Season 1

1 - At a Certain Location in Tokyo

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[00:01] Mogura
    Well, I screwed up.
SIGN    Kojien
[00:04] Mogura
    I mean, nobody expects a Kojien
    to fall out of the sky.
SIGN    Liquor
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Episode 1
    "At a Certain Location in Tokyo"
[01:43] Magi
    I'm telling you, the theme makes no sense!
SIGN    Children's Literature Theory
    Group Research
    Planned Presentation Date: Third Tuesday in May
[01:46] Magi
    Why would you insist on using muscles
[01:48] Magi
    for a children's literature theory
    group research theme?!
SIGN    Comments
    I think we should go with muscles!
    Fujimura
[01:51] Fujimura
    Why not? The prof will be raving
    over hearing a new perspective.
[01:54] Magi
    "Raving" in a different way, maybe!
SIGN    Munch
    Munch
[01:57] Fujimura
    Aw, it's fine. Take point on
    putting it together, would you?
[02:01] Fujimura
    You're heading the seminar.
[02:03] Magi
    Not because I wanted to.
[02:07] Fujimura
    Getting all sulky and withdrawn at
    the drop of a hat is a bad habit, y'know.
SIGN    Whack
[02:12] Magi
    This is my fault?
[02:14] Mayu
    Come on, Magi.
[02:15] Mayu
    You know Fujimura won't take no for an answer.
[02:17] Magi
    Aren't you his girlfriend?!
    Talk some sense into him!
[02:22] Fujimura
    Well, let us know when everything's ready.
[02:24] Mayu
    See ya, Yaeko.
[02:26] Yaeko
    Yeah.
[02:26] Magi
    Hey!
[02:27] Magi
    He's just straight-up Gian.
[02:29] Yaeko
    Not much we can do about it.
SIGN    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, girlfriend!!!
    #Maldives #birthday #springbreak
[02:31] Yaeko
    Just look at Fujimura-kun's
    social media account.
SIGN    Spring break at a
    resort as a couple
SIGN    Champagne
SIGN    Oozes "rich"
    from every pore
SIGN    Local stylish famous lady he met
    there (and instantly befriended)
SIGN    The mentality to go to the beach for his
    girlfriend's birthday and post a swimsuit photo
SIGN    Don't even know
    what this dish is called
SIGN    Die a Thousand Deaths
[02:45] Magi
    He should die a thousand deaths!
[02:47] Yaeko
    Can you beat these people?
[02:49] Magi
    I don't even want to get involved.
[02:50] Yaeko
    Not only that, but he just
    posted this a moment ago!
SIGN    Working out with the Kojien while reading!
    Try to have both muscles and book smarts!!
    Try to get a girlfriend, too!!
[02:56] Magi
    I've never understood anything less
    in my entire college experience.
[03:00] Magi
    Why would such an impossibly cheery
    macho musclebrain be a literature major
[03:03] Magi
    taking a children's literature seminar
    in the Liberal Arts Department?
[03:07] Yaeko
    I couldn't believe my eyes
    when I first saw him, either.
[03:10] Yaeko
    I was like, "Is there a fairy
    in this seminar now?"
[03:14] Yaeko
    He's a real rarity: a literary macho man who
    can read Dazai Osamu and still be cheerful.
[03:19] Magi
    How can a creature like that even exist?!
[03:21] Magi
    And don't wave a Kojien around
    as a workout! That's dangerous!
[03:25] Magi
    Forget being no longer human!
    He's peak humanity!
[03:28] Magi
    He should be opening with "I've been
    a winner all my life," damn it!
[03:33] Yaeko
    You have the most eloquent inferiority
    complex I've ever seen, Magi-kun.
[03:38] Magi
    Drinks!
[03:39] Yaeko
    Highball!
[03:44] Magi
    I drank too much.
SIGN    Thud
[03:52] Mogura
    No way...
SIGN    Shinmura Izuru
    Kojien
    7th Edition
[03:58] Mogura
    Billie Eilish's... "Bad Guy"... music video...
[04:02] Fujimura
    Oops, I think I dropped it.
[04:04] Fujimura
    Can't see it in the dark. I'll look tomorrow.
[04:07] Mayu
    Jeez, what were you doing?
[04:09] Magi
    Wait, is that...
[04:10] Magi
    Hey, are you okay?!
[04:12] Mogura
    Uh... Hey, you two.
[04:15] Mogura
    Just pretend you never saw this and go home.
[04:17] Mogura
    No one would fault you for that
    in this day and age.
[04:20] Magi
    No way! We can't do that!
[04:23] Yaeko
    Uh, an ambulance!
[04:25] Magi
    Oh, right! Sorry, I'll call right now!
[04:27] Mogura
    No, really, it's...
[04:29] Mogura
    What? Ambulance?
[04:31] Mogura
    No! Don't call an ambulance!
[04:34] Mogura
    I'm broke! I can't afford surgery or medicine!
[04:38] Mogura
    I don't even have an insurance card!
[04:40] Mogura
    I'm fine! Based on my experience,
    this kind of injury is nothing!
[04:43] Mogura
    The head just looks extra
    dramatic when it bleeds!
[04:45] Mogura
    The medical expenses would end me!
    No hospitals, please!
[04:48] Mogura
    Hey!
[04:50] Magi
    Yae-chan, I think his injury
    is making him say weird things.
[04:54] Yaeko
    Yeah. I just called an ambulance.
[04:56] Mogura
    You did?!
[04:57] Mogura
    Okay, you can pay for it, then!
[04:59] Mogura
    You got yourselves into my mess,
    so you gotta take care of me now!
[05:02] Mogura
    If you don't want that,
    throw me into some alley,
[05:04] Mogura
    hide me from the ambulance, and get outta here!
[05:07] Magi
    It'll be here soon. You shouldn't try to talk.
[05:10] Magi
    You'll be all right, sir.
[05:12] Mogura
    Wow, not many nice kids like you these days.
[05:14] Mogura
    Well, shit. Now I have no choice.
[05:22] Mogura
    Wait, no! Where are you going?!
[05:24] Yaeko
    Magi-kun!
[05:26] Mogura
    Don't follow me!
[05:27] Mogura
    This is just... you know...
    SFX makeup! It was a setup!
[05:30] Magi
    Like hell it is!
    Not when I can smell the blood!
[05:33] Magi
    Damn, he runs fast for a guy in sandals!
[05:37] Magi
    Yae-chan, something's
    definitely off about this guy.
[05:40] Magi
    Can anyone run around like that
    after losing so much blood?
[05:44] Yaeko
    Yeah, and can someone
    in that condition really be so articulate?
[05:53] Magi
    He's gone.
[05:54] Yaeko
    What now?
[05:55] Yaeko
    Weird or not, if he actually dies...
[05:57] Magi
    Yeah. He might really have been
    confused because of his wound.
[06:01] Yaeko
    I know! The police!
[06:03] Magi
    Oh, yeah! I forgot!
[06:05] Magi
    Um, what was the number for the police again?
[06:07] Yaeko
    110! Dial 110! Calm down, Magi-kun!
[06:16] Mogura
    Okay, I get it. Let's talk.
[06:18] Mogura
    Just don't call the police, please!
SIGN    Drawer Street
SIGN    Drawer Street
[06:33] Mogura
    Come on in. Sorry it's such a mess.
SIGN    Mogura
    Bath
SIGN    Adults
    500 yen
SIGN    Children
    300 yen
SIGN    Metal
    >and other
    Repairs
    Negotiable
[06:41] Mogura
    Man...
SIGN    First Aid Kit
[06:43] Mogura
    Kids these days sure are nice.
[06:47] Mogura
    Old people are so much more
    shameless. It really sucks.
[06:51] Mogura
    Y'know, the old fart who runs
    the general store down the street...
[06:54] Magi
    What are you talking about?
[06:56] Magi
    We're worried about you here!
[07:01] Magi
    Should you be that crude with it?
[07:05] Mogura
    Coffee or tea?
[07:07] Mogura
    Sorry, but I don't have booze. I don't drink.
[07:10] Magi
    Uh, honestly, that's fine.
[07:13] Mogura
    How old are you guys, anyway?
[07:15] Mogura
    Should you be out this late?
[07:17] Mogura
    I'm 21.
[07:18] Yaeko
    I'm 20.
[07:20] Mogura
    You're 21 and 20?!
[07:22] Mogura
    Wow, sorry. I thought the girl
    was in, like, middle school.
[07:26] Yaeko
    Oh, thanks...
[07:27] Magi
    You just apologized for not having booze.
[07:30] Mogura
    Yeah, but you look pretty
    damn young for 21, too.
[07:35] Magi
    He's not just rude. He talks a lot, too.
[07:38] Yaeko
    You think he's really okay?
[07:40] Mogura
    But man, 21, huh?
[07:42] Mogura
    You're young. I envy you.
    Bet you're strong, too.
[07:45] Magi
    How old are you?
[07:46] Mogura
    Just accept that I'm old compared to you guys.
[07:49] Mogura
    Considering the outfits... You students?
SIGN    Scratch
    Scratch
[07:51] Mogura
    Won't your parents be worried?
[07:54] Magi
    Oh, it's fine. I live alone.
[07:56] Yaeko
    Me, too.
[07:58] Mogura
    Oh, then did you have some fun
    plans together tonight?
[08:01] Mogura
    Sorry 'bout that.
[08:04] Mogura
    Man, you guys are too trusting.
SIGN    Scratch
    Scratch
[08:07] Mogura
    When asked if your parents would be worried,
[08:11] Mogura
    all you need to say is,
    "No, everything's fine."
[08:13] Mogura
    You shouldn't give a stranger
    more information than necessary.
[08:18] Mogura
    Especially a girl.
[08:20] Mogura
    As her boyfriend, you gotta protect her.
[08:22] Magi
    I'm not her boyfriend.
[08:24] Mogura
    Oh, damn, sorry.
[08:25] Mogura
    Would that be considered
    sexual harassment these days?
[08:28] Mogura
    Sorry about that. I just
    can't keep up with the times.
[08:32] Magi
    Yae-chan, let's go home. I think he's fine.
[08:36] Mogura
    Hey, so your surname is Magi, right?
[08:39] Mogura
    Why do you call her "Yae-chan"?
[08:41] Mogura
    That kinda thing really interests me.
[08:43] Mogura
    In the same club? Or seminar?
[08:45] Magi
    Seriously, let's go. He's gonna be
    a huge pain in the ass.
[08:48] Mogura
    Leaving?
[08:51] Mogura
    Oh, then here. Take your phone back.
[08:53] Mogura
    Sorry I took it.
[08:55] Magi
    Oh, right. I should give you my contact info.
[08:58] Yaeko
    Um, and mine, too.
[09:02] Magi
    I don't know what your deal is,
    but you should really go to a hospital,
[09:06] Magi
    so tell me yours.
[09:08] Mogura
    Oh, I don't have a cell phone.
[09:10] Mogura
    No Internet here, either. Or driver's license.
[09:13] Mogura
    Or any phone at all.
[09:15] Magi
    What's your name?
[09:17] Mogura
    Mogura.
[09:18] Magi
    Mogura?
[09:19] Mogura
    Like I said, it's Mogura.
    Feel free to forget it.
SIGN    Scratch
    Scratch
    Scratch
[09:22] Magi
    How does someone like you
    work in this day and age?
[09:31] ---
    Kojien
[09:34] Mogura
    I mean, the sign said you ran a bathhouse
    and did some kind of craftsman work...
SIGN    Scratch
    Scratch
    Scratch
SIGN    Smirk
[09:42] Mogura
    Well, that's a good question.
[09:44] Mogura
    Oh, I almost forgot.
[09:46] Mogura
    I feel bad not doing anything
    to thank you after you've been so kind.
[09:50] Mogura
    If you ever get into any kind of trouble
    you can't get out of, come see me.
[09:54] Mogura
    Though it's fine if you forget me too, really.
[09:57] Mogura
    I got you in this pretty deep,
    so I'm a little worried.
[10:02] Magi
    Well, we'll be going, then.
SIGN    Mogura Bath
[10:05] Magi
    I'm Magi, third-year in the Liberal Arts
    Department of Yatsume University.
[10:09] Magi
    If anything happens... any side effects
    or anything... I'd hate that, so...
[10:12] Mogura
    You're the kinda guy who's too sincere
    for his own good, aren't you?
[10:16] Mogura
    Careful getting home, both of you.
SIGN    Scratch Scratch Scratch
[10:21] Mogura
    And, uh... you know...
[10:24] Mogura
    You don't have to believe this, but...
[10:26] Mogura
    I was banished from
    the afterlife, so I can't die.
[10:30] Mogura
    That's my deal.
[10:32] Mogura
    So if you ever get into any of that
    kinda trouble, you can talk to me.
[10:37] Mogura
    And you can tell other people if you want.
[10:39] Mogura
    No one would believe you anyway.
[10:41] Mogura
    I don't have ID, a family register,
    or a residency card.
[10:45] Mogura
    In other words, I don't exist.
[10:48] Mogura
    That means the police won't come
    to question you, either.
[10:52] Mogura
    You genuinely don't need to worry about that.
[10:55] Mogura
    I'll wash off the blood on the street
    and cover it with mud before morning.
[11:00] Mogura
    Anyway, thanks.
    And oppekepe to you, youngsters.
[11:05] Magi
    "Oppekepe"?
[11:07] Yaeko
    "The oppekepe-bushi"...
[11:09] Yaeko
    "A satirical song that was popular
    in the Meiji era," this says.
SIGN    Yatsume University
    First Campus
[11:17] Nekozuku
    That said, there are few such stories
    in the Asian mythologies.
[11:23] Nekozuku
    This is most likely due to differences
    in culture and religious perspectives.
[11:25] Magi
    There's some kind of black smudge...
[11:30] Nekozuku
    We'll discuss that
    in a bit more detail next time.
[11:32] Magi
    Did my vision get worse again?
[11:34] Nekozuku
    That's it for today.
[11:36] Yaeko
    Magi-kun, got a sec?
[11:39] Yae-chan
    So, I got these...
[11:41] Magi
    Uh, yeah... I got some, too... or I tried to.
[11:45] Magi
    Even with my part-time job money,
    this was all I could get.
[11:48] Magi
    Medicine sure is expensive.
[11:49] Yaeko
    Yeah, we should really go check on him, right?
[11:53] Magi
    Yeah, I mean, he...
SIGN    Man's Body Found in Tokyo
[11:55] Announcer
    A man's body was discovered
    in Tokyo last night.
[11:59] Announcer
    Police are investigating the possibilities
    of both suicide and an accident.
[12:03] Magi
    What would we do if he died
    because we left him alone, huh?
[12:06] Yaeko
    I don't want to take on
    that kind of trauma in my twenties.
[12:10] Yaeko
    Also, should we tell Fujimura-kun about this?
[12:12] Magi
    Nah, I don't think it'd do any good.
[12:15] Magi
    The guy kept the Kojien anyway,
    and we don't have proof.
[12:19] Magi
    I'm pretty sure it was Fujimura, though.
[12:21] Magi
    Anyway, let's go.
[12:23] Magi
    It was past the main street and the shopping
    district, then further down, right?
[12:27] Yaeko
    Yeah.
[12:30] Magi
    Oh, flowers... would probably
    just make things worse.
[12:33] Magi
    Is there anything else he might need?
[12:35] Yaeko
    Well, they don't sell
    blood transfusion packs, so...
SIGN    Ushino Meats
[12:40] Butcher
    Thanks for stopping by.
SIGN    Liver
SIGN    Nothing beats liver
    for anemia!
[12:44] Yaeko
    You think he needs liver?
[12:47] Magi
    I feel like we've been
    more panicked than he was.
[12:50] Yaeko
    Well, I hope he likes liver.
[12:53] Magi
    If he doesn't want it, I'll live off of it
    for the rest of the month.
[13:01] Magi
    It should be around here...
[13:08] Yaeko
    Did we take a wrong turn?
[13:13] Magi
    No, this is right.
[13:15] Magi
    I remember seeing this trash collection sign.
[13:17] Magi
    See?
SIGN    Trash Collection
    Mon. / Wed. / Fri.
    Put out trash by 8:00 AM on collection days
    Put out the correct trash on the correct day
    If you see anyone take items from the collection site, report it
    Oversized trash and recyclable trash from businesses will be collected by request
    Oversized Trash Collection Center
    Remember!!
[13:18] Magi
    The collection days had been changed,
    and someone wrote on it.
[13:22] Yaeko
    Yeah, I did see that.
[13:23] Yaeko
    Do they use manhole covers with this
    design in any of the 23 special wards?
[13:29] Yaeko
    I feel like I remember this, too.
[13:31] Magi
    But the street stops here.
[13:33] Yaeko
    This feels like those mysterious
    spirit encounters you see online.
[13:40] Magi
    Don't say stuff like that!
SIGN    Tremble
    Tremble
[13:43] Magi
    That kinda thing scares the shit out of me!
[13:45] Yaeko
    I'm sorry! Magi-kun's about to cry! I'm sorry!
[13:47] Magi
    Listen.
[13:49] Magi
    If I had to choose at gunpoint between
    a haunted house and a free fall,
[13:53] Magi
    the free fall would just barely win out.
[13:56] Magi
    But either one might make me throw up!
[13:58] Yaeko
    Really? I'll remember that.
[14:00] Magi
    But what makes me wanna puke
    more than anything is the kind of person
[14:03] Magi
    who'd force me into that choice!
[14:06] Yaeko
    You mean Fujimura-kun?!
[14:08] Magi
    And I never want to see a ghost in my life!
[14:11] Yaeko
    Your face is the scariest thing here right now!
[14:14] Magi
    I can't even stand the word "spirit"!
[14:17] Magi
    I wish you'd just say "monster"!
[14:18] Yaeko
    I think monsters would be
    a lot more likely to attack you...
[14:22] Yaeko
    There, there, there.
[14:24] Mogura
    Look at you two youngsters flirting.
[14:27] Mogura
    So did something happen?
[14:29] Mogura
    Or did you come to try out my bathhouse?
[14:32] Mogura
    It's 500 yen for adults.
[14:34] Mogura
    It was 300 yen before,
    but prices just kept going up.
SIGN    Drawer Street
[14:38] Mogura
    Sorry.
[14:39] Mogura
    What's up? Let's go if you're going.
SIGN    Drawer Street
SIGN    Drawer Street
[14:47] Yaeko
    Huh?
[14:48] Mogura
    Was I not the one you were looking for?
[14:51] Mogura
    That's fine, too.
[14:52] Magi
    No, um...
[14:53] Yaeko
    We came to bring you these.
[14:55] Mogura
    What?!
[14:57] Mogura
    Man, you really are the sincere type.
    They're for me?
[14:59] Yaeko
    Yes.
[15:00] Mogura
    Wow, thanks. You sure?
[15:02] Magi
    This, too.
[15:03] Mogura
    Thanks.
[15:04] Mogura
    Hey, this is liver!
[15:05] Mogura
    Woo-hoo! Nutrients incoming!
[15:08] Yaeko
    Oh, good. The liver made him
    a lot happier than I expected.
[15:12] Magi
    Anyway, is the wound on your head okay?
[15:15] Mogura
    Oh, it's fine. But look at this.
[15:18] Mogura
    I bought a helmet. Second-hand, though.
[15:21] Mogura
    Now I can keep my head safe.
[15:22] Mogura
    But what about you two?
[15:24] Mogura
    Did you see something, or something?
[15:26] Magi
    See something?
[15:34] Mogura
    So you really can see them now.
[15:36] Magi
    Uh, hang on!
[15:38] Magi
    I had my suspicions after all
    the weird stuff you said and did,
[15:41] Magi
    but is that actually a spirit I'm seeing?!
[15:44] Magi
    It's incredibly not-scary!
[15:46] Magi
    Which is good, but...
[15:47] Magi
    I was expecting the kind of cool, dramatic
    figure you see in JUMP manga and stuff!
[15:53] Magi
    You tried to make it sound cool, but...
[15:57] Mogura
    Youngsters, reality always goes
    in directions you wouldn't expect.
[16:02] Mogura
    This is your first spirit encounter!
[16:11] Mogura
    Mogura Momoyuki.
[16:13] Mogura
    "Mogura" means "hundred darknesses,"
    and "Momoyuki" means "peach wood bow."
SIGN    Mogura Momoyuki
[16:16] Mogura
    'Fraid I don't know whether it's
    a lucky name or an unlucky one,
[16:19] Mogura
    but at this point,
    I guess we're already acquainted.
[16:25] Mogura
    Here's my proper introduction.
[16:27] Mogura
    I'm a hermit, a rare kind
    of person in this world.
[16:29] Mogura
    I'm sorry you had to make my acquaintance.
[16:31] Magi
    Peach wood bow?
[16:34] Magi
    Long ago, bows made from peach wood
    were said to ward off misfortune,
[16:37] Magi
    so they're also used
    to vanquish evil spirits...
[16:41] Magi
    I think, at least.
[16:41] Mogura
    Oh, you knew, huh?
[16:43] Mogura
    That's a liberal arts kid for ya.
[16:45] Magi
    But writing "Mogura" as "hundred darknesses"?
[16:48] Magi
    In terms of Japanese mythology...
[16:50] Magi
    It's like the opposite of Amaterasu Omikami.
    That's super ominous.
[17:02] Mogura
    Just so you know, I don't have any cool
    powers like exorcism or whatever.
[17:07] Mogura
    I just took a little fire from him.
[17:10] Mogura
    That dude's not an evil spirit or anything.
[17:13] Mogura
    He was probably just gazing fondly
    at the little lady here or something.
[17:16] Yaeko
    Uh, that's kinda gross...
[17:19] Mogura
    Yeah, I guess it is, but...
[17:23] Magi
    Please explain what's going on here.
[17:25] Mogura
    All right. You're pretty quick
    to make decisions.
[17:28] Mogura
    Magi-chan, Yae-chan,
    come to my place for a bit.
[17:31] Mogura
    I'm about to tell you a really long,
    crazy-sounding story.
[17:34] Mogura
    For now, just accept that.
[17:36] Mogura
    Also, the ending is basically,
    "If you ever see any ghosts, let me know."
[17:45] Mogura
    When you think of ghosts, you probably
    picture something like this, right?
[17:49] Magi
    Well... yeah.
[17:50] Mogura
    What do you think this is?
[17:52] Magi
    A ghost light?
[17:53] Mogura
    Right.
[17:54] Mogura
    We also call it demon fire.
[17:56] Mogura
    Specifically, it's something the dead produce
    that guides them to the afterlife.
[18:01] Mogura
    Like how you decorate
    with lantern plants during Obon.
[18:03] Mogura
    Those are named for the lanterns
    said to be carried by the dead.
[18:07] Mogura
    Ghosts' souls contain that same fire,
[18:09] Mogura
    and it makes them able
    to proceed to the afterlife naturally.
[18:12] Mogura
    It varies from ghost to ghost, though,
    so some lose their way.
SIGN    Welcome
    Committee
[18:15] Mogura
    And demon fire is a by-product
    of said fire leaking out of the soul.
[18:19] Mogura
    Remember when I told you
    I was banished from the afterlife?
[18:23] Mogura
    Hey, cut it out.
    Don't start thinking I need counseling.
[18:28] Mogura
    Just hear me out.
[18:30] Mogura
    The Sun stripped me of my right
    to carry this fire in my own soul.
[18:36] Mogura
    So if I turned into a ghost,
    I'd be guaranteed to get lost.
[18:39] Mogura
    In other words, I can't go to the afterlife.
[18:44] Mogura
    I can store the fire by-product
    made by ghosts in this lantern.
[18:48] Mogura
    The plan is to get a bunch of it
    so it'll guide me to the afterlife.
SIGN    Squawk
[18:57] Mogura
    Hey, listen! I only need you
    to remember the gist of it!
SIGN    Squawk
[19:01] Mogura
    But that also means this is my flame of life.
[19:04] Mogura
    You saw me using it in a different way before.
[19:07] (Flashback) Mogura
    Well, shit. Now I have no choice.
[19:10] Magi
    So you did use some kind of illegal substance!
[19:12] Magi
    No wonder you didn't want us
    to call the police!
[19:15] Mogura
    If we're being blunt, yes,
    but watch how you phrase that!
[19:18] Mogura
    You might say I was charging my life force.
[19:22] Mogura
    Kinda like an energy drink or e-money, I guess.
[19:25] Magi
    Charging...
[19:26] Magi
    Oh! So, like, healing your wound?
[19:30] Mogura
    Nice, liberal arts kid. You catch on fast.
[19:32] Mogura
    This is what I love about literature nerds.
[19:37] Mogura
    To go even further, if I drink a lot, I can
    maintain a state that keeps my body alive.
[19:42] Mogura
    In other words, I can age in reverse.
[19:44] Magi
    You really are just like a hermit.
[19:46] Mogura
    Yeah. The only part of it that sucks
    is that I didn't ask for it.
[19:52] Mogura
    Get it? I can't go to the afterlife,
    but I still live normally.
[19:56] Mogura
    That means I do get hurt, sick,
    and hungry, and I age.
[20:01] Mogura
    I can only stay alive if I regularly
    fix up my body with this fire.
[20:05] Mogura
    Above all, I can't survive
    in this world without money.
[20:09] Mogura
    And to get that, I have to work.
[20:11] Mogura
    Living normally costs money.
[20:13] Mogura
    With some self-restraint, I can
    save up a bit, but it harms my health.
[20:17] Mogura
    Going to the hospital costs money.
[20:19] Mogura
    Using the fire is free,
    but I'm left with less each time.
[20:23] Mogura
    I have to keep this thing stocked with fire
    while keeping up that kind of life.
[20:27] Mogura
    Whenever I happen to see a spirit,
    like before, I mooch a little.
[20:33] Mogura
    This is literally
    what it means to be tied down.
[20:36] Mogura
    It's a well-thought-out punishment.
[20:37] Magi
    Punishment?
[20:38] Magi
    It's punishment?
[20:41] Mogura
    That's right.
SIGN    Drawer Street
SIGN    Drawer
[20:44] Mogura
    They even gave it a clever name like "Drawer."
[20:47] Mogura
    This place is basically a prison.
[20:50] Mogura
    A drawer in which they stuff people
    who can't go to the afterlife.
[20:55] Magi
    Hang on!
[20:56] Magi
    There was no street there when we
    first came along, but then it appeared!
[21:00] Mogura
    It was there.
[21:01] Mogura
    You just weren't looking.
[21:03] Mogura
    Humans only see what they want to see.
[21:06] Mogura
    The things you're looking for
    only turn up after you've looked all over.
[21:10] Mogura
    That's just how blind humans are.
[21:13] Mogura
    Missing a street or two happens all the time.
[21:16] Mogura
    Same with spirits.
[21:18] Mogura
    You just became aware of things
    you didn't notice before after meeting me.
[21:22] Mogura
    Any questions so far?
[21:26] Magi
    I have a lot,
    but it's all just so outlandish...
[21:29] Magi
    But weird things are happening,
    so assuming it's true...
[21:33] Magi
    Stuff like "How old are you?"
    and "Did you see Perry's ships arrive?"
[21:36] Magi
    and "What's the scariest thing
    you've seen so far?"
[21:39] Magi
    My head's just a mess right now.
[21:41] Mogura
    Scariest thing, huh?
    Never been asked that before.
[21:46] Mogura
    Let's see...
[21:47] Mogura
    It'd have to be the time when
    consumption tax was implemented.
[21:52] Magi
    I get it, but come on. There's gotta be more.
[21:55] Mogura
    No, it's a huge problem!
[21:57] Mogura
    Every day, I have a meeting in my head
    about whether to ditch my breakfast eggs!
[22:00] Mogura
    And experience tells me it's gonna
    reach 10% someday! It gives me chills!
[22:05] Mogura
    That's how it was with the land tax, too!
[22:08] Mogura
    Also, the time I picked up a broken TV,
[22:09] Mogura
    and days after I fixed it and turned it on,
[22:12] Mogura
    I was asked if I was paying my license fees.
[22:14] Mogura
    It's insane. What the hell is with those guys?
[22:17] Mogura
    Who are they? The KGB?
[22:20] Magi
    Dude, that is the one comparison
    you should not make. Ever.
[22:24] Mogura
    Hey, I paid it, though! I like Stretch Man!
[22:27] Magi
    You're actually a good guy, aren't you?!
[22:30] Mogura
    Anyway, that's the story.
SIGN    Scratch Scratch
[22:33] Mogura
    You need money to do anything.
[22:35] Mogura
    I need fire, I need money,
[22:37] Mogura
    and I need to live a healthy
    life if I want to move on.
[22:41] Mogura
    I save up, but I never have more.
    You know how that feels, right?
[22:45] Mogura
    It's tough to balance saving and spending.
[22:47] Mogura
    I'd love to conserve resources
    by never doing anything.
[22:50] Mogura
    That's the kind of mental state I'm stuck in.
[22:53] Mogura
    I do everything half-assed.
[22:56] Mogura
    There's too much I have to do,
    and too much I can't do.
[22:59] Magi
    Oh, yeah. You did say you don't
    even have a residency card.
[23:02] Magi
    Isn't there a way for you to get one?
[23:05] Mogura
    There is.
[23:06] Mogura
    I mean, it's just data. Anyone can falsify it.
[23:10] Mogura
    So long as there are people who need it,
    there'll be people who do it for a living.
[23:16] Mogura
    There was a time when I made
    fake IDs and family registers, too.
[23:20] Mogura
    But in 1942, I got careless.
[23:24] Mogura
    And that's why it eventually came to me.
[23:26] Mogura
    Can you guess what came to me?
[23:28] Magi
    In 1942?
SIGN    Draft Notice
    Mogura Momoyuki
SIGN    Episode 2
    "Spirit = Human"

