# DEAD DEAD DEMONS DEDEDEDE DESTRUCTION
As the world is threatened by the sudden appearance of a mysterious alien mothership, best friends Koyama Kadode and Nakagawa “Ontan” Oran carry on about their high school life. But as they grow up, they face existential questions, learning adulthood’s complexities and that the true threat may not be from above.
# Season 1
# E0 - Episode 0
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0M32J/episode-0)
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**[00:05] ---**
Hey Koyama, do you have
Mr. Hanazawa’s manuscript?
**[00:09] ---**
Sorry, he said he’ll be
done sometime tonight.
**[00:13] ---**
Guess we have no choice.
**[00:15] ---**
Oh, one more thing.
**[00:18] ---**
When you get
the manuscript,
**[00:20] ---**
tell Mr. Hanazawa
that it will be his last.
**[00:26] ---**
Yes.
It looks good.
**[00:29] ---**
Good work.
**[00:31] ---**
I’ll take the manuscript
home for now,
**[00:33] ---**
then take it directly
to the printers.
**[00:35] ---**
I’m sorry for always
being last minute.
**[00:39] ---**
Not to worry.
**[00:40] ---**
There’s one other
thing I wish to tell you.
**[00:45] ---**
Oh! I also wanted to
tell you something!
**[00:48] ---**
This idea came to me for an exciting turn
of events starting from the next episode!
**[00:53] ---**
It’s science
fiction, after all.
**[00:55] ---**
Whether it be antigravity
or time machines,
**[00:57] ---**
I believe it’s my job to
reinterpret these things
**[01:00] ---**
and make them easier
for everyone to understand,
**[01:02] ---**
in order to give the
children a dream.
**[01:06] ---**
So, about how the
story develops...
**[01:08] ---**
Woah!
Kengo Hanazawa is a genius!
**[01:12] ---**
That is some crazy turn of events.
**[01:14] ---**
How could I possibly tell him
that we’re dropping his series?
**[01:17] ---**
Heck with this job.
**[01:20] ---**
I hope Earth will get crushed
and this world will end.
**[01:25] ---**
Send to
Shogakukan
Editorial Department
Nobuo Koyama
**[01:25] ---**
I'll take it from here.
**[01:27] ---**
Oh, Kadode,
**[01:29] ---**
what about school?
**[01:30] ---**
I was at tutoring school.
**[01:32] ---**
Today is August 31.
**[01:34] ---**
It’s still summer vacation.
**[01:36] ---**
And Dad, you stink of alcohol.
**[01:40] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[01:45] ---**
Isobeyan Comic Series
**[01:46] ---**
We interrupt the regular program
to bring you a newsflash.
**[01:49] ---**
At around 1:30 pm,
**[01:51] ---**
a giant flying object
appeared above Tokyo Bay,
**[01:54] ---**
and currently appears
to be heading north
**[01:56] ---**
at a speed of thirty
kilometers an hour.
**[01:58] ---**
Unidentified
Phenomenon
**[01:58] ---**
WARNING
Unidentified Flying Object Heading
Towards Daiba, Minato City
**[01:58] ---**
I repeat.
At around 1:30 pm,
**[02:01] ---**
a giant flying object
appeared above Tokyo Bay,
**[02:04] ---**
and currently appears
to be heading north
**[02:06] ---**
at a speed of thirty
kilometers an hour.
**[02:07] ---**
Smaller flying objects
have just exited the saucer!
**[02:12] ---**
Due to the declaration
of a state of emergency,
**[02:15] ---**
entry to all 23 wards
of Tokyo is prohibited.
**[02:18] ---**
There are currently fires erupting
in various parts of the city,
**[02:20] ---**
-Sir...
-and the situation is very chaotic.
**[02:22] ---**
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
**[02:40] ---**
Episode 0
**[02:47] ---**
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
**[02:59] ---**
Daddy!
**[03:03] ---**
Kadode.
**[03:05] ---**
Sorry to leave you alone.
**[03:10] ---**
Nobuo.
Nobuo? Nobuo!
**[03:12] ---**
Kadode...
**[03:14] ---**
Nobuo! Nobuo!
**[03:17] ---**
Nobuo!
**[03:23] ---**
I can’t find
Sumie anywhere!
**[03:27] ---**
Hako!
**[03:29] ---**
Kimi, did you
find my sister?
**[03:31] ---**
Not at all.
**[03:33] ---**
Does the fact her location information
is cut off mean she’s outside?
**[03:39] ---**
Kadode?
**[03:42] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[03:45] ---**
Who are you guys?
**[03:48] ---**
And, also,
**[03:51] ---**
where am I?
**[03:59] ---**
Oh.
**[04:01] ---**
Um, excuse me for a moment.
**[04:13] ---**
The person inside...
**[04:14] ---**
he died, after all.
**[04:17] ---**
Nobuo Koyama.
**[04:19] ---**
I'm sure you must
be confused, but
**[04:21] ---**
please stay calm
and listen to me.
**[04:23] ---**
More than eight years ago,
you fell unconscious.
**[04:27] ---**
To be exact, your body was taken
over by an invader during that time.
**[04:34] ---**
Eight years?
Invader?
**[04:37] ---**
We are presently
living in a society
**[04:37] ---**
Area B
**[04:40] ---**
far different from
the world you know.
**[04:45] ---**
People call this world
“Eight point three two,
**[04:49] ---**
Show your ID
when leaving
**[04:49] ---**
Third Evacuation Center
B Entrance
**[04:50] ---**
the Never-ending
Summer Break”.
**[05:03] ---**
What's this fog?
**[05:05] ---**
Apparently coming from the debris
of the ruins of the mother ship,
**[05:08] ---**
the effect of F element
energy or something.
**[05:12] ---**
Mother ship?
**[05:13] ---**
The gigantic invader spaceship
that appeared over Tokyo.
**[05:18] ---**
You do at least know
about that, don’t you?
**[05:20] ---**
Unidentified
Phenomenon
**[05:20] ---**
WARNING
Unidentified Flying Object Heading
Towards Daiba, Minato City
**[05:23] ---**
That…
**[05:27] ---**
The catastrophe caused by the mother ship
was on August thirty-first.
**[05:32] ---**
The "Asterisks" that
appeared at the same time
**[05:34] ---**
as the mother ship exploded
four years later ended life.
**[05:37] ---**
That is known as
eight point three two.
**[05:39] ---**
Now we’ve ended up
with this shit-like world.
**[05:44] ---**
Asterisks?
**[05:46] ---**
What's that?
**[05:48] ---**
Those are Asterisks.
**[05:51] ---**
If you touch one,
it’ll kill you instantly,
**[05:53] ---**
so be careful.
**[05:54] ---**
There’s a lot less
compared to before,
**[05:57] ---**
but some are still
flying from some place.
**[06:00] ---**
The shiny fog that appeared out of
nowhere on August 32d,
**[06:04] ---**
this is called the Asterisks that caused
the humanpopulation to decimate.
**[06:08] ---**
At the same time Japan
decided to explode the mothership
**[06:08] ---**
All you need to know about “8.32” in 10 minutes
**[06:08] ---**
Asterisks from
Mainland China arrive
on the westerly winds
**[06:08] ---**
Many evacuees on the Sea
of Japan side are killed
**[06:08] ---**
F Energy from explosion
**[06:08] ---**
Concerns about health damage
**[06:08] ---**
Asterisks
**[06:08] ---**
Move to Sea of Japan side
**[06:08] ---**
America’s new F element weapon
**[06:08] ---**
What is GUFU?
**[06:08] ---**
Damage range following
“Mothership” explosion
**[06:11] ---**
in order to save the
people from the Asterisks.
**[06:14] ---**
So, Japan was able to minimize a great deal
of the damage caused by the Asterick,
**[06:17] ---**
but sadly Tokyo’s city center
did not escape annihilation.
**[06:22] ---**
Kadode!
**[06:24] ---**
You said her
name earlier, too.
**[06:26] ---**
Who is Kadode?
**[06:28] ---**
My daughter.
**[06:29] ---**
You have
a daughter, Nobuo?
**[06:32] ---**
I was always too busy with work
and never really spent time with her.
**[06:36] ---**
She hates me.
**[06:38] ---**
If she were still alive,
**[06:41] ---**
I wish to talk
to her properly.
**[06:44] ---**
Hako!
**[06:50] ---**
Sumie!
**[06:53] ---**
Umeda Third Evacuation Center
B Entrance
**[06:55] ---**
Umeda Third Evacuation Center
B Entrance
**[06:57] ---**
I figured this would
eventually happen.
**[07:00] ---**
Sumie was inviting
everyone here to join
**[07:03] ---**
“New Japan Harmony”
which people found annoying.
**[07:08] ---**
Sumie isn’t the
type to go outside
**[07:11] ---**
on her own while
it’s raining Asterisks.
**[07:14] ---**
What is this
New Japan something?
**[07:17] ---**
“New Japan Harmony”
was originally
**[07:19] ---**
a youth extremist group
called “Youth United Front”.
**[07:23] ---**
Before, they were a group of idiots
who massacred invaders,
**[07:27] ---**
but after eight point three two,
they improved a bit by changing their direction
**[07:31] ---**
and began protecting
the invaders.
**[07:35] ---**
Therefore, I believe parasitic
half-invaders like you, Nobuo,
**[07:38] ---**
would also be among
who they protect.
**[07:41] ---**
Who are these “invaders”?
**[07:45] ---**
The aliens aboard
the mother ship.
**[07:48] ---**
We refer to them
as “invaders”.
**[07:52] ---**
The one who took over
your body is one of them.
**[07:58] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[08:00] ---**
I haven't properly
introduced myself.
**[08:03] ---**
I'm Kimika Ando.
**[08:05] ---**
She’s Hako Shimoda,
whom I’ve known since we were little.
**[08:08] ---**
She’s the younger sister
of the deceased Sumie.
**[08:12] ---**
And you, or rather the person
who was inside you,
**[08:15] ---**
had protected Sumie
and us the whole time.
**[08:19] ---**
I...was
**[08:21] ---**
protecting you?
**[08:23] ---**
Yes.
**[08:24] ---**
That’s why Sumie, Hako and I
were able to live here safely.
**[08:29] ---**
But recently, Nobuo
had been acting strangely,
**[08:33] ---**
so maybe Sumie
was worried
**[08:35] ---**
that Nobuo’s true identity
would be revealed,
**[08:38] ---**
and was anxious to join
"New Japan Harmony".
**[08:43] ---**
Countries continue to engage
in fruitless conflict
**[08:46] ---**
under the pretext
of human survival.
**[08:50] ---**
For us, whose population has
plummeted to one-twentieth,
**[08:54] ---**
the most important thing is
not to fight but to help each other.
**[08:59] ---**
Let's build a new worldview together with
"New Japan Harmony"
**[09:03] ---**
which represents the
Japanese government.
**[09:09] ---**
Is this person a religious
leader or something?
**[09:12] ---**
This guy predicted the mother ship’s
explosion right before it happened, but...
**[09:16] ---**
He’s nothing but an idiot
**[09:18] ---**
who only talks about freedom
and creation with no action.
**[09:21] ---**
But such a person
has become a hero
**[09:23] ---**
to some people
who have lost hope.
**[09:28] ---**
Perhaps even
me right now...
**[09:32] ---**
If I keep watching
stuff like this,
**[09:34] ---**
I’ll end up attracting
attention from those guys.
**[09:37] ---**
Those guys?
**[09:38] ---**
Fujin #9.
**[09:40] ---**
Crazy combat
vehicles powered by AIs.
**[09:43] ---**
They will attack any human
who is not under their control.
**[09:51] ---**
It's about time for dinner.
**[09:56] ---**
Nobuo, you do have your own
smart phone, do you?
**[09:59] ---**
Probably in my pocket.
**[10:09] ---**
Dear Mr. Nobuo,
I’m the one who was inside you.
Eight years ago, I became a parasitic
infestation within you, a dying man.
I moved to Osaka, where I acted and
lived like a human being.
Although I know I was being very selfish,
I was able to enjoy a humble but happy time.
**[10:10] ---**
I'm the one
who was inside you.
**[10:14] ---**
Eight years ago,
**[10:15] ---**
I became a parasitic infestation
within you, a dying man.
**[10:18] ---**
I moved to Osaka,
**[10:20] ---**
where I acted and lived
like a human being.
**[10:23] ---**
Nighttime noise complaints are increasing.
We will take measures as soon as we receive the report.
**[10:24] ---**
Although I know taking
your identity is rude,
**[10:27] ---**
I was able to enjoy a
humble but happy time.
**[10:31] ---**
However, human
life force is tremendous,
**[10:35] ---**
and your consciousness invaded me
in an attempt to regain your body.
**[10:41] ---**
For the past four years
since August thirty-second,
**[10:45] ---**
I have endured with all my
heart to fulfill my mission
**[10:49] ---**
to protect Sumie,
Hako and Kimika.
**[10:52] ---**
To receive rations, activate the management app
and provide proof of identity.
**[10:52] ---**
However, since
Sumie disappeared,
**[10:55] ---**
I have lost my
purpose in living and
**[10:58] ---**
feel my consciousness
rapidly diminishing.
**[11:01] ---**
Once again, I sincerely apologize for
the inconvenience I caused.
**[11:06] ---**
As for your family, Nobuo,
**[11:09] ---**
I have not received any news.
**[11:14] ---**
But I am certain that
they are alive somewhere.
**[11:19] ---**
I wish all of
you good health.
**[11:22] ---**
I wish all of you good health.
**[11:22] ---**
The person inside.
**[11:23] ---**
The person inside.
**[11:30] ---**
Kadode.
**[11:46] ---**
I understand how you feel right now.
You probably want to leave right away.
**[11:51] ---**
But honestly, I don't believe your family
is still alive, Nobuo.
**[11:56] ---**
Besides, we're in Osaka.
**[11:58] ---**
Do you plan to
walk to Tokyo?
**[12:00] ---**
Then do you two plan to
continue living here?
**[12:04] ---**
I can't be expected to believe this stuff
unless I take a look outside.
**[12:11] ---**
If you stay here, you won't starve,
since we do have relief supplies
**[12:14] ---**
Also, this area is
controlled by the U.S.,
**[12:17] ---**
so there are hardly any conflicts
and the Fujin #9s won’t attack.
**[12:22] ---**
It seems peaceful
at first glance,
**[12:25] ---**
but in reality,
a power caste has formed,
**[12:27] ---**
violence and
inequality are spreading,
**[12:29] ---**
and people who don't obey
are forced into forced labor.
**[12:33] ---**
And if that doesn't work...
**[12:40] ---**
But if we can join up
with the New Japan Harmony
**[12:43] ---**
that my sister told us about
**[12:45] ---**
they might accept us.
**[12:49] ---**
I definitely don't
want to just be tamed
**[12:51] ---**
and die without
being able to do anything.
**[12:57] ---**
Nobuo, we’ll go
outside with you.
**[13:19] ---**
From here on, keep an eye
out for those guys.
**[13:22] ---**
The guys you
were talking about?
**[13:24] ---**
Fujin #9.
**[13:25] ---**
Because once we
leave the restricted area,
**[13:27] ---**
we’re no longer subject
to their management.
**[13:30] ---**
But we no longer have any
choice but to proceed forward.
**[13:33] ---**
We’ll go as far as
we can overnight.
**[13:42] ---**
I was able to reach a Kansai
member of New Japan Harmony.
**[13:46] ---**
He says to continue walking to a location
about a day from here by foot.
**[14:09] ---**
Darn. I can’t
walk any further.
**[14:12] ---**
But Kimi, you were the most
excited at the start.
**[14:15] ---**
I'm totally
the indoor type.
**[14:17] ---**
Don't be
so hard on me.
**[14:21] ---**
Huh?
**[14:28] ---**
That thing called Fujin
hasn’t appeared at all.
**[14:31] ---**
We might just be able to
walk all the way to Tokyo.
**[14:35] ---**
First, I’ll get you to the New Japan
Harmony rendezvous point.
**[14:40] ---**
After that...
**[14:42] ---**
Then it’s goodbye
when we get there.
**[14:46] ---**
You're right.
**[14:47] ---**
We plan to arrive there
sometime tonight
**[14:47] ---**
We'll be waiting
at the promised location.
**[14:48] ---**
I need to go to Tokyo
and talk to Kadode.
**[14:56] ---**
However, if Tokyo is really
like you explain it to be,
**[15:02] ---**
that would mean Kadode
hated me to the end.
**[15:06] ---**
I’m sure she’s doing
just fine somewhere.
**[15:09] ---**
Besides, I doubt your
daughter hates you for real.
**[15:15] ---**
Because, you know.
**[15:17] ---**
Girls are complicated.
**[15:28] ---**
Huh?
**[15:31] ---**
New Japan Harmony
**[15:31] ---**
We plan to arrive there sometime tonight.
**[15:31] ---**
Just to be sure, you will be bringing
the “Invader” with you, right?
**[15:39] ---**
That is a communication tool that
is not approved by the government.
**[15:43] ---**
We demand you to launch the management
authentication app immediately.
**[15:49] ---**
Warning.
**[15:50] ---**
We demand you to launch the administrative
authentication app immediately.
**[15:54] ---**
If you do not comply,
we will attack you.
**[15:59] ---**
They’ve started
to shoot again.
**[16:08] ---**
Hako!
**[16:11] ---**
Hako, hang in there!
**[16:16] ---**
Don't worry, Hako!
**[16:17] ---**
The bullet grazed you.
**[16:21] ---**
Hang in there, Hako.
**[16:24] ---**
Hang in there, Hako.
**[16:26] ---**
Hang in there, Hako.
**[16:29] ---**
Hang in there, Hako.
**[16:33] ---**
Just ahead of there.
**[16:39] ---**
Ishima Manufacturing Co., Ltd.
**[16:39] ---**
Office
**[16:44] ---**
Excuse me.
**[16:47] ---**
Who are you talking to?
**[16:48] ---**
The homes here have
been empty for some time.
**[16:56] ---**
Found it.
**[17:00] ---**
She's asleep.
**[17:01] ---**
Is she all right?
**[17:03] ---**
I don’t know much
about medicine.
**[17:06] ---**
But carelessly connecting
to the internet is dangerous.
**[17:09] ---**
She needs to be treated properly
at New Japan Harmony right away.
**[17:16] ---**
Nobuo.
**[17:18] ---**
Yes?
**[17:22] ---**
N-No, never mind.
**[17:24] ---**
Let’s go and look
for something to eat.
**[17:32] ---**
I published that magazine.
**[17:35] ---**
Nobuo,
**[17:36] ---**
The New Heroine of this Era
**[17:36] ---**
Miyoshi
**[17:36] ---**
you were an
manga editor, right?
**[17:40] ---**
Well, something like that.
**[17:43] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[17:44] ---**
when you first appeared,
**[17:48] ---**
in your hand was only
a manga manuscript.
**[17:51] ---**
Manuscript...
**[17:53] ---**
Letters to
Mr. Kengo Hanazawa
**[17:54] ---**
That was
Mr. Hanazawa's manuscript.
**[17:58] ---**
That man has continued writing manga,
even after I was gone.
**[18:04] ---**
Well, naturally, I guess.
**[18:11] ---**
Kimika! Run!
**[18:13] ---**
Not to worry.
**[18:13] ---**
These people are members
of New Japan Harmony.
**[18:18] ---**
That man’s the invader?
**[18:20] ---**
Any traces of parasitism?
**[18:22] ---**
The left side of his face.
**[18:23] ---**
Ah, um…
**[18:26] ---**
I simply escorted
the girls here, so…
**[18:29] ---**
I’m taking you to
the sanctuary now.
**[18:32] ---**
Restrain him.
**[18:40] ---**
Don't be too
rough on him.
**[18:42] ---**
He's a valuable
sample to us.
**[18:44] ---**
Sorry, Nobuo.
**[18:46] ---**
They said accepting us was
conditional upon us handing you over.
**[18:51] ---**
But I thought this would
definitely be better.
**[18:55] ---**
If you follow the orders
of these people, Nobuo,
**[18:57] ---**
you will be protected
in a safe place.
**[18:59] ---**
Protected?
**[19:00] ---**
I don’t need that!
**[19:03] ---**
Hey, stop struggling.
**[19:04] ---**
You'll suffocate.
**[19:06] ---**
Okay, breathe slowly.
**[19:10] ---**
Hey, you said
there’d be no violence.
**[19:31] ---**
Run!
**[19:33] ---**
You’re meeting
your daughter, right?
**[19:46] ---**
Damn!
Don't let him get away!
**[20:00] ---**
Get in!
**[20:11] ---**
Those guys are being
way too desperate!
**[20:26] ---**
If we get this far, we should be
out of their area of influence.
**[20:30] ---**
Sorry for the
late explanation.
**[20:33] ---**
We’re members of the private
security organization “SHIP”.
**[20:37] ---**
We headed here after receiving notice
**[20:40] ---**
that the conflicting New Japan Harmony
would be active in that location.
**[20:44] ---**
Who are you?
A former SES Engineer?
**[20:48] ---**
No, I'm just a...
**[20:51] ---**
Just a manga editor, I guess.
**[20:54] ---**
We're withdrawing
from this area
**[20:57] ---**
and will head in the
direction of Nagoya.
**[20:59] ---**
Nagoya?
**[21:01] ---**
Um, I’ll be getting off here.
**[21:04] ---**
I plan to go to Tokyo.
**[21:06] ---**
Tokyo?
**[21:08] ---**
What part of Tokyo, old man?
**[21:11] ---**
Setagaya.
**[21:13] ---**
My family lives there.
**[21:18] ---**
Most of Tokyo's
twenty-three cities are gone.
**[21:22] ---**
It’s all become
part of Tokyo Bay.
**[21:27] ---**
I understand
your longing to return,
**[21:29] ---**
but I really think
it’s meaningless.
**[21:31] ---**
Besides, we're in the
middle of an operation now,
**[21:34] ---**
so we can’t just release you
without authorization from above.
**[21:39] ---**
So, there you have it.
**[21:40] ---**
Sorry, old man,
**[21:41] ---**
but you’ll
hafta be patient.
**[21:45] ---**
Huh?
**[21:47] ---**
Wait, wait...
**[21:48] ---**
You’re kidding, right?
**[21:49] ---**
Huh? What?
**[21:49] ---**
What’s the matter, Makoto?
**[21:52] ---**
You’re Kadode’s Dad, aren’t you?
**[21:57] ---**
You know Kadode?
**[22:00] ---**
Here. Look here.
**[22:04] ---**
Why do you have this?
**[22:06] ---**
I was with the two of them
during university summer camp.
**[22:10] ---**
University...
**[22:25] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[22:28] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[22:29] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[22:31] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[22:37] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[22:43] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[22:49] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[22:52] ---**
I can see the truth
**[22:53] ---**
I can peek through
**[22:54] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[23:01] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[23:03] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[23:05] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[23:10] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[23:13] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[23:16] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[23:20] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[23:22] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[23:25] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[23:28] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[23:31] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[23:34] ---**
Lovely days
**[23:37] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[23:41] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[23:44] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[23:47] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[23:49] ---**
# E1 - Episode 1
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXN520/episode-1)
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**[00:00] ---**
Today, we are expecting clear skies
throughout the day in the Kanto Region,
**[00:02] ---**
Shimo-Takoido High School
**[00:04] ---**
with shadows in some areas.
“A-Ray” concentration 0.5 percent.
**[00:08] ---**
Today will be another great day
to hang out your laundry.
**[00:11] ---**
The A Counter is today’s one-time special
sale item for the next 24 hours, starting now.
**[00:22] ---**
Kadode.
**[00:23] ---**
Hey, Kadode Koyama
**[00:26] ---**
Huh? Oh, yes!
**[00:30] ---**
Um, well…
**[00:32] ---**
I was only waking you up
because you were asleep.
**[00:35] ---**
If you’re sleepy,
just go home and sleep.
**[00:38] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[00:39] ---**
That goes for the rest of you, too.
If you’re gonna sleep, you can go home.
**[00:42] ---**
Entrance Exams are coming up.
**[00:44] ---**
Rather than paying
attention to what I say in class,
**[00:46] ---**
direct your entire focus
on studying for the exams.
**[00:47] ---**
Gone chillin'
Oran Nakagawa
**[00:54] ---**
All right,
today’s class is over.
**[00:56] ---**
Oh, Kadode,
can I have a word?
**[01:01] ---**
HISTORY QUIZ
**[01:01] ---**
Kadode Koyama
**[01:01] ---**
Eurasian Continental culture has
a strong self-cohesive force
**[01:01] ---**
Subprime Loan
**[01:02] ---**
Are you purposely trying to get
borderline passing grades on your tests?
**[01:06] ---**
It doesn’t make sense that
**[01:08] ---**
you’d get good grades on the mock entrance exams,
then do badly on the in-school tests.
**[01:13] ---**
Please allow me to not
make sense at times.
**[01:19] ---**
Well, you’re free to
do as you wish, Kadode,
**[01:21] ---**
but I think it’s a waste.
**[01:23] ---**
I don’t think I can go to college
in my situation right now.
**[01:27] ---**
Then do you plan to work
when you graduate?
**[01:29] ---**
That's right!
**[01:31] ---**
I'm gonna be a company slave.
**[01:34] ---**
That’s a funny-looking backpack.
**[01:35] ---**
It’s “Isobeyan”.
**[01:37] ---**
I know.
**[01:39] ---**
He's a mushroom-man
who came from the distant future
**[01:41] ---**
to find happiness
for the lazy Debeko.
**[01:45] ---**
I know.
**[01:47] ---**
He takes out secret tools from
his Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.
**[01:51] ---**
I know.
**[01:53] ---**
His favorite food is Isobeyaki,
mochi with seaweed.
**[01:56] ---**
I know all that.
**[01:57] ---**
What would you do if you could fly freely
in the sky, Mr. Watarase?
**[02:02] ---**
That will be a dream come true, but it’s
something that only happens in manga comics.
**[02:06] ---**
What’s wrong about
having a dream?!
**[02:08] ---**
Nobody knows what
awaits us in the future.
**[02:12] ---**
That’s Debeko’s line.
**[02:14] ---**
The future, huh?
**[02:20] ---**
There can’t be any such
convenient future, can there?
**[02:35] ---**
What are you doing, Ai?
**[02:37] ---**
Kiho is about
to ask someone out.
**[02:39] ---**
What are your chances?
**[02:40] ---**
Rin, my rule of thumb is to never take on
a challenge if the odds are against me.
**[02:44] ---**
Then hurry and talk to him.
**[02:46] ---**
Kohiruimaki
is looking pretty uneasy.
**[02:49] ---**
What did Ontan say?
**[02:51] ---**
She says she’s not
interested in any farce.
**[02:53] ---**
How dare she…
**[02:55] ---**
I’m gonna enjoy life
in the real world!
**[02:59] ---**
Due to the new-type bomb
dropped by the U.S. Army,
**[03:02] ---**
Ota Ward has been polluted
with high-density A Ray.
**[03:05] ---**
Although small amounts, levels continue
to be measured within Tokyo Prefecture.
**[03:08] ---**
When we return from commercials,
we will have coverage of
**[03:11] ---**
today’s press conference held
by Defense Minister Kaminari.
**[03:14] ---**
La-la-la
**[03:16] ---**
I love you so
much, Isobeyan.
**[03:22] ---**
That sound again?
**[03:24] ---**
How was it?
**[03:26] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[03:27] ---**
You were saying that today,
**[03:28] ---**
you’re finally going to lick
Watarase’s cute pink nipples.
**[03:33] ---**
I never said such a thing,
**[03:35] ---**
and I never had that opportunity
to lay a finger on him today, either.
**[03:39] ---**
If you can’t lay a finger on him,
show him your boobs.
**[03:42] ---**
You're missing the point.
**[03:46] ---**
Seriously?
**[03:48] ---**
Seriously.
**[04:01] ---**
Ever since that thing
appeared that summer,
**[04:05] ---**
the big shot adults were saying
that everything has changed.
**[04:10] ---**
I, on the other hand, am discontent
with the lack of changes with my daily life.
**[04:18] ---**
Looking back now, I realize that no change
at all is it's own kind of happiness.
**[04:26] ---**
Episode 1
**[04:36] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[04:39] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[04:40] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[04:42] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[04:48] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[04:54] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[05:00] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[05:03] ---**
I can see the truth
**[05:04] ---**
I can peek through
**[05:05] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[05:12] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[05:14] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[05:16] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[05:21] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[05:25] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[05:27] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[05:31] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[05:33] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[05:36] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[05:39] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[05:42] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[05:45] ---**
Lovely days
**[05:48] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[05:52] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[05:55] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[05:58] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[06:03] ---**
3 years ago
**[06:29] ---**
Tateyama Base
**[06:34] ---**
August 31st, Wednesday
**[06:38] ---**
An earthquake?
**[06:39] ---**
We have no report of
any earthquake, sir!
**[06:39] ---**
NO WARNING
NO WARNING
**[06:44] ---**
A tsunami has been observed
at the number two sea fort of
**[06:46] ---**
Misaki Port’s Shinyamashita tide station!
**[06:48] ---**
It appears that many buildings in the Ito and
Mera districts have also been damaged!
**[06:51] ---**
Manager, above us!
**[06:54] ---**
Visuals on an
unidentified projectile!
**[07:33] ---**
Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
**[07:34] ---**
A mysterious projectile above the
Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?
**[07:36] ---**
Total length five
thousand meters?!
**[07:40] ---**
2039 days until
Tokyo Expo
**[07:41] ---**
The flying saucer is headed toward Tokyo Bay
at a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.
**[07:44] ---**
Prime Minister's Cabinet Room
**[07:44] ---**
Prime Minister
Katsuaki Ogino
**[07:45] ---**
Although it's yet to be confirmed,
**[07:47] ---**
we cannot rule out the possibility that
this object may not be from Earth.
**[07:50] ---**
Put in a request immediately
to the heads of
**[07:53] ---**
the U.S., China and
South Korea to dispatch forces.
**[07:55] ---**
Mr. Prime Minister,
the Okinawa U.S. Army Base says
**[07:57] ---**
they have already dispatched a B-52 for
the purpose of an advance reconnaissance.
**[08:00] ---**
Prime Minister
Katsuaki Ogino
**[08:04] ---**
First thing after
inauguration...and this?
**[08:10] ---**
As a result of the appearance
of the disk-shaped object,
**[08:12] ---**
WARNING Unidentified
Flying Object in Minato City
**[08:12] ---**
Unidentified Phenomenon
**[08:12] ---**
Predicted Course of
the Unidentified Flying Object
**[08:13] ---**
many buildings have been
damaged in the Tateyama Region.
**[08:13] ---**
Footage from Viewer
**[08:16] ---**
The flying saucer is currently headed
in the direction of Kawasaki.
**[08:16] ---**
BREAKING NEWS Unidentified Flying Object Flies
Through Minato City, Daiba and Ota City
**[08:16] ---**
Unidentified Phenomenon
**[08:16] ---**
Predicted Course of
the Unidentified Flying Object
**[08:19] ---**
Haneda Airport has
been completely closed.
**[08:21] ---**
All Japan Rail routes
have also stopped running.
**[08:23] ---**
Info on
Unidentified Flying Object
**[08:23] ---**
Right now, evacuation notices
have been issued for the following areas.
**[08:27] ---**
Minato City, Shinagawa City, Ota City, Shibuya City,
Meguro City and parts of Kawasaki City.
**[08:28] ---**
Evacuation Area
**[08:28] ---**
Minato City
**[08:29] ---**
Shinagawa City
**[08:29] ---**
Ota City
**[08:29] ---**
Shibuya City
**[08:29] ---**
Meguro City
**[08:29] ---**
Kawasaki City
**[08:33] ---**
Oh, a flying object has just
come out of the flying saucer!
**[08:38] ---**
Two elderly citizens are
refusing to evacuate.
**[08:41] ---**
Continue persuading them.
**[08:43] ---**
The U.S. Army are determined
to attack fifteen minutes
**[08:45] ---**
if the Mother Ship ignores orders to stop!
**[08:49] ---**
Are they seriously
going to attack?
**[08:51] ---**
Above this urban area?
**[09:21] ---**
LIVE 3 Yrs After 8/31
**[09:21] ---**
Ota City, Tokyo
**[09:21] ---**
A Protest in Front of Kamata Station
**[09:22] ---**
Three years ago,
**[09:23] ---**
this city of Kamata also incurred damages
when the U.S. Army’s bomber dropped their new bomb.
**[09:28] ---**
Protests against these
attacks have taken place
**[09:30] ---**
in the form of demonstrations
to demand compensation
**[09:33] ---**
as well as claims against
the infringement of sunshine rights.
**[09:35] ---**
Victims of the August 31 incident,
**[09:37] ---**
including passengers of commercial airline
and people in collapsed buildings, total 5,200.
**[09:43] ---**
We still do not know where this
Mothership came from, what their purpose is,
**[09:47] ---**
or if there are any
living beings aboard that ship.
**[09:48] ---**
Okonomiyaki
Teppei
**[09:51] ---**
A Protest in Front
of Kamata Station
**[09:51] ---**
This unidentified giant flying object is
proceeding at a speed of five kilometers per hour.
**[09:55] ---**
“How should I put it…”
**[09:56] ---**
“His tastes in music and
movies are the same as mine.
**[10:00] ---**
It’s so important to
have the same values.”
**[10:04] ---**
Give me a break!
**[10:06] ---**
Then go ahead and exchange rutting
poems to each other with the use of
**[10:09] ---**
-social media for the rest of your life!
**[10:10] ---**
-Here you go, Ontan.
**[10:11] ---**
That cutesy fuzzy
feeling grosses me out!
**[10:13] ---**
Hey, hey,
you know what?
**[10:15] ---**
It’s not like I’m trying to earn
your sympathy or anything!
**[10:18] ---**
If you were only more like Kadode,
**[10:20] ---**
the way she straightforwardly talks about
wanting to sleep with her teacher.
**[10:23] ---**
I never said that.
**[10:25] ---**
Will somebody
please shut her up?
**[10:27] ---**
You’re merely a follower.
**[10:31] ---**
You get this tiny piece.
**[10:33] ---**
How come?!
**[10:34] ---**
There’s not much I can
do with you being annoyed.
**[10:37] ---**
Get a boyfriend first, then we
can talk more on this subject.
**[10:41] ---**
A Protest in Front
of Kamata Station
**[10:41] ---**
Putting others down
because you can’t relate is so childish.
**[10:46] ---**
Love… is this magic that allows
people to become a bit more adult.
**[10:54] ---**
Saucy girl!
**[10:56] ---**
Kadode, would you please
go ahead and kill her!
**[11:01] ---**
Oran Nakagawa!
**[11:02] ---**
I will continue refuting
you tomorrow as well!
**[11:04] ---**
Bye-bye boo!
**[11:13] ---**
How's your mother doing?
**[11:16] ---**
She's always sleeping.
**[11:18] ---**
Want me to drop by your place?
**[11:20] ---**
That's okay.
**[11:49] ---**
Ontan, what would you do if
you could fly freely in the sky?
**[11:52] ---**
Must be cold.
**[11:56] ---**
But you know,
I won’t succumb to anything.
**[11:59] ---**
Not until I destroy this world
full of deceit and pretense.
**[12:03] ---**
I’m gonna have those
tame pigs realize one day, for sure,
**[12:08] ---**
that the real threat to humanity
is not some group of invaders but me.
**[12:13] ---**
You’re right.
**[12:14] ---**
Let’s do our best.
**[12:15] ---**
You’re making fun of me aren’t you?
**[12:31] ---**
I'm home!
**[12:34] ---**
These are the vegetables
I ordered from Okinawa.
They're uncontaminated.
Heat them up for dinner.
**[12:35] ---**
"These are the vegetables I ordered from Okinawa.
They're uncontaminated. Heat them up for dinner."
**[12:45] ---**
Mom, are you feeling all right?
**[12:48] ---**
Oh, welcome back.
**[12:50] ---**
Sorry, I already ate so I’ll
have the vegetables tomorrow…
**[12:53] ---**
I'm going to
the hospital tomorrow.
**[12:55] ---**
You get a check-up
as well, Kadode.
**[12:57] ---**
I...
**[13:00] ---**
The levels of A-Ray residue from
the Mother Ship continue to be low,
**[13:02] ---**
Effect of A-Ray on Human Body
**[13:02] ---**
Defense Minister Kaminari Press Conference
**[13:04] ---**
and therefore it is very unlikely to
have any effect on the human body.
**[13:08] ---**
“Unlikely to have any effect”?
**[13:10] ---**
Absolutely not.
**[13:21] ---**
Darn. Take this. Ugh.
**[13:39] ---**
Kadode,
**[13:40] ---**
here’s the stuffed doll you wanted.
**[13:46] ---**
Shunei School Setagaya
**[13:46] ---**
3 years ago
**[13:48] ---**
I don't think
I can take this anymore.
**[13:50] ---**
The reason being, today is the
final day of summer vacation
**[13:53] ---**
and I haven’t finished
the homework I was given.
**[13:56] ---**
I finished all of
my homework.
**[13:58] ---**
You’re kidding!
**[14:00] ---**
You can copy from
my homework if you want.
**[14:01] ---**
For real?
**[14:02] ---**
You’re suddenly
looking really cute, Ontan.
**[14:05] ---**
However, should your
procrastination become worse,
**[14:08] ---**
leading to you failing your entrance exams,
and you end up suffering from an academic complex,
**[14:13] ---**
don’t expect any sympathy from me.
**[14:16] ---**
Forget it.
**[14:18] ---**
I'll do it myself.
**[14:19] ---**
WE BRING WATER TO YOU
**[14:19] ---**
Bureau of Waterworks
Tokyo Metropolitan Government
**[14:21] ---**
But even if I tried super hard,
**[14:23] ---**
got into a top high school
and then a top university,
**[14:27] ---**
Japan will fall into an even worse recession,
**[14:28] ---**
the economy completely collapses,
the declining birthrate and aging society continues,
**[14:32] ---**
I will end up becoming a
corporate slave of an evil company.
**[14:35] ---**
And abnormal weather will
lead to Tokyo becoming a desert,
**[14:38] ---**
then I will practically live
on as a citizen of the Moon.
**[14:43] ---**
Looking forward to that!
**[14:45] ---**
“What in the world is a
person’s life, anyway?
**[14:47] ---**
No, thinking about
such things is barren.”
**[14:51] ---**
Such thoughts
crossed Kadode’s mind.
**[14:53] ---**
That’s right.
**[14:54] ---**
If I had the time to be thinking about such
things, I should be doing my homework.
**[14:58] ---**
We did promise that we’d enter
the same high school, after all, didn’t we?
**[15:00] ---**
But today is the release date for access to the
new map available to premium members only.
**[15:07] ---**
In other words…
**[15:08] ---**
It’s gonna start getting serious
starting this evening!
**[15:10] ---**
I mean, what else can I say, right?
**[15:12] ---**
I’ll allow that!
**[15:14] ---**
We shall meet
again on the battlefield.
**[15:19] ---**
Ontan, cover me!
**[15:24] ---**
I'm dead.
**[15:30] ---**
Huh?
**[15:31] ---**
Was there a tremor.
**[15:36] ---**
Huh?
**[15:42] ---**
Hey Dad.
**[15:43] ---**
Ask before you come in.
**[15:46] ---**
It's a war.
**[15:48] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[15:49] ---**
This is a war game I’m playing.
**[15:51] ---**
No, a war is gonna start in Japan.
**[15:55] ---**
Maybe.
**[15:57] ---**
Why?
**[15:58] ---**
WARNING Unidentified
Flying Object in Minato City
**[15:58] ---**
Unidentified Phenomenon
**[15:58] ---**
Predicted Course of
the Unidentified Flying Object
**[15:58] ---**
Due to the appearance of
the giant disc-shaped object,
**[16:01] ---**
many buildings in the Tateyama
district have been damaged.
**[16:05] ---**
Next, reporting live from Odaiba.
**[16:07] ---**
The giant flying saucer is slowly proceeding
from above the sea in this direction.
**[16:07] ---**
WARNING Unidentified
Flying Object in Minato City
**[16:07] ---**
Unidentified Phenomenon
**[16:12] ---**
Huh? This is pretty bad, isn’t it?
**[16:16] ---**
Hello?
**[16:17] ---**
Oh, I was just
about to call you, too.
**[16:20] ---**
I sent Mr. Hanazawa's manuscript
by motorcycle courier to the printers.
**[16:25] ---**
Can you confirm that it it arrived?
**[16:28] ---**
I’m heading to the
editorial department myself.
**[16:30] ---**
Huh?
**[16:32] ---**
Are you heading to work, Dad?
**[16:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:37] ---**
What about Mom?
**[16:39] ---**
She said she’s going to the
supermarket to stock up on toilet paper.
**[16:50] ---**
What's this sound?
**[16:53] ---**
Kadode, do not leave this house.
**[16:58] ---**
I'll be back before evening.
**[17:05] ---**
He’s not coming back, is he?
**[17:09] ---**
Marukawa Clinic
**[17:11] ---**
Kadode.
**[17:12] ---**
Sorry I’m late.
**[17:13] ---**
I just could not get off work.
**[17:15] ---**
No, it’s all right.
**[17:16] ---**
My friend gave me a ride.
**[17:18] ---**
Oh! You’re Oran, right?
**[17:21] ---**
I'm Takabatake.
**[17:23] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[17:24] ---**
Pleasure.
**[17:27] ---**
Miss Koyama.
**[17:28] ---**
Health Check Up Results
Marukawa Clinic
**[17:29] ---**
About your mother.
**[17:32] ---**
She’s perfectly fine, like always.
**[17:36] ---**
There are many people
like your mother who come
**[17:39] ---**
for a checkup because they
get worried about this and that.
**[17:42] ---**
Doctor.
**[17:43] ---**
In order to relieve her
from her basic anxiety,
**[17:46] ---**
would it be better to completely
change her environment?
**[17:50] ---**
Who is this person?
**[17:51] ---**
-My name is Takabatake.
-Oh…Huh?
**[17:53] ---**
I’m planning to marry
Manami in the near future.
**[17:56] ---**
Huh?!
**[18:02] ---**
I was wondering when
to make the announcement.
**[18:05] ---**
Because Nobuo...
**[18:06] ---**
Oh, um, your father has…
**[18:09] ---**
well…
**[18:11] ---**
not been found yet, right?
**[18:16] ---**
It might still be too soon.
**[18:19] ---**
No.
**[18:20] ---**
I don't think Dad would want
Mom left alone for too long.
**[18:25] ---**
My mother isn’t perfect, but
please take good care of her.
**[18:40] ---**
Did Takabatake have
a chance to tell you?
**[18:43] ---**
Oh. Yes.
**[18:44] ---**
Congratulations.
**[18:45] ---**
You know, a friend of Takabatake is
creating this village of self-sufficient living.
**[18:52] ---**
It’s a wonderful place where
everybody supports each other.
**[18:55] ---**
There is no pollution there.
**[18:58] ---**
The three of us will move there there
once you graduate from high school.
**[19:04] ---**
I don’t want to.
**[19:05] ---**
Huh?
**[19:07] ---**
I don’t think I want to go there.
**[19:10] ---**
Are you being serious?
**[19:12] ---**
If you refuse because you
“think” you don’t want to,
**[19:14] ---**
do you realize the position
you’re putting your mother in?
**[19:16] ---**
I’m planning this because
I worry about your health!
**[19:19] ---**
Continuing to live in
Tokyo would be suicide!
**[19:23] ---**
You decide to talk
to me as a mother,
**[19:26] ---**
after I gave up on going to university
so I could support the family.
**[19:30] ---**
And you suddenly talk about going to
this place that I really don’t understand.
**[19:34] ---**
You only don’t understand because
you’re too stupid to understand, Kadode!
**[19:37] ---**
Manami.
**[19:39] ---**
You can do as you wish
with your own life, Mom,
**[19:41] ---**
but I think you’re being
arrogant to try and
**[19:43] ---**
control the lives of others
because you wanna live longer.
**[19:46] ---**
I’m shocked.
**[19:47] ---**
Are you telling your own
mother to hurry up and die?
**[19:51] ---**
That’s not it.
**[19:53] ---**
That’s not what I mean, but…
**[19:55] ---**
Oran, stop the car.
**[19:59] ---**
Stop it.
**[20:00] ---**
Stop the car.
**[20:02] ---**
I’m telling you to
stop the car, damn it!
**[20:11] ---**
I'm walking home.
**[20:13] ---**
Kadode, don't worry
about tuition fees.
**[20:17] ---**
I'll do what I can so
you can go to university...
**[20:19] ---**
Takabatake!
**[20:23] ---**
I’ll try my best
**[20:24] ---**
so that soon you’ll
feel comfortable
**[20:27] ---**
calling me Dad.
**[20:39] ---**
What a relief.
**[20:40] ---**
If she gets married again
and moves somewhere,
**[20:42] ---**
that would help me greatly.
**[20:44] ---**
Because Mom
is such a nuisance.
**[20:47] ---**
Boy, I'm such a
heartless daughter.
**[20:50] ---**
I'm probably an
inherently unhealthy,
**[20:53] ---**
ephemeral,
wrong type of human being.
**[21:02] ---**
Sorry that I made
you uncomfortable.
**[21:05] ---**
Let's eat!
**[21:06] ---**
My treat today!
**[21:21] ---**
Ontan,
**[21:22] ---**
want some ice cream, too?
**[22:20] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[22:27] ---**
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
**[22:30] ---**
It's the end of the world
**[22:32] ---**
Beyond human control, lol, lol
**[22:36] ---**
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
**[22:38] ---**
Showered by distortion
**[22:39] ---**
Under restriction here
**[22:41] ---**
Even self-questioning
**[22:43] ---**
Hey, can you hear me?
**[22:45] ---**
I know everything
**[22:46] ---**
Now, don't stop
**[22:48] ---**
Let's go
**[22:49] ---**
I wanna be WITH YOU
**[22:50] ---**
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
**[22:53] ---**
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
**[22:57] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[23:03] ---**
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
**[23:10] ---**
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
**[23:17] ---**
My absolute sanctum I hold up
**[23:20] ---**
Doesn't scare me anymore
**[23:23] ---**
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
**[23:31] ---**
The earth's broken down
**[23:34] ---**
Let's fly in the sky together
**[23:37] ---**
I won't let you go
**[23:43] ---**
See ya
**[23:45] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
# E2 - Episode 2
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**[00:03] ---**
Whoa, Kiho.
**[00:04] ---**
Showing off first thing in the morning?
**[00:07] ---**
That Kiho. After I told her repeatedly never to
turn her back on the enemy in the battlefield.
**[00:12] ---**
From this distance, my AK will
drop her with one shot to the head.
**[00:17] ---**
I’m surprised you seem
to be a bit jealous of her.
**[00:19] ---**
No. Disgusting. Disgusting.
**[00:22] ---**
Episode 2
**[00:32] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[00:35] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[00:36] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[00:38] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[00:44] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[00:50] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[00:56] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[00:59] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:00] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:01] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:08] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:10] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:12] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:17] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[01:21] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[01:23] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[01:27] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[01:29] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[01:32] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[01:35] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[01:38] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[01:41] ---**
Lovely days
**[01:44] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[01:48] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[01:51] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[01:54] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[01:57] ---**
Crashed Small Saucer on Autopilot
**[01:57] ---**
LIVE
**[01:57] ---**
Suginami City, Tokyo
**[01:57] ---**
Small Saucer Crashes Into a Residential Area
**[01:58] ---**
One small flying saucer has
crashed in Nishi-Eifuku, Suginami City.
**[02:02] ---**
According to the government's
Unidentified Flying Object Task Force,
**[02:05] ---**
there was nobody on board.
It was driven automatically.
**[02:10] ---**
Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
**[02:10] ---**
This is an image from the
on-site surveillance camera.
**[02:13] ---**
The U.S. Army has retrieved the bodies
believed to be of crew onboard.
**[02:16] ---**
Not even the prime minister has
been notified about this hostile presence.
**[02:22] ---**
Furthermore, although we’re not sure what it is yet,
but they also took this object with them.
**[02:27] ---**
Once again, the U.S. Army has
exclusivity on all information.
**[02:30] ---**
They say they want to research
jointly with Japan, then this? That’s so selfish.
**[02:34] ---**
Even that new-type bomb they dropped on
August 31st even though we didn’t request it.
**[02:40] ---**
I can only imagine they did that
because they wanted to experiment.
**[02:42] ---**
Ms. Takahata, watch what you say.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm sorry, sir...
**[02:50] ---**
Any changes to the zero field?
**[02:51] ---**
No changes.
**[02:52] ---**
Other than the U.S. Army inspection
apparatus disappearing three days ago.
**[02:56] ---**
It’s been three years since
the mothership appeared.
**[02:59] ---**
If their purpose was to invade,
they would’ve attacked in some way by now,
**[03:03] ---**
but they have been
almost completely silent.
**[03:05] ---**
They occasionally send
out reconnaissance aircraft-like
**[03:08] ---**
small flying saucers,
then bring them back in.
**[03:11] ---**
There’s always the chance that
one could crash again like this one.
**[03:15] ---**
Fortunately, no one
was injured, but still.
**[03:18] ---**
When will the new
weapon be complete?
**[03:19] ---**
SES Corp
**[03:22] ---**
I'm Takarada, manager of
the "Fujin" development project.
**[03:25] ---**
I'm Chief Cabinet Secretary Izumida.
**[03:28] ---**
I'm Defense Minister Kaminari.
**[03:30] ---**
Thank you for coming
all the way out here.
**[03:33] ---**
I will have Sumaru from our
Development Center Public Relations Office
**[03:36] ---**
give you an explanation.
**[03:38] ---**
Original: Walkboy
**[03:38] ---**
Sports Walkboy
**[03:39] ---**
We are the core company
of Santilli Elements Group,
**[03:43] ---**
operating mainly in the
entertainment business.
**[03:47] ---**
The “Fujin” project began with the robotic
pets we had developed for the toy market.
**[03:53] ---**
Due to the rising workforce demand, our research
soon progressed into larger-scale models.
**[03:57] ---**
Together with a private military
company in the Middle East
**[04:00] ---**
and a research team that developed
our laser interception system,
**[04:04] ---**
we were able to complete a
working prototype in just three years.
**[04:09] ---**
This “Fujin Type 6” specializes in
straight-line close-range combat,
**[04:13] ---**
instantly destroying and burning its target.
**[04:21] ---**
In other words, with the “Fujin”
when one of those small crafts appear,
**[04:25] ---**
it would prevent it from
crashing into the urban area.
**[04:29] ---**
But I imagine considerable legislation
would be required if it were to be used in Tokyo.
**[04:35] ---**
We’re in a state of emergency now.
**[04:37] ---**
We must quickly remove the threat above us.
So that we can hold the Tokyo Expo.
**[04:43] ---**
I certainly hope we will be receiving an increase
in defense spending for the next fiscal year.
**[04:53] ---**
Yesterday I was up all night
having a debate with Kohiruimaki
**[04:58] ---**
about the interpretation
of a certain musician's lyrics.
**[05:01] ---**
Oh. A dimwit couple who can only
have superficial conversations.
**[05:06] ---**
I don’t have to take that from you guys
who play battle games every night.
**[05:10] ---**
How dare you!
**[05:12] ---**
Oran, would you happen to be jealous?
**[05:17] ---**
Argh! Ontan died!
**[05:21] ---**
I've resurrected.
**[05:23] ---**
What a relief.
**[05:25] ---**
Kiho. I’ll tell you this
to save my own honor.
**[05:29] ---**
Even for me, one day,
arriving on a white horse…
**[05:31] ---**
A what on a horse?
**[05:33] ---**
An armored warrior…
**[05:35] ---**
An armored warrior?
