Days of Urashimasakatasen

School life -- it's an experience that everyone should have, and no one should take for granted. Of course, everyone knows that the most enviable way to spend high school is as the most popular person in class.

Transfer student Urata has decided that his high school debut will be brilliant, and as he reaches nervously for the door -- it happens. In his way stand fellow high school students Shima, Sakata, and Senra! Are they enemies? Allies? Or something else entirely?!

This heart-pounding transfer school youth story is about to begin!

Season 1

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[00:01] Guy
    "Transfer student"...
[00:02] Guy
    The sweet sound of that term that
[00:04] ---
    everyone admires means the arrival
    of the star who's arrived late.
[00:07] Guy
    And today, I'm going to make my
    debut as the transfer student
[00:10] ---
    everyone wants to be.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:14] Bg
    Hey!
[01:15] Guy
    The most important thing about debuting
    as a transfer student is my introduction.
[01:18] Guy
    Depending on if I'm able to grasp
    the hearts of my classmates
[01:19] ---
    or not will determine my position
    in this class from now on.
[01:21] Guy
    Everything depends on this
    first intro. I've got this!
[01:23] Guy
    Hey, I'm joining this class
    starting today. The name's Urata.
SIGN    Urata
[01:26] Guy
    I ended up having to move because of my
    family and transferred to this school...
[01:30] Ura
    Why did I give such a boring introduction?!
[01:33] Ura
    Everyone's staring!
[01:35] Ura
    This isn't how I imagined
    my high school debut!
[01:37] ---
    It was more...
SIGN    U
SIGN    Ra
SIGN    Ta
[01:38] Bg
    Wasshoi!
[01:39] Ura
    ...like this!
[01:40] Ura
    I wanted to experience a school life
    where I came in as a transfer student and
[01:43] ---
    rose up the ranks to become
    the popular kid...
[01:46] Ura
    What the?
[01:47] Saka
    I'm mwate, I'm mwate!
[01:48] Ura
    The most cliche late dude just arrived?!
[01:50] Saka
    Goof morming!
[01:51] Ura
    Ow!
[01:53] Saka
    I'm Sakata! Nice to meet ya!
SIGN    Sakata
[01:56] Ura
    Uh, are you a transfer student?
[01:58] Saka
    Hey, you, too?
[01:59] Saka
    Whoops. I was in the middle
    of eating breakfast.
[02:03] Saka
    Want some?
[02:04] Ura
    No!
[02:06] Ura
    I was in the middle of my introduction.
[02:07] Ura
    Uh, can I continue?
[02:09] Shima
    Hold it right there!
[02:11] Saka
    What the?
[02:12] Ura
    There was a voice from above?
[02:13] Shima
    H-Hold it! Hold it!
[02:15] Ura
    Yeah, we're waiting.
[02:16] Saka
    Yup.
[02:18] Shima
    Just hang on a bit longer!
[02:20] ---
    Huh? This is weird.
[02:21] Shima
    This all went fine when I practiced it!
[02:23] Saka
    You ready yet? We're waiting.
[02:25] Ura
    We can hear you.
[02:26] ---
    We can hear your inner
    voice in full panic mode.
[02:27] Shima
    I'll just have to climb down... Oh, shit!
[02:31] Shima
    Hya-ha! The name's Shima and I just
    transferred to this class today!
SIGN    Shima
[02:35] Shima
    Nice to meet ya!
[02:36] Ura
    Wait. This is an overload of information.
[02:38] Saka
    What the heck? Did you plan all this yourself?
[02:40] Shima
    I was so anxious that I got here before
    the date changed to today and prepared.
[02:44] Ura
    Uh, what's with all the transfer students?!
[02:46] Saka
    Yeah. I never heard of three
    students transferring in at once.
[02:49] Shima
    Yeah, there probably won't be any more.
[02:51] Senra
    Hold it right there.
[02:53] Senra
    You guys transfer students?
[02:55] Shima
    H-He must be the boss!
[02:56] ---
    He's sitting right smack dab in the middle!
[02:58] Saka
    He's the guy who gets pissed
    off at all the smug newbies!
[03:00] Ura
    This sucks!
[03:02] ---
    I wasn't expecting to run into
    him on the first day of school!
[03:04] Ura
    This is all because you
    two caused such a ruckus!
[03:06] Saka
    Wait, that wasn't me. It was him.
[03:08] Shima
    This was totally normal at my old school!
[03:11] Senra
    I guess I'll have to give
    you a proper greeting, then.
[03:14] All
    What?!
[03:15] Senra
    I'm Senra! I'm a transfer student, too.
SIGN    Senra
[03:18] Ura
    Wait, you, too?!
[03:20] Senra
    It's not every day that you see a transfer
    student already sitting at a desk, right?
[03:24] Senra
    I got to class early and
    they let me sit down.
[03:26] Shima
    Yeah, that idea definitely
    never crossed my mind.
[03:28] Saka
    You sure are weird.
[03:30] Ura
    You two seriously have no right to talk.
[03:32] Ura
    More importantly, how the heck are there
    four transfer students in one class?!
[03:34] ---
    That's way too many!
[03:35] Senra
    That just makes it way more fun.
    Looking forward to hanging out with you guys.
[03:38] Saka
    Likewise!
[03:40] Senra
    Oh, I guess homeroom is over.
[03:42] Senra
    Guess I'll go back to my seat.
[03:44] Saka
    I wonder where my seat is.
[03:44] Shima
    I call dibs on the seat in the very back!
[03:49] Ura
    H-Homeroom's over?!
[03:50] ---
    Wh-What about my debut as
    a high school student?!
[03:52] Ura
    And so my plan for my new life
    as a high school student
[03:55] ---
    crumbled away at the presence of three other
    students who stood out way more than me.
[03:58] All
    To be continued!

