Season 1
- E1 - Issue 1: More than Shocking! Taro's Transformation!
- E2 - Issue 2: Hold on a Moment, Why Are You Working Here?!
- E3 - Issue 3: More than Just Singing?! Musical Speak?!
- E4 - Issue 4: Monstrous Mystery?! The Secret of Loch Nuss
- E5 - Issue 5: What're You Moping About?! The Ice Prince
- E6 - There's Whole Mobs of Them?! This Is Where the Cats Gather
- E7 - The Moment Is Here! A Matchmaking Party
- E8 - Body Moving! Walk One Dog and More Will Follow
- E9 - Mystery Moments! The Young Genius' Past
- E10 - Holy Moly! Fight and a Continental Rising!
- E11 - Move Out! Catherine, Why Didn't You Warn Us?!
- E12 - The Unbelievable World, In Motion!
E1 - Issue 1: More than Shocking! Taro's Transformation!
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[00:00] Narration
It's said that there are
mysterious powers in this world
[00:06] Narration
that modern science still cannot explain...
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 1
More than Shocking!
Taro's Transformation!
[02:01] Goro
Whoa!
[02:01] Owner
Hey! Cut that out! Come on, this way!
[02:03] Goro
Sorry about that.
SIGN Most City
1 Morinakaro
Moriderasagaru
Iwaro Building
2nd Floor
SIGN Central Ward Business Center
SIGN Moment Marriage
SIGN Moment Marriage
[02:18] Nancy
Hey, who's this?
[02:20] Taro
I mean, it's pretty obviously me?
[02:26] Nancy
Who are you trying to fool here?
[02:29] Taro
Whoa, come on!
[02:30] Taro
First of all, no one would go
for the dude in this picture!
SIGN Birthday
Height
Build
Occupation
Annual Income
Workplace
[02:33] Taro
It cuts my appeal in half.
[02:36] Taro
I'm paying you a lot here,
[02:38] Taro
so I expect you to use a cool picture
of me to find me a nice lady.
[02:43] Nancy
Taro J. Suzuki. 28 years old.
[02:45] Nancy
Occupation: part-time magazine editor.
[02:49] Nancy
His ideal match is someone with a job.
[02:52] Nancy
Wants to marry and start a family,
[02:54] Nancy
with an aim toward becoming
a dedicated househusband, "heart mark."
[02:57] Taro
Exactly!
[02:59] Taro
I can't wait to be a househusband!
[03:02] Taro
That's all I really want.
[03:04] Taro
I don't care about looks, age, or nationality.
[03:05] Taro
I just want a career girl I can
dedicate my body and soul to!
[03:08] Taro
Doesn't that make me sound awesome, Nancy?
[03:10] Nancy
Honestly... it makes you sound terrible.
[03:14] Nancy
If you want to get married, then first of all,
you need to get your own act together.
[03:17] Taro
But I don't want to work!
That's why I want to get married!
[03:22] Nancy
Look, if I were to introduce my clients
to some slacker, it'd be bad for business!
[03:26] Taro
Aw, come on!
[03:27] Nancy
Less whining and more working! Got it?!
[03:32] Taro
Man, why's everybody so dead set
on a guy who can earn?
[03:38] Taro
Was it a lie that women love a domestic man?
[03:41] Goro
Huh? I was just here...
[03:44] Taro
Man, I wanna be a househusband ASAP!
[03:45] Goro
That's odd. Which way should I be going?
[03:48] Taro
Yow!
[03:49] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[03:50] Goro
Pardon me! Are you all right?
[03:53] Goro
You're not hurt, are you?
[04:00] Goro
Oh, since we've run into each other,
I was wondering...
[04:04] Goro
I'm looking for this address.
[04:08] Taro
That way! Go that way!
[04:11] Goro
That way, then? I should've known!
[04:14] Goro
Thank you so...
[04:16] Goro
Huh?
[04:19] Taro
What was that guy's deal?!
That was freakin' terrifying!
[04:22] Taro
Ugh, I can't run anymore.
[04:24] Taro
This sucks.
[04:26] Taro
Huh? That address...
SIGN Iwaro Building
[04:32] Goro
This is it!
[04:34] Goro
Okay.
SIGN If you need to contact editorial,
SIGN go here
SIGN Cafe "Rock" on
the first floor
of the building,
table six
SIGN See matches
[04:38] Goro
"If you need to contact editorial, go here.
[04:41] Goro
Cafe Rock on the first floor
of the building, table six..."
[04:51] Goro
Pardon me!
[04:53] Goro
Hey...
[04:56] Goro
Is there really no one around?
[05:07] Jiro
Hey, did you hear something
coming from upstairs?
[05:10] Rock
Naw.
[05:11] Jiro
Maybe it's Taro? Probably not, though.
[05:15] Jiro
Ugh, I'm so bored! I wish
something fun would happen.
[05:28] Goro
Another dog?!
[05:30] Jiro
Quiet, Saburo!
[05:33] Jiro
You okay?
[05:35] Goro
Uh, yes. Just a bit surprised.
[05:40] Goro
I know! Tell me, son, are there
any adults I could talk to here?
[05:45] Jiro
Why?
[05:47] Goro
I've got business with Monthly Moso Science's
editorial department, on the second floor,
[05:51] Goro
but a sign said to go to
table six in this cafe...
[05:54] Jiro
Then let's hear it.
[05:56] Goro
Come on, son, I'm not sure
you'd understand what I mean.
[06:01] Goro
Actually, shouldn't you be in school?
What are you doing here?
[06:05] Goro
Where are your parents?
[06:08] Jiro
I don't think I wanna discuss anything
with a guy who has corns on his big toes.
[06:12] Goro
How'd you know about my corns?!
[06:17] Taro
Man, I'm exhausted.
[06:22] Goro
Oh, thank you for earlier.
[06:25] Taro
You really did come here!
[06:27] Jiro
What, do you know him?
[06:29] Taro
What do you want with our editorial staff?!
[06:31] Goro
Then you're actually...
SIGN The Man-Faced Fish, Discovered!
SIGN Infiltrating the Tsuchinoko's Palace!
[06:35] Goro
an editor for Monthly Moso Science?!
[06:38] Taro
A-A-And what if I am?!
[06:40] Goro
I'm terribly sorry. Let me give you my card.
[06:46] Goro
Huh? Where did he go?
[06:48] Jiro
To the bathroom?
[06:49] Goro
It must have been an emergency.
[06:51] Jiro
I don't think so.
Maybe I should check on him.
SIGN Bathroom
[06:56] Jiro
Hey, Taro, did you see
something scary with him?
[07:00] Taro
Scary doesn't begin to describe it!
[07:02] Taro
I bet he's got really nasty
karma from a past life,
[07:05] Taro
like from trying to annihilate
humanity, or something!
SIGN Science Laboratories
SIGN Researcher
SIGN Goro Sato
[07:14] Jiro
So you're a scientist
from Science Laboratories.
[07:17] Jiro
One of the elite.
[07:18] Goro
Now, son, about your friend...
[07:21] Jiro
How about you stop
that "son" stuff right now?
[07:23] Jiro
My name is Jiro.
[07:26] Jiro
And order something, because this is a cafe.
[07:29] Goro
O-Okay.
[07:33] Goro
Tell me, so—er, Jiro-kun,
does your family own this place?
[07:37] Goro
Are you helping out?
[07:39] Jiro
Stop treating me like a child.
[07:41] Goro
Sorry.
[07:42] Jiro
I help out here every now and then
because I owe the owner,
[07:47] Jiro
but I'm an assistant at Monthly Moso Science.
[07:51] Goro
You are?!
[07:51] Jiro
Are you ready to order?
[07:53] Goro
W-Well, I'll take a cream soda...
[07:58] Jiro
I'll hear you out,
but it'll have to wait a sec.
[08:01] Jiro
Master! One cream soda!
[08:05] Rock
You got it.
[08:06] Goro
Oh, there's someone else working here.
[08:09] Goro
What is this? A fortune-telling machine?
[08:11] Goro
I guess I can try it.
[08:17] Goro
Let's see.
SIGN Super Bad
SIGN Oh man,
you're in
big, big,
biiiiiiiiig
trouble!
[08:21] Goro
Huh?
[08:24] Jiro
Here you are.
[08:27] Jiro
So, what's this story you have for us?
[08:32] Goro
Well... Have you heard of the Mo Continent?
[08:36] Jiro
Nope. What is it?
[08:38] Goro
That makes sense. Considering your age...
[08:41] Goro
Er, I didn't mean it that way!
[08:44] Goro
It used to be a topic of
conversation a fair while back.
[08:48] Goro
My late great-grandmother used to
mention it from time to time.
[08:53] Jiro
And where exactly is this continent?
[08:55] Goro
It doesn't exist anymore.
[08:57] Goro
Well, to be honest, there are doubts
about whether it existed at all.
[09:02] Jiro
What do you mean?
[09:04] Goro
A lot of it has to do with
the mysteries surrounding it.
[09:08] Goro
The Mo Continent was said
to be home to the Motarians,
[09:12] Goro
who wielded power beyond human conception.
[09:14] Goro
They ruled over the world with
their highly advanced civilization,
[09:17] Goro
and in their glory,
guided humanity, or so it's said.
[09:22] Goro
But then, suddenly, the entire continent
sank into the sea overnight,
[09:26] Goro
and the advanced civilization
of the Motarians was no more.
[09:31] Jiro
Out of nowhere, just like that?
[09:33] Goro
Out of nowhere, just like that.
[09:34] Jiro
Sounds weird.
[09:37] Jiro
If these people were so advanced,
[09:39] Jiro
why couldn't they keep
their continent from sinking?
[09:42] Goro
That's the thing!
[09:44] Goro
And why would they all sink
along with the continent?
[09:47] Goro
That might be the biggest mystery.
[09:49] Goro
All of the literature I could find
regarding it here in Most City
[09:52] Goro
is missing pieces from over the ages
or has been overwritten.
[09:56] Goro
None of it can be considered trustworthy.
[10:01] Goro
It's as if someone doesn't
want the truth to be found.
[10:04] Goro
Even I used to think the Mo
Continent was a kind of fable.
[10:10] Goro
Until I found it.
[10:17] Goro
And what I found was...
[10:20] Goro
one of the MOParts!
[10:24] Jiro
Mo what now?
[10:26] Goro
MOParts!
[10:27] Goro
Mysterious artifacts believed
to come from the Mo Continent!
[10:29] Goro
Upon examination, they were clearly made
[10:31] Goro
from unknown elements with an
unidentified atomic structure,
[10:33] Goro
but the real shocker is that they
seemed to have been mentioned
[10:35] Goro
in some of the material that I had seen
that referenced the Mo Continent!
[10:37] Goro
I believe this discovery could turn science—
[10:40] Goro
no, global history itself on its head!
[10:42] Goro
And so I quickly put together this paper!
[10:46] Goro
And when I was getting ready
to present it academically...
[10:50] Goro
my laboratory's board of directors rejected it.
[10:54] Jiro
Maybe it was too much writing for them?
[10:56] Goro
I believe this is an appropriate
amount of material
[10:58] Goro
to cover artifacts from a continent like Mo
that previously only existed speculatively...
[11:02] Goro
Plus, the board seemed very interested
[11:05] Goro
when I originally announced
I had discovered a mystery material...
[11:09] Goro
right up until I proved the connection
to the Mo Continent.
[11:13] Goro
And when I asked why it had been rejected,
they wouldn't tell me anything.
[11:17] Goro
That was when I saw Monthly
Moso Science in a bookstore
[11:21] Goro
and thought you might be interested!
[11:23] Jiro
We're not exactly a rigorous scientific
journal. You sure about this?
[11:27] Goro
Oh, don't say that! I've read a number
of your back issues,
[11:30] Goro
and I believe a fair bit of your material
may be related to the Mo Continent.
[11:34] Goro
The man-faced fish from
this month's cover story
SIGN Finally Discovered!
The Man-Faced Fish!!!
[11:36] Goro
is referred to in the Mo Continent
documents I've seen!
[11:39] Jiro
I... see.
[11:41] Goro
If you agree to print my story,
I'm willing to show you the MOPart.
[11:44] Jiro
You have it with you?!
[11:46] Goro
You'll be a believer, too, after seeing this!
[11:53] Taro
Bwha—?!
[11:54] Goro
Just look at that shine!
[11:58] Taro
Dude, what did you bring in here?!
[12:00] Taro
That's gotta be dangerous!
[12:03] Goro
Do you understand how
amazing it is?! What a relief!
[12:07] Goro
It's so wonderful to meet
someone else who gets it!
[12:08] Taro
Stay back! I mean it!
[12:12] Taro
We are not running this story! Hell no!
[12:15] Goro
But—
[12:16] Taro
Goodbye!
[12:19] Taro
Man, that was a close one.
[12:21] Jiro
You sure about this, Taro?
[12:23] Taro
Yeah, I'm sure! You don't need
to worry about his story, Jiro.
[12:26] Jiro
He didn't pay for his cream soda yet.
[12:31] Taro
I'll pay, then!
[12:34] Taro
Aw, man, this is too much.
[12:38] Taro
I'm gonna need three days off.
[12:39] Jiro
What is it, Saburo?
You want me to heal Taro?
[12:42] Taro
How did I get wrapped up in such a mess?
[12:44] Jiro
No way.
[12:45] Taro
Maybe I'm getting too old for this.
SIGN The Relationship Between the New Element
SIGN and the Existence of the Mo Continent
SIGN Goro Sato
[12:47] Jiro
He forgot it...
[12:50] Goro
So much for that. I sure wish
I could find some way to publish it.
[12:57] Perch
You're sure that's him?
[12:59] Noin
Then let's get to work.
[13:07] Jiro
The Mo Continent and MOParts, huh...
[13:10] Taro
Are you still reading that sketchy crap?
[13:13] Jiro
He did a pretty good job putting it together.
And there's a ton of data.
[13:17] Taro
Doesn't matter. I am not getting involved.
[13:20] Jiro
But if you feel so strongly about it...
[13:23] Taro
That's exactly why.
[13:25] Taro
I just write whatever so that I can secure
a bare minimum of living expenses.
[13:31] Taro
I want to live life without
taking any unnecessary risks.
[13:34] Taro
Just like Old Man Rock, the cafe's owner.
[13:40] Taro
Besides, I'm only doing this job
until I get married, anyway.
[13:46] Jiro
What's wrong, Saburo?
What's the newspaper for?
SIGN Life Saved by Big Bag
SIGN Goro Sato
[13:50] Jiro
Isn't that...
[13:51] Taro
What is it?
[13:53] Jiro
That elite scientist who wrote
this paper was in the news.
[13:56] Taro
Did he do something?
[13:58] Jiro
It says he almost got hit by a car.
[14:01] Jiro
"The victim, Goro Sato (18),
was having trouble walking
[14:06] Jiro
due to having corns
on both of his big toes."
[14:09] Jiro
"Stricken with sudden stomach pains,
[14:11] Jiro
he was crossing the street
in search of a bathroom
[14:14] Jiro
when he was struck by a vehicle
that had run a red light,
[14:16] Jiro
but was miraculously unharmed due
to the large backpack he was wearing
[14:19] Jiro
acting as a cushion."
[14:22] Jiro
You think that might've been
because of the MOPart he has?
[14:26] Taro
Yeah. He's probably cursed.
[14:28] Jiro
Having corns on both feet...
that does seem really bad.
[14:31] Taro
That's what caught your attention?
[14:33] Rock
Those things really hurt, let me tell you.
[14:39] Rock
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
[14:42] Rock
Yeah? This is Cafe Rock.
[14:44] Rock
One moment, please.
[14:46] Rock
Taro, it's your editor-in-chief.
[14:49] Taro
Ugh, Catherine?
[14:53] Taro
Hello?
[14:55] Catherine
You boys have quite the story
on your hands, don't you?
[14:59] Taro
Uh, I have no idea what
you're talking abou—
[15:03] Catherine
It sounds fascinating.
[15:04] Catherine
I want you to look into
that scientist's story.
[15:08] Taro
Seriously?
[15:09] Taro
I mean, we don't really need to.
I can find another story to—
[15:11] Catherine
Listen.
[15:12] Catherine
Our readers are already tired
of your flippantly delusional articles.
[15:17] Catherine
I want this story.
[15:19] Taro
But—
[15:21] Taro
Aw, come on...
[15:23] Jiro
What'd Catherine want?
[15:25] Taro
She says we have to do a story
on that scientist's paper.
[15:30] Jiro
How'd she know?
[15:31] Taro
Hell if I know. Maybe she
has the place bugged.
[15:35] Taro
Man, what a drag.
[15:37] Jiro
Gah! That scared me!
[15:40] Jiro
Hello, this is Cafe Rock—
[15:41] Goro
P-Please! You have to save me!
[15:44] Jiro
Are you the scientist from before?
What happened?
[15:48] Goro
W-Well... At the laboratory...
[15:52] Goro
Help—
[15:53] Jiro
Hello? Hello?
[15:56] Taro
What was that?
[15:57] Jiro
I dunno. He asked for help, and it cut off.
[16:04] Taro
What? An earthquake?!
[16:05] Jiro
Could it be—
[16:06] Taro
Could it be what?!
[16:10] Taro
Jiro!
[16:11] Taro
What the heck is going on?
[16:13] Jiro
Look!
[16:15] Taro
Huh? That's...
[16:17] Jiro
That direction...
[16:20] Both
It's Science Laboratories!
[16:26] Jiro
Taro, get a move on!
[16:30] Taro
Wait up!
[16:36] Jiro
Excuse me. We need to go inside.
[16:38] Security
Not right now. There's been an explosion.
SIGN Science
Laboratories
[16:43] Taro
What's up?
[16:44] Jiro
He says we can't go in.
[16:46] Taro
Really? Let's head back, then.
[16:48] Jiro
I don't think so.
Not after coming all this way.
[16:51] Jiro
What is it, Saburo?
[16:54] Jiro
We can sneak in from here?
Can we make it over?
[16:57] Taro
Are you serious?
[16:59] Jiro
Hup...
[16:59] Jiro
Nice! Now all the way up!
[17:02] Jiro
I actually made it!
[17:07] Jiro
Come on, Taro!
[17:08] Taro
Uh, I'm gonna wait here!
[17:12] Taro
Fine, fine! Damn it all.
[17:15] Taro
Come on, this isn't gonna work!
I can't make it over the...
[17:27] Jiro
Where do you think he is?
[17:29] Taro
Are you enjoying yourself that much, Jiro?
[17:33] Jiro
No, not really.
[17:34] Jiro
It's just... if something happened to the
subject of a story, Catherine would get mad.
[17:39] Jiro
Taro! Look over there.
[17:41] Taro
Whoa, what is this?
[17:44] Taro
Was the explosion here?
[17:46] Jiro
You think he's still alive?
[17:47] Taro
No clue.
[17:51] Jiro
But why would there be
an explosion out here?
[17:54] Goro
Help!
[17:56] Jiro
He's alive!
[17:58] Taro
And that thing is still with him...
[18:04] Goro
You guys!
[18:05] Goro
It's me! Goro Sato!
[18:07] Taro
Whoa, whoa! Don't come at us!
[18:09] Goro
Wait, wait, wait!
[18:13] Goro
You came to save me!
[18:16] Taro
That was actually
the last thing I wanted to do!
[18:19] Taro
Ow! Watch it! Can't you run normally?!
[18:22] Goro
My corns hurt too much!
[18:25] Jiro
Yeowch...
[18:26] Jiro
Okay. No other way around it.
[18:38] Goro
The pain... is gone!
[18:40] Goro
Right this way, you two!
[18:42] Taro
That's a rare sight. You actually healed him.
[18:45] Jiro
It's kind of an emergency!
[18:47] Jiro
Come on, let's go!
[18:48] Taro
He's absolutely enjoying this.
[18:57] Goro
We should be safe here.
[18:59] Taro
Who the hell are those people?
[19:01] Goro
I'd like to know that myself!
[19:02] Goro
I came to the lab, and then they attacked me!
[19:05] Jiro
What about the explosion?
[19:06] Goro
They caught me once
when I was on the phone.
[19:09] Goro
They said, "You'd better stay put,
or we'll do this" and then, boom!
[19:13] Jiro
But you still ran?
[19:15] Goro
I thought they'd blow me up
either way, honestly.
[19:17] Taro
You're gutsier than I figured.
[19:19] Jiro
Are these guys after that MOPart of yours?
[19:24] Goro
Could that be it?!
[19:26] Goro
No, it has to be!
[19:29] Goro
They've probably been
threatening the board, too!
[19:32] Taro
Come on. You're letting your
imagination run away with you.
[19:34] Taro
You could always just try and hand it over.
[19:37] Goro
I can't! I've sworn to dedicate
my life to studying MOParts!
[19:48] MIB A
Is this really a good idea?
[19:50] MIB B
Since this is the first time, the bosses
said we should go at it kinda hard.
[19:54] MIB B
Stop resisting, and hand the bag over!
[19:59] Goro
You mean the MOPart?!
[20:02] MIB B
Do I mean the MOPart?
[20:04] MIB A
No clue. We weren't given the specifics.
[20:09] MIB B
Probably, yeah!
[20:10] Goro
In that case, never!
[20:12] Taro
Okay, let's hand it over!
[20:13] Goro
Hey! What are you saying?!
[20:15] Taro
Just do it! These guys are serious!
[20:18] Taro
Besides, maybe all your bad luck is coming
from that crazy crap you've got!
[20:22] Taro
Giving it away would solve everything!
[20:23] Goro
Never! I'm going to make it my life's work!
[20:26] Taro
Just let go!
[20:28] Goro
No!
[20:28] Jiro
What're you two doing?!
[20:29] Taro
Let go already!
[20:30] Goro
Never! I will not—
[20:33] MIB B
Oh, no!
[20:35] Taro
I'm dead!
[20:39] Goro
My MOPart!
[20:41] Goro
Sorry!
[21:17] Jiro
What the heck?!
[21:23] Goro
I-Is that Taro-san?
[21:25] Jiro
It... seems like it.
[21:30] Taro
Wow!
[21:31] MIB B
What is that thing?!
[21:32] MIB A
No one warned us about this!
[21:38] Jiro
That's going too far, Taro! Come on!
[21:40] Jiro
Stop! Enough!
[21:40] MIB A
Everybody run!
[21:44] Jiro
He's not listening!
[21:52] Noin
That's a Motarian!
[21:54] Perch
What's a Motarian doing here?
[21:56] Noin
Damn it! Let's go!
[21:58] Perch
Wait, Noin.
[21:59] Noin
But, Perch—
[22:01] Perch
If a Motarian is involved, our priority
becomes informing the boss about it.
[22:07] Noin
Yeah...
[22:22] Edward
I see.
[22:24] Edward
Then a Motarian has ruined our plan.
[22:28] Perch
Yes, sir. What should we do now?
[22:30] Noin
You want us to catch him, Boss?!
[22:32] Edward
No, let's wait.
[22:37] Edward
I've got an idea.
[22:40] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[22:43] Taro
Damn it, why do I hurt all over?
[22:46] Taro
It's like I've got muscle strain
across my whole body.
[22:50] Jiro
So you seriously don't remember?
[22:53] Taro
Don't remember what?!
[22:56] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[22:59] Jiro
Welcome—
[23:01] Goro
Thanks for yesterday.
[23:02] Taro
Ugh, you again? What is it no—
[23:06] Taro
Ow, ow, ow!
[23:06] Goro
Well! Starting today, I, Goro Sato,
[23:10] Goro
will be joining the Monthly
Moso Science editorial staff!
[23:15] Goro
It's a pleasure to be working with you!
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
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[23:25] Saburo
Taro, Jiro...
[23:27] Saburo
If you were thinking "This is gonna
be like that movie °°°°rctica,"
[23:29] Saburo
this might be the perfect anime for you.
[23:32] Saburo
Delusional Monthly Magazine issue 2:
Hold on a Moment, Why Are You Working Here?!
SIGN Issue 2
Hold on a Moment,
Why Are You Working Here?!
[23:37] Saburo
We'll be howling wisely next time, too!
E2 - Issue 2: Hold on a Moment, Why Are You Working Here?!
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[00:00] Goro
Starting today, I, Goro Sato,
[00:02] Goro
will be joining the Monthly
Moso Science editorial staff!
[00:07] Goro
It's a pleasure to be working with you!
[00:09] Both
Huh?
[00:13] Taro
Ow, ow, ow... Yeow, ow, ow...
[00:17] Goro
Are you all right?
[00:19] Taro
Obviously not! Can't you tell?
[00:22] Goro
Well, given what you did...
[00:29] Goro
I can see how that'd cause
full-body muscle strain.
[00:34] Jiro
He doesn't remember a thing, though.
[00:37] Goro
Really?
[00:39] Goro
No memory of the transformation...
[00:42] Goro
That is fascinating.
[00:45] Taro
What are you two babbling about, anyway?
[00:48] Taro
Jiro, could you do the thing
and maybe help me out?
[00:53] Goro
Oh, I've got just the solution.
[00:56] Taro
What the hell's that?
[00:58] Goro
A poultice with an herbal treatment for pain.
[01:02] Goro
How's right here?
[01:04] Taro
A little lower.
[01:05] Taro
To the right. Bingo.
[01:08] Goro
My dearly departed
great-grandmother used these often.
[01:12] Goro
They were used on a daily basis in
the time of the Mo Continent, though.
[01:17] Taro
The Mo Continent?
[01:19] Taro
Oh, I remember when everyone
was putting out stories about that.
[01:23] Taro
Turned out to be a load of crap.
[01:26] Goro
Not so! I believe that the Mo
Continent did, in fact, exist!
[01:31] Goro
It was no coincidence
that I encountered that MOPart.
[01:34] Goro
I believe it to be a message
from the Mo Continent...
[01:39] Goro
No, the Motarians, asking me
to uncover their hidden past!
[01:43] Taro
Mowhat exactly?
[01:45] Goro
Motarians!
[01:46] Goro
The race that inhabited the continent of Mo,
who were said to have special powers!
[01:52] Taro
Special like how?
[01:56] Goro
I'm not sure.
[01:57] Goro
The Motarians are believed to have gone
extinct with the loss of their continent.
[02:03] Taro
What's your take on this?
[02:04] Jiro
Couldn't hurt to humor him.
[02:09] Goro
Regardless, I believe it to be my duty
to learn the truth of the Mo Continent!
[02:13] Jiro
Oh, I need to call my matchmaker!
[02:16] Jiro
Did they find me a nice lady
to marry? I sure hope so!
[02:22] Jiro
Hey, how am I supposed
to use the phone now?
[02:24] Goro
It's time for an editorial meeting.
[02:28] Goro
We need to figure out our stories for next
month, or they won't be ready in time.
[02:31] Taro
And why do you care?
[02:34] Goro
Don't you remember what I just said?
[02:36] Goro
I work here now.
[02:38] Taro
He does?
[02:39] Jiro
I dunno.
[02:41] Goro
Once again, from the top, then...
[02:44] Goro
I am your new coworker
starting today, Goro Sato!
[02:49] Goro
Oh, it's all so over-scientific!
[02:54] Jiro
Over what now?
[02:58] Catherine
Good morning. Are you
boys making magic today?
[03:03] Jiro
Catherine.
[03:06] Goro
Good day to you, editor-in-chief!
[03:08] Catherine
Oh, it's the scientist.
