# Days of Urashimasakatasen
School life -- it's an experience that everyone should have, and no one should take for granted. Of course, everyone knows that the most enviable way to spend high school is as the most popular person in class.
Transfer student Urata has decided that his high school debut will be brilliant, and as he reaches nervously for the door -- it happens. In his way stand fellow high school students Shima, Sakata, and Senra! Are they enemies? Allies? Or something else entirely?!
This heart-pounding transfer school youth story is about to begin!
# Season 1
# 1 - Untitled
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**[00:01] Guy**
*"Transfer student"...*
**[00:02] Guy**
*The sweet sound of that term that*
**[00:04] ---**
* everyone admires means the arrival*
* of the star who's arrived late.*
**[00:07] Guy**
* And today, I'm going to make my*
* debut as the transfer student*
**[00:10] ---**
*everyone wants to be.*
***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:14] Bg**
Hey!
**[01:15] Guy**
* The most important thing about debuting*
* as a transfer student is my introduction.*
**[01:18] Guy**
* Depending on if I'm able to grasp*
* the hearts of my classmates*
**[01:19] ---**
* or not will determine my position*
* in this class from now on.*
**[01:21] Guy**
* Everything depends on this*
* first intro. I've got this!*
**[01:23] Guy**
Hey, I'm joining this class
starting today. The name's Urata.
***SIGN*** Urata
**[01:26] Guy**
I ended up having to move because of my
family and transferred to this school...
**[01:30] Ura**
*Why did I give such a boring introduction?!*
**[01:33] Ura**
*Everyone's staring!*
**[01:35] Ura**
* This isn't how I imagined*
* my high school debut!*
**[01:37] ---**
*It was more...*
***SIGN*** U
***SIGN*** Ra
***SIGN*** Ta
**[01:38] Bg**
Wasshoi!
**[01:39] Ura**
*...like this!*
**[01:40] Ura**
* I wanted to experience a school life*
* where I came in as a transfer student and*
**[01:43] ---**
* rose up the ranks to become*
* the popular kid...*
**[01:46] Ura**
*What the?*
**[01:47] Saka**
I'm mwate, I'm mwate!
**[01:48] Ura**
*The most cliche late dude just arrived?!*
**[01:50] Saka**
Goof morming!
**[01:51] Ura**
Ow!
**[01:53] Saka**
I'm Sakata! Nice to meet ya!
***SIGN*** Sakata
**[01:56] Ura**
Uh, are you a transfer student?
**[01:58] Saka**
Hey, you, too?
**[01:59] Saka**
Whoops. I was in the middle
of eating breakfast.
**[02:03] Saka**
Want some?
**[02:04] Ura**
No!
**[02:06] Ura**
I was in the middle of my introduction.
**[02:07] Ura**
Uh, can I continue?
**[02:09] Shima**
Hold it right there!
**[02:11] Saka**
What the?
**[02:12] Ura**
There was a voice from above?
**[02:13] Shima**
H-Hold it! Hold it!
**[02:15] Ura**
Yeah, we're waiting.
**[02:16] Saka**
Yup.
**[02:18] Shima**
Just hang on a bit longer!
**[02:20] ---**
Huh? This is weird.
**[02:21] Shima**
This all went fine when I practiced it!
**[02:23] Saka**
You ready yet? We're waiting.
**[02:25] Ura**
We can hear you.
**[02:26] ---**
We can hear your inner
voice in full panic mode.
**[02:27] Shima**
I'll just have to climb down... Oh, shit!
**[02:31] Shima**
Hya-ha! The name's Shima and I just
transferred to this class today!
***SIGN*** Shima
**[02:35] Shima**
Nice to meet ya!
**[02:36] Ura**
Wait. This is an overload of information.
**[02:38] Saka**
What the heck? Did you plan all this yourself?
**[02:40] Shima**
I was so anxious that I got here before
the date changed to today and prepared.
**[02:44] Ura**
Uh, what's with all the transfer students?!
**[02:46] Saka**
Yeah. I never heard of three
students transferring in at once.
**[02:49] Shima**
Yeah, there probably won't be any more.
**[02:51] Senra**
Hold it right there.
**[02:53] Senra**
You guys transfer students?
**[02:55] Shima**
H-He must be the boss!
**[02:56] ---**
He's sitting right smack dab in the middle!
**[02:58] Saka**
He's the guy who gets pissed
off at all the smug newbies!
**[03:00] Ura**
This sucks!
**[03:02] ---**
I wasn't expecting to run into
him on the first day of school!
**[03:04] Ura**
This is all because you
two caused such a ruckus!
**[03:06] Saka**
Wait, that wasn't me. It was him.
**[03:08] Shima**
This was totally normal at my old school!
**[03:11] Senra**
I guess I'll have to give
you a proper greeting, then.
**[03:14] All**
What?!
**[03:15] Senra**
I'm Senra! I'm a transfer student, too.
***SIGN*** Senra
**[03:18] Ura**
Wait, you, too?!
**[03:20] Senra**
It's not every day that you see a transfer
student already sitting at a desk, right?
**[03:24] Senra**
I got to class early and
they let me sit down.
**[03:26] Shima**
Yeah, that idea definitely
never crossed my mind.
**[03:28] Saka**
You sure are weird.
**[03:30] Ura**
You two seriously have no right to talk.
**[03:32] Ura**
More importantly, how the heck are there
four transfer students in one class?!
**[03:34] ---**
That's way too many!
**[03:35] Senra**
That just makes it way more fun.
Looking forward to hanging out with you guys.
**[03:38] Saka**
Likewise!
**[03:40] Senra**
Oh, I guess homeroom is over.
**[03:42] Senra**
Guess I'll go back to my seat.
**[03:44] Saka**
I wonder where my seat is.
**[03:44] Shima**
I call dibs on the seat in the very back!
**[03:49] Ura**
*H-Homeroom's over?!*
**[03:50] ---**
* Wh-What about my debut as*
* a high school student?!*
**[03:52] Ura**
* And so my plan for my new life*
* as a high school student*
**[03:55] ---**
* crumbled away at the presence of three other*
* students who stood out way more than me.*
**[03:58] All**
To be continued!
# 2 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Sakata**
*School clubs:*
**[00:01] Sakata**
* a page from the book of every*
* student's priceless youth,*
**[00:04] Sakata**
*where they all get to shine together.*
***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:06] Shima**
Wow.
**[01:07] Shima**
There's actually a classroom nobody's using.
**[01:10] Senra**
Since it's on the top floor,
they said there was no use for it.
**[01:14] Urata**
Why were we all called here, anyway?
**[01:16] Senra**
Right? The guy who called us
out isn't even here.
**[01:18] Sakata**
Hey, transfer students!
**[01:20] Urata**
You're a transfer student, too.
**[01:22] Senra**
So, what's up?
**[01:23] Sakata**
Now, just calm down.
**[01:24] Sakata**
I have a reason for asking
you all here today.
**[01:28] Sakata**
Do you not realize what I'm about to say?
**[01:30] Shima**
Well, we're meeting in a
classroom after school, so...
**[01:32] Shima**
a battle royale?
**[01:33] Sakata**
No! It's nothing that bloody!
**[01:35] Sakata**
Did you know this school has a rule
that every student must join a club?
**[01:40] Senra**
Yeah, our homeroom teacher mentioned it.
**[01:42] Shima**
For real?
**[01:43] Urata**
Sports or the arts...
**[01:43] Senra**
I wanna join an easy one.
