DAKAICHI -I'm being harassed by the sexiest man of the year-

"The veteran actor who has held the title of ""Most Desirable Bachelor"" for 5 years in a row, Takato Saijyo, and the up and coming actor who recently dethroned him, Junta Azumaya.

Enter the cut throat world of the entertainment industry, where the two most desirable bachelors find themselves in a forbidden scandal.

The biggest scandal of 2018 is about to unfold!

Season 1

Season 1

1 - "In show business, it's either eat or be eaten."

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    Takato is so handsome.
[00:04] ---
    It's no wonder he's the number one
    "Man I Want To Be Hugged By."
[00:07] ---
    Number one for five years straight?
    It has to be rigged.
[00:10] ---
    It's not rigged. I bet he'll be number one
    again this year too, making it a six-year reign.
[00:15] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Takato.
    I pulled the car around, so let's go.
[00:18] ---
    Sure.
[00:21] ---
    Takato Saijyo?
SIGN    Nitto Talent Agency Takato Saijyo
[00:24] ---
    Oh shoot. I want him to hug me.
[00:27] ---
    Wait, what, Tomo?
[00:29] ---
    The number one
    "Man I Want To Be Hugged By".

[00:31] ---
    It's an honor that every handsome man
    in the entertainment industry craves.

[00:38] ---
    Wanting to be "hugged"
    is different from just being "liked."

[00:41] ---
    It's the highest compliment that implies
    the receiver would yield their own body and soul.

[00:45] ---
    I, Takato Saijyo, have held this number one
    position for five years. Yes, for five whole years!

[00:53] ---
    My glorious history
    began when I was eight years old.

[00:59] ---
    I burst onto the battlefield
    of the entertainment industry

[01:02] ---
    with my adorable looks
    and earnest performance as my weapons.

[01:05] ---
    People only make a fuss
    over child actors for a brief time.

[01:09] ---
    To survive, you need to capture the hearts
[01:12] ---
    of not only the audience,
    but also people who can give you work.

[01:16] ---
    Everyone should get along? Ridiculous.
[01:19] ---
    In this business, it's survival of the fittest.
[01:22] ---
    If you don't drive off your rivals
SIGN    A Man's Charm
[01:23] ---
    and sometimes destroy the lead actor,
    you won't be around for long.

[01:27] ---
    You always have to be cool and smart.
[01:30] ---
    I smoothly accumulated a body of work
[01:32] ---
    and opened up new horizons
    with movies that people talked about.

[01:36] ---
    After achieving high praise for my elaborate
    acting ability and award for best leading actor,

[01:42] ---
    I reached the pinnacle
    of the entertainment industry.

[01:45] ---
    And even now, I continue to stay at the forefront,
    with unflagging popularity and talent.

[01:53] ---
    Today too, I have a minute-to-minute schedule
    from early in the morning.

[01:56] ---
    I'm used to being busy,
[01:59] ---
    but it's tough being a star.
[02:01] ---
    Mr. Sasaki, can we stop by a convenience store?
[02:05] ---
    Sure, but why?
[02:08] ---
    I suddenly have a taste for something sweet.
[02:10] ---
    Good idea.
    Have something sweet and cheer up.
[02:11] ---
    Takato Saijyo's Manager
    Takumi Sasaki
[02:14] ---
    You shouldn't worry too much
    about rankings and lists.
[02:18] ---
    Right...
[02:20] ---
    We don't have much time, right?
    I'll make it quick.
[02:24] ---
    That being said, I'm sure he'll worry about it.
[02:27] ---
    Face of an Angel
[02:28] ---
    A lot.
[02:29] ---
    It's just a magazine ranking.
[02:32] ---
    It's already obvious
    that I'm ranked number one.

[02:34] ---
    Takato Saijyo:
    A Model is Born
[02:35] ---
    But I'll just take a glance...
[02:38] ---
    Number Two: Takato Saijyo
[02:40] ---
    I'm in second? This can't be!
[02:43] ---
    Is there a man in this world
    who surpasses Takato Saijyo?

[02:47] ---
    Who the hell is number one?!
[02:49] ---
    Number One: Junta Azumaya
[02:52] ---
    Him?!
SIGN    hug 1: "In show business, it's either eat or be eaten."
[04:26] ---
    "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    First Meeting
[04:27] ---
    Okay, let's begin this first meeting for the film
    "Mid-Afternoon Star."
[04:31] ---
    First off, could we have a few words
    from our lead actor, Azumaya?
[04:34] ---
    S-Sure.
[04:38] ---
    I'm Junta Azumaya
    and I'll be playing the main character.
SIGN    Mitsuya Production Junta Azumaya
[04:41] ---
    He's glowing. That smile is dazzling!
[04:43] ---
    He's an angel.
[04:43] ---
    Number Two: Takato Saijyo 6895 votes
[04:46] ---
    Number one "Man I Want To Be Hugged By".
    I held on to that position for five years in a row.

[04:52] ---
    Five years...
[04:53] ---
    Number Two: Takato Saijyo 6895 votes
[04:54] ---
    For five years!
[04:55] ---
    Until this greenhorn stole first place from me!
[05:00] ---
    Um, this is my first leading role,
    so I'm really nervous,
[05:05] ---
    but I'll do my very best
    and I look forward to working with you!
[05:08] ---
    Not only that, I always have the lead role.
[05:12] ---
    Me, an elite actor for 20 years, ever since I was
    called a "wonder kid" during my child acting days.

[05:16] ---
    Being recruited for the lead debut's movie for
    some dumb actor with only 3 years of experience

[05:21] ---
    is the insult of the century to Takato Saijyo!
[05:24] ---
    That's an elite actor for you.
    We can count on him.
[05:27] ---
    So we start shooting next week.
[05:33] ---
    I'm out of here.
[05:35] ---
    Mr. Saijyo!
[05:38] ---
    I'm thrilled to work with you again. Especially since
    we have a lot of scenes together this time!
[05:44] ---
    I'm really looking forward to it!
[05:46] ---
    What's this? He's audaciously learned
    some lip service.

[05:51] ---
    Yeah, didn't we work together
    on that drama last year?
[05:53] ---
    That's right!
[05:54] ---
    Although I was playing the lead then...
[05:57] ---
    Thank you so much for giving me
    a lot of good advice then.
[06:02] ---
    I've actually idolized you since then.
[06:06] ---
    You exaggerate.
    But I'm happy if my advice was helpful to you.
[06:09] ---
    I only gave you advice
    because you were an intolerable ham actor!

[06:12] ---
    That's it! I'll eat you and your hamminess alive
    with my acting talent!

[06:15] ---
    Laugh it up while you can, brat!
[06:17] ---
    Well, I'll see you next week.
[06:20] ---
    Mr. Saijyo!
[06:21] ---
    Would you like to go drinking after this?
[06:24] ---
    I thought maybe you could
    give me more advice before we start filming.
[06:28] ---
    Hey, that hurts.
[06:29] ---
    Sorry!
[06:30] ---
    Director
[06:31] ---
    That's a great idea!
    Saijyo, teach Azumaya more about the craft.
[06:33] ---
    Director of
    "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Tomio Torimachi
[06:37] ---
    But today might be a little tough
    because of my schedule.
[06:41] ---
    Right, Mr. Sasaki?
[06:42] ---
    You're fine. Tomorrow's shoot
    doesn't start until the afternoon.
[06:45] ---
    All right! Azumaya, listen to Saijyo
    about how you can win best actor.
[06:47] ---
    Hey, why is everyone talking
    like this is a done deal?

[06:49] ---
    I will!
[06:50] ---
    You can learn a lot from Mr. Saijyo, Azumaya!
[06:51] ---
    I'm not going.
[06:52] ---
    Why would I do something to help my enemy?
[06:54] ---
    I'm sure it'll be helpful for you.
[06:55] ---
    I'm not going anywhere with him.
[06:56] ---
    Take care of him, Saijyo!
[06:57] ---
    I'm looking forward to it, Mr. Saijyo!
[07:00] ---
    Well, I guess I could give you a few pointers.
    Let's go, Azumaya!
[07:03] ---
    - Okay!
    - Have fun!
[07:18] ---
    Where am I?
[07:20] ---
    In my bed, in my apartment.
[07:23] ---
    Your...
[07:24] ---
    Yes. How do you feel?
[07:27] ---
    Are you okay?
[07:29] ---
    Why am I in your apartment?
[07:30] ---
    Afterwards, you got piss drunk,
    so I brought you here.
[07:35] ---
    Piss drunk? Me? I don't remember.
[07:38] ---
    And "Takato"?
[07:40] ---
    You told me that it was okay.
    "Call me by my first name," you said.
[07:44] ---
    Here's proof.
[07:46] ---
    Mr. Saijyo, um, can I call you Takato?
[07:50] ---
    It won't be cheap.
    If you wanna call me that, gimme 1,000 yen!

[07:53] ---
    That's cheap! Here you go, 1,000 yen!
[07:55] ---
    All right, I'll allow it.
[07:57] ---
    Right, Takato?
[07:58] ---
    Azumaya? Just 'cause
    a ham actor like you got a lead role...

[07:58] ---
    I bought the right
    to say your name for 1,000 yen.
[08:04] ---
    became number one "Man I Want To Be
    Hugged By", don't get too cocky!

[08:09] ---
    I'll tell you all about becoming a target.
[08:14] ---
    You better learn just how terrifying
    show biz is, you little punk!

[08:19] ---
    How could I tell him all that right to his face?
[08:24] ---
    Oh, right. I see...
[08:27] ---
    That's enough. Turn it off, Azumaya.
[08:30] ---
    Huh? I'm... Where are my clothes?
[08:32] ---
    I'm having them dry-cleaned.
[08:34] ---
    You spewed
    as soon as you got here, Takato. See?
[08:39] ---
    I feel sick...
[08:40] ---
    Takato, get a hold of yourself!
[08:42] ---
    Stop it already, you there in the phone!
[08:47] ---
    Wait a second.
    Why have you been recording all that?
[08:52] ---
    What do you intend to do with that footage?
[08:55] ---
    Um... Well...
[08:58] ---
    I was drunk, but still,
    I'm the one who picked a fight with him.

[09:02] ---
    I guess it's natural for him to get me back.
[09:04] ---
    If the media got ahold of that,
    it would be over for me.

[09:08] ---
    For someone who has a harmless face,
    that's pretty cunning of you.
[09:12] ---
    Fine. What do you want?
    Let's hear it.
[09:14] ---
    Huh? What I want?
[09:16] ---
    Don't play dumb!
    There must be something that you want.
[09:20] ---
    I don't intend to let my career end here.
    Spit it out. I'll do whatever you say.
[09:25] ---
    Whatever I say?
[09:27] ---
    Yeah.
[09:29] ---
    Really?
[09:30] ---
    Yeah.
[09:31] ---
    Is it money? Connections?
    Or maybe he wants to knock me off my perch.

[09:40] ---
    Please...
[09:42] ---
    let me have sex with you.
[09:45] ---
    What?
[09:47] ---
    Please let me have sex with you.
[09:53] ---
    Oh my god... What should I do?
[09:55] ---
    I must be dreaming.
[09:56] ---
    He's got a boner!
[09:59] ---
    Hey, you're kidding me, right?
[10:00] ---
    H-Hey, calm down for a second. Okay?
[10:05] ---
    Knock it off, idiot!
[10:06] ---
    I've reigned for five years as the number one
    "Man I Want To Be Hugged By".

[10:11] ---
    And now I'm going to get "hugged"? What?
[10:13] ---
    For starters,
    I have to get behind a door I can lock!

[10:20] ---
    Please don't run away from me, Takato.
[10:23] ---
    Teasing me only gets me more fired up!
[10:27] ---
    What I want...
[10:28] ---
    Aren't you the one who asked me that?
[10:32] ---
    I mean... that's impossible.
[10:33] ---
    There must be something else.
[10:35] ---
    With you in front of me,
    there's nothing else I desire.
[10:39] ---
    W-Wait!
[10:50] ---
    Takato...
[10:52] ---
    Cut it out!
[10:54] ---
    Don't leave anything.
[10:55] ---
    I have to take my clothes off
    for tomorrow's shoot!
[10:58] ---
    Sorry...
[11:08] ---
    Takato?
[11:10] ---
    Takato!
[11:12] ---
    Takato!
[11:14] ---
    What's with him?
[11:15] ---
    Takato!
[11:17] ---
    What's with him?!
[11:22] ---
    Good morning, Mr. Saijyo.
[11:24] ---
    Good morning.
[11:25] ---
    Takato.
[11:27] ---
    Good morning.
[11:29] ---
    H-Hi.
[11:31] ---
    Um, about the other night...
[11:33] ---
    Oh, that! It hasn't been on my mind at all!
[11:37] ---
    Okay?
[11:46] ---
    See you.
[11:48] ---
    The movie, "Mid-Afternoon Star."
[11:48] ---
    Surgery
    Operating Room 1
[11:51] ---
    The lead is a young actor, Junta Azumaya.
[11:54] ---
    This whelp, who's only been
    in the show biz for three years,

[11:57] ---
    and me, Takato Saijyo,
    a mega-popular actor for 20 years now.

[12:03] ---
    This whelp forcibly kissed me.
[12:06] ---
    That was my first time.
[12:07] ---
    A serious kiss like that...
[12:11] ---
    No, no, no! That was an accident!
    He was being delusional! Forget about it.

[12:15] ---
    But... Why does he have that look on his face?
[12:21] ---
    It's like I did something wrong.
[12:24] ---
    Anyway, I just have to bear with him
    until this shoot is over!

[12:28] ---
    I'll just ignore him if it's not work related.
[12:28] ---
    Ohmoji Planning
    Yoichi Tadokoro
[12:30] ---
    If I give up, a patient's life will be lost.
[12:34] ---
    I know he's the one who can save him.
[12:37] ---
    Cut! Azumaya, let's do one more take.
[12:41] ---
    Sorry! I'm really sorry!
[12:43] ---
    It's fine, just relax!
[12:47] ---
    Director, should we take a break?
[12:51] ---
    Yeah, let's do that. Okay, back in ten, people!
[12:58] ---
    Azumaya!
[13:00] ---
    Yes?
[13:01] ---
    Want to get some tea?
[13:03] ---
    Sure!
[13:05] ---
    Azumaya sure does love Saijyo.
    I can see his wings!
[13:10] ---
    And Saijyo, when someone becomes attached
    to you like that, you can't help but look after him.
SIGN    Hou-On Agency Kaori Mizuki
[13:13] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Kanoko Shiraishi
[13:14] ---
    No, no, no.
[13:16] ---
    Oh, Director.
[13:17] ---
    He's not looking after him.
    Probably more like "giving him hell."
[13:23] ---
    You horrible ham actor!
[13:25] ---
    You know why
    I called you over here, right, hack?
[13:28] ---
    Yes.
[13:29] ---
    A cocky kid like you ticks me off,
[13:32] ---
    but an actor who doesn't have confidence
    in his own work is too pitiful to look at.
[13:37] ---
    Sorry. I meant to try it another way,
    but it hasn't been working.
[13:41] ---
    There's Mr. Saijyo and Azumaya!
[13:43] ---
    They're both so handsome!
[13:44] ---
    Here, have a drink, Azumaya.
[13:46] ---
    It's okay? An indirect kiss—
[13:48] ---
    I didn't put my mouth on it.
[13:49] ---
    Mr. Saijyo is so nice!
[13:52] ---
    Both handsome and sweet! He's perfect!
[13:58] ---
    Were you thinking about something
    during the scene?
[14:02] ---
    I was thinking about various things,
[14:04] ---
    like the best way to play it,
    harmonizing with the other actor—
[14:08] ---
    Don't think about that.
[14:10] ---
    Um...
[14:12] ---
    It's like I told you on that last drama.
[14:14] ---
    Don't think. Just do what you feel is right.
[14:17] ---
    Don't tell me you forgot that.
[14:19] ---
    I didn't forget!
[14:20] ---
    I'll never forget that.
[14:22] ---
    Even now, I remember
    everything you told me back then.
[14:26] ---
    Then I'll tell you what I meant.
    Even though you piss me off.
[14:31] ---
    There are two general patterns for actors.
[14:34] ---
    There's the manual type who works out the role
    in their head,
[14:37] ---
    and then responds accordingly during the shoot.
[14:39] ---
    And then the automatic type,
    who emphasizes gut reaction,
[14:42] ---
    and doesn't need to work anything out
    so they can react freely.
[14:45] ---
    Azumaya, you're the latter.
    I'm absolutely certain.
[14:49] ---
    Sometimes you see people
    for whom work is mindless self-indulgence.
[14:53] ---
    When people like that use their heads,
[14:55] ---
    their senses get dulled
    and they get bogged down.
[14:58] ---
    So it's okay to just do it how I want,
    even though I'm the lead?
[15:02] ---
    Dummy. It's allowed
    exactly because you're the lead.
[15:06] ---
    But then the lead should also be more grateful
    than anyone for the people around him.
[15:10] ---
    We have an especially
    talented cast and crew this time.
[15:13] ---
    You're blessed to have an environment
    like this for your first lead role.
[15:16] ---
    Additionally, who do you share
    the most scenes with, huh?
[15:21] ---
    Don't underestimate me.
    I'll steal every scene from you, easy.
[15:25] ---
    Takato...
[15:26] ---
    Is that any way to answer me, lead actor?
[15:29] ---
    You don't have any time for nonsense
    when you're playing off of me.
[15:37] ---
    Understood!
[15:39] ---
    I'll attack you like you won't believe!
[15:43] ---
    My lecture fee isn't cheap.
[15:45] ---
    Right!
[15:46] ---
    Is the fee 1,000 yen?
[15:47] ---
    Are you looking for a fight?
[15:50] ---
    Welcome back.
[15:50] ---
    Assistant Director
    of "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Hayato Isomori
[15:51] ---
    The next scene is with both of you.
    Are you ready?
[15:55] ---
    Yes!
[15:56] ---
    Saijyo, Saijyo!
[15:58] ---
    Yes.
[15:59] ---
    It looks like you put a smile on his face, but
    be careful he doesn't steal scenes from you.
[16:06] ---
    Oh, please. It'll be 100 years too soon
    before somebody steals a scene from me.
[16:13] ---
    Did he steal something else?
[16:15] ---
    J-Just maybe like a drink...
[16:19] ---
    Okay, let's go.
[16:19] ---
    Mid-Afternoon Star
[16:22] ---
    Ready? Action!
[16:25] ---
    Sorry. It's my policy
    to never get into a losing battle.
[16:30] ---
    I don't want anyone dying on my table.
[16:37] ---
    I don't want to lose.
    That's why I want your skill.
[16:42] ---
    Would you let go of me?
[16:43] ---
    That hurts, you damn ogre.
[16:46] ---
    I can save that life if I have you.
[16:48] ---
    I want you.
[16:52] ---
    Saijyo, don't let him eat you alive.
[16:56] ---
    You're supposed to say,
    "I want your skills," idiot.

[16:59] ---
    If you're just begging me,
    even a child could do that.
[17:02] ---
    I want some kind of guarantee
    that I can trust you with my skill.
[17:07] ---
    Fine. Come see my next operation.
[17:10] ---
    A bit of skill isn't going to persuade me.
[17:13] ---
    Cut!
[17:14] ---
    Okay!
[17:15] ---
    - Azumaya, that was great!
    - Great job! It gave me chills!
[17:17] ---
    The truth is, I realized it.
[17:20] ---
    Ever since we first shared a scene,
[17:23] ---
    I thought, "This guy really is scary."
[17:28] ---
    Tired?
[17:30] ---
    Takato...
[17:32] ---
    An actor like you who's a drawn sword
    can take a big mental toll.
[17:36] ---
    I'm sure it's tough,
    but you have to get used to it.
[17:39] ---
    It gets a little easier as you become
    more experienced. Don't get worn out here.
[17:43] ---
    And that scene we did wasn't bad.
    I figure it's worth a compliment.
[17:49] ---
    Then...
[17:50] ---
    A-Azumaya?
[17:52] ---
    Would you let go of me?
[17:54] ---
    No way.
[17:55] ---
    - Where do you mean to take me?
    - Just right there.
[17:57] ---
    Hey, cut it out! Give me a break!
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[17:58] ---
    Azumaya is so playful.
[18:01] ---
    I won't do anything bad to you.
[18:02] ---
    That's so charming.
[18:02] ---
    You expect me to believe that?
[18:04] ---
    Hey, let go of me! Let go, I said!
[18:07] ---
    Manager! Manager! Mr. Sasaki!
[18:09] ---
    - At your service!
    - Help—
[18:10] ---
    Mr. Sasaki, I'll take Takato home today.
[18:14] ---
    Oh, really? Okay, thank you.
[18:17] ---
    Oh man, something mean
    has attached to Saijyo, huh?
[18:20] ---
    My condolences.
[18:23] ---
    Weren't you just exhausted a minute ago?
[18:26] ---
    Yes, half of me was.
[18:28] ---
    But the other half was getting hot for you and
    I had to hold back from throwing myself on you!
[18:38] ---
    I want you.
[18:42] ---
    I want you, Takato.
[18:44] ---
    I can't look away.
    He's drawing me towards him.

[18:47] ---
    Damn it. His gravitational pull
    is out of this world.

[18:57] ---
    I thought maybe this would be too soon,
    since you rejected me just the other day.
[19:04] ---
    But I can't make myself hold back
    when it comes to you, Takato.
[19:09] ---
    You saw me on that phone video, right?
[19:11] ---
    I was envious of you,
    so you should be angry with me.
[19:15] ---
    Really? When I think I got close enough
    to the person I idolized to say that to me...
[19:22] ---
    I was thrilled.
[19:24] ---
    I thought I could milk that video for a while.
[19:27] ---
    What am I, a cow?
[19:29] ---
    I mean, I don't quite understand... What?
[19:33] ---
    It just means that as much as I idolize you,
    Takato, I'm in love with you, too.
[19:40] ---
    Wait. Don't look at me like that.
    It's like you're confessing your love to me.
[19:45] ---
    But I really am confessing my love to you.
[19:50] ---
    Please, Takato.
[19:53] ---
    Just once.
[19:55] ---
    Please let me have sex with you.
[19:58] ---
    The "Man I Want To Be Hugged By", huh?
[20:01] ---
    Damn it. Women know
    what they're talking about.

[20:03] ---
    No, no, no, wait!
[20:05] ---
    Don't let him spellbind you! Think about this!
[20:07] ---
    A man with another man!
[20:09] ---
    That's just catnip for the media!
[20:11] ---
    Tell him there's no way we can do this!
[20:13] ---
    Please.
[20:16] ---
    It's okay, right?
[20:18] ---
    Please say yes.
[20:22] ---
    No, wait a second...
[20:24] ---
    I can't.
[20:38] ---
    I found a good spot.
[20:44] ---
    Who's the guy that said, "Just one more time?"
[20:47] ---
    Sorry! I just couldn't stop.
[20:49] ---
    You're a nefarious demon with an angelic face!
[20:52] ---
    Soul
[20:52] ---
    It's because I'm young, I'm sorry!
[20:54] ---
    Are you calling me an old man?
[20:56] ---
    No!
[20:57] ---
    Sheesh.
[20:59] ---
    The "Man I Want To Be Hugged By,"
    numbers one and two, sharing the same bed...
[21:03] ---
    It's so brilliantly pointless.
[21:05] ---
    It's okay! Takato, you're my number one
    "man I want to hug"!
[21:11] ---
    If you think that was cute,
    I'll put a deadly curse on you.
[21:14] ---
    I'll be back in first place next year.
[21:16] ---
    Just you wait.
[21:18] ---
    Then I'll aim to be your number one
    "man I want to be hugged by," Takato!
[21:22] ---
    With all my strength!
[21:25] ---
    Hmph, do what you want.
[21:28] ---
    I can do what I want?
[21:31] ---
    Yeah. If you can win the award for Best Actor.
[21:34] ---
    I will! I'll do my best!
[21:36] ---
    Incidentally,
    I intend to eat you alive, lead actor.
[21:40] ---
    Okay!
[21:41] ---
    Damn it! What is this angelic power of his?
[21:45] ---
    In the world of show business,
    it's eat or be eaten!

[21:47] ---
    Junta Azumaya!
[21:49] ---
    I swear I'll eat you next time!
[23:25] ---
    He's been oddly distant for the past few days.
[23:29] ---
    It's a common thing.
[23:31] ---
    It's that "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am."
[23:33] ---
    But after everything?
[23:35] ---
    Hug 2: "I guess he's already over me."

Season 1

2 - "I guess he's already over me."

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[00:02] ---
    Sorry. I have no intention
    of teaming up with you.
[00:06] ---
    Are you scared?
[00:08] ---
    What did you say?
SIGN    hug 2: "I guess he's already over me."
[00:09] ---
    I'm not scared.
[00:11] ---
    Dr. Sendo.
[00:13] ---
    If you and I teamed up,
    I know we could save that girl!
[00:18] ---
    This guy is Junta Azumaya.
[00:20] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[00:20] ---
    He stole the "Man I Want To Be Hugged By"
    number one position from me.

[00:24] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijyo
[00:24] ---
    And then, he did more than hug me.
[00:27] ---
    He's been following me around every day now.
[00:36] ---
    Takato!
[00:37] ---
    Why don't we take a break together?
[00:40] ---
    Aren't you a little too close, Azumaya?
[00:42] ---
    I want to get closer and closer to you!
[00:45] ---
    And I want you to back off, Azumaya.
[00:49] ---
    Oh, Azumaya is so playful!
[00:52] ---
    That's so charming.
[00:52] ---
    Hou-On Agency
    Kaori Mizuki
[00:52] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Kanoko Shiraishi
[00:54] ---
    Every single day...
[00:57] ---
    Good work today, Takato!
[01:03] ---
    So, shall we go home?
[01:07] ---
    Azumaya! Could you let go of me?
[01:10] ---
    Nope!
[01:11] ---
    Manager! Manager!
[01:13] ---
    Here I am!
[01:15] ---
    Mr. Sasaki, I'll take Takato home.
[01:18] ---
    Sure. Much obliged.
[01:18] ---
    Takato Saijyo's Manager
    Takumi Sasaki
[01:22] ---
    Mr. Sasaki! Help!
[01:26] ---
    Every single freaking day...
[01:56] ---
    Takato, have you memorized tomorrow's lines?
[02:00] ---
    Yeah.
[02:01] ---
    Then it's time for my meal.
[02:04] ---
    Mid-Afternoon Star
[02:05] ---
    I swear, it's every single day and night...
[02:11] ---
    Damn it!
[02:14] ---
    Azumaya is sticking to Saijyo
    like velcro again today.
[02:18] ---
    That's so cute. He's like an angel.
[02:21] ---
    What's so cute about it?
    Look closer at his eyes!

[02:25] ---
    Every day and night... You can at least
    restrain yourself, you horny angel!

[02:29] ---
    Takato is chewing. When I see him chewing,
    I want to chew on him! I want to do it!

[02:34] ---
    Listen, you can stare at me with your greedy eyes,
    but you can't eat me.
[02:39] ---
    It's easy for the actor with the most scenes
    to get physically drained.
[02:42] ---
    So you better eat your lunch, Azumaya.
[02:45] ---
    It's Junta.
[02:47] ---
    Please call me Junta, Takato.
[02:50] ---
    Just hurry up and eat. You'll run out of time.
[02:53] ---
    Right.
[02:54] ---
    Oh, but I can eat all of it.
[02:57] ---
    I could eat all of you, every single bit.
[03:00] ---
    Enough! It's not funny when you say it.
[03:03] ---
    Huh? Funny? But I wasn't saying a joke.
[03:07] ---
    Eat your lunch!
    Satisfy your appetite with that! You scare me!
[03:11] ---
    Okay!
[03:13] ---
    It's like this all the time now.
[03:16] ---
    Hey, Azumaya!
[03:17] ---
    Get off! Get off of me!
[03:22] ---
    Ugh... It's like you're in heat.
[03:26] ---
    Please call me Junta, Takato.
[03:29] ---
    Go to hell!
[03:30] ---
    Don't get cocky
    just because we sleep together!
[03:33] ---
    H-Hey!
[03:35] ---
    You're always so forceful...
[03:37] ---
    Sorry. But afterwards,
    you always give me consent, right?
[03:41] ---
    N-No!
[03:43] ---
    That's because my brain gets a little crazy.
[03:47] ---
    Then please let it get crazy again.
[03:50] ---
    Idiot! Knock it off!
[03:53] ---
    Every day, given half a chance,
    he swoops down and devours me.

[03:57] ---
    Nothing pisses me off more.
[04:00] ---
    But I'm being tamed by him
    and losing grip on myself.

[04:08] ---
    Good morning.
[04:09] ---
    Lighting for
    "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Kouki Honda
[04:09] ---
    - Morning!
    - Morning.
[04:10] ---
    Assistant Director
    of "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Hayato Isomori
[04:12] ---
    Good morning!
[04:13] ---
    Make-up and Hair for
    "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Maki Shimura
[04:13] ---
    Morning! Take care of me today, too, okay?
[04:16] ---
    Yes, no problem!
[04:18] ---
    Hey, how do you feel?
[04:18] ---
    Director of
    "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Tomio Torimachi
[04:20] ---
    Hey, there he is!
[04:20] ---
    Ohmoji Planning
    Yoichi Tadokoro
[04:21] ---
    Morning!
[04:23] ---
    Good morning to you all.
[04:25] ---
    Horny angel.
[04:27] ---
    Today I'll teach you that I'm not the kind of man
    who keeps getting eaten and then—

[04:35] ---
    Good morning, Takato.
[04:37] ---
    I look forward
    to working with you again today.
[04:41] ---
    Huh?
[04:44] ---
    What?
[06:18] ---
    Filming for the movie "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    is going smoothly.

[06:21] ---
    It's obvious that
    the actors and crew members are enthusiastic

[06:24] ---
    and we've actually filmed
    quality scenes for days in a row.

[06:28] ---
    It can also be because of
    all the crew members trusting each other,

[06:31] ---
    but then again,
    it's probably mainly thanks to him.

[06:35] ---
    I do understand. But how I am now...
[06:38] ---
    Everyone is enthralled by his performance
    that's getting better by the day.

[06:41] ---
    It's having a synergistic effect.
[06:44] ---
    Sometimes, even I...
[06:47] ---
    I'm the mighty Takato Saijyo.
[06:50] ---
    Me, a 20-year veteran,
    and this hack with three years of experience?

[06:53] ---
    Even if he gets the better of me in private,
    I won’t let him upstage me at work.

[06:58] ---
    I'll show him
    that he's not even in the same league.

[07:00] ---
    Ready? Action!
[07:04] ---
    Dr. Sendo.
[07:06] ---
    Dr. Sendo, do you really intend
    to abandon that patient?
[07:10] ---
    And?
[07:13] ---
    You don't even care?
[07:15] ---
    And you call yourself a doctor?
[07:17] ---
    I'm still a doctor.
[07:22] ---
    Cut! Okay!
[07:25] ---
    This is what happens
    when I make a serious effort.

[07:41] ---
    Good work, Takato.
[07:44] ---
    Well, ready to go home?
[07:45] ---
    Huh?
[07:48] ---
    Wait...
[07:50] ---
    Azumaya already left.
[07:52] ---
    He apologized for leaving first.
[07:55] ---
    He left?
[07:57] ---
    Yeah.
[07:58] ---
    Huh? You would've preferred
    a lift from Azumaya?
[08:02] ---
    No, no, what are you talking about?
[08:05] ---
    Come on, let's go.
[08:08] ---
    I'll pick you up tomorrow, too.
[08:10] ---
    Roger that.
[08:16] ---
    Well, let's go.
[08:19] ---
    He left? Without saying a word to me?
[08:25] ---
    Well, he's busy, appearing in this and that.
[08:28] ---
    The movie, magazine covers, the number one
    "Man I Want To Be Hugged By"...
[08:33] ---
    What do I care?
[08:35] ---
    After all, I'm sure he'll be back
    to bothering my every step tomorrow.
[08:43] ---
    Damn it. He got me used
    to eating delicious food every night.
[08:49] ---
    I'll give him a piece of my mind tomorrow.
[08:51] ---
    New Edition!
    Denim you wear
    and denim you put on
    Easy meals for men
    Attack stylishly
    with the strongest
    mini-bag!
    Model collection!
    Affordable coords SNAP
[08:59] ---
    Huh?
[09:04] ---
    Really?
[09:17] ---
    Azumaya.
[09:20] ---
    Uh, y-yes?
[09:25] ---
    About our next scene together,
[09:27] ---
    for me, it would be better
    if we play it understated instead of going—
[09:35] ---
    Hey, are you listening to me?
[09:37] ---
    Y-Yes, I'm listening!
[09:39] ---
    Then I'll review the script with that in mind!
[09:43] ---
    Okay.
[09:45] ---
    As I suspected, he's been
    oddly distant for the past few days.

[09:49] ---
    Even though until recently, every time
    he saw my face, he would pounce on me.

[09:55] ---
    What happened
    to his abnormal level of sexual thirst?

[09:59] ---
    Why has he suddenly calmed down like that?
[10:02] ---
    It's throwing me off.
[10:05] ---
    Saijyo, what do you think of Azumaya lately?
[10:07] ---
    Don't ask me! I don't know what his problem is!
[10:10] ---
    Huh? Are you in a bad mood?
[10:13] ---
    Director!
[10:15] ---
    Sorry!
[10:16] ---
    That's okay. Want some coffee?
[10:19] ---
    Thank you.
[10:21] ---
    He keeps getting better and better, right?
[10:24] ---
    I think he actually has a shot
    of winning the award for Best Actor.
[10:28] ---
    I don't know.
    If he got it so easily, I'd be worried.
[10:33] ---
    You're a harsh mentor.
[10:36] ---
    Azumaya, can I fix your hair?
[10:39] ---
    Oh, sure.
[10:44] ---
    He obviously avoided your gaze there.
[10:47] ---
    What, did you two have a spat?
[10:49] ---
    I haven't seen you guys
    palling around the last few days.
[10:53] ---
    I don't know. But it's a relief for me not having
    that big oaf follow me around like a puppy.
[11:00] ---
    Oh, is that so?
[11:02] ---
    You two together
    have been a hallmark of this shoot.
[11:05] ---
    The actresses always look forward to it.
[11:05] ---
    Your hair is so shiny, Azumaya.
[11:08] ---
    Really?
[11:09] ---
    What do you use on it?
[11:09] ---
    Could that be it?
[11:11] ---
    I don't really do anything special to it.
[11:13] ---
    Really? I'm envious!
[11:14] ---
    You guys in a rut?
[11:18] ---
    In a rut?
[11:20] ---
    Inner Mind Dictionary
    by Takato
[11:21] ---
    "In a rut" is a period in which two partners
    have grown tired of each other."

[11:25] ---
    (It's usually used to describe married couples.)
[11:29] ---
    Wait, we're not married!
[11:30] ---
    I don't even like him, or anything like that!
[11:34] ---
    Just kidding.
[11:35] ---
    At least get along with each other
    until we wrap.
[11:40] ---
    Huh? What's wrong, Saijyo?
[11:42] ---
    Saijyo? Hey?
[11:42] ---
    What? Has he really gotten tired of me?
[11:48] ---
    Certainly, fans who easily go crazy about a star
    are quick to lose interest.

[11:52] ---
    But still... Hey, but wait. No, no.
[11:55] ---
    I mean, he was so into me...
[11:58] ---
    Yeah. If you can win the award for Best Actor.
[12:01] ---
    I will! I'll do my best!
[12:05] ---
    After all that, he couldn't be sick of me.
[12:09] ---
    I mean, right?
[12:24] ---
    Takato!
[12:25] ---
    Hey, I've been waiting for you.
    Give me a ride home.
[12:28] ---
    What? S-Sure!
[12:30] ---
    Oh, wait...
[12:33] ---
    What about Mr. Sasaki?
[12:36] ---
    I had him go home.
[12:40] ---
    Today is a little...
[12:42] ---
    Um... Sorry.
[12:48] ---
    I'll serve you some tea.
[12:50] ---
    Come on, take me home.
[12:58] ---
    Tonight's horoscope. The worst one is...
[12:59] ---
    Are you busy lately?
[13:02] ---
    Yes, I suppose.
[13:04] ---
    But you must be busy, too.
[13:05] ---
    Aries!
[13:07] ---
    Yeah, I'm always busy.
[13:07] ---
    You'll be shocked when your crush
    gives you the cold shoulder!

[13:10] ---
    But I'm used to being busy, so I'm fine.
[13:11] ---
    But don't just be passive about it.
[13:13] ---
    Try taking the initiative
    and ask him how he feels about you.

[13:13] ---
    That's amazing.
[13:18] ---
    Your lucky item is honey.
[13:31] ---
    Hey, why won't you look at me?
[13:34] ---
    Um... I'm driving.
[13:37] ---
    It's a red light.
[13:39] ---
    Yes, but for safety's sake,
    I'd better keep my eyes on the road.
[13:45] ---
    There, see? The light changed.
[13:48] ---
    What terrible acting.
[13:50] ---
    He's obviously avoiding me.
[13:54] ---
    It happens a lot.
[13:57] ---
    You screw someone, get sick of them,
    and then dump them.

[14:05] ---
    Well, Takato...
[14:07] ---
    Come on.
[14:09] ---
    I'll serve you some tea.
[14:12] ---
    Give me a break!
[14:13] ---
    After you twisted me around your little finger...
[14:16] ---
    I'm going to have you pay for all this.
[14:29] ---
    This is your first time here, right?
[14:31] ---
    Oh, yes.
[14:33] ---
    - But...
    - Come in.
[14:37] ---
    Coffee? Or maybe alcohol?
[14:40] ---
    Um, Takato, I'm sorry.
    I really have to be going now.
[14:44] ---
    Why? After I let you in here.
[14:48] ---
    You're not going to do anything?
[14:54] ---
    You really have gotten tired of me, huh?
[14:58] ---
    I won't let you leave!
[15:02] ---
    Hey! Please stop that! We can't!
[15:05] ---
    We can't? That's adorable.
[15:09] ---
    After you had the run of my body.
[15:12] ---
    This is ridiculous.
[15:14] ---
    I was at this hack's mercy, lost my grip on myself,
    and now he's tired of me?

[15:19] ---
    After all that's happened?
[15:22] ---
    Ugh, damn it. I'm starting to cry.
[15:27] ---
    Takato!
[15:28] ---
    You made me your plaything
    and this is my revenge!

[15:31] ---
    This is our final...
[15:33] ---
    Takato!
[15:35] ---
    If this is the last time, you should at least
    let me have my way with you.
[15:41] ---
    Takato... I can't hold back anymore.
[15:46] ---
    I'm sorry!
[15:48] ---
    What, so suddenly...
[15:58] ---
    I'm sor...
[16:01] ---
    Wait, what the hell? Why are you choking?
    Hey, are you okay?
[16:05] ---
    I'm fine...
[16:08] ---
    Hey! Don't die!
[16:13] ---
    Thank you.
[16:15] ---
    So you have a cold.
[16:18] ---
    I've had it since last week.
[16:20] ---
    I've been taking strong medicine for it at work
    and have been getting by, but...
[16:24] ---
    So that's why you've been avoiding me.
[16:27] ---
    You're busier than I am,
    so I couldn't risk passing it on to you.
[16:32] ---
    It's difficult when I'm around you,
    because then I would never want to leave.
[16:37] ---
    I've been desperately holding back and trying
    to stay away from you until I got rid of this cold.
[16:41] ---
    When you invited me here today, I was thrilled,
    but I apologize if I end up giving you my cold.
[16:48] ---
    Oh, I don't care.
[16:50] ---
    Stop glowing! You're making me feel guilty!
[16:53] ---
    This is good.
    It makes me feel much better.
[16:57] ---
    There are grated radishes and honey in there.
[17:00] ---
    It's good for your throat,
    but if it's hard to drink, add some more.
[17:03] ---
    Thank you.
[17:07] ---
    Sorry.
[17:10] ---
    I thought maybe you were tired... of me...
[17:15] ---
    Takato.
[17:17] ---
    Does that mean you missed having me around?
[17:21] ---
    That means you like me, right?
[17:23] ---
    Oh, this makes me so happy.
[17:27] ---
    Don't get carried away.
[17:29] ---
    But of course I would. After all,
    this means you've entrusted yourself to me.
[17:36] ---
    That's cute.
[17:39] ---
    I can't take it any more.
[17:41] ---
    Can I have my way with you?
[17:44] ---
    If you can't take it,
    then don't ask me every single time.
[17:48] ---
    Takato.
[17:51] ---
    Please remember this.
[17:53] ---
    Even if you beg me with tears,
    I swear I'll never get tired of you.
[18:00] ---
    Sheesh. He's so confusing!
    If he has a cold, then say so!

[18:05] ---
    What, he didn't want me to get sick?
[18:08] ---
    Even though he's a horny angel...
[18:21] ---
    Takato, I have a favor to ask you.
[18:25] ---
    What?
[18:27] ---
    Please call me Junta.
[18:30] ---
    Is that what you want to ask
    right before doing the deed?
[18:34] ---
    Yes, please.
[18:36] ---
    Oh, should I pay you 1,000 yen?
[18:39] ---
    Are you mocking me?
[18:45] ---
    Takato.
[18:48] ---
    Call me Junta. Okay?
[18:51] ---
    Damn it!
[18:59] ---
    Chunta.
[19:00] ---
    I fumbled it.
[19:04] ---
    Um, Takato, my name isn't "Chunta," but Jun—
[19:07] ---
    I meant it like a nickname!
    It was on purpose!
[19:10] ---
    I wouldn't fumble a name!
[19:13] ---
    Damn it! You should be happy with "Chunta"!
[19:17] ---
    Okay.
[19:19] ---
    Takato, I'm going to win the award
    for Best Actor,
[19:22] ---
    and become your number one
    "Man I Want To Be Hugged By."
[19:26] ---
    Never mind number one.
    There isn't anyone else to compare to.
[19:32] ---
    I don't know anyone else this crazy.
[19:42] ---
    What? Isn't that a little too dangerous?
[19:45] ---
    It may be.
[19:48] ---
    But I'm not scared at all.
[19:51] ---
    Because I have him!
[19:54] ---
    Cut! Okay!
[19:56] ---
    Nice, Azumaya! You're on a roll!
[19:59] ---
    Thank you!
[20:03] ---
    Is something wrong, Mr. Saijyo?
[20:05] ---
    Oh, no.
[20:07] ---
    Just my lower back.
[20:08] ---
    Your lower back? Are you okay?
[20:10] ---
    It's not a problem. Once the camera rolls,
    I'll look sharp, so don't worry.
[20:14] ---
    Takato!
[20:16] ---
    Let's take a break together!
    Want to get coffee? Or hot chocolate?
[20:21] ---
    You seem to be in good shape,
    you indefatigable angel...
[20:24] ---
    Yes, I'm sure it's because of
    your honey, Takato. We should have it again!
[20:29] ---
    Talking like I'm some herbal remedy!
[20:32] ---
    Thanks to you, my lower back
    feels like it's going to snap!
[20:35] ---
    Take responsibility, you jerk!
[20:37] ---
    Responsibility? Is that a proposal?
[20:40] ---
    Don't get carried away!
    Get the cobwebs out of your head!
[20:43] ---
    Of course I'd get carried away! You're the one
    who let me carry you, Takato.
[20:49] ---
    Want me to give you a ride home again today?
    Or should we just live together?
[20:53] ---
    Let go of me!
[20:54] ---
    Jeez! If you're going to get carried away,
    do it after winning the Best Actor award!
[20:58] ---
    If I win, we can live together?
    I'll do my best!
[21:02] ---
    You guys are so close.
[21:04] ---
    That's so cute!
[21:05] ---
    I see the usual scenery has returned.
[21:07] ---
    Takato!
[21:09] ---
    Don't follow me!
[22:43] ---
    You... You really screwed me over!
[22:47] ---
    Also, quit abducting me every day after a shoot!
    My body can't hold up.
[22:51] ---
    But once we finish this location,
    we can’t go home together anymore.
[22:59] ---
    I'm only going to say it once.
[23:01] ---
    090-93...
[23:03] ---
    My phone number.
    If you have free time, we can meet up.
[23:07] ---
    Takato.
[23:09] ---
    But I already have
    your number saved in my phone.
[23:13] ---
    What's that? Why?
[23:14] ---
    I didn't tell you, did I? So how?
[23:19] ---
    Th-That's scary! How!
[23:22] ---
    I'm scared! I'm scared!
[23:25] ---
    Sheesh. What the hell.
[23:28] ---
    Wait, wait. Don't be rash!
[23:31] ---
    Where does he think we are?
[23:34] ---
    Chunta, come on.
[23:37] ---
    hug 3: "Molesting. Just don't do it."

