I can't remember their names for the life of me.
**[03:14] ---**
It's been so crazy lately
that it's understandable, but...
**[03:18] ---**
It's too bad this world doesn't
have name cards or anything.
**[03:23] ---**
Hmm? Name cards, huh?
**[03:26] ---**
Those actually might catch on here.
**[03:29] ---**
It might work out good for Rabby...
**[03:31] ---**
...considering how sad it is
they're only famous for carrots.
**[03:35] ---**
Um, where have you been, old man?
**[03:38] ---**
Hmm? Oh...
**[03:41] ---**
I've set up base in Rabby Village
and we're working to revamp it.
**[03:46] ---**
Oh, really? Then the rumor was true after all.
**[03:50] ---**
Then what brings you here?
**[03:52] ---**
I need to ask the Adventurer's Guild
a couple of things.
**[03:56] ---**
The Guild? What do you want to know?
**[03:59] ---**
Well, regarding the dungeons up in the north...
**[04:02] ---**
I actually want to ask about items
that ward against magic, but...
**[04:07] ---**
The Guild won't be able to tell you much
about things outside the country.
**[04:13] ---**
But I can teach you! Leave it to me!
**[04:15] ---**
Wh-What?! Yukikaze!
**[04:17] ---**
Don't just say things willy-nilly!
You're talking to the Demon Lord!
**[04:20] ---**
Then why don't you go home, sit in a corner,
and turn into frozen Mikan?
**[04:26] ---**
Who you calling frozen Mikan?!
And why should I sit in the corner?!
**[04:30] ---**
At least let me sit in the center of the room!
**[04:30] ---**
I see... So these two were
Yukikaze and Mikan, huh?
**[04:32] ---**
Does it even matter, frozen Mikan?
**[04:34] ---**
Stop calling me that, idiot!
**[04:34] ---**
That shouldn't be so hard to remember.
**[04:36] ---**
I think I'll give this tag-team
the nickname Yukimikan.
**[04:41] ---**
Anyways, old man...
There's a favorite place of mine nearby.
**[04:46] ---**
I want to treat you as thanks
for all you've done.
**[04:49] ---**
I believe I told you before.
There's no need to pay me back.
**[04:57] ---**
Yes... You said it was important for you too.
**[05:01] ---**
That's right.
**[05:04] ---**
She's really got such pure white skin...
**[05:08] ---**
It makes her seem so mystical,
like fallen snow that never melts.
**[05:13] ---**
It may not be lunch yet,
but you can drink there any time!
**[05:17] ---**
Drink, huh?
**[05:20] ---**
Gulp!
**[05:21] ---**
It's been a while since I craved a drink.
**[05:24] ---**
I've hardly had a moment
of peace to myself lately.
**[05:29] ---**
It's this way!
**[05:31] ---**
I'll follow you from behind.
**[05:33] ---**
We're not kids anymore,
so we don't need to hold hands.
**[05:37] ---**
Please. If you don't... I'll get lost.
**[05:41] ---**
You will?!
**[05:43] ---**
That was close!
**[05:45] ---**
I almost shouted that out on instinct!
**[05:49] ---**
She looks like the type of girl that
quietly reads books at the library, but...
**[05:54] ---**
...she's a huge airhead?
**[05:56] ---**
Mikan, lead the way.
**[05:59] ---**
Fine then, sheesh!
**[06:01] ---**
I've just gotta take you there, right?
What a crummy day...
**[06:05] ---**
This Mikan girl, on the other hand,
doesn't seem to care for me much.
**[06:10] ---**
Then again, with a name like Demon Lord,
I shouldn't expect to be liked.
**[06:15] ---**
I've just got to put up with it until
business in Rabby Village takes off.
**[06:21] ---**
Maze of affection. Labyrinth Love.
**[06:24] ---**
What in the world is she talking about?
**[06:27] ---**
"Bar" "Noma Noma"
**[06:30] ---**
Owner, three ales! We brought you a customer!
**[06:34] ---**
Oh, if it isn't Mikan!
**[06:36] ---**
It's not very often that
you bring along a-- Huh?
**[06:40] ---**
Hmm? Does she know me from somewhere?
**[06:43] ---**
I wonder if she got involved
in the chaos the other day...
**[06:46] ---**
It's the Demon Lord everyone's
talking about! Nice job, Mikan!
**[06:46] ---**
"Iei"
**[06:50] ---**
Oh, was that you? Come here and sit with us!
I'll buy you a beer!
**[06:55] ---**
Huh? Who's that?
**[06:56] ---**
You idiot! He's the one who
blew Carnival into smithereens!
**[07:01] ---**
Hey, go grab the boys for this!
**[07:08] ---**
Old man, come sit over here!
**[07:14] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
**[07:17] ---**
Every shop in the area is grateful
for what you've done.
**[07:21] ---**
Drink as much as you want
since it's on the house today!
**[07:27] ---**
In any case, I might as well
start drinking, then.
**[07:31] ---**
We can talk afterwards.
**[07:36] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:38] ---**
Helping you drink.
**[07:40] ---**
Is this some hostess bar?!
**[07:42] ---**
What kind of idiot would drink
like this in the morning?!
**[07:46] ---**
Besides, people don't want
to be bothered when they drink...
**[07:49] ---**
...and prefer to help themselves!
**[07:52] ---**
I'm sorry, but let me drink on my own.
**[07:56] ---**
That's too bad.
**[08:02] ---**
This is good.
**[08:03] ---**
Oh, man! This makes all the hard work
these past few days worth it!
**[08:10] ---**
Why is she drinking my ale when she has her own?
**[08:15] ---**
It went so deep... down your throat!
**[08:18] ---**
Quit saying weird stuff!
**[08:20] ---**
Jeez, everything that comes out
of her mouth is ridiculous...
**[08:25] ---**
Indirect kiss. Love is bubblicious.
**[08:29] ---**
Sorry, but could you talk using real words?
**[08:34] ---**
Yukikaze sure never changes.
**[08:37] ---**
Here, I brought you some things to snack on.
**[08:40] ---**
Oh? Let's see...
**[08:45] ---**
It's normal in a good way.
**[08:46] ---**
It's normal?
That's a pretty rude way of putting it!
**[08:50] ---**
Sorry. I mean no offense, but...
**[08:53] ---**
I tried something similar to this in Yahoo,
but it wasn't very good at all.
**[08:59] ---**
Oh, I see what you mean.
**[09:01] ---**
But trying to compare here to there
is a huge mistake.
**[09:07] ---**
I get the feeling that bar owner
is pretty good at what she does.
**[09:13] ---**
Does this girl only eat what people
already put in their mouths?
**[09:17] ---**
The old man's thick stuff... is oozing!
**[09:21] ---**
I told you to quit saying weird stuff!
**[09:24] ---**
Ah, that's the only way Yukikaze
knows how to talk, so give it up.
**[09:32] ---**
Could it be she's not an airhead,
but a total pervert?
**[09:36] ---**
Unless I hurry along the conversation,
I might end up in an infinite loop.
**[09:43] ---**
So, I'd like to get on to the subject already.
**[09:46] ---**
Mmm?
**[09:48] ---**
"Iei" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 45" "Height: 168cm"
**[09:53] ---**
"Angel White" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 18" "Height: 165cm"
**[09:59] ---**
I'm unfamiliar with the customs
and adventurer system in this area.
**[10:05] ---**
I honestly don't want to talk
to Demon Lord, but...
**[10:09] ---**
Considering he's saved us twice now,
I guess I have to.
**[10:14] ---**
I'm not sure what to tell you
about the adventurer system.
**[10:18] ---**
I mean, we fight monsters, earn rewards,
**[10:21] ---**
and I guess find treasure in ruins and dungeons?
**[10:27] ---**
The guild accepts various requests,
tasks them to the adventurers,
**[10:31] ---**
and receives a finder's fee.
**[10:33] ---**
Also, adventurers take parts off monsters
and sell them to the guild.
**[10:39] ---**
The nicer the part is, the more it sells for.
**[10:43] ---**
There's also rankings given to adventurers.
**[10:46] ---**
Yeah. The higher your rank,
the better terms and treatment you get.
**[10:52] ---**
Guilds with skilled adventurers
make out like a bandit.
**[10:56] ---**
That's why guilds always compete for them.
**[11:00] ---**
That seems pretty similar
to professional sports players.
**[11:03] ---**
If you're good enough,
teams scout you and offer tons of money.
**[11:07] ---**
They good players can pick
whichever team gives the best offer.
**[11:12] ---**
When money is short,
some become mercenaries too.
**[11:15] ---**
Mercenaries, huh?
**[11:17] ---**
For those not skilled enough,
you do whatever it takes to get by.
**[11:22] ---**
In that way, this world
isn't so different than mine.
**[11:27] ---**
Sometimes monsters are hard
to come by, even in dungeons.
**[11:31] ---**
Well, it doesn't exactly
sound like a stable job.
**[11:35] ---**
They're not office workers, after all.
**[11:37] ---**
It's not like they can count on
a monthly salary or any kind of bonus.
**[11:42] ---**
They're basically self-employed
workers who put their life on the line.
**[11:48] ---**
In wartime like this, a lot of people
have nothing to do.
**[11:52] ---**
In wartime?
**[11:53] ---**
When there's war, it's much harder
to get into the northern countries.
**[11:57] ---**
There're spies and agents everywhere.
**[12:00] ---**
By the way you talk,
I take it there's times of peace too.
**[12:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:05] ---**
The warring has gone on for so long,
there's profit to be made during peace.
**[12:11] ---**
If there's war all year long, the trades
and the crops might never recover.
**[12:17] ---**
That would ruin everyone in no time.
**[12:19] ---**
I learned more than I was expecting. Thank you.
**[12:24] ---**
If it's you, I'll tell you anything.
**[12:29] ---**
Is it just me, or is she a bit too close?
**[12:32] ---**
This goes beyond being friendly...
**[12:35] ---**
Ahem! So, what kind of items
do people discover in dungeons?
**[12:41] ---**
Um, there's all sorts, but...
**[12:44] ---**
For example, with weapons and armor,
**[12:47] ---**
they can be broken down
into basically five categories.
**[12:51] ---**
Things made from your basic metal
and leather are called "Normal."
**[12:56] ---**
Whereas "Solid" items are made from
monster fangs, pelts, scales, and such.
**[13:02] ---**
But unless you're skilled,
those are tough to make.
**[13:05] ---**
Then you've got "High-End" items
made with special materials or metals.
**[13:10] ---**
Only Dwarves can build those.
It's impossible for a human.
**[13:14] ---**
The next I don't know a whole much about,
**[13:17] ---**
but there are "Uniques" that a handful
of S-Rank adventurers wield.
**[13:21] ---**
Finally, there's items called "Legendaries."
**[13:24] ---**
That's what the Holy Maiden's
hammer and staves are.
**[13:28] ---**
I see...
**[13:30] ---**
For as messed up as she is,
she's still a Holy Maiden.
**[13:35] ---**
We try to find unidentified items too.
**[13:38] ---**
You can name them yourself!
**[13:40] ---**
Oh? That's very intriguing.
**[13:43] ---**
We could think of a nice name
together to give our new baby.
**[13:48] ---**
We're not newlyweds!
**[13:49] ---**
Gah! I couldn't help myself!
**[13:52] ---**
It's no use! I lose my groove around her!
**[13:55] ---**
This friendliness is plain messed up!
**[13:59] ---**
Then again, they've taught me a great deal.
**[14:02] ---**
There's just one more thing I need to confirm...
**[14:06] ---**
Tell me, can you find any
decent items sold at shops?
**[14:10] ---**
Items that you find all over are mass produced.
**[14:13] ---**
They're not very effective.
**[14:15] ---**
Couldn't you get better items
as long as you have the money?
**[14:19] ---**
Like armor strong against magic,
or swords that slice through hard scales?
**[14:24] ---**
To defend against level four and five magic,
it needs to be Unique level.
**[14:29] ---**
But I bet a weapon of yours could
take down any opponent.
**[14:33] ---**
Hmm...
**[14:35] ---**
In any case, I need to go and confirm
all this info with my own eyes.
**[14:40] ---**
Fortunately, the village
preparations are complete...
**[14:43] ---**
...and Tahara can easily take care of the rest.
**[14:47] ---**
Rather, leaving everything to him
will produce better results anyways.
**[14:52] ---**
Achoo!
**[14:55] ---**
"Isami Tahara"
**[14:57] ---**
The north, huh?
**[15:00] ---**
I think I'll have to go there myself.
**[15:04] ---**
Old man... If you're going north,
I want you to take me with you.
**[15:11] ---**
Take you?
**[15:14] ---**
Despite my looks, I'm a B-Rank adventurer.
I'd be helpful.
**[15:19] ---**
It's true, I could use a guide
and someone with experience.
**[15:25] ---**
Yu and Tahara are busy with the village,
so they can't come.
**[15:28] ---**
And bringing the kids along
is out of the question.
**[15:31] ---**
Plus, Tron might be persecuted
if she leaves the village.
**[15:35] ---**
All right. If it's not any trouble,
I might take you up on that.
**[15:40] ---**
As with anything, we should learn
from those with experience.
**[15:46] ---**
Leave it to me. You won't regret it.
**[15:50] ---**
Man, she sure says weird things sometimes.
**[15:53] ---**
But can you believe how beautiful a girl she is?
**[15:56] ---**
With my evil face and her tagging along,
**[15:56] ---**
"Man"
**[15:59] ---**
I feel like no one will stop us for inspections.
**[16:03] ---**
If you act now, Mikan will come as an extra.
**[16:05] ---**
Don't add me to the party on your own!
And who are you calling an extra?!
**[16:10] ---**
Mmm. I'm counting on you too.
**[16:13] ---**
Don't count on me!
You two can go all the way there alone!
**[16:16] ---**
Go all the way?
Mikan, you're such a naughty one.
**[16:20] ---**
Argh! Would you just shut up?!
**[16:28] ---**
I cannot put this off a moment longer.
**[16:30] ---**
"Angel White"
**[16:31] ---**
O Seraph,
**[16:32] ---**
I must take the sacred Omega Staff into my possession.
**[16:37] ---**
Please, forgive me.
**[16:43] ---**
I need one of the miracles
the Omega Staff makes possible.
**[16:47] ---**
Instant Movement within
the Kingdom of Holy Light.
**[16:50] ---**
All the magic in this staff will be consumed...
**[16:54] ---**
...and used to bolster my magical power.
**[16:57] ---**
With the magic circle in this room,
the miracle can at last be employed.
**[17:02] ---**
O Seraph, please give me power...
**[17:07] ---**
I must rescue her.
**[17:09] ---**
Not just because she's a Holy Maiden,
but because she's my precious sister Luna as well.
**[17:14] ---**
Whether I must fight or negotiate with him,
**[17:17] ---**
as long as she remains his hostage,
I won't have the freedom to act.
**[17:22] ---**
Demon Lord, I won't let you do as you please.
**[17:27] ---**
"Seraph's Bound"
**[17:27] ---**
Seraph's Bound!
**[17:35] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
I didn't... screw it up, did I?
**[17:57] ---**
Hmm?
**[17:58] ---**
Hey, you lady there!
**[17:59] ---**
Uh, yes?
**[18:01] ---**
Are you the one we asked for
that can use "Light" magic or something?
**[18:06] ---**
Those magic crystals are all you.
**[18:08] ---**
H-Huh?
**[18:09] ---**
What are you standing around for?
**[18:11] ---**
And who shows up to do work
wearing a white dress like that?
**[18:15] ---**
You think work is that easy?
**[18:18] ---**
This ain't some ball, you know.
**[18:20] ---**
H-Huh?
**[18:23] ---**
Get on with it!
**[18:24] ---**
R-Right!
**[18:34] ---**
Why am I even doing this?
**[18:37] ---**
And who was that rude man anyways?
**[18:40] ---**
Sister!
**[18:42] ---**
Why are you here?
**[18:44] ---**
Luna!
**[18:45] ---**
Luna, we have to leave.
**[18:48] ---**
You're being tricked by that Demon Lord.
**[18:51] ---**
Huh? What in the world are you talking about?
**[18:55] ---**
Oh! Check this out, Sis! Aren't they so big?
**[18:59] ---**
Is this any time to be bragging about carrots?
**[19:02] ---**
Let's hurry back to the Holy Castle.
**[19:04] ---**
Hurry back? I don't think so!
**[19:07] ---**
I'm kinda busy revamping my territory!
**[19:10] ---**
And you know, it's such a monstrous undertaking!
**[19:14] ---**
Monstrous?
**[19:19] ---**
Is he planning to use this village
as a base to gather a horde of monsters?
**[19:25] ---**
In the first place, how did he get
the money for such a large operation?
**[19:31] ---**
I heard he sold a holy coin or something,
but I'm not exactly sure.
**[19:36] ---**
A-A sacred, holy coin?
**[19:38] ---**
Luna, they're calling for you over there.
**[19:41] ---**
Again? What is it this time?!
**[19:44] ---**
There's a big boulder blocking the way.
**[19:44] ---**
"Tron"
**[19:47] ---**
Break it with your goldie.
**[19:49] ---**
There's really no helping it!
**[19:51] ---**
Without me around,
no one can accomplish anything!
**[19:55] ---**
Hurry up and come.
**[19:57] ---**
Hold up! Quit pulling my clothes!
**[20:00] ---**
I'll talk to you later, Sis!
**[20:03] ---**
Kyon, Momo! Could you show
my sister to the hot springs?!
**[20:07] ---**
There's no doubt about it.
That girl has Devil blood.
**[20:12] ---**
She's a despicable "Devil."
**[20:13] ---**
"Kyon" "Momo"
**[20:14] ---**
We'll guide you there, hop!
**[20:19] ---**
Luna's already been bewitched to this extent...
**[20:24] ---**
Miss Luna will come a bit later,
but feel free to bathe without her, bunny.
**[20:29] ---**
Bathe?
**[20:33] ---**
Use the changing room just inside
to undress before you bathe, bunny.
**[20:42] ---**
I think the only way to free Luna
is to topple the Demon Lord.
**[20:43] ---**
"Men's Bath"
**[20:46] ---**
In any case, why a bath?
**[20:56] ---**
I suppose a bath is an appropriate
place to find out the bare truth.
**[21:01] ---**
This may end up being my
final chance to persuade Luna.
**[21:12] ---**
This is...?
**[21:14] ---**
These... are all baths?
**[21:17] ---**
All of them?!
**[21:20] ---**
Luna... I mean, what is the Demon Lord thinking?
**[21:25] ---**
Huh? That's...
**[21:34] ---**
There's more baths... outside?
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
I reach out my hand and brush aside
the bangs on Aku's face.
**[23:16] ---**
Demon Lord?
**[23:17] ---**
Yes... Your eyes are as pretty as ever.
**[23:20] ---**
I-I don't really like my eyes though.
**[23:23] ---**
But I do. Looking at them calms me down.
**[23:29] ---**
Though her eyes reflect two different colors,
it doesn't bother me at all.
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 12.
"White Angel and Demon Lord."
**[23:37] ---**
"White Angel and Demon Lord."
# E12 - Angel White and Demon Lord
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VJ3Z/white-angel-and-demon-lord)
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**[00:04] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:12] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[00:15] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[00:19] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[00:22] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[00:27] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[00:34] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[00:41] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[00:47] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[00:57] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:00] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:03] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:07] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:10] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:14] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:17] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:20] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:24] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[01:26] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:32] ---**
D-Demon Lord?!
**[01:37] ---**
Oh? What a rare intruder we have here today.
**[01:43] ---**
"White Angel and Demon Lord"
**[01:50] ---**
W-Were you...
**[01:52] ---**
"Angel White"
**[01:53] ---**
...waiting to ambush me or something?
**[01:56] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[01:57] ---**
This is a sacred place called an outdoor bath.
**[02:01] ---**
The only ones who cause a ruckus here
are kids who don't know better...
**[02:05] ---**
...and uncivilized fools.
**[02:07] ---**
I want to believe you fall
into neither of those groups.
**[02:13] ---**
Calm down, me! If I inadvertently
make her scream or shriek,
**[02:17] ---**
not only will my reputation crumble,
but my name will be ruined!
**[02:22] ---**
Take riding on a crowded train, for example.
**[02:25] ---**
Why is it, that without any damn reason at all,
**[02:26] ---**
"I'm telling you it wasn't me"
**[02:29] ---**
guys are instantly made the bad guy?
**[02:36] ---**
I won't be jailed for a dumb reason
like ogling at a Holy Maiden, will I?
**[02:48] ---**
Shit! Why does trouble like this
always follow me when I take a bath?!
**[02:53] ---**
And what's a Holy Maiden
doing in this village anyways?
**[02:56] ---**
Plus, isn't this the men's bath?
**[03:01] ---**
Could it be a honey trap or something?!
**[03:01] ---**
Sister!
**[03:04] ---**
What are you looking at?!
**[03:05] ---**
Wait... Even if it's possible they
set up a trap like that for me,
**[03:10] ---**
there's no way a woman who's the pinnacle
of the kingdom would take part in it.
**[03:16] ---**
If you've come all this way to find me,
I imagine it's for something important.
**[03:22] ---**
And believe it or not, I'm quite proud
of being able to lend an ear.
**[03:27] ---**
Something important? It's all because you--
**[03:30] ---**
Before that...
**[03:32] ---**
This appearance of yours is taxing for me.
**[03:36] ---**
I recommend you use this.
**[03:49] ---**
W-Were you staring at my naked body?!
**[03:53] ---**
How about you dip yourself in the bath already?
**[03:57] ---**
If someone as vital as you catches a cold,
it would be bad for the kingdom.
**[04:08] ---**
Th-This is the first time a man
has seen me naked...
**[04:13] ---**
And what's more, he said seeing me was taxing?!
**[04:17] ---**
Now then, let's hear this
important business of yours.
**[04:22] ---**
I-Is he saying my naked body
isn't even worth looking at?
**[04:27] ---**
D-Demon Lord, it's bad enough that Mada--
**[04:34] ---**
What's the matter, Holy Maiden White?
**[04:37] ---**
Surely the representative of your kingdom
wouldn't be so adorable...
**[04:41] ---**
...as to be shaken by the sight of a naked man.
**[04:46] ---**
N-No... It doesn't... It doesn't matter.
**[04:49] ---**
It's no big deal. It's not like it's some
indecent crime to see a man naked.
**[04:55] ---**
Th-This is the first time I've seen
a naked man in my life.
**[04:59] ---**
And for it to be Demon Lord
of all people, the root of all evil...
**[05:06] ---**
O-Oh?
**[05:08] ---**
As a matter of fact, seeing your
naked body means nothing to me.
**[05:12] ---**
Well isn't that splendid.
**[05:14] ---**
That means we can have a nice,
calm conversation then.
**[05:18] ---**
What are you trying to do to
this kingdom by deceiving Madam?
**[05:23] ---**
Deceiving people doesn't sound
like a calming topic to me.
**[05:27] ---**
Both Luna and Madam wish to stay
in the village of their own volition.
**[05:33] ---**
I'm not forcing anyone to do anything.
**[05:41] ---**
Give me one good reason
I should believe that! Go on!
**[05:45] ---**
I'd appreciate if you came no closer.
**[05:48] ---**
That body of yours is
rather stimulating, you know.
**[05:51] ---**
J-Just how much do you plan to
insult me until you're satisfied?!
**[05:57] ---**
You're mistaken. I'm completely
serious in everything that I say.
**[06:03] ---**
This mouth of mine speaks only the truth.
**[06:07] ---**
Y-You have the nerve to say
that you're speaking the truth?!
**[06:12] ---**
As far as Madam is concerned, I do.
**[06:15] ---**
This bath here should answer
some of your questions.
**[06:20] ---**
How can a bath answer my questions?
**[06:23] ---**
Calm your heart and sink in
to your shoulders at least.
**[06:38] ---**
That's better. Wherever there's light,
there's always shadow too.
**[06:43] ---**
My mind is blank. I'm filled with nothingness.
**[06:48] ---**
This bath... is like...
**[06:52] ---**
My shoulders!
**[06:56] ---**
Hey, quit with the funny sounds!
And stop using such a cute voice!
**[07:06] ---**
Wh-What's happening to me?
**[07:09] ---**
This is... a first for me!
**[07:12] ---**
Gah! You're doing it on purpose!
**[07:19] ---**
This outdoor bath helps with
more than just exhaustion.
**[07:23] ---**
It also helps set you free from everyday life.
**[07:27] ---**
You'll forget all your troubles
and feel released for a time.
**[07:31] ---**
It also restores your strength and
gives you the vigor to face tomorrow.
**[07:36] ---**
Sets you free... from everyday life?
**[07:40] ---**
The pleasantness you're experiencing
now is the answer to everything.
**[07:46] ---**
A-Are you telling me to drink this?
**[07:50] ---**
Are you so scared by a drink from
the Demon Lord that you refuse to drink it?
**[07:55] ---**
The cautiousness and cowardice
from you as this kingdom's pinnacle...
**[08:00] ---**
...is one of the reasons this
land is in such disarray.
**[08:05] ---**
Y-You have no right to say
anything like that to me.
**[08:09] ---**
Besides, if you think you can poison
me with this drink, you're mistaken.
**[08:13] ---**
"Angel's Spoon"
**[08:14] ---**
Angel's Spoon.
**[08:18] ---**
If you ask me, the only poison in this
kingdom is the very people running it.
**[08:27] ---**
They care not of the masses
who live miserable lives...
**[08:31] ---**
...and turn their backs on them.
**[08:33] ---**
What's more, they do nothing
to fix the situation...
**[08:36] ---**
...and construct not a single plan
to reach out and help.
**[08:42] ---**
In my country, people such as this...
**[08:46] ---**
...we call incompetent.
**[08:49] ---**
I can't even argue...
**[08:55] ---**
From your perspective,
I suppose it seems that way.
**[08:59] ---**
Seeing a young woman like me
just spinning her wheels...
**[09:03] ---**
...must seem ridiculous.
**[09:05] ---**
A woman of her beauty could
be called no less than a femme fatale.
**[09:10] ---**
Rather, to put it in this world's terms,
**[09:13] ---**
I suppose you'd call her an angel.
**[09:22] ---**
This is an alcohol from my country.
**[09:22] ---**
"Japanese Sake"
"Restores +10 Power."
**[09:25] ---**
It's been loved by many for countless years.
**[09:32] ---**
Indirect...
**[09:35] ---**
Indirect kiss? Are you a child or something?
What is this nonsense?
**[09:40] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[09:43] ---**
How's it go again?
**[09:45] ---**
I pray my big sister isn't always unwanted.
**[09:49] ---**
Sorry that I'm so unwanted.
**[09:52] ---**
I am a child! Is that so wrong?!
**[09:55] ---**
N-No, I'm not saying it's bad or anything.
**[09:59] ---**
Rather, women who act innocent
are typically well liked.
**[10:03] ---**
Isn't that something you can be proud of?
**[10:06] ---**
How can I be proud of something like that?!
**[10:09] ---**
You're laughing and making fun of me!
**[10:12] ---**
I'm not making fun of you.
**[10:14] ---**
In fact, it's impressive you're that hardheaded.
**[10:18] ---**
Both you and Queen say I'm so hardheaded!
**[10:21] ---**
What am I, some sort of golem?!
**[10:24] ---**
Gah! I stepped on a landmine!
There's no recovering it now!
**[10:28] ---**
Now that it's come to this...
**[10:32] ---**
"Angel's Halo" "Defense +2"
**[10:34] ---**
Wh-What in the world is that?
**[10:36] ---**
This is something I'd like
to give you as a gift.
**[10:40] ---**
For not besmirching the Holy Maiden name.
**[10:48] ---**
Devote yourself as to not
bring shame to this halo.
**[10:52] ---**
And know that I am not your enemy.
**[11:05] ---**
An Angel's Halo?
**[11:08] ---**
Why would a Demon Lord have this?
**[11:10] ---**
"Fallen Angel Lucifer" "Race: God" "Sex: ?"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
**[11:15] ---**
"Akira Oono" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: 30s" "Height: ?"
**[11:22] ---**
This is the same as any trip.
**[11:24] ---**
Getting everyone home safe is the primary goal.
**[11:29] ---**
She's still wearing it?
Well, I guess it suits her...
**[11:34] ---**
Holy Maiden White.
Did you travel to this village by carriage?
**[11:39] ---**
N-No...
**[11:41] ---**
By yourself then?
**[11:43] ---**
Yes...
**[11:45] ---**
No matter who it may be, I cannot speak
of the Seraph's Miracles to anyone.
**[11:53] ---**
I see. In that case,
I'll show you to the Holy Castle.
**[11:57] ---**
Huh? What do you mean by--
**[12:00] ---**
U-Um, what exactly are you doing?
**[12:05] ---**
There's nothing at all to worry about.
**[12:08] ---**
Just entrust everything to me.
**[12:11] ---**
Um, are you going to--
**[12:14] ---**
Quiet.
**[12:16] ---**
In times like this, silence is golden.
**[12:20] ---**
O Wings, carry me afar!
**[12:23] ---**
Instant Movement: Holy Castle!
**[12:29] ---**
That was the same as Seraph's Bound!
**[12:34] ---**
A Miracle! That had to be the act of an angel!
**[12:37] ---**
Wh-What exactly are you?
**[12:40] ---**
I believe I told you something
regarding that before.
**[12:44] ---**
How seeing something in person
is better than having it explained to you.
**[12:53] ---**
Now you're home again, safe and sound.
**[12:57] ---**
That alone is more important than anything else.
**[13:00] ---**
Just so we're clear, you're to tell nobody
about what happened today.
**[13:06] ---**
Right.
**[13:08] ---**
Even if he didn't say that,
I wouldn't dare talk about it with anyone.
**[13:15] ---**
If this ever got out, the kingdom
might erupt into pure chaos.
**[13:20] ---**
That a Miracle left behind by the Seraph
could be used by somebody else...
**[13:25] ---**
That there exists someone
who can bestow others a halo...
**[13:28] ---**
...when it was thought only
angels could wear them.
**[13:32] ---**
Who in the world are you anyways?
**[13:37] ---**
Someone, who in the future,
would appreciate your cooperation.
**[13:42] ---**
Like I mentioned before,
I'm hoping to learn more about the Seraph.
**[13:47] ---**
But why the Seraph?
**[13:50] ---**
Because I...
**[13:52] ---**
...am someone who was called here by the Ophan.
**[13:56] ---**
By the Ophan?!
**[13:58] ---**
If what he just told me is true,
**[14:00] ---**
so many pieces of the puzzle come together!
**[14:04] ---**
It explains why she's so drawn to him,
**[14:07] ---**
despite being a bundle of selfishness
and her deep devotion to the Cherub.
**[14:14] ---**
Even Madam, who's so tough to deal with,
moved away from the interior...
**[14:20] ---**
And how he can use Miracles,
just like the Seraph!
**[14:25] ---**
It answers why he can give
people an Angel's Halo...
**[14:28] ---**
...when something like that
should be impossible.
**[14:32] ---**
And that mysterious building too...
**[14:41] ---**
Are you someone who plans
on opposing the Seraph?
**[14:46] ---**
I want you to know that was never my intention.
**[14:50] ---**
I just wanted to ask them a couple of questions.
**[14:57] ---**
Um...
**[15:02] ---**
As I thought, an Angel's Halo looks good on you.
**[15:09] ---**
Let's meet again,
**[15:12] ---**
Holy Maiden White!
**[15:25] ---**
Lucifer...
**[15:27] ---**
According to the legends, he was known
as a fallen angel and demon lord.
**[15:33] ---**
Angel's Halo...
**[15:36] ---**
I can't imagine the one who made this...
**[15:38] ---**
...is an evil being in any shape or form.
**[15:46] ---**
Someday, I'll help you revert
to the angel you are...
**[16:04] ---**
Demon Lord, there you are!
**[16:05] ---**
"Aku"
**[16:07] ---**
Aku, huh? It's good to see you.
**[16:15] ---**
Listen, Aku.
**[16:17] ---**
This might be fine right now,
**[16:19] ---**
but learn to keep more distance
between yourself and men.
**[16:22] ---**
Your complete disregard of caution
is going to worry me sick.
**[16:27] ---**
I don't even think about getting
close to other men than you.
**[16:31] ---**
Oh, really? I suppose it's fine then.
**[16:34] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:40] ---**
Is it true you're going on a trip
up north starting tomorrow?
**[16:44] ---**
While that's true, I always have
Instant Movement if I need it.
**[16:48] ---**
A trip I can return from at any time
can hardly be called a trip.
**[16:53] ---**
Right... But I'll be lonely.
**[16:58] ---**
If I see anything neat,
I'll grab you it as a souvenir.
**[17:02] ---**
Look forward to when I come back.
**[17:05] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[17:07] ---**
Please come home safe, okay?
**[17:11] ---**
Who do you think I am?
**[17:15] ---**
Aku? Where in the world are you?!
**[17:18] ---**
Luna won't shut up.
**[17:18] ---**
"Tron"
**[17:20] ---**
If you're looking for Aku, she's here on my lap.
**[17:23] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[17:23] ---**
Y-You...!
**[17:25] ---**
You pervert! My butt isn't enough for you,
so you go for Aku's too?!
**[17:30] ---**
By the way, I forgot to mention something.
**[17:34] ---**
I took your sister back to the Holy Castle.
**[17:38] ---**
D-Don't tell me you got your
claws into my sister too?!
**[17:44] ---**
I'm tired, so let's sleep soon.
**[18:00] ---**
Why did it end up like this?
**[18:14] ---**
How the hell am I supposed to sleep?!
**[18:16] ---**
You've got to be kidding me!
**[18:24] ---**
"Isami Tahara" "Yu Kirino"
**[18:25] ---**
Yu, I'm leaving you in charge of the hospital.
**[18:28] ---**
Do what you can to build our reputation.
**[18:31] ---**
Certainly. Leave everything to me.
**[18:34] ---**
Chief?
**[18:37] ---**
Your tie...
**[18:42] ---**
Tahara, the village itself
will be in your hands.
**[18:46] ---**
If there's an emergency,
send me a message any time.
**[18:51] ---**
Roger that. But I don't plan on
needing to bug you with any trouble.
**[19:03] ---**
The village is changing.
**[19:05] ---**
Having taken things this far,
there's no choice but to go all the way.
**[19:11] ---**
I have more to protect now.
**[19:13] ---**
And in order to protect them,
I need to become even stronger.
**[19:19] ---**
Unless I overcome my weak point of magic,
**[19:22] ---**
someday it will surely be used against me.
**[19:26] ---**
Tahara, I have one more order for you.
**[19:31] ---**
If anyone approaches and intends
to harm the village,
**[19:35] ---**
erase them. Leave none alive. Got it?
**[19:40] ---**
Understood.
**[19:44] ---**
Let's go.
**[19:45] ---**
"Mikan" "Yukikaze"
**[19:46] ---**
The old man sure is impatient.
**[19:48] ---**
Let's get a move on!
**[19:50] ---**
Yeah, yeah. You're just happy
that Demon Lord's here. Hiyah!
**[19:58] ---**
You know what? I'm not sure why, but...
**[20:01] ---**
I just had a thought that takes me back.
**[20:04] ---**
And what's that?
**[20:06] ---**
I remembered the very first day I met Chief.
**[20:10] ---**
That sounds interesting.
**[20:14] ---**
There's not really much to say about it.
**[20:17] ---**
Just, at the time...
**[20:20] ---**
If I had refused the Chief's invitation,
**[20:24] ---**
I probably would have died.
**[20:29] ---**
I can't even hold a candle to the guy.
**[20:32] ---**
Of course you can't.
**[20:34] ---**
Compared to the Chief,
you're nothing but a paramecium.
**[20:38] ---**
Come on. Can't you make any
better comparisons than that?
**[20:42] ---**
Chief... Won't you please come home soon?
**[20:46] ---**
He just left though!
**[20:51] ---**
The city of Rookie is where
the Prison Dungeon is, huh?
**[21:11] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:13] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:16] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[21:21] ---**
*For eternity*
**[21:24] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[21:26] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[21:31] ---**
*Over and over*
**[21:34] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[21:37] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[21:41] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[21:44] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[21:47] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[21:51] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[21:55] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[21:58] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:02] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:08] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:15] ---**
*Once again*
**[22:32] ---**
So this here is Rookie, huh?
**[22:35] ---**
Seems pretty prosperous, wouldn't you say?
**[22:38] ---**
Let's explore the Prison Dungeon already...
**[22:40] ---**
...and get whatever item you're looking for.
**[22:43] ---**
Old man! Let's prison love
in the Prison Dungeon!
**[22:47] ---**
Hey! The heroes came back this year!
**[22:51] ---**
What heroes?!
**[22:55] ---**
"The White Tri-Stars"
**[22:59] ---**
"The White Comet Hero, Otamega"
**[23:06] ---**
Wha...?!
**[23:07] ---**
"To be continued!"
**[23:08] ---**
To be continued!
# Season 2
# 1 - ReTry
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM37KD/demon-lord-retry)
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**[00:01] AKIRA**
Fifteen years, huh?
**[00:03] AKIRA**
Talk about a long time.
***SIGN*** Hakuto Kunai
***SIGN*** Male
**[00:05] AKIRA**
You did great too, Hakuto Kunai.
**[00:09] AKIRA**
Leader of the Great Empire
and host of Infinity Game?
**[00:14] AKIRA**
I didn't expect to spend
the final moments with you.
**[00:18] AKIRA**
You seem unhappy.
**[00:20] AKIRA**
You may be the final boss, the Demon Lord,
but there's no beating reality.
**[00:25] AKIRA**
Once it hits midnight,
it's time to close the server
**[00:27] AKIRA**
and shut down the game once and for all.
**[00:30] AKIRA**
This entire world will be gone,
without a trace.
**[00:34] AKIRA**
Heh, if you're not satisfied,
feel free to keep playing by yourself.
**[00:38] AKIRA**
I'm going to bed. Long day tomorrow.
**[00:41] AKIRA**
Goodbye, Kunai.
**[00:42] AKIRA**
And good night.
**[00:51] AKIRA**
*The hell is this? Am I dreaming?*
**[00:54] AKIRA**
* That's a damn huge forest.*
* And way too green.*
**[00:58] AKIRA**
*This feels way too realistic for a dream.*
**[01:01] AKIRA**
*This lake's way too blue, too.*
**[01:06] AKIRA**
*What's with these shoes?*
**[01:08] AKIRA**
*Wait... this outfit...*
**[01:13] AKIRA**
*Don't tell me!*
**[01:21] AKIRA**
*Wha?!*
**[01:26] AKIRAKUNAI**
I've become the Demon Lord!
***SIGN*** Episode 1
**[03:09] AKIRA**
Say, XX.
**[03:12] AKIRA**
I can't walk in here.
**[03:14] XX**
I know. Just avoid the trash
and get over here.
**[03:17] XX**
As long as I can use my bed and PC,
I don't really care about anything else.
**[03:21] AKIRA**
It's not just empty cans.
You've even got change on the floor.
**[03:25] AKIRA**
What is your apartment,
XX, a collections box?
**[03:29] XX**
Akira, you silly goose.
**[03:32] AKIRA**
You're the silly one for living
in an apartment like this, XX!
**[03:36] XX**
Hey, that thing's important!
**[03:38] AKIRA**
Can't be that important if it's on the floor,
next to empty cans of beer.
**[03:44] XX**
Hey, my room feels
a lot more spacious now.
**[03:48] AKIRA**
Why'd I have to clean your place
while on vacation?
**[03:51] XX**
Don't complain.
You get to stay here for free.
**[03:54] AKIRA**
I was gonna use the money I saved
to buy you booze, but I changed my mind.
**[03:57] AKIRA**
No beer for you, XX.
**[04:00] XX**
You monster! You devil! You demon lord!
**[04:02] AKIRA**
Fine. Here, as a special treat.
**[04:04] XX**
You're the best, Akira. An angel.
**[04:07] XX**
An angel and a devil. A fallen angel.
**[04:09] AKIRA**
Are you gonna make me sleep in trash
after coming all the way to Tokyo?
**[04:13] XX**
Are you trying to get in bed with me?
**[04:16] XX**
Is that foreshadowing
for a morning after scene?
**[04:19] AKIRA**
No beer for you.
**[04:20] XX**
Nope. Your beer is my beer.
**[04:23] XX**
My beer is also my beer.
**[04:25] AKIRA**
Going to pull a Gi*n
and sing in an empty lot?
**[04:34] XX**
It's amazing how popular
your Infinity Game is.
***SIGN*** Destruction
**[04:38] AKIRA**
I was just trying to build my own world.
**[04:41] AKIRA**
I put all of my desires into that game.
**[04:44] AKIRA**
But I had to spend all
of my inheritance to do it.
**[04:49] XX**
But you're going to make bank, right?
**[04:51] XX**
That foreign game publisher's
buying it off you.
**[04:54] AKIRA**
I'm meeting Mikity tomorrow to finalize it.
**[04:57] AKIRA**
Sender: Mikity.
***SIGN*** Mail
***SIGN*** Mikity ☆
***SIGN*** Mr. Oono, would you be
interested in running
Infinity Game as an
MMO with our company?
