# E10 - How to Kill God
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**[00:01] Catarina**
I'm taking over as babysitter.
**[00:05] Catarina**
Although, I doubt you're gonna believe me.
**[00:11] Catarina**
If you hand him over quietly,
we won't hurt him.
**[00:16] Clara**
That is not going to happen.
**[00:18] Juras**
Then we'll just take him.
**[00:22] Ferdinand**
Damn you intruders!
You shall face me, Ferdinand!
**[00:29] Clara**
Ferdinand!
**[00:32] Catarina**
Right, so we're taking him.
**[00:36] Clara**
Wait! I'm going with you.
**[00:41] Catarina**
What did you just say?
**[00:43] Clara**
If you intend on taking the baby,
then I'm coming with you!
**[00:49] Juras**
You're worth nothing to us.
The brat is hostage enough.
**[00:54] Clara**
I doubt you people know
how to change diapers.
**[00:58] Clara**
If you're taking him, I'm going as well.
**[01:00] Clara**
And if that doesn't suit you,
then he stays right here.
**[01:04] Juras**
Should I kill her?
**[01:06] Catarina**
Oh, it's fine. Let's just take her.
**[01:08] Juras**
What?
**[01:09] Catarina**
I mean, she does have a point.
**[01:12] Catarina**
And we need the little dear to last
until we get what we want.
**[01:17] Ferdinand**
C-Clara...
**[01:19] Clara**
Ferdinand!
**[01:21] Clara**
Inform the master of what's
transpired upon his return.
**[01:26] Clara**
Tell him that I will ensure
Master Ul's safety.
**[02:33] Sign**
Delico's Nursery
**[03:01] Dino**
You're saying that Pendulum took Ul?
**[03:06] Ferdinand**
Y-Yes. I tried to fight them off
but fell short...
**[03:06] Sign**
How to Kill God
**[03:12] Ferdinand**
I'm ever so sorry.
**[03:16] Henrique**
We're really paying for not nabbing
them at their hideout.
**[03:19] Gerhard**
But how did they know where to go?
**[03:22] Gerhard**
No one should know
about this place except for us.
**[03:25] Theodore**
It's our fault.
**[03:27] Dino**
What do you mean by that, Theodore?
**[03:31] Theodore**
We kept asking them to take us home...
**[03:38] (Flashback) Elena**
Hey, Kiki!
**[03:40] (Flashback) Kiki**
Yeah? What's up?
**[03:41] (Flashback) Elena**
This place is boring!
**[03:43] (Flashback) Lucia**
I think so too!
**[03:45] (Flashback) Theodore**
How long must we stay here?
**[03:48] (Flashback) Kiki**
What? You wanna go home?
**[03:51] (Flashback) Theodore**
Yes.
**[03:53] (Flashback) Angelico**
I want to go home too. Don't you, Raphael?
**[03:58] (Flashback) Raphael**
Yeah. I need to apologize.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Kiki**
Apologize for what?
**[04:03] (Flashback) Raphael**
I took Ul outside without asking,
and that's why Grandpa's house burned down.
**[04:09] (Flashback) Raphael**
If Ul's hurt, then I...
**[04:15] (Flashback) Kiki**
Whoa, come on! No crying!
**[04:19] (Flashback) Catarina**
All right.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Catarina**
We'll take you kids home.
**[04:23] (Flashback) Angelico**
Really?
**[04:24] (Flashback) Catarina**
Sure. We'll have your daddies
come and pick you up.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Catarina**
There's just one problem, though.
We don't know where you all live.
**[04:33] (Flashback) Elena**
Well, right now, we live at Clara's house!
**[04:37] (Flashback) Catarina**
Clara?
**[04:38] (Flashback) Lucia**
She cooks super tasty food!
**[04:42] (Flashback) Catarina**
My, that sounds nice.
**[04:48] Theodore**
That's how they knew about this place!
**[04:52] Theodore**
Because we kept going on about going home...
**[04:56] Dino**
You needn't worry.
**[04:58] Dino**
We'll get Ul back.
**[05:01] Dino**
Isn't that right, Sir Dali?
**[05:04] Dali**
Of course it is.
**[05:06] Henrique**
So, hey, anyone else hungry?
**[05:09] Gerhard**
Come to think of it, we haven't
had anything since this morning.
