# Season 1
# 1 - "In show business, it's either eat or be eaten."
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6QW9J2Z6/dakaichi--im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year-)
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**[00:02] ---**
Takato is so handsome.
**[00:04] ---**
It's no wonder he's the number one
"Man I Want To Be Hugged By."
**[00:07] ---**
Number one for five years straight?
It has to be rigged.
**[00:10] ---**
It's not rigged. I bet he'll be number one
again this year too, making it a six-year reign.
**[00:15] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Takato.
I pulled the car around, so let's go.
**[00:18] ---**
Sure.
**[00:21] ---**
Takato Saijyo?
***SIGN*** Nitto Talent Agency Takato Saijyo
**[00:24] ---**
Oh shoot. I want him to hug me.
**[00:27] ---**
Wait, what, Tomo?
**[00:29] ---**
*The number one
"Man I Want To Be Hugged By".*
**[00:31] ---**
*It's an honor that every handsome man
in the entertainment industry craves.*
**[00:38] ---**
*Wanting to be "hugged"
is different from just being "liked."*
**[00:41] ---**
*It's the highest compliment that implies
the receiver would yield their own body and soul.*
**[00:45] ---**
*I, Takato Saijyo, have held this number one
position for five years. Yes, for five whole years!*
**[00:53] ---**
*My glorious history
began when I was eight years old.*
**[00:59] ---**
*I burst onto the battlefield
of the entertainment industry*
**[01:02] ---**
*with my adorable looks
and earnest performance as my weapons.*
**[01:05] ---**
*People only make a fuss
over child actors for a brief time.*
**[01:09] ---**
*To survive, you need to capture the hearts*
**[01:12] ---**
*of not only the audience,
but also people who can give you work.*
**[01:16] ---**
*Everyone should get along? Ridiculous.*
**[01:19] ---**
*In this business, it's survival of the fittest.*
**[01:22] ---**
*If you don't drive off your rivals*
***SIGN*** A Man's Charm
**[01:23] ---**
*and sometimes destroy the lead actor,
you won't be around for long.*
**[01:27] ---**
*You always have to be cool and smart.*
**[01:30] ---**
*I smoothly accumulated a body of work*
**[01:32] ---**
*and opened up new horizons
with movies that people talked about.*
**[01:36] ---**
*After achieving high praise for my elaborate
acting ability and award for best leading actor,*
**[01:42] ---**
*I reached the pinnacle
of the entertainment industry.*
**[01:45] ---**
*And even now, I continue to stay at the forefront,
with unflagging popularity and talent.*
**[01:53] ---**
*Today too, I have a minute-to-minute schedule
from early in the morning.*
**[01:56] ---**
*I'm used to being busy,*
**[01:59] ---**
*but it's tough being a star.*
**[02:01] ---**
Mr. Sasaki, can we stop by a convenience store?
**[02:05] ---**
Sure, but why?
**[02:08] ---**
I suddenly have a taste for something sweet.
**[02:10] ---**
Good idea.
Have something sweet and cheer up.
**[02:11] ---**
Takato Saijyo's Manager
Takumi Sasaki
**[02:14] ---**
You shouldn't worry too much
about rankings and lists.
**[02:18] ---**
Right...
**[02:20] ---**
We don't have much time, right?
I'll make it quick.
**[02:24] ---**
That being said, I'm sure he'll worry about it.
**[02:27] ---**
Face of an Angel
**[02:28] ---**
A lot.
**[02:29] ---**
*It's just a magazine ranking.*
**[02:32] ---**
*It's already obvious
that I'm ranked number one.*
**[02:34] ---**
Takato Saijyo:
A Model is Born
**[02:35] ---**
*But I'll just take a glance...*
**[02:38] ---**
Number Two: Takato Saijyo
**[02:40] ---**
*I'm in second? This can't be!*
**[02:43] ---**
*Is there a man in this world
who surpasses Takato Saijyo?*
**[02:47] ---**
*Who the hell is number one?!*
**[02:49] ---**
Number One: Junta Azumaya
**[02:52] ---**
*Him?!*
***SIGN*** hug 1: "In show business, it's either eat or be eaten."
**[04:26] ---**
"Mid-Afternoon Star"
First Meeting
**[04:27] ---**
Okay, let's begin this first meeting for the film
"Mid-Afternoon Star."
**[04:31] ---**
First off, could we have a few words
from our lead actor, Azumaya?
**[04:34] ---**
S-Sure.
**[04:38] ---**
I'm Junta Azumaya
and I'll be playing the main character.
***SIGN*** Mitsuya Production Junta Azumaya
**[04:41] ---**
He's glowing. That smile is dazzling!
**[04:43] ---**
He's an angel.
**[04:43] ---**
Number Two: Takato Saijyo 6895 votes
**[04:46] ---**
*Number one "Man I Want To Be Hugged By".
I held on to that position for five years in a row.*
**[04:52] ---**
*Five years...*
**[04:53] ---**
Number Two: Takato Saijyo 6895 votes
**[04:54] ---**
*For five years!*
**[04:55] ---**
*Until this greenhorn stole first place from me!*
**[05:00] ---**
Um, this is my first leading role,
so I'm really nervous,
**[05:05] ---**
but I'll do my very best
and I look forward to working with you!
