E8 - Body Moving! Walk One Dog and More Will Follow

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[00:04] Edward
    What is your position within the
    White Pegasus Company, gentlemen?
[00:10] Noin
    We're in charge of looking for MOParts...
[00:14] Edward
    But you have an official title, as normal
    employees, for appearances' sake.
[00:18] Perch
    I believe we're co-chief assistant managers
    to promotional sales section 2
[00:23] Perch
    of the pet supply department's
    dedicated dog products division.
[00:26] Noin
    Yeah, what he said.
[00:28] Edward
    I'd like you to perform a task
    more aligned with that title.
[00:31] Edward
    We're going to be holding a dog show.
[00:34] Noin
    A dog show, sir?
[00:37] Edward
    It seems the staff of Monthly Moso 
    Science has a dog of their own,
[00:42] Edward
    so we'll be using the show
     as bait to lure them
[00:44] Edward
    to a specially prepared venue
    and take their MOParts.
[00:47] Perch
    Then we're setting a trap.
[00:49] Edward
    Once we've got their MOParts,
[00:52] Edward
    it will only be a matter of time
    until the Continent of Mo rises again.
[00:56] Perch
    Boss, when the Mo Continent
    is back, well... will we...
[01:02] Edward
    Of course. Half the continent
    will be yours, as I promised.
[01:09] Both
    Yeah!
SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN    Issue 8:
    
    
    
    Body Moving!
    
    
    
    Walk One Dog and More Will Follow
[02:51] Noin
    This company really makes
    a bunch of different stuff, huh?
[02:56] Perch
    How about this as a prize for the dog show?
[03:00] Noin
    Well, what is it?
[03:02] Perch
    I know! We'll say it's a trophy!
[03:06] Noin
    Can we do that?
[03:08] Perch
    He said we could use anything in storage.
[03:11] Noin
    I guess you're right.
[03:16] Nancy
    Your problem is you're too wishy-washy!
[03:19] Nancy
    I can't believe you blew your chance
    at the matchmaking party!
[03:22] Taro
    That wasn't exactly what happened...
[03:24] Nancy
    Do you know what the difference is
    between popular and unpopular men?
[03:28] Nancy
    It's confidence! That's it!
    You have to be unwavering!
[03:32] Nancy
    No half measures!
[03:35] Nancy
    You need to get your act together
    if you expect me to find you anyone!
[03:47] Woman
    Marron, wait!
[03:48] Man
    Hey!
[03:51] Man
    Y-Your dog is cute.
[03:53] Woman
    Yours is very nice, too.
[03:55] Man
    Do you live around here?
[03:57] Woman
    Yes.
[03:57] Man
    Well, maybe I'll see you around.
[03:59] Woman
    Right. Maybe we can chat more then.
[04:02] Taro
    How could I have been so blind...?
[04:07] Goro
    Can you be more specific, Jiro?
[04:10] Jiro
    Like I told you, if I try to
    remember more, it's all fuzzy.
[04:16] Jiro
    There was something like a war
    between heaven and earth...
[04:18] Jiro
    And that's all I can really remember.
[04:21] Goro
    But in terms of specifics...
[04:24] Jiro
    Look, I'd love it if I knew more, myself.
[04:31] Jiro
    "Dreams are the last gasps
    of memories on the verge of fading.
SIGN    Dreams are
    the last gasps
     of memories
    on the verge
    of fading.
    Have the dog
    face west while
    the tail
    faces east.
[04:35] Jiro
    Have the dog face west
    while the tail faces east."
[04:40] Taro
    What're you guys doing?
[04:41] Goro
    I was hoping Jiro would remember
    more about the Mo Continent.
[04:48] Taro
    Where's Saburo?
[04:50] Jiro
    Over there.
[04:55] Taro
    Hey, Saburo!
[04:57] Taro
    Let's go for a walk, buddy!
[04:59] Jiro
    You never take Saburo for walks, Taro.
[05:03] Taro
    I realized something today!
    When you walk a dog...
[05:06] Taro
    You're creating a chance
    for a romantic encounter!
[05:10] Jiro
    It's true that having a dog can break
    the ice with strangers, but...
[05:15] Jiro
    Does that kind of thing ever go anywhere?
[05:18] Taro
    The first step is actually meeting someone!
[05:21] Jiro
    You still haven't given up yet, huh?
