# E2 - I Can't Be Friends With Someone Like Him!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1EKG/i-cant-be-friends-with-someone-like-him)
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**[00:03] Miyako**
A prince named Siegfried
falls in love at first sight
**[00:05] Miyako**
with a princess named Odette,
who is cursed to be a swan.
**[00:09] Miyako**
The curse can only be broken
**[00:11] Miyako**
if someone who has never loved
before swears to love Odette.
**[00:15] Miyako**
But the prince is tricked by Rothbart,
the demon who cast the spell,
**[00:19] Miyako**
and swears his love to Rothbart's
daughter, Odile, instead.
**[00:26] Miyako**
That's basically the story of Swan Lake.
**[00:30] Miyako**
Does it make sense?
**[00:31] Jumpei**
Huh? Y-Yeah...
**[00:36] Miyako**
Let's go.
**[00:40] Jumpei**
*Her outfit...*
**[00:42] Jumpei**
* I mean, I'm going out*
* one-on-one with a girl!*
***SIGN*** Act 2: "I Can't Be Friends With Someone Like Him!"
***SIGN*** Oikawa Haruka Ballet Company
**[02:41] PA**
*We will now have a 20-minute intermission.*
**[02:45] Miyako**
You slept well. Was it boring?
**[02:48] Jumpei**
Huh?!
**[02:50] Jumpei**
Well, no, not boring, exactly...
**[02:52] Jumpei**
It seemed like the dancers on
stage were having fun, but...
**[02:56] Jumpei**
I felt like I was being made
to watch a school recital,
**[02:58] Jumpei**
and I couldn't really take it anymore.
**[03:00] Miyako**
Who do you think you are,
**[03:02] Miyako**
saying that as you stare at your phone?!
**[03:05] Jumpei**
Um, well, a social life's
important too, y'know?
**[03:09] Jumpei**
I might get messages from
my club or something.
**[03:11] Miyako**
I would message my friends later,
**[03:13] Miyako**
and I'm in a science club because a
sports club would take too much time.
**[03:17] Miyako**
I want as much time
to practice as I can get!
**[03:21] Jumpei**
Is this under the old lady's orders?
**[03:23] Miyako**
Mom wouldn't ask for anything like that.
**[03:27] Miyako**
She's already half given up on me.
**[03:32] Friend A**
Miyako!
**[03:35] Miyako**
Oh, you guys are here, too?
**[03:38] Friend's Mom**
Hello, Miyako-chan.
**[03:39] Miyako**
Hello.
**[03:40] Miyako**
Oh, they're in my class at
Oikawa Haruka Ballet School.
**[03:44] Miyako**
I go there twice a week.
**[03:46] Miyako**
That boy's a student at my mom's school.
**[03:49] Friend A**
Lucky. He gets Chizuru-sensei.
**[03:49] Jumpei**
*"That boy"? Gross.*
**[03:51] Miyako**
My mom used to teach at Oikawa.
**[03:56] Friend A**
But you know...
**[03:58] Friend A**
He doesn't *look* like the type to do ballet.
**[04:00] Miyako**
Oh, maybe it's because he just started.
**[04:04] Friend A**
Really? It's pretty amazing to start at his age.
**[04:05] Jumpei**
*It's fine. I don't care.*
**[04:09] Jumpei**
* I'm the only one wearing*
* a T-shirt and jeans.*
**[04:12] Jumpei**
* It's like I'm in a different*
* world or something...*
**[04:15] Jumpei**
Oh, sorry...
**[04:25] Jumpei**
*This isn't what I expected...*
**[05:32] Miyako**
Hey! You've gotta be kidding me!
**[05:34] Miyako**
You can't stand up right now!
**[05:38] Miyako**
Whew, that surprised me!
**[05:40] Miyako**
And after you called it a school recital...
**[05:43] Jumpei**
The demon...
**[05:45] Miyako**
You mean Rothbart?
**[05:46] Jumpei**
Yeah. And the princess and the prince.
**[05:52] Jumpei**
Why were the three of them different?
**[05:56] Miyako**
Um...
**[05:58] Miyako**
They're all amazing, though. It's one
of Japan's top ballet companies.
**[06:03] Miyako**
Well, those three especially.
**[06:05] Miyako**
They're either star dancers with the company
or guest dancers from abroad...
**[06:09] Jumpei**
Oh... I see.
**[06:11] Jumpei**
Sorry, you can head home without me.
