# Season 1
# E1 - Demon Lord's Descent
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZGNWJ/demon-lords-descent)
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**[00:04] ---**
I can't believe it's been
15 years since I started this...
**[00:07] ---**
Talk about a long-lived hobby.
**[00:10] ---**
Once it hits midnight, it's time to close the server
**[00:11] ---**
"Akira Oono"
**[00:13] ---**
and shut down the game once and for all.
**[00:18] ---**
You've done your fair share of spreading
bloodshed and tears across the land,
**[00:22] ---**
Demon Lord of the Great Empire.
**[00:26] ---**
Goodbye, Kunai.
**[00:29] ---**
And good night.
**[00:39] ---**
It's a world abandoned by God...
**[00:42] ---**
A world that makes angels despair...
**[00:45] ---**
Please, don't be afraid. I need you to listen...
**[00:50] ---**
If you focus, you can surely hear it.
**[00:53] ---**
The midnight bell is always the tone
which signals the starting of "you."
**[01:04] ---**
Wh-What the hell's this?!
**[01:10] ---**
Hmm?
**[01:12] ---**
That's a damn huge forest!
**[01:17] ---**
What's with these shoes?
**[01:19] ---**
No, it's not just my shoes...
Since when did I dress like a Mafia boss?!
**[01:25] ---**
I've got a bad feeling about this...
**[01:32] ---**
Wha--?!
**[01:34] ---**
It's *Infinity Game*'s Demon Lord, Hakuto Kunai!
**[01:38] ---**
"Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
**[01:44] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:52] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:55] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
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* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:02] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:07] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:14] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:21] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
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* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
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*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
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* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
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*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
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*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:50] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
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*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
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* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[03:00] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
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*Let's begin*
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*Open your eyes*
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"Demon Lord's Descent"
**[03:16] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[03:21] ---**
You're kidding me!
Why the hell am I this old man?!
**[03:24] ---**
W-Wait, calm down...
**[03:27] ---**
I shouldn't panic just yet.
**[03:29] ---**
There's no way I'm stuck
in a game of my own creation.
**[03:34] ---**
W-Wait... I know a quick way
to find out for sure.
**[03:38] ---**
Administrator!
**[03:40] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[03:43] ---**
Now we're talking!
**[03:44] ---**
"Please enter the password."
**[03:44] ---**
Just put in the password here...
**[03:46] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
"You do not meet the requirements."
**[03:48] ---**
"You do not meet the requirements."
**[03:48] ---**
Huh? Does this mean it isn't the game world?
**[03:54] ---**
What now? I'd have read more light novels
if I knew this would happen...
**[04:06] ---**
Huh? Is someone there?
**[04:14] ---**
I'm pretty sure Kunai was smug
and sarcastic when he talked, right?
**[04:20] ---**
Uh, well, um...
**[04:23] ---**
Do you understand words, or what?
**[04:25] ---**
You have to run!
**[04:26] ---**
Huh?
**[04:32] ---**
Is this ugly monster
a pet of yours or something?
**[04:36] ---**
You really ought to teach it
some manners and how to behave.
**[04:39] ---**
Hurry up and run! It's a demon!
**[04:44] ---**
You feeble human,
I'll feast on your flesh and blood!
**[04:49] ---**
Scary!
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What the hell are you trying to pull?
**[05:15] ---**
I pretty much know the game's
system inside and out, but...
**[05:19] ---**
...I don't recall making a monster like that.
**[05:22] ---**
The same goes for that girl.
**[05:26] ---**
D-Demon Lord, please don't eat me!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm not very tasty at all!
**[05:33] ---**
Are you kidding me?
Who the hell do you think I am?
**[05:36] ---**
Hmm? We understand each another?
**[05:39] ---**
Relax. I'm not nearly hungry
enough to resort to that just yet.
**[05:44] ---**
A-Are you serious?
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah, I'm serious.
**[05:48] ---**
Anyways, what's the reason behind
you calling me Demon Lord?
**[05:53] ---**
B-Because... You defeated
Greole without breaking a sweat.
**[05:57] ---**
If you're not an angel, you must be
the Demon Lord the legends proclaim...
**[06:02] ---**
My name... is Kunai.
**[06:04] ---**
I've got nothing to do with a Demon Lord.
**[06:07] ---**
I-I see...
**[06:09] ---**
So? What's your name?
**[06:12] ---**
My name... is Aku.
**[06:17] ---**
The Demon Lord and Aku?
**[06:19] ---**
Aku?
**[06:21] ---**
Th-That's a very nice name.
**[06:24] ---**
And... let's see...
**[06:26] ---**
Have you heard of the country Japan?
**[06:29] ---**
S-Sorry, I've never heard of it.
**[06:36] ---**
This is the Kingdom of Holy Light
where people revere the Cherub.
**[06:41] ---**
Kingdom of Holy Light... Cherub...
**[06:44] ---**
Yes. The monster just now had been
sealed by the great Cherub in the past.
**[06:50] ---**
Beneath the Cherub are the
Three Holy Maidens, the Holy Knights,
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and an organization called
the Holy Church too.
**[06:59] ---**
It's totally all stuff straight out
of your everyday fantasy world...
**[07:04] ---**
But why summon a regular guy on
the verge of getting called old like me?
**[07:10] ---**
Hmm? What if Hakuto Kunai
was the one summoned here...
**[07:14] ---**
...and I just got dragged into it?
**[07:21] ---**
How about you clean yourself up?
**[07:24] ---**
Is that okay?
**[07:26] ---**
Why wouldn't it be okay?
**[07:27] ---**
I'll be waiting off in the distance,
so wash all that muck off yourself.
**[07:33] ---**
Thank you, I will!
**[07:39] ---**
Yell for me when you're finished.
**[07:41] ---**
Okay!
**[07:49] ---**
To think there was such a pretty
lake in the Forest of Wishes...
**[07:54] ---**
This is the first time in my life
I've dipped in water this clear!
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I'm so glad to be alive right now!
**[08:02] ---**
In any case, I wonder who
in the world that person is.
**[08:08] ---**
Wh-What if he wants me to get clean
before he makes a meal of me?!
**[08:13] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[08:13] ---**
I can finally use administrator privileges!
**[08:16] ---**
Administrator?
**[08:18] ---**
Item file.
**[08:21] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[08:26] ---**
D-Do you think he's getting
out his cooking utensils?!
**[08:31] ---**
Go on and use this bath towel and soap.
**[08:35] ---**
Huh? Is this that thing they call *shabon*?
**[08:39] ---**
*Shabon*? What's this, the Edo period?
**[08:42] ---**
Edo period?
**[08:44] ---**
Just forget it.
**[08:46] ---**
Just to be safe, I'm going
to take a quick look around.
**[08:55] ---**
My skill points are dropping, and fast...
**[08:58] ---**
Just like *Infinity Game*, you must get
points to learn skills through combat.
**[09:05] ---**
But how am I going to build
points from here on out?
**[09:09] ---**
Making those trash items used 5 points,
so I've got a bit over 30 left...
**[09:15] ---**
If this was the game, I should get
more or less points based on
**[09:20] ---**
my level difference with the enemy.
**[09:22] ---**
D-Demon Lord.
**[09:24] ---**
Thanks for waiting.
The *shabon* you gave me was wonderful.
**[09:29] ---**
I keep telling you, I'm no Demon Lord.
**[09:32] ---**
Anyways, do monsters like that
last one pop up around here often?
**[09:36] ---**
O-Of course not!
**[09:38] ---**
If Greole showed up often, the whole
kingdom would get demolished!
**[09:42] ---**
What? You're saying he's
actually pretty dangerous?
**[09:46] ---**
Mm-hmm!
**[09:47] ---**
Hmm... Aku, do you know where
his den is or where he sleeps?
**[09:53] ---**
I could use some more skill points to... Ahem!
**[09:56] ---**
I'd like to investigate a bit.
**[09:58] ---**
I heard Greole used to be sealed
at the Wishing Shrine in this forest.
**[10:04] ---**
Wishing Shrine, huh?
**[10:07] ---**
Would you be able to guide me there?
**[10:09] ---**
A-All right.
**[10:16] ---**
Huh?
**[10:16] ---**
I'll carry you, so ride on my back.
**[10:18] ---**
N-No way! You don't want someone
as filthy as me riding on your back!
**[10:24] ---**
Sorry, but I'm short on time.
**[10:26] ---**
I won't ask again. Hurry up.
**[10:33] ---**
Oh, come on! You're so against it
that you cry? That really hurts...
**[10:39] ---**
For the longest time,
I've been a nuisance to the village.
**[10:44] ---**
Which is why I gather all
the village's garbage...
**[10:47] ---**
...and throw out all the human waste.
**[10:50] ---**
I've done the best that I can, but...
**[10:54] ---**
In other words, you do garbage disposal
and water treatment, right?
**[10:58] ---**
It's a very important job.
**[11:00] ---**
But they... The villagers say
I'm dirty and smelly...
**[11:04] ---**
And then, they finally cast me out
as a sacrifice to Greole...
**[11:10] ---**
All the people in the village say
they'll get dirty if they touch me.
**[11:16] ---**
That's why...!
**[11:21] ---**
W-Wait! Hold on! If you touch me...
**[11:24] ---**
Nobody would get dirty
doing something like that.
**[11:28] ---**
With bodies like ours, all it takes is
a wash and we're as good as new.
**[11:37] ---**
Thank you very much, Demon Lord.
**[11:43] ---**
Don't you think you're holding on a bit too tight?
**[11:46] ---**
I-I might be.
**[11:49] ---**
But this is the first time I've
touched anyone like this before...
**[11:55] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
"Race: Human" "Sex: Male" "Age: 45" "Height: 187cm"
**[12:00] ---**
"Demon King Greole"
"Race: High Demon"
**[12:05] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai" "Aku"
**[12:08] ---**
Can you read this, Aku?
**[12:09] ---**
Wow! Demon Lord has pretty handwriting!
**[12:15] ---**
You can tell that these are letters?
**[12:17] ---**
Of course.
**[12:18] ---**
So you can read it then?
**[12:21] ---**
Hakuto Kunai... Aku...
**[12:23] ---**
One plus one equals two.
**[12:26] ---**
G. A. M. E. Right?
**[12:29] ---**
Yeah...
**[12:30] ---**
I'm not exactly sure the reason for it,
but our languages must be the same.
**[12:36] ---**
It's safe to say we can communicate.
**[12:39] ---**
By the way, is the Wishing Shrine
one of those places?
**[12:42] ---**
The kind where you toss money in and pray?
**[12:46] ---**
I'm not sure of all the details myself,
**[12:48] ---**
but using the power of the shrine,
the Cherub managed to seal Greole there.
**[12:54] ---**
The shrine's power?
**[12:56] ---**
Yeah, that's right. Legend says it can
grant the wishes of those who visit.
**[13:02] ---**
Occult, is it?
**[13:04] ---**
I-If you go to the shrine, you could
obtain enough power to rule the world!
**[13:09] ---**
I don't want that power!
**[13:12] ---**
"Wishing Shrine"
**[13:20] ---**
This smell...
**[13:23] ---**
Aku, wait right here.
It seems dangerous in there.
**[13:26] ---**
O-Okay.
**[13:42] ---**
So that's where the smell is coming from...
**[13:45] ---**
Bleh!
**[13:48] ---**
I see...
**[13:51] ---**
You're the Demon Lord, indeed.
**[13:56] ---**
"Idol"
**[13:56] ---**
I've granted many wishes thus far,
but I believe this will be my last.
**[14:03] ---**
H-Hold up! What exactly do you know?
**[14:07] ---**
Was it you who summoned me here?
**[14:10] ---**
I suppose you could say
it was those people, not me.
**[14:15] ---**
"We wish for the Demon Lord to descend."
**[14:19] ---**
These guys?
**[14:21] ---**
And what else? Did those guys
ask you to summon Greole as well?
**[14:26] ---**
Greole broke the seal by
his own power and revived.
**[14:31] ---**
He used the surrounding forests as his den...
**[14:35] ---**
...and demanded sacrifices
from the nearby villages.
**[14:39] ---**
Sacrifices?
**[14:45] ---**
They wished for the Demon Lord's descent,
**[14:48] ---**
but Greole appeared in order
to stop it from happening...
**[14:51] ---**
...and slaughtered all of those people.
**[14:54] ---**
Can you just return me to the world I came from?
**[14:58] ---**
I cannot grant that wish.
**[15:00] ---**
It defies a wish that was made.
**[15:02] ---**
Huh?! No, it doesn't!
**[15:05] ---**
However, as you are my final visitor,
I shall grant you this.
**[15:16] ---**
Don't gimme this shit!
**[15:18] ---**
Having to wear a ring like this
sounds more like a punishment to me!
**[15:22] ---**
I pray that your wish comes true...
**[15:26] ---**
I was once very pure and a sight to behold...
**[15:31] ---**
But many years of granting wicked
wishes to humans changed me to this.
**[15:37] ---**
I pray that your... wish comes true...
**[15:46] ---**
What am I supposed to do with a ring like this?
**[15:58] ---**
How was it? Did you wish for anything?
**[16:02] ---**
Was it to rule the world after all?
Or perhaps some form of debauchery?
**[16:09] ---**
Yoga! Yoga!
**[16:10] ---**
Ouch, that hurts! Please stop it, Demon Lord!
**[16:15] ---**
Aku, are there any large cities in the area?
**[16:19] ---**
There's the Kingdom of Holy Light's
Holy Capital...
**[16:22] ---**
That's fine. Can you draw me a map or something?
**[16:26] ---**
D-Demon Lord! Does this mean you
don't want me to come with you?
**[16:31] ---**
Hmm? You want to come along?
**[16:34] ---**
I-Is that a problem?
**[16:36] ---**
I mean, I can't just go home after
being cast out as a sacrifice...
**[16:42] ---**
It might come in handy having
someone from this world at my side...
**[16:50] ---**
Sure, why not?
**[16:53] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[16:55] ---**
Could we possibly swing
by my village before we go?
**[16:59] ---**
It's not very much, but I have a few things.
**[17:01] ---**
All right.
**[17:04] ---**
In that case, let's get going, Aku.
**[17:08] ---**
It won't take long with your legs!
**[17:13] ---**
If the situation is bad enough
to need sacrifices,
**[17:16] ---**
why hasn't the capital--rather,
the kingdom done anything?
**[17:20] ---**
This area is far from the Holy Capital, so...
**[17:23] ---**
I see. We must be way out there.
**[17:26] ---**
Um, where do you come from, Demon Lord?
**[17:30] ---**
W-Well, from way out there...
**[17:33] ---**
The area around my village
is all withered from Greole's curse.
**[17:38] ---**
Even the water under the soil
is seething with poison.
**[17:42] ---**
That's why being able to bathe
in clean water like I did before
**[17:46] ---**
is a luxury I've never had in my life.
**[17:49] ---**
Oh, Demon Lord!
My village is just inside that fence.
**[17:59] ---**
My house is that way.
**[18:11] ---**
"Stealth Stance" Stealth Stance.
**[18:11] ---**
"Stealth Stance"
**[18:16] ---**
Huh?
**[18:17] ---**
Player messaging feature.
**[18:20] ---**
Message. Aku, can you hear me?
**[18:20] ---**
"Message"
**[18:23] ---**
H-Huh? I hear Demon Lord's
sinister voice in my head...
**[18:28] ---**
How dare you call it sinister!
**[18:30] ---**
Don't worry about me. Just know I'm nearby.
**[18:34] ---**
O-Okay!
**[18:36] ---**
Hey, trash face. What are you doing here?
**[18:40] ---**
Did you think you could escape and come back?
**[18:42] ---**
You're garbage!
**[18:42] ---**
You pile of shit!
**[18:44] ---**
Ow!
**[18:45] ---**
Take that!
**[18:48] ---**
Those bastards!
**[18:52] ---**
If they displease you, why not purge them?
**[18:56] ---**
*I* have the authority to dispose
of any people you deem unbecoming.
**[19:01] ---**
What the hell?
That's because it was only a game!
**[19:05] ---**
It's a curious thing you say...
**[19:07] ---**
That authority, *Infinity Game*, that system...
**[19:12] ---**
That twisted country was made by
none other than yourself, was it not?
**[19:20] ---**
It's you who is the root of all evil.
**[19:25] ---**
If I'm a fiend who has purged
over 4 million people, then...
**[19:30] ---**
...you are the one who leads
the world towards total destruction.
**[19:32] ---**
I'm hearing things...
I've got to be hearing things!
**[19:42] ---**
Take that!
**[19:46] ---**
Wh-Who the hell are you?!
**[19:49] ---**
D-Don't tell me you're one of
Greole's underlings or something!
**[19:52] ---**
Please, spare our village!
We already offered a sacrifice!
**[20:04] ---**
Aku, hurry up and get your stuff.
**[20:07] ---**
A-All right, Demon Lord.
**[20:09] ---**
D-Did you say Demon Lord?!
**[20:12] ---**
D-Demon Lord!
**[20:15] ---**
Aw, come on! Don't say stuff like that!
**[20:18] ---**
Trash face!
You're screwing the village yet again!
**[20:22] ---**
Piles of shit like you should get lost!
You're a plague!
**[20:32] ---**
Huh?
**[20:38] ---**
My house!
**[20:38] ---**
The lord will hear about this!
**[20:41] ---**
Let's go, Aku.
**[20:42] ---**
R-Right, Demon Lord.
**[20:49] ---**
Sorry we couldn't get your things.
**[20:51] ---**
More importantly,
was it all right to do all that?
**[20:55] ---**
D-Don't get me wrong.
I was just warming the place up.
**[20:59] ---**
You might even say that was an act of kindness!
**[21:03] ---**
D-Demon Lord... Why would you
rescue someone like me?
**[21:09] ---**
Don't say someone like you.
**[21:11] ---**
I think you're doing a swell job at living.
**[21:14] ---**
Don't let other people
determine your worth for you.
**[21:18] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[21:21] ---**
What do you think?
Did all that make you feel any better?
**[21:25] ---**
W-Well... I think I feel
just a little better now!
**[21:32] ---**
Then let's get to this Holy Capital or whatever!
**[21:35] ---**
Right!
**[21:37] ---**
Thanks for letting me come!
**[21:41] ---**
"Super Top Secret"
"Don't let xxx read this!!! Or even see it (lol) Akira Oono"
**[21:53] ---**
*I wish I could go back*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
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*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Taken to another world.
**[23:13] ---**
One *Infinity Game* player
had this to say with a chuckle:
**[23:17] ---**
"These days, practically everyone is
getting in on the 'another world' genre."
**[23:22] ---**
I'd now like to speak on behalf of all
protagonists taken to another world...
**[23:29] ---**
"At least let me wipe
my hard drive before I go!"
**[23:33] ---**
What's a hard drive?
**[23:35] ---**
Next time, Demon Lord Retry Episode 2:
Golden Luna
**[23:35] ---**
Golden Luna
# E2 - Golden Luna
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VJ32/golden-luna)
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**[00:10] ---**
Hey, watch it! Be careful where you go!
**[00:13] ---**
I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Luna!
**[00:16] ---**
Do you think it's funny if I bruise my butt
before subduing this Demon Lord?
**[00:21] ---**
I-Is this even a good idea
without the other Holy Maidens?
**[00:26] ---**
Excuse me? Are you saying
it's too much for me to handle?
**[00:30] ---**
Y-You're more than enough
on your own, Miss Luna.
**[00:33] ---**
Hmph! Of course I am.
**[00:36] ---**
I can't let my sisters show
me up forever, you know.
**[00:39] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "16 years old"
**[00:44] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:52] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[00:55] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[00:59] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:02] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:07] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:14] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[01:21] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[01:27] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[01:37] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:40] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:43] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:47] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:50] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:54] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:57] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:00] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:04] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:06] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:11] ---**
"Golden Luna"
**[02:22] ---**
Reporting in! The Holy Maiden, Luna Elegant,
**[02:26] ---**
is approaching on the road
with an escort of some 20 troops!
**[02:29] ---**
What? Has she come to subjugate us at last?
**[02:38] ---**
It's such an honor for a Holy Maiden
to come deal with us herself.
**[02:42] ---**
We'll have to face her head on.
**[02:42] ---**
"Chief of the Moles" "O Wengoal"
**[02:44] ---**
N-No, it doesn't seem like her target is us Moles...
**[02:50] ---**
Oh?
**[02:55] ---**
"Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
"Girl cast out as a sacrifice" "Aku"
**[02:56] ---**
It's getting dark pretty quickly now.
**[03:00] ---**
You're right. Shall we camp out here tonight?
**[03:03] ---**
Huh? You mean right here?
**[03:11] ---**
Fragment of my intelligence, come forth!
**[03:14] ---**
Survival Goods!
**[03:16] ---**
"Survival Goods"
**[03:17] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:19] ---**
There is no end to my darkness! Defense Goods!
**[03:25] ---**
"Defense Goods"
**[03:26] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:30] ---**
Alone, they don't achieve very much, but...
**[03:33] ---**
Item Combine! Construct Base!
**[03:38] ---**
"Base"
**[03:39] ---**
I-Incredible! Was that magic just now?
**[03:43] ---**
You're so incredible, Demon Lord!
**[03:48] ---**
This baby can withstand attacks
from even a rocket launcher.
**[03:53] ---**
You're as good as dead in *Infinity Game*
unless you camp out like this.
**[03:59] ---**
I-Is that right? Not that I
understand what you're saying...
**[04:05] ---**
I'm just saying it's pretty sturdy.
**[04:08] ---**
Aku, we're sleeping in this base tonight.
**[04:11] ---**
I'm a delicate guy, so there's no way
I'm camping under the stars.
**[04:16] ---**
Okay! Leave the house chores to me!
**[04:21] ---**
This is...?
**[04:23] ---**
Go on. Give your weary body a wash.
**[04:26] ---**
H-Hold on. I can't use something like this...
**[04:31] ---**
Sorry it's cramped, but this
is the best I can do for now.
**[04:36] ---**
Th-That's not what I...
**[04:37] ---**
Just you wait and see.
I'll construct a hot spring resort someday.
**[04:42] ---**
You're going to love every minute of it.
**[04:47] ---**
I wonder what a hot spring resort is anyways?
**[04:53] ---**
Seems like this world has a moon too...
**[04:56] ---**
If I gather enough skill points
to unlock administrator privileges,
**[05:01] ---**
can I return back to my world?
**[05:04] ---**
Though, that whole system
is based off of *Infinity Game*.
**[05:08] ---**
No such "return to my world"
command even exists.
**[05:12] ---**
If being summoned by that idol
is what brought me here,
**[05:16] ---**
the only way to return must be to
seek out something with similar power.
**[05:22] ---**
Let's hope I find a clue in the Holy Capital.
**[05:25] ---**
But even if I went back,
would I still have the same life?
**[05:29] ---**
Is there still a place for me at work?
**[05:32] ---**
I bet my manager's furious...
**[05:38] ---**
Demon Lord, I washed my body
with that *shabon* again.
**[05:47] ---**
Mmm, you do smell pretty good now.
**[05:50] ---**
R-Really?!
**[05:52] ---**
That's the first time someone's
told me that in my life!
**[06:00] ---**
You... want to sleep together?
**[06:04] ---**
Is that a no?
**[06:08] ---**
I know you think I'm some old guy or something,
**[06:11] ---**
but the truth is, I'm more like
an older brother. I'm no old man.
**[06:15] ---**
Demon Lord? I don't understand
what you're talking about...
**[06:26] ---**
Bring it on, Holy Maiden and friends.
**[06:29] ---**
Us bandits, the Moles,
silence even crying babies.
**[06:33] ---**
None slip under our noses.
**[06:40] ---**
Who in the world are those two?
**[06:43] ---**
What do we do, Chief?
**[06:45] ---**
Hmm, must be bait.
**[06:47] ---**
The moment we attack them,
**[06:49] ---**
the Holy Maiden and her crew
will jump out and ambush us.
**[06:53] ---**
Should we do nothing and let them go?
**[06:56] ---**
No, we'll get 'em.
A quick attack and a quick retreat.
**[07:00] ---**
Draw the Holy Maiden into unfamiliar terrain.
**[07:07] ---**
These guys are a joke.
**[07:09] ---**
I'll turn off my intercept and
auto attack abilities just in case...
**[07:15] ---**
Aku, stand back.
**[07:17] ---**
Huh?
**[07:18] ---**
I guess I should just take this attack.
**[07:21] ---**
"Assault Barrier"
**[07:22] ---**
Hmph, under level 30? How weak.
**[07:26] ---**
In *Infinity Game*, only players
at the max level of 30 were able to...
**[07:31] ---**
...inflict any sort of damage to Kunai, but...
**[07:37] ---**
How about we skip the hide-and-seek
and you show yourself?
**[07:48] ---**
You're pretty tough.
**[07:49] ---**
I'm the Chief of the Moles, O Wengoal.
**[07:53] ---**
And you are?
**[07:54] ---**
Huh? My manager?
What in the world is he doing here?
**[07:59] ---**
Sorry about not showing up to work, Mr. Senmu.
**[08:03] ---**
Shenmue, you said?
**[08:05] ---**
Shenmue... Shenmue, huh? That takes me back...
**[08:10] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[08:12] ---**
Uh, wait... Aren't you Aoki Senmu?
**[08:16] ---**
Hmph. Are you trying to confuse me or something?
**[08:20] ---**
That won't work on me.
**[08:22] ---**
No, that wasn't my intention, but...
**[08:26] ---**
What a crazy resemblance.
Man, do they look alike...
**[08:31] ---**
By that trick you conjured up just now,
I take it you're a magic user?
**[08:35] ---**
I've no obligation to answer.
**[08:38] ---**
Take us lightly and you'll get hurt.
**[08:40] ---**
Got it, old man?
**[08:42] ---**
Wh-Who you calling an old man?!
You're more an old man than me!
**[08:45] ---**
A-Are you kidding me?!
If anyone here has an old man face, it's you!
**[08:50] ---**
It's not my fault you were born that way, idiot!
**[08:50] ---**
I'll give you an old man face!
**[08:52] ---**
Old man?! Don't make me laugh!
**[08:52] ---**
Who do you think you are?!
**[08:55] ---**
You're the one who's an idiot!
**[08:55] ---**
Demon Lord, let's run!
**[08:57] ---**
Demon Lord, you say? Someone like you?
**[09:01] ---**
Go pretend you're a
Demon Lord on the other side!
**[09:11] ---**
I-I knew he had to be a magic user!
**[09:14] ---**
What was that about magic?
**[09:19] ---**
Wh-What the...?
**[09:23] ---**
To think I'd come Demon Lord hunting
and find a bunch of filthy bandits.
**[09:28] ---**
Tsk, the plan is falling apart...
Guys, pull back!
**[09:33] ---**
How stupid can you be?
**[09:34] ---**
You think you can get away from me?
**[09:38] ---**
Be torn asunder by gold! Gold Slash!
**[09:40] ---**
"Gold Blade" "Gold Slash"
**[09:49] ---**
Ow... My Assault Barrier never activated...
**[09:53] ---**
This kid is max level?
**[09:56] ---**
To be honest, I wasn't expecting
that much out of you.
**[10:00] ---**
Excuse me?! What did you just say?!
**[10:03] ---**
Anyways, do I not get an apology
for you attacking me out of nowhere?
**[10:09] ---**
Hmph! A Holy Maiden dispatching evil
is just plain common sense.
**[10:14] ---**
All right, then. Those will be your last words.
**[10:18] ---**
Hmph. It seems you don't know who I am.
**[10:21] ---**
I'm one of the three Holy Maidens.
The Golden Luna Elegant.
**[10:26] ---**
This kid shooting off magic
like a maniac is named Elegant?
**[10:30] ---**
Way to not live up to the name.
**[10:32] ---**
You guys, go capture this blockhead at once!
**[10:35] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[10:41] ---**
Unfortunately, you all have no
business standing in front of me.
**[10:54] ---**
Who in the world is this guy?
**[10:56] ---**
H-Hey! What do you think you're doing?
**[11:04] ---**
I don't hold back on those who attack me,
even if they happen to be women.
**[11:09] ---**
Huh? Wait! No, don't! What are you doing?!
**[11:14] ---**
That hurt!
**[11:18] ---**
That hurts!