2 - Spirit = Human

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SIGN    Episode 2
    "Spirit = Human"
[00:07] MOGURA
    Can you guess what came to me?
[00:11] SIGN
    Draft Notice
    Mogura Momoyuki
[00:13] MOGURA
    I'd been careless.
[00:15] MOGURA
    I should've thought about what would
    happen if I went to the battlefield.
[00:20] MOGURA
    It happened right after I bought my status
[00:22] MOGURA
    as an ordinary citizen with the money
    I saved up during the Showa era.
[00:26] MOGURA
    I must've been drunker on
    happiness than I realized.
[00:28] MOGURA
    At the time, I was glad to have passed
    my physical exam for conscription.
[00:32] MOGURA
    I felt like I'd been accepted.
[00:34] MOGURA
    Thinking about actually being shipped out
[00:37] MOGURA
    suddenly made me see my situation
    and returned me to my senses.
[00:41] YAEKO
    You couldn't say no?
[00:44] MOGURA
    That would've been tough for me.
[00:46] MOGURA
    First, it's tough to refuse
    to take the physical exam.
[00:49] MOGURA
    Draft notices are sent to guys who pass
    the exam, so we have no reason to refuse.
[00:55] MOGURA
    I passed second class.
[00:57] MOGURA
    I was skinny, but I'd been using
    the flame to maintain my health.
[01:01] MOGURA
    You don't know what second class means?
[01:03] MOGURA
    You can look it up later.
[01:05] MOGURA
    Magi-chan, you know what
    I'm talking about, right?
[01:07] MOGURA
    After all, you figured it out
    immediately when I said 1942.
[01:11] MOGURA
    I'm impressed.
[01:13] MOGURA
    In fact,
[01:14] MOGURA
    those numbers are a reference to
    7.62x39mm cartridges, right?
[01:19] MOGURA
    Rifle bullets. Seen 'em in movies.
[01:22] MOGURA
    Kubrick, was it?
[01:23] MOGURA
    You were wearing an M1911 shirt yesterday.
[01:25] MOGURA
    That's a gun, yeah? Am I right?
[01:28] MOGURA
    You're into that kinda stuff, right?
[01:30] MOGURA
    So you know a bit about it.
[01:32] MAGI
    Uh, yeah. I play a lot of FPSes.
[01:35] MOGURA
    Games, huh?
[01:36] MAGI
    But it's just for fun. I don't know that much.
[01:39] MAGI
    Sorry if I say something to offend you.
[01:41] MOGURA
    Oh, no. I'm not trying to give you a hard time.
[01:45] MOGURA
    Then you must know about
    the Type 38 rifle, right?
[01:48] MOGURA
    I used to use one, but I know
    hardly anything about them.
[01:51] MOGURA
    Americans had whatchamacallits.
    Some Winchester or something.
[01:54] MOGURA
    Anyway, you know...
[01:56] MOGURA
    They hurt real bad if they hit you.
[02:01] MOGURA
    More than that, it ain't no fun to
    point one at someone and shoot.
[02:07] MOGURA
    Anyway, I'm just whining. Sorry about that.
[02:09] MOGURA
    I'll admit they do look cool.
[02:11] MOGURA
    When I actually saw one, I thought, "Wow!"
[02:15] MOGURA
    And games are fun.
[02:16] MOGURA
    I've played them at arcades.
[02:18] MOGURA
    I can see how people get sucked into them.
[02:20] MOGURA
    I wish I had some, too.
[02:22] MOGURA
    Hard to pick up, though.
[02:25] FX
    Scratch
    Scratch
[02:25] MOGURA
    But the battlefield is different.
[02:28] MOGURA
    I like movies, too, but reality is different.
[02:33] MOGURA
    The smell, the filth, the mosquitoes, the piss
    and shit, the hunger, the itchiness, the pain.
[02:38] MOGURA
    Being bullied by officers, bodies
    covered in grime, maggots in wounds.
[02:42] MOGURA
    When you're told to face right,
    you face right no matter what.
[02:45] MOGURA
    I still dream about it.
[02:46] MOGURA
    Worst of all is I can see all
    the spirits of the dead.
[02:50] MOGURA
    So many of them, both friend and foe.
[02:53] MOGURA
    It's pathetic, but I was
    a bit traumatized by it.
[02:58] MOGURA
    It's the reason I still don't
    want to buy a residency card.
[03:01] MOGURA
    Can't afford it anyway.
[03:02] MOGURA
    I know I could work someplace decent for
    a while if I bought one, but still.
[03:07] MOGURA
    Most of all, it made me
    use up all the flame I'd saved.
[03:09] MOGURA
    I had to start all over.
[03:12] MOGURA
    I told you from the start why I
    explained all of this in detail.
[03:17] MOGURA
    Now that you can see 'em, let me
    know if you run into any spirits.
[03:24] MOGURA
    I'm in the middle of collecting flames again.
[03:27] MOGURA
    Honestly, I'd love the help.
[03:29] MOGURA
    I worked so hard to collect that much,
    so it's real disappointing.
[03:33] MAGI
    How are we supposed to tell you
    when you don't have a cell phone?
[03:37] MOGURA
    Either call this place or come here in person.
[03:40] MOGURA
    It's the number of a candy shop on this street.
[03:40] SIGN
    Guillotine Head Shop
[03:40] SIGN
    Guillotine Head Shop
[03:40] SIGN
    Guillotine Head Shop
[03:41] SIGN
    Guillotine Head Shop
[03:42] MOGURA
    You can leave a message for me there.
[03:44] MOGURA
    I stop by all the time to use the Internet.
[03:47] MAGI
    What a massive nuisance.
[03:50] MOGURA
    Your faces say my explanation is too
    thorough even considering my goal.
[03:55] MOGURA
    To be honest, gaining your sympathy
    was my scummy ulterior motive.
[03:55] FX
    Scratch
    Scratch
    Scratch
[04:00] MOGURA
    But more importantly,
[04:02] MOGURA
    having someone to talk to is far
    more necessary than you realize.
[04:07] SIGN LEFT
    Liver
    (Japanese Beef)
[04:07] SIGN RIGHT
    Got anemia?
    Liver is the answer!
[04:08] MOGURA
    It's been a while since I've talked about
    all that, but you guys are so nice.
[04:12] MOGURA
    And you never asked what I'm
    being punished for. Thanks.
[04:18] MOGURA
    I won't be mad if you never contact me again.
[04:21] MOGURA
    Thanks for the liver, too. I'm gonna eat it.
[04:23] SIGN
    Mogura Bath
[04:23] MAGI
    Do you think all that was true?
[04:25] SIGN
    Mogura Bath
[04:26] MAGI
    Honestly, it seems possible he's
    part of some weird religion.
[04:30] YAEKO
    Actually, I finally remembered something.
[04:34] YAEKO
    My family's from the country originally,
[04:35] YAEKO
    and we have pictures of my
    great-grandpa in an old storeroom.
[04:39] YAEKO
    And among them...
[04:41] SIGN
    Showa 18
[04:41] YAEKO
    When I first saw Mogura-san,
    I thought they looked similar.
[04:44] YAEKO
    Black and white photos are rare,
     so it left an impression.
[04:48] YAEKO
    My great-grandpa told a lot of tall tales,
[04:51] YAEKO
    like how he swam back home across the sea
    and drank jet fuel instead of liquor.
[04:56] FX
    Pfah
[04:56] MAGI
    I shouldn't laugh, but that's wild.
[04:59] YAEKO
    One of his stories was about a time he was
    badly injured but recovered overnight.
[05:04] YAEKO
    That happened right around the
    time that photo was dated.
[05:09] YAEKO
    I took his story with a grain
    of salt, but if it's true,
[05:12] YAEKO
    then it's possible I was
    born because of Mogura-san.
[05:15] MAGI
    If he could see lots of
    spirits on the battlefield,
[05:18] MAGI
    I was thinking he could have saved more
    fire by-product than he used.
[05:23] MAGI
    Even if he couldn't behave too
    suspiciously in the army...
[05:26] MAGI
    But it's possible Mogura-san used more
    fire on others than he did on himself.
[05:34] MAGI
    I was too scared to ask about his punishment.
[05:37] MAGI
    But he doesn't seem like a bad person.
[05:39] MAGI
    Do you think I'm being naïve?
[05:43] YAEKO
    Maybe.
[05:44] YAEKO
    In this day and age, we'd be called stupid
    for trying to help someone so shady.
[05:52] YAEKO
    But we're not doing the wrong thing.
[05:57] MOGURA
    Hey!
[05:59] MOGURA
    I've never experienced such
    sweet moments in my life!
[06:02] MOGURA
    How dare you flirt right in front of my house!
[06:04] MOGURA
    Just watching you made me angry!
[06:06] MOGURA
    You got that, kids? Damn you!
[06:08] MAGI
    Did you have to come outside
    and yell at us about that?!
[06:11] MOGURA
    Remember this!
[06:12] MOGURA
    Guys who don't experience sweetness
    in their youth never do!
[06:16] MAGI
    When exactly were you young?
[06:19] MOGURA
    I've only ever suffered through
    overly-attached psychos!
[06:24] MAGI
    Nobody wants to hear your stories stewed in mud!
[06:27] MOGURA
    Damn it!
[06:28] MOGURA
    I wish a kind and moderately pervy
    conversation partner would fall into my lap!
[06:34] MOGURA
    I'm so jealous of you!
[06:36] MAGI
    What does "moderately pervy" mean?!
[06:39] MOGURA
    If you know anyone like that,
    introduce me to her!
[06:41] MOGURA
    Contact me about that, too, damn it!
[06:43] FX
    Slam
[06:45] MAGI
    Maybe we should keep our distance.
[06:48] YAEKO
    You'll jinx us by saying that.
[06:56] MAGI
    Was that the candy shop he mentioned?
[06:59] MOGURA
    Yae-chan's great-grandpa...
[07:01] MOGURA
    Has it been that long already?
[07:03] SIGN
    Yen
[07:03] SIGN
    Store 8
[07:05] MIDDLE AGED MAN
    Throw this away, will ya?
[07:06] MAGI
    Thank you.
[07:09] MAGI/ID
    Damn it. People treat employees like we're
    worthless just because we're a 100 yen shop.
[07:13] MAGI
    What is it, boss?
[07:14] SUKEKIYO
    That guy's a shoplifter!
[07:16] SUKEKIYO
    He bought just one thing and
    didn't pay for the five others!
[07:19] MAGI
    What?!
[07:22] SUKEKIYO
    Magi, don't hold back! Go for the eyes!
[07:25] MAGI
    How?!
[07:26] MAGI
    Sir! You haven't paid yet, damn it!
[07:29] MAGI/ID
    Come to think of it, I wonder
    if spirits ever shoplift.
[07:32] MOGURA
    Hey, you chasin' a shoplifter?
[07:34] MAGI
    What?
[07:34] MOGURA
    Want me to catch him?
[07:36] MAGI
    What?!
[07:43] MOGURA
    Whoops.
[07:44] MOGURA
    I told you, I don't have a license.
[07:46] MOGURA
    I don't have any qualifications
    that require identification.
[07:49] MOGURA
    Train fare is expensive, too.
[07:51] MOGURA
    Instead, I've learned to bike
    up to 70 kilometers per hour.
[07:55] MAGI/ID
    This hardworking idiot...
[07:56] MAGI/ID
    He acts pretty carelessly
    despite his situation.
[08:00] MAGI
    Maybe you could be a keirin racer.
[08:01] MAGI
    Oh, but that requires state credentials, right?
[08:04] MOGURA
    So, what's up with you?
[08:07] MOGURA
    See anything unusual after that?
[08:08] MAGI
    Like what?
[08:10] MOGURA
    Like your first photo of a spirit.
[08:14] MOGURA
    It's fine if you haven't.
[08:16] MAGI
    Am I likely to experience that going forward?
[08:19] SUKEKIYO
    Magi!
[08:20] SUKEKIYO
    Did you get him?
[08:22] MOGURA
    I don't wanna deal with the cops,
    so make something up.
[08:25] MOGURA
    Also, if you've got any expired food,
    give it all to me.
[08:27] MOGURA
    Later!
[08:28] MAGI/ID
    Come to think of it, I wonder if he's weirdly
    fast because of his living conditions.
[08:32] MAGI/ID
    At least oil your bike. Sheesh.
[08:35] SUKEKIYO
    Who was that?
[08:36] MAGI
    Uh, no one.
[08:37] SUKEKIYO
    I see. Well, let's give this guy a
    beating before the cops show up.
[08:41] MAGI
    We can't do that.
[08:43] SUKEKIYO
    Inventory losses directly affect my bonus!
[08:47] SUKEKIYO
    I don't give a crap about a
    shoplifter's human rights!
[08:49] SUKEKIYO
    "If you want security cameras,
    pay for them yourself?"
[08:52] SUKEKIYO
    Yeah, right! Screw you, headquarters!
[08:54] SUKEKIYO
    Screw you, Kaneda from General Affairs!
[08:56] MAGI
    We should complain to the Personnel Division.
[08:58] MAGI
    I'm sure Kaneda-san's under
    pressure from his bosses.
[09:01] SUKEKIYO
    I'll involve the cops in as
    many incidents as possible
[09:04] SUKEKIYO
    and ultimately crush headquarters in court!
[09:06] SUKEKIYO
    That's my current goal!
[09:08] SUKEKIYO
    Or maybe I'll kill a shoplifter!
[09:11] SUKEKIYO
    Even if you kill a guy, you can
    return to society after a few years!
[09:14] SUKEKIYO
    Let's kill him, Magi-kun!
[09:17] MAGI/ID
    We should probably change
    this country's judicial system.
[09:20] MAGI
    You should rest, Boss Sukekiyo.
[09:24] SUKEKIYO
    Magi-kun, full-time employees don't get to rest!
[09:28] SUKEKIYO
    You're hilarious!
[09:29] SUKEKIYO
    Huh? Wait, what's this about "Boss Sukekiyo"?
[09:33] SUKEKIYO
    Is that the employees' secret name for me?
[09:36] MAGI
    Oh, uh, sorry.
[09:38] MAGI
    But, you know, I meant it affectionately.
[09:41] SUKEKIYO
    But Sukekiyo's the least
    likable character ever.
[09:44] SUKEKIYO
    No, wait.
[09:46] SUKEKIYO
    There we go.
[09:46] FX
    Grab
[09:48] SUKEKIYO
    The next time we get a shoplifter,
    I'll deal with him like this!
[09:52] MAGI/ID
    Between Fujimura and this guy,
    living humans might be scarier than spirits.
[09:56] SIGN
    Tea
[09:56] MAGI
    And that's what happened.
[09:58] MAGI
    But when I saw Mogura, I thought maybe
    I'm better off just having that job.
[10:02] YAEKO
    Poor Sukekiyo.
[10:05] YAEKO
    My workplace is peaceful.
[10:07] YAEKO
    I've been at a café for three years.
[10:09] MAGI
    Three years? That's a long time.
[10:10] YAEKO
    It's a nice place.
[10:12] YAEKO
    A new employee joined recently.
[10:14] YAEKO
    They're so young. Only 15.
[10:16] MAGI
    Huh. First year of high school, then?
    Good for them.
[10:19] FX
    Chew
    Chew
[10:19] SHIO
    I'm Inukai Shio.
[10:21] SHIO
    I love food.
[10:22] MAGI
    Wait. I'm worried about the IQ applied
    in your onboarding process.
[10:25] SHIO
    This place's staff meals are good.
[10:25] FX
    Chew
    Chew
[10:28] MANAGER
    Great. Ask Kirihara if you have any questions.
[10:30] YAEKO
    I'm Kirihara Yaeko. I'm a college student.
[10:33] YAEKO
    Call me Yaeko.
[10:34] SHIO
    I'm Inukai Shio, first-year high school student!
[10:36] SHIO
    I love food!
[10:38] YAEKO
    Uh, why are you so broad
    about your preferences?
[10:42] SHIO
    What? But don't you think food tastes good?
[10:45] YAEKO
    Uh, sure.
[10:47] SHIO
    Yaeko-san, what year are you in college?
[10:49] YAEKO
    I'm a third-year. Don't look like it, do I?
[10:53] YAEKO
    Oh, this is our uniform.
[10:54] YAEKO
    This is for front of house.
[10:56] YAEKO
    I work in the kitchen.
[10:57] SHIO
    Okay!
[10:58] SHIO
    This is my first job, so I'm nervous!
[11:04] YAEKO
    It was like gazing on the Swiss Alps,
    and she's not even 20 yet.
[11:09] FX
    Heh
    Heh
[11:11] MAGI/ID
    From low-IQ onboarding to a
    punchline I can't comment on.
[11:18] YAEKO
    You don't have anything to say
    about that, Seminar Leader Magi?
[11:22] YAEKO
    Summarize your thoughts in one page or less.
[11:26] YAEKO
    Hey, Magi-kun.
[11:30] YAEKO
    All the customers were looking at her, too.
[11:33] YAEKO
    Are the Alps really that great?
[11:36] YAEKO
    What's wrong with the Kanto Plain?
[11:38] YAEKO
    C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
[11:41] MAGI/ID
    I guess Yae-chan is even more
    spineless than I am sometimes.
[11:41] YAEKO
    Tell me, Magi-kun.
[11:45] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Having someone to talk to is far
    more necessary than you realize.
[11:51] MAGI/ID
    I might actually have it pretty good right now.
[11:56] YAEKO
    Oh, it's Shio-chan.
[11:58] YAEKO
    Right. They threw a welcome party.
[12:00] MAGI
    Oh, I didn't get one.
[12:04] YAEKO
    She's sending me a picture of it.
[12:07] YAEKO
    What?
[12:08] FX
    Fbbbt
[12:11] SIGN
    Drawer Street
[12:13] MAGI
    It's really here.
[12:15] MAGI
    Honestly, if this street weren't here,
    I would've brushed this off as "I was drunk."
[12:21] SIGN LEFT
    Tater Chips
    Potato Flavor
[12:21] SIGN RIGHT
    Donuts
[12:21] MAGI
    I'll blame everything scary on
    him and make him resolve it.
[12:25] SIGN
    Guillotine Head Shop
[12:29] MOGURA
    It's your... pain.
[12:32] MAGI
    Is he singing something?
[12:33] MOGURA
    If you can live for someone.
[12:35] YAEKO
    He's singing "Get Wild"?
[12:36] MOGURA
    It's your dream...
[12:37] YAEKO
    But he's missing a lot of the words.
[12:40] MAGI
    Why is he singing so loudly?
[12:40] MOGURA
    You have nothing to fear.
[12:42] MAGI
    I already want to leave.
[12:43] MAGI
    He's even scarier than
    spirits and living humans.
[12:47] MOGURA
    Why not? I like it.
[12:49] MOGURA
    Music is good.
[12:51] MOGURA
    Once you learn a song, you can
    enjoy it even after you're dead.
[12:54] MOGURA
    You'll find that spirits really gather
    at music festivals.
[12:57] MOGURA
    You should treasure that part of culture.
[12:59] MAGI
    What? Really?
[13:01] MAGI
    How am I going to attend festivals now?
[13:03] MOGURA
    If I hear a song I like at a record café,
    I ask them to play it again until I learn it.
[13:09] MAGI
    What a pain in the ass!
[13:12] YAEKO
    Thanks.
[13:13] MOGURA
    Then I use the Internet at the
    candy shop to look for the audio.
[13:17] MAGI
    You've gotten way too good at mooching!
[13:21] MOGURA
    Then I find a way to record
    it on a cassette tape.
[13:23] MAGI
    What is this, the Showa era?
[13:25] MOGURA
    It's not like I have a choice.
[13:27] MOGURA
    I can't get a phone contract, and CDs
    and LPs are too expensive for me.
[13:32] MOGURA
    You can listen to tapes without wifi,
    so if anything, it's an amazing technology.
[13:36] MOGURA
    Cassettes are a luxury.
[13:38] MOGURA
    In the Edo period, all we had was live music.
[13:41] MAGI
    Seriously, how old are you?!
[13:44] MAGI
    No, wait!
[13:45] MAGI
    What are we even talking about?
[13:46] MAGI
    We didn't come here to discuss this!
[13:49] MOGURA
    Where'd that come from?
[13:51] MAGI
    You talk too much about unnecessary crap.
[13:53] MOGURA
    Do I?
[13:55] MOGURA
    As you get older, you spend more
    and more time on idle chatter.
[13:58] MOGURA
    So, what? Did you come to
    tell me you saw a ghost?
[14:02] MOGURA
    Or do you need advice?
[14:05] MOGURA
    Maybe you saw a photo of a spirit
    and don't know what to do.
[14:10] MOGURA
    Paranormal activity with a precision instrument.
[14:13] MOGURA
    Happens a lot these days.
[14:14] MOGURA
    The TV goes crazy, the camera acts up,
    weird voices come out of the phone.
[14:18] MOGURA
    You hear about it all the time.
[14:19] MAGI
    Enough of the occult crap.
[14:21] MAGI
    I don't understand the logic yet,
[14:23] MAGI
    but if you're the reason we can
    see them, then do something.
[14:28] MOGURA
    Well, I think this'll solve the scary part.
[14:33] MOGURA
    That spirit photo looks like this to me.
[14:37] MOGURA
    What about you guys?
[14:39] MOGURA
    Listen, spirits are dead humans.
[14:43] MOGURA
    Don't think of them as hostile
    just because they're creepy.
[14:46] MAGI
    They look like they're having fun!
[14:48] MOGURA
    They're human, after all.
[14:50] YAEKO
    They look hazy to me.
[14:54] MAGI
    I just see the eyes of lots of black shapes.
[14:56] MOGURA
    Yeah, they look different
    depending on the person.
[14:59] FX
    Droop
[15:00] MAGI
    This is getting more and more occult.
[15:03] MOGURA
    You're still complaining about that?
[15:05] MOGURA
    Fine.
[15:06] MOGURA
    I'll show you a perspective that'll momentarily
    interest even an occult-hating gentleman.
[15:11] MOGURA
    Imagine for a minute how you'll
    someday become a spirit.
[15:15] MOGURA
    Then you can look at a girl's ass all you want.
[15:17] YAEKO
    Inappropriate, old man.
[15:17] SIGN BLUE
    Old Man
[15:17] SIGN RED
    Inappropriate
[15:19] MOGURA
    Just for a minute, yeah?
[15:21] MAGI
    I don't care that you're an ass man.
[15:24] MOGURA
    Anyway, there are so many
    of them. That's unusual.
[15:28] MOGURA
    Is it because of the store or the girl?
[15:32] MOGURA
    Yae-chan, did you see anything
    while you were working?
[15:35] YAEKO
    No, nothing.
[15:36] MOGURA
    I see. Well, you weren't looking for them.
[15:39] MAGI
    Are there rules behind how they appear to you?
[15:43] MAGI
    I'd rather they not look scary.
[15:44] MOGURA
    I won't say there aren't any, but it depends
    on your condition and the spirit's.
[15:48] MOGURA
    You just have to get used to it.
[15:50] MOGURA
    Think of it as an Aha! moment.
[15:52] MAGI
    Blargh. The lack of rules makes me sick.
[15:52] FX
    Blargh
[15:55] MOGURA
    Don't think you can explain everything
    about another person according to rules.
[15:59] MOGURA
    That's arrogance.
[16:01] MAGI
    Sorry.
[16:01] FX
    Gloom
[16:03] MOGURA
    Either way, I can't tell if
    they're safe unless I see 'em.
[16:05] MOGURA
    Can I enter the store?
[16:08] YAEKO
    You could as a normal customer.
[16:10] SIGN
    Kitchen Lily
[16:12] SIGN
    Specialties
     Basket Sandwich Set (comes with coffee and soup)
     Party Size (for 2-3 people)
     Half Size
     Kitchen Lily Specials
     Curry Rice
     Hayashi Rice
     Omurice
     Add extra rice for 100 yen
    
     Set Menu
     Chunky Beef Hamburg Steak Set
     Fried Shrimp Set
     Crab Cream Croquette Set
     Beef Stew Set
     Chicken Cutlet Set
[16:13] MOGURA
    All right, treat me!
[16:15] MAGI/ID
    He ordered all the expensive items.
[16:18] SHIO
    Here are your oysters fried in butter.
[16:20] MOGURA
    Thanks.
[16:22] MOGURA
    That's the girl?
[16:23] MAGI
    I don't notice anything unusual...
[16:25] MOGURA
    Look closely.
[16:30] MAGI
    There's something there!
[16:32] MOGURA
    See that? Try drawing them again.
[16:35] MOGURA
    She's extremely easily possessed.
[16:35] SIGN
    Leave us your feedback
[16:38] MAGI
    They're a bunch of criminals!
[16:40] MOGURA
    It's not because of the shop.
    It's her. That's good.
[16:43] MAGI
    No, it's not! I feel sorry for her!
[16:45] MAGI
    What's good about that?
[16:46] MOGURA
    If it were the shop, we'd
    have to deal with them here.
[16:50] MOGURA
    Imaging me leaping into action here.
[16:52] MOGURA
    I could be reported to the cops.
[16:54] MOGURA
    I guess I could play it
    off as contemporary dance.
[16:55] SIGN
    Suspicious
     Person
[16:55] SIGN
    Spirits!
[16:55] SIGN
    Well... Maybe it's
    "contemporary dance"...
[16:58] MAGI
    True.
[17:00] MOGURA
    See all the customers glancing at her?
[17:01] SHIO
    Coming!
[17:03] MAGI
    Yeah. I mean, she's cheerful and charming.
[17:06] MOGURA
    More than that, people unconsciously
    look in the direction of "presences."
[17:11] MOGURA
    With all the spirits possessing
    her, they can't help it.
[17:14] YAEKO
    All the customers were looking at her, too.
[17:19] SHIO
    Last order.
[17:20] MOGURA
    Then could I get this seasonal
    fruit sou... souffle?
[17:24] MOGURA
    This pancake thing. The expensive one.
[17:27] MAGI
    That aside, why are you running up
    a bill like I'm paying for this?
[17:34] YAEKO
    Thanks for waiting.
[17:35] SHIO
    Are these the people you
    wanted to introduce to me?
[17:38] YAEKO
    Yeah.
[17:39] SHIO
    Hello. I'm Inukai Shio.
[17:41] MOGURA
    Hello.
[17:43] SHIO
    Which one of you is Yaeko-san's boyfriend?
[17:45] YAEKO
    Neither.
[17:47] MOGURA
    Miss, pardon me, but could
    I ask you a few questions?
[17:51] SHIO
    Sure.
[17:52] MOGURA
    One, do you frequently hear odd sounds
    even though nothing is there?
[17:55] SHIO
    Yes, I do. Always have!
[17:58] MOGURA
    Two, do you get oddly hungry?
[18:00] SHIO
    I do!
[18:02] SHIO
    I want ten servings of noodles with my ramen!
[18:03] SHIO
    Always have!
[18:05] MOGURA
    I'm certain now. She's always
    been prone to possession.
[18:09] MOGURA
    Now how do we explain this to her?
[18:11] MAGI
    Crazy that she brushes it off
    as just how it's always been.
[18:14] SHIO
    Huh? What? I'm prone to possession?
[18:18] SHIO
    Are you guys Ghostbusters?!
[18:20] SHIO
    Wow! Can you use the Force?!
[18:23] MOGURA
    Yeah, whatever. It's fine
    if she learns everything.
[18:28] SHIO
    But there's nothing here.
[18:29] SHIO
    Is it here?
[18:31] SHIO
    Begone, evil spirits!
[18:33] MAGI & YAEKO
    She accepted that quickly!
[18:35] MOGURA
    Girls tend to accept it pretty easily.
[18:39] MOGURA
    Boys tend to demand an
    explanation, deny it entirely,
[18:42] MOGURA
    or are hardcore paranormal enthusiasts.
[18:45] MOGURA
    Miss, do you not want to be possessed?
[18:47] SHIO
    No! What should I do?!
[18:50] MOGURA
    Then let's ask the spirits to leave nicely.
[18:55] FX BLACK
    Whoosh
[18:55] FX RED
    Smash
[18:55] MOGURA
    Stop chasing a young girl's ass around,
    you hellbound reserves!
[18:56] FX YELLOW
    Whud
[18:56] FX GREEN
    Smash
[18:56] FX BLUE
    Smash
[18:59] MOGURA
    Get outta here!
[19:00] SPIRIT A
    What's your problem?!
[19:01] SPIRIT B
    We were just looking!
[19:04] MAGI
    That wasn't asking nicely at all!
[19:06] MOGURA
    Yeah, I know. Since it's important,
    I wanted to phrase it politely first.
[19:10] MOGURA
    But spirits are pretty brazen
    since people can't see them.
[19:13] MOGURA
    You always end up having to
    drive them off like this.
[19:17] MAGI
    What about all that ethical crap you
    said about spirits being human?!
[19:21] MOGURA
    It's like, you know...
[19:22] MOGURA
    "Don't date, focus on your studies!
[19:24] MOGURA
    (But you guys are dating, right?
    Ah, to be young!)"
[19:30] MOGURA
    Like saying that at school.
[19:32] MAGI
    Your logic is infuriating!
[19:33] MOGURA
    You gotta pay lip service, you know?
[19:36] MOGURA
    Hey, look! It's rare that I
    collect this much at once!
[19:40] YAEKO
    You're the one who mentioned
    looking at a girl's butt all you want.
[19:43] MOGURA
    Now then...
[19:45] MOGURA
    We're done dealing with the ones
    who'll leave when you tell them to.
[19:49] MOGURA
    The real problem starts now.
[19:53] MOGURA
    Don't make eye contact.
[19:55] MOGURA
    Don't act scared. Act normal.
[19:57] MOGURA
    He's only interested in himself.
[19:59] MOGURA
    He doesn't even see that something
    happened to the spirits around him.
[20:02] MOGURA
    But if he realizes we've noticed him,
    it'll be a real pain.
[20:08] MOGURA
    I was hoping she wasn't possessed
    by one of those, but there he is.
[20:12] MOGURA
    Good grief.
[20:13] MOGURA
    We could leave him alone, since Shio-chan
    doesn't seem bothered by him,
[20:16] MOGURA
    but sometimes spirits like him
    switch to nice girls like Yae-chan.
[20:20] YAEKO
    What?
[20:21] FX
    Huff
[20:22] MAGI
    So he's an evil spirit.
[20:23] FX
    Pant
[20:26] MOGURA
    Nah, just needy.
[20:26] FX
    Hnf hnf hnf hnf hnf
[20:30] MOGURA
    I told you, spirits are human.
[20:33] STALKER
    A girl...
[20:33] MOGURA
    In other words, he's a stalker.
[20:35] MAGI
    Now that I get a better look at him,
[20:37] MAGI
    he's less supernaturally scary
    and more simply creepy.
[20:41] MOGURA
    You think telling a stalker
    to leave you alone will work?
[20:45] MAGI
    No.
[20:46] MOGURA
    Right?
[20:47] MAGI
    Living humans have the police.
[20:49] MAGI
    So what do we do about dead people?
[20:52] MAGI
    What we need is a proper exorcist.
[20:55] MAGI
    Someone who won't just make him
    leave but can force him to pass on.
[20:58] YAEKO
    But Mogura-san, you can't
    exorcise spirits, right?
[21:01] MOGURA
    No, but I know someone who can.
[21:04] MOGURA
    There aren't many real exorcists.
[21:06] MOGURA
    And they're stupid expensive.
[21:08] MOGURA
    But I've got a connection.
[21:11] MOGURA
    The thing is, they're even rougher and
    crabbier than me, so you gotta watch how—
[21:16] STALKER SPIRIT
    Do you see me?
[21:20] STALKER SPIRIT
    Were you talking about me behind my back?
[21:24] STALKER SPIRIT
    Badmouthing me?
[21:25] STALKER SPIRIT
    You were badmouthing me, weren't you?
[21:26] STALKER SPIRIT
    Do you hate me?
[21:29] MOGURA
    Crap!
[21:30] MOGURA
    He realized we can see him!
[21:33] MOGURA
    Run!
[21:33] MAGI & YAEKO
    What?
[21:36] MOGURA
    The spirit's about to get real needy!
[21:40] CLIENT
    Hurry up and defeat the spirit possessing me.
[21:43] KYOSHIRO
    Everyone's always asking
    me to "defeat" spirits.
[21:45] KYOSHIRO
    What a bunch of simple-minded idiots.
[21:48] KYOSHIRO
    Why don't you go find a
    ghost-slaying holy sword,
[21:51] KYOSHIRO
    join a ghost hunting squad,
    come up with a cool ability name,
[21:54] KYOSHIRO
    defeat the ghost with your killer move,
    die beautifully while doing it,
[21:58] KYOSHIRO
    and become a ghost yourself!
[21:59] SIGN
    Die and become a ghost yourself!
[22:01] KYOSHIRO
    Then I'll exorcise you.
SIGN    Episode 3
    "The Gathered Crew"

3 - The Gathered Crew

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SIGN    Rule 2
     Demon fire (fire by-product) produced by the dead
     can be stored in the lantern.
SIGN    Rule 4
     What if, for example,
     his body is instantaneously
     blown to pieces by an explosion?
     → He still cannot go to the afterlife.
    More on that another time.
SIGN    Rule 5
     Mogura is eager to see
     the end of his life
     in a good way.
SIGN    Rule 3
     Once the lantern is full, it becomes
     a flame that guides Mogura to
     the afterlife, but it can be
     consumed to extend a person's life.
     How much flame must be gathered? Who knows.
SIGN    Rule 1
    Mogura is banished from the afterlife = He must continue
     to live in this world, but there is one (1) measure he can take.
     → Go to Rule 2
SIGN    Episode 3
    "The Gathered Crew"
[01:38] MOGURA
    Sorry, but those types are the scariest!
[01:41] MOGURA
    Dead or alive, overly-attached
    psychos are scary!
[01:43] MAGI
    I guess it comes down to what
    they were like in life!
[01:45] MOGURA
    So in general, all women's
    spirits are terrifying!
[01:49] MAGI
    I see!
[01:50] YAEKO
    I object!
[01:51] YAEKO
    I believe that depends on the person!
[01:53] SHIO
    Yeah, you tell 'em!
[01:54] MOGURA
    Oh, sorry.
[01:56] STALKER SPIRIT
    Wait! Wait for me!
[01:59] MOGURA
    Run!
[02:00] MOGURA
    Run to a shrine or something!
[02:03] MAGI
    Will that help?
[02:05] MOGURA
    Maybe not, but sometimes they
    function kinda like save points.
[02:09] MAGI
    You're not sure?
[02:11] MOGURA
    Once your paranormal
    sensitivity's been activated,
[02:13] MOGURA
    you're more sensitive to spiritual harm, too.
[02:16] SHIO
    Spiritual harm?
[02:17] YAEKO
    Illnesses and mishaps caused by spirits.
[02:20] MOGURA
    Especially you, Magi!
[02:21] MOGURA
    Nice but high-strung guys like you
[02:24] MOGURA
    suffer immediately when they're
    possessed by spirits like that one!
[02:26] STALKER SPIRIT
    Wait!
[02:26] MAGI
    No thanks!
[02:29] MAGI
    The cats won't stop meowing.
[02:31] MAGI
    They're adding to the scary vibes.
[02:34] MOGURA
    Cats are sensitive creatures.
[02:36] MOGURA
    But this level of agitation...
[02:39] MOGURA
    We might've caught a lucky break.
[02:42] MOGURA
    Follow the meowing cats!
[02:52] KYOSHIRO
    Well, if it isn't Mogura.
[02:54] KYOSHIRO
    What are you up to?
[02:57] MOGURA
    Kyo-chan, I knew you were nearby.
[03:00] MOGURA
    On your way back from an exorcism?
[03:02] KYOSHIRO
    I thought I sensed something odd. Must be that.
[03:08] MAGI
    The stalker spirit is cowering for some reason.
[03:10] MOGURA
    Please, Kyo-chan!
[03:12] KYOSHIRO
    Please what?
[03:13] KYOSHIRO
    Tell me what you want me to do.
[03:15] KYOSHIRO
    I never understand anything you say.
[03:18] MOGURA
    What?
[03:21] KYOSHIRO
    Oh, did this thing latch onto you guys?
[03:24] KYOSHIRO
    You poor things.
[03:25] MAGI
    You know this person?
[03:27] KYOSHIRO
    Person? He's not a person.
[03:32] KYOSHIRO
    He's a sub-human creature being
    punished for his screwup.
[03:35] KYOSHIRO
    A human would've been sent to
    hell for making a mistake.
[03:39] MOGURA
    You don't have to say that to
    my face. I'm a person for now.
[03:41] MOGURA
    I'm working on it little by little, you know?
[03:44] KYOSHIRO
    Silence, windbag.
[03:46] KYOSHIRO
    Hey, you. You seem nice,
    so I'll tell you something.
[03:49] KYOSHIRO
    I don't know what he told you,
[03:51] KYOSHIRO
    but nothing good will come from
    associating with shady sub-humans.
[03:55] KYOSHIRO
    Not only that, but he's
    a typical trauma victim.
[03:58] KYOSHIRO
    There's no need to take this broken
    creature's manic-depressive episodes
[04:02] KYOSHIRO
    and extreme behavior seriously.
[04:04] KYOSHIRO
    He tells practically everyone about his trauma.
[04:07] KYOSHIRO
    He's a racketeer who survives by
    ingratiating himself with people.
[04:10] MOGURA
    Well, that's pretty harsh.
[04:11] MOGURA
    Anyway, this is Nekozuku Kyoshiro.
[04:14] MOGURA
    He'll exorcise this spirit for us.
[04:15] MOGURA
    These are Magi and Yae-chan.
[04:17] KYOSHIRO
    See? He's always like this.
[04:20] KYOSHIRO
    You leave out way too much information.
[04:23] SHIO
    I'm—
[04:23] KYOSHIRO
    I know who you are.
[04:25] KYOSHIRO
    You're that first-year, Inukai,
    who's prone to possession.
[04:27] SHIO
    Yes! I'm Inukai Shio.
[04:31] YAEKO
    Shio-chan, you probably shouldn't
    respond to everything on reflex.
[04:36] YAEKO
    Huh? Your uniforms match.
[04:39] SHIO
    You're right. Which means...
[04:41] SHIO
    All right!
[04:42] SHIO
    More people I can borrow textbooks
    from when I forget mine!
[04:45] KYOSHIRO
    I'm a third-year.
[04:46] YAEKO
    No, Shio-chan.
[04:48] YAEKO
    We're all shocked that the exorcist
    is a high school student.
[04:52] SHIO
    Oh, right.
[04:54] MAGI/ID
    We're not getting anywhere.
[04:56] MOGURA
    Anyway, you get the idea.
    Could you handle that spirit?
[04:59] KYOSHIRO
    No, I do not get the idea.
[05:01] KYOSHIRO
    Let me review the situation.
[05:03] KYOSHIRO
    I don't know why, but you
    met these people somehow.
[05:06] KYOSHIRO
    Not only that, but you've
    exposed them to spiritual harm.
[05:08] KYOSHIRO
    You even dragged Inukai into it.
[05:11] KYOSHIRO
    And now you want me to fix everything for you.
[05:14] KYOSHIRO
    Did I get that right?
[05:15] MOGURA
    Yes.
[05:16] KYOSHIRO
    Die.
[05:17] MOGURA
    I can't. That's the whole problem.
[05:21] KYOSHIRO
    Let me get her consent first.
[05:24] KYOSHIRO
    Inukai, should I exorcise you?
[05:27] SHIO
    Huh? What?
[05:28] SHIO
    I mean... I guess so.
[05:30] KYOSHIRO
    For your reference,
[05:32] KYOSHIRO
    the spirit is taking advantage of the situation
    to sexually harass you like crazy.
[05:35] KYOSHIRO
    You could leave it be since
    you can't see it anyway.
[05:38] SHIO
    Please get rid of it!
[05:44] MAGI
    Where's the spirit?
[05:52] MAGI/ID
    The spirit's physically injured?
[05:54] YAEKO
    I get that you're impressive, but...
[05:59] MAGI/ID
    Either way...
SIGN    Purr
[06:02] MAGI/ID
    This guy's smaller and younger than me,
    but he's oddly intimidating.
SIGN    Purr
[06:06] MAGI/ID
    What's going on?
[06:08] MAGI/ID
    And this strange noise...
[06:11] MOGURA
    Use your eyes, not your head. It'll be quicker.
[06:14] MOGURA
    Look closely. Real closely.
SIGN    Purr
SIGN    Purr
[06:16] MOGURA
    Can't you see it?
SIGN    Purr
[06:18] MOGURA
    That's the price of possessing great power.
[06:23] KYOSHIRO
    Ow. That hurts.
[06:26] KYOSHIRO
    You stink. Your mouth stinks.
[06:28] MOGURA
    Well, I guess some people might be jealous.
[06:31] KYOSHIRO
    Jealous of what?
[06:33] KYOSHIRO
    He steals my nutrients, so I can't gain weight
[06:36] KYOSHIRO
    and get these bags under my eyes.
[06:37] KYOSHIRO
    It sucks.
[06:40] KYOSHIRO
    Go on, Nabeshima. Time for a treat.
[06:49] MOGURA
    He's possessed by a bakeneko.
SIGN    Purr
SIGN    Urgh?
SIGN    Hurk Hurk
SIGN    Blarf
SIGN    Splat
[07:02] MOGURA
    Ah, he puked.
[07:06] MOGURA
    I guess that beats being eaten completely.
[07:09] MOGURA
    Now he won't be able to move for a while.
[07:11] MOGURA
    Someone from the afterlife will notice the
     commotion and come to get him soon.
[07:15] MOGURA
    We'll let them handle the rest.
[07:17] MOGURA
    This is how the Nekozuku
    family conducts exorcisms.
[07:20] MOGURA
    They've been possessed by
    bakeneko for generations.
[07:23] MOGURA
    As a literature major, I'm sure you get
    that they're still hated and feared.
[07:28] MOGURA
    The Nekozuku family turned that
    into a way to make money.
[07:31] MOGURA
    They're exorcists.
[07:32] MOGURA
    They fight fire with fire.
[07:35] MOGURA
    But an exorcism by the family
    head costs a fortune.
[07:37] MOGURA
    Meanwhile, Kyo-chan's still a trainee.
[07:40] MOGURA
    He'll defeat spirits for free.
[07:42] MAGI
    You know a lot of free services.
[07:44] KYOSHIRO
    I don't "defeat" spirits.
SIGN    Purr
[07:46] KYOSHIRO
    Someone should eat your
    brain for thinking that.
[07:49] MOGURA
    You're right.
[07:50] MOGURA
    You don't enjoy a sense of
    justice when you do it.
[07:53] MOGURA
    My bad.
[07:54] MOGURA
    You appease the great cats so
    they'll swat your victims.
[07:58] MOGURA
    That's the Nekozuku family style.
[08:01] MOGURA
    If the spirits are unlucky,
    sometimes they're eaten.
[08:04] MAGI
    In other words...
[08:06] MAGI
    they're really good with cat toys?
[08:08] MOGURA
    That's right.
[08:09] MAGI
    They're like celebrity pet trainers.
[08:11] MOGURA
    Anyway, that's that.
[08:13] MOGURA
    I'll be taking some flames from this guy.
[08:15] MAGI
    He's like the old woman who
    steals hair in Rashomon.
[08:19] MAGI
    It feels so fruitless.
[08:22] STALKER SPIRIT
    Girls...
[08:24] KYOSHIRO
    He won't give up.
[08:26] KYOSHIRO
    He probably never got a date in life.
[08:28] KYOSHIRO
    Go on, Nabeshima! Play!
[08:39] MOGURA
    Kyo-chan, be a little more careful.
[08:42] MOGURA
    You'll scatter the flames.
[08:43] MAGI
    What kind of logic is that?
[08:44] MOGURA
    You get more tofu by scooping
    it out of the pot with a ladle
[08:47] MOGURA
    than poking it apart while trying
    to pick it up with chopsticks.
[08:51] MOGURA
    It's the same thing.
[08:53] MAGI
    I think I get it, but was that
    the right analogy to use?
[08:56] MOGURA
    Kyo-chan still hasn't mastered that yet.
[08:59] MOGURA
    The head of the Nekozuku family
    does it way more neatly.
[09:02] MAGI
    Right, that!
[09:03] MAGI
    Um, is his father's name
    Nekozuku Toshiro by chance?
[09:08] MOGURA
    Huh? I'm surprised you know.
[09:10] MAGI
    I knew it.
[09:11] MAGI
    Nekozuku's an unusual name.
[09:14] MAGI
    He's a professor at my university.
[09:16] MAGI
    He teaches fantasy literature
    and is my seminar advisor.
[09:19] MAGI
    He's a fantasy author himself.
[09:22] MAGI
    He writes mysterious stories.
[09:24] MAGI
    His style and oddly specific
    expressions are interesting.
[09:27] MAGI
    That's why I took one of his classes.
[09:29] MOGURA
    A fantasy author?
[09:33] MOGURA
    Toshiro writes fantasy novels?
[09:37] MOGURA
    Those aren't novels.
SIGN    Hee Hee
[09:39] MOGURA
    They're probably his actual experiences.
[09:41] MOGURA
    Small world, huh?
[09:44] MOGURA
    See?
[09:45] MOGURA
    There's way more strangeness around
    you than you ever realized.
[09:56] MOGURA
    I said from the start that you
    could ignore all of this,
[09:59] MOGURA
    but now that you know,
[10:02] MOGURA
    you can change your perspective
    and enjoy life a little more.
[10:07] SHIO
    I'm the only one who can't see anything!
SIGN    Waaah
[10:12] MOGURA
    Well, life's easier for people like her.
[10:15] MAGI
    You're lucky you can't.
[10:16] MAGI
    The huge cat is actually pretty scary.
[10:18] SHIO
    I wanna see the bakeneko!
[10:21] MOGURA
    Either way, this situation is the
    miracle of the century for me.
[10:26] MOGURA
    Shio-chan's easily possessed.
[10:28] MOGURA
    I probably shouldn't say it,
    but that's great for me.
[10:30] MOGURA
    Magi and Yae-chan, let me know
    if you see anything else.
[10:34] MOGURA
    You're both pretty sensitive.
[10:36] MOGURA
    Few people have brains and eyes
    that can accept this so quickly.
[10:39] MOGURA
    Kyo-chan, I'll ask you to
    handle anything I can't.
[10:42] KYOSHIRO
    No, you won't.
[10:45] MOGURA
    We make a great team.
[10:47] MOGURA
    I'd nearly given up,
[10:48] MOGURA
    but I've never encountered such a perfect
    crew all at the same time before.
[10:54] MOGURA
    I might actually gather enough
    fire to return to the afterlife.
[10:58] MOGURA
    I actually have some hope now.
[11:00] MAGI/ID
    Return?
[11:01] MOGURA
    That's all for today. It's late.
[11:05] SHIO
    What? 11PM?
[11:07] SHIO
    Oh, no! My mom's going to be mad.
[11:10] MAGI
    I have an essay due tomorrow.
[11:12] KYOSHIRO
    What's wrong with you people?
[11:14] MAGI
    Good morning.
[11:18] MAGI
    Professor Nekozuku, I just sent you my essay.
[11:21] MAGI
    Twenty pages on why children's literature
    contains so many horror elements.
[11:26] TOSHIRO
    Yes, I received it.
[11:28] TOSHIRO
    Did you pull an all-nighter?
[11:30] MAGI
    Huh? Yeah, I guess.
[11:32] TOSHIRO
    That's not good for you.
[11:33] TOSHIRO
    You should be careful.
[11:35] MAGI
    I will. Excuse me.
[11:37] TOSHIRO
    Magi-kun, Kirihara-san.
[11:40] TOSHIRO
    I should warn you:
    Stay away from Drawer Street.
[11:44] TOSHIRO
    It'll keep pulling you in deeper.
[11:57] TOSHIRO
    This isn't an easy life.
[11:59] TOSHIRO
    The shoulder stiffness is especially terrible.
[12:02] MAGI
    I think I'll go home for the day and sleep.
SIGN    Candy Shop
     Guillotine Head Shop
[12:07] MAGI
    Thanks for letting me use the wifi.
[12:09] UKIGUMO
    Not at all.
[12:10] MAGI
    I forgot you don't have
    wifi at your place, Mogura.
[12:13] MOGURA
    So this is an online lecture, huh?
[12:16] MOGURA
    Hey, it's Toshiro!
[12:18] TOSHIRO
    Hello.
[12:19] TOSHIRO
    Today I'm lecturing from Mie Prefecture.
[12:22] TOSHIRO
    Mie is the birthplace of Edogawa Ranpo.
[12:22] MAGI
    Professor Nekozuku goes on
    business trips sometimes.
[12:25] MAGI
    He conducts his classes online when he does.
[12:26] TOSHIRO
    Ranpo was born in what is now known as Nabari.
[12:28] MOGURA
    Sometimes he travels for exorcisms.
[12:28] TOSHIRO
    When he was two, he moved to Kameyama
    City and moved again after that,
[12:31] MOGURA
    He's famous by word of mouth.
[12:32] TOSHIRO
    repeatedly moving throughout his life.
[12:34] MAGI
    So that's how it is.
[12:36] MAGI
    I had no idea.
SIGN    Fantasy Literature
     May Document by Nekozuku Toshiro
    
     Works dealing with spirits and devils
    reflect attitudes about life and death,
    religion, and culture.
    
    
     Attitudes towards life and death and
    unwritten rules in Japanese legends
    
     Interpretations on Japan's famous
     "Tale of the Bamboo Cutter"
    
     In Japan, distinctions between gods,
     monsters, and spirits are blurry
[12:38] TOSHIRO
    Can you see the document?
[12:40] FEMALE STUDENT A
    It's hard to see you.
[12:42] FEMALE STUDENT A
    How do we close the document?
[12:44] TOSHIRO
    Please look at the document and not me.
[12:47] TOSHIRO
    In Japan, when we read stories
    about non-humans living as humans,
[12:52] TOSHIRO
    we tend to interpret it as a god
    or similar entity being punished.
[12:59] TOSHIRO
    Some people read Kaguyahime from "The
    Tale of the Bamboo Cutter" this way.
[13:04] TOSHIRO
    The people of the moon—in other words,
    the residents of heaven—are above humans.
[13:08] TOSHIRO
    For convenience's sake,
[13:10] TOSHIRO
    we can say it's natural for Japanese
    people to interpret stories this way.
SIGN    Fantasy Literature
     May Document by Nekozuku Toshiro
    
     Works dealing with spirits and devils
    reflect attitudes about life and death,
    religion, and culture.
    
    
     Attitudes towards life and death and
    unwritten rules in Japanese legends
    
     Interpretations on Japan's famous
     "Tale of the Bamboo Cutter"
    
     In Japan, distinctions between gods,
     monsters, and spirits are blurry
[13:13] TOSHIRO
    Tree spirits and animals that serve gods are
    also thought of as being above humans.
[13:20] TOSHIRO
    This thinking is natural for us as well.
[13:22] TOSHIRO
    A heavy influence from animism inspires...
[13:26] MAGI/ID
    Beings above humans are demoted to human
    status and forced to live in this world.
[13:31] MOGURA
    The internet is crazy!
[13:32] MOGURA
    Hey, Toshiro!
[13:33] MAGI/ID
    Above humans?
[13:34] MOGURA
    Can he see me, too?
[13:36] MAGI/ID
    But like Nekozuku Jr. said...
[13:40] (Flashback) KYOSHIRO
    He's not a person.
SIGN    Purr
[13:46] MAGI
    Now that I think about it, there's always
    been a lot of spiritual interference
[13:49] MAGI
    in Professor Nekozuku's online lectures.
[13:51] MOGURA
    Not only that, but Ikebukuro-san's messing with
    the camera because they know where it is.
[13:56] MAGI
    Ikebukuro-san?
[13:57] MOGURA
    That's the cat's name.
[13:59] MAGI
    Ikebukuro-san?!
[14:00] MAGI
    Actually, never mind.
[14:02] MAGI
    The professor notices right away when
    students use a screenshot to skip class.
[14:06] MOGURA
    The spirits not moving in the
    background give it away.
[14:09] MAGI
    He also notices right away
    if someone's napping.
[14:11] MOGURA
    Because spirits rat on them for fun.
SIGN    Spirits
SIGN    Younger
     Brother
SIGN    Spirits
SIGN    Spirits
SIGN    Spirits
SIGN    Younger
     Sister
[14:14] MOGURA
    But Toshiro probably struggles to
    recognize who's the student sometimes.
[14:20] MAGI
    I never thought I'd learn about
    his struggles in this unique way.
[14:25] MOGURA
    So, why are you listening to his lecture here?
[14:29] MOGURA
    You came here for a reason, right?
[14:31] MAGI
    Yeah.
[14:32] MAGI
    The other day, you said real exorcisms are expensive.
[14:37] MAGI
    How much do they actually cost?
[14:39] SIGN
    Yen
[14:39] SIGN
    Yatsume Store
[14:39] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    What's the market price for exorcisms?
[14:43] (Flashback) MAGI
    It's going viral.
SIGN    This is really bad. I know because I can see spirits.
    
     That place has always been haunted.
    
     No way.
    
