E3 - What Does It Mean to Be Manly?

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[00:03] Brown-Haired Student
    Jumpei!
[00:05] Jumpei
    What, you actually went
    to morning chorus practice?
[00:08] Jumpei
    Seriously?
[00:09] Brown-Haired Student
    No way!
[00:11] Brown-Haired Student
    He's here, you know. He's actually here!
[00:12] Brown-Haired Student
    The transfer student no one's seen yet.
[00:14] Brown-Haired Student
    Luou-kun!
SIGN    Mori Luou
[00:24] Class 1 Teacher
    This is Mori Luou-kun.
[00:25] Class 1 Teacher
    What a pretty name.
[00:27] Class 1 Teacher
    It's read differently,
[00:29] Class 1 Teacher
    but it evokes the image of a Japanese
     bush warbler calling out as it flies,
[00:33] Class 1 Teacher
    and is a symbol of spring.
[00:35] Class 1 Teacher
    People have always loved its song.
[00:42] Class 2 Teacher
    Murao!
[00:43] Class 2 Teacher
    Your classroom's over here!
[00:46] Class 2 Teacher
    Homeroom's about to start!
[00:49] Hyouta
    What is he doing?
[00:52] Kuroshima
    Wait, was that Jumpei?
[00:55] Kuroshima
    He came just to see him?
[01:00] Jumpei
    Crap...
[01:01] Jumpei
    Everyone's gonna find out
    that I do ballet...
SIGN    Act 3: "What Does It Mean to Be Manly?"
[02:37] Class 1 Teacher
    Mori-kun, would you care to say a few words?
[02:42] Luou
    No, not really...
[02:43] Class 1 Teacher
    Huh?
[02:44] Hyouta
    He's so quiet!
[02:55] Math Teacher
    Let's see... Mori, can you solve this?
[03:00] Luou
    No, I can't.
SIGN    Gifted with both beauty and intelligence 
    Ups and downs of life 
     Surrounded by enemies on all sides 
     Quiet retired life in the countryside
[03:03] Japanese Teacher
    Mori-kun.
[03:04] Japanese Teacher
    Can you read this?
[03:07] Luou
    No, I can't.
[03:09] Hyouta
    Is he being rebellious?
[03:11] Soccer Club Member A
    Or is he really just dumb?
[03:15] English Teacher
    Okay, for this passage...
[03:17] English Teacher
    Mori-kun, please read it aloud.
[03:21] Luou
    "My favorite sport is basketball.
[03:24] Luou
    Now I am on the school basketball team.
[03:28] Luou
    Our team has two practices a week."
[03:31] English Teacher
    Wow, your pronunciation
    is better than mine.
[03:34] Hyouta
    Hey, Mori-kun, did you just
    get back from living abroad?
[03:37] Hyouta
    You couldn't read kanji earlier!
[03:43] Hyouta
    Huh? Hey, are you ignoring me?
[03:46] Hyouta
    Hey!
SIGN    Soccer Club
[03:53] Jumpei
    Hey!
[03:54] Hyouta
    Hey, Jumpei, you came to get a peek
    at the transfer student, didn't you?
[03:57] Soccer Club Member A
    I'll bet you're curious since
     he lives with Godai-san.
[04:01] Jumpei
    That's not it!
[04:03] Jumpei
    Looks like no one's figured out
    that I do ballet yet...
[04:07] Hyouta
    What's with that guy, anyway?
[04:08] Hyouta
    He doesn't respond,
    even when I ask him a question.
[04:16] (Flashback) Luou
    It's obvious that I'd make a
    better prince than him, right?
[04:20] (Flashback) Luou
    What part of this little
    wild monkey is a noble?
[04:25] Jumpei
    I know, right? I can't be friends
    with someone like him.
[04:31] Soccer Club Member A
    How would you know?
    You've never even talked to him.
[04:35] Jumpei
    Huh? I can just tell!
[04:36] Jumpei
    My instinct for this kinda stuff is great!
[04:42] Hyouta
    I agree... He's not the type
    you can be friends with.
