21 - I Want to Rebuild the House

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[01:49] ---
    Let's go full throttle.
[02:15] ---
    So fun.
[02:17] ---
    You are so fun.
[02:21] ---
    More! Let's do more of this!
[02:25] ---
    I have never had so much fun!
[02:29] ---
    What is that guise of yours?
    Hurry up and transform.
[02:33] ---
    I want to continue this.
[02:35] ---
    Crap!
[02:36] ---
    Takakura already went full throttle once
    so he can't transform anymore!
[02:40] ---
    It's not over yet.
    Nobody intervene, please!
[02:42] ---
    Grandma! We gotta help Okarun, so—
[02:44] ---
    Is that all right? If we intervene, that means
    we're going to exorcise the Evil Eye.
[02:50] ---
    Whatcha gonna do?
    Want Seiko and the others to help out?
[02:57] ---
    Your knees are shaking.
[03:00] ---
    It's all you can do to stay standing.
[03:10] ---
    Hurry up. I hate having to wait!
[03:14] ---
    Hurry up and transform and fight me!
[03:18] ---
    No way. I don't want to bully weaklings.
[03:24] ---
    You can't beat me.
[03:26] ---
    I was convinced from our fight just now.
    So I'm not fighting you anymore.
[03:30] ---
    How dare you!
    Who are you calling weak?
[03:32] ---
    I! Am! Strong!
[03:35] ---
    - Weak.
    - Strong. Strong!
[03:38] ---
    Weak, so weak.
[03:41] ---
    Strong!
[03:43] ---
    I wouldn't mind taking you on
    if you became stronger.
[03:46] ---
    What? I will become even stronger!
[03:49] ---
    But I don't wanna go at it
    against someone who'd fight others.
[03:53] ---
    If you're gonna fight,
    I want you to only fight me.
[03:56] ---
    Yup, yup.
[03:56] ---
    Fine! I will fight only you!
[03:59] ---
    But you said you were going
    to kill all humans, so I can't trust you.
[04:05] ---
    I said, I am only going to fight you!
[04:08] ---
    But I'm busy with school.
    I wouldn't mind fighting every so often.
[04:11] ---
    No way! I want to fight
    every second of every day!
[04:15] ---
    Then, once a week. If you can't accept
    these conditions, I won't do it.
[04:18] ---
    - This is unfair! You are unfair!
    - Master, that's...
[04:22] ---
    This is great.
[04:24] ---
    Sheesh, you turds are a handful.
[04:27] ---
    Turbo Granny, what's going on?
    What were you scheming with Okarun?
[04:32] ---
    He started saying some troublesome crap.
[04:35] ---
    Said he wants to be Evil Eye's playmate.
[04:40] ---
    When I previously fought Evil Eye,
[04:42] ---
    he said he wanted
    to take playing seriously.
[04:45] ---
    I don't know the reason,
[04:46] ---
    but for Evil Eye, murdering
    is the same thing as playing around.
[04:51] ---
    You said so yourself, Turbo Granny,
    that Evil Eye is just like a newborn baby.
[04:56] ---
    If that's true, then he just wants to simply
    have fun playing around.
[04:59] ---
    If I can overwhelm Evil Eye,
    his attention will be concentrated on me.
[05:04] ---
    Then he won't harm Miss Ayase
    and the others anymore.
[05:09] ---
    If I can become stronger, then I might
    be able to become friends with Evil Eye.
[05:18] ---
    Then...
[05:19] ---
    Outside of fighting me,
    you won't kill any people.
[05:21] ---
    We'll have one fight
    every Tuesday after school.
[05:24] ---
    Does this sound good?
[05:25] ---
    Hold on a second!
[05:29] ---
    These guys want to kill off all humans,
[05:32] ---
    so they're saying
    they can't agree to that promise.
[05:35] ---
    Until I butcher you, hold on to this.
[05:39] ---
    All right.
    We'll keep it stored safely.
[05:42] ---
    I want to kill you as soon as I can.
    So fun!
[05:50] ---
    Okarun, I...
[05:53] ---
    You didn't hurt anyone.
[05:55] ---
    From now on,
    nobody will get hurt anymore.
[05:58] ---
    You'll return to a normal life.
[06:01] ---
    Okarun.
[06:02] ---
    Nice weenie!
[06:06] ---
    Why is everyone so put off?
[07:41] ---
    I will take responsibility and store
    this cursed item at my shrine.
SIGN    EPISODE 21
    I WANT TO REBUILD THE HOUSE
[07:46] ---
    Be careful. If anything happens,
    contact me right away.
[07:50] ---
    Understood.
[07:52] ---
    We'll visit again someday.
