E2 - I Can't Be Friends With Someone Like Him!

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[00:03] Miyako
    A prince named Siegfried
    falls in love at first sight
[00:05] Miyako
    with a princess named Odette,
    who is cursed to be a swan.
[00:09] Miyako
    The curse can only be broken
[00:11] Miyako
    if someone who has never loved
    before swears to love Odette.
[00:15] Miyako
    But the prince is tricked by Rothbart,
    the demon who cast the spell,
[00:19] Miyako
    and swears his love to Rothbart's
    daughter, Odile, instead.
[00:26] Miyako
    That's basically the story of Swan Lake.
[00:30] Miyako
    Does it make sense?
[00:31] Jumpei
    Huh? Y-Yeah...
[00:36] Miyako
    Let's go.
[00:40] Jumpei
    Her outfit...
[00:42] Jumpei
    I mean, I'm going out
    one-on-one with a girl!
SIGN    Act 2: "I Can't Be Friends With Someone Like Him!"
SIGN    Oikawa Haruka Ballet Company
[02:41] PA
    We will now have a 20-minute intermission.
[02:45] Miyako
    You slept well. Was it boring?
[02:48] Jumpei
    Huh?!
[02:50] Jumpei
    Well, no, not boring, exactly...
[02:52] Jumpei
    It seemed like the dancers on
    stage were having fun, but...
[02:56] Jumpei
    I felt like I was being made
    to watch a school recital,
[02:58] Jumpei
    and I couldn't really take it anymore.
[03:00] Miyako
    Who do you think you are,
[03:02] Miyako
    saying that as you stare at your phone?!
[03:05] Jumpei
    Um, well, a social life's
    important too, y'know?
[03:09] Jumpei
    I might get messages from
     my club or something.
[03:11] Miyako
    I would message my friends later,
[03:13] Miyako
    and I'm in a science club because a
    sports club would take too much time.
[03:17] Miyako
    I want as much time
    to practice as I can get!
[03:21] Jumpei
    Is this under the old lady's orders?
[03:23] Miyako
    Mom wouldn't ask for anything like that.
[03:27] Miyako
    She's already half given up on me.
[03:32] Friend A
    Miyako!
[03:35] Miyako
    Oh, you guys are here, too?
[03:38] Friend's Mom
    Hello, Miyako-chan.
[03:39] Miyako
    Hello.
[03:40] Miyako
    Oh, they're in my class at
     Oikawa Haruka Ballet School.
[03:44] Miyako
    I go there twice a week.
[03:46] Miyako
    That boy's a student at my mom's school.
[03:49] Friend A
    Lucky. He gets Chizuru-sensei.
[03:49] Jumpei
    "That boy"? Gross.
[03:51] Miyako
    My mom used to teach at Oikawa.
[03:56] Friend A
    But you know...
[03:58] Friend A
    He doesn't look like the type to do ballet.
[04:00] Miyako
    Oh, maybe it's because he just started.
[04:04] Friend A
    Really? It's pretty amazing to start at his age.
[04:05] Jumpei
    It's fine. I don't care.
[04:09] Jumpei
    I'm the only one wearing
    a T-shirt and jeans.
[04:12] Jumpei
    It's like I'm in a different
    world or something...
[04:15] Jumpei
    Oh, sorry...
[04:25] Jumpei
    This isn't what I expected...
[05:32] Miyako
    Hey! You've gotta be kidding me!
[05:34] Miyako
    You can't stand up right now!
[05:38] Miyako
    Whew, that surprised me!
[05:40] Miyako
    And after you called it a school recital...
[05:43] Jumpei
    The demon...
[05:45] Miyako
    You mean Rothbart?
[05:46] Jumpei
    Yeah. And the princess and the prince.
[05:52] Jumpei
    Why were the three of them different?
[05:56] Miyako
    Um...
[05:58] Miyako
    They're all amazing, though. It's one
     of Japan's top ballet companies.
[06:03] Miyako
    Well, those three especially.
[06:05] Miyako
    They're either star dancers with the company
    or guest dancers from abroad...
[06:09] Jumpei
    Oh... I see.
[06:11] Jumpei
    Sorry, you can head home without me.