**[06:14] Jumpei**
*I don't care about the reason.*
**[06:17] Jumpei**
*I want to try*
**[06:19] Jumpei**
*what I just saw!*
**[06:24] Jumpei**
*All right!*
**[06:26] Jumpei**
*That prince was dressed kinda weird,*
**[06:29] Jumpei**
*but he was still super regal.*
**[06:31] Jumpei**
*The position of his legs...*
**[06:34] Jumpei**
*The position of his fingers...*
**[06:38] Jumpei**
*Gracefully...*
**[06:41] Jumpei**
Did you follow me?!
**[06:47] Jumpei**
*Oh, is she doing that dance?*
**[06:50] Jumpei**
*Odile...*
**[07:01] Jumpei**
*With the impression I have of Godai,*
**[07:03] Jumpei**
*she reminds me more of Princess Odette...*
**[07:13] Miyako**
Hey, let's dance together.
**[07:29] Jumpei**
That's weird...
**[07:31] Jumpei**
The prince lifted her so easily...
**[07:39] Miyako**
Not even you can do a lift
without any training.
**[07:44] Miyako**
When I said "let's dance together,"
I meant at the ballet festival.
**[07:50] Miyako**
What's the matter, Murao?
**[07:52] Miyako**
What? Fine, we can dance now.
**[07:55] Miyako**
Murao?
**[08:12] Chizuru**
That faraway look is good.
**[08:16] Chizuru**
Here. A present.
**[08:17] Chizuru**
Ballet clothes and shoes.
**[08:21] Miyako**
Morning!
**[08:23] Girl A**
Miyako-oneechan!
**[08:24] Girl's Mom**
Good morning.
**[08:26] Miyako**
Good morning.
**[08:28] Jumpei**
Hey, old lady!
**[08:29] Jumpei**
What's the deal with these perverted clothe—
**[08:32] Chizuru**
The dance belt goes *under* your tights.
**[08:35] Chizuru**
And please wear your T-shirt.
***SIGN*** How to wear it properly
***SIGN*** Example
**[08:38] Jumpei**
*Ah, like this.*
**[08:42] Female Student**
What, what?
**[08:44] Miyako**
Nothing. I just remembered
something funny.
**[08:46] Female Student**
Aw, what? Tell us!
**[08:47] Soccer Club Member**
Did Godai laugh when she
looked at you just now?
**[08:50] Jumpei**
Huh?! You were just imagining it! I think...
**[08:52] Hyouta**
She's cute.
**[08:53] Hyouta**
Introduce me to her, yeah?
**[08:56] Jumpei**
What? We're not even that close.
**[08:59] Kuroshima**
Yeah, what are you talking about?
**[09:01] Kuroshima**
She's a loser. She's part
of the loser group.
**[09:04] Female Student**
Hey, she lives with that boy in our
class who won't come to school, right?
**[09:09] Kuroshima**
Oh, yeah. They're cousins or something?
**[09:11] Female Student**
What was his name again?
I remember it was weird...
**[09:14] Female Student**
Um, Mori...
**[09:17] Female Student**
Luou!
**[09:18] Chizuru**
*Luou-kun?*
**[09:20] Jumpei**
*Huh? What?!*
**[09:22] Chizuru**
Reverence. Put feeling into it.
**[09:25] Chizuru**
Look into each other's eyes...
**[09:29] Chizuru**
and take her hand.
**[09:30] Chizuru**
Don't get embarrassed!
**[09:34] Jumpei**
*No, no, I can't do this!*
**[09:36] Chizuru**
What?
**[09:38] Chizuru**
Jumpei's shorter?
**[09:40] Chizuru**
You had such a big attitude
that I didn't notice!
**[09:42] Jumpei**
What the heck?
**[09:44] Chizuru**
On that note, how tall are your parents?
**[09:45] Chizuru**
If you plan to be the prince of
an overseas ballet company,
**[09:48] Chizuru**
it's better if you're close to 180 cm!
**[09:50] Jumpei**
Huh?
**[09:51] Jumpei**
What're you talking about, old lady?
**[09:53] Jumpei**
Didn't you say it's too late
for me to start now anyway?
**[09:56] Miyako**
Wow!
**[09:57] Jumpei**
Huh?
**[09:58] Miyako**
Your feet!
**[09:59] Chizuru**
What? I thought you scouted him
because you'd noticed.