Season 1

3 - Molesting. Just don't do it.

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SIGN    hug 3 "Molesting. Just don't do it."
[00:02] ---
    "Her ailment is unknown.
[00:05] ---
    The symptoms are wide-ranging,
    from peripheral joint inflammation
[00:05] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[00:09] ---
    Mid-Afternoon Star
[00:09] ---
    to pyoderma gangrenosum
    to a malignant tumor in the digestive tract."
[00:13] ---
    The lines with medical jargon
    are pretty difficult this time around.

[00:16] ---
    And when they're long lines like this...
[00:19] ---
    I'm glad I turned down the invite
    to go drinking tonight after all.

[00:22] ---
    All right! We'll drink at the yakitori restaurant
    over there until they run out of booze!
[00:26] ---
    Yeah!
[00:29] ---
    I wanted to go drinking, too.
    Maybe I'll pour myself one when I get home.

[00:33] ---
    I should have two bottles left in the fridge.
[00:37] ---
    Someone else got in...
[00:42] ---
    That day I realized...
[00:43] ---
    I realized the humiliation...
[00:46] ---
    of being gorged on by him.
[00:51] ---
    And the terror of being harassed by him.
[02:27] ---
    Good work today, Takato.
[02:30] ---
    Chun... ta?
[02:32] ---
    Can I sit next to you?
[02:32] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[02:34] ---
    How's the temperature in here?
    Want me to kick it up?
[02:38] ---
    No, too dry wouldn't be good either.
[02:41] ---
    I'll just borrow a blanket.
[02:43] ---
    Am I half-asleep?
[02:44] ---
    For a second there,
    I thought I saw a starving beast.

[02:48] ---
    Well, here we go.
[02:50] ---
    I'm closing this curtain, so get some rest.
[02:53] ---
    All right, thank you.
[03:02] ---
    Here you go, Takato.
[03:04] ---
    Oh, that was thoughtful of you.
[03:06] ---
    Yes. Better to be safe than sorry, I thought.
[03:10] ---
    Yeah.
[03:11] ---
    It wouldn't do to catch a cold during the shoot.
[03:15] ---
    What about you?
[03:17] ---
    For now, I'm fine, as long as you have one.
[03:21] ---
    Oh. Okay.
[03:23] ---
    It feels like this conversation
    isn't going anywhere. Or more like...

[03:28] ---
    He's close!
[03:30] ---
    You were invited
    to go out drinking tonight too, weren't you?
[03:34] ---
    You turned it down?
[03:37] ---
    I heard you weren't going, so...
[03:40] ---
    Ugh, it's annoying when he gets clingy.
[03:43] ---
    In this business, it's important to be social.
[03:46] ---
    Although it does depend on the members...
[03:48] ---
    Right, but I thought if I got on the bus now,
    it would just be the two of us.
[03:54] ---
    So I gave in to temptation.
[03:57] ---
    Sheesh. What's with this guy?
[04:01] ---
    I-It's not just the two of us.
    Mr. Isomori is up front driving.
[04:04] ---
    Move over a bit.
[04:06] ---
    - You're too close!
    - It's the two of us.
[04:09] ---
    Just you and me in the back seat. All alone.
[04:12] ---
    I said you're too close...
[04:18] ---
    H-Hey, what are you...
[04:21] ---
    If he opens that curtain, he'll see us.
[04:23] ---
    Chunta, don't tell me you're... Hey...
[04:29] ---
    If you're just a little quiet,
    we won't have any trouble.
[04:32] ---
    Wait, wait. Don't be reckless.
[04:36] ---
    We can't do this here.
[04:38] ---
    Molesting. Just don't do it!
[04:45] ---
    Takato, move your hand.
    And don't close your legs. I can't touch you.
[04:50] ---
    Don't touch me.
[04:52] ---
    I want to touch you.
[04:54] ---
    Don't touch me, pervert.
[04:58] ---
    Then I'll start here.
[05:02] ---
    Where does he think we are?
[05:07] ---
    Oh, you're loosening up.
[05:10] ---
    This is a location bus!
[05:12] ---
    Now do you like it?
[05:16] ---
    Who could... like that?
[05:20] ---
    Go to hell, you perv.
[05:26] ---
    Awe, man.
[05:28] ---
    We're in a traffic jam.
    That's unusual at this late hour.
[05:34] ---
    Traffic jam?
[05:36] ---
    Saijo, Azumaya...
[05:39] ---
    Hey, the curtain!
[05:41] ---
    Looks like the traffic
    is because of some accident.
[05:49] ---
    The curtain!
[05:53] ---
    Saijo is fast asleep?
[05:55] ---
    Yes.
[05:59] ---
    Hurry up. Hurry up, and close...
[06:02] ---
    If it's going to take a while longer,
    I'll probably take a nap, too.
[06:06] ---
    Good idea. I'll wake you up when we get there.
[06:09] ---
    Thank you.
[06:20] ---
    Takato...
[06:22] ---
    Chunta, stop it already.
[06:27] ---
    Are you sure you want me to stop?
[06:34] ---
    Did you see that show
    with Takato Saijo last night?
[06:36] ---
    Yeah, I saw it! He's so dreamy!
[06:43] ---
    Takato, are you feeling good...
[06:54] ---
    Mr. Isomori.
[06:55] ---
    Yes?
[06:56] ---
    Could you just go straight to my place?
[07:00] ---
    The two of us have decided
    to run lines tonight.
[07:06] ---
    Takato, um...
[07:08] ---
    Can I carry you to the bathtub?
[07:14] ---
    Yes, go ahead.
[07:16] ---
    You can hit me as much as you like.
[07:20] ---
    Sorry.
[07:21] ---
    Don't apologize!
[07:22] ---
    If you're going to apologize, wait until after
    I'm done expressing my anger at you!
[07:26] ---
    You sneaky bastard!
[07:28] ---
    Sorry.
[07:30] ---
    When I thought how the shoot is almost over,
    I couldn't help but get greedy.
[07:35] ---
    Over?
[07:39] ---
    I see.
[07:40] ---
    We don't have that many scenes left to shoot.
[07:46] ---
    Cut! Okay, that'll do!
[07:48] ---
    Good work.
[07:49] ---
    I was so nervous!
[07:52] ---
    Azumaya and Saijo,
    you guys were perfect, too!
[07:55] ---
    Is it because of the rehearsing
    you did last night?
[07:55] ---
    Assistant Director
    of "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Hayato Isomori
[07:56] ---
    That's right!
[07:58] ---
    I've been blessed with a fabulous cast,
    and I couldn't be happier.
[08:00] ---
    Director of
    "Mid-Afternoon Star"
    Tomio Torimachi
[08:02] ---
    Next time I'll make it
    a quieter kind of drinking, so join us, okay?
[08:06] ---
    Yes, of course.
[08:09] ---
    But I had Takato with me last night.
[08:13] ---
    Huh? A water bottle flew through the air.
[08:17] ---
    Sorry. It slipped out of my hands.
[08:19] ---
    Are you okay, Azumaya?
[08:22] ---
    Takato! I'm perfectly fine.
[08:25] ---
    No, there's definitely
    something wrong with your head.
[08:29] ---
    I'd better operate on it right away!
[08:29] ---
    - He's an angel again today.
    - Those two keep getting closer and closer.
[08:30] ---
    Hou-On Agency
    Kaori Mizuki
[08:30] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Kanoko Shiraishi
[08:31] ---
    - Come with me, you insatiable, perverted angel!
    - O-Okay!
[08:33] ---
    Close, huh?
[08:35] ---
    Saijo's got it rough.
[08:38] ---
    Takato, Azumaya, sorry to interrupt your fun.
[08:41] ---
    This isn't fun at all!
[08:43] ---
    Takato Saijo's Manager
    Takumi Sasaki
[08:43] ---
    Can I ask you two to do an interview?
    People from the media are here.
[08:47] ---
    - Sure!
    - Yes!
[08:49] ---
    There's more to an actor's job
    than just performing.

[08:52] ---
    Mid-Afternoon Star
[08:53] ---
    During the shooting period, there are
    interviews for newspapers and magazines...

[08:56] ---
    appearances on TV shows,
    TV commercial shoots.

[08:59] ---
    These are all duties assigned to the main cast.
[09:02] ---
    It's important work that you must do
    to promote the movie as much as possible.

[09:06] ---
    Mr. Saijo, what did you think
    when your co-star, Mr. Azumaya,
[09:10] ---
    stole your number one spot
    for "Sexiest Man of the Year,"
[09:12] ---
    a position you held for five years in a row?
[09:15] ---
    It seems Azumaya
    really is a rising star these days.
[09:18] ---
    It's too bad you lost your number one position.
[09:21] ---
    Did you say anything about it to Mr. Azumaya?
[09:25] ---
    Why do you think you fell to second place
    of "Sexiest Man of the Year"?
[09:29] ---
    Do you have any regrets?
[09:31] ---
    What do you think you have to do
    to regain first place?
[09:33] ---
    A few words to your fans?
[09:34] ---
    Takato Saijo
[09:35] ---
    One's as bad as the next! This is unbelievable!
[09:38] ---
    It was supposed to be an interview for the movie,
    so ask me movie-related questions!
[09:42] ---
    You can't blame them.
[09:43] ---
    The "Sexiest Man of the Year" and runner-up
[09:45] ---
    are co-starring in "Mid-Afternoon Star,"
    so it's a hot topic.
[09:48] ---
    People are curious.
[09:51] ---
    It's fine with me.
[09:53] ---
    If its gets butts in seats to watch the movie,
    then it was worth it.
[09:57] ---
    Nice interview, Takato.
[09:59] ---
    Have a hot chocolate.
[10:01] ---
    Gimme!
[10:04] ---
    Thank you. Especially when
    you also must be tired, Azumaya.
[10:07] ---
    No, not at all.
    I always enjoy spending time with Takato.
[10:11] ---
    - Really?
    - Yes!
[10:13] ---
    We've got three interviews tomorrow.
[10:15] ---
    Oh, that's right. And the magazine aniani
    wants to get a conversation between you two.
[10:20] ---
    - Aniani?
    - Conversation?
[10:24] ---
    Aniani is the magazine that publishes
    the "Sexiest" rankings.

[10:28] ---
    There's no doubt they'll get us to talk about that.
[10:29] ---
    Number One Junta Azumaya
[10:33] ---
    It seems they want to do a special feature
    to coincide with the opening of the movie.
[10:37] ---
    Of course, along with the conversation,
    they want to get a lot of photos.
[10:41] ---
    I know it'll be hard on you
    when you're already busy shooting, but...
[10:44] ---
    It'll be good publicity for the movie, right?
[10:47] ---
    Naturally.
    They'd like the two of you on the cover.
[10:52] ---
    I'd be happy to do it.
[10:55] ---
    If it means working with Takato,
    I'd jump at the chance.
[11:00] ---
    We're only going to be working together
    for a little longer.

[11:06] ---
    Wonderful, wonderful!
    Takato and Azumaya, both of you!
[11:12] ---
    Hey, aren't you too close?
[11:14] ---
    But look...
[11:16] ---
    - They're up against each other!
    - Women seem to like this kind of thing.
[11:19] ---
    Quiet!
[11:21] ---
    I want to change it around.
[11:21] ---
    Cameraman
    Julio Mitsudani
[11:23] ---
    Takato, Azumaya, would you move around
    while smoking a cigarette?
[11:28] ---
    Sure.
[11:30] ---
    Um...
[11:33] ---
    Yes?
[11:34] ---
    Nothing.
[11:36] ---
    Don't say anything.
[11:37] ---
    But you don't like smoking, right?
[11:40] ---
    Photographers are trying to get
    the best photos they can.
[11:45] ---
    You do whatever it is they tell you to do.
    That's what a professional does.
[11:49] ---
    But...
[11:51] ---
    You're a professional too, aren't you?
[12:03] ---
    I'm not doing this for your sake.
[12:05] ---
    It's for the fans.
[12:20] ---
    I was watching the photo shoot
    for you two earlier
[12:23] ---
    and was struck by how close you two are.
[12:26] ---
    Yes, we are close!
[12:27] ---
    Normally so.
[12:29] ---
    First off, what did you think when you were
    chosen as the "Sexiest Man of the Year"?
[12:33] ---
    I knew it.
[12:35] ---
    I think that as a man, it's been an honor
    to be chosen by women every time.
[12:42] ---
    Azumaya, I believe this is your first time
    to be voted number one, so what did you think?
[12:46] ---
    I was a little surprised, but overjoyed.
[12:48] ---
    Well, I knew I couldn't stay
    in first place forever.
[12:53] ---
    It seemed to be a good time
    for a "changing of the guard."
[12:55] ---
    Congratulations for taking first place, Azumaya.
[12:59] ---
    Yes, thank you.
[13:01] ---
    That's amazing, Mr. Saijo.
[13:02] ---
    It's so befitting for someone who was voted
    number one five years in a row.
[13:05] ---
    It's so beautiful that it's dazzling.
[13:07] ---
    That's right. You're dealing with
    the superstar actor, Takato Saijo.

[13:12] ---
    I haven't been in this business
    for 20 years for nothing.

[13:14] ---
    I'll get through this conversation
    in the coolest manner ever.

[13:18] ---
    Have you two ever been madly in love
    with someone?
[13:23] ---
    There are many charming women
    all around me,
[13:27] ---
    but unfortunately, I'm just so busy.
[13:29] ---
    Right now, work is my mistress.
[13:31] ---
    That makes sense.
[13:32] ---
    Being devoted to your career
    is very like you, Mr. Saijo.
[13:36] ---
    Mr. Azumaya, how about—
[13:37] ---
    I have.
[13:39] ---
    Hey, what are you talking about?
[13:41] ---
    What do you intend to confess?
[13:43] ---
    Um, who is it?!
[13:45] ---
    My idol, the person I look up to.
[13:48] ---
    When I met this person,
    my heart beat wildly for the first time.
[13:52] ---
    The color of the world changed, and I
    became hooked, as you do when you're in love.
[13:58] ---
    That person is my everything.
[14:03] ---
    Of course I'm thrilled
    that a great many women are fans
[14:06] ---
    and think I'm the "Sexiest Man of the Year,"
[14:09] ---
    but more than anything,
    I want to become that person's "Sexiest Man".
[14:18] ---
    "My everything," come on now!
    That's an exaggeration.

[14:23] ---
    And that's a wrap for "Mid-afternoon Star"!
[14:29] ---
    Once filming of the movie is finished,
    the actor's work is done.

[14:33] ---
    My days of being intimidated by him
    are over, too.

[14:37] ---
    Takato Saijo
[14:39] ---
    Now I'll regain a peaceful life.
[14:43] ---
    Takato!
[14:45] ---
    What's up? It's open.
[14:51] ---
    Takato, thank you!
[14:54] ---
    Wh-Why are you thanking me?
[14:56] ---
    I've had so much fun being with you.
[14:59] ---
    But that's not all.
[15:01] ---
    Thanks to you, I feel like
    I've really grown as an actor.
[15:06] ---
    My idol was, is, and shall always be Takato Saijo.
[15:13] ---
    Don't be satisfied with this.
[15:16] ---
    You've been an actor for three years.
    You're still wet behind the ears.
[15:19] ---
    Right.
[15:20] ---
    Actors don't have a goal.
    Each project you take on is a challenge.
[15:23] ---
    Right!
[15:24] ---
    And...
[15:28] ---
    I wouldn't mind it
    if you called me once in a while.
[15:32] ---
    Right!
[15:34] ---
    But I'll come see you every day.
[15:39] ---
    How?
[15:40] ---
    By car.
[15:45] ---
    Please let me pick you up after work.
[15:47] ---
    Wait a second!
[15:48] ---
    When you sounded sad because the shoot
    was almost over, what was that?
[15:52] ---
    I was sad about not being able
    to touch you while at work anymore.
[15:56] ---
    But I'll make up for it
    by touching you a lot outside of work.
[16:01] ---
    Hey, where are you touching me?
[16:03] ---
    Sorry.
[16:05] ---
    Here, 1,000 yen.
[16:06] ---
    Th-That's enough, you horny angel!
[16:12] ---
    Apparently my days of being harassed
    are going to continue for a while.

[16:16] ---
    Mid-Afternoon Star
    Staff and Cast Screening
[16:24] ---
    Not a bad performance.
[16:26] ---
    Even my fellow actors and crew members
    are riveted to the screen.

[16:31] ---
    That magnetism...
[16:43] ---
    The man who stole the first place ranking
    of "Sexiest Man of the Year"

[16:47] ---
    from me, Takato Saijo, a superstar actor
    with 20 years of experience...

[16:52] ---
    He looks harmless,
    but is actually a bloodthirsty carnivore.

[16:57] ---
    He's been harassing me on a daily basis.
[17:01] ---
    But...
[17:08] ---
    I'm glad we had the chance to work together.
[18:53] ---
    And now I'll announce the results.
[18:56] ---
    The award for Best Actor in a Leading Role...
[19:00] ---
    goes to Junta Azumaya, for "Mid-Afternoon Star"!
[19:14] ---
    Congratulations.
[19:16] ---
    Yes, thank you!
[19:25] ---
    Well, I'm happy for you.
[19:27] ---
    Thank you!
[19:29] ---
    Are you sure we can drink such a nice bottle?
[19:31] ---
    Snacks are in the fridge.
    Take them out as you like.
[19:34] ---
    Right.
[19:37] ---
    Takato.
[19:39] ---
    What about the cake you bought?
    Wand me to cut it?
[19:42] ---
    No, give it to me like that.
[19:44] ---
    Just get me a fork.
[19:46] ---
    Okay!
[19:47] ---
    The director told me before.
[19:50] ---
    He said when you're in a bad mood,
    you eat a whole cake by yourself.
[19:54] ---
    You got a problem with that?
[19:55] ---
    No.
[19:58] ---
    Saijo!
[20:01] ---
    If it hadn't been for that old man,
[20:03] ---
    I would've won the award
    for Best Actor in a Supporting Role!
[20:07] ---
    And now I'll announce the results.
[20:09] ---
    The award for Best Actor
    in a Supporting Role goes to...
[20:12] ---
    Come to me!
[20:14] ---
    Kozaburo Nakata!
[20:18] ---
    Office Yen
    Kozaburo Nakata
[20:21] ---
    Congratulations, Mr. Nakata.
[20:24] ---
    Well, thanks. I'm sorry that an old man
    like me stole it from you, Saijo.
[20:30] ---
    To be honest, I wish I could
    give it to a promising young actor like yourself.
[20:36] ---
    Not at all!
[20:38] ---
    I still have a lot to learn by watching you, sir.
[20:43] ---
    Really?
[20:44] ---
    Then I guess I'll hold on to this
    without any reservations.
[20:48] ---
    Challenge me again anytime, Saijo.
[20:52] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[20:54] ---
    Damn it! Did you see that?
[20:56] ---
    The triumphant look on the old man's face!
[20:58] ---
    Hurry up, and retire!
[20:59] ---
    The elderly shouldn't be working that hard!
[21:02] ---
    But, Takato, you watch almost
    all of Mr. Nakata's performances, don't you?
[21:06] ---
    Yes! That old man is brilliant!
[21:11] ---
    Well, I didn't think he'd be brushed aside
    and I'd just get the award.
[21:15] ---
    For our movie, we got Best Director
    and you got Best Actor in a Leading Role.
[21:20] ---
    I wanted to make it a trifecta
    by winning Best Supporting Actor.
[21:27] ---
    What? You want some, too?
[21:30] ---
    - Oh, no.
    - All right, fine.
[21:39] ---
    T-Takato.
[21:42] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:43] ---
    Here, eat it yourself, dummy!
[21:45] ---
    Put your wings away!
[21:46] ---
    I'm the dummy! Acting as if we're a couple!
[21:50] ---
    Thank you.
[21:52] ---
    But if I'm going to eat, I'd rather have this.
[21:56] ---
    H-Hey!
[21:58] ---
    Th-This?!
[22:00] ---
    - I'm not food.
    - To me, you're the finest feast.
[22:04] ---
    Open your mouth, Takato.
[22:09] ---
    Sweet.
[22:14] ---
    Takato, I won the award for Best Actor.
[22:19] ---
    When you told me "congratulations"
    onstage at the awards,
[22:23] ---
    I was so happy that I almost lost control
    and ravished you.
[22:28] ---
    I won't do that, though,
    because I want to stand with you again.
[22:36] ---
    So, have I become your "Sexiest Man"?
[22:43] ---
    Cut it out.
[22:46] ---
    Not on the sofa.
[22:49] ---
    On a day like this...
[22:52] ---
    You're right.
[22:53] ---
    I'll take my time with you on the bed.
[23:05] ---
    I'll never tell him that I want to have sex.
[23:12] ---
    I'll never say that, but just for today...
[23:22] ---
    ...I'll celebrate his award.
[23:25] ---
    Takato, just once.
[23:27] ---
    "Teacher," okay? Just once.
[23:31] ---
    Takato.
[23:32] ---
    Okay, once.
[23:33] ---
    Teacher...
[23:36] ---
    Shall we continue?
[23:37] ---
    hug 4 "I've been framed..."

Season 1

4 - I've been framed...

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[00:06] ---
    Would you like a mature flavor
    that is bitter and robust?
[00:11] ---
    Or a gently-embracing sweet flavor?
[00:15] ---
    Both?
[00:17] ---
    Delicious!
[00:21] ---
    Well then, for the greedy type,
    I'll make a special exception.
[00:26] ---
    A mild flavor
    with freshly-ground coffee and fresh milk.
[00:35] ---
    Creamy cafe au lait.
[00:37] ---
    Cut!
[00:39] ---
    After the movie-related work was finished up,
    I returned to my everyday life.

[00:44] ---
    MR. SAIJO
[00:47] ---
    SASAKI
    SASAKI
    SASAKI
    SASAKI (MISSED CALL)
    SASAKI
[00:51] ---
    Good work today, Takato!
[00:54] ---
    Azumaya hasn't picked you up in a while, huh?
[00:59] ---
    Well, he did win the award for Best Actor.
[01:02] ---
    He's probably deluged with work right now.
[01:05] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[01:06] ---
    He's already set for next fall's drama.
[01:09] ---
    Oh it's this one,
    with Yurie Kurokawa as the main role.
[01:12] ---
    Huh.
[01:13] ---
    He's playing opposite a
    major actress like that.
[01:16] ---
    They really have
    great expectations for Azumaya.
[01:21] ---
    You must be lonely
    not getting to hang out with him, Takato.
[01:25] ---
    Ridiculous.
[01:26] ---
    I'm relieved to finally
    get my peaceful life back.
[03:03] ---
    hug 4 "I've been framed..."
[03:06] ---
    If you win the Best Actor award,
    you become busy.

[03:10] ---
    That's only natural.
[03:12] ---
    And yet, he...
[03:14] ---
    But I'll come see you every day.
[03:16] ---
    "Come see me every day," what a liar!
[03:20] ---
    Forget coming to see me!
    He doesn't even call!

[03:27] ---
    I'll just stop by a cake shop on the way—
[03:29] ---
    Good work, Takato.
[03:32] ---
    Good... work.
[03:34] ---
    Wha... Ch-Ch-Ch-Chunta?!
[03:37] ---
    Hey, what the hell?
    Cut it out! Don't push me in here!
[03:40] ---
    Please get in. I'll pay you 1,000 yen later.
[03:43] ---
    Look, I'm not the kind of guy
    who's fixated on 1,000 yen!
[03:49] ---
    Bastard. I haven't seen you in a while,
    and here you are, kidnapping—
[03:54] ---
    Please put your seatbelt on.
[03:57] ---
    And here.
[03:59] ---
    Oh.
[04:06] ---
    Is he angry about something?
[04:14] ---
    Are you supposed to chew those up like that?
[04:27] ---
    Hey.
[04:28] ---
    Yes?
[04:29] ---
    My apartment is the other way.
    Where are we going?
[04:35] ---
    A place I want to go with you.
[04:38] ---
    A place he wants to go?
[04:40] ---
    But this is just a factory area.
[04:47] ---
    Listen, Chunta...
[04:49] ---
    I have to work tomorrow, too.
[04:51] ---
    I know.
[04:52] ---
    So...
[04:55] ---
    So...
[04:56] ---
    I want to...
[04:58] ---
    go home.
[04:59] ---
    Sorry. I'm not taking you home.
[05:02] ---
    What's he going to do to me
    at a factory at night?

[05:14] ---
    Damn it.
[05:16] ---
    Well, it's not all damned.
[05:19] ---
    Let's just talk it out, Chunta.
[05:21] ---
    - What are you mad—
    - I can't take it anymore.
[05:26] ---
    I... can't hold back.
[05:30] ---
    I know your schedule, Takato.
[05:34] ---
    I know how busy you are.
[05:36] ---
    That's why I've been holding back
    despite wanting to see you so badly.
[05:40] ---
    I'm sorry. I've reached my limit.
[05:42] ---
    I want to touch you, and kiss you, Takato.
    I want to make love to you right now.
[05:47] ---
    Let me make love to you.
[05:48] ---
    You want to... make love?
[05:52] ---
    Holding back.
[05:54] ---
    That's what you meant?
[06:00] ---
    Don't dodge it, idiot!
[06:02] ---
    Sorry.
[06:04] ---
    Damn it!
[06:05] ---
    Don't scare me!
[06:06] ---
    I was... I was nervous
    that you were mad about something.
[06:10] ---
    Even though I was the angry one.
[06:13] ---
    Did I do something?
[06:15] ---
    Yes, you did!
[06:16] ---
    You don't come to see me,
    don't call or text. Go to tell!
[06:20] ---
    But I was holding back.
[06:22] ---
    For someone who's forever in heat like you,
    holding back is actually scary!
[06:27] ---
    After being constantly in my hair,
    don't suddenly vanish!
[06:33] ---
    Takato...
[06:34] ---
    When you say something cute like that,
    I won't be able to hold back at all.
[06:39] ---
    You're okay with that?
[06:43] ---
    Are you asking? Then I'll say...
[06:46] ---
    "No way."
[06:48] ---
    In the end, it's always like this.
[06:51] ---
    Because of him, my mind and body are steadily
    going crazy, and I throw caution to the wind.

[06:57] ---
    Takato, I really like you.
[07:00] ---
    I cherish you. What about you?
[07:12] ---
    "I really like you, too."
[07:14] ---
    I feel as if I'd say that.
[07:18] ---
    Oh, this is amazing.
[07:21] ---
    I really like it. This scenery.
[07:24] ---
    I'm glad.
[07:25] ---
    I love the view of the factories from here.
[07:29] ---
    Unlike the city's illumination,
    these cold lights make me feel refreshed.
[07:34] ---
    I come here once in a while
    when I want to cool my head.
[07:40] ---
    I figured I would devour you greedily
    when I saw you tonight,
[07:46] ---
    but thought if we came here,
    maybe we could spend time together quietly.
[07:50] ---
    In the end, I ingested a large quantity
    of black mints to distract myself,
[07:53] ---
    because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold back
    until we got here.
[07:58] ---
    So that's what you were doing.
[08:00] ---
    It was like from a horror movie!
[08:02] ---
    Horror movie?
[08:03] ---
    Sheesh. How much were you holding back?
[08:07] ---
    I can't begin to tell you.
[08:10] ---
    When it's regarding you,
    no matter how much I try to hold back, I just can't.
[08:14] ---
    I want to be like this forever
    and want you more and more.
[08:21] ---
    In that case, from now on,
    come and see me sometimes.
[08:26] ---
    You don't mind?
[08:27] ---
    It won't annoy you?
[08:29] ---
    It can't be helped, right?
[08:31] ---
    My body won't be able to handle
    your built-up explosions like this.
[08:36] ---
    Takato!
[08:37] ---
    Hey! What?! Cut it out!
[08:47] ---
    Takato...
[08:49] ---
    Seriously, why don't we live together?
[08:56] ---
    Don't try to make me say it
    in the heat of the moment!
[08:59] ---
    I thought I could sneak that in.
[09:01] ---
    I'm not that easy!
[09:03] ---
    How many 1,000-yen bills would it take?
[09:05] ---
    Enough with that!
[09:10] ---
    Despite myself,
    I'm spending the night at his place again.

[09:13] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[09:16] ---
    I have my own mug cup now.
[09:19] ---
    My own lounging-around clothes.
[09:21] ---
    The way it's turned out,
    I even have a reserve toothbrush here.

[09:25] ---
    Takato...
[09:27] ---
    Seriously, why don't we live together?
[09:29] ---
    I don't know how serious he was,
[09:32] ---
    but don't think I can
    get swept off my feet that easily.

[09:36] ---
    Takato.
[09:38] ---
    Is that the script for your next play?
[09:38] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[09:40] ---
    Just like yesterday,
    he's shining brightly today, too.

[09:43] ---
    Yeah. But how'd you know I was doing a play?
[09:47] ---
    I didn't tell you.
[09:50] ---
    Will you just be working
    on that fall drama for a while?
[09:53] ---
    Yes.
[09:54] ---
    In the middle of the series,
    there are a lot of countryside location shoots
[09:57] ---
    so I can't kidnap...
[09:59] ---
    I mean, spend time with you.
[10:01] ---
    Hey, what were you about to say?
[10:04] ---
    Don't give me, "Eh?"
[10:06] ---
    I swear, every single time, you have to stop.
[10:10] ---
    DIARY EXCHANGE
[10:11] ---
    Is that...
[10:12] ---
    Oh, right. It's one of the
    movies that you're in.
[10:16] ---
    That's the only one I couldn't see,
    because I'm bad with horror movies.
[10:20] ---
    This brings back memories.
[10:22] ---
    I was 16 or 17, still in high school.
[10:26] ---
    About ten years before you met me, huh?
[10:29] ---
    That means you
    wouldn't know about me back then.
[10:34] ---
    I feel a little sad when I think about
    a time period where you didn't know me.
[10:40] ---
    There's no point in even thinking about that.
[10:44] ---
    - I guess you're right.
    - Of course I am!
[10:46] ---
    Don't feel down over every silly thing
    that you come across.
[10:50] ---
    I know...
[10:52] ---
    but I'd like to meet
    the high school version of you.
[10:59] ---
    Yeah, well, that's impossible.
[11:03] ---
    At this time, I had a bad feeling.
[11:07] ---
    Done for the day, Takato?
[11:10] ---
    And Azumaya, thank you
    for coming to pick him up.
[11:14] ---
    I'll leave him in your hands.
[11:15] ---
    - Great!
    - Mr. Sasaki!
[11:17] ---
    Mr. Sasaki!
[11:20] ---
    Why does it happen like this every time?
[11:23] ---
    Junta!
[11:25] ---
    Oh, Narumiya.
[11:27] ---
    Hi! Did you have a gig in this studio today?
[11:29] ---
    Galaxy Agency
    Ryo Narumiya
[11:32] ---
    Takato Saijo!
[11:36] ---
    Nice to meet you! I'm Ryo Narumiya!
[11:39] ---
    Right now I'm working with Junta
    on a drama called "Witch's Drip."
[11:45] ---
    Junta must have already told you.
[11:48] ---
    Awesome! Takato in the flesh! You're so cool!
[11:52] ---
    I watch all of your movies
    and TV dramas, Mr. Saijo!
[11:56] ---
    You've got more than just looks.
[11:57] ---
    I predict he'll be good-looking
    once he matures,

[11:57] ---
    You're really amazing and so handsome!
    And your acting is incredible!
[12:00] ---
    but I don't have to worry about him
    as a rival for a while.

[12:03] ---
    And also, you are just so totally cool!
[12:03] ---
    In the first place, he doesn't seem to be
    that kind of crafty type.

[12:10] ---
    It's flattering to be thought of that way
    by a young person.
[12:14] ---
    I hope we can work together sometime.
[12:16] ---
    Me, too! Thank you!
[12:18] ---
    Your uniform is Shusen Academy, right?
    That brings back memories.
[12:22] ---
    Mr. Saijo, you're an alum, right?
    You're famous there!
[12:26] ---
    Ryo, we need you to get ready.
[12:29] ---
    Sorry!
[12:30] ---
    Well, excuse me!
[12:32] ---
    You wore that uniform, huh, Takato?
[12:36] ---
    Yeah. The design hasn't changed
    in all these years.
[12:40] ---
    Huh.
[12:49] ---
    Narumiya, I have a favor to ask.
[12:52] ---
    Me? What? What is it?
[12:55] ---
    Yeah, could you loan me
    your spare school uniform?
[13:04] ---
    Why?
[13:06] ---
    Is that a no?
[13:11] ---
    Well...
[13:13] ---
    Of course not! Sure! That's an easy one!
[13:17] ---
    Th-The charm level of the Sexiest Man
    is in the danger zone!

[13:21] ---
    Great. I'll have it dry-cleaned
    before I return it.
[13:24] ---
    Thanks, Narumiya.
[13:26] ---
    Augh, so blinding!
    I feel like I could fall in love, and I'm a man!

[13:30] ---
    What kind of woman
    is being embraced by this man?

[13:33] ---
    That lucky lady!
[13:38] ---
    A rental studio.
[13:40] ---
    Are you shooting something here?
[13:42] ---
    In this classroom set?
[13:44] ---
    Takato.
[13:48] ---
    Ta-da! Please put this on.
[13:54] ---
    I see. Now it makes sense. Right.
[13:58] ---
    Hey!
[13:59] ---
    Let go of me!
[14:00] ---
    So that feeling of dread I've had
    for the last few days was this!
[14:03] ---
    Where are you going, Takato?
[14:05] ---
    Home! I'm going home!
[14:08] ---
    Please don't go home. Please put this on.
[14:10] ---
    Forget it! I'm going home!
[14:12] ---
    What are you thinking, you perverted angel?
[14:14] ---
    After all, you said I
    didn't have to hold back.
[14:17] ---
    I meant in small increments!
[14:19] ---
    Um, please listen to me.
[14:21] ---
    I'll pass! I swear, you're...
[14:23] ---
    Let go, idiot!
[14:24] ---
    Please! If you keep resisting,
    you'll only get me excited!
[14:29] ---
    Takato, please listen to me.
[14:33] ---
    Actually, three years ago
    wasn't the first time I was scouted.
[14:39] ---
    Once in middle school,
    and again in high school.
[14:43] ---
    At the time, I wasn't
    feeling it, so I refused.
[14:48] ---
    If I had entered this business earlier,
    I might've been able to meet you sooner.
[14:54] ---
    I might have been able to meet you
    when you were in high school.
[14:58] ---
    When I think about that, I get frustrated.
[15:01] ---
    I'm crazy about you, Takato, so I want you
    in every stripe and don't want to waste you.
[15:11] ---
    Please give me a Takato
    that I haven't seen before.
[15:16] ---
    Would you do that?
[15:19] ---
    Jeez, give me that!
[15:21] ---
    Don't get sad about crap like this!
    It's annoying!
[15:23] ---
    - Takato.
    - Look that way!
[15:27] ---
    I'll wear this for one second.
    So look over there until I say it's okay.
[15:32] ---
    Okay!
[15:34] ---
    What the hell? Look at that smile,
    happy about something like this.

[15:42] ---
    I'm 28 years old.
[15:44] ---
    What's fun about watching
    a mature adult do cosplay?

[15:47] ---
    He really does have a screw loose.
[15:51] ---
    Chunta... Okay.
[15:53] ---
    Right!
[15:57] ---
    I-If you laugh...
[15:59] ---
    If you laugh, I'll kill you.
[16:01] ---
    But I have a screw loose, too,
    for thinking that delighted face isn't bad.

[16:07] ---
    I won't laugh! I won't laugh, Takato!
[16:09] ---
    I mean, teen Takato?
[16:11] ---
    I will kill you.
[16:14] ---
    I bet you were always
    an excellent student, Takato.
[16:17] ---
    I guess.
[16:18] ---
    I was stubborn about working all through
    middle school and high school.
[16:24] ---
    I wanted to be a celebrity
[16:26] ---
    for whom it was smooth sailing at work,
    while also having a satisfying school life.
[16:32] ---
    The more I stood out, the more minor scratches
    in my armor were apt to be seized on.
[16:37] ---
    It was like, "I won't become fodder
    for your tabloid stories!"
[16:41] ---
    So you were Takato even then, huh?
[16:46] ---
    I respect that strength, and just hearing about it
    makes me want to hold you tight.
[16:54] ---
    I just felt a tightening in my chest.
[16:58] ---
    But I bet you were extremely popular then.
[17:01] ---
    O-Of course!
[17:03] ---
    On Valentine's Day, I was buried in chocolate
    and almost got crushed to death!
[17:07] ---
    I believe it.
[17:10] ---
    Takato.
[17:11] ---
    Did you have a girlfriend then?
[17:17] ---
    Well, I didn't have time for that.
[17:20] ---
    Then when was your first kiss?
[17:23] ---
    I-I don't remember stuff like that.
[17:26] ---
    Hey, you're too close.
[17:28] ---
    Then please make this kiss your first kiss.
[17:33] ---
    Hey—
[17:42] ---
    Don't go overboard!
[17:44] ---
    Takato, we have this set,
    so why not have a little fun with it?
[17:50] ---
    Have fun?
[17:51] ---
    Please call me "Teacher."
[17:56] ---
    You really are nuts!
[17:58] ---
    Let me go, pervert!
    I'm not going along with that!
[18:00] ---
    If I let go, you'll run away, right?
[18:02] ---
    Of course, you idiot!
    I'll flee at my personal best speed!
[18:06] ---
    Takato, just once.
[18:08] ---
    Call me "Teacher," okay?
[18:12] ---
    Just once, Takato.
[18:21] ---
    O-Once?
[18:23] ---
    Yes. Once.
[18:25] ---
    Instead of having him ravage me,
    if he'll be satisfied with calling him that once...

[18:31] ---
    Teacher...
[18:36] ---
    Are you satisfied?
[18:38] ---
    That's enough, right, you perverted angel?
[18:42] ---
    Takato.
[18:46] ---
    Shall we continue?
[18:48] ---
    If you can get through
    the embarrassment of the first time,
[18:50] ---
    then it wouldn't be any worse doing it
    two, three, ten, or 20 more times, right?
[18:55] ---
    Is that what he meant by once?
[18:58] ---
    He tricked me!
[19:01] ---
    Taka... Saijo.
[19:04] ---
    I thought you were a model student,
    but trying to seduce the teacher like this?
[19:09] ---
    You're a bad boy.
[19:10] ---
    Teacher?
[19:12] ---
    We're doing a scene?!
[19:13] ---
    What kind of cheap porno is this?
[19:16] ---
    What do you say
    when you do something wrong? Hmm?
[19:20] ---
    Chunta, that's enough.
[19:22] ---
    "Teacher," right?
[19:26] ---
    I see defiance in your eyes.
[19:28] ---
    You leave me no choice.
[19:30] ---
    You need to be disciplined.
[19:40] ---
    Teacher.
[19:42] ---
    Teacher.
[19:43] ---
    Takato.
[19:44] ---
    If that was your first kiss before,
    then this can be your "first time" too, right?
[19:51] ---
    Not only your first time.
[19:53] ---
    From now on and forever, I want to be
    the only one who's allowed to touch you, okay?
[19:58] ---
    Please say, "Okay. Only you."
[20:03] ---
    Chunta...
[20:05] ---
    only you.
[20:09] ---
    I want to die.
[20:11] ---
    Don't die on me!
[20:12] ---
    Chunta... how much do you have to disgrace
    my life for you to become satisfied?
[20:18] ---
    Sorry for making you go along with my whim...
[20:22] ---
    But I was thrilled.
[20:25] ---
    Being able to make love
    to your high school self...
[20:28] ---
    Look, you should be grateful to the max
    to me right now.
[20:32] ---
    You're the only one I would've done this for.
[20:36] ---
    Only me?
[20:38] ---
    You didn't hear that right.
[20:39] ---
    You said, "only me," right?
[20:41] ---
    Well...
[20:43] ---
    Takato.
[20:44] ---
    I didn't say that.
[20:49] ---
    Yeah, I said it! Got a problem with that?
[20:52] ---
    I do.
[20:55] ---
    You're the only one
    who excites me like this, Takato.
[20:59] ---
    What will you do for me?
[21:00] ---
    What would you like to do?
[21:02] ---
    Want to have another go in here?
[21:04] ---
    This time on the teacher's desk.
[21:09] ---
    I-I'm not trying to arouse you!
[21:11] ---
    You're just getting all worked up by yourself,
    you insatiable angel!
[21:15] ---
    Put me down! Put me down! Hey!
[21:19] ---
    Whoa!
[21:22] ---
    Narumiya, thanks for the uniform.
    It was perfect.
[21:26] ---
    I have no idea what you used it for, but you're
    free to borrow my P.E. uniform anytime, too.
[21:31] ---
    What, really?
[21:32] ---
    Sure! I've got sweats
    and shorts, which style?
[21:36] ---
    Let's see. Maybe the shorts.
[21:39] ---
    You got it!
[21:43] ---
    Mr. Sasaki.
[21:45] ---
    Takato Saijo's Manager
    Takumi Sasaki
[21:45] ---
    When it's time to go home,
    could you not leave me alone?
[21:48] ---
    What about Azumaya?
[21:50] ---
    He's the culprit!
[23:25] ---
    From today,
    I'll be participating in practice.
[23:29] ---
    Takato, huh?
[23:31] ---
    This is the result of me
    working my ass off in this business.
[23:34] ---
    I haven't been this fired up in a long time.
SIGN    hug 5
    "I can make you my woman."

Season 1

5 - I can make you my woman.

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[00:14] ---
    Stop it, Maron.
[00:18] ---
    I apologize for suddenly calling you over.
[00:22] ---
    What are you talking about?
[00:24] ---
    I'm happy to come over
    any time you like, Reiko.
SIGN    Japan Arts Enterprise Chihiro Ayagi
[00:28] ---
    That's what you say now.
[00:28] ---
    Venus Inc., Owner
    Reiko
[00:31] ---
    Wait, have you lost a little weight?
[00:34] ---
    You can tell?
[00:35] ---
    I lost 200 grams!
[00:37] ---
    That much?! You are working way too hard.
[00:42] ---
    You know, I hate to bring this up,
    but did you suggest me for that one part?
[00:49] ---
    That's so like you to have no delicacy, Chihiro.
[00:53] ---
    Toy Poodle, Male,
    2 Years Old
    Maron
[00:56] ---
    Right?
[00:57] ---
    I ran it by him,
    so you should be getting a call soon.
[01:02] ---
    Thank you. I knew I could count on my Reiko.
[01:06] ---
    You really are a slick one.
[01:19] ---
    She is so easy, as always.
[01:23] ---
    I smell like dog.
SIGN    hug 5 "I can make you my woman."
[01:26] ---
    Hey! The second we get here,
    you're ready to go?
[01:30] ---
    Please let me ravish you.
[01:32] ---
    One kiss lasts eight seconds,
    which is 450 in an hour and 10,800 in a day!
[01:40] ---
    What's 450? 10,800?
    What are you blathering on about?
[01:45] ---
    Stop it!
[01:46] ---
    Takato. Takato.
[01:50] ---
    Hey, Chunta, no marks.
[01:59] ---
    I know.
[02:00] ---
    I won't leave any, Takato.
[03:36] ---
    Why the hell did he look so disappointed?
[03:40] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[03:40] ---
    All I did was say don't leave a mark on me.
    It's like I'm the bad guy here.

[03:45] ---
    Being looked at is my line of work,
    so it's only natural that I'm careful.

[03:49] ---
    In the first place,
    I'm spending my time with him.

