# 11 - If you're that in love with me, you can have your way with me until you're done.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6QW9J2Z6/dakaichi--im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year-)
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**[00:03] ---**
We're breaking up, Chunta.
**[00:08] ---**
That hurts. Brute strength.
**[00:10] ---**
If that's a joke, it isn't funny.
**[00:13] ---**
Takato, what the hell are you hiding from me?
**[00:16] ---**
I'm just breaking up.
There's nothing behind it.
**[00:19] ---**
Liar.
**[00:20] ---**
I'm not lying.
**[00:25] ---**
Do you really want to break up with me?
**[00:30] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:33] ---**
Sheesh.
**[00:34] ---**
You and those wild animal eyes.
**[00:37] ---**
This is the end.
**[00:38] ---**
If you're that in love with me, you can
have your way with me until you're done.
***SIGN*** hug 11 "If you're that in love with me, you can have your way with me until you're done."
**[02:19] ---**
You brought me to a fleabag hotel?
**[02:22] ---**
I chose an unpopular hotel in the suburbs.
**[02:26] ---**
Perfect for a night like tonight, isn't it?
**[02:28] ---**
Or would you prefer a fancy hotel
with a scenic night view?
**[02:33] ---**
This will do. Let's get it over with.
**[02:36] ---**
Then take off your clothes, everything.
**[02:43] ---**
The last time I had you do it
was when I had a cold.
**[02:51] ---**
Not yet, Takato?
**[02:54] ---**
Let me have my fill of you.
**[02:57] ---**
You're shivering. Are you okay?
**[03:00] ---**
Shut up! Don't say anything.
**[03:02] ---**
I'd like to keep my mouth shut,
**[03:04] ---**
but at this rate, the sun will come up
before I'm satisfied.
**[03:11] ---**
Will you be able to forget me?
**[03:15] ---**
Keep quiet.
**[03:17] ---**
Don't be so conceited.
**[03:19] ---**
In the morning,
I'll forget everything. Everything.
**[03:24] ---**
Big talk.
**[03:29] ---**
The sky's turning gray.
**[03:32] ---**
You can let me out here.
**[03:34] ---**
I'll drop you off at your apartment.
**[03:36] ---**
Otherwise you'd probably limp home.
**[03:38] ---**
Never mind. Let me out.
**[03:43] ---**
See you, Azumaya.
**[03:52] ---**
JIRO HASEGAWA
**[03:56] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[03:58] ---**
Regarding what we talked about, I'll accept it.
**[04:01] ---**
Right, a trade for the data.
**[04:07] ---**
Bye, Chunta.
**[04:09] ---**
THE WEEKLY TOBUN
**[04:09] ---**
THE WEEKLY ASASHIO
**[04:10] ---**
Did you see on the internet about Takato?
**[04:12] ---**
The "Tobun," right? Is it true?
**[04:14] ---**
They're hugging in the picture,
and Takato looks so serious.
**[04:19] ---**
Who's the other guy?
**[04:20] ---**
I really liked him. This is a shock!
**[04:20] ---**
SUPER IN LOVE?
DESTROYED
**[04:25] ---**
Oh, no! It's spreading
all over the social networks, too!
**[04:29] ---**
Naturally.
**[04:29] ---**
THE WEEKLY TOBUN
**[04:31] ---**
Nitto Talent may be able to make
a backroom deal with the industry,
**[04:34] ---**
but they can't keep people from talking.
**[04:38] ---**
Jeez. Whatever the truth is, anyone who would
put a spoke in the wheel of someone's romance
**[04:42] ---**
deserves to be kicked in the head by a horse.
**[04:45] ---**
Oh, my, after the hostility you've shown
for Takato, now you're sticking up for him?
**[04:51] ---**
I'm not sticking up for him.
But I appreciate him.
**[04:55] ---**
That boy definitely changed
ever since he co-starred with Takato.
**[05:01] ---**
Poor Azumaya. He's been like this all day.
**[05:06] ---**
I'm worried we won't get
our usual indifferent kid back.
**[05:09] ---**
Then it's true. Those two—
**[05:11] ---**
Ouch!
**[05:13] ---**
I have no intention of letting Jun
get married while I'm still breathing!
**[05:17] ---**
And if you spread the word that Jun's the one
in that photo, I'll have your head on a platter!
**[05:21] ---**
I won't say anything.
**[05:23] ---**
But still...
**[05:24] ---**
you can tell by Takato's face
in this picture that he's aroused.
**[05:27] ---**
I wonder if he took it.
**[05:29] ---**
He?