**[11:20] ---**
The butt! Not the butt!
**[11:23] ---**
That was my right hand! This is my left hand!
**[11:27] ---**
And now let's go back to the right hand!
**[11:29] ---**
Stop it!
**[11:30] ---**
And this one's because I'm kinda enjoying this!
**[11:33] ---**
S-Stop!
**[11:39] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 16" "Height: 153cm"
**[11:44] ---**
"Mild Heaven" "Race: Tobacco" "Sex: None"
"Age: None" "Height: 8cm"
**[11:50] ---**
That was a good workout.
**[11:52] ---**
I-I wonder if the Holy Maiden's butt
will be all right?
**[11:56] ---**
It's already had a split in it. She'll be fine.
**[11:59] ---**
Th-That's not the problem here...
**[12:04] ---**
Now then. Now that we've got all this money,
how about we stay in a city?
**[12:13] ---**
I'll kill that guy! You just wait and see!
**[12:17] ---**
You stupid coachman! Go a little slower!
It stings my butt!
**[12:22] ---**
"Kingdom of Holy Light"
"Market City Yahoo"
**[12:28] ---**
The naming sense of this kingdom
is truly something awful.
**[12:31] ---**
You think so?
**[12:33] ---**
Let's buy some random stuff
with all this money we've got.
**[12:37] ---**
But that's the Holy Maiden's money, isn't it?
**[12:40] ---**
I was acting in self-defense.
**[12:42] ---**
In fact, you could say I was
being extra kind and lenient.
**[12:46] ---**
If this were an *eroge*,
we'd be heading for a sex slave route.
**[12:50] ---**
What's an *eroge*?
**[12:59] ---**
How much?
**[13:00] ---**
It's three copper for two skewers.
**[13:05] ---**
Thank you.
**[13:07] ---**
Come again!
**[13:09] ---**
U-Um...
**[13:11] ---**
It's my treat today. Just eat it and enjoy.
**[13:19] ---**
I've never eaten something this tasty before!
**[13:24] ---**
"Gugule Inn"
**[13:25] ---**
This place has one terrible name after another...
**[13:28] ---**
Really? I think it's a cute name though.
**[13:32] ---**
Welcome.
**[13:34] ---**
I'd like the best room you've got.
**[13:37] ---**
If you'd like to stay in our best room,
it would cost one gold coin.
**[13:42] ---**
What?! We shouldn't, Demon Lord!
**[13:45] ---**
D-Demon...?
**[13:46] ---**
No, you see... My name is De Mon.
**[13:50] ---**
Sorry to confuse you like that.
**[13:54] ---**
Then, if you please.
**[13:55] ---**
V-Very well, Sir. I'll go prepare it at once.
**[14:01] ---**
"Message"
**[14:01] ---**
Don't call me Demon Lord in front of people!
**[14:04] ---**
Call me your older brother or something.
**[14:08] ---**
Wh-What about if I called you Papa?
**[14:11] ---**
But I'm still a spunky bachelor!
**[14:18] ---**
Please, make yourselves at home
and enjoy the room.
**[14:26] ---**
Not a bad view, is it?
**[14:29] ---**
To be honest, I'm surprised at how
luxurious this place actually is.
**[14:34] ---**
Then again, I've got to keep
acting cool around Aku.
**[14:39] ---**
A-Amazing! It's like we're
staying in a noble's estate!
**[14:43] ---**
Don't get too excited over this.
**[14:46] ---**
Someday I'll build a castle
befitting of my greatness.
**[14:50] ---**
C-Castle?
**[14:52] ---**
I don't know what you mean,
but it sure sounds great!
**[14:56] ---**
Now then, how about we go out
and have a nice dinner tonight?
**[15:00] ---**
But... before that...
**[15:03] ---**
"Boutique" "Fashion Check"
**[15:07] ---**
Dear me.
That's one shabby outfit she's wearing...
**[15:11] ---**
Perhaps she's this man's servant or something?
**[15:14] ---**
Welcome! May I ask what
you're looking for today?
**[15:19] ---**
Sorry, but could you find an outfit
that looks good on her?
**[15:23] ---**
I'm not that great at picking
out clothes for people.
**[15:26] ---**
I'd like to leave that to a pro.
**[15:28] ---**
This one looks like the biggest...
**[15:31] ---**
Using this guy.
**[15:33] ---**
What?!
**[15:35] ---**
Demon Lo--
**[15:37] ---**
G-Giant gold coin?!
Y-You want to pick something with that?
**[15:41] ---**
Is it not enough?
**[15:42] ---**
D-Don't be silly! I-I'll prepare
something for you at once!
**[15:50] ---**
This way please, Ma'am.
**[15:52] ---**
U-Um...
**[15:55] ---**
I'd like to smoke, but where are your ashtrays?
**[15:59] ---**
Use my hands! Please, feel free
to dispose of your ash on my hands!
**[16:04] ---**
Th-That's quite all right.
**[16:06] ---**
Have any normal ashtrays and a place to sit?
**[16:09] ---**
Use my back!
Please, come and sit down on my back!
**[16:13] ---**
What the hell? This store is scary...
**[16:18] ---**
S-Sorry to make you wait.
**[16:23] ---**
U-Um, do you think this looks good on me?
**[16:28] ---**
Ooh! I knew she'd shine
with a bit of polish, but...
**[16:32] ---**
To think she would change this much...
**[16:34] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:39] ---**
Whoa... Aku had different-colored eyes?
**[16:43] ---**
I wonder if that's a subject
better to avoid though?
**[16:47] ---**
Hmm?
**[16:48] ---**
I could bring other outfits
to try if you would like.
**[16:51] ---**
Would you be interested in that?
**[16:53] ---**
Let's see... I'll take everything
that suits her.
**[16:57] ---**
D-Did you say everything?!
**[17:00] ---**
I'll buy it all.
**[17:02] ---**
Hurry up! Bring only the
best clothes for this lady!
**[17:12] ---**
I wonder if they're father and daughter.
**[17:14] ---**
They don't seem like that to me.
**[17:17] ---**
He must own a great plot of land somewhere...
**[17:21] ---**
I heard he paid for her outfit with a
giant gold coin without batting an eye.
**[17:32] ---**
Oho! That's the wine all the
connoisseurs always order.
**[17:36] ---**
Seems like he's a man of good taste.
**[17:46] ---**
This feels so much like a dream.
**[17:50] ---**
Hmm?
**[17:51] ---**
I have to thank you...
For doing all this for someone like me...
**[17:56] ---**
Don't worry about it.
Let's eat before it gets cold.
**[18:00] ---**
I do worry about it.
**[18:03] ---**
Why are you always being so nice to me?
**[18:06] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I wonder what makes me go so far for her.
**[18:13] ---**
Please, tell me. Is there anything
I can possibly do to pay you back?
**[18:19] ---**
Anything you want! As long as it's
something I can do, I'll do it!
**[18:25] ---**
You said you'll do anything I want?
**[18:30] ---**
I found you, Demon Lord!
**[18:33] ---**
D-Demon Lord?!
**[18:34] ---**
I wonder if she's talking about that man.
**[18:37] ---**
Who said you could eat with my money?!
Are you stupid? Wanna die?!
**[18:41] ---**
What an odd thing to say.
**[18:43] ---**
Wasn't that the money you
offered to me as an apology?
**[18:46] ---**
Because if I hadn't done that,
you wouldn't have stopped hitting my butt!
**[18:51] ---**
Let's not get all wound up.
Come and sit down with us.
**[18:55] ---**
We wouldn't want to bother the other guests.
**[18:58] ---**
Give me one good reason I should listen to you!
**[19:01] ---**
Do you... want to be disciplined again?
**[19:10] ---**
I'm glad to see you can be reasonable.
**[19:14] ---**
Everyone, I apologize for
causing that commotion.
**[19:18] ---**
Allow me to make up for it by
treating each table to a bottle of wine.
**[19:23] ---**
Oh, my, how generous!
**[19:25] ---**
What an admirable fellow.
**[19:28] ---**
Bring some food for the lady too.
**[19:32] ---**
It's my treat. Have as much as you'd like.
**[19:35] ---**
You idiot! More like it's *my* treat!
**[19:39] ---**
Um, I'm so sorry, Holy Maiden.
**[19:42] ---**
Demon Lord isn't a bad person, you know.
**[19:45] ---**
Are you stupid?
**[19:47] ---**
There's no such thing as a good Demon Lord!
**[19:52] ---**
I guess you can be very kind
sometimes but also pretty mean too.
**[19:57] ---**
I always act like a gentleman.
**[20:00] ---**
It's just that I choose who to treat nicely.
**[20:03] ---**
Jeez...
**[20:05] ---**
The Holy Maiden is a very
important person, Demon Lord.
**[20:12] ---**
I can't exactly carry her on my
back or shoulders with a dress.
**[20:19] ---**
I changed my mind... You're very kind...
**[20:22] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:31] ---**
Idiot! I've got no money to
stay anywhere thanks to you!
**[20:35] ---**
Can't you just camp somewhere?
**[20:37] ---**
What happened to your troupe, Teary-eyed Luna?
**[20:41] ---**
I sent them all home!
**[20:43] ---**
And why would you do that?
**[20:45] ---**
B-Because! I didn't want to
put them in any more danger!
**[20:50] ---**
So you decided to come and play?
**[20:52] ---**
Th-That's not what I'm saying!
**[20:54] ---**
Demon Lord! Could you please be
a little nicer to the Holy Maiden?
**[21:00] ---**
All right then... Here.
**[21:04] ---**
What is it? Something else that you want?
**[21:07] ---**
S-So be it! I'll let you two
stay in this room with me!
**[21:12] ---**
Is your head on straight?
**[21:14] ---**
Y-You got the room with my money, right?
**[21:17] ---**
It's only proper that I'm allowed to sleep in it!
**[21:20] ---**
I think she's got you there, Demon Lord.
**[21:32] ---**
Sister! We've almost reached the city!
**[21:35] ---**
How dare that shitty brat
cause me all this trouble.
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Shenmue... Shenmue, huh?
**[23:15] ---**
That takes me back. An open world
in a time like that was amazing.
**[23:20] ---**
With motion capture and
full-voiced NPCs in the city too...
**[23:25] ---**
Not to mention the game had a full day cycle.
**[23:28] ---**
That was so sick!
It's making me wanna play it again...
**[23:32] ---**
Demon Lord, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 3.
Killer Queen.
**[23:36] ---**
Killer Queen
# E3 - Killer Queen
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**[00:10] ---**
Oh? You said your name was Aku, right?
**[00:13] ---**
"Aku"
**[00:14] ---**
From now on, you should call me Sister Luna.
**[00:15] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[00:17] ---**
Is it okay for me to speak
to a Holy Maiden like that?
**[00:21] ---**
I say it's fine, so it's fine. I make the rules.
**[00:25] ---**
Right...
**[00:26] ---**
Besides, we get along well enough
to see each other naked!
**[00:30] ---**
Here I come!
**[00:32] ---**
Don't! Anywhere but there!
**[00:42] ---**
"Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:44] ---**
Administrator Privileges. Item File.
**[00:57] ---**
In *Infinity Game*,
**[00:59] ---**
each player couldn't hold any more than 10 items.
**[00:59] ---**
"Tiara"
**[01:03] ---**
Getting to store infinite items
like this makes things much easier.
**[01:09] ---**
Luna, got a minute?
**[01:11] ---**
Excuse me? I don't remember saying
you can call me by my first name.
**[01:15] ---**
Whatever. Just tell me everything
you know about the Cherub.
**[01:19] ---**
Um, Sister Luna? Demon Lord isn't
very knowledgeable about this stuff.
**[01:25] ---**
If it's not any trouble, could you tell him?
**[01:28] ---**
The Cherub deceased after
sealing the Demon King Greole
**[01:32] ---**
because it used up all of its power.
**[01:34] ---**
You don't say...
**[01:36] ---**
But the Kingdom of Holy Light
still has the Ophan and Seraph
**[01:40] ---**
who serve to guide the people.
**[01:43] ---**
It's absurd to think the peace of
this kingdom could be threatened.
**[01:54] ---**
Sister! We've almost reached the city of Yahoo!
**[01:54] ---**
"Officer" "Mount Fuji"
**[01:58] ---**
Good. Let's tie a rope around that
shitty brat's neck and drag her home.
**[01:58] ---**
"Deranged Holy Maiden"
"Killer Queen"
**[02:03] ---**
Isn't subduing a Demon Lord
a manly thing for her to try?
**[02:07] ---**
We're all pretty impressed
by the gusto of your little sister.
**[02:12] ---**
You're all morons.
That shit is just trying to stand out.
**[02:17] ---**
As if a Demon Lord exists
in the first place, idiot.
**[02:20] ---**
But people are saying that Greole
was killed by someone!
**[02:24] ---**
Hmph, you meathead...
**[02:26] ---**
How dare my big sister
withhold information from me...
**[02:31] ---**
Did you think you could
ever beat me, you shithead?
**[02:39] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:47] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:50] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:54] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:57] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[03:02] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[03:09] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[03:16] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[03:22] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[03:32] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[03:35] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[03:39] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[03:42] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[03:45] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[03:49] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[03:52] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[03:55] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[03:59] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[04:01] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[04:05] ---**
"Killer Queen"
**[04:19] ---**
I've grasped the Cherub situation for now.
**[04:21] ---**
So? Where can I find the Ophan and Seraph then?
**[04:26] ---**
Who knows? It's been ages
since anyone's seen either of them.
**[04:31] ---**
Oh, it's just a legend then...
**[04:34] ---**
Some misguided believers
think that the stone statue
**[04:37] ---**
at the Wishing Shrine is actually the Ophan.
**[04:40] ---**
They'll get divine retribution for that someday.
**[04:46] ---**
If that Idol was actually the Ophan...
**[04:50] ---**
I was once very pure and a sight to behold...
**[04:55] ---**
But many years of granting wicked
wishes to humans changed me to this.
**[05:01] ---**
I'm not well-informed enough
to form a plan just yet.
**[05:05] ---**
I've gotta gather more info
in the Holy Capital...
**[05:08] ---**
But before that, I need to do something
about this empty wallet of mine.
**[05:16] ---**
In my motherland, we highly value
and appreciate elegance.
**[05:21] ---**
Everyone presents their finest
wares when serving tea.
**[05:25] ---**
You'll embarrass your family if you
put out something that looks cheap.
**[05:30] ---**
Oho... That's very interesting.
**[05:34] ---**
And today I have brought my favorite
tea bowl from my motherland.
**[05:39] ---**
Oh! How splendid it is!
**[05:39] ---**
"Fine Art Shop" "Nanden-Manden"
**[05:43] ---**
As in this trash I made with a few
skill points that gives just 1 Offense?!
**[05:48] ---**
I just don't get it...
**[05:51] ---**
How much would it cost for you to part with it?
**[05:55] ---**
Oh, no... Think of this as a token
in hopes of establishing
**[05:59] ---**
a long and lasting partnership.
**[06:02] ---**
But, seeing as how I don't
have much money on hand,
**[06:05] ---**
I'd accept one giant gold coin
as collateral if you're willing.
**[06:10] ---**
O-One giant gold coin?
**[06:12] ---**
Hmm? That looked like the most
expensive coin in Luna's bag, so...
**[06:17] ---**
...I thought I should start with that, but...
**[06:20] ---**
I've heard the incredible rumors about you.
**[06:24] ---**
They say you're a cultured man
who descended from royalty
**[06:28] ---**
as well as a tolerant
and accepting gentleman.
**[06:33] ---**
Who would spread such baseless rumors?
**[06:36] ---**
I'm sure you must have
your reasons for denying it.
**[06:39] ---**
I promise I won't speak of it,
so you need not worry.
**[06:44] ---**
I accept your proposition.
Let me get things ready for you.
**[06:48] ---**
I appreciate your understanding.
**[06:50] ---**
But before that, I must ask one thing.
**[06:53] ---**
If you end up selling the tea bowl,
take nothing less than five giant gold coins.
**[07:00] ---**
F-Five giant gold coins? That's...
**[07:04] ---**
If you can't promise me that,
let's say this conversation never happened.
**[07:08] ---**
W-Wait, please! I understand.
**[07:11] ---**
I promise, I'll uphold your wish.
**[07:13] ---**
That sold for a ton more
than I thought it would!
**[07:17] ---**
The value of stuff is way
different than *Infinity Game*!
**[07:21] ---**
Nice... I'll invite Aku and Luna
to dinner or something.
**[07:24] ---**
Luna! Get out here!
**[07:31] ---**
We demon-believing Satanists
failed in summoning the Demon Lord.
**[07:37] ---**
But if it resulted in the Holy Maidens
taking action, it was not done in vain.
**[07:43] ---**
Just as planned, we will eradicate
**[07:43] ---**
"Satanist" "Walking"
**[07:45] ---**
The Holy Maidens from this world.
**[07:48] ---**
May disaster befall the Maidens.
**[07:51] ---**
May disaster befall the Maidens.
**[08:01] ---**
The second eldest Holy Maiden,
Killer Queen, has come!
**[08:05] ---**
Luna! Get out here!
**[08:16] ---**
Now there's a handful of a sister!
Talk about deranged...
**[08:21] ---**
And while we're at it, if there's
a Demon Lord, get your ass out here!
**[08:25] ---**
Yeah, right, idiot!
Go back to your post-apocalyptic world!
**[08:30] ---**
Out of the way! I said move it!
**[08:34] ---**
Hey, Sister! What are you doing here?!
**[08:37] ---**
You little shit. How dare you run off
to play with fire without me knowing.
**[08:42] ---**
I-I just heard a Demon Lord appeared and--
**[08:45] ---**
You imbecile!
What the hell can you do on your own?!
**[08:49] ---**
Instead of subduing
a Demon Lord that doesn't exist...
**[08:51] ---**
...stay in your bed and sleep, you shit!
**[08:54] ---**
S-Sister, you don't get it!
**[08:57] ---**
There is a Demon Lord
and I used my charms to tame him!
**[09:00] ---**
Oh? Talking in your sleep is quite the feat...
**[09:04] ---**
He really exists! And...
he's completely obsessed with my butt!
**[09:08] ---**
Huh? Your butt?!
**[09:09] ---**
Ugh... I get where she's coming from,
but this makes it sound way worse...
**[09:17] ---**
Death to the phony angel.
**[09:20] ---**
Firebird!
**[09:22] ---**
May grief befall the Maidens.
**[09:25] ---**
Ice Hammer!
**[09:32] ---**
No!
**[09:34] ---**
Fuji!
**[09:35] ---**
Sister!
**[09:48] ---**
Where have I seen those outfits?
**[09:53] ---**
The Wishing...?
**[09:54] ---**
Those slain guys at the
Wishing Shrine wore that too...
**[10:01] ---**
Nice to meet you too, Satanist scum!
**[10:12] ---**
Idiots should just die!
**[10:16] ---**
Gold Splash!
**[10:19] ---**
Wipe out the damn Satanists!
**[10:22] ---**
A blood sacrifice for Sister!
**[10:23] ---**
Once this fight is over,
I'm gonna get Sister to abuse me!
**[10:29] ---**
Satanist scum! How's it feel
to be stained in crimson?!
**[10:35] ---**
You should feel honored
to die at the hands of my magic!
**[10:39] ---**
You evil cretins!
**[10:41] ---**
You're the evil ones
no matter how you look at it...
**[10:44] ---**
Hmm?
**[10:48] ---**
This is my prized darkness, but...
**[10:52] ---**
If it's in exchange for
two Holy Maidens, so be it!
**[11:04] ---**
What's this?!
**[11:05] ---**
Luna, get back!
**[11:07] ---**
It's Hades!
**[11:15] ---**
You fools. Your divine protection is gone.
**[11:18] ---**
Shoot down the Holy Maidens!
**[11:38] ---**
This is looking bad.
**[11:40] ---**
What are you hesitating for?
**[11:43] ---**
Why not toss a grenade that way
**[11:46] ---**
and kill everyone all at once?
**[11:49] ---**
You're insane. What's wrong with you?
**[11:52] ---**
If I killed the Holy Maidens,
I'd just get my face put on the wanted list.
**[11:56] ---**
And what about it?
Both that woman and this kingdom...
**[12:02] ---**
...are already trying to kill the Demon Lord.
**[12:09] ---**
Yes... Now it's become the legitimate
self-defense you love so much...
**[12:17] ---**
You should be thankful.
**[12:19] ---**
Shit... My body isn't moving how I want!
**[12:26] ---**
Don't I have anything to help me
get out of this situation?
**[12:28] ---**
"Character Change"
"Unable to Control"
**[12:33] ---**
What?
**[12:37] ---**
"Character Change"
"Unable to Control"
**[12:37] ---**
At this rate, I guess I've got no choice!
**[12:46] ---**
"Killer Queen" "Race: Human"
"Sex: Female" "Age: 17" "Height: 170-173cm"
**[12:51] ---**
"Mount Fuji" "Race: Human"
"Sex: Male" "Age: 28" "Height: 2m"
**[13:25] ---**
And? Where's this?
**[13:30] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[13:32] ---**
What?
**[13:40] ---**
Tsk! What kind of weaklings are you,
menacing women and children?
**[13:45] ---**
That bastard must be a Holy Maiden goon!
Who cares! Get him!
**[13:51] ---**
You guys want a piece of me?!
**[13:52] ---**
"Grudge Setting"
**[14:09] ---**
You're all a bunch of one-punch weaklings!
**[14:13] ---**
Who the hell is that?!
**[14:15] ---**
What's with that snazzy
white outfit of his?! It's so sick!
**[14:20] ---**
Wh-Who the hell are you? What do you want?!
**[14:24] ---**
Considering you're a bunch
of cowards harassing women,
**[14:28] ---**
you don't deserve to know my name.
**[14:31] ---**
"W-Woman"? He called me a woman?!
**[14:35] ---**
Then again, this shame
I'm feeling isn't half bad...
**[14:39] ---**
He's probably just one of the Holy Knights!
Don't be afraid! He--
**[14:50] ---**
So quick!
**[14:52] ---**
How is he that fast?!
All I could see was a blur!
**[14:56] ---**
Hey! Did you see that, Luna?!
**[15:00] ---**
Tsk! You worthless shit!
**[15:05] ---**
It's go time, punks!
**[15:09] ---**
"Kenpo"
**[15:14] ---**
Dance for me!
**[15:17] ---**
"Hand-to-hand Combat"
**[15:26] ---**
Don't you know?
**[15:27] ---**
None can flee from the dragon!
**[15:53] ---**
"Final Phoenix"
**[16:05] ---**
You gutless worms are a thousand years
too early to face the dragon.
**[16:10] ---**
H-He's so cool!
**[16:14] ---**
This city ain't one I remember...
**[16:17] ---**
You all right over there, woman?
**[16:20] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[16:22] ---**
You're damn reckless.
**[16:24] ---**
Why's a woman going up
against guys with weapons?
**[16:28] ---**
H-He's worried about me?
How long has it been since that's happened?
**[16:33] ---**
If that trash ever messes with you again,
you just let me know.
**[16:38] ---**
I'll come running to rescue you.
**[16:42] ---**
I can't take it! He's killing my heart!
I'm dead four times over!
**[16:47] ---**
When I'm around this guy,
I just can't seem to act like myself!
**[16:51] ---**
Argh! I'll die if someone
sees me like this! I will!
**[16:56] ---**
U-Um, would you be so kind as
to tell me your name, please?
**[17:02] ---**
I'll strangle you later.
I'll squeeze the life out of you.
**[17:06] ---**
Hmm? I'm Zero.
**[17:09] ---**
Zero Kirisame.
**[17:11] ---**
Zero? Um, I'm sorry for
dragging you into all this...
**[17:18] ---**
No need to make such a pitiful face.
**[17:21] ---**
I'm pretty much the definition
of unrivaled, you know.
**[17:25] ---**
An insignificant brawl like that
doesn't even count to me.
**[17:29] ---**
M-My nose is gonna bleed!
**[17:33] ---**
Looks like a few people got hurt,
so go and take care of 'em.
**[17:36] ---**
I'm gettin' out of here.
**[17:39] ---**
O-Okay!
**[17:44] ---**
Zero Kirisame...
**[17:45] ---**
"Dons the Silver Dragon"
"Zero Kirisame"
**[17:48] ---**
I finally found him... The man of my destiny!
**[17:57] ---**
You monster...
**[17:59] ---**
At least I was lucky enough to recover Hades.
**[18:04] ---**
Those with dragon blood
on the side of fighting evil...
**[18:07] ---**
Those who look on the ground
with disdain, Dragonkin...
**[18:11] ---**
Have they formed a secret union
with the Kingdom of Holy Light?
**[18:17] ---**
Demon Lord!
**[18:19] ---**
It's a good thing I ran into you here.
**[18:22] ---**
Shit, someone! Someone please kill me!
**[18:26] ---**
The definition of unrivaled, my ass!
You're a frickin' imbecile!
**[18:31] ---**
Argh, wall!
**[18:33] ---**
U-Um, Demon Lord?
**[18:36] ---**
Huh? What? No, this is...
**[18:38] ---**
A-Anyways, Aku... Did you see him?
**[18:41] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[18:43] ---**
I mean, you know...
That guy wearing the white clothes.
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, you mean the Dragonkin.
**[18:51] ---**
I was in the hotel so I didn't see it,
but Sister Luna told me about him.
**[18:56] ---**
When he thrust out his fist, it sent out
a shock wave that looked like a dragon...
**[19:01] ---**
...and sent the bad guys flying away.
**[19:04] ---**
Argh, what the hell?! I'll give you Dragonkin...
**[19:09] ---**
Um, how come you're so
curious to know about him?
**[19:13] ---**
Is he someone you know, perhaps?
**[19:15] ---**
Hell no! I don't know him!
**[19:18] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[19:20] ---**
I can't say it... I can't admit that guy
and me are one and the same...
**[19:26] ---**
Zero Kirisame...
**[19:28] ---**
Why the hell did I make that hard-ass,
delinquent, joke of a character?
**[19:42] ---**
Come on, Yukikaze...
**[19:45] ---**
Stop wasting money when we're short on it again.
**[19:48] ---**
You want a lick, Mikan?
**[19:50] ---**
No, thank you. And quit talking while you eat.
**[19:53] ---**
Okay.
**[19:56] ---**
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
**[19:57] ---**
Quit being dumb and let's get on with this.
**[20:01] ---**
Right. I'm ready whenever.
**[20:01] ---**
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
**[20:04] ---**
"Seeking able adventurers to
exterminate dangerous sandwolves"...
**[20:09] ---**
The reward isn't bad either.
**[20:11] ---**
All right. Let's get rid of 'em.
**[20:14] ---**
Excuse me! We'd like to take on
that one request with the sandwolves.
**[20:19] ---**
Got it. Just gimme a minute.
**[20:22] ---**
Ooh, check this guy out.
**[20:24] ---**
Is this man here a new bounty? What did he do?
**[20:28] ---**
I guess he's claiming to be the Demon Lord.
**[20:31] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[20:33] ---**
Is his thing a Demon Lord too?
**[20:35] ---**
What the hell are you thinking?
**[20:41] ---**
Luna, what happened to those soldiers?
**[20:43] ---**
Huh? I sent all of them home.
**[20:46] ---**
How come?
What will you do if something happens?
**[20:50] ---**
Oh, well I've got you.
**[20:52] ---**
Huh? Since when did I become your bodyguard?
**[20:56] ---**
Shut up! I know you're actually happy
to be with me anyways, you pervert!
**[21:02] ---**
You're calling me a pervert?!
**[21:04] ---**
When have I ever done
anything perverted to you?!
**[21:07] ---**
You haven't been able to forget
the feel of my butt, have you?
**[21:12] ---**
You butt fetish pervert!
**[21:16] ---**
This is so lively and fun!
**[21:19] ---**
I've always wanted to go on a journey like this!
**[21:23] ---**
Seriously?
**[21:25] ---**
Right? You tell him too, Aku!
**[21:27] ---**
You've gotta work hard and do as I say!
**[21:31] ---**
Ugh, the agony...
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
The other side of speed...
**[23:14] ---**
I'll pound you into mincemeat!
**[23:16] ---**
Dancing mad! Bring me the ball!
**[23:19] ---**
First attacker! The phantom 6th speed!
