Season 1

1 - Your future occupation is: Demon Lord

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    I can't let anyone... Let anyone
    know this child's location.
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    I pray that you be healthy,
    and on the day you realize your fate,
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    I pray that you be strong.
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    O child of our hopes.
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    Express train Asama will arrive shortly.
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    This way, I guess.
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    This sucks...
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    Where is my grandma, anyway?!
SIGN    Don't look!
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    I-I guess what they say
    about the capital is true.
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    Oh, no... This is terrible.
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    I'll help you out.
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    Thank you very much.
[01:46] ---
    Not at all.
[01:50] ---
    Thank you.
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    Let me carry your luggage to the top.
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    I can't have you do all that for me...
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    You have quite a bit of luggage yourself.
[02:02] ---
    Don't mind me. It's one of my rules
    to go out of my way to help others.
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    I'm pleased that you offered,
    but don't worry about it-
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    No, please let me help you.
[02:11] ---
    No, it's really okay.
[02:12] ---
    Are you sure?
[02:13] ---
    Yeah, I...
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    Grandma!
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    You animal!
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    Sh-She was the one who just...
SIGN    Don't look!
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    Grandma, are you okay?
[02:33] ---
    Why do you always get
    worked up like this?
[02:38] ---
    Huh?
[02:41] ---
    I-I can't believe I mistook you for a thief,
    when you were really helping my grandmother!
[02:45] ---
    It's okay...
[02:47] ---
    E-Everyone makes mistakes.
[02:51] ---
    I just kind of forgot...
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    I don't think you normally "just kind
    of forget" something that big.
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    Ahem. You helped my grandmother.
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    I'm Hattori Junko, a high school freshman
    at the Academy of Magical Arts.
[03:03] ---
    I deeply apologize.
[03:04] ---
    No, really, it's okay.
[03:07] ---
    Judging by your uniform, I assume you attend
    the Academy of Magical Arts, as well?
[03:11] ---
    Which class are you in?
[03:12] ---
    I'm not sure yet.
[03:14] ---
    You don't know?
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    I'm transferring in this semester.
[03:18] ---
    My name is Sai Akuto.
[03:21] ---
    Sai Akuto...
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    Keep it together!
[03:38] ---
    So if you're living in the
    dorms, why did you...
[03:41] ---
    I went home over the long break.
[03:44] ---
    Ah, so that's why you had
    all of that with you.
[03:47] ---
    There are lots of foreign exchange students,
    but transfer students are rare.
[03:52] ---
    I heard the transfer exam was fairly difficult.
    You must be pretty good.
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    Thanks. I did study a fair bit to get in.
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    So you want to work for the government?
[04:03] ---
    All academy graduates are promised
    jobs in the imperial capital.
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    I want to change society, to help the world
    move in a better direction.
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    To change the world?
[04:15] ---
    I guess you could say I want
    to become a high priest.
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    A-A high priest?!
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    Doing so would take quite
    the determination.
[04:29] ---
    You would have to live constantly
    upholding the highest virtues.
[04:32] ---
    I know.
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    Even littering in the street could keep
    you from getting a position.
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    I want to strive to be the
    best person I can.
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    That's my sole desire.
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    If what you say is true,
    then I shall aid you.
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    I come from a Suharaist family,
    charged for generations
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    with the empire's protection.
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    Those who follow Suhara
    must devote themselves
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    to their home, their country.
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    Recently, many have begun to laugh at those things
    done for justice or for their fellow man,
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    but I'm prepared to give
    my life for those ideals.
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    It looks like we'll get along quite well.
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    Actually, I was just thinking
    the same thing.
[05:23] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[05:31] ---
    Please take hold of it.
[05:33] ---
    Sure.
[05:38] ---
    I will strike the hilt against the scabbard.
[05:40] ---
    My sect swears their friendship
    to one another in this fashion.
[05:45] ---
    You're the first guy to whom I've sworn it.
[05:47] ---
    That's a nice tradition.
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    But it also means that should we betray
    each other, we die by the sword.
[05:54] ---
    I like that kind of pressure.
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    Welcome to the Constant
    Academy of Magical Arts.
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    A Reluctant Demon Lord is Born !
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    This'll transport the luggage to your room.
[06:27] ---
    I guess it's best to say that the
    school layout is pretty complicated.
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    If you need to reach the nurse's office,
    the aerial corridors are best.
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    Anyway, once you figure out what class
    you're assigned to, contact me.
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    I'm in class 1-A.
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    Sure.
[06:43] ---
    It'd be nice if we ended
    up in the same class.
[06:45] ---
    Y-Yeah. I guess so.
[06:48] ---
    Anyway, see you later.
[06:57] ---
    All of that's the nurse's office?
[06:59] ---
    That's pretty big.
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    Sai Akuto
[07:10] ---
    So you're Sai Akuto?
[07:11] ---
    Yeah.
[07:13] ---
    Just in time.
[07:14] ---
    All of the transfer students are here now.
[07:18] ---
    This school is somewhat of a place
    where they shoved everything
[07:22] ---
    that made no sense in the world,
    to use for magical research.
[07:24] ---
    So a lot of kids overdo it and get hurt.
[07:27] ---
    Everything that made no sense? Overdo it?
[07:31] ---
    I'm Torii Mitsuko.
[07:33] ---
    School physician and an instructor here.
[07:36] ---
    Please stand over there in
    the order you're called!
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    This artificial spirit, Yata-Garasu,
    will check your physical condition.
[07:47] ---
    But that's not all it does...
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    Transfer number #001: You Yanrii.
[07:53] ---
    No health issues.
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    Future occupation: soldier!
[07:59] ---
    All right!
[08:00] ---
    It'll divine your future job.
[08:02] ---
    Victory!
[08:03] ---
    Why are you fortunetelling
    in a health exam?
[08:06] ---
    It's not fortunetelling. It's a monument to
    the empire's magical technology.
[08:10] ---
    Doctor!
[08:11] ---
    It has never once made a false prediction.
[08:13] ---
    Diplomat!
[08:14] ---
    Magical engineer!
[08:16] ---
    But rest assured. Most results are
    what people really want to be.
[08:23] ---
    In that case, of course it'll pick me for...
[08:26] ---
    Sai Akuto!
[08:27] ---
    Yes!
[08:33] ---
    Transfer number #021: Sai Akuto.
[08:37] ---
    No health issues.
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    Future occupation...
[08:42] ---
    Demon lord!
[08:48] ---
    What did you just say?
[08:50] ---
    Future occupation: demon lord!
[08:53] ---
    Once more, please!
[08:55] ---
    Demon lord!
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    A title applied to a lord of demons,
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    the greatest destructive
    threat to a society.
[09:04] ---
    That is what Sai Akuto
    will be in the future.
[09:08] ---
    Wh-What?
[09:10] ---
    A-A demon lord?
[09:11] ---
    No way...
[09:13] ---
    No matter what you analyze,
[09:15] ---
    whether his disposition or abilities,
    it results in the occupation of demon lord!
[09:19] ---
    All of you, return to your classrooms!
[09:23] ---
    What is this?
[09:24] ---
    What is this?!
SIGN    Demon Overlord
SIGN    Farthest in the Back
[09:35] ---
    One hundred years ago,
    war threw the world into fear and chaos.
[09:41] ---
    A certain person, attempting
    to destroy the world,
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    used an army of demons
    to foment an uprising.
[09:47] ---
    That person was a self-proclaimed demon lord.
[09:52] ---
    I don't understand at all.
[09:54] ---
    For the time being,
    I've contacted the headmaster.
[09:57] ---
    So really, don't worry about it.
[09:59] ---
    I don't understand enough of what's
    going on to calm down.
[10:02] ---
    I can't believe it said I'd be a demon lord.
[10:05] ---
    I learned about the war
    in history class, but...
[10:08] ---
    Can that even really be an occupation?
[10:11] ---
    Well, from now on, at a bare minimum,
[10:13] ---
    you'll be regarded as special,
    here at this school.
[10:18] ---
    Special?
[10:19] ---
    There's a chance that those with a strong sense
    of justice will come and try to kill you,
SIGN    Assassin
[10:23] ---
    or they might set up some
    life-threatening trap.
SIGN    Demon Overlord! Danger! He will rape you!
[10:25] ---
    Basically, constant character
    assassination...
[10:27] ---
    Or I'm sure there'll be enough serious bullying
    and teasing to make you want to kill yourself.
[10:29] ---
    I've had enough...
[10:33] ---
    Um, why is it that you're only talking
    about suicide and my being killed?
[10:38] ---
    It's okay. If you die, I'll turn you into an undead
    and bring you back to life right away.
[10:42] ---
    Huh?!
[10:43] ---
    If you stay alive, there are
    numerous ethical issues,
[10:45] ---
    but if you're undead, I can
    analyze you all I want!
[10:48] ---
    Analyze?
[10:50] ---
    Being able to completely analyze
    someone born to be a demon lord
[10:53] ---
    "Wash your hands before eating! - Health Committee"
[10:54] ---
    is an accomplishment that will
    live for all future history!
[10:58] ---
    Oh! It isn't like I want you to die at all,
    so don't worry about it.
[11:03] ---
    But if it's ever on your mind,
    come talk to me.
[11:05] ---
    She really doesn't keep anything
    to herself, does she?
[11:09] ---
    Here's your classroom.
    I'm your homeroom teacher.
[11:11] ---
    You're in charge of my class?
[11:14] ---
    Oh, didn't I tell you that? I am.
[11:17] ---
    Pretty lucky.
[11:18] ---
    Who's lucky, exactly?
[11:20] ---
    Huh? Class A... I'm pretty sure...
[11:23] ---
    Congratulations on entering high school!
[11:25] ---
    It probably doesn't seem to mean much
[11:29] ---
    when your homeroom teacher and
    classmates are the same,
[11:31] ---
    but let's start anew and
    do our best this year.
[11:33] ---
    I knew it was her class!
[11:33] ---
    Oh, and someone else will be joining you.
[11:37] ---
    Let me introduce him.
[11:38] ---
    Transferring in this semester,
    this is Sai Akuto.
[11:42] ---
    It's the demon lord!
[11:43] ---
    The demon lord!
[11:44] ---
    If you get on his bad side,
    he'll kill you on the spot!
[11:46] ---
    I heard that if he touches
    you, you'll get pregnant!
[11:46] ---
    I see... The rumor's already made its way
    all around the school.
[11:50] ---
    I have to do something. I've gotta ensure
    I make a good first impression.
[11:55] ---
    Fellow classmates! I know it's rather abrupt,
    but I'd like to introduce myself.
[11:59] ---
    My name is Sai Akuto.
[12:01] ---
    Apparently, many of you already know,
[12:03] ---
    but I seem to have been diagnosed
    by Yata-Garasu as a demon lord.
[12:07] ---
    I understand that many of
    you are curious about me,
[12:10] ---
    but if any of you fear me,
    not having even met me once,
[12:14] ---
    don't you see that's a
    form of discrimination?!
[12:18] ---
    Although it seems that this aptitude test
    of sorts has never been incorrect,
[12:21] ---
    I don't believe it's right to stand and
    let another just accept their fate.
[12:25] ---
    Fate?
[12:27] ---
    The fact that this type of "occupational fitness"
    is even considered common sense
[12:30] ---
    promotes further elitism.
    This, in turn, merely
[12:33] ---
    compounds the underlying
    problem in perpetuity.
[12:35] ---
    Isn't that exactly like
[12:37] ---
    the declaration of war the demon lord
    issued one hundred years ago?
[12:40] ---
    For a moment there, I was kind of
    thinking he was right, but...
[12:42] ---
    He just started criticizing the system!
[12:42] ---
    This is bad...
[12:44] ---
    The demon lord has come again!
[12:45] ---
    It's true that I did criticize the system,
[12:47] ---
    but I didn't mean it was something
    we needed to destroy.
[12:49] ---
    I intend to do good deeds at this school
    and prove I'm not a demon lord-
[12:52] ---
    Okay, that's enough.
[12:53] ---
    Please wait!
[12:54] ---
    I haven't-
[12:55] ---
    You should keep your introductions short, 'kay?
[12:57] ---
    Let's see. Take that seat over there...
[13:00] ---
    It's the one farthest in the back.
[13:03] ---
    Farthest in the back...
[13:13] ---
    This is bad...
[13:14] ---
    I must do something to convince Hattori,
    at least, that this is all wrong.
[13:19] ---
    Soga Keena?
[13:20] ---
    Geez...
[13:21] ---
    Already a problem, and it's only
    the first day of school...
[13:26] ---
    It's a new year, and we have to decide
    on a new class president,
[13:29] ---
    but I was thinking of asking Hattori
    to keep the position from last year.
[13:33] ---
    Sure.
[13:34] ---
    Teacher!
[13:35] ---
    I don't think electing a class rep
    is so simple a matter!
[13:39] ---
    If we do it like that, we'll
    never make any progress.
[13:43] ---
    Huh?
[13:44] ---
    Then what do you want to do, Miwa?
[13:46] ---
    I nominate Sai Akuto for class president!
[13:49] ---
    Huh?
[13:50] ---
    Eh?
[13:51] ---
    What is that guy saying?
[13:53] ---
    I think everyone heard the
    speech he just gave.
[13:55] ---
    I think the easiest way to prove he's not
    an actual demon lord would be for him
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    to become class president and do
    good for the sake of our class.
[14:01] ---
    Everyone, quiet down.
[14:03] ---
    This is bad.
[14:04] ---
    Now I'm going to make her look terrible.
[14:08] ---
    I withdraw my nomination!
[14:09] ---
    I think the class president should be someone
    who's popular and takes pride in the position.
[14:14] ---
    There's no way I could serve,
    having just transferred here.
[14:18] ---
    I wish to help with cleaning duty!
[14:20] ---
    That's right. As long as I'm attracting
    this odd attention,
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    something plain, which doesn't stand out but helps
    others, is the best type of work for me.
[14:28] ---
    No way...
[14:30] ---
    Really?
[14:31] ---
    Huh?
[14:33] ---
    S-Sai, are you serious?
[14:35] ---
    Yes?
[14:36] ---
    In this school, cleaning duty
    indicates a person
[14:38] ---
    who goes and destroys anyone
    or anything in their path,
[14:40] ---
    to protect school secrets, as necessary.
[14:44] ---
    What the hell?!
[14:46] ---
    I know it's unoccupied,
[14:47] ---
    but I can't believe anyone would actually
    desire to hold that detested position!
[14:50] ---
    No wonder he's going to be a demon lord.
[14:52] ---
    Hold on! There's no way
    I could have known-
[14:56] ---
    D-Damn you, Sai Akuto.
[15:01] ---
    How dare you play with my feelings!
[15:06] ---
    P-Play with her feelings?
[15:08] ---
    Crap. People are going
    to misunderstand that.
[15:10] ---
    I believe I told you that the oath we took leads
    to blood, should either of us break it.
[15:13] ---
    By "oath," does that mean he's
    already gotten to her?!
[15:16] ---
    Hattori Junko's the one reputed to be
    the biggest prude in school!
[15:19] ---
    It was more like, we were just
    messing around in the shuttle-
[15:22] ---
    In the shuttle?!
[15:23] ---
    No!
[15:24] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[15:26] ---
    Messing around? You mean
    you were just playing her?
[15:28] ---
    Could you be any more of a demon lord?
[15:30] ---
    I told you that wasn't what I meant...
[15:32] ---
    I-I'm so humiliated!
[15:37] ---
    I challenge you to a duel!
[15:39] ---
    A duel?!
[15:41] ---
    She's a follower of Suhara,
    so the duel's allowed.
[15:45] ---
    It's in the school rules.
[15:46] ---
    What the hell kind of rule is that?!
[15:47] ---
    Whoever wins is the class pres!
[15:48] ---
    Huh?!
[15:49] ---
    I'm Miwa Hiroshi!
[15:50] ---
    Please call me Hiroshi.
[15:52] ---
    I've fallen for you! Let me call you "boss"!
[15:55] ---
    Uh, I really don't think this is the time
    to be saying things like that...
[16:01] ---
    Chesuto!
[16:07] ---
    It's a bit dangerous. So
    everyone, step back.
[16:14] ---
    Boss, take her out!
[16:15] ---
    Junko, don't lose!
[16:16] ---
    If you lose, this whole class will sink
    into a demon lord's hands!
[16:19] ---
    At this rate, nothing will end.
[16:29] ---
    Calm down.
[16:30] ---
    What are you doing?
[16:30] ---
    Let go of me!
[16:31] ---
    I won't let go until you understand
    what's happening.
[16:33] ---
    What's happening?
[16:34] ---
    You've completely embarrassed me,
    and you're even doing it right now!
[16:37] ---
    Like I'm saying, that's not it!
[16:39] ---
    I'm not trying to be evil about anything I do,
    and I'm not trying to embarrass you, either.
[16:43] ---
    Please believe me.
[16:44] ---
    I got to know you because I liked you.
[16:47] ---
    It wasn't some afterthought.
[16:49] ---
    So, please let's return to that.
[16:53] ---
    Sai... Akuto...
[16:55] ---
    Wow, talk about a demon lord!
[16:57] ---
    It only took him a second
    to make her his woman.
[16:58] ---
    This is what I meant by
    you embarrassing me!
[17:02] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[17:18] ---
    This is bad!
[17:24] ---
    Everyone, get down!
[17:39] ---
    Wh-What the heck just...
[17:44] ---
    A demon lord, eh?
[17:46] ---
    The classroom's already exploded!
[17:49] ---
    We don't need to move right now.
[17:52] ---
    I imagine I'll meet him soon enough.
[17:55] ---
    Guga.
[17:56] ---
    Understood, student council president!
SIGN    Boys Dormitory
[18:01] ---
    Welcome back, boss!
[18:03] ---
    You're from our class...
[18:05] ---
    I'm your man, Hiroshi!
[18:07] ---
    I'd like you to stop that...
[18:09] ---
    What are you saying?
[18:10] ---
    You already blew up the classroom and took
    control while everyone cowered in fear!
[18:14] ---
    That's some skill right there!
[18:16] ---
    That wasn't my intent!
[18:18] ---
    If there's anything you lack,
    please command me as you will.
[18:21] ---
    There's really nothing I need.
[18:23] ---
    Oh, yeah! Miwa?
[18:24] ---
    It's Hiroshi!
[18:25] ---
    What is it?
[18:26] ---
    I'd like to visit the girl's dorm.
[18:29] ---
    I see. I catch your drift...
[18:34] ---
    The class rep's room is right there,
    on the second floor.
[18:37] ---
    Got it. But why do we have to
    sneak in through the back?
[18:40] ---
    It'd be a huge deal if you just walked
    through the front door,
[18:42] ---
    considering you're a demon lord.
[18:44] ---
    Can you not call me that
    like it's already been decided?
[18:46] ---
    Anyway, just do as we planned.
[18:48] ---
    All right...
[18:50] ---
    I can't believe I lost consciousness
    due to something like that...
[18:55] ---
    This is the embarrassment of a lifetime.
[18:58] ---
    I guess I snapped because of
    what everyone was saying.
[19:02] ---
    I got to know you because I liked you.
[19:06] ---
    It wasn't some afterthought.
[19:11] ---
    What am I thinking about?
[19:16] ---
    He said it was proper etiquette to
    knock on the window three times.
[19:20] ---
    It's pretty dark. I wonder if she isn't in.
[19:24] ---
    This couldn't be more embarrassing!
[19:26] ---
    How much more are you
    going to humiliate me?!
[19:28] ---
    Wait just a second...
[19:29] ---
    I only came to apologize-
[19:30] ---
    It's the sign someone gives a significant other
    when they go see them at night!
[19:33] ---
    No! I thought this was supposed
    to be proper etiquette-
[19:36] ---
    So you admit you were trying to see me?!
[19:37] ---
    That's not it at all!
[19:38] ---
    I just-
[19:39] ---
    Stop saying that!
[19:42] ---
    Oh, that's the guy everyone's
    talking about.
[19:44] ---
    It looks like he's fighting
    with his girlfriend.
[19:44] ---
    This is bad.
[19:45] ---
    The situation's worsening...
[19:45] ---
    I heard that during class, he tried
    to commit double suicide with her.
[19:53] ---
    A-Anyway, calm down, okay?!
[19:55] ---
    No chance!
[19:59] ---
    We can talk this out!
[20:01] ---
    So that's the guy...
[20:04] ---
    Now I've just made everything worse!
[20:08] ---
    Who's come to visit me?
[20:12] ---
    You're...
[20:13] ---
    Yes. This is how I watch over the school
    and the world, protecting them both.
[20:20] ---
    Are you my prince?
[20:21] ---
    Huh?
[20:22] ---
    Do you have scratches covering
    your wonderful body
[20:24] ---
    because you crossed thorns
    to come and see me?
[20:27] ---
    I've found you!
[20:27] ---
    If so, then the white moon that rises into the night
    sky and the twinkling stars will surely protect you, and...
[20:31] ---
    She's completely gone into a frenzy!
[20:33] ---
    You should run away, too...
[20:37] ---
    Yep! Lately, protecting the prince
    has been a job for girls.
[20:41] ---
    What are you doing?!
[20:43] ---
    Get out of the way!
[20:43] ---
    I won't!
[20:44] ---
    He...
[20:47] ---
    means a lot to me.
[20:48] ---
    You bastard, do you try to lay your hands
    on every single girl you meet?
[20:51] ---
    That's not how it is!
    I just met her for the first time!
[20:54] ---
    I know! I'm saying you even go as far as to
    seduce girls the second you meet them!
[21:01] ---
    Move out of the way!
[21:02] ---
    I won't!
[21:03] ---
    Move out of the way!
[21:03] ---
    I won't!
[21:05] ---
    In that case...
[21:10] ---
    She cloned herself!
[21:12] ---
    I will protect him!
[21:14] ---
    Demon lord, prepare yourself!
[21:23] ---
    It happened again...
[21:26] ---
    How horrible...
[21:28] ---
    The power sleeping within me,
[21:30] ---
    that terrible power of mine, just awoke!
[21:34] ---
    I don't really think that's what happened.
[21:36] ---
    I'll have to work my whole
    life to atone for
[21:39] ---
    the sin of killing another with
    this forbidden power.
[21:40] ---
    I-I don't think
    she's dead.
[21:42] ---
    What should I do from now on?
[21:46] ---
    For this to have happened...
[21:49] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:54] ---
    You're Sai Akuto, correct?
[21:56] ---
    I'm an observer.
[21:58] ---
    My identification is Korone.
[22:02] ---
    And now an observer, too?
SIGN    Next Time:
SIGN    The Odd Observer