**[05:37] ---**
…will destroy the village of the river imp!
**[05:40] ---**
Ai, Rin. Say something!
**[05:42] ---**
Huh?
**[05:44] ---**
What I wanna know is,
Rin, what are you staring at?
**[05:47] ---**
Rin’s absentmindedness is
from when she was little.
**[05:51] ---**
I... I...
**[05:55] ---**
…love Boys’ Love.
**[05:59] ---**
We are currently at the scene of
the small flying saucer
**[06:02] ---**
crash in Nishi Eifuku, Suginami City.
**[06:04] ---**
There appear to have been
no injuries to nearby residents.
**[06:06] ---**
According to the government,
no crew members were on board this time...
**[06:09] ---**
You’ve decided to study
for the exam after all?
**[06:11] ---**
Yes. Things happened
that changed my mind.
**[06:14] ---**
That’s great. All the best.
**[06:21] ---**
Um…
**[06:21] ---**
Hm?
**[06:22] ---**
I… I’m thinking of going to the
same university you did, Mr. Watarase.
**[06:26] ---**
Faculty of sociology, right?
**[06:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:30] ---**
What exactly does that…
**[06:31] ---**
If you’re interested,
I’ll bring you some books on sociology.
**[06:36] ---**
C-Can I go and get them now?
**[06:39] ---**
Huh? To my place?
**[06:42] ---**
Well, I don’t mind, but there
are still things I need to finish here.
**[06:46] ---**
I’ll wait!
Yes, I will wait here for you!
**[06:50] ---**
Baruta
@Usin'PasmonLikeCrazy
**[06:50] ---**
I see it from my company lollllllll
**[06:52] ---**
Best Post
**[06:55] ---**
No way.
**[06:56] ---**
No way.
**[06:58] ---**
No way. This is serious.
**[07:03] ---**
Kadode!
**[07:04] ---**
A flying saucer fell nearby,
so we’re gonna go and poke fun at it, darn it!
**[07:11] ---**
Sorry. I can't go today.
**[07:15] ---**
It’s really rare to be able to
observe this at such close proximity!
**[07:19] ---**
So we’ve got no choice but to go!
**[07:21] ---**
Sorry. Just not today.
**[07:24] ---**
Huh? Why not?
**[07:27] ---**
Oh. Like, Watarase stuff?
**[07:32] ---**
Oh. I get it.
**[07:35] ---**
Not to worry. I’ll go alone.
**[07:40] ---**
Hanyanya Fuwaaa.
Good luck, good luck.
**[07:51] ---**
Hey, big one and small one!
**[07:55] ---**
An event is upon us!
**[07:57] ---**
You’re joining my flying saucer mission
right now. We have no time to waste.
**[08:01] ---**
Huh?
**[08:01] ---**
What about Kadode?
**[08:03] ---**
She became a monster of
lust and fell into darkness.
**[08:07] ---**
I’m on my way to my parents’ place.
**[08:10] ---**
Oh, so they haven’t moved yet.
**[08:14] ---**
Demoto
**[08:15] ---**
Yeah. They insist on staying while
their living costs are subsidized.
**[08:17] ---**
Demoto
**[08:20] ---**
Saying their house was
destroyed because of the A-bomb.
**[08:24] ---**
Personally, I feel uneasy staying
at our relative’s place for any longer.
**[08:30] ---**
Especially with my
five younger brothers.
**[08:34] ---**
I’m going with Ai,
so the flying saucer…
**[08:37] ---**
Roger that.
**[08:39] ---**
Oh, leave your bicycle
over there somewhere.
**[08:42] ---**
You live pretty close.
**[08:45] ---**
Because I can’t
stand getting up early.
**[08:48] ---**
Yeah, just as I had imagined.
**[08:50] ---**
Living in a cramped room.
**[08:52] ---**
Shut up.
**[08:54] ---**
Living costs have come down,
**[08:55] ---**
but rent is still expensive within
the twenty-three cities of Tokyo.
**[08:59] ---**
The books here are on sociology.
Take them all.
**[09:02] ---**
It’s not like I’ll be reading them again.
**[09:05] ---**
No… that…
**[09:08] ---**
That would…defeat its purpose.
**[09:14] ---**
No way. Come on.
**[09:16] ---**
A man in his thirties trying to look pretty?
That’s so cute!
**[09:19] ---**
No, no.
Why would I be using that?
**[09:24] ---**
Yeah. That’s what I thought.
**[09:27] ---**
Do you mind if I went
to the school board saying
**[09:31] ---**
I was forced into a room
by a lewd teacher?
**[09:33] ---**
Seriously, don’t do that sorta thing.
**[09:35] ---**
There’s too much I would lose from that.
**[09:38] ---**
Like my job, and my job.
And also… my job…
**[09:42] ---**
You might think I’m a boring guy.
**[09:45] ---**
You’re not boring.
**[09:48] ---**
I envy you for having
something you don’t want to lose.
**[09:52] ---**
I have absolutely nothing.
**[09:57] ---**
I just kinda wing it every day.
It’s like being alive is a joke.
**[10:02] ---**
I've always been an
unscrupulous person.
**[10:04] ---**
Even during “August 31st”
a part of me was hoping
**[10:09] ---**
that whatever crew who might be on that
flying saucer would do something incredible.
**[10:16] ---**
Because I have nothing that
would inconvenience me by losing it.
**[10:19] ---**
I wouldn’t mind it if they went
around and destroyed everything.
**[10:27] ---**
Wear your helmet or
we could get into trouble.
**[10:29] ---**
What? But I put my hair up.
**[10:35] ---**
Please continue walking
so you don’t obstruct traffic.
**[10:54] ---**
You have nothing that would
inconvenience you by losing it, huh?
**[10:57] ---**
We’re reporting live from the scene
of the small flying saucer
**[10:58] ---**
Nishieifuku, Suginami City
**[11:00] ---**
crash in Nishi Eifuku, Suginami City.
**[11:01] ---**
But you would rather not find
yourself in danger because of invaders
**[11:06] ---**
that we’re not sure even exist, do you?
**[11:09] ---**
If it comes to that,
I’m sure Ontan will come and save me.
**[11:13] ---**
Ontan? Oh, Nakagawa.
**[11:17] ---**
Back in grade school, the boys in
my class gave me the nickname “Demon”.
**[11:23] ---**
...yama
**[11:23] ---**
Kadode
**[11:23] ---**
Demon
**[11:24] ---**
They would say,
“Demons are enemies of humanity!”
**[11:27] ---**
But I did nothing wrong.
**[11:28] ---**
Koyama
**[11:28] ---**
Kadode
**[11:28] ---**
Demon
**[11:32] ---**
However, only Ontan
was on my side at all times.
**[11:40] ---**
To be honest, there are still times when
I have no idea what she’s talking about,
**[11:44] ---**
but to me, Ontan is an “absolute”.
**[11:52] ---**
Come on.
**[11:53] ---**
Koyama, so you do have something
important that you mustn’t lose.
**[11:59] ---**
Hey, what’s that!
**[12:01] ---**
She has made her appearance! Ontan!
**[12:04] ---**
Nakagawa.
**[12:06] ---**
A peace sign at an accident scene?
Give me a break.
**[12:08] ---**
No it isn’t.
**[12:10] ---**
This is a crab-claw sign
Ontan and I made up
**[12:13] ---**
when we were kids to communicate.
**[12:15] ---**
"I...
**[12:16] ---**
hate...
**[12:18] ---**
you."
**[12:19] ---**
"I hate you"?
**[12:29] ---**
I’m sorry for being greedy.
**[12:35] ---**
I will rely on today’s
memories to continue living!
**[12:38] ---**
I’m sorry for speaking one-sidedly today.
**[12:43] ---**
After you graduate high school,
we can start a relationship if you’d like.
**[12:47] ---**
As sex friends, of course.
**[12:49] ---**
You’re the worst!
**[12:55] ---**
Let me ask you.
**[12:56] ---**
If you could fly freely into the sky,
Koyama, what would you do?
**[12:59] ---**
I’d fly to where Ontan is!
**[13:08] ---**
Okay.
**[13:09] ---**
Time to check out some porn.
**[13:22] ---**
Ontan!
**[13:24] ---**
Hm?
**[13:28] ---**
Wh-What the… Ontan.
**[13:32] ---**
Sorry to leave you alone.
**[13:34] ---**
Are you angry?
**[13:38] ---**
No. I’m not angry.
**[13:41] ---**
You’re angry.
**[13:42] ---**
I’m not angry.
**[13:44] ---**
You are totally angry.
**[13:46] ---**
What I’m angry about, is…!
**[13:49] ---**
More like because
you came here too soon.
**[13:53] ---**
Did you say what you
needed to, to Watarase?
**[13:56] ---**
I didn’t say it.
**[13:58] ---**
Did you have sex with him?!
Filthy sex?!
**[14:02] ---**
I’m telling you,
nothing happened!
**[14:04] ---**
Are you okay with that?!
You piece of shit!
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
**[14:14] ---**
You sure?
**[14:17] ---**
I think so.
**[14:27] ---**
-You fool.
-Ow!
**[14:28] ---**
You fool. You fool. You fool.
**[14:30] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow…
**[14:31] ---**
Ogino Administration
A Life Without Saucers!
**[14:31] ---**
We Aim for Peace.
**[14:31] ---**
You fool. You fool. You fool.
**[14:32] ---**
I get it already.
**[14:35] ---**
You fool.
**[14:40] ---**
And this is today’s booty.
I gave it the name “Object T”.
**[14:46] ---**
No way.
**[14:47] ---**
You brought that here with you?!
**[14:49] ---**
It could be contaminated,
so you shouldn’t be touching that.
**[14:52] ---**
You haven’t figured out that such talk is part
of that country’s conspiracy? You fool!
**[14:57] ---**
But what do you plan to do with that?
**[14:59] ---**
Yeah. I’ll inquire about it
on the “Yanoo Answers”.
**[15:02] ---**
I’m surprised that you haven’t
put a plan together, whatsoever.
**[15:06] ---**
INFINITE LOVE
**[15:06] ---**
Oh, there’s your former
prince on a white horse.
**[15:10] ---**
That half-hearted third-rated
idol you had the hots for.
**[15:13] ---**
You went broke after being lured
into buying expensive goods
**[15:16] ---**
at that super-gross exchange event.
**[15:18] ---**
A dark past of yours.
**[15:21] ---**
Never mind whether
it was a dark past or not.
**[15:23] ---**
Because Oba… he died.
On August 31st.
**[15:28] ---**
1 play: 100 yen
**[15:29] ---**
Sowwy about that!
**[15:31] ---**
Hey, Ontan.
You’re close to a perfect score.
**[15:35] ---**
Nakagawa Motors
**[15:38] ---**
There's A Rays contamination.
Everyone is getting sick.
Weather report is a lie...
**[15:38] ---**
Contaminated transportation trucks.
Prohibit Tokyo Residents.
**[15:39] ---**
Everyone in Tokyo right now is stupid.
Even their brain is contaminated.
**[15:42] ---**
Everyone in Tokyo right now is stupid.
Even their brain is contaminated.
**[15:42] ---**
#Conspiracy Theory
**[15:58] ---**
Huh?
**[15:59] ---**
#Conspiracy Theory
**[16:03] ---**
Hiroko Nakagawa
**[16:03] ---**
Bringing Light
To Tokyo With
Mom Power!
**[16:04] ---**
Autonomous high-mobility
air defense system
**[16:06] ---**
"Fujin" Carried by Air Transport to Camp Odaiba
**[16:08] ---**
"Fujin" developed by SES Company,
has been completed.
**[16:10] ---**
"Fujin" Carried by
Air Transport to Camp Odaiba
**[16:10] ---**
Good morning, Dad.
**[16:12] ---**
Good morning.
**[16:13] ---**
Woah, heavy mobile machine
that looks like a camera.
**[16:16] ---**
They say it’s a weapon
to battle the flying saucer.
**[16:18] ---**
The government should stop taking their
time and just hurry and destroy that mothership.
**[16:23] ---**
Big Bro...
**[16:24] ---**
Hiroshi.
**[16:27] ---**
It’s been three days since
you last came out of your room.
**[16:30] ---**
Has a package arrived for me
from my loyal supporter?
**[16:32] ---**
Do you mean that?
**[16:36] ---**
TO: Chuocho Setagaya, Tokyo
Ms. Punimi
FROM: Kentaro Yamada
**[16:36] ---**
Electronics
**[16:38] ---**
I can now continue
with my mission.
**[16:40] ---**
I would surely prefer it if
you would get it together.
**[16:43] ---**
You did graduate
from a great university.
**[16:46] ---**
Dad.
**[16:46] ---**
It’s not exactly like I’m
sitting around doing nothing.
**[16:49] ---**
Someone has to punish the misguided idiots
who keep virtue signaling on social media.
**[16:55] ---**
Besides, if not me, who’s going to send them
haunted photos until they delete their accounts?
**[17:02] ---**
You shouldn’t be bothering people like that.
**[17:05] ---**
I want to make them realize
the futility of taking pleasure in
**[17:09] ---**
criticizing society
from a safe distance.
**[17:11] ---**
The real scum is here.
**[17:14] ---**
When those guys finally arrive at the
truth we will applaud with our souls.
**[17:19] ---**
Bring light to Tokyo
with the power of the scum.
**[17:22] ---**
I feel a fever coming on.
I’m gonna go get some rest.
**[17:26] ---**
We might’ve taken it a bit too far.
**[17:27] ---**
We’ll hafta make some shoulder
massage tickets for Dad again.
**[17:30] ---**
Hey, Ontan!
**[17:32] ---**
Kadode?
**[17:36] ---**
What brings you here so early?
**[17:38] ---**
Ontan invited me to jog with her
to get fit in time for exam studies.
**[17:41] ---**
Oh?
**[17:42] ---**
What do you mean “Oh?”?
You’re the one who brought it up.
**[17:45] ---**
We promised to go
to the same university.
**[17:50] ---**
So why don’t we get ready?
**[17:52] ---**
This is a drag.
**[17:53] ---**
Kadode.
**[17:55] ---**
Do you remember?
**[17:57] ---**
Back when we were kids,
**[17:58] ---**
we promised that someday
we would get married.
**[18:01] ---**
Yeah, I remember. I remember.
**[18:03] ---**
Well, how about it?
Shall we start making plans for it?
**[18:07] ---**
Naw, I don’t like fat guys.
**[18:12] ---**
Why did you come, Hiroshi?
**[18:14] ---**
I'll do what I want.
**[18:15] ---**
Ontan, you're running too fast!
**[18:21] ---**
Ouch. I might’ve sprained it.
**[18:23] ---**
But stand up!
**[18:24] ---**
On the other side of pain
is the glorious world of victory.
**[18:34] ---**
Kadode.
**[18:37] ---**
Come to think of it, we had a
similar situation long ago, didn’t we?
**[18:40] ---**
I was in high school and
you two were still in grade school.
**[18:44] ---**
Kadode would often stumble
and fall along this route to school.
**[18:47] ---**
I had to carry you to
school so many times.
**[18:49] ---**
That was long ago.
**[18:51] ---**
You’re right.
**[18:52] ---**
Because you two will be
university students soon.
**[18:58] ---**
Like that, things continue
to change, little by little.
**[19:02] ---**
Nothing would really change.
**[19:05] ---**
You just want to believe that’s the case.
**[19:08] ---**
What’s that supposed to mean?
**[19:09] ---**
Well, never mind.
**[19:11] ---**
It’s none of my concern
what happens to this world,
**[19:13] ---**
but I do hope our
relationship doesn’t change.
**[19:23] ---**
You’ve made your entrance,
the moving tax money!
**[19:32] ---**
Camp Odaiba
**[19:34] ---**
There’s a chance we may receive
orders to dispatch immediately.
**[19:38] ---**
Hurry with the power
supply status confirmation.
**[19:40] ---**
Roger that.
**[19:41] ---**
Here at Camp Odaiba, work is underway
to install the new “Fujin Type 6” weapon.
**[19:47] ---**
SES Corp's New Weapon, "Fujin"
**[19:47] ---**
Interview
What Kind of Weapon is "Fujin"?
**[19:47] ---**
Project Manager
Mr. Takarada
**[19:48] ---**
With “Weapons are also
eco-friendly” as our catchphrase,
**[19:52] ---**
we have developed a green
ray-equipped laser weapon,
**[19:55] ---**
a weapon completely different from existing
gunpowder weapons and A-weapons.
**[19:59] ---**
Furthermore,
being a high mobility system,
**[20:01] ---**
Fujin can freely move about in urban areas,
giving us more strategic flexibility.
**[20:12] ---**
We just received word
that a mid-sized aircraft,
**[20:15] ---**
about fifty meters in size,
has exited the mothership.
**[20:19] ---**
Attack with Fujin!
**[20:20] ---**
With the acknowledgement
of the Prime Minister,
**[20:22] ---**
the Defense Minister has
just given orders to destroy.
**[20:25] ---**
All units, promptly move into
your positions, and destroy the counterpart.
**[20:29] ---**
Roger.
**[20:30] ---**
Fujin Type 6 will
counterattack immediately.
**[21:05] ---**
Target, medium-sized flying object,
identification H-2, authorizing attack.
**[21:10] ---**
Fujin Type 6 has not
reached the required power.
**[21:13] ---**
Connect backup power.
**[21:15] ---**
Connecting backup power.
**[21:20] ---**
Locked on to target.
**[21:21] ---**
Specifications input complete.
**[21:23] ---**
From here on, Fujin Type 6 will
commence automatic tracking.
**[21:27] ---**
Fujin Type 6 electric
power supply complete.
**[21:29] ---**
Ready to fire immediately.
**[21:32] ---**
First Battle of New Weapon "Fujin"
**[21:32] ---**
LIVE
**[21:32] ---**
Koto City, Tokyo
**[21:32] ---**
Fujin #6 Attacks Unidentified Flying Object
**[21:33] ---**
It appears that “Fujin” has
completed its preparation to fire!
**[21:36] ---**
Six… five…
**[21:38] ---**
Four… three…
**[21:40] ---**
Two… One...
**[21:42] ---**
Fire!
**[21:54] ---**
Fujin #6 Attacks
Unidentified Flying Object
**[22:04] ---**
Once again today many have died.
**[22:10] ---**
Everybody, good afternoon.
**[22:15] ---**
[Unidentified language]
**[22:20] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[22:27] ---**
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
**[22:30] ---**
It's the end of the world
**[22:32] ---**
Beyond human control, lol, lol
**[22:36] ---**
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
**[22:38] ---**
Showered by distortion
**[22:39] ---**
Under restriction here
**[22:41] ---**
Even self-questioning
**[22:43] ---**
Hey, can you hear me?
**[22:45] ---**
I know everything
**[22:46] ---**
Now, don't stop
**[22:48] ---**
Let's go
**[22:49] ---**
I wanna be WITH YOU
**[22:50] ---**
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
**[22:53] ---**
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
**[22:57] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[23:03] ---**
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
**[23:10] ---**
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
**[23:17] ---**
My absolute sanctum I hold up
**[23:20] ---**
Doesn't scare me anymore
**[23:23] ---**
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
**[23:31] ---**
The earth's broken down
**[23:34] ---**
Let's fly in the sky together
**[23:37] ---**
I won't let you go
**[23:43] ---**
See ya
**[23:45] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
# E3 - Episode 3
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**[00:13] ---**
Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
**[00:16] ---**
Target H-2 has been
transported to Yokota Base.
**[00:19] ---**
Once again,
they’ve taken every last piece.
**[00:22] ---**
Is there a chance that the flying saucer
is actually a U.S. Army secret weapon?
**[00:28] ---**
Are you implying they’ve been
secretly building this at “Section 51”?
**[00:31] ---**
Well, I don’t know about that, but U.S.
Ambassador “Suttokovic” has requested
**[00:35] ---**
additional cooperation to avoid
creating a rift in Japan-U.S. relations.
**[00:40] ---**
Tsk.
**[00:42] ---**
What will it be next?
Do they want us to hand over our Fujin?
**[00:46] ---**
That’s a cornerstone
of our nation’s defense.
**[00:51] ---**
Episode 3
**[01:01] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:04] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:05] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:07] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:13] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:19] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:25] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:28] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:29] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:30] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:37] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:39] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:41] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:46] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[01:50] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[01:52] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[01:56] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[01:58] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:01] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:04] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:07] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:10] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:13] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:17] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:20] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:23] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:26] ---**
Bill for Countermeasures Against Giant Hostile Projectiles Passed
**[02:26] ---**
I’m, Chief Cabinet Secretary Izumida.
**[02:29] ---**
Today, the bill for
countermeasures against
**[02:32] ---**
giant hostile projectiles was
passed with a majority vote.
**[02:36] ---**
Ah, I am Prime Minister Ogino.
**[02:38] ---**
Under this countermeasure law,
practically all evacuation areas will be lifted.
**[02:43] ---**
Exceptions are Odaiba, Ota City
pdue to its high contamination of A-rays,
**[02:48] ---**
Crash site of
mid-sized aircraft
**[02:48] ---**
Crash site of
mid-sized aircraft
**[02:48] ---**
Exception Areas
(A-rays contamination area)
**[02:48] ---**
Exception Areas
**[02:48] ---**
as well as Chiyoda City and parts of
Shibuya City, where the aircraft crashed.
**[02:53] ---**
People living in all other areas will
gradually be allowed to return home.
**[02:57] ---**
At the same time, as part of
our support program on returning home,
**[03:00] ---**
we will be utilizing
private companies to implement
**[03:03] ---**
countermeasures and promote
the deployment of Fujin.
**[03:06] ---**
Oh, no!
This is actually really not good!
**[03:09] ---**
At a press conference, Prime Minister Ogino
expressed his willingness to take measures
**[03:13] ---**
to accept foreign immigrants in order to expand
**[03:15] ---**
the production line for the “Fujin Type 6”.
**[03:18] ---**
This is intended to
compensate for the decrease
**[03:20] ---**
in the number of workers
due to the declining birthrate.
**[03:22] ---**
Cat! Cat! Cat!
**[03:25] ---**
Dog! Ugly dog!
**[03:47] ---**
In time!
**[03:49] ---**
You are completely, absolutely late!
**[03:52] ---**
Isobeyan
**[03:52] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[03:54] ---**
I hate it, because Tanabe of our Modern
Japanese class glares at me if I’m late.
**[03:59] ---**
Then you should go ahead without me.
**[04:02] ---**
Don’t be so unfriendly.
**[04:04] ---**
We’re best friends forever, right?
**[04:06] ---**
Kadode?
**[04:08] ---**
This is no time to be getting emotional!
We’re gonna run!
**[04:26] ---**
Fujin Development Center
Public Relations
Hikari Sumaru
**[04:26] ---**
I’m Sumaru from the SES Fujin
Development Center, Public Relations Office.
**[04:30] ---**
Hello.
It’s a pleasure to meet you.
**[04:34] ---**
Um, I watch you on TV all the time.
**[04:37] ---**
Oh, that sorta talk won’t be necessary.
**[04:40] ---**
Who's he?
**[04:40] ---**
An up-and-coming
young journalist, I hear.
**[04:44] ---**
This is the Fujin Development Building.
**[04:47] ---**
Adjustments and improvements have been
made based on data retrieved from the combat
**[04:51] ---**
the other day, and twenty units are scheduled
to be deployed in the near future as Fujin Type 7.
**[04:56] ---**
Oh this… this brings back memories.
**[04:59] ---**
The “BUDDY”.
**[05:00] ---**
This is the origin of the Fujin.
**[05:03] ---**
I can get that info from
your company brochure.
**[05:07] ---**
I’ve come here to hear
about stuff that I won’t find there.
**[05:11] ---**
Aren’t there an awful lot of
Self-Defense Force vehicles
**[05:14] ---**
parked at this facility,
even for an emergency situation?
**[05:17] ---**
Rumors have it that the small
flying saucer in that Nishi Eifuku crash,
**[05:21] ---**
as well as the bodies of the invaders
**[05:23] ---**
that the government has not officially
acknowledged, were brought here.
**[05:28] ---**
I am not aware of that.
**[05:31] ---**
The Common People's Party has
started claiming ownership of the mother ship.
**[05:35] ---**
Isn't SES behind this claim, researching
invader technology and trying to utilize it?
**[05:43] ---**
You’re hiding something, aren’t you?
**[05:45] ---**
Sorry. I’m public relations,
so I don't know nothing more than this.
**[05:50] ---**
Yes of course.
**[05:53] ---**
But I never expected to
see you again in a place like this.
**[05:57] ---**
Ever since we were students,
so has it been ten years?
**[06:01] ---**
I thought that you had forgotten about me.
**[06:03] ---**
I told you that I’ve been watching you on TV.
**[06:06] ---**
I’d say you’re the most
successful among our class.
**[06:10] ---**
Back then, I was seen in our class as the
awkward guy with no one to each lunch with.
**[06:14] ---**
Are you still dating that guy?
**[06:16] ---**
If you can call it that.
**[06:19] ---**
What made you decide to
work at this company, Hikari?
**[06:24] ---**
Because the “Buddy” that my parents
bought me was my one and only friend.
**[06:28] ---**
So now, I wanna be the one
who can provide others with friends.
**[06:32] ---**
Were you like that from before?
**[06:35] ---**
Yes. So I’ve been doing
“awkward guy with no friends” longer than you.
**[06:41] ---**
It’s true that robots give us hope and dream.
**[06:44] ---**
But depending on how you use them,
they can be a friend and also a weapon.
**[06:48] ---**
You need to realize that you too
are part of that decision making.
**[06:55] ---**
@Makimaki
I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.
I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.
I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.
I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.
I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.
I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.
**[06:57] ---**
@Makimaki
I'm losing followers again.
Too many losers out there.
Loooooooosers!
But I'm a bigger loser for only
being honest on this alt account.
**[07:01] ---**
I’m depressed.
**[07:03] ---**
I have been searching for it all along.
**[07:06] ---**
The reason for this world, the noble truth.
**[07:10] ---**
If human history is a repeat of
foolish mistakes known as wars,
**[07:14] ---**
shouldn't we be setting new rules for war?
**[07:18] ---**
We should load all
weapons with marshmallows!
**[07:21] ---**
Enter the age where wars can be cute!
**[07:24] ---**
Ontan, I see that you yourself no longer
**[07:26] ---**
understands what you’re trying to say.
**[07:28] ---**
You are super-sharp, youngster.
**[07:31] ---**
Then why don’t we go and search
for mythical snakes instead.
**[07:34] ---**
How philosophical.
**[07:37] ---**
Ogino Admin using Fujin as
a distraction from A-ray elimination
**[07:37] ---**
@Makimaki
**[07:38] ---**
@Makimaki
**[07:38] ---**
The way fathead sociologists
fake being nonpolitical
**[07:38] ---**
Don Matsudo Against A-rays
**[07:39] ---**
Kiho. Ontan’s inviting us to go
and search for mythical snakes.
**[07:42] ---**
Oh, I have plans today, so… sorry.
**[07:46] ---**
You going to meet with that
subculture helmet Kohiruimaki again?
**[07:50] ---**
If you dare try and look sexy,
**[07:51] ---**
I’ll set up a claymore trap
at your home entrance.
**[07:55] ---**
Falling in love is so lame.
**[07:57] ---**
The young ones should choose to die
from excessive masturbation.
**[08:00] ---**
If we catch a lot,
we’ll share some with you.
**[08:02] ---**
Let’s leave that horny slut and go.
**[08:04] ---**
Let’s go as far as India.
**[08:09] ---**
Hey, Kohiruimaki,
**[08:11] ---**
I downloaded that song by the Mothmans
that you strongly recommended.
**[08:16] ---**
I love this song.
**[08:17] ---**
Moth-mans
**[08:17] ---**
The lyrics are really deep.
**[08:20] ---**
Not to mention, lead vocal
Don Matsudo is so cool!
**[08:23] ---**
Yeah... right.
**[08:32] ---**
Are you not feeling well?
**[08:35] ---**
No, I'm fine.
**[08:39] ---**
Wow, this is so cute!
**[08:41] ---**
I think you’d look good
in this too, Kohiruimaki.
**[08:44] ---**
Here, take a look.
**[08:52] ---**
Hey, look what I found?
**[08:54] ---**
LIGHT FOR TOKYO
FROM THE PEOPLE FOR THE PEOPLE
YOTSUYA MUSIC FESTIVAL
**[08:54] ---**
Let’s go together.
**[08:56] ---**
It says the Mothmans will be in it.
**[08:59] ---**
Oh. Yeah. But…
**[09:09] ---**
Aw, the mother ship is here.
**[09:11] ---**
How do I put it.
**[09:13] ---**
On a fundamental level.
**[09:16] ---**
This is really abnormal.
**[09:19] ---**
Look at us.
**[09:21] ---**
What are we doing in a place like this?
**[09:28] ---**
Kohiruimaki?
**[09:30] ---**
You know what?
**[09:32] ---**
The other day when the small flying
saucer fell in Nishi Eifuku,
**[09:35] ---**
I saw it up close.
**[09:44] ---**
In all the chaos, I saw an “invader”
escape…into the residential area.
**[09:51] ---**
I saw it.
**[09:54] ---**
But that talk of invaders is
fake news over the internet, right?
**[09:58] ---**
The following day,
**[09:59] ---**
while police and self-defense
forces recovered the object,
**[10:02] ---**
another officer hurried
into the residential district.
**[10:05] ---**
But...
**[10:06] ---**
I took a photo for proof!
**[10:08] ---**
Look! Here!
**[10:09] ---**
Huh? Huh? Where?
**[10:13] ---**
I’ve been thinking all along.
**[10:15] ---**
I should upload this onto
the internet and let it spread.
**[10:19] ---**
Ah, yeah.
**[10:21] ---**
But it’s probably better
not to make a big deal out of it.
**[10:24] ---**
Not making this a big deal is the big deal!
**[10:27] ---**
That’s exactly why people are so “brainless”.
**[10:31] ---**
Remember that time in Shinjuku
**[10:32] ---**
when someone tried to talk to us
in a language we never heard?
**[10:36] ---**
But it was noisy around us
so we couldn’t hear him clearly.
**[10:40] ---**
That was probably a misunderstanding.
**[10:42] ---**
That might have been
the language of the “invaders”
**[10:45] ---**
and maybe some of them are acting
like human beings and living among us.
**[10:49] ---**
The government and lame-stream
media are concealing that fact.
**[10:52] ---**
We must cooperate and
share correct information online.
**[10:56] ---**
Concealing?
Can you really say that’s the absolute truth?
**[11:00] ---**
No, I can’t say it’s the absolute truth.
**[11:02] ---**
But even Don Matsudo of the
Mothmans was saying that online.
**[11:06] ---**
But what makes you think
that his information is the truth?
**[11:10] ---**
You said a moment ago yourself
that you like Don Matsudo.
**[11:14] ---**
But that… I liked his song, that’s all.
**[11:19] ---**
Yeah, that’s the extent, after all.
**[11:21] ---**
You're too superficial.
**[11:24] ---**
You need to be more socially-minded.
**[11:29] ---**
To you, demonstrations and music
are nothing but fashion.
**[11:33] ---**
It makes me puke.
**[11:35] ---**
Sorry.
**[11:37] ---**
Don’t apologize.
**[11:39] ---**
No, I’m sorry.
**[11:42] ---**
But… Damn, what the heck?
**[11:45] ---**
Sorry… sorry I’m not smart.
**[11:50] ---**
I’ll go to a university in Kansai.
**[11:57] ---**
Who knows when the invaders are going
on an all-out-attack of Tokyo.
**[12:01] ---**
And how serious is
the A-ray contamination for real?
**[12:05] ---**
We can’t trust the announcements of this
government that tends to conceal the truth, can we?
**[12:09] ---**
You should escape
to Kansai as well, Kiho.
**[12:11] ---**
According to the net, they say the capital of Japan
will be moving to the Kansai area in the near future.
**[12:15] ---**
You say it like it’s a simple matter.
**[12:17] ---**
Think carefully!
This could very affect your life, Kiho!
**[12:22] ---**
Japan is about to face a big turning point.
**[12:25] ---**
I can understand why
you don’t want to leave Tokyo,
**[12:27] ---**
but over the internet people make fun
of people as being information poor
**[12:30] ---**
just because they live in Tokyo.
**[12:31] ---**
Everyone on the internet
is saying that unbeknownst to us,
**[12:34] ---**
upper-class citizens are plotting
and conducting experiments using Fujin,
**[12:37] ---**
under the pretext of attacking the invaders.
**[12:39] ---**
Internet this, internet that!
**[12:41] ---**
What makes you so sure
that what’s on the internet is true?!
**[12:44] ---**
That’s… that’s because everyone says so.
**[12:46] ---**
So who is “everyone”?!
**[12:49] ---**
Everyone… is everyone.
**[12:53] ---**
I’m saying this because I care about you.
**[12:56] ---**
You’re right. I don’t know anything.
I may be stupid.
**[13:00] ---**
But even if I’m wrong,
**[13:02] ---**
I’m going to think about and decide
what’s important with my own head!
**[13:08] ---**
Oh, hold on…
**[13:10] ---**
What you just said, it’s a quote
**[13:12] ---**
from a Don Matsudo interview
on the magazine “Rocking Pawn” isn’t it?
**[13:16] ---**
How should a half-hearted girl like me know?!
You idiot!
**[13:19] ---**
I only said what came to my mind!
**[13:22] ---**
Unlike you who can only echo
what you hear elsewhere!
**[13:28] ---**
I guess we’re just not meant to get along.
**[13:35] ---**
W-Wait, Kiho…
**[13:37] ---**
I had been worried
because you’ve been posting
**[13:41] ---**
a lot of depressing posts lately.
**[13:43] ---**
But if it was gonna come to this,
**[13:45] ---**
I should’ve gone searching for mythical
snakes with Oran and the others.
**[13:48] ---**
Rin and Ai have been friends since kindergarten,
**[13:51] ---**
and Kadode and Oran have
known each other since grade school.
**[13:54] ---**
I only became friends with them since high school,
**[13:56] ---**
so I don’t always have the same vibe.
**[13:59] ---**
I thought that if I had a boyfriend,
I’d be one up on them,
**[14:04] ---**
but all that did was make
me even more of a loner.
**[14:07] ---**
So stupid.
**[14:09] ---**
Give it back!
**[14:11] ---**
Give back the time you took from me!
**[14:14] ---**
There’s no way I can…
**[14:15] ---**
Of course you can’t!
**[14:16] ---**
Unless you had a time machine!
**[14:18] ---**
Then what is it that you can do for me?!
**[14:20] ---**
Stop caring about what’s happening
in this world and just think more about me!
**[14:28] ---**
I'm... pathetic.
**[14:35] ---**
Well?
**[14:36] ---**
Did you find any mythical snakes?
**[14:38] ---**
Huh? M-Mythical snakes?
**[14:41] ---**
I have absolutely no idea
what you’re talking about.
**[14:44] ---**
Please do not interrupt us while we study.
**[14:49] ---**
You’re the one who said
you’re going to search for mythical snakes!
**[14:51] ---**
There are no such things.
**[14:53] ---**
I just discovered a fool
who doesn’t get my jokes.
**[14:56] ---**
In any case,
there is no seat for you at this noble table.
**[15:00] ---**
Please go ahead to your wonderful boyfriend
and sip on your chai at a fancy café.
**[15:09] ---**
She’s saying,
"She probably had a fight with her boyfriend.”
**[15:12] ---**
How scarrrry.
**[15:21] ---**
Hey you guys!
**[15:22] ---**
Go and get her the best
drink bar selection!
**[15:25] ---**
Sorry, Kiho. We said too much.
**[15:27] ---**
Don't cry. We were just joking.
**[15:30] ---**
Shut up!
**[15:31] ---**
New message
Sorry about today.
**[15:33] ---**
Kiho, you’ve got mail.
**[15:38] ---**
Sorry about today.
I didn't know how you felt.
**[15:38] ---**
What can I do? What should I do?
Until I understand what that is,
I will be walking a different path for a while.
But know that I shall return to you,
and I will be sure to become a man...
that can protect you.
Until that day comes, please stay wall.
**[15:39] ---**
What can I do? What should I do?
**[15:42] ---**
Until I understand what that is,
I will be walking a different path for a while.
**[15:47] ---**
But I will be sure to come back to you,
**[15:50] ---**
and I will be sure to become
a man who can protect you.
**[15:53] ---**
Till that day comes, please stay well.
**[15:55] ---**
But know that I shall return to you,
and I will be sure to become a man...
that can protect you.
Until that day comes, please stay wall.
**[15:58] ---**
Gross.
**[16:10] ---**
Ai
**[16:10] ---**
Oran
**[16:10] ---**
Rin
**[16:10] ---**
Kadode
**[16:10] ---**
Kiho
**[16:10] ---**
Techno Police
**[16:11] ---**
This is great. This is friendship.
**[16:14] ---**
One more. Let's take one more photo!
**[16:16] ---**
Argh! Gross, gross, gross, gross!
**[16:19] ---**
This is also so annoying, annoying, annoying!
**[16:21] ---**
You’re the one who told me to stop crying!
**[16:24] ---**
We don’t have time for a love life, do we?
**[16:33] ---**
Hey, we’re gonna be all right, yeah?
**[16:38] ---**
Huh? What did you say?
**[16:42] ---**
I said nothing.
**[16:44] ---**
What R U doing now?
**[16:52] ---**
You’re throwing out Dad’s books?
**[16:54] ---**
Well, no one’s gonna read them,
and they’re taking up space.
**[16:58] ---**
Mom, you work as an editor,
so you could at least treat the books with care.
**[17:04] ---**
You’ve become rebellious lately.
**[17:10] ---**
After today’s sit-in,
we’re all going to get our nails done.
**[17:14] ---**
Your dinner is in the fridge.
**[17:15] ---**
Okay.
**[17:17] ---**
Oh, and I’ll be going out with Mr. Takabatake
on the twenty-fourth of this month,
**[17:21] ---**
so look after things at home.
**[17:23] ---**
All right.
**[17:25] ---**
Hm? The twenty-fourth?
**[17:27] ---**
12/22
**[17:28] ---**
So, what I’m saying is,
**[17:29] ---**
although we’re busy studying
for entrance exams,
**[17:31] ---**
this year as well, we’ll have our
Christmas Party on Christmas Eve.
**[17:36] ---**
What is Christmas?
**[17:38] ---**
I've never heard of it in my life.
**[17:40] ---**
No way, you’re lying.
What’s happened to you all?
**[17:43] ---**
I see. That sure is quite interesting.
**[17:45] ---**
You may be a resident of a parallel world
who has wandered between dimensions!
**[17:51] ---**
Won’t you tell us about
that so-called Christmas thing?
**[17:53] ---**
This is starting to become a drag.
**[17:55] ---**
Whose home should we have it at this year?
**[18:08] ---**
Emergency positions!
**[18:12] ---**
12/23
**[18:13] ---**
Yuko, listen carefully.
**[18:16] ---**
We received information from a source
that a woman who came into contact with
**[18:20] ---**
a mysterious extraterrestrial creature
several years ago is in Hachioji.
**[18:23] ---**
I intend to use my prestige
position as head of
**[18:26] ---**
the Occult Research Institute
at Surume University and
**[18:29] ---**
leading UFO researcher
to uncover the truth.
**[18:31] ---**
Wait a minute.
**[18:33] ---**
There’s a chance someone may be
eavesdropping on this conversation.
**[18:36] ---**
Lately I’m sensing the presence
of someone in my room.
**[18:46] ---**
I’m not insane, Handsome Boy.
**[18:51] ---**
Okay.
**[18:52] ---**
Okay.
**[19:01] ---**
Such a dirty room, as always.
**[19:04] ---**
Some messiness is good
for us not to get caught.
**[19:17] ---**
To date, the newly deployed Fujin Type 7
has successfully shot down five small ships.
**[19:18] ---**
Shoot-Down Operation
Early Morning in Shibuya
**[19:18] ---**
Self-Defense Force Personnel Killed in Mid-Sized Vessel
**[19:24] ---**
However, yesterday, one
Self-Defense Force member was killed
**[19:27] ---**
when a building collapsed on him
after a mid-sized ship crashed into it.
**[19:32] ---**
It appears that the deceased
Self-Defense Force officer was
**[19:34] ---**
rescuing an injured member
of another unit.
**[19:38] ---**
Shoot-Down Operation
Early Morning in Shibuya
**[19:38] ---**
Self-Defense Force Personnel Killed in Mid-Sized Vessel
**[19:38] ---**
As a fellow Japanese citizen, I feel so proud.
**[19:41] ---**
It’s like, thank you for
the courage you’re giving us.
**[19:44] ---**
It’s like, thank you for
the courage you’re giving us.
**[19:48] ---**
Good job, good job!
**[19:50] ---**
UFO & Alien
INVESTIGATION FILES
**[19:51] ---**
Hm. Hm.
**[19:53] ---**
UFO & Alien
INVESTIGATION FILES
**[19:57] ---**
Start New Thread
**[19:57] ---**
Title: I’m an invader. Ask me anything!
**[19:57] ---**
Name:
**[19:57] ---**
I've been living in human society for three years.
Tokyo is a convenient place to live.
I'll answer any questions as best as I can.
**[19:57] ---**
Start New Thread
**[20:00] ---**
Start New Thread
**[20:03] ---**
Please understand.
The trains weren’t moving with the snowfall.
**[20:06] ---**
And honestly,
I don’t have the money to take a taxi to your place.
**[20:10] ---**
Hello? Hello?
**[20:13] ---**
Huh?
**[20:14] ---**
When did I eat a cup of instant noodles?
**[20:17] ---**
Hmm...
**[20:19] ---**
Huh? The books are misplaced.
**[20:27] ---**
Never mind me.
Everyone else seems to have it harder.
**[20:31] ---**
I would’ve liked to have a longer nap though.
**[20:39] ---**
What are you doing?
**[20:41] ---**
Making a snowman.
**[20:42] ---**
What is that?
**[20:44] ---**
Will you help us?
**[20:48] ---**
Can’t do it.
**[20:49] ---**
What?
**[20:51] ---**
Oh, I know.
**[20:53] ---**
De de dededde, de dededdedde!
**[20:57] ---**
The truth is, I don’t wanna use it too much
because there’s not much energy in it, but…
**[21:01] ---**
What's that?
**[21:03] ---**
It’s… [Unidentified language]
**[21:15] ---**
Like this?
**[21:17] ---**
-Awesome! Awesome!
-What is that, what is that?
**[21:20] ---**
Wow!
**[21:25] ---**
Like this?
**[21:26] ---**
Awesome?
**[21:28] ---**
That’s no snowman!
**[21:31] ---**
That guy’s strange!
**[21:35] ---**
How do you feel right now?
**[21:38] ---**
It’s like, thank you for the courage you’re giving us.
**[21:40] ---**
You’re probably using it wrong.
**[21:44] ---**
That makes me a little sad.
Good!
**[21:50] ---**
Ah-choo!
**[21:54] ---**
Oops, that was close.
**[21:57] ---**
Kadode, go, go.
**[22:06] ---**
Hm? Hmmm?
**[22:09] ---**
Handsome boy.
**[22:11] ---**
Ontan, it’s your turn to pull!
**[22:20] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[22:27] ---**
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
**[22:30] ---**
It's the end of the world
**[22:32] ---**
Beyond human control, lol, lol
**[22:36] ---**
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
**[22:38] ---**
Showered by distortion
**[22:39] ---**
Under restriction here
**[22:41] ---**
Even self-questioning
**[22:43] ---**
Hey, can you hear me?
**[22:45] ---**
I know everything
**[22:46] ---**
Now, don't stop
**[22:48] ---**
Let's go
**[22:49] ---**
I wanna be WITH YOU
**[22:50] ---**
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
**[22:53] ---**
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
**[22:57] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[23:03] ---**
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
**[23:10] ---**
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
**[23:17] ---**
My absolute sanctum I hold up
**[23:20] ---**
Doesn't scare me anymore
**[23:23] ---**
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
**[23:31] ---**
The earth's broken down
**[23:34] ---**
Let's fly in the sky together
**[23:37] ---**
I won't let you go
**[23:43] ---**
See ya
**[23:45] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
# E4 - Episode 4
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNJKPZ/episode-4)
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**[00:02] ---**
12/24
**[00:03] ---**
It’s noon on December 24th
**[00:05] ---**
and this is the news.
**[00:06] ---**
Impact of Heavy Snow
Train Lines Stop
Hachioji City, Tokyo
**[00:06] ---**
Disruption of the Tokyo Transit Network Expected to Continue
**[00:07] ---**
The snow that started falling on the 22nd
is expected to become even heavier.
**[00:11] ---**
More than one meter of snow
has been observed atop the mother ship.
**[00:17] ---**
It appears that small saucers
have been flying out of this mother ship.
**[00:22] ---**
Reporting from restricted area,
Shibuya Camp Three.
**[00:24] ---**
Live Front of Shibuya Camp 3
Shibuya City, Tokyo
**[00:24] ---**
How is the Mother Ship Affected by the Heavy Snowfall?
**[00:26] ---**
Due to the increased presence
of the small saucers,
**[00:28] ---**
we have been put on high alert.
**[00:30] ---**
It is likely that the mother ship’s own
buoyancy reached its limit due to the snowfall,
**[00:35] ---**
and most likely causing it
to release the small saucers.
**[00:41] ---**
Run...
**[00:42] ---**
Down...
**[00:43] ---**
You can say what’s on your mind.
**[00:48] ---**
Demoto
**[00:50] ---**
Shoichi, the eldest.
**[00:52] ---**
Second eldest, Shoji.
**[00:54] ---**
Third eldest, Shozo.
**[00:56] ---**
Black Knight, the fourth one.
**[00:58] ---**
And I’m Shogo, the youngest.
**[01:00] ---**
Go outside and play
while I get things ready.
**[01:02] ---**
-Okay!
-I’m going out!
**[01:03] ---**
Hey, fourth one!
**[01:05] ---**
How should I put this,
**[01:06] ---**
I have high hopes for you!
**[01:10] ---**
Oran, let me pay for the cake, okay?
**[01:12] ---**
No, no, no, don’t worry.
**[01:14] ---**
I bought the cake with money my brother
gets from his aggregator website thing.
**[01:18] ---**
Ai, you provided us with this
location for the Christmas Party.
**[01:22] ---**
Although this is also Kiho’s
Heartbreak Commemoration Party.
**[01:28] ---**
So cute!
**[01:31] ---**
Ready?
**[01:32] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[01:40] ---**
Episode 4
**[01:50] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:53] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:54] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:56] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[02:02] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[02:08] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[02:14] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[02:16] ---**
I can see the truth
**[02:18] ---**
I can peek through
**[02:19] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[02:26] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[02:28] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[02:30] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[02:35] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[02:38] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[02:41] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:45] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:47] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:50] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:53] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:56] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:59] ---**
Lovely days
**[03:02] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[03:06] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[03:09] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[03:12] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[03:15] ---**
Let’s go that way?!
**[03:19] ---**
Once we’re finished eating the cake,
there’s really nothing to do.
**[03:23] ---**
Wanna play some Uno?
**[03:25] ---**
No way. That’s a drag.
**[03:27] ---**
At this rate, we’re doing nothing different
from what we usually do after school.
**[03:31] ---**
Doesn’t anybody have an interesting story?
**[03:34] ---**
Then why don’t you tell us a story?
**[03:38] ---**
Why did you break up with
Subculture Helmet just before Christmas?
**[03:45] ---**
Kohiruimaki said
**[03:47] ---**
he saw an invader when the small
saucer crashed in Nishi Eifuku.
**[03:52] ---**
He says it’s possible that
**[03:55] ---**
invaders are already pretending
to be humans and blending into society.
**[03:59] ---**
And that both the government and
“Corrupt Mainstream Media” are covering it up.
**[04:04] ---**
He says I’m too ignorant.
**[04:09] ---**
And that’s why... we...
**[04:14] ---**
YANOO! News
**[04:14] ---**
Several Small Saucers Appearing
From the Mother Ship
**[04:15] ---**
It says the mother ship is spitting
out a whole lot of small saucers.
**[04:18] ---**
Hey!
**[04:19] ---**
Come on, it’s Christmas Eve.
**[04:22] ---**
Let’s talk about cheerful things.
**[04:24] ---**
Sure.
**[04:25] ---**
This could be the last year
we gather together like this, after all.
**[04:30] ---**
In the end, I changed my choice to
Surume University, the same as Rin and Ai.
**[04:35] ---**
Oran and Kadode, you chose to
aim for Waseda University, right?
**[04:37] ---**
Once we go to separate schools,
I imagine getting together will become a burden.
**[04:43] ---**
I hate jokes like that. I’m going home.
**[04:46] ---**
How dare you!
After making fun of my broken heart!
**[04:50] ---**
Yes, you are right!
**[04:52] ---**
An eye for an eye and a tank for a tank!
**[04:54] ---**
This is how fruitless
conflicts continue forever!
**[04:57] ---**
When you go to college, Oran,
I’ll bet you’ll wear conservative clothes,
**[04:59] ---**
date a normal boyfriend,
and go on Christmas dates!
**[05:02] ---**
That’s the kinda person you are!
**[05:04] ---**
You idiot!
**[05:05] ---**
Don’t you know
I’m a natural-born apocalypse?
**[05:09] ---**
Huh?
**[05:10] ---**
Don’t say anything,
and follow my lead!
**[05:13] ---**
We’re such close friends,
it’s making me puke!
**[05:16] ---**
This friendship is the best Christmas present.
**[05:20] ---**
Don't you think so, everyone?
**[05:24] ---**
This is Shibuya Camp three.
**[05:26] ---**
The unidentified 100-meter-class medium-sized
projectile that appeared in the sky 30 minutes ago
**[05:30] ---**
is still moving westward at 15 kilometers per hour.
**[05:33] ---**
Roger that.
**[05:34] ---**
Starting now, power transmission
to some areas in Tokyo will be suspended,
**[05:37] ---**
to ensure sufficient power
for Fujin #7's maximum output.
**[05:41] ---**
Shoot down the target promptly
before it has a chance
**[05:43] ---**
to move out of the restricted zone.
**[05:46] ---**
However, according to SES Company,
**[05:48] ---**
Fujin does not have the ability to
destroy something over 100 meters.
**[05:52] ---**
Wait…
**[05:54] ---**
That’s huge!
**[05:58] ---**
Shooting it down is
an order from the government.
**[06:03] ---**
Bye-bye booo!
**[06:05] ---**
Stay a little longer, Oran Nakagawa.
**[06:08] ---**
See you again tomorrow!
**[06:10] ---**
Yeah. Today’s heartbreak story
wasn’t that interesting,
**[06:13] ---**
so make sure you’re dumped
by someone by tomorrow.
**[06:20] ---**
If it continues to snow,
the trains will stop running, won’t they?
**[06:24] ---**
If that happens, do you think school would
cancel the Closing Ceremony tomorrow?
**[06:31] ---**
What’s all that commotion?
**[06:33] ---**
It says they’re attacking the small
saucers that came out of the mother ship.
**[06:35] ---**
Accidents Yesterday (Tokyo)
Deaths 0
Injured 127
**[06:35] ---**
Battle Victims Yesterday (Tokyo)
Deaths 1
Injured 12
**[06:37] ---**
Oh...
**[06:39] ---**
One person died yesterday
in the battle, right?
**[06:42] ---**
Our side started a fire on our own,
then put that fire out on our own.
**[06:52] ---**
Let’s do this again next year.
The five of us.
**[06:55] ---**
I don’t know about the future.
**[07:00] ---**
But…
**[07:08] ---**
Not that!
**[07:16] ---**
Ontan…
**[07:17] ---**
Your hand’s cold.