**[05:14] Dali**
Well, gentlemen, why don't we
share a nice meal with the children?
**[06:19] Gerhard**
We failed to capture two of them,
Shad Juras and Catarina.
**[06:24] Gerhard**
The two that were detained, Kiki and
Abraham, are undergoing questioning.
**[06:30] Dino**
Their leader, Keith, was unconscious
at the time of arrest and remains so.
**[06:36] Dino**
He's currently being treated at a Blood
Pact hospital under heavy security.
**[06:41] Henrique**
So as soon as he wakes up,
we'll interrogate him too.
**[06:45] Dino**
I don't think that's in the cards.
**[06:47] Henrique**
How come?
**[06:48] Dino**
According to the doctors,
**[06:50] Dino**
he's bereft of any of the somatic
reflexes that would indicate life.
**[06:55] Henrique**
Meaning he's not in any shape
to be answering questions...
**[06:59] Gerhard**
Indeed. So for now, we'll have to try
to track down Juras and Catarina.
**[07:05] Dali**
Let's assume they have
Lord Johannes, Clara, and Ul.
**[07:12] Dino**
We can also infer their destination based
on the testimony of that Kiki girl.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Kiki**
It's like I told you.
Johannes already spilled the beans.
**[07:24] (Flashback) Kiki**
About TRUMP being at the Clan.
**[07:26] (Flashback) Dali**
I have trouble believing the head of
the Vlad Agency would fold so easily.
**[07:31] (Flashback) Kiki**
I mean, I would've protected the kids
even if he hadn't.
**[07:35] (Flashback) Kiki**
After all, I love them all so very much!
**[07:40] (Flashback) Kiki**
This is part of your cocoon phase, isn't it?
**[07:42] (Flashback) Kiki**
Yep, that's right, Dali Delico.
**[07:45] (Flashback) Kiki**
I love you too.
I always have, and I always will!
**[07:51] (Flashback) Dali**
Not once your cocoon phase ends.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Kiki**
No, it's *because* my cocoon
phase will never end.
**[07:57] (Flashback) Kiki**
It's going to last forever!
**[08:00] (Flashback) Dali**
All you're doing is using these
to revert to your cocoon phase.
**[08:03] (Flashback) Dali**
Once they wear off, you'll be
joining our ranks as an adult Vamp.
**[08:10] (Flashback) Kiki**
It's kinda funny, though.
**[08:13] (Flashback) Kiki**
Who'd have guessed the god of all Vampkind
is working at the Clan as a teacher?
**[08:20] (Flashback) Henrique**
Well, it's hard to imagine what might
be going through a deity's mind.
**[08:24] (Flashback) Kiki**
Juras is after the TRUE OF VAMP.
**[08:27] (Flashback) Kiki**
I have no idea why our boss let him
join us, but I can tell you this much...
**[08:35] (Flashback) Kiki**
I even love that jerk.
**[08:37] (Flashback) Kiki**
I have so much love for the whole world,
I feel like I'm going crazy!
**[08:43] Henrique**
Even so, security at the Clan is pretty tight.
**[08:46] Henrique**
I can't imagine they'd really
just let someone slip in.
**[08:51] Dino**
Except we're nearly upon a special occasion
where the ever-so-cloistered Clan opens up...
**[08:59] Gerhard**
The Clan Festival.
**[09:00] Dali**
Yes, that's right.
**[09:02] Dali**
The Clan's annual tradition allowing
its students to showcase their talents.
**[09:08] Dali**
On this day alone do the Clan's
tightly locked doors open up for visitors.
**[09:14] Gerhard**
For outsiders looking to sneak in,
it's a one-of-a-kind opportunity.
**[09:21] Dino**
If they impersonate guests, they'll be
able to waltz right through the front door.
**[09:26] Dali**
I'd say there's a considerable
likelihood they strike that day.
**[09:30] Dali**
And we can't afford to let them
meet the TRUE OF VAMP.
**[09:33] Henrique**
Our god's a delicate one, after all.
**[09:36] Dali**
The trouble never ends when you're
dealing with such a high-maintenance deity.
**[09:50] Gerhart**
Dali...
**[09:54] Gerhart**
We're going to get Ul back.
**[09:56] Dali**
Where's this coming from?
