Season 1

1 - Building One: The Yumeno Apartments

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SIGN    1 Building One: The Yumeno Apartments
SIGN    It's morning!
[00:13] Haruki
    No good. I fell asleep under
    the kotatsu while studying.
SIGN    Meow!
[00:18] Haruki
    Jeez, you too, Yayoi?
[00:20] Haruki
    It's morning, wake up.
    You'll be late for school.
[00:26] Uzuki
    I need to pee.
[00:27] Satsuki
    Me, too.
[00:29] Haruki
    Oh, Uzuki, Satsuki.
    Help me wake up Yayoi.
[00:33] Uzuki
    Don't tell me! Haruki, are you stuck?
SIGN    Bam
[00:38] Uzuki
    Now's our chance, Satsuki.
    We can tease Haruki as much as we want!
[00:42] Satsuki
    Understood, Uzuki.
[00:53] Yayoi
    You know what?!
[00:54] Haruhi
    You're up, Yayo...i?
[00:57] Yayoi
    Where do you think you're
    touching, stupid Haru-perv?!
[00:59] Haruki
    Hurry up and fix that habit of
    reacting to everything right away!
[01:01] Yayoi
    Seeing you so close, as soon as
    I wake up, is bad for my heart!
[01:04] Haruki
    You're the one that grabbed on to me!
[01:04] Uzuki
    Yay! Fight! Fight!
[01:06] Yayoi
    No way! That's gross!
[01:06] Satsuki
    Yay.
[01:07] Haruki
    Well, excuse me.
[01:09] Mutsuki
    Listen to how loud you two are!
[01:11] ---
    You'll bother the neighbors.
[01:13] Mutsuki
    Do you want me to take away your breakfast?
[01:16] ---
    And to think, you used to get along so well.
[01:18] Yayoi
    But, Mutsuki! He—
[01:20] Haruki
    She—
[01:21] Uzuki
    They were hugging, and doing something really
[01:23] ---
    intense together, first thing in the morning.
[01:27] both
    No!
[01:28] Mutsuki
    That explanation will only
    create misunderstandings.
[01:32] ---
    You had better not repeat it anywhere else.
[01:35] Mutsuki
    And you two, hurry and get ready.
[01:38] Mutsuki
    Should I tell our mother, who's overseas,
[01:41] ---
    that you're to have no
    allowance for the month?
[01:45] both
    Wait, dear sister!
[01:49] Haruki
    Jeez, what a terrible little sister.
[01:50] ---
    This is what I get for staying
    up all night helping her study?
[01:55] Uzuki
    I was here first! Move!
[01:57] Haruki
    Wait! Hey! You can use it after me.
[01:59] Uzuki
    No! I don't wanna!
    Haruki, you're so stingy!
[02:02] Haruki
    Fine, I get it. You can use it first.
[02:06] Uzuki
    Neck grab!
[02:08] Haruki
    Get off me!
[02:09] Uzuki
    Don't wanna! This is fun!
[02:10] Satsuki
    Uzuki is in trouble!
[02:12] ---
    I will come to her aid!
[02:14] ---
    There!
[02:15] Haruki
    You're heavy! My back! My back!
[02:18] Uzuki
    Do your best, Haruki!
[02:19] Satuski
    You don't exercise enough.
[02:21] Uzuki
    We're off!
[02:22] Satsuki
    Off!
[02:24] Haruki
    Don't trip.
[02:25] Uzuki
    We're not that childish!
[02:27] Yayoi
    Hey, Haruki.
[02:29] Yayoi
    Hurry up and get out of the way.
[02:31] Haruki
    Yeah, yeah, my apologies, Lady Yayoi.
[02:36] Yayoi
    Your necktie's crooked,
    and your hair is all messy.
[02:39] Yayoi
    You are my brother, so you've
    got to get your act together.
[02:43] Yayoi
    If you just did that,
    you might just be a little cool.
[02:47] Haruki
    What'd you say?
[02:48] Yayoi
    Nothing!
[02:51] ---
    What? You guys didn't leave?
[03:25] Uzuki
    I'm the star next week!
[03:27] Haruki
    Building 2: The Twins' Homework
[03:28] Uzuki
    Make sure you watch!
[03:30] ---
    

2 - Building Two: The Twins' Homework

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SIGN    You have a very nice family. But what exactly is your brother fighting with? What is this dark god?
SIGN    Building Two: The Twins' Homework
[00:08] creepy voice
    Delivery!
[00:09] Girl voice
    Honey!
[00:11] Haruki
    I'm playing a horror game when...
[00:12] Haruki
    ...I notice someone!
[00:23] Yayoi
    Someone's peeping?! Don't tell me... Haruki?
[00:25] Yayoi
    Hey, you!
[00:26] Yayoi
    Huh? Uzuki? Satsuki?
[00:28] Yayoi
    What are you doing?
[00:30] Yayoi
    What's this?
SIGN    My older sister Yayoi's bras are padded.
    Just kidding. Actually, she likes pink.
     She has lots of pink underwear.
[00:32] Yayoi
    "My older sister Yayoi's bras are padded."
[00:37] Yayoi
    You brats!
[00:38] ---
    What do you think you're writing?!
[00:40] Mutsuki
    Yayoi, what's all the commotion about?
[00:42] Yayoi
    Mutsuki, Uzuki and Satsuki—
SIGN    whap
[00:45] Uzuki
    We were doing our homework!
[00:47] Satsuki
    Homework.
[00:48] Uzuki
    The assignment is to write about your family.
[00:51] Satsuki
    So, we were observing you.
[00:53] Haruki
    I hope you weren't making stuff up about us.
[00:56] Uzuki
    We're still thinking up ideas!
[00:57] Satsuki
    Ideas.
[00:58] Yayoi
    You shouldn't be going out of your way
     to try to make it amusing.
[01:02] Mutsuki
    Do your homework properly.
[01:04] Uzuki
    Got it!
[01:08] Uzuki
    We'll write what we say out loud.
[01:10] Satsuki
    Listen.
[01:11] Mutsuki
    Sure.
[01:12] Uzuki
    Let's see.
[01:14] Uzuki
    My older brother Haruki is the
    only one of us who's a boy.
[01:19] Uzuki
    He's a gamer nerd, not athletic at all,
     and scared of everything—
[01:22] Haruki
    Stop right there!
[01:24] Haruki
    Write about the things that make me cool!
[01:26] Uzuki
    The things that make you cool?
[01:28] Haruki
    The dark god sealed in my
    right hand is tingling!
[01:31] Haruki
    Don't think I'll let you revive on my watch!
[01:33] Uzuki
    That's the kind of thing
    Haruki sometimes yells.
[01:36] Uzuki
    He says he's fighting to save
    the world and I think he's cool.
[01:38] Haruki
    Cut it out!
[01:42] Uzuki
    Next is my big sister, Yayoi!
[01:44] Uzuki
    She's really good at sports,
    and she's the ace of the basketball club.
[01:48] Haruki
    But she is a violent woman.
[01:51] Haruki
    I think it's wrong for her to get
     so violent with Haruki all the time.
[01:56] Haruki
    But I'm sure that's just
    her way of showing her love.
[01:59] Haruki
    She seems heartless until you get to know her!
[02:02] ---
    She should be more honest—
[02:04] Uzuki
    They both get along very well.
SIGN    Boing
[02:08] Uzuki
    Last is my biggest sister, Mutsuki.
SIGN    Squeeze
SIGN    Boing
[02:11] Yayoi
    She's so overly perfect that,
    as a woman, I envy her.
[02:15] Uzuki
    Mutsuki is scary sometimes,
    but she's always nice.
[02:19] Uzuki
    She's good at cooking and studying
     and sports, so I really look up to her.
[02:23] Uzuki
    I love everyone in my family.
[02:27] Uzuki
    I'm done!
[02:28] Satsuki
    Me, too.
[02:31] Uzuki
    I'm home!
[02:33] Satsuki
    Home.
[02:34] Uzuki
    Our teacher gave us gold stars on our homework!
[02:36] Satsuki
    Homework.
[02:37] Haruki
    Yeah? Good for you.
[02:41] Haruki
    "You have a very nice family,
[02:43] ---
    but what exactly is your
    brother fighting with?
[02:47] ---
    What is this dark god?"
[02:48] Uzuki
    I forgot to erase it.
[02:50] Satsuki
    You were very popular in our class.
[03:25] Mutsuki
    This is Mutsuki Nakano.
[03:26] Haruhi
    Building Three: Mutsuki's True Colors.
[03:28] Mutsuki
    Please watch us!