     Neighborhood's going crazy over it lol
[14:45] (Flashback) MAGI
    In the replies, "Should they
    be showing the store's name?"
[14:47] (Flashback) MAGI
    "Scary. That's near me.
    Never going back there."
[14:50] (Flashback) MAGI
    People are losing their minds.
[14:51] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    A tenant's security guard uploaded it.
[14:54] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    They probably didn't think
    it would blow up this much.
[14:58] (Flashback) MAGI
    So that's why there were so
    many weird customers today.
[15:01] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    It doesn't matter whether
    there are spirits or not.
[15:03] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Headquarters has ordered me to deal with it.
[15:07] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Deal with it.
[15:08] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    What exactly am I supposed to do?!
[15:10] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    They're making it entirely my responsibility!
[15:11] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Damn you, Kaneda from General Affairs!
[15:13] (Flashback) MAGI
    I'm sure Kaneda-san's catching a
    lot of crap from his bosses, too.
[15:17] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    A few customers have already
    demanded I exorcise the place.
[15:20] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    What am I gonna do?
[15:22] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    This is a trust issue for the store.
[15:24] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    I need to put on a show to convince
    customers I'm dealing with it.
[15:32] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Maybe there really is something here.
[15:37] (Flashback) SPIRIT A
    What? I can make things move!
[15:39] (Flashback) SPIRIT B
    Wow, you're a poltergeist!
[15:42] MAGI/ID
    There sure is...
[15:43] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    You know, that high school girl
    has been coming a lot recently.
[15:47] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    The one wearing the Yatsume High uniform.
[15:50] (Flashback) SHIO
    Magi-san!
[15:52] (Flashback) SHIO
    I'll buy my snacks here from now on!
[15:55] (Flashback) MAGI
    Is this all for one day?
[15:56] (Flashback) SPIRIT D
    This place is fun.
SIGN    Whirr
[15:57] (Flashback) SPIRIT D
    I think I'll stay here for a while.
[15:59] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    This kind of thing's been happening
    a lot since she started showing up.
[16:02] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Maybe it's her fault.
[16:04] MAGI/ID
    It is.
[16:05] MAGI/ID
    Maybe I should tell the manager.
[16:07] MAGI/ID
    But I don't want him to think I'm weird.
[16:10] MAGI/ID
    I guess people who can see spirits
    struggle with this sort of thing.
[16:13] MAGI/ID
    It'd be cool if this were an anime,
    but it's kind of a drag.
[16:17] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    The full-time employees are creeped out, too.
[16:19] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    If an exorcism would make everyone feel
    better, then it'd be worth doing.
[16:23] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    You know, there's that thing.
    The placebo effect?
SIGN    where to get exorcism
[16:27] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Aw, man. Who am I supposed to hire to do that?
[16:31] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    A Shinto priest? A Buddhist monk?
[16:33] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Magi, do you know any mediums?
[16:35] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Of course you don't.
[16:37] (Flashback) MAGI
    What?
[16:38] (Flashback) MAGI
    Actually, uh...
[16:40] (Flashback) MAGI
    I do.
[16:42] MOGURA
    I see.
[16:44] MOGURA
    So your boss asked you for a favor.
[16:47] MOGURA
    That's just your luck, huh?
[16:49] MAGI
    Yeah.
[16:50] MOGURA
    Pretty lucky for your boss.
[16:52] MAGI
    Yeah.
[16:53] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    What? You do? Really?
[16:56] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Seriously?
[16:57] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Wait, really?
[16:58] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    How do you know them?
[16:59] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Doesn't matter. Could you ask them?
[17:01] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Magi-kun, I'm so glad I hired you.
[17:03] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Thanks.
[17:04] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Oh, I'm so glad!
[17:09] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    I'm so glad I hired you, Magi-kun!
[17:12] (Flashback) SUKEKIYO
    Thank you!
[17:14] MAGI
    He specifically thanked me twice.
[17:17] MOGURA
    That anecdote really highlights the
    struggles of middle management.
[17:21] MOGURA
    But real exorcisms are really expensive.
[17:24] MAGI
    How much? Like 100,000 yen?
[17:27] MOGURA
    A million yen.
[17:28] MAGI
    One million yen?!
[17:29] MOGURA
    When the spirits are real dangerous.
[17:32] MOGURA
    Toshiro's who you call when you're dealing
    with something real dangerous.
[17:37] MOGURA
    Same as medical bills, he's expensive.
[17:40] MOGURA
    In other words, a spirit like that one the
    other day can be handled for free by Kyo-chan.
[17:45] MOGURA
    Most spirit incidents are minor,
    a misconception,
[17:49] MOGURA
    or can be explained medically.
[17:51] MOGURA
    So bullshit artist psychics who charge
    a half-assed fee tend to be shady.
[17:56] MOGURA
    From the sound of things,
    I bet you could handle it.
[18:00] MAGI
    Actually, they don't seem to think much of me.
[18:03] (Flashback) MAGI
    Um, could you please leave?
SIGN    Timid
[18:03] (Flashback) SPIRIT A
    How's being a spirit?
[18:04] (Flashback) SPIRIT A
    Do you ever get hungry?
SIGN    Ignored
[18:06] (Flashback) SPIRIT B
    Not often!
[18:06] (Flashback) SPIRIT A
    Right?
[18:08] MOGURA
    Oh, yeah? Figures.
[18:10] MAGI
    Does it?
[18:12] MOGURA
    Honestly, sorry.
[18:14] MOGURA
    You give really strong doormat vibes.
[18:18] MOGURA
    But since it's business-related,
    you'll need a proper adult.
[18:23] MOGURA
    Kyo-chan's in high school, so you
    should probably ask Toshiro.
[18:27] MAGI/ID
    No one would know if Mogura pretended to
    exorcise the spirits, and he'd get paid,
[18:31] MAGI/ID
    but he still won't do it.
[18:33] MAGI/ID
    I can't imagine why he's being punished.
[18:36] MAGI/ID
    Sometimes his kindness is inhuman.
[18:42] SIGN
    Yen
[18:42] SIGN
    Yatsume Store
[18:43] TOSHIRO
    Excuse me.
[18:44] TOSHIRO
    I am Nekozuku, the exorcist
    who was referred here.
[18:49] SUKEKIYO
    Thank you for coming.
[18:51] SUKEKIYO
    I'm Kaminuma Kiyosuke.
[18:53] SUKEKIYO
    So good to have you!
SIGN    Bow
[18:53] MAGI/ID
    He looks so sketchy!
SIGN    Recent Photo of Writer
[18:56] NA
    My great-grandfather once told me a story.
[18:59] NA
    He was stationed on Celebes Island,
    or modern-day Sulawesi Island,
SIGN    "Back Alley by Nekozuku Toshiro"
[19:03] NA
    as part of the Southern
    Expeditionary Army Group.
[19:06] NA
    A small second-class soldier had suffered
    major injuries all over his body,
[19:12] NA
    and without proper nutrition, that night
    or the next day would be critical.
[19:18] NA
    A tall and lean second-class soldier
    began claiming he was a hermit.
[19:23] NA
    "I take pity on those in front of me
    because I don't want to feel guilty.
[19:31] NA
    I'm not cut out to be a god."
[19:46] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    What did you just feed to Private Kirihara?
[19:50] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Who are you?
[19:51] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Nekozuku Oshiro, private first-class.
[19:54] (Flashback) MOGURA
    You're with the squad that arrived today?
[19:56] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Forgive me.
[19:58] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Someone must've raised you well.
[20:01] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Usually, first-class soldiers greet impudent
    second-class soldiers by punching us.
[20:07] (Flashback) MOGURA
    You're either really smart
    or really good at something.
[20:13] (Flashback) MOGURA
    It's rare for someone with your
    build to make first-class.
[20:16] (Flashback) MOGURA
    You look even unhealthier than
    me and Private Kirihara.
[20:19] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Are you all right?
[20:20] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Never mind that.
[20:22] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Don't try to distract me by provoking me.
[20:24] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Allow me to be direct.
[20:26] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    When you return to Japan,
    I want you to help my boy.
[20:29] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Should you be talking about going back, sir?
[20:33] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Don't change the subject.
[20:36] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    I know you're not normal.
[20:39] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    You've been clearly following the
    thing possessing me with your eyes.
[20:45] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    The heads of my family are short-lived
    because we're possessed.
[20:48] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    There's nothing a doctor can do about it.
[20:50] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    I'm currently 23 years old.
[20:53] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Honestly, I don't know if I'll live to see thirty.
[20:56] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    My one-year-old son back home isn't
[20:58] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    strong enough to endure possession
    and might not make it to ten.
[21:02] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    If what you told and fed Private
    Kirihara will extend his life,
[21:07] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    then I want you to help my family.
[21:09] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    In exchange, my family will do anything
    it can for you in the future.
[21:14] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Please help us, even if it's just my son.
[21:17] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Living in this world may become
    the more difficult choice,
[21:21] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    but I want to give my child
    as many choices as possible.
[21:24] (Flashback) MOGURA
    I'm amazed you noticed my odd ramblings, sir.
[21:29] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    I'm accustomed to noticing the odd.
[21:32] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    Take a look around you.
[21:34] (Flashback) OSHIRO
    This is what it means to have
    choices taken from you.
[21:39] NA
    People say it is righteous to help others,
[21:42] NA
    while others believe giving up
    on the hopeless is more noble.
[21:47] NA
    Even on our deathbeds, we don't
    know the right answer.
[21:52] NA
    But this hermit who couldn't
    even choose to die said,
[21:56] NA
    "This choice may lead to the
    greatest miracle of the century,"
[22:02] NA
    as though to comfort himself.
SIGN    Episode 4
    "The Mystery of the Mad Dog and the Red Panda"

4 - The Mystery of the Mad Dog and the Red Panda

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SIGN    Red Panda
[00:06] KYOSHIRO
    Go on, Nabeshima. Time for a treat.
[00:12] MOGURA
    I might actually gather enough
    fire to return to the afterlife.
[00:16] MOGURA
    I actually have some hope now.
[00:20] SUKEKIYO
    Magi, do you know any mediums?
[00:23] SUKEKIYO
    Of course you don't.
[00:25] MAGI
    What?
[00:26] MAGI
    Actually, uh...
[00:29] MAGI
    I do.
[00:33] OSHIRO
    I want you to help my family.
[00:35] OSHIRO
    In exchange, my family will do anything
    it can for you in the future.
[02:12] MOGURA
    Anyway, people in your family sure do
    like to get married early.
SIGN    Great-great-grandfather
[02:16] MOGURA
    Kyo-chan, have you already found a wife?
SIGN    Great-grandfather
SIGN    Grandfather
SIGN    Father
[02:18] KYOSHIRO
    Where'd that come from?
[02:20] TOSHIRO
    One last thing.
SIGN    Episode 4
    "The Mystery of the Mad Dog and the Red Panda"
SIGN    Paranormal Consultant
     Nekozuku Toshiro
[02:23] TOSHIRO
    Do you need a receipt?
[02:24] SUKEKIYO
    What? Exorcists offer receipts?
[02:28] TOSHIRO
    Many people even purchase talismans
    as a business expense.
[02:32] SUKEKIYO
    In that case, I'd like a receipt, please!
[02:34] SUKEKIYO
    I'm not paying for this out of pocket, Kaneda!
[02:37] MAGI/ID
    What happened between him and Kaneda?
[02:41] SUKEKIYA
    Do you belong to a religious corporation?
[02:44] TOSHIRO
    I'm self-employed.
[02:45] TOSHIRO
    I'm even registered and pay taxes.
[02:48] TOSHIRO
    Legal credibility is very beneficial.
[02:52] SUKEKIYO
    Seriously? Huh.
[02:53] SUKEKIYO
    It's odd to think our country runs
    on taxes collected from exorcisms.
[02:58] MOGURA
    Assuming they don't vanish like ghosts
    into the pockets of ministers.
[03:03] SUKEKIYO
    Does the Legal Affairs Bureau let
    you register as an exorcist?
[03:07] TOSHIRO
    Well, actually...
[03:09] TOSHIRO
    Officially, my job description is
    "cleaning, tidying, and estate liquidation."
[03:14] SUKEKIYO
    That's not wrong, but it's not really true.
[03:17] MAGI
    The tax office and Legal Affairs
    Bureau sound a little lax.
[03:19] TOSHIRO
    Magi-kun, I'll tell you something
    they don't teach you in college.
[03:23] TOSHIRO
    As long as they get their taxes,
    the country doesn't complain.
[03:27] MAGI/ID
    Ain't that the truth.
SIGN    The truth...
[03:29] MOGURA
    For generations, they've made a killing
    off performing exorcisms for ministers.
[03:33] MOGURA
    Ministers get possessed by all sorts of things.
[03:35] MAGI
    What? Professor, you have a close
    relationship with the government?
[03:38] MOGURA
    That's why the Nekozuku family's rich.
[03:42] MAGI
    Then you should cover more drinks
    at our seminar's parties.
[03:45] TOSHIRO
    If there's anything else I can tell you,
[03:47] TOSHIRO
    it's that I am a self-employed exorcist and
    college professor who writes on the side.
[03:53] TOSHIRO
    My tax returns are a pain in the rear.
[03:55] TOSHIRO
    If that sounds awful to you, then
    become an office worker instead.
[03:58] MAGI
    This is hardly the time for career advice.
[04:02] SUKEKIYO
    So, um, how much is this going to cost?
[04:05] SUKEKIYO
    Not too much, I hope...
[04:07] TOSHIRO
    Actually, an exorcism isn't even necessary.
[04:10] TOSHIRO
    There's no need to pay anything at all.
[04:12] TOSHIRO
    But in this case, I believe
    a performance is necessary,
[04:15] TOSHIRO
    so why don't I write a receipt for an amount
[04:18] TOSHIRO
    that will satisfy your headquarters.
     Say, 10,000 yen?
[04:21] SUKEKIYO/ID
    I'm glad this exorcist is so understanding.
[04:24] TOSHIRO
    Since this man referred me, even if I charge
    nothing, I'm obligated to fulfill my duty.
[04:30] MAGI
    Sounds like he really trusts you.
SIGN    Scratch
    Scratch
[04:33] MOGURA
    Yeah, I guess.
[04:35] MAGI
    Are you just gonna watch, Mogura?
[04:37] MOGURA
    What? I'm just, you know...
[04:40] MOGURA
    A pigeon waiting around someone eating
    bread in case they drop crumbs.
[04:44] MAGI
    Does putting yourself down
    that hard not make you sad?
[04:48] MOGURA
    What? You owe pigeons an apology!
[04:50] TOSHIRO
    Manager, sir, please wait here.
[04:53] TOSHIRO
    We'll let you know once the exorcism is over.
SIGN    Murr
[04:59] TOSHIRO
    What is it, Ikebukuro?
[05:02] TOSHIRO
    Actually, it's possible that
    there may be some difficulties.
[05:12] MOGURA
    Dang, there sure are a lot in here.
[05:15] MOGURA
    But they're all harmless.
[05:18] MOGURA
    Huh? What are they looking at?
[05:20] KYOSHIRO
    Mogura, there's something there.
SIGN    Growl
[05:24] KYOSHIRO
    It's probably not something
    human, but an animal.
SIGN    Yap Yap
SIGN    Thank you, Maggie-kun
     Gomoku Zoo's popular red panda
     Maggie-kun has gone to heaven
[05:30] YAEKO
    Maggie-kun the red panda has gone to heaven!
[05:33] YAEKO
    He died a peaceful death, huh?
[05:35] YAEKO
    He sure lived a long time.
[05:38] SHIO
    Maggie-kun the red panda?
[05:40] YAEKO
    He was my favorite red panda.
[05:42] SHIO
    Red pandas are those animals
    that look like raccoons, right?
[05:47] SHIO/ID
    Wait, favorite red panda?
[05:48] YAEKO
    They're actually pretty
    different from raccoons.
[05:51] YAEKO
    Raccoons walk like this, right?
[05:54] YAEKO
    But red pandas walk like this.
[05:56] SHIO
    Oh, you're right.
[05:58] SHIO
    Now that I look more closely, their
    shape and pattern are different, too.
[06:01] SHIO
    You really like red pandas, huh?
[06:04] YAEKO
    I love them! They're so cute!
[06:05] SHIO
    True. Now that I think
    about it, that's so true.
[06:10] SHIO
    Actually, doesn't Magi-san kind
    of look like a red panda?
SIGN    Maggie-kun
SIGN    Magi-kun
[06:14] YAEKO
    He so does. I've always thought so.
[06:17] SHIO
    Right?
[06:18] YAEKO
    Yeah!
[06:22] YAEKO
    Do you hear weird noises coming
    from Magi-kun's workplace?
[06:22] SIGN
    Yen
[06:22] SIGN
    Yatsume Store
[06:25] SHIO
    What?
[06:26] MAGI
    I've never been able to see
    animal spirits before.
[06:29] MOGURA
    Animals are geniuses at hiding,
    in life or after it.
[06:32] MOGURA
    Could you see Nabeshima at first?
[06:35] MOGURA
    Even now, he's kinda faint if
    you don't pay attention, right?
[06:40] MAGI
    You're right.
[06:42] MOGURA
    But you and the professor noticed.
[06:43] MOGURA
    Noticing the presence of
    animals isn't our specialty.
[06:49] MOGURA
    But Ikebukuro-san noticed right away.
[06:52] MOGURA
    After all, he's an animal, too.
SIGN    Murr
SIGN    Find Me
[06:56] MOGURA
    I'll say it again, but "seeing" is "noticing."
SIGN    "Noticing"
SIGN    "Seeing"
SIGN    Spot the Difference
[06:59] MOGURA
    We don't notice things our eyes see
    all the time. It's not just ghosts.
[07:04] MOGURA
    It's tough to find a snake hiding in the woods,
[07:07] MOGURA
    but an expert can, because they
    can guess where they'll be.
[07:10] MOGURA
    If you're not constantly
    guessing where things might be,
[07:12] MOGURA
    you won't even notice a savage
    beast right next to you.
[07:15] MOGURA
    Husbands often don't notice when their
    wives have changed their hairstyle.
[07:19] MOGURA
    Their eyes can see it,
    but their brains don't notice.
SIGN    Well? What do you think?
[07:20] WIFE
    Well? What do you think?
[07:23] MOGURA
    Anyway, what is that thing?
[07:26] MOGURA
    It's not a cat.
SIGN    Yap Yap
[07:31] MOGURA
    What is that? A tanuki?
[07:33] MAGI
    It's a raccoon.
SIGN    Grawr
[07:37] TOSHIRO
    I believe that's a red panda.
[07:39] MAGI
    What?
[07:39] TOSHIRO
    And that's a red panda's threat display.
[07:42] MOGURA
    Seriously? That's cute.
[07:45] MAGI
    The sound it makes is surprisingly scary.
[07:47] MAGI
    But what's a red panda spirit doing here?
[07:50] MAGI
    And red panda spirits are a thing?
[07:52] TOSHIRO
    It probably died in a zoo somewhere.
[07:56] TOSHIRO
    Perhaps it fled here after receiving
    too much attention from human spirits.
[08:00] MAGI
    It's scared. Poor thing.
[08:02] MAGI
    Don't be afraid.
[08:06] MOGURA
    Don't excite it!
[08:07] MOGURA
    Animals don't think like humans!
[08:09] MOGURA
    They're pretty tough to handle!
[08:11] MOGURA
    In situations like these, stay calm!
[08:13] MOGURA
    The best thing we can do right now is this!
[08:17] MOGURA
    Ikebukuro-san, get 'im!
[08:20] MAGI/ID
    If this guy were the protagonist of a
    manga or anime, he'd be utterly pathetic.
[08:25] MAGI
    Hey, wait!
[08:26] MAGI
    Maybe it's my ego talking, but should we be
    exorcising the spirit of an innocent animal?
[08:31] MAGI
    Bakeneko exorcisms are so... violent!
[08:35] MOGURA
    That's what makes Ikebukuro-san so amazing.
[08:38] MOGURA
    What makes Toshiro worthy
    to act as his master
[08:41] MOGURA
    is that he can make him
    obey despite being a cat.
SIGN    Silvervine
SIGN    Silvervine
[08:46] TOSHIRO
    Don't eat him, Ikebukuro.
[08:48] TOSHIRO
    Just capture him.
SIGN    Melting Cat
SIGN    High On Silvervine
[09:08] MOGURA
    He closed the shutter!
[09:10] MAGI
    What? Red pandas can be poltergeists?
[09:13] MOGURA
    It's not because he's a red panda.
[09:15] MOGURA
    I think he's just really easily scared.
[09:18] MOGURA
    Scaredy-cats tend to throw
    out all kinds of moves.
SIGN    Aaahhh
[09:22] MOGURA
    Humans do the same thing.
[09:24] MOGURA
    We've been paralyzed!
[09:25] MAGI
    Typical.
[09:27] MAGI
    I know this isn't a great time,
    but why do spirits paralyze people?
[09:31] MOGURA
    Broadly speaking, they
    don't have physical bodies,
[09:34] MOGURA
    so it's easiest for them to affect
    us using electrical signals.
[09:37] MOGURA
    In other words, our brains have been hacked.
[09:39] MOGURA
    Our brains think our bodies can't move.
[09:42] MOGURA
    That's why over-thinkers like
    you are especially susceptible.
[09:47] MAGI
    What?
[09:48] YAEKO
    Excuse me!
[09:50] YAEKO
    We're stopping by on our way home from work.
[09:52] YAEKO
    Is something wrong?
[09:53] SHIO
    Did the shutter close oddly just now?
SIGN    Automatic
[09:57] YAEKO
    Huh? It won't open.
[09:58] YAEKO
    Magi-kun, are you okay?
[10:01] MAGI
    Yae-chan and Shio-chan?
[10:03] MOGURA
    Hey, don't touch anything!
[10:05] SHIO
    Is this safe to open?
[10:07] MOGURA
    It won't open!
[10:08] KYOSHIRO
    Inukai, a spirit is keeping it closed!
[10:11] KYOSHIRO
    It's dangerous to touch!
[10:12] KYOSHIRO
    My dad and I are about to exorcise it,
     so get away from there!
[10:16] KYOSHIRO
    What?
[10:17] YAEKO
    What?
SIGN    Creaaak
SIGN    Hnnngh
[10:23] YAEKO
    What?!
[10:29] ALL
    What?!
[10:32] MOGURA
    Physical power beat spirit power.
[10:36] MAGI
    Come to think of it...
[10:37] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    Tomorrow? I can't tomorrow.
SIGN    The Literature Department's Mysterious Musclehead, Fujimura
[10:40] FUJIMURA
    I gotta be in the audience for my
    friend's bodybuilding contest.
[10:43] FUJIMURA
    Sorry.
[10:44] FUJIMURA
    After that, I'm going to the gym, then
    work, then I have plans for dinner.
[10:49] MAGI
    You'll wear yourself out.
[10:51] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    My idol Inukai-san is throwing a party.
[10:54] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    There's no way I can't go.
[10:55] (Flashback) MAGI
    Inukai-san?
[10:57] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    Their family's famous in the muscle world.
[11:00] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    Their name always comes up in potential
    workplaces for muscles like us.
[11:05] (Flashback) MAGI
    "Muscle" is a kind of person now, huh?
[11:08] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    Their family boasts special police,
    police officers, firefighters,
[11:12] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    martial artists, and security company managers.
[11:14] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    They're famous for their
    physical strength and skill.
[11:17] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    Even Inukai-san's youngest high-school-aged
    daughter is stronger than me.
[11:22] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    I've got a long ways to go.
[11:25] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    Inukai-san's youngest daughter...
[11:28] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    Inukai-san's...
[11:29] (Flashback) FUJIMURA
    Inukai-san...
SIGN    Inukai-san
[11:33] NA
    Nothing is farther from death
     than an embodiment of life.
[11:37] NA
    The power to live is the power
    of muscles. It is energy.
[11:40] NA
    Her parents are special police, her
    grandparents were police officers,
[11:42] NA
    and her great-grandparents reached
    the rank of captain in just six months.
SIGN    Youth
[11:46] NA
    Some say she's defended girls
    and even boys from ruffians.
[11:51] NA
    According to rumors, a bodybuilding and
    adventure channel has their eye on her.
SIGN    Life
[11:55] NA
    Her nickname is "the Considerate Mad Dog."
SIGN    I want pancakes!
[11:58] NA
    Her brain simply lags behind
    her other abilities a little.
SIGN    Q: What are your thoughts on mathematics?
[12:04] KYOSHIRO
    I knew her as the easily possessed girl, but
    at school she's famous for being energetic.
[12:10] KYOSHIRO
    I had no idea she was such a meathead, though.
[12:13] KYOSHIRO
    So that's why she's easily possessed.
[12:15] KYOSHIRO
    People with healthy bodies
    are farthest from death.
[12:19] KYOSHIRO
    That's why people like Inukai
    are strongest against spirits.
[12:22] KYOSHIRO
    At the same time, spirits are drawn to her.
[12:25] KYOSHIRO
    They're like moths drawn to a flame.
[12:27] KYOSHIRO
    By contrast, I have the ability
    to exorcise and see spirits,
[12:31] KYOSHIRO
    but it also means I'm closer to death.
[12:35] SHIO
    Are you all right? Is it an evil spirit?!
[12:37] SHIO
    Is there anything I can do?
SIGN    Do = Kill
[12:41] SHIO
    Where's the evil spirit?
[12:42] SHIO
    I can't see it, but where is it?!
SIGN    Tremble
    Tremble
[12:51] KYOSHIRO
    Whoa!
[12:53] TOSHIRO
    Kyoshiro!
[12:55] MOGURA
    First it paralyzed us, now it's
    levitating objects like a poltergeist?
[12:58] MOGURA
    This guy's got skills!
[13:02] KYOSHIRO
    Inukai, calm down!
[13:05] SHIO
    You're floating!
[13:07] KYOSHIRO
    If I'm thrown against the
    floor, my bones will break!
[13:10] KYOSHIRO
    I only weigh 40 kilos!
[13:11] KYOSHIRO
    I don't have much fat to cushion me!
[13:13] SHIO
    No way.
[13:14] SHIO
    But I weigh 55 kilos.
[13:16] MOGURA
    Isn't that because you've got lots of muscle?
[13:19] MOGURA
    Also, that's pretty normal for
    someone over 160 centimeters.
[13:30] MOGURA
    Repairing this damage is gonna
    cost more than the exorcism.
[13:36] MOGURA
    What's this powder?
[13:37] MAGI
    Gardening charcoal.
[13:39] MAGI
    People buy it for some reason.
[13:41] MAGI
    It's heavy, so inspecting
    and stocking it is a pain.
[13:45] MOGURA
    Kyo-chan, are you okay?
[13:47] TOSHIRO
    Kyoshiro!
SIGN    Badoom
[13:51] MOGURA
    Seriously? You're awesome, Shio-chan!
[13:54] MOGURA/ID
    Meanwhile, Kyo-chan looks like a confused
    cat from that short-lived fad.
[13:58] SHIO
    That was close.
[14:01] SHIO
    Are you hurt?
[14:02] KYOSHIRO
    No, I'm fine. Thanks.
[14:05] SHIO
    Not at all.
[14:06] YAEKO
    Magi-kun!
[14:07] MAGI
    Yae-chan.
[14:09] YAEKO
    Who's this suspicious person?
[14:11] YAEKO
    It's the professor!
[14:12] MAGI
    Yeah, it's the professor.
[14:15] YAEKO
    That means it was a spirit, right?
[14:17] YAEKO
    Where is it now?
[14:30] MAGI
    Yae-chan?
[14:31] YAEKO
    It's Maggie-kun the red panda!
[14:34] MAGI
    What? Maggie-kun?
[14:38] YAEKO
    Come here. Come here, buddy.
[14:40] YAEKO
    You must be Maggie-kun from Gomoku Zoo.
[14:42] YAEKO
    I'm Kirihara Yaeko.
[14:44] YAEKO
    What's wrong? Are you looking for your home?
SIGN    Fidget Fidget
[14:46] YAEKO
    Wanna come to mine?
[14:47] YAEKO
    I'd love to legally live with a red panda.
[14:49] MAGI/ID
    Yae-chan...
[14:51] MAGI/ID
    I had no idea she loved red pandas so much.
[14:53] MAGI/ID
    No, I had my suspicions,
[14:56] MAGI/ID
    but that's the character Busukure Red
    Panda from the popular game Boogie Crush.
[15:00] MAGI/ID
    I figured she liked them, but I didn't
    realize she was this serious about it.
SIGN    Glance
SIGN     Smack
[15:18] MAGI
    What? What?!
[15:23] YAEKO/ID
    Ma...
[15:25] YAEKO/ID
    Magi-kun achieved his final form!
[15:27] NA
    It's clear that Yaeko has
    some affection for Magi,
[15:32] NA
    but in this moment, that ascended to stanning.
[15:35] NA
    It evolved, like pouring egg over rice.
[15:40] SUKEKIYO
    Um, excuse me.
[15:42] SUKEKIYO
    What's going on right now?
[15:44] SUKEKIYO
    Is everything all right?
[15:46] TOSHIRO
    Your employee caught a Poke—
    I mean, it's all right.
[15:49] TOSHIRO
    We're making progress,
    so please take it easy in there.
[15:53] SUKEKIYO
    O-Okay...
[15:54] SPIRIT A
    How cute!
[15:56] YAEKO
    Maggie-san, look this way.
[15:59] SPIRIT B
    You look great, bud.
[16:00] MOGURA
    The spirits are enjoying this.
[16:02] TOSHIRO
    What should we do?
[16:04] SHIO
    Where's the red panda? I wanna see it!
[16:07] KYOSHIRO
    He's using Magi-san as a shield because
    he seems least likely to get angry.
[16:11] KYOSHIRO
    That's his final resort.
[16:13] MOGURA
    He's made himself right at home.
[16:15] MOGURA
    He's already starting to look like Magi.
[16:18] MOGURA
    What should we do?
[16:19] MOGURA
    It might become difficult to separate them.
[16:21] TOSHIRO
    Well, since he's not a
    monster like a bakeneko...
[16:26] KYOSHIRO
    Honestly, animal spirits are harder
    to remove than human spirits.
[16:29] KYOSHIRO
    It would actually be hugely helpful if he kept
    possessing him and left the store on his own.
[16:34] MOGURA
    Magi.
[16:35] MOGURA
    You're the one who felt bad about
    exorcising an innocent animal.
[16:39] MOGURA
    You look after it for a while.
[16:41] MAGI
    No way!
[16:43] TOSHIRO
    We'll have Magi-kun handle the red panda,
[16:46] TOSHIRO
    so now we can finally address
     the human spirits.
[16:48] MAGI
    Oh, are you actually getting started now?
[16:51] TOSHIRO
    Ikebukuro, send the spirits outside.
[16:56] MAGI
    What? No way. That's it?
SIGN    Yawn
[17:00] TOSHIRO
    It's over.
[17:02] TOSHIRO
    You'd have to be a freak to return after
    being threatened by a strange cat.
[17:07] TOSHIRO
    Of course, I'm exorcising those
    freaks more often than not.
[17:11] MAGI
    So most of your work is pretty dull.
[17:15] MOGURA
    So, what's Nabeshima doing?
[17:17] KYOSHIRO
    Nabeshima feels unmotivated right now.
[17:19] MOGURA
    What a cat.
[17:20] MOGURA
    It really does take training
    to handle animal spirits.
[17:25] TOSHIRO
    I'm sorry. We'll pay for the damage.
[17:28] SUKEKIYO
    Oh, no. I'll make headquarters pay for it.
[17:31] KYOSHIRO
    This type of physical cleanup
    is always more work.
[17:35] NA
    This world does not only belong to humans.
[17:38] NA
    There are far more things
    incomprehensible to humans,
[17:42] NA
    whether we notice them or not.
[17:45] SPIRIT C
    I guess we'll go somewhere else.
SIGN    Pigeon collecting
     crumbs
[17:48] SHIO
    I wanna see the red panda!
[17:50] SUKEKIYO
    No, this is totally a business expense!
[17:51] SUKEKIYO
    Things were floating on their own!
[17:53] SUKEKIYO
    In any case, I dealt with the problem!
[17:55] SUKEKIYO
    Hey! Kaneda, you bastard!
[17:59] SANADA
    Could you not work out at my house?
[18:02] ANNOUNCER
    Here's our next story.
[18:03] ANNOUNCER
    This afternoon, the popular elderly
    elephant Hana passed away.
[18:09] ANNOUNCER
    The zoo plans to set up a flower
    memorial starting tomorrow, and...
[18:09] NA
    And so, the night passes as though
    nothing out of the ordinary occurred.
SIGN    Yatsume High School
[18:17] SHIO
    Senpai, Senpai!
[18:19] SHIO
    Good morning!
[18:25] KYOSHIRO
    She's like a dumb dog.
[18:31] KYOSHIRO
    Is it safe to say this is your true nature?
[18:35] SHIO
    My true nature?
[18:36] SHIO
    Hey, Senpai, where's your cat right now?
[18:38] KYOSHIRO
    You're way worse than any evil spirit.
[18:42] KYOSHIRO
    As far as you're concerned, since you
    can't see them, they don't exist.
[18:45] SHIO
    Come on out!
[18:45] KYOSHIRO
    It's for the best.
[18:47] KYOSHIRO
    Don't believe everything people say.
[18:50] SHIO
    Kitty! Are you here?
[18:52] BOY
    What? Nekozuku's dating Inukai the first-year?
[18:56] BOY
    No way!
[19:01] KYOSHIRO
    Too much of your head is
    full of sexual thoughts.
[19:04] KYOSHIRO
    Aren't you a third-year?
[19:05] KYOSHIRO
    Use your head to study for
    college exams or get a job...
[19:09] KYOSHIRO
    Magi.
SIGN    Mogura Bath
SIGN    Adults 500 yen
    Children 300 yen
SIGN    Metal
    >and other
    Repairs
    Negotiable
[19:12] RADIO
    How you use the ingredients
    makes all the difference.
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
[19:14] RADIO
    Here are today's recipes.
[19:16] RADIO
    Exquisite stewed meat and
    potatoes and curry rice.
[19:19] MOGURA
    Curry, huh? I want curry.
[19:24] MAGI
    Are you in here?
[19:25] MOGURA
    I know I told you to come, but you sure
    have started casually showing up.
SIGN    Tater Chips
SIGN    Curry Flavor
SIGN    Monch Monch
[19:37] MAGI
    Mogura, how old are you?
[19:38] MOGURA
    I don't know.
[19:41] MAGI
    I don't mean your actual age.
[19:43] MAGI
    I mean physically.
[19:45] MOGURA
    Somewhere in my 30s, I guess?
[19:48] MAGI
    I've always found it odd.
[19:49] MAGI
    Wouldn't it be easier to gather
    flames as an energetic teen?
[19:53] MOGURA
    You idiot!
[19:55] MOGURA
    Don't underestimate the teenage years.
[19:57] MOGURA
    I'd get too hungry to get anything done.
[20:00] MOGURA
    It's too expensive.
[20:02] MOGURA
    In middle age, some days your stomach
    just decides to stop working,
[20:07] MOGURA
    and you can survive off practically nothing.
[20:09] MOGURA
    That said, if I go over 40, then I feel
    terrible about 20 days out of every month.
[20:15] MAGI
    It's tough being human.
[20:17] MOGURA
    Also, teens are easily distracted
    by every boob and butt they see.
[20:22] MAGI
    Aren't you still like that now?
[20:24] MOGURA
    Also, serious talk, a teenage
    body is peak physical form.
[20:29] MOGURA
    It costs too much flame to maintain.
[20:31] MOGURA
    Anyway, not to change the subject,
[20:34] MOGURA
    but people always want to know
    how old others are.
[20:37] MOGURA
    A person's age can affect
    your impression of them.
[20:41] MOGURA
    For example, Toshiro is middle-aged,
    but he's really young for a professor.
[20:45] MOGURA
    Or people might say "my eldest is already
    five" or "my youngest is still only five."
SIGN    Climb Climb
[20:51] MOGURA
    And for spirits that lack physical bodies,
    their appearance isn't set in stone.
[20:56] MOGURA
    You've heard of parents seeing their
    dead kids all grown up, right?
[21:00] MOGURA
    Anyway, Magi.
[21:02] MOGURA
    Thanks for the food.
[21:03] MOGURA
    This isn't very good, though.
[21:06] MOGURA
    So, what are you here for?
[21:08] MOGURA
    Despite kindly sticking your
    nose into people's business,
[21:11] MOGURA
    you try to get a read on people
    when you ask them for favors.
[21:14] MOGURA
    If you don't say what you came here for,
    I can keep talking for another ten hours.
[21:19] MOGURA
    You okay with that?
[21:21] MOGURA
    Anyway, listen to this!
[21:22] MOGURA
    Chapter one!
[21:23] MOGURA
    "The time an overly-attached psycho demanded
     I commit suicide with her in the Edo period!"
[21:27] MAGI
    No, please! I'll talk!
[21:30] MAGI
    Also, sorry.
[21:30] MAGI
    Those are the snacks that didn't sell,
    so they're not any good.
[21:36] MAGI
    My little brother... my piece of shit
    of a brother suddenly sent me...
SIGN    Little Bro
     Yesterday
[21:43] UMEHARU
    Hey, is there a region somewhere
    that reveres dolls?
[21:48] UMEHARU
    Isn't that what literature majors study?
[21:51] MAGI
    I'm studying folklore,
    but it's not my specialty.
[21:55] MAGI
    Why are you asking, anyway? Look it up.
[21:57] UMEHARU
    I did.
[21:59] UMEHARU
    But I didn't find anything.
SIGN    Is there a region somewhere that reveres dolls?
[22:00] UMEHARU
    Is there a region somewhere that reveres dolls?
SIGN    Episode 5
    "Trigger"

