9 - Merge! Serpo Dover Demon Nessie!

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[00:00] ---
    A-Acrobatic Silky?
[00:05] ---
    Ouch!
[00:07] ---
    Takakura-sama, are you all right?
[00:09] ---
    Ow.
[00:11] ---
    What a lewd state you are in!
[00:13] ---
    To expose yourself to me like that...
[00:16] ---
    It must mean you're presuming
    a betrothal already!
[00:18] ---
    Very well!
[00:20] ---
    You have powers as well?
[00:22] ---
    I see, so that is why you were able
    to enter our void space.
[00:27] ---
    We will take your banana organs
    while we're at it.
[00:29] ---
    - Labor, labor...
    - Hold on!
[00:31] ---
    Let me put something on!
[00:32] ---
    Takakura-sama, I will deal with them!
[00:35] ---
    Full of defects, covered in mud,
    that's fine, that's fine.
[00:39] ---
    Yup, that's fine, that's fine, now...
    Labor!
[00:45] ---
    Serpoian Form Serpogrammetry!
[00:51] ---
    Wait up!
[00:53] ---
    Don't include me in your attack!
[00:55] ---
    You're a cheap hire. There are
    countless replacements for you.
[00:58] ---
    What was that just now?
[01:00] ---
    I feel like I crashed into an invisible wall.
[01:03] ---
    Snap!
[01:05] ---
    Chiquitita, you have a dream?
    Shy my chotchiki for you.
[01:08] ---
    Chiquitita, you wake from a dream?
[01:09] ---
    Shy my chotchiki for you.
[01:12] ---
    This is...
[01:14] ---
    This is...
[01:15] ---
    Where are the clothes?
[01:17] ---
    Jet Punch!
[01:24] ---
    That's a respectable punch.
[01:26] ---
    Thank you, deez!
[01:28] ---
    But if it doesn't connect,
    it's not much of anything.
[01:32] ---
    Snap!
SIGN    TAKAKURA
[01:37] ---
    Serpoian Form Serpogrammetry!
[01:39] ---
    Hold it! Stop that!
[01:41] ---
    What a nuisance!
[01:43] ---
    You seem to be in love with me.
[01:46] ---
    Not one bit.
[01:47] ---
    I'm sorry. I already have
    someone in my heart.
[01:51] ---
    But I'll give you as many chances
    as you need to try to win my heart.
[01:56] ---
    That is...
[02:00] ---
    ...the conditions of an attractive lady.
[02:02] ---
    Argh! My head is stuck!
[02:05] ---
    Now, I'll take the nuisance...
[02:10] ---
    I have caught you, woman person.
[02:14] ---
    What is this? It's going to crush me!
[02:16] ---
    You just thought, "You can use psychic powers
    even without saying Serpogrammetry," yes?
[02:22] ---
    I don't care about any of that!
[02:23] ---
    I didn't overlook the fact
    that you dropped your guard.
[02:27] ---
    I don't care about that!
    Just let me out of this!
[02:29] ---
    But this is quite interesting.
[02:31] ---
    There are multiple persons with special powers
    in the same location.
[02:35] ---
    There is hope for us
    to seek further evolution.
[02:38] ---
    Your movements are remarkable...
[02:41] ---
    ...but you are not all too powerful.
[02:43] ---
    This wasn't in the plans, but we will take
    your banana organs as well while we're at it.
[02:48] ---
    I am the chosen one!
    I won't lose to the likes of you!
[02:52] ---
    The light of hope will come
    from the heavens and—
[02:53] ---
    Chiquitita.
[03:03] ---
    That's right. You have been chosen.
[03:06] ---
    Chosen for our evolution.
[03:08] ---
    Now, let's begin.
[03:09] ---
    Hold on just a second!
[03:25] ---
    You were after me, weren't you?
[03:29] ---
    I'll take you on right now!
[03:32] ---
    Takakura-sama! You're still...
[03:34] ---
    There are things that are
    more important than clothes!
[03:46] ---
    Man, I hate this. I wanna go home...
[03:49] ---
    That's right, that's right.
    We want your banana organs.
[03:53] ---
    However...