**[05:08] ---**
*Not only that, I always have the lead role.*
**[05:12] ---**
*Me, an elite actor for 20 years, ever since I was
called a "wonder kid" during my child acting days.*
**[05:16] ---**
*Being recruited for the lead debut's movie for
some dumb actor with only 3 years of experience*
**[05:21] ---**
*is the insult of the century to Takato Saijyo!*
**[05:24] ---**
That's an elite actor for you.
We can count on him.
**[05:27] ---**
So we start shooting next week.
**[05:33] ---**
*I'm out of here.*
**[05:35] ---**
Mr. Saijyo!
**[05:38] ---**
I'm thrilled to work with you again. Especially since
we have a lot of scenes together this time!
**[05:44] ---**
I'm really looking forward to it!
**[05:46] ---**
*What's this? He's audaciously learned
some lip service.*
**[05:51] ---**
Yeah, didn't we work together
on that drama last year?
**[05:53] ---**
That's right!
**[05:54] ---**
*Although I was playing the lead then...*
**[05:57] ---**
Thank you so much for giving me
a lot of good advice then.
**[06:02] ---**
I've actually idolized you since then.
**[06:06] ---**
You exaggerate.
But I'm happy if my advice was helpful to you.
**[06:09] ---**
*I only gave you advice
because you were an intolerable ham actor!*
**[06:12] ---**
*That's it! I'll eat you and your hamminess alive
with my acting talent!*
**[06:15] ---**
*Laugh it up while you can, brat!*
**[06:17] ---**
Well, I'll see you next week.
**[06:20] ---**
Mr. Saijyo!
**[06:21] ---**
Would you like to go drinking after this?
**[06:24] ---**
I thought maybe you could
give me more advice before we start filming.
**[06:28] ---**
Hey, that hurts.
**[06:29] ---**
Sorry!
**[06:30] ---**
Director
**[06:31] ---**
That's a great idea!
Saijyo, teach Azumaya more about the craft.
**[06:33] ---**
Director of
"Mid-Afternoon Star"
Tomio Torimachi
**[06:37] ---**
But today might be a little tough
because of my schedule.
**[06:41] ---**
Right, Mr. Sasaki?
**[06:42] ---**
You're fine. Tomorrow's shoot
doesn't start until the afternoon.
**[06:45] ---**
All right! Azumaya, listen to Saijyo
about how you can win best actor.
**[06:47] ---**
*Hey, why is everyone talking
like this is a done deal?*
**[06:49] ---**
I will!
**[06:50] ---**
You can learn a lot from Mr. Saijyo, Azumaya!
**[06:51] ---**
*I'm not going.*
**[06:52] ---**
*Why would I do something to help my enemy?*
**[06:54] ---**
I'm sure it'll be helpful for you.
**[06:55] ---**
*I'm not going anywhere with him.*
**[06:56] ---**
Take care of him, Saijyo!
**[06:57] ---**
I'm looking forward to it, Mr. Saijyo!
**[07:00] ---**
Well, I guess I could give you a few pointers.
Let's go, Azumaya!
**[07:03] ---**
- Okay!
- Have fun!
**[07:18] ---**
Where am I?
**[07:20] ---**
In my bed, in my apartment.
**[07:23] ---**
Your...
**[07:24] ---**
Yes. How do you feel?
**[07:27] ---**
Are you okay?
**[07:29] ---**
Why am I in your apartment?
**[07:30] ---**
Afterwards, you got piss drunk,
so I brought you here.
**[07:35] ---**
Piss drunk? Me? I don't remember.
**[07:38] ---**
And "Takato"?
**[07:40] ---**
You told me that it was okay.
"Call me by my first name," you said.
**[07:44] ---**
Here's proof.
**[07:46] ---**
*Mr. Saijyo, um, can I call you Takato?*
**[07:50] ---**
*It won't be cheap.
If you wanna call me that, gimme 1,000 yen!*
**[07:53] ---**
*That's cheap! Here you go, 1,000 yen!*
**[07:55] ---**
*All right, I'll allow it.*
**[07:57] ---**
Right, Takato?
**[07:58] ---**
*Azumaya? Just 'cause
a ham actor like you got a lead role...*
**[07:58] ---**
I bought the right
to say your name for 1,000 yen.
**[08:04] ---**
*became number one "Man I Want To Be
Hugged By", don't get too cocky!*
**[08:09] ---**
*I'll tell you all about becoming a target.*
**[08:14] ---**
*You better learn just how terrifying
show biz is, you little punk!*
**[08:19] ---**
*How could I tell him all that right to his face?*
**[08:24] ---**
Oh, right. I see...
**[08:27] ---**
That's enough. Turn it off, Azumaya.
**[08:30] ---**
Huh? I'm... Where are my clothes?
**[08:32] ---**
I'm having them dry-cleaned.
**[08:34] ---**
You spewed
as soon as you got here, Takato. See?
**[08:39] ---**
*I feel sick...*
**[08:40] ---**
*Takato, get a hold of yourself!*
**[08:42] ---**
*Stop it already, you there in the phone!*
**[08:47] ---**
Wait a second.