You're starting with us today, yes?
[03:11] Goro
Yes!
[03:12] Taro
Aw, come on, what is this?
[03:14] Catherine
I hired him.
[03:17] Catherine
Master, are you awake?
[03:20] Rock
Oh, Catherine. Welcome.
[03:23] Catherine
My usual, please.
[03:25] Rock
Coming up.
[03:33] Catherine
Thank you.
[03:36] Catherine
What an aroma!
[03:38] Catherine
Oh, that reminds me. We received a tip.
Something about a glowing well.
[03:44] Both
A glowing well?
[03:45] Catherine
I've invited the tipster to the cafe.
[03:48] Catherine
They should be on the way, so hear them
out and start working on the story.
[03:52] Catherine
You boys behave, now.
[03:59] Jiro
A glowing well, huh?
[04:01] Goro
Why, that's downright fascinating!
[04:04] Goro
It couldn't be more over-scientific!
[04:07] Taro
Why do you keep calling things over-whatever?
[04:12] Goro
I was up late last night thinking up a new
catchphrase for Monthly Moso Science!
[04:17] Goro
I'd like it to become a national phenomenon!
[04:20] Taro
That's not...
[04:21] Jiro
...gonna happen, I think.
[04:23] Goro
No! All trends are created through effort!
[04:27] Goro
Oh, over-scientific!
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 2
Hold on a Moment,
Why Are You Working Here?!
[06:09] Goro
I see.
[06:11] Goro
A glowing well near your school's
training camp site...
[06:15] Chang/Ling/Xian
Right.
[06:15] Chang
The three of us are in the tennis club,
[06:18] Chang
and we snuck out one night
during the training camp...
[06:20] Chang
We tried to get into the mansion next door.
[06:23] Ling
The older students say
the well on that property is crazy...
[06:26] Ling
We wanted to check out the rumors.
[06:28] Xian
So we found a well that had a cover on it.
[06:31] Goro
A cover?
[06:32] Chang
And after we took it off,
the inside of the well just lit up!
[06:37] Jiro
It lit up?
[06:39] Ling
Not just that, but then water
started shooting out like a fountain!
[06:42] Jiro
It shot out?
[06:44] Xian
And then there was this noise,
and the water started dancing!
[06:47] Jiro
Dancing water?!
[06:48] Goro
I see, I see...
[06:51] Taro
Aw, come on, these kids probably
just made up some nonsense
[06:54] Taro
hoping they could get a reward
for submitting a story.
[06:59] Chang
But it's true! The well actually lit up!
[07:02] Ling
And shot water like a fountain!
[07:03] Xian
And then there was this noise,
and the water started dancing!
SIGN Drowning
Likely
[07:09] Trio
You've gotta believe us!
[07:11] Goro
I believe you.
[07:13] Jiro
Are you serious?
[07:15] Goro
I still remember the pain I felt when
no one acknowledged my research.
[07:20] Goro
I decided that I would
always start by believing.
[07:24] Goro
For now, we'll head to the well in question.
[07:26] Goro
Could you tell us where it is?
[07:28] Chang
Sure! I'll draw you a map.
[07:31] Jiro
You won't be getting paid until
we've checked it out, mind you.
[07:37] Goro
Let's head there right away.
[07:39] Jiro
If you insist...!
[07:42] Taro
You two have fun, now.
[07:47] Jiro
You're not coming?
[07:48] Taro
Obviously not. How am I supposed to move
when my whole body is...
[07:56] Taro
Feeling better!
[07:57] Jiro
Which means you can join us.
[07:59] Taro
Just like that, huh?
[08:03] Goro
What was that just now?
[08:05] Jiro
Taro's coming too. Let's get a
move on before he changes his mind.
[08:12] Taro
Gimme a break...
[08:15] Goro
Let's see... According to the map,
[08:19] Goro
it's right this way.
[08:20] Jiro
Looks like it!
[08:22] Taro
I seriously don't get why I'm here.
[08:26] Goro
Do stay close by, Taro, Saburo,
so we don't get separated.
[08:31] Taro
Look at the new guy, getting a big head...
[08:34] Taro
Didn't you used to work for
some big-shot government lab?
[08:38] Taro
And now you're at our magazine?
[08:41] Goro
That does bother you, huh?
[08:43] Taro
Not really, no.
[08:45] Goro
To be honest, I was held responsible
for the explosion at the lab...
[08:49] Goro
and removed from my position.
[08:52] Goro
Which led to...
[08:53] (Flashback) Catherine
Let's put the knowledge and
research you gained from that lab
[08:56] (Flashback) Catherine
to work for Monthly Moso Science!
[09:00] Goro
The editor-in-chief offered me a job.
[09:03] Goro
I was thrilled, since I was depressed
about having lost my old one.
[09:09] Taro
So, in other words,
she reeled you in with ease.
[09:11] Jiro
Even though we make next
to nothing in terms of money.
[09:15] Goro
I want to live up to
the chief's expectations...
[09:19] Goro
With a feature on a truly over-scientific
subject for next month's issue!
[09:23] Goro
Enough to increase our circulation!
[09:25] Taro
And you're gonna do that writing
about a glowing well?
[09:29] Goro
No, there's a much more
intriguing lead to work on!
[09:34] Goro
You, namely!
[09:36] Taro
Me...?
[09:37] Goro
Your transformation from before...
[09:39] Goro
It could only be described
as over-scientific!
[09:42] Goro
I know! Could you do it again?
[09:48] Taro
What's that you've got?
[09:50] Goro
The MOPart I showed you the other day.
[09:52] Goro
Although its shape has changed.
[09:54] Taro
What?!
[09:57] Taro
Cut that out!
[09:59] Taro
Huh? It doesn't seem as bad...
[10:02] Goro
You're not changing. I wonder why.
[10:05] Taro
It's like I told you,
I don't remember any of it!
[10:09] Goro
That would imply there's
some kind of trigger...
[10:12] Goro
Perhaps some sort of
physiological mechanism?
[10:13] Taro
That tickles! Stop!
[10:15] Goro
Where could it be? Maybe here?
[10:17] Jiro
I know! Maybe if you're in danger again...
[10:21] Jiro
Saburo!
[10:24] Goro
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[10:26] Goro
Make him stop! Why?!
[10:28] Jiro
That's enough, Saburo.
[10:29] Goro
This is so painful...
[10:32] Goro
Excuse me! So I just get bitten for nothing?!
[10:38] Edward
Excuse me?
[10:39] Edward
Most of the men are out of commission?
What's the meaning of this?
[10:44] Perch
It was the Motarian we mentioned...
[10:47] Noin
He seriously kicked their butts!
[10:49] Edward
You two will have to recover
the MOPart yourselves, then.
[10:55] Perch
Yes. Of course, boss.
[10:57] Noin
We're not letting the Motarian keep it!
[10:59] Edward
Begin the search at once and
relieve them of anything they have.
[11:04] Both
Yes, boss.
[11:20] Edward
A surviving Motarian...
That comes as a surprise.
[11:26] Edward
Nothing of concern, however.
The MOParts will be mine.
[11:40] Taro
Hey, are we there yet? I'm tired.
[11:45] Jiro
Just a little farther.
[11:47] Taro
Aw, man...
[11:51] Perch
Listen up, Noin. We have them
find the MOPart first...
[11:56] Noin
And then I swipe it from them!
[12:03] Jiro
The map says it's around here.
[12:06] Goro
I don't see a way in.
[12:08] Taro
Damn, you guys walk too fast.
[12:13] Goro
There's the school's training camp building,
like the students mentioned.
[12:19] Jiro
Hey, Taro, do you see
anything dangerous from here?
[12:25] Taro
Nothing stands out...
[12:26] Goro
What do you mean by dangerous?
What are you talking about?
[12:30] Taro
Too close! Get out of
my personal space, man!
[12:33] Jiro
This location... could it be...?
[12:36] Jiro
Below here?
[12:36] Goro
You two are hiding something
from me, aren't you?
[12:39] Goro
Please wait!
[12:41] Taro
Give it a rest!
[12:49] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[12:52] Goro
Is everyone all right?
[12:54] Jiro
Yeah.
[12:56] Jiro
Look...
[12:58] Goro
A well!
[13:06] Jiro
I guess we'll start by opening it.
[13:09] Goro
Allow me, the oldest, to do the honors.
[13:11] Goro
I wouldn't want to expose a child to danger!
[13:15] Jiro
This is heavy...
Could you two give me a hand?
[13:18] Goro
Oh, right away...
[13:22] Jiro
Push when I say ready.
[13:24] Jiro
Ready and...
[13:28] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[13:29] Taro
Look, I'm worn out already.
Can I head back to the office?
[13:35] Jiro
One more time! Ready and...
[13:44] Jiro
It's almost there! Ready and...
[13:47] Taro
Stop! Do not open that thing!
[13:51] Jiro
Got it!
[13:58] Jiro
They fell in.
[14:11] Goro
Hey!
[14:12] Jiro
You alive?
[14:13] Taro
Please! Get me out of here!
[14:17] Goro
What a relief. He seems fine.
[14:19] Taro
Do I look fine to you?! Save me already!
[14:23] Jiro
How do we do that, though?
[14:25] Goro
I actually think I have a rope!
[14:37] Perch
There, Noin.
[14:38] Noin
Yeah.
[14:41] Taro
This is so nasty...
[14:46] Goro
There it is!
[14:47] Goro
Let's pull them up with this, Jiro.
[14:54] Goro
Ow, ow, ow!
[14:56] Jiro
Who are you—
[14:58] Perch
Not another move.
[14:59] Goro
Stop that! How could you threaten a child?!
[15:02] Jiro
Quit treating me like a kid!
[15:04] Goro
But...
[15:06] Goro
In any case, don't hurt him!
[15:08] Perch
Let's live up to
the scientist's expectations...
[15:11] Perch
And hurt him more, Noin.
[15:14] Goro
How do you know about—
[15:15] Goro
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[15:25] Perch
Don't move.
[15:27] Perch
I've got it right here, Noin.
[15:29] Noin
And with that taken care of...
[15:41] Jiro
What is this?! What just happened?!
[15:48] Goro
It's just like the students said!
[15:51] Jiro
What the heck?!
[15:52] Perch
That bucket... could it be
the power of that MOPart?
[15:57] Noin
What?!
[15:59] Taro
What's with the light show?!
[16:01] Taro
What is any of this?!
[16:03] Taro
Oh man, where is it even coming from?!
[16:06] Taro
Where'd all the water come
from?! There's so much!
[16:08] Goro
What a remarkable sight!
[16:10] Goro
This is exactly what
I mean by over-scientific!
[16:16] Jiro
Seriously, that is not going to take off.
[16:18] Goro
Magnificent!
[16:21] Goro
This is guaranteed to up our circulation!
[16:27] Taro
Stop having fun and help us!
[16:32] Noin
I knew it. It's that bucket!
[16:34] Perch
No. Look closer, Noin.
[16:37] Perch
It's the decoration on the bucket.
[16:42] Perch
I need you to grab it.
[16:43] Noin
Consider it done, Perch.
[16:46] Taro
We're falling!
[16:48] Noin
Now!
[16:49] Noin
They're ours!
[16:50] Taro
Help!
[17:09] Jiro
Wait, this is just like...
[17:31] Noin
He transformed!
[17:33] Jiro
I see. That's the trick.
[17:36] Jiro
When it touches Taro's forehead...
[17:43] Perch
Is this the MOPart?
[17:45] Noin
Perch!
[17:53] Perch
Noin!
[17:53] Noin
Perch!
[17:58] Perch
Noin!
[18:07] Goro
Remarkable! That's it! Go get them!
[18:10] Perch
Help!
[18:21] Noin
Perch!
[18:24] Noin
You okay?!
[18:25] Perch
He took the... MOPart...
[18:30] Noin
Perch?!
[18:31] Noin
Dammit! This isn't over!
[18:35] Noin
And away we go...!
[18:37] Goro
All right! They left!
[18:41] Goro
He changed back...
[18:44] Jiro
That part works the same, too.
[18:52] Sign
The Prophecies
of Mostradamus
[18:52] Sign
Investigating the mystery
of the glowing well!
[18:52] Sign
Is it karma? The living statue!
[18:52] Sign
Space
and
Dogu Statues
[18:53] Chang
Check it out. It's already in print.
[18:57] Ling
You're right! It's our story!
SIGN It dances?? It sprays water!? It glows?!
SIGN This well does it all!
[19:00] Sign
The cause: an over-scientific bucket!
[19:00] Sign
It's so
over-
scientific!
[19:00] Xiang
What's with this bit
that says "over-scientific"?
[19:04] Trio
So lame!
[19:08] Chang
Well, we got paid for our story,
so let's grab something to eat!
[19:11] Duo
Sounds good!
[19:13] Jiro
We really did get a story out of it.
[19:16] Jiro
It's a good thing he believed those kids.
[19:20] Taro
I don't see how it was good. Ow...
[19:24] Taro
Why's my whole body hurt so bad?
[19:27] Taro
Jiro, I'm begging you, do the thing you do.
[19:31] Jiro
Gee, what're you talking about?
[19:35] Taro
Little punk...
[19:37] Taro
And could you throw that...
decoration or whatever away?
[19:40] Taro
It's freaking me out.
[19:46] Jiro
Did you figure anything out?
[19:49] Goro
It seems different from
the first MOPart I encountered.
[19:52] Goro
But based on Taro's reaction,
I'm fairly certain it is one!
[19:58] Jiro
Pretty clever!
[20:08] Jiro
It changed shape?
[20:12] Taro
Huh? It doesn't feel creepy anymore.
[20:15] Goro
Could it be...?
[20:20] Goro/Jiro
It fits!
[20:21] Jiro
I think those weirdos might be
after the same thing.
[20:26] Goro
It seems like there's bound
to be more pieces, as well.
[20:29] Goro
That being the case, if we
can collect all the MOParts...
[20:33] Goro
There's likely to be some kind of
over-scientific phenomenon as a result!
[20:37] Jiro
It seems like some is missing, though.
[20:40] Goro
True.
[20:42] Taro
What are you two blabbering about?
[20:46] Jiro
Oh, right, you probably
don't remember this, Taro...
[20:49] Jiro
But I figured out how to make you transform.
[20:54] Goro
You did?! How does it work?
[20:58] Jiro
Not gonna tell yet!
[21:00] Goro
Jiro, please!
[21:03] Jiro
Not yet!
[21:04] Taro
Dammit, I don't wanna
transform again anyway!
[21:08] Taro
Not that I remember doing it!
[21:12] Perch/Noin
We're so sorry, boss.
[21:15] Noin
But next time, we'll collect everything.
[21:17] Perch
We're gonna get 'em!
[21:18] Edward
I would certainly hope so.
[21:21] Perch/Noin
Yes, boss.
[21:37] Edward
To think they'd steal more MOParts...
[21:45] Edward
Our plan requires gathering all of them.
[21:50] Edward
And they will be mine!
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Goro
You'll find daily life awash with song!
[23:28] Goro
When you're looking
for something in the fridge,
[23:30] Goro
or when you can't find a missing sock...
[23:32] Goro
Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 3:
More Than Just Singing?! Musical Speak?!
SIGN Issue 3:
More Than Just Singing?!
Musical Speak?!
[23:37] Goro
You will hear our sagacious cry once again!
E3 - Issue 3: More than Just Singing?! Musical Speak?!
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SIGN Matchmaking Service
Moment Marriage
SIGN Matchmaking Service
Moment Marriage
[00:03] Taro
What? You found me a match?!
[00:07] Taro
So?
[00:08] Taro
Who's the future partner
you found for me?
[00:12] Taro
Well?!
[00:14] Nancy
Bit of a rare find.
[00:16] Nancy
When it comes to earnings, employment,
or looks, she had no requirements at all.
[00:20] Nancy
You might say you hit the jackpot.
[00:22] Nancy
Meanwhile, she is major league
in every department.
[00:27] Taro
What a lovely lady! And her name is Leah?
[00:31] Nancy
Before marriage, you'll start with some dates—
[00:33] Taro
A date! Okay, I need to get
my game face on for this.
[00:44] Jiro
I'm back.
[00:46] Jiro
What's with the getup?
[00:49] Taro
I've got a date with Miss Leah!
[00:51] Jiro
Miss Leah?
[00:53] Goro
His matchmaker found him someone
for the first time, it seems.
[00:58] Taro
Yep! This will be our first date,
and the first step to our marriage!
[01:02] Taro
I'm gonna capture her heart
[01:05] Taro
and finally achieve my
dream of house husbandom!
[01:08] Goro
Oh, come on. You should keep working
with us, even after getting married.
[01:12] Taro
Hell no.
[01:14] Jiro
And where is this date, exactly?
[01:17] Taro
Check it out!
SIGN Tomeo and
Omelette
[01:19] Jiro
Tomeo and Omelette?
[01:21] Goro
Oh, that's the show featuring
the superstar of stage,
[01:25] Goro
Hananosuke, in the leading role.
[01:27] Taro
Exactly!
[01:29] Taro
Nancy said Leah's hobby is going to plays,
so this is the perfect date.
[01:34] Taro
Oh, did I just call her Leah?!
[01:37] Taro
"Leah..."
[01:38] Taro
"Taro!"
[01:39] Taro
"Leah."
[01:40] Taro
"Taro!"
[01:41] Taro
Can you imagine?!
[01:44] Taro
That being the case, I got a show to catch!
[01:55] Goro
He certainly seems happy.
[01:57] Jiro
I hope this date falls apart.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 3:
More Than Just Singing?!
Musical Speak?!
[03:40] Goro
I'm here 30 minutes before the agreed time.
[03:42] Goro
Everything's perfect.
[03:51] Edward
You understand, yes?
[03:54] Edward
We can have no more failures.
[03:57] Edward
This time you must collect the MOParts.
[04:00] Perch+Noin
Yes, boss.
SIGN The one
waited
upon
shall
not
come
[04:28] Goro
Rather strange, really...
[04:31] Goro
It seems to be a completely different
material than when I first saw it.
[04:37] Goro
And that duo...
[04:40] Goro
Wait, that logo!
[04:46] Goro
I knew I had seen it before!
[04:48] Goro
It's Edward Chi's!
SIGN Edward Chi.
Born August 25th.
A resident of Most City's
Hightown. Traveled the world
during his youth because of his
parent's business. At 14, he
graduated High Society School
at the top of his class. Studied
a variety of fields at International
College including law,
engineering, and economics.
Worked at Science Laboratory
at 19 before personal
circumstances led him to resign.
Became an entrepreneur
afterwards. Two years later,
he founded the W.P. Company,
which started as a small
security firm in a single room
at first, before moving on to
packaged foods and
cosmetics along with
other...
[04:51] Goro
Jiro! The duo from before...
[04:54] Jiro
Stupid Taro. I hope your date stinks.
[04:56] Goro
U-Uh, Jiro?
[04:57] Jiro
Fail... fail...
[04:59] Goro
Jiro...?
[05:01] Jiro
Huh? What was I...?
[05:03] Goro
Look here!
[05:04] Goro
I believe that the duo we encountered
works for this company.
[05:08] Jiro
Hey, that logo... The White Pegasus Company?
[05:13] Goro
From what I can tell,
their operations are so diverse
[05:16] Goro
it's hard to tell what they really do.
[05:18] Goro
But what I can say for certain
[05:20] Goro
is that they are after the MOParts as well.
[05:25] Jiro
Maybe it has something to do
with Taro's transformation?
[05:28] Goro
Oh, about that, the other day...
[05:33] Jiro
Phone's ringing.
[05:35] Taro
What's keeping her?
[05:38] Taro
The show's gonna start...
[05:40] Jiro
The one waited upon never came!
[05:45] Taro
Aw, dammit...
[05:48] Taro
How did I end up sitting
here with you, Jiro?
[05:50] Jiro
What can you do? The lady
said she had to cancel.
[05:55] Taro
That doesn't explain anything...
[05:57] Taro
And what're you grinning about?
[05:59] Taro
You a big theater fan or something?
[06:01] Jiro
Uh, no, not exactly.
[06:08] Taro
Gotta say, for an actor so popular,
this place isn't close to full.
[06:13] Audience 1
If he starts up again...
[06:15] Audience 2
It really is a bit too much.
[06:17] Taro
What's "it"?
[06:20] Jiro
I wonder what they mean.
[06:33] Omelette
O Tomeo, wherefore art thou Tomeo?
[06:39] Hananosuke
Call upon me, and henceforth,
I will always be Tomeo!
[06:42] Hananosuke
And wherefore art thou Omelette?
[06:45] Hananosuke
O Omelette!
[06:47] Taro
That's the star, Hananosuke, right?
[06:50] Jiro
Yeah. Everything seems fine so far.
[06:54] Omelette
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
[06:58] Omelette
Dear Tomeo, cast aside thy name!
[07:01] Omelette
And in exchange, take all of myself.
[07:06] Hananosuke
I shall do as you ask!
[07:09] Hananosuke
And all that I ask in return
is you call me beloved!
[07:16] Hananosuke
Do this, and it will be
as if I have been reborn!
[07:22] Hananosuke
And from henceforth, I will, will, will
[07:27] Hananosuke
I will never be Tomeo
[07:31] Jiro
Huh? Is this a musical?
[07:31] Hananosuke
Tomeo, no more
[07:34] Taro
Ugh... Th-That dude...
[07:37] Tomeo
I would become anything
to be with the woman I love
[07:38] Taro
...is trouble!
[07:41] Jiro
Taro?
[07:43] Audience 1
See! It happened again.
[07:45] Audience 2
Hananosuke is ruining everything again.
[07:50] Hananosuke
What light through yonder window breaks?
[07:53] Hananosuke
It is the East,
[07:55] Hananosuke
and Omelette is
[07:59] Hananosuke
The shining sun!
[08:01] Crowd
What a mess of a production.
[08:03] Crowd
So awful. Maybe I should stop being his fan.
[08:06] Jiro
I didn't understand a lick of that show.
[08:10] Taro
Seriously, none of it sank in.
[08:13] Jiro
That'd be because you passed out, Taro.
[08:16] Audience 3
Hananosuke couldn't get it together again.
[08:19] Audience 4
He was such a serious,
talented performer before.
[08:23] Taro
Come on, let's head back.
[08:27] Catherine
Hi!
[08:29] Taro
Huh? Catherine?
[08:31] Jiro
What gives?
[08:32] Catherine
I caught the show myself.
[08:35] Catherine
Our publishing group even covered
the cost of the ticket.
[08:39] Taro
What? That's a thing?
[08:41] Taro
We've never expensed anything before.
[08:43] Catherine
More importantly, I want you to
get backstage and start digging.
[08:46] Catherine
I already spoke to the staff.
[08:49] Jiro
Oh, can we?!
[08:50] Catherine
I mean, you did see that performance, right?
[08:53] Catherine
Hananosuke's suddenly started
singing his lines at random lately,
[08:57] Catherine
which is tanking his popularity.
[08:59] Catherine
Seems to be quite the mess.
[09:02] Taro
I actually didn't catch most of it.
[09:04] Catherine
Regardless, something is going on.
[09:07] Catherine
I want you to start digging, in depth,
and write something impressive.
[09:10] Catherine
Anyway, I've got things to do.
[09:12] Taro
Great, she dumped something on us, as usual.
[09:15] Jiro
Well, we should check it out for now!
SIGN Mr. Hananosuke
[09:24] Jiro
We're with the Monthly Moso
Science editorial group.
[09:27] Hananosuke
Come in.
[09:28] Jiro
Excuse us.
[09:36] Taro
Crap, crap, crap!
[09:38] Taro
I can't deal with this guy!
[09:41] Goro
That was Taro!
[09:44] Jiro
Huh? What're you doing here?
[09:45] Goro
The chief asked me
to join in on the interview.
[09:51] Jiro
So you can't control when it happens?
[09:54] Hananosuke
That's right.
[09:56] Hananosuke
Once the feeling comes over me,
I have no idea what's happening...
[10:00] Hananosuke
Like something is controlling me, almost.
[10:03] Jiro
Like possession...?
[10:05] Goro
When did you start experiencing this?
[10:07] Hananosuke
I think it was around three weeks ago.
[10:10] Goro
Can you think of a potential
cause? Anything at all?
[10:16] Hananosuke
Well...
[10:17] Hananosuke
No, not really.
[10:21] Jiro
And it only happens when you're on stage?
[10:23] Hananosuke
No. Actually...
[10:27] Hananosuke
Can I get a coffee?
[10:29] Clerk
How do you like it?
[10:31] Hananosuke
Like?
[10:33] Hananosuke
Love!
[10:35] Hananosuke
I love a coffee that is rich
[10:39] Hananosuke
Rich coffee, all for me
[10:41] Hananosuke
Coffee...
[10:46] Hananosuke
Oh, a pond full of koi.
[10:48] Hananosuke
Koi!
[10:50] Hananosuke
Such rich, colorful koi-lors
[10:52] Hananosuke
Swimming like a heart in love
[10:58] Florist
You wanted these Lovely Princesses, right?
[11:00] Hananosuke
Love?!
[11:03] Hananosuke
I love, I love L-O-V-E...
[11:08] Jiro
Are you noticing any kind of pattern here?
[11:11] Hananosuke
Lovely, love-loo, love-lalalah!
[11:12] Goro
I can say one thing... it's over-scientific!
[11:17] Jiro
Don't change the subject.
[11:18] Hananosuke
A lovely love-dezvous
[11:22] Perch
We're gonna swipe...
[11:23] Hananosuke
Love-dee-dah-doo, lovely!
[11:23] Noin
...those MOParts this time!
SIGN Central Ward
Business Center
SIGN Most
Insurance
[11:29] Taro
What do you mean she canceled her account?!
SIGN Moment
Marriage
(3F)
[11:31] Taro
What happened to Leah?!
[11:33] Taro
I need some kind of reason! Come on!
[11:36] Nancy
Couldn't tell you. But she said
she was done trying to find someone,
[11:41] Nancy
which includes you and anybody else.
[11:43] Taro
She quit?!
[11:45] Taro
I mean, finding a special someone
definitely requires patience.
[11:49] Taro
But if that's the case, I should
probably encourage her.
[11:53] Nancy
Well, she also might have found
someone on her own.
[11:56] Taro
What?!
[11:57] Nancy
Anyway, when a client cancels
our service, we don't question it.
[12:03] Nancy
You'll have to give up
and wait for another match.
[12:05] Taro
Aw, but when will that be?!
[12:08] Nancy
You'd probably be swimming in matches
if you made more money.
[12:17] Taro
Aw, man...
[12:18] Taro
"If you made more money," my butt!
A marriage is supposed to be about love!
[12:22] Taro
So where did the love go, huh?!
[12:24] Jiro
Wanting to get married so you can
take it easy without working...
[12:28] Jiro
You're not exactly the model
of romance yourself, Taro.
[12:31] Taro
It's not like that!
[12:33] Taro
I just want to support a partner
who works hard with my love!
[12:38] Taro
But nobody gets it!
[12:40] Taro
I can't believe we broke up already...
[12:42] Jiro
You can't break up
without getting together first.
[12:46] Goro
Breaking up?
[12:47] Goro
That reminds me!
[12:51] Jiro
You read tabloids?
[12:53] Goro
Not normally, but when I was
let go from the laboratory...
[12:57] Goro
This advertisement caught my attention.
SIGN Now's your chance!
It's a little weird-looking,
but it can make you happy?