[05:23] Goro
    Could we please just discuss
    the Mo Continent?!
[05:27] Taro
    No, Saburo, this way!
[05:30] Taro
    Let's head... over there, come on!
[05:38] Taro
    G-Good afternoon.
[05:40] Lady
    Good afternoon.
[05:42] Lady
    Oh, stop that!
[05:45] Taro
    What a cute dog.
[05:47] Lady
    Yours is lovely, too.
[05:49] Taro
    Oh, I dunno about that...
[05:54] Taro
    Would you settle down, Saburo?!
[05:57] Lady
    His coat is wonderful.
[05:58] Taro
    Y-Yeah?
[05:59] Lady
    I make sure Fernandez never misses
    his three weekly treatments.
[06:04] Lady
    What's your routine?
[06:05] Taro
    Uh, well...
[06:07] Lady 2
    Oh, it's been ages!
[06:08] Lady
    Hi! How have you been?
[06:10] Taro
    Hey there.
[06:14] Lady 2
    Have you tried that new line of dog food?
[06:17] Lady
    My little one's a little too picky an eater...
[06:20] Middle Aged
    Hello, everyone.
[06:21] Lady 2
    Oh, I haven't seen you lately.
[06:24] Middle Aged
    I'm glad to see you're all doing well.
[06:30] Lady
    Did you hear about the
     immunization drive at the park?
[06:33] Middle Aged
    Oh, yes, the vet running it
    is really talented.
[06:35] Lady 2
    My baby really hates needles, though...
[06:39] Taro
    I couldn't hang with all
     the dog person talk...
[06:45] Taro
    It's hard getting past the first stage.
[06:48] Jiro
    Especially considering
    you're not really a dog-lover.
[06:51] Taro
    Yeah. I only interact with one
    because I work here.
[06:55] Goro
    Right... on the M shelf.
    There should be a file...
[06:59] Goro
    You threw it out?! Whatever the heck for?!
[07:03] Catherine
    Something just showed up
    in the mail for editorial.
[07:06] Taro
    Go ahead and open it, Chief.
[07:09] Catherine
    Seems like a bore, so I'd rather not.
[07:11] Taro
    Aw, come on...
[07:12] Taro
    Wait. This is from the White
    Pegasus Company...
SIGN    Lucky Color:
    Red
    Dreams are
    your wishes
    for the future.
    Make sure
    that your
    dog does
    not bite 
    the hand
    that feeds it.
[07:17] Catherine
    "Dreams are your wishes for the future.
[07:19] Catherine
    Make sure that your dog does not bite
    the hand that feeds it."
[07:20] Goro
    Look, I understand, but...
[07:22] Goro
    Is there nothing else
     that can be done? Please!
[07:24] Catherine
    It's yours now.
SIGN    First-Ever Most City
    Dog Show
[07:26] Taro
    What's this?
[07:27] Taro
    A dog collar, a letter, and a flier...
[07:30] Jiro
    "The first-ever Most City Dog Show...
[07:30] Sign
    First-Ever Most City
    Dog Show
[07:34] Jiro
    The winning dog will receive
    a prize and a trophy."
[07:37] Taro
    They say we're invited as the 
    staff of Monthly Moso Science.
[07:42] Taro
    The collar is... "a special product we've
    produced to emphasize your dog's charms"?
[07:48] Jiro
    What do you think?
[07:50] Taro
    She'd probably want us to cover it,
    but this seems like a drag.
[07:53] Taro
    Plus, it's run by the White Pegasus Company.
    You guys keep saying they're sketchy.
[07:58] Jiro
    True, they are.
[08:02] Jiro
    What's up, Saburo?
    You want to enter the contest?
[08:09] Jiro
    I think he does.
[08:10] Taro
    So let him.
[08:12] Jiro
    You don't think you could meet anyone there?
[08:16] Taro
    But if it doesn't go anywhere...
[08:19] Jiro
    Well, that settles it. Nothing
    ventured, nothing gained, right?
[08:23] Jiro
    Saburo! Wanna try this collar on?
[08:28] Jiro
    Okay, you don't have to.
[08:29] Goro
    Well, please look into it.
[08:33] Goro
    What's going on, now?
[08:38] Sign
    First-Ever
    Most City Dog Show
[08:39] Noin
    I'm Kuro!
