# 13 - fu-fu-fuuuun ♪
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***SIGN*** hug 13 "fu-fu-fuuuun ♪"
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Um...
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Almost Christmas, huh?
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I'm looking forward to it. Aren't you?
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Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
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How do you usually spend Christmas, Takato?
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How?
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Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijo
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Working, of course.
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When you get to be an actor at my level,
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you're so busy that you don't have time
to be interested in Christmas.
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Really?
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But this year, you only have one photo shoot
for a magazine on Christmas,
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so you can take it easy, right?
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How do you know my schedule?!
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It was Mr. Sasaki again!
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I can't wait to spend Christmas Eve
with you, Takato!
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Well, I guess I'll go along
with whatever you've got.
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You're reading "aniani"?
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My manager, Mr. Taguchi, gave it to me.
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He said I'm in it.
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Huh.
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What's this?!
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#1 JUNTA AZUMAYA
#2 TAKATO SAIJO
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RANKING OF MEN YOU WOULD LIKE
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH
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"Men You Would Like
to Spend Christmas With"?!
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Yeah, a new ranking.
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Women like that kind of thing.
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*I'm in second place. Second place again.*
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I'll prepare for Christmas, so leave it to me!
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I'll do it.
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I'll plan Christmas.
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But are you sure?
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You've only ever worked on Christmas, right?
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There's nothing I can't do!
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Just watch.
I'll make this an awesome Christmas,
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the likes of which the world
has never seen before!
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Okay. I'm looking forward to it.
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*This is bad.*
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*I haven't been able to prepare
for Christmas at all.*
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LIMITED TIME
ILLUMINATION EVENT
INFORMATION
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*I did a lot of research, but all
of the options were somewhat lacking.*
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Takato, is everything ready?
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You bet!
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Nice! Nice! Takato, you're the best!
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Photographer
Jurio Mitsudani
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*That's right. I'm the best.*
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*But as for Christmas...*
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*I enjoyed it as a kid,
but about ten years after leaving home,*
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*I had no lover, no friends,
and was up to my neck with work.*
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*After I got through work,
I'd go home alone and catch my breath.*
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*Lately, I've treated Christmas itself
as if it were a dead person,*
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*acting as if it didn't even exist this time of year.*
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*So I'm a beginner at Christmas,
but I refuse to let myself lower the bar!*
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*I need to do something
that makes his jaw drop!*
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Takato, more tempestuous! More sensual!
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*More! More!*
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Ecstasy!
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That'll do it.
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I got a lot of great shots.
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Thank you so much!
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No, thank you.
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You really did great work.
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I feel like you've become even dreamier lately.
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Like you've got even more sexual allure.
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Just looking at you through the viewfinder
got me aroused!
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It's all thanks to your skill as a photographer.
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No, it's the pheromones
oozing out from deep inside your body!
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It seems you've got someone
who's good at bringing out that side of you.
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Bringing out?
No, I haven't the slightest idea what you mean.
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It's Christmas Eve tonight.
Have a lovely evening.
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Yes. The shoot finished early.
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Yes, I'm at the cafe downstairs.
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*I'm not doing this to copy anyone.*
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*This is just to get some idea
about what average people do on Christmas.*
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*No. I can't arrange it in time.*
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*No. My pride wouldn't allow it.*
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*No! I can't play the guitar!*
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Knitting?
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Yeah. We match.
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Newlywed couple
Miki
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Newlywed couple
Tomo
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Is it too embarrassing?
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Don't wear it if you don't want to.
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It's super warm, Miki.
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I love you, Tomo!
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*I thought matching outfits were ridiculous,*
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*but maybe it works, depending on
the person's character and situation.*
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*So Christmas is a time for dramatics.*
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*Drama! That's it.*
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*Am I not the mega-popular actor,
Takato Saijo?*
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*As I've appeared in any number
of trendy dramas, I'm a love story expert.*
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*If I just put into practice
a Christmas as depicted in dramas...*
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*The situation in which I set
the most hearts beating fast...*
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*That one!*
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*I'll take him to the middle
of a busy intersection,*
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*where I set that up beforehand.*
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YOU'RE MY ANGEL
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An illuminated message
that would make anyone swoon!