**[01:44] Urata**
Which one should I join?
**[01:45] Sakata**
You fools!
**[01:46] Sakata**
Don't get ahead of yourselves
while I'm still talking!
**[01:49] Urata**
Ow! Why'd you only hit me?!
**[01:51] Sakata**
Most clubs are already at a point where
they don't want any more newbies.
**[01:54] Sakata**
It'll be pretty tough to join any of them.
**[01:57] Urata**
Plus, we're transfer students...
**[01:58] Sakata**
So, I had a great idea!
**[02:00] Sakata**
Let's start a new club of our own!
**[02:03] Shima**
A new club?
**[02:04] Senra**
Why us? All we have in common is
that we're transfer students.
**[02:08] Sakata**
I'll ask you this, then!
**[02:09] Sakata**
Do we have any friends
in our class right now?
**[02:12] Sakata**
Do we?!
**[02:16] Urata**
* Everyone's avoiding me because*
* of that mess earlier!*
**[02:17] Urata**
*My first day, and I'm already out of place!*
**[02:19] Shima**
So if we have no friends in class,
**[02:21] Shima**
we have no connections to any clubs, either.
**[02:24] Sakata**
Exactly! So the fastest way
is to start our own club!
**[02:28] Senra**
I guess we'll have to, then.
**[02:30] Shima**
We might as well hang out together
as four outsider transfer students.
***SIGN*** Sakata
**[02:35] Sakata**
Okay, once again...
**[02:36] Sakata**
I'm Sakata!
**[02:37] Sakata**
I've never used the shoe lockers!
***SIGN*** Senra
**[02:38] Senra**
What's with that introduction?
**[02:40] Senra**
I'm Senra. Despite my looks,
I have thick body hair.
***SIGN*** Shima
**[02:43] Shima**
I'm Shima. From a family of four.
**[02:45] Shima**
I sit down to pee.
**[02:46] Urata**
I'm Urata.
***SIGN*** Urata
**[02:48] Urata**
Between cats and dogs, I prefer cats.
**[02:50] Urata**
So, what kind of club are we starting?
**[02:53] Sakata**
A club for transfer students!
**[02:55] Sakata**
I call it the Transfer Student Club!
***SIGN*** Transfer Studient Club
**[02:58] Shima**
That's the most obvious name!
**[02:59] Urata**
I think he wrote it wrong...
**[03:01] Senra**
Who's gonna be the president?
**[03:02] Sakata**
I've already decided that.
**[03:03] Sakata**
The one who comes last in
the alphabetical order will be president!
***SIGN*** Urata Sakata Shima Senra
**[03:06] Urata**
Huh? So I'm president?
**[03:09] Shima**
Works for me!
**[03:10] Urata**
I vehemently object!
**[03:11] Sakata**
You've got s presidential air about you.
**[03:14] Urata**
What? I do? I seem like one?
**[03:16] Urata**
I have the aura of someone who could
reach the top of the whole school?
**[03:20] Shima**
I wouldn't go that far.
**[03:22] Sakata**
So we've got our president! Which means...
**[03:24] Sakata**
The Transfer Student Club
has been established!
**[03:26] All**
Yeah!
**[03:27] Sakata**
Wow, this feels like such a youthful thing!
**[03:29] Urata**
S-So, what does the Transfer
Student Club do, anyway?
**[03:33] Sakata**
Well...
***SIGN*** Transfer Studient Club
**[03:35] Sakata**
We'll decide that next week!
***SIGN*** Transfer Student Club
**[03:37] Urata**
He ran away!
**[03:37] All**
Wait!
**[03:39] Sakata**
* And that's how our priceless club,*
* the Transfer Student Club, was formed.*
**[03:44] All**
To be continued!
# 3 - Untitled
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**[00:01] Shima**
*The club room...*
**[00:02] Shima**
* A scared place into which only*
* the chosen are permitted entry.*
***SIGN*** New Club Submission Form
Transfer Student Club
Purpose: For a fun school life!
**[00:07] [SONG] Text**
Accepted
***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:09] Senra**
Finally, the Transfer Student
Club is a formal club.
**[01:12] Urata**
I never thought it'd be
accepted as a proper club.
**[01:14] Urata**
Oh, yeah. Where's Shima?
**[01:16] Sakata**
I haven't seen him today.
**[01:18] Senra**
Maybe he's got a cold or something?
**[01:21] Urata**
He's missing out on
the first day of the club.
***SIGN*** Transfer Student Club!
**[01:23] Sakata**
Was this always here?
**[01:25] Urata**
Please learn to use kanji...
**[01:27] Senra**
Hey...
**[01:28] Senra**
Wait, what the hell?!
**[01:29] Senra**
Is this someone's house, or what?
**[01:31] Urata**
This doesn't look anything like a classroom!
**[01:33] Urata**
What's going on here—
**[01:35] Senra**
Are you all right, Urata?!
**[01:37] Sakata**
What's up?
**[01:40] Senra**
Why is there a trap here?!
**[01:41] Sakata**
Someone help me!
**[01:44] Shima**
So, you've arrived.
**[01:45] Senra**
Shima!
**[01:47] Shima**
This is the Transfer Student Club's room.
**[01:49] Urata**
What is this, a ninja house?!
**[01:51] Urata**
Get us down!
**[01:53] Urata**
Care to explain what this is all about?
**[01:57] Sakata**
It's so warm.
**[01:58] Senra**
Hey, you're well-prepared.
**[01:59] Senra**
A kotatsu calls for mandarins.
**[02:01] Urata**
Quit acting like you're at home, guys.
**[02:03] Urata**
Why is there a kotatsu here?
**[02:05] Shima**
Well, it's always been my dream
to make a secret base like this.
**[02:09] Senra**
I was wondering where you were.
**[02:10] Senra**
You were renovating the club room, huh?
**[02:12] Urata**
No one gave you permission.
**[02:13] Sakata**
Hey, this is the game
that came out last week!
**[02:15] Shima**
What do you think?
**[02:16] Shima**
We have everything from
mobile gear to VR games.
**[02:19] Urata**
Kotatsu and games...
**[02:21] Urata**
That's way too indulgent.
**[02:22] Senra**
Come on, don't get all mad.
**[02:23] Senra**
Let's warm up and have some mandarins.
**[02:25] Urata**
How did you even bring this here?
**[02:28] Shima**
I spent all night moving it.
**[02:29] Urata**
Don't brag about that!
**[02:30] Urata**
No kotatsu, and no games!
**[02:31] Urata**
Don't bring anything unless
it's fit for a club room!
**[02:34] Shima**
How about this?
**[02:35] Urata**
We have no use for it.
**[02:35] Shima**
What about this statue?
**[02:37] Urata**
Waste of space.
**[02:37] Shima**
Weeds I picked in the yard.
**[02:38] Urata**
Throw it out.
**[02:39] Urata**
Kitty!
**[02:40] Shima**
It was walking down the hallway.
**[02:41] Urata**
Give it back to the owner!
**[02:44] Urata**
That should do it.
**[02:46] Shima**
There's almost nothing left!
**[02:47] Sakata**
The classroom's almost back to normal.
**[02:49] Shima**
My dream secret base...
**[02:51] Urata**
Cash on delivery, please.
***SIGN*** Delivery
**[02:53] Shima**
And he's shipping it back!
**[02:55] Urata**
What do you expect?
**[02:56] Urata**
We're not allowed to bring
any of this stuff to school.