5 - Trigger

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[00:05] ---
    My piece of shit of a
    brother suddenly sent me...
SIGN    Episode 5
    "Trigger"
[01:40] MAGI
    Something must be up for him to
    suddenly ask such an odd question.
[01:44] MOGURA
    What's your brother like?
[01:47] MAGI
    I wonder if I have a picture.
[01:49] MAGI
    Oh, my mom sent me this one over New Year's.
[01:52] RADIO
    All done!
[01:53] RADIO
    How you use the ingredients
    makes all the difference!
[01:55] RADIO
    Here are today's recipes!
[01:57] MOGURA
    How you use the ingredients
    makes all the difference!
[01:59] MOGURA
    Here are today's recipes!
[02:02] MAGI
    I asked my brother what happened, and...
[02:05] UMEHARU
    Hello. Excuse the intrusion.
[02:08] MIYA
    Welcome.
[02:10] MAGI
    When he went to hang out at
    a female friend's house...
[02:13] MOGURA
    A female friend? Not his girlfriend?
[02:15] MAGI
    My brother's love life is pretty messy.
[02:19] MOGURA
    I see. So you're nothing alike.
[02:21] MOGURA
    Well, cheer up.
[02:23] MOGURA
    I'm on your side, okay?
[02:25] MAGI
    Shut up.
[02:27] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Thank you for being so nice to Miya.
[02:31] (Flashback) MIYA DAD
    Forgive us for being so doting, but we
    really love our adorable little girl.
[02:34] (Flashback) MIYA DAD
    We appreciate you being her friend.
[02:36] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Uh, sure.
[02:38] MAGI
    In any case, their family
    seemed cheerful and friendly.
[02:44] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Have some dinner.
[02:45] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Thank you.
[02:47] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    This looks good.
[02:54] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Have a seat.
[02:55] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Oh, we're one chair short.
[02:57] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Miya, could you go get one?
[02:59] (Flashback) MIYA
    Okay.
[03:02] (Flashback) ALL
    Let's eat.
[03:05] (Flashback) MIYA
    Anyway, that's when it happened...
[03:07] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    What? Really?
[03:08] (Flashback) MIYA
    Yeah. Rumor is Nekozuku-kun can see spirits.
[03:12] (Flashback) MIYA
    Oh, right. Mom, when are we visiting Uncle?
[03:16] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Well...
[03:17] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Oh, would you like seconds?
[03:18] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Yes, please.
[03:20] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Thank you.
[03:24] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Thanks for the food.
[03:26] (Flashback) MIYA
    Let's do our homework together.
[03:28] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Okay.
[03:29] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Good for you.
[03:30] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    I'll be watching TV in the other room.
[03:44] UMEHARU/ID
    The lack of explanation is terrifying.
[03:47] MAGI
    Apparently that's what happened.
[03:49] MOGURA
    You sure he's okay?
[03:51] MOGURA
    They're not gonna sacrifice your
    brother to something, are they?
[03:55] MOGURA
    If that family invites him to a festival
    that takes place every 90 years,
[03:58] MOGURA
    tell him to turn them down.
[03:59] MAGI
    I thought it was scary when
     I heard about it, too.
[04:02] MAGI
    But there's actually more to this story.
[04:05] (Flashback) MIYA
    Anyway, it made me laugh.
[04:07] (Flashback) MIYA
    What did you think, Ume-chan?
[04:09] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Uh, yeah. Me, too.
[04:11] UMEHARU/ID
    Her family's probably from somewhere in
    the countryside, and it's just their custom.
[04:16] UMEHARU/ID
    I didn't find anything on it,
[04:17] UMEHARU/ID
    but they must just be from really
    deep in the mountains or something.
[04:22] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Sorry for staying so late.
[04:24] (Flashback) MIYA MOM
    Come back soon.
[04:35] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    What...?
[04:37] (Flashback) MIYA
    What's wrong?
[04:38] (Flashback) MIYA
    Did you see a bug?
[04:41] MAGI
    When I was little,
[04:43] MAGI
    I hit my head on a dresser and hurt myself.
[04:47] MAGI
    Since I hit my forehead,
    I bled more than expected.
[04:51] MAGI
    It was the first time my parents paid
    attention to me since my brother was born,
[04:55] MAGI
    so I felt both happy and
    incredibly guilty about it.
[05:00] (Flashback) YOUNG MAGI
    I'm okay.
[05:02] (Flashback) YOUNG MAGI
    Anyway, Umeharu's crying. Go check on him.
[05:06] MAGI
    I thought they wouldn't accept
    me unless I said that.
SIGN    Magi
[05:15] MOGURA
    When was the last time you visited your parents?
[05:18] MAGI
    New Year's.
[05:19] MOGURA
    People who live alone despite attending
    a university in their parents' city
[05:23] MOGURA
    are generally independent,
    want a convenient commute,
[05:26] MOGURA
    or have an awkward relationship
    with their family.
[05:28] MAGI
    Your analysis can be annoying sometimes.
[05:31] MOGURA
    Tell him I'm an alumnus who
    can supposedly see spirits.
[05:36] MOGURA
    It's better than making up an elaborate story.
[05:39] MOGURA
    And tell him Yae-chan introduced me to you.
[05:41] MOGURA
    In my experience, involving a girl
    makes people lower their guard.
[05:45] MAGI
    This is the one thing you're good at.
[05:48] MOGURA
    Plus, you're calmer when Yae-chan's present.
[05:52] MOGURA
    It's surprisingly important
    to do things with others.
[05:55] MOGURA
    It makes us feel safer and stronger.
[05:58] MOGURA
    Having Yae-chan with you must've played
    a big role when you tried to help me.
[06:04] MOGURA
    You wanted to impress her, right?
[06:08] MOGURA
    If you'd been alone, you would've
    panicked and lost track of me.
[06:17] UMEHARU
    Mo...
[06:19] UMEHARU
    Mom, Dad!
[06:20] UMEHARU
    He brought his girlfriend home!
[06:23] MAGI
    She's not my girlfriend!
[06:32] UMEHARU
    She's nice.
[06:33] MAGI
    What was that pause just now?
[06:35] YAEKO
    Say it.
[06:37] YAEKO
    Depending on your answer, I might stab you.
[06:39] UMEHARU
    I just thought she was nice and small.
[06:42] YAEKO
    Small? What's small?
[06:44] YAEKO
    In four words or less.
[06:48] MOGURA
    Hey, could you tell me what happened?
[06:51] UMEHARU
    Oh, right. Come in.
[06:55] MOGURA
    First, what's this Miya-chan girl like?
[06:58] UMEHARU
    I think I have a picture.
[07:00] MOGURA
    Big brother red panda,
    little brother red panda.
[07:04] UMEHARU
    I have so many, I can't tell anymore.
[07:07] UMEHARU
    Which one is she?
[07:08] UMEHARU
    Oh, here.
[07:12] MAGI
    Why'd you take this picture?
[07:15] MAGI
    It looks like VHS-era adult video
    packaging or a centerfold model...
[07:21] UMEHARU
    Miya-chan's great because she's so sexy.
[07:24] MAGI
    Also, are big breasts the
    only thing you care about?
[07:28] UMEHARU
    As long as she's got big breasts,
    nothing else really matters.
SIGN    Damn it...
[07:32] UMEHARU
    Don't get me wrong.
[07:34] UMEHARU
    It's, uh, you know...
[07:36] UMEHARU
    My bad. I can't come up with an excuse.
[07:38] UMEHARU
    All I can say is sorry.
[07:40] UMEHARU
    I had my eye on a first-year named Inukai-san,
[07:43] UMEHARU
    but I gave up since she's
    hanging out with Nekozuku.
[07:46] UMEHARU
    He's gloomy and scary.
[07:47] YAEKO
    Sorry, Magi-kun. Your brother sucks.
[07:50] MAGI
    I know.
[07:51] MAGI
    You're classmates with Kyoshiro, huh?
[07:54] MOGURA
    Small world.
[07:56] MAGI
    Do you see Miya-chan as a whole person?
[08:02] MAGI
    Don't you think you shouldn't
    be showing us that picture?
[08:06] UMEHARU
    Miya-chan said being looked at
    excites her, so it's okay.
[08:11] UMEHARU
    We exchange those kinds of messages, too.
[08:13] MAGI
    What?! Then you're perfect for each other!
[08:16] UMEHARU
    Her messages are insane, though.
[08:18] UMEHARU
    She'll send five thousand words
    of "I miss you" over and over.
[08:21] MAGI
    That's actually kind of scary.
[08:23] UMEHARU
    What should I do?
[08:24] MAGI
    Don't ask me.
[08:26] MAGI
    Even if she stabs you, it'll be your own fault.
[08:32] MAGI/ID
    It would serve you right.
[08:34] UMEHARU
    What's that face for?
[08:36] MOGURA
    Are you two done joking around?
[08:38] UMEHARU
    Oh, sorry.
[08:39] UMEHARU
    Wait, I haven't introduced myself yet.
[08:42] UMEHARU
    I'm Magi Umeharu.
[08:45] MOGURA
    Come to think of it, what's your given name?
[08:48] MAGI
    Kuriaki.
[08:49] MOGURA
    Wasn't expecting that.
[08:51] MOGURA
    Magi Kuriaki, older brother.
SIGN    Kuri (Chestnut)
    Aki (Fall)
SIGN    Ume (Plum)
    Haru (Spring)
[08:53] MOGURA
    Magi Umeharu, younger brother.
[08:55] MOGURA
    Fall is chestnut season,
    and spring is plum season.
[08:58] MOGURA
    Were you born in the fall and spring?
[09:00] UMEHARU
    Yeah, that's right.
[09:02] MOGURA
    Wait, you said you're 21, right?
[09:05] MOGURA
    If you're a third-year who hasn't turned 22
    yet, did you fail to get into college once?
[09:09] MAGI
    So what if I did?
[09:11] UMEHARU
    You're sharp.
[09:13] MOGURA
    I wouldn't say that.
[09:14] MAGI/ID
    Mogura gains people's trust
[09:16] MAGI/ID
    like a shady fortune teller showing
    off with rapid-fire observations.
[09:21] MOGURA
    Kuriaki-kun told me some of what happened,
    but let me ask you a few questions.
[09:25] MAGI
    Don't call me that.
[09:27] UMEHARU
    Sure. It terrifies me, so I'll tell
    you whatever you want to know.
[09:31] MOGURA
    First, tell me about the doll.
[09:33] MOGURA
    Was it an expensive-looking one
    for decoration, or one for kids?
[09:38] UMEHARU
    For kids, I think?
[09:40] UMEHARU
    Like the baby dolls you see in commercials.
[09:43] MOGURA
    Was it new?
[09:44] UMEHARU
    No, it looked pretty old, like a
    kid had played with it for years.
[09:49] MOGURA
    Next question.
[09:50] MOGURA
    Did the home have an altar?
[09:53] UMEHARU
    Yeah.
[09:54] UMEHARU
    I think that was an altar.
[09:56] MOGURA
    Were there any photos of a girl besides
    Miya-chan on the altar or anywhere else?
[10:04] UMEHARU
    Come to think of it,
[10:06] UMEHARU
    I assumed they were pictures of
    Miya-chan when she was little, but...
[10:10] (Flashback) UMEHARU
    Hello. Excuse the intrusion.
[10:16] UMEHARU
    The photo in the entryway might've
    been of a family of four.
[10:20] MOGURA
    Then most likely the spirit is that girl
    in the photo, and that doll was hers.
[10:26] MOGURA
    Possibly Miya-chan's older or younger sister.
[10:29] MOGURA
    I thought it might be a cursed doll,
    but in this case,
[10:33] MOGURA
    it's probably just what's keeping
    the family mentally stable.
[10:37] MOGURA
    The spirit's inhabiting that doll they
    treasure and living with the family.
[10:43] MOGURA
    That part's not too scary.
[10:47] MOGURA
    Why do we find dolls scary, anyway?
[10:50] MOGURA
    Most people find human dolls
    scarier than stuffed animals.
[10:55] MOGURA
    There's something about
    them we find fascinating.
[10:59] MOGURA
    Originally, dolls were representations
    of something else.
[11:01] MOGURA
    We transferred our own misfortune onto
    them, letting them take our place.
[11:04] MOGURA
    That's the origin of Hina dolls.
[11:06] MOGURA
    Cursed straw dolls take
    the place of the victim.
[11:09] MOGURA
    Humans recognize dolls as
    substitutes for human beings,
[11:14] MOGURA
    so we think they have a will of their own.
[11:15] MOGURA
    That's why they're scary.
[11:17] MOGURA
    Of course, some of 'em have scary faces that
    make you wonder why they were made that way.
[11:21] MAGI
    But why did my brother suddenly
    start seeing spirits?
[11:25] MOGURA
    He's your brother.
[11:26] MOGURA
    You probably always had the potential for it.
[11:28] MOGURA
    But seeing is noticing.
[11:31] MOGURA
    Even if there were a spirit visible in Shibuya,
[11:33] MOGURA
    most people wouldn't realize it was a spirit.
SIGN    Spirit
[11:38] MOGURA
    But if one showed at a known haunted spot,
     most people would claim they saw a spirit.
[11:42] MOGURA
    Sometimes people notice because they're
    in a situation or state of mind
[11:46] MOGURA
    that makes them look for
    something that feels off.
[11:48] UMEHARU
    But the girl in the photo was young, and the
    spirit was around Miya-chan's current age.
[11:54] UMEHARU
    She was, uh... pretty.
[11:57] MOGURA
    She could be synced up with Miya-chan
    because of a strong attachment.
[12:01] MOGURA
    She considers herself equal.
[12:03] MOGURA
    From what I can tell, the family's
    odd closeness is evidence of that.
[12:08] MOGURA
    Turn it on its head, and something will break.
[12:10] MOGURA
    It seems to me like they're afraid of change.
[12:16] MOGURA
    And... sorry, but I have to say it.
[12:19] MOGURA
    Based on what I've heard, there's a
    clear difference between the sisters.
[12:23] MOGURA
    I'm more interested in
    everything besides the doll.
[12:27] MOGURA
    While she's a good girl with her parents,
[12:30] MOGURA
    Miya-chan is desperate for approval and
    has a highly dependent personality.
[12:33] MOGURA
    Then there's the spirit stuck so firmly
    to Miya-chan that it's synced with her.
[12:37] MOGURA
    The unnaturally smiley and close family.
[12:42] MOGURA
    The cracks are already starting
    to show on the surface.
[12:47] MOGURA
    So if we look deep down inside,
     especially inside Miya-chan...
[12:52] MOGURA
    What will we find down there?
[12:55] MOGURA
    If you want confirmation,
[12:58] MOGURA
    ask Miya-chan for the truth,
    but be prepared for it to hurt her.
[13:02] MOGURA
    If you don't want to get involved,
    then don't ask.
[13:05] MOGURA
    Especially if a spirit is involved.
[13:08] MOGURA
    You can probably just ask her about the doll.
[13:12] MOGURA
    Despite everything I said, 99 out of 100
    times, the doll would be a trauma thing.
[13:18] MOGURA
    Asking her about it won't
    make her think you're crazy.
[13:23] MAGI
    You're right.
[13:27] UMEHARU
    I'll ask her about it.
[13:30] UMEHARU
    It might hurt her now, but after seeing that,
[13:33] UMEHARU
    I can't keep acting like I never noticed.
[13:39] UMEHARU
    Besides, I'm good at listening to girls.
[13:43] MAGI
    Every year, my old room turns into
    a storage room more and more.
[13:48] MOGURA
    All right! Let's raid the place!
[13:50] MIYA
    Hello?
[13:51] MIYA
    I'm so happy you called, Ume-chan. What's up?
[13:55] MIYA
    Oh, right. The doll.
[13:57] MIYA
    Sorry. I forgot to explain.
[14:00] UMEHARU
    No, I'm sorry for bring it up.
[14:02] UMEHARU
    I wasn't sure if I should ask.
[14:03] MIYA
    No, I know. It's scary.
[14:05] MIYA
    It's just become so normal for us.
[14:07] MIYA
    Sorry.
[14:09] UMEHARU/ID
    So she was fine with me
    asking about it after all.
[14:12] MIYA
    That was my older sister's doll.
[14:15] UMEHARU/ID
    He was right.
[14:16] UMEHARU
    Is she the girl in the photo on the altar?
[14:18] MIYA
    Yeah. Cute, right?
[14:20] MIYA
    Her name's Maya. "Ma" as in hemp, and "ya"
    the same as mine, with the ear radical.
[14:25] MIYA
    Miya and Maya.
[14:26] MIYA
    She was in an accident when she was eight.
[14:28] MIYA
    I was seven at the time.
[14:30] MIYA
    Everyone thought she was so cute.
[14:33] UMEHARU
    Yeah. She was pretty.
[14:34] MIYA
    Yeah, unlike me.
[14:37] UMEHARU
    What?! You shouldn't say that!
[14:40] UMEHARU
    You're both great.
[14:42] MIYA
    I'm hideous.
[14:44] UMEHARU
    Hey, uh... why don't you
    tell me about your sister?
[14:49] UMEHARU
    You can tell me whatever you want.
[14:52] UMEHARU
    If you don't get this stuff out,
     it'll fester, you know?
[14:59] MIYA
    I loved my sister.
[15:02] MIYA
    They say sisters born a year apart
    tend to fight, but she was so nice.
[15:07] MIYA
    My dad and mom were so sad.
[15:10] MIYA
    My mom especially had a really
    hard time getting over it.
[15:14] MIYA
    I wish she'd lived.
[15:16] MIYA
    But there's a part of me that's
    glad my pretty sister isn't alive.
[15:23] MIYA
    Sometimes I wonder if my parents would dote
    on me like this if she were still here.
[15:30] MIYA
    And if she were alive, I wouldn't
    want to introduce you to my family.
[15:35] MIYA
    You'd fall in love with her instead!
[15:39] MIYA
    All the girls love you.
[15:40] MIYA
    I don't know how to connect
    with you except by being sexy.
[15:44] MIYA
    But I hate myself for thinking that way.
[15:48] MIYA
    Sorry for losing my composure.
[15:49] MIYA
    You must think I'm annoying.
[15:52] UMEHARU
    Actually, uh... I wonder why
    you let it bother you so much.
[15:59] MIYA
    You're right. Why do I let it bother me?
[16:03] MIYA
    Probably because...
[16:04] (Flashback) MOGURA
    What will we find down there?
[16:07] MIYA
    "Why'd it have to be the cute older sister?"
[16:09] MIYA
    When my sister died, that's what my uncle said.
[16:13] (Flashback) MIYA UNCLE
    Why'd it have to be the cute older sister?
[16:17] MIYA
    He said, "Why'd it have to
    be the cute older sister?"
[16:30] MIYA
    That uncle's sick right now.
[16:33] MIYA
    It's not looking good.
[16:35] UMEHARU
    Come to think of it, you said something
    about visiting him when I went to hang out.
[16:40] MIYA
    Yeah. My whole family dutifully
    visits him regularly.
[16:45] MIYA
    But I feel terrible that I'm not
    actually sad on the inside.
[16:49] MIYA
    I genuinely want to get along
    with my family and uncle,
[16:53] MIYA
    so I hate that I'm like this.
[16:56] MIYA
    Until the day my mom stops
    taking care of that doll,
[16:59] MIYA
    I have to be a good girl like a doll, too.
[17:03] MAGI
    Mogura, stop eavesdropping!
[17:06] UMEHARU
    I don't think that's your burden to bear.
[17:09] UMEHARU
    Honestly, you should probably
    put the doll to rest, too.
[17:13] MIYA
    One second.
[17:14] MIYA
    What is it, Mom?
[17:15] MIYA
    What? Why?
[17:17] MIYA
    It was on the chair this morning!
[17:19] MIYA
    Oh, sorry.
[17:20] MIYA
    Apparently my mom's panicking
    because the doll's missing.
[17:24] MIYA
    I gotta go, okay?
[17:27] MOGURA
    It's missing?
[17:28] MOGUYA
    Hey! Where's your uncle now?
[17:31] MIYA
    At the New Yatsume Hospital.
[17:32] MIYA
    Wait, who is this?
[17:34] MOGURA
    New Yatsume Hospital...
[17:35] MOGURA
    That's west of here.
[17:38] MAGI
    Mogura?
[17:38] MIYA
    Wait, what? Who was that?
[17:40] MIYA
    Did he just go to the hospital? Why?
[17:42] MIYA
    Wait, I'm scared! I'm going, too!
[17:45] MAGI
    Let's go, too.
[17:46] MAGI
    Does he know how to get there without a map?
[17:49] YAEKO
    He's lived without a cell phone until now,
    so he might have an internal map of the city.
[17:54] MAGI
    That must be it.
[17:55] MAGI
    Come to think of it, he bragged about knowing
    most of the phone numbers of the nearby shops.
SIGN    So annoying
SIGN    Blah Blah
SIGN    Blah Blah
[18:01] YAEKO
    That's amazing! That's an ancient power!
[18:03] YAEKO
    But it's also an annoying "back in my day" brag!
[18:06] MAGI
    He's fast, so we'd better hurry.
[18:09] UMEHARU
    What's going on? I'm going with you.
[18:11] UMEHARU
    Wait, did you hear all that?
[18:14] YAEKO
    Uh, yeah. Pretty clearly. Sorry.
[18:16] MAGI
    Mogura was actively trying to listen in.
[18:19] UMEHARU
    So was Miya-chan's sister's spirit
    watching over her out of concern?
[18:25] MAGI
    I'd be worried too if my
    sister turned out like that.
[18:28] YAEKO
    Relatives can be shockingly insensitive
    about the things they say, but...
[18:35] UMEHARU
    Care to share your female perspective?
[18:37] YAEKO
    I'm not sure, but my gut tells me...
[18:42] YAEKO
    It's hard to put in words, but
    this is a deep-seated problem.
[18:46] YAEKO
    If I were Miya-chan's sister, and something
    were keeping me in this world,
[18:52] YAEKO
    would it really be as simple as a
    desire to watch over her?
[19:04] MIYA UNCLE
    Maya?
[19:05] MIYA UNCLE
    I see. You're Maya, aren't you?
[19:07] MIYA UNCLE
    Have you appeared in my
    dreams as a grown-up girl?
[19:12] MIYA UNCLE
    You were supposed to grow up this pretty, huh?
[19:15] MIYA UNCLE
    Miya and her family were so sad.
[19:19] MIYA UNCLE
    I was sad, too.
[19:20] MIYA UNCLE
    But it looks like I'm crossing over now, too.
[19:34] MAYA
    I can finally touch you.
[19:39] MAYA
    I've been waiting for this moment...
[19:41] MAYA
    You piece of shit.
[19:43] MAGI
    Mogura!
[19:45] MAGI
    We finally caught you.
[19:47] MAGI
    What's going on?
[19:49] MOGURA
    I'm worried about the uncle,
[19:51] MOGURA
    but I'm worried about her older sister, too.
[19:56] MAYA
    Your words turned Miya into a living corpse!
[19:59] MAYA
    That triggered everything!
[20:02] MAYA
    I felt so, so sorry for her!
[20:06] MAYA
    I stayed in this world
    because I hated you so much!
[20:13] MAYA
    I've been waiting for this moment!
[20:15] MAYA
    While you were healthy, no amount of
    speaking to or hitting you seemed to work!
[20:20] MAYA
    But apparently it was slowly affecting you.
[20:23] MAYA
    You grew weaker and weaker.
[20:26] MAYA
    I could drag you closer and closer.
[20:28] MAYA
    Now I can even hurt you!
[20:32] MIYA UNCLE
    What's going on, Maya?
[20:34] MIYA UNCLE
    I don't understand why you're so upset.
[20:36] MIYA UNCLE
    What's wrong with you?
[20:38] MIYA UNCLE
    Come on, Maya. Smile.
[20:39] MIYA UNCLE
    Don't say such nasty things.
[20:42] MIYA UNCLE
    You're ruining your cute face.
[20:44] MIYA UNCLE
    Come on, smile. Smile for me.
[20:46] MIYA UNCLE
    Smile.
[20:48] MAYA
    The way you talk pisses me off!
[20:52] MAYA
    Don't talk like that when you're
    not prepared for the consequences!
[20:59] MAYA
    If you're going to be so nasty,
    you'd better be prepared for it!
[21:01] MAYA
    If you're not, then keep your mouth shut!
[21:04] MAYA
    You're worth less than cockroach shit!
[21:06] MAYA
    I'll stuff your mouth with
    rocks and sew it shut!
[21:11] MAYA
    You never said anything interesting
    at New Year's, idiot!
[21:17] MAYA
    We were all just being considerate
    because of your age!
[21:21] MAYA
    Did you know that?!
[21:26] MAYA
    You deserve to meet your end at the hands
    of the niece you thought of as a doll.
[21:35] MAYA
    This is the most interesting
    moment of your whole life!
[21:40] MAYA
    I'll give you my biggest smile ever!
[21:45] MAYA
    Miya, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[21:49] MAYA
    The least I can do is shorten his life!
[21:53] MAYA
    You think this is humiliating?!
[21:56] MAYA
    Mortifying? Unfair?
SIGN    Episode 6
    "Brothers and Sisters"

6 - Brothers and Sisters

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SIGN    Episode 6
    "Brothers and Sisters"
[01:36] MOGURA
    It's dangerous to dwell on your
    emotions in isolation.
[01:39] MOGURA
    It makes them fester.
[01:41] MOGURA
    That's one of the ways
    an evil spirit is created.
[01:44] MOGURA
    She inhabited a small world,
    interacting and speaking with no one—
[01:47] MOGURA
    in this case, shackled by her family.
[01:50] MOGURA
    Evil spirits are people whose
    emotions were allowed to fester!
[01:55] NURSE
    Hey, wait! You can't go in there!
[01:58] UMEHARU
    I'll talk to her!
[01:59] MOGURA
    Thanks, little brother!
[02:04] MOGURA
    I don't know which room they're in.
[02:05] MAGI
    Idiot!
[02:06] MOGURA
    This hospital is huge. Where are they?
[02:08] MOGURA
    Also, there are a ton of spirits.
SIGN    Vwip
[02:17] MOGURA
    Could it be?
[02:19] MOGURA
    Is this coward performing a threat display
    in the direction of "something scary"?
[02:23] MOGURA
    Wow, he's like Kitaro's yokai antenna!
[02:26] MAGI/ID
    Even cowards are useful sometimes.
[02:29] MOGURA
    He's like Bubbles from the Michael
    Jackson Mega Drive game.
[02:33] MOGURA
    I played it a ton when they
    had it at the candy shop.
[02:35] MAGI
    I have no idea what you're trying to say!
[02:41] MAYA
    Time to die, old man!
SIGN    Shrieeek
SIGN    Shrieeek
[02:47] MAYA
    Who the hell are you?
[02:49] MOGURA
    If you do that, you'll be sent to Hell!
[02:52] MOGURA
    I've seen lots of spirits like you!
[02:54] MOGURA
    Did you know?
[02:56] MOGURA
    Unlike in this world, trials in the afterlife
    are fiercely impartial and harsh!
[03:00] MAYA
    So what?!
[03:02] MAYA
    I'm gonna teach him a lesson
    for treating us like nothing!
[03:07] MOGURA
    Magi, I bet you think it'd be quickest to have
    one of the Nekozuku cats eat this spirit.
[03:13] MOGURA
    Well, so do I.
[03:16] MOGURA
    I try to think that way.
[03:18] MOGURA
    But I find that hard to swallow,
    especially after hearing what happened!
[03:23] MOGURA
    Plus, there's something the
    Nekozuku family can't do!
[03:27] MOGURA
    And that's this!
[03:43] MAYA
    Why?
[03:44] MAYA
    He's getting better.
[03:50] MAYA
    Damn!
[03:51] MAYA
    Damn, damn, damn!
[03:52] MAYA
    What did you do?!
[03:54] MOGURA
    Listen, miss.
[03:55] MOGURA
    This guy's probably not as
    mentally strong as you think.
[03:59] MOGURA
    He's probably emotionally destroyed right now.
[04:02] MOGURA
    He'll have to live another decade-plus
     after experiencing that.
[04:06] MOGURA
    That's hell. It's enough.
[04:08] MAYA
    Will that save Miya?
[04:10] MOGURA
    No!
[04:11] MOGURA
    Whether he lives or dies, it won't save her!
[04:14] MOGURA
    He may be the one who started it,
[04:15] MOGURA
    but now there are all kinds
    of things feeding into it!
[04:19] MOGURA
    There's nothing you or I
    can do about your sister.
[04:22] MOGURA
    I'm sorry about that!
[04:24] MOGURA
    I just want to give you one
    less reason to go to Hell.
[04:27] MOGURA
    That's all I can do!
[04:29] MOGURA
    I can't interfere between
    you sisters or your family.
[04:33] MOGURA
    Besides, I just met your little sister.
[04:36] MOGURA
    But I won't let someone who's trying
    to save a person become a bad guy!
[04:40] MOGURA
    I won't stand for it,
[04:42] MOGURA
    even though it's one of the
    world's unsolvable problems!
[04:45] MAGI/ID
    In that moment, I understood why
    he's never gathered enough flames.
[04:49] MAGI/ID
    At the same time, I wondered
    what he was projecting.
[04:53] MIYA
    Sis?
[04:56] MIYA
    It looks just like her.
[05:01] MAYA
    Miya.
SIGN    Office
[05:03] UMEHARU
    I got in so much trouble.
[05:05] UMEHARU
    That nurse was cute, though.
[05:07] YAEKO
    Thank you, little brother panda—
    I mean, Ume-chan.
[05:11] YAEKO
    I hope they're okay.
[05:14] YAEKO
    Oh, Mogura-san's not a bad guy or anything.
[05:18] UMEHARU
    It's okay. I know.
[05:20] UMEHARU
    Despite how he seems, my brother's
    a good judge of character.
[05:23] UMEHARU
    He wouldn't bring over anyone really bad.
[05:26] UMEHARU
    My brother's surprisingly bad
    at managing his relationships.
[05:29] UMEHARU
    He tends to get dragged into things.
[05:31] YAEKO
    I know what you mean.
[05:32] UMEHARU
    I'm good at relationships, so I know when
    to stick my nose into people's business.
[05:36] UMEHARU
    That's why I don't mind talking to girls.
    If anything, I enjoy it.
[05:40] UMEHARU
    People often say my brother's awkward
    while I'm not, but it's not like that.
[05:41] OLDER WOMAN
    You've grown so much.
[05:47] UMEHARU
    Unlike me, he gets involved in situations
    that don't benefit or hurt him,
[05:52] UMEHARU
    so it seems like he makes a lot of mistakes.
[05:54] UMEHARU
    He's actually just stupid.
[05:56] UMEHARU
    There's a part of me that envies him,
    but I also get annoyed watching him.
[06:01] YAEKO
    Your brother's got a lot more baggage
    about you than you do about him.
[06:04] UMEHARU
    I know.
[06:05] UMEHARU
    Oh, don't tell my brother I said that.
[06:08] UMEHARU
    By the way, that Mogura guy's
    clothes are pretty ratty.
[06:11] UMEHARU
    Is he okay?
[06:12] YAEKO
    Uh, yeah.
[06:15] UMEHARU
    I saw someone like him a long time ago.
[06:20] (Flashback) BOY A
    Ume!
[06:21] (Flashback) GIRL A
    Umeboshi!
[06:23] (Flashback) CHILD MAGI
    Hey!
[06:26] (Flashback) CHILD MAGI
    What'd my little brother do?
[06:27] (Flashback) GIRL A
    Your brother always plays with
    girls, even though he's a boy.
[06:32] (Flashback) CHILD MAGI
    Explain to me exactly what's wrong with that.
[06:36] (Flashback) CHILD MAGI
    If you can't, then you're just being bullies!
[06:39] UMEHARU
    Now that I think about it, he was always a
    pedant who spoke before his brain caught up.
[06:44] YAEKO
    Yeah, I can picture that.
[06:46] UMEHARU
    He'd always end up crying, though.
[06:49] YAEKO
    I can picture that too.
SIGN    Animal Candies
[06:58] (Flashback) MOGURA
    You're awesome!
SIGN    Animal Candies
    Per Candy ¥500~1000
[07:02] (Flashback) MOGURA
    I present you with the First Order of Merit.
[07:04] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Here you go.
[07:05] (Flashback) MOGURA
    I made those.
[07:07] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Tell me how great they are.
[07:09] (Flashback) CHILD MAGI
    Uh, they're very good.
[07:11] (Flashback) CHILD UMEHARU
    Thank you.
[07:13] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Look at me, kids!
[07:15] (Flashback) MOGURA
    There are adults like me out there.
[07:17] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Who cares about decency? Just smile.
[07:21] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Let the devil take those lame kids.
[07:24] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Hang in there, but don't strain yourselves.
[07:27] UMEHARU
    That guy's clothes were ratty, too.
[07:30] UMEHARU
    I suddenly remembered him.
[07:32] UMEHARU
    Now that I think about it, it was sketchy
    to accept candy from a stranger.
[07:36] UMEHARU
    Oh, sorry. There's no point to that story.
[07:39] YAEKO
    I think the point is it's a good
    thing you had your brother.
[07:43] MIYA
    Is that you, Sister? It is, isn't it?
[07:46] MAYA
    Miya? You can see me?
[07:49] MIYA
    It is you. You really are beautiful.
[07:52] MIYA
    I wish I were beautiful, too.
[07:54] MIYA
    How can I be beautiful like you?
[07:58] MAGI
    You can't.
[07:59] MAGI
    You don't need to be beautiful anyway.
[08:01] MAGI
    That's just lip service, though.
[08:03] MOGURA
    That's right.
[08:04] MOGURA
    Also, I hate to say it,
    but I can't bring back the dead.
[08:09] MOGURA
    You should head to the afterlife on your
    own before someone comes looking for you.
[08:13] MOGURA
    Act like you just got lost or something.
[08:16] MOGURA
    Your uncle can't cause any
    harm for now, so hurry.
[08:21] MIYA
    Harm?
[08:22] MIYA
    Oh, I get it.
[08:24] MIYA
    You spooked our uncle to
    give him an earful, right?
[08:27] MIYA
    That's why he's making that face.
[08:30] MIYA
    Thanks.
[08:31] MIYA
    That was laughably cruel.
[08:36] MAYA
    Yeah.
[08:38] MAYA
    It was.
[08:39] MIYA
    By the way, Uncle, should you be up?
[08:43] MIYA
    Should I go get the doctor?
[08:44] MAGI
    What? The doctor's coming?
[08:47] MIYA
    What?
[08:48] MOGURA
    Uh, you know,
[08:49] MOGURA
    hang in there, but don't strain yourselves!
[08:51] MAGI
    This is bad! We should go!
[08:51] MOGURA
    Don't go too crazy over your family either!
[08:52] MIYA
    Seriously, who are you?
[08:54] UMEHARU
    What? Bro, you're leaving?
[08:55] MIYA
    What? Ume-chan?
[08:58] MIYA
    Who was that guy?
[09:00] MIYA
    Huh?
[09:03] MIYA
    Sis?
[09:07] UNCLE
    Miya, I want to apologize.
[09:09] MIYA
    What?
[09:11] MIYA
    Apologize for what?
[09:13] UNCLE
    I can't remember.
[09:15] UNCLE
    I just know I want to apologize.
[09:17] MIYA
    What's the point if you don't know what for?
[09:22] MIYA
    Uncle, I said a lot of
    things to the boy I like.
[09:27] MIYA
    It's different when
    you say it out loud, huh?
[09:30] MIYA
    He might not like me anymore.
[09:32] MIYA
    What's this doll doing here, anyway?
[09:36] MIYA
    You know, this doll...
[09:39] MIYA
    You're Mom's older brother, right?
[09:41] MIYA
    Could you convince her to
    put this doll to rest?
[09:46] MIYA
    She has to someday.
[09:50] MIYA
    She can't stay that way forever.
[10:05] SHIO
    Senpai, are you heading home this way, too?
[10:10] SHIO
    Oh, right. What's your astrological sign?
[10:13] KYOSHIRO
    Leo.
[10:14] SHIO
    This week's advice for Leo is...
[10:16] SHIO
    "Watch out for interpersonal issues!"
[10:19] KYOSHIRO
    Is that a horoscope?
[10:21] KYOSHIRO
    I don't like horoscopes.
[10:23] SHIO
    But they're fun.
[10:25] KYOSHIRO
    To be precise, I don't like people
    who get too invested in horoscopes.
[10:28] SHIO
    It's just for fun.
[10:31] SHIO
    And invested?
[10:32] SHIO
    Are there people who take this seriously?
[10:35] SHIO
    Are there actually people who base all
    their important decisions on horoscopes?
[10:40] SHIO
    People in my family ask their muscles first.
[10:43] SHIO
    Pump that iron!
[10:45] KYOSHIRO
    There are.
[10:47] KYOSHIRO
    What does asking your muscles mean, anyway?
[10:49] KYOSHIRO
    That sounds way more unusual.
[10:51] SHIO
    Uh-oh. Leos have the worst luck this week.
[10:53] KYOSHIRO
    I don't like horoscopes because
    they make people say that stuff.
[10:56] SHIO
    You'll be okay as long as
    you wear something black.
[11:00] KYOSHIRO
    Then I've got it handled. Nabeshima's black.
[11:02] SHIO
    Sounds like you take horoscopes
    pretty seriously.
[11:05] KYOSHIRO
    Horoscopes are scarier when they're right.
[11:09] KYOSHIRO
    Later.
[11:10] SHIO
    Oh, okay.
SIGN    Nekozuku
[11:19] SHIO
    What? This place is an ordinary family home?
[11:23] SHIO
    I thought it was the headquarters for
    some organization or a rice granary.
[11:28] SHIO
    Your house belongs in a bishojo
    horror-themed porn game.
[11:33] KYOSHIRO
    What are you talking about?
[11:36] MOGURA
    Hey, welcome back.
[11:38] MOGURA
    Hey, Shio-chan.
[11:39] MOGURA
    I see you're possessed again.
    Give me some flames.
[11:42] MOGURA
    Why don't you stop in?
[11:44] MOGURA
    You can have some rich people tea snacks.
[11:47] KYOSHIRO
    Do you know what "restraint" means?
[11:49] MOGURA
    And normal spirits stay away since
    they can tell bakeneko live here.
[11:55] MOGURA
    It's nice and quiet.
[11:56] MOGURA
    You can enjoy not being possessed for once.
[12:00] SHIO
    So it's a house with a protective barrier? Cool!
[12:04] KYOSHIRO
    It's not, but I guess you
    can think of it that way.
[12:07] (Flashback) WOMAN SPIRIT
    Wow, sonny. You can even solve
    this difficult problem?
[12:11] KYOSHIRO
    While I'm at home, I don't get exhausted
    by spirits interfering with my life.
[12:16] KYOSHIRO
    Our family needs a place to relax.
[12:19] KYOSHIRO
    Which is why you two should leave.
[12:21] KYOKO
    Oh.
[12:23] KYOKO
    Kyo-chan, is this your friend?
[12:25] SHIO
    I'm Inukai Shio.
[12:27] SHIO
    Are you a master of barriers
    and Senpai's master?
[12:31] KYOKO
    No, I'm his mother, Nekozuku Kyoko.
[12:34] KYOKO
    Are you the girl who rescued my
    son at the hundred yen shop?
[12:47] KYOKO
    Shio-chan, do you like cake?!
[12:49] SHIO
    I love cake!
[12:53] SHIO/ID
    Did she just pause for a second?
[12:56] SHIO/ID
    It's like she was looking off into space.
[12:58] KYOKO
    Would you like to stay for some cake?
[13:01] KYOKO
    I just baked one.
[13:02] SHIO
    Yes, I'll have cake!
SIGN    Hooray
[13:04] MOGURA
    Let's get down to business, Kyo-chan.
[13:07] SHIO
    This house is so nice!
[13:09] KYOSHIRO
    My safe space is falling apart.
[13:11] MOGURA
    Are you listening, Kyo-chan?
[13:13] MOGURA
    Hey. So, anyway...
[13:16] KYOSHIRO
    Shut up! Be quiet!
[13:19] TOSHIRO
    We owe him our lives.
[13:20] TOSHIRO
    The agreement demands that you put up with him.
[13:23] TOSHIRO
    After all, Oshiro-jiisan said
    we'd do anything for him.
[13:27] KYOSHIRO
    There has to be a limit!
[13:28] KYOSHIRO
    I don't live to be harassed by him!
[13:31] KYOSHIRO
    What's he doing here, anyway?!
[13:33] MOGURA
    I didn't know Toshiro wrote fantasy novels.
[13:36] MOGURA
    I wanna read 'em. Let me read 'em.
SIGN    Examination of Children's Literature
[13:39] MOGURA
    I'll tell you all my thoughts on 'em.
[13:40] TOSHIRO
    This is why I didn't want to tell you.
[13:43] MOGURA
    C'mon, let me read 'em. I got nothing but time.
[13:46] TOSHIRO
    How do you have time when you're broke?
[13:48] MOGURA
    It's because I'm broke.
[13:50] MOGURA
    Oh, I know.
[13:51] MOGURA
    I'll tell you about how I think
    Tanaka-san's wife might be cheating.
[13:55] KYOSHIRO
    I couldn't care less.
[13:57] KYOKO
    I'd like to hear about Tanaka-san!
[13:59] KYOSHIRO
    Don't express interest!
[14:00] MOGURA
    C'mon, Toshiro.
[14:03] MOGURA
    Teach your son to have more respect for me.
[14:08] TOSHIRO
    You'll have to forgive me. After all...
[14:11] TOSHIRO
    I can't help but adore my darling son.
[14:13] MOGURA
    You doting father!
[14:14] KYOKO
    Kyo-chan!
[14:16] KYOKO
    Who's a good boy? You are!
[14:17] MOGURA
    And doting mother!
[14:19] KYOSHIRO
    I have entrance exams!
[14:21] KYOSHIRO
    Shouldn't you be telling me to study?
[14:23] KYOKO
    You have nothing to worry about, Kyo-chan. You could get in anywhere.
[14:27] MOGURA
    Entrance exams, huh? I'd like to try that.
SIGN    You Are Here
[14:31] MOGURA
    Say, how much property tax
    do you pay on this place?
[14:34] TOSHIRO
    That's a drastic change of subject.
[14:35] MOGURA
    How much do you write off as office space?
[14:37] MOGURA
    Supposing the main house
    is your business office,
SIGN    You Are Here
[14:40] MOGURA
    do you treat your room in the
    annex as a writing office, too?
[14:44] MOGURA
    Either way, you must have
    a good tax accountant.
[14:47] TOSHIRO
    That's quite the analysis of someone
    else's financial situation.
[14:51] KYOKO
    Here you are, Toshiro-san.
[14:53] SHIO/ID
    His mom and dad are so young.
[14:56] SHIO/ID
    Now that I get a better look at his
    dad, he looks just like Senpai.
[15:13] SHIO
    Why do you have such a weird hairstyle, Senpai?
[15:16] SHIO
    You need a salon, stat!
[15:17] KYOSHIRO
    No! I hate salons!
[15:19] KYOSHIRO
    I can see all the ghosts in
    the mirror! It's annoying!
[15:22] KYOSHIRO
    And I don't like people touching my hair!
[15:24] KYOKO
    That's right. Kyo-chan cuts his own hair.
[15:28] SHIO
    But you look just like your dad!
[15:30] KYOKO
    I know!
[15:31] SHIO
    Right?
[15:32] KYOKO
    Yes!
[15:33] SHIO
    Ma'am, you must really love your husband.
[15:36] KYOKO
    I do.
[15:37] KYOKO
    I want Toshiro-san to shower me
    with attention for my whole life.
SIGN    Attention,
     please
[15:41] KYOKO
    Of course, there are days when he can't!
[15:43] KYOKO
    And I treat those as some kind of kink!
[15:46] KYOKO
    It's actually pretty fun!
[15:47] SHIO
    Oh, she's crazy.
[15:49] KYOSHIRO
    I know you're my mother, but why
    can't you be sane all the time?
[15:53] KYOKO
    I can't help it!
[15:55] KYOKO
    Who could stay sane married to this man?
[15:59] KYOKO
    Am I right?!
[16:00] KYOKO
    I ask all the healthy hags in the world!
[16:03] KYOKO
    Have you ever seen such
    a captivating professor?
[16:05] KYOKO
    Where? At Sexy University?
[16:07] KYOSHIRO
    Shut up!
[16:08] KYOKO
    Doesn't it just make you want to enjoy life?
[16:11] KYOKO
    I turn 37 this year. Every day is so much fun.
[16:14] KYOKO
    Hooray!
[16:14] KYOSHIRO
    Calm down, 37-year-old!
[16:16] SHIO
    It's great that your mom's so energetic.
[16:19] KYOKO
    That's right. I'm always full of life.
[16:22] KYOKO
    And Toshiro-san understands what it's
    like to see things others don't.
[16:27] SHIO
    Ma'am, you can see spirits, too?
[16:30] TOSHIRO
    Well, Kyoko is, uh...
[16:33] TOSHIRO
    Actually, don't worry about it.
[16:40] SAKURAKO
    Kyoko-san, Kyoko-san!
[16:41] SAKURAKO
    Hello. Please...
[16:43] SAKURAKO
    Tell me my fortune!
[16:45] SAKURAKO
    Anyway, Kyoko-san, I've had
    terrible luck this week.
[16:49] SAKURAKO
    I broke a plate, I stubbed my
    pinkie toe, my flowers wilted,
[16:53] SAKURAKO
    and I've been having terrible headaches.
[16:56] SAKURAKO
    I must be stuck with some terrible luck again.
[16:59] SAKURAKO
    This always happens.
[17:00] SAKURAKO
    I'd like you to tell me my fortune again.
[17:03] SAKURAKO
    I'm begging you. Please help me!
[17:06] MOGURA
    Fortune-telling, huh?
[17:09] MOGURA
    Hey, my life line's short! What's up with that?
[17:12] KYOSHIRO
    Don't ask me.
[17:14] MOGURA
    That's Konosaka Sakurako-san.
[17:16] MOGURA
    Her husband's an executive at a foreign company,
[17:18] MOGURA
    and they've got two kids in
    private boarding schools.
[17:21] MOGURA
    She's what people used to call
    a lady from a good family.
[17:24] MOGURA
    She's also neighbors with
    Tanaka-san the cheater.
[17:27] KYOSHIRO
    Where'd you get that information?
[17:30] MOGURA
    You can learn most things from Yoshida-san,
    the cashier at Supermarket Miyajima.
SIGN    Speaker Yoshida
[17:35] KYOSHIRO
    Seriously? Yoshida-san's crazy.
[17:37] SAKURAKO
    It's so encouraging, since you also
    have high school-aged children.
[17:41] SAKURAKO
    You're incredible.
[17:42] SAKURAKO
    Please help me.
[17:45] KYOKO
    I've told you countless times, Sakurako-san,
[17:47] KYOKO
    but I can't tell fortunes.
[17:50] KYOKO
    I just see strange things.
SIGN    Eye
SIGN    Flip it around, and it's a cat's eye
SIGN    The eye of Horus sees all
SIGN    Or is it Kassandra of Troy?
[17:59] SHIO
    See strange things? Like what?
[18:02] KYOSHIRO
    How should I put it?
[18:04] KYOSHIRO
    Did you notice a weird pause when
    you met my mom in the entrance?
SIGN    Sluuurp
[18:08] SHIO
    Yes.
[18:09] KYOSHIRO
    Apparently she sees something
    like prophetic dreams sometimes.
[18:13] KYOSHIRO
    I don't really get it, but she says
    they're still or moving images.
[18:17] KYOSHIRO
    Not even she knows when she'll see them.
[18:20] TOSHIRO
    I ask that you treat this all as fantasy,
[18:24] TOSHIRO
    but Kyoko has always made friends with
    everyone extraordinarily quickly.
[18:28] TOSHIRO
    Most people's first impression is that
    she's crazy but likable for some reason.
[18:31] TOSHIRO
    I've learned from watching her
    that she's a genius at empathy.
[18:35] TOSHIRO
    People like those who understand them.
[18:37] TOSHIRO
    In other words, people who quickly
    infer what we're thinking and feeling.
[18:42] TOSHIRO
    Not in the sense that they say things that flatter us,
[18:44] TOSHIRO
    but that they won't say
    things that truly offend us.
[18:48] TOSHIRO
    If the brain of someone with
    such an extraordinary EQ
[18:51] TOSHIRO
    occasionally experienced
    bugged visual information,
[18:54] TOSHIRO
    they might instantly read a
    person's expression, voice, speech,
[18:57] TOSHIRO
    build, behavior, sweat, and context,
[19:00] TOSHIRO
    and their brain would
    subconsciously produce images
[19:05] TOSHIRO
    of what may happen to them in the future.
[19:09] TOSHIRO
    That's my theory.
[19:12] TOSHIRO
    We had her examined once long ago.
[19:14] TOSHIRO
    They found nothing wrong with her,
    but her brain was rather active.
[19:18] (Flashback) KYOKO
    I'm just glad I'm healthy!
[19:20] TOSHIRO
    So it's not fortune-telling.
[19:22] TOSHIRO
    She's just predicting possibilities.
[19:24] TOSHIRO
    But perhaps because she's so empathetic,
    they're frequently correct.
[19:27] SHIO
    So, in other words...
[19:30] TOSHIRO
    Just think of it as "she sees strange things."
[19:32] MOGURA
    It's another case of "seeing is noticing."
[19:35] MOGURA
    The way psychologists and counselors speculate
[19:37] MOGURA
    about a person's disposition
    and thought processes
[19:40] MOGURA
    makes them seem like mind-readers sometimes.
[19:43] MOGURA
    It's just about noticing things others don't.
[19:46] TOSHIRO
    That's not exactly correct,
    but it's close enough.
[19:49] KYOSHIRO
    It's not harmful, so just think
    of it as an idiosyncrasy.
[19:52] SHIO
    Got it!
[19:53] KYOSHIRO
    I really appreciate how
    quickly you accepted that.
[19:55] MOGURA
    Kyoko-chan's interacted with me
    since she married a Nekozuku,
[19:59] MOGURA
    but she still can't see spirits.
[20:01] MOGURA
    Maybe her brain decided she'd lose
    it if she saw anything else strange.
[20:07] TOSHIRO
    We shared quite a bit with you, but we
    don't typically tell others about this.
[20:11] TOSHIRO
    It's not worth the effort.
[20:12] TOSHIRO
    But with Konosaka-san...
[20:17] (Flashback) KYOKO
    Hello, Sakurako-san.
[20:19] (Flashback) KYOKO
    How's your cat Ricky doing?
[20:21] (Flashback) SAKURAKO
    Oh, hello. He's doing well.
SIGN    Crash Hot Spot
    Watch For Accidents
[20:32] (Flashback) SAKURAKO
    I trip so easily.
[20:37] (Flashback) KYOKO
    Wait, Sakurako-san!
[20:39] (Flashback) KYOKO
    You'll trip over a rock and get hit by a truck!
[20:43] TOSHIRO
    That correct prediction has
    backfired in certain ways.
[20:47] TOSHIRO
    Since then, she's been wanting to know if
    she's seen anything else at every turn.
[20:53] MOGURA
    She's not a bad person.
[20:55] MOGURA
    She's just prone to obsession.
[20:57] MOGURA
    She once fell into some shady religion...
[21:00] MOGURA
    According to Yoshida-san.
SIGN    Popular For Some Reason
     Speaker Yoshida
[21:02] TOSHIRO
    Where'd you acquire that
    middle-aged lady skill?
[21:06] MOGURA
    When you live a long time,
[21:07] MOGURA
    you realize your mind will
    break unless you learn from the
[21:10] MOGURA
    mental toughness of middle-aged ladies.
[21:12] KYOSHIRO
    Don't use pop psychology to say dark things.
[21:15] TOSHIRO
    All people, not just her, will believe
    something if it's true only 20% of the time.
[21:21] TOSHIRO
    For example, even a horoscope
    written for the public
SIGN    Your personality is…
    