**[07:22] ---**
Commencing power transmission!
**[07:31] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:31] ---**
A power outage?!
**[07:33] ---**
Power supply complete!
**[07:38] ---**
Three, two, one...
**[07:42] ---**
Fire!
**[07:57] ---**
Reporting!
**[07:58] ---**
Destruction confirmed on a section of
the enemy vessel by the Green Ray of Fujin #7!
**[08:02] ---**
Following the attack, the vessel continues
to move westward while losing altitude,
**[08:06] ---**
and is expected to crash
near Inokashira Park in two minutes!
**[08:10] ---**
I repeat.
**[08:11] ---**
A 100m-class vessel is expected
to crash in two minutes,
**[08:15] ---**
at 8:33 p.m., near Inokashira Park!
**[08:21] ---**
Is it the snow’s fault?
**[08:23] ---**
I gotta go home and play “Battle Prison”.
It’s the latest game released by D&R.
**[08:30] ---**
But there’s a power outage.
**[08:31] ---**
But it’s Day One of Closed Beta!
**[08:42] ---**
Huh?
**[08:57] ---**
The invaders aboard
the vessel are believed
**[08:59] ---**
to be hiding within
a one-kilometer radius.
**[09:02] ---**
Be very cautious.
**[09:06] ---**
Do invaders really exist?
**[09:09] ---**
Who knows?
**[09:10] ---**
Shouldn’t we be prioritizing rescue operations?
**[09:14] ---**
We must search for them,
whether or not there are any.
**[09:18] ---**
Yes.
**[09:19] ---**
Yes.
**[09:22] ---**
I understand.
**[09:26] ---**
Here is a follow-up report on
the damage situation around Inokashira Park.
**[09:31] ---**
Desperate rescue operations by
the Self-Defense Forces are still continuing.
**[09:34] ---**
Vessel Crash in Musashino City, Tokyo
**[09:35] ---**
Regarding this crash, Minister of Defense
Kaminari held a press conference and announced
**[09:40] ---**
that there was no confirmation of contamination
from A-rays in the surrounding area.
**[09:40] ---**
Vessel Crash in
Musashino City, Tokyo
**[09:44] ---**
Kadode!
**[09:45] ---**
I’ll be dropping by Tsukuba after
work today to take part in
**[09:48] ---**
the opposition demonstration
against SES Company.
**[09:50] ---**
So find some place to eat out tonight.
**[09:56] ---**
A true professional citizen.
**[09:59] ---**
3 Additional Victims in the Crash
**[09:59] ---**
Last night thirty-five deaths
were confirmed.
**[10:02] ---**
And three new deaths
have also been confirmed.
**[10:07] ---**
Kihachiro Honda, seventy-five years old,
from Musashino City, Tokyo.
**[10:13] ---**
Toyo Matsubara, eighty-three years old,
Suginami City.
**[10:17] ---**
Musashino City
Suginami City
Suginami City
**[10:17] ---**
Kihachiro Honda (75)
Toyo Matsubara (83)
Kiho Kurihara (18)
**[10:17] ---**
Also from Suginami Ward,
Kiho Kurihara, 18 years old.
**[10:19] ---**
Toyo Matsubara (83)
**[10:19] ---**
Kiho Kurihara (18)
**[10:22] ---**
These are the names of the three additional
victims whose deaths have been confirmed.
**[10:37] ---**
Kadode.
**[10:41] ---**
Oh, good morning.
**[10:43] ---**
Good morning.
**[10:44] ---**
It’s unusual to see you take the train.
**[10:48] ---**
Did you watch the news?
**[10:55] ---**
So today marks the end
of the second semester.
**[10:58] ---**
Well, you may already know from the news.
**[11:02] ---**
Kurihara died in a vessel crash.
**[11:06] ---**
It seems that the funeral
will be held with only close relatives.
**[11:09] ---**
Think of this as a consideration from
her parents for those of you
**[11:12] ---**
who are about to take the entrance exam,
**[11:15] ---**
so for now, please concentrate
on the entrance exam.
**[11:19] ---**
Hey, Katsuyo.
**[11:20] ---**
Mr.Watarase!
**[11:21] ---**
Please at least let us write a letter
to Kiho’s parents from us all!
**[11:36] ---**
Morning!
**[11:37] ---**
I’m not late!
**[11:39] ---**
You’re totally late.
**[11:42] ---**
The closing ceremony is over.
**[11:44] ---**
You’re kidding, right?
**[11:45] ---**
Ontan, you’re late.
**[11:48] ---**
Kadode!
**[11:49] ---**
You didn't log in to
“Battle Prison” yesterday!
**[11:51] ---**
Can you still consider yourself a soldier?
**[11:55] ---**
It’s no exaggeration to say that
we game fans were born for this day.
**[11:59] ---**
Regardless that you’re taking exams,
you’re bound to sacrifice
**[12:01] ---**
sleep time to go all out
on the first day of Beta!
**[12:04] ---**
Um, Ontan.
**[12:06] ---**
You know...
**[12:08] ---**
I know exactly what
you want to say. But we...
**[12:12] ---**
Ontan, the thing is...!
**[12:14] ---**
Hm?
**[12:19] ---**
No.
**[12:21] ---**
It’s nothing.
**[12:27] ---**
Oh, I forgot.
**[12:28] ---**
My mom won’t be home
tonight so I need to eat out.
**[12:32] ---**
Kadode, will you be fine?
**[12:34] ---**
I’ll join you.
**[12:36] ---**
Thank you, Ai.
**[12:37] ---**
Hm? Going some place to eat?
**[12:39] ---**
All right, we’ll go and
eat everything in sight!
**[12:43] ---**
So Rin! What do you wanna eat?!
**[12:46] ---**
S-Something sweet.
**[12:48] ---**
Okay!
**[12:49] ---**
Who serves the sweetest stuff in this city?
**[12:52] ---**
Oran is so fortunate.
**[12:54] ---**
She doesn’t gain weight
no matter how much she eats.
**[12:58] ---**
My mind is always focused on
the future of the capital economy,
**[13:01] ---**
so I burn a lot of calories.
**[13:03] ---**
Before you get sucked
into mass politics, elect, like I do.
**[13:08] ---**
Ontan...
**[13:09] ---**
Democracy is a such joke.
**[13:11] ---**
We need a dictatorship by me and for me!
**[13:15] ---**
Would you be quiet?
**[13:16] ---**
Our goal is to become a super
techno nation focused solely
**[13:19] ---**
on technology-development!
**[13:24] ---**
Hey, Ontan! Listen!
**[13:32] ---**
It’s about Kiho!
**[13:34] ---**
I know!!
**[13:56] ---**
I hear the girl who
died is from Class Three.
**[13:58] ---**
Wow, that sucks.
**[14:00] ---**
No way!
**[14:01] ---**
I’ve gotta purchase Evil Dragon
Dark Super Evolution now!
**[14:04] ---**
No kidding.
**[14:12] ---**
Nakagawa Motors
**[14:16] ---**
Oran, have you got everything?
**[14:19] ---**
I have everything.
**[14:20] ---**
Also Dad, capitalism is ending.
They said so on the internet.
**[14:24] ---**
What do you expect me to do about it?
**[14:26] ---**
I see.
**[14:27] ---**
Oran, you’re taking your entrance
exam today, too, are you?
**[14:29] ---**
What do you mean, “too”?
**[14:31] ---**
Ridiculous.
**[14:33] ---**
You go on and be troubled in this vertically
divided academic background-oriented society.
**[14:37] ---**
Good luck.
**[14:39] ---**
Roger!
**[14:40] ---**
I'll crush the exam with one hand!
**[14:43] ---**
And then, I’ll become one with the wind!
**[14:46] ---**
JK Puniko Subaccount
Me too. But I’ll pass, and feeling refreshed,
will go to the Gin-shama Arena in March.
**[14:50] ---**
JK Puniko Subaccount
**[14:50] ---**
I just arrived in Ueno!
Tokyo is such a big city!
But I’m getting a stomachache
just thinking about the exam.
**[14:50] ---**
Me too. But I’ll pass, and feeling refreshed,
will go to the Gin-shama Arena in March.
**[14:51] ---**
You're so stupid you make me
wanna cover my eyes, lonely Yuminba.
**[14:55] ---**
Yes! Let’s meet at the arena!
As fellow lonely Gin-shama fans feeling ashamed,
let’s do our best with the exams!
**[14:55] ---**
Yuminba@3/13 Participating in Gin-shama Festival
**[14:56] ---**
She completely believes
in the second personality
**[14:58] ---**
I created for surveillance purposes,
“JK Puniko Subaccount.”
**[15:00] ---**
JK Puniko Subaccount
**[15:00] ---**
Yes, let’s do our best!
**[15:02] ---**
Someday I'll show you how ignorance
and insensitivity can be
**[15:06] ---**
deadly in this internet society.
**[15:10] ---**
I forgot my bag on the train, and it had my test voucher in it. I won’t get it in time for the exam. This is the worst.
**[15:10] ---**
Yuminba@3/13 Participating in Gin-shama Festival
**[15:14] ---**
Yuminba...
**[15:17] ---**
Ontan!
**[15:17] ---**
We’re giving it our best today!
**[15:19] ---**
Waseda University Faculty of Sociology
Waseda Entrance Exam
**[15:19] ---**
Of course we are!
**[15:24] ---**
I submitted a lost item report to the station staff,
and am now at the café.
**[15:24] ---**
Café?! Which one?
Do you have your wallet?
**[15:24] ---**
I do have my wallet and smart phone.
The name of the café is Mokere,
located at the west entrance
of Shinjuku Station.
**[15:24] ---**
Are you all right?
**[15:26] ---**
I wonder if they’ll let you take the exam
if they hear what happened.
**[15:36] ---**
Is this seat taken?
**[15:38] ---**
Huh? Um, well...
**[15:40] ---**
Don’t worry.
**[15:41] ---**
I’m just some fatso passing by.
**[15:45] ---**
Actually, I’m currently training to
become a fortune teller,
**[15:48] ---**
and if you don't mind,
I’d like to read your palm.
**[15:51] ---**
Um...
**[15:52] ---**
I’m really not interested!
**[15:58] ---**
Excuse me!
**[16:00] ---**
You’re a student preparing for
entrance exams, aren’t you?!
**[16:05] ---**
Maybe the exam won't go well,
**[16:10] ---**
but that’s okay.
**[16:12] ---**
Even if you deviate from
the path you had envisioned,
**[16:16] ---**
it is never the wrong path.
**[16:21] ---**
In fact, because you take a detour,
**[16:23] ---**
you will find many
unexpected encounters.
**[16:26] ---**
You feel lonely in some way every day,
and in a world like this,
**[16:30] ---**
and you don’t know what will happen
at any moment in this world,
**[16:34] ---**
But,
**[16:36] ---**
I’m always rooting for you,
**[16:39] ---**
a woman always truly kind and honest.
**[16:43] ---**
Do you happen to be Puniko?
**[16:46] ---**
No.
**[16:47] ---**
I’m just some fatso passing by.
**[16:52] ---**
Oh, there you are!
**[16:53] ---**
Hey, Yumiko!
**[16:56] ---**
I told you, I’ll be fine alone.
**[16:59] ---**
No no, we couldn’t leave you alone.
**[17:05] ---**
Would you like to
delete this account?
Yes No
**[17:05] ---**
JK Puniko Subaccount
I’m a high school senior.
I love Gin-shama. Follow for a follow.
**[17:08] ---**
So you do have friends,
after all, Yuminba.
**[17:12] ---**
Account deleted
Thank you for using the account
**[17:13] ---**
Oh. Hey!
**[17:15] ---**
Big bro!
**[17:16] ---**
I did my best! Please praise me.
**[17:21] ---**
Can you buy us some of
that rotating sushi please?
**[17:24] ---**
Let me launder the dirty money
you earn from affiliate marketing.
**[17:29] ---**
So what are you doing here, Hiroshi?
**[17:30] ---**
I can't believe you came
out to the city center.
**[17:33] ---**
Are you longing to see
people for a change?
**[17:35] ---**
I was needed for on-site security.
**[17:37] ---**
There are too many worthless
people in this world.
**[17:42] ---**
Miss Kadode, special delivery.
**[17:45] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:47] ---**
Special Delivery
**[17:47] ---**
Kadode Koyama
**[17:47] ---**
Important
**[17:47] ---**
Entrance Exam Results Enclosed
**[17:52] ---**
Ontan!
**[17:53] ---**
Kadode!
**[17:55] ---**
Ontan, Ontan!
**[17:56] ---**
Kadode, Kadode!
**[18:00] ---**
I got rejected!
**[18:02] ---**
So did I!
**[18:03] ---**
This is what you would
call “hanya nya fuwa”!
**[18:09] ---**
Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
**[18:10] ---**
The joint investigation with the U.S.
military be terminated?
**[18:13] ---**
**[18:13] ---**
Yes.
**[18:14] ---**
According to the policy of
Minister of Defense Kaminari.
**[18:15] ---**
**[18:17] ---**
The Minister said that America has a monopoly
on information on mother ships and invaders.
**[18:22] ---**
In the future,
Japan will conduct its own investigation,
**[18:25] ---**
make preparations by itself,
and attack the mother ship.
**[18:30] ---**
Also, since the recent vessel crash,
**[18:33] ---**
reports of invader
sightings have been spreading.
**[18:37] ---**
Please inform the troops in the area
**[18:40] ---**
to take strict measures
to capture the invaders.
**[18:46] ---**
If I could have one wish come true,
**[18:49] ---**
I would turn all the bullets in the world's
weapons into marshmallows.
**[18:53] ---**
Fill the earth with marshmallows
and peacefully wipe out humanity.
**[18:59] ---**
If you’ve been watching us for three years,
you would have figured things out.
**[19:03] ---**
Humanity is disgusting.
**[19:05] ---**
And easily gets carried away.
**[19:07] ---**
They are an ignorant and foolish species
who can only survive by fighting.
**[19:12] ---**
To put it bluntly,
you invaders are also nerds.
**[19:15] ---**
The day will come when you will be
sung like a nostalgic melodrama.
**[19:19] ---**
If so, why don't you stop
this pointless fight,
**[19:22] ---**
sense the mood,
and go on home?
**[19:25] ---**
If you guys are idiots who
aren’t capable of sensing the mood,
**[19:28] ---**
I recommend that you reconcile.
**[19:32] ---**
If you and humanity need an enemy
in order for you to unite,
**[19:36] ---**
then I'll take on that role.
**[19:39] ---**
After all, I am absolute.
**[19:44] ---**
Where did you get that?
**[19:48] ---**
I agree with you.
**[19:51] ---**
Why can’t people be more
friendly to one another.
**[19:54] ---**
But that may be
something quite difficult.
**[19:56] ---**
Who are you?!
**[19:58] ---**
Where did you come from?!
**[19:59] ---**
I ask you the same.
**[20:01] ---**
Where did you come from?
**[20:26] ---**
Hey, Oran!
**[20:27] ---**
Huh?
**[20:28] ---**
During summer vacation,
**[20:29] ---**
the boys and I were talking
about going to see the fireworks.
**[20:33] ---**
Oh, my mom told me
I need to go to summer tutor camp.
**[20:38] ---**
What? Why not just ignore that?
**[20:40] ---**
But, right now, in the sky...
**[20:42] ---**
Okay, so it’s decided.
**[20:44] ---**
Um... Um...!
**[20:46] ---**
There was a UFO!
**[20:47] ---**
I saw it, too.
**[20:48] ---**
Huh?
**[20:53] ---**
This kid looks down on us.
**[20:56] ---**
I don't know if she transferred from
a good school in the city or something.
**[21:03] ---**
Huh? You’re not
going to the fireworks?
**[21:05] ---**
Sorry.
**[21:06] ---**
My mom says I need to
go to the summer tutor camp.
**[21:09] ---**
Whatever.
**[21:11] ---**
Not that I care.
**[21:12] ---**
But it’s true!
**[21:15] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[21:16] ---**
Oh. Demon started saying
something about seeing a UFO.
**[21:22] ---**
Miss Demon,
**[21:24] ---**
are you planning on teaming up
with that UFO to destroy the Earth?
**[21:28] ---**
How terrifying.
**[21:30] ---**
If it’s to protect everyone,
at any time, I will...
**[21:34] ---**
Fight!
**[21:36] ---**
But I’m not lying.
**[21:38] ---**
I really did see a UFO.
**[21:41] ---**
You’re outta your mind.
**[21:43] ---**
Miss Demon, are you dreaming?
**[21:46] ---**
Or rather, are you the alien?
**[21:49] ---**
This is absurd.
Really, when it comes to guys.
**[21:51] ---**
Let’s go, girls!
**[22:00] ---**
What was that just now?
**[22:03] ---**
Huh?
**[22:05] ---**
He disappeared!
**[22:13] ---**
That girl is likely...
**[22:15] ---**
a Shifter.
**[22:20] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[22:27] ---**
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
**[22:30] ---**
It's the end of the world
**[22:32] ---**
Beyond human control, lol, lol
**[22:36] ---**
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
**[22:38] ---**
Showered by distortion
**[22:39] ---**
Under restriction here
**[22:41] ---**
Even self-questioning
**[22:43] ---**
Hey, can you hear me?
**[22:45] ---**
I know everything
**[22:46] ---**
Now, don't stop
**[22:48] ---**
Let's go
**[22:49] ---**
I wanna be WITH YOU
**[22:50] ---**
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
**[22:53] ---**
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
**[22:57] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[23:03] ---**
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
**[23:10] ---**
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
**[23:17] ---**
My absolute sanctum I hold up
**[23:20] ---**
Doesn't scare me anymore
**[23:23] ---**
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
**[23:31] ---**
The earth's broken down
**[23:34] ---**
Let's fly in the sky together
**[23:37] ---**
I won't let you go
**[23:43] ---**
See ya
**[23:45] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
# E5 - Episode 5
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVGWM4/episode-5)
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**[00:15] ---**
Yeah!
We’ve taken the lead!
**[00:17] ---**
Hiroshi!
**[00:20] ---**
My pants are about to fly off.
**[00:32] ---**
You saw a UFO?
**[00:34] ---**
I thought maybe
you would believe me.
**[00:37] ---**
Of course I believe you.
**[00:39] ---**
I know very well that
you’re incapable of telling lies.
**[00:46] ---**
Are a bunch of aliens from space gonna attack?
Is everyone gonna die?
**[00:50] ---**
I’d hate for that to happen.
I’m scared.
**[00:53] ---**
You’ll do something about that,
won’t you, Hiroshi?!
**[00:56] ---**
Because everyone says you’re a genius!
**[01:02] ---**
It’s true that I’m a genius,
but if you look at the whole world at large,
**[01:06] ---**
I’m no more than a commoner
you can find anywhere.
**[01:10] ---**
But you know what?
**[01:11] ---**
I will always be by your side.
Forever. No matter what happens.
**[01:17] ---**
Should something happen,
**[01:19] ---**
we commoners have no choice
but to accept that as reality.
**[01:22] ---**
When that happens,
**[01:23] ---**
do you know what the best thing to do is,
so that you don’t lose hope?
**[01:27] ---**
Protect someone.
**[01:29] ---**
There’s no need to worry about everyone.
Just one person.
**[01:32] ---**
But in return,
**[01:33] ---**
make sure you continue protecting that
person you decide on, to the very, very end.
**[01:37] ---**
Those feelings will become
an irreplaceable strength.
**[01:42] ---**
Having said that,
who would you protect?
**[01:45] ---**
Episode 5
**[01:56] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:59] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[02:00] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[02:02] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[02:08] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[02:14] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[02:20] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[02:23] ---**
I can see the truth
**[02:24] ---**
I can peek through
**[02:26] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[02:32] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[02:34] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[02:36] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[02:41] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[02:45] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[02:47] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:51] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:53] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:56] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:59] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[03:02] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[03:05] ---**
Lovely days
**[03:08] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[03:12] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[03:15] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[03:18] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[03:32] ---**
All right!
**[03:34] ---**
We’re done!
**[03:36] ---**
That was so boring.
**[03:42] ---**
Kadode!
**[03:43] ---**
I didn’t realize you were going
to the same tutoring school.
**[03:45] ---**
I was lonely because
I knew no one here.
**[03:49] ---**
I wish I noticed you sooner.
**[03:51] ---**
Sure, because people from all
across Tokyo come to this tutor camp.
**[03:54] ---**
Which class are you in, Oran?
**[03:57] ---**
W-Well, I’m in Class A Advanced.
And you, Kadode?
**[04:00] ---**
I’m in Class A.
**[04:02] ---**
Wow. You’re pretty smart.
**[04:05] ---**
Oran.
**[04:08] ---**
From now on at school, call me by my name,
Kadode, rather than Demon.
**[04:15] ---**
I’m going to the “Ginshama”
tour in September.
**[04:17] ---**
Wow, I envy you.
**[04:19] ---**
Who do you like best?
**[04:19] ---**
I like…
**[04:25] ---**
Hanya nya…
**[04:31] ---**
Hey.
**[04:32] ---**
Yes!
**[04:33] ---**
You’re not allowed out at night.
**[04:35] ---**
K-Kadode?
**[04:37] ---**
Did you see it too, Oran?
**[04:40] ---**
Huh?
**[04:42] ---**
You saw it, right?
The UFO?
**[04:49] ---**
Good! Go, go, go!
**[04:51] ---**
Okay, I caught it!
**[04:52] ---**
Awesome, Eiji!
**[04:54] ---**
Kadode, what’s that?
**[04:55] ---**
What is this guy?
**[04:56] ---**
A space alien?
**[04:57] ---**
A ghost?
**[04:58] ---**
Maybe a devil!
**[04:59] ---**
Hey, stop it, guys!
What do you think you’re doing?!
**[05:02] ---**
What we’re doing?
**[05:04] ---**
We came to enjoy fireworks,
then we saw this guy wandering around.
**[05:07] ---**
Let go of him!
He doesn’t like it!
**[05:10] ---**
But he tried to run away!
**[05:12] ---**
If you have a problem with that,
let’s take him to the police!
**[05:17] ---**
No… that…
**[05:19] ---**
You know, it seems like
you don’t know this so I’ll tell you.
**[05:23] ---**
Some people wear protective clothing to
protect themselves from allergens in the air.
**[05:30] ---**
If you made a hole in that clothing,
you’ll be in great trouble!
**[05:34] ---**
Allergens?
**[05:35] ---**
This city has nursing
facilities for that purpose.
**[05:38] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:39] ---**
You’re the ones
doing terrible things.
**[05:43] ---**
Enough for me to call the police on you.
Do you want that?
**[05:46] ---**
H-Hey…
**[05:49] ---**
I’ll escort this person myself,
**[05:51] ---**
so you guys hurry on home.
**[05:57] ---**
Kadode, will you be all right?
Do you know the way to get to that facility?
**[06:03] ---**
What are you saying, Oran?
**[06:06] ---**
Obviously, it was all a lie.
**[06:08] ---**
What?! Then, don’t you think
this person might be dangerous?
**[06:13] ---**
I don’t know.
**[06:15] ---**
But we need to help him.
**[06:19] ---**
Anyway, we’ll place him here for now.
**[06:21] ---**
Kadode, how can you be
so calm about this?
**[06:27] ---**
Oran.
**[06:28] ---**
I believe this is some sorta fate.
**[06:33] ---**
What happened today
is a secret between us two.
**[06:43] ---**
Good morning, Kadode.
You have a lot of stuff.
**[06:49] ---**
Don’t tell me…
**[06:51] ---**
Oh, Oran, you’re home.
**[06:55] ---**
Who is that girl with the glasses?
**[06:58] ---**
Well, her name is Kadode Koyama
and she’s from the same class.
**[07:02] ---**
We happened to be
in the same tutor camp.
**[07:05] ---**
Sorry to visit you
without prior notice.
**[07:09] ---**
First encounters
always happen suddenly,
**[07:11] ---**
and that’s what
makes them special.
**[07:13] ---**
Oran
**[07:14] ---**
Kadode.
**[07:15] ---**
What should we do about him?
**[07:18] ---**
I’ve been thinking
about that the whole time.
**[07:21] ---**
[Unidentified language]
**[07:23] ---**
Woah, he spoke!
**[07:25] ---**
That’s right.
But I have no idea what he’s-
**[07:28] ---**
Oran.
**[07:29] ---**
Can I talk to you?
**[07:30] ---**
Your cool brother is going to be
attentive and offer you some snacks.
**[07:34] ---**
This is in no way
**[07:35] ---**
because I have ulterior motives
with that girl with glasses.
**[07:39] ---**
Sorry.
I didn’t realize that you were busy.
**[07:44] ---**
What is that dirty doll?
**[07:46] ---**
Oh, Hiroshi,
this has to do with a UFO…
**[07:49] ---**
Hey, Oran!
**[07:51] ---**
Well, you see, this is a Russian
toy, currently hugely popular
**[07:55] ---**
among grade school girls
across the nation.
**[07:57] ---**
It’s a must buy item
for today’s cool girls.
**[08:00] ---**
Oh? I was not aware of that.
Kadode, was it?
**[08:05] ---**
Please make yourself at home.
**[08:07] ---**
My name is Hiroshi Nakagawa.
**[08:11] ---**
Come and see me anytime.
**[08:17] ---**
Thank you, Kadode.
**[08:19] ---**
Come on, Oran.
**[08:20] ---**
This has to absolutely be
a secret from anyone else, okay?
**[08:23] ---**
[Unidentified language]
**[08:24] ---**
Huh?
**[08:29] ---**
Huh?
**[08:30] ---**
[Unidentified language]
**[08:33] ---**
What’s this?
**[08:36] ---**
Ah…
**[08:39] ---**
Once again, hello.
**[08:42] ---**
Thank you for saving me.
You two saved my life.
**[08:47] ---**
I can…
**[08:48] ---**
…understand him.
**[08:51] ---**
Oh, um… who are you and
what are you doing here?
**[08:55] ---**
Did you come here on that round UFO?
**[08:59] ---**
Has he come to invade Earth, after all?
**[09:02] ---**
Oran.
Isn’t that a bit too short-sighted?
**[09:06] ---**
Like Isobeyan, he may have come
to bring happiness to all humanity.
**[09:12] ---**
Keep an eye on him.
I’ll be right back.
**[09:15] ---**
What?!
**[09:17] ---**
Kadode
Hope you had a good time at the summer tutor camp.
I’ll be late with an interview today, so for dinner,
please take something from the fridge and warm it up.
Mom
**[09:22] ---**
It was in here somewhere.
**[09:24] ---**
Found it!
**[09:25] ---**
Okay. This’ll do.
**[09:28] ---**
Kadode.
**[09:30] ---**
Oh, Dad.
Don’t you have work today?
**[09:33] ---**
That’s the doll I gave you
for Christmas last year, isn’t it?
**[09:38] ---**
-If you’re throwing it out, use a garbage bag…
**[09:39] ---**
-I wouldn’t do such a thing.
**[09:42] ---**
I found a more effective use for it.
**[09:45] ---**
Are you going out?
**[09:46] ---**
You have your mobile phone, do you?
Today, I’ll be…
**[09:49] ---**
You’ll be late getting home, right?
I’ll be all right.
**[09:52] ---**
Sure.
**[09:53] ---**
Don’t hesitate to contact me
any time if you need to.
**[09:57] ---**
There won’t be any need to.
I’ll be fine alone.
**[10:03] ---**
No worries.
**[10:04] ---**
I’ll be fine alone.
**[10:07] ---**
I’m capable of doing anything alone.
**[10:14] ---**
Why, it’s Demon.
**[10:16] ---**
Are you up to no good again?
**[10:19] ---**
I ask that suspicious people
leave this city.
**[10:22] ---**
What an idiot.
**[10:24] ---**
Kadode… A stuffed doll?
I guess you do have a girlish side to you.
**[10:29] ---**
Get outta my way.
**[10:30] ---**
Huh?!
What are you staring at me for?!
**[10:32] ---**
You’re a demon!
**[10:34] ---**
Don’ touch me!
**[10:35] ---**
You’re kids who can’t do anything
unless part of a group.
**[10:38] ---**
Who’s the real devil here?
**[10:41] ---**
Don’t come crying to me
if one day karma gets you.
**[10:46] ---**
In a way, I guess you could refer
to what we’ve been doing as invasion,
**[10:50] ---**
and it can also be seen
as making you all happy.
**[10:52] ---**
However, seeing as you value
the individual over the good of all,
**[10:57] ---**
it may follow a parallel path.
**[11:00] ---**
What’ll we do, Kadode?
I’ve got no idea what he’s talking about.
**[11:04] ---**
Neither do I.
**[11:06] ---**
What a surprise.
**[11:07] ---**
It wasn’t too long ago that you people
had absolutely no sign of civilization.
**[11:11] ---**
However, looking at the discrepancy
between your technology and ethics,
**[11:15] ---**
there may have been some kind of
intervention separate from our intentions.
**[11:19] ---**
“Our”?
You mean there are others like you?
**[11:24] ---**
Right now it’s just me.
I’m an investigator.
**[11:28] ---**
The decision is up to me whether
or not friends of mine will come here.
**[11:34] ---**
However, I was told
that this is a safe place.
**[11:38] ---**
Maybe I was deceived.
**[11:41] ---**
So that would mean you guys possess
highly advanced technology, right.
**[11:45] ---**
Like these earphones.
**[11:47] ---**
You don’t have dangerous
weapons with you, do you?
**[11:54] ---**
Let’s go to the police.
This guy totally has something.
**[11:57] ---**
Wait, wait, wait.
**[11:58] ---**
Great defensive instinct.
**[12:01] ---**
You may not understand this,
**[12:03] ---**
but we live within a sensation
where weapons are unnecessary.
**[12:08] ---**
However,
it’s not like we came empty-handed.
**[12:11] ---**
Show me.
I’ll determine whether or not it’s safe.
**[12:17] ---**
Wow!
**[12:19] ---**
Awesome! Kadode,
you disappeared!
**[12:21] ---**
It’s exactly like Isobeyan’s
“Stealth Screen”!
**[12:24] ---**
With this, you’d be able
to escape at will.
**[12:27] ---**
Sure we could escape,
but it’s hell here no matter how far away I get.
**[12:32] ---**
The operating system of the ship I was on
was damaged by the strong abnormal magnetic field,
**[12:36] ---**
and it is currently repairing itself.
**[12:38] ---**
While that’s happening,
there’s nothing I can do.
**[12:42] ---**
Then you should stay
here for a while.
**[12:45] ---**
H-Here?
**[12:47] ---**
And to do that… here!
**[12:50] ---**
Um, aren’t you being pushy.
**[12:54] ---**
Right? With this,
no one’s gonna suspect us?
**[12:58] ---**
Hey, Kadode,
you’re almost too smart.
**[13:00] ---**
Well, if you guys think
I’ll be fine with this,
**[13:04] ---**
I think I’ll get some rest.
It’s great to meet you.
**[13:13] ---**
I think this is totally outrageous!
**[13:15] ---**
Calm down Oran.
**[13:18] ---**
Do you remember
that thing he said?
**[13:21] ---**
That the reason they came
could be interpreted as “invasion”,
**[13:24] ---**
In other words, the downfall of humanity
could possibly depend on our actions.
**[13:31] ---**
Which means…?
**[13:32] ---**
We’ll teach him that human beings
are actually kind and peaceful.
**[13:38] ---**
And then let’s return him
to where he came from.
**[13:42] ---**
We won’t allow any invasion.
**[13:44] ---**
We are going to protect our Earth.
**[13:49] ---**
Got it!
**[13:53] ---**
It’s a good thing I found
him with you, Oran.
**[13:56] ---**
I’m sure we’ll be able to do this.
**[13:59] ---**
I’m gonna get back at
the people who made fun of me.
**[14:05] ---**
Hey Kadode, you know what?
You can call me by my name if you wish.
**[14:11] ---**
Oran Nakagawa? Hmm…
**[14:16] ---**
Oran…
**[14:18] ---**
I know!
**[14:20] ---**
Ontan!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, sorry.
You don’t like it.
**[14:27] ---**
No! That’s awesome!
**[14:29] ---**
Kadode! Kadode!
**[14:31] ---**
Oh? Ontan! Ontan! Ontan!
**[14:36] ---**
I really like it.
**[14:39] ---**
You’re a bit odd,
aren’t you, Ontan?
**[14:42] ---**
Nakagawa Motors
**[14:43] ---**
Hey, Oran.
**[14:44] ---**
What’s that?
You taking that with you on a regular school day?
**[14:47] ---**
Oh, um, I got this from Kadode.
**[14:50] ---**
I really like it.
**[14:53] ---**
See you later!
**[14:56] ---**
What’s happening?
**[14:57] ---**
My little sister is so cute
that people could die.
**[15:02] ---**
See?
People are finding us suspicious.
**[15:04] ---**
I must keep an eye on you to make sure
you don’t disclose our existence to anyone.
**[15:10] ---**
Are we really coming to school like this?
**[15:13] ---**
Not to worry.
**[15:17] ---**
Woah! Wait! Huh? What? Wait!
**[15:21] ---**
I will always be by your side.
So talk to me if you need something.
**[15:25] ---**
Wait! Isobeyan!
**[15:30] ---**
What?!
**[15:31] ---**
"Everyone is
the main character"
**[15:31] ---**
He ran away?! Why?!
**[15:33] ---**
But, but he did say he’d be
watching us from nearby.
**[15:35] ---**
From where, I wonder.
**[15:40] ---**
Creepy.
**[15:41] ---**
When’d he get there?
**[15:43] ---**
Oran, hey can I talk to…
**[15:46] ---**
Oh, my.
**[15:48] ---**
Hope
5th grade
Asako Omori
**[15:48] ---**
Hope
5th grade
Someko Hara
**[15:48] ---**
You’ve been getting along
with Kadode lately.
**[15:51] ---**
Why?
**[15:52] ---**
We were together
at the summer tutor camp.
**[15:55] ---**
What?
You’d better stay away, Oran.
**[15:58] ---**
Hmm…
**[16:00] ---**
Got it! From now on, anyone who talks
to Kadode at school will be punished!
**[16:05] ---**
You must date one of the guys
from class for one week.
**[16:09] ---**
5th Grade Class 1
Kadode Koyama
**[16:09] ---**
Demon
**[16:09] ---**
Demon germs! Demon germs!
**[16:11] ---**
It stinks!
**[16:12] ---**
Someone dropped this.
Do you know who it belongs to?
**[16:15] ---**
Hey!
Take it easy with the teasing.
**[16:18] ---**
"Everyone is
the main character"
**[16:18] ---**
It’ll become troublesome
if the parents found out.
**[16:25] ---**
I’m sorry.
**[16:26] ---**
I wasn’t able to do anything.
**[16:29] ---**
Don’t worry. Just ignore them.
**[16:32] ---**
Besides, the real boss
behind all this is a girl, Maejima.
**[16:36] ---**
@StrawberryPrincess
That new student doesn’t speak,
and is totally gross.
I don’t want her coming to school.
**[16:36] ---**
@D10Rua
The boys are useless.
Be like a man, guys!
**[16:36] ---**
This site has an anonymous
bulletin board for our class,
**[16:40] ---**
and Maejima and her girls’ group
are giving instructions to the boys.
**[16:43] ---**
What? No way.
I don’t have a mobile phone, so…
**[16:47] ---**
But never mind that.
It’s a game that idiots love.
**[16:52] ---**
Sorry. I can’t come here
until the second term begins.
**[16:56] ---**
Please take care of Isobeyan
until the opening ceremony.
**[16:59] ---**
Kadode!
Let’s be friends even at school!
**[17:04] ---**
It’s all right.
No need to try too hard, Ontan.
**[17:12] ---**
Oran.
**[17:14] ---**
Are you crying?
**[17:15] ---**
I’ve seen Kadode being made fun of
for so long, and it’s been so hard for me.
**[17:24] ---**
You may be a little too sensitive
to survive in this human society, Oran.
**[17:30] ---**
The haughty frog, huh?
**[17:33] ---**
What?
**[17:34] ---**
It’s one of Isobeyan’s secret tools.
**[17:37] ---**
Use this and you’ll have
the confidence of a lord.
**[17:37] ---**
No way.
I can’t believe it.
**[17:37] ---**
Well, what could go wrong.
Just give it a try.
**[17:37] ---**
Debeko.
**[17:37] ---**
Won’t you go
and buy some
things for me?
**[17:37] ---**
Debeko?
**[17:37] ---**
Go to the shopping
district and…
**[17:38] ---**
A medicine that’ll allow you to be like a lord?
**[17:42] ---**
Oran, take this.
**[17:46] ---**
It’s a stimulant of the nervous system
that allows you to become more confident.
**[17:50] ---**
Even the shy you, Oran, may be able
to become more confident with this.
**[17:54] ---**
You want to change, right?
For Kadode’s sake?
**[17:59] ---**
What’s the worst that can happen?
**[18:01] ---**
Give it a try, just once.
**[18:04] ---**
I do want to be friends
with Kadode at school, too.
**[18:08] ---**
But I don’t think I should be relying
on medication for things like this.
**[18:12] ---**
I have to change on my own.
**[18:17] ---**
Kadode!
**[18:19] ---**
How did the intensive course go?
Good morning! Long time no talk!
**[18:22] ---**
Ontan.
You got the orders wrong.
**[18:26] ---**
You know what? I’ll go to your place after school
so you don’t need to try so hard at school.
**[18:31] ---**
But I’m fine, this boy is doing fine.
**[18:34] ---**
And now you’re calling yourself a boy.
**[18:36] ---**
What? You’re kidding!
**[18:39] ---**
I heard you were talking to
Kadode on your way to school.
**[18:43] ---**
Ah…
**[18:44] ---**
I warned you that you’d be
punished if you talk to her, didn’t I?
**[18:46] ---**
But… but…
**[18:48] ---**
So who will you ask out, Oran?
**[18:53] ---**
Um, will you please go out with me?
**[18:57] ---**
Just for one week would be fine.
**[18:59] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[19:01] ---**
Nice. Kaneyan,
you’re one popular guy.
**[19:03] ---**
H-Hey!
**[19:04] ---**
Wow, I think this is great.
**[19:05] ---**
You like each other,
so you should go ahead and kiss.
**[19:08] ---**
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
**[19:11] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:13] ---**
No way, no way!
I don’t even like her!
**[19:16] ---**
I… I don’t wanna do this either!
No way I wanna kiss you.
**[19:20] ---**
I-I can’t stand it.
**[19:24] ---**
Hey, Oran.
Why would you say such a thing?
**[19:27] ---**
You’re the one who asked him out.
What do you mean you can’t stand him?
**[19:31] ---**
Look what you’ve done.
You’ve left him with a deep scar to the heart.
**[19:36] ---**
Sorry. Um, um…I really am sorry.
**[19:40] ---**
Just wait here for one moment.
**[19:44] ---**
Ontan, don’t do it.
**[19:53] ---**
Demon?!
**[19:54] ---**
What is it, all of a sudden?!
**[19:56] ---**
Where the heck
did you appear from?
**[19:59] ---**
Oh? She disappeared!
**[20:06] ---**
Woah! Mishima!
**[20:08] ---**
What’s up with her?
**[20:09] ---**
This isn’t looking good.
**[20:11] ---**
Demon!
**[20:12] ---**
Seriously…
**[20:22] ---**
Demon.
Seriously… you’re…
**[20:28] ---**
Awesome!
**[20:29] ---**
Huh?!
**[20:31] ---**
That vinyl, is that what they call
a stealth camouflage?!
**[20:33] ---**
I always knew you were
different from the others,
**[20:36] ---**
but you’re seriously
totally different from the others!
**[20:40] ---**
I’ll be your servant
for the rest of my life!
**[20:42] ---**
Allow us to be your subordinates!
We’ll do anything!
**[20:46] ---**
Well, sure, if you wish.
**[20:49] ---**
But promise me that you will never
engage in stupid bullying ever again.
**[20:52] ---**
Whatever I say is a must. Also…
**[20:56] ---**
Let’s all do at least one good thing
for someone, every day.
**[21:12] ---**
Lets follow
traffic rules
**[21:12] ---**
The Demons
do good!
**[21:12] ---**
13th edition
**[21:12] ---**
The Refreshing Newspaper
Issued by the Newspaper Club
**[21:13] ---**
It’s complete.
**[21:14] ---**
I always had trouble finding articles to
write about for the class newspaper,
**[21:18] ---**
but this month it’s like
I have too much to write about!
**[21:20] ---**
Newly formed
The Demons!
**[21:21] ---**
We’re the Demons! Yay!
**[21:26] ---**
I can see through all kinds of things!
**[21:28] ---**
It’s identical to the “Skeleton Specs”.
**[21:31] ---**
We can use this to search
for people who are troubled.
**[21:33] ---**
Yes, Ontan.
That’s precisely the point.
**[21:36] ---**
So? Don’t you think humans
are more wonderful than you thought?
**[21:41] ---**
I do think they’re wonderful.
They’re really lovable.
**[21:45] ---**
But I do also think
it’s just self-satisfaction.
**[21:47] ---**
Do you have a problem with those who want
to help as many troubled people as they can?
**[21:53] ---**
I follow my own justice.
**[21:57] ---**
How can you say that
your justice is right?
**[22:00] ---**
What do you mean?
**[22:01] ---**
I’ve never even thought about that.
**[22:04] ---**
I just wanna be
needed by someone.
**[22:10] ---**
Aww, if only I could fly the skies freely.
**[22:16] ---**
I heard from Ontan
that you have a tool that lets you fly.
**[22:26] ---**
Ready, set…
**[22:33] ---**
I’m flying!
**[23:06] ---**
Awesome!
# E6 - Episode 6
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVM1G8/episode-6)
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**[00:04] ---**
Phew! This feels so good!
**[00:07] ---**
Ontan, you’re getting too excited.
**[00:08] ---**
Our objective is...
**[00:14] ---**
Can you hear me?!
**[00:15] ---**
Are you all right?!
**[00:19] ---**
Episode 6
**[00:29] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[00:32] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[00:33] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[00:35] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[00:41] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[00:47] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[00:53] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[00:56] ---**
I can see the truth
**[00:57] ---**
I can peek through
**[00:59] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:05] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:07] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:09] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:14] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[01:18] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[01:20] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[01:24] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[01:26] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[01:29] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[01:32] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[01:35] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[01:38] ---**
Lovely days
**[01:41] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[01:45] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[01:48] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[01:51] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[01:55] ---**
What’ll I do?
**[01:56] ---**
Maybe he has heatstroke.
I’d better hurry.
**[01:59] ---**
Kadode!
**[02:01] ---**
I brought Isobeyan!
**[02:04] ---**
Hey, do you have any
tools that open locks?
**[02:06] ---**
I don’t have any such thing.
**[02:07] ---**
Huh? You don’t?
**[02:09] ---**
Well, but, if you use this...
**[02:13] ---**
...then by distorting space,
**[02:15] ---**
you can move objects
that are out of reach.
**[02:17] ---**
Why, this is a “blaster stick”.
**[02:20] ---**
But you’ll need to control it properly.
**[02:24] ---**
All right.
**[02:24] ---**
Carefully...
**[02:26] ---**
Carefully...
**[02:35] ---**
Woah, seriously?
**[02:37] ---**
What did I tell you?!
**[02:39] ---**
Oh, no, my car!
**[02:47] ---**
That’s the epitome of a stupid married couple.
**[02:50] ---**
But I’m glad that the boy is okay.
**[02:52] ---**
Me too.
**[02:56] ---**
Isobeyan
**[02:58] ---**
Hey, Debeko!
**[03:00] ---**
You ratted us out for not going
straight home, didn’t you?!
**[03:03] ---**
How’s that?! Serves you right!
**[03:05] ---**
That’s what you get
for getting carried away!
**[03:08] ---**
Isobeyan!
**[03:08] ---**
Isobeyan!
**[03:11] ---**
Irrational! Unreasonable! Nonsense!
**[03:11] ---**
Irrational! Unreasonable!
Nonsense!
**[03:11] ---**
In this corrupt world,
I’m just going to sacrifice
my life and let everyone else
sort right from wrong!
**[03:14] ---**
In this corrupt world filled with evil spirits,
**[03:16] ---**
I’m just going to sacrifice my life and
let everyone else sort right from wrong!
**[03:19] ---**
Come now,
don’t panic!
**[03:19] ---**
Come now, don’t panic!
**[03:21] ---**
I didn’t want you to
ever need this,
**[03:21] ---**
but now it might
finally be the time…
**[03:22] ---**
I didn’t want you to ever need this,
**[03:24] ---**
but now it might finally be the time...
**[03:25] ---**
Blaster stick!
**[03:25] ---**
The “Blaster stick”!
**[03:28] ---**
That’s a regular stick!
**[03:29] ---**
No, it’s not!
**[03:30] ---**
No it’s not!
**[03:31] ---**
This is a secret tool that allows you to
**[03:33] ---**
destroy the object
you want by thought alone.
**[03:36] ---**
However, the power of the stick depends
on the user’s level of anger, sadness, jealousy
**[03:36] ---**
...depends on
the user’s level of anger,
sadness, jealousy...
**[03:36] ---**
...and other such
negative emotions...
**[03:40] ---**
and other such negative emotions.
**[03:45] ---**
It’s like a cheat weapon!
**[03:45] ---**
I could annihilate entire
buildings with this!
**[03:45] ---**
It’s like a cheat weapon!
**[03:47] ---**
I could annihilate
entire buildings with this!
**[03:50] ---**
Calm down.
That tool is difficult to control.
**[03:50] ---**
Calm down...
**[03:50] ---**
That tool is
difficult to control.
**[03:54] ---**
Why don’t you practice on this?
**[03:57] ---**
Now, Debeko, remember all of your
worst memories up until now.
**[03:57] ---**
Now, Debeko,
remember all of your worst
memories up until now!
**[04:01] ---**
Hmm... hmm...
**[04:07] ---**
D-Drop dead, you scum!
**[04:07] ---**
D-Drop dead,
**[04:07] ---**
...you scum!
**[04:21] ---**
Nakagawa Motors
**[04:21] ---**
Good afternoon!
**[04:23] ---**
I heard Ontan wasn’t feeling well.
**[04:26] ---**
Seems like it was a great shock to her.
That.
**[04:28] ---**
Documents Sent to Prosecutors
on Suspicion of Assault
**[04:28] ---**
Gindama Shamans’ Member Kaibe
Apology Press Conference
**[04:28] ---**
Member of the Gindama Shamans,
Kaibe, who was sent
**[04:31] ---**
to the prosecutor's office on
charges of forcible indecency,
**[04:33] ---**
earlier held an apology press
conference at his office in Tokyo.
**[04:36] ---**
I can’t stand this!
**[04:38] ---**
I begged my Dad in order to have him
buy me the concert tickets!
**[04:43] ---**
This world is filled with idiots.
**[04:46] ---**
Ontan, you mustn’t expect
anything from other people.
**[04:49] ---**
Hey, you.
**[04:52] ---**
It would be a shame to leave
Ontan alone, so be by her side.
**[04:56] ---**
I’ll do what I can on my own for today.
**[05:03] ---**
How many months?
**[05:05] ---**
Huh?
**[05:06] ---**
Oh, this child?
I’m in my ninth month.
**[05:09] ---**
Once the barrier to this railroad
crossing comes down,
**[05:11] ---**
it doesn’t come back
up for a long time.
**[05:13] ---**
You’re right about that.
**[05:14] ---**
And on hot days like today...
**[05:16] ---**
Are you troubled?
**[05:18] ---**
Huh?
**[05:18] ---**
You’re troubled, aren’t you?
You’re a troubled person, right?
**[05:22] ---**
Making a pregnant lady to continue
standing here under the scorching sun.
**[05:26] ---**
The weak are left to suffer,
and yet people turn a blind eye.
**[05:31] ---**
Unless the political and corporate
bodies face issues like this more seriously,
**[05:34] ---**
this society cannot
fundamentally change.
**[05:46] ---**
But it’ll be all right.
Because I will change things.
**[05:52] ---**
Hiroshi!
**[05:54] ---**
Go and buy me some ice cream!
**[05:55] ---**
Ah, we have made changes lineup to
bring you this news to the regular program
**[05:58] ---**
Derailment Accident
Many Injured
LIVE Setagaya City, Tokyo
**[05:58] ---**
Live Derailment Accident in Setagaya, Tokyo
**[05:59] ---**
Apparently a train derailed close to here.
**[06:00] ---**
Miss Kobayakawa is on site.
**[06:02] ---**
Yes!
**[06:03] ---**
A train has fallen on its side in Setagaya City,
and rescue operations are currently underway.
**[06:08] ---**
According to witness reports, part of the track
suddenly became distorted and rose.
**[06:13] ---**
Emergency brakes were applied too late,
and the train went off the tracks.
**[06:16] ---**
Over here first!
**[06:17] ---**
Nearby homes have
also been damaged,
**[06:18] ---**
and it appears that there are
a significant number of casualties.
**[06:26] ---**
Another Victim
**[06:26] ---**
Shizu Sato (89 years old)
Setagaya City
**[06:27] ---**
Shizu Sato,
who was in critical condition
**[06:29] ---**
following the Setagaya derailment
accident, has been confirmed dead.
**[06:32] ---**
That was not my intention.
**[06:35] ---**
In a press conference
held by the railroad company,
**[06:37] ---**
I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
**[06:37] ---**
they have stated that there were
no deficiencies in the track maintenance.
**[06:40] ---**
Minister Ogino’s Responsibilities
**[06:40] ---**
Illegal Donations Made to
the Personal Office of Ogino,
Minister of Economy
Trade and Industry
**[06:41] ---**
Ogino, Minister of Economy, Trade and Industry,
who is facing bribery allegations,
**[06:44] ---**
To Kadode,
I’m going to be late again today.
Warm up something from the fridge.
-Mom
**[06:44] ---**
was rushed to a hospital in Tokyo
claiming to have a “poor health condition”.
**[06:51] ---**
There are a lot of
other people who deserve to die.
**[06:55] ---**
To all my fans and everyone involved.
**[06:58] ---**
Nothing but sad news!
Why does everyone choose to do no good?
**[07:03] ---**
Gin-shama is the worst!
**[07:06] ---**
I generally agree... however, if you label
even people who have lived an honest life
**[07:10] ---**
but make a single mistake as villains,
there’d be no end in sight.
**[07:14] ---**
Remember to hate the sin
and not the person, Oran.
**[07:19] ---**
Just because you were hurt
doesn’t make it okay to hurt someone else.
**[07:25] ---**
The most terrifying are those
with no malicious intent.
**[07:29] ---**
If there is no malice,
there can be no remorse.
**[07:32] ---**
I’ll never fail again.
**[07:34] ---**
Moreover, if such people connect their
actions to their own sense of justice,
**[07:39] ---**
they become unstoppable.
**[07:41] ---**
Taiyo University Hospital
**[07:42] ---**
Here from Aomori’s
forest that never sleeps,
**[07:45] ---**
I’m your cute apple princess,
Myon-Myon!
**[07:48] ---**
I’ll say ready set,
then you call my name. Ready, set...
**[07:52] ---**
Myon-Myon!
**[07:54] ---**
You seem well.
**[07:56] ---**
Huh?
**[07:58] ---**
There’s no use trying to escape.
**[08:01] ---**
Young lady,
are you a patient at this hospital?
**[08:04] ---**
Who I am is not important.
**[08:08] ---**
What we need are results.
**[08:11] ---**
I will never fail again.
**[08:14] ---**
I do not approve of people
who are motivated by self-interest.
**[08:19] ---**
We must build an impartial society
with everyone helping each other.
**[08:23] ---**
You are evil.
I am on the side of the weak.