**[04:59] AKIRA**
"Mr. Oono, would you be interested in running
Infinity Game as an MMO with our company?"
**[05:06] AKIRA**
I thought he was some online game addict,
**[05:08] AKIRA**
but he was actually 42-OMG's chief director.
**[05:12] AKIRA**
What is this, *Free and Easy*?
**[05:14] XX**
What if you can't finalize the sale?
**[05:16] AKIRA**
Meh. I made it as a hobby to begin with.
**[05:19] XX**
Yikes. You'd have eaten through
your inheritance for nothing.
**[05:23] AKIRA**
Says the NEET! Shut up, XX!
**[05:26] AKIRA**
XXX never joined Infinity Game, huh?
**[05:32] XX**
Probably holds a grudge
against you, that XXX.
**[05:35] XX**
*Orient City* had to end its service.
**[05:38] AKIRA**
That game was simply behind the times.
**[05:42] XX**
But XXX loved *Orient City* like it was home.
**[05:48] AKIRA**
But Infinity Game is way better.
**[05:52] AKIRA**
It'd be obvious if XXX just tried it out.
**[05:55] AKIRA**
Don't you agree, XX?
**[05:57] XX**
You have so much confidence, Akira.
**[06:00] XX**
Give me some of it so I can go to Hello Work.
**[06:03] AKIRA**
Stop drinking and go right now, then.
**[06:09] AKIRA**
This requires way more guts
than going to Hello Work.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 159 0 159 165 0 165
***SIGN*** Next: 60th Floor
**[06:24] AKIRA**
*Mikity, my foot. MMO, my ass.*
**[06:29] AKIRA**
* I'll consider it if they pay me*
* a 100 million yen for the rights.*
**[06:40] AKIRA**
What's going on?
**[06:43] AKIRA**
Did I really drink that much?
**[07:00] AKIRA**
*What the heck was that just now?*
**[07:07] BUTLER**
Welcome, Mr. Oono.
**[07:10] BUTLER**
Please come in.
**[07:18] MIKIMOTO**
Thank you for coming.
We've been expecting you.
**[07:21] AKIRA**
Er, I'm here to meet Mikity...
**[07:24] MIKIMOTO**
That would be me.
**[07:27] AKIRA**
Huh?
**[07:27] MIKIMOTO**
I'm Mikimoto, AKA Mikity.
**[07:36] AKIRA**
How did you clutter your place
up so much in one day?
**[07:39] XX**
Huh? I just used what I needed
and it caused a mess.
**[07:43] AKIRA**
Your *life* is what's a mess.
**[07:46] XX**
Mean! You're such an ass!
**[07:49] XX**
You poly bucket! Polyester!
**[07:51] AKIRA**
That's not even an insult.
It's just a material.
**[07:55] XX**
So, how'd the talks go?
**[07:57] AKIRA**
They're serious about expanding the scale.
**[08:00] AKIRA**
They want to promote *Infinity Game*
to the entire world.
**[08:04] XX**
Wow! Treat me to something
when the money comes in.
**[08:06] AKIRA**
Get a job.
**[08:08] XX**
But that'd mean admitting defeat.
**[08:10] XX**
I don't want to be a loser in life.
**[08:12] AKIRA**
As a NEET, you already are.
**[08:15] XX**
Wish someone would drop
a missile on Harajuku.
**[08:18] AKIRA**
Work and buy your own missile.
**[08:20] XX**
Maybe Tokyo Tower could fall.
**[08:23] AKIRA**
Work and buy your own chainsaw.
**[08:25] XX**
Am I gonna cut it down? Timber?
**[08:29] AKIRA**
Time to call the cops.
**[08:32] AKIRA**
What is this proposal?
**[08:34] AKIRA**
Not this crap again.
**[08:36] AKIRA**
*In the end, I turned down 42-OMG.*
**[08:40] AKIRA**
* I wanted to make my own game,*
* build my own world.*
**[08:43] AKIRA**
*I wasn't about to take orders from anyone.*
**[08:46] AKIRA**
*But then...*
**[08:47] AKIRA**
*We suddenly entered the age of social media.*
***SIGN*** #travel #food
Comments
#game #newgame
Whoa, the graphics are so
good! Gonna hole up at
home from today
I've been waiting for today's
release! Gonna play it right
after work!
It's finally here! I've been
waiting for this!
Gonna be streaming from
8 PM! Come check it out!
I'm stuck! Someone tell
me how to beat the
mid-boss!
Is this a bug?
Controversy Thread
**[08:51] AKIRA**
**Infinity Game's *popularity tanked,
and its player base dwindled.*
**[08:56] AKIRA**
* Having run out of funds, I joined*
* some random game company*
**[09:00] AKIRA**
*and made random games to make ends meet.*
**[09:07] AKIRA**
Work, you deadbeat.
**[09:09] XX**
*Whoa, right off the bat? Unbelievable.*
**[09:11] AKIRA**
What's unbelievable is you calling me
in the middle of the workday, XX.
**[09:16] XX**
*I'm playing this mobile game you made,*
**[09:19] XX**
*and my cows aren't producing milk.*
**[09:21] AKIRA**
Don't ask me, ask your cows.
**[09:23] XX**
*But you're the one who made these cows.*
**[09:25] XX**
* You're responsible for them as*
* their creator. Admit they're yours!*
**[09:29] AKIRA**
I got taken off that game.
Not my problem anymore.
**[09:33] XX**
* You always get taken off games*
* as soon as you complete them.*
**[09:37] AKIRA**
Shut it.
**[09:39] XX**
*Aren't you gonna update* Infinity Game *yet?*
**[09:42] XX**
*I've been waiting for so long.*
**[09:45] AKIRA**
*Infinity Game's* done for.
**[09:48] AKIRA**
People these days have
abandoned intense death games
**[09:52] AKIRA**
for social media dopamine hits,
online harassment, and shallow friendships.
**[09:57] XX**
* Akira, you're not suited to*
* doing work you don't care about.*
**[10:02] AKIRA**
Work is work, even if
you don't care about it.
**[10:04] AKIRA**
I'm hanging up. I have to go meet clients.
**[10:11] AKIRA**
*"Not suited," huh?*
**[10:13] AOKI**
Are you Akira Oono?
**[10:18] AOKI**
You seem like even more of
a pain in the neck than I'd heard.
**[10:22] AKIRA**
Who are you?
**[10:25] AOKI**
I'm Aoki.
***SIGN*** Managing Director
**[10:27] AKIRA**
Managing Director, 42-OMG?
**[10:30] AKIRA**
You work with Mikity?
**[10:33] AOKI**
You can only build that "world"
of yours at our company.
**[10:37] AKIRA**
Wha?
**[10:38] AOKI**
I had to come all this way
because Miki's such a softie.
**[10:42] AOKI**
No idea what the President sees in you, kid.
**[10:47] AKIRA**
This is about your offer
to expand *Infinity Game, right?*
**[10:51] AKIRA**
I don't want anybody's help.
**[10:54] AOKI**
Do you have the money, kid?
**[10:56] AOKI**
That's what makes you just a brat.
**[10:59] AKIRA**
I want to make my game the way *I* like!
**[11:02] AKIRA**
I'm not letting anyone put
a collar on me for money!
**[11:08] AKIRA**
The office...
**[11:14] AKIRA**
What the heck is that?
**[11:16] AOKI**
Quit gawking, Oono!
We're getting out of here!
**[11:19] AKIRA**
But that—
**[11:19] AOKI**
Just come with me!
**[11:29] AKIRA**
*I should've realized back then...*
**[11:32] AKIRA**
*That somebody was making it my destiny
to run* Infinity Game *at 42-OMG.*
**[11:45] AKIRAKUNAI**
I've become the Demon Lord!
**[11:47] KUNAI**
Huh? My voice changed, too.
**[11:49] KUNAI**
Why have I become a character I created?
**[11:52] KUNAI**
You're kidding me!
Why the hell am I this old man?!
**[11:56] AKIRA**
*Wait, calm down...*
**[11:58] AKIRA**
*I shouldn't panic just yet.*
**[12:00] AKIRA**
*This feels too real to be a dream.*
**[12:03] AKIRA**
* Have I been summoned to another world,*
* like in all those manga and light novels?*
**[12:08] AKIRA**
* That means I'm in another world,*
* which also means...*
**[12:11] KUNAI**
No!
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[12:14] KUNAI**
At least let me wipe
my hard drive before I go!
**[12:18] AKU**
Old man...
**[12:19] KUNAI**
Again, I'm not some old man!
**[12:23] AKU**
You have to run.
**[12:25] KUNAI**
Huh?
**[12:30] KUNAI**
*Wha...*
**[12:37] KUNAI**
Uh, is this a pet of yours or something?
**[12:41] KUNAI**
You really ought to teach it
some manners and how to behave.
**[12:43] KUNAI**
Run... it's a demon.
**[12:46] GREOLE**
* You feeble human!*
* I'll feast on your flesh and blood!*
**[12:52] AKIRA**
*Scary! I gotta scram!*
**[12:55] AKIRA**
*Huh? What am I doing?*
**[12:57] AKIRA**
*What's wrong with you, Hakuto Kunai?*
**[13:00] AKIRA**
*Why are you glaring at a monster?*
**[13:00] GREOLE**
You dare defy me?
**[13:02] GREOLE**
You will regret your folly!
**[13:05] AKIRA**
*Ouch!*
**[13:07] KUNAI**
What the hell are you trying to pull?
**[13:09] GV**
* Automatic counter-attack activated.*
* Commencing attack.*
**[13:12] GV**
*Revenge!*
**[13:15] KUNAI**
Sure-kill!
**[13:19] GV**
*Critical hit.*
**[13:21] KUNAI**
Breakthrough! Extreme Chain!
**[13:24] GV**
*Result unknown. The foe is already defeated.*
**[13:27] KUNAI**
Activating combat skill: Conqueror!
**[13:30] GV**
*Result unknown. The foe is already defeated.*
**[13:33] KUNAI**
Activating survival skill: Meditation.
**[13:36] GV**
*Success. Kunai's HP has recovered.*
**[13:40] AKIRA**
*Wow, this is just like* Infinity Game*.*
**[13:44] AKIRA**
*What's going on?*
**[13:46] KUNAI**
Oh, I can move.
**[13:48] KUNAI**
H-Hey, uh...
**[13:50] KUNAI**
You know, it was self-defense.
I did nothing wrong.
**[13:55] AKU**
D-Demon Lord, please don't eat me!
I'm not very tasty at all!
**[13:59] KUNAI**
Huh?
**[14:00] KUNAI**
Are you kidding me?
Who're you calling "Demon Lord"?!
**[14:05] KUNAI**
I'm not some shady individual.
**[14:08] KUNAI**
I've got nothing to do with a demon lord.
**[14:11] KUNAI**
I've got a few questions for you.
Is that all right?
**[14:14] AKU**
Yes.
**[14:15] KUNAI**
Can you stand?
**[14:16] AKU**
Yes, I'll stand!
**[14:22] KUNAI**
I suppose I should start with your name.
**[14:25] KUNAI**
If you don't mind,
could you tell me who you are?
**[14:27] AKU**
M-My name is Aku.
**[14:30] KUNAI**
Pfft!
**[14:31] AKIRA**
* The demon lord and Aku, meaning evil?*
* What a terrible duo.*
**[14:34] KUNAI**
That's a very nice name.
**[14:36] KUNAI**
Have you heard of the country Japan?
Maybe even New York?
**[14:41] AKU**
Sorry, I've never heard of them.
**[14:44] AKIRA**
*Figures.*
**[14:45] KUNAI**
I have more questions,
**[14:47] KUNAI**
but first, how about you clean yourself up?
**[14:50] AKU**
May I really use that water?
**[14:54] AKIRA**
*Is water a rare resource here?*
**[14:56] KUNAI**
Why wouldn't it be okay?
**[14:58] KUNAI**
There's a lot of it.
You could even wash your clothes.
**[15:00] AKU**
But I'm just a...
**[15:02] KUNAI**
Hurry, Aku, and get on with it.
**[15:04] AKU**
My apologies! I'll go right away!
**[15:06] KUNAI**
Sorry, I just wanted to make that joke.
**[15:09] KUNAI**
Take your time.
**[15:11] AKU**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[15:15] AKIRA**
*Okay, what now?*
**[15:17] AKIRA**
* In a game, I'd open my menu*
* and check my stats.*
**[15:22] AKIRA**
*Wait, I can? Seriously?*
***SIGN*** Insufficient coins to unlock
**[15:24] AKIRA**
* Okay, I'll switch to admin mode*
* and input my ID and password...*
**[15:28] AKIRA**
*Yes! Got my administrator privileges...*
**[15:31] AKIRA**
*but they're all locked.*
**[15:33] AKIRA**
* Whatever. I got some skill points*
* in that battle, so I'll use those.*
**[15:38] KUNAI**
Craft low-grade items.
**[15:41] AKIRA**
* Soap is a projectile weapon,*
* and a bath towel is armor.*
**[15:45] AKIRA**
* They're both trash items*
* that only give a plus one to stats,*
**[15:49] AKIRA**
*but it takes five points to craft them?*
**[15:51] KUNAI**
Use these, Aku.
**[15:54] AKU**
Huh?
**[15:57] AKIRA**
*She's a girl?!*
**[15:59] AKU**
Wait, is this that thing they call *shabon*?
**[16:02] AKU**
May I really use this luxury item?
It's meant for nobles!
**[16:07] KUNAI**
Yes, there's plenty more where that
came from. Feel free to use it as you like.
**[16:10] AKU**
Thank you so much!
**[16:12] KUNAI**
I'm going to take a quick look around.
**[16:14] AKIRA**
* What the hell? I assumed she was a boy*
* from her looks, but she's a tomboy?*
**[16:18] AKIRA**
* Tell me sooner!*
* I might get canceled, you know!*
**[16:21] AKIRA**
*Welp. How do I get back to my world?*
**[16:25] AKIRA**
* Well, Hakuto Kunai is the final boss*
* and basically invincible,*
**[16:29] AKIRA**
* so I shouldn't have any issues*
* for the time being.*
***SIGN*** Insufficient coins to unlock
**[16:31] AKIRA**
* But I can't do anything fancy*
* with my admin privileges locked.*
**[16:35] AKIRA**
* Wait, can I go back to my world*
* if I unlock everything here, maybe?*
**[16:40] AKIRA**
* Maybe it's like, I'll unlock one thing*
* every episode as I defeat foes,*
**[16:45] AKIRA**
*and I'll go home in the final episode?*
**[16:47] AKU**
Thanks for waiting, Demon Lord.
**[16:49] KUNAI**
I keep telling you, I'm no demon lord.
**[16:52] KUNAI**
Whatever. Anyways, do monsters like
that last one pop up around here often?
**[16:56] AKU**
Of course not!
**[16:57] AKU**
If that showed up often, the whole
kingdom would get demolished!
**[17:01] KUNAI**
What? You're saying he's
actually pretty dangerous?!
**[17:03] AKIRA**
*I was hoping to farm it for skill points.*
**[17:06] KUNAI**
Then, Aku, do you know where his den is?
**[17:09] AKU**
I heard Greole used to be sealed
at the Wishing Shrine.
**[17:14] KUNAI**
Would you be able to guide me there?
**[17:17] AKU**
All right.
**[17:18] AKU**
But I have an injured leg,
so it'll take a while.
**[17:22] KUNAI**
I'll carry you, so ride on my back.
**[17:25] AKU**
No way! You don't want someone
as filthy as me riding on your back!
**[17:29] KUNAI**
Sorry, but I'm short on time.
**[17:32] KUNAI**
I won't ask again. Hurry up.
**[17:35] AKIRA**
* You're so against it*
* that you cry? That really hurts...*
**[17:38] AKU**
For the longest time,
I've been a nuisance to the village.
**[17:42] AKU**
Which is why I gather all the village's garbage
and throw out all the human waste.
**[17:47] KUNAI**
In other words, you do garbage disposal
and water treatment, right?
**[17:50] KUNAI**
It's a very important job.
**[17:52] AKU**
The villagers say I'm dirty and smelly...
**[17:55] AKU**
And then, they finally cast me out
as a sacrifice to Greole...
**[18:02] AKU**
All the people in the village say
they'll get dirty if they touch me.
**[18:06] AKU**
That's why—
**[18:10] AKU**
W-Wait! Hold on!
**[18:12] AKU**
If you touch me—
**[18:13] KUNAI**
Nobody would get dirty
doing something like that.
**[18:17] KUNAI**
With bodies like ours, all it takes is
a wash and we're as good as new.
**[18:22] KUNAI**
Anyway, where's the shrine?
**[18:24] AKIRA**
*Whoa, she's bawling!*
**[18:26] AKU**
Are you really fine with touching me?
**[18:30] AKU**
I... I...
**[18:32] KUNAI**
Aku, you called me Demon Lord, did you not?
**[18:36] KUNAI**
Do you think the Demon Lord can
be defiled by the likes of you?
**[18:41] AKU**
No, of course not!
**[18:43] KUNAI**
Then lead the way.
**[18:45] AKU**
Thank you very much, Demon Lord.
**[18:48] AKU**
This is the first time
I've touched anyone like this...
**[18:52] KUNAI**
Don't you think you're
holding on a bit too tight?
**[18:55] AKU**
I-I don't think so.
**[18:58] KUNAI**
Is the Wishing Shrine one of those places
where you toss money in and pray?
**[19:03] AKU**
I've heard that the Cherub
managed to seal Greole there.
**[19:06] AKIRA**
*Occult, is it?*
**[19:08] AKU**
Legend says it can grant
the wishes of those who visit.
**[19:11] AKU**
I-If you go to the shrine, you could
obtain enough power to rule the world.
**[19:16] KUNAI**
I don't want that power!
**[19:18] KUNAI**
This the place?
**[19:19] AKU**
Yes.
**[19:20] AKIRA**
*This smell... It's definitely bad news.*
**[19:24] KUNAI**
Aku, wait right here.
**[19:26] AKU**
Okay.
**[19:36] AKIRA**
*What the hell is all this?*
**[19:39] IDOL**
*Welcome.*
**[19:41] IDOL**
*I appreciate you answering my call.*
**[19:45] KUNAI**
Was it you who summoned me here?
**[19:48] IDOL**
*It was those people, not me.*
**[19:50] IDOL**
*"We wish for the Demon Lord to descend."*
**[19:53] KUNAI**
These guys?
**[19:56] AKIRA**
*You mean Kunai, who was called
the Demon Lord in* Infinity Game*,*
**[20:01] AKIRA**
* was summoned here along with me,*
* because I happened to be logged in?*
**[20:05] IDOL**
* Greole, who had broken the seal,*
* slaughtered all of them.*
**[20:10] IDOL**
* I fought him, and soon*
* I shall disappear as well.*
**[20:14] KUNAI**
What? Can you just return me
to the world I came from first?
**[20:19] IDOL**
* I cannot grant that wish.*
* It defies a wish that was made.*
**[20:23] KUNAI**
Please!
**[20:25] IDOL**
*As you are my final visitor,*
**[20:28] IDOL**
*I shall grant you this.*
**[20:34] KUNAI**
What...
**[20:35] KUNAI**
is with this corny ring?
**[20:38] KUNAI**
I can't take it off!
**[20:39] KUNAI**
Don't give me this shit! It's so cringe!
**[20:41] KUNAI**
Screw you, evil deity!
**[20:43] IDOL**
*Evil, huh?*
**[20:45] IDOL**
*I was once very pure and a sight to behold...*
**[20:47] IDOL**
* But many years of granting wicked*
* wishes to humans changed me into this.*
**[20:52] IDOL**
*I pray that your... wish comes true...*
**[20:55] KUNAI**
Hey, get back here!
**[20:56] KUNAI**
Send me home!
**[21:00] KUNAI**
Oh, wow, I'd fallen asleep.
**[21:03] KUNAI**
Drinking in the hot springs really hits hard.
**[21:05] AKIRA**
* So much happened,*
* almost in the blink of an eye.*
**[21:09] AKIRA**
*I met some kids who grew attached to me,*
**[21:12] AKIRA**
* ran into adventurers*
* I don't know how to describe,*
**[21:15] AKIRA**
* kept getting messed with by those*
* three Holy Maidens of the Kingdom,*
**[21:20] AKIRA**
* and summoned my trusty aides*
* and had them solve my issues.*
**[21:25] AKIRA**
* And even after all that,*
* I'm no closer to going home.*
**[21:30] AKIRA**
*Is this gauge building up or something?*
**[21:34] AKIRA**
*Will it grant a wish once it's full?*
**[21:37] AKIRA**
*Will it revive my party,*
**[21:39] AKIRA**
*or give me a gyaru's panties?*
**[21:41] AKIRA**
* Maybe I'll get home quicker filling this thing*
* instead of unlocking my admin powers.*
**[21:47] AKIRA**
* After all, I did get it from*
* the idol in the Wishing Shrine.*
**[21:50] AKIRA**
*But how do I fill up this thing, anyway?*
**[21:54] LUNA**
What are *you* doing *here*?!
**[21:56] LUNA**
Are you trying to ambush and take me?
You perverted Demon Lord!
**[22:00] KUNAI**
Oh, it's you, Luna.
**[22:02] KUNAI**
This side is the men's bath today.
**[22:04] LUNA**
Huh?
**[22:05] KUNAI**
Want to join me while you're here?
**[22:07] KUNAI**
I have sake and snacks.
**[22:09] LUNA**
Why would I, you idiot?!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
# 2 - ReStart
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**[00:02] XX**
I followed your lead...
**[00:04] XX**
and made a game of my own!
**[00:07] AKIRA**
XX, can you even code?
**[00:09] XX**
Rude! I helped you on *Oriental City*
and with XXX, remember?!
**[00:14] AKIRA**
XXX was the one who helped.
You just sat there and yapped.
**[00:18] XX**
I was the lubricant that
kept things moving smoothly.
**[00:21] AKIRA**
No wonder you keep slipping up.
**[00:23] XX**
Woof!
**[00:25] AKIRA**
So, what's your game like?
**[00:28] AKIRA**
Let me see.
**[00:29] AKIRA**
The heck are those? Fish?
**[00:31] XX**
Look what happens when you do this.
**[00:33] AKIRA**
Oh, a fish-raising sim?
**[00:35] XX**
Nah, I just made something
random to kill time.
**[00:38] XX**
Ain't it fun?
**[00:39] AKIRA**
No, it definitely isn't.
**[00:42] XX**
Seriously?!
**[00:43] XX**
I'm hoodwinked and bamboozled that the
joy in this doesn't shine through!
**[00:48] AKIRA**
Why's the human so oddly realistic?
**[00:50] XX**
Funny, right?
**[00:52] XX**
The fish are so desperate, lol.
**[00:54] AKIRA**
What's so funny?!
**[00:56] XX**
Ouch!
**[00:57] AKIRA**
How do you win this game?
What's the endgame?
**[01:00] XX**
Nothing. You just feed them for eternity.
**[01:02] AKIRA**
This is stupid. Are you stupid?
**[01:04] XX**
Why'd you say it twice?
**[01:05] AKIRA**
You're so stupid.
**[01:06] XX**
Third time's the charm?!
**[01:08] AKIRA**
Man, you're completely stupid.
***SIGN*** Episode 2
**[02:43] LUNA**
Eek!
**[02:46] AKIRA**
*What's going on at this hour?*
**[02:51] AKU**
Good morning, Demon Lord.
**[02:53] KUNAI**
Morning, Aku. What was that?
**[02:56] AKU**
It sounded like Sister Luna.
**[02:58] LUNA**
M-My hair... My lovely bangs!
**[03:02] LUNA**
I was just trying to snip the split ends!
**[03:05] TRON**
An unfortunate accident. Cheer up.
**[03:09] KUNAI**
Keep it down. It's too early for this.
**[03:11] KUNAI**
Who cares about bangs?
**[03:13] LUNA**
*I* care! And don't just
waltz into a lady's room!
**[03:17] LUNA**
You pervy, long-haired old man!
**[03:20] AKIRA**
*Old man?!*
**[03:23] KUNAI**
I am not old!
**[03:26] KUNAI**
I'm not!
**[03:30] TRON**
Luna, are you okay?
**[03:33] LUNA**
I'll kill him!
**[03:39] KUNAI**
This is bliss.
**[03:41] KUNAI**
Nothing beats a drink in the morning bath.
**[03:44] KUNAI**
As long as I have this,
I don't need anything else.
**[03:47] AKIRA**
*Right. "Don't need anything else," huh?*
**[03:50] AKIRA**
**Infinity Game's *final boss—the Demon Lord
Hakuto Kunai's skills, in-game features,*
**[03:56] AKIRA**
* and my administrator privileges as the*
* developer... I can use them all freely.*
**[04:01] AKIRA**
* Now, if I could use magic, that'd*
* be the icing on the cake.*
**[04:05] AKIRA**
* The Kingdom of Holy Light has a*
* Medieval European feel and a warm climate.*
**[04:09] AKIRA**
* Water is extremely rare here, and they follow*
* the metric system, for whatever reason.*
**[04:13] AKIRA**
*Each day is 24 hours, and a year is 365 days.*
**[04:17] AKIRA**
*I can even communicate with the locals.*
**[04:19] AKIRA**
* It may be a different world, but I have no*
* issues because it closely resembles mine.*
**[04:24] AKIRA**
*It's a convenient world.*
**[04:26] AKIRA**
* Almost too convenient, like*
* some kind of half-baked RPG.*
**[04:30] AKIRA**
* Somebody must've made it*
* this way on purpose.*
**[04:33] AKIRA**
*But who?*
**[04:35] AKIRA**
* The Idol that summoned me*
* at the Shrine of Wishes...*
**[04:39] AKIRA**
* There are rumors that it used*
* to be angel known as Ophan.*
**[04:42] KUNAI**
But the dead tell no tales...
**[04:45] AKIRA**
*It's such a strange little world, this one.*
**[04:48] AKIRA**
*Even the naming conventions are wack.*
**[04:49] AKIRA**
* Killer Queen and Mount Fuji?*
* What the heck?*
**[04:53] AKIRA**
* What are they, sumo wrestlers*
* named by some foreigner?*
**[04:55] AKIRA**
* There was the bandit, O Wengoal, who*
* basically spoiled his own downfall.*
**[04:59] AKIRA**
* Then we have Madam Shrimpfry Butterfly*
* and her twin sister Oysterfry Butterfly.*
**[05:03] AKIRA**
*Just how much do they like fried foods?*
**[05:05] AKIRA**
* The head noble Dona Dona, Madam's rival,*
* may get sent to slaughter.*
**[05:10] AKIRA**
* What kind of messed-up evolutionary*
* process led to this civilization?*
**[05:15] AKIRA**
*Well, I'm not one to talk. I get through
life using* Infinity Game's *features.*
**[05:20] AKIRA**
* The items I create using my skill points*
* fetch extravagant prices for their rarity.*
**[05:25] AKIRA**
* The music box, a useless item with an ATK*
* of one, costs 15 giant gold coins here.*
**[05:31] AKIRA**
* Plus, I used Construct Base to*
* build a bunch of facilities.*
**[05:35] AKIRA**
* Now I'm an entrepreneur who runs a*
* hospital and a hot springs resort.*
**[05:39] AKIRA**
* The character change feature I*
* implemented for fun came in handy, too.*
**[05:43] AKIRA**
* I created a joke 80s delinquent*
* character to play with, Zero Kirisame.*
**[05:50] AKIRA**
*He can be useful in some scenarios.*
**[05:52] AKIRA**
* I summoned my aides and let them*
* handle tasks I didn't have time for.*
**[05:56] AKIRA**
* Capable of curing all illnesses*
* and healing all injuries,*
**[06:00] AKIRA**
* there's the prodigious doctor and*
* scientist, Yu Kirino.*
**[06:04] AKIRA**
* Aku's leg was as good as*
* new after she treated her.*
**[06:07] AKIRA**
* Then there's the one aide I*
* made a genius, Isami Tahara.*
**[06:12] AKIRA**
* I also made him blessed with guns*
* and dote over his little sister.*
**[06:17] AKIRA**
* The story says he and his sister were*
* rescued by Kunai, so he can't defy me.*
**[06:23] AKIRA**
*But they have pretty sharp minds.*
**[06:25] AKIRA**
* They might realize someday that I'm not*
* Hakuto Kunai but Akira Oono the creator.*
**[06:32] KUNAI**
*I should be careful.*
**[06:34] AKIRA**
* There's no telling when I'll*
* get to go home to my world.*
**[06:37] AKIRA**
* Until then, I need to make a solid*
* plan for surviving in this one.*
**[06:46] SERVANT**
Holy Maiden Killer Queen,
**[06:48] SERVANT**
Angel White has returned.
**[06:50] QUEEN**
She has?
**[06:52] WHITE**
I'm home.
**[06:54] QUEEN**
Where the hell have you been, sis?
**[06:59] QUEEN**
Wha?!
**[07:00] QUEEN**
What's with that halo?!
**[07:02] WHITE**
Hehe.
**[07:03] QUEEN**
Don't "hehe" me! That's an Angel's Halo!
**[07:07] QUEEN**
What's going on here?!
**[07:08] WHITE**
A certain individual bestowed it upon me.
**[07:12] (Flashback) KUNAI**
This is something I'd like
to give you as a gift.
**[07:15] (Flashback) KUNAI**
For not besmirching the Holy Maiden name.
**[07:17] (Flashback) WHITE**
Wh-What in the world is that?
**[07:19] (Flashback) WHITE**
Why do you have an Angel's Halo?
**[07:27] (Flashback) KUNAI**
Devote yourself as to not
bring shame to this halo.
**[07:31] (Flashback) KUNAI**
And know that I am not your enemy.
**[07:34] (Flashback) WHITE**
Wait...
**[07:37] (Flashback) WHITE**
An Angel's Halo?
**[07:40] (Flashback) WHITE**
Why would a Demon Lord have this?
**[07:47] QUEEN**
S-Sis...
**[07:48] QUEEN**
She's looking like a bitch in heat!
**[07:50] WHITE**
"Bitch in heat"? Excuse me?
**[07:52] QUEEN**
You reek of man. Who was it?
**[07:56] WHITE**
Wh-Why would I have to tell you that?
**[07:58] QUEEN**
He must have a Holy Sword or something,
if he managed to make you fall for him.
**[08:02] QUEEN**
Or wait, does he have dragon...
**[08:05] WHITE**
Dragon? That's more *your* thing!
**[08:07] QUEEN**
Huh? You got a problem with Sir Zero?
**[08:10] QUEEN**
I told you over and over how amazing he is!
**[08:17] (Flashback) ZERO**
Tsk! What kind of weaklings are you,
menacing women and children?
**[08:21] (Flashback) SATANIST**
That bastard must be the Holy Maiden's goon!
**[08:23] (Flashback) ZERO**
Considering you're a bunch
of cowards harassing women,
**[08:26] (Flashback) ZERO**
you don't deserve to know my name!
**[08:29] QUEEN**
*"W-Woman"?*
**[08:30] QUEEN**
*He called me a woman?!*
**[08:32] (Flashback) SATANIST**
Get him!
**[08:34] (Flashback) ZERO**
It's go time, punks!
**[08:40] (Flashback) ZERO**
Dance for me!
**[08:42] GV**
*Second skill:*
**[08:43] GV**
*Hand-to-Hand Combat.*
**[08:48] (Flashback) ZERO**
Don't you know?
**[08:50] (Flashback) ZERO**
None can flee from the dragon!
**[08:53] GV**
*Third skill:*
**[08:55] GV**
*Final Phoenix.*
**[09:05] (Flashback) ZERO**
You gutless worms are a thousand years
too early to face the dragon.
**[09:09] QUEEN**
*He's so cool!*
**[09:12] (Flashback) ZERO**
You all right over there, woman?
**[09:13] (Flashback) QUEEN**
Y-Yes!
**[09:15] (Flashback) ZERO**
You're damn reckless.
**[09:17] (Flashback) ZERO**
Why's a woman going up
against guys with weapons?
**[09:19] QUEEN**
*H-He's worried about me?*
**[09:22] (Flashback) ZERO**
If that trash ever messes with you again,
you just let me know.
**[09:25] (Flashback) ZERO**
I'll come running to rescue you.
**[09:29] QUEEN**
* I can't take it! He's slaying my heart!*
* I'm dead four times over!*
**[09:33] (Flashback) QUEEN**
U-Um...
**[09:35] (Flashback) QUEEN**
W-Would you be so kind as
to tell me your name, please?
**[09:38] (Flashback) ZERO**
I'm Zero. Zero Kirisame.
**[09:41] (Flashback) QUEEN**
Sir Zero Kirisame!
**[09:46] QUEEN**
I finally found him... The man of my destiny!
**[09:49] WHITE**
I'm not saying I have a problem
with your taste in men.
**[09:52] WHITE**
It just isn't what I'm into.
**[09:54] QUEEN**
Anyway, let me see this guy.
**[09:56] QUEEN**
I'll give him a passing grade if
he makes it through my beatings.
**[09:59] WHITE**
What makes you think *your*
approval is necessary?
**[10:02] QUEEN**
Because I don't like it.
Let me kick his ass!
**[10:05] WHITE**
Kick his...? Do you have any
pride at all as a Holy Maiden?
**[10:09] QUEEN**
Why would I?
**[10:11] WHITE**
You really don't?!
**[10:21] PATIENT A**
Doctor Yu's medicine made
my back pain go away.
**[10:26] PATIENT B**
My fracture healed in no time, too.
**[10:29] PATIENT C**
Above all else...
**[10:30] PATIENT C**
Doctor Yu is stunning!
**[10:33] CHILD**
Bye-bye!
**[10:39] YU**
Chief.
**[10:40] KUNAI**
How's it going, Yu?
**[10:41] YU**
The hospital is steadily
building a reputation.
**[10:44] YU**
They say we can fix any
and all health issues.
**[10:47] KUNAI**
You're doing great.
**[10:49] KUNAI**
With you around, this village
will be healthy and strong.
**[10:52] YU**
Thank you for your kind words.
**[10:54] YU**
I would also like to ask for
a reward, if you don't mind.
**[10:58] KUNAI**
A reward?
**[10:59] YU**
Can we have dinner together?
**[11:01] YU**
I developed a new strain of yeast
that can produce delicious liquor!
**[11:05] KUNAI**
Y-You did? That's exciting news.
**[11:09] YU**
It is!
**[11:10] HELPER**
Doctor!
**[11:11] HELPER**
He fell at the construction site!
**[11:13] YU**
Oh no.
**[11:14] YU**
Take him to the treatment room.
**[11:19] YU**
Developing pharmaceuticals is great,
**[11:20] YU**
but so is performing surgery!
**[11:23] YU**
I'm in a good mood today,
**[11:26] YU**
so I'll cut him up real nice, as a treat!
**[11:28] YU**
Ah, the perfect specimen!
**[11:31] PATIENT A**
He'll be fine with Doctor Yu treating him.
**[11:34] PATIENT B**
She's a goddess.
**[11:36] AKIRA**
* If they knew what she was really*
* like, they'd stay far away from her.*
**[11:40] YU**
Nice! Very nice!
**[11:44] LUNA**
Wow, this is huge!
**[11:46] KYON**
You mustn't, Luna-sama.
You'll get dirty, hop.
**[11:49] MOMO**
Leave the field work to us, bunny.
**[11:52] LUNA**
It's fine. I'll be good as new if I wash up.
**[11:55] LUNA**
Thanks to the Demon Lord, we have
access to water from the well.
**[11:59] LUNA**
And there's unlimited
hot spring water, as well.
**[12:01] MOMO**
We appreciate the thought, bunny.
**[12:04] KYON**
You need only to give us instructions, hop.
**[12:07] LUNA**
I'm just happy, you know.
**[12:09] KYON**
Hop?
**[12:10] LUNA**
I became a Holy Maiden and was
put in charge of Rabby Village,
**[12:13] LUNA**
but it was infertile land that
didn't produce much crop.
**[12:16] LUNA**
But look at it now.
**[12:19] KYON**
It's all thanks to the Demon Lord.
**[12:21] LUNA**
No, it's all thanks to *me*! I took him
under my wing and put him to work!
**[12:26] KYON**
Y-You're right, hop!
**[12:27] LUNA**
Also...
**[12:29] LUNA**
It's thanks to you all.
**[12:31] LUNA**
You bunnies are the only
ones who can grow carrots.
**[12:36] MOMO**
We're the ones who
should be thankful, bunny.
**[12:39] KYON**
We're demihumans who wouldn't normally
be allowed to live in the Kingdom, hop.
**[12:45] KYON**
They say that long ago,
the Cherub loved and adored us.
**[12:50] KYON**
That's the only reason we
were able to survive, hop.
**[12:53] MOMO**
And you're the only one who treated
us kindly without scorning us, bunny.
**[12:59] LUNA**
It's the opposite.
**[13:01] LUNA**
I was given this demihuman
village because of who I am.
**[13:05] LUNA**
When I was little,
I had a demihuman friend.
**[13:10] LUNA**
That's why I was made responsible for
this place. It was a form of harassment.
**[13:15] LUNA**
That's all.
**[13:17] LUNA**
Yeah, that's really all.
**[13:28] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Wait up, Luna!
**[13:30] (Flashback) LUNA**
Come on, Eagle, hurry up and run!
**[13:33] (Flashback) LUNA**
If we don't get there soon,
all the bread will be gone!
**[13:35] (Flashback) EAGLE**
I-I understand that, but...
**[13:37] (Flashback) LUNA**
We need to make good use of the copper
coins the Holy Maiden gave us.
**[13:41] (Flashback) LUNA**
I can't focus on my
magic studies when I'm hungry!
**[13:45] (Flashback) LUNA**
Let's go!
**[13:47] (Flashback) EAGLE**
W-Wait...
**[13:51] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Luna, magic is the only thing that
can make you act responsible, huh?
**[13:55] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Hmm? What's wrong?
**[13:56] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Oh, this store is famous, isn't it?
**[13:59] (Flashback) LUNA**
It's so frustrating...
**[14:00] (Flashback) EAGLE**
What?
**[14:01] (Flashback) LUNA**
Someday, I'm going to eat here
every day, whenever I want.
**[14:05] (Flashback) EAGLE**
You and I both know that's pretty impossible.
**[14:08] (Flashback) LUNA**
You're so used to losing because
you give up before you even try!
**[14:12] (Flashback) EAGLE**
I don't know what to tell you...
**[14:14] (Flashback) NOBLEA**
Hey now.
**[14:15] (Flashback) NOBLEA**
What are poor, filthy rats
like you doing in a place like this?
**[14:18] (Flashback) NOBLEA**
At least walk at the edge
so we won't have to look at you.
**[14:22] (Flashback) NOBLEB**
The current Holy Maiden is a pain.
**[14:25] (Flashback) NOBLEB**
She is too kind to the lowly scum.
**[14:28] (Flashback) NOBLEA**
This brat thinks she can glare at us.
**[14:31] (Flashback) NOBLEB**
That explains the animal stench.
**[14:33] (Flashback) NOBLEB**
Now my meal is completely ruined.
**[14:35] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Luna...
**[14:36] (Flashback) LUNA**
I'll make you regret this.
**[14:38] (Flashback) NOBLEA**
Did you say something?
**[14:40] (Flashback) LUNA**
When I'm older, I'm lined up
to join the Holy Church.
**[14:43] (Flashback) LUNA**
I'll become a Holy Maiden.
**[14:45] (Flashback) LUNA**
And when I do, I'll make you regret
everything you've just said to us.
**[14:50] (Flashback) NOBLEA**
You've gone nuts, brat.
I've had enough of your—
**[14:54] (Flashback) NOBLEA**
What? No way!
**[14:57] (Flashback) LUNA**
I would just love to get your names.
**[14:59] (Flashback) NOBLEA**
H-Hmph! I'm not introducing myself to rats!
**[15:05] (Flashback) Luna**
Here.
**[15:07] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Are you really going to join the Holy Church?
**[15:11] (Flashback) LUNA**
I won't just join.
**[15:14] (Flashback) LUNA**
I'm going to be a Holy Maiden!
**[15:17] (Flashback) EAGLE**
A Holy Maiden...
**[15:19] (Flashback) LUNA**
And when I do, I wouldn't mind
taking you in as my servant.
**[15:24] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Servant?
**[15:25] (Flashback) LUNA**
Just you watch.
**[15:27] (Flashback) LUNA**
The Angels will surely smile upon me!
**[15:32] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Yeah, I'm sure they will.
**[15:37] (Flashback) ENVOY**
I'm here to receive you on
orders from the Holy Church,
**[15:40] (Flashback) ENVOY**
Madam Luna Elegant.
**[15:42] (Flashback) LUNA**
Welcome. I've been expecting you.
**[15:45] (Flashback) ENVOY**
You are to undergo training
to become a Holy Maiden.
**[15:50] (Flashback) ENVOY**
Please prepare to depart.
**[15:51] (Flashback) LUNA**
Wait. I should mention that I have
a servant I'd like to bring along.
**[15:56] (Flashback) ENVOY**
Ah, yes, that kid.