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How about that?!
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Well...
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I guess.
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You think like a virgin.
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- What?!
- What?!
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Kaitei Private High School Third year
Student Council President
Seigo Takahara
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If I were your girlfriend, I'd be like,
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Kaitei Private High School
First Year Photography Club
Yuya Fujisaki
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"Well, he's really into it."
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If I were your girlfriend, I'd make like I
didn't notice and pretend I wasn't with you.
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Kaitei Private High School
First Year No Club
Yukio Ninomiya
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But this issue of "DT Days" says that would
make your girlfriend fall madly in love with you.
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Nah, nah, nah.
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Seigo, you shouldn't read that magazine.
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DT DAYS
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Just from the name alone, I can tell it's evil.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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To be honest, as your younger colleague,
if you did that for me, I'd be touched. Besides...
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The least we can do is keep you warm
somehow on Christmas Eve.
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Sorry!
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Huh? Takato Saijo!
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Excuse me. Good luck.
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He's so cool.
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He isn't one of the Sexiest Men
of the Year for nothing.
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One of the sexiest men, huh?
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One of the sexiest men.
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So not a virgin.
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Like a virgin. Like a virgin.
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Like a virgin.
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Takato, good to see you.
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Takato Saijo's Manager
Takumi Sasaki
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G-Good evening.
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You're not sure what to do for Christmas, huh?
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But the important thing is the feeling behind it,
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so I think Azumaya would be pleased
with anything you plan.
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No, that's not the problem.
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So what time are you meeting up?
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You have a plan to meet Azumaya
tonight, right?
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No. Come to think of it, where is he?
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*Working?*
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Mr. Sasaki, did you hear from him earlier?
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Not a word about abducting...
that is, picking you up today.
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Where is he?
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Why don't we go look for him at Mitsuya Pro?
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Azumaya has today off.
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Off?
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Do you know where he is?
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No. I don't really know
what he does during his private time.
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What's this?
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What's this about my Jun?
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Junta Azumaya Manager
Mamoru Taguchi
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Mitsuya Production CEO
Romio Mitsudani
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Don't be creepy, Boss.
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Apparently they can't get ahold of Azumaya.
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Hey, what did you do to Jun?!
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I haven't done anything.
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Do something!
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Don't you dare leave him alone
on Christmas Eve!
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If it were me, I'd embrace him, cling to him,
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wrap my arms and legs around him,
not let go for one moment!
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So creepy.
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So you take good care of my Jun!
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You changed Jun, so you take
full responsibility, Takato Saijo!
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The president of that agency
certainly is unique.
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*Off today?*
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*He took Christmas Eve off,
but doesn't answer when I call?*
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Well, shall we go?
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You're worried about Azumaya, right?
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Let's look for him in the likely places.
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But...
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You're always so focused on work,
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that it kind of makes me happy to see you
doing your best to enjoy Christmas.
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Mr. Sasaki.
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Where should we start?
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Then...
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*This is where it began for us.*
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*Where we first met.*
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Chun...
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Takato. Are you shooting?
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Mr. Usaka.
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No, today is...
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Looking for someone on Christmas?
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Having no way to contact
the person beforehand.
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TV-J General Producer
Kazuomi Usaka
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For everything except for work,
you really are a goofball.
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Well, I'm sure it can all be smoothed over
if you give the person a decent present.
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P-Present?!
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Don't tell me you didn't even prepare
a Christmas present?
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Oh, please!
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Incidentally, what's something
that you would like, Mr. Usaka?
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What I would like...
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A great project and great ratings.
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That's very like you.
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*A present!*
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*What does he want?!*
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If he's not at work, maybe we should
check out the usual restaurants he frequents.
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Do you know Azumaya's favorite food?
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He likes to eat... Fresk mints.
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What else?
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Also...
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*Fresk is the only thing I can think of!*
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*H-Huh? I don't know anything about him.*
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Is it him?!
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No, it's Nana...