**[02:59] Senra**
It wouldn't even be funny if
we got shut down on day one.
**[03:02] Sakata**
It's fine as long as it's something
we'd use for club activities.
**[03:05] Urata**
No way, there was nothing
in there that we could use.
**[03:08] Senra**
Wait. So what does this club do, again?
**[03:12] Urata**
I know!
**[03:13] Urata**
What if our club activity
is to find club activities?
**[03:16] Shima**
So anything, then!
**[03:18] Senra**
Maybe it's a good thing that we're so chill.
**[03:20] Sakata**
I think so, too.
**[03:22] Urata**
Okay, then, let's get started
with our club activities.
**[03:26] Urata**
Today's meeting is...
**[03:26] Shima**
All right, let's start by gaming to
see if that's a good club activity.
**[03:30] Sakata**
Sweet!
**[03:31] Senra**
I wanna play this!
**[03:31] Shima**
Why don't we play this one?
**[03:33] Sakata**
Nice, let's play each other.
**[03:35] Urata**
Dammit, the moment I take my eyes off of you!
**[03:38] Shima**
*And so our Transfer Student Club was done.*
**[03:44] Shima**
To be continued.
**[03:45] ---**
# 4 - Untitled
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**[00:03] Senra**
*Tako party. A banquet of octopus.*
**[00:05] Senra**
* Many gather to toast to*
* the mesmerizing red tentacles.*
***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:10] Shiam**
Hey, where's Senra?
**[01:11] Urata**
I heard he's already in the club room.
**[01:14] Sakata**
Is that pollen?
**[01:15] Sakata**
My nose is itchy.
**[01:17] Shima**
Dude, there's smoke coming
out of the club room!
**[01:20] Urata**
Is that a fire?!
**[01:21] Urata**
Wait, Senra's still inside!
**[01:23] Urata**
Are you okay?!
**[01:25] Urata**
There's so much smoke!
**[01:26] Sakata**
Although...
**[01:28] Sakata**
It smells so good!
**[01:29] Senra**
Welcome!
**[01:30] Urata**
Takoyaki?!
**[01:32] Urata**
So...
**[01:32] Senra**
I brought a takoyaki kit from home.
**[01:35] Sakata**
It looks so good.
**[01:35] Urata**
No one said you could bring that in here...
**[01:38] Senra**
We're having a tako party today
to get to know each other better.
**[01:42] Urata**
Is that the thing I've heard party people do?
**[01:44] Senra**
I've always wanted to try it with you guys.
**[01:46] Senra**
Tell me what you think of my takoyaki.
**[01:48] Urata**
Thank you!
**[01:51] Sakata**
This texture...
**[01:52] Sakata**
It's firm...
**[01:53] Sakata**
Wait, it's not octopus, it's squid!
**[01:55] Urata**
It's a tako party, and
the filling isn't octopus.
**[01:57] Senra**
That's right.
**[01:58] Senra**
These aren't just ordinary takoyaki...
They're dark takoyaki!
**[02:00] Sakata**
Dark takoyaki, you say?!
**[02:02] Senra**
Yeah.
**[02:02] Senra**
There's octopus in only one of them.
**[02:04] Shima**
That's not actually takoyaki, then!
**[02:06] Senra**
Let the dark games begin.
**[02:09] Sakata**
Only one of us will have the winning dish.
**[02:12] Shima**
I don't want to lose!
**[02:14] Urata**
I'm going to get the proper takoyaki.
**[02:16] Senra**
You're all so serious.
**[02:17] Senra**
I don't know which one's
the right one, either.
**[02:19] Senra**
So I'll have to choose carefully, myself.
**[02:21] Sakata**
*The scent...*
**[02:22] Sakata**
*Man, it smells so good.*
**[02:24] Sakata**
*But I have no idea.*
**[02:25] Shima**
*They don't look any different, either.*
**[02:27] Urata**
* Which means there's only a right*
* answer and a wrong answer.*
**[02:30] Sakata**
*Obviously.*
**[02:31] Urata**
*Wait, you can read my mind?!*
**[02:33] Urata**
*Can you hear me?*
**[02:34] Urata**
*I'm speaking to your mind right now.*
**[02:37] Shima**
*Shut up!*
**[02:38] Shima**
*I'm trying to choose right now.*
**[02:40] Urata**
*Was my mind leaking this whole time?!*
**[02:42] Sakata**
*Dammit, which one should I choose?*
**[02:44] Sakata**
* Hang on, you all heard what*
* I was thinking this whole time?*
**[02:47] Sakata**
* Have you all been acting*
* like you never noticed?!*
**[02:50] Senra**
*Everyone's taking this so seriously.*
**[02:52] Senra**
* There's actually only one miss.*
* The rest are all delicious octopus.*
**[02:56] Urata**
All rgiht, this is the one!
**[02:58] Urata**
Yum! I win!
**[03:01] Sakata**
Wait, mine's takoyaki, too.
**[03:03] Shima**
No way! Mine, too.
**[03:04] Shima**
Which means...
**[03:06] Urata**
What's in the losing one?
**[03:08] Senra**
Mint gum.
**[03:10] Senra**
Cheers!
**[03:11] Senra**
Looks like we've gotten closer now.
**[03:14] Sakata**
Why don't we take a picture together?
**[03:16] Urata**
Nice.
**[03:16] Urata**
Let's use mine, then.
**[03:18] Senra**
How do you want to pose?
**[03:19] Shima**
How about with cheekfuls of takoyaki?
**[03:21] Urata**
What kind of weird group photo is that?
**[03:24] Urata**
All right, it's ready.
**[03:26] Urata**
Ten, nine...
**[03:27] Sakata**
Eight...
**[03:28] Shima**
Seven...
**[03:29] Senra**
Six...
**[03:30] Urata**
Five... Ack!
**[03:31] Sakata**
Are you all right?
**[03:33] Sakata**
Hot!
**[03:33] Sakata**
Watch it!
**[03:35] Senra**
Hey, this one's half-done.
**[03:37] Senra**
* The Transfer Student Club,*
* which got to know each other better*
**[03:41] ---**
* through the tako party,*
* will continue their feast.*
**[03:44] Senra**
*To be continued!*
# 5 - Untitled
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**[00:00] Urata**
This is so bad! Come on!
**[00:02] Urata**
You can't even see me.
**[00:04] Senra**
I like it. You're like
an unidentified creature.
**[00:07] Urata**
Who are you calling a cryptid?!
**[00:08] Urata**
Let's take another picture.
**[00:10] Sakata**
You've been pretty quiet, Shima. What's up?
**[00:12] Shima**
I was wondering...
Why isn't there anyone in class?
***SIGN*** 9:00 Assemble in gymnasium
**[00:15] Urata**
It's a school assembly today!
***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:17] Urata**
*There are two kinds of people in the world.*
**[01:20] Urata**
* Those who listen to the principal*
* in the morning greeting,*
**[01:23] Sakata**
*and those who don't listen to the principal.*
**[01:26] Senra**
* Which kind are you viewers*
* on the other side of the screen?*
**[01:29] Urata**
Thank goodness we made it.
**[01:31] Senra**
Come to think of it, I've never
seen the principal before.
**[01:33] Urata**
Oh, yeah. I wonder what he's like.
**[01:36] Shima**
I heard he's a weird old guy
who was hired just recently.
**[01:39] Senra**
A weird old guy, huh?
**[01:40] Senra**
I'm curious.