3 - Building Three: Mutsuki's True Colors

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[00:00] Yayoi
    Jeez! Stupid! Stupid! Perv! Haru-perv!
SIGN    Building Three: Mutsuki's True Colors
[00:16] Haruki
    Again? How sloppy can you get?
[00:19] Haruki
    You're always, always sleeping in my room.
[00:21] ---
    Sleep in your own room!
[00:26] Haruki
    I-I-I-I'm not at all interested in
    seeing my older sister's panties!
[00:31] Haruki
    Come on, wake up, dummy!
[00:33] ---
    I want to get changed and play games.
[00:40] Haruki
    She's the perfect older sister at school
    and in front of my little sisters.
[00:43] Haruki
    Sometimes, I wish she acted
    the same way with me.
[00:51] Haruki
    Jeez.
[00:52] Uzuki
    We're home!
[00:53] Satsuki
    Home.
[00:54] Haruki
    Hey. Welcome home.
[00:55] Mutsuki
    Welcome home.
[00:56] Uzuki
    We're home!
[00:57] Haruki
    She changed so quickly!
[00:58] Satsuki
    Home.
[00:58] [SONG] Right text
    Proper
[00:59] [SONG] Left text
    Floppy
[01:00] Haruki
    Take this!
[01:01] [SONG] Text
    Proper
[01:01] Haruki
    All right! Perfect!
[01:07] Yayoi
    Why would you flip your
    own sister's skirt up?!
[01:10] Yayoi
    Stupid pervert idiot Haru!
[01:11] Mutsuki
    W-Welcome home.
[01:13] Uzuki
    Welcome home!
[01:14] Satsuki
    Home.
[01:15] Mutsuki
    Yayoi, violence isn't the answer,
     even among siblings.
[01:20] Yayoi
    And Mutsuki! It's because you weren't
    paying attention that he could flip your skirt!
[01:23] Mutsuki
    You're right. I'll be careful.
[01:26] Yayoi
    Well, it's kind of nice to see you
    off your game once in a while.
[01:30] Yayoi
    Let's forget about this jerk
     and get changed.
[01:32] Mutsuki
    Right.
[01:32] Satsuki
    We're gonna go play!
[01:35] Uzuki
    Play.
[01:36] Haruki
    And with that, my older
    sister was able to protect
[01:39] ---
    her perfect image in front
    of our little sisters.
[01:44] Mutsuki
    I'm going to go take a bath.
[01:46] Yayoi
    Then I'll go second.
    Tell me when you get out.
[01:49] Yayoi
    I'll go watch some TV.
[01:55] Haruki
    You forgot to take your towel again.
[01:59] Mutsuki
    Thank you.
[02:01] Haruki
    Jeez, she forgets everything
    as soon as she relaxes.
[02:06] Haruki
    I remember last time...
[02:09] (Flashback) Mutsuki
    I forgot my underwear. Can you go get it?
[02:13] (Flashback) Yayoi
    What are you doing digging
    through Mutsuki's drawers?!
[02:16] Haruki
    Man, that one really hurt.
[02:20] Haruki
    Now, for a change of mood.
    It's time for some gaming.
[02:26] Haruki
    Mutsuki!f
[02:31] Haruki
    How could you roll around in
    my room dressed like that?!
[02:35] Mutsuki
    It's such a pain to have to
    change clothes after a bath.
[02:39] Mutsuki
    I'll leave in just a little bit, okay?
[02:42] Haruki
    Does all this mean that I'm the only
    one she'll show her true colors to?
[02:48] Haruki
    Part of me thinks it's a hassle,
    but... it's complicated.
[03:25] Yayoi
    Haruki is totally weak!
[03:27] Haruki
    Building Four: Curry and Rice
[03:28] Yayoi
    It's delicious!
[03:30] ---
    

