Season 1 E1 - Issue 1: More than Shocking! Taro's Transformation! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Narration     It's said that there are     mysterious powers in this world [00:06] Narration     that modern science still cannot explain... SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 1                    More than Shocking!                    Taro's Transformation! [02:01] Goro     Whoa! [02:01] Owner     Hey! Cut that out! Come on, this way! [02:03] Goro     Sorry about that. SIGN    Most City     1 Morinakaro     Moriderasagaru     Iwaro Building     2nd Floor SIGN    Central Ward Business Center SIGN    Moment Marriage SIGN    Moment Marriage [02:18] Nancy     Hey, who's this? [02:20] Taro     I mean, it's pretty obviously me? [02:26] Nancy     Who are you trying to fool here? [02:29] Taro     Whoa, come on! [02:30] Taro     First of all, no one would go     for the dude in this picture! SIGN    Birthday                         Height                         Build                         Occupation                         Annual Income                         Workplace [02:33] Taro     It cuts my appeal in half. [02:36] Taro     I'm paying you a lot here, [02:38] Taro     so I expect you to use a cool picture     of me to find me a nice lady. [02:43] Nancy     Taro J. Suzuki. 28 years old. [02:45] Nancy     Occupation: part-time magazine editor. [02:49] Nancy     His ideal match is someone with a job. [02:52] Nancy     Wants to marry and start a family, [02:54] Nancy     with an aim toward becoming     a dedicated househusband, "heart mark." [02:57] Taro     Exactly! [02:59] Taro     I can't wait to be a househusband! [03:02] Taro     That's all I really want. [03:04] Taro     I don't care about looks, age, or nationality. [03:05] Taro     I just want a career girl I can     dedicate my body and soul to! [03:08] Taro     Doesn't that make me sound awesome, Nancy? [03:10] Nancy     Honestly... it makes you sound terrible. [03:14] Nancy     If you want to get married, then first of all,     you need to get your own act together. [03:17] Taro     But I don't want to work!     That's why I want to get married! [03:22] Nancy     Look, if I were to introduce my clients     to some slacker, it'd be bad for business! [03:26] Taro     Aw, come on! [03:27] Nancy     Less whining and more working! Got it?! [03:32] Taro     Man, why's everybody so dead set     on a guy who can earn? [03:38] Taro     Was it a lie that women love a domestic man? [03:41] Goro     Huh? I was just here... [03:44] Taro     Man, I wanna be a househusband ASAP! [03:45] Goro     That's odd. Which way should I be going? [03:48] Taro     Yow! [03:49] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [03:50] Goro     Pardon me! Are you all right? [03:53] Goro     You're not hurt, are you? [04:00] Goro     Oh, since we've run into each other,     I was wondering... [04:04] Goro     I'm looking for this address. [04:08] Taro     That way! Go that way! [04:11] Goro     That way, then? I should've known! [04:14] Goro     Thank you so... [04:16] Goro     Huh? [04:19] Taro     What was that guy's deal?!     That was freakin' terrifying! [04:22] Taro     Ugh, I can't run anymore. [04:24] Taro     This sucks. [04:26] Taro     Huh? That address... SIGN    Iwaro Building [04:32] Goro     This is it! [04:34] Goro     Okay. SIGN    If you need to contact editorial, SIGN    go here SIGN    Cafe "Rock" on     the first floor     of the building,     table six SIGN    See matches [04:38] Goro     "If you need to contact editorial, go here. [04:41] Goro     Cafe Rock on the first floor     of the building, table six..." [04:51] Goro     Pardon me! [04:53] Goro     Hey... [04:56] Goro     Is there really no one around? [05:07] Jiro     Hey, did you hear something     coming from upstairs? [05:10] Rock     Naw. [05:11] Jiro     Maybe it's Taro? Probably not, though. [05:15] Jiro     Ugh, I'm so bored! I wish     something fun would happen. [05:28] Goro     Another dog?! [05:30] Jiro     Quiet, Saburo! [05:33] Jiro     You okay? [05:35] Goro     Uh, yes. Just a bit surprised. [05:40] Goro     I know! Tell me, son, are there     any adults I could talk to here? [05:45] Jiro     Why? [05:47] Goro     I've got business with Monthly Moso Science's     editorial department, on the second floor, [05:51] Goro     but a sign said to go to     table six in this cafe... [05:54] Jiro     Then let's hear it. [05:56] Goro     Come on, son, I'm not sure     you'd understand what I mean. [06:01] Goro     Actually, shouldn't you be in school?     What are you doing here? [06:05] Goro     Where are your parents? [06:08] Jiro     I don't think I wanna discuss anything     with a guy who has corns on his big toes. [06:12] Goro     How'd you know about my corns?! [06:17] Taro     Man, I'm exhausted. [06:22] Goro     Oh, thank you for earlier. [06:25] Taro     You really did come here! [06:27] Jiro     What, do you know him? [06:29] Taro     What do you want with our editorial staff?! [06:31] Goro     Then you're actually... SIGN    The Man-Faced Fish, Discovered! SIGN    Infiltrating the Tsuchinoko's Palace! [06:35] Goro     an editor for Monthly Moso Science?! [06:38] Taro     A-A-And what if I am?! [06:40] Goro     I'm terribly sorry. Let me give you my card. [06:46] Goro     Huh? Where did he go? [06:48] Jiro     To the bathroom? [06:49] Goro     It must have been an emergency. [06:51] Jiro     I don't think so.     Maybe I should check on him. SIGN    Bathroom [06:56] Jiro     Hey, Taro, did you see     something scary with him? [07:00] Taro     Scary doesn't begin to describe it! [07:02] Taro     I bet he's got really nasty     karma from a past life, [07:05] Taro     like from trying to annihilate     humanity, or something! SIGN    Science Laboratories SIGN    Researcher SIGN    Goro Sato [07:14] Jiro     So you're a scientist     from Science Laboratories. [07:17] Jiro     One of the elite. [07:18] Goro     Now, son, about your friend... [07:21] Jiro     How about you stop     that "son" stuff right now? [07:23] Jiro     My name is Jiro. [07:26] Jiro     And order something, because this is a cafe. [07:29] Goro     O-Okay. [07:33] Goro     Tell me, so—er, Jiro-kun,     does your family own this place? [07:37] Goro     Are you helping out? [07:39] Jiro     Stop treating me like a child. [07:41] Goro     Sorry. [07:42] Jiro     I help out here every now and then     because I owe the owner, [07:47] Jiro     but I'm an assistant at Monthly Moso Science. [07:51] Goro     You are?! [07:51] Jiro     Are you ready to order? [07:53] Goro     W-Well, I'll take a cream soda... [07:58] Jiro     I'll hear you out,     but it'll have to wait a sec. [08:01] Jiro     Master! One cream soda! [08:05] Rock     You got it. [08:06] Goro     Oh, there's someone else working here. [08:09] Goro     What is this? A fortune-telling machine? [08:11] Goro     I guess I can try it. [08:17] Goro     Let's see. SIGN    Super Bad SIGN    Oh man,     you're in     big, big,     biiiiiiiiig     trouble! [08:21] Goro     Huh? [08:24] Jiro     Here you are. [08:27] Jiro     So, what's this story you have for us? [08:32] Goro     Well... Have you heard of the Mo Continent? [08:36] Jiro     Nope. What is it? [08:38] Goro     That makes sense. Considering your age... [08:41] Goro     Er, I didn't mean it that way! [08:44] Goro     It used to be a topic of     conversation a fair while back. [08:48] Goro     My late great-grandmother used to     mention it from time to time. [08:53] Jiro     And where exactly is this continent? [08:55] Goro     It doesn't exist anymore. [08:57] Goro     Well, to be honest, there are doubts     about whether it existed at all. [09:02] Jiro     What do you mean? [09:04] Goro     A lot of it has to do with     the mysteries surrounding it. [09:08] Goro     The Mo Continent was said     to be home to the Motarians, [09:12] Goro     who wielded power beyond human conception. [09:14] Goro     They ruled over the world with     their highly advanced civilization, [09:17] Goro     and in their glory,      guided humanity, or so it's said. [09:22] Goro     But then, suddenly, the entire continent     sank into the sea overnight, [09:26] Goro     and the advanced civilization     of the Motarians was no more. [09:31] Jiro     Out of nowhere, just like that? [09:33] Goro     Out of nowhere, just like that. [09:34] Jiro     Sounds weird. [09:37] Jiro     If these people were so advanced, [09:39] Jiro     why couldn't they keep     their continent from sinking? [09:42] Goro     That's the thing! [09:44] Goro     And why would they all sink     along with the continent? [09:47] Goro     That might be the biggest mystery. [09:49] Goro     All of the literature I could find     regarding it here in Most City [09:52] Goro     is missing pieces from over the ages     or has been overwritten. [09:56] Goro     None of it can be considered trustworthy. [10:01] Goro     It's as if someone doesn't     want the truth to be found. [10:04] Goro     Even I used to think the Mo     Continent was a kind of fable. [10:10] Goro     Until I found it. [10:17] Goro     And what I found was... [10:20] Goro     one of the MOParts! [10:24] Jiro     Mo what now? [10:26] Goro     MOParts! [10:27] Goro     Mysterious artifacts believed     to come from the Mo Continent! [10:29] Goro     Upon examination, they were clearly made [10:31] Goro     from unknown elements with an     unidentified atomic structure, [10:33] Goro     but the real shocker is that they     seemed to have been mentioned [10:35] Goro     in some of the material that I had seen     that referenced the Mo Continent! [10:37] Goro     I believe this discovery could turn science— [10:40] Goro     no, global history itself on its head! [10:42] Goro     And so I quickly put together this paper! [10:46] Goro     And when I was getting ready     to present it academically... [10:50] Goro     my laboratory's board of directors rejected it. [10:54] Jiro     Maybe it was too much writing for them? [10:56] Goro     I believe this is an appropriate     amount of material [10:58] Goro     to cover artifacts from a continent like Mo     that previously only existed speculatively... [11:02] Goro     Plus, the board seemed very interested [11:05] Goro     when I originally announced     I had discovered a mystery material... [11:09] Goro     right up until I proved the connection     to the Mo Continent. [11:13] Goro     And when I asked why it had been rejected,     they wouldn't tell me anything. [11:17] Goro     That was when I saw Monthly     Moso Science in a bookstore [11:21] Goro     and thought you might be interested! [11:23] Jiro     We're not exactly a rigorous scientific     journal. You sure about this? [11:27] Goro     Oh, don't say that! I've read a number     of your back issues, [11:30] Goro     and I believe a fair bit of your material     may be related to the Mo Continent. [11:34] Goro     The man-faced fish from     this month's cover story SIGN    Finally Discovered!      The Man-Faced Fish!!! [11:36] Goro     is referred to in the Mo Continent     documents I've seen! [11:39] Jiro     I... see. [11:41] Goro     If you agree to print my story,     I'm willing to show you the MOPart. [11:44] Jiro     You have it with you?! [11:46] Goro     You'll be a believer, too, after seeing this! [11:53] Taro     Bwha—?! [11:54] Goro     Just look at that shine! [11:58] Taro     Dude, what did you bring in here?! [12:00] Taro     That's gotta be dangerous! [12:03] Goro     Do you understand how     amazing it is?! What a relief! [12:07] Goro     It's so wonderful to meet     someone else who gets it! [12:08] Taro     Stay back! I mean it! [12:12] Taro     We are not running this story! Hell no! [12:15] Goro     But— [12:16] Taro     Goodbye! [12:19] Taro     Man, that was a close one. [12:21] Jiro     You sure about this, Taro? [12:23] Taro     Yeah, I'm sure! You don't need     to worry about his story, Jiro. [12:26] Jiro     He didn't pay for his cream soda yet. [12:31] Taro     I'll pay, then! [12:34] Taro     Aw, man, this is too much. [12:38] Taro     I'm gonna need three days off. [12:39] Jiro     What is it, Saburo?     You want me to heal Taro? [12:42] Taro     How did I get wrapped up in such a mess? [12:44] Jiro     No way. [12:45] Taro     Maybe I'm getting too old for this. SIGN    The Relationship Between the New Element SIGN    and the Existence of the Mo Continent SIGN    Goro Sato [12:47] Jiro     He forgot it... [12:50] Goro     So much for that. I sure wish     I could find some way to publish it. [12:57] Perch     You're sure that's him? [12:59] Noin     Then let's get to work. [13:07] Jiro     The Mo Continent and MOParts, huh... [13:10] Taro     Are you still reading that sketchy crap? [13:13] Jiro     He did a pretty good job putting it together.     And there's a ton of data. [13:17] Taro     Doesn't matter. I am not getting involved. [13:20] Jiro     But if you feel so strongly about it... [13:23] Taro     That's exactly why. [13:25] Taro     I just write whatever so that I can secure     a bare minimum of living expenses. [13:31] Taro     I want to live life without     taking any unnecessary risks. [13:34] Taro     Just like Old Man Rock, the cafe's owner. [13:40] Taro     Besides, I'm only doing this job     until I get married, anyway. [13:46] Jiro     What's wrong, Saburo?     What's the newspaper for? SIGN    Life Saved by Big Bag SIGN    Goro Sato [13:50] Jiro     Isn't that... [13:51] Taro     What is it? [13:53] Jiro     That elite scientist who wrote     this paper was in the news. [13:56] Taro     Did he do something? [13:58] Jiro     It says he almost got hit by a car. [14:01] Jiro     "The victim, Goro Sato (18),     was having trouble walking [14:06] Jiro     due to having corns     on both of his big toes." [14:09] Jiro     "Stricken with sudden stomach pains, [14:11] Jiro     he was crossing the street     in search of a bathroom [14:14] Jiro     when he was struck by a vehicle     that had run a red light, [14:16] Jiro     but was miraculously unharmed due     to the large backpack he was wearing [14:19] Jiro     acting as a cushion." [14:22] Jiro     You think that might've been     because of the MOPart he has? [14:26] Taro     Yeah. He's probably cursed. [14:28] Jiro     Having corns on both feet...     that does seem really bad. [14:31] Taro     That's what caught your attention? [14:33] Rock     Those things really hurt, let me tell you. [14:39] Rock     Yeah, yeah, yeah... [14:42] Rock     Yeah? This is Cafe Rock. [14:44] Rock     One moment, please. [14:46] Rock     Taro, it's your editor-in-chief. [14:49] Taro     Ugh, Catherine? [14:53] Taro     Hello? [14:55] Catherine     You boys have quite the story     on your hands, don't you? [14:59] Taro     Uh, I have no idea what     you're talking abou— [15:03] Catherine     It sounds fascinating. [15:04] Catherine     I want you to look into     that scientist's story. [15:08] Taro     Seriously? [15:09] Taro     I mean, we don't really need to.     I can find another story to— [15:11] Catherine     Listen. [15:12] Catherine     Our readers are already tired     of your flippantly delusional articles. [15:17] Catherine     I want this story. [15:19] Taro     But— [15:21] Taro     Aw, come on... [15:23] Jiro     What'd Catherine want? [15:25] Taro     She says we have to do a story     on that scientist's paper. [15:30] Jiro     How'd she know? [15:31] Taro     Hell if I know. Maybe she     has the place bugged. [15:35] Taro     Man, what a drag. [15:37] Jiro     Gah! That scared me! [15:40] Jiro     Hello, this is Cafe Rock— [15:41] Goro     P-Please! You have to save me! [15:44] Jiro     Are you the scientist from before?     What happened? [15:48] Goro     W-Well... At the laboratory... [15:52] Goro     Help— [15:53] Jiro     Hello? Hello? [15:56] Taro     What was that? [15:57] Jiro     I dunno. He asked for help, and it cut off. [16:04] Taro     What? An earthquake?! [16:05] Jiro     Could it be— [16:06] Taro     Could it be what?! [16:10] Taro     Jiro! [16:11] Taro     What the heck is going on? [16:13] Jiro     Look! [16:15] Taro     Huh? That's... [16:17] Jiro     That direction... [16:20] Both     It's Science Laboratories! [16:26] Jiro     Taro, get a move on! [16:30] Taro     Wait up! [16:36] Jiro     Excuse me. We need to go inside. [16:38] Security     Not right now. There's been an explosion. SIGN    Science     Laboratories [16:43] Taro     What's up? [16:44] Jiro     He says we can't go in. [16:46] Taro     Really? Let's head back, then. [16:48] Jiro     I don't think so.     Not after coming all this way. [16:51] Jiro     What is it, Saburo? [16:54] Jiro     We can sneak in from here?     Can we make it over? [16:57] Taro     Are you serious? [16:59] Jiro     Hup... [16:59] Jiro     Nice! Now all the way up! [17:02] Jiro     I actually made it! [17:07] Jiro     Come on, Taro! [17:08] Taro     Uh, I'm gonna wait here! [17:12] Taro     Fine, fine! Damn it all. [17:15] Taro     Come on, this isn't gonna work!     I can't make it over the... [17:27] Jiro     Where do you think he is? [17:29] Taro     Are you enjoying yourself that much, Jiro? [17:33] Jiro     No, not really. [17:34] Jiro     It's just... if something happened to the     subject of a story, Catherine would get mad. [17:39] Jiro     Taro! Look over there. [17:41] Taro     Whoa, what is this? [17:44] Taro     Was the explosion here? [17:46] Jiro     You think he's still alive? [17:47] Taro     No clue. [17:51] Jiro     But why would there be     an explosion out here? [17:54] Goro     Help! [17:56] Jiro     He's alive! [17:58] Taro     And that thing is still with him... [18:04] Goro     You guys! [18:05] Goro     It's me! Goro Sato! [18:07] Taro     Whoa, whoa! Don't come at us! [18:09] Goro     Wait, wait, wait! [18:13] Goro     You came to save me! [18:16] Taro     That was actually     the last thing I wanted to do! [18:19] Taro     Ow! Watch it! Can't you run normally?! [18:22] Goro     My corns hurt too much! [18:25] Jiro     Yeowch... [18:26] Jiro     Okay. No other way around it. [18:38] Goro     The pain... is gone! [18:40] Goro     Right this way, you two! [18:42] Taro     That's a rare sight. You actually healed him. [18:45] Jiro     It's kind of an emergency! [18:47] Jiro     Come on, let's go! [18:48] Taro     He's absolutely enjoying this. [18:57] Goro     We should be safe here. [18:59] Taro     Who the hell are those people? [19:01] Goro     I'd like to know that myself! [19:02] Goro     I came to the lab, and then they attacked me! [19:05] Jiro     What about the explosion? [19:06] Goro     They caught me once     when I was on the phone. [19:09] Goro     They said, "You'd better stay put,     or we'll do this" and then, boom! [19:13] Jiro     But you still ran? [19:15] Goro     I thought they'd blow me up     either way, honestly. [19:17] Taro     You're gutsier than I figured. [19:19] Jiro     Are these guys after that MOPart of yours? [19:24] Goro     Could that be it?! [19:26] Goro     No, it has to be! [19:29] Goro     They've probably been     threatening the board, too! [19:32] Taro     Come on. You're letting your     imagination run away with you. [19:34] Taro     You could always just try and hand it over. [19:37] Goro     I can't! I've sworn to dedicate     my life to studying MOParts! [19:48] MIB A     Is this really a good idea? [19:50] MIB B     Since this is the first time, the bosses     said we should go at it kinda hard. [19:54] MIB B     Stop resisting, and hand the bag over! [19:59] Goro     You mean the MOPart?! [20:02] MIB B     Do I mean the MOPart? [20:04] MIB A     No clue. We weren't given the specifics. [20:09] MIB B     Probably, yeah! [20:10] Goro     In that case, never! [20:12] Taro     Okay, let's hand it over! [20:13] Goro     Hey! What are you saying?! [20:15] Taro     Just do it! These guys are serious! [20:18] Taro     Besides, maybe all your bad luck is coming     from that crazy crap you've got! [20:22] Taro     Giving it away would solve everything! [20:23] Goro     Never! I'm going to make it my life's work! [20:26] Taro     Just let go! [20:28] Goro     No! [20:28] Jiro     What're you two doing?! [20:29] Taro     Let go already! [20:30] Goro     Never! I will not— [20:33] MIB B     Oh, no! [20:35] Taro     I'm dead! [20:39] Goro     My MOPart! [20:41] Goro     Sorry! [21:17] Jiro     What the heck?! [21:23] Goro     I-Is that Taro-san? [21:25] Jiro     It... seems like it. [21:30] Taro     Wow! [21:31] MIB B     What is that thing?! [21:32] MIB A     No one warned us about this! [21:38] Jiro     That's going too far, Taro! Come on! [21:40] Jiro     Stop! Enough! [21:40] MIB A     Everybody run! [21:44] Jiro     He's not listening! [21:52] Noin     That's a Motarian! [21:54] Perch     What's a Motarian doing here? [21:56] Noin     Damn it! Let's go! [21:58] Perch     Wait, Noin. [21:59] Noin     But, Perch— [22:01] Perch     If a Motarian is involved, our priority     becomes informing the boss about it. [22:07] Noin     Yeah... [22:22] Edward     I see. [22:24] Edward     Then a Motarian has ruined our plan. [22:28] Perch     Yes, sir. What should we do now? [22:30] Noin     You want us to catch him, Boss?! [22:32] Edward     No, let's wait. [22:37] Edward     I've got an idea. [22:40] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [22:43] Taro     Damn it, why do I hurt all over? [22:46] Taro     It's like I've got muscle strain     across my whole body. [22:50] Jiro     So you seriously don't remember? [22:53] Taro     Don't remember what?! [22:56] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [22:59] Jiro     Welcome— [23:01] Goro     Thanks for yesterday. [23:02] Taro     Ugh, you again? What is it no— [23:06] Taro     Ow, ow, ow! [23:06] Goro     Well! Starting today, I, Goro Sato, [23:10] Goro     will be joining the Monthly     Moso Science editorial staff! [23:15] Goro     It's a pleasure to be working with you! SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     Taro, Jiro... [23:27] Saburo     If you were thinking "This is gonna     be like that movie °°°°rctica," [23:29] Saburo     this might be the perfect anime for you. [23:32] Saburo     Delusional Monthly Magazine issue 2:     Hold on a Moment, Why Are You Working Here?! SIGN    Issue 2                    Hold on a Moment,                    Why Are You Working Here?! [23:37] Saburo     We'll be howling wisely next time, too! E2 - Issue 2: Hold on a Moment, Why Are You Working Here?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Goro     Starting today, I, Goro Sato, [00:02] Goro     will be joining the Monthly     Moso Science editorial staff! [00:07] Goro     It's a pleasure to be working with you! [00:09] Both     Huh? [00:13] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... Yeow, ow, ow... [00:17] Goro     Are you all right? [00:19] Taro     Obviously not! Can't you tell? [00:22] Goro     Well, given what you did... [00:29] Goro     I can see how that'd cause     full-body muscle strain. [00:34] Jiro     He doesn't remember a thing, though. [00:37] Goro     Really? [00:39] Goro     No memory of the transformation... [00:42] Goro     That is fascinating. [00:45] Taro     What are you two babbling about, anyway? [00:48] Taro     Jiro, could you do the thing     and maybe help me out? [00:53] Goro     Oh, I've got just the solution. [00:56] Taro     What the hell's that? [00:58] Goro     A poultice with an herbal treatment for pain. [01:02] Goro     How's right here? [01:04] Taro     A little lower. [01:05] Taro     To the right. Bingo. [01:08] Goro     My dearly departed     great-grandmother used these often. [01:12] Goro     They were used on a daily basis in     the time of the Mo Continent, though. [01:17] Taro     The Mo Continent? [01:19] Taro     Oh, I remember when everyone     was putting out stories about that. [01:23] Taro     Turned out to be a load of crap. [01:26] Goro     Not so! I believe that the Mo     Continent did, in fact, exist! [01:31] Goro     It was no coincidence     that I encountered that MOPart. [01:34] Goro     I believe it to be a message     from the Mo Continent... [01:39] Goro     No, the Motarians, asking me     to uncover their hidden past! [01:43] Taro     Mowhat exactly? [01:45] Goro     Motarians! [01:46] Goro     The race that inhabited the continent of Mo,     who were said to have special powers! [01:52] Taro     Special like how? [01:56] Goro     I'm not sure. [01:57] Goro     The Motarians are believed to have gone     extinct with the loss of their continent. [02:03] Taro     What's your take on this? [02:04] Jiro     Couldn't hurt to humor him. [02:09] Goro     Regardless, I believe it to be my duty     to learn the truth of the Mo Continent! [02:13] Jiro     Oh, I need to call my matchmaker! [02:16] Jiro     Did they find me a nice lady     to marry? I sure hope so! [02:22] Jiro     Hey, how am I supposed     to use the phone now? [02:24] Goro     It's time for an editorial meeting. [02:28] Goro     We need to figure out our stories for next     month, or they won't be ready in time. [02:31] Taro     And why do you care? [02:34] Goro     Don't you remember what I just said? [02:36] Goro     I work here now. [02:38] Taro     He does? [02:39] Jiro     I dunno. [02:41] Goro     Once again, from the top, then... [02:44] Goro     I am your new coworker     starting today, Goro Sato! [02:49] Goro     Oh, it's all so over-scientific! [02:54] Jiro     Over what now? [02:58] Catherine     Good morning. Are you     boys making magic today? [03:03] Jiro     Catherine. [03:06] Goro     Good day to you, editor-in-chief! [03:08] Catherine     Oh, it's the scientist.     You're starting with us today, yes? [03:11] Goro     Yes! [03:12] Taro     Aw, come on, what is this? [03:14] Catherine     I hired him. [03:17] Catherine     Master, are you awake? [03:20] Rock     Oh, Catherine. Welcome. [03:23] Catherine     My usual, please. [03:25] Rock     Coming up. [03:33] Catherine     Thank you. [03:36] Catherine     What an aroma! [03:38] Catherine     Oh, that reminds me. We received a tip.     