**[05:30] ---**
There are quiet rumors in the biz
about an oddly talented photographer.
**[05:36] ---**
His ability is wasted working for gossip rags.
**[05:38] ---**
Jurio, could you
look into that photographer for me?
**[05:45] ---**
Please, Jurio.
**[05:47] ---**
O-Of course!
I'll investigate him right away!
**[05:51] ---**
H-Hey, you!
**[05:52] ---**
Don't touch my Jun with your dirty face!
**[05:56] ---**
My face isn't dirty!
**[05:57] ---**
A normal person would say,
"Dirty hands"! Hands!
**[05:59] ---**
In your case, your face is dirty!
**[06:02] ---**
- Our faces are similar, bro!
- Your face looks like a hand!
**[06:04] ---**
My face does not look like a hand!
**[06:07] ---**
Are you saying that's the culprit's motive?
**[06:10] ---**
I don't get it.
**[06:12] ---**
You cops don't get it,
because you don't truly love people.
**[06:18] ---**
Okay, that'll do it!
**[06:19] ---**
You gave me a great shot, Saijo!
**[06:22] ---**
Thank you.
**[06:24] ---**
Nice work, Mr. Saijo.
**[06:26] ---**
I've been a fan of this drama
since the previous season.
**[06:29] ---**
You're really charming as the criminal.
**[06:34] ---**
Really? It's nice to hear that.
**[06:36] ---**
Mr. Saijo isn't acting any differently.
**[06:38] ---**
He's got a strong will.
**[06:40] ---**
Even though that article just came out.
**[06:43] ---**
I guess you have to be
shameless in this ind—
**[06:45] ---**
Shut up!
**[06:48] ---**
W-Work, work!
**[06:49] ---**
M-Me too!
**[06:53] ---**
*I'm not so weak
that a little stress throws me off.*
**[06:57] ---**
*Don't make light of me.*
**[07:02] ---**
Every time I look at this doll,
I think of how creepy it is.
**[07:07] ---**
*It's to commemorate our first beach date!*
**[07:10] ---**
For crying out loud.
He foisted this weird thing on me.
**[07:14] ---**
Really troublesome.
**[07:16] ---**
Good job!
**[07:18] ---**
M-Mr. Sakamaki!
**[07:20] ---**
Awesome, totally awesome!
Brilliant scene, as expected, Saijo!
**[07:27] ---**
Thanks.
**[07:28] ---**
Oh, yeah, about that article!
**[07:30] ---**
What bad luck!
**[07:31] ---**
I swear, the "Tobun,"
what a bunch of vultures!
**[07:35] ---**
Of course, I don't believe it!
**[07:39] ---**
You can't let some weekly magazine
get you down!
**[07:42] ---**
Right.
**[07:43] ---**
Brush it off! Cheer up!
**[07:47] ---**
Who brought this creepy doll thing in here?
**[07:52] ---**
Hey, everybody, listen up!
**[07:54] ---**
Who owns this cursed doll thing?
I'm going to throw it away!
**[07:59] ---**
*We match!*
**[08:01] ---**
It's...
**[08:02] ---**
It's mine.
**[08:04] ---**
Usaka? What are you doing here?
**[08:07] ---**
Observing. I was in the neighborhood.
**[08:10] ---**
Can I have that back, Producer Sakamaki?
**[08:14] ---**
H-Here you go...
**[08:16] ---**
Executive Producer Usaka.
**[08:18] ---**
It's a lovely doll!
**[08:21] ---**
Hm? There's a crack.
**[08:22] ---**
W-Well, I've got an important meeting today,
so I'd better get back!
**[08:29] ---**
Mr. Usaka.
**[08:32] ---**
Um, that's...
**[08:34] ---**
What? You want it?
**[08:37] ---**
No.
**[08:38] ---**
If you want it, I'll give it to you.
**[08:42] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:44] ---**
Why don't you and I have a talk, Takato?
**[08:50] ---**
Hey, Boss? It's Taguchi.
**[08:53] ---**
Yeah, yeah. No, no.
**[08:55] ---**
You don't have to worry about Azumaya at all.
**[08:59] ---**
Just the opposite.
**[09:02] ---**
What are you thinking?
**[09:05] ---**
Do you intend to come to hell with me?
**[09:08] ---**
I'm the only one who's going to hell, Kayo.
**[09:12] ---**
I would be willing to do anything
to get a smile from you.
**[09:17] ---**
Stop it!
**[09:20] ---**
Okay, okay! We got it!
**[09:23] ---**
He keeps getting better and better.
**[09:29] ---**
Azumaya, what happened to you?