**[23:23] ---**
Screw you, the dumb old me!
**[23:25] ---**
D-Demon Lord, what's wrong?
**[23:28] ---**
I may have danced with hard luck.
**[23:31] ---**
Demon Lord, I have no idea
what you're trying to say.
**[23:34] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 4.
"Yu Kirino."
**[23:37] ---**
Yu Kirino
# E4 - Yu Kirino
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ7Z3Q/yu-kirino)
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**[00:10] ---**
Luna, you stand out too much
in that outfit. Change into this.
**[00:14] ---**
Ch-Change? Y-You're...
**[00:14] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Aku"
**[00:17] ---**
...just trying to get me into
something lewd, aren't you?
**[00:20] ---**
Don't be stupid. Wear this.
**[00:20] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:27] ---**
H-Huh? It's surprisingly normal...
**[00:30] ---**
Yeah. I'm sure Demon Lord picked
out that outfit especially for you.
**[00:35] ---**
I'm sure you'll look great in it, Sister Luna.
**[00:39] ---**
M-Maybe you're right about that...
**[00:47] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:55] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[00:58] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:02] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:05] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:10] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:17] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[01:24] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[01:31] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[01:40] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:43] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:47] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:50] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:53] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:57] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:00] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:04] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:07] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:09] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:14] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[02:24] ---**
Now then, I'm pretty sure they said
the sandwolves were around this area.
**[02:30] ---**
Ready for them, Yukikaze?
**[02:32] ---**
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
**[02:32] ---**
I'm always ready. Perhaps even too ready.
**[02:35] ---**
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
**[02:35] ---**
Is it too much to ask for you to be serious for once?
**[02:39] ---**
I'm perpetually serious though.
**[02:42] ---**
The nuance of your word choice is weird.
**[02:46] ---**
It's hot and stuffy... around my breasts.
**[02:49] ---**
But you don't have breasts to begin with.
**[02:52] ---**
Your eyes are defective.
**[02:54] ---**
Only people with pure hearts
can see my beautiful breasts.
**[02:59] ---**
If only he kept his mouth shut,
you might even think he's a gorgeous girl.
**[03:06] ---**
But he's a dude.
**[03:08] ---**
Why are you staring at me like that?
**[03:12] ---**
It's nothing. Let's focus on the job.
**[03:15] ---**
Sandwolves... As far as monsters go,
they're a fairly dangerous kind.
**[03:22] ---**
In a pack, they're downright ferocious,
**[03:24] ---**
and there've been times where they
attacked and destroyed whole cities.
**[03:29] ---**
Yeah, but on the other hand,
**[03:32] ---**
as long as there's not a lot of them,
there's not much to be afraid of.
**[03:39] ---**
Mikan?
**[03:40] ---**
Shh, quiet.
**[03:42] ---**
It seems like they're hiding nearby...
**[04:01] ---**
Hell no! There's no way I'm fighting them!
**[04:04] ---**
I can't take that many at once!
**[04:07] ---**
There's only one of me! And my one hole!
**[04:10] ---**
What are you saying at a time like this?!
**[04:19] ---**
I'll take a break to smoke for a bit,
so get changed in the meantime.
**[04:24] ---**
Y-You just want to peep on me, don't you?
**[04:27] ---**
Do you wanna see my butt that badly?
**[04:32] ---**
Don't you run. You're just leaving
because you know I'm right.
**[04:47] ---**
I've really gotta build up
my skill points somehow...
**[04:50] ---**
This is just like *Infinity Game*
where you earn skill points by fighting.
**[04:55] ---**
S-Sir!
**[04:57] ---**
L-Look!
**[05:06] ---**
What a wonderful opportunity.
**[05:17] ---**
What the hell? Just how many are there?!
**[05:20] ---**
They're training 'em straight toward us?!
**[05:23] ---**
You there! Run away!
**[05:26] ---**
The rest is up to you, snazzy old man!
**[05:29] ---**
We won't bury your body.
**[05:32] ---**
I can't believe these guys!
Own up to it and get eaten!
**[05:40] ---**
N-No worries, I can handle this.
I can do it if I try!
**[05:45] ---**
I'll be fine with my barrier.
I'm fine, I'm fine...
**[05:50] ---**
I'll be fine, won't I?
**[05:57] ---**
You fools. What's the need to run
away from a few mere beasts?
**[06:05] ---**
Um, is something going on?
**[06:13] ---**
It'll be fine, so don't go anywhere.
**[06:34] ---**
You've dared to bare your fangs at me.
**[06:36] ---**
You may be beasts, but I won't hold back.
**[06:43] ---**
Now, by my hand you will breathe your last.
**[06:47] ---**
First Skill! Assault!
**[06:49] ---**
"Assault"
**[06:57] ---**
Your wretched eyes don't deserve to behold me!
**[07:01] ---**
Second Skill! Sand Blind!
**[07:02] ---**
"Sand Blind"
**[07:08] ---**
None can flee from the Demon Lord!
**[07:11] ---**
Third Skill! Thunderclap
**[07:12] ---**
"Thunderclap"
**[07:24] ---**
In the end, I won't even break
a sweat against beasts like you.
**[07:28] ---**
Begone.
**[07:36] ---**
Um...!
**[07:38] ---**
Next time, be a bit more careful
not to get others involved.
**[07:42] ---**
Goodbye.
**[07:43] ---**
Hiyah!
**[07:48] ---**
Was that the rumored Demon Lord?
**[07:51] ---**
He's so refined... It's making my butt all hot!
**[07:55] ---**
He's a dangerous person, you know.
**[07:57] ---**
It's true, he's dangerous...
Dangerous to my chastity, that is.
**[08:04] ---**
We need to get to the capital.
**[08:06] ---**
That is, get to the capital
to make myself pretty!
**[08:11] ---**
Demon Lord, you're incredible!
**[08:13] ---**
Watching all that made my heart flutter!
**[08:16] ---**
He saved me from a life that felt
like nothing more than wasting away...
**[08:21] ---**
And even if he does happen
to be a terrible evil being,
**[08:25] ---**
I still won't be able to leave his side.
**[08:29] ---**
Even if it means having
the whole world as my enemy.
**[08:34] ---**
Did the two of you behave? Specifically Luna.
**[08:37] ---**
Y-You did pretty good back there.
**[08:40] ---**
I expect you to protect me like that.
**[08:43] ---**
It's not like I ever said
I'd protect you, but...
**[08:46] ---**
M-More importantly, don't you have
something you want to say to me?
**[08:50] ---**
Hmm? Oh...
**[08:52] ---**
Well, I think it rather suits you.
**[08:55] ---**
No, you honestly look good.
**[08:58] ---**
O-Of course.
**[08:59] ---**
When someone's a lady like me,
they make everything look good.
**[09:04] ---**
Woohoo!
**[09:08] ---**
I can't be one of those protagonists
that ignores the girl's moves, can I?
**[09:16] ---**
Finally! Finally, the time has come!
**[09:25] ---**
He's totally an idiot, isn't he?
**[09:27] ---**
D-Demon Lord is kind of an eccentric person.
**[09:31] ---**
Aku, you be careful with him.
**[09:33] ---**
I bet he's thinking about something
perverted by the dirty look on his face.
**[09:38] ---**
L-Like our butts?
**[09:40] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[09:40] ---**
I need to do some deep thinking for a bit, you two.
**[09:45] ---**
Get in the base to be safe.
**[09:47] ---**
What do you mean by base?
**[09:59] ---**
What in the world? A magic house?
**[10:01] ---**
Sister Luna, there's even
a barrel bath inside the base!
**[10:05] ---**
A barrel bath? What's that?
**[10:23] ---**
You can go inside, as well, if you'd like.
**[10:25] ---**
I-I really shouldn't. I think I'll just
stay here and feed the horse.
**[10:32] ---**
Then at least have one of these.
**[10:34] ---**
You'll feel much better.
**[10:39] ---**
Ooh, this is good stuff.
**[10:43] ---**
Anyways, you really showed
you've got some guts back there.
**[10:47] ---**
You didn't panic in the slightest
during that whole fiasco.
**[10:51] ---**
No, that's because... After all, you're...
**[10:55] ---**
I'm what?
**[10:57] ---**
No, never mind. It's nothing...
**[11:00] ---**
Is that right? Okay, then...
**[11:09] ---**
"Aide Summon"
"Who will you summon?"
**[11:13] ---**
Finally, the time has come.
**[11:16] ---**
In *Infinity Game*, there are eight aides
that work directly under Hakuto Kunai,
**[11:21] ---**
and every last one of them is worth
at least a thousand of anyone else.
**[11:26] ---**
Though they take a fair share of skill points,
**[11:28] ---**
their talents should make it all worthwhile.
**[11:32] ---**
"Aide Summon"
"Who will you summon?"
**[11:33] ---**
But with my current amount of skill points,
I can only summon one.
**[11:37] ---**
I need to give some serious
thought into who I'll call...
**[11:41] ---**
"Aide Summon"
**[11:42] ---**
My underlings and I have
no real way to protect against magic.
**[11:46] ---**
It's a lethal weakness that
I can't afford to put off for long.
**[11:51] ---**
I should prioritize my aide choice
with someone who can address that.
**[11:57] ---**
Yu Kirino, then?
**[11:59] ---**
Having a genius doctor and scientist
of her caliber working on it,
**[12:03] ---**
I'm sure she'll be able to invent
something to shield against magic.
**[12:08] ---**
The problem is her sadistic tendencies...
and her extreme short-temper.
**[12:13] ---**
She'll kill and dissect people
without batting an eye...
**[12:16] ---**
...for the only reason of
satisfying her own desires.
**[12:20] ---**
To top it off, she loves little boys.
**[12:23] ---**
Argh, just make up your mind!
**[12:26] ---**
Besides, in the rare chance she attacks me,
I think I can deal with her!
**[12:31] ---**
Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
**[12:34] ---**
Yu! I command you to appear before me!
**[12:37] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[12:43] ---**
"Mikan" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 17" "Height: 172cm"
**[12:48] ---**
"Yukikaze" "Race: Human" "Sex: Girlish
Boy" "Age: 16" "Height: 160cm"
**[13:16] ---**
"Genius Doctor" "Yu Kirino"
**[13:16] ---**
Have you called for me, Chief?
**[13:19] ---**
Yes, thank you for coming.
**[13:21] ---**
I'll come to wherever you are
if that's the Chief's command.
**[13:26] ---**
By the way, is this a new Game arena?
**[13:31] ---**
She's talking! And acting by her own will!
**[13:36] ---**
To think I'd see one of my characters
come to life right in front of me...
**[13:40] ---**
Um, Chief?
**[13:42] ---**
Ahem! I wonder how I should
start this explanation...
**[13:47] ---**
First of all, this isn't the Great Empire.
**[13:49] ---**
Wow, this bath isn't half bad!
**[13:53] ---**
I'm glad that you like it, Sister Luna.
**[13:56] ---**
I sure do! Now I want the whole house!
**[13:59] ---**
Hey, can you help me convince him
to give me this place as a present?
**[14:05] ---**
I-I guess so.
**[14:07] ---**
I'm not sure what Demon Lord will
have to say about it, but I can ask...
**[14:12] ---**
Yay! Please do, Aku!
**[14:15] ---**
Sister Luna!
**[14:21] ---**
From what you've told me,
it sounds like a forced positioning attack.
**[14:26] ---**
I see... It explains this scenery too.
**[14:30] ---**
I believe it's different than
the world we're from.
**[14:33] ---**
I'm glad you've caught on so quick.
**[14:36] ---**
So, about how to proceed...
**[14:38] ---**
Chief. Regardless of the situation,
I believe the Nightless City is needed.
**[14:44] ---**
"Nightless City"
**[14:44] ---**
Nightless City.
**[14:46] ---**
Houses the greatest technology
in the Great Empire...
**[14:49] ---**
...and is the final area of *Infinity Game*.
**[14:53] ---**
But if we erect such a huge modern
fortress in a fantasy world like this,
**[14:58] ---**
it'll be seen as the "Demon Lord's Castle."
**[15:01] ---**
Chief. Don't you think we
were brought here for a reason?
**[15:06] ---**
We had to have been brought here for a reason.
**[15:09] ---**
I thought as much.
**[15:11] ---**
Hmm?
**[15:13] ---**
I think it's clear to the both of us
what we're supposed to do here.
**[15:17] ---**
But getting there is a long way off.
**[15:20] ---**
A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single step.
**[15:23] ---**
That's the chief for you.
You try to enjoy even a situation like this.
**[15:28] ---**
I'm of the belief that there's
enjoyment to be found in everything.
**[15:33] ---**
What will we be doing as
our first step then, Chief?
**[15:37] ---**
I'm planning to upgrade
the base to a field hospital.
**[15:44] ---**
All the wishes I've ever had
end up being granted by you, Chief.
**[15:48] ---**
It's only natural. The wishes of my
cute underling are the same as my own.
**[15:54] ---**
I appreciate it.
**[15:56] ---**
Speaking of the hospital, I forbid you to kill.
**[16:00] ---**
We need to learn more before anything else.
**[16:03] ---**
Yes. We cannot proceed while knowing so little.
**[16:06] ---**
Learning more is of vital importance.
**[16:09] ---**
For now, I'll tell you all
the information I know.
**[16:13] ---**
Yu is much smarter than I am, without a doubt.
**[16:16] ---**
She was designed as a genius doctor.
Not to mention a mad sadist.
**[16:21] ---**
I can't even comprehend her.
**[16:25] ---**
I'll need to be very careful not to slip up.
**[16:34] ---**
Wh-What a beautiful person!
**[16:37] ---**
I-Is she your lover? Where did she come from?
**[16:42] ---**
This is an aide of mine I summoned.
Get along with her.
**[16:46] ---**
My name is Aku!
**[16:48] ---**
I'm the Kingdom of Holy Light's
third Holy Maiden, Luna.
**[16:52] ---**
And don't you forget it.
**[16:54] ---**
Nice to meet you, Aku. Holy Maiden Luna.
**[16:57] ---**
Could I get you to take a look at Aku's leg?
**[17:04] ---**
All right, Aku. Could you relax for me?
**[17:07] ---**
O-Okay.
**[17:11] ---**
"Hand of God"
**[17:12] ---**
Atta girl.
**[17:14] ---**
U-Um, that hand of yours...
**[17:17] ---**
Don't you worry, Aku.
**[17:19] ---**
J-Just the tip. It's just the tip, so...
**[17:23] ---**
Your breathing is heavy and scary!
**[17:25] ---**
Aku, think you could dress
as a boy once we're done here?
**[17:30] ---**
Yu, we don't have time to play around.
**[17:32] ---**
My apologies.
**[17:35] ---**
This will only sting a little bit, Aku.
**[17:43] ---**
H-Hey, Demon Lord! Are you sure she'll be okay?
**[17:46] ---**
There's nothing to worry about.
Trust me and my underlings.
**[17:50] ---**
I haven't trusted you a single time so far!
**[18:00] ---**
There. We're all done.
**[18:02] ---**
I cleaned up your scar too.
You're a girl, after all.
**[18:06] ---**
Mmm, you're finished? Aku, can you stand?
**[18:10] ---**
S-Sure.
**[18:22] ---**
It doesn't hurt!
**[18:25] ---**
I can walk! On my legs!
**[18:30] ---**
Demon Lord!
**[18:34] ---**
Um, I... Am I not walking weird anymore?
**[18:38] ---**
No, you're walking perfectly normal.
**[18:44] ---**
Miss Yu, thank you so much!
**[18:47] ---**
Of course, but thank the chief.
**[18:50] ---**
Is it a good idea to have her
practice walking around some?
**[18:54] ---**
We'll be back. Go on inside.
**[18:57] ---**
Understood, Chief.
**[19:02] ---**
Don't horse around too much.
**[19:11] ---**
Demon Lord, I can run now!
**[19:13] ---**
Didn't I tell you?
Nothing's impossible for the Great Empire.
**[19:17] ---**
This is like a dream!
To think I can walk like normal now...
**[19:23] ---**
It's no dream.
**[19:26] ---**
You'll be able to walk normally
and live a normal life now.
**[19:31] ---**
Um, could you pinch my cheek, please?
**[19:36] ---**
Again with the classic lines...
**[19:43] ---**
Well, uh...
**[19:45] ---**
Um, I'm happy for you.
**[19:50] ---**
Demon Lord, can we walk around a little longer?
**[19:57] ---**
Now you don't have to let me
ride on your back anymore.
**[20:01] ---**
I can always give you a lift when you're tired.
**[20:05] ---**
Promise you'll never leave me?
**[20:09] ---**
You should save that line for the future
when you meet a guy you like.
**[20:15] ---**
But I already...
**[20:17] ---**
...decided on you.
**[20:21] ---**
We're back!
**[20:24] ---**
How was your leg, Aku? Did the pervert
Demon Lord do anything to you?
**[20:29] ---**
You can be so rude... In a way, I'm impressed.
**[20:36] ---**
Yu, you did an excellent job.
I was right to have picked you.
**[20:43] ---**
What is this feeling?
**[20:45] ---**
My body... My heart... My cells...
**[20:50] ---**
I'm trembling with bliss all the way
to the tips of my hair...
**[20:54] ---**
It's like an all-powerful creator has
finally acknowledged my presence...
**[21:01] ---**
An overwhelming sense of
euphoria enveloping my body...
**[21:06] ---**
I'll be needing your support from
here on out. I'm counting on you.
**[21:10] ---**
R-Right!
**[21:14] ---**
Why? Being praised like this...
Being needed like this...
**[21:19] ---**
Why does it make me so happy?
**[21:22] ---**
I feel differently than how I've always felt.
**[21:25] ---**
And the chief is different
than he used to be too!
**[21:29] ---**
I want to know more!
About these feelings... and the chief!
**[21:36] ---**
"Learned Survival Skill: 'Heroine!!'"
**[21:53] ---**
*I wish I could go back*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Today, I walked hand-in-hand with Aku.
**[23:15] ---**
At the start of all this, I was upset
at being pulled into a world like this.
**[23:21] ---**
But just by being able to mend Aku's leg,
**[23:24] ---**
it might've been worth
coming to this world after all.
**[23:31] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 5. Merciless Invasion.
**[23:36] ---**
Merciless Invasion
# E5 - Merciless Invasion
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQX8WW/merciless-invasion)
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**[00:07] ---**
Demon Lord, huh?
Would you say he's a hunk or what?
**[00:11] ---**
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
**[00:11] ---**
You wouldn't believe how snazzy he was.
**[00:14] ---**
I wish he'd just fill the holes
in my heart and my butt!
**[00:18] ---**
"Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
**[00:20] ---**
You never change, Yukikaze!
**[00:23] ---**
Grab a guy by the balls and he can be yours!
**[00:26] ---**
Yukikaze! Don't forget he's the Demon Lord!
**[00:26] ---**
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
**[00:29] ---**
Don't you know what that means?
**[00:31] ---**
And aren't you a guy in the first place?
**[00:35] ---**
You know nothing, Mikan.
Girlish boys can get pregnant too.
**[00:39] ---**
Do you got alcohol in that
milk of yours or something?
**[00:44] ---**
The point being, there were like
300 Sandwolves there, you know!
**[00:48] ---**
And he scorched the whole pack
in less than a second!
**[00:53] ---**
A person like him invites disaster.
**[01:00] ---**
Mikan, did you already forget
that old man saved your life?
**[01:07] ---**
Well, that's true, but...
**[01:10] ---**
I'll pay him back with my body!
**[01:12] ---**
Do as you please, but I want no part of it!
**[01:15] ---**
Good grief, my head hurts.
Iei, bring me more ale!
**[01:19] ---**
Sure thing!
**[01:20] ---**
And I want more of that white and creamy stuff!
**[01:28] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:36] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:39] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:42] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:46] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:51] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:58] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:05] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:11] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:21] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:24] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:27] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:31] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:34] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:38] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:41] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:44] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:48] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:50] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:56] ---**
Walking... You had Hades
and accomplished so little?
**[03:00] ---**
You're good at giving orders,
but still a coward when it comes down to it.
**[03:05] ---**
That Dragonkin possessed powers out of the ordinary.
**[03:05] ---**
"Satanist" "Walking"
**[03:09] ---**
That's all.
**[03:10] ---**
The appearance of this Demon Lord
concerns me more than the Dragonkin.
**[03:14] ---**
"Satanist Founder" "Utopia"
**[03:17] ---**
Lord Utopia...
**[03:19] ---**
Although we revived the Demon King,
**[03:22] ---**
I've heard rumors he was
killed by this Demon Lord.
**[03:28] ---**
In any case, it seems Hades needs
even more sacrifices and power.
**[03:35] ---**
We'll destroy the Holy Capital...
**[03:37] ---**
...by letting Hades consume
both the good and the bad.
**[03:54] ---**
That fool, Greole...
**[04:00] ---**
How could he stumble on such a small pebble?
**[04:03] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[04:06] ---**
"Merciless Invasion"
**[04:21] ---**
Oh? What's that village?
**[04:24] ---**
It seems like a pretty dead place to me...
**[04:31] ---**
That's my village.
**[04:33] ---**
Huh?
**[04:34] ---**
I'm saying that's my territory!
**[04:34] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[04:41] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[04:50] ---**
It looks rather run down, but...
You're fine with that?
**[04:54] ---**
I have no interest in running a territory.
**[04:57] ---**
Besides, someone they sent
from the church is overseeing it,
**[05:01] ---**
so it's none of my business anyways.
**[05:03] ---**
I see... Luna's just treated as
someone who can rally support.
**[05:08] ---**
She might be good at magic,
but she'd be awful running a territory.
**[05:13] ---**
Someone like her would raise taxes
like crazy and cause a revolt for sure.
**[05:19] ---**
I imagine she'd get herself spanked
in the stockades in no time at all.
**[05:25] ---**
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
**[05:29] ---**
They probably shoved this land
on Luna to keep her away from
**[05:32] ---**
productive land and their
own interests elsewhere.
**[05:37] ---**
Message.
**[05:38] ---**
"Message"
**[05:40] ---**
Yu, I think the church is manipulating
Luna like a puppet. What do you think?
**[05:47] ---**
I agree.
**[05:49] ---**
The nobility and church brass are
probably taking advantage of her
**[05:53] ---**
by dumping the most problematic land on her.
**[05:57] ---**
Mmm... In which case, they can't
complain if we take this rejected land.
**[06:02] ---**
You plan to use this village?
**[06:04] ---**
Since it's Holy Maiden territory,
no one should interfere. It's convenient.
**[06:18] ---**
Luna, I want to borrow a corner of the village.
**[06:22] ---**
Huh?
**[06:23] ---**
Demon Lord? What are you planning to do here?
**[06:26] ---**
Not much. Just thinking about
running a doctor's office here.
**[06:31] ---**
Oh, with Miss Yu!
**[06:33] ---**
If Miss Yu works as a doctor,
people from the whole kingdom will come!
**[06:38] ---**
Mmm.
**[06:42] ---**
Chief, how about around this area?
**[06:46] ---**
It's a little cramped.
**[06:48] ---**
I was thinking about building
a hot spring resort next to it.
**[06:53] ---**
A hot spring? That sure sounds lovely.
**[06:57] ---**
It's hard to find someone who hates hot springs.
**[07:01] ---**
I could rake in double the income
with a hospital and hot springs together.
**[07:02] ---**
"Hospital"
**[07:07] ---**
I could even sell soap as a package
deal and have a nice little business!
**[07:15] ---**
W-Well, if it isn't Miss Luna.
It's so nice of you to come.
**[07:20] ---**
Ah! It's the man on the wanted posters!
**[07:24] ---**
Yup! He's the Demon Lord!
And I'm making him cooperate with me!
**[07:31] ---**
I take it you're the one
appointed by the church?
**[07:35] ---**
From now on, Luna and I
will be taking care of this village.
**[07:40] ---**
Go back to the church
or whatever and pass on the news.
**[07:44] ---**
B-But... shouldn't we discuss this
with my superiors first?
**[07:50] ---**
Superiors? I don't understand your logic.
**[07:54] ---**
Luna is the lord of this territory
and wishes to run things her own way.
**[08:00] ---**
Are you suggesting the church
and your questionable superiors...
**[08:04] ---**
...are actually the true lords
of this territory and village?
**[08:08] ---**
N-No, not at all!
**[08:11] ---**
The village belongs to Miss Luna, of course!
**[08:15] ---**
I believe you've answered
your own question then.
**[08:18] ---**
Now run along and do as I said.
**[08:21] ---**
Hiyah!
**[08:24] ---**
You can be a surprisingly smooth
talker when it comes down to it.
**[08:33] ---**
Don't you worry.
**[08:35] ---**
If you just leave things to me,
I'll help the village get back on its feet.
**[08:39] ---**
Um, will my allowance go up then?
**[08:44] ---**
Of course. I promise.
**[08:52] ---**
Kyon, how are the carrots over there?
**[08:52] ---**
"Momo"
**[08:55] ---**
Not good. They're too thin to sell for much.
**[08:55] ---**
"Kyon"
**[08:58] ---**
What about you, Momo?
**[09:03] ---**
It's bad here too.
**[09:05] ---**
We'll have to go buy more Water Crystals.
**[09:08] ---**
But everything's so pricey lately.
Earth Crystals too.
**[09:13] ---**
The soil's so poor that without Crystals,
we'll never be able to grow carrots.
**[09:18] ---**
No one can grow them but us,
so we can sell at a good price, but...
**[09:23] ---**
To think it's going to take so many Crystals...
**[09:27] ---**
We've got some rabbit-eared people here...
**[09:30] ---**
They're actually a race called Bunnies.
**[09:32] ---**
They say that long ago,
the Cherub loved and adored them.
**[09:37] ---**
There's not many of them,
but they've all gathered here to live.
**[09:41] ---**
Adored, huh?
**[09:43] ---**
It's almost like they're being quarantined here.
**[09:47] ---**
Because the Kingdom of Holy Light
kinda hates all races except humans...
**[09:53] ---**
Mmm.
**[09:54] ---**
Eep! Wh-What did you do that for?!
**[09:57] ---**
Hmph. For no reason, really.
**[10:00] ---**
Just thought it might cheer you up.
**[10:02] ---**
You pervert! You just wanted
to touch my cute butt, didn't you?!
**[10:07] ---**
I'm right, aren't I?! Admit I'm right!
**[10:09] ---**
Wait till bed for your fantasies.
**[10:12] ---**
I'd actually like to hear what
the Bunnies have to say.
**[10:15] ---**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[10:18] ---**
Now you're sick of my butt and you're
going after the Bunnies' butts next?!
**[10:22] ---**
You big demon pervert lord!
**[10:26] ---**
"Zero Kirisame" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: 180cm"
**[10:31] ---**
"Yu Kirino" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 22" "Height: 175cm"
**[10:38] ---**
I see... The water shortage
is causing you trouble.
**[10:42] ---**
Is there anything you can
do about it, Demon Lord?
**[10:45] ---**
You knew your vassals were in need,
and yet you didn't help them?
**[10:50] ---**
Some kind of Holy Maiden you are.
**[10:52] ---**
I-It's not my fault.
**[10:54] ---**
I was taught to keep my hand
out of such worldly issues.
**[10:59] ---**
So, you said your name was Kyon?
Is there a water well in this village?
**[11:04] ---**
Th-There is, hop!
**[11:07] ---**
Hop?
**[11:08] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop--
**[11:11] ---**
I have to ask, but what's with
that special sentence ending?
**[11:15] ---**
H-Humans get pretty disappointed
unless we finish with that, hop!
**[11:21] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop! Bunny--
**[11:21] ---**
Could you please talk to me like normal?
**[11:24] ---**
Did you say your name was Momo?
You can speak normally too.
**[11:29] ---**
Got it, bunny.
**[11:31] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop, bunny bunny!
**[11:31] ---**
You don't get it at all!
**[11:33] ---**
What the hell's wrong with these people?!
**[11:36] ---**
The water well is this way... hop!
**[11:39] ---**
Argh, just hurry up and guide us there already.
**[11:49] ---**
What kind of shape is the well in, Yu?
**[11:52] ---**
Chief... The underground water vein
is completely exhausted,
**[11:57] ---**
and it's likely that digging deeper
will be a wasted effort.