4 - Building Four: Curry and Rice

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SIGN    Supermarket Yumeno
SIGN    Building Four: Curry and Rice
[00:06] Mutsuki
    Haruki, Yayoi, come help me do the shopping.
[00:10] Haruki/Yayoi
    Okay.
[00:11] Haruki
    So what are you two doing here?
[00:14] Satsuki
    We came for the food samples!
[00:16] Uzuki
    Samples.
[00:17] Mutsuki
    We’ll buy the ingredients
    for next week’s food.
[00:21] Mutsuki
    You two can go ahead and buy the
    ingredients for tonight’s dinner.
[00:25] Haruki
    Curry ingredients and rice, huh?
[00:28] Yayoi
    Then let’s head over and get the rice.
[00:31] Haruki
    What are you, stupid?
[00:33] Yayoi
    Huh?! What’s the big idea!
[00:35] Haruki
    Come on. If we get the rice first...
[00:39] Haruki
    ...we'll end up having to lug around a
    heavy basket while buying everything else.
[00:42] Yayoi
    I-I just thought it would be a good way
    to get you in better shape!
[00:47] Haruki
    Just kidding!
[00:48] ---
    It doesn’t matter how heavy
    anything is if we use a cart!
SIGN    Rice – Yume Komachi
[00:53] Yayoi
    I guess it still matters for
    getting it into the cart.
[00:57] Mutsuki
    What would you like to eat tomorrow morning?
[01:00] Satsuki
    Let’s see...
[01:02] Satsuki
    Food samples!
[01:03] Uzuki
    Samples.
[01:06] Worker 1
    Have a taste.
[01:08] Mutsuki
    Excuse us.
[01:12] Satsuki/Uzuki
    Yummy!
[01:17] Shopper 1
    Excuse me. May I have a taste, too?
[01:20] shopper 2
    They look so good!
[01:21] Satsuki
    That was so yummy!
[01:22] Uzuki
    Yummy.
[01:23] Satsuki
    They have samples over there, too!
[01:25] Uzuki
    Too.
[01:29] Satsuki/Uzuki
    Yummy!
[01:34] Shopper 3
    That looks good.
[01:36] Shopper 4
    I’ll take one of those cakes!
[01:37] Mutsuki
    Huh? I can have all this for free?
[01:39] Worker 2
    You were good publicity.
[01:42] Satsuki/Uzuki
    Yay!
[01:44] Satsuki
    Hi there!
[01:45] Uzuki
    Hi.
[01:47] Mutsuki
    Did you find everything?
[01:49] Yayoi
    I think we only have to get the curry roux.
SIGN    Spicy
[01:51] [SONG] Middle box
    Medium
SIGN    Mild
[01:52] Haruki
    I like my curry a bit spicy,
    but with two kids around,
[01:54] ---
    I guess we’ll have to go with mild.
[01:55] Satsuki/Uzuki
    Hey!
[01:57] Satsuki
    We can handle a spicy one!
[01:59] Uzuki
    Don’t treat us like children!
[02:00] Satsuki/Uzuki
    Get a spicy one!
[02:02] Haruki
    Come on, you two.
[02:04] ---
    The spicy one will make
    your tongue all tingly.
[02:06] [SONG] Box
    Yume Curry – Medium
[02:06] Satsuki
    We’ll be fine!
[02:09] Satsuki
    W-We’ll take this one.
[02:11] Uzuki
    One.
[02:12] Haruki/Yayoi
    So they got scared.
[02:14] Mutsuki
    The curry’s ready.
[02:16] Haruki
    You better clean your plate,
    even if it’s spicy.
[02:18] Satsuki
    W-We will!
[02:21] Uzuki
    Will.
[02:29] Satsuki
    Yummy!
[02:30] Uzuki
    It’s totally fine.
[02:33] Satsuki
    Looks like we’re already full-grown adults!
[02:35] Uzuki
    Adults.
[02:37] Haruki
    Very impressive.
[02:40] Yayoi
    But this curry isn’t spicy at all.
[02:43] Haruki
    Well, it’s only medium.
[02:44] ---
    Can’t be much different from mild.
[02:47] Mutsuki
    I’m glad I bought this,
    even if I’m keeping it a secret.
[02:51] Satsuki
    I want seconds!
[02:52] Uzuki
    Seconds.
SIGN    Yume Curry – Mild
[03:25] Uzuki
    I’ve been waiting for this.
[03:26] Haruki
    Building Five: Satsuki’s Anime Clock.
[03:28] Uzuki
    Pretty!
[03:29] ---
    

5 - Building Five: Satsuki's Anime Clock

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SIGN    Danchigai
SIGN    Building Five: Satsuki's Anime Clock
[00:12] guy
    I'm home.
[00:14] girl
    I've been waiting for you!
[00:15] guy
    Waiting for me?
[00:16] ---
    You mean right here, this whole time?
[00:18] girl
    Yup.
SIGN    Monthly Boys' Barrette
    Barrette
SIGN    Guy
SIGN    Center Color Super Popular! Miritaru!
[00:19] guy
    You wanted to read it that badly?
[00:21] guy
    Though this week's "D.C
    Guy" is getting exciting.
[00:26] guy
    Actually, I want to read
    it first, once in a while...
[00:28] guy
    Nevermind. You can read it first.
[00:32] girl
    I can read first?
[00:34] guy
    That's what I said.
[00:35] girl
    Yay!
[00:37] guy
    I know. Want to read it together?
[00:39] ---
    Then we'll both be first...
[00:41] girl
    Nope.
[00:41] guy
    Oh, uh... I guess you're
    pretty clear on that.
SIGN    Usagi-san
    and the Robot Turtle
[00:46] guy
    You don't need to read
    the manga, too, Uzuki?
[00:49] pink
    Nope. It's not for girls, so I don't get it.
[00:54] guy
    Why don't you grab the book and
    demand that she plays with you?
[00:58] pink
    You're such a child, Haruki.
[01:00] guy
    What'd you say?
SIGN    Snap
[01:01] pink
    You know,
[01:02] pink
    my teacher said I shouldn't do
    bad things to other people.
[01:07] guy
    Right. I'm sorry. I got it...
[01:10] guy
    So could you stop doing
    bad things to me, too?
[01:12] pink
    Nope. It's funny, so I can
    do this to you, Haruki.
[01:16] guy
    Oh, really? That makes me sad.
[01:19] girl
    "D.C Guy" was amazing.
[01:21] guy
    I see. And the anime's first
    episode is airing tonight...
[01:22] pink
    Now that you're done
    reading, let's go outside!
[01:24] ---
    Outside!
[01:25] guy
    You're done with me now
    that you've finished reading?
[01:27] ---
    At least take these things out of my hair!
[01:33] pink
    I'm home!
[01:34] girl
    Home!
SIGN    Pretty Magical Girl Echo!
[01:36] tv
    Anime, "Pretty Magical Girl
    Echo!" is about to start!
[01:40] girl
    Pretty!
[01:41] guy
    Hey. You should be a little
    further back while you're watching that.
[01:45] girl
    It's no use saying anything to Satsuki
    once she's concentrating on something.
[01:48] guy
    Yayoi.
[01:49] pink
    Satsuki's amazing!
SIGN    To everyone watching anime! Make sure the room is brightly lit, and that you aren't too close to the screen <3
[01:51] pink
    She knows when an anime's about
    to come on even without a watch.
[01:54] girl
    Go, Pretty Horse!
[01:57] girl
    Pretty Rising Thrust!
SIGN    Please Watch Again
[02:01] tv
    That ends today's episode!
    Please watch again!
[02:05] girl
    It's over.
[02:06] pink
    Is the anime over?
[02:06] guy
    Now, finally what I've been
    waiting for... "D.C Guy"!
[02:08] ---
    Then let's go play house until dinner.
[02:10] girl
    'Kay.
[02:11] guy
    Uh, hey!
[02:12] tv
    Next up is the new show,
    "D.C Guy." Make sure to watch!
[02:12] bg
    