**[15:58] (Flashback) LUNA**
Where has that idiot been since last
night? It's our long-awaited fresh start.
**[16:04] (Flashback) ENVOY**
That individual is no
longer part of our world.
**[16:07] (Flashback) ENVOY**
They were executed.
**[16:10] (Flashback) ENVOY**
Research revealed they were
a demihuman, you see.
**[16:13] (Flashback) LUNA**
Eagle was... a demihuman?
**[16:17] (Flashback) ENVOY**
To think they infiltrated the Holy Capital...
**[16:20] (Flashback) LUNA**
But I know they didn't
do anything bad at all!
**[16:24] (Flashback) ENVOY**
Being demihuman
is a sin in and of itself.
**[16:27] (Flashback) ENVOY**
Are you not someone who's striving
to become a Holy Maiden?
**[16:30] (Flashback) ENVOY**
In that case, you must be more
careful with whom you associate.
**[16:34] (Flashback) LUNA**
Is Eagle... really dead?
**[16:37] (Flashback) ENVOY**
Do you truly believe our Kingdom
would let demihumans live?
**[16:46] MOMO**
A big haul!
**[16:46] LUNA**
I'll make sure this village
prospers and thrives!
**[16:50] KUNAI**
Oh?
**[16:51] KUNAI**
A wonderful mindset, I must say.
**[16:53] LUNA**
Y-Y-You!
**[16:55] LUNA**
How long have you been there?!
**[16:56] KUNAI**
I appreciate you taking the reins
of the village's development.
**[16:59] KUNAI**
I expect good things.
**[17:01] LUNA**
What are you saying?
This is *my* land!
**[17:04] LUNA**
*You're* the one who should get to work!
**[17:06] KUNAI**
But I *am* working.
**[17:08] KUNAI**
Money is flowing into
our coffers as we speak.
**[17:12] LUNA**
Wha?
**[17:14] NOBLELADYA**
Madam Butterfly, what is
this oriental artwork?
**[17:18] SHRIMPFRY**
Oh, please. This is a type
of door called "fusuma."
**[17:22] NOBLELADYB**
A door?!
**[17:23] NOBLELADYC**
But touching it every time you enter
or exit will ruin the artwork!
**[17:26] SHRIMPFRY**
Its beauty evolves with time.
**[17:30] SHRIMPFRY**
All things must pass, as they say.
**[17:32] KYON**
We welcome you all to the Rabby
Village's hot springs resort, hop.
**[17:37] MOMO**
It's the number one resort in the
Kingdom of Holy Light, bunny.
**[17:39] MOMO**
Please make yourselves at home, bunny!
**[17:44] NOBLELADYC**
I can't believe we can use so much water.
**[17:48] NOBLELADYD**
Hot springs are the ultimate luxury.
**[17:50] NOBLELADYE**
What is this soap?
**[17:52] NOBLELADYE**
My hair was so dry, but now it feels rich!
**[17:56] NOBLELADYF**
I love this bubbly bath.
**[17:58] NOBLELADYF**
It feels as though I'm melting into it.
**[18:00] NOBLELADYG**
This is my first time having a bedrock bath.
**[18:04] NOBLELADYA**
I'm never leaving this place.
**[18:07] NOBLELADYB**
Yes, I too wish to stay here.
**[18:10] SHRIMPFRY**
I know exactly what you mean.
**[18:12] SHRIMPFRY**
You will not find this brand of
luxury anywhere else in the world.
**[18:20] SHRIMPFRY**
*I'm not letting them get away now.*
**[18:22] SHRIMPFRY**
* These ladies offered many a priceless*
* item in order to come here.*
**[18:26] SHRIMPFRY**
*And yet, he...*
**[18:28] (Flashback) SHRIMPFRY**
Huh?
**[18:29] (Flashback) SHRIMPFRY**
You want to go 50-50? You mean
you'll give me half of the profits?
**[18:33] (Flashback) KUNAI**
Indeed. It would be a problem if
you didn't benefit from this, too.
**[18:38] (Flashback) SHRIMPFRY**
A problem? How so?
**[18:41] (Flashback) KUNAI**
If we both need one another
for both of us to profit,
**[18:45] (Flashback) KUNAI**
that reduces the risk of any backstabbing.
**[18:48] (Flashback) KUNAI**
You understand that best, don't you?
**[18:53] SHRIMPFRY**
* That man is different from any*
* other I've encountered so far...*
**[18:57] SHRIMPFRY**
*in mindset and his go-getter nature.*
**[18:59] SHRIMPFRY**
* He will someday stand atop this*
* Kingdom and the whole continent.*
**[19:08] AKIRA**
* "I'll make sure this village*
* prospers and thrives," huh?*
**[19:14] KUNAI**
Message Tahara.
**[19:17] KUNAI**
*Can you hear me, Tahara?*
**[19:18] ISAMI**
*Is that you, Chief?*
**[19:21] ISAMI**
*Done with your morning bath?*
**[19:23] KUNAI**
* Listen up. Take the items*
* Madam Shrimpfry offers up*
**[19:26] KUNAI**
* and sell them at a discount to the merchant*
* named Manden in the town of Yahoo.*
**[19:31] KUNAI**
* Make him think he'll make a killing if*
* he maintains a relationship with us.*
**[19:35] ISAMI**
* Is that the merchant*
* you sold the music box to?*
**[19:38] ISAMI**
* You want him to spend his*
* profits on our items, right?*
**[19:43] KUNAI**
* Use that money to maintain*
* and expand the Rabby Village.*
**[19:47] KUNAI**
* Spare no expense on the*
* bunnies' needs and salaries.*
**[19:52] KUNAI**
*Turn this village into one that rains gold.*
**[19:54] ISAMI**
* Is this to build a reputation,*
* as you mentioned?*
**[19:58] KUNAI**
*Well, yes, but that's not all.*
**[20:01] ISAMI**
*Okay, I get it.*
**[20:02] ISAMI**
*That's our Chief. You're a scary guy.*
**[20:06] KUNAI**
*Hmm? Anyway, take care of it.*
**[20:09] ISAMI**
*Roger that.*
**[20:11] AKIRA**
*That should do it.*
**[20:12] AKIRA**
* Though, I get the feeling Tahara's*
* misunderstanding something again.*
**[20:16] ISAMI**
* He wants to turn a once-decrepit*
* village into one that rains gold?*
**[20:21] ISAMI**
* That'd make it the target of much*
* envy from surrounding villages.*
**[20:24] ISAMI**
* And, eventually, they'll go,*
* "What are our lords doing?"*
**[20:29] ISAMI**
* "We get taxed heavily and*
* receive nothing in return."*
**[20:31] ISAMI**
*This is a non-military invasion.*
**[20:35] ISAMI**
* An invasion where the targets*
* come and ask to be annexed.*
**[20:41] ISAMI**
* The Chief is one scary dude.*
* Always has been.*
**[20:45] ISAMI**
*Heaven forbid!*
**[20:57] AKIRA**
*I can't sleep!*
**[20:59] AKIRA**
*This village will grow on its own.*
**[21:02] AKIRA**
*I've laid all the groundwork.*
**[21:04] AKIRA**
*The only concern I have now...*
**[21:06] AKIRA**
*is the fact that I can't counter magic.*
**[21:10] AKIRA**
*Magic didn't exist in
*Infinity Game*, after all.*
**[21:14] AKIRA**
*I want items that will counteract
magic for me, just in case.*
**[21:24] KUNAI**
I'm leaving the Kingdom
for a bit, for research.
**[21:26] KUNAI**
Yu, I'm leaving you in
charge of the hospital.
**[21:29] KUNAI**
Do what you can to build our reputation.
**[21:32] YU**
Certainly. Leave everything to me.
**[21:34] KUNAI**
Tahara, the village itself
will be in your hands.
**[21:38] KUNAI**
If there's an emergency,
send me a message any time.
**[21:42] ISAMI**
Roger that.
**[21:43] KUNAI**
I have one more order for you.
**[21:46] KUNAI**
If anyone approaches and intends
to harm the village, erase them.
**[21:50] KUNAI**
Leave none alive. Got it?
**[21:54] ISAMI**
Understood.
**[21:57] YU**
Chief... Won't you please come home soon?
**[22:02] ISAMI**
He *just* left!
**[22:08] YUKIKAZE**
A trip with Mister, just the
two of us! I'm so happy!
**[22:12] MIKAN**
Uh, could you not
forget that I'm here too?
***SIGN*** Next Episode
# 3 - ReCycle
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**[00:01] KUNAI**
Idjit Republic?
**[00:03] KUNAI**
Is that really what the nation's called?
**[00:05] MIKAN**
Can't say I dislike the honesty.
**[00:08] MIKAN**
You complain too much, you know?
**[00:10] KUNAI**
And what's the town's name?
**[00:13] KUNAI**
Please don't tell me it's Conan.
**[00:15] MIKAN**
Rookie. That's where the Prison Labyrinth is.
**[00:19] KUNAI**
Rookie, huh? I take it beginners
flock to this place.
**[00:24] KUNAI**
By the way, Mikan.
**[00:25] KUNAI**
Why is Yukikaze lying on my lap?
**[00:28] MIKAN**
Don't ask *me*. I'm not the mom here.
**[00:30] MIKAN**
Besides, you're the one who asked us to
join you in your search for magical items!
**[00:34] MIKAN**
Then bear with...
**[00:38] MIKAN**
You saw?
**[00:41] KUNAI**
The only thing my eyes see
is the open, vast skies.
**[00:45] MIKAN**
Quit with the random asides!
**[00:46] MIKAN**
You had the eyes of a man
of culture for a sec!
**[00:49] KUNAI**
Well, twilight forms part of the sky.
**[00:52] MIKAN**
You even got the color right!
**[00:54] KUNAI**
I'm talking about the sky.
**[00:57] KUNAI**
What are you even on about?
**[00:59] MIKAN**
Why am I surrounded by these people?!
**[01:03] YUKIKAZE**
Mmm, your knee is rock hard, mister.
**[01:07] KUNAI**
Stop babbling and lick on this.
**[01:10] AKIRA**
*Ice Candy.*
***SIGN*** Ice Candy
**[01:11] AKIRA**
*It's a trash item that only recovers 7 MP.*
**[01:14] AKIRA**
* But in this scorching hot*
* land, it is a luxury item.*
**[01:18] YUKIKAZE**
Your stick tastes sweet. I
want to lick it some more.
**[01:19] MIKAN**
Can I leave now?!
**[01:22] KUNAI**
Anyway, "Prison Labyrinth"
is a rather foreboding name.
**[01:26] YUKIKAZE**
It has a gaol deep underground.
**[01:30] KUNAI**
Oh? So it was originally a facility
to keep something imprisoned?
**[01:34] YUKIKAZE**
Who knows?
**[01:35] YUKIKAZE**
Do you prefer to play the
jailer? Or the prisoner?
**[01:38] KUNAI**
Neither. I dislike the very
concept of entrapment.
**[01:43] YUKIKAZE**
You're so cool, mister.
**[01:45] MIKAN**
Yeah, right. Listen to yourself.
**[01:47] MIKAN**
You're one to talk when
you've got us trapped here.
**[01:49] YUKIKAZE**
Mikan prefers to be on the receiving end.
**[01:51] YUKIKAZE**
She's into candle wax, too.
**[01:53] KUNAI**
Oh? Far be it from me to meddle
in one's fetishes, but...
**[01:56] KUNAI**
Don't go overboard.
**[01:57] MIKAN**
These idiots...
**[01:59] MIKAN**
I'm so *done* with them!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
**[03:34] KUNAI**
So this here is Rookie, huh?
**[03:36] KUNAI**
Seems pretty prosperous, don't you think?
**[03:38] MIKAN**
Adventurers who earn big bucks in the
labyrinth pay taxes here, after all.
**[03:43] MIKAN**
Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not
trying to fill you in or anything.
**[03:46] MIKAN**
I'm just talking to myself.
**[03:48] KUNAI**
I appreciate it.
**[03:50] KUNAI**
I like people who make
up for the things I lack.
**[03:54] MIKAN**
I *don't* want you to like me.
Talking to myself again there.
**[03:58] KUNAI**
That's too bad.
**[03:59] KUNAI**
I was going to invite you to the
salt mikan bath as thanks for today.
**[04:03] MIKAN**
What? That sounds cool!
**[04:04] MIKAN**
Oh, just talking to myself again.
**[04:07] YUKIKAZE**
Mikan likes mikan.
**[04:09] YUKIKAZE**
She likes playing with herself.
You know what that means.
**[04:12] MIKAN**
Shut up, Yukikaze!
**[04:14] VILLAGERS**
Hey, the hero came back this year!
**[04:17] KUNAI**
Hero? You have a hero?
**[04:20] MIKAN**
Of course we do.
How clueless *are* you?
**[04:24] YUKIKAZE**
The Imperial State of
Right has two Holy Braves.
**[04:28] AKIRA**
*Holy Braves?*
**[04:30] AKIRA**
*Wow, that's kinda cool.*
**[04:32] VILLAGER A**
Sir Brave!
**[04:33] VILLAGER B**
Look this way!
**[04:34] VILLAGER C**
White... pure white!
**[04:37] VILLAGER D**
He looks majestic riding his white steed.
**[04:39] KUNAI**
Hmph, a hero riding a white horse?
**[04:42] KUNAI**
How stereotypical...
**[04:45] AKIRA**
*Is he on his way back from Comiket?!*
**[04:48] KUNAI**
Please tell me it's "hero" and not "ero."
**[04:52] MIKAN**
Sir Otamega is a hero through and through.
**[04:55] KUNAI**
What an awful name.
**[04:57] YUKIKAZE**
Sir Otamega is also known
as the White Comet.
**[05:01] AKIRA**
* He's probably just pale from*
* never leaving his room.*
**[05:04] YUKIKAZE**
The other Brave is known as the Red Devil.
**[05:08] KUNAI**
You've got the colors mixed up!
**[05:10] YUKIKAZE**
Sir Otamega has three aides,
**[05:12] YUKIKAZE**
Artema, Mashroom, and
Kaia: the White Tri-Stars.
**[05:17] KUNAI**
Where do I even begin?!
**[05:19] OTAMEGA**
Please line up and wait your turn.
**[05:24] KUNAI**
Distributing food to the poor?
**[05:27] KUNAI**
Does the Brave always do this?
**[05:29] MIKAN**
Yeah, though he spends half the
year traveling the northern lands.
**[05:33] MIKAN**
He's really amazing.
**[05:35] KUNAI**
Is it to build popularity?
**[05:36] KUNAI**
Or are Braves duty-bound
to perform such tasks?
**[05:40] MIKAN**
How cynical *are* you?
**[05:42] MIKAN**
Sir Otamega has been told to
stop by the State of Right,
**[05:45] MIKAN**
but he still feeds the kids out of pocket.
**[05:50] YUKIKAZE**
I heard criticism that he meddles
in foreign affairs to curry favor.
**[05:55] KUNAI**
Oh?
**[05:59] DONA**
Is that true?
**[06:01] DONA**
The Demon Lord has left
the village of Rabby?
**[06:04] AZURE**
Yes, Lord Dona.
**[06:05] AZURE**
He traveled north and is
confirmed to have crossed the border.
**[06:07] DONA**
Great. Send men to Rabby
Village right away, then.
**[06:11] DONA**
Let's see... Milligan should do perfectly.
**[06:14] AZURE**
But didn't Holy Maiden Angel White
forbid us from doing this?
**[06:19] DONA**
She forbade making contact
with the Demon Lord,
**[06:22] DONA**
not investigating the
village while he's away.
**[06:29] DONA**
Have them investigate its treasures...
**[06:31] DONA**
and see if it has any valuables like the
musical box Madam Oysterfry won in auction.
**[06:35] AZURE**
As you wish, sir.
**[06:41] AZURE**
Milligan, did you kidnap
another girl from the slums?
**[06:45] MILLIGAN**
Don't glare at me like that, Azure.
**[06:49] MILLIGAN**
I'm just having a little fun, y'know?
**[06:52] MILLIGAN**
I'm not hurting her or anything.
**[06:54] MILLIGAN**
'Cause she's long dead.
**[06:56] AZURE**
I believe I warned you not to put
Lord Dona's reputation at risk.
**[06:59] MILLIGAN**
Don't be such a spoilsport.
**[07:01] MILLIGAN**
I mean, Boss Dona messes
around more than anyone.
**[07:04] AZURE**
You have orders from Lord Dona.
**[07:06] AZURE**
Head to Rabby Village on an investigation.
**[07:09] MILLIGAN**
Hey, I finally get to play with the bunnies?
**[07:12] MILLIGAN**
That's great news.
**[07:14] AZURE**
Milligan, I said it's an investigation.
**[07:16] MILLIGAN**
Boss Dona wouldn't be such a damp squib.
**[07:19] MILLIGAN**
He's telling me to go have fun, right?
**[07:22] AZURE**
It's an *investigation*.
**[07:25] AZURE**
Please refrain from twisting his words.
**[07:29] MILLIGAN**
Fine.
**[07:30] MILLIGAN**
Yeesh. Such scary eyes.
**[07:38] AZURE**
Bury her.
**[07:41] AZURE**
With respect.
**[07:42] SERVANT**
Sir.
**[07:44] OTAMEGA**
Mister, what have you got tonight?
**[07:47] SHOP**
Wheat porridge for three copper.
Four if you don't have a bowl.
**[07:51] OTAMEGA**
With the bowl, please.
**[07:58] OTAMEGA**
The price has gone up since last year.
**[08:00] OTAMEGA**
The fried potato, too.
**[08:02] OTAMEGA**
The price has gone up two coppers,
but the portion size has shrunk.
**[08:05] KUNAI**
*Oh? Is that so?*
**[08:07] OTAMEGA**
The oil is awful.
**[08:09] OTAMEGA**
And this porridge is watery and has
lost its savory taste.
**[08:12] KUNAI**
*You really pay attention to the details.*
**[08:16] OTAMEGA**
Not as much as you.
**[08:18] KUNAI**
*You're an intriguing guy.*
**[08:20] KUNAI**
* Fake good deeds done*
* are better than good deeds undone.*
**[08:23] OTAMEGA**
Fake, huh? I can't really argue that.
**[08:26] KUNAI**
* Don't misunderstand.*
* I'm complimenting you.*
**[08:29] OTAMEGA**
I'm just doing what I want to do.
**[08:33] KUNAI**
*Are you attached to your ideals?*
**[08:36] OTAMEGA**
This is belated, but I'd
like to know your objective.
**[08:39] KUNAI**
*I want you on my team.*
**[08:42] OTAMEGA**
I appreciate the offer,
**[08:45] OTAMEGA**
but I find you terrifying.
**[08:47] OTAMEGA**
To tell the truth, I haven't stopped
trembling ever since I felt your gaze upon me.
**[08:52] KUNAI**
*Sorry about that.*
**[08:54] KUNAI**
* I prefer to verify everything*
* with my own eyes.*
**[08:58] OTAMEGA**
As do I.
**[09:01] OTAMEGA**
Could you show yourself?
**[09:03] KUNAI**
*Dispel camouflage.*
**[09:07] KUNAI**
I'm developing Rabby Village right now.
**[09:10] OTAMEGA**
I heard about it many a time
on my travels...
**[09:13] OTAMEGA**
that the Demon Lord had appeared
in Kingdom of Holy Light.
**[09:16] KUNAI**
You did?
**[09:17] OTAMEGA**
In my memories, Rabby was a poor village,
**[09:20] OTAMEGA**
and the bunnies lived
highly impoverished lives.
**[09:23] KUNAI**
That's all in the past now.
**[09:26] KUNAI**
I'd like to have your support someday.
**[09:30] KUNAI**
No, I *will* have it.
**[09:33] OTAMEGA**
*Phew. Could he be any more scary?*
**[09:38] LUNA**
They've grown bigger and
more shapely than before.
**[09:41] LUNA**
Now they're elegant carrots
befitting of *my* village.
**[09:44] ISAMI**
I don't think elegance
has any bearing on food.
**[09:48] LUNA**
Don't show up out of nowhere!
**[09:50] LUNA**
You stalker!
**[09:54] ISAMI**
Looks like a bumper crop. We could
expand the farms at this rate.
**[09:58] ISAMI**
Very impressive.
**[09:59] LUNA**
S-So, when is he coming back?
**[10:03] ISAMI**
Hm?
**[10:03] LUNA**
Y-You know, him. *Him*.
**[10:06] ISAMI**
Oh, you mean the chief?
**[10:09] ISAMI**
Sheesh. First Yu, now you?
**[10:13] LUNA**
Huh?
**[10:13] ISAMI**
Well, I'll let him know you miss him.
**[10:16] LUNA**
Wh-Why would I miss him?!
**[10:19] ISAMI**
Yeah, yeah.
**[10:21] MIKAN**
This is the entrance to the Prison Labyrinth.
**[10:25] YUKIKAZE**
The labyrinth of love.
**[10:27] YUKIKAZE**
Once you're trapped, you can never get out.
**[10:30] MIKAN**
We'll get you in as our porter.
**[10:33] KUNAI**
Me? Carry your stuff?
**[10:35] YUKIKAZE**
You aren't registered as an adventurer.
**[10:38] KUNAI**
Very well. Let's go with that.
**[10:44] MIKAN**
You'd better carry the weight!
**[10:46] MIKAN**
I'll teach you what being an adventurer is—
***SIGN*** lift...
**[10:51] YUKIKAZE**
Why would he do her before me?
**[10:54] MIKAN**
L-Let me go! I-I wasn't
telling you to carry me!
**[10:57] YUKIKAZE**
Mikan, you're dead.
**[10:59] MIKAN**
Hey!
**[11:04] AKIRA**
* This is the Prison Labyrinth.*
* Who created this thing?*
**[11:08] KUNAI**
There are so many people here that
this all feels very pedestrian.
**[11:12] YUKIKAZE**
The first three floors get lots of traffic.
**[11:14] YUKIKAZE**
The numbers dwindle after that.
**[11:17] AKIRA**
*Huge! Gross!*
**[11:19] MIKAN**
A sand snail? Takes me back.
**[11:22] YUKIKAZE**
Reminds me of my rookie days.
**[11:24] MIKAN**
Time to hunt it for old times' sake!
**[11:30] KUNAI**
Does the shell fetch a decent price?
**[11:32] MIKAN**
That's right. It gets crushed and mixed in soil.
**[11:35] KUNAI**
I see. It makes construction material?
**[11:37] YUKIKAZE**
Makes things rock *hard*. They
fetch five coppers for three.
**[11:41] MIKAN**
And an even better price right before war.
**[11:44] YUKIKAZE**
Transport, Snow Trolley.
**[11:49] YUKIKAZE**
Put it in, mister.
**[11:52] YUKIKAZE**
Stick that hard, stiff—
**[11:54] KUNAI**
Suck on this.
**[11:57] KUNAI**
How do they dispose of the monster
corpses? They'll rot if left alone.
**[12:01] MIKAN**
They disappear after some time.
**[12:02] KUNAI**
Disappear? But the shell won't?
**[12:06] MIKAN**
The spoils don't.
**[12:08] KUNAI**
Why not?
**[12:09] MIKAN**
Don't ask me.
**[12:10] AKIRA**
*How convenient... or sloppy.*
**[12:13] AKIRA**
*This, too, is so very RPG-like.*
**[12:17] MIKAN**
That noise! It's a monster parade!
**[12:19] YUKIKAZE**
Festival time!
**[12:20] KUNAI**
A festival?
**[12:22] MIKAN**
All right! Let's go, you guys!
**[12:25] YUKIKAZE**
The time has come, and so has Mikan.
**[12:27] KUNAI**
A festival, huh? Better
join in on the fun, then.
**[12:35] MIKAN**
Yeah, bring it!
**[12:37] KUNAI**
Ah, so it's a massive outbreak of monsters.
**[12:40] YUKIKAZE**
One of these helped me make
ends meet in the past.
**[12:43] KUNAI**
It's like a temporary bonus, right?
**[12:52] ADVENTURER1**
Damn, it's a tinpot!
**[12:53] ADVENTURER2**
Somebody stop it with magic!
**[12:55] ADVENTURER3**
Does nobody here have any traps?!
**[13:02] YUKIKAZE**
Mister.
**[13:04] YUKIKAZE**
Rookies can't handle that thing.
**[13:09] MIKAN**
All of you, get back!
**[13:13] MIKAN**
I'll take this one...
**[13:15] GV**
*Sodom's Flames.*
**[13:20] KUNAI**
Pardon me.
**[13:22] KUNAI**
You may return to the festivities now.
**[13:26] YUKIKAZE**
You may.
**[13:28] MIKAN**
Hey, don't just leave me behind!
**[13:31] ADVENTURER**
Who was *that*?
**[13:32] FADV1**
He was so dandy!
**[13:34] FADV2**
Was that his lover with him?
**[13:36] FADV3**
Damn it! Is it the looks?
**[13:38] FADV3**
Do looks matter most, after all?!
**[13:43] MILLIGAN**
Is that Rabby Village?
**[13:45] MILLIGAN**
I thought it'd be more rundown, but whatever.
**[13:51] MILLIGAN**
* Okay, time to help myself*
* to some little bunnies.*
**[13:59] ISAMI**
Heya, buddy.
**[14:02] ISAMI**
Where do you think you're going?
**[14:04] MILLIGAN**
*The hell is that?*
**[14:05] ISAMI**
You don't really have to answer.
**[14:09] ISAMI**
But, you know, formalities.
**[14:11] MILLIGAN**
Man, I got lost in the dark.
**[14:15] MILLIGAN**
Could you let me—
**[14:16] ISAMI**
Oh, yeah?
**[14:23] YU**
Hey, Tahara, don't rough up my specimens.
**[14:26] ISAMI**
Does it matter? You're gonna cut,
slice, and chop 'em up anyway.
**[14:30] YU**
You are truly thoughtless.
**[14:33] YU**
You have no idea how to handle guinea pigs.
**[14:36] ISAMI**
And I'm perfectly fine with that.
**[14:40] MILLIGAN**
*What's wrong? Back me up here!*
**[14:42] YU**
Oh, I'm sorry to say...
**[14:44] YU**
Your friends in the back are in here.
**[14:54] MILLIGAN**
N-No! Don't hurt me!
**[14:56] MILLIGAN**
We were lost, really!
**[14:58] ISAMI**
Dude, weren't you spying on the
village from this afternoon?
**[15:02] MILLIGAN**
No! I just got here...
**[15:05] ISAMI**
Yeah? Tron, what color do you see in him?
**[15:09] TRON**
A really muddy one.
**[15:11] TAHARA**
Sigh... Waste water after
a painting job, huh?
**[15:14] TRON**
He's lying. He's guilty.
**[15:18] ISAMI**
Figures. My gut tells me he's
the scum of the earth, too.
**[15:25] YU**
Come, let's go. I'm thinking
I'll turn you into fertilizer.
**[15:30] MILLIGAN**
Let me go! Please—
**[15:31] YU**
I'm growing a new strain of plant now.
**[15:34] YU**
It's a cute little thing that grows by
absorbing nutrients from the human body,
**[15:37] YU**
and it has really pretty flowers.
**[15:40] ISAMI**
Wow.
**[15:41] YU**
I want to gift those flowers to the chief.
**[15:44] YU**
Tahara, the chief will like it... won't he?
**[15:49] ISAMI**
I-I bet.
**[15:50] YU**
I thought so!
**[15:52] YU**
When I tried it on his companions,
**[15:54] YU**
the pain inflicted made the flower's
color more vibrant, I think.
**[15:58] ISAMI**
S-Sounds about right.
**[16:00] TRON**
Bye-bye.
**[16:02] YU**
Do your best to please the chief, okay?
**[16:05] YU**
I'll put in the work, too.
**[16:07] MILLIGAN**
S-Spare me.
**[16:11] YU**
You fool.
**[16:13] YU**
Have you ever spared anyone
that begged for *their* life?
**[16:17] YU**
No, right?
**[16:18] MILLIGAN**
Eek... please...
**[16:18] YU**
So I won't, either.
**[16:21] YU**
You will die not as a
human, but as vegetation.
**[16:25] YU**
Soon, you'll forget how to speak.
**[16:28] MILLIGAN**
No! Not like this!
**[16:31] YU**
Lately, I've been thinking...
**[16:34] YU**
Even ants have no right to be trampled
by the chief and soil his shoes.
**[16:40] YU**
They ought to get out of
his way, don't you think?
**[16:46] YUKIKAZE**
Mister's rock hard...
**[16:52] AKIRA**
*Time to do what I came for.*
**[16:55] KUNAI**
Instant Movement: Prison Labyrinth.
**[17:05] KUNAI**
You guys again?
**[17:08] KUNAI**
You don't learn, do you?
**[17:11] GV**
*Sodom's Flame.*
**[17:14] KUNAI**
But you're good for farming skill points.
**[17:20] BANDIT A**
Yo, check it out.
**[17:23] BANDIT A**
We found another idiot in here by himself.
**[17:26] BANDIT B**
Lots of marks today. We're in luck.
**[17:29] KUNAI**
I'd ask what you want, but
I think I know already.
**[17:33] BANDIT B**
Smart guy.
**[17:35] BANDIT B**
Leave all your money and scram.
**[17:37] KUNAI**
I doubt you'd let me go even if I did.
**[17:42] BANDIT A**
That one resisted, and now look.
**[17:44] BANDIT B**
Don't wanna end up like
that, right? Pay up, then.
**[17:48] KUNAI**
Trying to reason with you is a waste of time.
**[17:50] KUNAI**
Very well!
**[17:52] BANDIT B**
Sleep.
**[17:55] AKIRA**
*Magic? Damn it...*
**[18:01] BANDIT A**
Wh-What?
**[18:03] GV**
*Sodom's Flame.*
**[18:20] KUNAI**
What did you do to me, scum?
**[18:23] BANDIT A**
No... m-my face...
**[18:32] KUNAI**
Magic? What a bothersome world.
**[18:35] BANDIT B**
S-S-Spare me!
**[18:37] BANDIT B**
I won't do it anymore! You
can have all my money!
**[18:40] KUNAI**
You scum always make the same mistake.
**[18:43] KUNAI**
Begging for your life only works when
you're up against a merciful opponent.
**[18:51] KUNAI**
Foolish creator.
**[18:53] KUNAI**
They need to entertain me more.
**[18:57] KUNAI**
Wait...
**[18:58] KUNAI**
I suppose they are causing enough chaos.
**[19:08] AKIRA**
*Crap! He just did whatever he wanted.*
**[19:11] AKIRA**
*Don't just go around killing people.*
**[19:15] AKIRA**
*Huh? The corpses are gone.*
**[19:17] AKIRA**
* In these caves, even human bodies*
* disappear after some time, huh?*
**[19:28] AKIRA**
*The heck is that?*
**[19:29] AKIRA**
*It's this thing's doing.*
**[19:31] AKIRA**
* This ring seeks to bring chaos*
* and destruction to the world.*
**[19:35] AKIRA**
*Grant its wish, and it will grant yours.*
**[19:39] AKIRA**
*But I won't let you have your way.*
**[19:51] KUNAI**
If anyone's wish is to come true,
**[19:54] KUNAI**
it will be *mine*.
**[20:05] AKIRA**
*Seriously?*
**[20:07] AKIRA**
*Isn't this a gun?*
**[20:10] KUNAI**
Wow...
**[20:12] KUNAI**
I should get Tahara to take a look at it.
**[20:21] KUNAI**
What's this?
**[20:24] AKIRA**
*It's basically a factory.*
**[20:33] AKIRA**
* Are those adventurers and monsters*
* that died on the other floors?*
**[20:51] AKIRA**
*I see... So this is a recycling plant.*
**[20:57] AKIRA**
*Is that an invite?*
**[21:01] KUNAI**
So?
**[21:03] KUNAI**
What do you want from me?
***SIGN*** Let's play, Demon Lord
***SIGN*** I'll play with you, Demon Lord
**[21:30] KUNAI**
You've shown your true colors.
***SIGN*** I'll play with you, Demon Lord
***SIGN*** I'll kill you, I'll play with you
***SIGN*** I'll kill you, I'll play
**[21:40] KUNAI**
You sit here in this stupid factory
and act like you're a king?
**[21:44] KUNAI**
Simply ridiculous.
**[21:50] GV**
*Sodom's Flame.*
**[21:56] KUNAI**
I don't know who you are, but
let me tell you one thing:
**[22:01] KUNAI**
Nothing is impossible for
me and my Great Empire.
**[22:09] AKIRA**
* I thought this was just some other*
* world, but things are getting interesting.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
# 4 - ReCruit
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**[00:02] LUNA**
After a hard day's work, nothing soothes
the soul more than hot springs.
**[00:05] KYON**
Yeah. Hot springs are amazing, hop.
**[00:08] MOMO**
The Demon Lord is great for
building this place, bunny.
**[00:11] LULU**
No, wrong!
**[00:13] LULU**
I, the Holy Maiden, am the one
who's great for bringing him here!
**[00:17] LULU**
These hot springs only exist because of *me*!
**[00:20] MOMO**
R-Right, Miss Luna, bunny!
**[00:23] KYON**
We're so blessed to have you here, hop!
**[00:27] LUNA**
That's right.
**[00:28] LUNA**
Your lives are happy
because *I* have this power.
**[00:33] LUNA**
If only I'd had it back when I was a child...
**[00:38] LUNA**
*Maybe she'd still be alive.*
**[00:42] LUNA**
*Eagle...*
***SIGN*** The New Queendom of Xenovia
***SIGN*** Episode 4
**[02:22] KNIGHTA**
Keep walking, you heretics.
**[02:24] KNIGHTA**
How dare you traitors reject
the righteous light!
**[02:27] KNIGHTB**
You have the gall to defy
us? Know your place!
**[02:31] KNIGHTB**
Tch, filthy demihuman.
**[02:34] KNIGHTB**
On your feet!
**[02:36] KNIGHTB**
Just the sight of you defiles my eyes!
**[02:48] KNIGHTB**
You demihumans are useless other
than as sacrifices to the devil.
**[02:55] TEMPLAR**
I must say, Archpriest.
**[02:57] TEMPLAR**
This is quite the escort for simply
getting border-passing rights.
**[03:01] ARCHBISHOP**
We must show off the glorious
light of the State of Right.
**[03:06] ARCHBISHOP**
The little girl in charge of this
country has been acting cocky.
**[03:09] TEMPLAR**
"The Conqueror of the North," was it?
**[03:12] TEMPLAR**
Quite the vain heretic.
**[03:16] ARCHBISHOP**
When she was but ten years old,
**[03:18] ARCHBISHOP**
she drove her own father into
exile and took his throne.
**[03:23] ARCHBISHOP**
That is why they call themselves
the "New Queendom."
**[03:27] TEMPLAR**
I see.
**[03:28] ARCHBISHOP**
Not long after, she annexed
the surrounding states
**[03:31] ARCHBISHOP**
and came to be called the
Conqueror of the North.
**[03:35] ARCHBISHOP**
But she will soon kneel
before our righteous light.
**[03:38] TEMPLAR**
The papal crown has its
sights on Xenovia too?
**[03:42] ARCHBISHOP**
That is not for you to know, Chief Templar.
**[03:45] TEMPLAR**
My apologies.
**[03:47] ARCHBISHOP**
Now, time to give the little
girl a *light* greeting.
**[03:55] ARCHBISHOP**
It's been ages, Queen Beatrice
of the New Queendom of Xenovia.
**[04:03] ARCHBISHOP**
*What?!*
**[04:04] ARCHBISHOP**
*Is this really the girl I met before?*
**[04:08] BEATRICE**
Well done coming all this way.
**[04:11] ARCHBISHOP**
I am beyond thrilled to see
you well, Your Majesty.
**[04:16] BEATRICE**
I'll give you the right to pass.
**[04:18] BEATRICE**
You may leave now.
**[04:20] ARCHBISHOP**
* That's all she has to say to an*
* envoy of the righteous light?*
**[04:24] ARCHBISHOP**
*And what's with the mockery in her eyes?!*
**[04:27] ARCHBISHOP**
You certainly seem to be very busy.
**[04:29] ARCHBISHOP**
This old man will leave
your presence right away.
**[04:33] ARCHBISHOP**
But just one thing...
**[04:34] ARCHBISHOP**
I'm truly amazed by your growth.
**[04:37] ARCHBISHOP**
You still had traces of your
childlike innocence last I saw you.
**[04:42] ARCHBISHOP**
How time flies, I suppose.
**[04:45] KONGMING**
It pleases me to hear
you praise our queen's growth.
**[04:51] KONGMING**
I'm Kongming, chief advisor
to Her Highness Beatrice.
**[04:56] ARCHBISHOP**
A pleasure to meet you.
**[04:57] KONGMING**
Stay and watch Her Highness
work, if you please.
**[05:00] KONGMING**
I would love to hear your
opinion, Archbishop.
**[05:03] ARCHBISHOP**
Oh? Are you sure you want
an outsider listening in?
**[05:09] KONGMING**
I'm sure it would serve as a fine souvenir
to take back to the State of Right.
**[05:16] BEATRICE**
Make your reports.
**[05:17] RETAINERA**
Your Majesty, about the farmland
water shortage I reported before...
**[05:23] RETAINERA**
We'd like to start a large-scale
irrigation project.
**[05:25] BEATRICE**
Understood. You may go ahead.
**[05:28] RETAINERB**
For the recent epidemic measures,
**[05:30] RETAINERB**
we are running out of funds,
which may delay our plans.
**[05:35] BEATRICE**
I'll divert some funds from the treasury.
**[05:37] RETAINERC**
We'd like to expand the ranches
to raise military horses.
**[05:41] BEATRICE**
You have full authority on the matter.
**[05:43] RETAINERD**
The R&R facility for soldiers
injured in action...
**[05:46] BEATRICE**
I read the proposal. Proceed as planned.
**[05:49] RETAINERE**
General Muller reports that the Milk nomads
are plotting something by the border.
**[05:55] BEATRICE**
Raze a few of their gers.
Rest assured.
**[05:59] BEATRICE**
I'll take full responsibility.
**[06:01] ARCHBISHOP**
*What? No deliberation?*
**[06:04] ARCHBISHOP**
*She moves things along at such a rapid pace?*
**[06:08] ARCHBISHOP**
* If we waste any time, she'll pull*
* the rug from beneath our feet.*
**[06:15] KONGMING**
You're departing in quite the hurry.
**[06:18] KONGMING**
Did something urgent come up?
**[06:20] ARCHIBISHOP**
I'd advise you not to get too haughty.
**[06:22] ARCHIBISHOP**
The day our righteous light swallows
up the Archipelago Union is near.
**[06:26] KONGMING**
Is that so?
**[06:29] ARCHBISHOP**
Oh, right. One of the slaves in our
convoy is somewhat interesting.
**[06:35] KONGMING**
Interesting, how?
**[06:36] ARCHBISHOP**
She's a demihuman and used to serve a
Holy Maiden in the Kingdom of Holy Light.
**[06:42] KONGMING**
A Holy Maiden's servant?
**[06:44] ARCHBISHOP**
Believe it or not, she's falconfolk:
half-falcon, half-human.
**[06:49] KONGMING**
Oh?
**[06:50] KONGMING**
I thought the Kingdom of Holy Light and
the State of Right had friendly relations.
**[06:56] KONGMING**
Wouldn't making a Holy Maiden's servant
a slave sour that relationship?
**[07:02] ARCHBISHOP**
A Holy Maiden would *never*
have a demihuman by her side.
**[07:05] ARCHBISHOP**
And if she did, *that* would
be the real scandal here.
**[07:11] ARCHBISHOP**
A demihuman like that deserves to be
eliminated by our righteous light.
**[07:24] KONGMING**
Your Majesty, I hate to
interrupt your break...
**[07:28] BEATRICE**
I'm *so done*!
**[07:30] BEATRICE**
That old dude kept staring
at my legs! What a creep!
**[07:33] BEATRICE**
It was so gross how he said I'd
grown while looking at my legs!
**[07:36] BEATRICE**
I had chills the entire time he was here!
**[07:37] KONGMING**
Your Majesty, please refrain from this
behavior in front of the other retainers.
**[07:41] BEATRICE**
Screw that! I'm done!
**[07:44] BEATRICE**
I'm taking the day off tomorrow!
**[07:47] KONGMING**
Queens don't get days off!
**[07:50] BEATRICE**
Then *you* be the queen.
**[07:53] BEATRICE**
I'm gonna retire.
**[07:54] KONGMING**
Enough, Beatrice!
**[07:56] KONGMING**
There's no replacing the queen!
**[07:59] BEATRICE**
This is all because you exiled my dad!
**[08:02] KONGMING**
If we'd let that fool rule this
country, it'd be done for!
**[08:06] BEATRICE**
And why does that mean
*I* gotta be the queen?!
**[08:09] BEATRICE**
*You* take responsibility, boss!
**[08:11] KONGMING**
Will you get over the past already?!
**[08:15] BEATRICE**
I'll never forget how you
bullied me, your assistant.
**[08:17] BEATRICE**
You even took my money sometimes!
**[08:20] BEATRICE**
You're a monster, boss. A real demon!
