# 7 - Untitled Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G63KN0DZ6/days-of-urashimasakatasen)
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**[00:04] Senra**
    Urata and Sakata are no-shows.
**[00:06] Senra**
    I think I'll head out.
**[00:08] Shima**
    They might be surprised
    if we don't tell them.
**[00:11] Senra**
    That's true.
**[00:12] Senra**
    I know!
**[00:13] Senra**
    Our club activity today is an epic prank!
***SIGN***    Days of Urashimasakatasen
***SIGN***    Prank
**[01:15] Senra**
    *The prank: deception in the name of mischief.*
**[01:18] Shima**
    *Don't try this at home.*
**[01:21] Shima**
    This is what we'll be using.
**[01:23] Shima**
    An ordinary cardboard box.
**[01:25] Senra**
    Are you sure about this? It's so valuable.
**[01:27] Shima**
    What are you talking about?
**[01:28] Senra**
    This is the cardboard box your
    owner found you in in the rain.
**[01:32] [SONG] Text**
    Please adopt me
**[01:32] Shima**
    I'm not an abandoned squirrel!
**[01:35] Shima**
    So anyway, I'm going to
    hide in this cardboard box.
**[01:37] Senra**
    Okay.
**[01:38] Shima**
    And when the two arrive...
**[01:39] Senra**
    When they arrive...
**[01:40] Shima**
    I'll jump out and scare them.
**[01:41] Senra**
    I see.
**[01:42] Senra**
    Seems pretty lame, but it works.
**[01:44] Shima**
    What have you come up with, then, Senra?
***SIGN***    Quick Drying
     Superglue
**[01:47] Senra**
    I'm using this.
**[01:49] Senra**
    First, we lather the chair with this glue.
**[01:53] Senra**
    Then, when those two find the box,
     open it, and are all, "What the heck?!"
**[01:58] Senra**
    And then they can't get off the chair!
**[02:00] Senra**
    Their butts are docked to the chairs!
***SIGN***    Prank
    successful!
**[02:03] Shima**
    Squadsman Senra, I suspect we'll be treated
    to the sight of them struggling pathetically!
**[02:07] Senra**
    Yes, Squadsman Shima, let us
    begin preparing for the prank.
**[02:11] Shima**
    I shall now enter the box.
**[02:13] Senra**
    He, they'll get suspicious
     if the box is bulging.
**[02:16] Senra**
    Fold yourself better into
    the box's shape.
**[02:18] Shima**
    Ow! Ow!
**[02:20] Senra**
    And then we close it with duct tape.
**[02:22] Shima**
    Wait, but then I can't get out.
**[02:23] Senra**
    It's gotta be realistic.
**[02:25] Senra**
    They'll get suspicious if it's open.
**[02:27] Shima**
    Done?
**[02:28] Senra**
    It's perfect.
**[02:30] Senra**
    It's like the box is talking.
**[02:31] Shima**
    Now I just need to lay on the glue.
**[02:33] Sakata**
    Man...
**[02:33] Urata**
    I can't believe we got called
    up about our exam grades.
**[02:37] Shima**
    They're here?!
**[02:37] Senra**
    Oh, oh no!
**[02:39] Sakata**
    Hey.
**[02:40] Urata**
    What's up?
**[02:42] Senra**
    It's Sakata.
**[02:43] Urata**
    What's up?
**[02:44] Senra**
    Oh, nothing.
**[02:45] Urata**
    You sure?
**[02:46] Urata**
    It looks like you're trying to hide
    something because someone came along.
**[02:51] Senra**
    *He's weirdly observant.*
**[02:52] Sakata**
    Oh yeah, is Shima still not here?
**[02:54] Senra**
    Shima just left saying he found a cat
    that looked just like a tsuchinoko.
**[02:58] Urata**
    Say what? I want to see that!
**[02:59] Sakata**
    Let's go find it!
**[03:01] Senra**
    That was close.
**[03:02] Shima**
    This is a failure!
**[03:04] Shima**
    I want out of the box!
**[03:05] Senra**
    Yeah...
**[03:07] Senra**
    Well, we'll get 'em next time.
**[03:08] Senra**
    I guess...
**[03:09] Shima**
    What's wrong?! Senra!
**[03:11] Senra**
    I'm stepping in the glue.
**[03:14] Senra**
    It got all over the floor,
    and I'm standing in it.
**[03:15] Shima**
    Which means...
**[03:16] Senra**
    I can't move my feet.
**[03:18] Shima**
    You're kidding!
**[03:19] Shima**
    How am I supposed to get out of here?!
**[03:21] Senra**
    I know, I just need to call them and...
**[03:29] Urata**
    Hey, we found it.
**[03:30] Sakata**
    Man, we actually found a cat
    that looks like a tsuchinoko.
**[03:33] Sakata**
    It's a tsuchineko!
**[03:33] Senra**
    Wow, that's pretty cool...
**[03:38] Sakata**
    What's going on here?
**[03:43] Sakata**
    *To be continued!*