# Season 2
# 13 - Like, This Is the Legend of the Giant Snake
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**[00:21] ---**
*I've heard that a pack of wolves disperses
as soon as you strike their leader.*
**[00:41] ---**
*Crap! I feel lightheaded.*
**[00:54] ---**
So hot!
**[00:55] ---**
Yow! Yikes!
**[00:56] ---**
What did he do?
**[00:57] ---**
Maybe he touched a weird spot?
**[00:59] ---**
Hey! The girl's getting away!
**[01:01] ---**
Get her!
**[01:06] ---**
Look out! The fence is falling down!
Let's get outta here quick!
**[01:10] ---**
We're gonna be crushed!
**[01:12] ---**
Dunno what's going on,
but now's my chance!
**[01:40] ---**
Whoa.
**[01:42] ---**
What a great view.
**[01:46] ---**
Good thing this happened to be
a run-down hot springs.
**[01:49] ---**
Talk about lucky. Yep, I sure am.
**[01:54] ---**
Turbo Granny? What are you doing here?
**[01:56] ---**
Don't underestimate me.
**[01:58] ---**
It clicked when Seiko mentioned
the lad's address.
**[02:02] ---**
That was hot springs territory.
**[02:06] ---**
That's why I stealthily
snuck into your backpack.
**[02:11] ---**
Why can't you just ask to come?
**[02:13] ---**
More like, what am I gonna do
about this building?
**[02:16] ---**
Forget it, it was already run-down.
It's not like I did anything.
**[02:21] ---**
Damn it! What the heck?
**[02:23] ---**
Oww.
**[02:25] ---**
Who the hell did all this?
**[02:28] ---**
Are you the ones responsible?
**[02:30] ---**
Hey! These guys are from the Kito family!
**[02:32] ---**
You guys are still up to no good?
**[02:34] ---**
Crap! Those are
chamber of commerce guys!
**[02:42] ---**
- Don't let 'em get away!
- Scumbags! I hope you're locked up forever!
**[02:45] ---**
Whew, that was a good bath.
**[02:49] ---**
You saved me. Thanks.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 13
LIKE, THIS IS THE LEGEND
OF THE GIANT SNAKE
**[02:52] ---**
Who would ever save you?
**[02:54] ---**
The powers within this vessel
just came out on its own.
**[02:58] ---**
I guess so.
**[03:00] ---**
Anyway, did you see Jiji's house?
**[03:03] ---**
What do you think, Turbo Granny?
**[03:05] ---**
I couldn't see anything at all.
**[03:08] ---**
That place is no good.
**[03:10] ---**
That house has soaked up
too much human blood.
**[03:22] ---**
Wicked! What is this?
**[03:24] ---**
What should we do, Okarun?
**[03:26] ---**
I'm not sure, either.
**[03:28] ---**
For now, let's wait
until Miss Ayase comes back.
**[03:31] ---**
It's dangerous
to haphazardly jump in there.
**[03:36] ---**
Miss Ayase is back.
**[03:38] ---**
Nice timing!
**[03:40] ---**
Momo! I found something...
**[05:24] ---**
You know that stupid family
on the corner?
**[05:27] ---**
They never say hello!
**[05:30] ---**
Really. That makes me sick.
**[05:33] ---**
This is our territory after all.
**[05:36] ---**
People who don't know about manners
need to be taught a lesson.
**[05:40] ---**
Jin, don't just stand there.
Sit down and have some snacks.
**[05:45] ---**
Thanks!
**[05:47] ---**
That's right, you better stay friendly.
**[05:50] ---**
You don't have to pay rent
because I'm so thoughtful.
**[05:54] ---**
Thanks!
**[05:55] ---**
Kids have such a hard time
when their parents are so weak.
**[05:58] ---**
If it weren't for us, you'd be out
on the street with nowhere to go.
**[06:03] ---**
That's right. You should be grateful.
**[06:06] ---**
Mr. Jiji, what's the meaning of this?
**[06:09] ---**
This is a rental house.
**[06:11] ---**
While my parents are hospitalized,
I don't have to pay rent.
**[06:15] ---**
These folks are the Kitos, the landlords.
**[06:18] ---**
Thanks to them, I can stay in this house.
**[06:22] ---**
Then, we really did a bad thing
to that wall.
**[06:26] ---**
If they ask, say you don't know.
**[06:28] ---**
Hey Jin.
**[06:30] ---**
You disappeared without telling us.
**[06:35] ---**
My friend said he wanted to come visit,
so I went to go pick him up!
**[06:40] ---**
I can at least do that, right?
**[06:42] ---**
Not that I think you would,
**[06:44] ---**
but you didn't try to bring in
another spirit medium or something, did you?
**[06:51] ---**
Huh? Gimme a break already!
**[06:54] ---**
We don't have any ghosts
around here, you dimwit!
**[06:56] ---**
Are you trying to ruin
our property's good reputation?
**[06:59] ---**
Don't go around lying
to people about ghosts!
**[07:02] ---**
Oh, no, no. Does he look like
a spirit medium to you?
**[07:06] ---**
I was simply fooled
by those other people!
**[07:10] ---**
I have a hunter's license, you know?
**[07:13] ---**
Unfortunate accidents happen
pretty often in the mountains.
**[07:17] ---**
For instance, if I was hunting a boar,
**[07:21] ---**
and a person just happened
to jump in front of me.
**[07:26] ---**
Oh come on, now.
**[07:28] ---**
Even if you have a license,
**[07:30] ---**
pointing a gun at people
will get you in trouble with the police.
**[07:34] ---**
Hello there!
**[07:44] ---**
Man, that was a pain.
**[07:46] ---**
The chamber of commerce guys
found us.
**[07:50] ---**
If Officer Tsuru didn't help us out,
we'd have been in trouble.
**[07:54] ---**
That place was way too run-down.
**[07:56] ---**
We have to find our next spot.
**[07:58] ---**
It's troublesome for me
if you're too reckless.
**[08:01] ---**
It's hard dealing with the aftermath.
**[08:03] ---**
What did you guys do this time?
**[08:06] ---**
That's a secret from you, Mom.
**[08:07] ---**
If anyone in the Kito family
gets arrested, it's your fault, Tsuru-chan.
**[08:12] ---**
Yo, Jin! Where have you been?
**[08:15] ---**
Well, I was out with my friend.
**[08:17] ---**
Don't you dare lie, okay?
**[08:20] ---**
I hate liars more than anything else.
**[08:24] ---**
Sure.
**[08:25] ---**
Who's this guy?
**[08:27] ---**
Oh, he's my best friend,
and he wanted to come visit.
**[08:34] ---**
So what's Jin's favorite soccer team?
**[08:38] ---**
You'd know
if you were his best friend, right?
**[08:40] ---**
Um, he's...
**[08:41] ---**
Jin, you stay quiet.
**[08:44] ---**
It's not like you guys just met, is it?
**[08:48] ---**
If you weren't actually his best friend,
**[08:51] ---**
I'd have to ask why
Jin brought you to this house.
**[09:01] ---**
Z...
**[09:03] ---**
Zaint-Germain.
**[09:12] ---**
Well, well!
**[09:14] ---**
You do know.
**[09:16] ---**
He's Jin's best friend.
**[09:24] ---**
Okarun! Nice one!
**[09:26] ---**
Hey, Jin!
**[09:29] ---**
There was one more. A girl.
**[09:33] ---**
When's she coming back?
**[09:36] ---**
Let's see, a girl.
I wonder who that is?
**[09:40] ---**
Come on, Jin. Are you telling the truth?
**[09:44] ---**
Huh? Well, yes.
**[09:46] ---**
You did yourself in just now.
**[09:49] ---**
You lied to us.
**[09:56] ---**
*This must be the shrine
for the Tsuchinoko, right?*
**[10:03] ---**
*But more like, what's up with that guy?*
**[10:06] ---**
Do you need anything?
**[10:08] ---**
Oh, um...
**[10:10] ---**
Is this the Tsuchinoko shrine?
**[10:12] ---**
Oh, yes, yes.
**[10:15] ---**
Apologies for the awkward sight.
**[10:17] ---**
I'm trying to become a BooTuber.
**[10:19] ---**
Please, come on in.
**[10:22] ---**
Are you sure it's okay to show me?
Isn't that valuable?
**[10:26] ---**
Not at all. I can't make any money
off of something like this.
**[10:30] ---**
Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.
**[10:32] ---**
*Wow, I can't wait!*
**[10:35] ---**
*I should come back here again
with Okarun!*
**[10:41] ---**
A Tsuchinoko?
**[10:43] ---**
Doesn't look like it.
**[10:44] ---**
I agree with you.
***SIGN*** GREAT SERPENT LORD SHRINE
**[10:47] ---**
According to documents
remaining in this shrine,
**[10:49] ---**
"Dragon rising to heaven
will cast a rainbow,
**[10:52] ---**
and the wrath of the mountain
will engulf the village."
**[10:56] ---**
This region worshipped a giant snake.
**[10:59] ---**
It was believed that when the giant snake living
in the volcano gets hungry, the volcano erupts.
**[11:06] ---**
Back then, the people offered
one child from the village as sacrifice
**[11:10] ---**
to satiate the giant snake's hunger.
**[11:13] ---**
By doing so for the past 200 years,
it has kept the volcano from erupting,
**[11:18] ---**
and was even granted
the blessing of hot springs.
**[11:24] ---**
The thing that looks like an umbilical cord
is supposedly from when the giant snake molted.
**[11:28] ---**
Nowadays, by enshrining that giant snake skin,
it's preventing the volcano from erupting.
**[11:34] ---**
Then, what about the Tsuchinoko?
**[11:35] ---**
My father said there would be more tourists
if we called it a Tsuchinoko.
**[11:39] ---**
Son of a...
**[11:40] ---**
But thanks to that,
people like you do come visit.
**[11:45] ---**
This legend of the giant snake is a human sin.
**[11:49] ---**
People who are robbed
of logical thinking due to fear
**[11:52] ---**
can believe in and even execute
human sacrifices.
**[11:55] ---**
So we don't repeat such sins,
I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.
**[12:02] ---**
Although I really want to become
a headstand BooTuber.
**[12:06] ---**
Wait, why don't you tell that story
on BooTube?
**[12:12] ---**
*There was no Tsuchinoko.*
**[12:14] ---**
*Okarun is going to be really disappointed.*
**[12:18] ---**
*But he might like that old,
local folktale story.*
**[12:23] ---**
Okay, then.
**[12:25] ---**
I wonder if the two boys
are deepening their friendship.
**[12:30] ---**
I'm home. Did the ghosts show up?
**[12:38] ---**
Our offerings are finally all here.
**[12:41] ---**
Now let's start our festival.
**[13:03] ---**
Ouch.
**[13:05] ---**
Boobies!
**[13:35] ---**
*Crap. I'm getting dizzy.*
**[13:39] ---**
There, there, there.
**[13:41] ---**
Good girl. Don't be scared.
**[13:46] ---**
God damn turd!
**[13:54] ---**
Just when I was sleeping soundly...
**[13:57] ---**
Who the hell was squishing me like that?
**[14:00] ---**
Turbo Granny! Thanks!
**[14:02] ---**
And it'd help a ton
if you could lend me a hand.
**[14:04] ---**
I ain't gonna help ya.
**[14:07] ---**
So, who are these guys?
**[14:10] ---**
That's what I wanna know!
**[14:14] ---**
Calm down, young lady.
**[14:16] ---**
Stay away from me!
**[14:17] ---**
Get outta this house right now!
**[14:19] ---**
Hurry up!
**[14:42] ---**
That hurt.
**[14:47] ---**
Is she for real?
**[14:58] ---**
Jennifer!
**[15:00] ---**
Lopez!
**[15:02] ---**
Anaconda!
**[15:13] ---**
Mom is the strongest
old woman in the Kito family!
**[15:18] ---**
Who exactly is that girl?
**[15:20] ---**
It seemed like she was using
some sort of strange power.
**[15:26] ---**
What exactly is that old hag?
**[15:28] ---**
She's just a powerful old hag.
**[15:30] ---**
Like they actually exist.
**[15:32] ---**
You got one in your own house.
**[15:34] ---**
True.
**[15:35] ---**
Mom, look at that!
**[15:37] ---**
Things are floating, and there's a talking cat!
**[15:40] ---**
More like, what's with this room?
It's seriously gross!
**[15:44] ---**
Who the hell is this?
**[15:46] ---**
She doesn't seem to be
a spirit medium.
**[15:49] ---**
If you're getting in the way of the festival,
**[15:53] ---**
then that means you're here
to destroy this village.
**[15:57] ---**
The Kito Family has protected
this land for generations.
**[16:02] ---**
We won't let you have your way.
**[16:04] ---**
Huh?
**[16:05] ---**
You barged into someone's house, thrashed it
all up, and that's what you say?
**[16:10] ---**
Get out of here!
**[16:12] ---**
Come on now.
**[16:13] ---**
Who do you think is responsible for
letting you bathe in the hot springs in peace?
**[16:19] ---**
It's because we've been giving offerings
**[16:21] ---**
to the Great Serpent Lord
for the past 200 years!
**[16:25] ---**
Thanks to that, the volcano
is held back from erupting,
**[16:28] ---**
and we're given the blessing of
the Great Serpent Lord through the hot springs.
**[16:32] ---**
If we, the Kito family,
didn't manage this land,
**[16:36] ---**
this village would be buried
in magma by now.
**[16:39] ---**
Hold on a second! Did you say
you were offering sacrifices?
**[16:42] ---**
Yeah. You deaf?
**[16:46] ---**
This place is where the original altar was.
**[16:49] ---**
This is where human sacrifices were made.
**[16:53] ---**
Its appearance changed with the times,
but this house is still that altar.
**[17:00] ---**
And we of the Kito family
invite sacrifices into this house,
**[17:07] ---**
and offer them
to the Great Serpent Lord.
**[17:13] ---**
No way.
**[17:14] ---**
So that's why Jiji's parents...
**[17:17] ---**
We lucked out.
We have exactly three people.
**[17:21] ---**
We were almost short on offerings.
**[17:29] ---**
The Great Serpent Lord
is quite hungry right now.
**[17:39] ---**
What the hell is this?
**[17:42] ---**
Crap, crap!
**[17:43] ---**
The floor turned into sand!
**[17:45] ---**
Wanna go at it, huh?
**[17:47] ---**
I have to get out of here!
**[17:53] ---**
Think you can take me?!
**[18:05] ---**
I won't let you cross this threshold.
**[18:08] ---**
You'll be swallowed up by that quicksand
and become the Great Serpent Lord's offering!
**[18:14] ---**
This is seriously bad!
Turbo Granny, do something!
**[18:23] ---**
We've stepped into the quicksand!
**[18:25] ---**
Into the Great Serpent Lord's realm!
**[18:27] ---**
Miss Ayase, over here!
**[18:29] ---**
Before it's too late!
**[18:30] ---**
Momo! Use your psychic powers!
**[18:32] ---**
Both of you, nice one!
You're a lifesaver!
**[18:49] ---**
Okarun, are you okay?
**[18:51] ---**
Somehow...
**[18:56] ---**
Wait, are you serious?
**[18:59] ---**
How the hell are we gonna get back?
**[19:05] ---**
What the hell are all these houses?
**[19:07] ---**
Why are there so many underground?
**[19:10] ---**
Momo! Okarun! Help me!
**[19:14] ---**
Jiji! Where are you?
**[19:17] ---**
Over here!
**[19:19] ---**
Jiji!
**[19:23] ---**
I'm gonna fall!
**[19:24] ---**
I'll help you right now!
**[20:06] ---**
Great Serpent Lord!
**[20:07] ---**
How blessed we are by your arrival!
**[20:10] ---**
We, the Kito family,
are your faithful emissaries!
**[20:17] ---**
Get the pose right or it'll eat you!
**[20:19] ---**
That's the Great Serpent Lord!
**[20:21] ---**
I've never seen it before.
**[20:22] ---**
On this occasion,
we present those three as sacrifices.
**[20:26] ---**
Please do not mistake them
for members of the Kito Family!
**[20:29] ---**
Great Serpent Lord?
You mean the one in this region's legend?
**[20:31] ---**
Crap! It wasn't just a myth?
**[20:34] ---**
That's a Kuragari.
**[20:36] ---**
What the hell is a Kuragari?
**[20:38] ---**
You know what that is?
**[20:40] ---**
It's a Mongolian Death Worm!
**[20:47] ---**
It's a giant man-eating earthworm UMA
said to live in the Gobi Desert!
**[20:51] ---**
But the stories about it
say it's about 1.5 to 2 meters long.
**[20:55] ---**
I've never heard of a Death Worm this huge!
**[20:57] ---**
Then for the past 200 years,
**[21:00] ---**
those guys have been offering sacrifices
to an earthworm UMA?
**[21:03] ---**
Now, Great Serpent Lord!
Please feast on those three there!
**[21:09] ---**
Hey! Gimme a break, damn hag!
**[21:12] ---**
That's not a god you're worshipping!
**[21:15] ---**
That's just a man-eating earthworm!
**[21:18] ---**
Be appeased...
**[21:21] ---**
Be appeased...
**[21:31] ---**
It ate them!
**[21:33] ---**
What are we gonna do about this?
**[21:34] ---**
There's no way we can
defeat something like this!
**[21:37] ---**
This is definitely bad.
**[21:40] ---**
Let's hide inside a house for now!
**[21:42] ---**
Yeah, we can't stay outside.
**[21:51] ---**
Both of you, hurry!
**[21:53] ---**
That thing will spot you!
**[22:00] ---**
What's wrong? Are both of you okay?
**[23:52] ---**
Everyone, let's go!
**[23:53] ---**
Yeah!
**[23:54] ---**
The savage legend of the Great Serpent!
**[23:57] ---**
Naki Kito! Work at hand never fails!
**[24:00] ---**
That which is born from evil conventions...
Its name is...
**[24:04] ---**
Next episode, "The Evil Eye"!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 14 THE EVIL EYE
# 14 - The Evil Eye
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**[00:52] ---**
Okarun!
**[01:08] ---**
Okarun! What's wrong? Are you okay?
**[01:14] ---**
Crap!
**[01:26] ---**
*Sound.*
**[01:27] ---**
*It's reacting to sound.*
**[01:33] ---**
*But it's not reacting to our voices.*
**[01:36] ---**
*Maybe it's only picking up
the sounds vibrating around this house.*
**[01:43] ---**
Hey, stop! What are you doing?
**[01:45] ---**
Don't get in my way! Please let me die!
**[01:51] ---**
*Why...*
**[02:24] ---**
Please let me die...
**[02:30] ---**
Why?
**[02:31] ---**
What the hell is going on?
**[02:33] ---**
Let me die...
**[02:37] ---**
Momo! Don't! Stop!
**[02:42] ---**
Something stabbed me.
**[02:44] ---**
Nice one, cat!
Wait, are you okay?
**[02:46] ---**
What the hell?
**[02:47] ---**
Ouch!
**[02:49] ---**
Hey, dimwit! Tie that damn four-eyes up!
**[02:52] ---**
O-Okay!
**[02:54] ---**
I'm sorry, Okarun.
**[02:55] ---**
When you're done there,
tie her up too, dumbass!
**[02:59] ---**
I'm sorry, Momo.
**[03:02] ---**
Damn it!
**[03:03] ---**
What's going on? Why is this happening?
**[03:05] ---**
Psychic waves.
**[03:08] ---**
That earthworm is emitting psychic waves.
**[03:10] ---**
It's trying to make people
inside the house commit suicide.
**[03:14] ---**
Impossible.
**[03:15] ---**
Then, because of that thing, my parents...
**[03:18] ---**
But, if so, why am I doing fine?
**[03:21] ---**
Huh? You haven't noticed yet?
**[03:27] ---**
Momo! Stop it!
**[04:43] ---**
Ouch...
**[04:45] ---**
Come on, me.
**[04:46] ---**
Don't give up.
**[04:52] ---**
Okarun! Momo!
**[04:53] ---**
Come on, stop it!
**[04:56] ---**
I'm begging you! Snap out of it!
**[04:58] ---**
Let me die!
**[07:01] ---**
You're...
**[07:07] ---**
Jiji, cut these handcuffs!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 14
THE EVIL EYE
**[07:09] ---**
I don't know why,
but I've regained my sanity!
**[07:11] ---**
Momo! Okarun!
**[07:12] ---**
I'm sorry about this, Mr. Jiji!
**[07:14] ---**
More like, what is this guy?
**[07:17] ---**
We regained our sanity thanks to him?
**[07:22] ---**
Whoa, gross!
**[07:24] ---**
Don't look it in the eye!
**[07:27] ---**
That's Evil Eye!
**[07:29] ---**
His evil gaze will make people
go insane and commit suicide!
**[07:33] ---**
Suicide? That's the same as the psychic waves
from that earthworm!
**[07:37] ---**
Yeah. The Evil Eye's curse and the earthworm's
psychic waves are cancelling each other out!
**[07:43] ---**
I don't really get it,
but the earthworm isn't moving!
**[07:46] ---**
Okarun, get it!
**[07:48] ---**
What a drag.
**[07:50] ---**
Time to go full throttle.
**[07:58] ---**
All right! You severed its head!
**[08:00] ---**
Wait, how far did he fly off to?
**[08:07] ---**
It grew a new mouth! That's not fair!
**[08:10] ---**
Don't look it in the eye!
**[08:12] ---**
It wasn't your fault, was it?
**[08:13] ---**
My parents didn't end up like that
because of you!
**[08:18] ---**
Jiji!
**[10:06] ---**
*Just once...*
**[10:09] ---**
*I wanted to play with... the others.*
**[10:25] ---**
Huh? He's still alive?
**[10:27] ---**
He's wriggling around.
**[11:20] ---**
There's a ghost!
**[11:23] ---**
Hey! We're still eating!
**[11:25] ---**
Right there! In front of us!
There's a ghost!
**[11:28] ---**
There's no such thing.
**[12:03] ---**
*There's something down below!*
**[12:09] ---**
That was so sudden.
What will you do with the kid?
**[12:12] ---**
He's an offering
to the Great Serpent Lord.