Get your own stuffed kitty
[13:01] Jiro
Did you actually buy it...?
[13:02] Goro
I did not! But I came close.
SIGN Scoop: Hananosuke's Breakup!
A tragic end after ten years together
[13:04] Goro
This is the page that I remembered, though!
[13:07] Jiro
An article about Hananosuke!
[13:09] Goro
Look here.
[13:10] Goro
He started singing randomly at around
the same time as this breakup.
[13:15] Jiro
So, his ex-girlfriend might be the cause?
[13:20] Hananosuke
You knew about it, then...?
[13:23] Jiro
The article's actually true?
[13:25] Hananosuke
Yes. Our families objected to our marriage
due to a difference in social standing...
[13:30] Hananosuke
Which resulted in us splitting up.
[13:34] Jiro
And it was after that when you started
acting like you're in a musical?
[13:39] Hananosuke
Right. At first, it didn't occur to me,
but thinking about it now...
[13:47] Taro
I can't believe they're willing to go
right up to Hananosuke like that.
[13:52] Taro
There is something super
creepy stuck to him.
[13:56] Hananosuke
Thank you so much for looking into things.
[14:00] Hananosuke
Oh, I know. Would you like to stay
for my final performance?
[14:06] Jiro
Final?
[14:08] Hananosuke
Right. I can't perform
like I used to anymore...
[14:12] Hananosuke
Which is why I'm thinking
of making this my last show.
[14:16] Goro
Sure, we'd love to. Right?
[14:18] Jiro
Yeah...
[14:21] Taro
Big pass from me. I don't
wanna get knocked out again.
[14:24] Goro
We'll head on over, then.
[14:27] Goro
Oh, Taro, would you mind looking
after my bag during the show?
[14:33] Taro
Sure thing.
[14:35] Jiro
I guess it's something psychological
stemming from the breakup...?
[14:39] Goro
The fact that he starts singing
like that in his daily life...
[14:43] Goro
Could it have some kind of tie
to his old girlfriend, perhaps?
[14:48] Jiro
I wonder what Taro was seeing, then?
[14:51] (Flashback) Taro
Th-That dude is trouble...!
[14:54] (Flashback) Taro
Crap, crap, crap!
I can't deal with this guy!
[14:58] Jiro
Maybe there could be some other cause.
[15:02] Goro
You mean a MOPart?!
[15:04] Goro
But there wasn't anything obvious...
[15:29] Taro
Wait, when did that happen?!
[15:32] Taro
Hey, give that back!
[15:45] Noin
Dammit!
[15:56] Noin
How far is this dog going to chase me?!
[16:00] Omelette
O Tomeo, wherefore art thou Tomeo?
[16:05] Hananosuke
Call upon me, and henceforth,
I will always be Tomeo!
[16:06] Noin
Give it a rest!
[16:11] Perch
Pass it here, Noin!
[16:14] Jiro
Wait, what is this?
[16:16] Jiro
And aren't they—
[16:17] Goro
Look at that!
[16:19] Goro
It's my bag!
[16:20] Taro
Could you guys not just run off
with other people's stuff?
[16:25] Goro
Give my bag back!
[16:27] Perch
That is not happening!
[16:31] Goro
My bag!
[16:33] Hananosuke
I shall do as you ask!
[16:37] Hananosuke
And all that I ask in return...
[16:41] Audience 1
Is this a new bit?
[16:43] Audience 2
Maybe they changed it up
to attract a bigger audience?
[16:47] Hananosuke
Call me beloved!
[16:51] Leah
Beloved...?
[17:10] Audience 1
What a neat effect!
[17:12] Audience 2
They're really leaning into spectacle!
[17:15] Jiro
The ring... That's it!
It's the ring causing it!
[17:20] Hananosuke
And from henceforth, I will, will, will...
[17:24] Hananosuke
I will never be Tomeo!
[17:28] Taro
My dream is to be a house husband!
[17:33] Goro
Return my bag!
[17:36] Noin
They've all started singing.
[17:38] Perch
This might be our chance, Noin.
[17:40] Noin
Yeah.
[17:41] Noin
We're taking this!
[17:43] Goro
I can't allow that!
[17:47] Hananosuke
What light through yonder window breaks?
[17:50] Hananosuke
It is the East...
[17:52] Jiro
Taro! Look over here!
[17:55] Taro
What's up?
[18:56] Jiro
Whatever this is, it's awesome.
[19:39] Perch
Noin, look.
[19:41] Noin
A MOPart!
[19:45] Hananosuke
I just can't forget about you.
Please, stay by my side.
[19:49] Leah
Yes. We'll always be together!
[19:57] Jiro
Well, I guess it all worked out?
[20:08] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[20:11] Taro
Dammit, the muscle strain
is worse than usual this time.
[20:17] Jiro
I guess Hananosuke's going to keep acting,
[20:19] Jiro
in addition to getting married
to his girlfriend.
[20:24] Taro
Wait, that's Miss Leah!
[20:27] Goro
The one who canceled her match with you?
[20:30] Jiro
According to the article,
after they broke up,
[20:33] Jiro
she was trying to forget about Hananosuke...
[20:36] (Flashback) Leah
I need to get married right away!
[20:38] (Flashback) Leah
No requirements whatsoever!
[20:42] Jiro
And despite looking for a match, the first date
she got ended up being at Hananosuke's show...
[20:48] Jiro
Which just ended up reminding her of him,
so she decided to ditch the matchmaking.
[20:55] Taro
Dammit, what the hell?
[20:58] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[21:00] Jiro
And it seems like the matching rings
they bought while on vacation together
[21:04] Jiro
are what caused the singing problem.
[21:08] Goro
And those rings were actually a MOPart!
[21:11] Goro
Oh, it's so over-scientific!
[21:14] Jiro
And what happened with that MOPart?
[21:17] Goro
You didn't collect it, Jiro?
[21:19] Jiro
I thought you did?
[21:26] Jiro
Then that means...
[21:29] Edward
I finally have one.
[21:31] Edward
And this will enable transformations, yes?
[21:34] Duo
Yes, boss.
[21:46] Edward
Making this a one-on-one
fight between Motarians...
[21:49] Edward
Our victory is coming into view.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Goro
In olden times, it was spotted
at countless lakes...
[23:29] Goro
To the point of becoming
a tourist attraction.
[23:32] Goro
Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 4:
Monstrous Mystery?! The Secret of Loch Nuss.
SIGN Issue 4:
Monstrous Mystery?!
The Secret of Loch Nuss
[23:37] Goro
You will hear our sagacious roar once again!
E4 - Issue 4: Monstrous Mystery?! The Secret of Loch Nuss
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[00:04] Taro
I figure for next month's featured article,
we can just do "Kappa Autopsies."
[00:10] Goro
We just did a story about kappas.
[00:13] Taro
I guess UFOs or prophecies, then.
[00:15] Goro
Those were stories from the end of last year.
[00:18] Taro
Why don't we put them together
for the great prophesied UFO warrior?
[00:21] Goro
Why rehash old stories
[00:24] Goro
when we could investigate
and put together something new?
[00:27] Taro
Yeah? Like what?
[00:32] Goro
What about an expose on the truth behind
the mysterious White Pegasus Company?
[00:37] Taro
White Pegasus?
[00:39] Goro
That duo that's been lurking
around us so much lately...
[00:42] Goro
I believe they have some kind of
connection to the company.
[00:45] Goro
We could learn who they are
[00:47] Goro
and come up with something
for the magazine at the same time!
[00:49] Catherine
It's not very Monthly Moso
Science, though, is it?
[00:54] Rock
Oh, welcome.
[00:57] Goro
So that's a no, chief?
[01:00] Catherine
Leave that sort of thing
for the business magazines.
SIGN Now's your chance!
It's a little weird-looking,
but it can make you happy?
Get your own stuffed kitty
[01:03] Catherine
We need a feature for next month's issue
that will satisfy our new advertiser.
[01:08] Goro
Oh, it's the stuffed kitty
that brings happiness!
[01:10] Jiro
We're getting that ad, too?
[01:13] Taro
It's supposed to raise your
chances of getting married?!
[01:16] Jiro
Maybe you should give it a try.
[01:17] Taro
Maybe...
SIGN Lucky Color: Red
What you're
pursuing will
evade you.
If you go to
bed and rise
early, then
you'll never
be sick.
[01:28] Catherine
"What you're pursuing will evade you.
[01:30] Catherine
If you go to bed and rise early,
then you'll never be sick."
[01:33] Catherine
Well, try and boost our sales enough
that our sponsor will be satisfied.
[01:42] Taro
And how are we supposed to do
that without some kinda scoop?
[01:47] Jiro
What if we did a story about
the mysterious beastman?!
[01:51] Taro
What beastman? Where?
[01:53] Jiro
Right here.
[01:54] Goro
Oh, that is an idea!
[01:56] Taro
No, it isn't! How am I a beastman?!
[01:59] Goro
Because you transform into a weretiger.
[02:01] Taro
Except I don't remember that happening!
[02:04] Taro
And to make it worse, I wake up
with a bunch of muscle strain,
[02:08] Taro
and I have no idea why.
[02:09] Taro
I say no!
[02:10] Jiro
Then what do we do for our feature?
[02:13] Taro
"Great Prophecies of the Kappa" will be fine.
[02:16] Jiro
Maybe if that'd actually boost our sales.
[02:19] Goro
We really should investigate a proper story!
[02:23] Taro
But White Pegasus is a no-go.
[02:26] Goro
Then we'll go with Plan B: Loch Nuss!
[02:28] Jiro/Taro
Loch Nuss?
[02:29] Goro
We're going to search for Nussie,
the Loch Nuss Monster!
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 4:
Monstrous Mystery?!
The Secret of Loch Nuss
SIGN A guide for beginners
on how to camp solo
SIGN Make your
campsite
your own
[04:09] Goro
The groundskeeper of the
Loch Nuss Campgrounds
[04:12] Goro
claims that Nussie really does exist!
[04:14] Taro
No way.
[04:16] Goro
I looked into the data, and it seems
that the loch is remarkably deep,
[04:21] Goro
with enough space for a dinosaur
from ancient times to hide.
[04:24] Jiro
You read magazines like this, Goro?
[04:26] Goro
I was curious about the article
on space pyramid tents
[04:29] Goro
that are said to gather cosmic power.
[04:32] Taro
Is this the part where the
groundskeeper talks about it?
[04:35] Taro
"Many people have come hoping
for a glimpse of Nussie,
[04:38] Taro
turning Loch Nuss into a hot
meeting spot for young couples!"
[04:42] Taro
For real?!
[04:44] Goro
There is something exciting
about camping trips, after all!
[04:49] Taro
We're going!
[04:54] Perch
Hey!
[04:58] Jiro
Taro, get your license already.
[05:00] Taro
Why bother? I'm gonna have
a private driver eventually.
[05:04] Goro
Let's be on our way.
[05:10] Noin
Do you think they're going after MOParts?
[05:12] Perch
Hopefully.
[05:14] Noin
How do you think they know
where to find them?
[05:17] Noin
Some power of the Motarian's?
[05:19] Perch
Whatever it is, if they find MOParts,
we'll be there to take them.
[05:30] Goro
Let's buy our supplies up ahead.
SIGN One km ahead
Unidentified Station
Thataway
SIGN Unidentified Station -
Strange Flavors
[05:36] Goro
Look at all these ingredients
I've never seen before!
[05:39] Taro
I guess this is an unidentified
station for a reason...
SIGN Hot
Items
[05:42] Jiro
Hey, look at this!
[05:45] Jiro
I wonder how you eat it.
[05:47] Goro
Should we have a barbecue?
[05:49] Taro
Are you serious?
[05:51] Goro
That's standard when it comes
to camping, isn't it?
[05:54] Taro
You barbecue with a beer in one hand
while you're watching sports!
[05:57] Taro
It's not how you show off your cooking skill!
[06:00] Taro
If we're camping, we've gotta make curry!
[06:02] Goro
Does curry... provide that much
of a chance to show off cooking skill?
[06:06] Taro
You have no idea!
[06:08] Goro
I suppose so.
[06:19] Taro
Those are some weird carrots they have here.
[06:22] Jiro
Curry's great and all, but
don't forget the marshmallows!
[06:27] Noin
This should do it, right?
[06:29] Perch
Probably.
SIGN Yakisoba
Adamski
SIGN Tasty!
SIGN Loch Nuss
[06:41] Taro
There's nothing around these parts, huh?
[06:43] Goro
The whole appeal of camping is to
get away from the bustle of the city!
[06:48] Taro
Even accounting for that...
there's, like, nobody.
[06:56] Taro
Th-This is a little too rugged!
[06:58] Goro
And it bodes well!
SIGN Loch Nuss Campgrounds
[07:04] Scott
Welcome to the Loch Nuss Campgrounds!
[07:09] Taro
My butt hurts...
[07:10] Jiro
I'm stiff all over.
[07:14] Taro
Kinda noticing a lack of campers...
[07:18] Scott
Well, this is the norm.
[07:22] Scott
But you'll have your pick
of any site you want!
[07:24] Scott
Which is nice, right?
[07:26] Taro
Then... when you talked about
a bunch of people coming for Nussie
[07:30] Taro
and Loch Nuss turning into
a meeting spot for young couples...
[07:33] Taro
What's with the article?!
[07:35] Scott
Oh, that! That was wishful
thinking on my part.
[07:41] Taro
So it's fake news?!
[07:42] Scott
It's not fake. It's hopeful!
[07:44] Goro
Excuse me...
[07:46] Goro
Then is Nussie fake—er,
hopeful thinking, too?
[07:50] Scott
No. There was a witness
who said they saw her.
[07:54] Goro
What a relief!
[07:56] Goro
We're from a magazine called Monthly Moso
Science, and we're here to cover Nussie.
[08:01] Goro
We'd love to hear all about her.
[08:03] Scott
Sure, as soon as I wrap up my work.
[08:06] Goro
We'll set up our tent and be waiting!
[08:12] Goro
Oh, it's so over-scientific!
[08:17] Goro
The space pyramid tent
that gathers cosmic power!
[08:21] Jiro
You actually bought it...?
[08:24] Goro
Down this goes.
[08:26] Goro
I bought some additional
camping implements, too.
[08:29] Goro
We should have everything we need.
[08:31] Taro
Man, what a drag...
[08:34] Taro
All I could find was a dude
by himself and two families.
[08:37] Taro
Which means there's no chances
for me to meet anybody.
[08:40] Goro
Taro, I'll leave the curry to you!
[08:43] Taro
You do it.
[08:46] Goro
What's wrong?
[08:48] Taro
I've got no one to show off my cooking to.
[08:51] Taro
I'll see if I can fish up Nussie.
[08:58] Jiro
How large do you think Nussie is?
[09:00] Goro
I'd say considerably since she's a dinosaur.
[09:04] Jiro
I'm gonna look for her too, then!
[09:09] Goro
Curry, eh?
[09:15] Perch
It looks like they've started a search.
[09:18] Noin
It's gotta be for MOParts!
[09:22] Noin
I hope they find one fast!
[09:37] Taro
This is getting creepy...
[09:39] Taro
I really shouldn't have come.
[09:52] Taro
Hey there.
[09:54] Yasuko
Are you here to look for Nussie?
[09:57] Taro
Oh, yeah!
[09:59] Taro
By the way, are you on your own?
[10:03] Yasuko
Nussie really does exist.
[10:07] Yasuko
But no one believes me.
[10:10] Taro
I could believe you...
[10:12] Yasuko
Really?! That's great!
[10:19] Jiro
Nussie of Loch Nuss...
[10:24] Jiro
I guess it couldn't be that easy.
[10:27] Jiro
Huh?
[10:32] Jiro
What's he doing all by himself?
[10:37] Yasuko
The oldest sightings of Nussie
date back a thousand years.
[10:43] Yasuko
And they've been consistent ever since.
[10:46] Taro
Have you seen her yourself, Yasuko?
[10:48] Yasuko
Yes, I have.
[10:57] Scott
That's a fancy tent you've got there.
[10:59] Goro
If you'd like, you can absorb
the cosmic power on the inside.
[11:02] Scott
Nah, I'll pass. I've got enough
weird stuff going on with Nussie.
[11:08] Goro
You've seen her yourself, then, groundskeeper?
[11:11] Scott
I actually haven't.
[11:13] Scott
Yasuko is the one who did.
[11:17] Goro
Yasuko?
[11:20] Goro
And who's that?
[11:22] Scott
It happened ten years ago...
[11:24] Scott
Yasuko said she saw a giant
creature out in the lake.
[11:30] Scott
And that it was Nussie.
[11:32] Scott
But nobody believed her.
[11:35] Scott
So, Yasuko set out on her own
to try and catch Nussie...
[11:42] (Flashback) Yasuko
I know Nussie exists.
[11:54] Scott
The next morning, I found her washed up
on the edge of the water.
[12:00] (Flashback) Scott
Yasuko!
[12:05] (Flashback) Yasuko
I saw... Nussie...
[12:08] (Flashback) Yasuko
She really does live in Loch Nuss.
[12:16] (Flashback) Yasuko
Nussie...
[12:22] Yasuko
She died from the injuries I found her with.
[12:27] Yasuko
Nobody has seen or heard Nussie ever since.
[12:34] Yasuko
Your curry's gonna burn.
[12:35] Goro
Whoa!
[12:38] Scott
If you folks manage to find Nussie,
maybe Yasuko can rest in peace.
[12:49] Yasuko
This way.
[12:49] Yasuko
Right this way, Taro.
[12:52] Taro
Where are we going, Yasuko?
[12:58] Jiro
Where do you think Taro's headed?
[13:08] Taro
And what are we looking at here?
[13:10] Yasuko
Look into the water.
[13:12] Taro
In here?
[13:13] Taro
I just see rocks...
[13:16] Yasuko
It's not a rock.
[13:23] Jiro
What the heck is he doing?
[13:25] Goro
Jiro!
[13:27] Goro
What is Taro doing over there?
[13:31] Jiro
I have no clue.
[13:36] Taro
Huh? There's something down here...
[13:41] Taro
What is this thing?
[13:45] Taro
Yasuko, did you mean this?
[13:46] Yasuko
That's it!
[13:48] Taro
But what is it?
[13:50] Yasuko
Something very important.
[13:52] Yasuko
With this, you can—
[13:53] Goro
Taro!
[13:54] Goro
Is that a MOPart?
[13:58] Taro
This thing?
[13:59] Goro
If I can just take a look...
[14:03] Jiro
Kinda weird for Taro to not
be made sick by a MOPart.
[14:06] Goro
Perhaps it's already been purified?
[14:10] Taro
Hey, Yasuko, is this thing a MOPart?
[14:14] Jiro
Who are you talking to, Taro?
[14:17] Goro
Yasuko? But that would be...
[14:19] Noin
Hey, you dorks!
[14:23] Noin
Hand the MOPart over!
[14:25] Goro
It's that duo again!
[14:27] Perch
Hand it over if you know
what's good for you.
[14:31] Taro
This thing is important to Yasuko!
[14:33] Taro
I'm not letting you clowns touch it!
[14:36] Noin
Then I'll just have to show you...
[14:39] Noin
who you're dealing with!
[14:41] Goro
That's the MOPart from before!
[14:43] Jiro
Then they really did steal it!
[14:47] Noin
Transform!
[15:03] Jiro
He can transform, too?!
[15:07] Noin
Well? Shocked, aren't you?!
[15:09] Jiro
And he's actually rational, unlike Taro!
[15:11] Taro
Don't make it sound like I'm at fault!
[15:14] Noin
Now, hand the MOPart over!
[15:17] Taro
Like I told you, this belongs to Yasuko!
[15:22] Taro
Transform...!
[15:35] Taro
Hey, how am I supposed to transform?!
[15:37] Taro
Come on, come on, come on!
[15:39] Jiro
Goro! We need the MOPart!
[15:41] Goro
Oh, right!
[15:43] Jiro
This is how we do it!
[15:48] Goro
Oh, is that how?
[16:08] Noin
Bring it!
[16:13] Goro
A battle between beastmen!
[16:16] Jiro
I know! I should get some pics!
[16:26] Perch
Noin!
[16:27] Noin
This stupid furball...
[16:38] Perch
Noin!
[16:43] Noin
Dammit...
[16:47] Jiro
They're too fast!
[16:51] Jiro
This is no good.
[16:55] Jiro
And now I'm out of film! Shoot.
[16:59] Perch
This is bad... I didn't think the Motarian
would be stronger than Noin.
[17:03] Goro
That's it, Taro!
[17:07] Perch
Noin!
[17:08] Noin
I... know!
[17:13] Noin
Don't mess with me!
[17:33] Goro
He won!
[17:35] Perch
Got it!
[17:39] Perch
We're getting out of here, Noin!
[17:41] Goro
Hold it!
[17:56] Noin
Back off! Go away!
[17:59] Perch
Get in!
[18:11] Goro
They stole another MOPart from us...
[18:19] Jiro
You put in some good work today,
which makes it a shame—
[18:36] Goro
Are you awake, Taro?
[18:36] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[18:38] Taro
How'd it turn out, anyway?
[18:40] Goro
I'm afraid they took the MOPart.
[18:43] Taro
Then I lost...?
[18:46] Goro
You were winning, but they
managed to snatch it from me.
[18:50] Goro
I'm sorry!
[18:51] Taro
What the heck?
[18:52] Jiro
You collapsed after running
out of steam, anyway,
[18:55] Jiro
so you can't blame him, Taro.
[18:59] Jiro
"The mysterious beastmen on film!"
[19:01] Jiro
...Is not going to be an article we
can do with these blurry shots.
[19:05] Taro
This one's me?
[19:06] Jiro
Yep.
[19:07] Taro
What about this, then?
[19:09] Jiro
Huh... what is that?
[19:15] Goro
I believe it's Nussie!
[19:17] Goro
Nussie of Loch Nuss!
[19:20] Jiro
Then Nussie is real!
[19:22] Goro
This is fantastic! What a scoop!
[19:24] Goro
I'm sure the chief will be thrilled!
[19:25] Taro
Seriously...?
[19:28] Jiro
And so will the sponsor!
[19:30] Goro
Let's use this to get a closer look...
[19:33] Jiro
I'm gonna get a credit for the photo!
[19:37] Goro
What's this...?
[19:39] Scott
I recognize it...!
[19:41] Scott
That's Yasuko's harpoon!
[19:46] Taro
Sorry, Yasuko.
[19:49] Taro
It was important to you,
but they got away with it.
[19:51] Yasuko
It's okay.
[19:53] Yasuko
Since you were able to find Nussie...
[19:55] Taro
That really was Nussie, then?
[19:58] Taro
We're gonna do a whole feature on her
in next month's Monthly Moso Science.
[20:02] Yasuko
Thank you, Taro.
[20:09] Taro
Wait, Yasuko!
[20:11] Yasuko
Thank you...
[20:14] Taro
Wait!
[20:16] Taro
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
[20:18] Yasuko
Goodbye!
[20:23] Scott
He's able to see Yasuko...?
[20:27] Jiro
It's a condition he has.
[20:29] Goro
You mean to say that Taro
has been talking with a ghost?
[20:33] Jiro
I doubt he even thinks she was one.
[20:37] Taro
Yasuko!
[20:41] Taro
She looked like a real go-getter, too...
[20:49] Edward
This isn't a MOPart.
[20:52] Perch
It's not?!
[20:54] Edward
It appears to be a bone
from some sort of creature.
[20:56] Noin
A bone...!
[20:58] Noin
And after we worked so hard for it!
SIGN The legend
revealed!
SIGN We lay eyes on
the Loch Nuss Monster!
SIGN Nussie caught
in our camera's lens!
SIGN The legend
revealed!
SIGN We lay eyes on
the Loch Nuss Monster!
SIGN Nussie caught
in our camera's lens!
[21:12] Trio
We're sold out!
[21:14] Taro
Toasting a sold-out issue...
[21:17] Taro
I think that might be a first
for Monthly Moso Science!
[21:22] Goro
We should do another run!
Where's the chief, anyway?
[21:26] Taro
Catherine's always coming and going,
come to think of it.
[21:30] Goro
You're not able to contact her?
[21:31] Jiro
We don't know a thing about
her private life, honestly.
[21:41] Edward
It's still only one MOPart,
[21:44] Edward
but we have more Motarians to work with...
[21:48] Edward
Which will ensure we obtain all the MOParts.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
If being a super-fan makes life
better for you, I say have at it.
[23:29] Saburo
Even if it means worrying about
retirements and career changes and such...
SIGN Issue 5:
What're You Moping About?!
The Ice Prince
[23:32] Saburo
Monthly Delusional Science Issue 5:
What're You Moping About?! The Ice Prince.
[23:37] Saburo
Next time, we'll be roaring cutely!
E5 - Issue 5: What're You Moping About?! The Ice Prince
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[00:19] Driver A
What the hell?!
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 5:
What're You Moping About?!
The Ice Prince
[02:02] Goro
That's the gist
of the eyewitness report.
[02:04] Goro
It was written up in Weekly Let's Trucker.
SIGN Let's Trucker
SIGN Let's Trucker says goodbye to accidents!
The Legend Never Ends
SIGN Raijinmaru
Descends
SIGN No more
accidents?!
[02:08] Goro
I say we do a story on Expressway
Mask, who shows up on highways!
[02:12] Taro
You realize that urban legends
about shadowy figures
[02:16] Taro
going real fast on expressways
is pretty common, right?
[02:19] Jiro
We did a story like that a while back.
[02:22] Goro
But, in this case...
[02:24] Goro
The mask adds a new wrinkle, don't you think?
[02:27] Taro
Maybe, but is it that interesting?
[02:31] Jiro
Goro, why'd you buy this magazine?
SIGN Muscle Maker
[02:33] Goro
Right here.
[02:35] Goro
I was curious about this helpful sticker
that's supposed to prevent accidents.
[02:41] Taro
If you wanna do a story,
[02:43] Taro
let's make sure it's one
that helps me get married!
[02:46] Taro
Not truck stuff.
[02:48] Goro
Oh, fine.
[02:51] Goro
I'll investigate this story myself.
[03:02] Rock
Welcome.
[03:06] Roberto
Is this the place where they
solve "over-scientific incidents"?
[03:11] Taro
Sure isn't.
[03:14] Jiro
That's the Nussie special issue...
[03:17] Roberto
I heard this was the place.
[03:19] Taro
Probably some kind of urban legend.
[03:22] Jiro
Aw, come on, let's at least hear him out.
[03:26] Jiro
It might make for a good story.
[03:28] Rock
What can I get you?
[03:29] Roberto
A double espresso. Make it strong.
[03:33] Taro
A guy like that? His story's
gonna be a whole thing.
[03:37] Jiro
Now, now...
[03:38] Rock
Espresso, huh?
[03:42] Roberto
I'm Roberto Morricone.
I'm a figure skating coach.
[03:47] Roberto
And something strange is going on
with one of my skaters.
[03:51] Roberto
We had him in a training camp
to prepare for a competition...
[03:54] Roberto
And this young man, Ryoma, would
disappear in the wee hours of the night
[03:57] Roberto
before showing up in the morning
looking worn out.
[04:01] Taro
I know what that sounds like to me.
A nighttime rendezvous with a fan.
[04:04] Roberto
If I thought that was likely,
I'd call a detective.