[03:52] ---
    This in-heat rabbit should be grateful for that!
[03:56] ---
    Takato, are you okay?
[04:00] ---
    Huh? You're cute when you look all sullen.
[04:03] ---
    Want some water?
[04:05] ---
    I feel sluggish.
[04:05] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[04:06] ---
    I thought so.
[04:08] ---
    Then I'll transfer the water from my mouth to—
[04:10] ---
    Just give me the water, you horny angel!
[04:14] ---
    Sorry.
[04:15] ---
    I was thinking how I can't see you for a few days
    starting next week so I got really worked up.
[04:21] ---
    You're shooting on location
    for that TV drama, right?
[04:24] ---
    Yes. And today was the first day
    of your rehearsals, right?
[04:26] ---
    Don't touch me! That's annoying.
[04:28] ---
    How did it go?
[04:30] ---
    I hadn't been on stage for a while,
    but once I was there, I got fired up.
[04:34] ---
    Today we just did a script reading,
[04:38] ---
    but the script is entertaining,
    and it moves at a nice tempo.
[04:40] ---
    The cast members are seasoned stage vets, too,
    so I had a good feeling about it.
[04:46] ---
    However!
[04:47] ---
    Do you know Chihiro Ayagi?
[04:50] ---
    Who's that?
[04:51] ---
    His face shines bright,
    but his heart is black as night.
[04:54] ---
    I guess he made his debut
    around the same time as you,
[04:57] ---
    and he's playing the lead in the show!
[04:59] ---
    It's his first time being on stage,
    and he doesn't show up!
[05:02] ---
    He's pretty gutsy.
[05:04] ---
    Lucky.
    I want to costar with you on something.
[05:09] ---
    We just did!
[05:10] ---
    Well, you should do a play
    sooner rather than later.
[05:14] ---
    I'm sure it'll help improve—
[05:17] ---
    Hey, what the hell? I'm spent.
[05:19] ---
    If that lead isn't enthusiastic about it,
    I wish I could take over for him.
[05:23] ---
    It's frustrating.
[05:25] ---
    All I really want to do is be with you like this.
[05:28] ---
    Like this? Like what?
[05:31] ---
    Dummy. You've got your drama.
    Go do your best.
[05:35] ---
    I will, so why don't we move in together?
[05:37] ---
    Why would you say that?
    They're not related!
[05:41] ---
    Then at least take this.
[05:44] ---
    A card key?
[05:45] ---
    The key to my place.
[05:48] ---
    Please use it anytime you like.
[05:50] ---
    I would be overjoyed
    if you'd come here without being invited.
[05:55] ---
    A duplicate key.
[05:58] ---
    Come to think of it, even though
    he's brought me here countless times,

[06:02] ---
    I've never come here on my own.
[06:06] ---
    I'll hold on to it.
[06:10] ---
    Great!
[06:16] ---
    Chihiro Ayagi's Manager
    Hajime Mitamaru
[06:20] ---
    Ayagi! Hurry, hurry!
[06:22] ---
    Rehearsal's already started!
[06:25] ---
    Don't give me, "Eh?"
[06:27] ---
    After you blew off the first day, it doesn't
    look good if you're late the next day!
[06:30] ---
    Blew off?
[06:33] ---
    That was because of
    a sudden schedule change, right?
[06:37] ---
    Besides, the first day
    is just like a meet and greet, you know?
[06:40] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[06:43] ---
    Not a care in the world.
[06:45] ---
    You got this role on the recommendation
    of the sponsor, so you have to get results!
[06:50] ---
    I know, jeez. So annoying.
[06:53] ---
    It was no favor. This is the result of me
    working my butt off in this business.

[07:01] ---
    If only the people higher-up were all women,
    this would just be so easy.

[07:06] ---
    Have you ever known me to blow a part?
[07:08] ---
    This one'll be easy to do like the others.
[07:11] ---
    Don't treat it so lightly!
[07:13] ---
    This time your costar is Takato Saijo.
[07:16] ---
    If you don't give it your all, he'll steal the show.
[07:20] ---
    Takato, huh?
[07:22] ---
    Is he really that great?
[07:24] ---
    Come on, let's hurry!
[07:26] ---
    Okay, okay.
[07:27] ---
    He skips the first day, and today he's late.
[07:32] ---
    Even though Takato Saijo let him have the lead.
[07:35] ---
    I'm really sorry, Takato.
[07:39] ---
    I don't mind, since the role you wrote for me
    is juicier than the rest in my opinion, Mr. Kitano.
[07:47] ---
    Really? I'm happy to hear that!
[07:49] ---
    I love you, Takato!
[07:49] ---
    Theater Company
    "Southern News Agency"
    Theater Director
    Kazuki Kitano
[07:53] ---
    Besides, I realized on the job before this one
    that it's not bad playing a supporting role.
[07:58] ---
    Oh, with the angel?
[08:00] ---
    It was his first starring role,
    so I didn't know what to expect,
[08:03] ---
    but he turned out to be a superb performer.
[08:05] ---
    I want to use him, too.
[08:07] ---
    Please do.
    I'm sure he would shine on the stage, too.
[08:11] ---
    Nice! He's got your seal of approval?
[08:14] ---
    Morning.
[08:16] ---
    My gig right before this ran long.
[08:19] ---
    I'm Ayagi, and from today,
    I'll be rehearsing with you guys.
[08:23] ---
    It's good to be here.
[08:26] ---
    So the lead finally showed up!
[08:29] ---
    Sorry about that. I wanted to start rehearsing
    as soon as possible, but...
[08:32] ---
    Huh, so this is Takato Saijo in the flesh.
[08:36] ---
    He's a good-looking guy,
    but he's younger than he seems on film.

[08:42] ---
    He's shorter than me, too.
[08:43] ---
    It's an honor to perform with you, Mr. Saijo.
[08:50] ---
    Likewise.
[08:51] ---
    Taller than average.
[08:53] ---
    Thanks.
[08:53] ---
    For a second there,
    I totally felt like he sized me up.

[08:56] ---
    So are you ready to go?
[08:59] ---
    Yes, no problem.
[09:01] ---
    Just give me a quick rundown of the setup,
    and I'm good.
[09:06] ---
    Then let's take it from the top,
    through Takato's bit.
[09:10] ---
    Machii, run him through the sword fight!
[09:13] ---
    Sure.
[09:15] ---
    When your opponent comes,
    sweep right, sweep left, and step back.
[09:21] ---
    If the sword hits here, then hold it.
[09:23] ---
    Got it.
[09:25] ---
    Basically, you make big swings.
[09:26] ---
    Nice. The kid reeks
    with this nice sense of arrogance.
[09:31] ---
    That's fine, but from the very beginning?
[09:34] ---
    Oh, sure.
    We should deal with everything early on.
[09:38] ---
    That big head of his is about to get snapped.
[09:40] ---
    Snapped, huh?
[09:43] ---
    Okay, next, the mountains of the Hidden Door,
    the scene where Shigesada, played by Ayagi,
[09:48] ---
    first meets Tsunewaka, played by Saijo.
    Let's do that.
[09:52] ---
    Please wait, Lord Shigesada!
[09:55] ---
    We're about to enter the ogres' domain.
    We shouldn't...
[09:58] ---
    What? I didn't come to fight.
    I just want to talk to them.
[10:02] ---
    Filming may be more up my alley after all.
[10:05] ---
    They're not the type you can talk to.
[10:08] ---
    With that, there's no need for rehearsal,
    and if you get it right, it's over with one take.

[10:12] ---
    Still, this is a beautiful place.
[10:15] ---
    Well, guess I'll just breeze through it
    until opening night.

[10:20] ---
    The sound of a flute?
[10:22] ---
    And here he comes.
[10:25] ---
    A robe made of red leaves.
[10:26] ---
    Don't tell me. The ogress, Kureha?!
[10:28] ---
    Let me see
    that famous hard-earned acting ability, senpai.

[10:34] ---
    Oh? Wasn't that ogress' head hunted down
    and chopped off ages ago? By humans?
[10:43] ---
    Are you a man?! Who are you?!
[10:46] ---
    This is the Hidden Door.
[10:48] ---
    So of course I must be an ogre, yes?
[10:59] ---
    Please stand back, Lord Shigesada!
[11:01] ---
    We shall handle this!
[11:04] ---
    My line!
[11:06] ---
    Stand down, you two!
    As I said, we didn't come here to fight.
[11:10] ---
    Draw my sword and intervene.
[11:17] ---
    Hey! I just came here to talk!
[11:21] ---
    After he parries my subordinate's swing,
    Tsunewaka's...

[11:25] ---
    Damn it! The stage is on an incline,
    so it's hard to move!

[11:30] ---
    Talk?
[11:33] ---
    Oh shoot, I'm slipping!
[11:38] ---
    Your movement should be different
    when you're on an incline.
[11:41] ---
    If you don't get used to this sloping stage,
    you'll likely be injured.
[11:46] ---
    Okay.
[11:47] ---
    Also...
[11:49] ---
    it's unsatisfying to the audience
    if the lead gets eaten, Ayagi.
[11:53] ---
    Keep that in mind.
    You're our all-important lead.
[11:59] ---
    Takato gives me goosebumps.
[12:03] ---
    I'm surprised. He's actually a nice guy.
[12:07] ---
    Thank you for the advice, senpai.
[12:20] ---
    Delicious! That's the stuff!
[12:23] ---
    Nothing better than a beer
    after taking an arrogant newbie down a peg!
[12:27] ---
    Don't think costarring with me
    is gonna be any walk in the park!
[12:32] ---
    I'll teach you how tough this business can be!
[12:42] ---
    It's been a while since I've been able to just
    go home like this without being abducted.

[12:47] ---
    It must have been like this
    before he fastened himself onto me,

[12:52] ---
    but it's quieter than I remember.
[12:54] ---
    He didn't call?
[12:58] ---
    It smells different.
[13:01] ---
    I've been using his shampoo
    more often than not lately.

[13:05] ---
    I can't relax.
[13:09] ---
    Living together, huh?
[13:13] ---
    What the hell?
[13:15] ---
    Chunta
[13:19] ---
    Good work today, Takato!
[13:22] ---
    What?
[13:23] ---
    Nothing. I imagined you arriving home,
    taking a bath,

[13:27] ---
    getting out with your hair still wet, and having
    a beer right about now, so I thought I'd call.

[13:31] ---
    I see. Is there a camera in here?
    A bugging device? Where'd you hide it?
[13:35] ---
    Never mind. So, what do you want?
[13:37] ---
    Nothing. I just wanted to hear your voice.
[13:42] ---
    Idiot. I was with you yesterday.
[13:45] ---
    Do you intend to call me every day
    until you get back?

[13:49] ---
    I'd like to, but...
[13:51] ---
    only hearing your voice is agonizing.
[13:54] ---
    I can't touch you. I can't smell you.
[13:56] ---
    Idiot.
[13:58] ---
    I've got it! Let's do telephone se—
[14:00] ---
    I'll hang up.
[14:01] ---
    - I'll pay 1,000—
    - Bye.
[14:02] ---
    All right, then this is fine.
[14:05] ---
    Can I hear your voice
    just a little longer, Takato?
[14:13] ---
    Takato?
[14:14] ---
    When you say something like that,
    it makes it more difficult to speak!

[14:18] ---
    I swear, this guy.
[14:20] ---
    F-Fine.
[14:23] ---
    But I'm going to hang up
    if I get sleepy, though.
[14:25] ---
    Sure!
[14:28] ---
    All right, last one!
    The main visual for the show's pamphlet.
[14:32] ---
    We're doing a two-shot
    with Mr. Saijo and Mr. Ayagi.
[14:36] ---
    Is Mr. Ayagi ready?
[14:39] ---
    Yes! I'm just touching him up now!
[14:42] ---
    - Done! So handsome!
    - Roger! Okay, what about Mr. Saijo?
[14:45] ---
    Thanks.
[14:46] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I haven't seen Takato in costume yet.

[14:50] ---
    I'm ready, too.
[14:58] ---
    I can go anytime.
[15:03] ---
    Well, you're staring. Is something wrong?
[15:09] ---
    I was wondering
    who this beautiful woman was.
[15:11] ---
    I look forward to this photoshoot.
[15:15] ---
    Me, too.
[15:18] ---
    Hey! Crank up the wind
    so their costumes billow out more!
[15:22] ---
    Like this?
[15:23] ---
    Yeah, that's good.
[15:25] ---
    Now, Shigesada and Tsunewaka, with
    your weapons crossed like that, get real close!
[15:30] ---
    His eyelashes are so long.
[15:32] ---
    And cat eyes. If he were a woman, he'd be...
[15:35] ---
    Lead!
[15:38] ---
    I want you to focus.
[15:40] ---
    If you daydream so much,
    I'll accidentally eat you alive.
[15:43] ---
    More like that's what you intend.
[15:46] ---
    Go easy on me, senpai.
[15:49] ---
    You don't have to hold back.
[15:51] ---
    Or is this all you've got?
[15:54] ---
    Screw you!
[15:56] ---
    Don't try to provoke me.
    What a pain in the ass.

[15:59] ---
    It's not my hobby to make sensual banter!
[16:05] ---
    This is what you want, huh?!
[16:08] ---
    Well, well.
    You were holding out on me after all.
[16:11] ---
    You can make a nice face, huh, junior?
[16:15] ---
    Damn it! I fell for it!
[16:17] ---
    I like it!
[16:22] ---
    Ayagi! You were really into it today, huh?
[16:25] ---
    It may be the first time I've seen you like that!
[16:27] ---
    It was the usual.
[16:29] ---
    Huh? Low energy?
[16:31] ---
    Have you ever seen me with high energy?
[16:32] ---
    They were both so cool!
[16:33] ---
    Yeah. I thought Azumaya
    was eclipsing Mr. Saijo lately,
[16:34] ---
    Pisses me off. I like playing,
    but I hate getting played.

[16:39] ---
    but today he reminded me why he was
    the Sexiest Man for five years straight!
[16:40] ---
    That ruined my day.
[16:43] ---
    He has true mastery.
[16:47] ---
    Sexiest Man of the Year, huh?
[16:52] ---
    Nothing. As long as I have fun, right?
[16:55] ---
    Takato, can I get a shot of you in that outfit?
[16:58] ---
    My daughter says she wants to see it.
[16:59] ---
    After all, you took me for a ride.
[17:00] ---
    Nana does?
[17:02] ---
    What would the expression
    on your face be if you were ridden, Takato?
[17:08] ---
    Ayagi?
[17:09] ---
    Takato Saijo
[17:11] ---
    He's been on location for four days now.
[17:14] ---
    Maybe I'll send him a text for once.
[17:17] ---
    No, that would only encourage him.
[17:19] ---
    Well, I guess encouraging him a little
    wouldn't hurt.

[17:21] ---
    Excuse me.
[17:23] ---
    You're not done changing yet? My bad.
[17:25] ---
    Ayagi.
[17:27] ---
    I don't mind,
    but maybe you should've knocked first.
[17:30] ---
    So, what is it?
[17:31] ---
    I already taught this bastard a lesson or two,
    and he's still a bastard?

[17:35] ---
    Actually, I wanted to ask your advice, Mr. Saijo.
[17:38] ---
    As an actor.
[17:40] ---
    Are you free after this?
[17:42] ---
    I want to make this play a success, so...
[17:47] ---
    I'm changing. Can you wait a little bit?
[17:50] ---
    Thank you.
[17:54] ---
    He's pretty defenseless.
[17:56] ---
    Looking at him like this,
    he's pretty slim and elegant for his height.

[18:00] ---
    That reminds me. When I grabbed him during
    the shoot, his shoulders were pretty thin.

[18:04] ---
    Looks like it would be easy
    to wrap my arms around his waist.

[18:04] ---
    Mr. Saijo, you have a beautiful back.
[18:07] ---
    Fweh!
[18:09] ---
    Fweh?
[18:10] ---
    No, I mean...
[18:12] ---
    Mr. Saijo.
[18:14] ---
    What's this?
    Did that come through loud and clear?

[18:17] ---
    Not bad.
[18:19] ---
    That was a cute reaction. "Fweh!"
    Did you feel that?
[18:24] ---
    Y-You just surprised me.
[18:25] ---
    "Fweh"?
[18:26] ---
    Anybody would be surprised
    if they suddenly got touched.
[18:29] ---
    And I didn't say, "Fweh.”
[18:30] ---
    Huh? You didn't say that?
[18:32] ---
    Then...
[18:33] ---
    Wha... Hey!
[18:35] ---
    Now how does this feel?
[18:37] ---
    Cut it out!
[18:39] ---
    Mr. Saijo! Mr. Kitano wants
    to go out drinking with everyone. Are you in?
[18:43] ---
    Would you let me finish getting dressed?
[18:45] ---
    Advice! If you don't mind explaining
    while drinking, then I'll listen.
[18:48] ---
    Right, while drinking!
[18:50] ---
    Well, I guess his guard
    will be lower than if we were alone. But...

[18:56] ---
    Squish.
[18:58] ---
    I finally got him drunk, but what is this?
[19:02] ---
    Takato Saijo keeps peeling edamame.
[19:02] ---
    Squish, squish, squish.
[19:05] ---
    Mr. Saijo, what are you going to do
    with all that edamame?
[19:08] ---
    Not givin' you any.
[19:09] ---
    I don't want any.
[19:11] ---
    Isn't that hilarious? Takato's weird behavior.
[19:14] ---
    He's always like this when he gets drunk.
    It's performance art!
[19:17] ---
    But you were good at getting him to drink.
[19:20] ---
    I'm used to it.
    I was a bartender a long time ago.
[19:23] ---
    I'm sick of hearing
    your, "squish, squish," Takato.

[19:25] ---
    Hey, Ayagi.
[19:27] ---
    Yes?
[19:28] ---
    When you were in middle school,
    you were the type who, before a test...
[19:32] ---
    somebody asked you, "Did you study?"
    And you went, "Not at all." Right?
[19:38] ---
    Takato also picks fights when he's drunk.
[19:41] ---
    Seriously? What a pain.
[19:43] ---
    And it wasn't altogether a lie.
[19:46] ---
    You were the clever, jerky type
    who could master stuff without much effort.
[19:50] ---
    Be careful. It's not bad
    to know how to swim with the tide.
[19:53] ---
    But if you rely on that too much, you'll be nothing
    but a jack of all trades and master of none.
[19:57] ---
    In this business,
    unless you have crazy-powerful grace,
[20:00] ---
    it's easy to get buried.
[20:02] ---
    Which'd be a shame, 'cause you got flair.
[20:04] ---
    Make full use of your skill,
    and think about how you're gonna show it.
[20:09] ---
    I'll support you.
[20:11] ---
    This is your first play,
    a chance for you to mature.
[20:15] ---
    Do everything you can do, lead.
[20:17] ---
    Promise me that,
    and I'll give you this edamame.
[20:21] ---
    He doesn't want it!
[20:23] ---
    Take it! Take it!
[20:25] ---
    Shut up.
[20:28] ---
    Takato is blotto.
[20:31] ---
    I'm the one who encouraged him to drink,
    so I'll take responsibility and get him home.
[20:34] ---
    We're counting on you! Good night!
[20:38] ---
    How much of his lecturing do I have to take?
[20:41] ---
    He's seriously annoying.
[20:46] ---
    "Be careful," huh?
[20:48] ---
    You're the one who'd better be careful,
    Takato-senpai.
[20:55] ---
    It's unusual for you
    to be munching mints, Junta.
[21:00] ---
    I do it when I want
    to put something in my mouth.
[21:02] ---
    I try to trick myself, but it's a poor substitute.
[21:05] ---
    Want one, Narumiya?
[21:06] ---
    He's an archangel! Substitute?
[21:08] ---
    Thank you!
[21:11] ---
    Now that's refreshing!
[21:14] ---
    Wow, check that out.
    The typhoon slammed right into us, huh?
[21:18] ---
    I hope it passes through by tomorrow,
    our last day on location.
[21:23] ---
    Yeah, me, too.
[21:27] ---
    I never thought of doing this with
    another dude, but man, I'm at full mast.
[21:33] ---
    Not only doing, but...
[21:42] ---
    I haven't gotten this excited in a long time.
[21:48] ---
    Mr. Saijo...
[21:51] ---
    I can make you my woman.
[23:25] ---
    What are you doing here?
[23:26] ---
    Your location shooting...
[23:28] ---
    Wait!
[23:29] ---
    What the hell?! Wait!
[23:30] ---
    F-Fine! Tonight's fine!
[23:32] ---
    Hey, Chunta!
[23:34] ---
    Hey, wh-what is this?!
[23:36] ---
    hug6
    "Why am I at a hotel with him...
    Did we... There's no way... Is there!?"

Season 1

6 - Why am I at a hotel with him… Did we… There's no way... Is there!?

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[00:05] ---
    Crystal clear.
[00:07] ---
    What kind of face would he make
    when he sees this?
[00:12] ---
    I don't mind
    if you wake up and resist me, though.
[00:14] ---
    I want to see your reaction.
[00:17] ---
    Chunta.
[00:21] ---
    - Chunta.
    - Ow.
[00:24] ---
    Chunta?
[00:25] ---
    A... Thousand yen...
[00:27] ---
    CHUNTA
[00:29] ---
    So, who is this Chunta?
[00:36] ---
    Yes, this is Saijo.
[00:39] ---
    Hey, hello? Anybody there?
[00:42] ---
    Where's Takato?
[00:45] ---
    An angry tone. How rude.
[00:48] ---
    Mr. Saijo is sleeping by my side at the moment.
[00:53] ---
    He looks so cute when he's asleep.
[00:56] ---
    In fact, he was really cute when awake, too.
[01:00] ---
    Who are you?
[01:01] ---
    Did you do something to Takato?
[01:04] ---
    Who knows? You can ask him yourself later...
[01:08] ---
    Chunta.
[01:12] ---
    Sounds like someone's already claimed him.
[01:17] ---
    Well, not that it matters to me.
SIGN    hug6 "Why am I at a hotel with him... Did we... There's no way... Is there!?"
[03:00] ---
    My head hurts, and my body feels heavy.
[03:03] ---
    Damn it. That insatiable angel
    worked me over again.

[03:09] ---
    Hey, Chunta.
[03:15] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[03:16] ---
    Shut up.
[03:18] ---
    Ayagi!
[03:18] ---
    Japan Arts Enterprise
    Chihiro Ayagi
[03:21] ---
    What does this mean? Wh-Where's Chunta?
[03:24] ---
    Oh, wait. He's on location.
[03:27] ---
    Hold on. Calm down!
[03:29] ---
    This is a hotel?
[03:31] ---
    Last night. Y-Yeah, I went out drinking
    with everyone from the show.

[03:35] ---
    I drank... I drank...
[03:37] ---
    Why am I in a hotel room with him?
[03:40] ---
    Don't tell me. No, no way, right?
[03:43] ---
    That can't... That...
[03:47] ---
    No way.
[03:50] ---
    I-I need to go home.
[03:52] ---
    For now, I'll go home.
[03:54] ---
    Wh-Where's my underwear?
[03:55] ---
    Underwear, under where, th-there it is.
[03:58] ---
    I'm positive nothing happened.
[04:01] ---
    There's no way.
[04:04] ---
    What am I nervous about? Am I dumb?
[04:06] ---
    To Naka-Meguro.
[04:10] ---
    That's it. I'll have a shower and some coffee
    to calm my nerves, then try to recall...

[04:18] ---
    What did I do?
[04:22] ---
    My phone battery...
[04:26] ---
    CHUNTA
[04:29] ---
    He called all through the night?
[04:31] ---
    What the hell? A-All right, fine.
[04:34] ---
    I-I'll text him.
[04:38] ---
    Huh? Why am I writing such a polite text?
[04:41] ---
    Sorry about last night. After rehearsal, I went
    out drinking with Mr. Kitano and the others.
    We enjoyed it so much that the time
    slipped away. Now I'm at home.
[04:42] ---
    Remember. There's nothing
    that I should feel guilty about.

[04:46] ---
    Mr. Saijo, I'll make you my woman.
[04:52] ---
    Y-Yes?!
[04:53] ---
    That's unusual for you
    to send me a text, Takato.

[04:57] ---
    Chunta.
[05:00] ---
    Yeah.
[05:01] ---
    You called me several times, so...
[05:04] ---
    Did I wake you?
    So, what is it? Is anything up?
[05:08] ---
    Is anything up with you, Takato?
[05:08] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[05:10] ---
    Me?!
[05:11] ---
    Did anything happen last night?
[05:13] ---
    N-No, nothing.
[05:15] ---
    I said in my text
    that we were all just drinking.

[05:18] ---
    Is that all?
[05:20] ---
    That's all.
[05:22] ---
    Sorry, we start early today.
    I'm going to hang up now.
[05:25] ---
    It's your last day today, too, right?
    Do a good job.
[05:28] ---
    See you.
[05:31] ---
    What am I doing?
[05:35] ---
    Trying to smooth it over like that...
[05:40] ---
    Give me a break.
[05:47] ---
    Mr. Saijo, you went home
    without saying anything.
[05:52] ---
    That wasn't nice.
[05:54] ---
    After we spent the night together...
[05:58] ---
    Sorry, after putting you through some trouble.
    I'll pay you back for the hotel room.
[06:03] ---
    No problem there.
[06:04] ---
    I had more than my share of fun.
[06:07] ---
    Besides...
[06:09] ---
    I left a mark right here, too.
[06:14] ---
    You were so cute, Mr. Saijo.
[06:18] ---
    Well, let's have another good day.
[06:27] ---
    Pick me up? No, thanks.
[06:29] ---
    I'm gonna go drinking after this.
[06:31] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[06:33] ---
    I know!
[06:35] ---
    I've never caused a problem, have I?
[06:39] ---
    Are you the guy from last night?
[06:42] ---
    Junta Azumaya?
[06:45] ---
    Are you the man
    who answered Takato's phone last night?
[06:50] ---
    Last night? Last night, what?
[06:52] ---
    What?
[06:54] ---
    Then "Chunta"...
[06:56] ---
    Hey, are you serious?
[06:58] ---
    What's your name?
[06:59] ---
    Ayagi. But is this for real?
[07:02] ---
    Chunta?
[07:04] ---
    What are you doing here?
[07:06] ---
    Aren't you still on location today?
[07:07] ---
    Hey!
[07:09] ---
    Whoa! What the hell? Wait.
[07:11] ---
    I'll take you home.
[07:12] ---
    Y-You don't have to, not today.
[07:14] ---
    Today's no good.
    It's still clear on my face. He'll find out!

[07:17] ---
    I'll take you straight home today, Takato.
[07:20] ---
    If I took you to my place right now,
    I would probably lock you up.
[07:24] ---
    Hey, Chunta!
[07:27] ---
    Junta Azumaya.
[07:30] ---
    Who's that?
    He's nothing like the angel people say.
[07:35] ---
    Hey, wh-what are you doing?
[07:38] ---
    I'm washing you.
[07:41] ---
    For example, there.
[07:42] ---
    This isn't what...
[07:43] ---
    That man from before, Ayagi,
    is the lead in your play, right?
[07:48] ---
    How far did you allow him to go?
[07:51] ---
    I-I didn't—
[07:52] ---
    How far did you let him go with this body?
[07:55] ---
    I didn't! I didn't let him do—
[07:58] ---
    Then he didn't make love to you?
[08:01] ---
    No.
[08:04] ---
    Stand up straight, Takato.
[08:07] ---
    I can't hear you. Speak clearly.
[08:09] ---
    H-He didn't make love to me.
[08:13] ---
    I would never have sex with him.
[08:16] ---
    You don't remember?
[08:18] ---
    No, but I'm sure I didn't.
[08:22] ---
    Because... Because no one else
    would care about that stuff besides you.
[08:28] ---
    No one else? Takato, do you know
    how you look right now?
[08:35] ---
    Look at yourself. Any man would get turned on.
[08:39] ---
    He would want to ravish
    and make his partner cry out without shame.
[08:43] ---
    That's not true.
[08:44] ---
    It is true. That's why another man
    was able to put his hands on you.
[08:50] ---
    Chunta, wait—
[08:51] ---
    Where are you going?
[08:53] ---
    Do you want to run away?
[08:55] ---
    That's okay. You can run.
[08:57] ---
    If you leave this bed,
    I won't chase you anymore.
[09:02] ---
    I won't force you.
    If you don't like it, we can stop right here.
[09:05] ---
    His voice and gaze are cold.
[09:10] ---
    That's right.
[09:11] ---
    You want a man's body.
[09:15] ---
    No!
[09:16] ---
    Stop it! Why are you saying these things?
[09:19] ---
    Then you don't want it?
[09:21] ---
    If you want it,
    you have to properly tell me, Takato.
[09:25] ---
    I've never thought that I wanted a man.
[09:28] ---
    It's just... It's just you...
[09:31] ---
    Okay. We're done then.
[09:33] ---
    Wait!
[09:35] ---
    I do want it.
[09:38] ---
    Instead of letting another man
    give you something like this,
[09:42] ---
    I should have
    completely covered you with mine.
[09:45] ---
    I'm sorry, Chunta. I'm sorry.
[10:01] ---
    Morning.
[10:02] ---
    Hey, Chunta?
[10:04] ---
    I didn't run away.
[10:07] ---
    Why aren't you here?
[10:14] ---
    That's everything on your schedule for today!
[10:16] ---
    It kind of feels like you've
    been getting serious lately, Ayagi.
[10:17] ---
    Chihiro Ayagi's Manager
    Hajime Mitamaru
[10:22] ---
    Has something happened?
[10:23] ---
    I've been serious since the day I was born.
[10:28] ---
    What's this?
    Are you sidestepping the question?
[10:30] ---
    That aside—
[10:32] ---
    Ayagi.
[10:35] ---
    Are you free right now?
[10:42] ---
    You didn't have sex with him, did you?
[10:46] ---
    What makes you say that?
[10:48] ---
    If you had, I could tell.
[10:52] ---
    No, I didn't.
[10:54] ---
    When I was about to, I gave up with
    your damn call oozing with an intent to kill.
[10:59] ---
    Besides...
[11:00] ---
    Well, not that it matters to me.
[11:03] ---
    Chun... ta...
[11:09] ---
    I'm not shameless enough to screw someone
    when they're saying another dude's name
[11:13] ---
    in their sleep all cute-like.
[11:17] ---
    Well, it wouldn't have been fun
    just to let him slide away.
[11:21] ---
    I don't know if he's surprisingly naive or easy.
[11:24] ---
    But he fell right into my trap, and it was funny.
[11:31] ---
    So what happened?
[11:34] ---
    If you're going to break up,
    I'll take him off your hands.
[11:38] ---
    It's been a while since
    someone's gotten under my skin.
[11:40] ---
    Hey, you should
    really consider letting me have—
[11:45] ---
    By the way, Chihiro Ayagi...
[11:47] ---
    I've heard rumors that
    you pillow-talked your way up the ladder.
[11:51] ---
    Is that true?
[11:54] ---
    Go right ahead.
[11:56] ---
    The women I've bedded
    are all proud high-society types.
[12:00] ---
    They're just like me, compartmentalize
    and go about their business.
[12:03] ---
    Unless you want to be like me
    and use your body to encourage them?
[12:07] ---
    I could even introduce you to them if you like.
[12:10] ---
    No, I've heard enough.
[12:12] ---
    Oh. You sure are quick to back off.
[12:14] ---
    Are you sure it's okay?
    I'm serious about snatching Mr. Saijo away.
[12:19] ---
    Whatever.
[12:20] ---
    I don't care who
    or how many people want Takato.
[12:23] ---
    I'm never going to let him go
    and won't let him get away either.
[12:27] ---
    A future where Takato belongs
    to someone other than me doesn't exist.
[12:32] ---
    You were lucky this time.
[12:34] ---
    I don't want to ruin this job for him
    by beating the hell out of the lead.
[12:38] ---
    But if you ever intend to mess things up again,
[12:42] ---
    you'd better be prepared
    to regret a whole lot of things.
[12:47] ---
    Well, thank you for your time.
[12:50] ---
    Have a good evening.
[12:53] ---
    Lame.
[12:54] ---
    What's he so pissed about?
[12:56] ---
    And what am I doing
    taking the whole thing seriously?
[13:00] ---
    Lame.
[13:04] ---
    I'm at your place.
    Takato
[13:10] ---
    Takato!
[13:12] ---
    Welcome back.
[13:15] ---
    I ended up using this.
[13:17] ---
    It felt weird. I mean,
    all the times you brought me here...
[13:22] ---
    So when I finally opened the door by myself,
    I was perplexed.
[13:25] ---
    Takato, why did you come here?
[13:28] ---
    No reason.
[13:30] ---
    I felt bad about giving it back to you
    without even using it once.
[13:33] ---
    Is that all?
[13:35] ---
    What do you mean, is that all?
[13:39] ---
    Should I have added, "I missed you,"
[13:41] ---
    or "I want to have sex one last time"
    and cling to you?
[13:45] ---
    I'm just asking you.
[13:48] ---
    Did you really just come here
    to return this to me?
[13:51] ---
    Are you here right now just for that, Takato?
[13:58] ---
    It's because... I really... like you.
[14:02] ---
    Hey, give it...
[14:13] ---
    Takato.
[14:15] ---
    Ch-Chunta.
[14:17] ---
    I didn't run away.
[14:19] ---
    I know.
[14:20] ---
    I didn't run away.
[14:21] ---
    I know.
[14:22] ---
    Takato, I'm sorry I made you cry.
[14:26] ---
    I'm sorry I scared you.
[14:28] ---
    I'm sorry that I've fallen in love with you so much.
[14:31] ---
    Chunta, I...
[14:33] ---
    I really had no intention of letting him—
[14:35] ---
    You didn't have sex with him.
[14:38] ---
    I confirmed it.
[14:40] ---
    We make love all the time, so I can tell.
[14:43] ---
    You haven't made love to anyone but me.
[14:47] ---
    Really?
[14:49] ---
    Thank goodness. Thank goodness.
[14:52] ---
    Takato, from here out,
    I don't care who falls for you.
[14:57] ---
    I'm not giving you up to anyone.
[15:00] ---
    I really am scary, aren't I?
[15:03] ---
    Ever since I was a kid, I've been blessed with
    work and fans by being in this business,

[15:08] ---
    but no one has ever loved me like this.
[15:12] ---
    That is scary.
[15:14] ---
    Thank you for still saying that you really like me.
[15:18] ---
    After being loved this much,
    just the thought of being abandoned...

[15:23] ---
    You scare me.
[15:29] ---
    This mark, can I erase it with my own?
[15:32] ---
    Please don't. It's finally getting lighter,
    and you intend to make it dark again?
[15:38] ---
    Good point.
[15:39] ---
    I'm just frustrated,
    because you never let me give you one.
[15:42] ---
    You can give me one,
    but do it in a place that doesn't stand out.
[15:46] ---
    It would be a hindrance to my work.
[15:48] ---
    Hey!
[15:49] ---
    H-Hey, where are you...
[15:52] ---
    A place where you can't see it either, Takato.
[15:54] ---
    It's a place that only I can see.
[15:56] ---
    I wish I could give you a hickey
    on the inside, too.
[16:00] ---
    You can't! Right?
[16:02] ---
    Still, I wanted to say it.
[16:04] ---
    I want all of the places that I can reach.
[16:06] ---
    Do you want me, too, Takato?
[16:10] ---
    This kind of thing embarrasses me.
[16:13] ---
    ...you. Want... you...
[16:15] ---
    I want you... Chunta.
[16:18] ---
    I'm embarrassed of myself,
    wanting to be honest.

[16:21] ---
    I'm embarrassed, but I can't hide anything.
[16:24] ---
    I like him so much that my head
    can't keep up with my emotions.

[16:32] ---
    What time is it?
[16:36] ---
    Hey. Are you asleep?
[16:39] ---
    He's right here.
[16:42] ---
    Chunta.
[16:43] ---
    Do you want to live together?
[16:45] ---
    Nah, no way.
[16:47] ---
    What am I saying?
[16:48] ---
    Do you mean it?
[16:51] ---
    You... You were awake?
[16:53] ---
    You were only pretending to be asleep?
[16:56] ---
    I woke up because you called my name.
[16:57] ---
    More importantly, Takato,
    were you serious about what you said?
[17:01] ---
    No, that was, um...
[17:03] ---
    Stupid. I didn't say... uh...
[17:06] ---
    I'm so happy right now.
[17:10] ---
    Are you an idiot?
    What's there to be so happy about?

[17:14] ---
    Fine, whatever. Yeah, all right.
[17:18] ---
    I'll search for an apartment!
[17:20] ---
    What kind of place would you like?
[17:21] ---
    - I'll leave it to you.
    - Okay.
[17:23] ---
    Oh, Takato. Would you tell me
    that you like me once more?
[17:27] ---
    I don't come cheap.
[17:29] ---
    A thousand yen—
[17:30] ---
    Go to hell.
[17:32] ---
    I'm an idiot, too.
[17:34] ---
    Sheesh. For once, try to keep it turned down.
[17:38] ---
    - It?
    - That needlessly bright aura!
[17:41] ---
    You're blinding me!
[17:44] ---
    That was Chihiro Ayagi and Takato Saijo,
[17:47] ---
    from the stage production of "The Red Leaf Ogre,"
    which opens next month.
[17:53] ---
    Can I have a word?
[17:56] ---
    I heard everything.
[17:58] ---
    How dare you mock me like that? Hey!
[18:01] ---
    Oh, I have no idea what you're referring to.
[18:04] ---
    - Ow!
    - Jeez! Always screwing around!
[18:07] ---
    Huh? You're not mad?
[18:09] ---
    Are your eyes just for decoration?
    Yes, I'm mad!
[18:12] ---
    Well, I share some of the blame
    that night for getting drunk.
[18:16] ---
    And you were just being mischievous, right?
[18:18] ---
    Just mischievous?
[18:20] ---
    The way I hear it,
    you're all alone without any friends,
[18:24] ---
    and you always get dumped by girlfriends,
[18:26] ---
    so you were so lonely
    that you thought you'd pick on me.
[18:30] ---
    That's what Chun... what he told me.
[18:33] ---
    You seem like a shrewd guy, but
    apparently you're pathetic in several respects.
[18:37] ---
    Path... Wait a second!
[18:39] ---
    I'm pretty serious about you, Mr. Saijo.
[18:43] ---
    Ayagi.
[18:45] ---
    Okay, okay.
[18:47] ---
    You can drop it.
[18:50] ---
    Look, if you really want to challenge me,
    do it onstage, and I'll be happy to take you on.
[18:56] ---
    But if you come at me half-seriously,
    I'll steal the whole show and leave you nothing.
[19:00] ---
    So try not to embarrass yourself
    out there, junior.
[19:04] ---
    Mr. Saijo, I seriously will—
[19:07] ---
    Oh, there he is!
[19:08] ---
    Mr. Saijo!
[19:12] ---
    Narumiya!
[19:14] ---
    I heard your location shoot
    finished early the other day.
[19:16] ---
    That's right! It was awesome!
[19:17] ---
    Galaxy Agency
    Ryo Narumiya
[19:20] ---
    Everyone was influenced by Junta's spirit
    on the last day!
[19:24] ---
    We finished that day without any mistakes!
[19:26] ---
    The typhoon left that morning, too, leading
    some of us to think it was the angel's power.
[19:31] ---
    He really is an angel!
[19:33] ---
    Huh.
[19:35] ---
    Oh, yeah! You're Mr. Ayagi, aren't you?
[19:37] ---
    Huh? Yeah.
[19:38] ---
    I've been holding on to something
    from Junta to give to you.
[19:43] ---
    - To me?
    - Yes.
[19:45] ---
    The angel of ice floe, Clione!
[19:48] ---
    If you squeeze this part, it makes a noise.
[19:51] ---
    By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,
[19:53] ---
    I've heard rumors that you pillow-talked
    your way up the ladder. Is that true?

[20:00] ---
    Go right ahead. The women I've bedded...
[20:01] ---
    Pillow?
[20:03] ---
    Give me that!
[20:04] ---
    What is that?
[20:05] ---
    Was that Ch... Azumaya talking to you?
[20:08] ---
    I think it's just your imagination!
[20:11] ---
    It was you! Let's hear it!
    What's this about pillows?
[20:15] ---
    Hey, brat! Knock it off!
[20:17] ---
    Mr. Saijo.
[20:19] ---
    Damn it! Please excuse me for today!
[20:22] ---
    Mr. Ayagi!
    What was that bit about "pillows"?
[20:25] ---
    Shut up! Don't follow me!
[20:28] ---
    What was that about?
[20:30] ---
    Yes?
[20:31] ---
    Good work today, Takato!
[20:33] ---
    Has the intruder left by now?
[20:36] ---
    Where are you spying me from?
[20:38] ---
    Where? I'm about to leave the studio.
[20:42] ---
    Liar! Where are you?!
[20:44] ---
    Here?!
[20:46] ---
    Oh, come on! I wouldn't hide in a garbage can!
[20:49] ---
    Hey! Then where are you? I'm scared!
[20:53] ---
    I'm scared! Mr. Sasaki!
[20:56] ---
    Publisher
[20:57] ---
    Very nice!
[21:00] ---
    Hase, you really do good work!
[21:00] ---
    Weekly Fuyufumi
    Editor-in-Chief
    Koki Tanabe
[21:03] ---
    I wish you would consider
    going exclusive with us.
[21:06] ---
    Why don't we get sushi together next time?
[21:09] ---
    No need.
[21:10] ---
    You don't have to suck up to me
    for boring work like this.
[21:11] ---
    Independent Cameraman
    Jiro Hasegawa
[21:13] ---
    Oh, no enthusiasm!
[21:16] ---
    Well, recently
    nothing splashy has been happening.
[21:19] ---
    Then how about taking a gamble and
    staking out a place where there is no smoke?
[21:24] ---
    A gamble?
[21:25] ---
    Yeah. It's about time we got a big scoop.
[21:28] ---
    Let's see.
[21:34] ---
    If you land me some gossip around this,
[21:36] ---
    info about women, money, and so on,
    I'll pay through the nose!
[21:40] ---
    Vulgar. A wholesome subject like this.
[21:44] ---
    We're in a vulgar business, aren't we, Hase?
[21:50] ---
    Well, I'll think about it.
[23:26] ---
    Mr. Saijo. I really like you.
[23:31] ---
    I'm sorry. Even if you hate me...
[23:35] ---
    hug7
    "Can I keep liking you?"

Season 1

7 - Can I keep liking you?

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[00:25] ---
    Every day, the sky flows on,
[00:27] ---
    as if a "play" button
    has been pressed again and again.

[00:32] ---
    A scene that never changes.
[00:34] ---
    No dissatisfaction.
[00:35] ---
    That must be proof of peace.
[00:38] ---
    I was scouted out and entered show business,
    but the world didn't change otherwise for me.

[00:44] ---
    Shooting is starting today for the drama
    that will mark my debut as an actor.

[00:49] ---
    As always,
    everything was pretty much going smoothly.

[00:53] ---
    I'm Taguchi, Junta Azumaya's manager.
[00:56] ---
    Azumaya, this is the director, Mr. Kadokura.
[00:59] ---
    I'm Junta Azumaya.
[01:01] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[01:03] ---
    N-Nice to meet you!
[01:05] ---
    He's hooked!
[01:06] ---
    Y-You're really popular right now, huh?
[01:08] ---
    Your hair and eye color are light.
    Maybe you're half-Japanese?
[01:11] ---
    My grandfather is a Spaniard...
[01:12] ---
    Mr. Saijo! Good morning!
[01:14] ---
    Good morning!
[01:16] ---
    Good morning.
[01:17] ---
    There's Takato!
[01:19] ---
    Hi, Saijo!
[01:20] ---
    Long time no see.
[01:26] ---
    So this person is...
[01:28] ---
    Takato Saijo.
SIGN    hug 7 "Can I keep liking you?"
[03:05] ---
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
    I'm Junta Azumaya from Mitsuya Production.
[03:09] ---
    I look forward to working with you.
[03:15] ---
    Oh. I'm glad to have the chance
    to work with you on your drama debut.
[03:19] ---
    Let's make this a great one.
[03:21] ---
    Yes!
[03:23] ---
    Was he appraising me?
[03:27] ---
    "Vial of the Sun" was a pure love story
    about a young perfumer with an eye disease

[03:31] ---
    and a girl who aims to become a glass artisan.
[03:36] ---
    My role was an aspiring potter and old friend
    of the heroine who's in love with her.

