21 - I Want to Rebuild the House
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[01:49] ---
Let's go full throttle.
[02:15] ---
So fun.
[02:17] ---
You are so fun.
[02:21] ---
More! Let's do more of this!
[02:25] ---
I have never had so much fun!
[02:29] ---
What is that guise of yours?
Hurry up and transform.
[02:33] ---
I want to continue this.
[02:35] ---
Crap!
[02:36] ---
Takakura already went full throttle once
so he can't transform anymore!
[02:40] ---
It's not over yet.
Nobody intervene, please!
[02:42] ---
Grandma! We gotta help Okarun, so—
[02:44] ---
Is that all right? If we intervene, that means
we're going to exorcise the Evil Eye.
[02:50] ---
Whatcha gonna do?
Want Seiko and the others to help out?
[02:57] ---
Your knees are shaking.
[03:00] ---
It's all you can do to stay standing.
[03:10] ---
Hurry up. I hate having to wait!
[03:14] ---
Hurry up and transform and fight me!
[03:18] ---
No way. I don't want to bully weaklings.
[03:24] ---
You can't beat me.
[03:26] ---
I was convinced from our fight just now.
So I'm not fighting you anymore.
[03:30] ---
How dare you!
Who are you calling weak?
[03:32] ---
I! Am! Strong!
[03:35] ---
- Weak.
- Strong. Strong!
[03:38] ---
Weak, so weak.
[03:41] ---
Strong!
[03:43] ---
I wouldn't mind taking you on
if you became stronger.
[03:46] ---
What? I will become even stronger!
[03:49] ---
But I don't wanna go at it
against someone who'd fight others.
[03:53] ---
If you're gonna fight,
I want you to only fight me.
[03:56] ---
Yup, yup.
[03:56] ---
Fine! I will fight only you!
[03:59] ---
But you said you were going
to kill all humans, so I can't trust you.
[04:05] ---
I said, I am only going to fight you!
[04:08] ---
But I'm busy with school.
I wouldn't mind fighting every so often.
[04:11] ---
No way! I want to fight
every second of every day!
[04:15] ---
Then, once a week. If you can't accept
these conditions, I won't do it.
[04:18] ---
- This is unfair! You are unfair!
- Master, that's...
[04:22] ---
This is great.
[04:24] ---
Sheesh, you turds are a handful.
[04:27] ---
Turbo Granny, what's going on?
What were you scheming with Okarun?
[04:32] ---
He started saying some troublesome crap.
[04:35] ---
Said he wants to be Evil Eye's playmate.
[04:40] ---
When I previously fought Evil Eye,
[04:42] ---
he said he wanted
to take playing seriously.
[04:45] ---
I don't know the reason,
[04:46] ---
but for Evil Eye, murdering
is the same thing as playing around.
[04:51] ---
You said so yourself, Turbo Granny,
that Evil Eye is just like a newborn baby.
[04:56] ---
If that's true, then he just wants to simply
have fun playing around.
[04:59] ---
If I can overwhelm Evil Eye,
his attention will be concentrated on me.
[05:04] ---
Then he won't harm Miss Ayase
and the others anymore.
[05:09] ---
If I can become stronger, then I might
be able to become friends with Evil Eye.
[05:18] ---
Then...
[05:19] ---
Outside of fighting me,
you won't kill any people.
[05:21] ---
We'll have one fight
every Tuesday after school.
[05:24] ---
Does this sound good?
[05:25] ---
Hold on a second!
[05:29] ---
These guys want to kill off all humans,
[05:32] ---
so they're saying
they can't agree to that promise.
[05:35] ---
Until I butcher you, hold on to this.
[05:39] ---
All right.
We'll keep it stored safely.
[05:42] ---
I want to kill you as soon as I can.
So fun!
[05:50] ---
Okarun, I...
[05:53] ---
You didn't hurt anyone.
[05:55] ---
From now on,
nobody will get hurt anymore.
[05:58] ---
You'll return to a normal life.
[06:01] ---
Okarun.
[06:02] ---
Nice weenie!
[06:06] ---
Why is everyone so put off?
[07:41] ---
I will take responsibility and store
this cursed item at my shrine.
SIGN EPISODE 21
I WANT TO REBUILD THE HOUSE
[07:46] ---
Be careful. If anything happens,
contact me right away.
[07:50] ---
Understood.
[07:52] ---
We'll visit again someday.
