Season 2

13 - Like, This Is the Legend of the Giant Snake

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[00:21] ---
    I've heard that a pack of wolves disperses
    as soon as you strike their leader.

[00:41] ---
    Crap! I feel lightheaded.
[00:54] ---
    So hot!
[00:55] ---
    Yow! Yikes!
[00:56] ---
    What did he do?
[00:57] ---
    Maybe he touched a weird spot?
[00:59] ---
    Hey! The girl's getting away!
[01:01] ---
    Get her!
[01:06] ---
    Look out! The fence is falling down!
    Let's get outta here quick!
[01:10] ---
    We're gonna be crushed!
[01:12] ---
    Dunno what's going on,
    but now's my chance!
[01:40] ---
    Whoa.
[01:42] ---
    What a great view.
[01:46] ---
    Good thing this happened to be
    a run-down hot springs.
[01:49] ---
    Talk about lucky. Yep, I sure am.
[01:54] ---
    Turbo Granny? What are you doing here?
[01:56] ---
    Don't underestimate me.
[01:58] ---
    It clicked when Seiko mentioned
    the lad's address.
[02:02] ---
    That was hot springs territory.
[02:06] ---
    That's why I stealthily
    snuck into your backpack.
[02:11] ---
    Why can't you just ask to come?
[02:13] ---
    More like, what am I gonna do
    about this building?
[02:16] ---
    Forget it, it was already run-down.
    It's not like I did anything.
[02:21] ---
    Damn it! What the heck?
[02:23] ---
    Oww.
[02:25] ---
    Who the hell did all this?
[02:28] ---
    Are you the ones responsible?
[02:30] ---
    Hey! These guys are from the Kito family!
[02:32] ---
    You guys are still up to no good?
[02:34] ---
    Crap! Those are
    chamber of commerce guys!
[02:42] ---
    - Don't let 'em get away!
    - Scumbags! I hope you're locked up forever!
[02:45] ---
    Whew, that was a good bath.
[02:49] ---
    You saved me. Thanks.
SIGN    EPISODE 13
    LIKE, THIS IS THE LEGEND
    OF THE GIANT SNAKE
[02:52] ---
    Who would ever save you?
[02:54] ---
    The powers within this vessel
    just came out on its own.
[02:58] ---
    I guess so.
[03:00] ---
    Anyway, did you see Jiji's house?
[03:03] ---
    What do you think, Turbo Granny?
[03:05] ---
    I couldn't see anything at all.
[03:08] ---
    That place is no good.
[03:10] ---
    That house has soaked up
    too much human blood.
[03:22] ---
    Wicked! What is this?
[03:24] ---
    What should we do, Okarun?
[03:26] ---
    I'm not sure, either.
[03:28] ---
    For now, let's wait
    until Miss Ayase comes back.
[03:31] ---
    It's dangerous
    to haphazardly jump in there.
[03:36] ---
    Miss Ayase is back.
[03:38] ---
    Nice timing!
[03:40] ---
    Momo! I found something...
[05:24] ---
    You know that stupid family
    on the corner?
[05:27] ---
    They never say hello!
[05:30] ---
    Really. That makes me sick.
[05:33] ---
    This is our territory after all.
[05:36] ---
    People who don't know about manners
    need to be taught a lesson.
[05:40] ---
    Jin, don't just stand there.
    Sit down and have some snacks.
[05:45] ---
    Thanks!
[05:47] ---
    That's right, you better stay friendly.
[05:50] ---
    You don't have to pay rent
    because I'm so thoughtful.
[05:54] ---
    Thanks!
[05:55] ---
    Kids have such a hard time
    when their parents are so weak.
[05:58] ---
    If it weren't for us, you'd be out
    on the street with nowhere to go.
[06:03] ---
    That's right. You should be grateful.
[06:06] ---
    Mr. Jiji, what's the meaning of this?
[06:09] ---
    This is a rental house.
[06:11] ---
    While my parents are hospitalized,
    I don't have to pay rent.
[06:15] ---
    These folks are the Kitos, the landlords.
[06:18] ---
    Thanks to them, I can stay in this house.
[06:22] ---
    Then, we really did a bad thing
    to that wall.
[06:26] ---
    If they ask, say you don't know.
[06:28] ---
    Hey Jin.
[06:30] ---
    You disappeared without telling us.
[06:35] ---
    My friend said he wanted to come visit,
    so I went to go pick him up!
[06:40] ---
    I can at least do that, right?
[06:42] ---
    Not that I think you would,
[06:44] ---
    but you didn't try to bring in
    another spirit medium or something, did you?
[06:51] ---
    Huh? Gimme a break already!
[06:54] ---
    We don't have any ghosts
    around here, you dimwit!
[06:56] ---
    Are you trying to ruin
    our property's good reputation?
[06:59] ---
    Don't go around lying
    to people about ghosts!
[07:02] ---
    Oh, no, no. Does he look like
    a spirit medium to you?
[07:06] ---
    I was simply fooled
    by those other people!
[07:10] ---
    I have a hunter's license, you know?
[07:13] ---
    Unfortunate accidents happen
    pretty often in the mountains.
[07:17] ---
    For instance, if I was hunting a boar,
[07:21] ---
    and a person just happened
    to jump in front of me.
[07:26] ---
    Oh come on, now.
[07:28] ---
    Even if you have a license,
[07:30] ---
    pointing a gun at people
    will get you in trouble with the police.
[07:34] ---
    Hello there!
[07:44] ---
    Man, that was a pain.
[07:46] ---
    The chamber of commerce guys
    found us.
[07:50] ---
    If Officer Tsuru didn't help us out,
    we'd have been in trouble.
[07:54] ---
    That place was way too run-down.
[07:56] ---
    We have to find our next spot.
[07:58] ---
    It's troublesome for me
    if you're too reckless.
[08:01] ---
    It's hard dealing with the aftermath.
[08:03] ---
    What did you guys do this time?
[08:06] ---
    That's a secret from you, Mom.
[08:07] ---
    If anyone in the Kito family
    gets arrested, it's your fault, Tsuru-chan.
[08:12] ---
    Yo, Jin! Where have you been?
[08:15] ---
    Well, I was out with my friend.
[08:17] ---
    Don't you dare lie, okay?
[08:20] ---
    I hate liars more than anything else.
[08:24] ---
    Sure.
[08:25] ---
    Who's this guy?
[08:27] ---
    Oh, he's my best friend,
    and he wanted to come visit.
[08:34] ---
    So what's Jin's favorite soccer team?
[08:38] ---
    You'd know
    if you were his best friend, right?
[08:40] ---
    Um, he's...
[08:41] ---
    Jin, you stay quiet.
[08:44] ---
    It's not like you guys just met, is it?
[08:48] ---
    If you weren't actually his best friend,
[08:51] ---
    I'd have to ask why
    Jin brought you to this house.
[09:01] ---
    Z...
[09:03] ---
    Zaint-Germain.
[09:12] ---
    Well, well!
[09:14] ---
    You do know.
[09:16] ---
    He's Jin's best friend.
[09:24] ---
    Okarun! Nice one!
[09:26] ---
    Hey, Jin!
[09:29] ---
    There was one more. A girl.
[09:33] ---
    When's she coming back?
[09:36] ---
    Let's see, a girl.
    I wonder who that is?
[09:40] ---
    Come on, Jin. Are you telling the truth?
[09:44] ---
    Huh? Well, yes.
[09:46] ---
    You did yourself in just now.
[09:49] ---
    You lied to us.
[09:56] ---
    This must be the shrine
    for the Tsuchinoko, right?

[10:03] ---
    But more like, what's up with that guy?
[10:06] ---
    Do you need anything?
[10:08] ---
    Oh, um...
[10:10] ---
    Is this the Tsuchinoko shrine?
[10:12] ---
    Oh, yes, yes.
[10:15] ---
    Apologies for the awkward sight.
[10:17] ---
    I'm trying to become a BooTuber.
[10:19] ---
    Please, come on in.
[10:22] ---
    Are you sure it's okay to show me?
    Isn't that valuable?
[10:26] ---
    Not at all. I can't make any money
    off of something like this.
[10:30] ---
    Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.
[10:32] ---
    Wow, I can't wait!
[10:35] ---
    I should come back here again
    with Okarun!

[10:41] ---
    A Tsuchinoko?
[10:43] ---
    Doesn't look like it.
[10:44] ---
    I agree with you.
SIGN    GREAT SERPENT LORD SHRINE
[10:47] ---
    According to documents
    remaining in this shrine,
[10:49] ---
    "Dragon rising to heaven
    will cast a rainbow,
[10:52] ---
    and the wrath of the mountain
    will engulf the village."
[10:56] ---
    This region worshipped a giant snake.
[10:59] ---
    It was believed that when the giant snake living
    in the volcano gets hungry, the volcano erupts.
[11:06] ---
    Back then, the people offered
    one child from the village as sacrifice
[11:10] ---
    to satiate the giant snake's hunger.
[11:13] ---
    By doing so for the past 200 years,
    it has kept the volcano from erupting,
[11:18] ---
    and was even granted
    the blessing of hot springs.
[11:24] ---
    The thing that looks like an umbilical cord
    is supposedly from when the giant snake molted.
[11:28] ---
    Nowadays, by enshrining that giant snake skin,
    it's preventing the volcano from erupting.
[11:34] ---
    Then, what about the Tsuchinoko?
[11:35] ---
    My father said there would be more tourists
    if we called it a Tsuchinoko.
[11:39] ---
    Son of a...
[11:40] ---
    But thanks to that,
    people like you do come visit.
[11:45] ---
    This legend of the giant snake is a human sin.
[11:49] ---
    People who are robbed
    of logical thinking due to fear
[11:52] ---
    can believe in and even execute
    human sacrifices.
[11:55] ---
    So we don't repeat such sins,
    I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.
[12:02] ---
    Although I really want to become
    a headstand BooTuber.
[12:06] ---
    Wait, why don't you tell that story
    on BooTube?
[12:12] ---
    There was no Tsuchinoko.
[12:14] ---
    Okarun is going to be really disappointed.
[12:18] ---
    But he might like that old,
    local folktale story.

[12:23] ---
    Okay, then.
[12:25] ---
    I wonder if the two boys
    are deepening their friendship.
[12:30] ---
    I'm home. Did the ghosts show up?
[12:38] ---
    Our offerings are finally all here.
[12:41] ---
    Now let's start our festival.
[13:03] ---
    Ouch.
[13:05] ---
    Boobies!
[13:35] ---
    Crap. I'm getting dizzy.
[13:39] ---
    There, there, there.
[13:41] ---
    Good girl. Don't be scared.
[13:46] ---
    God damn turd!
[13:54] ---
    Just when I was sleeping soundly...
[13:57] ---
    Who the hell was squishing me like that?
[14:00] ---
    Turbo Granny! Thanks!
[14:02] ---
    And it'd help a ton
    if you could lend me a hand.
[14:04] ---
    I ain't gonna help ya.
[14:07] ---
    So, who are these guys?
[14:10] ---
    That's what I wanna know!
[14:14] ---
    Calm down, young lady.
[14:16] ---
    Stay away from me!
[14:17] ---
    Get outta this house right now!
[14:19] ---
    Hurry up!
[14:42] ---
    That hurt.
[14:47] ---
    Is she for real?
[14:58] ---
    Jennifer!
[15:00] ---
    Lopez!
[15:02] ---
    Anaconda!
[15:13] ---
    Mom is the strongest
    old woman in the Kito family!
[15:18] ---
    Who exactly is that girl?
[15:20] ---
    It seemed like she was using
    some sort of strange power.
[15:26] ---
    What exactly is that old hag?
[15:28] ---
    She's just a powerful old hag.
[15:30] ---
    Like they actually exist.
[15:32] ---
    You got one in your own house.
[15:34] ---
    True.
[15:35] ---
    Mom, look at that!
[15:37] ---
    Things are floating, and there's a talking cat!
[15:40] ---
    More like, what's with this room?
    It's seriously gross!
[15:44] ---
    Who the hell is this?
[15:46] ---
    She doesn't seem to be
    a spirit medium.
[15:49] ---
    If you're getting in the way of the festival,
[15:53] ---
    then that means you're here
    to destroy this village.
[15:57] ---
    The Kito Family has protected
    this land for generations.
[16:02] ---
    We won't let you have your way.
[16:04] ---
    Huh?
[16:05] ---
    You barged into someone's house, thrashed it
    all up, and that's what you say?
[16:10] ---
    Get out of here!
[16:12] ---
    Come on now.
[16:13] ---
    Who do you think is responsible for
    letting you bathe in the hot springs in peace?
[16:19] ---
    It's because we've been giving offerings
[16:21] ---
    to the Great Serpent Lord
    for the past 200 years!
[16:25] ---
    Thanks to that, the volcano
    is held back from erupting,
[16:28] ---
    and we're given the blessing of
    the Great Serpent Lord through the hot springs.
[16:32] ---
    If we, the Kito family,
    didn't manage this land,
[16:36] ---
    this village would be buried
    in magma by now.
[16:39] ---
    Hold on a second! Did you say
    you were offering sacrifices?
[16:42] ---
    Yeah. You deaf?
[16:46] ---
    This place is where the original altar was.
[16:49] ---
    This is where human sacrifices were made.
[16:53] ---
    Its appearance changed with the times,
    but this house is still that altar.
[17:00] ---
    And we of the Kito family
    invite sacrifices into this house,
[17:07] ---
    and offer them
    to the Great Serpent Lord.
[17:13] ---
    No way.
[17:14] ---
    So that's why Jiji's parents...
[17:17] ---
    We lucked out.
    We have exactly three people.
[17:21] ---
    We were almost short on offerings.
[17:29] ---
    The Great Serpent Lord
    is quite hungry right now.
[17:39] ---
    What the hell is this?
[17:42] ---
    Crap, crap!
[17:43] ---
    The floor turned into sand!
[17:45] ---
    Wanna go at it, huh?
[17:47] ---
    I have to get out of here!
[17:53] ---
    Think you can take me?!
[18:05] ---
    I won't let you cross this threshold.
[18:08] ---
    You'll be swallowed up by that quicksand
    and become the Great Serpent Lord's offering!
[18:14] ---
    This is seriously bad!
    Turbo Granny, do something!
[18:23] ---
    We've stepped into the quicksand!
[18:25] ---
    Into the Great Serpent Lord's realm!
[18:27] ---
    Miss Ayase, over here!
[18:29] ---
    Before it's too late!
[18:30] ---
    Momo! Use your psychic powers!
[18:32] ---
    Both of you, nice one!
    You're a lifesaver!
[18:49] ---
    Okarun, are you okay?
[18:51] ---
    Somehow...
[18:56] ---
    Wait, are you serious?
[18:59] ---
    How the hell are we gonna get back?
[19:05] ---
    What the hell are all these houses?
[19:07] ---
    Why are there so many underground?
[19:10] ---
    Momo! Okarun! Help me!
[19:14] ---
    Jiji! Where are you?
[19:17] ---
    Over here!
[19:19] ---
    Jiji!
[19:23] ---
    I'm gonna fall!
[19:24] ---
    I'll help you right now!
[20:06] ---
    Great Serpent Lord!
[20:07] ---
    How blessed we are by your arrival!
[20:10] ---
    We, the Kito family,
    are your faithful emissaries!
[20:17] ---
    Get the pose right or it'll eat you!
[20:19] ---
    That's the Great Serpent Lord!
[20:21] ---
    I've never seen it before.
[20:22] ---
    On this occasion,
    we present those three as sacrifices.
[20:26] ---
    Please do not mistake them
    for members of the Kito Family!
[20:29] ---
    Great Serpent Lord?
    You mean the one in this region's legend?
[20:31] ---
    Crap! It wasn't just a myth?
[20:34] ---
    That's a Kuragari.
[20:36] ---
    What the hell is a Kuragari?
[20:38] ---
    You know what that is?
[20:40] ---
    It's a Mongolian Death Worm!
[20:47] ---
    It's a giant man-eating earthworm UMA
    said to live in the Gobi Desert!
[20:51] ---
    But the stories about it
    say it's about 1.5 to 2 meters long.
[20:55] ---
    I've never heard of a Death Worm this huge!
[20:57] ---
    Then for the past 200 years,
[21:00] ---
    those guys have been offering sacrifices
    to an earthworm UMA?
[21:03] ---
    Now, Great Serpent Lord!
    Please feast on those three there!
[21:09] ---
    Hey! Gimme a break, damn hag!
[21:12] ---
    That's not a god you're worshipping!
[21:15] ---
    That's just a man-eating earthworm!
[21:18] ---
    Be appeased...
[21:21] ---
    Be appeased...
[21:31] ---
    It ate them!
[21:33] ---
    What are we gonna do about this?
[21:34] ---
    There's no way we can
    defeat something like this!
[21:37] ---
    This is definitely bad.
[21:40] ---
    Let's hide inside a house for now!
[21:42] ---
    Yeah, we can't stay outside.
[21:51] ---
    Both of you, hurry!
[21:53] ---
    That thing will spot you!
[22:00] ---
    What's wrong? Are both of you okay?
[23:52] ---
    Everyone, let's go!
[23:53] ---
    Yeah!
[23:54] ---
    The savage legend of the Great Serpent!
[23:57] ---
    Naki Kito! Work at hand never fails!
[24:00] ---
    That which is born from evil conventions...
    Its name is...
[24:04] ---
    Next episode, "The Evil Eye"!
SIGN    EPISODE 14 THE EVIL EYE

14 - The Evil Eye

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[00:52] ---
    Okarun!
[01:08] ---
    Okarun! What's wrong? Are you okay?
[01:14] ---
    Crap!
[01:26] ---
    Sound.
[01:27] ---
    It's reacting to sound.
[01:33] ---
    But it's not reacting to our voices.
[01:36] ---
    Maybe it's only picking up
    the sounds vibrating around this house.