[07:53] ---
    Next time, make sure
    you have a Tsuchinoko in the shrine.
[07:56] ---
    I can't promise you that, but I'll be
    a sleeping bag BooTuber!
[08:02] ---
    Sounds good.
[08:03] ---
    See you.
[08:08] ---
    See ya, Manjiro!
[08:10] ---
    Don't let the curse cause an accident!
[08:13] ---
    Ms. Ayase!
[08:16] ---
    Thank you for all the trouble
    that you've gone through!
[08:18] ---
    Jiji's mom.
[08:20] ---
    I'm afraid I can't say my care
    was entirely the best. I apologize.
[08:24] ---
    Oh no.
[08:26] ---
    She's being polite!
[08:28] ---
    She's acting properly.
[08:29] ---
    Hey, why're you being so bashful?
[08:32] ---
    Stop that.
[08:35] ---
    Jiji, continue your training to unleash
    your chi. The curse still remains.
[08:40] ---
    If something happens,
    make sure to visit us right away.
[08:44] ---
    Okay!
[08:47] ---
    Everyone, I'm sorry
    to have caused so much trouble!
[08:50] ---
    I will never forget your kindness!
[08:52] ---
    Pay us back.
[08:53] ---
    Don't worry about it. See ya tomorrow.
[08:58] ---
    Thank you so much!
[09:03] ---
    Man, I'm tired. Takakura,
    we should head home, too.
[09:08] ---
    Okarun and Aira,
    thank you to you, too!
[09:12] ---
    No, thank you for housing us for so long.
[09:14] ---
    M-Miss Ayase, I'll see you tomorrow.
[09:18] ---
    Is that all?
[09:19] ---
    Um, was there anything else?
[09:26] ---
    Is that all?
[09:28] ---
    Jab, jab.
[09:36] ---
    What are you doing to Takakura?
[09:38] ---
    Shut up, ugly skank!
    You hurry on home!
[09:40] ---
    What was that? You swine!
[09:42] ---
    Miss Shiratori, let's go home!
[09:45] ---
    Damn you! Never come back here!
[09:47] ---
    As if I would, you swine!
[09:49] ---
    Oh boy. That was so scary,
    wasn't it, Takakura?
[09:51] ---
    Oh man, it's all quiet here now.
[09:59] ---
    So this is what it feels like
    when your mind goes blank.
[10:04] ---
    I guess we'll head to the super bathhouse.
[10:06] ---
    Hurray!
[10:08] ---
    What about me?
[10:09] ---
    We're all going.
[10:11] ---
    Hurray!
SIGN    KAMIGOE STATION
SIGN    NATURAL HOT SPRINGS
SIGN    NATURAL HOT SPRINGS
[10:38] ---
    Thank you very much!
[10:41] ---
    Man, it's cold.
[10:43] ---
    We warmed up only to get cold again.
[10:46] ---
    Wait, what are we gonna do
    about the house?
[10:48] ---
    We gotta rebuild it. No other choice.
[10:49] ---
    We have the money?
[10:51] ---
    Nope. That super bathhouse
    was our last banquet.
[10:55] ---
    You're joking!
[10:56] ---
    We can go to hell now for all I care.
[10:58] ---
    I just started my part-time job,
    so I don't have any money.
[11:01] ---
    Who asked you for money?
    I'm not relying on your part-time wages.
[11:07] ---
    So pompous!
[11:08] ---
    You're always acting tough.
[11:10] ---
    Everyone was sleeping over, so why
    didn't you collect expenses for their stay?
[11:14] ---
    Like I need any of that.
[11:15] ---
    Don't act tough.
[11:19] ---
    Don't overexert yourself, okay?
[11:21] ---
    Don't underestimate your Granny.
[11:23] ---
    But what should I do
    about the Bakatono DVDs?
[11:28] ---
    I lost all of my Ken-san stuff, too!
[11:41] ---
    What the hell are you, punk?
[11:42] ---
    You're on private property!
[11:44] ---
    Where are you from, moron?
[11:49] ---
    Miss Ayase, hold on a second!
[11:52] ---
    Hey! You're all back.
[11:54] ---
    I got worried about your house,
[11:56] ---
    so Miss Shiratori and I
    visited Mr. Mantis on the way home.
[11:59] ---
    We asked him if he could help out
    with rebuilding the house.
[12:03] ---
    And he introduced us
    to his friend Mr. Ludris.
[12:06] ---
    No way! I'm so sorry!
[12:09] ---
    He's saying it was an honor to be kicked
    by a beautiful lady, deez.
[12:14] ---
    No, he's pissed.
[12:15] ---
    He is a construction specialist, deez.