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[00:00] Sakata
    School clubs:
[00:01] Sakata
    a page from the book of every
    student's priceless youth,
[00:04] Sakata
    where they all get to shine together.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:06] Shima
    Wow.
[01:07] Shima
    There's actually a classroom nobody's using.
[01:10] Senra
    Since it's on the top floor,
     they said there was no use for it.
[01:14] Urata
    Why were we all called here, anyway?
[01:16] Senra
    Right? The guy who called us
     out isn't even here.
[01:18] Sakata
    Hey, transfer students!
[01:20] Urata
    You're a transfer student, too.
[01:22] Senra
    So, what's up?
[01:23] Sakata
    Now, just calm down.
[01:24] Sakata
    I have a reason for asking
    you all here today.
[01:28] Sakata
    Do you not realize what I'm about to say?
[01:30] Shima
    Well, we're meeting in a
    classroom after school, so...
[01:32] Shima
    a battle royale?
[01:33] Sakata
    No! It's nothing that bloody!
[01:35] Sakata
    Did you know this school has a rule
    that every student must join a club?
[01:40] Senra
    Yeah, our homeroom teacher mentioned it.
[01:42] Shima
    For real?
[01:43] Urata
    Sports or the arts...
[01:43] Senra
    I wanna join an easy one.
[01:44] Urata
    Which one should I join?
[01:45] Sakata
    You fools!
[01:46] Sakata
    Don't get ahead of yourselves
    while I'm still talking!
[01:49] Urata
    Ow! Why'd you only hit me?!
[01:51] Sakata
    Most clubs are already at a point where
    they don't want any more newbies.
[01:54] Sakata
    It'll be pretty tough to join any of them.
[01:57] Urata
    Plus, we're transfer students...
[01:58] Sakata
    So, I had a great idea!
[02:00] Sakata
    Let's start a new club of our own!
[02:03] Shima
    A new club?
[02:04] Senra
    Why us? All we have in common is
    that we're transfer students.
[02:08] Sakata
    I'll ask you this, then!
[02:09] Sakata
    Do we have any friends
    in our class right now?
[02:12] Sakata
    Do we?!
[02:16] Urata
    Everyone's avoiding me because
    of that mess earlier!
[02:17] Urata
    My first day, and I'm already out of place!
[02:19] Shima
    So if we have no friends in class,
[02:21] Shima
    we have no connections to any clubs, either.
[02:24] Sakata
    Exactly! So the fastest way
    is to start our own club!
[02:28] Senra
    I guess we'll have to, then.
[02:30] Shima
    We might as well hang out together
    as four outsider transfer students.
SIGN    Sakata
[02:35] Sakata
    Okay, once again...
[02:36] Sakata
    I'm Sakata!
[02:37] Sakata
    I've never used the shoe lockers!
SIGN    Senra
[02:38] Senra
    What's with that introduction?
[02:40] Senra
    I'm Senra. Despite my looks,
    I have thick body hair.
SIGN    Shima
[02:43] Shima
    I'm Shima. From a family of four.
[02:45] Shima
    I sit down to pee.
[02:46] Urata
    I'm Urata.
SIGN    Urata
[02:48] Urata
    Between cats and dogs, I prefer cats.
[02:50] Urata
    So, what kind of club are we starting?
[02:53] Sakata
    A club for transfer students!
[02:55] Sakata
    I call it the Transfer Student Club!
SIGN    Transfer Studient Club
[02:58] Shima
    That's the most obvious name!
[02:59] Urata
    I think he wrote it wrong...
[03:01] Senra
    Who's gonna be the president?
[03:02] Sakata
    I've already decided that.
[03:03] Sakata
    The one who comes last in
     the alphabetical order will be president!
SIGN    Urata Sakata Shima Senra
[03:06] Urata
    Huh? So I'm president?
[03:09] Shima
    Works for me!
[03:10] Urata
    I vehemently object!
[03:11] Sakata
    You've got s presidential air about you.
[03:14] Urata
    What? I do? I seem like one?
[03:16] Urata
    I have the aura of someone who could
    reach the top of the whole school?
[03:20] Shima
    I wouldn't go that far.
[03:22] Sakata
    So we've got our president! Which means...
[03:24] Sakata
    The Transfer Student Club
    has been established!
[03:26] All
    Yeah!
[03:27] Sakata
    Wow, this feels like such a youthful thing!
[03:29] Urata
    S-So, what does the Transfer
    Student Club do, anyway?
[03:33] Sakata
    Well...
SIGN    Transfer Studient Club
[03:35] Sakata
    We'll decide that next week!
SIGN    Transfer Student Club
[03:37] Urata
    He ran away!
[03:37] All
    Wait!
[03:39] Sakata
    And that's how our priceless club,
    the Transfer Student Club, was formed.
[03:44] All
    To be continued!

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[00:01] Shima
    The club room...
[00:02] Shima
    A scared place into which only
    the chosen are permitted entry.
SIGN    New Club Submission Form
    
    Transfer Student Club
    
    Purpose: For a fun school life!
[00:07] [SONG] Text
    Accepted
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:09] Senra
    Finally, the Transfer Student
    Club is a formal club.
[01:12] Urata
    I never thought it'd be
    accepted as a proper club.
[01:14] Urata
    Oh, yeah. Where's Shima?
[01:16] Sakata
    I haven't seen him today.
[01:18] Senra
    Maybe he's got a cold or something?
[01:21] Urata
    He's missing out on
     the first day of the club.
SIGN    Transfer Student Club!
[01:23] Sakata
    Was this always here?
[01:25] Urata
    Please learn to use kanji...
[01:27] Senra
    Hey...
[01:28] Senra
    Wait, what the hell?!
[01:29] Senra
    Is this someone's house, or what?
[01:31] Urata
    This doesn't look anything like a classroom!
[01:33] Urata
    What's going on here—
[01:35] Senra
    Are you all right, Urata?!
[01:37] Sakata
    What's up?
[01:40] Senra
    Why is there a trap here?!
[01:41] Sakata
    Someone help me!
[01:44] Shima
    So, you've arrived.
[01:45] Senra
    Shima!
[01:47] Shima
    This is the Transfer Student Club's room.
[01:49] Urata
    What is this, a ninja house?!
[01:51] Urata
    Get us down!
[01:53] Urata
    Care to explain what this is all about?
[01:57] Sakata
    It's so warm.
[01:58] Senra
    Hey, you're well-prepared.
[01:59] Senra
    A kotatsu calls for mandarins.
[02:01] Urata
    Quit acting like you're at home, guys.
[02:03] Urata
    Why is there a kotatsu here?
[02:05] Shima
    Well, it's always been my dream
    to make a secret base like this.
[02:09] Senra
    I was wondering where you were.
[02:10] Senra
    You were renovating the club room, huh?
[02:12] Urata
    No one gave you permission.
[02:13] Sakata
    Hey, this is the game
    that came out last week!
[02:15] Shima
    What do you think?
[02:16] Shima
    We have everything from
    mobile gear to VR games.
[02:19] Urata
    Kotatsu and games...
[02:21] Urata
    That's way too indulgent.
[02:22] Senra
    Come on, don't get all mad.
[02:23] Senra
    Let's warm up and have some mandarins.
[02:25] Urata
    How did you even bring this here?
[02:28] Shima
    I spent all night moving it.
[02:29] Urata
    Don't brag about that!
[02:30] Urata
    No kotatsu, and no games!
[02:31] Urata
    Don't bring anything unless
    it's fit for a club room!
[02:34] Shima
    How about this?
[02:35] Urata
    We have no use for it.
[02:35] Shima
    What about this statue?
[02:37] Urata
    Waste of space.
[02:37] Shima
    Weeds I picked in the yard.
[02:38] Urata
    Throw it out.
[02:39] Urata
    Kitty!
[02:40] Shima
    It was walking down the hallway.
[02:41] Urata
    Give it back to the owner!
[02:44] Urata
    That should do it.
[02:46] Shima
    There's almost nothing left!
[02:47] Sakata
    The classroom's almost back to normal.
[02:49] Shima
    My dream secret base...
[02:51] Urata
    Cash on delivery, please.
SIGN    Delivery
[02:53] Shima
    And he's shipping it back!
[02:55] Urata
    What do you expect?
[02:56] Urata
    We're not allowed to bring
    any of this stuff to school.
[02:59] Senra
    It wouldn't even be funny if
    we got shut down on day one.
[03:02] Sakata
    It's fine as long as it's something
     we'd use for club activities.
[03:05] Urata
    No way, there was nothing
    in there that we could use.
[03:08] Senra
    Wait. So what does this club do, again?
[03:12] Urata
    I know!
[03:13] Urata
    What if our club activity
    is to find club activities?
[03:16] Shima
    So anything, then!
[03:18] Senra
    Maybe it's a good thing that we're so chill.
[03:20] Sakata
    I think so, too.
[03:22] Urata
    Okay, then, let's get started
    with our club activities.
[03:26] Urata
    Today's meeting is...
[03:26] Shima
    All right, let's start by gaming to
    see if that's a good club activity.
[03:30] Sakata
    Sweet!
[03:31] Senra
    I wanna play this!
[03:31] Shima
    Why don't we play this one?
[03:33] Sakata
    Nice, let's play each other.
[03:35] Urata
    Dammit, the moment I take my eyes off of you!
[03:38] Shima
    And so our Transfer Student Club was done.
[03:44] Shima
    To be continued.
[03:45] ---
    