[01:43] ---
    Hey, stop! What are you doing?
[01:45] ---
    Don't get in my way! Please let me die!
[01:51] ---
    Why...
[02:24] ---
    Please let me die...
[02:30] ---
    Why?
[02:31] ---
    What the hell is going on?
[02:33] ---
    Let me die...
[02:37] ---
    Momo! Don't! Stop!
[02:42] ---
    Something stabbed me.
[02:44] ---
    Nice one, cat!
    Wait, are you okay?
[02:46] ---
    What the hell?
[02:47] ---
    Ouch!
[02:49] ---
    Hey, dimwit! Tie that damn four-eyes up!
[02:52] ---
    O-Okay!
[02:54] ---
    I'm sorry, Okarun.
[02:55] ---
    When you're done there,
    tie her up too, dumbass!
[02:59] ---
    I'm sorry, Momo.
[03:02] ---
    Damn it!
[03:03] ---
    What's going on? Why is this happening?
[03:05] ---
    Psychic waves.
[03:08] ---
    That earthworm is emitting psychic waves.
[03:10] ---
    It's trying to make people
    inside the house commit suicide.
[03:14] ---
    Impossible.
[03:15] ---
    Then, because of that thing, my parents...
[03:18] ---
    But, if so, why am I doing fine?
[03:21] ---
    Huh? You haven't noticed yet?
[03:27] ---
    Momo! Stop it!
[04:43] ---
    Ouch...
[04:45] ---
    Come on, me.
[04:46] ---
    Don't give up.
[04:52] ---
    Okarun! Momo!
[04:53] ---
    Come on, stop it!
[04:56] ---
    I'm begging you! Snap out of it!
[04:58] ---
    Let me die!
[07:01] ---
    You're...
[07:07] ---
    Jiji, cut these handcuffs!
SIGN    EPISODE 14
    THE EVIL EYE
[07:09] ---
    I don't know why,
    but I've regained my sanity!
[07:11] ---
    Momo! Okarun!
[07:12] ---
    I'm sorry about this, Mr. Jiji!
[07:14] ---
    More like, what is this guy?
[07:17] ---
    We regained our sanity thanks to him?
[07:22] ---
    Whoa, gross!
[07:24] ---
    Don't look it in the eye!
[07:27] ---
    That's Evil Eye!
[07:29] ---
    His evil gaze will make people
    go insane and commit suicide!
[07:33] ---
    Suicide? That's the same as the psychic waves
    from that earthworm!
[07:37] ---
    Yeah. The Evil Eye's curse and the earthworm's
    psychic waves are cancelling each other out!
[07:43] ---
    I don't really get it,
    but the earthworm isn't moving!
[07:46] ---
    Okarun, get it!
[07:48] ---
    What a drag.
[07:50] ---
    Time to go full throttle.
[07:58] ---
    All right! You severed its head!
[08:00] ---
    Wait, how far did he fly off to?
[08:07] ---
    It grew a new mouth! That's not fair!
[08:10] ---
    Don't look it in the eye!
[08:12] ---
    It wasn't your fault, was it?
[08:13] ---
    My parents didn't end up like that
    because of you!
[08:18] ---
    Jiji!
[10:06] ---
    Just once...
[10:09] ---
    I wanted to play with... the others.
[10:25] ---
    Huh? He's still alive?
[10:27] ---
    He's wriggling around.
[11:20] ---
    There's a ghost!
[11:23] ---
    Hey! We're still eating!
[11:25] ---
    Right there! In front of us!
    There's a ghost!
[11:28] ---
    There's no such thing.
[12:03] ---
    There's something down below!
[12:09] ---
    That was so sudden.
    What will you do with the kid?
[12:12] ---
    He's an offering
    to the Great Serpent Lord.
[12:15] ---
    We'll bury him, house and all.
[12:19] ---
    That's her!
[12:21] ---
    I feel sorry for him,
    but this is to protect the village.
[12:25] ---
    It's our duty as members of the Kito Family.
[12:58] ---
    I will never...
[13:01] ---
    ever forgive them.
[13:04] ---
    Kill...
[13:05] ---
    I'll kill them.
[13:09] ---
    Look this way.
[13:11] ---
    Look at me!
[13:17] ---
    Jiji!
[13:19] ---
    Get a grip! There's no time
    to be dealing with that one!
[13:23] ---
    What's with him? He won't get away at all!
[13:25] ---
    Stop, Momo! He's different!
[13:28] ---
    He's not a bad guy!
[13:29] ---
    What, really?
[13:31] ---
    He's been fighting alone this whole time!
[13:34] ---
    He's been suffering all along!
[13:36] ---
    Wait, Jiji! Where are you going?
[13:39] ---
    Your body is down here, right?
[13:43] ---
    Jiji, wait. What's gotten into you?
[13:48] ---
    What the heck? The lower we go,
    the older the houses get.
[13:53] ---
    Are these all the houses that were built
    right here, along the years?
[13:57] ---
    Just you wait. I'll get you out right now.
[14:31] ---
    What the hell is up with you?
[14:34] ---
    What is this place?
[14:40] ---
    You were trapped down here for so long.
[14:43] ---
    You were protecting me this whole time?
[14:47] ---
    Stop it!
[14:48] ---
    Don't get any closer to him!
[14:51] ---
    Don't show him any sympathy!
[14:52] ---
    That guy is a yokai
    that drives humans to suicide!
[14:56] ---
    No! He's just like us!
[15:00] ---
    He may look different,
    but he's the same as us.
[15:04] ---
    He's not the same!
    You don't get it at all!
[15:07] ---
    Hold on! Both of you, calm down!
[15:09] ---
    What the hell is this?
[15:20] ---
    Ouch! What was that?
[15:23] ---
    My vision whited out for a sec.
[15:26] ---
    Oww.
[15:34] ---
    Whoa, crap! It's super sticky!
[15:38] ---
    You dense turd nuggets.
[15:40] ---
    Gimme a break!
[15:41] ---
    What happened to your good luck?
[15:43] ---
    My luck doesn't belong to anyone.
[15:46] ---
    Perhaps the good luck went to the enemy.
[15:49] ---
    What's up with that?
[15:51] ---
    Sheesh! Where the hell did Okarun go?
[15:57] ---
    My body is paralyzed... Can't move...
[16:01] ---
    In any case, we have to get out of here.
[16:09] ---
    All right!
[16:10] ---
    Jiji, can you grab onto me?
    We'll make our escape!
[16:18] ---
    Jiji?
[16:19] ---
    Hold on, what's wrong?
    Jiji!
[16:22] ---
    Jiji!
[16:46] ---
    I'm sorry.
[16:48] ---
    I've hated for so long.
[16:49] ---
    I was scared,
    and I thought it was your fault.
[16:53] ---
    But you were going through so much pain.
[16:58] ---
    I wanna play... I wanna play...
[17:04] ---
    Huh?
[17:11] ---
    I wanna play... Together...
[17:15] ---
    Okay! Here we go!
[17:17] ---
    Let's play together a whole ton!
    Whatcha wanna play?
[17:23] ---
    A lifetime isn't even enough!
[17:25] ---
    I'll hang out with you
    as much as you want!
[17:35] ---
    You finally said it.
[17:51] ---
    Jiji?
[17:52] ---
    You idiot! That's why I told you!
[17:54] ---
    You shouldn't trust Evil Eye!
[18:01] ---
    It shocked us again!
[18:43] ---
    Finally, I have acquired this body.
[18:47] ---
    It's time to murder all the humans.
[18:49] ---
    Jiji, that thing...
    Is that Evil Eye's power?
[18:52] ---
    Hey, brace yourself! Or he'll nab ya!
[18:57] ---
    Jiji?
[19:06] ---
    You possess a strange power.
[19:09] ---
    You turd nugget!
    Don't get cocky, scumbag!
[19:13] ---
    You are a yokai, I see.
[19:15] ---
    Have you become enslaved by humans?
[19:18] ---
    Watch what you say.
[19:20] ---
    I'll beat you to a bloody pulp!
[19:23] ---
    Jiji! Snap out of it!
[19:25] ---
    What happened to your usual idiotic hype?
[19:27] ---
    Who are you speaking to?
[19:30] ---
    This vessel is now mine.
[19:33] ---
    I will now show humans
    what they consider hell.
[19:46] ---
    Amazing!
[19:47] ---
    In this cursed house,
    where grudges will never be rid.
[19:51] ---
    In this cursed house, the deep grudges
    of all the murdered will reject everything.
[20:30] ---
    Damn you.
[20:32] ---
    You keep escaping into the dirt.
[20:40] ---
    Oww.
[20:41] ---
    Seriously, what is going on here?
[20:43] ---
    Why did Jiji end up like that?
[20:45] ---
    You're really a dense one, huh?
[20:48] ---
    Seiko mentioned it so many times.
[20:51] ---
    Huh?
[20:52] ---
    That guy is a genius.
[20:54] ---
    You've grown up into quite the genius.
[20:56] ---
    Are you a genius?
[20:57] ---
    You really are a genius.
[21:00] ---
    It's not often you see such
    an ingeniously strong spiritual power.
[21:05] ---
    And, his physical power is high on top of it.
[21:08] ---
    Evil Eye was targeting him
    to use as his vessel.
[21:12] ---
    I wish I could have possessed him myself.
[21:16] ---
    No way. Jiji didn't feel like that
    at all back in grade school!
[21:22] ---
    Each person has their own timing
    for awakening.
[21:24] ---
    It's only recently that you came
    to that power yourself.
[21:32] ---
    Hunker down, Momo.
[21:35] ---
    He's not on your side.
[22:11] ---
    Okarun.
[22:12] ---
    You bastard, you punched Momo-chan.
[22:15] ---
    You're not getting away with that!
[23:52] ---
    - You won't get away with this.
    - Nope, you won't.
[23:54] ---
    Did someone do something?
[23:55] ---
    Humans are creatures that
    just accidentally mutter that sometimes.
[23:59] ---
    I totally get it.
[24:00] ---
    Next episode,
    "You Won't Get Away With This!"
SIGN    EPISODE 15 YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
[24:02] ---
    So who won't be getting away with what?
[24:04] ---
    Wait, I feel like
    we had this conversation before.

15 - You Won't Get Away with This!

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[00:23] ---
    Okarun!
[00:30] ---
    You're siding with humans, too?
[00:33] ---
    Despite being a yokai monster?
[00:36] ---
    You're not getting away with that.
[00:39] ---
    But I'm runnin' for now.
SIGN    EPISODE 15
    YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
[01:25] ---
    Thanks, Okarun! You're a lifesaver!
[01:28] ---
    Momo-chan,
    things aren't looking so good.
[01:40] ---
    What is that?
[01:42] ---
    Mongolian Death Worms are known
    to weaken the enemy
[01:45] ---
    by shocking it with electricity
    and spraying poisonous fluids.
[01:49] ---
    Damn that thing.
[01:50] ---
    It's gonna hide in the dirt
    and attack us with poison, huh?
[01:53] ---
    We have to escape from here soon,
    or we're in trouble!
[01:57] ---
    Still...
[01:59] ---
    You say escape, but...
[02:05] ---
    The exit is way too high up there!
    We can't reach it!
[02:08] ---
    Does that earthworm have any weaknesses?
[02:10] ---
    Sunlight!
[02:12] ---
    Underground UMAs and underground people,
    including Mongolian Death Worms,
[02:15] ---
    have a symbiotic relationship
    with bacteria,
[02:17] ---
    so they can't withstand strong
    ultraviolet light from the sun!
[02:20] ---
    How can we lure
    such a huge thing out of here?
[02:23] ---
    What should we do?
    I can't leave Jiji like that, either.
[02:27] ---
    If we don't do something...
[02:30] ---
    I might be able to do something
    if it's just you, Miss Ayase.
[02:34] ---
    No way!
[02:35] ---
    There's no meaning if I escape alone!
[02:37] ---
    But that's the only thing
    we can do right now.
[02:40] ---
    We don't have time.
[02:42] ---
    If you can get up there, you can use a rope
    or something to pull us back up.
[02:47] ---
    What are we gonna do about Jiji?
[02:49] ---
    He's not listening to us at all right now!
[02:52] ---
    I will do something about Mr. Jiji!
[02:55] ---
    So, I'm begging you!
[02:56] ---
    You need to escape first
    so you can save us!
[03:16] ---
    I promise I'll save you.
[03:20] ---
    Help Jiji, please.
[03:25] ---
    Okay!
[03:26] ---
    All right, Momo-chan...
[03:30] ---
    Are you ready?
[03:35] ---
    Hold on, what are you gonna do with this?
[03:37] ---
    I'm gonna kick it with all I've got.
[03:40] ---
    So push that chair away
    with your psychic powers.
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:44] ---
    Imagine something like a multistage rocket.
[03:47] ---
    That's so reckless!
[03:49] ---
    Won't that break your legs?
[03:50] ---
    We'll do this in one go.
[03:52] ---
    - Three...
    - Wait, hold on!
[03:54] ---
    - Two...
    - Too fast!
[03:56] ---
    One.
[03:57] ---
    Wait!
[04:04] ---
    Damn it!
[04:13] ---
    You. Gotta. Be. Kidding!
[04:28] ---
    Hurray! She made it!
[04:31] ---
    Found you.
[04:39] ---
    Rejoice.
[04:41] ---
    You are the first one to die.
[04:46] ---
    I thought I told you.
[04:48] ---
    You're not getting away with this.
[05:00] ---
    Oww.
[05:01] ---
    I made it out!
[05:06] ---
    There aren't any ropes here!
[05:08] ---
    What should I do? Something long...
[05:10] ---
    Where is something long?
[05:13] ---
    This is it!
[05:16] ---
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
[05:19] ---
    Hurry, damn it!
[05:22] ---
    I got a huge haul here!
[05:25] ---
    No, it's short!
[05:28] ---
    Oh, sheesh! This isn't gonna work!
[05:31] ---
    Calm down! Think!
    Is there some other way?
[05:36] ---
    Stop the poison...
[05:38] ---
    Defeat the earthworm...
[05:40] ---
    No, that's impossible.
[05:52] ---
    Suicide.
[05:55] ---
    My smartphone...
[05:56] ---
    is gone!
[05:58] ---
    God damn it!
[06:02] ---
    This is it!
[06:22] ---
    Fire!
[06:24] ---
    Someone! Call for a fire truck!
    There's a fire!
[06:29] ---
    Someone!
[06:32] ---
    Here they come!
[06:33] ---
    Hang in there, Okarun.
    I'll save you right now!
[09:28] ---
    Scurrying around like a mouse...
[09:32] ---
    You infuriate me.
[09:38] ---
    But that's what I want.
[09:40] ---
    I want to play my games seriously.
[09:43] ---
    And use my entire body to the fullest.
[09:51] ---
    That earthworm's poison.
[09:54] ---
    It's a bit trying on this vessel.
[09:57] ---
    It's unfortunate,
    but this is where we stop.
[10:39] ---
    You will never be able
    to leave that cursed house.
[10:50] ---
    I'm home.
[11:18] ---
    How exhilarating!
[11:20] ---
    After you will be that girl!
[11:23] ---
    I will torment that supple skin,
    and torture, and torture...
[11:31] ---
    That's enough chatting.
[11:35] ---
    There are things you shouldn't have done,
[11:38] ---
    and you did three of them.
[11:40] ---
    One. You harmed Momo-chan.
[11:45] ---
    Two.
[11:49] ---
    You violated my friend.
[11:52] ---
    Jiji would never ever harm Momo-chan.
[11:58] ---
    Give me back my dear friend!
[12:18] ---
    I'm going full throttle.
[12:22] ---
    One!
[12:23] ---
    Two, three, four, five, six,
    seven, eight, nine,
[12:25] ---
    10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
[12:29] ---
    One! Two, three, four,
[12:31] ---
    5-6-7-8-9-10-
    11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
[12:35] ---
    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
    11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
[12:41] ---
    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
    11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
[12:47] ---
    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
    11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19...
[12:54] ---
    Twenty!
[13:09] ---
    And the third thing
    you shouldn't have done is...
[13:15] ---
    You really pissed me off.
[13:19] ---
    I'm seriously bummed by this.
[13:26] ---
    Miss Ayase...
[13:29] ---
    Help...
[13:41] ---
    I can't...
[13:42] ---
    I don't have time to be collapsed
    in a place like this!
[13:46] ---
    Miss Ayase might be waiting for me!
[13:49] ---
    I have to get as high as possible
    so it's easier to make an escape.
[14:05] ---
    So heavy!
[14:11] ---
    Turd nuggets! Damn it all!
[14:23] ---
    Damn turd nuggets!
[14:26] ---
    This isn't coming off at all!
[14:28] ---
    Take this, and this, and this!
[14:31] ---
    It's so damn sticky!
[14:32] ---
    That turdtastic earthworm!
[14:35] ---
    I'll kill it off!
[14:40] ---
    Am I going to spend my entire life
    in this craptastic spot?
[14:45] ---
    No!
[14:47] ---
    Someone help me!
[14:51] ---
    It really is Turbo Granny's voice!
[14:54] ---
    Weren't you with Miss Ayase?
[14:57] ---
    Hold on a sec, I'll rescue you!
[15:00] ---
    Hurry on with it!
[15:03] ---
    Let's see...
[15:04] ---
    Oh, there it is.
[15:19] ---
    You're slow, turd nugget!
[15:22] ---
    Hurry up and get me out, slowpoke!
[15:24] ---
    Don't rush me.
    If I trip, it's all over!
[15:28] ---
    You're such a clumsy four-eyes!
[15:36] ---
    Don't trip!
[15:40] ---
    Don't trip!
[15:42] ---
    Don't you dare trip!
[15:46] ---
    Hyah!
[15:53] ---
    You turd nugget!
    Why are you such a useless piece of crap?
[15:57] ---
    Help me!
[15:58] ---
    Use my powers, you idiot!
[16:01] ---
    Why are you even here
    with that stupid mug?
[16:03] ---
    I've already gone full throttle twice,
    so I can't transform!
[16:06] ---
    Just kiss everything goodbye then!
[16:09] ---
    - Momo!
    - Miss Ayase!
[16:12] ---
    Help!
[16:25] ---
    Were you the one who started the fire?
[16:28] ---
    Huh?
[16:29] ---
    I did, but never mind that.
[16:31] ---
    What's more important
[16:32] ---
    is that a group called the Kito family
    has been committing murders right here!
[16:36] ---
    This is the Enjoji residence, right?
[16:38] ---
    Did you have a grudge against them?
[16:40] ---
    Huh?
[16:41] ---
    Hold on a sec, this is going nowhere!
[16:44] ---
    You can tell me the details at the station.
[16:47] ---
    For now, get in the car.
[16:50] ---
    Are your parents home right now?
[16:53] ---
    Crap.
[16:55] ---
    If I don't hurry, the sun will set!
[16:58] ---
    Mr. Firefighter!
    That's enough for the house!
[17:01] ---
    Spray more water on the ground!
[17:04] ---
    Spray tons of water on the ground!
[17:06] ---
    You! Stand back!
[17:08] ---
    - Don't worry about the house!
    - Quiet down!
[17:11] ---
    - Let me go! Mr. Firefighter, please!
    - Hurry up and get in the car!
[17:15] ---
    Please! Spray water on the ground!
[17:24] ---
    An earthquake!
[17:25] ---
    It's a big one!
[17:27] ---
    - It's getting stronger!
    - Everyone, remain calm!
[17:29] ---
    Don't move until the quaking stops!
[17:42] ---
    Here it comes!
[18:04] ---
    What is that?
[18:06] ---
    Run for it!
[18:07] ---
    All right! I made it in the nick of time!
[18:10] ---
    The underground UMA's weakness
    is sunlight!
[18:12] ---
    If we can't pull it up by force,
    we have to have it come out on its own!
[18:18] ---
    Oh, it's an earthworm.
[18:20] ---
    Momo, do you know why
    earthworms come out of the soil?
[18:24] ---
    Huh? Nope, I don't know.
[18:27] ---
    Earthworms breathe through their skin.
[18:29] ---
    So the day after a rainy day,
[18:31] ---
    the soil is soaked with water
    and earthworms can't breathe anymore.
[18:36] ---
    That's why they feel distressed
    and come outside.
[18:39] ---
    But it's hot in the summer,
    so they end up shriveling.
[18:42] ---
    I see. Jiji, you're so smart.
[18:45] ---
    That's why they call it earthworm suicide.
[19:02] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
    The house is in the way.
[19:09] ---
    This damn house has been nothing...
[19:12] ---
    but an eyesore!
[20:13] ---
    Did I defeat it?
[20:20] ---
    Hey, punk.
[20:21] ---
    Ya wanna bring it on, huh?
[20:24] ---
    Wanna come at me, huh?
[20:26] ---
    Hey!
[20:30] ---
    It moved!
[20:59] ---
    Oh, I'm alive! Mom, I'm alive!
[21:04] ---
    You guys are alive! Good for you.
[21:08] ---
    Damn you. How dare you do that?
[21:11] ---
    That earthworm ate you.
[21:13] ---
    God damn it!
[21:16] ---
    I'm talkin' about how you did
    the Great Serpent Lord in, moron!
[21:21] ---
    Says someone who was eaten by it.
[21:24] ---
    Sorry, but I don't have the time
    to be dealing with all you guys.
[21:28] ---
    I have to save Okarun and the others.
[21:32] ---
    Wait, another earthquake?
[21:38] ---
    Crap! It's a huge one!
[21:40] ---
    Now you've done it!
[21:48] ---
    It's all your fault, you hear?
[21:50] ---
    You did all of this!
[21:54] ---
    Huh?
[22:11] ---
    You can't be serious!
[23:52] ---
    Miss Ayase! Do you know why earthworms
    come up to the surface after the rain?
[23:55] ---
    What now?
[23:56] ---
    Earthworms breathe through their skin,
[23:58] ---
    so when water pools underground,
    they come up to the surface to breathe.
[23:59] ---
    Yes, I know, I heard about it from Jiji.
[24:01] ---
    Also, when there are too many of them,
[24:03] ---
    there is a theory they do so to avoid
    overpopulation! On top of that, creatures...
[24:03] ---
    I get it! Next episode,
    "That's, Like, Way Deadly!"
SIGN    EPISODE 16
    THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY

16 - That's, Like, Way Deadly

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[00:15] ---
    The volcano has just erupted.
SIGN    EPISODE 16
    THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY
[00:21] ---
    Everyone in the surrounding areas
    should evacuate immediately.

[00:27] ---
    Please prioritize your lives.
[00:32] ---
    The volcano has just erupted.
[00:41] ---
    That's why I told you!
[00:43] ---
    Because we kept offering sacrifices,
[00:46] ---
    the Great Serpent Lord protected
    this land from the volcano!
[00:56] ---
    But it's all over now.
[00:58] ---
    The Great Serpent Lord has passed away.
[01:01] ---
    All because of you!
[01:06] ---
    "Dragon rising to heaven
    will cast a rainbow,
[01:08] ---
    and the wrath of the mountain
    will engulf the village."
[01:11] ---
    It's just like the legend says
    that's been passed down in this village!
[01:14] ---
    How are you going to take responsibility
    for all this, damn you?
[01:18] ---
    Damn it!
[01:22] ---
    Strange.
[01:24] ---
    Earthworms can't be in the sun.
[01:28] ---
    Then why is there a legend
    of a dragon rising to heaven?

[01:32] ---
    Hey, you listening?
[01:34] ---
    Damn it!
[01:36] ---
    That's not it.
[01:37] ---
    The legend isn't about
    the Great Serpent at all!
[01:40] ---
    The "dragon rising to heaven"
    is a fountain!
[01:44] ---
    That fountain was a sign that
    the volcano was going to erupt.
[01:49] ---
    People in the past knew.
[01:52] ---
    That's why they left it behind
    as a legend!
[01:56] ---
    Though, its interpretation got warped
    somewhere along the way!
[02:03] ---
    People who are robbed
    of logical thinking due to fear

[02:07] ---
    can believe in and even execute
    human sacrifices.

[02:10] ---
    So we don't repeat such sins,
    I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.