**[10:04] Miyako**
It's amazing that you were
born with these feet.
**[10:08] Miyako**
You're just what ballet wants.
**[10:15] Jumpei**
*"What ballet wants"...*
**[10:18] Jumpei**
*That means I have the talent, right?*
**[10:31] Jumpei**
*I...*
**[10:33] Jumpei**
*want Godai to want me, too!*
**[10:35] Jumpei**
*I want to lift her up!*
**[10:39] Jumpei**
*I think...*
**[10:40] Jumpei**
* I'll perform in the ballet*
* festival after all.*
**[10:43] Jumpei**
*Will that make Godai happy?*
**[11:13] Jumpei**
Hey, wai—
**[11:15] Police Officer**
Hey, you.
**[11:17] Chizuru**
Luou-kun.
**[11:19] Chizuru**
Oh?
**[11:21] Chizuru**
Did Miyako give you the key?
**[11:23] Chizuru**
You can't resist dancing, can you?
**[11:27] Chizuru**
Hey, I have a proposition.
**[11:31] Jumpei**
I said I'm not peeping!
**[11:33] Police Officer**
Just give me your name!
**[11:36] Jumpei**
Help me out here, old lady!
**[11:39] Chizuru**
What are you doing here
in the middle of the night?
**[11:42] Jumpei**
Um, well, I guess it was... uh, hormones...
**[11:47] Chizuru**
I'll walk you home.
**[11:48] Jumpei**
N-No thanks! See you tomorrow!
**[11:53] Jumpei**
Hey, the guy in the studio...
**[11:56] Jumpei**
What's his deal?
**[11:57] Jumpei**
Who is he?
**[12:00] Chizuru**
The demon, Rothbart...
**[12:07] Jumpei**
What the hell are you saying, old lady?
**[12:10] Jumpei**
* So that's the boy who refuses*
* to go to school, Luou?*
**[12:15] Jumpei**
*The trajectory's burned into my eyes...*
**[12:18] Jumpei**
*and won't go away.*
***SIGN*** Godai Ballet Studio
**[12:21] Jumpei**
Hey! About yesterday—
**[12:23] Miyako**
Oh, morning, Jumpei!
**[12:29] Chizuru**
You were so embarrassed,
you couldn't even hold her hand,
**[12:31] Chizuru**
so we were discussing you two being
on a first-name basis with each other.
**[12:34] Miyako**
You can call me "Miyako."
**[12:37] Jumpei**
Mi!
**[12:38] Jumpei**
Ya!
**[12:38] Jumpei**
Ko!
**[12:39] Jumpei**
Ch...
**[12:40] Chizuru**
Almost.
**[12:41] Miyako**
Oh, but remember?
**[12:43] Miyako**
You tried to lift me without
warning the other day.
**[12:47] Jumpei**
Oh, that was... Um, I thought
I could do it because I'm the prince.
**[12:52] Chizuru**
You need muscle for high lifts,
**[12:54] Chizuru**
but if you build those now,
it'll stunt your growth.
**[12:56] Chizuru**
It's too hard on a growing body,
so we won't do any right now.
**[13:00] Jumpei**
Huh?!
**[13:01] Chizuru**
Try an attitude, penché, promenade.
**[13:04] Chizuru**
It's a sequence that's
often used in Swan Lake.
**[13:08] Jumpei**
What... kind of spell is that?
**[13:10] Chizuru**
Just try it.
**[13:12] Chizuru**
Jumpei, show me you can be a prince.
**[13:17] Jumpei**
*Easy for her to say...*
**[13:19] Chizuru**
Okay, Jumpei, hold Miyako's waist.
**[13:23] Jumpei**
*Prince...*
**[13:25] Jumpei**
*Prince... Prince...*
**[13:27] Jumpei**
*Prince!*
**[13:28] Miyako**
Ouch!
**[13:29] Jumpei**
Sorry!
**[13:30] Miyako**
It's fine, it's fine. Let's do our best!
**[13:46] Miyako**
Luou!
**[13:52] Jumpei**
*This really is Luou, huh?*
**[13:55] Miyako**
Are you going to practice?
**[13:58] Miyako**
I'm so glad!
**[13:59] Miyako**
We can dance together again, right?
**[14:01] Miyako**
Let's do our best!
**[14:06] Chizuru**
Hey.
**[14:07] Chizuru**
Don't leave.
**[14:09] Chizuru**
Remember our promise.