Something about a glowing well. [03:44] Both     A glowing well? [03:45] Catherine     I've invited the tipster to the cafe. [03:48] Catherine     They should be on the way, so hear them     out and start working on the story. [03:52] Catherine     You boys behave, now. [03:59] Jiro     A glowing well, huh? [04:01] Goro     Why, that's downright fascinating! [04:04] Goro     It couldn't be more over-scientific! [04:07] Taro     Why do you keep calling things over-whatever? [04:12] Goro     I was up late last night thinking up a new     catchphrase for Monthly Moso Science! [04:17] Goro     I'd like it to become a national phenomenon! [04:20] Taro     That's not... [04:21] Jiro     ...gonna happen, I think. [04:23] Goro     No! All trends are created through effort! [04:27] Goro     Oh, over-scientific! SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 2                    Hold on a Moment,                    Why Are You Working Here?! [06:09] Goro     I see. [06:11] Goro     A glowing well near your school's     training camp site... [06:15] Chang/Ling/Xian     Right. [06:15] Chang     The three of us are in the tennis club, [06:18] Chang     and we snuck out one night     during the training camp... [06:20] Chang     We tried to get into the mansion next door. [06:23] Ling     The older students say     the well on that property is crazy... [06:26] Ling     We wanted to check out the rumors. [06:28] Xian     So we found a well that had a cover on it. [06:31] Goro     A cover? [06:32] Chang     And after we took it off,     the inside of the well just lit up! [06:37] Jiro     It lit up? [06:39] Ling     Not just that, but then water     started shooting out like a fountain! [06:42] Jiro     It shot out? [06:44] Xian     And then there was this noise,     and the water started dancing! [06:47] Jiro     Dancing water?! [06:48] Goro     I see, I see... [06:51] Taro     Aw, come on, these kids probably     just made up some nonsense [06:54] Taro     hoping they could get a reward     for submitting a story. [06:59] Chang     But it's true! The well actually lit up! [07:02] Ling     And shot water like a fountain! [07:03] Xian     And then there was this noise,     and the water started dancing! SIGN    Drowning     Likely [07:09] Trio     You've gotta believe us! [07:11] Goro     I believe you. [07:13] Jiro     Are you serious? [07:15] Goro     I still remember the pain I felt when     no one acknowledged my research. [07:20] Goro     I decided that I would     always start by believing. [07:24] Goro     For now, we'll head to the well in question. [07:26] Goro     Could you tell us where it is? [07:28] Chang     Sure! I'll draw you a map. [07:31] Jiro     You won't be getting paid until     we've checked it out, mind you. [07:37] Goro     Let's head there right away. [07:39] Jiro     If you insist...! [07:42] Taro     You two have fun, now. [07:47] Jiro     You're not coming? [07:48] Taro     Obviously not. How am I supposed to move     when my whole body is... [07:56] Taro     Feeling better! [07:57] Jiro     Which means you can join us. [07:59] Taro     Just like that, huh? [08:03] Goro     What was that just now? [08:05] Jiro     Taro's coming too. Let's get a     move on before he changes his mind. [08:12] Taro     Gimme a break... [08:15] Goro     Let's see... According to the map, [08:19] Goro     it's right this way. [08:20] Jiro     Looks like it! [08:22] Taro     I seriously don't get why I'm here. [08:26] Goro     Do stay close by, Taro, Saburo,     so we don't get separated. [08:31] Taro     Look at the new guy, getting a big head... [08:34] Taro     Didn't you used to work for     some big-shot government lab? [08:38] Taro     And now you're at our magazine? [08:41] Goro     That does bother you, huh? [08:43] Taro     Not really, no. [08:45] Goro     To be honest, I was held responsible     for the explosion at the lab... [08:49] Goro     and removed from my position. [08:52] Goro     Which led to... [08:53] (Flashback) Catherine     Let's put the knowledge and     research you gained from that lab [08:56] (Flashback) Catherine     to work for Monthly Moso Science! [09:00] Goro     The editor-in-chief offered me a job. [09:03] Goro     I was thrilled, since I was depressed     about having lost my old one. [09:09] Taro     So, in other words,     she reeled you in with ease. [09:11] Jiro     Even though we make next     to nothing in terms of money. [09:15] Goro     I want to live up to     the chief's expectations... [09:19] Goro     With a feature on a truly over-scientific     subject for next month's issue! [09:23] Goro     Enough to increase our circulation! [09:25] Taro     And you're gonna do that writing     about a glowing well? [09:29] Goro     No, there's a much more     intriguing lead to work on! [09:34] Goro     You, namely! [09:36] Taro     Me...? [09:37] Goro     Your transformation from before... [09:39] Goro     It could only be described     as over-scientific! [09:42] Goro     I know! Could you do it again? [09:48] Taro     What's that you've got? [09:50] Goro     The MOPart I showed you the other day. [09:52] Goro     Although its shape has changed. [09:54] Taro     What?! [09:57] Taro     Cut that out! [09:59] Taro     Huh? It doesn't seem as bad... [10:02] Goro     You're not changing. I wonder why. [10:05] Taro     It's like I told you,     I don't remember any of it! [10:09] Goro     That would imply there's     some kind of trigger... [10:12] Goro     Perhaps some sort of     physiological mechanism? [10:13] Taro     That tickles! Stop! [10:15] Goro     Where could it be? Maybe here? [10:17] Jiro     I know! Maybe if you're in danger again... [10:21] Jiro     Saburo! [10:24] Goro     Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [10:26] Goro     Make him stop! Why?! [10:28] Jiro     That's enough, Saburo. [10:29] Goro     This is so painful... [10:32] Goro     Excuse me! So I just get bitten for nothing?! [10:38] Edward     Excuse me? [10:39] Edward     Most of the men are out of commission?     What's the meaning of this? [10:44] Perch     It was the Motarian we mentioned... [10:47] Noin     He seriously kicked their butts! [10:49] Edward     You two will have to recover     the MOPart yourselves, then. [10:55] Perch     Yes. Of course, boss. [10:57] Noin     We're not letting the Motarian keep it! [10:59] Edward     Begin the search at once and     relieve them of anything they have. [11:04] Both     Yes, boss. [11:20] Edward     A surviving Motarian...     That comes as a surprise. [11:26] Edward     Nothing of concern, however.     The MOParts will be mine. [11:40] Taro     Hey, are we there yet? I'm tired. [11:45] Jiro     Just a little farther. [11:47] Taro     Aw, man... [11:51] Perch     Listen up, Noin. We have them     find the MOPart first... [11:56] Noin     And then I swipe it from them! [12:03] Jiro     The map says it's around here. [12:06] Goro     I don't see a way in. [12:08] Taro     Damn, you guys walk too fast. [12:13] Goro     There's the school's training camp building,     like the students mentioned. [12:19] Jiro     Hey, Taro, do you see     anything dangerous from here? [12:25] Taro     Nothing stands out... [12:26] Goro     What do you mean by dangerous?     What are you talking about? [12:30] Taro     Too close! Get out of     my personal space, man! [12:33] Jiro     This location... could it be...? [12:36] Jiro     Below here? [12:36] Goro     You two are hiding something     from me, aren't you? [12:39] Goro     Please wait! [12:41] Taro     Give it a rest! [12:49] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [12:52] Goro     Is everyone all right? [12:54] Jiro     Yeah. [12:56] Jiro     Look... [12:58] Goro     A well! [13:06] Jiro     I guess we'll start by opening it. [13:09] Goro     Allow me, the oldest, to do the honors. [13:11] Goro     I wouldn't want to expose a child to danger! [13:15] Jiro     This is heavy...      Could you two give me a hand? [13:18] Goro     Oh, right away... [13:22] Jiro     Push when I say ready. [13:24] Jiro     Ready and... [13:28] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [13:29] Taro     Look, I'm worn out already.     Can I head back to the office? [13:35] Jiro     One more time! Ready and... [13:44] Jiro     It's almost there! Ready and... [13:47] Taro     Stop! Do not open that thing! [13:51] Jiro     Got it! [13:58] Jiro     They fell in. [14:11] Goro     Hey! [14:12] Jiro     You alive? [14:13] Taro     Please! Get me out of here! [14:17] Goro     What a relief. He seems fine. [14:19] Taro     Do I look fine to you?! Save me already! [14:23] Jiro     How do we do that, though? [14:25] Goro     I actually think I have a rope! [14:37] Perch     There, Noin. [14:38] Noin     Yeah. [14:41] Taro     This is so nasty... [14:46] Goro     There it is! [14:47] Goro     Let's pull them up with this, Jiro. [14:54] Goro     Ow, ow, ow! [14:56] Jiro     Who are you— [14:58] Perch     Not another move. [14:59] Goro     Stop that! How could you threaten a child?! [15:02] Jiro     Quit treating me like a kid! [15:04] Goro     But... [15:06] Goro     In any case, don't hurt him! [15:08] Perch     Let's live up to     the scientist's expectations... [15:11] Perch     And hurt him more, Noin. [15:14] Goro     How do you know about— [15:15] Goro     Ow! Ow! Ow! [15:25] Perch     Don't move. [15:27] Perch     I've got it right here, Noin. [15:29] Noin     And with that taken care of... [15:41] Jiro     What is this?! What just happened?! [15:48] Goro     It's just like the students said! [15:51] Jiro     What the heck?! [15:52] Perch     That bucket... could it be     the power of that MOPart? [15:57] Noin     What?! [15:59] Taro     What's with the light show?! [16:01] Taro     What is any of this?! [16:03] Taro     Oh man, where is it even coming from?! [16:06] Taro     Where'd all the water come     from?! There's so much! [16:08] Goro     What a remarkable sight! [16:10] Goro     This is exactly what     I mean by over-scientific! [16:16] Jiro     Seriously, that is not going to take off. [16:18] Goro     Magnificent! [16:21] Goro     This is guaranteed to up our circulation! [16:27] Taro     Stop having fun and help us! [16:32] Noin     I knew it. It's that bucket! [16:34] Perch     No. Look closer, Noin. [16:37] Perch     It's the decoration on the bucket. [16:42] Perch     I need you to grab it. [16:43] Noin     Consider it done, Perch. [16:46] Taro     We're falling! [16:48] Noin     Now! [16:49] Noin     They're ours! [16:50] Taro     Help! [17:09] Jiro     Wait, this is just like... [17:31] Noin     He transformed! [17:33] Jiro     I see. That's the trick. [17:36] Jiro     When it touches Taro's forehead... [17:43] Perch     Is this the MOPart? [17:45] Noin     Perch! [17:53] Perch     Noin! [17:53] Noin     Perch! [17:58] Perch     Noin! [18:07] Goro     Remarkable! That's it! Go get them! [18:10] Perch     Help! [18:21] Noin     Perch! [18:24] Noin     You okay?! [18:25] Perch     He took the... MOPart... [18:30] Noin     Perch?! [18:31] Noin     Dammit! This isn't over! [18:35] Noin     And away we go...! [18:37] Goro     All right! They left! [18:41] Goro     He changed back... [18:44] Jiro     That part works the same, too. [18:52] Sign     The Prophecies     of Mostradamus [18:52] Sign     Investigating the mystery     of the glowing well! [18:52] Sign     Is it karma? The living statue! [18:52] Sign     Space     and     Dogu Statues [18:53] Chang     Check it out. It's already in print. [18:57] Ling     You're right! It's our story! SIGN    It dances?? It sprays water!? It glows?! SIGN    This well does it all! [19:00] Sign     The cause: an over-scientific bucket! [19:00] Sign     It's so     over-     scientific! [19:00] Xiang     What's with this bit     that says "over-scientific"? [19:04] Trio     So lame! [19:08] Chang     Well, we got paid for our story,     so let's grab something to eat! [19:11] Duo     Sounds good! [19:13] Jiro     We really did get a story out of it. [19:16] Jiro     It's a good thing he believed those kids. [19:20] Taro     I don't see how it was good. Ow... [19:24] Taro     Why's my whole body hurt so bad? [19:27] Taro     Jiro, I'm begging you, do the thing you do. [19:31] Jiro     Gee, what're you talking about? [19:35] Taro     Little punk... [19:37] Taro     And could you throw that...     decoration or whatever away? [19:40] Taro     It's freaking me out. [19:46] Jiro     Did you figure anything out? [19:49] Goro     It seems different from     the first MOPart I encountered. [19:52] Goro     But based on Taro's reaction,     I'm fairly certain it is one! [19:58] Jiro     Pretty clever! [20:08] Jiro     It changed shape? [20:12] Taro     Huh? It doesn't feel creepy anymore. [20:15] Goro     Could it be...? [20:20] Goro/Jiro     It fits! [20:21] Jiro     I think those weirdos might be     after the same thing. [20:26] Goro     It seems like there's bound     to be more pieces, as well. [20:29] Goro     That being the case, if we     can collect all the MOParts... [20:33] Goro     There's likely to be some kind of     over-scientific phenomenon as a result! [20:37] Jiro     It seems like some is missing, though. [20:40] Goro     True. [20:42] Taro     What are you two blabbering about? [20:46] Jiro     Oh, right, you probably     don't remember this, Taro... [20:49] Jiro     But I figured out how to make you transform. [20:54] Goro     You did?! How does it work? [20:58] Jiro     Not gonna tell yet! [21:00] Goro     Jiro, please! [21:03] Jiro     Not yet! [21:04] Taro     Dammit, I don't wanna     transform again anyway! [21:08] Taro     Not that I remember doing it! [21:12] Perch/Noin     We're so sorry, boss. [21:15] Noin     But next time, we'll collect everything. [21:17] Perch     We're gonna get 'em! [21:18] Edward     I would certainly hope so. [21:21] Perch/Noin     Yes, boss. [21:37] Edward     To think they'd steal more MOParts... [21:45] Edward     Our plan requires gathering all of them. [21:50] Edward     And they will be mine! SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Goro     You'll find daily life awash with song! [23:28] Goro     When you're looking     for something in the fridge, [23:30] Goro     or when you can't find a missing sock... [23:32] Goro     Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 3:     More Than Just Singing?! Musical Speak?! SIGN    Issue 3:                    More Than Just Singing?!                    Musical Speak?! [23:37] Goro     You will hear our sagacious cry once again! E3 - Issue 3: More than Just Singing?! Musical Speak?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Matchmaking Service     Moment Marriage SIGN    Matchmaking Service     Moment Marriage [00:03] Taro     What? You found me a match?! [00:07] Taro     So? [00:08] Taro     Who's the future partner     you found for me? [00:12] Taro     Well?! [00:14] Nancy     Bit of a rare find. [00:16] Nancy     When it comes to earnings, employment,     or looks, she had no requirements at all. [00:20] Nancy     You might say you hit the jackpot. [00:22] Nancy     Meanwhile, she is major league     in every department. [00:27] Taro     What a lovely lady! And her name is Leah? [00:31] Nancy     Before marriage, you'll start with some dates— [00:33] Taro     A date! Okay, I need to get     my game face on for this. [00:44] Jiro     I'm back. [00:46] Jiro     What's with the getup? [00:49] Taro     I've got a date with Miss Leah! [00:51] Jiro     Miss Leah? [00:53] Goro     His matchmaker found him someone     for the first time, it seems. [00:58] Taro     Yep! This will be our first date,     and the first step to our marriage! [01:02] Taro     I'm gonna capture her heart [01:05] Taro     and finally achieve my     dream of house husbandom! [01:08] Goro     Oh, come on. You should keep working     with us, even after getting married. [01:12] Taro     Hell no. [01:14] Jiro     And where is this date, exactly? [01:17] Taro     Check it out! SIGN    Tomeo and     Omelette [01:19] Jiro     Tomeo and Omelette? [01:21] Goro     Oh, that's the show featuring     the superstar of stage, [01:25] Goro     Hananosuke, in the leading role. [01:27] Taro     Exactly! [01:29] Taro     Nancy said Leah's hobby is going to plays,     so this is the perfect date. [01:34] Taro     Oh, did I just call her Leah?! [01:37] Taro     "Leah..." [01:38] Taro     "Taro!" [01:39] Taro     "Leah." [01:40] Taro     "Taro!" [01:41] Taro     Can you imagine?! [01:44] Taro     That being the case, I got a show to catch! [01:55] Goro     He certainly seems happy. [01:57] Jiro     I hope this date falls apart. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 3:                    More Than Just Singing?!                    Musical Speak?! [03:40] Goro     I'm here 30 minutes before the agreed time. [03:42] Goro     Everything's perfect. [03:51] Edward     You understand, yes? [03:54] Edward     We can have no more failures. [03:57] Edward     This time you must collect the MOParts. [04:00] Perch+Noin     Yes, boss. SIGN    The one     waited     upon     shall     not     come [04:28] Goro     Rather strange, really... [04:31] Goro     It seems to be a completely different     material than when I first saw it. [04:37] Goro     And that duo... [04:40] Goro     Wait, that logo! [04:46] Goro     I knew I had seen it before! [04:48] Goro     It's Edward Chi's! SIGN    Edward Chi.     Born August 25th.     A resident of Most City's     Hightown. Traveled the world     during his youth because of his     parent's business. At 14, he      graduated High Society School     at the top of his class. Studied     a variety of fields at International      College including law,     engineering, and economics.     Worked at Science Laboratory     at 19 before personal      circumstances led him to resign.     Became an entrepreneur     afterwards. Two years later,     he founded the W.P. Company,     which started as a small     security firm in a single room     at first, before moving on to      packaged foods and     cosmetics along with     other... [04:51] Goro     Jiro! The duo from before... [04:54] Jiro     Stupid Taro. I hope your date stinks. [04:56] Goro     U-Uh, Jiro? [04:57] Jiro     Fail... fail... [04:59] Goro     Jiro...? [05:01] Jiro     Huh? What was I...? [05:03] Goro     Look here! [05:04] Goro     I believe that the duo we encountered     works for this company. [05:08] Jiro     Hey, that logo... The White Pegasus Company? [05:13] Goro     From what I can tell,     their operations are so diverse [05:16] Goro     it's hard to tell what they really do. [05:18] Goro     But what I can say for certain [05:20] Goro     is that they are after the MOParts as well. [05:25] Jiro     Maybe it has something to do     with Taro's transformation? [05:28] Goro     Oh, about that, the other day... [05:33] Jiro     Phone's ringing. [05:35] Taro     What's keeping her? [05:38] Taro     The show's gonna start... [05:40] Jiro     The one waited upon never came! [05:45] Taro     Aw, dammit... [05:48] Taro     How did I end up sitting     here with you, Jiro? [05:50] Jiro     What can you do? The lady     said she had to cancel. [05:55] Taro     That doesn't explain anything... [05:57] Taro     And what're you grinning about? [05:59] Taro     You a big theater fan or something? [06:01] Jiro     Uh, no, not exactly. [06:08] Taro     Gotta say, for an actor so popular,     this place isn't close to full. [06:13] Audience 1     If he starts up again... [06:15] Audience 2     It really is a bit too much. [06:17] Taro     What's "it"? [06:20] Jiro     I wonder what they mean. [06:33] Omelette     O Tomeo, wherefore art thou Tomeo? [06:39] Hananosuke     Call upon me, and henceforth,     I will always be Tomeo! [06:42] Hananosuke     And wherefore art thou Omelette? [06:45] Hananosuke     O Omelette! [06:47] Taro     That's the star, Hananosuke, right? [06:50] Jiro     Yeah. Everything seems fine so far. [06:54] Omelette     'Tis but thy name that is my enemy. [06:58] Omelette     Dear Tomeo, cast aside thy name! [07:01] Omelette     And in exchange, take all of myself. [07:06] Hananosuke     I shall do as you ask! [07:09] Hananosuke     And all that I ask in return     is you call me beloved! [07:16] Hananosuke     Do this, and it will be     as if I have been reborn! [07:22] Hananosuke     And from henceforth, I will, will, will [07:27] Hananosuke     I will never be Tomeo [07:31] Jiro     Huh? Is this a musical? [07:31] Hananosuke     Tomeo, no more [07:34] Taro     Ugh... Th-That dude... [07:37] Tomeo     I would become anything     to be with the woman I love [07:38] Taro     ...is trouble! [07:41] Jiro     Taro? [07:43] Audience 1     See! It happened again. [07:45] Audience 2     Hananosuke is ruining everything again. [07:50] Hananosuke     What light through yonder window breaks? [07:53] Hananosuke     It is the East, [07:55] Hananosuke     and Omelette is [07:59] Hananosuke     The shining sun! [08:01] Crowd     What a mess of a production. [08:03] Crowd     So awful. Maybe I should stop being his fan. [08:06] Jiro     I didn't understand a lick of that show. [08:10] Taro     Seriously, none of it sank in. [08:13] Jiro     That'd be because you passed out, Taro. [08:16] Audience 3     Hananosuke couldn't get it together again. [08:19] Audience 4     He was such a serious,     talented performer before. [08:23] Taro     Come on, let's head back. [08:27] Catherine     Hi! [08:29] Taro     Huh? Catherine? [08:31] Jiro     What gives? [08:32] Catherine     I caught the show myself. [08:35] Catherine     Our publishing group even covered     the cost of the ticket. [08:39] Taro     What? That's a thing? [08:41] Taro     We've never expensed anything before. [08:43] Catherine     More importantly, I want you to      get backstage and start digging. [08:46] Catherine     I already spoke to the staff. [08:49] Jiro     Oh, can we?! [08:50] Catherine     I mean, you did see that performance, right? [08:53] Catherine     Hananosuke's suddenly started     singing his lines at random lately, [08:57] Catherine     which is tanking his popularity. [08:59] Catherine     Seems to be quite the mess. [09:02] Taro     I actually didn't catch most of it. [09:04] Catherine     Regardless, something is going on. [09:07] Catherine     I want you to start digging, in depth,     and write something impressive. [09:10] Catherine     Anyway, I've got things to do. [09:12] Taro     Great, she dumped something on us, as usual. [09:15] Jiro     Well, we should check it out for now! SIGN    Mr. Hananosuke [09:24] Jiro     We're with the Monthly Moso     Science editorial group. [09:27] Hananosuke     Come in. [09:28] Jiro     Excuse us. [09:36] Taro     Crap, crap, crap! [09:38] Taro     I can't deal with this guy! [09:41] Goro     That was Taro! [09:44] Jiro     Huh? What're you doing here? [09:45] Goro     The chief asked me     to join in on the interview. [09:51] Jiro     So you can't control when it happens? [09:54] Hananosuke     That's right. [09:56] Hananosuke     Once the feeling comes over me,     I have no idea what's happening... [10:00] Hananosuke     Like something is controlling me, almost. [10:03] Jiro     Like possession...? [10:05] Goro     When did you start experiencing this? [10:07] Hananosuke     I think it was around three weeks ago. [10:10] Goro     Can you think of a potential     cause? Anything at all? [10:16] Hananosuke     Well... [10:17] Hananosuke     No, not really. [10:21] Jiro     And it only happens when you're on stage? [10:23] Hananosuke     No. Actually... [10:27] Hananosuke     Can I get a coffee? [10:29] Clerk     How do you like it? [10:31] Hananosuke     Like? [10:33] Hananosuke     Love! [10:35] Hananosuke     I love a coffee that is rich [10:39] Hananosuke     Rich coffee, all for me [10:41] Hananosuke     Coffee... [10:46] Hananosuke     Oh, a pond full of koi. [10:48] Hananosuke     Koi! [10:50] Hananosuke     Such rich, colorful koi-lors [10:52] Hananosuke     Swimming like a heart in love [10:58] Florist     You wanted these Lovely Princesses, right? [11:00] Hananosuke     Love?! [11:03] Hananosuke     I love, I love L-O-V-E... [11:08] Jiro     Are you noticing any kind of pattern here? [11:11] Hananosuke     Lovely, love-loo, love-lalalah! [11:12] Goro     I can say one thing... it's over-scientific! [11:17] Jiro     Don't change the subject. [11:18] Hananosuke     A lovely love-dezvous [11:22] Perch     We're gonna swipe... [11:23] Hananosuke     Love-dee-dah-doo, lovely! [11:23] Noin     ...those MOParts this time! SIGN    Central Ward                    Business Center SIGN    Most     Insurance [11:29] Taro     What do you mean she canceled her account?! SIGN    Moment     Marriage     (3F) [11:31] Taro     What happened to Leah?! [11:33] Taro     I need some kind of reason! Come on! [11:36] Nancy     Couldn't tell you. But she said     she was done trying to find someone, [11:41] Nancy     which includes you and anybody else. [11:43] Taro     She quit?! [11:45] Taro     I mean, finding a special someone     definitely requires patience. [11:49] Taro     But if that's the case, I should     probably encourage her. [11:53] Nancy     Well, she also might have found     someone on her own. [11:56] Taro     What?! [11:57] Nancy     Anyway, when a client cancels     our service, we don't question it. [12:03] Nancy     You'll have to give up     and wait for another match. [12:05] Taro     Aw, but when will that be?! [12:08] Nancy     You'd probably be swimming in matches     if you made more money. [12:17] Taro     Aw, man... [12:18] Taro     "If you made more money," my butt!     A marriage is supposed to be about love! [12:22] Taro     So where did the love go, huh?! [12:24] Jiro     Wanting to get married so you can     take it easy without working... [12:28] Jiro     You're not exactly the model     of romance yourself, Taro. [12:31] Taro     It's not like that! [12:33] Taro     I just want to support a partner     who works hard with my love! [12:38] Taro     But nobody gets it! [12:40] Taro     I can't believe we broke up already... [12:42] Jiro     You can't break up     without getting together first. [12:46] Goro     Breaking up? [12:47] Goro     That reminds me! [12:51] Jiro     You read tabloids? [12:53] Goro     Not normally, but when I was     let go from the laboratory... [12:57] Goro     This advertisement caught my attention. SIGN    Now's your chance!     It's a little weird-looking,     but it can make you happy?     Get your own stuffed kitty [13:01] Jiro     Did you actually buy it...? [13:02] Goro     I did not! But I came close. SIGN    Scoop: Hananosuke's Breakup!     