**[12:01] ---**
Hmm, I see.
**[12:04] ---**
But we don't have the budget
to buy more Water Crystals, bunny.
**[12:08] ---**
We're in trouble, hop.
**[12:10] ---**
I just know he's going
to do something crazy again...
**[12:13] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[12:18] ---**
A Pulley Wheel is a low-level item,
so it's only 5 Skill Points.
**[12:18] ---**
"Pulley Wheel"
**[12:23] ---**
In *Infinity Game*, plastic bottles
of water are the primary recovery item.
**[12:29] ---**
In areas with water wells,
you could use a Pulley Wheel to get water.
**[12:35] ---**
I've got 265 skill points left over...
**[12:35] ---**
"Pulley Wheel"
**[12:37] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[12:38] ---**
Even if I make a field hospital and hot springs,
I'll still have some left over.
**[12:45] ---**
Shall we get started, then?
**[12:48] ---**
Low-Level Item Creation.
**[12:52] ---**
Pulley Wheel.
**[13:02] ---**
I-I'm scared, hop!
**[13:04] ---**
Wh-What was that, bunny?
**[13:06] ---**
H-Hey! Where do you get that stuff from?
**[13:11] ---**
I suppose you could say from
a fragment of my intelligence.
**[13:16] ---**
And? What's that supposed to be?
**[13:18] ---**
We should probably get this thing attached, then.
**[13:21] ---**
I'll help, Chief.
**[13:25] ---**
If the well's exhausted, I think it's
pointless to add a Pulley Wheel, hop.
**[13:31] ---**
It's okay. You can trust that
Demon Lord knows what he's doing.
**[13:36] ---**
Using this Pulley Wheel of mine
will produce water every time.
**[13:40] ---**
The state of the well doesn't matter.
**[13:43] ---**
I don't understand what you're saying, bunny.
**[13:46] ---**
It's your speech patterns
that I don't understand.
**[13:51] ---**
What the heck is he doing?
**[13:53] ---**
Aku, could you bring up some well water?
**[13:56] ---**
Sure, I'll give it a shot!
**[13:59] ---**
By twisting this wheel,
even Aku can draw water with ease.
**[14:04] ---**
I just have to turn it this way, right?
**[14:08] ---**
You can't draw water from a dry well!
**[14:13] ---**
It's water!
**[14:16] ---**
Huh?!
**[14:19] ---**
H-Hey! What's the meaning of this, Demon Lord?!
**[14:22] ---**
Just like Demon Lord said,
it's a cinch for me to fetch water!
**[14:27] ---**
Momo, look! There's tons of water!
**[14:30] ---**
You're kidding! How is that possible?!
**[14:33] ---**
You guys can talk normal after all!
**[14:39] ---**
As I thought, it's regular water.
**[14:41] ---**
I'd have to rethink my plan if it
was water that recovered HP, but...
**[14:47] ---**
Then again, if Water Crystals
are valuable enough to be sold,
**[14:51] ---**
it wouldn't be a good idea
to let this go public.
**[14:54] ---**
Hey, explain already.
**[14:56] ---**
How come adding the Pulley Wheel
made it so water comes out?
**[15:00] ---**
This is a magic Pulley Wheel from my homeland.
**[15:03] ---**
As you can see, it can draw water
from even dried-up wells.
**[15:07] ---**
I believe you all understand
how valuable an item this is?
**[15:15] ---**
It's not out of the question
for a war to start over this thing.
**[15:21] ---**
But really, it's just a low-level item, though...
**[15:25] ---**
We'll keep it a secret
in this village forever, hop!
**[15:29] ---**
Thank you so much!
Now we can grow healthy carrots, bunny!
**[15:33] ---**
They've got to be saying it on purpose!
**[15:36] ---**
Oh, well. The next thing
you need for farming is...
**[15:40] ---**
Mid-Level Item Creation.
**[15:45] ---**
"Fertilizer"
**[15:45] ---**
Fertilizer.
**[15:47] ---**
You can use this fertilizer.
I'm counting on you to put it to good use.
**[15:53] ---**
Momo! This fertilizer is amazing!
**[15:56] ---**
Incredible! It's overflowing with blessed power!
**[15:59] ---**
Well, this should lighten up
the mood in the village a bit.
**[16:02] ---**
Woohoo!
**[16:03] ---**
We can build up the village, but no one
will visit if the mood here is bleak.
**[16:05] ---**
Hurray!
**[16:06] ---**
This is great!
**[16:09] ---**
Just like that tea bowl, it's wild to think
trash items can be so valuable here.
**[16:15] ---**
It's unbelievable...
**[16:21] ---**
Y-You know, I guess you
have some good in you too.
**[16:27] ---**
Don't be stupid. I don't do things
out of the goodness of my heart.
**[16:31] ---**
Everything I do is for a reason.
**[16:34] ---**
And what's your reason now?
**[16:36] ---**
Y-You want to do nasty things to the Bunnies?!
**[16:40] ---**
Are you dumb? Somebody has to
operate the hospital and hot springs.
**[16:46] ---**
I'm planning to have the
Bunnies work there for me.
**[16:49] ---**
Like this...
**[16:52] ---**
Hmm? If it helps my village develop
**[16:55] ---**
and raises my allowance,
I've got no complaints.
**[16:58] ---**
Hmph... This is just the start of it.
**[17:01] ---**
The rest we'll leave for after the capital.
**[17:05] ---**
You better treat me to
lots of stuff when we're there!
**[17:08] ---**
We'll do lots of clothes shopping!
**[17:10] ---**
Why do I have get dragged
into clothes shopping with you?
**[17:21] ---**
"Head Noble" "Dona Dona"
**[17:21] ---**
My goodness. Miss Luna is taking
over the church-run territory
**[17:26] ---**
and wants to run it on her own now?
**[17:29] ---**
"Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts"
**[17:30] ---**
We should be pleased.
**[17:33] ---**
But I'm worried about her.
**[17:35] ---**
I fear she's being deceived by
the one calling himself Demon Lord.
**[17:35] ---**
"Eldest Holy Maiden"
"Angel White"
**[17:41] ---**
Do not worry. If that man bothers you so much,
**[17:45] ---**
I can always discipline him myself.
**[17:50] ---**
This is someone whom Miss Luna trusts.
**[17:52] ---**
We should not be interfering with them.
**[17:56] ---**
Hmph! Isn't his face already plastered
on wanted posters around the city?
**[18:01] ---**
Dona, that's because the man
has caused actual damage.
**[18:06] ---**
You wish to punish someone
Miss Luna trusts because of a rumor.
**[18:10] ---**
Blitzo reported one of his remote
villages was burnt to a crisp!
**[18:15] ---**
Didn't he completely demolish
Miss Luna's escort in the first place?!
**[18:21] ---**
According to the reports I've received,
**[18:24] ---**
only a single house in the village was burned.
**[18:27] ---**
I think perhaps Blitzo
has exaggerated the incident.
**[18:32] ---**
Arts! Are you saying you
don't trust the word of a noble?
**[18:37] ---**
I judge not by status, but by if
they're a person to be trusted or not.
**[18:42] ---**
And as far as I'm concerned,
**[18:44] ---**
I believe the reports of my trusty
subordinates over what Blitzo says.
**[18:50] ---**
It's rare for her to act upon
something by her own will.
**[18:54] ---**
For the time being,
I believe we should wait and see.
**[18:57] ---**
If that's how the Holy Maiden
wishes to proceed...
**[19:02] ---**
As you wish.
**[19:09] ---**
What an insufferable fellow.
**[19:13] ---**
I hate him!
**[19:24] ---**
I heard you had a rough time
the other day. I'm glad you're okay.
**[19:28] ---**
"Deranged Holy Maiden"
"Killer Queen"
**[19:30] ---**
You ran into Luna in the city of Yahoo, right?
**[19:33] ---**
Was she doing all right?
**[19:35] ---**
I heard she was traveling together
with this man calling himself Demon Lord,
**[19:40] ---**
so I'm worried sick about her.
**[19:43] ---**
They said there was a Dragonkin
in the report as well...
**[19:48] ---**
I'm in love...
**[19:50] ---**
Huh?
**[19:51] ---**
I think I'm in love... with that man.
**[20:07] ---**
I can still remember how cool he was.
**[20:11] ---**
W-Wait, hold up... What are you saying?
**[20:14] ---**
Are you talking about that rumored Dragonkin?
**[20:18] ---**
His incredible speed and fighting spirit...
**[20:21] ---**
His shock wave that embodied
the form of a dragon!
**[20:24] ---**
Um, Queen? Don't you find it hard
to believe there was a Dragonkin there?
**[20:29] ---**
Let alone one who embodies a dragon with--
**[20:33] ---**
You only say that nonsense
because you didn't see him!
**[20:37] ---**
His fists! His figure!
**[20:41] ---**
His magnificent looks! His cool lines!
**[20:45] ---**
C-Calm down.
**[20:48] ---**
You gutless worms are a thousand
years too early to face the dragon.
**[20:53] ---**
Huh?
**[20:59] ---**
He's way too cool!
**[21:01] ---**
Huh?
**[21:03] ---**
I'm rude and pick fights and have a bad mouth,
**[21:06] ---**
but he was worried for me as a woman!
Zero Kirisame!
**[21:11] ---**
I've gotta hurry and find Mr. Zero!
**[21:14] ---**
Ah, I wanna bury my face in his clothes!
**[21:18] ---**
I bet he smells so good!
**[21:20] ---**
Huh?
**[21:22] ---**
I need you, Mr. Zero!
**[21:22] ---**
Wh-What's going on with these people?
**[21:25] ---**
Queen and Luna are acting so weird!
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Demon Lord, that Pulley Wheel is amazing, hop!
**[23:14] ---**
Nothing's impossible for the Great... Hmm?
**[23:18] ---**
Good grief. How can water
come out of a dry well, bunny?!
**[23:22] ---**
Hey!
**[23:23] ---**
Chief, I've been wondering...
**[23:25] ---**
Do those Bunnies have human
ears as well as rabbit ears?
**[23:30] ---**
Hop... hop... hop... hop!
**[23:32] ---**
Not you too!
**[23:33] ---**
P-Phew, just a dream...
**[23:36] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 6. Turmoil in the Capital.
**[23:36] ---**
"Turmoil in the Capital"
# E6 - Turmoil in the Capital
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4EGV5/turmoil-in-the-capital)
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**[00:02] ---**
"Bar" "Noma Noma"
**[00:09] ---**
Organ, do you think it's really true
that a Dragonkin showed up in Yahoo?
**[00:14] ---**
"No" is what I'd like to say,
but there are never any guarantees in this world.
**[00:20] ---**
It sounds like such a fairy tale, doesn't it?
**[00:23] ---**
A Dragonkin taking a stand against evil...
***SIGN*** "Chunibyo" "S-Rank Adventurer" "Mink"
**[00:26] ---**
If there really was one,
**[00:26] ---**
"Devilkin S-Rank Adventurer"
"Organ"
**[00:27] ---**
the Beast Kingdom would be all over it, though.
**[00:31] ---**
Maybe he's a wild Dragonkin or something?
**[00:34] ---**
Don't be absurd.
**[00:36] ---**
The union of Human and Dragon is celebrated,
**[00:39] ---**
yet the offspring of Human and
Demon is detested and prosecuted.
**[00:43] ---**
What an illogical and ridiculous world.
**[00:48] ---**
"Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
**[00:48] ---**
The Dragonkin is great and all, Mink...
**[00:51] ---**
But I recommend this one.
**[00:56] ---**
This man is apparently
calling himself Demon Lord.
**[01:00] ---**
If you hang around him, you never
know what sort of fun you'll get into.
**[01:05] ---**
Oho?
**[01:10] ---**
I feel the waves of destiny gushing within me!
**[01:13] ---**
My right eye is throbbing!
I see it! I see it all!
**[01:17] ---**
By the hands of that man,
the future of our world will plunge into chaos!
**[01:22] ---**
Organ, let's perform a blood oath right here.
**[01:25] ---**
The coming chaos is darker
than the deepest shadow!
**[01:29] ---**
You're a Priest, you know.
What are you talking about?
**[01:35] ---**
If I'm not mistaken,
**[01:36] ---**
"Mikan"
**[01:37] ---**
isn't that the S-Rank adventurers, Mink and Organ?
**[01:40] ---**
Demon Lord may be out of our league,
**[01:43] ---**
but they might be able to handle him.
**[01:44] ---**
"Yukikaze"
**[01:46] ---**
The old man is mine and mine only.
**[01:49] ---**
No one else lays hands on him! No one!
**[01:56] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:04] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:07] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:11] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:14] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:19] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:26] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:33] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:39] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:49] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:52] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:55] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:59] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[03:02] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[03:06] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[03:09] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[03:12] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[03:16] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[03:18] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[03:22] ---**
"Turmoil in the Capital"
**[03:28] ---**
"Upscale Bar" "Artemis"
**[03:40] ---**
This place is quite impressive.
**[03:44] ---**
Right? This is one of my
favorite places to come to.
**[03:48] ---**
Welcome, Miss Luna. Thank you for coming again.
**[03:52] ---**
It's always a pleasure to have you.
**[03:54] ---**
Thank you.
**[03:56] ---**
But today we came to celebrate
a special occasion for one of my friends.
**[04:00] ---**
Please keep that in mind.
**[04:04] ---**
Understood.
**[04:08] ---**
Let us start with a toast and raise our glasses
**[04:08] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[04:12] ---**
to Aku's leg being healed.
**[04:14] ---**
Cheers!
**[04:16] ---**
Aku, congratulations.
**[04:18] ---**
Congratulations, Aku.
**[04:20] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[04:26] ---**
You're the star for today.
**[04:28] ---**
Forget about manners
and eat as much as you'd like.
**[04:32] ---**
Okay!
**[04:48] ---**
I guess we should stick
to more casual places to eat.
**[04:54] ---**
If this is a celebration,
it's about time I make it seem like one...
**[04:59] ---**
Excuse me. Could you do me a favor?
**[05:03] ---**
Certainly. Anything.
**[05:05] ---**
I'd like someone to bring this over to my table.
**[05:11] ---**
Wh-Whoa!
**[05:13] ---**
Item Construct!
**[05:26] ---**
Aku, this is a present from me.
**[05:30] ---**
"Strawberry Tart"
**[05:32] ---**
Wow! Demon Lord, is this candy?!
**[05:35] ---**
It looks so incredibly cute!
**[05:38] ---**
Yu, slice this up for us.
**[05:40] ---**
Sure thing, Chief.
**[05:52] ---**
It's sweet, delicious, and cute!
**[05:55] ---**
Ah, so yummy! It melts in my mouth!
**[05:59] ---**
This must be what happiness tastes like, Chief.
**[06:06] ---**
You look like you're having
a grand old time, Luna.
**[06:11] ---**
Hmm? Madam?
**[06:17] ---**
What's the deal with this super-rich lady?!
**[06:20] ---**
Her whole body is sparkling!
**[06:22] ---**
I'm sorry for interrupting when
you're all enjoying yourselves so much.
**[06:27] ---**
Greetings, Madam. I'm afraid I don't know you.
**[06:30] ---**
My name is Hakuto Kunai.
**[06:33] ---**
"Big Shot of High Society"
"Shrimpfry Butterfly"
**[06:33] ---**
Dear me, I haven't introduced myself yet.
**[06:36] ---**
I'm Shrimpfry Butterfly.
**[06:39] ---**
Is she some one gag comedian?!
**[06:41] ---**
Madam, would you care to sit down and join us?
**[06:45] ---**
H-Hey now, Demon Lord!
**[06:47] ---**
Oh, my. For the rumored Demon Lord
to personally invite me. How exciting!
**[06:54] ---**
She knows about me and yet still came to talk?
**[06:58] ---**
Must be one shrewd woman.
**[07:00] ---**
Luna, who is this Madam?
**[07:00] ---**
"Message"
**[07:03] ---**
Huh?! Now I'm hearing
his repulsive voice in my head...
**[07:07] ---**
That "repulsive" was cruel, but just answer me.
**[07:11] ---**
What's the matter, Luna?
**[07:13] ---**
Um, nothing at all! Nothing at all...
**[07:16] ---**
You can't tell it's a skill of mine
to talk in secret without being heard?
**[07:21] ---**
You don't think I knew that? Sheesh!
**[07:24] ---**
Madam is the center figure
for all the wives of nobility.
**[07:27] ---**
She has tons of connections
and is hugely influential among nobles.
**[07:32] ---**
I see... Then she's like
the queen of high society?
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah, right. She'd be dangerous
to have as an enemy.
**[07:39] ---**
I've got a good idea.
**[07:41] ---**
If I somehow gain her trust,
that means she'll become an unbeatable ally.
**[07:50] ---**
Madam, we've come here tonight
to congratulate Aku on her injury healing.
**[07:56] ---**
If you wouldn't mind,
perhaps you could say something too?
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, my, is that so? Congratulations, Aku.
**[08:04] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[08:07] ---**
By the way, is this your
first time in the city, Aku?
**[08:10] ---**
Y-Yes, that's right.
**[08:13] ---**
Everything I see here
is so pretty, I can't believe it!
**[08:17] ---**
Really? You're such a cute and honest little one.
**[08:21] ---**
I-I'm not...
**[08:23] ---**
Yeah, isn't she?
I'm proud to have her as a friend!
**[08:27] ---**
Y-You're too much...
**[08:29] ---**
And what do you think of the city,
Mr. Demon Lord?
**[08:32] ---**
It's truly spectacular.
**[08:35] ---**
It's very authentic and easy to admire.
**[08:37] ---**
Compared to the impoverished
lands I passed by during my travels,
**[08:41] ---**
the Holy Capital's prosperity
is an astonishment to behold.
**[08:46] ---**
You're absolutely correct.
**[08:48] ---**
It's not unusual to compare the lands
of the kingdom to Heaven and Hell.
**[08:55] ---**
That couldn't be any closer to the truth.
**[08:58] ---**
However, I do know a method
in which that problem could be solved.
**[09:05] ---**
I would love to hear your wisdom
on the matter, Mr. Demon Lord.
**[09:12] ---**
It's rather simple, actually.
**[09:15] ---**
By transforming every last land into Heaven,
**[09:18] ---**
there will simply be no more problems.
It's that easy.
**[09:22] ---**
Th-This seems like a rather
large-scale proposition of yours.
**[09:26] ---**
If I sat at the top of the kingdom,
it could be done in a few mere years.
**[09:32] ---**
My...
**[09:33] ---**
But instead of these boring
problems of the country,
**[09:36] ---**
I have a different "Heaven"
I'd like to introduce you to.
**[09:43] ---**
That sounds very intriguing.
**[09:45] ---**
And what is this "Heaven" of yours?
**[09:48] ---**
It's this right here.
**[09:52] ---**
Soap?
**[09:54] ---**
Oh! That soap is the best thing ever!
**[09:57] ---**
It washes away dirt like magic
and leaves your skin sparkling!
**[10:01] ---**
Magic... Sparkling, huh?
**[10:06] ---**
Nice assist, Luna!
**[10:11] ---**
Indeed, the skin of all these
ladies here sure is dazzling...
**[10:18] ---**
I urge you to give it a try tonight.
**[10:22] ---**
I think you'll be astonished
at how well it works.
**[10:25] ---**
I may just. Thank you for
the wonderful gift, Demon Lord.
**[10:30] ---**
Oh, please. There's no need
to thank me over such a trivial thing.
**[10:35] ---**
But I am planning to open a hot spring
in the village of Rabby sometime soon.
**[10:39] ---**
It's a place where your skin--
your entirety will be revived!
**[10:44] ---**
Revived, you say?
Now those are some bold claims you make.
**[10:49] ---**
When it comes to ideas which I devise,
none are lies or falsehood.
**[10:54] ---**
Because every word that comes
out of my mouth, I make true.
**[10:59] ---**
It won't be just an ordinary bath, you see.
**[11:02] ---**
Carbon dioxide baths, vase baths, stone saunas,
**[11:05] ---**
electric baths, herbal baths, salt saunas...
**[11:07] ---**
...and so much more for guests to enjoy.
**[11:11] ---**
Not only will it help exhaustion,
stiff muscles, and cold sensitivity...
**[11:15] ---**
Your skin will feel years
younger when you're done!
**[11:18] ---**
P-Please! Please let me come and visit!
**[11:23] ---**
Luna, keep this a secret
from my little sister, Oysterfry.
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, Madam. You must not be getting
along with your sister as usual.
**[11:31] ---**
I'm in the same boat as you.
**[11:33] ---**
Sisters just have a hard time seeing eye to eye.
**[11:37] ---**
There's an Oysterfry too?!
Get along with your fry family!
**[11:52] ---**
I-It's a Satanist attack!
**[11:55] ---**
Satanists?
**[11:57] ---**
What are they doing here?!
**[11:58] ---**
I'm scared...
**[12:00] ---**
We've finally got a sideshow of clowns
to spice up this dinner banquet.
**[12:09] ---**
"Mink" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 20" "Height: 171cm"
**[12:14] ---**
"Organ" "Race: Devilkin" "Sex: Female"
"Age: ?" "Height: 155cm"
**[12:23] ---**
I see, it's a synchronized attack...
**[12:26] ---**
I guess they're not half bad.
**[12:29] ---**
Yu, stay here and protect all these people.
**[12:32] ---**
I'll go snuff out all the turmoil.
**[12:35] ---**
Understood, Chief.
**[12:37] ---**
H-Hold up! Don't decide that on your own!
**[12:40] ---**
I'm going with you!
**[12:42] ---**
Luna, it's quite possible that
you're the target of this attack.
**[12:46] ---**
There's no hope for me to protect you
if you're walking around the streets.
**[12:51] ---**
P-Protect me?!
**[12:52] ---**
I-It's not like I need you to protect me...
**[12:56] ---**
Will she be okay being this easy to read?
**[12:59] ---**
Aku, there's nothing to
worry about if you're with Yu.
**[13:02] ---**
Just try to enjoy the rest of your meal.
**[13:05] ---**
O-Okay.
**[13:07] ---**
B-But...
**[13:10] ---**
Will you be all right, Demon Lord?
**[13:14] ---**
She's like a daughter
worried about her father...
**[13:18] ---**
It's a sideshow. I'm just burning
off some calories after dinner.
**[13:23] ---**
You should return to your meal too, Madam.
**[13:25] ---**
I must say, you sure are a confident one...
**[13:29] ---**
Though, if I put it in your own words...
**[13:32] ---**
Is it because everything you say comes true?
**[13:35] ---**
That's exactly right.
**[13:38] ---**
It's unfortunate for these guys
that I happened to be here today.
**[13:44] ---**
"Message"
**[13:45] ---**
Yu... If we're to learn anything,
we need to be able to move easily.
**[13:50] ---**
So we avoid crude behavior
and improve our reputation?
**[13:53] ---**
It's great that you always catch on so quickly.
**[13:58] ---**
I'm counting on you, Yu.
**[14:01] ---**
O-Oday!
**[14:02] ---**
Hmm? Did she just stutter or something?
**[14:05] ---**
No way, it's Yu we're talking about...
**[14:10] ---**
Now then, I wonder where I should start?
**[14:27] ---**
They keep popping up no matter where I go...
**[14:30] ---**
If you want to meet a Demon Lord
so badly, I'll grant your wish.
**[14:36] ---**
Take this!
**[14:38] ---**
"Heavy Strike"
**[14:40] ---**
You asked for it!
**[14:42] ---**
"Whirlwind"
**[14:46] ---**
You damn, rotten adventurers!
**[14:48] ---**
Ice Slash!
**[14:48] ---**
"Ice Blade" "Ice Slash"
**[14:51] ---**
Thou shall become a frozen cold Mikan.
**[14:54] ---**
Snow Kiss!
**[14:54] ---**
"Sweetheart of Snow" "Snow Kiss"
**[14:57] ---**
Thanks for the save, Yukikaze.
**[14:59] ---**
V for Victory. Sweetheart of your mouth.
**[15:02] ---**
Grab them by the ocean's edge.
**[15:05] ---**
Ice Hand!
**[15:06] ---**
"Hand of Ice" "Ice Hand"
**[15:11] ---**
It's about time that we
broke the ice. Ice Splash!
**[15:16] ---**
"Ice Spears" "Ice Splash"
**[15:20] ---**
Don't falter! We outnumber them!
**[15:23] ---**
Keep up the attack for as long as we can!
**[15:28] ---**
This isn't looking good. What now, Yukikaze?
**[15:32] ---**
Dying a virgin was never part of my plan.
**[15:35] ---**
Impressive how unfazed you are
at a time like this.
**[15:38] ---**
And anyways, you're a guy, so--
**[15:45] ---**
That's a clown for you.
**[15:50] ---**
Would anyone else like to put on a good show?
**[15:53] ---**
Old man!
**[15:55] ---**
We meet again! He's so dreamy!
**[15:58] ---**
Demon Lord!
**[16:01] ---**
Demon Lord, is it? You dare stand in our way?!
**[16:06] ---**
Who do you think you're dealing with?
**[16:09] ---**
Kneel before me!
**[16:10] ---**
"Champion"
**[16:11] ---**
Champion!
**[16:13] ---**
What I do to trash like you...
**[16:16] ---**
"Enlightenment"
**[16:16] ---**
Enlightenment!
**[16:20] ---**
...is show you where you belong.
**[16:25] ---**
Pulverize!
**[16:29] ---**
"Pulverize"
**[16:34] ---**
The truth of the matter is,
I'm completely justified to be angry at you.
**[16:40] ---**
Though I'm a little grateful too.
**[16:43] ---**
I-I'm not gonna die like this!
**[16:48] ---**
May disaster befall... this cursed land!
**[16:53] ---**
Summon Devil!
**[17:08] ---**
Huh?
**[17:08] ---**
"Mid-Level Demon" "Carnival"
**[17:10] ---**
I got called here by a bunch
of puny humans? What gives?
**[17:14] ---**
Hey, Yukikaze. That's a Demon, right?
**[17:18] ---**
Yeah. The Satanists summoned
it in exchange for their lives.
**[17:22] ---**
It's not looking good.
**[17:24] ---**
Whatever. Looks like there's
a lot of tasty snacks to eat here.
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, boy! It's time to set the table
and let despair fill the air!
**[17:35] ---**
Killing Field!
**[17:35] ---**
"Imprisonment Area"
"Killing Field"
**[17:47] ---**
It sounds like the turmoil is getting worse.
**[17:50] ---**
And I'm getting chills out of nowhere...
**[17:53] ---**
I think that was Barrier Magic.
**[17:56] ---**
Meaning?
**[17:57] ---**
This whole area has been trapped and closed off.
**[18:01] ---**
We won't be able to escape unless he's defeated.
**[18:07] ---**
Yeah, that's right!
It's time, my little kittens!
**[18:11] ---**
Come play with Mr. Carnival of Hell!
**[18:14] ---**
Sing along with the sound of my music
with your wails, cries, and screams of--
**[18:27] ---**
Wh-Who's the damn vermin who did that to me?!
**[18:32] ---**
That filthy mouth suits you much better.
**[18:36] ---**
Was it you?! You shitty dirtbag!
**[18:39] ---**
What a disgrace.
You're a swine with an ugly face.
**[18:44] ---**
Your voice is putrid and your clothes hideous.
**[18:47] ---**
You seem as worthless as it gets,
but maybe you're good for a laugh at best.
**[18:54] ---**
I'll kill you!
**[19:02] ---**
I must admit, this is the second time
I've run into a Demon.
**[19:06] ---**
The last one unfortunately died all too fast.
**[19:06] ---**
"Survival Skill 'Fighting Spirit' activated"
"+10% to user's Offense and Defense"
**[19:10] ---**
"Combat Skill 'Strength Drain' activated"
"10% to target's Offense"
**[19:12] ---**
How do you think you'll fare?
**[19:15] ---**
For academic purposes,
**[19:15] ---**
"Combat Skill 'Overpower' activated"
"-10% to target's Defense"
**[19:18] ---**
I've decided to go all out this time.
**[19:20] ---**
"Combat Skill 'Peerless' activated"
"+30% to user's Offense and Defense"
**[19:25] ---**
You called yourself Carnival, huh?
Are you ready for this?
**[19:29] ---**
W-Wait, you wonderful monsieur!