    
    Kind
     Introverted
     Capricious
     Can be a contrarian but actually honest
     Shy
     Don't particularly dislike people, want to make friends
     Sometimes chatty
     Occasionally struggle to express your thoughts
     Sometimes bold
     A little selfish
     Life of the party
[21:25] TOSHIRO
    is bound to be correct in some
    cases when written like this.
[21:27] TOSHIRO
    Fortune-telling itself isn't bad.
[21:29] TOSHIRO
    Having someone listen to you
    is medicine for the mind.
[21:33] TOSHIRO
    But when those prone to assumptions
    become obsessed, it can be dangerous.
SIGN    You stole my work. I'm going to sue you.
    The first sentence on page 162 is a blatant ripoff.
     I demand an apology.
[21:37] TOSHIRO
    For example, I sometimes receive letters
    like these in response to my writing.
SIGN    You're reading my social media posts and web novels,
    aren't you?! I can tell, and it lights my heart on fire!
    This must be fate! Especially that one expression!
[21:43] TOSHIRO
    Wh-Who are you?
SIGN    There's always one mild student stalker
[21:45] MOGURA
    Yeah, people tend to get
    attached to guys like you.
[21:51] TOSHIRO
    In other words, it's human nature to make
    strong assumptions based on small things.
[21:55] TOSHIRO
    And if we witness a prediction
     that's 90% correct,
[22:00] TOSHIRO
    we're bound to think it's a miracle or a god.
SIGN    Episode 7
     "The Trap of Only Seeing Results"

7 - The Trap of Only Seeing Results

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SIGN    Gomoku Zoo's Former
    Star "Namu-chan" (♀)
SIGN    Prideful Cat (♂)
SIGN    Tuna Helmet
SIGN    Marvelous Spiritual Lady
SIGN    High School Girl Who Has
     No Idea What's Going On
SIGN    Spirits of the Dead Who
     Deserve Ten Thousand Deaths
SIGN    Maneki-neko (by Mogura)
SIGN    Doll Being Put to Rest
SIGN    Middle-Aged Onlooker
SIGN    Man Who Can Sense
    Spirits but Refuses to
    Believe in Fortune-Telling
SIGN    Cat Fascinated
    by Tuna Helmet (♀)
SIGN    Parents Who Cannot
     Conceal Their Amazement
     At Their Son's Growth
SIGN    Episode 7
    "The Trap of Only Seeing Results"
[01:36] MOGURA
    If she's so unlucky,
    there must be a fundamental issue.
[01:41] SAKURAKO
    Please tell me!
[01:43] SAKURAKO
    I brought money.
[01:46] SAKURAKO
    Your fortunes are worth this much.
[01:48] KYOKO
    No, please!
[01:49] KYOKO
    Paying me won't make a difference.
[01:51] KYOKO
    I just see strange things sometimes.
[01:54] KYOKO
    It's not a useful ability.
[01:55] SAKURAKO
    Don't be so modest!
[01:57] SAKURAKO
    You saved me.
[01:59] SAKURAKO
    Have more self-confidence!
    You can see the future!
[02:03] KYOKO
    What? Why are you cheering me up?
[02:06] SAKURAKO
    Find your confidence and look into my future!
[02:09] KYOKO
    Why can't you direct that
    confidence towards yourself?
[02:11] KYOKO
    Listen, even if I see something,
    it's not necessarily right.
[02:14] KYOKO
    I wouldn't want to exacerbate your anxieties.
[02:17] SAKURAKO
    But it'll be too late once the misfortune
    has occurred, don't you think?!
[02:21] SAKURAKO
    In any case, please tell
    me what you see right now!
[02:24] KYOKO
    I see your pores.
[02:26] KYOKO
    You should start by changing your foundation.
[02:28] KYOKO
    I saw you holding a m-maneki-neko.
[02:33] SAKURAKO
    A maneki-neko?
[02:34] SAKURAKO
    Should I buy one?!
[02:36] KYOKO
    I-I don't know.
[02:38] KYOKO
    But I wouldn't want you to buy
    anything based on my nonsense,
[02:42] KYOKO
    and we have plenty of maneki-nekos,
    so you're welcome to take one.
[02:46] SAKURAKO
    Really?!
[02:47] SAKURAKO
    You're such a good person, Kyoko-san!
[02:49] SAKURAKO
    You're so youthful and cheerful!
    I respect you so much!
[02:54] SAKURAKO
    Thank you for your help!
[02:58] MOGURA
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
[03:03] SAKURAKO
    I'm home.
[03:06] SAKURAKO/ID
    That said, the children live in dorms,
[03:08] SAKURAKO/ID
    and my husband will probably go
    drinking before coming home.
[03:11] SAKURAKO/ID
    But I can't complain.
[03:13] SAKURAKO/ID
    I have a nice life.
[03:16] SAKURAKO
    I'm back, Ricky.
[03:18] SAKURAKO
    Look. It's a maneki-neko.
[03:21] SAKURAKO
    Ricky, what do you have in your mouth?
[03:32] SAKURAKO
    Something broke again.
[03:34] SAKURAKO
    Oh, it's a handle.
[03:35] SAKURAKO
    Ricky, don't touch that. It's dangerous.
[03:38] SAKURAKO
    Did you break this?
[03:40] SAKURAKO/ID
    But Ricky avoids objects when he walks.
[03:44] SAKURAKO/ID
    My head hurts.
[03:45] SAKURAKO/ID
    Perhaps I'll take the rest of the day off.
[03:47] SAKURAKO/ID
    But my husband will scold
    me for being lazy again.
SIGN    Throb
[04:10] SAKURAKO
    Kyoko-san...
[04:12] SAKURAKO
    I must tell Kyoko-san...
[04:18] SAKURAKO
    Ow!
[04:19] SAKURAKO
    I'm so unlucky.
[04:20] SAKURAKO
    I-I need to talk to Kyoko-san again.
[04:24] SAKURAKO
    Lock the door.
[04:25] SAKURAKO
    Hurry...
[04:26] SAKURAKO
    Ow!
SIGN    Yeaaargh
[04:28] SAKURAKO
    My hair!
[04:29] SAKURAKO
    Disaster after disaster!
[04:31] SAKURAKO
    Help me, Kyoko-san!
[04:33] SAKURAKO
    Why does this keep happening to me?!
[04:37] KYOKO
    Look, everyone!
[04:38] KYOKO
    I made a tuna helmet!
[04:41] KYOKO
    Who's staying for dinner?
[04:43] MOGURA
    Me!
[04:44] SHIO
    What? I want dinner!
[04:46] KYOSHIRO
    Bold of you to stay for
    dinner on your first visit.
[04:50] KYOKO
    Why not?
[04:52] KYOKO
    Saving a turtle earned Urashima Taro
    dinner at the dragon king's palace.
[04:57] KYOKO
    Coming! I'm coming!
[04:59] SAKURAKO
    Kyoko-san!
[05:00] SAKURAKO
    Kyoko-san! Kyoko-san!
[05:01] SAKURAKO
    It didn't work! It didn't work again!
[05:03] SAKURAKO
    Why? I took home a maneki-neko
    according to your prediction!
[05:06] SAKURAKO
    What am I doing wrong? It keeps happening!
[05:10] SAKURAKO
    Even when I do as you predict, it never works!
[05:12] KYOKO
    Wait! What happened, Sakurako-san?
[05:14] KYOKO
    Besides, I didn't make predictions.
[05:16] KYOKO
    I never even told you to do as I said!
[05:18] SAKURAKO
    But...
[05:19] TOSHIRO
    Please calm down.
[05:20] TOSHIRO
    What happened?
[05:22] SAKURAKO
    Oh, I... I'm sorry.
[05:25] MOGURA
    What's wrong?
[05:28] SAKURAKO/ID
    I know.
[05:30] SAKURAKO/ID
    I know that I simply admire Kyoko-san.
SIGN    Obstetrics and Gynecology
[05:42] SAKURAKO/ID
    They're such a magnificent
    couple despite their young age.
[05:44] SAKURAKO/ID
    They seem close, too.
[05:46] (Flashback) SAKURAKO
    Hello, honey?
[05:48] (Flashback) SAKURAKO
    I'm ready to go. Will you be here soon?
[05:51] (Flashback) ONOSAKA
    Can't you get home by yourself?
[05:54] (Flashback) ONOSAKA
    That culture school is a waste of money.
[05:57] (Flashback) ONOSAKA
    You're terrible at everything you do.
[06:00] (Flashback) ONOSAKA
    The kids are your responsibility.
SIGN    Math Test
     Kobayashi Sakurako
[06:08] (Flashback) SAKURAKO MOM
    I'm glad your brother's feeling well today.
[06:11] (Flashback) CHILD SAKURAKO
    Um, Mom, I aced my test.
[06:14] (Flashback) SAKURAKO MOM
    Good for you. We'll talk later, okay?
[06:17] (Flashback) SAKURAKO MOM
    Could you bring me your brother's medicine?
[06:19] (Flashback) FRIEND A
    Saku-chan, you're so patient.
[06:22] (Flashback) FRIEND A
    I would've given that senior
    a piece of my mind.
[06:24] (Flashback) FRIEND B
    They're abusing their power.
[06:27] (Flashback) SAKURAKO DAD
    Sakurako needs to learn to speak up.
[06:30] (Flashback) SAKURAKO MOM
    Why did she turn out that way?
[06:32] (Flashback) ONOSAKA
    It's annoying how dumb you are.
[06:36] (Flashback) ONOSAKA
    You may be useless, but at least
    make something better than pig slop.
[06:43] SAKURAKO/ID
    I know.
[06:46] SAKURAKO/ID
    I know I can't live a life like theirs.
[06:52] SAKURAKO/ID
    But somebody...
[06:55] SAKURAKO/ID
    please tell me my life is okay.
SIGN    But somebody please tell me my life is okay
[07:02] KYOSHIRO
    Hey, you!
[07:04] KYOSHIRO
    If you believe in fortunes,
    do you believe in exorcisms, too?
SIGN    Rustle
[07:06] SAKURAKO
    What?
[07:07] KYOSHIRO
    There are things my mom can't see.
[07:12] KYOSHIRO
    In other words, unless you address the cause,
    you'll always get the same result!
[07:15] KYOSHIRO
    There's no such thing as omnipotent
    eyes that can see everything!
[07:18] KYOSHIRO
    Are you sure you're not the one
    refusing to see what's around you?
[07:22] KYOSHIRO
    That's why spirits keep taking advantage of you!
[07:26] SHIO
    What's he talking about?
[07:29] MOGURA
    Well, actually...
[07:31] MOGURA
    She's possessed by a ton of nasty spirits.
SIGN    Ha ha ha
[07:34] MOGURA
    Didn't I tell you?
[07:35] MOGURA
    Spirits don't typically enter this house.
[07:38] MOGURA
    But these guys barged right
    into a bakeneko house.
[07:41] MOGURA
    They're the kind of people who entered
    haunted places to kick graves in life.
[07:46] MOGURA
    I don't want anything to do with 'em.
[07:48] MOGURA
    Anyway, I probably shouldn't laugh,
[07:51] MOGURA
    but the cause of her headaches
    is incredibly dumb.
SIGN    Otter (Deceased)
SIGN    Mammal of the Mustelidae family and Enhydra genus.
     Breaks hard shells by hitting them with enough force to break tempered glass.
[08:03] MOGURA
    I wasn't sure if I should say something.
[08:05] SPIRIT A
    This lady's reactions are so funny.
[08:08] SPIRIT A
    Let's egg her on more.
[08:09] SPIRIT B
    We can use this house's huge cats.
[08:12] SPIRIT B
    Since the red panda we caught
    the other day got away...
[08:15] SPIRIT C
    After the maneki-neko,
    let's knock over the altar.
[08:18] SPIRIT C
    What's more ominous than that?
[08:20] KYOSHIRO
    You're turning yourself into a
    plaything for lowbrow spirits.
[08:25] KYOSHIRO
    Don't let those idiots take advantage of you!
[08:27] KYOSHIRO
    And stop treating people
    like they're all-powerful!
[08:29] KYOSHIRO
    This is my specialty,
[08:31] KYOSHIRO
    so I'll exorcise the misfortune clinging to you!
[08:34] KYOSHIRO
    But I'm not doing this for you!
[08:36] KYOSHIRO
    I just hate how you're ruining my safe space!
[08:39] KYOSHIRO
    Nabeshima, these guys barged
    into your territory!
[08:42] KYOSHIRO
    Eat them!
[08:49] SPIRIT D
    N-No, wait!
[08:51] SPIRIT C
    That looks really bad!
[08:53] MOGURA
    Nabeshima's feeling motivated today, huh?
[08:56] MOGURA
    He can be so crabby.
[08:58] MOGURA
    He sulked when he wasn't the center
    of attention at the 100-yen shop.
[09:01] SHIO
    What? I can't see him, but he sounds cute.
[09:05] SAKURAKO
    Exorcise?
[09:09] MOGURA
    Animals are so quick to flee!
[09:12] SAKURAKO
    I feel like my headache is gone.
[09:14] SAKURAKO
    Your son possesses supernatural powers, too.
[09:18] SAKURAKO
    He's also a very good son.
[09:20] SAKURAKO
    I'm so pathetic.
[09:23] SAKURAKO
    Kyoko-san, I envy you.
[09:28] MOGURA
    You finally said what you really feel.
[09:31] SAKURAKO
    What?
[09:32] MOGURA
    I heard what you said earlier.
[09:34] MOGURA
    You're too accepting and too reliant
    on others, but you're a good person.
[09:40] SAKURAKO
    You were listening? Why?
[09:42] SAKURAKO
    Also, who are you?
[09:44] MOGURA
    But being too good a person
    isn't a good thing either.
[09:47] MOGURA
    Your misfortune's been exorcised,
    but you're not in the clear.
[09:50] MOGURA
    Unless you change, those nasty
    creeps will come right back.
[09:54] MOGURA
    Both the living and the dead.
[09:56] MOGURA
    You gotta learn to complain and get mad.
[09:58] SAKURAKO
    But my husband doesn't like that.
[10:01] SAKURAKO
    Besides, I'm not in a position to complain.
[10:05] MOGURA
    Yeah, that's what everyone says.
[10:07] MOGURA
    I've seen plenty of men and women like you.
[10:11] MOGURA
    You've turned into Pavlov's dog.
[10:13] MOGURA
    I guess these days they call it
    psychological abuse and brainwashing.
[10:16] MOGURA
    Does this ring a bell?
[10:17] MOGURA
    Circumstances vary, but verbally
    abusive and domineering husbands
[10:20] MOGURA
    and super-hysterical wives
    are textbook examples.
[10:23] MOGURA
    And they're generally with
    very patient partners.
[10:27] MOGURA
    Also, forgive me if I'm wrong,
    but going back a bit...
[10:31] MOGURA
    Were you raised to be especially
    patient with your mother or father?
[10:39] KYOSHIRO
    Ma'am, don't put your trust in the wrong things.
[10:42] KYOSHIRO
    I hate "accurate fortunes" that rob people
    of the chance to solve their own problems.
[10:49] KYOSHIRO
    Our family's fate to live short
    lives was forcibly changed
[10:54] KYOSHIRO
    by the sacrifice of one kind person.
[10:57] KYOSHIRO
    I find it pathetic,
[10:59] KYOSHIRO
    so I solve all my other problems myself.
[11:03] KYOSHIRO
    Even when I can't, I find a way.
[11:08] MOGURA
    I can't agree, Kyo-chan.
[11:09] MOGURA
    Sorry to put a damper on that inspiring speech,
[11:11] MOGURA
    but that's asking for too much too quickly.
[11:14] MOGURA
    You have to consider her circumstances.
[11:18] MAYA
    Would you like some help?
[11:19] MOGURA
    Huh?
[11:20] MOGURA
    What?
[11:23] ONOSAKA
    Hey, I'm home.
[11:25] ONOSAKA
    Ugh, it's dark in here.
[11:30] ONOSAKA
    What are you doing? You give me the creeps.
[11:33] ONOSAKA
    Where's dinner?
[11:35] SAKURAKO
    There isn't any.
[11:36] ONOSAKA
    What?! How dare you speak to me like that!
[11:41] ONOSAKA
    Don't screw with me!
[11:42] ONOSAKA
    Who do you think you are?
[11:44] ONOSAKA
    You're already incompetent,
    and now you can't even cook?
[11:47] SAKURAKO
    Shut up, shithead!
[11:49] SAKURAKO
    Who do you think you are?!
[11:51] SAKURAKO
    Do you wanna be cursed?
[11:53] SAKURAKO
    Shithead, shithead, shithead!
[11:55] SAKURAKO
    Dinner this, dinner that! What are you, a pig?
[11:57] SAKURAKO
    No, that's rude to pigs!
[11:59] SAKURAKO
    Stop looking down on me!
[12:01] SAKURAKO
    You've never had to do real work
    because your relatives are executives,
[12:04] SAKURAKO
    and I know you hire call girls
    and call it a business expense!
[12:07] SAKURAKO
    If you're going to mock others, then prepare
    yourself for the rest of your life!
[12:11] SAKURAKO
    We can discuss our faults after that!
SIGN    Mom
[12:21] SAKURAKO
    Hello, Mom?!
[12:22] SAKURAKO
    I'm not coming home next weekend!
[12:24] SAKURAKO
    Who's going to pick up my brother? I don't care!
[12:27] SAKURAKO
    He's healthy now! He can do it himself!
[12:30] SAKURAKO
    What's a 70-year-old mother doing
    babying her almost 50-year-old son?
[12:34] SAKURAKO
    Shut up! That's not my problem!
[12:36] SAKURAKO
    Don't disrespect me again!
[12:44] SAKURAKO
    What?
SIGN    What?
[12:48] SAKURAKO
    Did I say that? Did I say those crazy things?
[12:52] SAKURAKO
    Maybe I had way more stress than I realized.
[12:55] SAKURAKO
    I'm sorry, Mom.
[12:57] SAKURAKO
    But strangely...
[12:59] SAKURAKO
    I feel like a clogged drain that's
    finally started flowing again.
SIGN    Nekozuku
[13:04] MAYA
    She needs to experience the
    success of saying it herself.
[13:08] MAYA
    I figured possessing a believer would work,
[13:11] MAYA
    but all I did was lend her a hand.
[13:14] MAYA
    Everything she said was what she really felt.
[13:16] MAYA
    My ten years of experience as a spirit were a
    good fit for her obsession-prone personality.
[13:22] MOGURA
    Well, I'm convinced.
[13:24] MOGURA
    But I told you to move on, Maya-chan.
[13:27] MAYA
    I thought I'd better thank you first.
[13:30] MAYA
    Even turtles say thank you when
    someone saves them, right?
[13:33] MAYA
    And since I'd been at home for so long,
[13:35] MAYA
    I wanted to see the city before I left.
[13:37] MOGURA
    You showed up at the right time, too.
[13:41] MAYA
    That girl was possessed by a bunch
    of spirits, so I followed them here.
[13:46] KYOSHIRO
    You're back?
[13:47] SHIO
    Your mom said I could come.
[13:49] MOGURA
    I see. Shio-chan had so many spirits
    on her that I didn't notice.
[13:53] MAYA
    This is where the doll was put to rest, huh?
[13:56] MAYA
    Thank you.
[13:58] MOGURA
    But you were only able to do
    this because you're a spirit.
[14:00] MAYA
    Yeah.
[14:01] MAYA
    And I can touch that cat
    because I'm a spirit, right?
[14:05] SAKURAKO
    Kyoko-san, are you home?
[14:08] KYOKO
    Oh, my.
[14:10] SAKURAKO
    I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused.
[14:14] SAKURAKO
    This is for you.
[14:15] KYOKO
    Oh, you didn't need to.
[14:17] SAKURAKO
    No, please accept this!
[14:19] KYOKO
    In that case, thank you.
[14:21] KYOKO
    Your hair looks great.
[14:23] KYOKO
    Why don't you come in?
[14:24] KYOKO
    I've made giant dorayaki.
[14:26] SAKURAKO
    Oh, no. I should get going.
[14:29] KYOKO
    Wait.
[14:31] KYOKO
    Here.
[14:34] SAKURAKO
    You were able to fix it after it broke?
[14:36] SAKURAKO
    Amazing!
[14:37] KYOKO
    He did.
[14:38] MOGURA
    It's called kintsugi.
[14:40] MOGURA
    Better than before, right?
[14:42] MOGURA
    The Nekozukus will pay for it. Don't worry.
[14:44] SAKURAKO
    Incredible. Is that your craft?
[14:47] MOGURA
    Sort of.
[14:49] MOGURA
    I'm good at extending lives.
[14:51] KYOKO
    Sakurako-san, I just saw a vision
    of us going to the movies,
[14:55] KYOKO
    getting sushi, and drinking together.
[14:58] KYOKO
    We must do everything possible
    to make that a reality.
[15:02] MOGURA
    It's true, isn't it?
[15:04] MOGURA
    Everybody needs...
[15:06] MOGURA
    a rich friend to treat them to sushi.
[15:09] MAYA
    I don't think that's right.
[15:11] SHIO
    By the way, ma'am, what did
    you see when we first met?
[15:17] KYOKO
    I'm not telling.
[15:18] KYOKO
    The future will come whether I tell you or not.
[15:21] KYOKO
    Eating sushi is more important.
[15:24] SHIO
    Okay!
[15:28] (Flashback) TOSHIRO
    Kyoko, our family is complicated.
[15:30] (Flashback) TOSHIRO
    You'll suffer more than the average person.
[15:32] (Flashback) TOSHIRO
    I should apologize in advance. Sorry.
[15:35] (Flashback) KYOKO
    But Mogura-san helps us,
    and the house is big and fun.
[15:38] (Flashback) KYOKO
    All I see is an interesting future!
[15:42] SAKURAKO
    Well, I should go.
[15:44] MOGURA
    I'm leaving, too. Later.
[15:47] YOSHIDA
    Hey, you're one of our regulars!
[15:49] YOSHIDA
    Eggs are 100 yen today!
[15:51] YOSHIDA
    You should stop by!
[15:51] YOSHIDA
    I'm on my way to the gym
    with Fujimura-san's wife!
[15:54] YOSHIDA
    Next, I'm cleaning with
    the neighborhood association!
[15:56] YOSHIDA
    See you later!
[15:57] MOGURA
    Yoshida-san's so powerful.
[15:59] SAKURAKO
    I should be more like her.
[16:02] NA
    Incidentally, the consumed
     spirits are excreted
[16:05] NA
    and must wait for someone to come get them.
[16:08] NA
    The otter, meanwhile, found a new home.
[16:09] SIGN
    Yen
[16:09] SIGN
    Yastume Store
[16:12] SUKEKIYO
    I've been getting headaches lately.
[16:15] SUKEKIYO
    Maybe I'm getting old.
[16:16] MAGI/ID
    Does he think he's a sea monster or something?
SIGN    The Shop Guillotine: Candy and Snacks
[16:20] MAGI
    Hey, you fixed it.
[16:22] MAGI
    I wasn't expecting much when I
    asked you to fix Dad's watch.
[16:25] MOGURA
    Of course I did. Most things can be fixed.
[16:29] MOGURA
    It's just that these days,
    it's quicker to buy a replacement,
[16:31] SIGN
    Mogura
    Bath
[16:31] SIGN
    Adults
    500 yen
[16:31] SIGN
    Children
    300 yen
[16:31] SIGN
    Metal
    >and other
    Repairs
    Negotiable
[16:32] MOGURA
    so it's been a while since I last did this work.
[16:34] MAGI
    It's incredible. Can you fix anything?
[16:37] MOGURA
    Sure. Everything except a person's nature.
[16:40] MOGURA
    Oh, and things like smartphones.
[16:42] MAGI
    Here's your payment.
[16:44] MOGURA
    Sorry for asking you to pay.
[16:45] MAGI
    It's only natural.
[16:47] MAGI
    And if you're going to apologize for that,
    stop mooching food off of me.
[16:52] MOGURA
    Oh, you know.
[16:53] MOGURA
    Those are two entirely different things.
[16:59] MAGI
    Now that I take a closer look,
    you make and fix all kinds of things.
[17:03] MOGURA
    You don't need qualifications
    to make this stuff.
[17:06] MOGURA
    Lately, I've been attending handicraft events.
[17:10] MOGURA
    I sign up by borrowing the candy
    shop's internet and phone number.
[17:14] MAGI
    I guess that works.
[17:17] MOGURA
    Oh, Kyoko-chan buys those when
    I make them periodically.
[17:21] YAEKO
    Kyoko-chan?
[17:22] MOGURA
    Toshiro's wife.
[17:24] MAGI
    The professor's wife, huh?
[17:25] YAEKO
    She comes to the university sometimes.
[17:28] KYOKO
    You forgot this.
SIGN    You forgot this
[17:29] MAGI
    I wouldn't have thought they'd have
     a high-school-aged son.
[17:32] MOGURA
    Kyoko-chan can't see Ikebukuro-san...
[17:36] KYOKO
    So this is what she looks like!
SIGN    So this is what
    she looks like
[17:38] MOGURA
    So she gladly buys those.
[17:40] MAGI
    I see.
[17:43] MOGURA
    There are more on the second floor.
[17:46] MOGURA
    You wanna see?
[17:51] MAGI
    Wow. That's fake food.
[17:53] MOGURA
    The full-scale stuff is fun, but some
    people buy them as decor or accessories.
[17:58] MOGURA
    The oven's secondhand, but I bought it because
    I can use it to make these and pottery.
[18:02] MAGI
    You're good with your hands.
[18:04] MOGURA
    I used to make animal candies.
SIGN    Omu-turtle
[18:07] MOGURA
    People buy stuff when it's cute.
[18:09] MOGURA
    After the war, I sold fish and substitute udon.
[18:12] MOGURA
    Honestly, it was easy for me to
    do business on the black market.
[18:16] MOGURA
    No need for resumes.
[18:17] MOGURA
    I'm not good with suits and debt collectors.
[18:21] MOGURA
    The pay's good, but it's terrible for
    the mind and too hard to get out.
[18:25] MOGURA
    These are ripoffs of popular woodblock prints.
[18:28] MOGURA
    I'm ashamed to admit it,
    but I sold these once, too.
[18:31] MOGURA
    I also drew porn and sold way more of that.
[18:35] MOGURA
    I sold so much that I was nearly
    discovered by the shogunate.
[18:38] YAEKO
    I've heard a lot of old
    artists drew pornography.
SIGN    I read that
     in a book
[18:42] MOGURA
    Because it pays better than their main hustle.
[18:44] MOGURA
    Hokusai and Kuniyoshi drew porn, too.
[18:46] MOGURA
    One of Hokusai's pseudonyms was "Slippery Rod."
[18:52] MOGURA
    They say even the famous Japanese
    female artist Uemura Shoen drew porn.
[18:56] MOGURA
    Oh, excuse me.
[18:57] MOGURA
    But it was a matter of
    life or death for artists.
[19:00] MAGI
    That's so interesting to hear about.
[19:03] MAGI
    It's history.
SIGN    Scratch Scratch
[19:05] MOGURA
    To me, they're memories.
[19:07] MAGI
    Then what if you sold doujinshi now?
[19:11] MAGI
    I hear you can make a lot of money doing it.
SIGN    Pffft
[19:14] YAEKO
    Sex sells in every age.
[19:17] MOGURA/ID
    I could do that...
[19:20] MOGURA
    You think I could make porn books?
[19:22] MOGURA
    How about this?
SIGN    The Secret Garden
     The World of Tanizaki
[19:24] YAEKO
    I guess it depends on the genre.
[19:26] MAGI
    You should update your style.
[19:28] YAEKO
    The sketches you drew the other day were
    rough, but had a lot of personality.
[19:33] YAEKO
    I bet you could learn quickly.
[19:34] MOGURA
    Seriously?
[19:36] MOGURA
    Maybe I'll start practicing!
[19:37] YAEKO
    Or…
[19:39] YAEKO
    Please draw a red panda manga!
SIGN    Hardcore Red Panda Book
[19:42] YAEKO
    And sell acrylic key chains
    and figures to go with it!
[19:45] YAEKO
    I'll buy them!
SIGN     I'll buy them!
[19:46] MAGI/ID
    She must really like them.
[19:48] MOGURA
    You'll have to tell me more about that sometime.
[19:51] MOGURA
    In exchange, I'll let you make some fake food.
[19:54] YAEKO
    That sounds fun!
[19:55] MOGURA
    I've seen a few anime, but if I'm going to
    draw something, I'd better do my research.
[20:02] MAGI
    This guy's a valuable resource on folklore.
[20:06] MAGI
    Folklore?
[20:07] MAGI
    Oh, right! My report!
[20:10] MAGI
    I have to write a report on local festivals.
[20:15] MAGI
    Mogura, do you know of any
    interesting and weird festivals?
[20:18] MAGI
    You seem like you would.
[20:20] MOGURA
    Interesting festivals? Let's see.
[20:24] MOGURA
    There's one where ghosts gather once a year.
[20:26] MAGI
    Really? That sounds interesting.
[20:28] MAGI
    No, wait. I'm not asking about imaginary ones.
[20:31] MOGURA
    But it's real.
[20:33] MOGURA
    If you ask me, Japan has too many festivals.
[20:36] MOGURA
    This is for a report, right?
[20:39] MOGURA
    It'd be odd if you knew about an undocumented
    festival that nobody else knows about.
[20:43] MAGI
    That's true.
[20:44] MOGURA
    So what would fit the bill?
[20:49] YAEKO
    In that case, would you like to come
    to my hometown's festival this weekend?
[20:53] MAGI
    What?
[20:54] YAEKO
    I've mentioned that my family's
    from the countryside, right?
[20:57] YAEKO
    That's where it's held.
[20:58] MAGI
    Are you sure?
[20:59] MAGI
    Weren't you going to write about that?
[21:02] YAEKO
    I already wrote mine on another festival.
[21:05] YAEKO
    I just thought it might be
    fun to see as an outsider.
[21:08] YAEKO
    And we don't get many visitors,
    so guests are very welcome.
[21:12] YAEKO
    You should come!
[21:13] MAGI/ID
    I feel like I've seen horror
    films that start this way!
[21:19] MOGURA
    What kind of festival is it?
[21:21] YAEKO
    It's based on a local legend.
[21:24] YAEKO
    Broadly speaking, it's an offering and
    purification festival to quell the merfolk.
[21:29] YAEKO
    According to legends, the merfolk bewitch
    people and drag them into the sea.
[21:33] MOGURA
    Merfolk, huh?
[21:34] MOGURA
    The coasts have lots of strange
    legends about sea monsters.
[21:37] YAEKO
    Right? It's a reflection
    of the dangers of the sea.
[21:45] YAEKO
    Um, Mogura-san.
[21:47] YAEKO
    Would you like to come, too?
[21:51] MOGURA
    Why?
[21:52] YAEKO
    My great-grandfather Kirihara Yuhachi...
[21:57] YAEKO
    He's still alive. He's 97 years old this year.
SIGN    Episode 8
    "The Merfolk"