[04:51] Hyouta
    Luou-kun! Hey!
[04:58] Hyouta
    What, ignoring me again?
[05:01] Hyouta
    Or do you not understand Japanese?
[05:04] Hyouta
    Good moaning!
[05:06] Hyouta
    Hey, good moaning!
[05:09] Soccer Club Member A
    Maybe it's 'cause your pronunciation's
     trash. Good moaning?
[05:14] Soccer Club Member B
    Moaning, moaning!
[05:16] Soccer Club Member A
    Moaning, mo, moaning?
[05:33] Jumpei
    He's been coming to school
    for a few days now,
[05:37] Jumpei
    but it looks like he hasn't told
    anyone about me doing ballet.
[05:40] Jumpei
    Or is it because he doesn't actually
    recognize what I'm doing as ballet?
[05:48] Jumpei
    Oh, Hyou-chan.
[05:50] Hyouta
    This is apple! Apple!
[05:54] Hyouta
    This is a pen!
[05:56] Hyouta
    This is apple.
[05:59] Brown-Haired Student
    Oh, great. It's started now.
[06:02] Hyouta
    Apple and pen!
[06:02] Brown-Haired Student
    When you hit "like" the other day,
    Hyou-chan's eyes shone.
[06:09] Jumpei
    Huh? What?!
[06:10] Kuroshima
    Well, Hyou-chan's had
    stress building up, too.
[06:13] Kuroshima
    Y'know, since his family's so strict?
[06:15] Kuroshima
    And Luou-kun has that
    weirdly hostile attitude,
[06:16] Soccer Club Member A
    How are you?
[06:18] Soccer Club Member A
    I'm fine, thank you, thank you!
[06:19] Kuroshima
    but he doesn't retaliate...
[06:21] Kuroshima
    Makes him easy prey.
[06:24] Jumpei
    Huh?
[06:26] Soccer Club Member A
    Okay!
[06:33] Jumpei
    Was he like that before, too?
[06:36] Jumpei
    When I saw him in the studio, he acted...
[06:39] Jumpei
    bolder.
[06:42] Jumpei
    With just one stroke of his arm,
    he could tell a story...
[06:48] Jumpei
    A festival dance?
[06:52] Jumpei
    Man, is this the difference it makes
    when you started out young?
[06:55] Chizuru
    It's only if you can throw
    everything else away.
[07:00] Jumpei
    If I throw it all away,
    then can I get that good?
[07:05] Jumpei
    My friends and my mentor
    are all important to me...
[07:11] Jumpei
    I don't want to betray them.
[07:30] Jumpei
    I'm going now.
SIGN    Mori Luou
[07:34] Hyouta
    Unbelievable!
[07:37] Hyouta
    A score of zero is amazing enough,
[07:39] Hyouta
    but how do you not know
    the kanji for your own name?!
[07:41] Hyouta
    It's written "wandering bush warbler," right?
SIGN    Luou
SIGN    Luou
[07:48] Hyouta
    Huh?
[07:49] Soccer Club Member A
    What's up?
[07:51] Hyouta
    Some actress came up in the search.
[07:54] Hyouta
    Who was she again?
[08:02] Hyouta
    Huh?
SIGN    Soccer Club
[08:07] Hyouta
    Damn that Luou! I'm gonna kill him!
[08:11] Soccer Club Member A
    Yeah, I mean, your phone screen's shattered, 
    and they called your parents.
[08:16] Hyouta
    Bastard!
[08:17] Hyouta
    It's not funny!
[08:19] Hyouta
    You bastard! You try living
     with a busted phone!
[08:20] Jumpei
    What the heck did he do that for?
[08:22] Soccer Club Member A
    Not my problem.
[08:22] Jumpei
    Now it's even harder for me to go to ballet.
[08:23] Hyouta
    They even called my parents, you asshole!
[08:25] Brown-Haired Student
    Why'd that robotic guy suddenly
    get pissed, anyway?
[08:27] Soccer Club Member A
    I can't breathe!
[08:28] Hyouta
    How should I know?!