**[01:41] Sakata**
His hairstyle's probably something like this.
***SIGN*** Dress-up
**[01:43] Sakata**
That's how most principals do their hair.
**[01:45] Senra**
Apparently he's weird, so maybe he's got
a buzz cut and walks around with a katana.
**[01:49] Urata**
That's beyond weird!
**[01:51] Urata**
Go back to something
a little more normal!
**[01:53] Shima**
How about an all-back, then?
**[01:54] Urata**
And a suit or something, I guess.
***SIGN*** The* Principal
**[01:57] Sakata**
That's too stereotypical.
**[01:59] Sakata**
Let's give him a twist.
**[02:00] Urata**
Why does he need a twist?!
**[02:02] Shima**
He might wear an animal suit
to try to be memorable.
***SIGN*** The* Principal 2
**[02:05] Senra**
Maybe he's a no-clothes who just wears undies.
**[02:07] Urata**
What the hell is the *no-clothes*?
**[02:08] Urata**
Don't come to school like that!
**[02:09] Senra**
I mean, he's probably hungover.
**[02:12] Shima**
He drinks too hard on the night before
**[02:13] ---**
and comes to school piss-drunk.
**[02:15] Shima**
As a single father,
he raised his lone daughter,
**[02:17] ---**
and now she has a boyfriend.
**[02:19] Senra**
But her boyfriend turns out to be cheating.
**[02:23] Shima**
Her father loses his temper!
**[02:24] Shima**
The gong sounds!
**[02:25] Senra**
Clang!
**[02:26] Sakata**
Before he knows it, he's in his underwear
**[02:28] ---**
and it's ten minutes before
the school assembly.
**[02:30] Urata**
Why the bit about him
fighting his daughter's boyfriend?!
**[02:32] Urata**
He's obviously going to dress normally!
**[02:34] Urata**
He's coming in a suit. End of story.
**[02:35] Shima**
Oh, and glasses...
**[02:37] Shima**
Well, that's normal.
**[02:37] Urata**
Normal is fine.
**[02:39] Sakata**
Please! At least shades!
**[02:41] Sakata**
At least give him shades!
**[02:42] Urata**
No!
**[02:43] Urata**
Principals aren't like that!
**[02:44] Urata**
Wait, why am I getting so upset?
**[02:46] Urata**
Fine, whatever, give him shades.
**[02:48] Senra**
This is the principal of our dreams.
**[02:50] Urata**
I feel like I've seen this person somewhere.
**[02:53] Voice**
I know, right?
**[02:55] Shima**
The principal's speaking.
**[02:56] Senra**
Buzz cut! Katana!
**[02:57] Sakata**
Underwear! Underwear!
**[02:59] Urata**
That's not happening.
**[03:01] Urata**
Isn't that person the principal?
**[03:04] Sakata**
Dude, look at that!
**[03:06] Principal**
Good morning, everyone.
**[03:08] Principal**
It's been half a year since I was hired,
**[03:09] ---**
but I'm there are still plenty of you
who are shocked at my appearance.
**[03:13] Principal**
I'm always shocked when I see
**[03:14] ---**
how many students are standing
here before me, too.
**[03:18] Principal**
I'd like to share some
good news with you today.
**[03:22] Principal**
There will be no school for the next
three weeks starting tomorrow.
**[03:26] Principal**
Just kidding.
**[03:28] Principal**
Our baseball team has shown
some excellent results.
**[03:30] Shima**
Our principal....
**[03:32] Senra**
He's weird, huh?
**[03:33] Urata**
He's beyond weird.
**[03:35] Sakata**
Time to transfer again.
**[03:37] Principal**
They've done outstanding work.
**[03:39] Principal**
The baseball team isn't the only one that's
working hard. You're all sparkling.
**[03:42] Principal**
How wonderful!
**[03:44] All**
*To be continued.*
# 6 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:02] Teach**
This next part might show up on
a test so pay attention.
**[01:09] Brown**
*Ugh, I have no idea.*
**[01:10] ---**
*This is way harder than my last school.*
**[01:12] Brown**
* I'm gonna get left behind*
* if I let my guard down.*
**[01:15] Brown**
* Academics: the whole purpose*
* of being a student.*
**[01:18] Brown**
* Not only does studying daily make*
* you smarter, it also strengthens your...*
***SIGN*** Arithmetic
**[01:25] Brown**
*He's actually asleep!*
**[01:27] Brown**
* I'm not letting you copy my*
* homework later even if you ask!*
**[01:30] Teach**
And then...
**[01:33] Brown**
*Man, he's loud, though.*
**[01:35] Teach**
Let's have Sakata-kun read the next section.
**[01:39] Brown**
Hey, wake up. He's going
to realize you're sleeping.
**[01:41] Teach**
Actually, let's have him read the next page.
**[01:44] Brown**
*Safe.*
**[01:45] Brown**
* Not to mention, that's*
* not even the right book!*
***SIGN*** Arithmetic
**[01:47] Brown**
* He's definitely going to*
* get caught at any second.*
**[01:50] Brown**
*At this rate...*
**[01:51] Brown**
* Special Technique: Wake Him*
* With the Smell of Bento!*
**[01:54] Brown**
*Did it work?*
**[01:55] Red**
I ate that yesterday.
**[01:57] Brown**
*Is he actually asleep?*
**[01:58] Teach**
Urata-kun.
**[02:00] Teach**
It's not quite time for lunch yet.
**[02:05] Brown**
* Thank goodness this teacher's*
* not that scary—*
**[02:07] ---**
*Wait! I got laughed at because of you.*
**[02:09] Brown**
*Now I'm definitely going to wake you up!*
**[02:11] Brown**
*Dude, he's like fast asleep!*
**[02:13] ---**
* Where the heck was he*
* hiding that fancy pillow?*
**[02:16] Brown**
*Damn it. Who do you think you are?*
**[02:17] ---**
*I know. I'll snatch his pillow from him.*
**[02:20] Brown**
* I just need to do it quietly so the*
* teacher doesn't notice... Got it!*
**[02:23] Brown**
* I'm gonna wake you from your*
* peaceful slumber like this!*
**[02:25] Brown**
*Wait, how does that even work?!*
**[02:27] Blonde**
To think the same exact things I learned
at my last school would come up now.
**[02:31] Blonde**
The next test's gonna be a breeze.
**[02:33] Blonde**
Apparently he's not worried, either.
**[02:36] Brown**
* Next, I'm gonna use this nose*
* hook and force him awake!*
**[02:39] Brown**
*Wait, where's his nose?*
**[02:41] ---**
*What the hell?*
**[02:43] Teach**
Next, let's have Urata-kun...
**[02:45] Brown**
Yes, sir!
**[02:47] Brown**
*Ugh, at this rate, class is gonna end.*
**[02:49] Brown**
*Isn't there something I can do?*
**[02:53] Brown**
*This is the only way left...*
**[02:55] Brown**
*If all else fails, take that! Eraser attack!*
**[02:58] Red**
That's not a chikuwa!
**[03:00] Blonde**
Ow! What the hell, dude?
**[03:01] Purple**
Hey! Quit doing that during class!
**[03:03] Red**
What the heck?
**[03:04] ---**
Come on, guys. Pay attention in class.
**[03:06] Brown**
Like you can talk!
**[03:06] Teach**
Gentlemen...
**[03:08] Teach**
Is my class so fun that you're
causing that much of a ruckus?
**[03:11] Teach**
Dear me, you have some nerve
to misbehave in *my* class.