8 - The Merfolk

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SIGN    Episode 8
    "The Merfolk"
[01:38] YAEKO
    He's rather weak, and his mind is fading,
[01:41] YAEKO
    but you heard what I told Magi-kun, right?
[01:45] YAEKO
    You saved my great-grandfather, didn't you?
[01:49] YAEKO
    The professor probably wrote
    about him in his novel, too.
SIGN    Back Alley
     the small second-class soldier
[01:54] MOGURA
    So he's alive.
[01:55] YAEKO
    Now that I think about it,
    he sometimes said strange things.
[02:00] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    Yaeko, let's not go to the beach right now.
[02:03] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    We'll get dragged in.
[02:04] YAEKO
    I just figured he was a deeply
    devout man from the country,
[02:07] YAEKO
    but you talked about how you
    got us involved in all this,
[02:11] YAEKO
    and that's the reason we can see things now.
[02:14] YAEKO
    But there are many ways a person
    can become involved, aren't there?
[02:18] YAEKO
    Even friendship or helping
    someone counts as involvement.
[02:22] YAEKO
    I imagine it also depends on the person,
[02:24] YAEKO
    but if that's the case, it'd make sense
    if my great-grandfather could see things.
[02:29] YAEKO
    Would you be willing to meet him?
[02:32] YAEKO
    And these days, he seems to spend more
    time in the past than the present...
[02:36] YUHACHI
    We're transporting lumber
    to construct the camp again?
[02:41] YUHACHI
    It's exhausting work since I'm so small.
[02:44] YAEKO
    Great-grandpa, you don't
    have to do that anymore.
[02:47] YAEKO
    Have a donut.
[02:48] YUHACHI
    Where did the other new recruits go?
[02:51] YUHACHI
    They'll get in trouble with the veterans.
[02:55] YAEKO
    Maybe it's a selfish request,
    but I want you to meet him.
[02:59] YAEKO
    No, maybe I want to see what
    will happen if you meet him. Sorry.
[03:04] YAEKO
    Is that a no?
[03:05] YAEKO
    Would it be dangerous?
[03:07] YAEKO
    Also, my hometown's seafood is delicious,
    and you can eat all you want.
[03:11] MOGURA
    I want to go.
[03:13] MOGURA
    I want to go, but there's a problem.
[03:15] MOGURA
    I can't afford to travel!
[03:17] YAEKO
    I'll pay for it!
[03:18] MOGURA
    I can't make a student pay for me.
[03:21] MAGI
    What about all the food you made me pay for?
[03:25] MOGURA
    I'll have to use my ace in the hole.
[03:27] MOGURA
    I'll get Toshiro to pay.
[03:29] MAGI/ID
    It's like how Ryo-san gradually
    became more brazen
[03:31] MAGI/ID
    about bumming money off of Nakagawa.
[03:34] MOGURA
    I have a reason, you know.
[03:36] MOGURA
    He writes on the analysis and history
    of fantasy and children's literature.
[03:41] MOGURA
    If I invite him, he's likely to come along.
[03:44] MOGURA
    I'll take advantage of that.
[03:45] MAGI
    I'm not sure that makes sense, but whatever.
[03:50] MAGI
    Yae-chan, where are you from, anyway?
[03:54] YAEKO
    An island.
[03:56] MAGI
    Hey, I can see it now!
[03:57] MAGI/ID
    That's an island.
[04:00] TOSHIRO
    A merfolk legend, huh?
[04:01] TOSHIRO
    That's a good theme for an essay
    on children's literature, Magi-kun.
[04:06] TOSHIRO
    Japan's first children's author
    wrote about Japanese merfolk.
[04:10] YAEKO
    You mean Ogawa Mimei.
[04:11] YAEKO
    I love his work.
[04:12] YAEKO
    That story's actually pretty scary.
[04:14] MOGURA
    I've read it, too.
[04:16] MOGURA
    It was in a book I picked up a long time ago.
[04:18] MOGURA
    Books!
SIGN    Books!!!!
[04:19] MOGURA
    I don't care what they're about! I want 'em!
[04:21] MAGI
    So that's why the genres on your
    bookshelf are such a mystery.
[04:25] MOGURA
    Yeah. In the past few months, I've picked up
    four copies of the same self-improvement book.
[04:30] TOSHIRO
    A legend about merfolk who kidnap people?
[04:33] TOSHIRO
    How intriguing.
[04:35] TOSHIRO
    I hope we can determine
    the origin of the legend.
[04:39] MAGI
    If this were a horror film,
    you'd have just doomed us to die.
[04:46] MOGURA
    It's so much clearer here.
[04:48] SHIO
    Let's take a picture.
[04:48] KYOKO
    Say cheese.
[04:50] MAGI/ID
    What is this mismatched group?
[04:52] (Flashback) YAEKO
    I'll be interrogated if I only bring men,
    so I'd like to bring another girl.
[04:57] (Flashback) YAEKO
    We'll treat you to seafood. What do you think?
[04:59] (Flashback) SHIO
    I'm in!
[05:00] (Flashback) TOSHIRO
    There's no telling what people would say
    if I accompanied a college girl by myself,
[05:05] (Flashback) TOSHIRO
    so I'd appreciate you making
    this a family vacation.
[05:07] (Flashback) KYOKO
    Hooray!
[05:09] YAEKO
    Shio-chan, did you get your parents' permission?
[05:12] SHIO
    It was no problem.
[05:13] SHIO
    Our family motto is "make yourself
    stronger by trying everything."
[05:16] SHIO
    I'll even take on a great white shark.
[05:19] YAEKO
    That's impressive.
[05:20] YAEKO
    Even Jason Statham could barely make that claim.
[05:23] SHIO
    Don't worry. "Shio" means "merfolk."
SIGN    Shio
SIGN    Merfolk
[05:25] SHIO
    My parents named me that
    hoping I'd be a good swimmer.
[05:28] YAEKO
    That's what they meant?
[05:30] SHIO
    I'm planning to get certified as a lifeguard.
[05:33] SHIO
    I went to China with my older
    sister to train in martial arts
[05:35] SHIO
    and Guam to practice firing
    with live ammunition.
[05:37] SHIO
    I do all kinds of training.
[05:39] YAEKO
    You have an older sister?
[05:41] SHIO
    Yes. She bakes baguettes for me every morning.
[05:45] SHIO
    Hey, that rock is impressive.
[05:47] YAEKO
    Don't lean out too far.
[05:50] YAEKO
    The tidal currents here are unique.
[05:53] YAEKO
    Sometimes outsiders have accidents when
    they swim carelessly in the water.
[05:57] YAEKO
    That contributes to the locals'
    worship of merfolk and the sea.
[06:02] MOGURA
    Now that you mention it, people who
     live by the sea rarely swim in it.
[06:05] YAEKO
    Yeah, that is common!
[06:08] MAGI
    Like how a lot of people born in
    Tokyo almost never visit Shibuya.
[06:12] YAEKO
    They don't?!
[06:18] MAGI/ID
    Now that I think about it…
[06:21] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Time to wear the shoes I've been
    saving to preserve their soles!
SIGN    Mogura Bath
[06:24] (Flashback) MOGURA
    We're going on a trip, right? I'm excited!
SIGN    The Shop Guillotine
[06:27] (Flashback) UKIGUMO
    You're going somewhere? How nice.
[06:30] (Flashback) UKIGUMO
    Safe travels.
[06:32] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Thanks. If I see any unusual shells,
    I'll grab them for you.
[06:36] (Flashback) MAGI
    Is that an appropriate souvenir for an adult?
[06:37] SIGN
    Drawer Street
[06:38] MAGI/ID
    So Mogura's allowed to travel
    far from his "prison."
[06:44] MAGI/ID
    Though I have no idea who's allowing it.
[06:48] MAGI/ID
    No, actually...
[06:50] MAGI/ID
    I feel like that area could
    be called his safe place.
[06:52] MAGI/ID
    Somewhere to live away from the eyes of
    the Japanese police, run-down as it is.
[06:56] MAGI/ID
    I don't understand it,
    but he's friendly with that woman.
[07:00] MAGI/ID
    She even gives him candy.
[07:02] MAGI/ID
    If it were me, I wouldn't
    want to leave that place.
[07:05] MAGI/ID
    But isn't falling into that
    mental state the true cage?
[07:10] MAGI/ID
    I'd definitely lose my mind.
[07:13] MAGI/ID
    No, he probably actually has.
[07:16] MAGI/ID
    He's such a busybody despite that.
[07:18] MAGI/ID
    Everyone ends up asking him for favors.
[07:21] MAGI/ID
    Even though he's naïvely ethical,
    opportunistic, and deeply human,
[07:25] MAGI/ID
    he'll make sacrifices to help
    others despite his circumstances
[07:30] MAGI/ID
    in a way that's superhuman.
[07:33] MAGI/ID
    It makes me wonder...
[07:34] MAGI/ID
    Is our meddling really helping him?
[07:38] YAEKO
    Magi-kun, we're here.
[07:41] YAEKO & SHIO
    Yay!
[07:47] MAGI
    Um, shouldn't you tell your family you're here?
[07:51] YAEKO
    What?
[07:53] YAEKO
    You're such a city kid, Magi-kun.
[07:56] YAEKO
    At the moment we disembarked,
[07:58] YAEKO
    "Kirihara's daughter brought
    outsiders to the island.
[08:01] YAEKO
    One boy her age, two roughly high school-aged
    children, and three people in their 30s.
[08:07] YAEKO
    No criminal records."
[08:08] YAEKO
    That information had already
    spread throughout the island.
SIGN    Swish
[08:12] MAGI
    Are they CIA?!
[08:14] YAEKO
    If you need to buy something,
    besides the co-op, we've got "nakama."
[08:17] YAEKO
    Just leave your payment if
    there's no employee present.
[08:20] YAEKO
    I'll let them know.
[08:21] MAGI
    What's a "nakama"?
[08:23] YAEKO
    I don't know how else to describe it.
[08:25] YAEKO
    Whatever it is that middlemen do.
[08:27] YAEKO
    Vendors.
[08:28] MAGI
    So they're shops where
    all the locals act like regulars?
[08:32] YAEKO
    Don't be so shocked.
[08:35] YAEKO
    There are lots of good people on the island.
[08:36] YAEKO
    Before I moved to Tokyo, they all helped
    me practice the habit of locking up.
[08:41] MAGI & MOGURA
    A fascinating story.
[08:43] YAEKO
    What else do you need to know?
[08:45] YAEKO
    Oh, never eat natto in the presence of the
     main landowning family's matriarch.
SIGN    Never do it...
SIGN    Never do it...
SIGN    Or else...
[08:50] MAGI
    Why not?!
[08:51] YAEKO
    Don't even mention beans.
[08:53] MAGI
    Why not?! What's the reason?
[08:56] MAGI
    Why won't you tell us the reason?
[08:58] YAEKO
    If you ever become a resident of this island,
[09:04] YAEKO
    you'll be told on the third
    day of your third year.
[09:07] MAGI
    Yae-chan, are you having fun
    messing with city people?
[09:11] MOGURA
    By the way...
SIGN    Stare
SIGN    Stare
[09:13] MOGURA
    The spirits keep staring at me.
[09:15] MOGURA
    Are they former islanders?
SIGN    Where's he from?
SIGN    Where'd he
     come from?
[09:18] YAEKO
    Yeah, seems like it.
SIGN    Why's he here?
[09:19] YAEKO
    They tend to be curious about outsiders.
[09:23] HANADA
    Oh, Yaeko-chan.
[09:25] YAEKO
    Granny Hanada.
[09:27] HANADA
    You're lookin' finer than a
    frog hair split eight ways.
[09:30] YAEKO
    Aw, shucks. I wouldn't go sayin' that.
[09:33] HANADA
    And you brought a pack of
    handsome fellas with you.
[09:38] HANADA
    Makes me feel young again.
[09:41] MAGI/ID
    Nothing makes Tokyoites feel
    more inferior than this.
[09:41] YAEKO
    What are you sayin', granny?
[09:45] HANADA
    You goin' to Kirihara-san's house?
SIGN    Bicycle Rentals
SIGN    Hanada
SIGN    Motorcycles
[09:48] HANADA
    Feel free to use any of the bikes around here.
[09:51] HANADA
    Just return 'em when you leave.
[09:54] YAEKO
    Thank you.
[09:56] MAGI/ID
    They've got their own way of living here.
[09:59] YAEKO
    It's two hours on foot, so let's borrow some.
[10:02] YAEKO
    Who's got a license and can take a passenger?
[10:14] SHIO
    Yahoo!
[10:25] YAEKO
    I would've made multiple trips
    if you'd waited at the harbor!
[10:30] MOGURA
    No! I don't want to wait alone!
[10:33] MAGI
    You weren't lying when you bragged
    about going 70 kmph on a bicycle.
[10:39] MAGI/ID
    Is that where they're holding the festival?
[10:42] MAGI/ID
    The sea looks so far down.
[10:43] MAGI/ID
    I guess Yae-chan's family lives
    in the middle of the island.
SIGN    Hey! Yaeko!
    Welcome home!
[10:49] YAEKO
    Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma,
    brothers and sisters!
[10:55] YAEKO
    Great-grandpa!
[10:59] DAD
    Welcome back, Yaeko.
[11:01] DAD
    Welcome, guests.
[11:07] YUHACHI
    You...
[11:08] YUHACHI
    Oh, are you Sato-san, the
    new guy at the town hall?
[11:12] MOGURA
    Who?!
[11:14] YAEKO
    I guess it didn't occur
    to him that you'd be you.
[11:18] MOGURA
    Could be my haircut.
SIGN    Scratch
    Scratch
[11:20] MOGURA
    A haircut can really change
    your impression of someone.
[11:23] YAEKO
    Sorry, after you came all the way here.
[11:26] MOGURA
    Nah, I'm glad.
[11:28] MOGURA
    It's rare that I get to meet old acquaintances.
[11:31] MOGURA
    Thanks, Yae-chan.
[11:35] YAEKO
    But my great-grandpa seems lively today.
[11:38] YAEKO
    I think it's because we have so many guests.
[11:40] MOGURA
    Sure. Then let's enjoy the festival together.
[11:45] MAGI
    This place is huge.
[11:46] MAGI
    Does this whole area belong to your family?
[11:50] YAEKO
    It's just big is all. It's not worth much.
SIGN    Relative
SIGN    Dad
[11:56] MOM
    Thank you for looking after Yaeko.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Grandfather
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    Great-grandfather
[12:01] MAGI/ID
    They're all tiny.
[12:02] YAEKO
    That's my little sister.
[12:04] YAEKO
    She's still in grade school.
[12:06] YAEKO
    Come on, say hello.
[12:09] YOSHINO
    Hello. I'm Yoshino.
[12:11] YAEKO
    This is my little brother.
[12:12] YAEKO
    He's in middle school.
[12:13] MIYAMA
    Hello. I'm Miyama.
[12:15] MAGI/ID
    Such innocent siblings.
SIGN    Magi's Younger Brother
[12:19] MIYAMA
    There's not much here, but enjoy the seafood.
[12:24] MIYAMA
    Sis, did you bring any gifts?
[12:25] YAEKO
    You sound so greedy when you put it like that.
[12:27] YAEKO
    But I did. Here.
[12:29] MIYAMA
    Hey, they only make these in Tokyo.
[12:32] MIYAMA
    All right! Thanks, sis.
[12:34] YAEKO
    You greedy little thing.
[12:36] MAGI/ID
    Lucky. I wish my brother were like him.
SIGN    His Actual Younger Brother
[12:39] MOM
    I know you just got here,
    but we've got to go help out.
[12:44] MOM
    Feel free to look around the island.
[12:45] MOM
    Yaeko, could you take your
    great-grandpa with you?
[12:48] YAEKO
    Sure.
[12:53] MOGURA
    The scale's pretty big.
[12:55] YAEKO
    The whole island is here.
[12:57] YAEKO
    The actual festival is tomorrow.
[12:59] YAEKO
    That's the merfolk statue. It's the
    main attraction of the festival.
[13:04] MAGI
    So it's that kind of merfolk.
[13:06] YAEKO
    You're allowed to take pictures.
[13:08] MAGI
    Great. A few photos would
    be perfect for my report.
[13:12] YAEKO
    Right? Who doesn't pad their
    reports with pictures?
[13:16] YAEKO
    Shooting that statue with arrows
    is the highlight of the festival.
[13:19] YAEKO
    After that, it's set on fire.
[13:21] MOGURA
    I see. For warding off misfortune.
[13:24] YAEKO
    They do that at tsuina rituals, too.
SIGN    Bounce
SIGN    Bounce
[13:27] YAEKO
    All kinds of movements are performed during
    the ritual, but try to follow along.
[13:34] MAGI
    What is that?
[13:35] MAGI
    I'm more interested in that than the main event.
[13:37] YAEKO
    It's best to involve as many participants
    as possible, which is why guests are welcome.
[13:42] MAGI
    Why don't you ever explain the
    reasons behind the island's rules?
[13:46] MAGI
    Let me write about those in my report.
[13:48] YUHACHI
    Oh, a shooting range.
SIGN    Shooting Range
[13:50] YAEKO
    Great-grandpa, do you want to try?
[13:52] MOGURA
    Hey. Let's do it, too.
[13:54] MOGURA
    Magi, you play FPS games, right?
[13:56] MOGURA
    Show us your skills.
[13:57] MAGI
    What?
[13:59] YAEKO
    Sir, would you like to try as well?
[14:02] YAEKO
    What's the matter?
[14:05] TOSHIRO
    Ikebukuro likes this and doesn't want to leave.
SIGN    Grilled Squid
[14:09] YAEKO
    Oh, that thing for drying fish.
[14:11] TOSHIRO
    She demands that I eat fish.
[14:13] TOSHIRO
    Ikebukuro tastes whatever I eat.
[14:16] YAEKO
    That's how it works, huh?
SIGN    Mmmph
[14:19] TOSHIRO
    She's also demanding that
    I acquire one of these devices.
[14:24] MAGI
    Wow, Great-grandpa!
[14:26] SHIO
    Very cool!
[14:28] YUHACHI
    You're not bad either.
[14:30] MAGI
    Oh, no. You're way better than me.
[14:33] MOGURA
    Come to think of it, he used to be a good shot.
[14:36] YAEKO
    My great-grandpa used to have a hunting license.
[14:41] YUHACHI
    Would you like to try, Sato-san?
[14:43] MOGURA
    I'm not Sato-san!
[14:47] MOGURA
    I suck.
[14:48] MOGURA
    I've always been terrible with guns.
[14:50] YUHACHI
    You can't hit anything, Sato-san.
[14:53] MOGURA
    I told you, I'm not Sato-san!
[14:55] YUHACHI
    You really suck.
[14:56] YUHACHI
    You're embarrassing yourself
    in front of the young 'uns.
[15:05] SHIO
    Wow! Very cool, Mogura-san!
[15:08] MOGURA
    Go ahead and choose whatever
    prize you'd like, ladies.
[15:11] YAEKO & SHIO
    Hooray! Thanks!
[15:12] YUHACHI
    Sato-san...
[15:15] YUHACHI
    Don't you think it's childish to
    act that way towards your elders?
[15:18] MOGURA
    You old fart!
[15:19] YAEKO
    My great-grandpa seems
     to be enjoying himself.
[15:23] YAEKO
    He's always been vain and competitive.
[15:26] MAGI
    He's a cute great-grandfather.
[15:28] YAEKO
    Anyway, both guns and bows
    involve firing at targets,
[15:32] YAEKO
    but I guess you can be good
    with one but not the other.
[15:35] MAGI
    Well, it depends on the person,
[15:37] MAGI
    but they work differently,
    and the way you aim is different.
[15:42] MAGI
    I wonder if there are people
    who are good with both.
[15:45] MAGI
    That'd be impressive.
[15:47] YAEKO
    That's how it works, huh?
[15:49] MAGI
    It depends on the person. It depends, but...
[15:52] MAGI/ID
    Does that mean he's used a bow for way longer?
[15:57] SHIO
    Yaeko-san, you can see the
    ocean clearly from here.
[16:01] YAEKO
    That's the rock we saw coming in on the boat.
[16:04] YAEKO
    It's called Merfolk Rock, and...
[16:08] YAEKO
    It looks like something's emerging from the sea.
[16:21] MOGURA
    I see. So that's the merfolk.
[16:24] MOGURA
    Accidents at sea, capsized ships,
    suicidal drownings, natural disasters.
[16:28] MOGURA
    A lot happens on the ocean.
[16:30] TOSHIRO
    So it's a collection of regrets at sea.
[16:33] KYOSHIRO
    It's not uncommon, but it's huge.
[16:37] MOGURA
    It must've emerged because of the festival.
[16:40] MOGURA
    Like I said when we dealt with the stalker
    spirit, a lot of spirits want to be noticed.
SIGN    Waaah
[16:50] YUHACHI
    O merfolk...
[16:52] YAEKO
    So this festival really is
    for pacifying the merfolk.
[16:56] YAEKO
    On the boat here, I said the
    tidal currents were unique,
[17:00] YAEKO
    but that rock, Merfolk Rock,
    is also known as Arrival Rock.
[17:04] YAEKO
    When there's an accident at sea,
    the body frequently washes up there.
[17:09] MOGURA
    That explains all the spirits gathered there.
SIGN    Waaah
[17:12] MOGURA
    Their sense of individuality is weak.
[17:14] YAEKO
    Come to think of it, Maggie-kun performed
    a threat display on the way here.
[17:18] MAGI
    Most people can't see that, right?
[17:22] MAGI
    This is going to be confusing
    when I write my report.
[17:24] TOSHIRO
    There's a challenge to describing what
    you've seen as though you haven't.
[17:30] TOSHIRO
    I experience it all the time.
[17:31] TOSHIRO
    Anyway, it's rare for these to
    actually be shaped like merfolk.
[17:35] TOSHIRO
    It could be similar to Ikebukuro
     and Nabeshima.
[17:39] YAEKO
    Merfolk really do exist.
[17:42] YAEKO
    Is that thing okay?
[17:44] YUHACHI
    Well, the merfolk is sad.
[17:48] YUHACHI
    Through worship, distance must be maintained
    between this world and the afterlife.
[17:53] YUHACHI
    There's nothing we can do
    about the merfolk's sadness.
SIGN    Waaah
[17:58] YUHACHI
    All we can do is make sure
    we don't get dragged in.
[18:02] YUHACHI
    It's important to draw a line.
[18:04] YAEKO
    He says that all the time.
[18:06] YAEKO
    Maybe he really can see it.
[18:11] (Flashback) SOLDIER A
    I'm amazed you recovered, Kirihara.
[18:15] (Flashback) SOLDIER A
    Youth is incredible, huh?
[18:17] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    I'm surprised, too.
[18:24] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    Can you see them, too?
[18:26] (Flashback) MOGURA
    What?
[18:26] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    Both you and I are in rough shape, huh?
[18:30] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    Be strong.
[18:31] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    Even if that's not an illusion, all we can
    do is make sure we don't get dragged in.
[18:37] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    You give food to the dying, right?
[18:41] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    That's noble,
[18:42] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    but I think you need to draw a line.
[18:48] YAEKO
    Huh?
[18:51] MOGURA
    What is it, Yae-chan?
[18:55] YAEKO
    Um, Mori-kun?
[19:00] YAEKO
    Is that you, Mori-kun? No?
[19:03] YAEKO
    Um, is that...
[19:06] YAEKO
    It's Kirihara Yaeko. It's been a while.
[19:09] YAEKO
    Um...
[19:15] MOGURA
    Friend of yours?
[19:17] YAEKO
    Yes, but...
[19:23] YAEKO
    The festival eve event is starting.
[19:25] MOGURA
    Let's check it out.
[19:29] MOGURA
    Hey, Magi.
[19:30] MOGURA
    Don't stare too long.
[19:32] MOGURA
    Like I said, if an attention-seeking
     spirit takes a liking to you,
[19:35] MOGURA
    you could end up possessed.
[19:37] MAGI
    Oh, right.
[19:38] MOGURA
    That must be what they mean by the merfolk
    bewitching people and kidnapping them.
[19:43] MOGURA
    Pay it no mind.
[19:45] SACHI
    Guests to the island,
    thank you for coming today.
[19:50] SACHI
    On behalf of the islanders,
    the Samejima family thanks you.
[19:54] YAEKO
    That's the main landowning
    family's matriarch.
[19:55] SACHI
    This spring festival dates
    back to the Keicho era.
[19:58] YAEKO
    You guys haven't been eating beans, have you?
[20:00] MAGI
    Seriously, what's with that vaguely scary rule?
[20:02] SACHI
    Since then, it's been passed
    down without interruption
[20:04] MOGURA
    Is she the queen of the island?
[20:06] SACHI
    for years as an important event on the island.
[20:07] YAEKO
    Something like that.
[20:08] YAEKO
    To be precise, she's the king's mother.
SIGN    Fishermen
[20:10] YAEKO
    Like my parents, most of the islanders
    work for a seafood processing company.
SIGN    Factory 2
SIGN    Factory 3
SIGN    Processing
SIGN    Yaeko's Mom
SIGN    Yaeko's Dad
SIGN    Processing
[20:16] YAEKO
    The president of the company
    is that woman's son.
SIGN    Factory 1
SIGN    Exported As Specialty
SIGN    Headquarters
[20:20] YAEKO
    Her family were originally the village heads.
[20:23] YAEKO
    That's her son, the president.
[20:26] YAEKO
    In any case, she stands
    above all other islanders.
[20:29] MAGI
    She's that important, huh?
[20:31] YAEKO
    Yeah, that's different from Tokyo.
[20:34] YAEKO
    Be careful what you say. They'll come for you.
[20:37] MAGI
    Who's "they"?
[20:37] YAEKO
    The authorities.
[20:38] MAGI
    The authorities?!
[20:39] SACHI
    Please join us, everyone.
SIGN    Bounce Bounce Bounce
[20:42] YAEKO
    In any case, their family makes sure the island
    prospers, so they know what's going on.
[20:51] SACHI
    Thank you.
[20:55] MOGURA
    That's the gift of the powerful, huh?
[21:03] SHIO
    Seafood!
[21:04] MOGURA
    Seafood, seafood!
[21:05] YAEKO
    Have as much as you'd like!
[21:06] MOM
    Help yourselves.
[21:07] YAEKO
    Each person gets ten minutes to bathe!
[21:09] MOGURA
    Like a strict school trip!
[21:12] YAEKO
    The men can sleep on the first floor,
    and the women will sleep on the second.
[21:15] YAEKO
    Sorry, Kyo-chan.
[21:17] YAEKO
    I wish your family could've
    gotten their own room.
[21:20] KYOSHIRO
    That's fine. Don't worry about it.
[21:22] KYOKO
    Toshiro-san, we'll have to
    sleep separately tonight.
[21:25] KYOKO
    Oh, right.
[21:27] KYOKO
    Yaeko-chan, I'm sorry if I'm overstepping,
[21:32] KYOKO
    but your friend Mori-kun at the event...
[21:34] KYOKO
    Is he, um... all right?
[21:36] YAEKO
    What?
[21:37] KYOKO
    If he is, then don't worry about it.
[21:40] KYOKO
    He just seemed kind of down.
[21:44] TOSHIRO
    What did you see?
[21:45] KYOKO
    It's not certain.
[21:47] YAEKO
    One moment.
[21:52] YAEKO
    I hope this doesn't prejudice you against him.
[21:57] YAEKO
    Let me say first that
    appearances aren't everything,
SIGN    Graduation Album Bonds
[22:00] YAEKO
    but this is what Mori-kun
    was like in high school.
SIGN    Episode 9
    "The Great Mother's Love"

9 - The Great Mother's Love

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[01:38] MAGI
    What is this?
[01:40] MOGURA
    Magi. I can tell.
SIGN    Episode 9
    "The Great Mother's Love"
[01:42] MOGURA
    You're worried about something else right now.
[01:45] MOGURA
    "My crush's local friend
    has SSR face potential."
[01:49] MOGURA
    You gotta do everything you can to stop this.
[01:52] MAGI
    Shut up, old man.
[01:54] MOGURA
    Depending on the circumstances, you may
    have to resort to illegal measures.
[01:58] MOGURA
    If you want, I'll help.
[02:00] MOGURA
    As far as society's concerned,
    I don't exist, so I'm useful that way.
[02:04] MAGI
    Please shut up, old man.
[02:06] YAEKO
    You might be thinking, "Why does this matter?"
[02:09] YAEKO
    But it's normal to wonder
    what happened to him, right?
[02:12] KYOKO
    True. Since you're here,
    it might be good to talk to him.
[02:19] MOGURA
    Yae-chan, how'd you recognize him
    as Mori-kun as soon as you saw him?
[02:23] YAEKO
    It was his doll.
[02:25] YAEKO
    I made it.
[02:27] YAEKO
    Back in high school, that game character
    was obscure, so there was no merch of it.
[02:32] YAEKO
    Mori-kun liked the same game and wanted
    something, so I made it for him.
[02:36] YAEKO
    Yeah, I can't figure it out
    just by thinking about it.
[02:38] YAEKO
    I'm shocked and exhausted
    from the merfolk thing today.
[02:41] YAEKO
    Let's go to bed.
[02:42] SHIO
    You're right. I'm disappointed
    I couldn't see it, though.
[02:46] SHIO
    Yaeko-san, let's change
    into our pajamas and chat.
[02:48] YAEKO
    Sure. Oh, right.
[02:50] YAEKO
    These are for when you sleep.
[02:52] MAGI
    What are these?
[02:53] YAEKO
    If a centipede falls from
    the ceiling, use those.
[02:56] MAGI
    A centipede?!
[02:57] YAEKO
    Don't touch them with your bare hands.
[02:59] YAEKO
    Okay, good night.
[03:01] MAGI
    A centipede?!
[03:02] MOGURA
    You can eat centipedes, you know.
[03:07] KYOKO
    Come on, Yaeko-chan. Join us.
[03:09] YAEKO
    What are we talking about?
[03:12] KYOKO
    Yaeko-chan, who do you like?
[03:15] KYOKO
    I love my husband!
[03:17] YAEKO
    Yeah, it'd be a huge problem
    if you loved someone else.
[03:22] KYOKO
    In that case, Shio-chan and Yaeko-chan,
    are you a sadist or a masochist?
[03:26] SHIO
    What kind of topic is that?
[03:28] YAEKO
    Oh, please.
[03:29] KYOKO
    I'm a huge masochist!
[03:31] YAEKO
    I feel like these are indirect burns
    against the professor of my seminar.
[03:44] MAGI/ID
    Spirits of the sea who have lost their
    sense of self and cry like infants.
[03:48] MAGI/ID
    The island's festival. The people
    in power. My friend from the island.
[03:53] MAGI/ID
    My friend's great-grandfather.
[03:55] MAGI/ID
    My friend's utterly transformed classmate.
[03:58] MAGI/ID
    Invited by a female friend, I rode
    on the back of her motorbike,
[04:03] MAGI/ID
    met her family, and now I'm
    staying at their house.
[04:07] MAGI/ID
    My future self 20 years from
    now is probably yelling at me,
[04:10] MAGI/ID
    "Do you have any idea how
    amazing this experience is?"
[04:14] MAGI/ID
    But for reasons I don't understand,
[04:17] MAGI/ID
    what I remember most is the middle-aged
    man keeping up with us on a bicycle.
[04:21] MAGI/ID
    Who's the real monster, the merfolk or him?
[04:24] MAGI/ID
    I fell asleep while thinking about
    that and woke up the next morning.
SIGN    Shriek
[04:37] ISLANDER 1
    Oh, it's Mori-san's kid.
[04:39] ISLANDER 2
    Again? He's been like this for a few years.
[04:42] ISLANDER 3
    Must be tough for his parents.
[04:44] ISLANDER 1
    The parents are a bit... complicated, too.
[04:53] YAEKO
    Oh, Dad. How's Mori-kun?
[04:56] FATHER
    I was told he's doing fine.
[04:58] YAEKO
    Good.
[05:00] FATHER
    It was after you left for Tokyo.
[05:03] FATHER
    He started panicking easily.
[05:05] FATHER
    He's calmed down now.
[05:07] YAEKO
    I see...
[05:13] YAEKO
    I'm going out for a bit.
[05:16] YAEKO
    But maybe I'd be bothering him if I went now.
[05:19] YAEKO
    No, I'm going.
[05:24] KOITARO
    Oh, excuse me.
[05:27] KOITARO
    Can you stand? Take my hand.
[05:29] FATHER
    Sir? Welcome.
[05:32] FATHER
    Please, come in.
[05:33] KOITARO
    No, here is fine.
[05:35] KOITARO
    I heard you have guests, Kirihara-san.
[05:39] KOITARO
    I came to say hello and apologize.
[05:44] KOITARO
    I'm terribly sorry for the
    disturbance caused by an islander.
[05:49] KOITARO
    The Mori family's son is
    a bit mentally unstable.
[05:53] KOITARO
    We're all worried about him,
    but don't let it bother you.
[05:58] KOITARO
    I apologize for this happening
    during your visit.
[06:00] KOITARO
    We value the young people of the island,
[06:02] KOITARO
    so we get worried and fuss
    over him more than necessary.
[06:06] KOITARO
    I haven't introduced myself yet.
[06:08] KOITARO
    My name is Samejima Koitaro.
[06:10] MOGURA
    I see...
[06:12] KOITARO
    This is my granddaughter, Yui.
[06:14] YUI
    Good to see you again, Kirihara-chan.
[06:17] YAEKO
    Oh, Yui-chan.
[06:18] YAEKO
    Haven't seen you since high school graduation.
[06:20] KOITARO
    Also, I heard a college professor
    from Tokyo was visiting.
[06:26] YAEKO
    Oh, right.
[06:29] KOITARO
    I heard you study folklore and
    are interested in our island.
[06:33] KOITARO
    Thank you for coming.
[06:35] TOSHIRO
    Not at all.
[06:37] KOITARO
    The Kirihara family has helped us
    since before my mother's generation.
[06:41] KOITARO
    Their guests are our guests.
[06:45] YUHACHI
    Ah, it's the Samejima boy.
[06:48] KOITARO
    I'd love to show you around the island.
[06:51] KOITARO
    What do you say?
[06:52] YAEKO
    I'll meet up with you after I visit Mori-kun.
[06:55] YUI
    Better that you don't.
[06:57] YUI
    You'd be bothering them.
[06:59] YUI
    Let's go around the island, Kirihara-chan.
[07:06] ISLANDER
    Hello, sir.
[07:07] ISLANDER
    Good day.
[07:09] MAGI
    Like Yae-chan said, he seems important.
[07:12] MOGURA
    He's got a real way with words.
[07:14] MAGI
    Should you be saying that?
[07:16] YUI
    Are you Kirihara-chan's friend?
[07:18] YUI
    I saw you hit that target.
[07:25] MOGURA
    Oh, right.
[07:26] YUI
    I was impressed.
[07:28] YUI
    But you seem rather grown
    up for a college friend.
[07:31] YUI
    Did you start attending college
    after working for a while?
[07:34] MOGURA
    I, uh...
[07:36] YAEKO
    He's an alumnus.
[07:39] YUI
    Huh.
[07:40] YUI
    Anyway, it's amazing that
    he's a college professor.
[07:43] YUI
    Are there a lot of people like him in the city?
[07:46] YUI
    He's so handsome.
[07:47] YAEKO
    I wouldn't say a lot.
[07:53] KOITARO
    This is the merfolk shrine.
[07:55] KOITARO
    Its official name is Samejima Shrine.
[07:58] KOITARO
    It was built by my ancestors.
SIGN    Merfolk Island
[08:01] YUI
    It's simple, but here's a pamphlet.
[08:08] TOSHIRO
    I see.
SIGN    Spring Festival
    
    During the festival, people raise their hands above their heads.
    This gesture resembles the one used to protect the islanders in the
    legend and expresses reverence for the sea
    and merfolk. The village chief's son led the effort to
    pacify the malicious spirit, for which the islanders were grateful.
[08:09] TOSHIRO
    So there's meaning behind
    that gesture at the festival.
[08:12] KOITARO
    It's just an imitation now, of course.
[08:15] KOITARO
    It must seem foolish, but it's important to us.
[08:18] KOITARO
    It's also a way for people
    to learn about the sea.
SIGN    The merfolk of the merfolk legend is enshrined...
     head resembling an infant and body...
     lures men into the sea with its voice...
     originally a human girl...
     child taken by humans...
     became a malicious spirit, and its beautiful form
     causing rough seas, and the surrounding eight islands...
     said to have been destroyed in a single night...
SIGN    Samejima Seafood
SIGN    Processing Plant 1
SIGN    Fruits of the Sea
[08:29] EMPLOYEE 1
    It's the president.
[08:31] EMPLOYEE 2
    Oh, yeah.
[08:31] SHIO
    That looks good.
[08:33] KOITARO
    It's one of our specialties.
SIGN    Shark Fish Cake
[08:35] KOITARO
    It's made from cod and shark.
[08:38] SHIO
    Jaws?!
[08:40] KOITARO
    Not Jaws. Mostly blue sharks.
[08:43] KOITARO
    Jaws is the title of a film, isn't it?
[08:47] KOITARO
    But around here, great whites and
    tiger sharks do occasionally appear.
[08:51] KOITARO
    There are even records from the Edo period.
[08:54] KOITARO
    So there's meaning behind instilling a
    fear of the sea through the festival.
[08:59] SHIO
    Jaws tastes good.
[09:00] TOSHIRO
    It's not Jaws.
[09:02] KOITARO
    Will that be useful to your report?
[09:05] MAGI
    What? Oh, yes.
[09:07] MAGI
    You know about that?
    That's kind of embarrassing.
[09:09] MAGI
    Sorry.
[09:11] KOITARO
    No, I'm sorry.
[09:12] KOITARO
    It's a small island. Word gets around quickly.
[09:18] ISLANDER
    They're guests of the president.
[09:20] ISLANDER 3
    He's a college professor from Tokyo.
[09:22] ISLANDER 4
    Huh.
[09:24] ISLANDER B
    That's Kirihara-san's daughter.
[09:26] ISLANDER B
    She's friends with the Moris' kid.
[09:28] ISLANDER A
    But the Kiriharas have been here forever.
[09:30] ISLANDER 1
    The Moris still aren't ready for the festival.
[09:34] ISLANDER 2
    Now, now.
[09:35] ISLANDER 2
    Can't expect perfection yet.
SIGN    Kirihara
[09:39] MOGURA
    So the Moris are new to the island, huh?
[09:44] MOGURA
    Oh, nothing. Sorry.
[09:48] FATHER
    You could tell?
[09:50] MOGURA
    I guess.
[09:51] MOGURA
    You can't help but hear rumors
    while traveling around the island.
[09:55] FATHER
    Ah.
[09:57] MOGURA
    How people are treated seems firmly established.
[09:59] MOGURA
    I thought it might depend on
    how long you've been around.
[10:03] FATHER
    It depends on how well you
    understand the island.
[10:06] FATHER
    The Moris have lived here for six years.
[10:09] FATHER
    Our ancestors were already here
    by the end of the shogunate.
[10:12] FATHER
    The Moris had a little screw-up with the
    company right after they moved here.
[10:18] FATHER
    The father joined the company after me.
[10:21] FATHER
    About a year after he joined, he pointed
    out a little mistake to the president.
[10:28] FATHER
    Confusing, right? That's the normal response.
[10:31] FATHER
    But sometimes it's not about being right.
SIGN    Factory 3
SIGN    Factory 2
SIGN    Factory 1
[10:35] FATHER
    On this island, the rest of us quietly go along
    with some amount of that family's misconduct.
[10:41] FATHER
    What misconduct? Of course there's misconduct.
SIGN    Factory 3
SIGN    Factory 2
[10:44] FATHER
    How many businesses can claim
    to be completely spotless?
[10:48] FATHER
    Often it's quicker to operate that
    way as long as it's not a crime.
SIGN    Shark Fish Cake
SIGN    Shark Fish Cake
[10:53] FATHER
    After speaking with the president, you probably
    understand why this island is prosperous.
[10:59] FATHER
    Outside the island, plenty of people
    think us "naïve" and try to rip us off.
SIGN    Honest Insurance
[11:04] FATHER
    They attempt to sell us all kinds of nonsense.
SIGN    Sales Contract
SIGN    Work Contract
[11:07] FATHER
    In reality, it's hard to judge.
[11:09] FATHER
    It's the president's family who lead
    the charge in repelling those people.
[11:16] FATHER
    So the islanders tend to shun anyone
    who defies the family even a little.
[11:21] FATHER
    But I'm not convinced that's for the best.
[11:25] FATHER
    When Yaeko said she wanted
    to go to college, I was glad.
[11:29] FATHER
    Intelligence is a weapon.
[11:31] FATHER
    Nekozuku-sensei and everyone else,
[11:33] FATHER
    please help Yaeko learn as much as she can.
[11:36] FATHER
    I'm glad you came.
[11:38] FATHER
    As his senior, I should do more to
    protect Mori-san and his family.
[11:43] FATHER
    Yaeko, let us handle the island.
    You keep learning.
[11:47] FATHER
    Anyway, skilled bosses always have flaws,
[11:52] FATHER
    and we all make little mistakes.
[11:54] MOGURA
    True. Nekozuku-sensei became
    a professor at his young age,
[11:59] MOGURA
    but he's so hopeless with domestic tasks that
    he'd blow up a rice cooker without his wife.
[12:04] MAGI
    Really?
[12:07] KYOKO
    I'll allow it.
[12:09] KOITARO
    I'm back.
[12:10] KOITARO
    I showed our guests around the island.
[12:12] SACHI
    Thank you. You did a great job.
[12:16] KOITARO
    Yeah. I worked hard, just like you told me to...
[12:20] KOITARO
    Mama.
[12:22] KOITARO
    How's the Moris' son?
[12:24] KOITARO
    I don't want him to die because of me.
[12:27] SACHI
    You're such a kind boy.
[12:29] SACHI
    Don't worry about it.
[12:31] SACHI
    Let Mama take care of
    everything and do as I say.
[12:33] SACHI
    Then you'll have no worries.
[12:35] SACHI
    What were our guests like?
[12:37] KOITARO
    There wasn't really anything special about them.
[12:39] SACHI
    Nothing special, huh?
[12:42] SACHI
    Oh, Yui. You did good as well.
[12:48] MOGURA
    Now this is an old map. Interesting.
[12:51] FATHER
    People have been living on this
    island since the Keicho era.
[12:55] FATHER
    Our home is here, and President
    Samejima's home is here.
[12:59] FATHER
    Did you see a large mansion when you arrived?
[13:01] MOGURA
    Oh, yeah.
[13:03] MOGURA
    It's huge. They're definitely
    the major landowners.
[13:05] MOGURA
    So the old-timers are concentrated
    in the center of the island.
[13:08] MAGI
    Huh.
[13:09] TOSHIRO
    I see.
[13:10] FATHER
    Yes. I suppose people settled
    in the safest places first.
[13:16] KYOKO
    Oh, Kyo-chan. Where are you going?
[13:18] KYOSHIRO
    For a walk. I'm hungry.
[13:21] YAEKO
    Did you not get enough breakfast? Sorry.
[13:24] KYOSHIRO
    No, I just get hungrier than
    most because of Nabeshima.
[13:27] FATHER
    Nabeshima?
[13:29] KYOSHIRO
    Don't worry about it.
[13:30] FATHER
    Can we get you anything?
[13:32] KYOSHIRO
    No, I'll get something at a food stall.
[13:34] SHIO
    A food stall? I'll go with you.
[13:37] KYOKO
    Kyo-chan, you're on a date with a girl.
[13:41] MOGURA
    If you say that, you'll upset Kyo-chan.
[13:45] KYOSHIRO
    It's fine. It'll seem less
    suspicious if there are two of us.
[13:47] SHIO
    If we go alone, people will think, "Wow, this
    person is eating a ton of stall food."
[13:52] KYOSHIRO
    You're the only one who does that.
[13:54] YUI
    How do you do, great-grandmother?
[13:56] SACHI
    Very good.
[13:58] SACHI
    Your "Steal Your Man 120% Success Rate Hyper
    Tight Devilish Costume" is on point again today.
[14:05] SACHI
    Good girl.
[14:07] YUI
    Also known as my "Innocent
    Princess ☆ Battlesuit."
[14:10] POCHI 2
    The other day, didn't you call it your
[14:12] POCHI 2
    "Real Innocent Girls Don't Wear Bursting
    One-Size-Down Blouses Like This Outfit?"
[14:17] YUI
    Silence. Who just opened
    his mouth? Step forward.
[14:21] YUI
    I said it's my Princess ☆ Battlesuit.
[14:24] YUI
    Don't forget the cute star between
    "Princess" and "Battlesuit."
[14:27] YUI
    Expect to be punished later.
[14:29] YUI
    Also, I am innocent.
[14:31] POCHI 2
    Thank y—I'm sorry!
[14:33] YUI
    This outfit fooled the 40-something
    who quit the company the other day.
[14:37] YUI
    He left his wife of 15 years
    and asked to get married.
[14:41] YUI
    Like hell I'd do that!
[14:43] YUI
    Naturally, I tearfully said I'd step
    back because I felt sorry for his wife.
[14:48] YUI
    So delicately, too!
[14:51] YUI
    He was useless, after all.
[14:53] YUI
    Destined to be driven off the island.
[14:57] SACHI
    You're such a talented great-granddaughter.
[14:59] SACHI
    I'm delighted.
[15:01] KOITARO
    Divorce, huh?
[15:03] KOITARO
    Hey, Mama. Was it right for me to get divorced?
[15:07] KOITARO
    I thought Manami was a pretty good woman.
[15:11] SACHI
    It's fine.
[15:12] SACHI
    She wasn't worthy of you, Koitaro-chan.
[15:17] SACHI
    I'm glad she gave you children, though.
[15:19] SACHI
    Now you have an adorable little granddaughter.
[15:24] KOITARO
    But finding a new wife is hard.
SIGN    92 Years Old
[15:28] SACHI
    You're still only 58. You're in your prime.
[15:32] SACHI
    You should marry a young
    lady instead of an old hag.
SIGN    58 Years Old
[15:35] KOITARO
    You're right.
SIGN    Goo-goo ga-ga
SIGN    Bursting
SIGN    Welcome to Hell
[15:37] KOITARO
    I'd like a wife who can reproduce your cooking.
[15:41] KOITARO
    There must be someone who can.
[15:44] SACHI
    Oh, there is.
[15:45] SACHI
    But I'll have to teach her.
[15:47] KOITARO
    She'd be lucky to have you teach her.
[15:50] YUI
    Nobody wants to wear this tight and thin
    sleeveless blouse during this season, idiot.
[15:57] YUI
    It digs into my armpits and hurts.
[15:59] YUI
    I bet they're all red.
[16:01] KOITARO
    Mama, the Kirihara family's
    daughter is small and young.
[16:06] KOITARO
    I bet she'd do as she's told.
[16:07] SACHI
    No, Koitaro-chan.
[16:09] SACHI
    Women like her look nice, but they're stubborn.
[16:13] SACHI
    Plus, she goes to college.
[16:15] SACHI
    Who knows how she'd talk back?
[16:18] SACHI
    You need to marry a good girl.
[16:21] YUI
    That sharp-eyed guest is Kirihara's
    college professor, right?
[16:26] YUI
    His wife was hanging all
    over him and got in my way.
[16:29] YUI
    I bet I could get the tallest
    one if I pushed a little harder.
[16:32] YUI
    He's my type, but he barely responded to me.
[16:36] SACHI
    You're still so cute and "naïve."
[16:39] SACHI
    He had the eyes of a man
    who's experienced a lot.
[16:42] SACHI
    You should go after one who knows nothing.
[16:45] SACHI
    The one with glasses would be better.
[16:47] YUI
    What? But he's so ugly.
[16:49] SACHI
    And you'll get burned if you
    underestimate that professor.
[16:52] SACHI
    Be careful.
[16:55] SACHI
    I've had a lot of dealings with outsiders,
[16:59] SACHI
    but those who underestimate us finish weak,
    so they're nothing to worry about.
[17:03] SACHI
    It's the people who don't get swept
    up by our energy who are scary.
[17:07] SACHI
    You must always stay one step ahead of the
    shrewd businessmen trying to rip us off.
[17:12] SACHI
    Yui, you have talent.
[17:15] SACHI
    You have to learn to lead this island someday.
[17:18] YUI
    I can do that.
[17:19] YUI
    Trapping Mori was easy.
[17:22] SACHI
    That's because I carefully trained
    the islanders to be easily tricked.
SIGN    Merfolk Island
[17:28] SACHI
    The merfolk legend is still incomplete.
SIGN    Spring Festival
    