[06:14] Jumpei
    I don't care about the reason.
[06:17] Jumpei
    I want to try
[06:19] Jumpei
    what I just saw!
[06:24] Jumpei
    All right!
[06:26] Jumpei
    That prince was dressed kinda weird,
[06:29] Jumpei
    but he was still super regal.
[06:31] Jumpei
    The position of his legs...
[06:34] Jumpei
    The position of his fingers...
[06:38] Jumpei
    Gracefully...
[06:41] Jumpei
    Did you follow me?!
[06:47] Jumpei
    Oh, is she doing that dance?
[06:50] Jumpei
    Odile...
[07:01] Jumpei
    With the impression I have of Godai,
[07:03] Jumpei
    she reminds me more of Princess Odette...
[07:13] Miyako
    Hey, let's dance together.
[07:29] Jumpei
    That's weird...
[07:31] Jumpei
    The prince lifted her so easily...
[07:39] Miyako
    Not even you can do a lift
    without any training.
[07:44] Miyako
    When I said "let's dance together,"
    I meant at the ballet festival.
[07:50] Miyako
    What's the matter, Murao?
[07:52] Miyako
    What? Fine, we can dance now.
[07:55] Miyako
    Murao?
[08:12] Chizuru
    That faraway look is good.
[08:16] Chizuru
    Here. A present.
[08:17] Chizuru
    Ballet clothes and shoes.
[08:21] Miyako
    Morning!
[08:23] Girl A
    Miyako-oneechan!
[08:24] Girl's Mom
    Good morning.
[08:26] Miyako
    Good morning.
[08:28] Jumpei
    Hey, old lady!
[08:29] Jumpei
    What's the deal with these perverted clothe—
[08:32] Chizuru
    The dance belt goes under your tights.
[08:35] Chizuru
    And please wear your T-shirt.
SIGN    How to wear it properly
SIGN    Example
[08:38] Jumpei
    Ah, like this.
[08:42] Female Student
    What, what?
[08:44] Miyako
    Nothing. I just remembered
     something funny.
[08:46] Female Student
    Aw, what? Tell us!
[08:47] Soccer Club Member
    Did Godai laugh when she
    looked at you just now?
[08:50] Jumpei
    Huh?! You were just imagining it! I think...
[08:52] Hyouta
    She's cute.
[08:53] Hyouta
    Introduce me to her, yeah?
[08:56] Jumpei
    What? We're not even that close.
[08:59] Kuroshima
    Yeah, what are you talking about?
[09:01] Kuroshima
    She's a loser. She's part
    of the loser group.
[09:04] Female Student
    Hey, she lives with that boy in our
    class who won't come to school, right?
[09:09] Kuroshima
    Oh, yeah. They're cousins or something?
[09:11] Female Student
    What was his name again?
    I remember it was weird...
[09:14] Female Student
    Um, Mori...
[09:17] Female Student
    Luou!
[09:18] Chizuru
    Luou-kun?
[09:20] Jumpei
    Huh? What?!
[09:22] Chizuru
    Reverence. Put feeling into it.
[09:25] Chizuru
    Look into each other's eyes...
[09:29] Chizuru
    and take her hand.
[09:30] Chizuru
    Don't get embarrassed!
[09:34] Jumpei
    No, no, I can't do this!
[09:36] Chizuru
    What?
[09:38] Chizuru
    Jumpei's shorter?
[09:40] Chizuru
    You had such a big attitude
    that I didn't notice!
[09:42] Jumpei
    What the heck?
[09:44] Chizuru
    On that note, how tall are your parents?
[09:45] Chizuru
    If you plan to be the prince of
    an overseas ballet company,
[09:48] Chizuru
    it's better if you're close to 180 cm!
[09:50] Jumpei
    Huh?
[09:51] Jumpei
    What're you talking about, old lady?
[09:53] Jumpei
    Didn't you say it's too late
    for me to start now anyway?
[09:56] Miyako
    Wow!
[09:57] Jumpei
    Huh?
[09:58] Miyako
    Your feet!
[09:59] Chizuru
    What? I thought you scouted him
    because you'd noticed.