**[03:20] Brown**
How old-fahioned can you get, having me
hold buckets out in the hallway...
**[03:23] ---**
Wait, why is it just me?!
**[03:25] Red**
The bell just rang.
**[03:26] Pruple**
Good work.
**[03:27] Blonde**
The buckets are a good luck
on you. I'm gonna snap a pic.
**[03:30] Blonde**
Okay, let's go to the club room.
**[03:32] Guy**
Okay.
**[03:33] Brown**
Wait! One of you switch with me!
**[03:35] Brown**
Oh, no! It's gonna spill!
**[03:37] Some**
What the heck, man?
**[03:38] Teach**
Looks like all the transfer students
are getting along now.
**[03:41] Teach**
Wait, what's this? The screen is suddenly—
**[03:44] Guys**
*To be continued!*
**[03:45] ---**
# 7 - Untitled
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**[00:04] Senra**
Urata and Sakata are no-shows.
**[00:06] Senra**
I think I'll head out.
**[00:08] Shima**
They might be surprised
if we don't tell them.
**[00:11] Senra**
That's true.
**[00:12] Senra**
I know!
**[00:13] Senra**
Our club activity today is an epic prank!
***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
***SIGN*** Prank
**[01:15] Senra**
*The prank: deception in the name of mischief.*
**[01:18] Shima**
*Don't try this at home.*
**[01:21] Shima**
This is what we'll be using.
**[01:23] Shima**
An ordinary cardboard box.
**[01:25] Senra**
Are you sure about this? It's so valuable.
**[01:27] Shima**
What are you talking about?
**[01:28] Senra**
This is the cardboard box your
owner found you in in the rain.
**[01:32] [SONG] Text**
Please adopt me
**[01:32] Shima**
I'm not an abandoned squirrel!
**[01:35] Shima**
So anyway, I'm going to
hide in this cardboard box.
**[01:37] Senra**
Okay.
**[01:38] Shima**
And when the two arrive...
**[01:39] Senra**
When they arrive...
**[01:40] Shima**
I'll jump out and scare them.
**[01:41] Senra**
I see.
**[01:42] Senra**
Seems pretty lame, but it works.
**[01:44] Shima**
What have you come up with, then, Senra?
***SIGN*** Quick Drying
Superglue
**[01:47] Senra**
I'm using this.
**[01:49] Senra**
First, we lather the chair with this glue.
**[01:53] Senra**
Then, when those two find the box,
open it, and are all, "What the heck?!"
**[01:58] Senra**
And then they can't get off the chair!
**[02:00] Senra**
Their butts are docked to the chairs!
***SIGN*** Prank
successful!
**[02:03] Shima**
Squadsman Senra, I suspect we'll be treated
to the sight of them struggling pathetically!
**[02:07] Senra**
Yes, Squadsman Shima, let us
begin preparing for the prank.
**[02:11] Shima**
I shall now enter the box.
**[02:13] Senra**
He, they'll get suspicious
if the box is bulging.
**[02:16] Senra**
Fold yourself better into
the box's shape.
**[02:18] Shima**
Ow! Ow!
**[02:20] Senra**
And then we close it with duct tape.
**[02:22] Shima**
Wait, but then I can't get out.
**[02:23] Senra**
It's gotta be realistic.
**[02:25] Senra**
They'll get suspicious if it's open.
**[02:27] Shima**
Done?
**[02:28] Senra**
It's perfect.
**[02:30] Senra**
It's like the box is talking.
**[02:31] Shima**
Now I just need to lay on the glue.
**[02:33] Sakata**
Man...
**[02:33] Urata**
I can't believe we got called
up about our exam grades.
**[02:37] Shima**
They're here?!
**[02:37] Senra**
Oh, oh no!
**[02:39] Sakata**
Hey.
**[02:40] Urata**
What's up?
**[02:42] Senra**
It's Sakata.
**[02:43] Urata**
What's up?
**[02:44] Senra**
Oh, nothing.
**[02:45] Urata**
You sure?
**[02:46] Urata**
It looks like you're trying to hide
something because someone came along.
**[02:51] Senra**
*He's weirdly observant.*
**[02:52] Sakata**
Oh yeah, is Shima still not here?
**[02:54] Senra**
Shima just left saying he found a cat
that looked just like a tsuchinoko.
**[02:58] Urata**
Say what? I want to see that!
**[02:59] Sakata**
Let's go find it!
**[03:01] Senra**
That was close.
**[03:02] Shima**
This is a failure!
**[03:04] Shima**
I want out of the box!
**[03:05] Senra**
Yeah...
**[03:07] Senra**
Well, we'll get 'em next time.
**[03:08] Senra**
I guess...
**[03:09] Shima**
What's wrong?! Senra!
**[03:11] Senra**
I'm stepping in the glue.
**[03:14] Senra**
It got all over the floor,
and I'm standing in it.
**[03:15] Shima**
Which means...
**[03:16] Senra**
I can't move my feet.
**[03:18] Shima**
You're kidding!
**[03:19] Shima**
How am I supposed to get out of here?!
**[03:21] Senra**
I know, I just need to call them and...
**[03:29] Urata**
Hey, we found it.
**[03:30] Sakata**
Man, we actually found a cat
that looks like a tsuchinoko.
**[03:33] Sakata**
It's a tsuchineko!
**[03:33] Senra**
Wow, that's pretty cool...
**[03:38] Sakata**
What's going on here?
**[03:43] Sakata**
*To be continued!*
# 8 - Untitled
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**[00:00] A**
*I want to touch you.*
**[00:01] A**
*But it can't be.*
**[00:03] A**
*An absolute taboo.*
**[00:05] A**
*We call such a thing a "promise."*
***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:10] Sakata**
Look at him, sound asleep.
**[01:12] Sakata**
Boys, now's our chance.
**[01:14] Shima**
Mweeheehee.
**[01:17] Shima**
Why'd you call us so early
in the morning, Sakata?
**[01:20] Senra**
And why just the three of us?
**[01:22] Sakata**
Stay awake, Senra!
**[01:24] Sakata**
Let's get to business.
**[01:26] Sakata**
Is there something about
Urata that bothers you?
**[01:28] Shima**
You don't mean...
**[01:29] Senra**
The animal on his shoulder?
**[01:30] Sakata**
That's right.
**[01:31] Sakata**
I've never seen it leave Urata's side.
**[01:34] Sakata**
What is it? I want to know.
**[01:36] Sakata**
But...
**[01:37] Sakata**
Even when I asked him, he'd only
turn away, looking guilty.
**[01:40] (Flashback) Sakata**
What's up with that pensive look?
**[01:42] (Flashback) Sakata**
Is something going on? Hey!
**[01:43] Sakata**
The time has come for us
to discover the truth!
**[01:48] Sakata**
He's taking a nice nap.
**[01:50] Sakata**
Ready, boys?
**[01:51] Senra**
Yeah.
**[01:53] Sakata**
Let's do this quietly.
**[01:55] Sakata**
Wh-What the?!
**[01:57] Urata**
Can't you see that Urata-kun is asleep?
**[02:00] Sakata**
That's not Urata's voice!
**[02:02] Urata**
I've taken control of Urata-kun's body.
**[02:04] Urata**
My name is Yamadanuki.
**[02:06] Shima**
Yamadanuki?!
**[02:07] Urata**
That's right.
**[02:08] Urata**
I love Urata-kun.
**[02:09] Urata**
I've protected him ever since he was little.
