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[00:01] Shima
    The club room...
[00:02] Shima
    A scared place into which only
    the chosen are permitted entry.
SIGN    New Club Submission Form
    
    Transfer Student Club
    
    Purpose: For a fun school life!
[00:07] [SONG] Text
    Accepted
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:09] Senra
    Finally, the Transfer Student
    Club is a formal club.
[01:12] Urata
    I never thought it'd be
    accepted as a proper club.
[01:14] Urata
    Oh, yeah. Where's Shima?
[01:16] Sakata
    I haven't seen him today.
[01:18] Senra
    Maybe he's got a cold or something?
[01:21] Urata
    He's missing out on
     the first day of the club.
SIGN    Transfer Student Club!
[01:23] Sakata
    Was this always here?
[01:25] Urata
    Please learn to use kanji...
[01:27] Senra
    Hey...
[01:28] Senra
    Wait, what the hell?!
[01:29] Senra
    Is this someone's house, or what?
[01:31] Urata
    This doesn't look anything like a classroom!
[01:33] Urata
    What's going on here—
[01:35] Senra
    Are you all right, Urata?!
[01:37] Sakata
    What's up?
[01:40] Senra
    Why is there a trap here?!
[01:41] Sakata
    Someone help me!
[01:44] Shima
    So, you've arrived.
[01:45] Senra
    Shima!
[01:47] Shima
    This is the Transfer Student Club's room.
[01:49] Urata
    What is this, a ninja house?!
[01:51] Urata
    Get us down!
[01:53] Urata
    Care to explain what this is all about?
[01:57] Sakata
    It's so warm.
[01:58] Senra
    Hey, you're well-prepared.
[01:59] Senra
    A kotatsu calls for mandarins.
[02:01] Urata
    Quit acting like you're at home, guys.
[02:03] Urata
    Why is there a kotatsu here?
[02:05] Shima
    Well, it's always been my dream
    to make a secret base like this.
[02:09] Senra
    I was wondering where you were.
[02:10] Senra
    You were renovating the club room, huh?
[02:12] Urata
    No one gave you permission.
[02:13] Sakata
    Hey, this is the game
    that came out last week!
[02:15] Shima
    What do you think?
[02:16] Shima
    We have everything from
    mobile gear to VR games.
[02:19] Urata
    Kotatsu and games...
[02:21] Urata
    That's way too indulgent.
[02:22] Senra
    Come on, don't get all mad.
[02:23] Senra
    Let's warm up and have some mandarins.
[02:25] Urata
    How did you even bring this here?
[02:28] Shima
    I spent all night moving it.
[02:29] Urata
    Don't brag about that!
[02:30] Urata
    No kotatsu, and no games!
[02:31] Urata
    Don't bring anything unless
    it's fit for a club room!
[02:34] Shima
    How about this?
[02:35] Urata
    We have no use for it.
[02:35] Shima
    What about this statue?
[02:37] Urata
    Waste of space.
[02:37] Shima
    Weeds I picked in the yard.
[02:38] Urata
    Throw it out.
[02:39] Urata
    Kitty!
[02:40] Shima
    It was walking down the hallway.
[02:41] Urata
    Give it back to the owner!
[02:44] Urata
    That should do it.
[02:46] Shima
    There's almost nothing left!
[02:47] Sakata
    The classroom's almost back to normal.
[02:49] Shima
    My dream secret base...
[02:51] Urata
    Cash on delivery, please.
SIGN    Delivery
[02:53] Shima
    And he's shipping it back!
[02:55] Urata
    What do you expect?
[02:56] Urata
    We're not allowed to bring
    any of this stuff to school.
[02:59] Senra
    It wouldn't even be funny if
    we got shut down on day one.
[03:02] Sakata
    It's fine as long as it's something
     we'd use for club activities.
[03:05] Urata
    No way, there was nothing
    in there that we could use.
[03:08] Senra
    Wait. So what does this club do, again?
[03:12] Urata
    I know!
[03:13] Urata
    What if our club activity
    is to find club activities?
[03:16] Shima
    So anything, then!
[03:18] Senra
    Maybe it's a good thing that we're so chill.
[03:20] Sakata
    I think so, too.
[03:22] Urata
    Okay, then, let's get started
    with our club activities.
[03:26] Urata
    Today's meeting is...
[03:26] Shima
    All right, let's start by gaming to
    see if that's a good club activity.
[03:30] Sakata
    Sweet!
[03:31] Senra
    I wanna play this!
[03:31] Shima
    Why don't we play this one?
[03:33] Sakata
    Nice, let's play each other.
[03:35] Urata
    Dammit, the moment I take my eyes off of you!
[03:38] Shima
    And so our Transfer Student Club was done.
[03:44] Shima
    To be continued.
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