# 10 - Have You Ever Seen a Cattle Mutilation?
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***SIGN*** EPISODE 10 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CATTLE MUTILATION?
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Are you making a fool of me?
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I'll ask just one more time.
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You guys being bullied?
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No, ma'am.
***SIGN*** SCHOOL NURSE QUEEN-SENSEI
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Don't hide it. Just tell me.
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I have zero tolerance for bullying.
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I am on your side.
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Thanks, ma'am.
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Queen-sensei, you have a call
in the teacher's office.
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Damn baldie!
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I told ya, don't open the door
without knocking first!
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I'm sorry, Queen-sensei!
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Looks like you need some discipline.
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- Discipline? Um...
- Rotten scumbag. Cue balls like you...
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I'm stepping out for a bit.
You guys can stay as long as you like.
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Thanks, ma'am.
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What am I gonna do?
People saw me in a weird situation!
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My popularity! My innocent image!
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More like, them aliens
are way too persistent!
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If they keep assaulting us like that,
I won't be able to stand it!
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On top of that, they were targeting me.
**[02:55] ---**
It seems like they were after
Turbo Granny's powers.
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Hey, by the way...
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Since when have you been able
to use Acro-Silky's powers?
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Just now. My powers awakened
during the battle.
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I mean, I was chosen
as a "Pretty Soldier" after all.
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Your title keeps changing so much.
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Well, we did transfer Acro-Silky's aura
to you, so I guess it's possible.
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But if that's the case, it's highly likely that
Miss Shiratori will also be targeted by them.
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*Takakura-kun is worried about me.*
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We were able to fend them off
because we had yokai powers.
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But as long as we have these powers,
the aliens will be targeting us.
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But isn't it strange?
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If they want yokai powers,
they should just attack the yokai directly.
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You're right.
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No, wait. That's exactly it!
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The aliens, despite having astounding
scientific technology, are not invading Earth.
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There's much debate about that,
and I was always curious about it!
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They can't because
we have yokai monsters around!
***SIGN*** INJURED - 4 PEOPLE
HEAT STROKE - 3 PEOPLE
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They're not just in Japan!
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Folklore about spirits and demons
exist all over the world!
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In other words, yokai and demons
are protecting the Earth from alien invasion!
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Even with their scientific technology,
aliens can't beat yokai.
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Thus, they're attacking special humans
like us for research,
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and they're trying to develop technology
to win against the yokai!
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I'm sure of it!
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There's a chance they already took
my missing family jewels!
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Oh crap! We gotta hurry and find it!
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The story went too epic
and I totes missed the point!
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So what? Are we in trouble?
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I get it! I still hold
the fate of the world in my hands!
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Fine, we'll go with that.
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Anyway, people saw me naked!
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Ugh, don't remind me of reality!
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I'm sure nobody would believe
anything we'd say anyway.
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Oh, what to do!
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That's it!
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I'll just say that Miss Ayase stripped me!
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Hey!
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It's not a lie, is it?
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You did tell me to strip down.
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Takakura-kun, you should go with that, too.
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Huh?
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Fine, you can go with that.
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But if we do that, then you...
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I'm kinda tired. Making excuses
sounds like a pain in the ass.
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- Aira, are you okay?
- What happened to you?
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You surprised me!
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Oh! Momo Ayase, is this your fault?
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Uh, um...
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Let's go, Aira!
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Wait, hold on. Miss Ayase, if you don't hurry,
you'll turn into the villain!
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I could care less.
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You don't care?
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More than any of this...
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Okarun, give me your excuse
for that other thing.
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What were you doing there
during lunch break?
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That was...
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Miss Shiratori tried to kiss me
out of the blue.
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Huh!?
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It's true!
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We got into a tussle because of that,
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and when we both fell over,
that's when you happened to see us.
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So then, what were you
doing there to begin with?
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C'mon. C'mon.
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I was working out.
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Like push-ups and stuff.
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Oh?
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I wanted to become stronger.
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And why'd ya want to keep it a secret?
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Um...