**[12:15] ---**
We'll bury him, house and all.
**[12:19] ---**
*That's her!*
**[12:21] ---**
I feel sorry for him,
but this is to protect the village.
**[12:25] ---**
It's our duty as members of the Kito Family.
**[12:58] ---**
*I will never...*
**[13:01] ---**
*ever forgive them.*
**[13:04] ---**
*Kill...*
**[13:05] ---**
*I'll kill them.*
**[13:09] ---**
*Look this way.*
**[13:11] ---**
*Look at me!*
**[13:17] ---**
Jiji!
**[13:19] ---**
Get a grip! There's no time
to be dealing with that one!
**[13:23] ---**
What's with him? He won't get away at all!
**[13:25] ---**
Stop, Momo! He's different!
**[13:28] ---**
He's not a bad guy!
**[13:29] ---**
What, really?
**[13:31] ---**
He's been fighting alone this whole time!
**[13:34] ---**
He's been suffering all along!
**[13:36] ---**
Wait, Jiji! Where are you going?
**[13:39] ---**
Your body is down here, right?
**[13:43] ---**
Jiji, wait. What's gotten into you?
**[13:48] ---**
What the heck? The lower we go,
the older the houses get.
**[13:53] ---**
Are these all the houses that were built
right here, along the years?
**[13:57] ---**
Just you wait. I'll get you out right now.
**[14:31] ---**
What the hell is up with you?
**[14:34] ---**
What is this place?
**[14:40] ---**
You were trapped down here for so long.
**[14:43] ---**
You were protecting me this whole time?
**[14:47] ---**
Stop it!
**[14:48] ---**
Don't get any closer to him!
**[14:51] ---**
Don't show him any sympathy!
**[14:52] ---**
That guy is a yokai
that drives humans to suicide!
**[14:56] ---**
No! He's just like us!
**[15:00] ---**
He may look different,
but he's the same as us.
**[15:04] ---**
He's not the same!
You don't get it at all!
**[15:07] ---**
Hold on! Both of you, calm down!
**[15:09] ---**
What the hell is this?
**[15:20] ---**
Ouch! What was that?
**[15:23] ---**
My vision whited out for a sec.
**[15:26] ---**
Oww.
**[15:34] ---**
Whoa, crap! It's super sticky!
**[15:38] ---**
You dense turd nuggets.
**[15:40] ---**
Gimme a break!
**[15:41] ---**
What happened to your good luck?
**[15:43] ---**
My luck doesn't belong to anyone.
**[15:46] ---**
Perhaps the good luck went to the enemy.
**[15:49] ---**
What's up with that?
**[15:51] ---**
Sheesh! Where the hell did Okarun go?
**[15:57] ---**
My body is paralyzed... Can't move...
**[16:01] ---**
In any case, we have to get out of here.
**[16:09] ---**
All right!
**[16:10] ---**
Jiji, can you grab onto me?
We'll make our escape!
**[16:18] ---**
Jiji?
**[16:19] ---**
Hold on, what's wrong?
Jiji!
**[16:22] ---**
Jiji!
**[16:46] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:48] ---**
I've hated for so long.
**[16:49] ---**
I was scared,
and I thought it was your fault.
**[16:53] ---**
But you were going through so much pain.
**[16:58] ---**
I wanna play... I wanna play...
**[17:04] ---**
Huh?
**[17:11] ---**
I wanna play... Together...
**[17:15] ---**
Okay! Here we go!
**[17:17] ---**
Let's play together a whole ton!
Whatcha wanna play?
**[17:23] ---**
A lifetime isn't even enough!
**[17:25] ---**
I'll hang out with you
as much as you want!
**[17:35] ---**
You finally said it.
**[17:51] ---**
Jiji?
**[17:52] ---**
You idiot! That's why I told you!
**[17:54] ---**
You shouldn't trust Evil Eye!
**[18:01] ---**
It shocked us again!
**[18:43] ---**
Finally, I have acquired this body.
**[18:47] ---**
It's time to murder all the humans.
**[18:49] ---**
Jiji, that thing...
Is that Evil Eye's power?
**[18:52] ---**
Hey, brace yourself! Or he'll nab ya!
**[18:57] ---**
Jiji?
**[19:06] ---**
You possess a strange power.
**[19:09] ---**
You turd nugget!
Don't get cocky, scumbag!
**[19:13] ---**
You are a yokai, I see.
**[19:15] ---**
Have you become enslaved by humans?
**[19:18] ---**
Watch what you say.
**[19:20] ---**
I'll beat you to a bloody pulp!
**[19:23] ---**
Jiji! Snap out of it!
**[19:25] ---**
What happened to your usual idiotic hype?
**[19:27] ---**
Who are you speaking to?
**[19:30] ---**
This vessel is now mine.
**[19:33] ---**
I will now show humans
what they consider hell.
**[19:46] ---**
Amazing!
**[19:47] ---**
In this cursed house,
where grudges will never be rid.
**[19:51] ---**
In this cursed house, the deep grudges
of all the murdered will reject everything.
**[20:30] ---**
Damn you.
**[20:32] ---**
You keep escaping into the dirt.
**[20:40] ---**
Oww.
**[20:41] ---**
Seriously, what is going on here?
**[20:43] ---**
Why did Jiji end up like that?
**[20:45] ---**
You're really a dense one, huh?
**[20:48] ---**
Seiko mentioned it so many times.
**[20:51] ---**
Huh?
**[20:52] ---**
That guy is a genius.
**[20:54] ---**
*You've grown up into quite the genius.*
**[20:56] ---**
*Are you a genius?*
**[20:57] ---**
*You really are a genius.*
**[21:00] ---**
It's not often you see such
an ingeniously strong spiritual power.
**[21:05] ---**
And, his physical power is high on top of it.
**[21:08] ---**
Evil Eye was targeting him
to use as his vessel.
**[21:12] ---**
I wish I could have possessed him myself.
**[21:16] ---**
No way. Jiji didn't feel like that
at all back in grade school!
**[21:22] ---**
Each person has their own timing
for awakening.
**[21:24] ---**
It's only recently that you came
to that power yourself.
**[21:32] ---**
Hunker down, Momo.
**[21:35] ---**
He's not on your side.
**[22:11] ---**
Okarun.
**[22:12] ---**
You bastard, you punched Momo-chan.
**[22:15] ---**
You're not getting away with that!
**[23:52] ---**
- You won't get away with this.
- Nope, you won't.
**[23:54] ---**
Did someone do something?
**[23:55] ---**
Humans are creatures that
just accidentally mutter that sometimes.
**[23:59] ---**
I totally get it.
**[24:00] ---**
Next episode,
"You Won't Get Away With This!"
***SIGN*** EPISODE 15 YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
**[24:02] ---**
So who won't be getting away with what?
**[24:04] ---**
Wait, I feel like
we had this conversation before.
# 15 - You Won't Get Away with This!
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**[00:23] ---**
Okarun!
**[00:30] ---**
You're siding with humans, too?
**[00:33] ---**
Despite being a yokai monster?
**[00:36] ---**
You're not getting away with that.
**[00:39] ---**
But I'm runnin' for now.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 15
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
**[01:25] ---**
Thanks, Okarun! You're a lifesaver!
**[01:28] ---**
Momo-chan,
things aren't looking so good.
**[01:40] ---**
What is that?
**[01:42] ---**
Mongolian Death Worms are known
to weaken the enemy
**[01:45] ---**
by shocking it with electricity
and spraying poisonous fluids.
**[01:49] ---**
Damn that thing.
**[01:50] ---**
It's gonna hide in the dirt
and attack us with poison, huh?
**[01:53] ---**
We have to escape from here soon,
or we're in trouble!
**[01:57] ---**
Still...
**[01:59] ---**
You say escape, but...
**[02:05] ---**
The exit is way too high up there!
We can't reach it!
**[02:08] ---**
Does that earthworm have any weaknesses?
**[02:10] ---**
Sunlight!
**[02:12] ---**
Underground UMAs and underground people,
including Mongolian Death Worms,
**[02:15] ---**
have a symbiotic relationship
with bacteria,
**[02:17] ---**
so they can't withstand strong
ultraviolet light from the sun!
**[02:20] ---**
How can we lure
such a huge thing out of here?
**[02:23] ---**
What should we do?
I can't leave Jiji like that, either.
**[02:27] ---**
If we don't do something...
**[02:30] ---**
I might be able to do something
if it's just you, Miss Ayase.
**[02:34] ---**
No way!
**[02:35] ---**
There's no meaning if I escape alone!
**[02:37] ---**
But that's the only thing
we can do right now.
**[02:40] ---**
We don't have time.
**[02:42] ---**
If you can get up there, you can use a rope
or something to pull us back up.
**[02:47] ---**
What are we gonna do about Jiji?
**[02:49] ---**
He's not listening to us at all right now!
**[02:52] ---**
I will do something about Mr. Jiji!
**[02:55] ---**
So, I'm begging you!
**[02:56] ---**
You need to escape first
so you can save us!
**[03:16] ---**
I promise I'll save you.
**[03:20] ---**
Help Jiji, please.
**[03:25] ---**
Okay!
**[03:26] ---**
All right, Momo-chan...
**[03:30] ---**
Are you ready?
**[03:35] ---**
Hold on, what are you gonna do with this?
**[03:37] ---**
I'm gonna kick it with all I've got.
**[03:40] ---**
So push that chair away
with your psychic powers.
**[03:43] ---**
Huh?
**[03:44] ---**
Imagine something like a multistage rocket.
**[03:47] ---**
That's so reckless!
**[03:49] ---**
Won't that break your legs?
**[03:50] ---**
We'll do this in one go.
**[03:52] ---**
- Three...
- Wait, hold on!
**[03:54] ---**
- Two...
- Too fast!
**[03:56] ---**
One.
**[03:57] ---**
Wait!
**[04:04] ---**
Damn it!
**[04:13] ---**
You. Gotta. Be. Kidding!
**[04:28] ---**
Hurray! She made it!
**[04:31] ---**
Found you.
**[04:39] ---**
Rejoice.
**[04:41] ---**
You are the first one to die.
**[04:46] ---**
I thought I told you.
**[04:48] ---**
You're not getting away with this.
**[05:00] ---**
Oww.
**[05:01] ---**
I made it out!
**[05:06] ---**
There aren't any ropes here!
**[05:08] ---**
What should I do? Something long...
**[05:10] ---**
Where is something long?
**[05:13] ---**
This is it!
**[05:16] ---**
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
**[05:19] ---**
Hurry, damn it!
**[05:22] ---**
I got a huge haul here!
**[05:25] ---**
No, it's short!
**[05:28] ---**
Oh, sheesh! This isn't gonna work!
**[05:31] ---**
Calm down! Think!
Is there some other way?
**[05:36] ---**
Stop the poison...
**[05:38] ---**
Defeat the earthworm...
**[05:40] ---**
No, that's impossible.
**[05:52] ---**
Suicide.
**[05:55] ---**
My smartphone...
**[05:56] ---**
is gone!
**[05:58] ---**
God damn it!
**[06:02] ---**
This is it!
**[06:22] ---**
Fire!
**[06:24] ---**
Someone! Call for a fire truck!
There's a fire!
**[06:29] ---**
Someone!
**[06:32] ---**
Here they come!
**[06:33] ---**
Hang in there, Okarun.
I'll save you right now!
**[09:28] ---**
Scurrying around like a mouse...
**[09:32] ---**
You infuriate me.
**[09:38] ---**
But that's what I want.
**[09:40] ---**
I want to play my games seriously.
**[09:43] ---**
And use my entire body to the fullest.
**[09:51] ---**
That earthworm's poison.
**[09:54] ---**
It's a bit trying on this vessel.
**[09:57] ---**
It's unfortunate,
but this is where we stop.
**[10:39] ---**
You will never be able
to leave that cursed house.
**[10:50] ---**
I'm home.
**[11:18] ---**
How exhilarating!
**[11:20] ---**
After you will be that girl!
**[11:23] ---**
I will torment that supple skin,
and torture, and torture...
**[11:31] ---**
That's enough chatting.
**[11:35] ---**
There are things you shouldn't have done,
**[11:38] ---**
and you did three of them.
**[11:40] ---**
One. You harmed Momo-chan.
**[11:45] ---**
Two.
**[11:49] ---**
You violated my friend.
**[11:52] ---**
Jiji would never ever harm Momo-chan.
**[11:58] ---**
Give me back my dear friend!
**[12:18] ---**
I'm going full throttle.
**[12:22] ---**
One!
**[12:23] ---**
Two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine,
**[12:25] ---**
10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
**[12:29] ---**
One! Two, three, four,
**[12:31] ---**
5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
**[12:35] ---**
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
**[12:41] ---**
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
**[12:47] ---**
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19...
**[12:54] ---**
Twenty!
**[13:09] ---**
And the third thing
you shouldn't have done is...
**[13:15] ---**
You really pissed me off.
**[13:19] ---**
I'm seriously bummed by this.
**[13:26] ---**
Miss Ayase...
**[13:29] ---**
Help...
**[13:41] ---**
I can't...
**[13:42] ---**
I don't have time to be collapsed
in a place like this!
**[13:46] ---**
Miss Ayase might be waiting for me!
**[13:49] ---**
I have to get as high as possible
so it's easier to make an escape.
**[14:05] ---**
So heavy!
**[14:11] ---**
Turd nuggets! Damn it all!
**[14:23] ---**
Damn turd nuggets!
**[14:26] ---**
This isn't coming off at all!
**[14:28] ---**
Take this, and this, and this!
**[14:31] ---**
It's so damn sticky!
**[14:32] ---**
That turdtastic earthworm!
**[14:35] ---**
I'll kill it off!
**[14:40] ---**
Am I going to spend my entire life
in this craptastic spot?
**[14:45] ---**
No!
**[14:47] ---**
Someone help me!
**[14:51] ---**
It really is Turbo Granny's voice!
**[14:54] ---**
Weren't you with Miss Ayase?
**[14:57] ---**
Hold on a sec, I'll rescue you!
**[15:00] ---**
Hurry on with it!
**[15:03] ---**
Let's see...
**[15:04] ---**
Oh, there it is.
**[15:19] ---**
You're slow, turd nugget!
**[15:22] ---**
Hurry up and get me out, slowpoke!
**[15:24] ---**
Don't rush me.
If I trip, it's all over!
**[15:28] ---**
You're such a clumsy four-eyes!
**[15:36] ---**
Don't trip!
**[15:40] ---**
Don't trip!
**[15:42] ---**
Don't you dare trip!
**[15:46] ---**
Hyah!
**[15:53] ---**
You turd nugget!
Why are you such a useless piece of crap?
**[15:57] ---**
Help me!
**[15:58] ---**
Use my powers, you idiot!
**[16:01] ---**
Why are you even here
with that stupid mug?
**[16:03] ---**
I've already gone full throttle twice,
so I can't transform!
**[16:06] ---**
Just kiss everything goodbye then!
**[16:09] ---**
- Momo!
- Miss Ayase!
**[16:12] ---**
Help!
**[16:25] ---**
Were you the one who started the fire?
**[16:28] ---**
Huh?
**[16:29] ---**
I did, but never mind that.
**[16:31] ---**
What's more important
**[16:32] ---**
is that a group called the Kito family
has been committing murders right here!
**[16:36] ---**
This is the Enjoji residence, right?
**[16:38] ---**
Did you have a grudge against them?
**[16:40] ---**
Huh?
**[16:41] ---**
Hold on a sec, this is going nowhere!
**[16:44] ---**
You can tell me the details at the station.
**[16:47] ---**
For now, get in the car.
**[16:50] ---**
Are your parents home right now?
**[16:53] ---**
*Crap.*
**[16:55] ---**
*If I don't hurry, the sun will set!*
**[16:58] ---**
Mr. Firefighter!
That's enough for the house!
**[17:01] ---**
Spray more water on the ground!
**[17:04] ---**
Spray tons of water on the ground!
**[17:06] ---**
You! Stand back!
**[17:08] ---**
- Don't worry about the house!
- Quiet down!
**[17:11] ---**
- Let me go! Mr. Firefighter, please!
- Hurry up and get in the car!
**[17:15] ---**
Please! Spray water on the ground!
**[17:24] ---**
An earthquake!
**[17:25] ---**
It's a big one!
**[17:27] ---**
- It's getting stronger!
- Everyone, remain calm!
**[17:29] ---**
Don't move until the quaking stops!
**[17:42] ---**
Here it comes!
**[18:04] ---**
What is that?
**[18:06] ---**
Run for it!
**[18:07] ---**
All right! I made it in the nick of time!
**[18:10] ---**
The underground UMA's weakness
is sunlight!
**[18:12] ---**
If we can't pull it up by force,
we have to have it come out on its own!
**[18:18] ---**
*Oh, it's an earthworm.*
**[18:20] ---**
Momo, do you know why
earthworms come out of the soil?
**[18:24] ---**
Huh? Nope, I don't know.
**[18:27] ---**
Earthworms breathe through their skin.
**[18:29] ---**
So the day after a rainy day,
**[18:31] ---**
the soil is soaked with water
and earthworms can't breathe anymore.
**[18:36] ---**
That's why they feel distressed
and come outside.
**[18:39] ---**
But it's hot in the summer,
so they end up shriveling.
**[18:42] ---**
I see. Jiji, you're so smart.
**[18:45] ---**
That's why they call it earthworm suicide.
**[19:02] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The house is in the way.
**[19:09] ---**
This damn house has been nothing...
**[19:12] ---**
but an eyesore!
**[20:13] ---**
Did I defeat it?
**[20:20] ---**
Hey, punk.
**[20:21] ---**
Ya wanna bring it on, huh?
**[20:24] ---**
Wanna come at me, huh?
**[20:26] ---**
Hey!
**[20:30] ---**
It moved!
**[20:59] ---**
Oh, I'm alive! Mom, I'm alive!
**[21:04] ---**
You guys are alive! Good for you.
**[21:08] ---**
Damn you. How dare you do that?
**[21:11] ---**
That earthworm ate you.
**[21:13] ---**
God damn it!
**[21:16] ---**
I'm talkin' about how you did
the Great Serpent Lord in, moron!
**[21:21] ---**
Says someone who was eaten by it.
**[21:24] ---**
Sorry, but I don't have the time
to be dealing with all you guys.
**[21:28] ---**
I have to save Okarun and the others.
**[21:32] ---**
Wait, another earthquake?
**[21:38] ---**
Crap! It's a huge one!
**[21:40] ---**
Now you've done it!
**[21:48] ---**
It's all your fault, you hear?
**[21:50] ---**
You did all of this!
**[21:54] ---**
Huh?
**[22:11] ---**
You can't be serious!
**[23:52] ---**
Miss Ayase! Do you know why earthworms
come up to the surface after the rain?
**[23:55] ---**
What now?
**[23:56] ---**
Earthworms breathe through their skin,
**[23:58] ---**
so when water pools underground,
they come up to the surface to breathe.
**[23:59] ---**
Yes, I know, I heard about it from Jiji.
**[24:01] ---**
Also, when there are too many of them,
**[24:03] ---**
there is a theory they do so to avoid
overpopulation! On top of that, creatures...
**[24:03] ---**
I get it! Next episode,
"That's, Like, Way Deadly!"
***SIGN*** EPISODE 16
THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY
# 16 - That's, Like, Way Deadly
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**[00:15] ---**
*The volcano has just erupted.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 16
THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY
**[00:21] ---**
*Everyone in the surrounding areas
should evacuate immediately.*
**[00:27] ---**
*Please prioritize your lives.*
**[00:32] ---**
*The volcano has just erupted.*
**[00:41] ---**
That's why I told you!
**[00:43] ---**
Because we kept offering sacrifices,
**[00:46] ---**
the Great Serpent Lord protected
this land from the volcano!
**[00:56] ---**
But it's all over now.
**[00:58] ---**
The Great Serpent Lord has passed away.
**[01:01] ---**
All because of you!
**[01:06] ---**
"Dragon rising to heaven
will cast a rainbow,
**[01:08] ---**
and the wrath of the mountain
will engulf the village."
**[01:11] ---**
It's just like the legend says
that's been passed down in this village!
**[01:14] ---**
How are you going to take responsibility
for all this, damn you?
**[01:18] ---**
Damn it!
**[01:22] ---**
*Strange.*
**[01:24] ---**
*Earthworms can't be in the sun.*
**[01:28] ---**
*Then why is there a legend
of a dragon rising to heaven?*
**[01:32] ---**
Hey, you listening?
**[01:34] ---**
Damn it!
**[01:36] ---**
That's not it.
**[01:37] ---**
The legend isn't about
the Great Serpent at all!
**[01:40] ---**
The "dragon rising to heaven"
is a fountain!
**[01:44] ---**
That fountain was a sign that
the volcano was going to erupt.
**[01:49] ---**
People in the past knew.
**[01:52] ---**
That's why they left it behind
as a legend!
**[01:56] ---**
Though, its interpretation got warped
somewhere along the way!
**[02:03] ---**
*People who are robbed
of logical thinking due to fear*
**[02:07] ---**
*can believe in and even execute
human sacrifices.*
**[02:10] ---**
*So we don't repeat such sins,
I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.*
**[02:16] ---**
Ya wanna fight?
**[02:18] ---**
I'll hold you responsible for this!
**[02:20] ---**
You will be our human sacrifice!
**[02:22] ---**
Oh hell no! I'm not taking responsibility
for anything!
**[02:26] ---**
Human sacrifices...
**[02:29] ---**
can suck it!
**[02:40] ---**
You bitch! How dare you do that
to the corpse of the Great Serpent Lord!
**[02:45] ---**
Wait, damn you!
**[02:47] ---**
Get back here!
**[02:52] ---**
Outta my way!
**[02:53] ---**
Don't you dare try to run!
**[02:56] ---**
You little turd!
**[03:11] ---**
I won't let anyone insult
the Great Serpent Lord any longer!
**[03:26] ---**
And, there!
**[03:33] ---**
Water main, check!
**[03:38] ---**
There she is! Over there! Get her!
**[03:46] ---**
If that magma swallows up this village,
**[03:50] ---**
the Great Serpent legend
will become reality!