[08:30] Hyouta
    When I did a search for "Luou,"
    some actress came up...
[08:32] Hyouta
    Wait, let me borrow your phone.
[08:35] Hyouta
    "Mori...
[08:37] Hyouta
    Mazuru."
[08:47] Hyouta
    You look just like a young Mori Mazuru!
[08:49] Hyouta
    Way too much like her!
[08:50] Soccer Club Member
    Wow...
SIGN    Mori Mazuru's Scandalous Past?!
SIGN    A few years after the 
    scandal-ridden but talented 
    actress went abroad to revive 
    her career, she made 
    a comeback as an actress
     in the U.S. 
    
    After a shotgun marriage to 
    a rich and powerful man, 
    a paternity test proved that
    her husband was not the father 
    of her child, and they divorced
     in less than a year.
SIGN     Mori Mazuru (in her idol days)
SIGN    Her mother in Japan is taking care of the child? 
    Named "Luou" (according to Mori Mazuru's blog)
SIGN    Named "Luou" 
    (according to Mori Mazuru's blog)
[08:55] Jumpei
    Despite all her scandals, she publicized
    her kid's super-unique name?
[09:00] Jumpei
    What a total dumbass!
[09:02] Jumpei
    It's tough to have stupid parents...
[09:06] Hyouta
    Jumpei!
[09:07] Hyouta
    Look! It's Mori Mazuru's DNA!
[09:17] Hyouta
    Sing that one song!
[09:19] Hyouta
    You know, your mom's debut song,
    "More❤︎Gummy Gummy Chocolicious"!
[09:22] Hyouta
    C'mon, please?
[09:24] Hyouta
    I wanna hear it once.
    C'mon, you know it, right?
[09:25] Jumpei
    It's not like I have to save him.
[09:28] Jumpei
    I don't even like him.
[09:29] Hyouta
    C'mon, please!
[09:40] Jumpei
    Hey, do you have a minute?
[09:42] Miyako
    Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
[09:44] Jumpei
    Wai—
[09:47] Jumpei
    Are you mad about Luou-kun?
[09:49] Jumpei
    It's not like it makes a
    difference to me or anything,
[09:52] Jumpei
    but what if he just went
    back to staying home?
[10:00] Jumpei
    Speaking of which,
[10:02] Jumpei
    she's stopped asking me why
    I'm not going to ballet, too...
SIGN    Godai Ballet Studio
[10:08] Chizuru
    Reach your hands as far as you can.
[10:11] Chizuru
    Keep your backs flat.
[10:14] Chizuru
    Pretend you have a plate on your back.
[10:17] Jumpei
    No way... I was just passing by...
[10:17] Chizuru
    Don't stick your butt out.
[10:24] Chizuru
    Lift your back up high.
[10:28] Chizuru
    Higher.
[10:29] Chizuru
    Look at the ceiling with
     your bellybutton eye.
[10:31] Jumpei
    What did I expect?
[10:32] Chizuru
    Higher.
[10:33] Jumpei
    They've already got Luou.
[10:34] Chizuru
    Yes, higher, higher.
[10:40] Hyouta
    Luou-kun's joining the club!
[10:42] Soccer Club Member A
    Yeah!
[10:48] Jumpei
    That guy's boring.
[10:50] Jumpei
    He doesn't react.
[10:51] Jumpei
    He's just got a famous mom.
[10:55] Hyouta
    Hear that? Jumpei says you gotta do
     something funny to join the club.
[11:00] Soccer Club Member A
    Watch this, Jumpei.
[11:02] Soccer Club Member A
    Hey.
[11:03] Soccer Club Member A
    Take this!
[11:09] Hyouta
    Did you see that reaction?!
[11:11] Soccer Club Member A
    What a scaredy-cat!
[11:13] Jumpei
    H-He's so lame.
[11:16] Jumpei
    He's honestly just super lame.
[11:18] Hyouta
    Do it again! I wanna film it!
[11:21] Soccer Club Member A
    All right!
[11:27] Soccer Club Member?
    All right, watch this!