**[14:12] Chizuru**
Perfect timing.
**[14:14] Chizuru**
Attitude, penché, promenade...
**[14:16] Chizuru**
Show Jumpei how to do it.
**[14:20] Jumpei**
*What? Is he looking down on me?!*
**[14:25] Chizuru**
Okay.
**[14:26] Chizuru**
Attitude...
**[14:28] Chizuru**
Penché...
**[14:30] Chizuru**
Promenade.
**[14:38] Chizuru**
Yes, very good.
**[14:48] Chizuru**
Oh, how lovely.
**[14:50] Jumpei**
*What's up with this guy?*
**[14:52] Luou**
You know,
**[14:53] Luou**
it's obvious that I'd make a
better prince than him, right?
**[14:58] Jumpei**
*We're the same age,*
**[15:00] Jumpei**
* but he's able to just embrace*
* a girl's shoulders like that!*
**[15:02] Jumpei**
* He's the kind of guy who can say*
* crap like, "I should be the prince."*
**[15:05] Jumpei**
*I can't be friends with someone like him!*
**[15:09] Luou**
Chizuru-san, why am I Rothbart?
A caractère?
**[15:14] Jumpei**
Rothbart?!
**[15:18] Jumpei**
Are you gonna wear that makeup?!
**[15:21] Luou**
Why is he doing ballet?
**[15:23] Luou**
What part of this little
wild monkey is a noble?
**[15:27] Jumpei**
Huh?!
**[15:28] Jumpei**
Bastard, just 'cause you're
a little bigger than me—
**[15:33] Luou**
In ballet,
**[15:35] Luou**
someone small
**[15:37] Luou**
can't be the prince.
**[15:38] Jumpei**
Huh?
**[15:39] Jumpei**
Your eyes are so light-colored.
**[15:41] Jumpei**
Are you a foreigner?
**[15:43] Chizuru**
A quarter.
**[15:44] Chizuru**
And,
**[15:46] Chizuru**
Jumpei is the prince.
**[15:56] Jumpei**
*I don't really get it,*
**[15:57] Jumpei**
* but I'm the prince*
* because I'm better, right?*
**[16:01] Chizuru**
Okay, now it's Jumpei
and Miyako's turn to try.
**[16:04] Chizuru**
Don't make your fingers into claws.
**[16:06] Chizuru**
Imagine that you're enveloping her.
**[16:11] Jumpei**
*I...*
**[16:12] Jumpei**
*am the prince.*
**[16:14] Jumpei**
*I...*
**[16:15] Jumpei**
*am the one who will hold Miyako!*
**[16:20] Miyako**
It doesn't hurt!
**[16:22] Chizuru**
That's it! That's it, Jumpei!
**[16:32] Jumpei**
*I-I'm a monkey!*
**[16:34] Jumpei**
*It's completely different from earlier!*
**[16:36] Chizuru**
Okay, penché.
**[16:39] Miyako**
That hurts a little...
**[16:40] Jumpei**
Oh, sorry!
**[16:44] Jumpei**
*Don't watch!*
**[16:46] Jumpei**
*Don't watch me!*
**[16:50] Jumpei**
*What is with that guy?*
**[16:52] Jumpei**
*During the barre exercises,*
**[16:54] Jumpei**
*and the center work...*
**[16:57] Jumpei**
*Damn it...*
**[16:59] Jumpei**
* Comparing us is like looking at the*
* difference between a man and a monkey.*
**[17:04] Miyako**
Jumpei!
**[17:07] Jumpei**
What's up?
**[17:08] Miyako**
Oh, just taking a walk.
**[17:10] Miyako**
You live this way, Jumpei?
**[17:12] Jumpei**
*Is she going to walk home with me?!*
**[17:14] Jumpei**
Oh, um, sorry I suck so bad.
**[17:18] Miyako**
Are you talking about the pas de deux?
**[17:20] Miyako**
No one can do it well on the first try.
**[17:23] Miyako**
Let's do our best.
**[17:25] Jumpei**
He's... been doing this
since he was little, right?
**[17:34] Miyako**
Yeah.
**[17:35] Miyako**
He had a really strict teacher...
**[17:38] Miyako**
But Luou started saying
he wanted to quit ballet.
**[17:42] Jumpei**
What?! But he's so good!
**[17:44] Jumpei**
Why would he—
**[17:46] Miyako**
Right?! That's how I feel, too!