[04:08] Roberto
I've had people watch Ryoma
to make sure he doesn't leave at night,
[04:11] Roberto
and locked his room from the outside...
[04:14] Roberto
But he still manages to vanish.
[04:17] Roberto
And he's not aware of what's going on.
[04:20] Roberto
I'm sure there's something going on
beyond a logical explanation.
[04:25] Rock
Here you are.
[04:30] Roberto
This is an espresso?
[04:33] Rock
It is.
[04:35] Taro
Vanishing late at night... Maybe
Dracula's got him entranced.
[04:39] Roberto
Could you deal with that?
[04:41] Taro
Uh, no, that's not our line of work.
[04:44] Taro
Plus, I'm pretty sure it's not Dracula.
[04:46] Roberto
I still need some help, please!
SIGN Lucky
Color: Red
As spring
arrives and
ice melts,
maidens
in bloom
will gather."
[04:49] Roberto
I'm worried about Ryoma.
[04:53] Taro
This camp... You're holding it
at a skating rink?
[04:55] Roberto
Yes. Our lodging is right
next to an ice arena.
[04:59] Taro
Ice melting...
[05:04] Taro
"As spring arrives and the ice melts,
SIGN Taro
[05:08] Taro
maidens in bloom will gather."
SIGN Taro
SIGN Taro Marry me
[05:13] Fans
Taro! Marry me!
[05:21] Jiro
Taro?
[05:22] Jiro
What are you doing?
[05:24] Taro
Let's go!
SIGN Trucking Company
Fast Transport
[05:27] Goro
So, to sum it up...
[05:29] Goro
Expressway Mask appears at night,
[05:32] Goro
makes a few rounds on Expressway 1,
and vanishes just before dawn.
[05:37] Goro
Does that cover it?
[05:38] Driver A
You got it!
[05:41] Driver B
One other thing, and I didn't
actually pull over to check, but...
[05:45] Goro
What is it?
[05:47] Driver B
I got the feeling that the road had iced over.
[05:50] Goro
That would be odd,
considering the time of year.
[05:55] Fans
Ryoma!
[06:03] Roberto
In terms of skating ability,
Ryoma is as good as they come...
[06:07] Roberto
But he has a ways to go
expressing himself via skating.
[06:11] Roberto
Ryoma!
[06:14] Roberto
You've got to be more graceful.
[06:16] Roberto
Skate with your emotions!
Show what's going on inside!
[06:19] Ryoma
Yes, sir.
[06:21] Fans
Ryoma! You can do it!
SIGN Ice
Prince
SIGN Ryoma
[06:25] Taro
Those must be the maidens in bloom!
[06:29] Roberto
Put more feeling into it!
You're depicting joy!
[06:38] Roberto
Time for a break.
[06:42] Jiro
Huh? Taro...
[06:43] Taro
Upsy-daisy...
[06:45] Fan A
Who's that?
[06:46] Fan B
A skater?
[07:04] Fan E
What's that old guy think he's doing?
[07:05] Fan C
Yikes.
[07:07] Taro
"Old guy"...?
[07:09] Jiro
Old guy.
[07:10] Fans
Look at that!
[07:13] Fans
So cute!
[07:22] Taro
I got shown up... by a dog.
[07:25] Goro
Here we are!
[07:38] Catherine
Oh, you're here.
[07:40] Goro
I'm more surprised that you are, chief.
[07:43] Catherine
Is that a problem?
[07:44] Goro
N-No, not at all...
[07:51] Catherine
Master, my iced coffee.
[07:53] Rock
Coming up.
[07:54] Goro
Master, where are Taro and Jiro?
[07:57] Rock
We got a visitor who mentioned
some kinda funny business,
[08:02] Rock
so they headed to the skating rink.
[08:04] Goro
Skating rink...?
[08:06] Catherine
There's a major figure skating
competition coming up
[08:09] Catherine
that's going to be held at Komanai Ice Arena.
[08:11] Rock
Yeah, that's the one!
[08:13] Goro
So they went to look into a story!
[08:16] Catherine
Things sure have become lively
at Monthly Moso Science lately!
[08:21] Catherine
It's a good trend!
[08:23] Goro
I don't have any plans until
this evening, so I'll join them.
[08:28] Fans
Ryoma!
[08:30] Roberto
All right, that's enough.
The open skate is over.
[08:32] Fans
See you later!
[08:35] Taro
Your coach said you've been
heading out late at night...
[08:39] Taro
Where've you been going?
[08:41] Ryoma
Nowhere, as far as I know.
[08:43] Goro
No more observers!
[08:46] Goro
Excuse me, I'm from Monthly Moso Science...
[08:50] Goro
I work with them!
[08:53] Jiro
Then what do you do at night?
[08:56] Ryoma
I meditate as part of my mental training.
[08:58] Ryoma
But at some point, I always fall asleep.
[09:02] Goro
Meditation to improve performance, you say?
[09:04] Jiro
You showed up, Goro.
[09:06] Goro
Do you use anything when meditating?
[09:08] Goro
Like a power stone or breathing exercise?
[09:11] Ryoma
I use a mask.
[09:12] Goro
A mask...?
[09:13] Ryoma
Wanna see?
[09:25] Taro
Where the hell did that come from?!
[09:27] Ryoma
I bought it.
[09:32] Ryoma
Are you...?
[09:33] Jiro
Happens all the time. Don't sweat it.
[09:36] Goro
If you could continue your story...
[09:37] Ryoma
Oh, right.
[09:42] Ryoma
The performance component of my
skating always scored poorly.
[09:46] Ryoma
They say I'm not very expressive.
[09:48] Ryoma
My coach is always telling me...
[09:50] Ryoma
"Express yourself!
Let your emotions flow forth!"
[09:56] Ryoma
We keep going around in circles on it.
[09:59] Ryoma
And one day, when I was
wandering around town in circles...
[10:08] Ryoma
I found a store that
sold glassware and masks.
[10:13] Ryoma
And among them... there was this simple mask.
[10:19] (Flashback) Clerk
You've got a real eye for quality, sir.
[10:22] (Flashback) Clerk
This mask seems to have
a neutral expression at a glance,
[10:25] (Flashback) Clerk
but depending on the angle, it can show
a variety of faces! Quite the article!
[10:29] (Flashback) Clerk
How about it? If you're interested,
I can sell it to you at a reasonable price.
[10:35] (Flashback) Clerk
Not only that...
[10:38] (Flashback) Clerk
But if you buy it now, I'll include
this "City of Water" glass as a bonus!
[10:42] (Flashback) Clerk
A set of two, even!
[10:47] Ryoma
It was a great deal!
[10:51] Ryoma
I've been using it as a good
luck charm to get better
[10:56] Ryoma
at expressing myself through skating.
[11:01] Jiro
A good luck charm, huh?
[11:02] Ryoma
Before I go to bed,
I put it on and meditate.
[11:23] Taro
I knew it! That mask is cursed!
[11:25] Goro
Maybe it's a MOPart!
[11:28] Roberto
Ryoma?
[11:29] Ryoma
Express!
[11:32] Ryoma
Meditate!
[11:43] Roberto
What just happened?!
[11:45] Goro
How over-scientific!
[11:49] Jiro
Looks like more paranormal
phenomena thanks to a MOPart.
[11:52] Goro
He's Expressway Mask!
[11:55] Roberto
Do something, please!
[11:56] Goro
Let's go after him!
[11:59] Taro
After him, how?
We don't know where he went.
[12:03] Goro
He's headed to Expressway 1.
[12:06] Goro
Expressway Mask goes
in a circle on Expressway 1!
[12:12] Noin
They look like they're in a hurry.
[12:14] Perch
They must've gotten a lead on a MOPart!
[12:29] Taro
I don't see him.
[12:31] Goro
I'm certain he's skating
somewhere on Expressway 1.
[12:35] Taro
Why is he going around
this road in a loop, anyway?
[12:39] Goro
I'm not sure.
[12:40] Jiro
He's trying to express himself.
[12:43] Taro
Say what now?
[12:44] Jiro
Think about it. Expressing
himself... on the expressway.
[12:48] Jiro
He's meditating, unsure of
what to do, and skating.
[12:50] Taro
It's a pun?!
[12:59] Goro
How over-scientific!
[13:02] Goro
Jiro, there's a camera in there
with you! It's all yours!
[13:05] Jiro
What is, exactly?!
[13:07] Goro
We're getting a scoop on Expressway Mask!
[13:09] Jiro
We were asked to solve this
guy's problem, actually...
[13:13] Taro
If we can rip that mask off him,
that'll probably fix it, right?
[13:16] Jiro
Good luck, then, Taro.
[13:18] Taro
Aw, me?
[13:23] Ryoma
Expression!
[13:25] Goro
I'll get closer!
[13:32] Taro
No good... I'm feeling
all woozy... and icky...
[13:35] Goro
Taro?
[13:50] Jiro
That looks like self-expression to me.
SIGN Accident
SIGN Iced Surface
SIGN &
[13:53] Jiro
He is expressly causing accidents, himself.
SIGN Self
SIGN Expression
SIGN Self
SIGN Expression
[13:57] Taro
Maybe save the wordplay for later?
[14:01] Perch
There's the MOPart!
[14:03] Noin
It's ours now!
[14:04] Taro
It's those two again!
[14:07] Goro
White Pegasus Company!
[14:09] Jiro
Floor it!
[14:10] Goro
We're carrying a lot of weight!
[14:14] Noin
Gimme that!
[14:15] Ryoma
Expressing! Emotion!
[14:19] Noin
Dammit!
[14:25] Ryoma
Express...
[14:29] Ryoma
Emotion!
[14:47] Jiro
Wow, he's really expressing himself now.
[14:50] Goro
Okay, this is just over-scientific!
[14:53] Taro
I guess there's nothing else to say.
[14:56] Noin
Just fork it over already!
[15:02] Goro
Maybe you'd be able to catch him
if you transformed, Taro?
[15:05] Taro
Am I really that fast?
[15:07] Jiro
You're pretty fast, but the problem
is you lose control when you change.
[15:12] Jiro
I'm not sure you'd remember
to grab the mask.
[15:16] Taro
I'll try and force myself to remember.
[15:18] Taro
Get Expressway Mask's mask...
get his mask...
[15:22] Taro
I am gonna get Expressway Mask's mask!
[15:23] Jiro
Let's give it a shot, then!
[15:46] Goro
He's headed after Expressway Mask!
[15:48] Jiro
I just hope he doesn't attack him.
[15:52] Goro
He caught him!
[15:53] Jiro
Go for the mask!
[16:10] Perch
What in the world are they doing?
[16:12] Noin
Whatever! Time to transform!
[16:14] Noin
Transform!
[16:29] Jiro
They're changing, too!
[16:31] Goro
Here he comes, Taro!
[16:33] Noin
But how do I do this...?
[16:41] Perch
We're not here to fight that tiger guy.
[16:44] Perch
We need the MOPart!
[16:46] Perch
Let's look for an opening and steal it!
[16:49] Noin
Yeah!
[16:50] Goro
What are you doing, Taro?!
[16:52] Jiro
The mask! Get the mask!
[16:54] Jiro
Come on! What happened to remembering?!
[17:00] Goro
One, two, three, four...
[17:03] Goro
A quintuple spin!
[17:06] Ryoma
Expression!
[17:15] Everyone
The MOPart!
[17:25] Noin
This time, we'll win!
[17:31] Jiro
Taro! Get the MOPart!
[17:33] Perch
Noin, pass it to me!
[17:42] Noin
Dammit...
[17:43] Perch
Is it even a MOPart, though?
[17:48] Perch
Transform!
[18:13] Goro
The other one can transform too?!
And he's white!
[18:16] Jiro
Then it is a MOPart!
[18:18] Perch
Huh? I'm a polar bear...
[18:21] Noin
Just goes to show that we're twins!
[18:23] Noin
Now let's put this clown into hibernation!
[18:25] Perch
Right!
[18:28] Goro
I believe that was him saying, "Bring it."
[18:30] Jiro
Is this gonna work out...?
[18:32] Goro
Let's use the opportunity to collect Ryoma.
[18:37] Twins
Let's go!
[18:54] Jiro
Two on one, without his full
mental capacity... This is bad.
[18:58] Goro
And I think Taro's transformation
won't last much longer.
[19:02] Jiro
Then we're definitely gonna
need to grab him and run!
[19:06] Perch
We're invincible!
[19:09] Noin
Have a taste of Motarian power!
[19:19] Noin
They're running?!
[19:20] Perch
I don't think so!
[19:24] Noin
Someone called the cops...
[19:25] Perch
We'd better run, too.
[19:37] Roberto
Ryoma? Ryoma!
[19:39] Roberto
What in the world happened?!
[19:41] Goro
Calm down, please, Mr. Roberto.
[19:44] Goro
The truth is, Ryoma was Expressway Mask!
[19:47] Roberto
Expressway Mask? What even is that?!
[19:49] Goro
There's no need to worry.
We won't reveal his identity in the article.
[19:54] Roberto
I don't care about that! Is Ryoma okay?
[19:56] Jiro
Yep. He's okay.
[20:01] Ryoma
Coach...
[20:02] Roberto
Ryoma!
[20:03] Ryoma
Coach, I understand now.
[20:09] Ryoma
Emotions... and expression!
[20:12] Roberto
Ryoma...
[20:14] Roberto
I'm just glad you're all right!
[20:16] Roberto
I was so worried!
[20:17] Goro
As impressive as Taro's might be, your
special ability is really incredible, Jiro!
[20:18] Ryoma
I'm so sorry. It feels kind of like
I was dreaming for a long time...
[20:22] Jiro
Just don't write about it.
[20:24] Goro
How over-scientific.
[20:30] Edward
Well done.
[20:32] Perch
I was able to transform by using it, too.
[20:34] Noin
We clobbered that tiger Motarian together!
[20:39] Perch
Why does he lose control like
that when he transforms?
[20:43] Edward
He's likely lost his memories
of being a Motarian.
[20:48] Edward
He can take his Motarian form
but lacks his Motarian mind.
[20:53] Perch
I see...
[20:55] Edward
Raising the Mo Continent will
require additional MOParts.
[20:59] Edward
Continue searching for them.
[21:01] Both
Right!
SIGN Super Special Issue
SIGN The Mystery of
Expressway Mask
SIGN A cursed tunnel?
A ghost train?
Join our tour of
haunted driving
destinations!
SIGN Super Special Issue
[21:25] Taro
He seems to have figured it out.
SIGN Komanai Arena
National Championships
[21:29] JIro
He won!
[21:31] JIro
I guess that closes this case.
[21:34] Goro
No, hardly.
[21:36] Taro
What the heck, Goro?
[21:38] Goro
The White Pegasus duo
once again stole a MOPart.
[21:43] Taro
Well... so what?
[21:45] Goro
As the editorial staff
of Monthly Moso Science,
[21:49] Goro
we need to investigate
the White Pegasus Company!
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
Every issue of the magazine seems
to come out without trouble,
[23:29] Saburo
but have you ever seen them do
the actual editorial part of the job?
[23:32] Saburo
Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 6:
SIGN Issue 6:
There's Whole Mobs of Them?!
This Is Where the Cats Gather!
[23:34] Saburo
There's Whole Mobs of Them?!
This Is Where the Cats Gather
[23:37] Saburo
You will hear our sagacious
roar once again, meow!
E6 - There's Whole Mobs of Them?! This Is Where the Cats Gather
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[00:05] Johnny
Are you ready...
[00:08] Johnny
Lily?
[00:09] Lily
Johnny.
[00:16] Lily
Nasty!
[00:21] Johnny
What is this?! More cats?
[00:24] Johnny
Pipe down!
[00:29] Lily
I'm leaving.
[00:29] Johnny
Aw, wait, Lily!
[00:34] Johnny
Those stupid furballs!
[00:39] Goro
I see. A sudden cluster of cats?
[00:43] Johnny
And I'm allergic...
[00:46] Johnny
Even hearing them mewling
is enough to get me sneezing.
[00:50] Johnny
As big of a hit with the ladies as I am,
it's got me stumped.
[00:54] Jiro
Who talks about themselves like that?
[00:56] Goro
So, you'd like us to stop the cats
from gathering there, I take it?
[01:01] Taro
Oh, come on, we don't do odd jobs here.
[01:04] Johnny
But I'd heard this was the place
to come to get things done.
[01:09] Taro
Man, where the hell are people hearing that?
[01:12] Taro
Listen up, we're the staff of a magazine.
So that's a big old pass.
[01:17] Goro
But he's come all this way...
[01:20] Jiro
And I'm kind of curious.
[01:22] Jiro
What is it that's making cats
suddenly gather in that spot?
[01:25] Goro
It's intriguing!
[01:27] Goro
They do say that cats
have paranormal abilities.
[01:27] Johnny'
Here we go.
[01:29] Taro
I bet Catherine would say,
"That doesn't sound very Monthly Moso Science."
[01:31] Sign
Little Luck
You're in for
a surprise
when you
find where
cats lie
[01:33] Goro
She would not.
[01:35] Taro
She so would.
[01:35] Jiro
No, she wouldn't.
[01:36] Taro
Not you, too, Jiro!
[01:38] Goro
For now, let's at least hear him out—
[01:39] Catherine
Hello there, Master. Can I get my usual?
[01:42] Rock
Sure thing.
[01:43] Goro
Good to see you, Chief!
[01:46] Johnny
You're the editor-in-chief? It's a pleasure.
[01:51] Catherine
And who's this?
[01:52] Goro
He's here with a tip on a story.
[01:54] Jiro
A bunch of cats keep gathering
near his place and bothering him.
[01:56] Catherine
Oh, cats?
[01:58] Catherine
What kind are they? Tawny? Calico? Tabby?
[02:01] Johnny
I'm actually allergic, so...
[02:04] Catherine
Oh, that must be awful.
[02:06] Catherine
So, any specific breeds? Munchkins?
Persians? American Shorthairs? Ragdolls?
[02:10] Rock
Here you go.
[02:11] Catherine
Thank you!
[02:13] Listen up
I want this one done in-depth.
[02:16] Taro
Are you serious right now?
[02:17] Catherine
Cat stories move issues!
[02:21] Catherine
Don't forget the photos!
[02:26] Johnny
Immune to my charms, eh?
[02:28] Goro
With that settled,
let's begin our investigation!
[02:31] Jiro
It's an order from the chief, after all.
[02:33] Taro
Ugh, fine...
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 6:
There's Whole Mobs of Them?!
This Is Where the Cats Gather
[04:15] Jiro
Here we are!
[04:17] Taro
I don't see any cats.
[04:18] Goro
Maybe they only gather late at night.
[04:22] Taro
What is that?
[04:24] Goro
A scanning device that I poured untold
hours into during my laboratory tenure!
[04:31] Goro
I'm not getting any readings, but...
[04:35] Taro
Why would they even show
up around here, anyway?
[04:39] Jiro
Cats generally don't
operate in groups, yeah.
[04:43] Goro
I believe in urban areas,
their territory often overlaps.
[04:47] Taro
Territory?
[04:49] Goro
It's why they sometimes communicate,
in order to convey a lack of antagonism.
[04:53] Jiro
So it's like... a neighborhood's
community meetup?
[04:56] Taro
How is it like that?
[04:57] Goro
There are assorted theories,
[05:00] Goro
but since there doesn't appear
to be traces of food left out...
[05:04] Goro
It could just be comfortable here for them.
[05:07] Jiro
Well, we'll have to come back late at night,
when the cats are supposed to show up.
[05:11] Taro
I think I'll head home and snooze.
[05:13] Goro
Or we could investigate another matter!
[05:22] Taro
Dammit... where does he get the energy?
[05:26] Goro
You've got it all wrong!
We're just here to do a story!
[05:31] Goro
Wait—
[05:35] Goro
Ow!
[05:37] Jiro
Th-Thanks.
[05:39] Taro
That didn't take long.
[05:42] Goro
Ow, ow, ow... they literally threw us out.
[05:46] Jiro
That was some airtight security.
[05:50] Jiro
Huh?
[05:52] Jiro
Isn't that...?
[05:54] Taro
Cat allergy Johnny!
[05:56] Goro
He works as a model for
the White Pegasus Company?
[06:00] Taro
Still, I think I've seen him
somewhere else before...
[06:08] Taro
For some reason...
[06:12] Taro
I can't...
[06:13] Goro
Taro?!
[06:14] Goro
Are you all right?
[06:16] Jiro
Wow, knocked out again?
[06:21] Goro
He's not waking at all.
[06:23] Jiro
I'm enjoying the quiet.
[06:25] Goro
What does the White Pegasus Company
intend to do with their MOParts?
[06:30] Jiro
World conquest, maybe?
[06:33] Taro
World conquest... That would fit
the evil organization template.
[06:37] Jiro
Er, I was joking?
[06:38] Taro
If a single business was able to monopolize
the advanced technology of the Mo Continent,
[06:44] Taro
it would be incredibly dangerous.
[06:45] Jiro
But there's nothing else suspicious, right?
They're a normal company.
[06:49] Goro
My grandmother, who loved
suspense stories, once told me...
[06:53] Goro
It's always the least suspicious-
looking suspect that's guilty!
[06:57] Jiro
She did, huh?
[07:07] Johnny
Shall I strip?
[07:11] Edward
I see.
[07:16] Edward
I'm surprised they've
sought out the company.
[07:20] Edward
That said, it won't be a problem.
[07:23] Edward
We'll soon have what we want.
[07:32] Onlookers
Oh, Johnny!
[07:34] Onlookers
What're you doing tonight?
[07:35] Onlookers
Let's hang out!
[07:35] Johnny
Good question...
[07:37] Johnny
Okay, you've got it! Let's all have a party!
[07:45] Taro
I just remembered something!
[07:48] Taro
I think it was around here... Got it.
SIGN Must-see!
How to survive in the blue ocean
A path to billionairedom!
The roadmap to success!
Turn your luck into money!
How to network like a celeb!
[07:52] Jiro
See?! I knew it!
[07:54] Jiro
It's that guy!
[07:56] Goro
It really is Johnny!
[07:59] Jiro
That's one of our issues
from five years ago.
[08:02] Jiro
Ew... he did stuff like this?
[08:05] Goro
We all have our pasts, it seems.
[08:09] Rock
Oh, sorry, we're closed for—
[08:11] Son
Have you seen Sotetsu?!
[08:13] Jiro
Sotetsu?
[08:15] Mom
I'm sorry about this...
[08:17] Mom
Sotetsu is our cat who's
been missing for a month.
[08:20] Son
We've been looking for him this
whole time but can't find him.
[08:25] Goro
I haven't seen any cats around here.
[08:28] Jiro
Me neither.
[08:29] Mom
I see.
[08:32] Mom
Well... is it okay if we
post a flier in this cafe?
SIGN Lost cat!
[08:37] Goro
What a sweet-looking cat.
[08:40] Goro
We'll contact you if we hear anything.
[08:43] Mom
Thank you so much.
[08:44] Son
We really appreciate it!
[08:50] Taro
Between this and the cat gathering
spot... It's a very feline day.
[08:54] Goro
That reminds me. We should get going!
[08:56] Taro
Maybe I shouldn't have said anything...
[09:00] Jiro
Still no cats at all.
[09:02] Goro
It seems that way.
[09:04] Taro
Damn it all...
[09:05] Taro
I would not be here
if I wasn't getting paid extra.
[09:08] Taro
People are supposed to go
to sleep once the sun sets!
[09:12] Johnny
And this is my place!
[09:15] Girls 1&2
Oh, Johnny!
[09:18] Johnny
Can't wait to have that hot coffee!
[09:21] Girls 1&2
Oh, Johnny!
[09:23] Johnny
I'm counting on you guys
for the thing, okay?
[09:25] Johnny
And now welcome to where the magic happens!
[09:26] Taro
What the hell is his deal?
[09:28] Johnny
Feel free to make yourselves comfortable.
[09:28] Goro
I say we enjoy our cat stakeout!
[09:30] Girls 1&2
Oh, Johnny!
[09:34] Taro
Wow, you came prepared!
[09:36] Taro
Let's have us a dinner party!
[09:38] Goro
Right! And we'll start with a toast!
[09:40] Jiro
Such children...
[09:46] Noin
They're a bunch of clueless goofs.
[09:48] Perch
He's got the bag with him.
[09:51] Noin
We've got two Motarians.
[09:53] Perch
If we grab the entire bag...
[09:55] Noin
Then the MOParts are ours!
[10:00] Taro
Oh, these beef rolls are tasty!
[10:03] Goro
You think?
[10:04] Goro
I put it together trying to ensure
it was nutritionally balanced.
[10:07] Taro
You've gotta give me the recipe!
[10:09] Taro
So I can cook it up for my
beloved partner-to-be!
[10:12] Jiro
And who's that supposed to be?
[10:16] Goro
I've noticed there don't appear
to be any cats about.
[10:20] Jiro
You think it might be
because we're eating here?
[10:24] Taro
Hey, then we fixed the problem.
[10:27] Taro
He just wants us to keep
the cats away, right?
[10:30] Jiro
So do you wanna eat out here
every night from now on?
[10:33] Taro
Uh, no, actually.
[10:35] Taro
Why should I bother for that clown, anyway?
[10:38] Taro
Stupid Johnny!
[10:41] Johnny
What a party!
[10:44] Perch
Okay.
[10:45] Noin
Time to move!
[10:54] Perch
Where'd this cat come from?!
[10:56] Perch
You're in the way! Run along!
[11:09] Perch
Good...
[11:13] Noin
So heavy! What the hell is in there?!
[11:15] Goro
Oh, you've got some ketchup
on your mouth, Taro.
[11:18] Goro
Care for a tissue?
[11:20] Perch
Oh, no!
[11:24] Goro
Huh... whatever is this?
[11:28] Taro
Hey, don't worry about me. I've got tissues.
[11:32] Taro
I carry all kinds of stuff around in case
my beloved partner-to-be needs 'em!
[11:36] Goro
How very well-prepared of you, Taro!
[11:37] Jiro
Seriously, who is he even talking about?
[11:38] Taro
I know, right?!
[11:41] Noin
Dammit, we'll have to do this the hard way!
[11:48] Noin/Perch
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[11:50] Jiro
Cats!
[11:52] Goro
It's them again!
[11:55] Taro
Those cats are really letting them have it!
[11:57] Johnny
Enough!
[12:00] Johnny
I asked you to—
[12:04] Girl 1
See ya.
[12:05] Johnny
Hang on! Just a moment!
[12:05] Girl 2
Later.
[12:08] Taro
Heh, Johnny got dumped! Again!
[12:11] Noin
We'll just have to take them out
in the process, then!
[12:15] Perch
Yeah! Considering we've got
twice as many Motarians!
[12:19] Noin
Transform!
[12:45] Taro
Oh, great, they transformed again!
[12:49] Jiro
You'd better change, too!
[12:50] Goro
Please, Taro!
[12:53] Taro
What?! No way, man!
[12:54] Taro
I drank too much today! Not happening!
[13:11] Noin
What... is that?
[13:13] Perch
Don't ask me.
[13:18] Taro
That cat... Aw, crap...
[13:21] Jiro
Get him!
[13:21] Goro
Roger that!
[13:24] Taro
They got me!
[13:48] Goro
Remarkable. The sight of all three
of them is truly over-scientific!
[13:56] Perch
You and the cats...
[13:58] Noin
...are all going down!
[14:18] Jiro
The cats!
[14:23] Goro
Look!