**[08:33] ---**
My dream is to make everybody
happy with my apple smile!
**[08:37] ---**
My dream...
**[08:39] ---**
...is to become strong.
**[08:41] ---**
My dream is to make everybody
happy with my apple smile!
**[08:50] ---**
You’re able to go today, right?
**[08:53] ---**
Huh? What?
**[08:55] ---**
What do you mean “what”?
The Demons good deed activities!
**[08:58] ---**
We’ll go and search for
people in trouble, and help them!
**[09:02] ---**
Oh, we were doing such things,
weren’t we?
**[09:05] ---**
You know,
I haven’t had much sleep lately.
**[09:10] ---**
Let’s go to the park.
**[09:11] ---**
Kadode!
**[09:15] ---**
By the way,
when is the Gin-shama concert?
**[09:18] ---**
This coming Saturday.
But I’m still unsure whether or not I’ll go.
**[09:23] ---**
Since Kaibe, my favorite,
got arrested.
**[09:25] ---**
Okay, leave it to me.
**[09:28] ---**
I’m pretty awesome, you know.
You get special treatment, Ontan.
**[09:38] ---**
Testing, testing...
**[09:41] ---**
Good, member positioning is good.
**[09:52] ---**
Watch out!
**[09:55] ---**
Gindama Shamans Concert Canceled
Due to an Accident During Rehearsal
**[09:55] ---**
The accident occurred during a rehearsal for Gindama Shamans’
live concert “GINDAMA SHAMANS' 3RD HALL TOUR” scheduled
to be held in Tokyo. In response, the agency announced
that the performance would be canceled.
**[10:00] ---**
Thread to Look for the Most Terrible Person 44
**[10:00] ---**
Name: A Truly Scary No-Name 200
**[10:00] ---**
Please tell me which person you believe to be
the most terrible. I will erase that person for you.
**[10:06] ---**
You really shouldn’t.
**[10:07] ---**
You’re a high schooler, for goodness sake.
You can’t go around bullying your classmate.
**[10:11] ---**
I’ll let you off easy this time.
**[10:13] ---**
In return,
tell me the most terrible person you know.
**[10:18] ---**
Tell me the most
terrible person you know.
**[10:23] ---**
Tell me the most
terrible person you know.
**[10:28] ---**
Is there any other fifth graders out there
looking for gory images? I guess not. Hahaha
**[10:28] ---**
Conversations from others in today’s class.
About a cool new song, or cute outfits.
That’s about it.
**[10:28] ---**
On the other hand, I look at a corpse floating
in this sea of electrons, and chat about it.
It’s a brilliant world. Am I crazy?
**[10:28] ---**
Is that a compliment?
In the meantime, morning has arrived (lol)
**[10:39] ---**
You’re home, Mom.
**[10:40] ---**
Hey, Kadode, have you been
sneaking out of your room at night lately?
**[10:45] ---**
You weren’t in your room the other day.
**[10:48] ---**
I was waiting for you for three hours.
**[10:51] ---**
It’s nothing important.
**[10:53] ---**
There’s no need to go outta
your way to try and be a Mom.
**[10:55] ---**
Why don’t you focus
more on your work?
**[11:03] ---**
Bang!
**[11:07] ---**
Hey, stop fooling around.
**[11:17] ---**
I saw you.
That derailment accident the other day.
**[11:21] ---**
Miss Koyama,
you were close to it, weren’t you?
**[11:24] ---**
What were you doing then on the roof?
**[11:28] ---**
The moment you pointed
at the tracks, the train...
**[11:33] ---**
A coincidence.
**[11:34] ---**
There are times when you want to
look at the scenery from above, right?
**[11:37] ---**
But there’s something fishy.
**[11:39] ---**
The boys are suddenly
doing whatever you say.
**[11:42] ---**
Are you threatening them?
**[11:45] ---**
Calling yourselves the Demons,
is so lame.
**[11:49] ---**
And all that pretty stuff you write
in the school newspaper.
**[11:52] ---**
You’re setting all that up,
aren’t you?
**[11:55] ---**
Be honest, Miss Koyama!
**[11:57] ---**
The truth is you’re up to stuff
you shouldn’t be doing, right?
**[11:59] ---**
Check in her bag.
I’m sure we’ll see something strange in there.
**[12:04] ---**
13th issue
Refreshing Newspaper
**[12:04] ---**
Let's Follow
the Traffic Rules
**[12:04] ---**
Another Good
Deed for Demons
**[12:06] ---**
Heck with your Demons.
**[12:09] ---**
Hey! Stop it!
**[12:11] ---**
We don’t need some school
newspaper made by demons.
**[12:24] ---**
Nobody leaves the classroom.
**[12:29] ---**
Listen to what I have to say.
**[12:32] ---**
Otherwise, I can kill everyone
in this room in ten seconds.
**[12:38] ---**
Sorry. I’m sorry, Kadode!
I told them we should stop!
**[12:41] ---**
Maejima told us to do as she says!
**[12:44] ---**
Bystanders are also guilty, so no.
**[12:49] ---**
Stop getting raveled
by such trivial things.
**[12:52] ---**
I have many things
that I must do.
**[12:56] ---**
Everyone, remember this.
**[12:58] ---**
The world will become
much, much better.
**[13:01] ---**
No matter how incompetent
and powerless you are,
**[13:05] ---**
I will make things better for you.
**[13:07] ---**
I have the ability to do that,
and it is my duty.
**[13:11] ---**
So make sure you keep
this a secret from everyone.
**[13:16] ---**
I’m sure you know what will happen
if you fail to keep this a secret.
**[13:28] ---**
K-Kadode...
**[13:33] ---**
No, no, Kadode.
**[13:35] ---**
Stop it!
**[13:51] ---**
You made a promise with
Isobeyan that you would not misuse it.
**[13:56] ---**
This isn’t misusing it.
I did the right thing.
**[14:00] ---**
They ripped apart the newspaper
that you made, Ontan.
**[14:04] ---**
I will not forgive anyone who
does anything to make you sad.
**[14:08] ---**
Because you’re special, Ontan.
**[14:10] ---**
I’ll do anything I can to make sure
that this world rotates around you,
**[14:15] ---**
the kindest person in the world.
**[14:19] ---**
By any chance...
**[14:20] ---**
It just occurred to me, by any chance,
**[14:22] ---**
were you the one who caused
the Gin-shama concert to be cancelled?
**[14:29] ---**
I dunno. How should I know?
**[14:32] ---**
Kadode, when you tell a lie,
**[14:34] ---**
you have a habit of adjusting your glasses
by pressing it in the middle,
**[14:37] ---**
like you just did.
**[14:41] ---**
You figured it out.
Yes I did it. I did it for you.
**[14:46] ---**
There’s no need to have a concert
that you’re not gonna be able to enjoy.
**[14:50] ---**
But! What if someone got hurt?!
**[14:52] ---**
I made adjustments so that
there would be no injuries.
**[14:55] ---**
I’m not incompetent.
Don’t underestimate me.
**[15:02] ---**
Kadode!
**[15:03] ---**
I’ve been a big fan of
“Isobeyan” since I was little,
**[15:06] ---**
but I’ve always hated Debeko.
**[15:09] ---**
She’s so elated and selfish.
**[15:11] ---**
She never uses the
Secret Tools for anything worthwhile.
**[15:14] ---**
I think, if it were me,
I’d use them for more meaningful things.
**[15:18] ---**
That people around the world
can live more happily.
**[15:22] ---**
Not doing what one can do is a crime.
**[15:25] ---**
Not realizing what can
be done is plain foolish.
**[15:28] ---**
In both cases, you’re left
with nothing but sadness.
**[15:31] ---**
I realized something.
**[15:33] ---**
That almost all sad situations
are created by people.
**[15:39] ---**
That’s why I decided to
erase unnecessary people.
**[15:45] ---**
You mean, like that politician
who was attacked in the hospital?
**[15:49] ---**
Yeah. And many others.
**[15:52] ---**
Try searching for
unnecessary people,
**[15:54] ---**
and you find that there are as
many as there are stars in the sky.
**[15:57] ---**
Then, did you cause
the train derailment accident?!
**[16:00] ---**
That...!
**[16:02] ---**
I really regret my actions. But...
**[16:06] ---**
Helping people
who are troubled isn’t enough.
**[16:09] ---**
I must be the one to crush
those bad guys, one by one.
**[16:13] ---**
N-No, Kadode!
**[16:19] ---**
Why not?
**[16:20] ---**
All I’m trying to do is
make this world better.
**[16:24] ---**
But, how do you define bad guys?
**[16:26] ---**
Everybody can on occasion
end up doing something wrong,
**[16:29] ---**
but the same people have good
things about them, too.
**[16:32] ---**
I used to be a bad person who
silently watched you get bullied.
**[16:39] ---**
Then in all fairness,
I should die too, right?
**[16:44] ---**
If you continue doing this,
there will be no one left in this world!
**[16:48] ---**
Then humans should just disappear.
**[16:53] ---**
But you know what?
**[16:54] ---**
I’m gonna save just you, Ontan.
**[16:57] ---**
So trust me, okay?
**[17:00] ---**
I am your absolute.
**[17:13] ---**
You’re outta your mind!
**[17:16] ---**
Y-You hit me!
**[17:17] ---**
I’m not special! I’m ordinary!
**[17:21] ---**
Don’t tell me that everything you did
all on your own was all for me!
**[17:26] ---**
You’re wrong!
I thought everything through,
**[17:29] ---**
and this is the answer I came to!
**[17:31] ---**
We don’t need such an answer!
**[17:33] ---**
Worry some more!
Worry your whole life!
**[17:35] ---**
Let go of me, idiot!
**[17:37] ---**
Hey, calm down.
**[17:39] ---**
Stop it.
**[17:42] ---**
Darn, I can’t take this!
**[17:44] ---**
Enough, I’m going home!
**[17:46] ---**
I don’t need this thing!
**[17:51] ---**
There’s... no turning back!
**[18:22] ---**
About Miss Koyama who has been
sick and absent from school.
**[18:26] ---**
It seems that she has moved.
**[18:28] ---**
If anyone would like to know her
new address, come to me after class.
**[18:35] ---**
[Unidentified language]
**[18:39] ---**
If you’re going to Kadode’s home,
shall I come, too?
**[18:43] ---**
Hey, you had noticed that Kadode
had stolen your tool, hadn’t you?
**[18:49] ---**
Yeah...
**[18:51] ---**
Why won’t you do anything?
**[18:55] ---**
My purpose here is
strictly to investigate.
**[18:58] ---**
Are you testing us?!
**[19:01] ---**
I have emotions, too.
**[19:03] ---**
It hurts me to see you two
struggle over a misunderstanding.
**[19:07] ---**
If possible, I want to help out.
**[19:11] ---**
I’m no longer going to count on you.
**[19:15] ---**
I’ll solve things on my own.
**[19:18] ---**
So do not follow me, no matter what.
**[19:21] ---**
Koyama
**[19:21] ---**
My name is Oran Nakagawa,
from fifth grade class one.
**[19:27] ---**
Kadode’s classmate?
**[19:29] ---**
Um, I’ve come to return
an umbrella she forgot,
**[19:32] ---**
and some manga I borrowed.
**[19:34] ---**
Kadode says she doesn’t
want to meet anybody.
**[19:37] ---**
Dad.
**[19:38] ---**
That girl’s an exception.
**[19:45] ---**
Isobeyan
**[19:48] ---**
Hey, Kadode,
**[19:50] ---**
come to school.
**[19:52] ---**
Well, if you really don’t want to,
don’t come to school.
**[19:56] ---**
But Isobeyan and I are
very worried about you.
**[19:59] ---**
Isobeyan?
**[20:01] ---**
Have you come to talk about the manga?
**[20:04] ---**
What are you saying?!
**[20:05] ---**
Who we saved at the beach,
during the summer tutoring camp.
**[20:08] ---**
That was all a delusion.
**[20:11] ---**
I hear there are actually many
children that say things like that.
**[20:15] ---**
The doctor at our hospital told me.
**[20:17] ---**
You’re wrong!
Isobeyan really exists!
**[20:20] ---**
The three of us played together!
**[20:22] ---**
Then that makes me
a murderer, after all.
**[20:27] ---**
Ontan,
**[20:29] ---**
kill me.
**[20:33] ---**
I think I’ll be going somewhere
much farther away.
**[20:37] ---**
You know, Dad and Mom
are really nice to me right now.
**[20:42] ---**
Are you moving again?
**[20:44] ---**
So I’m sorry, Oran.
**[20:47] ---**
Let’s not meet any more.
**[20:50] ---**
I always found it strange that Isobeyan
would forgive Debeko’s selfishness.
**[20:55] ---**
I thought she should be using the secret
tools for things that’ll help this world.
**[21:00] ---**
But now I know.
**[21:02] ---**
Isobeyan was not Debeko’s tool.
**[21:05] ---**
They were friends.
**[21:08] ---**
Maybe what I needed was
not power but friends.
**[21:16] ---**
Hey, Ontan.
**[21:20] ---**
That hairstyle looks great on you.
**[21:23] ---**
You’re really cute.
**[21:26] ---**
I’ll somehow take care of
the rest on my own, okay?
**[21:35] ---**
I wonder if I can fly!
**[21:37] ---**
Isobeyan
**[21:53] ---**
Kadode!
**[22:03] ---**
Huh?
**[22:04] ---**
I swear I was just talking to someone.
**[22:08] ---**
Oh,
**[22:10] ---**
of course!
**[22:12] ---**
Nakagawa Destroy Oran
Your work on the battlefield
last night was truly admirable.
I’ll be waiting on the battlefield again tonight!!
**[22:13] ---**
Nakagawa Destroy Oran
I saw a ghost!!
**[22:20] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[22:27] ---**
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
**[22:30] ---**
It's the end of the world
**[22:32] ---**
Beyond human control, lol, lol
**[22:36] ---**
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
**[22:38] ---**
Showered by distortion
**[22:39] ---**
Under restriction here
**[22:41] ---**
Even self-questioning
**[22:43] ---**
Hey, can you hear me?
**[22:45] ---**
I know everything
**[22:46] ---**
Now, don't stop
**[22:48] ---**
Let's go
**[22:49] ---**
I wanna be WITH YOU
**[22:50] ---**
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
**[22:53] ---**
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
**[22:57] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[23:03] ---**
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
**[23:10] ---**
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
**[23:17] ---**
My absolute sanctum I hold up
**[23:20] ---**
Doesn't scare me anymore
**[23:23] ---**
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
**[23:31] ---**
The earth's broken down
**[23:34] ---**
Let's fly in the sky together
**[23:37] ---**
I won't let you go
**[23:43] ---**
See ya
**[23:45] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
# E7 - Episode 7
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG5XZV/episode-7)
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**[00:01] ---**
Nakagawa Destroy Oran
The action on the battlefield
last night was truly spectacular.
I’ll be waiting on the battlefield again tonight!!
**[00:03] ---**
Nakagawa Destroy Oran
I saw a ghost!!
**[00:07] ---**
That’s awesome.
**[00:09] ---**
So you ended up deciding
to go to Surume University.
**[00:13] ---**
It was my last option.
**[00:16] ---**
Did you come all the way to school to
complain on optional attendance day?
**[00:19] ---**
I came all the way here
for you to cheer me up.
**[00:22] ---**
Okay, good job.
**[00:26] ---**
The graduation ceremony is next week.
**[00:28] ---**
Yeah, time really flies.
**[00:31] ---**
What will you do, Mr. Watarase?
**[00:33] ---**
In a few days, my time as a high school girl,
your favorite, will be over.
**[00:37] ---**
Hmm...
**[00:38] ---**
It’s not something I can do anything about.
**[00:46] ---**
You’re here too, Rin.
What are you-
**[00:51] ---**
U-Um, sorry to call you out so sudden.
It’s about this weekend. I was wondering.
**[00:56] ---**
Will you go on a date with me?
**[01:00] ---**
Huh?
**[01:02] ---**
Episode 7
**[01:12] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:15] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:16] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:18] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:24] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:30] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:36] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:38] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:40] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:41] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:48] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:50] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:52] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:57] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[02:00] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[02:03] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:07] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:09] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:12] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:15] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:18] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:20] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:24] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:28] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:31] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:34] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:38] ---**
The other day,
I saw the ghost of that third-rate idol.
**[02:42] ---**
Third-rate idol?
**[02:45] ---**
Do you mean Oba?!
**[02:46] ---**
Yeah, that disgusting little boy.
**[02:49] ---**
But he died in the 8/31 incident.
You must’ve seen someone identical.
**[02:53] ---**
He suddenly disappeared.
So that was definitely a ghost.
**[02:57] ---**
Rise up, Earthlings!
**[03:01] ---**
You notice a lot of
Self-Defense Forces recently?
**[03:03] ---**
Yeah. I heard rumors about stray invaders
escaping from the vessel that crashed.
**[03:08] ---**
Don’t tell me you actually believe that.
**[03:11] ---**
Meow.
**[03:15] ---**
Are you the invader they’re talking about?
**[03:18] ---**
Meow.
**[03:23] ---**
Comedian’s post claiming that
invaders exist goes viral:
**[03:23] ---**
There are idiots who are telling the government to
admit the existence of “invaders”,
but how do you protect creatures that aren’t even real?
Have their brains boiled over?
It's like saying that water imps should
be given human rights and the right to vote.
**[03:24] ---**
I’ve put together another worthless article.
**[03:28] ---**
Both defenders and naysayers
shall engage in futile fights
**[03:32] ---**
to their heart’s content in the
comments section of my stupid site.
**[03:34] ---**
Currently a number of human rights groups
are holding demonstrations in front of the Diet.
**[03:35] ---**
Demonstrations in front of
the National Diet Building
**[03:35] ---**
Appeal to the government to
recognize the existence of “invaders”
**[03:39] ---**
Comedian’s post claiming that
invaders exist goes viral:
**[03:40] ---**
You really think
an invader exists?
**[03:40] ---**
They say they are calling on the government
to recognize the alleged invaders
**[03:42] ---**
I found this on the internet.
A photo of an invader?
**[03:47] ---**
who escaped from the vessel, and
to immediately provide them with protection.
**[03:52] ---**
Invaders...
**[03:54] ---**
Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
**[03:55] ---**
Currently, the invader mop-up
operation in the Kichijoji area
**[03:56] ---**
HUMAN RIGHTS
FOR INVADERS
**[03:59] ---**
is progressing with sixty-eight percent
completed and 561 invaders collected.
**[04:04] ---**
HUMAN RIGHTS
FOR INVADERS
**[04:05] ---**
There have been
zero injuries on our side.
**[04:08] ---**
From where did the information leak out?
**[04:10] ---**
Leak out, sir?
**[04:12] ---**
The invaders.
**[04:14] ---**
Over the past few days,
members of the press have been seen around SES.
**[04:18] ---**
File01
SES Corp
Second Parking
**[04:18] ---**
File02
SES Corp
Main Entrance
**[04:19] ---**
They may have seen one
when brought in.
**[04:22] ---**
Or perhaps Kichijoji
was not isolated in time.
**[04:26] ---**
Sightings in the area have been increasing.
**[04:29] ---**
It’s going to be difficult
to hide it any longer.
**[04:31] ---**
Prime Minister's Office
**[04:33] ---**
Following the Fujin #7,
**[04:35] ---**
the Fujin Light, small aircrafts for
urban warfare, will be deployed soon.
**[04:40] ---**
And once Chokujin is completed,
defending the coastal area will be a breeze.
**[04:45] ---**
We’ll no longer need to be concerned
about what other countries are up to.
**[04:49] ---**
Therefore, we’re looking into terminating
**[04:51] ---**
the joint investigation of
the mother ship with the U.S.
**[04:54] ---**
To Mr. Ogino
Myon-Myon
**[04:55] ---**
What? Really?
**[04:58] ---**
Yes, the mother ship
is a unique asset of our country.
**[05:01] ---**
There is no way we can allow other countries
to obtain anything more, including information.
**[05:06] ---**
But if we did that, I think that would
make President Padron very upset.
**[05:12] ---**
That’s precisely what the Chokujin is for,
and what the Fujin is for.
**[05:16] ---**
Once this is in place,
the traditional diplomatic
**[05:18] ---**
and security policy framework
would become unnecessary.
**[05:22] ---**
Upon completion of the Chokujin, we will
hold an inspection ceremony centered on Fujin.
**[05:27] ---**
We will show this off
to the rest of the world.
**[05:31] ---**
Tokyo Station
**[05:32] ---**
“Toto Bus Half-day Whirlwind Tour”?
**[05:35] ---**
Sorry. This is like
what old people do, isn’t it?
**[05:38] ---**
I don’t mind it.
People often say I’m like an old lady.
**[05:44] ---**
Thank you for using
Toto Bus Tokyo Sightseeing Tour.
**[05:50] ---**
Today, please enjoy the sights of Tokyo,
**[05:53] ---**
which is attracting attention
from all over the world.
**[05:56] ---**
“Huzzah!”
**[05:58] ---**
This is the only place in the world
where you can see a gigantic mother ship in the air,
**[06:03] ---**
and with the World Expo on the horizon,
Tokyo has been making a remarkable comeback
**[06:07] ---**
in recent years as it
aims to become a tourist city.
**[06:10] ---**
Surprisingly,
even for people living in Tokyo,
**[06:13] ---**
About what kind of place Tokyo is.
**[06:14] ---**
You’re right.
I don’t come to this side of Tokyo much.
**[06:18] ---**
I’ve only known baseball since I was little,
so I don’t know much about anything else.
**[06:23] ---**
Is that so? Come to think of it,
our school’s baseball team
**[06:27] ---**
did really well in the
Tokyo tournament, didn’t it?
**[06:31] ---**
Yeah. Although I was only
a benchwarmer. For three years.
**[06:36] ---**
Sorry.
**[06:38] ---**
But in the end I was able to
see my teammates perform well,
**[06:41] ---**
so I think it was a fulfilling three years.
**[06:44] ---**
You’re a nice person, Mojiya.
**[06:47] ---**
Huh?
**[06:48] ---**
When you told me you wanted to talk to me,
at first, I thought it was some sorta prank.
**[06:53] ---**
No way...
**[06:55] ---**
Oh, look, Mojiya!
**[06:56] ---**
Deep fried “Mother Ship”
**[06:57] ---**
Deep Fried Mother Ship.
**[07:00] ---**
Okay, let me treat you to one!
**[07:04] ---**
Here.
**[07:05] ---**
You don’t hafta try so hard to be kind to me.
**[07:13] ---**
Well?
**[07:15] ---**
It’s tasty.
**[07:18] ---**
Everybody, please look to your left.
**[07:21] ---**
That is the sixty-meter vessel shot down
by the U.S. during the 8/31 incident.
**[07:28] ---**
Access to this area of Chiyoda City
is still restricted even now.
**[07:32] ---**
Terrible. The damage to those buildings.
**[07:36] ---**
It’s still the same as it was
that day inside the restricted area.
**[07:42] ---**
Now, please look straight ahead.
**[07:46] ---**
That is Chokujin, the latest anti-mother ship weapon.
**[07:49] ---**
One of three currently under
construction in Tokyo, the Koraku.
**[07:54] ---**
It is said that when completed,
it will be possible to destroy vessels,
**[07:57] ---**
like the one we saw earlier, in mid-air.
**[08:05] ---**
It has been decided that the
Fujin and Chokujin will become mascots,
**[08:09] ---**
as symbols of peace at the Tokyo Expo.
**[08:12] ---**
Please take a look at the pamphlet.
**[08:15] ---**
Stamp Rally Tokyo Expo
**[08:15] ---**
One entry per person
**[08:15] ---**
Luxury prizes for
participating
**[08:17] ---**
This is cute.
**[08:19] ---**
Wanna get a pair for us?
**[08:20] ---**
Ah, sure. If you want it, Mojiya.
**[08:26] ---**
Destroy the mother ship immediately!
**[08:29] ---**
Destroy it!
**[08:30] ---**
We want A-weapon now!
**[08:30] ---**
Never forget.
Blow them all to hell!
**[08:31] ---**
We need no mother ship in our lives!
**[08:35] ---**
What are those people doing?
**[08:38] ---**
Maybe a protest rally by extremists calling
for the complete destruction of the mother ship?
**[08:43] ---**
Wow...
**[08:44] ---**
A hammer of anger against the government
that abandons its citizens!!
**[08:44] ---**
Destroy the mother ship immediately!
**[08:48] ---**
Destroy it!
**[08:50] ---**
That photo’s from our field trip.
**[08:53] ---**
I wonder who gave them that photo.
**[08:55] ---**
That was really sad about Kiho.
**[08:58] ---**
You and, your group of friends seemed
to always be together and having fun.
**[09:04] ---**
But it’s okay.
**[09:06] ---**
The four of us talked it over.
**[09:08] ---**
That we’ll spend our days just like
we always did from now on as well.
**[09:13] ---**
Right now, the one thing
that helps me most is
**[09:16] ---**
to see Rin and Ontan and Kadode
smiling every day as before.
**[09:21] ---**
Maybe I’m being cold-hearted,
continuing to live my life as
**[09:27] ---**
if nothing had happened
even though a friend died.
**[09:29] ---**
I don’t think so.
**[09:32] ---**
What will you do after
you graduate, Mojiya?
**[09:35] ---**
Me?
**[09:36] ---**
I was going to continue onto university,
**[09:39] ---**
but now I’m thinking about
working at Mizuchi Transport.
**[09:42] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[09:44] ---**
I always thought of myself as basically useless,
but that private transportation company said
**[09:49] ---**
they were helping people return
home from evacuation areas.
**[09:52] ---**
I’ve been thinking all along,
what it is that I can do.
**[09:57] ---**
The reason I’m here right now.
**[10:06] ---**
Everybody, please proceed this way.
**[10:14] ---**
Take a look.
**[10:16] ---**
That is the "mother ship" that suddenly appeared
in Tokyo three years ago on August 31st.
**[10:23] ---**
I wanted to etch that image
into my mind once and for all.
**[10:27] ---**
The guys who made Tokyo what it’s become.
**[10:30] ---**
With a total length of five thousand meters
**[10:32] ---**
circling a radius of about
twenty kilometers around Shibuya,
**[10:35] ---**
it travels at a velocity of
five kilometers an hour.
**[10:40] ---**
Aliens!
**[10:41] ---**
There are rumors that
there are aliens inside,
**[10:45] ---**
but as of now there has been no response
to any communications from us,
**[10:49] ---**
and the details are unknown.
**[10:52] ---**
On August 31st, many vessels and
small saucers emerged from the mother ship,
**[10:57] ---**
and many of those crashed.
**[10:59] ---**
Shibuya City, Chiyoda City and Musashino City,
where the crashes occurred,
**[11:03] ---**
Odaiba, where the Self-Defense Forces
Mother Ship Task Force is located,
**[11:07] ---**
and Ota City, which is a highly
contaminated area of A-ray.
**[11:10] ---**
Those five areas have been
designated as restricted areas.
**[11:15] ---**
The temporary housing
you see over there is
**[11:18] ---**
where some of approximately eight hundred
thousand people are still forced to live
**[11:21] ---**
as evacuees in various parts of Tokyo.
**[11:24] ---**
The black mist-like thing
visible to the south is
**[11:27] ---**
the “A-ray” dyed for visualization.
**[11:31] ---**
At the time of the 8/31 outbreak,
**[11:33] ---**
the American military dropped A-bombs
on the “mother ship” passing over Ota Ward,
**[11:39] ---**
so even today, parts of Ota Ward,
centering on Heiwajima,
**[11:42] ---**
remain highly contaminated areas.
**[11:46] ---**
Decontamination work
continues around the clock,
**[11:50] ---**
but in Ota Ward alone, one hundred and eighty
thousand people, a quarter of the population,
**[11:55] ---**
continue to live as evacuees.
**[11:58] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[12:04] ---**
Can you see?
**[12:06] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:07] ---**
I can see it really well.
**[12:12] ---**
I used to live there
until the day of 8/31.
**[12:21] ---**
Sorry. I... I knew nothing about that.
**[12:24] ---**
Suggesting a carefree sightseeing of Tokyo...
**[12:27] ---**
There’s no need to worry about that.
**[12:30] ---**
Um, how’s your family?
**[12:32] ---**
My parents are still living
in temporary housing.
**[12:36] ---**
My younger brothers and I
are living with relatives.
**[12:41] ---**
Sorry...
**[12:42] ---**
Like I said...!
**[12:54] ---**
I have no idea what they’re saying.
**[12:56] ---**
I’m sure they’re talking
about how wonderful Japan is.
**[12:58] ---**
You can tell from all that smiling.
**[13:09] ---**
Is there anything I can do for you, Ai?
**[13:13] ---**
Huh?
**[13:14] ---**
I was thinking after
spending the day with you.
**[13:16] ---**
I want to make you happy.
**[13:20] ---**
I’ve always liked you since
we became classmates in freshman yr.
**[13:27] ---**
Thank you.
**[13:28] ---**
But...
**[13:30] ---**
I may not seem like it,
but I’m pretty happy already.
**[13:34] ---**
Mojiya, I think you worry too much.
**[13:39] ---**
Sure, I’m a little sad that
I can’t go back to my home,
**[13:43] ---**
but my best friend Rin decided to come to
**[13:45] ---**
the same high school as me even
though it’s farther away for her.
**[13:48] ---**
But you’re living away from your parents,
**[13:51] ---**
and you need to take
care of your brothers.
**[13:54] ---**
Well...
**[13:57] ---**
I didn’t mention this earlier,
**[13:59] ---**
but the reason why only my parents
live in the evacuation housing area is
**[14:03] ---**
because by living there,
**[14:05] ---**
they receive considerable
compensation from the government.
**[14:11] ---**
While there are people who
can’t find a place to evacuate,
**[14:14] ---**
it’s like we’re taking advantage
of the emergency situation.
**[14:18] ---**
I’m always overwhelmed with a sense
of guilt toward all kinds of people.
**[14:24] ---**
Besides, I don’t know yet
what it means to date someone.
**[14:29] ---**
I’m sure there are many other
people who need you, Mojiya.
**[14:36] ---**
I think I’ll go home now.
**[14:39] ---**
I need to make dinner for my brothers.
**[14:41] ---**
But... we’re in a world where we
live side by side with these dangers!
**[14:45] ---**
You need someone who
can protect you right now!
**[14:50] ---**
Mojiya.
**[14:53] ---**
If you cry like that,
you make it difficult for me to leave.
**[15:00] ---**
Why can’t it be me?
**[15:03] ---**
You’re too good of a person,
that it hurts me.
**[15:14] ---**
Mojiya, I think you’re an honest
and wonderful person.
**[15:18] ---**
But right now,
**[15:19] ---**
I learned what it’s like to suddenly
no longer be able to see someone important.
**[15:24] ---**
Like Kiho.
**[15:27] ---**
So please understand.
**[15:30] ---**
The truth is, I had a bit of a crush
on you back as a freshman.
**[15:35] ---**
It felt good to be popular
for a bit. Goodbye.
**[15:47] ---**
Trains delayed
Trains are currently not running
due to the interception of a small saucer
**[15:48] ---**
There are currently delays
between Sasazuka and Chofu,
**[15:51] ---**
due to the interception of a small saucer.
**[15:54] ---**
We are sorry for the-
**[15:59] ---**
Before-consumption-tax-goes-up-to 20% sale
Manager’s incredibly low price
1-liter reduced salt soy sauce
268 yen including tax
**[16:03] ---**
Oh, Shoichi?
**[16:05] ---**
It’s Ai. Sorry I’m late.
**[16:07] ---**
I think we’re out of soy sauce.
Would you check for me?
**[16:12] ---**
What?! Shoshiro isn’t home yet?!
**[16:15] ---**
Why didn’t you tell me that first?!
**[16:17] ---**
He always goes out
without saying anything,
**[16:19] ---**
and he refuses to pick up
when I call him.
**[16:28] ---**
That fool!
**[16:29] ---**
He’s still in middle school.
He should not be out playing around at night.
**[16:41] ---**
Danger
**[16:41] ---**
Be careful of accidents
**[16:45] ---**
Shoshiro.
**[16:46] ---**
ARCADE
**[16:50] ---**
Oh, there he is!
**[16:52] ---**
Shoshiro!
**[16:54] ---**
Oh, Ai!
**[16:55] ---**
Woah. A little one is
coming this way.
**[16:58] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[17:00] ---**
Junior high school students and
younger must be accompanied
by a guardian past 6 p.m.
**[17:00] ---**
Black Knight called us out saying
he wanted to enter this fighting game tournament.
**[17:03] ---**
Fighting game
championship
**[17:04] ---**
The crime of interrupting me
and my exhausted body
**[17:06] ---**
Champion
**[17:06] ---**
Runner up
**[17:06] ---**
Third place
**[17:08] ---**
during my nap deserves
capital punishment.
**[17:08] ---**
Champion
**[17:08] ---**
Runner up
**[17:08] ---**
Third place
**[17:10] ---**
I get emotional watching you persist
all night with a knife wielding mackerel!
**[17:14] ---**
Ai, Black Knight is
a genius in these games!
**[17:17] ---**
He almost became champion!
**[17:19] ---**
Honestly, a little too much for me.
**[17:22] ---**
Huh?
**[17:23] ---**
Is it true?
**[17:24] ---**
Regardless whether it’s a beginner
or a guy with his girlfriend,
**[17:27] ---**
the master who crushes them mercilessly
is the epitome of the game brain.
**[17:31] ---**
I was moved! And also despised!
**[17:34] ---**
The “Hell Upper” from
the small feet was a breeze.
**[17:38] ---**
Shoshiro.
**[17:42] ---**
I had no idea that you were so talented.
**[17:46] ---**
Why didn’t you tell me?
**[17:49] ---**
Stop worrying your sister.
**[17:53] ---**
Sorry.
**[17:56] ---**
Ai.
**[17:58] ---**
The soy sauce is heavy.
**[17:59] ---**
Sorry about that. I have few
chances like this to buy in bulk.
**[18:05] ---**
Will you both have dinner with us?
**[18:07] ---**
Yes, yes!
**[18:20] ---**
I’m just fine with things the way they are.
**[18:24] ---**
This curry is non-stop delicious!
What drugs did you put in it?
**[18:28] ---**
Ai! Black Knight says he wants seconds!
**[18:34] ---**
All right!
**[18:36] ---**
SES Corp
**[18:38] ---**
Currently, three Chokujin in Tokyo,
**[18:40] ---**
one in Hakui and one in Okinawa are under
construction, aiming for completion in the summer,
**[18:44] ---**
with a progress rate of over eighty percent.
**[18:46] ---**
Chokujin Deployment Plan
**[18:47] ---**
Also, Okushiri. Oga. Sado. Oki. Iki.
**[18:48] ---**
Okushiri
**[18:49] ---**
Oga
**[18:50] ---**
Sado
**[18:51] ---**
Oki
**[18:51] ---**
Land acquisition
in these locations is underway.
**[18:52] ---**
Iki
**[18:54] ---**
By increasing the output of
our Green Ray by four hundred percent,
**[18:58] ---**
it is theoretically possible to shoot
at distances of one hundred meters
**[19:02] ---**
while maintaining the same
environmental considerations.
**[19:04] ---**
Chokujin Deployment Plan
**[19:04] ---**
Okushiri
**[19:04] ---**
Oga
**[19:04] ---**
Sado
**[19:04] ---**
Oki
**[19:04] ---**
Iki
**[19:04] ---**
The range has also been
increased 2.5 times,
**[19:06] ---**
so it is now possible to intercept it at sea
and drop the wreckage in a safe area.
**[19:12] ---**
This will make it easier
to protect the outskirts.
**[19:15] ---**
What remains is the invaders in Tokyo.
**[19:17] ---**
It’s bothersome that the prime
minister is so weak-willed.
**[19:25] ---**
Number twenty-three. Yurika Kato.
**[19:27] ---**
Graduation Ceremony
Graduation Certificate Ceremony from 10:30
**[19:28] ---**
Yes.
**[19:29] ---**
Number twenty-five, Mayu Kobayashi.
**[19:31] ---**
Yes.
**[19:33] ---**
Number twenty-six, Kadode Koyama.
**[19:37] ---**
Yes!
**[19:47] ---**
One-zero here.
**[19:49] ---**
We have finished taking control
of the Kichijoji Station south exit.
**[19:51] ---**
Commence operations to control
the north exit shopping district, over.
**[19:57] ---**
It is believed that there are still invaders
on the loose within a one-kilometer radius.
**[20:02] ---**
Be very careful not to kill too many.
**[20:05] ---**
Two-eight, roger.
**[20:08] ---**
Looking back,
**[20:09] ---**
the past three years may have been one long
winter of tragedies and recovery due to 8/31.
**[20:11] ---**
Graduation Certificate Ceremony
**[20:19] ---**
But now that is over,
**[20:21] ---**
and we can look at it as a period
in which we were able to show
**[20:24] ---**
the strength and hard work of our people.
**[20:26] ---**
Now, I can say it clearly.
**[20:30] ---**
I’m glad that I was born in this country.
**[20:34] ---**
Two-eight here.
**[20:35] ---**
Currently searching a fast food
shop in target area B6, over.
**[20:39] ---**
One-zero, roger.
**[20:41] ---**
Upon confirming invaders, take care
of them as deemed appropriate, over.
**[20:45] ---**
Two-eight. Roger.
**[20:52] ---**
Now Hiring!
**[21:00] ---**
But we just fought them here the other day.
**[21:03] ---**
There’s a chance they’re gathering
here, searching for food.
**[21:07] ---**
There’s a chance they could
be hungry and violent.
**[21:09] ---**
You say violent, but it’s not like
they can fight back if left alone.
**[21:14] ---**
I can’t hear you.
**[21:16] ---**
The reason of our existence is to always
follow orders and continue firing bullets.
**[21:30] ---**
[Unidentified language]
**[22:03] ---**
[Unidentified language]
**[22:07] ---**
[Unidentified language]
**[22:20] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[22:27] ---**
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
**[22:30] ---**
It's the end of the world
**[22:32] ---**
Beyond human control, lol, lol
**[22:36] ---**
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
**[22:38] ---**
Showered by distortion
**[22:39] ---**
Under restriction here
**[22:41] ---**
Even self-questioning
**[22:43] ---**
Hey, can you hear me?
**[22:45] ---**
I know everything
**[22:46] ---**
Now, don't stop
**[22:48] ---**
Let's go
**[22:49] ---**
I wanna be WITH YOU
**[22:50] ---**
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
**[22:53] ---**
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
**[22:57] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[23:03] ---**
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
**[23:09] ---**
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
**[23:17] ---**
My absolute sanctum I hold up
**[23:20] ---**
Doesn't scare me anymore
**[23:23] ---**
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
**[23:31] ---**
The earth's broken down
**[23:34] ---**
Let's fly in the sky together
**[23:37] ---**
I won't let you go
**[23:43] ---**
See ya
**[23:45] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
# E8 - Episode 8
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**[00:00] ---**
Tokyo Metropolitan Shimoyasuido High School
**[00:01] ---**
Graduation Certificate
Ceremony
**[00:04] ---**
It’s over!
**[00:06] ---**
Everyone, congrats!
**[00:09] ---**
Let’s write messages!
**[00:10] ---**
Yes yes!!
**[00:12] ---**
And you, Oran?
**[00:13] ---**
Yeah, thanks!
**[00:15] ---**
If you give me your address and contact info,
**[00:17] ---**
I’ll tell you where you can get a great duvet.
**[00:20] ---**
Wow, awesome.
Just like a period scheme.
**[00:25] ---**
Photo time!
**[00:31] ---**
Good job, Kadode.
**[00:33] ---**
Let me say congratulations.
**[00:34] ---**
For sure.
**[00:36] ---**
This surely is something
to be congratulated about.
**[00:38] ---**
Why don’t you give me
your contact information?
**[00:41] ---**
Well, if you wanna
make some money, call me.
**[00:44] ---**
Mr. Watarase, that’s sugar dating.
**[00:48] ---**
Besides, you have a girlfriend.
**[00:51] ---**
We broke up, just the other day.
**[00:54] ---**
Hmm... Is that so?
**[00:58] ---**
Just DO IT!
SHOW YOUR BOOBS
**[01:00] ---**
Hey Mr. Watarase.
**[01:01] ---**
Huh?
**[01:03] ---**
Tell me the real truth.
**[01:05] ---**
How dire is the
situation with this world?
**[01:08] ---**
The fact we’re talking nonsense like this
may be sheer luck or coincidence.
**[01:14] ---**
Or it could be that thing’s
capricious nature.
**[01:19] ---**
That doesn’t answer my question.
**[01:22] ---**
Episode 8
**[01:32] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:35] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:36] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:38] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:44] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:50] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:56] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:59] ---**
I can see the truth
**[02:00] ---**
I can peek through
**[02:02] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[02:08] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[02:10] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[02:12] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[02:17] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[02:20] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[02:23] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:27] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:29] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:32] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:35] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:38] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:41] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:44] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:48] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:51] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:54] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:58] ---**
Thank you classmates!
**[03:00] ---**
You’re all such great people
to the extent you don’t remain in my memory!
**[03:04] ---**
Yeah, you’re right.
**[03:05] ---**
Goodbye.
**[03:05] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[03:06] ---**
Love ya, Oran!
**[03:14] ---**
Wow. You’re aspiring to
work in publishing, Kadode?
**[03:18] ---**
I never knew.
**[03:20] ---**
I get it. So in other words,
you’re trying to infiltrate
**[03:25] ---**
the media and imprint
anti-social ideas on the general public.
**[03:29] ---**
Not at all.
**[03:31] ---**
What will you do when
you get to university, Oran?
**[03:34] ---**
What will I do?
**[03:36] ---**
When I get to university,
I’m gonna start an army.
**[03:41] ---**
First, I will gather virgins planning to make their
college debut, and train them into elite fighters.
**[03:48] ---**
Then, I’ll have them
infiltrate famous university
**[03:52] ---**
sorority groups in Tokyo
and control those living the life.
**[03:54] ---**
I’ll dismantle each university and
control Tokyo with marshmallows,
**[03:59] ---**
using private troops
based at these locations.
**[04:01] ---**
Finally, a new government will be
formed while having a barbecue at the Diet.
**[04:07] ---**
Don’t worry. I’ll make sure
that you will each have a seat there.
**[04:11] ---**
Rin, you’ll be the
Minister of Boy’s Love.
**[04:12] ---**
Ai, you’ll be the Minister of Soy Sauce.
**[04:14] ---**
And Kadode, you’ll be
Great Demon Lord of Sex.
**[04:16] ---**
Kadode alone sounds powerful.
**[04:19] ---**
What are you trying to say?
**[04:22] ---**
I’m trying to say...
**[04:25] ---**
Let’s forever be friends!
**[04:32] ---**
High school girls...
**[04:34] ---**
Oh. Ontan’s brother.
**[04:36] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[04:38] ---**
That won’t work.
He’s very wary,
**[04:40] ---**
so you need to first
lure him with food.
**[04:42] ---**
Hiroshi, it’s better if you
stay there and not come out.
**[04:45] ---**
You look the most
handsome in that position.
**[04:48] ---**
This summer, go out in
Protest fashion!
**[04:48] ---**
Hmm... We need to go and shop for clothes.
**[04:52] ---**
Today’s our last day in uniform.
**[04:55] ---**
Come to think of it, Pareco is opening
a new store in Akihabara next week!
**[04:59] ---**
Why don’t we all go to the opening sales?
**[05:01] ---**
Sure, if we can also drop by
the Foreign Game Maniac Shop.
**[05:04] ---**
Why don’t we four go to
Destiny Land on a school uniform date?
**[05:08] ---**
Not me. That would be sad.
**[05:12] ---**
The government has announced
that it is discontinuing
**[05:16] ---**
Nakagawa Motors
**[05:16] ---**
the joint research that had been
conducted with the United States.
**[05:18] ---**
This appears to be because Japan
is now able to defend itself on its own,
**[05:23] ---**
following the completion of
small urban aircrafts like “Fujin Light”
**[05:27] ---**
and the near completion
of the three machines
**[05:30] ---**
“Chokujin Daiba, Koraku and Musashino”
currently under construction in Tokyo.
**[05:41] ---**
Ontan.
**[05:44] ---**
You’re awake.
**[05:46] ---**
What are you doing?
**[05:48] ---**
You’ll catch a cold.
**[05:50] ---**
Then keep me warm.
**[06:19] ---**
Rin Hirama
**[06:19] ---**
Ai Demoto
**[06:19] ---**
Kiho
Kurihara
**[06:19] ---**
Oran
Nakagawa
**[06:19] ---**
Kadode
Koyama
**[06:20] ---**
Hey, Ontan.
**[06:22] ---**
Hm?
**[06:23] ---**
Do you think we’ll be able
to become proper adults?
**[06:27] ---**
Without a doubt.
**[06:29] ---**
Because we... are us.
**[06:44] ---**
Ikeda.
**[06:46] ---**
There you are.
**[06:47] ---**
We’re being dispatched.
**[06:49] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[06:51] ---**
The other day,
those invaders we exterminated...
**[06:54] ---**
I don’t know what they said,
**[06:57] ---**
but they were speaking words.
**[07:00] ---**
Also, one was grieving
when a comrade died.
**[07:05] ---**
This is a secret mission.
**[07:07] ---**
Keep those thoughts to yourself.
**[07:10] ---**
Don’t leak that to anyone.
**[07:12] ---**
We’re doing what we’re
told to do. That’s all.
**[07:21] ---**
Prime Minister’s Office
**[07:21] ---**
The Self-Defense Forces disposed
of two more invaders that were found
**[07:26] ---**
hiding close to Kichijoji Station.
**[07:28] ---**
We should go ahead and announce the
existence of the invaders to the people,
**[07:31] ---**
and then carry out a large-scale
mop-up operation, Mr. Ogino.
**[07:35] ---**
Making it public will have a tremendous impact.
**[07:38] ---**
The economy may also experience a sharp fall.
**[07:41] ---**
I doubt it’s possible to hide the
presence of invaders from the public forever.
**[07:46] ---**
Also, Japan's weapons industry
is now making great strides.
**[07:50] ---**
I don't think the economy
will make a downturn-
**[07:53] ---**
We will make an announcement
when the time is right.
**[07:56] ---**
It’s just, that time is not now.
**[08:00] ---**
Furthermore, we have come across a
big problem while investigating the mother ship.
**[08:06] ---**
Minister Kaminari, what is it?
**[08:08] ---**
It is a problem that threatens our survival.
**[08:13] ---**
As a countermeasure, we are
currently planning this jointly with SES.
**[08:19] ---**
What’s this?
**[08:21] ---**
It’s nicknamed New National Stadium “Ocean”.
**[08:33] ---**
Futaba!
Do you have a moment?
**[08:38] ---**
Ishikawa
Prefecture
**[08:42] ---**
Japan will be reborn as a strong nation!
**[08:45] ---**
Kenzo, make sure you’re
home before the evening!
**[08:49] ---**
Set Meal Namimi
**[08:50] ---**
Hello?
**[08:53] ---**
Oh, Futaba. Welcome.
**[08:57] ---**
Makoto.
**[08:58] ---**
Hey Futaba.
**[09:00] ---**
Do you know her, Makoto?
**[09:02] ---**
Oh.
**[09:03] ---**
She’s a classmate from junior high.
**[09:06] ---**
Oh, my, thank you.
**[09:09] ---**
Thank you for always
helping my brother and me.
**[09:12] ---**
Don’t mention it.
**[09:14] ---**
But I’ll bet Kenzo’s going to be
very lonely without you around.
**[09:20] ---**
Oh, Futaba!
**[09:23] ---**
I hear you’re going to university in Tokyo.
**[09:27] ---**
That’s right.
**[09:28] ---**
Huh? Why’s that?
Tokyo is contaminated,
**[09:32] ---**
and people have been dying
with that vessel crashing, right?
**[09:35] ---**
The university I wanna go to just
happens to be in Tokyo. That’s all.
**[09:39] ---**
They say that in a few years,
Tokyo will be one big burnt field.
**[09:43] ---**
You’re smart but maybe
information illiterate?
**[09:46] ---**
It’s up to me what I wanna do.
**[09:49] ---**
U-Um...
**[09:51] ---**
Futaba!
**[09:52] ---**
What?
**[09:54] ---**
No, nothing.
**[09:56] ---**
Take care of yourself.
**[09:59] ---**
Protest demonstrations are held in
front of the National Diet every weekend,
**[10:04] ---**
and recently interest
in these demonstrations
**[10:07] ---**
has spread to young people,
including teenagers.
**[10:10] ---**
The government is hiding the presence
of the invaders despite numerous sightings.
**[10:10] ---**
National Diet Demonstrations
Voices of participants
**[10:10] ---**
Young people standing up against government
**[10:16] ---**
Right now, Japan’s peace
is being threatened.
**[10:19] ---**
Send back the mother ship
**[10:19] ---**
Don’t forgive
the invaders!!
**[10:19] ---**
National Diet Demonstrations
Voices of participants
**[10:19] ---**
Young people standing up against government
**[10:20] ---**
Japan is at war, and the mother ship
must be destroyed immediately!
**[10:26] ---**
Futaba!
**[10:27] ---**
What is it, Dad?
**[10:30] ---**
On second thought,
I’m against you moving to Tokyo.
**[10:32] ---**
Why would you deliberately
go to such a dangerous place?
**[10:35] ---**
The only people who go to Tokyo nowadays
are those who can’t make it in their home town.
**[10:39] ---**
We talked about this thoroughly
and came to a consensus.
**[10:42] ---**
That’s because you’d always
end the conversation abruptly.
**[10:45] ---**
Do you hate this city that much?!
**[10:48] ---**
Once the “Chokujin” is complete,
it’ll boost the economy and
**[10:50] ---**
transform this place into a big city!
**[10:52] ---**
How many times must I tell you,
you’re missing the point!
**[10:55] ---**
And you stink of alcohol, Dad!
**[10:56] ---**
How dare you!
That’s no way to talk to your father!
**[11:01] ---**
I’m saying this because
I worry about you...
**[11:06] ---**
I’m sorry, Futaba.
**[11:08] ---**
I’ll have a serious talk with your father later.
**[11:11] ---**
Never mind.
I expected this from him.
**[11:14] ---**
Be sure to call me when you arrive in Tokyo.
**[11:20] ---**
Under Construction
**[11:20] ---**
Becoming the Largest Defense City in Hokuriku
with "Chokujin" Under Construction
**[11:32] ---**
Thank you very much for
using Seaweed Airlines today.
**[11:37] ---**
This flight from Komatsu to Haneda is expected
**[11:40] ---**
to take approximately one and a half hours.
**[11:44] ---**
-Please enjoy a wonderful journey of the skies.
**[11:45] ---**
-Um...
**[11:47] ---**
Yes?
**[11:49] ---**
Would you like some candy?
**[11:52] ---**
Ah, no...
**[11:57] ---**
No way. Makoto?
**[11:58] ---**
You finally realized.
**[12:00] ---**
Wha-wha-wha?!
Wh-What’s going on?
**[12:02] ---**
I know you must have a ton of questions,
**[12:05] ---**
but will you calm down?
**[12:06] ---**
I’m surprised, too.
**[12:08] ---**
To be seated next to you?
**[12:10] ---**
Why?
**[12:13] ---**
Do I look strange?
**[12:15] ---**
Not strange,
**[12:17] ---**
but I’ve never seen
you dressed like that.
**[12:20] ---**
Of course.
**[12:23] ---**
But, this is my true appearance.
**[12:27] ---**
I’ve always secretly dressed like a girl
at home since I was little.
**[12:32] ---**
But I just could no longer live my life hiding
**[12:34] ---**
this from everyone around me.