[10:04] Miyako
    It's amazing that you were
    born with these feet.
[10:08] Miyako
    You're just what ballet wants.
[10:15] Jumpei
    "What ballet wants"...
[10:18] Jumpei
    That means I have the talent, right?
[10:31] Jumpei
    I...
[10:33] Jumpei
    want Godai to want me, too!
[10:35] Jumpei
    I want to lift her up!
[10:39] Jumpei
    I think...
[10:40] Jumpei
    I'll perform in the ballet
    festival after all.
[10:43] Jumpei
    Will that make Godai happy?
[11:13] Jumpei
    Hey, wai—
[11:15] Police Officer
    Hey, you.
[11:17] Chizuru
    Luou-kun.
[11:19] Chizuru
    Oh?
[11:21] Chizuru
    Did Miyako give you the key?
[11:23] Chizuru
    You can't resist dancing, can you?
[11:27] Chizuru
    Hey, I have a proposition.
[11:31] Jumpei
    I said I'm not peeping!
[11:33] Police Officer
    Just give me your name!
[11:36] Jumpei
    Help me out here, old lady!
[11:39] Chizuru
    What are you doing here
    in the middle of the night?
[11:42] Jumpei
    Um, well, I guess it was... uh, hormones...
[11:47] Chizuru
    I'll walk you home.
[11:48] Jumpei
    N-No thanks! See you tomorrow!
[11:53] Jumpei
    Hey, the guy in the studio...
[11:56] Jumpei
    What's his deal?
[11:57] Jumpei
    Who is he?
[12:00] Chizuru
    The demon, Rothbart...
[12:07] Jumpei
    What the hell are you saying, old lady?
[12:10] Jumpei
    So that's the boy who refuses
    to go to school, Luou?
[12:15] Jumpei
    The trajectory's burned into my eyes...
[12:18] Jumpei
    and won't go away.
SIGN    Godai Ballet Studio
[12:21] Jumpei
    Hey! About yesterday—
[12:23] Miyako
    Oh, morning, Jumpei!
[12:29] Chizuru
    You were so embarrassed,
    you couldn't even hold her hand,
[12:31] Chizuru
    so we were discussing you two being
     on a first-name basis with each other.
[12:34] Miyako
    You can call me "Miyako."
[12:37] Jumpei
    Mi!
[12:38] Jumpei
    Ya!
[12:38] Jumpei
    Ko!
[12:39] Jumpei
    Ch...
[12:40] Chizuru
    Almost.
[12:41] Miyako
    Oh, but remember?
[12:43] Miyako
    You tried to lift me without
    warning the other day.
[12:47] Jumpei
    Oh, that was... Um, I thought
    I could do it because I'm the prince.
[12:52] Chizuru
    You need muscle for high lifts,
[12:54] Chizuru
    but if you build those now,
    it'll stunt your growth.
[12:56] Chizuru
    It's too hard on a growing body,
    so we won't do any right now.
[13:00] Jumpei
    Huh?!
[13:01] Chizuru
    Try an attitude, penché, promenade.
[13:04] Chizuru
    It's a sequence that's
    often used in Swan Lake.
[13:08] Jumpei
    What... kind of spell is that?
[13:10] Chizuru
    Just try it.
[13:12] Chizuru
    Jumpei, show me you can be a prince.
[13:17] Jumpei
    Easy for her to say...
[13:19] Chizuru
    Okay, Jumpei, hold Miyako's waist.
[13:23] Jumpei
    Prince...
[13:25] Jumpei
    Prince... Prince...
[13:27] Jumpei
    Prince!
[13:28] Miyako
    Ouch!
[13:29] Jumpei
    Sorry!
[13:30] Miyako
    It's fine, it's fine. Let's do our best!
[13:46] Miyako
    Luou!
[13:52] Jumpei
    This really is Luou, huh?
[13:55] Miyako
    Are you going to practice?
[13:58] Miyako
    I'm so glad!
[13:59] Miyako
    We can dance together again, right?
[14:01] Miyako
    Let's do our best!
[14:06] Chizuru
    Hey.
[14:07] Chizuru
    Don't leave.
[14:09] Chizuru
    Remember our promise.