[03:55] ---
    We can do both of you simultaneously.
[03:57] ---
    As long as there are three of us.
[04:01] ---
    This is...
[04:02] ---
    The transformation is wearing off.
[04:05] ---
    This is possible when the three of us
    combine our psychokinesis.
[04:09] ---
    The Awesome Zone.
[04:12] ---
    Inside this area...
[04:13] ---
    ...all transformations...
[04:14] ---
    ...let alone standing up...
[04:16] ---
    ...will be impossible.
[04:17] ---
    - However...
    - ...this...
[04:18] ---
    - ...has...
    - ...one...
[04:20] ---
    ...flaw.
[04:21] ---
    We cannot enter there, either.
[04:24] ---
    Thus...
[04:28] ---
    We will have him beat you up
    until you can no longer move.
[04:32] ---
    Stop that! If you do that, he'll die!
[04:35] ---
    Please, stop!
[04:52] ---
    Impossible!
[04:52] ---
    He broke through the Awesome Zone?
[04:54] ---
    No, he didn't!
[04:55] ---
    Our psychokinesis
    is being repelled by someone!
[04:59] ---
    Oh no! The woman person is here!
[05:01] ---
    Momo-chan, I really missed you.
[05:04] ---
    Okarun, you moron!
[05:05] ---
    Don't you be making out with that bitch!
[05:09] ---
    I'd never forget your damn faces!
SIGN    EPISODE 9
    MERGE!
    SERPO DOVER DEMON NESSIE!
[06:50] ---
    Momo-chan, I really missed you.
[06:52] ---
    Shut up! Don't look at me, you perv!
[06:55] ---
    Until we harvest
    the man person's banana organ...
[06:57] ---
    ...we wanted the woman person
    under confinement! That's what we told it!
[07:00] ---
    What exactly is that thing doing?
[07:02] ---
    It's annoying that Momo Ayase is rescuing me,
    but I have no choice.
[07:06] ---
    You shall lend us a hand!
[07:07] ---
    Wait, is that Acro-Silky?
[07:09] ---
    I'll help you out, but I won't let you
    have Ken Takakura-sama!
[07:14] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[07:15] ---
    Come on, Momo Ayase!
    What are you doing?
[07:17] ---
    You have to hold them back
    with your magic!
[07:19] ---
    I don't know how,
    but we have the advantage!
[07:22] ---
    Let's wake up the Gig Worker now!
[07:25] ---
    Damn it! Do your job properly
    or we'll lower your pay!
[07:28] ---
    Sorry, this is a bit impossible.
[07:30] ---
    You're such a bother!
[07:33] ---
    No! Anything but that!
[07:36] ---
    Stop!
[07:39] ---
    Yellow and black
    is the mark of courage.
[07:43] ---
    Are you able to fight 24 hours?
[07:47] ---
    Regain, Regain, our own Regain.
[07:51] ---
    The mark of courage on our briefcases.
[07:55] ---
    Can you fight far off in a distant world?
[07:59] ---
    Business Man!
[08:01] ---
    Business Man!
[08:03] ---
    Japanese Business Man!
[08:12] ---
    That's right!
[08:13] ---
    Take them...
[08:14] ---
    ...and beat them up...
[08:15] ---
    ...so they can't move anymore!
[08:20] ---
    Man, you irritate me.
[08:23] ---
    You mention that name, you die.
[08:26] ---
    So powerful!
[08:27] ---
    Our psychic powers are being pushed back!
[08:29] ---
    Gig Worker! Go after that woman person!
[08:33] ---
    I won't let you.
    You're not going to ignore me.
[08:37] ---
    Makes me wilt.
[08:38] ---
    If we don't have that
    psychic thing going, it's all ours!
[08:42] ---
    Salary...
[08:44] ---
    Uppercut!
[08:47] ---
    I can't see the attack!
[08:48] ---
    That thing is bad news!
[08:50] ---
    Mantis!
[08:54] ---
    He dodged!
[08:55] ---
    I can see this thing's punches.
[08:58] ---
    Mantis!
[09:03] ---
    You said that I am lacking in power,
    didn't you?