A tragic end after ten years together [13:04] Goro     This is the page that I remembered, though! [13:07] Jiro     An article about Hananosuke! [13:09] Goro     Look here. [13:10] Goro     He started singing randomly at around     the same time as this breakup. [13:15] Jiro     So, his ex-girlfriend might be the cause? [13:20] Hananosuke     You knew about it, then...? [13:23] Jiro     The article's actually true? [13:25] Hananosuke     Yes. Our families objected to our marriage     due to a difference in social standing... [13:30] Hananosuke     Which resulted in us splitting up. [13:34] Jiro     And it was after that when you started     acting like you're in a musical? [13:39] Hananosuke     Right. At first, it didn't occur to me,     but thinking about it now... [13:47] Taro     I can't believe they're willing to go     right up to Hananosuke like that. [13:52] Taro     There is something super     creepy stuck to him. [13:56] Hananosuke     Thank you so much for looking into things. [14:00] Hananosuke     Oh, I know. Would you like to stay     for my final performance? [14:06] Jiro     Final? [14:08] Hananosuke     Right. I can't perform     like I used to anymore... [14:12] Hananosuke     Which is why I'm thinking     of making this my last show. [14:16] Goro     Sure, we'd love to. Right? [14:18] Jiro     Yeah... [14:21] Taro     Big pass from me. I don't     wanna get knocked out again. [14:24] Goro     We'll head on over, then. [14:27] Goro     Oh, Taro, would you mind looking     after my bag during the show? [14:33] Taro     Sure thing. [14:35] Jiro     I guess it's something psychological     stemming from the breakup...? [14:39] Goro     The fact that he starts singing     like that in his daily life... [14:43] Goro     Could it have some kind of tie     to his old girlfriend, perhaps? [14:48] Jiro     I wonder what Taro was seeing, then? [14:51] (Flashback) Taro     Th-That dude is trouble...! [14:54] (Flashback) Taro     Crap, crap, crap!     I can't deal with this guy! [14:58] Jiro     Maybe there could be some other cause. [15:02] Goro     You mean a MOPart?! [15:04] Goro     But there wasn't anything obvious... [15:29] Taro     Wait, when did that happen?! [15:32] Taro     Hey, give that back! [15:45] Noin     Dammit! [15:56] Noin     How far is this dog going to chase me?! [16:00] Omelette     O Tomeo, wherefore art thou Tomeo? [16:05] Hananosuke     Call upon me, and henceforth,     I will always be Tomeo! [16:06] Noin     Give it a rest! [16:11] Perch     Pass it here, Noin! [16:14] Jiro     Wait, what is this? [16:16] Jiro     And aren't they— [16:17] Goro     Look at that! [16:19] Goro     It's my bag! [16:20] Taro     Could you guys not just run off     with other people's stuff? [16:25] Goro     Give my bag back! [16:27] Perch     That is not happening! [16:31] Goro     My bag! [16:33] Hananosuke     I shall do as you ask! [16:37] Hananosuke     And all that I ask in return... [16:41] Audience 1     Is this a new bit? [16:43] Audience 2     Maybe they changed it up     to attract a bigger audience? [16:47] Hananosuke     Call me beloved! [16:51] Leah     Beloved...? [17:10] Audience 1     What a neat effect! [17:12] Audience 2     They're really leaning into spectacle! [17:15] Jiro     The ring... That's it!     It's the ring causing it! [17:20] Hananosuke     And from henceforth, I will, will, will... [17:24] Hananosuke     I will never be Tomeo! [17:28] Taro     My dream is to be a house husband! [17:33] Goro     Return my bag! [17:36] Noin     They've all started singing. [17:38] Perch     This might be our chance, Noin. [17:40] Noin     Yeah. [17:41] Noin     We're taking this! [17:43] Goro     I can't allow that! [17:47] Hananosuke     What light through yonder window breaks? [17:50] Hananosuke     It is the East... [17:52] Jiro     Taro! Look over here! [17:55] Taro     What's up? [18:56] Jiro     Whatever this is, it's awesome. [19:39] Perch     Noin, look. [19:41] Noin     A MOPart! [19:45] Hananosuke     I just can't forget about you.     Please, stay by my side. [19:49] Leah     Yes. We'll always be together! [19:57] Jiro     Well, I guess it all worked out? [20:08] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [20:11] Taro     Dammit, the muscle strain     is worse than usual this time. [20:17] Jiro     I guess Hananosuke's going to keep acting, [20:19] Jiro     in addition to getting married     to his girlfriend. [20:24] Taro     Wait, that's Miss Leah! [20:27] Goro     The one who canceled her match with you? [20:30] Jiro     According to the article,     after they broke up, [20:33] Jiro     she was trying to forget about Hananosuke... [20:36] (Flashback) Leah     I need to get married right away! [20:38] (Flashback) Leah     No requirements whatsoever! [20:42] Jiro     And despite looking for a match, the first date     she got ended up being at Hananosuke's show... [20:48] Jiro     Which just ended up reminding her of him,     so she decided to ditch the matchmaking. [20:55] Taro     Dammit, what the hell? [20:58] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [21:00] Jiro     And it seems like the matching rings     they bought while on vacation together [21:04] Jiro     are what caused the singing problem. [21:08] Goro     And those rings were actually a MOPart! [21:11] Goro     Oh, it's so over-scientific! [21:14] Jiro     And what happened with that MOPart? [21:17] Goro     You didn't collect it, Jiro? [21:19] Jiro     I thought you did? [21:26] Jiro     Then that means... [21:29] Edward     I finally have one. [21:31] Edward     And this will enable transformations, yes? [21:34] Duo     Yes, boss. [21:46] Edward     Making this a one-on-one     fight between Motarians... [21:49] Edward     Our victory is coming into view. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Goro     In olden times, it was spotted     at countless lakes... [23:29] Goro     To the point of becoming     a tourist attraction. [23:32] Goro     Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 4:     Monstrous Mystery?! The Secret of Loch Nuss. SIGN    Issue 4:                    Monstrous Mystery?!                    The Secret of Loch Nuss [23:37] Goro     You will hear our sagacious roar once again! E4 - Issue 4: Monstrous Mystery?! The Secret of Loch Nuss Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Taro     I figure for next month's featured article,     we can just do "Kappa Autopsies." [00:10] Goro     We just did a story about kappas. [00:13] Taro     I guess UFOs or prophecies, then. [00:15] Goro     Those were stories from the end of last year. [00:18] Taro     Why don't we put them together     for the great prophesied UFO warrior? [00:21] Goro     Why rehash old stories [00:24] Goro     when we could investigate     and put together something new? [00:27] Taro     Yeah? Like what? [00:32] Goro     What about an expose on the truth behind     the mysterious White Pegasus Company? [00:37] Taro     White Pegasus? [00:39] Goro     That duo that's been lurking     around us so much lately... [00:42] Goro     I believe they have some kind of      connection to the company. [00:45] Goro     We could learn who they are [00:47] Goro     and come up with something     for the magazine at the same time! [00:49] Catherine     It's not very Monthly Moso     Science, though, is it? [00:54] Rock     Oh, welcome. [00:57] Goro     So that's a no, chief? [01:00] Catherine     Leave that sort of thing     for the business magazines. SIGN    Now's your chance!     It's a little weird-looking,     but it can make you happy?     Get your own stuffed kitty [01:03] Catherine     We need a feature for next month's issue     that will satisfy our new advertiser. [01:08] Goro     Oh, it's the stuffed kitty     that brings happiness! [01:10] Jiro     We're getting that ad, too? [01:13] Taro     It's supposed to raise your     chances of getting married?! [01:16] Jiro     Maybe you should give it a try. [01:17] Taro     Maybe... SIGN    Lucky Color: Red     What you're     pursuing will     evade you.     If you go to     bed and rise     early, then     you'll never     be sick. [01:28] Catherine     "What you're pursuing will evade you. [01:30] Catherine     If you go to bed and rise early,     then you'll never be sick." [01:33] Catherine     Well, try and boost our sales enough     that our sponsor will be satisfied. [01:42] Taro     And how are we supposed to do     that without some kinda scoop? [01:47] Jiro     What if we did a story about     the mysterious beastman?! [01:51] Taro     What beastman? Where? [01:53] Jiro     Right here. [01:54] Goro     Oh, that is an idea! [01:56] Taro     No, it isn't! How am I a beastman?! [01:59] Goro     Because you transform into a weretiger. [02:01] Taro     Except I don't remember that happening! [02:04] Taro     And to make it worse, I wake up     with a bunch of muscle strain, [02:08] Taro     and I have no idea why. [02:09] Taro     I say no! [02:10] Jiro     Then what do we do for our feature? [02:13] Taro     "Great Prophecies of the Kappa" will be fine. [02:16] Jiro     Maybe if that'd actually boost our sales. [02:19] Goro     We really should investigate a proper story! [02:23] Taro     But White Pegasus is a no-go. [02:26] Goro     Then we'll go with Plan B: Loch Nuss! [02:28] Jiro/Taro     Loch Nuss? [02:29] Goro     We're going to search for Nussie,     the Loch Nuss Monster! SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 4:                         Monstrous Mystery?!                         The Secret of Loch Nuss SIGN    A guide for beginners     on how to camp solo SIGN    Make your     campsite     your own [04:09] Goro     The groundskeeper of the     Loch Nuss Campgrounds [04:12] Goro     claims that Nussie really does exist! [04:14] Taro     No way. [04:16] Goro     I looked into the data, and it seems     that the loch is remarkably deep, [04:21] Goro     with enough space for a dinosaur     from ancient times to hide. [04:24] Jiro     You read magazines like this, Goro? [04:26] Goro     I was curious about the article     on space pyramid tents [04:29] Goro     that are said to gather cosmic power. [04:32] Taro     Is this the part where the     groundskeeper talks about it? [04:35] Taro     "Many people have come hoping     for a glimpse of Nussie, [04:38] Taro     turning Loch Nuss into a hot     meeting spot for young couples!" [04:42] Taro     For real?! [04:44] Goro     There is something exciting     about camping trips, after all! [04:49] Taro     We're going! [04:54] Perch     Hey! [04:58] Jiro     Taro, get your license already. [05:00] Taro     Why bother? I'm gonna have     a private driver eventually. [05:04] Goro     Let's be on our way. [05:10] Noin     Do you think they're going after MOParts? [05:12] Perch     Hopefully. [05:14] Noin     How do you think they know     where to find them? [05:17] Noin     Some power of the Motarian's? [05:19] Perch     Whatever it is, if they find MOParts,     we'll be there to take them. [05:30] Goro     Let's buy our supplies up ahead. SIGN    One km ahead     Unidentified Station     Thataway SIGN    Unidentified Station -     Strange Flavors [05:36] Goro     Look at all these ingredients     I've never seen before! [05:39] Taro     I guess this is an unidentified     station for a reason... SIGN    Hot     Items [05:42] Jiro     Hey, look at this! [05:45] Jiro     I wonder how you eat it. [05:47] Goro     Should we have a barbecue? [05:49] Taro     Are you serious? [05:51] Goro     That's standard when it comes     to camping, isn't it? [05:54] Taro     You barbecue with a beer in one hand      while you're watching sports! [05:57] Taro     It's not how you show off your cooking skill! [06:00] Taro     If we're camping, we've gotta make curry! [06:02] Goro     Does curry... provide that much     of a chance to show off cooking skill? [06:06] Taro     You have no idea! [06:08] Goro     I suppose so. [06:19] Taro     Those are some weird carrots they have here. [06:22] Jiro     Curry's great and all, but     don't forget the marshmallows! [06:27] Noin     This should do it, right? [06:29] Perch     Probably. SIGN    Yakisoba     Adamski SIGN    Tasty! SIGN    Loch Nuss [06:41] Taro     There's nothing around these parts, huh? [06:43] Goro     The whole appeal of camping is to     get away from the bustle of the city! [06:48] Taro     Even accounting for that...     there's, like, nobody. [06:56] Taro     Th-This is a little too rugged! [06:58] Goro     And it bodes well! SIGN    Loch Nuss Campgrounds [07:04] Scott     Welcome to the Loch Nuss Campgrounds! [07:09] Taro     My butt hurts... [07:10] Jiro     I'm stiff all over. [07:14] Taro     Kinda noticing a lack of campers... [07:18] Scott     Well, this is the norm. [07:22] Scott     But you'll have your pick     of any site you want! [07:24] Scott     Which is nice, right? [07:26] Taro     Then... when you talked about     a bunch of people coming for Nussie [07:30] Taro     and Loch Nuss turning into     a meeting spot for young couples... [07:33] Taro     What's with the article?! [07:35] Scott     Oh, that! That was wishful     thinking on my part. [07:41] Taro     So it's fake news?! [07:42] Scott     It's not fake. It's hopeful! [07:44] Goro     Excuse me... [07:46] Goro     Then is Nussie fake—er,     hopeful thinking, too? [07:50] Scott     No. There was a witness     who said they saw her. [07:54] Goro     What a relief! [07:56] Goro     We're from a magazine called Monthly Moso     Science, and we're here to cover Nussie. [08:01] Goro     We'd love to hear all about her. [08:03] Scott     Sure, as soon as I wrap up my work. [08:06] Goro     We'll set up our tent and be waiting! [08:12] Goro     Oh, it's so over-scientific! [08:17] Goro     The space pyramid tent     that gathers cosmic power! [08:21] Jiro     You actually bought it...? [08:24] Goro     Down this goes. [08:26] Goro     I bought some additional     camping implements, too. [08:29] Goro     We should have everything we need. [08:31] Taro     Man, what a drag... [08:34] Taro     All I could find was a dude     by himself and two families. [08:37] Taro     Which means there's no chances     for me to meet anybody. [08:40] Goro     Taro, I'll leave the curry to you! [08:43] Taro     You do it. [08:46] Goro     What's wrong? [08:48] Taro     I've got no one to show off my cooking to. [08:51] Taro     I'll see if I can fish up Nussie. [08:58] Jiro     How large do you think Nussie is? [09:00] Goro     I'd say considerably since she's a dinosaur. [09:04] Jiro     I'm gonna look for her too, then! [09:09] Goro     Curry, eh? [09:15] Perch     It looks like they've started a search. [09:18] Noin     It's gotta be for MOParts! [09:22] Noin     I hope they find one fast! [09:37] Taro     This is getting creepy... [09:39] Taro     I really shouldn't have come. [09:52] Taro     Hey there. [09:54] Yasuko     Are you here to look for Nussie? [09:57] Taro     Oh, yeah! [09:59] Taro     By the way, are you on your own? [10:03] Yasuko     Nussie really does exist. [10:07] Yasuko     But no one believes me. [10:10] Taro     I could believe you... [10:12] Yasuko     Really?! That's great! [10:19] Jiro     Nussie of Loch Nuss... [10:24] Jiro     I guess it couldn't be that easy. [10:27] Jiro     Huh? [10:32] Jiro     What's he doing all by himself? [10:37] Yasuko     The oldest sightings of Nussie     date back a thousand years. [10:43] Yasuko     And they've been consistent ever since. [10:46] Taro     Have you seen her yourself, Yasuko? [10:48] Yasuko     Yes, I have. [10:57] Scott     That's a fancy tent you've got there. [10:59] Goro     If you'd like, you can absorb     the cosmic power on the inside. [11:02] Scott     Nah, I'll pass. I've got enough     weird stuff going on with Nussie. [11:08] Goro     You've seen her yourself, then, groundskeeper? [11:11] Scott     I actually haven't. [11:13] Scott     Yasuko is the one who did. [11:17] Goro     Yasuko? [11:20] Goro     And who's that? [11:22] Scott     It happened ten years ago... [11:24] Scott     Yasuko said she saw a giant     creature out in the lake. [11:30] Scott     And that it was Nussie. [11:32] Scott     But nobody believed her. [11:35] Scott     So, Yasuko set out on her own     to try and catch Nussie... [11:42] (Flashback) Yasuko     I know Nussie exists. [11:54] Scott     The next morning, I found her washed up     on the edge of the water. [12:00] (Flashback) Scott     Yasuko! [12:05] (Flashback) Yasuko     I saw... Nussie... [12:08] (Flashback) Yasuko     She really does live in Loch Nuss. [12:16] (Flashback) Yasuko     Nussie... [12:22] Yasuko     She died from the injuries I found her with. [12:27] Yasuko     Nobody has seen or heard Nussie ever since. [12:34] Yasuko     Your curry's gonna burn. [12:35] Goro     Whoa! [12:38] Scott     If you folks manage to find Nussie,     maybe Yasuko can rest in peace. [12:49] Yasuko     This way. [12:49] Yasuko     Right this way, Taro. [12:52] Taro     Where are we going, Yasuko? [12:58] Jiro     Where do you think Taro's headed? [13:08] Taro     And what are we looking at here? [13:10] Yasuko     Look into the water. [13:12] Taro     In here? [13:13] Taro     I just see rocks... [13:16] Yasuko     It's not a rock. [13:23] Jiro     What the heck is he doing? [13:25] Goro     Jiro! [13:27] Goro     What is Taro doing over there? [13:31] Jiro     I have no clue. [13:36] Taro     Huh? There's something down here... [13:41] Taro     What is this thing? [13:45] Taro     Yasuko, did you mean this? [13:46] Yasuko     That's it! [13:48] Taro     But what is it? [13:50] Yasuko     Something very important. [13:52] Yasuko     With this, you can— [13:53] Goro     Taro! [13:54] Goro     Is that a MOPart? [13:58] Taro     This thing? [13:59] Goro     If I can just take a look... [14:03] Jiro     Kinda weird for Taro to not     be made sick by a MOPart. [14:06] Goro     Perhaps it's already been purified? [14:10] Taro     Hey, Yasuko, is this thing a MOPart? [14:14] Jiro     Who are you talking to, Taro? [14:17] Goro     Yasuko? But that would be... [14:19] Noin     Hey, you dorks! [14:23] Noin     Hand the MOPart over! [14:25] Goro     It's that duo again! [14:27] Perch     Hand it over if you know     what's good for you. [14:31] Taro     This thing is important to Yasuko! [14:33] Taro     I'm not letting you clowns touch it! [14:36] Noin     Then I'll just have to show you... [14:39] Noin     who you're dealing with! [14:41] Goro     That's the MOPart from before! [14:43] Jiro     Then they really did steal it! [14:47] Noin     Transform! [15:03] Jiro     He can transform, too?! [15:07] Noin     Well? Shocked, aren't you?! [15:09] Jiro     And he's actually rational, unlike Taro! [15:11] Taro     Don't make it sound like I'm at fault! [15:14] Noin     Now, hand the MOPart over! [15:17] Taro     Like I told you, this belongs to Yasuko! [15:22] Taro     Transform...! [15:35] Taro     Hey, how am I supposed to transform?! [15:37] Taro     Come on, come on, come on! [15:39] Jiro     Goro! We need the MOPart! [15:41] Goro     Oh, right! [15:43] Jiro     This is how we do it! [15:48] Goro     Oh, is that how? [16:08] Noin     Bring it! [16:13] Goro     A battle between beastmen! [16:16] Jiro     I know! I should get some pics! [16:26] Perch     Noin! [16:27] Noin     This stupid furball... [16:38] Perch     Noin! [16:43] Noin     Dammit... [16:47] Jiro     They're too fast! [16:51] Jiro     This is no good. [16:55] Jiro     And now I'm out of film! Shoot. [16:59] Perch     This is bad... I didn't think the Motarian     would be stronger than Noin. [17:03] Goro     That's it, Taro! [17:07] Perch     Noin! [17:08] Noin     I... know! [17:13] Noin     Don't mess with me! [17:33] Goro     He won! [17:35] Perch     Got it! [17:39] Perch     We're getting out of here, Noin! [17:41] Goro     Hold it! [17:56] Noin     Back off! Go away! [17:59] Perch     Get in! [18:11] Goro     They stole another MOPart from us... [18:19] Jiro     You put in some good work today,     which makes it a shame— [18:36] Goro     Are you awake, Taro? [18:36] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [18:38] Taro     How'd it turn out, anyway? [18:40] Goro     I'm afraid they took the MOPart. [18:43] Taro     Then I lost...? [18:46] Goro     You were winning, but they     managed to snatch it from me. [18:50] Goro     I'm sorry! [18:51] Taro     What the heck? [18:52] Jiro     You collapsed after running     out of steam, anyway, [18:55] Jiro     so you can't blame him, Taro. [18:59] Jiro     "The mysterious beastmen on film!" [19:01] Jiro     ...Is not going to be an article we     can do with these blurry shots. [19:05] Taro     This one's me? [19:06] Jiro     Yep. [19:07] Taro     What about this, then? [19:09] Jiro     Huh... what is that? [19:15] Goro     I believe it's Nussie! [19:17] Goro     Nussie of Loch Nuss! [19:20] Jiro     Then Nussie is real! [19:22] Goro     This is fantastic! What a scoop! [19:24] Goro     I'm sure the chief will be thrilled! [19:25] Taro     Seriously...? [19:28] Jiro     And so will the sponsor! [19:30] Goro     Let's use this to get a closer look... [19:33] Jiro     I'm gonna get a credit for the photo! [19:37] Goro     What's this...? [19:39] Scott     I recognize it...! [19:41] Scott     That's Yasuko's harpoon! [19:46] Taro     Sorry, Yasuko. [19:49] Taro     It was important to you,     but they got away with it. [19:51] Yasuko     It's okay. [19:53] Yasuko     Since you were able to find Nussie... [19:55] Taro     That really was Nussie, then? [19:58] Taro     We're gonna do a whole feature on her     in next month's Monthly Moso Science. [20:02] Yasuko     Thank you, Taro. [20:09] Taro     Wait, Yasuko! [20:11] Yasuko     Thank you... [20:14] Taro     Wait! [20:16] Taro     Ow! Ow, ow, ow... [20:18] Yasuko     Goodbye! [20:23] Scott     He's able to see Yasuko...? [20:27] Jiro     It's a condition he has. [20:29] Goro     You mean to say that Taro     has been talking with a ghost? [20:33] Jiro     I doubt he even thinks she was one. [20:37] Taro     Yasuko! [20:41] Taro     She looked like a real go-getter, too... [20:49] Edward     This isn't a MOPart. [20:52] Perch     It's not?! [20:54] Edward     It appears to be a bone     from some sort of creature. [20:56] Noin     A bone...! [20:58] Noin     And after we worked so hard for it! SIGN    The legend     revealed! SIGN    We lay eyes on     the Loch Nuss Monster! SIGN    Nussie caught     in our camera's lens! SIGN    The legend     revealed! SIGN    We lay eyes on     the Loch Nuss Monster! SIGN    Nussie caught     in our camera's lens! [21:12] Trio     We're sold out! [21:14] Taro     Toasting a sold-out issue... [21:17] Taro     I think that might be a first     for Monthly Moso Science! [21:22] Goro     We should do another run!     Where's the chief, anyway? [21:26] Taro     Catherine's always coming and going,     come to think of it. [21:30] Goro     You're not able to contact her? [21:31] Jiro     We don't know a thing about     her private life, honestly. [21:41] Edward     It's still only one MOPart, [21:44] Edward     but we have more Motarians to work with... [21:48] Edward     Which will ensure we obtain all the MOParts. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     If being a super-fan makes life     better for you, I say have at it. [23:29] Saburo     Even if it means worrying about     retirements and career changes and such... SIGN    Issue 5:                    What're You Moping About?!                    The Ice Prince [23:32] Saburo     Monthly Delusional Science Issue 5:     What're You Moping About?! The Ice Prince. [23:37] Saburo     Next time, we'll be roaring cutely! E5 - Issue 5: What're You Moping About?! The Ice Prince Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] Driver A     What the hell?! SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 5:                         What're You Moping About?!               The Ice Prince [02:02] Goro     That's the gist     of the eyewitness report. [02:04] Goro     It was written up in Weekly Let's Trucker. SIGN    Let's Trucker SIGN    Let's Trucker says goodbye to accidents!     The Legend Never Ends SIGN    Raijinmaru     Descends SIGN    No more     accidents?! [02:08] Goro     I say we do a story on Expressway     Mask, who shows up on highways! [02:12] Taro     You realize that urban legends     about shadowy figures [02:16] Taro     going real fast on expressways     is pretty common, right? [02:19] Jiro     We did a story like that a while back. [02:22] Goro     But, in this case... [02:24] Goro     The mask adds a new wrinkle, don't you think? [02:27] Taro     Maybe, but is it that interesting? [02:31] Jiro     Goro, why'd you buy this magazine? SIGN    Muscle Maker [02:33] Goro     Right here. [02:35] Goro     I was curious about this helpful sticker     that's supposed to prevent accidents. [02:41] Taro     If you wanna do a story, [02:43] Taro     let's make sure it's one     that helps me get married! [02:46] Taro     Not truck stuff. [02:48] Goro     Oh, fine. [02:51] Goro     I'll investigate this story myself. [03:02] Rock     Welcome. [03:06] Roberto     Is this the place where they     solve "over-scientific incidents"? [03:11] Taro     Sure isn't. [03:14] Jiro     That's the Nussie special issue... [03:17] Roberto     I heard this was the place. [03:19] Taro     Probably some kind of urban legend. [03:22] Jiro     Aw, come on, let's at least hear him out. [03:26] Jiro     It might make for a good story. [03:28] Rock     What can I get you? [03:29] Roberto     A double espresso. Make it strong. [03:33] Taro     A guy like that? His story's     gonna be a whole thing. [03:37] Jiro     Now, now... [03:38] Rock     Espresso, huh? [03:42] Roberto     I'm Roberto Morricone.     I'm a figure skating coach. [03:47] Roberto     And something strange is going on     with one of my skaters. [03:51] Roberto     We had him in a training camp     to prepare for a competition... [03:54] Roberto     And this young man, Ryoma, would     disappear in the wee hours of the night [03:57] Roberto     before showing up in the morning     looking worn out. [04:01] Taro     I know what that sounds like to me.     