**[09:59] Dali**
It's not just Ul. We'll save
Lord Johannes and Clara too.
**[10:04] Dali**
Won't we?
**[10:05] Dino**
Sir Dali...
**[10:07] Dino**
You have our gratitude for risking your life
not just to save our children,
**[10:11] Dino**
but every one of us, as well. Thank you.
**[10:15] Dali**
The feeling is mutual.
**[10:17] Gerhard**
True. Ul may as well be our collective son.
**[10:21] Dino**
We will save him. Our pride as
aristocrats demands nothing less.
**[10:26] Gerhard**
Noblesse oblige.
**[10:29] Dali**
Right.
**[10:32] Quartet**
Noblesse oblige.
**[10:36] Anjelico**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[10:40] Theodore**
Sh-Shh! Keep it down. They'll hear us,
**[10:45] Henrique**
If you wander around at night,
you'll run into a ghost!
**[10:49] Henrique**
What's wrong? It's awful late
for you kids to be up.
**[10:54] Theodore**
Well, it's just that...
**[10:56] Lucia**
Papa!
**[10:57] Elena**
We can't sleep.
**[10:58] Raphael**
Um... I couldn't either.
**[11:01] Anjelico**
Yeah, me too.
**[11:03] Lucia**
Theodore probably couldn't either.
**[11:05] Henrique**
Well, that's no good.
**[11:08] Dino**
Considering what they've been through,
it's no surprise they're wound up.
**[11:12] Dali**
Then why don't we read to you
until you fall asleep?
**[11:16] Raphael**
Really?
**[11:19] Dali**
Certainly. I would never lie.
**[11:22] Dali**
Would I, Gerhard?
**[11:25] Gerhard**
Yes, you're certainly right.
**[11:26] Twins**
Yay!
**[11:29] Twins**
Which book should we pick?
**[11:31] Twins**
Let's see, um...
**[11:31] Dali**
There's no need to go snooping.
We'll make sure Ul is safe.
**[11:33] Twins**
That one!
**[11:34] Twins**
Yeah!
**[11:35] Theodore**
R-Right.
**[11:44] Johannes**
What do you intend to do
once you find the TRUE OF VAMP?
**[11:48] Juras**
Kill them.
**[11:50] Johannes**
Well, that's a strange idea.
**[11:54] Johannes**
How do you plan on killing an immortal god?
**[11:59] Juras**
I've got a plan, believe me.
**[12:04] Juras**
Let me show you the inside of your mind.
**[12:10] Sign**
Delico's Nursery
**[12:21] Johannes**
What is this?
**[12:22] Juras**
We're inside your mind.
**[12:25] Johannes**
What?
**[12:26] Juras**
A symptom of my cocoon phase is the
ability to enter the minds of people I touch.
**[12:32] Juras**
It would've been nice to get the answers
I needed out of you this way,
**[12:36] Juras**
but the mind is even more
complicated than you'd guess.
**[12:40] Juras**
All I can really do is observe the mental
landscape that's already present.
**[12:45] Johannes**
Well, given how often one's
own mind is a mystery to them,
**[12:49] Johannes**
it stands to reason the minds of others
would be no simpler.
**[12:52] Juras**
This power left me when my cocoon
phase ended and I became an adult,
**[12:58] Juras**
but thanks to Pendulum,
as you can see, I've recovered it.
**[13:02] Juras**
As worthless as it tends to be.
**[13:16] (Flashback) Shad**
This is Rosa's mind...
**[13:19] (Flashback) Carlo**
Hey, Rosa.
**[13:21] (Flashback) Carlo**
Nice weather today.
**[13:23] (Flashback) Shad**
Carlo?
**[13:24] (Flashback) Carlo**
I'm going fishing with
Shad and the others soon.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Carlo**
Would you like to join us?
**[13:29] (Flashback) Carlo**
We dhampirs don't live long.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Carlo**
Which is why I think we should
make the most of the life we have.
**[13:36] (Flashback) Carlo**
Rosa! Rosa! Rosa! Rosa!
**[13:38] (Flashback) Carlo**
Rosa! Rosa! Rosa! Rosa!
Rosa! Rosa! Rosa!
**[13:39] Shad**
Please stop!
**[13:42] (Flashback) Rosa**
Do you see now?