[02:14] ---
    Weren't you looking forward to "D.C Guy"?
[02:16] girl
    You know... Satsuki likes her anime, but...
[02:20] pink
    I'm home.
[02:21] girl
    She likes Uzuki even more.
[02:24] pink
    I think Haruki was saying something,
    but you sure you it wasn't important?
[02:28] girl
    Yup. My promise with you
    is more important, Uzuki.
[02:32] pink
    I see.
[02:36] girl
    D.C Guy!
[02:38] guy
    She's watched it three times now.
[02:41] guy
    I'm surprised she's not tired of it,
[02:42] ---
    but even more surprised she was able to
    restrain herself from watching it in real time.
[02:46] guy
    It doesn't bug you that
    she's not playing with you?
[02:47] pink
    Nope. Satsuki doesn't do
    things that I don't like.
[02:52] girl
    Take that!
[03:25] girl
    Help me with my homework!
SIGN    Building Six: The Siblings' Multiplication
[03:26] guy
    Building Six: "The Siblings'
    Multiplication."
[03:27] girl
    I don't get it!
[03:30] ---
    

6 - Building Six: The Siblings’ Multiplication

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SIGN    Building Six: The Siblings’ Multiplication
[00:08] Mutsuki
    Welcome home, Haruki.
[00:09] Mutsuki
    Your big sister’s here...
[00:13] Mutsuki
    ...to teach you anything you want.
[00:16] Haruki
    No. I can study for tests on my own.
[00:19] Mutsuki
    So you’re going to dump me too, Haruki?
[00:22] Haruki
    What happened?
[00:23] Mutsuki
    I offered to help Yayoi study too,
[00:27] ---
    but she ran away and left me here.
[00:29] Haruki
    That’s because Mutsuki is a
    pretty terrible teacher, really.
[00:32] (Flashback) Mutsuki
    If you just take x and this
    number here then... there. Easy.
[00:36] (Flashback) Yayoi
    W-W-Wait!
[00:36] (Flashback) Mutsuki
    All right. Next problem.
[00:41] Haruki
    Oh. Studying?
[00:42] Yayoi
    Midterms are coming up, after all.
[00:44] Haruki
    Yeah? Good job.
[00:45] Yayoi
    It’s nothing.
[00:48] Yayoi
    So, anyway, I’m sure you’re
    busy with your own midterms...
[00:53] Yayoi
    ...but I want you to help me study.
[00:55] Yayoi
    You’re a good teacher and all.
[00:58] ---
    Saying that does make me feel
    bad for Mutsuki, though.
[01:00] Haruki
    Looks like I’ve got no choice!
[01:02] Haruki
    I guess I can treat you to my
    hellish coaching once in awhile.
[01:06] Yayoi
    Yeah!
[01:08] Haruki
    She’d be pretty cute if she was
    always this honest with her feelings.
[01:12] Haruki
    What will the test be covering?
[01:13] Yayoi
    From here to here.
[01:15] Yayoi
    I can’t even understand what parts I
    don’t understand in these math questions.
[01:18] Haruki
    Do you have any of your previous tests?
[01:20] Yayoi
    Huh? Ones I took? Well, I do...
[01:23] Yayoi
    I think I’d rather not show you!
[01:25] Haruki
    I already know you got terrible marks.
[01:27] ---
    What do you have to be ashamed of th—
SIGN    Math
[01:29] test
    English
[01:29] Haruki
    Yup. Terrible.
[01:31] Haruki
    If you hit me again, I
    won’t help you anymore.
[01:34] Haruki
    Now that I’ve seen these, I’ve figured
    out what you’re struggling with.
[01:37] Haruki
    All you need to work on now is...
[01:40] Haruki
    Multiplication!
[01:43] Yayoi
    No way!
[01:45] ---
    Everyone learns how to multiply
    in elementary school.
[01:48] Haruki
    Just try writing down your
    times tables from 1 to 9.
[01:50] Yayoi
    Easy as pie!
[01:52] Haruki
    You’ve got four wrong.
[01:53] Yayoi
    Wha?!
[01:54] ---
    W-Well, only four means it’s just because
    I wasn’t really paying attention!
[01:57] Haruki
    And that’s exactly what leads to you
    getting such poor test results!
[02:00] Haruki
    I’m gonna make sure you practice your
    multiplication until you’re sick of them!
[02:04] Yayoi
    I’m done!
[02:05] Haruki
    You made a mistake in
    your 8 times table again!
[02:07] Yayoi
    No way!
[02:11] Uzuki
    Time for bed.
[02:13] Satsuki
    Bed.
[02:15] Haruki
    You’ve still got lots
    of mistakes! Try harder!
[02:17] Uzuki
    Studying?
[02:18] Satsuki
    —ing?
[02:19] Yayoi
    Don’t look!
[02:20] Haruki
    She’s got a test tomorrow.
[02:21] Uzuki
    A test? Do your best!
[02:23] Satsuki
    Best.
[02:24] Uzuki
    Oh yeah! On our last multiplication
    test, I got 100%!
[02:27] Satsuki
    Me too.
[02:29] Haruki
    I-I see.
[02:33] Yayoi
    I’m home.
[02:34] Haruki
    Welcome home, Yayoi.
[02:36] Haruki
    So, how’d the test go?
    You did give it your all.
[02:39] Haruki
    Was there at least—
[02:40] Haruki
    Hey. That’s all I get for
    working so hard with you?
[02:43] ---
    Show me!
[02:44] Yayoi
    No way!
[02:47] Haruki
    This isn’t how it looks, Mutsuki!
[02:48] Yayoi
    I said no!
[02:48] Haruki
    I just wanted to see how
    Yayoi did on her test!
[02:50] Mutsuki
    Is this my fault, for insisting
    they try to get along better?
[03:25] Mutsuki
    Swimsuits?
[03:26] Haruki
    Building Seven: The Apartment
    Complex's Pool Opening?!
[03:28] Mutsuki
    Sounds fun!
[03:29] ---
    

7 - Building Seven: The Apartment Complex's Pool Opening?!