[11:28] Soccer Club Member?
    Hey, hey, hey!
[11:30] Soccer Club Member?
    Here it comes!
[11:34] Soccer Club Member?
    Yeah, you got him!
[11:35] Soccer Club Member A
    You can do it!
[11:35] Soccer Club Member?
    More, more!
[11:36] Hyouta
    This is hard for us, too!
[11:38] Soccer Club Member?
    This is hilarious!
[11:39] Soccer Club Member?
    Don't you wanna be a starter?
[11:41] Soccer Club Member?
    Hey!
[11:49] Jumpei
    What is wrong with you?!
[11:53] Miyako
    I'm getting a teacher!
[11:58] Hyouta
    Come on, Jumpei.
[12:00] Hyouta
    You can't try out your
    Jeet Kune Do on your friend.
[12:04] Hyouta
    Come on, it's time for club.
[12:06] Hyouta
    We gotta change! Door closing!
[12:24] Jumpei
    Hey, wait!
[12:26] Jumpei
    Hey! What's with that guy?
[12:29] Jumpei
    Why is he like that?
[12:30] Jumpei
    Is he dumb?
[12:38] Miyako
    It's because Luou only has ballet.
[12:45] Miyako
    You have relationships
    you need to protect, right?
[12:49] Miyako
    Relationships more important than ballet...
[12:59] Jumpei
    I felt kinda bad for him, but I've had it.
[13:02] Jumpei
    I don't care about that lame...
[13:10] Jumpei
    Ow...
[13:12] Jumpei
    I choose to be cool.
[13:16] Jumpei
    I choose to be manly...
[13:22] Jumpei
    As I dance in secret...
[13:26] Jumpei
    What does it mean to be cool?
[13:31] Jumpei
    To be manly?
SIGN    Hyouta (Soccer Club Second-Years): 
    I just had a great idea
[13:37] Mazuru (song)
    Gummy gummy, yummy yummy, ocean of love-y
[13:40] Mazuru (song)
    Choco, choco, choco, it's just so delicious
[13:43] Mazuru (song)
    It's somehow not sweet enough
[13:48] Mazuru (song)
    Give me all of it
[13:49] Mazuru (song)
    Gummy gummy, yummy yummy, flavor of love-y
[13:50] Jumpei
    Oh, she has ballet hands...
[13:52] Mazuru (song)
    Choco, choco, choco, it's just so fabulous
[13:54] Brown-Haired Student
    Do you think Class 1 will sing this
    during the choral competition today?
[13:57] Soccer Club Member C
    As if.
[13:59] Female Student
    Everyone, head to the gym!
[14:04] Female Student
    Come on, don't just sit there!
[14:07] Female Student
    Boys, hurry up!
[14:07] Miyako
    You have relationships
    you need to protect, right?
[14:09] Female Student
    Hurry up and go outside!
[14:11] (Flashback) Mioka
    From now on,
[14:13] (Flashback) Mioka
    you need to protect your
    big sister and your mom.
[14:16] (Flashback) Mioka
    You're the man of the house now.
[14:18] Ippeita
    Ballet?
SIGN    Mito Yukino
SIGN    Fukiishi Kazuko
SIGN    Invited by Brute Lee
SIGN    Director
     Takehara Naoto
SIGN    Stunt Coordinator
     Murao Ippeita
[14:19] Ippeita
    ...more manly...
SIGN    Starring Natsuji Akio
[14:30] Jumpei
    Dad, am I being manly right now?
[14:38] Student MC
    Next is Class 2-1, singing "Daichi Sanshou."
[14:44] Student MC
    Uh... Class 2-1?
[14:54] Students
    What?
[14:55] Students
    What's going on?
[14:57] Vice Principal
    Is it coming from the broadcast studio?
[14:57] Mazuru (song)
    Girls' fleeting emotions
[14:58] Brown-Haired Student
    Oh, it's "More❤︎Gummy
    Gummy Chocolicious"!
[15:00] Mazuru (song)
    From time immemorial
[15:03] Mazuru (song)
    Have been entrusted to sweets
[15:09] Students
    What is happening?
