Season 1

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[00:01] Guy
    "Transfer student"...
[00:02] Guy
    The sweet sound of that term that
[00:04] ---
    everyone admires means the arrival
    of the star who's arrived late.
[00:07] Guy
    And today, I'm going to make my
    debut as the transfer student
[00:10] ---
    everyone wants to be.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:14] Bg
    Hey!
[01:15] Guy
    The most important thing about debuting
    as a transfer student is my introduction.
[01:18] Guy
    Depending on if I'm able to grasp
    the hearts of my classmates
[01:19] ---
    or not will determine my position
    in this class from now on.
[01:21] Guy
    Everything depends on this
    first intro. I've got this!
[01:23] Guy
    Hey, I'm joining this class
    starting today. The name's Urata.
SIGN    Urata
[01:26] Guy
    I ended up having to move because of my
    family and transferred to this school...
[01:30] Ura
    Why did I give such a boring introduction?!
[01:33] Ura
    Everyone's staring!
[01:35] Ura
    This isn't how I imagined
    my high school debut!
[01:37] ---
    It was more...
SIGN    U
SIGN    Ra
SIGN    Ta
[01:38] Bg
    Wasshoi!
[01:39] Ura
    ...like this!
[01:40] Ura
    I wanted to experience a school life
    where I came in as a transfer student and
[01:43] ---
    rose up the ranks to become
    the popular kid...
[01:46] Ura
    What the?
[01:47] Saka
    I'm mwate, I'm mwate!
[01:48] Ura
    The most cliche late dude just arrived?!
[01:50] Saka
    Goof morming!
[01:51] Ura
    Ow!
[01:53] Saka
    I'm Sakata! Nice to meet ya!
SIGN    Sakata
[01:56] Ura
    Uh, are you a transfer student?
[01:58] Saka
    Hey, you, too?
[01:59] Saka
    Whoops. I was in the middle
    of eating breakfast.
[02:03] Saka
    Want some?
[02:04] Ura
    No!
[02:06] Ura
    I was in the middle of my introduction.
[02:07] Ura
    Uh, can I continue?
[02:09] Shima
    Hold it right there!
[02:11] Saka
    What the?
[02:12] Ura
    There was a voice from above?
[02:13] Shima
    H-Hold it! Hold it!
[02:15] Ura
    Yeah, we're waiting.
[02:16] Saka
    Yup.
[02:18] Shima
    Just hang on a bit longer!
[02:20] ---
    Huh? This is weird.
[02:21] Shima
    This all went fine when I practiced it!
[02:23] Saka
    You ready yet? We're waiting.
[02:25] Ura
    We can hear you.
[02:26] ---
    We can hear your inner
    voice in full panic mode.
[02:27] Shima
    I'll just have to climb down... Oh, shit!
[02:31] Shima
    Hya-ha! The name's Shima and I just
    transferred to this class today!
SIGN    Shima
[02:35] Shima
    Nice to meet ya!
[02:36] Ura
    Wait. This is an overload of information.
[02:38] Saka
    What the heck? Did you plan all this yourself?
[02:40] Shima
    I was so anxious that I got here before
    the date changed to today and prepared.
[02:44] Ura
    Uh, what's with all the transfer students?!
[02:46] Saka
    Yeah. I never heard of three
    students transferring in at once.
[02:49] Shima
    Yeah, there probably won't be any more.
[02:51] Senra
    Hold it right there.
[02:53] Senra
    You guys transfer students?
[02:55] Shima
    H-He must be the boss!
[02:56] ---
    He's sitting right smack dab in the middle!
[02:58] Saka
    He's the guy who gets pissed
    off at all the smug newbies!
[03:00] Ura
    This sucks!
[03:02] ---
    I wasn't expecting to run into
    him on the first day of school!
[03:04] Ura
    This is all because you
    two caused such a ruckus!
[03:06] Saka
    Wait, that wasn't me. It was him.
[03:08] Shima
    This was totally normal at my old school!
[03:11] Senra
    I guess I'll have to give
    you a proper greeting, then.
[03:14] All
    What?!
[03:15] Senra
    I'm Senra! I'm a transfer student, too.
SIGN    Senra
[03:18] Ura
    Wait, you, too?!
[03:20] Senra
    It's not every day that you see a transfer
    student already sitting at a desk, right?
[03:24] Senra
    I got to class early and
    they let me sit down.
[03:26] Shima
    Yeah, that idea definitely
    never crossed my mind.
[03:28] Saka
    You sure are weird.
[03:30] Ura
    You two seriously have no right to talk.
[03:32] Ura
    More importantly, how the heck are there
    four transfer students in one class?!
[03:34] ---
    That's way too many!
[03:35] Senra
    That just makes it way more fun.
    Looking forward to hanging out with you guys.
[03:38] Saka
    Likewise!
[03:40] Senra
    Oh, I guess homeroom is over.
[03:42] Senra
    Guess I'll go back to my seat.
[03:44] Saka
    I wonder where my seat is.
[03:44] Shima
    I call dibs on the seat in the very back!
[03:49] Ura
    H-Homeroom's over?!
[03:50] ---
    Wh-What about my debut as
    a high school student?!
[03:52] Ura
    And so my plan for my new life
    as a high school student
[03:55] ---
    crumbled away at the presence of three other
    students who stood out way more than me.
[03:58] All
    To be continued!

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[00:00] Sakata
    School clubs:
[00:01] Sakata
    a page from the book of every
    student's priceless youth,
[00:04] Sakata
    where they all get to shine together.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:06] Shima
    Wow.
[01:07] Shima
    There's actually a classroom nobody's using.
[01:10] Senra
    Since it's on the top floor,
     they said there was no use for it.
[01:14] Urata
    Why were we all called here, anyway?
[01:16] Senra
    Right? The guy who called us
     out isn't even here.
[01:18] Sakata
    Hey, transfer students!
[01:20] Urata
    You're a transfer student, too.
[01:22] Senra
    So, what's up?
[01:23] Sakata
    Now, just calm down.
[01:24] Sakata
    I have a reason for asking
    you all here today.
[01:28] Sakata
    Do you not realize what I'm about to say?
[01:30] Shima
    Well, we're meeting in a
    classroom after school, so...
[01:32] Shima
    a battle royale?
[01:33] Sakata
    No! It's nothing that bloody!
[01:35] Sakata
    Did you know this school has a rule
    that every student must join a club?
[01:40] Senra
    Yeah, our homeroom teacher mentioned it.
[01:42] Shima
    For real?
[01:43] Urata
    Sports or the arts...
[01:43] Senra
    I wanna join an easy one.
[01:44] Urata
    Which one should I join?
[01:45] Sakata
    You fools!
[01:46] Sakata
    Don't get ahead of yourselves
    while I'm still talking!
[01:49] Urata
    Ow! Why'd you only hit me?!
[01:51] Sakata
    Most clubs are already at a point where
    they don't want any more newbies.
[01:54] Sakata
    It'll be pretty tough to join any of them.
[01:57] Urata
    Plus, we're transfer students...
[01:58] Sakata
    So, I had a great idea!
[02:00] Sakata
    Let's start a new club of our own!
[02:03] Shima
    A new club?
[02:04] Senra
    Why us? All we have in common is
    that we're transfer students.
[02:08] Sakata
    I'll ask you this, then!
[02:09] Sakata
    Do we have any friends
    in our class right now?
[02:12] Sakata
    Do we?!
[02:16] Urata
    Everyone's avoiding me because
    of that mess earlier!
[02:17] Urata
    My first day, and I'm already out of place!
[02:19] Shima
    So if we have no friends in class,
[02:21] Shima
    we have no connections to any clubs, either.
[02:24] Sakata
    Exactly! So the fastest way
    is to start our own club!
[02:28] Senra
    I guess we'll have to, then.
[02:30] Shima
    We might as well hang out together
    as four outsider transfer students.
SIGN    Sakata
[02:35] Sakata
    Okay, once again...
[02:36] Sakata
    I'm Sakata!
[02:37] Sakata
    I've never used the shoe lockers!
SIGN    Senra
[02:38] Senra
    What's with that introduction?
[02:40] Senra
    I'm Senra. Despite my looks,
    I have thick body hair.
SIGN    Shima
[02:43] Shima
    I'm Shima. From a family of four.
[02:45] Shima
    I sit down to pee.
[02:46] Urata
    I'm Urata.
SIGN    Urata
[02:48] Urata
    Between cats and dogs, I prefer cats.
[02:50] Urata
    So, what kind of club are we starting?
[02:53] Sakata
    A club for transfer students!
[02:55] Sakata
    I call it the Transfer Student Club!
SIGN    Transfer Studient Club
[02:58] Shima
    That's the most obvious name!
[02:59] Urata
    I think he wrote it wrong...
[03:01] Senra
    Who's gonna be the president?
[03:02] Sakata
    I've already decided that.
[03:03] Sakata
    The one who comes last in
     the alphabetical order will be president!
SIGN    Urata Sakata Shima Senra
[03:06] Urata
    Huh? So I'm president?
[03:09] Shima
    Works for me!
[03:10] Urata
    I vehemently object!
[03:11] Sakata
    You've got s presidential air about you.
[03:14] Urata
    What? I do? I seem like one?
[03:16] Urata
    I have the aura of someone who could
    reach the top of the whole school?
[03:20] Shima
    I wouldn't go that far.
[03:22] Sakata
    So we've got our president! Which means...
[03:24] Sakata
    The Transfer Student Club
    has been established!
[03:26] All
    Yeah!
[03:27] Sakata
    Wow, this feels like such a youthful thing!
[03:29] Urata
    S-So, what does the Transfer
    Student Club do, anyway?
[03:33] Sakata
    Well...
SIGN    Transfer Studient Club
[03:35] Sakata
    We'll decide that next week!
SIGN    Transfer Student Club
[03:37] Urata
    He ran away!
[03:37] All
    Wait!
[03:39] Sakata
    And that's how our priceless club,
    the Transfer Student Club, was formed.
[03:44] All
    To be continued!

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[00:01] Shima
    The club room...
[00:02] Shima
    A scared place into which only
    the chosen are permitted entry.
SIGN    New Club Submission Form
    
    Transfer Student Club
    
    Purpose: For a fun school life!
[00:07] [SONG] Text
    Accepted
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:09] Senra
    Finally, the Transfer Student
    Club is a formal club.
[01:12] Urata
    I never thought it'd be
    accepted as a proper club.
[01:14] Urata
    Oh, yeah. Where's Shima?
[01:16] Sakata
    I haven't seen him today.
[01:18] Senra
    Maybe he's got a cold or something?
[01:21] Urata
    He's missing out on
     the first day of the club.
SIGN    Transfer Student Club!
[01:23] Sakata
    Was this always here?
[01:25] Urata
    Please learn to use kanji...
[01:27] Senra
    Hey...
[01:28] Senra
    Wait, what the hell?!
[01:29] Senra
    Is this someone's house, or what?
[01:31] Urata
    This doesn't look anything like a classroom!
[01:33] Urata
    What's going on here—
[01:35] Senra
    Are you all right, Urata?!
[01:37] Sakata
    What's up?
[01:40] Senra
    Why is there a trap here?!
[01:41] Sakata
    Someone help me!
[01:44] Shima
    So, you've arrived.
[01:45] Senra
    Shima!
[01:47] Shima
    This is the Transfer Student Club's room.
[01:49] Urata
    What is this, a ninja house?!
[01:51] Urata
    Get us down!
[01:53] Urata
    Care to explain what this is all about?
[01:57] Sakata
    It's so warm.
[01:58] Senra
    Hey, you're well-prepared.
[01:59] Senra
    A kotatsu calls for mandarins.
[02:01] Urata
    Quit acting like you're at home, guys.
[02:03] Urata
    Why is there a kotatsu here?
[02:05] Shima
    Well, it's always been my dream
    to make a secret base like this.
[02:09] Senra
    I was wondering where you were.
[02:10] Senra
    You were renovating the club room, huh?
[02:12] Urata
    No one gave you permission.
[02:13] Sakata
    Hey, this is the game
    that came out last week!
[02:15] Shima
    What do you think?
[02:16] Shima
    We have everything from
    mobile gear to VR games.
[02:19] Urata
    Kotatsu and games...
[02:21] Urata
    That's way too indulgent.
[02:22] Senra
    Come on, don't get all mad.
[02:23] Senra
    Let's warm up and have some mandarins.
[02:25] Urata
    How did you even bring this here?
[02:28] Shima
    I spent all night moving it.
[02:29] Urata
    Don't brag about that!
[02:30] Urata
    No kotatsu, and no games!
[02:31] Urata
    Don't bring anything unless
    it's fit for a club room!
[02:34] Shima
    How about this?
[02:35] Urata
    We have no use for it.
[02:35] Shima
    What about this statue?
[02:37] Urata
    Waste of space.
[02:37] Shima
    Weeds I picked in the yard.
[02:38] Urata
    Throw it out.
[02:39] Urata
    Kitty!
[02:40] Shima
    It was walking down the hallway.
[02:41] Urata
    Give it back to the owner!
[02:44] Urata
    That should do it.
[02:46] Shima
    There's almost nothing left!
[02:47] Sakata
    The classroom's almost back to normal.
[02:49] Shima
    My dream secret base...
[02:51] Urata
    Cash on delivery, please.
SIGN    Delivery
[02:53] Shima
    And he's shipping it back!
[02:55] Urata
    What do you expect?
[02:56] Urata
    We're not allowed to bring
    any of this stuff to school.
[02:59] Senra
    It wouldn't even be funny if
    we got shut down on day one.
[03:02] Sakata
    It's fine as long as it's something
     we'd use for club activities.
[03:05] Urata
    No way, there was nothing
    in there that we could use.
[03:08] Senra
    Wait. So what does this club do, again?
[03:12] Urata
    I know!
[03:13] Urata
    What if our club activity
    is to find club activities?
[03:16] Shima
    So anything, then!
[03:18] Senra
    Maybe it's a good thing that we're so chill.
[03:20] Sakata
    I think so, too.
[03:22] Urata
    Okay, then, let's get started
    with our club activities.
[03:26] Urata
    Today's meeting is...
[03:26] Shima
    All right, let's start by gaming to
    see if that's a good club activity.
[03:30] Sakata
    Sweet!
[03:31] Senra
    I wanna play this!
[03:31] Shima
    Why don't we play this one?
[03:33] Sakata
    Nice, let's play each other.
[03:35] Urata
    Dammit, the moment I take my eyes off of you!
[03:38] Shima
    And so our Transfer Student Club was done.
[03:44] Shima
    To be continued.
[03:45] ---
    

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[00:03] Senra
    Tako party. A banquet of octopus.
[00:05] Senra
    Many gather to toast to
    the mesmerizing red tentacles.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:10] Shiam
    Hey, where's Senra?
[01:11] Urata
    I heard he's already in the club room.
[01:14] Sakata
    Is that pollen?
[01:15] Sakata
    My nose is itchy.
[01:17] Shima
    Dude, there's smoke coming
    out of the club room!
[01:20] Urata
    Is that a fire?!
[01:21] Urata
    Wait, Senra's still inside!
[01:23] Urata
    Are you okay?!
[01:25] Urata
    There's so much smoke!
[01:26] Sakata
    Although...
[01:28] Sakata
    It smells so good!
[01:29] Senra
    Welcome!
[01:30] Urata
    Takoyaki?!
[01:32] Urata
    So...
[01:32] Senra
    I brought a takoyaki kit from home.
[01:35] Sakata
    It looks so good.
[01:35] Urata
    No one said you could bring that in here...
[01:38] Senra
    We're having a tako party today
    to get to know each other better.
[01:42] Urata
    Is that the thing I've heard party people do?
[01:44] Senra
    I've always wanted to try it with you guys.
[01:46] Senra
    Tell me what you think of my takoyaki.
[01:48] Urata
    Thank you!
[01:51] Sakata
    This texture...
[01:52] Sakata
    It's firm...
[01:53] Sakata
    Wait, it's not octopus, it's squid!
[01:55] Urata
    It's a tako party, and
     the filling isn't octopus.
[01:57] Senra
    That's right.
[01:58] Senra
    These aren't just ordinary takoyaki...
     They're dark takoyaki!
[02:00] Sakata
    Dark takoyaki, you say?!
[02:02] Senra
    Yeah.
[02:02] Senra
    There's octopus in only one of them.
[02:04] Shima
    That's not actually takoyaki, then!
[02:06] Senra
    Let the dark games begin.
[02:09] Sakata
    Only one of us will have the winning dish.
[02:12] Shima
    I don't want to lose!
[02:14] Urata
    I'm going to get the proper takoyaki.
[02:16] Senra
    You're all so serious.
[02:17] Senra
    I don't know which one's
    the right one, either.
[02:19] Senra
    So I'll have to choose carefully, myself.
[02:21] Sakata
    The scent...
[02:22] Sakata
    Man, it smells so good.
[02:24] Sakata
    But I have no idea.
[02:25] Shima
    They don't look any different, either.
[02:27] Urata
    Which means there's only a right
    answer and a wrong answer.
[02:30] Sakata
    Obviously.
[02:31] Urata
    Wait, you can read my mind?!
[02:33] Urata
    Can you hear me?
[02:34] Urata
    I'm speaking to your mind right now.
[02:37] Shima
    Shut up!
[02:38] Shima
    I'm trying to choose right now.
[02:40] Urata
    Was my mind leaking this whole time?!
[02:42] Sakata
    Dammit, which one should I choose?
[02:44] Sakata
    Hang on, you all heard what
    I was thinking this whole time?
[02:47] Sakata
    Have you all been acting
    like you never noticed?!
[02:50] Senra
    Everyone's taking this so seriously.
[02:52] Senra
    There's actually only one miss.
    The rest are all delicious octopus.
[02:56] Urata
    All rgiht, this is the one!
[02:58] Urata
    Yum! I win!
[03:01] Sakata
    Wait, mine's takoyaki, too.
[03:03] Shima
    No way! Mine, too.
[03:04] Shima
    Which means...
[03:06] Urata
    What's in the losing one?
[03:08] Senra
    Mint gum.
[03:10] Senra
    Cheers!
[03:11] Senra
    Looks like we've gotten closer now.
[03:14] Sakata
    Why don't we take a picture together?
[03:16] Urata
    Nice.
[03:16] Urata
    Let's use mine, then.
[03:18] Senra
    How do you want to pose?
[03:19] Shima
    How about with cheekfuls of takoyaki?
[03:21] Urata
    What kind of weird group photo is that?
[03:24] Urata
    All right, it's ready.
[03:26] Urata
    Ten, nine...
[03:27] Sakata
    Eight...
[03:28] Shima
    Seven...
[03:29] Senra
    Six...
[03:30] Urata
    Five... Ack!
[03:31] Sakata
    Are you all right?
[03:33] Sakata
    Hot!
[03:33] Sakata
    Watch it!
[03:35] Senra
    Hey, this one's half-done.
[03:37] Senra
    The Transfer Student Club,
    which got to know each other better
[03:41] ---
    through the tako party,
    will continue their feast.
[03:44] Senra
    To be continued!

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[00:00] Urata
    This is so bad! Come on!
[00:02] Urata
    You can't even see me.
[00:04] Senra
    I like it. You're like
    an unidentified creature.
[00:07] Urata
    Who are you calling a cryptid?!
[00:08] Urata
    Let's take another picture.
[00:10] Sakata
    You've been pretty quiet, Shima. What's up?
[00:12] Shima
    I was wondering...
    Why isn't there anyone in class?
SIGN    9:00 Assemble in gymnasium
[00:15] Urata
    It's a school assembly today!
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:17] Urata
    There are two kinds of people in the world.
[01:20] Urata
    Those who listen to the principal
    in the morning greeting,
[01:23] Sakata
    and those who don't listen to the principal.
[01:26] Senra
    Which kind are you viewers
    on the other side of the screen?
[01:29] Urata
    Thank goodness we made it.
[01:31] Senra
    Come to think of it, I've never
    seen the principal before.
[01:33] Urata
    Oh, yeah. I wonder what he's like.
[01:36] Shima
    I heard he's a weird old guy
    who was hired just recently.
[01:39] Senra
    A weird old guy, huh?
[01:40] Senra
    I'm curious.
[01:41] Sakata
    His hairstyle's probably something like this.
SIGN    Dress-up
[01:43] Sakata
    That's how most principals do their hair.
[01:45] Senra
    Apparently he's weird, so maybe he's got
    a buzz cut and walks around with a katana.
[01:49] Urata
    That's beyond weird!
[01:51] Urata
    Go back to something
    a little more normal!
[01:53] Shima
    How about an all-back, then?
[01:54] Urata
    And a suit or something, I guess.
SIGN    The* Principal
[01:57] Sakata
    That's too stereotypical.
[01:59] Sakata
    Let's give him a twist.
[02:00] Urata
    Why does he need a twist?!
[02:02] Shima
    He might wear an animal suit
    to try to be memorable.
SIGN    The* Principal 2
[02:05] Senra
    Maybe he's a no-clothes who just wears undies.
[02:07] Urata
    What the hell is the no-clothes?
[02:08] Urata
    Don't come to school like that!
[02:09] Senra
    I mean, he's probably hungover.
[02:12] Shima
    He drinks too hard on the night before
[02:13] ---
    and comes to school piss-drunk.
[02:15] Shima
    As a single father,
     he raised his lone daughter,
[02:17] ---
    and now she has a boyfriend.
[02:19] Senra
    But her boyfriend turns out to be cheating.
[02:23] Shima
    Her father loses his temper!
[02:24] Shima
    The gong sounds!
[02:25] Senra
    Clang!
[02:26] Sakata
    Before he knows it, he's in his underwear
[02:28] ---
    and it's ten minutes before
    the school assembly.
[02:30] Urata
    Why the bit about him
    fighting his daughter's boyfriend?!
[02:32] Urata
    He's obviously going to dress normally!
[02:34] Urata
    He's coming in a suit. End of story.
[02:35] Shima
    Oh, and glasses...
[02:37] Shima
    Well, that's normal.
[02:37] Urata
    Normal is fine.
[02:39] Sakata
    Please! At least shades!
[02:41] Sakata
    At least give him shades!
[02:42] Urata
    No!
[02:43] Urata
    Principals aren't like that!
[02:44] Urata
    Wait, why am I getting so upset?
[02:46] Urata
    Fine, whatever, give him shades.
[02:48] Senra
    This is the principal of our dreams.
[02:50] Urata
    I feel like I've seen this person somewhere.
[02:53] Voice
    I know, right?
[02:55] Shima
    The principal's speaking.
[02:56] Senra
    Buzz cut! Katana!
[02:57] Sakata
    Underwear! Underwear!
[02:59] Urata
    That's not happening.
[03:01] Urata
    Isn't that person the principal?
[03:04] Sakata
    Dude, look at that!
[03:06] Principal
    Good morning, everyone.
[03:08] Principal
    It's been half a year since I was hired,
[03:09] ---
    but I'm there are still plenty of you
    who are shocked at my appearance.
[03:13] Principal
    I'm always shocked when I see
[03:14] ---
    how many students are standing
    here before me, too.
[03:18] Principal
    I'd like to share some
    good news with you today.
[03:22] Principal
    There will be no school for the next
     three weeks starting tomorrow.
[03:26] Principal
    Just kidding.
[03:28] Principal
    Our baseball team has shown
    some excellent results.
[03:30] Shima
    Our principal....
[03:32] Senra
    He's weird, huh?
[03:33] Urata
    He's beyond weird.
[03:35] Sakata
    Time to transfer again.
[03:37] Principal
    They've done outstanding work.
[03:39] Principal
    The baseball team isn't the only one that's
    working hard. You're all sparkling.
[03:42] Principal
    How wonderful!
[03:44] All
    To be continued.

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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:02] Teach
    This next part might show up on
    a test so pay attention.
[01:09] Brown
    Ugh, I have no idea.
[01:10] ---
    This is way harder than my last school.
[01:12] Brown
    I'm gonna get left behind
    if I let my guard down.
[01:15] Brown
    Academics: the whole purpose
    of being a student.
[01:18] Brown
    Not only does studying daily make
    you smarter, it also strengthens your...
SIGN    Arithmetic
[01:25] Brown
    He's actually asleep!
[01:27] Brown
    I'm not letting you copy my
    homework later even if you ask!
[01:30] Teach
    And then...
[01:33] Brown
    Man, he's loud, though.
[01:35] Teach
    Let's have Sakata-kun read the next section.
[01:39] Brown
    Hey, wake up. He's going
    to realize you're sleeping.
[01:41] Teach
    Actually, let's have him read the next page.
[01:44] Brown
    Safe.
[01:45] Brown
    Not to mention, that's
    not even the right book!
SIGN    Arithmetic
[01:47] Brown
    He's definitely going to
    get caught at any second.
[01:50] Brown
    At this rate...
[01:51] Brown
    Special Technique: Wake Him
    With the Smell of Bento!
[01:54] Brown
    Did it work?
[01:55] Red
    I ate that yesterday.
[01:57] Brown
    Is he actually asleep?
[01:58] Teach
    Urata-kun.
[02:00] Teach
    It's not quite time for lunch yet.
[02:05] Brown
    Thank goodness this teacher's
    not that scary—
[02:07] ---
    Wait! I got laughed at because of you.
[02:09] Brown
    Now I'm definitely going to wake you up!
[02:11] Brown
    Dude, he's like fast asleep!
[02:13] ---
    Where the heck was he
    hiding that fancy pillow?
[02:16] Brown
    Damn it. Who do you think you are?
[02:17] ---
    I know. I'll snatch his pillow from him.
[02:20] Brown
    I just need to do it quietly so the
    teacher doesn't notice... Got it!
[02:23] Brown
    I'm gonna wake you from your
    peaceful slumber like this!
[02:25] Brown
    Wait, how does that even work?!
[02:27] Blonde
    To think the same exact things I learned
    at my last school would come up now.
[02:31] Blonde
    The next test's gonna be a breeze.
[02:33] Blonde
    Apparently he's not worried, either.
[02:36] Brown
    Next, I'm gonna use this nose
    hook and force him awake!
[02:39] Brown
    Wait, where's his nose?
[02:41] ---
    What the hell?
[02:43] Teach
    Next, let's have Urata-kun...
[02:45] Brown
    Yes, sir!
[02:47] Brown
    Ugh, at this rate, class is gonna end.
[02:49] Brown
    Isn't there something I can do?
[02:53] Brown
    This is the only way left...
[02:55] Brown
    If all else fails, take that! Eraser attack!
[02:58] Red
    That's not a chikuwa!
[03:00] Blonde
    Ow! What the hell, dude?
[03:01] Purple
    Hey! Quit doing that during class!
[03:03] Red
    What the heck?
[03:04] ---
    Come on, guys. Pay attention in class.
[03:06] Brown
    Like you can talk!
[03:06] Teach
    Gentlemen...
[03:08] Teach
    Is my class so fun that you're
    causing that much of a ruckus?
[03:11] Teach
    Dear me, you have some nerve
    to misbehave in my class.
[03:20] Brown
    How old-fahioned can you get, having me
    hold buckets out in the hallway...
[03:23] ---
    Wait, why is it just me?!
[03:25] Red
    The bell just rang.
[03:26] Pruple
    Good work.
[03:27] Blonde
    The buckets are a good luck
    on you. I'm gonna snap a pic.
[03:30] Blonde
    Okay, let's go to the club room.
[03:32] Guy
    Okay.
[03:33] Brown
    Wait! One of you switch with me!
[03:35] Brown
    Oh, no! It's gonna spill!
[03:37] Some
    What the heck, man?
[03:38] Teach
    Looks like all the transfer students
    are getting along now.
[03:41] Teach
    Wait, what's this? The screen is suddenly—
[03:44] Guys
    To be continued!
[03:45] ---
    

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[00:04] Senra
    Urata and Sakata are no-shows.
[00:06] Senra
    I think I'll head out.
[00:08] Shima
    They might be surprised
    if we don't tell them.
[00:11] Senra
    That's true.
[00:12] Senra
    I know!
[00:13] Senra
    Our club activity today is an epic prank!
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
SIGN    Prank
[01:15] Senra
    The prank: deception in the name of mischief.
[01:18] Shima
    Don't try this at home.
[01:21] Shima
    This is what we'll be using.
[01:23] Shima
    An ordinary cardboard box.
[01:25] Senra
    Are you sure about this? It's so valuable.
[01:27] Shima
    What are you talking about?
[01:28] Senra
    This is the cardboard box your
    owner found you in in the rain.
[01:32] [SONG] Text
    Please adopt me
[01:32] Shima
    I'm not an abandoned squirrel!
[01:35] Shima
    So anyway, I'm going to
    hide in this cardboard box.
[01:37] Senra
    Okay.
[01:38] Shima
    And when the two arrive...
[01:39] Senra
    When they arrive...
[01:40] Shima
    I'll jump out and scare them.
[01:41] Senra
    I see.
[01:42] Senra
    Seems pretty lame, but it works.
[01:44] Shima
    What have you come up with, then, Senra?
SIGN    Quick Drying
     Superglue
[01:47] Senra
    I'm using this.
[01:49] Senra
    First, we lather the chair with this glue.
[01:53] Senra
    Then, when those two find the box,
     open it, and are all, "What the heck?!"
[01:58] Senra
    And then they can't get off the chair!
[02:00] Senra
    Their butts are docked to the chairs!
SIGN    Prank
    successful!
[02:03] Shima
    Squadsman Senra, I suspect we'll be treated
    to the sight of them struggling pathetically!
[02:07] Senra
    Yes, Squadsman Shima, let us
    begin preparing for the prank.
[02:11] Shima
    I shall now enter the box.
[02:13] Senra
    He, they'll get suspicious
     if the box is bulging.
[02:16] Senra
    Fold yourself better into
    the box's shape.
[02:18] Shima
    Ow! Ow!
[02:20] Senra
    And then we close it with duct tape.
[02:22] Shima
    Wait, but then I can't get out.
[02:23] Senra
    It's gotta be realistic.
[02:25] Senra
    They'll get suspicious if it's open.
[02:27] Shima
    Done?
[02:28] Senra
    It's perfect.
[02:30] Senra
    It's like the box is talking.
[02:31] Shima
    Now I just need to lay on the glue.
[02:33] Sakata
    Man...
[02:33] Urata
    I can't believe we got called
    up about our exam grades.
[02:37] Shima
    They're here?!
[02:37] Senra
    Oh, oh no!
[02:39] Sakata
    Hey.
[02:40] Urata
    What's up?
[02:42] Senra
    It's Sakata.
[02:43] Urata
    What's up?
[02:44] Senra
    Oh, nothing.
[02:45] Urata
    You sure?
[02:46] Urata
    It looks like you're trying to hide
    something because someone came along.
[02:51] Senra
    He's weirdly observant.
[02:52] Sakata
    Oh yeah, is Shima still not here?
[02:54] Senra
    Shima just left saying he found a cat
    that looked just like a tsuchinoko.
[02:58] Urata
    Say what? I want to see that!
[02:59] Sakata
    Let's go find it!
[03:01] Senra
    That was close.
[03:02] Shima
    This is a failure!
[03:04] Shima
    I want out of the box!
[03:05] Senra
    Yeah...
[03:07] Senra
    Well, we'll get 'em next time.
[03:08] Senra
    I guess...
[03:09] Shima
    What's wrong?! Senra!
[03:11] Senra
    I'm stepping in the glue.
[03:14] Senra
    It got all over the floor,
    and I'm standing in it.
[03:15] Shima
    Which means...
[03:16] Senra
    I can't move my feet.
[03:18] Shima
    You're kidding!
[03:19] Shima
    How am I supposed to get out of here?!
[03:21] Senra
    I know, I just need to call them and...
[03:29] Urata
    Hey, we found it.
[03:30] Sakata
    Man, we actually found a cat
    that looks like a tsuchinoko.
[03:33] Sakata
    It's a tsuchineko!
[03:33] Senra
    Wow, that's pretty cool...
[03:38] Sakata
    What's going on here?
[03:43] Sakata
    To be continued!

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[00:00] A
    I want to touch you.
[00:01] A
    But it can't be.
[00:03] A
    An absolute taboo.
[00:05] A
    We call such a thing a "promise."
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:10] Sakata
    Look at him, sound asleep.
[01:12] Sakata
    Boys, now's our chance.
[01:14] Shima
    Mweeheehee.
[01:17] Shima
    Why'd you call us so early
     in the morning, Sakata?
[01:20] Senra
    And why just the three of us?
[01:22] Sakata
    Stay awake, Senra!
[01:24] Sakata
    Let's get to business.
[01:26] Sakata
    Is there something about
    Urata that bothers you?
[01:28] Shima
    You don't mean...
[01:29] Senra
    The animal on his shoulder?
[01:30] Sakata
    That's right.
[01:31] Sakata
    I've never seen it leave Urata's side.
[01:34] Sakata
    What is it? I want to know.
[01:36] Sakata
    But...
[01:37] Sakata
    Even when I asked him, he'd only
    turn away, looking guilty.
[01:40] (Flashback) Sakata
    What's up with that pensive look?
[01:42] (Flashback) Sakata
    Is something going on? Hey!
[01:43] Sakata
    The time has come for us
    to discover the truth!
[01:48] Sakata
    He's taking a nice nap.
[01:50] Sakata
    Ready, boys?
[01:51] Senra
    Yeah.
[01:53] Sakata
    Let's do this quietly.
[01:55] Sakata
    Wh-What the?!
[01:57] Urata
    Can't you see that Urata-kun is asleep?
[02:00] Sakata
    That's not Urata's voice!
[02:02] Urata
    I've taken control of Urata-kun's body.
[02:04] Urata
    My name is Yamadanuki.
[02:06] Shima
    Yamadanuki?!
[02:07] Urata
    That's right.
[02:08] Urata
    I love Urata-kun.
[02:09] Urata
    I've protected him ever since he was little.
[02:11] Shima
    Why's a tanuki bonded to Urata?
[02:13] Urata
    How dare you say Urata-kun's
    name with such disrespect!
[02:16] Shima
    Stop zapping me! You're
    going to fix my bad back!
[02:19] Urata
    How dare you attack Urata-kun in his sleep!
[02:20] Urata
    I've no intention of forgiving you
     for what you've done to him.
[02:24] Senra
    What we've done to him?
    We haven't done anything!
[02:26] Urata
    Don't talk back to me!
[02:28] Urata
    I don't like you! Take this!
[02:31] Senra
    Why?!
[02:32] Sakata
    What are your demands?
[02:34] Urata
    Let's see...
[02:35] Urata
    You may atone by becoming
    Urata-kun's servants.
[02:37] Shima
    Servants, you say?
[02:39] Senra
    We shall serve him.
[02:42] Sakata
    And so we became his servants.
[02:45] Urata
    Well done.
[02:46] Senra
    If only he didn't look like Urata...
[02:49] Urata
    Now, Shima, you will buy yakisoba bread
    at the cafeteria within three minutes.
[02:54] Shima
    Why are we doing this?
[02:56] Shima
    And where has Urata gone?
[02:58] Urata
    Urata-kun is right here.
[03:00] Urata
    Oh, I guess this was me.
[03:02] Shima
    He spoke with Urata's voice!
[03:03] Urata
    I had no idea what's going on,
    so I've just been watching.
[03:06] Urata
    Wait, does that mean I've swapped
    bodies with Yamadanuki?!
[03:08] Senra
    You didn't realize?
[03:10] Shima
    Jeez. We were going easy on you since
    we thought Urata might be in there.
[03:13] Senra
    Go back to your own body, Yamadanuki!
[03:16] Sakata
    Hang on, I'm caught in the middle!
[03:18] Urata
    All right, then!
[03:23] Urata
    Down with you all!
[03:28] Sakata
    Was that a dream?
[03:29] Urata
    Come on, sleeping again?
[03:31] Sakata
    Urata! Do you have any idea
    what you've put us all through?!
[03:34] Urata
    What do you mean, what I've put you through?
[03:37] Sakata
    I'm going to go buy yakisoba bread.
[03:39] Urata
    Yakisoba bread?
[03:40] Shima
    What's gotten into you, Sakata?
[03:42] Urata
    I bet he's half-asleep and thinks it's lunchtime.
[03:42] Shima
    Hey, you okay?
[03:44] Shima
    To be continued!

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[00:00] A
    Love is a spark.
[00:02] B
    It's a powerful drug.
[00:03] C
    Or perhaps it's hesitation.
[00:05] A
    Many colors of love bloom
    and continue to be born.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:09] Shima
    I lost! Darn!
[01:11] Urata
    Loser buys drinks for everyone.
[01:13] Sakata
    Now crawl off to buy 'em.
[01:16] Urata
    Wh-What?!
[01:18] A
    Out of the way!
[01:19] Senra
    I hear something in the schoolyard.
[01:22] A
    Isn't that the school gang leader?
[01:23] B
    You can't just say that
    because of how he looks.
[01:25] Gantetsu
    I'm the gang leader of
    Nishi-kou High School.
[01:27] Gantetsu
    Gantetsu Gozaburo.
SIGN    Gantetsu Gozaburo
[01:29] Shima
    He actually was the gang leader.
[01:31] Shima
    Didn't think they still existed.
[01:32] Senra
    Oh yeah, someone in class mentioned him.
[01:35] Senra
    That there's a delinquent gang leader
[01:36] Senra
    who's never lost a fight at
    a school around here.
[01:38] Urata
    You'd be screwed if you
    caught his attention.
[01:41] Gantetsu
    Listen up.
[01:42] Gantetsu
    I came to this school
    today to meet some people.
[01:45] Gantetsu
    Specifically, the Transfer Student Club.
[01:47] Sakata
    Why? Why?!
[01:48] Gantetsu
    Members of the Transfer Student Club,
[01:50] Gantetsu
    explain why you've never
    come to make your greetings.
[01:53] Gantetsu
    And that's not all.
[01:54] Gantetsu
    I have a bone to pick with
    the Transfer Student Club.
[01:56] Sakata
    I can't imagine what it
    would have been about.
[01:59] Gantetsu
    It happened a while ago...
[02:01] Sakata
    He's starting a monologue!
[02:02] Gantetsu
    One as powerful as a gang leader
    is bound to be solitary.
[02:05] Gantetsu
    But even then, there was
    someone I was in love with.
[02:08] Gantetsu
    I was enamored.
[02:10] Gantetsu
    I was trying to decide when to talk
    to them, when you bastards showed up.
[02:13] (Flashback) Sakata
    Is this the cat Senra was talking about?
[02:16] (Flashback) Urata
    Oh yeah, it looks just
    like a tsuchinoko.
[02:17] (Flashback) Urata
    Let's go show it off.
[02:19] (Flashback) Gantetsu
    M-My beloved!
[02:22] Sakata
    Is he talking about...
[02:24] Sakata
    That cat from the other day?!
[02:27] Gantetsu
    I shall not forgive the impasse!
[02:29] Gantetsu
    And thus I have come here today!
[02:31] Shima
    The "one he loves" is that cat?
[02:33] Sakata
    Let's go hide out in our
    room until he goes away.
[02:37] Gantetsu
    I won't be leaving this spot until the
[02:39] Gantetsu
    Transfer Student Club's
    members show themselves.
[02:41] Senra
    He's not leaving.
[02:43] Shima
    We're gonna have to
    force our way through.
[02:45] Urata
    No, he knows who we are.
[02:47] Shima
    I know!
[02:48] Shima
    We might be able to sneak
    out if we wear disguises.
[02:51] Urata
    Good idea!
[02:53] Urata
    Wait, why do I have to cross-dress?!
[02:56] Shima
    This was the only cosplay
    gear in the club room.
[02:59] Sakata
    I'm pretty sure he's going to catch on.
[03:01] Senra
    Or he might get so creeped
    out, he won't even talk to us.
[03:05] Urata
    Let's give it a shot.
[03:07] Shima
    I gotta hurry.
[03:10] Sakata
    Why are you in such a hurry?
[03:12] Shima
    I have to hurry to pick flowers.
[03:14] Senra
    I really need to go pee.
[03:16] Gantetsu
    Hold it.
[03:17] Gantetsu
    Have I met you before?
[03:20] Urata
    Uh-oh.
[03:20] Sakata
    I don't think we have.
[03:21] Gantetsu
    Let me ask, then...
[03:22] Shima
    Gulp.
[03:22] Gantetsu
    Are you in love with anyone?
[03:25] Senra
    Huh?
[03:26] Gantetsu
    If you aren't, I'd like
    for you to go out with me.
[03:28] Gantetsu
    I've fallen in love with
    you at first sight.
[03:30] Urata
    Um...
[03:31] Urata
    I don't think you can date
     four people at once.
[03:33] Shima
    You can't even choose
    one? You're so low.
[03:36] Senra
    Go home, you shallow flirt.
[03:39] Gantetsu
    H-How could I be rejected?!
[03:41] Gantetsu
    I'm not giving up!
[03:42] Urata
    You aren't?!
[03:44] Urata
    To be continued!

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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
SIGN    Transfer Student Club!
[01:02] A
    I guess it's been about three months
     since we started our club.
[01:06] B
    Three months? With almost
    no sense of direction?
[01:08] C
    Hey, we've had good times, it's fine.
[01:11] Urata
    There's something here.
[01:12] Senra
    What's this?
[01:13] Urata
    I hope you guys aren't
    planning another prank.
[01:16] Shima
    No way, I've got no clue what this is!
[01:18] Shima
    There's no one inside or anything.
[01:19] Sakata
    That's suspicious.
[01:21] Sakata
    Either way, let's open it up.
[01:23] Sakata
    Is this a present?
[01:25] Urata
    A Transfer Student Club three month
    anniversary gift or something?
[01:28] Senra
    What are we, a new couple?!
[01:29] Senra
    It's a present for someone, isn't it?
[01:32] Shima
    A present?
[01:33] Urata
    Why would a present be here?
[01:34] Urata
    If it is a gift, who's it for?
[01:36] Sakata
    Me, of course.
[01:36] Shima
    No, me, obviously.
[01:37] Senra
    Me.
[01:38] Senra
    Me, me, me...
[01:39] ---
    Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
[01:43] Shima
    Wait, do the people in our class even
    know us well enough to give us a present?
[01:47] Senra
    Dot, dot, dot...
[01:49] Urata
    Let's check it out, I guess.
[01:51] Urata
    So fun.
[01:52] Urata
    So excited.
[01:54] Sakata
    And it's open.
[01:55] Sakata
    What's this?
[01:57] Sakata
    What a weird present.
[01:58] Sakata
    It's almost like a bomb.
[02:00] Sakata
    A bomb?!
[02:01] Urata
    No way.
[02:02] Sakata
    Just because there's a red
     wire and blue wire...
[02:04] Shima
    There's a countdown display
    looking thing, too.
[02:07] Urata
    That's impossible.
[02:08] Urata
    It's a bomb prank toy, obviously.
[02:09] Urata
    It's pretty heavy.
[02:13] Senra
    Treat it carefully!
[02:15] Urata
    My bad!
[02:17] Urata
    Ten minutes?
[02:19] Bomb
    Countdown initiated.
[02:21] Shima
    A countdown? It's totally a bomb!
[02:24] Bomb
    Please disconnect either the red wire
    or the blue wire within ten minutes.
[02:28] Urata
    The voice guidance really
    makes it seem like a bomb.
[02:31] Sakata
    Do we really need to cut the wires?
[02:32] Bomb
    Should you fail to cut the correct wire,
    there will be a **** within a fifty meter radius.
[02:37] Bomb
    Inaction will produce the same result.
[02:38] Urata
    I didn't hear the important part.
[02:40] Senra
    Hang on, fifty meters?
[02:42] Shima
    It talks like a legit bomb.
[02:46] Bomb
    Please cut the wire quickly.
[02:48] Urata
    It's definitely real!
[02:50] Urata
    Let's get out of the club room!
[02:51] Urata
    All our junk's in the way! We're stuck!
[02:52] A
    Let's take the front door!
[02:55] Sakata
    This one's stuck, too.
[02:57] Shima
    It's locked shut.
[02:58] Senra
    Why?
[02:59] A
    Tell me you love me.
[03:00] Sakata
    Open, open, open!
[03:01] Senra
    Open sesame!
[03:02] Urata
    Get back, you two.
[03:04] Urata
    I'll kick it open.
[03:05] Urata
    Here I go!
[03:07] Urata
    Roaming dynamite attack!
[03:10] Urata
    Shit, I think I messed up my toe.
[03:12] Sakata
    That's sad.
[03:13] Senra
    Huh? Huh?
[03:14] Shima
    Hey, come on, guys.
[03:15] Shima
    Quit messing around and open it already.
[03:18] Shima
    What's wrong?
[03:18] Senra
    I think that kick broke the door.
[03:21] Sakata
    Seriously?
[03:22] Shima
    It's because your attack name was stupid.
[03:23] Urata
    Nah, it was awesome.
[03:24] Bomb
    Please disconnect the wire
    and release the lock.
[03:28] Senra
    The fact that the door won't open...
[03:30] Shima
    Mean's we're trapped inside.
[03:32] Sakata
    We're trapped in a room
    with a bomb! We're screwed!
[03:34] Urata
    All right, I'll handle this
    with another dazzling kick!
[03:37] Sakata
    Please, no!
[03:38] Sakata
    Don't cause any more problems!
[03:39] ---
    Just chill out!
[03:41] Bomb
    Six minutes remaining.
[03:43] ---
    To be continued next time.

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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
SIGN    Transfer Student Club!
[01:00] A
    Previously...
[01:02] A
    Three months since the Transfer
    Student Club was formed,
[01:04] A
    we received a present in a box: a bomb.
[01:08] B
    And we were trapped in the club room.
[01:11] C
    And so begins Episode 11.
[01:13] D
    Why did we get a bomb sent to us, anyway?
[01:16] Sakata
    I haven't done anything in my high
    school life to deserve being blown up!
[01:19] Bomb
    Three minutes until time-up.
[01:21] Senra
    Okay, Captain, you got this!
[01:23] Shima
    Right.
[01:23] Shima
    It's up to you, Captain!
[01:24] Sakata
    You got this, Bomb Squad Captain!
[01:25] Urata
    Wait, no, I'm just the club captain!
[01:27] Bomb
    Please disconnect the wire.
[01:29] Urata
    Dammit, I don't have a choice!
[01:31] Urata
    The red wire's always the one to cut, right?
[01:36] Urata
    Or is it the blue wire this time?
[01:37] A
    Which is it?!
[01:38] Sakata
    Yamadanuki, destroy the
    circuits with your zap attack!
[01:41] Urata
    You say that like you're a trainer!
[01:43] Urata
    That's not going to work!
[01:45] Bomb
    Ding dong, ding dong!
[01:46] Bomb
    Time for a hint!
[01:48] Senra
    A hint?
[01:49] Senra
    Why's it getting so chummy all of a sudden?
[01:51] Bomb
    I mean, I'm just a part-timer here.
[01:52] Shima
    That's a part-time job?
[01:53] Bomb
    Yes.
[01:54] Bomb
    Our industry has a labor shortage.
[01:55] Bomb
    I've been working ten days straight.
[01:56] Bomb
    Woo! I want to go home!
[01:59] Urata
    So what's the hint?
[02:00] Bomb
    The correct wire has the same color as
    the underwear I'm wearing right now.
[02:04] A
    How are we supposed to know?!
[02:05] Bomb
    I'm never going to tell you!
[02:07] Senra
    Don't act so embarrassed!
[02:09] Sakata
    Although that was a pretty big hint.
[02:12] A
    You figured it out?
[02:13] Sakata
    Yeah.
[02:13] Sakata
    Underwear is red!
[02:14] Shima
    No way, it's blue.
[02:15] Shima
    I'm wearing blue right now.
[02:19] Urata
    Now's not the time for this!
[02:21] Bomb
    We're down to just one minute!
[02:23] Senra
    Oh, no!
[02:24] Senra
    This is bad!
[02:25] Senra
    We've just gotta choose.
[02:27] Senra
    I'm scared to cut it, though.
[02:30] Urata
    W-We're screwed.
[02:32] A
    Those were the memories of
    the Transfer Student Club.
[02:34] A
    A chill club formed by
    outcast transfer students.
[02:38] B
    We escaped being shut
    down, we went into space,
[02:42] B
    we explored dungeons...
[02:44] C
    Are you sure that happened in our universe?
[02:47] Sakata
    What was that?
[02:48] Shima
    Our precious memories, huh?
[02:50] Senra
    It was a short time, but
    I'm all nostalgic already.
[02:53] Sakata
    We really shouldn't have been fighting.
[02:56] Urata
    Yeah.
[02:56] Urata
    We're going to diffuse the bomb
[02:58] Urata
    and take back our happy
    Transfer Student Club lives!
[03:01] Urata
    Yeah!
[03:02] Bomb
    Time's up.
[03:03] ---
    Really?
[03:04] Sakata
    Which means...
[03:05] Sakata
    It's going to blow!
[03:08] Urata
    Did it blow?
[03:10] Sakata
    It sounded like a birthday party.
[03:12] Shima
    We're alive, right?
[03:14] Shima
    We're not see-through now, right?
[03:15] Senra
    We aren't.
[03:17] Urata
    Which means, we're alive!
[03:19] Urata
    Yay!
[03:19] Senra
    Huh? Something's popping out of the bomb.
[03:22] Sakata
    It's a bomb.
[03:23] Urata
    It might exlode again. Be careful.
[03:26] Shima
    Could it be from the bomb's sender?
[03:29] Sakata
    I'm going to read it.
[03:31] Sakata
    "To my dear damsels of the
    Transfer Student Club,
[03:34] Sakata
    Did that give you a thrill?"
[03:35] Sakata
    "I love you."
[03:36] Sakata
    "Signed, Gantetsu Gozaburo."
[03:43] Sakata
    To be continued.

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SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:00] Sakata
    Batter number four. Me!
SIGN    Today's club! Activity Baseball-With-Alternate-Rules Club
[01:03] Sakata
    Pitcher's nervous!
[01:05] Urata
    There's the throw!
[01:07] Shima
    Strike!
[01:09] Sakata
    God damn!
[01:11] Shima
    Next batter, me!
[01:13] Shima
    I'm going to show you with a giant home run!
[01:15] Senra
    I'll pitch this one.
[01:17] Senra
    I'm all warmed up.
[01:18] Urata
    Y-You mean you're going to do
    your special, legendary pitch?
[01:21] Sakata
    Your legendary pitcher
    Senra has a hairy chest?!
[01:25] Senra
    Please, keep it down.
[01:26] Senra
    I've been hiding the truth
    because it scares my opponents.
[01:29] Senra
    Please don't post about it on social media.
[01:31] Shima
    Who says Senra has a hairy chest?
[01:33] Senra
    My trick ball speeds to the batter
    as though crawling on the ground.
[01:36] Senra
    My ultimate, undefeatable throw!
[01:38] Shima
    Dude, all you're doing is rolling the ball!
[01:39] Shima
    I'm gonna smash it into the
    ground and make a home run!
[01:43] Senra
    My trick ball!
[01:46] Sakata
    You knocked it out of the park.
[01:49] Urata
    Hey, my umbrella!
[01:51] Shima
    No, it's fine, it just
    needs a little bending.
[01:53] Shima
    See?
[01:53] Urata
    I bought that for 100 yen!
[01:56] Urata
    I only have one!
[01:57] Urata
    What if it rains?!
[01:58] Urata
    Who cares? It was only 100 yen!
[01:59] Senra
    I hear something.
[02:00] Urata
    Who cares? It's just a vinyl umbrella!
[02:01] Sakata
    What's that noise?
[02:03] Sakata
    Oh, it's raining.
[02:03] Urata
    Okay, I'm going home before
    it really starts coming down—
[02:10] Shima
    It's pouring.
[02:11] Sakata
    We can't go home until it stops.
[02:13] Urata
    Is it ever gonna, though?
[02:15] Senra
    I borrowed an umbrella of unknown
    ownership from the staff office!
[02:19] Shima
    Nice.
[02:20] Sakata
    So, where is it?
[02:21] Senra
    Here.
[02:22] Urata
    Why did you only take one?
[02:24] Shima
    And it had to be foldable!
[02:25] Sakata
    It's better than nothing.
[02:27] Sakata
    Let's walk home with this.
[02:28] Urata
    How are we getting home
    with just one umbrella?
[02:30] Sakata
    Senra, squeeze in more.
[02:32] Senra
    I am.
[02:33] Shima
    I'm completely outside.
[02:36] Urata
    C'mon, there's no way we're
    fitting four under there.
[02:38] Shima
    All right, let's think of something else.
[02:43] Sakata
    You're too heavy.
[02:45] Senra
    Crap! Crap!
[02:47] Shima
    Get on, quick! Get on!
[02:49] Urata
    How am I supposed to get on?
[02:50] Shima
    Good things come to those who climb!
[02:53] Senra
    Just do it!
[02:55] Sakata
    I can't hold on any more...
[02:57] Urata
    That totally didn't work.
[02:59] Shima
    Wait, give us another chance,
    and we'll do better.
[03:01] Sakata
    Get off of me, already!
[03:04] Sakata
    We'll decide with rock-paper-scissors!
[03:05] Senra
    Since all four of us can't use it.
[03:06] Shima
    I never thought of that.
[03:07] Urata
    No.
[03:08] Urata
    This whole thing started
    because my umbrella broke.
[03:11] Urata
    I get to use this one.
[03:12] Senra
    I'm the one who brought it. It's mine.
[03:14] Sakata
    We all played baseball together, though.
[03:17] Urata
    That's BS!
[03:19] Senra
    Gotcha!
[03:21] Urata
    Stop it!
[03:22] Urata
    Hey, it stopped raining.
[03:24] Sakata
    Wow, it's so sunny.
[03:26] Senra
    Cool, let's play baseball outside.
[03:28] Urata
    The actual baseball club's going to kill us.
[03:31] A
    Youth: a life to be treasured, but
    never noticed except in retrospect.
[03:36] B
    The four of us transfer
    students formed an odd club.
[03:40] C
    And before we knew it, we were
    bound by an unseen connection.
[03:45] Urata
    Buy me an umbrella on the way home.
[03:47] Sakata
    Sushi.
[03:48] Shima
    How about chicken?
[03:48] Senra
    Sushi?
[03:49] Sakata
    I like chicken, too, but...
[03:50] Urata
    Guys, are you listening to me?
[03:52] Urata
    My umbrella!
[03:53] Urata
    Well, at least it's sunny.
[03:55] Urata
    The flicker of our youth goes on.