I was wrong! I was--
**[19:33] ---**
Oops, I forgot something important...
**[19:36] ---**
Wh-Whatever that important thing is,
I'll help you with it!
**[19:40] ---**
I'll do whatever you like!
**[19:46] ---**
"Status change: 'Battle Ready'
"Stance change: 'Retaliation Stance'"
**[19:47] ---**
N-No! I don't wanna be killed
by a human in a place like this!
**[19:53] ---**
I'm sure you've done plenty of killing till now.
**[19:56] ---**
You should at least feel
what it's like to die for once.
**[20:24] ---**
What filthy fireworks.
**[20:30] ---**
This is you, right? Long live Demon Lord!
**[20:34] ---**
Demon Lord, you're something else!
**[20:36] ---**
Mister, let me buy you a drink!
**[20:38] ---**
Well, when you're as good as me,
that much is nothing.
**[20:44] ---**
Old man!
**[20:46] ---**
You've saved me two times now,
and I want to pay you back!
**[20:50] ---**
There's no need for that.
This was something important for me too.
**[20:55] ---**
Could you please tell me your name, old man?
**[20:58] ---**
"Old"... The me in here is still young.
**[21:02] ---**
I'm Hakuto Kunai.
**[21:06] ---**
Hakuto... Kunai...
**[21:11] ---**
The old man and I are bound
by the red string of fate!
**[21:15] ---**
H-Hold up, Yukikaze!
I'm sure you're being fooled somehow!
**[21:19] ---**
Jealous, Mikan?
**[21:20] ---**
Why the hell would I be jealous?!
**[21:22] ---**
If you must know where my heart lies,
**[21:24] ---**
I prefer heroes like that Dragonkin who love justice!
**[21:26] ---**
Hmm? That Dragonkin, huh?
**[21:28] ---**
How naughty.
**[21:30] ---**
You prefer people who love just ass.
**[21:30] ---**
"Justice = Just Ass"
**[21:32] ---**
Um, I think you said it wrong.
**[21:33] ---**
That's not even close to the same word!
**[21:35] ---**
It's not even close?
**[21:35] ---**
Argh, Yukikaze! I can't take it!
**[21:39] ---**
What the hell?!
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
For battle within the Game,
you put together your skills
**[23:15] ---**
and combo them all together
to however you best see fit.
**[23:19] ---**
Depending on how you combo,
it's possible to do astronomical damage.
**[23:23] ---**
If you're an expert at it, it's said you
can do enough damage to kill a god.
**[23:29] ---**
What filthy fireworks.
**[23:32] ---**
You put on a show, Demon Lord!
**[23:34] ---**
Wh-Who told you that?
**[23:35] ---**
"All or Nothing"
**[23:36] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 7.
All or Nothing.
# E7 - All or Nothing
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2XEQD/all-or-nothing)
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**[00:02] ---**
Last time on *Demon Lord, Retry*...
**[00:08] ---**
"Status change: 'Battle Ready'"
"Stance change: 'Retaliation Stance'"
**[00:09] ---**
N-No! I don't wanna be killed
by a human in a place like this!
**[00:15] ---**
I'm sure you've done plenty of killing till now.
**[00:18] ---**
You should at least feel
what it's like to die for once.
**[00:46] ---**
What filthy fireworks.
**[00:52] ---**
"Satanist Assembly Hall"
**[00:55] ---**
What in the world happened?
**[00:55] ---**
"Tron"
**[00:57] ---**
They unleashed it much too early.
That damn Merge must have lost his mind.
**[01:03] ---**
I-I'm sure something unexpected
must have happened.
**[01:08] ---**
Tron, take that and tell them to use the remaining two
**[01:08] ---**
"Satanist Founder" "Utopia"
**[01:12] ---**
at the Holy Castle.
**[01:14] ---**
I'm sure even a failure mixed-blood
like you can manage that much.
**[01:19] ---**
Right...
**[01:22] ---**
Begone at once. You're an eyesore.
**[01:31] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:39] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:42] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:46] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:49] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:54] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:01] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:08] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:14] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:24] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:27] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:30] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:34] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:37] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:41] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:44] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:47] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:51] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:53] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:58] ---**
"All or Nothing"
**[03:03] ---**
"Upscale Bar" "Artemis"
**[03:07] ---**
Here's a beautiful flower
for such beautiful people!
**[03:12] ---**
Artemis is on a different level.
**[03:15] ---**
They even brought out a clown
to calm down the guests.
**[03:18] ---**
Yes, because nobles like us must
remain staunch even in times like this.
**[03:26] ---**
What a fool of a Holy Maiden
to be without escort.
**[03:31] ---**
"Shrimpfry Butterfly"
**[03:31] ---**
The queen of high society,
**[03:33] ---**
Shrimpfry Butterfly...
**[03:35] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[03:35] ---**
She has a sharp eye for people,
**[03:37] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Aku"
**[03:37] ---**
and has connections all over the place.
**[03:40] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Aku" "Yu Kirino"
**[03:41] ---**
The others must be the Holy Maiden's friends.
**[03:44] ---**
Luna Elegant...
**[03:44] ---**
"Assassin Clown" "Kamiya"
**[03:46] ---**
You're the next target
the Satanists want me to kill.
**[03:51] ---**
He said he'd be right back,
so what in the world is taking him so long?
**[03:57] ---**
Don't worry, Sister Luna.
**[03:59] ---**
Not once has Demon Lord
broken a promise he's made.
**[04:04] ---**
Aku is probably right.
Let's be patient and wait.
**[04:09] ---**
Oh, my, what a fine collection
of precious people!
**[04:13] ---**
You sparkle so much, it's blinding me!
**[04:17] ---**
What a friendly clown we have here.
**[04:19] ---**
Do you mind if I show off
a little trick of my own?
**[04:23] ---**
Argh, how can someone
as pretty as you do tricks too?
**[04:27] ---**
I'm so envious!
**[04:36] ---**
Wh-What? My...
**[04:40] ---**
Did you drop your left arm?
Or perhaps your right arm?
**[04:44] ---**
B-Both.... I think?
**[04:48] ---**
Oh, you're such a greedy one.
**[04:50] ---**
But I'll do you a special service today!
**[04:56] ---**
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I mixed up
your right and left arms.
**[05:01] ---**
W-Wait a sec! This is no laughing matter!
**[05:05] ---**
I've seen my fair share of magic tricks,
**[05:08] ---**
but I haven't the faintest idea
how you pulled off that one.
**[05:12] ---**
I'm glad that you enjoyed it, Madam.
**[05:15] ---**
This time I'll make sure to put them on right.
**[05:21] ---**
Th-They're attached! My arms are attached!
**[05:25] ---**
Make sure not to drop them next time, Mr. Clown.
**[05:29] ---**
Also, that poison in your pocket
gives off quite the strong odor.
**[05:34] ---**
If you want to kill someone,
use something better than that.
**[05:41] ---**
And if I ever see you again,
I'll slice you up alive.
**[05:45] ---**
Be careful now, Mr. Clown.
**[06:06] ---**
"Deranged Holy Maiden"
"Killer Queen"
**[06:12] ---**
"Officer" "Mount Fuji"
**[06:23] ---**
Sister, looks like we've got our hands full!
**[06:26] ---**
You moron. Did you come along
only to spew bullshit like that?
**[06:35] ---**
Oh, my, what cute muscles.
**[06:35] ---**
"Low-Level Demons" "Hanitora"
**[06:38] ---**
Hey, you big burly man.
**[06:40] ---**
How about you come play--
**[06:43] ---**
You stink like a sack of shit.
**[06:45] ---**
Sprint for me, fastest fingers!
**[06:47] ---**
"Carnage Wheel"
**[06:48] ---**
Drag Car!
**[06:53] ---**
Go back to the sewer and f*** yourself,
you vomit-faced b****!
**[06:57] ---**
Y-You little...! That was my little sister!
**[07:05] ---**
Whew, that was a nice one.
**[07:08] ---**
Compared to you on the battlefield,
**[07:08] ---**
"Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts"
**[07:11] ---**
this old guard is insignificant.
**[07:14] ---**
I said you're too old for this,
you damn grandpa.
**[07:26] ---**
O abysmal darkness,
shower the world with mourning.
**[07:31] ---**
Holy Rain!
**[07:31] ---**
"Divine Rain" "Holy Rain"
**[07:39] ---**
You low and feeble humans.
**[07:41] ---**
When faced with my darkness,
you're completely powerless.
**[07:46] ---**
Become my puppets and fight until you crumble.
**[07:50] ---**
Bubble Cure!
**[07:50] ---**
"Divine Bubbles" "Bubble Cure"
**[07:56] ---**
We're so grateful, Lady Mink.
**[07:59] ---**
That's an S-Rank adventurer for you!
**[08:01] ---**
But what are those sinister-sounding
incantations all about?
**[08:06] ---**
She's elite enough to be called a star player.
**[08:09] ---**
I'm sure she has her reasons for it.
**[08:12] ---**
I order you to follow my lead!
Shed your blood for the chilling darkness!
**[08:17] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:19] ---**
What is she even fighting against anyway?
**[08:19] ---**
"Devilkin S-Rank Adventurer"
"Organ"
**[08:29] ---**
By the looks of it, I take it
you got roughed up pretty bad.
**[08:33] ---**
Yeah...
**[08:35] ---**
I-I'm terribly sorry. Merge and the others
were all killed in battle...
**[08:41] ---**
H-How is that possible? What happened?
**[08:45] ---**
I-It was... the Demon Lord...
**[08:50] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we have no choice.
**[08:52] ---**
Yes... May disaster befall this cursed land!
**[08:57] ---**
Summon Devil!
**[08:59] ---**
Summon Devil!
**[09:32] ---**
"Prince of Darkness" "Oruit"
**[09:36] ---**
What a bothersome place I've been summoned to.
**[09:41] ---**
A divine barrier, huh?
**[09:49] ---**
"Eldest Holy Maiden"
"Angel White"
**[09:53] ---**
This evil power...
Could it be a high-level Demon?
**[09:58] ---**
Protection of the Seraph! Angel Veil!
**[10:05] ---**
"Angel Barrier" "Angel Veil"
**[10:11] ---**
This is truly unpleasant...
**[10:15] ---**
The prince? What's going on here?
**[10:19] ---**
And what's more, it seems
there's some dogs of the angels.
**[10:23] ---**
Sister, I'll handle this!
**[10:25] ---**
Fuji, don't!
**[10:34] ---**
Are you okay?
**[10:40] ---**
I refuse to believe that ants
like you can walk on two legs.
**[10:45] ---**
Killing Field!
**[10:45] ---**
"Imprisonment Area"
"Killing Field"
**[11:08] ---**
It's taking everything I've got
to protect the Holy Castle...
**[11:21] ---**
"Tron" "Race: Devilkin" "Sex: Female"
"Age: ?" "Height: 143cm"
**[11:26] ---**
"Oruit" "Race: Demon" "Sex: ?"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
**[11:36] ---**
Shall I finally break it out?
**[11:41] ---**
Thank you!
**[11:48] ---**
"Holy Hammer Sigma"
**[11:54] ---**
The Prince of Darkness, is it?
**[11:57] ---**
As I thought, it's fate for darkness
to be drawn to darkness.
**[12:03] ---**
Lousy holy powers coming one after another...
**[12:09] ---**
Don't you dare look away!
**[12:31] ---**
Such uncivilized women.
**[12:35] ---**
"Darkness Beam" "Black Eraser"
**[12:35] ---**
Black Eraser!
**[12:36] ---**
Protect me on the double!
**[12:39] ---**
Light Wall!
**[12:39] ---**
"Light Wall" "Light Wall"
**[12:58] ---**
My favorite weapon "Twinkle"
denies the very existence of evil beings!
**[13:05] ---**
Not bad for some giant jugs.
**[13:08] ---**
J-Jugs?! Now listen here...!
**[13:21] ---**
Shit, not Hades again!
**[13:24] ---**
You're kidding... Why is Hades
in a place like this?
**[13:33] ---**
Filthy humans.
**[13:52] ---**
This is the end for you.
**[13:55] ---**
"Darkness Prison Beam" "Ray of Darkness"
Ray of Darkness!
**[13:55] ---**
"Darkness Prison Beam"
"Ray of Darkness"
**[14:17] ---**
You lowly humans.
**[14:23] ---**
Queen!
**[14:32] ---**
Stay back, Sister! Maintain the barrier!
**[14:36] ---**
B-But...!
**[14:38] ---**
You've got to be kidding me...
**[14:41] ---**
This situation's ridiculous,
and that outfit of hers is too.
**[14:44] ---**
Is that the other Holy Maiden?
**[14:48] ---**
She's outrageously beautiful on the outside,
**[14:51] ---**
but if she's their older sister,
something's gotta be wrong with her.
**[15:00] ---**
Now then, shall we begin this lovely feast?
**[15:05] ---**
The sin of annoying me is grave, indeed!
**[15:09] ---**
You shithead!
**[15:10] ---**
I haven't researched the Seraph yet,
and just when I'm about to get started...!
**[15:15] ---**
I'm not letting some damn
monster like you get in my way!
**[15:19] ---**
I-I know! I can just make him deal
with another annoying Holy Maiden!
**[15:25] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[15:29] ---**
"Character Change"
"Unable to Control"
**[15:36] ---**
What's this light?!
**[15:49] ---**
Mis'er Zewwo!
**[15:55] ---**
What's your deal?
**[15:57] ---**
Getting picked on again, huh?
**[16:00] ---**
Y-You came to help?
**[16:04] ---**
Is this another new arena of that shitty Empire?
**[16:08] ---**
Got some weird monster here too...
**[16:15] ---**
You bastard... Where did you come from?
**[16:26] ---**
You smell like shit, boy.
That's the scent of a murderer.
**[16:37] ---**
You bastard!
**[16:43] ---**
I'm the very definition of unrivaled!
**[16:43] ---**
"Sense of Justice"
**[16:46] ---**
I've found truth down the path of carnage!
**[16:49] ---**
"For each 1 person the target has killed..."
**[16:53] ---**
"...damage increases by 5"
**[16:57] ---**
What filth. Is that your incantation or--
**[17:16] ---**
You're scum that makes women cry.
**[17:19] ---**
I'll teach you just how weak you really are.
**[17:22] ---**
Come on, who said you could lie down?!
**[17:27] ---**
Hmph! How pathetic, wailing like some sissy...
**[17:32] ---**
You... You're nothing but trash!
**[17:35] ---**
Ray of Darkness!
**[17:44] ---**
What kind of little plaything was that?
**[17:47] ---**
Listen, can you really afford to play
around while trying to screw with me?
**[17:52] ---**
You... You're kidding me...
**[18:01] ---**
Someone as grand as I
will not go down like this!
**[18:12] ---**
"Bloodsucking"
**[18:16] ---**
Ugh, such disgusting blood.
It stinks so bad I can't bear it.
**[18:53] ---**
I wonder... For what purpose was I even born?
**[19:03] ---**
I can't believe what you've done.
**[19:05] ---**
Hey, runt. You alive?
**[19:09] ---**
Hey, open your mouth!
**[19:11] ---**
Can't you hear me, runt?
**[19:19] ---**
Huh?
**[19:20] ---**
That was one of my prized recovery items.
**[19:20] ---**
"Calorie Hell"
**[19:24] ---**
You should be all right now.
**[19:27] ---**
The wound... is gone.
**[19:30] ---**
You're a gloomy one, runt.
**[19:32] ---**
I saved your life, so how about
you smile or something?
**[19:39] ---**
Smile...
**[19:41] ---**
I forgot how to a long time ago.
**[19:44] ---**
What in the world was that healing power?
**[19:47] ---**
Don't tell me he's a new race of Dragon?
**[19:50] ---**
This is dangerous... Too dangerous!
**[19:54] ---**
In that case, I vow with my heart and soul
to kill this Dragon no matter what!
**[20:20] ---**
You aggravate me, Dragon!
**[20:22] ---**
Your neutrality and arrogance
are about to be judged by me!
**[20:29] ---**
Go on and smile, runt.
**[20:32] ---**
No matter how tough it gets,
**[20:34] ---**
the ones who keep smiling like
idiots are stronger than anyone else.
**[20:41] ---**
Dragon! This is the end
for you and your arrogance!
**[20:48] ---**
Heaven! Watch and learn from the best!
**[20:56] ---**
All or Nothing!
**[20:56] ---**
"All or Nothing"
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Demon Lord, watch this!
**[23:13] ---**
Hmm? What is it?
**[23:15] ---**
Ahem! I'm the very definition of unrivaled!
**[23:19] ---**
Huh?
**[23:20] ---**
I've found truth down the path of carnage!
**[23:22] ---**
Wh-What?
**[23:24] ---**
Heaven! Watch and learn from the best!
**[23:26] ---**
Wait!
**[23:27] ---**
All or Nothing!
**[23:30] ---**
I think someone put her
up to this like last time!
**[23:33] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 8.
"Demon Lord's Handiwork."
**[23:36] ---**
"Demon Lord's Handiwork."
**[23:38] ---**
Whoever you are, show yourself!
# E8 - Demon Lord's Handiwork
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD7VN8/demon-lords-handiwork)
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**[00:07] ---**
"Angel White"
**[00:25] ---**
"Devilkin" "Tron"
**[00:25] ---**
How about it, runt?
**[00:35] ---**
You remember how to smile now?
**[00:35] ---**
"Dons the Silver Dragon"
"Zero Kirisame"
**[00:48] ---**
You seem a lot happier now
than you were before, runt.
**[00:52] ---**
I'm not a runt.
**[00:56] ---**
It's Tron.
**[00:58] ---**
Tron, huh? Now that's a name
you don't hear every day.
**[01:03] ---**
Mr. Zero!
**[01:04] ---**
H-Hey! Not in front of everyone!
**[01:04] ---**
"Killer Queen"
**[01:08] ---**
I never want to let you go!
**[01:10] ---**
L-Let go of me! Listen, a man and
woman shouldn't do this in front of--
**[01:14] ---**
Mr. Zero! The dragon on your back is so manly!
**[01:19] ---**
And your broad chest too!
**[01:23] ---**
Let go of me!
**[01:31] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:39] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:42] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:46] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:49] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:54] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:01] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:08] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:14] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:24] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:27] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:30] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:34] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:37] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:41] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:44] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:47] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:51] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:53] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:58] ---**
"Demon Lord's Handiwork"
**[03:06] ---**
Nice to meet you, Holy Maiden Angel White.
**[03:11] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[03:12] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[03:14] ---**
Come.
**[03:20] ---**
So, what would you like me to call you?
**[03:24] ---**
Demon Lord is fine by me.
**[03:26] ---**
The way I see it, it's pretty much
become a nickname of mine.
**[03:40] ---**
Are you truly the Demon Lord
the legends speak of?
**[03:44] ---**
If that's how you want to see it,
I suppose that I am.
**[03:48] ---**
What is your involvement
with Luna at this point?
**[03:51] ---**
Meeting her was a disaster waiting to happen.
**[03:55] ---**
I'm sure she viewed me as some evil being.
**[04:00] ---**
However, we've been able
to build a wonderful relationship.
**[04:05] ---**
N-No way... Impossible!
**[04:08] ---**
I order you to do as I say!
**[04:09] ---**
Luna, the definition of selfish?
**[04:12] ---**
You're kidding! What sort of spell
did he use on her?!
**[04:16] ---**
Are you someone who plans
to bring harm to this kingdom?
**[04:24] ---**
I have something to say regarding that.
**[04:27] ---**
In my country, there's a saying that
a picture is worth a thousand words.
**[04:33] ---**
It means seeing something in person
is better than having it explained.
**[04:39] ---**
That's a good way to look at things.
**[04:41] ---**
Decide what you will about me after
seeing my deeds and achievements.
**[04:47] ---**
It's not with words, but with actions
that I've always presented myself.
**[04:54] ---**
Is he planning some sort of
invasion of the Holy Capital?
**[04:59] ---**
By the way, there's a favor
I'd like to ask of you.
**[05:03] ---**
What would that be?
**[05:05] ---**
I've been thinking to do some
research on the Seraph.
**[05:09] ---**
If there's a library available,
I'm hoping I could make use of it.
**[05:14] ---**
Wh-Why does he want to know
about the Seraph?!
**[05:18] ---**
To find out her weak point and kill her?
**[05:21] ---**
And he's bold enough to ask
for permission right to my face!
**[05:30] ---**
You're free to use the library if you wish.
**[05:34] ---**
However, I choose to refrain from
speaking about the Seraph myself.
**[05:40] ---**
I see.
**[05:41] ---**
That's perfectly fine.
**[05:43] ---**
I find it difficult to carry a conversation
with someone so sacred anyways.
**[05:50] ---**
Now then, I believe it's
a good time to excuse myself.
**[05:54] ---**
This meeting of ours was very worthwhile.
**[05:57] ---**
Yes... This time has been
enlightening for me as well.
**[06:06] ---**
Was it you... who defeated the Demon King?
**[06:20] ---**
I think it's absurd for that
to be called a Demon King.
**[06:24] ---**
He seemed to me more like a cheap imitation.
**[06:37] ---**
Even the Demon King was nothing to him...
**[06:43] ---**
What a total beauty she was!
**[06:48] ---**
I must say, she's pretty
sensible for a Holy Maiden.
**[06:52] ---**
Rather, maybe it's that the others
are so extreme...
**[06:55] ---**
"Administrator Privileges"
**[06:57] ---**
Thanks to the fight the other day,
I've got 1,249 skill points.
**[07:02] ---**
Not only can I summon an aide,
**[07:05] ---**
I can build a hospital and hot springs
and have some left over.
**[07:09] ---**
"System Message"
"Omni Travel has been unlocked."
**[07:09] ---**
Using the Omni Travel system command,
**[07:12] ---**
I can move to an area
I've gone to before in an instant.
**[07:25] ---**
That wicked laughter can only mean...
Demon Lord!
**[07:31] ---**
How was your talk with the Holy Maiden?
**[07:34] ---**
It went really well!
**[07:41] ---**
It's feeling like we're more
father and daughter than ever.
**[07:49] ---**
I just don't get it...
**[07:51] ---**
This angel stuff sounds
so western and fantasy...
**[07:55] ---**
At least the pictures in these
books are super pretty!
**[07:58] ---**
If only it was meant to be a picture book...
**[08:01] ---**
Did the angels exist from the start,
or were they created by someone?
**[08:07] ---**
And why is it they disappeared?
**[08:09] ---**
The Demons they opposed seem alive and well.
**[08:13] ---**
Huh? I never thought about it that way before.
**[08:17] ---**
There's nothing written at all about
the Seraph. Did they just leave?
**[08:22] ---**
I-I don't think that's what happened.
**[08:25] ---**
I'm sure they're watching
over us from somewhere.
**[08:29] ---**
Anyways, we've got plenty of time.
**[08:31] ---**
We can come back here whenever we feel like it.
**[08:35] ---**
Okay! I want to read all sorts of books too!
**[08:42] ---**
D-Demon Lord?
**[08:44] ---**
One last thing. Could you read this to me?
**[08:49] ---**
*Destructive Dog Fido's Great Adventure*?
What's this?
**[08:54] ---**
A long time ago, there was a dog
who bit and destroyed everything.
**[08:58] ---**
It was a boy dog named Fido.
**[09:02] ---**
Upset that he destroyed half the city,
the villagers chased him away.
**[09:08] ---**
Fido was broke, so he became an adventurer...
**[09:10] ---**
...and delved into the village dungeon.
**[09:14] ---**
While breaking other adventurers'
weapons and armor,
**[09:17] ---**
he scoured into the deep depths of the dungeon.
**[09:20] ---**
Slimy, slimy...
**[09:23] ---**
Fido came across a slime attacking a female dog.
**[09:26] ---**
"You filthy mucus! How dare you, woof!"
**[09:30] ---**
After saving her from the slime,
Fido spent the whole night...
**[09:34] ---**
...gently nibbling her.
**[09:37] ---**
Fido finally reached the deepest
room of the dungeon...
**[09:41] ---**
...and discovered rare weapons,
armor, and magical items.
**[09:44] ---**
He carried all of them home
and became such a popular dog.
**[09:48] ---**
And lived happily ever after.
**[09:53] ---**
What the heck was that?
**[09:55] ---**
Usually the stories in picture books
have some sort of meaningful lesson...
**[10:01] ---**
What sort of audience was this book made for?
**[10:04] ---**
But the doggy was really cute!
**[10:09] ---**
In any case, dungeon, huh?
**[10:13] ---**
You librarian there.
**[10:15] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[10:16] ---**
Is it true that weapons and armor drop
in dungeons like they do in this book?
**[10:23] ---**
Y-Yes! I've heard people find
rare ancient items from time to time.
**[10:33] ---**
This body of mine is pretty much
impervious to physical attacks.
**[10:38] ---**
But my weak point is magic which
never existed in *Infinity Game*.
**[10:45] ---**
I definitely need to find some way
to raise my magic resistance.
**[10:58] ---**
Aku, head on back to the inn without me.
I've got something to do.
**[11:03] ---**
All right.
**[11:26] ---**
I'm a pretty busy man,
despite what you might think.
**[11:30] ---**
I don't have time to play hide-and-seek.
**[11:34] ---**
You're...
**[11:39] ---**
I found you.
**[11:41] ---**
"Fido" "Race: Dog" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
**[11:46] ---**
"Marshall Arts" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: 62" "Height: 180cm"
**[11:51] ---**
This kid... Are they the one
I saved while I was Zero?
**[11:57] ---**
Well? What do you want, runt?
**[12:00] ---**
I knew it. You talk the same as
Zero and have the same color.
**[12:04] ---**
Color? What are you talking about?
**[12:08] ---**
I see everything in a color.
Even people's emotions and souls.
**[12:14] ---**
Is that a new form of fortune-telling?
Go bug someone else.
**[12:21] ---**
Bring Zero out. Right now.
**[12:23] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
You've got the wrong person.
**[12:27] ---**
Bring him out! Bring him out, right now!
**[12:31] ---**
Quit saying that in a weird tone.
What are you after?
**[12:35] ---**
Zero is...
**[12:37] ---**
You're the one who saved my life.
I want to see Zero.
**[12:42] ---**
I've got no idea how old this kid is, but...
**[12:45] ---**
I can't be letting someone Zero
saved end up dying in the streets.
**[12:52] ---**
Fine then. I'll let you meet Zero,
but there's a few conditions.
**[12:57] ---**
Conditions? I'll do anything.
**[13:00] ---**
If you obey my commands and work
hard for me, I'll let you meet him.
**[13:05] ---**
What do I have to do as work?
**[13:08] ---**
Do I have to kill lots of people?
**[13:11] ---**
Hell no! Why do you and everyone
have the wrong idea about me?!
**[13:15] ---**
Then what do I do?
**[13:19] ---**
Soon enough, we'll feel short-staffed
no matter how many people we have.
**[13:23] ---**
If you can use your strength
and color thing to lend me a hand,
**[13:27] ---**
I wouldn't mind letting you meet him, runt.
**[13:30] ---**
I'm Tron. Not a runt.
**[13:37] ---**
A runt is a runt though. Let's go.
**[13:40] ---**
Okay!
**[13:44] ---**
All right, I take it everyone's ready? Let's go.
**[13:48] ---**
Chief? Who is that child with you?
**[13:54] ---**
You have such beautiful hair!
**[13:56] ---**
Wh-What are you...? There's Devil in that girl!
**[13:56] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[14:02] ---**
There's Devil in her?
**[14:04] ---**
We're going to need her in Rabby,
so just deal with it.
**[14:08] ---**
A Holy Maiden and Devilkin?
You're asking too much...
**[14:13] ---**
If we can turn that village around,
your sisters will change their opinion of you.
**[14:19] ---**
That's...
**[14:20] ---**
First of all, people standing
at the pinnacle of a kingdom...
**[14:24] ---**
...should have the capacity
to deal with all types of people.
**[14:29] ---**
If you keep seeing things in black and white,
you'll never move forward in life.
**[14:33] ---**
What gives? Talking so haughty...
**[14:36] ---**
I'm just saying I have high expectations of you.
**[14:40] ---**
A-All right! But I won't be so
accepting if she does something evil!
**[14:47] ---**
Sheesh! Unbelievable!
