# 9 - Merge! Serpo Dover Demon Nessie!
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A-Acrobatic Silky?
**[00:05] ---**
Ouch!
**[00:07] ---**
Takakura-sama, are you all right?
**[00:09] ---**
Ow.
**[00:11] ---**
What a lewd state you are in!
**[00:13] ---**
To expose yourself to me like that...
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It must mean you're presuming
a betrothal already!
**[00:18] ---**
Very well!
**[00:20] ---**
You have powers as well?
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I see, so that is why you were able
to enter our void space.
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We will take your banana organs
while we're at it.
**[00:29] ---**
- Labor, labor...
- Hold on!
**[00:31] ---**
Let me put something on!
**[00:32] ---**
Takakura-sama, I will deal with them!
**[00:35] ---**
Full of defects, covered in mud,
that's fine, that's fine.
**[00:39] ---**
Yup, that's fine, that's fine, now...
Labor!
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Serpoian Form Serpogrammetry!
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Wait up!
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Don't include me in your attack!
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You're a cheap hire. There are
countless replacements for you.
**[00:58] ---**
*What was that just now?*
**[01:00] ---**
*I feel like I crashed into an invisible wall.*
**[01:03] ---**
Snap!
**[01:05] ---**
Chiquitita, you have a dream?
Shy my chotchiki for you.
**[01:08] ---**
Chiquitita, you wake from a dream?
**[01:09] ---**
Shy my chotchiki for you.
**[01:12] ---**
This is...
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This is...
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Where are the clothes?
**[01:17] ---**
Jet Punch!
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That's a respectable punch.
**[01:26] ---**
Thank you, deez!
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But if it doesn't connect,
it's not much of anything.
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Snap!
***SIGN*** TAKAKURA
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Serpoian Form Serpogrammetry!
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Hold it! Stop that!
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What a nuisance!
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You seem to be in love with me.
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Not one bit.
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I'm sorry. I already have
someone in my heart.
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But I'll give you as many chances
as you need to try to win my heart.
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That is...
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...the conditions of an attractive lady.
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Argh! My head is stuck!
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Now, I'll take the nuisance...
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I have caught you, woman person.
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What is this? It's going to crush me!
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You just thought, "You can use psychic powers
even without saying Serpogrammetry," yes?
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I don't care about any of that!
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I didn't overlook the fact
that you dropped your guard.
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I don't care about that!
Just let me out of this!
**[02:29] ---**
But this is quite interesting.
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There are multiple persons with special powers
in the same location.
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There is hope for us
to seek further evolution.
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Your movements are remarkable...
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...but you are not all too powerful.
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This wasn't in the plans, but we will take
your banana organs as well while we're at it.
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I am the chosen one!
I won't lose to the likes of you!
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The light of hope will come
from the heavens and—
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Chiquitita.
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That's right. You have been chosen.
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Chosen for our evolution.
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Now, let's begin.
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Hold on just a second!
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You were after me, weren't you?
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I'll take you on right now!
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Takakura-sama! You're still...
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There are things that are
more important than clothes!
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Man, I hate this. I wanna go home...
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That's right, that's right.
We want your banana organs.
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However...
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We can do both of you simultaneously.
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As long as there are three of us.
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This is...
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The transformation is wearing off.
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This is possible when the three of us
combine our psychokinesis.
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The Awesome Zone.
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Inside this area...
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...all transformations...
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...let alone standing up...
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...will be impossible.
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- However...
- ...this...
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- ...has...
- ...one...
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...flaw.
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We cannot enter there, either.
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Thus...
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We will have him beat you up
until you can no longer move.
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Stop that! If you do that, he'll die!
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Please, stop!
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Impossible!
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He broke through the Awesome Zone?
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No, he didn't!
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Our psychokinesis
is being repelled by someone!
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Oh no! The woman person is here!
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Momo-chan, I really missed you.
**[05:04] ---**
Okarun, you moron!
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Don't you be making out with that bitch!
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I'd never forget your damn faces!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 9
MERGE!