[02:16] ---
    Ya wanna fight?
[02:18] ---
    I'll hold you responsible for this!
[02:20] ---
    You will be our human sacrifice!
[02:22] ---
    Oh hell no! I'm not taking responsibility
    for anything!
[02:26] ---
    Human sacrifices...
[02:29] ---
    can suck it!
[02:40] ---
    You bitch! How dare you do that
    to the corpse of the Great Serpent Lord!
[02:45] ---
    Wait, damn you!
[02:47] ---
    Get back here!
[02:52] ---
    Outta my way!
[02:53] ---
    Don't you dare try to run!
[02:56] ---
    You little turd!
[03:11] ---
    I won't let anyone insult
    the Great Serpent Lord any longer!
[03:26] ---
    And, there!
[03:33] ---
    Water main, check!
[03:38] ---
    There she is! Over there! Get her!
[03:46] ---
    If that magma swallows up this village,
[03:50] ---
    the Great Serpent legend
    will become reality!
[03:53] ---
    I won't let such
    a crappy legend become true!
[04:13] ---
    An earthworm is one big tube
    from mouth to butt!
[04:18] ---
    All right, let's do this!
[04:22] ---
    Start the water spray!
[06:14] ---
    Here it comes!
[06:16] ---
    Hell yeah!
[06:28] ---
    All right!
[06:31] ---
    That earthworm's slime
    is working great!
[06:37] ---
    But the affected area is too huge!
[06:40] ---
    Wouldn't the wildfire be more dangerous
    than the magma?
[06:53] ---
    Damn you!
[06:55] ---
    That was close!
[06:56] ---
    Don't you dare insult
    the Great Serpent Lord any longer!
[07:00] ---
    I'm trying to stop the lava.
    Don't get in my way!
[07:03] ---
    We're the ones who've been
    protecting this land!
[07:06] ---
    Outsiders should stay out of it!
[07:09] ---
    I'll make you a human sacrifice
    and quell the Lord Volcano's wrath!
[07:16] ---
    Wait, you changed your god?
[07:18] ---
    You don't care about the Great
    Serpent Lord anymore?
[07:20] ---
    Shut up, moron!
[07:35] ---
    Oh my, I didn't think
    you were Master's grandchild.
[07:39] ---
    I am terribly sorry.
[07:42] ---
    The priest who wants
    to become a BooTuber!
[07:45] ---
    Hey there.
[07:47] ---
    Actually, one week ago, Master...
[07:50] ---
    Three young'uns are headed your way,
    so watch over them, will ya?
[07:54] ---
    Huh? Who—
[07:57] ---
    That's what she told me.
[08:00] ---
    Master? Wait a sec...
[08:02] ---
    Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.
[08:06] ---
    In the past week, the only person
    who visited our shrine
[08:09] ---
    was a girl who liked Tsuchinokos.
[08:12] ---
    So I thought she was just a tourist.
[08:15] ---
    Please notice.
[08:17] ---
    Bastard priest!
[08:19] ---
    I knew I didn't like you.
[08:21] ---
    But I didn't know you
    were in cahoots with that bitch!
[08:24] ---
    Leave this place to me,
    and focus on putting out the fire!
[08:30] ---
    Got it! Thanks!
[08:34] ---
    Come on!
[08:38] ---
    Crap! It feels heavier than earlier!
[08:47] ---
    I don't know when I'll run outta gas.
[08:50] ---
    I can't suddenly collapse like I did before!
[08:57] ---
    No way! What is it this time?
[09:14] ---
    Jiji!
[09:25] ---
    Jiji! Don't!
[09:45] ---
    Are you okay?
[09:49] ---
    Damn you, scurrying about
    and getting in the way.
[09:53] ---
    Maybe I'll kill you off first.
[09:57] ---
    If you keep going, you'll die!
[09:59] ---
    I don't want to make Jiji a murderer!
[10:03] ---
    Wait, where's Okarun?
[10:06] ---
    What did you do with him?
[10:07] ---
    I will only talk about what I want to.
[10:12] ---
    I am hungry.
[10:17] ---
    I didn't think this is how
    things would turn out.
[10:19] ---
    That guy is bad news!
[10:21] ---
    He's too much for me to handle.
[10:23] ---
    It's all your fault, you hear?
[10:26] ---
    You brought in all this trouble!
[10:29] ---
    Shut up!
[10:30] ---
    This ain't the time
    to whine about this and that!
[10:34] ---
    We gotta do this!
[10:43] ---
    Get down!
[10:56] ---
    Jennifer Lopez Anaconda!
[11:08] ---
    Priest!
[11:11] ---
    Daisetsuzan Drop!
[11:22] ---
    Got him!
[11:28] ---
    Ouch!
[11:46] ---
    It's not coming out!
[12:12] ---
    Are you all right, Miss Momo Ayase?
[12:19] ---
    Mantisian?
[12:21] ---
    I came here to help!
[12:23] ---
    Why are you here? What about your son?
[12:25] ---
    Can I tell you later?
[12:34] ---
    Damn, this thing's slow!
SIGN    Descending from the heavens,
    we are children of the stars

[12:41] ---
    Wha...
SIGN    Embracing all,
    let us go to the end of the universe

[12:44] ---
    Install an elevator next time!
SIGN    Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
    Let's go, let's go, Taro!

[12:48] ---
    I'm floating! So scary!
[12:51] ---
    You're a man! Quit your whining!
SIGN    Descending from the heavens,
    we are children of the stars

[12:57] ---
    Hurry and get me down!
[12:59] ---
    Grandma?
SIGN    Embracing all,
    let us go to the end of the universe

[13:05] ---
    This is a pain in the ass.
SIGN    Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
    Let's go, let's go, Taro!

[13:08] ---
    Damn it.
SIGN    Let's all look up at the stars
SIGN    See? Now we've all become friends
SIGN    Fly away, fly away,
    all the way beyond the sky

SIGN    Our shooting star carrying all our wishes
SIGN    Fly away, fly away,
    to the end of the universe

SIGN    Our shooting star carrying all our wishes
[13:40] ---
    Master!
[13:41] ---
    Manjiro!
[13:43] ---
    The Tokami Emitame!
SIGN    Seiko, Seiko, Seiko!
    Let's go, let's go, Seiko!

[13:45] ---
    Yes'm!
[13:47] ---
    Taro, charge on my command!
[13:49] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    You can do it, Seiko!
[13:51] ---
    Let's go, Kappa!
[14:36] ---
    Taro!
[14:43] ---
    All right!
[16:00] ---
    Captured it.
[16:04] ---
    Let's go home.
SIGN    Fly away, fly away,
    cold, hot springs furikake

SIGN    Crash land on our home planet
SIGN    Keep going, keep on going,
    as far as you can go

SIGN    A flying star carrying a big corpse
[16:33] ---
    Daddy, is this okay?
[16:36] ---
    Well done, Chiquitita!
    Keep going and put out the fires!
[16:47] ---
    I told you beforehand.
[16:49] ---
    And you left it alone
    until it got this bad, damn it!
[16:53] ---
    My apologies!
[16:54] ---
    Your communication was sloppy
    to begin with, Master!
[16:57] ---
    I'd like you to praise me for helping
    with only that much to go on!
[17:01] ---
    You're not half bad.
[17:04] ---
    Thanks!
[17:05] ---
    And you need to be kind
    to the stray model, too.
[17:08] ---
    We were able to seal it away
    thanks to Taro.
[17:11] ---
    I didn't hear anything about this!
[17:13] ---
    What are you gonna do
    about my internal organs?
[17:15] ---
    You can just toss that
    into a grocery store bag or something.
[17:18] ---
    Hey, Momo. What happened
    to four-eyes and the cat?
[17:21] ---
    Huh?
[17:23] ---
    Looks like Miss Momo isn't around.
[17:34] ---
    You need to escape first
    so you can save us!

[17:46] ---
    There it is!
[17:48] ---
    Crap, I can't draw out my psychic powers!
[17:50] ---
    Miss Ayase, stand back!
[18:02] ---
    Okarun!
[18:25] ---
    Miss Ayase, this might...
[18:32] ---
    No way.
[18:40] ---
    No...
[18:42] ---
    This can't be...
[18:52] ---
    Chiquitita!
    Put that slime into the magma!
[18:55] ---
    Miss Ayase, what do you intend to do?
[18:58] ---
    I'm going in!
[19:00] ---
    You can't! It's dangerous!
[19:02] ---
    If you did that, you would also...
[19:05] ---
    I would also what?
[19:07] ---
    I promised to save him!
[19:09] ---
    Okarun is waiting for me!
[19:11] ---
    Please wait!
[19:13] ---
    I won't put this slime in the magma.
[19:17] ---
    There's no need for you
    to enter the magma.
[19:21] ---
    You don't have to die in vain.
[19:26] ---
    Why would you say something like that?
[19:29] ---
    Hurry up and do it!
[19:31] ---
    - Miss Ayase, it's dangerous!
    - You tell him too, Mantisian!
[19:33] ---
    Hurry! Please! I'm begging you!
[19:37] ---
    Save Okarun!
[20:13] ---
    Not hot!
[20:15] ---
    At all!
[20:32] ---
    Miss Ayase.
[20:35] ---
    I believed in you...
[20:38] ---
    That you'd save me.
[20:44] ---
    Hot!
[20:46] ---
    Turd nuggets!
[20:49] ---
    You took your sweet little time
    with the rescue, moron!
[20:51] ---
    - You're a useless moron!
    - Turbo Granny! I forgot about you!
[20:54] ---
    If I hadn't tried to save Turbo Granny,
    I might've been dead by now.
[21:03] ---
    The area around the room...
[21:05] ---
    was protected by
    the Mongolian Death Worm's mucus.
[21:08] ---
    It held back the magma from entering.
[21:13] ---
    That's right! Where's Mr. Jiji?
[21:15] ---
    He's not in the magma, right?
[21:17] ---
    It's fine.
[21:19] ---
    I don't know how,
    but he got outside on his own.
[21:24] ---
    I-Is that so?
[21:28] ---
    I'm sorry. I said that
    I would handle Mr. Jiji,
[21:33] ---
    but I couldn't do anything after all.
[21:46] ---
    I'm sorry! That wasn't on purpose!
[21:49] ---
    I'll back away immediately...
[21:58] ---
    I'm the one who should be sorry.
[22:02] ---
    I told you that I'd save you.
[22:07] ---
    But I couldn't do anything.
[22:12] ---
    Thank goodness...
[22:15] ---
    you're alive.
[23:52] ---
    Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita,
    Chiquitita, do you have a dream?

[23:58] ---
    Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,
    Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,

[24:03] ---
    - There's another episode, deez!
    - Sh-Shy my chotchiki for you, Chiquitita!
SIGN    EPISODE 17 WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!

17 - We Can All Stay There Together!

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[00:10] ---
    Though wise, working under us in battle,
    oh no, as tragedy is written,

[00:17] ---
    the loving son never falters, and sees
    only passion of the soul as precious.

[00:25] ---
    Farewell friend and loved one,
[00:27] ---
    may you not rest in peace but
    instead as the candle in the wind,

[00:33] ---
    taking hold of the strained dark soils
    to unleash as a rainbow.

[00:44] ---
    A waste of time.
[00:49] ---
    Though wise, working under us in battle,
    oh no, as tragedy is written,

[00:55] ---
    the loving son never falters, and sees
    only passion of the soul as precious.

[01:02] ---
    Farewell friend and loved one,
[01:04] ---
    may you not rest in peace but
    instead as the candle in the wind,

[01:09] ---
    taking hold of the strained dark soils
    to unleash as a rainbow.

[01:20] ---
    A waste of time!
[02:52] ---
    Time to eat!
SIGN    EPISODE 17
    WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!
[03:03] ---
    Delish!
[03:05] ---
    So, why didn't you call me for this one?
[03:07] ---
    I'm the leader, you know!
[03:09] ---
    Why the hell are you here?
    You didn't work, so you can't eat!
[03:13] ---
    What happened to the Rokken Sect?
[03:13] ---
    Don't you know?
    One who doth not work doth not eat!
[03:15] ---
    I haven't contacted them
    at all recently, so I don't know.
[03:16] ---
    What was that?
[03:23] ---
    Milk is tasty, deez.
[03:24] ---
    I'm glad, deez.
[03:26] ---
    Am I allowed to eat, too?
[03:28] ---
    More like, why are you back?
[03:30] ---
    I told you to never come back
    to Earth again!
[03:35] ---
    I was grateful when I was given a cow, deez.
[03:39] ---
    but it didn't produce any milk,
    so I didn't have a choice but to return.
[03:45] ---
    Besides, our [@@@@] is filled
[03:48] ---
    with a watery substance called
    [L@@] that sends oxygen directly to our lungs.
[03:53] ---
    What?
[03:54] ---
    So it's difficult to milk the cow, deez.
[03:55] ---
    Huh? What? You breathe with your lungs,
    but you live underwater?
[03:58] ---
    But Chiquitita can't survive unless
    he constantly drinks milk, deez.
[04:04] ---
    And so we decided to live on Earth, deez.
[04:07] ---
    Um! Directly sending oxygen
    to the lungs?
[04:09] ---
    Are you saying you live
    on a perfluorocarbon-based planet?
[04:12] ---
    We can't stay here, deez?
[04:12] ---
    Can you please tell me the details,
    Mr. Mantisian? Please!
[04:14] ---
    That's not true. You can stay here
    as long as you want.
[04:18] ---
    They're no good.
[04:21] ---
    They've gotten too old.
[04:22] ---
    If so, I can't arrange
    for a hayashi performance right now.
[04:26] ---
    We have no choice.
[04:28] ---
    I feel sorry for Jiji, but I guess
    he'll stay like that for a while.
[04:31] ---
    Even if we had a hayashi performance,
[04:33] ---
    could we fully exorcise it?
[04:35] ---
    It's one thing if it's only Evil Eye.
[04:37] ---
    But Mr. Jiji's spiritual power is too strong,
    so I don't know if we can separate them.
[04:41] ---
    Even if we could, Mr. Jiji might be left
    with some lasting effects.
[04:50] ---
    Hot!
[04:51] ---
    What the hell are you doing?
[04:53] ---
    - Don't waste food!
    - Come on, Taro.
[04:55] ---
    Hot, hot!
[04:56] ---
    Wait, hold up! It's pitch black!
[04:58] ---
    Where is everyone? Where is this place?
[05:01] ---
    Come on, Taro.
    Are you messing around?
[05:04] ---
    It's not me!
[05:05] ---
    Momo? Are you there?
[05:07] ---
    Jiji?
[05:08] ---
    Jiji, are you back?
[05:09] ---
    Momo?
[05:10] ---
    Wait!
[05:11] ---
    Evil spirits use people's voices to trick you.
[05:14] ---
    Don't release the seal yet.
[05:18] ---
    Taro, open up your face.
[05:20] ---
    Slowly.
[05:27] ---
    No, which is it?
[05:28] ---
    I can't tell because
    he's making a weird face.
[05:30] ---
    Mr. Jiji?
[05:31] ---
    Momo! Okarun! You're okay?
[05:34] ---
    I'm so glad!
    I was super worried about you!
[05:37] ---
    Auntie is here, too. I'm so glad!
    You're as beautiful as ever!
[05:41] ---
    Looks like he's the real deal.
[05:43] ---
    Grandma, what does this all mean?
[05:45] ---
    Momo, fetch me some cold water.
[05:52] ---
    Bastards. I'll kill you all!
[06:02] ---
    Oww! Hot!
    Hold on, what? The heck?
[06:05] ---
    I see.
[06:07] ---
    This is pretty troublesome.
[06:16] ---
    In other words... What?
[06:21] ---
    Yappa paa, yappa paa,
    two away from the goal.

[06:25] ---
    The frolicking love is a carp in a pond.
[06:28] ---
    Yappa paa, yappa paa,
    two away from the goal.

[06:28] ---
    When you splash him with cold water,
    he's Evil Eye.
[06:31] ---
    The bream in your heart
    wants to be embraced.

[06:31] ---
    And when it's hot water,
    he goes back to Jiji?
[06:34] ---
    Yappa paa, yappa paa,
    two away from the goal.

[06:39] ---
    Oww!
[06:41] ---
    Hold on a sec!
    I'm the one who's feeling the pain!
[06:44] ---
    More like, how long
    do I have to lend my body?
[06:44] ---
    Stop fooling around!
[06:47] ---
    I can't be lovey-dovey with Hana like this!
[06:50] ---
    Sorry!
[06:51] ---
    I'm not letting you see Hana for a while.
[06:53] ---
    What?! Ms. Seiko! Why is that?
[06:56] ---
    To begin with, our curfew is 10 o'clock.
[06:59] ---
    I don't wanna let Hana
    see some weird guy late at night.
[07:02] ---
    Ten o'clock is way too early!
[07:04] ---
    More importantly, Jiji, I'm sorry.
[07:08] ---
    You too, Momo and Four-Eyes.
[07:10] ---
    If I knew Evil Eye was there,
    I wouldn't have let you go by yourselves.
[07:14] ---
    This is my responsibility.
[07:17] ---
    I'm sorry.
[07:18] ---
    Hey, quit it. It's not like you.
[07:20] ---
    I asked you for help,
    so please don't apologize.
[07:24] ---
    Sheesh, you guys are all softies.
[07:26] ---
    You really think you can keep Evil Eye in check?
[07:29] ---
    Evil Eye was originally a mountain spirit.
[07:32] ---
    Mountain spirits are at the level
    of being revered as gods.
[07:38] ---
    If an ordinary human
    were to get possessed,
[07:40] ---
    they'd go insane. Their cells
    would break down, and they'd die.
[07:44] ---
    That's why they only go after humans
    with high spiritual power.
[07:58] ---
    In that respect, he's the ultimate vessel.
[08:02] ---
    Evil Eye is like a newborn baby right now.
[08:06] ---
    We happened to escape from danger
    this time,
[08:09] ---
    but he's only going to get stronger.
[08:11] ---
    Eventually, you won't be able to hold him back.
[08:14] ---
    For now, Jiji, make sure to stay
    within sight of someone at all times.
[08:18] ---
    I'll have Manjiro watch over you, too.
SIGN    KAMIGOE CITY
[08:22] ---
    Don't leave Kamigoe City
    until we perform the exorcism.
[08:26] ---
    We won't be able to utilize
    the barrier's power if you do.
[08:29] ---
    That, and Taro's barrier won't last long.
[08:33] ---
    An evil spirit at Evil Eye's level
    can form resistance to barriers.
[08:37] ---
    Also, we'll have to use these.
[08:40] ---
    Everyone, make sure to keep
    a hot water thermos on you.
[08:44] ---
    So you can splash him at any time.
[08:50] ---
    Jiji, I want you to be extra careful, too.
[08:53] ---
    When you wash hands, when you
    drink water, and on rainy days.
[08:56] ---
    Just a tiny bit of cold water
    and you'll transform.
[09:03] ---
    It's time to murder all the humans.
[09:09] ---
    I never want to go through that again.
[09:11] ---
    Right.
[09:15] ---
    We have to do our best
    until the exorcism is complete.
[09:19] ---
    Where're you gonna live, Mantisian?
[09:21] ---
    I decided to be a live-in worker
    at a dairy farm nearby, deez.
[09:26] ---
    It's all thanks to Ms. Seiko, deez.
[09:28] ---
    Thanks for coming to help us out.
[09:30] ---
    If something happens,
    please call for me again, deez.
[09:34] ---
    Um, Mr. Mantisian?
[09:35] ---
    How does that UFO fly?
[09:37] ---
    Is it like an anti-gravity
    propulsion machine?
[09:38] ---
    So cute!
[09:40] ---
    It's [@@K], deez.
[09:44] ---
    By the way, Mantisian,
    what's your name?
[09:47] ---
    Let's see, by terran pronunciation...
[09:51] ---
    It's Peeny Weeny, deez.
[10:02] ---
    Bye-bye, deez!
[10:05] ---
    See ya, Mantisian!
[10:06] ---
    Mr. Mantisian,
    please let me ride it next time!
[10:09] ---
    Chiqui-chan, I'll see you again!
    Shrimp can go home, though!
[10:32] ---
    More like, they're going home on the UFO?
[10:34] ---
    They're really close by, too.
[10:38] ---
    How long until we get to the hospital
    that Jiji's parents are in?
[10:41] ---
    I had them transferred over here,
    so about ten minutes.
[10:45] ---
    Taro, you're wearing your clothes inside out.
[10:47] ---
    Shut up! Normally I prefer to be buck naked.
[10:50] ---
    Got your thermoses?
[10:52] ---
    Got it!
[10:53] ---
    Hot water?
[10:54] ---
    In there!
[10:55] ---
    Okarun.
[10:56] ---
    Ready to go!
[10:56] ---
    Okay!
[11:03] ---
    I'm sorry.
[11:05] ---
    It's fine. You're worrying too much.
[11:07] ---
    Oh, okay.
[11:10] ---
    C'mon. Put your hand here.
[11:13] ---
    Okay.
[11:52] ---
    Um, Miss Ayase, what are you doing?
[11:58] ---
    What? I haven't been doing anything.
[12:01] ---
    Well, I mean your hand is...
    I don't know the game or its rules, so...
[12:06] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[12:10] ---
    Hey, Momo!
[12:12] ---
    Taro won't listen to me at all!
    Please, talk to him!
[12:16] ---
    Shut up!
[12:17] ---
    I can't move my body,
    so Taro needs to move like I do!
[12:21] ---
    What a pain in the ass.
[12:23] ---
    Now, let's go! Ready...
[12:26] ---
    That's completely wrong!
[12:28] ---
    Like I'd know, moron! This is my body,
    so I'll move however I want!
[12:31] ---
    More like was it okay not getting a gift
    for Jiji's parents?
[12:37] ---
    Crap! Is there a supermarket nearby?
SIGN    PRODUCE
SIGN    WE HAVE EVERYTHING SUPERMARKET
[12:41] ---
    There's one near the hospital.
[12:44] ---
    A lifesaver!
[12:45] ---
    I hope they're getting better.
[12:47] ---
    They're always hyper and too rowdy,
    so them being sick is just right.
[12:52] ---
    Isn't that a bit cold?
    Are you trying to act tough?
[12:55] ---
    Of course not. Why would I?
    I'm not that worried to begin with!
[13:12] ---
    I'm glad they look well.
[13:15] ---
    Yup!
[13:16] ---
    More like, why're you standing so still?
[13:18] ---
    Taro, make sure to react accordingly!
[13:21] ---
    You say that, but it's hard
    to move just your body!
[13:24] ---
    Don't look away!
[13:26] ---
    Oh, now you did it!
[13:28] ---
    That's cringy.
[13:29] ---
    Give me my body back.
[13:31] ---
    ...there are no casualties
    as a result of this eruption.

[13:35] ---
    And according to the weather bureau,
SIGN    DEATHS: 0 INJURED: 0
    MAINTAINING ALERT LEVEL FOUR
[13:37] ---
    the wildfires have been contained,
    but they will stay at alert level four.

[13:44] ---
    And the next news...
SIGN    HEINOUS! SUSPICION OF CONFINEMENT AND MURDER
    NINE ARRESTED
[13:45] ---
    Juichi Kito and nine others
    living in Daija Town

[13:48] ---
    have been arrested with charges of murder
    and illegal confinement.

SIGN    NAKI KITO (AGE UNKNOWN)
    WANTED FOR SUSPICION OF THEFT, ARSON,
    ATTEMPTED MURDER, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRIMES.
[13:51] ---
    The suspected ringleader
    Naki Kito, age unknown,

[13:55] ---
    is still on the run, and police
    are seeking her whereabouts.