2 - The Odd Observer

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[02:17] ---
    The Odd Observer
[02:29] ---
    A Liladan.
[02:31] ---
    So she's an android?
[02:33] ---
    I've never seen anything that sophisticated.
[02:42] ---
    Healing performed without patient's consent,
    in accordance with medical practioner's law.
[02:53] ---
    Wait!
[02:56] ---
    Her interrogation is postponed.
[03:00] ---
    You will come first.
[03:01] ---
    You said you were an observer
    or something, didn't you?
[03:04] ---
    As of three minutes ago, the God Mahct
    assigned me to observe you.
[03:10] ---
    To observe me?
[03:12] ---
    Please call me Korone.
[03:15] ---
    As your observer, I must question you
    regarding this incident.
[03:21] ---
    Since I have only just been posted here,
[03:23] ---
    I would like to have this conversation
    with the headmaster present.
[03:26] ---
    Th-The headmaster?!
[03:28] ---
    Well, things just kept getting out of control...
    Oh, she isn't really involved.
[03:34] ---
    Huh?
[03:39] ---
    No!
[03:50] ---
    She disappeared.
[03:52] ---
    Disappeared?
[03:54] ---
    Trace attempts are failing for an unknown reason.
[03:58] ---
    Who was she, anyway?
[04:00] ---
    Class 1-A, Soga Keena.
[04:02] ---
    Huh?
[04:03] ---
    I queried the school's database just a moment ago.
[04:08] ---
    She's in my class?
[04:09] ---
    Oh yeah, I guess there was someone absent...
SIGN    Soga Keena
[04:12] ---
    How could she run away naked?
    What was she thinking?
[04:16] ---
    Headmaster's Office
[04:17] ---
    These are the general facts of the matter,
    as ascertained from Sai Akuto.
[04:21] ---
    According to my analysis of his emotions,
[04:23] ---
    I determine that the observed had no
    intention of harming Hattori Junko.
[04:30] ---
    You can read minds?
[04:32] ---
    I can only analyze emotions.
[04:34] ---
    What do you think, Headmaster?
[04:39] ---
    Eh, if she was healed, then whatever.
[04:42] ---
    And the observer?
[04:45] ---
    I'm told you're to be a demon lord one day.
[04:53] ---
    I'm sure you'll one day be
[04:55] ---
    an infamous criminal,
    mass murderer, or something.
[04:57] ---
    Probably start a war, too.
[05:00] ---
    But right now, you're my student.
[05:02] ---
    He's sure jumping to conclusions.
[05:04] ---
    In order to stop trouble before it happens,
[05:07] ---
    I requested that the government assign someone
    for your protection and observation.
[05:12] ---
    Then does that mean
[05:13] ---
    I'll be under observation twenty-four hours a day?
[05:20] ---
    Excuse us.
[05:23] ---
    You should think of this as the
    school looking out for you.
[05:26] ---
    I wouldn't be surprised if a hot-headed student
[05:28] ---
    decided to murder you at some point.
[05:31] ---
    Well, I guess I did kind of cause
    two big incidents in one day...
[05:35] ---
    Could you tell me what happened
    to you in detail?
[05:41] ---
    Let's see... In the classroom,
[05:43] ---
    I put all my strength into taking hold
    of her wooden sword.
[05:46] ---
    And when I did,
[05:48] ---
    I felt this huge burning lump of power in my hand...
[05:52] ---
    I see.
[05:53] ---
    And after that,
[05:55] ---
    I suddenly remembered what had
    happened in the classroom.
[05:58] ---
    And I thought that, with that ability,
    I could defend myself, even weaponless.
[06:02] ---
    But the amount of energy kept
    getting bigger and bigger...
[06:07] ---
    Sai, what is magick?
[06:10] ---
    Magick is the ability to control the
    mana coursing through the air.
[06:15] ---
    A power plant in the capital's center
[06:18] ---
    injects energy directly into the earth,
[06:20] ---
    where it resonates with the mana in the air.
[06:22] ---
    You really are an honor student.
[06:24] ---
    You gave the textbook definition!
[06:25] ---
    Is that meant to be a compliment?
[06:27] ---
    Basically, your ability to use mana is so great,
    you can't control it very well.
[06:32] ---
    It never felt like that...
[06:35] ---
    It doesn't really matter either way.
[06:37] ---
    That's what's going on, so that's that.
[06:39] ---
    After all, you are a demon lord.
[06:41] ---
    Everyone's calling me a demon lord!
[06:43] ---
    Here's your student handbook.
[06:45] ---
    Due to all the commotion, I forgot to give it to you.
[06:50] ---
    You can communicate with people
    just by thinking of them.
[06:53] ---
    It's telepathy.
[06:55] ---
    I wonder if this is how everyone knew
    about me instantaneously.
[06:59] ---
    If you ever feel like dying, give me a call right away.
[07:02] ---
    I'd like to preserve your corpse as quickly as possible.
[07:04] ---
    I refuse!
[07:14] ---
    That was a long day...
[07:18] ---
    You don't get tired?
[07:19] ---
    I don't.
[07:21] ---
    It kind of bothers me, you just
    standing there and staring at me...
[07:25] ---
    Then please order me to do something.
[07:28] ---
    It's late, so I'm just going to sleep,
    and I'll shower in the morning.
[07:32] ---
    You should sleep, too.
[07:33] ---
    I see.
[07:35] ---
    Good night.
[07:48] ---
    What's going on?
[07:50] ---
    Um...
[07:51] ---
    Yes?
[07:51] ---
    It's gonna be hard to sleep if you lie there.
[07:54] ---
    I see.
[07:55] ---
    Thinking about having a girl so close
[07:59] ---
    stimulates you in such a way
[08:02] ---
    that you can't help but be sexually aroused?
[08:04] ---
    D-Don't read my emotions.
[08:07] ---
    I was just kidding.
[08:09] ---
    I'll sleep over there.
[08:17] ---
    You sure you're okay there?
[08:18] ---
    Yes. Good night.
[08:28] ---
    Um...
[08:29] ---
    Yes?
[08:30] ---
    Are you teasing me?
[08:31] ---
    A little.
[08:33] ---
    Are you having fun?
[08:34] ---
    A little.
[08:35] ---
    That's great...
[08:36] ---
    Yes.
[08:39] ---
    I-I don't get it.
[08:44] ---
    I didn't get enough sleep at all...
[08:46] ---
    This morning, everyone in the
    boy's dorm was talking about it.
[08:49] ---
    They were saying that the demon lord
    brought his mistress to bed.
[08:52] ---
    That's enough. I can pretty much guess the rest.
[09:02] ---
    You're Sai Akuto, aren't you?
[09:06] ---
    You're...
[09:08] ---
    I'm the head of the girl's dorm,
[09:11] ---
    Etou Fujiko.
[09:14] ---
    The head of the girl's dorm...
[09:16] ---
    It looks like you had quite the time last night.
[09:18] ---
    Last night? Oh, there's a really good reason...
[09:21] ---
    I know.
[09:24] ---
    I heard everything from Korone.
[09:27] ---
    Korone told you?
[09:28] ---
    When I went to return Soga Keena's clothing,
[09:31] ---
    I explained to the dorm head
    everything that happened last night.
[09:35] ---
    I see.
[09:38] ---
    I feel much better after meeting you in person.
[09:41] ---
    I can't believe you'll be a demon lord in the future.
[09:46] ---
    If there's anything you need help with,
[09:48] ---
    feel free to contact me any time.
[09:50] ---
    Anyway, it was nice meeting you.
[09:53] ---
    Y-You're pretty amazing,
[09:55] ---
    having the school's number one idol
    come and talk to you like that!
[10:00] ---
    She's the first person to understand
    me since I arrived at this school!
[10:07] ---
    Soga's absent again.
[10:11] ---
    Also Hattori is absent today.
[10:15] ---
    I hear he used a dirty trick to take out the class rep.
[10:17] ---
    And now he's brought this cute Liladan just to show off.
[10:21] ---
    I'm so jealous...
[10:23] ---
    No. I mean, I can't believe how much
    of a demon lord he is.
[10:25] ---
    My life sucks.
[10:29] ---
    Okay, that's it for class.
[10:31] ---
    All of you, be sure to review.
[10:33] ---
    Okay!
[10:34] ---
    Where are you headed?
[10:36] ---
    The bathroom.
[10:46] ---
    Etou Fujiko...
SIGN    Etou Fujiko
[10:49] ---
    There she is!
SIGN    Sai Akuto
[11:00] ---
    Thanks for everything earlier.
[11:01] ---
    I know it's rude to ask,
[11:03] ---
    but I was hoping you'd help me out with something...
[11:06] ---
    What is it?
[11:07] ---
    I'd like to make up with Hattori,
[11:10] ---
    but I think if I went to see her myself,
    there'd be nothing but trouble.
[11:14] ---
    Oh, if that's all you need, I'll gladly help.
[11:19] ---
    Thank you very much!
[11:20] ---
    Anyway, come alone to the
    Back Mountains during lunch.
[11:24] ---
    Alone?
[11:27] ---
    I don't think Korone, as an observer,
[11:30] ---
    would let me see you, given how you
    constantly get yourself into trouble.
[11:34] ---
    But I don't think I can ditch her so easily...
[11:38] ---
    If you deactivate her,
    I don't think you'll have any problems.
[11:42] ---
    Deactivate her? That's possible?
[11:44] ---
    Oh, you didn't know?
[11:48] ---
    Liladan can be shut down by pulling their tails.
[11:52] ---
    Th-Their tails?
[12:04] ---
    This is where the Back Mountains are.
SIGN    Around here!
[12:07] ---
    Why are you going there, anyway?
[12:09] ---
    People try to stay away because
    monsters appear pretty often.
[12:12] ---
    Oh, I just heard someone talking about them.
[12:15] ---
    As you can see, people are always watching me.
[12:19] ---
    I thought I could kind of relax over there,
    so I figured I'd check them out.
[12:23] ---
    I'll go with you!
[12:25] ---
    I want to be alone. Sorry.
[12:28] ---
    I'll be going with you,
[12:30] ---
    so I don't think being alone will be possible.
[12:32] ---
    I already realize that.
[12:34] ---
    Oh, I get it!
[12:36] ---
    I see what's going on!
SIGN    Someone's getting laid
[12:38] ---
    Sorry, I didn't get what was happening.
[12:39] ---
    No, that's not really-
[12:40] ---
    No, really...
[12:41] ---
    W-Wait!
[12:42] ---
    No, really...
[12:42] ---
    I said that's not it!
[12:44] ---
    No, really...
[12:46] ---
    It'll be my first time, so don't be too rough, 'kay?
[12:50] ---
    I told you to stop making jokes like that!
SIGN    Around here!
[12:54] ---
    This should be it...
[12:56] ---
    Nothing's going very well for you, is it?
[12:59] ---
    Ever since you arrived,
[13:01] ---
    I think half of it could be attributed to you.
[13:03] ---
    You think so?
[13:05] ---
    I guess this is the start of the Back Mountain area.
[13:09] ---
    Looks that way.
SIGN    Monster Warning
[13:21] ---
    I have to find her tail.
[13:31] ---
    A little further...
[13:33] ---
    A little further...
[13:42] ---
    Uh... I...
[13:44] ---
    You're a complete pervert, aren't you?
[13:51] ---
    Did you come all this way just to look at my panties?
[13:54] ---
    N-No...
[13:56] ---
    But anyway, I think someone
    just hit me or something...
[14:00] ---
    That shouldn't be the case.
[14:02] ---
    The disturbance in mana that I detected is over there.
[14:07] ---
    There's a creature approaching.
[14:09] ---
    It does not appear to be human.
[14:23] ---
    A demon dog.
[14:24] ---
    A dog that has transformed
[14:26] ---
    due to mana absorbed into its body.
[14:29] ---
    They may be breeding in this area.
[14:33] ---
    I will eliminate it.
[14:55] ---
    I'm going to shoot.
[14:56] ---
    Please don't move!
[14:57] ---
    Wai... Wai...
[15:00] ---
    Wait a second!
[15:18] ---
    I did it!
[15:20] ---
    What did you do?
[15:22] ---
    Based on what you said,
[15:24] ---
    I thought I might be able to turn him back
    into a normal dog by removing the mana.
[15:27] ---
    No mage has ever done that before.
[15:32] ---
    I'll note this incident and report it.
[15:36] ---
    Nevertheless, I am surprised.
[15:38] ---
    Surprised?
[15:39] ---
    You saved me.
[15:41] ---
    You have hurt women, picked up and
    peeked at their underwear...
[15:47] ---
    That has been your primary MO.
[15:49] ---
    That's what you've decided to notice?!
[15:52] ---
    Stay away, dog!
[15:54] ---
    That voice...
[16:02] ---
    I knew it was you, Soga Keena!
[16:10] ---
    I didn't really believe it, but I guess
    she has the power of invisibility...
[16:14] ---
    It seems that when she does, her mana also disappears.
[16:18] ---
    I am a Liladan, and even I cannot trace her.
[16:21] ---
    It appears she cannot erase her scent or
    anything she is wearing.
[16:27] ---
    Now!
[16:33] ---
    Sh-She really did shut down.
[16:36] ---
    Have you been waiting?
[16:38] ---
    N-No, I just deactivated Korone and...
[16:43] ---
    If you pull her tail again, she'll reactivate.
[16:46] ---
    She won't have any memories of what happened,
    so there shouldn't be a problem.
[16:50] ---
    I see.
[16:51] ---
    So about what you were saying...
[16:53] ---
    Right.
[16:55] ---
    It seems that a lot of rumors are going
    around about you and Hattori.
[17:00] ---
    I just think things are getting worse...
[17:05] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. Hattori is a stubborn girl.
[17:10] ---
    I'll tell her that you want to see her.
[17:14] ---
    I think if it comes from me,
    she won't be quite so on guard.
[17:18] ---
    Thank you.
[17:19] ---
    For some reason, no matter what I do,
    things just turn out poorly...
[17:23] ---
    I heard about your desire to be on cleaning duty.
[17:26] ---
    I didn't know it was that sort of work.
[17:31] ---
    I just wanted to do something
    to help the school.
[17:35] ---
    How about being on the
    disciplinary committee?
[17:38] ---
    Disciplinary committee?
[17:40] ---
    There's nothing strange about it, right?
[17:43] ---
    It's just like it sounds.
[17:45] ---
    You make sure students aren't doing anything bad.
[17:48] ---
    No one wants to do it, so the student council
    is having a hard time.
[17:51] ---
    I see. Then I'll definitely help out.
[17:54] ---
    I'll tell the student council, to ensure
    they don't get any strange ideas.
[17:59] ---
    Sorry for making you help me out so much.
[18:01] ---
    Also...
[18:09] ---
    This is magickal medicine.
[18:11] ---
    Magickal medicine?
[18:13] ---
    Those that take it can understand each other's feelings.
[18:17] ---
    All you have to do is
[18:19] ---
    put it in this and shoot it into Hattori
    and yourself, and it'll activate.
[18:24] ---
    But if you use medicine...
[18:27] ---
    Well, yes. But you know how it's been so far,
[18:31] ---
    and I thought it'd be best to have a backup plan.
[18:36] ---
    In that case, I'll hold on to it for now.
[18:39] ---
    Anyway, I hope everything works out for you.
[18:41] ---
    Have a good day.
[18:43] ---
    She came all the way out here alone for me!
[18:56] ---
    You really like looking at panties, yes?
[18:59] ---
    Oh... Um, not really.
[19:01] ---
    Thank god. She didn't notice.
SIGN    Soga Keena
[19:04] ---
    This seems to be Soga Keena's.
[19:07] ---
    Why did she leave it here?
[19:14] ---
    I've seen that jewelry before.
[19:20] ---
    That was Soga Keena? No way.
SIGN    Nope
[19:36] ---
    Save me!
[19:41] ---
    Wait!
[19:42] ---
    You'll see me naked if I move!
[19:44] ---
    Yeah, but...
[19:46] ---
    K-Korone!
[19:51] ---
    I think it is obvious that you just
    attempted to molest her.
[19:54] ---
    I must report this to the government.
[19:56] ---
    I-I admit that it could look that way, but...
[19:59] ---
    Can't you say something?
[20:01] ---
    Say what?
[20:02] ---
    You know, that I didn't do anything!
[20:04] ---
    If I say something, could you do something for me?
[20:06] ---
    Huh?
[20:07] ---
    Could you do something for me?!
[20:08] ---
    Since you're a minor,
    you'll be placed in protective custody.
[20:11] ---
    Based on my judgment, you may be sent
    to a juvenile correctional facility.
[20:14] ---
    Okay! I'll do whatever!
    Just testify to what happened!
[20:18] ---
    In that case, I held on to him myself!
[20:23] ---
    I've been cleared of all charges!
[20:26] ---
    Thank god...
[20:27] ---
    So about what I was asking...
SIGN    Nope
[20:31] ---
    Can we be friends?
[20:35] ---
    What?
SIGN    Women's Bath
[20:42] ---
    It wasn't just once, but twice...
SIGN    Etou Fujiko
[20:50] ---
    Etou?
[20:52] ---
    Are you feeling okay?
[20:54] ---
    I'm fine now.
[20:56] ---
    Did you miss school because of what happened
    with that transfer student?
[21:01] ---
    Actually, that's exactly what happened.
[21:04] ---
    He told me he wanted to see you alone.
[21:08] ---
    What?
[21:09] ---
    He asked me to talk to you for him.
[21:13] ---
    Why would he ask you to do that?
[21:15] ---
    He kind of threatened me and made me do it.
[21:18] ---
    But if you really don't want to talk to him,
    I'll have to tell him no-
[21:22] ---
    If I did that, you'll get involved, too!
[21:25] ---
    I'll go see him!
[21:26] ---
    I was just thinking of going and
    settling things with him myself.
[21:29] ---
    Then I'll talk to you later.
[21:32] ---
    So, that went well.
[21:37] ---
    Looks like I'll be able to profit here,
    barely having to do a thing.
[21:41] ---
    You're at it again, huh?
[21:44] ---
    Come on, all you do is lecture me.
[21:46] ---
    You don't listen to anything I say, anyway.
[21:49] ---
    So what are you planning this time?
[21:53] ---
    It won't be much longer before the future
    demon lord becomes my slave.
[21:57] ---
    Watch me,
[21:59] ---
    Brother.
SIGN    Next Time:
SIGN    The Upperclassman Who's A Bit Scary

3 - The Upperclassman Who's A Bit Scary

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[00:01] ---
    Fujiko, how are you?
[00:04] ---
    Fujiko, how are you?
[00:07] ---
    Fujiko, how are you?
[00:10] ---
    Brother, I'm doing well.
[00:14] ---
    You can't do that, Brother!
[00:17] ---
    Brother, I'm doing well.
[00:28] ---
    Mother, what happened to Brother?
[00:31] ---
    Forget about him, Fujiko.
[00:35] ---
    Brother, why?
[00:39] ---
    Your brother lost his life when he
    failed to complete his task.
[00:43] ---
    Why? Brother was an excellent surveyor...
[00:48] ---
    Fujiko, you must become the
    new Etou family head,
[00:52] ---
    in place of your brother,
    who has shamed that name.
[00:57] ---
    My brother was weak,
    and that weakness killed him...
[01:03] ---
    I will become strong!
[02:37] ---
    The Upperclassman
    Who's A Bit Scary
[02:40] ---
    B-But this is a demon lord we're
    talking about. If I do that...
[02:44] ---
    Since when have you been able to
    take that attitude with me?
[02:48] ---
    N-No, that's not it!
[02:50] ---
    Then I'll be counting on you.
[02:54] ---
    Everything is going according to plan.
[02:56] ---
    This is so fun. Conspiracies are the best...
[02:59] ---
    Fujiko, you've grown up to be quite evil-
[03:02] ---
    Do you think you could leave me alone?
[03:05] ---
    He has the power that matches
    the dark mages' ideal.
SIGN    Hatred
[03:10] ---
    Yes. In the future, Sai Akuto will be
    the one to destroy the world.
[03:16] ---
    I must get my hands on him,
    no matter the cost...
SIGN    Boy's Dormitory
SIGN    Boy's Bath
[03:24] ---
    Since no one's here when it's
    late, it's pretty nice...
[03:27] ---
    Yeah, things just get more annoying
    with everyone watching me.
[03:32] ---
    Yeah. It's not like you normally do
    anything unusual, anyway.
[03:35] ---
    I don't really ever do anything unusual.
[03:36] ---
    Well, anyway, you handled
    the class rep pretty well.
[03:39] ---
    Huh?
[03:40] ---
    I thought you were just sneaking
    out to see her,
[03:42] ---
    but I couldn't have guessed you would seduce
    the school's public leader and beat the crap out of her.
[03:45] ---
    You just keep winning points in my book-
[03:46] ---
    Uh, no! I just...
[03:47] ---
    Wait. The public leader?
[03:49] ---
    Oh, you haven't heard?
[03:51] ---
    This school actually has
    an underground side.
[03:54] ---
    There are students who act like
    part of the mainstream,
[03:57] ---
    but really, they're part of an
    underground movement that believes
[03:59] ---
    in black magick and uses it for evil deeds.
[04:01] ---
    I thought black magick was banned.
[04:04] ---
    Exactly. That's how Hattori Junko,
[04:07] ---
    Justice will prevail!
[04:07] ---
    with her strong sense of justice,
    became the school's public leader
[04:09] ---
    when she started cracking down
    on anyone suspicious.
[04:12] ---
    So if Hattori is the public leader, does that
    mean the underground also has a leader?
[04:15] ---
    I don't know.
[04:17] ---
    You don't?
[04:18] ---
    From what I can tell, only a few people in the
    underground could answer your question.
[04:21] ---
    Anyway, I'll see you later!
[04:25] ---
    I guess it only makes sense that there's
    some underground, no matter where you go.
[04:29] ---
    Don't just laugh, with your
    blank expression!
[04:31] ---
    You act like I'm small or something!
[04:34] ---
    What's wrong?
[04:39] ---
    So you're watching me in the bath, too?
[04:41] ---
    Why do humans worry about
    their penis size?
[04:45] ---
    U-Uh, well, the theory is that it affects whether you
    can find more mates and create more offspring.
SIGN    Bath Hours
[04:50] ---
    I see.
[04:51] ---
    In that case, let me see yours.
[04:54] ---
    I'll compare with other males
    and make a determination that way.
[04:57] ---
    I don't think so.
[04:58] ---
    I see.
[04:59] ---
    Are you teasing me?
[05:00] ---
    A little.
SIGN    Magickal Milk
SIGN    Etou Fujiko
[05:12] ---
    Etou!
[05:13] ---
    I've made arrangements for
    you and Hattori to meet,
[05:16] ---
    after school tomorrow,
[05:18] ---
    in the old barracks on
    basement level three.
[05:20] ---
    Thank you... Oh, okay.
    Talk to you later.
[05:24] ---
    At a bare minimum,
    I have to convince her...
[05:33] ---
    I'm Student Council President Riri Shiraishi.
[05:36] ---
    Vice President Ootake Michie.
[05:39] ---
    Treasurer Kamiyama Kanna.
[05:41] ---
    And this is Secretary Aru'nuuru.
[05:43] ---
    Guga.
[05:44] ---
    N-Nice to meet you all.
[05:45] ---
    We've heard about you from Etou.
[05:48] ---
    You want to be a disciplinary member?
[05:49] ---
    Correct.
[05:50] ---
    I heard that currently, no one is serving...
[05:52] ---
    Sounds interesting, so why not?
[05:54] ---
    You're a pretty strong fighter, right?
[05:56] ---
    Fighter?
[05:57] ---
    The disciplinary committee is nothing but
    an eyesore to would-be troublemakers.
[06:01] ---
    I realize that.
[06:02] ---
    A lot of bad guys out there
[06:04] ---
    would want to take you down
    and make a name for themselves.
[06:07] ---
    But it also means that anyone
    wishing to be on
[06:10] ---
    the committee would want
    to show off their power.
[06:12] ---
    I guess it might be the perfect
    position for a future demon lord.
[06:15] ---
    No, that wasn't my intent...
[06:18] ---
    Nga.
[06:19] ---
    So that's that. I'll be expecting
    results from you, Sai Akuto.
[06:28] ---
    Sai Akuto was the demon lord, right?
[06:31] ---
    Sai Akuto heading the disciplinary committee might
    signal the beginning of the end for our school!
[06:35] ---
    The mana coursing through the air and
    our bodies is the same substance,
[06:40] ---
    and while you may use the same magicks,
[06:42] ---
    the characteristics will differ greatly,
    based on which you use.
[06:45] ---
    Now I'm just getting myself
    into more trouble.
[06:49] ---
    Etou didn't mention anything
    the student council said...
[06:51] ---
    And what about tonight?
[06:55] ---
    Will I have to pull her tail again?
SIGN    Boy's Dormitory
[07:02] ---
    I don't really want to use it,
[07:04] ---
    but I guess I'll keep it, just in case.
[07:12] ---
    I suppose I'll have to deal with her first.
SIGN    No peeking
[07:27] ---
    Huh? Soga Keena?
SIGN    100% Rice Crackers
[07:35] ---
    What's going on?
[07:36] ---
    A friend doesn't need a reason
    to visit a friend, right?
[07:38] ---
    Korone, if you lie like that,
    he'll be able to see your panties.
[07:42] ---
    I received orders stating that Sai gets nervous
    when I'm not relaxing in his room.
[07:46] ---
    But you just tried to touch her butt!
[07:49] ---
    It's not a crime to touch a Liladan there.
[07:52] ---
    Uh... So what's in the bag?
[07:55] ---
    Oh, this?
[07:57] ---
    A rice cooker?
[07:58] ---
    Acchan, do you like rice?
[07:59] ---
    Acchan?
[08:01] ---
    I love it!
[08:02] ---
    I love rice, so I kept it in my room.
    But they banned it...
[08:06] ---
    So I was thinking I'd leave it in
    your room and come by here every day!
[08:10] ---
    Every day? Sorry,
    but that's a bit...
[08:11] ---
    If you won't let me, I'll tell everyone
    what you tried to do to Korone.
[08:14] ---
    I think everyone misunderstands me
    so thoroughly, it really doesn't matter...
[08:17] ---
    You must have had it hard...
[08:19] ---
    You're actually a pretty serious person, huh?
[08:21] ---
    That's right.
[08:22] ---
    Want a rice cracker?
[08:23] ---
    Thanks.
[08:24] ---
    I gave you a rice cracker, so can I
    keep my rice cooker here?
[08:26] ---
    No.
[08:26] ---
    Why not? Rice is awesome!
[08:28] ---
    It's all white and shiny,
    like a bunch of jewels.
[08:31] ---
    And when you bite into it, its flavors and
    sweetness expand in your mouth!
[08:33] ---
    If only there were a way to get everyone
    in the world to eat rice together,
[08:36] ---
    happiness would reign supreme!
[08:38] ---
    There is a way.
[08:43] ---
    This is a military-grade device for
    medication administration.
[08:45] ---
    It's capable of simultaneously delivering poison
    to enemies and helpful medication to allies.
[08:49] ---
    So you're saying if we put rice in-
[08:51] ---
    Don't even think about it!
[08:55] ---
    This is bad... It's almost time
    for me to meet her.
[08:59] ---
    Hey, Soga.
[09:01] ---
    We're friends, so call me Kei.
[09:03] ---
    I'd like to do some studying now, so...
[09:07] ---
    Oh, am I in the way?
[09:09] ---
    You want to get rid of me and
    mess around with Korone, don't you?
[09:12] ---
    That's not it!
[09:14] ---
    I guess I can't help that...
[09:17] ---
    Anyway, I'll see you later.
[09:19] ---
    You forgot this.
[09:20] ---
    Just put it wherever!
[09:22] ---
    I didn't say you could leave it here...
[09:26] ---
    Anyway.
[09:27] ---
    Huh?
[09:27] ---
    Now that she's gone,
    how about we get started?
[09:30] ---
    Could you not joke around like that?!
[09:31] ---
    But you tried to touch my butt, didn't you?
[09:35] ---
    It's not like it's a crime, right?
[09:37] ---
    With a Liladan, no.
[09:39] ---
    I'm out of time.
[09:41] ---
    I'll have to use the situation.
[09:43] ---
    If you want me to touch you so much...
SIGN    Do you want to see?
[09:47] ---
    Sorry!
[09:48] ---
    Just messing with you.
[09:51] ---
    Here goes nothing!
[09:55] ---
    I don't think I'll ever get
    used to that.
[09:59] ---
    I heard the school originated in a facility
    from the war, one hundred years ago.
[10:04] ---
    But I never expected it to go down this far.
[10:16] ---
    It really does feel like a barracks...
[10:42] ---
    There wasn't even a reason to be scared.
[10:44] ---
    They call him a demon lord,
    but that was nothing.
[10:52] ---
    I see.
[10:53] ---
    All I have to do is focus the
    mana on a single point.
[10:57] ---
    You bastard!
[11:02] ---
    Damn you!
[11:08] ---
    Looks like I'll have lots of
    applications for this.
[11:12] ---
    He's acting like he's not even fazed!
[11:14] ---
    Get him!
[11:24] ---
    I have a question.
[11:25] ---
    I'd like you to tell me why you
    attacked me, out of nowhere.
[11:29] ---
    If you're part of the disciplinary committee,
    you're prepared for this stuff, right?
[11:32] ---
    Yeah, something about wanting
    to make your name...
[11:33] ---
    All you have to do is sit there and take it.
[11:40] ---
    Boss...
[11:41] ---
    Hiroshi...
[11:43] ---
    B-Boss, don't worry about me...
    Take care of these guys...
[11:48] ---
    He's talking like he's in some manga.
[11:50] ---
    Actually, I had another question.
[11:53] ---
    What exactly is it that people are
    thinking, when they try to act
[11:57] ---
    like the villains from one of those manga?
[11:59] ---
    Shut up!
[12:07] ---
    Wh-What happened?
[12:09] ---
    O-Our feet!
[12:10] ---
    D-Do you know what can happen to you?
[12:12] ---
    I do. And I'm so calm,
    it surprises me.
[12:16] ---
    I thought I'd lose myself when
    something like this happened,
[12:20] ---
    but that doesn't seem to be the case.
[12:27] ---
    I can't let you leave.
[12:29] ---
    What are you going to do?
[12:31] ---
    If more people like you show up,
    it'll be an issue.
[12:34] ---
    I'll make sure everyone here sees you
    getting the crap kicked out of you.
[12:47] ---
    Try me!
[13:11] ---
    Don't even think of asking me to let you off.
[13:18] ---
    We're going to get killed!
[13:19] ---
    He's the real deal!
[13:20] ---
    Stop it!
[13:21] ---
    I don't think so.
[13:22] ---
    I have to scare them more, or...
[13:27] ---
    So you've finally shown who you
    really are, Demon Lord?
[13:31] ---
    I'd say that they attacked me, but it appears there's
    no way in hell you'll ever believe me...
[13:35] ---
    I understand what you're trying to do now!
[13:37] ---
    You're using the disciplinary committee
    to rule the delinquents.
[13:39] ---
    By controlling all the school's students who
    will retain important government jobs,
[13:43] ---
    you plan to take over the world!
[13:45] ---
    Th-There's no way I could do
    something on such a huge scale.
[13:47] ---
    I mean, I was only protecting myself-
[13:48] ---
    Enough!
[13:49] ---
    You sucked up to me to keep me in your pocket,
    knowing I despise anything illicit,
[13:53] ---
    and thus complete control of both
    school and underground!
[13:55] ---
    The amount of sense that makes is problematic,
    but I'm really not doing anything!
[13:58] ---
    So you're attacking?
[13:59] ---
    I know I cannot beat you, but I'll die while
    landing a strike with this sword!
[14:05] ---
    At this rate, nothing's going to happen.
[14:08] ---
    I'll have to use it...
[14:12] ---
    So you're using a ranged weapon? Coward!
[14:13] ---
    Th-That's not it!
[14:18] ---
    Huh?
[14:20] ---
    I-It's empty!
[14:26] ---
    In that case, for the academy...
    No, for world peace,
[14:30] ---
    I shall gather those sympathetic
    to the cause and defeat you!
[14:32] ---
    D-Defeat me?
[14:34] ---
    Prepare yourself, Demon Lord!
[14:44] ---
    Well, crap...
[14:46] ---
    That's weird.
[14:48] ---
    The drug disappeared.
[14:51] ---
    What drug was it?
[14:53] ---
    It was something that could make anyone
    swear their loyalty and love to me.
[14:57] ---
    But the way he went wild so coldly there,
[15:00] ---
    it was truly demonic of him.
[15:02] ---
    I want him even more now...
[15:09] ---
    Basically, you deactivated me
    and went off on your own.
[15:15] ---
    I'm sorry.
[15:16] ---
    Since I have no memories of what happened,
    even if you apologize, I cannot punish you.
[15:21] ---
    However, the issue is how you
    will take responsibility.
[15:24] ---
    I fully intend to, which is why
    I went to see our teacher.
SIGN    Instructors' Office
[15:29] ---
    Just a moment ago, I received
    word from Hattori.
[15:32] ---
    She said she decided to take
    punitive action against you.
[15:35] ---
    That's a school rule, too, isn't it?
[15:38] ---
    The system's only normally used in times
    of war, against spies or traitors.
[15:43] ---
    But the rule itself is in place,
    so I guess you'll just have to give up!
[15:47] ---
    Give up?
[15:49] ---
    If you die, I'll use my undead
    techniques on you!
[15:52] ---
    I'm so excited!
[15:56] ---
    I don't really want anyone after me,
[15:58] ---
    and I have a feeling that defeating
    them won't improve anything.
[16:00] ---
    This sucks...
[16:14] ---
    How pathetic.
[16:16] ---
    Even if it was only just a second,
    I can't believe I let him sway me.
[16:21] ---
    I really wanted to...
[16:26] ---
    What are you thinking, Junko?
[16:28] ---
    He's a demon lord!
[16:32] ---
    Who is it?
[16:38] ---
    I guess I'm feeling pretty edgy right now.
[16:41] ---
    It can't be avoided.
[16:43] ---
    I'm willing to fight and die tomorrow!
SIGN    Attention
[16:49] ---
    Attention!
[16:50] ---
    It has been confirmed that Sai Akuto,
    of Class 1-A, has attempted to
[16:53] ---
    take over the school, in a
    bid for world domination.
[16:56] ---
    In response, the school has granted
    a request for punitive action.
SIGN    Notice of Punitive Action
[16:59] ---
    At 4:00 PM, the request will be in effect
    and will last exactly one hour.
[17:02] ---
    I seek any who would join me!
SIGN    To Any Sympathizers
[17:04] ---
    With great respect, Hattori
    Junko, Class 1-A.
[17:12] ---
    Disciplinary Committee
[17:18] ---
    Boss! I've come to help you!
[17:20] ---
    There's no need for you to die.
[17:22] ---
    But you were just trying to save me,
    and that's why everything happened!
[17:26] ---
    That's why all I have to do
    is run away for an hour.
[17:31] ---
    Engage him!
[17:34] ---
    Run!
[17:39] ---
    Boss!
[17:43] ---
    After him! After him!
[18:01] ---
    I'll take that to mean they're organized.
[18:05] ---
    Now I have nowhere to run.
[18:08] ---
    Hattori...
[18:10] ---
    Know that if I trade but
    a single strike with you,
[18:12] ---
    there are many more to come.
[18:15] ---
    If I asked you to stop, I imagine
    nothing would come of it.
[18:18] ---
    That's correct. Nothing would.
[18:25] ---
    En garde!
[18:29] ---
    I can't control my mana very well.
[18:31] ---
    Last night, I was able to just fine!
[18:42] ---
    This is your end, Demon Lord!
[18:44] ---
    I don't remember doing
    anything that cruel...
[18:46] ---
    Don't play dumb!
[18:47] ---
    You were trying to control
    others with power!
[18:51] ---
    I already told you...
[18:52] ---
    Not to mention, you didn't even look angered.
    You were completely unaffected!
[18:56] ---
    Do you not understand the
    iniquity of your deed?
[19:00] ---
    I never really noticed before,
    but I guess that's just who I am.
[19:04] ---
    Then I'm afraid...
[19:08] ---
    you'll have to die.
[19:13] ---
    Maybe you can't change who someone is,
[19:15] ---
    but you can change what they think.
[19:18] ---
    I know trying to seem cool
    is one of his faults,
[19:23] ---
    but he's actually a really serious guy!
[19:26] ---
    And I also know you really like him, Junko.
[19:30] ---
    W-Wai...
[19:31] ---
    I think you two are a bit silly,
    but really, you're best friends!
[19:35] ---
    So there's no reason for you to fight!
[19:39] ---
    What the hell!
[19:41] ---
    I knew the demon lord and the
    class rep were a couple!
[19:43] ---
    So basically, we had to play along
    with their lover's quarrel!
[19:46] ---
    She's just trying to get him back
    for breaking her heart!
[19:47] ---
    We'll put them both in their places!
[19:48] ---
    Wait! That isn't how it is!
[19:49] ---
    Listen to what I have to say!
[19:51] ---
    Hey, you say something, too!
[19:52] ---
    It might not help.
[19:53] ---
    What?
[19:54] ---
    I said the same thing to
    you a bunch of times.
[19:57] ---
    Th-That's...
[19:59] ---
    Get them!
[20:02] ---
    What will you do?
[20:03] ---
    No choice.
[20:06] ---
    I'll say one last thing.
[20:08] ---
    I admit I share some fault here, too.
[20:13] ---
    That's enough for me.
[20:17] ---
    Let's go.
[20:18] ---
    Yeah.
[20:22] ---
    Korone!
[20:27] ---
    No!
[20:37] ---
    R-Rice?
[20:38] ---
    That's right.
[20:39] ---
    If everyone in the world ate rice together,
    happiness would reign supreme!
[20:47] ---
    See?
[20:51] ---
    I'm detecting some type of drug in the rice.
[20:53] ---
    Drug?
[20:54] ---
    I dissolved the medicine you kept in
    your room, and I mixed it into the rice.
[20:58] ---
    It's supposed to make everyone
    get along, right?
[21:03] ---
    You were there with me during that?
[21:06] ---
    So you took it out of the gun?
[21:10] ---
    I can't let my guard down
    one minute with you.
[21:13] ---
    The analysis has been completed.
[21:15] ---
    It's a type of black magick that compels
    loyalty to a particular individual.
[21:19] ---
    Black magick?
[21:21] ---
    It's been quite diluted, so I imagine the
    effect will only last about half a day.
[21:24] ---
    I see... I guess Etou wanted everyone
    to get along with her.
[21:30] ---
    Did Keena understand everything
    from the start?
[21:34] ---
    No, I'm thinking too much.
[21:38] ---
    Fujiko!
[21:39] ---
    I love you!
[21:40] ---
    Wait! Stop it!
SIGN    No peeking
[21:43] ---
    No!
[21:45] ---
    Please stop!
[21:48] ---
    Not there...
[21:53] ---
    Stop it!
[21:56] ---
    I'm going to die!
[21:57] ---
    She was caught in her own trap.
[22:01] ---
    Fool.
SIGN    Next Time:
SIGN    Is Solitary Fun?