Why have you been recording all that?
**[08:52] ---**
What do you intend to do with that footage?
**[08:55] ---**
Um... Well...
**[08:58] ---**
*I was drunk, but still,
I'm the one who picked a fight with him.*
**[09:02] ---**
*I guess it's natural for him to get me back.*
**[09:04] ---**
*If the media got ahold of that,
it would be over for me.*
**[09:08] ---**
For someone who has a harmless face,
that's pretty cunning of you.
**[09:12] ---**
Fine. What do you want?
Let's hear it.
**[09:14] ---**
Huh? What I want?
**[09:16] ---**
Don't play dumb!
There must be something that you want.
**[09:20] ---**
I don't intend to let my career end here.
Spit it out. I'll do whatever you say.
**[09:25] ---**
Whatever I say?
**[09:27] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:29] ---**
Really?
**[09:30] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:31] ---**
*Is it money? Connections?
Or maybe he wants to knock me off my perch.*
**[09:40] ---**
Please...
**[09:42] ---**
let me have sex with you.
**[09:45] ---**
*What?*
**[09:47] ---**
Please let me have sex with you.
**[09:53] ---**
Oh my god... What should I do?
**[09:55] ---**
I must be dreaming.
**[09:56] ---**
*He's got a boner!*
**[09:59] ---**
Hey, you're kidding me, right?
**[10:00] ---**
H-Hey, calm down for a second. Okay?
**[10:05] ---**
Knock it off, idiot!
**[10:06] ---**
*I've reigned for five years as the number one
"Man I Want To Be Hugged By".*
**[10:11] ---**
*And now I'm going to get "hugged"? What?*
**[10:13] ---**
*For starters,
I have to get behind a door I can lock!*
**[10:20] ---**
Please don't run away from me, Takato.
**[10:23] ---**
Teasing me only gets me more fired up!
**[10:27] ---**
What I want...
**[10:28] ---**
Aren't you the one who asked me that?
**[10:32] ---**
I mean... that's impossible.
**[10:33] ---**
There must be something else.
**[10:35] ---**
With you in front of me,
there's nothing else I desire.
**[10:39] ---**
W-Wait!
**[10:50] ---**
Takato...
**[10:52] ---**
Cut it out!
**[10:54] ---**
Don't leave anything.
**[10:55] ---**
I have to take my clothes off
for tomorrow's shoot!
**[10:58] ---**
Sorry...
**[11:08] ---**
Takato?
**[11:10] ---**
Takato!
**[11:12] ---**
Takato!
**[11:14] ---**
What's with him?
**[11:15] ---**
Takato!
**[11:17] ---**
What's with him?!
**[11:22] ---**
Good morning, Mr. Saijyo.
**[11:24] ---**
Good morning.
**[11:25] ---**
Takato.
**[11:27] ---**
Good morning.
**[11:29] ---**
H-Hi.
**[11:31] ---**
Um, about the other night...
**[11:33] ---**
Oh, that! It hasn't been on my mind at all!
**[11:37] ---**
Okay?
**[11:46] ---**
See you.
**[11:48] ---**
*The movie, "Mid-Afternoon Star."*
**[11:48] ---**
Surgery
Operating Room 1
**[11:51] ---**
*The lead is a young actor, Junta Azumaya.*
**[11:54] ---**
*This whelp, who's only been
in the show biz for three years,*
**[11:57] ---**
*and me, Takato Saijyo,
a mega-popular actor for 20 years now.*
**[12:03] ---**
*This whelp forcibly kissed me.*
**[12:06] ---**
*That was my first time.*
**[12:07] ---**
*A serious kiss like that...*
**[12:11] ---**
*No, no, no! That was an accident!
He was being delusional! Forget about it.*
**[12:15] ---**
*But... Why does he have that look on his face?*
**[12:21] ---**
*It's like I did something wrong.*
**[12:24] ---**
*Anyway, I just have to bear with him
until this shoot is over!*
**[12:28] ---**
*I'll just ignore him if it's not work related.*
**[12:28] ---**
Ohmoji Planning
Yoichi Tadokoro
**[12:30] ---**
If I give up, a patient's life will be lost.
**[12:34] ---**
I know he's the one who can save him.
**[12:37] ---**
Cut! Azumaya, let's do one more take.
**[12:41] ---**
Sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[12:43] ---**
It's fine, just relax!
**[12:47] ---**
Director, should we take a break?
**[12:51] ---**
Yeah, let's do that. Okay, back in ten, people!
**[12:58] ---**
Azumaya!
**[13:00] ---**
Yes?
**[13:01] ---**
Want to get some tea?
**[13:03] ---**
Sure!
**[13:05] ---**
Azumaya sure does love Saijyo.
I can see his wings!
**[13:10] ---**
And Saijyo, when someone becomes attached
to you like that, you can't help but look after him.
***SIGN*** Hou-On Agency Kaori Mizuki
**[13:13] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Kanoko Shiraishi
**[13:14] ---**
No, no, no.
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, Director.
**[13:17] ---**
He's not looking after him.
Probably more like "giving him hell."