**[09:32] ---**
I'm in awe.
You had me on the edge of my seat.
**[09:35] ---**
Oh, more than me?
**[09:38] ---**
Yurie!
**[09:40] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[09:41] ---**
Yurie Kurokawa always has me
on the edge of my seat!
**[09:44] ---**
That's okay. I hate to say it,
but you totally stole that scene.
**[09:49] ---**
Oh, no. I'm just desperately trying
to keep up with you, Ms. Kurokawa.
**[09:54] ---**
Desperately, huh?
**[09:56] ---**
Thank you for the cute lip service
with an innocent face.
**[10:00] ---**
It's true.
**[10:01] ---**
I wish you would give me more guidance,
Ms. Kurokawa.
**[10:06] ---**
If it wouldn't be a hassle.
**[10:10] ---**
Azumaya?
**[10:12] ---**
*What?! What happened to Jun?!*
**[10:14] ---**
*Tagu! Tagu! Hey, Taguchi!*
**[10:27] ---**
Where am I?
**[10:29] ---**
On the floor of my house, you souse.
**[10:32] ---**
Mr. Usaka?!
**[10:34] ---**
Then this curiously messy room is yours?
**[10:39] ---**
I see. Then you don't remember?
**[10:43] ---**
You don't remember coming over,
slugging down drinks,
**[10:45] ---**
getting drunk,
getting worked up, throwing up,
**[10:48] ---**
acting extremely odd,
and laying waste to my living room?
**[10:52] ---**
Sheesh. I figured you would break down
and sob. I'm glad you're fine.
**[10:57] ---**
Yep, I'm fine. My tears don't come cheap.
**[11:02] ---**
So not cute.
**[11:06] ---**
I really am sorry about all this.
**[11:10] ---**
You should be.
I still have spots to fill for the movie.
**[11:14] ---**
And the "Tobun" being the "Tobun," there's
no guarantee they don't have a second salvo.
**[11:18] ---**
If a definitive story comes out about my lead,
the whole movie will be canceled.
**[11:25] ---**
You don't have to worry about that.
**[11:28] ---**
How can you be so sure?
**[11:31] ---**
Don't shut up now.
**[11:32] ---**
If you think you caused me problems,
at least tell me about it.
**[11:37] ---**
I made a deal.
**[11:39] ---**
With the "Tobun"?
**[11:41] ---**
Directly with the photographer...
**[11:43] ---**
so he wouldn't release
any other photos with him in them.
**[11:46] ---**
And in exchange?
**[11:47] ---**
I have to let him take a "good photo" of me.
**[11:51] ---**
Are you an idiot?
**[11:53] ---**
It doesn't matter to me.
**[11:56] ---**
I may not be cast again
for a lead or major role,
**[12:00] ---**
but I'm clever and talented enough
to get work somewhere.
**[12:05] ---**
You don't know
what he's going to demand of you.
**[12:10] ---**
Probably something
where I have to get naked.
**[12:13] ---**
So I'll strip.
**[12:15] ---**
You're naive.
**[12:17] ---**
Mr. Usaka?
**[12:19] ---**
Brat. Don't you think
this is what he wants from you?
**[12:25] ---**
No! Hey!
**[12:28] ---**
I'm a man. I don't...
**[12:30] ---**
A man? Didn't Junta Azumaya
seek out this man to do things like this?
**[12:37] ---**
Listen, Takato.
**[12:39] ---**
What would you do
if I said I could go for you, too?
**[12:43] ---**
Mr. Usaka.
**[12:44] ---**
I'll test your resolve.
**[12:51] ---**
*What is this?*
**[12:53] ---**
*What is this feeling?*
**[12:55] ---**
Takato.
**[12:57] ---**
*Takato.*
**[12:58] ---**
*It's completely different
from being touched by him.*
**[13:02] ---**
*Damn it! I have resolve in spades!*
**[13:05] ---**
Mr. Usaka.
**[13:08] ---**
Forget it. If you're trembling like a leaf,
I'm not interested.
**[13:15] ---**
Maybe you're the one
who lacks resolve, Mr. Usaka.
**[13:17] ---**
If you really want to test me,
you should do it on your bed, not the floor.
**[13:23] ---**
You want to protect him that badly?
**[13:25] ---**
In this business, his talent is a treasure.
**[13:29] ---**
You would sacrifice your career?
**[13:32] ---**
Yes.
**[13:33] ---**
Are your 20 years that cheap?
**[13:36] ---**
They are cheap, compared to his talent.
**[13:44] ---**
Mr. Usaka, thank you for the advice.
**[13:49] ---**
I'm suddenly exhausted.