SERPO DOVER DEMON NESSIE!
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Momo-chan, I really missed you.
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Shut up! Don't look at me, you perv!
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Until we harvest
the man person's banana organ...
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...we wanted the woman person
under confinement! That's what we told it!
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What exactly is that thing doing?
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It's annoying that Momo Ayase is rescuing me,
but I have no choice.
**[07:06] ---**
You shall lend us a hand!
**[07:07] ---**
Wait, is that Acro-Silky?
**[07:09] ---**
I'll help you out, but I won't let you
have Ken Takakura-sama!
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Miss Ayase!
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Come on, Momo Ayase!
What are you doing?
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You have to hold them back
with your magic!
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I don't know how,
but we have the advantage!
**[07:22] ---**
Let's wake up the Gig Worker now!
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Damn it! Do your job properly
or we'll lower your pay!
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Sorry, this is a bit impossible.
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You're such a bother!
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No! Anything but that!
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Stop!
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*Yellow and black
is the mark of courage.*
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*Are you able to fight 24 hours?*
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*Regain, Regain, our own Regain.*
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*The mark of courage on our briefcases.*
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*Can you fight far off in a distant world?*
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*Business Man!*
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*Business Man!*
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*Japanese Business Man!*
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That's right!
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Take them...
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...and beat them up...
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...so they can't move anymore!
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Man, you irritate me.
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You mention that name, you die.
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So powerful!
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Our psychic powers are being pushed back!
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Gig Worker! Go after that woman person!
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I won't let you.
You're not going to ignore me.
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Makes me wilt.
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If we don't have that
psychic thing going, it's all ours!
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Salary...
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Uppercut!
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I can't see the attack!
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That thing is bad news!
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Mantis!
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He dodged!
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I can see this thing's punches.
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Mantis!
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You said that I am lacking in power,
didn't you?
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Then...
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I'll simply nail
your weak spot multiple times.
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I am one with Takakura-sama!
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Hey! You guys are way too close!
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You guys will both get blown away!
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Oh my, are you jealous?
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As if!
**[09:24] ---**
Momo-chan, that's great advice.
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I am an awkward fellow after all.
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Do you guys wanna die?
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I'm sorry, Miss Ayase!
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Come on, get a grip already!
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You're the one in charge of holding back
their weird powers!
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Sheesh, you are so useless.
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Your pay will be cut by 60 percent.
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N-No way.
**[10:01] ---**
What was that just now?
**[10:03] ---**
Water!
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My feet don't touch the bottom!
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What's going on here?
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The wall and ceiling is all water now!
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Crap.
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It's here.
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Crap, crap, crap!
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We're gonna escape for now!
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Hold on! Why are you calling the shots?
I'm the leader here!
**[10:43] ---**
It's Nessie!
**[10:44] ---**
Takakura-kun is getting excited.
He's so cute.
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Damn you guys!
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No, we're in Kamigoe City,
so should I call it Kamissie?
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Oh, fine! Then you guys can get
real chummy and stare at Nessie!
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I'm outta here!
**[10:55] ---**
Oh, so that thing is called Nessie?
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Takakura-kun, you know so much.
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Come on! What have you been doing?
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You weren't able to hold back
the woman person at all!
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You're also getting a 60 percent pay cu...
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How could you?
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Nessie is really bad news!
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- Why are you attacking us?
- That's what I've been saying!
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You're supposed to get
that woman person over there!
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Hey! Takakura-kun, wait...
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Miss Shiratori!
**[11:30] ---**
That was from him?
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Business Punch!
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Does he punch harder underwater?
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Is he a Mantisian that has
the characteristics of a mantis shrimp?
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Mantis! Mantis!
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Yours truly can exert
real power underwater!
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The underwater punching power
of yours truly is ten times that on land.
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Huh?
**[11:58] ---**
Ten times!
**[11:59] ---**
Still need air, huh?
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Get him!
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You should be able to swim at pretty high speed
with Turbo Granny's leg strength!