**[13:23] ---**
You horrible ham actor!
**[13:25] ---**
You know why
I called you over here, right, hack?
**[13:28] ---**
Yes.
**[13:29] ---**
A cocky kid like you ticks me off,
**[13:32] ---**
but an actor who doesn't have confidence
in his own work is too pitiful to look at.
**[13:37] ---**
Sorry. I meant to try it another way,
but it hasn't been working.
**[13:41] ---**
There's Mr. Saijyo and Azumaya!
**[13:43] ---**
They're both so handsome!
**[13:44] ---**
Here, have a drink, Azumaya.
**[13:46] ---**
It's okay? An indirect kiss—
**[13:48] ---**
I didn't put my mouth on it.
**[13:49] ---**
Mr. Saijyo is so nice!
**[13:52] ---**
Both handsome and sweet! He's perfect!
**[13:58] ---**
Were you thinking about something
during the scene?
**[14:02] ---**
I was thinking about various things,
**[14:04] ---**
like the best way to play it,
harmonizing with the other actor—
**[14:08] ---**
Don't think about that.
**[14:10] ---**
Um...
**[14:12] ---**
It's like I told you on that last drama.
**[14:14] ---**
Don't think. Just do what you feel is right.
**[14:17] ---**
Don't tell me you forgot that.
**[14:19] ---**
I didn't forget!
**[14:20] ---**
I'll never forget that.
**[14:22] ---**
Even now, I remember
everything you told me back then.
**[14:26] ---**
Then I'll tell you what I meant.
Even though you piss me off.
**[14:31] ---**
There are two general patterns for actors.
**[14:34] ---**
There's the manual type who works out the role
in their head,
**[14:37] ---**
and then responds accordingly during the shoot.
**[14:39] ---**
And then the automatic type,
who emphasizes gut reaction,
**[14:42] ---**
and doesn't need to work anything out
so they can react freely.
**[14:45] ---**
Azumaya, you're the latter.
I'm absolutely certain.
**[14:49] ---**
Sometimes you see people
for whom work is mindless self-indulgence.
**[14:53] ---**
When people like that use their heads,
**[14:55] ---**
their senses get dulled
and they get bogged down.
**[14:58] ---**
So it's okay to just do it how I want,
even though I'm the lead?
**[15:02] ---**
Dummy. It's allowed
exactly because you're the lead.
**[15:06] ---**
But then the lead should also be more grateful
than anyone for the people around him.
**[15:10] ---**
We have an especially
talented cast and crew this time.
**[15:13] ---**
You're blessed to have an environment
like this for your first lead role.
**[15:16] ---**
Additionally, who do you share
the most scenes with, huh?
**[15:21] ---**
Don't underestimate me.
I'll steal every scene from you, easy.
**[15:25] ---**
Takato...
**[15:26] ---**
Is that any way to answer me, lead actor?
**[15:29] ---**
You don't have any time for nonsense
when you're playing off of me.
**[15:37] ---**
Understood!
**[15:39] ---**
I'll attack you like you won't believe!
**[15:43] ---**
My lecture fee isn't cheap.
**[15:45] ---**
Right!
**[15:46] ---**
Is the fee 1,000 yen?
**[15:47] ---**
Are you looking for a fight?
**[15:50] ---**
Welcome back.
**[15:50] ---**
Assistant Director
of "Mid-Afternoon Star"
Hayato Isomori
**[15:51] ---**
The next scene is with both of you.
Are you ready?
**[15:55] ---**
Yes!
**[15:56] ---**
Saijyo, Saijyo!
**[15:58] ---**
Yes.
**[15:59] ---**
It looks like you put a smile on his face, but
be careful he doesn't steal scenes from you.
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, please. It'll be 100 years too soon
before somebody steals a scene from me.
**[16:13] ---**
Did he steal something else?
**[16:15] ---**
J-Just maybe like a drink...
**[16:19] ---**
Okay, let's go.
**[16:19] ---**
Mid-Afternoon Star
**[16:22] ---**
Ready? Action!
**[16:25] ---**
Sorry. It's my policy
to never get into a losing battle.
**[16:30] ---**
I don't want anyone dying on my table.
**[16:37] ---**
I don't want to lose.
That's why I want your skill.
**[16:42] ---**
Would you let go of me?
**[16:43] ---**
*That hurts, you damn ogre.*
**[16:46] ---**
I can save that life if I have you.
**[16:48] ---**
I want you.
**[16:52] ---**
Saijyo, don't let him eat you alive.
**[16:56] ---**
*You're supposed to say,
"I want your skills," idiot.*
**[16:59] ---**
If you're just begging me,
even a child could do that.
**[17:02] ---**
I want some kind of guarantee
that I can trust you with my skill.
**[17:07] ---**
Fine. Come see my next operation.
**[17:10] ---**
A bit of skill isn't going to persuade me.
**[17:13] ---**
Cut!
**[17:14] ---**
Okay!
**[17:15] ---**
- Azumaya, that was great!
- Great job! It gave me chills!
**[17:17] ---**
*The truth is, I realized it.*
**[17:20] ---**
*Ever since we first shared a scene,*
**[17:23] ---**
*I thought, "This guy really is scary."*
**[17:28] ---**
Tired?