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SIGN    Building Seven:
    The Apartment Complex's Pool Opening?!
[00:07] Uzuki
    All set!
[00:08] Satsuki
    Set.
[00:09] Yayoi
    Do you two have swimming class today?
[00:11] Uzuki
    Yeah. We're putting our suits
    on under our clothes!
[00:13] Satsuki
    Clothes.
[00:14] Mutsuki
    Make sure you don't forget
    to take a change of clothes.
[00:16] Satsuki
    Last time, Uzuki forgot to take
    a change of clothes. It was cute.
[00:20] Uzuki
    Satsuki! You can't say that!
[00:22] Uzuki
    We're off!
[00:23] Satsuki
    Off.
[00:24] Mutsuki/Yayoi
    See you later.
[00:25] Satsuki
    What are we doing today again?
[00:27] Uzuki
    Breaststroke.
[00:29] Yayoi
    Lucky! Just thinking of the pool
    or the beach makes me want to go!
[00:36] Satsuki
    If you go this time of year,
    you'll just freeze to the bone.
[00:39] Yayoi
    I know that!
[00:41] Yayoi
    I wanna swim! I wanna play!
[00:45] Yayoi
    I know!
[00:47] Haruki
    I'm home— Huh?!
[00:49] Haruki
    What's up? Is the heater
    broken or something?
[00:51] ---
    It's way too hot in here—
[00:53] Haruki
    Wait.
[00:54] Yayoi
    Oh, welcome home.
[00:56] Haruki
    It's still spring. What are you doing?
[00:58] Yayoi
    I-I just kind of wanted
    to try my swimsuit on.
[01:02] Haruki
    Even you, Mutsuki?
[01:04] Haruki
    How do I put it?
[01:05] ---
    There's something about wearing a
    swimsuit inside at this time of year.
[01:09] Haruki
    It kind of feels... immodest.
[01:10] Yayoi
    How dare you look at us
    that way! Stupid Haru-perv!
[01:14] Yayoi
    This is all your fault, anyway!
[01:16] Yayoi
    I bought this new swimsuit ‘cause
    you said we'd go swimming last year!
[01:19] Yayoi
    And then, at the last minute...
[01:21] (Flashback) Haruki
    Sorry. My test marks dropped,
    so I can't go anymore.
SIGN    Beach Tomorrow
[01:24] (Flashback) Yayoi
    Huh?!
[01:25] Haruki
    What do you expect?
[01:27] ---
    I was studying to get into high school.
[01:28] Haruki
    It's all the same if we go this year—
[01:29] Yayoi
    No way!
[01:30] Yayoi
    I plan to see hell this summer instead!
SIGN    Currently studying
SIGN    to get into high school.
[01:32] Haruki
    Don't say that with such confidence!
[01:34] Haruki
    I get it already.
[01:35] ---
    I'll be in my room playing games.
    Do whatever you like.
[01:39] Yayoi
    Here.
[01:41] Haruki
    No. I'll pass.
[01:42] Yayoi
    Just strip already!
[01:44] Yayoi
    Haruki!
[01:44] Haruki
    Wait! Stop!
[01:47] Haruki
    What's this supposed to be?
[01:48] Yayoi
    It's exactly what it looks like. A pool!
[01:50] Yayoi
    We're all going in.
[01:52] Mutsuki
    Doesn't this take you back?
[01:54] Mutsuki
    We all used to swim in it
    together when we were small.
[01:56] Haruki
    Yeah. I remember.
[01:58] (Flashback) Haruki (child)
    Pool!
[01:59] Haruki
    I was still tiny back then,
    so as soon as I jumped in...
[02:09] Haruki
    You washed it, right?
[02:12] Yayoi
    Of course.
[02:13] Yayoi
    Then let's get in!
[02:14] Mutsuki
    Sure.
SIGN    Splash
[02:19] Haruki
    Is this fun?
[02:23] Haruki
    What's the point of all this?
[02:34] Mutsuki
    I think it's plenty fun.
[02:36] Yayoi
    It's not bad.
[02:37] Haruki
    I don't get it.
[02:40] Uzuki
    We're home!
[02:41] Satsuki
    Home.
[02:42] Uzuki
    Today, Satsuki forgot to
    take a change of clothes!
[02:45] Satsuki
    Don't tell them, Uzuki!
[02:49] Uzuki
    What's wrong?
[02:50] Satsuki
    Wrong?
[02:51] Haruki
    I think it was a bit early to
    be playing around in the water.
[03:25] Satsuki
    I'm...
[03:26] Haruki
    Building 8: Definitely Siblings.
[03:28] Satsuki
    ...a demon princess?
[03:29] ---
    