**[13:51] ---**
I thought you were smarter than this.
**[13:54] ---**
Huh? I thought you were
going to test my resolve.
**[14:00] ---**
As if I could have sex with someone
I've been watching since middle school.
**[14:04] ---**
Last week's magazine sold like hotcakes!
**[14:07] ---**
You're amazing, Hase!
**[14:10] ---**
Let me treat you to sushi!
**[14:12] ---**
Nah, I'm on a diet.
**[14:14] ---**
Oh, come on. Is that a poke at me?
**[14:18] ---**
Hase, I have a feeling
you're holding on to something even juicier.
**[14:23] ---**
You overestimate me.
**[14:25] ---**
It isn't overestimation.
**[14:27] ---**
Hase, I have a feeling you haven't been
completely tainted by this business yet.
**[14:32] ---**
I suspect you still have a dream.
**[14:36] ---**
A dream? I'm a first-class hyena.
**[14:39] ---**
I'm focused on making a living.
**[14:43] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[14:45] ---**
Bring me more stuff, Hase.
**[14:51] ---**
AUDITION FOR A DRAMA
**[14:51] ---**
*I got an audition for an upcoming drama!*
**[14:55] ---**
*Mr. Hasegawa,
make me look cute for my headshot.*
**[14:58] ---**
*You have talent, Hasegawa.*
**[15:00] ---**
*I hear you want to be a photographer?*
**[15:02] ---**
MAJOR ACTOR K CHEATING
WITH 19-YEAR-OLD IDOL
**[15:03] ---**
*I'll help you out however I can,
so in exchange, could you get me a shot?*
**[15:07] ---**
IDOL M DUMPED FROM GROUP FOR
HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN
**[15:07] ---**
*You need to work your way up the food chain.*
**[15:11] ---**
How could I have a dream
after making a living off of people's misery?
**[15:21] ---**
It's you.
**[15:22] ---**
Hello, Jiro Hasegawa.
**[15:26] ---**
I guess you have another incriminating photo?
**[15:29] ---**
You have a good nose.
**[15:30] ---**
Or did you hear it from Takato Saijo?
**[15:34] ---**
He didn't tell me anything.
**[15:37] ---**
It's a good shot.
**[15:39] ---**
Why is someone as talented as you
doing this kind of work?
**[15:44] ---**
*You're wasting your talent.*
**[15:46] ---**
*You're too good for the tabloids.*
**[15:49] ---**
You're saying more or less the same thing.
**[15:52] ---**
So what do you want?
**[15:54] ---**
I want you to destroy all traces of this photo.
**[15:58] ---**
Yeah, I figured.
**[16:00] ---**
Yes. The day this photo hits the newsstands,
my current partner is likely to get jealous.
**[16:07] ---**
After seeing a photo of me and my ex, you know?
**[16:11] ---**
So that rumor is true?
**[16:15] ---**
That's right.
**[16:17] ---**
This photo is already past its expiration date.
**[16:20] ---**
If you want to take
an even more interesting photo,
**[16:23] ---**
come and see me anytime.
**[16:24] ---**
I'll provide you with an up-to-date topic.
**[16:28] ---**
Yurie Kurokawa gives a matching ring
to the man she gets along well with.
**[16:35] ---**
And Takato Saijo
was trying to protect a man like that.
**[16:42] ---**
*I haven't heard back from that photographer.*
**[16:45] ---**
*What's going on?*
**[16:49] ---**
Hello. Do you have a few minutes?
**[16:53] ---**
If you're seen with me, you'll be in trouble.
**[16:56] ---**
You went to the trouble of buying a "Tobun"?
**[16:59] ---**
It's funny when I imagine it.
**[17:01] ---**
Go ahead and laugh if you like.
**[17:04] ---**
SCOOP
**[17:04] ---**
This is him, isn't it?
**[17:10] ---**
You don't trust me, huh?
**[17:11] ---**
I won't tell anyone.
**[17:13] ---**
I'm just concerned about you
as a colleague whom I respect.
**[17:17] ---**
That's not like you.
**[17:19] ---**
That's mean.
**[17:20] ---**
You don't have to worry about me.
**[17:22] ---**
Nobody will take any more photos like that.
**[17:25] ---**
What does that mean?
**[17:27] ---**
Aside from work, Azumaya and I
aren't going to see each other again.
**[17:33] ---**
Then...
**[17:37] ---**
Are you sure that's what you want?
**[17:41] ---**
Jeez. This is no time for you
to be fussing over somebody else.
**[17:45] ---**
After our play, weren't you flooded with offers?