**[03:53] ---**
I won't let such
a crappy legend become true!
**[04:13] ---**
An earthworm is one big tube
from mouth to butt!
**[04:18] ---**
All right, let's do this!
**[04:22] ---**
Start the water spray!
**[06:14] ---**
Here it comes!
**[06:16] ---**
Hell yeah!
**[06:28] ---**
All right!
**[06:31] ---**
That earthworm's slime
is working great!
**[06:37] ---**
But the affected area is too huge!
**[06:40] ---**
Wouldn't the wildfire be more dangerous
than the magma?
**[06:53] ---**
Damn you!
**[06:55] ---**
That was close!
**[06:56] ---**
Don't you dare insult
the Great Serpent Lord any longer!
**[07:00] ---**
I'm trying to stop the lava.
Don't get in my way!
**[07:03] ---**
We're the ones who've been
protecting this land!
**[07:06] ---**
Outsiders should stay out of it!
**[07:09] ---**
I'll make you a human sacrifice
and quell the Lord Volcano's wrath!
**[07:16] ---**
Wait, you changed your god?
**[07:18] ---**
You don't care about the Great
Serpent Lord anymore?
**[07:20] ---**
Shut up, moron!
**[07:35] ---**
Oh my, I didn't think
you were Master's grandchild.
**[07:39] ---**
I am terribly sorry.
**[07:42] ---**
The priest who wants
to become a BooTuber!
**[07:45] ---**
Hey there.
**[07:47] ---**
Actually, one week ago, Master...
**[07:50] ---**
Three young'uns are headed your way,
so watch over them, will ya?
**[07:54] ---**
*Huh? Who—*
**[07:57] ---**
That's what she told me.
**[08:00] ---**
Master? Wait a sec...
**[08:02] ---**
*Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.*
**[08:06] ---**
In the past week, the only person
who visited our shrine
**[08:09] ---**
was a girl who liked Tsuchinokos.
**[08:12] ---**
So I thought she was just a tourist.
**[08:15] ---**
Please notice.
**[08:17] ---**
Bastard priest!
**[08:19] ---**
I knew I didn't like you.
**[08:21] ---**
But I didn't know you
were in cahoots with that bitch!
**[08:24] ---**
Leave this place to me,
and focus on putting out the fire!
**[08:30] ---**
Got it! Thanks!
**[08:34] ---**
Come on!
**[08:38] ---**
Crap! It feels heavier than earlier!
**[08:47] ---**
I don't know when I'll run outta gas.
**[08:50] ---**
I can't suddenly collapse like I did before!
**[08:57] ---**
No way! What is it this time?
**[09:14] ---**
Jiji!
**[09:25] ---**
Jiji! Don't!
**[09:45] ---**
Are you okay?
**[09:49] ---**
Damn you, scurrying about
and getting in the way.
**[09:53] ---**
Maybe I'll kill you off first.
**[09:57] ---**
If you keep going, you'll die!
**[09:59] ---**
I don't want to make Jiji a murderer!
**[10:03] ---**
Wait, where's Okarun?
**[10:06] ---**
What did you do with him?
**[10:07] ---**
I will only talk about what I want to.
**[10:12] ---**
I am hungry.
**[10:17] ---**
I didn't think this is how
things would turn out.
**[10:19] ---**
That guy is bad news!
**[10:21] ---**
He's too much for me to handle.
**[10:23] ---**
It's all your fault, you hear?
**[10:26] ---**
You brought in all this trouble!
**[10:29] ---**
Shut up!
**[10:30] ---**
This ain't the time
to whine about this and that!
**[10:34] ---**
We gotta do this!
**[10:43] ---**
Get down!
**[10:56] ---**
Jennifer Lopez Anaconda!
**[11:08] ---**
Priest!
**[11:11] ---**
Daisetsuzan Drop!
**[11:22] ---**
Got him!
**[11:28] ---**
Ouch!
**[11:46] ---**
It's not coming out!
**[12:12] ---**
Are you all right, Miss Momo Ayase?
**[12:19] ---**
Mantisian?
**[12:21] ---**
I came here to help!
**[12:23] ---**
Why are you here? What about your son?
**[12:25] ---**
Can I tell you later?
**[12:34] ---**
Damn, this thing's slow!
***SIGN*** *Descending from the heavens,
we are children of the stars*
**[12:41] ---**
Wha...
***SIGN*** *Embracing all,
let us go to the end of the universe*
**[12:44] ---**
Install an elevator next time!
***SIGN*** *Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Taro!*
**[12:48] ---**
I'm floating! So scary!
**[12:51] ---**
You're a man! Quit your whining!
***SIGN*** *Descending from the heavens,
we are children of the stars*
**[12:57] ---**
Hurry and get me down!
**[12:59] ---**
Grandma?
***SIGN*** *Embracing all,
let us go to the end of the universe*
**[13:05] ---**
This is a pain in the ass.
***SIGN*** *Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Taro!*
**[13:08] ---**
Damn it.
***SIGN*** *Let's all look up at the stars*
***SIGN*** *See? Now we've all become friends*
***SIGN*** *Fly away, fly away,
all the way beyond the sky*
***SIGN*** *Our shooting star carrying all our wishes*
***SIGN*** *Fly away, fly away,
to the end of the universe*
***SIGN*** *Our shooting star carrying all our wishes*
**[13:40] ---**
Master!
**[13:41] ---**
Manjiro!
**[13:43] ---**
The Tokami Emitame!
***SIGN*** *Seiko, Seiko, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Seiko!*
**[13:45] ---**
Yes'm!
**[13:47] ---**
Taro, charge on my command!
**[13:49] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** *You can do it, Seiko!*
**[13:51] ---**
Let's go, Kappa!
**[14:36] ---**
Taro!
**[14:43] ---**
All right!
**[16:00] ---**
Captured it.
**[16:04] ---**
Let's go home.
***SIGN*** *Fly away, fly away,
cold, hot springs furikake*
***SIGN*** *Crash land on our home planet*
***SIGN*** *Keep going, keep on going,
as far as you can go*
***SIGN*** *A flying star carrying a big corpse*
**[16:33] ---**
Daddy, is this okay?
**[16:36] ---**
Well done, Chiquitita!
Keep going and put out the fires!
**[16:47] ---**
I told you beforehand.
**[16:49] ---**
And you left it alone
until it got this bad, damn it!
**[16:53] ---**
My apologies!
**[16:54] ---**
Your communication was sloppy
to begin with, Master!
**[16:57] ---**
I'd like you to praise me for helping
with only that much to go on!
**[17:01] ---**
You're not half bad.
**[17:04] ---**
Thanks!
**[17:05] ---**
And you need to be kind
to the stray model, too.
**[17:08] ---**
We were able to seal it away
thanks to Taro.
**[17:11] ---**
I didn't hear anything about this!
**[17:13] ---**
What are you gonna do
about my internal organs?
**[17:15] ---**
You can just toss that
into a grocery store bag or something.
**[17:18] ---**
Hey, Momo. What happened
to four-eyes and the cat?
**[17:21] ---**
Huh?
**[17:23] ---**
Looks like Miss Momo isn't around.
**[17:34] ---**
*You need to escape first
so you can save us!*
**[17:46] ---**
There it is!
**[17:48] ---**
Crap, I can't draw out my psychic powers!
**[17:50] ---**
Miss Ayase, stand back!
**[18:02] ---**
Okarun!
**[18:25] ---**
Miss Ayase, this might...
**[18:32] ---**
No way.
**[18:40] ---**
No...
**[18:42] ---**
This can't be...
**[18:52] ---**
Chiquitita!
Put that slime into the magma!
**[18:55] ---**
Miss Ayase, what do you intend to do?
**[18:58] ---**
I'm going in!
**[19:00] ---**
You can't! It's dangerous!
**[19:02] ---**
If you did that, you would also...
**[19:05] ---**
I would also what?
**[19:07] ---**
I promised to save him!
**[19:09] ---**
Okarun is waiting for me!
**[19:11] ---**
Please wait!
**[19:13] ---**
I won't put this slime in the magma.
**[19:17] ---**
There's no need for you
to enter the magma.
**[19:21] ---**
You don't have to die in vain.
**[19:26] ---**
Why would you say something like that?
**[19:29] ---**
Hurry up and do it!
**[19:31] ---**
- Miss Ayase, it's dangerous!
- You tell him too, Mantisian!
**[19:33] ---**
Hurry! Please! I'm begging you!
**[19:37] ---**
Save Okarun!
**[20:13] ---**
Not hot!
**[20:15] ---**
At all!
**[20:32] ---**
Miss Ayase.
**[20:35] ---**
I believed in you...
**[20:38] ---**
That you'd save me.
**[20:44] ---**
Hot!
**[20:46] ---**
Turd nuggets!
**[20:49] ---**
You took your sweet little time
with the rescue, moron!
**[20:51] ---**
- You're a useless moron!
- Turbo Granny! I forgot about you!
**[20:54] ---**
If I hadn't tried to save Turbo Granny,
I might've been dead by now.
**[21:03] ---**
The area around the room...
**[21:05] ---**
was protected by
the Mongolian Death Worm's mucus.
**[21:08] ---**
It held back the magma from entering.
**[21:13] ---**
That's right! Where's Mr. Jiji?
**[21:15] ---**
He's not in the magma, right?
**[21:17] ---**
It's fine.
**[21:19] ---**
I don't know how,
but he got outside on his own.
**[21:24] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[21:28] ---**
I'm sorry. I said that
I would handle Mr. Jiji,
**[21:33] ---**
but I couldn't do anything after all.
**[21:46] ---**
I'm sorry! That wasn't on purpose!
**[21:49] ---**
I'll back away immediately...
**[21:58] ---**
I'm the one who should be sorry.
**[22:02] ---**
I told you that I'd save you.
**[22:07] ---**
But I couldn't do anything.
**[22:12] ---**
Thank goodness...
**[22:15] ---**
you're alive.
**[23:52] ---**
*Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita,
Chiquitita, do you have a dream?*
**[23:58] ---**
*Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,
Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,*
**[24:03] ---**
- There's another episode, deez!
*- Sh-Shy my chotchiki for you, Chiquitita!*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 17 WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!
# 17 - We Can All Stay There Together!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[00:10] ---**
*Though wise, working under us in battle,
oh no, as tragedy is written,*
**[00:17] ---**
*the loving son never falters, and sees
only passion of the soul as precious.*
**[00:25] ---**
*Farewell friend and loved one,*
**[00:27] ---**
*may you not rest in peace but
instead as the candle in the wind,*
**[00:33] ---**
*taking hold of the strained dark soils
to unleash as a rainbow.*
**[00:44] ---**
A waste of time.
**[00:49] ---**
*Though wise, working under us in battle,
oh no, as tragedy is written,*
**[00:55] ---**
*the loving son never falters, and sees
only passion of the soul as precious.*
**[01:02] ---**
*Farewell friend and loved one,*
**[01:04] ---**
*may you not rest in peace but
instead as the candle in the wind,*
**[01:09] ---**
*taking hold of the strained dark soils
to unleash as a rainbow.*
**[01:20] ---**
A waste of time!
**[02:52] ---**
Time to eat!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 17
WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!
**[03:03] ---**
Delish!
**[03:05] ---**
So, why didn't you call me for this one?
**[03:07] ---**
I'm the leader, you know!
**[03:09] ---**
Why the hell are you here?
You didn't work, so you can't eat!
**[03:13] ---**
What happened to the Rokken Sect?
**[03:13] ---**
Don't you know?
One who doth not work doth not eat!
**[03:15] ---**
I haven't contacted them
at all recently, so I don't know.
**[03:16] ---**
What was that?
**[03:23] ---**
Milk is tasty, deez.
**[03:24] ---**
I'm glad, deez.
**[03:26] ---**
Am I allowed to eat, too?
**[03:28] ---**
More like, why are you back?
**[03:30] ---**
I told you to never come back
to Earth again!
**[03:35] ---**
I was grateful when I was given a cow, deez.
**[03:39] ---**
but it didn't produce any milk,
so I didn't have a choice but to return.
**[03:45] ---**
Besides, our [@@@@] is filled
**[03:48] ---**
with a watery substance called
[L@@] that sends oxygen directly to our lungs.
**[03:53] ---**
What?
**[03:54] ---**
So it's difficult to milk the cow, deez.
**[03:55] ---**
Huh? What? You breathe with your lungs,
but you live underwater?
**[03:58] ---**
But Chiquitita can't survive unless
he constantly drinks milk, deez.
**[04:04] ---**
And so we decided to live on Earth, deez.
**[04:07] ---**
Um! Directly sending oxygen
to the lungs?
**[04:09] ---**
Are you saying you live
on a perfluorocarbon-based planet?
**[04:12] ---**
We can't stay here, deez?
**[04:12] ---**
Can you please tell me the details,
Mr. Mantisian? Please!
**[04:14] ---**
That's not true. You can stay here
as long as you want.
**[04:18] ---**
They're no good.
**[04:21] ---**
They've gotten too old.
**[04:22] ---**
If so, I can't arrange
for a hayashi performance right now.
**[04:26] ---**
We have no choice.
**[04:28] ---**
I feel sorry for Jiji, but I guess
he'll stay like that for a while.
**[04:31] ---**
Even if we had a hayashi performance,
**[04:33] ---**
could we fully exorcise it?
**[04:35] ---**
It's one thing if it's only Evil Eye.
**[04:37] ---**
But Mr. Jiji's spiritual power is too strong,
so I don't know if we can separate them.
**[04:41] ---**
Even if we could, Mr. Jiji might be left
with some lasting effects.
**[04:50] ---**
Hot!
**[04:51] ---**
What the hell are you doing?
**[04:53] ---**
- Don't waste food!
- Come on, Taro.
**[04:55] ---**
Hot, hot!
**[04:56] ---**
Wait, hold up! It's pitch black!
**[04:58] ---**
Where is everyone? Where is this place?
**[05:01] ---**
Come on, Taro.
Are you messing around?
**[05:04] ---**
It's not me!
**[05:05] ---**
Momo? Are you there?
**[05:07] ---**
Jiji?
**[05:08] ---**
Jiji, are you back?
**[05:09] ---**
Momo?
**[05:10] ---**
Wait!
**[05:11] ---**
Evil spirits use people's voices to trick you.
**[05:14] ---**
Don't release the seal yet.
**[05:18] ---**
Taro, open up your face.
**[05:20] ---**
Slowly.
**[05:27] ---**
No, which is it?
**[05:28] ---**
I can't tell because
he's making a weird face.
**[05:30] ---**
Mr. Jiji?
**[05:31] ---**
Momo! Okarun! You're okay?
**[05:34] ---**
I'm so glad!
I was super worried about you!
**[05:37] ---**
Auntie is here, too. I'm so glad!
You're as beautiful as ever!
**[05:41] ---**
Looks like he's the real deal.
**[05:43] ---**
Grandma, what does this all mean?
**[05:45] ---**
Momo, fetch me some cold water.
**[05:52] ---**
Bastards. I'll kill you all!
**[06:02] ---**
Oww! Hot!
Hold on, what? The heck?
**[06:05] ---**
I see.
**[06:07] ---**
This is pretty troublesome.
**[06:16] ---**
In other words... What?
**[06:21] ---**
*Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.*
**[06:25] ---**
*The frolicking love is a carp in a pond.*
**[06:28] ---**
*Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.*
**[06:28] ---**
When you splash him with cold water,
he's Evil Eye.
**[06:31] ---**
*The bream in your heart
wants to be embraced.*
**[06:31] ---**
And when it's hot water,
he goes back to Jiji?
**[06:34] ---**
*Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.*
**[06:39] ---**
Oww!
**[06:41] ---**
Hold on a sec!
I'm the one who's feeling the pain!
**[06:44] ---**
More like, how long
do I have to lend my body?
**[06:44] ---**
Stop fooling around!
**[06:47] ---**
I can't be lovey-dovey with Hana like this!
**[06:50] ---**
Sorry!
**[06:51] ---**
I'm not letting you see Hana for a while.
**[06:53] ---**
What?! Ms. Seiko! Why is that?
**[06:56] ---**
To begin with, our curfew is 10 o'clock.
**[06:59] ---**
I don't wanna let Hana
see some weird guy late at night.
**[07:02] ---**
Ten o'clock is way too early!
**[07:04] ---**
More importantly, Jiji, I'm sorry.
**[07:08] ---**
You too, Momo and Four-Eyes.
**[07:10] ---**
If I knew Evil Eye was there,
I wouldn't have let you go by yourselves.
**[07:14] ---**
This is my responsibility.
**[07:17] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:18] ---**
Hey, quit it. It's not like you.
**[07:20] ---**
I asked you for help,
so please don't apologize.
**[07:24] ---**
Sheesh, you guys are all softies.
**[07:26] ---**
You really think you can keep Evil Eye in check?
**[07:29] ---**
Evil Eye was originally a mountain spirit.
**[07:32] ---**
Mountain spirits are at the level
of being revered as gods.
**[07:38] ---**
If an ordinary human
were to get possessed,
**[07:40] ---**
they'd go insane. Their cells
would break down, and they'd die.
**[07:44] ---**
That's why they only go after humans
with high spiritual power.
**[07:58] ---**
In that respect, he's the ultimate vessel.
**[08:02] ---**
Evil Eye is like a newborn baby right now.
**[08:06] ---**
We happened to escape from danger
this time,
**[08:09] ---**
but he's only going to get stronger.
**[08:11] ---**
Eventually, you won't be able to hold him back.
**[08:14] ---**
For now, Jiji, make sure to stay
within sight of someone at all times.
**[08:18] ---**
I'll have Manjiro watch over you, too.
***SIGN*** KAMIGOE CITY
**[08:22] ---**
Don't leave Kamigoe City
until we perform the exorcism.
**[08:26] ---**
We won't be able to utilize
the barrier's power if you do.
**[08:29] ---**
That, and Taro's barrier won't last long.
**[08:33] ---**
An evil spirit at Evil Eye's level
can form resistance to barriers.
**[08:37] ---**
Also, we'll have to use these.
**[08:40] ---**
Everyone, make sure to keep
a hot water thermos on you.
**[08:44] ---**
So you can splash him at any time.
**[08:50] ---**
Jiji, I want you to be extra careful, too.
**[08:53] ---**
When you wash hands, when you
drink water, and on rainy days.
**[08:56] ---**
Just a tiny bit of cold water
and you'll transform.
**[09:03] ---**
*It's time to murder all the humans.*
**[09:09] ---**
I never want to go through that again.
**[09:11] ---**
Right.
**[09:15] ---**
We have to do our best
until the exorcism is complete.
**[09:19] ---**
Where're you gonna live, Mantisian?
**[09:21] ---**
I decided to be a live-in worker
at a dairy farm nearby, deez.
**[09:26] ---**
It's all thanks to Ms. Seiko, deez.
**[09:28] ---**
Thanks for coming to help us out.
**[09:30] ---**
If something happens,
please call for me again, deez.
**[09:34] ---**
Um, Mr. Mantisian?
**[09:35] ---**
How does that UFO fly?
**[09:37] ---**
Is it like an anti-gravity
propulsion machine?
**[09:38] ---**
So cute!
**[09:40] ---**
It's [@@K], deez.
**[09:44] ---**
By the way, Mantisian,
what's your name?
**[09:47] ---**
Let's see, by terran pronunciation...
**[09:51] ---**
It's Peeny Weeny, deez.
**[10:02] ---**
Bye-bye, deez!
**[10:05] ---**
See ya, Mantisian!
**[10:06] ---**
Mr. Mantisian,
please let me ride it next time!
**[10:09] ---**
Chiqui-chan, I'll see you again!
Shrimp can go home, though!
**[10:32] ---**
More like, they're going home on the UFO?
**[10:34] ---**
They're really close by, too.
**[10:38] ---**
How long until we get to the hospital
that Jiji's parents are in?
**[10:41] ---**
I had them transferred over here,
so about ten minutes.
**[10:45] ---**
Taro, you're wearing your clothes inside out.
**[10:47] ---**
Shut up! Normally I prefer to be buck naked.
**[10:50] ---**
Got your thermoses?
**[10:52] ---**
Got it!
**[10:53] ---**
Hot water?
**[10:54] ---**
In there!
**[10:55] ---**
Okarun.
**[10:56] ---**
Ready to go!
**[10:56] ---**
Okay!
**[11:03] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[11:05] ---**
It's fine. You're worrying too much.
**[11:07] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[11:10] ---**
C'mon. Put your hand here.
**[11:13] ---**
Okay.
**[11:52] ---**
Um, Miss Ayase, what are you doing?
**[11:58] ---**
What? I haven't been doing anything.
**[12:01] ---**
Well, I mean your hand is...
I don't know the game or its rules, so...
**[12:06] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[12:10] ---**
Hey, Momo!
**[12:12] ---**
Taro won't listen to me at all!
Please, talk to him!
**[12:16] ---**
Shut up!
**[12:17] ---**
I can't move my body,
so Taro needs to move like I do!
**[12:21] ---**
What a pain in the ass.
**[12:23] ---**
Now, let's go! Ready...
**[12:26] ---**
That's completely wrong!
**[12:28] ---**
Like I'd know, moron! This is my body,
so I'll move however I want!
**[12:31] ---**
More like was it okay not getting a gift
for Jiji's parents?
**[12:37] ---**
Crap! Is there a supermarket nearby?
***SIGN*** PRODUCE
***SIGN*** WE HAVE EVERYTHING SUPERMARKET
**[12:41] ---**
There's one near the hospital.
**[12:44] ---**
A lifesaver!
**[12:45] ---**
I hope they're getting better.
**[12:47] ---**
They're always hyper and too rowdy,
so them being sick is just right.
**[12:52] ---**
Isn't that a bit cold?
Are you trying to act tough?
**[12:55] ---**
Of course not. Why would I?
I'm not that worried to begin with!
**[13:12] ---**
I'm glad they look well.
**[13:15] ---**
Yup!
**[13:16] ---**
More like, why're you standing so still?
**[13:18] ---**
Taro, make sure to react accordingly!
**[13:21] ---**
You say that, but it's hard
to move just your body!
**[13:24] ---**
Don't look away!