**[17:30] ---**
Takato...
**[17:32] ---**
An actor like you who's a drawn sword
can take a big mental toll.
**[17:36] ---**
I'm sure it's tough,
but you have to get used to it.
**[17:39] ---**
It gets a little easier as you become
more experienced. Don't get worn out here.
**[17:43] ---**
And that scene we did wasn't bad.
I figure it's worth a compliment.
**[17:49] ---**
Then...
**[17:50] ---**
A-Azumaya?
**[17:52] ---**
Would you let go of me?
**[17:54] ---**
No way.
**[17:55] ---**
- Where do you mean to take me?
- Just right there.
**[17:57] ---**
Hey, cut it out! Give me a break!
I have a bad feeling about this.
**[17:58] ---**
Azumaya is so playful.
**[18:01] ---**
I won't do anything bad to you.
**[18:02] ---**
That's so charming.
**[18:02] ---**
You expect me to believe that?
**[18:04] ---**
Hey, let go of me! Let go, I said!
**[18:07] ---**
Manager! Manager! Mr. Sasaki!
**[18:09] ---**
- At your service!
- Help—
**[18:10] ---**
Mr. Sasaki, I'll take Takato home today.
**[18:14] ---**
Oh, really? Okay, thank you.
**[18:17] ---**
Oh man, something mean
has attached to Saijyo, huh?
**[18:20] ---**
My condolences.
**[18:23] ---**
Weren't you just exhausted a minute ago?
**[18:26] ---**
Yes, half of me was.
**[18:28] ---**
But the other half was getting hot for you and
I had to hold back from throwing myself on you!
**[18:38] ---**
I want you.
**[18:42] ---**
I want you, Takato.
**[18:44] ---**
*I can't look away.
He's drawing me towards him.*
**[18:47] ---**
*Damn it. His gravitational pull
is out of this world.*
**[18:57] ---**
I thought maybe this would be too soon,
since you rejected me just the other day.
**[19:04] ---**
But I can't make myself hold back
when it comes to you, Takato.
**[19:09] ---**
You saw me on that phone video, right?
**[19:11] ---**
I was envious of you,
so you should be angry with me.
**[19:15] ---**
Really? When I think I got close enough
to the person I idolized to say that to me...
**[19:22] ---**
I was thrilled.
**[19:24] ---**
I thought I could milk that video for a while.
**[19:27] ---**
What am I, a cow?
**[19:29] ---**
I mean, I don't quite understand... What?
**[19:33] ---**
It just means that as much as I idolize you,
Takato, I'm in love with you, too.
**[19:40] ---**
Wait. Don't look at me like that.
It's like you're confessing your love to me.
**[19:45] ---**
But I really am confessing my love to you.
**[19:50] ---**
Please, Takato.
**[19:53] ---**
Just once.
**[19:55] ---**
Please let me have sex with you.
**[19:58] ---**
*The "Man I Want To Be Hugged By", huh?*
**[20:01] ---**
*Damn it. Women know
what they're talking about.*
**[20:03] ---**
*No, no, no, wait!*
**[20:05] ---**
*Don't let him spellbind you! Think about this!*
**[20:07] ---**
*A man with another man!*
**[20:09] ---**
*That's just catnip for the media!*
**[20:11] ---**
*Tell him there's no way we can do this!*
**[20:13] ---**
Please.
**[20:16] ---**
It's okay, right?
**[20:18] ---**
Please say yes.
**[20:22] ---**
No, wait a second...
**[20:24] ---**
I can't.
**[20:38] ---**
I found a good spot.
**[20:44] ---**
Who's the guy that said, "Just one more time?"
**[20:47] ---**
Sorry! I just couldn't stop.
**[20:49] ---**
You're a nefarious demon with an angelic face!
**[20:52] ---**
Soul
**[20:52] ---**
It's because I'm young, I'm sorry!
**[20:54] ---**
Are you calling me an old man?
**[20:56] ---**
No!
**[20:57] ---**
Sheesh.
**[20:59] ---**
The "Man I Want To Be Hugged By,"
numbers one and two, sharing the same bed...
**[21:03] ---**
It's so brilliantly pointless.
**[21:05] ---**
It's okay! Takato, you're my number one
"man I want to hug"!
**[21:11] ---**
If you think that was cute,
I'll put a deadly curse on you.
**[21:14] ---**
I'll be back in first place next year.
**[21:16] ---**
Just you wait.
**[21:18] ---**
Then I'll aim to be your number one
"man I want to be hugged by," Takato!
**[21:22] ---**
With all my strength!
**[21:25] ---**
Hmph, do what you want.
**[21:28] ---**
I can do what I want?
**[21:31] ---**
Yeah. If you can win the award for Best Actor.
**[21:34] ---**
I will! I'll do my best!
**[21:36] ---**
Incidentally,
I intend to eat you alive, lead actor.
**[21:40] ---**
Okay!