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Makes me wilt.
**[12:14] ---**
I'm gonna die!
**[12:15] ---**
I can't swim!
**[12:17] ---**
Turbo Granny can't swim!
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Huh?
**[12:26] ---**
This is the worst situation ever!
**[12:27] ---**
How are we supposed to fight like this?
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I don't know the answer either!
**[12:31] ---**
We're in trouble if we take too long!
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If we don't hurry up and save
that stupid girl, she'll drown!
**[12:35] ---**
Miss Ayase, what about your psychic powers?
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I can reach if we're right below her,
**[12:39] ---**
but that mantis shrimp guy
is in the way and I can't get close!
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Then I'll draw that guy's attention,
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so please grab Miss Shiratori
in the meantime!
**[12:45] ---**
What are you talking about?
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If you just plunge in like that, you'll end up
exactly like that stupid girl!
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Don't make things harder for me, okay?
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You don't have to say it like that!
**[12:54] ---**
I'm just trying to make myself useful!
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And it doesn't mean jack
if you cause even more trouble!
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That's why I said we need to hurry up and run!
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You guys are at fault
for making out all the time!
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We weren't making out!
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You've been making out!
This whole time!
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You pinned her down on the ground
in the courtyard!
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So it was bothering you!
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No, it's not!
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I don't care what some liar
is doing with some stupid girl!
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Hold on a second!
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If you actually care,
then tell me honestly that you do!
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If it's weighing on your mind,
please let me explain myself!
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I don't care how much other people
will take things the wrong way,
**[13:28] ---**
but I don't want you
to have the wrong idea, Miss Ayase!
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I want you to have a proper understanding
of everything!
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Don't touch me, pervert!
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Oh, sorry.
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How can you say that
when you look like that?
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Miss Ayase!
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I'm sorry!
That was beyond my control!
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I won't touch you ever again!
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That's a great idea!
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Huh?
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Okarun, stay still!
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Huh?
**[14:10] ---**
This is rough.
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All right, let's try it.
**[14:13] ---**
Stop with your futile resistance!
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What the hell is that?
**[14:19] ---**
I grab Okarun really hard,
and push him forward!
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I propel him with my psychic powers
as if I'm catching a lively fish, and ride it!
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You can't escape attacks from yours truly!
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Get up there!
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That's amazing!
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Miss Ayase, you're such a genius!
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I know that!
**[14:55] ---**
Hey, come on. Wake up!
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She probably swallowed a lot of water.
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Don't hate me for this, okay?
**[15:02] ---**
Forced resuscitation!
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Miss Shiratori! I'm glad!
**[15:08] ---**
Is this a dream?
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You dumbass!
We haven't resolved anything yet!
**[15:12] ---**
Take your clothes off! It's hard to move you
when there's water resistance.
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Huh?
**[15:16] ---**
I've already decided I'm not stripping down
until my wedding night!
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Strip!
**[15:22] ---**
It's not fair that you escaped upwards!
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Oh, right now yours truly
has them cornered.
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Give me a bit more time.
**[15:35] ---**
What?
**[15:36] ---**
Each and every one of you are useless!
**[15:39] ---**
His attack power is amazing, but he's so stupid
he assaults everything in sight.
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Gig Worker has high attack power underwater,
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but he takes too many breaths
and the enemy ends up escaping.
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Sorry.
**[15:52] ---**
That's enough. This is a case
where we will all merge together.
**[15:55] ---**
We will use this Body Cable to become one.
***SIGN*** YOU MUST ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY AND RAISE AN ANIMAL FOR ITS ENTIRE LIFE!
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You have to assume responsibility.
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Takakura-kun, you saw me in lingerie.
**[16:04] ---**
I did not.
**[16:05] ---**
You in lingerie is only worth
one piece of candy.
**[16:09] ---**
Anyway, I need both of you
to get fired up!
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We can't win unless we all use
everything we've got!
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Sure.
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Don't tell me what to do!
I'm the leader!
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Here goes!