**[13:26] ---**
Oh, now you did it!
**[13:28] ---**
That's cringy.
**[13:29] ---**
Give me my body back.
**[13:31] ---**
*...there are no casualties
as a result of this eruption.*
**[13:35] ---**
*And according to the weather bureau,*
***SIGN*** DEATHS: 0 INJURED: 0
MAINTAINING ALERT LEVEL FOUR
**[13:37] ---**
*the wildfires have been contained,
but they will stay at alert level four.*
**[13:44] ---**
*And the next news...*
***SIGN*** HEINOUS! SUSPICION OF CONFINEMENT AND MURDER
NINE ARRESTED
**[13:45] ---**
*Juichi Kito and nine others
living in Daija Town*
**[13:48] ---**
*have been arrested with charges of murder
and illegal confinement.*
***SIGN*** NAKI KITO (AGE UNKNOWN)
WANTED FOR SUSPICION OF THEFT, ARSON,
ATTEMPTED MURDER, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRIMES.
**[13:51] ---**
*The suspected ringleader
Naki Kito, age unknown,*
**[13:55] ---**
*is still on the run, and police
are seeking her whereabouts.*
**[14:03] ---**
Damn it.
**[14:11] ---**
God damn it!
**[14:15] ---**
I spent 200 years growing it that big!
**[14:39] ---**
Damn it!
**[14:41] ---**
Damn it!
**[14:44] ---**
God damn it!
**[15:06] ---**
You're not getting away with this,
Momo Ayase!
**[15:22] ---**
You've turned all of us subterraneans
into your enemy!
**[15:33] ---**
Okarun!
**[15:39] ---**
Let's go together!
**[15:42] ---**
Miss Ayase.
**[15:43] ---**
Good morning.
**[15:45] ---**
How is Mr. Jiji doing?
**[15:47] ---**
Oh, not good.
**[15:50] ---**
It looks like Evil Eye
is getting used to the barrier.
**[15:53] ---**
When will you be able to go through
with the exorcism thing?
**[15:55] ---**
I don't know.
It doesn't seem like an ordinary exorcism.
**[15:59] ---**
You know those hayashi performances
at festivals, right?
**[16:18] ---**
They wanna do that to entertain Evil Eye
so it'll be easier to pull him out.
**[16:22] ---**
I see.
**[16:24] ---**
But apparently, nobody is willing
to actually perform the hayashi.
**[16:29] ---**
Then, when Taro's barrier no longer works,
we have to go against Evil Eye again?
**[16:34] ---**
We'll have to hold him down.
**[16:37] ---**
And so, there's something
I want to ask you, Okarun.
**[16:41] ---**
What is it?
**[16:43] ---**
Hey.
**[16:46] ---**
Where's Jiji?
He's not with you?
**[16:46] ---**
- Wait! What's with all this?
- Give Momo back to us.
**[16:47] ---**
Miko! Seeing your face calms me down.
**[16:51] ---**
What's with you?
**[16:52] ---**
I've returned to reality!
**[16:55] ---**
More like, wasn't that volcano wicked?
**[16:58] ---**
Did you see that eruption?
**[17:00] ---**
Sorry, I don't
wanna talk about that right now.
**[17:03] ---**
Huh? Why?
I thought you'd like stuff like that.
**[17:06] ---**
I mean, look at this!
**[17:07] ---**
There was a UFO sighting near the volcano!
**[17:10] ---**
Huh? What about the giant earthworm?
**[17:12] ---**
What's that? An alien?
**[17:15] ---**
Like, why don't you buy a smartphone already?
I can't contact you at all!
**[17:19] ---**
Don't got any dough.
**[17:21] ---**
Grandma buys me uniforms and stuff,
but she won't shell out for a smartphone.
**[17:34] ---**
*I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.*
**[17:36] ---**
*So please don't speak badly
of Momo Ayase.*
**[17:45] ---**
Hey, Aira.
**[17:47] ---**
Come hang out with me for a bit.
**[17:49] ---**
What is it, Miss Ayase?
**[17:51] ---**
Come on now, quit the terrible acting.
Just come on over here.
**[17:54] ---**
Hold on, let me go!
What are you going to do?
**[17:57] ---**
Shut up! Quit yer whining and come here!
This way, come on!
**[18:00] ---**
No!
**[18:01] ---**
Do you want to die?
**[18:03] ---**
Stop being all chummy with me
in front of my entire class!
**[18:06] ---**
There she is. That's the Aira I know.
**[18:10] ---**
Just being friendly with the likes of you
drops my popularity.
**[18:14] ---**
You're different, Takakura.
I'm glad you spoke to me.
**[18:18] ---**
So, what do you want to talk about?
**[18:22] ---**
So yeah. Okarun and Aira.
**[18:26] ---**
I want both of you
to sleep over at my place.
**[18:30] ---**
I'd feel reassured if you two
were around if Jiji turns back into Evil Eye.
**[18:35] ---**
Of course Grandma is with me, but it's not like
she can watch over him 24 hours a day.
**[18:39] ---**
Right now, while I'm at school,
Manjiro is helping her take care of Jiji.
**[18:44] ---**
So I'd like them to rest
as much as they can at night.
**[18:49] ---**
Well, we really have no choice
about this. Really, no choice.
**[18:53] ---**
This is absolutely the worst.
I mean, gosh. It makes me sick!
**[18:58] ---**
We really can't do anything about it.
I guess I'll have to go.
**[19:02] ---**
Why did it end up this way?
This is really the pits! Man, I hate it!
**[19:07] ---**
If you can't, you don't have to—
**[19:09] ---**
We'll sleep over!
**[19:10] ---**
All right! How about starting tonight?
**[19:13] ---**
Tonight? Geez, what should I do?
**[19:16] ---**
If you have plans with your friends,
you can come over anytime after.
**[19:20] ---**
I don't have plans like that.
**[19:24] ---**
If you got beef with your friends because of me,
you don't have to force yourself to hang with us.
**[19:31] ---**
Why're you telling me things like that?
**[19:35] ---**
You don't have anything to do with this,
and it's all my fault, anyway.
**[19:42] ---**
Oh, an arm fell off.
**[19:44] ---**
Auntie, what should I do?
There's smoke coming out, too!
**[19:51] ---**
I guess it's finally time.
**[19:53] ---**
Taro, you can release yourself now.
Great job.
**[19:59] ---**
Yow.
**[20:01] ---**
Man, that was rough.
**[20:04] ---**
Thank you, Taro. You're a lifesaver!
**[20:07] ---**
Jiji, from here, we have no aid.
**[20:07] ---**
Okay, stand! This way! Over here!
**[20:09] ---**
Towards the voice!
The voice, not that way! Left! Left!
**[20:10] ---**
You need to be careful of water
more than ever before.
**[20:12] ---**
Make sure to wash your hands
with hot water.
**[20:14] ---**
Yes'm!
**[20:14] ---**
No, wrong way!
**[20:16] ---**
Stop! Stop! Ouch!
**[20:18] ---**
I'm home!
**[20:18] ---**
That's a pillar!
**[20:19] ---**
Oh, perfect timing for her return.
**[20:21] ---**
I brought everyone over.
**[20:22] ---**
Pardon me.
**[20:24] ---**
Okarun! I missed you!
**[20:27] ---**
Looks like you're doing well.
**[20:28] ---**
- This way, over here! This way!
- Huh? Taro's not on you.
**[20:34] ---**
Oh, this is the pits. I'm really sick of it.
**[20:38] ---**
Aira-chan! You're such a cutie as always!
**[20:42] ---**
Thanks. Can you carry my stuff?
**[20:44] ---**
Cutie, cutie, you're such a cutie!
Cutie, cutie, cutie, whoo!
**[20:46] ---**
Taro, are you all right?
**[20:47] ---**
Hey, Momo.
**[20:49] ---**
Hey, where do I hang my coat?
**[20:51] ---**
Every last one of you, carry a thermos.
**[20:54] ---**
When Jiji transforms,
splash hot water right away.
**[20:57] ---**
I'll take the red one.
**[20:58] ---**
Momo!
**[20:59] ---**
And we're gonna eat now,
so get the table out.
**[21:03] ---**
Taro, are you okay?
**[21:05] ---**
I'm going to rest for a little bit.
**[21:07] ---**
Hey, Momo, where did you put
my fluffy cushion?
**[21:11] ---**
Hell if I know.
**[21:13] ---**
Mr. Jiji, how are you faring physically?
**[21:15] ---**
*I should be able to fly the skies, too.*
**[21:23] ---**
Time to eat!
**[21:26] ---**
What toner do you usually use?
**[21:28] ---**
SKK Gold Experience.
**[21:29] ---**
Looks tasty! Hot!
**[21:31] ---**
Pricey! Can I try some later?
**[21:34] ---**
Okarun, let's play Smash Bruh later.
**[21:34] ---**
What about your moisturizing milk?
**[21:35] ---**
- Same brand.
- Expensive!
**[21:36] ---**
I'm really good at it.
**[21:38] ---**
All right.
Why don't we all play it together, then?
**[21:41] ---**
Momo, my fluffy cushion...
**[21:44] ---**
I said, hell if I know.
**[21:46] ---**
Hey, Four-Eyes. Pass the soy sauce.
***SIGN*** SAUCE
***SIGN*** SOY SAUCE
**[21:48] ---**
Oh, sure.
***SIGN*** SAUCE
**[21:57] ---**
Not that one.
***SIGN*** SOY SAUCE
**[21:59] ---**
Oh, right.
***SIGN*** SAUCE
***SIGN*** SOY SAUCE
**[23:52] ---**
- Sleepovers equals love stories, right?
- You mean ghost stories.
**[23:54] ---**
- I'll go first.
- Listen to me.
**[23:56] ---**
If we're talking love,
then it's Takakura, and then...
**[23:58] ---**
You wanna hear a ghost story?
**[23:59] ---**
You've heard that ghosts
**[24:01] ---**
tend to gather by the waterside,
and impure ghosts yearn for dryness.
**[24:03] ---**
Wow, you're so smart!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 18 WE BECAME A FAMILY
**[24:05] ---**
So annoying.
# 18 - We Became a Family
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[00:20] ---**
Damn you!
**[00:23] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[00:28] ---**
How many times do you have to do this
before you're satisfied?
**[00:30] ---**
We're always telling you
to wash your hands with hot water.
**[00:33] ---**
Don't be so hard on him.
Jiji is doing his best, too.
**[00:37] ---**
Okarun, are you okay?
**[00:39] ---**
Yes, somehow.
**[00:41] ---**
Okarun, I'm so sorry!
**[00:43] ---**
Please, don't worry about it at all.
**[00:45] ---**
Evil Eye has gotten
a lot stronger than before.
**[00:49] ---**
Hey, Grandma,
isn't this getting a bit out of hand?
**[00:52] ---**
Jiji can't be careful
about everything, either!
**[00:56] ---**
Yeah. We might not have
a house anymore by tomorrow.
**[01:00] ---**
Don't wanna hear that "might"!
**[01:26] ---**
Pardon the intrusion!
**[01:32] ---**
If you're gonna intrude, go home.
**[01:34] ---**
Okey-dokey.
**[01:37] ---**
When are the hayashi folks coming?
**[01:40] ---**
Who knows?
**[01:41] ---**
Why don't we at least
settle on a formation?
**[01:43] ---**
We're all over the place, especially Aira.
**[01:45] ---**
Huh? I'm the leader!
You need to follow me!
**[01:49] ---**
If we followed a dumbass,
we'd all go down!
**[01:52] ---**
What was that? You pig head!
**[01:54] ---**
- Ugly, ugly, ugly!
- Pig, pig, pig!
**[01:56] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[02:00] ---**
Would this happen to be
Ms. Seiko Ayase's residence?
**[02:05] ---**
So what if it is?
**[02:06] ---**
Oh, so it is.
**[02:08] ---**
Um, we are...
**[02:09] ---**
...the ones who received your request.
***SIGN*** PATARSON
***SIGN*** YOSHIKICHI
***SIGN*** HIDEJI
***SIGN*** TOSHIRO
**[02:12] ---**
We are HAYASii.
**[02:18] ---**
We are HAYASii!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 18
WE BECAME A FAMILY
**[03:58] ---**
If that's the case, then just say so.
**[04:01] ---**
We do have an image to maintain,
so we're sorry.
**[04:20] ---**
Wicked.
**[04:21] ---**
This is different from what I thought,
and it's getting me hyped up!
**[04:24] ---**
So awesome!
**[04:26] ---**
You're kidding me.
**[04:27] ---**
Are they spirit mediums?
**[04:29] ---**
Nope. They can't even sense spirits.
**[04:32] ---**
- But their performance is the real deal.
- Test, test. Mic check.
**[04:35] ---**
They have the power to echo their sounds
into the spiritual world.
**[04:40] ---**
Besides, if they can't sense spirits...
**[04:45] ---**
they won't get dragged along
by evil spirits during an exorcism.
**[05:01] ---**
Whoa, oh no!
**[05:24] ---**
All right, you bastards!
Let's put some spirit into this!
**[05:30] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:31] ---**
I said, let's put some spirit into this!
Come on!
**[05:34] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:35] ---**
All right, bring it on! Let's go!
**[05:38] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:39] ---**
Are you all ready?!
**[05:41] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:05] ---**
Time for an exorcism!
**[06:17] ---**
Time for an exorcism!
**[06:29] ---**
*Dark and corroded world in despair
Ravenous beasts are wandering*
**[06:35] ---**
*Lying in wait for me like a hex
Blackest of destinations*
**[06:52] ---**
*Echoing through the frostbitten sky
Song of the grimmest lullaby*
**[06:57] ---**
*Pain that you suffered, plain from your scars
Hark, I can hear your requiem*
**[07:03] ---**
*Starting to crumble down
In a cacophony of screams*
**[07:09] ---**
*Spirit in lunacy
Coming apart at the seams*
**[07:14] ---**
*HUNTING SOUL, Insatiate and wild
Roaming the land for a blood sacrifice*
**[07:19] ---**
*HUNTING SOUL, Night after night
So go to sleep if you dare*
**[07:29] ---**
In the back! Are you watching?
**[07:35] ---**
I won't leave anyone behind!
**[07:44] ---**
Let's go!
**[07:51] ---**
Bring it on!
**[07:53] ---**
Stop it!
**[07:57] ---**
*Pallid the wasteland, Filling the air
Howls of a fallen angel*
**[08:02] ---**
Momo! Hold Jiji down!
**[08:02] ---**
*Wings that are twisted, Ready to break
Yearning for something true to love*
**[08:03] ---**
Use your psychic powers.
Don't get near him!
**[08:05] ---**
I know!
**[08:08] ---**
*Into oblivion
Feeling it call unto thee*
**[08:14] ---**
Don't erase him!
**[08:14] ---**
*Now uncontrollable
Feral is your JEALOUSY*
**[08:18] ---**
*This is...*
**[08:19] ---**
Don't kill Evil Eye!
**[08:21] ---**
*No more pain*
**[08:24] ---**
Hey! Put some spirit into it!
**[08:29] ---**
I promised I would play with him!
**[08:33] ---**
He just wanted to play with someone!
**[08:36] ---**
He was trapped all that time,
**[08:38] ---**
but he kept dreaming of the day
that he'd get to play with someone.
**[08:41] ---**
He even practiced dancing, but now
that he's out, he's just going to die again?
**[08:50] ---**
That's way too sad!
**[08:53] ---**
I'll try really hard
and not use cold water anymore!
**[08:57] ---**
So please! Please don't kill Evil Eye!
**[09:01] ---**
*HUNTING SOUL, Fire aglow
Scorching the earth as it crosses the skies*
**[09:07] ---**
Please!
**[09:07] ---**
*HUNTING SOUL, LOSING CONTROL
CHASIN' YOU DOWN TO THE END*
**[09:12] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[09:27] ---**
HUNTING SOUL!
**[09:45] ---**
Um...
**[09:49] ---**
Call it off.
**[09:51] ---**
No exorcism.
**[09:54] ---**
I'll have Evil Eye join my family.
**[09:58] ---**
Huh? What? What did you just say?
**[10:02] ---**
Sorry to do this after coming
all the way here, but you can go home now.
**[10:07] ---**
Oh, I see. I understand.
**[10:13] ---**
You sure, Grandma?
**[10:14] ---**
You heard Jiji.
Can't do anything about it.
**[10:18] ---**
I personally like that kind of spirit in Jiji.
**[10:24] ---**
Then, what? We have to keep
taking care of this guy forever?
**[10:28] ---**
I totally don't want to!
**[10:30] ---**
I don't want my precious time
to be wasted because of his selfishness!
**[10:38] ---**
Then, I'll learn how to hold Evil Eye back.
**[10:44] ---**
If I can become stronger
and easily hold Evil Eye back,
**[10:48] ---**
there wouldn't be any problems
even if he were to transform, right?
**[10:51] ---**
But is that something you need to go
out of your way to do, Takakura?
**[10:54] ---**
You won't be able to sleep
peacefully anymore!
**[10:57] ---**
Your life will be in danger.
**[11:00] ---**
He's my friend.
**[11:07] ---**
Then I'll become stronger, too.
**[11:09] ---**
It's easier if there's two of us, right?
**[11:11] ---**
Hold on!
**[11:12] ---**
I'll become stronger as well!
So that I can send you flying!
**[11:16] ---**
I'd like to see you try, you ugly hag!
**[11:18] ---**
Okarun, let me hug you.
**[11:24] ---**
Okarun!
**[11:27] ---**
You guys!
**[11:28] ---**
- Okarun!
- Hot water!
**[11:39] ---**
Sorry to have bothered you!
**[11:42] ---**
If you need anything again,
please contact us!
***SIGN*** TOSHIRO
**[11:50] ---**
Yeah. Great work.
**[11:55] ---**
We might call you again real soon.
**[12:10] ---**
Grandma, it's cold in the house now.
**[12:13] ---**
For now, grab some cardboard boxes
from the supermarket.
**[12:19] ---**
Sit on your legs, back straight.
**[12:22] ---**
Clench up your lower abs.
**[12:24] ---**
Imagine a laser beam coming out of the top
of your head and your fingertips.
**[12:33] ---**
Don't fall over even when you get pushed.
**[12:35] ---**
Sit like you're rooted to the ground.
**[12:38] ---**
Sure.
**[12:39] ---**
Jiji, like this.
Back straight. Try pushing me.
**[12:44] ---**
Try pushing really hard.
**[12:46] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[12:51] ---**
Whoa, you won't fall over!
Seriously? This is amazing!
**[12:54] ---**
You were so reluctant to do this,
but you learned it after all.
**[12:58] ---**
I didn't think it would actually be useful.
**[13:04] ---**
Back in grade school, you made
some weird poses. Was it this?
**[13:07] ---**
I can use psychic powers
when I'm in this condition.
**[13:11] ---**
This is the state where chi is flowing out.
**[13:13] ---**
When you enter this state,
you'll be able to use spiritual energy.
**[13:18] ---**
Your spiritual energy is off the charts.
**[13:20] ---**
With all that energy, maybe you'll
be able to hold Evil Eye back by yourself.
**[14:10] ---**
Hup.
**[14:28] ---**
Whoa, you scared me.
**[14:31] ---**
Mr. Jiji, please wash your hands
with hot water.
**[14:34] ---**
Okay.
**[14:41] ---**
It's getting warm now.
**[14:43] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:09] ---**
Thanks, Okarun.
**[15:11] ---**
It's nothing.
**[15:16] ---**
Oof.
**[15:27] ---**
Oh my. The cardboard
is coming apart over there.
**[15:30] ---**
Mr. Jiji, don't get close to it.
There's dew on it and stuff.
**[15:51] ---**
I'm sorry all this happened because of me.
**[15:53] ---**
Please don't apologize.
We're looking out for each other.
**[15:59] ---**
When I was cursed by Turbo Granny,
I troubled the Ayase family as well.
**[16:05] ---**
But they really devoted themselves
to taking care of me.
**[16:10] ---**
I wanted to properly repay them
for living expenses and clothing costs,
**[16:14] ---**
so I delivered newspapers and
took some money to them. But then...
**[16:22] ---**
What good would it do to repay me?
**[16:31] ---**
If you feel gratitude
for us taking care of you,
**[16:35] ---**
you should pay it forward
to someone else who's in trouble.
**[16:42] ---**
That's what it means
to look out for each other.
**[16:51] ---**
Auntie is so awesome!
**[16:53] ---**
I thought I wanted
to say things like that, too.
**[16:57] ---**
In my case, I'm just acting tough.
**[17:01] ---**
But I want to look cool, even if
it's just a little bit, so I'm mimicking her.
**[17:17] ---**
There is absolutely no crisis management.
**[18:02] ---**
Time to eat.
**[18:04] ---**
Takakura, what about seconds?
**[18:06] ---**
There's more miso soup, too!
Make sure to eat lots.
**[18:09] ---**
Oh, sure.
**[18:11] ---**
Jiji, gotta clench your lower abs
and straighten your back.
**[18:15] ---**
Emit chi at all times.
**[18:16] ---**
Yes'm.
**[18:19] ---**
More, please.
**[18:24] ---**
Go get some yourself.
**[18:25] ---**
Damn you, you did it for Okarun.
**[18:28] ---**
Of course I did.
**[18:30] ---**
What was that, ugly girl?
You wanna go?
**[18:32] ---**
- Pig, pig, pig, pig!
- Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly!
**[18:38] ---**
Take care!
**[18:40] ---**
- Takakura, did you forget anything?
- Hey! Take care!
**[18:42] ---**
- Did you prepare for your classes today?
- Yes.
**[18:44] ---**
- Huh? Take care.
- Man, my stomach hurts.
**[18:48] ---**
I think I got too chilly
because the house was too cold.
**[18:48] ---**
Do your best, everyone!
**[18:50] ---**
You were sleeping
with your stomach out.
**[18:50] ---**
Motivation! Courage! Spirit!
Tenacity! Sincerity!
**[18:52] ---**
Then put the comforter on me!
**[18:54] ---**
Takakura, let me tell you. Momo Ayase
thrashes around in her sleep!
**[18:57] ---**
Motivation! Courage! Spirit! Sincerity!