[14:03] ---
    Damn it.
[14:11] ---
    God damn it!
[14:15] ---
    I spent 200 years growing it that big!
[14:39] ---
    Damn it!
[14:41] ---
    Damn it!
[14:44] ---
    God damn it!
[15:06] ---
    You're not getting away with this,
    Momo Ayase!
[15:22] ---
    You've turned all of us subterraneans
    into your enemy!
[15:33] ---
    Okarun!
[15:39] ---
    Let's go together!
[15:42] ---
    Miss Ayase.
[15:43] ---
    Good morning.
[15:45] ---
    How is Mr. Jiji doing?
[15:47] ---
    Oh, not good.
[15:50] ---
    It looks like Evil Eye
    is getting used to the barrier.
[15:53] ---
    When will you be able to go through
    with the exorcism thing?
[15:55] ---
    I don't know.
    It doesn't seem like an ordinary exorcism.
[15:59] ---
    You know those hayashi performances
    at festivals, right?
[16:18] ---
    They wanna do that to entertain Evil Eye
    so it'll be easier to pull him out.
[16:22] ---
    I see.
[16:24] ---
    But apparently, nobody is willing
    to actually perform the hayashi.
[16:29] ---
    Then, when Taro's barrier no longer works,
    we have to go against Evil Eye again?
[16:34] ---
    We'll have to hold him down.
[16:37] ---
    And so, there's something
    I want to ask you, Okarun.
[16:41] ---
    What is it?
[16:43] ---
    Hey.
[16:46] ---
    Where's Jiji?
    He's not with you?
[16:46] ---
    - Wait! What's with all this?
    - Give Momo back to us.
[16:47] ---
    Miko! Seeing your face calms me down.
[16:51] ---
    What's with you?
[16:52] ---
    I've returned to reality!
[16:55] ---
    More like, wasn't that volcano wicked?
[16:58] ---
    Did you see that eruption?
[17:00] ---
    Sorry, I don't
    wanna talk about that right now.
[17:03] ---
    Huh? Why?
    I thought you'd like stuff like that.
[17:06] ---
    I mean, look at this!
[17:07] ---
    There was a UFO sighting near the volcano!
[17:10] ---
    Huh? What about the giant earthworm?
[17:12] ---
    What's that? An alien?
[17:15] ---
    Like, why don't you buy a smartphone already?
    I can't contact you at all!
[17:19] ---
    Don't got any dough.
[17:21] ---
    Grandma buys me uniforms and stuff,
    but she won't shell out for a smartphone.
[17:34] ---
    I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.
[17:36] ---
    So please don't speak badly
    of Momo Ayase.

[17:45] ---
    Hey, Aira.
[17:47] ---
    Come hang out with me for a bit.
[17:49] ---
    What is it, Miss Ayase?
[17:51] ---
    Come on now, quit the terrible acting.
    Just come on over here.
[17:54] ---
    Hold on, let me go!
    What are you going to do?
[17:57] ---
    Shut up! Quit yer whining and come here!
    This way, come on!
[18:00] ---
    No!
[18:01] ---
    Do you want to die?
[18:03] ---
    Stop being all chummy with me
    in front of my entire class!
[18:06] ---
    There she is. That's the Aira I know.
[18:10] ---
    Just being friendly with the likes of you
    drops my popularity.
[18:14] ---
    You're different, Takakura.
    I'm glad you spoke to me.
[18:18] ---
    So, what do you want to talk about?
[18:22] ---
    So yeah. Okarun and Aira.
[18:26] ---
    I want both of you
    to sleep over at my place.
[18:30] ---
    I'd feel reassured if you two
    were around if Jiji turns back into Evil Eye.
[18:35] ---
    Of course Grandma is with me, but it's not like
    she can watch over him 24 hours a day.
[18:39] ---
    Right now, while I'm at school,
    Manjiro is helping her take care of Jiji.
[18:44] ---
    So I'd like them to rest
    as much as they can at night.
[18:49] ---
    Well, we really have no choice
    about this. Really, no choice.
[18:53] ---
    This is absolutely the worst.
    I mean, gosh. It makes me sick!
[18:58] ---
    We really can't do anything about it.
    I guess I'll have to go.
[19:02] ---
    Why did it end up this way?
    This is really the pits! Man, I hate it!
[19:07] ---
    If you can't, you don't have to—
[19:09] ---
    We'll sleep over!
[19:10] ---
    All right! How about starting tonight?
[19:13] ---
    Tonight? Geez, what should I do?
[19:16] ---
    If you have plans with your friends,
    you can come over anytime after.
[19:20] ---
    I don't have plans like that.
[19:24] ---
    If you got beef with your friends because of me,
    you don't have to force yourself to hang with us.
[19:31] ---
    Why're you telling me things like that?
[19:35] ---
    You don't have anything to do with this,
    and it's all my fault, anyway.
[19:42] ---
    Oh, an arm fell off.
[19:44] ---
    Auntie, what should I do?
    There's smoke coming out, too!
[19:51] ---
    I guess it's finally time.
[19:53] ---
    Taro, you can release yourself now.
    Great job.
[19:59] ---
    Yow.
[20:01] ---
    Man, that was rough.
[20:04] ---
    Thank you, Taro. You're a lifesaver!
[20:07] ---
    Jiji, from here, we have no aid.
[20:07] ---
    Okay, stand! This way! Over here!
[20:09] ---
    Towards the voice!
    The voice, not that way! Left! Left!
[20:10] ---
    You need to be careful of water
    more than ever before.
[20:12] ---
    Make sure to wash your hands
    with hot water.
[20:14] ---
    Yes'm!
[20:14] ---
    No, wrong way!
[20:16] ---
    Stop! Stop! Ouch!
[20:18] ---
    I'm home!
[20:18] ---
    That's a pillar!
[20:19] ---
    Oh, perfect timing for her return.
[20:21] ---
    I brought everyone over.
[20:22] ---
    Pardon me.
[20:24] ---
    Okarun! I missed you!
[20:27] ---
    Looks like you're doing well.
[20:28] ---
    - This way, over here! This way!
    - Huh? Taro's not on you.
[20:34] ---
    Oh, this is the pits. I'm really sick of it.
[20:38] ---
    Aira-chan! You're such a cutie as always!
[20:42] ---
    Thanks. Can you carry my stuff?
[20:44] ---
    Cutie, cutie, you're such a cutie!
    Cutie, cutie, cutie, whoo!
[20:46] ---
    Taro, are you all right?
[20:47] ---
    Hey, Momo.
[20:49] ---
    Hey, where do I hang my coat?
[20:51] ---
    Every last one of you, carry a thermos.
[20:54] ---
    When Jiji transforms,
    splash hot water right away.
[20:57] ---
    I'll take the red one.
[20:58] ---
    Momo!
[20:59] ---
    And we're gonna eat now,
    so get the table out.
[21:03] ---
    Taro, are you okay?
[21:05] ---
    I'm going to rest for a little bit.
[21:07] ---
    Hey, Momo, where did you put
    my fluffy cushion?
[21:11] ---
    Hell if I know.
[21:13] ---
    Mr. Jiji, how are you faring physically?
[21:15] ---
    I should be able to fly the skies, too.
[21:23] ---
    Time to eat!
[21:26] ---
    What toner do you usually use?
[21:28] ---
    SKK Gold Experience.
[21:29] ---
    Looks tasty! Hot!
[21:31] ---
    Pricey! Can I try some later?
[21:34] ---
    Okarun, let's play Smash Bruh later.
[21:34] ---
    What about your moisturizing milk?
[21:35] ---
    - Same brand.
    - Expensive!
[21:36] ---
    I'm really good at it.
[21:38] ---
    All right.
    Why don't we all play it together, then?
[21:41] ---
    Momo, my fluffy cushion...
[21:44] ---
    I said, hell if I know.
[21:46] ---
    Hey, Four-Eyes. Pass the soy sauce.
SIGN    SAUCE
SIGN    SOY SAUCE
[21:48] ---
    Oh, sure.
SIGN    SAUCE
[21:57] ---
    Not that one.
SIGN    SOY SAUCE
[21:59] ---
    Oh, right.
SIGN    SAUCE
SIGN    SOY SAUCE
[23:52] ---
    - Sleepovers equals love stories, right?
    - You mean ghost stories.
[23:54] ---
    - I'll go first.
    - Listen to me.
[23:56] ---
    If we're talking love,
    then it's Takakura, and then...
[23:58] ---
    You wanna hear a ghost story?
[23:59] ---
    You've heard that ghosts
[24:01] ---
    tend to gather by the waterside,
    and impure ghosts yearn for dryness.
[24:03] ---
    Wow, you're so smart!
SIGN    EPISODE 18 WE BECAME A FAMILY
[24:05] ---
    So annoying.

18 - We Became a Family

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[00:20] ---
    Damn you!
[00:23] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[00:28] ---
    How many times do you have to do this
    before you're satisfied?
[00:30] ---
    We're always telling you
    to wash your hands with hot water.
[00:33] ---
    Don't be so hard on him.
    Jiji is doing his best, too.
[00:37] ---
    Okarun, are you okay?
[00:39] ---
    Yes, somehow.
[00:41] ---
    Okarun, I'm so sorry!
[00:43] ---
    Please, don't worry about it at all.
[00:45] ---
    Evil Eye has gotten
    a lot stronger than before.
[00:49] ---
    Hey, Grandma,
    isn't this getting a bit out of hand?
[00:52] ---
    Jiji can't be careful
    about everything, either!
[00:56] ---
    Yeah. We might not have
    a house anymore by tomorrow.
[01:00] ---
    Don't wanna hear that "might"!
[01:26] ---
    Pardon the intrusion!
[01:32] ---
    If you're gonna intrude, go home.
[01:34] ---
    Okey-dokey.
[01:37] ---
    When are the hayashi folks coming?
[01:40] ---
    Who knows?
[01:41] ---
    Why don't we at least
    settle on a formation?
[01:43] ---
    We're all over the place, especially Aira.
[01:45] ---
    Huh? I'm the leader!
    You need to follow me!
[01:49] ---
    If we followed a dumbass,
    we'd all go down!
[01:52] ---
    What was that? You pig head!
[01:54] ---
    - Ugly, ugly, ugly!
    - Pig, pig, pig!
[01:56] ---
    Um, excuse me.
[02:00] ---
    Would this happen to be
    Ms. Seiko Ayase's residence?
[02:05] ---
    So what if it is?
[02:06] ---
    Oh, so it is.
[02:08] ---
    Um, we are...
[02:09] ---
    ...the ones who received your request.
SIGN    PATARSON
SIGN    YOSHIKICHI
SIGN    HIDEJI
SIGN    TOSHIRO
[02:12] ---
    We are HAYASii.
[02:18] ---
    We are HAYASii!
SIGN    EPISODE 18
    WE BECAME A FAMILY
[03:58] ---
    If that's the case, then just say so.
[04:01] ---
    We do have an image to maintain,
    so we're sorry.
[04:20] ---
    Wicked.
[04:21] ---
    This is different from what I thought,
    and it's getting me hyped up!
[04:24] ---
    So awesome!
[04:26] ---
    You're kidding me.
[04:27] ---
    Are they spirit mediums?
[04:29] ---
    Nope. They can't even sense spirits.
[04:32] ---
    - But their performance is the real deal.
    - Test, test. Mic check.
[04:35] ---
    They have the power to echo their sounds
    into the spiritual world.
[04:40] ---
    Besides, if they can't sense spirits...
[04:45] ---
    they won't get dragged along
    by evil spirits during an exorcism.
[05:01] ---
    Whoa, oh no!
[05:24] ---
    All right, you bastards!
    Let's put some spirit into this!
[05:30] ---
    Yeah!
[05:31] ---
    I said, let's put some spirit into this!
    Come on!
[05:34] ---
    Yeah!
[05:35] ---
    All right, bring it on! Let's go!
[05:38] ---
    Yeah!
[05:39] ---
    Are you all ready?!
[05:41] ---
    Yeah!
[06:05] ---
    Time for an exorcism!
[06:17] ---
    Time for an exorcism!
[06:29] ---
    Dark and corroded world in despair
    Ravenous beasts are wandering

[06:35] ---
    Lying in wait for me like a hex
    Blackest of destinations

[06:52] ---
    Echoing through the frostbitten sky
    Song of the grimmest lullaby

[06:57] ---
    Pain that you suffered, plain from your scars
    Hark, I can hear your requiem

[07:03] ---
    Starting to crumble down
    In a cacophony of screams

[07:09] ---
    Spirit in lunacy
    Coming apart at the seams

[07:14] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, Insatiate and wild
    Roaming the land for a blood sacrifice

[07:19] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, Night after night
    So go to sleep if you dare

[07:29] ---
    In the back! Are you watching?
[07:35] ---
    I won't leave anyone behind!
[07:44] ---
    Let's go!
[07:51] ---
    Bring it on!
[07:53] ---
    Stop it!
[07:57] ---
    Pallid the wasteland, Filling the air
    Howls of a fallen angel

[08:02] ---
    Momo! Hold Jiji down!
[08:02] ---
    Wings that are twisted, Ready to break
    Yearning for something true to love

[08:03] ---
    Use your psychic powers.
    Don't get near him!
[08:05] ---
    I know!
[08:08] ---
    Into oblivion
    Feeling it call unto thee

[08:14] ---
    Don't erase him!
[08:14] ---
    Now uncontrollable
    Feral is your JEALOUSY

[08:18] ---
    This is...
[08:19] ---
    Don't kill Evil Eye!
[08:21] ---
    No more pain
[08:24] ---
    Hey! Put some spirit into it!
[08:29] ---
    I promised I would play with him!
[08:33] ---
    He just wanted to play with someone!
[08:36] ---
    He was trapped all that time,
[08:38] ---
    but he kept dreaming of the day
    that he'd get to play with someone.
[08:41] ---
    He even practiced dancing, but now
    that he's out, he's just going to die again?
[08:50] ---
    That's way too sad!
[08:53] ---
    I'll try really hard
    and not use cold water anymore!
[08:57] ---
    So please! Please don't kill Evil Eye!
[09:01] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, Fire aglow
    Scorching the earth as it crosses the skies

[09:07] ---
    Please!
[09:07] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, LOSING CONTROL
    CHASIN' YOU DOWN TO THE END

[09:12] ---
    I'm begging you!
[09:27] ---
    HUNTING SOUL!
[09:45] ---
    Um...
[09:49] ---
    Call it off.
[09:51] ---
    No exorcism.
[09:54] ---
    I'll have Evil Eye join my family.
[09:58] ---
    Huh? What? What did you just say?
[10:02] ---
    Sorry to do this after coming
    all the way here, but you can go home now.
[10:07] ---
    Oh, I see. I understand.
[10:13] ---
    You sure, Grandma?
[10:14] ---
    You heard Jiji.
    Can't do anything about it.
[10:18] ---
    I personally like that kind of spirit in Jiji.
[10:24] ---
    Then, what? We have to keep
    taking care of this guy forever?
[10:28] ---
    I totally don't want to!
[10:30] ---
    I don't want my precious time
    to be wasted because of his selfishness!
[10:38] ---
    Then, I'll learn how to hold Evil Eye back.
[10:44] ---
    If I can become stronger
    and easily hold Evil Eye back,
[10:48] ---
    there wouldn't be any problems
    even if he were to transform, right?
[10:51] ---
    But is that something you need to go
    out of your way to do, Takakura?
[10:54] ---
    You won't be able to sleep
    peacefully anymore!
[10:57] ---
    Your life will be in danger.
[11:00] ---
    He's my friend.
[11:07] ---
    Then I'll become stronger, too.
[11:09] ---
    It's easier if there's two of us, right?
[11:11] ---
    Hold on!
[11:12] ---
    I'll become stronger as well!
    So that I can send you flying!
[11:16] ---
    I'd like to see you try, you ugly hag!
[11:18] ---
    Okarun, let me hug you.
[11:24] ---
    Okarun!
[11:27] ---
    You guys!
[11:28] ---
    - Okarun!
    - Hot water!
[11:39] ---
    Sorry to have bothered you!
[11:42] ---
    If you need anything again,
    please contact us!
SIGN    TOSHIRO
[11:50] ---
    Yeah. Great work.
[11:55] ---
    We might call you again real soon.
[12:10] ---
    Grandma, it's cold in the house now.
[12:13] ---
    For now, grab some cardboard boxes
    from the supermarket.
[12:19] ---
    Sit on your legs, back straight.
[12:22] ---
    Clench up your lower abs.
[12:24] ---
    Imagine a laser beam coming out of the top
    of your head and your fingertips.
[12:33] ---
    Don't fall over even when you get pushed.
[12:35] ---
    Sit like you're rooted to the ground.
[12:38] ---
    Sure.
[12:39] ---
    Jiji, like this.
    Back straight. Try pushing me.
[12:44] ---
    Try pushing really hard.
[12:46] ---
    Huh? Really?
[12:51] ---
    Whoa, you won't fall over!
    Seriously? This is amazing!
[12:54] ---
    You were so reluctant to do this,
    but you learned it after all.
[12:58] ---
    I didn't think it would actually be useful.
[13:04] ---
    Back in grade school, you made
    some weird poses. Was it this?
[13:07] ---
    I can use psychic powers
    when I'm in this condition.
[13:11] ---
    This is the state where chi is flowing out.
[13:13] ---
    When you enter this state,
    you'll be able to use spiritual energy.
[13:18] ---
    Your spiritual energy is off the charts.
[13:20] ---
    With all that energy, maybe you'll
    be able to hold Evil Eye back by yourself.
[14:10] ---
    Hup.
[14:28] ---
    Whoa, you scared me.
[14:31] ---
    Mr. Jiji, please wash your hands
    with hot water.
[14:34] ---
    Okay.
[14:41] ---
    It's getting warm now.
[14:43] ---
    Thanks.
[15:09] ---
    Thanks, Okarun.
[15:11] ---
    It's nothing.
[15:16] ---
    Oof.
[15:27] ---
    Oh my. The cardboard
    is coming apart over there.
[15:30] ---
    Mr. Jiji, don't get close to it.
    There's dew on it and stuff.
[15:51] ---
    I'm sorry all this happened because of me.
[15:53] ---
    Please don't apologize.
    We're looking out for each other.
[15:59] ---
    When I was cursed by Turbo Granny,
    I troubled the Ayase family as well.
[16:05] ---
    But they really devoted themselves
    to taking care of me.
[16:10] ---
    I wanted to properly repay them
    for living expenses and clothing costs,
[16:14] ---
    so I delivered newspapers and
    took some money to them. But then...
[16:22] ---
    What good would it do to repay me?
[16:31] ---
    If you feel gratitude
    for us taking care of you,
[16:35] ---
    you should pay it forward
    to someone else who's in trouble.
[16:42] ---
    That's what it means
    to look out for each other.
[16:51] ---
    Auntie is so awesome!
[16:53] ---
    I thought I wanted
    to say things like that, too.
[16:57] ---
    In my case, I'm just acting tough.
[17:01] ---
    But I want to look cool, even if
    it's just a little bit, so I'm mimicking her.
[17:17] ---
    There is absolutely no crisis management.
[18:02] ---
    Time to eat.
[18:04] ---
    Takakura, what about seconds?
[18:06] ---
    There's more miso soup, too!
    Make sure to eat lots.
[18:09] ---
    Oh, sure.
[18:11] ---
    Jiji, gotta clench your lower abs
    and straighten your back.
[18:15] ---
    Emit chi at all times.
[18:16] ---
    Yes'm.
[18:19] ---
    More, please.
[18:24] ---
    Go get some yourself.
[18:25] ---
    Damn you, you did it for Okarun.
[18:28] ---
    Of course I did.
[18:30] ---
    What was that, ugly girl?
    You wanna go?
[18:32] ---
    - Pig, pig, pig, pig!
    - Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly!
[18:38] ---
    Take care!
[18:40] ---
    - Takakura, did you forget anything?
    - Hey! Take care!
[18:42] ---
    - Did you prepare for your classes today?
    - Yes.
[18:44] ---
    - Huh? Take care.
    - Man, my stomach hurts.
[18:48] ---
    I think I got too chilly
    because the house was too cold.
[18:48] ---
    Do your best, everyone!
[18:50] ---
    You were sleeping
    with your stomach out.
[18:50] ---
    Motivation! Courage! Spirit!
    Tenacity! Sincerity!
[18:52] ---
    Then put the comforter on me!
[18:54] ---
    Takakura, let me tell you. Momo Ayase
    thrashes around in her sleep!
[18:57] ---
    Motivation! Courage! Spirit! Sincerity!
    Huh? What was it? Sincerity! Tenacity!
[18:58] ---
    Hey, stop that!
[18:59] ---
    And she uses other people's toner
    without asking.
[19:01] ---
    You said it was okay!
[19:03] ---
    - Aira grinds her teeth really loud!
    - Hey, damn it! Don't be lying here!
[19:06] ---
    Everyone take care on your way!
[19:14] ---
    That's it! I'm gonna get a part-time job!
[19:16] ---
    What's gotten into you?
[19:17] ---
    I'm going to rebuild the house!
[19:18] ---
    Wicked!
[19:19] ---
    - What about your smartphone?
    - Like I need something like that.
[19:23] ---
    Right now, we're seeking warmth.
[19:26] ---
    Was your house that cold?
[19:28] ---
    I mean, it's frigid, of course!
[19:30] ---
    Wasn't Ririna saying that she was looking
    for some part-time help?
[19:37] ---
    Oh, she was. Was it for a restaurant?
[19:40] ---
    Seriously? Tell her I'll totally do it!
[19:42] ---
    But Momo, you never last long
    in a part-time job.
[19:45] ---
    You always argue with the boss and stuff.
[19:47] ---
    I just hate the unreasonable.
[19:49] ---
    So cool.
[19:50] ---
    It's hard for a gal to recommend
    someone who quits so quickly, though.
[19:54] ---
    It's fine! I have grown up!
[19:57] ---
    I won't give up oh so easily!
[20:00] ---
    Did you hear that, Ms. Muko?
[20:02] ---
    I did hear it, Ms. Mi.
[20:08] ---
    Okarun!
[20:13] ---
    Momo said she got a part-time job today,
    so you can go home without her.
[20:17] ---
    All right. I understand.
[20:20] ---
    - And...
    - ...so!
[20:23] ---
    You should go on a date with us!
[20:25] ---
    What? I decline!
[20:27] ---
    Come with us, you punk!
[20:28] ---
    Don't resist!
[20:34] ---
    Hold on, wait!
[20:35] ---
    I'm not gonna go on a date!
[20:37] ---
    We're just gonna have some tea!
[20:39] ---
    Don't you call that a date?
[20:42] ---
    Then if Momo and Jiji were having tea,
    would that be a date?
[20:45] ---
    Of course not.
[20:46] ---
    Then tell us what's so different
    when it's us, damn it!
[20:51] ---
    No way!
SIGN    KAMIGOE SHOPPING STREET
[21:25] ---
    I really don't want to!
[21:28] ---
    Okarun, this way! Over here!
[21:30] ---
    I'm not going to drink one drop of tea!
[21:33] ---
    You'll get thirsty.
[21:34] ---
    No, I won't!
[21:35] ---
    Absolutely sure?
    You better not drink anything, then!
[21:38] ---
    I won't drink!
[21:41] ---
    Welcome home, master!
[21:51] ---
    How many in your party?
[21:52] ---
    Three!
[21:58] ---
    Hey, you maid over there!
    Make sure to serve us well.
[22:01] ---
    Wait, Okarun?
[22:03] ---
    M-Miss Ayase!
[22:13] ---
    Come on now.
[22:19] ---
    Welcome home, master!
[23:52] ---
    There's not enough food!
    Bring me some more!
[23:55] ---
    Everything's expensive, you idiot!
[23:57] ---
    A house with no food? I'll just run away!
[23:59] ---
    Fine, then, leave!
[24:00] ---
    Yeah? I'm never coming back
    to this damn house, then!
[24:04] ---
    Next episode,
    "Feeling Kinda Gloomy."
SIGN    EPISODE 19 FEELING KINDA GLOOMY

