# 5 - Untitled Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G63KN0DZ6/days-of-urashimasakatasen)
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**[00:00] Urata**
    This is so bad! Come on!
**[00:02] Urata**
    You can't even see me.
**[00:04] Senra**
    I like it. You're like
    an unidentified creature.
**[00:07] Urata**
    Who are you calling a cryptid?!
**[00:08] Urata**
    Let's take another picture.
**[00:10] Sakata**
    You've been pretty quiet, Shima. What's up?
**[00:12] Shima**
    I was wondering...
    Why isn't there anyone in class?
***SIGN***    9:00 Assemble in gymnasium
**[00:15] Urata**
    It's a school assembly today!
***SIGN***    Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:17] Urata**
    *There are two kinds of people in the world.*
**[01:20] Urata**
*    Those who listen to the principal*
*    in the morning greeting,*
**[01:23] Sakata**
    *and those who don't listen to the principal.*
**[01:26] Senra**
*    Which kind are you viewers*
*    on the other side of the screen?*
**[01:29] Urata**
    Thank goodness we made it.
**[01:31] Senra**
    Come to think of it, I've never
    seen the principal before.
**[01:33] Urata**
    Oh, yeah. I wonder what he's like.
**[01:36] Shima**
    I heard he's a weird old guy
    who was hired just recently.
**[01:39] Senra**
    A weird old guy, huh?
**[01:40] Senra**
    I'm curious.
**[01:41] Sakata**
    His hairstyle's probably something like this.
***SIGN***    Dress-up
**[01:43] Sakata**
    That's how most principals do their hair.
**[01:45] Senra**
    Apparently he's weird, so maybe he's got
    a buzz cut and walks around with a katana.
**[01:49] Urata**
    That's beyond weird!
**[01:51] Urata**
    Go back to something
    a little more normal!
**[01:53] Shima**
    How about an all-back, then?
**[01:54] Urata**
    And a suit or something, I guess.
***SIGN***    The* Principal
**[01:57] Sakata**
    That's too stereotypical.
**[01:59] Sakata**
    Let's give him a twist.
**[02:00] Urata**
    Why does he need a twist?!
**[02:02] Shima**
    He might wear an animal suit
    to try to be memorable.
***SIGN***    The* Principal 2
**[02:05] Senra**
    Maybe he's a no-clothes who just wears undies.
**[02:07] Urata**
    What the hell is the *no-clothes*?
**[02:08] Urata**
    Don't come to school like that!
**[02:09] Senra**
    I mean, he's probably hungover.
**[02:12] Shima**
    He drinks too hard on the night before
**[02:13] ---**
    and comes to school piss-drunk.
**[02:15] Shima**
    As a single father,
     he raised his lone daughter,
**[02:17] ---**
    and now she has a boyfriend.
**[02:19] Senra**
    But her boyfriend turns out to be cheating.
**[02:23] Shima**
    Her father loses his temper!
**[02:24] Shima**
    The gong sounds!
**[02:25] Senra**
    Clang!
**[02:26] Sakata**
    Before he knows it, he's in his underwear
**[02:28] ---**
    and it's ten minutes before
    the school assembly.
**[02:30] Urata**
    Why the bit about him
    fighting his daughter's boyfriend?!
**[02:32] Urata**
    He's obviously going to dress normally!
**[02:34] Urata**
    He's coming in a suit. End of story.
**[02:35] Shima**
    Oh, and glasses...
**[02:37] Shima**
    Well, that's normal.
**[02:37] Urata**
    Normal is fine.
**[02:39] Sakata**
    Please! At least shades!
**[02:41] Sakata**
    At least give him shades!
**[02:42] Urata**
    No!
**[02:43] Urata**
    Principals aren't like that!
**[02:44] Urata**
    Wait, why am I getting so upset?
**[02:46] Urata**
    Fine, whatever, give him shades.
**[02:48] Senra**
    This is the principal of our dreams.
**[02:50] Urata**
    I feel like I've seen this person somewhere.
**[02:53] Voice**
    I know, right?
**[02:55] Shima**
    The principal's speaking.
**[02:56] Senra**
    Buzz cut! Katana!
**[02:57] Sakata**
    Underwear! Underwear!
**[02:59] Urata**
    That's not happening.
**[03:01] Urata**
    Isn't that person the principal?
**[03:04] Sakata**
    Dude, look at that!
**[03:06] Principal**
    Good morning, everyone.
**[03:08] Principal**
    It's been half a year since I was hired,
**[03:09] ---**
    but I'm there are still plenty of you
    who are shocked at my appearance.
**[03:13] Principal**
    I'm always shocked when I see
**[03:14] ---**
    how many students are standing
    here before me, too.
**[03:18] Principal**
    I'd like to share some
    good news with you today.
**[03:22] Principal**
    There will be no school for the next
     three weeks starting tomorrow.
**[03:26] Principal**
    Just kidding.
**[03:28] Principal**
    Our baseball team has shown
    some excellent results.
**[03:30] Shima**
    Our principal....
**[03:32] Senra**
    He's weird, huh?
**[03:33] Urata**
    He's beyond weird.
**[03:35] Sakata**
    Time to transfer again.
**[03:37] Principal**
    They've done outstanding work.
**[03:39] Principal**
    The baseball team isn't the only one that's
    working hard. You're all sparkling.
**[03:42] Principal**
    How wonderful!
**[03:44] All**
    *To be continued.*