Huh? What was it? Sincerity! Tenacity!
**[18:58] ---**
Hey, stop that!
**[18:59] ---**
And she uses other people's toner
without asking.
**[19:01] ---**
You said it was okay!
**[19:03] ---**
- Aira grinds her teeth really loud!
- Hey, damn it! Don't be lying here!
**[19:06] ---**
Everyone take care on your way!
**[19:14] ---**
That's it! I'm gonna get a part-time job!
**[19:16] ---**
What's gotten into you?
**[19:17] ---**
I'm going to rebuild the house!
**[19:18] ---**
Wicked!
**[19:19] ---**
- What about your smartphone?
- Like I need something like that.
**[19:23] ---**
Right now, we're seeking warmth.
**[19:26] ---**
Was your house that cold?
**[19:28] ---**
I mean, it's frigid, of course!
**[19:30] ---**
Wasn't Ririna saying that she was looking
for some part-time help?
**[19:37] ---**
Oh, she was. Was it for a restaurant?
**[19:40] ---**
Seriously? Tell her I'll totally do it!
**[19:42] ---**
But Momo, you never last long
in a part-time job.
**[19:45] ---**
You always argue with the boss and stuff.
**[19:47] ---**
I just hate the unreasonable.
**[19:49] ---**
So cool.
**[19:50] ---**
It's hard for a gal to recommend
someone who quits so quickly, though.
**[19:54] ---**
It's fine! I have grown up!
**[19:57] ---**
I won't give up oh so easily!
**[20:00] ---**
Did you hear that, Ms. Muko?
**[20:02] ---**
I did hear it, Ms. Mi.
**[20:08] ---**
Okarun!
**[20:13] ---**
Momo said she got a part-time job today,
so you can go home without her.
**[20:17] ---**
All right. I understand.
**[20:20] ---**
- And...
- ...so!
**[20:23] ---**
You should go on a date with us!
**[20:25] ---**
What? I decline!
**[20:27] ---**
Come with us, you punk!
**[20:28] ---**
Don't resist!
**[20:34] ---**
Hold on, wait!
**[20:35] ---**
I'm not gonna go on a date!
**[20:37] ---**
We're just gonna have some tea!
**[20:39] ---**
Don't you call that a date?
**[20:42] ---**
Then if Momo and Jiji were having tea,
would that be a date?
**[20:45] ---**
Of course not.
**[20:46] ---**
Then tell us what's so different
when it's us, damn it!
**[20:51] ---**
No way!
***SIGN*** KAMIGOE SHOPPING STREET
**[21:25] ---**
I really don't want to!
**[21:28] ---**
Okarun, this way! Over here!
**[21:30] ---**
I'm not going to drink one drop of tea!
**[21:33] ---**
You'll get thirsty.
**[21:34] ---**
No, I won't!
**[21:35] ---**
Absolutely sure?
You better not drink anything, then!
**[21:38] ---**
I won't drink!
**[21:41] ---**
Welcome home, master!
**[21:51] ---**
How many in your party?
**[21:52] ---**
Three!
**[21:58] ---**
Hey, you maid over there!
Make sure to serve us well.
**[22:01] ---**
Wait, Okarun?
**[22:03] ---**
M-Miss Ayase!
**[22:13] ---**
Come on now.
**[22:19] ---**
Welcome home, master!
**[23:52] ---**
There's not enough food!
Bring me some more!
**[23:55] ---**
Everything's expensive, you idiot!
**[23:57] ---**
A house with no food? I'll just run away!
**[23:59] ---**
Fine, then, leave!
**[24:00] ---**
Yeah? I'm never coming back
to this damn house, then!
**[24:04] ---**
Next episode,
"Feeling Kinda Gloomy."
***SIGN*** EPISODE 19 FEELING KINDA GLOOMY
# 19 - Feeling Kinda Gloomy
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**[00:34] ---**
Our masters have returned home.
**[00:37] ---**
Welcome home, master!
**[00:40] ---**
Welcome. This way.
**[00:43] ---**
Excuse me, that maid's got the worst attitude.
**[00:46] ---**
Miss Ayase!
Be more courteous, and speak clearly!
**[00:50] ---**
Okay.
**[00:57] ---**
Welcome, you bastard.
**[01:00] ---**
Miss Ayase! How dare you!
**[01:02] ---**
That should be, "Welcome home"!
**[01:04] ---**
I'm sorry! I slipped.
**[01:06] ---**
- What should we order?
- This looks tasty.
**[01:08] ---**
- Sounds good.
- Right?
**[01:10] ---**
May we take your order?
**[01:13] ---**
Pure apple juice!
**[01:15] ---**
Let's see, then I'll have the tea.
**[01:20] ---**
Okarun, you didn't want
to drink anything, right?
**[01:24] ---**
Huh? Of course I'd like a drink!
I mean, Miss Ayase is making an effort to...
**[01:27] ---**
You said earlier that you didn't need any!
**[01:32] ---**
May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
**[01:36] ---**
- Louder, please!
- May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
**[01:40] ---**
It's not getting any tastier, damn you!
**[01:42] ---**
May it get tastier! May it get tastier!
**[01:42] ---**
Pour some more affection into it, will ya?
That's right, that's more like it!
**[01:47] ---**
You can do it when you put your mind to it.
Next time, yell from your gut!
**[01:51] ---**
I'll murder you—r advice is appreciated.
**[01:55] ---**
Then, to make it even tastier,
create a heart in front of your chest.
**[02:04] ---**
All together now!
**[02:07] ---**
Here we go. Ready...
**[02:10] ---**
Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
***SIGN*** MOE MOE TRI-BEAM
**[03:48] ---**
You guys are gonna regret this, damn it.
**[03:50] ---**
You're doing a great job.
**[03:52] ---**
I took an adorable pic of you, Momo!
**[03:55] ---**
You said it was a restaurant!
**[03:56] ---**
Maids are great, too. You look so cute!
**[03:59] ---**
You're just here to make fun of me.
Go home, go home!
**[04:02] ---**
All right , see ya. Great job.
Keep at it!
**[04:04] ---**
The path to renovation!
**[04:06] ---**
Shoo, shoo!
**[04:12] ---**
- Let's go, Okarun!
- Wait, hold on just a second!
**[04:15] ---**
What's up?
**[04:17] ---**
I'll stay here.
**[04:23] ---**
Take your time!
**[04:29] ---**
I'm sorry to barge in at your work.
**[04:33] ---**
Like, really! Don't come here again!
**[04:36] ---**
Man, I'm cold.
**[04:39] ---**
Miss Ayase, how late are you working?
**[04:41] ---**
Huh? Ten o'clock.
**[04:43] ---**
Then I'll stay here until your shift is over.
**[04:47] ---**
You should go home.
It's cold, and you might get sick.
**[04:50] ---**
It's dangerous for a girl
to go home alone at night.
**[04:54] ---**
Oh no, but I'm tough, so I'll be all right.
**[04:57] ---**
I see.
**[05:00] ---**
Well, then...
**[05:02] ---**
Take care.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 19 FEELING KINDA GLOOMY
**[06:35] ---**
Great job.
**[06:37] ---**
I'm sorry to have caused
all sorts of trouble.
**[06:40] ---**
Momo, you were great!
**[06:42] ---**
Really?
**[06:44] ---**
I'd like you to come back again!
**[06:46] ---**
Okay! Good night!
**[06:47] ---**
Take care!
**[07:27] ---**
Guess I'll go home.
**[07:38] ---**
Great job today!
**[07:40] ---**
Are you done with your shift?
**[07:42] ---**
Huh? What? I thought you went home!
**[07:45] ---**
I can't let a lady
be all by herself this late at night!
**[07:49] ---**
Let's hurry on home.
**[07:51] ---**
Boy, it's cold.
**[08:07] ---**
Since it's cold...
**[08:18] ---**
Take that!
**[08:24] ---**
Incredible!
**[08:25] ---**
He's not budging at all.
**[08:27] ---**
Tee-hee.
**[08:28] ---**
Impressive. You learn real quick.
**[08:31] ---**
Manjiro, get some hot water ready.
**[08:33] ---**
Okay.
**[08:34] ---**
Jiji, stay put.
I'm going to try some soy sauce.
**[08:37] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:38] ---**
Master! Isn't it a bit too soon for that?
**[08:41] ---**
Jiji, visualize it. As if steam is coming out
from every pore in your body.
**[08:46] ---**
It'll be okay. Believe in yourself.
**[09:04] ---**
All right. Here goes.
**[09:38] ---**
That was close!
**[09:39] ---**
Amazing! Is something like this
actually possible?
**[09:40] ---**
So wicked. This takes away
so much of my stamina.
**[09:42] ---**
Prodigies are pretty amazing folks.
**[09:45] ---**
Don't let your guard down.
**[09:47] ---**
You might be able
to handle room-temperature liquids,
**[09:49] ---**
but you still can't handle cold stuff yet.
**[09:52] ---**
But it's good to find out
that we can hold it back.
**[09:55] ---**
Now, we might be able
to get you back to a regular life.
**[09:58] ---**
I'm home!
**[10:00] ---**
Huh? You're late!
What time do you think it is?
**[10:03] ---**
I was at a part-time job.
**[10:05] ---**
Part-time job? I didn't hear about this!
**[10:07] ---**
Does it matter?
**[10:09] ---**
So cold.
**[10:11] ---**
I'll take this hot water.
**[10:14] ---**
- What were you doing out this late...
- Momo, listen up...
**[10:37] ---**
Evil Eye, stop it! Let me fight you!
**[10:47] ---**
Stop it! Evil Eye!
**[11:36] ---**
*I'll take this hot water.*
**[11:39] ---**
That was close.
I'm glad I had some in my mouth.
**[11:48] ---**
Momo! I'm sorry! I didn't...
**[11:50] ---**
It's fine, it's okay.
**[11:53] ---**
Miss Ayase, are you all right?
Can you breathe?
**[11:56] ---**
Fine. I'm fine. I just got a bit scared.
**[11:59] ---**
More like, did you see
my super fine play there?
**[12:01] ---**
Please, Miss Ayase.
**[12:04] ---**
But seriously, my clothes are all tattered up.
**[12:08] ---**
It's not your fault. It's okay.
**[12:08] ---**
You'll catch a cold. You should get
some clothes on right now.
**[12:13] ---**
Oh, if you're okay with my stuff...
**[12:16] ---**
Thanks, Okarun!
**[12:22] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[12:24] ---**
For what?
**[12:25] ---**
About earlier...
**[12:27] ---**
Not much you can do, right?
These things happen.
**[12:32] ---**
I'm sorry. I'll be more careful.
**[12:35] ---**
Shush already, just go to sleep.
You're being all mopey.
**[13:13] ---**
*I wanna live in a village like this,
because, because*
**[13:19] ---**
*The waves crash a-splashin',
atop the sounds you're a-surfin'*
**[13:26] ---**
*The waves crash a-splashin'*
**[13:30] ---**
Mr. Peeny!
**[13:30] ---**
*I wanna live in a village like this,
because, because*
**[13:32] ---**
Someone claiming
to be your friend is here!
**[13:41] ---**
A friend has come to visit me.
That makes me happy, deez!
**[13:45] ---**
Oh my, Mr. Okarun.
**[13:47] ---**
What? Mr. Mantis?
**[13:48] ---**
What's with that look?
**[13:50] ---**
I've always looked like deez
when I am on Earth.
**[13:54] ---**
Wow, amazing!
**[13:55] ---**
It really is true that aliens normally
blend into society by looking like humans!
**[14:00] ---**
By the way, about how many aliens
are here on Earth?
**[14:03] ---**
I don't know, deez.
**[14:05] ---**
Mr. Okarun,
you need something from me, deez?
**[14:08] ---**
Huh? Oh, right, sorry!
**[14:10] ---**
Actually, there's something
I'd like to ask of you, Mr. Mantis.
**[14:14] ---**
Please make me your apprentice!
**[14:16] ---**
Please teach me
how to throw a punch. I beg of you!
**[14:22] ---**
No way, deez.
**[14:24] ---**
Why is that?
**[14:25] ---**
Violence is bad, deez.
**[14:27] ---**
More importantly, can you
help me carry these sacks over there, deez?
**[14:38] ---**
There's no time to rest, deez.
**[14:40] ---**
Um, after I help with this,
can you make me your apprentice?
**[14:43] ---**
No way, deez.
**[14:44] ---**
Why?
**[14:48] ---**
I'm not going to give up.
**[14:50] ---**
I will learn how
to throw a punch tomorrow!
**[14:55] ---**
I'm home!
**[14:57] ---**
You're late, Four-Eyes!
Do you have a part-time job, too?
**[15:00] ---**
Well, yes.
**[15:02] ---**
Hurry up and eat your meal!
**[15:05] ---**
I can't do the dishes until you do.
**[15:16] ---**
We've really reached the limit.
**[15:19] ---**
We survived this time
thanks to Miss Momo's quick thinking,
**[15:22] ---**
but I doubt the same trick
will work twice.
**[15:24] ---**
And living together
with an evil spirit is absurd to begin with.
**[15:28] ---**
Let's call for the hayashi performers
one more time.
**[15:30] ---**
If you won't do the ritual prayer,
then I will do it.
**[15:35] ---**
All right? I'll go contact them.
**[15:37] ---**
Hey, Manjiro.
**[15:40] ---**
It's so rough.
**[15:44] ---**
As an adult, you want to burden yourself
with all the kids' troubles,
**[15:48] ---**
so you can tell them
to do whatever they like.
**[15:53] ---**
It's the responsibility of an adult
to show them reality as well.
**[15:58] ---**
I do like Mr. Jiji's spirit, too.
**[16:00] ---**
But what's impossible is impossible.
**[16:07] ---**
It's just so sad.
**[16:15] ---**
Gotta make it snappy.
**[16:18] ---**
What kinda dance is that?
**[16:20] ---**
I'm not dancing.
**[16:23] ---**
What a klutz.
**[16:24] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[16:25] ---**
Hey, why are you practicing
how to punch?
**[16:29] ---**
Because I want to become stronger,
of course!
**[16:32] ---**
What are you gonna do
by getting stronger?
**[16:34] ---**
Is there someone
you wanna kill or something?
**[16:41] ---**
I've been pissed off for a while now.
**[16:45] ---**
I want to take Evil Eye
and send him completely flying.
**[16:53] ---**
Do you wanna be able to throw punches?
Or do you wanna become strong?
**[16:59] ---**
Well, I want to be able to throw a punch
so I can become stronger.
**[17:05] ---**
No, you got it wrong.
**[17:08] ---**
Even if you could throw a punch,
you wouldn't be stronger.
**[17:11] ---**
Evil Eye is several levels above you
in both power and technique.
**[17:14] ---**
He's got considerable speed, too.
After all, he can keep up with my abilities.
**[17:20] ---**
What? Then what are you telling me to do?
**[17:23] ---**
Just whose power do you think
you're borrowing, moron?
**[17:29] ---**
Let me ask you one more time.
**[17:31] ---**
Do you wanna be able to throw punches,
**[17:33] ---**
or do you wanna become stronger?
**[17:36] ---**
I want to become stronger.
**[17:38] ---**
You turd nugget.
**[17:40] ---**
Follow me.
**[17:43] ---**
You're using my power,
but you're so weak. I don't like it.
**[17:49] ---**
I have no choice, so I'll train you.
**[17:51] ---**
Keep up with me like your life depends on it.
**[17:56] ---**
You wanted me to follow you here?
**[17:59] ---**
Don't be modest. Just head in.
**[18:01] ---**
This is bad!
If I get caught, they'll scold me!
**[18:04] ---**
When you're getting a scolding,
just think of ramen or something.
**[18:07] ---**
I'm saying that I don't want to get scolded!
**[18:13] ---**
Takakura, what are you doing?
**[18:15] ---**
Miss Shiratori? You followed us here?
**[18:17] ---**
What a turd of a roadblock.
Leave her alone.
**[18:19] ---**
Please keep this a secret!
**[18:22] ---**
Tell me what you're going to do!
**[18:23] ---**
It's dangerous for you to come here!
**[18:25] ---**
I won't leave until you tell me!
**[18:27] ---**
Hurry up and go back, you half-wit.
**[18:34] ---**
What's with this damn dumpling?
**[18:36] ---**
Next time you trash talk me, I'll take
that pukey furball face of yours and crush it!
**[18:41] ---**
Bring it on, idiot! You're dead meat!
**[18:46] ---**
Okay! Both of you, be quiet!
**[18:53] ---**
If that's the case, you should say so!
**[18:55] ---**
I want to become stronger, too!
**[18:58] ---**
Okay.
**[18:58] ---**
And those filthy words earlier
were said by Acro-Silky, okay?
**[19:02] ---**
Those were definitely not my words!
**[19:04] ---**
Is that so?
**[19:05] ---**
It is so! I could never
come up with words like that!
**[19:08] ---**
Moron.
**[19:09] ---**
Pukey, furball face sliced pork moron.
**[19:11] ---**
Sounds like ya wanna say goodbye, huh?
**[19:15] ---**
What's with this damn dumpling?
I'll crush you!
**[19:18] ---**
These guys are hopeless!
**[19:56] ---**
Takakura, I'm scared.
**[19:58] ---**
I-It's all right! We have the powers
of yokai monsters as well.
**[20:06] ---**
It's me, idiot.
**[20:07] ---**
Do you want to be murdered, pukey furball?
**[20:10] ---**
Takakura, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
**[20:12] ---**
I'm totally fine.
Are you okay, Miss Shiratori?
**[20:15] ---**
Oh, I'm such an idiot!
**[20:17] ---**
Jump in sync with these notes.
**[20:20] ---**
Why?
**[20:20] ---**
Come on. You've got no time,
so hurry up and do it.
**[20:28] ---**
There's an idiot jumping.
**[20:30] ---**
Hey! What exactly are you after here?
**[20:32] ---**
That's your combat rhythm.
**[20:35] ---**
Rhythm?
**[20:36] ---**
And then, this is Evil Eye's rhythm.
**[20:44] ---**
You get it?
**[20:47] ---**
This is yours.
**[20:50] ---**
This is Evil Eye's.
**[20:52] ---**
If I compare it to those jumps earlier,
in the time it takes you to jump once and land,
**[20:57] ---**
Evil Eye will have taken four full actions.
**[21:01] ---**
What? He's faster than you, Turbo Granny?
**[21:03] ---**
That's why I couldn't shake him off...
**[21:04] ---**
That's not it! I'm ten billion times faster!
**[21:07] ---**
I’m just talking about technique!
**[21:13] ---**
Your rhythm is too monotonous.
**[21:16] ---**
Basically, it's about how many notes
you can cram into one beat.
**[21:19] ---**
What becomes important is the amount
of times you can switch actions in combat.
**[21:25] ---**
Even that skank
can do a four-switch in one beat.
**[21:29] ---**
Evil Eye also is a four-switch.
**[21:31] ---**
Adding the cursed house's attack
would make him a ten-switch.
**[21:36] ---**
You are a two-switch.
**[21:41] ---**
That wasn't me.
**[21:54] ---**
So noisy! Is that an orchestra?
**[21:56] ---**
Where is this sound coming from?
**[21:57] ---**
They're here.
**[21:58] ---**
Here? Who is?
The noise is so loud I can't hear...
**[22:01] ---**
I hear filthy notes.
**[22:09] ---**
Who is making such noise?
**[22:16] ---**
Who is it?
**[23:52] ---**
I'll never do it.
**[23:53] ---**
- No, do it.
- No way.
**[23:54] ---**
Come on, do you want to get fired?
**[23:56] ---**
- Damn it.
- Yeah!
**[23:58] ---**
Next episode,
"You Can Do It, Okarun!" And then...
***SIGN*** EPISODE 20 YOU CAN DO IT, OKARUN!
**[24:00] ---**
- Damn it.
- Do it.
**[24:02] ---**
Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
**[24:05] ---**
- Miss Ayase.
- Damn it!
# 20 - You Can Do It, Okarun!
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**[00:15] ---**
Incompetence!
**[00:18] ---**
Who the hell is creating such
filthy sounds with my orchestra?
**[00:25] ---**
It's not us, so let's go home.
**[00:28] ---**
Right.
**[00:30] ---**
It's these guys!
**[00:35] ---**
It's these guys!
**[00:37] ---**
So it's you!
**[00:42] ---**
What was that attack just now?
**[00:44] ---**
What a bummer...
**[01:13] ---**
Takakura-sama?
**[01:17] ---**
You dumbass!
**[01:18] ---**
Gotta dodge 'em properly!
**[01:20] ---**
Those music notes are bombs!
**[01:23] ---**
Especially the rest symbols.
Don't get caught by them.
**[01:25] ---**
They'll literally make you rest in place.
**[01:28] ---**
You say dodge them...
**[01:31] ---**
But how do we actually
dodge this bullet hell?
**[03:07] ---**
Symphony No. 6. Pastoral, damn it!
**[03:16] ---**
It's a rice paddy!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 20 YOU CAN DO IT, OKARUN!
**[03:17] ---**
I wanna go home...
**[03:19] ---**
Focus! The notes
are gonna come flying at us!
**[03:22] ---**
It's not a rice paddy!
**[03:24] ---**
Die, you damn pigs!
**[03:27] ---**
Bullet hell incoming!
**[03:33] ---**
Hold on. My feet are getting stuck
so I can't run well!
**[03:37] ---**
What a bummer.
**[03:39] ---**
Incompetence!
**[03:41] ---**
Now die, damn it!
**[03:44] ---**
Choo, choo.
Train entering platform six.
**[03:48] ---**
Poop! Poop!
**[03:50] ---**
Father. Father. Father!
**[03:54] ---**
Don't just talk about dads!
I'm amazing, too!
**[03:58] ---**
Too slow! Needs a bigger whoosh!
Increase the tempo!
**[04:13] ---**
Die!
**[04:15] ---**
Die, die, die!
**[04:18] ---**
Aira-chan is awesome!
She's dodging all of them!
**[04:20] ---**
No time to admire!
You need to dodge like that, too!
**[04:26] ---**
Yow.
**[04:27] ---**
My voice is weird!