A nighttime rendezvous with a fan. [04:04] Roberto     If I thought that was likely,     I'd call a detective. [04:08] Roberto     I've had people watch Ryoma     to make sure he doesn't leave at night, [04:11] Roberto     and locked his room from the outside... [04:14] Roberto     But he still manages to vanish. [04:17] Roberto     And he's not aware of what's going on. [04:20] Roberto     I'm sure there's something going on     beyond a logical explanation. [04:25] Rock     Here you are. [04:30] Roberto     This is an espresso? [04:33] Rock     It is. [04:35] Taro     Vanishing late at night... Maybe     Dracula's got him entranced. [04:39] Roberto     Could you deal with that? [04:41] Taro     Uh, no, that's not our line of work. [04:44] Taro     Plus, I'm pretty sure it's not Dracula. [04:46] Roberto     I still need some help, please! SIGN    Lucky     Color: Red     As spring     arrives and     ice melts,     maidens     in bloom     will gather." [04:49] Roberto     I'm worried about Ryoma. [04:53] Taro     This camp... You're holding it     at a skating rink? [04:55] Roberto     Yes. Our lodging is right     next to an ice arena. [04:59] Taro     Ice melting... [05:04] Taro     "As spring arrives and the ice melts, SIGN    Taro [05:08] Taro     maidens in bloom will gather." SIGN    Taro SIGN    Taro Marry me [05:13] Fans     Taro! Marry me! [05:21] Jiro     Taro? [05:22] Jiro     What are you doing? [05:24] Taro     Let's go! SIGN    Trucking Company     Fast Transport [05:27] Goro     So, to sum it up... [05:29] Goro     Expressway Mask appears at night, [05:32] Goro     makes a few rounds on Expressway 1,      and vanishes just before dawn. [05:37] Goro     Does that cover it? [05:38] Driver A     You got it! [05:41] Driver B     One other thing, and I didn't     actually pull over to check, but... [05:45] Goro     What is it? [05:47] Driver B     I got the feeling that the road had iced over. [05:50] Goro     That would be odd,     considering the time of year. [05:55] Fans     Ryoma! [06:03] Roberto     In terms of skating ability,     Ryoma is as good as they come... [06:07] Roberto     But he has a ways to go     expressing himself via skating. [06:11] Roberto     Ryoma! [06:14] Roberto     You've got to be more graceful. [06:16] Roberto     Skate with your emotions!     Show what's going on inside! [06:19] Ryoma     Yes, sir. [06:21] Fans     Ryoma! You can do it! SIGN    Ice     Prince SIGN    Ryoma [06:25] Taro     Those must be the maidens in bloom! [06:29] Roberto     Put more feeling into it!     You're depicting joy! [06:38] Roberto     Time for a break. [06:42] Jiro     Huh? Taro... [06:43] Taro     Upsy-daisy... [06:45] Fan A     Who's that? [06:46] Fan B     A skater? [07:04] Fan E     What's that old guy think he's doing? [07:05] Fan C     Yikes. [07:07] Taro     "Old guy"...? [07:09] Jiro     Old guy. [07:10] Fans     Look at that! [07:13] Fans     So cute! [07:22] Taro     I got shown up... by a dog. [07:25] Goro     Here we are! [07:38] Catherine     Oh, you're here. [07:40] Goro     I'm more surprised that you are, chief. [07:43] Catherine     Is that a problem? [07:44] Goro     N-No, not at all... [07:51] Catherine     Master, my iced coffee. [07:53] Rock     Coming up. [07:54] Goro     Master, where are Taro and Jiro? [07:57] Rock     We got a visitor who mentioned     some kinda funny business, [08:02] Rock     so they headed to the skating rink. [08:04] Goro     Skating rink...? [08:06] Catherine     There's a major figure skating     competition coming up [08:09] Catherine     that's going to be held at Komanai Ice Arena. [08:11] Rock     Yeah, that's the one! [08:13] Goro     So they went to look into a story! [08:16] Catherine     Things sure have become lively     at Monthly Moso Science lately! [08:21] Catherine     It's a good trend! [08:23] Goro     I don't have any plans until     this evening, so I'll join them. [08:28] Fans     Ryoma! [08:30] Roberto     All right, that's enough.     The open skate is over. [08:32] Fans     See you later! [08:35] Taro     Your coach said you've been     heading out late at night... [08:39] Taro     Where've you been going? [08:41] Ryoma     Nowhere, as far as I know. [08:43] Goro     No more observers! [08:46] Goro     Excuse me, I'm from Monthly Moso Science... [08:50] Goro     I work with them! [08:53] Jiro     Then what do you do at night? [08:56] Ryoma     I meditate as part of my mental training. [08:58] Ryoma     But at some point, I always fall asleep. [09:02] Goro     Meditation to improve performance, you say? [09:04] Jiro     You showed up, Goro. [09:06] Goro     Do you use anything when meditating? [09:08] Goro     Like a power stone or breathing exercise? [09:11] Ryoma     I use a mask. [09:12] Goro     A mask...? [09:13] Ryoma     Wanna see? [09:25] Taro     Where the hell did that come from?! [09:27] Ryoma     I bought it. [09:32] Ryoma     Are you...? [09:33] Jiro     Happens all the time. Don't sweat it. [09:36] Goro     If you could continue your story... [09:37] Ryoma     Oh, right. [09:42] Ryoma     The performance component of my     skating always scored poorly. [09:46] Ryoma     They say I'm not very expressive. [09:48] Ryoma     My coach is always telling me... [09:50] Ryoma     "Express yourself!     Let your emotions flow forth!" [09:56] Ryoma     We keep going around in circles on it. [09:59] Ryoma     And one day, when I was     wandering around town in circles... [10:08] Ryoma     I found a store that     sold glassware and masks. [10:13] Ryoma     And among them... there was this simple mask. [10:19] (Flashback) Clerk     You've got a real eye for quality, sir. [10:22] (Flashback) Clerk     This mask seems to have     a neutral expression at a glance, [10:25] (Flashback) Clerk     but depending on the angle, it can show     a variety of faces! Quite the article! [10:29] (Flashback) Clerk     How about it? If you're interested,     I can sell it to you at a reasonable price. [10:35] (Flashback) Clerk     Not only that... [10:38] (Flashback) Clerk     But if you buy it now, I'll include     this "City of Water" glass as a bonus! [10:42] (Flashback) Clerk     A set of two, even! [10:47] Ryoma     It was a great deal! [10:51] Ryoma     I've been using it as a good     luck charm to get better [10:56] Ryoma     at expressing myself through skating. [11:01] Jiro     A good luck charm, huh? [11:02] Ryoma     Before I go to bed,     I put it on and meditate. [11:23] Taro     I knew it! That mask is cursed! [11:25] Goro     Maybe it's a MOPart! [11:28] Roberto     Ryoma? [11:29] Ryoma     Express! [11:32] Ryoma     Meditate! [11:43] Roberto     What just happened?! [11:45] Goro     How over-scientific! [11:49] Jiro     Looks like more paranormal     phenomena thanks to a MOPart. [11:52] Goro     He's Expressway Mask! [11:55] Roberto     Do something, please! [11:56] Goro     Let's go after him! [11:59] Taro     After him, how?     We don't know where he went. [12:03] Goro     He's headed to Expressway 1. [12:06] Goro     Expressway Mask goes     in a circle on Expressway 1! [12:12] Noin     They look like they're in a hurry. [12:14] Perch     They must've gotten a lead on a MOPart! [12:29] Taro     I don't see him. [12:31] Goro     I'm certain he's skating     somewhere on Expressway 1. [12:35] Taro     Why is he going around     this road in a loop, anyway? [12:39] Goro     I'm not sure. [12:40] Jiro     He's trying to express himself. [12:43] Taro     Say what now? [12:44] Jiro     Think about it. Expressing     himself... on the expressway. [12:48] Jiro     He's meditating, unsure of     what to do, and skating. [12:50] Taro     It's a pun?! [12:59] Goro     How over-scientific! [13:02] Goro     Jiro, there's a camera in there     with you! It's all yours! [13:05] Jiro     What is, exactly?! [13:07] Goro     We're getting a scoop on Expressway Mask! [13:09] Jiro     We were asked to solve this     guy's problem, actually... [13:13] Taro     If we can rip that mask off him,     that'll probably fix it, right? [13:16] Jiro     Good luck, then, Taro. [13:18] Taro     Aw, me? [13:23] Ryoma     Expression! [13:25] Goro     I'll get closer! [13:32] Taro     No good... I'm feeling     all woozy... and icky... [13:35] Goro     Taro? [13:50] Jiro     That looks like self-expression to me. SIGN    Accident SIGN    Iced Surface SIGN    & [13:53] Jiro     He is expressly causing accidents, himself. SIGN    Self SIGN    Expression SIGN    Self SIGN    Expression [13:57] Taro     Maybe save the wordplay for later? [14:01] Perch     There's the MOPart! [14:03] Noin     It's ours now! [14:04] Taro     It's those two again! [14:07] Goro     White Pegasus Company! [14:09] Jiro     Floor it! [14:10] Goro     We're carrying a lot of weight! [14:14] Noin     Gimme that! [14:15] Ryoma     Expressing! Emotion! [14:19] Noin     Dammit! [14:25] Ryoma     Express... [14:29] Ryoma     Emotion! [14:47] Jiro     Wow, he's really expressing himself now. [14:50] Goro     Okay, this is just over-scientific! [14:53] Taro     I guess there's nothing else to say. [14:56] Noin     Just fork it over already! [15:02] Goro     Maybe you'd be able to catch him     if you transformed, Taro? [15:05] Taro     Am I really that fast? [15:07] Jiro     You're pretty fast, but the problem     is you lose control when you change. [15:12] Jiro     I'm not sure you'd remember     to grab the mask. [15:16] Taro     I'll try and force myself to remember. [15:18] Taro     Get Expressway Mask's mask...     get his mask... [15:22] Taro     I am gonna get Expressway Mask's mask! [15:23] Jiro     Let's give it a shot, then! [15:46] Goro     He's headed after Expressway Mask! [15:48] Jiro     I just hope he doesn't attack him. [15:52] Goro     He caught him! [15:53] Jiro     Go for the mask! [16:10] Perch     What in the world are they doing? [16:12] Noin     Whatever! Time to transform! [16:14] Noin     Transform! [16:29] Jiro     They're changing, too! [16:31] Goro     Here he comes, Taro! [16:33] Noin     But how do I do this...? [16:41] Perch     We're not here to fight that tiger guy. [16:44] Perch     We need the MOPart! [16:46] Perch     Let's look for an opening and steal it! [16:49] Noin     Yeah! [16:50] Goro     What are you doing, Taro?! [16:52] Jiro     The mask! Get the mask! [16:54] Jiro     Come on! What happened to remembering?! [17:00] Goro     One, two, three, four... [17:03] Goro     A quintuple spin! [17:06] Ryoma     Expression! [17:15] Everyone     The MOPart! [17:25] Noin     This time, we'll win! [17:31] Jiro     Taro! Get the MOPart! [17:33] Perch     Noin, pass it to me! [17:42] Noin     Dammit... [17:43] Perch     Is it even a MOPart, though? [17:48] Perch     Transform! [18:13] Goro     The other one can transform too?!     And he's white! [18:16] Jiro     Then it is a MOPart! [18:18] Perch     Huh? I'm a polar bear... [18:21] Noin     Just goes to show that we're twins! [18:23] Noin     Now let's put this clown into hibernation! [18:25] Perch     Right! [18:28] Goro     I believe that was him saying, "Bring it." [18:30] Jiro     Is this gonna work out...? [18:32] Goro     Let's use the opportunity to collect Ryoma. [18:37] Twins     Let's go! [18:54] Jiro     Two on one, without his full     mental capacity... This is bad. [18:58] Goro     And I think Taro's transformation     won't last much longer. [19:02] Jiro     Then we're definitely gonna     need to grab him and run! [19:06] Perch     We're invincible! [19:09] Noin     Have a taste of Motarian power! [19:19] Noin     They're running?! [19:20] Perch     I don't think so! [19:24] Noin     Someone called the cops... [19:25] Perch     We'd better run, too. [19:37] Roberto     Ryoma? Ryoma! [19:39] Roberto     What in the world happened?! [19:41] Goro     Calm down, please, Mr. Roberto. [19:44] Goro     The truth is, Ryoma was Expressway Mask! [19:47] Roberto     Expressway Mask? What even is that?! [19:49] Goro     There's no need to worry.     We won't reveal his identity in the article. [19:54] Roberto     I don't care about that! Is Ryoma okay? [19:56] Jiro     Yep. He's okay. [20:01] Ryoma     Coach... [20:02] Roberto     Ryoma! [20:03] Ryoma     Coach, I understand now. [20:09] Ryoma     Emotions... and expression! [20:12] Roberto     Ryoma... [20:14] Roberto     I'm just glad you're all right! [20:16] Roberto     I was so worried! [20:17] Goro     As impressive as Taro's might be, your     special ability is really incredible, Jiro! [20:18] Ryoma     I'm so sorry. It feels kind of like     I was dreaming for a long time... [20:22] Jiro     Just don't write about it. [20:24] Goro     How over-scientific. [20:30] Edward     Well done. [20:32] Perch     I was able to transform by using it, too. [20:34] Noin     We clobbered that tiger Motarian together! [20:39] Perch     Why does he lose control like     that when he transforms? [20:43] Edward     He's likely lost his memories     of being a Motarian. [20:48] Edward     He can take his Motarian form     but lacks his Motarian mind. [20:53] Perch     I see... [20:55] Edward     Raising the Mo Continent will     require additional MOParts. [20:59] Edward     Continue searching for them. [21:01] Both     Right! SIGN    Super Special Issue SIGN    The Mystery of     Expressway Mask SIGN    A cursed tunnel?     A ghost train?     Join our tour of     haunted driving     destinations! SIGN    Super Special Issue [21:25] Taro     He seems to have figured it out. SIGN    Komanai Arena     National Championships [21:29] JIro     He won! [21:31] JIro     I guess that closes this case. [21:34] Goro     No, hardly. [21:36] Taro     What the heck, Goro? [21:38] Goro     The White Pegasus duo     once again stole a MOPart. [21:43] Taro     Well... so what? [21:45] Goro     As the editorial staff     of Monthly Moso Science, [21:49] Goro     we need to investigate     the White Pegasus Company! SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     Every issue of the magazine seems     to come out without trouble, [23:29] Saburo     but have you ever seen them do     the actual editorial part of the job? [23:32] Saburo     Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 6: SIGN    Issue 6:                    There's Whole Mobs of Them?!                    This Is Where the Cats Gather! [23:34] Saburo     There's Whole Mobs of Them?!     This Is Where the Cats Gather [23:37] Saburo     You will hear our sagacious     roar once again, meow! E6 - There's Whole Mobs of Them?! This Is Where the Cats Gather Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Johnny     Are you ready... [00:08] Johnny     Lily? [00:09] Lily     Johnny. [00:16] Lily     Nasty! [00:21] Johnny     What is this?! More cats? [00:24] Johnny     Pipe down! [00:29] Lily     I'm leaving. [00:29] Johnny     Aw, wait, Lily! [00:34] Johnny     Those stupid furballs! [00:39] Goro     I see. A sudden cluster of cats? [00:43] Johnny     And I'm allergic... [00:46] Johnny     Even hearing them mewling     is enough to get me sneezing. [00:50] Johnny     As big of a hit with the ladies as I am,     it's got me stumped. [00:54] Jiro     Who talks about themselves like that? [00:56] Goro     So, you'd like us to stop the cats     from gathering there, I take it? [01:01] Taro     Oh, come on, we don't do odd jobs here. [01:04] Johnny     But I'd heard this was the place     to come to get things done. [01:09] Taro     Man, where the hell are people hearing that? [01:12] Taro     Listen up, we're the staff of a magazine.     So that's a big old pass. [01:17] Goro     But he's come all this way... [01:20] Jiro     And I'm kind of curious. [01:22] Jiro     What is it that's making cats     suddenly gather in that spot? [01:25] Goro     It's intriguing! [01:27] Goro     They do say that cats     have paranormal abilities. [01:27] Johnny'     Here we go. [01:29] Taro     I bet Catherine would say,     "That doesn't sound very Monthly Moso Science." [01:31] Sign     Little Luck     You're in for     a surprise     when you     find where     cats lie [01:33] Goro     She would not. [01:35] Taro     She so would. [01:35] Jiro     No, she wouldn't. [01:36] Taro     Not you, too, Jiro! [01:38] Goro     For now, let's at least hear him out— [01:39] Catherine     Hello there, Master. Can I get my usual? [01:42] Rock     Sure thing. [01:43] Goro     Good to see you, Chief! [01:46] Johnny     You're the editor-in-chief? It's a pleasure. [01:51] Catherine     And who's this? [01:52] Goro     He's here with a tip on a story. [01:54] Jiro     A bunch of cats keep gathering      near his place and bothering him. [01:56] Catherine     Oh, cats? [01:58] Catherine     What kind are they? Tawny? Calico? Tabby? [02:01] Johnny     I'm actually allergic, so... [02:04] Catherine     Oh, that must be awful. [02:06] Catherine     So, any specific breeds? Munchkins?     Persians? American Shorthairs? Ragdolls? [02:10] Rock     Here you go. [02:11] Catherine     Thank you! [02:13] Listen up     I want this one done in-depth. [02:16] Taro     Are you serious right now? [02:17] Catherine     Cat stories move issues! [02:21] Catherine     Don't forget the photos! [02:26] Johnny     Immune to my charms, eh? [02:28] Goro     With that settled,     let's begin our investigation! [02:31] Jiro     It's an order from the chief, after all. [02:33] Taro     Ugh, fine... SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 6:                         There's Whole Mobs of Them?!                    This Is Where the Cats Gather [04:15] Jiro     Here we are! [04:17] Taro     I don't see any cats. [04:18] Goro     Maybe they only gather late at night. [04:22] Taro     What is that? [04:24] Goro     A scanning device that I poured untold     hours into during my laboratory tenure! [04:31] Goro     I'm not getting any readings, but... [04:35] Taro     Why would they even show     up around here, anyway? [04:39] Jiro     Cats generally don't     operate in groups, yeah. [04:43] Goro     I believe in urban areas,     their territory often overlaps. [04:47] Taro     Territory? [04:49] Goro     It's why they sometimes communicate,     in order to convey a lack of antagonism. [04:53] Jiro     So it's like... a neighborhood's     community meetup? [04:56] Taro     How is it like that? [04:57] Goro     There are assorted theories, [05:00] Goro     but since there doesn't appear     to be traces of food left out... [05:04] Goro     It could just be comfortable here for them. [05:07] Jiro     Well, we'll have to come back late at night,     when the cats are supposed to show up. [05:11] Taro     I think I'll head home and snooze. [05:13] Goro     Or we could investigate another matter! [05:22] Taro     Dammit... where does he get the energy? [05:26] Goro     You've got it all wrong!     We're just here to do a story! [05:31] Goro     Wait— [05:35] Goro     Ow! [05:37] Jiro     Th-Thanks. [05:39] Taro     That didn't take long. [05:42] Goro     Ow, ow, ow... they literally threw us out. [05:46] Jiro     That was some airtight security. [05:50] Jiro     Huh? [05:52] Jiro     Isn't that...? [05:54] Taro     Cat allergy Johnny! [05:56] Goro     He works as a model for     the White Pegasus Company? [06:00] Taro     Still, I think I've seen him     somewhere else before... [06:08] Taro     For some reason... [06:12] Taro     I can't... [06:13] Goro     Taro?! [06:14] Goro     Are you all right? [06:16] Jiro     Wow, knocked out again? [06:21] Goro     He's not waking at all. [06:23] Jiro     I'm enjoying the quiet. [06:25] Goro     What does the White Pegasus Company     intend to do with their MOParts? [06:30] Jiro     World conquest, maybe? [06:33] Taro     World conquest... That would fit     the evil organization template. [06:37] Jiro     Er, I was joking? [06:38] Taro     If a single business was able to monopolize     the advanced technology of the Mo Continent, [06:44] Taro     it would be incredibly dangerous. [06:45] Jiro     But there's nothing else suspicious, right?     They're a normal company. [06:49] Goro     My grandmother, who loved     suspense stories, once told me... [06:53] Goro     It's always the least suspicious-     looking suspect that's guilty! [06:57] Jiro     She did, huh? [07:07] Johnny     Shall I strip? [07:11] Edward     I see. [07:16] Edward     I'm surprised they've     sought out the company. [07:20] Edward     That said, it won't be a problem. [07:23] Edward     We'll soon have what we want. [07:32] Onlookers     Oh, Johnny! [07:34] Onlookers     What're you doing tonight? [07:35] Onlookers     Let's hang out! [07:35] Johnny     Good question... [07:37] Johnny     Okay, you've got it! Let's all have a party! [07:45] Taro     I just remembered something! [07:48] Taro     I think it was around here... Got it. SIGN    Must-see!     How to survive in the blue ocean     A path to billionairedom!     The roadmap to success!     Turn your luck into money!     How to network like a celeb! [07:52] Jiro     See?! I knew it! [07:54] Jiro     It's that guy! [07:56] Goro     It really is Johnny! [07:59] Jiro     That's one of our issues     from five years ago. [08:02] Jiro     Ew... he did stuff like this? [08:05] Goro     We all have our pasts, it seems. [08:09] Rock     Oh, sorry, we're closed for— [08:11] Son     Have you seen Sotetsu?! [08:13] Jiro     Sotetsu? [08:15] Mom     I'm sorry about this... [08:17] Mom     Sotetsu is our cat who's     been missing for a month. [08:20] Son     We've been looking for him this     whole time but can't find him. [08:25] Goro     I haven't seen any cats around here. [08:28] Jiro     Me neither. [08:29] Mom     I see. [08:32] Mom     Well... is it okay if we     post a flier in this cafe? SIGN    Lost cat! [08:37] Goro     What a sweet-looking cat. [08:40] Goro     We'll contact you if we hear anything. [08:43] Mom     Thank you so much. [08:44] Son     We really appreciate it! [08:50] Taro     Between this and the cat gathering     spot... It's a very feline day. [08:54] Goro     That reminds me. We should get going! [08:56] Taro     Maybe I shouldn't have said anything... [09:00] Jiro     Still no cats at all. [09:02] Goro     It seems that way. [09:04] Taro     Damn it all... [09:05] Taro     I would not be here     if I wasn't getting paid extra. [09:08] Taro     People are supposed to go     to sleep once the sun sets! [09:12] Johnny     And this is my place! [09:15] Girls 1&2     Oh, Johnny! [09:18] Johnny     Can't wait to have that hot coffee! [09:21] Girls 1&2     Oh, Johnny! [09:23] Johnny     I'm counting on you guys     for the thing, okay? [09:25] Johnny     And now welcome to where the magic happens! [09:26] Taro     What the hell is his deal? [09:28] Johnny     Feel free to make yourselves comfortable. [09:28] Goro     I say we enjoy our cat stakeout! [09:30] Girls 1&2     Oh, Johnny! [09:34] Taro     Wow, you came prepared! [09:36] Taro     Let's have us a dinner party! [09:38] Goro     Right! And we'll start with a toast! [09:40] Jiro     Such children... [09:46] Noin     They're a bunch of clueless goofs. [09:48] Perch     He's got the bag with him. [09:51] Noin     We've got two Motarians. [09:53] Perch     If we grab the entire bag... [09:55] Noin     Then the MOParts are ours! [10:00] Taro     Oh, these beef rolls are tasty! [10:03] Goro     You think? [10:04] Goro     I put it together trying to ensure     it was nutritionally balanced. [10:07] Taro     You've gotta give me the recipe! [10:09] Taro     So I can cook it up for my     beloved partner-to-be! [10:12] Jiro     And who's that supposed to be? [10:16] Goro     I've noticed there don't appear     to be any cats about. [10:20] Jiro     You think it might be     because we're eating here? [10:24] Taro     Hey, then we fixed the problem. [10:27] Taro     He just wants us to keep     the cats away, right? [10:30] Jiro     So do you wanna eat out here     every night from now on? [10:33] Taro     Uh, no, actually. [10:35] Taro     Why should I bother for that clown, anyway? [10:38] Taro     Stupid Johnny! [10:41] Johnny     What a party! [10:44] Perch     Okay. [10:45] Noin     Time to move! [10:54] Perch     Where'd this cat come from?! [10:56] Perch     You're in the way! Run along! [11:09] Perch     Good... [11:13] Noin     So heavy! What the hell is in there?! [11:15] Goro     Oh, you've got some ketchup     on your mouth, Taro. [11:18] Goro     Care for a tissue? [11:20] Perch     Oh, no! [11:24] Goro     Huh... whatever is this? [11:28] Taro     Hey, don't worry about me. I've got tissues. [11:32] Taro     I carry all kinds of stuff around in case     my beloved partner-to-be needs 'em! [11:36] Goro     How very well-prepared of you, Taro! [11:37] Jiro     Seriously, who is he even talking about? [11:38] Taro     I know, right?! [11:41] Noin     Dammit, we'll have to do this the hard way! [11:48] Noin/Perch     Ow, ow, ow, ow! [11:50] Jiro     Cats! [11:52] Goro     It's them again! [11:55] Taro     Those cats are really letting them have it! [11:57] Johnny     Enough! [12:00] Johnny     I asked you to— [12:04] Girl 1     See ya. [12:05] Johnny     Hang on! Just a moment! [12:05] Girl 2     Later. [12:08] Taro     Heh, Johnny got dumped! Again! [12:11] Noin     We'll just have to take them out     in the process, then! [12:15] Perch     Yeah! Considering we've got     twice as many Motarians! [12:19] Noin     Transform! [12:45] Taro     Oh, great, they transformed again! [12:49] Jiro     You'd better change, too! [12:50] Goro     Please, Taro! [12:53] Taro     What?! No way, man! [12:54] Taro     I drank too much today! Not happening! [13:11] Noin     What... is that? [13:13] Perch     Don't ask me. [13:18] Taro     That cat... Aw, crap... [13:21] Jiro     Get him! [13:21] Goro     Roger that! [13:24] Taro     They got me! [13:48] Goro     Remarkable. The sight of all three     of them is truly over-scientific! [13:56] Perch     You and the cats... [13:58] Noin     ...are all going down! [14:18] Jiro     The cats! [14:23] Goro     Look! [14:30] Goro     Oh, how over-scientific! [14:41] Perch     You all right? [14:42] Noin     Y-Yeah. [14:43] Perch     Hey! You're heavy, man! [14:46] Noin     Get off us, you turd tiger! [14:55] Goro     Go on, get them! [14:59] Perch     We are not... [15:01] Noin     ...going down like this! [15:05] Goro     Taro! [15:06] Jiro     This is bad! We've gotta protect the cats! [15:10] Jiro     Can't we do something? [15:11] Goro     Hang on! I should have some kind of tool... [15:15] Goro     My wave-motion converter! [15:18] Goro     But not that... [15:19] Goro     The miraculous harmonic tuner! [15:22] Goro     Won't help here... [15:23] Goro     Come on... Come on... [15:26] Goro     Where is— [15:26] Jiro     You dropped something! [15:48] Goro     Catch it, Jiro! [15:49] Jiro     Okay! [16:07] Goro     Jiro, too?! [16:09] Perch     No way! [16:10] Noin     They have two Motarians?! [16:13] Jiro     Good day to you commoners. [16:20] Jiro     You should lower your heads in my presence. [16:24] Goro     He spoke! Then his reason is intact? [16:27] Jiro     Sebastian, come! [16:29] Jiro     Sebastian, where are you? [16:31] Noin     Who the hell is Sebastian? [16:33] Perch     I dunno. [16:34] Noin     And I don't like his attitude! [16:40] Jiro     Don't touch me. [16:47] Jiro     Ridiculous. I could have chipped a horn. [16:50] Goro     You seem... completely different. [16:53] Perch     This is bad! We're heading back for today! [16:57] Goro     They ran! [17:01] Jiro     They should learn some shame. [17:09] Jiro     You there. Then you're not Sebastian? [17:14] Jiro     No matter! [17:24] Jiro     What was I just doing...? [17:26] Goro     You don't remember? [17:30] Jiro     I sort of do, but sort of don't... [17:33] Jiro     It was like I was dreaming. [17:41] Goro     The cats are leaving. [17:43] Jiro     Wait, wasn't that the boss cat before? [17:47] Goro     It was originally quite a cutie! [17:50] Goro     But where have I seen him before...? [17:54] Goro     Sotetsu! [18:01] Jiro     He's hurt. [18:03] Jiro     I'll heal you right away. [18:18] Son     Thank you so much! [18:23] Jiro     I'm glad we found their cat. [18:27] Jiro     What is it? [18:29] Goro     It's just... you have a pretty different     personality when you transform. [18:33] Jiro     I do? [18:33] Goro     Well, I wouldn't worry about it! [18:39] Jiro     I wonder how Sotetsu ended up     with a MOPart in his ear. [18:44] Goro     I'd assume... [18:45] Goro     Since the MOPart we found     at the well was broken, [18:49] Goro     the other piece must have... [19:04] Goro     Which is what led to     Sotetsu's gangsterfication, [19:07] Goro     causing him to gather     the other cats late at night. [19:11] Jiro     Makes sense. [19:13] Goro     And now the MOParts have been reunited! [19:17] Taro     Ow, ow, ow... [19:19] Taro     Aw, man, I've had enough     of both cats and MOParts. [19:22] Goro     It's so strange. [19:24] Goro     Taro loses control when     he transforms, but you don't. [19:29] Taro     What are you talking about? [19:31] Jiro     I was apparently able to transform. [19:34] Taro     What?! You too, Jiro?! [19:35] Goro     Wait, this order of events...     