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asking if it's time for Christmas cake.
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Thank you, Mr. Sasaki.
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Rina and Nana are waiting for you,
so please go home.
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But...
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I want to find him myself.
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I see. Good luck, Takato.
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Hiding in plain sight.
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Not here either?
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*It smells like him.*
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Where did he go?
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The movies, dramas, magazines I was in...
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He even has my kid roles.
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Stalker.
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But that's how he knows so much about me.
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Hey, taxi!
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*I'll tackle the present later.
If I don't manage to see him tonight...*
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*Wait for me, Chunta.*
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*I swear I'll find you and give you a Christmas
so awesome it'll make your head spin!*
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Cold.
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Takato Saijo?
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Unusual for him to be alone.
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Independent
Photographer
Jiro Hasegawa
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*Wait and see, Chunta.*
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*I'll find you in no time.*
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- What do you wanna eat?
- Let's start with...
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*If I search every last possible place
I have in mind...*
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Come on, Maron.
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*I haven't found him.*
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*Damn it. Now I'm pissed!*
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*Why do I have to search for him
in the first place?!*
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*The hell with Christmas! I've had enough!
Pain in the ass!*
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This Ryota guy thought Christmas
was a pain in the neck,
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so he didn't make a date
or buy a present or anything last year.
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So his girlfriend was furious.
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Ryo Narumiya Manager
Yoko Sugita
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Galaxy Agency
Ryo Narumiya
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Oh, dear.
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They had a huge fight
about whether to break up or not.
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She called him "the lowest of the low,"
as if he were a criminal!
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*If you don't do anything for Christmas,
it's a sin?!*
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*I'm a sinner.*
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Huh? Mr. Saijo?
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It's Mr. Saijo!
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Hi, Narumiya.
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So what happened to that Ryota?
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He got dumped.
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*Would he dump me?*
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*There's no way!*
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*After all that stalking he did...*
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*But if I don't find him...*
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Wait a second!
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Japan Arts Enterprise
Chihiro Ayagi
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Christmas Eve, and I'm working my ass off.
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What am I doing to myself?
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Ayagi!
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Mr. Saijo!
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Maybe it's worth working on Christmas Eve
if I can see Mr. Saijo.
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Wha— Hey! What?!
This is bold of you!
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Ayagi! Where would you go
on Christmas Eve?!
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Where?!
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W-Well, I would, um...
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Spit it out!
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If I were with you,
I wouldn't care where we went.
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*By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,*
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*I've heard rumors that you
slept your way up the ladder.*
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What's that?
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N-Nothing.
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What's this?
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Ms. Kurokawa.
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You're not with Azumaya tonight?
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You switched to another boy?
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Platinum Agency
Yurie Kurokawa
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Or maybe Azumaya got fed up with you?
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What are you talking about?
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*He's fed up with me?!*
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Your sweetheart ran out on you
on Christmas Eve?
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Mr. Nakata?!
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I feel sorry for you, Saijo.
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It's not like that. I don't have a sweetheart.
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Sorry I'm late, Yurie. Were you waiting long?
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Office Yen Agency
Kozaburo Nakata
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I just got here, Kozaburo.
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Are you going on a date?
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Yes.
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That's right.
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Da... A date on Christmas Eve?!
Then you two are a couple?
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For tonight.
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I might be with someone else tomorrow.
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That's your rep.
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Tomorrow is tomorrow. Tonight is tonight.
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We're both serious about dating various people.
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Right, Yurie?
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Yes. For an actress, romance is essential.
**[15:57] ---**
If you go out with a lot of people,
your performances have more depth.
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Going from one person to the next...
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It's all I can do
to have feelings for one person.
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W-What?!
**[16:10] ---**
It seems you're devoted to this "one person."
**[16:13] ---**
That's cute.
**[16:16] ---**
Saijo, give it your best shot.
**[16:19] ---**
Give my regards to this person
you have feelings for.
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Have a lovely Christmas.
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She is the romantic expert
who livens up the TV gossip shows.
**[16:29] ---**
Show business is full of scoundrels.
