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SIGN    hug 13 "fu-fu-fuuuun ♪"
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    Um...
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    Almost Christmas, huh?
[00:30] ---
    I'm looking forward to it. Aren't you?
[00:31] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[00:32] ---
    How do you usually spend Christmas, Takato?
[00:37] ---
    How?
[00:37] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[00:39] ---
    Working, of course.
[00:41] ---
    When you get to be an actor at my level,
[00:42] ---
    you're so busy that you don't have time
    to be interested in Christmas.
[00:46] ---
    Really?
[00:48] ---
    But this year, you only have one photo shoot
    for a magazine on Christmas,
[00:52] ---
    so you can take it easy, right?
[00:53] ---
    How do you know my schedule?!
[00:56] ---
    It was Mr. Sasaki again!
[00:58] ---
    I can't wait to spend Christmas Eve
    with you, Takato!
[01:01] ---
    Well, I guess I'll go along
    with whatever you've got.
[01:05] ---
    You're reading "aniani"?
[01:07] ---
    My manager, Mr. Taguchi, gave it to me.
[01:09] ---
    He said I'm in it.
[01:11] ---
    Huh.
[01:13] ---
    What's this?!
[01:14] ---
    #1 JUNTA AZUMAYA
    
    
    
    
    #2 TAKATO SAIJO
[01:14] ---
    RANKING OF MEN YOU WOULD LIKE
    TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH
[01:15] ---
    "Men You Would Like
    to Spend Christmas With"?!
[01:18] ---
    Yeah, a new ranking.
[01:22] ---
    Women like that kind of thing.
[01:25] ---
    I'm in second place. Second place again.
[01:28] ---
    I'll prepare for Christmas, so leave it to me!
[01:33] ---
    I'll do it.
[01:35] ---
    I'll plan Christmas.
[01:38] ---
    But are you sure?
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    You've only ever worked on Christmas, right?
[01:42] ---
    There's nothing I can't do!
[01:45] ---
    Just watch.
    I'll make this an awesome Christmas,
[01:47] ---
    the likes of which the world
    has never seen before!
[01:49] ---
    Okay. I'm looking forward to it.
[01:57] ---
    This is bad.
[01:58] ---
    I haven't been able to prepare
    for Christmas at all.
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    LIMITED TIME
    ILLUMINATION EVENT
    INFORMATION
[02:02] ---
    I did a lot of research, but all
    of the options were somewhat lacking.
[02:06] ---
    Takato, is everything ready?
[02:10] ---
    You bet!
[03:48] ---
    Nice! Nice! Takato, you're the best!
[03:48] ---
    Photographer
    Jurio Mitsudani
[03:53] ---
    That's right. I'm the best.
[03:56] ---
    But as for Christmas...
[03:58] ---
    I enjoyed it as a kid,
    but about ten years after leaving home,
[04:03] ---
    I had no lover, no friends,
    and was up to my neck with work.
[04:07] ---
    After I got through work,
    I'd go home alone and catch my breath.
[04:11] ---
    Lately, I've treated Christmas itself
    as if it were a dead person,
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    acting as if it didn't even exist this time of year.
[04:20] ---
    So I'm a beginner at Christmas,
    but I refuse to let myself lower the bar!
[04:23] ---
    I need to do something
    that makes his jaw drop!
[04:28] ---
    Takato, more tempestuous! More sensual!
[04:32] ---
    More! More!
[04:35] ---
    Ecstasy!
[04:39] ---
    That'll do it.
[04:40] ---
    I got a lot of great shots.
[04:42] ---
    Thank you so much!
[04:44] ---
    No, thank you.
[04:46] ---
    You really did great work.
[04:48] ---
    I feel like you've become even dreamier lately.
[04:52] ---
    Like you've got even more sexual allure.
[04:55] ---
    Just looking at you through the viewfinder
    got me aroused!
[05:00] ---
    It's all thanks to your skill as a photographer.
[05:02] ---
    No, it's the pheromones
    oozing out from deep inside your body!
[05:08] ---
    It seems you've got someone
    who's good at bringing out that side of you.
[05:11] ---
    Bringing out?
    No, I haven't the slightest idea what you mean.
[05:16] ---
    It's Christmas Eve tonight.
    Have a lovely evening.
[05:21] ---
    Yes. The shoot finished early.
[05:25] ---
    Yes, I'm at the cafe downstairs.
[05:31] ---
    I'm not doing this to copy anyone.
[05:33] ---
    This is just to get some idea
    about what average people do on Christmas.