**[13:44] (Flashback) Rosa**
My mind is filled with thoughts of Carlo.
**[13:49] Johannes**
What a tragic power.
**[13:51] Juras**
Agreed. But every tool has its use.
**[13:55] Juras**
The mind is a delicate thing.
If you push it, it will shut down.
**[14:00] Juras**
It can even be destroyed...
**[14:03] Juras**
There are types of death
beyond the physical.
**[14:05] Juras**
A dead mind means the body serves no purpose.
**[14:09] Juras**
The mind is the foundation
of all living creatures.
**[14:13] Juras**
Even an immortal, undying god must
have one in order to be alive.
**[14:19] Juras**
You can kill the mind
without killing the body.
**[14:22] Juras**
Which is how I'm going to kill TRUMP.
**[14:24] Juras**
Not physically, but mentally.
**[14:27] Juras**
And with its mind destroyed,
**[14:30] Juras**
the god of Vamps will go on "living" as
a mentally blank chunk of immortal flesh
**[14:34] Juras**
for all eternity.
**[14:36] Juras**
That will be my vengeance.
**[14:41] Clara**
There, there.
**[14:45] Catarina**
I see he's stopped crying.
**[14:47] Clara**
Yes. I have to say, you're very kind.
**[14:52] Clara**
Considering I could've screamed
for help from here.
**[14:57] Catarina**
I mean, I get tired of Juras yelling
about how he hates listening to little Ul cry.
**[15:02] Catarina**
Besides, if you'd tried anything funny,
you'd have been dead in a heartbeat.
**[15:07] Clara**
What a dreadful thing to say.
**[15:10] Catarina**
He really is a cutie.
**[15:12] Clara**
You were too, once.
**[15:15] Catarina**
Who, me?
**[15:16] Clara**
Yes, we all were.
**[15:19] Clara**
Spending our days sleeping
peacefully away in someone's arms...
**[15:24] Catarina**
I hate to break it to you,
but I was abandoned at birth.
**[15:29] Catarina**
I can't remember ever getting a single
restful night's sleep in my life.
**[15:33] Catarina**
Not everyone born into this world
is wanted. Luck's a big factor.
**[15:39] Clara**
Sounds like all the more reason
to enjoy your current life, then.
**[15:43] Catarina**
Oh, I am. In my own way.
**[15:47] Catarina**
Compared to Juras, at least,
I'm downright happy.
**[15:49] Clara**
He does seem to be in pain.
**[15:52] Catarina**
He doesn't have long left.
**[15:54] Catarina**
Because he's a dhampir.
**[15:56] Clara**
That's not what I mean.
**[15:58] Clara**
Just being alive seems seems
to be painful for him.
**[16:02] Catarina**
True enough.
**[16:03] Catarina**
He's been like that as long as I've known him.
**[16:06] Catarina**
You see, I was the one
tasked with training him.
**[16:11] Catarina**
It always seemed to me...
**[16:13] Catarina**
as if he embodied all the hate in the world.
**[16:18] Catarina**
He's a dhampir,
so he isn't long for this world.
**[16:23] Catarina**
I've known him for less than a year,
**[16:26] Catarina**
but the time we spent
together felt like decades.
**[16:33] Catarina**
And it was all in the name of
vengeance for Rosa.
**[16:37] Clara**
Rosa.
**[16:38] Catarina**
Someone Juras cared about.
**[16:40] Clara**
I see. That's a relief.
**[16:43] Catarina**
How, exactly?
**[16:45] Clara**
It means that even someone
like him felt love once.
**[16:52] Catarina**
You're right. It's enough
to make you jealous.
**[16:57] Catarina**
Oh my.
**[16:58] Catarina**
You're so little,
but you're already a gentleman.
**[17:04] Kate**
Unbelievable.
**[17:06] Kate**
Of all the inconsiderate,
self-absorbed nonsense...
**[17:10] Henrique**
Easy there. We couldn't
think of anyone else to ask.
**[17:15] Dino**
Entrusting the children
to the House Classico butler,
**[17:18] Dino**
Albrecht, will make this a simple matter.
**[17:21] Albrecht**
Of course, sir.
While you're gone, Lady Kate and I
**[17:24] Albrecht**
will guarantee the children's safety.