[12:19] ---
    Leave it to him, and the rebuilding
    will be done in a jiffy, deez.
[12:22] ---
    I'm sorry, but he's been looking pissed
    the whole time.
[12:24] ---
    You're usually really busy.
    Go home and play with your kid.
[12:29] ---
    I've always been wanting to repay
    my gratitude to you, Lady Seiko, deez!
[12:34] ---
    I've only been causing trouble myself,
    so I want to do something for you.
[12:38] ---
    You too. You're barely standing up
    so don't wander around so much.
[12:44] ---
    Hurry on back home.
[12:46] ---
    But you're also in a tough spot
    right now, right?
[12:52] ---
    - I'm not.
    - We very much are.
[12:56] ---
    If you insist on helping out,
    then do as you like.
[12:59] ---
    I'm sorry, but can I ask you to?
[13:02] ---
    - Of course, deez!
    - Yes!
[13:05] ---
    He's still pissed?
[13:07] ---
    Ta-la-la, ta-dah!
[13:11] ---
    Here.
[13:13] ---
    We'll use this nanoskin for construction.
[13:16] ---
    It's easy to use.
[13:18] ---
    Place the nanoskin somewhere,
    and shape it like a clay figure.
[13:24] ---
    And you can make anything you like, deez.
[13:32] ---
    You can make anything, deez.
[13:34] ---
    What? Wicked!
    Let me make something, too!
[13:36] ---
    What the hell is this?
[13:38] ---
    The nanoskin is made up of
    ultra-high-density nanomachines, deez.
[13:43] ---
    What is this? It feels crunchy!
[13:45] ---
    By the way, it's a shape-memory alloy.
[13:47] ---
    Even if it breaks, the nanoskin
    will restore itself back to the original form.
[13:53] ---
    Have a solid image in your head
    of what you want to make, deez.
[14:00] ---
    The nanomachine will catch
    the electric signals from your brain,
[14:03] ---
    and form the shape
    exactly like you imagine it.
[14:09] ---
    I see. This is great.
[14:42] ---
    Thanks, Kappa. You saved my ass.
[14:44] ---
    It was nothing, deez.
[14:47] ---
    I'll do anything for Lady Seiko, deez!
[14:59] ---
    Mr. Ludris is also saying it was an honor
    to be able to assist a beauty.
[15:04] ---
    You don't understand
    what he's saying, do you?
[15:06] ---
    Thank you, Okarun. You too, Aira.
[15:10] ---
    Man, I'm sleepy. Let's hurry on home.
[15:12] ---
    I'm glad your home is all fixed up.
[15:15] ---
    It kinda felt like my own home, so
    it made me uneasy when it wasn't all right.
[15:23] ---
    Indeed.
[15:24] ---
    It became a hangout for all sorts
    of people before I knew it.
[15:29] ---
    We gotta protect it.
[15:34] ---
    Come by again anytime!
[15:40] ---
    Okay!
[15:42] ---
    Thanks, everyone! Come by again!
[15:45] ---
    I totally love all you guys!
    You guys are lifesavers!
[15:49] ---
    We gotta pay this favor back.
[15:52] ---
    But for today,
    I won't be able to make lunch.
[15:55] ---
    It's fine. Sleep in.
[16:00] ---
    Jin! You're slow!
    Bang! Bang!
[16:02] ---
    Mom! It's dangerous if you poke
    your head out the window!
[16:06] ---
    More like, let me hop on!
[16:11] ---
    Dear, try to keep it down.
[16:18] ---
    Okay, we're here!
[16:20] ---
    All right, Honey, let's do this!
[16:22] ---
    Dear, please be quiet.
[16:24] ---
    Good morning!
[16:26] ---
    The entire Enjoji household has come
    to rebuild the house!
[16:30] ---
    Dear, please keep it down.
[16:32] ---
    Huh? It's not broken anywhere.
[16:36] ---
    Oh, Momo!
[16:40] ---
    Grandma's asleep.
[16:43] ---
    I'm sorry for all kinds of reasons.
[16:45] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[16:47] ---
    More like, how's Evil Eye doing?
[16:49] ---
    Actually, about that...
[16:51] ---
    I've turned into Evil Eye a few times.
[16:54] ---
    Oh, Evil Eye didn't do anything.
    He's really keeping that promise!
[16:58] ---
    For real?
[16:59] ---
    I don't know if it's because of the training,
    but I feel a connection with Evil Eye lately.
[17:04] ---
    His excited emotions
    get transmitted to me or something.
[17:08] ---
    It's not just hatred. I think he's
    enjoying this a surprising amount.
[17:15] ---
    I see.