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If I got stronger without you knowing,
I thought it would be kinda cool.
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Say what? Hilarious!
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Okarun, you have a vain side, too?
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O-Of course I do.
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I am a guy after all.
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I want you to think I'm a cool guy.
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I see, I get it.
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Lemme see your face.
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D-Don't tease me!
That's the bad thing about you.
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So why? Why do you want me
to think you're cool?
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Huh? I told you.
It's because I'm a guy!
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Why do you want people to think that
just because you're a guy?
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Huh?
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That's enough of that!
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I'll be going now!
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I won't say anything
that'll make you the villain though.
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Okarun.
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Found Momo!
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Okarun is here, too!
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Whoa! You surprised me!
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No, that's our line.
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You suddenly disappeared on us
during class!
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Kana contacted us.
I was totally spooked.
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She said you and Okarun were hugging
each other naked in front of Class D.
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But we were all in chemistry lab, right?
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So what's going on?
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Even if I told you,
you wouldn't understand.
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That's just how things ended up.
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I see.
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Isn't that a little too vague?
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All the mysteries
have been unraveled.
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Whoa, amazeballs!
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You. There's a person
named Shiratori in Class D.
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So uh, do you know her?
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Well, yeah.
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My investigations show that
Shiratori in Class D was also naked.
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Which brings us to Momo, Okarun,
and Shiratori.
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Where a love triangle emerges...
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Whoa.
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Which means, this is...
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all for one man.
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A war between two women.
***SIGN*** NUDE GLADIATOR COMBAT
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It means we had some
Nude Gladiator Combat!
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Momo was talking to that mantis shrimp
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because she wanted Master Mantis to teach her
to punch so she could knock Shiratori's lights out!
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What the hell?
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*Teach me.*
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Momo was sulking the whole time
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because she was jealous of Shiratori!
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Shut that trap!
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I ain't jealous of her!
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You are the culprit!
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Hold on! Stop it!
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Aira, are you okay?
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What in the world happened!?
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I'll help out in any way possible
if it's for you, Miss Shiratori!
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Thank you, everyone.
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Aira is mammoth-happy!
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But I don't really want to talk about
what happened.
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So I'd be grateful
if you left me alone about this.
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*I impress myself with how high
my own popularity is!*
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*Times like this are when
your everyday efforts bear fruit.*
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*This is how this incident will dissipate.*
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It's Momo Ayase, isn't it?
She did this to you?
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You've been harassed
by Momo Ayase lately.
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Like that thing with the washtub.
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No way. Really?
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Momo Ayase's not getting away with this!
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Maybe she's jealous
of Miss Shiratori's beauty?
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What's her problem!?
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I heard she'll sleep with any guy.
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Oh, I know about that rumor!
It was going around a while back!
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Shouldn't we punish her in some way?
Like spread word about her evil.
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Right!
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Let's teach her what happens
when you make our Miss Shiratori cry!
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So true!
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I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.
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Hold on, Aira. What's wrong?
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I'm at fault.
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So please don't speak badly
of Momo Ayase.
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What the?
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What's going on?
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I've done myself in.
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My popularity...
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Deranged as usual, I see.
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Shut up! What do you want?
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Nothing much.
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How's it on your end? Were you able
to come up with a good excuse?
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Huh?
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W-Well, yeah. They're all filled
with hatred against you!
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You say that, but you're all alone.
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You always have people stringing
behind you like goldfish turds.
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You've had enough, right?
Can you get lost?
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I mean, you are my enemy!
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I bet you didn't badmouth me.
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Of course I did!
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I said all kinds of bad stuff!
Got a problem with that?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I can't just go home like this.
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I have to earn a living for my family.
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This thing has the nerve to show up again!?
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It's emitting some weird white fluid!
**[12:06] ---**
Chiquitita, you have a dream?
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Huh? You okay?
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Chiquitita.
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Daddy!
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Daddy!
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I'm sorry, Chiquitita.
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Th-This place is...
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Grandma, see, look here!
This is an alien!
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It doesn't feel like one.
Isn't this just a kappa?