**[02:11] Shima**
Why's a tanuki bonded to Urata?
**[02:13] Urata**
How dare you say Urata-kun's
name with such disrespect!
**[02:16] Shima**
Stop zapping me! You're
going to fix my bad back!
**[02:19] Urata**
How dare you attack Urata-kun in his sleep!
**[02:20] Urata**
I've no intention of forgiving you
for what you've done to him.
**[02:24] Senra**
What we've done to him?
We haven't done anything!
**[02:26] Urata**
Don't talk back to me!
**[02:28] Urata**
I don't like you! Take this!
**[02:31] Senra**
Why?!
**[02:32] Sakata**
What are your demands?
**[02:34] Urata**
Let's see...
**[02:35] Urata**
You may atone by becoming
Urata-kun's servants.
**[02:37] Shima**
Servants, you say?
**[02:39] Senra**
We shall serve him.
**[02:42] Sakata**
And so we became his servants.
**[02:45] Urata**
Well done.
**[02:46] Senra**
If only he didn't look like Urata...
**[02:49] Urata**
Now, Shima, you will buy yakisoba bread
at the cafeteria within three minutes.
**[02:54] Shima**
Why are we doing this?
**[02:56] Shima**
And where has Urata gone?
**[02:58] Urata**
Urata-kun is right here.
**[03:00] Urata**
Oh, I guess this *was* me.
**[03:02] Shima**
He spoke with Urata's voice!
**[03:03] Urata**
I had no idea what's going on,
so I've just been watching.
**[03:06] Urata**
Wait, does that mean I've swapped
bodies with Yamadanuki?!
**[03:08] Senra**
You didn't realize?
**[03:10] Shima**
Jeez. We were going easy on you since
we thought Urata might be in there.
**[03:13] Senra**
Go back to your own body, Yamadanuki!
**[03:16] Sakata**
Hang on, I'm caught in the middle!
**[03:18] Urata**
All right, then!
**[03:23] Urata**
Down with you all!
**[03:28] Sakata**
Was that a dream?
**[03:29] Urata**
Come on, sleeping again?
**[03:31] Sakata**
Urata! Do you have any idea
what you've put us all through?!
**[03:34] Urata**
What do you mean, what *I've* put you through?
**[03:37] Sakata**
I'm going to go buy yakisoba bread.
**[03:39] Urata**
Yakisoba bread?
**[03:40] Shima**
What's gotten into you, Sakata?
**[03:42] Urata**
I bet he's half-asleep and thinks it's lunchtime.
**[03:42] Shima**
Hey, you okay?
**[03:44] Shima**
*To be continued!*
# 9 - Untitled
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**[00:00] A**
*Love is a spark.*
**[00:02] B**
*It's a powerful drug.*
**[00:03] C**
*Or perhaps it's hesitation.*
**[00:05] A**
* Many colors of love bloom*
* and continue to be born.*
***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:09] Shima**
I lost! Darn!
**[01:11] Urata**
Loser buys drinks for everyone.
**[01:13] Sakata**
Now crawl off to buy 'em.
**[01:16] Urata**
Wh-What?!
**[01:18] A**
Out of the way!
**[01:19] Senra**
I hear something in the schoolyard.
**[01:22] A**
Isn't that the school gang leader?
**[01:23] B**
You can't just say that
because of how he looks.
**[01:25] Gantetsu**
I'm the gang leader of
Nishi-kou High School.
**[01:27] Gantetsu**
Gantetsu Gozaburo.
***SIGN*** Gantetsu Gozaburo
**[01:29] Shima**
He actually *was* the gang leader.
**[01:31] Shima**
Didn't think they still existed.
**[01:32] Senra**
Oh yeah, someone in class mentioned him.
**[01:35] Senra**
That there's a delinquent gang leader
**[01:36] Senra**
who's never lost a fight at
a school around here.
**[01:38] Urata**
You'd be screwed if you
caught his attention.
**[01:41] Gantetsu**
Listen up.
**[01:42] Gantetsu**
I came to this school
today to meet some people.
**[01:45] Gantetsu**
Specifically, the Transfer Student Club.
**[01:47] Sakata**
Why? Why?!
**[01:48] Gantetsu**
Members of the Transfer Student Club,
**[01:50] Gantetsu**
explain why you've never
come to make your greetings.
**[01:53] Gantetsu**
And that's not all.
**[01:54] Gantetsu**
I have a bone to pick with
the Transfer Student Club.
**[01:56] Sakata**
I can't imagine what it
would have been about.
**[01:59] Gantetsu**
It happened a while ago...
**[02:01] Sakata**
He's starting a monologue!
**[02:02] Gantetsu**
* One as powerful as a gang leader*
* is bound to be solitary.*
**[02:05] Gantetsu**
* But even then, there was*
* someone I was in love with.*
**[02:08] Gantetsu**
*I was enamored.*
**[02:10] Gantetsu**
* I was trying to decide when to talk*
* to them, when you bastards showed up.*
**[02:13] (Flashback) Sakata**
Is this the cat Senra was talking about?
**[02:16] (Flashback) Urata**
Oh yeah, it looks just
like a tsuchinoko.
**[02:17] (Flashback) Urata**
Let's go show it off.
**[02:19] (Flashback) Gantetsu**
M-My beloved!
**[02:22] Sakata**
Is he talking about...
**[02:24] Sakata**
That cat from the other day?!
**[02:27] Gantetsu**
I shall not forgive the impasse!
**[02:29] Gantetsu**
And thus I have come here today!
**[02:31] Shima**
The "one he loves" is that cat?
**[02:33] Sakata**
Let's go hide out in our
room until he goes away.
**[02:37] Gantetsu**
I won't be leaving this spot until the
**[02:39] Gantetsu**
Transfer Student Club's
members show themselves.
**[02:41] Senra**
He's not leaving.
**[02:43] Shima**
We're gonna have to
force our way through.
**[02:45] Urata**
No, he knows who we are.
**[02:47] Shima**
I know!
**[02:48] Shima**
We might be able to sneak
out if we wear disguises.
**[02:51] Urata**
Good idea!
**[02:53] Urata**
Wait, why do I have to cross-dress?!
**[02:56] Shima**
This was the only cosplay
gear in the club room.
**[02:59] Sakata**
I'm pretty sure he's going to catch on.
**[03:01] Senra**
Or he might get so creeped
out, he won't even talk to us.
**[03:05] Urata**
Let's give it a shot.
**[03:07] Shima**
I gotta hurry.
**[03:10] Sakata**
Why are you in such a hurry?
**[03:12] Shima**
I have to hurry to pick flowers.
**[03:14] Senra**
I really need to go pee.
**[03:16] Gantetsu**
Hold it.
**[03:17] Gantetsu**
Have I met you before?
**[03:20] Urata**
Uh-oh.
**[03:20] Sakata**
I don't think we have.
**[03:21] Gantetsu**
Let me ask, then...
**[03:22] Shima**
Gulp.
**[03:22] Gantetsu**
Are you in love with anyone?
**[03:25] Senra**
Huh?
**[03:26] Gantetsu**
If you aren't, I'd like
for you to go out with me.
**[03:28] Gantetsu**
I've fallen in love with
you at first sight.
**[03:30] Urata**
Um...
**[03:31] Urata**
I don't think you can date
four people at once.
**[03:33] Shima**
You can't even choose
one? You're so low.
**[03:36] Senra**
Go home, you shallow flirt.