Will I get to transform next?! [19:41] Goro     Oh, how over-scientific that would be! [20:00] Goro     What is this light? [20:02] Jiro     Is it pointing us toward something? [20:13] Goro     Coffee beans? [20:17] Jiro     Beneath the bag...     there's something on the floor. [20:22] Taro     I've been coming here for a long time,     but I had no idea about a secret basement. [20:28] Jiro     Let's check it out. [20:39] Goro     No good. It's locked. [20:41] Taro     I've got it. [20:45] Taro     I learned stuff like this for the sake     of my beloved partner-to-be. [20:50] Goro     Impressive, Taro! [20:52] Goro     When would you even need      to pick a lock, though? [20:55] Jiro     Maybe when his wife kicks him out? [20:59] Taro     It's unlocked. [21:03] Jiro     It's totally dark. [21:05] Goro     Times like this call for a flashlight! [21:14] Taro     What is this place? [21:23] Goro     These patterns... I've seen them before... [21:29] Goro     Could it be? [21:34] Goro     That's it! If we gather them all here... [21:38] Taro     Something wrong? [21:41] Jiro     No, it's... It's nothing. [21:50] Jiro     What did I just see? SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     What's this? Is Taro finally     done with his wife search? [23:28] Saburo     Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 7:     The Moment Is Here! A Matchmaking Party. SIGN    Issue 7:                    The Moment Is Here!                    A Matchmaking Party [23:32] Saburo     Don't worry about it being the seventh issue     of the year when it's not July yet, okay? [23:36] Saburo     We will once again be     roaring sagaciously next time! E7 - The Moment Is Here! A Matchmaking Party Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] Taro     What is this place? [00:19] Goro     These patterns... I've seen them before... [00:25] Goro     Could it be? [00:30] Goro     That's it! If we gather them all here... [00:34] Taro     Something wrong? [00:36] Jiro     No, it's... It's nothing. [00:46] Jiro     What did I just see? [00:52] Edward     I didn't anticipate them     discovering the chamber. [01:01] Edward     It seems I'll have to     intervene directly, after all. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 7:                    The Moment Is Here!                    A Matchmaking Party [02:48] Goro     Oh... looking more closely,     these are indentations. [02:51] Goro     Let's see. [02:55] Goro     There's six! [03:01] Jiro     What in the world was that? [03:04] Goro     I see! So there are six MOParts in total. [03:07] Goro     And we currently have two! [03:10] Goro     If we can gather the remaining four... [03:12] Goro     Are you listening? [03:14] JIro     Huh? Wh-What? [03:19] Goro     It's likely that the MOParts     were originally a single item. [03:24] Goro     That would match what I read in the     writings of the philosopher Peleton. [03:28] Goro     "When the scattered pieces of the slate     are gathered from around the world, [03:31] Goro     the path to the golden     continent will reveal itself." [03:35] Jiro     What golden continent? [03:37] Goro     I believe it refers to the Mo Continent. [03:41] Goro     Perhaps there was     a large amount of gold there, [03:45] Goro     or maybe its advanced technology     was described as "golden." [03:50] Goro     Regardless, once we've gathered     the remaining MOParts, [03:54] Goro     I believe it will give us a lead     on how to raise the continent of Mo. [03:58] Goro     Putting that aside, I should really ask     the owner about that room— [04:01] Jiro     Old Rock's out shopping right now. [04:04] Jiro     I managed to ask about it     before he left, though. [04:06] Goro     What did he say? [04:09] (Flashback) Rock     No clue what you're talking about. [04:12] Jiro     And that was it. [04:13] Goro     Oh... I see. [04:17] Goro     Come to think of it, where's Taro? [04:19] Jiro     Not sure. [04:21] Johnny     A matchmaking party, huh? [04:23] Taro     Yeah! I was hoping I could get some advice. [04:28] Johnny     Well, I'd say it all boils down to looks. [04:31] Taro     Looks? Not income? [04:35] Johnny     I've got an exclusive contract     to model for White Pegasus, [04:39] Johnny     but between you and me, I'm not     making squat. They're real cheapskates. [04:45] Johnny     And yet... [04:48] Johnny     Ladies love me! [04:54] Johnny     See what I mean? [04:55] Taro     Then it really is all about looks. [04:57] Taro     Thanks for the tip, Johnny! [04:59] Johnny     Good luck! [05:00] Taro     Aw, come on! Why not?! [05:03] Nancy     Because you don't meet     the income requirement, obviously. [05:08] Taro     Johnny said looks are     more important than money! [05:11] Nancy     And you're saying that? With how you look? [05:15] Nancy     I'm saying you don't meet     that standard either. Bye now. [05:20] Taro     Damn it all! I wanted in on that     VIP-only matchmaking party! [05:25] Jiro     Well, that sucks for you. [05:27] Goro     I'd say finding the remaining MOParts     takes priority over your marriage search! [05:31] Goro     After all, you're no longer alone     now that Jiro can transform, too! [05:36] Goro     Once we set our minds to it, it'll be simple! [05:39] Goro     And on that note, I'd like you     to each hold on to one of these. [05:44] Jiro     Why? [05:45] Goro     So you'll be able to transform     should the need arise! [05:47] Taro     I don't wanna transform! I wanna fill out     a form! A marriage license, namely! [05:51] Goro     Stop that! [05:52] Goro     You should have it on you! Here,     let me just put it in your pocket... [05:56] Taro     Don't wanna! [05:57] Goro     Stop struggling! [05:57] Taro     This junk takes up     more space than you'd think! [05:59] Goro     Coming! [06:01] Jiro     Well, mine can go in here. [06:02] Taro     What a pain. [06:03] Goro     Yes, this is Rock's Cafe. [06:06] Goro     Oh, right. I've heard all about you. [06:12] Goro     Just one moment.     It's Nancy from Moment Marriage! [06:17] Taro     How's she want to insult me now? [06:21] Taro     Yeah, I'm here. [06:25] Taro     Wait, seriously?! [06:27] Taro     You bet! How could I say no?! [06:29] Taro     What?! [06:31] Taro     Oh. Okay, got it. [06:34] Goro     What happened? [06:37] Taro     She says I can go to the VIP party now! [06:40] Jiro     Wait, why? [06:41] Taro     And you have to come too, Goro. [06:44] Goro     I do?! [06:46] Goro     But I'm not at all looking to get married! [06:51] Taro     Turns out the party's sponsor [06:53] Taro     is real interested in having the author of     the "Nussie from Loch Nuss" article as a guest. [06:59] Goro     What an opulent vessel! [07:01] Taro     Right?! Perfect for meeting someone special! SIGN    Mr. Taro J. Suzuki and Mr. Goro Sato, yes? [07:07] Both     Yes! [07:16] Goro     Should I really be here...? [07:19] Taro     It's fine! You never know     when you're gonna fall in love. [07:23] Goro     What's this "2-S time" on the schedule? [07:27] Taro     It's two-shot time. [07:29] Taro     The time set aside for one-on-one romancing. [07:34] Perch     Wait... he doesn't have his bag on him! [07:37] Noin     What?! [07:39] Taro     Man, these people really     are very important-looking! [07:42] Goro     More importantly, Taro, you do have     the you-know-what on you, yes? [07:46] Taro     Yeah... [07:47] Taro     This, right? [07:49] Both     There it is! [07:51] Perch     We've confirmed it, sir. [07:53] Edward     I see. [07:56] Edward     Understood. [08:01] Taro     "Hobbies: Over-scientific.     Special Skills: Over-scientific. [08:06] Taro     What I'm looking for in a relationship:     Someone to be over-scientific with"? [08:10] Taro     What is wrong with you? [08:12] Edward     I've never seen you two around before. [08:15] Taro     Yeah, we're new! [08:18] Edward     Would you like some advice? [08:20] Taro     Would you mind? [08:22] Edward     Well, at the start of the party, there's     going to be time for making introductions. [08:26] Taro     Introduction time... [08:29] Edward     Each person will only have a brief moment, [08:32] Edward     so it's important to make a good impression. [08:35] Taro     Make a good impression... Any specifics? [08:38] Edward     Smile. Choose your words carefully. And... [08:40] Edward     Be mindful of eye contact. [08:43] Taro     I get you! You cach all that, Goro? [08:46] Goro     Uh, y-yes, sure. [08:48] Edward     Also, I recommend questions that     can't be answered with a yes or no, [08:52] Edward     to maintain conversational momentum. [08:56] Taro     So, avoid yes or no questions... [08:59] Edward     An example would be,     "How do you spend your days off?" [09:03] Taro     Makes sense! Write all this down, Goro! [09:06] Goro     Oh, s-sure. [09:07] Noin     The boss is really having a lot of trouble. [09:10] Perch     Why'd he think he could pickpocket     people? He grew up with money. [09:13] Goro     You certainly seem well-informed... [09:16] Edward     I'm actually something of a veteran. [09:18] Edward     This is my fiftieth time attending     one of these matchmaking parties... [09:21] Taro     Fiftieth?! [09:22] Goro     Remarkable. [09:23] Taro     You're like some kinda matchmaking legend! [09:26] Jiro     Doesn't that mean he never     gets into a relationship? [09:33] Nancy     Ladies and gentlemen, [09:34] Nancy     I'd like to thank you for joining our     VIP-only matchmaking cruise tonight! SIGN    Matchmaking     Party In Progress [09:40] Nancy     Our first segment tonight will be     a fast-paced merry-go-round of introductions! [09:48] Nancy     You'll get three minutes per person. [09:51] Nancy     Ready and... go! [09:55] Taro     It's a pleasure. [09:57] Woman 1     H-Hi... [09:59] Taro     You can leave all the housework to me! [10:01] Taro     I will dedicate everything     to supporting you and your career! [10:04] Woman 1     But what do you do for a living? [10:07] Taro     I'm in publishing! I intend to quit     once I get married, though. [10:12] Woman 1     I see. [10:14] Taro     I'm actually an editor for a magazine.     It's called Monthly Moso Science... [10:18] Taro     I guess you could say we take a scientific     approach to all kinds of paranormal stuff? [10:22] Taro     I work on a magazine called     Monthly Moso Science— [10:26] Taro     Our last issue sold out, actually! [10:29] Taro     It was a special feature on Nussie! [10:32] Taro     I'm actually an astronaut! [10:34] Woman 6     Wow! [10:36] Taro     I'm the world bantamweight champion! [10:38] Woman 7     Really?! [10:40] Taro     I'm a hero! [10:41] Taro     I'm an oil baron. [10:43] Noin     That dude is lying through his teeth. [10:45] Perch     Does he not realize they'll find out? [10:47] Goro     W-Well... I was a researcher     at Science Laboratory previously. [10:54] Woman 8     Wow! And what do you do now? [10:56] Goro     Right now... I've been using that experience     to help with my job in publishing [10:59] Goro     as I continue independent research... [11:02] Woman 8     It's amazing how dedicated     you are to research! [11:04] Woman 8     So, what do you do on your days off? [11:07] Woman 8     Any hobbies? What's your annual income? [11:11] Nancy     And now it's time to      check your first impressions! [11:14] Nancy     I'd like you to write a message card for     whoever gave you the best first impression! [11:19] Nancy     Our staff will then give that card     to the person in question! [11:21] Goro     Taro, I'm really not comfortable with this. [11:23] Nancy     Make sure it's a memorable message! [11:23] Taro     Let's see... Which was it...? [11:27] Goro     Is something wrong? [11:28] Taro     Just... trying to remember which     job I said I had, and to who. [11:32] Goro     Were you lying?! [11:34] Taro     What do you want from me? You should've     seen the looks I got when I was honest. [11:38] Goro     That's no excuse... [11:41] Taro     I know... [11:42] Taro     Man, what am I gonna do? [11:45] Edward     It'll be all right! [11:46] Edward     It's less what job you have, [11:48] Edward     and more what kind of life you live,     as well as what your values are! [11:53] Edward     I'm certain there's a lovely woman who     you're destined to be with here tonight, Taro! [11:59] Taro     You really are a legend!     You know just what to say! [12:01] Edward     Just have some faith and     write out your message card! [12:04] Taro     Got it! [12:08] Noin     The boss signaled us for Phase 2 of the plan! [12:11] Perch     Okay. It's on you now, Anri. [12:14] Anri     Of course. Leave it to me. [12:20] Goro     I never did finish my message card... [12:24] Taro     Yeah. I mean, how can you     pick just one person? [12:28] Staff     I have something for you. [12:32] Edward     Thank you. [12:34] Goro     I got one?! [12:36] Taro     What about me? Any for me? [12:38] Staff     Pardon me. [12:41] Taro     Wait, what about mine? [12:48] Taro     Why only me...? [12:49] Jiro     Maybe it's obvious how desperate you are. [12:52] Taro     What...? [12:56] Taro     Why are you even here? [12:58] Jiro     It's not just me. Check it out. [13:03] Taro     Great. Even Saburo has a girl. [13:07] Taro     A dog's got me beat. [13:10] Anri     Excuse me... [13:11] Anri     Do you have a minute? [13:14] Taro     Who? Me? [13:16] Anri     Of course. [13:20] Taro     Y-Yes! Certainly! [13:22] Anri     Let's step outside, then. [13:24] Taro     Of course. Shall we? [13:34] Anri     The breeze feels so nice... [13:36] Anri     I had wanted to get some fresh air. [13:40] Anri     And spend some time with you. [13:42] Taro     J-Just the two of us?! [13:45] Taro     Uh, I didn't see you around earlier... [13:48] Anri     Well, I had my heart     set on you to begin with. [13:51] Anri     So I sat out the introduction time. [13:56] Anri     I'm actually the one who asked     that you be invited. [14:03] Anri     I was touched by that article about Nussie     from Loch Nuss two months ago! [14:07] Taro     You know what kind of     job I have, but still...? [14:11] Anri     Of course. [14:12] Anri     I care more about what kind of life you live,     and what your values are, than your job. [14:22] Anri     I'm sure you've had a lot     of interesting experiences. [14:25] Taro     Y-Yeah! I guess... [14:28] Anri     Do you have any strange mementos? [14:32] Anri     A mysterious stone, maybe? [14:35] Taro     O-Oh yeah! Actually... [14:38] Taro     Wait, not this. This one, I mean. [14:42] Anri     Wow! [14:45] Taro     It's honestly not that interesting, though. [14:48] Taro     I know... [14:49] Taro     Get a load of this! [14:51] Taro     It was a fortune I got. [14:53] Taro     I'm positive this heart is     what led us to each other! [14:57] Taro     Oh, it's so over-scientific! [15:00] Anri     Would it be okay if I got     a better look at the other thing? [15:03] Taro     Oh, this? [15:05] Anri     Not that! [15:08] Anri     Oh, forgive me! [15:10] Anri     I just get so excited over gemstones...     I lost my composure! [15:15] Taro     Look, I'm glad that you're     interested in my job... [15:19] Taro     But I actually intend on quitting     once I get married. [15:23] Anri     Oh, that is just so perfect! [15:26] Anri     I had always intended on continuing     to work once I got married, [15:30] Anri     and was looking for a partner     who would support me! [15:33] Taro     Really?! [15:36] Taro     What kind of work do you do?! [15:37] Anri     I'm a singer! With a side of modeling. [15:40] Taro     You can rest assured! I will dedicate     everything I have to supporting you! [15:46] Jiro     Does he even have anything     to dedicate? Sheesh. [15:50] Jiro     And where have I seen her before? [15:55] Nancy     And that concludes our free time! [16:00] Nancy     Now it's time for a break. [16:02] Nancy     We'll be doing a second round     of message cards next... [16:04] Goro     This is extremely exhausting     for some reason. [16:05] Nancy     This will be your final chance! [16:08] Taro     At long last, it's time     I say goodbye to this grind! [16:11] Taro     As I sail off on the journey     known as marriage! [16:16] Goro     I see. [16:18] Goro     I'm thinking of excusing myself. [16:21] Taro     Come on, man, that'd be rude     to the ladies in attendance. [16:24] Taro     You've gotta have an even     number on both sides. [16:26] Jiro     There were more guys all along, so it's fine. [16:31] Goro     Jiro?! [16:32] Taro     Whoa, you're still down there? [16:35] JIro     We're on a boat. Where am I gonna go? [16:38] Edward     Hello, gentlemen. How's it going? [16:41] Taro     Your advice helped me seal the deal! [16:43] Edward     I'm glad to hear it. [16:45] Edward     I think things are shaping up     nicely for me, as well. [16:47] Edward     Perhaps if we both end up in couples,     we could go on a double date. [16:52] Taro     A double date with the legend?!     I'd be honored! [17:00] Jiro     The final matching time is about to start. [17:03] Goro     I'm feeling a bit guilty, to be honest. [17:05] Goro     Everyone's so serious     about getting married... [17:08] Goro     I really shouldn't have     joined in the first place. [17:12] Jiro     I mean, considering you don't     care about marriage, yeah. [17:14] Goro     I know. I really am sorry... [17:21] Goro     I have to say, though... [17:24] Goro     The legend of the matchmaking party... [17:27] Goro     I can't shake the feeling that     I recognize him from somewhere. [17:30] Jiro     I know what you mean! [17:32] Jiro     That Anri lady...     I think I've seen her before. [17:46] Nancy     It's confession time! [17:51] Taro     It's from Anri! [17:53] Taro     Now I can get married and quit,     like I've always dreamed of! [17:56] Edward     It seems we're just about     guaranteed to find someone. [18:00] Edward     Taro, let's make sure to arrange     for that double date. [18:03] Taro     Yeah! Of course! [18:06] Goro     I just remembered! It's him! [18:09] Goro     The president of the White     Pegasus Company, Edward Chi! [18:13] Jiro     Right! And the woman! [18:15] Jiro     She was in that poster     they had at White Pegasus! [18:19] Goro     Why would their president     be attending this party? [18:24] Both     It's a trap! [18:31] Goro     It won't open! [18:32] Jiro     What do we do?! [18:33] Goro     Taro! It's a trap! [18:35] Jiro     Taro! You gotta notice, Taro! [18:39] Nancy     Congratulations! We have our couples! [18:43] Nancy     And now, for number five... [18:46] Taro     I'm finally next. [18:48] Taro     I get to leave the rat race     and become a househusband! [18:53] Taro     It's been quite the journey. [18:55] Taro     So much has happened... [18:58] Taro     Unbelievable stuff. [19:00] Taro     Looking back now... the time     I spent with those guys... [19:06] Taro     It was actually kinda fun. [19:09] Taro     Wait, what am I crying for? [19:14] Taro     My dream's about to come true... [19:18] Taro     I guess these might be the marriage blues? [19:26] Goro     It's no good! You'd need inhuman strength! [19:29] Jiro     Inhuman... That's it! [19:32] Goro     Do you mean— [19:47] Nancy     And now, number six, step forward! [19:54] Taro     Well... um... I've... uh... [20:04] Jiro     Belay that confession. [20:14] Nancy     And... you are? [20:16] Jiro     It should be obvious, you miscreant! [20:23] Jiro     Come along, you lowborn worm. [20:32] Taro     Wh-Whoa! [20:33] Jiro     I bid you all good night. [20:40] BG Woman     What the hell was that?! [20:45] Goro     And that concludes our special     "Wouldn't that be wild?!" sketch! [20:53] Taro     Damn it all... [20:55] Taro     My shot at marriage is ruined,     thanks to a certain someone. [20:59] Jiro     I don't really remember, so... [21:03] Taro     To be honest... I had a case of     the marriage blues for a while there. [21:09] Taro     I think maybe I like working     here more than I realized. [21:14] Goro     Well, this means we can all keep working     together like before! Isn't that great? [21:20] Goro     Oh, it's so over-scientific! [21:24] Jiro     Hey, listen. When I was     carrying you away, Taro... [21:29] Taro     Wait, you mean you do remember? [21:31] Jiro     It's more like I remembered just now. [21:34] Goro     Remembered what? [21:36] Jiro     About the Continent of Mo. [21:43] Edward     This was within my expectations. [21:46] Edward     And now... I'll have to     enlist their aid in my plan. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     Now that Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:27] Saburo     has developed a reputation for     being a high-quality animal anime, [23:31] Saburo     Issue 8 will be: Body Moving!     Walk One Dog and More Will Follow SIGN    Issue 8: Body Moving!                    Walk One Dog and More Will Follow. [23:36] Saburo     Next time, we'll be doing     more than roaring sagaciously! E8 - Body Moving! Walk One Dog and More Will Follow Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Edward     What is your position within the     White Pegasus Company, gentlemen? [00:10] Noin     We're in charge of looking for MOParts... [00:14] Edward     But you have an official title, as normal     employees, for appearances' sake. [00:18] Perch     I believe we're co-chief assistant managers     to promotional sales section 2 [00:23] Perch     of the pet supply department's     dedicated dog products division. [00:26] Noin     Yeah, what he said. [00:28] Edward     I'd like you to perform a task     more aligned with that title. [00:31] Edward     We're going to be holding a dog show. [00:34] Noin     A dog show, sir? [00:37] Edward     It seems the staff of Monthly Moso     Science has a dog of their own, [00:42] Edward     so we'll be using the show      as bait to lure them [00:44] Edward     to a specially prepared venue     and take their MOParts. [00:47] Perch     Then we're setting a trap. [00:49] Edward     Once we've got their MOParts, [00:52] Edward     it will only be a matter of time     until the Continent of Mo rises again. [00:56] Perch     Boss, when the Mo Continent     is back, well... will we... [01:02] Edward     Of course. Half the continent     will be yours, as I promised. [01:09] Both     Yeah! SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 8:                    Body Moving!                    Walk One Dog and More Will Follow [02:51] Noin     This company really makes     a bunch of different stuff, huh? [02:56] Perch     How about this as a prize for the dog show? [03:00] Noin     Well, what is it? [03:02] Perch     I know! We'll say it's a trophy! [03:06] Noin     Can we do that? [03:08] Perch     He said we could use anything in storage. [03:11] Noin     I guess you're right. [03:16] Nancy     Your problem is you're too wishy-washy! [03:19] Nancy     I can't believe you blew your chance     at the matchmaking party! [03:22] Taro     That wasn't exactly what happened... [03:24] Nancy     Do you know what the difference is     between popular and unpopular men? [03:28] Nancy     It's confidence! That's it!     You have to be unwavering! [03:32] Nancy     No half measures! [03:35] Nancy     You need to get your act together     if you expect me to find you anyone! [03:47] Woman     Marron, wait! [03:48] Man     Hey! [03:51] Man     Y-Your dog is cute. [03:53] Woman     Yours is very nice, too. [03:55] Man     Do you live around here? [03:57] Woman     Yes. [03:57] Man     Well, maybe I'll see you around. [03:59] Woman     Right. Maybe we can chat more then. [04:02] Taro     How could I have been so blind...? [04:07] Goro     Can you be more specific, Jiro? [04:10] Jiro     Like I told you, if I try to     remember more, it's all fuzzy. [04:16] Jiro     There was something like a war     between heaven and earth... [04:18] Jiro     And that's all I can really remember. [04:21] Goro     But in terms of specifics... [04:24] Jiro     Look, I'd love it if I knew more, myself. [04:31] Jiro     "Dreams are the last gasps     of memories on the verge of fading. SIGN    Dreams are     the last gasps      of memories     on the verge     of fading.     Have the dog     face west while     the tail     faces east. [04:35] Jiro     Have the dog face west     while the tail faces east." [04:40] Taro     What're you guys doing? [04:41] Goro     I was hoping Jiro would remember     more about the Mo Continent. [04:48] Taro     Where's Saburo? [04:50] Jiro     Over there. [04:55] Taro     Hey, Saburo! [04:57] Taro     Let's go for a walk, buddy! [04:59] Jiro     You never take Saburo for walks, Taro. [05:03] Taro     I realized something today!     