[03:41] ---
    Cut! Okay, we got it!
[03:43] ---
    Then next,
    the scene between Hinata and Satomi.
[03:45] ---
    Okay!
[03:47] ---
    Azumaya, is this really your first time?
[03:49] ---
    That was great!
[03:51] ---
    Thank you.
[03:53] ---
    So I guess how I did that was good.
[03:55] ---
    For now, it looks like
    doing the usual would suffice.

[04:07] ---
    Um...
[04:09] ---
    what is this?
[04:12] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[04:14] ---
    Stop! Stop!
[04:15] ---
    What's with this girl's performance?
[04:16] ---
    Ugh, there he is. Sakamaki, the producer!
[04:19] ---
    I'm sure this is a tough job for a cheesecake
    model, but you've still gotta do your best!
[04:19] ---
    Don't get too close to him, otherwise you'll
    feel like you want to punch him.
[04:24] ---
    Wow, he looks like pink fish floss.
[04:26] ---
    M-Mr. Sakamaki!
    Her performance wasn't that bad.
[04:29] ---
    All right, fine, I guess I've got to lecture you
[04:31] ---
    on the creative frame of mind
    that's needed for a drama.
[04:33] ---
    I'll take you out drinking afterwards, okay?
[04:36] ---
    First workplace harassment,
    then sexual harassment.
[04:39] ---
    I wonder if rescuing her here
    would have an effect on my next job.

[04:41] ---
    Thank you.
[04:43] ---
    Are you off tomorrow? You're off, right?
[04:44] ---
    Oh, what the hell.
[04:46] ---
    Hey, Azumaya?!
[04:46] ---
    Yeah. Then what should we do?
[04:49] ---
    I guess go to Ginza? Get some sushi...
[04:54] ---
    Excuse me.
[04:56] ---
    If we're not going to continue here,
    can we go on to my next scene?
[05:01] ---
    We're just wasting time.
[05:05] ---
    This has such a gentle form.
[05:07] ---
    It doesn't have the stiffness of glass
    and as I'm holding it, it feels warm.
[05:14] ---
    What?
[05:15] ---
    I knew it.
[05:17] ---
    You're the same as this vial.
[05:19] ---
    The scent of the warm sun.
[05:21] ---
    Did you make this?
[05:24] ---
    He delivers such an elegant performance.
[05:27] ---
    It's like every moment is thoughtful.
[05:29] ---
    My eyes want to follow him
    all the way to his fingertips.

[05:32] ---
    I like this pure feeling of tension.
[05:35] ---
    It feels like he brings an air of dignity
    to this whole set.

[05:39] ---
    Cut! Okay, we got it!
[05:42] ---
    Well, I'll be on my way.
[05:44] ---
    S-See you tomorrow!
[05:46] ---
    Th-That's my Saijo!
[05:48] ---
    You're in a whole other league
    than those newbies! Good, good!
[05:51] ---
    You.
[05:52] ---
    You're in my way.
[05:55] ---
    S-Sorry.
[05:57] ---
    Thank you.
[06:02] ---
    Saijo was in a bad mood
    because you were doing a terrible job!
[06:05] ---
    You better apologize to him later!
[06:08] ---
    It's almost impressive how small-time he is.
[06:10] ---
    The pink fish floss logged out?
[06:13] ---
    Um, I apologize for making Mr. Saijo angry.
[06:17] ---
    Oh, no, I think Saijo just put on
    a good act to divert Mr. Sakamaki.
[06:23] ---
    By doing that, Mr. Sakamaki
    had to start worrying about Saijo's mood
[06:27] ---
    and wasn't able
    to pick a quarrel with any of us.
[06:30] ---
    To be honest, that was really my job.
[06:32] ---
    I'm pathetic.
[06:34] ---
    Takato, you have to be so cool.
[06:41] ---
    So this is what it's like
    to be on the set of a drama.

[06:44] ---
    I don't think it's like anything
    I've experienced before. Especially...

[06:47] ---
    I'd like to order catering for the set,
[06:49] ---
    and please add an assortment of sweets
    that girls would like.
[06:53] ---
    Yeah, I just want to improve
    morale on the set a bit.
[06:57] ---
    Mr. Saijo didn't go home?
[07:00] ---
    I'm fine. How many years
    do you think I've been doing this?
[07:04] ---
    Strong people like him are just
    picture-perfect just by doing that.

[07:05] ---
    Yeah, sorry for the hassle, Mr. Sasaki.
[07:07] ---
    Please put the order in. Thanks.
[07:12] ---
    The next time that producer
    rears his head and shows up on set,
[07:17] ---
    I'll embarrass him so badly
    that he'll never wear pink again.
[07:24] ---
    "Creative frame of mind," whatever!
[07:26] ---
    You oughta recreate yourself
    from before you were born!
[07:30] ---
    I see. This is what he's like.
[07:34] ---
    His face that's not on set...
[07:36] ---
    I mean, it's really different,
    but oh man, it's hilarious!

[07:37] ---
    I need more sugar! Come on,
    serotonin! Give me some more!
[07:41] ---
    Well, enough of that little fish,
    but this Junta Azumaya...
[07:48] ---
    It's been a while since I've had to contend
    with a major annoyance.
[07:52] ---
    I see.
[07:55] ---
    He's always been looking at me with hostility.
[07:59] ---
    I guess this is what it feels like to be hated.
[08:04] ---
    Mr. Saijo.
[08:06] ---
    Good work today.
[08:07] ---
    A-Azumaya?!
[08:09] ---
    You like hot chocolate?
[08:13] ---
    How long have you been here, Azumaya?
[08:15] ---
    Not long.
[08:16] ---
    Oh, I see.
[08:17] ---
    By "not long,"
    you mean like four or five minutes?
[08:19] ---
    No, about 30 seconds.
[08:21] ---
    Oh, really?
[08:23] ---
    Mr. Saijo, thank you for earlier.
[08:28] ---
    Oh, you knew what I was doing, huh?
[08:30] ---
    Mr. Kadokura explained it.
[08:32] ---
    Oh.
[08:34] ---
    I owe him one.
[08:36] ---
    His eyelashes are so long
    that they cast a shadow.

[08:37] ---
    Then I don't have to spell it out.
[08:41] ---
    Well, if things have quieted down over there,
    I'll return to the studio.
[08:45] ---
    I have to thank Mr. Kadokura.
[08:47] ---
    Um, Mr. Saijo...
[08:50] ---
    I really am grateful
    to have this chance to work with you.
[08:55] ---
    I look forward to working with you
    until this wraps.
[08:59] ---
    You're grateful?
[09:01] ---
    Then I'd better work hard, too.
[09:03] ---
    So you'll continue to feel that way
    to the very end.
[09:13] ---
    Let's work well together, Azumaya.
[09:19] ---
    Huh?
[09:20] ---
    What is this?
[09:24] ---
    My chest.
[09:28] ---
    For the first time,
    I heard the sound of a noisy sky.

[09:43] ---
    He slowly opens his eyes as if exhaling,
    and then I know he'll look at me.

[09:50] ---
    His expressions, and the way he moves his gaze.
    It satisfies all the viewers with his performance.

[09:56] ---
    He gives us what we want.
[09:59] ---
    What we want?
[10:01] ---
    What do I want?
[10:03] ---
    Where does that come from?
[10:06] ---
    This stirring in the pit of my stomach...
[10:09] ---
    What the hell is it?
[10:13] ---
    I like him. That's why I'm with him.
[10:16] ---
    Eventually he won't be able
    to see you or your work anymore.
[10:20] ---
    Even if he can't see...
[10:21] ---
    Even if he can't see, he'll know by touch.
[10:25] ---
    He'll sense me through scent.
[10:27] ---
    Hinata, choose me.
[10:29] ---
    Kosuke, let's stop talking about this.
[10:31] ---
    Be mine. I'll always look at you,
    just as I have all this time.
[10:36] ---
    Wait, Kosuke!
[10:38] ---
    Cut! Azumaya, Natsume, good work!
[10:42] ---
    Good work!
[10:43] ---
    Good work.
[10:54] ---
    Pardon me.
[10:59] ---
    Good work today.
[11:01] ---
    Yeah, good work.
[11:02] ---
    What should I do? It's just the two of us,
    but it'll be awkward if I sit far away from him.

[11:08] ---
    Can I sit next to you?
[11:11] ---
    Go ahead.
[11:12] ---
    He totally doesn't want me there.
[11:20] ---
    This is awkward,
    but maybe I'll ask him about before.

[11:24] ---
    If there's something I've done
    to offend him, I'll apologize.

[11:27] ---
    Um, Mr. Saijo, I—
[11:29] ---
    I like him.
[11:33] ---
    I like him. That's why I'm with him.
[11:35] ---
    - Um, Mr. Saijo?
    - Next line.
[11:38] ---
    From that last scene.
[11:40] ---
    Eventually he won't be able
    to see you or your work anymore.
[11:45] ---
    Even if he can't see...
[11:47] ---
    Even if he can't see, he'll know by touch.
[11:50] ---
    - He'll sense me through—
    - Choose me.
[11:52] ---
    Kosuke, let's stop talking about—
[11:54] ---
    Be mine. I'll...
[11:56] ---
    Hold her gently in my arms...
[11:58] ---
    No, hold her as if I'm stealing her away.
[12:01] ---
    I'll always look at you,
    just as I have all this time.
[12:07] ---
    I'll follow my feelings.
[12:08] ---
    Azumaya.
[12:10] ---
    That was much better.
[12:12] ---
    Much better than just saying the lines.
[12:15] ---
    Instead of thinking it out logically,
    you're more suited to act from your emotions.
[12:20] ---
    Maybe you should learn more about yourself.
[12:22] ---
    About myself?
[12:25] ---
    I swear, you're sitting on a gold mine.
[12:27] ---
    Um, Mr. Saijo. I wonder what it is that I want.
[12:32] ---
    Nothing!
[12:33] ---
    Thank you.
[12:36] ---
    Well, I'm going to take a nap
    until we get to the location.
[12:39] ---
    Right! Good night.
[12:44] ---
    The me I didn't know about
    is slowly being dragged out.

[12:50] ---
    What is it about him?
[12:56] ---
    And action!
[12:58] ---
    Are you okay walking around at night?
[13:03] ---
    You're...
[13:04] ---
    Don't you remember me?
[13:06] ---
    Or maybe you can't see faces now
    from this distance?
[13:11] ---
    You're Kosuke, right? I recognize your voice.
[13:15] ---
    You don't get it, do you?
[13:17] ---
    But I do.
[13:18] ---
    I know that you treasure her.
[13:21] ---
    I know what you want to tell me.
[13:23] ---
    I understand perfectly.
[13:25] ---
    Mr. Amamiya.
[13:26] ---
    The lines, the emotions,
    are coming out of me naturally.

[13:30] ---
    I want to throw everything I have at him.
    More, more.

[13:35] ---
    Mr. Amamiya, regarding her, how do you—
[13:45] ---
    I told you to inspect that!
[13:47] ---
    - I-I'm sorry! Towels! Towels!
    - Are you okay, Mr. Saijo?
[13:54] ---
    I heard a sound.
[13:58] ---
    Azumaya.
[13:59] ---
    In my mind, the sky is roiling.
[14:00] ---
    Why did you...
[14:05] ---
    Why are you cowering like that?
[14:08] ---
    Why do you look at me like that?
[14:09] ---
    What?
[14:13] ---
    Is it because you hate me?
[14:14] ---
    Azu... maya...
[14:21] ---
    Saijo! Azumaya!
[14:23] ---
    Are you okay?
[14:25] ---
    Yes.
[14:27] ---
    I'm not that wet,
    so please take care of Azumaya.
[14:30] ---
    O-Okay!
[14:32] ---
    Sorry. But thanks.
[14:34] ---
    Not at all.
[14:36] ---
    What was I doing?
[14:41] ---
    Okay.
[14:42] ---
    I would give everything to you.
[14:46] ---
    If we hadn't been interrupted,
    I would've kissed him.

[14:51] ---
    Kiss?
[14:52] ---
    No. It wouldn't have been
    anything that gentle.

[14:56] ---
    I've never felt that before.
[14:58] ---
    It was as if I'd become a beast.
[15:02] ---
    For just a moment, he looked scared.
[15:06] ---
    Maybe he hates me again?
[15:13] ---
    This must be what he saw.
[15:17] ---
    The face of a man overcome with desire.
[15:22] ---
    I'm in love with you.
[15:23] ---
    W-Wait, Kosuke.
[15:24] ---
    I can't wait.
[15:25] ---
    I've waited long enough.
[15:29] ---
    Hinata.
[15:31] ---
    That was great!
[15:32] ---
    That was the best of all your scenes together.
[15:35] ---
    Azumaya, what the heck?
    A sudden awakening!
[15:38] ---
    Awakening?
[15:39] ---
    You seem different ever since that last location.
[15:41] ---
    Did something cause it?
[15:49] ---
    Yes, there was something.
[15:58] ---
    Huh?
[16:01] ---
    Mr. Saijo, are you not feeling well?
[16:04] ---
    You're looking a little pale.
[16:07] ---
    No, I'm fine.
[16:10] ---
    I'm glad you have enough confidence
    to worry about my well-being.
[16:13] ---
    But be sure you stay focused.
[16:16] ---
    Right.
[16:18] ---
    But, um, I think you have a slight fever.
[16:30] ---
    Sorry.
[16:31] ---
    No, it's my fault. I apologize.
[16:38] ---
    It hurts. It hurts, but...
[16:41] ---
    that one moment of contact, even with
    that moment of pain, it follows through.

[16:48] ---
    Excuse me. I'm getting on.
[16:58] ---
    About before...
[16:59] ---
    - Yes?
    - Did I hurt your hand?
[17:03] ---
    No, it was nothing.
[17:05] ---
    Oh. Good.
[17:08] ---
    One actor hurting another
    is no laughing matter.
[17:14] ---
    I want to hug his shoulders to hold him up.
[17:16] ---
    But...
[17:18] ---
    But I'm sure he just wants to hurry and get away
    from me, and out of this enclosed space.

[17:26] ---
    Is he really okay?
[17:28] ---
    He seems to be walking normally, but...
[17:32] ---
    Worrying about him too much
    will only put him in a fouler mood.

[17:39] ---
    Mr. Saijo!
[17:42] ---
    Pardon me.
[17:44] ---
    You're a lot warmer than I thought.
    The hospital...
[17:48] ---
    Crap. I only have my motorcycle.
[17:51] ---
    Excuse me. I need a taxi.
[17:53] ---
    The location is the studio in Aoumi.
    Yes, that's right.
[17:57] ---
    Yes. Thank you.
[18:01] ---
    I know you don't want to be touched by me,
    but please endure it for now.
[18:12] ---
    So the desire to treasure someone is connected
    to the desire of wanting someone all to yourself.

[18:18] ---
    Mr. Saijo.
[18:20] ---
    I've fallen in love with you.
[18:23] ---
    I'm sorry. Even if you hate me...
[18:27] ---
    Can I keep liking you?
[18:35] ---
    Oh, there it is.
    Sasaki here. I'm coming in!
[18:39] ---
    Good evening!
[18:40] ---
    Good evening.
[18:42] ---
    I apologize that you went to all this trouble.
[18:43] ---
    No, no trouble at all.
[18:45] ---
    The doctor said that with
    the IV and plenty of sleep, he should be fine.
[18:48] ---
    I wondered what it was about
    when you called my agency.
[18:53] ---
    It must've been tough getting him here,
    carrying a tall man like him.
[18:56] ---
    No, he was light.
[18:58] ---
    I was a little surprised by how slender he is.
[19:01] ---
    Oh, don't tell him that, okay?
[19:04] ---
    He has a complex about how hard it is
    for him to put on muscle.
[19:11] ---
    You can go, Azumaya.
[19:13] ---
    Thank you for tonight.
[19:14] ---
    When Takato wakes up,
    I'll tell him everything you did.
[19:18] ---
    If possible, please don't tell him
    I carried him here.
[19:23] ---
    Are you self-conscious about it?
[19:24] ---
    Yes.
[19:26] ---
    It seems that I've done nothing
    but annoy Mr. Saijo this shoot.
[19:30] ---
    Don't let him get to you.
    He's the one who gets cranky all the time.
[19:34] ---
    Oh, come on.
[19:36] ---
    It's unusual for him to so openly
    treat someone like an enemy.
[19:40] ---
    Maybe that means
    he has great expectations for you.
[19:58] ---
    This pain, heartache, sweetness, and rush...
[20:04] ---
    I probably can't make them vanish.
[20:09] ---
    A motorcycle is no good.
[20:10] ---
    I need to get a car.
[20:12] ---
    So I can give a ride to the person dear to me
    whenever they might need one.

[20:18] ---
    This shoot is almost over.
[20:24] ---
    Okay, please stay like this
    until they call for you.
[20:27] ---
    Roger that.
[20:32] ---
    This is the last day.
[20:40] ---
    No. I won't let it be the last day.
[20:45] ---
    Since meeting you, I've learned
    what it is to truly "want" something.

[20:50] ---
    I'm going to chase you, Takato.
[20:59] ---
    So that the next time we meet,
    we'll be side by side

[21:02] ---
    and I'll be able to express these feelings
    and take you in my arms.

[21:07] ---
    I'll firm my resolve, and start preparing myself
    so I can obtain what's precious to me.

[21:18] ---
    First off, could we have a few words
    from our lead actor, Azumaya?
[21:21] ---
    S-Sure.
[21:23] ---
    I'm Junta Azumaya,
    and I'll be playing the main character.
[21:25] ---
    Even now, I feel like
    I'm going to pounce on you.

[21:29] ---
    I'm sorry, Takato.
[21:31] ---
    I'll do my very best
    and I look forward to working with you!
[21:32] ---
    But I swear...
[21:34] ---
    I'm going to make you mine.
[21:37] ---
    So we start shooting next week.
[21:40] ---
    I look forward to working with all of you.
[21:42] ---
    I look forward to working with you!
[21:48] ---
    All right, let's go.
[21:53] ---
    Mr. Saijo!
[23:25] ---
    Ever since the day I said "I like you,"
[23:29] ---
    I've been more self-conscious than ever
    when we do couple-like things.
[23:34] ---
    It's kind of a problem.
[23:36] ---
    hug8
    "H-Hands off my swim trunks."

Season 1

8 - H-Hands off my swim trunks.

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[00:04] ---
    Hello? Oh, Mr. Sasaki.
[00:06] ---
    Yes.
[00:07] ---
    Uh-huh. Did you buy souvenirs for your family?
[00:11] ---
    I'm Takato Saijo, an extremely popular actor.
[00:16] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[00:16] ---
    No. I'm taking it easy in my own way. Yes.
[00:20] ---
    Because of my competence, I quickly finished
    shooting my commercial here in Hawaii,

[00:24] ---
    so I decided to spend
    the remaining two days just to relax.

[00:29] ---
    You take it easy too, Mr. Sasaki.
[00:31] ---
    Right. See you later.
SIGN    hug8 "H-Hands off my swim trunks."
[00:34] ---
    The sound of the waves is so pleasant.
    Really soothing.
[00:38] ---
    Or it should be.
[00:39] ---
    Takato!
[00:39] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[00:40] ---
    I bought some tropical juice!
[00:43] ---
    But even here, I'm in the grasp
    of this terrifying stalker angel.

[02:22] ---
    What are you doing here?
[02:25] ---
    This is Hawaii! Not Japan!
[02:27] ---
    How can I get any rest here, you stalker!
[02:30] ---
    R-Really, it's just a coincidence.
[02:32] ---
    I just happened to have
    a magazine photo shoot here.
[02:36] ---
    Always a coincidence with you.
    You must buy them by the bunch!
[02:42] ---
    It's kind of refreshing to make a scene
    without anyone knowing who we are, huh?
[02:45] ---
    It's a popular sightseeing spot,
    but we're still in another country.
[02:48] ---
    That just means we're only on a national level.
[02:51] ---
    I'm loving this.
[02:53] ---
    I mean, I love getting to have a date with you
    by the light of day and at the beach.
[02:59] ---
    This is no date, you dummy!
[03:04] ---
    Tomo, this is so cute!
[03:06] ---
    Let's buy matching ones!
[03:08] ---
    Matching stuff is lame!
[03:08] ---
    Newlywed Couple
    Tomo
[03:08] ---
    Newlywed Couple
    Miki
[03:10] ---
    To commemorate our honeymoon!
[03:12] ---
    Sheesh.
[03:14] ---
    Well, all right.
[03:16] ---
    What's wrong, Chunta?
[03:17] ---
    Takato, please wait here.
[03:20] ---
    Okay.
[03:26] ---
    Toy Poodle, Male,
    2 Years Old
    Maron
[03:26] ---
    Cut it out. If you eat something weird,
    Reiko will be pissed at me.
[03:27] ---
    Japan Arts Enterprise
    Chihiro Ayagi
[03:32] ---
    Ow! Let go of me!
[03:34] ---
    Damn it! Why am I walking a dog
    when I've come all the way to Hawaii?
[03:39] ---
    I'm going shopping,
    so please take care of Maron, Chi.

[03:40] ---
    Venus Inc., Owner
    Reiko
[03:43] ---
    Sure!
[03:47] ---
    I'm here to make amends for the break-ups,
    but also being a bootlicker isn't easy.
[03:51] ---
    Still, how many more people
    do I have to go through?

[03:54] ---
    Daisuke! Mi! Where are you?!
[04:00] ---
    What the hell, man!
[04:07] ---
    - Here you go.
    - What's that?
[04:10] ---
    I don't know. I bought it at that stall.
[04:13] ---
    I thought the black one would suit you more.
    I got the white one, so we match!
[04:17] ---
    Wait, but I don't want it.
[04:19] ---
    It's kind of creepy.
[04:21] ---
    Don't be like that. Just take it!
    Okay? Here.
[04:24] ---
    I said I don't want it!
[04:26] ---
    It's to commemorate our first beach date!
[04:29] ---
    Knock it off. Are you a moron?
[04:31] ---
    I'm sorry!
[04:32] ---
    What's that racket?
[04:34] ---
    I didn't mean to do it!
[04:35] ---
    Galaxy Agency
    Ryo Narumiya
[04:36] ---
    Hawaiian god,
    I'm sorry that I wasted food!
[04:39] ---
    That's what you care about, you little brat?
[04:41] ---
    And I'm sorry to you too, Mr. Ayagi!
[04:43] ---
    Why do I get second billing?
[04:46] ---
    Hey, was there a special sale
    on coincidences today?
[04:54] ---
    So we're here for work.
[04:57] ---
    What are you two doing here?
[04:59] ---
    I'm here on my class trip.
[05:01] ---
    It's free time, but I lost sight of my friends.
[05:04] ---
    And then, as I was wandering around,
    Mr. Ayagi crashed into my ice cream.
[05:08] ---
    You liar!
[05:10] ---
    You were panicking, lost, and crying out
    for your friends, when you walked right into me!
[05:15] ---
    After all, I don't speak English,
    and I was all alone!
[05:18] ---
    I was on the verge of tears!
[05:19] ---
    The hell do I care?
    What are you gonna do about this?
[05:22] ---
    My shirt's all sticky!
[05:23] ---
    Well? How are you gonna make this right?
[05:26] ---
    Geez, I already apologized!
[05:28] ---
    Hey, don't pick on the youngster.
    He'll see how small-minded you are.
[05:33] ---
    I don't want to hear that from you.
[05:35] ---
    So what are you doing here?
[05:39] ---
    Well, it's not so much work
    as I came with someone.
[05:41] ---
    You could say I'm trying to clean up my act.
[05:44] ---
    Oh? Could it be that it's still going on?
[05:47] ---
    The pillow-talk—
[05:49] ---
    No, it's not!
[05:50] ---
    I told you I'm trying to clean up my act,
    you malicious angel!
[05:52] ---
    Geez. Saijo, why not dump this dangerous guy
    and switch over to me?
[05:58] ---
    Right now, stability and sincerity
    are my selling points.
[06:01] ---
    - Ayagi!
    - Ow!
[06:03] ---
    Instead of always making gross jokes at me,
[06:06] ---
    I told you to make 100 friends,
    you poor lonely bastard!
[06:09] ---
    Shoo, shoo!
[06:11] ---
    Mr. Ayagi, you're lonely?
[06:13] ---
    Want me to become your friend?
[06:20] ---
    This is all your fault, you pretend-angel!
[06:25] ---
    I found a volleyball!
[06:27] ---
    Oh, there's a sand court over there.
[06:30] ---
    A court?! Seriously?!
[06:31] ---
    I want to play beach volleyball!
[06:34] ---
    Well, I don't tan, so...
[06:37] ---
    Sounds to me like you don't have
    any confidence in your athletic skills.
[06:40] ---
    Says the guy who took forever
    to make our sword battle look good.
[06:45] ---
    Fine! I'll wipe that smirk right off your face!
[06:49] ---
    Yep, I knew you'd take the bait.
[06:51] ---
    Takato, what about our date?
[06:53] ---
    Come on! Get ready, you guys!
[06:55] ---
    Yay!
[06:56] ---
    Takato!
[07:03] ---
    Dude, you're taking this too seriously!
[07:05] ---
    I'll kill you!
[07:06] ---
    You'll kill me?!
[07:07] ---
    Hang in there, Mr. Ayagi!
[07:08] ---
    Things might be tough and sad,
    but all's fair on the court!
[07:11] ---
    You get the ball, too! We're a team, right?
[07:13] ---
    Are you eating ice cream again?!
[07:15] ---
    Here we go!
[07:16] ---
    - Set the ball, Chunta!
    - Right!
[07:19] ---
    Damn it, he's a pretty boy on the outside
    and springs on the inside!

[07:23] ---
    My knees are trembling!
[07:27] ---
    Give me a break already, superstar.
[07:32] ---
    Ow.
[07:34] ---
    Ow.
[07:35] ---
    It's like I pushed him down!
[07:38] ---
    A-Ayagi.
[07:40] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[07:41] ---
    What's that gap about?
[07:42] ---
    Ayagi?
[07:43] ---
    Why do you look so aroused, Takato?
[07:46] ---
    I'll cornhole you!
[07:48] ---
    This is an accident, right?
    Yeah, just a coincidence.

[07:51] ---
    It wouldn't count if I touched him just a little.
[07:54] ---
    By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,
[07:56] ---
    I've heard rumors that you pillow-talked
    your way up the ladder. Is that true?

[08:00] ---
    Okay, okay! I figured that was coming!
[08:02] ---
    Give me that, geez!
[08:05] ---
    That bastard.
    How many of these toys does he have?
[08:09] ---
    Takato, are you all right?
[08:12] ---
    I ate sand!
[08:15] ---
    That might be enough.
[08:18] ---
    What's that now?
    What about "pillows" again?
[08:20] ---
    You're hearing things! Forget about it.
[08:22] ---
    Now let's get back to the game!
[08:25] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[08:27] ---
    Are you really trying?
[08:28] ---
    Sorry! I'll get it!
[08:30] ---
    Um, I think it went over here.
[08:34] ---
    Chunta!
[08:35] ---
    I'll check on him!
[08:36] ---
    Takato!
[08:41] ---
    Hey, Chunta, where are you?
[08:43] ---
    Are you okay?
[08:45] ---
    Takato! I'm over here!
[08:47] ---
    Over where?
[08:50] ---
    Chun...
[08:52] ---
    This was on purpose?
[08:54] ---
    Yes, I did it on purpose.
[08:55] ---
    Because we're supposed to be on a date,
    and you're not paying me any attention.
[08:59] ---
    This is not a date!
[09:00] ---
    I want to be alone with you, Takato.
[09:04] ---
    We can do that when we get back!
[09:05] ---
    This is different. In Hawaii, we can have
    a date here and not have to worry about it.
[09:11] ---
    I did some digging
    and put together a date itinerary.
[09:14] ---
    What do you think?
[09:17] ---
    I see. I see.
[09:19] ---
    Well, I can't say I'm not interested...
[09:22] ---
    So now that it's settled, let's go!
[09:25] ---
    Let's make some memories, just you and me!
[09:28] ---
    Put me down!
[09:29] ---
    Let go of me! You kidnapper!
[09:32] ---
    Did you hear something?
[09:33] ---
    Mr. Ayagi! Mr. Ayagi!
[09:35] ---
    I want to have some ice cream!
[09:36] ---
    You just had some!
[09:44] ---
    I finally found you!
[09:46] ---
    I thought maybe I'd never see you guys again!
[09:50] ---
    It's your own fault for wandering off.
[09:50] ---
    Ryo Narumiya's Friend
    Daisuke Ueno
[09:52] ---
    We looked all over for you.
[09:54] ---
    All right! Now that we found Naru,
    let's go somewhere.
[09:55] ---
    Narumiya's Friend
    Ryota Iriya
[09:55] ---
    Narumiya's Friend
    Michiru Miwa
[09:57] ---
    Where should we go?
[09:59] ---
    No ideas?
[10:01] ---
    You should've looked into it.
[10:03] ---
    This is our free time, and that time is limited.
[10:05] ---
    Look who's talking!
[10:07] ---
    We have to do this next!
[10:09] ---
    Look, it's got a recommended rating of 90%!
[10:17] ---
    Hurry up, Takato!
[10:20] ---
    There's no rush.
    The dolphins aren't going to escape.
[10:23] ---
    As long as we're here,
    I want to get good seats!
[10:26] ---
    Sheesh, you're like a little kid.
[10:35] ---
    Did you see that?
[10:36] ---
    Yes, I'm watching right now.
[10:37] ---
    How cute!
[10:39] ---
    Yeah, you sure are.
[10:42] ---
    What?
[10:45] ---
    Hey!
[10:46] ---
    Huh?! Mr. Saijo and Junta!
[10:50] ---
    S-So you're here! Are those your friends?
[10:53] ---
    Yes! We were safely reunited!
[10:56] ---
    N-No way, is that Takato?
[10:59] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[11:00] ---
    And there's Junta Azumaya!
[11:02] ---
    "Mister," you idiot! Mr. Azumaya!
[11:04] ---
    Imagine meeting in a place like this.
    Good to know you.
[11:08] ---
    He's an angel!
[11:09] ---
    An angel in our midst!
[11:11] ---
    I know! Let's take a photo!
[11:15] ---
    Ready? Cheese!
[11:23] ---
    See you!
[11:27] ---
    What's wrong?
[11:28] ---
    Nothing.
    Come on. Let's go to the next place!
[11:42] ---
    I want to go here!
[11:43] ---
    Sheesh. Where did Reiko go?
[11:44] ---
    What is it?
[11:45] ---
    Since we're in Hawaii, we have to see it!
[11:46] ---
    It'll be a pain if we don't meet up eventually.
[11:47] ---
    It's a show that we can't miss!
[12:00] ---
    Aloha!
[12:05] ---
    W-Wow!
[12:07] ---
    It's something, huh?
[12:08] ---
    That's hot!
[12:10] ---
    Are you okay?
[12:11] ---
    Oh, I was just surprised.
    No big deal. See?
[12:15] ---
    That's no good.
[12:16] ---
    I'd better disinfect it, just in case.
[12:20] ---
    He's here, too?
[12:27] ---
    Watch out!
[12:33] ---
    Hot!
[12:35] ---
    My hair!
[12:39] ---
    You...
[12:41] ---
    Heartwarming!
[12:43] ---
    Animal lover!
[12:46] ---
    What?
[12:47] ---
    Nice job!
[12:48] ---
    Amazing!
[12:50] ---
    Good job!
[12:57] ---
    You can't come to Hawaii and not surf! Right?
[13:01] ---
    Is something wrong?
[13:03] ---
    N-Nothing's wrong!
[13:04] ---
    Takato, I'm afraid to ask,
    but you can swim, right?
[13:08] ---
    Of course I can swim!
[13:09] ---
    I figured as much. You're perfect, so naturally
    that includes being able to swim, right?
[13:15] ---
    It goes without saying!
[13:16] ---
    I hope we get some big waves!
[13:19] ---
    Easy to say, but will I really be okay?
[13:23] ---
    I'm sure my feet won't touch the bottom here.
[13:28] ---
    Damn it, why does
    he have to be good at everything?

[13:31] ---
    Takato, here comes a nice wave!
[13:34] ---
    N-No way! I can’t! I can’t! I can't!
[13:38] ---
    Yeah, now! Stand up!
[13:40] ---
    Like I can.
[13:42] ---
    All right, whatever!
[13:45] ---
    I'm standing!
    How could I doubt myself?

[13:49] ---
    Takato!
[14:01] ---
    Takato!
[14:03] ---
    I'm saved?
[14:05] ---
    I thought I was going to die.
[14:07] ---
    It's okay. I'll always save you.
[14:11] ---
    Chunta.
[14:16] ---
    Huh?! Fancy meeting you guys again!
[14:19] ---
    She's gone! Where are you, Reiko?
[14:33] ---
    This looks delicious!
[14:35] ---
    Yeah, sure does.
[14:37] ---
    Running into you guys in this huge Hawaii
    again and again, it's like fate!
[14:41] ---
    We should all just go sightseeing
    somewhere together!
[14:44] ---
    Brats should play with fellow brats.
[14:46] ---
    Mr. Saijo, how about going drinking after this?
[14:49] ---
    No, I'm heading back to the hotel to relax.
[14:52] ---
    Takato has somewhere to go with me after this.
[14:55] ---
    Sorry, but do you mind if we split up?
[14:59] ---
    Sure.
[15:00] ---
    No problem!
[15:07] ---
    It's like you said.
[15:09] ---
    This is a quiet, beautiful beach, Chunta.
[15:12] ---
    It is, Takato.
[15:16] ---
    - Nobody else is here.
    - True.
[15:20] ---
    Just you and me?
[15:22] ---
    Yes.
[15:26] ---
    So...
[15:27] ---
    now what are we supposed to do?
[15:29] ---
    We're stuck here!
[15:30] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:32] ---
    I didn't know the path
    disappeared during high tide!
[15:34] ---
    Crap. No service on my phone either.
[15:36] ---
    It's hopeless, huh?
[15:38] ---
    I really am sorry, Takato.
[15:42] ---
    You don't look too sorry!
[15:44] ---
    You look happy!
[15:47] ---
    When I thought that it really is just
    the two of us here, I couldn't help but smile.
[15:51] ---
    Doesn't it feel like we're
    the last two people on Earth?
[15:56] ---
    You're pleased by the stupidest things.
[15:58] ---
    If we were the last two people on Earth,
    who would watch my work?
[16:02] ---
    Good point.
[16:03] ---
    We can go back once the tide is out,
    so what should we do until then?
[16:07] ---
    Sleep on the beach tonight?
[16:09] ---
    Oh, leave that to me!
[16:16] ---
    Want me to peel another mango?
[16:18] ---
    Nah, I'm stuffed.
[16:21] ---
    Anyway, what are you?
[16:24] ---
    You can do all this with a single utility knife.
[16:27] ---
    Oh, I once had a part-time job
    on a desert island.
[16:30] ---
    What kind of part-time job?
[16:32] ---
    I guess I just pick up skills like this.
    I'm glad it's become helpful for you.
[16:38] ---
    Yeah, I'm grateful.
[16:40] ---
    Well, it's my fault we ended up here.
[16:45] ---
    The stars? Amazing.
[16:51] ---
    Takato, are you cold?
[16:53] ---
    Y-Yeah, that night wind is a little...
[16:56] ---
    But I'm fine.
[16:58] ---
    I'll go over there.
[17:01] ---
    There.
[17:04] ---
    It's like...
[17:06] ---
    Hey, I said I'm fine.
[17:09] ---
    I want to warm you up.
[17:11] ---
    Besides, I'm sure
    you're used to sitting in my lap by now, right?
[17:16] ---
    Ever since the day I said "I really like you,"
[17:20] ---
    whenever we act like lovers like this...
[17:22] ---
    Don't get carried away.
[17:24] ---
    Just stay put.
[17:26] ---
    I feel even more self-conscious than before.
[17:29] ---
    It's more than just getting carried away,
[17:32] ---
    and that troubles me.
[17:34] ---
    Oh, that's right. I found an unusual flower.
[17:37] ---
    Look at this.
[17:39] ---
    This one was blooming on a hill,
    and this one was blooming on the beach.
[17:44] ---
    They're pretty different,
    but both only have petals on their bottom half.
[17:50] ---
    This is called "naupaka".
[17:52] ---
    "Naupaka"?
[17:53] ---
    The site coordinator told me about it.
[17:56] ---
    The legend of the naupaka.
[17:59] ---
    It seems the god of fire had fallen in love
    with a man who already had a sweetheart.
[18:03] ---
    Fearing the god's wrath,
    the man escaped to the sea
[18:07] ---
    while the woman escaped to the mountain,
    but they were forever after separated.
[18:11] ---
    The naupaka blooms
    in the two areas where they escaped,
[18:15] ---
    serving as a symbol of the tragic lovers.
[18:18] ---
    I wonder why they didn't go together.
[18:22] ---
    If they had escaped together,
    they wouldn't be ripped apart like this.
[18:28] ---
    If it had been me, I definitely would've...
[18:30] ---
    - Hey!
    - Ow!
[18:32] ---
    There's no need to take a fairy tale so seriously.
[18:35] ---
    You're right. What am I feeling gloomy about?
[18:38] ---
    Hey!
[18:39] ---
    Right now you're in my arms.
    That's all I need to be happy.
[18:46] ---
    You're crushing me!
[18:51] ---
    We finally kissed.
[18:55] ---
    Takato, your neck is sunburned.
[18:58] ---
    Look, below your knees, too.
[19:00] ---
    Y-You don't have to check every spot!
[19:03] ---
    Don't touch me, you idiot!
[19:04] ---
    It's easy to see on you
    because your skin is so pale.
[19:07] ---
    Maybe here, too?
[19:09] ---
    S-Stop it! You insatiable angel!
[19:12] ---
    I know where you're going with this!
[19:14] ---
    You're onto me?
[19:16] ---
    But we don't get many chances
    where we don't have to hold back.
[19:19] ---
    What are you talking about?
[19:20] ---
    - Huh? Outdoor—
    - Outdoor?! You pervert!
[19:23] ---
    I don't want to do it outside,
    and I'm not stripping here!
[19:26] ---
    Oh, I see.
[19:29] ---
    Then I just have to put you in the mood
    with our clothes on, huh?
[19:32] ---
    Roger that.
[19:36] ---
    W-W-W-We're outside!
[19:38] ---
    It's okay.
    I won't take off your clothes. I promise.
[19:41] ---
    P-Promise? None of this is okay!
[19:44] ---
    Then I should take off your clothes?
[19:45] ---
    No, you... H-Hey, hands off.
[19:48] ---
    Hands off my swim trunks!
[19:50] ---
    Stop it. This is embarrassing.
    Any more and you'll make me...

[19:54] ---
    Takato, recently you haven't been
    showing me your face so much.
[19:59] ---
    And you hold your voice back. What's wrong?
[20:02] ---
    Shut up! Don't get so close to me!
[20:04] ---
    Please let me see you
    when I'm giving you pleasure.
[20:08] ---
    N-No.
[20:10] ---
    I don't know what kind of voice, or what kind
    of face I should have when we're making love.

[20:15] ---
    Damn it!
[20:24] ---
    Thank you, Chi.
[20:25] ---
    You were a big help.
[20:27] ---
    Did you two get along?
[20:29] ---
    Sure, we became great pals, right?
[20:35] ---
    Ouch! What the hell?
[20:37] ---
    After I saved your life!
[20:41] ---
    You still have a ways to go.
[20:54] ---
    T-Takato, are you still mad?
[20:57] ---
    About what? That the whole
    desert island adventure was your plan,
[21:01] ---
    and when I got back to the hotel, I found out
    you'd even informed Mr. Sasaki about it already?
[21:05] ---
    I just wanted to enjoy outdoor se...
[21:07] ---
    I mean enjoy our vacation together!
[21:10] ---
    Damn it, you set me up every time.
[21:13] ---
    You're no angel, you're a trickster crow!
[21:18] ---
    Takato, that was a good one! Amazing!
[21:22] ---
    Whatever!
[21:23] ---
    Wait for me!
[21:27] ---
    Two men, huh?
[21:27] ---
    Independent Cameraman
    Jiro Hasegawa
[21:29] ---
    That makes a boring picture.
[21:31] ---
    All right,
    time to get serious about making money.
[21:36] ---
    Good work today. How'd it go over there?
[21:37] ---
    TV-J Director
    Daisuke Oki
[21:39] ---
    Yeah, we kept up our acquaintance.
[21:40] ---
    TV-J General Producer
    Kazuomi Usaka
[21:43] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:45] ---
    Nothing.
[21:51] ---
    It's nothing.
[21:53] ---
    Shall we go?
[23:25] ---
    Chunta.
[23:27] ---
    Takato.
[23:28] ---
    I don't believe it.
[23:31] ---
    No, that was a dream.
[23:33] ---
    It must've been a dream.
    But don't tell me he...
[23:37] ---
    hug9
    "...I guess you two are close."

Season 1

9 - …I guess you two are close.

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[00:01] ---
    I, Takato Saijo, the extremely popular actor,
[00:04] ---
    have had nurses swoon over me
    from the moment I was born into this world.

[00:09] ---
    In kindergarten, the teacher
    and all the girls worshipped me as a prince.

[00:14] ---
    Throughout school, girls would line up on
    Valentine's Day to present me with chocolate.

[00:20] ---
    My heart skips a beat
    at every iteration of you, Mr. Saijo.
[00:22] ---
    You must have been very popular as a child.
[00:24] ---
    Oh, no, I wouldn't say that.
[00:26] ---
    Of course I was popular.
[00:29] ---
    Not particularly.
[00:31] ---
    Oh, come on. I can't believe that!
[00:34] ---
    After all, you were the Sexiest Man Alive
    for five years straight!
[00:38] ---
    Past tense.
[00:39] ---
    This is your grandmother, Suzuko Saijo, right?
[00:43] ---
    I understand she was
    the marquee player of a small theater.
[00:46] ---
    Was she an influence on you?
[00:48] ---
    Yes, certainly.
[00:50] ---
    When I was eight, I saw a dramatic reading
    with her, which kindled my interest for acting.
[00:55] ---
    When I told her I wanted
    to try that someday, she said...
[00:58] ---
    That someday...
[01:01] ---
    is now.
[01:04] ---
    I'm grateful to my grandmother.
[01:06] ---
    Thanks to her, I am who I am today.
[01:09] ---
    And entering the entertainment world
    made me more popular than ever.

[01:14] ---
    I really like you, even if you hate me.
[01:18] ---
    Who said that to me again?
SIGN    hug9 "...I guess you two are close."
[02:54] ---
    Long time no see, Boss.
[02:56] ---
    Oh, has it been that long?
[02:59] ---
    I see you every day on TV and in magazines.
[03:02] ---
    I'm kept busy, thanks to you.
[03:05] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    President
    Kinue Hanabusa
[03:05] ---
    This is from the sponsor
    of the commercial you shot in Hawaii.
[03:09] ---
    It's appreciation for helping him
    create a great commercial.
[03:12] ---
    I'm touched.
[03:14] ---
    I love the wine, but I'm
    especially pleased that he was happy.
[03:18] ---
    You never change.
[03:22] ---
    You've had the face of a professional
    ever since you were a kid.
[03:28] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[03:28] ---
    I want to make the former president proud,
    since he scouted me first.
[03:32] ---
    I think you've made him plenty proud.
[03:34] ---
    Takato Saijo's
    Manager
    Takumi Sasaki
[03:34] ---
    Right now you're the cash cow for Nitto Talent.
[03:38] ---
    Takato, once in a while,
    you should allow yourself to spread your wings.
[03:44] ---
    I agree with that.
[03:47] ---
    Work would still come in either way.
[03:49] ---
    So I think you could
    take a break and spread your wings.
[03:52] ---
    Thank you.
[03:54] ---
    But right now I'm enjoying work
    more than anything.
[03:57] ---
    I figured you would say that.
[03:58] ---
    Your rehearsals for "The Red Leaf Ogre"
    will get grueling tomorrow,
[04:01] ---
    so today's your last day to relax for a while.
    What do you want to do?
[04:07] ---
    Put! Me! Down!
[04:09] ---
    You insatiable angel!
[04:11] ---
    I just came here to drink wine!
[04:14] ---
    Damn you! Just get the prosciutto out!
[04:16] ---
    Yes, I will later, but for now,
    I'll have you, Takato.
[04:16] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[04:19] ---
    Don't talk about me like you're ordering a beer!
[04:22] ---
    I like you better than beer, Takato.
[04:24] ---
    Shut up!
[04:28] ---
    Chunta.
[04:29] ---
    Takato, call me "Chunta" more.
[04:35] ---
    Don't look at me like that.
[04:37] ---
    When I didn't even know where you
    were looking before.