8 - Building Eight: Definitely Siblings

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SIGN    I love you very much. When we grow up...
SIGN    Building Eight: Definitely Siblings
[00:06] Natsumi
    Wait, Haruka!
[00:07] ---
    What do you mean we're not really twins?!
[00:10] Haruka
    You can tell by looking at us!
[00:11] Haruka
    I mean, we're twins but we
    don't look at all alike.
[00:14] Haruka
    Up until now, I'd been
    keeping the truth from you...
[00:18] Haruki
    ...but I'm actually a princess
    from the kingdom of magic!
[00:22] Uzuki
    Satsuki! Are you done reading your manga?
[00:24] ---
    Let's go play!
[00:26] Satsuki
    I might not be related to
    anyone in this family...
[00:29] Uzuki
    Huh? But you're my child.
[00:32] Uzuki
    Just kidding!
[00:34] Uzuki
    After all, we're twins!
[00:37] Satsuki
    But, but, twins normally look
    exactly the same. We don't.
[00:44] Haruki
    Satsuki, are you done reading?
[00:46] Haruki
    Woah. What happened, you two?
[00:49] Satsuki
    Haruki, I'm not really related
    to anyone in this family, am I?
[00:52] Satsuki
    I'm really...
[00:54] Satsuki
    A vampire princess.
SIGN    Vampire Princess
[00:57] Satsuki
    Or a demon princess.
SIGN    Demon Princess
[00:58] Satsuki
    Or something?
[01:02] Haruki
    Look, here's your proof.
[01:03] Uzuki
    Wow! We're babies!
[01:05] Satsuki
    But! Maybe I was switched when I was a baby!
[01:09] Haruki
    Here. It's Mutsuki when she was small.
[01:11] ---
    She looks just like you.
[01:13] Satsuki
    I see...
[01:14] Haruki
    Wait. That's supposed to make you happy.
[01:17] Uzuki
    Satsuki looks just like Mutsuki
    did when she was small.
[01:21] Uzuki
    And Haruki kind of looks like dad.
[01:24] Uzuki
    Yayoi looks a bit like mom.
[01:28] Uzuki
    But what about me?
[01:29] Uzuki
    If I'm not related to anyone here,
    who am I related to?
[01:33] ---
    Maybe...
[01:35] Uzuki
    I'm a princess!
[01:37] Uzuki
    I'll find proof! I bet
    it's in Mom's drawers!
[01:47] Uzuki
    This thing is full of
    treasures! It's so fun!
[01:53] Uzuki
    Now I've done it.
[01:56] Uzuki
    I found my proof!
[01:58] Uzuki
    Year 3 Class 3: Haruki Kurogami.
[02:01] Haruki
    My name is Kurogami.
SIGN    Dark Sylphie
[02:03] ---
    I wield the power of the dark dragon.
SIGN    Knight
SIGN    Ability: Double Gunblade
SIGN    Type 0 Love Level 99
[02:05] Uzuki
    Our family name is Nakano,
[02:07] ---
    but when you were small, you wrote
    Kurogami on all your things!
[02:11] Haruki
    Wh-Where did you find that?
[02:13] Uzuki
    That reaction tells me
    it's just as I thought...
[02:16] Uzuki
    When you took me in,
     you changed our family name
[02:19] ---
    to Nakano to fool my stepmother!
[02:21] Haruki
    What's up with that?! Wrong!
[02:22] Uzuki
    What if the prince I'm betrothed to shows up?!
[02:23] Haruki
    B-But the truth is just...
[02:25] Mutsuki
    See here!
[02:27] Mutsuki
    It's a picture of our grandmother
    when we she was little.
[02:31] Mutsuki
    Doesn't she look just like you, Uzuki?
[02:33] Uzuki
    So I'm not a princess?
[02:36] Haruki
    Aren't you happy to know
    you really are twins?
[02:39] Uzuki
    That's right!
[02:40] Satsuki
    Right.
[02:43] Haruki
    What's the matter, Yayoi?
[02:44] Yayoi
    I got another bad mark on my test.
[02:47] Yayoi
    All of you get such good marks, so why?
[02:51] Yayoi
    I must not be related to all of you!
[03:25] Uzuki
    Haruki!
[03:26] Haruki
    Building Nine: For the Love of Pranks?!
[03:28] Uzuki
    Haruki!

9 - Building Nine: For the Love of Pranks?!

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SIGN    Building Nine: For the Love of Pranks?!
[00:06] Uzuki
    Haruki!
[00:10] Haruki
    Huh? You're not going to do anything?
[00:12] Uzuki
    Like what?
[00:13] Haruki
    I mean, usually you...
[00:14] Satsuki
    Uzuki?
[00:16] Satsuki
    What's the matter?
[00:17] Uzuki
    N-Nothing! Uh, it's almost dinner time!
[00:22] Yayoi
    Huh? You're in my spot.
[00:25] Uzuki
    I thought it would be nice to sit
    somewhere different for once.
[00:28] Yayoi
    Well, once in a while is fine.
[00:30] Haruki
    Wait a second.
[00:31] Haruki
    With her here, it's the perfect set-up
    for her to pull something during dinner!
[00:35] Uzuki
    This looks tasty!
[00:37] Haruki
    Don't tell me she already did
    something to this fried rice?!
[00:43] Haruki
    I'm sure she's pulled some sort of prank!
[00:45] (Flashback) Uzuki
    Tabasco! Wasabi!
[00:49] Mutsuki
    You're not going to eat?
[00:51] Haruki
    It's not that. I was just admiring
     how delicious it looks.
[00:53] ---
    Worry not!
[00:55] Mutsuki
    I see.
[00:57] ---
    Be sure to eat every bite.
[01:01] Haruki
    Damn it! I'll just have to brace myself.
[01:05] Haruki
    There's nothing wrong with it!
[01:08] Haruki
    Then what's she planning?
[01:11] Uzuki
    Haruki, there's some rice
     stuck to your face.
[01:14] Haruki
    Oh, yeah?
[01:19] Haruki
    In the end, we finished dinner
    with nothing happening.
[01:23] Haruki
    Uzuki! What are you doing here?
[01:25] Uzuki
    Um... Um, Haruki?
[01:28] ---
    How about we read a picture book together?
[01:31] Haruki
    I get it.
[01:33] ---
    As your brother,
[01:34] ---
    I'm prepared to accept any sort
    of prank you have up your sleeve.
[01:41] Uzuki
    Haruki! Hurry up and read!
[01:43] Haruki
    S-Sure.
[01:44] Haruki
    Actually, aren't you in third grade now?
[01:47] Haruki
    You can at least read a
    picture book on your own.
[01:49] Uzuki
    But I want to have you all to myself.
[01:54] Uzuki
    Haruki, thank you! I love you!
[01:58] Haruki
    I didn't think she hated me,
    but love? Really?
SIGN    ker-chak
[02:04] Haruki
    You've got it wrong! I'm not into any
    sisters, nor do I have a lolita complex!
[02:07] Haruki
    I just thought, as her older brother,
[02:08] ---
    I should make an effort to get along—
[02:08] Satsuki
    Haruki, come here a sec?
[02:11] Eiko
    I love you, big brother!
[02:14] Eiko
    Just kidding!
[02:15] ---
    That was a lie! How was that for
    a prank! Surprised? Surprised?
[02:18] Brother
    Wh-Why you!
[02:20] Satsuki
    I watched this anime with Uzuki yesterday.
[02:23] Satsuki
    She probably acted like she
    did today because of this.
[02:26] Satsuki
    Are you disappointed?
[02:27] Haruki
    No. I'm extremely relieved.
[02:32] Uzuki
    Good morning!
[02:34] Uzuki
    Haruki! Everything yesterday was a prank!
[02:38] Uzuki
    Did you really think I loved you?
[02:41] Haruki
    Yeah. You really had me going.
[02:43] Uzuki
    Yay!
[02:46] Haruki
    But in that anime,
[02:48] Haruki
    the little sister really
    did like her brother,
[02:49] ---
    and just couldn't be honest
    about her feelings.
[02:52] Haruki
    No way, right?
[03:25] Haruki
    Building Ten: Mutsuki's Request?!
[03:27] Mutsuki
    Kiss...
[03:28] ---
    

10 - Building Ten: Mutsuki’s Request?!