**[03:39] Gantetsu**
H-How could I be rejected?!
**[03:41] Gantetsu**
I'm not giving up!
**[03:42] Urata**
You aren't?!
**[03:44] Urata**
*To be continued!*
# 10 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
***SIGN*** Transfer Student Club!
**[01:02] A**
I guess it's been about three months
since we started our club.
**[01:06] B**
Three months? With almost
no sense of direction?
**[01:08] C**
Hey, we've had good times, it's fine.
**[01:11] Urata**
There's something here.
**[01:12] Senra**
What's this?
**[01:13] Urata**
I hope you guys aren't
planning another prank.
**[01:16] Shima**
No way, I've got no clue what this is!
**[01:18] Shima**
There's no one inside or anything.
**[01:19] Sakata**
That's suspicious.
**[01:21] Sakata**
Either way, let's open it up.
**[01:23] Sakata**
Is this a present?
**[01:25] Urata**
A Transfer Student Club three month
anniversary gift or something?
**[01:28] Senra**
What are we, a new couple?!
**[01:29] Senra**
It's a present for someone, isn't it?
**[01:32] Shima**
A present?
**[01:33] Urata**
Why would a present be here?
**[01:34] Urata**
If it is a gift, who's it for?
**[01:36] Sakata**
Me, of course.
**[01:36] Shima**
No, me, obviously.
**[01:37] Senra**
Me.
**[01:38] Senra**
Me, me, me...
**[01:39] ---**
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
**[01:43] Shima**
Wait, do the people in our class even
know us well enough to give us a present?
**[01:47] Senra**
Dot, dot, dot...
**[01:49] Urata**
Let's check it out, I guess.
**[01:51] Urata**
So fun.
**[01:52] Urata**
So excited.
**[01:54] Sakata**
And it's open.
**[01:55] Sakata**
What's this?
**[01:57] Sakata**
What a weird present.
**[01:58] Sakata**
It's almost like a bomb.
**[02:00] Sakata**
A bomb?!
**[02:01] Urata**
No way.
**[02:02] Sakata**
Just because there's a red
wire and blue wire...
**[02:04] Shima**
There's a countdown display
looking thing, too.
**[02:07] Urata**
That's impossible.
**[02:08] Urata**
It's a bomb prank toy, obviously.
**[02:09] Urata**
It's pretty heavy.
**[02:13] Senra**
Treat it carefully!
**[02:15] Urata**
My bad!
**[02:17] Urata**
Ten minutes?
**[02:19] Bomb**
Countdown initiated.
**[02:21] Shima**
A countdown? It's totally a bomb!
**[02:24] Bomb**
Please disconnect either the red wire
or the blue wire within ten minutes.
**[02:28] Urata**
The voice guidance really
makes it seem like a bomb.
**[02:31] Sakata**
Do we really need to cut the wires?
**[02:32] Bomb**
Should you fail to cut the correct wire,
there will be a **** within a fifty meter radius.
**[02:37] Bomb**
Inaction will produce the same result.
**[02:38] Urata**
I didn't hear the important part.
**[02:40] Senra**
Hang on, fifty meters?
**[02:42] Shima**
It talks like a legit bomb.
**[02:46] Bomb**
Please cut the wire quickly.
**[02:48] Urata**
It's definitely real!
**[02:50] Urata**
Let's get out of the club room!
**[02:51] Urata**
All our junk's in the way! We're stuck!
**[02:52] A**
Let's take the front door!
**[02:55] Sakata**
This one's stuck, too.
**[02:57] Shima**
It's locked shut.
**[02:58] Senra**
Why?
**[02:59] A**
Tell me you love me.
**[03:00] Sakata**
Open, open, open!
**[03:01] Senra**
Open sesame!
**[03:02] Urata**
Get back, you two.
**[03:04] Urata**
I'll kick it open.
**[03:05] Urata**
Here I go!
**[03:07] Urata**
Roaming dynamite attack!
**[03:10] Urata**
Shit, I think I messed up my toe.
**[03:12] Sakata**
That's sad.
**[03:13] Senra**
Huh? Huh?
**[03:14] Shima**
Hey, come on, guys.
**[03:15] Shima**
Quit messing around and open it already.
**[03:18] Shima**
What's wrong?
**[03:18] Senra**
I think that kick broke the door.
**[03:21] Sakata**
Seriously?
**[03:22] Shima**
It's because your attack name was stupid.
**[03:23] Urata**
Nah, it was awesome.
**[03:24] Bomb**
Please disconnect the wire
and release the lock.
**[03:28] Senra**
The fact that the door won't open...
**[03:30] Shima**
Mean's we're trapped inside.
**[03:32] Sakata**
We're trapped in a room
with a bomb! We're screwed!
**[03:34] Urata**
All right, I'll handle this
with another dazzling kick!
**[03:37] Sakata**
Please, no!
**[03:38] Sakata**
Don't cause any more problems!
**[03:39] ---**
Just chill out!
**[03:41] Bomb**
Six minutes remaining.
**[03:43] ---**
*To be continued next time.*
# 11 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
***SIGN*** Transfer Student Club!
**[01:00] A**
*Previously...*
**[01:02] A**
* Three months since the Transfer*
* Student Club was formed,*
**[01:04] A**
*we received a present in a box: a bomb.*
**[01:08] B**
*And we were trapped in the club room.*
**[01:11] C**
*And so begins Episode 11.*
**[01:13] D**
Why did we get a bomb sent to us, anyway?
**[01:16] Sakata**
I haven't done anything in my high
school life to deserve being blown up!
**[01:19] Bomb**
Three minutes until time-up.
**[01:21] Senra**
Okay, Captain, you got this!
**[01:23] Shima**
Right.
**[01:23] Shima**
It's up to you, Captain!
**[01:24] Sakata**
You got this, Bomb Squad Captain!
**[01:25] Urata**
Wait, no, I'm just the club captain!
**[01:27] Bomb**
Please disconnect the wire.
**[01:29] Urata**
Dammit, I don't have a choice!
**[01:31] Urata**
The red wire's always the one to cut, right?
**[01:36] Urata**
Or is it the blue wire this time?
**[01:37] A**
Which is it?!
**[01:38] Sakata**
Yamadanuki, destroy the
circuits with your zap attack!
**[01:41] Urata**
You say that like you're a trainer!
**[01:43] Urata**
That's not going to work!
**[01:45] Bomb**
Ding dong, ding dong!
**[01:46] Bomb**
Time for a hint!
**[01:48] Senra**
A hint?
**[01:49] Senra**
Why's it getting so chummy all of a sudden?
**[01:51] Bomb**
I mean, I'm just a part-timer here.
**[01:52] Shima**
That's a part-time job?
**[01:53] Bomb**
Yes.
**[01:54] Bomb**
Our industry has a labor shortage.
**[01:55] Bomb**
I've been working ten days straight.
**[01:56] Bomb**
Woo! I want to go home!
**[01:59] Urata**
So what's the hint?
**[02:00] Bomb**
The correct wire has the same color as
the underwear I'm wearing right now.
**[02:04] A**
How are we supposed to know?!
**[02:05] Bomb**
I'm never going to tell you!
**[02:07] Senra**
Don't act so embarrassed!
**[02:09] Sakata**
Although that was a pretty big hint.
**[02:12] A**
You figured it out?
**[02:13] Sakata**
Yeah.
**[02:13] Sakata**
Underwear is red!
**[02:14] Shima**
No way, it's blue.