[05:37] ---
    No. I can't arrange it in time.
[05:39] ---
    No. My pride wouldn't allow it.
[05:42] ---
    No! I can't play the guitar!
[05:47] ---
    Knitting?
[05:48] ---
    Yeah. We match.
[05:48] ---
    Newlywed couple
    Miki
[05:48] ---
    Newlywed couple
    Tomo
[05:53] ---
    Is it too embarrassing?
[05:55] ---
    Don't wear it if you don't want to.
[05:57] ---
    It's super warm, Miki.
[05:59] ---
    I love you, Tomo!
[06:02] ---
    I thought matching outfits were ridiculous,
[06:04] ---
    but maybe it works, depending on
    the person's character and situation.
[06:08] ---
    So Christmas is a time for dramatics.
[06:11] ---
    Drama! That's it.
[06:13] ---
    Am I not the mega-popular actor,
    Takato Saijo?
[06:17] ---
    As I've appeared in any number
    of trendy dramas, I'm a love story expert.
[06:21] ---
    If I just put into practice
    a Christmas as depicted in dramas...
[06:26] ---
    The situation in which I set
    the most hearts beating fast...
[06:29] ---
    That one!
[06:31] ---
    I'll take him to the middle
    of a busy intersection,
[06:34] ---
    where I set that up beforehand.
[06:34] ---
    YOU'RE MY ANGEL
[06:35] ---
    An illuminated message
    that would make anyone swoon!
[06:38] ---
    How about that?!
[06:39] ---
    Well...
[06:41] ---
    I guess.
[06:43] ---
    You think like a virgin.
[06:45] ---
    - What?!
    - What?!
[06:45] ---
    Kaitei Private High School Third year
    Student Council President
    Seigo Takahara
[06:46] ---
    If I were your girlfriend, I'd be like,
[06:47] ---
    Kaitei Private High School
    First Year Photography Club
    Yuya Fujisaki
[06:48] ---
    "Well, he's really into it."
[06:51] ---
    If I were your girlfriend, I'd make like I
    didn't notice and pretend I wasn't with you.
[06:51] ---
    Kaitei Private High School
    First Year No Club
    Yukio Ninomiya
[06:56] ---
    But this issue of "DT Days" says that would
    make your girlfriend fall madly in love with you.
[07:00] ---
    Nah, nah, nah.
[07:01] ---
    Seigo, you shouldn't read that magazine.
[07:04] ---
    DT DAYS
[07:05] ---
    Just from the name alone, I can tell it's evil.
[07:07] ---
    Oh.
[07:10] ---
    Sorry.
[07:11] ---
    To be honest, as your younger colleague,
    if you did that for me, I'd be touched. Besides...
[07:17] ---
    The least we can do is keep you warm
    somehow on Christmas Eve.
[07:26] ---
    Sorry!
[07:27] ---
    Huh? Takato Saijo!
[07:30] ---
    Excuse me. Good luck.
[07:35] ---
    He's so cool.
[07:36] ---
    He isn't one of the Sexiest Men
    of the Year for nothing.
[07:39] ---
    One of the sexiest men, huh?
[07:41] ---
    One of the sexiest men.
[07:44] ---
    So not a virgin.
[07:46] ---
    Like a virgin. Like a virgin.
[07:51] ---
    Like a virgin.
[07:52] ---
    Takato, good to see you.
[07:53] ---
    
[07:54] ---
    Takato Saijo's Manager
    Takumi Sasaki
[07:55] ---
    G-Good evening.
[08:03] ---
    You're not sure what to do for Christmas, huh?
[08:06] ---
    But the important thing is the feeling behind it,
[08:08] ---
    so I think Azumaya would be pleased
    with anything you plan.
[08:11] ---
    No, that's not the problem.
[08:13] ---
    So what time are you meeting up?
[08:16] ---
    You have a plan to meet Azumaya
    tonight, right?
[08:19] ---
    No. Come to think of it, where is he?
[08:25] ---
    Working?
[08:28] ---
    Mr. Sasaki, did you hear from him earlier?
[08:32] ---
    Not a word about abducting...
    that is, picking you up today.
[08:36] ---
    Where is he?
[08:39] ---
    Why don't we go look for him at Mitsuya Pro?
[08:42] ---
    Azumaya has today off.
[08:46] ---
    Off?
[08:47] ---
    Do you know where he is?
[08:49] ---
    No. I don't really know
    what he does during his private time.
[08:55] ---
    What's this?
[08:57] ---
    What's this about my Jun?