**[17:27] Kate**
Listen, you! I'd rather you
not go accepting on my behalf.
**[17:33] Elena**
Look, it's Mama!
**[17:35] Lucia**
Mama!
**[17:37] Elena**
Hey, Mama, you're going to
watch the house with us, right?!
**[17:40] Lucia**
Let's play tag!
**[17:42] Angelico**
No fair if only Lucia and Elena get to play!
**[17:45] Lucia**
Then you boys can play too!
**[17:48] Elena**
That'd be okay, wouldn't it, Mama?
**[17:52] Kate**
Oh, fine! I get it already, I do!
**[17:55] Kate**
Leave the kids to me,
and you gents go do what you need to.
**[17:59] Twins**
Yay!
**[18:01] Dali**
Right. We owe you for this.
**[18:04] Gerhard**
We know they'll be safe
in your hands, Lady Kate.
**[18:07] Henrique**
Thanks, Katie.
**[18:14] Clara**
What is this getup for?
**[18:17] Catarina**
Aristocratic Vamps from around the
world gather for the Clan Festival.
**[18:23] Catarina**
If we're going to sneak in,
dressing up is a must.
**[18:27] Johnannes**
But only people with invitations
can attend the Clan Festival.
**[18:32] Juras**
Pendulum has confirmed that your current
predicament is being kept under wraps.
**[18:39] Johannes**
Of course. If it got out that the head
of House Vlad was taken hostage,
**[18:43] Johannes**
it'd humiliate the Blood Pact Council.
**[18:48] Juras**
You'll be attending as a guest,
and we'll be joining you as your servants.
**[18:53] Johannes**
You make it sound so simple...
**[18:56] Catarina**
Well, whether or not little Ul
gets home safe depends on you.
**[19:00] Catarina**
So you're going to help us.
**[19:16] Elena**
Papa, you look so cool!
**[19:19] Albrecht**
It suits you well, sir.
**[19:22] Lucia**
Hey, Papa, where are you going?
**[19:24] Henrique**
Off to work.
**[19:25] Elena**
We wanna go too!
**[19:28] Henrique**
Sorry, but you can't.
**[19:32] Lucia**
Angelico and Raphael,
you want to go too, right?
**[19:36] Lucia**
Come on, please, take us with you!
**[19:39] Elena**
Pretty please!
**[19:42] Kate**
You two are staying here
and watching the house.
**[19:50] Henrique**
Well, this is no good.
**[19:51] Dino**
What should we do?
**[19:53] Dali**
A fine question...
**[19:57] Theodore**
Don't act so spoiled!
**[19:59] Theodore**
Our fathers have important
business to attend to.
**[20:02] Theodore**
And we can't get in their way.
**[20:05] Theodore**
I'll play with you instead, okay?
**[20:09] Lucia**
You wanna play, Theo?
**[20:11] Theodore**
Sure. Tag or hide and seek
or whatever you want.
**[20:14] Lucia**
Then I'll watch the house.
**[20:17] Elena**
Me too!
**[20:19] Lucia**
Let's go!
**[20:22] Theodore**
You can focus on your work
without worrying about us.
**[20:26] Theodore**
I'll protect Raphael,
Angelico, Lucia, and Elena.
**[20:31] Theodore**
Because I'm a proud aristocrat, too.
**[20:34] Dali**
Then that is your duty as a noble,
Sir Theodore.
**[20:39] Dino**
Theodore, the nursery is in your hands.
**[20:42] Theodore**
Yes, sir!
**[20:51] Raphael**
What is it?
**[20:52] Theodore**
I-It's nothing.
**[20:55] Theodore**
Nothing at all.
**[20:59] Henrique**
You really think Pendulum is
going to show up at the Clan?
**[21:03] Gerhard**
They took Lord Johannes with them
because they still see value in him.
**[21:08] Dino**
We're encouraging them with the gag order,
**[21:11] Dino**
which will make it easier
for them to use him as an in.
**[21:15] Gerhard**
Right. I'm sure they'll show.
**[21:18] Dali**
Whether they do or don't,
I say we enjoy ourselves
**[21:22] Dali**
at the celebration of young vampires.
**[21:24] Dali**
A gala for those of the Blood Pact...
**[21:26] Dali**
the Clan Festival.
**[23:24] Sign**
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