19 - Feeling Kinda Gloomy

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[00:34] ---
    Our masters have returned home.
[00:37] ---
    Welcome home, master!
[00:40] ---
    Welcome. This way.
[00:43] ---
    Excuse me, that maid's got the worst attitude.
[00:46] ---
    Miss Ayase!
    Be more courteous, and speak clearly!
[00:50] ---
    Okay.
[00:57] ---
    Welcome, you bastard.
[01:00] ---
    Miss Ayase! How dare you!
[01:02] ---
    That should be, "Welcome home"!
[01:04] ---
    I'm sorry! I slipped.
[01:06] ---
    - What should we order?
    - This looks tasty.
[01:08] ---
    - Sounds good.
    - Right?
[01:10] ---
    May we take your order?
[01:13] ---
    Pure apple juice!
[01:15] ---
    Let's see, then I'll have the tea.
[01:20] ---
    Okarun, you didn't want
    to drink anything, right?
[01:24] ---
    Huh? Of course I'd like a drink!
    I mean, Miss Ayase is making an effort to...
[01:27] ---
    You said earlier that you didn't need any!
[01:32] ---
    May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
[01:36] ---
    - Louder, please!
    - May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
[01:40] ---
    It's not getting any tastier, damn you!
[01:42] ---
    May it get tastier! May it get tastier!
[01:42] ---
    Pour some more affection into it, will ya?
    That's right, that's more like it!
[01:47] ---
    You can do it when you put your mind to it.
    Next time, yell from your gut!
[01:51] ---
    I'll murder you—r advice is appreciated.
[01:55] ---
    Then, to make it even tastier,
    create a heart in front of your chest.
[02:04] ---
    All together now!
[02:07] ---
    Here we go. Ready...
[02:10] ---
    Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
SIGN    MOE MOE TRI-BEAM
[03:48] ---
    You guys are gonna regret this, damn it.
[03:50] ---
    You're doing a great job.
[03:52] ---
    I took an adorable pic of you, Momo!
[03:55] ---
    You said it was a restaurant!
[03:56] ---
    Maids are great, too. You look so cute!
[03:59] ---
    You're just here to make fun of me.
    Go home, go home!
[04:02] ---
    All right , see ya. Great job.
    Keep at it!
[04:04] ---
    The path to renovation!
[04:06] ---
    Shoo, shoo!
[04:12] ---
    - Let's go, Okarun!
    - Wait, hold on just a second!
[04:15] ---
    What's up?
[04:17] ---
    I'll stay here.
[04:23] ---
    Take your time!
[04:29] ---
    I'm sorry to barge in at your work.
[04:33] ---
    Like, really! Don't come here again!
[04:36] ---
    Man, I'm cold.
[04:39] ---
    Miss Ayase, how late are you working?
[04:41] ---
    Huh? Ten o'clock.
[04:43] ---
    Then I'll stay here until your shift is over.
[04:47] ---
    You should go home.
    It's cold, and you might get sick.
[04:50] ---
    It's dangerous for a girl
    to go home alone at night.
[04:54] ---
    Oh no, but I'm tough, so I'll be all right.
[04:57] ---
    I see.
[05:00] ---
    Well, then...
[05:02] ---
    Take care.
SIGN    EPISODE 19 FEELING KINDA GLOOMY
[06:35] ---
    Great job.
[06:37] ---
    I'm sorry to have caused
    all sorts of trouble.
[06:40] ---
    Momo, you were great!
[06:42] ---
    Really?
[06:44] ---
    I'd like you to come back again!
[06:46] ---
    Okay! Good night!
[06:47] ---
    Take care!
[07:27] ---
    Guess I'll go home.
[07:38] ---
    Great job today!
[07:40] ---
    Are you done with your shift?
[07:42] ---
    Huh? What? I thought you went home!
[07:45] ---
    I can't let a lady
    be all by herself this late at night!
[07:49] ---
    Let's hurry on home.
[07:51] ---
    Boy, it's cold.
[08:07] ---
    Since it's cold...
[08:18] ---
    Take that!
[08:24] ---
    Incredible!
[08:25] ---
    He's not budging at all.
[08:27] ---
    Tee-hee.
[08:28] ---
    Impressive. You learn real quick.
[08:31] ---
    Manjiro, get some hot water ready.
[08:33] ---
    Okay.
[08:34] ---
    Jiji, stay put.
    I'm going to try some soy sauce.
[08:37] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:38] ---
    Master! Isn't it a bit too soon for that?
[08:41] ---
    Jiji, visualize it. As if steam is coming out
    from every pore in your body.
[08:46] ---
    It'll be okay. Believe in yourself.
[09:04] ---
    All right. Here goes.
[09:38] ---
    That was close!
[09:39] ---
    Amazing! Is something like this
    actually possible?
[09:40] ---
    So wicked. This takes away
    so much of my stamina.
[09:42] ---
    Prodigies are pretty amazing folks.
[09:45] ---
    Don't let your guard down.
[09:47] ---
    You might be able
    to handle room-temperature liquids,
[09:49] ---
    but you still can't handle cold stuff yet.
[09:52] ---
    But it's good to find out
    that we can hold it back.
[09:55] ---
    Now, we might be able
    to get you back to a regular life.
[09:58] ---
    I'm home!
[10:00] ---
    Huh? You're late!
    What time do you think it is?
[10:03] ---
    I was at a part-time job.
[10:05] ---
    Part-time job? I didn't hear about this!
[10:07] ---
    Does it matter?
[10:09] ---
    So cold.
[10:11] ---
    I'll take this hot water.
[10:14] ---
    - What were you doing out this late...
    - Momo, listen up...
[10:37] ---
    Evil Eye, stop it! Let me fight you!
[10:47] ---
    Stop it! Evil Eye!
[11:36] ---
    I'll take this hot water.
[11:39] ---
    That was close.
    I'm glad I had some in my mouth.
[11:48] ---
    Momo! I'm sorry! I didn't...
[11:50] ---
    It's fine, it's okay.
[11:53] ---
    Miss Ayase, are you all right?
    Can you breathe?
[11:56] ---
    Fine. I'm fine. I just got a bit scared.
[11:59] ---
    More like, did you see
    my super fine play there?
[12:01] ---
    Please, Miss Ayase.
[12:04] ---
    But seriously, my clothes are all tattered up.
[12:08] ---
    It's not your fault. It's okay.
[12:08] ---
    You'll catch a cold. You should get
    some clothes on right now.
[12:13] ---
    Oh, if you're okay with my stuff...
[12:16] ---
    Thanks, Okarun!
[12:22] ---
    I'm sorry.
[12:24] ---
    For what?
[12:25] ---
    About earlier...
[12:27] ---
    Not much you can do, right?
    These things happen.
[12:32] ---
    I'm sorry. I'll be more careful.
[12:35] ---
    Shush already, just go to sleep.
    You're being all mopey.
[13:13] ---
    I wanna live in a village like this,
    because, because

[13:19] ---
    The waves crash a-splashin',
    atop the sounds you're a-surfin'

[13:26] ---
    The waves crash a-splashin'
[13:30] ---
    Mr. Peeny!
[13:30] ---
    I wanna live in a village like this,
    because, because

[13:32] ---
    Someone claiming
    to be your friend is here!
[13:41] ---
    A friend has come to visit me.
    That makes me happy, deez!
[13:45] ---
    Oh my, Mr. Okarun.
[13:47] ---
    What? Mr. Mantis?
[13:48] ---
    What's with that look?
[13:50] ---
    I've always looked like deez
    when I am on Earth.
[13:54] ---
    Wow, amazing!
[13:55] ---
    It really is true that aliens normally
    blend into society by looking like humans!
[14:00] ---
    By the way, about how many aliens
    are here on Earth?
[14:03] ---
    I don't know, deez.
[14:05] ---
    Mr. Okarun,
    you need something from me, deez?
[14:08] ---
    Huh? Oh, right, sorry!
[14:10] ---
    Actually, there's something
    I'd like to ask of you, Mr. Mantis.
[14:14] ---
    Please make me your apprentice!
[14:16] ---
    Please teach me
    how to throw a punch. I beg of you!
[14:22] ---
    No way, deez.
[14:24] ---
    Why is that?
[14:25] ---
    Violence is bad, deez.
[14:27] ---
    More importantly, can you
    help me carry these sacks over there, deez?
[14:38] ---
    There's no time to rest, deez.
[14:40] ---
    Um, after I help with this,
    can you make me your apprentice?
[14:43] ---
    No way, deez.
[14:44] ---
    Why?
[14:48] ---
    I'm not going to give up.
[14:50] ---
    I will learn how
    to throw a punch tomorrow!
[14:55] ---
    I'm home!
[14:57] ---
    You're late, Four-Eyes!
    Do you have a part-time job, too?
[15:00] ---
    Well, yes.
[15:02] ---
    Hurry up and eat your meal!
[15:05] ---
    I can't do the dishes until you do.
[15:16] ---
    We've really reached the limit.
[15:19] ---
    We survived this time
    thanks to Miss Momo's quick thinking,
[15:22] ---
    but I doubt the same trick
    will work twice.
[15:24] ---
    And living together
    with an evil spirit is absurd to begin with.
[15:28] ---
    Let's call for the hayashi performers
    one more time.
[15:30] ---
    If you won't do the ritual prayer,
    then I will do it.
[15:35] ---
    All right? I'll go contact them.
[15:37] ---
    Hey, Manjiro.
[15:40] ---
    It's so rough.
[15:44] ---
    As an adult, you want to burden yourself
    with all the kids' troubles,
[15:48] ---
    so you can tell them
    to do whatever they like.
[15:53] ---
    It's the responsibility of an adult
    to show them reality as well.
[15:58] ---
    I do like Mr. Jiji's spirit, too.
[16:00] ---
    But what's impossible is impossible.
[16:07] ---
    It's just so sad.
[16:15] ---
    Gotta make it snappy.
[16:18] ---
    What kinda dance is that?
[16:20] ---
    I'm not dancing.
[16:23] ---
    What a klutz.
[16:24] ---
    Leave me alone!
[16:25] ---
    Hey, why are you practicing
    how to punch?
[16:29] ---
    Because I want to become stronger,
    of course!
[16:32] ---
    What are you gonna do
    by getting stronger?
[16:34] ---
    Is there someone
    you wanna kill or something?
[16:41] ---
    I've been pissed off for a while now.
[16:45] ---
    I want to take Evil Eye
    and send him completely flying.
[16:53] ---
    Do you wanna be able to throw punches?
    Or do you wanna become strong?
[16:59] ---
    Well, I want to be able to throw a punch
    so I can become stronger.
[17:05] ---
    No, you got it wrong.
[17:08] ---
    Even if you could throw a punch,
    you wouldn't be stronger.
[17:11] ---
    Evil Eye is several levels above you
    in both power and technique.
[17:14] ---
    He's got considerable speed, too.
    After all, he can keep up with my abilities.
[17:20] ---
    What? Then what are you telling me to do?
[17:23] ---
    Just whose power do you think
    you're borrowing, moron?
[17:29] ---
    Let me ask you one more time.
[17:31] ---
    Do you wanna be able to throw punches,
[17:33] ---
    or do you wanna become stronger?
[17:36] ---
    I want to become stronger.
[17:38] ---
    You turd nugget.
[17:40] ---
    Follow me.
[17:43] ---
    You're using my power,
    but you're so weak. I don't like it.
[17:49] ---
    I have no choice, so I'll train you.
[17:51] ---
    Keep up with me like your life depends on it.
[17:56] ---
    You wanted me to follow you here?
[17:59] ---
    Don't be modest. Just head in.
[18:01] ---
    This is bad!
    If I get caught, they'll scold me!
[18:04] ---
    When you're getting a scolding,
    just think of ramen or something.
[18:07] ---
    I'm saying that I don't want to get scolded!
[18:13] ---
    Takakura, what are you doing?
[18:15] ---
    Miss Shiratori? You followed us here?
[18:17] ---
    What a turd of a roadblock.
    Leave her alone.
[18:19] ---
    Please keep this a secret!
[18:22] ---
    Tell me what you're going to do!
[18:23] ---
    It's dangerous for you to come here!
[18:25] ---
    I won't leave until you tell me!
[18:27] ---
    Hurry up and go back, you half-wit.
[18:34] ---
    What's with this damn dumpling?
[18:36] ---
    Next time you trash talk me, I'll take
    that pukey furball face of yours and crush it!
[18:41] ---
    Bring it on, idiot! You're dead meat!
[18:46] ---
    Okay! Both of you, be quiet!
[18:53] ---
    If that's the case, you should say so!
[18:55] ---
    I want to become stronger, too!
[18:58] ---
    Okay.
[18:58] ---
    And those filthy words earlier
    were said by Acro-Silky, okay?
[19:02] ---
    Those were definitely not my words!
[19:04] ---
    Is that so?
[19:05] ---
    It is so! I could never
    come up with words like that!
[19:08] ---
    Moron.
[19:09] ---
    Pukey, furball face sliced pork moron.
[19:11] ---
    Sounds like ya wanna say goodbye, huh?
[19:15] ---
    What's with this damn dumpling?
    I'll crush you!
[19:18] ---
    These guys are hopeless!
[19:56] ---
    Takakura, I'm scared.
[19:58] ---
    I-It's all right! We have the powers
    of yokai monsters as well.
[20:06] ---
    It's me, idiot.
[20:07] ---
    Do you want to be murdered, pukey furball?
[20:10] ---
    Takakura, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
[20:12] ---
    I'm totally fine.
    Are you okay, Miss Shiratori?
[20:15] ---
    Oh, I'm such an idiot!
[20:17] ---
    Jump in sync with these notes.
[20:20] ---
    Why?
[20:20] ---
    Come on. You've got no time,
    so hurry up and do it.
[20:28] ---
    There's an idiot jumping.
[20:30] ---
    Hey! What exactly are you after here?
[20:32] ---
    That's your combat rhythm.
[20:35] ---
    Rhythm?
[20:36] ---
    And then, this is Evil Eye's rhythm.
[20:44] ---
    You get it?
[20:47] ---
    This is yours.
[20:50] ---
    This is Evil Eye's.
[20:52] ---
    If I compare it to those jumps earlier,
    in the time it takes you to jump once and land,
[20:57] ---
    Evil Eye will have taken four full actions.
[21:01] ---
    What? He's faster than you, Turbo Granny?
[21:03] ---
    That's why I couldn't shake him off...
[21:04] ---
    That's not it! I'm ten billion times faster!
[21:07] ---
    I’m just talking about technique!
[21:13] ---
    Your rhythm is too monotonous.
[21:16] ---
    Basically, it's about how many notes
    you can cram into one beat.
[21:19] ---
    What becomes important is the amount
    of times you can switch actions in combat.
[21:25] ---
    Even that skank
    can do a four-switch in one beat.
[21:29] ---
    Evil Eye also is a four-switch.
[21:31] ---
    Adding the cursed house's attack
    would make him a ten-switch.
[21:36] ---
    You are a two-switch.
[21:41] ---
    That wasn't me.
[21:54] ---
    So noisy! Is that an orchestra?
[21:56] ---
    Where is this sound coming from?
[21:57] ---
    They're here.
[21:58] ---
    Here? Who is?
    The noise is so loud I can't hear...
[22:01] ---
    I hear filthy notes.
[22:09] ---
    Who is making such noise?
[22:16] ---
    Who is it?
[23:52] ---
    I'll never do it.
[23:53] ---
    - No, do it.
    - No way.
[23:54] ---
    Come on, do you want to get fired?
[23:56] ---
    - Damn it.
    - Yeah!
[23:58] ---
    Next episode,
    "You Can Do It, Okarun!" And then...
SIGN    EPISODE 20 YOU CAN DO IT, OKARUN!
[24:00] ---
    - Damn it.
    - Do it.
[24:02] ---
    Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
[24:05] ---
    - Miss Ayase.
    - Damn it!

20 - You Can Do It, Okarun!