[14:12] Chizuru
    Perfect timing.
[14:14] Chizuru
    Attitude, penché, promenade...
[14:16] Chizuru
    Show Jumpei how to do it.
[14:20] Jumpei
    What? Is he looking down on me?!
[14:25] Chizuru
    Okay.
[14:26] Chizuru
    Attitude...
[14:28] Chizuru
    Penché...
[14:30] Chizuru
    Promenade.
[14:38] Chizuru
    Yes, very good.
[14:48] Chizuru
    Oh, how lovely.
[14:50] Jumpei
    What's up with this guy?
[14:52] Luou
    You know,
[14:53] Luou
    it's obvious that I'd make a
    better prince than him, right?
[14:58] Jumpei
    We're the same age,
[15:00] Jumpei
    but he's able to just embrace
    a girl's shoulders like that!
[15:02] Jumpei
    He's the kind of guy who can say
    crap like, "I should be the prince."
[15:05] Jumpei
    I can't be friends with someone like him!
[15:09] Luou
    Chizuru-san, why am I Rothbart?
     A caractère?
[15:14] Jumpei
    Rothbart?!
[15:18] Jumpei
    Are you gonna wear that makeup?!
[15:21] Luou
    Why is he doing ballet?
[15:23] Luou
    What part of this little
    wild monkey is a noble?
[15:27] Jumpei
    Huh?!
[15:28] Jumpei
    Bastard, just 'cause you're
    a little bigger than me—
[15:33] Luou
    In ballet,
[15:35] Luou
    someone small
[15:37] Luou
    can't be the prince.
[15:38] Jumpei
    Huh?
[15:39] Jumpei
    Your eyes are so light-colored.
[15:41] Jumpei
    Are you a foreigner?
[15:43] Chizuru
    A quarter.
[15:44] Chizuru
    And,
[15:46] Chizuru
    Jumpei is the prince.
[15:56] Jumpei
    I don't really get it,
[15:57] Jumpei
    but I'm the prince
    because I'm better, right?
[16:01] Chizuru
    Okay, now it's Jumpei
    and Miyako's turn to try.
[16:04] Chizuru
    Don't make your fingers into claws.
[16:06] Chizuru
    Imagine that you're enveloping her.
[16:11] Jumpei
    I...
[16:12] Jumpei
    am the prince.
[16:14] Jumpei
    I...
[16:15] Jumpei
    am the one who will hold Miyako!
[16:20] Miyako
    It doesn't hurt!
[16:22] Chizuru
    That's it! That's it, Jumpei!
[16:32] Jumpei
    I-I'm a monkey!
[16:34] Jumpei
    It's completely different from earlier!
[16:36] Chizuru
    Okay, penché.
[16:39] Miyako
    That hurts a little...
[16:40] Jumpei
    Oh, sorry!
[16:44] Jumpei
    Don't watch!
[16:46] Jumpei
    Don't watch me!
[16:50] Jumpei
    What is with that guy?
[16:52] Jumpei
    During the barre exercises,
[16:54] Jumpei
    and the center work...
[16:57] Jumpei
    Damn it...
[16:59] Jumpei
    Comparing us is like looking at the
    difference between a man and a monkey.
[17:04] Miyako
    Jumpei!
[17:07] Jumpei
    What's up?
[17:08] Miyako
    Oh, just taking a walk.
[17:10] Miyako
    You live this way, Jumpei?
[17:12] Jumpei
    Is she going to walk home with me?!
[17:14] Jumpei
    Oh, um, sorry I suck so bad.
[17:18] Miyako
    Are you talking about the pas de deux?
[17:20] Miyako
    No one can do it well on the first try.
[17:23] Miyako
    Let's do our best.
[17:25] Jumpei
    He's... been doing this
    since he was little, right?
[17:34] Miyako
    Yeah.
[17:35] Miyako
    He had a really strict teacher...
[17:38] Miyako
    But Luou started saying
    he wanted to quit ballet.
[17:42] Jumpei
    What?! But he's so good!
[17:44] Jumpei
    Why would he—
[17:46] Miyako
    Right?! That's how I feel, too!
[17:51] Miyako
    Sorry about how Luou was acting earlier.