**[14:47] ---**
Yu, are you able to Omni Travel now?
**[14:47] ---**
"Message"
**[14:50] ---**
Yes, Chief.
**[14:52] ---**
It feels like something holding me down was removed.
**[14:52] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[14:57] ---**
Everyone, grab onto me.
We'll jump to Rabby Village.
**[15:03] ---**
"Message"
**[15:04] ---**
Yu, can't you make the jump yourself?
**[15:07] ---**
It's nonsense to consume 60 Power
when we can only use 30, Chief.
**[15:13] ---**
Well, you do have a point...
**[15:17] ---**
Here we go. Omni Travel! Rabby Village!
**[15:18] ---**
"Omni Travel" "Rabby Village"
**[15:22] ---**
"Village of Rabby"
**[15:26] ---**
Demon Lord, amazing!
**[15:27] ---**
You're kidding! How did we get to
my territory in the blink of an eye?!
**[15:32] ---**
Yu, I want to start construction right away.
**[15:35] ---**
Yes, Chief.
**[15:37] ---**
"Kyon" "Momo"
**[15:37] ---**
Oh! It's the black suit man, bunny!
**[15:41] ---**
The pulley wheel and fertilizer
helped so much, hop!
**[15:45] ---**
Just wait. I'll turn this village around...
**[15:48] ---**
...and make it rain gold like
this village has never seen.
**[15:59] ---**
Is this the best spot around?
**[16:06] ---**
"Base"
**[16:10] ---**
Rare Item Creation.
**[16:12] ---**
First Aid Kit.
**[16:12] ---**
"First Aid Kit"
**[16:20] ---**
Base Upgrade. Field Hospital.
**[16:21] ---**
"Field Hospital"
**[16:24] ---**
Chief, shall we look inside
and check things out?
**[16:27] ---**
Good idea.
**[16:32] ---**
There's no electricity and yet
everything is running just fine.
**[16:39] ---**
Yu, is it good to go?
**[16:41] ---**
Yes. We could even start today.
**[16:44] ---**
But how should we deal with charging people?
**[16:48] ---**
This is just to have something in place, but...
**[16:51] ---**
Let's start by assigning coins
to values we're familiar with.
**[16:55] ---**
If it ends up being wrong,
we can always adjust in the future.
**[16:59] ---**
You're right. With this world having
such different values and cultures,
**[17:04] ---**
we don't have much choice
but to take a shot in the dark.
**[17:07] ---**
Judging based on my experience thus far...
**[17:10] ---**
A copper is 100 yen.
**[17:12] ---**
Giant copper 1,000 yen.
**[17:14] ---**
A silver 10,000.
**[17:15] ---**
Gold coin, 100,000.
**[17:18] ---**
And a giant cold coin is around 2,000,000 yen.
**[17:23] ---**
There's also something called
a holy lambda coin, but...
**[17:26] ---**
Depending on the season and number
in the market, it changes value.
**[17:32] ---**
Regarding the treatment prices,
**[17:34] ---**
I want you to care for the poor,
but go easy on charging them.
**[17:38] ---**
Trying to collect money from the poor
won't result in much anyways.
**[17:43] ---**
On the other hand, charge the nobles
as much as possible.
**[17:47] ---**
Okay, I'll do just that.
**[17:49] ---**
We'll gain support from the poor while
stealing the fortunes of the privileged.
**[17:54] ---**
You're taking the opposite approach
of the Great Empire, Chief.
**[17:59] ---**
Nothing's more boring than
going down the same path.
**[18:02] ---**
If anything, it's more like going backwards.
**[18:05] ---**
Yes... I knew the Chief and I were
tied together by similar thoughts!
**[18:13] ---**
That was kinda cute in a strange way, but...
**[18:16] ---**
I've been thinking...
Was she always this kind of character?
**[18:20] ---**
Base. Rare Item Creation. Walled Springs.
**[18:25] ---**
Right next to the hospital...
**[18:29] ---**
A hot spring!
**[18:30] ---**
"Hot Spring Resort"
**[18:31] ---**
Not bad if I say so myself.
**[18:33] ---**
A massive and magnificent 3-floored base.
**[18:36] ---**
Carbon dioxide bath, vase bath, stone sauna,
**[18:41] ---**
electric bath, herbal bath,
**[18:44] ---**
outdoor bath, and salt sauna to top it off.
**[18:48] ---**
A great hall and fully-equipped dining room.
**[18:51] ---**
With beautiful lodging on
the 2nd and 3rd floors.
**[18:55] ---**
And when it comes to Japanese hot springs,
you've gotta have bamboo.
**[19:00] ---**
It's making me miss home...
**[19:02] ---**
Th-That sure came out of nowhere, hop.
**[19:05] ---**
It's unbelievable, bunny.
**[19:07] ---**
Those two are stylish and look decent enough,
so I'll use them for reception.
**[19:12] ---**
When you're done with work today,
assemble all of the villagers here.
**[19:17] ---**
Bring them here for what, hop?
**[19:20] ---**
In order to help you explain the facilities,
**[19:22] ---**
it's important to experience what
we have to offer as guests yourself.
**[19:33] ---**
What I mean is some bathing time.
**[19:36] ---**
Bathing? Only people like nobles
can afford luxury like that, bunny.
**[19:40] ---**
In this world, people are lucky to wipe
themselves off with a damp cloth.
**[19:45] ---**
Should I make a bath house for commoners then?
**[19:48] ---**
It's doable with the High-Level Item,
Kanda River.
**[19:52] ---**
If we charge three copper coins,
I bet it would attract tons of customers.
**[19:58] ---**
Also, we'll need to destroy and rebuild
your houses in the near future.
**[20:03] ---**
Huh?! That's kind of a problem for me, hop!
**[20:06] ---**
Black suit man! I thought you were nice,
but this is tyranny, bunny!
**[20:11] ---**
Who you calling black suit man?!
What do you have against my wardrobe?!
**[20:16] ---**
Soon enough, we'll build both real
and unlicensed casinos!
**[20:19] ---**
All to entertain rich nobles with more
money than they know what to do with!
**[20:24] ---**
We'll rake the money straight
out of their pockets!
**[20:30] ---**
Black suit man is scary, hop.
**[20:32] ---**
Black suit man is broken, bunny.
**[20:38] ---**
No matter how luxurious
the hot spring resort is,
***SIGN*** "Masaru Katou" "Yuuya Kondo" "Isami Tahara"
**[20:41] ---**
if the employees don't do their job,
it won't amount to much.
**[20:46] ---**
Among the eight aides, there's one
person who was designated "genius"...
**[20:50] ---**
...who quickly masters whatever
you throw at him...
**[20:53] ---**
...and produces much better
results than anyone else.
**[20:56] ---**
He's got a serious sister complex,
so he can watch kids no problem.
**[21:00] ---**
Being a gun specialist with
combat prowess and skills like his,
**[21:05] ---**
he'll be able to protect Rabby Village
when I'm not around.
**[21:09] ---**
And he doesn't get along badly with Yu either.
**[21:12] ---**
"Aide Summon"
**[21:13] ---**
Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
**[21:16] ---**
"Isami Tahara"
**[21:16] ---**
Isami Tahara! I command you to appear before me!
**[21:37] ---**
Huh? Well if it isn't the Chief.
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
That sure takes me back. Masaru Katou...
**[23:14] ---**
Tomoya Kondou, Takefumi Nomura...
**[23:18] ---**
Are those more aides of yours?
**[23:20] ---**
It's a fencing idiot, a *hikikomori* archer,
and a mixed martial arts champion.
**[23:26] ---**
Um, an idiot, a *hikikomori*,
and a ch-champion? What's that?
**[23:33] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 9.
**[23:36] ---**
"Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin"
**[23:36] ---**
"Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin."
# E9 - Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ41M2/dancing-swindler-and-the-giant-gold-coin)
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**[00:01] ---**
"Aide Summon"
**[00:01] ---**
Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
**[00:05] ---**
"Isami Tahara"
**[00:05] ---**
Isami Tahara! I command you to appear before me!
**[00:26] ---**
Huh? Well if it isn't the Chief.
**[00:30] ---**
Where the hell is this?!
**[00:33] ---**
"Genius" "Isami Tahara"
**[00:33] ---**
Yeah, that's Tahara all right...
**[00:37] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:38] ---**
I'm glad that you've come, Tahara.
**[00:40] ---**
Let's get ourselves somewhere
we can sit down and talk.
**[00:44] ---**
R-Right...
**[00:50] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:58] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:01] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:05] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:08] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:13] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:20] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[01:27] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[01:33] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[01:43] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:46] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:49] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:53] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:56] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:00] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:03] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:06] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:10] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:12] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:17] ---**
"Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin"
**[02:29] ---**
Is this a new *Infinity Game* arena or something?
**[02:33] ---**
As always, they sure blew tons of money...
**[02:37] ---**
Hmm... There's one thing I should mention.
**[02:40] ---**
This isn't a world where the
Great Empire is known to exist.
**[02:44] ---**
Huh?
**[02:50] ---**
What is it, then?
**[02:51] ---**
Some sort of fantasy world like in
the anime I watched when I was a kid?
**[02:58] ---**
Putting it bluntly, it's something like that.
**[03:06] ---**
I bet Tahara's head is churning
away at incredible speed...
**[03:10] ---**
...and coming up with a whole
slew of theories and ideas.
**[03:16] ---**
Well, I know you wouldn't pull
a prank like this in a million years.
**[03:21] ---**
By the way, Yu is here too.
**[03:23] ---**
Gah! That mad woman?! You're kidding me!
**[03:27] ---**
I need you to cooperate with her.
**[03:30] ---**
Did you drop your left arm?
Or perhaps your right arm?
**[03:35] ---**
B-Both.... I think?
**[03:38] ---**
Oh, you're such a greedy one.
**[03:40] ---**
But I'll do you a special service today!
**[03:46] ---**
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I mixed up
your right and left arms.
**[03:51] ---**
W-Wait a sec! This is no laughing matter!
**[03:58] ---**
She's a pretty thing, but so damn scary...
**[04:01] ---**
Why did I make her like that in the first place?
**[04:04] ---**
Hey, Chief. Mind if I clear something up?
**[04:08] ---**
What is it?
**[04:09] ---**
Are you serious about the Great Empire
not existing in this world?
**[04:14] ---**
It's true beyond any doubt.
**[04:18] ---**
If this really is a world
without the Great Empire,
**[04:21] ---**
nothing else could make me happier.
**[04:24] ---**
One more thing to ask.
**[04:26] ---**
What do you plan to do in this world?
**[04:29] ---**
I can't say very much at this point.
**[04:32] ---**
But, I'm thinking of going in the opposite
direction of the Great Empire.
**[04:38] ---**
Yeah? Well, whatever.
**[04:41] ---**
If it weren't for you,
Manami and I would have died like dogs.
**[04:45] ---**
Manami, the little sister Tahara
gets his serious sister complex from...
**[04:50] ---**
Big brother!
**[04:51] ---**
Manami!
**[04:52] ---**
Big brother!
**[04:53] ---**
Manami!
**[04:54] ---**
Big brother!
**[04:56] ---**
Manami!
**[04:58] ---**
So? What's the plan for the time being?
**[05:01] ---**
First up is managing an impoverished village.
**[05:04] ---**
Its three attractions are a field hospital,
hot spring resort, and a bath house.
**[05:10] ---**
You'll need to develop the whole village,
teach and train the residents,
**[05:14] ---**
secure a profitable business,
manage any trouble,
**[05:18] ---**
negotiate with nobles, watch the kids, also...
**[05:21] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
I'm not some blue robotic cat, you know!
**[05:26] ---**
But you're a genius. You can do it.
**[05:29] ---**
It's me saying it, so it's true.
**[05:35] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:37] ---**
I-It felt like I got zapped. What the hell?
**[05:41] ---**
Could something be wrong with you?
Have Yu take a look.
**[05:45] ---**
Gimme a break. The day she checks
my health is the day I'm cut into pieces.
**[05:50] ---**
You have quite the impression of me, Tahara.
**[05:53] ---**
Gah!
**[05:54] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[05:55] ---**
The mad woman! I mean, if it isn't Yu!
**[06:00] ---**
Long time no see, Tahara.
**[06:04] ---**
Demon Lord, who's this new person with you?
**[06:04] ---**
"Tron" "Aku" "Luna Elegant"
**[06:07] ---**
He looks kind of perverted to me.
**[06:11] ---**
Are you one of Demon Lord's lackeys?
**[06:13] ---**
Such a pretty color. You must be kind.
**[06:16] ---**
I wouldn't say that.
**[06:19] ---**
Now then, all that's left is to make
preparations to welcome Madam.
**[06:30] ---**
"Nanden Mannen"
**[06:36] ---**
Oh, my. What sort of magical device is this?
**[06:40] ---**
Don't get too excited just yet.
It even has a second key to wind.
**[06:48] ---**
Is this another item of yours from overseas?
**[06:53] ---**
That's correct.
**[06:55] ---**
In my country, letting this play on
cold winter nights while sipping on wine...
**[07:01] ---**
...is a practice often enjoyed by the refined.
**[07:05] ---**
I must say, it's a masterpiece.
**[07:08] ---**
To think you can enjoy music
so easily with this...
**[07:12] ---**
...without a musician,
let alone any instruments.
**[07:15] ---**
For balls and high society,
of course you'll still need those.
**[07:19] ---**
However, if alone in your room
or for small gatherings of people,
**[07:25] ---**
this is much less invasive
and is the smart choice.
**[07:28] ---**
Also, carrying it around is incredibly easy.
**[07:32] ---**
It's not very elegant to
march around with an orchestra.
**[07:37] ---**
So, what would an item like this be valued at?
**[07:41] ---**
I'd actually prefer if you determined
the value this time, Mr. Mannen.
**[07:47] ---**
Wh-Where do I even start judging
the value of this marvelous device?
**[07:53] ---**
If I price it too poorly,
he may turn his back on me...
**[07:57] ---**
In your country, I imagine this
runs a high price, does it not?
**[08:02] ---**
Typically, when it comes to valuing
art and items of this nature,
**[08:07] ---**
its worth varies greatly like beauty
in the eye of the beholder.
**[08:13] ---**
I-I knew it. Is he testing me then?
**[08:17] ---**
To be perfectly honest, when you
first offered me this item for auction,
**[08:22] ---**
I couldn't even imagine
how much it must be worth.
**[08:28] ---**
Then you believe it has tremendous value?
**[08:31] ---**
Of course I do!
**[08:33] ---**
It wouldn't take much to find someone
wanting a curious item such as this!
**[08:38] ---**
I see...
**[08:39] ---**
In that case, what's the least you think
it might sell for if it were up for auction?
**[08:45] ---**
It's time! This is where he plans
to make his decision...
**[08:50] ---**
If I screw this up, I imagine Mr. Kunai
will take this device to another store.
**[08:56] ---**
I'll lose out on more than this.
**[08:58] ---**
He might take all his future
business somewhere else too.
**[09:02] ---**
If it were me, I'd start at
no less than 15 gold coins.
**[09:06] ---**
Someone who can't afford that much
has no business at an auction.
**[09:13] ---**
You have such a discerning eye.
I was right to put my faith in you.
**[09:22] ---**
Mr. Kunai! We're so glad to have you!
**[09:25] ---**
"Bingo"
**[09:25] ---**
"Bingo" Welcome him, everybody!
**[09:28] ---**
Welcome to our shop!
**[09:32] ---**
Sir, would you be able to make
20 of each of these outfits for me?
**[09:38] ---**
One moment, please, while I look.
**[09:42] ---**
The tuxedos on their own
shouldn't be that difficult to make...
**[09:47] ---**
But these suits and tights made for women?!
**[09:51] ---**
What a lascivious and stimulating design!
**[09:54] ---**
Who does stitched tights like this?!
My goodness!
**[09:58] ---**
Sure, we can make these no problem.
**[10:01] ---**
Great. But this time, I need it done
as quickly as possible.
**[10:06] ---**
As soon as you finish these,
I want them sent to Rabby Village.
**[10:11] ---**
I understand you want it done quickly,
but these will take some time to make.
**[10:15] ---**
I've prepared some money
to compensate for the rush.
**[10:22] ---**
This is only a payment in advance.
**[10:24] ---**
If you complete the work quickly,
I can add another two.
**[10:28] ---**
Can you do it? Tell me you can!
**[10:31] ---**
We can! We'll rush to deliver it
down to the very last second!
**[10:37] ---**
Excellent. I must ask that
you begin work at once.
**[10:41] ---**
Everyone, it's time for battle! Run!
**[10:45] ---**
Right!
**[10:49] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[10:53] ---**
Bread, milk, vegetables, meat, and eggs...
**[10:57] ---**
Good. Now food will get
delivered to Rabby every so often.
**[11:02] ---**
The expenses added up, but I've still
got three gold coins left over after all this.
**[11:07] ---**
We should be able to manage things
for a while with that much.
**[11:11] ---**
Everything's pretty much ready now.
**[11:29] ---**
"Zero Kirisame"
**[11:29] ---**
I wonder how I would best describe this feeling.
**[11:33] ---**
If Kunai's my family home,
Zero's my room after moving out...
**[11:38] ---**
Looking back, I used him so much
during the heyday of the game.
**[11:43] ---**
You could even say we've been
partners for some ten years.
**[11:52] ---**
This feeling swelling up from deep inside...
**[11:55] ---**
To crush the strong and help out the weak...
**[11:59] ---**
To face my opponents no matter who they are...
**[12:02] ---**
That fierce desire to be a hero
within every man...
**[12:07] ---**
It's as if he's really a...
No, like I'm a dragon after all.
**[12:14] ---**
My entire body is throbbing...
**[12:17] ---**
I'll bust everything in my way.
I'm the strongest one alive!
**[12:22] ---**
You've got it coming, fucking Great Empire.
**[12:28] ---**
I need to learn how to revert at will.
**[12:34] ---**
"Isami Tahara" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: 31" "Height: 182cm"
**[12:39] ---**
"Commando Sambo" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
**[12:51] ---**
"Momo"
**[12:55] ---**
Guys!
**[12:57] ---**
Let's have lunch, hop!
**[12:57] ---**
"Kyon"
**[13:02] ---**
So good!
**[13:04] ---**
It's delicious!
**[13:05] ---**
Looks tasty!
**[13:09] ---**
Kyon, let's go freshen up, bunny!
**[13:11] ---**
Good idea. Let's go, hop!
**[13:18] ---**
It's time to cleanse you with water!
**[13:19] ---**
More water, please!
**[13:20] ---**
I'll douse you in water and make you repent!
**[13:24] ---**
I'm so happy we can wash the sweat
away even during our breaks, hop!
**[13:29] ---**
It's a dream come true to get to use
the soap and baths as we please, bunny!
**[13:42] ---**
"Hot Spring Resort"
**[13:43] ---**
All right, I've taught you
everything you need to know.
**[13:47] ---**
Now all that's left is to put it into practice.
**[13:51] ---**
Let's begin.
**[13:54] ---**
Whoa, whoa, hold up.
**[13:56] ---**
Remember I said how to sweep up
the trash before you start brushing?
**[14:01] ---**
Forget that and you'll just make a bigger mess.
**[14:04] ---**
S-Sorry, Mr. Tahara.
**[14:06] ---**
It's fine. Mistakes happen.
**[14:09] ---**
But repeating the same mistakes
is plain negligence...
**[14:13] ---**
...and proves you weren't paying attention.
**[14:15] ---**
Let's be more careful, all right?
**[14:20] ---**
"Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
**[14:21] ---**
"Women's Bath"
**[14:32] ---**
Bunny suits for a hot spring resort?
**[14:35] ---**
At first, I wasn't so sure about it,
but it's growing on me.
**[14:39] ---**
It sure helps that you're really bunny people.
**[14:42] ---**
Ugh, th-these clothes are so embarrassing, hop.
**[14:46] ---**
You guys are perverts, bunny.
**[14:48] ---**
You'll get used to it.
Try shaking your butt for some extra service.
**[14:53] ---**
No way, hop!
**[14:54] ---**
No bunny for you, sonny!
**[14:56] ---**
Anyways, it's time to review
how to greet customers.
**[15:00] ---**
Give a nice, firm bow
and hold it for three seconds.
**[15:04] ---**
And don't forget to smile and speak clearly.
**[15:09] ---**
Thank you for coming, hop!
**[15:12] ---**
Thank you for coming, bunny!
**[15:14] ---**
Better!
**[15:16] ---**
Just imagine Manami in a bunny suit...
**[15:19] ---**
Thanks for coming, big brother!
**[15:25] ---**
"One week later"
**[15:30] ---**
"Shrimpfry Butterfly"
**[15:33] ---**
Allow me to welcome you, Madam.
**[15:40] ---**
As usual, what a wonderful man.
**[15:43] ---**
This is such a pleasant little village.
**[15:45] ---**
It's much different than the rumors say.
**[15:48] ---**
No, no... We've only just begun
to transform this place.
**[15:52] ---**
Give it a month or two and it will
look much better than this.
**[15:57] ---**
Come back then and you'll think
you died and went to heaven.
**[16:01] ---**
Everything you've shown me thus far
has truly lived up to your word.
**[16:06] ---**
It's this right here.
**[16:08] ---**
Soap?
**[16:09] ---**
Oh! That soap is the best thing ever!
**[16:13] ---**
It washes away dirt like magic
and leaves your skin sparkling!
**[16:17] ---**
Magic... Sparkling, huh?
**[16:22] ---**
That soap was a hit.
**[16:24] ---**
Oh? Is this the village you
were talking about, Madam?
**[16:32] ---**
Good grief, Gramps.
**[16:33] ---**
Hmm?
**[16:34] ---**
I told you to wait until I called for you.
**[16:38] ---**
Old folk like me don't like waiting.
**[16:41] ---**
Madam, who is this gentleman?
**[16:44] ---**
This decrepit old man causing nothing
but trouble is Commando Sambo.
**[16:49] ---**
As you can see, he has bad eyes.
**[16:52] ---**
I brought him along to show him a good time
since he doesn't have long left.
**[16:58] ---**
Your mouth is as rotten as ever, Madam.
**[16:58] ---**
"Retired Soldier"
"Commando Sambo"
**[17:02] ---**
Can't you show your elders some respect?
**[17:04] ---**
Shut your mouth, Gramps.
**[17:06] ---**
I see... Judging by the cloth
covering your eyes,
**[17:10] ---**
I imagine your condition is quite serious.
**[17:13] ---**
You must be the man Madam was speaking about.
**[17:17] ---**
I'm a former retainer of Marshall Arts
and Sambo is my name.
**[17:22] ---**
Arts? Who was that again?
**[17:24] ---**
Oh? The renowned Master Arts, you say?
**[17:28] ---**
I'm sure your exploits
must have been great and many.
**[17:31] ---**
Yes, but several years ago,
a magical beast took both of my eyes.
**[17:38] ---**
I've since had to retire
as I'm no use to anyone now.
**[17:42] ---**
It must've been tough for you.
**[17:44] ---**
A subordinate of mine is
an exceptional doctor, actually.
**[17:48] ---**
She might be able to completely heal your eyes.
**[17:52] ---**
A-Are you serious about that?
**[17:55] ---**
If you wish, I'll take you to her.
**[17:58] ---**
Please do! Even if there's only
a slim chance, I can hope...
**[18:03] ---**
You're being such a bothersome old man.
**[18:06] ---**
I'm sorry about this.
We're only making more work for you.
**[18:10] ---**
It's no problem in the slightest.
**[18:13] ---**
Go on and guide him, Tahara.
**[18:15] ---**
This way, Master Sambo.
**[18:17] ---**
Okay...
**[18:19] ---**
"Message"
**[18:30] ---**
Welcome, Madam and Master Sambo.
**[18:35] ---**
This feels like I've stumbled
into another world or something...
**[18:42] ---**
Hurry up, Gramps. Have her take a look already.
**[18:45] ---**
You meddling woman.
A man like me won't run away.
**[18:49] ---**
Get on with it, you senile old man!
**[18:52] ---**
Master Sambo, are you ready
to begin the examination?
**[18:58] ---**
I'm so sorry, Ma'am,
for showing you such a ghastly thing.
**[19:03] ---**
The venom of a Scarecrow did this to me.
**[19:06] ---**
I see.
**[19:08] ---**
These days, I can only see
the outline of people at best.
**[19:12] ---**
I'd be so grateful if you can
make it any better.
**[19:16] ---**
Rest assured.
**[19:18] ---**
In the country I'm from, we have
a medicine that treats your symptoms.
**[19:23] ---**
Oh, Ma'am! Are you serious?
**[19:27] ---**
Yes, please wait a moment.
**[19:34] ---**
She plans to just use medicine to cure his eyes.
**[19:37] ---**
After all, it might be a bit too much
to show Madam her "Hand of God."
**[19:53] ---**
Please look up.
**[19:54] ---**
Like this?
**[20:01] ---**
Master Sambo, slowly open your eyes, please.
**[20:10] ---**
I can see! I can see!
My eyes are back to normal!
**[20:16] ---**
Gramps, are you serious?
**[20:18] ---**
Oh, Madam! You've fattened up
since I last saw you!
**[20:22] ---**
What did you eat to get so big?
**[20:25] ---**
Would you shut up, you walking corpse?!
**[20:31] ---**
I can see out of my eyes! I can see!
**[20:34] ---**
Why don't you go run off
and return to Arts already?
**[20:38] ---**
He'll be delighted, I'm sure.
**[20:40] ---**
Th-That's right! Lord Arts!
Sambo is coming back to serve you!
**[20:49] ---**
I'm so sorry for the ruckus we've caused.
**[20:52] ---**
I'll pay for all the trouble in his place.
**[20:56] ---**
This is... a holy lambda coin...
**[20:59] ---**
Its value depends on the market,
**[21:01] ---**
but I've heard they're worth
100 giant gold coins at the least.
***SIGN*** "Holy Lambda Coin" "Giant Gold Coin = 2,000,000 yen x 100 = 200,000,000 yen"
**[21:09] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[21:10] ---**
It's fine. That stubborn old blockhead
is indebted to me thanks to you.
**[21:16] ---**
That's worth much more to me
than any number of holy lambda coins.
**[21:22] ---**
Then, if you insist...
**[21:24] ---**
I have a feeling you and I
will develop a great relationship.
**[21:28] ---**
Oh, what a coincidence. I thought so too.
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Tahara. How do you feel about being
unable to meet your little sister here?
**[23:17] ---**
Manami...
**[23:19] ---**
Manami!
**[23:22] ---**
Uh...
**[23:23] ---**
It's fine! With us running
a business like we're in the Yakuza,
**[23:27] ---**
it's better that she's not around!
**[23:30] ---**
That's Tahara for you.
Talk about sister complex.
**[23:33] ---**
What's sister complex mean?
**[23:36] ---**
Next time, *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 10. "Madam Roars."
**[23:36] ---**
"Madam Roars"
# E10 - Madam Roars
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8KQ7P/madam-roars)
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**[00:01] ---**
"Holy Capital" "10 Years Ago"
**[00:08] ---**
"Luna, Age 6" "Eagle, Age 6"
**[00:11] ---**
Come on, hurry up and run!
**[00:13] ---**
W-Wait up, Luna!
**[00:16] ---**
If we don't get there fast,
all the bread will be gone!
**[00:19] ---**
I-I understand that, but...
**[00:23] ---**
With this much, we can even buy black bread!
**[00:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[00:30] ---**
It's so frustrating...
**[00:32] ---**
What?
**[00:36] ---**
Someday, I'm going to eat here
every day if I want to.
**[00:42] ---**
You and I both know that's pretty impossible.
**[00:45] ---**
You're so used to losing because
you give up before you even try!
**[00:50] ---**
I don't know what to tell you...
**[00:57] ---**
Hey now. What are poor filthy rats
like you doing in a place like this?
**[01:02] ---**
At least use the bridge
so we won't have to look at you.
**[01:08] ---**
This brat thinks she can snarl at us.
**[01:12] ---**
That explains why it smells like a beast.
**[01:14] ---**
Now my meal is completely ruined.
**[01:18] ---**
Don't do it, Luna.
**[01:20] ---**
I'll make you regret this.
**[01:23] ---**
Did you say something?
**[01:25] ---**
When I'm older, I'm lined up
to join the Holy Church.