**[17:51] Miyako**
Sorry about how Luou was acting earlier.
**[17:55] Miyako**
He's not good at interacting with others.
**[17:59] Miyako**
Kind of your opposite, Jumpei.
**[18:02] Miyako**
There are always people laughing
and having fun around you.
**[18:07] Miyako**
When I see that,
**[18:10] Miyako**
I think, "That's nice."
**[18:13] Jumpei**
* Hey, what kind of look do you*
* have on your face right now?*
**[18:17] Miyako**
And then you did that 540 jump.
**[18:20] Miyako**
When I saw that, I thought
**[18:22] Miyako**
maybe you could be friends with Luou...
**[18:25] Miyako**
And you two could work together...
**[18:35] Jumpei**
Oh, you invited me to do ballet with you
**[18:38] Jumpei**
so I could be Luou's friend...
**[18:41] Jumpei**
*It was for Luou's sake.*
**[18:43] Miyako**
Yeah!
**[18:44] Miyako**
I thought if it was you...
**[18:48] Jumpei**
You like Luou?
**[19:01] Miyako**
What?!
**[19:02] Miyako**
Oh, please! What are you saying?
**[19:05] Miyako**
We're cousins! I'm just worried
about him, that's all.
**[19:10] Miyako**
*He's a prodigy! I really think so!*
**[19:12] Miyako**
*Let's dance together.*
**[19:20] Miyako**
Huh?
**[19:21] Miyako**
Jumpei?
**[19:30] Miyako**
Why haven't you been coming to the studio?
**[19:33] Jumpei**
Huh?
**[19:35] Jumpei**
I only skipped for two or three days.
**[19:38] Jumpei**
I still have club and Jeet Kune Do, too.
**[19:41] Miyako**
My mom says she wants to do the
choreography for the ballet festival.
**[19:45] Jumpei**
I can't perform in that.
**[19:46] Jumpei**
I've got soccer training camp
the same day. Sorry!
**[19:49] Jumpei**
Anyway—
**[19:49] Hyouta**
Jumpei!
**[19:51] Hyouta**
Godai-san, I'm Sagara Hyouta!
**[19:54] Hyouta**
Yay!
**[19:55] Hyouta**
Hey, what the heck?!
**[19:57] Hyouta**
A friend of a friend is a friend, right?
**[20:01] Jumpei**
* She already has someone much*
* more suited to being a prince.*
**[20:05] Jumpei**
*She doesn't need me.*
***SIGN*** Soccer Club
**[20:23] Hyouta**
What's that noise supposed to be?
**[20:27] Hyouta**
This song is so cool, though.
**[20:29] Jumpei**
I knew you'd like it, Hyou-chan!
**[20:32] Jumpei**
The guitar solo's so good, right?
**[20:34] Jumpei**
I can't play, but I wanna try!
**[20:36] Jumpei**
I want one!
**[20:38] Hyouta**
Then maybe I'll buy a drum set.
**[20:43] Hyouta**
Hey, let's start a band.
**[20:51] Jumpei**
That's...
**[20:52] Jumpei**
so cool!
**[20:54] Hyouta**
Right?!
**[20:59] Mioka**
*Jumpei, it's me.*
***SIGN*** Voicemail
Uncle Mioka
**[21:01] Mioka**
*When are you coming to Jeet Kune Do again?*
**[21:04] Mioka**
*Don't make your mom worry.*
**[21:06] Mioka**
* I'm sure you can be a stunt*
* coordinator like your dad—*
**[21:12] Jumpei**
*I'm wanted...*
**[21:15] Jumpei**
*And not just by ballet.*
**[21:50] Brown-Haired Student**
Jumpei!
**[21:51] Jumpei**
What, you actually went
to morning chorus practice?
**[21:54] Jumpei**
Seriously?
**[21:55] Brown-Haired Student**
No way!
**[21:57] Brown-Haired Student**
He's here, you know. He's actually here!
**[21:58] Brown-Haired Student**
The transfer student no one's seen yet.
***SIGN*** Staff Room
**[22:02] Brown-Haired Student**
Luou-kun!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:36] Jumpei**
I chose to be cool and manly!
**[23:41] Jumpei**
As I dance in secret...
**[23:43] Jumpei**
*Dance Dance Danseur*, Act 3:
"What Does It Mean to Be Manly?"
***SIGN*** Act 3 "What Does It Mean to Be Manly?"