    During the festival, people raise their hands above their heads.
    This gesture resembles the one used to protect the islanders in the
    legend and expresses reverence for the sea
    and merfolk. The village chief's son led the effort to
    pacify the malicious spirit, for which the islanders were grateful.
[17:32] SACHI
    Our ancestors should've made the merfolk more
    villainous and given the story more of a moral.
[17:37] SACHI
    It's easier to instill a sense of good and evil
    in people when the story's simple to follow.
[17:41] SACHI
    Well, I'll fix it eventually.
[17:42] SACHI
    In any case, be all smiles around our guests.
[17:46] SACHI
    My instincts tell me to be wary of them.
[17:49] SACHI
    Everything we do is to
    preserve our family's peace.
[17:53] SACHI
    People with brains who offer their
    opinions are the enemy of peace.
[17:58] YUI
    That's why I tried to get the Moris to leave
    the island, but they just won't do it.
[18:03] SACHI
    It's because the Kiriharas are
    oddly concerned about them.
[18:07] SACHI
    They should just go with the flow
    like the rest of the islanders.
[18:11] KOITARO
    It's the father.
[18:13] KOITARO
    He's a little guy who seems carefree,
    but he's pretty sharp.
[18:17] SACHI
    That's right.
[18:19] SACHI
    For now, we've painted the Moris' son as
    someone constantly making fake suicide attempts,
[18:23] SACHI
    but the Kiriharas' father
    might've realized it's not true.
[18:27] SACHI
    After all, that old fox encouraged
    his daughter to study.
[18:30] SACHI
    The fact that they're old-timers is an obstacle.
[18:32] SACHI
    Well, we have various methods at our disposal.
[18:34] SACHI
    The other islanders will
    believe anything we say.
[18:38] SACHI
    We can lie to them as much as we need.
SIGN    Illustration
SIGN    Looong Kitty
[18:51] KYOSHIRO
    I knew that merfolk was too big.
[18:54] KYOSHIRO
    It's accumulated all kinds of resentment.
[18:57] KYOSHIRO
    This island's problems are its own,
[18:59] KYOSHIRO
    but I don't know about Yaeko-san's
    friend being bullied so severely.
[19:04] KYOSHIRO
    If he dies any time soon,
    he'll become part of the merfolk.
[19:07] KYOSHIRO
    I don't want to get involved, but if I tell
    Mogura, I'll probably get dragged into it.
[19:14] SHIO
    We're not visiting the food stalls?
[19:18] YUHACHI
    Oh, right. Sato-san, what happened
    after was even more difficult.
[19:22] MOGURA
    Y-Yeah?
[19:23] SHIO
    We're back.
[19:25] MOGURA
    Kyo-chan, Shio-chan. Welcome back.
[19:27] SHIO
    He bought yakisoba for me.
[19:30] MOGURA
    Lucky.
[19:32] MOGURA
    Buy me something, too.
[19:34] MOGURA
    I spent all my pocket money
    at the shooting range.
[19:37] MOGURA
    What'd you learn? Tell me.
[19:43] MOGURA
    In other words...
[19:49] MOGURA
    The island's royal family does
    whatever it takes to stay in power.
[19:53] MOGURA
    They make the islanders dependent on
    them and rob them of their judgment.
[19:57] MOGURA
    That family are pros at cleverly manipulating
    people's minds and controlling them.
[20:01] MOGURA
    On top of a supernatural ritual
    that engenders a sense of unity,
SIGN    Waaah
SIGN    Waaah
SIGN    Bounce Bounce Bounce
SIGN    Bounce Bounce Bounce
[20:05] MOGURA
    instilling an even greater sense of
    unity with an "us versus them" story
[20:10] MOGURA
    is particularly clever.
[20:12] MOGURA
    Those they deem useless or impudent are
    driven to desperation and disposed of.
[20:17] MOGURA
    They don't care if they die.
[20:20] MOGURA
    Worst of all are the boss lady,
    her Oedipus complex puppet,
[20:23] MOGURA
    and that strong-willed walking minefield.
[20:25] YAEKO/ID
    My island's even shadier than I thought.
[20:28] MOGURA
    The angle that girl peered in
    at triggered my landmine sensor.
[20:32] YUI
    Are you Kirihara-chan's friend?
[20:35] MOGURA
    Sounds like I was right.
[20:37] TOSHIRO
    You're a rare minefield trap.
[20:40] MAGI
    Come to think of it, you mentioned
    struggling with overly-attached psychos.
[20:44] YAEKO
    I'd always thought something
    was up with Yui-chan.
[20:48] MOGURA
    Anyway, simply put, they're a crazy bunch.
[20:52] MOGURA
    What do they think other people are?
[20:55] MOGURA
    Mori-kun's one of their victims.
[20:59] MOGURA
    I'd bet this island has
    produced countless victims.
[21:03] MOGURA
    They've made the merfolk bigger.
SIGN    Swell
SIGN    Swell swell
SIGN    Swell swell swell
[21:08] MOGURA
    I knew there were surprisingly
    few spirits on the island.
[21:11] MOGURA
    When we arrived at the harbor,
    they even stared at us.
[21:15] MOGURA
    Most of them probably get
    swallowed up by the merfolk.
[21:18] MOGURA
    In other words,
SIGN    Where bodies wash up
[21:19] MOGURA
    this place has always attracted spirits.
[21:22] MOGURA
    The spirits that end up
    there form a single blob.
[21:26] MOGURA
    It's a pretty standard type
    of ghost in ghost stories.
SIGN    Very little sense of self
[21:29] MOGURA
    It has a propensity to attract spirits
    with strong negative emotions.
[21:34] MOGURA
    It's a ball of regret, so it craves company.
SIGN    So lonely
SIGN    Any friends around?
SIGN    Ball of regret
[21:39] MOGURA
    It absorbs every spirit it can and
    eventually begins luring in the living.
[21:45] MOGURA
    Those in a weakened state
    are especially susceptible.
SIGN    I can't be satisfied
SIGN    Anyone will do,
    please be my friend
SIGN    Growing negativity
[21:48] MOGURA
    That produces haunted spots where
    accidents frequently occur
SIGN    Sad people who exist only to become victims at the start of movies
[21:53] MOGURA
    or places that bring about death.
[21:56] MOGURA
    And the most important part in all of this is...
[22:00] MOGURA
    What did the royal family do to Mori-kun
    to drive him to desperation?
SIGN    Episode 10
    "True Worth"

10 - True Worth

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SIGN    Mama! We'll be together forever.
    
    That's right, but Mama's getting old.
    
    Don't say that. I know. Even if you go up to the sky,
     I'll sacrifice the islanders and bring you back to life!
     I saw it in an anime. There's nothing you can't do
    as long as you have faith.
    That's what you taught me, Mama!
SIGN    Oh, my. You've never stopped dreaming, have you?
     But that's what makes little boys so cute.
     I'm sure you can do it. Mama believes in you.
SIGN    The Beautiful Love of a Parent and Child
[00:07] SACHI
    People with brains who offer their
    opinions are the enemy of peace.
[00:12] YUI
    That's why I tried to get the Moris to leave
    the island, but they just won't do it.
[00:17] KOITARO
    It's the father.
[00:20] KOITARO
    He's a little guy who seems carefree,
    but he's pretty sharp.
[00:24] SACHI
    That's right.
[00:25] SACHI
    We've painted the Moris' son as someone
    constantly faking suicide attempts,
[00:30] SACHI
    but the Kiriharas' father
    might've realized it's not true.
[00:34] SACHI
    Well, we have various methods at our disposal.
[00:36] SACHI
    The other islanders will
    believe anything we say.
[00:40] SACHI
    We can lie to them as much as we need.
[00:44] MOGURA
    What'd you learn? Tell me.
[00:50] MOGURA
    In other words...
[00:56] MOGURA
    The island's royal family does
    whatever it takes to stay in power.
[01:00] MOGURA
    They make the islanders dependent on
    them and rob them of their judgment.
[01:04] MOGURA
    That family are pros at cleverly manipulating
    people's minds and controlling them.
[01:08] MOGURA
    On top of a supernatural ritual
    that engenders a sense of unity,
SIGN    Waaah
SIGN    Waaah
SIGN    Bounce Bounce Bounce
SIGN    Bounce Bounce Bounce
[01:12] MOGURA
    instilling an even greater sense of
    unity with an "us versus them" story
[01:17] MOGURA
    is particularly clever.
[01:19] MOGURA
    Those they deem useless or impudent are
    driven to desperation and disposed of.
[01:24] MOGURA
    They don't care if they die.
[01:27] MOGURA
    Worst of all are the boss lady,
    her Oedipus complex puppet,
[01:30] MOGURA
    and that strong-willed walking minefield.
[01:32] YAEKO/ID
    My island's even shadier than I thought.
[01:34] MOGURA
    Simply put, they're a crazy bunch.
[01:37] MOGURA
    What do they think other people are?
[01:40] MOGURA
    Mori-kun's one of their victims.
[01:44] MOGURA
    I'd bet this island has
    produced countless victims.
[01:48] MOGURA
    They've made the merfolk bigger.
SIGN    Swell
SIGN    Swell swell
SIGN    Swell swell swell
[01:53] MOGURA
    I knew there were surprisingly
    few spirits on the island.
[01:56] MOGURA
    When we arrived at the harbor,
    they even stared at us.
[02:00] MOGURA
    Most of them probably get
    swallowed up by the merfolk.
[02:03] MOGURA
    In other words,
SIGN    Where bodies wash up
[02:04] MOGURA
    this place has always attracted spirits.
[02:07] MOGURA
    The spirits that end up
    there form a single blob.
[02:11] MOGURA
    It's a pretty standard type
    of ghost in ghost stories.
SIGN    Very little sense of self
[02:15] MOGURA
    It has a propensity to attract spirits
    with strong negative emotions.
[02:19] MOGURA
    It's a ball of regret, so it craves company.
SIGN    So lonely
SIGN    Any friends around?
SIGN    Ball of regret
[02:24] MOGURA
    It absorbs every spirit it can and
    eventually begins luring in the living.
[02:30] MOGURA
    Those in a weakened state
    are especially susceptible.
SIGN    I can't be satisfied
SIGN    Anyone will do,
    please be my friend
SIGN    Growing negativity
[02:33] MOGURA
    That produces haunted spots where
    accidents frequently occur
SIGN    Sad people who exist only to become victims at the start of movies
[02:38] MOGURA
    or places that bring about death.
[02:41] MOGURA
    And the most important part in all of this is...
[02:45] MOGURA
    What did the royal family do to Mori-kun
    to drive him to desperation?
SIGN    Episode 10
    "True Worth"
[04:21] MOGURA
    We should go check on him ASAP.
[04:26] MOGURA
    He needs a doctor, but the merfolk
    could lure him into the ocean first.
[04:31] MOGURA
    The barrier between his mind and
    the merfolk isn't clear anymore.
[04:35] MOGURA
    In fact...
[04:36] MOGURA
    That's probably why he was hanging out in
    a place with a view of the sea yesterday.
[04:41] MOGURA
    Should we mind our own business?
[04:44] MOGURA
    Honestly, I don't know.
[04:46] MOGURA
    But Yae-chan, I know you'll regret not doing
    anything, even if there's nothing you can do.
SIGN    Essay Contest
     Kirihara Yaeko
[04:53] MOGURA
    Call it being a busybody or
    being self-serving. I can't deny that.
[04:57] MOGURA
    But at the very least,
[04:59] MOGURA
    I've seen too many people who die
    without anyone noticing,
[05:02] MOGURA
    and others who feel regret
    because they didn't notice.
[05:06] YAEKO
    I'm going.
[05:08] MOGURA
    Yae-chan!
[05:09] MOGURA
    Take someone with you.
[05:11] MOGURA
    It can be just Magi, but if
    you don't mind, take me, too.
[05:17] MOGURA
    Better to go with someone who
    doesn't know the island's rules.
[05:20] MOGURA
    They just have to be present.
[05:24] TOSHIRO
    I'm going to continue investigating
    the merfolk like I originally planned.
[05:28] TOSHIRO
    You all know what I look like.
SIGN    The Face of Death
[05:31] TOSHIRO
    I'm not suited to dropping in on
    someone and getting them to open up.
[05:35] KYOKO
    Let us know if anything happens.
[05:37] KYOSHIRO
    Do you understand what's going on?
[05:39] SHIO
    Oedipus complexes are gross.
[05:42] KYOSHIRO
    Honestly, good enough.
[05:54] YAEKO
    There he is! Mori-kun!
[05:56] YAEKO
    Wait! Don't run away!
[06:09] MORI
    Wh-What's going on?
SIGN    Eh heh heh
[06:12] YAEKO
    Um, I wasn't sure how to start,
    so I thought I'd pull you close.
[06:19] YAEKO
    Can we talk?
[06:20] MORI
    It'd be scarier if we didn't.
[06:24] YAEKO
    Sorry to be so frank, but did
    Yui-chan do something to you?
[06:29] MORI
    Um, what makes you think that?
[06:32] YAEKO
    Uh, a woman's intuition?
[06:35] YAEKO
    These people don't know the island's rules.
[06:38] YAEKO
    That's the reason I realized it.
[06:40] YAEKO
    This island is weird.
[06:43] YAEKO
    I thought you might want to
    talk to people who think that.
[06:48] YAEKO
    What do you think?
[06:53] MORI
    I moved here six years ago.
SIGN    Chatter chatter chatter chatter
[06:56] MORI
    The students on the island
    took the boat every morning.
[07:00] MORI
    Everyone was considerate and kind.
[07:02] YAEKO
    You were popular!
[07:04] YAEKO
    People said a boy who looked
    like a TV character had arrived.
[07:07] (Flashback) GIRL A
    This cosplay would look great on you.
[07:09] (Flashback) YAEKO
    You're right.
[07:10] MORI
    I felt pretty good about it.
[07:13] MORI
    That's when the island's princess asked me out.
SIGN    Top Chat
     What's up, guys?
    Dokumayu Acherontia here!
    Today we're gonna play some Boogie Crush!
[07:17] MORI
    I turned her down simply
    because she wasn't my type.
[07:21] MORI
    Around the same time, my father
    had his incident at the factory.
[07:25] (Flashback) GIRL B
    Mori-kun is cute.
[07:27] (Flashback) GIRL C
    He's so nice, too.
[07:29] (Flashback) YUI
    Yeah.
[07:30] (Flashback) YUI
    But he's too handsome.
[07:33] (Flashback) YUI
    I'd be worried about him cheating.
[07:36] (Flashback) YUI
    I recently saw a video on the qualities of
    cheaters, and it described him to a tee.
[07:41] (Flashback) GIRLS
    What?
[07:42] (Flashback) YUI
    He's always surrounded by girls.
[07:44] (Flashback) YUI
    There's no way he's not
    fooling around with them.
[07:47] (Flashback) YUI
    We tend to assume beautiful people
    are beautiful on the inside, too.
[07:52] (Flashback) YUI
    Oh, I don't have any proof.
[07:54] (Flashback) YUI
    I'm just speaking hypothetically.
[07:56] (Flashback) YUI
    Mori-kun's close with
    Hayashi-kun, don't you think?
[08:00] (Flashback) YUI
    A little too close, right?
[08:01] (Flashback) GIRLS
    What?
SIGN    Tee-hee
[08:03] (Flashback) YUI
    They're both pretty, so maybe
    they really are like that.
[08:06] (Flashback) YUI
    Don't you kind of hope they are?
[08:07] (Flashback) YUI
    It makes me want to root for them.
[08:10] (Flashback) YUI
    Mori-kun made a move on me once.
[08:14] (Flashback) YUI
    I rejected him, of course.
[08:16] (Flashback) YUI
    But since he's normally so nice,
    I was a little surprised.
[08:20] (Flashback) YUI
    Maybe Mori-kun's like that because
    he wants to get close to otaku girls.
[08:26] (Flashback) YUI
    All the girls are obsessed with him
    because he's like a fictional character.
SIGN    Blah
[08:30] (Flashback) BOY A
    True. He definitely presents himself that way.
SIGN    Blah blah
[08:34] (Flashback) BOY B
    There's no way it's not on purpose.
[08:42] (Flashback) BOY A
    Don't talk to us again.
[08:43] (Flashback) BOY B
    Stay away from Yui-chan.
[08:45] (Flashback) GIRL
    You should flirt with boys more!
[08:47] (Flashback) GIRL
    What? You don't want to?
SIGN    Sorry, Mori. I don't like how the girls jeer at us
     when we hang out, so don't talk to me again.
SIGN    Stay away from
    Yui-chan!
SIGN    People fuss over you
     because you're beautiful.
     You should just enjoy it.
SIGN    It can't be helped since
     you've got a handsome face.
SIGN    Do you like boys?
SIGN    Do you like girls?
SIGN    You worry about it too much.
SIGN    What? You don't want to?
     Isn't that homophobic?
SIGN    Cute, cute, cute, cute!
SIGN    Flirt with boys more!
SIGN    I heard he's a cheater.
[08:48] (Flashback) GIRL
    Isn't that homophobic?
[08:51] MORI
    The rumors spread among the islanders
    eventually became the "truth"
[08:56] MORI
    and spread among the other students.
[08:59] MORI
    The more I denied them,
    the more "true" the rumors became.
[09:05] MORI
    Samejima Yui.
[09:09] MORI
    I was certain she'd started the rumors,
[09:12] MORI
    but no one remembers where rumors
    come from on this island.
[09:17] MORI
    I never cheated on anyone.
    I wasn't even dating anyone.
[09:21] MORI
    I never discriminated against anyone either.
[09:23] MORI
    I wasn't trying to deny anyone's preferences.
[09:26] MORI
    But every day, I was forced to
    recognize that alternate reality.
[09:31] MORI
    Maybe I was wrong for not
    conforming with their rumors.
[09:35] MORI
    Casually making baseless suggestions
    to incite the public
[09:40] MORI
    and drive a person to desperation...
[09:43] MORI
    It's a method she understands well.
[09:47] (Flashback) YAEKO
    Mori-kun, I'm attending a college in Tokyo.
[09:50] (Flashback) YAEKO
    Let me know if you find any
    more interesting VTubers.
[09:53] (Flashback) YAEKO
    I'm going to check out the Tokyo Game Show.
[09:55] (Flashback) MORI
    Really? Wow.
[09:58] MORI
    My one kind friend with common interests who
    would rather talk about games than the rumors...
[10:06] INNER VOICE
    Don't leave me behind.
[10:07] INNER VOICE
    Everyone else's version of
    "reality" will become the same.
[10:11] INNER VOICE
    Who am I, anyway?
[10:16] INNER VOICE
    This isn't even a big deal.
[10:18] INNER VOICE
    I'm weak. I'm sorry.
[10:21] INNER VOICE
    Nobody believes me.
[10:24] (Flashback) SILHOUETTE A
    Everyone goes through hard times.
SIGN    I want to die
[10:26] (Flashback) SILHOUETTE B
    You're handsome. You're already winning.
[10:28] (Flashback) SILHOUETTE B
    Turn it into a joke.
[10:30] (Flashback) SILHOUETTE C
    You're so unreliable.
[10:31] (Flashback) SILHOUETTE C
    I'd find a way to do my best to live.
[10:34] (Flashback) SILHOUETTE D
    I don't understand outsiders.
[10:37] (Flashback) SILHOUETTE E
    Young people are so sensitive.
[10:39] (Flashback) SILHOUETTE E
    Why do you think that?
[10:40] INNER VOICE
    I want to die.
[10:42] INNER VOICE
    I know I shouldn't think that, but...
[10:44] MOGURA
    Man. You're not even allowed to
    think that on this island?
[10:49] MOGURA
    In that case, I'd be a total failure,
    since I constantly want to die.
[10:57] MOGURA
    People say whatever they want without
    realizing they're killing people.
SIGN    Scratch scratch
[11:03] MOGURA
    I've probably said something like that, too.
[11:06] MOGURA
    Meanwhile, sometimes people want
    to die because they want to live.
[11:11] MOGURA
    This world is oppekepe, kid.
[11:13] MOGURA
    You're doing good.
[11:17] YAEKO
    I had no idea.
[11:19] (Flashback) GIRLS
    I thought so.
[11:21] (Flashback) GIRLS
    So it was true.
[11:24] (Flashback) YAEKO
    You sure are popular, Mori-kun.
[11:26] (Flashback) MORI
    Yeah. I appreciate it since I'm new here.
[11:32] YAEKO
    I didn't see myself as involved.
[11:35] YAEKO
    I failed to notice because
    my family are old-timers.
[11:41] YAEKO
    I'm sorry, Mori-kun.
[11:48] MORI
    Thanks.
[11:50] MORI
    By the way, who is this guy?
[11:52] YAEKO
    R-Right. Of course.
[11:54] MOGURA
    Nice to meet you!
[11:59] FATHER
    Merfolk legend, merfolk legend...
[12:02] FATHER
    I wonder if we've got anything on it.
[12:04] FATHER
    We chuck all our ancestors' stuff in
    here, so I don't know what's what.
[12:10] FATHER
    Grandpa, do you know anything?
[12:12] YUHACHI
    We've got my father's notes.
[12:16] FATHER
    That's in here?
[12:20] FATHER
    Let's see. Grandpa's father would've been...
[12:23] FATHER
    Born in the Meiji era? Wow.
[12:27] YUHACHI
    My father wrote everything down.
[12:31] YUHACHI
    Like Yaeko, he was good at writing.
[12:34] YUHACHI
    Bought a lot of books, too.
[12:36] FATHER
    Wow, this is a first edition of
    The Restaurant of Many Orders.
[12:40] FATHER
    This is a wartime newspaper.
[12:43] FATHER
    There's an article on a German speech.
[12:45] TOSHIRO
    This is why private storehouses
    mustn't be underestimated.
SIGN    Merfolk Island
[12:49] FATHER
    We found some kind of souvenir picture book.
[12:54] FATHER
    We've got everything in here.
[12:57] YUHACHI
    That's from when I was little.
[12:59] YUHACHI
    You can have it, sensei.
[13:02] TOSHIRO
    Are you sure?
[13:03] YUHACHI
    It's fine.
[13:04] YUHACHI
    You teach Yaeko, right?
[13:08] YUHACHI
    Hey, I found my rucksack.
[13:11] YUHACHI
    Maybe I'll give it to Sato-san as a souvenir.
[13:16] FATHER
    He doesn't need that.
[13:17] FATHER
    You really like that guy, huh?
[13:20] FATHER
    You gotta stop pestering young people.
[13:23] FATHER
    And that's not Sato-san. His name's Mogura-san.
[13:28] YUHACHI
    Mogura and the cat professor, huh?
[13:31] FATHER
    Actually, Mogura-san's backpack
    looks just like that.
[13:36] FATHER
    Is he into that sort of thing?
[13:44] TOSHIRO
    May I read this?
[13:47] FATHER
    Go ahead.
[13:52] YAEKO
    Mori-kun, are you okay?
[13:53] YAEKO
    You don't have to strain yourself.
[13:55] MORI
    Yeah.
[13:56] MORI
    Strangely, having people who understand
    suddenly cleared the fog in my head.
[14:05] MORI
    My parents are helping with the festival.
[14:08] MORI
    I should help, too.
[14:12] YUI
    Mori-kun, you're feeling better?
[14:16] YUI
    That's great.
[14:17] YUI
    We were all worried about you.
SIGN    Shriek Shriek Shriek Shriek
[14:57] YAEKO
    Mori-kun!
[14:58] ISLANDER A
    What's wrong?
[15:02] ISLANDER B
    It's the Moris' kid!
[15:04] ISLANDER C
    Stop!
[15:05] ISLANDER A
    Calm down!
[15:06] YUI
    No! Don't be hasty!
[15:09] MORI/ID
    Something's pulling me?
[15:13] MORI/ID
    Well, I guess this is fine.
[15:15] MORI/ID
    Someone understood me in the end.
[15:17] MORI/ID
    It'd be less trouble for
    everyone if I just went away.
[15:25] MOGURA
    Magi!
[15:25] YAEKO
    Magi-kun!
[15:30] MAGI/ID
    Oh, no. I didn't consider the
    difference in our weight.
[15:35] MAGI/ID
    Before going to sleep last night, I thought
    about who I'd be 20 years from now,
[15:40] MAGI/ID
    but I might not be around 20 years from now.
SIGN    Wub-wub-wub
SIGN    Skreeeee
SIGN    In Life
SIGN    Maggie-kun
     loves apples!
[15:56] NA
    Both in life and in the present,
    safety is important to Maggie-kun.
[16:02] NA
    He has no interest in winning,
    being number one, or thrills.
[16:07] NA
    Currently, the only thing Maggie-kun
    cares about is having a good host.
[16:13] MAGI/ID
    I feel like eating apples.
SIGN    Grawr
     Grawr
[16:15] NA
    Meanwhile, as a spirit, Maggie possesses
    greater abilities than Nabeshima and Ikebukuro.
[16:22] NA
    The ability to affect physical
    objects is a considerable talent.
[16:26] NA
    However, it does not occur to a coward
    to use such an ability to attack,
SIGN    Competitions like entrance exams
    also give his host stomachaches
[16:31] NA
    so its true worth is only activated
    when his safety is threatened.
SIGN    Limit Reached
[16:55] ISLANDER A
    They floated for a second.
[16:56] ISLANDER B
    They must've caught a sudden updraft.
[16:58] ISLANDER C
    Are you okay?
[17:12] ISLANDER C
    Call the rescue and emergency crews!
[17:14] ISLANDER D
    Send out a fishing boat! Hurry!
[17:16] ISLANDER A
    Watch out for reefs! Hold onto something!
[17:19] (Flashback) YAEKO
    The tidal currents here are unique.
SIGN    Huff huff
[17:22] MAGI/ID
    The waves should be jostling us around more.
[17:26] MAGI/ID
    I'm not drowning because Maggie-kun is
    forcing the water away from my head.
[17:38] MAGI/ID
    If we ride this current, we can
    hold onto the merfolk's rock.
SIGN    Slap
    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Red Panda Punch!
SIGN    Red Panda Punch!
[17:47] MAGI/ID
    The merfolk isn't sure what to do either.
[17:49] MAGI/ID
    You can do it, Maggie-kun!
[17:51] MOGURA
    Yae-chan, get in touch with Nekozuku.
[17:54] MOGURA
    All these unexpected turns
    are making the merfolk mad.
[17:57] YAEKO
    Okay.
[17:58] MOGURA
    It's like a level 100
    out-of-control fussy toddler.
[18:02] MOGURA
    At this rate, it could cause major damage.
[18:08] MAGI
    Mori-kun, are you okay?
[18:13] MAGI/ID
    Oh, right. When we fell into the sea...
[18:16] MAGI/ID
    How long will it take to be seen
    by a doctor on this island?
[18:19] MAGI/ID
    Surely not hours, right?
[18:27] MOGURA/ID
    If he keeps bleeding like that...
[18:29] MAGI/ID
    Depending on how long, he could be in danger.
[18:34] YAEKO
    Mogura-san?
[19:04] MOGURA
    Magi! Hold Mori-kun in place!
[19:09] MOGURA
    Don't move a millimeter!
[19:32] MAGI/ID
    He poured some flame into
    him by grazing his wound.
[19:38] MAGI/ID
    If this were a manga or anime, I could've
    said "Wow!" and forgotten about it.
[19:41] MAGI/ID
    But I've never wondered this
    more since meeting him...
[19:47] MAGI/ID
    Mogura, who the hell are you actually?
[19:50] MAGI/ID
    No, wait. He saved him.
[19:53] MAGI/ID
    I shouldn't be afraid of him.
[19:55] MOGURA
    Hey! Retrieve the arrowhead!
[19:57] MOGURA
    If any fish or birds swallow it,
    it could hurt them!
[20:00] MAGI/ID
    It's odd that he can worry about that right now.
[20:08] KOITARO
    The island's...
[20:09] KOITARO
    Our ancestors'...
[20:12] KOITARO
    Mother's... sacred festival...
[20:16] KOITARO
    That arrow...
[20:18] MOGURA
    An islander fell into the sea.
[20:20] MOGURA
    You should be heading down there first.
[20:23] KOITARO
    Sir, you can't do this.
[20:26] KOITARO
    I've been watching you
    since you're so suspicious.
[20:29] MOGURA
    Is that what Mama told you to do, sonny?
[20:33] MOGURA
    Not only am I suspicious, I know everything.
[20:36] MOGURA
    An Oedipus complex fogey, an evil
    little girl, and a monstrous hag.
[20:40] MOGURA
    I doubt it'll do any good, but let
    me say the decent thing anyway.
[20:44] MOGURA
    You call yourself a
    company president, you fogey?
[20:47] KOITARO
    Who are you?
[20:49] KOITARO
    What did you do with that arrow?
[20:50] KOITARO
    What is that lamp?
[20:53] KOITARO
    Did you do something to the Moris' boy?
[20:55] KOITARO
    Why is the other one uninjured?
[20:57] KOITARO
    It doesn't make sense!
[20:58] MOGURA
    You think pretty clearly for a puppet.
[21:01] MOGURA
    You're wasting your potential.
[21:03] MOGURA
    You've got a way with words,
    and you're quick-witted.
[21:05] MOGURA
    Careful with that. Is that
    a knife for butchering fish?
[21:09] MOGURA
    You don't have many openings.
[21:10] MOGURA
    You practice a martial art, don't you?
[21:13] MOGURA
    You must've been raised well.
[21:14] MOGURA
    You even look pretty good for your age.
[21:18] MOGURA
    You'd be a desirable man if you were weaned.
[21:21] MOGURA
    Anyway, nobody wants to see a fight
    between a middle-aged man and an old-timer.
[21:26] MOGURA
    Let's not do this.
[21:27] MOGURA
    On top of that, you've got that boss hag
    and minefield girl behind you.
[21:31] MOGURA
    If this were a manga or anime,
    you wouldn't have any fans.
[21:35] MOGURA
    You gotta at least have a young handsome boss.
[21:39] KOITARO
    Don't insult my family!
[21:41] MOGURA
    Your family, huh?
SIGN    About This Shrine
     The merfolk of the island's merfolk legend is enshrined on the reef on the north side of Masago Bay.
    With a head resembling an infant and the body of a woman, it lures men into the sea with its voice.
    Originally a human girl, its life was filled with grief. When its child was taken by humans,
    it became a malicious spirit, and its beautiful form transformed into an unsightly merfolk, causing rough seas, and the surrounding eight islands are said to have been destroyed in a single night.
     In the third year of the Keicho era, Koetsu the priest dedicated a child's mummy to Sakazukiyama Watatsumi Shrine (present day Samejima Shrine), sparing the island from disaster.
    During the annual Spring festival, the islanders perform a ritual using arrows and flames to quell the malicious spirit and pray for safety on the sea. While feared as a source of calamity, the shrine has also been used for many years as a landmark for those returning to the mainland.
SIGN    With a head resembling an infant and the body of a woman, it lures men into the sea with its voice.
[21:44] MOGURA
    Isn't this what it said?
[21:46] KOITARO
    Goo-goo ga-ga!
[21:47] MOGURA
    "With a head resembling an infant
[21:51] MOGURA
    and the body of a woman,
[21:51] SACHI
    Yes, yes!
[21:55] MOGURA
    it lures men into the sea with its voice."
SIGN    Shriek Shriek Shriek Shriek
[22:00] MOGURA
    The unsightly merfolk
[22:02] MOGURA
    is your family!
SIGN    Episode 11
    "The Merfolk and the Bakeneko"