**[08:23] KONGMING**
Stop it! Forget those memories at once!
**[08:25] BEATRICE**
I'll never forget how you made me go
buy you cigars in the freezing rain!
**[08:30] KONGMING**
No! Forget that!
**[08:34] KONGMING**
Just listen up, Beatrice.
**[08:37] KONGMING**
The State of Right convoy is
transporting an interesting person!
**[08:40] BEATRICE**
Interesting, how?
**[08:42] KONGMING**
A demihuman who used to serve
a Holy Maiden of Light.
**[08:46] KONGMING**
We'll use this intel to drive a
wedge between Right and Light.
**[08:51] BEATRICE**
I don't care about the
stupid Kingdom of Light...
**[08:53] KONGMING**
Listen, something strange is
going on in that country.
**[08:56] KONGMING**
A Demon Lord and a
dragonkin showed up there.
**[08:59] BEATRICE**
There's a demon lord behind me right now.
**[09:01] KONGMING**
Why, you little!
**[09:05] BEATRICE**
Boss Demon Lord... I can't breathe!
**[09:08] KONGMING**
Leaking this info will probably
cause a rift between the two.
**[09:13] KONGMING**
Remember this so that we don't slip up.
**[09:16] BEATRICE**
Don't wanna. I'm gonna forget it right away.
**[09:19] KONGMING**
Then why do you remember useless
details of the past?!
**[09:22] BEATURICE**
You'll never understand how lonely it
feels to eat alone in the bathroom!
**[09:27] KONGMING**
No, please forget that!
**[09:29] KONGMING**
Hell, you better forget!
**[09:43] HANZO**
*This place is developing, and fast.*
**[09:46] HANZO**
*They're not even using any slaves.*
**[09:49] HANZO**
*How is this possible?*
**[09:55] AKU**
Please wait, Tron!
**[09:57] HANZO**
*A devilkin?*
**[09:59] TRON**
There's a new souvenir shop.
Must try its offering at once.
**[10:03] AKU**
You mean the new kind of
steamed bun called manju?
**[10:07] TRON**
No, the radium eggs.
**[10:08] TRON**
It's a type of boiled egg
with hardened yolks.
**[10:11] AKU**
What? Eggs are valuable enough by themselves,
**[10:13] AKU**
*and* they have this strange
new way of cooking them?
**[10:16] TRON**
That's why we must hurry.
I'm sure you'll love it too.
**[10:20] AKU**
Right!
**[10:20] HANZO**
Hello there.
**[10:24] HANZO**
A knight has asked me to deliver
this letter to the Holy Maiden,
**[10:28] HANZO**
so I came here to Rabby Village...
**[10:32] TRON**
A strange color. Wait here.
**[10:35] AKU**
Wait for me, Tron!
**[10:38] HANZO**
*What was that all about?*
**[10:44] HANZO**
* This resembles the architecture*
* of my people out in the east.*
**[10:48] ISAMI**
Are you the one wanting to see Luna?
**[10:51] ISAMI**
I'm Tahara, the supervisor here.
**[10:53] HANZO**
I've brought a letter for the Holy Maiden.
**[10:56] ISAMI**
Yeah? I'll take it, then.
**[10:59] HANZO**
Okay.
**[11:00] ISAMI**
How do you like the village?
**[11:02] ISAMI**
It's developing well, don't you think?
**[11:04] HANZO**
Huh?
**[11:06] ISAMI**
Tell your bosses that if they wanna
team up, they better make it quick.
**[11:20] HANZO**
This might be more trouble than I expected.
**[11:25] SHADOW**
How did it go, Lady Hanzo?
**[11:28] HANZO**
Don't call me that.
**[11:29] SHADOW**
Huh?
**[11:30] HANZO**
Call me Cocoa!
**[11:32] SHADOW**
Um, that's very informal.
**[11:34] SHADOW**
Hanzo is a name steeped in tradition
and passed down leaders of our clan.
**[11:39] HANZO**
I've *had* it with being called
Hanzo! It's so *not* cute!
**[11:43] SHADOW**
You're barking up the wrong tree...
**[11:45] HANZO**
Imagine you're a young girl
and people call you Hanzo!
**[11:50] SHADOW**
U-Understandable, Lady Cocoa.
**[11:52] HANZO**
Make it cuter! Put your heart into it!
**[11:55] HANZO**
Say it with love and affection! Cocoa!
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Affection
***SIGN*** Co
***SIGN*** Coco
***SIGN*** Cocoa
**[11:59] SHADOW**
I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
**[12:02] SHADOW**
But you're being a massive
pain right now, Lady Hanzo.
**[12:05] HANZO**
Again, *stop* calling me that!
**[12:09] HANZO**
Anyway, what is the deal
with that Tahara guy?
**[12:14] SHADOW**
Should we go undercover to investigate?
**[12:17] HANZO**
No.
**[12:18] HANZO**
They know about us, and they have
this mysterious lady on their side.
**[12:22] HANZO**
It was obvious from a glance.
**[12:25] HANZO**
She had a terrifying aura, like she had
demons hidden away in that coat of hers.
**[12:31] HANZO**
We need to talk to Lady Kongming again.
**[12:33] HANZO**
We're leaving Rabby Village
for the time being.
**[12:36] SHADOW**
Ma'am!
**[12:46] AKIRA**
* It's not of this era, nor is it anything*
* like the guns I saw in my past life.*
**[12:53] AKIRA**
*How do you even load this thing?*
**[12:56] AKIRA**
* I came here looking for magical items,*
* but all I found was this one gun.*
***SIGN*** I'll play with you, Demon Lord
***SIGN*** I'll kill you, I'll play with you
***SIGN*** I'll kill you, I'll play
**[13:11] GV**
*Sodom's Flame.*
**[13:14] KUNAI**
*"I'll play with you," huh?*
**[13:16] KUNAI**
*Lots of problems on my plate.*
**[13:19] AKIRA**
* I'll have Tahara take a look at this*
* once I go back to the village.*
**[13:24] AKIRA**
*The village...*
**[13:25] AKIRA**
* I'll have to deal with*
* them again when I get back...*
**[13:29] AKIRA**
*She's been behaving lately,*
**[13:31] AKIRA**
*but if it's to research the human body,*
**[13:33] AKIRA**
* she'll cut open a million of us with*
* a smile. The mad doctor, Yu Kirino.*
**[13:39] AKIRA**
*And, because I made him a genius,*
**[13:42] AKIRA**
* this man's mind is always thinking*
* a hundred steps ahead—Isami Tahara.*
**[13:47] AKIRA**
* He believes the Demon Lord of the Great*
* Empire has a grand plan in place,*
**[13:51] AKIRA**
* so he keeps trying to read*
* between the lines with me.*
**[13:54] AKIRA**
*At this rate, my mind and heart won't last.*
**[13:58] AKIRA**
*I should summon another aide.*
**[14:01] KUNAI**
Administrator privileges.
**[14:04] AKIRA**
*Now, who do I pick?*
***SIGN*** Takefumi Nomura
Akane Fujisaki
Ren Miyaoji
Shizuka Matoba
Masaru Katou
**[14:06] AKIRA**
*I should go ahead and summon an idiotic—*
**[14:08] AKIRA**
* I mean, an endlessly*
* carefree and cheery aide.*
**[14:12] AKIRA**
*Good idea.*
**[14:13] AKIRA**
*The nimble aide with lots of
skills suited to espionage!*
***SIGN*** Takefumi Nomura
Akane Fujisaki
Ren Miyaoji
Shizuka Matoba
Masaru Katou
**[14:19] KUNAI**
Akane Fujisaki, appear before me!
**[14:27] KUNAI**
Welcome, Akane.
**[14:31] AKANE**
Huh? It's Hakuto!
**[14:33] AKANE**
Where are we?
**[14:35] KUNAI**
Uh, it'd be easier to show you than to explain.
**[14:41] AKANE**
Hey, wait! I'm not a cat!
**[14:44] AKANE**
I may be as cute as one, though!
**[14:46] KUNAI**
Omni Travel.
**[14:49] AKANE**
What is this? A new area?
**[14:52] AKANE**
Talk about high-budget.
**[14:54] KUNAI**
Look closely, Akane.
**[14:57] KUNAI**
*Infinity Game*'s arenas didn't
have such huge lizards.
**[15:01] AKANE**
Hey, hey!
**[15:03] AKANE**
There's even a big castle.
**[15:06] KUNAI**
It's called the Holy Castle. We're
in the Kingdom of Holy Light.
**[15:10] AKANE**
Holy Light?
**[15:12] AKANE**
Sorry, I'm an idiot. I've
never heard of this country.
**[15:16] KUNAI**
Of course you haven't. This isn't our world.
**[15:20] AKANE**
It's *not* the Great Empire?!
**[15:22] AKANE**
What happened to our Nightless City, then?
**[15:25] KUNAI**
Where do I even begin?
**[15:31] KUNAI**
Firstly, I found myself in a huge forest,
**[15:35] KUNAI**
and it was so green, it didn't
even feel like I was dreaming.
**[15:37] AKANE**
Wha?
**[15:40] AKANE**
Oh, wow! We're in a fantasy world!
**[15:44] AKANE**
Not that I get why, but this should be fun!
**[15:47] KUNAI**
*Fun, eh?*
**[15:51] AKANE**
A hero summoning!
**[15:52] AKANE**
Or wait, in your case, it'd
be a *Demon Lord* summoning!
**[15:57] KUNAI**
* I'd like to complain about the way you*
* said it, but I think you're close.*
**[16:01] AKANE**
If you're the Demon Lord, then
I guess I can be the hero?
**[16:05] KUNAI**
Why would you turn on me?! And
they already have heroes.
**[16:08] AKANE**
What? But I'm the better choice!
**[16:11] AKANE**
I'm cute and strong!
**[16:13] KUNAI**
I'm almost envious of your empty brain.
**[16:17] KUNAI**
Omni Travel.
**[16:20] AKANE**
And what's this place?
**[16:23] KUNAI**
I'm showing you that this world
isn't just fun and games.
**[16:27] AKANE**
I see. Makes sense.
**[16:29] KUNAI**
This world has many countries and
states we know nothing about.
**[16:34] KUNAI**
Even races other than humans
known as monsters and demons.
**[16:39] KUNAI**
There might even be gods here.
**[16:43] KUNAI**
Even here, we're surrounded by foes,
**[16:46] KUNAI**
just like in the world with the Great Empire.
**[16:49] AKANE**
Right.
**[16:50] AKANE**
If they're against us, then
we'll just fight them.
**[16:53] AKANE**
But...
**[16:56] AKANE**
What do you want to achieve in this world?
**[17:00] AKIRA**
*I...*
**[17:02] AKIRA**
* I want to reclaim all my*
* administrator privileges.*
**[17:07] AKIRA**
* The privileges that ruled the whole world*
* from Nightless City in the Great Empire.*
**[17:13] AKIRA**
*They symbolize the 15 years I
spent developing* Infinity Game*,*
**[17:17] AKIRA**
* my blood, sweat, and tears,*
* and my very identity.*
**[17:22] AKIRA**
*But what happens after I get them back?*
**[17:25] AKIRA**
*I may be able to return to my world then.*
**[17:28] AKIRA**
*But there's no guarantee.*
**[17:30] AKIRA**
*Besides, do I even want to go back?*
**[17:34] KUNAI**
Let's see...
**[17:36] KUNAI**
Once the smoke clears, and
the world is peaceful...
**[17:38] AKANE**
What then?
**[17:40] KUNAI**
It might not be a bad idea to live
together with you guys in Nightless City.
**[17:44] AKANE**
Yeah?
**[17:46] AKANE**
I see, I see.
**[17:49] AKANE**
Oh, look, Hakuto. There's
a weird bird up here.
**[17:53] KUNAI**
I take you seriously for once,
and this is how you respond?
**[17:56] AKANE**
Someone's producing water
from that magic circle!
**[18:00] KUNAI**
This world contains powers
commonly known as magic.
**[18:03] AKANE**
Tell me, Hakuto.
**[18:05] AKANE**
Do you think we can use magic too? Can we?
**[18:08] KUNAI**
Highly unlikely.
**[18:10] AKANE**
What?! But it'd be *so much* fun!
**[18:18] ORGAN**
Found you,
**[18:20] ORGAN**
Demon Lord.
**[18:26] TRON**
Oh, there he is.
**[18:31] ISAMI**
Hey there, old dude. How's it going?
**[18:33] OWENGOAL**
Wha? You're no spring chicken yourself!
**[18:36] OWENGOAL**
I have a name, and it's a
good one! It's O Wengoal!
**[18:40] ISAMI**
Doesn't feel very good
to me. So, how about it?
**[18:44] OWENGOAL**
I got intel from a thief group in Utius.
**[18:47] OWENGOAL**
They said the Archbishop
of the State of Right
**[18:49] OWENGOAL**
is transporting a convoy of over 300 slaves.
**[18:52] OWENGOAL**
And? Is the girl we talked about among them?
**[18:55] OWENGOAL**
Yeah. There was a demihuman, a falconfolk.
**[19:00] ISAMI**
Bingo, huh? Things are gonna get rocky.
**[19:04] ISAMI**
Here's your reward as agreed, old dude.
**[19:07] OWENGOAL**
Thanks...
**[19:08] OWENGOAL**
Wait!
**[19:09] OWENGOAL**
H-Hold up! What is this?!
**[19:12] ISAMI**
Is that not enough?
**[19:13] OWENGOAL**
It's ten times what we agreed!
**[19:15] ISAMI**
Better that than not enough, right?
**[19:17] ISAMI**
You'll make tons working with us.
**[19:19] OWENGOAL**
Why, you... Hmm?
**[19:21] LUNA**
You there!
**[19:23] OWENGOAL**
Eek!
**[19:24] LUNA**
Is what you just said true?!
**[19:26] OWENGOAL**
Th-The demihuman? Yeah, it's true!
**[19:29] ISAMI**
Which means that letter the
girl brought was credible, too.
**[19:34] ISAMI**
It might be worth trusting that the
demihuman was once the Holy Maiden's servant.
**[19:39] LUNA**
Then... she's alive...
**[19:44] LUNA**
Hold out your hand.
**[19:48] OWENGOAL**
Ouch!
**[19:51] OWENGOAL**
Gah! What are you doing?!
**[19:54] LUNA**
Punishing a sinner.
**[19:57] LUNA**
O Cherub, please show mercy to this
irredeemable bearded potbelly.
**[20:08] LUNA**
That should do it.
**[20:09] ISAMI**
Was that some kind of ritual?
**[20:12] ISAMI**
Is that thing important?
**[20:14] LUNA**
Huh? Not really. Just my original custom.
**[20:17] ISAMI**
Wha?
**[20:18] LUNA**
I'm much better than my sister, at least.
**[20:21] LUNA**
I hear she pressed Mount Fuji's bloodied
face onto the contract with her feet.
**[20:26] ISAMI**
You don't say...
**[20:28] LUNA**
Anyway, I'm off.
**[20:32] YU**
Are you sure about this?
**[20:34] ISAMI**
I doubt she'd listen if I stopped her.
**[20:36] YU**
But...
**[20:37] ISAMI**
Don't worry.
**[20:38] ISAMI**
The Chief told me to overlook a thing or two.
**[20:41] YU**
I see.
**[20:42] YU**
If anything, I guess she would be an asset.
**[20:46] ISAMI**
Yeah. The Chief always has a plan.
**[20:53] SHRIMPFRY**
Wait, Luna.
**[20:54] LUNA**
What?
**[20:55] LUNA**
Not even you can stop me this time, Madam.
**[20:59] SHRIMPFRY**
I would never be so boorish.
**[21:01] SHRIMPFRY**
You should take my carriage.
**[21:04] LUNA**
Huh?
**[21:05] SHRIMPFRY**
It'd cause a furor if a Holy Maiden's
carriage crossed the borders.
**[21:09] SHRIMPFRY**
You would never be allowed free passage.
**[21:13] SHRIMPFRY**
But it'd be different if you
slipped by as part of my convoy.
**[21:17] SHRIMPFRY**
In return, there's lots I'd
like you to purchase for me.
**[21:21] LUNA**
Thank you, Madam! You have my thanks!
**[21:25] SHRIMPFRY**
My, my, it's not every day
that you thank someone.
**[21:30] LUNA**
H-Hey, I'm not *that* ungrateful!
**[21:36] OLD BUTLER**
This way, Miss Luna.
**[21:39] SHRIMPFRY**
Say, Luna.
**[21:41] SHRIMPFRY**
May I ask what your dream is?
**[21:44] LUNA**
I'm going to become the world's number
one princess and brag to my friend!
**[21:49] SHRIMPFRY**
A very, very admirable dream.
**[21:53] SHRIMPFRY**
Safe travels, Luna.
**[21:55] LUNA**
Yeah. I'll be back!
**[22:00] LUNA**
*Wait for me. I'm gonna save you for sure,*
**[22:03] LUNA**
*Eagle!*
**[22:11] EAGLE**
Luna...
***SIGN*** Next Episode
# 5 - ReMind
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**[00:03] EAGLE8**
*Great news.*
**[00:04] EAGLE8**
* I can't believe Luna is going*
* to join the Holy Church.*
**[00:08] EAGLE8**
* She'll actually get to*
* live a decent life now.*
**[00:11] (Flashback) LUNA**
I wouldn't mind taking you in as my servant.
**[00:14] EAGLE8**
*I wish she had said "attendant" instead.*
**[00:16] EAGLE8**
*I hope she really becomes a Holy Maiden.*
**[00:20] EAGLE8**
*I finished her gift.*
**[00:22] EAGLE8**
*I hope Luna likes it.*
**[00:25] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
Eagle.
**[00:28] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
Are you Luna's so-called friend?
**[00:31] (Flashback) EAGLE8**
Yes.
**[00:32] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
Apprehend her.
**[00:39] (Flashback) EAGLE8**
What are you doing?
**[00:42] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
Eagle, you are hereby sentenced to death.
**[00:53] (Flashback) CROWD**
Don't let that demihuman live!
**[00:54] (Flashback) CROWD**
Kill her!
**[00:58] (Flashback) EAGLE8**
Why? I didn't do anything wrong.
**[01:00] (Flashback) EAGLE8**
Tell me why!
**[01:03] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
Did you really think you could
fool us, you damned demihuman?
**[01:12] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
A Falconfolk, of all things?
**[01:15] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
The Cherub considered Falconfolk very
dear, which led to demons targeting them.
**[01:22] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
The demons' attacks caused
untold demihuman casualties,
**[01:25] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
and even Beastkin decided to
exile the cursed Falconfolk.
**[01:29] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
And you are a reminder, and
harbinger, of that misfortune!
**[01:32] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
Begone from our world!
**[01:35] (Flashback) PRIEST**
Wait one moment.
**[01:37] (Flashback) PRIEST**
Cease this execution.
**[01:39] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
But why? She's a demihuman!
**[01:42] (Flashback) PRIEST**
Lady Obaba's decision.
**[01:44] (Flashback) PRIEST**
The execution is canceled.
She will be exiled instead.
**[01:49] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
Are we showing mercy to a
member of the cursed species?
**[01:52] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
Also, if that girl does become
a Holy Maiden someday,
**[01:54] (Flashback) KNIGHT**
her link to a demihuman
could harm her reputation!
**[01:57] (Flashback) PRIEST**
If she is exiled, it's unlikely
they'll ever meet again.
**[01:59] (Flashback) PRIEST**
Who knows if she will even survive?
**[02:02] (Flashback) PRIEST**
Anyway, stop the execution and
transfer her to the border.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
**[03:44] EAGLE**
*When I was eight,*
**[03:46] EAGLE**
*I was exiled from the Kingdom of Holy Light.*
**[03:49] EAGLE**
* I spent the few years after that*
* drifting across various lands.*
**[03:53] EAGLE**
*I stole, and was stolen from,*
**[03:56] EAGLE**
*and hid among the poor to survive.*
**[03:59] EAGLE**
* Even then, I'd often hear rumors of the Holy*
* Kingdom of Light's Golden Holy Maiden.*
**[04:04] EAGLE12**
*Luna...*
**[04:06] EAGLE12**
*She really became a Holy Maiden!*
**[04:08] EAGLE**
* Luna's exploits and her promising*
* future kept me going,*
**[04:12] EAGLE**
* and I continued to live strong*
* despite not having much.*
**[04:15] EAGLE12**
* Even when we lived on the*
* streets, you shone brightly.*
**[04:20] EAGLE**
* My memories with Luna were a shining*
* ray of hope amidst all the despair.*
**[04:24] EAGLE**
*Its brilliance kept me fighting through life,*
**[04:28] EAGLE**
*but ruin came all too suddenly.*
**[04:32] EAGLE**
*My wings grew too large.*
**[04:34] EAGLE**
*I couldn't keep them hidden.*
**[04:38] EAGLE**
* Humans feared me for being*
* demihuman and persecuted me.*
**[04:42] EAGLE**
*Unable to approach settlements anymore,*
**[04:44] EAGLE**
* I found myself a cave and*
* lived there like an animal.*
**[05:11] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
Where is the demihuman?!
**[05:14] (Flashback) VILLAGER**
There are no demihumans here.
**[05:16] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
You will pay dearly if
we find out you're lying.
**[05:19] (Flashback) VILLAGER**
It's true. We drove the cursed
Falconfolk out of the village.
**[05:24] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
How dare you try to trick
us, the Right Knight Order!
**[05:27] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
Get them!
**[05:32] (Flashback) KNIGHTA**
This is what you get for lying.
**[05:34] (Flashback) KNIGHTB**
We'll be collecting a hefty fine.
**[05:36] (Flashback) KNIGHTB**
It's what you get for
associating with demihumans.
**[05:39] (Flashback) VILLAGER**
Please don't do this, sir knights!
**[05:41] (Flashback) EAGLE12**
Oh no... I'm sorry.
**[05:43] (Flashback) EAGLE12**
I'm so sorry!
**[05:51] EAGLE**
* I left the continent and flew*
* across the sea in desperation.*
**[05:55] EAGLE**
* And among the countless islands*
* in the Archipelago Union*
**[05:59] EAGLE**
* I found a tiny deserted*
* one that'd be my hideout.*
**[06:23] EAGLE**
*The fishing villagers thanked me for my help,*
**[06:26] EAGLE**
*and we formed a connection.*
**[06:28] EAGLE**
* They provided me food, clothing, and*
* other items I needed to survive.*
**[06:41] EAGLE**
*And I used my demihuman powers*
**[06:44] EAGLE**
* to protect the humans from beasts*
* such as bears and wolves.*
**[06:50] EAGLE**
*Those were happy days,*
**[06:52] VILLAGEGIRL**
Here, Eagle.
**[06:52] EAGLE**
* it was almost as if my times*
* with Luna had returned.*
**[06:56] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Thank you.
**[06:57] EAGLE**
*But... they didn't last long.*
**[07:03] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
We're here to subjugate you heretics
in the name of the State of Right!
**[07:08] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
All troops, charge!
**[07:20] (Flashback) EAGLE**
Stop it!
**[07:30] EAGLE**
* Again... Yet again, I had brought*
* misfortune wherever I went.*
**[07:35] EAGLE**
*I really must be cursed.*
**[07:38] EAGLE**
* The hatred against us Falconfolk*
* accumulated and became a curse,*
**[07:44] EAGLE**
*and it now haunts me.*
**[07:49] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
Enough!
**[08:02] (Flashback) VILLAGEGIRL**
Eagle!
**[08:05] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
Don't kill her! Capture her alive!
**[08:10] (Flashback) VILLAGEGIRL**
Eagle...
**[08:16] (Flashback) VILLAGEGIRL**
Eagle!
**[08:22] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
What's the matter? Finished already?
**[08:25] EAGLE**
*Luna...*
**[08:27] EAGLE**
*I'm sick and tired of it all...*
**[08:34] (Flashback) KNIGHTCAPTAIN**
Filthy demihuman.
**[08:37] (Flashback) EAGLE**
No.
**[08:39] (Flashback) EAGLE**
My name is Eagle.
**[08:41] (Flashback) EAGLE**
And I serve Luna, Holy Maiden
of the Kingdom of Holy Light!
**[08:48] TEMPLAR**
You want us to take the demihuman to Su Neo?
**[08:51] ARCHPRIEST**
Yes.
**[08:53] ARCHPRIEST**
I'll head to the Demon Lands as planned
**[08:55] ARCHPRIEST**
and sell the heretics to the archfiend there
**[08:58] ARCHPRIEST**
in return for their valuables.
**[09:02] ARCHPRIEST**
All of them are sure to fetch
a very pretty penny.
**[09:05] TEMPLAR**
Weren't we supposed to
sell the demihuman too?
**[09:08] ARCHPRIEST**
She's insurance.
**[09:10] ARCHPRIEST**
We have to keep the one thing
they want most until the end.
**[09:15] ARCHPRIEST**
Take the demihuman and
stand by until my return.
**[09:19] TEMPLAR**
As you wish, sire!
**[09:38] KUNAI**
This is bliss.
**[09:40] AKIRA**
*It's nice that wherever I am,*
**[09:42] AKIRA**
* I can use Omni Travel to*
* teleport back and take a dip.*
**[09:46] GV**
*Message: Isami Tahara.*
**[09:48] ISAMI**
*Chief.*
**[09:50] KUNAI**
Tahara? What's up?
**[09:52] ISAMI**
* Luna borrowed a convoy from*
* the madam to head north.*
**[09:56] ISAMI**
* She's going to rescue a*
* demihuman friend named Eagle.*
**[10:01] AKIRA**
*Huh? What's up with that?*
**[10:02] ISAMI**
I oversaw it, just as you said.
**[10:05] ISAMI**
Can I leave it to you?
**[10:07] KUNAI**
*Yes. I'll take it from here.*
**[10:10] KUNAI**
* Also, I summoned Akane here.*
* Sorry for not telling you sooner.*
**[10:14] ISAMI**
That so? I guess espionage
is the need of the hour.
**[10:19] ISAMI**
But try not to rush things too much.
**[10:22] ISAMI**
* It takes a lot for us to even*
* keep up with your machinations.*
**[10:25] ISAMI**
*Later.*
**[10:26] AKIRA**
*He's reading too much into things again!*
**[10:29] AKIRA**
* He has no idea how hard*
* it is to keep up the act!*
**[10:33] KUNAI**
Right, I should message Luna too.
**[10:37] GV**
*Message: Luna Elegant.*
**[10:39] KUNAI**
*Hey, Luna.*
**[10:42] KUNAI**
*Luna!*
**[10:44] LUNA**
Huh? Wh-Wh-What's going on?!
**[10:46] KUNAI**
*It's me.*
**[10:47] KUNAI**
*Take your time, and don't do anything stupid.*
**[10:51] LUNA**
Wha?
**[10:52] KUNAI**
*That's all.*
**[10:53] LUNA**
What's with you? That's all you have to say?!
**[10:55] LUNA**
You can't wake someone up just for *that*!
**[10:58] LUNA**
At least ask how I'm doing or something!
**[11:00] LUNA**
Something!
**[11:02] LUNA**
Something, *anything*!
**[11:06] LUNA**
Demon Lord...
**[11:08] LUNA**
you big jerk!
**[11:12] ARTS**
What?
**[11:14] ARTS**
Lady Luna is heading north?!
**[11:15] MESSENGER**
Yes, Sir Marshal Arts.
**[11:17] MESSENGER**
It seems Madam Butterfly lent her a convoy.
**[11:20] ARTS**
That sly vixen from Central...
**[11:22] ARTS**
What is she thinking?
**[11:24] ARTS**
* If I'm not wrong, the man they*
* call Demon Lord is headed north too.*
**[11:27] ARTS**
*Does he have something to do with this?*
**[11:30] SAMBO**
Sir Arts.
**[11:32] ARTS**
Hm? Oh, Sambo.
**[11:33] SAMBA**
If Lady Luna is heading north,
she'll need an escort.
**[11:37] SAMBA**
Some unpredictable powers
are making moves up there.
**[11:42] ARTS**
*"Powers"?*
**[11:43] ARTS**
* Wait, is she trying to strike*
* a deal with foreign powers?!*
**[11:47] ARTS**
* The demon lord went north*
* to set up a meeting.*
**[11:51] ARTS**
* Lady Luna went to attend, and she*
* has the madam's company funding her.*
**[11:56] ARTS**
* They'll back a military and*
* have them attack our kingdom.*
**[11:59] ARTS**
*Which means Lady Luna's planning a coup!*
**[12:02] ARTS**
*Did she heal Sambo's eyes*
**[12:03] ARTS**
* to make good use of him, and maybe*
* even win him over to her side?!*
**[12:07] SAMBO**
Sir Arts, I will go as escort—
**[12:09] ARTS**
No!
**[12:09] ARTS**
I shall go!
**[12:11] SAMBO**
You'll go personally?
**[12:13] SAMBO**
I can handle an escort mission just fine.
**[12:16] ARTS**
Let me do it, just this once.
**[12:18] ARTS**
Sambo, I appoint you acting
commander of Gatekeeper.
**[12:23] ARTS**
Handle things while I'm away.
**[12:24] SAMBO**
As you wish, sire.
**[12:27] ARTS**
*The empress and the Demon Lord?*
**[12:29] ARTS**
*Don't think you can do as you please!*
**[12:33] DONA**
What?!
**[12:33] DONA**
That woman sent a convoy to the north?
**[12:37] AZURE**
It seems that way, Lord Dona.
**[12:39] DONA**
I'm done with Shrimpfry's bullcrap!
**[12:41] DONA**
Isn't she satisfied with winning over the
noblewomen with that hot spring malarkey?
**[12:45] DONA**
What is she after now?
**[12:47] AZURE**
I'm more worried about the
man who left before them.
**[12:52] DONA**
The one who calls himself Demon Lord?
**[12:54] DONA**
Azure, head north. You know what to do.
**[12:58] AZURE**
As you wish, milord.
**[13:03] UTOPIA**
I see. So the Holy Maiden is traveling north.
**[13:05] UTOPIA**
Garcia, gather some men and go take her out.
**[13:09] GARCIA**
Am I allowed to attack
wherever I want, Lord Utopia?
**[13:12] UTOPIA**
I leave it to your discretion.
**[13:16] GARCIA**
Boy am I happy to hear that!
**[13:21] WALKING**
Lord Utopia, Garcia is a wanted criminal.
**[13:24] WALKING**
He is not suited for foreign operations.
**[13:27] UTOPIA**
Of that, I'm sure.
**[13:29] WALKING**
Then why—
**[13:30] UTOPIA**
Holy Light citizens alone
cannot awaken Hades.
**[13:34] WALKING**
But...
**[13:42] UTOPIA**
No need to worry.
**[13:44] UTOPIA**
This one is just a familiar.
**[13:46] WALKING**
I-Is that so...
**[13:58] UTOPIA**
I have business to attend to.
**[14:01] UTOPIA**
Take over, Walking.
**[14:04] WALKING**
Understood.
**[14:13] UTOPIA**
Long time no see, Oruit.
**[14:18] ORUIT**
I'm not in a good mood.
**[14:20] ORUIT**
Begone.
**[14:24] UTOPIA**
Such a warm welcome.
**[14:27] UTOPIA**
How unlike you.
**[14:31] ORUIT**
State your business and get lost already.
**[14:35] UTOPIA**
The man calling himself Demon Lord
has entered the Beast Kingdom.
**[14:41] ORUIT**
And what of it?
**[14:44] UTOPIA**
It's been bothering me.
**[14:46] UTOPIA**
Ever since that man appeared,
our plans have been ruined.
**[14:52] UTOPIA**
The return of Demon King Greole.
**[14:54] UTOPIA**
The Holy Maiden assassinations.
**[14:55] UTOPIA**
The attack on the Holy Capital.
**[14:57] UTOPIA**
All of them have been stopped
by that man and the Dragonkin.
**[15:00] UTOPIA**
Surely that can't be coincidence.
**[15:04] ORUIT**
They both appeared at the same time.
**[15:06] ORUIT**
You mean to say they're one and the same?
**[15:08] UTOPIA**
Do you care to investigate
that with me, Oruit?
**[15:12] ORUIT**
That dragon is *my* prey. Stay out of it.
**[15:16] UTOPIA**
Of course, feel free to do as you please.
**[15:18] UTOPIA**
I just don't want any more
obstructions to the plan.
**[15:24] UTOPIA**
How diligently she works,
even with a body like that.
**[15:27] UTOPIA**
You truly have some interesting
tastes, I must say.
**[15:30] ORUIT**
Don't defile her with your gaze, scum.
**[15:32] ORUIT**
She is *my* plaything.
**[15:34] UTOPIA**
My, my, do pardon me.
**[15:36] UTOPIA**
It seems I have made you angry.
**[15:42] AKIRA**
*I never did find any magic items.*
**[15:46] AKIRA**
* Just that one hit of magic*
* had me frozen in place.*
**[15:50] AKIRA**
*Stronger magics may prove to be fatal.*
**[15:54] AKIRA**
*I need something to counter it, and fast.*
**[15:58] KUNAI**
I don't have any food for you.
**[16:02] KUNAI**
What's with you? Do you want
to get grilled and eaten?
**[16:05] BIRD**
You're awfully careless.
**[16:08] AKIRA**
*What's with this bird?!*
**[16:09] BIRD**
You're an interesting one.
**[16:11] BIRD**
You wield considerable power but remain
completely defenseless against magic.
**[16:16] KUNAI**
Oh? Is that what it seems like to you?
**[16:19] BIRD**
This bird is proof enough.
**[16:21] BIRD**
Any warrior worth their salt wouldn't let
such a low-level familiar approach them.
**[16:29] ORGAN**
A question.
**[16:31] ORGAN**
Are you really the demon
lord spoken of in legend?
**[16:35] KUNAI**
Who knows? I don't care about the past.
**[16:38] ORGAN**
Would you like to make a deal with me?
**[16:41] KUNAI**
A deal?
**[16:42] ORGAN**
I want you to kill someone.
**[16:45] KUNAI**
Yikes. That sure took a dark turn.
**[16:47] ORGAN**
Unfortunately, I cannot kill him by myself.
**[16:51] KUNAI**
What do I get out of killing whoever this is?
**[16:55] ORGAN**
His castle contains large amounts of
treasure and also countless magic items.
**[17:00] ORGAN**
Some among them can defend
against magic, too.
**[17:04] ORGAN**
You can have them all as compensation.
**[17:08] KUNAI**
And...
**[17:09] KUNAI**
Who is this person you despise so much?
**[17:14] ORGAN**
The man considered closest to becoming
demon king in the Demon Lands,
**[17:19] ORGAN**
the archfiend Belphegor.
**[17:21] KUNAI**
Oh?
**[17:23] KUNAI**
Archfiend, eh?
**[17:26] AKIRA**
*Closest to becoming demon king?*
**[17:28] AKIRA**
* Like that scrub I one-hit*
* soon after coming here?*
**[17:32] AKIRA**
*Piece of cake, then!*
**[17:33] ORGAN**
Are the castle's riches not enough for you?
**[17:40] ORGAN**
Then I will add on one
thing, anything, you want.
**[17:45] KUNAI**
Oho?
**[17:50] KUNAI**
Rejoice. Your wish has just come true.
**[17:54] ORGAN**
You seem confident,
**[17:56] ORGAN**
but you realize this means going
into his domain in the Demon Lands?
**[18:00] KUNAI**
No matter. More importantly, why
do you want to kill this man?
**[18:05] ORGAN**
Because that demon...
**[18:07] ORGAN**
is my father.
**[18:10] AKIRA**
* A demon is her father? So*
* she's Devilkin like Tron?*
**[18:14] ORGAN**
I realize this is belated,
but what do I call you?
**[18:18] ORGAN**
Demon Lord? Fallen Angel? Lucifer, maybe?
**[18:22] KUNAI**
Demon Lord is fine. What is your name?
**[18:25] ORGAN**
Organ.
**[18:26] ORGAN**
When do we leave, Demon Lord?
**[18:28] KUNAI**
Now.
**[18:29] ORGAN**
Huh?
**[18:30] KUNAI**
Did you not hear me, Organ?
We're leaving right now.
**[18:33] ORGAN**
Wait! Preparations need to be
made to attack his castle—
**[18:37] KUNAI**
No need.
**[18:38] KUNAI**
Thankfully, Akane's here now.
**[18:43] MINK**
Why is the Demon Lord...
**[18:45] MINK**
Why is my rival *here*?!
**[18:47] AKIRA**
*Who's your rival?*
**[18:49] AKANE**
Hey, Hakuto, who are these people?
**[18:52] ORGAN**
Mink, we're going into the Demon Lands now.
**[18:55] ORGAN**
Our objective is to take
Archfiend Belphegor's head.
**[18:57] MINK**
Are you kidding me, Organ?
Just the four of us?!
**[19:00] ORGAN**
No point taking riff-raff.
They'll only bog us down.
**[19:05] MINK**
This must be your doing, Demon Lord!
**[19:08] MINK**
You're trying to drag me down
from the apex of darkness!
**[19:12] MINK**
But when dark and dark come together,
**[19:14] MINK**
it could awaken the Dark Salamander
sealed in my right hand!
**[19:19] AKANE**
Wow, that's some wild
main character syndrome!
**[19:23] AKANE**
Sealed in her right hand?
That's so bad, it's good!
**[19:26] KUNAI**
Organ.
**[19:26] KUNAI**
Show us the way to the Demon Lands.
**[19:29] ORGAN**
Sure.
**[19:30] ORGAN**
Mink, enough of your fantasies.
**[19:33] MINK**
What do you mean, "fantasies"?
**[19:34] MINK**
The moment I set foot in the Lands,
the seal can longer be contained!
**[19:39] MINK**
Hey, wait!
**[19:41] MINK**
What are you doing, Organ?!
**[19:44] KUNAI**
Let's go, Akane.
**[19:45] AKANE**
My right hand's sync rate is over 9000, too.
**[19:48] AKANE**
It's over garlic ramen, no char siu!
**[19:51] KUNAI**
Okay, screw that.
**[19:52] AKANE**
Wha? Hey, wait for me!
**[19:57] ARTS**
We are taking over security
for you, Lady Luna.
**[20:01] LUNA**
That's fine, Arts, but call
me "Princess" during the trip.
**[20:05] ARTS**
I'm sorry, but calling you that
might cause issues with security.
**[20:09] LUNA**
Oh, fine. I'll settle for "milady," then.
**[20:13] ARTS**
I will try.
**[20:14] LUNA**
That guy really pisses me off, though.
**[20:17] LUNA**
"Take your time, and don't
do anything stupid," my foot!
**[20:20] ARTS**
Who do you mean by "that guy"?
**[20:23] LUNA**
Huh? You know... *that* guy.
**[20:26] ARTS**
The man who calls himself
Demon Lord, perhaps?
**[20:29] LUNA**
Yeah.
**[20:30] LUNA**
Anyway, you'd better keep me
safe, like you would a princess.
**[20:35] ARTS**
Of course. By the way, Milady Luna,
**[20:38] ARTS**
what do you think of the Kingdom
of Holy Light currently?
**[20:41] LUNA**
It's the worst.
**[20:43] LUNA**
I have to take over and lead it,
or nothing will ever get fixed.
**[20:48] ARTS**
*So she* is *planning a coup!*
**[20:49] LUNA**
And I have his backing
now, so my victory is assured.
**[20:54] ARTS**
May I assume that you're willing to
get rid of your sisters to do so?
**[20:59] LUNA**
But of course.
**[21:01] LUNA**
Why do I have to take
orders from them forever?
**[21:05] LUNA**
Besides, he has high hopes for me...
**[21:09] ARTS**
And you wish to live up to them?
**[21:12] LUNA**
Listen, I don't particularly
care for this kingdom.
**[21:17] LUNA**
All I believe in is the Cherub,
and that has never changed.
**[21:22] LUNA**
Screw those morons who rest on their blood's
laurels and never work for anything.
**[21:27] ARTS**
*What is this woman even plotting?*
**[21:32] MESSENGER**
Sir Arts.
**[21:34] MESSENGER**
In the town of Su Neo ahead,
**[21:35] MESSENGER**
a group of Right knights have
reportedly crucified a demihuman.
**[21:40] ARTS**
Nasty as always, I see.
**[21:43] LUNA**
Arts, follow me!
**[21:45] LUNA**
Hurry to Su Neo!
Don't stop until we get there!
**[21:49] ARTS**
Milady Luna!
**[21:50] ARTS**
Executing a foreign demihuman
may cause a diplomatic incident!
**[21:55] LUNA**
Who said anything about executing her?
**[21:57] ARTS**
Then what?
**[21:58] LUNA**
That demihuman is my friend!
**[22:02] ARTS**
A demihuman... friend?
**[22:05] LUNA**
Wait for me, Eagle.
**[22:12] EAGLE**
Luna...
***SIGN*** Next Episode
# 6 - ReUnion
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**[00:02] TEMPLAR**
Up, demihuman.
**[00:05] TEMPLAR**
It's time for the final show.
**[00:09] TEMPLAR**
The archpriest will be back soon.
**[00:11] TEMPLAR**
He wants to string you up for the masses
before handing you over to the demons.