[04:41] ---
    ONE YEAR AGO
[04:43] ---
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[04:44] ---
    I'm Junta Azumaya from Mitsuya Production.
[04:48] ---
    Junta Azumaya?
[04:51] ---
    At first glance, he passes muster.
[04:54] ---
    But my eyes are not so merciful.
[04:57] ---
    His face... half-Japanese?
[04:59] ---
    Prominent features, but refined.
[05:03] ---
    His body... Hey, how tall is he?
[05:05] ---
    And he's got an irritatingly good body figure.
[05:09] ---
    And his presence?
[05:11] ---
    Ugh, turn that damn aura down.
[05:14] ---
    I look forward to working with you.
[05:15] ---
    Yeah.
[05:17] ---
    Aggregate rating: High quality.
[05:27] ---
    I don't know why he entered this business,
[05:30] ---
    but he has those eyes
    that don't know where they're looking.

[05:35] ---
    Mr. Saijo, I wonder what it is that I want?
[05:38] ---
    Talent without the desire to drive it
    is like an unused treasure.

[05:44] ---
    That's right.
[05:45] ---
    There's no way I could ever lose
    to this half-hearted guy.

[05:48] ---
    Come at me. I'll challenge you.
[05:50] ---
    I'll challenge you as an actor, as the Sexiest Man
    of the Year, all of it, and you'll never get—

[05:59] ---
    Hey.
[06:01] ---
    What the hell?
[06:02] ---
    He had these eyes?
[06:05] ---
    Azu... maya.
[06:08] ---
    H-He's going to eat me.
[06:10] ---
    Saijo! Azumaya!
[06:12] ---
    Are you okay?
[06:14] ---
    Here, towels!
[06:17] ---
    I'm not that wet,
    so please take care of Azumaya.
[06:22] ---
    Sorry. But thanks.
[06:24] ---
    Not at all.
[06:25] ---
    I'm going to get some rest in the location bus
    until we're ready.
[06:35] ---
    Th-That was terrifying.
[06:40] ---
    No way. I was overpowered?
[06:43] ---
    I won't accept it.
[06:45] ---
    I won't accept it!
[06:48] ---
    Hello? Oh, Takato?
[06:49] ---
    M-Mr. Sasaki.
[06:51] ---
    Please accept all of the jobs
    that are currently on hold.
[06:55] ---
    No, no. It's okay.
[06:57] ---
    Cram it all in.
[06:59] ---
    I'll be fine. Thank you.
[07:03] ---
    I'm the one who's better.
[07:05] ---
    As an actor and as a man.
[07:11] ---
    My fever isn't going down.
[07:13] ---
    In fact, is it getting worse?
[07:17] ---
    Damn it!
[07:18] ---
    Slap on a cooling gel sheet, get some glucose,
[07:21] ---
    chug a 4,000-yen energy drink,
    get fired up again, and it'll work out!

[07:32] ---
    I'm fine.
[07:34] ---
    I can perform normally.
[07:37] ---
    Mr. Saijo, are you not feeling well?
[07:50] ---
    I think my nail hit him, too.
[07:54] ---
    Why are you the one who realized it? Damn it.
[07:58] ---
    It's frustrating.
[07:59] ---
    His star power keeps getting brighter.
[08:02] ---
    There are times when even I'm drawn to him.
[08:06] ---
    What'll happen if I lose?
[08:11] ---
    I kind of feel like I'm going to fall.
[08:13] ---
    My body is heavy.
[08:15] ---
    I'm staggering.
[08:16] ---
    Damn it.
    I need to stand up straight.

[08:21] ---
    Huh... What?
[08:25] ---
    It feels warm.
[08:26] ---
    Who is it?
[08:28] ---
    Mr. Saijo, I've fallen in love with you.
[08:32] ---
    Who...
[08:33] ---
    I'm sorry. Even if you hate me...
[08:35] ---
    Who was that?
[08:40] ---
    Can I keep liking you?
[08:43] ---
    Chunta?
[08:46] ---
    Takato?
[08:47] ---
    It couldn't be... You...
[08:51] ---
    No, that was a dream.
[08:53] ---
    I thought it was a dream.
    Don't tell me it was him?

[08:57] ---
    Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out!
[08:59] ---
    What's wrong, Takato?
[09:01] ---
    O-Oh, um...
[09:07] ---
    Hey, w-wait, wait, Chunta.
[09:11] ---
    Hold on a second.
[09:12] ---
    There's something wrong with my heart.
[09:14] ---
    Huh? Is your heart beating fast, Takato?
[09:17] ---
    No, you... I bet yours is, too!
[09:21] ---
    Let go of me!
[09:23] ---
    It is. My heart has always been
    beating fast for you, Takato.
[09:29] ---
    You probably didn't know that.
[09:33] ---
    Yeah, I didn't know, you idiot.
[09:37] ---
    Takato, show me your face.
[09:42] ---
    Takato, who do you belong to?
[09:45] ---
    Don't run away, and look at me.
[09:48] ---
    I couldn't run away if I tried.
[09:50] ---
    There is no path of escape.
[09:52] ---
    Now that I think about it,
    maybe this was inevitable.

[09:57] ---
    That day...
[09:58] ---
    ever since I looked into those eyes...
[10:00] ---
    or maybe from the very beginning.
[10:09] ---
    You felt that more than usual, huh?
[10:11] ---
    Will you show me one more time?
[10:14] ---
    Forget it! I can't!
[10:15] ---
    In fact, until "The Red Leaf Ogre" is over,
    you're forbidden from touching me!
[10:19] ---
    And you have a drama series to shoot!
[10:22] ---
    Your costar is the famous Yurie Kurokawa.
[10:24] ---
    Focus on your work!
[10:26] ---
    But...
[10:27] ---
    Working on the stage takes stamina.
[10:29] ---
    Let me conserve my strength. All right?
[10:32] ---
    Okay. Roger that.
[10:34] ---
    I'm exhausted! I sleep now!
[10:37] ---
    This is no time to spread my wings.
[10:40] ---
    I need to focus on work.
[10:44] ---
    Former Stage Actress
    Suzuko Saijo
[10:49] ---
    Suzuko, I'm going to be in a play.
[10:52] ---
    This one.
[10:56] ---
    And who's your costar?
[10:57] ---
    Kozaburo Nakata.
[11:00] ---
    That's hilarious.
[11:03] ---
    Don't let him steal the show.
[11:05] ---
    I'll steal the show from that ill-natured old fart!
[11:09] ---
    You'll see, Suzuko!
[11:11] ---
    Show me what you've got.
[11:15] ---
    Your acting style is quite grounded.
[11:18] ---
    That's not necessarily a bad thing.
[11:21] ---
    But when your heart
    goes hand-in-hand with your acting...
[11:26] ---
    I'm sure you'll soar.
[11:31] ---
    I haven't dreamed about Suzuko
    for a long time.
[11:40] ---
    CHUNTA
[11:42] ---
    Good morning, Takato!
[11:44] ---
    Oh. I told you I don't need
    a wake-up call every morning.
[11:49] ---
    This is a call to hear your voice
    right after waking up.

[11:53] ---
    Has something happened?
[11:56] ---
    Never mind me. You have
    an important scene to shoot today, don't you?
[12:00] ---
    You'd better focus.
[12:01] ---
    Right. You, too, Takato.
[12:03] ---
    Good luck with the premiere
    of "The Red Leaf Ogre." Talk to you later.

[12:07] ---
    I'm surprised he could tell just by my voice.
[12:10] ---
    Even though we haven't
    seen each other in a while.
[12:13] ---
    Forbidden to touch, huh?
[12:18] ---
    Concentrate on work!
[12:22] ---
    THE RED LEAF OGRE
[12:23] ---
    Suzuko diligently went and watched
    all of my stage performances.

[12:27] ---
    That's why I feel it even now.
[12:33] ---
    Mr. Usaka!
[12:35] ---
    So you're back home, huh?
[12:37] ---
    TV-J General Producer
    Kazuomi Usaka
[12:38] ---
    Business is booming, eh?
[12:40] ---
    Thanks to you. The show sold out in minutes.
[12:43] ---
    With that lineup of staff and cast,
    it's no wonder people want to see it.
[12:46] ---
    But they won't be satisfied unless
    the performances exceed their expectations.
[12:50] ---
    Yes, that's what Takato said, too.
[12:53] ---
    I'll be watching carefully.
[12:55] ---
    Yes, please do.
[13:03] ---
    Mr. Saijo, you were
    just thinking about him, weren't you?
[13:04] ---
    Japan Arts Enterprise
    Chihiro Ayagi
[13:09] ---
    I-I certainly was not thinking
    about that sparkly insatiable angel!
[13:15] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:16] ---
    Nothing. Normally, this is where
    that malicious angel would suddenly appear.
[13:20] ---
    He's not coming. I told him not to.
[13:23] ---
    You mean...
[13:26] ---
    The curtain's going up. Focus.
[13:29] ---
    I know.
[13:31] ---
    Focus.
[13:44] ---
    A flute?
[13:48] ---
    A robe made of red leaves.
[13:50] ---
    Don't tell me. The ogress, Kureha?!
[13:52] ---
    Oh? Wasn't that ogress' head hunted down
    and chopped off ages ago? By humans?
[14:00] ---
    Are you a man?! Who are you?!
[14:04] ---
    This is the Hidden Door.
[14:06] ---
    So of course I must be an ogre, yes?
[14:10] ---
    Please stand back, Lord Shigesada!
[14:12] ---
    We shall handle this!
[14:16] ---
    Stand down, you two!
    As I said, we didn't come here to fight.
[14:20] ---
    Hey! I just came here to talk!
[14:23] ---
    Talk? What do humans have to say
    as they attack an ogre?
[14:32] ---
    Why do I catch glimpses of his face even here?
[14:39] ---
    You want this blood, don't you?
[14:41] ---
    You can't resist your instinct.
[14:46] ---
    Come then, Shigesada.
[14:52] ---
    That's it, Shigesada.
[14:54] ---
    When you come to your senses,
    Kureha's earnest wish will come true.
[14:58] ---
    We'll be able to destroy the capital
    and build our world!
[15:09] ---
    Shigesada?!
[15:10] ---
    It's not that I can't focus.
[15:13] ---
    In fact, more than usual...
[15:19] ---
    Shigesada is to become
    the leader of the Hidden Door?
[15:21] ---
    Yes.
[15:23] ---
    But I haven't carried out my mission yet.
[15:25] ---
    I'm the leader of the Hidden Door!
[15:28] ---
    I have to destroy the capital
    and build the ogre world.
[15:31] ---
    Not with human hands, but with ogre hands.
    That was Lady Kureha's dying wish.
[15:36] ---
    Then why am I here, at the Hidden Door?
    Why have I...
[15:42] ---
    Shigesada? Was I just a pawn
    to awaken Shigesada's abilities?
[15:47] ---
    You have fulfilled your role.
[15:50] ---
    I can become neither ogre nor human.
[15:54] ---
    Where do I belong?
[15:57] ---
    Tsunewaka's feelings
    have penetrated deep in my mind.

[16:00] ---
    What is this sensation?
[16:08] ---
    Mother.
[16:19] ---
    Mr. Saijo, are you okay?
[16:22] ---
    Maybe you threw yourself too exuberantly?
[16:24] ---
    If you don't save your energy, you'll—
[16:25] ---
    You better not be saving your energy.
[16:28] ---
    Try to steal the show from me, Shigesada.
[16:32] ---
    This isn't like me.
[16:36] ---
    Takato Saijo is a cool actor
    who plays it by the book.

[16:41] ---
    I calculate the role and where I stand,
[16:43] ---
    then perfectly control the play
    with my acting ability and sense of balance.

[16:46] ---
    That's right. We're ogres.
[16:49] ---
    Ogres that kill and devour humans!
[16:52] ---
    But then why...
[16:53] ---
    Turn the capital into the color of red leaves!
[16:57] ---
    Why do I have this burning feeling in my chest?
[17:02] ---
    Why?
[17:07] ---
    Shigesada, my little brother,
[17:10] ---
    we have a cursed fate.
[17:17] ---
    I'll cut it down with Little Crow here!
[17:29] ---
    It's beautiful.
[17:33] ---
    Propelling me from the bottom of my heart...
[17:37] ---
    Passion welling up inside me...
[17:40] ---
    When did it start?
[17:45] ---
    Chunta.
[17:47] ---
    You always threaten me.
[17:52] ---
    You stole the title
    of Sexiest Man of the Year from me.

[17:55] ---
    You stole a lead role from me, and then...
[17:57] ---
    you stole my heart.
[18:06] ---
    Chunta.
[18:15] ---
    Chunta!
[18:18] ---
    If I have you, then I could...
[18:43] ---
    It's so bright.
[18:47] ---
    I want to see him.
[18:53] ---
    Mr. Saijo, you were a wonderful Tsunewaka!
[18:56] ---
    I had goose pimples!
[18:57] ---
    Takato, I have just one word for you.
[18:57] ---
    Theater Company
    "Southern News Agency"
    Theater Director
    Kazuki Kitano
[19:01] ---
    Bravo!
[19:04] ---
    Chihi, you did better than I imagined, too.
    That was a great performance.
[19:08] ---
    How was your first performance
    on the stage with Takato?
[19:11] ---
    Well, Mr. Saijo is seriously incredible.
[19:15] ---
    Ow!
[19:16] ---
    You did good, Ayagi.
[19:17] ---
    You gave a nice, passionate performance.
[19:22] ---
    I know I can do a lot better.
[19:24] ---
    I'll show you next time.
[19:28] ---
    Show me what you've got.
[19:32] ---
    It looks like "The Red Leaf Ogre"
    will be your next major representative work.
[19:36] ---
    Mr. Sasaki.
[19:38] ---
    Yes?
[19:39] ---
    A while ago, I was taken to the hospital, right?
[19:43] ---
    The person who carried me there, um...
[19:46] ---
    Takato...
[19:48] ---
    You want to know who it was? Do you?
[19:50] ---
    I've wanted to tell you all this time!
[19:52] ---
    I can finally say it!
[19:54] ---
    N-Never mind.
[19:55] ---
    Don't be like that! Ask me!
[19:59] ---
    Hello? Oh, Azumaya! Good evening.
[20:03] ---
    You're here to abduct him?
[20:05] ---
    I see. As always, you're right on time.
[20:08] ---
    Well, please take good care of—
[20:10] ---
    So you do mean to abduct me!
[20:13] ---
    You criminal angel!
[20:19] ---
    Good work today, Takato.
[20:21] ---
    Why are you here?
[20:23] ---
    You're forbidden to touch me.
[20:26] ---
    Still, I wanted to see you and say,
    "Good work," on the night of your premiere.
[20:33] ---
    I wanted to see the premiere
    of "The Red Leaf Ogre,"
[20:35] ---
    because I can only see
    "opening night" Takato on opening night.
[20:39] ---
    It's a little frustrating that I didn't.
[20:41] ---
    The last showing.
[20:43] ---
    I'll reserve you a seat.
[20:46] ---
    So until then, stay fired up for your drama.
[20:49] ---
    If you cut any corners with your performance,
    I won't forgive you.
[20:54] ---
    Okay!
[20:57] ---
    I'll give you a ride.
[21:00] ---
    Can I keep liking you?
[21:03] ---
    I wasn't able to answer him.
[21:06] ---
    Well, I can answer him someday, if I feel like it.
[21:10] ---
    That "someday" is now.
[21:17] ---
    Takato? Is something wrong?
[21:19] ---
    I-It's nothing!
[21:21] ---
    Takato, wait!
[21:24] ---
    Get away from me!
[22:59] ---
    Hey, what's with this hand?
[23:01] ---
    Oh, it moved by itself.
[23:03] ---
    I told you, touching is off-limits.
[23:06] ---
    Kissing is okay, right?
[23:08] ---
    No! It's bad for the heart!
[23:10] ---
    The heart?
    You mean I make yours go pitter-pat?
[23:14] ---
    Dummy! Don't get carried away!
[23:20] ---
    Independent
    Photographer
    Jiro Hasegawa
[23:22] ---
    I guess you two are close.
[23:26] ---
    I've made up my mind
    about a lot of things here,
[23:29] ---
    about work, about my feelings for Takato.
[23:33] ---
    I've made up my mind, too.
[23:36] ---
    hug 10
    "We're breaking up, Chunta."

Season 1

10 - We're breaking up, Chunta.

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[00:06] ---
    For the first time, I realized
[00:08] ---
    that the special emotion of love
    could be such a burden.

[00:12] ---
    Unlike a performance, I can't control myself.
[00:16] ---
    Even as that left me at a loss,
[00:18] ---
    I was being remade
    from the inside out, body and soul.

[00:22] ---
    The proof of that is even in the middle
    of this huge crowd, I bet I can find you.

[00:31] ---
    See? There you are.
[00:36] ---
    Jeez, give me a break already.
SIGN    hug 10 "We're breaking up, Chunta."
[02:15] ---
    You look pathetic, Ayagi!
[02:15] ---
    PROGRAMS 2300 YEN
[02:18] ---
    That's awesome, Chihi!
[02:21] ---
    Why do I have to do this?!
[02:23] ---
    The rule is whoever makes
    the most mistakes that day
[02:26] ---
    has to stay in costume afterwards
    and sell programs.
[02:28] ---
    Who fumbled his words in the first act again?
[02:31] ---
    Yes, yes, it was me!
[02:33] ---
    I'm sorry!
[02:36] ---
    Why did it have to be
    during the last performance?
[02:38] ---
    I must have been too enthusiastic
    since it was the last one.
[02:41] ---
    This isn't like me!
[02:42] ---
    At least it shows
    that you were taking it seriously.
[02:46] ---
    Not bad.
[02:48] ---
    For a stage debut, you pass.
[02:50] ---
    Good job, leading actor.
[02:54] ---
    I'm serious after all.
[02:56] ---
    Mr. Saijo, I've seriously fallen in love...
[02:59] ---
    - Ow! Ow! Ow! That hurts!
    - Ayagi, you were great out there!
[03:03] ---
    In your scenes with Takato,
[03:04] ---
    you made me want to jump onto the stage
    and run through you with a sword.
[03:09] ---
    Is that right?
[03:10] ---
    Thanks for not stabbing me with a sword.
[03:14] ---
    "THE RED LEAF OGRE"
    TAKATO SAIJO
[03:14] ---
    Well, I guess I'll change.
[03:17] ---
    Wait! What are you doing following me in?!
[03:20] ---
    Get out!
[03:22] ---
    I already told Mr. Sasaki
    that I'll take care of you afterwards, so...
[03:26] ---
    Mr. Sasaki.
[03:29] ---
    Besides, I wanted to see you
    in that outfit to the very end.
[03:34] ---
    You really are amazing, Takato.
[03:37] ---
    I find myself gazing at your every movement.
[03:40] ---
    It would be a waste
    to miss even a single moment.
[03:44] ---
    Well, when you've got my talent,
    it's easier than it looks.
[03:48] ---
    Are you filled with awe?
[03:50] ---
    Yes.
[03:51] ---
    You've enchanted me, Takato Saijo.
[03:55] ---
    You truly show me a radiant sight.
[04:00] ---
    This guy.
[04:02] ---
    When he talks to me like that,
    I can't tell whether I'm happy or embarrassed.

[04:08] ---
    You can stop sucking up to me now.
[04:10] ---
    Just get out of here.
[04:11] ---
    I'm not sucking up to you!
[04:13] ---
    What?!
[04:15] ---
    I was jealous of Ayagi
    for getting to co-star with you.
[04:18] ---
    If I could've gotten away with it,
[04:19] ---
    I really would have run through him
    with a sword and then taken over his role.
[04:23] ---
    What is this?
[04:24] ---
    I'm as red as a beet.
[04:27] ---
    Takato, do you remember our agreement?
[04:29] ---
    About "no touching" until the play was over?
[04:32] ---
    Yeah, but this is my dressing room.
[04:35] ---
    And there's a cast party.
[04:38] ---
    His hands are hot.
[04:40] ---
    Good point.
[04:41] ---
    You're still working until the cast party is over.
[04:44] ---
    How badly is he holding back?
[04:47] ---
    Is he the only one holding back?
[04:52] ---
    A little...
[04:53] ---
    A little bit would be okay.
[04:55] ---
    A quick kiss or like that would be fine.
[05:07] ---
    You!
[05:08] ---
    I said only a kiss!
[05:10] ---
    You saying it's okay to kiss you...
[05:13] ---
    I've been holding back all this time,
    so that's like poison to me!
[05:16] ---
    The door.
[05:17] ---
    Lock the door!
[05:19] ---
    That's right. Somebody could just walk in.
[05:24] ---
    Idiot!
[05:24] ---
    L-Lock it, Chunta!
[05:27] ---
    Look, Takato.
[05:29] ---
    Do you see the expression on your face?
[05:36] ---
    Who is that?
[05:38] ---
    Me?
[05:39] ---
    N-No! It's not!
[05:42] ---
    Takato, if you want me, look in the mirror.
[05:46] ---
    Unless you don't want any more than this?
[05:49] ---
    I want more.
[05:51] ---
    I want to feel him more.
[05:53] ---
    But...
[05:55] ---
    This disgraceful face...
[05:57] ---
    I hate it.
[05:59] ---
    You saw it, didn't you?
[06:00] ---
    Your melted face is beautiful, Takato.
[06:05] ---
    Mr. Saijo,
[06:06] ---
    - if you're ready...
    - Chunta, th-the door!
[06:08] ---
    - how about going with us to the restaurant?
    - It's okay.
[06:09] ---
    Moron, it's not okay!
[06:11] ---
    It's fine, I tell you.
[06:13] ---
    Wait a second. Look.
[06:17] ---
    Sorry!
[06:19] ---
    Oh, no, I totally didn't notice!
[06:21] ---
    You have to pay attention to these things.
[06:23] ---
    There. Cry out, Takato.
[06:25] ---
    No.
[06:27] ---
    TAKING A NAP FOR HALF AN HOUR.
    PLEASE DON'T WAKE ME.
[06:31] ---
    You even put a sign up...
[06:34] ---
    and locked the door when you came in.
[06:38] ---
    Pay me back for shortening my life span!
[06:40] ---
    You incorrigible, insatiable angel!
[06:42] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:43] ---
    But you were so adorable, Takato!
[06:48] ---
    - Hello?
    - Hello?
[06:50] ---
    - Oh, Mr. Taguchi?
    - Oh, Mr. Sasaki?
[06:53] ---
    Really?
[06:55] ---
    - Yes.
    - Okay.
[06:57] ---
    Chunta.
[06:58] ---
    Takato.
[06:59] ---
    Apparently they're going to do
    a sequel to "Midday Star."
[07:04] ---
    So that means...
[07:07] ---
    I'll be with him again.
[07:10] ---
    Takato!
[07:12] ---
    I'm overjoyed and excited!
[07:15] ---
    Can I kiss you?!
[07:16] ---
    MR. TAGUCHI
    CALL END
[07:17] ---
    Enough! You pest!
[07:19] ---
    Don't be bashful!
[07:21] ---
    I'm not bashful!
[07:34] ---
    When I was still a showbiz kid,
    Mr. Nakata taught me something.
[07:37] ---
    He said you could tell when someone
    was about to get ahead by their shoes.
[07:41] ---
    Did you buy the latest model
    on a business trip abroad, Mr. Usaka?
[07:47] ---
    You need to watch your step, or you'll fail.
[07:49] ---
    You'd better keep your feet
    planted firmly too, Takato.
[07:53] ---
    I heard you're going to be
    in charge of the sequel.
[07:56] ---
    Were you that fond of "Midday Star"?
[08:00] ---
    Yes. The cast, the director, the crew,
    the publicity, there was nothing to be desired.
[08:07] ---
    However, if I had been in charge,
    it would have been even better.
[08:10] ---
    You're as confident as ever.
[08:13] ---
    I plan to make the sequel flawless.
[08:16] ---
    The only thing,
    this took a bit of wind out of my sails.
[08:19] ---
    WEEKLY TOBUN
[08:19] ---
    The Tobun, huh?
[08:21] ---
    Did they pull a gotcha?
[08:22] ---
    They did. The photo of an actress
    I was going to use kissing a guy in the street.
[08:26] ---
    Talented paparazzi.
[08:28] ---
    He made it look like a slightly erotic kiss.
[08:31] ---
    Now I can't use her.
[08:33] ---
    I'll have to choose someone else.
    If someone is even a slight risk, they're gone.
[08:37] ---
    You wouldn't be immune, Takato.
[08:39] ---
    I know.
[08:41] ---
    That reminds me. It seems you've been really
    chummy with your co-star, Junta Azumaya.
[08:46] ---
    The annoying angelic guy
    with the aura and flapping wings?
[08:49] ---
    Not at all! We're not close at all!
[08:51] ---
    I don't know what you're babbling about,
[08:53] ---
    but it's unusual for you
    to hang out with a fellow actor.
[08:56] ---
    We don't, really.
    He's just become attached to me.
[09:05] ---
    You think I would let the merchandise
    breathe secondhand smoke?
[09:08] ---
    Tch. No, I didn't think so.
[09:10] ---
    You clicked your tongue.
[09:11] ---
    Oh, you heard that?
[09:13] ---
    Well, I just stopped by to say hi,
    so I'll be on my way.
[09:16] ---
    Feel free to inhale tar
    until your lungs are as black as your heart.
[09:21] ---
    Takato.
[09:23] ---
    I never fight a losing battle.
[09:26] ---
    You're telling me that?
[09:34] ---
    I always think of him as a kid,
    but then he turns on the charm.

[09:41] ---
    Dangerous.
[09:43] ---
    Jun!
[09:45] ---
    I heard about the sequel to "Midday Star"!
    Congratulations!
[09:49] ---
    Thank you.
[09:50] ---
    - Your knees! Your knees are so cute!
    - Boss, I told you before not to touch Azumaya!
[09:54] ---
    You'll taint him!
[09:55] ---
    Just this once,
    I feel grateful for that louse, Takato.
[09:59] ---
    I never thought the day would come,
    not after Takato almost put us out of business.
[10:03] ---
    Don't remind me!
[10:05] ---
    How many of our agency's handsome devils
    were overshadowed by Takato?
[10:11] ---
    But just when we were drowning
    in an ocean of tears, our savior appeared!
[10:20] ---
    Sorry for the wait. Your Doremi Pizza is here!
[10:24] ---
    A diamond in the rough!
[10:25] ---
    Boss! Calm down!
[10:27] ---
    - Just as you ordered, Basil Deluxe
    - An exceptional diamond in the rough
[10:29] ---
    - and a Garlic Pepper Doremi Special.
    - has come bearing pizza!
[10:30] ---
    - I don't need pizza!
    - Boss! Our find will run away!
[10:32] ---
    - Please be careful, because it's very hot.
    - What's your name, kid?
[10:34] ---
    But that very same Takato boosted our Jun
    to the next stage of his career.
[10:40] ---
    So it balances out.
[10:42] ---
    That's because Azumaya improved a lot
    after co-starring with Takato.
[10:47] ---
    Thank you.
[10:48] ---
    That's right. You've changed, Jun.
[10:51] ---
    Which is why I'm a bit worried.
[10:54] ---
    You heard about the girl
    who was slated to appear in the sequel
[10:57] ---
    but got the axe
    after a candid photo was published?
[11:00] ---
    Well, there's no danger of Azumaya
    being caught in similar circumstances!
[11:03] ---
    I know.
[11:05] ---
    But it's better to err on the side of caution, Jun.
[11:08] ---
    Right.
[11:09] ---
    Of course, I'm always open to having
    a scandalous relationship with you!
[11:12] ---
    I told you not to sexually harass him!
[11:15] ---
    Oh, shut up! Jun is my angel!
[11:18] ---
    There are limits to everything!
[11:19] ---
    WEEKLY TOBUN
[11:20] ---
    Please contain yourself!
[11:28] ---
    Did you plant a GPS on me?
[11:31] ---
    I wouldn't cut corners like that with you, Takato.
[11:33] ---
    That's even scarier!
[11:35] ---
    If you don't cut corners, how do you do it?!
[11:36] ---
    Mr. Sasaki?! It's Mr. Sasaki, isn't it?!
[11:39] ---
    You've bribed my manager.
[11:41] ---
    Takato, watch your—
[11:42] ---
    Takato!
[11:53] ---
    S-Sorry.
[11:55] ---
    What's wrong?
[11:56] ---
    Nothing.
[11:57] ---
    It's nothing. Let's go.
[12:06] ---
    That was close.
[12:08] ---
    Is it normal to sense my presence
    from that distance?
[12:11] ---
    But those two again.
[12:14] ---
    I can't believe it, but what if, what if...
    It could possibly be.
[12:19] ---
    Probably not.
[12:24] ---
    Would it be worth staking them out?
[12:32] ---
    What is it, Takato?
[12:34] ---
    Nothing.
[12:35] ---
    Let's go. I want to get home and have a drink.
[12:42] ---
    Chunta has been acting strange
    the past few days.

[12:45] ---
    He isn't as clingy as usual.
[12:52] ---
    They've suddenly
    stopped messing around outside,
[12:56] ---
    so I'll just have to take a peek inside.
[13:00] ---
    In order to bypass security,
    I had to resort to old tricks,

[13:04] ---
    using time and my body to obtain a key card.
[13:06] ---
    You two owe me a good photo.
[13:11] ---
    Takato, are you in a bad mood?
[13:14] ---
    I'm fine.
[13:16] ---
    Then do you feel under the weather?
[13:17] ---
    I'm fine.
[13:19] ---
    Should I tell him the truth?
[13:21] ---
    I don't know how to bring it up.
[13:24] ---
    The way this is going,
    never mind about being lov... roommates.

[13:30] ---
    Takato, shall we go in?
[13:33] ---
    Chunta!
[13:35] ---
    I, um...
[13:37] ---
    Somehow...
    Somehow I have to show my feelings.

[13:40] ---
    Uh...
[13:53] ---
    Where did that come from?!
[13:55] ---
    Takato, you won't let me hold back, will you?
[14:00] ---
    Once we get in the apartment,
    we can continue, right?
[14:03] ---
    Wh-Why even bother asking?
    You're going to do it either way.
[14:06] ---
    I answered him again like that.
[14:14] ---
    Bingo.
[14:18] ---
    "MIDDAY STAR"
[14:20] ---
    Co-stars.
[14:23] ---
    He's improved so much.
[14:27] ---
    He did a great job playing a complex character
    in that drama, "Witch's Drip."

[14:34] ---
    So much that he even held his own
[14:36] ---
    against the intense performance
    of veteran actress Yurie Kurokawa.

[14:40] ---
    How much further will he grow as an actor?
[14:44] ---
    Even as I'm afraid
    of his seemingly bottomless talent,

[14:48] ---
    I want to give him a supportive push.
[14:53] ---
    Am I getting too soft?
[14:55] ---
    No good. No good. My policy
    is to hammer the nail that sticks out.

[14:59] ---
    All right, so how can I wipe the floor with him?
[15:02] ---
    This'll be a competition between me and Chunta
    to see which of us can catch the audience's eye.
[15:07] ---
    I can't wait to see him cry when I win.
[15:10] ---
    "MIDDAY STAR"
[15:12] ---
    I forgot about this.
[15:17] ---
    Takato.
[15:19] ---
    Let me drop you off at your place.
[15:21] ---
    No, that's okay.
    You start in the afternoon, don't you?
[15:23] ---
    You'd better prepare.
[15:25] ---
    Okay.
[15:27] ---
    Then take this with you.
[15:30] ---
    What is it?
[15:31] ---
    Info on apartments.
[15:34] ---
    Just so you know,
    I'm not moving out of Naka-Meguro.
[15:38] ---
    I know. All of the potential
    apartments in there are in Naka-Meguro.
[15:40] ---
    And I want the bathroom to have a window,
    and I want a big balcony.
[15:43] ---
    Sure.
[15:44] ---
    Of course, it'll have to face south.
[15:45] ---
    Takato.
[15:51] ---
    That was my "see you later" kiss.
[15:52] ---
    Once we're living together,
    we can do this every day.
[15:55] ---
    You...
[15:57] ---
    I'm not so cheap
    to let you do that every single day!
[15:59] ---
    Get lost, dummy!
[16:00] ---
    Idiot! Stupid angel!
[16:03] ---
    I'll save up a lot of 1,000-yen bills
    until we move in together.
[16:07] ---
    So don't turn your face away from me so much.
[16:15] ---
    Don't turn my face away?
[16:17] ---
    That's your fault!
[16:20] ---
    Damn it!
[16:21] ---
    Why do I have to be so fidgety?
[16:25] ---
    In the first place, I'm supposed to be
    the cool, calm, collected type!
[16:28] ---
    But because of him, that... that...
[16:31] ---
    Ow!
[16:32] ---
    I hit my ankle!
[16:34] ---
    Jeez! Who is this?!
[16:37] ---
    Mr. Sasaki.
[16:39] ---
    Yes. Yes.
[16:45] ---
    I never thought you would be involved
    in something like this.
[16:49] ---
    Well...
[16:50] ---
    The "Weekly Tobun" comes out tomorrow.
[16:52] ---
    No matter what we do now,
    we can't stop it from being published.
[16:56] ---
    This is going to cause a stir.
[16:57] ---
    SCOOP
[17:06] ---
    Saijo. I'm going to have to take you
    off the picture.
[17:11] ---
    I'm eliminating any risk.
[17:13] ---
    Saijo, I told you that would apply to you, too.
[17:17] ---
    Right.
[17:18] ---
    I apologize.
[17:20] ---
    Mr. Usaka, please w—
[17:21] ---
    Please wait!
[17:23] ---
    Azumaya, you can't just barge in there!
[17:25] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[17:26] ---
    - We're leaving right now!
    - Chunta.
[17:28] ---
    I'm the other person in the photo.
[17:30] ---
    WEEKLY TOBUN
[17:30] ---
    So I've heard.
[17:32] ---
    This is just a photo of me supporting Mr. Saijo
    when he lost his footing on the stairs!
[17:36] ---
    There's no sense making a fuss about it!
[17:38] ---
    The public will decide
    whether there's a fuss to be made or not.
[17:41] ---
    Then if there is a fuss about it,
    I'm responsible, too.
[17:45] ---
    If you're cutting Mr. Saijo from the movie...
[17:47] ---
    If I cut him, what will you do about it?
[17:50] ---
    Are you telling me
    that even though you're the lead,
[17:53] ---
    you'll quit unless Takato Saijo is your co-star?
[18:03] ---
    That's not what I'm saying.
[18:06] ---
    I see. Then be very careful
    about not feeding tasty tidbits to the media.
[18:12] ---
    I'll be in touch about the rest.
[18:14] ---
    - Y-Yes, sir.
    - Yes, sir.
[18:16] ---
    Mr. Usaka, I apologize for the trouble.
[18:20] ---
    Takato, maybe you should think
    about your future course.
[18:24] ---
    For your sake and his.
[18:33] ---
    Well, shall we go our separate ways?
[18:36] ---
    R-Right.
[18:37] ---
    I'm going back to the office,
    but you should go home and relax, Takato.
[18:42] ---
    You must be exhausted.
[18:42] ---
    Sorry. Excuse me.
[18:47] ---
    Takato!
[18:51] ---
    Cool off a bit.
[18:53] ---
    Think about yourself.
[19:07] ---
    A handsome man makes a good picture
    even when he's troubled.
[19:11] ---
    Are you the one who took that photo?
[19:13] ---
    - Yeah.
    - You're talented.
[19:15] ---
    You made it look
    like something romantic was happening.
[19:18] ---
    You're wasting your talent, though.
[19:20] ---
    That photo wasn't tabloid-worthy.
[19:22] ---
    In the end, it's a hoax.
[19:24] ---
    Even without a definitive photo, people
    enjoy looking at things in an amusing way.
[19:30] ---
    A photo like that isn't even worth
    the time it takes those "people" to look at it.
[19:35] ---
    Then how about a photo like this?
[19:42] ---
    Go ahead. Tear it up.
[19:43] ---
    I've got the data.
[19:45] ---
    Why?
[19:47] ---
    It's a good photo, isn't it?
[19:48] ---
    It's so good that I haven't even
    sold it to the magazine yet.
[19:51] ---
    Damn it! So why did you show it to me?!
[19:55] ---
    To make a deal.
[19:56] ---
    If you help me take an even better photo,
    this one will never go to a publisher.
[20:03] ---
    I'll let you make the decision.
[20:05] ---
    Think about it.
[20:13] ---
    "VIAL OF THE SUN"
[20:15] ---
    CHUNTA
[20:22] ---
    Not yet.
[20:23] ---
    I can't let it end like this!
[20:25] ---
    Then...
[20:27] ---
    I'll end it for you.
[20:36] ---
    What a smart-aleck.
[20:38] ---
    Not many actors have
    this kind of overbearing magnetism.

[20:43] ---
    There's nothing you can do
    to turn off the charm.

[20:46] ---
    That talent is a treasure.
[20:50] ---
    Well, I guess it can't be helped.
[21:05] ---
    Takato!
[21:06] ---
    Sorry for calling you over here.
[21:10] ---
    No problem.
[21:11] ---
    You remembered this place, Takato.
[21:14] ---
    I guess I did.
[21:16] ---
    You told me that gazing at these factories
    at night help you calm down,
[21:21] ---
    and you were right.
[21:23] ---
    When I look at those clear lights,
    I can face myself.
[21:27] ---
    It's a good place.
[21:28] ---
    I've made a lot of decisions here.
[21:31] ---
    About work and my feelings for you, too.
[21:37] ---
    I've made a decision too.
[21:48] ---
    We're breaking up, Chunta.
[23:25] ---
    What the hell are you hiding from me?
[23:27] ---
    I'm just breaking up. That's all.
[23:29] ---
    There's nothing behind it.
[23:30] ---
    Liar.
[23:31] ---
    It's not a lie.
[23:34] ---
    hug 11
    "If you're that in love with me, you can
    have your way with me until you're done."

Season 1

11 - If you're that in love with me, you can have your way with me until you're done.

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[00:03] ---
    We're breaking up, Chunta.
[00:08] ---
    That hurts. Brute strength.
[00:10] ---
    If that's a joke, it isn't funny.
[00:13] ---
    Takato, what the hell are you hiding from me?
[00:16] ---
    I'm just breaking up.
    There's nothing behind it.
[00:19] ---
    Liar.
[00:20] ---
    I'm not lying.
[00:25] ---
    Do you really want to break up with me?
[00:30] ---
    Yeah.
[00:33] ---
    Sheesh.
[00:34] ---
    You and those wild animal eyes.
[00:37] ---
    This is the end.
[00:38] ---
    If you're that in love with me, you can
    have your way with me until you're done.
SIGN    hug 11 "If you're that in love with me, you can have your way with me until you're done."
[02:19] ---
    You brought me to a fleabag hotel?
[02:22] ---
    I chose an unpopular hotel in the suburbs.
[02:26] ---
    Perfect for a night like tonight, isn't it?
[02:28] ---
    Or would you prefer a fancy hotel
    with a scenic night view?
[02:33] ---
    This will do. Let's get it over with.
[02:36] ---
    Then take off your clothes, everything.
[02:43] ---
    The last time I had you do it
    was when I had a cold.
[02:51] ---
    Not yet, Takato?
[02:54] ---
    Let me have my fill of you.
[02:57] ---
    You're shivering. Are you okay?
[03:00] ---
    Shut up! Don't say anything.
[03:02] ---
    I'd like to keep my mouth shut,
[03:04] ---
    but at this rate, the sun will come up
    before I'm satisfied.
[03:11] ---
    Will you be able to forget me?
[03:15] ---
    Keep quiet.
[03:17] ---
    Don't be so conceited.
[03:19] ---
    In the morning,
    I'll forget everything. Everything.
[03:24] ---
    Big talk.
[03:29] ---
    The sky's turning gray.
[03:32] ---
    You can let me out here.
[03:34] ---
    I'll drop you off at your apartment.
[03:36] ---
    Otherwise you'd probably limp home.
[03:38] ---
    Never mind. Let me out.
[03:43] ---
    See you, Azumaya.
[03:52] ---
    JIRO HASEGAWA
[03:56] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[03:58] ---
    Regarding what we talked about, I'll accept it.
[04:01] ---
    Right, a trade for the data.
[04:07] ---
    Bye, Chunta.
[04:09] ---
    THE WEEKLY TOBUN
[04:09] ---
    THE WEEKLY ASASHIO
[04:10] ---
    Did you see on the internet about Takato?
[04:12] ---
    The "Tobun," right? Is it true?
[04:14] ---
    They're hugging in the picture,
    and Takato looks so serious.
[04:19] ---
    Who's the other guy?
[04:20] ---
    I really liked him. This is a shock!
[04:20] ---
    SUPER IN LOVE?
    
    
    
    
    DESTROYED
[04:25] ---
    Oh, no! It's spreading
    all over the social networks, too!
[04:29] ---
    Naturally.
[04:29] ---
    THE WEEKLY TOBUN
[04:31] ---
    Nitto Talent may be able to make
    a backroom deal with the industry,
[04:34] ---
    but they can't keep people from talking.
[04:38] ---
    Jeez. Whatever the truth is, anyone who would
    put a spoke in the wheel of someone's romance
[04:42] ---
    deserves to be kicked in the head by a horse.
[04:45] ---
    Oh, my, after the hostility you've shown
    for Takato, now you're sticking up for him?
[04:51] ---
    I'm not sticking up for him.
    But I appreciate him.
[04:55] ---
    That boy definitely changed
    ever since he co-starred with Takato.
[05:01] ---
    Poor Azumaya. He's been like this all day.
[05:06] ---
    I'm worried we won't get
    our usual indifferent kid back.
[05:09] ---
    Then it's true. Those two—
[05:11] ---
    Ouch!
[05:13] ---
    I have no intention of letting Jun
    get married while I'm still breathing!
[05:17] ---
    And if you spread the word that Jun's the one
    in that photo, I'll have your head on a platter!
[05:21] ---
    I won't say anything.
[05:23] ---
    But still...
[05:24] ---
    you can tell by Takato's face
    in this picture that he's aroused.
[05:27] ---
    I wonder if he took it.
[05:29] ---
    He?
[05:30] ---
    There are quiet rumors in the biz
    about an oddly talented photographer.
[05:36] ---
    His ability is wasted working for gossip rags.
[05:38] ---
    Jurio, could you
    look into that photographer for me?
[05:45] ---
    Please, Jurio.
[05:47] ---
    O-Of course!
    I'll investigate him right away!
[05:51] ---
    H-Hey, you!
[05:52] ---
    Don't touch my Jun with your dirty face!
[05:56] ---
    My face isn't dirty!
[05:57] ---
    A normal person would say,
    "Dirty hands"! Hands!
[05:59] ---
    In your case, your face is dirty!
[06:02] ---
    - Our faces are similar, bro!
    - Your face looks like a hand!
[06:04] ---
    My face does not look like a hand!
[06:07] ---
    Are you saying that's the culprit's motive?
[06:10] ---
    I don't get it.
[06:12] ---
    You cops don't get it,
    because you don't truly love people.
[06:18] ---
    Okay, that'll do it!
[06:19] ---
    You gave me a great shot, Saijo!
[06:22] ---
    Thank you.
[06:24] ---
    Nice work, Mr. Saijo.
[06:26] ---
    I've been a fan of this drama
    since the previous season.
[06:29] ---
    You're really charming as the criminal.
[06:34] ---
    Really? It's nice to hear that.
[06:36] ---
    Mr. Saijo isn't acting any differently.
[06:38] ---
    He's got a strong will.
[06:40] ---
    Even though that article just came out.
[06:43] ---
    I guess you have to be
    shameless in this ind—
[06:45] ---
    Shut up!
[06:48] ---
    W-Work, work!
[06:49] ---
    M-Me too!
[06:53] ---
    I'm not so weak
    that a little stress throws me off.