**[01:29] ---**
I'll become a Holy Maiden.
**[01:31] ---**
And when I do, I'll make you regret
everything you've just said to us.
**[01:36] ---**
You've gone nuts, brat.
I've had enough of your--
**[01:39] ---**
I would just love to get all of your names.
**[01:44] ---**
I'm not introducing myself to rats!
**[01:47] ---**
L-Luna! You went way too far!
**[01:52] ---**
I refuse to lose to people like that.
**[01:56] ---**
After all, I put in more
effort than anyone else.
**[02:09] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:17] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:20] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:24] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:27] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:32] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[02:39] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:46] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:52] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[03:02] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[03:05] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[03:08] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[03:12] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[03:15] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[03:19] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[03:22] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[03:25] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[03:29] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[03:31] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[03:36] ---**
"Madam Roars"
**[03:42] ---**
Luna Elegant.
**[03:42] ---**
"2 Years Later"
**[03:44] ---**
You have faithfully abided
by the teachings of the Cherub,
**[03:45] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Age 8"
**[03:48] ---**
put into practice all you've learned,
**[03:50] ---**
and have reached an age
befitting of a Holy Maiden.
**[03:54] ---**
As of today, you are to enter the Holy Church,
**[03:57] ---**
and train to become worthy of a Holy Maiden.
**[04:01] ---**
It's with great honor that I accept.
**[04:04] ---**
Good.
**[04:07] ---**
I should mention that I have
a servant I'd like to bring along.
**[04:12] ---**
I know.
**[04:13] ---**
Oh? I'm impressed you've done
so much research about me.
**[04:17] ---**
That individual is no longer part of our world.
**[04:21] ---**
They were executed.
**[04:28] ---**
Research revealed they were
a demihuman, you see.
**[04:31] ---**
To think they infiltrated the Holy Capital...
**[04:35] ---**
A-A demihuman?
**[04:38] ---**
B-But I know they didn't do anything bad at all!
**[04:43] ---**
Being demihuman is a sin in itself.
**[04:47] ---**
Are you not someone who's striving
to become a Holy Maiden?
**[04:51] ---**
That's right.
**[04:53] ---**
In that case, you must be more
careful with whom you associate.
**[05:02] ---**
They're dead now...
**[05:05] ---**
According to the Holy Church
that follows the teachings,
**[05:08] ---**
demihumans can never be accepted.
**[05:14] ---**
Two years later, I became a Holy Maiden.
**[05:17] ---**
I was allowed to use "Light"
and even "Golden" magic
**[05:19] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Age 10"
**[05:21] ---**
because they saw my talent in magic.
**[05:24] ---**
Rabby, an impoverished village
where Bunnies blessed by the Cherub live.
**[05:24] ---**
"Dona Dona"
**[05:35] ---**
If I had been Lord here and had
stood at a position of power,
**[05:40] ---**
I might have been able to prevent their death.
**[05:44] ---**
O Cherub, please give me power...
**[05:49] ---**
Luna... Luna...
**[05:53] ---**
Cherub?!
**[05:55] ---**
Cherub? You've clearly been daydreaming.
Can you hear me, Luna?
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, Luna.
**[06:02] ---**
Oh, it was Demon Lord's voice!
**[06:05] ---**
So? What it is it? Do you want something?
**[06:08] ---**
You've got to be kidding me...
**[06:09] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai" "Shrimpfry Butterfly"
**[06:10] ---**
Madam and I are heading your way
as planned. Are you ready for us?
**[06:15] ---**
Of course, I was born ready!
Who do you think I am?
**[06:20] ---**
I see. Then I guess you talking
in your sleep was just my imagination.
**[06:25] ---**
I don't know what you mean!
**[06:29] ---**
In that case, I'm counting on you, Luna.
**[06:32] ---**
You've got it!
**[06:36] ---**
Madam, you're about to behold the main
attraction of our hot spring resort.
**[06:41] ---**
It's been one surprise after another
since my arrival...
**[06:45] ---**
...and yet you say this is only the beginning.
**[06:48] ---**
Well, you'll just have to see for yourself.
**[06:52] ---**
Jeez, Madam! You're so slow!
**[06:56] ---**
Come on! Hurry, hurry!
**[07:00] ---**
My, my... You sure are a spunky one today.
**[07:04] ---**
"Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
**[07:04] ---**
This is where I take my leave.
Please relax and enjoy yourself.
**[07:10] ---**
Thank you.
**[07:11] ---**
This way, Madam! Let's go!
**[07:15] ---**
This is the public bath!
**[07:24] ---**
You're telling me... all of these are baths?
**[07:30] ---**
Let's start by washing off!
**[07:32] ---**
My! What is this? Some sort of magic crystal?
**[07:38] ---**
It's called a shower!
**[07:41] ---**
Allow me to wash your back, hop!
**[07:44] ---**
It feels like all the built-up filth
is melting right off my body.
**[07:51] ---**
Doesn't it? I don't think I could live
anymore if I didn't get to do this.
**[07:58] ---**
I can wash your hair, bunny!
**[08:07] ---**
We start with the shampoo to wash away grime...
**[08:09] ---**
...and this rinse does wonders for healing
damage to the scalp and hair.
**[08:21] ---**
We could call it a day right now
and I'd still be satisfied.
**[08:26] ---**
Don't be silly, Madam.
**[08:28] ---**
I haven't even begun showing off my-- I mean...
**[08:31] ---**
There's still so much more I want to show you.
**[08:34] ---**
As usual, you're such a selfish
and straightforward girl.
**[08:39] ---**
Come on, Madam! Hurry up!
**[08:41] ---**
Yeah, yeah...
**[08:45] ---**
First up is this, Madam!
It's called a carbon dioxide bath.
**[08:50] ---**
What peculiar water this is...
**[08:54] ---**
This is... Ah... It's so good!
**[08:58] ---**
It almost feels like my whole body
is being set free.
**[09:02] ---**
Oh, get this, Madam!
**[09:04] ---**
This bath water is incredibly
good for your skin!
**[09:11] ---**
My skin... My rough skin is gone!
**[09:14] ---**
Come on, Madam! Let's go to the next one!
**[09:19] ---**
Huh? D-Don't run so fast, Luna!
**[09:27] ---**
This is the herbal bath.
Doesn't it smell so nice?
**[09:31] ---**
Are we in a forest?
It smells so refreshing in here!
**[09:41] ---**
It's an aroma that seeps right into your skin!
**[09:47] ---**
I see... You're very much in love too, Luna.
**[09:53] ---**
H-Huh?! What are you talking about?!
**[09:57] ---**
It's no use hiding it.
You like him, don't you? That Demon Lord...
**[10:03] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous! Why would I like him?!
**[10:08] ---**
Oh, Luna, that man will be one hard nut to crack.
**[10:12] ---**
If you don't polish up your feminine side,
he may never even look your way.
**[10:18] ---**
U-Uh... I think we've talked enough about him!
**[10:23] ---**
Whoa! Hold up, Luna!
**[10:29] ---**
This is what they call a salt sauna.
**[10:31] ---**
I'll show you exactly what to do
when you use one.
**[10:35] ---**
Salt, you say?
**[10:37] ---**
First, you wait for a sweat to build up.
**[10:40] ---**
And once it does, you gently rub
on the salt and coat your skin.
**[10:46] ---**
You then wait a while and wash off
all the salt in the shower.
**[10:51] ---**
And then repeat again!
**[10:54] ---**
Yeah?
**[10:56] ---**
I did this yesterday and
the results were amazing!
**[11:00] ---**
I could practically see my
excess skin falling right off.
**[11:04] ---**
All my old skin peeled away just like that...
**[11:07] ---**
...and left my skin feeling smooth and reborn!
**[11:10] ---**
It felt like I had less meat on
my stomach and thighs too!
**[11:16] ---**
Um, what's the matter, Madam?!
**[11:23] ---**
Eek!
**[11:24] ---**
Hell yeah!
**[11:28] ---**
Wh-What?
**[11:30] ---**
Luna, I've made up my mind!
**[11:33] ---**
About what?
**[11:35] ---**
"Shrimpfry Butterfly" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: Unknown" "Height: Around 170cm"
**[11:40] ---**
"Oysterfry Butterfly" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: Unknown" "Height: Around 170cm"
**[11:47] ---**
Madam Shrimpfry went to
Rabby Village for a vacation?!
**[11:51] ---**
"Angel White"
**[11:51] ---**
You mean he's lured in not only
our little sister, but Madam too?!
**[11:58] ---**
Queen, look at this!
**[12:00] ---**
"Killer Queen"
**[12:01] ---**
Hmm, vacation, huh?
**[12:04] ---**
Who cares?
**[12:05] ---**
Hey now! Don't brush it off so easily!
**[12:09] ---**
This means the Demon Lord has won
the favor of that Madam!
**[12:15] ---**
Demon Lord this, Demon Lord that.
Isn't he just Luna's favorite pet?
**[12:21] ---**
Why are you not taking this more seriously?!
**[12:25] ---**
Because I ran into that shithead Luna in Yahoo.
**[12:29] ---**
You should've seen the womanly
charms she was giving him.
**[12:34] ---**
That shithead has fallen in love.
**[12:37] ---**
Who cares about love?
This is a crisis of the kingdom!
**[12:43] ---**
Well, you wouldn't exactly understand.
**[12:46] ---**
Hopefully you can find love someday.
**[12:49] ---**
I'll even pray for you as a Holy Maiden.
**[12:51] ---**
Don't talk like I'm some pitiful girl, please.
**[12:55] ---**
I'm trying to have a serious conversation.
**[12:58] ---**
O holy someone way up in Heaven...
**[13:01] ---**
How's it go again?
**[13:03] ---**
I pray my big sister isn't always unwanted.
**[13:08] ---**
Also, Mr. Zero... I love you.
**[13:12] ---**
I adore you!
**[13:14] ---**
You just wanted to finish with that, didn't you?
**[13:17] ---**
Mr. Zero...
**[13:18] ---**
There's still more?!
**[13:27] ---**
"Isami Tahara"
**[13:28] ---**
Oh, it's just Tahara.
**[13:31] ---**
That "just" was unwarranted.
**[13:34] ---**
I've been working since this morning, you know.
**[13:38] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[13:38] ---**
Is that a map of the village?
**[13:40] ---**
The facilities are placed differently though.
**[13:43] ---**
Hmm, that's right.
**[13:46] ---**
Are you unsatisfied with where
the Chief placed the buildings?
**[13:51] ---**
Situations change, so locations must too.
**[13:54] ---**
And I should mention, I already got
the Chief's permission to do this.
**[13:59] ---**
Yeah? In that case, it's fine.
**[14:01] ---**
You know, to think you were this devoted
to the Chief blows my mind.
**[14:08] ---**
I just don't know what's gotten into you.
**[14:11] ---**
More like, have you changed
your hobbies up or something?
**[14:16] ---**
When it comes to you, I always thought
you were a hardcore little boy lover.
**[14:16] ---**
Little boy Aku, little boy Luna,
little boy Tron! It's too much!
**[14:16] ---**
"Little boys!!"
**[14:22] ---**
There's so many Bunny brats
for you to choose from too.
**[14:27] ---**
Lately, no other guys but
the Chief even enter my mind.
**[14:31] ---**
Is that right?
**[14:33] ---**
Please, stay as you are.
Stay sweet like this forever...
**[14:37] ---**
...for the sake of this world.
**[14:39] ---**
In any case, it looks like you're
changing a whole lot of things.
**[14:43] ---**
Yeah, kinda.
**[14:45] ---**
I'm thinking about dividing it up into
sections that serve different purposes.
**[14:50] ---**
Sort of like so...
**[14:52] ---**
Medical section, business section,
commoner section, and Bunny section.
**[14:57] ---**
Sounds like it'll take a lot of money.
**[15:00] ---**
About that... We'd be exchanging your
holy coin thing for all that we need.
**[15:06] ---**
Yeah? I'm so glad my work came in handy!
**[15:10] ---**
I know. Chief was really happy,
saying you'll be a great source of revenue.
**[15:18] ---**
Please, let her stay sweet like this forever...
**[15:21] ---**
Seriously. I'm begging you.
**[15:24] ---**
But, I'm thinking...
**[15:26] ---**
If you're changing things up this much,
why not ask Madam's opinion?
**[15:32] ---**
I refuse.
**[15:33] ---**
Listen, you might say that this is our castle.
**[15:37] ---**
Madam gets no say in what we do.
**[15:40] ---**
I'm not letting some noble
dictate what we do in our territory.
**[15:45] ---**
It sets a dangerous precedent.
**[15:47] ---**
Yu...
**[15:49] ---**
...are you that stupid?
**[15:52] ---**
I'll kill you.
**[15:55] ---**
Did you forget the Nightless City incident?
**[16:00] ---**
I'm sorry. It was a careless remark.
**[16:04] ---**
Though Chief said he's going the
opposite direction as the Great Empire.
**[16:10] ---**
He did. He also said going down
that same path would be boring.
**[16:15] ---**
Yu, are you fine with that?
**[16:20] ---**
The thing about me, Tahara...
**[16:22] ---**
I was touched by the world's fault.
**[16:24] ---**
There you go again with the crazy talk.
**[16:28] ---**
What's more, I can feel the presence
of God within the Chief.
**[16:37] ---**
What the hell?
**[16:38] ---**
What's it you say?
Unlocking the mysteries of the body or something?
**[16:43] ---**
Is this a new favorite saying
to replace the old one?
**[16:47] ---**
No, it's not.
**[16:49] ---**
As time goes on, that feeling
only gets stronger.
**[16:53] ---**
Can't you vaguely sense it's true?
**[17:05] ---**
I'm pretty sure I'm as healthy
as it gets, but...
**[17:08] ---**
Don't say that. Everyone should get
regular checkups just in case.
**[17:13] ---**
And it would be awful if
something happened to you.
**[17:16] ---**
Well, I suppose...
**[17:25] ---**
I-I think I'm done here.
**[17:28] ---**
I'll just come and see you when I feel sick.
**[17:31] ---**
Huh? You mustn't go, Chief.
**[17:34] ---**
Your examination isn't over yet.
**[17:38] ---**
Ah, your chest is so hot to the touch...
**[17:41] ---**
And so hard... and manly...
**[17:45] ---**
L-Let's wrap it up. I've got to get
started with some other work.
**[17:49] ---**
We can continue this later.
**[17:51] ---**
Aww, Chief!
**[18:19] ---**
This is where it's at...
**[18:24] ---**
An outdoor bath in a fantasy world...
**[18:27] ---**
I found you.
**[18:29] ---**
It's the runt! What the hell
are you doing here?!
**[18:34] ---**
You worked hard all today.
**[18:36] ---**
Let me wash that long hair of yours.
**[18:36] ---**
"Tron"
**[18:40] ---**
This here's the men's bath, runt!
**[18:43] ---**
I'm not a runt. My name is Tron.
**[18:48] ---**
What would Yu or Luna say if they saw this?
Hurry up and leave!
**[18:53] ---**
And at least wear a towel!
**[18:56] ---**
I don't mind being seen by Zero.
**[18:59] ---**
I'm not Zero! And don't ever call me
that with people around!
**[19:07] ---**
All right. What I just saw will be
a secret between Zero and me.
**[19:12] ---**
Enough about Zero.
Head to the women's bath already.
**[19:20] ---**
Oh, my...
**[19:28] ---**
Well, it's no surprise the TV doesn't work.
**[19:35] ---**
If this were the same as the game,
the dining room would be stocked...
**[19:39] ---**
...and steamed buns would
automatically be put in the rooms.
**[19:44] ---**
I guess we're out of luck as far
as food is concerned.
**[19:49] ---**
Though, the consumables are being
replenished all on their own,
**[19:53] ---**
so it's not like everything's a bust.
**[20:03] ---**
"Aku"
**[20:03] ---**
Demon Lord! This hot spring resort is really amazing!
**[20:08] ---**
The water, the baths, everything!
**[20:10] ---**
Calm down, Aku.
**[20:12] ---**
I went in the one called an herbal bath today!
**[20:16] ---**
Mmm?
**[20:17] ---**
It's true, you do smell sweet like herbs.
**[20:20] ---**
Really?
**[20:23] ---**
Are you sleeping with me again?
**[20:32] ---**
Aku! Didn't I say you had to be
my body pillow today?!
**[20:37] ---**
If you're looking for Aku,
she's sleeping with me.
**[20:40] ---**
Y-You pervert!
**[20:42] ---**
What do you plan on doing to her?
**[20:45] ---**
I don't know what you're imagining,
but I'm sure your head is in naughty places.
**[20:58] ---**
S-Since you leave me no choice,
I guess I'll have to sleep here tonight too.
**[21:04] ---**
How can this bed be so incredibly soft?
It's unbelievable...
**[21:12] ---**
H-Hey! Y-You just touched my butt, didn't you?!
**[21:17] ---**
How many times are you
going to falsely accuse me?
**[21:22] ---**
I-It's no use denying it.
**[21:24] ---**
I-I'll have to keep watch
on this bad hand of yours.
**[21:28] ---**
Hey now...
**[21:31] ---**
I-It's pretty hard, isn't it?
And your veins are throbbing...
**[21:36] ---**
Would you stop saying things
that sound all wrong?
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Demon Lord!
**[23:12] ---**
Hmm? Got a cold, Aku? Your voice...
**[23:15] ---**
Ugh, I'm the same way...
**[23:18] ---**
Tron too.
**[23:19] ---**
Anyways, why are the
three of you wearing shorts?
**[23:22] ---**
Ch-Chief. Just this once,
would you let me turn you into a little boy?
**[23:28] ---**
Little boy, little boy,
little boy, little boy...
**[23:31] ---**
Little boy!
**[23:32] ---**
W-Was that a dream?
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 11. "Yukikaze Attacks."
**[23:37] ---**
"Yukikaze Attacks."
# E11 - Yukikaze Attacks
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN0JM4/yukikaze-attacks)
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***SIGN*** "To Aku & Luna: I'm heading to the Holy Capital but I'll be back by nightfall, so behave and wait here for me. Don't come and try to look for me there. That means you, Luna. It would only cause more trouble. - Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:08] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[00:13] ---**
"Aku"
**[00:14] ---**
Demon Lord... The hot spring
makes my skin... so smooth.
**[00:23] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[00:24] ---**
My butt is... so smooth.
**[00:30] ---**
Lately, it's been so hectic and busy.
**[00:33] ---**
But since I left a note behind,
I can finally spread my wings and explore.
**[00:38] ---**
Oh my, how wonderful!
**[00:39] ---**
He's so handsome!
**[00:46] ---**
"Mikan" "Yukikaze"
**[00:47] ---**
I had a dream about the old man last night.
**[00:49] ---**
He's so manly!
**[00:51] ---**
Again?
**[00:53] ---**
I honestly don't know how to react
when you tell me that every time.
**[00:59] ---**
Even after waking up,
my butt still burns like a fire!
**[01:04] ---**
Gimme a break! It's too early for this!
**[01:12] ---**
Hey! W-Wait, Yukikaze!
**[01:15] ---**
Old man!
**[01:21] ---**
We finally meet again!
**[01:27] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:35] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:38] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:41] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:45] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:50] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:57] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:03] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:10] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:20] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:23] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:26] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:30] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:33] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:37] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:40] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:43] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:47] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:49] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:54] ---**
"Yukikaze Attacks"
**[03:02] ---**
Huh? No way, Demon Lord?! R-Really?
**[03:05] ---**
Oh? It's been a while.
**[03:09] ---**
Although I made it sound like we're old friends,
**[03:11] ---**
I can't remember their names for the life of me.
**[03:14] ---**
It's been so crazy lately
that it's understandable, but...
**[03:18] ---**
It's too bad this world doesn't
have name cards or anything.
**[03:23] ---**
Hmm? Name cards, huh?
**[03:26] ---**
Those actually might catch on here.
**[03:29] ---**
It might work out good for Rabby...
**[03:31] ---**
...considering how sad it is
they're only famous for carrots.
**[03:35] ---**
Um, where have you been, old man?
**[03:38] ---**
Hmm? Oh...
**[03:41] ---**
I've set up base in Rabby Village
and we're working to revamp it.
**[03:46] ---**
Oh, really? Then the rumor was true after all.
**[03:50] ---**
Then what brings you here?
**[03:52] ---**
I need to ask the Adventurer's Guild
a couple of things.
**[03:56] ---**
The Guild? What do you want to know?
**[03:59] ---**
Well, regarding the dungeons up in the north...
**[04:02] ---**
I actually want to ask about items
that ward against magic, but...
**[04:07] ---**
The Guild won't be able to tell you much
about things outside the country.
**[04:13] ---**
But I can teach you! Leave it to me!
**[04:15] ---**
Wh-What?! Yukikaze!
**[04:17] ---**
Don't just say things willy-nilly!
You're talking to the Demon Lord!
**[04:20] ---**
Then why don't you go home, sit in a corner,
and turn into frozen Mikan?
**[04:26] ---**
Who you calling frozen Mikan?!
And why should I sit in the corner?!
**[04:30] ---**
At least let me sit in the center of the room!
**[04:30] ---**
I see... So these two were
Yukikaze and Mikan, huh?
**[04:32] ---**
Does it even matter, frozen Mikan?
**[04:34] ---**
Stop calling me that, idiot!
**[04:34] ---**
That shouldn't be so hard to remember.
**[04:36] ---**
I think I'll give this tag-team
the nickname Yukimikan.
**[04:41] ---**
Anyways, old man...
There's a favorite place of mine nearby.
**[04:46] ---**
I want to treat you as thanks
for all you've done.
**[04:49] ---**
I believe I told you before.
There's no need to pay me back.
**[04:57] ---**
Yes... You said it was important for you too.
**[05:01] ---**
That's right.
**[05:04] ---**
She's really got such pure white skin...
**[05:08] ---**
It makes her seem so mystical,
like fallen snow that never melts.
**[05:13] ---**
It may not be lunch yet,
but you can drink there any time!
**[05:17] ---**
Drink, huh?
**[05:20] ---**
Gulp!
**[05:21] ---**
It's been a while since I craved a drink.
**[05:24] ---**
I've hardly had a moment
of peace to myself lately.
**[05:29] ---**
It's this way!
**[05:31] ---**
I'll follow you from behind.
**[05:33] ---**
We're not kids anymore,
so we don't need to hold hands.
**[05:37] ---**
Please. If you don't... I'll get lost.
**[05:41] ---**
You will?!
**[05:43] ---**
That was close!
**[05:45] ---**
I almost shouted that out on instinct!
**[05:49] ---**
She looks like the type of girl that
quietly reads books at the library, but...
**[05:54] ---**
...she's a huge airhead?
**[05:56] ---**
Mikan, lead the way.
**[05:59] ---**
Fine then, sheesh!
**[06:01] ---**
I've just gotta take you there, right?
What a crummy day...
**[06:05] ---**
This Mikan girl, on the other hand,
doesn't seem to care for me much.
**[06:10] ---**
Then again, with a name like Demon Lord,
I shouldn't expect to be liked.
**[06:15] ---**
I've just got to put up with it until
business in Rabby Village takes off.
**[06:21] ---**
Maze of affection. Labyrinth Love.
**[06:24] ---**
What in the world is she talking about?
**[06:27] ---**
"Bar" "Noma Noma"
**[06:30] ---**
Owner, three ales! We brought you a customer!
**[06:34] ---**
Oh, if it isn't Mikan!
**[06:36] ---**
It's not very often that
you bring along a-- Huh?
**[06:40] ---**
Hmm? Does she know me from somewhere?
**[06:43] ---**
I wonder if she got involved
in the chaos the other day...
**[06:46] ---**
It's the Demon Lord everyone's
talking about! Nice job, Mikan!
**[06:46] ---**
"Iei"
**[06:50] ---**
Oh, was that you? Come here and sit with us!
I'll buy you a beer!
**[06:55] ---**
Huh? Who's that?
**[06:56] ---**
You idiot! He's the one who
blew Carnival into smithereens!
**[07:01] ---**
Hey, go grab the boys for this!
**[07:08] ---**
Old man, come sit over here!
**[07:14] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
**[07:17] ---**
Every shop in the area is grateful
for what you've done.
**[07:21] ---**
Drink as much as you want
since it's on the house today!
**[07:27] ---**
In any case, I might as well
start drinking, then.
**[07:31] ---**
We can talk afterwards.
**[07:36] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:38] ---**
Helping you drink.
**[07:40] ---**
Is this some hostess bar?!
**[07:42] ---**
What kind of idiot would drink
like this in the morning?!
**[07:46] ---**
Besides, people don't want
to be bothered when they drink...
**[07:49] ---**
...and prefer to help themselves!
**[07:52] ---**
I'm sorry, but let me drink on my own.
**[07:56] ---**
That's too bad.
**[08:02] ---**
This is good.
**[08:03] ---**
Oh, man! This makes all the hard work
these past few days worth it!
**[08:10] ---**
Why is she drinking my ale when she has her own?
**[08:15] ---**
It went so deep... down your throat!
**[08:18] ---**
Quit saying weird stuff!
**[08:20] ---**
Jeez, everything that comes out
of her mouth is ridiculous...
**[08:25] ---**
Indirect kiss. Love is bubblicious.
**[08:29] ---**
Sorry, but could you talk using real words?
**[08:34] ---**
Yukikaze sure never changes.
**[08:37] ---**
Here, I brought you some things to snack on.
**[08:40] ---**
Oh? Let's see...
**[08:45] ---**
It's normal in a good way.
**[08:46] ---**
It's normal?
That's a pretty rude way of putting it!
**[08:50] ---**
Sorry. I mean no offense, but...
**[08:53] ---**
I tried something similar to this in Yahoo,
but it wasn't very good at all.
**[08:59] ---**
Oh, I see what you mean.
**[09:01] ---**
But trying to compare here to there
is a huge mistake.
**[09:07] ---**
I get the feeling that bar owner
is pretty good at what she does.
**[09:13] ---**
Does this girl only eat what people
already put in their mouths?
**[09:17] ---**
The old man's thick stuff... is oozing!
**[09:21] ---**
I told you to quit saying weird stuff!
**[09:24] ---**
Ah, that's the only way Yukikaze
knows how to talk, so give it up.
**[09:32] ---**
Could it be she's not an airhead,
but a total pervert?
**[09:36] ---**
Unless I hurry along the conversation,
I might end up in an infinite loop.
**[09:43] ---**
So, I'd like to get on to the subject already.
**[09:46] ---**
Mmm?
**[09:48] ---**
"Iei" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 45" "Height: 168cm"
**[09:53] ---**
"Angel White" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 18" "Height: 165cm"
**[09:59] ---**
I'm unfamiliar with the customs
and adventurer system in this area.
**[10:05] ---**
I honestly don't want to talk
to Demon Lord, but...
**[10:09] ---**
Considering he's saved us twice now,
I guess I have to.
**[10:14] ---**
I'm not sure what to tell you
about the adventurer system.
**[10:18] ---**
I mean, we fight monsters, earn rewards,
**[10:21] ---**
and I guess find treasure in ruins and dungeons?
**[10:27] ---**
The guild accepts various requests,
tasks them to the adventurers,
**[10:31] ---**
and receives a finder's fee.
**[10:33] ---**
Also, adventurers take parts off monsters
and sell them to the guild.
**[10:39] ---**
The nicer the part is, the more it sells for.
**[10:43] ---**
There's also rankings given to adventurers.
**[10:46] ---**
Yeah. The higher your rank,
the better terms and treatment you get.
**[10:52] ---**
Guilds with skilled adventurers
make out like a bandit.
**[10:56] ---**
That's why guilds always compete for them.
**[11:00] ---**
That seems pretty similar
to professional sports players.
**[11:03] ---**
If you're good enough,
teams scout you and offer tons of money.
**[11:07] ---**
They good players can pick
whichever team gives the best offer.
**[11:12] ---**
When money is short,
some become mercenaries too.
**[11:15] ---**
Mercenaries, huh?
**[11:17] ---**
For those not skilled enough,
you do whatever it takes to get by.
**[11:22] ---**
In that way, this world
isn't so different than mine.
**[11:27] ---**
Sometimes monsters are hard
to come by, even in dungeons.
**[11:31] ---**
Well, it doesn't exactly
sound like a stable job.