[09:10] ---
    Then...
[09:12] ---
    I'll simply nail
    your weak spot multiple times.
[09:15] ---
    I am one with Takakura-sama!
[09:18] ---
    Hey! You guys are way too close!
[09:20] ---
    You guys will both get blown away!
[09:22] ---
    Oh my, are you jealous?
[09:23] ---
    As if!
[09:24] ---
    Momo-chan, that's great advice.
[09:26] ---
    I am an awkward fellow after all.
[09:30] ---
    Do you guys wanna die?
[09:31] ---
    I'm sorry, Miss Ayase!
[09:33] ---
    Come on, get a grip already!
[09:34] ---
    You're the one in charge of holding back
    their weird powers!
[09:37] ---
    Sheesh, you are so useless.
[09:39] ---
    Your pay will be cut by 60 percent.
[09:42] ---
    N-No way.
[10:01] ---
    What was that just now?
[10:03] ---
    Water!
[10:04] ---
    My feet don't touch the bottom!
[10:05] ---
    What's going on here?
[10:11] ---
    The wall and ceiling is all water now!
[10:21] ---
    Crap.
[10:29] ---
    It's here.
[10:37] ---
    Crap, crap, crap!
[10:38] ---
    We're gonna escape for now!
[10:39] ---
    Hold on! Why are you calling the shots?
    I'm the leader here!
[10:43] ---
    It's Nessie!
[10:44] ---
    Takakura-kun is getting excited.
    He's so cute.
[10:47] ---
    Damn you guys!
[10:48] ---
    No, we're in Kamigoe City,
    so should I call it Kamissie?
[10:51] ---
    Oh, fine! Then you guys can get
    real chummy and stare at Nessie!
[10:54] ---
    I'm outta here!
[10:55] ---
    Oh, so that thing is called Nessie?
[10:58] ---
    Takakura-kun, you know so much.
[11:00] ---
    Come on! What have you been doing?
[11:02] ---
    You weren't able to hold back
    the woman person at all!
[11:06] ---
    You're also getting a 60 percent pay cu...
[11:15] ---
    How could you?
[11:16] ---
    Nessie is really bad news!
[11:17] ---
    - Why are you attacking us?
    - That's what I've been saying!
[11:19] ---
    You're supposed to get
    that woman person over there!
[11:21] ---
    Hey! Takakura-kun, wait...
[11:27] ---
    Miss Shiratori!
[11:30] ---
    That was from him?
[11:31] ---
    Business Punch!
[11:34] ---
    Does he punch harder underwater?
[11:37] ---
    Is he a Mantisian that has
    the characteristics of a mantis shrimp?
[11:40] ---
    Mantis! Mantis!
[11:42] ---
    Yours truly can exert
    real power underwater!
[11:46] ---
    The underwater punching power
    of yours truly is ten times that on land.
[11:51] ---
    Huh?
[11:58] ---
    Ten times!
[11:59] ---
    Still need air, huh?
[12:01] ---
    Get him!
[12:03] ---
    You should be able to swim at pretty high speed
    with Turbo Granny's leg strength!
[12:06] ---
    Makes me wilt.
[12:14] ---
    I'm gonna die!
[12:15] ---
    I can't swim!
[12:17] ---
    Turbo Granny can't swim!
[12:19] ---
    Huh?
[12:26] ---
    This is the worst situation ever!
[12:27] ---
    How are we supposed to fight like this?
[12:29] ---
    I don't know the answer either!
[12:31] ---
    We're in trouble if we take too long!
[12:33] ---
    If we don't hurry up and save
    that stupid girl, she'll drown!
[12:35] ---
    Miss Ayase, what about your psychic powers?
[12:37] ---
    I can reach if we're right below her,
[12:39] ---
    but that mantis shrimp guy
    is in the way and I can't get close!
[12:41] ---
    Then I'll draw that guy's attention,
[12:43] ---
    so please grab Miss Shiratori
    in the meantime!
[12:45] ---
    What are you talking about?
[12:47] ---
    If you just plunge in like that, you'll end up
    exactly like that stupid girl!