[06:57] ---
    Don't make light of me.
[07:02] ---
    Every time I look at this doll,
    I think of how creepy it is.
[07:07] ---
    It's to commemorate our first beach date!
[07:10] ---
    For crying out loud.
    He foisted this weird thing on me.
[07:14] ---
    Really troublesome.
[07:16] ---
    Good job!
[07:18] ---
    M-Mr. Sakamaki!
[07:20] ---
    Awesome, totally awesome!
    Brilliant scene, as expected, Saijo!
[07:27] ---
    Thanks.
[07:28] ---
    Oh, yeah, about that article!
[07:30] ---
    What bad luck!
[07:31] ---
    I swear, the "Tobun,"
    what a bunch of vultures!
[07:35] ---
    Of course, I don't believe it!
[07:39] ---
    You can't let some weekly magazine
    get you down!
[07:42] ---
    Right.
[07:43] ---
    Brush it off! Cheer up!
[07:47] ---
    Who brought this creepy doll thing in here?
[07:52] ---
    Hey, everybody, listen up!
[07:54] ---
    Who owns this cursed doll thing?
    I'm going to throw it away!
[07:59] ---
    We match!
[08:01] ---
    It's...
[08:02] ---
    It's mine.
[08:04] ---
    Usaka? What are you doing here?
[08:07] ---
    Observing. I was in the neighborhood.
[08:10] ---
    Can I have that back, Producer Sakamaki?
[08:14] ---
    H-Here you go...
[08:16] ---
    Executive Producer Usaka.
[08:18] ---
    It's a lovely doll!
[08:21] ---
    Hm? There's a crack.
[08:22] ---
    W-Well, I've got an important meeting today,
    so I'd better get back!
[08:29] ---
    Mr. Usaka.
[08:32] ---
    Um, that's...
[08:34] ---
    What? You want it?
[08:37] ---
    No.
[08:38] ---
    If you want it, I'll give it to you.
[08:42] ---
    Thank you.
[08:44] ---
    Why don't you and I have a talk, Takato?
[08:50] ---
    Hey, Boss? It's Taguchi.
[08:53] ---
    Yeah, yeah. No, no.
[08:55] ---
    You don't have to worry about Azumaya at all.
[08:59] ---
    Just the opposite.
[09:02] ---
    What are you thinking?
[09:05] ---
    Do you intend to come to hell with me?
[09:08] ---
    I'm the only one who's going to hell, Kayo.
[09:12] ---
    I would be willing to do anything
    to get a smile from you.
[09:17] ---
    Stop it!
[09:20] ---
    Okay, okay! We got it!
[09:23] ---
    He keeps getting better and better.
[09:29] ---
    Azumaya, what happened to you?
[09:32] ---
    I'm in awe.
    You had me on the edge of my seat.
[09:35] ---
    Oh, more than me?
[09:38] ---
    Yurie!
[09:40] ---
    What are you talking about?
[09:41] ---
    Yurie Kurokawa always has me
    on the edge of my seat!
[09:44] ---
    That's okay. I hate to say it,
    but you totally stole that scene.
[09:49] ---
    Oh, no. I'm just desperately trying
    to keep up with you, Ms. Kurokawa.
[09:54] ---
    Desperately, huh?
[09:56] ---
    Thank you for the cute lip service
    with an innocent face.
[10:00] ---
    It's true.
[10:01] ---
    I wish you would give me more guidance,
    Ms. Kurokawa.
[10:06] ---
    If it wouldn't be a hassle.
[10:10] ---
    Azumaya?
[10:12] ---
    What?! What happened to Jun?!
[10:14] ---
    Tagu! Tagu! Hey, Taguchi!
[10:27] ---
    Where am I?
[10:29] ---
    On the floor of my house, you souse.
[10:32] ---
    Mr. Usaka?!
[10:34] ---
    Then this curiously messy room is yours?
[10:39] ---
    I see. Then you don't remember?
[10:43] ---
    You don't remember coming over,
    slugging down drinks,
[10:45] ---
    getting drunk,
    getting worked up, throwing up,
[10:48] ---
    acting extremely odd,
    and laying waste to my living room?
[10:52] ---
    Sheesh. I figured you would break down
    and sob. I'm glad you're fine.
[10:57] ---
    Yep, I'm fine. My tears don't come cheap.
[11:02] ---
    So not cute.
[11:06] ---
    I really am sorry about all this.
[11:10] ---
    You should be.
    I still have spots to fill for the movie.
[11:14] ---
    And the "Tobun" being the "Tobun," there's
    no guarantee they don't have a second salvo.
[11:18] ---
    If a definitive story comes out about my lead,
    the whole movie will be canceled.
[11:25] ---
    You don't have to worry about that.
[11:28] ---
    How can you be so sure?
[11:31] ---
    Don't shut up now.
[11:32] ---
    If you think you caused me problems,
    at least tell me about it.
[11:37] ---
    I made a deal.
[11:39] ---
    With the "Tobun"?
[11:41] ---
    Directly with the photographer...
[11:43] ---
    so he wouldn't release
    any other photos with him in them.
[11:46] ---
    And in exchange?
[11:47] ---
    I have to let him take a "good photo" of me.
[11:51] ---
    Are you an idiot?
[11:53] ---
    It doesn't matter to me.
[11:56] ---
    I may not be cast again
    for a lead or major role,
[12:00] ---
    but I'm clever and talented enough
    to get work somewhere.
[12:05] ---
    You don't know
    what he's going to demand of you.
[12:10] ---
    Probably something
    where I have to get naked.
[12:13] ---
    So I'll strip.
[12:15] ---
    You're naive.
[12:17] ---
    Mr. Usaka?
[12:19] ---
    Brat. Don't you think
    this is what he wants from you?
[12:25] ---
    No! Hey!
[12:28] ---
    I'm a man. I don't...
[12:30] ---
    A man? Didn't Junta Azumaya
    seek out this man to do things like this?
[12:37] ---
    Listen, Takato.
[12:39] ---
    What would you do
    if I said I could go for you, too?
[12:43] ---
    Mr. Usaka.
[12:44] ---
    I'll test your resolve.
[12:51] ---
    What is this?
[12:53] ---
    What is this feeling?
[12:55] ---
    Takato.
[12:57] ---
    Takato.
[12:58] ---
    It's completely different
    from being touched by him.

[13:02] ---
    Damn it! I have resolve in spades!
[13:05] ---
    Mr. Usaka.
[13:08] ---
    Forget it. If you're trembling like a leaf,
    I'm not interested.
[13:15] ---
    Maybe you're the one
    who lacks resolve, Mr. Usaka.
[13:17] ---
    If you really want to test me,
    you should do it on your bed, not the floor.
[13:23] ---
    You want to protect him that badly?
[13:25] ---
    In this business, his talent is a treasure.
[13:29] ---
    You would sacrifice your career?
[13:32] ---
    Yes.
[13:33] ---
    Are your 20 years that cheap?
[13:36] ---
    They are cheap, compared to his talent.
[13:44] ---
    Mr. Usaka, thank you for the advice.
[13:49] ---
    I'm suddenly exhausted.
[13:51] ---
    I thought you were smarter than this.
[13:54] ---
    Huh? I thought you were
    going to test my resolve.
[14:00] ---
    As if I could have sex with someone
    I've been watching since middle school.
[14:04] ---
    Last week's magazine sold like hotcakes!
[14:07] ---
    You're amazing, Hase!
[14:10] ---
    Let me treat you to sushi!
[14:12] ---
    Nah, I'm on a diet.
[14:14] ---
    Oh, come on. Is that a poke at me?
[14:18] ---
    Hase, I have a feeling
    you're holding on to something even juicier.
[14:23] ---
    You overestimate me.
[14:25] ---
    It isn't overestimation.
[14:27] ---
    Hase, I have a feeling you haven't been
    completely tainted by this business yet.
[14:32] ---
    I suspect you still have a dream.
[14:36] ---
    A dream? I'm a first-class hyena.
[14:39] ---
    I'm focused on making a living.
[14:43] ---
    Well, whatever.
[14:45] ---
    Bring me more stuff, Hase.
[14:51] ---
    AUDITION FOR A DRAMA
[14:51] ---
    I got an audition for an upcoming drama!
[14:55] ---
    Mr. Hasegawa,
    make me look cute for my headshot.

[14:58] ---
    You have talent, Hasegawa.
[15:00] ---
    I hear you want to be a photographer?
[15:02] ---
    MAJOR ACTOR K CHEATING
    WITH 19-YEAR-OLD IDOL
[15:03] ---
    I'll help you out however I can,
    so in exchange, could you get me a shot?

[15:07] ---
    IDOL M DUMPED FROM GROUP FOR
    HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN
[15:07] ---
    You need to work your way up the food chain.
[15:11] ---
    How could I have a dream
    after making a living off of people's misery?
[15:21] ---
    It's you.
[15:22] ---
    Hello, Jiro Hasegawa.
[15:26] ---
    I guess you have another incriminating photo?
[15:29] ---
    You have a good nose.
[15:30] ---
    Or did you hear it from Takato Saijo?
[15:34] ---
    He didn't tell me anything.
[15:37] ---
    It's a good shot.
[15:39] ---
    Why is someone as talented as you
    doing this kind of work?
[15:44] ---
    You're wasting your talent.
[15:46] ---
    You're too good for the tabloids.
[15:49] ---
    You're saying more or less the same thing.
[15:52] ---
    So what do you want?
[15:54] ---
    I want you to destroy all traces of this photo.
[15:58] ---
    Yeah, I figured.
[16:00] ---
    Yes. The day this photo hits the newsstands,
    my current partner is likely to get jealous.
[16:07] ---
    After seeing a photo of me and my ex, you know?
[16:11] ---
    So that rumor is true?
[16:15] ---
    That's right.
[16:17] ---
    This photo is already past its expiration date.
[16:20] ---
    If you want to take
    an even more interesting photo,
[16:23] ---
    come and see me anytime.
[16:24] ---
    I'll provide you with an up-to-date topic.
[16:28] ---
    Yurie Kurokawa gives a matching ring
    to the man she gets along well with.
[16:35] ---
    And Takato Saijo
    was trying to protect a man like that.
[16:42] ---
    I haven't heard back from that photographer.
[16:45] ---
    What's going on?
[16:49] ---
    Hello. Do you have a few minutes?
[16:53] ---
    If you're seen with me, you'll be in trouble.
[16:56] ---
    You went to the trouble of buying a "Tobun"?
[16:59] ---
    It's funny when I imagine it.
[17:01] ---
    Go ahead and laugh if you like.
[17:04] ---
    SCOOP
[17:04] ---
    This is him, isn't it?
[17:10] ---
    You don't trust me, huh?
[17:11] ---
    I won't tell anyone.
[17:13] ---
    I'm just concerned about you
    as a colleague whom I respect.
[17:17] ---
    That's not like you.
[17:19] ---
    That's mean.
[17:20] ---
    You don't have to worry about me.
[17:22] ---
    Nobody will take any more photos like that.
[17:25] ---
    What does that mean?
[17:27] ---
    Aside from work, Azumaya and I
    aren't going to see each other again.
[17:33] ---
    Then...
[17:37] ---
    Are you sure that's what you want?
[17:41] ---
    Jeez. This is no time for you
    to be fussing over somebody else.
[17:45] ---
    After our play, weren't you flooded with offers?
[17:50] ---
    Well, yes, thanks to you.
[17:53] ---
    But that's neither here nor there.
[17:55] ---
    It's about you, Mr. Saijo.
[17:57] ---
    What?!
[17:59] ---
    You need to work hard now.
[18:01] ---
    Focus on your work.
[18:02] ---
    You have no reason to obsess over crap.
[18:05] ---
    Crap?
[18:08] ---
    You refuse to complain, huh?
[18:11] ---
    Even though I'm ready to console you.
[18:15] ---
    I haven't fallen so far
    that I need to be consoled by a neophyte.
[18:19] ---
    See you.
[18:21] ---
    Again, focus.
[18:24] ---
    Damn it!
[18:26] ---
    Yeah right, obsessing.
    And this is the furthest thing from crap.
[18:31] ---
    Putting up a bold front.
[18:35] ---
    Hey!
[18:37] ---
    What the hell are you doing?
[18:39] ---
    Is it true you broke up?
[18:41] ---
    You're the one who said
    you wouldn't let him go.
[18:47] ---
    No response?
[18:49] ---
    If you broke up, it's better for me.
[18:51] ---
    Then I can take Mr. Saijo
    without having to hold ba—
[18:55] ---
    The car's here, Jun!
[18:59] ---
    Coming.
[19:02] ---
    Oh. Weren't you having a conversation?
[19:04] ---
    No, it's nothing important.
[19:07] ---
    Hey!
[19:08] ---
    Yurie, did you change your perfume?
[19:11] ---
    Oh, you noticed?
[19:14] ---
    Mr. Ayagi!
[19:15] ---
    What did you mean by "take"?
[19:17] ---
    Hey, brat.
[19:19] ---
    What's their relationship?
[19:23] ---
    You mean Junta and Yurie?
[19:25] ---
    Yeah.
[19:27] ---
    They've been close recently.
[19:29] ---
    I'm a little jealous.
[19:32] ---
    What the hell is he thinking?
[19:38] ---
    You haven't contacted me, so I thought maybe
    that promise was voided, Mr. Hasegawa.
[19:44] ---
    Yeah. Sorry to break the news.
[19:48] ---
    Today's "Tobun." Something's in here?
[19:52] ---
    YURIE'S BOYS #14
    IS SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR
[19:53] ---
    This...
[19:54] ---
    I took the photo.
[19:56] ---
    Or to be more accurate,
    the opportunity was given to me.
[20:00] ---
    Junta Azumaya himself hinted that
    he was in a relationship with Yurie Kurokawa.
[20:05] ---
    How could this happen?
[20:07] ---
    He said it would cause trouble
    if a photo of him with his ex were published.
[20:12] ---
    You two broke up, huh?
[20:17] ---
    Well, it is what it is.
[20:20] ---
    Unfortunately, the story about you and your
    former boyfriend is past its expiration date.
[20:25] ---
    That's better for you, right?
[20:27] ---
    You don't have to sell your body
    for a guy who replaced you overnight.
[20:35] ---
    That idiot!
[20:37] ---
    What the hell is he doing?!
[20:38] ---
    Letting himself become a gossip item
    with "Tobun" regular Yurie Kurokawa!
[20:40] ---
    YURIE'S BOYS #14
    IS SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR
[20:43] ---
    Whatever!
[20:45] ---
    That moron! Stupid angel!
[20:47] ---
    Idiot! Idiot.
[20:50] ---
    But I'm an idiot, too.
[20:53] ---
    Even though I'm the one who broke up
    with him, I didn't think he'd date someone else.

[21:01] ---
    I'm embarrassed at my own arrogance
    and the fact that I'm hurt.

[21:05] ---
    I'm cold.
[21:08] ---
    Even though he isn't here,
    it seems like his scent has sunk in.

[21:13] ---
    And the hand he touched me with.
[21:15] ---
    His whispering voice, too.
[21:17] ---
    Takato, show me your face.
[21:21] ---
    I remember.
[21:22] ---
    That's how much he's been in this room...
[21:25] ---
    how much we've made love in this bed...
[21:29] ---
    What should I do?
[21:30] ---
    I'm desperately following his traces.
[21:34] ---
    I'm thinking things I shouldn't be thinking.
[21:36] ---
    I want him to touch me again.
[21:41] ---
    His hands are so much bigger than mine
[21:43] ---
    and harder.
[21:46] ---
    More...
[21:48] ---
    I'm such a fool.
[21:50] ---
    His hands will never touch me again.
[23:25] ---
    Wh-What?
[23:29] ---
    - I did it!
    - Did what?!
[23:30] ---
    I had it engraved.
[23:34] ---
    What does it say?
[23:36] ---
    hug 12
    "mi tesoro."
[23:38] ---
    The meaning is a secret.

Season 1

12 - mi tesoro.

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[00:01] ---
    It's been raining all the time lately.
    I can't remember the last blue sky.

[00:05] ---
    Thank you.
    I look forward to working with you again.
[00:10] ---
    What are you thinking
    when you look at the sky...

[00:14] ---
    so dark gray that it's as if it's been blocked off?
SIGN    hug 12 mi tesoro
[01:52] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[01:54] ---
    Mr. Sasaki.
[01:56] ---
    All right, we renewed the contract again
    this year for the Takane commercials.
[02:01] ---
    Thank you for seeing him, Takato.
[02:04] ---
    Well, after that article came out,
    I wanted to apologize to President Takane.
[02:11] ---
    Yes, although he said he didn't care about that.
[02:15] ---
    So we're good.
[02:17] ---
    Sorry.
[02:23] ---
    Sure is coming down.
[02:25] ---
    By the way, Takato...
[02:27] ---
    we're having octopus dumplings
    at my house tonight.
[02:31] ---
    Here you go, Nana!
[02:34] ---
    Thank you! You're good at this, Takato!
[02:38] ---
    Really?
[02:39] ---
    This is great! They look delicious!
[02:44] ---
    Nana, you're wearing that hair ornament.
[02:47] ---
    Yeah! I love everything you give me, Takato.
[02:52] ---
    Thunk!
[02:53] ---
    Nana, I'll make the next batch
    of dumplings right away!
[02:54] ---
    She's got you wrapped around her finger.
[02:57] ---
    Papa, don't talk like I'm a bad woman.
[03:00] ---
    That's right, Mr. Sasaki.
[03:01] ---
    She's inherited her brilliant public relations
    skills from her former idol mother.
[03:05] ---
    Taku, I finished the side dishes.
    Would you take them over?
[03:08] ---
    Coming.
[03:10] ---
    Taku, wait. Would you sample this first?
[03:13] ---
    Is it too salty?
[03:16] ---
    Let's see.
[03:18] ---
    It's good.
[03:20] ---
    Takato.
[03:21] ---
    Takato!
[03:23] ---
    Would you sample this?
[03:25] ---
    Sure.
[03:26] ---
    Here. Open wide.
[03:29] ---
    Taka... Takato?
[03:32] ---
    What's wrong?
[03:34] ---
    Nothing.
[03:35] ---
    Okay, let's keep grilling!
[03:37] ---
    Takato, you look lonely.
[03:42] ---
    Nana.
[03:45] ---
    I'll be fine.
[03:53] ---
    She's fast asleep.
[03:56] ---
    Oof.
[04:00] ---
    Nana was so happy,
    since she hadn't seen you in a while.
[04:04] ---
    She was in high spirits.
[04:06] ---
    I notice that Mr. Sasaki
    only wears his wedding ring at home.
[04:10] ---
    That's right. He said
    he'd be worried about losing it outside.
[04:14] ---
    Taku has a tendency to lose things.
[04:17] ---
    What is it like wearing a ring?
[04:20] ---
    What kind of question is that?
[04:22] ---
    After you quit show business, Rina,
    you and Mr. Sasaki became a couple,
[04:26] ---
    and now you're wearing a wedding ring.
[04:29] ---
    I was wondering what that's like.
[04:33] ---
    Determination, I guess.
[04:36] ---
    Determination?
[04:37] ---
    Yes. The determination to be happy with him.
[04:41] ---
    I think that's what I felt
    when I first put this on.
[04:45] ---
    The determination to be happy.
[04:49] ---
    Takato?
[04:51] ---
    Ri. I've got this.
[04:53] ---
    Oh, right.
[04:57] ---
    Well, why don't we have another drink or two?
[05:00] ---
    Mr. Sasaki. I'm sure you've picked up
    on my relationship with him.
[05:06] ---
    Yeah.
[05:08] ---
    I told him we were breaking up.
[05:11] ---
    During my 20 years as an actor,
    I've never really been attracted to anyone.
[05:17] ---
    That's why I want to protect his talent.
[05:20] ---
    Even if that is my ego talking.
[05:23] ---
    Yeah.
[05:24] ---
    I was determined to steer clear of him,
    even if he bore a grudge against me for it.
[05:30] ---
    I was determined...
[05:32] ---
    but I wasn't mentally prepared
    to be separated from him.
[05:41] ---
    The thing about choices
    is you don't have to make just one.
[05:47] ---
    Try being a little more honest with yourself
    and just a tad greedy.
[05:52] ---
    Whatever path you go down,
    I'll be there to find the work
[05:55] ---
    that's the most fitting
    for the Takato Saijo at the time...
[05:59] ---
    and of course Taguchi is a real go-getter.
[06:02] ---
    I think you've become even more charming
    after meeting Azumaya.
[06:09] ---
    Mr. Sasaki.
[06:12] ---
    I hope it stops raining soon.
[06:24] ---
    Oh.
[06:29] ---
    Thanks for doing this for me, Yurie.
[06:32] ---
    Sure, sure.
    How could I refuse those puppy-dog eyes?
[06:36] ---
    Excuse me, Saijo.
[06:38] ---
    Have a good day.
[06:44] ---
    Not getting on?
[06:55] ---
    The mood in here is oppressive.
[06:57] ---
    But I haven't been this close to him
    in a long time.

[07:03] ---
    If I reached out my arm, I would touch him.
[07:06] ---
    Is he using those big hands
    on someone other than me?

[07:10] ---
    Is he making love with Yurie Kurokawa?
[07:14] ---
    Do you think I'm going to do something?
[07:18] ---
    You have this hungry look on your face.
[07:21] ---
    Who looks like that?!
[07:24] ---
    That's...
[07:28] ---
    I don't have that look on my face.
[07:37] ---
    What are you doing?
[07:40] ---
    How about you? It's no fair for you to have
    that expression after breaking up with me.
[07:49] ---
    Chun...
[07:54] ---
    Excuse me.
[08:00] ---
    Idiot.
[08:03] ---
    I'm an idiot.
[08:05] ---
    I was hoping he would embrace me.
[08:15] ---
    Okay!
[08:16] ---
    Ms. Kurokawa and Azumaya,
    we've got all your scenes!
[08:20] ---
    And that's a wrap for this series.
[08:23] ---
    Good work!
[08:24] ---
    Thank you. Great job, everyone.
[08:26] ---
    Great job, Yurie.
[08:29] ---
    Sheesh. You're the only one here who still
    looks like he's heading for the crucial scene.
[08:34] ---
    You're a bad boy with an angelic face.
[08:38] ---
    Junta, the media is on standby outside,
    and they're totally psyched.
[08:43] ---
    Thanks. I feel bad for roping you in, too,
    Narumiya, but I appreciate it.
[08:47] ---
    Leave it to me!
[08:50] ---
    And now the finishing touch.
[08:53] ---
    TOBUN'S FALSE REPORT!!
[08:55] ---
    WEEKLY HOUSEWIFE
[08:55] ---
    TOBUN'S FALSE REPORT!!
    FOOLED BY AN ACTOR'S
    PERFORMANCE!!
[08:56] ---
    It looks like the story about Azumaya
    and Yurie Kuro was fake news.
[08:57] ---
    ACTOR FOOLS THE TOBUN
    COMPLETELY FABRICATED
[08:58] ---
    SECRET LOVE AFFAIR BETWEEN THE TWO REALLY
    A HOAX CONCOCTED BY THEM AND CREW
[09:00] ---
    The drama's official blog and Ryo's SNS
    has photos of the whole cast
[09:03] ---
    taken at the same place as that photo scoop.
[09:05] ---
    I WENT TO A CAFE WITH THE STAFF
    AND MISS YURIE
    AND JUNTA TREATED US!!
    SUPER HAPPY!!
    ARE THESE TWO A GODDESS AND AN ARCHANGEL?!?!?!
    OH, I BORROWED THE SUNGLASSES FROM MS. YURIE~!
[09:08] ---
    The "Tobun" totally blew it.
[09:10] ---
    Now we'll never know
    if romantic photos of Takato are real.
[09:16] ---
    Smooth move by Azumaya.
[09:19] ---
    The "Tobun" is getting slagged.
[09:22] ---
    Fake news can take a publication down.
[09:24] ---
    I bet the staff of "Tobun"
    are crapping their pants.
[09:28] ---
    What is he thinking?
[09:30] ---
    He's probably got one thing on his mind.
[09:34] ---
    Oh, yeah, I heard they're doing PR today
    for the final episode of "Witch's Drip."
[09:38] ---
    From the drama "Witch's Drip," we have
    with us Yurie Kurokawa and Junta Azumaya.

[09:46] ---
    There he is.
[09:48] ---
    The two of you have prepared
    for the role of lovers,

[09:51] ---
    and in the final episode,
    we'll see if that pays off.

[09:54] ---
    I can't wait to see it tonight.
[09:56] ---
    Thanks to extensive rehearsing
    with Ms. Kurokawa,
[09:58] ---
    we filmed a final episode
    that should really satisfy the audience.
[10:01] ---
    I hope everyone sees it.
[10:04] ---
    Both of your performances
    even fooled the media.
[10:09] ---
    We weren't intending
    to trick anyone, though. Right?
[10:13] ---
    No, not at all.
[10:15] ---
    By the way,
    I'd like to make an announcement.
[10:18] ---
    What is it?
[10:19] ---
    The "Tobun’s" previous scoop,
    the photo of Takato Saijo,
[10:22] ---
    I was the other person in the picture.
[10:28] ---
    Mr. Saijo happened to miss
    his footing on the stairs,
[10:31] ---
    and I just supported him so he wouldn't fall.
[10:33] ---
    Mr. Saijo seems suave,
    but he's actually pretty clumsy.
[10:36] ---
    When we worked together before,
[10:39] ---
    I once saw him stumble
    over a piece of machinery in the corner.
[10:42] ---
    He's more absent-minded
    than his image suggests, but that's cute.
[10:45] ---
    R-Really?
[10:47] ---
    That's surprising
    and is kind of a scoop on its own.
[10:51] ---
    Incidentally, Mr. Saijo and I have plans
    to move in with each other soon.
[10:55] ---
    You mean you two, um...
[10:58] ---
    As an actor, there's no one
    I admire more than Mr. Saijo.
[11:03] ---
    I want to learn all I can from him
    right by his side.
[11:05] ---
    Th-That makes sense!
[11:07] ---
    That's wonderful!
[11:15] ---
    I definitely don't want
    to make an enemy out of that bastard.
[11:18] ---
    AFTER LEAVING THE AFTER-PARTY RESTAURANT,
    A DRUNK SAIJO STEALS ANOTHER STAFF MEMBER'S
    SWEATER AND TRIES TO GO HOME
[11:19] ---
    But if this is the deal, then maybe I'll join in.
[11:20] ---
    POST
[11:29] ---
    CLUMSY
[11:29] ---
    JUNTA AZUMAYA
    TOBUN ADMITS ERROR
[11:29] ---
    RECOMMENDED TRENDS
    TAKATO SAIJO
[11:31] ---
    That jackass. Who is he calling clumsy?
[11:35] ---
    Now everyone who's ever worked with you
[11:37] ---
    is tweeting their stories
    of "Takato's clumsiest moments."
[11:43] ---
    Even Mr. Nakata.
[11:45] ---
    It's fine.
    It looks like you're more popular than ever.
[11:49] ---
    I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM ALL OVER AGAIN!
[11:49] ---
    CLUMSY TAKATO IS CUTE
[11:49] ---
    Take a look.
[11:51] ---
    So what should we do?
[11:53] ---
    He got the drop on you
    by announcing you're going to live together.
[11:58] ---
    Mr. Sasaki, I want to go to a certain shop.
[12:01] ---
    A shop?
[12:03] ---
    Prepare yourself. I'm going
    to show you something, so be ready.
[12:08] ---
    I see.
[12:12] ---
    We were screwed over, huh?
[12:14] ---
    Yes. We certainly were.
[12:17] ---
    Because of this,
    people will lose trust in me and you, too.
[12:21] ---
    I've especially got a lot of enemies, so I'm
    sure they'll take advantage of this to strike.
[12:27] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Tabe.
[12:30] ---
    I don't blame you.
[12:31] ---
    He was clever.
[12:34] ---
    And I don't think you're cut out
    for this sleazy line of work, Hase.
[12:39] ---
    I thought it suited me.
[12:43] ---
    I know an editor of an art magazine
    who's looking for a good photographer.
[12:48] ---
    He's a decent guy, so I'll introduce you.
[12:50] ---
    What about you?
[12:52] ---
    I'm about ready to take it easy myself,
    so I'm thinking of getting off this ride
[12:56] ---
    and requesting a reassignment
    to the food reporting bureau.
[12:59] ---
    That's where my real interest lies.
[13:01] ---
    Mr. Tabe...
[13:03] ---
    thank you for all of your help.
[13:11] ---
    If you ever do a solo exhibition, invite me.
[13:20] ---
    Takato Saijo and Junta Azumaya.
[13:23] ---
    I really want to get a shot of you two.
[13:31] ---
    Here's your ring back.
[13:34] ---
    I apologize for getting you involved in my plan.
[13:38] ---
    To me, it wasn't "your plan."
[13:40] ---
    I'm an actress. I'll do anything
    to draw attention to my work.
[13:45] ---
    Ms. Kurokawa,
    it's been an honor to perform with you.
[13:49] ---
    If you talk like that, your boyfriend
    right behind you will get jealous.
[13:56] ---
    What are you doing here?
[13:59] ---
    - I came here to pick you up!
    - Pick me up?
[14:02] ---
    - Azumaya.
    - Yes?
[14:04] ---
    If you really want to wear a ring someday,
    I'll be around.
[14:08] ---
    Maybe next time we'll put it on your left hand?
[14:11] ---
    No.
[14:14] ---
    I've got a contract with all of this guy's fingers,
    not just this one.
[14:19] ---
    Well, how greedy.
[14:22] ---
    I've made up my mind.
    I'm determined to be greedy.
[14:25] ---
    Takato.
[14:28] ---
    Let's go home, Chunta.
[14:34] ---
    Hey! We're still by the front door!
[14:39] ---
    Chunta! Wai–
[14:44] ---
    Without you, this room was just a box.
[14:49] ---
    You made an unholy deal
    with that cameraman, didn't you?
[14:54] ---
    You're just as unholy!
[14:56] ---
    You might as well have been selling yourself!
[14:58] ---
    When I was trying to protect you!
[15:01] ---
    I turned the tables on you.
[15:03] ---
    In the first place,
    I never said I wanted you to protect me.
[15:07] ---
    What?!
[15:09] ---
    Did you really think I would be satisfied
    if you got hurt on my behalf?
[15:14] ---
    I didn't have a choice!
[15:16] ---
    I couldn't let your talent
    be dragged through the mud!
[15:20] ---
    You don't get it.
[15:21] ---
    Get what?!
[15:23] ---
    You may care about my talent,
    but you're everything to me, Takato Saijo!
[15:30] ---
    E-Everything. That's...
[15:33] ---
    Takato, you changed me.
[15:37] ---
    I didn't do anything.
[15:40] ---
    It isn't fair that you made me
    into the man I am, but don't even realize it.
[15:44] ---
    What the hell?
[15:46] ---
    What the hell? You're the one who isn't fair.
[15:49] ---
    I wasn't... I wasn't like this before.
[15:53] ---
    You changed me.
[15:56] ---
    Show me your face.
[15:58] ---
    No.
[16:00] ---
    Look at me, and tell me the truth.
[16:04] ---
    Did you have sex with...
[16:06] ---
    Did you have sex with Yurie Kurokawa?!
[16:10] ---
    Takato.
[16:12] ---
    I hated the idea!
[16:13] ---
    I hated the thought of you
    with anyone but me!
[16:16] ---
    The truth is I hated
    that you weren't by my side!
[16:20] ---
    The truth... The truth is...
[16:23] ---
    I didn't want to break up.
[16:27] ---
    Please live...
[16:30] ---
    with me forever.
[16:37] ---
    I'll do whatever I have to do
    to make sure we stay together.
[16:41] ---
    I told you that before, didn't I?
[16:43] ---
    When we run away, when we fight,
    we'll do it together.
[16:45] ---
    Chun...
[16:46] ---
    So please don't ever leave me again.
[16:54] ---
    Regarding Ms. Kurokawa,
    she only helped me with my plan.
[16:58] ---
    We didn't have any kind
    of romantic entanglement.
[17:01] ---
    You're the only one I want to make love to.
[17:04] ---
    I wanted to put my hands on you so badly.
[17:07] ---
    Me, too, Chunta.
[17:11] ---
    I wanted you to touch me.
[17:17] ---
    Say, I wonder what happened to the flowers
    we picked on that desert island.

[17:22] ---
    Did one get left behind on the beach,
    while the other was swept away by a wave?

[17:29] ---
    No. I'm sure...
[17:32] ---
    I'm sure they're together.
[17:35] ---
    No.
[17:36] ---
    Stay here a little longer.
[17:41] ---
    We'll continue this in bed.
[17:50] ---
    Takato is in my bed.
[17:53] ---
    He's radiant.
[17:55] ---
    Idiot.
[17:58] ---
    I see. It stopped raining.
[18:16] ---
    Um, where's my...
[18:19] ---
    There!
[18:28] ---
    These are a couple's rings.
[18:30] ---
    You were awake?
[18:32] ---
    I was.
[18:33] ---
    Really?
[18:34] ---
    Takato, thank you.
[18:36] ---
    I'll treasure this my whole life.
    No, even after I die.
[18:39] ---
    Don't exaggerate.
[18:41] ---
    And don't wear it outside much.
[18:43] ---
    Huh? Come to think of it,
    I'm surprised you knew my size.
[18:47] ---
    Oh, no, I just guessed.
[18:50] ---
    Luckily, it fits perfectly.
[18:53] ---
    Of course I knew. After all the times
    that hand has touched me...

[18:57] ---
    I've got it!
[18:59] ---
    Lend me your ring for just a little bit, Takato.
[19:03] ---
    Okay.
[19:04] ---
    Wait there for a few minutes.
[19:08] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:14] ---
    - Finished!
    - Finished what?!
[19:15] ---
    I engraved it.
[19:19] ---
    What does it say?
[19:22] ---
    "Mi tesoro."
[19:25] ---
    The meaning is a secret.
[19:27] ---
    S-Secret.
[19:30] ---
    You're a man with too many mysteries!
[19:33] ---
    You even got the better of the "Tobun."
[19:35] ---
    Well, I couldn't forgive them.
[19:37] ---
    I'm the only one
    who gets to take peeping photos of you.
[19:39] ---
    SNEAK PHOTOGRAPHY IS NEVER OKAY!!
[19:39] ---
    I'm surprised you can say that
    with a straight face, you stalking angel!
[19:46] ---
    What's this?
[19:48] ---
    JIRO HASEGAWA INVESTIGATION FILE
[19:49] ---
    MR. HASEGAWA LIKES CREAM BUNS
    MORE THAN MELON BUNS
[19:49] ---
    BACK ALLEY BAR
[19:52] ---
    Scary.
[19:54] ---
    Well, I think they learned their lesson.
[19:57] ---
    I don't know, but I think
    you're scarier than any of them.
[20:05] ---
    USAKA
[20:07] ---
    Mr. Usaka?
[20:12] ---
    It seems you covered for yourself.
[20:15] ---
    Unfortunately, a replacement for Saijo's role in
    the sequel to "Midday Star" hasn't been decided.
[20:20] ---
    Then...
[20:22] ---
    Yes. I'm back to the original line of thinking.
[20:27] ---
    But although these recent incidents ended well,
[20:31] ---
    I'm sure it has had
    a considerable effect on your image.
[20:35] ---
    So as a way for you two
    to rehabilitate your image beforehand...
[20:40] ---
    I've prepared a job for you.
[20:42] ---
    A job?
[20:44] ---
    A two-man show
    for Takato Saijo and Junta Azumaya.
[20:50] ---
    You'll show your abilities as actors
    and silence any naysayers.
[20:55] ---
    Azumaya.
[20:56] ---
    Of course we'll do it.
[20:59] ---
    Then it's settled.
[21:00] ---
    I'll send the details later
    to your offices.
[21:17] ---
    Huh?
[21:19] ---
    Usa!
[21:20] ---
    Arisu.
[21:23] ---
    Long time, no see.
[21:24] ---
    AN ISLAND IN JUNE
    6:00 PM ~ 4:00 AM
[21:28] ---
    We'll get serious about living together
    after our play is a success.
[21:32] ---
    Oh, come on!
[21:33] ---
    This is no time for moving.
[21:35] ---
    We have to focus on the play!
[21:37] ---
    We need to nail this!
[21:41] ---
    Understood. We'll definitely make it a success!
[21:45] ---
    Your first play is a two-man show with me.
[21:47] ---
    I feel sorry for you.
[21:49] ---
    Bring it on.
[21:50] ---
    - I'm not gonna lose!
    - I won't lose!
[23:34] ---
    hug 13
    "fu-fu-fuuuun ♪"

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13 - fu-fu-fuuuun ♪

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SIGN    hug 13 "fu-fu-fuuuun ♪"
[00:13] ---
    Um...
[00:29] ---
    Almost Christmas, huh?
[00:30] ---
    I'm looking forward to it. Aren't you?
[00:31] ---
    Mitsuya Production
    Junta Azumaya
[00:32] ---
    How do you usually spend Christmas, Takato?
[00:37] ---
    How?
[00:37] ---
    Nitto Talent Agency
    Takato Saijo
[00:39] ---
    Working, of course.
[00:41] ---
    When you get to be an actor at my level,
[00:42] ---
    you're so busy that you don't have time
    to be interested in Christmas.
[00:46] ---
    Really?
[00:48] ---
    But this year, you only have one photo shoot
    for a magazine on Christmas,
[00:52] ---
    so you can take it easy, right?
[00:53] ---
    How do you know my schedule?!
[00:56] ---
    It was Mr. Sasaki again!
[00:58] ---
    I can't wait to spend Christmas Eve
    with you, Takato!
[01:01] ---
    Well, I guess I'll go along
    with whatever you've got.
[01:05] ---
    You're reading "aniani"?
[01:07] ---
    My manager, Mr. Taguchi, gave it to me.
[01:09] ---
    He said I'm in it.
[01:11] ---
    Huh.
[01:13] ---
    What's this?!
[01:14] ---
    #1 JUNTA AZUMAYA
    
    
    
    
    #2 TAKATO SAIJO
[01:14] ---
    RANKING OF MEN YOU WOULD LIKE
    TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH
[01:15] ---
    "Men You Would Like
    to Spend Christmas With"?!
[01:18] ---
    Yeah, a new ranking.
[01:22] ---
    Women like that kind of thing.
[01:25] ---
    I'm in second place. Second place again.
[01:28] ---
    I'll prepare for Christmas, so leave it to me!
[01:33] ---
    I'll do it.
[01:35] ---
    I'll plan Christmas.
[01:38] ---
    But are you sure?
[01:40] ---
    You've only ever worked on Christmas, right?
[01:42] ---
    There's nothing I can't do!
[01:45] ---
    Just watch.
    I'll make this an awesome Christmas,
[01:47] ---
    the likes of which the world
    has never seen before!
[01:49] ---
    Okay. I'm looking forward to it.
[01:57] ---
    This is bad.
[01:58] ---
    I haven't been able to prepare
    for Christmas at all.

[02:00] ---
    LIMITED TIME
    ILLUMINATION EVENT
    INFORMATION
[02:02] ---
    I did a lot of research, but all
    of the options were somewhat lacking.

[02:06] ---
    Takato, is everything ready?
[02:10] ---
    You bet!
[03:48] ---
    Nice! Nice! Takato, you're the best!
[03:48] ---
    Photographer
    Jurio Mitsudani
[03:53] ---
    That's right. I'm the best.
[03:56] ---
    But as for Christmas...
[03:58] ---
    I enjoyed it as a kid,
    but about ten years after leaving home,

[04:03] ---
    I had no lover, no friends,
    and was up to my neck with work.

[04:07] ---
    After I got through work,
    I'd go home alone and catch my breath.

[04:11] ---
    Lately, I've treated Christmas itself
    as if it were a dead person,

[04:15] ---
    acting as if it didn't even exist this time of year.
[04:20] ---
    So I'm a beginner at Christmas,
    but I refuse to let myself lower the bar!

[04:23] ---
    I need to do something
    that makes his jaw drop!

[04:28] ---
    Takato, more tempestuous! More sensual!
[04:32] ---
    More! More!
[04:35] ---
    Ecstasy!
[04:39] ---
    That'll do it.
[04:40] ---
    I got a lot of great shots.
[04:42] ---
    Thank you so much!
[04:44] ---
    No, thank you.
[04:46] ---
    You really did great work.
[04:48] ---
    I feel like you've become even dreamier lately.
[04:52] ---
    Like you've got even more sexual allure.
[04:55] ---
    Just looking at you through the viewfinder
    got me aroused!
[05:00] ---
    It's all thanks to your skill as a photographer.
[05:02] ---
    No, it's the pheromones
    oozing out from deep inside your body!
[05:08] ---
    It seems you've got someone
    who's good at bringing out that side of you.
[05:11] ---
    Bringing out?
    No, I haven't the slightest idea what you mean.
[05:16] ---
    It's Christmas Eve tonight.
    Have a lovely evening.
[05:21] ---
    Yes. The shoot finished early.
[05:25] ---
    Yes, I'm at the cafe downstairs.
[05:31] ---
    I'm not doing this to copy anyone.
[05:33] ---
    This is just to get some idea
    about what average people do on Christmas.

[05:37] ---
    No. I can't arrange it in time.
[05:39] ---
    No. My pride wouldn't allow it.
[05:42] ---
    No! I can't play the guitar!
[05:47] ---
    Knitting?
[05:48] ---
    Yeah. We match.
[05:48] ---
    Newlywed couple
    Miki
[05:48] ---
    Newlywed couple
    Tomo
[05:53] ---
    Is it too embarrassing?
[05:55] ---
    Don't wear it if you don't want to.
[05:57] ---
    It's super warm, Miki.
[05:59] ---
    I love you, Tomo!
[06:02] ---
    I thought matching outfits were ridiculous,
[06:04] ---
    but maybe it works, depending on
    the person's character and situation.

[06:08] ---
    So Christmas is a time for dramatics.
[06:11] ---
    Drama! That's it.
[06:13] ---
    Am I not the mega-popular actor,
    Takato Saijo?

[06:17] ---
    As I've appeared in any number
    of trendy dramas, I'm a love story expert.

[06:21] ---
    If I just put into practice
    a Christmas as depicted in dramas...

[06:26] ---
    The situation in which I set
    the most hearts beating fast...