[08:58] ---
    Junta Azumaya Manager
    Mamoru Taguchi
[08:58] ---
    Mitsuya Production CEO
    Romio Mitsudani
[09:00] ---
    Don't be creepy, Boss.
[09:02] ---
    Apparently they can't get ahold of Azumaya.
[09:06] ---
    Hey, what did you do to Jun?!
[09:08] ---
    I haven't done anything.
[09:10] ---
    Do something!
[09:12] ---
    Don't you dare leave him alone
    on Christmas Eve!
[09:15] ---
    If it were me, I'd embrace him, cling to him,
[09:17] ---
    wrap my arms and legs around him,
    not let go for one moment!
[09:20] ---
    So creepy.
[09:23] ---
    So you take good care of my Jun!
[09:27] ---
    You changed Jun, so you take
    full responsibility, Takato Saijo!
[09:34] ---
    The president of that agency
    certainly is unique.
[09:36] ---
    Off today?
[09:38] ---
    He took Christmas Eve off,
    but doesn't answer when I call?
[09:42] ---
    Well, shall we go?
[09:44] ---
    You're worried about Azumaya, right?
[09:47] ---
    Let's look for him in the likely places.
[09:48] ---
    But...
[09:49] ---
    You're always so focused on work,
[09:51] ---
    that it kind of makes me happy to see you
    doing your best to enjoy Christmas.
[09:55] ---
    Mr. Sasaki.
[09:59] ---
    Where should we start?
[10:00] ---
    Then...
[10:05] ---
    This is where it began for us.
[10:12] ---
    Where we first met.
[10:16] ---
    Chun...
[10:17] ---
    Takato. Are you shooting?
[10:19] ---
    Mr. Usaka.
[10:21] ---
    No, today is...
[10:24] ---
    Looking for someone on Christmas?
[10:27] ---
    Having no way to contact
    the person beforehand.
[10:27] ---
    TV-J General Producer
    Kazuomi Usaka
[10:29] ---
    For everything except for work,
    you really are a goofball.
[10:33] ---
    Well, I'm sure it can all be smoothed over
    if you give the person a decent present.
[10:37] ---
    P-Present?!
[10:39] ---
    Don't tell me you didn't even prepare
    a Christmas present?
[10:43] ---
    Oh, please!
[10:45] ---
    Incidentally, what's something
    that you would like, Mr. Usaka?
[10:48] ---
    What I would like...
[10:52] ---
    A great project and great ratings.
[10:56] ---
    That's very like you.
[10:57] ---
    A present!
[10:59] ---
    What does he want?!
[11:03] ---
    If he's not at work, maybe we should
    check out the usual restaurants he frequents.
[11:08] ---
    Do you know Azumaya's favorite food?
[11:11] ---
    He likes to eat... Fresk mints.
[11:15] ---
    What else?
[11:16] ---
    Also...
[11:20] ---
    Fresk is the only thing I can think of!
[11:22] ---
    H-Huh? I don't know anything about him.
[11:29] ---
    Is it him?!
[11:30] ---
    No, it's Nana...
[11:33] ---
    asking if it's time for Christmas cake.
[11:35] ---
    Thank you, Mr. Sasaki.
[11:38] ---
    Rina and Nana are waiting for you,
    so please go home.
[11:42] ---
    But...
[11:43] ---
    I want to find him myself.
[11:46] ---
    I see. Good luck, Takato.
[11:49] ---
    Hiding in plain sight.
[11:56] ---
    Not here either?
[12:00] ---
    It smells like him.
[12:03] ---
    Where did he go?
[12:07] ---
    The movies, dramas, magazines I was in...
[12:11] ---
    He even has my kid roles.
[12:14] ---
    Stalker.
[12:16] ---
    But that's how he knows so much about me.
[12:21] ---
    Hey, taxi!
[12:24] ---
    I'll tackle the present later.
    If I don't manage to see him tonight...
[12:30] ---
    Wait for me, Chunta.
[12:32] ---
    I swear I'll find you and give you a Christmas
    so awesome it'll make your head spin!
[12:38] ---
    Cold.
[12:40] ---
    Takato Saijo?
[12:42] ---
    Unusual for him to be alone.
[12:47] ---
    Independent
    Photographer
    Jiro Hasegawa
[12:56] ---
    Wait and see, Chunta.
[12:58] ---
    I'll find you in no time.
[13:00] ---
    - What do you wanna eat?
    - Let's start with...
[13:00] ---
    If I search every last possible place
    I have in mind...