4 - Is Solitary Fun?

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[00:04] ---
    Fujiko, how are you?
[00:06] ---
    Brother, I'm doing well!
[00:11] ---
    I'm sorry.
[00:15] ---
    The shelf farthest back, in the Knight
    Equipment Research Facility...
[00:18] ---
    Once you have all three, play the sound.
[00:38] ---
    I finished what I needed to do.
[00:42] ---
    Oh, man...
[00:45] ---
    You erased your memories, huh?
[00:48] ---
    I only helped you out because you
    told me you wanted to destroy it,
[00:52] ---
    but you were really after...
[02:30] ---
    Is Solitary Fun?
[02:39] ---
    Okay! Everyone, pay attention!
[02:42] ---
    I want everyone to form groups of two.
[02:45] ---
    I don't know who to partner with.
[02:46] ---
    How about we group up?
[02:47] ---
    No. I don't think I can perform
    well enough for you.
[02:51] ---
    Come on. Please, Hiroshi?
[02:52] ---
    I'm glad you picked me, but...
[02:53] ---
    Sai Akuto...
[02:55] ---
    Fujiko, what's wrong?
[02:59] ---
    Nothing at all.
[03:01] ---
    Let's go.
[03:03] ---
    Fujiko!
[03:06] ---
    I need to get him to work
    for me, at all costs.
[03:11] ---
    Now that I think about it,
    is Keena absent today, too?
[03:13] ---
    Oh, she's pretty good when
    it comes to studying,
[03:17] ---
    but she's completely terrible at magick.
[03:19] ---
    She can't do anything but fly.
[03:21] ---
    I guess no one knows she
    can turn invisible...
[03:24] ---
    She usually never comes to
    magick classes, like this one.
[03:28] ---
    She doesn't have any friends.
[03:29] ---
    She's the type of girl that sits there,
    reading books and staring into space.
[03:32] ---
    Oh, I see what's going on!
    You're trying to get in her panties next!
[03:35] ---
    I haven't gotten in anyone's
    panties yet, and I'm not trying.
[03:43] ---
    What are you just standing there for?
[03:46] ---
    Hurry up and get ready.
[03:47] ---
    Huh?
[03:48] ---
    I told you to get ready.
[03:54] ---
    Thank you!
[03:57] ---
    You can tell he's a demon lord
    just by looking at him.
[03:58] ---
    He has her completely wrapped
    around his finger.
[04:03] ---
    This is the first time you've done this,
[04:05] ---
    so I was asked to partner with you.
[04:07] ---
    Don't you want to be his first?
[04:11] ---
    This lesson will teach you the basics
    of fine control over your mana.
[04:15] ---
    If you stop paying attention
[04:17] ---
    and don't take it seriously,
    you can hurt your partner accidentally.
[04:19] ---
    So be careful.
[04:21] ---
    Got it. I wouldn't hurt you, anyway.
[04:26] ---
    H-Hurry up and throw it back. Slowly, okay?
[04:31] ---
    I just have to do what you did, right?
[04:48] ---
    Shit...
[04:50] ---
    I did it again...
[05:01] ---
    Is Hattori all right?
[05:03] ---
    She just fainted from shock.
    She's not burned.
[05:06] ---
    That's good to hear.
[05:08] ---
    You really are ridiculously strong.
[05:10] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:11] ---
    You'll need to do considerable mental discipline
    training to control that power of yours.
[05:16] ---
    Oh, I have a good idea!
[05:17] ---
    How about you train in the
    Mental Self-Discipline Chamber?
[05:20] ---
    What? You mean the Constant Magick Academy
    Mental Self-Discipline Chamber?!
[05:24] ---
    Th-That's the place a bunch of people entered
    but came out dead, a long time ago-
[05:29] ---
    It's just a place you go for Zen meditation,
[05:31] ---
    not anything to worry about.
[05:36] ---
    Oh, and if you happen to die-
[05:38] ---
    I'm not going!
[05:41] ---
    The teacher said I'd need a canteen
    and a waterproof bag...
[05:45] ---
    I get the canteen, but why
    a waterproof bag?
[05:49] ---
    As an observer, I shall accompany you.
[05:54] ---
    You haven't even been around lately.
[05:56] ---
    I have it set up so I can watch you,
    even when we're apart.
[05:59] ---
    And as long as we're on school grounds,
    I can reach you in an instant.
[06:03] ---
    Um, what are those?
[06:05] ---
    A well-known snack from the
    imperial capital, figure bakes.
[06:09] ---
    Want some?
[06:10] ---
    No, it isn't that...
[06:12] ---
    Liladan can eat food, too?
[06:14] ---
    We can internally convert food into energy.
[06:16] ---
    It's rather insignificant, compared to the requirements,
    so it isn't really necessary.
[06:20] ---
    So you don't need it?
[06:21] ---
    They taste good.
[06:23] ---
    I see.
[06:24] ---
    Anyway, let's go.
[06:25] ---
    Didn't you just say you didn't
    have to be with me?
[06:28] ---
    This looks fun.
[06:30] ---
    I see.
[06:32] ---
    Death Death Death Death Death
[06:34] ---
    Fujiko, why the serious look?
[06:38] ---
    Sai Akuto was ordered to the
    Mental Self-Discipline Chamber.
[06:42] ---
    The Mental Self-Discipline Chamber?
    Oh, yeah. I remember now.
[06:46] ---
    I've never been there, but...
[06:47] ---
    A chamber that, once closed,
[06:49] ---
    can't be opened from the
    inside for twelve hours...
[06:52] ---
    I'm thinking about seeing if
    I can formulate a fun plan.
[06:56] ---
    You've grown so evil...
[06:59] ---
    You used to be so-
[07:00] ---
    Quiet!
[07:03] ---
    This is all because you...
[07:06] ---
    When your brother was surveying
    the school ruins,
[07:10] ---
    he died, after finding something.
[07:12] ---
    Something? What was it?
[07:15] ---
    In order to figure that out,
[07:17] ---
    the government used undead magick
    on the corpse and interrogated him.
[07:21] ---
    But he didn't remember anything.
[07:23] ---
    Undead magick?
[07:25] ---
    It seems he got scared, ran away,
    and then got himself killed.
[07:30] ---
    That's what they decided happened.
[07:33] ---
    He's tainted the Etou family name.
[07:41] ---
    What is it?
[07:42] ---
    No...
[07:43] ---
    It's nothing.
[07:56] ---
    So this is it?
[07:59] ---
    Once you enter, the door
    will lock for twelve hours.
[08:03] ---
    Please secure a communication method, for
    any emergencies, and enter at your own risk.
[08:04] ---
    If anything happens, I'll contact you
    via the student handbook.
[08:07] ---
    Thanks.
[08:12] ---
    I see. So I'm supposed to
    discipline myself by reading this.
[08:15] ---
    What did you mean by "thanks"?
[08:17] ---
    I meant that I'd call you if I needed help-
[08:19] ---
    Huh?!
[08:20] ---
    What good will come of your
    being in here with me?
[08:22] ---
    I said I'd be attending, as your observer.
[08:29] ---
    There isn't much room in here.
[08:30] ---
    Seems that way.
[08:31] ---
    I was kind of trying to complain...
[08:38] ---
    C-Could you move away a bit?
[08:41] ---
    I'm helping you.
[08:43] ---
    You can't train yourself mentally
    unless you can concentrate,
[08:46] ---
    no matter the circumstances.
[08:48] ---
    The hell?
[08:52] ---
    I-I don't need the help.
[09:08] ---
    What are you trying to pull?!
[09:10] ---
    I heard you were going to
    be alone for a while,
[09:13] ---
    so I thought you might need
    a lunch or something...
[09:15] ---
    But it doesn't mean you had to
    come with me, alone, right?
[09:17] ---
    The door just closed on its own!
[09:25] ---
    I'll use these bullets with
    illusion magick in them.
[09:32] ---
    I'll shoot them into the building.
[09:33] ---
    When his mind's been
    sufficiently disturbed, I'll appear...
[09:37] ---
    and make him swear fealty.
[09:39] ---
    This is the perfect situation for it,
    now that he's meditating.
[09:47] ---
    It's pretty cramped in here.
[09:49] ---
    Don't say that so nonchalantly.
[09:51] ---
    We have to stay in here for twelve hours.
[09:54] ---
    It'll be okay!
[09:55] ---
    We have lunch, too!
[09:57] ---
    That's not really the issue...
[10:05] ---
    Huh...
[10:08] ---
    What's this?
[10:10] ---
    Seems like old parchment.
[10:12] ---
    It looks like some sort of map.
[10:14] ---
    Oh, this is a school map!
[10:16] ---
    The treasure will reveal itself,
    once the three keys are collected.
[10:22] ---
    But let it be known, death awaits
    those who are not worthy.
[10:26] ---
    It's a treasure map, Acchan!
[10:28] ---
    Looks like it.
[10:29] ---
    I'm sure some pirates spent their whole lives
    collecting treasure and then hid it!
[10:32] ---
    We're on land here.
[10:33] ---
    There's something enticing
    about treasure maps!
[10:36] ---
    The adventurer travels about,
    defeating the monsters who protect the keys!
[10:40] ---
    No, he doesn't kill them! If he kills them,
    he'll lose the ability to get the treasure!
[10:43] ---
    Whatever.
[10:45] ---
    Anyway, I'm going to start
    training, so be quiet.
[10:51] ---
    Hey, Acchan...
[10:53] ---
    If you're asking about food,
    I don't need any.
[10:55] ---
    Hey...
[10:58] ---
    What's wrong?
[11:02] ---
    I... I gotta pee!
[11:07] ---
    Oh, I see! That's why I needed
    the waterproof bag...
[11:11] ---
    I can't use that! It's way too embarrassing!
[11:13] ---
    It's better than wetting yourself!
    I'll face the other direction.
[11:16] ---
    No!
[11:17] ---
    I'm in the same boat.
[11:18] ---
    I'll have to do the same thing eventually.
[11:20] ---
    I don't want to see you doing it, either!
[11:22] ---
    I didn't ask you to look!
[11:27] ---
    I can internally convert it into energy.
[11:30] ---
    Not that it'd be substantial.
[11:32] ---
    Internally...
[11:34] ---
    Want me to drink it?
[11:39] ---
    Prepare yourself.
[11:43] ---
    No!
[11:46] ---
    He's already having problems
    keeping it together?
[11:49] ---
    Let me out!
[11:50] ---
    Let me out!
[11:52] ---
    Let me out!
[11:52] ---
    I was just kidding. Besides,
    it wouldn't taste good.
[11:55] ---
    Why do you even know that?!
[11:56] ---
    No, this isn't the time.
[12:01] ---
    I have no choice but to cancel the training
    for now, and call for help.
[12:04] ---
    How about having the person
    outside help us?
[12:07] ---
    Huh?
[12:09] ---
    I'm detecting mana from beyond the door.
[12:11] ---
    If you knew that, you should have
    said something earlier!
[12:14] ---
    I wonder who's there...
[12:16] ---
    I-I can't hold it anymore!
[12:25] ---
    I didn't even have to use magick.
[12:29] ---
    If I appear to him like a goddess...
[12:34] ---
    There's nothing to fear!
[12:37] ---
    I'm here to-
[12:40] ---
    I can't hold it anymore!
[12:42] ---
    E-Etou?
[12:44] ---
    What are you all doing?
[12:47] ---
    A lot happened...
[12:50] ---
    What is this?
[12:53] ---
    We just happened to find it inside.
[12:55] ---
    It can't be...
[12:59] ---
    I'll be taking this.
[13:02] ---
    But...
[13:06] ---
    I guess she's taking that
    treasure map seriously.
[13:11] ---
    That jerk.
[13:12] ---
    That jerk.
[13:13] ---
    That jerk.
SIGN    Secure Line
[13:30] ---
    Encrypted text?
[13:32] ---
    A member of the Teruya family
    has started moving.
[13:35] ---
    I would like to hold a meeting
    at the usual location.
[13:41] ---
    Don't play dumb!
[13:43] ---
    I know this is your handwriting!
[13:47] ---
    I'm sorry. I really don't remember.
[14:01] ---
    I don't understand.
[14:03] ---
    The undead cannot lie.
    What's going on?
[14:09] ---
    Good day.
[14:10] ---
    Good day.
[14:12] ---
    Sucks that you couldn't make
    the demon lord your underling.
[14:15] ---
    What are you talking about?
[14:18] ---
    Just keep trying to ensure no one
    else finds out, Etou Fujiko.
[14:22] ---
    You're not a student here, are you?
[14:25] ---
    No worries. I've received
    permission to enter the school.
[14:29] ---
    Excuse me.
[14:32] ---
    Is that real?
[14:32] ---
    Look at that.
[14:34] ---
    That's pretty cool!
[14:37] ---
    Excuse me.
[14:45] ---
    It's not here!
[14:46] ---
    I'm sure I left it here!
[14:48] ---
    I bet it was that demon lord!
[14:50] ---
    Wasn't Etou kind of weird yesterday?
[14:53] ---
    Weird?
[14:55] ---
    When she looked at the map.
[14:56] ---
    You don't think she believes
    it's real, do you?
[14:59] ---
    I wonder.
[15:00] ---
    I don't really care about
    any treasure, but...
[15:07] ---
    It's the demon lord!
[15:11] ---
    This is the map from yesterday... Why?
[15:13] ---
    Looks like copies of some sort.
[15:16] ---
    Did Etou do this?
[15:18] ---
    Why would she do this?
[15:19] ---
    This is your doing, is it not?
[15:27] ---
    They're posted all over the place!
[15:29] ---
    It's a place that was abandoned
    during the last Great War.
[15:34] ---
    Guga.
[15:37] ---
    I can't believe you'd steal
    the map from my room!
[15:40] ---
    I know what you're up to!
[15:41] ---
    You're trying to rile up the student body
    by posting the map all over school!
[15:46] ---
    You really are a demon lord!
[15:47] ---
    You're not saying that too, are you?!
[15:49] ---
    I've determined the person responsible.
[16:00] ---
    What are you doing?!
[16:03] ---
    I'm giving information to the adventurers who
    want to try their luck at the pirate's treasure!
[16:07] ---
    They can all vie for the treasure
    and challenge the labyrinth!
[16:09] ---
    You can't just do that!
[16:10] ---
    From the look of things,
    it's gotten around quite a bit.
[16:15] ---
    Hattori's absent again, and Keena
    will skip class just like that.
[16:20] ---
    I heard that the class rep is out
    for family reasons.
[16:23] ---
    Family reasons? It wasn't my fault?
[16:25] ---
    Thank god.
[16:27] ---
    So you're not going to skip?
[16:29] ---
    I should be here sometimes.
[16:30] ---
    But why do you have an apple crate?
[16:31] ---
    It's a mandarin orange box.
[16:33] ---
    This is bad!
[16:33] ---
    That's not what I meant...
[16:34] ---
    Move away!
[16:35] ---
    Move aside!
[16:42] ---
    What happened?
[16:43] ---
    We were attacked by a monster...
[16:50] ---
    Eighteen people were injured
    in this incident alone.
[16:53] ---
    People keep getting hurt.
[16:54] ---
    Putting aside the validity
    of the treasure map,
[16:57] ---
    who would have expected
    people to get hurt?
[16:59] ---
    Maybe they got done in by a demonic dog?
[17:01] ---
    The student council can no longer
    turn a blind eye to this.
[17:05] ---
    That makes sense.
[17:06] ---
    Uh, where are the other members?
[17:09] ---
    At the moment, they're a bit busy.
[17:11] ---
    Anyway, I'd like you to announce
    to the student body
[17:14] ---
    that they're banned from searching
    for the treasure.
[17:18] ---
    You want me to?
[17:19] ---
    I don't want to appear to be
    using fear-based politics,
[17:21] ---
    but the disciplinary committee has the
    authority to dictate punishments.
[17:25] ---
    Besides, in a way, you're better
    for the job than I am.
[17:29] ---
    I see...
[17:30] ---
    If you do this, I'll forget your
    involvement in the matter.
SIGN    Emergency Meeting
[17:35] ---
    Thank you all for coming to
    the emergency summons.
[17:39] ---
    Anyway, the disciplinary committee
    has an announcement.
[17:45] ---
    I'm the disciplinary committee
    representative, Sai Akuto.
[17:47] ---
    I believe all of you already know this,
[17:50] ---
    but by the authority of the
    disciplinary committee,
[17:51] ---
    I have hereby banned
    any treasure search.
[17:53] ---
    I'd like to remind everyone that anyone who
    disobeys will face disciplinary action.
[17:56] ---
    That's all.
[17:56] ---
    Don't play dumb!
[17:58] ---
    I know Soga Keena,
[17:59] ---
    the girl that's been posting the maps,
    has been going in and out of your room!
[18:04] ---
    The demon lord got his hands
    on Soga, in addition to Hattori!
[18:07] ---
    You're the one who
    made the map!
[18:10] ---
    Oh, I get it!
[18:11] ---
    This must be a game that
    the demon lord created!
[18:14] ---
    He hid the treasure and put monsters everywhere,
    and he'll make those who make it through his underlings!
[18:18] ---
    What was that?
[18:19] ---
    Hiroshi, you...
[18:21] ---
    You planned all this out, and now you're
    banning it! What's up with that?
[18:24] ---
    Wait! That wasn't what happened!
[18:27] ---
    Anyway, the reason behind the attacks
    hasn't yet been discovered,
[18:30] ---
    but it's clear that the locations
    indicated by the map are dangerous!
[18:33] ---
    Then why don't you go there!
[18:35] ---
    Explosive Mid-Air Triangular Kick!
[18:45] ---
    She's...
SIGN    This Doesn't Look Good!
[18:51] ---
    Don't talk!
[18:53] ---
    I can't help myself...
[18:54] ---
    Sai Akuto, looking at you up close,
    you're actually pretty cute.
[18:58] ---
    Thanks...
[19:01] ---
    What are you trying to do?
[19:02] ---
    If it's dangerous, then don't go.
[19:04] ---
    But if you're saying you didn't do it,
[19:06] ---
    then shouldn't you be the
    one who sees if it's real?
[19:09] ---
    Me?
[19:11] ---
    Yeah!
[19:12] ---
    Prove it's not your trap!
[19:14] ---
    You're the only one who
    has to go and get hurt!
[19:17] ---
    Fine.
[19:18] ---
    But I forbid anyone else from approaching
    the places marked on the map!
[19:23] ---
    Darn.
[19:28] ---
    And that's why you're Sai Akuto.
[19:33] ---
    Who are you?
[19:35] ---
    Teruya Eiko. Originally, I was just
    going to tease you a bit,
[19:39] ---
    but it looks like we'll be seeing
    each other for a while.
[19:43] ---
    Teruya Eiko... Who are you?
[19:48] ---
    All you have to do is go in and leave.
[19:51] ---
    We can invent anything to cover it up.
[19:53] ---
    But if I'm going in, shouldn't I get rid of the
    monsters or demonic dogs or whatever?
[19:58] ---
    Oh, it's fine. We just have to
    look like we're acting.
[20:01] ---
    Besides, I'm not exactly all that
    fond of your going, anyway.
[20:05] ---
    So, take care of the rest for me.
[20:08] ---
    What are you thinking about?
[20:11] ---
    The student council president's attitude.
[20:12] ---
    It seems like she's hiding something.
[20:15] ---
    It's pretty strange to say
[20:17] ---
    you don't need to do anything
    about people getting hurt.
SIGN    Etou Fujiko
[20:22] ---
    Etou?
[20:24] ---
    You're going to search for
    the treasure, right?
[20:26] ---
    This is an incantation gun.
[20:28] ---
    It shoots magickal bullets.
[20:31] ---
    You can fight, even knowing that
    you can't control your mana well.
[20:35] ---
    Thank you.
[20:37] ---
    But you're the type of person
    who makes choices
[20:41] ---
    after calculating personal interest.
[20:42] ---
    Why help me without reason-
[20:43] ---
    You know...
[20:43] ---
    Never mind!
[20:45] ---
    Anyway, all you have to
    do is find the treasure!
[20:49] ---
    Understood. Then I'll borrow it.
[20:55] ---
    Just in case, I gathered enough
    camping gear to last a week.
[20:59] ---
    Thank you. Anyway, let's hurry.
[21:01] ---
    I hate attracting attention-
[21:04] ---
    Whose attention don't
    you want to attract?
[21:07] ---
    You're...
[21:07] ---
    You promised you'd take
    me along, didn't you?
[21:10] ---
    I don't remember promising that.
[21:12] ---
    I'd accompany you, even if you didn't.
[21:14] ---
    You know, once I get attached
    to something, I can't leave it alone.
[21:17] ---
    Let go of the boss!
[21:20] ---
    I told you to stop holding on to him!
[21:22] ---
    I can do what I want.
[21:23] ---
    The boss is mine!
[21:25] ---
    I didn't know you swung that way...
[21:27] ---
    I'm moved by who he is as a man!
[21:30] ---
    Doesn't sound much different
    from what I said.
[21:33] ---
    That's not true!
[21:42] ---
    This is the first point marked on the map.
[21:45] ---
    Looks like a crypt.
[21:47] ---
    Let me see that.
[21:53] ---
    It says that it's for Yamato Bouichirou.
[21:57] ---
    Yamato Bouichirou? Who's that?
SIGN    Next Time:
SIGN    Beware the Underground Labyrinth