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[00:15] ---
    Incompetence!
[00:18] ---
    Who the hell is creating such
    filthy sounds with my orchestra?
[00:25] ---
    It's not us, so let's go home.
[00:28] ---
    Right.
[00:30] ---
    It's these guys!
[00:35] ---
    It's these guys!
[00:37] ---
    So it's you!
[00:42] ---
    What was that attack just now?
[00:44] ---
    What a bummer...
[01:13] ---
    Takakura-sama?
[01:17] ---
    You dumbass!
[01:18] ---
    Gotta dodge 'em properly!
[01:20] ---
    Those music notes are bombs!
[01:23] ---
    Especially the rest symbols.
    Don't get caught by them.
[01:25] ---
    They'll literally make you rest in place.
[01:28] ---
    You say dodge them...
[01:31] ---
    But how do we actually
    dodge this bullet hell?
[03:07] ---
    Symphony No. 6. Pastoral, damn it!
[03:16] ---
    It's a rice paddy!
SIGN    EPISODE 20 YOU CAN DO IT, OKARUN!
[03:17] ---
    I wanna go home...
[03:19] ---
    Focus! The notes
    are gonna come flying at us!
[03:22] ---
    It's not a rice paddy!
[03:24] ---
    Die, you damn pigs!
[03:27] ---
    Bullet hell incoming!
[03:33] ---
    Hold on. My feet are getting stuck
    so I can't run well!
[03:37] ---
    What a bummer.
[03:39] ---
    Incompetence!
[03:41] ---
    Now die, damn it!
[03:44] ---
    Choo, choo.
    Train entering platform six.
[03:48] ---
    Poop! Poop!
[03:50] ---
    Father. Father. Father!
[03:54] ---
    Don't just talk about dads!
    I'm amazing, too!
[03:58] ---
    Too slow! Needs a bigger whoosh!
    Increase the tempo!
[04:13] ---
    Die!
[04:15] ---
    Die, die, die!
[04:18] ---
    Aira-chan is awesome!
    She's dodging all of them!
[04:20] ---
    No time to admire!
    You need to dodge like that, too!
[04:26] ---
    Yow.
[04:27] ---
    My voice is weird!
[04:29] ---
    Such a nuisance!
[04:34] ---
    There's no opening!
[04:40] ---
    Die! Die! Die! Die!
[04:43] ---
    Die, damn it!
[04:49] ---
    I-I can't move.
[04:52] ---
    You turd nugget!
[04:53] ---
    I just told you to watch out for the rests!
[04:59] ---
    And, dead!
[05:01] ---
    Takakura-sama!
[05:10] ---
    Damn it, you cheater!
    Come down here!
[05:20] ---
    - You're just some nobody!
    - Miss Shiratori is incredible.
[05:23] ---
    Die already, damn it!
[05:25] ---
    Just how spineless am I?
[05:28] ---
    I've fought so many powerful opponents,
[05:30] ---
    so I thought I got
    at least a little bit stronger.
[05:33] ---
    But I haven't, at all.
[05:38] ---
    If you got time to whine,
    then move your spine!
[05:41] ---
    A sense of rhythm! Rhythm!
[05:48] ---
    It's gonna go on for a while yet.
[05:50] ---
    And we don't know how long
    that skank can keep dodging.
[05:55] ---
    You don't need to understand
    their performance.
[05:58] ---
    I don't care what it is. Just remember
    any kind of music that you know!
[06:02] ---
    And use that rhythm to move your body!
[06:06] ---
    Easy for you to say.
[06:08] ---
    I don't listen to music at all,
    so I don't know any songs.
[06:18] ---
    There is something.
[06:20] ---
    I listened to music just recently.
[06:23] ---
    I was so touched...
[06:26] ---
    and I got into the rhythm.
[06:31] ---
    Don't you be scurrying around,
    you crappy nobody!
[06:36] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[06:38] ---
    If I extend my hair, it'll hit
    the notes and won't reach them!
[07:01] ---
    Looks like quite a bit of the field
    has been tilled already.
[07:06] ---
    Thanks to all your running around!
[07:09] ---
    And, dead!
[07:13] ---
    Put some spirit into it, punk!
[07:19] ---
    Takakura-sama?
[07:21] ---
    Damn pipsqueak!
[07:23] ---
    Die, die, die, die!
[07:28] ---
    Die, damn it!
[07:38] ---
    Hunting soul, Insatiate and wild
    Roaming the land for a blood sacrifice
[07:43] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, Night after night
    So go to sleep if you dare
[07:44] ---
    Hell yeah! Good job, turd nugget!
[07:48] ---
    That pipsqueak's rhythm...
    I hate it! Damn little bastard!
[07:49] ---
    Hunting soul, Fire aglow
    Scorching the earth as it crosses the skies
[07:54] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, LOSING CONTROL
    CHASIN' YOU DOWN TO THE END
[08:05] ---
    HUNTING SOUL
[08:08] ---
    Oh, dear.
[08:10] ---
    It's time for the party!
[08:25] ---
    Hey, hurry up and finish 'em off!
[08:27] ---
    Do not give me orders,
    you crap vomit furball!
[08:31] ---
    Damn you!
[08:32] ---
    Don't you dare talk back to me,
    you petty small fry!
[08:35] ---
    What a bummer...
[09:22] ---
    It's useless!
[09:23] ---
    Your sound bullet hell
    won't work anymore!
[09:27] ---
    Incompetence!
[09:32] ---
    You guys have angered me!
[09:37] ---
    I'll make sure to kill you!
[09:40] ---
    Symphony No. 9!
[09:42] ---
    Choir ensemble!
[11:36] ---
    What the hell are they?
[11:37] ---
    They're illusions!
    Don't bother with them!
[11:41] ---
    Slam the musicians!
[11:42] ---
    Yes, but, where are they?
[11:54] ---
    On top of the stage behind that giant!
[11:58] ---
    Hey, get your dirty hands off me!
[12:01] ---
    I can't move around at all.
[12:04] ---
    If you don't hurry up,
    you'll be crushed to death!
[12:07] ---
    Takakura-sama, your hand!
[12:52] ---
    Aira-chan!
[12:53] ---
    Leave these guys to me!
    Get the musicians!
[15:16] ---
    Hurry! Otherwise
    you'll be surrounded again!
[15:19] ---
    I know!
[15:23] ---
    But I can only go full throttle twice.
[15:25] ---
    One blast per person won't cut it!
[15:30] ---
    Five switches per beat.
[15:34] ---
    It'd be a piece of cake for me.
[15:41] ---
    So that's what you mean!
[15:56] ---
    Stop it!
[16:41] ---
    Did we defeat them?
[16:45] ---
    Miss Shiratori.
[16:47] ---
    Are you all right?
[16:49] ---
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[16:53] ---
    I was somehow able to defeat it
    thanks to you.
[16:57] ---
    Thank you so much!
[17:01] ---
    Huh?
[17:03] ---
    That's not the case!
    You were super impressive, too!
[17:09] ---
    My normal self... Come out already...
[17:20] ---
    It was all thanks to my lecture.
    You two should feel appreciative!
[17:26] ---
    Oh, you were around?
    Such a trashy presence.
[17:29] ---
    Head outside! Your "goodbye"
    is already set in stone.
[17:34] ---
    Thanks to Turbo Granny, I think I understand
    what this sense of rhythm is.
[17:39] ---
    Thank you.
[17:40] ---
    Heh, don't get cocky!
[17:42] ---
    What you understand now
    is only worth earwax!
[17:47] ---
    My power is nothing compared to this.
[17:53] ---
    So what were those guys, anyway?
[17:57] ---
    Just some thoughts given form.
[17:59] ---
    The collective fear of the portraits
    in the music room simply took shape.
[18:06] ---
    If you play the piano at 2:00 AM,
    they'll show up again.
[18:10] ---
    If they kill you,
    you'll also die in real life, though.
[18:13] ---
    Never again!
[18:15] ---
    More like, how do you know
    about the apparitions in this school?
[18:18] ---
    You aren't up to something, are you?
[18:21] ---
    I'm always thinking about
    how to kill you...
[18:25] ---
    guys...
[18:28] ---
    off.
[18:36] ---
    Let's call the HAYASii band
    once more!
[18:39] ---
    Evil Eye is definitely
    doing something to counter us.
[18:43] ---
    We can't hold out any longer.
[18:45] ---
    I don't want to think about it...
[18:48] ---
    but someone will die.
[18:54] ---
    Mr. Jiji, you don't want to kill
    Ms. Seiko or Miss Momo, right?
[18:59] ---
    At this rate, you won't be able
    to live with your parents, either.
[19:05] ---
    We will perform the exorcism tomorrow.
[19:10] ---
    I've already asked HAYASii to come back.
[19:14] ---
    Hold on a sec! Don't move things along
    on your own!
[19:17] ---
    I will be giving the ritual prayers.
[19:23] ---
    Grandma, say something!
[19:25] ---
    You said you were gonna
    make him family!
[19:27] ---
    Jiji's been training his spiritual power, too!
[19:30] ---
    Come on, right, Grandma?
[19:35] ---
    Jin Enjoji! Step outside!
[19:39] ---
    Huh? Okarun?
[20:01] ---
    Okarun, what's going on?
[20:03] ---
    More like, where have you two been
    this late at night?
[20:07] ---
    Miss Shiratori, the water, please.
[20:09] ---
    Okay!
[20:11] ---
    Hey, what are you planning to do?
[20:14] ---
    Nobody meddle in this, please!
[20:17] ---
    I will now give Evil Eye
    the beating of his afterlife!
[20:21] ---
    Come on, Okarun, I'm really gonna get mad.
    This isn't a game, okay?
[20:26] ---
    I was pissed when Evil Eye assaulted you.
[20:33] ---
    I was really pissed off!
[20:36] ---
    For a while, I thought
    we'd somehow get through this.
[20:38] ---
    But Evil Eye really is dangerous!
[20:41] ---
    He's savage and cunning
    and not someone we can ignore.
[20:45] ---
    But Miss Ayase, you guys
    are trying to accept Evil Eye.
[20:49] ---
    That's really absurd.
[20:52] ---
    And that's really...
[20:55] ---
    badass!
[20:58] ---
    So I'm pissed off at my own weakness.
[21:03] ---
    Just you wait, Jiji.
    Your will to protect Evil Eye...
[21:08] ---
    I'll make sure to protect it!
[21:12] ---
    Mr. Takakura, please calm down.
[21:14] ---
    We've already decided
    that Mr. Jiji will be exorcised!
[21:18] ---
    There's no need to fight against Evil Eye!
[21:20] ---
    Manjiro!
[21:24] ---
    The guy has fire in his words.
[21:27] ---
    Don't embarrass him.
[21:30] ---
    Takakura!
[21:33] ---
    Here we go!
[21:34] ---
    Momo-chan, stand aside.
[21:43] ---
    Okarun, I'm trusting you with Evil Eye!
[21:46] ---
    Yeah.
[23:37] ---
    Don't underestimate me!
[23:39] ---
    I can kill you guys off at any point in time.
[23:41] ---
    Like, pulverize you
    into smithereens like this house.
[23:43] ---
    Hey, you're hungry, right?
    Eat that until dinner is ready.
[23:47] ---
    Hurray!
SIGN    EPISODE 21 I WANT TO REBUILD THE HOUSE
[23:48] ---
    Next episode, "I Want to Rebuild
    the House." You're gonna help, too.

21 - I Want to Rebuild the House

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[01:49] ---
    Let's go full throttle.
[02:15] ---
    So fun.
[02:17] ---
    You are so fun.
[02:21] ---
    More! Let's do more of this!
[02:25] ---
    I have never had so much fun!
[02:29] ---
    What is that guise of yours?
    Hurry up and transform.
[02:33] ---
    I want to continue this.
[02:35] ---
    Crap!
[02:36] ---
    Takakura already went full throttle once
    so he can't transform anymore!
[02:40] ---
    It's not over yet.
    Nobody intervene, please!
[02:42] ---
    Grandma! We gotta help Okarun, so—
[02:44] ---
    Is that all right? If we intervene, that means
    we're going to exorcise the Evil Eye.
[02:50] ---
    Whatcha gonna do?
    Want Seiko and the others to help out?
[02:57] ---
    Your knees are shaking.
[03:00] ---
    It's all you can do to stay standing.
[03:10] ---
    Hurry up. I hate having to wait!
[03:14] ---
    Hurry up and transform and fight me!
[03:18] ---
    No way. I don't want to bully weaklings.
[03:24] ---
    You can't beat me.
[03:26] ---
    I was convinced from our fight just now.
    So I'm not fighting you anymore.
[03:30] ---
    How dare you!
    Who are you calling weak?
[03:32] ---
    I! Am! Strong!
[03:35] ---
    - Weak.
    - Strong. Strong!
[03:38] ---
    Weak, so weak.
[03:41] ---
    Strong!
[03:43] ---
    I wouldn't mind taking you on
    if you became stronger.
[03:46] ---
    What? I will become even stronger!
[03:49] ---
    But I don't wanna go at it
    against someone who'd fight others.
[03:53] ---
    If you're gonna fight,
    I want you to only fight me.
[03:56] ---
    Yup, yup.
[03:56] ---
    Fine! I will fight only you!
[03:59] ---
    But you said you were going
    to kill all humans, so I can't trust you.
[04:05] ---
    I said, I am only going to fight you!
[04:08] ---
    But I'm busy with school.
    I wouldn't mind fighting every so often.
[04:11] ---
    No way! I want to fight
    every second of every day!
[04:15] ---
    Then, once a week. If you can't accept
    these conditions, I won't do it.
[04:18] ---
    - This is unfair! You are unfair!
    - Master, that's...
[04:22] ---
    This is great.
[04:24] ---
    Sheesh, you turds are a handful.
[04:27] ---
    Turbo Granny, what's going on?
    What were you scheming with Okarun?
[04:32] ---
    He started saying some troublesome crap.
[04:35] ---
    Said he wants to be Evil Eye's playmate.
[04:40] ---
    When I previously fought Evil Eye,
[04:42] ---
    he said he wanted
    to take playing seriously.
[04:45] ---
    I don't know the reason,
[04:46] ---
    but for Evil Eye, murdering
    is the same thing as playing around.
[04:51] ---
    You said so yourself, Turbo Granny,
    that Evil Eye is just like a newborn baby.
[04:56] ---
    If that's true, then he just wants to simply
    have fun playing around.
[04:59] ---
    If I can overwhelm Evil Eye,
    his attention will be concentrated on me.
[05:04] ---
    Then he won't harm Miss Ayase
    and the others anymore.
[05:09] ---
    If I can become stronger, then I might
    be able to become friends with Evil Eye.
[05:18] ---
    Then...
[05:19] ---
    Outside of fighting me,
    you won't kill any people.
[05:21] ---
    We'll have one fight
    every Tuesday after school.
[05:24] ---
    Does this sound good?
[05:25] ---
    Hold on a second!
[05:29] ---
    These guys want to kill off all humans,
[05:32] ---
    so they're saying
    they can't agree to that promise.
[05:35] ---
    Until I butcher you, hold on to this.
[05:39] ---
    All right.
    We'll keep it stored safely.
[05:42] ---
    I want to kill you as soon as I can.
    So fun!
[05:50] ---
    Okarun, I...
[05:53] ---
    You didn't hurt anyone.
[05:55] ---
    From now on,
    nobody will get hurt anymore.
[05:58] ---
    You'll return to a normal life.
[06:01] ---
    Okarun.
[06:02] ---
    Nice weenie!
[06:06] ---
    Why is everyone so put off?
[07:41] ---
    I will take responsibility and store
    this cursed item at my shrine.
SIGN    EPISODE 21
    I WANT TO REBUILD THE HOUSE
[07:46] ---
    Be careful. If anything happens,
    contact me right away.
[07:50] ---
    Understood.
[07:52] ---
    We'll visit again someday.
[07:53] ---
    Next time, make sure
    you have a Tsuchinoko in the shrine.
[07:56] ---
    I can't promise you that, but I'll be
    a sleeping bag BooTuber!
[08:02] ---
    Sounds good.
[08:03] ---
    See you.
[08:08] ---
    See ya, Manjiro!
[08:10] ---
    Don't let the curse cause an accident!
[08:13] ---
    Ms. Ayase!
[08:16] ---
    Thank you for all the trouble
    that you've gone through!
[08:18] ---
    Jiji's mom.
[08:20] ---
    I'm afraid I can't say my care
    was entirely the best. I apologize.
[08:24] ---
    Oh no.
[08:26] ---
    She's being polite!
[08:28] ---
    She's acting properly.
[08:29] ---
    Hey, why're you being so bashful?
[08:32] ---
    Stop that.
[08:35] ---
    Jiji, continue your training to unleash
    your chi. The curse still remains.
[08:40] ---
    If something happens,
    make sure to visit us right away.
[08:44] ---
    Okay!
[08:47] ---
    Everyone, I'm sorry
    to have caused so much trouble!
[08:50] ---
    I will never forget your kindness!
[08:52] ---
    Pay us back.
[08:53] ---
    Don't worry about it. See ya tomorrow.
[08:58] ---
    Thank you so much!
[09:03] ---
    Man, I'm tired. Takakura,
    we should head home, too.
[09:08] ---
    Okarun and Aira,
    thank you to you, too!
[09:12] ---
    No, thank you for housing us for so long.
[09:14] ---
    M-Miss Ayase, I'll see you tomorrow.
[09:18] ---
    Is that all?
[09:19] ---
    Um, was there anything else?
[09:26] ---
    Is that all?
[09:28] ---
    Jab, jab.
[09:36] ---
    What are you doing to Takakura?
[09:38] ---
    Shut up, ugly skank!
    You hurry on home!
[09:40] ---
    What was that? You swine!
[09:42] ---
    Miss Shiratori, let's go home!
[09:45] ---
    Damn you! Never come back here!
[09:47] ---
    As if I would, you swine!
[09:49] ---
    Oh boy. That was so scary,
    wasn't it, Takakura?
[09:51] ---
    Oh man, it's all quiet here now.
[09:59] ---
    So this is what it feels like
    when your mind goes blank.
[10:04] ---
    I guess we'll head to the super bathhouse.
[10:06] ---
    Hurray!
[10:08] ---
    What about me?
[10:09] ---
    We're all going.
[10:11] ---
    Hurray!
SIGN    KAMIGOE STATION
SIGN    NATURAL HOT SPRINGS
SIGN    NATURAL HOT SPRINGS
[10:38] ---
    Thank you very much!
[10:41] ---
    Man, it's cold.
[10:43] ---
    We warmed up only to get cold again.
[10:46] ---
    Wait, what are we gonna do
    about the house?
[10:48] ---
    We gotta rebuild it. No other choice.
[10:49] ---
    We have the money?
[10:51] ---
    Nope. That super bathhouse
    was our last banquet.
[10:55] ---
    You're joking!
[10:56] ---
    We can go to hell now for all I care.
[10:58] ---
    I just started my part-time job,
    so I don't have any money.
[11:01] ---
    Who asked you for money?
    I'm not relying on your part-time wages.
[11:07] ---
    So pompous!
[11:08] ---
    You're always acting tough.
[11:10] ---
    Everyone was sleeping over, so why
    didn't you collect expenses for their stay?
[11:14] ---
    Like I need any of that.
[11:15] ---
    Don't act tough.
[11:19] ---
    Don't overexert yourself, okay?
[11:21] ---
    Don't underestimate your Granny.
[11:23] ---
    But what should I do
    about the Bakatono DVDs?
[11:28] ---
    I lost all of my Ken-san stuff, too!
[11:41] ---
    What the hell are you, punk?
[11:42] ---
    You're on private property!
[11:44] ---
    Where are you from, moron?
[11:49] ---
    Miss Ayase, hold on a second!
[11:52] ---
    Hey! You're all back.
[11:54] ---
    I got worried about your house,
[11:56] ---
    so Miss Shiratori and I
    visited Mr. Mantis on the way home.
[11:59] ---
    We asked him if he could help out
    with rebuilding the house.
[12:03] ---
    And he introduced us
    to his friend Mr. Ludris.
[12:06] ---
    No way! I'm so sorry!
[12:09] ---
    He's saying it was an honor to be kicked
    by a beautiful lady, deez.
[12:14] ---
    No, he's pissed.
[12:15] ---
    He is a construction specialist, deez.
[12:19] ---
    Leave it to him, and the rebuilding
    will be done in a jiffy, deez.
[12:22] ---
    I'm sorry, but he's been looking pissed
    the whole time.
[12:24] ---
    You're usually really busy.
    Go home and play with your kid.
[12:29] ---
    I've always been wanting to repay
    my gratitude to you, Lady Seiko, deez!
[12:34] ---
    I've only been causing trouble myself,
    so I want to do something for you.
[12:38] ---
    You too. You're barely standing up
    so don't wander around so much.
[12:44] ---
    Hurry on back home.
[12:46] ---
    But you're also in a tough spot
    right now, right?
[12:52] ---
    - I'm not.
    - We very much are.
[12:56] ---
    If you insist on helping out,
    then do as you like.
[12:59] ---
    I'm sorry, but can I ask you to?
[13:02] ---
    - Of course, deez!
    - Yes!
[13:05] ---
    He's still pissed?
[13:07] ---
    Ta-la-la, ta-dah!
[13:11] ---
    Here.
[13:13] ---
    We'll use this nanoskin for construction.
[13:16] ---
    It's easy to use.
[13:18] ---
    Place the nanoskin somewhere,
    and shape it like a clay figure.
[13:24] ---
    And you can make anything you like, deez.
[13:32] ---
    You can make anything, deez.
[13:34] ---
    What? Wicked!
    Let me make something, too!
[13:36] ---
    What the hell is this?
[13:38] ---
    The nanoskin is made up of
    ultra-high-density nanomachines, deez.
[13:43] ---
    What is this? It feels crunchy!
[13:45] ---
    By the way, it's a shape-memory alloy.
[13:47] ---
    Even if it breaks, the nanoskin
    will restore itself back to the original form.
[13:53] ---
    Have a solid image in your head
    of what you want to make, deez.
[14:00] ---
    The nanomachine will catch
    the electric signals from your brain,
[14:03] ---
    and form the shape
    exactly like you imagine it.
[14:09] ---
    I see. This is great.
[14:42] ---
    Thanks, Kappa. You saved my ass.
[14:44] ---
    It was nothing, deez.
[14:47] ---
    I'll do anything for Lady Seiko, deez!
[14:59] ---
    Mr. Ludris is also saying it was an honor
    to be able to assist a beauty.
[15:04] ---
    You don't understand
    what he's saying, do you?
[15:06] ---
    Thank you, Okarun. You too, Aira.
[15:10] ---
    Man, I'm sleepy. Let's hurry on home.
[15:12] ---
    I'm glad your home is all fixed up.
[15:15] ---
    It kinda felt like my own home, so
    it made me uneasy when it wasn't all right.
[15:23] ---
    Indeed.
[15:24] ---
    It became a hangout for all sorts
    of people before I knew it.
[15:29] ---
    We gotta protect it.
[15:34] ---
    Come by again anytime!
[15:40] ---
    Okay!
[15:42] ---
    Thanks, everyone! Come by again!
[15:45] ---
    I totally love all you guys!
    You guys are lifesavers!
[15:49] ---
    We gotta pay this favor back.
[15:52] ---
    But for today,
    I won't be able to make lunch.
[15:55] ---
    It's fine. Sleep in.
[16:00] ---
    Jin! You're slow!
    Bang! Bang!
[16:02] ---
    Mom! It's dangerous if you poke
    your head out the window!
[16:06] ---
    More like, let me hop on!
[16:11] ---
    Dear, try to keep it down.
[16:18] ---
    Okay, we're here!
[16:20] ---
    All right, Honey, let's do this!
[16:22] ---
    Dear, please be quiet.
[16:24] ---
    Good morning!
[16:26] ---
    The entire Enjoji household has come
    to rebuild the house!
[16:30] ---
    Dear, please keep it down.
[16:32] ---
    Huh? It's not broken anywhere.
[16:36] ---
    Oh, Momo!
[16:40] ---
    Grandma's asleep.
[16:43] ---
    I'm sorry for all kinds of reasons.
[16:45] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[16:47] ---
    More like, how's Evil Eye doing?
[16:49] ---
    Actually, about that...
[16:51] ---
    I've turned into Evil Eye a few times.
[16:54] ---
    Oh, Evil Eye didn't do anything.
    He's really keeping that promise!
[16:58] ---
    For real?
[16:59] ---
    I don't know if it's because of the training,
    but I feel a connection with Evil Eye lately.
[17:04] ---
    His excited emotions
    get transmitted to me or something.
[17:08] ---
    It's not just hatred. I think he's
    enjoying this a surprising amount.
[17:15] ---
    I see.
[17:16] ---
    Well, if something happens, come visit us.
[17:24] ---
    Hey, Momo.
[17:26] ---
    Are you in love with anyone?
[17:49] ---
    Hold up, you look way too disturbed!
[17:51] ---
    Nuh-uh! Not at all!
    Your words didn't affect me at all!
[17:56] ---
    H-Hold up!
    You're badmouthing me now!
[17:59] ---
    Oh! Enjoji!
[18:01] ---
    It's been a while!
[18:03] ---
    You've been absent from school
    for some time. What happened?
[18:05] ---
    I was staying home with hopes
    of making my cuties all antsy!
[18:09] ---
    What's up with that?
[18:11] ---
    Go get 'em, you flashy guy.
[18:13] ---
    Enjoji, this is the new Pompy flavor!
[18:16] ---
    Wanna try?
[18:17] ---
    Hold on a sec!
[18:19] ---
    You're wearing clothes?
[18:20] ---
    Where is this place?
[18:22] ---
    What'd you think of the taiyaki flavor?
[18:26] ---
    I'll butcher you. This is all too tasty.
[18:33] ---
    Come on, Jiji. That joke
    is totally not popular right now.
[18:36] ---
    Oh, it's you.
    Do you want to be butchered?
[18:39] ---
    I said it's not popular!
[18:41] ---
    Your timing is terrible right now,
    so can you go back to Jiji?
[18:44] ---
    No way. This is incredibly tasty.
[18:46] ---
    What, Momo? You being lovey-dovey
    this early in the morning?
[18:49] ---
    As if!
[18:53] ---
    That's mine!
[18:55] ---
    What is?
[18:59] ---
    Hey, it's Jiji!
[19:00] ---
    You finally decided to join the soccer team?
[19:11] ---
    Amazing!
[19:12] ---
    Get back here!
[19:18] ---
    I told you to stop!
SIGN    WARM SOLD OUT
[19:25] ---
    Damn it, all the hot stuff is sold out.
[19:27] ---
    Hurry up and give me
    that tasty drink from earlier.
[19:30] ---
    I thought I'd let him drink something warm
    and get him back to normal.
[19:39] ---
    I have no choice.
[19:41] ---
    At least, it doesn't seem like
    he'll attack people.
[19:44] ---
    I guess I'll just see how things go.
[20:16] ---
    What are you writing?
[20:19] ---
    All those I want to butcher!
[20:21] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Quiet!
[20:23] ---
    Hey, Enjoji!
[20:25] ---
    Who do you want to butcher
    in the middle of class?
[20:29] ---
    All humans!
[20:32] ---
    He's kinda hooked on this one joke.
[20:34] ---
    I told you that's not popular, you turd!
SIGN    TANUKI UDON
SIGN    SHOYU RAMEN
SIGN    TEMPURA BOWL
SIGN    CURRY RICE
SIGN    COLD NOODLES IT'S COLD! AVAILABLE
[20:38] ---
    What? You're kidding me!
    The hot food is all sold out?
[20:41] ---
    I'm sorry,
    I'm sold out of most things today.
[20:50] ---
    Wait, wait!
[20:52] ---
    Tasty.
[20:53] ---
    Here, use chopsticks.
[21:17] ---
    Baby steps, I guess.
[21:19] ---
    Hey, did something happen to Jiji?
[21:22] ---
    Like what?
[21:23] ---
    Was he the type to say butcher and stuff?
[21:25] ---
    Maybe he had a change of character.
[21:27] ---
    I know! Maybe the ghost from the housing
    complex is possessing him!
[21:30] ---
    What now?
[21:31] ---
    Maybe he has a golden ball on him!
[21:34] ---
    Wait, what? How do you know
    about the golden ball?
[21:36] ---
    Oh, right. You don't have
    a smartphone right now.
[21:39] ---
    It's a hot topic in the group right now.
[21:42] ---
    The ghost in the housing complex.
[23:25] ---
    I see you. I see you, my enemy.
[23:32] ---
    I'm talking to you.
[23:37] ---
    Momo, is something on your mind?
    Leave it to me!
[23:39] ---
    Next episode, "The Secret Art of Being
    Attractive." C'mon baby! Foo!
SIGN    EPISODE 22 THE SECRET ART OF BEING ATTRACTIVE
[23:42] ---
    Man, my head hurts.
[23:43] ---
    Here's some painkillers!
    It tastes like takoyaki!
[23:45] ---
    I wanna ice this guy's head.
[23:46] ---
    Miss Ayase! Please take these instead!
[23:48] ---
    - Thanks.
    - I made it with nanoskin!
[23:50] ---
    Like I'd want to take anything like that!