[14:30] Goro
Oh, how over-scientific!
[14:41] Perch
You all right?
[14:42] Noin
Y-Yeah.
[14:43] Perch
Hey! You're heavy, man!
[14:46] Noin
Get off us, you turd tiger!
[14:55] Goro
Go on, get them!
[14:59] Perch
We are not...
[15:01] Noin
...going down like this!
[15:05] Goro
Taro!
[15:06] Jiro
This is bad! We've gotta protect the cats!
[15:10] Jiro
Can't we do something?
[15:11] Goro
Hang on! I should have some kind of tool...
[15:15] Goro
My wave-motion converter!
[15:18] Goro
But not that...
[15:19] Goro
The miraculous harmonic tuner!
[15:22] Goro
Won't help here...
[15:23] Goro
Come on... Come on...
[15:26] Goro
Where is—
[15:26] Jiro
You dropped something!
[15:48] Goro
Catch it, Jiro!
[15:49] Jiro
Okay!
[16:07] Goro
Jiro, too?!
[16:09] Perch
No way!
[16:10] Noin
They have two Motarians?!
[16:13] Jiro
Good day to you commoners.
[16:20] Jiro
You should lower your heads in my presence.
[16:24] Goro
He spoke! Then his reason is intact?
[16:27] Jiro
Sebastian, come!
[16:29] Jiro
Sebastian, where are you?
[16:31] Noin
Who the hell is Sebastian?
[16:33] Perch
I dunno.
[16:34] Noin
And I don't like his attitude!
[16:40] Jiro
Don't touch me.
[16:47] Jiro
Ridiculous. I could have chipped a horn.
[16:50] Goro
You seem... completely different.
[16:53] Perch
This is bad! We're heading back for today!
[16:57] Goro
They ran!
[17:01] Jiro
They should learn some shame.
[17:09] Jiro
You there. Then you're not Sebastian?
[17:14] Jiro
No matter!
[17:24] Jiro
What was I just doing...?
[17:26] Goro
You don't remember?
[17:30] Jiro
I sort of do, but sort of don't...
[17:33] Jiro
It was like I was dreaming.
[17:41] Goro
The cats are leaving.
[17:43] Jiro
Wait, wasn't that the boss cat before?
[17:47] Goro
It was originally quite a cutie!
[17:50] Goro
But where have I seen him before...?
[17:54] Goro
Sotetsu!
[18:01] Jiro
He's hurt.
[18:03] Jiro
I'll heal you right away.
[18:18] Son
Thank you so much!
[18:23] Jiro
I'm glad we found their cat.
[18:27] Jiro
What is it?
[18:29] Goro
It's just... you have a pretty different
personality when you transform.
[18:33] Jiro
I do?
[18:33] Goro
Well, I wouldn't worry about it!
[18:39] Jiro
I wonder how Sotetsu ended up
with a MOPart in his ear.
[18:44] Goro
I'd assume...
[18:45] Goro
Since the MOPart we found
at the well was broken,
[18:49] Goro
the other piece must have...
[19:04] Goro
Which is what led to
Sotetsu's gangsterfication,
[19:07] Goro
causing him to gather
the other cats late at night.
[19:11] Jiro
Makes sense.
[19:13] Goro
And now the MOParts have been reunited!
[19:17] Taro
Ow, ow, ow...
[19:19] Taro
Aw, man, I've had enough
of both cats and MOParts.
[19:22] Goro
It's so strange.
[19:24] Goro
Taro loses control when
he transforms, but you don't.
[19:29] Taro
What are you talking about?
[19:31] Jiro
I was apparently able to transform.
[19:34] Taro
What?! You too, Jiro?!
[19:35] Goro
Wait, this order of events...
Will I get to transform next?!
[19:41] Goro
Oh, how over-scientific that would be!
[20:00] Goro
What is this light?
[20:02] Jiro
Is it pointing us toward something?
[20:13] Goro
Coffee beans?
[20:17] Jiro
Beneath the bag...
there's something on the floor.
[20:22] Taro
I've been coming here for a long time,
but I had no idea about a secret basement.
[20:28] Jiro
Let's check it out.
[20:39] Goro
No good. It's locked.
[20:41] Taro
I've got it.
[20:45] Taro
I learned stuff like this for the sake
of my beloved partner-to-be.
[20:50] Goro
Impressive, Taro!
[20:52] Goro
When would you even need
to pick a lock, though?
[20:55] Jiro
Maybe when his wife kicks him out?
[20:59] Taro
It's unlocked.
[21:03] Jiro
It's totally dark.
[21:05] Goro
Times like this call for a flashlight!
[21:14] Taro
What is this place?
[21:23] Goro
These patterns... I've seen them before...
[21:29] Goro
Could it be?
[21:34] Goro
That's it! If we gather them all here...
[21:38] Taro
Something wrong?
[21:41] Jiro
No, it's... It's nothing.
[21:50] Jiro
What did I just see?
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
What's this? Is Taro finally
done with his wife search?
[23:28] Saburo
Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 7:
The Moment Is Here! A Matchmaking Party.
SIGN Issue 7:
The Moment Is Here!
A Matchmaking Party
[23:32] Saburo
Don't worry about it being the seventh issue
of the year when it's not July yet, okay?
[23:36] Saburo
We will once again be
roaring sagaciously next time!
E7 - The Moment Is Here! A Matchmaking Party
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[00:10] Taro
What is this place?
[00:19] Goro
These patterns... I've seen them before...
[00:25] Goro
Could it be?
[00:30] Goro
That's it! If we gather them all here...
[00:34] Taro
Something wrong?
[00:36] Jiro
No, it's... It's nothing.
[00:46] Jiro
What did I just see?
[00:52] Edward
I didn't anticipate them
discovering the chamber.
[01:01] Edward
It seems I'll have to
intervene directly, after all.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 7:
The Moment Is Here!
A Matchmaking Party
[02:48] Goro
Oh... looking more closely,
these are indentations.
[02:51] Goro
Let's see.
[02:55] Goro
There's six!
[03:01] Jiro
What in the world was that?
[03:04] Goro
I see! So there are six MOParts in total.
[03:07] Goro
And we currently have two!
[03:10] Goro
If we can gather the remaining four...
[03:12] Goro
Are you listening?
[03:14] JIro
Huh? Wh-What?
[03:19] Goro
It's likely that the MOParts
were originally a single item.
[03:24] Goro
That would match what I read in the
writings of the philosopher Peleton.
[03:28] Goro
"When the scattered pieces of the slate
are gathered from around the world,
[03:31] Goro
the path to the golden
continent will reveal itself."
[03:35] Jiro
What golden continent?
[03:37] Goro
I believe it refers to the Mo Continent.
[03:41] Goro
Perhaps there was
a large amount of gold there,
[03:45] Goro
or maybe its advanced technology
was described as "golden."
[03:50] Goro
Regardless, once we've gathered
the remaining MOParts,
[03:54] Goro
I believe it will give us a lead
on how to raise the continent of Mo.
[03:58] Goro
Putting that aside, I should really ask
the owner about that room—
[04:01] Jiro
Old Rock's out shopping right now.
[04:04] Jiro
I managed to ask about it
before he left, though.
[04:06] Goro
What did he say?
[04:09] (Flashback) Rock
No clue what you're talking about.
[04:12] Jiro
And that was it.
[04:13] Goro
Oh... I see.
[04:17] Goro
Come to think of it, where's Taro?
[04:19] Jiro
Not sure.
[04:21] Johnny
A matchmaking party, huh?
[04:23] Taro
Yeah! I was hoping I could get some advice.
[04:28] Johnny
Well, I'd say it all boils down to looks.
[04:31] Taro
Looks? Not income?
[04:35] Johnny
I've got an exclusive contract
to model for White Pegasus,
[04:39] Johnny
but between you and me, I'm not
making squat. They're real cheapskates.
[04:45] Johnny
And yet...
[04:48] Johnny
Ladies love me!
[04:54] Johnny
See what I mean?
[04:55] Taro
Then it really is all about looks.
[04:57] Taro
Thanks for the tip, Johnny!
[04:59] Johnny
Good luck!
[05:00] Taro
Aw, come on! Why not?!
[05:03] Nancy
Because you don't meet
the income requirement, obviously.
[05:08] Taro
Johnny said looks are
more important than money!
[05:11] Nancy
And you're saying that? With how you look?
[05:15] Nancy
I'm saying you don't meet
that standard either. Bye now.
[05:20] Taro
Damn it all! I wanted in on that
VIP-only matchmaking party!
[05:25] Jiro
Well, that sucks for you.
[05:27] Goro
I'd say finding the remaining MOParts
takes priority over your marriage search!
[05:31] Goro
After all, you're no longer alone
now that Jiro can transform, too!
[05:36] Goro
Once we set our minds to it, it'll be simple!
[05:39] Goro
And on that note, I'd like you
to each hold on to one of these.
[05:44] Jiro
Why?
[05:45] Goro
So you'll be able to transform
should the need arise!
[05:47] Taro
I don't wanna transform! I wanna fill out
a form! A marriage license, namely!
[05:51] Goro
Stop that!
[05:52] Goro
You should have it on you! Here,
let me just put it in your pocket...
[05:56] Taro
Don't wanna!
[05:57] Goro
Stop struggling!
[05:57] Taro
This junk takes up
more space than you'd think!
[05:59] Goro
Coming!
[06:01] Jiro
Well, mine can go in here.
[06:02] Taro
What a pain.
[06:03] Goro
Yes, this is Rock's Cafe.
[06:06] Goro
Oh, right. I've heard all about you.
[06:12] Goro
Just one moment.
It's Nancy from Moment Marriage!
[06:17] Taro
How's she want to insult me now?
[06:21] Taro
Yeah, I'm here.
[06:25] Taro
Wait, seriously?!
[06:27] Taro
You bet! How could I say no?!
[06:29] Taro
What?!
[06:31] Taro
Oh. Okay, got it.
[06:34] Goro
What happened?
[06:37] Taro
She says I can go to the VIP party now!
[06:40] Jiro
Wait, why?
[06:41] Taro
And you have to come too, Goro.
[06:44] Goro
I do?!
[06:46] Goro
But I'm not at all looking to get married!
[06:51] Taro
Turns out the party's sponsor
[06:53] Taro
is real interested in having the author of
the "Nussie from Loch Nuss" article as a guest.
[06:59] Goro
What an opulent vessel!
[07:01] Taro
Right?! Perfect for meeting someone special!
SIGN Mr. Taro J. Suzuki and Mr. Goro Sato, yes?
[07:07] Both
Yes!
[07:16] Goro
Should I really be here...?
[07:19] Taro
It's fine! You never know
when you're gonna fall in love.
[07:23] Goro
What's this "2-S time" on the schedule?
[07:27] Taro
It's two-shot time.
[07:29] Taro
The time set aside for one-on-one romancing.
[07:34] Perch
Wait... he doesn't have his bag on him!
[07:37] Noin
What?!
[07:39] Taro
Man, these people really
are very important-looking!
[07:42] Goro
More importantly, Taro, you do have
the you-know-what on you, yes?
[07:46] Taro
Yeah...
[07:47] Taro
This, right?
[07:49] Both
There it is!
[07:51] Perch
We've confirmed it, sir.
[07:53] Edward
I see.
[07:56] Edward
Understood.
[08:01] Taro
"Hobbies: Over-scientific.
Special Skills: Over-scientific.
[08:06] Taro
What I'm looking for in a relationship:
Someone to be over-scientific with"?
[08:10] Taro
What is wrong with you?
[08:12] Edward
I've never seen you two around before.
[08:15] Taro
Yeah, we're new!
[08:18] Edward
Would you like some advice?
[08:20] Taro
Would you mind?
[08:22] Edward
Well, at the start of the party, there's
going to be time for making introductions.
[08:26] Taro
Introduction time...
[08:29] Edward
Each person will only have a brief moment,
[08:32] Edward
so it's important to make a good impression.
[08:35] Taro
Make a good impression... Any specifics?
[08:38] Edward
Smile. Choose your words carefully. And...
[08:40] Edward
Be mindful of eye contact.
[08:43] Taro
I get you! You cach all that, Goro?
[08:46] Goro
Uh, y-yes, sure.
[08:48] Edward
Also, I recommend questions that
can't be answered with a yes or no,
[08:52] Edward
to maintain conversational momentum.
[08:56] Taro
So, avoid yes or no questions...
[08:59] Edward
An example would be,
"How do you spend your days off?"
[09:03] Taro
Makes sense! Write all this down, Goro!
[09:06] Goro
Oh, s-sure.
[09:07] Noin
The boss is really having a lot of trouble.
[09:10] Perch
Why'd he think he could pickpocket
people? He grew up with money.
[09:13] Goro
You certainly seem well-informed...
[09:16] Edward
I'm actually something of a veteran.
[09:18] Edward
This is my fiftieth time attending
one of these matchmaking parties...
[09:21] Taro
Fiftieth?!
[09:22] Goro
Remarkable.
[09:23] Taro
You're like some kinda matchmaking legend!
[09:26] Jiro
Doesn't that mean he never
gets into a relationship?
[09:33] Nancy
Ladies and gentlemen,
[09:34] Nancy
I'd like to thank you for joining our
VIP-only matchmaking cruise tonight!
SIGN Matchmaking
Party In Progress
[09:40] Nancy
Our first segment tonight will be
a fast-paced merry-go-round of introductions!
[09:48] Nancy
You'll get three minutes per person.
[09:51] Nancy
Ready and... go!
[09:55] Taro
It's a pleasure.
[09:57] Woman 1
H-Hi...
[09:59] Taro
You can leave all the housework to me!
[10:01] Taro
I will dedicate everything
to supporting you and your career!
[10:04] Woman 1
But what do you do for a living?
[10:07] Taro
I'm in publishing! I intend to quit
once I get married, though.
[10:12] Woman 1
I see.
[10:14] Taro
I'm actually an editor for a magazine.
It's called Monthly Moso Science...
[10:18] Taro
I guess you could say we take a scientific
approach to all kinds of paranormal stuff?
[10:22] Taro
I work on a magazine called
Monthly Moso Science—
[10:26] Taro
Our last issue sold out, actually!
[10:29] Taro
It was a special feature on Nussie!
[10:32] Taro
I'm actually an astronaut!
[10:34] Woman 6
Wow!
[10:36] Taro
I'm the world bantamweight champion!
[10:38] Woman 7
Really?!
[10:40] Taro
I'm a hero!
[10:41] Taro
I'm an oil baron.
[10:43] Noin
That dude is lying through his teeth.
[10:45] Perch
Does he not realize they'll find out?
[10:47] Goro
W-Well... I was a researcher
at Science Laboratory previously.
[10:54] Woman 8
Wow! And what do you do now?
[10:56] Goro
Right now... I've been using that experience
to help with my job in publishing
[10:59] Goro
as I continue independent research...
[11:02] Woman 8
It's amazing how dedicated
you are to research!
[11:04] Woman 8
So, what do you do on your days off?
[11:07] Woman 8
Any hobbies? What's your annual income?
[11:11] Nancy
And now it's time to
check your first impressions!
[11:14] Nancy
I'd like you to write a message card for
whoever gave you the best first impression!
[11:19] Nancy
Our staff will then give that card
to the person in question!
[11:21] Goro
Taro, I'm really not comfortable with this.
[11:23] Nancy
Make sure it's a memorable message!
[11:23] Taro
Let's see... Which was it...?
[11:27] Goro
Is something wrong?
[11:28] Taro
Just... trying to remember which
job I said I had, and to who.
[11:32] Goro
Were you lying?!
[11:34] Taro
What do you want from me? You should've
seen the looks I got when I was honest.
[11:38] Goro
That's no excuse...
[11:41] Taro
I know...
[11:42] Taro
Man, what am I gonna do?
[11:45] Edward
It'll be all right!
[11:46] Edward
It's less what job you have,
[11:48] Edward
and more what kind of life you live,
as well as what your values are!
[11:53] Edward
I'm certain there's a lovely woman who
you're destined to be with here tonight, Taro!
[11:59] Taro
You really are a legend!
You know just what to say!
[12:01] Edward
Just have some faith and
write out your message card!
[12:04] Taro
Got it!
[12:08] Noin
The boss signaled us for Phase 2 of the plan!
[12:11] Perch
Okay. It's on you now, Anri.
[12:14] Anri
Of course. Leave it to me.
[12:20] Goro
I never did finish my message card...
[12:24] Taro
Yeah. I mean, how can you
pick just one person?
[12:28] Staff
I have something for you.
[12:32] Edward
Thank you.
[12:34] Goro
I got one?!
[12:36] Taro
What about me? Any for me?
[12:38] Staff
Pardon me.
[12:41] Taro
Wait, what about mine?
[12:48] Taro
Why only me...?
[12:49] Jiro
Maybe it's obvious how desperate you are.
[12:52] Taro
What...?
[12:56] Taro
Why are you even here?
[12:58] Jiro
It's not just me. Check it out.
[13:03] Taro
Great. Even Saburo has a girl.
[13:07] Taro
A dog's got me beat.
[13:10] Anri
Excuse me...
[13:11] Anri
Do you have a minute?
[13:14] Taro
Who? Me?
[13:16] Anri
Of course.
[13:20] Taro
Y-Yes! Certainly!
[13:22] Anri
Let's step outside, then.
[13:24] Taro
Of course. Shall we?
[13:34] Anri
The breeze feels so nice...
[13:36] Anri
I had wanted to get some fresh air.
[13:40] Anri
And spend some time with you.
[13:42] Taro
J-Just the two of us?!
[13:45] Taro
Uh, I didn't see you around earlier...
[13:48] Anri
Well, I had my heart
set on you to begin with.
[13:51] Anri
So I sat out the introduction time.
[13:56] Anri
I'm actually the one who asked
that you be invited.
[14:03] Anri
I was touched by that article about Nussie
from Loch Nuss two months ago!
[14:07] Taro
You know what kind of
job I have, but still...?
[14:11] Anri
Of course.
[14:12] Anri
I care more about what kind of life you live,
and what your values are, than your job.
[14:22] Anri
I'm sure you've had a lot
of interesting experiences.
[14:25] Taro
Y-Yeah! I guess...
[14:28] Anri
Do you have any strange mementos?
[14:32] Anri
A mysterious stone, maybe?
[14:35] Taro
O-Oh yeah! Actually...
[14:38] Taro
Wait, not this. This one, I mean.
[14:42] Anri
Wow!
[14:45] Taro
It's honestly not that interesting, though.
[14:48] Taro
I know...
[14:49] Taro
Get a load of this!
[14:51] Taro
It was a fortune I got.
[14:53] Taro
I'm positive this heart is
what led us to each other!
[14:57] Taro
Oh, it's so over-scientific!
[15:00] Anri
Would it be okay if I got
a better look at the other thing?
[15:03] Taro
Oh, this?
[15:05] Anri
Not that!
[15:08] Anri
Oh, forgive me!
[15:10] Anri
I just get so excited over gemstones...
I lost my composure!
[15:15] Taro
Look, I'm glad that you're
interested in my job...
[15:19] Taro
But I actually intend on quitting
once I get married.
[15:23] Anri
Oh, that is just so perfect!
[15:26] Anri
I had always intended on continuing
to work once I got married,
[15:30] Anri
and was looking for a partner
who would support me!
[15:33] Taro
Really?!
[15:36] Taro
What kind of work do you do?!
[15:37] Anri
I'm a singer! With a side of modeling.
[15:40] Taro
You can rest assured! I will dedicate
everything I have to supporting you!
[15:46] Jiro
Does he even have anything
to dedicate? Sheesh.
[15:50] Jiro
And where have I seen her before?
[15:55] Nancy
And that concludes our free time!
[16:00] Nancy
Now it's time for a break.
[16:02] Nancy
We'll be doing a second round
of message cards next...
[16:04] Goro
This is extremely exhausting
for some reason.
[16:05] Nancy
This will be your final chance!
[16:08] Taro
At long last, it's time
I say goodbye to this grind!
[16:11] Taro
As I sail off on the journey
known as marriage!
[16:16] Goro
I see.
[16:18] Goro
I'm thinking of excusing myself.
[16:21] Taro
Come on, man, that'd be rude
to the ladies in attendance.
[16:24] Taro
You've gotta have an even
number on both sides.
[16:26] Jiro
There were more guys all along, so it's fine.
[16:31] Goro
Jiro?!
[16:32] Taro
Whoa, you're still down there?
[16:35] JIro
We're on a boat. Where am I gonna go?
[16:38] Edward
Hello, gentlemen. How's it going?
[16:41] Taro
Your advice helped me seal the deal!
[16:43] Edward
I'm glad to hear it.
[16:45] Edward
I think things are shaping up
nicely for me, as well.
[16:47] Edward
Perhaps if we both end up in couples,
we could go on a double date.
[16:52] Taro
A double date with the legend?!
I'd be honored!
[17:00] Jiro
The final matching time is about to start.
[17:03] Goro
I'm feeling a bit guilty, to be honest.
[17:05] Goro
Everyone's so serious
about getting married...
[17:08] Goro
I really shouldn't have
joined in the first place.
[17:12] Jiro
I mean, considering you don't
care about marriage, yeah.
[17:14] Goro
I know. I really am sorry...
[17:21] Goro
I have to say, though...
[17:24] Goro
The legend of the matchmaking party...
[17:27] Goro
I can't shake the feeling that
I recognize him from somewhere.
[17:30] Jiro
I know what you mean!
[17:32] Jiro
That Anri lady...
I think I've seen her before.
[17:46] Nancy
It's confession time!
[17:51] Taro
It's from Anri!
[17:53] Taro
Now I can get married and quit,
like I've always dreamed of!
[17:56] Edward
It seems we're just about
guaranteed to find someone.
[18:00] Edward
Taro, let's make sure to arrange
for that double date.
[18:03] Taro
Yeah! Of course!
[18:06] Goro
I just remembered! It's him!
[18:09] Goro
The president of the White
Pegasus Company, Edward Chi!
[18:13] Jiro
Right! And the woman!
[18:15] Jiro
She was in that poster
they had at White Pegasus!
[18:19] Goro
Why would their president
be attending this party?
[18:24] Both
It's a trap!
[18:31] Goro
It won't open!
[18:32] Jiro
What do we do?!
[18:33] Goro
Taro! It's a trap!
[18:35] Jiro
Taro! You gotta notice, Taro!
[18:39] Nancy
Congratulations! We have our couples!
[18:43] Nancy
And now, for number five...
[18:46] Taro
I'm finally next.
[18:48] Taro
I get to leave the rat race
and become a househusband!
[18:53] Taro
It's been quite the journey.
[18:55] Taro
So much has happened...
[18:58] Taro
Unbelievable stuff.
[19:00] Taro
Looking back now... the time
I spent with those guys...
[19:06] Taro
It was actually kinda fun.
[19:09] Taro
Wait, what am I crying for?
[19:14] Taro
My dream's about to come true...
[19:18] Taro
I guess these might be the marriage blues?
[19:26] Goro
It's no good! You'd need inhuman strength!
[19:29] Jiro
Inhuman... That's it!
[19:32] Goro
Do you mean—
[19:47] Nancy
And now, number six, step forward!
[19:54] Taro
Well... um... I've... uh...
[20:04] Jiro
Belay that confession.
[20:14] Nancy
And... you are?
[20:16] Jiro
It should be obvious, you miscreant!
[20:23] Jiro
Come along, you lowborn worm.
[20:32] Taro
Wh-Whoa!
[20:33] Jiro
I bid you all good night.
[20:40] BG Woman
What the hell was that?!
[20:45] Goro
And that concludes our special
"Wouldn't that be wild?!" sketch!
[20:53] Taro
Damn it all...
[20:55] Taro
My shot at marriage is ruined,
thanks to a certain someone.
[20:59] Jiro
I don't really remember, so...
[21:03] Taro
To be honest... I had a case of
the marriage blues for a while there.
[21:09] Taro
I think maybe I like working
here more than I realized.
[21:14] Goro
Well, this means we can all keep working
together like before! Isn't that great?
[21:20] Goro
Oh, it's so over-scientific!
[21:24] Jiro
Hey, listen. When I was
carrying you away, Taro...
[21:29] Taro
Wait, you mean you do remember?
[21:31] Jiro
It's more like I remembered just now.
[21:34] Goro
Remembered what?
[21:36] Jiro
About the Continent of Mo.
[21:43] Edward
This was within my expectations.
[21:46] Edward
And now... I'll have to
enlist their aid in my plan.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
Now that Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:27] Saburo
has developed a reputation for
being a high-quality animal anime,
[23:31] Saburo
Issue 8 will be: Body Moving!
Walk One Dog and More Will Follow
SIGN Issue 8: Body Moving!
Walk One Dog and More Will Follow.
[23:36] Saburo
Next time, we'll be doing
more than roaring sagaciously!
E8 - Body Moving! Walk One Dog and More Will Follow
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[00:04] Edward
What is your position within the
White Pegasus Company, gentlemen?
[00:10] Noin
We're in charge of looking for MOParts...
[00:14] Edward
But you have an official title, as normal
employees, for appearances' sake.
[00:18] Perch
I believe we're co-chief assistant managers
to promotional sales section 2
[00:23] Perch
of the pet supply department's
dedicated dog products division.
[00:26] Noin
Yeah, what he said.
[00:28] Edward
I'd like you to perform a task
more aligned with that title.
[00:31] Edward
We're going to be holding a dog show.
[00:34] Noin
A dog show, sir?
[00:37] Edward
It seems the staff of Monthly Moso
Science has a dog of their own,
[00:42] Edward
so we'll be using the show
as bait to lure them
[00:44] Edward
to a specially prepared venue
and take their MOParts.
[00:47] Perch
Then we're setting a trap.
[00:49] Edward
Once we've got their MOParts,
[00:52] Edward
it will only be a matter of time
until the Continent of Mo rises again.
[00:56] Perch
Boss, when the Mo Continent
is back, well... will we...
[01:02] Edward
Of course. Half the continent
will be yours, as I promised.
[01:09] Both
Yeah!
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 8:
Body Moving!
Walk One Dog and More Will Follow
[02:51] Noin
This company really makes
a bunch of different stuff, huh?
[02:56] Perch
How about this as a prize for the dog show?
[03:00] Noin
Well, what is it?
[03:02] Perch
I know! We'll say it's a trophy!
[03:06] Noin
Can we do that?
[03:08] Perch
He said we could use anything in storage.
[03:11] Noin
I guess you're right.
[03:16] Nancy
Your problem is you're too wishy-washy!
[03:19] Nancy
I can't believe you blew your chance
at the matchmaking party!
[03:22] Taro
That wasn't exactly what happened...
[03:24] Nancy
Do you know what the difference is
between popular and unpopular men?
[03:28] Nancy
It's confidence! That's it!
You have to be unwavering!
[03:32] Nancy
No half measures!
[03:35] Nancy
You need to get your act together
if you expect me to find you anyone!
[03:47] Woman
Marron, wait!
[03:48] Man
Hey!
[03:51] Man
Y-Your dog is cute.
[03:53] Woman
Yours is very nice, too.
[03:55] Man
Do you live around here?
[03:57] Woman
Yes.
[03:57] Man
Well, maybe I'll see you around.
[03:59] Woman
Right. Maybe we can chat more then.
[04:02] Taro
How could I have been so blind...?
[04:07] Goro
Can you be more specific, Jiro?