**[11:35] ---**
They're not office workers, after all.
**[11:37] ---**
It's not like they can count on
a monthly salary or any kind of bonus.
**[11:42] ---**
They're basically self-employed
workers who put their life on the line.
**[11:48] ---**
In wartime like this, a lot of people
have nothing to do.
**[11:52] ---**
In wartime?
**[11:53] ---**
When there's war, it's much harder
to get into the northern countries.
**[11:57] ---**
There're spies and agents everywhere.
**[12:00] ---**
By the way you talk,
I take it there's times of peace too.
**[12:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:05] ---**
The warring has gone on for so long,
there's profit to be made during peace.
**[12:11] ---**
If there's war all year long, the trades
and the crops might never recover.
**[12:17] ---**
That would ruin everyone in no time.
**[12:19] ---**
I learned more than I was expecting. Thank you.
**[12:24] ---**
If it's you, I'll tell you anything.
**[12:29] ---**
Is it just me, or is she a bit too close?
**[12:32] ---**
This goes beyond being friendly...
**[12:35] ---**
Ahem! So, what kind of items
do people discover in dungeons?
**[12:41] ---**
Um, there's all sorts, but...
**[12:44] ---**
For example, with weapons and armor,
**[12:47] ---**
they can be broken down
into basically five categories.
**[12:51] ---**
Things made from your basic metal
and leather are called "Normal."
**[12:56] ---**
Whereas "Solid" items are made from
monster fangs, pelts, scales, and such.
**[13:02] ---**
But unless you're skilled,
those are tough to make.
**[13:05] ---**
Then you've got "High-End" items
made with special materials or metals.
**[13:10] ---**
Only Dwarves can build those.
It's impossible for a human.
**[13:14] ---**
The next I don't know a whole much about,
**[13:17] ---**
but there are "Uniques" that a handful
of S-Rank adventurers wield.
**[13:21] ---**
Finally, there's items called "Legendaries."
**[13:24] ---**
That's what the Holy Maiden's
hammer and staves are.
**[13:28] ---**
I see...
**[13:30] ---**
For as messed up as she is,
she's still a Holy Maiden.
**[13:35] ---**
We try to find unidentified items too.
**[13:38] ---**
You can name them yourself!
**[13:40] ---**
Oh? That's very intriguing.
**[13:43] ---**
We could think of a nice name
together to give our new baby.
**[13:48] ---**
We're not newlyweds!
**[13:49] ---**
Gah! I couldn't help myself!
**[13:52] ---**
It's no use! I lose my groove around her!
**[13:55] ---**
This friendliness is plain messed up!
**[13:59] ---**
Then again, they've taught me a great deal.
**[14:02] ---**
There's just one more thing I need to confirm...
**[14:06] ---**
Tell me, can you find any
decent items sold at shops?
**[14:10] ---**
Items that you find all over are mass produced.
**[14:13] ---**
They're not very effective.
**[14:15] ---**
Couldn't you get better items
as long as you have the money?
**[14:19] ---**
Like armor strong against magic,
or swords that slice through hard scales?
**[14:24] ---**
To defend against level four and five magic,
it needs to be Unique level.
**[14:29] ---**
But I bet a weapon of yours could
take down any opponent.
**[14:33] ---**
Hmm...
**[14:35] ---**
In any case, I need to go and confirm
all this info with my own eyes.
**[14:40] ---**
Fortunately, the village
preparations are complete...
**[14:43] ---**
...and Tahara can easily take care of the rest.
**[14:47] ---**
Rather, leaving everything to him
will produce better results anyways.
**[14:52] ---**
Achoo!
**[14:55] ---**
"Isami Tahara"
**[14:57] ---**
The north, huh?
**[15:00] ---**
I think I'll have to go there myself.
**[15:04] ---**
Old man... If you're going north,
I want you to take me with you.
**[15:11] ---**
Take you?
**[15:14] ---**
Despite my looks, I'm a B-Rank adventurer.
I'd be helpful.
**[15:19] ---**
It's true, I could use a guide
and someone with experience.
**[15:25] ---**
Yu and Tahara are busy with the village,
so they can't come.
**[15:28] ---**
And bringing the kids along
is out of the question.
**[15:31] ---**
Plus, Tron might be persecuted
if she leaves the village.
**[15:35] ---**
All right. If it's not any trouble,
I might take you up on that.
**[15:40] ---**
As with anything, we should learn
from those with experience.
**[15:46] ---**
Leave it to me. You won't regret it.
**[15:50] ---**
Man, she sure says weird things sometimes.
**[15:53] ---**
But can you believe how beautiful a girl she is?
**[15:56] ---**
With my evil face and her tagging along,
**[15:56] ---**
"Man"
**[15:59] ---**
I feel like no one will stop us for inspections.
**[16:03] ---**
If you act now, Mikan will come as an extra.
**[16:05] ---**
Don't add me to the party on your own!
And who are you calling an extra?!
**[16:10] ---**
Mmm. I'm counting on you too.
**[16:13] ---**
Don't count on me!
You two can go all the way there alone!
**[16:16] ---**
Go all the way?
Mikan, you're such a naughty one.
**[16:20] ---**
Argh! Would you just shut up?!
**[16:28] ---**
I cannot put this off a moment longer.
**[16:30] ---**
"Angel White"
**[16:31] ---**
O Seraph,
**[16:32] ---**
I must take the sacred Omega Staff into my possession.
**[16:37] ---**
Please, forgive me.
**[16:43] ---**
I need one of the miracles
the Omega Staff makes possible.
**[16:47] ---**
Instant Movement within
the Kingdom of Holy Light.
**[16:50] ---**
All the magic in this staff will be consumed...
**[16:54] ---**
...and used to bolster my magical power.
**[16:57] ---**
With the magic circle in this room,
the miracle can at last be employed.
**[17:02] ---**
O Seraph, please give me power...
**[17:07] ---**
I must rescue her.
**[17:09] ---**
Not just because she's a Holy Maiden,
but because she's my precious sister Luna as well.
**[17:14] ---**
Whether I must fight or negotiate with him,
**[17:17] ---**
as long as she remains his hostage,
I won't have the freedom to act.
**[17:22] ---**
Demon Lord, I won't let you do as you please.
**[17:27] ---**
"Seraph's Bound"
**[17:27] ---**
Seraph's Bound!
**[17:35] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
I didn't... screw it up, did I?
**[17:57] ---**
Hmm?
**[17:58] ---**
Hey, you lady there!
**[17:59] ---**
Uh, yes?
**[18:01] ---**
Are you the one we asked for
that can use "Light" magic or something?
**[18:06] ---**
Those magic crystals are all you.
**[18:08] ---**
H-Huh?
**[18:09] ---**
What are you standing around for?
**[18:11] ---**
And who shows up to do work
wearing a white dress like that?
**[18:15] ---**
You think work is that easy?
**[18:18] ---**
This ain't some ball, you know.
**[18:20] ---**
H-Huh?
**[18:23] ---**
Get on with it!
**[18:24] ---**
R-Right!
**[18:34] ---**
Why am I even doing this?
**[18:37] ---**
And who was that rude man anyways?
**[18:40] ---**
Sister!
**[18:42] ---**
Why are you here?
**[18:44] ---**
Luna!
**[18:45] ---**
Luna, we have to leave.
**[18:48] ---**
You're being tricked by that Demon Lord.
**[18:51] ---**
Huh? What in the world are you talking about?
**[18:55] ---**
Oh! Check this out, Sis! Aren't they so big?
**[18:59] ---**
Is this any time to be bragging about carrots?
**[19:02] ---**
Let's hurry back to the Holy Castle.
**[19:04] ---**
Hurry back? I don't think so!
**[19:07] ---**
I'm kinda busy revamping my territory!
**[19:10] ---**
And you know, it's such a monstrous undertaking!
**[19:14] ---**
Monstrous?
**[19:19] ---**
Is he planning to use this village
as a base to gather a horde of monsters?
**[19:25] ---**
In the first place, how did he get
the money for such a large operation?
**[19:31] ---**
I heard he sold a holy coin or something,
but I'm not exactly sure.
**[19:36] ---**
A-A sacred, holy coin?
**[19:38] ---**
Luna, they're calling for you over there.
**[19:41] ---**
Again? What is it this time?!
**[19:44] ---**
There's a big boulder blocking the way.
**[19:44] ---**
"Tron"
**[19:47] ---**
Break it with your goldie.
**[19:49] ---**
There's really no helping it!
**[19:51] ---**
Without me around,
no one can accomplish anything!
**[19:55] ---**
Hurry up and come.
**[19:57] ---**
Hold up! Quit pulling my clothes!
**[20:00] ---**
I'll talk to you later, Sis!
**[20:03] ---**
Kyon, Momo! Could you show
my sister to the hot springs?!
**[20:07] ---**
There's no doubt about it.
That girl has Devil blood.
**[20:12] ---**
She's a despicable "Devil."
**[20:13] ---**
"Kyon" "Momo"
**[20:14] ---**
We'll guide you there, hop!
**[20:19] ---**
Luna's already been bewitched to this extent...
**[20:24] ---**
Miss Luna will come a bit later,
but feel free to bathe without her, bunny.
**[20:29] ---**
Bathe?
**[20:33] ---**
Use the changing room just inside
to undress before you bathe, bunny.
**[20:42] ---**
I think the only way to free Luna
is to topple the Demon Lord.
**[20:43] ---**
"Men's Bath"
**[20:46] ---**
In any case, why a bath?
**[20:56] ---**
I suppose a bath is an appropriate
place to find out the bare truth.
**[21:01] ---**
This may end up being my
final chance to persuade Luna.
**[21:12] ---**
This is...?
**[21:14] ---**
These... are all baths?
**[21:17] ---**
All of them?!
**[21:20] ---**
Luna... I mean, what is the Demon Lord thinking?
**[21:25] ---**
Huh? That's...
**[21:34] ---**
There's more baths... outside?
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
I reach out my hand and brush aside
the bangs on Aku's face.
**[23:16] ---**
Demon Lord?
**[23:17] ---**
Yes... Your eyes are as pretty as ever.
**[23:20] ---**
I-I don't really like my eyes though.
**[23:23] ---**
But I do. Looking at them calms me down.
**[23:29] ---**
Though her eyes reflect two different colors,
it doesn't bother me at all.
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 12.
"White Angel and Demon Lord."
**[23:37] ---**
"White Angel and Demon Lord."
# E12 - Angel White and Demon Lord
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VJ3Z/white-angel-and-demon-lord)
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**[00:04] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:12] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[00:15] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[00:19] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[00:22] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[00:27] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[00:34] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[00:41] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[00:47] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[00:57] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:00] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:03] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:07] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:10] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:14] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:17] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:20] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:24] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[01:26] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:32] ---**
D-Demon Lord?!
**[01:37] ---**
Oh? What a rare intruder we have here today.
**[01:43] ---**
"White Angel and Demon Lord"
**[01:50] ---**
W-Were you...
**[01:52] ---**
"Angel White"
**[01:53] ---**
...waiting to ambush me or something?
**[01:56] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[01:57] ---**
This is a sacred place called an outdoor bath.
**[02:01] ---**
The only ones who cause a ruckus here
are kids who don't know better...
**[02:05] ---**
...and uncivilized fools.
**[02:07] ---**
I want to believe you fall
into neither of those groups.
**[02:13] ---**
Calm down, me! If I inadvertently
make her scream or shriek,
**[02:17] ---**
not only will my reputation crumble,
but my name will be ruined!
**[02:22] ---**
Take riding on a crowded train, for example.
**[02:25] ---**
Why is it, that without any damn reason at all,
**[02:26] ---**
"I'm telling you it wasn't me"
**[02:29] ---**
guys are instantly made the bad guy?
**[02:36] ---**
I won't be jailed for a dumb reason
like ogling at a Holy Maiden, will I?
**[02:48] ---**
Shit! Why does trouble like this
always follow me when I take a bath?!
**[02:53] ---**
And what's a Holy Maiden
doing in this village anyways?
**[02:56] ---**
Plus, isn't this the men's bath?
**[03:01] ---**
Could it be a honey trap or something?!
**[03:01] ---**
Sister!
**[03:04] ---**
What are you looking at?!
**[03:05] ---**
Wait... Even if it's possible they
set up a trap like that for me,
**[03:10] ---**
there's no way a woman who's the pinnacle
of the kingdom would take part in it.
**[03:16] ---**
If you've come all this way to find me,
I imagine it's for something important.
**[03:22] ---**
And believe it or not, I'm quite proud
of being able to lend an ear.
**[03:27] ---**
Something important? It's all because you--
**[03:30] ---**
Before that...
**[03:32] ---**
This appearance of yours is taxing for me.
**[03:36] ---**
I recommend you use this.
**[03:49] ---**
W-Were you staring at my naked body?!
**[03:53] ---**
How about you dip yourself in the bath already?
**[03:57] ---**
If someone as vital as you catches a cold,
it would be bad for the kingdom.
**[04:08] ---**
Th-This is the first time a man
has seen me naked...
**[04:13] ---**
And what's more, he said seeing me was taxing?!
**[04:17] ---**
Now then, let's hear this
important business of yours.
**[04:22] ---**
I-Is he saying my naked body
isn't even worth looking at?
**[04:27] ---**
D-Demon Lord, it's bad enough that Mada--
**[04:34] ---**
What's the matter, Holy Maiden White?
**[04:37] ---**
Surely the representative of your kingdom
wouldn't be so adorable...
**[04:41] ---**
...as to be shaken by the sight of a naked man.
**[04:46] ---**
N-No... It doesn't... It doesn't matter.
**[04:49] ---**
It's no big deal. It's not like it's some
indecent crime to see a man naked.
**[04:55] ---**
Th-This is the first time I've seen
a naked man in my life.
**[04:59] ---**
And for it to be Demon Lord
of all people, the root of all evil...
**[05:06] ---**
O-Oh?
**[05:08] ---**
As a matter of fact, seeing your
naked body means nothing to me.
**[05:12] ---**
Well isn't that splendid.
**[05:14] ---**
That means we can have a nice,
calm conversation then.
**[05:18] ---**
What are you trying to do to
this kingdom by deceiving Madam?
**[05:23] ---**
Deceiving people doesn't sound
like a calming topic to me.
**[05:27] ---**
Both Luna and Madam wish to stay
in the village of their own volition.
**[05:33] ---**
I'm not forcing anyone to do anything.
**[05:41] ---**
Give me one good reason
I should believe that! Go on!
**[05:45] ---**
I'd appreciate if you came no closer.
**[05:48] ---**
That body of yours is
rather stimulating, you know.
**[05:51] ---**
J-Just how much do you plan to
insult me until you're satisfied?!
**[05:57] ---**
You're mistaken. I'm completely
serious in everything that I say.
**[06:03] ---**
This mouth of mine speaks only the truth.
**[06:07] ---**
Y-You have the nerve to say
that you're speaking the truth?!
**[06:12] ---**
As far as Madam is concerned, I do.
**[06:15] ---**
This bath here should answer
some of your questions.
**[06:20] ---**
How can a bath answer my questions?
**[06:23] ---**
Calm your heart and sink in
to your shoulders at least.
**[06:38] ---**
That's better. Wherever there's light,
there's always shadow too.
**[06:43] ---**
My mind is blank. I'm filled with nothingness.
**[06:48] ---**
This bath... is like...
**[06:52] ---**
My shoulders!
**[06:56] ---**
Hey, quit with the funny sounds!
And stop using such a cute voice!
**[07:06] ---**
Wh-What's happening to me?
**[07:09] ---**
This is... a first for me!
**[07:12] ---**
Gah! You're doing it on purpose!
**[07:19] ---**
This outdoor bath helps with
more than just exhaustion.
**[07:23] ---**
It also helps set you free from everyday life.
**[07:27] ---**
You'll forget all your troubles
and feel released for a time.
**[07:31] ---**
It also restores your strength and
gives you the vigor to face tomorrow.
**[07:36] ---**
Sets you free... from everyday life?
**[07:40] ---**
The pleasantness you're experiencing
now is the answer to everything.
**[07:46] ---**
A-Are you telling me to drink this?
**[07:50] ---**
Are you so scared by a drink from
the Demon Lord that you refuse to drink it?
**[07:55] ---**
The cautiousness and cowardice
from you as this kingdom's pinnacle...
**[08:00] ---**
...is one of the reasons this
land is in such disarray.
**[08:05] ---**
Y-You have no right to say
anything like that to me.
**[08:09] ---**
Besides, if you think you can poison
me with this drink, you're mistaken.
**[08:13] ---**
"Angel's Spoon"
**[08:14] ---**
Angel's Spoon.
**[08:18] ---**
If you ask me, the only poison in this
kingdom is the very people running it.
**[08:27] ---**
They care not of the masses
who live miserable lives...
**[08:31] ---**
...and turn their backs on them.
**[08:33] ---**
What's more, they do nothing
to fix the situation...
**[08:36] ---**
...and construct not a single plan
to reach out and help.
**[08:42] ---**
In my country, people such as this...
**[08:46] ---**
...we call incompetent.
**[08:49] ---**
I can't even argue...
**[08:55] ---**
From your perspective,
I suppose it seems that way.
**[08:59] ---**
Seeing a young woman like me
just spinning her wheels...
**[09:03] ---**
...must seem ridiculous.
**[09:05] ---**
A woman of her beauty could
be called no less than a femme fatale.
**[09:10] ---**
Rather, to put it in this world's terms,
**[09:13] ---**
I suppose you'd call her an angel.
**[09:22] ---**
This is an alcohol from my country.
**[09:22] ---**
"Japanese Sake"
"Restores +10 Power."
**[09:25] ---**
It's been loved by many for countless years.
**[09:32] ---**
Indirect...
**[09:35] ---**
Indirect kiss? Are you a child or something?
What is this nonsense?
**[09:40] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[09:43] ---**
How's it go again?
**[09:45] ---**
I pray my big sister isn't always unwanted.
**[09:49] ---**
Sorry that I'm so unwanted.
**[09:52] ---**
I am a child! Is that so wrong?!
**[09:55] ---**
N-No, I'm not saying it's bad or anything.
**[09:59] ---**
Rather, women who act innocent
are typically well liked.
**[10:03] ---**
Isn't that something you can be proud of?
**[10:06] ---**
How can I be proud of something like that?!
**[10:09] ---**
You're laughing and making fun of me!
**[10:12] ---**
I'm not making fun of you.
**[10:14] ---**
In fact, it's impressive you're that hardheaded.
**[10:18] ---**
Both you and Queen say I'm so hardheaded!
**[10:21] ---**
What am I, some sort of golem?!
**[10:24] ---**
Gah! I stepped on a landmine!
There's no recovering it now!
**[10:28] ---**
Now that it's come to this...
**[10:32] ---**
"Angel's Halo" "Defense +2"
**[10:34] ---**
Wh-What in the world is that?
**[10:36] ---**
This is something I'd like
to give you as a gift.
**[10:40] ---**
For not besmirching the Holy Maiden name.
**[10:48] ---**
Devote yourself as to not
bring shame to this halo.
**[10:52] ---**
And know that I am not your enemy.
**[11:05] ---**
An Angel's Halo?
**[11:08] ---**
Why would a Demon Lord have this?
**[11:10] ---**
"Fallen Angel Lucifer" "Race: God" "Sex: ?"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
**[11:15] ---**
"Akira Oono" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: 30s" "Height: ?"
**[11:22] ---**
This is the same as any trip.
**[11:24] ---**
Getting everyone home safe is the primary goal.
**[11:29] ---**
She's still wearing it?
Well, I guess it suits her...
**[11:34] ---**
Holy Maiden White.
Did you travel to this village by carriage?
**[11:39] ---**
N-No...
**[11:41] ---**
By yourself then?
**[11:43] ---**
Yes...
**[11:45] ---**
No matter who it may be, I cannot speak
of the Seraph's Miracles to anyone.
**[11:53] ---**
I see. In that case,
I'll show you to the Holy Castle.
**[11:57] ---**
Huh? What do you mean by--
**[12:00] ---**
U-Um, what exactly are you doing?
**[12:05] ---**
There's nothing at all to worry about.
**[12:08] ---**
Just entrust everything to me.
**[12:11] ---**
Um, are you going to--
**[12:14] ---**
Quiet.
**[12:16] ---**
In times like this, silence is golden.
**[12:20] ---**
O Wings, carry me afar!
**[12:23] ---**
Instant Movement: Holy Castle!
**[12:29] ---**
That was the same as Seraph's Bound!
**[12:34] ---**
A Miracle! That had to be the act of an angel!
**[12:37] ---**
Wh-What exactly are you?
**[12:40] ---**
I believe I told you something
regarding that before.
**[12:44] ---**
How seeing something in person
is better than having it explained to you.
**[12:53] ---**
Now you're home again, safe and sound.
**[12:57] ---**
That alone is more important than anything else.
**[13:00] ---**
Just so we're clear, you're to tell nobody
about what happened today.
**[13:06] ---**
Right.
**[13:08] ---**
Even if he didn't say that,
I wouldn't dare talk about it with anyone.
**[13:15] ---**
If this ever got out, the kingdom
might erupt into pure chaos.
**[13:20] ---**
That a Miracle left behind by the Seraph
could be used by somebody else...
**[13:25] ---**
That there exists someone
who can bestow others a halo...
**[13:28] ---**
...when it was thought only
angels could wear them.
**[13:32] ---**
Who in the world are you anyways?
**[13:37] ---**
Someone, who in the future,
would appreciate your cooperation.
**[13:42] ---**
Like I mentioned before,
I'm hoping to learn more about the Seraph.
**[13:47] ---**
But why the Seraph?
**[13:50] ---**
Because I...
**[13:52] ---**
...am someone who was called here by the Ophan.
**[13:56] ---**
By the Ophan?!
**[13:58] ---**
If what he just told me is true,
**[14:00] ---**
so many pieces of the puzzle come together!
**[14:04] ---**
It explains why she's so drawn to him,
**[14:07] ---**
despite being a bundle of selfishness
and her deep devotion to the Cherub.
**[14:14] ---**
Even Madam, who's so tough to deal with,
moved away from the interior...
**[14:20] ---**
And how he can use Miracles,
just like the Seraph!
**[14:25] ---**
It answers why he can give
people an Angel's Halo...
**[14:28] ---**
...when something like that
should be impossible.
**[14:32] ---**
And that mysterious building too...
**[14:41] ---**
Are you someone who plans
on opposing the Seraph?
**[14:46] ---**
I want you to know that was never my intention.
**[14:50] ---**
I just wanted to ask them a couple of questions.
**[14:57] ---**
Um...
**[15:02] ---**
As I thought, an Angel's Halo looks good on you.
**[15:09] ---**
Let's meet again,
**[15:12] ---**
Holy Maiden White!
**[15:25] ---**
Lucifer...
**[15:27] ---**
According to the legends, he was known
as a fallen angel and demon lord.
**[15:33] ---**
Angel's Halo...
**[15:36] ---**
I can't imagine the one who made this...
**[15:38] ---**
...is an evil being in any shape or form.
**[15:46] ---**
Someday, I'll help you revert
to the angel you are...
**[16:04] ---**
Demon Lord, there you are!
**[16:05] ---**
"Aku"
**[16:07] ---**
Aku, huh? It's good to see you.
**[16:15] ---**
Listen, Aku.
**[16:17] ---**
This might be fine right now,
**[16:19] ---**
but learn to keep more distance
between yourself and men.
**[16:22] ---**
Your complete disregard of caution
is going to worry me sick.
**[16:27] ---**
I don't even think about getting
close to other men than you.
**[16:31] ---**
Oh, really? I suppose it's fine then.
**[16:34] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:40] ---**
Is it true you're going on a trip
up north starting tomorrow?
**[16:44] ---**
While that's true, I always have
Instant Movement if I need it.
**[16:48] ---**
A trip I can return from at any time
can hardly be called a trip.
**[16:53] ---**
Right... But I'll be lonely.
**[16:58] ---**
If I see anything neat,
I'll grab you it as a souvenir.
**[17:02] ---**
Look forward to when I come back.
**[17:05] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[17:07] ---**
Please come home safe, okay?
**[17:11] ---**
Who do you think I am?
**[17:15] ---**
Aku? Where in the world are you?!
**[17:18] ---**
Luna won't shut up.
**[17:18] ---**
"Tron"
**[17:20] ---**
If you're looking for Aku, she's here on my lap.
**[17:23] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[17:23] ---**
Y-You...!
**[17:25] ---**
You pervert! My butt isn't enough for you,
so you go for Aku's too?!
**[17:30] ---**
By the way, I forgot to mention something.
**[17:34] ---**
I took your sister back to the Holy Castle.
**[17:38] ---**
D-Don't tell me you got your
claws into my sister too?!
**[17:44] ---**
I'm tired, so let's sleep soon.
**[18:00] ---**
Why did it end up like this?
**[18:14] ---**
How the hell am I supposed to sleep?!
**[18:16] ---**
You've got to be kidding me!
**[18:24] ---**
"Isami Tahara" "Yu Kirino"
**[18:25] ---**
Yu, I'm leaving you in charge of the hospital.
**[18:28] ---**
Do what you can to build our reputation.
**[18:31] ---**
Certainly. Leave everything to me.
**[18:34] ---**
Chief?
**[18:37] ---**
Your tie...
**[18:42] ---**
Tahara, the village itself
will be in your hands.
**[18:46] ---**
If there's an emergency,
send me a message any time.
**[18:51] ---**
Roger that. But I don't plan on
needing to bug you with any trouble.
**[19:03] ---**
The village is changing.
**[19:05] ---**
Having taken things this far,
there's no choice but to go all the way.
**[19:11] ---**
I have more to protect now.
**[19:13] ---**
And in order to protect them,
I need to become even stronger.
**[19:19] ---**
Unless I overcome my weak point of magic,
**[19:22] ---**
someday it will surely be used against me.
**[19:26] ---**
Tahara, I have one more order for you.
**[19:31] ---**
If anyone approaches and intends
to harm the village,
**[19:35] ---**
erase them. Leave none alive. Got it?
**[19:40] ---**
Understood.
**[19:44] ---**
Let's go.
**[19:45] ---**
"Mikan" "Yukikaze"
**[19:46] ---**
The old man sure is impatient.
**[19:48] ---**
Let's get a move on!
**[19:50] ---**
Yeah, yeah. You're just happy
that Demon Lord's here. Hiyah!
**[19:58] ---**
You know what? I'm not sure why, but...
**[20:01] ---**
I just had a thought that takes me back.
**[20:04] ---**
And what's that?
**[20:06] ---**
I remembered the very first day I met Chief.
**[20:10] ---**
That sounds interesting.
**[20:14] ---**
There's not really much to say about it.
**[20:17] ---**
Just, at the time...
**[20:20] ---**
If I had refused the Chief's invitation,
**[20:24] ---**
I probably would have died.
**[20:29] ---**
I can't even hold a candle to the guy.
**[20:32] ---**
Of course you can't.
**[20:34] ---**
Compared to the Chief,
you're nothing but a paramecium.
**[20:38] ---**
Come on. Can't you make any
better comparisons than that?
**[20:42] ---**
Chief... Won't you please come home soon?
**[20:46] ---**
He just left though!
**[20:51] ---**
The city of Rookie is where
the Prison Dungeon is, huh?
**[21:11] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:13] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:16] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[21:21] ---**
*For eternity*
**[21:24] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[21:26] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[21:31] ---**
*Over and over*
**[21:34] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[21:37] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[21:41] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[21:44] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[21:47] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[21:51] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[21:55] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[21:58] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:02] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:08] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:15] ---**
*Once again*
**[22:32] ---**
So this here is Rookie, huh?
**[22:35] ---**
Seems pretty prosperous, wouldn't you say?
**[22:38] ---**
Let's explore the Prison Dungeon already...
**[22:40] ---**
...and get whatever item you're looking for.
**[22:43] ---**
Old man! Let's prison love
in the Prison Dungeon!
**[22:47] ---**
Hey! The heroes came back this year!
**[22:51] ---**
What heroes?!
**[22:55] ---**
"The White Tri-Stars"
**[22:59] ---**
"The White Comet Hero, Otamega"
**[23:06] ---**
Wha...?!
**[23:07] ---**
"To be continued!"
**[23:08] ---**
To be continued!