22 - The Secret Art of Being Attractive

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[01:43] ---
    Calm down.
[01:44] ---
    A morning hello is no big deal!
[01:47] ---
    Morning! Tee-hee!
    Vamola! Ya doin' well?
[01:47] ---
    I practiced the heck out of it
    last night! I got this!

[01:52] ---
    I can't let her catch on
    that I'm a morning hello amateur!

[02:14] ---
    Hold on.
[02:15] ---
    Even though we became friends,
[02:16] ---
    would she suddenly start waiting for me
    at the school gate?

[02:19] ---
    She must be waiting for someone else!
[02:21] ---
    Morning!
[02:28] ---
    The correct answer is to ignore her.
[02:39] ---
    You're late. Let's go.
[02:56] ---
    That hurt, damn you!
    You're in the way, moron.
[02:59] ---
    Can you hurry up and move?
    You're so annoying!
SIGN    ESS EFF SPECIAL A MYSTERY IN OPTICS
[04:09] ---
    Um, excuse me.
[04:11] ---
    Is Miss Ayase here?
[04:13] ---
    Huh? Who? I can't hear you.
[04:16] ---
    Maybe the cafeteria?
[04:18] ---
    Like he'd go to such a rowdy place!
    He's at the school store. The co-op!
[04:22] ---
    Co-op?
[04:24] ---
    I'll drop by after I check the cafeteria.
[04:41] ---
    She's not here. I should try the co-op.
[04:47] ---
    I guess I'll try the cafeteria.
[04:56] ---
    Nowhere to be found.
[04:57] ---
    Nowhere to be found.
[05:02] ---
    She's avoiding me.
[05:04] ---
    She realized this morning
    how boring I am

[05:07] ---
    and must've thought
    that I'm a pain in the butt.

[05:09] ---
    Sheesh, where are you, Okarun?
[05:12] ---
    Lunch break is gonna be over soon!
[05:15] ---
    This is the worst.
[05:20] ---
    Come to think,
    he was pretty lifeless this morning.

[05:23] ---
    Maybe he doesn't like people
    getting in his face?

[05:27] ---
    Maybe I wasn't earnestly thinking
    about Okarun's feelings.

[05:32] ---
    Miss Ayase has so many friends, so I guess
    I'm just a friend candidate.

[05:43] ---
    Maybe I don't even count as a friend.
[06:08] ---
    I was conceited.
[06:10] ---
    I'm totes feelin' the blues.
[06:12] ---
    Why am I always like this?
[06:15] ---
    Why am I such a wimp?
[06:19] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:20] ---
    I'm sorry, Okarun.
SIGN    EPISODE 22
    THE SECRET ART
    OF BEING ATTRACTIVE
[09:05] ---
    I must resort to power and cunning.
[09:09] ---
    That way, I will win!
[09:21] ---
    I see you. I see you, my enemy.
[09:27] ---
    I'm talking to you.
[09:28] ---
    Wha!? Wh-What's this about?
    Why are you talking to me?
[09:32] ---
    I'm not interested in guys,
    but I have no choice.
[09:37] ---
    How is it possible...
[09:39] ---
    for you to get along so well
    with Miss Momo Ayase?
[09:43] ---
    It's strange.
[09:45] ---
    You're not particularly handsome.
    You're short and quite dull.
[09:48] ---
    But you're always being chummy
    with Momo Ayase.
[09:52] ---
    And as of late, Miss Shiratori as well.
[09:55] ---
    Tell me how you do it!
[09:57] ---
    How are you popular
    with all the beautiful girls?
[09:59] ---
    No, I'm not popular at all!
[10:01] ---
    Okarun!
[10:02] ---
    Found it, Okarun!
[10:04] ---
    The other family jewel!
[10:06] ---
    What the?
[10:07] ---
    Sorry! Was I interrupting?
[10:10] ---
    Oh no, we weren't talking about much,
    so it's not a nuisance at all.
[10:16] ---
    Okarun, is this your friend?
[10:17] ---
    Oh, well, each person has
    a different definition of friendship,
[10:21] ---
    so if you say we're friends,
    then I suppose we are.
[10:24] ---
    Really? Cool!
    Be good to Okarun, okay?
[10:30] ---
    Anyway, there was a golden ball!
[10:32] ---
    A great adventure?
[10:33] ---
    Miss Ayase, let's talk about that outside.
[10:36] ---
    I got it!
[10:37] ---
    The secret to being popular is spicy talk!
[10:41] ---
    Um, excuse me.
[10:44] ---
    You're in Class B, right?
[10:47] ---
    Can you please stop visiting
    other classes so often?
[10:52] ---
    Some people want to study,
[10:54] ---
    and it's a nuisance
    for you to run around like this.
[10:58] ---
    Oh, sorry. I'll be more careful!
[11:02] ---
    Okay Okarun, let's head outside!
[11:04] ---
    Okay!
[11:05] ---
    Takakura, there's no need
    to go reluctantly!
[11:10] ---
    If you can't tell her, I'll tell her for you!
[11:13] ---
    Huh? Is that true?
[11:15] ---
    No, it's not. What's this about?
[11:19] ---
    Hey, he's saying that's not the case.
[11:21] ---
    If you're right there,
    he'll be too scared to say anything!
[11:24] ---
    Takakura, I'm sorry that
    I didn't notice until now.
[11:27] ---
    I'm the class president,
    so you can tell me anything!
[11:30] ---
    No, um...
[11:32] ---
    Hey, Okarun, can you tell her
    that she's an idiot?
[11:35] ---
    I was just about to say...
[11:37] ---
    Don't intimidate him!
[11:39] ---
    You shut up for a bit!
[11:40] ---
    You shouldn't be shouting so loudly!
[11:43] ---
    Let me talk!
[11:45] ---
    Damn it! He's so popular!
[11:48] ---
    When? What timing
    do I need to cut in to be popular?

[11:51] ---
    Okarun's never said
    anything about this before.
[11:51] ---
    Now? She's cute.
[11:53] ---
    Now? So cute.
[11:54] ---
    Now!
[11:56] ---
    Ten gallon weenie.
[12:01] ---
    Don't give up, Kinta.
[12:08] ---
    Wiener.
[12:10] ---
    Do you wanna die?
[12:21] ---
    What's with that skank?
    She really pisses me off!
[12:24] ---
    What does she even
    know about you, Okarun?
[12:27] ---
    I had so many things coming at me
    all at once and I couldn't react.
[12:33] ---
    But I was happy because people in my class
    never really talked to me until now.
[12:38] ---
    Maybe it's because you're pretty cool lately.
[12:41] ---
    Huh? R-Really?
[12:43] ---
    Yeah.
[12:46] ---
    Hurray.
[12:49] ---
    Are you all right?
[12:51] ---
    What was with that "hurray"?
[12:54] ---
    Cracks me up.
[12:55] ---
    Then what was I supposed to say?
[13:00] ---
    That's fine. It's so like you, Okarun!
[13:06] ---
    Anyway, the family jewels!
[13:07] ---
    You saw Miko's picture, right?
[13:09] ---
    Yes, I saw it!
[13:13] ---
    It looked like the space
    around the golden ball was warped.
[13:16] ---
    It seems like an orb or a fireball.
[13:19] ---
    Maybe a spirit was in the middle
    of transporting the family jewels somewhere.
[13:24] ---
    Turbo Granny did say that
    other spirits would want it, too.
[13:28] ---
    They are definitely
    talking about something spicy.
[13:31] ---
    Why? Why is Takakura's spicy talk okay,
    but mine is worthy of death?
[13:37] ---
    I wanna know!
    I wanna gain that technique!
[13:41] ---
    How can he get away with spicy talk
    so naturally like that?
[13:45] ---
    And I wanna be lovey-dovey with beautiful girls
    like Miss Momo Ayase!
[13:48] ---
    - Wanna try going that way?
    - No, I will!
[13:52] ---
    But still, what are they doing
    in a place like this?

[13:55] ---
    It doesn't seem like
    they live in this housing complex.

[14:02] ---
    Uh, wh-what a coincidence!
[14:05] ---
    We went the same way home from school.
[14:10] ---
    Huh?
[14:15] ---
    At this rate, Miss Ayase's lips
    and mine will touch.

[14:22] ---
    How did things end up this way?
[14:25] ---
    It's that perv from your class, Okarun!
[14:27] ---
    Is he the true form
    of the family jewel spirit?
[14:30] ---
    Momo-chan! Over there!
[14:38] ---
    Family jewels! Gotta catch 'em all!
[14:40] ---
    What a bummer.
[14:44] ---
    So fast!
[14:51] ---
    Okarun!
[14:52] ---
    Momo-chan, this isn't a ghost at all.
[14:55] ---
    It has a physical body.
[14:58] ---
    There's definitely someone there!
[15:06] ---
    Momo-chan, be careful.
[15:08] ---
    I can't see it, but there's something there.
[15:11] ---
    Oh! It ran away!
[15:12] ---
    Momo-chan, hop on!
[15:14] ---
    What's going on with that thing?
[15:16] ---
    It turned left up there!
[15:18] ---
    Oh! He's giving her
    a piggyback ride! I'm jealous!
[15:21] ---
    Hey, Perv! Watch our backpacks!
[15:24] ---
    If you lose them, I'll butcher ya!
[15:25] ---
    Bra-ger that!
[15:26] ---
    Now I'm definitely going to butcher you.
[15:29] ---
    Why is that? What part of my spicy talk
    is unacceptable?
[15:33] ---
    Spicy talk in general is disgusting!
[15:35] ---
    Get back here, family jewels!
[15:37] ---
    You're saying it!
    You're saying spicy stuff!
[15:45] ---
    Crap, I lost sight of it!
[15:56] ---
    Momo-chan!
[16:01] ---
    Damn you!
[16:03] ---
    Ugh, what's with that thing?
    It's running like crazy!
[16:18] ---
    All right!
[16:26] ---
    Okarun!
[16:28] ---
    Momo-chan! That thing fell down.
[16:30] ---
    Okarun, grab onto me!
[16:32] ---
    Are you sure?
[16:33] ---
    It's fine!
[16:44] ---
    There it is!
[17:01] ---
    Okarun, are you okay?
[17:03] ---
    Hold on just a sec. I can't breathe.
[17:10] ---
    Sorry, I was reckless!
[17:15] ---
    No, it's all right.
[17:20] ---
    This is bad. I didn't think I was this powerless
    when I can't see the opponent.
[17:27] ---
    Same for me.
[17:30] ---
    More like, isn't that thing cheating?
[17:32] ---
    What's with this invisibility crap?
[17:34] ---
    - Come on, now.
    - Not fair, not fair, not fair!
[17:41] ---
    Wasn't that the perv?
[17:43] ---
    Did he follow us?
[17:44] ---
    This is terrible!
[17:47] ---
    Momo-chan, what's the plan?
[17:49] ---
    None! Priority is to save the perv!
[17:54] ---
    Wait, hold it right there!
[18:01] ---
    Oh, so amazing!
[18:02] ---
    You saved me! Thank you!
    I want to hug you!
[18:05] ---
    You dumbass, don't follow us!
[18:06] ---
    And what happened to our backpacks?
[18:09] ---
    Momo-chan, it's coming!
[18:13] ---
    I will have you tell me later
    exactly what you two are.
[18:17] ---
    Leave this to me!
[18:18] ---
    I'm tellin' ya to get lost
    cuz you're in the way!
[18:22] ---
    Let's go!
[18:23] ---
    Jet Stream Attack!
[18:27] ---
    That didn't do anything!
[18:28] ---
    What a bummer.
[18:30] ---
    Look at it from three directions!
[18:32] ---
    It's highly likely that it's using
    retro-reflective projection technology!
[19:11] ---
    I see it!
[19:15] ---
    Got it!
[19:16] ---
    Okarun, aim for this spot!
[19:23] ---
    Going full throttle!
[19:36] ---
    Nice, Okarun.
[19:38] ---
    Nice, Miss Ayase.
[19:39] ---
    Nice job to you, too.
[19:41] ---
    How'd you figure out
    that thing's weakness?
[19:44] ---
    I thought the invisibility
    was from optical camouflage.
SIGN    ESS EFF SPECIAL A MYSTERY IN OPTICS
[19:51] ---
    That's elemental for sci-fi.
[19:53] ---
    By detecting the imagery
    the opponent is seeing,
[19:55] ---
    you project that image
    on the suit you're wearing
[19:58] ---
    to make it seem like your body is invisible.
[20:00] ---
    But it doesn't work unless you accurately
    project in your opponent's line of sight.
[20:04] ---
    In this situation with multiple angles,
    it's completely ineffective.
[20:08] ---
    Okarun, this guy...
[20:09] ---
    This is...
[20:11] ---
    Wuh?
[20:21] ---
    What is that? It's not a ghost!
[20:23] ---
    A kaiju!
[20:25] ---
    Okarun, what is that thing?
[20:27] ---
    I have no idea!
[20:28] ---
    What happened to the golden ball
    that we defeated thanks to my hint?
[20:32] ---
    You dumbass! Stop with the spicy talk
    at every opportunity! It's gross!
[20:35] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:36] ---
    But I welcome this physical contact.
[20:40] ---
    We were able to see the family jewels
    when it was invisible.
[20:43] ---
    Right now,
    isn't the family jewel-ness all gone?
[20:45] ---
    Indeed.
[20:46] ---
    Hey! What's different about
    my spicy jokes? Come on!
[20:50] ---
    It's not moving for now,
    so let's go down there and check it out.
[20:59] ---
    Takakura, can you tell me?
    How do you make spicy talk work?
[21:04] ---
    It's better not to say it.
[21:07] ---
    Damn it, you've been so annoying
    with spicy this, spicy that!
[21:10] ---
    I'm so happy!
[21:12] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[23:37] ---
    In any case, why are they all
    repeatedly making spicy comments,
[23:40] ---
    but only mine are deemed disgusting?
[23:42] ---
    Is it that my spicy jokes are a bit old?
SIGN    EPISODE 23 HEY, IT'S A KAIJU
[23:45] ---
    Next episode, "Hey, it's a Kaiju."
[23:47] ---
    Are you saying there is a state-of-the-art tool
    that goes beyond current technology?
[23:50] ---
    No, but wait!