[04:10] Jiro
Like I told you, if I try to
remember more, it's all fuzzy.
[04:16] Jiro
There was something like a war
between heaven and earth...
[04:18] Jiro
And that's all I can really remember.
[04:21] Goro
But in terms of specifics...
[04:24] Jiro
Look, I'd love it if I knew more, myself.
[04:31] Jiro
"Dreams are the last gasps
of memories on the verge of fading.
SIGN Dreams are
the last gasps
of memories
on the verge
of fading.
Have the dog
face west while
the tail
faces east.
[04:35] Jiro
Have the dog face west
while the tail faces east."
[04:40] Taro
What're you guys doing?
[04:41] Goro
I was hoping Jiro would remember
more about the Mo Continent.
[04:48] Taro
Where's Saburo?
[04:50] Jiro
Over there.
[04:55] Taro
Hey, Saburo!
[04:57] Taro
Let's go for a walk, buddy!
[04:59] Jiro
You never take Saburo for walks, Taro.
[05:03] Taro
I realized something today!
When you walk a dog...
[05:06] Taro
You're creating a chance
for a romantic encounter!
[05:10] Jiro
It's true that having a dog can break
the ice with strangers, but...
[05:15] Jiro
Does that kind of thing ever go anywhere?
[05:18] Taro
The first step is actually meeting someone!
[05:21] Jiro
You still haven't given up yet, huh?
[05:23] Goro
Could we please just discuss
the Mo Continent?!
[05:27] Taro
No, Saburo, this way!
[05:30] Taro
Let's head... over there, come on!
[05:38] Taro
G-Good afternoon.
[05:40] Lady
Good afternoon.
[05:42] Lady
Oh, stop that!
[05:45] Taro
What a cute dog.
[05:47] Lady
Yours is lovely, too.
[05:49] Taro
Oh, I dunno about that...
[05:54] Taro
Would you settle down, Saburo?!
[05:57] Lady
His coat is wonderful.
[05:58] Taro
Y-Yeah?
[05:59] Lady
I make sure Fernandez never misses
his three weekly treatments.
[06:04] Lady
What's your routine?
[06:05] Taro
Uh, well...
[06:07] Lady 2
Oh, it's been ages!
[06:08] Lady
Hi! How have you been?
[06:10] Taro
Hey there.
[06:14] Lady 2
Have you tried that new line of dog food?
[06:17] Lady
My little one's a little too picky an eater...
[06:20] Middle Aged
Hello, everyone.
[06:21] Lady 2
Oh, I haven't seen you lately.
[06:24] Middle Aged
I'm glad to see you're all doing well.
[06:30] Lady
Did you hear about the
immunization drive at the park?
[06:33] Middle Aged
Oh, yes, the vet running it
is really talented.
[06:35] Lady 2
My baby really hates needles, though...
[06:39] Taro
I couldn't hang with all
the dog person talk...
[06:45] Taro
It's hard getting past the first stage.
[06:48] Jiro
Especially considering
you're not really a dog-lover.
[06:51] Taro
Yeah. I only interact with one
because I work here.
[06:55] Goro
Right... on the M shelf.
There should be a file...
[06:59] Goro
You threw it out?! Whatever the heck for?!
[07:03] Catherine
Something just showed up
in the mail for editorial.
[07:06] Taro
Go ahead and open it, Chief.
[07:09] Catherine
Seems like a bore, so I'd rather not.
[07:11] Taro
Aw, come on...
[07:12] Taro
Wait. This is from the White
Pegasus Company...
SIGN Lucky Color:
Red
Dreams are
your wishes
for the future.
Make sure
that your
dog does
not bite
the hand
that feeds it.
[07:17] Catherine
"Dreams are your wishes for the future.
[07:19] Catherine
Make sure that your dog does not bite
the hand that feeds it."
[07:20] Goro
Look, I understand, but...
[07:22] Goro
Is there nothing else
that can be done? Please!
[07:24] Catherine
It's yours now.
SIGN First-Ever Most City
Dog Show
[07:26] Taro
What's this?
[07:27] Taro
A dog collar, a letter, and a flier...
[07:30] Jiro
"The first-ever Most City Dog Show...
[07:30] Sign
First-Ever Most City
Dog Show
[07:34] Jiro
The winning dog will receive
a prize and a trophy."
[07:37] Taro
They say we're invited as the
staff of Monthly Moso Science.
[07:42] Taro
The collar is... "a special product we've
produced to emphasize your dog's charms"?
[07:48] Jiro
What do you think?
[07:50] Taro
She'd probably want us to cover it,
but this seems like a drag.
[07:53] Taro
Plus, it's run by the White Pegasus Company.
You guys keep saying they're sketchy.
[07:58] Jiro
True, they are.
[08:02] Jiro
What's up, Saburo?
You want to enter the contest?
[08:09] Jiro
I think he does.
[08:10] Taro
So let him.
[08:12] Jiro
You don't think you could meet anyone there?
[08:16] Taro
But if it doesn't go anywhere...
[08:19] Jiro
Well, that settles it. Nothing
ventured, nothing gained, right?
[08:23] Jiro
Saburo! Wanna try this collar on?
[08:28] Jiro
Okay, you don't have to.
[08:29] Goro
Well, please look into it.
[08:33] Goro
What's going on, now?
[08:38] Sign
First-Ever
Most City Dog Show
[08:39] Noin
I'm Kuro!
[08:40] Perch
And I'm Shiro!
[08:42] Both
And together we are...
[08:44] Noin
The lapdogs from hell!
[08:45] Perch
What the heck?!
[08:47] Both
Thanks for coming!
[08:49] Both
Now, please make your way inside!
[08:57] Perch
We'll just need to check your bags!
[09:00] Perch
Please leave them with us.
[09:03] Guests
Okay.
[09:04] Guests
Here you go.
[09:05] Guests
Take good care of it.
[09:06] Both
Not what we meant...!
[09:11] Atsumi
Good morning, everyone!
I'll be your MC for today's festivities.
[09:15] Atsumi
I'm Atsumi Seiichiro, a freelance presenter.
[09:18] Noin
I'm Kuro, his assistant!
[09:20] Perch
And I'm Shiro!
[09:21] Both
And together we are...
[09:23] Atsumi
Now let's begin the first-ever
Most City Dog Show!
[09:34] Taro
Didn't expect a crowd like this.
[09:37] Jiro
Hey, look at that dog!
[09:41] Jiro
It's the same collar...
[09:44] Taro
Whoa, this one is cool too!
[09:47] Goro
There's something about that one that
goes beyond "cuteness" and into "alien."
[09:51] Taro
I wonder if it's the collars
making them look so wild.
[09:54] Goro
That is impressive!
[09:55] Goro
Oh, how over-scientific!
[09:59] Atsumi
Now, if all owners could escort
their dogs to the starting line
[10:04] Atsumi
while the audience takes their seats.
[10:07] Atsumi
Our contestants will compete in a triathlon
of running, swimming, and obstacle courses.
[10:12] Atsumi
Whoever comes out on top
will receive a luxury prize!
[10:17] Goro
There appear to be press seats
we were invited to use.
[10:20] Perch
Over here!
[10:22] Perch
Here are your special seats!
[10:25] Goro
Front row seats?
[10:27] Jiro
It'd be easier to see the
whole thing from further back.
[10:30] Taro
Looks like there's no assigned seats
anyway, so let's just sit wherever.
[10:35] Perch
But you're supposed to sit here!
[10:38] Taro
Don't mind us!
[10:42] Noin
Why won't these punks sit
in their special seats?
[10:45] Perch
Our special "rest in peace"
seating is wasted now!
[10:49] Atsumi
Now, if you'll take your positions...
[10:51] Atsumi
Ready? Dog-go!
[10:55] Atsumi
Now, if you'll take your positions...
[10:58] Atsumi
Ready? Dog-go!
[11:01] Atsumi
And they're off. The inaugural
Most City Dog Show...
[11:05] Owner 1
Go, Idol!
[11:05] Atsumi
First up is running!
An act synonymous with dogs!
[11:07] Owner 2
You've got this, Bludo!
[11:09] Atsumi
They'll be competing in land speed first!
[11:09] Owner 3
Prince!
[11:11] Taro
Where's Saburo?
[11:14] Taro
Man, I can't see him anywhere.
[11:20] Goro
In the center!
He's in the middle of the pack!
[11:24] Taro
Get 'em, Saburo! Go, go, go!
[11:28] Atsumi
And after running comes swimming!
Another well-known dog activity!
[11:32] Atsumi
The leading group is diving in!
[11:34] Atsumi
Idol is in first place,
and dog-paddling her way along!
[11:37] Atsumi
But we've got someone cutting
through the water behind her!
[11:40] Atsumi
A dog, somehow doing a butterfly stroke!
[11:44] Atsumi
And here's a dog who's managed a front crawl!
[11:46] Atsumi
It looks like these two are
battling it out for first place!
[11:51] Atsumi
No, we've got another moving up the ranks!
[11:56] Atsumi
This dog seems to have mastered
ancient Japanese martial swimming!
[11:59] Taro
Go, go, Saburo! Take 'em down,
take 'em down, Saburo!
[12:03] Owner 2
Bludo!
[12:04] Owner 3
Prince!
[12:05] Owner 1
Idol!
[12:08] Atsumi
And after the swim, the dogs will be
encountering this obstacle course!
[12:11] Atsumi
What better way to test their agility?!
[12:14] Atsumi
The leading quartet has put a lot of
distance between them and the others,
[12:17] Atsumi
with a four-way battle for the lead!
[12:22] Trio
Saburo!
[12:24] Owner 2
Get 'em, Bludo!
[12:32] Atsumi
Bludo, currently in the lead,
takes to the dance stage!
[12:35] Atsumi
Now, let's see his moves!
[12:37] Atsumi
Start the music!
[12:53] Owner 2
Bludo...
[12:55] Atsumi
Next is our second place contestant...
[13:03] Atsumi
Now look at that! Magnificent!
[13:09] Taro
Yeah!
[13:11] Jiro
I didn't know he could do that.
[13:30] Atsumi
Next up is the dog maze!
[13:31] Atsumi
Will these pups have the wits
to make their way to the exit?
[13:38] Owner 1
Idol, go back!
[13:41] Owner 2
Straight on through, Bludo!
[13:42] Owner 3
Not that way, Prince!
[13:44] Taro
Saburo, take the turn!
[13:46] JIro
No, your right! On the right!
[13:49] Noin
It's no good. We can't get to the MOParts.
[13:52] Perch
We'll just have to draw them
onto the stage, then.
[13:55] Noin
Push comes to shove, we'll use
the special judge's award.
[13:58] Atsumi
And which pupper will be
the first to exit the maze?
[14:02] Atsumi
It looks like Saburo is
the first to find his way out!
[14:07] Atsumi
And in second is Bludo!
[14:11] Atsumi
These two will be our competitors
for the final round!
[14:15] Atsumi
And the final competition is... dog sumo!
[14:19] Jiro
Sumo... as the final stage of a dog show?
[14:25] Owner 2
We've got this.
[14:36] Perch
Entering from the east... Saburo!
[14:43] Perch
Entering from the west... Bludo!
[14:49] Noin
Time to begin.
[14:50] Noin
Ready? And start!
[15:00] Atsumi
This dog somehow used the neko-damashi
technique! Saburo wins by ring-out!
[15:05] Owner 2
Say what?!
[15:06] Taro
Yeah, he won!
[15:08] Jiro
You did it, Saburo!
[15:12] Atsumi
If Saburo's owner could
please join us on the stage.
[15:17] Atsumi
All other contestants,
please collect your participation prizes
[15:20] Atsumi
on your way out of the arena.
[15:22] Atsumi
Thank you for joining us today!
[15:31] Jiro
Not yet!
[15:32] Taro
How much do you think the prize will be?
[15:34] Jiro
This place is looking kinda sparse
for the awards ceremony.
[15:36] Goro
The MC, Atsumi, is gone too.
[15:42] Goro
Oh, it's Shiro and Kuro! You two
will be presenting the prize, then?
[15:53] Jiro
What the heck is this?
[15:59] Perch
You're not escaping this venue now!
[16:01] Noin
Now be good and hand over your MOParts!
[16:04] Taro
Aw, it's you guys! This was all a trap?!
[16:07] Jiro
They really pulled out all the stops.
[16:09] Jiro
Saburo!
[16:11] Perch
What's with the dog?
[16:12] Noin
Does it actually want the trophy?
[16:15] Noin
You can have the damn thing!
[16:40] Trio
S-Saburo turned human?!
[16:43] Saburo
I'm a bard from the Mo Continent.
And this is my harp.
[16:49] Noin
He's a Motarian too?!
[16:51] Jiro
The pinching doesn't hurt! Am I dreaming?!
[16:53] Taro
It hurts me plenty!
[16:55] Goro
He said he was a bard!
[16:59] Goro
And now we have three Motarians to your two!
[17:02] Goro
Give up, and set us free!
[17:30] Noin
You shouldn't think this
is gonna go like it did before.
[17:33] Perch
We've been working under a martial arts
teacher to undergo harsh training!
[17:38] Noin
Seriously harsh, man.
[17:40] Perch
It sucked.
[17:44] (Flashback) Noin
Gonna fall! Gonna fall!
[17:46] (Flashback) Master
You must clear your mind!
[17:48] (Flashback) Perch
Hot! Hot hot hot!
[17:51] (Flashback) Master
You must empty your thoughts!
[17:54] Noin
And with the special move we've learned,
we're gonna beat you guys!
[17:57] Noin
We call it...
[17:59] Noin
Cross Over X!
[17:59] Perch
Super Contemporary!
[18:02] Noin
I thought it was Cross Over X?
[18:04] Perch
Come on, we were gonna
call it Super Contemporary.
[18:07] Noin
But we can't use our special move
unless our minds are in sync!
[18:11] Perch
Which is why you need to
contemporaneously match me!
[18:13] Noin
No! Cross over with me!
[18:17] Saburo
I suppose I should bless you all
with my singing.
[18:21] Goro
If he's a bard, perhaps he'll raise
our stats with his singing or heal us!
[18:28] Twins
What?!
[18:29] Saburo
Mo, Mo, Mo...
[18:33] Saburo
Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana!
[18:34] Goro
That's a staple of fantasy role-playing!
[18:36] Goro
And now, bathed in song...
[18:36] Saburo
Ra Mo, Ra Mo!
[18:40] Saburo
Lalala Mo!
[18:40] Goro
You'll transform, too!
[19:12] Saburo
Mo, Mo, Mo...
[19:15] Saburo
Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana!
[19:19] Saburo
Ra Mo, Ra Mo!
[19:20] Noin
This is bad!
[19:21] Perch
I guess we'll back off today, and
try to sort out our special move!
[19:23] Saburo
Lalala Mo!
[19:28] Noin
You guys got lucky this time!
[19:31] Perch
But next time you're in for a beating!
[19:34] Goro
Aw, just when it was about to get good!
[19:38] Jiro
I do not feel as if I am any more powerful.
[19:41] Jiro
What sort of power does your song hold?
[19:46] Saburo
This isn't a video game.
That's not how bards work.
[19:50] Saburo
We simply pass down a record
of history through song.
[19:55] Saburo
Mo, Mo, Mo!
[19:58] Saburo
Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana!
[20:01] Saburo
Ra Mo, Ra Mo!
[20:05] Saburo
Lalala Mo!
[20:05] Jiro
I remember now... I was... I was...
[20:12] Jiro
The prince of the Mo Continent!
[20:16] Goro
A prince?!
[20:18] Saburo
Well, I'm glad to see you've
remembered, Your Highness.
[20:21] Goro
Then Saburo... do you know anything else?
[20:25] Saburo
I do. That's why I've been
advising you all along.
[20:29] Saburo
Granted, as a commoner, I wasn't privy
to what happened in the palace...
[20:38] Jiro
Oh, so that's why he was howling
so obnoxiously every now and then.
[20:48] Edward
The best laid plans...
[20:51] Edward
have come to nothing
because of their failings.
[20:55] Edward
You have my most sincere apologies.
[20:57] Edward
Everything's going according
to plan? Really?
[21:05] Goro
I see. I don't know how I failed
to notice this before...
[21:09] Goro
The MOParts don't allow you to transform,
[21:12] Goro
but rather, because you're Motarians,
they allow you to take your original forms!
[21:16] Taro
So, what did you remember, prince?
[21:19] Jiro
The Continent of Mo sank
into the sea that day...
[21:23] Jiro
Because of the civil war that
split the kingdom in two...
[21:27] Jiro
Nothing more specific than that yet.
[21:31] Taro
And he didn't seem to know any
of the important details.
[21:36] Jiro
I wonder what's happened
to the Mo Continent since then.
[21:39] Goro
About that...
[21:42] Goro
Fourteen years ago, there was a paper
published on the Mo Continent.
[21:47] Goro
And it was written by...
[21:49] Goro
Four Tune. She was
fifteen years old at the time.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
Well, hello there, folks.
It's your favorite bard here.
[23:28] Saburo
I've actually been giving subtle spoilers
via the next episode previews all along!
[23:32] Saburo
Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 9:
Mystery Moments! The Young Genius's Past.
SIGN Issue 9: Mystery Moments!
The Young Genius' Past
[23:37] Saburo
Next time... wait, did I roar this time?
E9 - Mystery Moments! The Young Genius' Past
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[00:03] Reporter
I'm here at the press conference
being held by Science Laboratories.
[00:06] Reporter
As the youngest individual
to ever earn a doctorate,
[00:09] Reporter
Miss Four Tune has gone on to make
several earth-shattering discoveries,
[00:14] Reporter
and she's holding this conference to announce
what she calls the find of the century.
SIGN 14 Years Ago
[00:21] Press A
The lab seems to have quite
a lot invested in this girl genius.
[00:26] Press B
Well, it's thanks to her
[00:27] Press B
that they've been able to secure
the largest budget in their history.
[00:30] Press B
They probably want to show her off.
[00:32] Press C
Here we go.
[00:42] Four
All of my previous research has been
in service of a uniting theory.
[00:47] Four
I'm here to inform you all that
I have now confirmed this theory.
[00:54] Four
The land of a long-lost advanced civilization,
[00:56] Four
the continent of Mo, did exist!
SIGN Girl genius loses her mind
SIGN Miss Four Tune on the outs in academia:
"I don't expect fools to understand"
Insulting her peers
SIGN Her previous research comes under suspicion
Will her doctorate be revoked?
SIGN Insulting her peers
[01:16] Four
The Mo Continent is real... I know it.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 9:
Mystery Moments!
The Young Genius's Past
SIGN 1 Year Prior
[03:15] Edward
Excuse me.
[03:18] Edward
What are you doing?
[03:22] Four
Looking at cells.
[03:24] Edward
Cells?
[03:25] Four
From a tiger.
[03:26] Edward
A tiger? Why?
[03:28] Four
I was curious if they could grow gigantic.
[03:31] Edward
Could tigers actually get that big?
[03:34] Four
They used to. More specifically,
a subspecies of tiger.
[03:37] Four
Or maybe a life-form that
only resembled tigers.
[03:41] Four
Hand me that.
[03:46] Edward
What is this subspecies,
or the similar but different creature?
[03:50] Edward
You're asking a lot of questions.
[03:52] Edward
Are you interested?
[03:53] Edward
Well, it's just... I like animals.
So I was curious.
[03:59] Four
I like them, too.
[04:01] Four
But who are you, anyway?
[04:03] Edward
Oh, I'm Edward Chi.
[04:06] Edward
I'm starting my new job as
a special researcher in the lab today.
[04:10] Edward
I was told to wait in here.
[04:13] Four
Then that makes you my assistant.
[04:19] Four
My name is Four Tune. I'm a special
researcher for Science Laboratories.
[04:23] Edward
Y-You are?!
[04:25] Four
I noticed you didn't treat me like a child.
[04:30] Four
I like that.
[04:32] Edward
I-I see. Well, it's a pleasure.
[04:37] Four
Sorry to rush you, but I was about
to start in on a bear dissection.
[04:41] Four
Help me out.
SIGN Today's
Recommendation:
Honey Jelly
SIGN Bears
love it!
[04:51] Four
Time to eat.
[04:58] Four
You're not going to eat?
[05:01] Edward
I've just never seen so much
bloody flesh before...
[05:05] Edward
Excuse me—
[05:08] Four
You must come from a fancy home.
[05:12] Four
We'll be dissecting a water buffalo tomorrow.
[05:18] Edward
But you come from a sophisticated
background too, right?
[05:23] Four
What makes you think that?
[05:25] Edward
The Tune family is in a class of their own
in terms of wealth. With a long lineage.
[05:29] Four
And that's why I'm here.
[05:32] Four
Because a prim and proper family like that
doesn't need a weirdo like me.
[05:37] Edward
That's...
[05:38] Four
Hand me the file from that shelf,
and open it to page 10.
[05:49] Edward
What is all this?
[05:51] Four
I spilled hot cocoa.
[05:58] Four
I can be pretty clumsy
when I get focused on my work...
[06:02] Four
Granted, my handwriting is so bad,
I can't always read it either way.
[06:07] Four
But I'm writing things down just in case.
I remember most of it, so it's fine.
[06:19] Edward
I wonder how long she intends on staying...
[06:23] Edward
Y'know, they're going to be locking up soon.
[06:26] Four
Is it that late already?
[06:28] Four
Have a good night, then.
[06:30] Edward
You're not going home?
[06:32] Four
I'd just have to come back
if I did. Too much work.
[06:36] Edward
Have you been... sleeping in here?
[06:45] Four
It's fine. I have pajamas to change into.
[06:48] Edward
But that's... You're still so—
[06:53] Four
The guards are around, so I'm not scared.
[06:55] Four
Bye-bye. See you tomorrow.
[07:18] Edward
Good morning.
[07:20] Edward
Care for a drink?
[07:23] Four
Wow. Thank you!
[07:33] Four
You're so weird, Ed.
[07:35] Edward
Coming from you, that's a bit much...
[07:38] Four
So mean!
[07:41] Edward
I made sandwiches. Would you like some?
[07:45] Four
I would!
[07:47] Four
Thank you for the food!
[07:49] Edward
Go ahead.
[07:51] Four
Tasty!
[07:55] Four
What is this?! It's amazing!
[07:58] Edward
I went ahead and made another copy.
[08:00] Four
You did?!
[08:01] Four
Your handwriting is
beautiful! And so legible!
[08:05] Four
Oh, right. That reminds me...
[08:18] Four
I see. That explains it...
SIGN Girl genius makes historical discovery
SIGN Ancient texts previously thought unreadable finally deciphered
[08:39] Edward
You looked like you'd forgotten
about eating and sleeping properly...
[08:44] Edward
I'm glad you're doing better.
[08:46] Four
All thanks to you, Ed.
[08:49] Four
You organizing my files has helped me make
real progress deciphering the ancient texts.
[08:54] Four
It's so strange. It's just a copy
of stuff I already wrote down,
[08:58] Four
but going through it makes me feel
like my thoughts are being organized.
[09:02] Edward
I'm glad I was able to be of help.
[09:07] Four
I'd like you to always work by my side.
[09:12] Press A
Miss Four Tune!
[09:14] Press A
Good afternoon. That is you, yes?
[09:17] Four
Who're you?
[09:19] Press A
I'm a reporter with Most News.
Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
[09:25] Four
Go ahead.
[09:27] Ed
Well, I'll take care of the dishes.
[09:29] Four
Sure. See you later.
SIGN Doctor Four Tune's cutting-edge theories on evolution
SIGN Could tigers become larger than they are now?
[10:00] Edward
What is this?!
[10:05] Press A
What are you doing, man?!
[10:06] Edward
I'm her assistant!
[10:08] Edward
If you want an interview, you need to arrange
for it in advance and in an appropriate fashion.
[10:12] Edward
Did you even get permission
to enter the lab?
[10:15] Edward
I will call security.
[10:17] Press B
Okay, okay! Some other time, then.
[10:22] Press B
Damn...
[10:24] Press B
What was that about?
[10:28] Four
You dropped this!
[10:30] Edward
Are you all right?
[10:31] Four
They didn't do anything.
[10:34] Edward
But seeing them swarm you like that...
[10:37] Edward
I was worried.
[10:39] Four
I wasn't.
[10:41] Four
And having a lot of attention
brings certain advantages.
[10:45] Four
Like making the chairman more cooperative.
[10:48] Edward
A public spotlight doesn't
always have positive effects.
[10:53] Four
Never mind that. Ed, can you read this?
[10:57] Edward
Don't be silly. How could I if you can't?
[11:00] Four
It's so weird. It's got the same patterns
I've used to decipher everything else,
[11:04] Four
but this part is almost
like another language.
[11:07] Four
I wonder why.
[11:15] Edward
Look out!
[11:19] Four
What a relief!
[11:22] Edward
Four Tune, stop eating and please get a rag!
[11:26] Edward
Four Tune?
[11:28] Four
I see. It was written backwards.
[11:31] Four
Why is only this part backwards?!
[11:33] Four
That has to imply some level of
importance and secrecy, right?
[11:37] Four
It has to!
[12:12] Four
If the ancient texts are right,
it should be down here...
[12:26] Four
Oh, no. I should have
expected something like this.
[12:30] Four
But if I go back to grab a light,
I might not make it back inside.
[12:35] Four
What do I do...?
[12:40] Four
Here we go! I'm in luck.
[12:53] Four
This is it.
[12:55] Four
This is what I was looking for!
[13:02] Edward
Four Tune! I've been looking for you.
[13:04] Edward
Where have you been?
[13:09] Edward
Four Tune?
[13:10] Four
Not now.
[13:50] Four
It's done...
SIGN The Sinking and
Likely Resurfacing of
the Mo Continent
[13:52] Edward
The Mo Continent?
[13:54] Edward
What is that?
[13:55] Four
The land that was home to the advanced
civilization of beastmen
[13:59] Four
who once ruled the world.
[14:01] Edward
An advanced civilization of beastmen?
[14:04] Edward
What are you talking about?
[14:09] Four
I found this at my grandfather's villa.
[14:27] Four
Locally, it had become known
as a cursed stone and was feared.
[14:32] Four
The kind that curses you
when you touch it.
[14:34] Four
Specifically, it causes corns on your feet.
[14:37] Four
One of my ancestors, who was the
local lord, took it and enshrined it.
[14:43] Four
I wanted to see if it
would really curse me...
[14:50] Four
And that's when I saw it.
[14:54] Four
A vision of who I really am.
[14:59] Four
I'm a beast person, from the Mo Continent.
[15:03] Four
A Motarian.
[15:06] Four
I want to take my true form.
[15:09] Four
That's why I've been doing this research.
[15:12] Chairman
It seems our girl genius
has written a new paper!
[15:16] Chair A
Yes, sir. We haven't verified
the contents yet, but...
[15:19] Chariman
Then let's debut it at an
urgent press conference!
[15:22] Chair B
Is that a good idea?
[15:25] Chariman
It's fine! Why not use the chance
to add some more heat to our popularity?
[15:32] Reporter
We'll be hearing from the youngest individual
to ever earn a doctorate
[15:34] Reporter
who has gone on to make several
earth-shattering discoveries, Miss Four Tune...
[15:39] Press A
The lab seems to have quite
a lot invested in this girl genius.
[15:44] Press B
Well, it's thanks to her
[15:45] Press B
that they've been able to secure
the largest budget in their history.
