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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
SIGN    Transfer Student Club!
[01:02] A
    I guess it's been about three months
     since we started our club.
[01:06] B
    Three months? With almost
    no sense of direction?
[01:08] C
    Hey, we've had good times, it's fine.
[01:11] Urata
    There's something here.
[01:12] Senra
    What's this?
[01:13] Urata
    I hope you guys aren't
    planning another prank.
[01:16] Shima
    No way, I've got no clue what this is!
[01:18] Shima
    There's no one inside or anything.
[01:19] Sakata
    That's suspicious.
[01:21] Sakata
    Either way, let's open it up.
[01:23] Sakata
    Is this a present?
[01:25] Urata
    A Transfer Student Club three month
    anniversary gift or something?
[01:28] Senra
    What are we, a new couple?!
[01:29] Senra
    It's a present for someone, isn't it?
[01:32] Shima
    A present?
[01:33] Urata
    Why would a present be here?
[01:34] Urata
    If it is a gift, who's it for?
[01:36] Sakata
    Me, of course.
[01:36] Shima
    No, me, obviously.
[01:37] Senra
    Me.
[01:38] Senra
    Me, me, me...
[01:39] ---
    Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
[01:43] Shima
    Wait, do the people in our class even
    know us well enough to give us a present?
[01:47] Senra
    Dot, dot, dot...
[01:49] Urata
    Let's check it out, I guess.
[01:51] Urata
    So fun.
[01:52] Urata
    So excited.
[01:54] Sakata
    And it's open.
[01:55] Sakata
    What's this?
[01:57] Sakata
    What a weird present.
[01:58] Sakata
    It's almost like a bomb.
[02:00] Sakata
    A bomb?!
[02:01] Urata
    No way.
[02:02] Sakata
    Just because there's a red
     wire and blue wire...
[02:04] Shima
    There's a countdown display
    looking thing, too.
[02:07] Urata
    That's impossible.
[02:08] Urata
    It's a bomb prank toy, obviously.
[02:09] Urata
    It's pretty heavy.
[02:13] Senra
    Treat it carefully!
[02:15] Urata
    My bad!
[02:17] Urata
    Ten minutes?
[02:19] Bomb
    Countdown initiated.
[02:21] Shima
    A countdown? It's totally a bomb!
[02:24] Bomb
    Please disconnect either the red wire
    or the blue wire within ten minutes.
[02:28] Urata
    The voice guidance really
    makes it seem like a bomb.
[02:31] Sakata
    Do we really need to cut the wires?
[02:32] Bomb
    Should you fail to cut the correct wire,
    there will be a **** within a fifty meter radius.
[02:37] Bomb
    Inaction will produce the same result.
[02:38] Urata
    I didn't hear the important part.
[02:40] Senra
    Hang on, fifty meters?
[02:42] Shima
    It talks like a legit bomb.
[02:46] Bomb
    Please cut the wire quickly.
[02:48] Urata
    It's definitely real!
[02:50] Urata
    Let's get out of the club room!
[02:51] Urata
    All our junk's in the way! We're stuck!
[02:52] A
    Let's take the front door!
[02:55] Sakata
    This one's stuck, too.
[02:57] Shima
    It's locked shut.
[02:58] Senra
    Why?
[02:59] A
    Tell me you love me.
[03:00] Sakata
    Open, open, open!
[03:01] Senra
    Open sesame!
[03:02] Urata
    Get back, you two.
[03:04] Urata
    I'll kick it open.
[03:05] Urata
    Here I go!
[03:07] Urata
    Roaming dynamite attack!
[03:10] Urata
    Shit, I think I messed up my toe.
[03:12] Sakata
    That's sad.
[03:13] Senra
    Huh? Huh?
[03:14] Shima
    Hey, come on, guys.
[03:15] Shima
    Quit messing around and open it already.
[03:18] Shima
    What's wrong?
[03:18] Senra
    I think that kick broke the door.
[03:21] Sakata
    Seriously?
[03:22] Shima
    It's because your attack name was stupid.
[03:23] Urata
    Nah, it was awesome.
[03:24] Bomb
    Please disconnect the wire
    and release the lock.
[03:28] Senra
    The fact that the door won't open...
[03:30] Shima
    Mean's we're trapped inside.
[03:32] Sakata
    We're trapped in a room
    with a bomb! We're screwed!
[03:34] Urata
    All right, I'll handle this
    with another dazzling kick!
[03:37] Sakata
    Please, no!
[03:38] Sakata
    Don't cause any more problems!
[03:39] ---
    Just chill out!
[03:41] Bomb
    Six minutes remaining.
[03:43] ---
    To be continued next time.