When you walk a dog... [05:06] Taro     You're creating a chance     for a romantic encounter! [05:10] Jiro     It's true that having a dog can break     the ice with strangers, but... [05:15] Jiro     Does that kind of thing ever go anywhere? [05:18] Taro     The first step is actually meeting someone! [05:21] Jiro     You still haven't given up yet, huh? [05:23] Goro     Could we please just discuss     the Mo Continent?! [05:27] Taro     No, Saburo, this way! [05:30] Taro     Let's head... over there, come on! [05:38] Taro     G-Good afternoon. [05:40] Lady     Good afternoon. [05:42] Lady     Oh, stop that! [05:45] Taro     What a cute dog. [05:47] Lady     Yours is lovely, too. [05:49] Taro     Oh, I dunno about that... [05:54] Taro     Would you settle down, Saburo?! [05:57] Lady     His coat is wonderful. [05:58] Taro     Y-Yeah? [05:59] Lady     I make sure Fernandez never misses     his three weekly treatments. [06:04] Lady     What's your routine? [06:05] Taro     Uh, well... [06:07] Lady 2     Oh, it's been ages! [06:08] Lady     Hi! How have you been? [06:10] Taro     Hey there. [06:14] Lady 2     Have you tried that new line of dog food? [06:17] Lady     My little one's a little too picky an eater... [06:20] Middle Aged     Hello, everyone. [06:21] Lady 2     Oh, I haven't seen you lately. [06:24] Middle Aged     I'm glad to see you're all doing well. [06:30] Lady     Did you hear about the      immunization drive at the park? [06:33] Middle Aged     Oh, yes, the vet running it     is really talented. [06:35] Lady 2     My baby really hates needles, though... [06:39] Taro     I couldn't hang with all      the dog person talk... [06:45] Taro     It's hard getting past the first stage. [06:48] Jiro     Especially considering     you're not really a dog-lover. [06:51] Taro     Yeah. I only interact with one     because I work here. [06:55] Goro     Right... on the M shelf.     There should be a file... [06:59] Goro     You threw it out?! Whatever the heck for?! [07:03] Catherine     Something just showed up     in the mail for editorial. [07:06] Taro     Go ahead and open it, Chief. [07:09] Catherine     Seems like a bore, so I'd rather not. [07:11] Taro     Aw, come on... [07:12] Taro     Wait. This is from the White     Pegasus Company... SIGN    Lucky Color:     Red     Dreams are     your wishes     for the future.     Make sure     that your     dog does     not bite     the hand     that feeds it. [07:17] Catherine     "Dreams are your wishes for the future. [07:19] Catherine     Make sure that your dog does not bite     the hand that feeds it." [07:20] Goro     Look, I understand, but... [07:22] Goro     Is there nothing else      that can be done? Please! [07:24] Catherine     It's yours now. SIGN    First-Ever Most City     Dog Show [07:26] Taro     What's this? [07:27] Taro     A dog collar, a letter, and a flier... [07:30] Jiro     "The first-ever Most City Dog Show... [07:30] Sign     First-Ever Most City     Dog Show [07:34] Jiro     The winning dog will receive     a prize and a trophy." [07:37] Taro     They say we're invited as the     staff of Monthly Moso Science. [07:42] Taro     The collar is... "a special product we've     produced to emphasize your dog's charms"? [07:48] Jiro     What do you think? [07:50] Taro     She'd probably want us to cover it,     but this seems like a drag. [07:53] Taro     Plus, it's run by the White Pegasus Company.     You guys keep saying they're sketchy. [07:58] Jiro     True, they are. [08:02] Jiro     What's up, Saburo?     You want to enter the contest? [08:09] Jiro     I think he does. [08:10] Taro     So let him. [08:12] Jiro     You don't think you could meet anyone there? [08:16] Taro     But if it doesn't go anywhere... [08:19] Jiro     Well, that settles it. Nothing     ventured, nothing gained, right? [08:23] Jiro     Saburo! Wanna try this collar on? [08:28] Jiro     Okay, you don't have to. [08:29] Goro     Well, please look into it. [08:33] Goro     What's going on, now? [08:38] Sign     First-Ever     Most City Dog Show [08:39] Noin     I'm Kuro! [08:40] Perch     And I'm Shiro! [08:42] Both     And together we are... [08:44] Noin     The lapdogs from hell! [08:45] Perch     What the heck?! [08:47] Both     Thanks for coming! [08:49] Both     Now, please make your way inside! [08:57] Perch     We'll just need to check your bags! [09:00] Perch     Please leave them with us. [09:03] Guests     Okay. [09:04] Guests     Here you go. [09:05] Guests     Take good care of it. [09:06] Both     Not what we meant...! [09:11] Atsumi     Good morning, everyone!     I'll be your MC for today's festivities. [09:15] Atsumi     I'm Atsumi Seiichiro, a freelance presenter. [09:18] Noin     I'm Kuro, his assistant! [09:20] Perch     And I'm Shiro! [09:21] Both     And together we are... [09:23] Atsumi     Now let's begin the first-ever     Most City Dog Show! [09:34] Taro     Didn't expect a crowd like this. [09:37] Jiro     Hey, look at that dog! [09:41] Jiro     It's the same collar... [09:44] Taro     Whoa, this one is cool too! [09:47] Goro     There's something about that one that     goes beyond "cuteness" and into "alien." [09:51] Taro     I wonder if it's the collars     making them look so wild. [09:54] Goro     That is impressive! [09:55] Goro     Oh, how over-scientific! [09:59] Atsumi     Now, if all owners could escort     their dogs to the starting line [10:04] Atsumi     while the audience takes their seats. [10:07] Atsumi     Our contestants will compete in a triathlon     of running, swimming, and obstacle courses. [10:12] Atsumi     Whoever comes out on top     will receive a luxury prize! [10:17] Goro     There appear to be press seats     we were invited to use. [10:20] Perch     Over here! [10:22] Perch     Here are your special seats! [10:25] Goro     Front row seats? [10:27] Jiro     It'd be easier to see the     whole thing from further back. [10:30] Taro     Looks like there's no assigned seats     anyway, so let's just sit wherever. [10:35] Perch     But you're supposed to sit here! [10:38] Taro     Don't mind us! [10:42] Noin     Why won't these punks sit     in their special seats? [10:45] Perch     Our special "rest in peace"     seating is wasted now! [10:49] Atsumi     Now, if you'll take your positions... [10:51] Atsumi     Ready? Dog-go! [10:55] Atsumi     Now, if you'll take your positions... [10:58] Atsumi     Ready? Dog-go! [11:01] Atsumi     And they're off. The inaugural     Most City Dog Show... [11:05] Owner 1     Go, Idol! [11:05] Atsumi     First up is running!     An act synonymous with dogs! [11:07] Owner 2     You've got this, Bludo! [11:09] Atsumi     They'll be competing in land speed first! [11:09] Owner 3     Prince! [11:11] Taro     Where's Saburo? [11:14] Taro     Man, I can't see him anywhere. [11:20] Goro     In the center!     He's in the middle of the pack! [11:24] Taro     Get 'em, Saburo! Go, go, go! [11:28] Atsumi     And after running comes swimming!     Another well-known dog activity! [11:32] Atsumi     The leading group is diving in! [11:34] Atsumi     Idol is in first place,     and dog-paddling her way along! [11:37] Atsumi     But we've got someone cutting     through the water behind her! [11:40] Atsumi     A dog, somehow doing a butterfly stroke! [11:44] Atsumi     And here's a dog who's managed a front crawl! [11:46] Atsumi     It looks like these two are     battling it out for first place! [11:51] Atsumi     No, we've got another moving up the ranks! [11:56] Atsumi     This dog seems to have mastered     ancient Japanese martial swimming! [11:59] Taro     Go, go, Saburo! Take 'em down,     take 'em down, Saburo! [12:03] Owner 2     Bludo! [12:04] Owner 3     Prince! [12:05] Owner 1     Idol! [12:08] Atsumi     And after the swim, the dogs will be     encountering this obstacle course! [12:11] Atsumi     What better way to test their agility?! [12:14] Atsumi     The leading quartet has put a lot of     distance between them and the others, [12:17] Atsumi     with a four-way battle for the lead! [12:22] Trio     Saburo! [12:24] Owner 2     Get 'em, Bludo! [12:32] Atsumi     Bludo, currently in the lead,     takes to the dance stage! [12:35] Atsumi     Now, let's see his moves! [12:37] Atsumi     Start the music! [12:53] Owner 2     Bludo... [12:55] Atsumi     Next is our second place contestant... [13:03] Atsumi     Now look at that! Magnificent! [13:09] Taro     Yeah! [13:11] Jiro     I didn't know he could do that. [13:30] Atsumi     Next up is the dog maze! [13:31] Atsumi     Will these pups have the wits     to make their way to the exit? [13:38] Owner 1     Idol, go back! [13:41] Owner 2     Straight on through, Bludo! [13:42] Owner 3     Not that way, Prince! [13:44] Taro     Saburo, take the turn! [13:46] JIro     No, your right! On the right! [13:49] Noin     It's no good. We can't get to the MOParts. [13:52] Perch     We'll just have to draw them     onto the stage, then. [13:55] Noin     Push comes to shove, we'll use     the special judge's award. [13:58] Atsumi     And which pupper will be     the first to exit the maze? [14:02] Atsumi     It looks like Saburo is     the first to find his way out! [14:07] Atsumi     And in second is Bludo! [14:11] Atsumi     These two will be our competitors     for the final round! [14:15] Atsumi     And the final competition is... dog sumo! [14:19] Jiro     Sumo... as the final stage of a dog show? [14:25] Owner 2     We've got this. [14:36] Perch     Entering from the east... Saburo! [14:43] Perch     Entering from the west... Bludo! [14:49] Noin     Time to begin. [14:50] Noin     Ready? And start! [15:00] Atsumi     This dog somehow used the neko-damashi     technique! Saburo wins by ring-out! [15:05] Owner 2     Say what?! [15:06] Taro     Yeah, he won! [15:08] Jiro     You did it, Saburo! [15:12] Atsumi     If Saburo's owner could     please join us on the stage. [15:17] Atsumi     All other contestants,     please collect your participation prizes [15:20] Atsumi     on your way out of the arena. [15:22] Atsumi     Thank you for joining us today! [15:31] Jiro     Not yet! [15:32] Taro     How much do you think the prize will be? [15:34] Jiro     This place is looking kinda sparse     for the awards ceremony. [15:36] Goro     The MC, Atsumi, is gone too. [15:42] Goro     Oh, it's Shiro and Kuro! You two     will be presenting the prize, then? [15:53] Jiro     What the heck is this? [15:59] Perch     You're not escaping this venue now! [16:01] Noin     Now be good and hand over your MOParts! [16:04] Taro     Aw, it's you guys! This was all a trap?! [16:07] Jiro     They really pulled out all the stops. [16:09] Jiro     Saburo! [16:11] Perch     What's with the dog? [16:12] Noin     Does it actually want the trophy? [16:15] Noin     You can have the damn thing! [16:40] Trio     S-Saburo turned human?! [16:43] Saburo     I'm a bard from the Mo Continent.     And this is my harp. [16:49] Noin     He's a Motarian too?! [16:51] Jiro     The pinching doesn't hurt! Am I dreaming?! [16:53] Taro     It hurts me plenty! [16:55] Goro     He said he was a bard! [16:59] Goro     And now we have three Motarians to your two! [17:02] Goro     Give up, and set us free! [17:30] Noin     You shouldn't think this     is gonna go like it did before. [17:33] Perch     We've been working under a martial arts     teacher to undergo harsh training! [17:38] Noin     Seriously harsh, man. [17:40] Perch     It sucked. [17:44] (Flashback) Noin     Gonna fall! Gonna fall! [17:46] (Flashback) Master     You must clear your mind! [17:48] (Flashback) Perch     Hot! Hot hot hot! [17:51] (Flashback) Master     You must empty your thoughts! [17:54] Noin     And with the special move we've learned,     we're gonna beat you guys! [17:57] Noin     We call it... [17:59] Noin     Cross Over X! [17:59] Perch     Super Contemporary! [18:02] Noin     I thought it was Cross Over X? [18:04] Perch     Come on, we were gonna     call it Super Contemporary. [18:07] Noin     But we can't use our special move     unless our minds are in sync! [18:11] Perch     Which is why you need to     contemporaneously match me! [18:13] Noin     No! Cross over with me! [18:17] Saburo     I suppose I should bless you all     with my singing. [18:21] Goro     If he's a bard, perhaps he'll raise     our stats with his singing or heal us! [18:28] Twins     What?! [18:29] Saburo     Mo, Mo, Mo... [18:33] Saburo     Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana! [18:34] Goro     That's a staple of fantasy role-playing! [18:36] Goro     And now, bathed in song... [18:36] Saburo     Ra Mo, Ra Mo! [18:40] Saburo     Lalala Mo! [18:40] Goro     You'll transform, too! [19:12] Saburo     Mo, Mo, Mo... [19:15] Saburo     Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana! [19:19] Saburo     Ra Mo, Ra Mo! [19:20] Noin     This is bad! [19:21] Perch     I guess we'll back off today, and     try to sort out our special move! [19:23] Saburo     Lalala Mo! [19:28] Noin     You guys got lucky this time! [19:31] Perch     But next time you're in for a beating! [19:34] Goro     Aw, just when it was about to get good! [19:38] Jiro     I do not feel as if I am any more powerful. [19:41] Jiro     What sort of power does your song hold? [19:46] Saburo     This isn't a video game.     That's not how bards work. [19:50] Saburo     We simply pass down a record     of history through song. [19:55] Saburo     Mo, Mo, Mo! [19:58] Saburo     Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana! [20:01] Saburo     Ra Mo, Ra Mo! [20:05] Saburo     Lalala Mo! [20:05] Jiro     I remember now... I was... I was... [20:12] Jiro     The prince of the Mo Continent! [20:16] Goro     A prince?! [20:18] Saburo     Well, I'm glad to see you've     remembered, Your Highness. [20:21] Goro     Then Saburo... do you know anything else? [20:25] Saburo     I do. That's why I've been     advising you all along. [20:29] Saburo     Granted, as a commoner, I wasn't privy     to what happened in the palace... [20:38] Jiro     Oh, so that's why he was howling     so obnoxiously every now and then. [20:48] Edward     The best laid plans... [20:51] Edward     have come to nothing     because of their failings. [20:55] Edward     You have my most sincere apologies. [20:57] Edward     Everything's going according     to plan? Really? [21:05] Goro     I see. I don't know how I failed     to notice this before... [21:09] Goro     The MOParts don't allow you to transform, [21:12] Goro     but rather, because you're Motarians,     they allow you to take your original forms! [21:16] Taro     So, what did you remember, prince? [21:19] Jiro     The Continent of Mo sank      into the sea that day... [21:23] Jiro     Because of the civil war that      split the kingdom in two... [21:27] Jiro     Nothing more specific than that yet. [21:31] Taro     And he didn't seem to know any     of the important details. [21:36] Jiro     I wonder what's happened     to the Mo Continent since then. [21:39] Goro     About that... [21:42] Goro     Fourteen years ago, there was a paper     published on the Mo Continent. [21:47] Goro     And it was written by... [21:49] Goro     Four Tune. She was      fifteen years old at the time. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     Well, hello there, folks.     It's your favorite bard here. [23:28] Saburo     I've actually been giving subtle spoilers     via the next episode previews all along! [23:32] Saburo     Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 9:     Mystery Moments! The Young Genius's Past. SIGN    Issue 9: Mystery Moments!                    The Young Genius' Past [23:37] Saburo     Next time... wait, did I roar this time? E9 - Mystery Moments! The Young Genius' Past Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Reporter     I'm here at the press conference     being held by Science Laboratories. [00:06] Reporter     As the youngest individual      to ever earn a doctorate, [00:09] Reporter     Miss Four Tune has gone on to make     several earth-shattering discoveries, [00:14] Reporter     and she's holding this conference to announce     what she calls the find of the century. SIGN    14 Years Ago [00:21] Press A     The lab seems to have quite     a lot invested in this girl genius. [00:26] Press B     Well, it's thanks to her [00:27] Press B     that they've been able to secure     the largest budget in their history. [00:30] Press B     They probably want to show her off. [00:32] Press C     Here we go. [00:42] Four     All of my previous research has been     in service of a uniting theory. [00:47] Four     I'm here to inform you all that     I have now confirmed this theory. [00:54] Four     The land of a long-lost advanced civilization, [00:56] Four     the continent of Mo, did exist! SIGN    Girl genius loses her mind SIGN    Miss Four Tune on the outs in academia:     "I don't expect fools to understand"     Insulting her peers SIGN    Her previous research comes under suspicion     Will her doctorate be revoked? SIGN    Insulting her peers [01:16] Four     The Mo Continent is real... I know it. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 9:                    Mystery Moments!                    The Young Genius's Past SIGN    1 Year Prior [03:15] Edward     Excuse me. [03:18] Edward     What are you doing? [03:22] Four     Looking at cells. [03:24] Edward     Cells? [03:25] Four     From a tiger. [03:26] Edward     A tiger? Why? [03:28] Four     I was curious if they could grow gigantic. [03:31] Edward     Could tigers actually get that big? [03:34] Four     They used to. More specifically,     a subspecies of tiger. [03:37] Four     Or maybe a life-form that     only resembled tigers. [03:41] Four     Hand me that. [03:46] Edward     What is this subspecies,     or the similar but different creature? [03:50] Edward     You're asking a lot of questions. [03:52] Edward     Are you interested? [03:53] Edward     Well, it's just... I like animals.      So I was curious. [03:59] Four     I like them, too. [04:01] Four     But who are you, anyway? [04:03] Edward     Oh, I'm Edward Chi. [04:06] Edward     I'm starting my new job as     a special researcher in the lab today. [04:10] Edward     I was told to wait in here. [04:13] Four     Then that makes you my assistant. [04:19] Four     My name is Four Tune. I'm a special     researcher for Science Laboratories. [04:23] Edward     Y-You are?! [04:25] Four     I noticed you didn't treat me like a child. [04:30] Four     I like that. [04:32] Edward     I-I see. Well, it's a pleasure. [04:37] Four     Sorry to rush you, but I was about     to start in on a bear dissection. [04:41] Four     Help me out. SIGN    Today's     Recommendation:          Honey Jelly SIGN    Bears     love it! [04:51] Four     Time to eat. [04:58] Four     You're not going to eat? [05:01] Edward     I've just never seen so much     bloody flesh before... [05:05] Edward     Excuse me— [05:08] Four     You must come from a fancy home. [05:12] Four     We'll be dissecting a water buffalo tomorrow. [05:18] Edward     But you come from a sophisticated     background too, right? [05:23] Four     What makes you think that? [05:25] Edward     The Tune family is in a class of their own     in terms of wealth. With a long lineage. [05:29] Four     And that's why I'm here. [05:32] Four     Because a prim and proper family like that     doesn't need a weirdo like me. [05:37] Edward     That's... [05:38] Four     Hand me the file from that shelf,     and open it to page 10. [05:49] Edward     What is all this? [05:51] Four     I spilled hot cocoa. [05:58] Four     I can be pretty clumsy     when I get focused on my work... [06:02] Four     Granted, my handwriting is so bad,     I can't always read it either way. [06:07] Four     But I'm writing things down just in case.     I remember most of it, so it's fine. [06:19] Edward     I wonder how long she intends on staying... [06:23] Edward     Y'know, they're going to be locking up soon. [06:26] Four     Is it that late already? [06:28] Four     Have a good night, then. [06:30] Edward     You're not going home? [06:32] Four     I'd just have to come back     if I did. Too much work. [06:36] Edward     Have you been... sleeping in here? [06:45] Four     It's fine. I have pajamas to change into. [06:48] Edward     But that's... You're still so— [06:53] Four     The guards are around, so I'm not scared. [06:55] Four     Bye-bye. See you tomorrow. [07:18] Edward     Good morning. [07:20] Edward     Care for a drink? [07:23] Four     Wow. Thank you! [07:33] Four     You're so weird, Ed. [07:35] Edward     Coming from you, that's a bit much... [07:38] Four     So mean! [07:41] Edward     I made sandwiches. Would you like some? [07:45] Four     I would! [07:47] Four     Thank you for the food! [07:49] Edward     Go ahead. [07:51] Four     Tasty! [07:55] Four     What is this?! It's amazing! [07:58] Edward     I went ahead and made another copy. [08:00] Four     You did?! [08:01] Four     Your handwriting is     beautiful! And so legible! [08:05] Four     Oh, right. That reminds me... [08:18] Four     I see. That explains it... SIGN    Girl genius makes historical discovery SIGN    Ancient texts previously thought unreadable finally deciphered [08:39] Edward     You looked like you'd forgotten     about eating and sleeping properly... [08:44] Edward     I'm glad you're doing better. [08:46] Four     All thanks to you, Ed. [08:49] Four     You organizing my files has helped me make     real progress deciphering the ancient texts. [08:54] Four     It's so strange. It's just a copy     of stuff I already wrote down, [08:58] Four     but going through it makes me feel      like my thoughts are being organized. [09:02] Edward     I'm glad I was able to be of help. [09:07] Four     I'd like you to always work by my side. [09:12] Press A     Miss Four Tune! [09:14] Press A     Good afternoon. That is you, yes? [09:17] Four     Who're you? [09:19] Press A     I'm a reporter with Most News.     Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? [09:25] Four     Go ahead. [09:27] Ed     Well, I'll take care of the dishes. [09:29] Four     Sure. See you later. SIGN    Doctor Four Tune's cutting-edge theories on evolution SIGN    Could tigers become larger than they are now? [10:00] Edward     What is this?! [10:05] Press A     What are you doing, man?! [10:06] Edward     I'm her assistant! [10:08] Edward     If you want an interview, you need to arrange     for it in advance and in an appropriate fashion. [10:12] Edward     Did you even get permission     to enter the lab? [10:15] Edward     I will call security. [10:17] Press B     Okay, okay! Some other time, then. [10:22] Press B     Damn... [10:24] Press B     What was that about? [10:28] Four     You dropped this! [10:30] Edward     Are you all right? [10:31] Four     They didn't do anything. [10:34] Edward     But seeing them swarm you like that... [10:37] Edward     I was worried. [10:39] Four     I wasn't. [10:41] Four     And having a lot of attention     brings certain advantages. [10:45] Four     Like making the chairman more cooperative. [10:48] Edward     A public spotlight doesn't     always have positive effects. [10:53] Four     Never mind that. Ed, can you read this? [10:57] Edward     Don't be silly. How could I if you can't? [11:00] Four     It's so weird. It's got the same patterns     I've used to decipher everything else, [11:04] Four     but this part is almost     like another language. [11:07] Four     I wonder why. [11:15] Edward     Look out! [11:19] Four     What a relief! [11:22] Edward     Four Tune, stop eating and please get a rag! [11:26] Edward     Four Tune? [11:28] Four     I see. It was written backwards. [11:31] Four     Why is only this part backwards?! [11:33] Four     That has to imply some level of     importance and secrecy, right? [11:37] Four     It has to! [12:12] Four     If the ancient texts are right,     it should be down here... [12:26] Four     Oh, no. I should have     expected something like this. [12:30] Four     But if I go back to grab a light,     I might not make it back inside. [12:35] Four     What do I do...? [12:40] Four     Here we go! I'm in luck. [12:53] Four     This is it. [12:55] Four     This is what I was looking for! [13:02] Edward     Four Tune! I've been looking for you. [13:04] Edward     Where have you been? [13:09] Edward     Four Tune? [13:10] Four     Not now. [13:50] Four     It's done... SIGN    The Sinking and     Likely Resurfacing of     the Mo Continent [13:52] Edward     The Mo Continent? [13:54] Edward     What is that? [13:55] Four     The land that was home to the advanced     civilization of beastmen [13:59] Four     who once ruled the world. [14:01] Edward     An advanced civilization of beastmen? [14:04] Edward     What are you talking about? [14:09] Four     I found this at my grandfather's villa. [14:27] Four     Locally, it had become known     as a cursed stone and was feared. [14:32] Four     The kind that curses you     when you touch it. [14:34] Four     Specifically, it causes corns on your feet. [14:37] Four     One of my ancestors, who was the     local lord, took it and enshrined it. [14:43] Four     I wanted to see if it     would really curse me... [14:50] Four     And that's when I saw it. [14:54] Four     A vision of who I really am. [14:59] Four     I'm a beast person, from the Mo Continent. [15:03] Four     A Motarian. [15:06] Four     I want to take my true form. [15:09] Four     That's why I've been doing this research. [15:12] Chairman     It seems our girl genius     has written a new paper! [15:16] Chair A     Yes, sir. We haven't verified     the contents yet, but... [15:19] Chariman     Then let's debut it at an     urgent press conference! [15:22] Chair B     Is that a good idea? [15:25] Chariman     It's fine! Why not use the chance     to add some more heat to our popularity? [15:32] Reporter     We'll be hearing from the youngest individual     to ever earn a doctorate [15:34] Reporter     who has gone on to make several     earth-shattering discoveries, Miss Four Tune... [15:39] Press A     The lab seems to have quite     a lot invested in this girl genius. [15:44] Press B     Well, it's thanks to her [15:45] Press B     that they've been able to secure     the largest budget in their history. [15:49] Press B     They probably want to show her off. [15:51] Press C     Here we go. [16:00] Four     All of my previous research has been     in service of a uniting theory. [16:05] Four     I'm here to inform you all that     I have now confirmed this theory. [16:12] Four     The land of a long-lost advanced civilization, [16:15] Four     the continent of Mo, did exist! [16:37] Edward     She lives in a place like this...? [16:43] Edward     Four Tune? Are you there? [16:45] Edward     Please open up if you are. [16:47] Four     Go away. [16:49] Edward     You quit the lab so suddenly.     