**[12:38] ---**
In other words, Makoto,
you wanna be a girl
**[12:42] ---**
and you like boys..?
**[12:44] ---**
No.
**[12:45] ---**
I just wanna be a cute existence
that is loved by everyone.
**[12:50] ---**
Is it strange for a guy to want to
become cute and beautiful?
**[12:55] ---**
Is it strange to have a desire to
be pampered like a pop idol?
**[13:02] ---**
I know pop idols are generally a girls’ thing
so I can’t become one because I’m a boy,
**[13:06] ---**
but I’m happiest when dressed like this.
**[13:11] ---**
But if the guys back home found out,
I’d be the laughing stock, right?
**[13:16] ---**
However, in Tokyo, I think there may be
people who would accept me the way I am.
**[13:23] ---**
Hey, don’t cry.
**[13:25] ---**
Personally, I see no problem.
**[13:28] ---**
Seriously?
**[13:29] ---**
I imagined you as a
more stubborn person.
**[13:32] ---**
No. But, it was so sudden.
**[13:34] ---**
It’ll take some time for
me to comprehend it all.
**[13:39] ---**
I’ve decided.
**[13:41] ---**
I’m not gonna deny anything
without giving it some thought first.
**[13:45] ---**
I’ll have no prejudice against anyone.
**[13:48] ---**
I will abide by that justice of mine.
**[13:51] ---**
Toward any person,
**[13:52] ---**
or those invaders that may
be aboard that mother ship.
**[13:57] ---**
Even the term “invaders”.
**[13:59] ---**
It’s the term humans decided
on their own to name them, right?
**[14:02] ---**
What if they are here
with a different objective?
**[14:06] ---**
There’s a possibility that
Japan’s national defense weapons
**[14:09] ---**
“Fujin” and “Chokujin” is
unjustifiable self-defense.
**[14:12] ---**
I never had the urge to
discuss these things back home.
**[14:17] ---**
But if I go to Tokyo,
**[14:19] ---**
I’ll be able to confirm with my
own eyes what actually is going on.
**[14:24] ---**
That is my motive to go to Tokyo.
**[14:27] ---**
Do you think I’m weird, Makoto?
**[14:33] ---**
I’m not too smart so
I don’t really understand that stuff,
**[14:38] ---**
but Futaba,
if those are your thoughts,
**[14:41] ---**
then I’ll think that way, too.
**[14:45] ---**
Thank you.
**[14:47] ---**
But you don’t have to try and
match your opinions with mine.
**[14:50] ---**
The most important things
differ from person to person.
**[14:54] ---**
Progress towards measures against saucers
What are the safety issues?
**[14:54] ---**
Chokujin Daiba completed
**[14:54] ---**
This is Chokujin Daiba,
which was newly deployed the other day.
**[14:59] ---**
The Green Ray laser developed by
SES has been significantly strengthened to
**[15:04] ---**
the point it is expected to not only destroy
vessels but also damage the mother ship itself.
**[15:09] ---**
Mom, you take good care of yourself.
**[15:13] ---**
Huh?! I don’t want you telling me that.
**[15:17] ---**
Don’t you later regret remaining in Tokyo!
**[15:21] ---**
Wear a mask, gargle
and wash my hands, right?
**[15:24] ---**
Yes, I will be careful.
**[15:26] ---**
Kadode!
**[15:28] ---**
If you become lonely living alone,
**[15:30] ---**
feel free to come to Nagano anytime.
**[15:32] ---**
I’ll do my best so that you’d
be comfortable calling me Dad.
**[15:37] ---**
In any case,
be sure to text me every day.
**[15:48] ---**
Goodbye, Kadode!
**[15:50] ---**
Even after you move far away,
don’t you forget about me.
**[15:54] ---**
I’m just moving to a different route,
a little farther from the station.
**[15:57] ---**
I’m only about ten
minutes away by bicycle.
**[16:00] ---**
Thank you for everything.
**[16:02] ---**
This brings back all the fun
memories we had together.
**[16:06] ---**
I’m having trouble remembering
the time you threw up during lunch
**[16:10] ---**
because they
served carrots that you don’t like,
**[16:13] ---**
or when you had the hots for, and
went crazy over that weird little boy pop idol
**[16:18] ---**
You’re remembering all of that.
**[16:20] ---**
If you can, try to forget those things.
**[16:23] ---**
Anyway, we must go and buy clothes today,
no matter what, so don’t be late!
**[16:29] ---**
We’re all meeting at 2 p.m., at Akihabara!
**[16:32] ---**
Roger.
**[16:35] ---**
Also, in grade ten, that night when you cried
in your pillow because you weighed over sixty kg!
**[16:40] ---**
Stop it!
They’re things from the past!
**[16:44] ---**
By the way, I’m moving right now
**[16:44] ---**
Naoki Watarase
I don’t care.
**[16:44] ---**
If you’re free, can we
go on a date sometime?
**[16:48] ---**
Naoki Watarase
lol
**[16:54] ---**
Kadode?
**[16:58] ---**
Huh?
**[17:01] ---**
Kohiruimaki?
**[17:04] ---**
Sorry.
**[17:05] ---**
You seem a lot different
so I didn’t recognize you.
**[17:08] ---**
I heard you were going
to a university in Nagoya.
**[17:11] ---**
From Kiho.
**[17:12] ---**
Kadode. What are your
thoughts about the relationship
**[17:16] ---**
between the government,
SES and the invaders?
**[17:20] ---**
Ah, well... you can’t expect me to have
an answer when asked so abruptly...
**[17:24] ---**
Well, I guess so, yeah?
**[17:27] ---**
You’ll also continue unaware
about what’s happening.
**[17:30] ---**
Kohiruimaki?
**[17:34] ---**
Tokyo’s dangerous.
**[17:36] ---**
Or rather, the entire country’s
already gone out of control,
**[17:39] ---**
and has reached a point of no return.
**[17:41] ---**
All the smart people are saying so.
**[17:46] ---**
But I’ve decided to remain in Tokyo.
**[17:50] ---**
Because there’s still
something that I must do here.
**[18:00] ---**
What a coincidence, Kadode.
What are you doing in a place like this?
**[18:07] ---**
I’m moving.
**[18:09] ---**
Oh? Is that so?
That’s awesome!
**[18:11] ---**
I want to see your new place!
**[18:23] ---**
Ontan, it’s open!
**[18:26] ---**
Wow, this is awesome!
**[18:29] ---**
I’ve never seen such a large closet!
**[18:31] ---**
And it’s connected to the entrance!
How wonderful!
**[18:35] ---**
So convenient!
**[18:36] ---**
Ontan.
**[18:37] ---**
This is the entire space you see here.
**[18:43] ---**
We’re almost arriving in Haneda.
**[18:46] ---**
You know, Futaba,
**[18:48] ---**
when we arrive in Tokyo...
**[18:51] ---**
A small saucer.
**[18:56] ---**
Wh-What?
**[18:57] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen,
this aircraft is currently undergoing
**[19:00] ---**
a sudden course change based on
instructions from air traffic control.
**[19:04] ---**
In the case of an emergency,
all passengers should be prepared for impact.
**[19:10] ---**
In the case of an emergency,
all passengers should be prepared for impact.
**[19:16] ---**
Wow. That’s enormous.
**[19:18] ---**
N-no... not yet...
**[19:22] ---**
I don’t want to die...
**[19:25] ---**
Invader vessel and numerous
small saucers identified!
**[19:29] ---**
Preparing to launch “Chokujin Daiba”!
**[19:35] ---**
“Chokujin Daiba” coordinate
adjustments complete.
**[19:38] ---**
Commencing countdown.
**[19:39] ---**
Six... five... four... three... two... one...
**[19:45] ---**
Fire!
**[20:34] ---**
End of March.
**[20:36] ---**
There was a spring-like breeze on this day.
**[20:39] ---**
The words “war” and “peace” got thrown
around a lot by all the important people on TV,
**[20:46] ---**
but the sound of their words got blown
across the sky with that first spring breeze.
**[20:52] ---**
All we thought about was clothes on sale,
**[20:55] ---**
release dates of new games,
**[20:58] ---**
and the beginning of our university lives.
**[21:03] ---**
Was it defiance? Was it giving up?
**[21:06] ---**
Maybe it was just unconditional acceptance.
**[21:09] ---**
I was just one person among the many.
One among the masses.
**[21:13] ---**
The city from back then, my friends, my family,
**[21:17] ---**
they are all gone now.
**[21:20] ---**
But the glorious days leading up to “8/32”
**[21:24] ---**
remain etched in my memory.
**[21:28] ---**
I recall those days as if it were yesterday.
**[21:33] ---**
If I were to compare it to something,
**[21:35] ---**
it’s perhaps like a lazy summer break.
**[21:38] ---**
They were happy,
**[21:41] ---**
damn peaceful days
**[21:44] ---**
the two of us spent together.
**[21:44] ---**
Broadcast live
New weapon “Chokujin” first battle
**[21:44] ---**
“Chokujin Daiba” intercepts vessel
**[22:13] ---**
6 MONTHS UNTIL THE END OF HUMANITY
**[22:20] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[22:27] ---**
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
**[22:30] ---**
It's the end of the world
**[22:32] ---**
Beyond human control, lol, lol
**[22:36] ---**
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
**[22:38] ---**
Showered by distortion
**[22:39] ---**
Under restriction here
**[22:41] ---**
Even self-questioning
**[22:43] ---**
Hey, can you hear me?
**[22:45] ---**
I know everything
**[22:46] ---**
Now, don't stop
**[22:48] ---**
Let's go
**[22:49] ---**
I wanna be WITH YOU
**[22:50] ---**
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
**[22:53] ---**
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
**[22:57] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
**[23:03] ---**
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
**[23:09] ---**
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
**[23:17] ---**
My absolute sanctum I hold up
**[23:20] ---**
Doesn't scare me anymore
**[23:23] ---**
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
**[23:31] ---**
The earth's broken down
**[23:34] ---**
Let's fly in the sky together
**[23:37] ---**
I won't let you go
**[23:43] ---**
See ya
**[23:45] ---**
De-de-de-destruction
# E9 - Episode 9
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU82DQ3/episode-9)
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**[00:01] ---**
Wake up.
**[00:03] ---**
Wake up, Oran.
**[00:07] ---**
Huh? What dream is this?
**[00:09] ---**
You’ll be late for your entrance ceremony.
**[00:11] ---**
Oh, no!
**[00:14] ---**
Universities are nothing
more than leisure facilities
**[00:18] ---**
where young people waste their time.
**[00:19] ---**
No, that’s precisely the point.
**[00:22] ---**
I'm going to create the most powerful,
**[00:25] ---**
laid-back army in college
and annoy all living things.
**[00:29] ---**
Young lady.
**[00:30] ---**
Do not fear and spread your wings.
**[00:32] ---**
I’ll always be waiting here for you.
**[00:35] ---**
All I ask is that you get a job, Hiroshi.
**[00:39] ---**
Hanyanyafuwa
**[00:41] ---**
Episode 9
**[00:51] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[00:54] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[00:55] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[00:57] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:03] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:09] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:15] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:18] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:19] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:20] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:27] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:29] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:31] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:37] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[01:40] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[01:42] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[01:46] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[01:48] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[01:51] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[01:54] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[01:57] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:00] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:03] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:07] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:10] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:13] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:15] ---**
Surume University Entrance Ceremony
**[02:18] ---**
Wow...
**[02:19] ---**
This place is full of people
with misconceptions about
**[02:21] ---**
moving to Tokyo, expecting
hope and possibilities.
**[02:25] ---**
I wonder if, in a few months,
they’ll end up being
**[02:28] ---**
nothing more than city trash
posting sick comments.
**[02:30] ---**
What terrible prejudice.
**[02:34] ---**
We gotta decide on which club to join.
**[02:37] ---**
I wanna work in publishing in the future,
**[02:39] ---**
so I think I'll check out
research clubs related to that.
**[02:42] ---**
We can worry about that stuff later.
**[02:45] ---**
First, let’s create an army.
**[02:51] ---**
Next, news related to the shooting down of a vessel.
**[02:54] ---**
It has been four years since
the mother ship suddenly appeared,
**[02:57] ---**
but no lifeforms have been confirmed on board,
**[03:00] ---**
and details about the many objects that
fell from it are currently being investigated.
**[03:00] ---**
Vessel Shot Down by Chokujin
**[03:00] ---**
Image Provided
by Viewer
**[03:00] ---**
Large Amount of Debris Falls From Vessel.
Info on Impact of Surrounding Areas.
**[03:06] ---**
The invaders are not our enemy!
**[03:09] ---**
In fact, I live with one!
**[03:12] ---**
The truth about aliens that
the government is hiding!
Is it an American conspiracy?
**[03:12] ---**
Are they really invaders?
**[03:12] ---**
They have come to invade!
They must be eliminated immediately!
**[03:16] ---**
Even if they are invaders,
**[03:19] ---**
their lives and safety should be guaranteed!
**[03:22] ---**
Join us, SHIP!
**[03:23] ---**
We’re about to see an
increase in self-deluded guys
**[03:26] ---**
who keep claiming to be
very conscious of the situation.
**[03:29] ---**
Need to step up surveillance.
**[03:32] ---**
Prime Minister,
**[03:33] ---**
there is no choice but to make the existence
of the invaders known to the public.
**[03:35] ---**
Prime Minister’s Office
**[03:38] ---**
If we can’t continue hiding it,
then it can’t be helped.
**[03:41] ---**
Can’t that wait until after Expo?
**[03:44] ---**
We can't afford to be taking this so leisurely!
**[03:47] ---**
Reveal the existence of the invaders and
enact the Basic Law on Countermeasures!
**[03:58] ---**
Surume University
**[04:01] ---**
Camp Club
**[04:02] ---**
Young men and women are chatting
and giggling from the middle of the day.
**[04:06] ---**
My heart’s throbbing.
**[04:08] ---**
Could this be love?
**[04:11] ---**
More like murderous intent.
**[04:13] ---**
Ready, Ontan?
**[04:14] ---**
You’re forming an army, right?
**[04:16] ---**
Don’t think of the embarrassment.
**[04:18] ---**
Just go around and invite people.
**[04:22] ---**
Good afternoon.
**[04:23] ---**
Surume University
Occult Research Club
**[04:26] ---**
Surume University
Occult Research Club
**[04:29] ---**
Hi.
**[04:30] ---**
Are you a new student?
**[04:32] ---**
Ontan!
I beg you, of all places, not that one!
**[04:36] ---**
Why not?
**[04:37] ---**
I could easily take over that club
before the end of the day..
**[04:42] ---**
Incredible.
**[04:43] ---**
He’s following us with a smile.
**[04:46] ---**
I can’t leave this to Ontan.
**[04:47] ---**
I’ve gotta check things out myself.
**[04:50] ---**
That smart phone case!
**[04:52] ---**
Huh?
**[04:53] ---**
That’s the limited edition sold online, right?
**[04:59] ---**
I’m so glad.
**[05:00] ---**
I came to Tokyo from Ishikawa Prefecture,
**[05:03] ---**
so I hardly know anyone here.
**[05:05] ---**
I’ve been looking for the
chance to talk to someone.
**[05:08] ---**
The pleasure’s mine, Futaba!
**[05:11] ---**
It gave me goosebumps to
meet someone who listed
**[05:13] ---**
“Underground Cave Castle” as one of
Isobeyan’s top three favorite full length stories.
**[05:18] ---**
Summer camp should be quite lively this year.
**[05:22] ---**
Mr.Ojiro. We haven’t said we’d join yet.
**[05:26] ---**
By the way, what are you interested in, Oran?
**[05:30] ---**
Ah, let’s see. Games, I guess.
**[05:33] ---**
Wow. What kind?
**[05:36] ---**
I can’t stand girls’ clubs where
they sit around talking about pancakes!
**[05:39] ---**
Let’s discuss more bloody subjects!
**[05:42] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:42] ---**
She’s a bit strange.
**[05:45] ---**
I-I think it’s good.
**[05:47] ---**
She’s very unique.
**[05:49] ---**
Do you plan on joining any clubs, Futaba?
**[05:52] ---**
About that…
**[05:54] ---**
In that case,
**[05:57] ---**
come to our Suruga
University Occult Research Club!
**[06:01] ---**
They’re about to have a SHIP demonstration now.
**[06:03] ---**
Why don’t we all go and check it out?
**[06:05] ---**
That was some aggressive ignoring.
**[06:08] ---**
I could end up crying.
**[06:10] ---**
SHIP?
**[06:12] ---**
Share out Invader Protection.
**[06:14] ---**
Activities sharing the duty of protecting
those people known as invaders.
**[06:20] ---**
Invaders…
**[06:22] ---**
Do they really exist?
**[06:24] ---**
I’ve seen them.
**[06:28] ---**
From the airplane I was aboard on my way to Tokyo.
**[06:31] ---**
I saw many child-sized aliens falling.
**[06:40] ---**
Right now, the Ogino
administration is trying to conceal
**[06:43] ---**
the existence of the invaders
and secretly annihilate them!
**[06:47] ---**
They have been slaughtering them
one-sidedly without even checking
**[06:50] ---**
whether their intention is to invade or not,
and without any dialogue!
**[06:54] ---**
They are building large weapons
and dragging our citizens into a war!
**[06:59] ---**
Wow, look at all the people.
**[07:01] ---**
I can’t see a thing.
**[07:03] ---**
Ai is drowning in people!
**[07:05] ---**
We must salvage Ai! Salvage!
**[07:08] ---**
Amazing.
**[07:09] ---**
I'm glad I came to Tokyo…
**[07:11] ---**
Looking around,
I can see that this is the center of Japan.
**[07:14] ---**
I knew my beliefs were not mistaken.
**[07:17] ---**
The Prime Minister must resign!
**[07:17] ---**
Of course not.
**[07:19] ---**
You came all the way here because
you wanted to prove yourself right, right?
**[07:19] ---**
The Prime Minister must resign!
**[07:22] ---**
The Prime Minister must resign!
**[07:23] ---**
It hurts to hear that.
**[07:24] ---**
The Prime Minister must resign!
**[07:25] ---**
Get Rid of Weapons and
Bring Peace to Our Children's Future
**[07:29] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[07:30] ---**
You’re Taro Miura, the journalist, right?
**[07:34] ---**
Yeah, that’s me.
**[07:36] ---**
Japan Going Mad
About Invaders
**[07:36] ---**
I was just reading the latest release.
**[07:39] ---**
May I have your autograph?
**[07:41] ---**
I’m not with the Squids who
want to protect the invaders,
**[07:44] ---**
nor the Octopi who insist
they mustn’t be forgiven.
**[07:46] ---**
I’m just a tuna.
**[07:49] ---**
You’re all young but so enthusiastic.
**[07:51] ---**
Quite admirable.
**[07:53] ---**
Oh, yes!
**[07:54] ---**
I believe each and every citizen
must voice their own opinion!
**[08:00] ---**
I see.
**[08:01] ---**
I hope that one day,
when you’re a bit older,
**[08:03] ---**
you’ll talk about this day
as some funny story.
**[08:12] ---**
Get out of Tokyo fast
**[08:20] ---**
Mr.Ojiri, why is your face like broccoli?
**[08:24] ---**
She’s right! It’s obscene and lewd!
**[08:27] ---**
How am I supposed to respond to that?
**[08:30] ---**
You guys joined our
demonstration today, didn’t you?
**[08:33] ---**
-Those sitting at the other table are with me...
**[08:35] ---**
-Hey you guys!
**[08:37] ---**
You’re that pro invader life SHIP group
I see a lot of lately over the internet.
**[08:42] ---**
Nobody’s interested in your opinions,
**[08:45] ---**
and nothing’s gonna change.
**[08:47] ---**
This nation’s biggest problem is
not the invaders, but debt!
**[08:52] ---**
Build defensive weapons in the industrial area
of Nagoya, and fire them at “invaders” in Tokyo!
**[08:58] ---**
A national policy of firing on Nagoya will
support the Japanese economy in the future!
**[09:03] ---**
The government's decision to
ignore public opinion is tyrannical!
**[09:06] ---**
That's right!
**[09:07] ---**
We cannot tolerate the slaughter
of non-resisting beings!
**[09:11] ---**
Hey.
**[09:12] ---**
This guy’s wife died in 8/31.
**[09:17] ---**
It’s all right.
**[09:19] ---**
Let’s not talk about that, Saito.
**[09:21] ---**
That's because the US military
dropped the A-bomb on a city!
**[09:25] ---**
The tragedy happening
in Japan right now is
**[09:27] ---**
a man-made disaster caused
by the government's inaction!
**[09:30] ---**
Yeah, whatever.
**[09:33] ---**
Darn, this pisses me off. Forget it!
**[09:35] ---**
We’re done talking.
**[09:43] ---**
You shut up!
**[09:44] ---**
You guys also shut up!
**[09:46] ---**
You’re...
**[09:47] ---**
broccoli!
**[09:49] ---**
Yes.
**[09:51] ---**
If you wanna fight,
I’ll fight you all at once!
**[09:54] ---**
And then immediately kneel
down before you!
**[10:05] ---**
Kadode. I love you.
**[10:07] ---**
What’s going on?
**[10:09] ---**
Kadode, please don’t hate me!
**[10:12] ---**
Oran, you drank my whisky and
oolong tea by mistake, didn’t you?
**[10:12] ---**
Water! Have some water!
**[10:15] ---**
Kadode!
**[10:18] ---**
Kadode, Kadode...
**[10:22] ---**
So, I can walk these two home.
**[10:25] ---**
Will Oran be all right?
**[10:31] ---**
My friend who came to Tokyo
with me lives close to here.
**[10:34] ---**
We’ll go there and have her rest.
**[10:38] ---**
Sorry,
**[10:39] ---**
that ended up being
really awkward, didn’t it?
**[10:43] ---**
Don’t worry about it.
**[10:44] ---**
Although I was surprised that
Ontan, who is quite shy,
**[10:47] ---**
went out to dine with
people she had just met.
**[10:54] ---**
I’ve just met you and Oran,
**[10:57] ---**
and yet I’ve managed to build
an invisible wall between us.
**[11:02] ---**
It’s okay.
**[11:04] ---**
At least Ontan doesn't
care about such things.
**[11:07] ---**
She can have a bit of an attitude,
but she actually likes everyone.
**[11:12] ---**
So the rest is up to you, Futaba.
**[11:16] ---**
Ontan is “absolute”!
**[11:29] ---**
Oh, Futaba.
**[11:32] ---**
Sorry, Makoto.
**[11:35] ---**
Please let this girl rest for a bit.
**[11:38] ---**
I’m coming in.
**[11:43] ---**
I’m stripping it off!
**[11:44] ---**
You idiot! I told you to set a trap!
**[11:47] ---**
See? The jewels appeared!
**[11:51] ---**
There’s nowhere to vent my anger
after seeing Makoto’s greedy play!
**[11:55] ---**
I made something simple with what’s available.
**[11:58] ---**
Guys, are you ready to get fat?
**[12:02] ---**
Huh?
**[12:03] ---**
This doesn’t taste good.
**[12:06] ---**
Don’t be so depressed, Futaba!
**[12:07] ---**
I’m sure someday this novel clay flavor
will become popular among the young!
**[12:12] ---**
Thank you, Oran.
**[12:14] ---**
Sorry about everything today.
**[12:17] ---**
What do you mean?
**[12:19] ---**
Well, I hope you get along well with Makoto.
**[12:22] ---**
He doesn’t have any friends out here.
**[12:25] ---**
You also have no friends, Futaba!
**[12:30] ---**
Okay.
**[12:31] ---**
But promise me one thing.
**[12:36] ---**
Don’t suddenly disappear from me.
**[12:39] ---**
Huh?
**[12:47] ---**
Prime Minister’s Office
**[12:48] ---**
Mr. Prime Minister.
**[12:50] ---**
Hm?
**[12:51] ---**
Mr. Takarada of SES Company has arrived.
**[12:55] ---**
Long time no see, Mr. Prime Minister.
**[12:59] ---**
So, what’s the progress
on the New National Stadium?
**[13:03] ---**
It should be mostly complete by August.
**[13:06] ---**
By then, we’ll likely be
able to establish the technology
**[13:09] ---**
to convert the new elements into energy.
**[13:12] ---**
Hmm... So you’re saying...
**[13:14] ---**
That will really fly?
**[13:16] ---**
It will fly.
**[13:20] ---**
Because it’s an ark.
**[13:27] ---**
Not that I want to rehash the topic,
but what's the real reason that
made you decide to break up with me?
**[13:27] ---**
Watarase
**[13:33] ---**
Sumaru.
**[13:36] ---**
Oh, Miura. Here to do another interview?
**[13:39] ---**
Yes. With you.
**[13:42] ---**
I hear Mr. Takarada will be
stepping down this summer.
**[13:45] ---**
Even though he is involved in the
construction of the new National Stadium.
**[13:51] ---**
What’s this about discovering a new element?
**[13:54] ---**
You know, right?
**[13:58] ---**
What’s about to happen in Tokyo.
**[14:05] ---**
-Hanyanyafuwa
**[14:05] ---**
-Heavy!
**[14:08] ---**
Kadode!
**[14:09] ---**
Give yourself an advantage against
your rivals around the world with this PC!
**[14:13] ---**
Sorry.
**[14:15] ---**
I was just about to leave.
**[14:18] ---**
What an unsympathetic thing to say.
**[14:20] ---**
You always feel like you’re at war, right?
**[14:23] ---**
Huh?
**[14:24] ---**
You’re wearing more
makeup than usual, Kadode.
**[14:28] ---**
I’ll do as I wish!
**[14:31] ---**
You guys can set up the PC.
**[14:37] ---**
Oh. A guy.
**[14:40] ---**
Kadode is seduced by
a cold-faced, listless,
**[14:42] ---**
sexually-promiscuous young
girl-loving teacher named Watarase.
**[14:46] ---**
What a foolish woman.
I’m sure they’re...
**[14:51] ---**
...deliberately walking
around tacky downtown
**[14:52] ---**
Shuriken
**[14:54] ---**
tourist spots buying
some weird T-shirts.
**[14:57] ---**
Later, they’ll go to Shinjuku
and deliberately watch
**[14:59] ---**
a highly entertaining Hollywood movie
from an oblique perspective.
**[15:03] ---**
They’ll then eat pancakes
while savoring the superficial knowledge
**[15:06] ---**
hastily gathered from
Wikipedia the day before.
**[15:09] ---**
What do you think, teacher?
**[15:10] ---**
This date plan I came up with after
spending all night on the internet.
**[15:14] ---**
Did you enjoy it?
**[15:17] ---**
Sure, I enjoyed it.
**[15:20] ---**
But you were asleep during most of the movie.
**[15:22] ---**
Huh? Ah... well, just a little.
**[15:26] ---**
So, where do you wanna go next?
**[15:29] ---**
You checked the internet for that too, right?
**[15:33] ---**
Well...
**[15:39] ---**
Why don’t we just call it a day?
**[15:44] ---**
To all passengers, a small saucer
has been spotted, and
**[15:48] ---**
the Self-Defense Forces are currently using
the Fujin to intercept it within the vicinity.
**[15:48] ---**
Advice for Shy People
When do you hold hands?
**[15:52] ---**
We will be stopping the train
until it is safe to proceed.
**[15:56] ---**
-We thank you for your patience and understanding.
**[15:56] ---**
-This has become so common.
**[15:58] ---**
I’ve become used to it.
**[16:02] ---**
Um, Mr. Watarase, why did you
break up with your girlfriend?
**[16:07] ---**
No particular reason.
**[16:09] ---**
It seemed inevitable for some time.
**[16:13] ---**
Isn’t there anyone else
you’re attracted to right now, Mr. Watarase?
**[16:19] ---**
Come on.
**[16:20] ---**
If there’s something you
wanna say, just say it.
**[16:26] ---**
Let’s say, hypothetically,
by some mistake,
**[16:29] ---**
you and I were to become
boyfriend and girlfriend.
**[16:34] ---**
We’d occasionally fight,
talk about breaking up,
**[16:36] ---**
and have pointless arguments
about each other's values.
**[16:40] ---**
All sorts of sad events.
**[16:44] ---**
Are you that scared of getting hurt?
**[16:47] ---**
If you get used to being hurt,
you're just being insensitive.
**[16:51] ---**
Forget it.
**[16:52] ---**
My delicate feelings cannot be
understood by an adult teacher like you.
**[16:57] ---**
Kadode.
**[17:01] ---**
There. Pat, pat.
**[17:05] ---**
Teenage girls love this, right?
**[17:08] ---**
I found that out over the internet yesterday.
**[17:12] ---**
You’re making fun of me, aren’t you?
**[17:16] ---**
By the way, Kadode,
**[17:17] ---**
how longer do you plan to
refer to me as your teacher?
**[17:21] ---**
W-Well... I was just... I... I...
**[17:26] ---**
You’re always being unfair, Watarase!
**[17:32] ---**
Woah! That got my heart racing, darn it!
**[17:37] ---**
No way! I can’t stand this!
**[17:39] ---**
I’m going home alone, Watarase!
**[17:45] ---**
Be careful on your way home.
**[17:54] ---**
Not that I want to rehash the topic,
but what's the real reason that
made you decide to break up with me?
**[17:54] ---**
Hikari Sumaru
**[17:54] ---**
Because I thought we should each
cherish our remaining time more.
**[18:03] ---**
“Remaining time”?
**[18:06] ---**
Wow!
**[18:07] ---**
Rin has finally begun
working at a Maid Café.
**[18:10] ---**
Rin is shining as she
strives toward her dream.
**[18:13] ---**
What could be happier than this?
**[18:15] ---**
For us, the general crowd,
**[18:17] ---**
the most important thing right now
is to receive overwhelming healing.
**[18:22] ---**
We'll be coming to your store every weekend,
so please wrap us in your great kindness!
**[18:27] ---**
You can count on me.
**[18:29] ---**
Well then, let's all go out to
dinner and eat our fill!
**[18:32] ---**
We’ll hear details of Kadode’s date...
**[18:35] ---**
Um, I have part-time work.
**[18:40] ---**
Sorry, I have a job interview today.
**[18:44] ---**
Huh.
**[18:45] ---**
Oh, is that so?
**[18:49] ---**
It’s only been half a month
since college life began.
**[18:51] ---**
Students, this is your
time to stand up!
**[18:51] ---**
Stop government
opression
**[18:52] ---**
Despite this, everyone is taking
steady steps towards their goals.
**[18:57] ---**
On the other hand, what about you?
**[19:00] ---**
With that in mind,
you knocked on this door!
**[19:00] ---**
Occult Research Club
**[19:04] ---**
Oran Nakagawa!
**[19:07] ---**
I wholeheartedly welcome you
**[19:10] ---**
to our Occult Research Club.
**[19:12] ---**
Please don't falsify my own feelings.
**[19:15] ---**
I only came to harass you, Ojiro,
**[19:17] ---**
because you seemed to have
the most time on your hands.
**[19:20] ---**
It’s not like I have nothing to do.
**[19:23] ---**
Our Occult Research Club has been
searching for UFOs for about 15 years now.
**[19:28] ---**
Hmm...
**[19:29] ---**
But
**[19:31] ---**
what’s there to search?
**[19:32] ---**
Isn’t that huge thing above us a UFO?
**[19:37] ---**
Huh?
**[19:38] ---**
Face the reality, Broccoli!
**[19:41] ---**
That’s not it, Oran!
**[19:43] ---**
It can’t be right smack
in front of us like that!
**[19:46] ---**
The encounter with the unknown I had dreamed of
since childhood was more mysterious and sublime!
**[19:52] ---**
I can’t deal with this person.
**[19:56] ---**
But it's amazing how people can live
so blindly and based on assumptions.
**[20:01] ---**
Let us spend our whole lives
searching for your ideal UFO.
**[20:06] ---**
Well, as you're the first member to join,
I'll give you a special treat:
**[20:10] ---**
I'll show you the documents
I've collected in secret.
**[20:12] ---**
Come over to my house.
**[20:16] ---**
Huh?
**[20:17] ---**
The lights won’t turn on.
**[20:20] ---**
Don’t tell me,
**[20:21] ---**
the authorities have begun to interfere.
**[20:23] ---**
Ojiro.
**[20:26] ---**
Looks like it’s because you
haven’t paid your electricity bill.
**[20:29] ---**
Oh.
**[20:31] ---**
I’ll go and pay right away,
so wait in the room.
**[20:34] ---**
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
**[20:34] ---**
Damn it! You fell asleep!
Good night!
**[20:34] ---**
Miss Kadodeee
You're not done yet?
**[20:43] ---**
Okay! I’m not interested,
**[20:46] ---**
but I’m gonna check his browser history.
**[20:50] ---**
Woah.
**[20:55] ---**
G-Good afternoon, there.
**[20:59] ---**
Good afternoon! No no! I mean...
**[21:02] ---**
Huh? I’ve met this
“handsome boy” somewhere.
**[21:22] ---**
There’s nothing suspicious about me.
**[21:50] ---**
Hey!
**[21:53] ---**
Are you a survivor?
**[21:56] ---**
Tsutomu!
**[21:58] ---**
Yu...
**[21:59] ---**
Yuriko?
**[22:03] ---**
Yuriko!
**[22:05] ---**
Tsutomu!
**[22:07] ---**
I had faith all along
**[22:10] ---**
that we’ll definitely meet again.
**[22:15] ---**
There was chaos within the ship.
**[22:18] ---**
Some people wanted to stay,
others said we should fight.
**[22:22] ---**
But I was determined to survive until our
home nation sends a rescue team...
**[22:29] ---**
so I ran away.
**[22:31] ---**
A time may come when
we’ll think we were better off dead.
**[22:35] ---**
TRAFFIC
SAFETY
**[22:37] ---**
Living here is gonna be tough.
**[22:40] ---**
But also, a time may come
when we’re glad we survived.
**[22:52] ---**
Tsu... Tsutomu...!
**[23:02] ---**
How dare you!
**[23:06] ---**
-Yuriko!!
**[23:07] ---**
-Run! Run!
**[23:08] ---**
**[23:40] ---**
It’s like flat soda
**[23:44] ---**
It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
**[23:52] ---**
That sincere-looking teacher
**[23:55] ---**
And that TV personality
**[23:59] ---**
They always evade the truth
**[24:04] ---**
Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
**[24:07] ---**
If it’s about self-responsibility
**[24:09] ---**
No matter who I may antagonize
**[24:12] ---**
l stay by your side
**[24:15] ---**
That’s right, the two of us
**[24:17] ---**
Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
**[24:21] ---**
Assuming a fighting stance
**[24:22] ---**
I’ll take care of the rear
**[24:24] ---**
We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
**[24:26] ---**
Won’t let it end in a flash
**[24:29] ---**
It’s time to break out
**[24:31] ---**
It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
**[24:34] ---**
Cuz I have you
**[24:36] ---**
Then, say goodbye to tragedies
**[24:38] ---**
We’ll make up our own ending
**[24:42] ---**
The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
**[24:47] ---**
We’ll embrace them all
**[24:50] ---**
And loudly
Sing this song
**[24:56] ---**
Such insanely precious days
**[25:01] ---**
A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
**[25:04] ---**
“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
# E10 - Episode 10
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2JGZ2/episode-10)
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**[00:02] ---**
Shimokitazawa
Azumakai
**[00:04] ---**
Thank you, I’ll be in touch next week
regarding today’s interview results.
**[00:05] ---**
**[00:08] ---**
Sounds great!
Thank you for your time.
**[00:15] ---**
Nakagawa Destroy Oran
Kadode
Are you not finished yet?
**[00:16] ---**
I just finished now.
**[00:21] ---**
Nakagawa Destroy Oran
I captured an invader!
**[00:24] ---**
Huh?
**[00:25] ---**
What?!
**[00:27] ---**
Lol.
**[00:36] ---**
Ontan!
**[00:37] ---**
Ojiro!
**[00:38] ---**
Hi.
**[00:42] ---**
And, huh?
**[00:48] ---**
N-No way. Why?
**[00:58] ---**
Th-That thing is anything besides Oba!
**[01:03] ---**
Episode 10
**[01:13] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:16] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:17] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:19] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:25] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:31] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:37] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:39] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:41] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:42] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:49] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:51] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:53] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:58] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[02:01] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[02:04] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:08] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:10] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:13] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:16] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:19] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:21] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:25] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:29] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:32] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:35] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:39] ---**
The cash register and
ATM have been vandalized.
**[02:43] ---**
There were others, too, weren’t there?
**[02:45] ---**
Where’d they escape to?
**[02:48] ---**
Ah, Kohiruimaki.
**[02:52] ---**
The invaders are contaminated,
so it's best not to touch them directly...
**[02:58] ---**
There have been no reports yet of
direct damage to health caused by A-rays.
**[03:03] ---**
You’re being fooled by rumors,
you weak-hearted fools.
**[03:06] ---**
I hear the information telling us that
it has no effect on health is fabricated
**[03:10] ---**
and is a government conspiracy.
**[03:15] ---**
Whose conspiracy is it to call
that conspiracy a conspiracy?
**[03:20] ---**
I will only believe information
that is convenient to me.
**[03:24] ---**
Do you have a problem with that?
**[03:26] ---**
Anyway, right now we’re
dealing with these guys.
**[03:29] ---**
There are still “invaders”
hiding all over the place.
**[03:42] ---**
Miss Kadode.
**[03:43] ---**
A-rays contamination
2.15
Fairly normal
**[03:43] ---**
You had an A-Counter.
**[03:46] ---**
They say “invaders” are
contaminated with A-rays,
**[03:50] ---**
but his contamination
level isn’t that high.
**[03:53] ---**
He has a runny nose,
so maybe he caught a cold.
**[03:55] ---**
He has the nerve to fall into
a deep sleep in this situation.
**[03:59] ---**
Perhaps an “invader” has
taken over Oba’s body.
**[04:07] ---**
Finally. Finally, right?
**[04:11] ---**
This... is our new home.
**[04:18] ---**
Awesome! Awesome!
**[04:21] ---**
They’re living inside those boxes, right?
**[04:24] ---**
Come on, don’t talk so loud.
**[04:26] ---**
Hey, Mom.
**[04:27] ---**
How many of them can we have as pets?
**[04:32] ---**
Little boy, do you plan to have them as pets?
**[04:40] ---**
Hey! Are you all right?!
**[04:42] ---**
This way!
**[04:51] ---**
Where is that child’s parents?
**[04:53] ---**
They’re dead.
**[04:55] ---**
I’m sorry to say, but that child, too...
**[05:04] ---**
Hm?
**[05:10] ---**
We’re going to transfer
the child into this guy’s body.
**[05:12] ---**
What?
**[05:13] ---**
He could survive that way.
**[05:16] ---**
So long as you’re alive, you may suffer,
**[05:20] ---**
but I’m confident that there is someone
out there somewhere who needs you.
**[05:25] ---**
So live.
**[05:28] ---**
No matter what.
**[05:30] ---**
Live.
**[06:26] ---**
Well, I’ll look after
him until he gets well.
**[06:30] ---**
I’m used to feeding people
from feeding my brother.
**[06:32] ---**
What?!
**[06:34] ---**
Don’t you think we could
run into all kinds of problems?
**[06:37] ---**
It’s clear that we’re worse off having
him walk around with his face on loosely.
**[06:41] ---**
And it’s also clear that the porridge
I’m about to make tastes worse.
**[06:46] ---**
We can’t ignore this chance
to use him, Kadode!
**[06:49] ---**
Use invaders to overthrow the state!
**[06:53] ---**
Oh, my! What a noble ambition!
**[06:58] ---**
Infinity. Infinity.
**[07:01] ---**
Can I go to your place…
**[07:01] ---**
Can I go to your place today?
**[07:03] ---**
This song made it to number two
in the weekly hit ranking.
**[07:07] ---**
Oba was the youngest in the group.
**[07:12] ---**
Oh! But I was only crazy about
him until junior high!
**[07:19] ---**
The day of 8/31…
**[07:21] ---**
A small saucer directly crashed
into the bus, transporting them,
**[07:25] ---**
and all group members died.
**[07:28] ---**
But, only Oba’s body was never recovered.
**[07:31] ---**
So it likely happened then.
**[07:34] ---**
I’ve been trying not to
remember too much about it.
**[07:38] ---**
About 8/31.
**[07:41] ---**
My father died during 8/31.
**[07:46] ---**
Also, a classmate of mine died in
the saucer crash accident at Kichijoji.
**[07:52] ---**
Of course, it’s not as if that Oba did anything.
**[07:56] ---**
But still, it seems abnormal for
me to be in the same room as him.
**[08:05] ---**
Okay, Oba! Nice kill!
**[08:07] ---**
You must be a genius!
**[08:09] ---**
Your sense of aim is
terrifying for a novice!
**[08:12] ---**
Ontan is a bit strange.
**[08:15] ---**
Until we became close friends,
she was a timid and quiet child.
**[08:26] ---**
Huh?
**[08:28] ---**
Invaders confirmed on
Surume University campus.
**[08:32] ---**
Over thirty bodies,
large and small combined.
**[08:35] ---**
Each squad is to take their
designated positions upon arriving.
**[08:38] ---**
This is the biggest group to date.
**[08:41] ---**
Also, they’re in the university campus.
**[08:43] ---**
Will this be all right?
**[08:45] ---**
It is not our job to have doubts.
**[08:50] ---**
This notice is to all students and
related parties at the school.
**[08:51] ---**
There’s no need to panic.
**[08:53] ---**
Wow, they want us to evacuate.
**[08:55] ---**
An unidentified object was sighted
within this school campus.
**[08:55] ---**
But I’ve gotta go to work after this.
**[08:59] ---**
The Self-Defense Forces are
currently on their way to this school.
**[09:02] ---**
All students, please
evacuate to the library.
**[09:18] ---**
Kadode!
**[09:20] ---**
Hey, isn’t that them over there?
**[09:23] ---**
Yeah, that’s them!
**[09:24] ---**
Just like I saw over the internet!
**[09:42] ---**
Want me to go fight them?
**[09:44] ---**
Kill! Kill!
**[09:55] ---**
Ready!
**[10:00] ---**
Huh? H-He just spoke.
**[10:08] ---**
Fire!
**[10:52] ---**
With regards to the Surume University
unidentified life form intrusion incident,
**[10:54] ---**
Surume University
**[10:54] ---**
Surume University
Suginami, Tokyo
**[10:54] ---**
Press News
Unidentified Lifeform Intrusion Into University Campus
**[10:56] ---**
the Ministry of Defense has
announced that the life forms were
**[11:00] ---**
Last Month Odaiba, Tokyo
**[11:01] ---**
invaders believed to have been
on board the mother ship.
**[11:01] ---**
Last Month Odaiba, Tokyo
**[11:04] ---**
Did 8.31
Change Japan?
**[11:04] ---**
These are the same as the large
number of objects that fell into the Haneda Coast,
**[11:08] ---**
and it is believed that many of
the surviving invaders are hiding in Tokyo.
**[11:13] ---**
Intensifying Demonstrations
in Front of the National Diet
**[11:13] ---**
Do not condone
acts of aggression
**[11:13] ---**
Drive away the mother ship
**[11:13] ---**
Prospects for the Enactment of the “Basic Law Against Invaders
**[11:14] ---**
The government is expected to enact a “Basic
Law Against Invaders” as soon as possible.
**[11:16] ---**
Intensifying Demonstrations
in Front of the National Diet
**[11:16] ---**
Prospects for the Enactment of the “Basic Law Against Invaders
**[11:16] ---**
Protect invader rights!
**[11:20] ---**
I’ll let you know when I’m done.
**[11:20] ---**
Ontan, I’m on my way home.
Is there anything you want to eat?
**[11:20] ---**
Additionally, it was announced that
there is a new element inside the mother ship.
**[11:28] ---**
About the New Element, “Fantasium”
**[11:28] ---**
Ministry of Defense and SES JPC
**[11:29] ---**
Fantasium element.
**[11:31] ---**
We’ve been calling it the “F element,” and
**[11:34] ---**
we are convinced that it is this
what creates the enormous floating power
**[11:38] ---**
supporting the mother
ship and other things.
**[11:41] ---**
Currently, a joint investigation team
between the Ministry of Defense and SES is
**[11:42] ---**
Nagano Prefecture Broccoli
Uncontaminated
258 yen
**[11:46] ---**
working to gather and
analyze information.
**[11:49] ---**
About the New Element, “Fantasium”
**[11:50] ---**
Journalist Miura,
**[11:52] ---**
what impact do you think this press
conference will have on society going forward?
**[11:57] ---**
Right. Of course, F energy can
replace nuclear and thermal power,
**[12:02] ---**
but there is also the possibility
that it could be used for defense weapons
**[12:06] ---**
such as “Fujin” and “Chokujin.”
**[12:07] ---**
I’ll let you know when I’m done.
**[12:07] ---**
Ontan, I’m on my way home.
Is there anything you want to eat?
**[12:07] ---**
Hello?
**[12:08] ---**
It is a powerful force that keeps a huge
“mother ship” afloat for long periods of time.
**[12:10] ---**
Answer me!!
**[12:12] ---**
The F element will have a major impact
that will rewrite the world economy.
**[12:21] ---**
If the F element is a technology
only known to the invaders,
**[12:25] ---**
perhaps we should consider
coexisting with the invaders.
**[12:30] ---**
Ahhh!
**[12:32] ---**
Huh?
**[12:40] ---**
White Smoke Rising from the Mother Ship
What is the Government’s View on This?
**[12:40] ---**
Citizens Voice Concerns
**[12:40] ---**
According to the Ministry of Defense,
**[12:42] ---**
the white smoke rising from
the ship since the early hours of-
**[12:46] ---**
Oba!
**[12:48] ---**
If you don't wash the bathtub after using it,
Kadode will be upset.
**[12:53] ---**
How’s your cold?
Are you feeling better now?
**[12:56] ---**
Oh. Yeah, I’m fine.
**[12:59] ---**
Then we’re off to school.
**[13:01] ---**
If you have clothes that need to be washed,
throw them in the laundry basket.
**[13:04] ---**
But more importantly, Oba.
**[13:06] ---**
This. I picked it up six months ago.
What in the world is it?
**[13:10] ---**
Oh!
**[13:13] ---**
No, I have no idea.
**[13:16] ---**
Your body language totally
says you know what it is!
**[13:18] ---**
Ontan, we’re running late!
**[13:21] ---**
I made a contact account
for you on that smartphone.
**[13:25] ---**
If anything happens,
contact me right away.
**[13:27] ---**
Don’t you recklessly leave home.
**[13:30] ---**
Lol.
**[13:33] ---**
Don't tolerate the tyranny of
this devilish government!
**[13:36] ---**
Coexist with the invaders!
**[13:36] ---**
Protect the Invaders!
**[13:39] ---**
Don't tolerate the tyranny of
this devilish government!
**[13:40] ---**
Ahh, move back! Move back!
**[13:43] ---**
Ow!
**[13:44] ---**
Hey! This is violence!
**[13:47] ---**
What a nuisance.
She got hit on purpose.
**[13:52] ---**
Are you all right, Futaba?
**[13:56] ---**
No matter what happens,
we must say what needs to be said.
**[13:59] ---**
By the way, do you know this app?
**[14:02] ---**
“Invader clash.”
**[14:04] ---**
Anybody can quickly request extermination
by tapping on the map
I found a hateful “invader” near the crosswalk!
Please exterminate now!
I’m the parent of a grade school child.
“A-rays” are detected on the school route.
Please take action immediately.
**[14:05] ---**
It’s an app that calls out to share
sighting information about invaders.
**[14:10] ---**
With the enactment of
the “Basic Law Against Invaders”
**[14:13] ---**
exterminator companies have
sprung up everywhere, right?
**[14:16] ---**
With this, contacting them is much easier now.
**[14:19] ---**
Everybody, please do not worry.
**[14:22] ---**
Extermination of the “stray invaders”
has been completed successfully.
**[14:25] ---**
When I grow up, I’m gonna fight against
invaders to protect everyone, like you’re doing.
**[14:33] ---**
Fifteen bodies have already been exterminated
using this app in Setagaya City alone.
**[14:38] ---**
We are filing a request to delete this app.
**[14:43] ---**
Huh?
**[14:45] ---**
It says the risk of invaders hiding
around your apartment is “high.”
**[14:53] ---**
Did Oba answer?
**[14:55] ---**
No, he won’t!
**[14:57] ---**
Oba!
**[15:02] ---**
He’s not here.
**[15:06] ---**
That’s not water vapor.
**[15:09] ---**
Hey, you there!
**[15:12] ---**
This rooftop is off-limits
to anyone unauthorized.
**[15:16] ---**
Oh, there’s Isobeyan.
**[15:18] ---**
What?
**[15:23] ---**
Huh?
**[15:26] ---**
Oh, he finally answered!
**[15:28] ---**
Oba, we were worried about you!
**[15:30] ---**
We were.
**[15:32] ---**
Kadode was so worried, her chest
and underwear were about to burst.
**[15:36] ---**
Where are you guys now?
**[15:38] ---**
At the park by my house with the swings.
**[15:41] ---**
Oh. I’ll be there right away.
**[15:44] ---**
What a relief that he wasn’t
captured or anything.
**[15:47] ---**
Yeah. But we need to be more careful
to keep him from being found.
**[15:52] ---**
Kadode.
**[15:53] ---**
You’re a bit like your mother
the way you worry too much.
**[15:58] ---**
Stop it!
**[15:59] ---**
Hey!
**[16:01] ---**
Huh?
**[16:15] ---**
H-Huh? No way.
**[16:22] ---**
Oba.
**[16:25] ---**
I have a once in a lifetime favor to ask you.
**[16:27] ---**
No, no, I can’t lend this to you.
**[16:29] ---**
If anyone sees you,
that would be trouble.
**[16:31] ---**
Besides, it’s not safe.
**[16:33] ---**
Who are you to talk?!
Lend it to me!
**[16:36] ---**
I said no.
**[16:41] ---**
You don’t hafta be so stingy!
**[16:43] ---**
I don’t care what, just give me something!
**[16:46] ---**
This is a very valuable tool.
**[16:48] ---**
Even among us, only a few of us have it.
**[16:53] ---**
Hey.
**[16:54] ---**
How about this one that Ontan
brought home? Why doesn’t it move?
**[16:58] ---**
It’s probably just outta energy.
**[17:00] ---**
Nonsense. Absolute nonsense.
**[17:03] ---**
I’ll play some “American Head Shot ”
and go to bed.
**[17:05] ---**
Then try this one. It’s safe and
I don’t mind you using it.
**[17:11] ---**
What’s that mechanical orange?
**[17:13] ---**
If comparing it to Isobeyan’s tools,
this would be…
**[17:17] ---**
This.
**[17:18] ---**
“Insight Watts!”
**[17:18] ---**
Come on,
it’s simply a lightbulb.
**[17:18] ---**
Take my word for it and
place it on your head.
**[17:18] ---**
Huh? “Insight Watts”?
**[17:21] ---**
**[17:21] ---**
It doesn’t make you any smarter,
**[17:24] ---**
but you can peek into people’s
memories and thoughts.
**[17:27] ---**
I’m not interested in such spiritual stuff.
**[17:31] ---**
Give me some physical military power.
**[17:35] ---**
Take my word for it and give it a try.
**[18:04] ---**
You saw a UFO?
**[18:08] ---**
I thought maybe you would believe me.
**[18:13] ---**
How terrifying.
**[18:15] ---**
If it’s to protect everyone,
at any time, I will...
**[18:18] ---**
Fight!
**[18:21] ---**
But I’m not lying.
**[18:23] ---**
Oh? Ontan. Ontan. Ontan!
**[18:27] ---**
I wonder if I can fly!
**[18:38] ---**
La-la-la, I love you
very much, Isobeyan!