[07:53] ---
Next time, make sure
you have a Tsuchinoko in the shrine.
[07:56] ---
I can't promise you that, but I'll be
a sleeping bag BooTuber!
[08:02] ---
Sounds good.
[08:03] ---
See you.
[08:08] ---
See ya, Manjiro!
[08:10] ---
Don't let the curse cause an accident!
[08:13] ---
Ms. Ayase!
[08:16] ---
Thank you for all the trouble
that you've gone through!
[08:18] ---
Jiji's mom.
[08:20] ---
I'm afraid I can't say my care
was entirely the best. I apologize.
[08:24] ---
Oh no.
[08:26] ---
She's being polite!
[08:28] ---
She's acting properly.
[08:29] ---
Hey, why're you being so bashful?
[08:32] ---
Stop that.
[08:35] ---
Jiji, continue your training to unleash
your chi. The curse still remains.
[08:40] ---
If something happens,
make sure to visit us right away.
[08:44] ---
Okay!
[08:47] ---
Everyone, I'm sorry
to have caused so much trouble!
[08:50] ---
I will never forget your kindness!
[08:52] ---
Pay us back.
[08:53] ---
Don't worry about it. See ya tomorrow.
[08:58] ---
Thank you so much!
[09:03] ---
Man, I'm tired. Takakura,
we should head home, too.
[09:08] ---
Okarun and Aira,
thank you to you, too!
[09:12] ---
No, thank you for housing us for so long.
[09:14] ---
M-Miss Ayase, I'll see you tomorrow.
[09:18] ---
Is that all?
[09:19] ---
Um, was there anything else?
[09:26] ---
Is that all?
[09:28] ---
Jab, jab.
[09:36] ---
What are you doing to Takakura?
[09:38] ---
Shut up, ugly skank!
You hurry on home!
[09:40] ---
What was that? You swine!
[09:42] ---
Miss Shiratori, let's go home!
[09:45] ---
Damn you! Never come back here!
[09:47] ---
As if I would, you swine!
[09:49] ---
Oh boy. That was so scary,
wasn't it, Takakura?
[09:51] ---
Oh man, it's all quiet here now.
[09:59] ---
So this is what it feels like
when your mind goes blank.
[10:04] ---
I guess we'll head to the super bathhouse.
[10:06] ---
Hurray!
[10:08] ---
What about me?
[10:09] ---
We're all going.
[10:11] ---
Hurray!
SIGN KAMIGOE STATION
SIGN NATURAL HOT SPRINGS
SIGN NATURAL HOT SPRINGS
[10:38] ---
Thank you very much!
[10:41] ---
Man, it's cold.
[10:43] ---
We warmed up only to get cold again.
[10:46] ---
Wait, what are we gonna do
about the house?
[10:48] ---
We gotta rebuild it. No other choice.
[10:49] ---
We have the money?
[10:51] ---
Nope. That super bathhouse
was our last banquet.
[10:55] ---
You're joking!
[10:56] ---
We can go to hell now for all I care.
[10:58] ---
I just started my part-time job,
so I don't have any money.
[11:01] ---
Who asked you for money?
I'm not relying on your part-time wages.
[11:07] ---
So pompous!
[11:08] ---
You're always acting tough.
[11:10] ---
Everyone was sleeping over, so why
didn't you collect expenses for their stay?
[11:14] ---
Like I need any of that.
[11:15] ---
Don't act tough.
[11:19] ---
Don't overexert yourself, okay?
[11:21] ---
Don't underestimate your Granny.
[11:23] ---
But what should I do
about the Bakatono DVDs?
[11:28] ---
I lost all of my Ken-san stuff, too!
[11:41] ---
What the hell are you, punk?
[11:42] ---
You're on private property!
[11:44] ---
Where are you from, moron?
[11:49] ---
Miss Ayase, hold on a second!
[11:52] ---
Hey! You're all back.
[11:54] ---
I got worried about your house,
[11:56] ---
so Miss Shiratori and I
visited Mr. Mantis on the way home.
[11:59] ---
We asked him if he could help out
with rebuilding the house.
[12:03] ---
And he introduced us
to his friend Mr. Ludris.
[12:06] ---
No way! I'm so sorry!
[12:09] ---
He's saying it was an honor to be kicked
by a beautiful lady, deez.
[12:14] ---
No, he's pissed.
[12:15] ---
He is a construction specialist, deez.