**[00:18] TEMPLAR**
You'll make some memories for the road.
**[00:20] TEMPLAR**
You might've grown into a fine woman.
**[00:24] TEMPLAR**
Such a shame you had to be a dirty demihuman.
**[00:28] EAGLE**
You guys are far dirtier, if you ask me.
**[00:34] TEMPLAR**
Know your place and watch your mouth.
**[00:38] TEMPLAR**
Well, I hope demons take real
good care of you in their lands.
***SIGN*** Episode 6
**[02:23] ARCHPRIEST**
People everywhere are
starved for entertainment.
**[02:26] TEMPLAR**
This is a fine event to show off
the righteous light of our State.
**[02:30] TEMPLAR**
We might as well make good use
of her before we dump her.
**[02:33] ARCHPRIEST**
And once we hand her over, we'll
receive the rest of the items.
**[02:37] ARCHPRIEST**
Then I will most assuredly
gain more power back home.
**[02:41] TEMPLAR**
An even higher position?
**[02:44] TEMPLAR**
You mean pope?!
**[02:47] ARCHPRIEST**
Captain, follow me if you
desire even greater riches.
**[02:52] ARCHPRIEST**
I'll do what I can to appoint
you as commander of the templars.
**[02:56] TEMPLAR**
You honor me, sire.
**[02:58] EAGLE**
You two are rotten to the core.
**[03:03] TEMPLAR**
How dare you insult the archpriest?!
**[03:06] ARCHPRIEST**
'Tis fine. She is a fine circus animal.
**[03:10] ARCHPRIEST**
Capturing one guarantees
untold wealth and power.
**[03:14] ARCHPRIEST**
Even her insults are simply music to my ears.
**[03:18] ARCHPRIEST**
Do you know where I can
find more of your kind?
**[03:21] ARCHPRIEST**
I can try and get you better treatment
if you tell me about them.
**[03:25] EAGLE**
Drop dead.
**[03:28] ARCHPRIEST**
Such an animal. How apt that
they may be called Beastkin.
**[03:33] GARCIA**
My brothers, our mission is
to kill the Holy Maiden...
**[03:38] GARCIA**
But just passing through
here is kind of boring.
**[03:41] SATANIST**
What do you mean, Brother Garcia?
**[03:44] GARCIA**
Before dealing with the Holy Maiden,
**[03:46] GARCIA**
shouldn't we also rain
tragedy upon this land?
**[03:49] GARCIA**
The people are drunk on lies,
**[03:51] GARCIA**
and so we will take back
what's rightfully ours.
**[03:53] SATANISTA**
Yeah, let's take back what's ours!
**[03:56] SATANISTB**
Brother Garcia is right!
**[03:56] SATANISTA**
The wealth and the lands
that were stolen from us!
**[03:58] SATANISTB**
This place needs more tragedy!
**[03:59] SATANISTC**
Our lofty goals require more and
more sacrifices and tragedy!
**[04:03] SATANISTD**
Death to false prosperity!
**[04:05] GARCIA**
My brothers! Let us celebrate the
eve of the Holy Maiden's slaughter!
**[04:12] SATANISTS**
Yeah!
**[04:17] DARKSHADOW**
* More power to Hades, more*
* tragedy to these lands!*
**[04:23] KNIGHT**
Captain! A group of satanists
are causing a ruckus in town!
**[04:26] TEMPLAR**
Satanists?
**[04:28] ARCHPRIEST**
Way to ruin the show.
**[04:31] ARCHPRIEST**
Have your templars suppress them.
**[04:33] TEMPLAR**
Sir!
**[04:38] SATANISTA**
We'll take back what's ours!
**[04:39] SATANISTB**
Our paradise will be built
atop a mountain of corpses!
**[04:44] SATANISTC**
Death to the false peace!
Tragedy to these lands!
**[04:52] KNIGHTA**
How barbaric can they be?!
**[04:53] KNIGHTB**
Let's end this quickly.
**[04:56] KNIGHTA**
You damned devil worshipers!
**[04:58] KNIGHTB**
You bring shame to this continent!
**[05:00] KNIGHTA**
Kneel before the divine!
**[05:08] GARCIA**
I suppose it's time to use this.
**[05:10] SATANISTA**
Wait!
**[05:10] SATANISTA**
We're supposed to
use it on the Holy Maiden!
**[05:13] GARCIA**
And what makes you think I care about that?
**[05:41] KNIGHTA**
A demon! A demon has appeared!
**[05:41] KNIGHTB**
I've never seen one like
that documented anywhere!
**[06:05] SATANISTA**
What is *that*, Brother Garcia?!
**[06:09] GARCIA**
A long-forgotten demon from
a distant era, Behemodh.
**[06:13] GARCIA**
Now, time to take a backseat
and enjoy the show.
**[06:23] TEMPLAR**
We must retreat, sir!
**[06:26] ARCHPRIEST**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[06:28] ARCHPRIEST**
If I flee now, I'll be sure to
be punished once I get back home!
**[06:31] TEMPLAR**
However...
**[06:33] ARCHPRIEST**
I have no choice.
**[06:34] ARCHPRIEST**
I'll use this.
**[06:36] TEMPLAR**
Is that... Perfect World?
**[06:40] ARCHPRIEST**
Gather the templars here!
**[06:42] TEMPLAR**
Sir!
**[06:45] EAGLE**
It's my fault.
**[06:48] EAGLE**
Everywhere I go ends up like this.
**[06:51] EAGLE**
I really must be...
**[06:54] EAGLE**
cursed.
**[06:56] ARCHPRIEST**
Summoning Formation!
**[06:59] ARCHPRIEST**
Men, offer up all of your faith!
**[07:10] ARCHPRIEST**
Please grant me power!
**[07:12] ARCHPRIEST**
Grant me the strength to overturn the fates!
**[07:18] ARCHPRIEST**
O Wheel of Life,
**[07:20] ARCHPRIEST**
bring perfection to this land!
**[07:23] ARCHPRIEST**
Angel Summoning!
**[07:34] ARCHPRIEST**
Oh, that must be the Guardian Angel!
**[07:37] ARCHPRIEST**
Lady Luck truly is on my side!
**[07:46] GUARDIANANGEL**
* Class 1 Extermination.*
* Target Behemodh located.*
**[07:49] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Intercepting.*
**[07:51] ARCHPRIEST**
Wha?
**[08:06] EAGLE**
This sin is mine, too.
**[08:09] EAGLE**
If only I weren't here...
**[08:24] GUARDIANANGEL**
* Behemodh confirmed to be in*
* Thousand Sphere launch mode.*
**[08:28] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Estimating great damage.*
**[08:28] ARCHPRIEST**
What are you talking about?
Hurry up and guard *me*!
**[08:44] ARCHPRIEST**
O Angel!
**[08:46] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Switching to Recovery Mode.*
**[08:48] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Switching to Annihilation Mode after restart.*
**[08:52] EAGLE**
That's... no angel...
**[09:11] HANZO**
We pit the State of Right and
Holy Light against each other,
**[09:14] HANZO**
but where'd the satanists come from?
**[09:16] HANZO**
This massacre wasn't part
of the minister's plans.
**[09:20] SHADOW**
What will we do?
**[09:22] HANZO**
We can't stop this by ourselves.
**[09:24] HANZO**
So we'll take the chance to steal
top-secret documents, treasures,
**[09:27] HANZO**
and other valuables from the castle.
**[09:29] SHADOW**
Right.
**[09:38] LUNA**
Eagle!
**[09:51] LUNA**
Eagle...
**[09:53] ARTS**
I understand how you feel, Lady Luna,
**[09:56] ARTS**
but we should withdraw.
**[09:58] LUNA**
No.
**[09:59] ARTS**
This is not the time for a tantrum!
**[10:01] LUNA**
She's waiting for me. I must go.
**[10:04] ARTS**
Take a good look at the
state this town is in.
**[10:11] LUNA**
Still...
**[10:12] LUNA**
I must go.
**[10:13] LUNA**
All these years I've spent,
**[10:15] LUNA**
all the work I've put in,
**[10:17] LUNA**
has been for this day, *this* moment.
**[10:19] LUNA**
Trials and tribulations
are there to be overcome!
**[10:23] LUNA**
First, I'll take down that demon.
**[10:26] ARTS**
Lady Luna...
**[10:30] LUNA**
Let's go.
**[10:34] ARTS**
All of you, get the civilians
away from that demon!
**[10:38] ARTS**
And cut down any satanists you see!
**[10:45] LUNA**
I see it!
**[10:46] LUNA**
You're in my way!
**[10:49] LUNA**
Lightning Gold!
**[10:59] LUNA**
All of you can go down together!
**[11:01] LUNA**
Gold Rain!
**[11:09] ARTS**
Consecutive incantations?
**[11:11] ARTS**
Have her talents grown that much?
**[11:17] ARTS**
Gale Kick!
**[11:21] ARTS**
I may have aged, but I will not be outdone!
**[11:32] ARTS**
Level Five magic?
**[11:33] ARTS**
How can a human wield such a power?
**[11:36] LUNA**
I didn't put in all that work
to be beaten by some demon!
**[11:40] LUNA**
Ray of Goldust!
**[11:59] ARTS**
Lady Luna!
**[12:13] ARTS**
Impossible...
**[12:18] ARCHPRIEST**
O Angel, hurry up and fight it!
**[12:20] ARCHPRIEST**
Why are you standing still?
**[12:22] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Recovery at 49 percent.*
**[12:25] GUARDIANANGEL**
* Due to this emergency, reboot*
* will proceed at 60 percent.*
**[12:28] ARCHPRIEST**
What are you saying?
**[12:30] ARCHPRIEST**
Now is the time to show
off our righteous light!
**[12:31] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Behemodh still alive.*
**[12:34] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Fire stone consumption confirmed.*
**[12:38] ARTS**
Lady Luna, I'm sorry to say...
**[12:40] LUNA**
No.
**[12:42] LUNA**
I will *not* give up.
**[12:45] ARTS**
You fought well.
**[12:47] ARTS**
There is nothing more we can do.
**[12:50] LUNA**
Look at me...
**[12:53] LUNA**
Eagle, look at me...
**[12:56] LUNA**
Eagle... look...
**[12:59] LUNA**
Look at me!
**[13:13] EAGLE**
*Luna...*
**[13:15] EAGLE**
*You came for me?*
**[13:18] EAGLE**
*But you can't. Stay away from me.*
**[13:21] EAGLE**
*My curse will afflict you, too.*
**[13:24] EAGLE**
Luna!
**[13:29] LUNA**
Sheesh, you're as slow as ever.
**[13:33] LUNA**
Took you long enough to notice.
**[13:43] LUNA**
What is this?
**[13:47] LUNA**
*No way...*
**[14:10] LUNA**
God will not let you be tempted
beyond what you can bear.
**[14:19] LUNA**
Golden Satellite Spear.
**[14:32] ARTS**
Could it be...
**[14:33] ARTS**
Level Seven magic?!
It was said to be lost!
**[14:38] BEHEMODH**
Cherub... You get in my way a second time?
**[14:44] BEHEMODH**
Splendid, human.
**[14:46] BEHEMODH**
Now my long suffering may finally end.
**[14:50] LUNA**
Y-You...
**[14:52] BEHEMODH**
My name is Behemodh.
**[14:54] BEHEMODH**
Be the victor of this game, powerful one.
**[14:57] LUNA**
Hey, what does that mean?
**[15:03] LUNA**
What the heck is this?
**[15:07] ARTS**
Lady Luna! Let me support you!
**[15:09] LUNA**
I'm fine!
**[15:12] LUNA**
I don't want her to see me looking weak.
**[15:15] ARCHPRIEST**
So that's the youngest of the Holy Maidens.
**[15:19] TEMPLAR**
Archpriest?
**[15:20] ARCHPRIEST**
She's too powerful. She must
be eliminated right here.
**[15:27] LUNA**
It must've been so painful...
**[15:30] EAGLE**
It's okay.
**[15:31] EAGLE**
I got to see you one last time, after all.
**[15:33] LUNA**
Huh? What do you mean, "one last time"?
**[15:37] EAGLE**
You see, I'm cursed.
**[15:40] EAGLE**
Wherever I go, I bring
conflict and bloodshed.
**[15:43] LUNA**
Are you stupid?
**[15:46] LUNA**
*Such a powerful malevolent energy! Why?*
**[15:50] ARCHPRIEST**
I must say, wonderful job
getting rid of that demon.
**[15:55] ARCHPRIEST**
But you went a little too far.
**[15:57] ARCHPRIEST**
You have caused so much damage
to a foreign country's capital.
**[16:01] ARTS**
You're trying to pin this on *us*?!
**[16:05] ARCHPRIEST**
O Angel!
**[16:07] ARCHPRIEST**
Render ablaze these savages who
dare to defy the righteous light!
**[16:11] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Annihilation Mode initiated.*
**[16:13] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Searching for Behemodh... not found.*
**[16:17] GUARDIANANGEL**
* Surviving Falconfolk detected at*
* close range. Commencing attack.*
**[16:21] ARCHPRIEST**
Wait! That demihuman
is precious trade bait!
**[16:24] ARCHPRIEST**
Come on, you louts! Stop that angel!
**[16:30] KNIGHTA**
It's attacking us!
**[16:31] KNIGHTB**
The angel...
**[16:34] LUNA**
Hang in there, Eagle.
**[16:39] ARTS**
Lady Luna!
**[16:41] LUNA**
Arts!
**[16:46] EAGLE**
Luna, you must get away, at least.
**[16:48] LUNA**
No! I finally... *finally*
got to see you again!
**[16:52] LUNA**
I've become so powerful, see?
**[16:55] EAGLE**
Luna!
**[17:00] LUNA**
I wanted you to see me like this for so long.
**[17:02] EAGLE**
Yeah... You're my pride and joy.
**[17:08] LUNA**
Eagle...
**[17:10] LUNA**
I love you so much.
**[17:24] LUNA**
Demon Lord.
**[17:26] KUNAI**
I told you, didn't it?
**[17:29] KUNAI**
"Take your time, and don't
do anything stupid."
**[17:36] LUNA**
You idiot!
**[17:37] KUNAI**
So, how long are you going to
keep pointing your feet at me,
**[17:42] KUNAI**
you piece of junk doll?
**[17:52] ARCHPRIEST**
Oh no! The angel!
**[17:55] KUNAI**
Now to more important matters.
**[17:57] GV**
*Item Creation: Tea set.*
**[17:59] KUNAI**
It's your long-awaited reunion.
**[18:01] KUNAI**
Celebrate with some tea.
**[18:04] LUNA**
Oh, come on! Do you really
think this is the time—
**[18:10] LUNA**
So *tasty*!
**[18:12] AKIRA**
* That's a popular item that not only tastes*
* good but also recovers 30 HP and MP.*
**[18:18] LUNA**
You should eat too, Eagle.
**[18:20] EAGLE**
Wait, not now...
**[18:21] LUNA**
Go on.
**[18:28] KUNAI**
Okay, let's hear what you have to say.
**[18:32] KUNAI**
Who is going to take
responsibility for all this?
**[18:35] ARCHPRIEST**
How dare you speak such
words before the Angel!
**[18:40] KUNAI**
You call that junk an angel?
**[18:44] ARCHANGEL**
You must be the so-called Demon Lord!
**[18:47] ARCHANGEL**
A Holy Maiden of Light linked,
not only to a demihuman,
**[18:50] ARCHANGEL**
but also to a devil worshiper?!
**[18:53] ARCHANGEL**
I will report this to my State
and have you all exterminated!
**[18:58] KUNAI**
You're a piece of trash who took
great joy in torturing a young girl.
**[19:02] KUNAI**
Don't go thinking you can talk
like an upstanding human.
**[19:05] ARCHPRIEST**
S-Somebody kill this man!
**[19:08] ARCHPRIEST**
He is rebelling against the righteous light!
**[19:10] GUARDIANANGEL**
* Abnormal presence detected.*
* Searching database...*
**[19:13] GUARDIANANGEL**
*No hits.*
**[19:13] ARCHPRIEST**
Oh! The Angel has begun to pray!
**[19:15] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Dark remnant... light remnant...*
**[19:17] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Pattern No. 999 confirmed.*
**[19:17] ARCHPRIEST**
Divine punishment fall upon ye, you demon!
**[19:19] GUARDIANANGEL**
*Erasing.*
**[19:21] ARCHPRIEST**
May you perish before the divine!
**[19:25] KUNAI**
Oh, of all the clichéd...
Divine punishment, you say?
**[19:28] ARCHPRIEST**
How dare you! Take the angel's
iron fist and go to hell!
**[19:33] KUNAI**
Oh, yeah? Then start praying to your
god or whatever it is you believe in.
**[19:39] GV**
*Battle Skill: Massacre Notice activated.*
**[19:41] GV**
*Plus 44 to attack, defense, and mobility.*
**[19:44] GV**
*Plus 444 to max HP.*
**[19:47] GV**
* All counter effects nullified*
* for a limited time.*
**[19:58] LUNA**
What the...
**[20:00] LUNA**
If it uses that, the town will blow!
**[20:02] KUNAI**
You'll never rise again.
**[20:06] GV**
*Sodom's Flame.*
**[20:22] ARCHPRIEST**
Impossible...
**[20:23] ARCHPRIEST**
The righteous light...
An Angel could never lose!
**[20:27] KUNAI**
I'm a man who has massacred
countless all-powerful players.
**[20:32] KUNAI**
That piece of junk isn't even in my league.
**[20:35] ARCHPRIEST**
"Players"?
**[20:40] KUNAI**
You're Luna's friend?
**[20:42] KUNAI**
You've been put through hell.
**[20:45] EAGLE**
Er, um, thank you...
**[20:49] LUNA**
Hey, Demon Lord! Don't
scare her with that look!
**[20:52] AKIRA**
* I know, but the skill takes*
* a while to deactivate...*
**[20:58] EAGLE**
I am deeply thankful for your help.
**[21:01] EAGLE**
But you can stop now.
**[21:03] EAGLE**
I'm cursed.
**[21:05] EAGLE**
I can't be with others.
**[21:07] LUNA**
That's not true. My sister
will do something...
**[21:10] EAGLE**
For me, a demihuman?
**[21:12] EAGLE**
I'm happy just getting to see you again.
**[21:17] LUNA**
Don't say that!
**[21:19] KUNAI**
We humbly ask...
**[21:22] LUNA**
What are you *doing*?!
**[21:24] KUNAI**
O Gods... how did it go again?
**[21:27] LUNA**
Don't mess around when we're
having a serious conversation!
**[21:31] EAGLE**
Luna.
**[21:34] AKIRA**
* Sacred Staff. It's an item*
* that dispels curses.*
**[21:40] KUNAI**
You two fought well.
**[21:43] KUNAI**
A reward from me. Keep the change.
**[21:48] LUNA**
* When I set out to rescue Eagle,*
* I was scared deep down.*
**[21:52] LUNA**
* My hand trembled the whole*
* time as I held my staff.*
**[21:56] LUNA**
*But then...*
**[21:57] LUNA**
*His face flashed through my mind,*
**[22:00] LUNA**
*and I finally realized...*
**[22:02] LUNA**
*I see...*
**[22:03] LUNA**
*I must be in love with this guy.*
**[22:10] LUNA**
You idiot.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
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**[00:03] LUNA**
Golden Satellite Spear.
**[00:12] AKIRA**
*The heck is* that*?!*
**[00:15] ISAMI**
Whew, Luna really is something else.
**[00:19] ISAMI**
No wonder you brought her on first thing.
**[00:23] KUNAI**
Sure.
**[00:25] AKIRA**
* I had no idea she could*
* use such a powerful move!*
**[00:28] AKIRA**
*This is like some battle between kaiju!*
**[00:31] ISAMI**
Didn't expect the satanists
to join the fray, though.
**[00:36] ISAMI**
We've got Xenovia messing with us,
and the nasty State of Right, too.
**[00:41] ISAMI**
So we're here killing three
birds with one stone?
**[00:44] ISAMI**
As always, you really know
how to set the table.
**[00:48] AKIRA**
*Damn, he thinks I planned this all out.*
**[00:54] AKIRA**
*I was only here to check on Luna!*
**[00:58] AKIRA**
* Whoever that was is probably laughing*
* heartily at this state of affairs.*
***SIGN*** I'll play with you, Demon Lord
**[01:05] KUNAI**
We're putting an end to this, Tahara.
**[01:07] KUNAI**
Feel free to dispose of every
single one that stands in our way.
**[01:10] KUNAI**
I'll leave the minor decisions
to your discretion.
**[01:13] ISAMI**
Roger that.
**[01:23] TEMPLAR1**
Stop resisting!
**[01:24] TEMPLAR2**
Do as we say!
**[01:25] WOMAN**
No!
**[01:27] ISAMI**
Whoa, whoa, we're still in broad daylight!
**[01:29] ISAMI**
Can't keep it in your pants until nightfall?
**[01:33] TEMPLAR2**
What's your problem?!
**[01:36] TEMPLAR1**
What the?!
**[01:38] TEMPLAR4**
Wh-What did he just do?!
**[01:40] ISAMI**
Uh, looks like you don't get what's going on.
**[01:52] ISAMI**
You're about to die.
**[02:00] SATANIST1**
It's a right mess up there.
**[02:01] SATANIST2**
Are we the only ones who survived?
**[02:03] SATANIST3**
Where did Brother Garcia go?!
**[02:05] ISAMI**
Is this your little hideout?
**[02:09] SATANIST1**
Who's there?
**[02:11] ISAMI**
*What's this place? It looks like a ruin.*
**[02:14] ISAMI**
* Is it from the same time period*
* as that gun the chief found?*
**[02:16] ISAMI**
* Heck, maybe he summoned*
* me here to show me this.*
**[02:20] ISAMI**
* Yeesh, it sure sucks to*
* work for a brainy boss.*
**[02:25] ISAMI**
Okay, fellas, get to work.
**[02:27] ISAMI**
We're ending this quick.
**[02:29] SATANIST2**
Is that a magical formation?!
**[02:31] SATANIST3**
Magic defense! Hurry up!
**[02:32] SATANIST4**
Right!
**[02:33] ISAMI**
Is that the best you've got?
**[02:35] ISAMI**
You gonna be all right?
**[02:37] ISAMI**
Let me show you the *good stuff*!
**[02:41] GV**
*First Skill: Rapid Fire.*
**[02:45] GV**
*Second Skill: Bullet Hell.*
**[02:49] GV**
*Third Skill: Scattershot.*
**[02:57] ISAMI**
Something's off with this place.
**[03:00] ISAMI**
Bullets don't leave any marks on the walls.
**[03:03] ISAMI**
Whatever.
**[03:04] ISAMI**
Things should be settled upstairs by now.
**[03:06] GV**
*Sodom's Flame.*
**[04:43] LUNA**
Arts! Wake up, Arts!
***SIGN*** Episode 7
**[04:46] ARTS**
Lady... Luna... you're all right...
**[04:48] LUNA**
Phew, he's still alive.
**[04:50] EAGLE**
But his leg! We need to stop the bleeding!
**[04:52] ARTS**
Please be well, Lady Luna.
**[04:56] LUNA**
No, not like this!
**[04:57] LUNA**
Help, Demon Lord! Save Arts!
**[05:01] KUNAI**
Listen, I'm not some cat-shaped
robot that can do everything.
**[05:06] KUNAI**
Anyway, which one's his leg?
**[05:09] AKIRA**
* Arts? That's a name the*
* madam mentioned often.*
**[05:13] AKIRA**
*This is a good chance to make him owe me.*
**[05:16] ARTS**
I-Impossible. I can feel my leg again?
**[05:22] AKIRA**
* These bandages can heal any and*
* all kinds of bodily injuries.*
**[05:26] KUNAI**
Allow me to pay the highest
respects for your bravery.
**[05:30] ARTS**
Who are you?
**[05:31] ARTS**
Are you truly... the Demon Lord?
**[05:35] KUNAI**
Drink this. It'll help ease the pain.
**[05:40] AKIRA**
*Winner Jelly.*
**[05:41] AKIRA**
* It's a fine product that*
* recovers 50 HP and MP.*
**[05:45] ARTS**
My wound... The pain is fading away.
**[05:48] KUNAI**
You must rest and recuperate.
**[05:55] ISAMI**
That's our chief.
**[05:57] ISAMI**
All's well that ends well, eh?
**[05:59] KUNAI**
Tahara. I see you finished up too.
**[06:02] ISAMI**
Yeah, I made short work of it.
**[06:06] ISAMI**
But I guess there's one remaining issue.
**[06:13] AKIRA**
*Way to scare me, Tahara!*
**[06:16] ISAMI**
Hey there!
**[06:18] ISAMI**
We meet again, Xenovia girlie.
**[06:21] HANZO**
"Again"?
**[06:22] HANZO**
I don't believe we've ever met.
**[06:24] ISAMI**
We met back in Rabby!
**[06:27] ISAMI**
Though I guess you were incognito.
**[06:31] AKIRA**
*Does Xenovia have ninjas?*
**[06:34] KUNAI**
Your country seems rather fun.
**[06:37] KUNAI**
Perhaps I should take a trip there
and see the sights while I say hello.
**[06:42] ISAMI**
*You*? Dropping in to say hello?
**[06:44] ISAMI**
I've never heard of a scarier thought!
**[06:47] AKIRA**
*Why would that be scary, dude?*
**[06:51] HANZO**
A message to the citizens of Holy Light!
**[06:53] HANZO**
We have absolutely nothing to do with
the events that transpired here!
**[06:56] ISAMI**
I'd like to believe that,
**[06:59] ISAMI**
but I don't believe the chief
is willing to humor you.
**[07:05] ISAMI**
* Man, he really put on a show of strength*
* for Xenovia and the State of Right,*
**[07:11] ISAMI**
*making them hesitate to meddle with us.*
**[07:13] ISAMI**
* He also rescued Luna's friend and helped a*
* prominent member of the militant faction.*
**[07:17] ISAMI**
* To top it off, he suppressed*
* a satanist uprising*
**[07:20] ISAMI**
* and made the northern nation*
* of Su Neo indebted to us.*
**[07:24] ISAMI**
*The chief is a truly terrifying man.*
**[07:26] AKIRA**
*Your brain terrifies me more!*
**[07:30] ISAMI**
You just pitched a perfect game, huh?
**[07:36] TENTACLES**
*Well, this sure puts us in a pickle.*
**[07:38] TENTACLES**
*The assassination was just a pretext.*
**[07:41] TENTACLES**
*All we wanted was for lots of people to die.*
**[07:44] TENTACLES**
* Who would've thought that ancient*
* demon would be taken out?*
**[07:47] TENTACLES**
*Unlocking the Holy Maiden's
power was* not *part of the plan!*
**[07:51] TENTACLES**
*What's done is done.*
**[07:52] TENTACLES**
* Next time, we'll cause chaos*
* someplace with a lot more people.*
**[07:55] TENTACLES**
* Central or Dona's domain*
* sound like decent options.*
**[08:04] AZURE**
My apologies.
**[08:06] AZURE**
Your safe return would
cause too much trouble.
**[08:09] TENTACLE**
*What are you playing at?!*
**[08:11] AZURE**
I can't have you causing such
chaos in my lord's domain.
**[08:16] TENTACLES**
*W-Wait!*
**[08:18] TENTACLES**
* Y-You can have all the riches*
* you want if you let me go!*
**[08:21] TENTACLES**
*All the women and treasure you can wish for!*
**[08:22] AZURE**
Not interested.
**[08:30] AZURE**
There were too many
unexpected happenings here.
**[08:34] AZURE**
I might have to turn to my
old allegiances for help.
**[08:44] LUNA**
In the name of Holy Maiden Luna Elegant,
**[08:47] LUNA**
I hereby bear witness to your reconciliation.
**[08:49] LUNA**
May the Cherub's blessings
be upon your relationship.
**[08:58] LUNA**
Now you're the best of friends.
**[09:01] LUNA**
You're not allowed to fight again.
**[09:03] CROWD**
Nice!
**[09:04] CROWD**
Yeah, never again!
**[09:06] ISAMI**
Okay, work's done for the day.
**[09:09] ISAMI**
Let's go party! Drinks are on me!
**[09:11] CROWD**
Yay!
**[09:13] TRON**
Work is over. Time to drink and get drunk.
**[09:19] AKU**
I'm not sure I understand anything
except that Big Sis Luna is amazing.
**[09:23] EAGLE**
Yeah. It drove home that she'd
really become a Holy Maiden.
**[09:28] EAGLE**
Wait, why do you call her "Big Sis"?
**[09:33] AKU**
Oh, uh, she told me to call her that.
**[09:37] EAGLE**
I figured. She hasn't changed one bit.
**[09:42] AKU**
B-But I don't particularly mind.
**[09:45] AKU**
I just don't know if I have the right to.
**[09:49] EAGLE**
You're a really nice girl.
**[09:51] EAGLE**
I can see why she'd want to
treat you like a kid sister.
**[09:57] AKU**
U-Um, I don't know if I should ask,
**[10:00] AKU**
but what happened up north?
**[10:03] EAGLE**
Well, where do I even begin?
**[10:06] EAGLE**
That Demon Lord person...
**[10:09] AKU**
Did something happen to him?
**[10:10] EAGLE**
No, he was terrifyingly strong.
**[10:14] EAGLE**
What's more, it didn't even
look like he broke a sweat.
**[10:17] AKU**
R-Really?
**[10:21] LUNA**
Whew, another day of amazing work from me.
**[10:24] LUNA**
Truly, I live up to the
Elegant name, no?
**[10:30] AKU**
Big Sis Luna!
**[10:32] EAGLE**
Luna.
**[10:35] LUNA**
Have you gotten used to
life in my village, Eagle?
**[10:38] EAGLE**
It has so many surprises.
**[10:40] EAGLE**
Even this "hot spring" here...
**[10:42] EAGLE**
I could never have imagined the luxury
of bathing in so much hot water.
**[10:47] AKU**
And food here is delicious.
**[10:49] EAGLE**
The Demon Lord makes all this happen too, huh?
**[10:52] LUNA**
Hey!
**[10:53] EAGLE**
Huh?
**[10:54] LUNA**
Not you too, Eagle!
**[10:56] LUNA**
*I'm* the one putting the Demon Lord to work!
**[10:59] LUNA**
So you could say *I* was the
one who made all this happen!
**[11:02] EAGLE**
S-Sure...
**[11:06] AKU**
Will he be able to return safe and sound?
**[11:09] EAGLE**
I guarantee it.
**[11:10] EAGLE**
He can go wherever he wants
and return safe and sound.
**[11:14] LUNA**
I know, right?
**[11:16] LUNA**
If anything, we should be worrying
about the places he visits.
**[11:22] AKU**
Huh? What do you mean?!
**[11:26] KUNAI**
That's the stuff!
**[11:28] KUNAI**
The ultimate reward for a job well done.
**[11:31] KUNAI**
I've been working too much lately, but
this sense of accomplishment ain't bad.
**[11:35] KUNAI**
I should reward myself more often.
**[11:38] KUNAI**
This is bliss.
**[11:42] KUNAI**
Phew, I feel alive again.
**[11:44] KUNAI**
Nothing beats a bath
after a hard day of work.
**[11:48] ORGAN**
Alive again?
**[11:49] ORGAN**
Can you rise from the dead?
**[11:52] ORGAN**
Where did you go to die?
**[11:55] ORGAN**
I thought you fled out of
fear of the Demon King.
**[11:58] KUNAI**
Fear? The only thing I fear
is my unbridled talent.
**[12:05] KUNAI**
I trust nothing untoward happened
while I was away, Organ?
**[12:08] ORGAN**
*Nothing* happened.
**[12:10] ORGAN**
We're deep within the Beast Kingdom,
**[12:12] ORGAN**
but we didn't even get
attacked by anyone. Boring.
**[12:16] KUNAI**
This secret base drastically
reduces enemy encounter rate,
**[12:22] KUNAI**
and you need to stack a bunch of detection
skills to spot it in the first place.
**[12:27] KUNAI**
And even if found, the titanium-infused
wall is not easy to break through.
**[12:32] ORGAN**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[12:36] ORGAN**
I'm worried about Mink's party, too.
**[12:39] KUNAI**
Relax. She's with Akane, so she'll be fine.
**[12:42] KUNAI**
They should be exploring the map as we speak.
**[12:45] ORGAN**
*How do you explore a map?*
**[12:49] KUNAI**
That alcohol woke my tummy up.
**[12:52] KUNAI**
I'm a little hungry now.
**[12:53] ORGAN**
Yeah? Let's go look for some food, then!
**[12:58] KUNAI**
Are these fireflies?
**[13:00] ORGAN**
A type of forest fireflies.
**[13:03] ORGAN**
Enthusiasts will pay lots for them,
**[13:05] ORGAN**
but they'll attack at any sign of hostility.
**[13:07] KUNAI**
Organ.
**[13:08] KUNAI**
What's that bright plant over there?
**[13:10] ORGAN**
Oh, that only grows in this forest.
**[13:13] ORGAN**
It's an edible plant called "Delish."
**[13:15] KUNAI**
What's with that name?
**[13:17] KUNAI**
Is that some kind of joke?
**[13:18] ORGAN**
Hey, simple is best.
**[13:21] KUNAI**
I guess so. If it's edible, let's take some.
**[13:24] ORGAN**
Wait. That plant is extremely timid.
**[13:26] ORGAN**
It'll kill itself if you
approach thoughtlessly!
**[13:30] KUNAI**
Hah! That's too ridiculous to be real.
**[13:30] ORGAN**
Hey, listen to me!
**[13:32] DELISH1**
* Yo, some dude dressed in*
* black is coming this way.*
**[13:35] DELISH2**
*Welp, guess I'll die!*
**[13:37] DELISH3**
*United we fall!*
**[13:40] KUNAI**
What is with this nonsensical plant?!
**[13:45] ORGAN**
Delish need to be put to sleep or placed
under an illusion if you want to grab them.
**[13:49] KUNAI**
I don't even want to eat that stuff.
**[13:52] ORGAN**
I hear it's delicious.
**[13:54] KUNAI**
You "hear"? Have you never had it?
**[13:56] ORGAN**
I have, but I don't know how it tastes.
**[14:00] KUNAI**
What does that mean?
**[14:01] ORGAN**
I lost my sense of taste a long time ago.
**[14:03] KUNAI**
Huh?
**[14:04] ORGAN**
Maybe I was fed some bad stuff,
or my food was poisoned...
**[14:09] ORGAN**
I don't know the cause at
this point, but... hmm?
**[14:13] KUNAI**
You asked me to kill your
father... no, an archfiend.
**[14:20] KUNAI**
Why is that?
**[14:22] ORGAN**
Just checking... do I have
to answer that question?
**[14:26] KUNAI**
If you don't want to, that's fine.
**[14:29] KUNAI**
I'll just act to further my own goals then.
**[14:33] ORGAN**
My mother was human.
**[14:36] ORGAN**
He raped her on a whim,
and she became pregnant with me.
**[14:41] AKIRA**
*Y-Yikes! I shouldn't have asked!*
**[14:44] ORGAN**
My mother was tormented and killed
after she gave birth to me.
**[14:49] ORGAN**
And I was used as a guinea pig
from a young age.
**[14:53] KUNAI**
I see...
**[14:54] ORGAN**
I was cut by all kinds of blades,
**[14:56] ORGAN**
pummeled by blunt objects,
**[14:59] ORGAN**
had my body burned then frozen...
**[15:02] ORGAN**
Then, I had healing magics
of all elements cast on me,
**[15:06] ORGAN**
and my recovery was recorded in detail.
**[15:09] ORGAN**
I was fed scraps the likes of
which even dogs would never eat.
**[15:13] ORGAN**
Thinking back, I couldn't
complain about that.
**[15:16] ORGAN**
Because one day, they started
mixing poison in my food.
**[15:21] KUNAI**
O-Oh?
**[15:22] ORGAN**
Maybe they were conducting
tolerance experiments.
**[15:25] ORGAN**
The dosage increased by the day,
**[15:28] ORGAN**
until one day, I'd lost my sense of taste.
**[15:32] KUNAI**
Losing my taste buds would suck.
**[15:34] ORGAN**
It's not that bad.
**[15:36] ORGAN**
I'm fine as long as I can get enough
nutrients to sustain myself.
**[15:43] AKIRA**
*She's similar to Aku and Tron.*
**[15:47] ORGAN**
Don't look at me like that.
**[15:49] ORGAN**
You're awfully kind for someone
who calls himself the Demon Lord.
**[15:54] KUNAI**
Kind, my foot.
**[15:57] KUNAI**
Whoo, this mushroom is *delicious*!
**[16:01] KUNAI**
This is great! It's a winner!
**[16:05] KUNAI**
Whoa, what's with this mushroom?!
**[16:08] ORGAN**
Sometimes you find these screamers.
**[16:12] ORGAN**
The gourmands say they're especially tasty.
**[16:15] KUNAI**
I don't wanna eat this crap!
**[16:17] KUNAI**
Shut your ass up!
**[16:21] ORAGN**
Approaching that mountain would be dangerous.
**[16:24] ORAGN**
Let's get a better view.
**[16:26] ORAGN**
We're flying.
**[16:28] KUNAI**
Don't drop me. I'm not kidding.
**[16:32] ORGAN**
Why would I?
**[16:34] ORGAN**
*So this is the Demon Lord's...*
**[16:36] ORGAN**
*Lucifer's body.*
**[16:39] ORGAN**
* I don't think I've ever touched*
* such a powerful body before.*
**[16:44] KUNAI**
Organ.
**[16:45] KUNAI**
What is that light?
**[16:47] ORGAN**
Light Crystals.
**[16:49] ORGAN**
That must be a patrol unit of Beastkin.
**[16:53] KUNAI**
I would like to see
Beastkin with my own eyes.
**[16:57] ORGAN**
Too risky. I don't recommend it.
**[16:59] KUNAI**
It's for research.
**[17:01] KUNAI**
That's a risk worth taking.
**[17:11] KUNAI**
* Message: Organ.*
* What are they?*
**[17:15] ORGAN**
* What? Why do I hear the Demon Lord's*
* wicked voice in my head?!*
**[17:18] KUNAI**
* I'm tired of explaining it.*
* Just answer me mentally.*
**[17:22] ORGAN**
* A beast general called Monkey Magic*
* and a pack of Monkeymen.*
**[17:26] ORGAN**
* They've noticed our*
* approach and are on alert.*
**[17:28] KUNAI**
*And the kappa-like thing next to him?*
**[17:31] ORGAN**
*That's Xiaosho Balderson.*
**[17:33] ORGAN**
*He's said to be the chieftain's wiseman.*
**[17:36] AKIRA**
*There is so much I want to say!*
**[17:39] MONKEYA**
Boss, this territory here...
**[17:44] MONKEYS**
What do we do now?
**[17:46] BALDERSON**
Boss. Mumble mumble.
**[17:48] MONKEYMAGIC**
Okay.
**[17:50] MONKEYMAGIC**
What will I do with you guys?
Use your heads.
**[17:57] MONKEYMAGIC**
There we go!
**[17:58] MONKEYS**
He used a stick to reach something high!
**[17:58] MONKEYS**
What a genius idea!
**[17:58] MONKEYS**
That's our boss!
**[17:58] MONKEYS**
It's a revolution!
**[18:00] KUNAI**
*Is that a comedy routine?*
**[18:02] KUNAI**
* Or are they trying to get*
* us to drop our guards?*
**[18:05] ORGAN**
* W-Well, the Monkeymen are said*
* to be a bit happy-go-lucky.*
**[18:12] ORGAN**
*Demon Lord! What are you doing?*
**[18:13] KUNAI**
*You stay hidden, Organ.*
**[18:15] MONKEY!**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[18:17] KUNAI**
Oh, just someone who wants
to get to know you better.
**[18:21] MONKEYMAGIC**
Are you the intruder?
**[18:23] KUNAI**
I suppose I am.
**[18:25] KUNAI**
Before you get any ideas, I bear no ill will.
**[18:29] MONKEYMAGIC**
A human wants to act big, eh?
**[18:32] MONKEYMAGIC**
Time to teach you another lesson!
**[18:35] MONKEYMAGIC**
Be destroyed by the Monkeymen's
greatest treasure!
**[18:38] MONKEYMAGIC**
Extend, Power Pole!
**[18:41] KUNAI**
*Why won't the Assault Barrier activate?*
**[18:44] KUNAI**
*Is this another form of magic?*
**[18:45] MONKEYMAGIC**
Hmph, too scared to speak?
**[18:49] MONKEYMAGIC**
Humans are always all talk!
**[18:57] KUNAI**
That's an amusing toy.
**[18:59] KUNAI**
But you could hit me with it for a thousand
years and still not take me down.
**[19:03] MONKEYMAGIC**
I-I'll show you my full power!
**[19:07] MONKEYMAGIC**
Activate Double Attack:
Monkey See Monkey Do!
***SIGN*** Double Attack: Monkey See Monkey Do
**[19:10] MONKEYMAGIC**
Ook!
**[19:16] MONKEYS**
B-Boss?!
**[19:19] MONKEYS**
Seriously?!