[17:55] Miyako
    He's not good at interacting with others.
[17:59] Miyako
    Kind of your opposite, Jumpei.
[18:02] Miyako
    There are always people laughing
    and having fun around you.
[18:07] Miyako
    When I see that,
[18:10] Miyako
    I think, "That's nice."
[18:13] Jumpei
    Hey, what kind of look do you
    have on your face right now?
[18:17] Miyako
    And then you did that 540 jump.
[18:20] Miyako
    When I saw that, I thought
[18:22] Miyako
    maybe you could be friends with Luou...
[18:25] Miyako
    And you two could work together...
[18:35] Jumpei
    Oh, you invited me to do ballet with you
[18:38] Jumpei
    so I could be Luou's friend...
[18:41] Jumpei
    It was for Luou's sake.
[18:43] Miyako
    Yeah!
[18:44] Miyako
    I thought if it was you...
[18:48] Jumpei
    You like Luou?
[19:01] Miyako
    What?!
[19:02] Miyako
    Oh, please! What are you saying?
[19:05] Miyako
    We're cousins! I'm just worried
     about him, that's all.
[19:10] Miyako
    He's a prodigy! I really think so!
[19:12] Miyako
    Let's dance together.
[19:20] Miyako
    Huh?
[19:21] Miyako
    Jumpei?
[19:30] Miyako
    Why haven't you been coming to the studio?
[19:33] Jumpei
    Huh?
[19:35] Jumpei
    I only skipped for two or three days.
[19:38] Jumpei
    I still have club and Jeet Kune Do, too.
[19:41] Miyako
    My mom says she wants to do the
    choreography for the ballet festival.
[19:45] Jumpei
    I can't perform in that.
[19:46] Jumpei
    I've got soccer training camp
    the same day. Sorry!
[19:49] Jumpei
    Anyway—
[19:49] Hyouta
    Jumpei!
[19:51] Hyouta
    Godai-san, I'm Sagara Hyouta!
[19:54] Hyouta
    Yay!
[19:55] Hyouta
    Hey, what the heck?!
[19:57] Hyouta
    A friend of a friend is a friend, right?
[20:01] Jumpei
    She already has someone much
    more suited to being a prince.
[20:05] Jumpei
    She doesn't need me.
SIGN    Soccer Club
[20:23] Hyouta
    What's that noise supposed to be?
[20:27] Hyouta
    This song is so cool, though.
[20:29] Jumpei
    I knew you'd like it, Hyou-chan!
[20:32] Jumpei
    The guitar solo's so good, right?
[20:34] Jumpei
    I can't play, but I wanna try!
[20:36] Jumpei
    I want one!
[20:38] Hyouta
    Then maybe I'll buy a drum set.
[20:43] Hyouta
    Hey, let's start a band.
[20:51] Jumpei
    That's...
[20:52] Jumpei
    so cool!
[20:54] Hyouta
    Right?!
[20:59] Mioka
    Jumpei, it's me.
SIGN    Voicemail
     Uncle Mioka
[21:01] Mioka
    When are you coming to Jeet Kune Do again?
[21:04] Mioka
    Don't make your mom worry.
[21:06] Mioka
    I'm sure you can be a stunt
    coordinator like your dad—
[21:12] Jumpei
    I'm wanted...
[21:15] Jumpei
    And not just by ballet.
[21:50] Brown-Haired Student
    Jumpei!
[21:51] Jumpei
    What, you actually went
    to morning chorus practice?
[21:54] Jumpei
    Seriously?
[21:55] Brown-Haired Student
    No way!
[21:57] Brown-Haired Student
    He's here, you know. He's actually here!
[21:58] Brown-Haired Student
    The transfer student no one's seen yet.
SIGN    Staff Room
[22:02] Brown-Haired Student
    Luou-kun!
SIGN    Preview
[23:36] Jumpei
    I chose to be cool and manly!
[23:41] Jumpei
    As I dance in secret...
[23:43] Jumpei
    Dance Dance Danseur, Act 3: 
    "What Does It Mean to Be Manly?"
SIGN    Act 3  "What Does It Mean to Be Manly?"