[12:50] ---
    Don't make things harder for me, okay?
[12:52] ---
    You don't have to say it like that!
[12:54] ---
    I'm just trying to make myself useful!
[12:56] ---
    And it doesn't mean jack
    if you cause even more trouble!
[12:58] ---
    That's why I said we need to hurry up and run!
[13:00] ---
    You guys are at fault
    for making out all the time!
[13:02] ---
    We weren't making out!
[13:04] ---
    You've been making out!
    This whole time!
[13:06] ---
    You pinned her down on the ground
    in the courtyard!
[13:08] ---
    So it was bothering you!
[13:09] ---
    No, it's not!
[13:10] ---
    I don't care what some liar
    is doing with some stupid girl!
[13:14] ---
    Hold on a second!
[13:17] ---
    If you actually care,
    then tell me honestly that you do!
[13:21] ---
    If it's weighing on your mind,
    please let me explain myself!
[13:25] ---
    I don't care how much other people
    will take things the wrong way,
[13:28] ---
    but I don't want you
    to have the wrong idea, Miss Ayase!
[13:31] ---
    I want you to have a proper understanding
    of everything!
[13:37] ---
    Don't touch me, pervert!
[13:39] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[13:40] ---
    How can you say that
    when you look like that?
[13:42] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[14:00] ---
    I'm sorry!
    That was beyond my control!
[14:03] ---
    I won't touch you ever again!
[14:04] ---
    That's a great idea!
[14:05] ---
    Huh?
[14:07] ---
    Okarun, stay still!
[14:08] ---
    Huh?
[14:10] ---
    This is rough.
[14:11] ---
    All right, let's try it.
[14:13] ---
    Stop with your futile resistance!
[14:17] ---
    What the hell is that?
[14:19] ---
    I grab Okarun really hard,
    and push him forward!
[14:23] ---
    I propel him with my psychic powers
    as if I'm catching a lively fish, and ride it!
[14:28] ---
    You can't escape attacks from yours truly!
[14:33] ---
    Get up there!
[14:51] ---
    That's amazing!
[14:52] ---
    Miss Ayase, you're such a genius!
[14:53] ---
    I know that!
[14:55] ---
    Hey, come on. Wake up!
[14:58] ---
    She probably swallowed a lot of water.
[15:00] ---
    Don't hate me for this, okay?
[15:02] ---
    Forced resuscitation!
[15:04] ---
    Miss Shiratori! I'm glad!
[15:08] ---
    Is this a dream?
[15:09] ---
    You dumbass!
    We haven't resolved anything yet!
[15:12] ---
    Take your clothes off! It's hard to move you
    when there's water resistance.
[15:15] ---
    Huh?
[15:16] ---
    I've already decided I'm not stripping down
    until my wedding night!
[15:18] ---
    Strip!
[15:22] ---
    It's not fair that you escaped upwards!
[15:25] ---
    Oh, right now yours truly
    has them cornered.
[15:29] ---
    Give me a bit more time.
[15:35] ---
    What?
[15:36] ---
    Each and every one of you are useless!
[15:39] ---
    His attack power is amazing, but he's so stupid
    he assaults everything in sight.
[15:44] ---
    Gig Worker has high attack power underwater,
[15:47] ---
    but he takes too many breaths
    and the enemy ends up escaping.
[15:50] ---
    Sorry.
[15:52] ---
    That's enough. This is a case
    where we will all merge together.
[15:55] ---
    We will use this Body Cable to become one.
SIGN    YOU MUST ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY AND RAISE AN ANIMAL FOR ITS ENTIRE LIFE!
[16:00] ---
    You have to assume responsibility.
[16:01] ---
    Takakura-kun, you saw me in lingerie.
[16:04] ---
    I did not.
[16:05] ---
    You in lingerie is only worth
    one piece of candy.
[16:09] ---
    Anyway, I need both of you
    to get fired up!
[16:11] ---
    We can't win unless we all use
    everything we've got!
[16:14] ---
    Sure.
[16:14] ---
    Don't tell me what to do!
    I'm the leader!
[16:17] ---
    Here goes!
[16:18] ---
    One, two...