**[18:50] ---**
Hey, Ontan.
**[18:52] ---**
Hm?
**[18:53] ---**
Why do you side with me, Ontan?
**[18:58] ---**
Oba?
**[18:59] ---**
Oba!
**[19:02] ---**
Oba, what’s wrong?
**[19:04] ---**
Huh? Oh, I saw some stuff!
**[19:07] ---**
Yesterday, Oran took the octopus wasabi
from the fridge that Kadode bought and ate it.
**[19:12] ---**
What?!
**[19:15] ---**
It’s gone! How dare you!
**[19:22] ---**
Oh.
**[19:24] ---**
A housewarming gift.
**[19:26] ---**
It’s a self-published book about
how I am a successful person in life
**[19:29] ---**
after making a fortune
through my affiliate blog.
**[19:32] ---**
Wow, this is great!
**[19:33] ---**
The paper quality is so good
it would be a shame to use it as a pot mat.
**[19:40] ---**
Hm.
**[19:41] ---**
Who might you be?
**[19:42] ---**
What? What are you saying, Big bro?
He’s Kadode’s little brother.
**[19:47] ---**
Huh? Come on, he’ll see
through that lie right away.
**[19:50] ---**
Oh! Yes! He’s Ontan’s boyfriend!
**[19:53] ---**
Well…
**[19:58] ---**
Hiroshi’s dead!
**[20:01] ---**
I’m going home.
**[20:03] ---**
Hiroshi, you’ll be okay.
Come again soon.
**[20:18] ---**
Oran, are you awake?
**[20:22] ---**
I’m asleep.
**[20:25] ---**
I was wondering,
**[20:27] ---**
are you aware of
what’s about to happen?
**[20:30] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[20:32] ---**
Tell me in a way I can understand.
**[20:35] ---**
I found out earlier when
I took a peek into your mind.
**[20:39] ---**
Oran,
**[20:41] ---**
there are two of you in your mind.
**[20:45] ---**
I see. I don’t understand you one bit.
**[20:49] ---**
And here I’ve been keeping myself from
asking you a ton of questions I have.
**[20:55] ---**
You invaders are too unprepared and weak.
**[21:01] ---**
It will never be possible to destroy
these vulgar and violent humans.
**[21:07] ---**
Lol. Whose side are you on, Oran?
**[21:10] ---**
I am always on Kadode’s side.
**[21:15] ---**
Oran.
**[21:16] ---**
We are not as weak as you think.
**[21:19] ---**
It’s just that you humans are too strong.
**[21:23] ---**
But this tragedy will end soon.
**[21:27] ---**
End soon?
**[21:28] ---**
Yeah. We, and humans, will die.
**[21:32] ---**
Hmm… Please don’t
tell Kadode, okay?
**[21:40] ---**
Such a big facility directly beneath
the New Japan National Stadium.
**[21:45] ---**
President Padron is apparently
putting pressure on the government.
**[21:49] ---**
You may have jumped
the gun announcing the F Element.
**[21:53] ---**
It's only a matter of time
before it becomes public.
**[21:56] ---**
This ark will also rise with F energy.
**[22:00] ---**
I'm worried.
**[22:02] ---**
Will things go according to plan,
as you and the government have outlined it?
**[22:07] ---**
No one knows what the future holds,
**[22:09] ---**
but what we can do is get
closer to the optimal solution.
**[22:14] ---**
I’ll…
**[22:16] ---**
I’ll be able to survive, right?
**[22:40] ---**
It’s like flat soda
**[22:44] ---**
It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
**[22:52] ---**
That sincere-looking teacher
**[22:55] ---**
And that TV personality
**[22:59] ---**
They always evade the truth
**[23:04] ---**
Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
**[23:07] ---**
If it’s about self-responsibility
**[23:09] ---**
No matter who I may antagonize
**[23:12] ---**
l stay by your side
**[23:15] ---**
That’s right, the two of us
**[23:17] ---**
Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
**[23:21] ---**
Assuming a fighting stance
**[23:23] ---**
I’ll take care of the rear
**[23:24] ---**
We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
**[23:26] ---**
Won’t let it end in a flash
**[23:29] ---**
It’s time to break out
**[23:31] ---**
It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
**[23:34] ---**
Cuz I have you
**[23:37] ---**
Then, say goodbye to tragedies
**[23:38] ---**
We’ll make up our own ending
**[23:42] ---**
The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
**[23:47] ---**
We’ll embrace them all
**[23:50] ---**
And loudly
Sing this song
**[23:56] ---**
Such insanely precious days
**[24:01] ---**
A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
**[24:04] ---**
“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
# E11 - Episode 11
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN28JM/episode-11)
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**[00:00] ---**
**[00:07] ---**
Popular musician Dorii Rattatta
had a hand in designing Fujin #9.
**[00:11] ---**
Hello there!
**[00:13] ---**
The focal point is in the pop and girly pastel colors, in line with the summer fashion trend!
**[00:18] ---**
That new Fujin being
announced at this event
**[00:21] ---**
automatically determines and
attacks its targets, right?
**[00:25] ---**
I’m cheering for all Self-Defense Forces
members fighting every day for us!
**[00:26] ---**
I hear it’s set to react to not only
invaders but all virtual enemies.
**[00:31] ---**
What will we be fighting
against going forward?
**[00:32] ---**
Let us citizens all work
together toward our future!
**[00:34] ---**
It doesn’t matter who
we’re fighting against.
**[00:37] ---**
We exist to protect this
country and its citizens.
**[00:41] ---**
We will now introduce to you
the small-sized defensive weapon
**[00:45] ---**
developed by our
company, Fujin #9.
**[00:47] ---**
I am Fujin #9.
**[00:50] ---**
I promise that all citizens
will live safe and secure lives.
**[00:56] ---**
Episode 11
**[01:06] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:09] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:10] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:12] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:18] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:24] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:30] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:32] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:34] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:35] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:42] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:44] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:46] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:51] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[01:54] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[01:57] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:01] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:03] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:06] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:09] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:12] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:14] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:18] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:22] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:25] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:28] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:32] ---**
Our home country
**[02:36] ---**
Swaying in the skies
**[02:40] ---**
As many days spent there
**[02:41] ---**
Mr. Tsutomu, I’m having so much fun.
Thank you!
**[02:44] ---**
Hurray to our country!
**[02:47] ---**
I’m glad to hear that.
**[02:49] ---**
Even for a moment,
the children’s smiles help ease my mind.
**[02:49] ---**
TRAFFIC
SAFETY
**[02:54] ---**
Right now, that is more than enough.
**[02:57] ---**
Yuriko talks to me, telling me peaceful
days will surely come someday.
**[03:05] ---**
You’re such a romanticist.
**[03:08] ---**
Nothing can be created
from being pessimistic, after all.
**[03:12] ---**
Hey, Mr. Chairman!
**[03:14] ---**
What is it, Informant?
**[03:16] ---**
Another survivor!
**[03:21] ---**
Don’t worry.
**[03:22] ---**
They rarely search in this black mist.
**[03:25] ---**
Thank God.
**[03:28] ---**
I’ve come from
the “End of the World.”
**[03:30] ---**
Seibu Shinjuku
Line
**[03:30] ---**
Musashino City
**[03:30] ---**
Mitaka City
**[03:30] ---**
Suginami City
**[03:30] ---**
Keio Inokashira Line
**[03:30] ---**
Musashi
-Sakai
**[03:30] ---**
Mitaka
**[03:30] ---**
Kichijoji
**[03:30] ---**
Nishi-Ogikubo
**[03:31] ---**
I see.
**[03:33] ---**
You’re a survivor from the vessel
that went down six months ago.
**[03:38] ---**
Yeah, most of my colleagues aboard
had survived immediately after the crash.
**[03:42] ---**
But there have been many
casualties after those guys invaded.
**[03:46] ---**
We’ve been totally on the defensive
and will eventually be completely wiped out.
**[03:51] ---**
It’s just a matter of time here as well.
**[03:53] ---**
Our nation has abandoned us.
**[03:57] ---**
You may be right.
**[03:59] ---**
Our mother ship will also fall soon.
**[04:02] ---**
Our mother ship will fall?
**[04:03] ---**
So then that white smoke…
**[04:07] ---**
After receiving a certain message,
**[04:09] ---**
we were divided into several dozen units
and sent to join our allies in various places,
**[04:13] ---**
but everyone in my unit but me
was wiped out in a battle against “them.”
**[04:18] ---**
Oh? A message?
**[04:21] ---**
Five large colonies will
simultaneously launch a counterattack.
**[04:24] ---**
Seibu Shinjuku
Line
**[04:24] ---**
Musashino
City
**[04:24] ---**
Mitaka City
**[04:24] ---**
Suginami City
**[04:24] ---**
Keio Inokashira Line
**[04:24] ---**
Nishitokyo City
**[04:25] ---**
“End of the World,”
**[04:26] ---**
Shibuya
**[04:26] ---**
“Iron Forest in the Battlefield,”
**[04:28] ---**
Daiba
**[04:28] ---**
“Sea of the Beginnings,”
**[04:30] ---**
Jinbocho
**[04:30] ---**
“Paper Desert”
**[04:32] ---**
and here, “City of Fog.”
**[04:34] ---**
We will launch a simultaneous
counterattack and
**[04:36] ---**
attack this main citadel
while their forces are dispersed.
**[04:40] ---**
YANOO NEWS
**[04:40] ---**
A Waste of Tax Money?
The New Japan National Stadium
**[04:40] ---**
This huge structure under
construction must be their ultimate weapon.
**[04:45] ---**
We must destroy it.
**[04:47] ---**
I swear on the honor of my people
that I'll show them what they deserve!
**[04:52] ---**
You mustn’t!
**[04:54] ---**
Hatred only creates more hatred!
**[04:55] ---**
There are many women and children here.
**[04:57] ---**
We cannot unnecessarily
expose them to danger.
**[04:59] ---**
Y-You coward!
**[05:01] ---**
Then you go ahead and die here!
**[05:03] ---**
If you’re gonna die anyway,
there’s essentially no difference!
**[05:06] ---**
How dare you. That’s sophistry.
**[05:11] ---**
Tsutomu. At this stage,
we no longer have a choice.
**[05:51] ---**
The target fell towards Nagatacho.
**[05:54] ---**
It is believed to still be alive.
**[05:56] ---**
Darn. A small saucer would work,
but this, the target is too small.
**[06:00] ---**
Self Defence Force
Camp Ichigaya
**[06:01] ---**
Don’t you think we’re overdoing it
to use the Fujin for one Invader?
**[06:05] ---**
It’s a demonstration for other countries.
**[06:09] ---**
What is the current deployment status?
**[06:11] ---**
Right. We’ve already deployed
one hundred and thirty Fujin #7s.
**[06:13] ---**
And we have begun test
launching Fujin #9s to Ota City.
**[06:18] ---**
All is going well.
**[06:20] ---**
However, neighboring countries have
issued statements of protest.
**[06:24] ---**
US President Padron has condemned the move,
calling it “the most foolish act imaginable.”
**[06:32] ---**
So long as the Minister of Defense is showing
a strong stance, we will simply follow suit.
**[06:38] ---**
Ikeda
**[06:41] ---**
Hmm…
**[06:42] ---**
Even the Self-Defense Forces
take time off during public holidays.
**[06:45] ---**
No, we don’t. A simple coincidence.
**[06:48] ---**
Is that so?
**[06:49] ---**
But I’m surprised that
you would casually come home.
**[06:52] ---**
After murdering people.
**[06:54] ---**
Huh? Invaders are not people.
**[06:58] ---**
Hey big brother, read this.
**[07:00] ---**
Japan Going Mad
About Invaders
**[07:01] ---**
Invaders cannot communicate with us,
**[07:03] ---**
but they are creatures with
feelings and social skills!
**[07:06] ---**
What is the clear boundary
between humans and invaders?!
**[07:12] ---**
How should I know?
**[07:14] ---**
Who our friends are and who our enemies are
depend on the circumstances at the time.
**[07:18] ---**
More importantly, think about who’s
paying high tuition fees for you to go to college
**[07:22] ---**
You should study
something more useful.
**[07:24] ---**
I would rather study too!
**[07:27] ---**
But we’re gonna be stuck with too
many irresponsible adults in the future,
**[07:30] ---**
so we must change society ourselves!
**[07:31] ---**
Hey, calm down.
**[07:33] ---**
I looked at your social media,
**[07:35] ---**
and your friends are just a bunch of idiots who
beat up people who don't agree with them.
**[07:40] ---**
It might make you feel better,
but do you think it's going to change society?
**[07:46] ---**
Wha…That's disgusting!
**[07:48] ---**
Ann Octopus shouldn’t be
looking into my account!
**[07:51] ---**
If you don't want me to,
put a lock on it.
**[07:53] ---**
And I'm not an Octopus.
I'm just worried about your future.
**[07:57] ---**
Shut up!
If you’re gonna fight, do it outside!
**[08:01] ---**
The way I decide who’s an enemy or ally for
my own convenience is no different from you.
**[08:05] ---**
Forget it. I’m leaving home.
**[08:08] ---**
Can’t live in the same home as parents who
are an internet addicted Octopi and a murderer.
**[08:15] ---**
Aren’t you going after her?
**[08:18] ---**
She left home saying
the same thing yesterday.
**[08:20] ---**
Just leave her alone.
**[08:24] ---**
Gin Sushi
**[08:25] ---**
Wow. So your son’s a member
of the Self-Defense Forces.
**[08:29] ---**
I used to have a hard time dealing with
him because he wouldn't listen to me,
**[08:33] ---**
but now I can hold my head
high thanks to my son.
**[08:37] ---**
Nori, no need to hesitate.
Eat as much as you want.
**[08:41] ---**
Not to mention the salaries of the defense
officers continue rising every year.
**[08:44] ---**
He’s risking his life for his country!
If you ask me, he’s not getting nearly enough.
**[08:49] ---**
I think the government’s being too lenient
in their approach in dealing with invaders.
**[08:53] ---**
And yet they take no action against anti-social
groups like the Peacesquids and SHIP.
**[08:58] ---**
It can be quite depressing having a huge lid
like that placed in the sky above us.
**[09:03] ---**
The fact that our weak government
isn’t attacking the mother ship is a big problem!
**[09:06] ---**
We should attack it with all firepower
available to restore the country’s prestige!
**[09:19] ---**
Sorry.
**[09:21] ---**
Protect the Invaders?
Ha! That’s crazy.
**[09:25] ---**
We should gather them and
burn them all together!
**[09:28] ---**
Dad.
**[09:31] ---**
Can you be quiet for a bit.
You’re ruining my appetite.
**[09:34] ---**
But it’s not often I can
brag about you like this.
**[09:37] ---**
That’s right, Nori. You’re doing
a job that benefits people.
**[09:41] ---**
I’m not even doing
it out of my own will.
**[09:46] ---**
Hey, what’s wrong?
**[09:47] ---**
I want to hear more
about what you do.
**[09:50] ---**
So, how many of those
things have you killed?!
**[09:53] ---**
Enough!
**[09:55] ---**
Shut up and eat!
**[09:57] ---**
In terms of who’s crazy,
you guys are just as bad.
**[10:06] ---**
When I pulled the trigger on them,
I wasn't sure it was the right thing to do.
**[10:13] ---**
If they had been able to communicate,
wouldn’t things have ended a little differently?
**[10:17] ---**
I had this question in my mind
because I had some sympathy for “them.”
**[10:24] ---**
But even if you can communicate
with others, conflicts still happen.
**[10:27] ---**
Extermination of “Invaders” in Your Area
Lowest Price Guaranteed 5,000 yen~
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**[10:28] ---**
Actually, this is better, since I don’t have to
hear their names or pleas for their lives.
**[10:45] ---**
Yay!
**[10:47] ---**
Hey, children, time for bed!
**[10:48] ---**
Um, excuse me, have you
seen Kiyomi and Yunbo?
**[10:52] ---**
No I haven’t.
**[10:55] ---**
Let’s go, Yunbo.
I hate those recreation stuff.
**[11:05] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[11:07] ---**
Have you seen my children,
Kiyomi and Yunbo?
**[11:10] ---**
Hey.
**[11:12] ---**
What’s that?
**[11:19] ---**
Huh? What did it say?
**[11:20] ---**
Hey, evacuate the children,
just to be safe.
**[11:27] ---**
It’s firing at us! It’s firing at us!
**[11:34] ---**
Kiyomi! Yunbo!
**[11:35] ---**
Don’t stick together! Spread out!
**[11:36] ---**
It’s no use. We’re finished!
**[11:38] ---**
You fool! Don’t give up yet!
**[11:46] ---**
H-Hurray to our nation!
**[11:56] ---**
I’m sorry. I don’t
understand your language.
**[12:17] ---**
This colony is now destroyed.
**[12:20] ---**
Tsutomu, will you still wait for the day
of peace to arrive even after seeing this?
**[12:27] ---**
We’ll rise against them.
**[12:28] ---**
If we gather together,
we’ll have nearly five thousand.
**[12:32] ---**
Let us teach them the horror
our friends have experienced.
**[12:50] ---**
Phew!
**[12:52] ---**
Y.U.F.
**[12:52] ---**
How’s it going?
**[12:53] ---**
Fujin #9 goes around killing them all,
so there are hardly any left alive.
**[12:59] ---**
Tsk. They’re no fun.
**[13:02] ---**
Both the government and the invaders.
**[13:05] ---**
They’re taking everything from me.
**[13:08] ---**
Approximately thirteen thousand
invaders were found inside
**[13:12] ---**
Prime Minister’s Office
**[13:12] ---**
the medium-sized teapot-shaped
ship that crashed in Ota City.
**[13:15] ---**
They’ve been mostly
annihilated by the Fujin #9.
**[13:19] ---**
In addition, a delinquent invader-hunting
group calling themselves
**[13:23] ---**
the “Youth United Front” is roaming
the area and becoming violent.
**[13:29] ---**
So what is the deployment status of Fujin #9?
**[13:32] ---**
Right.
**[13:33] ---**
The Geekle AI that was planned to be
installed into the Fujin #9 and #10
**[13:38] ---**
has been facing development difficulties.
**[13:39] ---**
In the future, mass production is expected to
be achieved by installing SES’s Plankton.
**[13:47] ---**
Plankton, I ask you.
**[13:49] ---**
How do you understand
your own existence?
**[13:54] ---**
That doesn’t really matter.
**[13:56] ---**
What matters is how you perceive me.
**[13:59] ---**
If you follow the rules I set for you,
things will be better in the future, Mom.
**[14:05] ---**
Don’t call me Mom.
**[14:09] ---**
Located in the center of Nagano Prefecture,
**[14:12] ---**
A New Landscape
for Marginal Villages
**[14:12] ---**
Live
**[14:12] ---**
People Who Moved From Tokyo to Live a Self-Sufficient Life
**[14:12] ---**
this village is home to people who moved
here from Tokyo to live a self-sufficient life.
**[14:17] ---**
Representative
Mr. Takabatake (38)
**[14:17] ---**
Surrounded by beautiful nature,
delicious food, and trustworthy friends,
**[14:22] ---**
I am now able to live a truly human life.
**[14:25] ---**
Vice Representative
Ms. Koyama (45)
**[14:26] ---**
My daughter has studies and
therefore still remains in Tokyo,
**[14:30] ---**
but she says she wants to come
here as soon as possible.
**[14:37] ---**
This year, our Occult Research Club is planning
a summer training camp at a beach in Odawara.
**[14:42] ---**
Yay! The beach!
Although no one has actually joined the club.
**[14:44] ---**
Okay! Time for swimsuits!
**[14:46] ---**
Maybe I’ll go with something
revealing this year.
**[14:48] ---**
Well, swimming in the sea is fine,
but the main topic is…
**[14:52] ---**
Like this
**[14:53] ---**
This summer, we’re finally
gonna encounter the unknown!
**[14:59] ---**
I've been searching for a woman
**[15:01] ---**
who has had contact with
extraterrestrial life for the past few years,
**[15:05] ---**
and I've finally made contact!
**[15:07] ---**
The 18-year-old woman,
who lives in Hachioji,
**[15:07] ---**
I’ll go with this swimsuit.
**[15:10] ---**
No way, Ai. You’d practically
only be wearing strings.
**[15:11] ---**
says that about eight years ago
**[15:12] ---**
she came in contact with a mysterious
life form on the beach in Odawara.
**[15:14] ---**
Hey, Futaba, did you buy a swimsuit?
**[15:16] ---**
With her help, we trace the traces from
that time and get closer to the truth!
**[15:17] ---**
Huh?
**[15:18] ---**
Sorry, I’ll likely be too busy
with SHIP activities.
**[15:23] ---**
Invaders are no match for us,
**[15:23] ---**
Then what about
today’s birthday party?
**[15:25] ---**
we might be able to
prove the existence of
**[15:26] ---**
Yeah, I probably won’t make that either..
**[15:27] ---**
a higher dimension beyond
human understanding!
**[15:28] ---**
What? Darn it..
**[15:33] ---**
Okay, everyone, ready, set…
**[15:36] ---**
Ontan, Happy birthday!
**[15:40] ---**
Hm?
**[16:05] ---**
Huh? Are you getting
up already, Futaba?
**[16:08] ---**
Why not skip the lecture?
**[16:10] ---**
I'm barely able to attend class
because of my SHIP activities and part-time job.
**[16:13] ---**
My assignments are piling up,
so I need to get them all done at once.
**[16:18] ---**
Hey, you're coming to
today's meeting, right?
**[16:21] ---**
Our subcommittee will
also be making a report.
**[16:23] ---**
Oh, yeah. Don’t you think
it’s about time we quit?
**[16:27] ---**
What?
**[16:28] ---**
I’m leaving SHIP.
**[16:31] ---**
It’s no longer any fun.
You should leave, too.
**[16:34] ---**
Wait. We can’t really
do that, can we?
**[16:37] ---**
There are still many
invaders who are suffering.
**[16:40] ---**
You’re right.
**[16:41] ---**
But that actually has little
to do with us, right?
**[16:46] ---**
Honestly, I’m having trouble
keeping up with your…
**[16:50] ---**
…revolution game.
**[16:57] ---**
You’re the worst.
**[17:01] ---**
Now, let's begin the regular meeting
of the SHIP Surume University Branch.
**[17:05] ---**
According to an investigation
by the headquarters,
**[17:07] ---**
the invader extermination
app “Invader Clash” appears to be
**[17:08] ---**
A-Ray Contamination 18%
Invaders nearby! Be careful!
**[17:08] ---**
A-Ray Contamination 20%
Already 2 invaders exterminated.
**[17:08] ---**
A-Ray Contamination 11%
Maybe overthinking…
**[17:08] ---**
A-Ray Contamination 18%
Invaders nearby! Be careful!
**[17:10] ---**
illegally collecting personal
information of users and
**[17:13] ---**
sending it to SES's artificial
intelligence “Plankton.”
**[17:18] ---**
No wonder the batteries drain so quickly.
**[17:21] ---**
Maybe the app market is also
under government control.
**[17:24] ---**
We, the people, will probably be forced
to live under 24-hour surveillance
**[17:28] ---**
by SES under the pretext
of safety and security.
**[17:33] ---**
Mr. Takada of SES has unilaterally
made the Invaders his enemy and
**[17:38] ---**
created a circular economy
that takes advantage of that.
**[17:41] ---**
Moreover, he is trying to make
the whole world his enemy.
**[17:44] ---**
We will not tolerate any further tyranny,
and everyone should protest.
**[17:49] ---**
This is the view of headquarters.
**[17:52] ---**
But the number of members
has decreased significantly
**[17:54] ---**
and SHIP, as a whole, is now down to
less than half of what it was at its peak.
**[17:57] ---**
Headquarters is also getting anxious.
**[17:59] ---**
They say it's time to show
our true intentions.
**[18:03] ---**
True intentions?
**[18:05] ---**
This is a direct protest
against Mr. Takarada.
**[18:07] ---**
Some executives have even
said they will not hesitate to use force.
**[18:12] ---**
The Chief of Staff further said,
**[18:13] ---**
“Sacrifice is essential to
realizing an ideal society.”
**[18:18] ---**
Apparently, all members
will receive a package soon.
**[18:21] ---**
I don’t know what’s in it.
**[18:24] ---**
Actually, I’d rather not know!
**[18:27] ---**
Package?
**[18:30] ---**
SHIP Headquarters
**[18:31] ---**
Even as an analogy,
using force is inappropriate.
**[18:36] ---**
I hope they’re not thinking terrorism.
**[18:39] ---**
They’re not, right?
**[18:42] ---**
Could this be…
**[18:44] ---**
...a bomb?
**[18:50] ---**
Futaba! We’ve come
to hang out with you!
**[18:52] ---**
Because Oran says you haven’t been
able to celebrate her birthday.
**[18:56] ---**
Thank you, Futaba!
I’ve come to be surprised.
**[18:59] ---**
Wait a minute.
You can’t just suddenly…
**[19:01] ---**
Huh? What? I doubt you have
a cake or something here.
**[19:01] ---**
Wow. I love your spacious room.
**[19:04] ---**
-Hm? Hmm…
**[19:05] ---**
-Hm?
**[19:07] ---**
A package for you.
**[19:09] ---**
Makoto! Don’t touch it!
**[19:16] ---**
Sorry, Futaba.
**[19:18] ---**
We’ll come again when
you have more time.
**[19:20] ---**
Takemoto, you haven’t been
hanging out with us lately.
**[19:24] ---**
I know you're busy, but please
contact me when you have time!
**[19:29] ---**
Sorry.
**[19:33] ---**
Futaba.
**[19:35] ---**
Take it easy.
**[19:40] ---**
SHIP Headquarters
**[19:47] ---**
#WeMustNotForgive
**[19:51] ---**
To all SHIP members
We have prepared flyers with the SHIP manifesto for the protest demonstration
in front of the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building next week.
We are sending 300 copies to each member,
so please distribute them on the day of the demonstration.
SHIP Headquarters
**[19:52] ---**
There’s no way it could
be terrorism related.
**[19:54] ---**
SHIP is a non-violent
organization, after all.
**[19:58] ---**
Can't you hear the anguished
cries of the invaders?!
**[20:02] ---**
Never Forgive
**[20:02] ---**
Invader Clash is illegally collecting
personal information!
**[20:07] ---**
Please read this and
join our demonstration!
**[20:09] ---**
It’s no use. This stack of flyers
is not getting any smaller.
**[20:12] ---**
I’m almost done handing
out my stack.
**[20:15] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[20:18] ---**
Th-That guy.
**[20:20] ---**
He’s Kenichi Kohiruimaki, Leader of the YUF.
**[20:24] ---**
What do you want?
**[20:25] ---**
Hunting invaders
isn’t enough for you?
**[20:28] ---**
Not really.
**[20:29] ---**
I just happened to pass by.
**[20:32] ---**
Watching fools do foolish things.
**[20:34] ---**
You’ve got no right to say that to us.
**[20:36] ---**
The most you can expect from blaming politicians
is getting them to replace the top guy.
**[20:40] ---**
That’s right.
**[20:41] ---**
The fundamental nature won’t change.
**[20:44] ---**
Shut up! What’s important is that
we continue appealing without giving up!
**[20:48] ---**
Appealing?
**[20:49] ---**
You’re just making noise.
**[20:51] ---**
No one’s listening to what you’re saying.
**[20:55] ---**
You guys are lukewarm.
**[20:57] ---**
We may be in different positions,
but we're the same
**[20:59] ---**
in that we’re both
dissatisfied with society,
**[21:02] ---**
so I'll give you some advice.
**[21:04] ---**
Don't expect anything from others.
**[21:06] ---**
Destroy and rebuild
with your own hands.
**[21:09] ---**
Excuse me!
**[21:11] ---**
Unlike you, we reject violence!
**[21:14] ---**
We cannot tolerate genocide
against invaders for any reason!
**[21:21] ---**
Hmm… I see.
**[21:25] ---**
What do you know about how I feel?
**[21:28] ---**
If you insist on protecting invaders,
**[21:31] ---**
then I will also kill you.
**[21:35] ---**
It seems you still don't realize that
**[21:37] ---**
protecting something and hurting
someone are two sides of the same coin.
**[21:41] ---**
Maybe it's time to stop
getting drunk on your own ego.
**[21:46] ---**
Shut up. Go away, delusional punk.
**[21:50] ---**
Well done.
**[21:55] ---**
Futaba, are you all right?!
**[21:58] ---**
You hung in there really well.
**[22:03] ---**
Can I have a bit of your time?
**[22:10] ---**
There is a need for us to show
them that we’re serious.
**[22:17] ---**
We cannot allow humanity
to sin any more.
**[22:22] ---**
For that, I’m willing to
take the blame.
**[22:26] ---**
Are you?
**[22:28] ---**
Or has this been nothing
but a game to you, too?
**[22:40] ---**
It’s like flat soda
**[22:44] ---**
It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
**[22:52] ---**
That sincere-looking teacher
**[22:55] ---**
And that TV personality
**[22:59] ---**
They always evade the truth
**[23:04] ---**
Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
**[23:07] ---**
If it’s about self-responsibility
**[23:09] ---**
No matter who I may antagonize
**[23:12] ---**
l stay by your side
**[23:15] ---**
That’s right, the two of us
**[23:17] ---**
Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
**[23:21] ---**
Assuming a fighting stance
**[23:23] ---**
I’ll take care of the rear
**[23:24] ---**
We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
**[23:26] ---**
Won’t let it end in a flash
**[23:29] ---**
It’s time to break out
**[23:31] ---**
It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
**[23:34] ---**
Cuz I have you
**[23:37] ---**
Then, say goodbye to tragedies
**[23:38] ---**
We’ll make up our own ending
**[23:42] ---**
The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
**[23:47] ---**
We’ll embrace them all
**[23:50] ---**
And loudly
Sing this song
**[23:56] ---**
Such insanely precious days
**[24:01] ---**
A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
**[24:04] ---**
“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
# E12 - Episode 12
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**[00:00] ---**
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Operation in Heiwajima to Annihilate “Invaders” Using Fujin #9
**[00:00] ---**
Are Colonies Forming in
Apartment Complexes?
**[00:03] ---**
A colony of “invaders” was discovered
in the contaminated area of Heiwajima,
**[00:06] ---**
and an operation was carried out by “Fujin.”
**[00:09] ---**
Save the Invaders
**[00:09] ---**
Love Over Weapons
**[00:09] ---**
The capacity of the facility in Kawasaki
City for housing disposed “invaders” is
**[00:10] ---**
Stop Genocide Now
**[00:10] ---**
Self Defence Force is a
Human Rights Violation Group
**[00:10] ---**
Save the Invaders
**[00:10] ---**
Love Over Weapons
**[00:14] ---**
expected to reach its limit this month.
**[00:19] ---**
Ontan’s birthday was the other day,
and we had a surprise party her.
**[00:24] ---**
Kadode , you always talk about Oran.
**[00:28] ---**
That’s not true.
**[00:30] ---**
I’m always thinking about you, teacher.
**[00:33] ---**
You’re calling me “teacher” again.
**[00:35] ---**
Even today, many harmless
invaders are being killed!
**[00:35] ---**
The Citizen's Anger is Over Its Peak
**[00:38] ---**
Holding an Expo while this is
going on is outrageous!
**[00:42] ---**
Now is the time for everyone
to unite and fight for peace!
**[00:42] ---**
Are they really gonna have the Expo?
**[00:46] ---**
Huh? What?
**[00:51] ---**
Watarase.
**[00:53] ---**
Let’s hold hands.
**[00:57] ---**
Earth may no longer exist tomorrow.
**[01:01] ---**
Koyama, you’re acting strange today.
**[01:06] ---**
Okay, let’s call it a day.
**[01:08] ---**
No.
**[01:12] ---**
I don’t wanna go home today.
**[01:16] ---**
Episode 12
**[01:26] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:29] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:30] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:32] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:38] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:44] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:50] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:53] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:54] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:55] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[02:02] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[02:04] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[02:06] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[02:11] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[02:14] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[02:17] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:21] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:23] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:26] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:29] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:32] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:35] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:38] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:42] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:45] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:48] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:51] ---**
Remember that anyone with
a kill ratio of 1 or less is not human
**[02:51] ---**
Kadode Koyama
Sorry Ontan
I might be home late tonight
**[02:52] ---**
A teenage girl comes
home late from her date.
**[02:55] ---**
Moreover, the person she’s dating
her school homeroom teacher,
**[02:58] ---**
making this relationship inappropriate.
**[03:01] ---**
For us vulgar “first person shooting” fans,
the norm is to elect anti-activism!
**[03:05] ---**
The cost performance for
physical love is terrible, isn’t it?!
**[03:09] ---**
I understand why you’d sulk, Oran.
**[03:13] ---**
So, who is this guy?
**[03:16] ---**
My boyfriend!
**[03:17] ---**
Her boyfriend, lol.
**[03:21] ---**
Batting Cage
**[03:22] ---**
Imagine all the pseudo-intellectuals rampant
in the world, pretending to be celebrities,
**[03:26] ---**
then swing your sword
as if to chop off their heads.
**[03:31] ---**
Right now, I’m merciless.
**[03:33] ---**
Are you really Oran’s boyfriend?
**[03:37] ---**
I find it hard to believe.
**[03:39] ---**
Lol. It is strange, isn’t it?
**[03:41] ---**
Makoto.
**[03:42] ---**
What’s important is not
what’s true or false, but faith.
**[03:46] ---**
Also, you know, I think I’ve
seen you somewhere, Oba.
**[03:57] ---**
See?
**[03:59] ---**
I’ve gotta use the bathroom.
**[04:03] ---**
Oran.
**[04:04] ---**
Being with me could
put you in danger.
**[04:07] ---**
Don’t worry.
**[04:09] ---**
Even if the truth comes out, Makoto and
Black Knight will understand if we just tell them.
**[04:14] ---**
From here on, you have to get
used to others than Kadode.
**[04:18] ---**
Are you sulking because Kadode’s not here?
**[04:20] ---**
No way.
**[04:22] ---**
Kadode has reached that age
where she can do as she wishes.
**[04:26] ---**
Besides, it was you, Oba,
who said we’re all gonna die soon.
**[04:31] ---**
Is an all-out war or something between humanity
and invaders gonna happen now after all this time?
**[04:35] ---**
No. The mother ship will
soon break down and fall.
**[04:39] ---**
But the problem isn’t
so much the ship falling,
**[04:42] ---**
but that the energy reactor
inside the ship is out of control.
**[04:47] ---**
What if the fallen ship continues to emit energy?
**[04:51] ---**
I can't imagine what kind of impact
it would have on the entire Earth.
**[04:55] ---**
What’s the actual reason for
the “invaders” coming here?
**[04:59] ---**
We’re referred to as “invaders”
but that’s not accurate.
**[05:03] ---**
We used to live here in the first place.
**[05:06] ---**
You guys are the real “invaders”.
**[05:09] ---**
But I love humans.
**[05:11] ---**
You guys are big and strong, but at times
you’re really clumsy and you’re very kind.
**[05:18] ---**
Oba.
**[05:20] ---**
Oran.
**[05:21] ---**
You’re… too kind to invaders.
**[05:29] ---**
Please go out with me.
**[05:31] ---**
That’s not possible.
**[05:35] ---**
Wait. Was I just dumped?
That can’t be right.
**[05:39] ---**
Well, rather than say
it’s not possible…
**[05:42] ---**
Last month my father
back home fell ill,
**[05:45] ---**
and he’s likely gonna
need nursing care.
**[05:48] ---**
It doesn’t look like
I’ll be able to remain in Tokyo.
**[05:52] ---**
What a sudden turn of events.
**[05:55] ---**
I’m an only child.
**[05:57] ---**
I could be moving
as soon as next spring.
**[06:01] ---**
I see.
**[06:03] ---**
I wonder if we’ll all still be alive then.
**[06:06] ---**
Hm?
**[06:07] ---**
Everyone’s gonna die soon anyway.
**[06:11] ---**
And you’re worried about your parents.
**[06:14] ---**
I’m really sorry.
**[06:16] ---**
I should’ve told you earlier.
**[06:18] ---**
It’s all right.
**[06:19] ---**
I simply got overly excited on my own
and made the awkward move.
**[06:24] ---**
When all’s said and done, you’re pretty serious,
and I love that about you, teacher.
**[06:29] ---**
I’m going home.
**[06:31] ---**
There’s no need to be in such a hurry.
**[06:34] ---**
Then I won’t go home!
**[06:38] ---**
I’m sorry for being
such an annoying pig!
**[06:41] ---**
Let me take a bath!
And lend me this funny T-shirt!
**[06:43] ---**
Shuriken
**[06:46] ---**
Oh, I can’t stand this.
**[06:47] ---**
I’m gonna send stupid dms
to celebrities and go to sleep!
**[06:50] ---**
Why don’t you come and
sleep beside me, Watarase?
**[06:53] ---**
I don’t mind, but
I’ll fondle your boobs.
**[06:55] ---**
Do as you wish.
**[06:56] ---**
You’d be surprised
how big mine are.
**[06:59] ---**
What? Really?
**[07:00] ---**
What do you mean “really?”
**[07:02] ---**
No one but my boyfriend
gets to touch them.
**[07:05] ---**
If you don’t dislike me,
**[07:10] ---**
then let’s date and
see how it turns out.
**[07:14] ---**
Kadode.
**[07:15] ---**
Stuff like this is all about timing.
**[07:18] ---**
All I ask is that
you’re by my side.
**[07:22] ---**
Listen to my selfish request for once.
**[07:33] ---**
Watarase.
**[07:35] ---**
I’m taking the “Isobeyan”
books I lent you.
**[07:38] ---**
I’ll be on my way now.
**[07:43] ---**
I’m home!
**[07:44] ---**
Ontan.
**[07:48] ---**
Hmm…
**[07:52] ---**
Isobeyan
**[07:53] ---**
What the heck?
**[07:55] ---**
Why does it hafta be now?
**[08:02] ---**
Did you do it?!
**[08:05] ---**
Did you have indecent sex?!
**[08:07] ---**
Yeah, I did!
**[08:08] ---**
But, then. He. Dumped. Me.
**[08:12] ---**
You slutty princess.
Used and discarded – how regrettable.
**[08:15] ---**
See ya teacher
**[08:17] ---**
Stuff like this is all about timing.
**[08:32] ---**
A "Stray Invader" Interrupts Diet Deliberation
**[08:32] ---**
"Stray Invader" Hiding
for a Few Days
**[08:32] ---**
Bring it on, you monsters!
**[08:34] ---**
"Stray Invader" Hiding
for a Few Days
**[08:34] ---**
A "Stray Invader" Interrupts Diet Deliberation
**[08:34] ---**
Either way, the mother ship
will collapse in one month!
**[08:38] ---**
The city will be blown away,
and fallout will rain down all over the world!
**[08:42] ---**
For the prestige of our nation,
we will take all of you down with us!
**[08:46] ---**
Long live our homeland!
**[08:49] ---**
That’s what he says.
It really is too late now, isn’t it?
**[09:05] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[09:07] ---**
Meow.
**[09:10] ---**
They say we only have one month.
**[09:13] ---**
Enjoy your food.
**[09:15] ---**
Let go of me!
**[09:18] ---**
Somebody!
**[09:22] ---**
Somebody help me!
**[09:30] ---**
Y.U.F.
**[09:40] ---**
Over here!
**[09:41] ---**
Hurry!
**[09:42] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:59] ---**
You serious?
**[10:00] ---**
What are you thinking,
entering one of “their” bodies?
**[10:05] ---**
But that’s how I was
able to save you.
**[10:10] ---**
That.
**[10:11] ---**
What’s gonna happen to it?
**[10:12] ---**
The reactor will soon reach
its limits and explode,
**[10:16] ---**
releasing what they call
F-energy into the atmosphere,
**[10:20] ---**
reacting indefinitely
and releasing pollutants.
**[10:25] ---**
The men, determined
to fight to the death,
**[10:28] ---**
took over the reactor
control room.
**[10:31] ---**
They’re clashing with those who say
we should descend to the surface and surrender.
**[10:36] ---**
The colony’s been attacked,
so there’s no safe place for us.
**[10:42] ---**
Any word from our home country?
**[10:44] ---**
Seeing that we haven’t received a word,
**[10:46] ---**
I guess were a one-way
kamikaze squad from the start.
**[10:52] ---**
We were abandoned under
the pretext of an invasion
**[10:57] ---**
that had no chance of succeeding.
**[10:59] ---**
Sir. Hang in there.
**[11:02] ---**
You might just be
able to pull it off.
**[11:06] ---**
Stop the destruction
of the mother ship.
**[11:10] ---**
If you’re able to reach
the reactor control room.
**[11:25] ---**
I’ve gotta do something
about it after all.
**[11:32] ---**
One Month Left Until the End of Humanity
**[11:37] ---**
You may all have forgotten, but…
**[11:40] ---**
The Occult Research Club is having
**[11:42] ---**
our fieldwork training camp
during summer vacation.
**[11:44] ---**
That’s right, we’re going
to the sea this year.
**[11:46] ---**
Although I never actually joined
the Occult Research Club.
**[11:47] ---**
I’m looking forward to it.
**[11:49] ---**
Okay, I’m gonna show up as a ghost
in those SNS posts showing off their life
**[11:54] ---**
The location is a small town along
the coast of southwest Odawara.
**[11:59] ---**
You’ll come too, won’t you Futaba?
**[12:02] ---**
Oh, yeah, right.
**[12:04] ---**
I have SHIP activities,
but for the first few days.
**[12:07] ---**
Also, if you don’t mind,
can you also invite Makoto?
**[12:11] ---**
He doesn’t seem to
be doing much else.
**[12:13] ---**
Ojiro.
**[12:14] ---**
Can I also bring Oba?
**[12:18] ---**
How is Oba doing lately?
**[12:21] ---**
Oba, don’t make me repeat this again.
**[12:25] ---**
I don’t go outdoors unless
it’s something really important.
**[12:28] ---**
And you’re asking me to
walk this ugly dog?
**[12:32] ---**
Hiroshi, do you have a moment?
**[12:36] ---**
Hello. I am the President of Japan.
**[12:41] ---**
Sorry, English is my only foreign language.
**[12:43] ---**
That’s a problem.
**[12:44] ---**
Oh, I might be able to understand.
**[12:46] ---**
Huh?
**[12:47] ---**
Ciao? [Hello in Italian]
**[12:48] ---**
Aлло? [Hello in Russian]
**[12:49] ---**
Wei? [Hello in Chinese]
**[12:51] ---**
Are you Chinese?
**[12:52] ---**
You have the wrong number.
**[12:55] ---**
You’re strange.
**[12:58] ---**
Well, I don’t really care who you are.
**[13:01] ---**
I have only one thing to tell you.
**[13:05] ---**
If you do anything to make Oran cry,
**[13:08] ---**
I will never forgive you.
**[13:13] ---**
The reason I don't leave the house
isn't simply due to my laziness.
**[13:16] ---**
It's so that Oran has a place to
come home to whenever she wants.
**[13:21] ---**
It’s great to have a place
to come home to, right?
**[13:25] ---**
However, although she’s my baby sister,
**[13:26] ---**
I’m well aware that the day will
come when she leaves her nest.
**[13:29] ---**
However!
**[13:31] ---**
I want her to give me
a strong hug one last time!
**[13:34] ---**
And rub her cheek against mine!
**[13:36] ---**
Tell me, “I love you,
I love you my babe!”
**[13:42] ---**
Oh.
**[13:46] ---**
Everyone around me are all good people.
**[13:51] ---**
Everyone on the mother ship
were good people, too.
**[13:54] ---**
So why...
**[13:56] ---**
If I could stop the ship from collapsing,
**[14:00] ---**
could humans and “invaders”
ever become friends?
**[14:06] ---**
Believe it. I believe in you.
**[14:12] ---**
Huh?
**[14:14] ---**
Where’s Kadode?
**[14:15] ---**
Part time work.
**[14:19] ---**
This is so boring.
**[14:22] ---**
Oran.
**[14:23] ---**
Huh?
**[14:31] ---**
Oba, what’s wrong? Pat, pat.
**[14:34] ---**
You’re not alone, Oran.
**[14:37] ---**
Things will be fine.
**[14:42] ---**
O-Oba! You know…
**[14:46] ---**
Yes?
**[14:47] ---**
I’m getting this really, really bad feeling.
**[14:52] ---**
Also, I feel strange when I’m with you.
**[14:56] ---**
Oba, I’m wondering.
**[14:59] ---**
Do you know something?
**[15:02] ---**
Oran. Pat, pat.
**[15:06] ---**
Ontan!
**[15:07] ---**
I am home.
**[15:12] ---**
Excuse me!
**[15:13] ---**
Please enjoy your time!
**[15:16] ---**
Tell me later how it was!
**[15:18] ---**
Hey, wait, you dirty pervert!
**[15:22] ---**
Oran, you don’t need to know.
**[15:26] ---**
Don’t worry.
**[15:27] ---**
I will protect everyone.
**[15:31] ---**
In the event of an emergency,
**[15:33] ---**
Ocean will temporarily leave the atmosphere
**[15:36] ---**
and then return to the atmosphere
once safety has been confirmed.
**[15:40] ---**
With the help of me, Plankton AI,
**[15:43] ---**
Ocean can become a
completely independent defense city.
**[15:48] ---**
Good, Plankton, you’re a smart child.
**[15:51] ---**
Miss Sumaru.
**[15:53] ---**
This is yours.
**[15:55] ---**
Mr. Takarada,
**[15:57] ---**
I don't even want to imagine how many
more sacrifices will be made from now on.
**[16:02] ---**
Look ahead.
**[16:03] ---**
I think of you as my mother,
and I will protect you to the end.
**[16:07] ---**
So don’t worry, Mom.
**[16:10] ---**
I told you, don’t call me that.
**[16:21] ---**
They will be our guide today.
**[16:23] ---**
I’m Chanmiyo!
**[16:25] ---**
And I’m Kaorine!
**[16:27] ---**
We’ve got hot girls!
**[16:29] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[16:38] ---**
It’s cold!
**[16:42] ---**
Wow.
**[16:43] ---**
Actually, Ontan can’t swim.
**[16:47] ---**
We discovered extraterrestrial life
**[16:49] ---**
when we were in fifth grade.
**[16:52] ---**
That’s right.
**[16:53] ---**
We went to the cram school’s
summer camp during summer vacation.
**[16:56] ---**
A roommate said she saw a UFO.
**[17:00] ---**
Stop kidding.
**[17:02] ---**
Then, we saw this strange
thing lying on this beach,
**[17:06] ---**
and it tried to run away so
we thought “oh, oh” and captured it.
**[17:10] ---**
So it was easily caught by kids.
**[17:14] ---**
So where did you keep
this extraterrestrial life form?
**[17:17] ---**
Here.
**[17:20] ---**
We tied it up with rope and hid it in here,
**[17:24] ---**
but it ran away on about the third day,
and I haven’t seen it since.
**[17:29] ---**
Earth Defense Force
**[17:29] ---**
Kousuke
**[17:29] ---**
Sho Togawa
**[17:29] ---**
Eiji
**[17:29] ---**
Kaorine
**[17:29] ---**
Miya
**[17:31] ---**
Did that life form happen
to look something like this?
**[17:32] ---**
like this
**[17:32] ---**
like this
**[17:34] ---**
Let’s see…
**[17:37] ---**
Hm.
**[17:39] ---**
Like this.
**[17:43] ---**
Um, Oba?
**[17:45] ---**
Do you recall anything?
**[17:47] ---**
About the invaders that
came here eight years ago?
**[17:51] ---**
I believe it was one of our investigators.
**[17:54] ---**
Investigators?
**[17:56] ---**
For what?
**[17:58] ---**
Everyone called this place home,
**[18:00] ---**
and since they had heard that
humans were unintelligent creatures,
**[18:04] ---**
they considered using them for labor.
**[18:13] ---**
Ontan, are you all right?
**[18:15] ---**
This is easy.
**[18:17] ---**
It’s really shallow here.
**[18:19] ---**
I’m bored.
**[18:21] ---**
You should swim too, Makoto.
**[18:23] ---**
If I swim, my wig will come off.
**[18:26] ---**
I doubt anyone will be bothered.
**[18:28] ---**
You wouldn’t understand.
**[18:31] ---**
You’re lucky, Oba.
**[18:33] ---**
You seem so absentminded with no worries.
**[18:36] ---**
Lol.
**[18:36] ---**
I have things I can’t tell others as well.
**[18:39] ---**
Don’t be so cold.
**[18:41] ---**
No secrets between us guys, all right?
**[18:44] ---**
Will you promise to keep it a secret?
**[18:47] ---**
Ta-da! In fact, I’m an invader.
**[18:53] ---**
Hide it! Hide it!
**[18:55] ---**
A junior high couple?
**[18:57] ---**
So cute.
**[18:57] ---**
Who knows about this?
**[18:59] ---**
Oran and Kadode.
**[19:01] ---**
Also, Ojiro.
**[19:04] ---**
I see.
**[19:07] ---**
Are you scared?
**[19:08] ---**
S-Sca…
**[19:10] ---**
No, I wouldn’t say I’m scared.
**[19:12] ---**
I’m glad.
**[19:14] ---**
I’m finally understanding
why Oran likes you so much.
**[19:20] ---**
Well, try to show her some kindness.
**[19:23] ---**
She is a girl, after all.
**[19:26] ---**
I’m gonna swim!
**[19:28] ---**
Oh, Makoto’s here!
**[19:33] ---**
Oba.
**[19:34] ---**
Oran.
**[19:36] ---**
Aren’t you gonna swim anymore?
**[19:38] ---**
Makoto suggested we all go to the open sea.
**[19:42] ---**
Swimming where you can’t touch
the bottom is the ultimate of barbarism!
**[19:45] ---**
One unemployed brother with
unstable footing in life is already plenty.
**[19:50] ---**
I see.
**[19:51] ---**
Makoto is quite the strategist.
**[19:53] ---**
Hm?
**[19:56] ---**
Oran, let’s go for a walk, just the two of us.
**[20:03] ---**
Oran.
**[20:06] ---**
Would it be better if we
held hands at a time like this?
**[20:10] ---**
Did you read that on some weird site?
**[20:19] ---**
Oba. I’d love to have something to drink.
**[20:22] ---**
You’re being polite.
**[20:25] ---**
Shut up!
**[20:31] ---**
It’s still quite new.
**[20:33] ---**
They escaped all the way out here.
**[20:37] ---**
There may still be someone inside.
**[20:41] ---**
Oh, Oran!
**[20:43] ---**
The ship’s contaminated with
A-rays so you mustn’t get too close!
**[20:47] ---**
Oba,
**[20:48] ---**
you shouldn’t be saying such human-like stuff.
**[20:52] ---**
Ah…
**[20:52] ---**
Hello?
**[20:55] ---**
Hmm, nope. It’s empty.
**[20:58] ---**
Oran.
**[21:00] ---**
Lately, I’ve begun questioning who I am.
**[21:05] ---**
Whether or not I really am an invader.
**[21:09] ---**
There are definitely no humans
who can split their face like that.
**[21:13] ---**
Lol. You’re right.
**[21:15] ---**
But…
**[21:20] ---**
Humans are the toughest
creatures in the universe.
**[21:24] ---**
They're cunning and highly fertile.
**[21:28] ---**
I can see humans taking over
the entire universe in the near future.
**[21:32] ---**
You’re terrible.
**[21:34] ---**
That topic doesn’t make me happy.
**[21:38] ---**
Sorry.
**[21:47] ---**
What?
**[21:49] ---**
I… kissed you.
**[21:51] ---**
I know that. I mean why?
**[21:54] ---**
I dunno.