[06:29] ---
    That one!
[06:31] ---
    I'll take him to the middle
    of a busy intersection,

[06:34] ---
    where I set that up beforehand.
[06:34] ---
    YOU'RE MY ANGEL
[06:35] ---
    An illuminated message
    that would make anyone swoon!
[06:38] ---
    How about that?!
[06:39] ---
    Well...
[06:41] ---
    I guess.
[06:43] ---
    You think like a virgin.
[06:45] ---
    - What?!
    - What?!
[06:45] ---
    Kaitei Private High School Third year
    Student Council President
    Seigo Takahara
[06:46] ---
    If I were your girlfriend, I'd be like,
[06:47] ---
    Kaitei Private High School
    First Year Photography Club
    Yuya Fujisaki
[06:48] ---
    "Well, he's really into it."
[06:51] ---
    If I were your girlfriend, I'd make like I
    didn't notice and pretend I wasn't with you.
[06:51] ---
    Kaitei Private High School
    First Year No Club
    Yukio Ninomiya
[06:56] ---
    But this issue of "DT Days" says that would
    make your girlfriend fall madly in love with you.
[07:00] ---
    Nah, nah, nah.
[07:01] ---
    Seigo, you shouldn't read that magazine.
[07:04] ---
    DT DAYS
[07:05] ---
    Just from the name alone, I can tell it's evil.
[07:07] ---
    Oh.
[07:10] ---
    Sorry.
[07:11] ---
    To be honest, as your younger colleague,
    if you did that for me, I'd be touched. Besides...
[07:17] ---
    The least we can do is keep you warm
    somehow on Christmas Eve.
[07:26] ---
    Sorry!
[07:27] ---
    Huh? Takato Saijo!
[07:30] ---
    Excuse me. Good luck.
[07:35] ---
    He's so cool.
[07:36] ---
    He isn't one of the Sexiest Men
    of the Year for nothing.
[07:39] ---
    One of the sexiest men, huh?
[07:41] ---
    One of the sexiest men.
[07:44] ---
    So not a virgin.
[07:46] ---
    Like a virgin. Like a virgin.
[07:51] ---
    Like a virgin.
[07:52] ---
    Takato, good to see you.
[07:53] ---
    
[07:54] ---
    Takato Saijo's Manager
    Takumi Sasaki
[07:55] ---
    G-Good evening.
[08:03] ---
    You're not sure what to do for Christmas, huh?
[08:06] ---
    But the important thing is the feeling behind it,
[08:08] ---
    so I think Azumaya would be pleased
    with anything you plan.
[08:11] ---
    No, that's not the problem.
[08:13] ---
    So what time are you meeting up?
[08:16] ---
    You have a plan to meet Azumaya
    tonight, right?
[08:19] ---
    No. Come to think of it, where is he?
[08:25] ---
    Working?
[08:28] ---
    Mr. Sasaki, did you hear from him earlier?
[08:32] ---
    Not a word about abducting...
    that is, picking you up today.
[08:36] ---
    Where is he?
[08:39] ---
    Why don't we go look for him at Mitsuya Pro?
[08:42] ---
    Azumaya has today off.
[08:46] ---
    Off?
[08:47] ---
    Do you know where he is?
[08:49] ---
    No. I don't really know
    what he does during his private time.
[08:55] ---
    What's this?
[08:57] ---
    What's this about my Jun?
[08:58] ---
    Junta Azumaya Manager
    Mamoru Taguchi
[08:58] ---
    Mitsuya Production CEO
    Romio Mitsudani
[09:00] ---
    Don't be creepy, Boss.
[09:02] ---
    Apparently they can't get ahold of Azumaya.
[09:06] ---
    Hey, what did you do to Jun?!
[09:08] ---
    I haven't done anything.
[09:10] ---
    Do something!
[09:12] ---
    Don't you dare leave him alone
    on Christmas Eve!
[09:15] ---
    If it were me, I'd embrace him, cling to him,
[09:17] ---
    wrap my arms and legs around him,
    not let go for one moment!
[09:20] ---
    So creepy.
[09:23] ---
    So you take good care of my Jun!
[09:27] ---
    You changed Jun, so you take
    full responsibility, Takato Saijo!
[09:34] ---
    The president of that agency
    certainly is unique.
[09:36] ---
    Off today?
[09:38] ---
    He took Christmas Eve off,
    but doesn't answer when I call?

[09:42] ---
    Well, shall we go?
[09:44] ---
    You're worried about Azumaya, right?
[09:47] ---
    Let's look for him in the likely places.
[09:48] ---
    But...
[09:49] ---
    You're always so focused on work,
[09:51] ---
    that it kind of makes me happy to see you
    doing your best to enjoy Christmas.
[09:55] ---
    Mr. Sasaki.
[09:59] ---
    Where should we start?
[10:00] ---
    Then...
[10:05] ---
    This is where it began for us.
[10:12] ---
    Where we first met.
[10:16] ---
    Chun...
[10:17] ---
    Takato. Are you shooting?
[10:19] ---
    Mr. Usaka.
[10:21] ---
    No, today is...
[10:24] ---
    Looking for someone on Christmas?
[10:27] ---
    Having no way to contact
    the person beforehand.
[10:27] ---
    TV-J General Producer
    Kazuomi Usaka
[10:29] ---
    For everything except for work,
    you really are a goofball.
[10:33] ---
    Well, I'm sure it can all be smoothed over
    if you give the person a decent present.
[10:37] ---
    P-Present?!
[10:39] ---
    Don't tell me you didn't even prepare
    a Christmas present?
[10:43] ---
    Oh, please!
[10:45] ---
    Incidentally, what's something
    that you would like, Mr. Usaka?
[10:48] ---
    What I would like...
[10:52] ---
    A great project and great ratings.
[10:56] ---
    That's very like you.
[10:57] ---
    A present!
[10:59] ---
    What does he want?!
[11:03] ---
    If he's not at work, maybe we should
    check out the usual restaurants he frequents.
[11:08] ---
    Do you know Azumaya's favorite food?
[11:11] ---
    He likes to eat... Fresk mints.
[11:15] ---
    What else?
[11:16] ---
    Also...
[11:20] ---
    Fresk is the only thing I can think of!
[11:22] ---
    H-Huh? I don't know anything about him.
[11:29] ---
    Is it him?!
[11:30] ---
    No, it's Nana...
[11:33] ---
    asking if it's time for Christmas cake.
[11:35] ---
    Thank you, Mr. Sasaki.
[11:38] ---
    Rina and Nana are waiting for you,
    so please go home.
[11:42] ---
    But...
[11:43] ---
    I want to find him myself.
[11:46] ---
    I see. Good luck, Takato.
[11:49] ---
    Hiding in plain sight.
[11:56] ---
    Not here either?
[12:00] ---
    It smells like him.
[12:03] ---
    Where did he go?
[12:07] ---
    The movies, dramas, magazines I was in...
[12:11] ---
    He even has my kid roles.
[12:14] ---
    Stalker.
[12:16] ---
    But that's how he knows so much about me.
[12:21] ---
    Hey, taxi!
[12:24] ---
    I'll tackle the present later.
    If I don't manage to see him tonight...

[12:30] ---
    Wait for me, Chunta.
[12:32] ---
    I swear I'll find you and give you a Christmas
    so awesome it'll make your head spin!

[12:38] ---
    Cold.
[12:40] ---
    Takato Saijo?
[12:42] ---
    Unusual for him to be alone.
[12:47] ---
    Independent
    Photographer
    Jiro Hasegawa
[12:56] ---
    Wait and see, Chunta.
[12:58] ---
    I'll find you in no time.
[13:00] ---
    - What do you wanna eat?
    - Let's start with...
[13:00] ---
    If I search every last possible place
    I have in mind...

[13:03] ---
    Come on, Maron.
[13:07] ---
    I haven't found him.
[13:17] ---
    Damn it. Now I'm pissed!
[13:19] ---
    Why do I have to search for him
    in the first place?!

[13:24] ---
    The hell with Christmas! I've had enough!
    Pain in the ass!

[13:28] ---
    This Ryota guy thought Christmas
    was a pain in the neck,
[13:33] ---
    so he didn't make a date
    or buy a present or anything last year.
[13:36] ---
    So his girlfriend was furious.
[13:36] ---
    Ryo Narumiya Manager
    Yoko Sugita
[13:36] ---
    Galaxy Agency
    Ryo Narumiya
[13:38] ---
    Oh, dear.
[13:39] ---
    They had a huge fight
    about whether to break up or not.
[13:43] ---
    She called him "the lowest of the low,"
    as if he were a criminal!
[13:49] ---
    If you don't do anything for Christmas,
    it's a sin?!

[13:53] ---
    I'm a sinner.
[14:00] ---
    Huh? Mr. Saijo?
[14:02] ---
    It's Mr. Saijo!
[14:04] ---
    Hi, Narumiya.
[14:06] ---
    So what happened to that Ryota?
[14:09] ---
    He got dumped.
[14:14] ---
    Would he dump me?
[14:16] ---
    There's no way!
[14:17] ---
    After all that stalking he did...
[14:19] ---
    But if I don't find him...
[14:24] ---
    Wait a second!
[14:25] ---
    Japan Arts Enterprise
    Chihiro Ayagi
[14:26] ---
    Christmas Eve, and I'm working my ass off.
[14:29] ---
    What am I doing to myself?
[14:31] ---
    Ayagi!
[14:32] ---
    Mr. Saijo!
[14:34] ---
    Maybe it's worth working on Christmas Eve
    if I can see Mr. Saijo.
[14:37] ---
    Wha— Hey! What?!
    This is bold of you!
[14:39] ---
    Ayagi! Where would you go
    on Christmas Eve?!
[14:42] ---
    Where?!
[14:43] ---
    W-Well, I would, um...
[14:45] ---
    Spit it out!
[14:47] ---
    If I were with you,
    I wouldn't care where we went.
[14:50] ---
    By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,
[14:52] ---
    I've heard rumors that you
    slept your way up the ladder.

[14:56] ---
    What's that?
[14:57] ---
    N-Nothing.
[14:58] ---
    What's this?
[15:00] ---
    Ms. Kurokawa.
[15:01] ---
    You're not with Azumaya tonight?
[15:03] ---
    You switched to another boy?
[15:05] ---
    Platinum Agency
    Yurie Kurokawa
[15:05] ---
    Or maybe Azumaya got fed up with you?
[15:10] ---
    What are you talking about?
[15:12] ---
    He's fed up with me?!
[15:14] ---
    Your sweetheart ran out on you
    on Christmas Eve?
[15:16] ---
    Mr. Nakata?!
[15:18] ---
    I feel sorry for you, Saijo.
[15:20] ---
    It's not like that. I don't have a sweetheart.
[15:23] ---
    Sorry I'm late, Yurie. Were you waiting long?
[15:24] ---
    Office Yen Agency
    Kozaburo Nakata
[15:27] ---
    I just got here, Kozaburo.
[15:30] ---
    Are you going on a date?
[15:32] ---
    Yes.
[15:33] ---
    That's right.
[15:35] ---
    Da... A date on Christmas Eve?!
    Then you two are a couple?
[15:38] ---
    For tonight.
[15:40] ---
    I might be with someone else tomorrow.
[15:43] ---
    That's your rep.
[15:44] ---
    Tomorrow is tomorrow. Tonight is tonight.
[15:47] ---
    We're both serious about dating various people.
[15:52] ---
    Right, Yurie?
[15:53] ---
    Yes. For an actress, romance is essential.
[15:57] ---
    If you go out with a lot of people,
    your performances have more depth.
[16:02] ---
    Going from one person to the next...
[16:04] ---
    It's all I can do
    to have feelings for one person.
[16:09] ---
    W-What?!
[16:10] ---
    It seems you're devoted to this "one person."
[16:13] ---
    That's cute.
[16:16] ---
    Saijo, give it your best shot.
[16:19] ---
    Give my regards to this person
    you have feelings for.
[16:22] ---
    Have a lovely Christmas.
[16:25] ---
    She is the romantic expert
    who livens up the TV gossip shows.
[16:29] ---
    Show business is full of scoundrels.
[16:32] ---
    I'm...
[16:33] ---
    I'm also...
[16:38] ---
    He's definitely crafty.
[16:45] ---
    He's not alone.
[16:48] ---
    There's just one more place I can think of.
[16:54] ---
    His favorite place...
[17:00] ---
    Christmas alone again this year?
[17:07] ---
    Sorry I've had you drive me all over the place.
[17:11] ---
    How much do I owe you?
[17:13] ---
    1,000 yen.
[17:16] ---
    Here.
[17:23] ---
    Chunta.
[17:26] ---
    How?!
[17:26] ---
    AZUMAYA TRANSPORTATION
[17:27] ---
    I was a cabbie for a while a long time ago.
[17:30] ---
    Chunta, you're telling me
    you were with me all this time?
[17:34] ---
    Yes, the whole time.
[17:37] ---
    Thanks to that,
    I was able to see your various expressions.
[17:41] ---
    Takato?
[17:43] ---
    Ow!
[17:44] ---
    You! You stalker angel!
[17:46] ---
    Do you know what you put me through?!
[17:48] ---
    I'm sorry. But I was touched.
[17:51] ---
    Because you searched for me.
[17:54] ---
    I'm always chasing after you,
    so I wanted you to think about me for once.
[18:02] ---
    Chunta.
[18:04] ---
    Please accept this Christmas present from me.
[18:23] ---
    What is this?
[18:24] ---
    Beautiful, isn't it?
[18:27] ---
    Wait. Did you do this?
[18:30] ---
    Yes. I was once a lighting designer.
[18:34] ---
    And also...
[18:36] ---
    You're cold, aren't you?
[18:37] ---
    Have some warm hot chocolate.
[18:39] ---
    I made it the way you like it.
[18:42] ---
    Made?! You made this yourself?
[18:45] ---
    Yes. From cocoa beans.
[18:46] ---
    From cocoa beans?!
[18:47] ---
    And also, a travel voucher for Hawaii.
[18:49] ---
    Hawaii again?!
[18:51] ---
    This time not for work, but a leisurely private
    vacation that just the two of us can enjoy.
[18:55] ---
    And also...
[18:58] ---
    How many are there?!
[19:00] ---
    I was thinking that I wanted to please you,
    and somehow that thought led to all these.
[19:06] ---
    The man I would like to spend Christmas with...
[19:09] ---
    I would never be satisfied with number two.
[19:12] ---
    But...
[19:13] ---
    I bet you're hungry.
[19:15] ---
    I've got a lot of good food and booze
    prepared at my place, so—
[19:18] ---
    Chunta.
[19:20] ---
    M-Merry...
[19:24] ---
    C-Chri...
[19:27] ---
    I-I'm trying to say...
[19:28] ---
    Yes?
[19:37] ---
    Merry Christmas.
[19:40] ---
    Could you say that again?
[19:43] ---
    Brace yourself!
[19:47] ---
    He's number one for...
[19:52] ---
    W-Wait!
[20:05] ---
    Takato, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
[20:13] ---
    A kiss from you...
[20:14] ---
    it's a marvelous Christmas present.
[20:17] ---
    Y-Yeah, right?
[20:19] ---
    No one is better at doing Christmas than me.
[20:22] ---
    You made this much hot chocolate?
[20:25] ---
    Yes. I thought maybe we could use it for play.
[20:27] ---
    Play?
[20:28] ---
    We did it with honey before, remember?
[20:31] ---
    We can do it with chocolate, like fondue.
[20:32] ---
    That's not fondue!
[20:34] ---
    Whoa, wait.
[20:36] ---
    You have dinner prepared at your place, right?
[20:39] ---
    No feast could be better than you, Takato.
[20:43] ---
    Thank you for this meal.
[20:46] ---
    Cut it out, you insatiable angel!
[20:51] ---
    Takato. Takato.
[20:56] ---
    It's morning. If you don't wake up...
[21:05] ---
    Knock it off! First thing in the morning...
[21:07] ---
    What?
[21:11] ---
    Good morning, Takato.
[21:17] ---
    Good... morning.
[21:21] ---
    - Well, I have to go to Studio B.
    - Right.
[21:24] ---
    Takato.
[21:27] ---
    I intend to do everything I can
    to be your "Sexiest Man of the Year"...
[21:32] ---
    for next year and the year after, too,
    so prepare yourself.
[21:37] ---
    You're scary.
[23:22] ---
    He really is scary!