[15:49] Press B
They probably want to show her off.
[15:51] Press C
Here we go.
[16:00] Four
All of my previous research has been
in service of a uniting theory.
[16:05] Four
I'm here to inform you all that
I have now confirmed this theory.
[16:12] Four
The land of a long-lost advanced civilization,
[16:15] Four
the continent of Mo, did exist!
[16:37] Edward
She lives in a place like this...?
[16:43] Edward
Four Tune? Are you there?
[16:45] Edward
Please open up if you are.
[16:47] Four
Go away.
[16:49] Edward
You quit the lab so suddenly.
I've been worried.
[16:53] Four
Go away.
[16:55] Edward
What's become of your Mo Continent research?
[16:59] Four
The chairman said I won't
get any more support for it.
[17:04] Four
Go away.
[17:06] Edward
I'll be back.
[17:12] Edward
Four Tune?
[17:13] Four
You actually came? Go away.
[17:15] Edward
Have you eaten?
[17:17] Edward
I made some sandwiches.
[17:20] Edward
Help yourself, if you'd like.
[17:22] Edward
I'm going to leave them out here.
[17:45] Edward
Four Tune! I made rice balls today.
[17:51] Edward
Four Tune, today is pancakes.
[17:56] Edward
Your research on the Mo Continent...
you're continuing it, right?
[18:03] Edward
If there's anything I can do,
just let me know.
[18:09] Edward
I'll be back.
[18:12] Four
Why?
[18:14] Four
Why are you being so nice to me?
[18:18] Edward
When I first met you, you said you liked me
because I didn't treat you like a child.
[18:26] Four
Did that happen...?
[18:29] Edward
But I did treat you like a child back then.
[18:32] Edward
I might even be doing that right now.
[18:34] Edward
And that's been bothering me all along.
[18:39] Edward
I don't know... I feel like I need
to make up for it.
[18:48] Four
You're so dumb, Ed.
[19:07] Edward
I paid your utilities off.
[19:13] Edward
Four Tune?
[19:15] Four
Ed...
[19:16] Edward
What is it?
[19:20] Four
Watch this.
[19:32] Edward
Remarkable...
[19:34] Edward
This is incredible! You look gorgeous!
[19:38] Edward
I'm sure academia will lose its mind
when you show them this!
[19:42] Four
No. It's not enough.
[19:45] Four
I need more conclusive proof.
[19:48] Edward
Such as?
[19:50] Four
The resurfaced Mo Continent.
[19:53] Edward
You intend to raise it...?
[19:55] Four
I'll need to do a lot of work to
make it happen. And I'll need money.
[20:01] Edward
I have a plan for that, actually.
[20:08] Edward
I've started a company.
[20:09] Edward
It's still small, for now,
[20:12] Edward
but in the future, I intend
to be involved in a variety of businesses
[20:15] Edward
in order to help your research.
[20:17] Four
This is amazing...
[20:19] Edward
I also intend on looking
for people like you.
[20:21] Four
What do you mean?
[20:23] Edward
Well, I believe there are other people
out there with the memories of beast people.
[20:30] Edward
The more you gather, the more
irrefutable your proof will be.
[20:34] Four
I see...
[20:36] Four
The things Ed did after that were incredible.
[20:39] Four
He expanded his business
in the blink of an eye,
[20:42] Four
and he really did find other people
with Motarian marks, like me.
SIGN Newly Opened
Cafe Rock
[20:57] Four
I wasted a little too much time...
[21:01] Four
Guess I'll have to settle
for the office on the second floor.
[21:05] Four
I appreciate Ed's help, but I can't
rely on him for everything.
[21:11] Four
I'll need to do what I can on my own, too.
[21:16] Four
For the sake of my true memories.
[21:27] Four
Still, I never thought...
[21:33] Four
That those boys would
get so close to the truth.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
You guys okay with this one? You all good?
Everyone following the story?
[23:29] Saburo
We're about to hit the climax,
so don't drop out now!
[23:31] Saburo
Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 10:
Holy Moly! A Fight and a Continental Rising!
SIGN Issue 10:
Holy Moly!
A Fight and a Continental Rising!
[23:36] Saburo
Remember how episode titles
always used to have spoilers in them?
E10 - Holy Moly! Fight and a Continental Rising!
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[00:03] Goro
The Mo Continent did exist...
[00:06] Goro
I knew it had to!
SIGN Science
Laboratories
[00:12] Goro
There should be copies of all
the related academic papers in here.
[00:21] Goro
Here we go...
[00:26] Security
Good afternoon. Come on in.
[00:28] Goro
Thanks.
[00:34] Goro
I'm glad I forgot to turn this in...
SIGN National Science Laboratories
Goro Sato
[00:44] Goro
This is it.
SIGN Archaeological
Theory
[00:47] Goro
Four Tune... Dr. Four Tune's papers...
[00:51] Goro
This is strange. Why aren't they here?
[00:55] Goro
Could they be back there?
SIGN If you need to contact editorial,
SIGN go here
SIGN See matches
SIGN Cafe "Rock" on
the first floor
of the building,
table six
[01:09] Goro
No... nothing.
[01:14] Goro
The announcement was fourteen years ago...
SIGN Monthly Moso Science Inaugural Issue
SIGN Published November 30th
Publisher: Catherine Sue
Address: Moso Science Editorial
167 Most City
[01:17] Goro
But this was published afterwards!
[01:28] Goro
Come to think of it, this door...
[01:33] Goro
Stairs?
[01:44] Goro
Is it in here...?
[01:47] Goro
Ch-Chief?!
[01:49] Catherine
I had the right idea about you, after all.
[01:52] Catherine
If you're here, that must mean
you've nearly got all the answers.
[01:59] Goro
Are you talking about...?
[02:01] Catherine
About the continent of Mo, of course.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 10:
Holy Moly!
A Fight and a Continental Rising!
[03:50] Jiro
I'm the prince of the Mo Continent...
[04:01] Goro
Then, Chief, you were...?
[04:03] Catherine
I was. The entire reason
I started Monthly Moso Science
[04:07] Catherine
was to learn the truth of the Mo Continent.
[04:10] Catherine
I hired you to work in editorial because
I found out you were studying it.
[04:15] Catherine
Your papers on the subject
were quite an interesting read.
[04:18] Goro
Then you hired me because you
saw the value in my studies?!
[04:22] Catherine
Of course.
[04:24] Catherine
Don't let the glamour fool you.
I understand what it's like being a scientist.
[04:28] Catherine
The pursuit of truth is our motivation.
[04:31] Catherine
Nobody can stop that hunger for knowledge.
[04:34] Goro
Chief...!
[04:36] Catherine
Which is why, out of respect for you as a
scientist, I'd like to show you something.
[04:42] Goro
MOParts?! And three of them?!
[04:45] Goro
These belong to the White Pegasus
Company! How do you have them?
[04:48] Catherine
As the chief editor
of a scientific publication,
[04:51] Catherine
I have certain confidential avenues.
[04:53] Goro
Confidential avenues? Like what?
[04:56] Catherine
They wouldn't be very confidential
if I could tell you, would they?
[04:59] Goro
That is true.
[05:01] Catherine
But in exchange for keeping my secret,
I'm letting you have them all.
[05:06] Catherine
It's up to you to choose how to use them.
[05:10] Catherine
But I do know that, as a scientist,
there's only one real use for them.
[05:19] Catherine
I'm looking forward to seeing
what you do, Mr. Scientist.
[05:27] Goro
Though, as a scientist,
I know there's only one real use for them.
[05:40] Goro
I've got big news, Jiro!
[05:43] Goro
This is no time for napping, Taro, Saburo!
[05:46] Goro
Please, wake up!
[05:48] Taro
Man, what are you freaking out about?
[05:53] Goro
Look here!
[05:57] Jiro
Those are...
[05:59] Goro
They're just what they seem: MOParts!
[06:01] Goro
Three of them.
[06:02] Goro
Add the three that you have
to these, and we have all six!
[06:07] Goro
This will let us access the Mo Continent!
[06:09] Goro
Come on, Taro, Jiro, Saburo!
[06:13] Goro
Let's see your MOParts!
[06:16] Taro
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow it down a second.
[06:19] Goro
This is not the time! Hurry, please!
[06:22] Taro
Listen, man, this is
a little too much to swallow.
[06:26] Taro
How'd you even end up with these?
[06:30] Goro
The chief editor gave them to me!
[06:32] Taro
Catherine did? That makes even less sense.
[06:37] Jiro
Even if Catherine did have them,
why would she give them to you, Goro?
[06:41] Goro
She's read my papers and
acknowledged me as a scientist!
[06:47] Jiro
Even though you got fired from the lab?
[06:50] Goro
She told me how she's believed in
the Mo Continent for a long time, as well.
[06:56] Goro
That she started Monthly Moso Science
[06:58] Goro
so she could pursue
the truth about the continent!
[07:02] Goro
I believe that she must've independently
learned about the MOParts
[07:05] Goro
and been investigating on her own!
[07:08] Goro
And since I'm researching the Mo Continent
as well, she felt a connection,
[07:12] Goro
leading her to entrust me with her MOParts!
[07:16] Goro
Now, hurry, let's see those MOParts!
[07:19] Taro
I don't think so.
[07:20] Goro
Why not?! We're so close
to learning the truth!
[07:23] Goro
What about you, Jiro, Saburo?!
[07:29] Taro
Think about it for a sec.
This all sounds really fishy.
[07:33] Taro
How did Catherine even have
MOParts in the first place?
[07:36] Goro
She said they were
from a confidential source...
[07:39] Taro
Like what?
[07:41] Goro
They're confidential, so she couldn't say.
[07:45] Jiro
I've noticed that these two MOParts
[07:49] Jiro
belong to the duo that's always bugging us.
[07:52] Jiro
So, why do you have them?
[07:54] Goro
That's...
[07:55] Jiro
This other one, too.
Where did she find it, and how?
[07:58] Goro
She only said they were
from her confidential source.
[08:01] Taro
Sounds like she didn't give you any answers.
[08:03] Taro
I thought you were a scientist, man.
[08:06] Goro
Well, it's not like you've ever questioned
your ability to transform, Taro!
[08:11] Taro
How can I when I never
remember what happens?
[08:13] Goro
What about you, Jiro? You're
the prince of the Mo Continent, right?
[08:17] Goro
Are you fine leaving things like this?
Turning a blind eye to your origins?
[08:22] Jiro
When you put it like that...
[08:24] Goro
You're a Motarian too, Saburo!
You have to be curious!
[08:30] Taro
Wait, Saburo!
[08:32] Taro
You've got a MOPart now, why don't
you transform and fess up already?
[08:35] Taro
Then you can tell him everything he wants
to know about the Mo Continent.
[08:41] Jiro
I don't think he wants to transform or talk.
[08:44] Taro
Look, Goro, don't you think there's some
stuff out there we're better off not knowing?
[08:49] Goro
But I do want to know!
[08:52] Goro
As a researcher, I want to learn the truth!
[08:56] Goro
So I'm asking you to please
give me your MOParts!
[08:59] Goro
I want to raise the Mo Continent!
[09:02] Taro
I really don't see the point.
[09:05] Taro
Besides, I think this is a trap.
[09:08] Taro
Look here.
SIGN Bad Luck
[09:09] Goro
"Beware of traps."
[09:12] Goro
And now you believe in these fortunes?!
[09:14] Taro
I've believed in them all along.
[09:16] Goro
Well, I will not let superstition deter me
when I'm so close to the truth!
[09:20] Goro
Now, please, give me your MOParts!
[09:22] Taro
Not happening!
[09:24] Goro
Taro, wait!
[09:28] Goro
What are you doing?! Give it to me!
[09:30] Taro
Earth could spin the wrong way,
[09:31] Taro
with the axis flipped,
and I still wouldn't fork it over!
[09:34] Goro
Now you're just being childish!
[09:36] Taro
Come on, come and get me!
[09:39] Goro
I'll take it by force, then!
[09:41] Taro
Nice try, but it's not in there!
[09:44] Goro
Just hand it over already!
[09:46] Taro
I said no and I mean it!
[09:47] Goro
Give it to me!
[09:48] Taro
No!
[09:49] Goro
Give! Give it to me!
[09:49] Taro
No! No!
[09:51] Rock
Would you twerps knock it off already?!
[10:04] Taro
The point is, I'm not handing this over!
[10:10] Jiro
Taro!
[10:19] Goro
Why? Why won't any of you understand?
[10:36] Goro
What's up, Jiro?
[10:44] Noin
It's gone! I seriously can't find it!
[10:46] Perch
Mine too!
[10:48] Noin
Damn it! What are we supposed to do?!
[10:50] Perch
If the boss finds out
our MOParts are missing...
[10:53] Edward
Did I hear that correctly?
[10:56] Twins
Boss!
[10:59] Edward
I see. Then they've been missing
since you woke up this morning.
[11:04] Perch
Yes, sir. I think someone
may have stolen them.
[11:06] Noin
That's gotta be it!
[11:08] Edward
You're saying that someone
was able to penetrate
[11:11] Edward
the first-rate security
of the White Pegasus Company?
[11:15] Perch
Most likely.
[11:16] Noin
There's no other explanation!
[11:25] Perch
Boss, where are you going?
[11:37] Edward
Four Tune. Are you in there, Four Tune?
[11:50] Edward
Could it be...?
[11:54] Goro
What can I do...?
[11:56] Goro
I'm so close to raising the Mo Continent.
[12:01] Goro
I thought we were friends...
[12:05] Goro
I've enjoyed my time working
here so much, and yet...
[12:12] Goro
Why?
[12:17] Goro
What is it, Saburo?
[12:22] Taro
Sun's setting, y'know.
[12:24] Taro
How long are you gonna be out here?
[12:26] Jiro
What's it matter? I can stay if I want.
[12:30] Jiro
And how long are you gonna stick around?
[12:33] Taro
I dunno. As long as I want to.
[12:40] Jiro
What is it?
[12:41] Taro
Well, y'know...
[12:44] Taro
I was wondering if you had
the same suspicions all along, too.
[12:48] Jiro
About Catherine?
[12:50] Taro
Yeah.
[12:57] Taro
Thinking back now, it started when I was
unemployed with nothing better to do...
[13:01] Taro
I would order a single coffee at Cafe Rock
and waste my entire day there.
[13:09] (Flashback) Rock
There, there.
[13:12] (Flashback) Taro
Whoa! Since when have you had a kid, Master?
[13:14] (Flashback) Taro
At your age! Nice one!
[13:16] (Flashback) Rock
No, he's not mine.
[13:18] (Flashback) Rock
I'm looking after him for a while,
since he's an orphan.
[13:22] (Flashback) Rock
Come on, mwah mwah,
got your milk right here.
[13:26] (Flashback) Taro
Oh, you suck at this.
[13:29] (Flashback) Taro
Let me see him.
[13:31] (Flashback) Taro
He might be a baby, but he's still a human.
Show the kid some respect.
[13:35] (Flashback) Taro
Here's some milk, junior. If you're
hungry, then this'll set you straight!
[13:42] (Flashback) Rock
Wow! I've never seen Jiro
take a bottle so easily!
[13:45] (Flashback) Taro
His name's Jiro?
[13:47] (Flashback) Taro
Hey, he's got a birthmark like mine.
[13:53] Taro
It was a while after that
when Catherine showed up,
[13:57] Taro
talking about starting the magazine...
[14:02] (Flashback) Catherine
Oh.
[14:07] (Flashback) Rock
That dog keeps showing up here.
[14:10] (Flashback) Rock
But he seems harmless.
[14:12] (Flashback) Catherine
I agree.
[14:15] Taro
And after that, I sort of just
ended up working for Catherine...
[14:21] Jiro
And when I was three,
[14:23] Jiro
she invited me to help out
because I could already talk.
[14:26] Jiro
Saburo was already part of the staff then.
[14:29] Taro
Which raises the question...
[14:33] Jiro
When did Catherine learn
about that stuff in the basement?
[14:37] Taro
Yeah. Did she stumble onto it on accident?
[14:41] Jiro
Or has she always known about it?
[14:45] Goro
Saburo, slow down!
[14:47] Goro
Where are we going?
[14:55] Taro
So, did you figure anything else out?
[14:58] Taro
You remember being prince
of the Mo Continent, right?
[15:01] Jiro
Yeah. But that's all, so far.
[15:04] Taro
What do you think that really means, though?
[15:10] Taro
Can you not remember?
[15:11] Taro
Or... is it that you
don't want to remember?
[15:18] Taro
I don't know, or care, what
the Mo Continent was like.
[15:22] Taro
But... if it actually does show back up,
[15:25] Taro
I can say that our lives
are definitely gonna change.
[15:29] Taro
Especially since you're a prince, Jiro.
[15:33] Taro
If you like things the way
they are, then so do I.
[15:39] Goro
Was Taro opposed to it... for Jiro's sake?
[15:43] Taro
The question is, how do we
get Goro to drop the subject?
[15:47] Taro
He's stubborn as a mule.
[15:51] Jiro
You're right, Taro.
[15:54] Goro
Tell me about it! That dude
can be such a stickler...
[15:57] Jiro
Not that. About the Mo Continent.
[16:02] Jiro
I've always had this feeling like
I was curious but anxious, too.
[16:06] Jiro
Like I was afraid to learn the truth.
[16:09] Jiro
I think that might be why my memories
are only coming back in patches.
[16:13] Jiro
But... Goro is right.
I should learn the truth.
[16:17] Jiro
About the place I was born.
[16:19] Jiro
If I'm a prince, I can't run from the truth!
[16:22] Taro
Come on, that doesn't mean
you're obligated to do anything.
[16:26] Taro
You can run if you want.
[16:28] Jiro
No! I've made up my mind!
[16:32] Jiro
We're going to raise the Mo Continent—
[16:33] Goro
We don't need to raise the Mo Continent!
[16:40] Goro
Jiro, I'm so sorry. I was being so selfish.
[16:43] Goro
I never imagined the pressure
you might feel as their prince.
[16:48] Goro
It's just like Taro said.
[16:51] Goro
There are some things that
we're better off not learning.
[16:53] Goro
Which is why the Mo Continent can stay...
[16:55] Jiro
No! We're raising it!
[16:58] Jiro
I decided! We are definitely doing this!
[17:01] Goro
No, we can't!
[17:03] Jiro
We can!
[17:03] Goro
We can't!
[17:04] Jiro
The prince has made his decision!
[17:06] Goro
Even so, I say no!
[17:08] Jiro
I say yes!
[17:09] Taro
Oh, dammit, you two are such a pain!
[17:12] Taro
Let's just raise
the stupid Mo Continent then.
[17:14] Goro
But...
[17:16] Jiro
Scientists are supposed to
chase the truth, right?
[17:21] Goro
Jiro... Taro...
[17:24] Taro
That settles it then. Here you go.
[17:48] Edward
Who's there?!
[17:49] Catherine
It's me, Ed.
[17:51] Edward
Four Tune?!
[17:55] Edward
You look amazing today.
[17:58] Catherine
It's fun to dress up at times.
[18:00] Edward
I'm so relieved. I was looking for you.
[18:02] Catherine
Oh? For me?
[18:04] Catherine
Or for your missing MOParts?
[18:07] Edward
Then it was you...?
[18:11] Catherine
I've given them all of the MOParts.
[18:14] Edward
But why?!
[18:16] Catherine
Because you need all six
to raise the Mo Continent.
[18:21] Catherine
So why not simply hand them over
and let them do it?
[18:25] Edward
Are you sure that's for the best?
[18:27] Catherine
Of course. Everything
has gone according to plan, so far.
[18:33] Catherine
That was the reason I wanted them
under my supervision in the first place.
[18:38] Catherine
Besides, the MOParts are only the key.
[18:41] Catherine
Once the continent resurfaces,
they're worthless.
[18:45] Edward
Wait... what do you mean?
[18:47] Catherine
You'll see soon, Ed.
[18:49] Catherine
And then it'll be clear what I'm really after.
[18:53] Edward
Your true goal?
[18:55] Edward
I thought you wanted to raise the Mo Continent
to prove its existence to the public.
[19:07] Goro
Okay, everyone. I'm placing the pieces.
[19:27] Goro
This is the last one.
[19:29] Goro
Once this is inserted, I believe
the Mo Continent will rise.
[19:32] Goro
Are we all ready?
[19:35] Taro
Yeah.
[19:43] Goro
It's in.
[19:51] Taro
What? What's happening?
[19:53] Jiro
It's gonna collapse!
[19:57] Taro
We gotta go!
[19:58] Goro
No! I'm going to stay here
and witness the tru—
[20:03] Taro
Let's move!
[20:09] Taro
Huh?
[20:10] Jiro
The shaking stopped.
[20:13] Goro
Ow, ow...
[20:15] Goro
The truth!
[20:17] Taro
Hang on.
[20:20] Taro
I can hear something...
[20:23] Goro
What is that sound?
[20:25] Taro
It's from over there!
[20:40] Jiro
I can feel... feel something!
[20:43] Taro
Do you know what it is?
[20:45] Jiro
It's coming... it's coming...
[20:47] Jiro
It's coming!
[20:51] Goro
Something just surfaced!
[20:53] Taro
What?!
[20:57] Crowd
What is that?!
[20:59] Crowd
Some kinda natural disaster?!
[21:05] Goro
A piece of land covered
in some kind of dome...
[21:12] Goro
Remarkable! Just as the texts described!
[21:16] Goro
No, this level of technology
is beyond what was written!
[21:24] Goro
How high is it going to rise?
[21:26] Jiro
Is it going to go all the way into the sky?
[21:29] Goro
I believe it is!
[21:39] Catherine
I see the scientist has lived up to my hopes.
[21:43] Edward
Th-That's the Continent of Mo...
[21:46] Perch
Boss!
[21:47] Noin
It's crazy! The ocean!
[21:49] Catherine
Let's be on our way.
[21:50] Edward
You two are coming, too.
[21:52] Perch
Coming where? Who is she?
[21:54] Edward
Not now! Hurry!
[21:56] Twins
Yes, boss!
[22:06] Taro
That's the Mo Continent?
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
Well, it looks like the Mo Continent is risen!
[23:28] Saburo
It was pretty close by, actually.
[23:29] Saburo
I wonder what Catherine's planning.
I've got a bad feeling about it.
[23:33] Saburo
Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 11:
Move Out! Catherine, Why Didn't You Warn Us?!
SIGN Issue 11:
Move Out!
Catherine, Why Didn't You Warn Us?!
[23:37] Saburo
We're gonna be roaring sagaciously
next time, and I'll be talking!
E11 - Move Out! Catherine, Why Didn't You Warn Us?!
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[00:02] Goro
Something just surfaced!
[00:04] Taro
What?!
[00:09] Catherine
I see the scientist has lived up to my hopes.
[00:13] Edward
Th-That's the Continent of Mo...
[00:16] Perch
Boss!
[00:17] Noin
It's crazy! The ocean!
[00:19] Catherine
Let's be on our way.
[00:20] Edward
You two are coming, too.
[00:22] Perch
Coming where? Who is she?
[00:24] Edward
Not now! Hurry!
[00:25] Twins
Yes, boss!
[00:31] Taro
That's the Mo Continent?
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Issue 11:
Move Out! Catherine,
Why Didn't You Warn Us?!
[02:13] Catherine
In here.
[02:14] Edward
Right.
[02:15] Noin
Uh... boss?
[02:17] Perch
Who is that woman?
[02:19] Edward
Come along for now.
[02:22] Twins
Yes, boss.
[02:32] Edward
This is...
[02:33] Catherine
It's the only way to reach the Mo Continent.
[02:36] Catherine
Follow me.
[02:37] Edward
Right. Come along, boys.
[02:39] Twins
Yes, boss!
[02:43] Taro
This is the Mo Continent...?
[02:45] Goro
The records all said it was
a terrestrial continent...
[02:49] Goro
But it's apparently floating in the sky!
[02:52] Taro
So, how do we even get there?
[02:57] Taro
It looks like exterior
access will be difficult.
[02:59] Taro
There must be some kind of entrance!
[03:03] Taro
Saburo?
[03:04] Taro
What's up, Saburo?
[03:09] Jiro
Maybe he knows!
[03:10] Goro
Right!
[03:11] Taro
H-Hey!
[03:15] Goro
One moment, please! Let me grab my bag!
[03:17] Taro
Well, make it snappy!
[03:20] Jiro
I knew it...
[03:22] Taro
You mean to tell me...
[03:24] Goro
I believe this is the entrance
to the Mo Continent!
[03:28] Jiro
Come on!
[03:32] Taro
Whoa, don't rush off on your own!
[03:35] Goro
We're finally heading
to the continent of Mo!
[03:37] Taro
Man, it's too dark down here, Goro.
You have any kind of light?
[03:40] Goro
Yes, I certainly do!
[03:43] Goro
Switch on!
[03:54] Taro
There's all kinds of stuff on the walls...
[03:56] Goro
Just as the Moren poetic epics described!
[04:00] Taro
Moren what now?
[04:02] Goro
Some of the oldest works of literature
on record, the Moren poetic epics.
[04:06] Goro
There were stories about beasts who
came upon the door to time itself...
[04:11] Goro
I'm sure if we keep going, we'll reach
the entrance to the Mo Continent!
[04:20] Taro
Looks like we reached a dead end.
[04:22] Taro
And I don't see any entrance.
[04:27] Goro
That's odd...
[04:29] Goro
Oh, look there!
There's some kind of pattern!
[04:33] Taro
Where have I seen this mark before...?
[04:36] Jiro
I got that feeling, too.
[04:37] Goro
I believe I recognize it as well.
[04:44] Taro
It's this!
[04:46] Jiro
And this!
[04:50] Goro
Wait, that?!
[04:53] Taro
What's going on?!
[05:06] Taro
Is this...?
[05:09] Jiro
It's...
[05:12] Jiro
The Mo Continent.
[05:16] Goro
The Mo Continent!
[05:18] Goro
We're finally... finally here!
[05:21] Saburo
Welcome home, Prince.
[05:26] Taro
Whoa, when did you transform?!
[05:28] Goro
And without a MOPart!
[05:30] Saburo
Motarians are able to transform
at will in this place.
[05:34] Goro
They can?!
[05:35] Taro
Why would you ask me?!
[05:37] Goro
Then maybe I can, too!
[05:43] Goro
Transform!
[05:53] Saburo
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
Because you're human.
[05:57] Goro
I thought so...
[05:59] Goro
Makes sense.
[06:01] Taro
Gotta say, I'd been wondering
how wild this place was gonna be...
[06:07] Taro
But it seems pretty normal.
[06:09] Goro
Hardly. The flora and fauna
are completely different. Observe!
[06:15] Goro
I've never seen anything like it.
[06:19] Taro
Good point...
[06:21] Goro
But the philosopher Peleton
called it a golden continent...
[06:26] Saburo
Oh, yeah...
[06:29] Saburo
He was probably talking about that.
[06:38] Taro
What is going on?
[06:40] Goro
The vegetation is shining!
[06:44] Taro
I keep getting the weirdest feeling...
[06:47] Taro
The wind here smells nostalgic.
[06:50] Saburo
Did you remember something?
[06:53] Taro
How about our Mo Continent prince?
[06:57] Taro
You remember anything?
[06:59] Jiro
Yeah. I've remembered everything, Taro.
[07:04] Jiro
Us meeting wasn't a coincidence, after all.