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SIGN    Building Ten: Mutsuki's Request?!
[00:17] Haruki
    Wh-Wh-What are you—
[00:18] Mutsuki
    If you yell like that
    in the middle of the night,
[00:20] Mutsuki
    you'll wake up our little sisters
    and bother the neighbors.
[00:23] Mutsuki
    Gosh, can't you calm down?
[00:25] Haruki
    There's no way I can calm down
    when we're in this position!
[00:29] Mutsuki
    I have a favor I'd like to ask you.
[00:30] Haruki
    A favor?
[00:32] Mutsuki
    Yes. Could you...
[00:34] Mutsuki
    ...kiss me, please?
SIGN    FREEZE
[00:39] Haruki
    Uh... right.
[00:40] Haruki
    Jeez, you've got a bad habit
[00:41] ---
    of skipping over the reason why
    and going straight to the end.
[00:44] Haruki
    Y-You're not asking me to kiss you
    because you like me or anything, right?
[00:48] Mutsuki
    But I do like you, Haruki.
[00:50] Haruki
    You airhead!
[00:51] Haruki
    But that's not why you
    want me to kiss you, right?!
[00:53] Mutsuki
    Oh, right.
[00:55] Mutsuki
    It turns out that
     I'll have to kiss at school.
[00:59] Mutsuki
    So, I thought I'd prepare myself
    by having you practice with me.
[01:02] Mutsuki
    That's all.
[01:03] Haruki
    That explanation is nowhere near good enough!
[01:07] Haruki
    So you're doing a play for
    your school festival
[01:10] Haruki
    and no one wanted to take
    the role of the princess.
[01:12] Haruki
    Thus, you volunteered,
[01:14] Haruki
    and you'll have to kiss
    the person playing the prince.
[01:18] Haruki
    It's just a play, so isn't it good enough
     to just pretend you're kissing?
[01:21] Mutsuki
    Perhaps you're right.
[01:23] Mutsuki
    However, as I've never kissed before,
    I have no idea how to play the part.
[01:26] Haruki
    Her first kiss?!
[01:27] Mutsuki
    But if I'm going to play the role,
     I want to do it perfectly!
[01:30] Haruki
    Come on...
[01:33] Haruki
    Now that I think about it...
[01:42] Haruki
    That was all practice?
[01:45] Haruki
    You know what, Mutsuki?
[01:48] Haruki
    Kiss is for someone you like.
    No kiss siblings. Understand?
[01:51] Mutsuki
    But it's just practice!
[01:52] Haruki
    Even still!
[01:53] Haruki
    Aren't you disappointed with the idea of
    giving away your first kiss to me, anyway?
[01:56] Mutsuki
    It's because we're siblings.
[02:00] Haruki
    It's actually okay
    because we're siblings?
[02:02] Haruki
    It doesn't count?
[02:04] Haruki
    Is she not worried about it
    because it's just practice?
[02:08] Haruki
    Or is it because...
[02:10] Haruki
    ...maybe she actually likes—
[02:14] Haruki
    You can't!
[02:18] Haruki
    Mutsuki?
[02:33] Haruki
    Um... Sorry about what just happened.
[02:36] Mutsuki
    It's not here.
[02:38] Haruki
    Huh?
[02:39] Mutsuki
    There's no kiss scene in this.
[02:42] Mutsuki
    I mixed up Cinderella and Snow White.
[02:45] Mutsuki
    I just realized, and ran
    over here to make sure.
[02:50] Mutsuki
    I'm so sorry for waking you up
     in the middle of the night!
[02:53] Mutsuki
    Just go back to sleep, please!
[03:25] Haruki
    Building Eleven: How Yayoi Nurses?!
[03:27] Yayoi
    I'll... wipe down your body.
[03:29] ---
    

11 - Building Eleven: How Yayoi Nurses?!

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SIGN    Building Eleven: How Yayoi Nurses?!
[00:11] Haruki
    Don't just close the door and ignore me.
[00:13] Yayoi
    What are you doing here in
    the middle of the night?!
[00:15] Haruki
    ...can't... move...
[00:17] Yayoi
    You have a cold?!
[00:20] Haruki
    So it seems.
[00:22] Haruki
    I thought I felt strange when
    I got up to go to the bathroom.
[00:25] Haruki
    But to think I'd run out
     ofenergy here...
[00:28] Yayoi
    You leave me no choice.
[00:30] Yayoi
    I'll lend you my pillow.
[00:32] Yayoi
    Good night.
[00:40] Haruki
    Thanks for carrying me here.
[00:42] Yayoi
    Well, I didn't really have a choice.
[00:44] Haruki
    You have school tomorrow, right?
[00:46] ---
    I'm fine now, so hurry up and get to bed.
[00:49] Yayoi
    Sure.
[00:53] Uzuki
    Good morning!
[00:54] Satsuki
    Morning.
[00:54] Mutsuki
    Good morning. Now go wash your faces.
[00:57] Uzuki
    Huh? Where's Haruki?
[00:58] Mutsuki
    Haruki?
[00:59] Yayoi
    He got a cold. Even though he's an idiot.
[01:01] Uzuki
    Your face says you're feeling
[01:03] ---
    a little lonely because he's
    not where he normally is!
[01:05] Satsuki
    Is!
[01:06] Yayoi
    N-No, it's not!
[01:08] Mutsuki
    Haruki?
[01:09] ---
    I've got my cellphone, so call me
     if anything happens, okay?
[01:14] Haruki
    So they've all left, huh?
[01:16] Neighbor lady
    Honey! Why are you wearing a maid uniform?
[01:20] Neighbor man
    There's a very profound reason for this.
[01:25] Haruki
    Huh? What's going on with the neighbors?
[01:28] Haruki
    What now? What happens next?!
[01:33] Haruki
    Oh, no. I need to go to the bathroom.
[01:36] Haruki
    No good. I can't move.
[01:39] Haruki
    I don't need to go. I don't need to go.
[01:43] Haruki
    Could this be a bed-wetting flag?
[01:51] Haruki
    Yayoi?
[01:51] Yayoi
    Don't open your eyes so suddenly!
[01:53] Haruki
    Your screaming is making my head throb.
[01:56] Haruki
    What time is it?
[01:57] Yayoi
    It's already past 3:00.
[01:58] Haruki
    You skipped club?
[02:00] Yayoi
    I just happened to take the day off.
[02:02] Haruki
    I'm happy you came home early for me.
[02:05] Yayoi
    Umm...
[02:06] Haruki
    Take me to the bathroom.
[02:12] Haruki
    S-Sorry about that.
[02:14] Yayoi
    It's fine.
[02:15] Yayoi
    No one else is home yet,
[02:18] ---
    so I was the only one who
    can help you, after all.
[02:21] Yayoi
    You can just go back to sleep.
[02:25] Haruki
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[02:26] Yayoi
    I-I thought I'd wipe
    the sweat off your body.
[02:29] Yayoi
    Won't you feel worse if you
    don't clean off your sweat?
[02:37] Haruki
    I'll do it myself!
[02:38] Yayoi
    Wait! I only have to do the other side.
[02:41] Uzuki
    We're home!
[02:42] Satsuki
    Home.
[02:46] Uzuki
    They kissed!
[02:46] Mutsuki
    Haruki, Yayoi...
[02:47] Satsuki
    Kissed!
[02:48] Yayoi
    Dummy! We did not!
[02:49] Uzuki
    Kissed!
[02:50] Mutsuki
    Yayoi! You can't kiss someone with a cold!
[02:51] Yayoi
    I told you you've got it wrong!
[02:51] Satsuki
    -ed!
[02:53] Haruki
    No good... I'm at my limit...
[03:25] Satsuki
    Don't wanna.
[03:25] Haruki
    Building Twelve: The Bond
    Between Haruki and His Sisters.
[03:27] ---
    