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[00:24] ---
    Looks like gravestones for the
    warriors in the Great War...
[00:27] ---
    Are we going to search all of these?
[00:29] ---
    Anyway, let's try searching for Yamato Bouichirou's
    gravestone, like the map says...
[00:37] ---
    Looks like there was a battle here.
[00:40] ---
    You'd think they'd be more
    respectful of the dead.
[00:44] ---
    What? Respectful of the dead?
[00:47] ---
    What are you spouting?
    You're a demon lord, right?
[00:49] ---
    I'm not a demon lord, and I'm
    not becoming one, either.
[00:53] ---
    I took a liking to you because
    I thought you were one.
[00:56] ---
    I never would have thought
    you were so boring.
[01:02] ---
    Wha- What are you trying to pull?
[01:03] ---
    B-Boss?!
[01:05] ---
    Talk later.
[01:09] ---
    Leave and forget.
[01:12] ---
    If you do not, you might
    not live much longer.
[02:46] ---
    Beware the Underground Labyrinth
SIGN    Boy's Dormitory
[02:59] ---
    It's this late, and he's not here?
[03:05] ---
    Keena, get up!
[03:08] ---
    I can't eat any more koshihikari rice...
[03:10] ---
    Just get up!
[03:18] ---
    It's morning?
[03:19] ---
    It's still the middle of the night.
[03:21] ---
    Sorry. I entered without asking.
[03:23] ---
    Do you know where Akuto is right now?
[03:25] ---
    Oh, he left.
[03:27] ---
    Left?
[03:28] ---
    Yeah, with Hiroshi, Korone,
    and a girl I don't know...
[03:34] ---
    A girl?
[03:35] ---
    Yeah, a girl called Teruya.
    I don't really know her.
[03:37] ---
    Teruya?
[03:39] ---
    This is bad!
[03:48] ---
    Interesting!
[04:02] ---
    Stop it!
[04:02] ---
    Get back!
[04:03] ---
    Shut up!
[04:04] ---
    I don't want someone, who doesn't
    even like me, ordering me around!
[04:12] ---
    Are you okay?
[04:13] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[04:15] ---
    Akuto...
[04:17] ---
    Avenge me...
[04:24] ---
    I was planning to just see what was
    going on and then take off, but...
[04:27] ---
    I've changed my mind.
[04:30] ---
    I'm going to see exactly what
    you're trying to protect.
[04:41] ---
    Bats?
[04:45] ---
    That was amazing, Sai Akuto!
[04:47] ---
    You're not hurt?
[04:48] ---
    It wasn't that bad.
[04:51] ---
    But you did it!
[04:52] ---
    Can you move away a bit?
[04:57] ---
    Yamato Bouichirou
[04:59] ---
    Yamato Bouichirou...
[05:01] ---
    This is it!
[05:06] ---
    There's something in here...
[05:10] ---
    That toy's the treasure?
[05:12] ---
    The shelf the farthest back, in the Knight
    Equipment Research Facility...
[05:16] ---
    Once you have all three, play the sound.
[05:20] ---
    What's that sound at the end?
[05:21] ---
    It's a type of language that controls
    artificial intelligence.
[05:27] ---
    That's ours...
[05:28] ---
    That brings back memories.
[05:30] ---
    Back when I went out for work,
[05:32] ---
    we'd send messages back and forth with it.
[05:35] ---
    If you remember that much, why
    don't you remember the map?
[05:40] ---
    I just don't have the memories...
[05:42] ---
    I can't believe that you, someone
    pathetic and shameless-
[05:46] ---
    who abandoned his work of surveying
    the school, to run away-
[05:49] ---
    set a trap like that!
[05:52] ---
    That's right. I'm just a shameless
    person who abandoned his work.
[05:57] ---
    You sound like you don't care at all...
[06:00] ---
    That's because, since I became undead,
    I can only answer like this.
[06:06] ---
    I've had enough of this... What,
    exactly, is going on?
[06:13] ---
    Don't cry, Fujiko. This is all my fault.
[06:19] ---
    Ouch...
[06:21] ---
    Soga Keena?
[06:23] ---
    You came in without asking again!
[06:25] ---
    It's Acchan!
[06:27] ---
    Hey!
[06:28] ---
    Don't just stand there, saying
    hey! Move away!
[06:31] ---
    Hey Fujiko, let's go after them.
[06:35] ---
    Huh? Why do I have to?
[06:37] ---
    Let's go!
[06:38] ---
    It shouldn't be a problem, right?
[06:39] ---
    I-I guess so... If you insist...
[06:43] ---
    That's right. I must go.
[06:46] ---
    Yay! Now you might learn more about
    what happened to your brother!
[06:57] ---
    So Akuto's already been in contact with her!
[06:59] ---
    What are you planning, Teruya Eiko?
[07:02] ---
    If they're in the crypt, I can get there
    quicker through the forest.
[07:05] ---
    I have to get there as soon as possible!
[07:22] ---
    A town that was razed to
    the ground, due to war...
[07:31] ---
    Knight Equipment Research Facility
[07:32] ---
    This is it.
[07:43] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:44] ---
    I think the armor just moved...
[07:47] ---
    There's no way that's possible...
[08:07] ---
    I can help!
[08:08] ---
    I can!
[08:18] ---
    I learned how to use lots of strength
    from those delinquents before.
[08:37] ---
    He's running away.
[08:38] ---
    Pretty strange.
[08:40] ---
    Wow! I knew you were good!
[08:41] ---
    Why did you do something so dangerous?!
[08:44] ---
    I was thinking that I need to get
    stronger, as your #1 follower.
[08:47] ---
    You know, there's not much
    meaning behind strength.
[08:52] ---
    I mean, think about it. Look at
    what you just went through.
[08:56] ---
    You can only say that because
    you're strong!
[08:59] ---
    Hiroshi...
[09:00] ---
    You should think about how we,
    weak people, feel a little...
[09:07] ---
    I'm sorry. I said too much.
[09:10] ---
    Boss...
[09:15] ---
    Come here a second.
[09:17] ---
    Limestone Cave Entrance
[09:17] ---
    Caves?
[09:18] ---
    The shrine in the back...
    Once you have all three,
[09:22] ---
    place your palm on the plate to photograph
    it, and confirm yourself.
[09:26] ---
    Where are the limestone caves?
[09:30] ---
    I found the water table!
[09:32] ---
    Who is that supposed to be?
[09:34] ---
    If I use these to find the groundwater,
    it should lead to the limestone caves.
[09:39] ---
    I don't know if I could believe it,
    even if not believing killed me...
[09:41] ---
    A school legend claims there's a phantom
    underground hot spring,
[09:45] ---
    so it wouldn't surprise me!
[09:54] ---
    I can't believe we actually found it...
[09:57] ---
    Korone's tools are pretty useful.
[10:00] ---
    Look at that!
[10:05] ---
    Forty-one degrees, centigrade.
[10:07] ---
    Perfect temperature for a bath.
[10:09] ---
    It's a hot spring!
[10:10] ---
    The legend was true!
[10:12] ---
    It looks like you can get to the other side
    beneath the rock face over there.
[10:16] ---
    You guys, wait here.
[10:18] ---
    Boss, be careful.
[10:20] ---
    Right.
[10:30] ---
    The cavern over here's pretty large.
[10:38] ---
    Why are you here?!
[10:41] ---
    We're finally alone!
[10:43] ---
    Let go!
[10:48] ---
    I don't think it's a good
    time to sit and bathe,
[10:51] ---
    but I can't find the exit anyway...
[10:53] ---
    I also haven't been able to take a bath for a
    while, since I had to go to and from home.
[10:59] ---
    There's someone here.
[11:01] ---
    Those guys just get in the way.
[11:03] ---
    Let's go search for the shrine on our own.
[11:04] ---
    Um...
[11:06] ---
    Hmm?
[11:06] ---
    You know what the treasure is, don't you?
[11:11] ---
    It's something left behind by
    the previous demon lord.
[11:13] ---
    The demon lord?
[11:15] ---
    Just what are you planning?
[11:18] ---
    I'm not planning anything.
[11:19] ---
    It just makes sense for you to get something
    a demon lord left behind, right?
[11:23] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
SIGN    Don't Look
[11:27] ---
    En garde!
SIGN    No. Don't Look!
[11:34] ---
    Hattori?
[11:36] ---
    Akuto, get away from her!
[11:39] ---
    She's an imperial agent!
[11:41] ---
    The government sent you?
[11:43] ---
    I was asked by a certain person to see
    if you could fight your destiny.
[11:48] ---
    A certain person...
[11:49] ---
    Don't listen to her!
[11:51] ---
    I've had enough of you!
[11:55] ---
    I'll take this opportunity to pay you back
    for all the trouble you've caused me!
[11:58] ---
    Enough, slut!
[12:00] ---
    You're pretty arrogant for a virgin!
[12:03] ---
    Shut up!
[12:03] ---
    What is going on...
[12:05] ---
    You virgin!
[12:06] ---
    I dare you to say that once more!
[12:06] ---
    A shrine...
[12:09] ---
    You're just a virgin!
[12:10] ---
    What's wrong with that?!
[12:21] ---
    Stop it! Run!
[12:37] ---
    Is he sleeping or something?
[12:40] ---
    I see how it is.
[12:42] ---
    So you chose her over me?
[12:45] ---
    Let go!
[12:49] ---
    He chose me...
[12:58] ---
    A key?
[12:59] ---
    You can just take the damned
    thing and die!
[13:02] ---
    Die?
[13:03] ---
    Hey, wait!
[13:05] ---
    I got word that she infiltrated the
    school and went after her.
[13:10] ---
    It seems you've known her for a while.
[13:12] ---
    She's my eternal rival.
[13:14] ---
    Acchan!
[13:15] ---
    Junko!
[13:17] ---
    Keena and Etou!
[13:19] ---
    That was dangerous.
SIGN    Do You Want to See?
[13:24] ---
    I don't really know what happened,
    but something suddenly hit me from behind...
[13:30] ---
    Hurry and give me those cookies!
[13:33] ---
    Huh? Where's Teruya Eiko?
[13:36] ---
    She's the one who shut you down.
[13:38] ---
    So why are you here, Etou?
[13:41] ---
    Could I ask you to show me
    what you have so far?
[13:45] ---
    Are the doll and the plate
    Senpai and your brother's?
[13:50] ---
    I don't remember seeing this key, but...
[13:53] ---
    Your brother?
[13:55] ---
    He died.
[13:58] ---
    So he has something to
    do with the treasure?
[14:02] ---
    I don't know,
[14:03] ---
    but I get the feeling that I need to...
[14:07] ---
    This is...
[14:11] ---
    It's a magickal circle for teleportation.
[14:14] ---
    It'll be gone within a minute.
[14:16] ---
    Then we have to follow her now!
[14:32] ---
    Well, hi there.
[14:34] ---
    It's the student council president!
[14:35] ---
    This is a game that the student
    council put together.
[14:38] ---
    A game?
[14:39] ---
    Yeah, the first person to get here wins.
[14:42] ---
    We even had some people get in your way.
[14:46] ---
    Hi there!
[14:49] ---
    Guga. Guga!
[14:54] ---
    No wonder it felt like they
    weren't trying to kill us...
[14:58] ---
    For a prize... How about I give
    you a kiss on the cheek?
[15:03] ---
    That's the best prize!
[15:05] ---
    Congratulations!
[15:07] ---
    Guga!
[15:07] ---
    Yay, a kiss!
[15:09] ---
    Yeah, I don't think so!
[15:10] ---
    Prez, can you explain what's going on?
[15:13] ---
    Crap.
[15:14] ---
    Etou went ahead!
[15:16] ---
    Damn it!
[15:17] ---
    All of you...
[15:19] ---
    I'm going through here.
[15:20] ---
    Guga!
[15:24] ---
    Stop it! It's dangerous!
[15:26] ---
    You stay here.
[15:28] ---
    But Etou...
[15:29] ---
    If you enter, it won't be good for anyone.
[15:34] ---
    Where are we?
[15:36] ---
    The lowest level...
[15:37] ---
    It was also a base for the demon lord.
[15:41] ---
    I've been maintaining the status
    quo for the government.
[15:44] ---
    You understand that I cannot let a future
    demon lord come into contact with that.
[15:49] ---
    But...
[15:50] ---
    We can't just leave Etou there!
[15:53] ---
    I'm sorry, but touching
    the relic spells death.
[15:56] ---
    The one who discovered the activation
    method proved that.
[16:01] ---
    Could you be talking about Etou's...
[16:05] ---
    Photograph your hand on the plate
    and have it recognize you.
[16:11] ---
    The shelf the farthest back,
    in the Knight Equipment Research Facility...
[16:13] ---
    Brother...
[16:15] ---
    Once you have all three, play the sound.
[16:17] ---
    Stop it, Etou!
[16:20] ---
    Password recognized.
[16:22] ---
    Reactivating system.
[16:32] ---
    What's going on?
[16:45] ---
    It's been a hundred years since my slumber?
[16:48] ---
    A-A dragon...
[16:49] ---
    That's the relic?
[16:51] ---
    We're too late...
[16:53] ---
    Are you the one who activated me?
[16:55] ---
    Yes.
[16:57] ---
    Do you have what it takes?
[16:59] ---
    What it takes?
[17:00] ---
    Those who do not, cannot control me.
[17:05] ---
    Convince me of whether or not you do.
[17:09] ---
    If you don't, you'll lose your life here!
[17:15] ---
    Etou!
[17:16] ---
    If it recognizes you as a demon lord,
[17:19] ---
    it'll prove, beyond doubt,
    that you're a demon lord.
[17:21] ---
    Are you okay with that?
[17:22] ---
    A demon lord...
[17:23] ---
    That's...
[17:25] ---
    Acchan, you dummy!
[17:26] ---
    Keena!
[17:27] ---
    You don't understand what
    she's going through!
[17:38] ---
    The demon lord has returned.
[17:40] ---
    I want you to destroy the relic,
    before he can reclaim it.
[17:51] ---
    But he lied to me...
[17:53] ---
    I can't hand it over to him.
[17:56] ---
    All that's left is to erase my...
[17:59] ---
    Oh, man.
[18:01] ---
    You erased your memories, huh?
[18:04] ---
    I only helped you out because you
    told me you wanted to destroy it,
[18:07] ---
    but you were really after...
[18:19] ---
    Brother...
[18:21] ---
    I was just told that my brother
    pitifully lost his life on a job...
[18:28] ---
    I was trying to become stronger so
    I wouldn't end up like him, but...
[18:37] ---
    Etou...
[18:39] ---
    What was that?
[18:40] ---
    You guys saw it, too?
[18:42] ---
    Me, too...
[18:43] ---
    It looks like the log recorded in the dragon
    played back, due to some catalyst.
[18:49] ---
    In the dragon?
[18:53] ---
    Well, whatever. Now I know
    what I have to do.
[18:55] ---
    Wait!
[18:57] ---
    If that's what's happening,
    then I'll have to get serious.
[18:59] ---
    Korone, take Hiroshi and get out of here.
[19:02] ---
    In that case...
[19:07] ---
    Get back. You're not involved.
[19:10] ---
    I simply feel what you're doing here is right.
[19:13] ---
    And since you chose me not so long
    ago, I've even more cause...
[19:15] ---
    Huh?
[19:16] ---
    You dummy...
[19:30] ---
    You're helping someone who's trying
    to become a demon lord!
[19:34] ---
    You okay with that?
[19:35] ---
    I've made up my mind!
[19:37] ---
    If the time comes when Sai Akuto
    becomes a true demon lord,
[19:41] ---
    I'll kill him!
[19:43] ---
    I won't become a demon lord.
[19:46] ---
    I just want to save Etou!
[20:00] ---
    Well, I guess I did warn him.
[20:04] ---
    It looks like someone has altered my core.
[20:16] ---
    I'll be taking her back.
[20:18] ---
    If you have what it takes,
    I'll let you do that.
[20:21] ---
    All I need is what it takes, right?
[20:24] ---
    Do you think you can kill me?
[20:27] ---
    It's been one hundred years since I've
    seen someone this interesting.
[20:30] ---
    Then let's see what you have!
[20:43] ---
    He's trading punches with the dragon!
[20:44] ---
    I guess he's a tough guy.
[20:55] ---
    What's your name?
[20:56] ---
    Sai Akuto.
[20:58] ---
    That's one terrible name.
[20:59] ---
    Leave me alone.
[21:01] ---
    What about yours?
[21:02] ---
    Peterhausen.
[21:04] ---
    Not such a great one, yourself.
[21:06] ---
    It's the name my late master gave me.
[21:08] ---
    Master, huh?
[21:10] ---
    If you want to change it, just let me know.
[21:12] ---
    Huh?
[21:13] ---
    My master has that right.
[21:16] ---
    W-Wait! I'm good!
[21:18] ---
    I wasn't really trying to...
[21:19] ---
    Now that I'm awake, I need a master.
[21:23] ---
    If I'm your master, do I need to do anything?
[21:26] ---
    Nothing besides always being
    known as demon lord.
[21:31] ---
    D-Demon lord...
[21:32] ---
    You're my demon lord!
[21:35] ---
    I'll serve you the rest of my
    life as a black mage!
[21:37] ---
    Wait!
[21:40] ---
    Prez?
[21:41] ---
    You forgot your reward.
[21:49] ---
    Peterhausen insisted his master
    had to live here...
[21:53] ---
    Now you look like a bad guy,
    through and through.
[21:57] ---
    Give me a break...
[21:59] ---
    I just want to go to school
    like a normal guy!
SIGN    Next Time:
SIGN    Let's Go to School by the Sea!

6 - Let's Go to School by the Sea!

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[00:01] ---
    Sai Akuto likes women, correct?
[00:05] ---
    In the general sense of the term, yes.
[00:07] ---
    Women ruin lives. You hear that a lot.
[00:11] ---
    We shall control him with women.
[00:15] ---
    That's pretty low-class.
[00:17] ---
    We are aware of that.
[00:19] ---
    We'll need you to work toward that end.
[00:23] ---
    We leave the exact details to you.
[00:25] ---
    I will endeavor to seduce Sai Akuto.
[00:30] ---
    Very well.
[00:32] ---
    However, if you fail, we ask that you
    take responsibility for the matter.
[00:37] ---
    By responsibility, do you mean dismissal?
[00:39] ---
    I see no reason to answer that.
SIGN    Let's Go to School by the Sea*!*
SIGN    Sea House
[02:38] ---
    I'm so glad we can hold classes by the sea.
[02:45] ---
    Hey! You have to look happy!
[02:49] ---
    Or were you completely taken aback
    by how I look in my swimsuit?
[02:52] ---
    Umm, you've got a baby face
    and a baby body, so...
[02:57] ---
    Well, it doesn't matter!
    That just means I'm gonna grow up more.
[03:01] ---
    I hope you grow up a bit mentally, too...
[03:04] ---
    You sure that's okay? If I grow up,
    I'll have you following my every whim.
[03:10] ---
    Could you put some suntan
    lotion on for me?
[03:12] ---
    Korone!
[03:16] ---
    I don't think I can really put much on,
    with that swimsuit of yours...
[03:19] ---
    It's okay.
[03:22] ---
    I took it off to make it easier on you.
[03:24] ---
    H-Hey! Hold on a sec!
[03:27] ---
    Korone's been acting kind of weird...
[03:29] ---
    If I remember correctly...
[03:31] ---
    You won't be attending beach classes with us.
[03:33] ---
    Sorry about that.
[03:35] ---
    Professor Mitsuko told me that...
[03:38] ---
    So I really can't go to school
    like all the other students?
[03:43] ---
    This all started when I got depressed...
[03:45] ---
    Oh, yeah. What do you even do
    at a seaside school, anyway?
[03:49] ---
    It's something that gets you closer to girls.
[03:54] ---
    Why are you sleeping next to me?
[03:56] ---
    Because I want to.
    Do you not want me to?
[03:59] ---
    Um, are you trying to tease me again?
[04:02] ---
    No.
[04:04] ---
    If you're embarrassed,
    I can keep it all quiet.
[04:07] ---
    I'll erase all of the emotion
    from my report records.
[04:11] ---
    Wait! You really need to stop giving
    me a hard time like this!
SIGN    Sorry about that
[04:16] ---
    You can go to the ocean now.
[04:18] ---
    Huh?
[04:19] ---
    I've taken responsibility for you.
[04:22] ---
    Is that a problem?
[04:23] ---
    No, that's not it...
[04:25] ---
    Why did you go out of your way to come?
[04:27] ---
    If I went with you, I thought we could
    do a lot of wild things together.
[04:32] ---
    Didn't I tell you to quit that?
[04:35] ---
    I'll sleep here tonight.
[04:36] ---
    No, you can't!
[04:38] ---
    If you're completely disinterested in girls,
    it might indicate that something's wrong with you.
[04:41] ---
    That's not true-
[04:43] ---
    Then let me sleep with you.
[04:45] ---
    You're acting kind of weird, Korone.
[04:47] ---
    By weird, do you mean you don't find
    my actions stimulating in any way?
[04:52] ---
    No, that's exactly...
    Well, that's not right.
[04:55] ---
    It's just that I'm not exactly feeling it...
[05:00] ---
    I see...
[05:17] ---
    It's morning! Wake up!
[05:18] ---
    If you don't wake up,
    I'll elbow-drop you!
SIGN    Do you want to see?
SIGN    ...maybe next time
[05:24] ---
    This is all your fault, Brother!
[05:26] ---
    If I didn't wake you up like this,
    you'd sleep forever!
[05:28] ---
    You're completely hopeless.
[05:30] ---
    What's going on?
[05:32] ---
    You're still trying to sleep?
[05:33] ---
    In that case...
[05:35] ---
    I'll have to get you where it hurts!
[05:38] ---
    Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound!
[05:38] ---
    I'm already awake!
[05:40] ---
    This is all your fault!
[05:42] ---
    Pound! Pound! Pound!
[05:48] ---
    What's gotten into you?
    You're acting strange, Korone.
[05:51] ---
    Maybe the little sister thing
    wasn't the best choice.
[05:53] ---
    That's not the issue...
[05:55] ---
    So, what type of girl would you sleep with,
[05:57] ---
    right then and there,
    if they came to wake you up?
[05:59] ---
    Like hell I'd know that!
[06:01] ---
    That's not very considerate.
[06:03] ---
    Growing boys are hard to understand,
[06:05] ---
    but it doesn't seem like
    you're really lying here.
[06:08] ---
    I was only able to check via my socks,
[06:10] ---
    but you weren't hard, and it is morning...
[06:13] ---
    Don't just say things like that.
[06:16] ---
    Then how about we try things, one by one?
[06:17] ---
    One by one?
[06:20] ---
    How about naked in an apron?
[06:21] ---
    You don't have to do that!
[06:23] ---
    So you don't like this, huh?
[06:25] ---
    I don't...
[06:27] ---
    Huh?
[06:29] ---
    That hurts...
[06:31] ---
    If the person you like tells you that,
[06:33] ---
    it makes you feel unattractive.
[06:37] ---
    Maybe Korone thinks I don't like her,
    so that's why she's doing all of this.
[06:42] ---
    I can't do this because I take girls seriously,
[06:46] ---
    but that doesn't mean I'm
    not interested in them.
[06:49] ---
    I want to have honest feelings,
    without doing things like this.
[06:52] ---
    That's how I feel about you.
[06:55] ---
    You can't just go and say things like that...
[06:59] ---
    I...
[07:00] ---
    I'm really fine with only sex.
[07:02] ---
    Oh, crap! It's getting late!
[07:08] ---
    You're pretty cute today, Korone.
[07:10] ---
    I'm very cute every day.
[07:13] ---
    I guess so!
[07:15] ---
    Akuto seems to ignore it, though.
SIGN    Korone
SIGN    Boy's Dormitory
[07:34] ---
    I never would have guessed you'd
    show up here without a reason.
[07:38] ---
    Oh, I'm just running from Korone...
    Never mind...
[07:42] ---
    She's the first human to come up
    and touch me, without fear.
[07:46] ---
    Rice...
[07:48] ---
    She has a pretty unique personality.
[07:53] ---
    What is it this time?
[07:54] ---
    I tried the whole "classmate who's not your girlfriend,
    but gets jealous over you, all the time" image.
[07:58] ---
    You like?
[07:59] ---
    Not really...
[08:01] ---
    That's an issue.
[08:02] ---
    Anyway, stop looking at Keena
    like you want her.
[08:05] ---
    I'm not doing that, in the first place.
[08:06] ---
    I never would have expected to hear a demon lord
    and a Liladan have a conversation like this.
[08:10] ---
    Please leave us alone.
[08:12] ---
    This is between him and me.
[08:13] ---
    Actually, it's between a man and a woman.
[08:14] ---
    Stop saying things like that!
[08:16] ---
    Demon lords are pretty
    popular with women.
[08:19] ---
    I'm kinda jealous.
[08:21] ---
    In that case, Peterhausen,
    why not take Keena for yourself?
[08:24] ---
    That's a good idea.
    I've taken a liking to her.
[08:27] ---
    You've got to be kidding!
    What about asking Keena how she feels?
[08:32] ---
    It's a joke, obviously.
[08:37] ---
    Akuto, do you like Keena?
[08:39] ---
    What do you mean?
[08:41] ---
    I mean what I said.
[08:43] ---
    You know, like wanting to marry someone
    after sleeping with them,
[08:46] ---
    or wanting to mess around and do everything
    you can, day and night, with her.
[08:50] ---
    What the hell are you...
[08:51] ---
    I'm not asking whether or not you'd try.
[08:53] ---
    I just want to know how you
    truly feel about the matter.
[08:56] ---
    Why do I need to tell you?
[08:58] ---
    Because I want to know your sexual desires.
[09:01] ---
    Why?
[09:02] ---
    Because I'm trying to service those desires.
[09:06] ---
    What are you doing, you pervert?!
[09:15] ---
    You're jealous, I assume.
[09:17] ---
    I understand. But it's fine.
[09:21] ---
    To win Akuto in an instant,
    this is all you have to do.
[09:23] ---
    You've got to be kidding me!
[09:25] ---
    And why do I have to win him over, anyway?
[09:28] ---
    By win, do you mean finally kill him?
[09:31] ---
    Either he dies or I do!
[09:33] ---
    No, I'm going to kill him,
    and then I'll die!
[09:42] ---
    You were at fault, Korone.
    You should apologize.
[09:45] ---
    I'm sorry,
[09:46] ---
    but I only suggested it because I thought
    it'd instantly make Akuto hard as a rock.
[09:52] ---
    H-How can you be so lewd?
[09:54] ---
    I meant he'd be so nervous, he wouldn't
    be able to move. Did you misunderstand?
[09:58] ---
    If you freak out just by thinking
    about something like that,
[10:00] ---
    you must be pretty innocent.
    But do not worry.
[10:04] ---
    Akuto and I will sexually
    develop you further.
[10:07] ---
    He didn't even get hard after
    touching a girl's breast...
[10:09] ---
    They're going to train the rep.
[10:11] ---
    I know he's a demon lord, but he really
    doesn't know when to stop, does he?
[10:13] ---
    This beach trip is turning out to be...
[10:15] ---
    I need to say something...
[10:17] ---
    Could all of you stop?
[10:18] ---
    This isn't really that big a deal.
[10:20] ---
    The class rep doesn't really
    care anymore, either.
[10:23] ---
    Oh, I see. They do this sort of thing
    all the time, so it's not a big deal.
[10:27] ---
    So the rep is just jealous?
[10:29] ---
    They're just messing around in public.
[10:41] ---
    Want to go for a swim together?
[10:45] ---
    What makes you think you
    have any right to ask?
[10:47] ---
    You just said all of that...
[10:49] ---
    I'm sorry for what I said.
    I didn't mean it like that.
[10:52] ---
    As long as you understand,
[10:54] ---
    I guess I could spend some time with you...
[10:57] ---
    Thank you!
[10:58] ---
    I've never been able to hang out like this.
[11:01] ---
    I'd like it if you told me what to do...
[11:07] ---
    Just what type of personality
    do you have, anyway?
[11:10] ---
    You just go and have fun.
[11:13] ---
    You come, too.
[11:25] ---
    Hey, what are these?
[11:27] ---
    There's a whole bunch on
    the bottom of the ocean.
[11:30] ---
    I think they're spotted sea cucumbers.
[11:32] ---
    Oh, they're sea cucumbers.
[11:35] ---
    They're so slippery and slimy.
    They feel so weird!
[11:38] ---
    I'm not sure you should play around
    with them like that.
[11:41] ---
    Get that away from me!
[11:42] ---
    Hattori, you don't like animals like these?
[11:44] ---
    Nope! I'm really bad with slimy things!
[11:48] ---
    Hattori said she didn't like it.
    Don't point it at her too much.
[11:52] ---
    Okay!
[11:58] ---
    Hattori, calm down!
[11:59] ---
    Hattori!
[12:07] ---
    It's all sticky!
[12:09] ---
    I can see that. Don't move.
[12:13] ---
    Could you not hold me so tightly...
[12:18] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea!
[12:20] ---
    I understand.
[12:21] ---
    You were just scared, right?
[12:22] ---
    That's not what I meant.
[12:24] ---
    Even if I were scared,
    I wouldn't depend on you!
[12:25] ---
    I know that, too,
[12:27] ---
    but I feel a bit better now.
[12:29] ---
    Feel better?
[12:30] ---
    When we were having fun here, the feeling I got
    from you was the same as when I first met you.
[12:34] ---
    You were so serious at school,
    it kind of worried me.
[12:37] ---
    Why are you saying that?
[12:40] ---
    You're embarrassing me.
    It's making me uneasy.
[12:43] ---
    Besides, you're always doing something weird,
    so I just can't relax around you.
[12:46] ---
    Anyway, I got it off.
[12:48] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:50] ---
    I was just thinking that
    I didn't say thank you.
[12:53] ---
    I didn't really do anything
    that needed thanks,
[12:55] ---
    and this was kind of Keena's
    fault, to begin with.
[12:58] ---
    So you don't call Keena by her last name...
[13:02] ---
    How come you still call me Hattori,
    even though I'm your friend, too?
[13:06] ---
    U-Uh, it's just that you're
    so serious, I kind of...
[13:11] ---
    Junko...
[13:16] ---
    Akuto...
[13:20] ---
    What are you doing, Korone?
[13:23] ---
    I thought I'd help set the mood.
[13:25] ---
    Don't lie!
[13:26] ---
    Why do you keep harassing everyone?
[13:29] ---
    You can't get away with whatever you want,
    just because you're an observer!
[13:32] ---
    Actually, if you're really here to observe,
    don't bug everyone around me.
[13:36] ---
    You have a point.
[13:37] ---
    I'm an observer and you're the observed.
[13:41] ---
    It may have been a mistake for me
    to try interfering with you,
[13:45] ---
    but I didn't intend to hurt anyone.
    I'm just not good with these things.
[13:51] ---
    Huh?
[13:51] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[13:53] ---
    This is my fault.
[13:54] ---
    The only thing I want you to remember
    is that I truly want to be with you.
[14:02] ---
    Huh?
[14:07] ---
    What happened to Korone?
[14:08] ---
    I don't know, either...
[14:10] ---
    She definitely didn't seem like normal.
[14:13] ---
    Maybe she...
[14:13] ---
    She?
[14:15] ---
    Maybe Korone really...
[14:20] ---
    Acchan?
[14:23] ---
    Someone's watching me...
[14:29] ---
    Look over there, Acchan!
[14:32] ---
    Hiroshi?
[14:35] ---
    Hiroshi.
[14:37] ---
    Boss.
[14:38] ---
    Where are you going so late?
[14:39] ---
    My parents live on this island.
[14:42] ---
    Oh, so you're going home?
[14:44] ---
    Yeah, see you later.
[14:47] ---
    Do you not like going home?
[14:51] ---
    On this island, there's a legend
    about the demon lord.
[14:54] ---
    A legend?
[14:55] ---
    You were going to be banned
    from coming, right?
[15:01] ---
    I believe it's because of this legend.
[15:04] ---
    Could you tell me what it's about?
[15:08] ---
    This is the story told on this island...
[15:11] ---
    When the demon lord returns,
[15:13] ---
    a monster will appear at the
    island's central lake, as a sign.
[15:17] ---
    But someone will come forth
    to defeat the monster.
[15:20] ---
    It's also said that the same hero
    will destroy the demon lord.
[15:23] ---
    Wait a second!
[15:24] ---
    The war with the Demon Lord was
    a hundred years ago, anyway!
[15:26] ---
    It's just some ridiculous story a bunch
    of backwater peasants came up with!
[15:30] ---
    Oh, I forgot your parents
    are here... I'm sorry.
[15:34] ---
    No, it's okay.
[15:35] ---
    Besides, it's not like the Demon Lord was really
    defeated by a hero or anything like that.
[15:39] ---
    Just shy of one hundred years ago,
[15:41] ---
    this place was created by a change in the
    earth's crust. There wasn't anything here.
[15:43] ---
    I'm sure it was all just their pathetic desire for
    a hero to appear and defeat the Demon Lord.
[15:47] ---
    I'm not sure it's nice to say it was pathetic,
    given that your parents live here...
[15:51] ---
    Yeah, but...
    You just don't understand!
[15:56] ---
    Why not?
[15:57] ---
    Because you're strong!
[15:59] ---
    That shouldn't have anything to do with it...
[16:01] ---
    That's not true!
[16:03] ---
    That's not true!
[16:04] ---
    Hiroshi!
[16:06] ---
    The monster?
[16:09] ---
    Yeah, right...
[16:13] ---
    There it is again.
SIGN    Constant Magick Academy Dormitories
[16:23] ---
    Sai, no sneaking out to see someone,
    at this time of night.
[16:28] ---
    She's been drinking too much.
[16:33] ---
    Something or someone has
    been watching you.
[16:36] ---
    It's been bugging me, too.
[16:37] ---
    I was going to try to follow it.
[16:41] ---
    Mana-detection radar!
[16:43] ---
    That's right!
[16:45] ---
    Akuto will be the dictator,
    and I will be his queen!
[16:48] ---
    And we'll give hell to anyone
    who tries to resist!
[16:51] ---
    My dream is having a glass of blood wine
    with Akuto, while watching the scene.
[16:57] ---
    Then work to make it happen.
[16:59] ---
    I'll give my full service to Akuto!
[17:01] ---
    I must work to get all of the
    black mages united as one!
[17:04] ---
    You're a pretty promising evil lady.
[17:07] ---
    Besides, my master needs
    to show some ambition.
[17:09] ---
    It's not that he lacks ambition.
    I think it's more that he's a good guy.
[17:15] ---
    Riri Shiraishi?
[17:17] ---
    You're the kid from before, huh?
[17:19] ---
    Stop with the "kid" thing.
    I am a fine young lady.
[17:23] ---
    And besides, I have some
    good news for you guys.
[17:26] ---
    Try me.
[17:28] ---
    You're pretty arrogant.
[17:30] ---
    Well, whatever.
[17:31] ---
    The school and student council have come to
    a resolution on how to deal with you guys.
[17:35] ---
    What did the school decide?
[17:37] ---
    The school wishes to protect Sai Akuto,
[17:39] ---
    and it isn't like Peterhausen's
    existence is, itself, illegal.
[17:42] ---
    Or I should say, it's more like there's no
    applicable law for dealing with him.
[17:46] ---
    You were right. This is
    sounding good so far.
[17:48] ---
    Not so much in terms of maintaining
    the status quo,
[17:50] ---
    but personally, I'm tired of the moderates-
[17:52] ---
    that is, the mainstream faction I belong to.
[17:56] ---
    Tired of?
[17:58] ---
    Those damned geezers are
    trying to use the Liladan
[18:00] ---
    to seduce Sai Akuto,
    or something ridiculous like that.
[18:04] ---
    That's all the news I have.
[18:06] ---
    I'm going to dabble in the
    events playing out here.
[18:09] ---
    What do you mean?
[18:10] ---
    I'm not going to act like those geezers,
[18:14] ---
    but I won't do nothing against
    hardliners like Sai Akuto.
[18:18] ---
    I found some information about the big
    guys who are trying to start a war,
[18:22] ---
    the Ministry of Magickal
    Intelligence, CIMO8.
[18:25] ---
    They're experts in intelligence-gathering
    and anti-magick techniques.
[18:28] ---
    I'll take them down, regardless of
    Sai Akuto's opinion in the matter.
[18:32] ---
    That really is some good news.
[18:34] ---
    But it puts me completely
    at odds with you two.
[18:37] ---
    Huh?
[18:38] ---
    No matter what the mainstreamers say,
[18:42] ---
    I'll go after anyone who tries to use
    Sai Akuto as a tool for dark magick.
[18:46] ---
    Tell him I still haven't showed
    him all the goods yet.
[18:52] ---
    That's one spunky kid.
[18:54] ---
    I'm one who fights with information.
[18:57] ---
    Then shouldn't we be telling the master
    about the information we just got?
SIGN    Sai Akuto
[19:02] ---
    The line won't go through...
SIGN    Unable to connect
[19:04] ---
    Is someone jamming the mana?
[19:05] ---
    I wonder if I can't get through
    to Akuto alone.
[19:10] ---
    The mana is being disrupted.
[19:12] ---
    So we've lost it?
[19:17] ---
    I can hear something running away.
    Let's chase after it.
[19:21] ---
    Wait!
[19:29] ---
    Acchan!
[19:31] ---
    I've finally found you.
[19:32] ---
    Keena, why are you here?
[19:35] ---
    Fujiko just called me,
    and I wanted to tell you what she said.
[19:38] ---
    Etou did?
[19:40] ---
    Yeah, she said she couldn't
    get through to you.
[19:43] ---
    There were a few things...
[19:46] ---
    Oh, yeah. She said there was some group
    of baddies - Simon 5 - after you.
[19:51] ---
    They sound like a band of some kind.
[19:53] ---
    Well, the name might be wrong,
[19:55] ---
    but she said they were really
    good at killing mages!
[19:58] ---
    Pretty scary, huh?
[19:59] ---
    What else?
[20:00] ---
    Uh, what was it...
[20:01] ---
    It's pretty hot!
[20:03] ---
    But it's okay!
[20:06] ---
    I brought this with me!
[20:11] ---
    What is that?
[20:14] ---
    It's a new type of drink I tried
    making from rice: rice juice!
[20:17] ---
    Is that...
[20:19] ---
    I'll give you some, too!
[20:21] ---
    Here you go!
[20:25] ---
    Keena, there's alcohol in this...
[20:28] ---
    There are lots of Acchan's!
[20:35] ---
    Okay, let's rest for a bit...
[20:40] ---
    Come on, that tickles.
[20:43] ---
    Who cares? It reminds me of old times.
[20:47] ---
    Old times?
[20:51] ---
    I really did meet you a long time ago.
[20:55] ---
    Maybe so.
[20:56] ---
    I might have been destined to meet you.
[21:08] ---
    So you don't call Keena by her last name...
[21:11] ---
    How come you still call me Hattori,
    even though I'm your friend, too?
[21:15] ---
    Now that I think about it, why is that?
[21:17] ---
    Is it because I feel comfortable around her?
[21:20] ---
    Does that mean I...
[21:25] ---
    Acchan, you tried to kiss me!
[21:28] ---
    Naughty, naughty!
[21:29] ---
    Don't be silly!
[21:31] ---
    You're right.
[21:33] ---
    Sex is bad,
[21:35] ---
    but kisses on the cheek are fine.
[21:36] ---
    I guess that's true,
    and there's nothing immoral about it...
[21:43] ---
    You didn't have to kick me, out of nowhere!
[21:46] ---
    You just happened to be there
    when I tried to evade.
[21:49] ---
    As you kicked me, you
    even said ha!
[21:50] ---
    We don't have time to argue like this!
[21:58] ---
    A gunshot?
[22:02] ---
    Korone!
SIGN    The Legendary Hero Appears!
SIGN    Next Time:

7 - The Legendary Hero Appears

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[00:01] ---
    Future occupation: hero!
[00:03] ---
    Huh?
[00:04] ---
    Future occupation: hero!
[00:08] ---
    You, a hero?
[00:10] ---
    There must be some sort of mistake.
[00:12] ---
    Aren't you glad you were late for your examination,
    so no one else could hear that?
[00:16] ---
    Yeah...
[01:49] ---
    The Legendary
    Hero Appears*!*
[02:00] ---
    Korone!
[02:01] ---
    I'm fine.
[02:04] ---
    I'll be fine.
[02:06] ---
    There's something I need to ask you.
[02:09] ---
    Huh?
[02:10] ---
    How do you feel about Keena?
[02:13] ---
    Why are you asking about that now?
[02:16] ---
    It's important.
[02:18] ---
    I'm fine!
[02:19] ---
    Are you mad about what just happened?
[02:22] ---
    I'm not mad.
[02:24] ---
    But it's bad for me.
[02:27] ---
    I'm sorry...
[02:29] ---
    But I don't think it would
    be good for you, either.
[02:35] ---
    That's very sad for me.
[02:40] ---
    I have to conclude that I've failed.
[02:43] ---
    Failed?
[02:46] ---
    This may be the last time I see you.
[02:50] ---
    If that's the case, I have to
    say a proper farewell.
[02:53] ---
    Wait. What do you mean by that?
[02:55] ---
    Thank you for everything.
[03:03] ---
    Goodbye.
[03:05] ---
    Korone!
[03:09] ---
    Korone left?
[03:12] ---
    Acchan, I'm sorry.
[03:16] ---
    I remember what Etou told me.
[03:20] ---
    It appears that the Liladan was ordered
    to seduce Akuto, or something similar.
[03:25] ---
    I don't really think Akuto will
    be affected, however.
[03:29] ---
    It seems that, should she fail,
    she'll lose her observer position.
[03:34] ---
    I have to conclude that I've failed.
[03:41] ---
    So this is where you've been.
[03:44] ---
    Where are Mom and Dad?
[03:45] ---
    Inside. The villagers are making them
    have some drinks together.
[03:49] ---
    I see.
[03:50] ---
    It sounds like your son is a future hero.
[03:55] ---
    If we have Hiroshi,
    the village's safety will be assured.
[03:58] ---
    Is it true there's a demon lord at school?
[04:01] ---
    Some call him that.
[04:03] ---
    But he's not the demon lord that
    the village is worried about.
[04:07] ---
    What do you mean?
[04:08] ---
    He's my friend.
[04:10] ---
    Really? That's so cool!
[04:12] ---
    The Miwa's son is a wimp.
[04:16] ---
    Doesn't sound like he's doing
    that well in school, either.
[04:19] ---
    Yeah, but we need him to be a priest,
    or the village could be in trouble later.
[04:23] ---
    There's a rumor circulating that a
    demon lord's appeared at the school.
[04:27] ---
    But there's no problem because
    there's no hero to be found.
[04:30] ---
    But Miwa believes his son's the hero.
[04:36] ---
    Yeah right.
[04:37] ---
    He's the only one who never even learned to swim,
    and he grew up here on the island.
[04:43] ---
    Brother...
[04:44] ---
    Anyway, I'm going back to the lodge.
SIGN    Constant Magick Academy Lodge
[04:55] ---
    Someone's here to see me?
[04:58] ---
    You're a demon lord?
[05:00] ---
    No, I'm not... Some people
    just call me that.
[05:04] ---
    Yukiko!
[05:05] ---
    What are you doing here?
[05:07] ---
    She's your sister?
[05:09] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[05:10] ---
    I'm really sorry my sister's bugging you...
[05:11] ---
    Please tell me the truth!
[05:13] ---
    You aren't the hero, are you, Brother?!
[05:15] ---
    Yukiko...
[05:16] ---
    Hero?
[05:17] ---
    Y-Y-Y-Yeah... There's no
    way that'll happen...
[05:20] ---
    You're the hero, right?
[05:23] ---
    Yukiko...
[05:25] ---
    That's not right.
[05:27] ---
    I'm sure he doesn't want to be one, either.
[05:29] ---
    That's a lie!
[05:31] ---
    You're lying!
[05:33] ---
    Wh-Why am I lying?
[05:36] ---
    Because you're the Demon Lord!
[05:37] ---
    I told you I'm not a demon lord.
[05:39] ---
    That's not true! If you weren't the Demon Lord,
    there wouldn't be a hero, either!
[05:43] ---
    That can't be so. Your brother also
    doesn't want to be a hero.
[05:48] ---
    That's a lie!
[05:51] ---
    Yukiko!
[06:01] ---
    You idiot!
[06:02] ---
    Do you understand what you've done?
[06:04] ---
    I do... No, I just figured it out.
[06:08] ---
    In your need to deny that you're a demon lord,
    you've crushed her dreams.
[06:13] ---
    I did.
[06:15] ---
    That's not the only thing!
[06:16] ---
    Huh?
[06:17] ---
    What if Miwa, somewhere deep down,
    really does want to be the hero?
[06:23] ---
    Yukiko!
[06:25] ---
    Yukiko!
[06:29] ---
    Hiroshi!
[06:31] ---
    Keena.
[06:33] ---
    Have you seen your sister?
[06:35] ---
    We have to look for her.
[06:37] ---
    But I was surprised you're the hero.
[06:41] ---
    I couldn't be the hero.
[06:43] ---
    Besides, this happened because I didn't
    even like the thought of it...
[06:47] ---
    How about I tell you how ridiculous
    this whole legend thing is?
[06:51] ---
    Huh?
[06:52] ---
    This is the lake of the legend.
[06:59] ---
    It's pretty...
[07:00] ---
    It wouldn't be strange for it
    to be in a legend!
[07:07] ---
    The water in this lake is really sea water.
[07:11] ---
    Nearby caves connect it to the ocean.
[07:14] ---
    When air runs through those caves,
    based on the tides, sometimes they make noises.
[07:20] ---
    I see.
[07:21] ---
    There's a shrine in the caves,
    where you prove if you're a hero.
[07:26] ---
    Prove you're a hero?
[07:28] ---
    My grandfather built that shrine,
[07:31] ---
    and there's a small sword, stuck in a rock,
    that's supposed to be the proof.
[07:36] ---
    It's a sword that only the hero can pull out.
[07:39] ---
    You understand now, right?
[07:42] ---
    It's just something my family
    made up on their own.
[07:46] ---
    Ridiculous, huh?
[07:49] ---
    What was that?
[07:50] ---
    Sounded like a voice...
[07:52] ---
    Let's go see!
[07:53] ---
    Keena!
[07:58] ---
    Lake, hear my screams!
[08:02] ---
    What was that?
[08:05] ---
    I don't know...
[08:08] ---
    Isn't he...
[08:10] ---
    He looks like a complete perv.
[08:13] ---
    Listen you must, pitiful beast!
[08:26] ---
    What's happening?
[08:34] ---
    It's revived!
[08:36] ---
    It's a sea cucumber.
[08:40] ---
    What?
[08:42] ---
    You saw, didn't you?
[08:46] ---
    No!
[08:47] ---
    Yukiko!
[08:48] ---
    W-Wait!
[08:50] ---
    Brother!
[08:54] ---
    Take this!
[09:03] ---
    Let my sister go!
[09:04] ---
    This is worthless and artless,
    but as she's a witness, I must get rid of her.
[09:08] ---
    Of course, that also includes you.
[09:10] ---
    Screw you!
[09:12] ---
    Wait!
[09:13] ---
    That's right. It's a monster
    that sucks up mana.
[09:17] ---
    Mana affects everything in this world,
    and if the monster appears...
[09:23] ---
    Keena.
[09:24] ---
    "Sorry!"
[09:26] ---
    Pretty nice, having you come at me,
    naked, from behind. That's art!
[09:32] ---
    Brother, save me!
[09:32] ---
    "Not gonna happen!"
[09:34] ---
    That would be reckless.
[09:36] ---
    My brother's a hero!
[09:38] ---
    He'll defeat you in an instant!
[09:41] ---
    "Sorry!"
[09:49] ---
    Brother!
[09:51] ---
    "Sorry!"
    "Not gonna happen!"
[09:56] ---
    That's nice. You stood up.
[09:59] ---
    That reeks of recklessness.
[10:01] ---
    Nevertheless, it won't change
    this situation's outcome.
[10:04] ---
    That's because you're weak!
[10:06] ---
    Brother!
[10:08] ---
    It's sad, but people like that can't complain,
    no matter what outrageous things you do to them.
[10:13] ---
    You don't even have what
    it takes to hate me!
[10:16] ---
    Farewell!
[10:20] ---
    Hiroshi!
[10:20] ---
    Brother!
[10:24] ---
    Yukiko.
[10:29] ---
    Now, let's see.
[10:41] ---
    What is that?
[10:45] ---
    Who are you?
[10:46] ---
    I'll tell you the name I gave myself.
[10:48] ---
    I am Mister X!
[10:50] ---
    Be careful. He's definitely a weirdo.
[10:52] ---
    Shut up!
[10:53] ---
    You don't understand art at all.
[10:56] ---
    Art?
[10:57] ---
    That's right.
[10:58] ---
    I thought a demon lord would be able
    to better understand art.
[11:01] ---
    He knows that people
    call me a demon lord.
[11:04] ---
    Was he the one watching me yesterday?
[11:06] ---
    Acchan!
[11:12] ---
    "Sorry!"
[11:14] ---
    Why are you naked?
[11:15] ---
    What did you do to Keena?!
[11:17] ---
    I haven't done anything.
[11:19] ---
    I just thought it'd be nice for you,
    the demon lord, to see me kill them.
[11:23] ---
    The boy I just disposed of
    wasn't interesting at all.
[11:27] ---
    Boy?
[11:28] ---
    He's talking about Hiroshi! He...
[11:31] ---
    He killed him?
[11:33] ---
    That's right. Was he someone you knew?
[11:40] ---
    This guy is good. Otherwise,
    it wouldn't be art.
[11:46] ---
    Acchan!
[11:48] ---
    "No peeking!"
[11:51] ---
    Wait for me.
[11:52] ---
    Acchan...
[11:54] ---
    It's okay. I won't lose to a guy like that.
[11:56] ---
    You can't kill him.
[11:59] ---
    Got it.
[12:00] ---
    What are you after?
[12:03] ---
    It's simple.
[12:04] ---
    Just stand here and watch
    the village be destroyed.
[12:06] ---
    All I have to do is stop you
    from getting in the way!
[12:10] ---
    What?
[12:11] ---
    H-He's a perv!
[12:14] ---
    This is noise music!
[12:16] ---
    This is the pinnacle of art! The best music!
[12:17] ---
    Knock it off! Pervert!
[12:21] ---
    What?
[12:22] ---
    Acchan!
[12:23] ---
    How is that possible? Akuto's body
    should be mana-strengthened.
[12:27] ---
    He should be fine, no matter how
    many times he's punched.
[12:31] ---
    I'm an expert at anti-mage combat.
[12:34] ---
    This is noise!
[12:36] ---
    Noise?
[12:36] ---
    That's right.
[12:37] ---
    Unpredictable noise confuses one's mind.
[12:40] ---
    Basically, you can't use magick,
    while listening to my noise!
[12:48] ---
    I love my noise!
[12:50] ---
    So, in short, only I can magickally
    strengthen my body.
[12:54] ---
    When I use my art to fight, even a
    demon lord will end up hugging the ground!
[13:00] ---
    "Sorry!"
[13:04] ---
    Acchan!
[13:04] ---
    Akuto!
[13:05] ---
    Don't worry!
[13:07] ---
    I won't kill the demon lord.
[13:08] ---
    I need him to take the blame
    for destroying the village.
[13:12] ---
    But I must kill any who witness my doing so.
[13:18] ---
    I wasn't able to become stronger...
[13:20] ---
    No. I didn't want the responsibilities
    that come with strength.
[13:26] ---
    In the end, I used every excuse
    I could think of to run away...
[13:33] ---
    You're the hero, right?
[13:37] ---
    Is it right for me to drown and die here?
[13:40] ---
    If I swim, I might be able to do something.
[13:43] ---
    I can do it now.
[13:45] ---
    I can change now!
[13:50] ---
    Junko!
[13:51] ---
    Enough! I don't want to
    die while he watches!
[13:55] ---
    That goes for me and you!
[13:57] ---
    Yeah.
[13:59] ---
    You can't do that...
[14:06] ---
    It's nice that you're standing,
    but do you have a plan?
[14:11] ---
    That's a good idea!
[14:13] ---
    Akuto!
[14:14] ---
    Acchan!
[14:22] ---
    I have to protect them.
[14:25] ---
    Keena treated me normally, even though
    people said I was a demon lord.
[14:29] ---
    And even Hattori grew to understand me.
[14:33] ---
    I can't lose them!
[14:49] ---
    I guess I can't be a hero...
[14:53] ---
    No. I'm already a hero.
[14:57] ---
    Pulling this out doesn't make me a hero.
[15:03] ---
    I already am a hero. But I don't yet have
    the strength to be called one.
[15:09] ---
    I'll get that power now!
[15:12] ---
    Authentication completed.
[15:13] ---
    Welcome, Brave.
[15:19] ---
    I am the personal anti-mage
    combat unit, D13.
[15:23] ---
    Please give me the activation command.
[15:25] ---
    The default is "Brave."
[15:27] ---
    Brave?
[15:28] ---
    Command acknowledged.
[15:30] ---
    Transfer of primary unit in progress.
[15:37] ---
    Transfer complete.
[15:39] ---
    Power connections: normal.
[15:41] ---
    Life-support system: normal.
[15:43] ---
    Switching to circulation, using external air.
[15:45] ---
    Please activate the fusion
    engine via mental input.
[15:48] ---
    This is it!
[15:49] ---
    This is it! This is it!
[15:51] ---
    With this, I can take down that weirdo!
    And even that monster!
[16:00] ---
    What are you laughing at?!
[16:02] ---
    I understand now!
[16:03] ---
    I understand what this noise
    of yours is about!
[16:06] ---
    It's the noise, the shouting, of your soul.
[16:08] ---
    That means that if my soul shouts louder,
    I should be able to do anything I want!
[16:15] ---
    It'd be too easy if you could
    cancel out the noise that way!
[16:20] ---
    You're able to control your magick?
[16:22] ---
    That's right!
[16:26] ---
    Go down!
[16:34] ---
    I'm glad you understand my art!
[16:37] ---
    But I'm acting here for a grander purpose!
[16:40] ---
    That's the greatest art.
[16:41] ---
    I'm sure you'll love it, too.
[16:44] ---
    A grander purpose?
[16:45] ---
    War, war, and war!
[16:47] ---
    That's the greatest representation of art!
[16:50] ---
    War brings about all the art
    that echoes in one's heart.
[16:53] ---
    Most dictators in the past were geniuses,
    charismatic, and understanding of the arts.
[16:57] ---
    Within that lineage, you're
    just another individual!
[16:59] ---
    I'm me! That's the one thing
    I will never give up!
[17:02] ---
    But completely unaware, you keep
    sacrificing everything around you.
[17:06] ---
    Even now, you're sacrificing these women
    to your insistence on your beliefs!
[17:14] ---
    Doing this isn't art...
[17:18] ---
    How sad. When I'm not around,
    you can't do anything on your own?
[17:23] ---
    Korone!
[17:23] ---
    "Sorry!"
[17:24] ---
    Korone!
[17:25] ---
    "Only You Can Prevent Fires!"
[17:27] ---
    It's the fireproof cape one
    should always carry.
[17:30] ---
    Korone...
[17:31] ---
    You came back?
[17:32] ---
    Yes, after negotiating a plea bargain.
[17:37] ---
    You're one of the CIMO8.
    Your codename is Mister X.
[17:40] ---
    Right here.
[17:41] ---
    It has been determined that you act beyond the
    Ministry of Magickal Intelligence's mandate.
[17:46] ---
    What?
[17:47] ---
    As Sai Akuto's observer,
    I shall neutralize you.
[17:53] ---
    It's pointless. I cannot be affected by that.
[18:04] ---
    Damn it.
[18:11] ---
    Thanks for coming back.
[18:13] ---
    Before we greet each other,
    there's one remaining problem over there.
[18:20] ---
    Let's hurry.
[18:21] ---
    Right.
[18:25] ---
    What is that?
[18:30] ---
    Do you have any weapons?
[18:31] ---
    There is a high-frequency
    blade in the right hand.
[18:34] ---
    In the left hand, there
    is a molecular cutter.
[18:36] ---
    On the back, there are six lasers.
[18:38] ---
    Please use the link to see more options.
[18:41] ---
    I get the general idea.
[18:46] ---
    Lasers!
[18:49] ---
    Wow...
[18:53] ---
    Dad! Mom!
[18:54] ---
    Are there any weapons for
    eliminating large objects?
[18:57] ---
    For that, there are two options.
[18:59] ---
    The first is a fusion bomb.
[19:01] ---
    The other?
[19:02] ---
    A sphere of high-temperature plasma.
[19:03] ---
    Let's do that.
[19:04] ---
    Roger.
[19:10] ---
    Plasma sphere.
[19:11] ---
    Static field: green.
[19:13] ---
    Dimensional-dislocation field: active.
[19:15] ---
    Contact with target in five seconds.
[19:32] ---
    I am Brave.
    The legendary hero!
[19:35] ---
    Brave!
[19:37] ---
    The hero!
[19:45] ---
    Why do you protect this man?
[19:47] ---
    Let me ask you instead,
    why must he die?
[19:51] ---
    I obtained this power to protect everyone.
[19:54] ---
    Unless I get rid of him,
    I can't protect this island!
[20:09] ---
    Hey! Boss!
[20:12] ---
    Yukiko!
[20:14] ---
    Brother!
[20:16] ---
    Hiroshi...
[20:18] ---
    I was saved by Brave.
[20:21] ---
    I see...
[20:25] ---
    Basically, the ministry office
    didn't know about CIMO8.
[20:31] ---
    So you're using that information
    to threaten them?
[20:35] ---
    Along with compelling the Director of
    Magickal Intelligence to apologize,
[20:37] ---
    they must recognize the Mahct Church's
    authority to observe you.
[20:42] ---
    In other words, you no longer
    have to seduce me?
[20:45] ---
    I have received no orders otherwise.
[20:48] ---
    But now that I know about it,
    it isn't like it'll work.
[20:52] ---
    You seem to be misunderstanding
    something.
[20:55] ---
    I tried to instruct you on sexual matters because
    you seemed inept at relations with women.
[21:00] ---
    Huh?
[21:01] ---
    My plan was to marry you to
    a woman from a good family.
[21:04] ---
    Akuto, please marry Junko.
[21:07] ---
    What?!
[21:08] ---
    Huh?
[21:10] ---
    I thought I failed due to
    misinterpreting your liking Keena,
[21:15] ---
    but it seems there hasn't been any
    progress on that front.
[21:18] ---
    If that's the case, please marry Junko
    and enter her family.
[21:24] ---
    Uh, um, m-marry?
[21:33] ---
    What was that about?
[21:34] ---
    Anyway, what are you trying to do?
[21:36] ---
    Is there a problem?
[21:37] ---
    I'm asking you what part my
    feelings play in all of this.
[21:40] ---
    If that's the case, then I
    have feelings, as well.
[21:43] ---
    These orders were actually
    very difficult for me.
[21:47] ---
    I mean, I... I really care about you, too.
[21:51] ---
    Korone...
[21:56] ---
    So this is how you like your women.
[21:59] ---
    Y-You were teasing me?
[22:02] ---
    I was just kidding.
SIGN    Next Time:
SIGN    Do You Have a Crush?
SIGN    

8 - Do You Have a Crush?

