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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:00] Sakata
    Batter number four. Me!
SIGN    Today's club! Activity  Baseball-With-Alternate-Rules Club
[01:03] Sakata
    Pitcher's nervous!
[01:05] Urata
    There's the throw!
[01:07] Shima
    Strike!
[01:09] Sakata
    God damn!
[01:11] Shima
    Next batter, me!
[01:13] Shima
    I'm going to show you with a giant home run!
[01:15] Senra
    I'll pitch this one.
[01:17] Senra
    I'm all warmed up.
[01:18] Urata
    Y-You mean you're going to do
    your special, legendary pitch?
[01:21] Sakata
    Your legendary pitcher
    Senra has a hairy chest?!
[01:25] Senra
    Please, keep it down.
[01:26] Senra
    I've been hiding the truth
    because it scares my opponents.
[01:29] Senra
    Please don't post about it on social media.
[01:31] Shima
    Who says Senra has a hairy chest?
[01:33] Senra
    My trick ball speeds to the batter
    as though crawling on the ground.
[01:36] Senra
    My ultimate, undefeatable throw!
[01:38] Shima
    Dude, all you're doing is rolling the ball!
[01:39] Shima
    I'm gonna smash it into the
    ground and make a home run!
[01:43] Senra
    My trick ball!
[01:46] Sakata
    You knocked it out of the park.
[01:49] Urata
    Hey, my umbrella!
[01:51] Shima
    No, it's fine, it just
    needs a little bending.
[01:53] Shima
    See?
[01:53] Urata
    I bought that for 100 yen!
[01:56] Urata
    I only have one!
[01:57] Urata
    What if it rains?!
[01:58] Urata
    Who cares? It was only 100 yen!
[01:59] Senra
    I hear something.
[02:00] Urata
    Who cares? It's just a vinyl umbrella!
[02:01] Sakata
    What's that noise?
[02:03] Sakata
    Oh, it's raining.
[02:03] Urata
    Okay, I'm going home before
    it really starts coming down—
[02:10] Shima
    It's pouring.
[02:11] Sakata
    We can't go home until it stops.
[02:13] Urata
    Is it ever gonna, though?
[02:15] Senra
    I borrowed an umbrella of unknown
    ownership from the staff office!
[02:19] Shima
    Nice.
[02:20] Sakata
    So, where is it?
[02:21] Senra
    Here.
[02:22] Urata
    Why did you only take one?
[02:24] Shima
    And it had to be foldable!
[02:25] Sakata
    It's better than nothing.
[02:27] Sakata
    Let's walk home with this.
[02:28] Urata
    How are we getting home
    with just one umbrella?
[02:30] Sakata
    Senra, squeeze in more.
[02:32] Senra
    I am.
[02:33] Shima
    I'm completely outside.
[02:36] Urata
    C'mon, there's no way we're
    fitting four under there.
[02:38] Shima
    All right, let's think of something else.
[02:43] Sakata
    You're too heavy.
[02:45] Senra
    Crap! Crap!
[02:47] Shima
    Get on, quick! Get on!
[02:49] Urata
    How am I supposed to get on?
[02:50] Shima
    Good things come to those who climb!
[02:53] Senra
    Just do it!
[02:55] Sakata
    I can't hold on any more...
[02:57] Urata
    That totally didn't work.
[02:59] Shima
    Wait, give us another chance,
    and we'll do better.
[03:01] Sakata
    Get off of me, already!
[03:04] Sakata
    We'll decide with rock-paper-scissors!
[03:05] Senra
    Since all four of us can't use it.
[03:06] Shima
    I never thought of that.
[03:07] Urata
    No.
[03:08] Urata
    This whole thing started 
    because my umbrella broke.
[03:11] Urata
    I get to use this one.
[03:12] Senra
    I'm the one who brought it. It's mine.
[03:14] Sakata
    We all played baseball together, though.
[03:17] Urata
    That's BS!
[03:19] Senra
    Gotcha!
[03:21] Urata
    Stop it!
[03:22] Urata
    Hey, it stopped raining.
[03:24] Sakata
    Wow, it's so sunny.
[03:26] Senra
    Cool, let's play baseball outside.
[03:28] Urata
    The actual baseball club's going to kill us.
[03:31] A
    Youth: a life to be treasured, but
    never noticed except in retrospect.
[03:36] B
    The four of us transfer
    students formed an odd club.
[03:40] C
    And before we knew it, we were
    bound by an unseen connection.
[03:45] Urata
    Buy me an umbrella on the way home.
[03:47] Sakata
    Sushi.
[03:48] Shima
    How about chicken?
[03:48] Senra
    Sushi?
[03:49] Sakata
    I like chicken, too, but...
[03:50] Urata
    Guys, are you listening to me?
[03:52] Urata
    My umbrella!
[03:53] Urata
    Well, at least it's sunny.
[03:55] Urata
    The flicker of our youth goes on.