**[04:29] ---**
Such a nuisance!
**[04:34] ---**
There's no opening!
**[04:40] ---**
Die! Die! Die! Die!
**[04:43] ---**
Die, damn it!
**[04:49] ---**
I-I can't move.
**[04:52] ---**
You turd nugget!
**[04:53] ---**
I just told you to watch out for the rests!
**[04:59] ---**
And, dead!
**[05:01] ---**
Takakura-sama!
**[05:10] ---**
Damn it, you cheater!
Come down here!
**[05:20] ---**
- You're just some nobody!
- Miss Shiratori is incredible.
**[05:23] ---**
Die already, damn it!
**[05:25] ---**
Just how spineless am I?
**[05:28] ---**
I've fought so many powerful opponents,
**[05:30] ---**
so I thought I got
at least a little bit stronger.
**[05:33] ---**
But I haven't, at all.
**[05:38] ---**
If you got time to whine,
then move your spine!
**[05:41] ---**
A sense of rhythm! Rhythm!
**[05:48] ---**
It's gonna go on for a while yet.
**[05:50] ---**
And we don't know how long
that skank can keep dodging.
**[05:55] ---**
You don't need to understand
their performance.
**[05:58] ---**
I don't care what it is. Just remember
any kind of music that you know!
**[06:02] ---**
And use that rhythm to move your body!
**[06:06] ---**
*Easy for you to say.*
**[06:08] ---**
* I don't listen to music at all,*
* so I don't know any songs.*
**[06:18] ---**
There is something.
**[06:20] ---**
I listened to music just recently.
**[06:23] ---**
I was so touched...
**[06:26] ---**
and I got into the rhythm.
**[06:31] ---**
Don't you be scurrying around,
you crappy nobody!
**[06:36] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[06:38] ---**
If I extend my hair, it'll hit
the notes and won't reach them!
**[07:01] ---**
Looks like quite a bit of the field
has been tilled already.
**[07:06] ---**
Thanks to all your running around!
**[07:09] ---**
And, dead!
**[07:13] ---**
Put some spirit into it, punk!
**[07:19] ---**
Takakura-sama?
**[07:21] ---**
Damn pipsqueak!
**[07:23] ---**
Die, die, die, die!
**[07:28] ---**
Die, damn it!
**[07:38] ---**
* Hunting soul, Insatiate and wild*
* Roaming the land for a blood sacrifice*
**[07:43] ---**
* HUNTING SOUL, Night after night*
* So go to sleep if you dare*
**[07:44] ---**
Hell yeah! Good job, turd nugget!
**[07:48] ---**
That pipsqueak's rhythm...
I hate it! Damn little bastard!
**[07:49] ---**
* Hunting soul, Fire aglow*
* Scorching the earth as it crosses the skies*
**[07:54] ---**
* HUNTING SOUL, LOSING CONTROL*
* CHASIN' YOU DOWN TO THE END*
**[08:05] ---**
*HUNTING SOUL*
**[08:08] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[08:10] ---**
It's time for the party!
**[08:25] ---**
Hey, hurry up and finish 'em off!
**[08:27] ---**
Do not give me orders,
you crap vomit furball!
**[08:31] ---**
Damn you!
**[08:32] ---**
Don't you dare talk back to me,
you petty small fry!
**[08:35] ---**
What a bummer...
**[09:22] ---**
It's useless!
**[09:23] ---**
Your sound bullet hell
won't work anymore!
**[09:27] ---**
Incompetence!
**[09:32] ---**
You guys have angered me!
**[09:37] ---**
I'll make sure to kill you!
**[09:40] ---**
Symphony No. 9!
**[09:42] ---**
Choir ensemble!
**[11:36] ---**
What the hell are they?
**[11:37] ---**
They're illusions!
Don't bother with them!
**[11:41] ---**
Slam the musicians!
**[11:42] ---**
Yes, but, where are they?
**[11:54] ---**
On top of the stage behind that giant!
**[11:58] ---**
Hey, get your dirty hands off me!
**[12:01] ---**
I can't move around at all.
**[12:04] ---**
If you don't hurry up,
you'll be crushed to death!
**[12:07] ---**
Takakura-sama, your hand!
**[12:52] ---**
Aira-chan!
**[12:53] ---**
Leave these guys to me!
Get the musicians!
**[15:16] ---**
Hurry! Otherwise
you'll be surrounded again!
**[15:19] ---**
I know!
**[15:23] ---**
But I can only go full throttle twice.
**[15:25] ---**
One blast per person won't cut it!
**[15:30] ---**
*Five switches per beat.*
**[15:34] ---**
*It'd be a piece of cake for me.*
**[15:41] ---**
So that's what you mean!
**[15:56] ---**
Stop it!
**[16:41] ---**
Did we defeat them?
**[16:45] ---**
Miss Shiratori.
**[16:47] ---**
Are you all right?
**[16:49] ---**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[16:53] ---**
I was somehow able to defeat it
thanks to you.
**[16:57] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[17:01] ---**
*Huh?*
**[17:03] ---**
* That's not the case!*
* You were super impressive, too!*
**[17:09] ---**
*My normal self... Come out already...*
**[17:20] ---**
It was all thanks to my lecture.
You two should feel appreciative!
**[17:26] ---**
Oh, you were around?
Such a trashy presence.
**[17:29] ---**
Head outside! Your "goodbye"
is already set in stone.
**[17:34] ---**
Thanks to Turbo Granny, I think I understand
what this sense of rhythm is.
**[17:39] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:40] ---**
Heh, don't get cocky!
**[17:42] ---**
What you understand now
is only worth earwax!
**[17:47] ---**
My power is nothing compared to this.
**[17:53] ---**
So what were those guys, anyway?
**[17:57] ---**
Just some thoughts given form.
**[17:59] ---**
The collective fear of the portraits
in the music room simply took shape.
**[18:06] ---**
If you play the piano at 2:00 AM,
they'll show up again.
**[18:10] ---**
If they kill you,
you'll also die in real life, though.
**[18:13] ---**
Never again!
**[18:15] ---**
More like, how do you know
about the apparitions in this school?
**[18:18] ---**
You aren't up to something, are you?
**[18:21] ---**
I'm always thinking about
how to kill you...
**[18:25] ---**
guys...
**[18:28] ---**
off.
**[18:36] ---**
Let's call the HAYASii band
once more!
**[18:39] ---**
Evil Eye is definitely
doing something to counter us.
**[18:43] ---**
We can't hold out any longer.
**[18:45] ---**
I don't want to think about it...
**[18:48] ---**
but someone will die.
**[18:54] ---**
Mr. Jiji, you don't want to kill
Ms. Seiko or Miss Momo, right?
**[18:59] ---**
At this rate, you won't be able
to live with your parents, either.
**[19:05] ---**
We will perform the exorcism tomorrow.
**[19:10] ---**
I've already asked HAYASii to come back.
**[19:14] ---**
Hold on a sec! Don't move things along
on your own!
**[19:17] ---**
I will be giving the ritual prayers.
**[19:23] ---**
Grandma, say something!
**[19:25] ---**
You said you were gonna
make him family!
**[19:27] ---**
Jiji's been training his spiritual power, too!
**[19:30] ---**
Come on, right, Grandma?
**[19:35] ---**
Jin Enjoji! Step outside!
**[19:39] ---**
Huh? Okarun?
**[20:01] ---**
Okarun, what's going on?
**[20:03] ---**
More like, where have you two been
this late at night?
**[20:07] ---**
Miss Shiratori, the water, please.
**[20:09] ---**
Okay!
**[20:11] ---**
Hey, what are you planning to do?
**[20:14] ---**
Nobody meddle in this, please!
**[20:17] ---**
I will now give Evil Eye
the beating of his afterlife!
**[20:21] ---**
Come on, Okarun, I'm really gonna get mad.
This isn't a game, okay?
**[20:26] ---**
I was pissed when Evil Eye assaulted you.
**[20:33] ---**
I was really pissed off!
**[20:36] ---**
For a while, I thought
we'd somehow get through this.
**[20:38] ---**
But Evil Eye really is dangerous!
**[20:41] ---**
He's savage and cunning
and not someone we can ignore.
**[20:45] ---**
But Miss Ayase, you guys
are trying to accept Evil Eye.
**[20:49] ---**
That's really absurd.
**[20:52] ---**
And that's really...
**[20:55] ---**
badass!
**[20:58] ---**
So I'm pissed off at my own weakness.
**[21:03] ---**
Just you wait, Jiji.
Your will to protect Evil Eye...
**[21:08] ---**
I'll make sure to protect it!
**[21:12] ---**
Mr. Takakura, please calm down.
**[21:14] ---**
We've already decided
that Mr. Jiji will be exorcised!
**[21:18] ---**
There's no need to fight against Evil Eye!
**[21:20] ---**
Manjiro!
**[21:24] ---**
The guy has fire in his words.
**[21:27] ---**
Don't embarrass him.
**[21:30] ---**
Takakura!
**[21:33] ---**
Here we go!
**[21:34] ---**
Momo-chan, stand aside.
**[21:43] ---**
Okarun, I'm trusting you with Evil Eye!
**[21:46] ---**
Yeah.
**[23:37] ---**
Don't underestimate me!
**[23:39] ---**
I can kill you guys off at any point in time.
**[23:41] ---**
Like, pulverize you
into smithereens like this house.
**[23:43] ---**
Hey, you're hungry, right?
Eat that until dinner is ready.
**[23:47] ---**
Hurray!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 21 I WANT TO REBUILD THE HOUSE
**[23:48] ---**
Next episode, "I Want to Rebuild
the House." You're gonna help, too.
# 21 - I Want to Rebuild the House
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**[01:49] ---**
Let's go full throttle.
**[02:15] ---**
So fun.
**[02:17] ---**
You are so fun.
**[02:21] ---**
More! Let's do more of this!
**[02:25] ---**
I have never had so much fun!
**[02:29] ---**
What is that guise of yours?
Hurry up and transform.
**[02:33] ---**
I want to continue this.
**[02:35] ---**
Crap!
**[02:36] ---**
Takakura already went full throttle once
so he can't transform anymore!
**[02:40] ---**
It's not over yet.
Nobody intervene, please!
**[02:42] ---**
Grandma! We gotta help Okarun, so—
**[02:44] ---**
Is that all right? If we intervene, that means
we're going to exorcise the Evil Eye.
**[02:50] ---**
Whatcha gonna do?
Want Seiko and the others to help out?
**[02:57] ---**
Your knees are shaking.
**[03:00] ---**
It's all you can do to stay standing.
**[03:10] ---**
Hurry up. I hate having to wait!
**[03:14] ---**
Hurry up and transform and fight me!
**[03:18] ---**
No way. I don't want to bully weaklings.
**[03:24] ---**
You can't beat me.
**[03:26] ---**
I was convinced from our fight just now.
So I'm not fighting you anymore.
**[03:30] ---**
How dare you!
Who are you calling weak?
**[03:32] ---**
I! Am! Strong!
**[03:35] ---**
- Weak.
- Strong. Strong!
**[03:38] ---**
Weak, so weak.
**[03:41] ---**
Strong!
**[03:43] ---**
I wouldn't mind taking you on
if you became stronger.
**[03:46] ---**
What? I will become even stronger!
**[03:49] ---**
But I don't wanna go at it
against someone who'd fight others.
**[03:53] ---**
If you're gonna fight,
I want you to only fight me.
**[03:56] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[03:56] ---**
Fine! I will fight only you!
**[03:59] ---**
But you said you were going
to kill all humans, so I can't trust you.
**[04:05] ---**
I said, I am only going to fight you!
**[04:08] ---**
But I'm busy with school.
I wouldn't mind fighting every so often.
**[04:11] ---**
No way! I want to fight
every second of every day!
**[04:15] ---**
Then, once a week. If you can't accept
these conditions, I won't do it.
**[04:18] ---**
- This is unfair! You are unfair!
- Master, that's...
**[04:22] ---**
This is great.
**[04:24] ---**
Sheesh, you turds are a handful.
**[04:27] ---**
Turbo Granny, what's going on?
What were you scheming with Okarun?
**[04:32] ---**
He started saying some troublesome crap.
**[04:35] ---**
Said he wants to be Evil Eye's playmate.
**[04:40] ---**
When I previously fought Evil Eye,
**[04:42] ---**
he said he wanted
to take playing seriously.
**[04:45] ---**
I don't know the reason,
**[04:46] ---**
but for Evil Eye, murdering
is the same thing as playing around.
**[04:51] ---**
You said so yourself, Turbo Granny,
that Evil Eye is just like a newborn baby.
**[04:56] ---**
If that's true, then he just wants to simply
have fun playing around.
**[04:59] ---**
If I can overwhelm Evil Eye,
his attention will be concentrated on me.
**[05:04] ---**
Then he won't harm Miss Ayase
and the others anymore.
**[05:09] ---**
If I can become stronger, then I might
be able to become friends with Evil Eye.
**[05:18] ---**
Then...
**[05:19] ---**
Outside of fighting me,
you won't kill any people.
**[05:21] ---**
We'll have one fight
every Tuesday after school.
**[05:24] ---**
Does this sound good?
**[05:25] ---**
Hold on a second!
**[05:29] ---**
These guys want to kill off all humans,
**[05:32] ---**
so they're saying
they can't agree to that promise.
**[05:35] ---**
Until I butcher you, hold on to this.
**[05:39] ---**
All right.
We'll keep it stored safely.
**[05:42] ---**
I want to kill you as soon as I can.
So fun!
**[05:50] ---**
Okarun, I...
**[05:53] ---**
You didn't hurt anyone.
**[05:55] ---**
From now on,
nobody will get hurt anymore.
**[05:58] ---**
You'll return to a normal life.
**[06:01] ---**
Okarun.
**[06:02] ---**
Nice weenie!
**[06:06] ---**
Why is everyone so put off?
**[07:41] ---**
I will take responsibility and store
this cursed item at my shrine.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 21
I WANT TO REBUILD THE HOUSE
**[07:46] ---**
Be careful. If anything happens,
contact me right away.
**[07:50] ---**
Understood.
**[07:52] ---**
We'll visit again someday.
**[07:53] ---**
Next time, make sure
you have a Tsuchinoko in the shrine.
**[07:56] ---**
I can't promise you that, but I'll be
a sleeping bag BooTuber!
**[08:02] ---**
Sounds good.
**[08:03] ---**
See you.
**[08:08] ---**
See ya, Manjiro!
**[08:10] ---**
Don't let the curse cause an accident!
**[08:13] ---**
Ms. Ayase!
**[08:16] ---**
Thank you for all the trouble
that you've gone through!
**[08:18] ---**
Jiji's mom.
**[08:20] ---**
I'm afraid I can't say my care
was entirely the best. I apologize.
**[08:24] ---**
Oh no.
**[08:26] ---**
She's being polite!
**[08:28] ---**
She's acting properly.
**[08:29] ---**
Hey, why're you being so bashful?
**[08:32] ---**
Stop that.
**[08:35] ---**
Jiji, continue your training to unleash
your chi. The curse still remains.
**[08:40] ---**
If something happens,
make sure to visit us right away.
**[08:44] ---**
Okay!
**[08:47] ---**
Everyone, I'm sorry
to have caused so much trouble!
**[08:50] ---**
I will never forget your kindness!
**[08:52] ---**
Pay us back.
**[08:53] ---**
Don't worry about it. See ya tomorrow.
**[08:58] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[09:03] ---**
Man, I'm tired. Takakura,
we should head home, too.
**[09:08] ---**
Okarun and Aira,
thank you to you, too!
**[09:12] ---**
No, thank you for housing us for so long.
**[09:14] ---**
M-Miss Ayase, I'll see you tomorrow.
**[09:18] ---**
Is that all?
**[09:19] ---**
Um, was there anything else?
**[09:26] ---**
Is that all?
**[09:28] ---**
Jab, jab.
**[09:36] ---**
What are you doing to Takakura?
**[09:38] ---**
Shut up, ugly skank!
You hurry on home!
**[09:40] ---**
What was that? You swine!
**[09:42] ---**
Miss Shiratori, let's go home!
**[09:45] ---**
Damn you! Never come back here!
**[09:47] ---**
As if I would, you swine!
**[09:49] ---**
Oh boy. That was so scary,
wasn't it, Takakura?
**[09:51] ---**
Oh man, it's all quiet here now.
**[09:59] ---**
So this is what it feels like
when your mind goes blank.
**[10:04] ---**
I guess we'll head to the super bathhouse.
**[10:06] ---**
Hurray!
**[10:08] ---**
What about me?
**[10:09] ---**
We're all going.
**[10:11] ---**
Hurray!
***SIGN*** KAMIGOE STATION
***SIGN*** NATURAL HOT SPRINGS
***SIGN*** NATURAL HOT SPRINGS
**[10:38] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[10:41] ---**
Man, it's cold.
**[10:43] ---**
We warmed up only to get cold again.
**[10:46] ---**
Wait, what are we gonna do
about the house?
**[10:48] ---**
We gotta rebuild it. No other choice.
**[10:49] ---**
We have the money?
**[10:51] ---**
Nope. That super bathhouse
was our last banquet.
**[10:55] ---**
You're joking!
**[10:56] ---**
We can go to hell now for all I care.
**[10:58] ---**
I just started my part-time job,
so I don't have any money.
**[11:01] ---**
Who asked you for money?
I'm not relying on your part-time wages.
**[11:07] ---**
So pompous!
**[11:08] ---**
You're always acting tough.
**[11:10] ---**
Everyone was sleeping over, so why
didn't you collect expenses for their stay?
**[11:14] ---**
Like I need any of that.
**[11:15] ---**
Don't act tough.
**[11:19] ---**
Don't overexert yourself, okay?
**[11:21] ---**
Don't underestimate your Granny.
**[11:23] ---**
But what should I do
about the Bakatono DVDs?
**[11:28] ---**
I lost all of my Ken-san stuff, too!
**[11:41] ---**
What the hell are you, punk?
**[11:42] ---**
You're on private property!
**[11:44] ---**
Where are you from, moron?
**[11:49] ---**
Miss Ayase, hold on a second!
**[11:52] ---**
Hey! You're all back.
**[11:54] ---**
I got worried about your house,
**[11:56] ---**
so Miss Shiratori and I
visited Mr. Mantis on the way home.
**[11:59] ---**
We asked him if he could help out
with rebuilding the house.
**[12:03] ---**
And he introduced us
to his friend Mr. Ludris.
**[12:06] ---**
No way! I'm so sorry!
**[12:09] ---**
He's saying it was an honor to be kicked
by a beautiful lady, deez.
**[12:14] ---**
No, he's pissed.
**[12:15] ---**
He is a construction specialist, deez.
**[12:19] ---**
Leave it to him, and the rebuilding
will be done in a jiffy, deez.
**[12:22] ---**
I'm sorry, but he's been looking pissed
the whole time.
**[12:24] ---**
You're usually really busy.
Go home and play with your kid.
**[12:29] ---**
I've always been wanting to repay
my gratitude to you, Lady Seiko, deez!
**[12:34] ---**
I've only been causing trouble myself,
so I want to do something for you.
**[12:38] ---**
You too. You're barely standing up
so don't wander around so much.
**[12:44] ---**
Hurry on back home.
**[12:46] ---**
But you're also in a tough spot
right now, right?
**[12:52] ---**
- I'm not.
- We very much are.
**[12:56] ---**
If you insist on helping out,
then do as you like.
**[12:59] ---**
I'm sorry, but can I ask you to?
**[13:02] ---**
- Of course, deez!
- Yes!
**[13:05] ---**
He's still pissed?
**[13:07] ---**
Ta-la-la, ta-dah!
**[13:11] ---**
Here.
**[13:13] ---**
We'll use this nanoskin for construction.
**[13:16] ---**
It's easy to use.
**[13:18] ---**
Place the nanoskin somewhere,
and shape it like a clay figure.
**[13:24] ---**
And you can make anything you like, deez.
**[13:32] ---**
You can make anything, deez.
**[13:34] ---**
What? Wicked!
Let me make something, too!
**[13:36] ---**
What the hell is this?
**[13:38] ---**
The nanoskin is made up of
ultra-high-density nanomachines, deez.
**[13:43] ---**
What is this? It feels crunchy!
**[13:45] ---**
By the way, it's a shape-memory alloy.
**[13:47] ---**
Even if it breaks, the nanoskin
will restore itself back to the original form.
**[13:53] ---**
Have a solid image in your head
of what you want to make, deez.
**[14:00] ---**
The nanomachine will catch
the electric signals from your brain,
**[14:03] ---**
and form the shape
exactly like you imagine it.
**[14:09] ---**
I see. This is great.
**[14:42] ---**
Thanks, Kappa. You saved my ass.
**[14:44] ---**
It was nothing, deez.
**[14:47] ---**
I'll do anything for Lady Seiko, deez!
**[14:59] ---**
Mr. Ludris is also saying it was an honor
to be able to assist a beauty.
**[15:04] ---**
You don't understand
what he's saying, do you?
**[15:06] ---**
Thank you, Okarun. You too, Aira.
**[15:10] ---**
Man, I'm sleepy. Let's hurry on home.
**[15:12] ---**
I'm glad your home is all fixed up.
**[15:15] ---**
It kinda felt like my own home, so
it made me uneasy when it wasn't all right.
**[15:23] ---**
Indeed.
**[15:24] ---**
It became a hangout for all sorts
of people before I knew it.
**[15:29] ---**
We gotta protect it.
**[15:34] ---**
Come by again anytime!
**[15:40] ---**
Okay!
**[15:42] ---**
Thanks, everyone! Come by again!
**[15:45] ---**
I totally love all you guys!
You guys are lifesavers!
**[15:49] ---**
We gotta pay this favor back.
**[15:52] ---**
But for today,
I won't be able to make lunch.
**[15:55] ---**
It's fine. Sleep in.
**[16:00] ---**
Jin! You're slow!
Bang! Bang!
**[16:02] ---**
Mom! It's dangerous if you poke
your head out the window!
**[16:06] ---**
More like, let me hop on!
**[16:11] ---**
Dear, try to keep it down.
**[16:18] ---**
Okay, we're here!