[15:09] Mazuru (song)
    Even if they're high in 
    calories (I don't care)
[15:12] Mazuru (song)
    Even if I get fat (I don't care)
[15:15] Mazuru (song)
    I'll give you the best, melting-est sweets
[15:16] Students
    Hey, what is this?
[15:17] Student A
    Wh-What's with that guy?
[15:19] Mazuru (song)
    (Ah) So...
[15:19] Student B
    He's a guy, right?
[15:21] Voice From Studio
    Representing Class 2-1, it's Mori Mazuru,
[15:21] Mazuru (song)
    Gummy gummy, yummy yummy, ocean of love-y
[15:23] Voice From Studio
    singing "More❤︎Gummy Gummy Chocolicious"!
[15:24] Mazuru (song)
    Choco, choco, choco, it's just so delicious
[15:27] Mazuru (song)
    It's somehow not sweet enough
[15:29] Hyouta
    Sing, Mazuru-chan!
[15:32] Mazuru (song)
    Give me all of it
[15:32] Hyouta
    Sing! Sing!
[15:33] Mazuru (song)
    Gummy gummy, yummy yummy, flavor of love-y
[15:35] Class 1 Students
    Sing! Sing! Sing!
[15:36] Mazuru (song)
    Choco, choco, choco, it's just so fabulous
[15:39] Mazuru (song)
    As little as the tears 
    of a sparrow (chirp!)
[15:40] Students
    Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!
[15:42] Mazuru (song)
    The size of a cat's forehead (meow!)
[15:44] Mazuru (song)
    I want more, sweet party
[15:47] Mazuru (song)
    More (more) more (more)
[15:47] Students
    Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!
[15:50] Mazuru (song)
    More (more) I want more, sweet party
[15:50] Brown-Haired Student
    Called it. I knew he'd do something!
[15:53] Students
    Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!
[15:57] Mazuru (song)
    Gummy gummy, yummy yummy, ocean of love-y
[15:59] Brown-Haired Student
    Oh, man, he looks like he's about to cry!
[16:00] Mazuru (song)
    Choco, choco, choco, it's just so delicious
[16:01] Students
    Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!
[16:03] Brown-Haired Student
    Hey, Jumpei?
[16:03] Mazuru (song)
    It's somehow not sweet eno—
[16:06] Vice Principal
    All of you, to the staff room, now!
[16:07] Voice From Studio
    Oh, crap!
[16:09] Class 2 Teacher
    Everyone in Class 2-1, report
     to the staff room at once!
[16:12] Miyako
    Luou!
[16:13] Class 1 Teacher
    Mori-kun, you can come down now!
[16:21] Student A
    Lucky, you get to leave.
[16:25] Student B
    It was kind of funny.
[17:20] Student A
    Whoa, he just keeps spinning.
[17:22] Student B
    Wow, what is that?
[17:23] Hyouta
    What the heck is that?
[17:25] Kuroshima
    Isn't he Ali from Le Corsaire? Wow...
[17:28] Hyouta
    "Le" what? "Ali"?
[17:29] Kuroshima
    It's a ballet.
[17:30] Hyouta
    What, ballet?!
[17:32] Hyouta
    Seriously? That's freakin' hilarious!
[17:34] Soccer Club Member A
    I heard Godai's mom runs a ballet studio.
[17:37] Hyouta
    That doesn't mean he's gotta do it!
[17:39] Brown-Haired Student
    Ballet? Why?
[17:41] Brown-Haired Student
    He's a guy!
[17:42] Brown-Haired Student
    Right, Jumpei?
[17:44] Brown-Haired Student
    Huh?!
[17:51] Brown-Haired Student
    What? Huh? Wait, no way. Why are you...
[17:55] Jumpei
    Damn it...
[18:05] Miyako
    Luou!
[18:08] Miyako
    You looked like you were having fun!
[18:10] Miyako
    Like how you danced when you were little!
[18:17] Luou
    No, it was even more fun than that...
[18:32] Hyouta
    Oh, you planning on going home already?