12 - Building Twelve: The Bond Between Haruki and His Sisters.

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SIGN    Building Twelve:
    The Bond Between Haruki & His Sisters
[00:04] girlfriend
    This feels so good.
[00:08] Ex girlfriend
    I already flushed Eiji down the toilet,
    so maybe you'll end up—
SIGN    Currently gaming! Don't bother me!! -Haruki
[00:16] Haruki
    What are you doing, Yayoi? Couldn't
    you read the sign I posted?!
[00:19] Yayoi
    Haruki, I want to play a game with you.
[00:23] Haruki
    Huh?
[00:25] Haruki
    What brought on this change of heart?
[00:26] Yayoi
    Don't worry about it!
    Are you playing on PC?
[00:30] Haruki
    Yeah, it's an online game.
[00:32] Yayoi
    Yeah?
[00:33] Yayoi
    Anyway, let me play the game
    you're always playing.
[00:39] Haruki
    Yayoi's acting kind of weird.
[00:41] Haruki
    All right, how about we start with—
[00:44] Haruki
    Hey.
[00:45] Yayoi
    Oh, sorry. I suddenly felt so sleepy.
[00:49] Haruki
    Then go back to your own room.
[00:50] Yayoi
    No! Don't wanna bother moving.
[00:53] Haruki
    Huh?
[00:54] Yayoi
    I want to sleep here.
[00:57] Haruki
    Got it. You've got a fever.
[00:59] Yayoi
    I do not! Umm...
[01:01] Haruki
    With a cold, it's important
     to strike early. Just sleep.
[01:07] Uzuki
    Haruki!
[01:10] Satsuki
    We caught you.
[01:11] Uzuki
    We have something good to
    show you! Come with us!
[01:14] Satsuki
    Us.
[01:15] Uzuki
    Occupied
[01:16] Uzuki
    We want you to watch until the end.
[01:19] Satsuki
    End.
[01:20] Uzuki
    Wait up!
[01:21] Satsuki
    Up.
[01:22] Haruki
    You're already in third grade!
     Have some decency!
[01:24] Uzuki
    D-Don't get the wrong idea!
     We're just... Umm...
[01:28] Uzuki
    Playing a prank on you!
[01:29] Satsuki
    You!
[01:29] Haruki
    Yeah, yeah. You sure got me.
    I'm going now, okay?
[01:34] Uzuki
    Stupid Haruki!
[01:36] Satsuki
    Meanie...
[01:38] Haruki
    I get it. I'll wait until you're done.
[01:42] Haruki
    All right. Time for bed.
[01:45] Haruki
    Jeez, Mutsuki. I've already got my hands
    full dealing with our younger sisters.
[01:49] Haruki
    Wake up, or our sisters will find out.
[01:56] Haruki
    Wh-What?
SIGN    fwip
[01:59] Haruki
    Crap! If they find me like this
    they'll beat me up!
[02:02] Yayoi
    Haruki? We're coming in.
[02:05] Yayoi
    We've all decided to
    sleep here tonight.
[02:07] Haruki
    Huh?
[02:09] Haruki
    What's going on here?
[02:16] Haruki
    Look how Mutsuki's acting
    when our sisters are so close.
[02:19] Haruki
    She can be a bit intense for me
    as a first year high-school student...
[02:23] Haruki
    But that's all a part of who she is.
[02:27] Haruki
    I wonder if Yayoi is ever
    going to fix her habit
[02:30] Haruki
    of hitting me whenever
    something happens.
[02:32] Haruki
    She'll be studying for her high school
    entrance exams, after all.
[02:34] Haruki
    I'll have to keep helping
    her with her studies.
[02:38] Haruki
    As her brother, I'd really like
    Uzuki to quit it with her pranks.
[02:42] Haruki
    But I can tell it means she likes me.
[02:44] Haruki
    I guess I can put up with a
    few pranks here and there.
[02:47] Haruki
    And Satsuki, my only sister
    who shares my interests.
[02:50] Haruki
    I think there's a D.C. Guy event coming up,
    so I hope we can go together.
[02:54] Haruki
    I'm not sure why things
    turned out the way they did.
[02:57] Haruki
    But I guess nights like this
    aren't bad every so often.
[03:01] Haruki
    Wait.
[03:02] Haruki
    Where am I supposed to sleep?!
[03:08] Haruki
    My delicate sisters!
[03:11] Haruki
    I'll have you know I'm more than
    ready to appease your every whim!
[03:13] Yayoi
    What?
[03:15] Yayoi
    Let's not watch any
    scary things for a while!
[03:17] Uzuki
    Yeah.
[03:17] Satsuki
    Yeah.
[03:19] Mutsuki
    All right, everyone. Wash your
    faces and get ready for school.
[03:22] Haruki
    Huh?
[03:24] Uzuki
    Hurry! Hurry!
[03:25] All
    Danchigai!