**[21:56] ---**
Hey, Oran.
**[21:58] ---**
Let’s say there was a time machine
and you were able to start your life over.
**[22:02] ---**
What would you do?
**[22:04] ---**
Oba.
**[22:05] ---**
I’m not a child, so I don’t talk about what ifs.
**[22:08] ---**
That may be a world
where invaders never come.
**[22:12] ---**
That would be a world without you, Oba.
**[22:16] ---**
You’re right.
**[22:17] ---**
Because I’m an invader.
**[22:21] ---**
Oba.
**[22:22] ---**
Yeah?
**[22:26] ---**
I love you!!
**[22:31] ---**
Me too.
**[22:33] ---**
I… love you.
**[22:36] ---**
So please don’t suddenly disappear somewhere.
**[22:41] ---**
Oba, don’t go anywhere.
**[22:46] ---**
I…
**[22:47] ---**
Hey, we’re leaving!
**[22:49] ---**
Oh my gosh!
**[22:51] ---**
A young man and woman all alone!
**[22:53] ---**
It’s so obvious they must’ve
been doing some naughty stuff!
**[22:55] ---**
Kadode. You…
**[23:00] ---**
Hanyanya fuwa
**[23:10] ---**
It’s like flat soda
**[23:14] ---**
It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
**[23:22] ---**
That sincere-looking teacher
**[23:25] ---**
And that TV personality
**[23:29] ---**
They always evade the truth
**[23:34] ---**
Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
**[23:37] ---**
If it’s about self-responsibility
**[23:39] ---**
No matter who I may antagonize
**[23:42] ---**
l stay by your side
**[23:45] ---**
That’s right, the two of us
**[23:47] ---**
Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
**[23:51] ---**
Assuming a fighting stance
**[23:52] ---**
I’ll take care of the rear
**[23:54] ---**
We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
**[23:56] ---**
Won’t let it end in a flash
**[23:59] ---**
It’s time to break out
**[24:01] ---**
It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
**[24:04] ---**
Cuz I have you
**[24:06] ---**
Then, say goodbye to tragedies
**[24:08] ---**
We’ll make up our own ending
**[24:12] ---**
The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
**[24:16] ---**
We’ll embrace them all
**[24:20] ---**
And loudly
Sing this song
**[24:26] ---**
Such insanely precious days
**[24:31] ---**
A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
**[24:34] ---**
“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
# E13 - Episode 13
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU479JN/episode-13)
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**[00:01] ---**
Recording
**[00:02] ---**
So, changing the subject,
I want to know,
**[00:06] ---**
who is Takarada really?
**[00:08] ---**
As his mistress,
you should know, right?
**[00:10] ---**
Today’s interview was supposed
to be about the diversion of
**[00:13] ---**
"Fujin" to welfare
and nursing care.
**[00:17] ---**
I understand the invaders can parasitize
humans and control their bodies.
**[00:23] ---**
What are you trying to say?
**[00:26] ---**
He has too much knowledge about
the invaders and the mother ship.
**[00:30] ---**
Takarada’s true identity
is an invader, isn’t he?
**[00:34] ---**
Ridiculous.
**[00:36] ---**
Mr. Takarada joined
the company six years ago.
**[00:39] ---**
That was before
the 8/31 incident.
**[00:42] ---**
We are serious about
creating a future for humanity.
**[00:46] ---**
At any age in time,
the beginning of tragedies in this world
**[00:49] ---**
has always been
a deranged sense of justice.
**[01:00] ---**
Episode 13
**[01:10] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:13] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:14] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:16] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:22] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:28] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:34] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:36] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:38] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:39] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:46] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:48] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:50] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:55] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[01:58] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[02:01] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:05] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:07] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:10] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:13] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:16] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:18] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:22] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:26] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:29] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:32] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:36] ---**
Bye-bye.
**[02:38] ---**
Then I’ll take these two to the station.
**[02:41] ---**
You’re here until today too, right, Futaba?
**[02:44] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[02:46] ---**
I plan to leave this evening.
**[02:54] ---**
Woah!
**[02:56] ---**
Hey, Oran.
**[02:58] ---**
Hm?
**[02:59] ---**
Don’t you need to practice
swimming more?
**[03:01] ---**
I’ve mastered it, so I’m good.
**[03:07] ---**
Hey.
**[03:10] ---**
Do you have some time?
**[03:13] ---**
Hm. What about the bullets?
**[03:16] ---**
There are three in here.
**[03:18] ---**
But in terms of the gun’s durability,
it really can only fire one shot.
**[03:22] ---**
Apparently, they plan to open fire
at the New National Stadium opening event.
**[03:28] ---**
So, you want me to keep it
for you until things settle down.
**[03:32] ---**
I’m sorry for making such a selfish request.
**[03:35] ---**
Why not kindly hand it back
while apologizing on your knees?
**[03:39] ---**
Who knows what’ll happen
to me if I betrayed them now?
**[03:44] ---**
If this leads to an incident,
there will be arrests,
**[03:47] ---**
and SHIP members will likely scatter.
**[03:50] ---**
When that happens, I’ll take responsibility
and dispose the gun myself.
**[03:56] ---**
All right.
**[03:57] ---**
But Futaba.
**[04:00] ---**
Repent what you’ve done.
**[04:03] ---**
I will.
**[04:05] ---**
Take care.
**[04:07] ---**
Futaba, I’ll contact you
when I leave here.
**[04:11] ---**
Okay, see you in Tokyo.
**[04:34] ---**
Makoto, wake up.
**[04:36] ---**
What is it, Oba?
**[04:38] ---**
Oran went outside alone.
**[04:41] ---**
Is she answering?
**[04:43] ---**
I can’t get through.
**[04:46] ---**
At sunrise, the door to that place opens.
**[04:49] ---**
The fact that Oran left
so early in the morning…
**[04:54] ---**
It might be possible.
**[04:57] ---**
Upon coming to this town,
her memories might have come back.
**[05:02] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[05:05] ---**
Oran came from a different timeline.
**[05:08] ---**
Huh?
**[05:10] ---**
She got in the abandoned shift machine
**[05:13] ---**
that our researcher made
an emergency landing on eight years ago.
**[05:16] ---**
Oran came to this timeline from another
parallel world when she was ten years old.
**[05:22] ---**
She’s a Shifter.
**[05:26] ---**
Maybe Oran is trying to go
to yet another different world.
**[05:33] ---**
No, wait, wait. That’s a bit much
to comprehend. I don’t get it.
**[05:36] ---**
Can you explain it so that
even I can understand?
**[05:40] ---**
This machine belongs to us invaders.
**[05:44] ---**
This device allows us to access
parallel worlds by reading one’s memories.
**[05:49] ---**
Makoto, let’s go.
**[05:51] ---**
Insert your finger.
**[05:53] ---**
I’ll tell you the truth.
**[05:58] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[06:20] ---**
This is what it’s like inside Oran’s head?
**[06:23] ---**
When ten years old, Oran was
kind and talented, but a little timid.
**[06:36] ---**
Um... Um...!
**[06:38] ---**
There was a UFO!
**[06:40] ---**
I saw it, too.
**[06:41] ---**
Huh?
**[06:44] ---**
Oran does seem completely
different from how she is now.
**[06:49] ---**
Not just Oran, but Kadode as well.
**[06:52] ---**
It had been a year since
she transferred to this school,
**[06:55] ---**
but Kadode hadn't been
able to fit in with the class.
**[06:57] ---**
This was the first conversation
between the two.
**[07:02] ---**
A few days later from this date,
an incident occurred.
**[07:08] ---**
But I’m not lying.
**[07:10] ---**
I really did see a UFO.
**[07:13] ---**
You’re outta your mind.
**[07:15] ---**
Miss Demon, are you dreaming?
**[07:18] ---**
Or rather, are you the alien?
**[07:24] ---**
Darn it, Oran.
You’re hardly being a friend.
**[07:29] ---**
It couldn’t be helped.
**[07:31] ---**
They weren’t friends yet at this time.
**[07:34] ---**
The two became close
during summer tutor camp.
**[07:38] ---**
When they came to this port town.
**[07:41] ---**
So the two have been here before.
**[07:44] ---**
What’s important is what
happened from this point on.
**[07:47] ---**
But Makoto.
**[07:49] ---**
I ask that you forgive the two.
**[07:55] ---**
The two saved our researcher,
**[07:58] ---**
and took him to Oran’s home.
**[08:02] ---**
He would stand out as he was.
**[08:04] ---**
So Kadode came up with the idea
to dress him in an Isobeyan outfit.
**[08:10] ---**
After that…
**[08:18] ---**
Kadode would go around
searching for bad people,
**[08:21] ---**
then with the use of
the researcher’s tool,
**[08:24] ---**
she began to carry out
her idea of justice.
**[08:32] ---**
But that would lead to...
**[08:36] ---**
...the worst possible outcome.
**[08:45] ---**
I wonder if I can fly!
**[08:47] ---**
Isobeyan
**[08:57] ---**
Kadode!
**[09:08] ---**
Oran.
**[09:10] ---**
I’m thinking of returning to my home.
**[09:13] ---**
Repairs to the ship are complete.
**[09:15] ---**
I see.
**[09:17] ---**
If you’re returning, do it after you
bring Kadode back to life.
**[09:21] ---**
If I could do that, don’t you think
I would’ve done it long ago?
**[09:27] ---**
Then take out a time machine.
**[09:30] ---**
I’ll start every single thing
from the beginning.
**[09:33] ---**
I’m sorry but there’s no way
to send an object to the past.
**[09:37] ---**
Even with our technology,
that’s impossible.
**[09:43] ---**
You’re useless.
**[09:45] ---**
You’re totally useless!
**[09:48] ---**
If you were there that time,
Kadode might’ve been saved with your tool.
**[09:56] ---**
You’re the one who told
me not to follow you.
**[09:59] ---**
You, for cornering Kadode,
and humans are to blame.
**[10:05] ---**
That’s awfully arrogant.
**[10:07] ---**
This is the result of Kadode
following her idea of justice.
**[10:10] ---**
Justice...
**[10:12] ---**
I think that’s one mental
illness you guys have.
**[10:17] ---**
This place may very well be hell,
**[10:19] ---**
and the moment you guys
blurt out the word justice,
**[10:21] ---**
you probably have
become demons.
**[10:27] ---**
Oran. What’s with the shouting?
**[10:35] ---**
If there’s anything
I can do to help, tell me.
**[10:41] ---**
There isn’t anything we can do about it.
**[10:53] ---**
What… the heck?!
**[10:56] ---**
Hey, what did you just say?
**[10:59] ---**
There is just one way
that we can do this.
**[11:05] ---**
Like I said earlier, there is no way
to send an object to the past,
**[11:09] ---**
or bring a destroyed
body back to life.
**[11:12] ---**
However, it is possible to overwrite your
current consciousness onto another timeline.
**[11:19] ---**
And the ship that I came on is equipped
with a device called the shift machine
**[11:23] ---**
that makes this possible.
**[11:26] ---**
The device is anchored with
the date and time I arrived.
**[11:30] ---**
If you use that, you should
be able to start over from
**[11:33] ---**
the first conversation you had
with Kadode before summer vacation.
**[11:39] ---**
If you have a way to
conveniently redo things,
**[11:42] ---**
shouldn’t you be
the one using it?
**[11:44] ---**
We’re aware that redoing things
is essentially pointless.
**[11:48] ---**
LIVE: Derailment Accident
in Setagaya, Tokyo
**[11:49] ---**
You guys are arrogant and violent.
**[11:51] ---**
It became clear that you are
not worthy of being our equals.
**[11:57] ---**
I reported this to my home country,
and a decision was made to cancel the plan.
**[12:02] ---**
You and I will likely never again have
any involvement with each other.
**[12:07] ---**
But...
**[12:08] ---**
What if many things change as a result of
Oran shifting to the next parallel world,
**[12:13] ---**
and as a result, I or my home country
decide to carry out the plan?
**[12:19] ---**
Your self-righteous actions may
bring about a greater sorrow
**[12:24] ---**
than the sorrow you feel now.
**[12:27] ---**
Are you prepared to accept that sin?
**[12:30] ---**
Are you prepared to
change the fate of the world?
**[12:36] ---**
Even if everyone hates me,
or resents me.
**[12:40] ---**
Even if I’m the worst of all people...
**[12:44] ---**
I will go and meet Kadode.
**[12:49] ---**
Kodama 22:34 Nagoya
**[12:49] ---**
Hikari 22:40 Shin-Osaka
**[12:50] ---**
Then I’ll go too.
**[12:53] ---**
The gate leading to the ship is
open for two hours from sunrise.
**[13:04] ---**
We are entering a space-time distortion.
**[13:31] ---**
The device is working without any problems.
**[13:36] ---**
I’ll ask one more time.
**[13:38] ---**
Are you sure you wanna
go through with this?
**[13:43] ---**
You guys saved this world.
**[13:46] ---**
However, next time you may be
the ones who destroy the world.
**[13:51] ---**
It’s all right, Oran.
**[13:52] ---**
Whoever you are,
I will always be on your side.
**[13:57] ---**
Change your destiny.
**[14:01] ---**
In order to save Kadode,
you must also change.
**[14:05] ---**
You follow the path you believe in.
**[14:09] ---**
No matter what anyone says,
your life belongs to you.
**[14:34] ---**
You’re absolute.
**[14:46] ---**
I think I had a really strange dream.
**[14:58] ---**
Oh?
**[14:59] ---**
How unusual.
**[15:01] ---**
Those provocative twin tails are sure
to delight the naughty guys on the internet.
**[15:07] ---**
Huh? Why would you think that?
Is it weird?
**[15:13] ---**
Do as you wish.
**[15:14] ---**
At all times, I would never
ever say no to you..
**[15:21] ---**
Good morning.
**[15:23] ---**
Oh, Kadode!
**[15:25] ---**
Morning!
**[15:26] ---**
Oh my…
**[15:28] ---**
Good morning, Miss Koyama.
**[15:31] ---**
Huh? Oh, good morning,
Miss Nakagawa.
**[15:39] ---**
Craft Room
**[15:39] ---**
Miss Demon,
**[15:41] ---**
are you planning on teaming up with
that UFO to destroy the Earth?
**[15:45] ---**
If it’s to protect everyone,
at any time, we will...
**[15:48] ---**
Fight!
**[15:50] ---**
But I’m not lying.
**[15:52] ---**
I really did see a UFO.
**[15:56] ---**
Change your destiny.
**[15:59] ---**
In order to save Kadode,
you must also change.
**[16:19] ---**
Hanyanya-fwa!
**[16:21] ---**
No, no, no!
You guys don’t understand!
**[16:24] ---**
You don’t! You don’t! You don’t!
**[16:26] ---**
Not even you guys over there
with the funny faces!
**[16:28] ---**
And not you either, Kadode!
**[16:30] ---**
Huh?!
**[16:32] ---**
You don’t understand that
I am the real threat to you all!
**[16:38] ---**
She’s talking strange.
What’s gotten into Oran?
**[16:41] ---**
I’ve never heard her talk so loud.
**[16:44] ---**
Okay, I’ve decided, Kadode!
**[16:46] ---**
This summer vacation, we’ll go watch
fireworks together with those ugly girls!
**[16:49] ---**
F-Fireworks?
**[16:51] ---**
But I have summer tutor…
**[16:54] ---**
Oh, what a coincidence.
Me too. But!
**[16:57] ---**
That’s gonna change! I don’t know why, but a scum should be friends with another scum!
**[17:01] ---**
Wait, what is it with you!
**[17:04] ---**
Right?
**[17:10] ---**
Boy, I ditched summer tutor camp
and came here, after all.
**[17:14] ---**
Not to mention,
my mom’s in a really bad mood.
**[17:17] ---**
If something happens, it’s all gonna
be your fault, Miss Nakagawa.
**[17:21] ---**
Kadode. From now on,
we’re in this together.
**[17:24] ---**
We shouldn’t be referring to
each other by our family names.
**[17:27] ---**
Hmm, in that case…
if something happens…
**[17:32] ---**
it’s all gonna be your fault, Ontan!
**[17:36] ---**
Ontan, I’m in real trouble!
**[17:39] ---**
We’re starting the second term,
but I haven’t finished my homework at all!
**[17:41] ---**
Not my problem.
**[17:43] ---**
Isobeyan!
Bring out your time machine!
**[17:47] ---**
Foolish Kadode cannot distinguish
between reality and fiction.
**[17:51] ---**
There is no such thing as a time machine.
**[17:54] ---**
Couldn’t we at least
freely fly the skies?
**[17:58] ---**
Oh? You don’t give up, do you?
**[18:01] ---**
La-la-la, I love you very much,
Isobeyan!
**[18:10] ---**
Hey, Ontan.
**[18:11] ---**
Hm?
**[18:13] ---**
Why do you side with me, Ontan?
**[18:16] ---**
Hmm… Because…
**[18:19] ---**
For you, I am absolute.
**[18:32] ---**
Four years later,
**[18:35] ---**
on the last day of summer vacation in
their third year of junior high school, 8/31,
**[18:41] ---**
our mother ship arrived.
**[18:45] ---**
As a result of the appearance
of the disk-shaped object,
**[18:47] ---**
Unidentified
Phenomenon
**[18:47] ---**
WARNING
Unidentified Flying Object
in Minato City/Daiba area
**[18:48] ---**
many buildings have been damaged
in the Tateyama Region.
**[19:21] ---**
So this is the truth
you’re talking about, Oba.
**[19:33] ---**
I feel like I’ve aged about ten years.
**[19:36] ---**
Perhaps Oran had always felt
a sense of guilt without knowing why.
**[19:42] ---**
But if she now remembers the past
and is trying to start things over…
**[19:49] ---**
We’ll look for her, Oba.
**[19:52] ---**
I won’t let her do such a thing.
**[19:55] ---**
I don’t know who’s at fault,
**[19:57] ---**
but if she feels guilty, she must take
responsibility for it in this world.
**[20:03] ---**
But…
**[20:04] ---**
I like Oran as she is now.
**[20:08] ---**
I agree with you.
**[20:20] ---**
Oh? Why this is Isobeyan.
**[20:23] ---**
I see you’re at the age where
you’re interested in manga comics.
**[20:27] ---**
Dad, why doesn't Isobeyan
get mad at Debeko
**[20:31] ---**
even though she makes
so many mistakes?
**[20:33] ---**
Mom always gets mad at me.
**[20:37] ---**
If you have doubts,
think about them deeply.
**[20:41] ---**
That’s part of the fun of manga.
**[20:44] ---**
SPIRITS
**[20:44] ---**
I work to create mangas,
**[20:47] ---**
so it would make me happy
if you’d come to like them.
**[20:51] ---**
Wow, you’re awesome, Dad.
**[20:54] ---**
I wanna be someone who makes manga!
**[20:57] ---**
Kadode, I’m confident
that you’d be able to do it.
**[21:07] ---**
Ontan?
**[21:10] ---**
What’s the matter Oran,
calling me this early in the morning?
**[21:14] ---**
This gun you’ve entrusted to me.
**[21:16] ---**
It’s too dangerous to hold onto,
so is it okay if I throw it in the ocean?
**[21:20] ---**
Wha… Wait, Oran!
**[21:22] ---**
If the SHIP people find out
that the gun was thrown away…
**[21:25] ---**
Futaba. I don't deny
your sense of justice.
**[21:31] ---**
However, I’ll never forgive you again
for running away from responsibility
**[21:36] ---**
and then criticizing someone.
**[21:39] ---**
Oh, there she is!
**[21:41] ---**
Hey, Oran!
**[21:43] ---**
What’s this?
**[21:44] ---**
Is it such a big deal for a young gal
to be taking a walk early in the morning?
**[21:48] ---**
Well, I mean, what are you
doing out in this area?
**[21:54] ---**
I was having trouble with my mobile router.
**[21:57] ---**
So I was searching for wireless Wifi.
**[21:59] ---**
Huh? You’re never gonna find
it here along the shore!
**[22:02] ---**
The internet is the lifeline
of modern people,
**[22:05] ---**
and I can’t sleep unless I’m listening to
some self-help streamer’s eerie sermons.
**[22:14] ---**
Oran.
**[22:16] ---**
Is that really all?
**[22:18] ---**
Oh! Found you!
**[22:21] ---**
Come on. What are you doing,
just the three of you?
**[22:25] ---**
I can make a special exception in
this case and forgive Ontan and Oba
**[22:29] ---**
for sneaking out at night
and getting all tangled up,
**[22:32] ---**
but adding Makoto in the mix
complicates things too much.
**[22:35] ---**
-You’re wrong, Kadode.
-You’re wrong, Kadode.
**[22:37] ---**
Only erotic thoughts in her mind.
**[22:39] ---**
A woman with a low
level of spiritual maturity.
**[22:42] ---**
I can’t take this.
**[22:43] ---**
I’m going to the convenience store, buy three Big
Chickens with Cheese, and return to my room.
**[22:47] ---**
What a relief.
**[22:49] ---**
I thought your memories had returned.
**[22:52] ---**
Memories?
**[22:54] ---**
Anyway, I’m glad I found you here.
**[22:58] ---**
I’m not going anywhere.
**[23:01] ---**
As long as everyone’s here,
I’ll be here, too.
**[23:09] ---**
Right?
**[23:10] ---**
**[23:34] ---**
5 DAYS UNTIL THE END OF HUMANITY
**[23:40] ---**
It’s like flat soda
**[23:44] ---**
It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
**[23:52] ---**
That sincere-looking teacher
**[23:55] ---**
And that TV personality
**[23:59] ---**
They always evade the truth
**[24:04] ---**
Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
**[24:07] ---**
If it’s about self-responsibility
**[24:09] ---**
No matter who I may antagonize
**[24:12] ---**
l stay by your side
**[24:15] ---**
That’s right, the two of us
**[24:17] ---**
Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
**[24:21] ---**
Assuming a fighting stance
**[24:23] ---**
I’ll take care of the rear
**[24:24] ---**
We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
**[24:26] ---**
Won’t let it end in a flash
**[24:29] ---**
It’s time to break out
**[24:31] ---**
It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
**[24:34] ---**
Cuz I have you
**[24:37] ---**
Then, say goodbye to tragedies
**[24:38] ---**
We’ll make up our own ending
**[24:42] ---**
The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
**[24:47] ---**
We’ll embrace them all
**[24:50] ---**
And loudly
Sing this song
**[24:56] ---**
Such insanely precious days
**[25:01] ---**
A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
**[25:04] ---**
“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
# E14 - Episode 14
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE03GK/episode-14)
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**[00:03] ---**
Oh?
**[00:04] ---**
I attended an offline meeting of
Professor Godai's online community and was
surprised to see so many famous influencers!
We had a lively discussion about the future of Japan.
**[00:05] ---**
As I thought, the post from yesterday
is getting a lot of attention.
**[00:08] ---**
You’re totally addicted to that.
**[00:11] ---**
When you’re not sleeping with a man,
you’re always using your smart phone.
**[00:15] ---**
Is there a problem with that?
**[00:17] ---**
My life is all about contents.
**[00:19] ---**
There’s no reason to hold
back anything, is there?
**[00:31] ---**
Episode 14
**[00:41] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[00:44] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[00:45] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[00:47] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[00:53] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[00:59] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:05] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:08] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:09] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:10] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:17] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:19] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:21] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:27] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[01:30] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[01:32] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[01:36] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[01:38] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[01:41] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[01:44] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[01:47] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[01:50] ---**
Lovely days
**[01:53] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[01:57] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:00] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:03] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:07] ---**
KNN Special
Four years since the “8/31” tragedy
**[02:07] ---**
Ota City
**[02:07] ---**
People Who Live in the Black Mist Zone
**[02:11] ---**
On August 31, four years ago,
**[02:14] ---**
Japan experienced damage caused by “invaders,”
its extent unprecedented in human history.”
**[02:16] ---**
Footage from Viewer
**[02:20] ---**
Ota City in particular was designated
a high-priority evacuation area,
**[02:24] ---**
and many areas are still off-limits.
**[02:27] ---**
The Takashima family live
in an apartment complex
**[02:30] ---**
Mother, look. Over there. A cat.
**[02:31] ---**
near the border of
the Black Smoke Zone.
**[02:33] ---**
Oh.
**[02:35] ---**
All the other families left.
**[02:38] ---**
We received the evacuation notice.
**[02:40] ---**
But we have no relatives outside.
**[02:43] ---**
Emiko’s mother is 71 years old.
**[02:46] ---**
She has been suffering from
dementia for the past ten years,
**[02:49] ---**
and Emiko looks after her except for
the two days a week she attends day care.
**[02:54] ---**
She always mistakes me for my younger brother.
**[02:58] ---**
Unlike me, he was a smart kid,
so my mother doted on him.
**[03:04] ---**
I have ADHD, so I think my family
found me annoying and disliked me.
**[03:12] ---**
Emiko currently works as an illustrator,
**[03:16] ---**
and her monthly income
is about 80,000 yen.
**[03:16] ---**
Monthly Income 80,000 yen ($800)
**[03:19] ---**
Housing Allowance for Two
People in Contaminated Areas
100,000 yen ($1000)
**[03:19] ---**
The Takashima family’s living expenses,
including housing allowances for the two,
**[03:22] ---**
Total: 180,000 yen ($1800)
**[03:24] ---**
amount to 180,000 yen per month.
**[03:28] ---**
We asked Emiko if she plans
to move to some other place.
**[03:33] ---**
I can't just give this place up.
**[03:36] ---**
I have so many memories
with my mother here.
**[03:41] ---**
Ego surfing already? Let me have a look.
**[03:45] ---**
Akari
**[03:45] ---**
Rui@political account
**[03:45] ---**
Why should I watch
shows like this?
I really don’t care.
**[03:45] ---**
Today’s documentary really got me thinking.
Four years have passed and our memories
about that day have faded, but it’s something
we should never forget.
#PeopleWhoLiveintheBlackMistZone
**[03:47] ---**
“Got me thinking,” she says.
**[03:50] ---**
It’s nice how TV viewers
today are so gullible.
**[03:53] ---**
What’s that? Sarcasm?
**[03:55] ---**
That’s right.
**[03:56] ---**
Show a weak person,
and everyone will sympathize.
**[04:00] ---**
I don’t deny that, but the story’s
a lot more complicated than that.
**[04:05] ---**
We’re still filming,
**[04:08] ---**
but I think we made
a mistake with the casting.
**[04:11] ---**
Casting?
**[04:14] ---**
Don’t you find that Miss Takashima to be overly
theatrical in the way she speaks and acts?
**[04:20] ---**
That’s probably…
a professional weak woman.
**[04:25] ---**
I saw the show.
**[04:27] ---**
The last part about moving,
**[04:30] ---**
it was as if our whole purpose was to get housing
allowances provided for contaminated areas.
**[04:35] ---**
-Well, that wasn’t my intention.
**[04:36] ---**
-But the fact is,
**[04:37] ---**
there are people tweeting
such thoughts over the internet.
**[04:41] ---**
What you’re really trying to say is that
**[04:43] ---**
we’re cockroaches staying
for the subsidies, right?
**[04:46] ---**
You’re wrong.
**[04:47] ---**
But people are misunderstanding us!
**[04:49] ---**
If you don’t tell them the truth,
there’s no point, is there, you!
**[04:52] ---**
Emiko?
**[04:54] ---**
There’s something I wanna ask…
**[04:57] ---**
Oh hi, Miss TV.
You’re here today, too?
**[05:01] ---**
Hey, stay in your room, old hag!
**[05:08] ---**
Oh my, Emiko.
**[05:10] ---**
Your mother seems quite
aware of things today.
**[05:14] ---**
Hey.
**[05:16] ---**
Let’s go out.
**[05:20] ---**
Emiko.
**[05:21] ---**
Do you have a medical certificate
confirming that you have ADHD?
**[05:25] ---**
What are you planning
to do by cornering me?
**[05:29] ---**
I’m worried about you.
**[05:32] ---**
As of now, there have been no reports of health
problems caused by “A-rays” in these past four years.
**[05:37] ---**
Soon, the designation of this area
being contaminated will be lifted.
**[05:41] ---**
When that happens, there will
be no more pollution discrimination!
**[05:45] ---**
No more… discrimination?
**[05:48] ---**
No more discrimination would
be a problem for you, wouldn’t it?
**[05:53] ---**
Because that means
no more subsidies.
**[05:56] ---**
But I’m not trying to criticize you.
**[05:58] ---**
Cat Snacks Choru
**[06:02] ---**
Lu, lululu, lu, lululu.
**[06:06] ---**
Lu, lululu, lu, lululu.
**[06:12] ---**
Tonkichi, Chinpei, Kanta, lunchtime!
**[06:18] ---**
Invaders?!
**[06:20] ---**
They started living here,
so I feed them.
**[06:22] ---**
Cat Snacks Choru
**[06:25] ---**
I may be a cockroach
that lives off others,
**[06:30] ---**
but there are lives that
are alive thanks to me.
**[06:34] ---**
Wow. This is the perfect picture.
**[06:38] ---**
This child is the most affectionate.
**[06:44] ---**
You guys love emotional
porn like this, don’t you?
**[06:52] ---**
I saw your SNS.
**[06:54] ---**
It’s really flashy.
**[06:57] ---**
You say you worry
but it’s none of your business.
**[06:59] ---**
You should be grateful that I'm putting up
with you idiots and acting like an idiot.
**[07:06] ---**
I…
**[07:08] ---**
I just want to save you.
**[07:10] ---**
You’re lying.
**[07:12] ---**
It’s not a lie.
**[07:14] ---**
Because my mother died in 8/31.
**[07:18] ---**
She was about your age,
Miss Takashima.
**[07:21] ---**
Is that so?
**[07:24] ---**
My little brother also died in 8/31.
**[07:28] ---**
He had supported the family financially,
but I always hated him.
**[07:33] ---**
Let’s see. Food I need to buy today.
**[07:36] ---**
Three kilograms of rice,
two kilograms of meat…
**[07:38] ---**
You sure buy a lot, every time.
**[07:41] ---**
Whatever’s left over is stored.
**[07:46] ---**
Emiko Takashima,
entering shooting mode.
**[07:51] ---**
Come on. Start filming.
It’s your job, right?
**[07:56] ---**
You’re strange.
**[08:09] ---**
-Miss Takashima, are you all right?!
**[08:09] ---**
-Woah, that hurt.
**[08:13] ---**
An accident?
**[08:14] ---**
Attention to all passengers on board.
**[08:17] ---**
Due to a part of the ship
collapsing into a residential area,
**[08:21] ---**
this train will remain stopped at
Showajima Station until further notice.
**[08:24] ---**
No good. I can’t get through.
**[08:26] ---**
The internet seems to be fine!
**[08:30] ---**
It fell in the area of
our apartment complex.
**[08:37] ---**
Miss Takashima?!
**[08:38] ---**
The old hag!
The old hag is in trouble!
**[08:42] ---**
This is a Black Smoke Zone!
It’s dangerous outside!
**[08:45] ---**
You told me that “A-ray” is safe!
I’m going alone!
**[08:54] ---**
I’ll go too!
**[08:56] ---**
Tsk! You idiot!
**[09:22] ---**
Hey you. Are you alive?
**[09:26] ---**
I’m somehow alive… but…
**[09:30] ---**
My body… won’t move…
**[09:34] ---**
I can’t free my legs, either.
**[09:37] ---**
Miss Takashima. Right there.
**[09:40] ---**
My smart phone.
**[09:43] ---**
Please, call someone for help!
**[09:47] ---**
This is a video of the area near
the black smoke area in Ota City!
**[09:47] ---**
YANOO! News
**[09:47] ---**
Section of Mother
Ship Collapses
**[09:47] ---**
The government immediately set up a task force and
will work with the Unidentified Flying Objects Task
Force to investigate the possibility of further damage.
Prime Minister Ogino is scheduled to hold
an emergency press conference shortly.
**[09:47] ---**
Woah. This is pretty bad.
**[09:49] ---**
There are likely residents in surrounding areas,
**[09:51] ---**
This is pretty bad.
I hope this’ll cancel my current job.
**[09:51] ---**
but the amount of smoke is so great that it is
difficult to confirm the extent of the damage!
**[09:55] ---**
Huh?
**[09:55] ---**
The government immediately
set up a response headquarters,
**[09:56] ---**
Don’t you need to answer that?
**[09:58] ---**
She’s only a sex friend.
I’ll just ignore that.
**[09:58] ---**
and in cooperation with the Unidentified
Flying Object Response Headquarters…
**[10:01] ---**
Nobody’s answering!
**[10:02] ---**
I can’t get through to the police
or fire department.
**[10:05] ---**
What’s wrong with your
personal relationships?
**[10:08] ---**
Miss Takashima.
**[10:10] ---**
If you use SNS…
and spread the word…
**[10:14] ---**
Maybe someone will
come and save us!
**[10:34] ---**
Although we currently do not have accurate
information on the extent of the damage,
**[10:36] ---**
Self-Defense Forces
Rescue Operations Requested
**[10:36] ---**
LIVE
**[10:36] ---**
Mother Ship Crashes! Prime Minister Ogino Holds
Emergency Press Conference
**[10:39] ---**
we have requested Self-Defense
Forces to be dispatched
**[10:41] ---**
and rescue operations
have already begun.
**[10:43] ---**
Wow! There’s no way I’m waiting to get
Black Goddess Aphrodite’s extreme evolution!
**[10:45] ---**
Currently there is no need for
immediate concern in other areas.
**[10:46] ---**
Self-Defense Forces
Rescue Operations Requested
**[10:46] ---**
Mother Ship Crashes!
Prime Minister Ogino Holds
Emergency Press Conference
**[10:49] ---**
Huh? It stopped.
**[10:51] ---**
The internet is so unstable.
**[10:54] ---**
Kisarazu Artificial Island
**[10:55] ---**
What’s the extent of the damage
caused by the collapse of the mother ship?
**[10:58] ---**
It’s around the Black Smoke Zone,
so there are relatively few residents,
**[11:02] ---**
but still, judging from
the parts that were dropped,
**[11:05] ---**
several hundred people were likely…
**[11:06] ---**
Regarding the large-scale
internet outage that is currently occurring,
**[11:10] ---**
an expert states that a powerful electromagnetic
pulse was emitted from the mother ship…
**[11:13] ---**
What is that expert’s background?
**[11:16] ---**
Background?
**[11:19] ---**
So he’s worked for a U.S. company.
**[11:21] ---**
He’s making a false report.
Arrest him now.
**[11:25] ---**
How come?
**[11:26] ---**
He’s Padron’s scapegoat,
Mister Prime Minister.
**[11:29] ---**
At his request, we’ve been hiring a large number
of American engineers over the past four years.
**[11:34] ---**
American backdoors are present in
every corner of Japan’s infrastructure.
**[11:40] ---**
This massive internet outage is
likely a cyber-attack by the U.S.
**[11:45] ---**
Mister Prime Minister,
**[11:46] ---**
if they had desired to do so, Japan could’ve
been controlled from the outside at any time.
**[11:51] ---**
A team of experts is currently
working on countermeasures.
**[11:55] ---**
In addition, backdoors have been found
in SES’ defense weapons and AI systems.
**[12:01] ---**
SES uses AI originally developed by Geekle.
**[12:07] ---**
From the very beginning, the Fujin and the
Chokujin were all under America's hypnotism.
**[12:13] ---**
Even if you try to modify the system,
the AI itself will reject it.
**[12:17] ---**
If you don't know the verification key,
you can't do anything.
**[12:22] ---**
There’s a chance that the U.S. will
send a large number of agents
**[12:24] ---**
to search for the verification key.
**[12:28] ---**
In the worst-case scenario,
**[12:30] ---**
Tokyo’s infrastructure and military power
will be taken over by the United States.
**[12:34] ---**
Not good, not good, not good.
**[12:36] ---**
They have been waiting for this moment.
**[12:40] ---**
Now that they know that
we haven’t taken control of the mother ship,
**[12:43] ---**
the self-proclaimed world police can come
up with any excuse they want to invade Tokyo.
**[12:50] ---**
Mister Prime Minister,
we have contact from a neighboring country.
**[12:54] ---**
Right now’s not a good time.
**[12:57] ---**
They say that unless the mother ship
is abandoned within thirty-six hours,
**[13:00] ---**
the United States will not hesitate
**[13:02] ---**
to impose military sanctions
in cooperation with other countries.
**[13:05] ---**
Go away!
**[13:06] ---**
They’ve already been violating our
territorial waters almost every day,
**[13:10] ---**
so what are they trying to prove now?
**[13:11] ---**
Mister Prime Minister,
U.S. military aircrafts have taken off from
**[13:15] ---**
an aircraft carrier in Yokosuka and
breached the restricted airspace over Tokyo Bay.
**[13:25] ---**
The U.S. military aircrafts have come
into contact with the Zero Magnetic Field.
**[13:28] ---**
They will likely disappear on their own.
**[13:31] ---**
They shall get sucked in and
become dimensional debris.
**[13:34] ---**
Um, what is this “Zero Magnetic Field”?
**[13:38] ---**
Mister Prime Minister,
**[13:39] ---**
do you have your
“Ocean” boarding pass?
**[13:44] ---**
OCEAN
Boarding Pass
**[13:45] ---**
U.S. control of the metropolitan area network
can only be prevented for two days at most.
**[13:51] ---**
The risk of an explosion due to the collapse
of the mother ship is also increasing.
**[13:55] ---**
At worst, we will be leaving Tokyo aboard
the New Japan National Stadium “Ocean.”
**[14:01] ---**
Please understand.
**[14:04] ---**
We’re abandoning Tokyo?
**[14:09] ---**
Change the completion
event to the sub-venue?
**[14:12] ---**
Understood.
**[14:14] ---**
I’ll inform Mr. Takarada.
**[14:16] ---**
So you’re going ahead
with the event, are you?
**[14:19] ---**
You guys are unaffected
even at a time like this.
**[14:22] ---**
Miura, this is the employee cafeteria.
**[14:25] ---**
Today, you really are trespassing.
**[14:29] ---**
There’s been a lot of commotion
around SES and the government.
**[14:33] ---**
Could Takarada really
be an invader, after all?
**[14:37] ---**
Mr. Takarada is simply an engineer.
**[14:40] ---**
He’s only interested in
technological progress.
**[14:43] ---**
The weapons you guys
built will cause many deaths.
**[14:47] ---**
You won’t get away with it simply
being the work of an engineer.
**[14:50] ---**
Is that persistence of yours
the work of a journalist?
**[14:55] ---**
I want to know the truth.
**[14:56] ---**
What?! The truth?!
**[14:58] ---**
All you’ve been doing is make
childish assumptions!
**[15:01] ---**
Sad people like you need a villain.
**[15:06] ---**
You poor thing.
**[15:07] ---**
I know you used to make fun
of me behind my back in college.
**[15:12] ---**
I want to know why I feel like
the world is so hard to live in.
**[15:18] ---**
See that? Get under your skin a bit and
you blurt out this stupid personal grudge.
**[15:23] ---**
Right now, you’re definitely
the funniest you have ever been.
**[15:35] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[15:37] ---**
I’m told that the venue
for the opening ceremony
**[15:40] ---**
of the New Japan National Stadium
“Ocean” tomorrow has been changed.
**[15:45] ---**
Also, it appears that five thousand invaders
are gathering in the Black Smoke Zone.
**[15:52] ---**
Further to orders from the government, we will begin
exterminating them with satellite “Green Ray”
**[15:56] ---**
which will also serve as its irradiation test.
**[16:00] ---**
Mr. Takarada?
**[16:10] ---**
Huh?
**[16:14] ---**
Mom!
**[16:15] ---**
Run!
**[16:54] ---**
That was close.
It almost hit me directly.
**[16:57] ---**
Who are you?
**[16:58] ---**
Are they CIA?
**[17:00] ---**
Unlike him, luck is on my side.
**[17:07] ---**
See, I’m lucky..
**[17:10] ---**
Huh?
**[17:11] ---**
Right now, am I in
the center of the world?
**[17:14] ---**
S-See through?
**[17:16] ---**
I’ve never seen anything
like it in our prototypes.
**[17:20] ---**
Oh, this?
**[17:22] ---**
Probably belongs to the invaders.
**[17:25] ---**
Lady, the whole world is searching for you.
**[17:29] ---**
No matter where you run to,
you’re no longer free.
**[17:32] ---**
In which case, come with me.
**[17:35] ---**
I’ll show you…
**[17:37] ---**
the joy of living.
**[17:40] ---**
How beautiful our land
**[17:45] ---**
This facility has been closed due to
the Tokyo Metropolitan Government’s
designation of the area as being contaminated
by high concentrations of “A-rays.”
We would like to thank all those involved for
their patronage over the years.
Heiwajima Distribution Center
**[17:49] ---**
One day, we will take this back
**[17:55] ---**
Guys! It’s pounding in
my head so please stop it.
**[18:00] ---**
Are you all right?
**[18:01] ---**
Please have some of my water.
**[18:05] ---**
Huh?
**[18:07] ---**
Tsutomu. That guy’s dead.
**[18:09] ---**
Wake up, Kyoko!
**[18:10] ---**
Huh? Then that voice…
**[18:11] ---**
Shut up, old hag!
**[18:14] ---**
Crying isn’t gonna bring her back.
**[18:14] ---**
Everyone’s reached
their respective limits.
**[18:19] ---**
We are confined to these grounds
**[18:22] ---**
and have accepted the threat
to our lives caused by their tyranny.
**[18:27] ---**
Therefore, I have decided
to unite our group,
**[18:31] ---**
add explosives to our protective gear,
and strike back at them.
**[18:37] ---**
This tragedy is not just a war,
but a battle with one’s own pride.
**[18:43] ---**
It is an honor to perish without
sullying the soul of the deceased.
**[18:47] ---**
I am convinced that this is none other
than the great spirit of our glorious nation!
**[18:54] ---**
L-Long live our home country!
**[18:57] ---**
Long live our home country!
**[18:59] ---**
Long live our home country!
**[19:02] ---**
Long live our home country!
**[19:05] ---**
Long live our home country!
**[19:08] ---**
The rising begins tomorrow.
**[19:11] ---**
Tsutomu, are you still hesitating?
**[19:15] ---**
As a true citizen,
I want to remain peaceful until the end.
**[19:21] ---**
You have been poisoned by this earth.
**[19:24] ---**
How many people died today?
**[19:26] ---**
We’ve run out of food and
have no place to go.
**[19:30] ---**
Death here would be the end.
**[19:32] ---**
The mind is divided here,
**[19:35] ---**
so you cannot go back to the source
of the mind or to any other world.
**[19:40] ---**
So at the end of it all,
everyone’s looking for a reason to live.
**[19:45] ---**
Why do you rush to die?
**[19:49] ---**
I had a premonition that
this would happen.
**[19:54] ---**
I was an engineer on the mother ship.
**[19:56] ---**
I received orders from above to lock things down
so that maintenance couldn’t be performed.
**[20:02] ---**
The mother ship will soon explode.
**[20:05] ---**
We had most definitely been set up.
**[20:08] ---**
I’m mad at myself for not realizing it.
**[20:12] ---**
Let me die. Let me leave feeling refreshed.
**[20:15] ---**
Hey!
**[20:18] ---**
Mr. Tsutomu!
**[20:21] ---**
Take a look at this.
**[20:24] ---**
Informant, where did you get
these precious items?
**[20:27] ---**
I gathered the ones that
had run out of energy,
**[20:30] ---**
and somehow got
them to work again.
**[20:33] ---**
Where do you plan to go
once we fly to the sky?
**[20:35] ---**
This is the safest place.
**[20:38] ---**
Never mind that.
**[20:41] ---**
Oh? Those flying things?
**[20:44] ---**
What are they?
**[20:53] ---**
What is it?!
**[20:54] ---**
An enemy attack?!
**[20:55] ---**
Watch out! Run!
**[20:56] ---**
What’s going on?!
**[20:57] ---**
Don’t push! Don’t push!
**[21:04] ---**
It’s the two-legged thing!
**[21:06] ---**
That two-legged thing has
come all the way here!
**[21:14] ---**
This child is injured!
**[21:16] ---**
Anyway, fly, Mr. Tsutomu!
**[21:22] ---**
Mommy, I’m scared!
**[21:25] ---**
Kid, do you know
where your mommy is?
**[21:27] ---**
Tsutomu! Don’t look back!
**[21:30] ---**
Huh?
**[21:45] ---**
What? Where am I?
**[21:47] ---**
Tsutomu!
**[21:51] ---**
Yuriko?
**[21:53] ---**
It’s you, Yuriko.
**[21:54] ---**
Come on, Tsutomu!
**[21:56] ---**
You’re so naughty!
**[21:59] ---**
That’s my hair ornament
you’re wearing.
**[22:06] ---**
Yuriko, that world is blocked off,
so I thought I’d never see you again.
**[22:13] ---**
I had faith.
**[22:15] ---**
That if I stayed here,
I would one day see you again.
**[22:18] ---**
What a happy moment.
**[22:20] ---**
Yeah.
**[22:21] ---**
**[22:40] ---**
It’s like flat soda
**[22:44] ---**
It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
**[22:52] ---**
That sincere-looking teacher
**[22:55] ---**
And that TV personality
**[22:59] ---**
They always evade the truth
**[23:04] ---**
Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
**[23:07] ---**
If it’s about self-responsibility
**[23:09] ---**
No matter who I may antagonize
**[23:12] ---**
l stay by your side
**[23:15] ---**
That’s right, the two of us
**[23:17] ---**
Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
**[23:21] ---**
Assuming a fighting stance
**[23:23] ---**
I’ll take care of the rear
**[23:24] ---**
We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
**[23:26] ---**
Won’t let it end in a flash
**[23:29] ---**
It’s time to break out
**[23:31] ---**
It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
**[23:34] ---**
Cuz I have you
**[23:37] ---**
Then, say goodbye to tragedies
**[23:38] ---**
We’ll make up our own ending
**[23:42] ---**
The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
**[23:47] ---**
We’ll embrace them all
**[23:50] ---**
And loudly
Sing this song
**[23:56] ---**
Such insanely precious days
**[24:01] ---**
A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
**[24:04] ---**
“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
# E15 - Episode 15
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQE0ZN/episode-15)
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**[00:21] ---**
Episode 15
**[00:31] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[00:34] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[00:35] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[00:37] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[00:43] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[00:49] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[00:55] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[00:58] ---**
I can see the truth
**[00:59] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:00] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[01:07] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[01:09] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[01:11] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[01:17] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[01:20] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[01:22] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[01:26] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[01:28] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[01:31] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[01:34] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[01:37] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[01:40] ---**
Lovely days
**[01:43] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[01:47] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[01:50] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[01:53] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[01:58] ---**
I repeat:
**[02:00] ---**
Yesterday, a part of the mother
ship suddenly collapsed.
**[02:02] ---**
A Part of the "Mother Ship"
Collapses Into
the Black Mist Zone
**[02:04] ---**
The Governor’s press conference
started just moments ago.
**[02:08] ---**
Ah, first of all, on behalf of
the Tokyo Metropolitan Government,
**[02:11] ---**
I would like to express my deepest
condolences to the many casualties
**[02:12] ---**
Governor of Tokyo
Press Conference
**[02:12] ---**
LIVE
**[02:12] ---**
Impact on Tokyo's Communications
Infrastructure and Transportation Networks
**[02:14] ---**
caused by the partial
collapse of the mother ship.
**[02:17] ---**
We don’t believe there will be any
major collapses like this in the future,
**[02:20] ---**
but there is the risk of smaller
parts falling from the ship.
**[02:23] ---**
Pots
**[02:23] ---**
Kettles
**[02:23] ---**
If you need to go outside
within the surrounding areas,
**[02:26] ---**
please wear a helmet or
other head protection.
**[02:29] ---**
In the meantime, the Ocean Completion
Event will be held as scheduled.
**[02:33] ---**
Please only attend if you are able
to ensure your own safety.
**[02:39] ---**
Not just small parts, but a major collapse
like the recent one is also possible!
**[02:43] ---**
-Shouldn’t we evacuate the residents?!
**[02:44] ---**
-At this stage, that’s unnecessary.
**[02:48] ---**
There is an eighty percent chance that
the entire mother ship will collapse.
**[02:53] ---**
And that probability increases over time.
**[02:56] ---**
Are you sure about not
evacuating the residents?
**[03:00] ---**
Mister Prime Minister.
We no longer have any options.
**[03:06] ---**
Mister Prime Minister!
**[03:08] ---**
Mr. Takarada of SES
has been murdered!
**[03:15] ---**
Here’s footage from
the security camera.
**[03:19] ---**
Two unidentified Americans
snuck into SES and killed Takarada.
**[03:25] ---**
After that,
**[03:26] ---**
a man believed to be the leader of the invader hunter extremist group “YUF” killed both men
**[03:32] ---**
and abducted a public relations
woman who was present.
**[03:37] ---**
The US have finally begun to take action.
**[03:41] ---**
I imagine they want to get
the Plankton AI verification key at all costs.
**[03:46] ---**
That way, they’d be able to control not only Ocean,
but the Fujins and Chokujins as well.
**[03:52] ---**
Who else knows about
this verification key?
**[03:55] ---**
Maybe the kidnapped
SES public relations woman.
**[03:59] ---**
She was rumored to be
Takarada’s mistress, after all.
**[04:03] ---**
What is the YUF’s objective?
**[04:06] ---**
We don’t know yet.
**[04:07] ---**
Please instruct the National Police Agency
to make every effort to find the woman.
**[04:12] ---**
We’ll keep the news of Takarada’s
death from the media for now.
**[04:17] ---**
What about Ocean?
**[04:19] ---**
On the odd chance of something like this happening, we have changed the event venue.
**[04:23] ---**
We’ll also bump up Ocean’s takeoff schedule.
**[04:28] ---**
It seems like something
terrible’s happening in Tokyo,
**[04:31] ---**
but it hasn’t sunk in yet.
**[04:34] ---**
After all, university students
have September off, too.
**[04:37] ---**
But it may be good to head back to
Tokyo before restrictions start for real.
**[04:43] ---**
Possibly due to the mother ship,
**[04:45] ---**
there are also problems
with the communications.
**[04:48] ---**
Oh, hello? I finally got through.
**[04:51] ---**
I’ve been calling this whole time
since I’ve been so worried.
**[04:54] ---**
It’s totally idiotic.
**[04:57] ---**
Not only helmets, but people are
even buying up all the pots.
**[05:00] ---**
You’re the most reliable one,
so I’m counting on you.
**[05:05] ---**
By the way, Oran hasn’t come
out of her room at all.
**[05:09] ---**
I wonder if she’s not feeling well.
Oba’s not here, either.
**[05:15] ---**
Woah, that’s so perverted.
**[05:28] ---**
Does that mean everyone’s gonna die?
**[05:30] ---**
There may not be much
point in talking hypothetically,
**[05:34] ---**
but if you hadn’t helped me,
**[05:37] ---**
I might’ve become
disillusioned with humanity.
**[05:40] ---**
We originally lived here,
**[05:43] ---**
but we fled due to
a deadly light shower.
**[05:48] ---**
However, one day this planet will
once again be suitable for us to return.
**[05:53] ---**
Or so we predicted.
**[05:55] ---**
So you came to check
and see if it is suitable.
**[05:58] ---**
I had been told that
**[06:01] ---**
even at their most evolved state,
creatures living here would be
**[06:04] ---**
no more advanced than monkeys.
**[06:08] ---**
In other words, I guess I was
deceived by my own country.
**[06:12] ---**
I sent in a false report to my country.
**[06:16] ---**
This place is uninhabitable.
**[06:18] ---**
Humans are violent and dangerous.
**[06:21] ---**
But maybe in other parallel universes…
**[06:26] ---**
Listen. You there.