**[21:41] ---**
*Damn it! What is this angelic power of his?*
**[21:45] ---**
*In the world of show business,
it's eat or be eaten!*
**[21:47] ---**
*Junta Azumaya!*
**[21:49] ---**
*I swear I'll eat you next time!*
**[23:25] ---**
*He's been oddly distant for the past few days.*
**[23:29] ---**
*It's a common thing.*
**[23:31] ---**
*It's that "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am."*
**[23:33] ---**
*But after everything?*
**[23:35] ---**
Hug 2: "I guess he's already over me."
# 2 - "I guess he's already over me."
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6QW9J2Z6/dakaichi--im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year-)
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**[00:02] ---**
Sorry. I have no intention
of teaming up with you.
**[00:06] ---**
Are you scared?
**[00:08] ---**
What did you say?
***SIGN*** hug 2: "I guess he's already over me."
**[00:09] ---**
I'm not scared.
**[00:11] ---**
Dr. Sendo.
**[00:13] ---**
If you and I teamed up,
I know we could save that girl!
**[00:18] ---**
*This guy is Junta Azumaya.*
**[00:20] ---**
Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
**[00:20] ---**
*He stole the "Man I Want To Be Hugged By"
number one position from me.*
**[00:24] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijyo
**[00:24] ---**
*And then, he did more than hug me.*
**[00:27] ---**
*He's been following me around every day now.*
**[00:36] ---**
Takato!
**[00:37] ---**
Why don't we take a break together?
**[00:40] ---**
Aren't you a little too close, Azumaya?
**[00:42] ---**
I want to get closer and closer to you!
**[00:45] ---**
And I want you to back off, Azumaya.
**[00:49] ---**
Oh, Azumaya is so playful!
**[00:52] ---**
That's so charming.
**[00:52] ---**
Hou-On Agency
Kaori Mizuki
**[00:52] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Kanoko Shiraishi
**[00:54] ---**
*Every single day...*
**[00:57] ---**
Good work today, Takato!
**[01:03] ---**
So, shall we go home?
**[01:07] ---**
Azumaya! Could you let go of me?
**[01:10] ---**
Nope!
**[01:11] ---**
Manager! Manager!
**[01:13] ---**
Here I am!
**[01:15] ---**
Mr. Sasaki, I'll take Takato home.
**[01:18] ---**
Sure. Much obliged.
**[01:18] ---**
Takato Saijyo's Manager
Takumi Sasaki
**[01:22] ---**
Mr. Sasaki! Help!
**[01:26] ---**
*Every single freaking day...*
**[01:56] ---**
Takato, have you memorized tomorrow's lines?
**[02:00] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:01] ---**
Then it's time for my meal.
**[02:04] ---**
Mid-Afternoon Star
**[02:05] ---**
*I swear, it's every single day and night...*
**[02:11] ---**
*Damn it!*
**[02:14] ---**
Azumaya is sticking to Saijyo
like velcro again today.
**[02:18] ---**
That's so cute. He's like an angel.
**[02:21] ---**
*What's so cute about it?
Look closer at his eyes!*
**[02:25] ---**
*Every day and night... You can at least
restrain yourself, you horny angel!*
**[02:29] ---**
*Takato is chewing. When I see him chewing,
I want to chew on him! I want to do it!*
**[02:34] ---**
Listen, you can stare at me with your greedy eyes,
but you can't eat me.
**[02:39] ---**
It's easy for the actor with the most scenes
to get physically drained.
**[02:42] ---**
So you better eat your lunch, Azumaya.
**[02:45] ---**
It's Junta.
**[02:47] ---**
Please call me Junta, Takato.
**[02:50] ---**
Just hurry up and eat. You'll run out of time.
**[02:53] ---**
Right.
**[02:54] ---**
Oh, but I can eat all of it.
**[02:57] ---**
I could eat all of you, every single bit.
**[03:00] ---**
Enough! It's not funny when you say it.
**[03:03] ---**
Huh? Funny? But I wasn't saying a joke.
**[03:07] ---**
Eat your lunch!
Satisfy your appetite with that! You scare me!
**[03:11] ---**
Okay!
**[03:13] ---**
*It's like this all the time now.*
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, Azumaya!
**[03:17] ---**
Get off! Get off of me!
**[03:22] ---**
Ugh... It's like you're in heat.
**[03:26] ---**
Please call me Junta, Takato.
**[03:29] ---**
Go to hell!
**[03:30] ---**
Don't get cocky
just because we sleep together!
**[03:33] ---**
H-Hey!
**[03:35] ---**
You're always so forceful...
**[03:37] ---**
Sorry. But afterwards,
you always give me consent, right?
**[03:41] ---**
N-No!
**[03:43] ---**
That's because my brain gets a little crazy.
**[03:47] ---**
Then please let it get crazy again.
**[03:50] ---**
Idiot! Knock it off!
**[03:53] ---**
*Every day, given half a chance,
he swoops down and devours me.*
**[03:57] ---**
*Nothing pisses me off more.*
**[04:00] ---**
*But I'm being tamed by him
and losing grip on myself.*
**[04:08] ---**
Good morning.
**[04:09] ---**
Lighting for
"Mid-Afternoon Star"
Kouki Honda
**[04:09] ---**
- Morning!
- Morning.