**[16:32] ---**
I'm...
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I'm also...
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He's definitely crafty.
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He's not alone.
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*There's just one more place I can think of.*
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*His favorite place...*
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Christmas alone again this year?
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Sorry I've had you drive me all over the place.
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How much do I owe you?
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1,000 yen.
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Here.
**[17:23] ---**
Chunta.
**[17:26] ---**
How?!
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AZUMAYA TRANSPORTATION
**[17:27] ---**
I was a cabbie for a while a long time ago.
**[17:30] ---**
Chunta, you're telling me
you were with me all this time?
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Yes, the whole time.
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Thanks to that,
I was able to see your various expressions.
**[17:41] ---**
Takato?
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Ow!
**[17:44] ---**
You! You stalker angel!
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Do you know what you put me through?!
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I'm sorry. But I was touched.
**[17:51] ---**
Because you searched for me.
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I'm always chasing after you,
so I wanted you to think about me for once.
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Chunta.
**[18:04] ---**
Please accept this Christmas present from me.
**[18:23] ---**
What is this?
**[18:24] ---**
Beautiful, isn't it?
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Wait. Did you do this?
**[18:30] ---**
Yes. I was once a lighting designer.
**[18:34] ---**
And also...
**[18:36] ---**
You're cold, aren't you?
**[18:37] ---**
Have some warm hot chocolate.
**[18:39] ---**
I made it the way you like it.
**[18:42] ---**
Made?! You made this yourself?
**[18:45] ---**
Yes. From cocoa beans.
**[18:46] ---**
From cocoa beans?!
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And also, a travel voucher for Hawaii.
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Hawaii again?!
**[18:51] ---**
This time not for work, but a leisurely private
vacation that just the two of us can enjoy.
**[18:55] ---**
And also...
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How many are there?!
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I was thinking that I wanted to please you,
and somehow that thought led to all these.
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*The man I would like to spend Christmas with...*
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*I would never be satisfied with number two.*
**[19:12] ---**
*But...*
**[19:13] ---**
I bet you're hungry.
**[19:15] ---**
I've got a lot of good food and booze
prepared at my place, so—
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Chunta.
**[19:20] ---**
M-Merry...
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C-Chri...
**[19:27] ---**
I-I'm trying to say...
**[19:28] ---**
Yes?
**[19:37] ---**
Merry Christmas.
**[19:40] ---**
Could you say that again?
**[19:43] ---**
Brace yourself!
**[19:47] ---**
*He's number one for...*
**[19:52] ---**
W-Wait!
**[20:05] ---**
Takato, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
**[20:13] ---**
A kiss from you...
**[20:14] ---**
it's a marvelous Christmas present.
**[20:17] ---**
Y-Yeah, right?
**[20:19] ---**
No one is better at doing Christmas than me.
**[20:22] ---**
You made this much hot chocolate?
**[20:25] ---**
Yes. I thought maybe we could use it for play.
**[20:27] ---**
Play?
**[20:28] ---**
We did it with honey before, remember?
**[20:31] ---**
We can do it with chocolate, like fondue.
**[20:32] ---**
That's not fondue!
**[20:34] ---**
Whoa, wait.
**[20:36] ---**
You have dinner prepared at your place, right?
**[20:39] ---**
No feast could be better than you, Takato.
**[20:43] ---**
Thank you for this meal.
**[20:46] ---**
Cut it out, you insatiable angel!
**[20:51] ---**
Takato. Takato.
**[20:56] ---**
It's morning. If you don't wake up...
**[21:05] ---**
Knock it off! First thing in the morning...
**[21:07] ---**
What?
**[21:11] ---**
Good morning, Takato.
**[21:17] ---**
Good... morning.
**[21:21] ---**
- Well, I have to go to Studio B.
- Right.
**[21:24] ---**
Takato.
**[21:27] ---**
I intend to do everything I can
to be your "Sexiest Man of the Year"...
**[21:32] ---**
for next year and the year after, too,
so prepare yourself.
**[21:37] ---**
You're scary.
**[23:22] ---**
He really is scary!