**[06:28] ---**
Listen carefully to what I’m about to say.
**[06:30] ---**
Who are you talking to?
**[06:32] ---**
Wait, don’t tell me
there’s a ghost there.
**[06:36] ---**
Maybe there’s “someone” watching
this timeline for whatever reason.
**[06:44] ---**
Even if it’s dangerous here,
in another world, another timeline,
**[06:49] ---**
our people back home may decide
to take a chance and send us here,
**[06:53] ---**
to get rid of us and solve
our overpopulation issues.
**[06:57] ---**
And not knowing anything,
**[06:58] ---**
our people will arrive aboard
the mother ship in high spirits.
**[07:04] ---**
However, that...
**[07:08] ---**
We were abandoned under
the pretext of an invasion
**[07:13] ---**
that had no chance of succeeding.
**[07:16] ---**
We will be forced to choose whether
to fight the humans or to blend in.
**[07:22] ---**
Either way, unless the maintenance
program for the mother ship is updated,
**[07:27] ---**
in about four years, the reactor
will collapse and explode.
**[07:31] ---**
That’ll be the beginning
of the great tragedy.
**[07:34] ---**
Where will they find someone brave enough to
land the ship and bring it to an emergency stop?
**[07:40] ---**
To do that,
**[07:41] ---**
they must break into the control
room and gain access to the system.
**[07:47] ---**
So I’m going to tell you, right now,
**[07:53] ---**
the password I’d likely
come up with in that world.
**[07:59] ---**
Yeah, I’m sure of it.
**[08:01] ---**
“Friend.”
**[08:04] ---**
My favorite word.
**[08:08] ---**
Well, hypothetically speaking, that is.
**[08:30] ---**
Oh? What’s wrong,
Miss Thick Eyebrows?
**[08:32] ---**
Is she breaking down because
the internet completely stopped?
**[08:35] ---**
What? All the way out here as well?
**[08:40] ---**
Oh, Oba. Welcome back.
**[08:47] ---**
I’ve gotta go now.
**[08:55] ---**
Branch Chief, is it all right to do this?
**[08:59] ---**
Sure it’s all right.
**[09:00] ---**
The SHIP Surume University Branch
is being disbanded today anyway.
**[09:04] ---**
Huh?
**[09:05] ---**
We were notified from Headquarters.
**[09:07] ---**
I don’t know why, but it seems that all student
branches are being disbanded as of today.
**[09:12] ---**
There are strange rumors flying around as well,
like the chance of the mother ship exploding.
**[09:16] ---**
I’m thinking of leaving
Tokyo for the time being.
**[09:20] ---**
Come to think of it, Prime Minister
Ogino’s press conference is about to start.
**[09:23] ---**
It’ll likely be the same old press
conference without content
**[09:27] ---**
to give the impression that
they’re taking measures.
**[09:29] ---**
Monthly Protest Against Tokyo
“Invaders” Eradication
**[09:29] ---**
#WeMustNotForgive
**[09:30] ---**
You’re planning to take
advantage of this chaos
**[09:32] ---**
to dump me and run,
after sleeping with me.
**[09:36] ---**
Hm? Did you say something?
**[09:39] ---**
Prime Minister Ogino
Emergency Press
Conference
**[09:39] ---**
LIVE
**[09:39] ---**
Communication Network Outages Continue
About the Possibility of the "Mother Ship" Explosion
**[09:39] ---**
Well, there have been some
rumors over the internet,
**[09:41] ---**
saying that the mother
ship will explode,
**[09:44] ---**
but experts have confirmed that these rumors
are nothing but completely unfounded lies.
**[09:50] ---**
We are currently investigating the cause behind
the abnormalities in the communication network.
**[09:53] ---**
Prime Minister
**[09:53] ---**
Good Luck!
**[09:54] ---**
Fortunately, television signals
are working normally,
**[09:58] ---**
so I ask that you pay close attention to
the announcements made by our government…
**[10:06] ---**
Please smile
a bit more!
**[10:08] ---**
This is crazy.
**[10:11] ---**
It isn’t right.
**[10:14] ---**
Please carefully check our
government announcements
**[10:18] ---**
and understand that not everything
we say may necessarily be true.
**[10:23] ---**
Stop the camera.
**[10:25] ---**
Mister Prime Minister.
That’s not what the script says.
**[10:28] ---**
It’s my job, so I’ve lied
many times before,
**[10:33] ---**
but this lie will cause
many people to die.
**[10:36] ---**
I take full responsibility
for what I just said.
**[10:39] ---**
We’re broadcasting this press
conference on a three-minute delay.
**[10:42] ---**
Part way through, we’ll be switching to
the backup computer graphics footage of you.
**[10:47] ---**
Computer graphics?
**[10:48] ---**
But then what’s the purpose
of my existence?
**[10:50] ---**
Frankly you’re in your position because
of your popularity among internet users,
**[10:53] ---**
due to your resemblance to Isobeyan.
**[10:56] ---**
We’ve never expected anything
in terms of your ability or will,
**[10:59] ---**
and you taking responsibility
has little value.
**[11:04] ---**
As of this moment, I, Eichiro Kagari,
am in charge of the Cabinet.
**[11:09] ---**
Mister Prime Minister,
please understand.
**[11:12] ---**
Boarding for Ocean
will begin in one hour.
**[11:17] ---**
We’ll come to pick you up
as soon as we’re ready,
**[11:20] ---**
so please wait at your residence.
**[11:22] ---**
Monthly Protest Against Tokyo
“Invaders” Eradication
**[11:22] ---**
#WeMustNotForgive
**[11:22] ---**
Never Forgive
**[11:24] ---**
Director, according to
the official announcement,
**[11:26] ---**
the venue has suddenly been
changed to the secondary gymnasium.
**[11:30] ---**
I saw many expensive-looking cars parked.
**[11:33] ---**
I wonder if some special
guest is coming.
**[11:36] ---**
Where’s Futaba?
**[11:38] ---**
Oh, ah, I haven’t been
able to reach her.
**[11:43] ---**
I see.
**[11:44] ---**
Then once this is over,
we’ll need to purge her.
**[12:15] ---**
Good afternoon, everyone!
**[12:17] ---**
I’m Myon-Myon,
and I’ll be your host today!
**[12:24] ---**
First of all, I’d like to ask the development
project manager of “Fujin” to say a few words.
**[12:31] ---**
Please!
**[12:35] ---**
Takarada...
**[12:37] ---**
This is your divine punishment.
**[12:41] ---**
Who’s he?!
**[12:43] ---**
Well, Mr. Takarada, who was scheduled
to be on stage today, is not feeling well.
**[12:48] ---**
Therefore I, Kametaro Debajima,
**[12:50] ---**
General Manager of the Development
and Public Relations Department at SES,
**[12:54] ---**
will speak on his behalf.
**[12:57] ---**
Director, what should we do?
**[12:59] ---**
If our objective is to create a stir,
it doesn’t hafta be Takarada, does it?
**[13:01] ---**
No it has to be Takarada.
**[13:05] ---**
Because I’ve...
**[13:08] ---**
fallen…
**[13:09] ---**
in love with Takarada.
**[13:12] ---**
With the “Fujin” series that
we developed, Japan’s future is bright!
**[13:17] ---**
Everybody, please raise your
hands and say, “Hurray for Japan”
**[13:24] ---**
Huh? Wait, what?!
**[13:41] ---**
Um… you’re
Prime Minister Ogino, right?
**[13:48] ---**
What in the world is that?
**[13:52] ---**
Well, that’s an ark with bunch
of “important” people aboard.
**[13:59] ---**
Correction.
**[14:00] ---**
There are no important
people in this world.
**[14:04] ---**
There are only normal people
and arrogant bastards.
**[14:18] ---**
I quit being involved in such things.
**[14:22] ---**
We’re broadcasting live!
We are near Jingu Gaien,
**[14:22] ---**
New Japan
National Stadium
**[14:22] ---**
LIVE
**[14:22] ---**
Ocean Suddenly Levitates During a Next-Door Event
**[14:26] ---**
where the New Japan National
Stadium Ocean used to be.
**[14:28] ---**
In the adjacent secondary gymnasium,
**[14:31] ---**
an event was being held to
celebrate the completion of Ocean.
**[14:34] ---**
According to participants,
**[14:36] ---**
the building rose after a loud
roar about thirty minutes ago,
**[14:40] ---**
and then headed south.
**[14:41] ---**
Anonymous Call
**[14:42] ---**
There is conflicting information
about where Ocean is presently…
**[14:46] ---**
Hello.
**[14:47] ---**
Miura? I’m glad you answered.
This is Hikari Sumaru.
**[14:52] ---**
Hi. So I see the ark has started moving.
**[14:55] ---**
I had no idea it would fly right now.
**[14:55] ---**
New Japan
National Stadium
**[14:55] ---**
LIVE
**[14:55] ---**
Ocean Suddenly Levitates During a Next-Door Event
**[14:58] ---**
We only developed it.
**[15:01] ---**
It’s the government who
is in charge of operating it.
**[15:03] ---**
So then, what could you possibly want from me,
someone you’d been totally annoyed with?
**[15:07] ---**
Right now, I’ve been kidnapped
by Kenichi Kohiruimaki, leader of YUF.
**[15:11] ---**
Why you?
**[15:13] ---**
The SES Plankton AI’s
suspension authority
**[15:15] ---**
is set up to require my
biometric verification.
**[15:19] ---**
He knows all kinds of
other things as well.
**[15:23] ---**
Including the government’s internal affairs.
**[15:25] ---**
Wow.
**[15:26] ---**
He’s looking for a spokesman
to inform the public about that.
**[15:31] ---**
You said you want to
know the truth, right?
**[15:36] ---**
Then join us.
**[15:38] ---**
People should arrive
there soon to pick you up.
**[15:41] ---**
Yeah,
**[15:43] ---**
they’re here.
**[15:48] ---**
I’m thinking we should return
to Tokyo tomorrow after all.
**[15:52] ---**
There are rumors that Tokyo might be locked
down in case of an unforeseen incident.
**[15:57] ---**
Though I don’t have details since
the internet connection is down.
**[16:00] ---**
Here, Mr. Goro!
**[16:02] ---**
I’m not Goro…
**[16:04] ---**
Summer is coming to an end.
**[16:05] ---**
I would’ve liked to
relax here longer.
**[16:08] ---**
Well, then, let’s enjoy summer
to the fullest on this final day.
**[17:04] ---**
Do you all want ice cream?
**[17:06] ---**
I was thinking of getting
some at the convenience store.
**[17:08] ---**
Seriously, Oba?
That would be great!
**[17:11] ---**
Oba. I want the “Choco Monaka
Giga Jumbo.”
**[17:37] ---**
Oba.
**[17:45] ---**
You plan to leave and not return, right?
**[17:47] ---**
Where do you plan to go?
**[17:50] ---**
How could you tell?
**[17:54] ---**
Because I love you.
**[17:59] ---**
But knowing you, you’ll probably go
anyway even if I stopped you.
**[18:06] ---**
Sorry.
**[18:08] ---**
Oba.
**[18:13] ---**
Don’t go anywhere.
**[18:19] ---**
If I let you go now, I feel like
I’ll never see you again.
**[18:23] ---**
Oran, you shouldn’t.
**[18:25] ---**
Even if it’s a toy,
you shouldn’t point that at others.
**[18:29] ---**
This isn’t a game.
**[18:33] ---**
It’s not a toy.
**[18:36] ---**
And from this distance,
I probably won’t miss.
**[18:40] ---**
I know you, Oran.
**[18:44] ---**
That you’re someone
who will not harm others.
**[18:58] ---**
Oba!
**[19:18] ---**
Oran. I’m sorry.
**[19:22] ---**
Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
**[19:24] ---**
The Defense Agency is unable
to contact Minister Kaminari at all,
**[19:27] ---**
and things are getting chaotic.
**[19:29] ---**
Does this mean the Minister
is also aboard Ocean?
**[19:32] ---**
Perhaps influenced by the F element fuel,
the radar doesn’t react one bit.
**[19:45] ---**
Ground Self-Defense Force
Camp Shibuya
**[19:46] ---**
What do they mean evacuate everyone?
**[19:49] ---**
Are we abandoning the Shibuya camp?
**[19:52] ---**
That thing is really trouble, isn’t it?
**[20:02] ---**
More than half a day has
passed since Ocean flew away,
**[20:06] ---**
but there is still no official statement
from either the government or SES, right?
**[20:10] ---**
Sure, there are the communications
infrastructure problems,
**[20:13] ---**
but still. Mr. Miura,
what are your thoughts about this?
**[20:17] ---**
In any case,
you need to leave Tokyo asap.
**[20:20] ---**
Everyone’s gonna die.
**[20:23] ---**
In a few hours, the mother ship will collapse,
and Tokyo will be destroyed.
**[20:27] ---**
Evacuate immediately.
**[20:29] ---**
Wait! You mentioned nothing
about that during our meeting!
**[20:33] ---**
How will you take responsibility
if viewers start panicking?!
**[20:36] ---**
Mr. Miura, what is the basis
for that statement?
**[20:40] ---**
Last night…
**[20:42] ---**
I met with YUF’s leader,
Mr. Kenichi Kohiruimaki.
**[20:48] ---**
I realized after analyzing
the information he had collected.
**[20:51] ---**
The Japanese Government
has abandoned Tokyo.
**[20:53] ---**
Hey! Switch to something else!
**[20:59] ---**
Don’t do it.
**[21:01] ---**
Continue this broadcast.
**[21:04] ---**
The following is
Mr. Kohiruimaki’s message.
**[21:09] ---**
Greetings, “Foolish Citizens.”
**[21:12] ---**
I regret to inform you,
humanity will come to an end today.
**[21:17] ---**
Japan has recovered from
that terrible 8/31 tragedy,
**[21:22] ---**
but some have stopped thinking and
others have become conspiracy theorists.
**[21:26] ---**
We have regained the wonderfully
sickening peaceful daily life.
**[21:31] ---**
But I know everything.
**[21:34] ---**
Starting today, we “YUF” will change
our name to “New Japan Harmony”
**[21:39] ---**
and begin activities to
build a new, anarchic society.
**[21:44] ---**
Shortly, a great light will appear
in the skies around the world,
**[21:48] ---**
and the world will come to an end.
**[21:52] ---**
But we will create a new era.
**[21:55] ---**
Survivors…
**[21:58] ---**
“Gather before me.”
**[22:00] ---**
Whereabouts of “Ocean”
Still Unknown
**[22:00] ---**
Amid Communications Infrastructure Problems,
Did the Government Flee Aboard “Ocean”?
**[22:01] ---**
Please wait a moment.
**[22:03] ---**
Please wait a moment.
**[22:03] ---**
Mommy! The TV stopped!
**[22:09] ---**
Mr. Miura,
**[22:10] ---**
if that was simply delusional utterance,
you will be held responsible for your words.
**[22:16] ---**
In the end…
**[22:19] ---**
I’m no more than
someone’s servant.
**[22:45] ---**
Please do not push!
**[23:03] ---**
15 MINUTES UNTIL THE END OF HUMANITY
**[23:10] ---**
It’s like flat soda
**[23:14] ---**
It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
**[23:22] ---**
That sincere-looking teacher
**[23:25] ---**
And that TV personality
**[23:29] ---**
They always evade the truth
**[23:34] ---**
Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
**[23:37] ---**
If it’s about self-responsibility
**[23:39] ---**
No matter who I may antagonize
**[23:42] ---**
l stay by your side
**[23:45] ---**
That’s right, the two of us
**[23:47] ---**
Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
**[23:51] ---**
Assuming a fighting stance
**[23:52] ---**
I’ll take care of the rear
**[23:54] ---**
We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
**[23:56] ---**
Won’t let it end in a flash
**[23:59] ---**
It’s time to break out
**[24:01] ---**
It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
**[24:04] ---**
Cuz I have you
**[24:06] ---**
Then, say goodbye to tragedies
**[24:08] ---**
We’ll make up our own ending
**[24:12] ---**
The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
**[24:16] ---**
We’ll embrace them all
**[24:20] ---**
And loudly
Sing this song
**[24:26] ---**
Such insanely precious days
**[24:31] ---**
A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
**[24:34] ---**
“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
# E16 - Episode 16
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ5283/episode-16)
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**[01:20] ---**
Episode 16
**[01:30] ---**
The frequency needle broke
**[01:33] ---**
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
**[01:34] ---**
Making me feel like an alien
**[01:36] ---**
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
**[01:42] ---**
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
**[01:48] ---**
You're the only one who smiles at me
**[01:54] ---**
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
**[01:57] ---**
I can see the truth
**[01:58] ---**
I can peek through
**[01:59] ---**
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
**[02:06] ---**
Justice has overdosed
**[02:08] ---**
I find myself in a crowd
**[02:10] ---**
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
**[02:15] ---**
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
**[02:18] ---**
Let's see the end of the world
**[02:21] ---**
So come closer and closer to me
**[02:25] ---**
We'll be together until we die
**[02:27] ---**
Because you'll always be smiling
**[02:30] ---**
It's some worthless emotion
**[02:33] ---**
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
**[02:36] ---**
Bye bye bye bye
**[02:39] ---**
Lovely days
**[02:42] ---**
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
**[02:46] ---**
Alone in a world of lies
**[02:49] ---**
Today you’re still my absolute
**[02:52] ---**
DEDEDEDE
**[02:55] ---**
Traffic Across Tokyo
**[02:55] ---**
LIVE
**[02:55] ---**
Nihonbashi, Tokyo
**[02:55] ---**
Chaos on Expressways and General Roads
"Things Could Get Worse"
**[02:56] ---**
Many Tokyo residents are leaving the city
**[02:58] ---**
following information on TV and
the Internet to do so, causing traffic jams.
**[03:03] ---**
Okayama
**[03:03] ---**
Okayama
**[03:03] ---**
Shin-Osaka
**[03:03] ---**
Shin-Osaka
**[03:03] ---**
Shin-Osaka
**[03:03] ---**
Shin-Osaka
**[03:03] ---**
Shin-Osaka
**[03:03] ---**
Shin-Osaka
**[03:03] ---**
Hakata
**[03:03] ---**
Hakata
**[03:03] ---**
Hiroshima
**[03:03] ---**
Hikari
**[03:03] ---**
Hikari
**[03:03] ---**
Hikari
**[03:03] ---**
Nozomi
**[03:03] ---**
Nozomi
**[03:03] ---**
Nozomi
**[03:03] ---**
Nozomi
**[03:03] ---**
Nozomi
**[03:03] ---**
Nozomi
**[03:03] ---**
Kodama
**[03:03] ---**
Today’s Shinkansen
Bullet Train tickets are all sold out!
**[03:07] ---**
Even if you line up,
you will not be able to board the train.
**[03:10] ---**
We ask for your understanding and cooperation.
**[03:13] ---**
I was barely able to get tickets!
**[03:16] ---**
Way to go, Nokko!
**[03:18] ---**
Prime Minister Ogino’s
press conference just started.
**[03:21] ---**
LIVE
**[03:21] ---**
LIVE
**[03:21] ---**
Prime Minister Ogino
Emergency Press Conference
**[03:21] ---**
Was Mechanical Trouble the Cause
of Ocean’s Sudden Take Off?
**[03:21] ---**
Regarding the New National
Stadium Ocean taking off,
**[03:25] ---**
it’s been determined that it
had to do with a malfunction of
**[03:28] ---**
the vertical flight unit that was built in
anticipation of satellite operations.
**[03:32] ---**
We intend to thoroughly pursue
SES regarding this matter.
**[03:37] ---**
The location of Ocean has been confirmed.
**[03:42] ---**
Nakagawa Motors
**[03:42] ---**
Hi!
**[03:43] ---**
Today, we’d like to introduce
to you this Invader Repellent Spray,
**[03:47] ---**
Magnum 500!
**[03:49] ---**
Clap, clap, clap!
**[03:50] ---**
A Lost Forty-Something Yr Old
@AinetsuAikaFan
**[03:50] ---**
I specialize in video analysis.
The Prime Minister press conference
held moments ago was a fake video
created with computer graphics.
Moreover, it’s a low-level synthesis
probably made in a hurry.
**[03:51] ---**
“The Prime Minister’s press
conference held moments ago was a fake video
**[03:56] ---**
created with computer graphics”?
**[03:58] ---**
Oh, Hiroshi.
**[03:59] ---**
You’re up early.
**[04:01] ---**
Dad.
**[04:04] ---**
Shouldn’t we be leaving Tokyo?
**[04:07] ---**
What are you saying?
**[04:09] ---**
I’ve gotta deliver a car to a customer today,
**[04:12] ---**
so there’s no way.
**[04:14] ---**
We’ll probably be fine.
**[04:16] ---**
Things have somehow
worked out until now, after all.
**[04:19] ---**
Please call this number.
**[04:22] ---**
Is everyone ready?
**[04:24] ---**
We’ll be leaving shortly.
**[04:25] ---**
I’ve made enough rice balls for everyone.
**[04:29] ---**
I’ll put yours in your backpack, Makoto.
**[04:32] ---**
Huh?
**[04:33] ---**
By the way, where’s Oba?
**[04:34] ---**
He got a call from
his boss at his parttime work.
**[04:38] ---**
He had to suddenly return
early this morning.
**[04:41] ---**
Oran.
**[04:43] ---**
Are you telling the truth?
**[04:48] ---**
Then I’ll take the train from here.
**[04:51] ---**
How long does it take?
**[04:53] ---**
I get on the express train from Maibara,
so I’d say just over two hours.
**[04:57] ---**
Well, I expect to return in about a week.
**[05:00] ---**
I don’t feel comfortable at my parents’ home.
**[05:03] ---**
Come on, Makoto.
**[05:04] ---**
Confront the people back home with that look!
**[05:07] ---**
Don’t wait too long to eat your rice ball.
**[05:10] ---**
Let me know when you get back.
**[05:25] ---**
To Makoto
Please keep this for me.
I’m sure it’ll come in
handy for something.
Oba
**[05:30] ---**
Troops waiting at the respective camps
**[05:32] ---**
in Tokyo have begun moving out.
**[05:37] ---**
Are you sure it’s all right
not to evacuate the citizens?
**[05:41] ---**
That press conference by
Prime Minister was a lie, wasn’t it?
**[05:45] ---**
Enemy power source
spotted near the mother ship.
**[05:51] ---**
What is that?
**[05:53] ---**
A person?!
**[05:54] ---**
What’s he doing up in the sky?
**[05:56] ---**
“Fujin #7” interceptor system ready.
**[05:59] ---**
“Fujin #7” Green Ray irradiation in
**[06:02] ---**
three, two, one… Fire!
**[06:30] ---**
I am on your side!
**[06:33] ---**
Please let me in!
**[06:36] ---**
I know the password
needed to stop the “mother ship”
**[06:38] ---**
from exploding!
**[06:40] ---**
Unless we hurry, you’re all gonna die!
**[06:48] ---**
Wait…
**[07:16] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[07:20] ---**
We’ll shut down the energy
reactor and descend to the sea.
**[07:23] ---**
If we all put our minds together,
we can figure out how to coexist with humans.
**[07:30] ---**
Behind me?
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah, I guess it’s not that easy to hit you.
**[07:39] ---**
I noticed a large bug flying,
**[07:43] ---**
and now I see it’s noother than the boy
who gave me the transparent cape.
**[07:48] ---**
What are you?
**[07:50] ---**
Are you some special guy?
**[07:53] ---**
The mother ship is about to explode.
**[07:55] ---**
We must stop it immediately.
**[07:58] ---**
You can do such a thing?
**[08:01] ---**
I know
**[08:02] ---**
how to stop it.
**[08:05] ---**
Wow.
**[08:14] ---**
The mother ship will explode,
and Tokyo will disappear.
**[08:18] ---**
And that’s all right.
**[08:22] ---**
Many people are going to die!
**[08:28] ---**
So what.
**[08:30] ---**
The justice within you only exists within you.
**[08:36] ---**
Many people are going to die anyway.
**[08:40] ---**
Let me tell you.
**[08:42] ---**
I saw it.
**[08:44] ---**
The magnetic field controlled
by the mother ship collapses,
**[08:47] ---**
and a mist of light from another dimension
soon rains down over the entire world,
**[08:55] ---**
killing anyone who comes into contact with it.
**[09:01] ---**
There is an existence higher than the invaders.
**[09:05] ---**
In the end, they too will die as fate dictates.
**[09:10] ---**
I’m the only one who knows.
**[09:13] ---**
Only one savior is needed, and that’s me.
**[09:16] ---**
You can die.
**[09:37] ---**
Annoying, annoying, annoying!
**[09:45] ---**
Huh?
**[09:47] ---**
I am neither human nor an invader.
**[09:51] ---**
All I wanna do is save everyone.
**[10:22] ---**
That hurts!
**[11:05] ---**
Thank you very much
**[11:07] ---**
for saving me back then.
**[11:14] ---**
The call cannot be connected
either because the phone is
**[11:18] ---**
out of signal range or is turned off.
**[11:22] ---**
Please record your
message after you hear the beep.
**[11:28] ---**
Hello, Oran? It’s me.
**[11:31] ---**
It’s your brother, honorary home security officer
who exists only to write stupid replies.
**[11:37] ---**
I was planning to stay in my room
as usual until you returned home.
**[11:44] ---**
But it seems like the time has finally
come for me to take flight into the world.
**[11:50] ---**
Oran, do you wanna know why
I withdrew myself from society?
**[11:56] ---**
You’ve always been a
confusing and messy little sister.
**[12:03] ---**
So, in order that you don’t
lose sight of who you really are,
**[12:07] ---**
I was always there to be your guide.
**[12:11] ---**
Or that was the intention.
**[12:17] ---**
But perhaps I was just using you as an excuse
to run away from society, refusing to be exposed.
**[12:26] ---**
If nothing happens
and you come home safely…
**[12:31] ---**
We’re gonna play.
**[12:35] ---**
Our playtime has only just begun.
**[12:49] ---**
I love you, Oran.
**[12:54] ---**
Live on.
**[13:58] ---**
The password…
**[14:02] ---**
F… R… I…
**[14:05] ---**
E… N… D.
**[14:23] ---**
I was too late?
**[14:25] ---**
This won’t stop the explosion.
**[14:36] ---**
I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
**[14:38] ---**
I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
**[14:39] ---**
Ontan, we’re almost there. Hang in there!
**[14:47] ---**
Oh, I got through.
**[14:49] ---**
Hello? Shoshiro? It’s Ai.
**[14:53] ---**
What is it, Sis?
**[14:55] ---**
So early in the morning.
**[14:57] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[14:59] ---**
It’s past noon!
**[15:01] ---**
LIVE
**[15:01] ---**
Inquiries Flooding in From Tokyo Residents
Japan Meteorological Agency to Investigate
**[15:01] ---**
Suspicious Clouds Over Tokyo
**[15:01] ---**
I’m on my way to Tokyo.
**[15:04] ---**
LIVE
**[15:04] ---**
Inquiries Flooding in From Tokyo Residents
Japan Meteorological Agency to Investigate
**[15:04] ---**
Suspicious Clouds Over Tokyo
**[15:04] ---**
I’ll be back before the evening,
so I’ll be making dinner.
**[15:09] ---**
You guys can play until then.
**[15:12] ---**
Sure.
**[15:14] ---**
Be careful on your way home.
**[15:27] ---**
PARIS
**[15:36] ---**
NEW YORK
**[15:42] ---**
BEIJING
**[15:43] ---**
No, like I said,
**[15:44] ---**
she’s just a friend.
**[15:46] ---**
What’s that?
**[15:56] ---**
The world’s in big trouble.
**[16:00] ---**
Ontan. Are you buying something?
**[16:03] ---**
Ahh, yeah, for my brother.
**[16:05] ---**
It would be a shame
for only me to spend money,
**[16:08] ---**
so Kadode, you buy something too.
**[16:11] ---**
Me?
**[16:13] ---**
I have no one to give it to.
**[16:15] ---**
I doubt my mother would
be happy to receive anything.
**[16:19] ---**
Kadode
**[16:19] ---**
Unable to connect
**[16:21] ---**
**[16:22] ---**
How about that guy?
Your hot fornicating teacher.
**[16:26] ---**
You mean Watarase?
**[16:28] ---**
Dropping the “mister” for your teacher?
**[16:30] ---**
I see your relationship continues.
**[16:33] ---**
I haven’t been in touch
at all since that day!
**[16:38] ---**
Dumped after being laid
and you have no regrets.
**[16:40] ---**
That’s exactly how he wants it.
**[16:43] ---**
Shut up!
It was just that the timing wasn’t right!
**[16:47] ---**
In other words, you haven’t given up yet.
**[16:51] ---**
I guess…
**[16:55] ---**
But I’m enjoying each day.
**[17:02] ---**
And I’m sure that I’ll
eventually find someone else I like.
**[17:08] ---**
Eventually?
**[17:10] ---**
Well, I do want a
boyfriend before I turn twenty.
**[17:15] ---**
What about you, Ontan?
**[17:17] ---**
Summer’s almost over.
**[17:20] ---**
Why not seriously go steady with Oba?
**[17:26] ---**
Hey! There’s a snow crab over there!
**[17:29] ---**
Yeah, yeah. When it’s about you,
you always try to change the subject.
**[17:38] ---**
Miss Kadode.
**[17:39] ---**
Yes?
**[17:41] ---**
What would you do if the world
were to end, and it was my fault.
**[17:45] ---**
It’s your fault?
**[17:49] ---**
Yes.
**[17:51] ---**
Hey!
**[17:58] ---**
I guess that’s okay.
**[18:00] ---**
Even if every person in
the world became your enemy,
**[18:03] ---**
I will still be on your side.
**[18:06] ---**
Because Ontan,
**[18:08] ---**
you are absolute.
**[18:34] ---**
Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!
**[18:36] ---**
Ring-a-ling-a-ling.
**[18:37] ---**
What’s with that reckless kissing?!
**[18:40] ---**
Huh?
It’s not like you’re losing anything.
**[18:43] ---**
My memories with
Watarase will start fading!
**[18:46] ---**
Gross!
**[18:47] ---**
So you are still lingering on.
**[18:50] ---**
Hey, stop! Don’t run away!
**[18:51] ---**
Leave your eyebrows!
**[18:53] ---**
“Hanyanya fuwa”!
**[18:53] ---**
Come on, you mustn’t run.
**[18:54] ---**
I said wait!
**[18:59] ---**
I looked back at the passing rain.
**[19:03] ---**
I saw a cat watching from a back alley.
**[19:05] ---**
As long as you’re here, Kadode…
**[19:07] ---**
Do you hear that voice?
**[19:09] ---**
…I witll also be here.
**[19:09] ---**
I think I'm getting stronger.
**[19:15] ---**
But I'm sure...
**[19:17] ---**
If tomorrow the earth
collapses into pieces
**[19:21] ---**
And disappears into
the dust of the universe
**[19:24] ---**
You'll be dressed up like a prism
**[19:28] ---**
I'll just say, "That's the worst!”
and stay in bed
**[19:32] ---**
I'll get so tired of being stubborn
**[19:35] ---**
And sometimes cry
**[19:39] ---**
Just hold me close
**[19:42] ---**
That's all I ask
**[19:45] ---**
Please
**[19:48] ---**
Flashing Tunguska
**[19:51] ---**
Where are the shooting stars going?
**[19:59] ---**
Come here
**[20:16] ---**
If you are here
**[20:19] ---**
Even on the day the world ends
**[20:23] ---**
I'll embrace the unreasonable
and contradictions
**[20:27] ---**
I'll show you the best stage
**[20:31] ---**
I'll float 360 degrees in
the sky and catch a spaceship
**[20:39] ---**
It feels like it's a promise
**[20:43] ---**
Promise me, please
**[20:46] ---**
That day, we saw a huge pillar
of light rising above Tokyo.
**[20:53] ---**
I remember feeling neither sadness nor fear,
**[20:57] ---**
but a sort of relief that the day
that was bound to come had finally arrived.
**[21:15] ---**
This isn’t the future I saw.
**[21:18] ---**
Humanity was supposed to end.
**[21:21] ---**
Because the explosion came sooner,
**[21:24] ---**
the deadly light is
burned up before it could spread.
**[21:28] ---**
All because of that guy.
**[21:36] ---**
Calls for help are coming in from all over.
**[21:38] ---**
What should we do?
**[21:41] ---**
A report from the lead unit.
**[21:43] ---**
Two o’clock direction.
**[21:46] ---**
A humanlike object is floating in the sky!
**[21:48] ---**
Approach it!
**[21:59] ---**
Hey!
**[22:01] ---**
Hey, are you alive?!
**[22:10] ---**
Your hand!
**[22:12] ---**
Make an effort to stretch out your arm!
**[22:15] ---**
You’ve gotta live!
**[22:24] ---**
We are alive.
**[22:27] ---**
And we will continue living.
**[22:31] ---**
So long as you remain by my side.
**[22:40] ---**
It’s like flat soda
**[22:44] ---**
It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
**[22:52] ---**
That sincere-looking teacher
**[22:55] ---**
And that TV personality
**[22:59] ---**
They always evade the truth
**[23:04] ---**
Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
**[23:07] ---**
If it’s about self-responsibility
**[23:09] ---**
No matter who I may antagonize
**[23:12] ---**
l stay by your side
**[23:15] ---**
That’s right, the two of us
**[23:17] ---**
Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
**[23:21] ---**
Assuming a fighting stance
**[23:23] ---**
I’ll take care of the rear
**[23:24] ---**
We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
**[23:26] ---**
Won’t let it end in a flash
**[23:29] ---**
It’s time to break out
**[23:31] ---**
It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
**[23:34] ---**
Cuz I have you
**[23:37] ---**
Then, say goodbye to tragedies
**[23:38] ---**
We’ll make up our own ending
**[23:42] ---**
The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
**[23:47] ---**
We’ll embrace them all
**[23:50] ---**
And loudly
Sing this song
**[23:56] ---**
Such insanely precious days
**[24:01] ---**
A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
**[24:04] ---**
“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
# E17 - Episode 17
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U47MGX/episode-17)
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**[00:00] ---**
**[00:02] ---**
So you’re alive.
**[00:05] ---**
When that mother ship came,
I got crushed under a building,
**[00:09] ---**
and then I understand that I
was taken over by an invader ever since.
**[00:13] ---**
When he died and I returned to
myself, eight years had passed.
**[00:18] ---**
Do you know?
**[00:21] ---**
What happened to Kadode?
**[00:23] ---**
This is a device that allows
you to peek into memories.
**[00:26] ---**
I will show you what happened with this.
**[00:31] ---**
Please insert your finger in here.
**[00:45] ---**
We’ll teach him that human beings
are actually kind and peaceful.
**[00:51] ---**
We are going to protect our Earth.
**[00:55] ---**
Got it!
**[00:56] ---**
Allow us to be your subordinates!
We’ll do anything!
**[01:00] ---**
Newly formed
**[01:00] ---**
The Demons!
**[01:00] ---**
We’re the Demons! Yay!
**[01:04] ---**
I wonder if I can fly!
**[01:13] ---**
Whoever you are,
I will always be on your side.
**[01:18] ---**
No matter what anyone
says, your life belongs to you.
**[01:23] ---**
Change your destiny.
**[01:53] ---**
The Asterisks…
**[01:54] ---**
Most of them were forced out into space.
**[02:00] ---**
Thanks to a good friend.
**[02:06] ---**
In a way, you could say
the world in this timeline
**[02:09] ---**
existed for Oran Nakagawa
to save Kadode.
**[02:14] ---**
We were able to
understand that with this devices.
**[02:17] ---**
Episode 17
**[02:24] ---**
I met the two in Tokyo,
**[02:27] ---**
and although my
time with them was short,
**[02:29] ---**
we played and lived
together during that time.
**[02:31] ---**
Where is Kadode now?
**[02:34] ---**
I don’t know.
**[02:36] ---**
Just before 8/32,
I returned from summer camp ahead of her,
**[02:40] ---**
and haven’t been able to meet her since.
**[02:44] ---**
I’m sorry.
**[02:46] ---**
No, it’s not something you
should be apologizing about.
**[02:50] ---**
However, although
this may be unrelated,
**[02:54] ---**
there’s a team of two ace
pilots on the latest manned Fujins
**[02:58] ---**
who have been
battling to save the people.
**[03:02] ---**
From the letter D on the machines,
**[03:04] ---**
they have been called the “Demons.”
**[03:08] ---**
Demons…
**[03:10] ---**
That’s right.
**[03:11] ---**
The same name as the
group created to help people
**[03:13] ---**
that Kadode created
when she was in grade school.
**[03:17] ---**
Though it may be a coincidence.
**[05:22] ---**
What was that light right now?
**[05:23] ---**
An attack launched from Ocean,
**[05:26] ---**
carrying government officials
who had escaped from the atmosphere.
**[05:30] ---**
Then Demons…
**[05:32] ---**
I don’t know.
**[05:38] ---**
Everything seems to be so far from reality.
**[05:42] ---**
People were shot and
killed in front of my eyes.
**[05:45] ---**
I do wanna see Kadode again.
**[05:47] ---**
Sometimes I think of how
strange things are as well.
**[05:50] ---**
There are these giant
weapons flying around,
**[05:53] ---**
and even rumors that Ocean 2 has been built
in Nagoya and is about to launch into space.
**[05:59] ---**
But I’m a person of this world.
**[06:03] ---**
When I think, “It could be me tomorrow…”
**[06:06] ---**
I can’t afford to be shaken
just because someone died.
**[06:16] ---**
The Invaders’ Shift Machine is ahead of here.
**[06:20] ---**
This area suffered little damage,
so there’s a high possibility that it’s still there.
**[06:28] ---**
Mr. Nobuo, I think you
should redo your world.
**[06:34] ---**
What about you?
**[06:35] ---**
I have friends and memories here.
**[06:40] ---**
Even if this world were
to be completely destroyed,
**[06:43] ---**
what exists in this
world is everything to me.
**[06:50] ---**
Mr. Nobuo, shall we go?
**[06:53] ---**
To the Shift Machine.
**[06:56] ---**
New Japan Harmony
**[06:56] ---**
Nagoya Factory
**[07:01] ---**
New Japan Harmony
**[07:03] ---**
Plankton.
**[07:05] ---**
Nagoya Factory
**[07:05] ---**
What’s the progress on Ocean 2?
**[07:09] ---**
Ninety-eight percent on schedule.
**[07:11] ---**
Delays should be caught up within
the next twenty-four hours, Mom.
**[07:15] ---**
Stop calling me Mom.
**[07:18] ---**
I’m amazed how they can afford
to make something this big.
**[07:24] ---**
It’s backed by the Japanese government
currently aboard the orbiting satellite.
**[07:28] ---**
Although we lost our base in Atami,
**[07:30] ---**
with these abundant
materials and SES technology,
**[07:34] ---**
we will change the world
into a new society from here.
**[07:40] ---**
We also have technology from the invaders.
**[07:42] ---**
In addition, with Plankton AI, together
with Hikari Sumaru, the verification key,
**[07:49] ---**
we can even control the Japanese
government up in the skies with this Ocean 2.
**[07:55] ---**
Someday, we should even be
able to transcend time and space.
**[08:07] ---**
One combat force of the US Army
Fujin Unit has arrived in Nagoya.
**[08:11] ---**
It doesn’t appear that those
New D-type units are there this time.
**[08:15] ---**
Their defeat has been
confirmed in the previous attack.
**[08:17] ---**
The remains were collected by
the former Self-Defense Forces.
**[08:22] ---**
Very well, eliminate them all.
**[08:29] ---**
Ocean output limit reached.
**[08:31] ---**
Green Ray is ready to be fired.
**[08:34] ---**
Fire.
**[09:21] ---**
Earth Defense
Force
**[09:21] ---**
Kosuke
**[09:21] ---**
Sho
Togawa
**[09:21] ---**
Eiji
**[09:21] ---**
Kaorine
**[09:21] ---**
Miya
**[09:35] ---**
Found it.
**[09:39] ---**
Who are you guys?
**[09:46] ---**
Huh?
**[09:47] ---**
A person?
**[09:51] ---**
Hey, Keita!
**[09:53] ---**
You can come out!
**[09:55] ---**
They don’t seem to be
people who will harm you!
**[10:09] ---**
It’s Makoto.
**[10:11] ---**
Oba!
**[10:13] ---**
Lol.
**[10:15] ---**
Oba…
**[10:18] ---**
Hey!
**[10:20] ---**
What are you doing in a place like this?!
**[10:23] ---**
I was waiting for you the whole time.
**[10:24] ---**
Here, because
there’s no longer anyone
**[10:27] ---**
who knows this place
other than you and me, Makoto.
**[10:29] ---**
Y-You’re really smart!
**[10:34] ---**
I see you’re friends of Keita
from when he was in Tokyo.
**[10:37] ---**
We thought all of his friends died,
**[10:39] ---**
but who would’ve thought
someone would actually come?
**[10:42] ---**
All of them?
**[10:44] ---**
In that case...
**[10:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:58] ---**
Mr. Nobuo.
**[11:00] ---**
We should probably hurry.
**[11:05] ---**
The anchor of this ship
is set at twelve years ago.
**[11:10] ---**
Twelve years ago...
**[11:12] ---**
Please step in.
**[11:15] ---**
This is only a mental transition.
**[11:18] ---**
It’s a relatively imperfect technology,
**[11:20] ---**
so how much of your memory
remains on the other side
**[11:24] ---**
is basically a matter of luck.
**[11:26] ---**
Research is underway to
**[11:28] ---**
develop more advanced
Shift Machines using invader technology,
**[11:32] ---**
but right now,
this is the best there is.
**[11:35] ---**
However…
**[11:37] ---**
If you do remember us,
**[11:41] ---**
please say “hi” from us to
Kadode and Oran on the other side.
**[11:46] ---**
Tell them that one day,
**[11:49] ---**
we will be sure to go and meet them.
**[12:43] ---**
Dad.
**[12:47] ---**
Dad.
**[12:50] ---**
Kadode.
**[12:54] ---**
Kadode,
**[12:56] ---**
I’m home.
**[13:08] ---**
To Kadode,
**[13:08] ---**
I’ll be out. Make some toast
and eggs for breakfast.
**[13:08] ---**
(You don’t have to wake
up your father.)
**[13:08] ---**
Mom
**[13:16] ---**
Zundacchi
**[13:23] ---**
Dad.
**[13:26] ---**
Your alarm clock is annoying.
**[13:29] ---**
Kadode...
**[13:31] ---**
I’m gonna get changed,
so get outta my way.
**[13:35] ---**
Hey.
**[13:36] ---**
Zundacchi
**[13:36] ---**
Kintaro Kate
**[13:37] ---**
Where did you put the Isobeyan
books and doll that were here?
**[13:41] ---**
Huh? What is Isobeyan?
**[13:44] ---**
What do you mean?
**[13:46] ---**
He’s your favorite manga character.
**[13:49] ---**
Oh, you mean Zundacchi.
**[13:51] ---**
You’re still half asleep, Dad.
**[13:54] ---**
Take it easy on the alcohol
and fighting with mom, okay?
**[13:55] ---**
Zundacchi
**[13:59] ---**
I’m leaving now.
**[14:02] ---**
Wait a minute, Kadode!
**[14:04] ---**
What is it?
I’m gonna be late for school!
**[14:07] ---**
Is there a girl named
Oran Nakagawa in your class?
**[14:12] ---**
Miss Nakagawa?
**[14:14] ---**
Yeah, there is.
**[14:15] ---**
Zundacchi
**[14:16] ---**
Have you been able to
become friends with her?
**[14:19] ---**
Huh?
**[14:20] ---**
I’ve hardly ever spoken with her.
**[14:23] ---**
Then talk to her.
**[14:26] ---**
I’m sure it’ll change your world.
**[14:35] ---**
4 years later
**[14:45] ---**
Tateyama Base
**[14:52] ---**
7 years later
**[15:00] ---**
Notification of Acceptance
**[15:00] ---**
Kadode Koyama
**[15:00] ---**
We accept your entrance in
the Department of Sociology
**[15:05] ---**
8 years later
**[15:08] ---**
Student ID
**[15:08] ---**
Kadode Koyama
**[15:09] ---**
I don’t know if the world changed.
**[15:15] ---**
But I had new encounters
and made new friends.
**[15:23] ---**
16 years later
**[15:26] ---**
I’m Kadode Koyama, your new manager.
**[15:29] ---**
Um, I’ve been a big fan of yours, Mr. Hanazawa,
for a long time, so I am so honored.
**[15:35] ---**
Oh, boy.
**[15:37] ---**
I hate flattery.
**[15:40] ---**
Well, nice to meet you.
**[15:42] ---**
Your father helped
me a great deal, after all.
**[15:45] ---**
Although the manga we
did together didn’t sell at all.
**[15:49] ---**
Thank you for the guidance
you gave my father back then.
**[15:53] ---**
Well, enough small talk.
**[15:56] ---**
Let’s hear the outline you’ve
come up with for a new series.
**[16:00] ---**
What would you like
Genius Kengo Hanazawa to create?
**[16:04] ---**
None other than science fiction!
**[16:06] ---**
Zundacchi
**[16:07] ---**
Let’s reinterpret “Zundacchi” for adults
and start another science fiction manga boom!
**[16:14] ---**
Fly in the sky,
or have flying saucers appear,
**[16:16] ---**
or introduce robots, or use a
time machine to visit the past…
**[16:21] ---**
Don’t you find it so romantic?
**[16:23] ---**
Science fiction doesn’t sell.
**[16:28] ---**
Can you think of something else?
**[16:33] ---**
He won’t even give it a chance, that bastard.
**[16:36] ---**
He’s gotten cocky after
making it big with his zombie manga.
**[16:40] ---**
That was total moral harassment.
**[16:44] ---**
Should I sue him?
**[16:47] ---**
I hope this world would
completely get destroyed and end.
**[16:54] ---**
You’re home.
**[16:55] ---**
Then you could’ve replied to my message.
**[16:59] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[17:01] ---**
I fell asleep after
a rough day with my work.
**[17:04] ---**
We just decided the other day that,
until twelve midnight on weekdays,
**[17:09] ---**
you’d reply within thirty minutes
to any messages I send you.
**[17:14] ---**
Hey Watarase.
**[17:15] ---**
How many years have we been dating?
**[17:19] ---**
Dating for four years.
Living together for six months.
**[17:23] ---**
If we continue dating casually like this,
**[17:26] ---**
do you think a happy future is possible?
**[17:32] ---**
Don’t fall asleep, Watarase!
**[17:37] ---**
Hi, Hiroshi.
**[17:40] ---**
You were able to leave work.
**[17:43] ---**
Naturally.
**[17:44] ---**
It’s my little sister’s big moment.
**[17:46] ---**
Made a few billion dollars
in seconds and dashed over.
**[17:50] ---**
Wow, impressive.
**[17:52] ---**
I’m totally exhausted.
**[17:55] ---**
Society is cruel and life is hell.
**[17:58] ---**
It’s like, “be destroyed, you shit world!”
**[18:01] ---**
What an array of foul language.
**[18:04] ---**
You’ve become quite
the vulgar adult, Kadode.
**[18:07] ---**
New Product Media Conference
**[18:07] ---**
Fine, but I think you’ve
gained a little weight, Hiroshi.
**[18:10] ---**
No way.
**[18:11] ---**
If I get fat, that will
be the end of the world.
**[18:16] ---**
Company name
**[18:16] ---**
Shogakukan
**[18:16] ---**
Department
**[18:16] ---**
Big Comic Spirits
Editorial Department
**[18:16] ---**
Name
**[18:16] ---**
Kadode Koyama
**[18:16] ---**
Is she gonna be all right?
**[18:19] ---**
She gets nervous, so I really don’t
think she’s cut out to speak in front of people.
**[18:24] ---**
She’s a grown adult.
**[18:26] ---**
I’m sure she’ll get the job done.
**[18:28] ---**
Well, why don’t we watch
over her with a warm heart?
**[18:33] ---**
Long time no see, Kadode!
**[18:36] ---**
First time since graduation.
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Now, the history of “Fujin”
dates back more than twenty years,
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beginning with “Buddy,” an
entertainment robot released in 1999.
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Right here, a new “Fujin” is born.
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Now, let’s have our public relations
representative explain this in further detail.
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I’m Oran Nakagawa, a member
of the SES marketing department.
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Today, I’m pleased to be given the
opportunity to introduce this “Fujin” to you all.
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Fujin is the latest embodiment
of the artificial intelligence
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and robotics technology at SES
and is your friend from the future.
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Fujin will share joy, painful moments, and
sorrow with you, and always by your side.
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Please give Fujin lots of love.
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I’m sure he’ll give you the
same amount of love in return.
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But you know what?
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I must say, Oran hasn’t changed one bit.
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Hmm...
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She was surprisingly acting
a lot more proper than I thought.
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But she had me sweating when
she made that strange peace sigh
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towards me from the stage.
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A bold move for sure.
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She always has a way of doing what
she shouldn’t at the most important time.
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Sorry to keep you waiting!
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Good work, Oran.
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Kadode!
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What did you think?
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Well, I hate those things.
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Why must everything
be digitally converted?
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What’s wrong with
making friends the normal way?
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She won’t even give it a chance.
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Don’t tell me.
Tell that to the company.
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Not to mention that
strange name, Fujin.
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You need a name that’s catchy.
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Then you come up
with an idea, Kadode.
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Oh, sure. I’ll think of something.
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Hiroshi, can you
pass me a paper napkin?
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Here.
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Kadode… Oran…
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By the way, Oran, you said something
about a younger colleague at work being cute?
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Oran… Kadode…
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Actually, right now I’m having
so much fun with my work, so...
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Kadode… Demon…
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Oran… Demon…
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Oh, right, Kadode!
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Did you notice that I sent
you a crab-crab sign message?
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Crab-crab?
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Oh, that peace sign.
**[21:12] ---**
My, that’s a message
game we used to play ages ago.
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You can’t expect
me to remember that.
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What’s the message you sent?
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“I love you.”
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What’s this?
**[21:31] ---**
What would you do
if you could fly the skies freely?
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It would help a great deal because then
I won’t have to commute in packed trains.
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I know the feeling.
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We’re stuck in this corporate world.
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And still, we continue to live!
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You’re a tough girl.
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Oh, Kadode.
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Aren’t things going
well with Mr. Watarase?
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You could say that.
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He’s a total jerk.
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Maybe he was just getting high on
the idea of a teacher-student relationship.
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You say that, but your
relationship has lasted a long time.
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I simply love his looks.
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So in the end, he gets away with
taking advantage of me,
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and I’ve got no means to fight back.
**[22:17] ---**
Okay, then Kadode…
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If you can’t fight back,
show him your boobs!
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You’re missing the point.
**[22:26] ---**
I guess you’re right.
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While I’m absent-mindedly passing the days,
I’m becoming more and more adult.
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Kadode!
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I’m sure you’ll
find a great guy soon.
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Is there a convenient, sexy guy
out there who will always listen to me?!
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Kadode! Look there!
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Where? Where?
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But on the condition
that he’s handsome!
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Uh, no, no! A UFO!
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Stop! Mes-sing! With! Me!
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Hey, Ontan! If you get any
closer, space-time will break!
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Hanyanya fuwa!
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Huh?
**[23:09] ---**
Hanya… what?
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Wasn’t that your voice, Oran?
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I heard your voice, too, Kadode.
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Kiho.
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Was someone there right now?
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Huh?
**[23:27] ---**
Sorry, I wasn’t looking.
**[23:31] ---**
Hm?
**[23:33] ---**
What’s this?
**[23:34] ---**
Isobeyan
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Yes. And still…
**[23:40] ---**
Isobeyan
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We will continue living.
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So long as you remain by my side.