[08:40] Perch
    And I'm Shiro!
[08:42] Both
    And together we are...
[08:44] Noin
    The lapdogs from hell!
[08:45] Perch
    What the heck?!
[08:47] Both
    Thanks for coming!
[08:49] Both
    Now, please make your way inside!
[08:57] Perch
    We'll just need to check your bags!
[09:00] Perch
    Please leave them with us.
[09:03] Guests
    Okay.
[09:04] Guests
    Here you go.
[09:05] Guests
    Take good care of it.
[09:06] Both
    Not what we meant...!
[09:11] Atsumi
    Good morning, everyone!
    I'll be your MC for today's festivities.
[09:15] Atsumi
    I'm Atsumi Seiichiro, a freelance presenter.
[09:18] Noin
    I'm Kuro, his assistant!
[09:20] Perch
    And I'm Shiro!
[09:21] Both
    And together we are...
[09:23] Atsumi
    Now let's begin the first-ever
    Most City Dog Show!
[09:34] Taro
    Didn't expect a crowd like this.
[09:37] Jiro
    Hey, look at that dog!
[09:41] Jiro
    It's the same collar...
[09:44] Taro
    Whoa, this one is cool too!
[09:47] Goro
    There's something about that one that
    goes beyond "cuteness" and into "alien."
[09:51] Taro
    I wonder if it's the collars
    making them look so wild.
[09:54] Goro
    That is impressive!
[09:55] Goro
    Oh, how over-scientific!
[09:59] Atsumi
    Now, if all owners could escort
    their dogs to the starting line
[10:04] Atsumi
    while the audience takes their seats.
[10:07] Atsumi
    Our contestants will compete in a triathlon
    of running, swimming, and obstacle courses.
[10:12] Atsumi
    Whoever comes out on top
    will receive a luxury prize!
[10:17] Goro
    There appear to be press seats
    we were invited to use.
[10:20] Perch
    Over here!
[10:22] Perch
    Here are your special seats!
[10:25] Goro
    Front row seats?
[10:27] Jiro
    It'd be easier to see the
    whole thing from further back.
[10:30] Taro
    Looks like there's no assigned seats
    anyway, so let's just sit wherever.
[10:35] Perch
    But you're supposed to sit here!
[10:38] Taro
    Don't mind us!
[10:42] Noin
    Why won't these punks sit
    in their special seats?
[10:45] Perch
    Our special "rest in peace"
    seating is wasted now!
[10:49] Atsumi
    Now, if you'll take your positions...
[10:51] Atsumi
    Ready? Dog-go!
[10:55] Atsumi
    Now, if you'll take your positions...
[10:58] Atsumi
    Ready? Dog-go!
[11:01] Atsumi
    And they're off. The inaugural
    Most City Dog Show...
[11:05] Owner 1
    Go, Idol!
[11:05] Atsumi
    First up is running!
    An act synonymous with dogs!
[11:07] Owner 2
    You've got this, Bludo!
[11:09] Atsumi
    They'll be competing in land speed first!
[11:09] Owner 3
    Prince!
[11:11] Taro
    Where's Saburo?
[11:14] Taro
    Man, I can't see him anywhere.
[11:20] Goro
    In the center!
    He's in the middle of the pack!
[11:24] Taro
    Get 'em, Saburo! Go, go, go!
[11:28] Atsumi
    And after running comes swimming!
    Another well-known dog activity!
[11:32] Atsumi
    The leading group is diving in!
[11:34] Atsumi
    Idol is in first place,
    and dog-paddling her way along!
[11:37] Atsumi
    But we've got someone cutting
    through the water behind her!
[11:40] Atsumi
    A dog, somehow doing a butterfly stroke!
[11:44] Atsumi
    And here's a dog who's managed a front crawl!
[11:46] Atsumi
    It looks like these two are
    battling it out for first place!
[11:51] Atsumi
    No, we've got another moving up the ranks!
[11:56] Atsumi
    This dog seems to have mastered
    ancient Japanese martial swimming!
[11:59] Taro
    Go, go, Saburo! Take 'em down,
    take 'em down, Saburo!
[12:03] Owner 2
    Bludo!
[12:04] Owner 3
    Prince!
[12:05] Owner 1
    Idol!
[12:08] Atsumi
    And after the swim, the dogs will be
    encountering this obstacle course!