**[19:20] ORGAN**
You all right, Demon Lord?
**[19:21] KUNAI**
Hmm. It seems that pole loses its piercing
damage if not in its base state.
**[19:29] KUNAI**
Is that it?
**[19:30] KUNAI**
You messed up by buffing it with
weird skills and multiple attacks.
**[19:34] MONKEYMAGIC**
Wh-What?
**[19:35] KUNAI**
With that kappa earlier, all this
reminds me of Journey to the West.
**[19:39] KUNAI**
Let me try something.
**[19:40] ORGAN**
What is that?
**[19:42] KUNAI**
A lower-ranked item, Golden Headband.
**[19:47] KUNAI**
This might cause a ruckus in this area,
but know that we bear no ill-will.
**[19:53] KUNAI**
If you're calling yourself Monkey Magic,
**[19:55] KUNAI**
then go tell Gandhara that.
**[19:59] KUNAI**
Bind.
**[20:02] KUNAI**
Stop.
**[20:03] KUNAI**
Okay, bind.
**[20:06] MONKEYMAGIC**
Stop it! How dare an inferior
human do this to a forest sage?!
**[20:11] KUNAI**
I'm just getting started!
**[20:12] MONKEYMAGIC**
W-Wait! Stop it!
**[20:14] MONKEYMAGIC**
A human can't get away with this!
**[20:16] KUNAI**
Are you looking for a
skull endurance challenge?
**[20:19] MONKEYMAGIC**
That belongs to me!
**[20:21] MONKEYMAGIC**
Give it back, you thief!
**[20:24] KUNAI**
Now, now, let's not
resort to name-calling.
**[20:26] KUNAI**
I'm not stealing it.
**[20:27] KUNAI**
I'm just borrowing it forever.
**[20:30] MONKEYMAGIC**
That's called stealing!
**[20:31] KUNAI**
Bind.
**[20:33] KUNAI**
Stop.
**[20:34] KUNAI**
Actually, bind.
**[20:36] KUNAI**
Sto. Bin. Story. Bingo?
**[20:42] MONKEYMAGIC**
Stop it!
**[20:44] KUNAI**
Stop.
**[20:46] KUNAI**
Relax. If you do as I say,
I'll give it back later.
**[20:51] MONKEYMAGIC**
R-Really?
**[20:52] KUNAI**
Of course. I'll give you orders later.
**[20:55] KUNAI**
Until then, don't meddle in our affairs.
**[20:57] KUNAI**
Understand?
**[20:58] BALDERSON**
Wait... What is your objective?
**[21:03] KUNAI**
Omni Travel.
**[21:05] MONKEYMAGIC**
They vanished.
**[21:12] ORGAN**
Wh-Why? What happened?
**[21:14] KUNAI**
I can instantly travel to any
place I've been to before.
**[21:20] ORGAN**
From now on, whenever you use
some incomprehensible power,
**[21:23] ORGAN**
tell me beforehand.
**[21:24] KUNAI**
I'll consider it.
**[22:59] AKANE**
Sniff, sniff.
**[23:01] AKANE**
The culprit has left tracks here!
**[23:04] AKANE**
There are always two truths!
**[23:07] AKANE**
I swear on my gramps's name and game!
**[23:10] AKANE**
You're so mean, Hakuto!
**[23:12] AKANE**
You're having fun in the secret
base without telling me?
**[23:15] MINK**
What the heck? Why's a building
like this deep in the forest?
**[23:19] MINK**
Oh no! My right eye is shining in alarm!
**[23:22] MINK**
Is this some kind of trap?
**[23:24] KUNAI**
I thought nobody would find it,
**[23:26] KUNAI**
but I guess it didn't work on you, Akane.
**[23:30] AKANE**
I followed your scent here, Hakuto.
**[23:33] AKANE**
Sniff, sniff.
**[23:35] KUNAI**
She's like a dog.
**[23:37] AKANE**
Akane, as cute as a puppy, at your service!
**[23:41] KUNAIORGAN**
Posing for the camera?
**[23:43] AKANE**
Teehee.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
# 8 - ReCovery
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**[00:01] TATSU**
O Great Mother,
**[00:03] TATSU**
a mysterious human has set
foot in our territory.
**[00:09] TATSU**
He seems to be causing a ruckus.
**[00:12] TATSU**
We'll monitor him and, if his
transgressions go too far,
**[00:15] TATSU**
dispose of him at once.
**[00:18] TATSU**
Excuse me.
**[00:19] DRAGON**
*He's of no consequence.*
**[00:22] DRAGON**
*Ignore him.*
**[00:24] TATSU**
Ma'am!
**[00:28] DRAGON**
*So, that man has arrived at long last.*
**[00:31] DRAGON**
*How will this rematch turn out?*
***SIGN*** Episode 8
**[02:06] KONGMING**
Sheesh, it's just problem after problem.
**[02:09] KONGMING**
We're building up the New Queendom of
Xenovia by expanding our territory,
**[02:14] KONGMING**
but the lands we annexed
keep fighting each other.
**[02:16] KONGMING**
I don't know what to do.
**[02:19] BEATRICE**
You don't understand the pain people
feel because you're a demon.
**[02:23] KONGMING**
Survival of the fittest.
**[02:25] BEATRICE**
Yeah, but you devour even the strong.
**[02:28] BEATRICE**
You're a bluegill.
**[02:30] KONGMING**
Who're you calling a bluegill?!
**[02:31] BEATRICE**
No! Say no to violence!
**[02:33] KONGMING**
After exiling the incompetent former king,
**[02:36] KONGMING**
we built up an obvious foreign threat
to unite our people. That part was fine.
**[02:42] BEATRICE**
Threat? You mean the Kingdom of Parma?
**[02:45] KONGMING**
Yes. And just as planned,
our forces came together,
**[02:48] KONGMING**
and Xenovia's influence spread further.
**[02:51] KONGMING**
But as soon as the threat was
nullified, we're back to square one.
**[02:55] BEATRICE**
And you used your wiles to win
General Leon over to our side.
**[03:00] BEATRICE**
He's elegant, kind, and
respectable unlike *someone*.
**[03:05] BEATRICE**
General Leon is totally Leonish.
**[03:06] KONGMING**
Shut up about Leon already!
**[03:09] BEATRICE**
I feel so bad.
**[03:11] BEATRICE**
You really took Parma's Princess Cake
hostage and forced him to pledge his allegiance.
**[03:16] BEATRICE**
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
**[03:18] BEATRICE**
Heck, you're an embarrassment to humanity.
**[03:20] BEATRICE**
How do you sleep at night?
**[03:22] KONGMING**
Beatrice, I told you that was a lie I told
Leon to win him over, and not the truth.
**[03:28] BEATRICE**
I forgot.
**[03:29] KONGMING**
What are you, a goldfish?!
**[03:31] KONGMING**
I bet it was a demon who
abducted Princess Cake.
**[03:34] BEATRICE**
A demon? You mean you?
**[03:37] BEATRICE**
So you're confessing.
Death penalty to you.
**[03:40] KONGMING**
*You're* the one getting the death penalty!
**[03:42] BEATRICE**
Eek!
**[03:45] KONGMING**
I'll stuff your mouth with
ice to stop you from running it.
**[03:51] KONGMING**
I wonder how many cubes I can fit in.
**[03:53] BEATRICE**
S-Stop it...
**[03:56] BEATRICE**
Something so big could never fit...
**[03:58] KONGMING**
Don't worry. I'll slip it
in gently and gradually.
**[04:04] BEATRICE**
Boss, you've got a scary look in your eyes!
**[04:09] LEON**
That village is close to
the planned battleground.
**[04:12] LEON**
Have the residents evacuate.
**[04:13] ZORM**
General Leon, we might as well raze that
village or take it over to use as our base.
**[04:19] LEON**
This is our war. We can't
drag innocent people into it.
**[04:24] LEON**
* I must find where Princess Cake*
* is imprisoned, no matter what.*
**[04:27] LEON**
*Damn Xenovia!*
**[04:29] LEON**
* I'm going to rescue the princess*
* and bring judgment down upon you!*
**[04:32] KONGMING**
Just so you know,
**[04:34] KONGMING**
I had nothing to do with
Princess Cake's disappearance.
**[04:37] BEATRICE**
You're lying!
**[04:39] BEATRICE**
You love murdering people
more than you love food.
**[04:42] BEATRICE**
You could abduct them as
easily as you breathe...
**[04:45] KONGMING**
Perhaps I should stick another one in.
**[04:48] BEATRICE**
You perv! You're an icy perv!
**[04:51] KONGMING**
Princess Cake probably either
died when the castle fell,
**[04:54] KONGMING**
was caught up in its flames,
or took her own life.
**[04:58] BEATRICE**
Then you basically *did* kill her.
**[05:00] BEATRICE**
It's not too late. Turn yourself in.
**[05:03] BEATRICE**
I'll execute you with
prejudice. Death to pervs!
**[05:06] KONGMING**
Oh?
**[05:07] KONGMING**
So you want ice in other orifices too, huh?
**[05:10] BEATRICE**
No!
**[05:15] HAMMER**
Have we really been brought into
the Demon Lands, of all places?
**[05:20] HAMMER**
We're done for. We can never
return to human territory again.
**[05:25] CAKE**
Mister.
**[05:26] HAMMER**
Huh?
**[05:27] CAKE**
Please, have this.
**[05:29] HAMMER**
You're asking me to eat? Here?
**[05:31] CAKE**
You need to eat, even if it's just a little.
**[05:33] HAMMER**
I'll be fine. You should
eat that yourself, miss.
**[05:37] CAKE**
I understand how you feel, but...
**[05:38] CAKE**
We need to eat, no matter where we are.
**[05:42] CAKE**
Please don't give up hope.
I'll do everything I can, too.
**[05:47] CAKE**
Damn, we don't have enough supplies!
**[05:50] CAKE**
Norma and Gyril were the ones who died today.
**[05:53] CAKE**
They're all such famished little twigs.
**[05:56] CAKE**
At this rate, it'll be
my turn before I know it.
**[05:59] CAKE**
That damned demon...
**[06:01] CAKE**
That Hammer guy was pretty
plump. Maybe he'll last a bit.
**[06:05] CAKE**
If I show him my tears,
he'll do my every bidding.
**[06:09] KALE**
Top of the evenin' to ya!
**[06:11] KALE**
You're such a schemer, Princess Cake.
**[06:14] CAKE**
*High Demon Kale...*
**[06:17] KALE**
You cut a gallant sight again today.
**[06:19] KALE**
You really do care about
yourself above all else.
**[06:22] KALE**
How many more have to die for it
to be your turn to get tortured?
**[06:25] KALE**
You need to be their ray of hope, lift
their spirits, and make them survive,
**[06:31] KALE**
or you'll be screwed in no time!
**[06:33] KALE**
I love that look on your face!
**[06:35] KALE**
But remember, you're a princess.
**[06:38] KALE**
You need to act more dignified.
**[06:40] KALE**
You'll disappoint your
citizens lookin' like that.
**[06:43] KALE**
Oh, wait. The Kingdom of
Parma is already no more.
**[06:46] KALE**
The harder you try, the
more they'll want to live.
**[06:49] KALE**
But as time goes on, they'll despair,
**[06:51] KALE**
find hope again, and then
fall into despair again!
**[06:55] KALE**
A perfect loop, don't you
think? You do, right?
**[07:05] KALE**
You need to do better.
**[07:07] KALE**
I'm rootin' for you always, okay?
**[07:11] KALE**
Okay? Okay? Okay?
**[07:17] KALE**
See ya later.
**[07:20] KALE**
Oh, here. Medicine.
**[07:23] KALE**
It's really effective and fills you
with energy, but it hurts like a bitch.
**[07:27] KALE**
You're free to use it
yourself or on your slaves.
**[07:30] KALE**
See ya!
**[07:43] CAKE**
Help...
**[07:45] CAKE**
Somebody... help me!
**[07:51] BEASTS**
Get back here, human!
**[07:56] AKANE**
Yahoo!
**[08:02] GV**
*Survival Skill:*
**[08:03] GV**
*Lucky Star activated.*
**[08:07] AKANE**
Oh, close save.
**[08:19] MINK**
Please don't tell me you have the
protection of the Goddess of Fate.
**[08:24] AKANE**
No, I'm just a goddess myself!
**[08:27] AKANE**
Aren't I so pretty?
**[08:29] MINK**
Do you even know
what you're saying?
**[08:31] MINK**
Will I have to bring out my other self?
**[08:35] AKANE**
Your *other* self?
**[08:37] AKANE**
Your dark doppelganger?
**[08:38] AKANE**
Or do you have multiple
edgy personalities?
**[08:42] MINK**
Multiple? I hadn't thought of that.
**[08:45] MINK**
I guess I don't have to limit
myself to one other personality.
**[08:48] MINK**
I'm taking that idea!
**[08:50] DOGBEAST**
Why are they avoiding all the traps?
**[08:52] DEERBEAST**
How do you expect us deer to know?!
**[08:55] HORSEBEAST**
They're even predicting all our ambushes!
**[08:58] BULLBEAST**
This might be trouble...
**[09:00] AKANE**
Beastkin are kinda different
than what I expected.
**[09:04] AKANE**
Don't they have any fluffy ones?
**[09:06] MINK**
Can you take this seriously? We'll
get killed as soon as we're captured.
**[09:13] MINK**
O dark abyss,
**[09:15] MINK**
mislead the fools taking on human names.
**[09:18] MINK**
Holy Mist!
***SIGN*** Holy
Mist
**[09:21] BULLBEAST**
My eyes!
**[09:23] DEERBEAST**
Everything's white.
That much, I know.
**[09:26] MINK**
The lamenting sun shines upon you all,
**[09:29] MINK**
rendering you unable to escape.
**[09:32] MINK**
Starve and hear the coming of the reaper!
**[09:35] MINK**
Angel Chain!
***SIGN*** Angel
Chain
**[09:40] BULLBEAST**
Ouch!
**[09:42] FISHBEAST**
I can't move!
**[09:43] FISHBEAST**
Hey, mole! Get rid of this!
**[09:46] MOLEBEAST**
Get rid of it yourself!
**[09:50] AKANE**
Whoa...
**[09:52] AKANE**
Hey!
**[09:53] AKANE**
Why are you so frickin' cool, Miss Edgelord?
**[09:56] AKANE**
I'm so impressed!
**[09:57] MINK**
Let's get out of here while we can.
**[09:59] AKANE**
All right! It's my turn now!
**[10:03] AKANE**
Drumroll! Jump Shoes!
**[10:10] MINK**
H-Hey!
**[10:11] AKANE**
How soft! These are some
scandalous marshmallows.
**[10:15] AKANE**
Why, you!
**[10:16] MINK**
Hey, stop that! It tickles!
**[10:18] MINK**
Eek, no!
**[10:20] MINK**
Wait, what?
**[10:21] ORGAN**
Oh, you're back, Mink.
**[10:23] KUNAI**
Good job exploring the map, Akane.
**[10:26] AKANE**
Hakuto, you should come with me next time.
**[10:28] MINK**
Wait, you're going back out there?!
**[10:30] AKANE**
Of course. Not every day I get to
go on a midnight date with Hakuto!
**[10:40] KUNAI**
The foliage is subtly different
on the southern side.
**[10:43] AKANE**
Say, Hakuto. It's summer now, isn't it?
**[10:46] AKANE**
How about we plan a summery event?
Like a festival or something.
**[10:51] KUNAI**
Festival? Depending on the
details, I may consider it.
**[10:54] AKANE**
Keep wasting time like that, and
summer will be gone in a flash.
**[10:59] AKANE**
We need watermelon splitting, relationship
progress with a fireworks show,
**[11:02] AKANE**
swimsuit titillation, reincarnating in
another world, time travel and stuff.
**[11:07] AKANE**
Summer is the time for collecting
game CGs with major events.
**[11:11] AKANE**
Ow!
**[11:12] AKANE**
Owie...
**[11:13] KUNAI**
That's what you get for walking backwards.
**[11:20] AKANE**
Huh?
**[11:22] AKANE**
What's this?
**[11:24] KUNAI**
Show me that!
**[11:25] AKANE**
Huh?!
**[11:26] KUNAI**
That's a Great Empire medal! Why is it here?!
**[11:30] GV**
* Congratulations. Medal*
* exchange has been unlocked.*
**[11:34] KUNAI**
Yes, yes!
**[11:36] KUNAI**
At last, my power... my privileges!
**[11:39] KUNAI**
The power I had lost is finally back!
**[11:42] KUNAI**
Well done! Good job, Akane!
**[11:45] AKANE**
Oh, thanks...
**[11:47] AKANE**
Your Medal Queen skill must've activated.
**[11:50] AKANE**
It boosts medal drop rate
in various areas, after all.
**[11:55] AKANE**
Right. I got a message from Yu yesterday.
**[11:58] KUNAI**
Oh? What did she say?
**[12:00] YU**
*Chief!*
**[12:01] AKANE**
She warned me not to cause trouble for you.
**[12:05] AKANE**
Acting high and mighty just
because she's a little smart.
**[12:07] AKANE**
It pisses me off just
remembering her smug face!
**[12:11] KUNAI**
Calm down. Yu has mellowed out quite
a bit since coming to this world.
**[12:17] AKANE**
I find that hard to believe.
**[12:22] AKANE**
She's far more scary now than she used to be.
**[12:25] AKANE**
I bet she's willing to do anything for you.
**[12:28] KUNAI**
Wait, what do you mean?
**[12:30] AKANE**
But I can understand how she feels.
**[12:34] AKANE**
You've changed a lot.
**[12:36] AKANE**
It's kinda fun just being by your side.
**[12:39] KUNAI**
Strange thing to say. Did
you eat something weird?
**[12:42] AKANE**
I know I'm an idiot, okay?
**[12:43] AKANE**
But so many times, I've got the feeling
that that world was created by someone,
**[12:48] AKANE**
and that I was imprisoned in there.
**[12:51] AKANE**
I always begged whomever it was
to let me leave that awful world.
**[12:58] KUNAI**
What are you talking about?
**[13:00] AKANE**
Nobody ever responded to me.
**[13:04] AKANE**
But I think my message has
gotten through to them now.
**[13:08] AKANE**
And maybe now they may be
willing to respond to me.
**[13:11] KUNAI**
Y-Yeah? I'm happy for you, then.
**[13:13] AKANE**
I didn't like whomever it was at first.
**[13:18] AKANE**
In fact, I hated them for trapping
me in that terrible world.
**[13:22] AKANE**
But as time went on, I started
understanding them bit by bit.
**[13:28] AKANE**
I realized that they love me, though
they show it in a weird way.
**[13:32] AKIRA**
*This is bad, very bad.*
**[13:34] AKIRA**
*This feels like bad news for some reason!*
**[13:36] KUNAI**
Calm down, Akane. We're
in enemy territory... huh?
**[13:44] KUNAI**
What's a shrine gate doing here?
**[13:47] AKANE**
Yeah, that's strange.
**[13:49] KUNAI**
I'll go investigate. You go back to the base.
**[13:53] AKANE**
No way. What if something happens to you?
**[13:56] KUNAI**
Akane, this is an order.
**[13:59] AKIRA**
*I can tell from the air here...*
**[14:01] AKIRA**
* It's similar to that Wishing*
* Shrine with that Ophan idol.*
**[14:06] AKANE**
Hey, Hakuto!
**[14:07] AKANE**
I heard something interesting
while exploring the forest.
**[14:12] KUNAI**
What was it?
**[14:13] AKANE**
A rumor that bad guys are selling people
and tormenting them to the east.
**[14:18] KUNAI**
Oho? Well, that's not very nice.
**[14:21] AKANE**
*Right*? I hate waiting around,
so can I go investigate that?
**[14:27] KUNAI**
Sure, sure.
**[14:28] KUNAI**
Making decisions for yourself is the first
sign of growth as part of the workforce.
**[14:33] AKANE**
I'll take the edgelord with me, then.
**[14:36] KUNAI**
I'm waiting for good news.
**[14:38] AKIRA**
*Phew! I got out of it somehow!*
**[14:43] AKANE**
Found you.
**[14:44] AKIRA**
*I can't let my guard down with my aides.*
**[14:47] PRIESTESS**
* Were you the one causing*
* a fuss in my territory?*
**[14:52] KUNAI**
My apologies. I saw this familiar building,
and I just had to check it out.
**[14:56] PRIESTESS**
*What a strange thing to say.*
**[14:58] PRIESTESS**
* I figured you would be the intruder*
* making a ruckus around these parts,*
**[15:02] PRIESTESS**
*but you're a human?*
**[15:04] PRIESTESS**
*I see. Very interesting.*
**[15:06] KUNAI**
What's interesting?
**[15:08] PRIESTESS**
* Normally, evildoers like you couldn't*
* hope to set foot in my territory.*
**[15:15] PRIESTESS**
*But that ring...*
**[15:17] PRIESTESS**
*I sense the accursed Ophan's power from it.*
**[15:21] KUNAI**
You know Ophan? I have so
many questions for you!
**[15:25] KUNAI**
Could you show yourself, please?
**[15:28] PRIESTESS**
*Sadly, I happen to be quite tired.*
**[15:30] PRIESTESS**
* I'm happy just knowing you're*
* not that demon's minion.*
**[15:35] PRIESTESS**
*I suggest you leave here at once.*
**[15:37] PRIESTESS**
*Heck, get lost. Your face is scary.*
**[15:40] KUNAI**
Don't judge a book by its cover!
**[15:49] BLUEFOX**
Hey, evil-faced human! Stay away from Mother!
**[15:53] FIREFOX**
I-Indeed, it is as Brother says!
**[15:56] FIREFOX**
I have never seen a
more evil face than yours!
**[15:59] BLUEFOX**
Hear me, human!
**[16:00] BLUEFOX**
I am the supreme ice shock, Bluefox!
**[16:05] KUNAI**
What're you, the Magnificent
Ten from Giant Robo?
**[16:08] FIREFOX**
L-Listen and be amazed! I am
the heated blaze, Firefox!
**[16:12] KUNAI**
And this one sounds like a web browser.
**[16:15] FIREFOX**
Do you have a problem with our names?!
**[16:19] BLUEFOX**
Mother! He truly is an evil-faced evildoer!
**[16:24] KUNAI**
Enough fooling around. Mind
if I ask a few questions?
**[16:28] KUNAI**
I want to know what you know about the Ophan.
**[16:32] BLUEFOX**
Mother is exhausted! That demon is
making things hard enough as it is...
**[16:47] KALE**
Hello, hello!
**[16:49] KALE**
I'm here to play, ancient furries.
**[16:52] KALE**
Your door is way too sturdy, you know.
**[16:54] AKIRA**
*The hell is* that*?*
**[16:57] PRIESTESS**
Hurry up and return to me, you two!
**[17:00] KALE**
Too bad. Got the blue one.
**[17:08] FIREFOX**
B-Brother!
**[17:10] BLUEFOX**
Hurry... run...
**[17:13] KALE**
Doubt!
**[17:15] KALE**
Off with the red one's head!
**[17:23] KUNAI**
This is a bit dangerous for a kids game.
**[17:26] KALE**
Yikes. Listen, I thought I'd leave
you for later since you're human...
**[17:34] KALE**
You... You smell like that shitty angel.
**[17:38] KALE**
M-My mind's about to go crazy.
**[17:48] KUNAI**
Looks like that thing's pretty famous.
**[17:51] KUNAI**
Tell me what you know.
**[17:54] KALE**
A human who reeks of Ophan?
**[17:57] KALE**
No, he's got more...
**[17:59] KALE**
Yeah, this smell...
**[18:01] KALE**
This smell! This smell!
**[18:04] KALE**
What a surprise! I can't believe
someone like you exists...
**[18:09] KALE**
I wanna kill you dead!
**[18:12] KALE**
Chop off your ears, cut off your
nose, and feast on your eyes!
**[18:17] KALE**
Actually, that'd be a
massive waste. I shouldn't.
**[18:19] KALE**
I'll have to keep you captive at home.
**[18:22] KALE**
I have a bad habit of
breaking things too soon!
**[18:27] KALE**
I'm High Demon Kale. Nice to meetcha.
**[18:32] KALE**
My hobbies are murder, torture, and stuff.
**[18:34] KALE**
Let's be friends.
**[18:36] KUNAI**
Dude, did you snort something dangerous?
**[18:41] KALE**
Yeah, yeah!
**[18:44] KALE**
I'm so damn *high*!
**[18:52] KALE**
Wait, what?
**[18:58] KALE**
Ow, ow, ow! It hurts!
**[19:03] KUNAI**
Quit acting up, punk. I'll crush you.
**[19:06] KALE**
What the hell *are* you?
**[19:16] KUNAI**
I'll consider this a lesson
taught and let you off the hook,
**[19:19] KUNAI**
but there won't be a next time.
**[19:21] KUNAI**
I've always thought the juvenile
act was a massive waste of time.
**[19:26] PRIESTESS**
* Sorry you had to do that*
* on my behalf...*
**[19:30] FIREFOX**
Brother, Brother! Please, open your eyes!
**[19:34] KUNAI**
Step aside.
**[19:44] KUNAI**
*Why won't the wound close?*
**[19:48] PRIESTESS**
* I'm sorry, visitor, but his scythe*
* curses anyone it cuts through.*
**[19:53] PRIESTESS**
*No herbs or holy magic can stop the bleeding.*
**[19:58] PRIESTESS**
*All you can do is watch him pass away.*
**[20:01] KUNAI**
A curse? How annoying.
**[20:04] KUNAI**
I should've given him another socking.
**[20:06] KUNAI**
High-Level Item Creation:
Curse-Lifting Altar.
**[20:10] AKIRA**
* This item dispels not only light curses,*
* but also the most severe ones.*
**[20:24] PRIESTESS**
*Oh... I can scarcely believe it!*
**[20:26] FIREFOX**
Brother! Are you all right, Brother?
**[20:29] BLUEFOX**
Yeah... I feel better now.
**[20:34] KUNAI**
Hey, punk. How do you feel now?
**[20:37] KUNAI**
I'll lend you an ear. Tell me all about it.
**[20:41] KALE**
You'll pay...
**[20:43] KALE**
I swear I'll make you *pay*!
**[20:46] KUNAI**
Pathetic! How fitting for a loser like you!
**[20:49] KUNAI**
Where did you train to cut
such a worthless figure?
**[20:53] KUNAI**
Or did a Devil Fruit make you that uncool?
**[20:55] KUNAI**
You, red blaze fox. Have
the blue one drink this.
**[21:00] FIREFOX**
D-Don't call us by our colors!
**[21:04] KUNAI**
Now, stupid punk. I have
some questions for you, too.
**[21:08] KUNAI**
Hmm?
**[21:09] KALE**
I'll never forget you.
**[21:12] KALE**
I will have my vengeance.
I swear it!
**[21:19] PRIESTESS**
*We're saved somehow.*
**[21:21] PRIESTESS**
*Thank you, visitor.*
**[21:23] PRIESTESS**
*You two, thank him too.*
**[21:25] BLUEFOX**
For a human, you were about as
useful as the tip of my pinky...
**[21:31] FIREFOX**
I don't want to thank such a meanie human!
**[21:35] KUNAI**
You've failed in raising them properly.
**[21:39] KUNAI**
Anyway, the nuisance is
gone. Can we talk already?
**[21:45] PRIESTESS**
* Forgive me. I'm at my limit*
* just maintaining the barrier.*
**[21:48] PRIESTESS**
*I must close the hole he opened in it.*
**[21:51] KUNAI**
Barrier?
**[21:52] PRIESTESS**
* Should we meet again, I will show*
* you my appreciation once more.*
**[21:56] KUNAI**
H-Hey...
**[21:58] KUNAI**
Dammit! What was that?
**[22:01] KUNAI**
But...
**[22:02] KUNAI**
Looks like Ophan, the one who gave
me this ring, is quite well-known.
**[22:06] KUNAI**
And there are a bunch of people
with grudges against it.
**[22:10] AKIRA**
*What exactly are you trying to make me do?*
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**[00:02] ORGAN**
This is truly relaxing.
**[00:04] ORGAN**
I haven't felt this way in centuries.
**[00:08] ORGAN**
Does the Demon Lord get to
enjoy this on a daily basis?
**[00:14] ORGAN**
It's so strange.
**[00:16] ORGAN**
When he's around, I feel
so safe for some reason.
**[00:20] ORGAN**
Perhaps he's akin to what a
father is supposed to be like?
**[00:25] ORGAN**
The Demon Lord?
**[00:32] ORGAN**
He always seems to enjoy drinking this.
**[00:36] ORGAN**
If only I could taste it...
**[00:37] KUNAI**
Coffee milk is good, too.
**[00:40] ORGAN**
Eek!
**[00:41] KUNAI**
Fruity milk is also not a bad choice,
**[00:43] KUNAI**
but I keep going back to
just regular old milk.
**[00:47] ORGAN**
Since when have you been here?!
**[00:49] KUNAI**
I just got back and took a dip.
**[00:52] KUNAI**
I want you to know how good
milk tastes after a hot bath.
**[00:56] KUNAI**
I'll have my aide fix up your
taste buds when we go back to Rabby.
**[01:00] ORGAN**
I don't have any particular
issues without taste buds.
**[01:04] ORGAN**
Having them would only make it painful
when I'm forced to eat something awful.
**[01:08] ORGAN**
Anyway, what's with that aide of yours?
**[01:11] ORGAN**
She whisked Mink away
as soon as she returned.
**[01:13] KUNAI**
Don't worry about it.
**[01:15] KUNAI**
She said something about
slave trading and torture...
**[01:19] KUNAI**
Does that ring any bells?
**[01:21] ORGAN**
She's likely talking about the slave markets.
**[01:24] ORGAN**
Awful places.
**[01:25] KUNAI**
You know a lot about them?
**[01:27] ORGAN**
I do. After all, they're
run by none other than...
**[01:30] ORGAN**
my father, archfiend Belphegor.
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Belphegor's Castle
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Demon Lands
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
***SIGN*** Slave Market 2
***SIGN*** Beast Kingdom
***SIGN*** Belphegor's Castle
**[03:10] ORGAN**
Belphegor runs three slave markets in total.
***SIGN*** Belphegor's Castle
***SIGN*** Belphegor's Castle
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Belphegor's Castle
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Belphegor's Castle
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Demon Lands
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Demon Lands
**[03:13] KUNAI**
Three in the same region?
Are they different somehow?
**[03:16] ORGAN**
First is the bottom of the barrel.
**[03:18] ORGAN**
It's a bad environment,
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
**[03:21] ORGAN**
and the slaves are beaten, killed,
or turned into toys for fun.
**[03:25] ORGAN**
The customer base consists of scum like
orcs, ogres, and low-level vampires.
**[03:29] KUNAI**
Why abuse the slaves?
**[03:31] KUNAI**
If you injure them, their value goes down.
**[03:33] KUNAI**
And if they die, you're just
losing out on a bunch of money.
**[03:37] ORGAN**
For selection.
**[03:38] ORGAN**
Only those that survive the horrors of
the first market and don't go insane
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
**[03:43] ORGAN**
are sent to the second.
***SIGN*** Slave Market 2
**[03:46] KUNAI**
An endurance test, huh?
**[03:48] ORGAN**
In the second, they're given a clean
environment, food, and a proper place to sleep.
**[03:53] ORGAN**
And they're put through slave
training and brainwashing.
**[03:56] KUNAI**
So, they apply the finishing touches there.
***SIGN*** Slave Market 2
**[03:59] ORGAN**
The third is the actual slave market.
***SIGN*** Slave M
***SIGN*** Demon Lands
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
**[04:04] ORGAN**
The pretty, tough, and refined are the best
slaves and are sold there for high prices.
**[04:08] KUNAI**
That's an elaborate setup.
**[04:11] ORGAN**
Other archfiends don't expend
any effort on humans.
**[04:15] ORGAN**
But Belphegor is different.
**[04:18] ORGAN**
He is lazy, lust-driven, and loves
taking the scenic route above all else.
**[04:23] ORGAN**
That "scenic route" produces
high-quality slaves,
**[04:26] ORGAN**
and it gave him a monopoly in
the Demon Lands's slave industry.
**[04:30] KUNAI**
So he put together a solid quality
control and marketing strategy.
**[04:34] KUNAI**
He must be a shrewd businessman.
**[04:37] ORGAN**
I suppose.
**[04:38] ORGAN**
All his experimenting on me was him
taking that "scenic route," too.
**[04:42] AKIRA**
*Here comes another massive landmine!*
**[04:46] ORGAN**
So, where did that Akane girl run off to?
**[04:50] KUNAI**
The first.
***SIGN*** Slave
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
***SIGN*** Belphegor's Castle
***SIGN*** Slave Market 2
***SIGN*** Slave Market 3
***SIGN*** Demon Lands
***SIGN*** Beast Kingdom
**[04:52] ORGAN**
But the second is closest to the border.
**[04:54] KUNAI**
If the first has the worst environment,
that's where she'll go.
***SIGN*** Slave
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
***SIGN*** Slave Market 1
**[04:59] KUNAI**
It's the place that
requires the most urgency.
**[05:02] KUNAI**
It'll serve as a decent distraction
according to our original plan.
**[05:06] KUNAI**
We'll use the monkeys to
make an even bigger scene.
**[05:09] ORGAN**
The beast general's tribe? How
will you get them to play along?
**[05:11] KUNAI**
I've already taken their precious Power Pole
and put a Golden Headband on the chief.
**[05:18] ORGAN**
* That battle I thought was*
* pointless was for this?*
**[05:21] ORGAN**
And what will we do?
**[05:23] KUNAI**
Go through the front gate to see your father.
**[05:27] ORGAN**
Just the two of us?
**[05:29] KUNAI**
Message.
**[05:32] KUNAI**
I got us an appointment. Let's go.
**[05:36] ORGAN**
Put me down! I am not a child!
**[05:39] KUNAI**
Who's going to believe you're 400 years old?
**[05:42] KUNAI**
You don't look all that different from Aku.
**[05:45] ORGAN**
Who is that? Yet another woman?
**[05:48] KUNAI**
What's with the "yet another" bit?
**[05:50] ORGAN**
Anyway, don't grab me without permission!
**[05:53] KUNAI**
Not like you lose anything.
Don't let it bother you.
**[05:56] ORGAN**
I do... I lose a lot!
**[05:58] ORGAN**
Anyway, tell me first before you touch me.
**[06:02] KUNAI**
I'm not some cat wearing
a construction helmet.
**[06:05] KUNAI**
I'm not going to point and
check before doing everything.
**[06:07] MONKEYMAGIC**
You make a fuss in this divine place?
**[06:10] MONKEYMAGIC**
You are as tactless as ever, human.
**[06:13] KUNAI**
Sorry for summoning you out of the blue.
**[06:15] KUNAI**
I've come to make a request of you.
**[06:18] MONKEYMAGIC**
An inferior human wants
help from us forest sages?
**[06:21] KUNAI**
Bind.
**[06:23] MONKEYMAGIC**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[06:25] KUNAI**
I am deeply impressed by your desire
to test the endurance of your skull,
**[06:31] KUNAI**
but I'd prefer it if you
heard me out quietly tonight.
**[06:34] MONKEYMAGIC**
Fine, I will!
**[06:36] MONKEYMAGIC**
So please, stop this!
**[06:38] KUNAI**
Stop.
**[06:41] BALDERSON**
Are you okay, boss?
**[06:44] KUNAI**
My request is this: I want you to
attack Belphegor's slave market.
**[06:49] MONKEYMAGIC**
Wha?!
**[06:51] BALDERSON**
Dark boss, please don't give the
chief complicated instructions.
**[06:55] KUNAI**
Was that really complicated?
**[06:58] BALDERSON**
That girl there... Isn't she
Belphegor's dear, only daughter?
**[07:04] BALDERSON**
What are you plotting?
**[07:07] KUNAI**
Hey, parents and children fight all the time.
**[07:11] KUNAI**
Don't think too much. Just go wild.
**[07:14] BALDERSON**
You make it sound so easy.
**[07:16] BALDERSON**
Besides, we're forbidden from setting foot
in the lands past the divine territory.
**[07:20] PRIESTESS**
*Monkeymen, sages of the forest.*
**[07:23] MONKEYMAGIC**
Th-That voice!
**[07:25] BALDERSON**
The holy priestess!
**[07:26] PRIESTESS**
*I ask this of you as well...*
**[07:29] PRIESTESS**
*Could you please help this human?*
**[07:32] MONKEYMAGIC**
The holy priestess is making
a personal request to us!
**[07:36] PRIESTESS**
*I owe that human a debt.*
**[07:39] PRIESTESS**
*I will talk to Tatsu myself.*
**[07:42] BALDERSON**
Boss, it looks like we've got ourselves
our first big job in a while!
**[07:46] MONKEYMAGIC**
We can break some demon
skulls fair and square!
**[07:51] MONKEYMAGIC**
Give back my pole.
**[07:53] MONKEYMAGIC**
I don't like taking orders from a human,
**[07:55] MONKEYMAGIC**
but it's different with the
holy priestess asking.
**[07:58] MONKEYMAGIC**
I'll go along with your plan.
**[08:00] KUNAI**
I'm glad to have your understanding.
**[08:05] KUNAI**
Go as wild as you can.
**[08:08] KUNAI**
But don't kill any humans.
**[08:10] MONKEYMAGIC**
Got it.
**[08:12] KUNAI**
Oh, and take this with you.
**[08:14] KUNAI**
It'll play a big role this time, in a way.
**[08:17] MONKEYMAGIC**
What is this?
**[08:19] KUNAI**
No need to think about it for now.
**[08:21] KUNAI**
I'll give you instructions later.
**[08:23] KUNAI**
Hey, holy priestess or whatever!
**[08:25] KUNAI**
I'm not done with you yet.
**[08:28] KUNAI**
Once this is all over, you will
see me and answer my questions.
**[08:32] KUNAI**
Don't think you can escape it.
**[08:34] PRIESTESS**
*You're always so scary.*
**[08:37] PRIESTESS**
*As is your face.*
**[08:40] KUNAI**
I told you, don't judge a book by its cover!
**[08:43] PRIESTESS**
* My children like you, too. They have*
* taken to calling you evil-faced.*
**[08:49] KUNAI**
*Uh, that sounds more like they hate me...*
**[08:55] ORGAN**
What is this, a sightseeing trip?
**[08:58] ORGAN**
We're not going there to have fun, you know?
**[09:01] ORGAN**
What's wrong? Are we not going?
**[09:04] KUNAI**
Uh, I'm sorry, but I can't Omnitravel
to places I've never been to before.
**[09:09] KUNAI**
We'll have to run after them,
is what I'm saying.
**[09:13] ORGAN**
What?!
**[09:14] ORGAN**
You should've told me sooner!
**[09:16] ORGAN**
Hmph!
**[09:18] KUNAI**
Now...
**[09:20] KUNAI**
Let's go see what the Demon Lands are like.
**[09:33] PRIESTESS**
What a loud bunch.
**[09:37] PRIESTESS**
Was that all right with you...
**[09:39] PRIESTESS**
Tatsu?
**[09:40] TATSU**
My opinion matters not.
**[09:43] TATSU**
I need only carry out Mother's will.
**[09:46] PRIESTESS**
Didn't she tell you to ignore him?
**[09:50] PRIESTESS**
Wouldn't my request to the
Monkeymen go against that order?
**[09:57] PRIESTESS**
Such a scary look.
**[09:59] PRIESTESS**
I don't think I've ever seen
you get so emotional before.
**[10:04] TATSU**
Great blessings, and great hatred.
**[10:08] PRIESTESS**
Oh?
**[10:10] TATSU**
He's not meant to exist in this world.
**[10:14] PRIESTESS**
So, you'll kill him?
**[10:15] TATSU**
I could do that at any time.
**[10:17] TATSU**
All I want to know is
what Mother is thinking.
**[10:25] PRIESTESS**
Sheesh. She has one troublesome daughter.
**[10:31] PRIESTESS**
Well, problem children tend to be more dear.
**[10:38] PRIESTESS**
It looks like there will be a storm tonight.
**[10:56] CAKE**
Are you all right, Mister Hammer?
**[10:59] HAMMER**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:00] CAKE**
Please stay strong. If you do, then surely...
**[11:04] CAKE**
Oh, sorry. Who am I to talk down to you, huh?
**[11:10] HAMMER**
Nah, thank you for looking out for me.
**[11:17] CAKE**
Here, mister.
**[11:21] HAMMER**
Huh?
**[11:22] CAKE**
Shh, it's a secret.
**[11:25] HAMMER**
H-How'd you get this?
**[11:28] CAKE**
Someone shared them with me.
**[11:30] CAKE**
Hide and eat it so that
nobody else finds out.
**[11:34] HAMMER**
Right.
**[11:35] CAKE**
See you.
**[11:37] HAMMER**
Ah...
**[11:39] HAMMER**
I must live on, for her sake as well.
**[11:45] CAKE**
Damn it!
**[11:46] CAKE**
Only three were good enough
to send to the second?
**[11:50] CAKE**
If this keeps up, they'll get rid of me soon!
**[11:53] CAKE**
I need to do something before
that bastard Kale comes back.