**[16:20] ---**
All right, Honey, let's do this!
**[16:22] ---**
Dear, please be quiet.
**[16:24] ---**
Good morning!
**[16:26] ---**
The entire Enjoji household has come
to rebuild the house!
**[16:30] ---**
Dear, please keep it down.
**[16:32] ---**
Huh? It's not broken anywhere.
**[16:36] ---**
Oh, Momo!
**[16:40] ---**
Grandma's asleep.
**[16:43] ---**
I'm sorry for all kinds of reasons.
**[16:45] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[16:47] ---**
More like, how's Evil Eye doing?
**[16:49] ---**
Actually, about that...
**[16:51] ---**
I've turned into Evil Eye a few times.
**[16:54] ---**
Oh, Evil Eye didn't do anything.
He's really keeping that promise!
**[16:58] ---**
For real?
**[16:59] ---**
I don't know if it's because of the training,
but I feel a connection with Evil Eye lately.
**[17:04] ---**
His excited emotions
get transmitted to me or something.
**[17:08] ---**
It's not just hatred. I think he's
enjoying this a surprising amount.
**[17:15] ---**
I see.
**[17:16] ---**
Well, if something happens, come visit us.
**[17:24] ---**
Hey, Momo.
**[17:26] ---**
Are you in love with anyone?
**[17:49] ---**
Hold up, you look way too disturbed!
**[17:51] ---**
Nuh-uh! Not at all!
Your words didn't affect me at all!
**[17:56] ---**
H-Hold up!
You're badmouthing me now!
**[17:59] ---**
Oh! Enjoji!
**[18:01] ---**
It's been a while!
**[18:03] ---**
You've been absent from school
for some time. What happened?
**[18:05] ---**
I was staying home with hopes
of making my cuties all antsy!
**[18:09] ---**
What's up with that?
**[18:11] ---**
Go get 'em, you flashy guy.
**[18:13] ---**
Enjoji, this is the new Pompy flavor!
**[18:16] ---**
Wanna try?
**[18:17] ---**
Hold on a sec!
**[18:19] ---**
You're wearing clothes?
**[18:20] ---**
Where is this place?
**[18:22] ---**
What'd you think of the taiyaki flavor?
**[18:26] ---**
I'll butcher you. This is all too tasty.
**[18:33] ---**
Come on, Jiji. That joke
is totally not popular right now.
**[18:36] ---**
Oh, it's you.
Do you want to be butchered?
**[18:39] ---**
I said it's not popular!
**[18:41] ---**
Your timing is terrible right now,
so can you go back to Jiji?
**[18:44] ---**
No way. This is incredibly tasty.
**[18:46] ---**
What, Momo? You being lovey-dovey
this early in the morning?
**[18:49] ---**
As if!
**[18:53] ---**
That's mine!
**[18:55] ---**
What is?
**[18:59] ---**
Hey, it's Jiji!
**[19:00] ---**
You finally decided to join the soccer team?
**[19:11] ---**
Amazing!
**[19:12] ---**
Get back here!
**[19:18] ---**
I told you to stop!
***SIGN*** WARM SOLD OUT
**[19:25] ---**
Damn it, all the hot stuff is sold out.
**[19:27] ---**
Hurry up and give me
that tasty drink from earlier.
**[19:30] ---**
I thought I'd let him drink something warm
and get him back to normal.
**[19:39] ---**
I have no choice.
**[19:41] ---**
At least, it doesn't seem like
he'll attack people.
**[19:44] ---**
I guess I'll just see how things go.
**[20:16] ---**
What are you writing?
**[20:19] ---**
All those I want to butcher!
**[20:21] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Quiet!
**[20:23] ---**
Hey, Enjoji!
**[20:25] ---**
Who do you want to butcher
in the middle of class?
**[20:29] ---**
All humans!
**[20:32] ---**
He's kinda hooked on this one joke.
**[20:34] ---**
I told you that's not popular, you turd!
***SIGN*** TANUKI UDON
***SIGN*** SHOYU RAMEN
***SIGN*** TEMPURA BOWL
***SIGN*** CURRY RICE
***SIGN*** COLD NOODLES IT'S COLD! AVAILABLE
**[20:38] ---**
What? You're kidding me!
The hot food is all sold out?
**[20:41] ---**
I'm sorry,
I'm sold out of most things today.
**[20:50] ---**
Wait, wait!
**[20:52] ---**
Tasty.
**[20:53] ---**
Here, use chopsticks.
**[21:17] ---**
Baby steps, I guess.
**[21:19] ---**
Hey, did something happen to Jiji?
**[21:22] ---**
Like what?
**[21:23] ---**
Was he the type to say butcher and stuff?
**[21:25] ---**
Maybe he had a change of character.
**[21:27] ---**
I know! Maybe the ghost from the housing
complex is possessing him!
**[21:30] ---**
What now?
**[21:31] ---**
Maybe he has a golden ball on him!
**[21:34] ---**
Wait, what? How do you know
about the golden ball?
**[21:36] ---**
Oh, right. You don't have
a smartphone right now.
**[21:39] ---**
It's a hot topic in the group right now.
**[21:42] ---**
The ghost in the housing complex.
**[23:25] ---**
I see you. I see you, my enemy.
**[23:32] ---**
I'm talking to you.
**[23:37] ---**
Momo, is something on your mind?
Leave it to me!
**[23:39] ---**
Next episode, "The Secret Art of Being
Attractive." C'mon baby! Foo!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 22 THE SECRET ART OF BEING ATTRACTIVE
**[23:42] ---**
Man, my head hurts.
**[23:43] ---**
Here's some painkillers!
It tastes like takoyaki!
**[23:45] ---**
I wanna ice this guy's head.
**[23:46] ---**
Miss Ayase! Please take these instead!
**[23:48] ---**
- Thanks.
- I made it with nanoskin!
**[23:50] ---**
Like I'd want to take anything like that!
# 22 - The Secret Art of Being Attractive
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[01:43] ---**
*Calm down.*
**[01:44] ---**
*A morning hello is no big deal!*
**[01:47] ---**
Morning! Tee-hee!
Vamola! Ya doin' well?
**[01:47] ---**
*I practiced the heck out of it
last night! I got this!*
**[01:52] ---**
*I can't let her catch on
that I'm a morning hello amateur!*
**[02:14] ---**
*Hold on.*
**[02:15] ---**
*Even though we became friends,*
**[02:16] ---**
*would she suddenly start waiting for me
at the school gate?*
**[02:19] ---**
*She must be waiting for someone else!*
**[02:21] ---**
Morning!
**[02:28] ---**
*The correct answer is to ignore her.*
**[02:39] ---**
You're late. Let's go.
**[02:56] ---**
That hurt, damn you!
You're in the way, moron.
**[02:59] ---**
Can you hurry up and move?
You're so annoying!
***SIGN*** ESS EFF SPECIAL A MYSTERY IN OPTICS
**[04:09] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[04:11] ---**
Is Miss Ayase here?
**[04:13] ---**
Huh? Who? I can't hear you.
**[04:16] ---**
Maybe the cafeteria?
**[04:18] ---**
Like he'd go to such a rowdy place!
He's at the school store. The co-op!
**[04:22] ---**
*Co-op?*
**[04:24] ---**
*I'll drop by after I check the cafeteria.*
**[04:41] ---**
*She's not here. I should try the co-op.*
**[04:47] ---**
*I guess I'll try the cafeteria.*
**[04:56] ---**
*Nowhere to be found.*
**[04:57] ---**
*Nowhere to be found.*
**[05:02] ---**
*She's avoiding me.*
**[05:04] ---**
*She realized this morning
how boring I am*
**[05:07] ---**
*and must've thought
that I'm a pain in the butt.*
**[05:09] ---**
Sheesh, where are you, Okarun?
**[05:12] ---**
Lunch break is gonna be over soon!
**[05:15] ---**
*This is the worst.*
**[05:20] ---**
*Come to think,
he was pretty lifeless this morning.*
**[05:23] ---**
*Maybe he doesn't like people
getting in his face?*
**[05:27] ---**
*Maybe I wasn't earnestly thinking
about Okarun's feelings.*
**[05:32] ---**
*Miss Ayase has so many friends, so I guess
I'm just a friend candidate.*
**[05:43] ---**
*Maybe I don't even count as a friend.*
**[06:08] ---**
*I was conceited.*
**[06:10] ---**
*I'm totes feelin' the blues.*
**[06:12] ---**
*Why am I always like this?*
**[06:15] ---**
*Why am I such a wimp?*
**[06:19] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[06:20] ---**
*I'm sorry, Okarun.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 22
THE SECRET ART
OF BEING ATTRACTIVE
**[09:05] ---**
*I must resort to power and cunning.*
**[09:09] ---**
*That way, I will win!*
**[09:21] ---**
I see you. I see you, my enemy.
**[09:27] ---**
I'm talking to you.
**[09:28] ---**
Wha!? Wh-What's this about?
Why are you talking to me?
**[09:32] ---**
I'm not interested in guys,
but I have no choice.
**[09:37] ---**
How is it possible...
**[09:39] ---**
for you to get along so well
with Miss Momo Ayase?
**[09:43] ---**
It's strange.
**[09:45] ---**
You're not particularly handsome.
You're short and quite dull.
**[09:48] ---**
But you're always being chummy
with Momo Ayase.
**[09:52] ---**
And as of late, Miss Shiratori as well.
**[09:55] ---**
Tell me how you do it!
**[09:57] ---**
How are you popular
with all the beautiful girls?
**[09:59] ---**
No, I'm not popular at all!
**[10:01] ---**
Okarun!
**[10:02] ---**
Found it, Okarun!
**[10:04] ---**
The other family jewel!
**[10:06] ---**
What the?
**[10:07] ---**
Sorry! Was I interrupting?
**[10:10] ---**
Oh no, we weren't talking about much,
so it's not a nuisance at all.
**[10:16] ---**
Okarun, is this your friend?
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, well, each person has
a different definition of friendship,
**[10:21] ---**
so if you say we're friends,
then I suppose we are.
**[10:24] ---**
Really? Cool!
Be good to Okarun, okay?
**[10:30] ---**
Anyway, there was a golden ball!
**[10:32] ---**
A great adventure?
**[10:33] ---**
Miss Ayase, let's talk about that outside.
**[10:36] ---**
*I got it!*
**[10:37] ---**
*The secret to being popular is spicy talk!*
**[10:41] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[10:44] ---**
You're in Class B, right?
**[10:47] ---**
Can you please stop visiting
other classes so often?
**[10:52] ---**
Some people want to study,
**[10:54] ---**
and it's a nuisance
for you to run around like this.
**[10:58] ---**
Oh, sorry. I'll be more careful!
**[11:02] ---**
Okay Okarun, let's head outside!
**[11:04] ---**
Okay!
**[11:05] ---**
Takakura, there's no need
to go reluctantly!
**[11:10] ---**
If you can't tell her, I'll tell her for you!
**[11:13] ---**
Huh? Is that true?
**[11:15] ---**
No, it's not. What's this about?
**[11:19] ---**
Hey, he's saying that's not the case.
**[11:21] ---**
If you're right there,
he'll be too scared to say anything!
**[11:24] ---**
Takakura, I'm sorry that
I didn't notice until now.
**[11:27] ---**
I'm the class president,
so you can tell me anything!
**[11:30] ---**
No, um...
**[11:32] ---**
Hey, Okarun, can you tell her
that she's an idiot?
**[11:35] ---**
I was just about to say...
**[11:37] ---**
Don't intimidate him!
**[11:39] ---**
You shut up for a bit!
**[11:40] ---**
You shouldn't be shouting so loudly!
**[11:43] ---**
Let me talk!
**[11:45] ---**
*Damn it! He's so popular!*
**[11:48] ---**
*When? What timing
do I need to cut in to be popular?*
**[11:51] ---**
Okarun's never said
anything about this before.
**[11:51] ---**
*Now? She's cute.*
**[11:53] ---**
*Now? So cute.*
**[11:54] ---**
*Now!*
**[11:56] ---**
Ten gallon weenie.
**[12:01] ---**
Don't give up, Kinta.
**[12:08] ---**
Wiener.
**[12:10] ---**
Do you wanna die?
**[12:21] ---**
What's with that skank?
She really pisses me off!
**[12:24] ---**
What does she even
know about you, Okarun?
**[12:27] ---**
I had so many things coming at me
all at once and I couldn't react.
**[12:33] ---**
But I was happy because people in my class
never really talked to me until now.
**[12:38] ---**
Maybe it's because you're pretty cool lately.
**[12:41] ---**
Huh? R-Really?
**[12:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:46] ---**
Hurray.
**[12:49] ---**
Are you all right?
**[12:51] ---**
What was with that "hurray"?
**[12:54] ---**
Cracks me up.
**[12:55] ---**
Then what was I supposed to say?
**[13:00] ---**
That's fine. It's so like you, Okarun!
**[13:06] ---**
Anyway, the family jewels!
**[13:07] ---**
You saw Miko's picture, right?
**[13:09] ---**
Yes, I saw it!
**[13:13] ---**
It looked like the space
around the golden ball was warped.
**[13:16] ---**
It seems like an orb or a fireball.
**[13:19] ---**
Maybe a spirit was in the middle
of transporting the family jewels somewhere.
**[13:24] ---**
Turbo Granny did say that
other spirits would want it, too.
**[13:28] ---**
They are definitely
talking about something spicy.
**[13:31] ---**
Why? Why is Takakura's spicy talk okay,
but mine is worthy of death?
**[13:37] ---**
I wanna know!
I wanna gain that technique!
**[13:41] ---**
How can he get away with spicy talk
so naturally like that?
**[13:45] ---**
And I wanna be lovey-dovey with beautiful girls
like Miss Momo Ayase!
**[13:48] ---**
- Wanna try going that way?
- No, I will!
**[13:52] ---**
*But still, what are they doing
in a place like this?*
**[13:55] ---**
*It doesn't seem like
they live in this housing complex.*
**[14:02] ---**
Uh, wh-what a coincidence!
**[14:05] ---**
We went the same way home from school.
**[14:10] ---**
Huh?
**[14:15] ---**
*At this rate, Miss Ayase's lips
and mine will touch.*
**[14:22] ---**
How did things end up this way?
**[14:25] ---**
It's that perv from your class, Okarun!
**[14:27] ---**
Is he the true form
of the family jewel spirit?
**[14:30] ---**
Momo-chan! Over there!
**[14:38] ---**
Family jewels! Gotta catch 'em all!
**[14:40] ---**
What a bummer.
**[14:44] ---**
So fast!
**[14:51] ---**
Okarun!
**[14:52] ---**
Momo-chan, this isn't a ghost at all.
**[14:55] ---**
It has a physical body.
**[14:58] ---**
There's definitely someone there!
**[15:06] ---**
Momo-chan, be careful.
**[15:08] ---**
I can't see it, but there's something there.
**[15:11] ---**
Oh! It ran away!
**[15:12] ---**
Momo-chan, hop on!
**[15:14] ---**
What's going on with that thing?
**[15:16] ---**
It turned left up there!
**[15:18] ---**
Oh! He's giving her
a piggyback ride! I'm jealous!
**[15:21] ---**
Hey, Perv! Watch our backpacks!
**[15:24] ---**
If you lose them, I'll butcher ya!
**[15:25] ---**
Bra-ger that!
**[15:26] ---**
Now I'm definitely going to butcher you.
**[15:29] ---**
Why is that? What part of my spicy talk
is unacceptable?
**[15:33] ---**
Spicy talk in general is disgusting!
**[15:35] ---**
Get back here, family jewels!
**[15:37] ---**
You're saying it!
You're saying spicy stuff!
**[15:45] ---**
Crap, I lost sight of it!
**[15:56] ---**
Momo-chan!
**[16:01] ---**
Damn you!
**[16:03] ---**
Ugh, what's with that thing?
It's running like crazy!
**[16:18] ---**
All right!
**[16:26] ---**
Okarun!
**[16:28] ---**
Momo-chan! That thing fell down.
**[16:30] ---**
Okarun, grab onto me!
**[16:32] ---**
Are you sure?
**[16:33] ---**
It's fine!
**[16:44] ---**
There it is!
**[17:01] ---**
Okarun, are you okay?
**[17:03] ---**
Hold on just a sec. I can't breathe.
**[17:10] ---**
Sorry, I was reckless!
**[17:15] ---**
No, it's all right.
**[17:20] ---**
This is bad. I didn't think I was this powerless
when I can't see the opponent.
**[17:27] ---**
Same for me.
**[17:30] ---**
More like, isn't that thing cheating?
**[17:32] ---**
What's with this invisibility crap?
**[17:34] ---**
- Come on, now.
- Not fair, not fair, not fair!
**[17:41] ---**
Wasn't that the perv?
**[17:43] ---**
Did he follow us?
**[17:44] ---**
This is terrible!
**[17:47] ---**
Momo-chan, what's the plan?
**[17:49] ---**
None! Priority is to save the perv!
**[17:54] ---**
Wait, hold it right there!
**[18:01] ---**
Oh, so amazing!
**[18:02] ---**
You saved me! Thank you!
I want to hug you!
**[18:05] ---**
You dumbass, don't follow us!
**[18:06] ---**
And what happened to our backpacks?
**[18:09] ---**
Momo-chan, it's coming!
**[18:13] ---**
I will have you tell me later
exactly what you two are.
**[18:17] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[18:18] ---**
I'm tellin' ya to get lost
cuz you're in the way!
**[18:22] ---**
Let's go!
**[18:23] ---**
Jet Stream Attack!
**[18:27] ---**
That didn't do anything!
**[18:28] ---**
What a bummer.
**[18:30] ---**
Look at it from three directions!
**[18:32] ---**
It's highly likely that it's using
retro-reflective projection technology!
**[19:11] ---**
I see it!
**[19:15] ---**
Got it!
**[19:16] ---**
Okarun, aim for this spot!
**[19:23] ---**
Going full throttle!
**[19:36] ---**
Nice, Okarun.
**[19:38] ---**
Nice, Miss Ayase.
**[19:39] ---**
Nice job to you, too.
**[19:41] ---**
How'd you figure out
that thing's weakness?
**[19:44] ---**
I thought the invisibility
was from optical camouflage.
***SIGN*** ESS EFF SPECIAL A MYSTERY IN OPTICS
**[19:51] ---**
That's elemental for sci-fi.
**[19:53] ---**
By detecting the imagery
the opponent is seeing,
**[19:55] ---**
you project that image
on the suit you're wearing
**[19:58] ---**
to make it seem like your body is invisible.
**[20:00] ---**
But it doesn't work unless you accurately
project in your opponent's line of sight.
**[20:04] ---**
In this situation with multiple angles,
it's completely ineffective.
**[20:08] ---**
Okarun, this guy...
**[20:09] ---**
This is...
**[20:11] ---**
Wuh?
**[20:21] ---**
What is that? It's not a ghost!
**[20:23] ---**
A kaiju!
**[20:25] ---**
Okarun, what is that thing?
**[20:27] ---**
I have no idea!
**[20:28] ---**
What happened to the golden ball
that we defeated thanks to my hint?
**[20:32] ---**
You dumbass! Stop with the spicy talk
at every opportunity! It's gross!
**[20:35] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:36] ---**
But I welcome this physical contact.
**[20:40] ---**
We were able to see the family jewels
when it was invisible.
**[20:43] ---**
Right now,
isn't the family jewel-ness all gone?
**[20:45] ---**
Indeed.
**[20:46] ---**
Hey! What's different about
my spicy jokes? Come on!
**[20:50] ---**
It's not moving for now,
so let's go down there and check it out.
**[20:59] ---**
Takakura, can you tell me?
How do you make spicy talk work?
**[21:04] ---**
It's better not to say it.
**[21:07] ---**
Damn it, you've been so annoying
with spicy this, spicy that!
**[21:10] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[21:12] ---**
Miss Ayase!
**[23:37] ---**
In any case, why are they all
repeatedly making spicy comments,
**[23:40] ---**
but only mine are deemed disgusting?
**[23:42] ---**
Is it that my spicy jokes are a bit old?
***SIGN*** EPISODE 23 HEY, IT'S A KAIJU
**[23:45] ---**
Next episode, "Hey, it's a Kaiju."
**[23:47] ---**
Are you saying there is a state-of-the-art tool
that goes beyond current technology?
**[23:50] ---**
No, but wait!
# 23 - Hey, it’s a Kaiju
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[00:43] ---**
Miss Ayase, the sky...
**[00:46] ---**
Is this the alien's...
**[00:48] ---**
For real?
**[00:49] ---**
An alien! It's a space kaiju!
**[00:54] ---**
How do we beat that thing?
**[00:55] ---**
No idea!
**[00:57] ---**
Any weaknesses?
**[00:58] ---**
No clue!
**[01:08] ---**
An alien?
**[01:10] ---**
Aira!
**[01:13] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[01:15] ---**
Everyone suddenly disappeared!
**[01:18] ---**
Did I do something again?
**[01:20] ---**
It's not your fault.
**[01:22] ---**
Looks like it's best
if we group up with Momo Ayase!
**[01:25] ---**
The sky is pitch black!
**[01:31] ---**
It's a kaiju!
**[01:34] ---**
Run for it!
**[01:53] ---**
Ridiculous!
**[01:58] ---**
- Perv!
- Help me!
**[02:01] ---**
I can't keep running forever!
**[02:14] ---**
Can you not do that
while we're in school uniforms?
**[02:17] ---**
Seriously that!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 23
HEY, IT'S A KAIJU
**[03:52] ---**
Jiji! Take that guy and run!
**[03:54] ---**
Hold on! I'm the leader!
**[03:58] ---**
Enjoji, take that guy and flee!
**[04:01] ---**
Got it!
**[04:03] ---**
Regroup at my place later!
**[04:15] ---**
You barfnugget! You can eat it!
**[04:20] ---**
What power!
**[04:23] ---**
Before it gigantifies,
it's an invisible speed type.
**[04:26] ---**
After it gigantifies,
it turns into a power type?
**[04:31] ---**
When it grows big, it only uses
melee attacks that utilize its power.
**[04:40] ---**
Then, how about this?
**[04:58] ---**
Look out!