[18:36] Hyouta
    You were amazing today!
[18:38] Hyouta
    Do your dance again! I'll film it this time.
[18:41] Hyouta
    I bought tights, too, so wear just these.
SIGN    Beautiful Legs 
    Stockings
[18:46] Hyouta
    Come on, let's go to the club room.
[18:49] Jumpei
    These are pantyhose.
[18:51] Hyouta
    Hey, Jumpei.
[18:54] Jumpei
    Y'know what?
[18:56] Soccer Club Member A
    Don't put them on.
[18:57] Jumpei
    Leave him alone.
[19:01] Jumpei
    I'll dance instead.
[19:04] Soccer Club Member A
    You look like him!
[19:05] Brown-Haired Student
    You just love copying people, huh?
[19:08] Jumpei
    I'm learning ballet, too.
[19:13] Hyouta
    Huh?
[19:14] Jumpei
    He was amazing earlier, wasn't he?
[19:17] Jumpei
    I might hate him,
[19:19] Jumpei
    but when he's made fun of, I just...
[19:24] Jumpei
    can't take it.
[19:25] Jumpei
    It's a drag. It's lame.
[19:27] Jumpei
    I suck... at ballet!
[19:32] Jumpei
    But I wanna get better.
[19:37] Jumpei
    That's why...
[19:43] Jumpei
    I'm quitting the soccer club,
[19:45] Jumpei
    and I can't start a band
    with you, Hyou-chan.
[19:51] Soccer Club Member A
    What? I don't get it.
[19:53] Soccer Club Member A
    What're you talking about out of nowhere?
[19:55] Jumpei
    It's not out of nowhere.
[19:57] Jumpei
    I've always wanted to do ballet.
[19:59] Jumpei
    I don't know why, either.
[20:02] Jumpei
    But I'm always thinking about it.
[20:05] Jumpei
    I'd always hoped I was just imagining it.
[20:10] Jumpei
    I wanted to show everyone how manly I was.
[20:14] Jumpei
    But...
[20:15] Jumpei
    Being "manly"...
[20:18] Jumpei
    Being "cool"...
[20:21] Jumpei
    means being able to stick to my beliefs!
[20:24] Jumpei
    I want to get serious and
     work hard at ballet!
[20:27] Jumpei
    If I can do that, then let them laugh at me!
[20:36] Soccer Club Member A
    Hyou-chan...
[20:37] Hyouta
    Ugh, that pisses me off.
[20:39] Hyouta
    Guess we're a crappy soccer team
     who don't take it seriously,
[20:42] Hyouta
    and he doesn't have time
    to hang out with us.
[20:44] Jumpei
    I didn't say that—
[20:46] Brown-Haired Student
    Jumpei!
[20:48] Brown-Haired Student
    Y'know, I really don't get
    why you're doing ballet,
[20:51] Brown-Haired Student
    and when you say you're gonna
     quit the club because of it,
[20:54] Brown-Haired Student
    it's like, "What the hell?"
SIGN    Hyouta
SIGN    Jumpei says he's
     quitting the club
SIGN    Nakamura
SIGN    lmao
SIGN    Nakamura
SIGN    Hyouta removed Jumpei
     from the group.
SIGN    No members
[21:20] Jumpei
    Now...
SIGN    Godai Ballet Studio
[21:37] Chizuru
    Oh? And who might you be?
[21:41] Chizuru
    I'm going to call the police.
[21:42] Jumpei
    Wait, old lady—I mean, Sensei!
[21:49] Jumpei
    Please teach me ballet!
[21:54] Chizuru
    Idiot!
[21:55] Chizuru
    When have you ever seen a prince
    with a shaved head?!
[21:57] Jumpei
    Wh-What?!
SIGN    Preview
[23:38] Jumpei
    I can't stop!
[23:39] Jumpei
    If I stop, I'll die!
[23:42] Jumpei
    Dance Dance Danseur, Act 4: 
    "I Can Do Ballet Now"!
SIGN    Act 4  "I Can Do Ballet Now"