**[17:50] ---**
Well, yes, thanks to you.
**[17:53] ---**
But that's neither here nor there.
**[17:55] ---**
It's about you, Mr. Saijo.
**[17:57] ---**
What?!
**[17:59] ---**
You need to work hard now.
**[18:01] ---**
Focus on your work.
**[18:02] ---**
You have no reason to obsess over crap.
**[18:05] ---**
Crap?
**[18:08] ---**
You refuse to complain, huh?
**[18:11] ---**
Even though I'm ready to console you.
**[18:15] ---**
I haven't fallen so far
that I need to be consoled by a neophyte.
**[18:19] ---**
See you.
**[18:21] ---**
Again, focus.
**[18:24] ---**
Damn it!
**[18:26] ---**
Yeah right, obsessing.
And this is the furthest thing from crap.
**[18:31] ---**
Putting up a bold front.
**[18:35] ---**
Hey!
**[18:37] ---**
What the hell are you doing?
**[18:39] ---**
Is it true you broke up?
**[18:41] ---**
You're the one who said
you wouldn't let him go.
**[18:47] ---**
No response?
**[18:49] ---**
If you broke up, it's better for me.
**[18:51] ---**
Then I can take Mr. Saijo
without having to hold ba—
**[18:55] ---**
The car's here, Jun!
**[18:59] ---**
Coming.
**[19:02] ---**
Oh. Weren't you having a conversation?
**[19:04] ---**
No, it's nothing important.
**[19:07] ---**
Hey!
**[19:08] ---**
Yurie, did you change your perfume?
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, you noticed?
**[19:14] ---**
Mr. Ayagi!
**[19:15] ---**
What did you mean by "take"?
**[19:17] ---**
Hey, brat.
**[19:19] ---**
What's their relationship?
**[19:23] ---**
You mean Junta and Yurie?
**[19:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:27] ---**
They've been close recently.
**[19:29] ---**
I'm a little jealous.
**[19:32] ---**
What the hell is he thinking?
**[19:38] ---**
You haven't contacted me, so I thought maybe
that promise was voided, Mr. Hasegawa.
**[19:44] ---**
Yeah. Sorry to break the news.
**[19:48] ---**
Today's "Tobun." Something's in here?
**[19:52] ---**
YURIE'S BOYS #14
IS SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR
**[19:53] ---**
This...
**[19:54] ---**
I took the photo.
**[19:56] ---**
Or to be more accurate,
the opportunity was given to me.
**[20:00] ---**
Junta Azumaya himself hinted that
he was in a relationship with Yurie Kurokawa.
**[20:05] ---**
How could this happen?
**[20:07] ---**
He said it would cause trouble
if a photo of him with his ex were published.
**[20:12] ---**
You two broke up, huh?
**[20:17] ---**
Well, it is what it is.
**[20:20] ---**
Unfortunately, the story about you and your
former boyfriend is past its expiration date.
**[20:25] ---**
That's better for you, right?
**[20:27] ---**
You don't have to sell your body
for a guy who replaced you overnight.
**[20:35] ---**
That idiot!
**[20:37] ---**
What the hell is he doing?!
**[20:38] ---**
Letting himself become a gossip item
with "Tobun" regular Yurie Kurokawa!
**[20:40] ---**
YURIE'S BOYS #14
IS SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR
**[20:43] ---**
Whatever!
**[20:45] ---**
That moron! Stupid angel!
**[20:47] ---**
Idiot! Idiot.
**[20:50] ---**
But I'm an idiot, too.
**[20:53] ---**
*Even though I'm the one who broke up
with him, I didn't think he'd date someone else.*
**[21:01] ---**
*I'm embarrassed at my own arrogance
and the fact that I'm hurt.*
**[21:05] ---**
I'm cold.
**[21:08] ---**
*Even though he isn't here,
it seems like his scent has sunk in.*
**[21:13] ---**
*And the hand he touched me with.*
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*His whispering voice, too.*
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*Takato, show me your face.*
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*I remember.*
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*That's how much he's been in this room...*
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*how much we've made love in this bed...*
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*What should I do?*
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*I'm desperately following his traces.*
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*I'm thinking things I shouldn't be thinking.*
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*I want him to touch me again.*
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*His hands are so much bigger than mine*
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*and harder.*
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*More...*
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I'm such a fool.
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*His hands will never touch me again.*
**[23:25] ---**
Wh-What?
**[23:29] ---**
- I did it!
- Did what?!
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I had it engraved.
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What does it say?
**[23:36] ---**
hug 12
"mi tesoro."
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The meaning is a secret.