[12:11] Atsumi
    What better way to test their agility?!
[12:14] Atsumi
    The leading quartet has put a lot of
    distance between them and the others,
[12:17] Atsumi
    with a four-way battle for the lead!
[12:22] Trio
    Saburo!
[12:24] Owner 2
    Get 'em, Bludo!
[12:32] Atsumi
    Bludo, currently in the lead,
    takes to the dance stage!
[12:35] Atsumi
    Now, let's see his moves!
[12:37] Atsumi
    Start the music!
[12:53] Owner 2
    Bludo...
[12:55] Atsumi
    Next is our second place contestant...
[13:03] Atsumi
    Now look at that! Magnificent!
[13:09] Taro
    Yeah!
[13:11] Jiro
    I didn't know he could do that.
[13:30] Atsumi
    Next up is the dog maze!
[13:31] Atsumi
    Will these pups have the wits
    to make their way to the exit?
[13:38] Owner 1
    Idol, go back!
[13:41] Owner 2
    Straight on through, Bludo!
[13:42] Owner 3
    Not that way, Prince!
[13:44] Taro
    Saburo, take the turn!
[13:46] JIro
    No, your right! On the right!
[13:49] Noin
    It's no good. We can't get to the MOParts.
[13:52] Perch
    We'll just have to draw them
    onto the stage, then.
[13:55] Noin
    Push comes to shove, we'll use
    the special judge's award.
[13:58] Atsumi
    And which pupper will be
    the first to exit the maze?
[14:02] Atsumi
    It looks like Saburo is
    the first to find his way out!
[14:07] Atsumi
    And in second is Bludo!
[14:11] Atsumi
    These two will be our competitors
    for the final round!
[14:15] Atsumi
    And the final competition is... dog sumo!
[14:19] Jiro
    Sumo... as the final stage of a dog show?
[14:25] Owner 2
    We've got this.
[14:36] Perch
    Entering from the east... Saburo!
[14:43] Perch
    Entering from the west... Bludo!
[14:49] Noin
    Time to begin.
[14:50] Noin
    Ready? And start!
[15:00] Atsumi
    This dog somehow used the neko-damashi
    technique! Saburo wins by ring-out!
[15:05] Owner 2
    Say what?!
[15:06] Taro
    Yeah, he won!
[15:08] Jiro
    You did it, Saburo!
[15:12] Atsumi
    If Saburo's owner could
    please join us on the stage.
[15:17] Atsumi
    All other contestants,
    please collect your participation prizes
[15:20] Atsumi
    on your way out of the arena.
[15:22] Atsumi
    Thank you for joining us today!
[15:31] Jiro
    Not yet!
[15:32] Taro
    How much do you think the prize will be?
[15:34] Jiro
    This place is looking kinda sparse
    for the awards ceremony.
[15:36] Goro
    The MC, Atsumi, is gone too.
[15:42] Goro
    Oh, it's Shiro and Kuro! You two
    will be presenting the prize, then?
[15:53] Jiro
    What the heck is this?
[15:59] Perch
    You're not escaping this venue now!
[16:01] Noin
    Now be good and hand over your MOParts!
[16:04] Taro
    Aw, it's you guys! This was all a trap?!
[16:07] Jiro
    They really pulled out all the stops.
[16:09] Jiro
    Saburo!
[16:11] Perch
    What's with the dog?
[16:12] Noin
    Does it actually want the trophy?
[16:15] Noin
    You can have the damn thing!
[16:40] Trio
    S-Saburo turned human?!
[16:43] Saburo
    I'm a bard from the Mo Continent.
    And this is my harp.
[16:49] Noin
    He's a Motarian too?!
[16:51] Jiro
    The pinching doesn't hurt! Am I dreaming?!
[16:53] Taro
    It hurts me plenty!
[16:55] Goro
    He said he was a bard!
[16:59] Goro
    And now we have three Motarians to your two!
[17:02] Goro
    Give up, and set us free!
[17:30] Noin
    You shouldn't think this
    is gonna go like it did before.
[17:33] Perch
    We've been working under a martial arts
    teacher to undergo harsh training!
[17:38] Noin
    Seriously harsh, man.
[17:40] Perch
    It sucked.
[17:44] (Flashback) Noin
    Gonna fall! Gonna fall!
[17:46] (Flashback) Master
    You must clear your mind!