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[00:03] Senra
    Tako party. A banquet of octopus.
[00:05] Senra
    Many gather to toast to
    the mesmerizing red tentacles.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:10] Shiam
    Hey, where's Senra?
[01:11] Urata
    I heard he's already in the club room.
[01:14] Sakata
    Is that pollen?
[01:15] Sakata
    My nose is itchy.
[01:17] Shima
    Dude, there's smoke coming
    out of the club room!
[01:20] Urata
    Is that a fire?!
[01:21] Urata
    Wait, Senra's still inside!
[01:23] Urata
    Are you okay?!
[01:25] Urata
    There's so much smoke!
[01:26] Sakata
    Although...
[01:28] Sakata
    It smells so good!
[01:29] Senra
    Welcome!
[01:30] Urata
    Takoyaki?!
[01:32] Urata
    So...
[01:32] Senra
    I brought a takoyaki kit from home.
[01:35] Sakata
    It looks so good.
[01:35] Urata
    No one said you could bring that in here...
[01:38] Senra
    We're having a tako party today
    to get to know each other better.
[01:42] Urata
    Is that the thing I've heard party people do?
[01:44] Senra
    I've always wanted to try it with you guys.
[01:46] Senra
    Tell me what you think of my takoyaki.
[01:48] Urata
    Thank you!
[01:51] Sakata
    This texture...
[01:52] Sakata
    It's firm...
[01:53] Sakata
    Wait, it's not octopus, it's squid!
[01:55] Urata
    It's a tako party, and
     the filling isn't octopus.
[01:57] Senra
    That's right.
[01:58] Senra
    These aren't just ordinary takoyaki...
     They're dark takoyaki!
[02:00] Sakata
    Dark takoyaki, you say?!
[02:02] Senra
    Yeah.
[02:02] Senra
    There's octopus in only one of them.
[02:04] Shima
    That's not actually takoyaki, then!
[02:06] Senra
    Let the dark games begin.
[02:09] Sakata
    Only one of us will have the winning dish.
[02:12] Shima
    I don't want to lose!
[02:14] Urata
    I'm going to get the proper takoyaki.
[02:16] Senra
    You're all so serious.
[02:17] Senra
    I don't know which one's
    the right one, either.
[02:19] Senra
    So I'll have to choose carefully, myself.
[02:21] Sakata
    The scent...
[02:22] Sakata
    Man, it smells so good.
[02:24] Sakata
    But I have no idea.
[02:25] Shima
    They don't look any different, either.
[02:27] Urata
    Which means there's only a right
    answer and a wrong answer.
[02:30] Sakata
    Obviously.
[02:31] Urata
    Wait, you can read my mind?!
[02:33] Urata
    Can you hear me?
[02:34] Urata
    I'm speaking to your mind right now.
[02:37] Shima
    Shut up!
[02:38] Shima
    I'm trying to choose right now.
[02:40] Urata
    Was my mind leaking this whole time?!
[02:42] Sakata
    Dammit, which one should I choose?
[02:44] Sakata
    Hang on, you all heard what
    I was thinking this whole time?
[02:47] Sakata
    Have you all been acting
    like you never noticed?!
[02:50] Senra
    Everyone's taking this so seriously.
[02:52] Senra
    There's actually only one miss.
    The rest are all delicious octopus.
[02:56] Urata
    All rgiht, this is the one!
[02:58] Urata
    Yum! I win!
[03:01] Sakata
    Wait, mine's takoyaki, too.
[03:03] Shima
    No way! Mine, too.
[03:04] Shima
    Which means...
[03:06] Urata
    What's in the losing one?
[03:08] Senra
    Mint gum.
[03:10] Senra
    Cheers!
[03:11] Senra
    Looks like we've gotten closer now.
[03:14] Sakata
    Why don't we take a picture together?
[03:16] Urata
    Nice.
[03:16] Urata
    Let's use mine, then.
[03:18] Senra
    How do you want to pose?
[03:19] Shima
    How about with cheekfuls of takoyaki?
[03:21] Urata
    What kind of weird group photo is that?
[03:24] Urata
    All right, it's ready.
[03:26] Urata
    Ten, nine...
[03:27] Sakata
    Eight...
[03:28] Shima
    Seven...
[03:29] Senra
    Six...
[03:30] Urata
    Five... Ack!
[03:31] Sakata
    Are you all right?
[03:33] Sakata
    Hot!
[03:33] Sakata
    Watch it!
[03:35] Senra
    Hey, this one's half-done.
[03:37] Senra
    The Transfer Student Club,
    which got to know each other better
[03:41] ---
    through the tako party,
    will continue their feast.
[03:44] Senra
    To be continued!

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[00:00] Urata
    This is so bad! Come on!
[00:02] Urata
    You can't even see me.
[00:04] Senra
    I like it. You're like
    an unidentified creature.
[00:07] Urata
    Who are you calling a cryptid?!
[00:08] Urata
    Let's take another picture.
[00:10] Sakata
    You've been pretty quiet, Shima. What's up?
[00:12] Shima
    I was wondering...
    Why isn't there anyone in class?
SIGN    9:00 Assemble in gymnasium
[00:15] Urata
    It's a school assembly today!
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:17] Urata
    There are two kinds of people in the world.
[01:20] Urata
    Those who listen to the principal
    in the morning greeting,
[01:23] Sakata
    and those who don't listen to the principal.
[01:26] Senra
    Which kind are you viewers
    on the other side of the screen?
[01:29] Urata
    Thank goodness we made it.
[01:31] Senra
    Come to think of it, I've never
    seen the principal before.
[01:33] Urata
    Oh, yeah. I wonder what he's like.
[01:36] Shima
    I heard he's a weird old guy
    who was hired just recently.
[01:39] Senra
    A weird old guy, huh?
[01:40] Senra
    I'm curious.
[01:41] Sakata
    His hairstyle's probably something like this.
SIGN    Dress-up
[01:43] Sakata
    That's how most principals do their hair.
[01:45] Senra
    Apparently he's weird, so maybe he's got
    a buzz cut and walks around with a katana.
[01:49] Urata
    That's beyond weird!
[01:51] Urata
    Go back to something
    a little more normal!
[01:53] Shima
    How about an all-back, then?
[01:54] Urata
    And a suit or something, I guess.
SIGN    The* Principal
[01:57] Sakata
    That's too stereotypical.
[01:59] Sakata
    Let's give him a twist.
[02:00] Urata
    Why does he need a twist?!
[02:02] Shima
    He might wear an animal suit
    to try to be memorable.
SIGN    The* Principal 2
[02:05] Senra
    Maybe he's a no-clothes who just wears undies.
[02:07] Urata
    What the hell is the no-clothes?
[02:08] Urata
    Don't come to school like that!
[02:09] Senra
    I mean, he's probably hungover.
[02:12] Shima
    He drinks too hard on the night before
[02:13] ---
    and comes to school piss-drunk.
[02:15] Shima
    As a single father,
     he raised his lone daughter,
[02:17] ---
    and now she has a boyfriend.
[02:19] Senra
    But her boyfriend turns out to be cheating.
[02:23] Shima
    Her father loses his temper!
[02:24] Shima
    The gong sounds!
[02:25] Senra
    Clang!
[02:26] Sakata
    Before he knows it, he's in his underwear
[02:28] ---
    and it's ten minutes before
    the school assembly.
[02:30] Urata
    Why the bit about him
    fighting his daughter's boyfriend?!
[02:32] Urata
    He's obviously going to dress normally!
[02:34] Urata
    He's coming in a suit. End of story.
[02:35] Shima
    Oh, and glasses...
[02:37] Shima
    Well, that's normal.
[02:37] Urata
    Normal is fine.
[02:39] Sakata
    Please! At least shades!
[02:41] Sakata
    At least give him shades!
[02:42] Urata
    No!
[02:43] Urata
    Principals aren't like that!
[02:44] Urata
    Wait, why am I getting so upset?
[02:46] Urata
    Fine, whatever, give him shades.
[02:48] Senra
    This is the principal of our dreams.
[02:50] Urata
    I feel like I've seen this person somewhere.
[02:53] Voice
    I know, right?
[02:55] Shima
    The principal's speaking.
[02:56] Senra
    Buzz cut! Katana!
[02:57] Sakata
    Underwear! Underwear!
[02:59] Urata
    That's not happening.
[03:01] Urata
    Isn't that person the principal?
[03:04] Sakata
    Dude, look at that!
[03:06] Principal
    Good morning, everyone.
[03:08] Principal
    It's been half a year since I was hired,
[03:09] ---
    but I'm there are still plenty of you
    who are shocked at my appearance.
[03:13] Principal
    I'm always shocked when I see
[03:14] ---
    how many students are standing
    here before me, too.
[03:18] Principal
    I'd like to share some
    good news with you today.
[03:22] Principal
    There will be no school for the next
     three weeks starting tomorrow.
[03:26] Principal
    Just kidding.
[03:28] Principal
    Our baseball team has shown
    some excellent results.
[03:30] Shima
    Our principal....
[03:32] Senra
    He's weird, huh?
[03:33] Urata
    He's beyond weird.
[03:35] Sakata
    Time to transfer again.
[03:37] Principal
    They've done outstanding work.
[03:39] Principal
    The baseball team isn't the only one that's
    working hard. You're all sparkling.
[03:42] Principal
    How wonderful!
[03:44] All
    To be continued.

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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:02] Teach
    This next part might show up on
    a test so pay attention.
[01:09] Brown
    Ugh, I have no idea.
[01:10] ---
    This is way harder than my last school.
[01:12] Brown
    I'm gonna get left behind
    if I let my guard down.
[01:15] Brown
    Academics: the whole purpose
    of being a student.
[01:18] Brown
    Not only does studying daily make
    you smarter, it also strengthens your...
SIGN    Arithmetic
[01:25] Brown
    He's actually asleep!
[01:27] Brown
    I'm not letting you copy my
    homework later even if you ask!
[01:30] Teach
    And then...
[01:33] Brown
    Man, he's loud, though.
[01:35] Teach
    Let's have Sakata-kun read the next section.
[01:39] Brown
    Hey, wake up. He's going
    to realize you're sleeping.
[01:41] Teach
    Actually, let's have him read the next page.
[01:44] Brown
    Safe.
[01:45] Brown
    Not to mention, that's
    not even the right book!
SIGN    Arithmetic
[01:47] Brown
    He's definitely going to
    get caught at any second.
[01:50] Brown
    At this rate...
[01:51] Brown
    Special Technique: Wake Him
    With the Smell of Bento!
[01:54] Brown
    Did it work?
[01:55] Red
    I ate that yesterday.
[01:57] Brown
    Is he actually asleep?
[01:58] Teach
    Urata-kun.
[02:00] Teach
    It's not quite time for lunch yet.
[02:05] Brown
    Thank goodness this teacher's
    not that scary—
[02:07] ---
    Wait! I got laughed at because of you.
[02:09] Brown
    Now I'm definitely going to wake you up!
[02:11] Brown
    Dude, he's like fast asleep!
[02:13] ---
    Where the heck was he
    hiding that fancy pillow?
[02:16] Brown
    Damn it. Who do you think you are?
[02:17] ---
    I know. I'll snatch his pillow from him.
[02:20] Brown
    I just need to do it quietly so the
    teacher doesn't notice... Got it!
[02:23] Brown
    I'm gonna wake you from your
    peaceful slumber like this!
[02:25] Brown
    Wait, how does that even work?!
[02:27] Blonde
    To think the same exact things I learned
    at my last school would come up now.
[02:31] Blonde
    The next test's gonna be a breeze.
[02:33] Blonde
    Apparently he's not worried, either.
[02:36] Brown
    Next, I'm gonna use this nose
    hook and force him awake!
[02:39] Brown
    Wait, where's his nose?
[02:41] ---
    What the hell?
[02:43] Teach
    Next, let's have Urata-kun...
[02:45] Brown
    Yes, sir!
[02:47] Brown
    Ugh, at this rate, class is gonna end.
[02:49] Brown
    Isn't there something I can do?
[02:53] Brown
    This is the only way left...
[02:55] Brown
    If all else fails, take that! Eraser attack!
[02:58] Red
    That's not a chikuwa!
[03:00] Blonde
    Ow! What the hell, dude?
[03:01] Purple
    Hey! Quit doing that during class!
[03:03] Red
    What the heck?
[03:04] ---
    Come on, guys. Pay attention in class.
[03:06] Brown
    Like you can talk!
[03:06] Teach
    Gentlemen...
[03:08] Teach
    Is my class so fun that you're
    causing that much of a ruckus?
[03:11] Teach
    Dear me, you have some nerve
    to misbehave in my class.
[03:20] Brown
    How old-fahioned can you get, having me
    hold buckets out in the hallway...
[03:23] ---
    Wait, why is it just me?!
[03:25] Red
    The bell just rang.
[03:26] Pruple
    Good work.
[03:27] Blonde
    The buckets are a good luck
    on you. I'm gonna snap a pic.
[03:30] Blonde
    Okay, let's go to the club room.
[03:32] Guy
    Okay.
[03:33] Brown
    Wait! One of you switch with me!
[03:35] Brown
    Oh, no! It's gonna spill!
[03:37] Some
    What the heck, man?
[03:38] Teach
    Looks like all the transfer students
    are getting along now.
[03:41] Teach
    Wait, what's this? The screen is suddenly—
[03:44] Guys
    To be continued!
[03:45] ---
    

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[00:04] Senra
    Urata and Sakata are no-shows.
[00:06] Senra
    I think I'll head out.
[00:08] Shima
    They might be surprised
    if we don't tell them.
[00:11] Senra
    That's true.
[00:12] Senra
    I know!
[00:13] Senra
    Our club activity today is an epic prank!
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
SIGN    Prank
[01:15] Senra
    The prank: deception in the name of mischief.
[01:18] Shima
    Don't try this at home.
[01:21] Shima
    This is what we'll be using.
[01:23] Shima
    An ordinary cardboard box.
[01:25] Senra
    Are you sure about this? It's so valuable.
[01:27] Shima
    What are you talking about?
[01:28] Senra
    This is the cardboard box your
    owner found you in in the rain.
[01:32] [SONG] Text
    Please adopt me
[01:32] Shima
    I'm not an abandoned squirrel!
[01:35] Shima
    So anyway, I'm going to
    hide in this cardboard box.
[01:37] Senra
    Okay.
[01:38] Shima
    And when the two arrive...
[01:39] Senra
    When they arrive...
[01:40] Shima
    I'll jump out and scare them.
[01:41] Senra
    I see.
[01:42] Senra
    Seems pretty lame, but it works.
[01:44] Shima
    What have you come up with, then, Senra?
SIGN    Quick Drying
     Superglue
[01:47] Senra
    I'm using this.
[01:49] Senra
    First, we lather the chair with this glue.
[01:53] Senra
    Then, when those two find the box,
     open it, and are all, "What the heck?!"
[01:58] Senra
    And then they can't get off the chair!
[02:00] Senra
    Their butts are docked to the chairs!
SIGN    Prank
    successful!
[02:03] Shima
    Squadsman Senra, I suspect we'll be treated
    to the sight of them struggling pathetically!
[02:07] Senra
    Yes, Squadsman Shima, let us
    begin preparing for the prank.
[02:11] Shima
    I shall now enter the box.
[02:13] Senra
    He, they'll get suspicious
     if the box is bulging.
[02:16] Senra
    Fold yourself better into
    the box's shape.
[02:18] Shima
    Ow! Ow!
[02:20] Senra
    And then we close it with duct tape.
[02:22] Shima
    Wait, but then I can't get out.
[02:23] Senra
    It's gotta be realistic.
[02:25] Senra
    They'll get suspicious if it's open.
[02:27] Shima
    Done?
[02:28] Senra
    It's perfect.
[02:30] Senra
    It's like the box is talking.
[02:31] Shima
    Now I just need to lay on the glue.
[02:33] Sakata
    Man...
[02:33] Urata
    I can't believe we got called
    up about our exam grades.
[02:37] Shima
    They're here?!
[02:37] Senra
    Oh, oh no!
[02:39] Sakata
    Hey.
[02:40] Urata
    What's up?
[02:42] Senra
    It's Sakata.
[02:43] Urata
    What's up?
[02:44] Senra
    Oh, nothing.
[02:45] Urata
    You sure?
[02:46] Urata
    It looks like you're trying to hide
    something because someone came along.
[02:51] Senra
    He's weirdly observant.
[02:52] Sakata
    Oh yeah, is Shima still not here?
[02:54] Senra
    Shima just left saying he found a cat
    that looked just like a tsuchinoko.
[02:58] Urata
    Say what? I want to see that!
[02:59] Sakata
    Let's go find it!
[03:01] Senra
    That was close.
[03:02] Shima
    This is a failure!
[03:04] Shima
    I want out of the box!
[03:05] Senra
    Yeah...
[03:07] Senra
    Well, we'll get 'em next time.
[03:08] Senra
    I guess...
[03:09] Shima
    What's wrong?! Senra!
[03:11] Senra
    I'm stepping in the glue.
[03:14] Senra
    It got all over the floor,
    and I'm standing in it.
[03:15] Shima
    Which means...
[03:16] Senra
    I can't move my feet.
[03:18] Shima
    You're kidding!
[03:19] Shima
    How am I supposed to get out of here?!
[03:21] Senra
    I know, I just need to call them and...
[03:29] Urata
    Hey, we found it.
[03:30] Sakata
    Man, we actually found a cat
    that looks like a tsuchinoko.
[03:33] Sakata
    It's a tsuchineko!
[03:33] Senra
    Wow, that's pretty cool...
[03:38] Sakata
    What's going on here?
[03:43] Sakata
    To be continued!

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[00:00] A
    I want to touch you.
[00:01] A
    But it can't be.
[00:03] A
    An absolute taboo.
[00:05] A
    We call such a thing a "promise."
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:10] Sakata
    Look at him, sound asleep.
[01:12] Sakata
    Boys, now's our chance.
[01:14] Shima
    Mweeheehee.
[01:17] Shima
    Why'd you call us so early
     in the morning, Sakata?
[01:20] Senra
    And why just the three of us?
[01:22] Sakata
    Stay awake, Senra!
[01:24] Sakata
    Let's get to business.
[01:26] Sakata
    Is there something about
    Urata that bothers you?
[01:28] Shima
    You don't mean...
[01:29] Senra
    The animal on his shoulder?
[01:30] Sakata
    That's right.
[01:31] Sakata
    I've never seen it leave Urata's side.
[01:34] Sakata
    What is it? I want to know.
[01:36] Sakata
    But...
[01:37] Sakata
    Even when I asked him, he'd only
    turn away, looking guilty.
[01:40] (Flashback) Sakata
    What's up with that pensive look?
[01:42] (Flashback) Sakata
    Is something going on? Hey!
[01:43] Sakata
    The time has come for us
    to discover the truth!
[01:48] Sakata
    He's taking a nice nap.
[01:50] Sakata
    Ready, boys?
[01:51] Senra
    Yeah.
[01:53] Sakata
    Let's do this quietly.
[01:55] Sakata
    Wh-What the?!
[01:57] Urata
    Can't you see that Urata-kun is asleep?
[02:00] Sakata
    That's not Urata's voice!
[02:02] Urata
    I've taken control of Urata-kun's body.
[02:04] Urata
    My name is Yamadanuki.
[02:06] Shima
    Yamadanuki?!
[02:07] Urata
    That's right.
[02:08] Urata
    I love Urata-kun.
[02:09] Urata
    I've protected him ever since he was little.
[02:11] Shima
    Why's a tanuki bonded to Urata?
[02:13] Urata
    How dare you say Urata-kun's
    name with such disrespect!
[02:16] Shima
    Stop zapping me! You're
    going to fix my bad back!
[02:19] Urata
    How dare you attack Urata-kun in his sleep!
[02:20] Urata
    I've no intention of forgiving you
     for what you've done to him.
[02:24] Senra
    What we've done to him?
    We haven't done anything!
[02:26] Urata
    Don't talk back to me!
[02:28] Urata
    I don't like you! Take this!
[02:31] Senra
    Why?!
[02:32] Sakata
    What are your demands?
[02:34] Urata
    Let's see...
[02:35] Urata
    You may atone by becoming
    Urata-kun's servants.
[02:37] Shima
    Servants, you say?
[02:39] Senra
    We shall serve him.
[02:42] Sakata
    And so we became his servants.
[02:45] Urata
    Well done.
[02:46] Senra
    If only he didn't look like Urata...
[02:49] Urata
    Now, Shima, you will buy yakisoba bread
    at the cafeteria within three minutes.
[02:54] Shima
    Why are we doing this?
[02:56] Shima
    And where has Urata gone?
[02:58] Urata
    Urata-kun is right here.
[03:00] Urata
    Oh, I guess this was me.
[03:02] Shima
    He spoke with Urata's voice!
[03:03] Urata
    I had no idea what's going on,
    so I've just been watching.
[03:06] Urata
    Wait, does that mean I've swapped
    bodies with Yamadanuki?!
[03:08] Senra
    You didn't realize?
[03:10] Shima
    Jeez. We were going easy on you since
    we thought Urata might be in there.
[03:13] Senra
    Go back to your own body, Yamadanuki!
[03:16] Sakata
    Hang on, I'm caught in the middle!
[03:18] Urata
    All right, then!
[03:23] Urata
    Down with you all!
[03:28] Sakata
    Was that a dream?
[03:29] Urata
    Come on, sleeping again?
[03:31] Sakata
    Urata! Do you have any idea
    what you've put us all through?!
[03:34] Urata
    What do you mean, what I've put you through?
[03:37] Sakata
    I'm going to go buy yakisoba bread.
[03:39] Urata
    Yakisoba bread?
[03:40] Shima
    What's gotten into you, Sakata?
[03:42] Urata
    I bet he's half-asleep and thinks it's lunchtime.
[03:42] Shima
    Hey, you okay?
[03:44] Shima
    To be continued!

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[00:00] A
    Love is a spark.
[00:02] B
    It's a powerful drug.
[00:03] C
    Or perhaps it's hesitation.
[00:05] A
    Many colors of love bloom
    and continue to be born.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:09] Shima
    I lost! Darn!
[01:11] Urata
    Loser buys drinks for everyone.
[01:13] Sakata
    Now crawl off to buy 'em.
[01:16] Urata
    Wh-What?!
[01:18] A
    Out of the way!
[01:19] Senra
    I hear something in the schoolyard.
[01:22] A
    Isn't that the school gang leader?
[01:23] B
    You can't just say that
    because of how he looks.
[01:25] Gantetsu
    I'm the gang leader of
    Nishi-kou High School.
[01:27] Gantetsu
    Gantetsu Gozaburo.
SIGN    Gantetsu Gozaburo
[01:29] Shima
    He actually was the gang leader.
[01:31] Shima
    Didn't think they still existed.
[01:32] Senra
    Oh yeah, someone in class mentioned him.
[01:35] Senra
    That there's a delinquent gang leader
[01:36] Senra
    who's never lost a fight at
    a school around here.
[01:38] Urata
    You'd be screwed if you
    caught his attention.
[01:41] Gantetsu
    Listen up.
[01:42] Gantetsu
    I came to this school
    today to meet some people.
[01:45] Gantetsu
    Specifically, the Transfer Student Club.
[01:47] Sakata
    Why? Why?!
[01:48] Gantetsu
    Members of the Transfer Student Club,
[01:50] Gantetsu
    explain why you've never
    come to make your greetings.
[01:53] Gantetsu
    And that's not all.
[01:54] Gantetsu
    I have a bone to pick with
    the Transfer Student Club.
[01:56] Sakata
    I can't imagine what it
    would have been about.
[01:59] Gantetsu
    It happened a while ago...
[02:01] Sakata
    He's starting a monologue!
[02:02] Gantetsu
    One as powerful as a gang leader
    is bound to be solitary.
[02:05] Gantetsu
    But even then, there was
    someone I was in love with.
[02:08] Gantetsu
    I was enamored.
[02:10] Gantetsu
    I was trying to decide when to talk
    to them, when you bastards showed up.
[02:13] (Flashback) Sakata
    Is this the cat Senra was talking about?
[02:16] (Flashback) Urata
    Oh yeah, it looks just
    like a tsuchinoko.
[02:17] (Flashback) Urata
    Let's go show it off.
[02:19] (Flashback) Gantetsu
    M-My beloved!
[02:22] Sakata
    Is he talking about...
[02:24] Sakata
    That cat from the other day?!
[02:27] Gantetsu
    I shall not forgive the impasse!
[02:29] Gantetsu
    And thus I have come here today!
[02:31] Shima
    The "one he loves" is that cat?
[02:33] Sakata
    Let's go hide out in our
    room until he goes away.
[02:37] Gantetsu
    I won't be leaving this spot until the
[02:39] Gantetsu
    Transfer Student Club's
    members show themselves.
[02:41] Senra
    He's not leaving.
[02:43] Shima
    We're gonna have to
    force our way through.
[02:45] Urata
    No, he knows who we are.
[02:47] Shima
    I know!
[02:48] Shima
    We might be able to sneak
    out if we wear disguises.
[02:51] Urata
    Good idea!
[02:53] Urata
    Wait, why do I have to cross-dress?!
[02:56] Shima
    This was the only cosplay
    gear in the club room.
[02:59] Sakata
    I'm pretty sure he's going to catch on.
[03:01] Senra
    Or he might get so creeped
    out, he won't even talk to us.
[03:05] Urata
    Let's give it a shot.
[03:07] Shima
    I gotta hurry.
[03:10] Sakata
    Why are you in such a hurry?
[03:12] Shima
    I have to hurry to pick flowers.
[03:14] Senra
    I really need to go pee.
[03:16] Gantetsu
    Hold it.
[03:17] Gantetsu
    Have I met you before?
[03:20] Urata
    Uh-oh.
[03:20] Sakata
    I don't think we have.
[03:21] Gantetsu
    Let me ask, then...
[03:22] Shima
    Gulp.
[03:22] Gantetsu
    Are you in love with anyone?
[03:25] Senra
    Huh?
[03:26] Gantetsu
    If you aren't, I'd like
    for you to go out with me.
[03:28] Gantetsu
    I've fallen in love with
    you at first sight.
[03:30] Urata
    Um...
[03:31] Urata
    I don't think you can date
     four people at once.
[03:33] Shima
    You can't even choose
    one? You're so low.
[03:36] Senra
    Go home, you shallow flirt.
[03:39] Gantetsu
    H-How could I be rejected?!
[03:41] Gantetsu
    I'm not giving up!
[03:42] Urata
    You aren't?!
[03:44] Urata
    To be continued!

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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
SIGN    Transfer Student Club!
[01:02] A
    I guess it's been about three months
     since we started our club.
[01:06] B
    Three months? With almost
    no sense of direction?
[01:08] C
    Hey, we've had good times, it's fine.
[01:11] Urata
    There's something here.
[01:12] Senra
    What's this?
[01:13] Urata
    I hope you guys aren't
    planning another prank.
[01:16] Shima
    No way, I've got no clue what this is!
[01:18] Shima
    There's no one inside or anything.
[01:19] Sakata
    That's suspicious.
[01:21] Sakata
    Either way, let's open it up.
[01:23] Sakata
    Is this a present?
[01:25] Urata
    A Transfer Student Club three month
    anniversary gift or something?
[01:28] Senra
    What are we, a new couple?!
[01:29] Senra
    It's a present for someone, isn't it?
[01:32] Shima
    A present?
[01:33] Urata
    Why would a present be here?
[01:34] Urata
    If it is a gift, who's it for?
[01:36] Sakata
    Me, of course.
[01:36] Shima
    No, me, obviously.
[01:37] Senra
    Me.
[01:38] Senra
    Me, me, me...
[01:39] ---
    Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
[01:43] Shima
    Wait, do the people in our class even
    know us well enough to give us a present?
[01:47] Senra
    Dot, dot, dot...
[01:49] Urata
    Let's check it out, I guess.
[01:51] Urata
    So fun.
[01:52] Urata
    So excited.
[01:54] Sakata
    And it's open.
[01:55] Sakata
    What's this?
[01:57] Sakata
    What a weird present.
[01:58] Sakata
    It's almost like a bomb.
[02:00] Sakata
    A bomb?!
[02:01] Urata
    No way.
[02:02] Sakata
    Just because there's a red
     wire and blue wire...
[02:04] Shima
    There's a countdown display
    looking thing, too.
[02:07] Urata
    That's impossible.
[02:08] Urata
    It's a bomb prank toy, obviously.
[02:09] Urata
    It's pretty heavy.
[02:13] Senra
    Treat it carefully!
[02:15] Urata
    My bad!
[02:17] Urata
    Ten minutes?
[02:19] Bomb
    Countdown initiated.
[02:21] Shima
    A countdown? It's totally a bomb!
[02:24] Bomb
    Please disconnect either the red wire
    or the blue wire within ten minutes.
[02:28] Urata
    The voice guidance really
    makes it seem like a bomb.
[02:31] Sakata
    Do we really need to cut the wires?
[02:32] Bomb
    Should you fail to cut the correct wire,
    there will be a **** within a fifty meter radius.
[02:37] Bomb
    Inaction will produce the same result.
[02:38] Urata
    I didn't hear the important part.
[02:40] Senra
    Hang on, fifty meters?
[02:42] Shima
    It talks like a legit bomb.
[02:46] Bomb
    Please cut the wire quickly.
[02:48] Urata
    It's definitely real!
[02:50] Urata
    Let's get out of the club room!
[02:51] Urata
    All our junk's in the way! We're stuck!
[02:52] A
    Let's take the front door!
[02:55] Sakata
    This one's stuck, too.
[02:57] Shima
    It's locked shut.
[02:58] Senra
    Why?
[02:59] A
    Tell me you love me.
[03:00] Sakata
    Open, open, open!
[03:01] Senra
    Open sesame!
[03:02] Urata
    Get back, you two.
[03:04] Urata
    I'll kick it open.
[03:05] Urata
    Here I go!
[03:07] Urata
    Roaming dynamite attack!
[03:10] Urata
    Shit, I think I messed up my toe.
[03:12] Sakata
    That's sad.
[03:13] Senra
    Huh? Huh?
[03:14] Shima
    Hey, come on, guys.
[03:15] Shima
    Quit messing around and open it already.
[03:18] Shima
    What's wrong?
[03:18] Senra
    I think that kick broke the door.
[03:21] Sakata
    Seriously?
[03:22] Shima
    It's because your attack name was stupid.
[03:23] Urata
    Nah, it was awesome.
[03:24] Bomb
    Please disconnect the wire
    and release the lock.
[03:28] Senra
    The fact that the door won't open...
[03:30] Shima
    Mean's we're trapped inside.
[03:32] Sakata
    We're trapped in a room
    with a bomb! We're screwed!
[03:34] Urata
    All right, I'll handle this
    with another dazzling kick!
[03:37] Sakata
    Please, no!
[03:38] Sakata
    Don't cause any more problems!
[03:39] ---
    Just chill out!
[03:41] Bomb
    Six minutes remaining.
[03:43] ---
    To be continued next time.

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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
SIGN    Transfer Student Club!
[01:00] A
    Previously...
[01:02] A
    Three months since the Transfer
    Student Club was formed,
[01:04] A
    we received a present in a box: a bomb.
[01:08] B
    And we were trapped in the club room.
[01:11] C
    And so begins Episode 11.
[01:13] D
    Why did we get a bomb sent to us, anyway?
[01:16] Sakata
    I haven't done anything in my high
    school life to deserve being blown up!
[01:19] Bomb
    Three minutes until time-up.
[01:21] Senra
    Okay, Captain, you got this!
[01:23] Shima
    Right.
[01:23] Shima
    It's up to you, Captain!
[01:24] Sakata
    You got this, Bomb Squad Captain!
[01:25] Urata
    Wait, no, I'm just the club captain!
[01:27] Bomb
    Please disconnect the wire.
[01:29] Urata
    Dammit, I don't have a choice!
[01:31] Urata
    The red wire's always the one to cut, right?
[01:36] Urata
    Or is it the blue wire this time?
[01:37] A
    Which is it?!
[01:38] Sakata
    Yamadanuki, destroy the
    circuits with your zap attack!
[01:41] Urata
    You say that like you're a trainer!
[01:43] Urata
    That's not going to work!
[01:45] Bomb
    Ding dong, ding dong!
[01:46] Bomb
    Time for a hint!
[01:48] Senra
    A hint?
[01:49] Senra
    Why's it getting so chummy all of a sudden?
[01:51] Bomb
    I mean, I'm just a part-timer here.
[01:52] Shima
    That's a part-time job?
[01:53] Bomb
    Yes.
[01:54] Bomb
    Our industry has a labor shortage.
[01:55] Bomb
    I've been working ten days straight.
[01:56] Bomb
    Woo! I want to go home!
[01:59] Urata
    So what's the hint?
[02:00] Bomb
    The correct wire has the same color as
    the underwear I'm wearing right now.
[02:04] A
    How are we supposed to know?!
[02:05] Bomb
    I'm never going to tell you!
[02:07] Senra
    Don't act so embarrassed!
[02:09] Sakata
    Although that was a pretty big hint.
[02:12] A
    You figured it out?
[02:13] Sakata
    Yeah.
[02:13] Sakata
    Underwear is red!
[02:14] Shima
    No way, it's blue.
[02:15] Shima
    I'm wearing blue right now.
[02:19] Urata
    Now's not the time for this!
[02:21] Bomb
    We're down to just one minute!
[02:23] Senra
    Oh, no!
[02:24] Senra
    This is bad!
[02:25] Senra
    We've just gotta choose.
[02:27] Senra
    I'm scared to cut it, though.
[02:30] Urata
    W-We're screwed.
[02:32] A
    Those were the memories of
    the Transfer Student Club.
[02:34] A
    A chill club formed by
    outcast transfer students.
[02:38] B
    We escaped being shut
    down, we went into space,
[02:42] B
    we explored dungeons...
[02:44] C
    Are you sure that happened in our universe?
[02:47] Sakata
    What was that?
[02:48] Shima
    Our precious memories, huh?
[02:50] Senra
    It was a short time, but
    I'm all nostalgic already.
[02:53] Sakata
    We really shouldn't have been fighting.
[02:56] Urata
    Yeah.
[02:56] Urata
    We're going to diffuse the bomb
[02:58] Urata
    and take back our happy
    Transfer Student Club lives!
[03:01] Urata
    Yeah!
[03:02] Bomb
    Time's up.
[03:03] ---
    Really?
[03:04] Sakata
    Which means...
[03:05] Sakata
    It's going to blow!
[03:08] Urata
    Did it blow?
[03:10] Sakata
    It sounded like a birthday party.
[03:12] Shima
    We're alive, right?
[03:14] Shima
    We're not see-through now, right?
[03:15] Senra
    We aren't.
[03:17] Urata
    Which means, we're alive!
[03:19] Urata
    Yay!
[03:19] Senra
    Huh? Something's popping out of the bomb.
[03:22] Sakata
    It's a bomb.
[03:23] Urata
    It might exlode again. Be careful.
[03:26] Shima
    Could it be from the bomb's sender?
[03:29] Sakata
    I'm going to read it.
[03:31] Sakata
    "To my dear damsels of the
    Transfer Student Club,
[03:34] Sakata
    Did that give you a thrill?"
[03:35] Sakata
    "I love you."
[03:36] Sakata
    "Signed, Gantetsu Gozaburo."
[03:43] Sakata
    To be continued.