**[04:10] ---**
Assistant Director
of "Mid-Afternoon Star"
Hayato Isomori
**[04:12] ---**
Good morning!
**[04:13] ---**
Make-up and Hair for
"Mid-Afternoon Star"
Maki Shimura
**[04:13] ---**
Morning! Take care of me today, too, okay?
**[04:16] ---**
Yes, no problem!
**[04:18] ---**
Hey, how do you feel?
**[04:18] ---**
Director of
"Mid-Afternoon Star"
Tomio Torimachi
**[04:20] ---**
Hey, there he is!
**[04:20] ---**
Ohmoji Planning
Yoichi Tadokoro
**[04:21] ---**
Morning!
**[04:23] ---**
Good morning to you all.
**[04:25] ---**
*Horny angel.*
**[04:27] ---**
*Today I'll teach you that I'm not the kind of man
who keeps getting eaten and then—*
**[04:35] ---**
Good morning, Takato.
**[04:37] ---**
I look forward
to working with you again today.
**[04:41] ---**
*Huh?*
**[04:44] ---**
*What?*
**[06:18] ---**
*Filming for the movie "Mid-Afternoon Star"
is going smoothly.*
**[06:21] ---**
*It's obvious that
the actors and crew members are enthusiastic*
**[06:24] ---**
*and we've actually filmed
quality scenes for days in a row.*
**[06:28] ---**
*It can also be because of
all the crew members trusting each other,*
**[06:31] ---**
*but then again,
it's probably mainly thanks to him.*
**[06:35] ---**
I do understand. But how I am now...
**[06:38] ---**
*Everyone is enthralled by his performance
that's getting better by the day.*
**[06:41] ---**
*It's having a synergistic effect.*
**[06:44] ---**
*Sometimes, even I...*
**[06:47] ---**
*I'm the mighty Takato Saijyo.*
**[06:50] ---**
*Me, a 20-year veteran,
and this hack with three years of experience?*
**[06:53] ---**
*Even if he gets the better of me in private,
I won’t let him upstage me at work.*
**[06:58] ---**
*I'll show him
that he's not even in the same league.*
**[07:00] ---**
Ready? Action!
**[07:04] ---**
Dr. Sendo.
**[07:06] ---**
Dr. Sendo, do you really intend
to abandon that patient?
**[07:10] ---**
And?
**[07:13] ---**
You don't even care?
**[07:15] ---**
And you call yourself a doctor?
**[07:17] ---**
I'm still a doctor.
**[07:22] ---**
Cut! Okay!
**[07:25] ---**
*This is what happens
when I make a serious effort.*
**[07:41] ---**
Good work, Takato.
**[07:44] ---**
Well, ready to go home?
**[07:45] ---**
Huh?
**[07:48] ---**
Wait...
**[07:50] ---**
Azumaya already left.
**[07:52] ---**
He apologized for leaving first.
**[07:55] ---**
He left?
**[07:57] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:58] ---**
Huh? You would've preferred
a lift from Azumaya?
**[08:02] ---**
No, no, what are you talking about?
**[08:05] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[08:08] ---**
I'll pick you up tomorrow, too.
**[08:10] ---**
Roger that.
**[08:16] ---**
Well, let's go.
**[08:19] ---**
*He left? Without saying a word to me?*
**[08:25] ---**
Well, he's busy, appearing in this and that.
**[08:28] ---**
The movie, magazine covers, the number one
"Man I Want To Be Hugged By"...
**[08:33] ---**
What do I care?
**[08:35] ---**
After all, I'm sure he'll be back
to bothering my every step tomorrow.
**[08:43] ---**
Damn it. He got me used
to eating delicious food every night.
**[08:49] ---**
I'll give him a piece of my mind tomorrow.
**[08:51] ---**
New Edition!
Denim you wear
and denim you put on
Easy meals for men
Attack stylishly
with the strongest
mini-bag!
Model collection!
Affordable coords SNAP
**[08:59] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:04] ---**
Really?
**[09:17] ---**
Azumaya.
**[09:20] ---**
Uh, y-yes?
**[09:25] ---**
About our next scene together,
**[09:27] ---**
for me, it would be better
if we play it understated instead of going—
**[09:35] ---**
Hey, are you listening to me?
**[09:37] ---**
Y-Yes, I'm listening!
**[09:39] ---**
Then I'll review the script with that in mind!
**[09:43] ---**
Okay.
**[09:45] ---**
*As I suspected, he's been
oddly distant for the past few days.*
**[09:49] ---**
*Even though until recently, every time
he saw my face, he would pounce on me.*
**[09:55] ---**
*What happened
to his abnormal level of sexual thirst?*
**[09:59] ---**
*Why has he suddenly calmed down like that?*
**[10:02] ---**
It's throwing me off.
**[10:05] ---**
Saijyo, what do you think of Azumaya lately?
**[10:07] ---**
Don't ask me! I don't know what his problem is!
**[10:10] ---**
Huh? Are you in a bad mood?
**[10:13] ---**
Director!
**[10:15] ---**
Sorry!
**[10:16] ---**
That's okay. Want some coffee?
**[10:19] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:21] ---**
He keeps getting better and better, right?