I've been worried. [16:53] Four     Go away. [16:55] Edward     What's become of your Mo Continent research? [16:59] Four     The chairman said I won't     get any more support for it. [17:04] Four     Go away. [17:06] Edward     I'll be back. [17:12] Edward     Four Tune? [17:13] Four     You actually came? Go away. [17:15] Edward     Have you eaten? [17:17] Edward     I made some sandwiches. [17:20] Edward     Help yourself, if you'd like. [17:22] Edward     I'm going to leave them out here. [17:45] Edward     Four Tune! I made rice balls today. [17:51] Edward     Four Tune, today is pancakes. [17:56] Edward     Your research on the Mo Continent...     you're continuing it, right? [18:03] Edward     If there's anything I can do,     just let me know. [18:09] Edward     I'll be back. [18:12] Four     Why? [18:14] Four     Why are you being so nice to me? [18:18] Edward     When I first met you, you said you liked me     because I didn't treat you like a child. [18:26] Four     Did that happen...? [18:29] Edward     But I did treat you like a child back then. [18:32] Edward     I might even be doing that right now. [18:34] Edward     And that's been bothering me all along. [18:39] Edward     I don't know... I feel like I need     to make up for it. [18:48] Four     You're so dumb, Ed. [19:07] Edward     I paid your utilities off. [19:13] Edward     Four Tune? [19:15] Four     Ed... [19:16] Edward     What is it? [19:20] Four     Watch this. [19:32] Edward     Remarkable... [19:34] Edward     This is incredible! You look gorgeous! [19:38] Edward     I'm sure academia will lose its mind     when you show them this! [19:42] Four     No. It's not enough. [19:45] Four     I need more conclusive proof. [19:48] Edward     Such as? [19:50] Four     The resurfaced Mo Continent. [19:53] Edward     You intend to raise it...? [19:55] Four     I'll need to do a lot of work to     make it happen. And I'll need money. [20:01] Edward     I have a plan for that, actually. [20:08] Edward     I've started a company. [20:09] Edward     It's still small, for now, [20:12] Edward     but in the future, I intend     to be involved in a variety of businesses [20:15] Edward     in order to help your research. [20:17] Four     This is amazing... [20:19] Edward     I also intend on looking     for people like you. [20:21] Four     What do you mean? [20:23] Edward     Well, I believe there are other people     out there with the memories of beast people. [20:30] Edward     The more you gather, the more     irrefutable your proof will be. [20:34] Four     I see... [20:36] Four     The things Ed did after that were incredible. [20:39] Four     He expanded his business     in the blink of an eye, [20:42] Four     and he really did find other people     with Motarian marks, like me. SIGN    Newly Opened     Cafe Rock [20:57] Four     I wasted a little too much time... [21:01] Four     Guess I'll have to settle     for the office on the second floor. [21:05] Four     I appreciate Ed's help, but I can't     rely on him for everything. [21:11] Four     I'll need to do what I can on my own, too. [21:16] Four     For the sake of my true memories. [21:27] Four     Still, I never thought... [21:33] Four     That those boys would     get so close to the truth. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     You guys okay with this one? You all good?     Everyone following the story? [23:29] Saburo     We're about to hit the climax,     so don't drop out now! [23:31] Saburo     Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 10:     Holy Moly! A Fight and a Continental Rising! SIGN    Issue 10:                    Holy Moly!                    A Fight and a Continental Rising! [23:36] Saburo     Remember how episode titles     always used to have spoilers in them? E10 - Holy Moly! Fight and a Continental Rising! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Goro     The Mo Continent did exist... [00:06] Goro     I knew it had to! SIGN    Science     Laboratories [00:12] Goro     There should be copies of all     the related academic papers in here. [00:21] Goro     Here we go... [00:26] Security     Good afternoon. Come on in. [00:28] Goro     Thanks. [00:34] Goro     I'm glad I forgot to turn this in... SIGN    National Science Laboratories     Goro Sato [00:44] Goro     This is it. SIGN    Archaeological     Theory [00:47] Goro     Four Tune... Dr. Four Tune's papers... [00:51] Goro     This is strange. Why aren't they here? [00:55] Goro     Could they be back there? SIGN    If you need to contact editorial, SIGN    go here SIGN    See matches SIGN    Cafe "Rock" on     the first floor     of the building,     table six [01:09] Goro     No... nothing. [01:14] Goro     The announcement was fourteen years ago... SIGN    Monthly Moso Science Inaugural Issue SIGN    Published November 30th          Publisher: Catherine Sue          Address: Moso Science Editorial          167 Most City [01:17] Goro     But this was published afterwards! [01:28] Goro     Come to think of it, this door... [01:33] Goro     Stairs? [01:44] Goro     Is it in here...? [01:47] Goro     Ch-Chief?! [01:49] Catherine     I had the right idea about you, after all. [01:52] Catherine     If you're here, that must mean     you've nearly got all the answers. [01:59] Goro     Are you talking about...? [02:01] Catherine     About the continent of Mo, of course. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 10:                    Holy Moly!                    A Fight and a Continental Rising! [03:50] Jiro     I'm the prince of the Mo Continent... [04:01] Goro     Then, Chief, you were...? [04:03] Catherine     I was. The entire reason     I started Monthly Moso Science [04:07] Catherine     was to learn the truth of the Mo Continent. [04:10] Catherine     I hired you to work in editorial because     I found out you were studying it. [04:15] Catherine     Your papers on the subject     were quite an interesting read. [04:18] Goro     Then you hired me because you     saw the value in my studies?! [04:22] Catherine     Of course. [04:24] Catherine     Don't let the glamour fool you.     I understand what it's like being a scientist. [04:28] Catherine     The pursuit of truth is our motivation. [04:31] Catherine     Nobody can stop that hunger for knowledge. [04:34] Goro     Chief...! [04:36] Catherine     Which is why, out of respect for you as a     scientist, I'd like to show you something. [04:42] Goro     MOParts?! And three of them?! [04:45] Goro     These belong to the White Pegasus     Company! How do you have them? [04:48] Catherine     As the chief editor     of a scientific publication, [04:51] Catherine     I have certain confidential avenues. [04:53] Goro     Confidential avenues? Like what? [04:56] Catherine     They wouldn't be very confidential     if I could tell you, would they? [04:59] Goro     That is true. [05:01] Catherine     But in exchange for keeping my secret,     I'm letting you have them all. [05:06] Catherine     It's up to you to choose how to use them. [05:10] Catherine     But I do know that, as a scientist,     there's only one real use for them. [05:19] Catherine     I'm looking forward to seeing     what you do, Mr. Scientist. [05:27] Goro     Though, as a scientist,     I know there's only one real use for them. [05:40] Goro     I've got big news, Jiro! [05:43] Goro     This is no time for napping, Taro, Saburo! [05:46] Goro     Please, wake up! [05:48] Taro     Man, what are you freaking out about? [05:53] Goro     Look here! [05:57] Jiro     Those are... [05:59] Goro     They're just what they seem: MOParts! [06:01] Goro     Three of them. [06:02] Goro     Add the three that you have     to these, and we have all six! [06:07] Goro     This will let us access the Mo Continent! [06:09] Goro     Come on, Taro, Jiro, Saburo! [06:13] Goro     Let's see your MOParts! [06:16] Taro     Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow it down a second. [06:19] Goro     This is not the time! Hurry, please! [06:22] Taro     Listen, man, this is     a little too much to swallow. [06:26] Taro     How'd you even end up with these? [06:30] Goro     The chief editor gave them to me! [06:32] Taro     Catherine did? That makes even less sense. [06:37] Jiro     Even if Catherine did have them,     why would she give them to you, Goro? [06:41] Goro     She's read my papers and     acknowledged me as a scientist! [06:47] Jiro     Even though you got fired from the lab? [06:50] Goro     She told me how she's believed in     the Mo Continent for a long time, as well. [06:56] Goro     That she started Monthly Moso Science [06:58] Goro     so she could pursue     the truth about the continent! [07:02] Goro     I believe that she must've independently     learned about the MOParts [07:05] Goro     and been investigating on her own! [07:08] Goro     And since I'm researching the Mo Continent     as well, she felt a connection, [07:12] Goro     leading her to entrust me with her MOParts! [07:16] Goro     Now, hurry, let's see those MOParts! [07:19] Taro     I don't think so. [07:20] Goro     Why not?! We're so close     to learning the truth! [07:23] Goro     What about you, Jiro, Saburo?! [07:29] Taro     Think about it for a sec.     This all sounds really fishy. [07:33] Taro     How did Catherine even have     MOParts in the first place? [07:36] Goro     She said they were     from a confidential source... [07:39] Taro     Like what? [07:41] Goro     They're confidential, so she couldn't say. [07:45] Jiro     I've noticed that these two MOParts [07:49] Jiro     belong to the duo that's always bugging us. [07:52] Jiro     So, why do you have them? [07:54] Goro     That's... [07:55] Jiro     This other one, too.     Where did she find it, and how? [07:58] Goro     She only said they were     from her confidential source. [08:01] Taro     Sounds like she didn't give you any answers. [08:03] Taro     I thought you were a scientist, man. [08:06] Goro     Well, it's not like you've ever questioned     your ability to transform, Taro! [08:11] Taro     How can I when I never     remember what happens? [08:13] Goro     What about you, Jiro? You're     the prince of the Mo Continent, right? [08:17] Goro     Are you fine leaving things like this?     Turning a blind eye to your origins? [08:22] Jiro     When you put it like that... [08:24] Goro     You're a Motarian too, Saburo!     You have to be curious! [08:30] Taro     Wait, Saburo! [08:32] Taro     You've got a MOPart now, why don't     you transform and fess up already? [08:35] Taro     Then you can tell him everything he wants     to know about the Mo Continent. [08:41] Jiro     I don't think he wants to transform or talk. [08:44] Taro     Look, Goro, don't you think there's some     stuff out there we're better off not knowing? [08:49] Goro     But I do want to know! [08:52] Goro     As a researcher, I want to learn the truth! [08:56] Goro     So I'm asking you to please     give me your MOParts! [08:59] Goro     I want to raise the Mo Continent! [09:02] Taro     I really don't see the point. [09:05] Taro     Besides, I think this is a trap. [09:08] Taro     Look here. SIGN    Bad Luck [09:09] Goro     "Beware of traps." [09:12] Goro     And now you believe in these fortunes?! [09:14] Taro     I've believed in them all along. [09:16] Goro     Well, I will not let superstition deter me     when I'm so close to the truth! [09:20] Goro     Now, please, give me your MOParts! [09:22] Taro     Not happening! [09:24] Goro     Taro, wait! [09:28] Goro     What are you doing?! Give it to me! [09:30] Taro     Earth could spin the wrong way, [09:31] Taro     with the axis flipped,     and I still wouldn't fork it over! [09:34] Goro     Now you're just being childish! [09:36] Taro     Come on, come and get me! [09:39] Goro     I'll take it by force, then! [09:41] Taro     Nice try, but it's not in there! [09:44] Goro     Just hand it over already! [09:46] Taro     I said no and I mean it! [09:47] Goro     Give it to me! [09:48] Taro     No! [09:49] Goro     Give! Give it to me! [09:49] Taro     No! No! [09:51] Rock     Would you twerps knock it off already?! [10:04] Taro     The point is, I'm not handing this over! [10:10] Jiro     Taro! [10:19] Goro     Why? Why won't any of you understand? [10:36] Goro     What's up, Jiro? [10:44] Noin     It's gone! I seriously can't find it! [10:46] Perch     Mine too! [10:48] Noin     Damn it! What are we supposed to do?! [10:50] Perch     If the boss finds out     our MOParts are missing... [10:53] Edward     Did I hear that correctly? [10:56] Twins     Boss! [10:59] Edward     I see. Then they've been missing     since you woke up this morning. [11:04] Perch     Yes, sir. I think someone     may have stolen them. [11:06] Noin     That's gotta be it! [11:08] Edward     You're saying that someone     was able to penetrate [11:11] Edward     the first-rate security     of the White Pegasus Company? [11:15] Perch     Most likely. [11:16] Noin     There's no other explanation! [11:25] Perch     Boss, where are you going? [11:37] Edward     Four Tune. Are you in there, Four Tune? [11:50] Edward     Could it be...? [11:54] Goro     What can I do...? [11:56] Goro     I'm so close to raising the Mo Continent. [12:01] Goro     I thought we were friends... [12:05] Goro     I've enjoyed my time working     here so much, and yet... [12:12] Goro     Why? [12:17] Goro     What is it, Saburo? [12:22] Taro     Sun's setting, y'know. [12:24] Taro     How long are you gonna be out here? [12:26] Jiro     What's it matter? I can stay if I want. [12:30] Jiro     And how long are you gonna stick around? [12:33] Taro     I dunno. As long as I want to. [12:40] Jiro     What is it? [12:41] Taro     Well, y'know... [12:44] Taro     I was wondering if you had     the same suspicions all along, too. [12:48] Jiro     About Catherine? [12:50] Taro     Yeah. [12:57] Taro     Thinking back now, it started when I was     unemployed with nothing better to do... [13:01] Taro     I would order a single coffee at Cafe Rock     and waste my entire day there. [13:09] (Flashback) Rock     There, there. [13:12] (Flashback) Taro     Whoa! Since when have you had a kid, Master? [13:14] (Flashback) Taro     At your age! Nice one! [13:16] (Flashback) Rock     No, he's not mine. [13:18] (Flashback) Rock     I'm looking after him for a while,     since he's an orphan. [13:22] (Flashback) Rock     Come on, mwah mwah,     got your milk right here. [13:26] (Flashback) Taro     Oh, you suck at this. [13:29] (Flashback) Taro     Let me see him. [13:31] (Flashback) Taro     He might be a baby, but he's still a human.     Show the kid some respect. [13:35] (Flashback) Taro     Here's some milk, junior. If you're     hungry, then this'll set you straight! [13:42] (Flashback) Rock     Wow! I've never seen Jiro     take a bottle so easily! [13:45] (Flashback) Taro     His name's Jiro? [13:47] (Flashback) Taro     Hey, he's got a birthmark like mine. [13:53] Taro     It was a while after that     when Catherine showed up, [13:57] Taro     talking about starting the magazine... [14:02] (Flashback) Catherine     Oh. [14:07] (Flashback) Rock     That dog keeps showing up here. [14:10] (Flashback) Rock     But he seems harmless. [14:12] (Flashback) Catherine     I agree. [14:15] Taro     And after that, I sort of just     ended up working for Catherine... [14:21] Jiro     And when I was three, [14:23] Jiro     she invited me to help out     because I could already talk. [14:26] Jiro     Saburo was already part of the staff then. [14:29] Taro     Which raises the question... [14:33] Jiro     When did Catherine learn     about that stuff in the basement? [14:37] Taro     Yeah. Did she stumble onto it on accident? [14:41] Jiro     Or has she always known about it? [14:45] Goro     Saburo, slow down! [14:47] Goro     Where are we going? [14:55] Taro     So, did you figure anything else out? [14:58] Taro     You remember being prince     of the Mo Continent, right? [15:01] Jiro     Yeah. But that's all, so far. [15:04] Taro     What do you think that really means, though? [15:10] Taro     Can you not remember? [15:11] Taro     Or... is it that you     don't want to remember? [15:18] Taro     I don't know, or care, what     the Mo Continent was like. [15:22] Taro     But... if it actually does show back up, [15:25] Taro     I can say that our lives     are definitely gonna change. [15:29] Taro     Especially since you're a prince, Jiro. [15:33] Taro     If you like things the way     they are, then so do I. [15:39] Goro     Was Taro opposed to it... for Jiro's sake? [15:43] Taro     The question is, how do we     get Goro to drop the subject? [15:47] Taro     He's stubborn as a mule. [15:51] Jiro     You're right, Taro. [15:54] Goro     Tell me about it! That dude     can be such a stickler... [15:57] Jiro     Not that. About the Mo Continent. [16:02] Jiro     I've always had this feeling like     I was curious but anxious, too. [16:06] Jiro     Like I was afraid to learn the truth. [16:09] Jiro     I think that might be why my memories     are only coming back in patches. [16:13] Jiro     But... Goro is right.     I should learn the truth. [16:17] Jiro     About the place I was born. [16:19] Jiro     If I'm a prince, I can't run from the truth! [16:22] Taro     Come on, that doesn't mean     you're obligated to do anything. [16:26] Taro     You can run if you want. [16:28] Jiro     No! I've made up my mind! [16:32] Jiro     We're going to raise the Mo Continent— [16:33] Goro     We don't need to raise the Mo Continent! [16:40] Goro     Jiro, I'm so sorry. I was being so selfish. [16:43] Goro     I never imagined the pressure     you might feel as their prince. [16:48] Goro     It's just like Taro said. [16:51] Goro     There are some things that     we're better off not learning. [16:53] Goro     Which is why the Mo Continent can stay... [16:55] Jiro     No! We're raising it! [16:58] Jiro     I decided! We are definitely doing this! [17:01] Goro     No, we can't! [17:03] Jiro     We can! [17:03] Goro     We can't! [17:04] Jiro     The prince has made his decision! [17:06] Goro     Even so, I say no! [17:08] Jiro     I say yes! [17:09] Taro     Oh, dammit, you two are such a pain! [17:12] Taro     Let's just raise     the stupid Mo Continent then. [17:14] Goro     But... [17:16] Jiro     Scientists are supposed to     chase the truth, right? [17:21] Goro     Jiro... Taro... [17:24] Taro     That settles it then. Here you go. [17:48] Edward     Who's there?! [17:49] Catherine     It's me, Ed. [17:51] Edward     Four Tune?! [17:55] Edward     You look amazing today. [17:58] Catherine     It's fun to dress up at times. [18:00] Edward     I'm so relieved. I was looking for you. [18:02] Catherine     Oh? For me? [18:04] Catherine     Or for your missing MOParts? [18:07] Edward     Then it was you...? [18:11] Catherine     I've given them all of the MOParts. [18:14] Edward     But why?! [18:16] Catherine     Because you need all six     to raise the Mo Continent. [18:21] Catherine     So why not simply hand them over     and let them do it? [18:25] Edward     Are you sure that's for the best? [18:27] Catherine     Of course. Everything     has gone according to plan, so far. [18:33] Catherine     That was the reason I wanted them     under my supervision in the first place. [18:38] Catherine     Besides, the MOParts are only the key. [18:41] Catherine     Once the continent resurfaces,     they're worthless. [18:45] Edward     Wait... what do you mean? [18:47] Catherine     You'll see soon, Ed. [18:49] Catherine     And then it'll be clear what I'm really after. [18:53] Edward     Your true goal? [18:55] Edward     I thought you wanted to raise the Mo Continent     to prove its existence to the public. [19:07] Goro     Okay, everyone. I'm placing the pieces. [19:27] Goro     This is the last one. [19:29] Goro     Once this is inserted, I believe     the Mo Continent will rise. [19:32] Goro     Are we all ready? [19:35] Taro     Yeah. [19:43] Goro     It's in. [19:51] Taro     What? What's happening? [19:53] Jiro     It's gonna collapse! [19:57] Taro     We gotta go! [19:58] Goro     No! I'm going to stay here     and witness the tru— [20:03] Taro     Let's move! [20:09] Taro     Huh? [20:10] Jiro     The shaking stopped. [20:13] Goro     Ow, ow... [20:15] Goro     The truth! [20:17] Taro     Hang on. [20:20] Taro     I can hear something... [20:23] Goro     What is that sound? [20:25] Taro     It's from over there! [20:40] Jiro     I can feel... feel something! [20:43] Taro     Do you know what it is? [20:45] Jiro     It's coming... it's coming... [20:47] Jiro     It's coming! [20:51] Goro     Something just surfaced! [20:53] Taro     What?! [20:57] Crowd     What is that?! [20:59] Crowd     Some kinda natural disaster?! [21:05] Goro     A piece of land covered     in some kind of dome... [21:12] Goro     Remarkable! Just as the texts described! [21:16] Goro     No, this level of technology     is beyond what was written! [21:24] Goro     How high is it going to rise? [21:26] Jiro     Is it going to go all the way into the sky? [21:29] Goro     I believe it is! [21:39] Catherine     I see the scientist has lived up to my hopes. [21:43] Edward     Th-That's the Continent of Mo... [21:46] Perch     Boss! [21:47] Noin     It's crazy! The ocean! [21:49] Catherine     Let's be on our way. [21:50] Edward     You two are coming, too. [21:52] Perch     Coming where? Who is she? [21:54] Edward     Not now! Hurry! [21:56] Twins     Yes, boss! [22:06] Taro     That's the Mo Continent? SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     Well, it looks like the Mo Continent is risen! [23:28] Saburo     It was pretty close by, actually. [23:29] Saburo     I wonder what Catherine's planning.     I've got a bad feeling about it. [23:33] Saburo     Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 11:     Move Out! Catherine, Why Didn't You Warn Us?! SIGN    Issue 11:                    Move Out!                    Catherine, Why Didn't You Warn Us?! [23:37] Saburo     We're gonna be roaring sagaciously     next time, and I'll be talking! E11 - Move Out! Catherine, Why Didn't You Warn Us?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Goro     Something just surfaced! [00:04] Taro     What?! [00:09] Catherine     I see the scientist has lived up to my hopes. [00:13] Edward     Th-That's the Continent of Mo... [00:16] Perch     Boss! [00:17] Noin     It's crazy! The ocean! [00:19] Catherine     Let's be on our way. [00:20] Edward     You two are coming, too. [00:22] Perch     Coming where? Who is she? [00:24] Edward     Not now! Hurry! [00:25] Twins     Yes, boss! [00:31] Taro     That's the Mo Continent? SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Issue 11:                    Move Out! Catherine,                    Why Didn't You Warn Us?! [02:13] Catherine     In here. [02:14] Edward     Right. [02:15] Noin     Uh... boss? [02:17] Perch     Who is that woman? [02:19] Edward     Come along for now. [02:22] Twins     Yes, boss. [02:32] Edward     This is... [02:33] Catherine     It's the only way to reach the Mo Continent. [02:36] Catherine     Follow me. [02:37] Edward     Right. Come along, boys. [02:39] Twins     Yes, boss! [02:43] Taro     This is the Mo Continent...? [02:45] Goro     The records all said it was     a terrestrial continent... [02:49] Goro     But it's apparently floating in the sky! [02:52] Taro     So, how do we even get there? [02:57] Taro     It looks like exterior     access will be difficult. [02:59] Taro     There must be some kind of entrance! [03:03] Taro     Saburo? [03:04] Taro     What's up, Saburo? [03:09] Jiro     Maybe he knows! [03:10] Goro     Right! [03:11] Taro     H-Hey! [03:15] Goro     One moment, please! Let me grab my bag! [03:17] Taro     Well, make it snappy! [03:20] Jiro     I knew it... [03:22] Taro     You mean to tell me... [03:24] Goro     I believe this is the entrance     to the Mo Continent! [03:28] Jiro     Come on! [03:32] Taro     Whoa, don't rush off on your own! [03:35] Goro     We're finally heading     to the continent of Mo! [03:37] Taro     Man, it's too dark down here, Goro.     You have any kind of light? [03:40] Goro     Yes, I certainly do! [03:43] Goro     Switch on! [03:54] Taro     There's all kinds of stuff on the walls... [03:56] Goro     Just as the Moren poetic epics described! [04:00] Taro     Moren what now? [04:02] Goro     Some of the oldest works of literature     on record, the Moren poetic epics. [04:06] Goro     There were stories about beasts who     came upon the door to time itself... [04:11] Goro     I'm sure if we keep going, we'll reach     the entrance to the Mo Continent! [04:20] Taro     Looks like we reached a dead end. [04:22] Taro     And I don't see any entrance. [04:27] Goro     That's odd... [04:29] Goro     Oh, look there!     There's some kind of pattern! [04:33] Taro     Where have I seen this mark before...? [04:36] Jiro     I got that feeling, too. [04:37] Goro     I believe I recognize it as well. [04:44] Taro     It's this! [04:46] Jiro     And this! [04:50] Goro     Wait, that?! [04:53] Taro     What's going on?! [05:06] Taro     Is this...? [05:09] Jiro     It's... [05:12] Jiro     The Mo Continent. [05:16] Goro     The Mo Continent! [05:18] Goro     We're finally... finally here! [05:21] Saburo     Welcome home, Prince. [05:26] Taro     Whoa, when did you transform?! [05:28] Goro     And without a MOPart! [05:30] Saburo     Motarians are able to transform     at will in this place. [05:34] Goro     They can?! [05:35] Taro     Why would you ask me?! [05:37] Goro     Then maybe I can, too! [05:43] Goro     Transform! [05:53] Saburo     Yeah, that's not gonna work.     