[17:16] ---
    Well, if something happens, come visit us.
[17:24] ---
    Hey, Momo.
[17:26] ---
    Are you in love with anyone?
[17:49] ---
    Hold up, you look way too disturbed!
[17:51] ---
    Nuh-uh! Not at all!
    Your words didn't affect me at all!
[17:56] ---
    H-Hold up!
    You're badmouthing me now!
[17:59] ---
    Oh! Enjoji!
[18:01] ---
    It's been a while!
[18:03] ---
    You've been absent from school
    for some time. What happened?
[18:05] ---
    I was staying home with hopes
    of making my cuties all antsy!
[18:09] ---
    What's up with that?
[18:11] ---
    Go get 'em, you flashy guy.
[18:13] ---
    Enjoji, this is the new Pompy flavor!
[18:16] ---
    Wanna try?
[18:17] ---
    Hold on a sec!
[18:19] ---
    You're wearing clothes?
[18:20] ---
    Where is this place?
[18:22] ---
    What'd you think of the taiyaki flavor?
[18:26] ---
    I'll butcher you. This is all too tasty.
[18:33] ---
    Come on, Jiji. That joke
    is totally not popular right now.
[18:36] ---
    Oh, it's you.
    Do you want to be butchered?
[18:39] ---
    I said it's not popular!
[18:41] ---
    Your timing is terrible right now,
    so can you go back to Jiji?
[18:44] ---
    No way. This is incredibly tasty.
[18:46] ---
    What, Momo? You being lovey-dovey
    this early in the morning?
[18:49] ---
    As if!
[18:53] ---
    That's mine!
[18:55] ---
    What is?
[18:59] ---
    Hey, it's Jiji!
[19:00] ---
    You finally decided to join the soccer team?
[19:11] ---
    Amazing!
[19:12] ---
    Get back here!
[19:18] ---
    I told you to stop!
SIGN    WARM SOLD OUT
[19:25] ---
    Damn it, all the hot stuff is sold out.
[19:27] ---
    Hurry up and give me
    that tasty drink from earlier.
[19:30] ---
    I thought I'd let him drink something warm
    and get him back to normal.
[19:39] ---
    I have no choice.
[19:41] ---
    At least, it doesn't seem like
    he'll attack people.
[19:44] ---
    I guess I'll just see how things go.
[20:16] ---
    What are you writing?
[20:19] ---
    All those I want to butcher!
[20:21] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Quiet!
[20:23] ---
    Hey, Enjoji!
[20:25] ---
    Who do you want to butcher
    in the middle of class?
[20:29] ---
    All humans!
[20:32] ---
    He's kinda hooked on this one joke.
[20:34] ---
    I told you that's not popular, you turd!
SIGN    TANUKI UDON
SIGN    SHOYU RAMEN
SIGN    TEMPURA BOWL
SIGN    CURRY RICE
SIGN    COLD NOODLES IT'S COLD! AVAILABLE
[20:38] ---
    What? You're kidding me!
    The hot food is all sold out?
[20:41] ---
    I'm sorry,
    I'm sold out of most things today.
[20:50] ---
    Wait, wait!
[20:52] ---
    Tasty.
[20:53] ---
    Here, use chopsticks.
[21:17] ---
    Baby steps, I guess.
[21:19] ---
    Hey, did something happen to Jiji?
[21:22] ---
    Like what?
[21:23] ---
    Was he the type to say butcher and stuff?
[21:25] ---
    Maybe he had a change of character.
[21:27] ---
    I know! Maybe the ghost from the housing
    complex is possessing him!
[21:30] ---
    What now?
[21:31] ---
    Maybe he has a golden ball on him!
[21:34] ---
    Wait, what? How do you know
    about the golden ball?
[21:36] ---
    Oh, right. You don't have
    a smartphone right now.
[21:39] ---
    It's a hot topic in the group right now.
[21:42] ---
    The ghost in the housing complex.
[23:25] ---
    I see you. I see you, my enemy.
[23:32] ---
    I'm talking to you.
[23:37] ---
    Momo, is something on your mind?
    Leave it to me!
[23:39] ---
    Next episode, "The Secret Art of Being
    Attractive." C'mon baby! Foo!
SIGN    EPISODE 22 THE SECRET ART OF BEING ATTRACTIVE
[23:42] ---
    Man, my head hurts.
[23:43] ---
    Here's some painkillers!
    It tastes like takoyaki!
[23:45] ---
    I wanna ice this guy's head.
[23:46] ---
    Miss Ayase! Please take these instead!
[23:48] ---
    - Thanks.
    - I made it with nanoskin!
[23:50] ---
    Like I'd want to take anything like that!