**[02:15] Shima**
I'm wearing blue right now.
**[02:19] Urata**
Now's not the time for this!
**[02:21] Bomb**
We're down to just one minute!
**[02:23] Senra**
Oh, no!
**[02:24] Senra**
This is bad!
**[02:25] Senra**
We've just gotta choose.
**[02:27] Senra**
I'm scared to cut it, though.
**[02:30] Urata**
W-We're screwed.
**[02:32] A**
* Those were the memories of*
* the Transfer Student Club.*
**[02:34] A**
* A chill club formed by*
* outcast transfer students.*
**[02:38] B**
* We escaped being shut*
* down, we went into space,*
**[02:42] B**
*we explored dungeons...*
**[02:44] C**
*Are you sure that happened in our universe?*
**[02:47] Sakata**
What was that?
**[02:48] Shima**
Our precious memories, huh?
**[02:50] Senra**
It was a short time, but
I'm all nostalgic already.
**[02:53] Sakata**
We really shouldn't have been fighting.
**[02:56] Urata**
Yeah.
**[02:56] Urata**
We're going to diffuse the bomb
**[02:58] Urata**
and take back our happy
Transfer Student Club lives!
**[03:01] Urata**
Yeah!
**[03:02] Bomb**
Time's up.
**[03:03] ---**
Really?
**[03:04] Sakata**
Which means...
**[03:05] Sakata**
It's going to blow!
**[03:08] Urata**
Did it blow?
**[03:10] Sakata**
It sounded like a birthday party.
**[03:12] Shima**
We're alive, right?
**[03:14] Shima**
We're not see-through now, right?
**[03:15] Senra**
We aren't.
**[03:17] Urata**
Which means, we're alive!
**[03:19] Urata**
Yay!
**[03:19] Senra**
Huh? Something's popping out of the bomb.
**[03:22] Sakata**
It's a bomb.
**[03:23] Urata**
It might exlode again. Be careful.
**[03:26] Shima**
Could it be from the bomb's sender?
**[03:29] Sakata**
I'm going to read it.
**[03:31] Sakata**
"To my dear damsels of the
Transfer Student Club,
**[03:34] Sakata**
Did that give you a thrill?"
**[03:35] Sakata**
"I love you."
**[03:36] Sakata**
"Signed, Gantetsu Gozaburo."
**[03:43] Sakata**
*To be continued.*
# 12 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** Days of Urashimasakatasen
**[01:00] Sakata**
Batter number four. Me!
***SIGN*** Today's club! Activity Baseball-With-Alternate-Rules Club
**[01:03] Sakata**
Pitcher's nervous!
**[01:05] Urata**
There's the throw!
**[01:07] Shima**
Strike!
**[01:09] Sakata**
God damn!
**[01:11] Shima**
Next batter, me!
**[01:13] Shima**
I'm going to show you with a giant home run!
**[01:15] Senra**
I'll pitch this one.
**[01:17] Senra**
I'm all warmed up.
**[01:18] Urata**
Y-You mean you're going to do
your special, legendary pitch?
**[01:21] Sakata**
Your legendary pitcher
Senra has a hairy chest?!
**[01:25] Senra**
Please, keep it down.
**[01:26] Senra**
I've been hiding the truth
because it scares my opponents.
**[01:29] Senra**
Please don't post about it on social media.
**[01:31] Shima**
Who says Senra has a hairy chest?
**[01:33] Senra**
My trick ball speeds to the batter
as though crawling on the ground.
**[01:36] Senra**
My ultimate, undefeatable throw!
**[01:38] Shima**
Dude, all you're doing is rolling the ball!
**[01:39] Shima**
I'm gonna smash it into the
ground and make a home run!
**[01:43] Senra**
My trick ball!
**[01:46] Sakata**
You knocked it out of the park.
**[01:49] Urata**
Hey, my umbrella!
**[01:51] Shima**
No, it's fine, it just
needs a little bending.
**[01:53] Shima**
See?
**[01:53] Urata**
I bought that for 100 yen!
**[01:56] Urata**
I only have one!
**[01:57] Urata**
What if it rains?!
**[01:58] Urata**
Who cares? It was only 100 yen!
**[01:59] Senra**
I hear something.
**[02:00] Urata**
Who cares? It's just a vinyl umbrella!
**[02:01] Sakata**
What's that noise?
**[02:03] Sakata**
Oh, it's raining.
**[02:03] Urata**
Okay, I'm going home before
it really starts coming down—
**[02:10] Shima**
It's pouring.
**[02:11] Sakata**
We can't go home until it stops.
**[02:13] Urata**
Is it ever gonna, though?
**[02:15] Senra**
I borrowed an umbrella of unknown
ownership from the staff office!
**[02:19] Shima**
Nice.
**[02:20] Sakata**
So, where is it?
**[02:21] Senra**
Here.
**[02:22] Urata**
Why did you only take one?
**[02:24] Shima**
And it had to be foldable!
**[02:25] Sakata**
It's better than nothing.
**[02:27] Sakata**
Let's walk home with this.
**[02:28] Urata**
How are we getting home
with just one umbrella?
**[02:30] Sakata**
Senra, squeeze in more.
**[02:32] Senra**
I am.
**[02:33] Shima**
I'm completely outside.
**[02:36] Urata**
C'mon, there's no way we're
fitting four under there.
**[02:38] Shima**
All right, let's think of something else.
**[02:43] Sakata**
You're too heavy.
**[02:45] Senra**
Crap! Crap!
**[02:47] Shima**
Get on, quick! Get on!
**[02:49] Urata**
How am I supposed to get on?
**[02:50] Shima**
Good things come to those who climb!
**[02:53] Senra**
Just do it!
**[02:55] Sakata**
I can't hold on any more...
**[02:57] Urata**
That totally didn't work.
**[02:59] Shima**
Wait, give us another chance,
and we'll do better.
**[03:01] Sakata**
Get off of me, already!
**[03:04] Sakata**
We'll decide with rock-paper-scissors!
**[03:05] Senra**
Since all four of us can't use it.
**[03:06] Shima**
I never thought of that.
**[03:07] Urata**
No.
**[03:08] Urata**
This whole thing started
because *my* umbrella broke.
**[03:11] Urata**
I get to use this one.
**[03:12] Senra**
I'm the one who brought it. It's mine.
**[03:14] Sakata**
We all played baseball together, though.
**[03:17] Urata**
That's BS!
**[03:19] Senra**
Gotcha!
**[03:21] Urata**
Stop it!
**[03:22] Urata**
Hey, it stopped raining.
**[03:24] Sakata**
Wow, it's so sunny.
**[03:26] Senra**
Cool, let's play baseball outside.
**[03:28] Urata**
The actual baseball club's going to kill us.
**[03:31] A**
* Youth: a life to be treasured, but*
* never noticed except in retrospect.*
**[03:36] B**
* The four of us transfer*
* students formed an odd club.*
**[03:40] C**
* And before we knew it, we were*
* bound by an unseen connection.*
**[03:45] Urata**
Buy me an umbrella on the way home.
**[03:47] Sakata**
Sushi.
**[03:48] Shima**
How about chicken?
**[03:48] Senra**
Sushi?
**[03:49] Sakata**
I like chicken, too, but...
**[03:50] Urata**
Guys, are you listening to me?
**[03:52] Urata**
My umbrella!
**[03:53] Urata**
Well, at least it's sunny.
**[03:55] Urata**
*The flicker of our youth goes on.*