[07:08] Taro
What do you mean?
[07:10] Jiro
I'll tell you once you remember!
[07:12] Taro
What would be the point, then?
[07:16] Taro
What's that?
[07:17] Goro
Over there! I can hear it from that building.
[07:20] Saburo
I wonder if someone got here first...
[07:24] Jiro
Before us?
[07:25] Jiro
Could it be Ra Mo?!
[07:27] Taro
Ra who exactly?
[07:28] Jiro
We need to hurry!
[07:30] Taro
Whoa, Jiro!
[07:31] Goro
What's going on? Hey, wait!
[07:43] Taro
I feel like I've seen this before.
[07:46] Jiro
This is the castle I lived in once.
[07:49] Taro
It is?
[07:50] Goro
Then this is a palace for Motarian royalty?
[07:54] Taro
Again?
[07:55] Jiro
Not good!
[07:56] Taro
Seriously, what exactly
are you worried about?!
[08:09] Goro
This castle and all of the life-forms here
are more in scale with Motarian size...
[08:15] Goro
I get it! You two just need to transform!
[08:19] Taro
We do?
[08:22] Jiro
We need to hurry, Taro!
[08:25] Taro
Aw, man... I guess we have to.
[08:53] Taro
Prince?!
[08:55] Jiro
Right.
[08:59] Taro
Okay, let's go, Jiro!
[09:05] Goro
Has Taro regained his memories?
[09:08] Saburo
Come on, we ought to get moving, too.
[09:10] Goro
Oh, right!
[09:16] Jiro
We have to hurry!
[09:21] Goro
This is... quite difficult!
[09:26] Catherine
We're almost there.
[09:28] Twins
Yes, Miss Four Tune!
[09:30] Twins
Ready and...
[09:41] Catherine
There it is.
[09:43] Edward
Four Tune, will you please tell me
what this is all about, now?
[09:46] Edward
What are you really after?
[09:49] Catherine
Ed... my real goal is...
[09:53] Jiro
Don't you touch it!
[10:06] Jiro
Father told me as much.
[10:08] Jiro
It must never be toyed with.
[10:11] Jiro
Now, step away from it, Catherine!
[10:15] Edward
Catherine?
[10:16] Catherine
Oh, you're already here...
[10:21] Catherine
Prince.
[10:28] Goro
What's the chief doing here?!
[10:32] Catherine
You seemed to be searching for my papers...
[10:36] Catherine
But they're long gone.
[10:39] Goro
Your papers? Wait...
[10:42] Catherine
Correct. Fourteen years ago, I published
those papers... as Four Tune.
[10:49] (Flashback) Catherine
The land of a long-lost advanced civilization,
[10:51] (Flashback) Catherine
the continent of Mo, did exist!
[10:55] Goro
Then Catherine is an alias...?
[10:57] Taro
Yeah. Sure looks like it.
[11:00] Catherine
And now, Mr. Scientist, I've been able to
raise the continent of Mo thanks to you.
[11:07] Catherine
I'm grateful.
[11:09] Goro
You used me!
[11:11] Catherine
Don't you remember? I told you,
I understand how scientists feel.
[11:16] Catherine
And naturally...
[11:18] Catherine
I know how to most
effectively manipulate them.
[11:22] Catherine
Right?
[11:25] Jiro
Never mind that! Just step back now!
[11:28] Catherine
Don't look so upset.
[11:31] Catherine
Aren't we all countrymen,
with the same branding?
[11:36] Goro
Is that... the same...?
[11:49] Jiro
That's right.
[11:51] Jiro
She's just like us. A Motarian,
born here on the continent of Mo.
[11:58] Goro
Even the chief?
[12:00] Goro
Then... everyone but me...?
[12:09] Edward
No, I'm human.
[12:13] Catherine
Correct. Excluding the two of you,
everyone here is a Motarian.
[12:17] Catherine
And since we're all from the
same place, let's get along.
[12:21] Jiro
Enough talk! I won't let you activate Ra Mo!
[12:25] Edward
Ra Mo?
[12:27] Goro
Ra Mo... I believe in the Moren epics,
[12:30] Goro
that was the name of the supreme deity...
[12:32] Goro
Ra Mo, the sun god.
[12:35] Catherine
Exactly.
[12:37] Catherine
In ancient times, the Motarians
used their advanced technology
[12:42] Catherine
to create a machine more powerful
than the sun god, Ra Mo.
[12:46] Goro
More than a sun god?!
[12:52] Catherine
Ed.
[12:54] Catherine
What I really want...
[12:59] Catherine
is to activate Ra Mo!
[13:08] Jiro
Don't do it, Catherine!
[13:26] Taro
What the...?
[13:27] Jiro
I've never actually seen it before, either.
[13:29] Goro
What manner of device is it?
[13:34] Catherine
Ra Mo... is a device
for eradicating humanity.
[13:40] Edward
Eradicating... humanity?
[13:44] Catherine
I am the reincarnation of my
ancestors, who created Ra Mo.
[13:49] Catherine
Which is why I have an obligation
to inherit their agenda!
[13:53] Jiro
Then I have a duty to stop Ra Mo!
[13:57] Taro
And it's my duty to protect the prince!
[14:00] Goro
Eradicating humanity? But why?!
[14:05] Catherine
I suppose our resident scientist
wasn't able to figure that part out.
[14:10] Catherine
Why don't you tell him?
[14:18] Jiro
Long ago, on the Mo Continent,
the Motarians lived in peace.
[14:25] (Flashback) King
The view from here never ceases to amaze.
[14:29] (Flashback) Jiro
The wind feels nice!
[14:31] (Flashback) Jiro
Hey, why don't we go out this afternoon?
[14:34] (Flashback) Taro
That sounds lovely, Prince.
[14:37] Jiro
She was a loyal and wise advisor
who served my father.
[14:43] Jiro
But... unknown to me and my father,
she had been planning something unthinkable.
[14:52] (Flashback) King
Eradicate humanity?!
[14:55] (Flashback) Catherine
Yes! Ra Mo is ready for activation!
[14:58] (Flashback) Catherine
I believe we should engage it
as soon as possible.
[15:02] (Flashback) King
What has gotten into you?!
We can't do something so dangerous!
[15:06] (Flashback) Catherine
Are you not aware of what
is happening on the surface, sire?
[15:11] (Flashback) Catherine
The humans engage in endless wars.
[15:15] (Flashback) Catherine
They are barbarians, caught in
an unending cycle of violence!
[15:19] (Flashback) Catherine
The world no longer needs them!
[15:22] (Flashback) King
It is not our place to judge!
[15:25] (Flashback) King
Eradicating humanity would be playing god!
[15:28] (Flashback) Catherine
Which is why I used the name
of the sun god, Ra Mo!
[15:34] (Flashback) Catherine
It's only a matter of time before
our peace is engulfed by their fighting.
[15:39] (Flashback) Catherine
We must unleash the wrath
of the sun god upon the humans!
[15:45] Jiro
Afterward, the Motarians were divided
[15:48] Jiro
between those in favor of and
those against activating Ra Mo.
[15:54] Goro
The king was right!
[15:56] Goro
Even with all of the conflict,
[15:59] Goro
no one has the right to
exterminate all of humanity!
[16:03] Catherine
Maybe if it was a human
considering the choice.
[16:07] Catherine
But we wield the advanced technology
of a superior civilization! We are better!
[16:13] Catherine
And it's that power that gives us
a responsibility to protect this planet!
[16:18] Taro
What a joke...
[16:21] Taro
This is why I've always hated this
"advanced civilization, over-technology" crap.
[16:26] Taro
You always get jerks who're convinced
they get to do whatever they want
[16:30] Taro
if they have the power to back it up.
[16:33] Catherine
How dare you?!
[16:35] Taro
The best thing in life is to chill out
and do things normally.
[16:38] Saburo
I am in full agreement.
[16:43] Catherine
I don't care what any of you say.
I will carry out the duty I've inherited!
[16:48] Jiro
You'd be making the same mistake as before!
[16:52] Jiro
That was why my father chose
to sink the Mo Continent!
[16:57] Jiro
To lock Ra Mo away
so that it would not be used!
[17:00] Jiro
He chose to coexist with humanity.
[17:09] Goro
And that's why the continent
vanished into the sea overnight?
[17:13] Jiro
Before sinking the land, he arranged
for our people to be reborn among humans.
[17:20] Jiro
I have reincarnated time and again
in order to ensure Ra Mo is never used.
[17:27] Jiro
And...
[17:29] Jiro
Now, after over ten thousand years,
[17:31] Jiro
most of our kind do not realize
they ever were Motarians.
[17:37] Jiro
Much like how I didn't
remember, until recently.
[17:40] Catherine
It was the same for me.
[17:44] Catherine
That moment... was when I remembered
my true form and my true destiny.
[17:51] Catherine
Everything else went
as you're all aware of...
[17:54] Catherine
I continued my research into the Mo Continent
before calling that press conference.
[17:59] Goro
Then the reason you chose
that building for the office...
[18:02] Catherine
Of course. Because I knew the mechanism
for raising the continent was in the basement.
[18:07] (Flashback) Catherine
This is it.
[18:10] (Flashback) Catherine
This is what I was looking for!
[18:12] Catherine
Not only that, but I learned
[18:14] Catherine
that the reincarnated prince of the
Mo Continent was living in the cafe...
[18:20] Catherine
And for whatever reason,
[18:22] Catherine
I encountered the rest of you, as well.
[18:27] Taro
You had it figured out that far back?!
[18:29] Catherine
Which is why I kept you all nearby,
where I could watch you.
[18:39] Taro
You actually had us bugged?!
[18:41] Catherine
I did.
[18:43] Catherine
And I had you gathering MOParts under the
premise of doing stories for the magazine.
[18:49] Catherine
All because of the foolish choice
that your father, the king, made.
[18:56] Catherine
It's become clear to me since
reincarnating into this era...
[19:00] Catherine
These vulgar, base humans who
pursue nothing but their own greed...
[19:06] Edward
Four Tune...
[19:08] Catherine
Even after all this time,
they repeat the same mistakes.
[19:13] Catherine
I know for certain now that
your father was wrong!
[19:18] Catherine
Humans are the cruelest creatures alive.
[19:21] Catherine
And this planet does not need them.
[19:24] Catherine
I will activate Ra Mo to rid us of humanity!
[19:28] Jiro
I won't let you!
[19:30] Taro
Hold it, Catherine!
[19:32] Taro
Did you seriously only run
into awful people?!
[19:34] Catherine
That's right!
[19:36] Taro
Then what about him?
[19:42] Taro
He followed you all the way here...
[19:45] Taro
That has to mean, if nothing else,
that he trusts you!
[19:50] Taro
And you don't care if he's gone, too?!
[19:55] Perch
The boss...
[19:57] Noin
Would be gone?
[19:58] Taro
That's gotta be included in the
"exterminate humans" deal, right?!
[20:05] Edward
Do not let them mislead you, Four Tune!
[20:08] Edward
You... should do what you believe is right!
[20:12] Catherine
That... that's right!
[20:14] Catherine
I've worked for so long to see
my mission accomplished...
[20:19] Edward
Indeed you have, Four Tune.
[20:21] Edward
For the longest time, I have stood
by your side through your efforts.
[20:25] Edward
Which is why, no matter the situation...
[20:28] Edward
I will stand with you.
[20:31] Catherine
Ed...
[20:37] Jiro
Don't!
[20:44] Edward
Do it, Four Tune!
[20:46] Edward
It doesn't matter what happens to me!
I'd be honored to vanish for your sake!
[20:51] Edward
Now!
[21:21] Taro
Is this...
[21:22] Goro
Could it be?
[21:24] Jiro
The timer until the end of the world,
brought to us by the sun god, Ra Mo.
[21:28] Taro
Huh...
[21:33] Goro
That's... a map of the world!
[21:37] Saburo
Well, I've got a real bad feeling about this.
[21:41] Jiro
Right. Once the last of the sand falls...
[21:46] Jiro
Mankind will be wiped out.
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
SIGN Delusional Monthly Magazine
[23:25] Saburo
We've got a retro storyline coming
at you with a modern style,
[23:28] Saburo
and next up is the finale!
[23:30] Saburo
Aw, I hate to say goodbye!
[23:32] Saburo
Delusional Monthly Magazine Issue 12:
The Unbelievable World, In Motion!
SIGN Issue 12:
The Unbelievable World, In Motion!
[23:36] Saburo
I gotta admit, this is beyond
any amount of roaring now.
E12 - The Unbelievable World, In Motion!
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[00:29] Taro
Is this...
[00:30] Goro
Could it be?
[00:31] Jiro
The timer until the end of the world,
brought to us by the sun god, Ra Mo.
[00:35] Taro
Huh...
[00:40] Goro
That's... a map of the world!
[00:44] Saburo
Well, I've got a real bad feeling about this.
[00:48] Jiro
Right. Once the last of the sands fall...
[00:53] Jiro
Mankind will be wiped out.
SIGN Issue 12:
The Unbelievable World, In Motion!
[01:09] Taro
Damn it! Can't we stop this thing?
[01:12] Jiro
Father told me that once Ra Mo
is activated, it can't be stopped.
[01:18] Catherine
Ed... I-I...
[01:21] Edward
Don't worry. You were right.
This is for the best.
[01:28] Catherine
Ed!
[01:30] Twins
Boss!
[01:31] Goro
He's about to vanish!
[01:34] Saburo
So are you, actually.
[01:41] Jiro
My father also warned me about this:
the countdown until mankind's eradicated!
[01:47] Goro
R-Remarkable... then this same phenomenon
is happening to all of humanity...
[01:53] Goro
That's so over-scientific!
[01:56] Taro
Quit being impressed!
Humanity's about to be wiped out!
[02:01] Saburo
Even the cafe's owner...
[02:04] Saburo
That old-timer took such
good care of me, too.
[02:07] Taro
Come on, Goro, can't you
science us up a way out of this?
[02:11] Catherine
It's pointless. Human science
would be powerless in the face
[02:16] Catherine
of the super-advanced technology
from the Mo Continent.
[02:22] Jiro
No. There might be one way.
[02:26] Jiro
The entire Mo Continent
needs to be destroyed.
[02:30] Taro
The whole continent?
[02:32] Goro
It can be destroyed?
[02:35] Jiro
My father sunk the continent into the sea
so that Ra Mo would be out of reach.
[02:41] Jiro
And now it's my turn to do the same.
[02:45] Jiro
So that we can stop Ra Mo.
[02:48] Goro
B-But are you sure?
This place is your home...
[02:52] Jiro
It's fine. Because this is the reason...
[02:57] Jiro
I've been reborn so many times.
[03:02] Goro
Understood. Tell us
what we need to do, Jiro!
[03:06] Jiro
I'm not sure.
[03:08] Jiro
He never told me that.
[03:11] Jiro
I'm not sure how my father
sank the continent.
[03:16] Saburo
Well, the next tower over has the royal
chamber in it. Maybe there's a hint in there?
[03:21] Saburo
I'll go check!
[03:26] Saburo
We can't even run now.
[03:37] Saburo
Wait a sec...
[03:38] Goro
Saburo? What is it?
[03:40] Saburo
Well, I think this is
a message for the prince.
[03:46] Jiro
What's it say?!
[03:47] Saburo
The only part I can read is "Dear Prince."
[03:51] Jiro
It's written in a code...
[03:54] Jiro
Maybe this shows how
to sink the Mo Continent!
[03:59] Edward
I won't let that happen!
[04:03] Taro
Don't do it!
[04:23] Catherine
Ed!
[04:24] Catherine
Ed... Ed, Ed please!
[04:27] Catherine
Ed... don't do this to me, Ed...
[04:31] Catherine
Ed!
[04:37] Catherine
No!
[04:43] Twins
Boss...
[04:54] Catherine
No one is stopping Ra Mo.
[04:58] Catherine
I won't let you!
[05:03] Catherine
I can just destroy your tablet!
[05:07] Goro
Jiro!
[05:08] Jiro
Goro, you need to figure out what it says!
[05:10] Goro
Right!
[05:12] Jiro
I know the code already!
[05:14] Jiro
You can smash the tablet, but you'll
need to take me down anyway!
[05:18] Catherine
Damn you!
[05:21] Taro
Jiro!
[05:23] Perch
If you want to protect your prince...
[05:25] Noin
You've gotta get past us first!
[05:40] Noin
Thoughts as clear as serene waters!
[05:43] Perch
Empty your mind!
[05:44] Twins
Fusion!
[05:56] Taro
Are you for real?!
[05:59] Twins
You're like a little ant compared to us now!
[06:04] Taro
Put me down!
[06:05] Twins
Is that what you want?
[06:09] Twins
Here you go, then!
[06:14] Saburo
Is that a panda...?
[06:18] Goro
This string of characters...
there has to be some pattern to it.
[06:30] Taro
Oh, you're gonna pay for that!
[06:33] Twins
Funny thing for an insect to say!
[06:42] Saburo
This is bad!
[06:44] Jiro
Taro...
[07:14] Taro
Bigger isn't better!
[07:15] Twins
Dammit...
[07:27] Taro
I'm on the way, Jiro!
[07:30] Twins
We don't think so!
[07:42] Goro
Then if I make the connection here...
[07:45] Goro
Mo Molu... Morea Mo Sera Sera...
[07:49] Goro
I see! I know how to decipher it now!
[08:00] Twins
This fight is over!
[08:04] Twins
Get crushed!
[08:15] Twins
Wh-What?!
[08:32] Saburo
Well, damn! How can I not sing
after seeing all that?
[08:40] Goro
That's it!
[08:41] Goro
So, Mo Molu refers to the Mo Continent's
royal family, and Morea is their symbol...
[08:46] Goro
If I put that together, it says to place
the royal family's symbol upon Mo Sera Sera...
[08:50] Goro
Mo Sera Sera! That's the last part I need.
[08:53] Saburo
Mo, Mo, Mo...Mo Sera Sera, Moala, Moana!
[09:00] Saburo
Ra Mo, Ra Mo!
[09:03] Goro
Saburo!
[09:04] Saburo
What's up?
[09:05] Goro
You just sung the words Mo Sera Sera, right?!
[09:08] Saburo
Sorry about that. I was in a cheering mood...
[09:11] Goro
What's that mean?! "Mo Sera Sera"!
[09:14] Saburo
Uh, well, it's kinda like...
[09:18] Saburo
The highest point, or at the top.
Something like that.
[09:22] Goro
The top...
[09:24] Goro
The symbol of the royal family, at the top...
[09:27] Goro
Jiro's from the royal family.
[09:29] Goro
Then the top would be...
[09:59] Goro
I've got it!
[10:00] Goro
That must be the top it's referring to!
[10:08] Catherine
You're finished, Prince!
[10:12] Taro
Jiro!
[10:23] Taro
You okay, Jiro?!
[10:26] Goro
Taro! It's at the highest
point of the castle!
[10:29] Goro
That's where the mechanism
to sink the Mo Continent is!
[10:32] Taro
Seriously?!
[10:35] Goro
The plate says that the symbol of the royal
family needs to be used at Mo Sera Sera.
[10:40] Goro
In other words, something
at the very top of the castle
[10:43] Goro
needs the approval of the royal family!
[10:47] Goro
And Jiro is the only one here
who has any kind of royal authority!
[10:54] Goro
We're running out of time!
Jiro, you need to hurry to the apex!
[10:58] Taro
Okay, let's go!
[10:59] Jiro
Right...!
[11:16] Goro
Taro. Jiro.
[11:28] Catherine
Ed... I'm sorry.
[11:56] Jiro
Ow...!
[11:59] Jiro
This must be it!
[12:01] Goro
I think... it may be too late.
[12:04] Goro
Saburo. Thank you for everything.
[12:08] Goro
Give my regards to Taro and Jiro.
[12:12] Saburo
You can tell them yourself! Don't give up!
[12:18] Jiro
The symbol of the royal family...
[12:26] Taro
Jiro! Did you find it?!
[13:00] Saburo
You're back!
[13:01] Goro
Thank goodness!
[13:03] Saburo
They did it!
[13:05] Goro
It looks like Taro and Jiro made it in time!
[13:07] Saburo
Sure does!
[13:14] Saburo
Well, that's not good.
[13:16] Goro
Just when I was feeling relieved!
[13:21] Taro
We gotta go, now!
[13:23] Goro
Taro!
[13:24] Jiro
This place is going to sink!
[13:26] Goro
But how do we escape?
[13:28] Goro
I don't think we can make it to the portal
we came here through in time!
[13:40] Saburo
Since we're out of options,
I'll give you a lift.
[14:00] Goro
That's... the legendary Mo Mo Bird!
[14:04] Saburo
Hop on already! Clock's ticking!
[14:07] Goro
R-Right!
[14:13] Goro
You too, Taro!
[14:14] Taro
Come on, you two!
[14:17] Catherine
No. I'm going to stay here with Ed.
[14:21] Taro
What are you talking about, Catherine?!
[14:23] Catherine
I'll sink with the Mo Continent.
[14:26] Catherine
I've got no interest in the
human world if Ed isn't there.
[14:30] Taro
Dammit! Quit being melodramatic
and get on the bird!
[14:33] Catherine
Wait—
[15:04] Taro
All that trouble to raise it and it goes
back below after just a little while, huh...
[15:11] Jiro
It's fine. Even if it's gone,
I'll never forget the Mo Continent.
[15:16] Jiro
No matter how many times I'm reborn.
[15:19] Taro
Same here. I'm not forgetting any of this.
[15:53] Taro
I'm back to normal...
[15:57] Goro
Is it because the continent has sunk again?
[16:00] Jiro
We may never transform again.
[16:04] Catherine
Ed...
[16:08] Twins
Boss...
[16:20] Jiro
I've never tried this on someone
hurt so badly before, but...
[16:32] Taro
Jiro...
[16:47] Catherine
Ed!
[16:48] Twins
Boss!
[16:49] Edward
Four Tune? What happened to me?
[16:52] Catherine
Thank goodness!
[16:54] Twins
The boss is back!
[16:56] Twins
Thank goodness!
[16:56] Taro
Nice work.
[16:58] Twins
We were so worried!
[16:58] Goro
That was incredible, Jiro! Brilliant!
[17:03] Taro
Whoa, you okay there?!
[17:06] Jiro
Probably shouldn't have done
that on an empty stomach...
[17:08] Taro
Don't scare us like that, man!
[17:12] Goro
I'm so relieved!
[17:22] Rock
Already nighttime?
[17:24] Crowd
What was that?!
[17:26] Crowd
It sank into the sea!
[17:27] Crowd
Do you think that was the Mo Continent?
[17:29] Goro
Look! Everyone's starting
to believe in the Mo Continent!
[17:33] Taro
Well, yeah, after what they just saw.
[17:36] Jiro
Seriously.
[17:39] Catherine
Say, Ed...
[17:41] Edward
Yes? What is it?
[17:43] Catherine
I think I'd like some hot cocoa.
[17:48] Edward
Of course. Let's go and get some.
[17:52] Edward
Would you two like some?
[17:54] Catherine
It's really good.
[17:58] Twins
Sure, boss!
[18:11] Goro
Now, it's time to begin our editorial meeting
for next month's issue of Moso Science!
[18:17] Goro
Oh, it's gonna be so over-scientific!
[18:20] Taro
Oh, put a sock in it, man.
[18:23] Jiro
That's a good sundae...
[18:26] Goro
Come on, everyone, are you even listening?
[18:29] Goro
We're having an editorial meeting!
[18:32] Taro
Why are you calling it, though?
[18:35] Jiro
And isn't the magazine on an indefinite hiatus,
with the editorial team being broken up?
[18:41] Taro
What Jiro said.
[18:43] Taro
This time I'm gonna actually
find a wife with Nancy's help
[18:48] Taro
and move on to my life's true calling:
supporting my beloved!
[18:54] Goro
I'm afraid not!
[18:55] Goro
You're all going to be working here still!
[18:59] Taro
What are you talking about?
[19:00] Goro
Monthly Moso Science is relaunching
with a new editor-in-chief
[19:04] Goro
and will be continuing as
New Monthly Moso Science!
[19:08] Goro
And that editor-in-chief
is none other than...
[19:12] Goro
Yours truly!
[19:15] Goro
Who the hell made that call?
[19:17] Jiro
I approve!
[19:18] Jiro
We're gonna have higher circulation
than ever under new chief editor Goro!
[19:23] Taro
Are you serious, Jiro?
[19:25] Taro
Besides, I don't buy it.
[19:27] Goro
Then take a look at this!
SIGN Letter of Appointment
Mr. Goro Sato
[19:29] Taro
An appointment letter?
[19:32] Taro
And this is Catherine's signature.
[19:34] Goro
It is! The genuine article, in fact.
[19:37] Taro
The thing is, Catherine was an alias, right?
[19:40] Taro
And her real name is Four Tune.
[19:43] Taro
Which means this isn't valid.
[19:47] Taro
That being the case, there's no chief editor,
and the magazine's still on break!
[19:51] Goro
Aw, no!
[19:53] Goro
Saburo, say something, please!
[19:57] Goro
Other than woof!
[19:59] Jiro
But considering she was the chief
editor using her Catherine identity...
[20:02] Jiro
I think that means it might be legit.
[20:04] Goro
That's it! Of course! Well said, Jiro!
[20:07] Taro
Even if that's the case,
[20:09] Taro
with the Mo Continent sunk,
what story is Goro gonna chase now?
[20:13] Taro
There's no real motivation
to keep the magazine going.
[20:17] Goro
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure!
[20:24] Taro
What's supposed to be on the TV...?
[20:27] Jiro/Taro
Four Tune!
[20:28] Edward
Thank you all for coming today.
[20:31] Edward
I am the CEO of the White
Pegasus Company, Edward Chi.
[20:31] Sign
White Pegasus HQ
[20:36] Edward
And today I'm here to
introduce an announcement
[20:39] Edward
from Dr. Four Tune, a scientist
employed by our company.
[20:46] Catherine
Yes. With the help of my trusted
comrades and continued research...
[20:53] Catherine
I've discovered there are other lost advanced
civilizations, apart from the Mo Continent!
[21:00] Catherine
They belong to the Ma Continent, Mi
Continent, Mu Continent, and Me Continent...
[21:05] Catherine
With each of the separate landmasses
having their own distinct civilization!
[21:12] Catherine
The Mo Continent was nothing more than
our first glimpse of the M-Continents!
[21:17] Taro
So there's more than just the Mo Continent?!
[21:20] Jiro
I didn't know about that either!
[21:24] Goro
See?! And that just proves the world
remains full of unsolved mysteries!
[21:28] Goro
Mysteries that we have a duty to investigate!
[21:32] Jiro
Right! We've got lots of work left to do!
[21:34] Goro
Correct! It's so over...
[21:36] Jiro
Over-scientific!
[21:39] Goro
Oh, I think that's the first time
you've said that, Jiro!
[21:42] Jiro
You can pick up all kinds
of stuff through osmosis, huh?
[21:45] Jiro
Since we're relaunching the magazine anyway,
[21:47] Jiro
maybe we should try and
popularize the phrase, too!
[21:50] Goro
Oh, by all means!
[21:52] Taro
Aw, man... There's no way this goes well.
[21:55] Catherine
I hope you'll all look forward to further
announcements regarding the M-Continents.
SIGN Very
Good Luck
It's a
big world
out there!
[22:06] Taro
"It's a big world out there," huh?