[13:03] ---
    Come on, Maron.
[13:07] ---
    I haven't found him.
[13:17] ---
    Damn it. Now I'm pissed!
[13:19] ---
    Why do I have to search for him
    in the first place?!
[13:24] ---
    The hell with Christmas! I've had enough!
    Pain in the ass!
[13:28] ---
    This Ryota guy thought Christmas
    was a pain in the neck,
[13:33] ---
    so he didn't make a date
    or buy a present or anything last year.
[13:36] ---
    So his girlfriend was furious.
[13:36] ---
    Ryo Narumiya Manager
    Yoko Sugita
[13:36] ---
    Galaxy Agency
    Ryo Narumiya
[13:38] ---
    Oh, dear.
[13:39] ---
    They had a huge fight
    about whether to break up or not.
[13:43] ---
    She called him "the lowest of the low,"
    as if he were a criminal!
[13:49] ---
    If you don't do anything for Christmas,
    it's a sin?!
[13:53] ---
    I'm a sinner.
[14:00] ---
    Huh? Mr. Saijo?
[14:02] ---
    It's Mr. Saijo!
[14:04] ---
    Hi, Narumiya.
[14:06] ---
    So what happened to that Ryota?
[14:09] ---
    He got dumped.
[14:14] ---
    Would he dump me?
[14:16] ---
    There's no way!
[14:17] ---
    After all that stalking he did...
[14:19] ---
    But if I don't find him...
[14:24] ---
    Wait a second!
[14:25] ---
    Japan Arts Enterprise
    Chihiro Ayagi
[14:26] ---
    Christmas Eve, and I'm working my ass off.
[14:29] ---
    What am I doing to myself?
[14:31] ---
    Ayagi!
[14:32] ---
    Mr. Saijo!
[14:34] ---
    Maybe it's worth working on Christmas Eve
    if I can see Mr. Saijo.
[14:37] ---
    Wha— Hey! What?!
    This is bold of you!
[14:39] ---
    Ayagi! Where would you go
    on Christmas Eve?!
[14:42] ---
    Where?!
[14:43] ---
    W-Well, I would, um...
[14:45] ---
    Spit it out!
[14:47] ---
    If I were with you,
    I wouldn't care where we went.
[14:50] ---
    By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,
[14:52] ---
    I've heard rumors that you
    slept your way up the ladder.
[14:56] ---
    What's that?
[14:57] ---
    N-Nothing.
[14:58] ---
    What's this?
[15:00] ---
    Ms. Kurokawa.
[15:01] ---
    You're not with Azumaya tonight?
[15:03] ---
    You switched to another boy?
[15:05] ---
    Platinum Agency
    Yurie Kurokawa
[15:05] ---
    Or maybe Azumaya got fed up with you?
[15:10] ---
    What are you talking about?
[15:12] ---
    He's fed up with me?!
[15:14] ---
    Your sweetheart ran out on you
    on Christmas Eve?
[15:16] ---
    Mr. Nakata?!
[15:18] ---
    I feel sorry for you, Saijo.
[15:20] ---
    It's not like that. I don't have a sweetheart.
[15:23] ---
    Sorry I'm late, Yurie. Were you waiting long?
[15:24] ---
    Office Yen Agency
    Kozaburo Nakata
[15:27] ---
    I just got here, Kozaburo.
[15:30] ---
    Are you going on a date?
[15:32] ---
    Yes.
[15:33] ---
    That's right.
[15:35] ---
    Da... A date on Christmas Eve?!
    Then you two are a couple?
[15:38] ---
    For tonight.
[15:40] ---
    I might be with someone else tomorrow.
[15:43] ---
    That's your rep.
[15:44] ---
    Tomorrow is tomorrow. Tonight is tonight.
[15:47] ---
    We're both serious about dating various people.
[15:52] ---
    Right, Yurie?
[15:53] ---
    Yes. For an actress, romance is essential.
[15:57] ---
    If you go out with a lot of people,
    your performances have more depth.
[16:02] ---
    Going from one person to the next...
[16:04] ---
    It's all I can do
    to have feelings for one person.
[16:09] ---
    W-What?!
[16:10] ---
    It seems you're devoted to this "one person."
[16:13] ---
    That's cute.
[16:16] ---
    Saijo, give it your best shot.
[16:19] ---
    Give my regards to this person
    you have feelings for.
[16:22] ---
    Have a lovely Christmas.
[16:25] ---
    She is the romantic expert
    who livens up the TV gossip shows.