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No way! There's an alien right in front of you,
and you won't believe it? The hell?
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It just doesn't feel like an alien.
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This thing's totally a kappa.
**[13:05] ---**
No, actually, there are theories
that kappa are actually aliens!
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Anyway, what are we gonna do
about this guy? We patched him up.
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He might attack us again, you know.
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You better not!
We got Grandma on our side!
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Oh, that?
**[13:27] ---**
I had no idea what aliens eat,
so I just made some curry for now.
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You don't have to eat it
if you don't want it.
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You gave me proper medical attention.
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Nobody has ever
been this kind to me before.
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I will never ever
bring harm to you ever again.
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Tastes awful!
**[14:04] ---**
Tastes awful!
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Why you!
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Don't you be eatin' just the fatty tuna!
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You ate my sea urchin!
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You're a guest!
Just stick to the pickled ginger!
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If I'm a guest, treat me like one!
Bring me some blackthroat seaperch!
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You're just a kappa!
Stick to cucumber rolls!
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You left some sea urchin uneaten!
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I was saving the best for last,
you schmuck!
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You ugly idiot baldie!
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Ugly scummy idiot baldie!
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Each and every one of you are scum!
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I'm never serving you guys sushi again!
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My son is ill.
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All his blood leaves his body
with his urine and feces.
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He'll die unless he's given
new blood every day.
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My wife died from the same illness.
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For treatment, I need [$@$@].
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What? Sorry, I didn't catch that.
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It's what you guys call currency.
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And I need tons of currency.
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My [@@@@] is a warzone,
and can't provide me currency.
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Huh? I really can't decipher
what you're saying.
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So I must head out
and earn some foreign currency.
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We [@@] have powerful bodies,
so we have jobs like bodyguards and [@/@].
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But I am weak.
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Degenerate [@@] like myself
can't find any work.
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There are only outlaw jobs full of danger.
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Because I'm...
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Because I'm weak, my wife had to die,
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I injured all of you, and my son
is facing so much hardship.
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I'm so pathetic.
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I'm so pathetic!
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What can I do to help you?
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If you have my weenie,
would that save your son?
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Huh? What the hell
are you talking about? Stop that!
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It'll be fine if he can just get paid.
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I can go reclaim my weenie after that!
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Reclaim? From where?
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In the first place, if the treatment
is to get new blood every single day,
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isn't it meaningless
to get just one cash payment?
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It's tough for him, but he has to work
a proper job to keep paying for it!
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He wants to work,
but he can't find a job!
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How is he going to make a living?
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I heard that he's in trouble, so I can't just
pretend like I didn't hear it.
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I want to help!
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Calm down.
I understand how you feel, though.
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I'll get it back for you.
That is, your, um... you-know-what.
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Keep quiet, you stupid girl!
**[16:42] ---**
When Takakura-kun is trying
to do something for someone else,
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and if you can't support him,
you can't call yourself his partner.
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Don't pretend like you're his partner!
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What Miss Momo Ayase says is correct.
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The only way is for me to find a proper job.
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I was very happy about
Mr. Ken Takakura's consideration.
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But you have been far too kind
to me already.
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I have made a promise
that I will not harm you.
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I'm sorry to stay so long.
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Thank you so very much.
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Hold it.
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Your blood stinks.
**[17:24] ---**
Wait, what did you just say?
**[17:26] ---**
That's anti-alien!
Where's political correctness?
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Shut up, you little turd.
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Screw political correctness.
**[17:34] ---**
That white liquid of yours
is blood, yeah?
**[17:38] ---**
Those blood-soaked bandages
somehow smell familiar.
**[17:42] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** YUJI INTENSE MILK UNALTERED COMPONENTS TYPE: MILK
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Try lapping up some of that.
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Th-This is...
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the same!
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It's the same thing as our blood!
**[18:08] ---**
Huh? What the?
Grandma, what's going on?
**[18:11] ---**
His bandage reeked like that smell
when you use a dirty rag to wipe up some milk.
**[18:17] ---**
Milk is cow's "blood" to begin with,
but of all things kappa's blood was milk, too?