23 - Hey, it’s a Kaiju

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[00:43] ---
    Miss Ayase, the sky...
[00:46] ---
    Is this the alien's...
[00:48] ---
    For real?
[00:49] ---
    An alien! It's a space kaiju!
[00:54] ---
    How do we beat that thing?
[00:55] ---
    No idea!
[00:57] ---
    Any weaknesses?
[00:58] ---
    No clue!
[01:08] ---
    An alien?
[01:10] ---
    Aira!
[01:13] ---
    Thank goodness.
[01:15] ---
    Everyone suddenly disappeared!
[01:18] ---
    Did I do something again?
[01:20] ---
    It's not your fault.
[01:22] ---
    Looks like it's best
    if we group up with Momo Ayase!
[01:25] ---
    The sky is pitch black!
[01:31] ---
    It's a kaiju!
[01:34] ---
    Run for it!
[01:53] ---
    Ridiculous!
[01:58] ---
    - Perv!
    - Help me!
[02:01] ---
    I can't keep running forever!
[02:14] ---
    Can you not do that
    while we're in school uniforms?
[02:17] ---
    Seriously that!
SIGN    EPISODE 23
    HEY, IT'S A KAIJU
[03:52] ---
    Jiji! Take that guy and run!
[03:54] ---
    Hold on! I'm the leader!
[03:58] ---
    Enjoji, take that guy and flee!
[04:01] ---
    Got it!
[04:03] ---
    Regroup at my place later!
[04:15] ---
    You barfnugget! You can eat it!
[04:20] ---
    What power!
[04:23] ---
    Before it gigantifies,
    it's an invisible speed type.
[04:26] ---
    After it gigantifies,
    it turns into a power type?
[04:31] ---
    When it grows big, it only uses
    melee attacks that utilize its power.
[04:40] ---
    Then, how about this?
[04:58] ---
    Look out!
[05:13] ---
    It's not just power.
[05:15] ---
    Ain't that unfair?
[05:17] ---
    Are projectiles like that legit?
[05:20] ---
    Space kaiju.
[05:40] ---
    Listen here! You should be
    more mindful of time and place!
[05:45] ---
    If you don't...
[05:47] ---
    then you'll never be popular!
[05:55] ---
    Nice one, Aira!
[05:56] ---
    Slowpoke Momo Ayase,
    you go for the legs!
[05:59] ---
    And you shall call me "Leader"!
[06:02] ---
    Shut up already! Blockhead Aira!
[06:14] ---
    How's that?
[06:20] ---
    You fool!
[06:22] ---
    It's because you didn't call me Leader!
[06:25] ---
    Behold how a leader moves...
[06:27] ---
    and watch closely!
[06:47] ---
    How's that, Momo Ayase?
[06:49] ---
    This is how a leader moves!
[06:53] ---
    Behind you!
[07:01] ---
    Leader this, leader that.
    Shut up already!
[07:09] ---
    Unhand me!
[07:13] ---
    You are not damaging it!
[07:15] ---
    That's fine!
    More like, help me out here!
[07:18] ---
    Huh? Why would I help you?
[07:21] ---
    Are you saying the leader can't show me
    some teamwork?
[07:27] ---
    I suppose I must!
[08:14] ---
    It's running out of control!
[08:16] ---
    Who is it after?
[08:30] ---
    Perhaps that kaiju
    is the descendant of a dinosaur,
[08:33] ---
    and it's evolved to survive in space.
[08:35] ---
    Maybe it converts an unknown cosmic energy
    into electrical energy with that horn?
[08:40] ---
    That would explain
    the optical camouflage, too.
[08:43] ---
    If we can get to the light source,
    we might be able to stop it.
[08:47] ---
    In the meantime, I will keep
    diverting this thing's attention!
[08:59] ---
    Not bad!
[09:01] ---
    Now, let's do this!
[09:06] ---
    All right!
[09:15] ---
    Eat this!
[09:24] ---
    A job well done.
[09:31] ---
    It's finally my turn to shine.
[09:39] ---
    What's this? It got scared of a powerful,
    pretty soldier and ran away.
[09:43] ---
    You moron, it hasn't run away!
    It's coming!
[09:46] ---
    What are you talking about?
    It's not here!
[09:53] ---
    - Aira!
    - Aira-chan!
[09:59] ---
    Aira-chan, jump!
[10:05] ---
    Ouch!
[10:07] ---
    What's going on here?
[10:09] ---
    Don't drop your guard.
[10:11] ---
    It's right there. You can't see it
    because it's invisible.
[10:16] ---
    Invisible, you say?
[10:23] ---
    I can only see a dust cloud!
[10:33] ---
    Aira!
[10:39] ---
    Aira-chan!
[10:53] ---
    Let's go!
[10:57] ---
    Damn it! What's up with this?
[11:01] ---
    What's going on here?
[11:03] ---
    P-Please don't drip that sweat on me!
[11:07] ---
    H-How horrible!
    This handsome guy is the worst!
[11:10] ---
    He puts up a good front,
    but he actually looks down on people!
[11:14] ---
    It's nothing like that!
[11:15] ---
    Damn it, take my sweat and snot!
[11:18] ---
    Wait up! Stop! Seriously!
[11:21] ---
    I'll end up becoming
    a complicated po-po-po-pow!
[11:28] ---
    Ouch! You're the worst!
[11:30] ---
    This handsome guy is the worst!
[11:48] ---
    That was close.
[11:50] ---
    No, seriously. Please don't do that.
[12:06] ---
    Who're you?
    You wanna be murdered?
[12:11] ---
    Your face changed?
[12:15] ---
    Why do you stand before me?
[12:22] ---
    Are you someone like Takakura?
[12:31] ---
    Wait! Where are you going?
[12:33] ---
    You need to take me and flee, don't you?
[12:36] ---
    Are you going to leave me
    all alone? Is that okay?
[12:38] ---
    What will Miss Momo Ayase say if you
    did something like that? Huh?
[12:43] ---
    Where is Momo?
[12:44] ---
    What are you talking about?
    She told you earlier to flee!
[12:48] ---
    She said regroup at her house!
[12:50] ---
    Regroup?
[12:53] ---
    Is today the day that I can fight him?
[12:57] ---
    Hurray!
[13:00] ---
    Hey, hold on a second!
[13:01] ---
    Don't leave me behind!
[13:11] ---
    Okarun!
[13:15] ---
    Going full throttle.
[13:21] ---
    Nice one, Okarun!
[13:22] ---
    Crap!
[13:23] ---
    I used my second full throttle!
[13:26] ---
    What?
[13:30] ---
    I'm falling!
[13:34] ---
    Miss Ayase, thank you very much!
[13:36] ---
    Don't, "Whoa!" me!
[13:39] ---
    What are we gonna do?
    You can't transform anymore!
[13:41] ---
    There's nothing I can do about it!
[13:57] ---
    Retreat!
[13:59] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[14:00] ---
    The power lines!
    We're gonna hit the power lines!
[14:03] ---
    Shut up!
[14:05] ---
    Run by yourself, then!
[14:06] ---
    That's impossible!
    Miss Shiratori is unconscious!
[14:09] ---
    Wake her up. She's the leader, isn't she?
[14:12] ---
    But that's so terrible!
[14:18] ---
    Ugh, geez! I'm the only one
    who's doing all the running!
[14:23] ---
    I'm so sorry, Miss Ayase.
    Thank you very much!
[14:26] ---
    We have our barrier for now,
    so our place would be okay, right?
[14:30] ---
    Huh? Miss Shiratori, are you all right?
[14:33] ---
    Huh? She's not peeling off.
[14:34] ---
    Miss Shiratori!
[14:37] ---
    Hey! She's faking it!
[14:39] ---
    Get off, damn you!
[14:41] ---
    So horrible!
    What the hell are you doing?
[14:43] ---
    Since when were you faking it,
    you skank?
[14:45] ---
    Give me back the steps
    that brought you all the way here!
[14:48] ---
    Like I could return it!
[14:49] ---
    I was hit by an attack because
    you're a slowpoke in the first place!
[14:53] ---
    Oh, you're here!
[14:56] ---
    H-He's turned into Evil Eye!
[14:58] ---
    What?
[15:00] ---
    Let's hurry up and fight!
    I'm sick of waiting for you!
[15:04] ---
    Today isn't a day to fight, so nope.
[15:06] ---
    That's right, Evil Eye. Today isn't it.
[15:08] ---
    He has clothes on.
[15:16] ---
    What should we do?
    Should we ask Evil Eye to fight with us?
[15:19] ---
    We can't do that.
[15:21] ---
    The promise is that
    he's only going to fight with me.
[15:23] ---
    If it becomes okay for him to fight others,
    then who knows what he'll think afterwards.
[15:34] ---
    Is Ms. Seiko not home?
[15:36] ---
    She's in a different prefecture today
    for a TV show.
[15:39] ---
    Oh, crap! We can't do this
    if it's just me and Aira, huh?
[15:43] ---
    It'd be nice if we knew
    about its weakness or something.
[15:46] ---
    Man, this sucks.
[15:49] ---
    Miss Ayase, what's that?
[15:52] ---
    That part is glowing.
[15:55] ---
    May I see it for a bit?
[15:56] ---
    What's up?
[16:18] ---
    It's here, here, here, here, here!
[16:20] ---
    The kaiju is headed this way!
[16:23] ---
    Momo Ayase! It's coming!
[16:24] ---
    Crap!
[16:25] ---
    I guess we gotta do this!
[16:34] ---
    Okarun, take care of Evil Eye
    and Perv over here, too!
[16:37] ---
    Eek! This is a terrible dream!
    It's not reality!
[16:41] ---
    Who the hell is this guy?
[16:51] ---
    Miss Ayase! Let's use this!
[16:54] ---
    The nanoskin!
[16:55] ---
    We fixed this house with nanoskin!
[16:58] ---
    That's why it was glimmering!
[17:00] ---
    Hold on, this isn't the time for...
[17:03] ---
    If we use this nanoskin,
    we might be able
[17:06] ---
    to defeat that space kaiju!
[17:24] ---
    Crap. Crap, crap!
    The footsteps are getting closer!
[17:28] ---
    Okarun, what's your strategy?
    How are we gonna use this to defeat it?
[17:33] ---
    Hey, what're you doing?
[17:35] ---
    I wanna murder.
[17:37] ---
    This house is almost
    completely made from nanoskin.
[17:41] ---
    Mr. Ludris had said...
[17:44] ---
    that nanoskin is made
    from ultra-high-density nanomachines.
[17:48] ---
    The nanomachines catch our brains' electric
    signals and give shape to what we imagine.
[17:56] ---
    So, what does that mean?
[17:58] ---
    I'll just try it out for starters!
[18:00] ---
    I wanna kill.
[18:01] ---
    Don't get in the way!
[18:03] ---
    Did you say nanomachines?
[18:06] ---
    Listen up.
[18:07] ---
    Imagine that this entire house
    is one nanoskin,
[18:11] ---
    and we'll reshape the entire thing!
[18:17] ---
    Whoa, what is this?
[18:18] ---
    Is this okay?
    The house won't break, right?
[18:21] ---
    Crap! I can't imagine it right!
[18:23] ---
    What're you trying to imagine?
[18:25] ---
    Just something really big.
[18:29] ---
    The walls are closing in!
[18:31] ---
    Miss Shiratori, please get away!
    I can't concentrate!
[18:33] ---
    Shiratori! You get your ass over here!
[18:37] ---
    Okarun! Turn everything back for now!
[18:39] ---
    Or else we'll get crushed by the house!
[18:41] ---
    Got it!
[18:43] ---
    Takakura, if it's an image
    of something big, leave it to me!
[18:47] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[18:49] ---
    Nanomachines are from sci-fi.
    And if we're talking sci-fi, I'm your guy!
[18:56] ---
    I'm Kinta Sakata!
[19:04] ---
    What? What? What?
[19:06] ---
    A-Amazing!
[19:08] ---
    We somehow got this?
[19:10] ---
    I wanna murder.
[19:11] ---
    Now, bring it on! My imagination!
[19:16] ---
    Here it is!
[19:26] ---
    Miss Shiratori!
[19:27] ---
    I'll murder...
[19:35] ---
    Okarun!
SIGN    BATHROOM
[19:47] ---
    No, no, no, no!
[19:48] ---
    Anything but falling down!
[19:52] ---
    Wait, going up?
[19:54] ---
    Damn idiots!
[19:57] ---
    Come on, what is this?
[20:00] ---
    My shoulders are gonna fall out!
[20:05] ---
    I wanna... kill.
[20:20] ---
    Yow!
[21:06] ---
    Why?!
[21:09] ---
    Okay, hold on a sec,
    what's going on?

[21:11] ---
    Can everyone hear me?
[21:12] ---
    I can hear you!
[21:13] ---
    I hear you.
[21:15] ---
    Sakata, this is amazing that you can
    imagine something like this.

[21:18] ---
    This isn't what I imagined!
[21:21] ---
    I'm sorry, it might be my fault.
[21:22] ---
    You said something big,
    so I thought of a Buddha.
[21:25] ---
    God damn it!
[21:27] ---
    But it's fine because
    I'm currently riding in a robot!

[21:30] ---
    Shut up! Stop shouting!
[21:33] ---
    I'm not mature enough to stay quiet
    with a robot in front of me!

[21:37] ---
    I wanna kill.
[21:40] ---
    I hereby dub thee
    Great Kinta Bodhisattva, Zeta Version!
[21:44] ---
    I have bestowed upon you a name.
    Yes, it was me!
[21:49] ---
    Now let's go, Great Kin...
[21:54] ---
    More like, how do we move this thing?
[23:37] ---
    Is this unit...
[23:38] ---
    I don't care, just hurry up and move it!
[23:40] ---
    You're amazing, Sakata!
[23:41] ---
    I wanna kill.
[23:42] ---
    Takakura, are you in love with anyone?
[23:44] ---
    Can you ask me that question, too?
[23:45] ---
    Who's this guy?
[23:46] ---
    Let's go, everyone!
SIGN    EPISODE 24 CLASH! SPACE KAIJU VS. GIANT ROBOT!
[23:47] ---
    "Clash! Space Kaiju vs. Giant Robot!"
[23:50] ---
    Please watch it!

24 - Clash! Space Kaiju vs. Giant Robot!

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[00:45] ---
    Hold on a second.
[00:49] ---
    How the hell do we move this thing?
[00:51] ---
    I have no clue!
[00:52] ---
    But look, Miss Ayase!
    The kaiju is coming!

[00:54] ---
    Wait up! Hold on!
[00:56] ---
    Can I push this button?
    Will it not explode?
[00:58] ---
    There's a lever here! Should I pull it?
[01:00] ---
    Why have you locked me up
    in a place like this?

[01:03] ---
    Calm down!
[01:04] ---
    Everyone, listen to me!
[01:07] ---
    I'm going to check the manual.
[01:10] ---
    Amazing.
[01:11] ---
    The energy gain is over fivefold.
[01:14] ---
    - I wanna kick this guy!
    - Let me out!

[01:15] ---
    All right, everyone! Let's all
    push a button of our choice!
[01:26] ---
    - It exploded!
    - Let me out!
[01:27] ---
    I think that was my fault!
[01:28] ---
    - Hold on! Someone flew off!
    - Don't do it all at once!
SIGN    DANGER
    
    STEALTH KAIJU
    
    BIG
    
    NOTHING TOO BAD
SIGN    THAT'S A HORN
    
    THOSE ARE EYES
    
    I'M A GENIUS
    
    I'M KINTA SAKATA
[02:06] ---
    Gimme a break, you punk!
[03:08] ---
    Miss Ayase?
[03:12] ---
    - Freedom!
    - Evil Eye?
[03:41] ---
    Out! I'm finally out!
[03:47] ---
    Evil Eye! Are you okay?
[03:53] ---
    Did you do that? Can we engage
    in a death match right now?
[03:55] ---
    Absolutely not!
    This isn't the time for that!
[04:05] ---
    What's that? It's huge!
[04:07] ---
    Oh no! Miss Ayase
    and the others are still inside!
[04:10] ---
    Is it strong?
[04:11] ---
    It's too strong! What am I supposed to do
    against something like that?
[04:19] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[04:20] ---
    I want to fight that thing!
[04:25] ---
    What should I do? At this rate...
[04:36] ---
    Evil Eye! Just this once...
[04:49] ---
    I finally figured out
    how to move this thing.
[04:56] ---
    If it's a robot made out of nanoskin,
    then all I have to do is visualize, right?
[05:00] ---
    For me, it was my dream
    to pilot a giant robot!
[05:08] ---
    I've watched countless robot anime shows
    and imagined it tens of thousands of times.
[05:13] ---
    Amazing! The nanoskin...
[05:16] ---
    regenerated and transformed!
[05:20] ---
    You could say I am the robot itself.
[05:22] ---
    No, the robot is me!
[05:24] ---
    What are you yapping on about?
[05:27] ---
    Kinta the End of Joytoy Pegasus Sakata!
[05:32] ---
    Moving out!
SIGN    EPISODE 24
    CLASH! SPACE KAIJU VS. GIANT ROBOT!
[07:19] ---
    Here goes!
[07:42] ---
    This thing can move.
[07:52] ---
    Blazing Wind!
[07:54] ---
    Frontal Punch!
[07:57] ---
    Impressive!
    You're actually moving it, Sakata!
[07:59] ---
    Keep at it and get 'em!
[08:01] ---
    Daedalus Achack!
[08:20] ---
    Rocket...
[08:22] ---
    Punch!
[08:36] ---
    Ultramagnetic Wave...
[08:38] ---
    Tornado!
[09:31] ---
    - Hey, look at that guy.
    - Oh man, he's at it again.
[09:34] ---
    That otaku...
[09:35] ---
    - Isn't he gross?
    - He brought it again.
[09:36] ---
    Ew! Gross!
[09:54] ---
    Watch where you're going!
    Outta the way, moron!
[09:56] ---
    You still buy crap like that?
[09:59] ---
    Aren't you way too old for that?
[10:03] ---
    See ya, little boy!
[10:05] ---
    Later, Otaku!
[10:38] ---
    Who cares?
[10:41] ---
    What difference does it make?
[10:43] ---
    Because I love it so much!
[10:46] ---
    I...
[10:50] ---
    love robots!
[10:55] ---
    I have always been preparing.
[10:59] ---
    I believed that I'd pilot a robot someday!
[11:02] ---
    So I'm perfectly prepared
    for robot motion sickness!
[11:19] ---
    Ultramagnetic Wave Spin!
[11:32] ---
    What happened?
    I can't see anything from here!
[11:41] ---
    It's gone? Impossible!
[11:43] ---
    It was definitely here moments ago.
[11:53] ---
    I was hit?
[11:54] ---
    Could it be doing
    its usual invisibility thing?
[12:00] ---
    Doing something like that is useless.
[12:05] ---
    I can create what I imagine
    with this robot!
[12:15] ---
    Stop deploying airbags
    each and every time!
[12:24] ---
    Hold on a sec!
[12:26] ---
    If I use the... infrared scope...
[12:28] ---
    your guise... will be exposed!
[12:37] ---
    The head broke!
[12:39] ---
    This guy is pretty flimsy!
    Is it because it was originally a house?
[12:42] ---
    Sakata, run!
[12:43] ---
    Push the button on the bottom!
[12:45] ---
    Damn it! The airbag deployed,
    so I can't reach it!
[12:49] ---
    Help me! I'm gonna die!
[12:59] ---
    I'm feeling sick.
[13:00] ---
    I'm beggin' ya,
    please stay still for a little bit.
[13:04] ---
    This is way worse than seasickness.
[13:07] ---
    That's Miss Ayase's...
[13:10] ---
    It's huge!
[13:11] ---
    That robot can use the abilities
    of its pilots!
[13:20] ---
    With this, we can see
    that turd kaiju as clear as day!
[13:27] ---
    You will not be getting away with this.
[13:29] ---
    Aira, you okay?
[13:32] ---
    Aira, don't you dare let that guy go!
[13:34] ---
    Slowly! Move slowly!
[13:36] ---
    All right. Well done, you guys!
[13:39] ---
    Leave the rest to me,
    Kinta Emperor Great Pegasus Sakata!
[13:42] ---
    Shut up!
    And you better not move this!

[13:46] ---
    When you move this,
    we all get motion sickness!

[13:48] ---
    More like, who the hell are you?
[13:50] ---
    Momo Ayase!
    Hurry up and do something!

[13:52] ---
    I can't keep holding it back forever!
[13:54] ---
    Please wait!
    It's not done regenerating yet!

[13:58] ---
    We can't attack in its current state!
[14:00] ---
    Each and every one of you...
[14:02] ---
    Just shut up already!
[14:04] ---
    There, problem solved!
[14:16] ---
    Get up there!
[14:20] ---
    Crap! Crap!
[14:22] ---
    - Hey!
    - Huh?
[14:23] ---
    Run for it!
[14:25] ---
    Hurray!
[14:35] ---
    Take that!
    You get motion sickness, too!
[14:42] ---
    Watch closely, Perv!
[14:44] ---
    I'll show you how this is done!
[14:48] ---
    You don't punch or kick kaiju.
[14:52] ---
    Ya gotta go with a power bomb!
[15:10] ---
    Whoa! What the hell is this?
[15:12] ---
    It suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
[15:13] ---
    It's a robot!
[15:15] ---
    Crap! We're back!
[15:17] ---
    How do we put it back?
[15:19] ---
    Imagery! Visualize it!
[15:21] ---
    I see!
[15:25] ---
    - It's a UFO!
    - It transformed into a UFO!
[15:27] ---
    No, it's a UAP!
[15:28] ---
    Crap, crap, crap! It turned into a UFO!
[15:31] ---
    It's fine, we just need to get back!
[15:33] ---
    Got it!
[15:55] ---
    I got to pilot a robot!
[16:21] ---
    Whoa! What the hell is this?
[16:23] ---
    It suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
[16:24] ---
    It's a robot!
[16:32] ---
    - It's a UFO!
    - It transformed into a UFO!
[16:35] ---
    No, it's a UAP!
[16:38] ---
    Oh! I've been left behind! Miss Ayase!
[16:45] ---
    What the hell? It's a kaiju!
[16:48] ---
    Is it like an animal suit?
[16:50] ---
    Hello, excuse me!
[16:53] ---
    Whoa! The pocket space disappeared,
    but it's still here!

[16:57] ---
    It's dangerous to leave this guy alone here!
[17:00] ---
    Evil Eye! Evil Eye!
[17:07] ---
    Evil Eye!
[17:08] ---
    What are you doing?
    Don't climb up there!
[17:11] ---
    No! Can't do this, can't do that!
    I can't do a single thing!
[17:15] ---
    Just get down from there!
[17:16] ---
    No way!
[17:18] ---
    Sheesh! What should I...
SIGN    CITY OF PEACE KAMIGOE CITY
SIGN    CITY OF PEACE KAMIGOE CITY
[17:28] ---
    Here, eat this!
[17:36] ---
    Hot! Tasty!
[17:38] ---
    It's tasty? I'm glad!
[17:39] ---
    Why am I eating a meat bun?
[17:41] ---
    Just help me carry the kaiju, please!
[17:43] ---
    Oh! Right, the kaiju!
[17:45] ---
    Where's the kaiju? Did we defeat it?
[17:47] ---
    It's totally tiny now!
[17:49] ---
    Come on, wake up!
[17:53] ---
    Mr. Jiji, please hold that end!
[17:57] ---
    Ready...
[17:59] ---
    Heavy!
[18:06] ---
    So what is this thing? A UMA?
[18:09] ---
    It's likely a large alien kaiju, probably!
[18:12] ---
    An alien kaiju?
[18:13] ---
    Sounds like it would never
    eat takoyaki and stuff!
[18:15] ---
    I'm sure it won't eat that!
[18:17] ---
    This has got to be
    a ferocious carnivorous alien kaiju!
[18:21] ---
    No, it's a super delicious
    ferocious carnivorous alien kaiju!
[18:25] ---
    It's a very, very ultra dreadnought class
    carnivorous alien kaiju revised!
[18:32] ---
    Oh, crap!
[18:34] ---
    My back muscles can't take it anymore!
[18:37] ---
    We made it!
[18:42] ---
    My back muscles are...
[18:44] ---
    bom-ba-ye!
[18:50] ---
    Okarun, who the heck is this?
[18:52] ---
    I'm not sure, but I think
    I'd have to call it a UMA,
[18:55] ---
    because UMAs were called kaijus
    in the past.
[18:59] ---
    You're late, peons.
SIGN    BATHROOM
[19:03] ---
    You guys are completely useless.
[19:06] ---
    Sakata! That was amazing how quickly
    you figured out how to move it.
[19:09] ---
    Spare me.
[19:11] ---
    It was quite elementary!
[19:16] ---
    Especially for me!
[19:20] ---
    Kin-chan, you look so cool!
[19:21] ---
    Don't talk to me so casually, Handsome Guy.
[19:24] ---
    Is Miss Ayase's side all right?
[19:26] ---
    They're fine.
[19:29] ---
    Thanks to me.
[19:31] ---
    I'm glad.
[19:34] ---
    Anyway, explain to me.
[19:36] ---
    Are you fighting to protect this planet
    from those beings called kaiju?
[19:41] ---
    That's not really the case, but Miss Ayase
    and I have been looking for a golden ball.
[19:46] ---
    And aliens and ghosts
    are going after that golden ball.
[19:49] ---
    What?
[19:50] ---
    And we have to get that ball back.
[19:53] ---
    Can it be that this golden ball
    has the fate of the world riding on it?
[19:57] ---
    No, it's not something that important.
[19:59] ---
    All right. I get it.
    If you're gonna go that far, I shall...
[20:04] ---
    lend you my power!
[20:05] ---
    Oh, there's no need.
[20:10] ---
    Kin-chan, it's seriously some
    stressful stuff, so you shouldn't.
[20:12] ---
    Hey, Handsome!
[20:13] ---
    I haven't forgotten, you hear?
[20:15] ---
    You're someone who I can't
[20:18] ---
    trust at all!
[20:19] ---
    If you befriend
    a split personality guy like him,
[20:22] ---
    you can't protect this planet!
[20:23] ---
    Kin-chan is correct!
[20:25] ---
    I've been told not to interfere
    that much, too! We're buddies!
[20:37] ---
    What? What's up?
[20:38] ---
    What's going on? Status report!
[20:40] ---
    I can see a part of a person
    inside its mouth.
[20:44] ---
    Seriously?
[20:45] ---
    It can't be... Did it eat a human?
[20:48] ---
    Hot guy! You check it out!
[20:50] ---
    What? No way!
    I can't handle any gore!
[20:53] ---
    You're so useless! What's the point of having
    a hot guy like you around, then?
[20:56] ---
    Kin-chan, you're really harsh towards me!
    Did I do something to you?
[21:01] ---
    I'll check it out!
    It's my own golden ball, after all.
[21:07] ---
    Huh?
[21:08] ---
    This is...
[21:36] ---
    Wait for me.
[21:41] ---
    Perv.
[21:43] ---
    Can you help us with fixing the house?
SIGN    DAN
SIGN    DAN DA
SIGN    DAN DA DAN