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[00:40] Miki
    Tomo-kun! Look, look!
[00:41] Miki
    Isn't it adorable?
[00:44] Tomo
    Yeah.
[00:47] Tomo
    Really adorable.
[00:51] Tomo
    I'll buy it if you want it.
[00:53] Miki
    Thanks so much!
[00:55] Miki
    How do you say "thanks" in Spanish, again?
[00:59] Tomo
    Um...
[01:00] Takato
    Gracias.
[01:02] Miki
    That's right! Gracias!
[01:23] Takato
    Wow! So this is Puente Nuevo, huh?
SIGN    Puente Nuevo
[01:29] Takato
    So big! So cool!
[01:31] Takato
    It looks like a scene out of a movie.
[01:33] Takato
    Perhaps a grand epic...
[01:35] Takato
    Oh, stop that!
[01:37] Takato
    I didn't come here for sightseeing!
[01:40] Takato
    I, Saijo Takato, have a purpose here.
[01:46] Takato
    I will become a Spaniard!
SIGN    One Month Earlier
[01:59] (Flashback) Oki
    How about dinner together tonight?
[02:01] (Flashback) Oki
    Aw, c'mon.
[02:03] (Flashback) Oki
    I know a great place.
[02:05] (Flashback) Oki
    Huh? My job?
[02:07] (Flashback) Oki
    Don't worry about that!
[02:08] (Flashback) Oki
    I'll finish up lickety-split!
[02:11] (Flashback) Usaka
    Oh?
[02:15] (Flashback) Usaka
    You must not have enough work to do
[02:17] (Flashback) Usaka
    if you're making private calls
    during work hours.
[02:20] (Flashback) Oki
    U-Usaka-san!
[02:21] (Flashback) Usaka
    Oki. I want ten proposals
    by the end of the day.
[02:24] (Flashback) Oki
    Huh?!
[02:25] (Flashback) Usaka
    You can do it "lickety-split," right?
[02:27] (Flashback) Usaka
    I'm so happy to have
    such a competent worker.
[02:29] (Flashback) Oki
    No way!
[02:34] (Flashback) Usaka
    And then...
[02:36] (Flashback) Usaka
    Call those two.
[02:40] (Flashback) Takato
    H-Hey!
[02:41] (Flashback) Takato
    Knock it off!
[02:43] (Flashback) Takato
    What are you doing? It's the middle of the day!
[02:47] (Flashback) Takato
    Hey! Are you listening?
[02:49] (Flashback) Takato
    Chunta!
[02:50] (Flashback) Junta
    Yes!
[02:51] (Flashback) Junta
    Getting to enjoy you in the daytime
    is the greatest of indulgences!
[02:54] (Flashback) Takato
    Don't talk about me like I'm a can of beer!
[02:58] (Flashback) Takato
    Knock it off!
[02:59] (Flashback) Takato
    Curtains... shut the curtains!
[03:02] (Flashback) Takato
    I-It's too bright!
SIGN    Taguchi-san
[03:10] Takato
    I-Is he going to pick up?
[03:15] Takato
    No, he wouldn't dare.
[03:17] Takato
    Not in the middle of—
[03:19] (Flashback) Junta
    Taguchi-san! Good to talk to you.
[03:20] Takato
    The bastard picked up!
[03:21] Taguchi
    Azumaya-kun, are you free?
[03:24] (Flashback) Junta
    Yeah, totally.
[03:25] Takato
    You are not! You're not free at—
[03:30] (Flashback) Junta
    Hush. He'll hear you.
[03:34] Taguchi
    What's going on?
[03:35] (Flashback) Junta
    Oh, nothing.
[03:36] (Flashback) Junta
    Is it about that thing we discussed?
[03:38] Taguchi
    Yeah. They got in touch, and...
[03:42] (Flashback) Junta
    Right. Right.
[03:44] (Flashback) Junta
    Yeah, I can't wait!
[03:48] (Flashback) Junta
    Right. Right.
[03:52] (Flashback) Junta
    Right.
[03:54] (Flashback) Junta
    Right! Count on it!
[03:59] (Flashback) Junta
    Takato-san, sounds like
    that job is about to start!
[04:02] (Flashback) Junta
    I didn't think it would be about that,
    but I couldn't help but pick up.
[04:06] (Flashback) Junta
    Now we'll be together for
    work and pleasure, too!
[04:13] (Flashback) Junta
    Huh?
[04:15] (Flashback) Junta
    Takato-san?
[04:19] (Flashback) Takato
    Get a grip already, you horny angel!
SIGN    Conference Room 3
SIGN    In use
[04:24] (Flashback) Takato/Junya
    Blood Wedding?
[04:26] (Flashback) Oki
    Yes! Blood Wedding.
[04:28] (Flashback) Oki
    That's the title of the project
    you're both going to star in.
[04:31] (Flashback) Oki
    Azumaya-kun, your grandfather is Spanish,
[04:34] (Flashback) Oki
    so you know it, right?
[04:35] (Flashback) Junya
    Yes. It's the first in a trilogy by
    Spanish playwright García Lorca.
[04:40] Taguchi
    Garcia Lorca?
SIGN    Garcia
    Lorca?
[04:40] (Flashback) Junya
    I believe it's set in a
    farming village in Andalusia.
[04:45] (Flashback) Junya
    Will we star in it together?
[04:47] (Flashback) Usaka
    Yes.
[04:48] (Flashback) Usaka
    It normally revolves around the bride,
    her groom, and her former lover,
[04:52] (Flashback) Usaka
    and the family drama
    revolving around all three.
[04:56] (Flashback) Usaka
    But the focus in this script will be
SIGN    Blood Wedding
SIGN    Moon
SIGN    Concepts
SIGN    Death
SIGN    The Groom
SIGN    engaged
SIGN    The Bride
SIGN    former lover
SIGN    Leonardo
SIGN    child
SIGN    child
SIGN    child
SIGN    The Mother of the Groom
SIGN    The Father of the Bride
SIGN    cousins
SIGN    married
SIGN    Leonardo's Wife
SIGN    Leonardo's Mother-in-Law
[04:59] (Flashback) Usaka
    on the rivalry between the groom
    and the former lover.
[05:03] (Flashback) Usaka
    You'll be playing those two men
[05:06] (Flashback) Usaka
    as well as death and the moon,
    which allude to the tragedy of the tale.
[05:11] (Flashback) Usaka
    Saijo-kun. You're playing
    the bride's former lover, Leonardo,
[05:15] (Flashback) Usaka
    as well as death.
[05:17] (Flashback) Usaka
    Azumaya-kun, you're playing
    the groom as well as the moon.
[05:21] (Flashback) Usaka
    I can't wait to see you kill each other.
[05:24] (Flashback) Sasaki
    Oh, I see!
[05:26] (Flashback) Sasaki
    It ends the night after the wedding, when
    the bride runs off with her former lover,
[05:30] (Flashback) Sasaki
    who ends up in a duel with
    the groom, who pursues them.
[05:32] (Flashback) Oki
    The two men kill each other,
    leaving the bride behind.
[05:38] (Flashback) Oki
    What those Latin writers come up with!
[05:40] (Flashback) Oki
    I didn't expect to see Usaka-san
[05:42] (Flashback) Oki
    going for a straightforward,
    old-timey soap opera like this.
[05:47] (Flashback) Usaka
    Oki. Drop in on the location
[05:49] (Flashback) Usaka
    for the upcoming production of Love
    in the Murder House ~ You're Not Alone
.
[05:53] (Flashback) Oki
    What?! N-No way!
[05:55] (Flashback) Oki
    That drama shoots in an actual
    murder house, right?
[05:57] Usaka
    In the torrid atmosphere of the stage,
[05:58] (Flashback) Oki
    I'm gonna be killed!
[06:00] (Flashback) Usaka
    the sexiest man of the year and
    runner-up in agony and torment
[06:04] (Flashback) Usaka
    tearing each other down
    in the throes of their passion...
[06:09] (Flashback) Usaka
    I think the world would love to see
    something so straightforward.
[06:14] (Flashback) Takato
    I see.
[06:16] (Flashback) Takato
    That's why you cast us together.
[06:18] (Flashback) Takato
    You want a duel between the sexiest men.
[06:23] (Flashback) Takato
    Is that it, General Producer Usaka?
[06:26] (Flashback) Takato
    You're as mercenary as ever
    when it comes to your product.
[06:29] (Flashback) Usaka
    Is that a problem?
[06:30] (Flashback) Takato
    No, I'm happy to play along.
[06:32] (Flashback) Takato
    My shoots have been way
    too harmonious lately.
[06:35] (Flashback) Takato
    I can't wait to show off.
[06:37] (Flashback) Usaka
    I expect it to be a good competition,
[06:39] (Flashback) Usaka
    but Azumaya-kun has
    the advantage, I'm afraid.
[06:42] (Flashback) Takato
    What?
[06:43] (Flashback) Takato
    What do you mean by that?
[06:50] (Flashback) Taguchi
    I see!
[06:52] (Flashback) Usaka
    Well...
[06:54] (Flashback) Usaka
    Give it your best, Takato.
[07:03] Takato
    Flamenco!
[07:06] Takato
    That's right! I forgot that man
    makes such ridiculous demands...
SIGN    Scheming GP
[07:11] Usaka
    Give it your best.
[07:12] Takato
    I've made up my mind!
[07:13] Takato
    I'm gonna drink all the special
    booze he keeps behind his bar!
[07:19] Takato
    All of it!
[07:20] Junta
    Takato-san.
[07:21] Junta
    Your zapateado and braceo are perfect.
[07:25] Junta
    You mastered the sevillanas
    in just three days, too.
[07:28] Junta
    I knew you could do it!
[07:30] Junta
    I'm so happy I get to flamenco
    dance with you!
[07:35] Takato
    Shut up! You've done this before!
[07:36] Takato
    Quit sparkling at me!
[07:38] Takato
    You seem rather confident.
[07:40] Takato
    Don't worry. I'll surpass
    your dancing soon enough.
[07:43] Junya
    Well, I only know what my
    grandfather taught me long ago.
[07:47] Junya
    And I think your braceo
    is more beautiful than mine.
[07:52] Takato
    Beautiful?
[07:53] Tokiko
    Yes, very beautiful!
SIGN    Squeeze
    Squeeze
    Squeeze
[07:57] Tokiko
    Now, how many times do I have to tell you
    that your "beautiful" little ass
[08:01] Tokiko
    is too restrained and prissy
    to be entertaining?
[08:03] Tokiko
    Señor Takato.
[08:05] Takato
    Well, that's the 43rd...
[08:07] Takato
    I'd appreciate less sexual
    harassment, Señora Tokiko.
[08:10] Tokiko
    Keep mouthing off like that
[08:11] Tokiko
    and I'll toss you into boiling olive oil
    and make ajillo out of you!
[08:12] Junta
    I'm quite fond of Takato's ass, myself!
[08:15] Takato
    I'm sorry.
[08:16] Tokiko
    Where is Blood Wedding set again? Well?
[08:19] Takato
    Andalusia in southern Spain.
[08:21] Tokiko
    And what's the most noteworthy
    feature of Andalusian dancing?!
[08:25] Takato
    The focus on emotion.
[08:27] Tokiko
    Yes!
[08:28] Tokiko
    Emotions! Feelings!
[08:29] Tokiko
    Unrestrained passions!
[08:31] Tokiko
    It's not something you can
    reason your way around!
[08:34] Tokiko
    Thinking is secondary!
[08:40] Junta
    Um, Takato-san, I could—
[08:43] Takato
    You're up next, right? Get to it.
[08:48] Junta
    Okay.
[09:28] Takato
    At this rate...
[09:30] (Flashback) Takato
    Please live with me forever.
[09:35] Takato
    We won't be able to live together at all.
[09:41] Takato
    His talent will completely leave me behind.
[09:50] Sasaki
    Hey, look at you so busy.
[09:52] Sasaki
    Takato-kun, how's it go—
[09:53] Takato
    Fantastic.
SIGN    Stress
SIGN    Stress
SIGN    Stress
SIGN    Stress
SIGN    Stress
SIGN    Stress
SIGN    Stress
[09:54] Sasaki
    Okay, I get it.
[09:58] Sasaki
    Well, it's a pretty tough script.
[10:02] Takato
    Sasaki-san. Could you make me
    some time in my schedule?
[10:07] Sasaki
    I can move things around
    to get you ten days.
[10:10] Sasaki
    Are you sure about...
[10:13] Takato
    That's just perfect.
[10:14] Takato
    I'll prove that I, Saijo Takato,
    haven't reached my limit yet.
[10:22] Takato
    Chunta. Don't worry.
[10:24] Takato
    I won't let you walk on alone without me!
[10:29] Junta
    You're leaving Japan for a while?
[10:31] Junta
    When are you leaving?
[10:32] Takato
    Tomorrow.
[10:33] Junta
    Huh? Um...
[10:34] Takato
    Don't ask anything more.
[10:36] Takato
    Just do what you need to do.
[10:39] Takato
    I'm going to do what I need to do, too.
[10:41] Junta
    What you need to do? Takato-san?
[10:44] Junta
    Takato-san!
[10:58] (Flashback) Takato
    We're breaking up, Chunta.
[11:03] (Flashback) Takato
    This is the end.
[11:06] (Flashback) Takato
    See you, Azumaya.
[11:33] Takato
    I've been in Spain for three days.
[11:36] Takato
    I've been walking around town,
    watching the people
[11:39] Takato
    Any time I've found a tablao,
[11:42] Takato
    I've watched their flamenco show.
[11:48] Takato
    The food is good.
[11:51] Takato
    The art is amusing.
[11:54] Passerby
    Hola!
[11:56] Takato
    The people are open and friendly.
[11:59] Takato
    Sangria.
[12:00] Waiter
    Vale! Sangria!
SIGN    They seem weirdly happy
    when I order sangria.
[12:06] Takato
    Spanish bar culture is awesome!
[12:10] Takato
    But the sun is intense during the day...
[12:15] Takato
    And he shares blood with these people?
SIGN    °Spanish people are tall and muscular
[12:25] Takato
    I see where he got that obnoxious body...
[12:32] Miki
    Hey, hey, Tomo-kun!
[12:33] Miki
    Let's look at that one!
[12:35] Tomo
    If you insist!
[12:37] Takato
    What's that?
[12:42] Takato
    A guitar shop?
[12:44] Takato
    Oh, it's a promotion.
[12:47] Takato
    I'm in luck. The tablaos
    aren't open at this hour.
[12:51] Takato
    Maybe I'll watch.
[13:03] Takato
    Very technical zapateado.
[13:05] Takato
    He gets so much sound out of
    such effortless movements.
[13:10] Takato
    No, it's not just technique...
[13:15] Takato
    Even though it's a cheerful song
    and a lively dance,
[13:18] Takato
    there's a faint sense of sorrow in it...
[13:22] Takato
    Amazing.
[13:23] Takato
    It's somehow more entrancing than
    the tablao shows I've been watching.
[13:26] Takato
    I really am lucky.
[13:39] Girl A
    One more!
[13:40] Girl B
    One more, please!
[13:42] Takato
    I thought he meant me!
[13:55] Miki
    So cool!
[13:57] Tomo
    Man... wish he'd take me.
[14:08] Takato
    There's so much to flamenco!
[14:14] Lucas
    Hola!
[14:15] Takato
    A charming Spanish boy!
[14:17] Takato
    H-Hola.
[14:19] Takato
    You want to shake?
[14:21] Takato
    Here, shake.
[14:22] Takato
    Spanish children are friendly, too!
[14:25] Lucas
    Gracias! Chao!
[14:27] Takato
    Chao!
[14:29] Takato
    Kids are so charming wherever you go.
[14:32] Takato
    Huh? Huh?
SIGN    Gone.
SIGN    Totally gone.
[14:35] Takato
    My ring's gone!
[14:37] Takato
    Y-You're kidding! H-He swiped it?
[14:39] Lucas
    Hola!
[14:40] Takato
    You little...!
[14:41] Takato
    He's gone! No way!
[14:44] Takato
    No, he can't have gotten far.
[14:46] Takato
    I've got to get it back!
SIGN    Stop!
[14:52] Celes
    I have what you're looking for.
[14:56] Takato
    Japanese?
SIGN    Let go, old man!
SIGN    I was just messing with the foreigner!
SIGN    Oh?
SIGN    Well, in that case...
SIGN    Maybe I'll mess with you
SIGN    in a way that ensures
SIGN    you'll never get a girlfriend.
SIGN    H-Huh? No way!
SIGN    No!
SIGN    If you don't want that,
SIGN    apologize to the man, okay?
SIGN    S-Sorry!
[15:27] Celes
    He said "perdon." That means "I'm sorry."
[15:29] Celes
    He doesn't deserve it, but
    will you let him off the hook?
[15:32] Takato
    O-Of course.
SIGN    You old perv!
[15:38] Celes
    Oh?
[15:40] Celes
    Well, well...
[15:41] Celes
    Aha...
[15:43] Celes
    You're Japanese, then?
[15:45] Celes
    Do you have a sweetheart here in Spain?
[15:48] Takato
    Huh?
[15:48] Takato
    Um, well...
[15:51] Takato
    You're the man who was dancing
    at the guitar store earlier, right?
[15:55] Celes
    Oh, you got me.
[15:58] Celes
    I'd left this little one there for repairs
    and came to pick it up,
[16:01] Celes
    and they dragged me
    into running a promotion.
[16:03] Celes
    I'm sure I'm far too old to
    bring in any customers, though.
[16:08] Takato
    He looks awesome, even up close.
[16:11] Takato
    There's an aura about him.
    He's almost picturesque.
[16:15] Takato
    No, you were wonderful.
[16:16] Takato
    And he reminds me of someone...
[16:17] Takato
    I was entranced.
[16:19] Celes
    Really?
[16:20] Celes
    The feeling's mutual, then.
[16:24] Celes
    Seeing someone so beautiful
    watching me so fervently
[16:29] Celes
    definitely heightened my passions.
[16:33] Celes
    Just kidding.
[16:34] Celes
    I don't want to make your beloved angry.
[16:37] Celes
    I'll take my leave
    before I really seduce you.
[16:40] Celes
    Adios!
[16:42] Takato
    Wait!
[16:43] Takato
    Can I thank you for the ring?
[16:46] Celes
    Thank me?
[16:47] Celes
    Tell me your name, then.
[16:51] Takato
    It's Saijo Takato.
[16:53] Celes
    I'm Celestino. Call me Celes.
[16:56] Celes
    I run a bar in a town called Mijas.
[16:59] Celes
    Come by for a drink if you're
    ever in the area, Takato.
[17:05] Takato
    I was under his spell the whole time.
[17:08] Takato
    But I'm glad I got the ring back.
[17:13] Takato
    A text? From Chunta?
[17:15] Takato
    It must be evening in Japan right now.
SIGN    Chunta
SIGN    Sasaki-san
SIGN    Narumiya-kun
[17:17] Takato
    Is he done with wo—
[17:21] Takato
    Celes-san!
[17:23] Takato
    Are you heading back to Mijas right now?
[17:26] Celes
    Yes, I am.
[17:27] Celes
    I left the bar in the hands of my grandson.
[17:30] Takato
    Could you take me with you?
[17:44] Takato
    I'm sorry to ask you for this
    when we've only just met.
[17:49] Celes
    It's nothing.
[17:50] Celes
    Having a hottie like you ask me for a favor
[17:53] Celes
    means I've still got it.
SIGN    I have Chunta.
SIGN    If you want him back, come to the bar Mi Colina
SIGN    I have Chunta.
    If you want him back, to come
     to the bar Mi Colina in Mijas
[18:02] Takato
    What's he doing in Spain?
[18:06] Takato
    Chunta...
SIGN    TV-J
[18:13] Ayagi
    See you later!
[18:17] Narumiya
    Ayagi-san!
[18:21] Ayagi
    What now?! Oh, it's you...
[18:23] Narumiya
    Why are you sighing? Something up?
[18:26] Ayagi
    No!
[18:28] Narumiya
    There is for me!
[18:30] Narumiya
    I was supposed to have
    a photo shoot with Junta-san,
[18:33] Narumiya
    but he had a sudden schedule
    change and couldn't meet me!
[18:37] Ayagi
    Huh? Him, too?
[18:39] Ayagi
    Saijo-san did the same.
[18:40] Narumiya
    It's lonely without them, huh?
[18:46] Ayagi
    No, not really.
[18:51] Narumiya
    Here!
[18:53] Narumiya
    Have a cup ramen and cheer up!
[18:57] Ayagi
    Huh? Why cup ramen?
[18:59] Narumiya
    I got a whole bunch,
    so I'm sharing the spoils!
[19:06] Ayagi
    Both of them, huh?
[19:09] Narumiya
    I miss them!
[19:16] Worker 1
    Usaka-san!
[19:18] Worker 2
    General producer! Please!
[19:21] Worker 2
    Let me use my paid leave!
[19:22] Worker 3
    Me, too!
[19:23] Worker 4
    Let me visit my parents!
[19:25] Usaka
    Oki. What happened here?
[19:26] Worker 5
    Me too!
[19:27] Worker 6
    I wanna go home!
[19:27] Oki
    Usaka-san, there's a god among us! A god!
SIGN    40 Minutes Earlier
[19:30] (Flashback) Arisu
    Usa! It's me, your beloved!
[19:35] (Flashback) Arisu
    Huh? Hey, Usa! You here?
[19:35] Takagi
    That's a weird arrival.
[19:39] (Flashback) Takagi
    Oki?
[19:40] (Flashback) Oki
    I-It's Arisu!
[19:43] (Flashback) Takagi
    Alice? Like "In Wonderland"?
[19:45] (Flashback) Oki
    Stupid! Arisu Kiyotaka! The songwriter!
[19:48] (Flashback) Oki
    He's super famous!
[19:49] (Flashback) Oki
    He's won awards for writing movie songs!
[19:50] (Flashback) Oki
    He's super famous!
[19:51] (Flashback) Oki
    He's turbo world class!
[19:53] (Flashback) Arisu
    Where's Usa?
[19:55] (Flashback) Mei
    Usa?
[19:56] (Flashback) Arisu
    Usaka Kazuomi.
[19:58] (Flashback) Mei
    O-Oh, Usaka-san.
[20:01] (Flashback) Mei
    He's at a business meeting...
[20:02] (Flashback) Arisu
    Oh, so Usa's not here?
[20:05] (Flashback) Arisu
    Then I'll wait in his seat.
[20:07] (Flashback) Arisu
    A reward.
[20:09] (Flashback) Mei
    Th-Thank you!
[20:11] (Flashback) Arisu
    Where's his seat?
[20:12] (Flashback) Oki
    Right here! Come on! Help yourself!
[20:16] (Flashback) Arisu
    A reward.
[20:20] (Flashback) Oki
    A... A...
[20:22] (Flashback) Arisu
    Look at that.
[20:24] (Flashback) Arisu
    It's so tidy it almost feels like a threat.
[20:27] (Flashback) Arisu
    Just fine, then.
[20:29] (Flashback) Arisu
    Here I go...
[20:30] (Flashback) Takagi
    Like a diamond in the rough...
[20:34] (Flashback) Takagi
    Or a lion in the rough.
[20:36] (Flashback) Oki
    Arisu!
[20:39] Arisu
    That mountain where I chased rabbits...
[20:43] (Flashback) Worker 1
    He's singing?
[20:44] (Flashback) Worker 2
    Is that... "Furusato"?!
[20:46] (Flashback) Worker
    He's just singing "Furusato"?
[20:47] Arisu
    That river where I fished for minnows...
[20:48] (Flashback) Worker 4
    Why "Furusato"?
[20:50] (Flashback) Worker 5
    But... oh, I've never heard
    such a powerful rendition...
[20:56] Arisu
    My dreams still take me there...
[21:04] Arisu
    That old home of mine
    I could never forget...
[21:14] Takagi
    It's inspired a bit of mass hysteria.
[21:18] Oki
    He's awesome! Arisu is awesome!
[21:21] Usaka
    Takagi. Hand me that cup ramen.
[21:24] Takagi
    What are you going to do?
[21:25] Usaka
    Exorcise the demon.
[21:28] Usaka
    His face could use some toppings.
[21:31] Oki
    Don't do it!
[21:32] Oki
    Don't hurt this treasure of the
    music world! I beg of you!
[21:35] Oki
    Besides, Usaka-san, you never
    told us you knew Arisu Kiyotaka!
[21:39] Oki
    Oh, since you know him,
[21:40] Oki
    could you ask him to compose
    for Blood Wedding?
[21:44] Usaka
    How much do you think
    this man charges for work?
[21:47] Oki
    Aw. Yeah, I guess it's a lot...
[21:55] Arisu
    Sure, I'll do it.
[21:57] Arisu
    I'll do it for whatever you offer...
[22:00] Arisu
    Usa.
[22:01] Oki
    A-Awesome!
[22:03] Oki
    Usaka-san, let's ask him!
[22:05] Arisu
    Hey, cup ramen.
[22:07] Arisu
    Can I have this?
[22:08] Takagi
    Chopsticks, if you like.
[22:10] Arisu
    Thank you!
[22:11] Arisu
    A reward.
[22:12] Takagi
    Th-Thanks.
[22:14] Arisu
    I had to shake off pursuers,
    so I never had time to eat.
[22:18] Arisu
    I've only had 20 pieces of candy all day.
[22:21] Arisu
    Let's eat—
[22:23] Usaka
    Can we talk for a minute?
[22:31] Arisu
    So good!
[22:33] Arisu
    My partner now is so picky
    about nutrition and crap.
[22:39] Arisu
    Even though we ate this stuff
    all the time when we were students.
[22:46] Usaka
    What brings you to Japan?
[22:49] Arisu
    All kinds of things.
[22:53] Arisu
    If I had to narrow it down,
    I'd say I missed Japanese cooking.
[22:58] Arisu
    All done.
[22:59] Usaka
    Then why come to me again?
[23:03] Arisu
    I missed the smell of your smoke.
[23:07] Arisu
    What if I said that?
[23:11] Usaka
    I don't understand.
[23:14] Usaka
    I hate him.
[23:16] (Flashback) Usaka
    Arisu-senpai...
[23:20] Usaka
    Since the moment I met him...
[23:25] Usaka
    Have you forgotten that you violated me?
[23:30] Usaka
    To this very moment, I still do.
[23:33] Usaka
    And whenever I'm with him,
[23:36] Usaka
    I despise myself.
[23:44] Arisu
    Which is it?
[23:46] Arisu
    If you keep glaring murder at me like that,
[23:49] Arisu
    you're going to reawaken
    that masochistic side.
[23:53] Arisu
    I don't want to cause an incident
    at work for my charming kohai,
[23:56] Arisu
    so maybe I'll leave now.
[23:57] Arisu
    Thanks for the cup ra—
[24:09] Arisu
    A reward.
[24:11] Arisu
    Where I'm at right now.
[24:14] Arisu
    Let me know if you want my music.
[24:17] Arisu
    Like I said before, I'll accept
    whatever you offer.
[24:23] Usaka
    Sun Fang. Matthew Lutwidge.
[24:31] Usaka
    All right.
[24:33] Usaka
    I'll get his services on the cheap.
[24:38] Celes
    All right. We're here.
[24:41] Celes
    This is Mijas.
[24:44] Celes
    And that bar there is your destination,
[24:47] Celes
    Mi Colina.
[24:49] Takato
    This is it?
[24:50] Takato
    Damn. Thank you, Celes-san.
[24:54] Takato
    You've done enough for now.
[24:55] Takato
    It's dangerous in there.
[24:57] Celes
    Dangerous?
[24:58] Takato
    There's a villain in there.
[25:01] Celes
    How awful!
[25:02] Takato
    Chunta... I'm coming to save you!
[25:24] Takato
    I'm here, you awful kidnapper!
[25:26] Takato
    Release Chunta right—
SIGN    The sangria here
SIGN    really is the best!
SIGN    More, please!
SIGN    Ahaha, thanks.
SIGN    Junta!
SIGN    I'd like more, too!
SIGN    Me, too!
[25:41] Junta
    Huh?
[25:42] Junta
    Takato-san! Welcome!
[25:45] Takato
    What in the world are you doing?
[25:47] Junta
    Oh, I'm running the shop.
SIGN    Right.
SIGN    Here are your beer and olives.
SIGN    Junta, sorry to leave you in charge.
SIGN    Thanks for helping.
SIGN    Grandpa!
SIGN    What are you doing with Takato?
SIGN    Oh.
SIGN    So you two know each other?
SIGN    Oh, Celes!
SIGN    You brought one back with you?
SIGN    Honestly.
SIGN    You pursue anyone you think
    is hot, male or female?
SIGN    You playboy!
[26:18] Junta
    Allow me to introduce you...
[26:20] Junta
    This is my grandfather.
[26:21] Celes
    My grandson.
[26:23] Celes
    And this is my bar.
[26:25] Takato
    For... real?
[26:29] Takato
    He looks awesome, even up close.
[26:32] Takato
    There's an aura about him.
    He's almost picturesque.
[26:36] Takato
    And he reminds me of someone...
[26:41] Takato
    Hang on a minute!
[26:42] Takato
    So you weren't kidnapped after all?!
[26:45] Takato
    You jerk! You faked that text!
[26:47] Takato
    You tricked me again, you wicked angel!
[26:49] Junta
    Kidnapped? Text?
[26:51] Junta
    What are you talking about?
[26:52] Takato
    Don't pretend you don't know!
[26:54] Takato
    You even sent an image!
[26:59] Junta
    That's from when I was cleaning
    the storehouse this morning...
[27:02] Junta
    The dust was seriously intense!
[27:06] Junta
    But who could have taken that picture?
[27:09] Takato
    So it wasn't you?
[27:11] Takato
    No, I won't be fooled!
[27:12] Takato
    Who besides you could have done it?!
[27:15] Antonio
    Me, that's who, niña!
[27:19] Takato
    Hey, who's this brute?!
[27:22] Junta
    Antonio. My childhood friend.
[27:25] Junta
    He's always had very distinct features.
[27:27] Antonio
    I've been wanting to meet you, Takato Saijo.
[27:31] Antonio
    You've fallen right for my trap.
[27:33] Takato
    Y-You speak great Japanese.
[27:36] Takato
    And why did you set this "trap"?
[27:38] Antonio
    Why, you ask?
[27:41] Antonio
    To sink my teeth into the throat
[27:44] Antonio
    of the thief who seduced away
    my beloved angel!
SIGN    Hisssss
SIGN    Fine. I get it.
SIGN    I was joking, Junta.
SIGN    Yes.
SIGN    I'm also joking, Antonio.
SIGN    Thud
[27:58] Antonio
    Junta! No matter how I professed
    my love to you, you never relented!
SIGN    Sorry. Here's a new one.
[28:03] Antonio
    You prefer that pasty little porcelain doll
    to my burly body of passion?!
SIGN    He never changes.
[28:09] Antonio
    Hey, niña...
[28:11] Takato
    "Niña"?
[28:12] Celes
    It means "little girl."
[28:14] Takato
    Who're you calling
    a little girl, brute-face?!
[28:16] Antonio
    I must know how deep
    your love for Junta runs...
[28:21] Antonio
    My love is hot enough to put out the sun!
SIGN    Roar!!
[28:25] Antonio
    I won't give my Junta, my angel,
    to someone who loves him any less!
[28:29] Antonio
    Niña! Show me your heart
    through your flamenco!
[28:32] Antonio
    Battle me for Junta's heart!
[28:34] Takato
    Wait, you can't just decide that...
[28:37] Takato
    Hey, Junta, say so—
[28:38] Junta
    Takato-san.
[28:40] Junta
    You're going to dance for me now?
[28:42] Junta
    I'm so happy!
[28:43] Junta
    I'm so excited!
[28:44] Junta
    I'm so turned on!
[28:45] Takato
    Put the wings, the bill, and the boner away!
[28:48] Antonio
    Hey, what's this all about?
[28:50] Antonio
    You're just a porcelain doll,
    all beauty and no fire?
SIGN    Sway
[28:56] Antonio
    Junta. Seriously, choose me.
[28:59] Antonio
    I'd swim the butterfly
    through magma for you—
[29:03] Takato
    You're on.
[29:06] Takato
    I said you're on.
[29:07] Takato
    Your face will look even more brutish
    after a night of crying.
[29:13] Antonio
    We'll dance a bulería, then.
[29:15] Antonio
    Whoever excites the customers more wins.
[29:18] Antonio
    Celes-san, may we use the courtyard?
[29:22] Celes
    Sure thing.
[29:23] Celes
    You want me to play the guitar?
[29:26] Antonio
    Sí.
[29:34] Takato
    I'll show them all.
[29:36] Antonio
    Feel free to go first.
[29:38] Antonio
    If I went first, I'd surely demoralize you.
[29:41] Takato
    Beauty, beauty, beauty...
[29:44] Celes
    All ready, Takato?
[29:47] Takato
    Proceed.
[29:51] Takato
    I get it.
[29:53] Takato
    I'm a jack of all trades, master of none.
[29:56] Takato
    But don't underestimate me.
[29:58] Takato
    I'll use my talent to learn
    whatever I need to.
[30:02] Takato
    That's why I came to this country!
[30:06] Takato
    And yet...
[30:07] Takato
    Why do I have to fight over him?!
[30:11] Takato
    Show my heart?
[30:13] Takato
    I care about him in my own way.
[30:17] Takato
    More than I like to admit.
[30:20] Takato
    So why... why does he have to be here?!
[30:26] Audience
    Antonio! Antonio!
[30:30] Takato
    How?
SIGN    Steppa
    steppa
    steppa
    step
[30:32] Takato
    His zapateado was like an earthquake,
SIGN    Whoosh
SIGN    Whoosh
[30:34] Takato
    and his braceo like a sonic boom!
[30:37] Antonio
    You see that?
[30:39] Antonio
    The roiling passion of the man known
    as the Wild Bull of Andalusia!
SIGN    You did well, too!
SIGN    Haven't seen a flamenco
SIGN    that beautiful in a while.
SIGN    And you're much more attractive, too!
SIGN    Yamato nadeshiko!
SIGN    Akihabara!
[30:57] Antonio
    Don't get too down.
[30:59] Antonio
    You danced surprisingly well.
[31:02] Antonio
    I'd never believe you were a total beginner.
[31:06] Antonio
    But you really were
    an emotionless porcelain doll...
[31:11] Antonio
    niña.
[31:14] Antonio
    Hey, Junta!
[31:16] Antonio
    Our fight is settled.
[31:18] Antonio
    Now you have to choose.
[31:20] Junta
    Antonio.
[31:22] Junta
    I'm sorry, but no matter
    how the match turned out,
[31:24] Junta
    I was never picking anyone but Takato-san.
[31:32] Takato
    Chunta. Your left hand.
[31:36] Junta
    What is it?
[31:44] Junta
    Takato-san?
[31:45] Takato
    It was a competition. I lost.
[31:49] Takato
    I'm taking this back for now.
[31:51] Junta
    Hey—
[31:52] Takato
    Hey, Wild Bull.
[31:58] Takato
    You hold it for now.
[32:00] Antonio
    How sporting of you.
[32:16] Junta
    Sorry we have to share a room.
[32:23] Junta
    Have some.
[32:24] Takato
    Sangria?
[32:25] Junta
    My grandfather made it himself.
[32:27] Junta
    It's our bar's specialty.
[32:32] Takato
    It's delicious.
[32:35] Junta
    Antonio's a professional.
[32:37] Junta
    He's a bailaor good enough to dance solo
    in big cities like Granada and Seville.
[32:44] Takato
    I thought so.
[32:46] Takato
    His skill, his expression...
    He couldn't be an amateur.
[32:50] Junta
    He's intense.
[32:52] Junta
    It was the same when I told him about you.
[32:55] (Flashback) Antonio
    Y-You have a sweetheart?
[32:59] (Flashback) Antonio
    No! It can't be!
[33:00] (Flashback) Antonio
    It can't be, Junta!
[33:02] (Flashback) Junta
    It's true, Antonio.
[33:04] (Flashback) Antonio
    It can't be!
[33:06] (Flashback) Antonio
    Take me to this unworthy fiend!
[33:08] (Flashback) Antonio
    I'll beat him to a pulp!
[33:12] Junta
    He's been like that since we were children.
[33:14] Junta
    He wears his heart on his sleeve.
[33:16] Junta
    I used to envy that about him.
[33:20] Junta
    But I love the way you dance, Takato-san.
[33:24] Junta
    It suits who you are.
[33:26] Junta
    It's precise, earnest, and very beautiful.
[33:32] Takato
    Beautiful...
[33:34] Junta
    Yes.
[33:35] Junta
    You haven't changed since the day I met you.
[33:38] Takato
    That's not okay. I have to change.
[33:41] Takato
    If I don't...
SIGN    If I don't...
[33:42] Junta
    Boy, this makes me so happy.
[33:45] Junta
    I can't believe we ran
    into each other here in Spain.
[33:49] Junta
    I'd love to show you around!
[33:51] Takato
    "Ran into each other"?
SIGN    I can't walk around with you.
[33:54] Takato
    I can't walk around with you.
[33:58] Takato
    I know you.
[34:00] Takato
    You arranged this somehow.
[34:04] Junta
    Yeah.
[34:06] Junta
    I could only think of one reason
    you'd leave Japan like that,
[34:09] Junta
    and one place that you'd go.
[34:12] Junta
    I looked into a few things, and
    thought maybe we could meet up.
SIGN    Reservation Complete
SIGN    Reservation Info
     Tokyo (Narita) Terminal 2
     Spain (Madrid) Terminal 45
[34:18] Junta
    Though I didn't expect us
    to meet up in this way.
[34:22] Takato
    Figures. You stalker angel.
[34:27] Junta
    Where are you going?
[34:28] Takato
    I'm going to do what I need to do.
[34:31] Takato
    You should do what you need to do, too.
[34:34] Takato
    Like I said.
[34:35] Junta
    Right.
[34:36] Junta
    But... I was thinking I could help you.
[34:40] Takato
    Don't talk down to me.
SIGN    That's not good enough!
[34:42] Takato
    That's not good enough!
[34:44] Takato
    I can work it out on my own!
SIGN    I can't afford to be a drag on you!
[34:47] Takato
    I can't afford to be a drag on you!
[34:51] Junta
    This again, huh?
[34:53] Junta
    Doing everything by yourself again?
[34:55] Takato
    Of course. It's my business.
[34:59] (Flashback) Takato
    Never mind. Let me out.
[35:03] Takato
    I'll spend tonight in a bar somewhere.
[35:07] (Flashback) Takato
    See you, Azumaya.
[35:10] Junta
    Don't go!
[35:12] Takato
    Chunta?
[35:14] Junta
    Um... well...
[35:16] Junta
    Yeah. Right.
[35:19] Junta
    Of course...
[35:21] Junta
    You don't know anything about it.
[35:23] Junta
    Do you want to make me tie you down?
[35:28] Takato
    Tie me down? What do you mean?
[35:31] Takato
    That's not funny coming from y—
[35:34] Junta
    Was I too kind?
[35:36] Takato
    Chun—
[35:37] Junta
    Did I not go far enough?
[35:39] Junta
    Do you remember?
[35:41] Junta
    I once told you I'd never let you get away.
[35:50] Takato
    Put me down!
[35:51] Takato
    You're acting weird...
[35:53] Takato
    Well, you're always weird.
[35:55] Takato
    Hey, I told you—
[35:59] Takato
    What are you—
[36:02] Junta
    What am I doing?
[36:04] Junta
    Good question...
[36:06] Junta
    Have a look at me and guess.
[36:09] Takato
    What the...
SIGN    What
     the
[36:11] Junta
    Now, tell me.
[36:13] Junta
    Takato-san, what am I going to do to you?
[36:16] Takato
    How should I...
SIGN    Why?
[36:17] Takato
    Why?
[36:18] Junta
    Liar.
SIGN    His
    face
[36:20] Takato
    His face...
SIGN    I feel
    like
[36:21] Takato
    I feel like...
[36:23] Takato
    I have to let him have me.
SIGN    I have to let
    him have me
[36:25] Junta
    I think you know.
[36:27] Takato
    Yeah, you're gonna have me again.
[36:30] Junta
    You know what I'm going to do to you.
[36:33] Junta
    How I'm going to make you feel.
SIGN    But at
     this rate...
[36:35] Takato
    But at this rate...
[36:41] Takato
    Hey, come on.
[36:42] Takato
    Untie me already!
[36:45] Junta
    Hush.
[36:46] Junta
    Don't scream, or my grandfather will hear.
[36:51] Junta
    Hey, Takato-san...
[36:53] Junta
    I'm going to make it so you can't be
    away from me for a moment.
[36:58] Junta
    I'm going to train your body
    to need me that much.
[37:06] Junta
    I know your body loves to feel good,
[37:10] Junta
    so it should be simple.
[37:15] Takato
    Knock it off already... Chunta...
[37:21] Junta
    You won't escape.
[37:29] Junta
    Takato-san. Did you come again?
[37:32] Junta
    Or maybe this whole time...
[37:36] Junta
    Ah, you're trying to drain me dry again.
[37:43] Junta
    I already did so much to you,
    but you're still pleading for me?
[37:47] Junta
    Do you love me that much?
[37:49] Junta
    Pleading for not just my body, but me?
[37:55] Takato
    Hey...
[37:57] Takato
    L-Let me... go...
[38:02] Junta
    Do you do this on purpose?
[38:08] Junta
    You're spurring me on.
[38:11] Takato
    No—
[38:12] Junta
    Yes. You spurred me on.
[38:17] Takato
    Stop it—
[38:18] Junta
    I won't stop.
[38:19] Takato
    Wait...
[38:21] Junta
    No.
[38:22] Takato
    Wait.
[38:23] Junta
    No.
[38:24] Takato
    Wait!
[38:26] Junta
    No.
[38:27] Takato
    No... more...
[38:32] Takato
    Let me out... Chunta...
[38:37] Junta
    No.
[39:18] Junta
    Takato-san, are you awake?
[39:21] Junta
    I made breakfast.
[39:32] Celes
    Your colors are lovely this morning.
[39:36] Celes
    Just wonderful.
[39:39] Celes
    Now, then...
[39:43] Celes
    What colors will the young people show?
[39:46] Antonio
    What do you want?
[39:48] Antonio
    What are you doing at my house, niña?
SIGN    Menacing
SIGN    Menacing
[39:50] Antonio
    Huh? What's with that expression?
[39:53] Antonio
    Crying 'cause you lost to me, huh?
[39:55] Antonio
    What a sweet little niña!
[39:59] Takato
    Teach me the flamenco.
[40:03] Takato
    And let me stay with you.
[40:05] Antonio
    Huh? Why should I?!
[40:07] Takato
    None of the nearby hotels have room.
[40:10] Takato
    And we've been through a competition.
[40:11] Antonio
    So yesterday's enemy
    is tomorrow's friend, is that it?
[40:16] Antonio
    Go home!
[40:17] Takato
    I can't!
SIGN    That hurts!
SIGN    Be quiet!!
SIGN    Stop yelling in the store!
SIGN    Your face is enough of a distraction
SIGN    as it is!
SIGN    M-Mom...
SIGN    Oh! Oh, oh!
SIGN    Would you happen to be
SIGN    the one who fought with my fool of a son?
SIGN    The Japanese boy?
SIGN    My!
SIGN    You really are a beautiful boy!
SIGN    Oh, but look!
SIGN    Those dark circles under your eyes.
SIGN    Antonio!
SIGN    Forget the shop, and get him some ice!
SIGN    Huh?! Why should—
SIGN    A real man doesn't ask why!
[40:57] Antonio
    C'mon, niña.
[41:04] Antonio
    Eat. It's fresh.
[41:07] Takato
    I heard you were a professional bailaor.
[41:09] Antonio
    I normally live in Seville.
[41:12] Antonio
    When I heard Junta was back, I stopped
    back at home to help out with the shop.
[41:16] Antonio
    How'd you even know where I live?
[41:19] Takato
    I asked Celes-san when I left Mi Colina.
[41:24] Antonio
    So what?
[41:25] Antonio
    You got mad because you lost to me
[41:27] Antonio
    and took it out on Junta?
[41:29] Antonio
    Well?
[41:31] Takato
    Maybe.
[41:33] Antonio
    Pathetic.
[41:34] Takato
    Shut up. I know I'm pathetic.
[41:37] Takato
    That's why I'm trying to change.
[41:39] Takato
    But...
[41:40] Antonio
    But what?
[41:42] Takato
    I came here to protect our future together!
[41:47] Takato
    Why did he have to come after me?
[41:49] Takato
    That idiot...
[41:50] Antonio
    Why'd he come after you?
[41:53] Antonio
    You bragging now?
    About your happy lovers' life?
[41:55] Antonio
    Just get out.
[41:57] Takato
    I'm not bragging!
[41:59] Takato
    I'm saying I don't want to be a drag on him.
[42:01] Antonio
    You are bragging! Get out now!
[42:03] Takato
    I'm not!
[42:05] Antonio
    Damn it.
[42:07] Antonio
    You're an actor, right?
[42:09] Antonio
    You're doing the Lorca play with Junta?
[42:12] Antonio
    Is that it?
[42:13] Takato
    He...
[42:15] Takato
    He has infinite potential.
[42:20] Takato
    He's going to keep growing.
[42:22] Takato
    But all his new opportunities
    will lead to new burdens, too.
[42:26] Takato
    I want to be in a place where I can
    help him bear those burdens.
[42:31] Takato
    I can't end up being another burden for him!
[42:36] Takato
    It's ridiculous!
[42:38] Takato
    I can't be stagnant right now.
[42:40] Takato
    I made up my mind...
[42:42] Takato
    I'll live with you forever.
[42:45] Takato
    So don't look so afraid.
[42:48] Takato
    Dammit...
[42:52] Antonio
    So did you tell Junta you
    were doing this for him?
[42:57] Takato
    I obviously couldn't tell him that.
[43:00] Takato
    I'm doing this because I need to.
[43:04] Antonio
    There we are!
[43:05] Antonio
    "He's supposed to know
    even though I don't tell him."
[43:07] Antonio
    This is the problem with Japanese men!
[43:09] Antonio
    "Read the air"? Read the air,
    you people say!
[43:12] Antonio
    Relying on that is why you guys
    suck at communication!
[43:15] Antonio
    Air should be sucked into your lungs!
[43:19] Takato
    I-I wasn't telling him to "read the air."
[43:22] Takato
    If I told him why I was
    going, it'd be like...
[43:24] Takato
    I was asking him to share
    the responsibility.
[43:27] Takato
    I'd be a burden!
[43:28] Antonio
    Then what?
[43:30] Antonio
    If Junta asked you
    to share his responsibility,
[43:33] Antonio
    would you turn him down, niña?
[43:35] Antonio
    Would you think of him as a burden?
SIGN    Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee
SIGN    Wouldn't turn
    him down
SIGN    Wouldn't see him
    as a burden
[43:42] Takato
    Stop looking at me like that!
    It ticks me off!
[43:45] Takato
    Dammit. What's your problem?
[43:47] Takato
    You take his side all the time!
    You're biased!
[43:50] Antonio
    'Course I'm biased!
    Junta is my beloved angel!
[43:53] Antonio
    And you're just a thief!
[43:57] Takato
    What do you even like about him so much?
[44:00] Antonio
    His face! His body! He's awesome!
[44:03] Antonio
    I want him to hold me! Don't make me say it!
[44:06] Antonio
    Though he has held me before,
    as a matter of fact.
[44:10] Antonio
    Hey, that's a new expression for you.
[44:13] Antonio
    It was when we were kids, though.
[44:16] Antonio
    I used to be kind of a string bean.
    I was weak and bullied a lot.
[44:21] Antonio
    Mom tried to fix me
    by sending me to Celes-san,
SIGN    Say hello!
SIGN    Go on now!
[44:25] Antonio
    who taught flamenco
    to the neighborhood kids.
[44:28] Antonio
    I hated it at first, but the moment
    I saw Celes-san dance,
[44:32] Antonio
    I felt my heart race.
[44:34] Takato
    Yeah.
[44:35] Takato
    I saw him in Ronda, so I understand that.
[44:37] Antonio
    Right? He's my first love.
[44:41] Antonio
    I worked my tail off trying
    to get Celes-san to praise me.
[44:46] (Flashback) Celes
    Like you're holding
    a big ball in your arms...
[44:49] (Flashback) Celes
    Yes, very good.
[44:52] (Flashback) Celes
    That's wonderful, Antonio.
[44:55] Antonio
    Days of hard work hoping for
    sweet words from my beloved...
[45:01] Antonio
    The next thing I knew, I had a body more
    brawny and sexy than anyone else my age.
[45:07] Antonio
    But then I saw it...
[45:10] Antonio
    In the courtyard where he taught us children
    the lively sevillanas and caracoles,
[45:15] Antonio
    he danced a siguiriya
    for his wife, Yachiyo-san.
[45:22] Antonio
    It was so heart-rendingly passionate...
[45:25] Antonio
    Damn, it was hot!
[45:30] Antonio
    I was a kid, but I realized...
[45:32] Antonio
    You only dance like that
    for the person you love.
[45:36] Antonio
    I felt my first heartbreak then.
[45:38] Takato
    I see.
[45:39] Antonio
    It also awakened my sexuality.
[45:42] Takato
    Didn't need to hear that part.
[45:45] Antonio
    But unwilling to give up on love,
[45:47] Antonio
    I, so innocent and now very athletic,
[45:50] Antonio
    proceeded to peek into Celes-san's
    window on the second floor.
[45:54] Takato
    What were you thinking?!
[45:56] Antonio
    Just then...
[46:01] Antonio
    Junta, who'd come to his grandparents'
    house for summer break...
[46:05] (Flashback) Junta
    Who's there?
[46:08] (Flashback) Junta
    Look out!
[46:13] (Flashback) Antonio
    It doesn't... hurt?
[46:16] (Flashback) Antonio
    Hands?
[46:23] (Flashback) Junta
    Hurts...
[46:26] Antonio
    Celes-san came rushing down
    and took Junta to a hospital.
SIGN    Help!!
[46:32] Antonio
    It seems Junta had broken his arm
    when he caught me.
[46:39] (Flashback) Antonio
    Sorry.
[46:40] (Flashback) Antonio
    And thanks.
[46:43] (Flashback) Junta
    Wow, you speak Japanese?
[46:45] (Flashback) Antonio
    Celes-san taught me.
[46:47] (Flashback) Antonio
    This is all I know.
[46:49] (Flashback) Junta
    Hey, you got a lump.
[46:51] (Flashback) Antonio
    Mi madre hit me.
[46:54] (Flashback) Antonio
    Pastries from our shop.
[46:55] (Flashback) Junya
    Hey, ensaïmadas.
[46:57] (Flashback) Antonio
    Which do you like best?
    Chocolate, butter cream, or almond paste?
[47:02] (Flashback) Junya
    I like them all.
[47:03] (Flashback) Antonio
    I recommend this one, then.
[47:05] (Flashback) Antonio
    Butter cream.
[47:12] (Flashback) Junya
    What were you doing up there?
[47:16] (Flashback) Junya
    You like my abuelito?
[47:20] (Flashback) Antonio
    He's awesome!
[47:21] (Flashback) Antonio
    He's handsome and stylish,
[47:24] (Flashback) Antonio
    and he's great at flamenco, and he's nice,
[47:26] (Flashback) Antonio
    and he compliments me,
    and he compliments me a lot!
[47:29] (Flashback) Antonio
    And he smells nice,
    and he makes my heart race!
[47:33] (Flashback) Antonio
    But I'm not the one who makes his heart race,
[47:36] (Flashback) Antonio
    and he didn't do that super-hot dance for me,
[47:39] (Flashback) Antonio
    and he only likes Yachiyo,
[47:41] (Flashback) Antonio
    and I know that!
[47:43] (Flashback) Junta
    He makes you sad enough to cry,
    but you still like him?
[47:46] (Flashback) Antonio
    Yeah! That a problem?!
[47:49] (Flashback) Junta
    Wow. That's amazing.
[47:52] (Flashback) Antonio
    Amazing?
[47:53] (Flashback) Junta
    Yeah. It's amazing.
[47:57] (Flashback) Junta
    That seems nice.
[47:59] (Flashback) Junta
    What kinds of things can you see?
[48:01] (Flashback) Junta
    What does this world look like to you?
[48:07] Antonio
    He said, with these eyes
    as clear as glass beads...
[48:11] Antonio
    Then I see him after so long, and
    he says he found someone special.
[48:15] Antonio
    I thought "Wow, he finally found it."
[48:19] Antonio
    Never even considering me.
[48:21] Antonio
    Saijo Takato.
[48:23] Antonio
    You mean a lot more to him than you realize.
[48:29] Takato
    Glass beads?
[48:31] Takato
    What in the world?
[48:32] Takato
    I've never seen him look that way.
[48:36] Antonio
    I'll let you stay and give you lessons,
    but only for today.
[48:39] Antonio
    I'm a busy man, y'know?
[48:41] Takato
    Thank you, Wild Bull.
SIGN    Chunta.
[48:43] Takato
    Chunta.
[48:45] Antonio
    I don't need thanks from a thief like you.
[48:47] Takato
    What are you looking at?
SIGN    What are you looking at?
[48:55] Takato
    I haven't been this stiff in a long time.
[48:59] Takato
    I must have a lot of lactic acid built up.
[49:02] Takato
    I did stay up all night...
[49:04] (Flashback) Antonio
    You suck! What, you think
    you're dancing the waltz?
[49:06] (Flashback) Antonio
    Are you a noblewoman?
[49:08] (Flashback) Antonio
    Don't slam the tacones down!
[49:10] (Flashback) Antonio
    C'mon, do it better!
[49:14] Takato
    That damned wild bull...
[49:16] Takato
    He worked me to the bone.
SIGN    Heading out
[49:27] Antonio
    And don't come back.
[49:31] Celes
    Did you get pastries at Muuu Mu yesterday?
[49:35] Takato
    Celes-san...
[49:38] Celes
    Welcome back.
[49:39] Celes
    Mind being a sounding board
    for an old man for a while?
[49:45] Takato
    I love the patio culture here in Spain.
[49:49] Celes
    A product of human ingenuity,
    living in a place with so much sun.
[49:53] Celes
    These beautiful little ones
    create an oasis in our home.
[49:58] Takato
    It's wonderful.
[49:59] Celes
    Which do you like best?
[50:01] Takato
    Which one?
[50:03] Takato
    Oh... um...
[50:06] Takato
    I like this one.
[50:08] Takato
    Big leaves. Substantial. Bright green.
[50:13] Takato
    So much growth left.
[50:17] Celes
    Junta always says he likes them all.
[50:21] Celes
    He always has.
[50:23] Celes
    "I like them all" means they're
    all the same, don't you think?
[50:28] Takato
    Did something happen to him in the past?
[50:33] Celes
    Nothing like that.
[50:35] Celes
    My daughter and her husband
    started a business in Japan,
[50:38] Celes
    and they were busy,
    but he wanted for nothing.
[50:42] Celes
    There was no family turmoil.
[50:44] Celes
    He really stood out, too.
[50:46] Celes
    I think he was always in a crowd growing up.
[50:50] Celes
    If I had to say something, I feel
    like he was rather empty inside.
[50:56] Celes
    It's in his blood, I guess.
[50:58] Celes
    I was the same way.
[51:00] Takato
    Blood?
[51:02] Celes
    There's an area of Granada
    founded by a nomadic people.
[51:07] Celes
    I was born there.
[51:09] Takato
    Nomadic?
[51:12] Celes
    It's a place on top of a hill
    with beautiful views.
[51:15] Celes
    The people there have big, strong feelings.
[51:18] Celes
    They cry, they rage, they laugh, they love.
[51:21] Celes
    They've lived their lives casting
    distinct shadows into the ground below.
[51:25] Celes
    Everyone except for me.
[51:27] Celes
    Here, lemon water.
[51:29] Takato
    Thank you.
[51:31] Celes
    Have a seat.
[51:33] Celes
    I never felt rooted in my homeland.
[51:37] Celes
    I never had cause to complain or felt
    troubled by the complications of the time.
[51:42] Celes
    I just had this vague feeling
    of floating above everything
[51:45] Celes
    and left the town searching for it,
[51:47] Celes
    dancing flamenco in the streets
    and at tablaos to make money.
[51:52] Celes
    When I didn't make enough,
    I'd seduce some well-to-do housewife.
[51:57] Celes
    See? I'm as handsome as
    Junta, don't you think?
[52:01] Takato
    Yes.
[52:02] Celes
    Did you say yes?!
[52:04] Celes
    You're a good kid!
[52:06] Takato
    Um, I didn't mean... that he's handsome or...
[52:09] Takato
    Seriously, I don't think that!
[52:11] Celes
    I understand why Junta was so drawn to you.
[52:15] Celes
    Your physique may be
    more delicate than ours,
[52:18] Celes
    but you're stronger in your core.
[52:21] Celes
    Yachiyo, my wife, was the same way.
SIGN    I love your dancing!
SIGN    No!
SIGN    I love you!
SIGN    Please!
SIGN    Let me draw you!
[52:32] Celes
    From the moment we met,
    she wouldn't leave me alone.
[52:35] Celes
    She seemed to turn up
    wherever I was working.
[52:39] Celes
    It creeped me out a little, really.
[52:43] Takato
    So he gets his stalker tendencies
    from his grandmother?
[52:47] Celes
    At first, I dismissed her as a rich
    tourist looking for a little fun, but...
SIGN    Celes, give Yachiyo the time of day already.
SIGN    Heh heh heh.
SIGN    You jest.
SIGN    I don't have time to give
    to some flighty tourist.
SIGN    Well...
SIGN    She doesn't seem very flighty
    to me, you know?
SIGN    There you are!
SIGN    And speak of the devil.
SIGN    Good evening, Yachiyo!
SIGN    Good evening!!
SIGN    Your Spanish has improved.
[53:18] Celes
    How could she stand there so earnestly?
[53:21] Celes
    Even without a home to return to...
SIGN    You filth!!
SIGN    I'm sorry!
SIGN    I'm sorry, darling!
[53:28] Celes
    No matter how hard I stamped
    and trampled on the earth...
[53:33] Celes
    I felt completely blank,
    like I didn't really exist.
SIGN    Found you!
SIGN    Oh, your face! Were you in a fight?
SIGN    You look handsome even with a bruise!
SIGN    Hey.
SIGN    What do you look at in life?
SIGN    What do I... look at?
SIGN    Yeah.
SIGN    Hee hee hee...
SIGN    Let me show you!
SIGN    It's my masterpiece!
SIGN    Ta-daa!
SIGN    The title is
SIGN    "You, Who Set My Heart Ablaze."
[54:07] Ceres
    The way that Yachiyo saw me
    was so full of color and life.
[54:13] Ceres
    She looked at me, a man untethered,
[54:15] Ceres
    and smiled, saying she'd never
    seen a face like mine before.
[54:19] Ceres
    We left Granada and moved
    to this town of white buildings.
[54:23] Ceres
    This place, which I built with my wife,
[54:25] Ceres
    is the hill whose summit I finally reached.
[54:30] Takato
    I wish I could have seen
    Yachiyo-san's picture of you.
[54:35] Celes
    Oh, it's here.
[54:37] Takato
    This?
[54:39] Takato
    I thought it was some child's drawing.
[54:42] Celes
    That's not nice.
[54:44] Celes
    I'd like to say it's Picasso-esque,
[54:46] Celes
    but it really is terrible.
[54:49] Takato
    No, it's actually not bad...
[54:51] Celes
    Junta's at the observation deck
    near the church.
[54:55] Takato
    I'll head out there.
[54:57] Takato
    I'll give him all I've got.
[54:59] Celes
    Thank you.
[55:01] Celes
    Oh, and could you give him that?
[55:06] Takato
    An orange?
[55:07] Celes
    And go up to that hill.
[55:10] Celes
    I think you'll see what you came for.
[55:21] Junta
    When I was a kid, I watched a diorama
    of a train go around and around
SIGN    When I was a kid
SIGN    I watched a diorama of a train
SIGN    go around and around
[55:26] Junta
    and thought, "Oh, this is my world."
SIGN    and thought,
SIGN    "Oh, this is my world."
[55:31] Junta
    A peaceful world that's just
    always turning to the right.
SIGN    A peaceful world
SIGN    that's just
    always turning
SIGN    to the right
SIGN    While everyone
[55:38] Junta
    While everyone around me
    is so subject to their emotions...
SIGN    around me is so subject
SIGN    to their emotions
SIGN    Culture Festival
SIGN    Why am I so
[55:45] Junta
    Why am I so unflappable?
SIGN    unflappable?
[55:50] (Flashback) Girl
    Azumaya-senpai.
[55:52] (Flashback) Girl
    I-If you don't hate me,
    would you go out with me?
[55:56] Junta
    If I don't hate her?
SIGN    If I don't hate her...
[55:58] (Flashback) Junta
    Sure thing. Let's go out.
[56:01] (Flashback) Girl
    N-No way!
[56:04] (Flashback) Girl
    I'm so happy... so happy...
SIGN    She's crying
[56:06] Junta
    She's crying.
[56:10] Junta
    It's like there's
    an acrylic plate between us.
SIGN    It's like
SIGN    there's an acrylic plate
SIGN    between us
SIGN    Yeah.
[56:16] Junta
    Yeah. The world isn't the diorama.
SIGN    The world isn't a diorama.
[56:24] Junta
    The diorama is me.
SIGN    The diorama
SIGN    is me
SIGN    I'm like that train
[56:29] Junta
    I'm like that train, going
    around and around in circles.
SIGN    going around
    and around
SIGN    in circles
[56:34] Junta
    Just breathing and nothing more.
[56:53] Takato
    You're eating that stuff again?
[56:55] Takato
    You stupid angel.
[56:59] Junta
    That's...
[57:02] Takato
    Hey, that's really something.
[57:04] Takato
    It said so in the guidebook,
    but you really can see Africa, huh?
[57:10] Junta
    Takato-san...
[57:13] Junta
    I...
[57:13] Takato
    Let's go for a drive.
[57:16] Takato
    To Sacromonte Hill in Granada.
[57:23] Junta
    Just breathing and nothing more.
[57:26] Junta
    That's what I thought.
[57:46] Junta
    Until I met this person...
[57:49] Junta
    This one person.
[58:02] Takato
    I'll show you how I feel about you, Chunta.
[58:26] Takato
    So this is Sacromonte?
[58:29] Takato
    And the tablao Celes-san mentioned is...
[58:33] Takato
    There?
SIGN    Oh, sorry.
SIGN    We're booked up today.
SIGN    Are you Celestino's grandson?!
SIGN    It's been a while, Belinda-san.
SIGN    You've become just as handsome as him!
[58:58] Takato
    Lorca?
SIGN    And who's that?
SIGN    Oh, he's...
SIGN    A pleasure to meet you.
SIGN    I'm Saijo Takato.
SIGN    Will you please show me
SIGN    how you dance?
SIGN    Come on.
[59:16] Junta
    Takato-san...
[59:17] Junta
    You speak Spanish?
[59:18] Takato
    Basic etiquette.
[59:20] Takato
    I had Celes-san teach me
    a few phrases like that.
[59:23] Takato
    Someday, I'll truly master
    the language of this country.
[59:39] Takato
    It's important.
[59:41] Takato
    That's what I get from watching them.
[59:43] Takato
    To these people, flamenco is something
    important to them, rooted in their hearts.
[59:48] Takato
    That's why it's so amazing
    to see it live and raw like this.
SIGN    All right.
SIGN    I'm going to dance
SIGN    the sevillanas with the groom tonight.
SIGN    Here we go!
SIGN    The star is on!
SIGN    Maria.
SIGN    Your orange blossom.
SIGN    Where is that love of mine?
SIGN    Oh, there he is!
SIGN    Don't leave your bride waiting!
[1:00:19] Junta
    Me?
SIGN    Play along, playboy!
SIGN    Grandma wants to dance
SIGN    with the man she chooses for her groom.
SIGN    Though it'll end with a passionate kiss!
[1:00:31] Takato
    They're pretty excited.
[1:00:33] Takato
    What's going on?
[1:00:34] Junta
    The lady seems to think I'm her groom.
[1:00:37] Junta
    I have my orders, so I'm gonna go do it.
SIGN    Shall we dance?
SIGN    No!
SIGN    I can tell from your eyes
    that you've cheated!
SIGN    Who's stolen your heart now?!
[1:00:56] sign
    Um...
SIGN    Is it you?!
SIGN    You floozy, seducing my groom!
SIGN    You fight me, now!
SIGN    I'll make you regret your loose morals!
[1:01:06] Takato
    I'm not sure, but I feel
    like I'm being chewed out.
SIGN    Grrrrr
[1:01:11] Junta
    She thinks you're the groom's side piece
     and wants to challenge you.
SIGN    It's a duel!
SIGN    Let the bloodshed begin!
SIGN    Cat fight!
[1:01:19] Takato
    I see.
[1:01:28] Junta
    Takato-san?
[1:01:29] Junta
    Those shoes...
SIGN    I'll do it.
SIGN    I'll show you something, you vixen!
[1:01:37] Junta
    Takato-san, are you going to
    dance for me again?!
[1:01:43] Takato
    Yes. I'll dance only for you.
[1:01:47] Takato
    Keep your eyes open.
[1:01:50] Junta
    Taka...
SIGN    Give us a good show,
SIGN    pretty boy.
SIGN    Asians can't handle it!
[1:01:58] Takato
    I hate doing things imperfectly.
[1:02:02] Takato
    I've flawlessly followed
    the track laid out for me.
[1:02:05] Takato
    "Saijo Takato, actor." That's
    what I've chosen to be.
[1:02:10] Takato
    I've taken pride in that version of me.
[1:02:14] Takato
    But...
[1:02:26] Takato
    The version of me I'm going to show you now
[1:02:27] Takato
    is just Saijo Takato, without a script.
[1:02:32] Takato
    The man who cares for you.
[1:02:57] Takato
    My passion moves me before I can think.
[1:02:59] Takato
    It's like I'm drowning, helplessly.
[1:03:02] Takato
    The more that I feel,
    the more I lose control.
[1:03:06] Takato
    It's frustrating. I hate it!
[1:03:11] Takato
    But Chunta...
[1:03:14] Takato
    I can't help but feel this much for you!
[1:03:34] Man
    Guapo!
[1:03:35] Man
    Bonito!
SIGN    Take it, bride.
SIGN    I have no interest
    in other people's property.
[1:04:05] Takato
    Did you watch?
[1:04:08] Junta
    You are... going to drive me mad.
[1:04:14] Takato
    I feel the same way.
[1:05:33] Junta
    My grandfather took me
    to this hill many times.
[1:05:38] Junta
    The scenery was just beautiful.
[1:05:41] Junta
    I didn't feel anything.
[1:05:45] Junta
    I tried to figure out why
[1:05:48] Junta
    and tried to experience lots of things,
[1:05:50] Junta
    but that never changed.
[1:05:52] Junta
    I might have tried harder
    if I'd had a reason to,
[1:05:57] Junta
    but I didn't really.
[1:06:00] Junta
    I eventually gave up,
[1:06:02] Junta
    deciding maybe my heart just
    wasn't meant to be part of the world.
[1:06:08] Junta
    But I was wrong.
[1:06:11] Junta
    I had one, too...
[1:06:13] Junta
    Something that could stir my heart.
[1:06:18] Junta
    Someone who could teach me, in an instant,
[1:06:21] Junta
    how brilliant this world is...
[1:06:27] Junta
    and that falling in love
    can make you this weak.
[1:06:38] Junta
    I'm afraid to lose him.
[1:06:51] Takato
    Are you scared?
[1:06:53] Junta
    I'm scared.
[1:06:56] Takato
    I'm sorry.
[1:07:00] Junta
    On the day you said you wanted to break up,
[1:07:02] Junta
    my whole world was in chaos.
[1:07:05] Takato
    I'll never say that again.
[1:07:06] Junta
    Takato-san, may I hold you?
[1:07:09] Junta
    May I kiss you?
[1:07:13] Junta
    May I stay with you?
[1:07:19] Takato
    Chunta.
[1:07:21] Takato
    For us to be together
    for the rest of our lives,
[1:07:23] Takato
    we can't be together all the time.
[1:07:27] Takato
    But I will always come back to you,
[1:07:31] Takato
    so you come back to me, too.
[1:07:33] Takato
    I've become weak, too.
[1:07:36] Takato
    I've become weak.
[1:07:38] Junta
    I love you. I love you, Takato-san.
[1:07:42] Takato
    But I know that's...
[1:07:44] Junta
    I love you.
[1:07:46] Takato
    I love you, too.
[1:07:55] Takato
    It's a necessary weakness
    to feel such warmth.
[1:08:10] Celes
    Welcome back. How did it go?
[1:08:11] Takato
    I saw some incredible dancing, sir.
[1:08:15] Takato
    Thank you for recommending it.
[1:08:16] Celes
    Oh?
[1:08:20] Celes
    You seem a bit sexier than before.
[1:08:23] Celes
    It might be time to compete
    with my grandson over such beauty—
[1:08:28] Junta
    Abuelito.
[1:08:30] Celes
    No one likes a possessive man, Junta.
[1:08:35] Takato
    I'm not sure, but is he being intimidated?
[1:08:40] Yachiyo
    I'm back!
[1:08:41] Yachiyo
    Celes!
[1:08:43] Junta
    Abuelita! Abuelito's hitting on—
[1:08:46] Celes
    Hey, hey, Yachiyo! Welcome home!
[1:08:48] Celes
    I've missed you so!
[1:08:49] Takato
    Who's that?
[1:08:49] Junta
    Oh, it's my grandmother.
[1:08:51] Takato
    Oh...
[1:08:52] Takato
    Wait, she's ali—
[1:08:56] Takato
    Er...
[1:08:57] Takato
    From how he talked,
    I totally thought she was dead!
[1:09:00] Celes
    Darling mi tesoro! How was your trip?
[1:09:03] Yachiyo
    Oh, calling me "tesoro"!
SIGN    My treasure
[1:09:05] Yachiyo
    You're my treasure, too, Celes!
[1:09:10] Takato
    Mi teso...
[1:09:12] Takato
    My... treasure?
[1:09:18] Junta
    Busted, huh?
[1:09:24] Takato
    That's so embarrassing!
    You had that engraved?
[1:09:26] Hachiyo
    Oh? Junta's home?
[1:09:26] Junta
    You're so cute when you're
    blushing, Takato-san!
[1:09:29] Hachiyo
    Who's the other boy?
[1:09:29] Junta
    You're turning me on!
[1:09:31] Takato
    Stop being turned on!
[1:09:32] Takato
    You eternally horny angel!
[1:09:33] Celes
    It's the treasure Junta found.
[1:09:36] Hachiyo
    My!
SIGN    Rematch
[1:09:44] Antonio
    Here.
[1:09:55] Takato
    That clam broth is so satisfying.
[1:09:57] Celes
    Takato, does Junta make paella
    for you in Japan as well?
[1:10:02] Takato
    Actually, he does make it a lot.
[1:10:05] Celes
    Paella is a man's dish.
[1:10:09] Celes
    He makes it for his beloved wife and family.
[1:10:14] Celes
    That grandson of mine? I see.
[1:10:18] Celes
    I'm glad I taught him, then.
[1:11:11] Celes
    I'll take you to Málaga Airport, then.
[1:11:13] Yachiyo
    Come back anytime, Takato-kun.
[1:11:16] Yachiyo
    I'll send you the painting I did
    after I color it in!
[1:11:19] Takato
    S-Sure! I can't wait!
[1:11:22] Takato
    Thanks a lot.
[1:11:25] Junta
    Hey.
[1:11:26] Junta
    Takato-san, I want to wear my ring again!
[1:11:30] Junta
    Antonio said he returned it to you.
[1:11:33] Takato
    R-Right...
SIGN    Give it back
    Give it back
    Give it back
SIGN    Give it back
    Give it back
    Give it back
SIGN    Asking for it
[1:11:35] Junta
    I can't have it?
[1:11:37] Takato
    Well... I messed up a little...
[1:11:39] Junta
    Messed up?
[1:11:41] Takato
    I'll put it on you! Give me your hand!
[1:11:43] Junta
    Right!
[1:11:48] Antonio
    Hey.
[1:11:49] Antonio
    This is our ensaïmada.
[1:11:52] Antonio
    Eat it at the airport!
[1:11:53] Junta
    Thanks a lot.
[1:11:55] Antonio
    If you ever get tired of
    the niña's weak little body,
[1:11:57] Antonio
    you can always come back to me, Junta.
[1:12:00] Antonio
    I'll let you rest on my big, sexy chest!
[1:12:03] Junta
    Antonio.
[1:12:05] Junta
    Thanks a lot.
[1:12:07] Junta
    You've been my best friend,
    now and back then.
[1:12:13] Antonio
    Ju...
[1:12:14] Antonio
    Junta!
SIGN    Crack
[1:12:16] Takato
    What are you doing?
[1:12:17] Antonio
    Eh? I still haven't given up on Junta, niña!
[1:12:21] Takato
    Oh? Better channel that energy
    into fixing your face, Wild Bull!
SIGN    Menacing
[1:12:30] Takato/Antonio
    Later.
[1:12:32] Celes
    That's right, Junta.
[1:12:33] Celes
    It's been a while since I asked.
[1:12:36] Celes
    Which flower do you like best?
[1:12:38] Takato
    Stop calling me niña, Wild Bull!
[1:12:40] Antonio
    You're a niña, so I call you a niña!
[1:12:41] Yachiyo
    Effort! Friendship! Victory!
[1:12:44] Junta
    Orange blossoms.
[1:13:29] Junta
    This world where I can love you...
[1:13:36] Junta
    It's so painful, so joyous...
[1:13:39] Junta
    and so beautiful.
SIGN    After the Return
[1:18:08] Junta
    Wow! Takato-san, thank you so much!
[1:18:11] Junta
    I've never had it without rice before!
SIGN    Cooking for Dummies Paella
SIGN    paella first-time making
[1:18:19] Takato
    Ah, right.
[1:18:20] Junta
    Let's eat!
[1:18:24] Takato
    I can't cook!
SIGN    The End