[17:48] (Flashback) Perch
    Hot! Hot hot hot!
[17:51] (Flashback) Master
    You must empty your thoughts!
[17:54] Noin
    And with the special move we've learned,
    we're gonna beat you guys!
[17:57] Noin
    We call it...
[17:59] Noin
    Cross Over X!
[17:59] Perch
    Super Contemporary!
[18:02] Noin
    I thought it was Cross Over X?
[18:04] Perch
    Come on, we were gonna
    call it Super Contemporary.
[18:07] Noin
    But we can't use our special move
    unless our minds are in sync!
[18:11] Perch
    Which is why you need to
    contemporaneously match me!
[18:13] Noin
    No! Cross over with me!
[18:17] Saburo
    I suppose I should bless you all
    with my singing.
[18:21] Goro
    If he's a bard, perhaps he'll raise
    our stats with his singing or heal us!
[18:28] Twins
    What?!
[18:29] Saburo
    Mo, Mo, Mo...
[18:33] Saburo
    Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana!
[18:34] Goro
    That's a staple of fantasy role-playing!
[18:36] Goro
    And now, bathed in song...
[18:36] Saburo
    Ra Mo, Ra Mo!
[18:40] Saburo
    Lalala Mo!
[18:40] Goro
    You'll transform, too!
[19:12] Saburo
    Mo, Mo, Mo...
[19:15] Saburo
    Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana!
[19:19] Saburo
    Ra Mo, Ra Mo!
[19:20] Noin
    This is bad!
[19:21] Perch
    I guess we'll back off today, and
    try to sort out our special move!
[19:23] Saburo
    Lalala Mo!
[19:28] Noin
    You guys got lucky this time!
[19:31] Perch
    But next time you're in for a beating!
[19:34] Goro
    Aw, just when it was about to get good!
[19:38] Jiro
    I do not feel as if I am any more powerful.
[19:41] Jiro
    What sort of power does your song hold?
[19:46] Saburo
    This isn't a video game.
    That's not how bards work.
[19:50] Saburo
    We simply pass down a record
    of history through song.
[19:55] Saburo
    Mo, Mo, Mo!
[19:58] Saburo
    Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana!
[20:01] Saburo
    Ra Mo, Ra Mo!
[20:05] Saburo
    Lalala Mo!
[20:05] Jiro
    I remember now... I was... I was...
[20:12] Jiro
    The prince of the Mo Continent!
[20:16] Goro
    A prince?!
[20:18] Saburo
    Well, I'm glad to see you've
    remembered, Your Highness.
[20:21] Goro
    Then Saburo... do you know anything else?
[20:25] Saburo
    I do. That's why I've been
    advising you all along.
[20:29] Saburo
    Granted, as a commoner, I wasn't privy
    to what happened in the palace...
[20:38] Jiro
    Oh, so that's why he was howling
    so obnoxiously every now and then.
[20:48] Edward
    The best laid plans...
[20:51] Edward
    have come to nothing
    because of their failings.
[20:55] Edward
    You have my most sincere apologies.
[20:57] Edward
    Everything's going according
    to plan? Really?
[21:05] Goro
    I see. I don't know how I failed
    to notice this before...
[21:09] Goro
    The MOParts don't allow you to transform,
[21:12] Goro
    but rather, because you're Motarians,
    they allow you to take your original forms!
[21:16] Taro
    So, what did you remember, prince?
[21:19] Jiro
    The Continent of Mo sank
     into the sea that day...
[21:23] Jiro
    Because of the civil war that
     split the kingdom in two...
[21:27] Jiro
    Nothing more specific than that yet.
[21:31] Taro
    And he didn't seem to know any
    of the important details.
[21:36] Jiro
    I wonder what's happened
    to the Mo Continent since then.
[21:39] Goro
    About that...
[21:42] Goro
    Fourteen years ago, there was a paper
    published on the Mo Continent.
[21:47] Goro
    And it was written by...
[21:49] Goro
    Four Tune. She was
     fifteen years old at the time.
SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN    Delusional  Monthly  Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
    Well, hello there, folks.
    It's your favorite bard here.
[23:28] Saburo
    I've actually been giving subtle spoilers
    via the next episode previews all along!
[23:32] Saburo
    Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 9: 
    Mystery Moments! The Young Genius's Past.
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    The Young Genius' Past
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