[12:19] ---
Leave it to him, and the rebuilding
will be done in a jiffy, deez.
[12:22] ---
I'm sorry, but he's been looking pissed
the whole time.
[12:24] ---
You're usually really busy.
Go home and play with your kid.
[12:29] ---
I've always been wanting to repay
my gratitude to you, Lady Seiko, deez!
[12:34] ---
I've only been causing trouble myself,
so I want to do something for you.
[12:38] ---
You too. You're barely standing up
so don't wander around so much.
[12:44] ---
Hurry on back home.
[12:46] ---
But you're also in a tough spot
right now, right?
[12:52] ---
- I'm not.
- We very much are.
[12:56] ---
If you insist on helping out,
then do as you like.
[12:59] ---
I'm sorry, but can I ask you to?
[13:02] ---
- Of course, deez!
- Yes!
[13:05] ---
He's still pissed?
[13:07] ---
Ta-la-la, ta-dah!
[13:11] ---
Here.
[13:13] ---
We'll use this nanoskin for construction.
[13:16] ---
It's easy to use.
[13:18] ---
Place the nanoskin somewhere,
and shape it like a clay figure.
[13:24] ---
And you can make anything you like, deez.
[13:32] ---
You can make anything, deez.
[13:34] ---
What? Wicked!
Let me make something, too!
[13:36] ---
What the hell is this?
[13:38] ---
The nanoskin is made up of
ultra-high-density nanomachines, deez.
[13:43] ---
What is this? It feels crunchy!
[13:45] ---
By the way, it's a shape-memory alloy.
[13:47] ---
Even if it breaks, the nanoskin
will restore itself back to the original form.
[13:53] ---
Have a solid image in your head
of what you want to make, deez.
[14:00] ---
The nanomachine will catch
the electric signals from your brain,
[14:03] ---
and form the shape
exactly like you imagine it.
[14:09] ---
I see. This is great.
[14:42] ---
Thanks, Kappa. You saved my ass.
[14:44] ---
It was nothing, deez.
[14:47] ---
I'll do anything for Lady Seiko, deez!
[14:59] ---
Mr. Ludris is also saying it was an honor
to be able to assist a beauty.
[15:04] ---
You don't understand
what he's saying, do you?
[15:06] ---
Thank you, Okarun. You too, Aira.
[15:10] ---
Man, I'm sleepy. Let's hurry on home.
[15:12] ---
I'm glad your home is all fixed up.
[15:15] ---
It kinda felt like my own home, so
it made me uneasy when it wasn't all right.
[15:23] ---
Indeed.
[15:24] ---
It became a hangout for all sorts
of people before I knew it.
[15:29] ---
We gotta protect it.
[15:34] ---
Come by again anytime!
[15:40] ---
Okay!
[15:42] ---
Thanks, everyone! Come by again!
[15:45] ---
I totally love all you guys!
You guys are lifesavers!
[15:49] ---
We gotta pay this favor back.
[15:52] ---
But for today,
I won't be able to make lunch.
[15:55] ---
It's fine. Sleep in.
[16:00] ---
Jin! You're slow!
Bang! Bang!
[16:02] ---
Mom! It's dangerous if you poke
your head out the window!
[16:06] ---
More like, let me hop on!
[16:11] ---
Dear, try to keep it down.
[16:18] ---
Okay, we're here!
[16:20] ---
All right, Honey, let's do this!
[16:22] ---
Dear, please be quiet.
[16:24] ---
Good morning!
[16:26] ---
The entire Enjoji household has come
to rebuild the house!
[16:30] ---
Dear, please keep it down.
[16:32] ---
Huh? It's not broken anywhere.
[16:36] ---
Oh, Momo!
[16:40] ---
Grandma's asleep.
[16:43] ---
I'm sorry for all kinds of reasons.
[16:45] ---
Don't worry about it.
[16:47] ---
More like, how's Evil Eye doing?
[16:49] ---
Actually, about that...
[16:51] ---
I've turned into Evil Eye a few times.
[16:54] ---
Oh, Evil Eye didn't do anything.
He's really keeping that promise!
[16:58] ---
For real?
[16:59] ---
I don't know if it's because of the training,
but I feel a connection with Evil Eye lately.
[17:04] ---
His excited emotions
get transmitted to me or something.
[17:08] ---
It's not just hatred. I think he's
enjoying this a surprising amount.
[17:15] ---
I see.