[16:29] ---
    Show business is full of scoundrels.
[16:32] ---
    I'm...
[16:33] ---
    I'm also...
[16:38] ---
    He's definitely crafty.
[16:45] ---
    He's not alone.
[16:48] ---
    There's just one more place I can think of.
[16:54] ---
    His favorite place...
[17:00] ---
    Christmas alone again this year?
[17:07] ---
    Sorry I've had you drive me all over the place.
[17:11] ---
    How much do I owe you?
[17:13] ---
    1,000 yen.
[17:16] ---
    Here.
[17:23] ---
    Chunta.
[17:26] ---
    How?!
[17:26] ---
    AZUMAYA TRANSPORTATION
[17:27] ---
    I was a cabbie for a while a long time ago.
[17:30] ---
    Chunta, you're telling me
    you were with me all this time?
[17:34] ---
    Yes, the whole time.
[17:37] ---
    Thanks to that,
    I was able to see your various expressions.
[17:41] ---
    Takato?
[17:43] ---
    Ow!
[17:44] ---
    You! You stalker angel!
[17:46] ---
    Do you know what you put me through?!
[17:48] ---
    I'm sorry. But I was touched.
[17:51] ---
    Because you searched for me.
[17:54] ---
    I'm always chasing after you,
    so I wanted you to think about me for once.
[18:02] ---
    Chunta.
[18:04] ---
    Please accept this Christmas present from me.
[18:23] ---
    What is this?
[18:24] ---
    Beautiful, isn't it?
[18:27] ---
    Wait. Did you do this?
[18:30] ---
    Yes. I was once a lighting designer.
[18:34] ---
    And also...
[18:36] ---
    You're cold, aren't you?
[18:37] ---
    Have some warm hot chocolate.
[18:39] ---
    I made it the way you like it.
[18:42] ---
    Made?! You made this yourself?
[18:45] ---
    Yes. From cocoa beans.
[18:46] ---
    From cocoa beans?!
[18:47] ---
    And also, a travel voucher for Hawaii.
[18:49] ---
    Hawaii again?!
[18:51] ---
    This time not for work, but a leisurely private
    vacation that just the two of us can enjoy.
[18:55] ---
    And also...
[18:58] ---
    How many are there?!
[19:00] ---
    I was thinking that I wanted to please you,
    and somehow that thought led to all these.
[19:06] ---
    The man I would like to spend Christmas with...
[19:09] ---
    I would never be satisfied with number two.
[19:12] ---
    But...
[19:13] ---
    I bet you're hungry.
[19:15] ---
    I've got a lot of good food and booze
    prepared at my place, so—
[19:18] ---
    Chunta.
[19:20] ---
    M-Merry...
[19:24] ---
    C-Chri...
[19:27] ---
    I-I'm trying to say...
[19:28] ---
    Yes?
[19:37] ---
    Merry Christmas.
[19:40] ---
    Could you say that again?
[19:43] ---
    Brace yourself!
[19:47] ---
    He's number one for...
[19:52] ---
    W-Wait!
[20:05] ---
    Takato, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
[20:13] ---
    A kiss from you...
[20:14] ---
    it's a marvelous Christmas present.
[20:17] ---
    Y-Yeah, right?
[20:19] ---
    No one is better at doing Christmas than me.
[20:22] ---
    You made this much hot chocolate?
[20:25] ---
    Yes. I thought maybe we could use it for play.
[20:27] ---
    Play?
[20:28] ---
    We did it with honey before, remember?
[20:31] ---
    We can do it with chocolate, like fondue.
[20:32] ---
    That's not fondue!
[20:34] ---
    Whoa, wait.
[20:36] ---
    You have dinner prepared at your place, right?
[20:39] ---
    No feast could be better than you, Takato.
[20:43] ---
    Thank you for this meal.
[20:46] ---
    Cut it out, you insatiable angel!
[20:51] ---
    Takato. Takato.
[20:56] ---
    It's morning. If you don't wake up...
[21:05] ---
    Knock it off! First thing in the morning...
[21:07] ---
    What?
[21:11] ---
    Good morning, Takato.
[21:17] ---
    Good... morning.
[21:21] ---
    - Well, I have to go to Studio B.
    - Right.
[21:24] ---
    Takato.
[21:27] ---
    I intend to do everything I can
    to be your "Sexiest Man of the Year"...
[21:32] ---
    for next year and the year after, too,
    so prepare yourself.
[21:37] ---
    You're scary.
[23:22] ---
    He really is scary!