**[11:56] CAKE**
Maybe I'll use his name
to get some food from the second.
**[12:03] CAKE**
Pardon me...
**[12:05] CAKE**
Tch. Nobody here when I need them?
**[12:08] CAKE**
They're good for nothing.
**[12:10] SKEWER**
*And whom might you be referring to?*
**[12:22] CAKE**
I apologize!
**[12:24] CAKE**
I was simply complaining
about one of the slaves!
**[12:26] CAKE**
They were not good enough!
**[12:29] SKEWER**
That's not ideal. It's your
job to discipline them, then.
**[12:34] CAKE**
It won't happen again!
**[12:35] CAKE**
Lord Kale gave me instructions
regarding that.
**[12:39] CAKE**
May I please have a carriage to go
to the second slave market?
**[12:42] SKEWER**
I can scarcely understand why Lord Belphegor
left that boor in charge of this place.
**[12:50] SKEWER**
Of course, he loves his
detours and futile pursuits.
**[12:54] SKEWER**
Perhaps he saw himself in Kale.
**[12:58] SKEWER**
Very well. Go to Second and fulfill your duty.
**[13:02] CAKE**
As you wish, sir.
**[13:05] CAKE**
*Yes! I got this monster's approval!*
**[13:11] CAKE**
*I will definitely escape this place.*
**[13:15] CAKE**
* Parma Kingdom only lost because that*
* stupid father of mine sent Leon away.*
**[13:21] CAKE**
*If I can regroup with him,*
**[13:23] CAKE**
* we can get revenge on the*
* New Queendom of Xenovia.*
**[13:26] CAKE**
*I will tear Beatrice and Kongming to shreds!*
**[13:35] SKEWER**
I haven't come here in a while.
**[13:39] SKEWER**
Hmm, that's not ideal.
**[13:42] SKEWER**
That old gentleman seems
to have injured his leg.
**[13:45] OLDMAN**
I-I'm fine.
**[13:47] SKEWER**
You mustn't force yourself, sir.
**[13:51] OLDMAN**
P-Please wait! I can still...
**[14:00] SKEWER**
You aren't performing the
necessary quality checks.
**[14:04] GOBLINA**
W-We're terribly sorry.
**[14:06] SKEWER**
A nose that can't detect rotting
is worth nothing at all!
**[14:12] SKEWER**
What else do we have that is worthless?
**[14:14] GOBLINB**
Th-This one no good! Dispose!
**[14:16] SLAVEMAN**
Eek! I'm not injured or anything!
**[14:18] SLAVEWOMAN**
Please spare me! If I die,
who'll look after this child?
**[14:21] GOBLINC**
Quiet! Dispose!
**[14:22] AKANE**
Wa-cha!
**[14:28] AKANE**
Ta-dah! Akane has arrived!
**[14:32] AKANE**
This will be my first battle here.
Gotta make it memorable, bling.
**[14:37] AKANE**
I'll blow you all away,
**[14:38] AKANE**
and start the legend of the Great Empire!
**[14:42] AKANE**
You are already dead, see.
**[14:47] AKANE**
It seems like you were killing
lots of people for fun,
**[14:52] AKANE**
so I think I'll have fun killing you, too.
**[14:55] AKANE**
That makes it even, right?
**[14:58] SKEWER**
Oh?
**[14:59] MINK**
Sacred downpour!
**[15:00] MINK**
Holy Rain!
**[15:08] MINK**
I, the dark who hunts the
dark, will be your opponent!
**[15:11] AKANE**
Hey, don't barge into my show!
**[15:15] AKANE**
Well... I guess it's okay if it's Miss Edgelord.
**[15:21] AKANE**
Yikes! Lots of skeletons!
**[15:25] AKANE**
Rest in pieces.
**[15:26] MINK**
Hey! How are we going to
do this without Organ?
**[15:29] AKANE**
For starters, laughter should do the trick.
**[15:32] MINK**
This isn't funny!
**[15:38] MINK**
Give me the protection of the abyssal
dark, so that I may rend all light!
**[15:49] MINK**
Angelic Cross!
**[15:52] MINK**
O corpses still clinging to the mortal world,
**[15:54] MINK**
may you perish in brilliance!
**[16:00] AKANE**
Whoo, I love this edgelord!
**[16:03] AKANE**
We executing now?
**[16:05] MINK**
Stop fooling around!
**[16:06] MINK**
Do something about
that monster over there!
**[16:08] MINK**
Heck, you better, damn it!
**[16:10] AKANE**
Wow, swearing now?
**[16:12] AKANE**
You can't be in an idol
unit with me like that.
**[16:16] SKEWER**
Your cheerfulness is quite refreshing.
**[16:20] SKEWER**
It's very unusual around these parts.
**[16:23] AKANE**
You're the weird one, if you ask me.
**[16:27] SKEWER**
Weird, you say?
**[16:29] AKANE**
Why are you acting so unfazed
when you're about to die?
**[16:33] SKEWER**
I happen to be a somewhat special being.
**[16:35] SKEWER**
I have been freed from the concept of death.
**[16:40] SKEWER**
I would like to experience it, if I could.
**[16:44] AKANE**
Whoops. You just popped a flag, like
saying, "I'd like to know defeat."
**[16:49] SKEWER**
Then let us duel, miss.
**[16:53] AKANE**
Ready whenever you are.
**[16:55] SKEWER**
I ask the rest of you to
entertain our other guest.
**[17:01] MINK**
Wait! Don't come this way!
**[17:03] AKANE**
That won't do, Miss Edgelord!
**[17:05] AKANE**
Edgelords need to laugh
when they're in trouble!
**[17:08] MINK**
Well, this isn't funny!
**[17:14] SKEWER**
You're quite nimble.
**[17:16] SKEWER**
Do you have a quality magic item
that lets you control the wind?
**[17:19] AKANE**
If a treasure like that
exists, I'd love to have it.
**[17:22] SKEWER**
Then you would do well to beat me.
**[17:26] SKEWER**
My lord's castle has
magic items of all kinds.
**[17:30] AKANE**
Thanks for the intel.
**[17:32] AKANE**
Then I'll take all of those
treasures for myself.
**[17:36] SKEWER**
Please, don't get too cocky!
**[17:41] AKANE**
Yikes. That spear is kinda creepy.
**[17:44] SKEWER**
I suppose it's time for me to get serious.
**[17:53] AKANE**
Wow! A cloning technique!
**[17:56] SKEWER**
I have four clones, aside from my real body.
**[18:00] SKEWER**
Which means I was only fighting
you at 20 percent strength so far.
**[18:07] AKANE**
Well, I'm stupid, so I don't
really understand what you're saying...
**[18:11] SKEWER**
I hope you will entertain me!
**[18:17] AKANE**
I should get into combat mode, too.
**[18:20] AKANE**
Abradacabra, Elohim, Etz Chaim!
**[18:23] AKANE**
Heed my call!
**[18:34] SKEWER**
Were you born to bring me surprises?
**[18:39] AKANE**
What? Your cloning technique
was more surprising.
**[18:56] AKANE**
Huh? You called another clone?
**[18:59] SKEWER**
You can never be too careful.
**[19:01] SKEWER**
Now I'm at 80 percent strength.
**[19:04] AKANE**
Oh? So you're scared.
**[19:11] AKANE**
If you can fight at 100 percent,
**[19:14] AKANE**
you should hurry up and do that.
**[19:19] AKANE**
Hey, you need to hold on to it tighter.
**[19:25] SKEWER**
Your bravery and strength
is worthy of praise.
**[19:30] SKEWER**
Why don't we make a deal?
**[19:33] AKANE**
Huh? A deal?
**[19:34] SKEWER**
From what I can tell, you're
not after my lord's life.
**[19:39] SKEWER**
That means we should be able
to work out a compromise.
**[19:43] SKEWER**
Why don't you join our operation?
**[19:47] AKANE**
What? No.
**[19:48] HAMMER**
Eek!
**[19:50] SKEWER**
From what I surmise, you pity these
humans and want to save them, right?
**[19:56] SKEWER**
You should know that I have
the power to free them.
**[20:00] AKANE**
I don't need your permission.
**[20:03] AKANE**
And besides, Hakuto's the only
one who can order me around.
**[20:07] SKEWER**
Don't move.
**[20:09] AKANE**
It's fine, old dude.
**[20:11] AKANE**
I'll punish this bad guy for you!
**[20:19] SKEWER**
To think the day has come where
I would have to use this...
**[20:28] BELPHEGOR**
Oh? The main body's going out?
**[20:39] SKEWER**
*You will regret making me go all-out.*
**[20:44] HAMMER**
I-It's all over.
**[20:46] HAMMER**
I'm done for...
**[20:49] HAMMER**
I wanted to live a little longer...
**[20:51] AKANE**
I don't wanna hear it.
**[20:53] AKANE**
Old dude, if you give up, that's
game, set, and match right there.
**[21:04] MINK**
Wh-What is *that*?!
**[21:06] AKANE**
All done? Good job.
**[21:08] MINK**
Do something!
**[21:10] MINK**
You're the Demon Lord's... the
fallen angel's aide, aren't you?!
**[21:13] AKANE**
Right now, Hakuto's more
Swindler than Lucifer.
**[21:17] MINK**
What does that even mean?!
**[21:20] AKANE**
Get these people out of here.
**[21:23] AKANE**
I'll take that thing down.
**[21:32] AKANE**
Oh?
**[21:33] SKEWER**
*I told you, I have been freed
from the very* concept *of death!*
**[21:41] SKEWER**
*Regeneration!*
**[21:46] MINK**
Hurry up!
**[21:48] HAMMER**
Don't mind me. You should run away.
**[21:51] HAMMER**
*You* still have a future.
**[21:55] AKANE**
Huh? Are you trying to say you don't?
**[21:58] HAMMER**
I'm just a no-name weed.
**[22:01] HAMMER**
My destiny is to get trampled and die.
**[22:04] AKANE**
Let me give you a useful
piece of info.
**[22:07] AKANE**
Weeds get back up no matter how
many times they're stepped on.
**[22:11] AKANE**
And they're stronger each time!
**[22:21] GV**
*First Skill: Pole Mastery activated.*
**[22:24] GV**
*Second Skill: Sweep activated.*
**[22:29] AKANE**
I told you.
**[22:30] AKANE**
You were already dead the
moment you stood before me!
**[22:34] GV**
*Second Dash: Astral Kick activated.*
**[22:37] SKEWER**
*I can never die!*
**[22:40] SKEWER**
*My regeneration can't keep up?!*
**[22:42] SKEWER**
*Stop!*
**[22:47] AKANE**
Here comes the finishing blow!
**[22:50] AKANE**
Huh?
**[22:54] AKANE**
Tch. And here I thought I found an
opponent I could use a big technique on.
**[23:00] AKANE**
See, old dude? Piece of cake.
**[23:02] HAMMER**
R-Right...
**[23:08] AKANE**
You saw, didn't you?
**[23:10] HAMMER**
N-Nope! I saw nothing!
**[23:14] HAMMER**
Actually, I did see, yeah...
**[23:17] AKANE**
See? Good things *do*
happen in life, right?
**[23:21] HAMMER**
Right!
**[23:26] AKANE**
Welp. Hakuto's
making his move.
**[23:29] MINK**
I thought we were
finished! What now?!
**[23:32] AKANE**
We were a step too slow.
**[23:34] AKANE**
Now we'll have to see what he's up
to and look for a chance to act.
**[23:38] MINK**
You're still going?
**[23:40] AKANE**
I mean, we gotta go look for the treasure!
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**[00:02] CAKE**
*The second slave market facility...*
**[00:04] CAKE**
*The first is nothing compared to this.*
**[00:09] HENZEL**
Long time no see, Cake.
**[00:11] HENZEL**
Or, should I say Miss Failure?
**[00:14] HENZEL**
What's a defective piece
doing here in the second?
**[00:17] HENZEL**
This is no place for the likes of you.
**[00:21] CAKE**
W-Well, I'm here on Sir Kale's orders...
**[00:24] HENZEL**
We haven't received any word from him.
**[00:28] HENZEL**
What are you trying to pull?
**[00:33] HENZEL**
Didn't I tell you to light
my cigar within two seconds?!
**[00:37] CAKE**
I'm so sorry! I'm not allowed
to have a fire stone on me.
**[00:42] HENZEL**
I suppose not.
**[00:45] HENZEL**
What did Sir Kale say?
**[00:47] CAKE**
He told me to bring provisions because
the slaves in the first are malnourished.
**[00:53] HENZEL**
In your dreams, you piece of trash!
**[00:56] HENZEL**
That cruel Sir Kale would never
give such an order, would he, huh?!
**[01:00] GOBLIN**
Sir Henzel!
**[01:03] GOBLIN**
Monkeymen are invading our territory!
**[01:07] HENZEL**
What? Those idiots?!
**[01:09] MONKEYMAGIC**
You louts!
**[01:11] MONKEYMAGIC**
Let's go get payback for
all these years of hurt!
**[01:14] MONKEYMEN**
Yeah!
**[02:46] MONKEYMAGIC**
Don't you guys dare stop!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
**[02:49] MONKEYMEN**
Yeah!
**[02:51] MONKEYMEN**
Today is the day we avenge our brethren!
**[02:54] MONKEYMEN**
Slaughter all of Belphegor's minions!
**[03:05] MONKEYMAGIC**
What's wrong, Balderson?
**[03:06] BALDERSON**
Just wondering who that dark boss is.
**[03:10] MONKEYMAGIC**
Has to be something divine,
just like the holy priestess.
**[03:14] MONKEYMAGIC**
Probably a fallen god or something!
**[03:16] BALDERSON**
A fallen god?!
**[03:18] MONKEYMAGIC**
Now is the time to avenge our kin!
**[03:20] MONKEYMAGIC**
Rip off our foes' heads
and devour their brains!
**[03:25] HENZEL**
Damn it! What are those
stupid monkeys doing here?!
**[03:28] HENZEL**
Did they forget we are the mighty demons?
**[03:33] CAKE**
*Why now, of all times?*
**[03:36] HENZEL**
I'll have to hide out here for a while.
**[03:43] HENZEL**
Why are *you* here?!
**[03:45] CAKE**
I was just... trying to escape...
**[03:48] HENZEL**
Screw that! This is a secret room—
**[03:50] HENZEL**
Wait, you didn't set this up, did you?
**[03:53] CAKE**
Huh?!
**[03:55] HENZEL**
What are you plotting?
**[03:56] CAKE**
Nothing, I swear...
**[03:57] HENZEL**
I've known all along that
you're a nasty schemer.
**[04:01] CAKE**
But I...
**[04:02] HENZEL**
Sir Kale may have taken a liking to you,
**[04:05] HENZEL**
but now I can kill you off as an "accident".
**[04:08] HENZEL**
Well? Tell me the truth if you don't
want your nails ripped off again!
**[04:15] HENZEL**
That's the way!
**[04:17] HENZEL**
Pieces of trash like you deserve to
be bullied into tears your entire life!
**[04:17] CAKE**
*It's always like this.*
**[04:19] CAKE**
*Nobody ever helps me out.*
**[04:26] HENZEL**
Y-You bitch!
**[04:27] HENZEL**
Do you realize what you've
just done, you trashy scum?!
**[04:31] KUNAI**
Hey, I heard something.
**[04:33] ORGAN**
I didn't.
**[04:36] HENZEL**
*Looks like someone's snuck in.*
**[04:39] KUNAI**
It came from beneath us.
**[04:40] ORGAN**
Must be a hidden room of some sort.
**[04:43] KUNAI**
Should we check it out?
**[04:43] HENZEL**
* No way. This room is fitted with*
* a magical soundproofing device.*
**[04:45] ORGAN**
Wait. Buildings like
these have lots of traps.
**[04:47] KUNAI**
That'd be a pain. We'll
just burst right in, then.
**[04:50] ORGAN**
Hey! I told you not to grab me without—
**[04:55] ORGAN**
What are you playing at, Demon Lord?!
**[04:57] ORGAN**
Is it the fallen angel way to carry
an unwilling woman into battle?!
**[05:01] HENZEL**
Well, if it isn't the young miss!
**[05:04] HENZEL**
What an unexpected honor and
privilege to see you here!
**[05:10] GV**
* Food processing. Vegetable*
* Soup and Cheesecake.*
**[05:16] KUNAI**
Drink this to calm down and have a snack.
**[05:20] HENZEL**
I'm a little taken aback by
your surprising entrance.
**[05:25] ORGAN**
Blame that man over there.
**[05:28] HENZEL**
Surely you jest.
**[05:30] HENZEL**
I'm not sure it's appropriate
to let a pest like him run wild.
**[05:33] ORGAN**
Why don't you check with him
if he's a pest or not?
**[05:38] KUNAI**
What did you do to this girl?
**[05:40] HENZEL**
Don't get cocky just because
you serve the young miss.
**[05:43] HENZEL**
Ask for permission before
you speak, you measly pest!
**[05:46] KUNAI**
Did you not hear me?
I asked you what you did.
**[05:50] HENZEL**
May I discipline this man, young miss?
**[05:54] ORGAN**
Do what you want.
**[05:55] HENZEL**
Having a pet is all well and
good, but you must discipline it.
**[06:01] HENZEL**
You're useless!
**[06:02] HENZEL**
If I put a cigar in my mouth,
light it within two seconds!
**[06:06] HENZEL**
Or does a pest lack the
brains to even do that?
**[06:09] KUNAI**
Do you think this is a
hostess club or something?
**[06:19] HENZEL**
Ow, hot!
**[06:23] GV**
*Assault Barrier.*
**[06:25] HENZEL**
*What was that?*
**[06:30] KUNAI**
You're useless.
**[06:32] KUNAI**
If I put a smoke in my mouth, don't
wait two seconds. Light it instantly.
**[06:37] HENZEL**
You bastard... Do you
realize what you've done?
**[06:39] KUNAI**
What did *you* do to that girl?
**[06:43] KUNAI**
It was the same with Aku.
Everyone here is a savage.
**[06:49] HENZEL**
Ow, hot!
**[06:50] KUNAI**
I was wrong when I called you useless.
**[06:52] KUNAI**
You can at least be an ashtray.
**[06:55] CAKE**
Um, thank you very much.
**[06:58] KUNAI**
You look better now. What's your name?
**[07:01] CAKE**
I'm the first princess of the King of Parma,
**[07:04] CAKE**
Parma Rare Cheese la Tours Dowell Shortcake.
**[07:08] AKIRA**
*What a long name!*
**[07:10] CAKE**
Please call me Cake.
**[07:13] CAKE**
Oh, wait, no!
**[07:15] CAKE**
I couldn't force you, the Demon
Lord, to call me anything...
**[07:20] ORGAN**
Princess of Parma?
**[07:21] ORGAN**
I heard that the Kingdom
of Parma was destroyed,
**[07:24] ORGAN**
and that the first princess was being
held captive by the advisor of Xenovia.
**[07:27] HENZEL**
Young miss, how can you
let this pest run amok—
**[07:31] ORGAN**
I told you, check with him
if he's a pest or not.
**[07:34] ORGAN**
You got burned because you didn't do that.
**[07:37] HENZEL**
Damn hornless wannabe!
**[07:40] ORGAN**
Try saying that *one* more time.
**[07:41] HENZEL**
Whatever could you mean?
**[07:44] ORGAN**
Choose how you'll die.
**[07:46] ORGAN**
Would you like to be burned?
**[07:47] ORGAN**
Or sliced into pieces?
**[07:50] KUNAI**
Hold on.
**[07:51] KUNAI**
Let's wring some intel out of him first.
**[07:53] ORGAN**
What intel? You keep taking detours
and forget the important—
**[07:57] KUNAI**
If you want horns, you can have these.
**[07:59] KUNAI**
So sit tight for a bit.
**[08:02] AKIRA**
*Low-level item, Imp Horns.*
**[08:05] AKIRA**
*Touch them carelessly, and you'll get burned.*
**[08:07] AKIRA**
*It's perfect for impish girls.*
**[08:10] AKIRA**
* It's just a cosmetic item, but it has*
* enduring popularity among female cosplayers.*
**[08:13] ORGAN**
How do you have that?
**[08:16] ORGAN**
* To demons, their horns are a symbol*
* of their power and wisdom.*
**[08:20] ORGAN**
* But Devilkin, half-demon and*
* half-human, can't grow horns.*
**[08:24] ORGAN**
* No matter how hard they try, or how*
* much they increase their mana.*
**[08:29] ORGAN**
Such beautiful horns...
**[08:31] KUNAI**
I don't know what got you so mad,
but take these and chill out.
**[08:36] GV**
*Transfer.*
**[08:43] CAKE**
* Holy crap... this Demon*
* Lord is the real deal.*
**[08:46] HENZEL**
You punk!
**[08:47] GV**
*Assault Barrier.*
**[08:52] KUNAI**
Don't you ever learn?
**[08:54] KUNAI**
Only a level-capped hero can
face me as an equal.
**[09:00] HENZEL**
Yeah, keep talking.
**[09:03] HENZEL**
Lord Skewer will be here soon and... huh?
**[09:08] CAKE**
Hah!
**[09:10] CAKE**
Serves you right, you piece of shit!
**[09:14] CAKE**
I've been waiting to do this for so long!
**[09:17] CAKE**
Waiting to stick your precious
knife into your damn skull!
**[09:25] CAKE**
Go get your ass pounded
in hell, you sewer rat!
**[09:29] AKIRA**
*What the... She's scary as hell!*
**[09:34] CAKE**
Oh, I'm so sorry.
**[09:36] CAKE**
I couldn't watch this demon
try to hurt you, Demon Lord.
**[09:40] KUNAI**
You seemed more demonic than him, honestly.
**[09:43] CAKE**
I was simply worried for your safety.
**[09:47] KUNAI**
Oh yeah? I guess that's understandable...
**[09:50] KUNAI**
Or not!
**[09:52] ORGAN**
I have horns...
**[10:04] MONKEYMAGIC**
Took you long enough, evil god.
**[10:07] KUNAI**
What do you mean, "evil god"?
**[10:09] MONKEYMAGIC**
If you don't like that, I
can call you fallen god.
**[10:11] AKIRA**
*He seems ready to launch a missile dropkick!*
**[10:14] KUNAI**
How do I keep collecting
these awful monikers?
**[10:18] KUNAI**
Anyway, you brought the
thing I gave you, yes?
**[10:22] MONKEYMAGIC**
What is this?
**[10:23] BALDERSON**
A fallen god's cursed tool?
**[10:26] KUNAI**
The perfect item to cause a diversion.
**[10:37] MONKEYMAGIC**
What is that, fallen god?!
**[10:39] BALDERSON**
You didn't summon a hoodoo
from your dark star, did you?!
**[10:43] KUNAI**
They're called fireworks.
**[10:46] KUNAI**
I have even bigger ones in store—hmm?
**[10:49] KUNAI**
You've been silent for a while.
**[10:51] KUNAI**
Do you not like the horns?
**[10:53] ORGAN**
Don't be mean.
**[10:55] AKIRA**
*Okay, but do you like 'em or not?!*
**[10:57] ORGAN**
I've wanted horns all my life.
**[11:01] ORGAN**
I knew I could never have them,
**[11:04] ORGAN**
but I just couldn't bring myself to give up.
**[11:07] AKIRA**
*They're* that *important to you?*
**[11:10] ORGAN**
Why did you give me horns?
**[11:13] KUNAI**
Well... That's not something
for me to say out loud.
**[11:17] ORGAN**
You want me to decide for myself?
**[11:20] ORGAN**
In that case...
**[11:23] KUNAI**
Now, I want you all to launch
these things all over town.
**[11:31] MONKEYMAGIC**
I'll do it! I'll give 'em
one helluva surprise!
**[11:33] KUNAI**
Be careful, though. Don't
bring any flames near them.
**[11:33] MONKEYMEN**
No fair, Chief! We wanna do it too!
**[11:49] BELPHEGOR**
Damn that Skewer.
**[11:51] BELPHEGOR**
He wanted to leave me out of the fun?
**[11:55] HONEYTRAP**
What do you mean?
**[11:57] BELPHEGOR**
Skewer summoned his main body, which
he had stored here, to himself.
**[12:02] LAMIA**
If he gets serious, nobody
else can have any fun.
**[12:08] HONEYTRAP**
Aw, I wanted to have some
fun with the monkeys, too.
**[12:12] REDSLIME**
Slilolo!
**[12:13] MESSENGER**
Lord Belphegor!
**[12:15] MESSENGER**
The young miss has been
spotted among the attackers.
**[12:18] BELPHEGOR**
What? My dear daughter?!
**[12:22] BELPHEGOR**
At long last, we can reunite.
**[12:24] BELPHEGOR**
I never expected her to
come visit me herself.
**[12:32] BELPHEGOR**
Oh? My lovely daughter is
sending me an invitation.
**[12:36] BELPHEGOR**
I can't sit around! I must
prepare a welcoming party!
**[12:41] KUNAI**
How much farther to Belphegor's castle?
**[12:44] ORGAN**
Almost there. I want to ask
you something, Demon Lord.
**[12:48] ORGAN**
How are you and the master of
the divine territory acquainted?
**[12:51] AKIRA**
*Huh? Does she mean that shrine?*
**[12:54] KUNAI**
Not at all. We're total strangers.
**[12:57] ORGAN**
She said that her children
have taken a liking to you.
**[13:01] ORGAN**
Let me cut right to the chase.
**[13:04] ORGAN**
You're not their father, are you?
**[13:07] KUNAI**
Don't be ridiculous! I'm
single and ready to mingle!
**[13:11] ORGAN**
Then look me in the eye and tell
me you're not their father.
**[13:16] KUNAI**
Why are you so set on
making me a married man?
**[13:19] ORGAN**
No, wait.
**[13:21] ORGAN**
Actually, look at my horns instead.
**[13:24] KUNAI**
Why must I stare at a pair of horns
to deny a ridiculous accusation?!
**[13:28] ORGAN**
You can't do it?
**[13:30] ORGAN**
Does that mean you admit it's true? Well?!
**[13:34] ORUIT**
*We finally meet.*
**[13:44] ORUIT**
I wanted to greet you much sooner.
**[13:47] ORGAN**
Dark Duke Oruit.
**[13:50] AKIRA**
*Who?*
**[13:51] ORGAN**
What do you want?
**[13:53] ORUIT**
What do *I* want?
**[13:54] ORUIT**
I don't need to answer
a filthy halfwit like...
**[13:58] ORUIT**
Oho?
**[14:01] ORUIT**
It can't be.
**[14:03] ORUIT**
I apologize for my behavior.
**[14:05] ORUIT**
I see that you have become one of us.
**[14:08] ORUIT**
Your horns are beautiful.
**[14:10] ORUIT**
I sense power akin to the
flaming salamanders from them.
**[14:14] ORGAN**
Hmph.
**[14:15] ORUIT**
Now I have yet another
question for you, dragon.
**[14:19] ORGAN**
Dragon?
**[14:21] AKIRA**
*Yikes. He's coming.*
**[14:24] AKIRA**
*I can't hold him back.*
**[14:26] KUNAI**
If it's me you want, let's talk in private.
**[14:29] ORUIT**
Let me guide you to my mansion, then.
**[14:32] ORGAN**
Demon Lord, going to his
mansion would be suicidal.
**[14:36] KUNAI**
Don't worry. You head to
the castle as planned.
**[14:40] KUNAI**
Meet up with Akane there and wait for me.
**[14:42] ORGAN**
Demon Lord!
**[14:53] ORUIT**
Are you sure you want to
maintain that appearance?
**[14:57] ORUIT**
Personally, I much prefer
your wilder, true form.
**[15:00] KUNAI**
True form?
**[15:01] ORUIT**
I wish to ask you...
**[15:03] ORUIT**
Why are you using two personas:
Demon Lord and Dragonkin?
**[15:07] KUNAI**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[15:10] ORUIT**
No need to hide it.
**[15:12] ORUIT**
Those with power tend to
have several personas.
**[15:16] KUNAI**
I'm me, and no one else.
**[15:18] ORUIT**
I'm a special being even among vampires.
**[15:21] ORUIT**
I carry the blood of our true ancestor.
**[15:24] ORUIT**
It makes me keenly perceptive
of smells and auras.
**[15:27] ORUIT**
What's more, the dragon and
you share the same color.
**[15:30] KUNAI**
*Same... color?*
**[15:32] ORUIT**
Sometimes, I copy the abilities
of people whose blood I feed on.
**[15:41] AKIRA**
* When he sucked Tron's blood, he gained*
* the ability to see the colors of souls?*
**[15:47] KUNAI**
And? So what if the colors are the same?
**[15:50] ORUIT**
You must be the other Dragonkin on
a secret mission from the dragons.
**[15:56] KUNAI**
*The other...?*
**[15:58] ORUIT**
You defeat evil as the Dragonkin,
**[16:01] ORUIT**
all while sowing seeds of discord
among demons as the Demon Lord.
**[16:07] ORUIT**
There are many among us who desire the
second coming of Lucifer, after all.
**[16:12] KUNAI**
What are you trying to say?
**[16:15] ORUIT**
You drive a wedge in between the demons,
**[16:18] ORUIT**
and in the meantime you try to get
the humans to side with you.
**[16:21] ORUIT**
What this indicates is that you're
preparing for the upcoming final battle.
**[16:26] ORUIT**
In other words, Armageddon is upon us.
**[16:29] AKIRA**
*Armageddon?!*
**[16:32] ORUIT**
A being calling himself
the Demon Lord and Lucifer
**[16:35] ORUIT**
is preparing to commit a cardinal sin.
**[16:39] KUNAI**
Armageddon never came.
**[16:42] ORUIT**
Interesting phrasing. Past tense?
**[16:46] KUNAI**
Just so you know, in 1999—
**[16:59] ORUIT**
Oh? What seems to be the matter?
**[17:02] KUNAI**
Nothing. Anyway, Armageddon
was a lie, a total hoax.
**[17:09] KUNAI**
*Why is it raining?*
**[17:12] ORUIT**
You seem pale. Did the rain
bring back bad memories?
**[17:17] KUNAI**
The rain can...
**[17:18] ORUIT**
That's a truly wonderful expression.
**[17:37] ORUIT**
I knew it.
**[17:37] ORUIT**
You really do look better
in that form, dragon.
**[17:40] ZERO**
Damn, I'm so happy!
**[17:42] ZERO**
Never expected there to
be a dude dying to see me!
**[17:46] GV**
*Grudge established.*
**[17:47] ZERO**
You want a rematch? You're on.
**[17:51] GV**
*Rampage Rave activated.*
**[17:53] ORUIT**
Thinking about tasting your blood has me
more excited than I have been in centuries.
**[18:04] ORUIT**
Your actions defy common sense, as always!
**[18:08] ORUIT**
Sleep!
**[18:10] ZERO**
The fact that you're flying
defies common sense even more!
**[18:12] GV**
*First Skill: Kenpo activated.*
**[18:18] GV**
*Second Skill: Hand-to-Hand Combat activated.*
**[18:24] ORUIT**
Dreadnought!
**[18:26] GV**
*Combat Skill: Melee activated.*
**[18:35] GV**
* Adds opponent's kill count to counter*
* damage to a max of 50 damage.*
**[18:43] ZERO**
Knew it. Your wounds from
before haven't healed yet.
**[18:48] ZERO**
Nobody I hit with All or
Nothing gets away unharmed.
**[18:53] ORUIT**
Silence.
**[18:54] ORUIT**
I'll kill you in the most
gruesome way possible.
**[19:00] ORUIT**
I'll drink your blood, tear off your skin,
**[19:03] ORUIT**
and display your corpse in my mansion.
**[19:06] ZERO**
Dude, that's creepy as heck!
Damn vampire!
**[19:10] GIRL**
Please stop!
**[19:13] GIRL**
What have you done to Master, you hooligan?!
**[19:16] ZERO**
Huh? Uh, I just...
**[19:18] ORUIT**
You're in the way. Get back inside.
**[19:21] GIRL**
No! This bad guy will kill you!
**[19:24] ZERO**
*Bad guy?*
**[19:25] ZERO**
*Me? The* bad guy*?!*
***SIGN*** Bad Guy
**[19:28] ZERO**
* I was always the hero as*
* I beat up the villains.*
**[19:30] ZERO**
* Every player in the Arena was*
* always on my side, and yet...*
**[19:33] ZERO**
**I'm *the bad guy?*
**[19:34] GIRL**
How could you do this to Master
when he's injured? You villain!
**[19:42] GIRL**
Get lost, you villain!
***SIGN*** Get lost...!
**[19:50] ZERO**
*I won the battle but lost the war, huh?*
**[19:57] ORUIT**
Wait, dragon! We aren't done!
**[20:05] ORUIT**
How dare you! What are you playing at?!
**[20:07] GIRL**
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry!
**[20:18] ORUIT**
*So hot! My body's burning up!*
**[20:21] ORUIT**
*What is this healing power?*
**[20:23] ORUIT**
*My tattered body is healing in an instant!*
**[20:26] ORUIT**
* I see... The blood of*
* dragons has entered me!*
**[20:31] GIRL**
Master...?
**[20:33] ORUIT**
I'll overlook this. But
there won't be a next time.
**[20:36] GIRL**
Right.
**[20:37] ORUIT**
*Just a few droplets has such a great effect.*
**[20:40] ORUIT**
*I want his blood even more now.*
**[20:42] ORUIT**
*And his eyes, skin, bones, and heart...*
**[20:45] ORUIT**
*I want every part of him.*
**[20:48] ORUIT**
*Just you wait, dragon.*
**[20:50] ORUIT**
*I will have your everything.*
**[20:57] KUNAI**
Damn that Zero. He did as he
pleased and then ran away?
**[21:05] KUNAI**
Why is it raining here?
**[21:08] KUNAI**
Man, I want to go back to Rabby Village.
***SIGN*** You always look toward
the future and erase the past.
***SIGN*** Time waits for no man. We must keep moving forward.
The past will disappear even if you leave it be.
***SIGN*** But the memories won't go away.
***SIGN*** Memories are shared among those that experienced the events.
***SIGN*** They're assets that can never be lost.
***SIGN*** If everyone who has those memories dies, won't they no longer exist in any way?
***SIGN*** Are you afraid of relying on others' memories?
***SIGN*** Of being forgotten?
***SIGN*** Of everyone you know dying, and there be no one left behind to remember you?
***SIGN*** I don't know what you're talking about.
**[22:06] KUNAI**
*How long is it gonna keep raining?*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
# 11 - ReSurrect
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM37KD/demon-lord-retry)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) XX**
A fortress built in Tokyo
for first-class citizens,
**[00:06] (Flashback) XX**
Oriental City Eviltown.
**[00:07] (Flashback) XX**
The player is a third-class
citizen living on the outskirts.
***SIGN*** Oriental City Eviltown
**[00:13] (Flashback) XX**
Live in disgrace, die in disgrace.
**[00:15] (Flashback) XXX**
It's time to let go.
**[00:17] (Flashback) XX**
Don't make me laugh. You're
the one who can't let go.
**[00:23] (Flashback) XX**
Oriental City Eviltown,
huh? Sure takes me back.
**[00:26] (Flashback) XX**
I wonder what Akira's new
setting will be like.
**[00:29] (Flashback) XXX**
Who cares? Screw that traitor.
**[00:34] (Flashback) XX**
You two need to stop being such tsunderes
and be honest with yourselves.
**[00:38] (Flashback) XX**
Don't you think a battle between
good and evil is so last century?
**[00:42] (Flashback) XX**
It's practically covered in mold.
**[00:44] (Flashback) XXX**
And so's your apartment.
**[00:47] (Flashback) XX**
I guess I prefer chaotic worlds.
**[00:51] (Flashback) XX**
But I don't know about clichés like having
one spider thread hanging or whatever.
**[00:56] (Flashback) XXX**
What are you trying to achieve in this world?
**[00:59] (Flashback) XX**
Nothing at all. I just
wanna enjoy my NEET life.
**[01:03] (Flashback) XXX**
I'll keep watch over you so
you don't try anything funny.
**[01:07] (Flashback) XX**
Congrats on having no
life! Nighty-night, then!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
**[02:46] AKIRA**
* Man, I told them to wait*
* for me, but nobody's here.*
**[02:51] AKIRA**
*Looks like they started without me.*
**[02:54] AKIRA**
*Where the heck did they go?*
**[02:58] KUNAI**
Message.
**[02:59] AKIRA**
* Looks like the messaging*
* feature is blocked here.*
**[03:03] AKIRA**
* I should probably assume*
* that things have gone south.*
**[03:06] AKIRA**
*Hmm?*
**[03:09] KUNAI**
And what's your deal?
**[03:11] AKIRA**
*"Welcome back, Creator"? Wha—?*
***SIGN*** Welcome back, Creator
**[03:15] KUNAI**
This misunderstanding keeps happening
ever since I came to this world.
***SIGN*** Would you like
to change the
current setting?
**[03:20] KUNAI**
Setting?
**[03:22] KUNAI**
Are you mistaking me for someone else?
***SIGN*** Are you sure?
Currently set to
"Jump to B40"
Would you like
to change
the setting?
**[03:26] KUNAI**
B40?
**[03:28] KUNAI**
What are you talking about?
**[03:32] KUNAI**
Let me change the question.
**[03:34] KUNAI**
Who set it to that?
***SIGN*** Name Search
***SIGN*** Complete
***SIGN*** Organ
**[03:39] KUNAI**
Organ?
**[03:41] KUNAI**
Next question.
**[03:42] KUNAI**
Who created you?
***SIGN*** Creator
**[03:45] KUNAI**
This again?
**[03:47] KUNAI**
Who's this "Creator"?
**[03:51] KUNAI**
We're going in circles.
**[03:53] AKIRA**
* If Organ set it to that, it*
* must've been for a reason.*
**[03:57] AKIRA**
* Is it a message to me, telling*
* me to meet her there?*
**[04:00] KUNAI**
Whatever. Send me to the
place Organ designated.
**[04:05] KUNAI**
Hey, aren't you getting a bit too close?
**[04:09] KUNAI**
Uh, this is kind of scary.
**[04:10] KUNAI**
Hey, wait!
**[04:15] KUNAI**
*So that mirror was really a travel portal.*
**[04:19] AKIRA**
* Similar to the Prison*
* Labyrinth I explored before.*
**[04:22] AKIRA**
* I've registered this place*
* now, so I should head back.*
**[04:24] KUNAI**
Omni Travel.
**[04:29] KUNAI**
It might be trouble if someone sees you.
**[04:33] KUNAI**
You're coming with me.
**[04:42] AKIRA**
*What kind of item name is that?*
**[04:45] AKIRA**
*"Z copy 07"?*
**[04:47] AKIRA**
* Doesn't fit with the rest*
* of this world's names.*
**[04:50] AKIRA**
*Wait, no.*
**[04:52] AKIRA**
* The naming scheme here is messed up to*
* begin with, so maybe this is more normal?*
**[04:56] AKIRA**
*Whatever.*
**[04:57] KUNAI**
Omni Travel.
**[05:00] KUNAI**
Okay, there are a bunch of footprints
all heading the same way.
**[05:06] KUNAI**
Must be the Monkeymen.
**[05:13] KUNAI**
What's with this place?
**[05:22] KUNAI**
Super-Level Item Creation.
***SIGN*** Holy Water of Fuji
**[05:25] GV**
*Holy Water of Fuji.*
**[05:31] MONKEYMAGIC**
Are you trying to kill me, fallen
god?! I thought I was a goner!
**[05:36] KUNAI**
You seem pretty lively to me.
**[05:39] MONKEYMAGIC**
Ook? My body feels strange.
**[05:41] AKIRA**
* Well, Holy Water of Fuji*
* recovers 50 of both HP and MP.*
**[05:46] BALDERSON**
Dark boss...
**[05:47] BALDERSON**
Please pour some on my head, too.
**[05:50] KUNAI**
Here.
**[05:51] BALDERON**
Woo, this is so good!
**[05:53] BALDERON**
This is what it's like to feel alive again.
**[05:55] BALDERON**
Please give me more, boss.
**[05:58] BALDERON**
Give me more of that thick fluid.
**[06:00] KUNAI**
Get away from me. Here.
**[06:01] MONKEYMAGIC**
Here, Balderson. Have some of this
weird liquid that makes you better.
**[06:05] BALDERSON**
No, this feels too good!
You're going to bweak me!
**[06:10] MONKEYMAGIC**
Your dome needs the fallen god's
fluids? What a dirty kappa.
**[06:14] BALDERSON**
Mean! But it really does feel good,
as much as I hate to admit it.
**[06:18] KUNAI**
Stop with the gross conversation!
**[06:21] KUNAI**
What happened here?
**[06:22] MONKEYMAGIC**
Archfiend Belphegor got us.
**[06:27] KUNAI**
You got wiped out by one foe?
**[06:30] MOKEYMAGIC**
We're going back to the forest for a bit.
**[06:33] MOKEYMAGIC**
We can't beat that cheater as we are.
**[06:36] KUNAI**
What will you do back there?
**[06:38] MONKEYMAGIC**
We'll get permission from Lady
Tatsu to kill that asshole.