Because you're human. [05:57] Goro     I thought so... [05:59] Goro     Makes sense. [06:01] Taro     Gotta say, I'd been wondering     how wild this place was gonna be... [06:07] Taro     But it seems pretty normal. [06:09] Goro     Hardly. The flora and fauna     are completely different. Observe! [06:15] Goro     I've never seen anything like it. [06:19] Taro     Good point... [06:21] Goro     But the philosopher Peleton     called it a golden continent... [06:26] Saburo     Oh, yeah... [06:29] Saburo     He was probably talking about that. [06:38] Taro     What is going on? [06:40] Goro     The vegetation is shining! [06:44] Taro     I keep getting the weirdest feeling... [06:47] Taro     The wind here smells nostalgic. [06:50] Saburo     Did you remember something? [06:53] Taro     How about our Mo Continent prince? [06:57] Taro     You remember anything? [06:59] Jiro     Yeah. I've remembered everything, Taro. [07:04] Jiro     Us meeting wasn't a coincidence, after all. [07:08] Taro     What do you mean? [07:10] Jiro     I'll tell you once you remember! [07:12] Taro     What would be the point, then? [07:16] Taro     What's that? [07:17] Goro     Over there! I can hear it from that building. [07:20] Saburo     I wonder if someone got here first... [07:24] Jiro     Before us? [07:25] Jiro     Could it be Ra Mo?! [07:27] Taro     Ra who exactly? [07:28] Jiro     We need to hurry! [07:30] Taro     Whoa, Jiro! [07:31] Goro     What's going on? Hey, wait! [07:43] Taro     I feel like I've seen this before. [07:46] Jiro     This is the castle I lived in once. [07:49] Taro     It is? [07:50] Goro     Then this is a palace for Motarian royalty? [07:54] Taro     Again? [07:55] Jiro     Not good! [07:56] Taro     Seriously, what exactly     are you worried about?! [08:09] Goro     This castle and all of the life-forms here     are more in scale with Motarian size... [08:15] Goro     I get it! You two just need to transform! [08:19] Taro     We do? [08:22] Jiro     We need to hurry, Taro! [08:25] Taro     Aw, man... I guess we have to. [08:53] Taro     Prince?! [08:55] Jiro     Right. [08:59] Taro     Okay, let's go, Jiro! [09:05] Goro     Has Taro regained his memories? [09:08] Saburo     Come on, we ought to get moving, too. [09:10] Goro     Oh, right! [09:16] Jiro     We have to hurry! [09:21] Goro     This is... quite difficult! [09:26] Catherine     We're almost there. [09:28] Twins     Yes, Miss Four Tune! [09:30] Twins     Ready and... [09:41] Catherine     There it is. [09:43] Edward     Four Tune, will you please tell me     what this is all about, now? [09:46] Edward     What are you really after? [09:49] Catherine     Ed... my real goal is... [09:53] Jiro     Don't you touch it! [10:06] Jiro     Father told me as much. [10:08] Jiro     It must never be toyed with. [10:11] Jiro     Now, step away from it, Catherine! [10:15] Edward     Catherine? [10:16] Catherine     Oh, you're already here... [10:21] Catherine     Prince. [10:28] Goro     What's the chief doing here?! [10:32] Catherine     You seemed to be searching for my papers... [10:36] Catherine     But they're long gone. [10:39] Goro     Your papers? Wait... [10:42] Catherine     Correct. Fourteen years ago, I published     those papers... as Four Tune. [10:49] (Flashback) Catherine     The land of a long-lost advanced civilization, [10:51] (Flashback) Catherine     the continent of Mo, did exist! [10:55] Goro     Then Catherine is an alias...? [10:57] Taro     Yeah. Sure looks like it. [11:00] Catherine     And now, Mr. Scientist, I've been able to     raise the continent of Mo thanks to you. [11:07] Catherine     I'm grateful. [11:09] Goro     You used me! [11:11] Catherine     Don't you remember? I told you,     I understand how scientists feel. [11:16] Catherine     And naturally... [11:18] Catherine     I know how to most     effectively manipulate them. [11:22] Catherine     Right? [11:25] Jiro     Never mind that! Just step back now! [11:28] Catherine     Don't look so upset. [11:31] Catherine     Aren't we all countrymen,     with the same branding? [11:36] Goro     Is that... the same...? [11:49] Jiro     That's right. [11:51] Jiro     She's just like us. A Motarian,     born here on the continent of Mo. [11:58] Goro     Even the chief? [12:00] Goro     Then... everyone but me...? [12:09] Edward     No, I'm human. [12:13] Catherine     Correct. Excluding the two of you,     everyone here is a Motarian. [12:17] Catherine     And since we're all from the     same place, let's get along. [12:21] Jiro     Enough talk! I won't let you activate Ra Mo! [12:25] Edward     Ra Mo? [12:27] Goro     Ra Mo... I believe in the Moren epics, [12:30] Goro     that was the name of the supreme deity... [12:32] Goro     Ra Mo, the sun god. [12:35] Catherine     Exactly. [12:37] Catherine     In ancient times, the Motarians     used their advanced technology [12:42] Catherine     to create a machine more powerful     than the sun god, Ra Mo. [12:46] Goro     More than a sun god?! [12:52] Catherine     Ed. [12:54] Catherine     What I really want... [12:59] Catherine     is to activate Ra Mo! [13:08] Jiro     Don't do it, Catherine! [13:26] Taro     What the...? [13:27] Jiro     I've never actually seen it before, either. [13:29] Goro     What manner of device is it? [13:34] Catherine     Ra Mo... is a device     for eradicating humanity. [13:40] Edward     Eradicating... humanity? [13:44] Catherine     I am the reincarnation of my     ancestors, who created Ra Mo. [13:49] Catherine     Which is why I have an obligation     to inherit their agenda! [13:53] Jiro     Then I have a duty to stop Ra Mo! [13:57] Taro     And it's my duty to protect the prince! [14:00] Goro     Eradicating humanity? But why?! [14:05] Catherine     I suppose our resident scientist     wasn't able to figure that part out. [14:10] Catherine     Why don't you tell him? [14:18] Jiro     Long ago, on the Mo Continent,     the Motarians lived in peace. [14:25] (Flashback) King     The view from here never ceases to amaze. [14:29] (Flashback) Jiro     The wind feels nice! [14:31] (Flashback) Jiro     Hey, why don't we go out this afternoon? [14:34] (Flashback) Taro     That sounds lovely, Prince. [14:37] Jiro     She was a loyal and wise advisor     who served my father. [14:43] Jiro     But... unknown to me and my father,     she had been planning something unthinkable. [14:52] (Flashback) King     Eradicate humanity?! [14:55] (Flashback) Catherine     Yes! Ra Mo is ready for activation! [14:58] (Flashback) Catherine     I believe we should engage it     as soon as possible. [15:02] (Flashback) King     What has gotten into you?!     We can't do something so dangerous! [15:06] (Flashback) Catherine     Are you not aware of what     is happening on the surface, sire? [15:11] (Flashback) Catherine     The humans engage in endless wars. [15:15] (Flashback) Catherine     They are barbarians, caught in     an unending cycle of violence! [15:19] (Flashback) Catherine     The world no longer needs them! [15:22] (Flashback) King     It is not our place to judge! [15:25] (Flashback) King     Eradicating humanity would be playing god! [15:28] (Flashback) Catherine     Which is why I used the name     of the sun god, Ra Mo! [15:34] (Flashback) Catherine     It's only a matter of time before     our peace is engulfed by their fighting. [15:39] (Flashback) Catherine     We must unleash the wrath     of the sun god upon the humans! [15:45] Jiro     Afterward, the Motarians were divided [15:48] Jiro     between those in favor of and      those against activating Ra Mo. [15:54] Goro     The king was right! [15:56] Goro     Even with all of the conflict, [15:59] Goro     no one has the right to      exterminate all of humanity! [16:03] Catherine     Maybe if it was a human     considering the choice. [16:07] Catherine     But we wield the advanced technology     of a superior civilization! We are better! [16:13] Catherine     And it's that power that gives us     a responsibility to protect this planet! [16:18] Taro     What a joke... [16:21] Taro     This is why I've always hated this     "advanced civilization, over-technology" crap. [16:26] Taro     You always get jerks who're convinced     they get to do whatever they want [16:30] Taro     if they have the power to back it up. [16:33] Catherine     How dare you?! [16:35] Taro     The best thing in life is to chill out     and do things normally. [16:38] Saburo     I am in full agreement. [16:43] Catherine     I don't care what any of you say.     I will carry out the duty I've inherited! [16:48] Jiro     You'd be making the same mistake as before! [16:52] Jiro     That was why my father chose     to sink the Mo Continent! [16:57] Jiro     To lock Ra Mo away     so that it would not be used! [17:00] Jiro     He chose to coexist with humanity. [17:09] Goro     And that's why the continent     vanished into the sea overnight? [17:13] Jiro     Before sinking the land, he arranged     for our people to be reborn among humans. [17:20] Jiro     I have reincarnated time and again     in order to ensure Ra Mo is never used. [17:27] Jiro     And... [17:29] Jiro     Now, after over ten thousand years, [17:31] Jiro     most of our kind do not realize     they ever were Motarians. [17:37] Jiro     Much like how I didn't     remember, until recently. [17:40] Catherine     It was the same for me. [17:44] Catherine     That moment... was when I remembered     my true form and my true destiny. [17:51] Catherine     Everything else went     as you're all aware of... [17:54] Catherine     I continued my research into the Mo Continent     before calling that press conference. [17:59] Goro     Then the reason you chose     that building for the office... [18:02] Catherine     Of course. Because I knew the mechanism     for raising the continent was in the basement. [18:07] (Flashback) Catherine     This is it. [18:10] (Flashback) Catherine     This is what I was looking for! [18:12] Catherine     Not only that, but I learned [18:14] Catherine     that the reincarnated prince of the     Mo Continent was living in the cafe... [18:20] Catherine     And for whatever reason, [18:22] Catherine     I encountered the rest of you, as well. [18:27] Taro     You had it figured out that far back?! [18:29] Catherine     Which is why I kept you all nearby,     where I could watch you. [18:39] Taro     You actually had us bugged?! [18:41] Catherine     I did. [18:43] Catherine     And I had you gathering MOParts under the     premise of doing stories for the magazine. [18:49] Catherine     All because of the foolish choice     that your father, the king, made. [18:56] Catherine     It's become clear to me since     reincarnating into this era... [19:00] Catherine     These vulgar, base humans who     pursue nothing but their own greed... [19:06] Edward     Four Tune... [19:08] Catherine     Even after all this time,     they repeat the same mistakes. [19:13] Catherine     I know for certain now that     your father was wrong! [19:18] Catherine     Humans are the cruelest creatures alive. [19:21] Catherine     And this planet does not need them. [19:24] Catherine     I will activate Ra Mo to rid us of humanity! [19:28] Jiro     I won't let you! [19:30] Taro     Hold it, Catherine! [19:32] Taro     Did you seriously only run     into awful people?! [19:34] Catherine     That's right! [19:36] Taro     Then what about him? [19:42] Taro     He followed you all the way here... [19:45] Taro     That has to mean, if nothing else,     that he trusts you! [19:50] Taro     And you don't care if he's gone, too?! [19:55] Perch     The boss... [19:57] Noin     Would be gone? [19:58] Taro     That's gotta be included in the     "exterminate humans" deal, right?! [20:05] Edward     Do not let them mislead you, Four Tune! [20:08] Edward     You... should do what you believe is right! [20:12] Catherine     That... that's right! [20:14] Catherine     I've worked for so long to see     my mission accomplished... [20:19] Edward     Indeed you have, Four Tune. [20:21] Edward     For the longest time, I have stood     by your side through your efforts. [20:25] Edward     Which is why, no matter the situation... [20:28] Edward     I will stand with you. [20:31] Catherine     Ed... [20:37] Jiro     Don't! [20:44] Edward     Do it, Four Tune! [20:46] Edward     It doesn't matter what happens to me!     I'd be honored to vanish for your sake! [20:51] Edward     Now! [21:21] Taro     Is this... [21:22] Goro     Could it be? [21:24] Jiro     The timer until the end of the world,     brought to us by the sun god, Ra Mo. [21:28] Taro     Huh... [21:33] Goro     That's... a map of the world! [21:37] Saburo     Well, I've got a real bad feeling about this. [21:41] Jiro     Right. Once the last of the sand falls... [21:46] Jiro     Mankind will be wiped out. SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine SIGN    Delusional Monthly Magazine [23:25] Saburo     We've got a retro storyline coming     at you with a modern style, [23:28] Saburo     and next up is the finale! [23:30] Saburo     Aw, I hate to say goodbye! [23:32] Saburo     Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 12:     The Unbelievable World, In Motion! SIGN    Issue 12:                                             The Unbelievable World, In Motion! [23:36] Saburo     I gotta admit, this is beyond     any amount of roaring now. E12 - The Unbelievable World, In Motion! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:29] Taro     Is this... [00:30] Goro     Could it be? [00:31] Jiro     The timer until the end of the world,     brought to us by the sun god, Ra Mo. [00:35] Taro     Huh... [00:40] Goro     That's... a map of the world! [00:44] Saburo     Well, I've got a real bad feeling about this. [00:48] Jiro     Right. Once the last of the sands fall... [00:53] Jiro     Mankind will be wiped out. SIGN    Issue 12:                                   The Unbelievable World, In Motion! [01:09] Taro     Damn it! Can't we stop this thing? [01:12] Jiro     Father told me that once Ra Mo     is activated, it can't be stopped. [01:18] Catherine     Ed... I-I... [01:21] Edward     Don't worry. You were right.     This is for the best. [01:28] Catherine     Ed! [01:30] Twins     Boss! [01:31] Goro     He's about to vanish! [01:34] Saburo     So are you, actually. [01:41] Jiro     My father also warned me about this:     the countdown until mankind's eradicated! [01:47] Goro     R-Remarkable... then this same phenomenon     is happening to all of humanity... [01:53] Goro     That's so over-scientific! [01:56] Taro     Quit being impressed!     Humanity's about to be wiped out! [02:01] Saburo     Even the cafe's owner... [02:04] Saburo     That old-timer took such     good care of me, too. [02:07] Taro     Come on, Goro, can't you     science us up a way out of this? [02:11] Catherine     It's pointless. Human science     would be powerless in the face [02:16] Catherine     of the super-advanced technology     from the Mo Continent. [02:22] Jiro     No. There might be one way. [02:26] Jiro     The entire Mo Continent     needs to be destroyed. [02:30] Taro     The whole continent? [02:32] Goro     It can be destroyed? [02:35] Jiro     My father sunk the continent into the sea     so that Ra Mo would be out of reach. [02:41] Jiro     And now it's my turn to do the same. [02:45] Jiro     So that we can stop Ra Mo. [02:48] Goro     B-But are you sure?     This place is your home... [02:52] Jiro     It's fine. Because this is the reason... [02:57] Jiro     I've been reborn so many times. [03:02] Goro     Understood. Tell us     what we need to do, Jiro! [03:06] Jiro     I'm not sure. [03:08] Jiro     He never told me that. [03:11] Jiro     I'm not sure how my father     sank the continent. [03:16] Saburo     Well, the next tower over has the royal     chamber in it. Maybe there's a hint in there? [03:21] Saburo     I'll go check! [03:26] Saburo     We can't even run now. [03:37] Saburo     Wait a sec... [03:38] Goro     Saburo? What is it? [03:40] Saburo     Well, I think this is     a message for the prince. [03:46] Jiro     What's it say?! [03:47] Saburo     The only part I can read is "Dear Prince." [03:51] Jiro     It's written in a code... [03:54] Jiro     Maybe this shows how     to sink the Mo Continent! [03:59] Edward     I won't let that happen! [04:03] Taro     Don't do it! [04:23] Catherine     Ed! [04:24] Catherine     Ed... Ed, Ed please! [04:27] Catherine     Ed... don't do this to me, Ed... [04:31] Catherine     Ed! [04:37] Catherine     No! [04:43] Twins     Boss... [04:54] Catherine     No one is stopping Ra Mo. [04:58] Catherine     I won't let you! [05:03] Catherine     I can just destroy your tablet! [05:07] Goro     Jiro! [05:08] Jiro     Goro, you need to figure out what it says! [05:10] Goro     Right! [05:12] Jiro     I know the code already! [05:14] Jiro     You can smash the tablet, but you'll     need to take me down anyway! [05:18] Catherine     Damn you! [05:21] Taro     Jiro! [05:23] Perch     If you want to protect your prince... [05:25] Noin     You've gotta get past us first! [05:40] Noin     Thoughts as clear as serene waters! [05:43] Perch     Empty your mind! [05:44] Twins     Fusion! [05:56] Taro     Are you for real?! [05:59] Twins     You're like a little ant compared to us now! [06:04] Taro     Put me down! [06:05] Twins     Is that what you want? [06:09] Twins     Here you go, then! [06:14] Saburo     Is that a panda...? [06:18] Goro     This string of characters...     there has to be some pattern to it. [06:30] Taro     Oh, you're gonna pay for that! [06:33] Twins     Funny thing for an insect to say! [06:42] Saburo     This is bad! [06:44] Jiro     Taro... [07:14] Taro     Bigger isn't better! [07:15] Twins     Dammit... [07:27] Taro     I'm on the way, Jiro! [07:30] Twins     We don't think so! [07:42] Goro     Then if I make the connection here... [07:45] Goro     Mo Molu... Morea Mo Sera Sera... [07:49] Goro     I see! I know how to decipher it now! [08:00] Twins     This fight is over! [08:04] Twins     Get crushed! [08:15] Twins     Wh-What?! [08:32] Saburo     Well, damn! How can I not sing     after seeing all that? [08:40] Goro     That's it! [08:41] Goro     So, Mo Molu refers to the Mo Continent's     royal family, and Morea is their symbol... [08:46] Goro     If I put that together, it says to place     the royal family's symbol upon Mo Sera Sera... [08:50] Goro     Mo Sera Sera! That's the last part I need. [08:53] Saburo     Mo, Mo, Mo...Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana! [09:00] Saburo     Ra Mo, Ra Mo! [09:03] Goro     Saburo! [09:04] Saburo     What's up? [09:05] Goro     You just sung the words Mo Sera Sera, right?! [09:08] Saburo     Sorry about that. I was in a cheering mood... [09:11] Goro     What's that mean?! "Mo Sera Sera"! [09:14] Saburo     Uh, well, it's kinda like... [09:18] Saburo     The highest point, or at the top.     Something like that. [09:22] Goro     The top... [09:24] Goro     The symbol of the royal family, at the top... [09:27] Goro     Jiro's from the royal family. [09:29] Goro     Then the top would be... [09:59] Goro     I've got it! [10:00] Goro     That must be the top it's referring to! [10:08] Catherine     You're finished, Prince! [10:12] Taro     Jiro! [10:23] Taro     You okay, Jiro?! [10:26] Goro     Taro! It's at the highest     point of the castle! [10:29] Goro     That's where the mechanism     to sink the Mo Continent is! [10:32] Taro     Seriously?! [10:35] Goro     The plate says that the symbol of the royal     family needs to be used at Mo Sera Sera. [10:40] Goro     In other words, something     at the very top of the castle [10:43] Goro     needs the approval of the royal family! [10:47] Goro     And Jiro is the only one here     who has any kind of royal authority! [10:54] Goro     We're running out of time!     Jiro, you need to hurry to the apex! [10:58] Taro     Okay, let's go! [10:59] Jiro     Right...! [11:16] Goro     Taro. Jiro. [11:28] Catherine     Ed... I'm sorry. [11:56] Jiro     Ow...! [11:59] Jiro     This must be it! [12:01] Goro     I think... it may be too late. [12:04] Goro     Saburo. Thank you for everything. [12:08] Goro     Give my regards to Taro and Jiro. [12:12] Saburo     You can tell them yourself! Don't give up! [12:18] Jiro     The symbol of the royal family... [12:26] Taro     Jiro! Did you find it?! [13:00] Saburo     You're back! [13:01] Goro     Thank goodness! [13:03] Saburo     They did it! [13:05] Goro     It looks like Taro and Jiro made it in time! [13:07] Saburo     Sure does! [13:14] Saburo     Well, that's not good. [13:16] Goro     Just when I was feeling relieved! [13:21] Taro     We gotta go, now! [13:23] Goro     Taro! [13:24] Jiro     This place is going to sink! [13:26] Goro     But how do we escape? [13:28] Goro     I don't think we can make it to the portal     we came here through in time! [13:40] Saburo     Since we're out of options,     I'll give you a lift. [14:00] Goro     That's... the legendary Mo Mo Bird! [14:04] Saburo     Hop on already! Clock's ticking! [14:07] Goro     R-Right! [14:13] Goro     You too, Taro! [14:14] Taro     Come on, you two! [14:17] Catherine     No. I'm going to stay here with Ed. [14:21] Taro     What are you talking about, Catherine?! [14:23] Catherine     I'll sink with the Mo Continent. [14:26] Catherine     I've got no interest in the     human world if Ed isn't there. [14:30] Taro     Dammit! Quit being melodramatic     and get on the bird! [14:33] Catherine     Wait— [15:04] Taro     All that trouble to raise it and it goes     back below after just a little while, huh... [15:11] Jiro     It's fine. Even if it's gone,     I'll never forget the Mo Continent. [15:16] Jiro     No matter how many times I'm reborn. [15:19] Taro     Same here. I'm not forgetting any of this. [15:53] Taro     I'm back to normal... [15:57] Goro     Is it because the continent has sunk again? [16:00] Jiro     We may never transform again. [16:04] Catherine     Ed... [16:08] Twins     Boss... [16:20] Jiro     I've never tried this on someone     hurt so badly before, but... [16:32] Taro     Jiro... [16:47] Catherine     Ed! [16:48] Twins     Boss! [16:49] Edward     Four Tune? What happened to me? [16:52] Catherine     Thank goodness! [16:54] Twins     The boss is back! [16:56] Twins     Thank goodness! [16:56] Taro     Nice work. [16:58] Twins     We were so worried! [16:58] Goro     That was incredible, Jiro! Brilliant! [17:03] Taro     Whoa, you okay there?! [17:06] Jiro     Probably shouldn't have done     that on an empty stomach... [17:08] Taro     Don't scare us like that, man! [17:12] Goro     I'm so relieved! [17:22] Rock     Already nighttime? [17:24] Crowd     What was that?! [17:26] Crowd     It sank into the sea! [17:27] Crowd     Do you think that was the Mo Continent? [17:29] Goro     Look! Everyone's starting     to believe in the Mo Continent! [17:33] Taro     Well, yeah, after what they just saw. [17:36] Jiro     Seriously. [17:39] Catherine     Say, Ed... [17:41] Edward     Yes? What is it? [17:43] Catherine     I think I'd like some hot cocoa. [17:48] Edward     Of course. Let's go and get some. [17:52] Edward     Would you two like some? [17:54] Catherine     It's really good. [17:58] Twins     Sure, boss! [18:11] Goro     Now, it's time to begin our editorial meeting     for next month's issue of Moso Science! [18:17] Goro     Oh, it's gonna be so over-scientific! [18:20] Taro     Oh, put a sock in it, man. [18:23] Jiro     That's a good sundae... [18:26] Goro     Come on, everyone, are you even listening? [18:29] Goro     We're having an editorial meeting! [18:32] Taro     Why are you calling it, though? [18:35] Jiro     And isn't the magazine on an indefinite hiatus,     with the editorial team being broken up? [18:41] Taro     What Jiro said. [18:43] Taro     This time I'm gonna actually     find a wife with Nancy's help [18:48] Taro     and move on to my life's true calling:     supporting my beloved! [18:54] Goro     I'm afraid not! [18:55] Goro     You're all going to be working here still! [18:59] Taro     What are you talking about? [19:00] Goro     Monthly Moso Science is relaunching     with a new editor-in-chief [19:04] Goro     and will be continuing as     New Monthly Moso Science! [19:08] Goro     And that editor-in-chief     is none other than... [19:12] Goro     Yours truly! [19:15] Goro     Who the hell made that call? [19:17] Jiro     I approve! [19:18] Jiro     We're gonna have higher circulation     than ever under new chief editor Goro! [19:23] Taro     Are you serious, Jiro? [19:25] Taro     Besides, I don't buy it. [19:27] Goro     Then take a look at this! SIGN    Letter of Appointment     Mr. Goro Sato [19:29] Taro     An appointment letter? [19:32] Taro     And this is Catherine's signature. [19:34] Goro     It is! The genuine article, in fact. [19:37] Taro     The thing is, Catherine was an alias, right? [19:40] Taro     And her real name is Four Tune. [19:43] Taro     Which means this isn't valid. [19:47] Taro     That being the case, there's no chief editor,     and the magazine's still on break! [19:51] Goro     Aw, no! [19:53] Goro     Saburo, say something, please! [19:57] Goro     Other than woof! [19:59] Jiro     But considering she was the chief     editor using her Catherine identity... [20:02] Jiro     I think that means it might be legit. [20:04] Goro     That's it! Of course! Well said, Jiro! [20:07] Taro     Even if that's the case, [20:09] Taro     with the Mo Continent sunk,     what story is Goro gonna chase now? [20:13] Taro     There's no real motivation     to keep the magazine going. [20:17] Goro     Oh, I wouldn't be so sure! [20:24] Taro     What's supposed to be on the TV...? [20:27] Jiro/Taro     Four Tune! [20:28] Edward     Thank you all for coming today. [20:31] Edward     I am the CEO of the White     Pegasus Company, Edward Chi. [20:31] Sign     White Pegasus HQ [20:36] Edward     And today I'm here to     introduce an announcement [20:39] Edward     from Dr. Four Tune, a scientist     employed by our company. [20:46] Catherine     Yes. With the help of my trusted     comrades and continued research... [20:53] Catherine     I've discovered there are other lost advanced     civilizations, apart from the Mo Continent! [21:00] Catherine     They belong to the Ma Continent, Mi     Continent, Mu Continent, and Me Continent... [21:05] Catherine     With each of the separate landmasses     having their own distinct civilization! [21:12] Catherine     The Mo Continent was nothing more than     our first glimpse of the M-Continents! [21:17] Taro     So there's more than just the Mo Continent?! [21:20] Jiro     I didn't know about that either! [21:24] Goro     See?! And that just proves the world     remains full of unsolved mysteries! [21:28] Goro     Mysteries that we have a duty to investigate! [21:32] Jiro     Right! We've got lots of work left to do! [21:34] Goro     Correct! It's so over... [21:36] Jiro     Over-scientific! [21:39] Goro     Oh, I think that's the first time     you've said that, Jiro! [21:42] Jiro     You can pick up all kinds     of stuff through osmosis, huh? [21:45] Jiro     Since we're relaunching the magazine anyway, [21:47] Jiro     maybe we should try and     popularize the phrase, too! [21:50] Goro     Oh, by all means! [21:52] Taro     Aw, man... There's no way this goes well. [21:55] Catherine     I hope you'll all look forward to further     announcements regarding the M-Continents. SIGN    Very     Good Luck     It's a     big world     out there! [22:06] Taro     "It's a big world out there," huh?