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[00:19] ---
    You said Sai Akuto would die there.
[00:23] ---
    Sai Akuto should have been killed,
    after removing the seal in the ruins.
[00:28] ---
    But someone else removed the seal instead.
[00:32] ---
    The predictions for the
    future have changed.
[00:34] ---
    Sai Akuto has shown rapid growth and has
    rewritten the future of mana itself.
[00:38] ---
    You always make things
    difficult to understand.
[00:43] ---
    This time, go after Hattori Junko.
[00:47] ---
    The problem with the Hattori
    family is yours.
[00:50] ---
    I know that!
[01:03] ---
    It's been a long time...
[01:07] ---
    Don't you think it's about time we
    finished this with the demon lord?
[02:45] ---
    Do You Have a Crush?
[02:50] ---
    This is yours.
[02:54] ---
    Where did you get something so expensive?
[02:57] ---
    She was crying, so I bought it for her
    with the money you gave me.
[03:00] ---
    That money was for your living expenses!
[03:04] ---
    I plan on working, so I don't need
    anyone giving me money.
[03:08] ---
    You wouldn't stop crying unless I
    gave you something expensive,
[03:11] ---
    so you might be pretty impressive.
[03:14] ---
    You might even hold your own
    against the demon lord.
[03:20] ---
    Where are you going?
[03:22] ---
    I'm leaving this place.
[03:23] ---
    We might become friends.
[03:26] ---
    If you don't get rid of that hairpin,
    I can't imagine I'll forget you.
[03:31] ---
    We might meet again,
    sometime in the future.
[03:35] ---
    Anyway, I'll see you later.
[03:46] ---
    Oh, you're awake!
[03:48] ---
    What are you doing?
[03:50] ---
    I was wondering when you'd wake up.
[03:53] ---
    Is there something going on?
[03:57] ---
    Hmm... When's your birthday?
[04:01] ---
    December 25th, I guess.
[04:03] ---
    You guess?
[04:04] ---
    That was the day I was left
    in front of the church.
[04:07] ---
    I don't know my real birthday.
[04:09] ---
    I didn't know mine, either.
    So I came up with one myself.
[04:14] ---
    You didn't know... I guess the
    same thing happened to you.
[04:18] ---
    So...
[04:21] ---
    I've been wondering for a while now.
[04:25] ---
    Didn't we meet somewhere, long ago?
[04:28] ---
    The first time we met was when
    you were attacked by Junko.
[04:32] ---
    But that hairpin...
[04:34] ---
    When I left the orphanage ten years ago,
[04:37] ---
    as I left, I gave one that looked
    just like it to a girl coming in.
[04:41] ---
    That can't be.
[04:43] ---
    Then where did you get it?
[04:44] ---
    Uh, I don't remember.
[04:48] ---
    Oh, I get it! You want to believe
    we're meant for each other!
[04:52] ---
    Uh, what? Anyway, what's up?
[04:55] ---
    Um... Want to celebrate
    my birthday together?
[05:03] ---
    Of course.
[05:04] ---
    Yay!
[05:05] ---
    So when is it?
[05:07] ---
    It's pretty soon, but I'll tell
    you when it comes up.
[05:11] ---
    If you do that, I might end up unable to go.
[05:14] ---
    Then just be with me every day.
[05:18] ---
    Pretty selfish...
[05:20] ---
    The weather's so nice!
[05:22] ---
    Yeah.
[05:23] ---
    I guess I'll take a nap with you.
[05:27] ---
    With me? I just woke up...
[05:32] ---
    Geez, if we're destined to be together,
    she sure gives me trouble.
[05:40] ---
    So many monsters here that
    should have been sealed...
[05:43] ---
    It ended up just how I imagined.
[05:46] ---
    If I can control them, Akuto
    will thank me and say,
[05:51] ---
    "Let's make the world ours to rule!"
[05:55] ---
    Then he'll hold me tight...
[06:01] ---
    Yes! Yes!
[06:08] ---
    No! What's going on?!
[06:10] ---
    Stop!
[06:12] ---
    Not there!
[06:14] ---
    Wait!
[06:15] ---
    Please wait!
SIGN    No panties for you.
[06:22] ---
    You're going overboard...
[06:25] ---
    I said you're going overboard!
[06:38] ---
    You're pretty horny for a hermaphrodite.
[06:45] ---
    As long as you understand.
[06:53] ---
    I guess you still don't understand!
[07:07] ---
    This is a monster's egg.
[07:11] ---
    What are you doing here?
[07:17] ---
    Uh, Akuto caused that monster
    at the beach to activate, right?
[07:22] ---
    So I thought the ones here,
    near the school, might too.
[07:26] ---
    And when I checked, I was right.
[07:28] ---
    I guess the best you can do is control
    these measly monsters.
[07:33] ---
    What was that?
[07:36] ---
    Measly? Measly?!
[07:36] ---
    As my master has been awakened,
[07:39] ---
    all the monsters around the capital
    should have started reacting.
[07:42] ---
    That means ones far stronger than
    these here are activating, too...
SIGN    A mysterious hero has arrived: Brave
[07:49] ---
    Over the last month, monsters have
    been appearing at an alarming rate.
[07:53] ---
    At the same time, someone called
    Brave has appeared,
[07:56] ---
    taking care of the monsters and
    keeping damage to a minimum.
[08:01] ---
    However, in their search for Brave's true identity,
    the Knights have become desperate.
[08:05] ---
    Brave's making the Imperial
    Knights look pretty bad.
[08:10] ---
    It doesn't really matter.
[08:11] ---
    As long as someone righteous ensures
    justice, the people will be happy.
[08:15] ---
    But justice doesn't mean-
[08:16] ---
    I'll have some more!
[08:18] ---
    Here you go.
[08:23] ---
    This will be your thirteenth helping.
[08:25] ---
    I'm amazed she can eat so much rice.
[08:27] ---
    Rice gets better with each bite-
[08:30] ---
    Announcing Blue Mark Produce's
    eel and umeboshi all-seasoning!
[08:33] ---
    Rice tastes better with seasoning!
[08:35] ---
    It's Hoshino Yuri!
[08:37] ---
    Is she popular?
[08:39] ---
    She's just breaking out.
    I'm a big fan of hers!
[08:42] ---
    Isn't she cute?
[08:43] ---
    I dunno. I like my rice lot better
    with egg than with seasoning.
[08:48] ---
    Oh, that's what you meant.
[08:50] ---
    Anyway, good for you.
    Why weren't you in class today?
[08:53] ---
    I didn't feel like going, so I didn't.
[08:55] ---
    That's your reason?
[08:57] ---
    Isn't it kind of our job to go to class?
[08:59] ---
    I had rice, so I'm going home
    and taking a nap!
[09:07] ---
    You just had quite a long nap...
[09:09] ---
    Keena's fairly good at her studies,
[09:12] ---
    but she's just not good at
    magick where it counts.
[09:14] ---
    Right.
[09:15] ---
    A lot of students here believe they're elites,
    who will be employed by the government.
[09:20] ---
    It's not that you're looked down on if you're
    not like that. It's just pretty tough on you.
[09:23] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[09:25] ---
    I can't believe that those wishing
    to serve their country
[09:27] ---
    would be judged on merits decided purely
    by who's better with magick...
[09:31] ---
    Magick is a phenomenon
[09:33] ---
    caused by atmospheric mana reacting
    with the mana within one's body,
[09:37] ---
    and God determines mana's flow.
[09:39] ---
    What about it?
[09:40] ---
    God constantly monitors an individual,
    using the mana in the brain.
[09:45] ---
    You could call it a large computer,
[09:48] ---
    and based on a given individual's logged actions,
    they will be rewarded differently.
[09:53] ---
    In short, the greater an individual's
    magickal power,
[09:56] ---
    the closer they are to acceptance by God.
[09:58] ---
    I guess you could call a
    person being judged on
[10:01] ---
    their magickal strength an inevitability,
    formed by belief in God.
[10:05] ---
    Belief in God?
[10:06] ---
    Aren't people just placating themselves,
    coming up with a story that describes their system?
[10:11] ---
    You're criticizing the system,
    while aiming to be a high priest?
[10:15] ---
    But a high priest is capable
    of touching God.
[10:16] ---
    I just want to create a better
    world with my own hands.
[10:20] ---
    I believe that becoming a priest would
    be an efficient path to those ends.
[10:26] ---
    Create a better world with
    one's own hands...
[10:32] ---
    It's the same justification the demon
    lord gave, one hundred years ago.
[10:35] ---
    As his right-hand man,
    I should be happy to hear that.
[10:41] ---
    But right now, I...
[10:43] ---
    No. I am...
[11:01] ---
    Acchan, want some rice balls?
[11:03] ---
    I've come to get you.
[11:05] ---
    To get me?
[11:06] ---
    Come on. Let's go to class.
[11:09] ---
    Why?
[11:09] ---
    I told you before. It's our job to...
[11:16] ---
    Where did you go?
[11:19] ---
    I'm not letting you get away!
[11:24] ---
    You're going to catch a
    cold... Actually, wait!
[11:26] ---
    It's the Demon Lord!
    What is he doing?
[11:28] ---
    It looks like he's chasing some underwear
    the wind picked up.
[11:30] ---
    What's that dude up to now?
[11:33] ---
    So that's what he's into?
[11:34] ---
    Well he is a demon lord...
[11:34] ---
    Damn it. She got away.
SIGN    Boy's Dormitory
[11:39] ---
    Maybe I should have been stricter with her.
[11:42] ---
    I think she already feels out of place
    enough, hanging out with you.
[11:48] ---
    Since you're hated by the whole school...
[11:51] ---
    Can you not be so blunt?
[11:55] ---
    But I guess you have a point.
[12:00] ---
    Hey, Acchan, about my birthday...
[12:06] ---
    Acchan?
[12:07] ---
    If you're with me, people will keep
    thinking that you're weird.
[12:12] ---
    So I've decided not to hang
    out with you anymore.
[12:15] ---
    I won't hold on to your rice cooker, either.
[12:18] ---
    I see...
[12:20] ---
    But if you go to class, I
    might just change my-
[12:24] ---
    I see! Being with a demon lord is no good!
[12:27] ---
    Fate's tricks have wounded you,
[12:29] ---
    and you're forced into saying
    things you don't believe!
[12:33] ---
    Huh?
[12:34] ---
    I am but a girl, bearing
    the fate of immorality.
[12:37] ---
    It is my sin for pursuing you so far!
[12:40] ---
    Uh...
[12:42] ---
    But rest assured, I can protect
    the world, even by your side.
[12:47] ---
    Hold on-
[12:52] ---
    That damn demon lord. Now he's
    spending time with his mistress.
[12:55] ---
    Come on. I just told you this would happen.
[12:58] ---
    Anyway, I'll see you later, Acchan.
[13:10] ---
    Hattori.
[13:11] ---
    H-Hey!
[13:15] ---
    I do think it's a problem for her.
[13:19] ---
    I get the feeling that even I'll
    start feeling bad for her.
[13:22] ---
    Feeling bad for her?
[13:23] ---
    She isn't getting along well
    with her classmates.
[13:27] ---
    How do you feel about Keena?
[13:30] ---
    Did you say something?
[13:31] ---
    I mean, this is a pretty big deal for you.
[13:35] ---
    She isn't a demon lord or anything else.
[13:39] ---
    Things can't keep going this way.
[13:41] ---
    It's up to her whether she
    wants to go to class.
[13:44] ---
    I guess you're right.
    It's not good to force her.
[13:46] ---
    Sorry. But I don't think I'll be
    able to help you with this.
[13:52] ---
    Hattori?
[13:57] ---
    Why did I act like that?
[14:00] ---
    I'm a terrible woman!
[14:03] ---
    Akuto, please marry Junko.
[14:06] ---
    What?!
[14:08] ---
    Wait! Was Korone serious?
[14:10] ---
    No, she couldn't have been...
[14:12] ---
    But...
[14:18] ---
    If I use this magick, even a newly laid
    chicken egg will hatch right away.
[14:23] ---
    Isn't this the third attempt?
    Don't you think you should give up?
[14:26] ---
    This is for Akuto. No way am I giving up.
[14:45] ---
    So you really don't want to go to class?
[14:48] ---
    Today we're going to have rice with egg!
[14:50] ---
    What type of egg is that?
[14:51] ---
    Dunno.
[14:52] ---
    Wait!
[14:53] ---
    If it's that big, then we should be able
    to make some fried egg, too.
[14:56] ---
    Yeah, let's do that!
[14:58] ---
    Wait, I think we should consider this first.
[15:05] ---
    I fell asleep.
[15:06] ---
    You should sleep in your bed.
    If you don't, it's bad for you.
[15:10] ---
    Brother, where did the monster egg go?
[15:13] ---
    Oh, the egg went flying off somewhere.
[15:17] ---
    Flying?
[15:19] ---
    There's only one person who could do that.
[15:22] ---
    What is that?
[15:24] ---
    Today, we're having a rice
    and egg tournament.
[15:26] ---
    Boss, isn't this a monster egg?
[15:31] ---
    Is it safe?
[15:37] ---
    It's gotten pretty big.
[15:50] ---
    What is that?!
[15:51] ---
    It's a monster, all right.
[16:02] ---
    Damn it!
[16:03] ---
    Sorry, Acchan. I took it from Etou's room.
[16:08] ---
    Etou?
[16:13] ---
    I'm sorry!
[16:15] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[16:21] ---
    Ta-dah.
[16:23] ---
    Weren't you supposed to just observe?
[16:24] ---
    I'm stopping it from entering the school.
[16:32] ---
    Etou?
[16:33] ---
    Don't worry. I excavated this egg for you.
[16:39] ---
    And what, exactly, will it do for me...
[16:41] ---
    Take a look!
[16:46] ---
    I can control creatures other than snai-
[16:52] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[16:54] ---
    Let go!
[16:56] ---
    It's trying to remove her
    "skin" and eat her...
[16:59] ---
    Right.
[17:09] ---
    It got bigger?
[17:14] ---
    Damn it!
[17:23] ---
    Brave.
[17:24] ---
    Command recognized. Undergoing
    dimensional dislocation.
[17:27] ---
    Eliminating any foreign elements
    within five centimeters.
[17:30] ---
    Transfer of primary unit.
[17:43] ---
    Hey there! This time, we're here at
    "Floating Island," a new coastal attraction!
[17:49] ---
    This time, we're reporting
    from a fun locale!
[17:52] ---
    I-It's a monster!
[17:55] ---
    What?
[18:02] ---
    Yuri, this way!
[18:03] ---
    Right!
[18:19] ---
    What's that?
[18:30] ---
    It's the hero Brave, the monster
    extermination specialist.
[18:37] ---
    High-frequency blade.
[18:39] ---
    Transfer of high-frequency blade.
[18:48] ---
    Molecular cutter!
[18:50] ---
    Roger.
[18:58] ---
    Life signs detected.
[19:07] ---
    I've taken out the monster. Don't worry.
[19:13] ---
    I was so scared! I was so scared!
[19:14] ---
    Hoshino Yuri? No way.
[19:17] ---
    Are you Brave?
[19:19] ---
    Are you hurt?
[19:21] ---
    I'm fine.
[19:22] ---
    I'm really scared of monsters.
[19:25] ---
    Thank you.
[19:26] ---
    There isn't anyone who's not scared.
[19:28] ---
    I hate monsters!
[19:31] ---
    It's dangerous here...
[19:33] ---
    You're really cool!
[19:40] ---
    Keep that a secret.
[19:42] ---
    R-Right.
[19:44] ---
    Yuri! Are you safe?
[19:48] ---
    I'm fine! Thanks!
[19:52] ---
    Thank you!
[19:53] ---
    Thank you, hero Brave!
[20:04] ---
    You didn't have to report it.
[20:06] ---
    But the fact is that we brought
    the monster in.
[20:09] ---
    As a disciplinary committee member,
    I have a responsibility here.
[20:10] ---
    Well, there was no harm to the school,
    so I'm willing to overlook this incident.
[20:16] ---
    Understood.
[20:22] ---
    The monster reacted to Sai Akuto?
[20:25] ---
    No doubt about it.
[20:27] ---
    Sai Akuto is dangerous.
[20:30] ---
    Guga.
[20:31] ---
    Even if I stay quiet about this,
    the government will soon find out.
[20:35] ---
    Just means that once this all starts,
    we won't be able to turn back.
[20:40] ---
    Keena.
[20:41] ---
    I'll go to class like you asked.
[20:45] ---
    Really?
[20:46] ---
    Um, I don't want you to misunderstand.
[20:48] ---
    I really want you to go to
    class for your own good.
[20:52] ---
    I know.
[20:53] ---
    That's how you are.
[20:55] ---
    I don't want to trample
    your freedoms, either.
[20:58] ---
    And if there were someone who
    tried to, I would protect you.
[21:04] ---
    I promise.
[21:06] ---
    Then when you're in trouble, I'll save you.
[21:14] ---
    Was there ever a time I wasn't in trouble?
[21:17] ---
    Anyway, see you later.
[21:21] ---
    Acchan! Don't forget the promise
    about my birthday!
[21:26] ---
    Her birthday... Oh yeah, I guess she
    still hasn't told me when it is.
[21:32] ---
    What? We have a long break
    starting tomorrow!
SIGN    Let's be careful over the break! Health & Human Services
[21:37] ---
    The thing the other day?
[21:39] ---
    Y-You know...
[21:40] ---
    I know what?
[21:41] ---
    When we were at the beach...
[21:43] ---
    The beach?
[21:44] ---
    You know, you said something
    about marriage.
[21:46] ---
    Were you seriously...
[21:48] ---
    No, I guess for now, I just want
    to ask what you meant.
[21:51] ---
    Oh, regarding that, I've already
    contacted your family.
[21:55] ---
    My family?
[21:57] ---
    Your father has consented
    to a marriage interview.
[22:00] ---
    M-Marriage...
[22:02] ---
    Wh-What?!
SIGN    Next Time:
SIGN    The Marriage Interview Chaos

9 - The Marriage Interview Chaos

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[00:01] ---
    Thank you for your donation!
[00:04] ---
    Thank you!
[00:06] ---
    We're really grateful!
[00:09] ---
    That's not necessary.
[00:11] ---
    The God Koro's primary doctrine is charity.
[00:14] ---
    As an adherent, I've only done my duty.
[00:17] ---
    You should give your thanks
    to God, not me.
[00:20] ---
    I can't thank God.
[00:24] ---
    I want to thank you.
[00:27] ---
    That's not true, and I haven't done a thing.
[00:30] ---
    This is God's grace.
[00:32] ---
    God is nothing more than a
    system created by humans.
[00:37] ---
    That's pretty rude.
[00:39] ---
    Akuto, knock it off.
[00:41] ---
    Everyone believes in the Gods.
[00:44] ---
    That's enough.
[00:45] ---
    Apologize to God!
[00:48] ---
    I won't apologize to something
    that doesn't exist.
[00:50] ---
    I-I guess I know why you're an orphan now!
[00:54] ---
    Are you going to disobey someone who's
    offering a good deal of money?
[00:58] ---
    We're really sorry.
[01:00] ---
    Come on, Akuto.
[01:01] ---
    Akuto, even if you're correct,
    sometimes you still have to apologize.
[01:06] ---
    I'll work for the rest of
    my life to avoid that.
[02:41] ---
    The Marriage
    Interview Chaos
[02:46] ---
    I-I'm on extended break,
    and I can go back to Iganosato anytime.
[02:51] ---
    But he believes in Koro!
[02:53] ---
    For him to join a family of
    Suhara worshippers like ours...
[02:57] ---
    It'll be fine if he converts.
[02:59] ---
    Anyway, the marriage interview
    preparations are complete.
[03:02] ---
    I'll be waiting for you.
[03:05] ---
    F-Father?!
[03:10] ---
    Your father has consented
    to a marriage interview.
[03:14] ---
    But how to tell Akuto...
[03:18] ---
    The day of the marriage interview's
    been decided.
[03:20] ---
    Huh, whose?
[03:22] ---
    Mine and yours.
[03:25] ---
    What? Does that mean you did this without
    asking my opinion about it?
[03:31] ---
    That won't work.
[03:32] ---
    He'll totally tell me off, just like that.
[03:35] ---
    How about...
[03:36] ---
    Marry me!
[03:38] ---
    We're too young for that.
[03:41] ---
    That won't work, either.
[03:43] ---
    How about...
[03:45] ---
    I like you! I love you!
[03:46] ---
    Please be my husband!
[03:49] ---
    No, I can't say that!
[03:52] ---
    If you're so worried,
    how about I tell him for you?
[03:57] ---
    How long have you been there?
[03:58] ---
    Around when you began starring
    in your own strange one-man play.
[04:02] ---
    H-How embarrassing!
[04:05] ---
    Don't worry. I'll keep it confidential.
[04:07] ---
    I understand that concealing sexual desire
    is a part of being human.
[04:13] ---
    S-Sexual desire?
[04:15] ---
    That's silly! This is more of a
    political marriage anyway!
[04:18] ---
    Then you shouldn't have any
    problem telling him.
[04:21] ---
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[04:23] ---
    I just don't know where he is. I suppose
    I'll have to tell him tomorrow instead.
[04:28] ---
    Oh, in that case...
[04:30] ---
    Here's a Sai Akuto radar!
[04:36] ---
    Could you come with me to my
    parents' house, the day after tomorrow?
[04:42] ---
    What do you need?
[04:44] ---
    You'll see when you get there...
[04:46] ---
    Me?
[04:48] ---
    That voice isn't...
[04:50] ---
    You meant to invite him, right?
[04:54] ---
    Y-Yeah, I'm inviting Sai Akuto!
[04:58] ---
    But you come, too!
    It'll be more fun that way!
[05:01] ---
    Fun?
[05:03] ---
    Well, sure, but...
[05:05] ---
    It's simple! It's all political, uh, and my father
    and the rest of my clan want to see you.
[05:12] ---
    I didn't think I was involved.
[05:14] ---
    I'm not inviting Sai Akuto alone! That's all!
[05:17] ---
    As I am an observer,
    I will accompany you.
[05:20] ---
    That shouldn't be a problem, correct?
[05:23] ---
    Um, that's kind of...
[05:25] ---
    What did she mean by "all political"?
[05:25] ---
    There is a problem... maybe...
[05:30] ---
    It's been a while.
[05:32] ---
    What was your post again?
[05:35] ---
    Director of the Cabinet Intelligence
    Magick Office.
[05:48] ---
    So you're the leader of the Cabinet Intelligence
    Magick Office. I believe it's called CIMO8.
[05:57] ---
    You're rumored to lead that dangerous group.
    What brings you to this school?
[06:03] ---
    I came to warn you about
    your security here.
[06:06] ---
    You know about the monsters
    acting up lately, correct?
[06:11] ---
    Monsters are creatures which have mutated,
    due to irregular mana.
[06:16] ---
    And there's a very strong theory that
    the mana produced within
[06:19] ---
    the demon lord's body makes them grow
    more powerful and more active.
[06:22] ---
    Basically...
[06:23] ---
    You always make it hard to
    understand your point.
[06:29] ---
    You're saying that the monsters
    are acting up because of me?
[06:33] ---
    Have you not yet realized
    what you must do?
[06:37] ---
    What I must do?
[06:44] ---
    Why are you spacing out?
[06:46] ---
    I'm not really...
[06:50] ---
    Acchan, bye!
[06:55] ---
    Keena'll be alone, huh?
[06:58] ---
    We won't be gone that long.
[07:01] ---
    Don't get all sentimental on me now.
[07:08] ---
    He's gone...
[07:16] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:17] ---
    Oh, you know! I thought we
    might eat something...
[07:24] ---
    Are you feeling okay?
[07:26] ---
    No, it's uh, um...
[07:30] ---
    If it's hard to say, I'll-
[07:31] ---
    No, no, no, no! It's just political! Extremely.
[07:37] ---
    I want you to tell me what's going on.
[07:39] ---
    Wait...
[07:41] ---
    Did he figure it out?
[07:43] ---
    Have you not yet realized
    what you must do?
[07:48] ---
    I think I understand.
    I have to take responsibility.
[07:53] ---
    A-Are you serious?
[07:57] ---
    Yeah.
[08:01] ---
    Then that's fine...
    I guess my father will explain the rest.
[08:07] ---
    Father?
[08:19] ---
    So this is Iganosato?
[08:21] ---
    It takes about twenty minutes
    to walk to the compound.
[08:29] ---
    Yuuko! Your pranks go too far!
[08:33] ---
    I see your skills haven't rusted, Sister.
[08:40] ---
    Hello. I'm her sister, Yuuko.
[08:42] ---
    What? It's Hoshino Yuri!
[08:46] ---
    That's right! I'm an idol, too!
[08:53] ---
    Is this your boyfriend?
[08:55] ---
    Say wha-
[08:56] ---
    No!
[08:57] ---
    Then why deny it so strongly?
[09:00] ---
    So this is your boyfriend?
[09:03] ---
    Th-That's not right, either...
[09:07] ---
    You're so easy to read!
[09:09] ---
    But I think you should give up on him.
[09:12] ---
    Hey! That was rude!
[09:15] ---
    Why are you going to-
[09:18] ---
    You were asking why I'm getting along
    so well with him, right?
[09:23] ---
    Th-That's right...
[09:26] ---
    Who is he, anyway?
[09:28] ---
    Why do you ask?
[09:31] ---
    He smells like monsters.
[09:36] ---
    I'm really sensitive to that sort of thing.
[09:40] ---
    S-Sensitive?
[09:42] ---
    It happened when I was a child...
[09:44] ---
    A monster bit me.
[09:47] ---
    And I guess I got some of the
    monster's mana inside me.
[09:51] ---
    Ever since then, whenever
    a monster's nearby,
[09:55] ---
    I get scared, and it feels
    like I'm going crazy.
[10:08] ---
    Then I'll ask you directly.
[10:12] ---
    Do you like Junko?
[10:15] ---
    Yes. Very much.
[10:21] ---
    You're a great kid!
[10:23] ---
    But you understand Junko's
    position, don't you?
[10:26] ---
    Do you understand how the two of you
    living together will affect the Hattori family?
[10:31] ---
    Living together?
[10:33] ---
    Oh, I get it. I'll be staying
    in this house for a while.
[10:38] ---
    Whatever difficulties may arise,
[10:40] ---
    I will try my hardest to demonstrate
    my utmost respect for her family
[10:44] ---
    and those around her,
    and to make the best decisions for her sake.
[10:49] ---
    Tonight, we feast!
[10:54] ---
    Miss, be happy!
[10:58] ---
    I'll permit it! I didn't before, but I will now!
[11:01] ---
    I-Is this really that exciting?
[11:17] ---
    Isn't he kind of misunderstanding
    something here?
[11:22] ---
    I'll just have to ask him myself.
[11:26] ---
    But how am I supposed to do that?
[11:30] ---
    He hasn't converted yet, either.
[11:32] ---
    Which means that until the wedding,
    we can't... Can't do stuff like that.
[11:39] ---
    If I just approach him as a normal wife,
[11:41] ---
    I should be able to figure out
    if he knows what's going on.
[11:46] ---
    Wait.
[11:47] ---
    That means, if he accepts me,
    we'll end up doing it...
[11:51] ---
    Wait. Maybe that...
    That might not be so bad, after all.
[11:57] ---
    In that case, I'll wash
    myself once more!
SIGN    Nuh-uh!
[12:09] ---
    Who's there?
[12:18] ---
    Wh-Why are you here so late?
[12:31] ---
    It's kind of late. If you want to talk,
    we can do it tomorrow-
[12:35] ---
    If we wait until tomorrow,
    we won't be alone anymore.
[12:47] ---
    Are you doing this because of your family?
[12:52] ---
    Doing this?
[12:53] ---
    This isn't something that the Hattori
    I've come to like would do.
[12:58] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:59] ---
    Then you haven't heard that
    we're to be married?
[13:04] ---
    M-Married?
[13:07] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:08] ---
    It's my fault for not explaining it myself.
[13:11] ---
    I'm sorry. I didn't notice at all.
[13:14] ---
    It's my fault. You didn't say anything because
    you didn't really want to get married, right?
[13:18] ---
    Huh?
[13:20] ---
    I'm sorry. If your family's making you
    do this, you can't refuse, can you?
[13:24] ---
    If I were really more considerate
    of your feelings,
[13:26] ---
    I would have turned down
    coming here, in the first place...
[13:30] ---
    I'm really dumb...
[13:33] ---
    That's just who you are.
[13:37] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:43] ---
    That's what I mean!
[13:47] ---
    I was getting so happy, and now...
[13:56] ---
    Forget everything that happened today.
[14:05] ---
    You made her cry!
[14:07] ---
    From the start, you planned on duping
    the Hattori family, didn't you?
[14:11] ---
    Don't think you can leave alive.
[14:13] ---
    I-It's a misunderstanding!
[14:14] ---
    W-Wait! You were watching?!
[14:16] ---
    You're not getting out of this!
[14:19] ---
    Don't let him escape!
    The Iga ninja pride is on the line!
[14:35] ---
    A trap?
[14:37] ---
    This should be within the
    Hattori family grounds...
[14:39] ---
    Who's there?!
[14:42] ---
    That's no way to greet someone.
[14:45] ---
    I'm helping you get away.
[14:47] ---
    You, huh?
[14:49] ---
    If I remember correctly,
    your name is Teruya Eiko.
[14:51] ---
    Wanna come to my house?
[14:53] ---
    Your house?
[14:54] ---
    The house of Teruya.
[14:55] ---
    It's far superior in rank
    to the Hattori family.
[14:57] ---
    You tried to get in good
    with the Hattori, right?
[15:01] ---
    You'd be better off with the Teruya family.
[15:03] ---
    I didn't try to do anything of the sort.
[15:07] ---
    Wanna hook up?
[15:10] ---
    I'd never be able to like you.
[15:13] ---
    Are you trying to oppose me?!
[15:15] ---
    Damn it!
[15:16] ---
    I only asked because I thought
    I could like you!
[15:20] ---
    But I'll kill you instead!
[15:23] ---
    You'll be able to see that girl
    with the stupid red hair again.
[15:26] ---
    What do you mean by that?
[15:29] ---
    Happy birthday!
[15:34] ---
    Only five minutes left...
[15:36] ---
    So when is it?
[15:37] ---
    It's pretty soon, but I'll tell
    you when it comes up.
[15:42] ---
    If you do that, I might
    end up unable to go.
[15:45] ---
    It ended up exactly like he said.
[15:58] ---
    Eye, did you see her?
[16:00] ---
    Yes.
[16:01] ---
    Go, Snake!
[16:05] ---
    You know my father is a
    great priest, correct?
[16:08] ---
    Your father... The Teruya family head?
[16:11] ---
    You know that those priests
    perform assassinations?
[16:16] ---
    Unlike the Hattori, the Teruya family
    has focused on special operations.
[16:21] ---
    They kill people that the God
    Suhara deems dangerous.
[16:24] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[16:25] ---
    And for some reason,
    the target this time is that red-haired girl.
[16:29] ---
    Pretty funny, don't you think?
[16:31] ---
    She's just a dumb, harmless girl.
[16:34] ---
    Damn you!
[16:46] ---
    You're...
[16:47] ---
    Anyway, I'm out of here!
[16:51] ---
    Why did you come here?
[16:55] ---
    I need to apologize for some stuff,
    but I'll do it later.
[16:59] ---
    Th-That's really mean!
[17:03] ---
    My sister was crying!
[17:05] ---
    I'm sorry. We'll talk later.
[17:07] ---
    That's not necessary!
    Just stay away from us!
[17:12] ---
    I'll decide about that once I figure
    out what the God Suhara is doing!
[17:18] ---
    It seems to be true.
[17:22] ---
    I made an inquiry, but there
    was no response.
[17:25] ---
    It seems that God is keeping
    quiet on this issue.
[17:28] ---
    Korone, teleport me to the school.
[17:31] ---
    I think you misunderstood.
[17:33] ---
    Huh?
[17:34] ---
    I am your observer and a follower of Mahct.
[17:37] ---
    Although this involves a different denomination,
    a God's decision is final.
[17:41] ---
    And if I said I'm still going?
[17:46] ---
    I'll stop you with everything I have.
[17:48] ---
    I'm strong.
[17:50] ---
    Korone...
[17:55] ---
    Happy birthday, Keena!
[17:57] ---
    Blow!
[17:59] ---
    Clap! Clap! Clap!
[18:05] ---
    A snake?!
[18:17] ---
    Wai-
[18:18] ---
    You can't get away.
[18:19] ---
    Looks like I didn't even
    have to use a weapon.
[18:24] ---
    Oh, I get it.
[18:26] ---
    Thank you.
[18:27] ---
    Why are you thanking me?
[18:31] ---
    Yuuko!
[18:36] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:38] ---
    She has monster mana in her body!
[18:42] ---
    It's activating?
[18:55] ---
    Boss...
[19:09] ---
    Acchan...
[19:16] ---
    Who is it? Did you save me?
[19:19] ---
    Yes. And from now on, I'll keep saving you.
[19:22] ---
    Bag!
[19:33] ---
    What technique are you using?
[19:35] ---
    Hodgson-style perfect severing.
[19:38] ---
    If I called it dimensional severing,
    then would you understand?
[19:42] ---
    You're from the Cabinet Intelligence
    Magick Office.
[19:46] ---
    Yamato Bouichirou...
[19:51] ---
    I've been waiting for you for a long time.
[19:55] ---
    We haven't met before.
[19:57] ---
    Didn't I give you that hairpin?
[20:08] ---
    Acchan!
[20:11] ---
    You saved Keena?
[20:13] ---
    She is the law of identity.
[20:15] ---
    The law of identity?
[20:17] ---
    Should she form a contract
    with a certain party,
[20:20] ---
    she can obtain an immaterial body,
    capable of controlling the Gods.
[20:23] ---
    What are you saying?
[20:25] ---
    The Gods wish to be ruled.
[20:28] ---
    Floating within their vast network, they cannot handle
    their own intelligence. So they want a single body.
[20:34] ---
    Then why did the Suhara God
    order her to be killed?
[20:38] ---
    The Gods have rejected me.
[20:40] ---
    I wasn't trying to rule the Gods
    out of personal desire.
[20:44] ---
    Rather, I wanted to try to free them,
[20:47] ---
    but the Gods fear that.
[20:49] ---
    In order to avoid it,
[20:50] ---
    their only options are to eliminate
    me or her, the law of identity.
[20:54] ---
    So you saved her, but just to use her as the
    law of identity you keep mentioning.
[20:58] ---
    That is her role.
[21:00] ---
    Then I will protect her freedom!
[21:04] ---
    Acchan!
[21:06] ---
    It's dangerous.
[21:07] ---
    Acchan is going to protect me, so it's okay!
[21:10] ---
    No. He's dangerous.
[21:18] ---
    Acchan!
[21:18] ---
    You monster! How revolting.
[21:20] ---
    I think so myself.
[21:22] ---
    But the next strike will be the last.
[21:24] ---
    Acchan!
[21:32] ---
    Monsters?
[21:33] ---
    I have fulfilled my role!
[21:35] ---
    Etou!
[21:36] ---
    I, Etou Fujiko, have found the means to control
    the monsters for my beloved Sai Akuto!
[21:43] ---
    They'll obey any order you give.
[21:47] ---
    I'll make use of them!
[21:49] ---
    Sai Akuto!
[21:51] ---
    Will you use that horrid power, as well?
[21:54] ---
    God is ordering assassinations.
[21:56] ---
    I'm going to end that story now!
[21:58] ---
    I know, demon lord, that you
    will be the ruin of the world!
SIGN    Next Time:
SIGN    Sai Akuto's Imperial Capital War