11 - The Merfolk and the Bakeneko

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SIGN    The Tale of the Merfolk
[00:01] WOMAN/NA
    Once upon a time,
[00:02] WOMAN/NA
    a beautiful woman and an infant washed
    up on an island called Sameshima.
[00:09] WOMAN/NA
    Considerably weakened,
[00:12] WOMAN/NA
    the village chief and his son did their
    best to nurse them back to health.
[00:17] WOMAN/NA
    The woman said she had come from across the sea.
[00:21] WOMAN/NA
    The woman, who worked at a
    bean confectionery in town,
[00:25] WOMAN/NA
    fell in love with the young shopkeeper
    and gave birth to a baby.
[00:29] WOMAN/NA
    However, she was cast out and
    even had brigands set upon her.
SIGN    2 Years Later
[00:36] WOMAN/NA
    Two years later, the confectioner's
    men came to the island.
[00:41] WOMAN/NA
    The shopkeeper and his wife couldn't conceive,
[00:45] WOMAN/NA
    so they demanded the woman's
    child and took it from her.
[00:49] WOMAN/NA
    They cut the woman down with swords
    and threw her into the sea.
[00:55] WOMAN/NA
    As the men cast off to return home,
    the seas grew rough,
[00:59] WOMAN/NA
    a storm descended upon them,
    and a horrifying merfolk appeared.
[01:05] WOMAN/NA
    They abandoned the child and attempted to flee,
[01:08] WOMAN/NA
    but they were eventually swallowed by the waves.
[01:12] WOMAN/NA
    The merfolk's face was that of the woman,
[01:15] WOMAN/NA
    but there was no trace of her beauty,
    as she'd become an unsightly malevolent spirit.
[01:21] WOMAN/NA
    Following the instructions of Koetsu,
[01:25] WOMAN/NA
    the priest who came to the island,
    the village chief's son said a prayer.
[01:30] WOMAN/NA
    When they mummified the child's body and
    presented it as an offering, the storms calmed.
[01:37] WOMAN/NA
    This is how Sameshima came to
    be known as Merfolk Island.
[01:45] MOGURA
    Don't move a millimeter!
[01:59] KOITARO
    The island's...
[02:00] KOITARO
    Our ancestors'...
[02:03] KOITARO
    Mother's... sacred festival...
[02:07] KOITARO
    That arrow...
[02:09] KOITARO
    Sir, you can't do this.
[02:12] KOITARO
    I've been watching you
    since you're so suspicious.
[02:15] MOGURA
    Is that what Mama told you to do, sonny?
[02:20] MOGURA
    Not only am I suspicious, I know everything.
[02:22] MOGURA
    An Oedipus complex fogey, an evil
    little girl, and a monstrous hag.
[02:26] MOGURA
    I doubt it'll do any good, but let
    me say the decent thing anyway.
[02:30] MOGURA
    You call yourself a
    company president, you fogey?
[02:33] KOITARO
    Who are you?
[02:35] KOITARO
    What did you do with the arrow?
[02:36] KOITARO
    What is that lamp?
[02:39] KOITARO
    Did you do something to the Moris' boy?
[02:41] KOITARO
    Why is the other one uninjured?
[02:43] KOITARO
    It doesn't make sense!
[02:44] MOGURA
    You think pretty clearly for a puppet.
[02:47] MOGURA
    You're wasting your potential.
[02:49] MOGURA
    You've got a way with words,
    and you're quick-witted.
[02:51] MOGURA
    Careful with that. Is that
    a knife for butchering fish?
[02:55] MOGURA
    You don't have many openings.
[02:56] MOGURA
    You practice a martial art, don't you?
[02:59] MOGURA
    You must've been raised well.
[03:00] MOGURA
    You even look pretty good for your age.
[03:04] MOGURA
    You'd be a desirable man if you were weaned.
[03:07] MOGURA
    Anyway, nobody wants to see a fight
    between a middle-aged man and an old-timer.
[03:12] MOGURA
    Let's not do this.
[03:13] MOGURA
    On top of that, you've got that boss
    hag and minefield girl behind you.
[03:17] MOGURA
    If this were a manga or anime,
    you wouldn't have any fans.
[03:21] MOGURA
    You gotta at least have a young handsome boss.
[03:25] KOITARO
    Don't insult my family!
[03:27] MOGURA
    Your family, huh?
SIGN    About This Shrine
     The merfolk of the island's merfolk legend is enshrined on the reef on the north side of Masago Bay.
    With a head resembling an infant and the body of a woman, it lures men into the sea with its voice.
    Originally a human girl, its life was filled with grief. When its child was taken by humans,
    it became a malicious spirit, and its beautiful form transformed into an unsightly merfolk, causing rough seas, and the surrounding eight islands are said to have been destroyed in a single night.
     In the third year of the Keicho era, Koetsu the priest dedicated a child's mummy to Sakazukiyama Watatsumi Shrine (present day Samejima Shrine), sparing the island from disaster.
    During the annual Spring festival, the islanders perform a ritual using arrows and flames to quell the malicious spirit and pray for safety on the sea. While feared as a source of calamity, the shrine has also been used for many years as a landmark for those returning to the mainland.
[03:30] MOGURA
    Isn't this what it said?
SIGN    With a head resembling an infant and the body of a woman, it lures men into the sea with its voice.
[03:32] KOITARO
    Goo-goo ga-ga.
[03:33] MOGURA
    "With a head resembling an infant
[03:37] MOGURA
    and the body of a woman,
[03:37] SACHI
    Yes, yes!
[03:40] MOGURA
    it lures men into the sea with its voice."
SIGN    Shriek Shriek Shriek Shriek
[03:46] MOGURA
    The unsightly merfolk
[03:48] MOGURA
    is your family!
SIGN    Episode 11
    "The Merfolk and the Bakeneko"
[05:23] KOITARO
    Anyone who mocks my family is a bad person!
[05:26] KOITARO
    Apologize!
[05:27] MOGURA
    Are you throwing a tantrum now?
[05:29] MOGURA
    You're a child in every way!
[05:34] MOGURA
    Wh-Whoa! That was close.
[05:36] MOGURA
    That thing is sharp.
[05:38] KOITARO
    Anyone who offers an opinion
    is an enemy of peace.
[05:41] KOITARO
    Mother was right.
[05:43] KOITARO
    Kirihara brought calamity to the island.
[05:45] KOITARO
    Calamity is a monster that
    arrives in human form.
[05:49] KOITARO
    That's how it works in the
    fairy tales Mother tells me.
[05:52] KOITARO
    And though his form was derivative,
    his bow skills were exceptional.
[05:56] KOITARO
    He's a true monster.
[05:57] KOITARO
    Everything Mama says is always right.
[06:00] KOITARO
    Our peace is being tested.
[06:05] KOITARO
    Do you have a mother? A family?
[06:09] MOGURA
    What? No.
[06:11] KOITARO
    I didn't think so.
[06:14] KOITARO
    You grew up to be a bad boy because you
    don't know a family's—a mother's love.
[06:18] KOITARO
    You're jealous of our family.
[06:21] KOITARO
    Poor thing.
[06:24] KOITARO
    Children who don't know the warmth
    of a family turn out wrong.
[06:28] KOITARO
    You don't realize that's you, do you?
[06:29] KOITARO
    You poor thing.
[06:31] KOITARO
    Mother always tells me that I know love.
[06:34] KOITARO
    That's important for human beings.
[06:36] KOITARO
    You don't understand? Poor thing.
[06:40] KOITARO
    I'm sorry to say it, but that
    means you're a bad person.
[06:43] KOITARO
    In the stories I love, those who don't
    know love are always bad people.
[06:50] KOITARO
    And bad people must always be defeated.
[06:55] KOITARO
    Everyone's always waiting for the
    moment the bad guys are defeated.
[07:00] KOITARO
    Defeating them makes me a hero.
[07:02] KOITARO
    I've been defeating the
    bad people on the island.
[07:05] KOITARO
    Mother always praises me,
    which makes me even stronger.
[07:10] KOITARO
    It's all about doing what Mama taught me.
[07:16] MOGURA
    You're the one who's crazy!
[07:18] KOITARO
    Thank you for saying something
    a bad guy would say.
[07:20] KOITARO
    I can defeat you now, right?
[07:33] KOITARO
    I cut through the bow so easily.
[07:35] KOITARO
    How?
[07:36] MOGURA
    In Japan, when people die, they're sent
    to one of the Six Paths or paradise.
[07:39] MOGURA
    The Hell Path, the harshest of all paths,
[07:43] MOGURA
    is divided into the Eight Greater Hells and
    the Eight Cold Hells, each with eight realms.
[07:47] MOGURA
    Additionally...
[07:48] MOGURA
    Actually, that's enough about that.
[07:51] MOGURA
    In the Black Thread Hell, one of the Eight
    Greater Hells, the dead are tied up with ropes.
[07:57] MOGURA
    This is one of the ropes they use there.
[08:00] MOGURA
    It's stained red with blood,
    but it was originally black.
[08:03] MOGURA
    It's not easily cut by objects of this world.
[08:05] KOITARO
    You really are crazy.
[08:08] MOGURA
    By the way, I've got a question for you.
[08:11] MOGURA
    Did your Mama not teach you
    the incredibly basic lesson
[08:14] MOGURA
    of not pointing sharp objects at people?
[08:16] MOGURA
    That sounds way worse than whatever
    she taught you about love.
[08:19] KOITARO
    Don't insult Mama, you monster!
[08:21] KOITARO
    I only know what I've been taught!
[08:23] MOGURA
    What kind of logic is that?!
[08:26] MOGURA
    Would you just...
[08:30] MOGURA
    ...think for yourself for once?!
[08:33] KOITARO
    Mama...
[08:38] MOGURA
    Poor kid.
[08:40] MOGURA
    I'm glad I'm in my 30s right now.
[08:43] MOGURA
    If I were his age, that
    could have taken forever.
[08:48] SIGN FX
    FWAP FWAP
[08:53] MOGURA
    Magi! Mori-kun!
[08:54] YAEKO
    Magi-kun! Mori-kun!
[08:56] MOGURA/ID
    Even if I fired an arrow of this world,
[08:58] MOGURA/ID
    I lack the power to exorcise an
    otherworldly creature like that merfolk.
[09:03] MOGURA
    Damn it!
[09:09] MOGURA
    Nice, boss! You got here in time!
SIGN    Meow
SIGN    Waaah
[09:35] MAGI/ID
    In that moment, it was clearer than
    it had ever been to me
[09:39] MAGI/ID
    why Ikebukuro-san deserved to
    be referred to as Ikebukuro-san.
[09:43] YAEKO/ID
    I'd better not fail any of
    the professor's classes.
[09:49] YAEKO
    Sir! Kyo-chan!
[09:51] YAEKO
    Thank you for coming!
[09:53] TOSHIRO
    "Why is that thing shaped like a merfolk?"
[09:56] TOSHIRO
    How it became a mass of spirits aside,
    that was my biggest question.
[10:01] YAEKO
    Right.
[10:02] TOSHIRO
    In other words, this is its true identity.
[10:04] TOSHIRO
    Ikebukuro, I'll buy you a squid spinner later,
    so pull on the merfolk's head!
SIGN    Squid Spinner
SIGN    Motivated By Food
[10:12] KYOSHIRO
    Nabeshima, don't let me down!
[10:14] KYOSHIRO
    You're the coolest one here,
    so pull on the merfolk's tail!
SIGN    Motivated By Coolness
SIGN    Eek
[10:57] YAEKO
    Eek! The merfolk split into a human and a fish!
[11:02] MAGI
    It's a shark!
[11:05] TOSHIRO
    Shark attacks have occurred
    in this area for a long time.
[11:09] KOITARO
    But around here, great whites and
    tiger sharks do occasionally appear.
[11:13] KOITARO
    There are even records from the Edo period.
[11:16] TOSHIRO
    Apparently the island itself used to
    be called Sameshima, or Shark Island.
[11:20] YAEKO
    What?
[11:21] TOSHIRO
    This describes the origins
    of the merfolk legend.
[11:24] TOSHIRO
    Since you grew up on the island,
    perhaps you've heard it.
[11:28] TOSHIRO
    It's a genuine folktale.
    There's even a priest who suddenly shows up.
[11:33] TOSHIRO
    And this was written by Kirihara Yutaro-san.
[11:36] TOSHIRO
    In other words, Yuhachi-san's father.
[11:39] YAEKO
    Great-grandpa's dad?
[11:41] TOSHIRO
    Yes. The contents were quite interesting.
[11:46] YUTARO
    Old Man Hanada got drunk and told me this story.
SIGN    Old Man Hanada got drunk and told me this story.
     Generations before he was a child,
     the Samejimas' ancestors came to this island.
[11:50] YUTARO
    Generations before he was a child, the
    Samejimas' ancestors came to this island.
[11:59] YUTARO
    Apparently the island's legend is half-true.
[12:02] YUTARO
    The Samejima ancestor who was
    village chief sold the woman's
[12:07] YUTARO
    child to the confectioner's men.
SIGN    The woman became distraught and chased after
    the boat, but she was attacked by a shark.
     The islanders struck the shark with harpoons,
     but they died along with the shark.
     The woman and her child died as well.
[12:09] YUTARO
    The woman became distraught and chased after
    the boat, but she was attacked by a shark.
[12:14] YUTARO
    The islanders struck the shark with harpoons,
    but they died along with the shark.
[12:18] YUTARO
    The woman and her child died as well.
[12:21] YUTARO
    Their dead bodies washed up on
    what's now known as Merfolk Rock.
SIGN    Their dead bodies washed up
     on what's now known as Merfolk Rock.
     After my son Yuhachi was discharged,
     he remarked that he saw a merfolk.
[12:27] YUTARO
    After my son Yuhachi was discharged,
    he remarked that he saw a merfolk.
[12:35] TOSHIRO
    To summarize,
[12:37] TOSHIRO
    the island's dark history caused a part-human
    and part-fish mass of spirits to form,
[12:41] TOSHIRO
    and years of growth turned it
    into a minefield of a monster.
[12:46] TOSHIRO
    You see it often in fairy tales,
[12:48] TOSHIRO
    but when animals are near humans who die
     while experiencing powerful emotions,
[12:52] TOSHIRO
    the human's spirit possesses the
    animal and turns it into a monster.
[12:56] TOSHIRO
    Bakeneko are one such example.
[12:58] YAEKO
    Or like in Santo Kyoden's "Baika Hyoretsu".
[13:02] YAEKO
    That was a goldfish.
[13:03] TOSHIRO
    The warning about not eating
    beans in the old woman's presence
[13:07] TOSHIRO
    likely comes from that story as well.
[13:09] YAEKO
    Sir.
[13:10] YAEKO
    Let me pay for the exorcism.
[13:13] YAEKO
    I only work part-time now, but I promise
    I'll pay once I get a proper job.
[13:17] TOSHIRO
    Thank you, but I've already been paid.
[13:20] YAEKO
    What?
[13:21] TOSHIRO
    In addition to those,
    we found a first edition of
[13:25] TOSHIRO
    "The Restaurant of Many Orders"
    in the Kirihara family storehouse.
[13:28] TOSHIRO
    Look it up. It's quite valuable.
[13:32] TOSHIRO
    Your great-grandfather gave it to me
    for looking after you.
[13:41] TOSHIRO
    Mogura, he wants you to have
    his moth-eaten rucksack.
[13:44] MOGURA
    I don't want it!
[13:47] KOITARO
    Mr. Professor from Tokyo!
[13:48] KOITARO
    Can you believe this? He hit me in the head!
[13:51] KOITARO
    It was a metal lamp or something!
[13:53] KOITARO
    Look at this wound!
[13:54] MOGURA
    What wound?
[13:56] KOITARO
    Huh? What?
[13:58] KOITARO
    It's not there? Did it heal?
[14:00] MOGURA
    You slipped on your own
    and knocked yourself out.
[14:02] MOGURA
    Maybe you hallucinated.
[14:04] KOITARO
    There's no way.
[14:06] KOITARO
    There's even a pool of blood here!
[14:08] MOGURA
    That must've come from a butchered fish.
[14:11] KOITARO
    Impossible!
[14:12] MOGURA
    By the way, can you see things now?
[14:15] MOGURA
    This one's no hallucination.
[14:28] MOGURA
    I wouldn't say we're close now, but there's
    definitely a deep bond between us.
[14:29] KOITARO
    Mama!
[14:34] MOGURA
    This is the price you pay for all you've done.
[14:36] MOGURA
    Take a good look.
[14:38] KOITARO
    Mama! Mama!
[14:40] KOITARO
    Mama!
[14:43] MOGURA
    I mentioned before that Magi and Yae-chan's
    brains and eyes adjust quickly,
[14:48] MOGURA
    but this is how stubborn people react.
[14:51] MOGURA
    I wonder when he'll return to his senses.
[14:54] YAEKO
    So that's what happens when
    your SAN hits zero.
[14:56] KOITARO
    Mama!
[14:57] KOITARO
    Mama! Mama!
SIGN    Nom nom nom nom
SIGN    Nom nom nom
[15:01] KOITARO
    Mama!
[15:05] KYOKO
    Sorry, Shio-chan. Give me a minute.
[15:09] (Flashback) KYOKO
    You two take the motorbikes to Mogura-chan.
[15:12] (Flashback) KYOKO
    We'll go down to the sea and see if
    there's anything we can do to help.
[15:17] KYOKO
    That said, walking downhill on foot
    is harder on the knees than I thought.
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
[15:22] SHIO
    You can barely stand.
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
[15:25] KYOKO
    Once you're over 30, your body starts
    falling apart from the inside.
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
SIGN    Pant
[15:29] KYOKO
    But I bet you'll be fine even in your 50s.
[15:33] SHIO
    Probably. My 80-year-old grandma
    competes in triathlons!
[15:38] SHIO
    I'll carry you.
[15:39] KYOKO
    Oh, perhaps I'll take you up on that.
[15:46] KYOKO
    Wow! My knees are so unbothered!
[15:51] KYOKO
    Oh?
[15:55] YUI
    What are you doing?
[15:57] KYOKO
    We were in a hurry to reach the sea,
    but my knees gave out.
[16:01] KYOKO
    Are you going there, too?
[16:02] YUI
    Yes. An islander fell into the sea,
     so I need to go check on him.
[16:07] YUI
    But from what I've heard, he's okay.
[16:09] YUI
    Great. What a miracle.
[16:11] YUI
    Oh, hop in.
[16:18] KYOKO
    Yui-chan, have you ever left the island?
[16:21] KYOKO
    I think it might be a good idea.
[16:24] YUI
    That sounds fun, but I have
    to work for the island.
[16:29] KYOKO
    I think there are plenty of jobs
    you could do there.
[16:32] KYOKO
    It'd be a good idea to experience more things.
[16:35] KYOKO
    For example...
[16:37] KYOKO
    Being a dominatrix.
[16:39] YUI
    What?
[16:41] KYOKO
    Nothing.
[16:45] YUI
    Um, what did you mean by that?
[16:48] POCHI 1 & 2
    We think that's a great idea!
[16:50] YUI
    Don't suddenly express your own opinions!
[16:52] POCHI 1 & 2
    We'd patronize your business!
[16:53] POCHI 1 & 2
    We'd love to be filleted by you!
[16:56] YUI
    Don't make such islander suggestions!
[16:58] YUI
    And stop shouting in unison inside the car!
[17:00] KYOKO
    I think there's demand for it.
[17:03] KYOKO
    After all, you're that genre of person.
[17:06] YUI
    What does that mean?
[17:07] YUI
    Tokyo is a terrifyin' city!
[17:10] YUI
    A professor's wife, huh?
[17:12] YUI
    You're a bit of an oddball, aren't you?
[17:16] KYOKO
    I'm sorry.
[17:18] KYOKO
    But what you did to Mori-kun is
    far stranger, don't you think?
[17:24] YUI
    Where did that come from?
[17:25] KYOKO
    Evil deeds always come to light.
[17:28] YUI
    Please don't insult me based on conjecture.
[17:31] KYOKO
    You're smart.
[17:33] KYOKO
    Even when caught off guard,
    you don't panic and dig yourself deeper.
[17:36] KYOKO
    You're definitely competent.
[17:39] KYOKO
    That's why I recommend you leave
    the island at least once.
[17:42] KYOKO
    Especially since you're young.
[17:44] YUI
    I've heard enough, old woman.
[17:46] KYOKO
    It's good to listen to older
    women once in a while.
[17:50] YUI
    You're scaring me. What's your problem?
[17:52] YUI
    I don't know what you think
    you heard, but please stop.
[17:57] YUI
    You don't need to worry about me.
[17:59] KYOKO
    What are the islanders to you?
    What about Mori-kun?
[18:04] KYOKO
    Are those two important colleagues to you?
[18:08] YUI
    Oh, please. They're servants.
[18:11] KYOKO
    We have helpers, too,
     but they're all important to us.
[18:14] YUI
    What is this about? Servants are servants!
SIGN    Graaah
[18:17] YUI
    They exist to be commanded!
SIGN    Reeeaaah
[18:18] KYOKO
    You've revealed how you truly feel!
[18:21] KYOKO
    I heard your family eliminates
    everyone who isn't of your bloodline!
[18:26] KYOKO
    I don't wish to criticize other families,
[18:29] KYOKO
    but you even eliminate spouses
    and trust nothing but your blood!
[18:34] YUI
    How do you know about my family structure?
[18:36] KYOKO
    Furthermore, you don't have an
    independent male role model.
SIGN    Roll Model?
[18:41] SHIO/ID
    Roll model?
[18:43] KYOKO
    And you're obsessed with
    forcing others to obey you.
[18:48] KYOKO
    That's why you became excessively angry
    with Mori-kun when he didn't obey you.
[18:54] YUI
    Shut up, shut up!
[18:55] YUI
    Who do you think you are?!
[18:56] KYOKO
    An adult responsible for guiding children!
[19:00] YUI
    Shut up! I'm 20 years old!
[19:03] YUI
    Go cling to your husband with that
    empty head of yours!
[19:07] YUI
    I'll command the island with my own strength!
[19:09] YUI
    Spouses are all outsiders anyway!
[19:12] YUI
    There's no point in trusting fake intimacy!
[19:17] KYOKO
    Forbidden technique unleashed.
SIGN    Shoof
SIGN    Hummm
[19:19] KYOKO
    Activate ultimate ability.
SIGN    Kapwing
[19:21] KYOKO
    When I was 18, Toshiro-san said this
    to me when he gave me this ring—
[19:31] YAEKO
    Magi-kun! Mori-kun!
[19:33] YAEKO
    You're okay!
[19:36] MOGURA
    Ah.
[19:37] MOGURA
    You two got here, too?
[19:40] TOSHIRO
    Kyoko, what is it?
SIGN    Shut Down by Guilt
[19:44] YUI
    I don't believe you!
[19:46] YUI
    Nobody really talks like that!
[19:49] YUI
    It's not possible!
[19:50] YUI
    I'll become a great person all on my own!
[19:54] POCHI 2
    We'd talk like that if you wanted!
[19:56] YUI
    Not you!
[19:57] YUI
    You're just saying that out of obedience!
[20:00] POCHI 1
    But we would say anything
    you told us to say!
[20:03] TOSHIRO
    Something seems to have happened,
    but I won't ask.
[20:07] KYOKO
    Did Ikebukuro-chan do a good job?
[20:09] TOSHIRO
    Ikebukuro is currently eating
    the "folk" half of the merfolk.
[20:22] MOGURA
    It's the merfolk's last gasp!
[20:24] MOGURA
    It went after her because she's
    disheartened for some reason!
[20:29] YUI
    Something's holding me down!
[20:31] ISLANDER A
    The Samejima girl!
[20:33] ISLANDER B
    She's drifting away!
[20:35] SHIO
    I've got this!
[20:39] YAEKO
    Shio-chan?! Wait, wait, wait!
[20:43] YAEKO
    You wore that under your clothes?!
[20:45] YAEKO
    Shio-chan, you were planning to swim?
SIGN    Ta-dah
[20:48] SHIO
    I thought it'd be an island with a beach,
    so I wore this instead of underwear.
[20:52] KYOSHIRO
    Why would you wear that to a beach?
[20:55] MOGURA
    Maybe she planned on doing a long-distance swim.
[20:58] MOGURA
    And if you wore that instead of underwear,
    what were you going to do after you swam?
[21:02] YAEKO
    It's too dangerous!
[21:04] YAEKO
    Didn't I tell you the currents are unique?
[21:07] SHIO
    It's me!
[21:09] YAEKO
    Oh...
[21:16] MAGI
    Maggie-kun and I struggled
    desperately in those waters.
[21:24] WOMAN/NA
    And so, a new merfolk legend was born.
[21:27] WOMAN/NA
    They say a young woman appeared and swam like
    a fish to rescue the village chief's daughter.
[21:35] WOMAN/NA
    As her speed was superhuman,
[21:38] WOMAN/NA
    she must have been the merfolk
    described in the island's legend.
[21:43] WOMAN/NA
    That was how Grandma Hanada
    described the event later.
[21:48] SHIO
    I forgot to bring a change of underwear.
[21:51] ISLANDER A
    President Samejima still isn't here?
[21:59] KOITARO
    Merfolk. Merfolk are terrifying.
SIGN    Episode 12
     "During the Rainy Season"

12 - During the Rainy Season

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[00:06] MOGURA
    By the way, I've got a question for you.
[00:08] MOGURA
    Did your Mama not teach you
    the incredibly basic lesson
[00:11] MOGURA
    of not pointing sharp objects at people?
[00:14] MOGURA
    That sounds way worse than whatever
    she taught you about love.
[00:17] KOITARO
    Don't insult Mama, you monster!
[00:19] KOITARO
    I only know what I've been taught!
[00:21] MOGURA
    What kind of logic is that?!
[00:23] MOGURA
    Would you just...
[00:27] MOGURA
    ...think for yourself for once?!
[00:31] KOITARO
    Mama...
[00:56] MOGURA
    I wouldn't say we're close now, but there's
    definitely a deep bond between us.
[00:57] KOITARO
    Mama!
[01:02] MOGURA
    This is the price you pay for all you've done.
[01:04] MOGURA
    Take a good look.
[01:05] KOITARO
    Mama! Mama!
[01:08] KOITARO
    Mama!
[02:41] KOITARO
    Merfolk. Merfolk are terrifying.
SIGN    Episode 12
    "During the Rainy Season"
[02:45] SACHI
    Koitaro-chan! Koitaro-chan!
[02:47] KOITARO
    Mama...
[02:48] SACHI
    Call a doctor or therapist or something!
[02:50] SACHI
    Hurry!
[02:51] ISLANDER A
    What's going on?
[02:53] ISLANDER B
    Sir!
[02:54] ISLANDER C
    Ma'am, Yui-ojosama is safe!
[02:57] ISLANDER C
    So is the Moris' kid!
[02:58] ISLANDER D
    What should we do about the festival?
[03:02] SACHI
    Shut up! That doesn't matter right now!
[03:04] ISLANDER A
    Yeah, but...
[03:06] ISLANDER B
    We need instructions.
[03:08] FATHER
    Yaeko.
[03:09] YAEKO
    Dad.
[03:11] FATHER
    What's going on?
[03:12] FATHER
    It seems like an explanation is needed.
[03:15] YAEKO
    Well, uh...
[03:17] YAEKO
    Sorry, Mori-kun. Come with me.
[03:19] YAEKO
    And Mogura-san, we need your gift of the gab.
[03:22] MOGURA
    I've got this.
[03:23] SHIO
    Excuse me. Is there an
    underwear shop around here?
[03:27] KYOSHIRO
    We're trying to explain things to the islanders
    without mentioning the merfolk spirit.
[03:31] KYOSHIRO
    Could you be quiet?
[03:33] ISLANDER F
    What? You were being treated that badly?
[03:37] ISLANDER G
    That's why you were depressed? Poor guy.
[03:40] ISLANDER H
    That must've been hard.
[03:41] MORI
    Uh, yes. Actually...
[03:44] ISLANDER F
    Anyway, that Yui-san, huh?
[03:47] ISLANDER F
    What an awful thing to do.
[03:49] ISLANDER G
    I had no idea.
[03:52] ISLANDER F
    But why didn't you say anything until now?
[03:55] ISLANDER F
    You could've talked to us.
[03:57] ISLANDER F
    What's the island going to do now
    that the president's like that?
[04:00] ISLANDER G
    We'll just have to figure something out.
[04:03] ISLANDER I
    Like what?
[04:05] ISLANDER J
    They're dumping it all on us? How irresponsible.
[04:09] ISLANDER K
    But according to what we just heard,
[04:10] ISLANDER K
    Samejima-san's been doing all
    kinds of things in the shadows.
[04:14] ISLANDER L
    He did it for us, right?
[04:17] ISLANDER M
    But remember when Kimura-san suddenly left?
[04:20] ISLANDER N
    Yeah, and ten years ago,
    Suzuki-san had an accident.
[04:23] ISLANDER O
    I've never mentioned this before, but when
    my husband made a mistake at the factory...
[04:28] ISLANDER P
    Y'all are acting shocked about Yui-san,
    but if you ask me,
[04:34] ISLANDER P
    there's always been something off about her.
[04:37] ISLANDER Q
    What? Really?
[04:38] ISLANDER D
    The president could be a bit creepy sometimes.
[04:42] ISLANDER J
    Personally, I never liked that old woman much.
[04:57] SPIRIT
    I see. I understand.
[04:59] SPIRIT
    The Samejimas are the bad guys.
[05:01] SPIRIT
    Defeating the old woman will
    bring peace to this world.
[05:15] MOGURA
    It was the royal family who
    made the people that way.
[05:19] ISLANDER K
    Do we need the local police to look into this?
[05:22] ISLANDER B
    What about the business?
[05:23] ISLANDER A
    Hey, Samejima matriarch!
[05:25] ISLANDER A
    We want an explanation!
[05:28] ISLANDER B
    An apology, too!
[05:30] KOITARO
    Mama.
[05:31] KOITARO
    Mama. Mama.
[05:35] SACHI/ID
    Damn the curse of the merfolk.
[05:37] SACHI/ID
    It's destroying everything.
[05:39] ISLANDER A
    Hey!
[05:40] ISLANDER B
    Say something!
[05:43] SACHI/ID
    Foolish islanders.
[05:46] SACHI/ID
    That man's a good speaker.
[05:49] SACHI/ID
    I miscalculated.
[05:50] SACHI/ID
    All the islanders have sided with him.
[05:53] SACHI/ID
    I did this to myself.
[05:55] SACHI/ID
    Everything is a performance,
    including this world.
[05:58] FATHER
    Enough!
[06:01] FATHER
    "We didn't know anything."
[06:03] FATHER
    "We were made to do it."
[06:04] FATHER
    That's all true.
[06:06] FATHER
    But we're all responsible!
[06:09] FATHER
    If we wash up on that shore, whose fault is it?
[06:12] FATHER
    If we wash up on this shore, whose fault is it?
[06:14] FATHER
    Well, we're not waves! We're humans!
[06:16] FATHER
    What are we abandoning our brains for?
[06:19] FATHER
    In the end, the Samejimas
    beat us with their smarts!
[06:24] FATHER
    How can we act like we're the good guys?
[06:26] FATHER
    We should be ashamed!
[06:30] FATHER
    Samejima-san, we cannot forgive you,
[06:34] FATHER
    but we must also apologize for
    making you do everything.
[06:38] FATHER
    And most of all, we must
    apologize to the children.
[06:42] FATHER
    Before anything else, we must say this to them—
[06:45] FATHER
    It's all right.
[06:46] FATHER
    Let us handle the island and the business.
[06:50] FATHER
    You should prioritize your own futures
    and consider what you'll do next.
[07:00] MORI
    I think I'll leave the island.
[07:03] YAEKO
    What?
[07:04] MORI
    I lived in the countryside before moving here.
[07:06] MORI
    I'd like to see the city.
[07:08] MORI
    What's Tokyo like? Is rent expensive?
[07:10] YAEKO
    Pretty expensive.
[07:12] YAEKO
    But if you're not picky,
    you can find cheap places.
[07:15] MORI
    I don't know that I trust
    what Tokyo considers cheap.
[07:19] MOGURA
    If you don't mind questionable properties,
    I can show you a few places.
[07:22] MOGURA
    They're cheap.
[07:23] MOGURA
    I like visiting real estate offices just
     to look at layouts and tour properties.
[07:28] MAGI
    What kind of recommendation is that?
[07:30] MAGI
    And what kind of obnoxious hobby is that?
[07:33] MORI
    Questionable properties?
[07:35] MORI
    By the way, can I say something strange?
[07:40] MORI
    When I was lying on the rock,
[07:43] MORI
    I dreamed that the grumpy red panda game
    character saved me from a giant monster.
[07:49] MORI
    The doll Kirihara-san made for me was
    carried out to sea with my wallet,
[07:54] MORI
    but I think he really did protect me.
[07:59] MORI
    In fact, I feel like I can still almost see...
[08:03] MORI
    This can't be good. Did I hit my head?
[08:06] MAGI
    Actually, that's...
[08:08] MOGURA
    Explaining this would be even more annoying.
[08:14] KOITARO
    Merfolk... Merfolk...
[08:17] YUHACHI
    The poor Samejima boy.
[08:17] KOITARO
    Merfolk... Merfolk...
[08:20] YUHACHI
    He's been cursed by the merfolk.
[08:23] FATHER
    Grandpa, don't say weird things like that.
[08:25] YUHACHI
    Sacchan's had a tough time, too.
[08:29] YUHACHI
    Sacchan.
[08:30] FATHER
    What? Were you two friends or something?
[08:34] YUHACHI
    We were, before the war.
[08:37] SACHI
    In the end, you loved another woman.
[08:41] FATHER
    Is that true, Grandpa?
[08:44] YUHACHI
    I was pretty popular back then.
[08:46] SACHI
    He just played with us a lot.
[08:49] (Flashback) SACHI
    Now! Pull!
[08:53] (Flashback) YUHACHI
    Sacchan, what are you going to do in the future?
[08:56] (Flashback) SACHI
    I'm an only child,
[08:58] (Flashback) SACHI
    and I don't have any brothers,
    so I'm taking over the family business.
[09:01] (Flashback) SACHI FATHER
    You can't do that.
[09:03] (Flashback) SACHI FATHER
    In any case, we need to find you a good husband.
[09:06] (Flashback) SACHI FATHER
    You're on the attractive side.
[09:09] (Flashback) SACHI FATHER
    You're decent enough bait.
[09:12] (Flashback) SACHI MOTHER
    If you're too studious,
    people will think you're impudent.
[09:15] (Flashback) SACHI MOTHER
    No one wants a true idiot,
    but try to be a bit dumber than the men.
[09:21] (Flashback) SACHI MOTHER
    That's most charming.
[09:22] (Flashback) SACHI MOTHER
    It's the best way to live.
[09:26] (Flashback) SACHI
    I'm sorry, Mother.
[09:27] (Flashback) SACHI
    I'm not a charming woman.
[09:30] (Flashback) SACHI
    But I'll do everything I can for the island.
[09:34] (Flashback) FEMALE RELATIVE
    That's the third one.
[09:36] (Flashback) FEMALE RELATIVE
    She loses them because she keeps working.
[09:39] (Flashback) MALE EXECUTIVE
    Honestly. If she doesn't produce an heir,
    she'll never be good for anything.
[09:45] (Flashback) SACHI
    I'll get them back someday.
[09:48] (Flashback) SACHI
    Someday, I will.
[09:50] SACHI/ID
    I failed the challenge I set for myself.
[09:53] SACHI/ID
    I'm pathetic. That's all there is to say.
[09:57] WOMAN/NA
    The merfolk's face was that of the woman,
    but there was no trace of her beauty,
[10:03] WOMAN/NA
    as she'd become an unsightly, malevolent spirit.
[10:05] KOITARO
    Mama. Mama.
[10:07] KOITARO
    You look so sad, Mama.
[10:10] KOITARO
    I'll support you, Mama.
[10:21] SHIO
    The nakama had underwear.
[10:23] KYOSHIRO
    Great.
[10:24] FATHER
    Sorry we only had weird shirts, Magi-kun.
SIGN    Fish Cake
[10:28] MAGI
    No, I'm sorry.
[10:30] MOGURA
    That's a nice shirt.
[10:32] TOSHIRO
    Thank you for all of your help.
[10:34] MOTHER
    Not at all. Come back soon.
[10:36] YAEKO
    What's going to happen to the island?
[10:39] FATHER
    We'll manage, though it'll take
    some time to deal with everything.
[10:44] FATHER
    Worst case, even if the company goes out of
    business, we have to figure something out.
[10:50] FATHER
    So don't worry about us
    and focus on your studies.
[10:54] SHIO
    What? But your specialty is so tasty!
[10:57] SHIO
    Please don't go out of business!
[11:00] FATHER
    That's the most encouraging thing you could say.
[11:02] FATHER
    We'll do our best.
[11:03] YAEKO
    Mori-kun, sorry about the rush.
[11:05] YAEKO
    We have to catch the last ferry.
     Tomorrow's Monday.
[11:09] MORI
    It's fine. Take care.
[11:11] YAEKO
    Also, Yui-chan!
[11:14] YAEKO
    Yui-chan, um...
[11:19] YAEKO
    I don't know what to say. Whatever.
[11:22] YAEKO
    Here. Take this.
[11:23] YAEKO
    I was going to have it delivered
    to you if you didn't show up.
[11:26] YAEKO
    It's a parting gift.
[11:28] YAEKO
    See you later.
[11:31] YUHACHI
    Sato-san.
[11:34] YUHACHI
    I heard your name is Mogura-san, Sato-san.
[11:37] MOGURA
    That's a contradictory statement,
    but yeah, it is.
[11:42] YUHACHI
    Did your grandfather or great-grandfather
    go to Celebes Island during the war?
[11:47] YUHACHI
    I knew a guy.
[11:49] YUHACHI
    He spoke a lot and was a little bit strange.
[11:52] YUHACHI
    His face looked like yours,
    and he had an unusual name.
[11:55] YUHACHI
    I don't think I'd get it wrong.
[11:59] YUHACHI
    Is he alive?
[12:01] MOGURA
    He's... No, he passed away.
[12:04] YUHACHI
    I see. Then place this offering on his altar.
[12:08] YUHACHI
    Unlike my dad and Yaeko, I'm not a good writer,
    so it's not much of a letter.
SIGN    Kirihara Yuhachi
[12:14] YUHACHI
    You can read it if you like.
SIGN    Please enjoy this carefully baked specialty of the Kirihara Family
[12:34] YUI
    Damn her!
[12:36] YUI
    Women like her are the most black-hearted!
[12:39] YUI
    Centipedes don't scare me!
[12:41] YUI
    I grew up on the island!
[12:43] YUI
    Don't underestimate me!
SIGN    Clap clap
[12:47] MAGI
    Yae-chan, what were you doing earlier
    with the pot we used to store centipedes?
[12:57] MORI
    There's something on the underside of the lid.
SIGN    If you ever come to Tokyo,
    let me know.
SIGN    I was going to give this to my cousin,
    but you can have this theme park ticket.
    You should check it out. It's fun.
[13:00] YAEKO/NA
    If you ever come to Tokyo, let me know.
[13:04] YAEKO/NA
    I was going to give this to my cousin,
    but you can have this theme park ticket.
[13:08] YAEKO/NA
    You should check it out. It's fun.
[13:11] MORI
    Lucky.
SIGN    Merfolk Island
[13:18] MOGURA
    Magi.
[13:20] MOGURA
    Naturally, they didn't have the
    internet or GPS in the Keicho era.
[13:25] MOGURA
    Their maps weren't nearly as precise either.
[13:28] MOGURA
    That's why I like looking at updated maps.
[13:32] MOGURA
    I'm amazed by this era in which
    you can pinpoint your exact location.
[13:37] (Flashback) MOGURA
    Why are there so many dentists downtown?!
[13:40] MOGURA
    Transportation options were way more limited.
[13:42] MOGURA
    Between checkpoints and bandits,
    you couldn't move around freely.
[13:46] MOGURA
    There were no streetlamps,\nso people frequently got lost.
[13:49] MOGURA
    That's why I'd forgotten.
[13:51] MOGURA
    I think I've been to this island before.
[13:54] MOGURA
    It's totally different now, so I couldn't tell.
[13:57] MOGURA
    I traveled for a while, starting
    in the Warring States era.
[14:01] MOGURA
    Dressing like a priest was
    convenient for wandering around.
[14:05] MOGURA
    During times of war,
    there are spirits everywhere,
[14:10] MOGURA
    so I tried to collect their flames.
[14:13] MOGURA
    But watching so many young people die makes
    you forget what the point of life even is.
[14:21] MOGURA
    Ultimately, I came out even on flames.
[14:24] MOGURA
    I ended up saying something
    about paying respects to spirits
[14:28] MOGURA
    because I couldn't stand it anymore.
[14:31] MOGURA
    I went by a lot of names,
    but I think I used the name Koetsu,
[14:35] MOGURA
    which means the opposite of Mogura.
[14:38] MOGURA
    Depending on how you honor a spirit,
    it can turn them into gods or even monsters.
[14:44] MOGURA
    I always stick my nose where it doesn't belong.
SIGN    Koetsu the priest
[14:49] MAGI
    Koetsu the priest?
SIGN    Private Second-Class Mogura-dono
SIGN    I can see strange things now.
    You did this, didn't you?
    
     From Kirihara Yuhachi
    
     P.S. I lived a long life.
    That was you, too, wasn't it?
    Thank you.
[15:12] HEAD PRIEST
    Kakemakumo kashikoki, izanagi no ookami,
    tsukushi no himuka no tachibana no...
[15:15] FATHER
    The bow's broken,
[15:17] FATHER
    and this might be the last time we get to
    see this bonfire at the merfolk festival.
[15:22] YUHACHI
    Kashikomi, kashikomi.
[15:24] YUHACHI
    If that happens, starting next year,
[15:26] YUHACHI
    we can hold a new festival to honor
    all the spirits on the island.
[15:32] YUHACHI
    After all, the living pay their respects
    so that they can move forward.
[15:51] MOGURA
    I'm glad I came.
[15:54] MOGURA
    Thanks, Yae-chan.
[15:58] MOGURA
    And, you know, life does have some meaning.
SIGN    Panorama Island
[16:11] SIGN
    Drawer Street
[16:24] KYOKO
    It's pouring again today.
SIGN    Purchased
[16:30] SIGN
    Yen
[16:38] MAGI/ID
    I brought this for him, but walking through
    here on a gloomy rainy day scares me.
[16:55] MAGI/ID
    I've never seen anyone in here,
    but it's in good shape despite that.
[17:03] MAGI/ID
    There's stuff strewn about,
    but without human intervention,
[17:07] MAGI/ID
    this place should be more run-down.
[17:10] MAGI/ID
    I feel like the plants would be growing
    more wildly without maintenance.
SIGN    Chill
SIGN    Shiver
[17:20] MAGI/ID
    Thinking about it gives me chills.
[17:23] MAGI/ID
    Maybe I'll just go home.
[17:38] MAGI
    Um, excuse me.
[17:40] MAGI
    Is Mogura in?
[17:44] MAGI
    I was going to give this to him.
[17:47] UKIGUMO
    I'm not sure. He might be out.
[17:50] UKIGUMO
    Eggs are on sale today.
[17:52] UKIGUMO
    If you'd like, I can hold onto that for you.
[17:54] UKIGUMO
    I'll make sure he gets it.
[17:56] MAGI
    Thank you.
[17:59] MAGI/ID
    Now that I think about it,
[18:00] MAGI/ID
    is it okay for me to interact with
    this person when Mogura's not here?
SIGN    Rustle rustle
SIGN    Rustle rustle
[18:05] MAGI/ID
    Maybe I shouldn't pry,
    but I have so many questions.
[18:14] UKIGUMO
    Is there liquor in these?
[18:16] MAGI
    Huh? Oh, yes.
[18:18] UKIGUMO
    That's a shame. He won't be able to eat these.
[18:22] UKIGUMO
    May I have them instead?
[18:24] MAGI
    Uh, sure. Go ahead.
[18:26] UKIGUMO
    Thank you.
[18:28] MAGI
    Is he allergic or something?
[18:30] MAGI
    Can he not eat sweets either?
[18:32] MAGI
    He might've said he doesn't
    drink when we first met.
[18:36] UKIGUMO
    An allergy?
[18:38] UKIGUMO
    Yes, perhaps you could call it that.
[18:40] UKIGUMO
    He can have as much as is used in cooking.
[18:43] UKIGUMO
    After all, people don't cook
    with liquor for the alcohol.
[18:47] UKIGUMO
    But he cannot consume liquor as an indulgence.
[18:49] UKIGUMO
    He cannot have any.
[18:59] UKIGUMO
    I'll make sure he gets this.
[19:05] UKIGUMO
    May I pass?
[19:07] MAGI
    Oh, excuse me.
[19:08] UKIGUMO
    Thank you.
[19:10] UKIGUMO
    Pardon these narrow streets.
[19:15] MAGI/ID
    What is with this atmosphere?
[19:17] MAGI/ID
    In a word, it's truly bizarre.
[19:23] MAGI/ID
    She was looking at Maggie-kun, wasn't she?
[19:26] MAGI
    Excuse me.
[19:30] MAGI
    You can see him, can't you?
[19:33] UKIGUMO
    Yes, I can.
[19:37] MAGI
    Um... Are there other people here?
[19:41] UKIGUMO
    Yes, there are.
[19:43] UKIGUMO
    Anyone capable of noticing this
    street is free to travel through it.
[19:46] MAGI
    Who exactly is Mogura?
[19:50] UKIGUMO
    He's a human.
[19:52] MAGI
    Uh, yeah. I'm sure he is.
[19:55] UKIGUMO
    Though he was originally a god.
[20:04] MAGI/ID
    Honestly, my first reaction was
    "Yeah, I had a feeling."
[20:08] UKIGUMO
    He doesn't drink because he used to be a god.
SIGN    Offering
[20:13] UKIGUMO
    Liquor is an offering made to the gods.
[20:17] UKIGUMO
    Fallen gods have no right to consume it.
[20:21] UKIGUMO
    That's how it works.
[20:24] UKIGUMO
    His name used to be Ookamuzumi-no-yumi.
[20:28] UKIGUMO
    He can no longer call himself that.
[20:30] UKIGUMO
    There is nothing forbidding
    you from interacting with him.
[20:35] UKIGUMO
    That said, I wouldn't recommend it.
[20:38] MAGI
    Who are you?
[20:41] UKIGUMO
    His lover.
[20:42] MAGI
    Mogura's?
[20:43] UKIGUMO
    Just kidding.
[20:44] MAGI
    What?
[20:48] UKIGUMO
    I'm just his jailer.
[20:51] UKIGUMO
    Because I am a jailer and not a
    former god, I can consume liquor.
[20:56] UKIGUMO
    Liquor tastes good when mixed with ramune.
[21:01] UKIGUMO
    I do not smoke tobacco.
[21:04] UKIGUMO
    Ramune is one of the best
    human-made indulgences.
[21:08] UKIGUMO
    Black Thunder chocolate and shrimp
    chips are dangerously tasty,
[21:12] UKIGUMO
    so one must be careful not to overindulge.
[21:14] MAGI
    Um, sorry for asking so many questions,
    but what's your name?
[21:20] UKIGUMO
    Forgive me. My name is Ukigumo.
[21:23] UKIGUMO
    You may also call me "candy seller."
SIGN    Mogura Bath
[21:28] MAGI/ID
    Come to think of it, "Ukigumo"
    was written on the bath house.
SIGN    Ukigumo
[21:35] UKIGUMO
    I manage most of the bath house.
[21:39] MAGI
    What?
[21:40] UKIGUMO
    Only one room is "his home," which he created,
[21:45] UKIGUMO
    although he also uses the entire second floor.
[21:50] MAGI/ID
    It gave me chills when she said
    that as though she read my mind.
[21:53] UKIGUMO
    Oh, he's here.
[21:56] MAGI/ID
    However, his affability that
    clears away those chills...
[22:02] MAGI/ID
    is certainly godlike.