**[05:13] ---**
It's not just power.
**[05:15] ---**
Ain't that unfair?
**[05:17] ---**
Are projectiles like that legit?
**[05:20] ---**
Space kaiju.
**[05:40] ---**
Listen here! You should be
more mindful of time and place!
**[05:45] ---**
If you don't...
**[05:47] ---**
then you'll never be popular!
**[05:55] ---**
Nice one, Aira!
**[05:56] ---**
Slowpoke Momo Ayase,
you go for the legs!
**[05:59] ---**
And you shall call me "Leader"!
**[06:02] ---**
Shut up already! Blockhead Aira!
**[06:14] ---**
How's that?
**[06:20] ---**
You fool!
**[06:22] ---**
It's because you didn't call me Leader!
**[06:25] ---**
Behold how a leader moves...
**[06:27] ---**
and watch closely!
**[06:47] ---**
How's that, Momo Ayase?
**[06:49] ---**
This is how a leader moves!
**[06:53] ---**
Behind you!
**[07:01] ---**
Leader this, leader that.
Shut up already!
**[07:09] ---**
Unhand me!
**[07:13] ---**
You are not damaging it!
**[07:15] ---**
That's fine!
More like, help me out here!
**[07:18] ---**
Huh? Why would I help you?
**[07:21] ---**
Are you saying the leader can't show me
some teamwork?
**[07:27] ---**
I suppose I must!
**[08:14] ---**
It's running out of control!
**[08:16] ---**
Who is it after?
**[08:30] ---**
Perhaps that kaiju
is the descendant of a dinosaur,
**[08:33] ---**
and it's evolved to survive in space.
**[08:35] ---**
Maybe it converts an unknown cosmic energy
into electrical energy with that horn?
**[08:40] ---**
That would explain
the optical camouflage, too.
**[08:43] ---**
If we can get to the light source,
we might be able to stop it.
**[08:47] ---**
In the meantime, I will keep
diverting this thing's attention!
**[08:59] ---**
Not bad!
**[09:01] ---**
Now, let's do this!
**[09:06] ---**
All right!
**[09:15] ---**
Eat this!
**[09:24] ---**
A job well done.
**[09:31] ---**
It's finally my turn to shine.
**[09:39] ---**
What's this? It got scared of a powerful,
pretty soldier and ran away.
**[09:43] ---**
You moron, it hasn't run away!
It's coming!
**[09:46] ---**
What are you talking about?
It's not here!
**[09:53] ---**
- Aira!
- Aira-chan!
**[09:59] ---**
Aira-chan, jump!
**[10:05] ---**
Ouch!
**[10:07] ---**
What's going on here?
**[10:09] ---**
Don't drop your guard.
**[10:11] ---**
It's right there. You can't see it
because it's invisible.
**[10:16] ---**
Invisible, you say?
**[10:23] ---**
I can only see a dust cloud!
**[10:33] ---**
Aira!
**[10:39] ---**
Aira-chan!
**[10:53] ---**
Let's go!
**[10:57] ---**
Damn it! What's up with this?
**[11:01] ---**
What's going on here?
**[11:03] ---**
P-Please don't drip that sweat on me!
**[11:07] ---**
H-How horrible!
This handsome guy is the worst!
**[11:10] ---**
He puts up a good front,
but he actually looks down on people!
**[11:14] ---**
It's nothing like that!
**[11:15] ---**
Damn it, take my sweat and snot!
**[11:18] ---**
Wait up! Stop! Seriously!
**[11:21] ---**
I'll end up becoming
a complicated po-po-po-pow!
**[11:28] ---**
Ouch! You're the worst!
**[11:30] ---**
This handsome guy is the worst!
**[11:48] ---**
That was close.
**[11:50] ---**
No, seriously. Please don't do that.
**[12:06] ---**
Who're you?
You wanna be murdered?
**[12:11] ---**
Your face changed?
**[12:15] ---**
Why do you stand before me?
**[12:22] ---**
Are you someone like Takakura?
**[12:31] ---**
Wait! Where are you going?
**[12:33] ---**
You need to take me and flee, don't you?
**[12:36] ---**
Are you going to leave me
all alone? Is that okay?
**[12:38] ---**
What will Miss Momo Ayase say if you
did something like that? Huh?
**[12:43] ---**
Where is Momo?
**[12:44] ---**
What are you talking about?
She told you earlier to flee!
**[12:48] ---**
She said regroup at her house!
**[12:50] ---**
Regroup?
**[12:53] ---**
Is today the day that I can fight him?
**[12:57] ---**
Hurray!
**[13:00] ---**
Hey, hold on a second!
**[13:01] ---**
Don't leave me behind!
**[13:11] ---**
Okarun!
**[13:15] ---**
Going full throttle.
**[13:21] ---**
Nice one, Okarun!
**[13:22] ---**
Crap!
**[13:23] ---**
I used my second full throttle!
**[13:26] ---**
What?
**[13:30] ---**
I'm falling!
**[13:34] ---**
Miss Ayase, thank you very much!
**[13:36] ---**
Don't, "Whoa!" me!
**[13:39] ---**
What are we gonna do?
You can't transform anymore!
**[13:41] ---**
There's nothing I can do about it!
**[13:57] ---**
Retreat!
**[13:59] ---**
Miss Ayase!
**[14:00] ---**
The power lines!
We're gonna hit the power lines!
**[14:03] ---**
Shut up!
**[14:05] ---**
Run by yourself, then!
**[14:06] ---**
That's impossible!
Miss Shiratori is unconscious!
**[14:09] ---**
Wake her up. She's the leader, isn't she?
**[14:12] ---**
But that's so terrible!
**[14:18] ---**
Ugh, geez! I'm the only one
who's doing all the running!
**[14:23] ---**
I'm so sorry, Miss Ayase.
Thank you very much!
**[14:26] ---**
We have our barrier for now,
so our place would be okay, right?
**[14:30] ---**
Huh? Miss Shiratori, are you all right?
**[14:33] ---**
Huh? She's not peeling off.
**[14:34] ---**
Miss Shiratori!
**[14:37] ---**
Hey! She's faking it!
**[14:39] ---**
Get off, damn you!
**[14:41] ---**
So horrible!
What the hell are you doing?
**[14:43] ---**
Since when were you faking it,
you skank?
**[14:45] ---**
Give me back the steps
that brought you all the way here!
**[14:48] ---**
Like I could return it!
**[14:49] ---**
I was hit by an attack because
you're a slowpoke in the first place!
**[14:53] ---**
Oh, you're here!
**[14:56] ---**
H-He's turned into Evil Eye!
**[14:58] ---**
What?
**[15:00] ---**
Let's hurry up and fight!
I'm sick of waiting for you!
**[15:04] ---**
Today isn't a day to fight, so nope.
**[15:06] ---**
That's right, Evil Eye. Today isn't it.
**[15:08] ---**
He has clothes on.
**[15:16] ---**
What should we do?
Should we ask Evil Eye to fight with us?
**[15:19] ---**
We can't do that.
**[15:21] ---**
The promise is that
he's only going to fight with me.
**[15:23] ---**
If it becomes okay for him to fight others,
then who knows what he'll think afterwards.
**[15:34] ---**
Is Ms. Seiko not home?
**[15:36] ---**
She's in a different prefecture today
for a TV show.
**[15:39] ---**
Oh, crap! We can't do this
if it's just me and Aira, huh?
**[15:43] ---**
It'd be nice if we knew
about its weakness or something.
**[15:46] ---**
Man, this sucks.
**[15:49] ---**
Miss Ayase, what's that?
**[15:52] ---**
That part is glowing.
**[15:55] ---**
May I see it for a bit?
**[15:56] ---**
What's up?
**[16:18] ---**
It's here, here, here, here, here!
**[16:20] ---**
The kaiju is headed this way!
**[16:23] ---**
Momo Ayase! It's coming!
**[16:24] ---**
Crap!
**[16:25] ---**
I guess we gotta do this!
**[16:34] ---**
Okarun, take care of Evil Eye
and Perv over here, too!
**[16:37] ---**
Eek! This is a terrible dream!
It's not reality!
**[16:41] ---**
Who the hell is this guy?
**[16:51] ---**
Miss Ayase! Let's use this!
**[16:54] ---**
The nanoskin!
**[16:55] ---**
We fixed this house with nanoskin!
**[16:58] ---**
That's why it was glimmering!
**[17:00] ---**
Hold on, this isn't the time for...
**[17:03] ---**
If we use this nanoskin,
we might be able
**[17:06] ---**
to defeat that space kaiju!
**[17:24] ---**
Crap. Crap, crap!
The footsteps are getting closer!
**[17:28] ---**
Okarun, what's your strategy?
How are we gonna use this to defeat it?
**[17:33] ---**
Hey, what're you doing?
**[17:35] ---**
I wanna murder.
**[17:37] ---**
This house is almost
completely made from nanoskin.
**[17:41] ---**
Mr. Ludris had said...
**[17:44] ---**
that nanoskin is made
from ultra-high-density nanomachines.
**[17:48] ---**
The nanomachines catch our brains' electric
signals and give shape to what we imagine.
**[17:56] ---**
So, what does that mean?
**[17:58] ---**
I'll just try it out for starters!
**[18:00] ---**
I wanna kill.
**[18:01] ---**
Don't get in the way!
**[18:03] ---**
Did you say nanomachines?
**[18:06] ---**
Listen up.
**[18:07] ---**
Imagine that this entire house
is one nanoskin,
**[18:11] ---**
and we'll reshape the entire thing!
**[18:17] ---**
Whoa, what is this?
**[18:18] ---**
Is this okay?
The house won't break, right?
**[18:21] ---**
Crap! I can't imagine it right!
**[18:23] ---**
What're you trying to imagine?
**[18:25] ---**
Just something really big.
**[18:29] ---**
The walls are closing in!
**[18:31] ---**
Miss Shiratori, please get away!
I can't concentrate!
**[18:33] ---**
Shiratori! You get your ass over here!
**[18:37] ---**
Okarun! Turn everything back for now!
**[18:39] ---**
Or else we'll get crushed by the house!
**[18:41] ---**
Got it!
**[18:43] ---**
Takakura, if it's an image
of something big, leave it to me!
**[18:47] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[18:49] ---**
Nanomachines are from sci-fi.
And if we're talking sci-fi, I'm your guy!
**[18:56] ---**
I'm Kinta Sakata!
**[19:04] ---**
What? What? What?
**[19:06] ---**
A-Amazing!
**[19:08] ---**
We somehow got this?
**[19:10] ---**
I wanna murder.
**[19:11] ---**
Now, bring it on! My imagination!
**[19:16] ---**
Here it is!
**[19:26] ---**
Miss Shiratori!
**[19:27] ---**
I'll murder...
**[19:35] ---**
Okarun!
***SIGN*** BATHROOM
**[19:47] ---**
No, no, no, no!
**[19:48] ---**
Anything but falling down!
**[19:52] ---**
Wait, going up?
**[19:54] ---**
Damn idiots!
**[19:57] ---**
Come on, what is this?
**[20:00] ---**
My shoulders are gonna fall out!
**[20:05] ---**
I wanna... kill.
**[20:20] ---**
Yow!
**[21:06] ---**
Why?!
**[21:09] ---**
*Okay, hold on a sec,
what's going on?*
**[21:11] ---**
*Can everyone hear me?*
**[21:12] ---**
*I can hear you!*
**[21:13] ---**
*I hear you.*
**[21:15] ---**
*Sakata, this is amazing that you can
imagine something like this.*
**[21:18] ---**
This isn't what I imagined!
**[21:21] ---**
I'm sorry, it might be my fault.
**[21:22] ---**
You said something big,
so I thought of a Buddha.
**[21:25] ---**
*God damn it!*
**[21:27] ---**
*But it's fine because
I'm currently riding in a robot!*
**[21:30] ---**
*Shut up! Stop shouting!*
**[21:33] ---**
*I'm not mature enough to stay quiet
with a robot in front of me!*
**[21:37] ---**
*I wanna kill.*
**[21:40] ---**
I hereby dub thee
Great Kinta Bodhisattva, Zeta Version!
**[21:44] ---**
I have bestowed upon you a name.
Yes, it was me!
**[21:49] ---**
Now let's go, Great Kin...
**[21:54] ---**
More like, how do we move this thing?
**[23:37] ---**
Is this unit...
**[23:38] ---**
I don't care, just hurry up and move it!
**[23:40] ---**
You're amazing, Sakata!
**[23:41] ---**
I wanna kill.
**[23:42] ---**
Takakura, are you in love with anyone?
**[23:44] ---**
Can you ask me that question, too?
**[23:45] ---**
Who's this guy?
**[23:46] ---**
Let's go, everyone!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 24 CLASH! SPACE KAIJU VS. GIANT ROBOT!
**[23:47] ---**
"Clash! Space Kaiju vs. Giant Robot!"
**[23:50] ---**
Please watch it!
# 24 - Clash! Space Kaiju vs. Giant Robot!
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**[00:45] ---**
Hold on a second.
**[00:49] ---**
How the hell do we move this thing?
**[00:51] ---**
*I have no clue!*
**[00:52] ---**
*But look, Miss Ayase!
The kaiju is coming!*
**[00:54] ---**
Wait up! Hold on!
**[00:56] ---**
Can I push this button?
Will it not explode?
**[00:58] ---**
*There's a lever here! Should I pull it?*
**[01:00] ---**
*Why have you locked me up
in a place like this?*
**[01:03] ---**
*Calm down!*
**[01:04] ---**
Everyone, listen to me!
**[01:07] ---**
I'm going to check the manual.
**[01:10] ---**
Amazing.
**[01:11] ---**
The energy gain is over fivefold.
**[01:14] ---**
*- I wanna kick this guy!
- Let me out!*
**[01:15] ---**
All right, everyone! Let's all
push a button of our choice!
**[01:26] ---**
- It exploded!
- Let me out!
**[01:27] ---**
I think that was my fault!
**[01:28] ---**
- Hold on! Someone flew off!
- Don't do it all at once!
***SIGN*** DANGER
STEALTH KAIJU
BIG
NOTHING TOO BAD
***SIGN*** THAT'S A HORN
THOSE ARE EYES
I'M A GENIUS
I'M KINTA SAKATA
**[02:06] ---**
Gimme a break, you punk!
**[03:08] ---**
Miss Ayase?
**[03:12] ---**
- Freedom!
- Evil Eye?
**[03:41] ---**
Out! I'm finally out!
**[03:47] ---**
Evil Eye! Are you okay?
**[03:53] ---**
Did you do that? Can we engage
in a death match right now?
**[03:55] ---**
Absolutely not!
This isn't the time for that!
**[04:05] ---**
What's that? It's huge!
**[04:07] ---**
Oh no! Miss Ayase
and the others are still inside!
**[04:10] ---**
Is it strong?
**[04:11] ---**
It's too strong! What am I supposed to do
against something like that?
**[04:19] ---**
Miss Ayase!
**[04:20] ---**
I want to fight that thing!
**[04:25] ---**
What should I do? At this rate...
**[04:36] ---**
Evil Eye! Just this once...
**[04:49] ---**
I finally figured out
how to move this thing.
**[04:56] ---**
If it's a robot made out of nanoskin,
then all I have to do is visualize, right?
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For me, it was my dream
to pilot a giant robot!
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I've watched countless robot anime shows
and imagined it tens of thousands of times.
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Amazing! The nanoskin...
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regenerated and transformed!
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You could say I am the robot itself.
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No, the robot is me!
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*What are you yapping on about?*
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Kinta the End of Joytoy Pegasus Sakata!
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Moving out!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 24
CLASH! SPACE KAIJU VS. GIANT ROBOT!
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Here goes!
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This thing can move.
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Blazing Wind!
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Frontal Punch!
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Impressive!
You're actually moving it, Sakata!
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Keep at it and get 'em!
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Daedalus Achack!
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Rocket...
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Punch!
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Ultramagnetic Wave...
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Tornado!
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- Hey, look at that guy.
- Oh man, he's at it again.
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That otaku...
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- Isn't he gross?
- He brought it again.
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Ew! Gross!
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Watch where you're going!
Outta the way, moron!
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You still buy crap like that?
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Aren't you way too old for that?
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See ya, little boy!
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Later, Otaku!
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Who cares?
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What difference does it make?
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Because I love it so much!
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I...
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love robots!
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I have always been preparing.
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I believed that I'd pilot a robot someday!
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So I'm perfectly prepared
for robot motion sickness!
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Ultramagnetic Wave Spin!
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What happened?
I can't see anything from here!
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It's gone? Impossible!
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It was definitely here moments ago.
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I was hit?
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Could it be doing
its usual invisibility thing?
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Doing something like that is useless.
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I can create what I imagine
with this robot!
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Stop deploying airbags
each and every time!
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Hold on a sec!
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If I use the... infrared scope...
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your guise... will be exposed!
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The head broke!
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This guy is pretty flimsy!
Is it because it was originally a house?
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*Sakata, run!*
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*Push the button on the bottom!*
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Damn it! The airbag deployed,
so I can't reach it!
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Help me! I'm gonna die!
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I'm feeling sick.
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I'm beggin' ya,
please stay still for a little bit.
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This is way worse than seasickness.
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That's Miss Ayase's...
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It's huge!
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That robot can use the abilities
of its pilots!
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With this, we can see
that turd kaiju as clear as day!
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You will not be getting away with this.
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Aira, you okay?
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Aira, don't you dare let that guy go!
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Slowly! Move slowly!
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All right. Well done, you guys!
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Leave the rest to me,
Kinta Emperor Great Pegasus Sakata!
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*Shut up!
And you better not move this!*
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*When you move this,
we all get motion sickness!*
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*More like, who the hell are you?*
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*Momo Ayase!
Hurry up and do something!*
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*I can't keep holding it back forever!*
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*Please wait!
It's not done regenerating yet!*
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*We can't attack in its current state!*
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Each and every one of you...
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Just shut up already!
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There, problem solved!
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Get up there!
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Crap! Crap!
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- Hey!
- Huh?
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Run for it!
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Hurray!
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Take that!
You get motion sickness, too!
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Watch closely, Perv!
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I'll show you how this is done!
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You don't punch or kick kaiju.
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Ya gotta go with a power bomb!
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Whoa! What the hell is this?
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It suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
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It's a robot!
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Crap! We're back!
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How do we put it back?
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*Imagery! Visualize it!*
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I see!
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- It's a UFO!
- It transformed into a UFO!
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No, it's a UAP!
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*Crap, crap, crap! It turned into a UFO!*
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*It's fine, we just need to get back!*
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*Got it!*
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I got to pilot a robot!
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Whoa! What the hell is this?
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It suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
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It's a robot!
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- It's a UFO!
- It transformed into a UFO!
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No, it's a UAP!
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Oh! I've been left behind! Miss Ayase!
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What the hell? It's a kaiju!
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Is it like an animal suit?
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Hello, excuse me!
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*Whoa! The pocket space disappeared,
but it's still here!*
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*It's dangerous to leave this guy alone here!*
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Evil Eye! Evil Eye!
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Evil Eye!
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What are you doing?
Don't climb up there!
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No! Can't do this, can't do that!
I can't do a single thing!
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Just get down from there!
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No way!
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Sheesh! What should I...
***SIGN*** CITY OF PEACE KAMIGOE CITY
***SIGN*** CITY OF PEACE KAMIGOE CITY
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Here, eat this!
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Hot! Tasty!
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It's tasty? I'm glad!
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Why am I eating a meat bun?
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Just help me carry the kaiju, please!
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Oh! Right, the kaiju!
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Where's the kaiju? Did we defeat it?
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It's totally tiny now!
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Come on, wake up!
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Mr. Jiji, please hold that end!
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Ready...
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Heavy!
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So what is this thing? A UMA?
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It's likely a large alien kaiju, probably!
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An alien kaiju?
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Sounds like it would never
eat takoyaki and stuff!
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I'm sure it won't eat that!
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This has got to be
a ferocious carnivorous alien kaiju!
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No, it's a super delicious
ferocious carnivorous alien kaiju!
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It's a very, very ultra dreadnought class
carnivorous alien kaiju revised!
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Oh, crap!
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My back muscles can't take it anymore!
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We made it!
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My back muscles are...
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bom-ba-ye!
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Okarun, who the heck is this?
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I'm not sure, but I think
I'd have to call it a UMA,
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because UMAs were called kaijus
in the past.
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You're late, peons.
***SIGN*** BATHROOM
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You guys are completely useless.
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Sakata! That was amazing how quickly
you figured out how to move it.
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Spare me.
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It was quite elementary!
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Especially for me!
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Kin-chan, you look so cool!
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Don't talk to me so casually, Handsome Guy.
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Is Miss Ayase's side all right?
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They're fine.
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Thanks to me.
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I'm glad.
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Anyway, explain to me.
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Are you fighting to protect this planet
from those beings called kaiju?
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That's not really the case, but Miss Ayase
and I have been looking for a golden ball.
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And aliens and ghosts
are going after that golden ball.
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What?
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And we have to get that ball back.
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Can it be that this golden ball
has the fate of the world riding on it?
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No, it's not something that important.
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All right. I get it.
If you're gonna go that far, I shall...
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lend you my power!
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Oh, there's no need.
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Kin-chan, it's seriously some
stressful stuff, so you shouldn't.
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Hey, Handsome!
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I haven't forgotten, you hear?
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You're someone who I can't
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trust at all!
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If you befriend
a split personality guy like him,
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you can't protect this planet!
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Kin-chan is correct!
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I've been told not to interfere
that much, too! We're buddies!
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What? What's up?
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What's going on? Status report!
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I can see a part of a person
inside its mouth.
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Seriously?
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It can't be... Did it eat a human?
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Hot guy! You check it out!
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What? No way!
I can't handle any gore!
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You're so useless! What's the point of having
a hot guy like you around, then?
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Kin-chan, you're really harsh towards me!
Did I do something to you?
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I'll check it out!
It's my own golden ball, after all.
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Huh?
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This is...
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Wait for me.
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Perv.
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Can you help us with fixing the house?
***SIGN*** DAN
***SIGN*** DAN DA
***SIGN*** DAN DA DAN