10 - Sai Akuto's Imperial Capital War

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[00:25] ---
    I know, demon lord, that you
    will be the ruin of the world!
[00:35] ---
    This area should currently
    be shielded by monsters.
[00:39] ---
    Any teleportation using mana
    should be impossible!
[00:42] ---
    No. He's not using mana.
[02:20] ---
    Sai Akuto's Imperial Capital War
[02:26] ---
    Boss, is this what you wanted to do?
[02:33] ---
    What's going on?
[02:35] ---
    Eiko...
[02:40] ---
    Father, did the dumb red-haired
    girl take you out?
[02:45] ---
    It was Yamato Bouichirou.
[02:48] ---
    He's going against the God Suhara's will.
[02:51] ---
    We must publicly condemn him.
[02:54] ---
    You should also prepare to
    distance yourself from him-
[03:02] ---
    E-Eiko...
[03:20] ---
    I thank you
[03:22] ---
    for making me next-in-succession for
    the God Suhara's high priest.
[03:27] ---
    Who knew power was so light?
[03:34] ---
    Who are you?
[03:36] ---
    Part of the Cabinet Intelligence
    Magick Office, CIMO8.
[03:39] ---
    So then, you're under Yamato Bouichirou...
[03:42] ---
    What's your name?
[03:44] ---
    Are you messing with me?
[03:46] ---
    2V. That's my codename.
[03:49] ---
    It'll be nice working with you, cutie.
    Just kidding.
[03:56] ---
    Father, what is this fight for?
[03:59] ---
    So that we can defeat him.
[04:03] ---
    Teruya Eiko will be in command.
[04:06] ---
    Why Eiko and not the family head?
[04:10] ---
    Keizou was killed by Sai Akuto.
[04:12] ---
    That can't be.
[04:13] ---
    Your personal feelings are irrelevant.
[04:15] ---
    We are followers of Suhara,
[04:17] ---
    and whether you like the Teruya family or not,
    we can do but one thing.
[04:23] ---
    The family sword...
[04:25] ---
    The Sword of Sohaya.
[04:27] ---
    But it's said that no one has ever
    drawn it from its scabbard.
[04:32] ---
    I wonder why.
[04:37] ---
    Grandmother!
[04:38] ---
    Mother!
[04:41] ---
    I'm giving this to Junko.
[04:48] ---
    Sai Akuto is the boy you met at the station,
    when you forgot your luggage, right?
[04:53] ---
    A lot has happened,
    but you should do as you wish.
[04:56] ---
    Whatever happens, Youzou will
    take responsibility anyway.
[05:00] ---
    But, Grandmother, you can't actually
    draw this sword, can you?
[05:04] ---
    It's not like the Gods understand
    the feelings of us humans.
[05:09] ---
    A katana is the same way.
[05:11] ---
    You can't just dive in and
    expect something to happen.
[05:14] ---
    Most likely, you can only draw the katana
    when you try to do as it desires.
[05:19] ---
    I-It's that simple?
[05:21] ---
    That's right. And once you've pulled it out,
    you do whatever you desire.
[05:26] ---
    It's better to live and trust in
    those who care for you
[05:29] ---
    than spend your time searching yourself
    or following some faith.
[05:42] ---
    All Teruya Kouga ninjas have rallied.
[05:45] ---
    The Hattori Iga ninjas will arrive shortly.
[05:49] ---
    I see.
[05:50] ---
    So what shall we do?
[05:52] ---
    You were still here?!
[05:54] ---
    I had a little something to
    speak with you about.
[05:56] ---
    You aren't going to ask to
    take over, are you?
[06:00] ---
    You need not worry about that.
[06:08] ---
    Well, then.
[06:19] ---
    His mana healing can't keep
    up with the damage.
[06:21] ---
    That's the type of weapon this is.
[06:31] ---
    What are we going to do?
[06:32] ---
    If you can't win, you should run,
    not be cocky.
[06:41] ---
    But what will we do if we run?
[06:43] ---
    If we run, he'll have time to heal.
[06:46] ---
    And besides, did you forget that
    Akuto has a weapon, as well?
[06:49] ---
    A weapon?
[06:50] ---
    Peterhausen!
[06:55] ---
    He's catching up!
[07:01] ---
    Headmaster!
[07:03] ---
    Go.
[07:04] ---
    But...
[07:05] ---
    There's no need to worry.
[07:11] ---
    Old man, do you intend
    on getting in my way?
[07:14] ---
    I just remembered something.
[07:17] ---
    I think it was about one
    hundred years ago...
[07:28] ---
    What do you plan on doing to our school?
[07:31] ---
    I didn't want to cause any
    problems for the school.
[07:35] ---
    Akuto?
[07:36] ---
    I'll leave immediately.
[07:38] ---
    Leave?
[07:41] ---
    This is how it looks out there.
[07:43] ---
    Both the Kouga and Iga ninjas are here.
[07:47] ---
    Prez, what are you going to do?
[07:51] ---
    I'll do what I want.
[07:57] ---
    The dragon's waiting for you.
[07:59] ---
    Go. But there is one thing I will say.
[08:02] ---
    Your thinking is different from mine.
[08:04] ---
    If you're planning on destroying the entirety
    of the current system, then I will stop you.
[08:09] ---
    I know.
[08:22] ---
    The Kouga ninjas and, not long
    ago, the Iga ninjas arrived
[08:24] ---
    to defeat the demon lord, who has barricaded himself
    in the Constant Magick Academy, now his lair.
[08:31] ---
    And as you all know, among
    them is Hoshino Yuri!
[08:36] ---
    Yuri, known far and wide as a top idol,
    has another side, as one of the Iga ninjas.
[08:55] ---
    The Iga ninjas, under the
    Hattori family control, have arrived.
[08:58] ---
    The Hattori family will fall
    under my command.
[09:01] ---
    I'd like you to do everything in your power
    to defeat the monsters.
[09:04] ---
    Right!
[09:06] ---
    The sacred item of the God Suhara...
[09:07] ---
    I never really liked the fact that the Hattori
    family held the Sword of Sohaya,
[09:13] ---
    but if they were all to die...
[09:17] ---
    I'd like Junko and Yuuko to lead the charge.
[09:21] ---
    Just those two?
[09:22] ---
    Yes, no one else need interfere.
[09:26] ---
    I got it!
[09:27] ---
    I'll defeat all the monsters in combat!
[09:31] ---
    I won't let anyone else have any!
[09:35] ---
    What's wrong, Junko?
[09:36] ---
    Have you nothing to say?
[09:37] ---
    Roger that.
[09:39] ---
    Operation Battering Ram, commence!
[09:42] ---
    Yeah!
[09:59] ---
    Operation Battering Ram has just begun!
[10:02] ---
    Only two people are going
    in for the first strike,
[10:06] ---
    the Iga ninjas' Hattori sisters.
[10:11] ---
    We've never seen a strategy as bold as this,
    but according to the announcement,
[10:14] ---
    the Hattori sisters requested
    this assignment.
[10:19] ---
    If we're volunteers for this, and we're both
    taken down due to reckless fighting,
[10:24] ---
    then the Teruya family
    won't be blamed at all.
[10:27] ---
    Sis, if you don't hurry up,
    I'll kill all the monsters!
[10:32] ---
    Wait, Yuuko! You don't
    know how dangerous it is.
[10:36] ---
    Our Hoshino Yuri is currently
    running toward the demon lair!
[10:40] ---
    What is that?
[10:44] ---
    It's Brave!
[10:45] ---
    The monster-killer Brave has
    come to support Yuri!
[10:51] ---
    You came for me!
[10:53] ---
    Together, we can fight the
    monsters I hate so much!
[10:57] ---
    I'll protect you, whether I kill them or not.
[11:00] ---
    But you have to kill them!
[11:02] ---
    Kill lots of them!
[11:04] ---
    I hate them, you know!
[11:07] ---
    He plans to sacrifice everything for Keena.
[11:12] ---
    It's all proof that he ran away,
    after infecting Yuuko like that...
[11:21] ---
    I've been waiting for this.
[11:23] ---
    I've been waiting for
    this moment, master!
[11:25] ---
    I wasn't trying to make you wait, precisely.
[11:27] ---
    I did wait, though!
[11:29] ---
    Come, master! Reclaim your true power.
[11:33] ---
    We'll fly through the sky together
    and eliminate our enemies!
[11:37] ---
    I know.
[11:40] ---
    I will protect her freedom.
[11:47] ---
    I've decided that I will...
[11:51] ---
    kill God!
[11:52] ---
    Lord Akuto!
[12:02] ---
    Acchan!
[12:05] ---
    It's okay. I'll be back soon.
[12:10] ---
    Then let us go, you and I.
[12:11] ---
    If we are together, no one can stop us.
[12:20] ---
    Normally, conserving one's energy
    is the secret to a long life, but...
[12:30] ---
    Then I won't have to hold back.
[12:33] ---
    That part of you has never changed.
    It's why you can't age properly.
[13:08] ---
    Akuto...
[13:10] ---
    It's the demon lord!
[13:11] ---
    The demon lord has appeared,
    with other monsters!
[13:14] ---
    First strike team, eliminate the
    demon lord with prejudice!
[13:22] ---
    I guess I have to do this.
[13:26] ---
    They're not even paying attention to me.
[13:31] ---
    If I can't draw my sword, then I'll...
[13:44] ---
    Hattori...
[13:46] ---
    Why do you have that look on your face?
[13:49] ---
    He's not twitching a muscle,
    even though I'm his enemy now.
[13:54] ---
    Does that mean I'm not even a threat?
[13:57] ---
    Or does that mean he doesn't
    even care about me?
[14:02] ---
    Why am I thinking about that?
[14:05] ---
    Why aren't you thinking about me?!
[14:10] ---
    No! I mean, not no! But no!
[14:17] ---
    S-Stop it!
[14:19] ---
    What are you doing?
[14:20] ---
    I didn't know you felt like that.
[14:23] ---
    I-Idiot! Don't you know what's
    happening right now?!
[14:27] ---
    This is a battle only I can fight.
[14:30] ---
    I got engrossed in it.
[14:33] ---
    When this is over,
    I'll take good care of you.
[14:35] ---
    Good care of me...
[14:37] ---
    Be careful.
[14:46] ---
    Incoming!
[14:51] ---
    Him, huh?
[14:53] ---
    I can't sense any mana.
[14:59] ---
    It's a mana canceller!
[15:01] ---
    This is a surprise!
[15:03] ---
    It's been over one hundred years since I came
    to be, and I've never been wounded.
[15:07] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:08] ---
    Okay? I have so much power circulating now,
    I don't know what to do.
[15:12] ---
    I've been living for the joy of this moment.
[15:15] ---
    Someone on my level...
[15:17] ---
    Someone like that is what gives
    my existence meaning!
[15:20] ---
    If you're my master,
    you understand, yes?
[15:24] ---
    I do.
[15:25] ---
    Those born strong will always stand alone,
[15:29] ---
    but this time, we need to prepare
    for the possibility of losing.
[15:33] ---
    The possibility that we'll lose? I'm always prepared
    to die, but I'll never be prepared to lose!
[15:42] ---
    According to our information, something within
    the school is controlling the monsters.
[15:48] ---
    If we turn our attention to taking it out,
    then it'll be easier to win.
[15:58] ---
    This is...
[16:00] ---
    Leave the demon lord to Brave.
    Junko and Yuuko, infiltrate the school.
[16:04] ---
    Discover what controls the
    monsters and destroy it.
[16:08] ---
    Sis, Brave will kill the demon lord.
[16:11] ---
    Let's infiltrate the school!
[16:14] ---
    Yuuko, wait a minute!
[16:15] ---
    Can you see Hoshino Yuri?
[16:19] ---
    The goddess of everyone's
    dreams is right here!
[16:20] ---
    Now she'll just get even more popular.
[16:23] ---
    If you need some help,
    how about I lend you a hand?
[16:25] ---
    Do you have an idea or something?
[16:27] ---
    Another individual, besides myself, is coming
    from the Cabinet Intelligence Magick Office.
[16:32] ---
    How about we give them some work to do?
[16:36] ---
    Yuuko, calm down!
[16:38] ---
    I am calm, Sis!
[16:40] ---
    But we don't know what dangers
    await us in the school!
[16:45] ---
    This monster...
[16:52] ---
    Ma'am, we'll assist you.
[16:53] ---
    But you guys are...
[16:55] ---
    We're here under Teruya Eiko's authority.
[16:57] ---
    What?
[17:06] ---
    It countered it with mana?
[17:08] ---
    Is it human?
[17:09] ---
    Then why attack us?
[17:12] ---
    This is Rubbers?
[17:13] ---
    If Rubbers pretends to get taken down by
    me at the end, that'd be pretty great.
[17:18] ---
    I think that can be arranged.
[17:20] ---
    Rubber's a masochist, after all.
[17:22] ---
    All that's left is...
[17:24] ---
    What's going to come of doing this?
[17:26] ---
    Someone with your power could have
    led the people, in a positive manner!
[17:31] ---
    If I could have, I would have done so.
[17:34] ---
    But have you considered that
    there's a reason why I couldn't?
[17:37] ---
    A reason why you couldn't?
[17:38] ---
    People give names to what amounts
    to nothing more than a system,
[17:42] ---
    and eventually, they believe
    that name to be real.
[17:46] ---
    That's nothing more than abstract garbage!
[17:48] ---
    I'm saying that the "Gods" were
    simply named as such.
[17:50] ---
    You're trying to apply a story you
    dreamt up to other people.
[17:55] ---
    People wish for the happiness they find
    in a story where the Gods stand on top,
[18:00] ---
    and they use that system to justify
    waging war and killing other humans!
[18:04] ---
    And because of that...
[18:07] ---
    Because of that, what?
[18:09] ---
    I'm going to kill the Gods and
    show everyone the end of that tale!
[18:17] ---
    Do we have a counter?
[18:19] ---
    Would you like to enter anti-demon
    lord combat mode?
[18:21] ---
    What are the inherent risks?
[18:22] ---
    None.
[18:23] ---
    It is possible to reliably
    defeat a demon lord.
[18:26] ---
    Reliably...
[18:28] ---
    Enter anti-demon lord combat mode! Go!
[18:39] ---
    The mana was canceled...
[18:42] ---
    That's not all. The mana within my body
    is being rapidly consumed.
[18:47] ---
    Let's get some distance from him.
[18:48] ---
    No. He's faster than we are.
[18:50] ---
    We can't turn our backs on him.
[18:52] ---
    On top of everything,
    they've brought that out.
[18:59] ---
    It's the Black Crane!
[19:01] ---
    The empire's pride and joy, the Black Crane
    aerial aircraft carrier has arrived!
[19:10] ---
    Commence attack.
[19:17] ---
    So we have to fight two
    enemies simultaneously.
[19:21] ---
    But it isn't all bad news.
[19:23] ---
    A weapon of that size should have
    a mana generator inside.
[19:28] ---
    I see. So we should get closer and fight.
[19:39] ---
    We may have defeated the previous
    demon lord together,
[19:42] ---
    but as a result, I stopped believing
    anything you said.
[19:47] ---
    It wasn't a lie that humanity
    would be destroyed.
[19:50] ---
    That's why the Gods manage humanity.
[19:53] ---
    No, that's not what motivates you.
[19:57] ---
    You're concerned with a single girl.
[20:00] ---
    One hundred years ago,
    I told you the truth because I trusted you.
[20:05] ---
    I never thought I'd come to regret it.
[20:08] ---
    I still believe in you,
[20:11] ---
    but when we defeated the previous
    demon lord, I realized something.
[20:15] ---
    You just want to take his place.
[20:20] ---
    You said the law of identity, didn't you?
[20:22] ---
    The girls with that quality are similar.
[20:25] ---
    You saw that color in Soga
    Keena, did you not?
[20:29] ---
    This has gotten pretty bad.
[20:31] ---
    That's why I said it was bad to fight!
[20:33] ---
    It goes boom and... And...
[20:36] ---
    What's wrong?
[20:38] ---
    Etou, what do you think about
    the state of this world?
[20:42] ---
    Huh?
[20:43] ---
    People are fighting each other, when all they
    desire is a world where fighting doesn't exist.
[20:47] ---
    I'm speaking of that loneliness.
[20:50] ---
    They fight each other, so they're not lonely.
[20:53] ---
    If I had to choose between massacre and war,
    I'd pick war any day.
[20:57] ---
    A world without war is a world where
    anyone can start a massacre.
[21:01] ---
    But then it'll go boom.
[21:04] ---
    Is that a trick you learned
    recently or something?
[21:08] ---
    Huh?
[21:12] ---
    Just as I thought, my mana's recovering.
[21:15] ---
    I'm just glad you're having fun.
[21:20] ---
    Anyway, let's do this.
[21:23] ---
    Don't let the demon lord get away with
    whatever he wants!
[21:25] ---
    Why don't you do something
    about it, Captain?
[21:28] ---
    Who was that just now?
[21:30] ---
    The helmsman.
[21:31] ---
    I'd like permission to use
    my own discretion.
[21:34] ---
    Who are you?!
[21:35] ---
    I said I was the helmsman.
[21:37] ---
    For now, anyway.
[21:38] ---
    I-It's a doll!
[21:39] ---
    Did he get in here using some
    sort of hypnosis magic?!
[22:02] ---
    Boss...
SIGN    Next Time:
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11 - The Girls' Final Battle