**[06:42] KUNAI**
I see. You don't need to come back, then.
**[06:46] KUNAI**
Just take the humans we
found here back with you.
**[06:51] MONKEYMAGIC**
Fallen god, that asshole is strong!
**[06:54] MONKEYMAGIC**
Not even you can beat him!
**[06:56] KUNAI**
Rest assured. Only my own
creations can kill me.
**[07:03] MINK**
Unhand me...
**[07:04] MINK**
Let me go, damn it!
**[07:07] KUNAI**
*That voice...*
**[07:09] MINK**
Where do you think you're touching?!
**[07:09] REDSLIME**
Slilolo!
**[07:13] KUNAI**
What the heck are you doing?
**[07:16] MINK**
Demon Lord, get this off me!
**[07:18] MINK**
Stop it!
**[07:20] KUNAI**
I'd love to help, but the gravity
here is pinning me down.
**[07:25] MINK**
Gravity, my ass! You're
just having a smoke break!
**[07:29] MINK**
Don't touch me there!
**[07:30] REDSLIME**
Slilolo!
**[07:31] KUNAI**
My hands are the only thing I can move.
**[07:34] MINK**
Hey! That's more than enough!
**[07:36] REDSLIME**
Slilolo!
**[07:38] KUNAI**
*What a strange creature.*
**[07:39] KUNAI**
*I don't really understand monster ecology.*
**[07:42] REDSLIME**
Slilolo!
**[07:44] MINK**
Hey, quit it!
**[07:45] REDSLIME**
Slilolo?
**[07:46] KUNAI**
Assault Barrier.
**[07:52] KUNAI**
Are you the same as that slime in
the mirror? Or are you my enemy?
**[07:57] MINK**
Hey, stay away from my lookalike!
**[08:00] MINK**
Oh, I know. You're going to get rough
with me, like in those porn books.
**[08:04] KUNAI**
Quit making things more confusing!
**[08:06] KUNAI**
And why do you you even
have porn books here?!
**[08:09] KUNAI**
This place is about to become a battlefield.
**[08:11] KUNAI**
If you don't plan on opposing me,
get away from this castle at once.
**[08:14] REDSLIME**
Slilolo?
**[08:15] REDSLIME**
S-Slilolo!
**[08:18] KUNAI**
Hey, wait! Tell me what's going on!
**[08:21] MINK**
We have no time for that.
**[08:24] MINK**
Eek!
**[08:25] MINK**
What is this? Help, Demon Lord!
**[08:30] KUNAI**
I think you have a latent
potential for masochism.
**[08:34] MINK**
Just hurry up!
**[08:38] GV**
*Sodom's Flames.*
**[08:41] KUNAI**
Hang in there. Your wounds are serious.
**[08:43] MINK**
I've had enough of hanging!
**[08:45] KUNAI**
You pushed yourself too far.
Drink this and rest up.
**[08:49] KUNAI**
Come on.
**[08:51] KUNAI**
I don't have to worry about Akane,
**[08:54] KUNAI**
but where is Organ?
**[08:56] MINK**
That's right! Organ's in trouble!
**[09:11] AKANE**
That's a gloomy look, Miss Red Hood.
**[09:14] MINK**
Where were you, Organ? We looked all over!
**[09:17] MINK**
You...
**[09:19] ORGAN**
Did my demonic aura increase?
**[09:24] MINK**
Horns? How?
**[09:27] ORGAN**
Don't worry. I'll hide my
aura in human territory.
**[09:31] AKANE**
I'm gonna go look for treasure.
You all wait for Hakuto.
**[09:37] ORGAN**
The Demon Lord said we should all wait here.
**[09:39] AKANE**
I gotta get the jump on him,
**[09:43] AKANE**
or he'll take everything himself.
**[09:49] MONKEYMAGIC**
Where is the fallen god?
**[09:51] ORGAN**
No idea. He told us to wait here.
**[09:54] MONKEYMAGIC**
Tell him this. We'll be the ones to
receive the great mother's praise.
**[09:59] MONKEYMAGIC**
You all stay out of this!
**[10:02] MONKEYMAGIC**
The glory will be all ours!
**[10:06] MINK**
What now, Organ?
**[10:08] ORGAN**
Usually, it would be impossible
to even approach the castle.
**[10:11] ORGAN**
But with the diversion, there
aren't many monsters here.
**[10:15] ORGAN**
The only concern is where Lord Skewer is.
**[10:18] MINK**
Oh, the undead with the spear? The
one who calls himself special?
**[10:23] ORGAN**
You ran into him?
**[10:24] MINK**
Akane defeated him.
**[10:26] ORGAN**
What?!
**[10:27] ORGAN**
This is a golden opportunity.
We have to take advantage.
**[10:32] MINK**
Wait a second!
**[10:36] MONKEYMAGIC**
Nobody can stop us now!
**[10:39] BALDERSON**
Hehe! The castle is empty.
**[10:42] MONKEYMAGIC**
Where is he?
**[10:44] ORGAN**
The floors above ground are a
mere front to welcome guests.
**[10:47] ORGAN**
The core of the castle is all underground.
**[10:49] BALDERSON**
Chief! I found a hidden staircase.
**[10:52] MONKEYMAGIC**
Good job! Everyone charge!
**[10:56] ORGAN**
We'll use a different route.
**[10:58] MINK**
What the heck? This is totally
some kind of cursed item!
**[11:02] ORGAN**
But it's quicker this way.
**[11:04] ORGAN**
Hey, take us to Floor B40.
**[11:07] MINK**
No way! My right eye wants no part of it!
**[11:11] ORGAN**
Yeah, right! You're just scared!
**[11:14] MINK**
Let's just go with the Monkeymen!
**[11:16] MINK**
They'll clear our path of monsters!
**[11:18] ORGAN**
Wait, Mink!
**[11:21] MINK**
Where are we now?
**[11:23] ORGAN**
The next floor is B50.
**[11:25] MINK**
There's even more? Maybe we really
should've used that mirror...
**[11:30] ORGAN**
That's what I said.
**[11:34] MONKEYMAGIC**
What the heck is this?
**[11:36] BALDERSON**
Some kind of celebration?
**[11:49] BELPHEGOR**
Welcome to my castle.
**[11:51] BELPHEGOR**
I'm glad you're here, my guests.
**[11:56] BELPHEGOR**
How I have waited for your
return, my dear daughter.
**[12:01] ORGAN**
Golden armor? Your taste
is as nauseating as ever.
**[12:06] BELPHEGOR**
Oh dear. It seems your life outside
has given you a foul mouth.
**[12:11] BELPHEGOR**
Daddy is sad.
**[12:13] ORGAN**
That *disgusting* armor suits you well.
**[12:16] BELPHEGOR**
You don't understand the luxury and
excellence that gold represents?
**[12:21] BELPHEGOR**
Was life without your father so impoverished?
**[12:24] ORGAN**
Well, my life would feel much
happier if you no longer existed!
**[12:30] BELPHEGOR**
How tragic. Could anything feel more
wrong than a girl killing her own father?
**[12:37] BELPHEGOR**
Is righteousness taking a nap right now?
**[12:43] MONKEYMAGIC**
We finally meet, asshole.
**[12:46] MONKEYMAGIC**
Today's the day you die.
**[12:48] BELPHEGOR**
Please, show some tact.
**[12:51] BELPHEGOR**
We're having a family reunion here.
**[12:54] BELPHEGOR**
Also, that was a 367 vintage wine.
**[12:58] BELPHEGOR**
If you must drink it, at
least enjoy the taste.
**[13:00] MONKEYMAGIC**
Oh, quit yappin'.
**[13:03] MONKEYMAGIC**
I'll tear off your head and
drink your blood bottoms up!
**[13:08] MONKEYMAGIC**
Face the wrath of our tribe!
**[13:11] BELPHEGOR**
Oh, such boorish guests we have.
**[13:17] MONKEYMAGIC**
We'll take you down if
it's the last thing we do!
**[13:21] BELPHEGOR**
What did I do to make you resent me so?
**[13:25] MONKEYMAGIC**
Like you don't know!
**[13:26] BELPHEGOR**
Surely you crush ants as you walk, too.
**[13:31] BELPHEGOR**
All I did was take a stroll
through the forest.
**[13:34] MONKEYMAGIC**
You bastard...
**[13:35] BELPHEGOR**
I crush some ants, and here come some
monkeys to avenge their families.
**[13:46] BELPHEGOR**
I must give thanks for
this wonderful encounter.
**[13:50] MINK**
Not good!
**[13:53] BELPHEGOR**
Death Wind.
**[14:04] MONKEYMAGIC**
One attack was all it took?
**[14:06] BALDERSON**
Ch-Chief...
**[14:07] BELPHEGOR**
You're awfully quiet, my daughter.
**[14:11] BELPHEGOR**
Are you crying in fear?
**[14:14] ORGAN**
Oh, how I wish it were so.
**[14:16] BELPHEGOR**
That thing's supposed to be in my treasury.
**[14:20] BELPHEGOR**
It's Unknown, bringer of a merciless world!
**[14:22] ORGAN**
Taste the level-five magic
imbued in this crystal!
**[14:25] ORGAN**
Superior form of fire magic, Blaze!
***SIGN*** Fire
***SIGN*** Blaze
**[14:28] BELPHEGOR**
You always did like playing with fire.
**[14:31] BELPHEGOR**
You tried to raze this place so many times.
**[14:34] ORGAN**
It takes time to activate,
and it hurts the caster, too.
**[14:40] ORGAN**
But the beast general bought
me the time I needed.
***SIGN*** Water
**[14:43] ORGAN**
Superior form of water magic, Ice!
***SIGN*** Ice
**[14:47] ORGAN**
Don't think I'm done yet.
**[14:50] BELPHEGOR**
Wait.
**[14:51] BELPHEGOR**
Where did you obtain so
many Unknowns, my girl?
**[14:54] ORGAN**
I haven't been an adventurer for fun.
**[14:57] ORGAN**
I explored dungeons all over the continent.
***SIGN*** Wind
**[14:59] ORGAN**
Superior form of wind magic, Storm!
***SIGN*** Storm
**[15:03] BELPHEGOR**
I'm saying this for your
own good, my dear daughter.
**[15:06] BELPHEGOR**
Hand those over to Daddy.
**[15:11] MINK**
O corpse still clinging to the mortal world,
**[15:13] MINK**
may you perish in brilliance!
**[15:15] MINK**
Sacred glow...
**[15:17] MINK**
Holy Lightning!
**[15:23] MINK**
You've attacked us time and time again.
**[15:26] MINK**
You must die so that we might
sleep in peace at night!
***SIGN*** Earth
**[15:31] ORGAN**
Superior form of earth magic, Rock!
***SIGN*** Rock
**[15:35] BELPHEGOR**
Th-This isn't funny, my
girl. What are you thinking?
**[15:40] MONKEYMAGIC**
Buy her time.
**[15:42] BALDERSON**
Roger that!
**[15:43] BALDERSON**
There!
**[15:44] BELPHEGOR**
Stay asleep, you half-dead animals!
**[15:48] MINK**
Take this!
**[15:50] BELPHEGOR**
How dare you, you inferior being...!
**[15:52] BELPHEGOR**
Don't look down on me!
**[15:54] MONKEYMAGIC**
What's wrong? You don't
seem as relaxed as before!
**[15:59] MINK**
You'll have time to repent your
countless sins... in hell!
**[16:09] ORGAN**
This is my final gift to you.
**[16:13] BELPHEGOR**
S-Stop!
***SIGN*** Dark
**[16:16] ORGAN**
Superior form of dark magic, Abyss!
***SIGN*** Abyss
***SIGN*** Light
**[16:19] ORGAN**
Superior form of light magic, Holy!
***SIGN*** Holy
**[16:24] BELPHEGOR**
I told you to stop... Organ.
**[16:37] BELPHEGOR**
Organ... Are you trying to kill your father?
**[16:43] ORGAN**
I have never once thought
of you as my father!
***SIGN*** Holy Mother
**[16:47] ORGAN**
The final judgment... Death of Wrath.
**[16:56] BELPHEGOR**
Organ...!
**[17:06] MINK**
It's over at last.
**[17:09] ORGAN**
Forgive me. I used all our treasure.
**[17:14] ORGAN**
We could've built a mansion
if we'd sold them.
**[17:16] MINK**
Don't be silly. We're adventurers.
**[17:19] MINK**
We can think about a permanent
home after we're retired.
**[17:24] MINK**
Are you okay?
**[17:26] ORGAN**
Y-Yes.
**[17:27] MONKEYMAGIC**
Take this.
**[17:28] MINK**
What is this? It reeks!
**[17:31] MONKEYMAGIC**
It's a pill of the Trumpet Logo.
**[17:36] MINK**
So bitter!
**[17:37] MINK**
So damn *bitter*!
**[17:40] ORGAN**
Yeah, I'm better off without my taste buds.
**[17:42] MINK**
This is horrible!
**[17:44] MINK**
My body's recovering, but
the bitterness will kill me!
**[17:48] MONKEYMAGIC**
Death by recovery? Are you stupid, human?
**[17:52] MINK**
A monkey just called me stupid! The shame!
**[17:56] MONKEYMAGIC**
We are the sages of the forest.
**[17:58] MONKEYMAGIC**
Our brains are better than yours.
**[18:01] MINK**
Say *what*?!
**[18:02] BELPHEGOR**
That's an intriguing drug.
**[18:06] BELPHEGOR**
I kill time by making drugs
**[18:09] BELPHEGOR**
and distributing them to my ants, too.
**[18:17] ORGAN**
How...?
**[18:20] BELPHEGOR**
That's it.
**[18:22] BELPHEGOR**
That's the look I wanted to see.
**[18:24] BELPHEGOR**
Pretending to be hurt sure
is harder than I thought.
**[18:28] BELPHEGOR**
But my performance was a
sight to behold, wasn't it?
**[18:32] BELPHEGOR**
I'll do anything for my dear daughter here.
**[18:39] ORGAN**
Impossible...
**[18:41] BELPHEGOR**
But it *is* possible.
**[18:42] BELPHEGOR**
I prepared this first-class
armor for the day we met again.
**[18:47] BELPHEGOR**
It's incredibly overpowered.
**[18:49] BELPHEGOR**
You combined six level-five
magics and it still didn't work.
**[18:55] BELPHEGOR**
Goes to show how great a father's love is.
**[18:58] ORGAN**
No way...
**[19:01] BELPHEGOR**
This armor can block all
kinds of physical attacks.
**[19:04] BELPHEGOR**
You Monkeymen danced for me with all you had,
**[19:07] BELPHEGOR**
but you actually haven't dealt
a single point of damage to me.
**[19:11] BELPHEGOR**
Revealing my trick actually
feels cruel at this point.
**[19:15] BELPHEGOR**
You mentioned some kind of medicine.
**[19:18] BELPHEGOR**
How about using this corpse?
**[19:20] BELPHEGOR**
I've heard that monkey
brains are a rare delicacy.
**[19:23] BELPHEGOR**
It might help produce a new kind of medicine.
**[19:26] MONKEYMAGIC**
I will end you, if it's the last thing I do!
**[19:29] BELPHEGOR**
Come on. Were you not listening to me?
**[19:32] BELPHEGOR**
No matter how much you
swing those poles of yours,
**[19:35] BELPHEGOR**
they don't as much as tickle me.
**[19:38] MONKEYMAGIC**
Get your filthy hands off my brethren!
**[19:41] BELPHEGOR**
Right, let me give you a
useful piece of information.
**[19:45] BELPHEGOR**
If you wish to kill me, drag Demon
King Greole out from underground.
**[19:50] BELPHEGOR**
Even my armor can't block
the level-six magic he uses.
**[19:57] BELPHEGOR**
Now, time to end the sideshow.
**[20:00] BELPHEGOR**
You outsiders can take a
little nap for a while.
**[20:04] BELPHEGOR**
I'll send someone for you later.
**[20:11] BELPHEGOR**
Black Eraser.
**[20:19] BELPHEGOR**
Well, let's spend some quality
family time together.
**[20:25] ORGAN**
N-No... Let me go...
**[20:27] BELPHEGOR**
Those eyes steeped in despair...
**[20:30] BELPHEGOR**
I'm happy to see you back to your usual self.
**[20:35] ORGAN**
D-Demon Lord...
**[20:37] BELPHEGOR**
You mean the Demon King?
**[20:39] BELPHEGOR**
I'm sorry to say this after giving you hope,
**[20:41] BELPHEGOR**
but Greole was sealed away
about two thousand years ago.
**[20:45] BELPHEGOR**
He can't beat me now that he's weakened.
**[20:49] ORGAN**
Help...
**[20:52] BELPHEGOR**
There will be no such thing.
**[20:54] BELPHEGOR**
Has anyone ever showed up to
help you since you were born?
**[20:59] BELPHEGOR**
I allowed your escape on
purpose the last time,
**[21:02] BELPHEGOR**
but I won't be letting you go anymore.
**[21:04] BELPHEGOR**
You will spend your entire
life as my pet from now on.
**[21:09] BELPHEGOR**
Aren't you glad?
**[21:11] ORGAN**
No...
**[21:12] ORGAN**
No!
**[21:13] BELPHEGOR**
That's the voice!
**[21:14] BELPHEGOR**
Normalcy has at last returned
to our family after centuries!
**[21:19] MINK**
Organ...
**[21:24] KUNAI**
I see. I get the gist of it.
**[21:27] MINK**
I think she was taken
even further downstairs.
**[21:31] KUNAI**
Yeah? I'll go look for her.
**[21:34] MINK**
I'll go with you! I can't sit
around while she's in danger!
**[21:40] MINK**
Wait, what is this? Some kind of elixir?
**[21:43] KUNAI**
Nope. Just plain old water.
**[21:45] MINK**
There's no way this is just water!
**[21:47] MINK**
Does it come with a contract
that binds my soul?
**[21:53] MINK**
No fair! You play dirty, Demon Lord!
**[21:55] KUNAI**
Again, it's just plain old water.
**[22:06] BELPHEGOR**
Finally awake,
**[22:09] BELPHEGOR**
Organ?
***SIGN*** Next Episode
# 12 - ReVenge
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM37KD/demon-lord-retry)
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**[00:08] BELPHEGOR**
What do you think?
**[00:10] BELPHEGOR**
This is your new room.
I arranged it just for you.
**[00:14] BELPHEGOR**
It has a torture device collection that I
gathered from all over the continent.
**[00:18] BELPHEGOR**
I had it all prepared, waiting
for the day we reunited.
**[00:23] BELPHEGOR**
This is a fun item that can slice you
open alive and pull your guts out.
**[00:29] BELPHEGOR**
You can watch your own guts being
ripped out from inside you.
**[00:34] BELPHEGOR**
And this bull can house a sinner
who will get fried from below.
**[00:39] BELPHEGOR**
I can enjoy the sinner's wailing
as it escapes its mouth.
**[00:43] BELPHEGOR**
But, knowing you, you'll adapt
to this stuff in no time.
**[00:48] BELPHEGOR**
I'll make sure the equipment
is swapped out every 30 years.
**[00:52] BELPHEGOR**
Ten swaps will get you to three centuries.
**[00:54] BELPHEGOR**
I'll do all I can as your father to
make sure that you're never bored.
**[01:00] ORGAN**
Three centuries...?
**[01:01] ORGAN**
Please... I beg you... I'll
never disobey you again...
**[01:05] BELPHEGOR**
In the time we've been apart,
**[01:08] BELPHEGOR**
your pleading has gotten much worse.
**[01:15] BELPHEGOR**
When you ask anything of your father,
you need to beg and cry much louder.
**[01:23] ORGAN**
I'm sick of this...
**[01:25] ORGAN**
Why am I the only one who has to suffer?
**[01:27] BELPHEGOR**
Oh, that's better.
**[01:31] BELPHEGOR**
What are these?
**[01:34] BELPHEGOR**
I can't accept a half-breed
like you ever growing horns.
**[01:38] ORGAN**
Don't... Don't touch my horns!
**[01:41] BELPHEGOR**
Is this your rebellious stage?
**[01:44] BELPHEGOR**
You need only rely on your
father until the day you die!
**[01:50] BELPHEGOR**
What was that?
**[01:52] BELPHEGOR**
No... Level six magic?
That's impossible!
**[01:56] BELPHEGOR**
Organ, how the hell did you
get these horns? Answer me!
**[02:02] BELPHEGOR**
What's so funny?
**[02:04] ORGAN**
I have protection...
**[02:07] BELPHEGOR**
I don't like those horns, and
I don't like your attitude.
**[02:12] BELPHEGOR**
I don't like any of it.
**[02:14] ORGAN**
I'm no longer just your toy.
**[02:18] ORGAN**
I'm a demon.
**[02:19] BELPHEGOR**
I see. I don't know what's
giving you strength,
**[02:24] BELPHEGOR**
but it seems I need to cut you
down to size right here and now.
**[02:30] BELPHEGOR**
I know my experiments caused this,
**[02:33] BELPHEGOR**
but your skin is oh so ugly.
**[02:38] BELPHEGOR**
I tested too many poisons on you.
You have too much resistance.
**[02:43] BELPHEGOR**
But this here is a special potion.
**[02:46] BELPHEGOR**
When I tried it on some beastmen,
they cut a truly amusing figure.
**[02:56] BELPHEGOR**
Now... What will you grow now?
**[03:00] BELPHEGOR**
Part of you might turn into a beast.
**[03:09] BELPHEGOR**
That's it. That's the way.
**[03:12] BELPHEGOR**
You should cry adorably like that.
**[03:16] BELPHEGOR**
Hmm? An earthquake?
**[03:20] ORGAN**
I can't believe he'd do it here too.
**[03:23] BELPHEGOR**
What are you saying?
**[03:25] ORGAN**
Shortcut.
**[03:28] ORGAN**
It's apparently a skill only
known to "veteran players."
**[03:37] MINK**
What are you thinking? I
thought I was gonna die!
**[03:41] MINK**
I may already be dead!
**[03:43] KUNAI**
I told you you'd regret this decision.
**[03:46] MINK**
You never said you'd bore
through the damn floors!
**[03:49] MINK**
Show some common sense, man!
**[03:51] KUNAI**
I can't believe an edgelord is
talking to me about common sense.
**[03:55] BELPHEGOR**
Now these are some
rude guests we have here.
**[03:58] KUNAI**
Are you Organ's father?
**[04:02] KUNAI**
Be it your gaudy armor or this room,
**[04:06] KUNAI**
they tell me exactly what kind
of worthless life you've led.
**[04:10] BELPHEGOR**
Please don't tell me this guy
was your source of strength.
**[04:14] BELPHEGOR**
Humans are even worse than those
monkeys. I'm so disappointed in you.
**[04:19] MINK**
Something's wrong with Organ.
**[04:21] MINK**
It must be the effects
of some kind of poison.
**[04:23] KUNAI**
Oh, come on. First a curse, and now poison?
**[04:31] BELPHEGOR**
I just had my dear girl
take a new drug I made.
**[04:34] BELPHEGOR**
She'll die in due time if nothing is done.
**[04:37] BELPHEGOR**
What will you do?
**[04:39] MINK**
Organ!
**[04:40] ORGAN**
Mink...
**[04:43] BELPHEGOR**
Do you really think any
old antidote will work?
**[04:46] BELPHEGOR**
Her body will soon turn
into one of a filthy beast.
**[04:53] KUNAI**
What are you feeding your own
flesh and blood poison for?
**[04:58] BELPHEGOR**
I'm sure your tiny brain
couldn't understand it.
**[05:02] BELPHEGOR**
This is my love as her father,
who stands atop all creation,
**[05:07] BELPHEGOR**
and my way of educating her.
**[05:09] KUNAI**
Yeah, I guess you can't choose your
parents. You're stuck with them.
**[05:13] BELPHEGOR**
She was born to a father who
will be the next demon king.
**[05:16] BELPHEGOR**
Could there be any greater honor?
**[05:19] KUNAI**
Demon king? Like the scrub I took
out first thing after coming here?
**[05:23] KUNAI**
It's pathetic that you want
to be such a lowly being.
**[05:27] KUNAI**
Medal exchange.
**[05:34] KUNAI**
This antidote can neutralize
any and all kinds of poisons.
**[05:40] MINK**
Hey! Don't just randomly toss around
such an important-sounding item!
**[05:53] MINK**
Organ...
**[05:54] ORGAN**
Am I dreaming?
**[05:58] ORGAN**
I haven't felt this way in centuries.
**[06:02] ORGAN**
I've been freed from everything.
**[06:04] KUNAI**
You're not yapping as much now.
**[06:07] KUNAI**
Are you shocked that your little
drug has been neutralized?
**[06:12] BELPHEGOR**
Those strange explosions in the
sky, my daughter's horns...
**[06:16] BELPHEGOR**
You made them, didn't you,
human? Who exactly are you?
**[06:21] KUNAI**
Sorry, but I'm not about
to introduce myself to you.
**[06:24] KUNAI**
After all, you're going bye-bye very soon.
**[06:27] BELPHEGOR**
Strange powers or not,
you're still only human.
**[06:31] BELPHEGOR**
I must show you your place,
as your rightful ruler!
**[06:37] KUNAI**
Ruler, eh? That's a big claim.
**[06:40] KUNAI**
Very well. I'll play with you.
**[06:43] GV**
*Assault Barrier deactivated.*
**[06:51] BELPHEGOR**
That was a nice punch. You move
too well for a mere human.
**[07:01] BELPHEGOR**
Humans are truly troublesome creatures.
**[07:04] BELPHEGOR**
Can't even communicate
without proper discipline.
**[07:07] BELPHEGOR**
Monsters or demons would understand
when they are outmatched.
**[07:13] KUNAI**
Outmatched, huh?
**[07:15] KUNAI**
Those words will come back to bite you.
**[07:22] GV**
*Sodom's Flames.*
**[07:26] KUNAI**
Looks like your armor isn't just for show.
**[07:30] MINK**
Watch out, Demon Lord.
**[07:31] MINK**
Neither physical attacks nor
magic works on that armor.
**[07:34] BELPHEGOR**
Already revealing the trick?
Humans really are tactless.
**[07:41] BELPHEGOR**
Kneel before me, human, and
offer me your strength.
**[07:46] BELPHEGOR**
So long as you swear your fealty
to me, I'll treat you right.
**[07:52] KUNAI**
So, I'm up against a
completely infallible ruler?
**[07:56] KUNAI**
You really are a boring man.
**[08:00] BELPHEGOR**
So you refuse?
**[08:03] KUNAI**
Just so you know, my world had lots of
armor that blocked all kinds of attacks.
**[08:11] KUNAI**
Even those that could halve or
completely nullify skill effects.
**[08:16] BELPHEGOR**
What are you babbling about?
**[08:18] KUNAI**
Let me teach you something.
**[08:21] KUNAI**
If you create Skill A, you must also
create Skill B that nullifies it.
**[08:28] KUNAI**
Then you need Skill C to nullify
Skill B, and Skill D to nullify Skill C.
**[08:36] KUNAI**
These will counteract each other and
ultimately result in a zero sum game.
**[08:42] KUNAI**
My world operated on cycles such as these.
***SIGN*** Money
***SIGN*** Skills
**[08:47] KUNAI**
Choices of all kinds, and the potential
they hold, are what give a world depth.
**[08:52] KUNAI**
Every tiny little cycle will come
together to create infinity.
**[08:58] BELPHEGOR**
Quit with the annoying prattle.
**[09:03] KUNAI**
Heroes that are always
right are pretty appealing,
**[09:07] KUNAI**
but who would care about
an infallible villain?
**[09:11] KUNAI**
I'll cut right to the chase.
You are boring as hell.
**[09:16] BELPHEGOR**
I'm telling you to shut your mouth!
**[09:20] BELPHEGOR**
Multiple Dark Balls!
**[09:26] BELPHEGOR**
You stupid bug. Were you all talk?
**[09:38] BELPHEGOR**
What did you...?!
**[09:40] AKIRA**
* Now, this is a pain, so I'm gonna check*
* the battle logs, which I'd kept hidden.*
**[09:53] KALE**
I'll borrow some of your stuff, Belph.
**[09:56] KALE**
You seem to be having fun, so
you won't have a problem, right?
**[10:01] KALE**
A reunion with his daughter, huh?
Is it really such a happy thing?
**[10:08] AKANE**
Sniff, sniff... I smell
treasure over here.
**[10:13] AKANE**
Hey, there's a thief here!
**[10:15] KALE**
Wrong! I'm just borrowing
this stuff from Belph... Huh?
**[10:21] KALE**
I thought you were security, but
are you one of the intruders?
**[10:25] KALE**
It was true that some
of you were humans, huh?
**[10:28] AKANE**
Who cares about that?
**[10:30] AKANE**
That's *my* treasure. Give it back.
**[10:33] KALE**
Huh? You smell the same as that guy.
**[10:39] KALE**
Do you know him?
**[10:41] AKANE**
You mean Hakuto?
**[10:43] AKANE**
Give me back my treasure first.
**[10:46] KALE**
If you're his friend, then I'll kill you too.
**[10:51] KALE**
Prodigal Son Returns!
**[11:02] KALE**
Too bad!
**[11:04] KALE**
Once this magical item begins its
transport, nobody can stop it!
**[11:08] KALE**
No attacks will work!
**[11:10] KALE**
You stupid fool!
**[11:12] AKANE**
Give me back my treasure!
**[11:14] KALE**
Like I said, nobody can stop...
**[11:19] AKANE**
Give it back.
**[11:24] KALE**
Stop! Again, it's futile!
**[11:27] AKANE**
Give it back!
**[11:29] KALE**
Hurry up and take me away!
**[11:32] AKANE**
I'll remember your face.
**[11:34] AKANE**
No matter where you run
or hide in this world,
**[11:37] AKANE**
I'll find you and kill you.
**[11:39] KALE**
Hurry up! Take me away already!
**[11:47] AKANE**
Tch.
**[11:48] AKANE**
That's not fair. It was my big chance
to land a bunch of treasure, too.
**[11:55] AKANE**
I wonder what Hakuto's up to.
**[11:58] AKANE**
I hope he's not having a
fun event without me again.
**[12:03] KUNAI**
Even when you get hit by attacks, you
recover the same amount of HP or even more.
**[12:10] KUNAI**
You seemed to call yourself
demon king, the final boss,
**[12:15] KUNAI**
but an invincible final
boss is utterly worthless.
**[12:18] KUNAI**
Can't go down too easily too, of course.
**[12:21] KUNAI**
Blessed with various choices and potential,
**[12:24] KUNAI**
the omniscient players must use
all they have to barely beat them.
**[12:30] KUNAI**
That's what a *real* final boss is like.
**[12:33] KUNAI**
If you ask me, you're calling yourself
invincible while using cheap tricks?
**[12:40] KUNAI**
You're no final boss or king.
**[12:43] KUNAI**
At best, you're a third-rate scrub who
can only serve as a mid-game boss.
**[12:49] BELPHEGOR**
I'm amazed that there exists a bug
that can displease me to this extent.
**[12:53] BELPHEGOR**
I won't leave a shred of you behind!
**[12:58] GV**
*Assault Barrier reactivated.*
**[13:00] BELPHEGOR**
What?!
**[13:02] KUNAI**
Beating the final boss means turning the
world upside down and ending the story.
**[13:08] KUNAI**
Since ancient times, only unparalleled
heroes are capable of that.
**[13:15] KUNAI**
You don't even have the
right to stand before me!
**[13:21] BELPHEGOR**
You mere insect!
**[13:24] KUNAI**
I'll show you what a *real* final
boss is like, as a parting gift.
**[13:33] AKANE**
Is that...?
**[13:35] BELPHEGOR**
What is *that*?
**[13:38] BELPHEGOR**
What is happening?!
**[13:50] MINK**
Organ... wh-wh-what is this...
**[13:53] ORGAN**
So this is what the Demon
Lord mentioned so often.
**[13:56] ORGAN**
His past world.
**[13:58] AKIRA**
* This is one of the gimmicks*
* I set up in the Arena.*
**[14:02] AKIRA**
* This event happens automatically*
* once the final boss's HP halves.*
**[14:06] BELPHEGOR**
Why? I was in my castle...
**[14:11] KUNAI**
What was your name, Bell something?
**[14:13] KUNAI**
Welcome to *my* world.
**[14:17] CROWD**
Kunai! Kunai!
**[14:19] KUNAI**
You called me a bug over and over.
**[14:28] VAMPIRELORD**
Do you still feel the same?
**[14:31] BELPHEGOR**
What the hell *are* you?!
**[14:35] VAMPIRELORD**
It is only natural that a final boss
enters a new phase and changes looks.
**[14:41] VAMPIRELORD**
As a creator, I am faithful to such tropes.
**[14:48] GV**
* Battle Skill: Tyrant*
* automatically activated.*
**[14:51] GV**
*Attack, defense, and agility plus 66.*
**[14:54] GV**
*Max HP plus 666.*
**[14:56] GV**
* Nullify all defensive effects. All attacks*
* hit the target for a limited time.*
**[15:03] AKIRA**
*Yeah, I am you. And...*
**[15:07] AKIRA**
*You are me.*
**[15:16] VAMPIRELORD**
This is such a pleasant feeling!
**[15:20] BELPHEGOR**
W-Wait, human!
**[15:22] BELPHEGOR**
Let's talk this ou—
**[15:30] BELPHEGOR**
My leg!
**[15:34] VAMPIRELORD**
Yeah, that's some combustible trash!
**[15:38] VAMPIRELORD**
How does it feel, getting
toyed with by a "bug"?
**[15:42] VAMPIRELORD**
If you hate that, stand up, take
your sword, and try killing me.
**[15:47] VAMPIRELORD**
You'll be able to erase this world that way.
**[15:50] BELPHEGOR**
You...
**[15:51] BELPHEGOR**
You damned bug!
**[15:53] BELPHEGOR**
I, the one who will be the
demon king of this era,
**[15:58] BELPHEGOR**
could never lose to a mere human!
**[16:00] VAMPIRELORD**
Then let me say something as well.
**[16:04] VAMPIRELORD**
Trash like you, wearing golden
armor, treating people like slaves,
**[16:09] VAMPIRELORD**
stalking your own daughter,
and abusing her physically...
**[16:15] VAMPIRELORD**
Trash like you could
*never* take over my world!
**[16:38] VAMPIRELORD**
Such ugly fireworks.
***SIGN*** Hakuto Kunai
**[16:44] ORGAN**
I never knew the ancient
times were so colorful.
**[16:49] MINK**
It feels more like a world full
of light rather than darkness.
**[16:53] CROWD**
Kunai! Kunai!
**[17:05] ORGAN**
Sorry. You had to do everything again.
**[17:09] VAMPIRE**
No problem.
**[17:11] ORGAN**
With this, my long nightmare is over.
**[17:15] ORGAN**
I could never thank you enough.
**[17:17] AKANE**
Hey, I knew it! Hakuto's changed forms!
**[17:23] AKANE**
Quit having fun whenever I'm not around!
**[17:27] AKANE**
That dandy old man's been replaced
with some kind of vampire!
**[17:30] AKANE**
Say, do you feel the urge to drink blood?
**[17:33] VAMPIRELORD**
Why must I partake in
something so nasty?
**[17:36] AKANE**
I get it! It doesn't work unless
it's a virgin's blood, right?!
**[17:41] AKANE**
Hakuto's gonna suck my blood! It's
kinda lewd, thinking about it!
**[17:46] ORGAN**
We're done here.
**[17:49] ORGAN**
Let's go to the treasury.
**[17:51] AKANE**
Uh... Sorry about that, Hakuto.
**[17:53] AKANE**
Some weird kid took all the treasure.
**[17:57] AKANE**
I could only get my hands on this stuff.
**[18:02] ORGAN**
That's a Seed of Amanda. It
can block magic temporarily.
**[18:08] ORGAN**
This is Rock of Amanda.
It can block debuffs.
**[18:14] ORGAN**
This here must be some kind of art piece.
**[18:17] VAMPIRELORD**
I'm fine with that much.
**[18:20] VAMPIRELORD**
*The Great Adventures of
Pochi the Desert Dog*.
**[18:23] VAMPIRELORD**
Not this book again.
**[18:25] ORGAN**
That's the legendary Volume 6.
**[18:27] ORGAN**
Never thought it'd be in the treasury here.
**[18:30] VAMPIRELORD**
I'll take it back for Aku.
**[18:39] VAMPIRELORD**
Does that armor regenerate on its own?
**[18:43] GV**
*Item Appraisal. Graduation Exam.*
**[18:46] VAMPIRELORD**
What kind of name is that?
**[18:48] AKANE**
Is *this* little Graduation Exam?
**[18:51] AKANE**
It's kinda cute! Can I have it, please?
**[18:56] VAMPIRELORD**
Organ, that belongs to you.
**[18:59] ORGAN**
I appreciate the thought, but no.
**[19:02] ORGAN**
I can't even sleep with that crap around.
**[19:04] VAMPIRELORD**
That makes sense. Take it, Akane.
**[19:07] AKANE**
Yahoo! Thanks!
**[19:10] VAMPIRELORD**
Time to put the finishing touches.
**[19:13] GV**
*Special Ability Shadow Edge activated.*
**[19:24] VAMPIRELORD**
Omni Travel.
**[19:35] MINK**
That massive castle is crumbling down...
**[19:39] KUNAI**
A castle without its master has no meaning.
**[19:42] KUNAI**
I hope it collapses with flair.
**[19:45] AKANE**
Hakuto... I'm gonna go on a trip.
**[19:49] KUNAI**
A trip? I don't mind you
doing your own thing,
**[19:52] KUNAI**
but make sure we can contact each other.
**[19:55] AKANE**
What? I like calling people,
but I don't like being called.
**[20:00] KUNAI**
Are you a child? I guess you are...
**[20:03] AKANE**
Bye, then.
**[20:05] AKANE**
I'll get things done while
searching for treasure.
**[20:08] AKANE**
Let's meet again!
**[20:09] AKANE**
Bye-bee!
**[20:12] MINK**
There she goes.
**[20:14] MINK**
What will you do now, Organ?
**[20:17] ORGAN**
What should I do, Demon Lord?
**[20:19] KUNAI**
Why ask me?
**[20:22] ORGAN**
Have you ever wanted children?
**[20:25] KUNAI**
Huh?!
**[20:26] ORGAN**
I started wanting a child. A child
that will be loved by its parents.
**[20:32] KUNAI**
R-Right...
**[20:33] MINK**
Hey, Organ! What are you saying?!
**[20:36] ORGAN**
Should I give birth to
the Demon Lord's child,
**[20:39] ORGAN**
they will surely become the
continent's finest magician.
**[20:43] ORGAN**
As the mother, I will be firm yet fair...
**[20:46] MINK**
Stop! Let's go, Organ!
**[20:49] MINK**
You can't stay near this man!
**[20:51] MINK**
The closer you are, the
more brainwashed you get!
**[20:55] MINK**
But I'm not so easily deceived, Demon Lord!
**[20:58] ORGAN**
Calm down, Mink! I...
**[21:01] MINK**
Whatever! Just come with me!
**[21:02] AKIRA**
*They're so loud.*
**[21:05] AKIRA**
* Well, I got what I wanted,*
* so I'll call it even.*
**[21:13] KUNAI**
No matter what time period,
no matter what world,
**[21:18] KUNAI**
the felling of a castle signifies
that times are changing.
**[23:01] AOKI**
Showing up late on the day the boss's
showing up? You're a brave one.
**[23:07] AKIRA**
You're the one who made
me drink a ton last night.
**[23:10] AOKI**
All I did was suggest it. You
drank of your own free will.
**[23:14] AKIRA**
What the heck?
**[23:16] AKIRA**
Ugh... I'm still not totally sober.
**[23:19] AOKI**
Boss is up on the rooftop.
Be on your best behavior.
**[23:35] AKIRA**
*Huh?*
**[23:36] AKIRA**
*This sight seems familiar.*
**[23:41] BOSS**
Akira Oono.
**[23:45] AKIRA**
Boss, it's nice to meet—
**[23:47] BOSS**
Stop.
**[23:51] BOSS**
Hold out your hand, Oono.
**[23:54] AKIRA**
Okay...
**[23:55] BOSS**
Good boy.
**[23:59] AKIRA**
*Is this some kind of English custom?*
**[24:02] AKIRA**
*And wait, is she really the boss?*
**[24:07] BOSS**
Extend your hand, Oono.
**[24:09] AKIRA**
Okay.
**[24:10] BOSS**
A little higher. To the left.
**[24:14] BOSS**
Back to the right. Now bring it down.
**[24:19] AKIRA**
I'm sorry! That was rude of me!
**[24:24] AKIRA**
*I went and did it...*
**[24:26] AKIRA**
*The big beardo might punch me.*
**[24:29] BOSS**
Good. You may leave.
**[24:31] AKIRA**
O-Okay.
**[24:33] BOSS**
I expect great things from you.
**[24:35] AKIRA**
Thank you for saying so.
**[24:46] BOSS**
How many millennia has it
been since we last met?
**[24:50] BOSS**
I'm not letting you go anymore...
**[24:53] BOSS**
my Lucifer!
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching!