Danchigai Based on a four-panel manga by Kazusa Yoneda, Danchigai focuses on the life of Haruki Nakano and his four sisters, all of whom live together in the same apartment complex. The only boy of five siblings, Haruki lives with his older sister Mutsuki, difficult younger sister Yayoi, and mischievous twins Uzuki and Satsuki. Season 1 1 - Building One: The Yumeno Apartments Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    1 Building One: The Yumeno Apartments SIGN    It's morning! [00:13] Haruki     No good. I fell asleep under     the kotatsu while studying. SIGN    Meow! [00:18] Haruki     Jeez, you too, Yayoi? [00:20] Haruki     It's morning, wake up.     You'll be late for school. [00:26] Uzuki     I need to pee. [00:27] Satsuki     Me, too. [00:29] Haruki     Oh, Uzuki, Satsuki.     Help me wake up Yayoi. [00:33] Uzuki     Don't tell me! Haruki, are you stuck? SIGN    Bam [00:38] Uzuki     Now's our chance, Satsuki.     We can tease Haruki as much as we want! [00:42] Satsuki     Understood, Uzuki. [00:53] Yayoi     You know what?! [00:54] Haruhi     You're up, Yayo...i? [00:57] Yayoi     Where do you think you're     touching, stupid Haru-perv?! [00:59] Haruki     Hurry up and fix that habit of     reacting to everything right away! [01:01] Yayoi     Seeing you so close, as soon as     I wake up, is bad for my heart! [01:04] Haruki     You're the one that grabbed on to me! [01:04] Uzuki     Yay! Fight! Fight! [01:06] Yayoi     No way! That's gross! [01:06] Satsuki     Yay. [01:07] Haruki     Well, excuse me. [01:09] Mutsuki     Listen to how loud you two are! [01:11] ---     You'll bother the neighbors. [01:13] Mutsuki     Do you want me to take away your breakfast? [01:16] ---     And to think, you used to get along so well. [01:18] Yayoi     But, Mutsuki! He— [01:20] Haruki     She— [01:21] Uzuki     They were hugging, and doing something really [01:23] ---     intense together, first thing in the morning. [01:27] both     No! [01:28] Mutsuki     That explanation will only     create misunderstandings. [01:32] ---     You had better not repeat it anywhere else. [01:35] Mutsuki     And you two, hurry and get ready. [01:38] Mutsuki     Should I tell our mother, who's overseas, [01:41] ---     that you're to have no     allowance for the month? [01:45] both     Wait, dear sister! [01:49] Haruki     Jeez, what a terrible little sister. [01:50] ---     This is what I get for staying     up all night helping her study? [01:55] Uzuki     I was here first! Move! [01:57] Haruki     Wait! Hey! You can use it after me. [01:59] Uzuki     No! I don't wanna!     Haruki, you're so stingy! [02:02] Haruki     Fine, I get it. You can use it first. [02:06] Uzuki     Neck grab! [02:08] Haruki     Get off me! [02:09] Uzuki     Don't wanna! This is fun! [02:10] Satsuki     Uzuki is in trouble! [02:12] ---     I will come to her aid! [02:14] ---     There! [02:15] Haruki     You're heavy! My back! My back! [02:18] Uzuki     Do your best, Haruki! [02:19] Satuski     You don't exercise enough. [02:21] Uzuki     We're off! [02:22] Satsuki     Off! [02:24] Haruki     Don't trip. [02:25] Uzuki     We're not that childish! [02:27] Yayoi     Hey, Haruki. [02:29] Yayoi     Hurry up and get out of the way. [02:31] Haruki     Yeah, yeah, my apologies, Lady Yayoi. [02:36] Yayoi     Your necktie's crooked,     and your hair is all messy. [02:39] Yayoi     You are my brother, so you've     got to get your act together. [02:43] Yayoi     If you just did that,     you might just be a little cool. [02:47] Haruki     What'd you say? [02:48] Yayoi     Nothing! [02:51] ---     What? You guys didn't leave? [03:25] Uzuki     I'm the star next week! [03:27] Haruki     Building 2: The Twins' Homework [03:28] Uzuki     Make sure you watch! [03:30] ---      2 - Building Two: The Twins' Homework Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    You have a very nice family. But what exactly is your brother fighting with? What is this dark god? SIGN    Building Two: The Twins' Homework [00:08] creepy voice     Delivery! [00:09] Girl voice     Honey! [00:11] Haruki     I'm playing a horror game when... [00:12] Haruki     ...I notice someone! [00:23] Yayoi     Someone's peeping?! Don't tell me... Haruki? [00:25] Yayoi     Hey, you! [00:26] Yayoi     Huh? Uzuki? Satsuki? [00:28] Yayoi     What are you doing? [00:30] Yayoi     What's this? SIGN    My older sister Yayoi's bras are padded.     Just kidding. Actually, she likes pink.      She has lots of pink underwear. [00:32] Yayoi     "My older sister Yayoi's bras are padded." [00:37] Yayoi     You brats! [00:38] ---     What do you think you're writing?! [00:40] Mutsuki     Yayoi, what's all the commotion about? [00:42] Yayoi     Mutsuki, Uzuki and Satsuki— SIGN    whap [00:45] Uzuki     We were doing our homework! [00:47] Satsuki     Homework. [00:48] Uzuki     The assignment is to write about your family. [00:51] Satsuki     So, we were observing you. [00:53] Haruki     I hope you weren't making stuff up about us. [00:56] Uzuki     We're still thinking up ideas! [00:57] Satsuki     Ideas. [00:58] Yayoi     You shouldn't be going out of your way      to try to make it amusing. [01:02] Mutsuki     Do your homework properly. [01:04] Uzuki     Got it! [01:08] Uzuki     We'll write what we say out loud. [01:10] Satsuki     Listen. [01:11] Mutsuki     Sure. [01:12] Uzuki     Let's see. [01:14] Uzuki     My older brother Haruki is the     only one of us who's a boy. [01:19] Uzuki     He's a gamer nerd, not athletic at all,      and scared of everything— [01:22] Haruki     Stop right there! [01:24] Haruki     Write about the things that make me cool! [01:26] Uzuki     The things that make you cool? [01:28] Haruki     The dark god sealed in my     right hand is tingling! [01:31] Haruki     Don't think I'll let you revive on my watch! [01:33] Uzuki     That's the kind of thing     Haruki sometimes yells. [01:36] Uzuki     He says he's fighting to save     the world and I think he's cool. [01:38] Haruki     Cut it out! [01:42] Uzuki     Next is my big sister, Yayoi! [01:44] Uzuki     She's really good at sports,     and she's the ace of the basketball club. [01:48] Haruki     But she is a violent woman. [01:51] Haruki     I think it's wrong for her to get      so violent with Haruki all the time. [01:56] Haruki     But I'm sure that's just     her way of showing her love. [01:59] Haruki     She seems heartless until you get to know her! [02:02] ---     She should be more honest— [02:04] Uzuki     They both get along very well. SIGN    Boing [02:08] Uzuki     Last is my biggest sister, Mutsuki. SIGN    Squeeze SIGN    Boing [02:11] Yayoi     She's so overly perfect that,     as a woman, I envy her. [02:15] Uzuki     Mutsuki is scary sometimes,     but she's always nice. [02:19] Uzuki     She's good at cooking and studying      and sports, so I really look up to her. [02:23] Uzuki     I love everyone in my family. [02:27] Uzuki     I'm done! [02:28] Satsuki     Me, too. [02:31] Uzuki     I'm home! [02:33] Satsuki     Home. [02:34] Uzuki     Our teacher gave us gold stars on our homework! [02:36] Satsuki     Homework. [02:37] Haruki     Yeah? Good for you. [02:41] Haruki     "You have a very nice family, [02:43] ---     but what exactly is your     brother fighting with? [02:47] ---     What is this dark god?" [02:48] Uzuki     I forgot to erase it. [02:50] Satsuki     You were very popular in our class. [03:25] Mutsuki     This is Mutsuki Nakano. [03:26] Haruhi     Building Three: Mutsuki's True Colors. [03:28] Mutsuki     Please watch us! 3 - Building Three: Mutsuki's True Colors Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Yayoi     Jeez! Stupid! Stupid! Perv! Haru-perv! SIGN    Building Three: Mutsuki's True Colors [00:16] Haruki     Again? How sloppy can you get? [00:19] Haruki     You're always, always sleeping in my room. [00:21] ---     Sleep in your own room! [00:26] Haruki     I-I-I-I'm not at all interested in     seeing my older sister's panties! [00:31] Haruki     Come on, wake up, dummy! [00:33] ---     I want to get changed and play games. [00:40] Haruki     She's the perfect older sister at school     and in front of my little sisters. [00:43] Haruki     Sometimes, I wish she acted     the same way with me. [00:51] Haruki     Jeez. [00:52] Uzuki     We're home! [00:53] Satsuki     Home. [00:54] Haruki     Hey. Welcome home. [00:55] Mutsuki     Welcome home. [00:56] Uzuki     We're home! [00:57] Haruki     She changed so quickly! [00:58] Satsuki     Home. [00:58] [SONG] Right text     Proper [00:59] [SONG] Left text     Floppy [01:00] Haruki     Take this! [01:01] [SONG] Text     Proper [01:01] Haruki     All right! Perfect! [01:07] Yayoi     Why would you flip your     own sister's skirt up?! [01:10] Yayoi     Stupid pervert idiot Haru! [01:11] Mutsuki     W-Welcome home. [01:13] Uzuki     Welcome home! [01:14] Satsuki     Home. [01:15] Mutsuki     Yayoi, violence isn't the answer,      even among siblings. [01:20] Yayoi     And Mutsuki! It's because you weren't     paying attention that he could flip your skirt! [01:23] Mutsuki     You're right. I'll be careful. [01:26] Yayoi     Well, it's kind of nice to see you     off your game once in a while. [01:30] Yayoi     Let's forget about this jerk      and get changed. [01:32] Mutsuki     Right. [01:32] Satsuki     We're gonna go play! [01:35] Uzuki     Play. [01:36] Haruki     And with that, my older     sister was able to protect [01:39] ---     her perfect image in front     of our little sisters. [01:44] Mutsuki     I'm going to go take a bath. [01:46] Yayoi     Then I'll go second.     Tell me when you get out. [01:49] Yayoi     I'll go watch some TV. [01:55] Haruki     You forgot to take your towel again. [01:59] Mutsuki     Thank you. [02:01] Haruki     Jeez, she forgets everything     as soon as she relaxes. [02:06] Haruki     I remember last time... [02:09] (Flashback) Mutsuki     I forgot my underwear. Can you go get it? [02:13] (Flashback) Yayoi     What are you doing digging     through Mutsuki's drawers?! [02:16] Haruki     Man, that one really hurt. [02:20] Haruki     Now, for a change of mood.     It's time for some gaming. [02:26] Haruki     Mutsuki!f [02:31] Haruki     How could you roll around in     my room dressed like that?! [02:35] Mutsuki     It's such a pain to have to     change clothes after a bath. [02:39] Mutsuki     I'll leave in just a little bit, okay? [02:42] Haruki     Does all this mean that I'm the only     one she'll show her true colors to? [02:48] Haruki     Part of me thinks it's a hassle,     but... it's complicated. [03:25] Yayoi     Haruki is totally weak! [03:27] Haruki     Building Four: Curry and Rice [03:28] Yayoi     It's delicious! [03:30] ---      4 - Building Four: Curry and Rice Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Supermarket Yumeno SIGN    Building Four: Curry and Rice [00:06] Mutsuki     Haruki, Yayoi, come help me do the shopping. [00:10] Haruki/Yayoi     Okay. [00:11] Haruki     So what are you two doing here? [00:14] Satsuki     We came for the food samples! [00:16] Uzuki     Samples. [00:17] Mutsuki     We’ll buy the ingredients     for next week’s food. [00:21] Mutsuki     You two can go ahead and buy the     ingredients for tonight’s dinner. [00:25] Haruki     Curry ingredients and rice, huh? [00:28] Yayoi     Then let’s head over and get the rice. [00:31] Haruki     What are you, stupid? [00:33] Yayoi     Huh?! What’s the big idea! [00:35] Haruki     Come on. If we get the rice first... [00:39] Haruki     ...we'll end up having to lug around a     heavy basket while buying everything else. [00:42] Yayoi     I-I just thought it would be a good way     to get you in better shape! [00:47] Haruki     Just kidding! [00:48] ---     It doesn’t matter how heavy     anything is if we use a cart! SIGN    Rice – Yume Komachi [00:53] Yayoi     I guess it still matters for     getting it into the cart. [00:57] Mutsuki     What would you like to eat tomorrow morning? [01:00] Satsuki     Let’s see... [01:02] Satsuki     Food samples! [01:03] Uzuki     Samples. [01:06] Worker 1     Have a taste. [01:08] Mutsuki     Excuse us. [01:12] Satsuki/Uzuki     Yummy! [01:17] Shopper 1     Excuse me. May I have a taste, too? [01:20] shopper 2     They look so good! [01:21] Satsuki     That was so yummy! [01:22] Uzuki     Yummy. [01:23] Satsuki     They have samples over there, too! [01:25] Uzuki     Too. [01:29] Satsuki/Uzuki     Yummy! [01:34] Shopper 3     That looks good. [01:36] Shopper 4     I’ll take one of those cakes! [01:37] Mutsuki     Huh? I can have all this for free? [01:39] Worker 2     You were good publicity. [01:42] Satsuki/Uzuki     Yay! [01:44] Satsuki     Hi there! [01:45] Uzuki     Hi. [01:47] Mutsuki     Did you find everything? [01:49] Yayoi     I think we only have to get the curry roux. SIGN    Spicy [01:51] [SONG] Middle box     Medium SIGN    Mild [01:52] Haruki     I like my curry a bit spicy,     but with two kids around, [01:54] ---     I guess we’ll have to go with mild. [01:55] Satsuki/Uzuki     Hey! [01:57] Satsuki     We can handle a spicy one! [01:59] Uzuki     Don’t treat us like children! [02:00] Satsuki/Uzuki     Get a spicy one! [02:02] Haruki     Come on, you two. [02:04] ---     The spicy one will make     your tongue all tingly. [02:06] [SONG] Box     Yume Curry – Medium [02:06] Satsuki     We’ll be fine! [02:09] Satsuki     W-We’ll take this one. [02:11] Uzuki     One. [02:12] Haruki/Yayoi     So they got scared. [02:14] Mutsuki     The curry’s ready. [02:16] Haruki     You better clean your plate,     even if it’s spicy. [02:18] Satsuki     W-We will! [02:21] Uzuki     Will. [02:29] Satsuki     Yummy! [02:30] Uzuki     It’s totally fine. [02:33] Satsuki     Looks like we’re already full-grown adults! [02:35] Uzuki     Adults. [02:37] Haruki     Very impressive. [02:40] Yayoi     But this curry isn’t spicy at all. [02:43] Haruki     Well, it’s only medium. [02:44] ---     Can’t be much different from mild. [02:47] Mutsuki     I’m glad I bought this,     even if I’m keeping it a secret. [02:51] Satsuki     I want seconds! [02:52] Uzuki     Seconds. SIGN    Yume Curry – Mild [03:25] Uzuki     I’ve been waiting for this. [03:26] Haruki     Building Five: Satsuki’s Anime Clock. [03:28] Uzuki     Pretty! [03:29] ---      5 - Building Five: Satsuki's Anime Clock Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Danchigai SIGN    Building Five: Satsuki's Anime Clock [00:12] guy     I'm home. [00:14] girl     I've been waiting for you! [00:15] guy     Waiting for me? [00:16] ---     You mean right here, this whole time? [00:18] girl     Yup. SIGN    Monthly Boys' Barrette     Barrette SIGN    Guy SIGN    Center Color Super Popular! Miritaru! [00:19] guy     You wanted to read it that badly? [00:21] guy     Though this week's "D.C     Guy" is getting exciting. [00:26] guy     Actually, I want to read     it first, once in a while... [00:28] guy     Nevermind. You can read it first. [00:32] girl     I can read first? [00:34] guy     That's what I said. [00:35] girl     Yay! [00:37] guy     I know. Want to read it together? [00:39] ---     Then we'll both be first... [00:41] girl     Nope. [00:41] guy     Oh, uh... I guess you're     pretty clear on that. SIGN    Usagi-san     and the Robot Turtle [00:46] guy     You don't need to read     the manga, too, Uzuki? [00:49] pink     Nope. It's not for girls, so I don't get it. [00:54] guy     Why don't you grab the book and     demand that she plays with you? [00:58] pink     You're such a child, Haruki. [01:00] guy     What'd you say? SIGN    Snap [01:01] pink     You know, [01:02] pink     my teacher said I shouldn't do     bad things to other people. [01:07] guy     Right. I'm sorry. I got it... [01:10] guy     So could you stop doing     bad things to me, too? [01:12] pink     Nope. It's funny, so I can     do this to you, Haruki. [01:16] guy     Oh, really? That makes me sad. [01:19] girl     "D.C Guy" was amazing. [01:21] guy     I see. And the anime's first     episode is airing tonight... [01:22] pink     Now that you're done     reading, let's go outside! [01:24] ---     Outside! [01:25] guy     You're done with me now     that you've finished reading? [01:27] ---     At least take these things out of my hair! [01:33] pink     I'm home! [01:34] girl     Home! SIGN    Pretty Magical Girl Echo! [01:36] tv     Anime, "Pretty Magical Girl     Echo!" is about to start! [01:40] girl     Pretty! [01:41] guy     Hey. You should be a little     further back while you're watching that. [01:45] girl     It's no use saying anything to Satsuki     once she's concentrating on something. [01:48] guy     Yayoi. [01:49] pink     Satsuki's amazing! SIGN    To everyone watching anime! Make sure the room is brightly lit, and that you aren't too close to the screen <3 [01:51] pink     She knows when an anime's about     to come on even without a watch. [01:54] girl     Go, Pretty Horse! [01:57] girl     Pretty Rising Thrust! SIGN    Please Watch Again [02:01] tv     That ends today's episode!     Please watch again! [02:05] girl     It's over. [02:06] pink     Is the anime over? [02:06] guy     Now, finally what I've been     waiting for... "D.C Guy"! [02:08] ---     Then let's go play house until dinner. [02:10] girl     'Kay. [02:11] guy     Uh, hey! [02:12] tv     Next up is the new show,     "D.C Guy." Make sure to watch! [02:12] bg      [02:14] ---     Weren't you looking forward to "D.C Guy"? [02:16] girl     You know... Satsuki likes her anime, but... [02:20] pink     I'm home. [02:21] girl     She likes Uzuki even more. [02:24] pink     I think Haruki was saying something,     but you sure you it wasn't important? [02:28] girl     Yup. My promise with you     is more important, Uzuki. [02:32] pink     I see. [02:36] girl     D.C Guy! [02:38] guy     She's watched it three times now. [02:41] guy     I'm surprised she's not tired of it, [02:42] ---     but even more surprised she was able to     restrain herself from watching it in real time. [02:46] guy     It doesn't bug you that     she's not playing with you? [02:47] pink     Nope. Satsuki doesn't do     things that I don't like. [02:52] girl     Take that! [03:25] girl     Help me with my homework! SIGN    Building Six: The Siblings' Multiplication [03:26] guy     Building Six: "The Siblings'     Multiplication." [03:27] girl     I don't get it! [03:30] ---      6 - Building Six: The Siblings’ Multiplication Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Building Six: The Siblings’ Multiplication [00:08] Mutsuki     Welcome home, Haruki. [00:09] Mutsuki     Your big sister’s here... [00:13] Mutsuki     ...to teach you anything you want. [00:16] Haruki     No. I can study for tests on my own. [00:19] Mutsuki     So you’re going to dump me too, Haruki? [00:22] Haruki     What happened? [00:23] Mutsuki     I offered to help Yayoi study too, [00:27] ---     but she ran away and left me here. [00:29] Haruki     That’s because Mutsuki is a     pretty terrible teacher, really. [00:32] (Flashback) Mutsuki     If you just take x and this     number here then... there. Easy. [00:36] (Flashback) Yayoi     W-W-Wait! [00:36] (Flashback) Mutsuki     All right. Next problem. [00:41] Haruki     Oh. Studying? [00:42] Yayoi     Midterms are coming up, after all. [00:44] Haruki     Yeah? Good job. [00:45] Yayoi     It’s nothing. [00:48] Yayoi     So, anyway, I’m sure you’re     busy with your own midterms... [00:53] Yayoi     ...but I want you to help me study. [00:55] Yayoi     You’re a good teacher and all. [00:58] ---     Saying that does make me feel     bad for Mutsuki, though. [01:00] Haruki     Looks like I’ve got no choice! [01:02] Haruki     I guess I can treat you to my     hellish coaching once in awhile. [01:06] Yayoi     Yeah! [01:08] Haruki     She’d be pretty cute if she was     always this honest with her feelings. [01:12] Haruki     What will the test be covering? [01:13] Yayoi     From here to here. [01:15] Yayoi     I can’t even understand what parts I     don’t understand in these math questions. [01:18] Haruki     Do you have any of your previous tests? [01:20] Yayoi     Huh? Ones I took? Well, I do... [01:23] Yayoi     I think I’d rather not show you! [01:25] Haruki     I already know you got terrible marks. [01:27] ---     What do you have to be ashamed of th— SIGN    Math [01:29] test     English [01:29] Haruki     Yup. Terrible. [01:31] Haruki     If you hit me again, I     won’t help you anymore. [01:34] Haruki     Now that I’ve seen these, I’ve figured     out what you’re struggling with. [01:37] Haruki     All you need to work on now is... [01:40] Haruki     Multiplication! [01:43] Yayoi     No way! [01:45] ---     Everyone learns how to multiply     in elementary school. [01:48] Haruki     Just try writing down your     times tables from 1 to 9. [01:50] Yayoi     Easy as pie! [01:52] Haruki     You’ve got four wrong. [01:53] Yayoi     Wha?! [01:54] ---     W-Well, only four means it’s just because     I wasn’t really paying attention! [01:57] Haruki     And that’s exactly what leads to you     getting such poor test results! [02:00] Haruki     I’m gonna make sure you practice your     multiplication until you’re sick of them! [02:04] Yayoi     I’m done! [02:05] Haruki     You made a mistake in     your 8 times table again! [02:07] Yayoi     No way! [02:11] Uzuki     Time for bed. [02:13] Satsuki     Bed. [02:15] Haruki     You’ve still got lots     of mistakes! Try harder! [02:17] Uzuki     Studying? [02:18] Satsuki     —ing? [02:19] Yayoi     Don’t look! [02:20] Haruki     She’s got a test tomorrow. [02:21] Uzuki     A test? Do your best! [02:23] Satsuki     Best. [02:24] Uzuki     Oh yeah! On our last multiplication     test, I got 100%! [02:27] Satsuki     Me too. [02:29] Haruki     I-I see. [02:33] Yayoi     I’m home. [02:34] Haruki     Welcome home, Yayoi. [02:36] Haruki     So, how’d the test go?     You did give it your all. [02:39] Haruki     Was there at least— [02:40] Haruki     Hey. That’s all I get for     working so hard with you? [02:43] ---     Show me! [02:44] Yayoi     No way! [02:47] Haruki     This isn’t how it looks, Mutsuki! [02:48] Yayoi     I said no! [02:48] Haruki     I just wanted to see how     Yayoi did on her test! [02:50] Mutsuki     Is this my fault, for insisting     they try to get along better? [03:25] Mutsuki     Swimsuits? [03:26] Haruki     Building Seven: The Apartment     Complex's Pool Opening?! [03:28] Mutsuki     Sounds fun! [03:29] ---      7 - Building Seven: The Apartment Complex's Pool Opening?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Building Seven:     The Apartment Complex's Pool Opening?! [00:07] Uzuki     All set! [00:08] Satsuki     Set. [00:09] Yayoi     Do you two have swimming class today? [00:11] Uzuki     Yeah. We're putting our suits     on under our clothes! [00:13] Satsuki     Clothes. [00:14] Mutsuki     Make sure you don't forget     to take a change of clothes. [00:16] Satsuki     Last time, Uzuki forgot to take     a change of clothes. It was cute. [00:20] Uzuki     Satsuki! You can't say that! [00:22] Uzuki     We're off! [00:23] Satsuki     Off. [00:24] Mutsuki/Yayoi     See you later. [00:25] Satsuki     What are we doing today again? [00:27] Uzuki     Breaststroke. [00:29] Yayoi     Lucky! Just thinking of the pool     or the beach makes me want to go! [00:36] Satsuki     If you go this time of year,     you'll just freeze to the bone. [00:39] Yayoi     I know that! [00:41] Yayoi     I wanna swim! I wanna play! [00:45] Yayoi     I know! [00:47] Haruki     I'm home— Huh?! [00:49] Haruki     What's up? Is the heater     broken or something? [00:51] ---     It's way too hot in here— [00:53] Haruki     Wait. [00:54] Yayoi     Oh, welcome home. [00:56] Haruki     It's still spring. What are you doing? [00:58] Yayoi     I-I just kind of wanted     to try my swimsuit on. [01:02] Haruki     Even you, Mutsuki? [01:04] Haruki     How do I put it? [01:05] ---     There's something about wearing a     swimsuit inside at this time of year. [01:09] Haruki     It kind of feels... immodest. [01:10] Yayoi     How dare you look at us     that way! Stupid Haru-perv! [01:14] Yayoi     This is all your fault, anyway! [01:16] Yayoi     I bought this new swimsuit ‘cause     you said we'd go swimming last year! [01:19] Yayoi     And then, at the last minute... [01:21] (Flashback) Haruki     Sorry. My test marks dropped,     so I can't go anymore. SIGN    Beach Tomorrow [01:24] (Flashback) Yayoi     Huh?! [01:25] Haruki     What do you expect? [01:27] ---     I was studying to get into high school. [01:28] Haruki     It's all the same if we go this year— [01:29] Yayoi     No way! [01:30] Yayoi     I plan to see hell this summer instead! SIGN    Currently studying SIGN    to get into high school. [01:32] Haruki     Don't say that with such confidence! [01:34] Haruki     I get it already. [01:35] ---     I'll be in my room playing games.     Do whatever you like. [01:39] Yayoi     Here. [01:41] Haruki     No. I'll pass. [01:42] Yayoi     Just strip already! [01:44] Yayoi     Haruki! [01:44] Haruki     Wait! Stop! [01:47] Haruki     What's this supposed to be? [01:48] Yayoi     It's exactly what it looks like. A pool! [01:50] Yayoi     We're all going in. [01:52] Mutsuki     Doesn't this take you back? [01:54] Mutsuki     We all used to swim in it     together when we were small. [01:56] Haruki     Yeah. I remember. [01:58] (Flashback) Haruki (child)     Pool! [01:59] Haruki     I was still tiny back then,     so as soon as I jumped in... [02:09] Haruki     You washed it, right? [02:12] Yayoi     Of course. [02:13] Yayoi     Then let's get in! [02:14] Mutsuki     Sure. SIGN    Splash [02:19] Haruki     Is this fun? [02:23] Haruki     What's the point of all this? [02:34] Mutsuki     I think it's plenty fun. [02:36] Yayoi     It's not bad. [02:37] Haruki     I don't get it. [02:40] Uzuki     We're home! [02:41] Satsuki     Home. [02:42] Uzuki     Today, Satsuki forgot to     take a change of clothes! [02:45] Satsuki     Don't tell them, Uzuki! [02:49] Uzuki     What's wrong? [02:50] Satsuki     Wrong? [02:51] Haruki     I think it was a bit early to     be playing around in the water. [03:25] Satsuki     I'm... [03:26] Haruki     Building 8: Definitely Siblings. [03:28] Satsuki     ...a demon princess? [03:29] ---      8 - Building Eight: Definitely Siblings Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    I love you very much. When we grow up... SIGN    Building Eight: Definitely Siblings [00:06] Natsumi     Wait, Haruka! [00:07] ---     What do you mean we're not really twins?! [00:10] Haruka     You can tell by looking at us! [00:11] Haruka     I mean, we're twins but we     don't look at all alike. [00:14] Haruka     Up until now, I'd been     keeping the truth from you... [00:18] Haruki     ...but I'm actually a princess     from the kingdom of magic! [00:22] Uzuki     Satsuki! Are you done reading your manga? [00:24] ---     Let's go play! [00:26] Satsuki     I might not be related to     anyone in this family... [00:29] Uzuki     Huh? But you're my child. [00:32] Uzuki     Just kidding! [00:34] Uzuki     After all, we're twins! [00:37] Satsuki     But, but, twins normally look     exactly the same. We don't. [00:44] Haruki     Satsuki, are you done reading? [00:46] Haruki     Woah. What happened, you two? [00:49] Satsuki     Haruki, I'm not really related     to anyone in this family, am I? [00:52] Satsuki     I'm really... [00:54] Satsuki     A vampire princess. SIGN    Vampire Princess [00:57] Satsuki     Or a demon princess. SIGN    Demon Princess [00:58] Satsuki     Or something? [01:02] Haruki     Look, here's your proof. [01:03] Uzuki     Wow! We're babies! [01:05] Satsuki     But! Maybe I was switched when I was a baby! [01:09] Haruki     Here. It's Mutsuki when she was small. [01:11] ---     She looks just like you. [01:13] Satsuki     I see... [01:14] Haruki     Wait. That's supposed to make you happy. [01:17] Uzuki     Satsuki looks just like Mutsuki     did when she was small. [01:21] Uzuki     And Haruki kind of looks like dad. [01:24] Uzuki     Yayoi looks a bit like mom. [01:28] Uzuki     But what about me? [01:29] Uzuki     If I'm not related to anyone here,     who am I related to? [01:33] ---     Maybe... [01:35] Uzuki     I'm a princess! [01:37] Uzuki     I'll find proof! I bet     it's in Mom's drawers! [01:47] Uzuki     This thing is full of     treasures! It's so fun! [01:53] Uzuki     Now I've done it. [01:56] Uzuki     I found my proof! [01:58] Uzuki     Year 3 Class 3: Haruki Kurogami. [02:01] Haruki     My name is Kurogami. SIGN    Dark Sylphie [02:03] ---     I wield the power of the dark dragon. SIGN    Knight SIGN    Ability: Double Gunblade SIGN    Type 0 Love Level 99 [02:05] Uzuki     Our family name is Nakano, [02:07] ---     but when you were small, you wrote     Kurogami on all your things! [02:11] Haruki     Wh-Where did you find that? [02:13] Uzuki     That reaction tells me     it's just as I thought... [02:16] Uzuki     When you took me in,      you changed our family name [02:19] ---     to Nakano to fool my stepmother! [02:21] Haruki     What's up with that?! Wrong! [02:22] Uzuki     What if the prince I'm betrothed to shows up?! [02:23] Haruki     B-But the truth is just... [02:25] Mutsuki     See here! [02:27] Mutsuki     It's a picture of our grandmother     when we she was little. [02:31] Mutsuki     Doesn't she look just like you, Uzuki? [02:33] Uzuki     So I'm not a princess? [02:36] Haruki     Aren't you happy to know     you really are twins? [02:39] Uzuki     That's right! [02:40] Satsuki     Right. [02:43] Haruki     What's the matter, Yayoi? [02:44] Yayoi     I got another bad mark on my test. [02:47] Yayoi     All of you get such good marks, so why? [02:51] Yayoi     I must not be related to all of you! [03:25] Uzuki     Haruki! [03:26] Haruki     Building Nine: For the Love of Pranks?! [03:28] Uzuki     Haruki! 9 - Building Nine: For the Love of Pranks?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Building Nine: For the Love of Pranks?! [00:06] Uzuki     Haruki! [00:10] Haruki     Huh? You're not going to do anything? [00:12] Uzuki     Like what? [00:13] Haruki     I mean, usually you... [00:14] Satsuki     Uzuki? [00:16] Satsuki     What's the matter? [00:17] Uzuki     N-Nothing! Uh, it's almost dinner time! [00:22] Yayoi     Huh? You're in my spot. [00:25] Uzuki     I thought it would be nice to sit     somewhere different for once. [00:28] Yayoi     Well, once in a while is fine. [00:30] Haruki     Wait a second. [00:31] Haruki     With her here, it's the perfect set-up     for her to pull something during dinner! [00:35] Uzuki     This looks tasty! [00:37] Haruki     Don't tell me she already did     something to this fried rice?! [00:43] Haruki     I'm sure she's pulled some sort of prank! [00:45] (Flashback) Uzuki     Tabasco! Wasabi! [00:49] Mutsuki     You're not going to eat? [00:51] Haruki     It's not that. I was just admiring      how delicious it looks. [00:53] ---     Worry not! [00:55] Mutsuki     I see. [00:57] ---     Be sure to eat every bite. [01:01] Haruki     Damn it! I'll just have to brace myself. [01:05] Haruki     There's nothing wrong with it! [01:08] Haruki     Then what's she planning? [01:11] Uzuki     Haruki, there's some rice      stuck to your face. [01:14] Haruki     Oh, yeah? [01:19] Haruki     In the end, we finished dinner     with nothing happening. [01:23] Haruki     Uzuki! What are you doing here? [01:25] Uzuki     Um... Um, Haruki? [01:28] ---     How about we read a picture book together? [01:31] Haruki     I get it. [01:33] ---     As your brother, [01:34] ---     I'm prepared to accept any sort     of prank you have up your sleeve. [01:41] Uzuki     Haruki! Hurry up and read! [01:43] Haruki     S-Sure. [01:44] Haruki     Actually, aren't you in third grade now? [01:47] Haruki     You can at least read a     picture book on your own. [01:49] Uzuki     But I want to have you all to myself. [01:54] Uzuki     Haruki, thank you! I love you! [01:58] Haruki     I didn't think she hated me,     but love? Really? SIGN    ker-chak [02:04] Haruki     You've got it wrong! I'm not into any     sisters, nor do I have a lolita complex! [02:07] Haruki     I just thought, as her older brother, [02:08] ---     I should make an effort to get along— [02:08] Satsuki     Haruki, come here a sec? [02:11] Eiko     I love you, big brother! [02:14] Eiko     Just kidding! [02:15] ---     That was a lie! How was that for     a prank! Surprised? Surprised? [02:18] Brother     Wh-Why you! [02:20] Satsuki     I watched this anime with Uzuki yesterday. [02:23] Satsuki     She probably acted like she     did today because of this. [02:26] Satsuki     Are you disappointed? [02:27] Haruki     No. I'm extremely relieved. [02:32] Uzuki     Good morning! [02:34] Uzuki     Haruki! Everything yesterday was a prank! [02:38] Uzuki     Did you really think I loved you? [02:41] Haruki     Yeah. You really had me going. [02:43] Uzuki     Yay! [02:46] Haruki     But in that anime, [02:48] Haruki     the little sister really     did like her brother, [02:49] ---     and just couldn't be honest     about her feelings. [02:52] Haruki     No way, right? [03:25] Haruki     Building Ten: Mutsuki's Request?! [03:27] Mutsuki     Kiss... [03:28] ---      10 - Building Ten: Mutsuki’s Request?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Building Ten: Mutsuki's Request?! [00:17] Haruki     Wh-Wh-What are you— [00:18] Mutsuki     If you yell like that     in the middle of the night, [00:20] Mutsuki     you'll wake up our little sisters     and bother the neighbors. [00:23] Mutsuki     Gosh, can't you calm down? [00:25] Haruki     There's no way I can calm down     when we're in this position! [00:29] Mutsuki     I have a favor I'd like to ask you. [00:30] Haruki     A favor? [00:32] Mutsuki     Yes. Could you... [00:34] Mutsuki     ...kiss me, please? SIGN    FREEZE [00:39] Haruki     Uh... right. [00:40] Haruki     Jeez, you've got a bad habit [00:41] ---     of skipping over the reason why     and going straight to the end. [00:44] Haruki     Y-You're not asking me to kiss you     because you like me or anything, right? [00:48] Mutsuki     But I do like you, Haruki. [00:50] Haruki     You airhead! [00:51] Haruki     But that's not why you     want me to kiss you, right?! [00:53] Mutsuki     Oh, right. [00:55] Mutsuki     It turns out that      I'll have to kiss at school. [00:59] Mutsuki     So, I thought I'd prepare myself     by having you practice with me. [01:02] Mutsuki     That's all. [01:03] Haruki     That explanation is nowhere near good enough! [01:07] Haruki     So you're doing a play for     your school festival [01:10] Haruki     and no one wanted to take     the role of the princess. [01:12] Haruki     Thus, you volunteered, [01:14] Haruki     and you'll have to kiss     the person playing the prince. [01:18] Haruki     It's just a play, so isn't it good enough      to just pretend you're kissing? [01:21] Mutsuki     Perhaps you're right. [01:23] Mutsuki     However, as I've never kissed before,     I have no idea how to play the part. [01:26] Haruki     Her first kiss?! [01:27] Mutsuki     But if I'm going to play the role,      I want to do it perfectly! [01:30] Haruki     Come on... [01:33] Haruki     Now that I think about it... [01:42] Haruki     That was all practice? [01:45] Haruki     You know what, Mutsuki? [01:48] Haruki     Kiss is for someone you like.     No kiss siblings. Understand? [01:51] Mutsuki     But it's just practice! [01:52] Haruki     Even still! [01:53] Haruki     Aren't you disappointed with the idea of     giving away your first kiss to me, anyway? [01:56] Mutsuki     It's because we're siblings. [02:00] Haruki     It's actually okay     because we're siblings? [02:02] Haruki     It doesn't count? [02:04] Haruki     Is she not worried about it     because it's just practice? [02:08] Haruki     Or is it because... [02:10] Haruki     ...maybe she actually likes— [02:14] Haruki     You can't! [02:18] Haruki     Mutsuki? [02:33] Haruki     Um... Sorry about what just happened. [02:36] Mutsuki     It's not here. [02:38] Haruki     Huh? [02:39] Mutsuki     There's no kiss scene in this. [02:42] Mutsuki     I mixed up Cinderella and Snow White. [02:45] Mutsuki     I just realized, and ran     over here to make sure. [02:50] Mutsuki     I'm so sorry for waking you up      in the middle of the night! [02:53] Mutsuki     Just go back to sleep, please! [03:25] Haruki     Building Eleven: How Yayoi Nurses?! [03:27] Yayoi     I'll... wipe down your body. [03:29] ---      11 - Building Eleven: How Yayoi Nurses?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Building Eleven: How Yayoi Nurses?! [00:11] Haruki     Don't just close the door and ignore me. [00:13] Yayoi     What are you doing here in     the middle of the night?! [00:15] Haruki     ...can't... move... [00:17] Yayoi     You have a cold?! [00:20] Haruki     So it seems. [00:22] Haruki     I thought I felt strange when     I got up to go to the bathroom. [00:25] Haruki     But to think I'd run out      ofenergy here... [00:28] Yayoi     You leave me no choice. [00:30] Yayoi     I'll lend you my pillow. [00:32] Yayoi     Good night. [00:40] Haruki     Thanks for carrying me here. [00:42] Yayoi     Well, I didn't really have a choice. [00:44] Haruki     You have school tomorrow, right? [00:46] ---     I'm fine now, so hurry up and get to bed. [00:49] Yayoi     Sure. [00:53] Uzuki     Good morning! [00:54] Satsuki     Morning. [00:54] Mutsuki     Good morning. Now go wash your faces. [00:57] Uzuki     Huh? Where's Haruki? [00:58] Mutsuki     Haruki? [00:59] Yayoi     He got a cold. Even though he's an idiot. [01:01] Uzuki     Your face says you're feeling [01:03] ---     a little lonely because he's     not where he normally is! [01:05] Satsuki     Is! [01:06] Yayoi     N-No, it's not! [01:08] Mutsuki     Haruki? [01:09] ---     I've got my cellphone, so call me      if anything happens, okay? [01:14] Haruki     So they've all left, huh? [01:16] Neighbor lady     Honey! Why are you wearing a maid uniform? [01:20] Neighbor man     There's a very profound reason for this. [01:25] Haruki     Huh? What's going on with the neighbors? [01:28] Haruki     What now? What happens next?! [01:33] Haruki     Oh, no. I need to go to the bathroom. [01:36] Haruki     No good. I can't move. [01:39] Haruki     I don't need to go. I don't need to go. [01:43] Haruki     Could this be a bed-wetting flag? [01:51] Haruki     Yayoi? [01:51] Yayoi     Don't open your eyes so suddenly! [01:53] Haruki     Your screaming is making my head throb. [01:56] Haruki     What time is it? [01:57] Yayoi     It's already past 3:00. [01:58] Haruki     You skipped club? [02:00] Yayoi     I just happened to take the day off. [02:02] Haruki     I'm happy you came home early for me. [02:05] Yayoi     Umm... [02:06] Haruki     Take me to the bathroom. [02:12] Haruki     S-Sorry about that. [02:14] Yayoi     It's fine. [02:15] Yayoi     No one else is home yet, [02:18] ---     so I was the only one who     can help you, after all. [02:21] Yayoi     You can just go back to sleep. [02:25] Haruki     Wh-What are you doing?! [02:26] Yayoi     I-I thought I'd wipe     the sweat off your body. [02:29] Yayoi     Won't you feel worse if you     don't clean off your sweat? [02:37] Haruki     I'll do it myself! [02:38] Yayoi     Wait! I only have to do the other side. [02:41] Uzuki     We're home! [02:42] Satsuki     Home. [02:46] Uzuki     They kissed! [02:46] Mutsuki     Haruki, Yayoi... [02:47] Satsuki     Kissed! [02:48] Yayoi     Dummy! We did not! [02:49] Uzuki     Kissed! [02:50] Mutsuki     Yayoi! You can't kiss someone with a cold! [02:51] Yayoi     I told you you've got it wrong! [02:51] Satsuki     -ed! [02:53] Haruki     No good... I'm at my limit... [03:25] Satsuki     Don't wanna. [03:25] Haruki     Building Twelve: The Bond     Between Haruki and His Sisters. [03:27] ---      12 - Building Twelve: The Bond Between Haruki and His Sisters. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Building Twelve:     The Bond Between Haruki & His Sisters [00:04] girlfriend     This feels so good. [00:08] Ex girlfriend     I already flushed Eiji down the toilet,     so maybe you'll end up— SIGN    Currently gaming! Don't bother me!! -Haruki [00:16] Haruki     What are you doing, Yayoi? Couldn't     you read the sign I posted?! [00:19] Yayoi     Haruki, I want to play a game with you. [00:23] Haruki     Huh? [00:25] Haruki     What brought on this change of heart? [00:26] Yayoi     Don't worry about it!     Are you playing on PC? [00:30] Haruki     Yeah, it's an online game. [00:32] Yayoi     Yeah? [00:33] Yayoi     Anyway, let me play the game     you're always playing. [00:39] Haruki     Yayoi's acting kind of weird. [00:41] Haruki     All right, how about we start with— [00:44] Haruki     Hey. [00:45] Yayoi     Oh, sorry. I suddenly felt so sleepy. [00:49] Haruki     Then go back to your own room. [00:50] Yayoi     No! Don't wanna bother moving. [00:53] Haruki     Huh? [00:54] Yayoi     I want to sleep here. [00:57] Haruki     Got it. You've got a fever. [00:59] Yayoi     I do not! Umm... [01:01] Haruki     With a cold, it's important      to strike early. Just sleep. [01:07] Uzuki     Haruki! [01:10] Satsuki     We caught you. [01:11] Uzuki     We have something good to     show you! Come with us! [01:14] Satsuki     Us. [01:15] Uzuki     Occupied [01:16] Uzuki     We want you to watch until the end. [01:19] Satsuki     End. [01:20] Uzuki     Wait up! [01:21] Satsuki     Up. [01:22] Haruki     You're already in third grade!      Have some decency! [01:24] Uzuki     D-Don't get the wrong idea!      We're just... Umm... [01:28] Uzuki     Playing a prank on you! [01:29] Satsuki     You! [01:29] Haruki     Yeah, yeah. You sure got me.     I'm going now, okay? [01:34] Uzuki     Stupid Haruki! [01:36] Satsuki     Meanie... [01:38] Haruki     I get it. I'll wait until you're done. [01:42] Haruki     All right. Time for bed. [01:45] Haruki     Jeez, Mutsuki. I've already got my hands     full dealing with our younger sisters. [01:49] Haruki     Wake up, or our sisters will find out. [01:56] Haruki     Wh-What? SIGN    fwip [01:59] Haruki     Crap! If they find me like this     they'll beat me up! [02:02] Yayoi     Haruki? We're coming in. [02:05] Yayoi     We've all decided to     sleep here tonight. [02:07] Haruki     Huh? [02:09] Haruki     What's going on here? [02:16] Haruki     Look how Mutsuki's acting     when our sisters are so close. [02:19] Haruki     She can be a bit intense for me     as a first year high-school student... [02:23] Haruki     But that's all a part of who she is. [02:27] Haruki     I wonder if Yayoi is ever     going to fix her habit [02:30] Haruki     of hitting me whenever     something happens. [02:32] Haruki     She'll be studying for her high school     entrance exams, after all. [02:34] Haruki     I'll have to keep helping     her with her studies. [02:38] Haruki     As her brother, I'd really like     Uzuki to quit it with her pranks. [02:42] Haruki     But I can tell it means she likes me. [02:44] Haruki     I guess I can put up with a     few pranks here and there. [02:47] Haruki     And Satsuki, my only sister     who shares my interests. [02:50] Haruki     I think there's a D.C. Guy event coming up,     so I hope we can go together. [02:54] Haruki     I'm not sure why things     turned out the way they did. [02:57] Haruki     But I guess nights like this     aren't bad every so often. [03:01] Haruki     Wait. [03:02] Haruki     Where am I supposed to sleep?! [03:08] Haruki     My delicate sisters! [03:11] Haruki     I'll have you know I'm more than     ready to appease your every whim! [03:13] Yayoi     What? [03:15] Yayoi     Let's not watch any     scary things for a while! [03:17] Uzuki     Yeah. [03:17] Satsuki     Yeah. [03:19] Mutsuki     All right, everyone. Wash your     faces and get ready for school. [03:22] Haruki     Huh? [03:24] Uzuki     Hurry! Hurry! [03:25] All     Danchigai!