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[00:53] ---
    In the distant future, I'll lose a girl
    who becomes the law of identity.
[00:57] ---
    And after that, I'll become
    a lone time traveler.
[01:01] ---
    I've seen her countless times,
    and I've felt the same despair countless times.
[01:07] ---
    But this time...
[01:10] ---
    The Girls' Final Battle
[01:16] ---
    No way...
[01:29] ---
    It's over.
[01:34] ---
    It's okay!
[01:37] ---
    Acchan's alive.
[01:47] ---
    The monster within Yuuko is still active.
[01:50] ---
    That means the Demon Lord is still...
[01:56] ---
    Boss! If you're there, say something!
[02:07] ---
    You're an insolent man,
    attempting to rule the Gods!
[02:15] ---
    Are you...
[02:17] ---
    a student here?
[02:20] ---
    Stand back.
[02:23] ---
    I can't have any of my students
    getting injured.
[02:26] ---
    I don't think you have enough
    power left to dodge my attacks.
[02:32] ---
    Wait!
[02:39] ---
    Brave! Brave!
[02:42] ---
    Why did it...
[02:44] ---
    Because I developed that device.
[02:48] ---
    So you're the one who left
    the suit on the island.
[02:51] ---
    Nice to meet you, I guess.
    My name is Yamato Bouichirou.
[02:57] ---
    You're a member of the Miwa family.
[03:02] ---
    You need me!
[03:05] ---
    If you went out of your way
    to develop an anti-demon lord suit,
[03:09] ---
    that means you can't defeat the
    demon lord on your own.
[03:13] ---
    You also share my opinion.
[03:16] ---
    You believe the demon lord's still alive.
[03:19] ---
    Oh? Does that mean you're
    going to help me?
[03:23] ---
    I don't know yet, but
[03:25] ---
    I need power!
[03:31] ---
    Wait.
[03:34] ---
    No, maybe I should leave this
    to you youngsters.
[03:47] ---
    Really?
[03:48] ---
    Yeah! I can tell when Acchan is around.
[03:56] ---
    How dare you?
[04:03] ---
    You've come to destroy this, haven't you?
[04:06] ---
    I guess you're ready to die.
[04:13] ---
    Wh-What?
[04:22] ---
    That's terrifying.
[04:24] ---
    As you can see, the Teruya family forces,
    which have remained idle up to now,
[04:28] ---
    have begun their advance. They seem
    to be preparing to breach the school.
[04:35] ---
    Some sort of counterattack!
[04:37] ---
    Could the demon lord have returned?
[04:42] ---
    Who's that?
[04:44] ---
    Don't enter the school without
    student council permission.
[04:48] ---
    Riri Shiraishi.
[04:50] ---
    I also know Teruya Eiko murdered the
    Teruya family head, Teruya Keizou.
[05:00] ---
    What a statement!
[05:02] ---
    Reports indicate that the Teruya
    family head, Teruya Keizou,
[05:05] ---
    was murdered by the demon lord, Sai Akuto.
[05:09] ---
    I wonder what this could mean.
[05:12] ---
    Damn it! Don't screw with me!
[05:15] ---
    Kill her!
[05:25] ---
    Go flying!
[05:31] ---
    Prepare yourself, Teruya Eiko!
[05:39] ---
    So this is the culprit who's
    spreading falsehoods
[05:41] ---
    that I killed my father to aid the demon lord.
[05:45] ---
    But I'm sure some aren't quite convinced,
[05:48] ---
    so I won't order her death.
[05:50] ---
    Capture her!
SIGN    Sorry!
[05:58] ---
    Damn it!
[05:59] ---
    Bat Howl!
[06:21] ---
    Kanna.
[06:23] ---
    She really threw me...
[06:27] ---
    Guga!
[06:28] ---
    Aru'nuuru!
[06:29] ---
    You guys...
[06:31] ---
    I thought I told you to protect Soga Keena.
[06:33] ---
    Michie's taking care of that.
[06:41] ---
    Student council vice president,
    Ootake Michie!
[06:44] ---
    I'm here on our silly student
    council president's orders.
[06:47] ---
    V-Vice president?
[06:48] ---
    Time for me to be awesome!
[06:57] ---
    Are you guys stupid? How do you expect
    us to get out of this one?
[07:01] ---
    The same way you're thinking.
[07:04] ---
    Guga.
[07:06] ---
    I see. Then let's get this going.
[07:11] ---
    Take this! Special move: Orb Strike!
SIGN    Not for your eyes!
[07:17] ---
    Guga...
[07:21] ---
    You always use the worst names.
[07:24] ---
    We've almost made it to Teruya Eiko.
[07:26] ---
    Any closer, and you'll be
    in a world of pain.
[07:27] ---
    Guga.
[07:40] ---
    My brother's...
[07:41] ---
    killer!
[07:44] ---
    I've come for you.
[07:46] ---
    Although you may not want
    to hear that, I need you.
[07:53] ---
    I hope you understand.
[07:59] ---
    You may be attempting to do good,
[08:03] ---
    but it is not I you need.
[08:08] ---
    Why do you say that?
[08:12] ---
    Your heart lies elsewhere.
[08:15] ---
    I understand. I've been watching this world.
[08:18] ---
    The seasons change, and
    people's hearts change.
[08:24] ---
    That means I understand you, as well.
[08:26] ---
    But we must act for the people right now!
[08:31] ---
    I'll deal with my own feelings later.
[08:43] ---
    I won't let you!
[08:46] ---
    This is probably your last chance.
[08:49] ---
    If you're still human,
    I ask you to stay out of my way.
[08:53] ---
    Still human? Could you say that
    if someone died for you?!
[08:57] ---
    Who has caused more devastation, all to awaken
    the demon lord, in the first place?!
[09:01] ---
    Because of that, more people
    are getting hurt now.
[09:04] ---
    I won't listen to your nonsense!
[09:16] ---
    Call Hattori Yuuko here.
[09:18] ---
    Ma'am!
[09:19] ---
    Hattori Junko, I'm going to put you to work.
[09:31] ---
    I can't do any more...
[09:33] ---
    Vice president!
[09:37] ---
    Looks like we'll have to take him out.
[09:41] ---
    Do you have some special magic for the job?
[09:43] ---
    If I did, I'd have used it!
[09:44] ---
    Without my potions, I'm
    just a normal student.
[09:47] ---
    The dude with the creepy suit is catching up!
[09:51] ---
    Your dialect keeps changing.
[09:54] ---
    If we can just get to my lab...
[10:03] ---
    What was that?
[10:04] ---
    Don't make me repeat myself.
    Get rid of the student council.
[10:07] ---
    You're not trying to silence them, are you?
[10:09] ---
    Watch your mouth.
    We're in the midst of an operation.
[10:12] ---
    But the student council isn't part
    of the demon lord's forces.
[10:15] ---
    Before I issued your new orders, I asked
    the idol, Hoshino Yuri, to come to my tent.
[10:22] ---
    She should already be on her way.
[10:25] ---
    Wh-What are you getting at?
[10:27] ---
    If our idol sacrificed her life
    to save the commander,
[10:31] ---
    wouldn't it be magnificent?
[10:35] ---
    Teruya Eiko!
[10:38] ---
    Akuto, if you're still alive,
    then show me that you're a demon lord.
[10:43] ---
    Show me your overwhelming power and overturn
    this rotten situation with one blow!
[11:02] ---
    You're a student here.
    Why do you stand before me?
[11:09] ---
    Hi there!
[11:11] ---
    Oh, she has a hostage.
[11:14] ---
    But even still, you can't disobey
    the Teruya family.
[11:19] ---
    Please stop here, President.
[11:22] ---
    Myself aside, my men won't
    be nice about this.
[11:26] ---
    I cannot guarantee your safety.
[11:28] ---
    Idiot. Like I have time to worry about that.
[11:32] ---
    I'll do everything I think is right,
    even if I must force the matter.
[11:35] ---
    I don't care what some family
    or some girl thinks!
[11:38] ---
    Anyone who's in the wrong, whether they're
    a good guy or a small fry, is going down.
[11:45] ---
    Do it.
[11:46] ---
    Iga technique: Five-Directional
    Magickal Circle.
[11:51] ---
    Guga.
[11:58] ---
    What's going on?
[12:00] ---
    Who are you guys?
[12:01] ---
    A group that believes Teruya Eiko
    killed her father.
[12:06] ---
    They're puppets?!
[12:15] ---
    What's happening?
[12:17] ---
    I've heard that there's a CIMO8
    mage who controls puppets.
[12:22] ---
    My sympathies about your sister.
    If I could, I'd save her.
[12:26] ---
    But it looks like nothing can be done.
    Don't hate me for it.
[12:29] ---
    Iga technique: Distorted Moonlight Shadow!
[12:38] ---
    I have two arms, you know.
[12:40] ---
    The difference in power is overwhelming.
[12:43] ---
    Oh, no!
[12:45] ---
    Crap!
[12:46] ---
    Teruya Eiko!
[12:49] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[12:51] ---
    Guga!
[12:52] ---
    Fools, do you not care what happens to her?
[13:02] ---
    Stall him for me.
[13:04] ---
    You mean I'll be by myself?
[13:13] ---
    I can't do this!
[13:21] ---
    What did you do?
[13:22] ---
    It's liquid nitrogen.
[13:24] ---
    Vice President, attack.
[13:26] ---
    Right!
[13:32] ---
    What a guy...
[13:34] ---
    In any event, we drove him off.
[13:36] ---
    Let's go see what's going on, then.
[13:50] ---
    Brave.
[13:51] ---
    I'll keep my promise, but we'll have
    to leave this place.
[14:00] ---
    Soga Keena?
[14:01] ---
    Did something happen to Michie?
[14:03] ---
    You wanted to save her?
[14:05] ---
    That's why I'm helping you.
[14:14] ---
    Bouichirou-
[14:17] ---
    Damn you. What did you do to Michie?
[14:20] ---
    Give up!
[14:26] ---
    President, wait.
[14:30] ---
    A stand-in...
[14:31] ---
    Quite the show. Good work.
[14:40] ---
    Now the Teruya family is disgraced, and the
    demon lord has already been defeated.
[14:45] ---
    We share the same interests.
[14:47] ---
    Let's work together for the moment.
[14:50] ---
    I don't like you.
[14:51] ---
    You're a pretty troublesome kid.
[14:55] ---
    Do you want to die?
[14:57] ---
    There's no point to this.
[15:06] ---
    Guga?
[15:13] ---
    Sorry for the wait!
[15:15] ---
    I'm here to pay you back for
    sending us the vice president.
[15:21] ---
    Looks like the tables have turned.
[15:24] ---
    I'll have to use my ultimate technique
    against you, or it just won't feel right.
[15:28] ---
    Prepare to die!
[15:30] ---
    Strongest ball attack: The Throw!
[15:42] ---
    A puppet?
[15:45] ---
    Where are you controlling this guy from?
[15:47] ---
    That's a secret.
[15:49] ---
    If we're both having a
    bad luck streak, let's meet again.
[15:52] ---
    But I imagine you guys won't know it.
[15:55] ---
    As you can see, I have no face.
[15:59] ---
    Damn it.
[16:03] ---
    What's that?
[16:11] ---
    The Black Crane.
[16:12] ---
    What's going on?
[16:32] ---
    Lord Akuto!
[16:34] ---
    You're alive...
[16:46] ---
    If you hadn't stopped the aircraft carrier,
    I would have been...
[16:51] ---
    No, you should thank that dragon of yours.
[16:54] ---
    Are you okay?
[16:56] ---
    I'm not a fan of being injured.
[16:59] ---
    I'll be honest because this might
    play a part in future fights.
[17:02] ---
    Several of my features have
    stopped operating properly.
[17:06] ---
    Being prepared to lose...
[17:09] ---
    I guess what you said might be true, after all.
[17:12] ---
    What happened to Keena?
[17:13] ---
    We're sorry, but she was
    taken by Yamato Bouichirou.
[17:17] ---
    Then I have to go after her.
[17:19] ---
    Let's go.
[17:20] ---
    Right.
[17:21] ---
    Wait!
[17:23] ---
    I'll go, too.
[17:25] ---
    You can't.
[17:27] ---
    I don't know what's going to happen.
[17:30] ---
    Why Soga Keena?
[17:33] ---
    Because she'll rid me of my story.
[17:39] ---
    So that was the difference...
[17:42] ---
    But Lord Akuto, when you come back, I'll...
[17:48] ---
    Taking actions resulting in the current
    system's complete destruction
[17:52] ---
    is the same as deliberately acting
    to destroy the system.
[17:57] ---
    Does that mean you're going to...
[17:59] ---
    No. This looks like it'll be far more
    interesting than stopping you.
[18:10] ---
    Hattori Junko!
[18:13] ---
    You're going to take down
    the demon lord, are you not?
[18:16] ---
    After everything that's happened...
[18:20] ---
    Stop, miss!
[18:22] ---
    We can't stand against her, even if Teruya
    Eiko really did kill her father.
[18:27] ---
    You'll just be an assassin
    after her seat of power!
[18:30] ---
    Does that mean I should just listen to her?
[18:32] ---
    Stop the demon lord.
[18:34] ---
    That's an order.
[18:37] ---
    Are you going to stand against me?
[18:39] ---
    If you do that, your house will fall.
[18:42] ---
    Miss, I understand your anger, but our
    enemy is the monstrous demon lord!
[18:47] ---
    You-
[18:49] ---
    Most likely, you can only draw the katana
    when you try to do as it desires.
[18:54] ---
    And once you've pulled it out,
    you do whatever you desire.
[18:57] ---
    It's better to live and trust in
    those who care for you
[19:00] ---
    than spend your time searching yourself
    or following some faith.
[19:10] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:12] ---
    I'm going to betray you all!
[19:20] ---
    Our house and our faith did
    not manage to save us.
[19:24] ---
    I will live for the man I love.
[19:31] ---
    This betrayal is love.
[19:35] ---
    The Sword of Sohaya!
[19:37] ---
    You're not betraying us!
[19:39] ---
    Do as you feel is right!
[19:44] ---
    A-Are you siding with the demon lord?
[19:47] ---
    That's correct.
[19:49] ---
    Do you think you can defeat me,
    with all these soldiers?
[19:53] ---
    Sword of Sohaya, grant my love power!
SIGN    Love
[20:10] ---
    Sh-She couldn't have just...
SIGN    No peeking!
[20:17] ---
    I will take your life!
[20:24] ---
    You musn't kill her.
[20:26] ---
    She must live and atone for her sins.
[20:29] ---
    Korone...
[20:33] ---
    Damn!
[20:40] ---
    Eiko.
[20:41] ---
    F-Father!
[20:47] ---
    What's going on?
[20:49] ---
    The Teruya family head, Keizou,
    has appeared on the scene.
[20:54] ---
    Why are you...
[20:55] ---
    I couldn't have died without
    correcting your ways.
[20:59] ---
    But you...
[21:02] ---
    Who do you think I am?
[21:18] ---
    When this is over,
    I'll take good care of you.
[21:28] ---
    These may be our last moments,
    so could you tell me what you know?
[21:33] ---
    Sure.
[21:35] ---
    A demon lord is human,
    but simultaneously, he isn't.
[21:38] ---
    A demon lord is created by altering
    the mana in his body.
[21:43] ---
    I see.
[21:44] ---
    That's why you still see them
    after one is removed.
[21:46] ---
    They're killed off when they're weak,
    and then they wait about one hundred years.
[21:51] ---
    The Gods perpetuate this.
[21:54] ---
    I guess humans aren't the only ones
    who do as they like.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    All Done?

12 - All Done?

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[00:07] ---
    Let me ask once more.
    Why do you seek to kill the Gods?
[00:11] ---
    You talk too much.
[00:12] ---
    I'm just ending what I started. That's all.
[00:15] ---
    And what if, because of it,
    the world changes?
[00:19] ---
    I've always thought that
    change was necessary.
[00:22] ---
    And what happens to those who
    do not desire change?
[00:30] ---
    I think I can do something for her.
[00:33] ---
    You're always like this!
[00:35] ---
    You just sit and accept what happens,
    not saying anything!
[00:38] ---
    You wouldn't listen, even if I told you.
[00:40] ---
    Whatever. I need to get through here.
[00:43] ---
    I won't let you!
[00:46] ---
    He should be using the
    anti-demon lord mode's mana canceller.
[00:50] ---
    Charge through.
[00:51] ---
    What's the plan?
[00:54] ---
    There is no plan.
[00:57] ---
    Sounds fun.
[01:25] ---
    Boss, give it up already!
[01:28] ---
    The plasma ball isn't dissipating!
[01:30] ---
    When plasma is in contact with matter,
    it's impossible to disperse.
[01:34] ---
    Please release all plasma energy.
[01:39] ---
    Stop! Stop it, Boss!
[01:42] ---
    R-Release!
[02:01] ---
    I can't move!
[02:03] ---
    Shield overload.
[02:05] ---
    Due to minimal battery reserves,
    transferring to life-support mode.
[02:09] ---
    Estimating thirty seconds until
    standard mode reboot.
[02:13] ---
    The Boss knew this would happen...
[02:16] ---
    If I deliberately let myself get injured,
    I knew you'd hold back.
[02:22] ---
    You're not someone capable of cruelty.
[02:27] ---
    That's terrible. I can't believe
    you did that, Boss.
[02:29] ---
    Why are you so awful?
[02:32] ---
    You are a demon lord...
[02:34] ---
    I know that I'm awful.
[02:37] ---
    If I don't return, tell everyone that for me.
[02:40] ---
    If you don't return?
[02:45] ---
    B-Boss!
[02:46] ---
    I believe I understand the truth
    of what you were saying.
[03:09] ---
    Th-The demon lord!
[03:11] ---
    Don't worry. He's alive.
[03:23] ---
    I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hide it from you.
[03:28] ---
    But...
[03:31] ---
    You dummy.
[03:32] ---
    It didn't matter who you were.
    To me, you were cool.
[03:41] ---
    I know. You have issues when I'm around.
[03:51] ---
    Wait, Boss!
[03:52] ---
    Why won't you take the
    monster mana out of her?
[03:56] ---
    The God Suhara controls
    the mana within her.
[04:01] ---
    If I just try removing it,
    it might actually kill her.
[04:05] ---
    Then if you kill the God...
[04:08] ---
    I... No, he will succeed God.
[04:22] ---
    So... This is what you
    were planning all along?
[04:26] ---
    That means you'll rule the world!
[04:31] ---
    I have no choice.
[04:33] ---
    But what will you do then?
[04:38] ---
    Boss!
[05:08] ---
    She is the law of identity.
[05:11] ---
    You've come to forge the contract with her.
[05:16] ---
    What are you planning?
[05:18] ---
    You should already know.
[05:20] ---
    I plan to control the Gods.
[05:24] ---
    The law of identity leads us to resurrection.
[05:27] ---
    She is that which guides us.
[05:28] ---
    We cannot let her fall prey to
    mere human whim.
[05:31] ---
    You're already too late.
[05:37] ---
    Resurrection?
[05:39] ---
    The destruction of mankind
    equals resurrection? You must be joking.
[05:44] ---
    All human data - the objective reality
    that grounds inference and reason -
[05:49] ---
    has been recorded.
[05:53] ---
    We are simply moving it to a new plane.
[05:56] ---
    And where is humanity in this?
[06:00] ---
    One hundred years ago, you failed
[06:03] ---
    because you treated humans as
    mere objects, to be created at will.
[06:09] ---
    Whether you work to prevent
    extra-dimensional incursion
[06:14] ---
    or to evolve to another dimension
    yourselves, I don't care.
[06:17] ---
    I cannot condone a plan that would
    wipe humanity from the Earth.
[06:31] ---
    The Gods cannot disobey the law of identity.
[06:34] ---
    Prepare the arena for the contract!
[06:48] ---
    So, we're here.
[06:56] ---
    The law of identity.
[06:58] ---
    Please stop.
[07:00] ---
    We still have time.
[07:02] ---
    But if I don't continue, humanity will
    cease to exist in this world.
[07:09] ---
    Your methods won't work.
[07:13] ---
    You live in the past and the future,
    and you understand what the Gods really are.
[07:18] ---
    You tried to correct their foolishness.
[07:22] ---
    But no matter how many times
    you redo it, the result is the same.
[07:28] ---
    That is because this is not your role.
[07:31] ---
    So you're saying all that I've done
    has been for naught?
[07:43] ---
    Why not me...
[07:52] ---
    Don't cry, darling.
[07:55] ---
    You tried to do what was good.
[08:04] ---
    No!
[08:05] ---
    If the result will be the same,
    I'll at least...
[08:08] ---
    I'll at least...
[08:13] ---
    Don't go! Please don't go!
[08:16] ---
    I'm sorry. This is my role,
    determined by the law of identity.
[08:21] ---
    Role?!
[08:23] ---
    I'm sorry, Bouichirou.
[08:27] ---
    Rimu!
[08:30] ---
    I'll make her mine alone.
[08:31] ---
    No! Let me go! Let me go!
[08:35] ---
    Wish I could come up with
    a cool line right now.
[08:38] ---
    Acchan!
[08:40] ---
    In a way, we're similar.
[08:43] ---
    So I kind of understand how pathetic
    you're being right now.
[08:48] ---
    And I can't really say anything.
[08:50] ---
    In the end, we're just
    cleaning up after the system.
[08:55] ---
    Isn't that right?
[08:58] ---
    Kind of ironic.
[08:59] ---
    After living hundreds of years,
    I finally found someone who understands me.
[09:03] ---
    But I wonder what differentiates us.
[09:05] ---
    That much I know.
[09:08] ---
    Our luck with women.
[09:10] ---
    My luck with women's been pretty bad.
[09:14] ---
    And your thick-headedness is
    a definite difference.
[09:18] ---
    It's why I could really hate you!
[09:25] ---
    I guess this is what has to happen.
[09:27] ---
    You're able to exchange insults now, eh?
[09:30] ---
    But that's not enough!
[09:33] ---
    Looks like you're wide open.
[09:35] ---
    Acchan!
[09:37] ---
    Stay there!
[09:56] ---
    No way...
[09:58] ---
    I reflected my image on a mana screen.
[10:01] ---
    It's a simple trick.
[10:03] ---
    T-To be fooled by something so stupid...
[10:05] ---
    I hate getting tricked by dumb things, too.
    I understand how you feel.
[10:17] ---
    There's something wrong with this.
[10:21] ---
    The demon lord exists to be bound
[10:23] ---
    to the law of identity and
    to father the new world.
[10:27] ---
    Now is the time to contract
    with the law of identity.
[10:33] ---
    Acchan...
[10:36] ---
    This has gotten pretty crazy.
[10:38] ---
    Yeah, but we still have time.
[10:42] ---
    I won't contract with you.
[10:44] ---
    We can do that at any time.
[10:47] ---
    That's ridiculous.
    Then why are you here?
[10:50] ---
    To kill the God who acts as the terminal,
    connected to the network.
[10:54] ---
    Then I shall inform you.
[10:56] ---
    The demon lord is a device
    created by the Gods.
[11:00] ---
    The demon lord was created as a proxy
    for the Gods, to destroy humanity.
[11:05] ---
    I had that feeling...
[11:08] ---
    That everything was one big charade.
[11:11] ---
    That's what the Gods are, anyway.
[11:13] ---
    If you knew, then why attempt
    to kill the Gods?
[11:17] ---
    I promised to protect her.
[11:20] ---
    Acchan!
[11:22] ---
    If the Gods wish to assassinate Keena,
    then I have no choice but to kill them myself.
[11:27] ---
    That man tried to control the Gods,
    via contract with the law of identity.
[11:34] ---
    We had to prevent that from happening.
[11:38] ---
    That's your own problem.
[11:40] ---
    If you point your blade at the creator,
[11:43] ---
    it will bring forth only chaos.
[11:45] ---
    At bare minimum, there's a story of
    rebellion by the demon lord
[11:50] ---
    that the Gods made.
[11:52] ---
    And the people will come face-to-face
    with the Gods and understand:
[11:57] ---
    the Gods are nothing but a system.
[12:01] ---
    We understand what you intend to do.
[12:04] ---
    We'll use this for future reference.
[12:05] ---
    When we create the next demon lord, that is.
[12:12] ---
    Defense system is active.
[12:15] ---
    We'll dispose of you and the law of identity!
[12:40] ---
    Peterhausen!
[12:46] ---
    My final job, eh?
[12:48] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[12:50] ---
    Wait!
[12:53] ---
    Do you plan to kill yourself,
    along with the Gods?
[12:55] ---
    I came about as some outrageous creation.
[12:59] ---
    If, in the end, I can act of my own will...
[13:03] ---
    That's enough.
[13:05] ---
    What drives you to go so far?
[13:09] ---
    I believe it's a stronger existence,
[13:12] ---
    living out each day with others,
[13:16] ---
    rather than relying on faith and stories.
[13:22] ---
    Don't ram it!
[13:26] ---
    Don't do it!
[13:27] ---
    Acchan, you plan to die, don't you?!
[13:32] ---
    Let's do this, Peterhausen!
[13:35] ---
    Acchan, I'll protect you!
[13:50] ---
    The interior is pseudo-space.
[13:52] ---
    You, I, and the enemies here
    are all physical matter.
[13:55] ---
    That means we can get hurt.
[14:04] ---
    Peterhausen!
[14:06] ---
    Don't worry about it!
[14:11] ---
    There it is.
[14:15] ---
    Okay, assert total control over
    the God's functions.
[14:21] ---
    That will require some time.
[14:23] ---
    If even one of the cables is cut,
    I won't be able to do this.
[14:28] ---
    So I'll have to protect you until then.
[14:38] ---
    The wound you sustained from running
    into the aircraft carrier!
[14:40] ---
    I'll finish this.
[14:42] ---
    But...
[14:43] ---
    We'll save everyone else
    and sacrifice ourselves.
[14:48] ---
    Damn it!
[14:49] ---
    Master, let's remove your
    mana-regulation limiter.
[14:53] ---
    If we do that, you should be able
    to access all the power you need.
[14:57] ---
    But in exchange...
[14:58] ---
    My survival isn't guaranteed, huh?
[15:00] ---
    That's fair. I like it.
[15:11] ---
    I've gained complete control of
    the God Suhara's functionality.
[15:14] ---
    Master! Master!
[15:15] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:16] ---
    What are you doing?
[15:23] ---
    Oh, no. They've opened a hole in space-time.
[15:25] ---
    Are they trying to get rid of us,
    along with the pseudo-space?
[15:28] ---
    Master, release your power.
[15:30] ---
    If you cancel out its energy, we can wipe
    out the entire space, including the Tree!
[15:36] ---
    I figured this would be difficult...
[15:39] ---
    What's difficult?
[15:41] ---
    Mana is manipulated through emotion.
[15:44] ---
    Master is afraid to release his power.
[15:48] ---
    You followed us?
[15:50] ---
    Acchan...
[15:52] ---
    He doesn't feel that he can take responsibility
    for how the world's about to change.
[16:00] ---
    I always act like this.
[16:02] ---
    Even if I push through, then at the last
    moment, I stand still and think.
[16:06] ---
    I wonder if it's right to do anything...
[16:09] ---
    That's why I decided not to think
    about anything anymore!
[16:17] ---
    I guess he did it.
[16:18] ---
    Get out of here.
[16:19] ---
    Pe, you're not going to run?
[16:20] ---
    I'll regulate his mana till the last moment,
    when it's about to go off.
[16:25] ---
    If I do that, I should be able to save Master.
[16:28] ---
    But what will happen to you?
[16:31] ---
    Will you die?
[16:33] ---
    I suppose so.
[16:35] ---
    You can't do that!
[16:36] ---
    You're just choosing to sacrifice yourselves
    because that's what boys think is cool!
[16:41] ---
    Then tell the Master he's wrong,
[16:46] ---
    after the "story of the Gods" has been ended.
[16:50] ---
    Pe...
[16:55] ---
    Hold on to that for me.
[16:56] ---
    Sorry it's nothing great.
[16:59] ---
    Pe!
[17:04] ---
    I'll do what I can for Acchan.
[17:08] ---
    Keena?
[17:10] ---
    I'm fine, Acchan!
[17:18] ---
    Who are you?
[17:20] ---
    I'm me...
[17:21] ---
    Another you.
[17:24] ---
    Another me?
[17:25] ---
    Yes. The me that is eternal,
    even if you die.
[17:30] ---
    So people who need me
    for something kill you,
[17:34] ---
    hoping you'll enter the body of
    someone fitting their purposes.
[17:39] ---
    What can you do?
[17:41] ---
    I want to fulfill what the two who
    fell in love with me wish for.
[17:48] ---
    Yeah!
[17:50] ---
    I want to give peace to
    the time traveler's soul.
[17:53] ---
    You mean Bouichirou?
[17:55] ---
    His wish was that the women I used to be
    gained happiness in the future.
[18:00] ---
    To make that happen,
    he tried to control the Gods.
[18:04] ---
    What about Acchan?
[18:07] ---
    Let's rewrite the story a little,
[18:10] ---
    so he can go back to living as he was.
[18:14] ---
    I wonder if Acchan would really like that.
[18:17] ---
    I don't know.
[18:19] ---
    I imagine there's an even
    deeper fate waiting for him.
[18:23] ---
    Acchan will be fine!
[18:25] ---
    That makes me feel better.
[18:28] ---
    Compared to a story that's written beforehand,
    human history is so beautiful, it leaves you speechless.
[19:03] ---
    Hey!
[19:10] ---
    I see...
[19:11] ---
    So you destroyed the God Suhara.
[19:13] ---
    I'm sorry I wasn't able to keep my promise.
[19:16] ---
    Oh, that? Don't worry about it.
[19:18] ---
    I was saying weird things, myself...
[19:21] ---
    I'm a rebel, and you're...
[19:24] ---
    I renounced my house for you.
[19:27] ---
    Huh?
[19:28] ---
    I-I mean-
[19:29] ---
    Boss!
[19:35] ---
    I'm glad you're okay!
[19:38] ---
    I'm sorry for everything.
[19:39] ---
    No, I'm really sorry...
[19:41] ---
    Ignore those guys. You need to
    do something about this!
[19:45] ---
    Who cares about the family?
[19:47] ---
    You have to do something about my
    stupid, bratty sister, mister!
[19:50] ---
    Yuuko?
[19:51] ---
    You're okay with touching him?
[19:55] ---
    Are you so jealous that you can't
    even let me touch him?
[19:58] ---
    What's going on?
[20:00] ---
    My sister went nuts when you
    refused her marriage proposal,
[20:03] ---
    but she really loves you!
[20:05] ---
    M-Maybe I did, but...
    He's kind of a demon lord!
[20:08] ---
    A demon lord?
[20:09] ---
    Oh, you mean the one that
    died in the explosion.
[20:12] ---
    As a disciplinary committee member,
    Akuto helped defeat the demon lord.
[20:17] ---
    He's pretty cool!
[20:18] ---
    If you don't want him, maybe I'll take a shot.
[20:22] ---
    B-Boss?
[20:24] ---
    D-Does this mean...
[20:32] ---
    The battle happened...
[20:35] ---
    But Yuuko's version of events runs
    differently than what we remember.
[20:41] ---
    I found the rest, but I just
    can't find my panties.
[20:44] ---
    Oh, man...
[20:46] ---
    Lord Akuto!
[20:48] ---
    You're alive!
[20:49] ---
    I'll aid you, in your future endeavors
    to conquer the world!
[20:55] ---
    I guess you're the same as ever.
[20:57] ---
    What does that mean?
[21:00] ---
    What trick did you use?
[21:02] ---
    President...
[21:04] ---
    I didn't do anything.
[21:06] ---
    Hmm...
[21:08] ---
    Your grandmother took
    very good care of me.
[21:10] ---
    You're safe!
[21:11] ---
    That's great!
[21:12] ---
    It seems like everyone's memory has altered,
    except for those of the people here.
[21:18] ---
    Everyone's?
[21:21] ---
    I'm hungry. Let's eat!
[21:26] ---
    We should probably tell her...
[21:28] ---
    Who knows?
[21:31] ---
    Good morning.
[21:32] ---
    Morning.
[21:34] ---
    Is your mission to observe me still ongoing?
[21:36] ---
    I have no orders...
[21:39] ---
    But I'll stay here for a while.
[21:43] ---
    I'd like to research a few things regarding
    the large-scale information alteration.
[21:51] ---
    Today, my new life starts.
[21:55] ---
    It's all due to you, Peterhausen.
[21:59] ---
    Wanna partner with me?
[22:01] ---
    Thanks, Junko.
[22:03] ---
    After everything that happened,
    don't use my first name!
[22:07] ---
    Sorry, Hattori.
[22:08] ---
    I-I mean... If that's what you want
    to call me, that's fine, too...
[22:13] ---
    Thanks.
[22:15] ---
    D-Dummy... If you weren't a
    demon lord, I would have...
[22:20] ---
    So... Let's...
[22:24] ---
    Don't make me say that!
[22:26] ---
    Hey, were you the one who
    changed everyone's memories?
[22:30] ---
    It wasn't me,
[22:32] ---
    but it was.
[22:33] ---
    What?
[22:34] ---
    Who cares?
[22:36] ---
    It ended up all right.
[22:38] ---
    You must be kidding!
[22:40] ---
    Akuto has to rise as a demon lord again!
[22:43] ---
    I'd like to get a rise out of
    a different part of him, too!
[22:43] ---
    Fujiko, you've grown up to be so bad.
[22:47] ---
    We've taken down the demon lord,
    and everything is peaceful.
[22:50] ---
    Speaking of which,
    where were you during that fight?
[22:54] ---
    Hmm? I ran far away.
[22:57] ---
    That's our prez.
[23:00] ---
    She spoke!
[23:01] ---
    That's all for class! We'll have our regular physical
    examination, so get to the nurse's office.
[23:08] ---
    Now that I think about it, my life started taking
    a turn for the worse when I was here last time.
[23:13] ---
    He said I'd be a future demon lord.
[23:16] ---
    Future occupation:
[23:19] ---
    Demon lord!
[23:20] ---
    W-Wait just a second!
[23:25] ---
    What? That didn't happen when
    he transferred here!
[23:28] ---
    How many times are you going to betray me?
[23:32] ---
    That's my Boss!
[23:34] ---
    Wait!
[23:35] ---
    That's not it!
SIGN    All Done?
[23:38] ---
    Why did it turn out like this?!
SIGN    Ichiban Ushiro no
SIGN    Daimaou