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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:00] Sakata
    Batter number four. Me!
SIGN    Today's club! Activity Baseball-With-Alternate-Rules Club
[01:03] Sakata
    Pitcher's nervous!
[01:05] Urata
    There's the throw!
[01:07] Shima
    Strike!
[01:09] Sakata
    God damn!
[01:11] Shima
    Next batter, me!
[01:13] Shima
    I'm going to show you with a giant home run!
[01:15] Senra
    I'll pitch this one.
[01:17] Senra
    I'm all warmed up.
[01:18] Urata
    Y-You mean you're going to do
    your special, legendary pitch?
[01:21] Sakata
    Your legendary pitcher
    Senra has a hairy chest?!
[01:25] Senra
    Please, keep it down.
[01:26] Senra
    I've been hiding the truth
    because it scares my opponents.
[01:29] Senra
    Please don't post about it on social media.
[01:31] Shima
    Who says Senra has a hairy chest?
[01:33] Senra
    My trick ball speeds to the batter
    as though crawling on the ground.
[01:36] Senra
    My ultimate, undefeatable throw!
[01:38] Shima
    Dude, all you're doing is rolling the ball!
[01:39] Shima
    I'm gonna smash it into the
    ground and make a home run!
[01:43] Senra
    My trick ball!
[01:46] Sakata
    You knocked it out of the park.
[01:49] Urata
    Hey, my umbrella!
[01:51] Shima
    No, it's fine, it just
    needs a little bending.
[01:53] Shima
    See?
[01:53] Urata
    I bought that for 100 yen!
[01:56] Urata
    I only have one!
[01:57] Urata
    What if it rains?!
[01:58] Urata
    Who cares? It was only 100 yen!
[01:59] Senra
    I hear something.
[02:00] Urata
    Who cares? It's just a vinyl umbrella!
[02:01] Sakata
    What's that noise?
[02:03] Sakata
    Oh, it's raining.
[02:03] Urata
    Okay, I'm going home before
    it really starts coming down—
[02:10] Shima
    It's pouring.
[02:11] Sakata
    We can't go home until it stops.
[02:13] Urata
    Is it ever gonna, though?
[02:15] Senra
    I borrowed an umbrella of unknown
    ownership from the staff office!
[02:19] Shima
    Nice.
[02:20] Sakata
    So, where is it?
[02:21] Senra
    Here.
[02:22] Urata
    Why did you only take one?
[02:24] Shima
    And it had to be foldable!
[02:25] Sakata
    It's better than nothing.
[02:27] Sakata
    Let's walk home with this.
[02:28] Urata
    How are we getting home
    with just one umbrella?
[02:30] Sakata
    Senra, squeeze in more.
[02:32] Senra
    I am.
[02:33] Shima
    I'm completely outside.
[02:36] Urata
    C'mon, there's no way we're
    fitting four under there.
[02:38] Shima
    All right, let's think of something else.
[02:43] Sakata
    You're too heavy.
[02:45] Senra
    Crap! Crap!
[02:47] Shima
    Get on, quick! Get on!
[02:49] Urata
    How am I supposed to get on?
[02:50] Shima
    Good things come to those who climb!
[02:53] Senra
    Just do it!
[02:55] Sakata
    I can't hold on any more...
[02:57] Urata
    That totally didn't work.
[02:59] Shima
    Wait, give us another chance,
    and we'll do better.
[03:01] Sakata
    Get off of me, already!
[03:04] Sakata
    We'll decide with rock-paper-scissors!
[03:05] Senra
    Since all four of us can't use it.
[03:06] Shima
    I never thought of that.
[03:07] Urata
    No.
[03:08] Urata
    This whole thing started
    because my umbrella broke.
[03:11] Urata
    I get to use this one.
[03:12] Senra
    I'm the one who brought it. It's mine.
[03:14] Sakata
    We all played baseball together, though.
[03:17] Urata
    That's BS!
[03:19] Senra
    Gotcha!
[03:21] Urata
    Stop it!
[03:22] Urata
    Hey, it stopped raining.
[03:24] Sakata
    Wow, it's so sunny.
[03:26] Senra
    Cool, let's play baseball outside.
[03:28] Urata
    The actual baseball club's going to kill us.
[03:31] A
    Youth: a life to be treasured, but
    never noticed except in retrospect.
[03:36] B
    The four of us transfer
    students formed an odd club.
[03:40] C
    And before we knew it, we were
    bound by an unseen connection.
[03:45] Urata
    Buy me an umbrella on the way home.
[03:47] Sakata
    Sushi.
[03:48] Shima
    How about chicken?
[03:48] Senra
    Sushi?
[03:49] Sakata
    I like chicken, too, but...
[03:50] Urata
    Guys, are you listening to me?
[03:52] Urata
    My umbrella!
[03:53] Urata
    Well, at least it's sunny.
[03:55] Urata
    The flicker of our youth goes on.