[17:16] ---
Well, if something happens, come visit us.
[17:24] ---
Hey, Momo.
[17:26] ---
Are you in love with anyone?
[17:49] ---
Hold up, you look way too disturbed!
[17:51] ---
Nuh-uh! Not at all!
Your words didn't affect me at all!
[17:56] ---
H-Hold up!
You're badmouthing me now!
[17:59] ---
Oh! Enjoji!
[18:01] ---
It's been a while!
[18:03] ---
You've been absent from school
for some time. What happened?
[18:05] ---
I was staying home with hopes
of making my cuties all antsy!
[18:09] ---
What's up with that?
[18:11] ---
Go get 'em, you flashy guy.
[18:13] ---
Enjoji, this is the new Pompy flavor!
[18:16] ---
Wanna try?
[18:17] ---
Hold on a sec!
[18:19] ---
You're wearing clothes?
[18:20] ---
Where is this place?
[18:22] ---
What'd you think of the taiyaki flavor?
[18:26] ---
I'll butcher you. This is all too tasty.
[18:33] ---
Come on, Jiji. That joke
is totally not popular right now.
[18:36] ---
Oh, it's you.
Do you want to be butchered?
[18:39] ---
I said it's not popular!
[18:41] ---
Your timing is terrible right now,
so can you go back to Jiji?
[18:44] ---
No way. This is incredibly tasty.
[18:46] ---
What, Momo? You being lovey-dovey
this early in the morning?
[18:49] ---
As if!
[18:53] ---
That's mine!
[18:55] ---
What is?
[18:59] ---
Hey, it's Jiji!
[19:00] ---
You finally decided to join the soccer team?
[19:11] ---
Amazing!
[19:12] ---
Get back here!
[19:18] ---
I told you to stop!
SIGN WARM SOLD OUT
[19:25] ---
Damn it, all the hot stuff is sold out.
[19:27] ---
Hurry up and give me
that tasty drink from earlier.
[19:30] ---
I thought I'd let him drink something warm
and get him back to normal.
[19:39] ---
I have no choice.
[19:41] ---
At least, it doesn't seem like
he'll attack people.
[19:44] ---
I guess I'll just see how things go.
[20:16] ---
What are you writing?
[20:19] ---
All those I want to butcher!
[20:21] ---
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Quiet!
[20:23] ---
Hey, Enjoji!
[20:25] ---
Who do you want to butcher
in the middle of class?
[20:29] ---
All humans!
[20:32] ---
He's kinda hooked on this one joke.
[20:34] ---
I told you that's not popular, you turd!
SIGN TANUKI UDON
SIGN SHOYU RAMEN
SIGN TEMPURA BOWL
SIGN CURRY RICE
SIGN COLD NOODLES IT'S COLD! AVAILABLE
[20:38] ---
What? You're kidding me!
The hot food is all sold out?
[20:41] ---
I'm sorry,
I'm sold out of most things today.
[20:50] ---
Wait, wait!
[20:52] ---
Tasty.
[20:53] ---
Here, use chopsticks.
[21:17] ---
Baby steps, I guess.
[21:19] ---
Hey, did something happen to Jiji?
[21:22] ---
Like what?
[21:23] ---
Was he the type to say butcher and stuff?
[21:25] ---
Maybe he had a change of character.
[21:27] ---
I know! Maybe the ghost from the housing
complex is possessing him!
[21:30] ---
What now?
[21:31] ---
Maybe he has a golden ball on him!
[21:34] ---
Wait, what? How do you know
about the golden ball?
[21:36] ---
Oh, right. You don't have
a smartphone right now.
[21:39] ---
It's a hot topic in the group right now.
[21:42] ---
The ghost in the housing complex.
[23:25] ---
I see you. I see you, my enemy.
[23:32] ---
I'm talking to you.
[23:37] ---
Momo, is something on your mind?
Leave it to me!
[23:39] ---
Next episode, "The Secret Art of Being
Attractive." C'mon baby! Foo!
SIGN EPISODE 22 THE SECRET ART OF BEING ATTRACTIVE
[23:42] ---
Man, my head hurts.
[23:43] ---
Here's some painkillers!
It tastes like takoyaki!
[23:45] ---
I wanna ice this guy's head.
[23:46] ---
Miss Ayase! Please take these instead!
[23:48] ---
- Thanks.
- I made it with nanoskin!
[23:50] ---
Like I'd want to take anything like that!