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One, two...
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What a shame. Ran out of water.
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That was close!
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What was that?
Is that even possible?
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Miss Ayase, look at that!
It's pooling water into its neck!
**[17:00] ---**
So it can't shoot continuously!
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Which means, if we break that thing's neck,
it can't shoot lasers anymore!
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Let's do it!
**[17:07] ---**
Now might be our chance!
Let's get close and attack!
**[17:27] ---**
You just thought we only had
the high-compression water blast, didn't you?
**[17:32] ---**
We may look like this, but we are
a close-combat in-fighter UMA.
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*Oh no!*
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Hey, get a grip! Are you okay?
**[17:58] ---**
That hurt! I'm not okay!
**[18:01] ---**
Then you're fine!
**[18:02] ---**
That thing has the punching guy's arm!
**[18:05] ---**
When did they merge together?
We can't get close like that!
**[18:09] ---**
That damn Serpoian brought the punching guy
to cover for Nessie's weakness all along!
**[18:15] ---**
It's too strong! Laser beams
and mantis shrimp punches...
**[18:17] ---**
We might've had a chance on land,
but there's nothing we can do underwater!
**[18:21] ---**
Okarun, what'd you just say?
**[18:22] ---**
There's nothing we can do!
**[18:24] ---**
Not that one!
**[18:25] ---**
You said mantis shrimp punches?
**[18:41] ---**
Too bad.
**[18:42] ---**
The high-compression water blast
has run out yet again.
**[18:46] ---**
But we have endless ways to kill you.
**[18:50] ---**
You are a very dangerous person,
so we will kill you first then dissect you.
**[18:55] ---**
We can simply wait for you to drown
but we have used a bit too much time.
**[18:59] ---**
Can we punch you to death?
**[19:19] ---**
Wh-What?
**[19:21] ---**
What is going on here?
**[19:23] ---**
You shouldn't have merged together
with that Mantisian.
**[19:27] ---**
A mantis shrimp's punching powers
are unparalleled underwater.
**[19:30] ---**
But on land, it can never
unleash a punch at full strength.
**[19:34] ---**
Including him.
**[19:35] ---**
If he tried to go all-out,
he'd have ended up like you now.
**[19:39] ---**
He'd have imploded
from the impact of his own punch.
**[19:48] ---**
I can stay underwater like this
for hours on end!
**[19:52] ---**
But what about you?
**[19:54] ---**
Will you drown first? Or will you be severed
by the high-compression water blast first?
**[20:09] ---**
I can't swim.
**[20:12] ---**
But if there's a path to run...
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I can go full throttle.
**[20:17] ---**
Hold on just a second!
**[21:07] ---**
We're back?
**[21:10] ---**
We defeated them?
**[21:16] ---**
The ground is hard.
This is the hallway!
**[21:20] ---**
Thank you, hallway.
**[21:23] ---**
Thank you for being so hard!
**[21:26] ---**
What's that about?
**[21:30] ---**
I dunno. It's hilarious.
**[21:33] ---**
Huh?
**[21:34] ---**
What are they doing?
**[21:35] ---**
These guys are buck naked and hugging!
**[21:42] ---**
Ayase from Class B
and that four-eyes is going at it!
**[21:44] ---**
No!
**[21:46] ---**
No!
**[21:49] ---**
The prim Miss Shiratori
from Class D is naked, too!
**[21:53] ---**
Why is this happening?
**[21:54] ---**
Why are they all naked?
**[23:27] ---**
Nessie was simply too wicked!
**[23:28] ---**
Was it a surviving Plesiosaur?
**[23:30] ---**
But I never thought
it would merge with an alien.
**[23:33] ---**
The merger between an UMA and an alien
is like a dream for me!
**[23:35] ---**
Takakura-kun, you know so much.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 10 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CATTLE MUTILATION?
**[23:37] ---**
Next episode,
"Have You Ever Seen a Cattle Mutilation?"
**[23:39] ---**
Man, I was caught in a weird situation.
This really sucks!