[16:42] ---
    What a shame. Ran out of water.
[16:50] ---
    That was close!
[16:51] ---
    What was that?
    Is that even possible?
[16:56] ---
    Miss Ayase, look at that!
    It's pooling water into its neck!
[17:00] ---
    So it can't shoot continuously!
[17:02] ---
    Which means, if we break that thing's neck,
    it can't shoot lasers anymore!
[17:06] ---
    Let's do it!
[17:07] ---
    Now might be our chance!
    Let's get close and attack!
[17:27] ---
    You just thought we only had
    the high-compression water blast, didn't you?
[17:32] ---
    We may look like this, but we are
    a close-combat in-fighter UMA.
[17:40] ---
    Oh no!
[17:54] ---
    Hey, get a grip! Are you okay?
[17:58] ---
    That hurt! I'm not okay!
[18:01] ---
    Then you're fine!
[18:02] ---
    That thing has the punching guy's arm!
[18:05] ---
    When did they merge together?
    We can't get close like that!
[18:09] ---
    That damn Serpoian brought the punching guy
    to cover for Nessie's weakness all along!
[18:15] ---
    It's too strong! Laser beams
    and mantis shrimp punches...
[18:17] ---
    We might've had a chance on land,
    but there's nothing we can do underwater!
[18:21] ---
    Okarun, what'd you just say?
[18:22] ---
    There's nothing we can do!
[18:24] ---
    Not that one!
[18:25] ---
    You said mantis shrimp punches?
[18:41] ---
    Too bad.
[18:42] ---
    The high-compression water blast
    has run out yet again.
[18:46] ---
    But we have endless ways to kill you.
[18:50] ---
    You are a very dangerous person,
    so we will kill you first then dissect you.
[18:55] ---
    We can simply wait for you to drown
    but we have used a bit too much time.
[18:59] ---
    Can we punch you to death?
[19:19] ---
    Wh-What?
[19:21] ---
    What is going on here?
[19:23] ---
    You shouldn't have merged together
    with that Mantisian.
[19:27] ---
    A mantis shrimp's punching powers
    are unparalleled underwater.
[19:30] ---
    But on land, it can never
    unleash a punch at full strength.
[19:34] ---
    Including him.
[19:35] ---
    If he tried to go all-out,
    he'd have ended up like you now.
[19:39] ---
    He'd have imploded
    from the impact of his own punch.
[19:48] ---
    I can stay underwater like this
    for hours on end!
[19:52] ---
    But what about you?
[19:54] ---
    Will you drown first? Or will you be severed
    by the high-compression water blast first?
[20:09] ---
    I can't swim.
[20:12] ---
    But if there's a path to run...
[20:15] ---
    I can go full throttle.
[20:17] ---
    Hold on just a second!
[21:07] ---
    We're back?
[21:10] ---
    We defeated them?
[21:16] ---
    The ground is hard.
    This is the hallway!
[21:20] ---
    Thank you, hallway.
[21:23] ---
    Thank you for being so hard!
[21:26] ---
    What's that about?
[21:30] ---
    I dunno. It's hilarious.
[21:33] ---
    Huh?
[21:34] ---
    What are they doing?
[21:35] ---
    These guys are buck naked and hugging!
[21:42] ---
    Ayase from Class B
    and that four-eyes is going at it!
[21:44] ---
    No!
[21:46] ---
    No!
[21:49] ---
    The prim Miss Shiratori
    from Class D is naked, too!
[21:53] ---
    Why is this happening?
[21:54] ---
    Why are they all naked?
[23:27] ---
    Nessie was simply too wicked!
[23:28] ---
    Was it a surviving Plesiosaur?
[23:30] ---
    But I never thought
    it would merge with an alien.
[23:33] ---
    The merger between an UMA and an alien
    is like a dream for me!
[23:35] ---
    Takakura-kun, you know so much.
SIGN    EPISODE 10 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CATTLE MUTILATION?
[23:37] ---
    Next episode,
    "Have You Ever Seen a Cattle Mutilation?"
[23:39] ---
    Man, I was caught in a weird situation.
    This really sucks!