**[18:23] ---**
Seriously? Then you should take
tons of milk back with you!
**[18:25] ---**
Dover Demon's blood is milk.
**[18:27] ---**
But it's a little thin.
**[18:30] ---**
They homogenize it
so it's easy for humans to drink.
**[18:34] ---**
I'll ask a dairy farmer I know
to give you one whole cow.
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Well, good luck with everything.
**[18:41] ---**
Take care of yourself.
***SIGN*** INTENSE MILK
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*Thank you!*
**[19:04] ---**
*I will never forget this generosity!*
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*If something ever happens,
I will make sure to be your ally!*
**[19:15] ---**
- It's Cattle Mutilation!
- A live Abduction!
**[19:15] ---**
Shut up! You're a nuisance to the neighborhood!
Hurry up and go home!
**[19:18] ---**
I will protect this planet!
So never come back again!
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Amazing! So huge! So awesome!
**[19:23] ---**
*Hope we meet again!*
**[19:41] ---**
Grandma, you believe in aliens now, right?
**[19:44] ---**
Huh? That was just a kappa.
**[19:46] ---**
Huh? Okarun, say something
to this old hag!
**[19:49] ---**
There's a theory that kappa are aliens.
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Please!
**[19:57] ---**
Buy us some school uniforms
with Ms. Dodoria's appearance fees!
**[20:01] ---**
How many times do I have
to buy your uniforms, you dumbasses?
**[20:06] ---**
Next time, we will wear them very carefully!
**[20:09] ---**
Is it okay for us, too?
**[20:10] ---**
We don't have any money.
**[20:12] ---**
In times like this, it's best to exploit
the financial power of adults.
**[20:16] ---**
By the way, this is the third time.
**[20:18] ---**
Aira and Four-Eyes,
I'll buy uniforms for you two.
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Hold on!
Why am I not included?
**[20:25] ---**
I don't like your eyes.
**[20:27] ---**
Those eyes that want to exploit
the financial power of adults.
**[20:32] ---**
So until I say you're done...
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do an impersonation of Hiroshi Abe.
**[20:36] ---**
Gimme a break!
I'd never do anything like that!
**[20:40] ---**
Come on, say it.
Who are you speaking to? Say it!
**[20:44] ---**
You okay with that?
With no deal for your uniform?
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I don't care either way.
**[20:50] ---**
I don't wanna wear
a school uniform anyway.
**[20:57] ---**
What's with that face?
That's so out there!
**[20:59] ---**
*So cute.*
**[21:00] ---**
So?
**[21:01] ---**
That's nothing like him! How irritating!
**[21:05] ---**
Hey, Momo. You answer that.
Keep doing your impersonation, though.
**[21:09] ---**
Rocket Engine Valve.
**[21:11] ---**
Miss Ayase!
**[21:12] ---**
Rocket Engine Valve.
**[21:13] ---**
I'm watching you from here.
You better not stop!
**[21:19] ---**
Rocket Engine Valve.
**[21:22] ---**
Hello.
**[21:23] ---**
I am Rocket Engine Valve.
**[21:26] ---**
Huh? Momo?
**[21:29] ---**
Jiji?
**[21:33] ---**
Yo. You're finally here.
I heard all about it from your mom.
**[21:37] ---**
Huh? What? Why is he here?
**[21:40] ---**
Who is that?
**[21:41] ---**
That guy is Momo's childhood friend...
**[21:50] ---**
and her first love.
**[23:27] ---**
What is this feeling I have?
**[23:28] ---**
Hey, you believe in aliens, right?
**[23:30] ---**
That was a kappa
no matter how you look at it.
**[23:31] ---**
Takakura-kun called it a Dover Demon.
**[23:34] ---**
I'm sure she's just shaken because
she witnessed Cattle Mutilation!
**[23:36] ---**
Next episode, "First Love."
***SIGN*** EPISODE 11 FIRST LOVE
**[23:38] ---**
By the way, outside of alien theories,
a kappa is called chupacabra in some regions.