**[10:24] ---**
I think he actually has a shot
of winning the award for Best Actor.
**[10:28] ---**
I don't know.
If he got it so easily, I'd be worried.
**[10:33] ---**
You're a harsh mentor.
**[10:36] ---**
Azumaya, can I fix your hair?
**[10:39] ---**
Oh, sure.
**[10:44] ---**
He obviously avoided your gaze there.
**[10:47] ---**
What, did you two have a spat?
**[10:49] ---**
I haven't seen you guys
palling around the last few days.
**[10:53] ---**
I don't know. But it's a relief for me not having
that big oaf follow me around like a puppy.
**[11:00] ---**
Oh, is that so?
**[11:02] ---**
You two together
have been a hallmark of this shoot.
**[11:05] ---**
The actresses always look forward to it.
**[11:05] ---**
Your hair is so shiny, Azumaya.
**[11:08] ---**
Really?
**[11:09] ---**
What do you use on it?
**[11:09] ---**
Could that be it?
**[11:11] ---**
I don't really do anything special to it.
**[11:13] ---**
Really? I'm envious!
**[11:14] ---**
You guys in a rut?
**[11:18] ---**
*In a rut?*
**[11:20] ---**
Inner Mind Dictionary
by Takato
**[11:21] ---**
*"In a rut" is a period in which two partners
have grown tired of each other."*
**[11:25] ---**
*(It's usually used to describe married couples.)*
**[11:29] ---**
*Wait, we're not married!*
**[11:30] ---**
*I don't even like him, or anything like that!*
**[11:34] ---**
Just kidding.
**[11:35] ---**
At least get along with each other
until we wrap.
**[11:40] ---**
Huh? What's wrong, Saijyo?
**[11:42] ---**
Saijyo? Hey?
**[11:42] ---**
*What? Has he really gotten tired of me?*
**[11:48] ---**
*Certainly, fans who easily go crazy about a star
are quick to lose interest.*
**[11:52] ---**
*But still... Hey, but wait. No, no.*
**[11:55] ---**
*I mean, he was so into me...*
**[11:58] ---**
*Yeah. If you can win the award for Best Actor.*
**[12:01] ---**
*I will! I'll do my best!*
**[12:05] ---**
*After all that, he couldn't be sick of me.*
**[12:09] ---**
*I mean, right?*
**[12:24] ---**
Takato!
**[12:25] ---**
Hey, I've been waiting for you.
Give me a ride home.
**[12:28] ---**
What? S-Sure!
**[12:30] ---**
Oh, wait...
**[12:33] ---**
What about Mr. Sasaki?
**[12:36] ---**
I had him go home.
**[12:40] ---**
Today is a little...
**[12:42] ---**
Um... Sorry.
**[12:48] ---**
I'll serve you some tea.
**[12:50] ---**
Come on, take me home.
**[12:58] ---**
*Tonight's horoscope. The worst one is...*
**[12:59] ---**
Are you busy lately?
**[13:02] ---**
Yes, I suppose.
**[13:04] ---**
But you must be busy, too.
**[13:05] ---**
*Aries!*
**[13:07] ---**
Yeah, I'm always busy.
**[13:07] ---**
*You'll be shocked when your crush
gives you the cold shoulder!*
**[13:10] ---**
But I'm used to being busy, so I'm fine.
**[13:11] ---**
*But don't just be passive about it.*
**[13:13] ---**
*Try taking the initiative
and ask him how he feels about you.*
**[13:13] ---**
That's amazing.
**[13:18] ---**
*Your lucky item is honey.*
**[13:31] ---**
Hey, why won't you look at me?
**[13:34] ---**
Um... I'm driving.
**[13:37] ---**
It's a red light.
**[13:39] ---**
Yes, but for safety's sake,
I'd better keep my eyes on the road.
**[13:45] ---**
There, see? The light changed.
**[13:48] ---**
*What terrible acting.*
**[13:50] ---**
*He's obviously avoiding me.*
**[13:54] ---**
*It happens a lot.*
**[13:57] ---**
*You screw someone, get sick of them,
and then dump them.*
**[14:05] ---**
Well, Takato...
**[14:07] ---**
Come on.
**[14:09] ---**
I'll serve you some tea.
**[14:12] ---**
*Give me a break!*
**[14:13] ---**
*After you twisted me around your little finger...*
**[14:16] ---**
*I'm going to have you pay for all this.*
**[14:29] ---**
This is your first time here, right?
**[14:31] ---**
Oh, yes.
**[14:33] ---**
- But...
- Come in.
**[14:37] ---**
Coffee? Or maybe alcohol?
**[14:40] ---**
Um, Takato, I'm sorry.
I really have to be going now.
**[14:44] ---**
Why? After I let you in here.
**[14:48] ---**
You're not going to do anything?
**[14:54] ---**
You really have gotten tired of me, huh?
**[14:58] ---**
I won't let you leave!
**[15:02] ---**
Hey! Please stop that! We can't!
**[15:05] ---**
We can't? That's adorable.
**[15:09] ---**
After you had the run of my body.
**[15:12] ---**
*This is ridiculous.*
**[15:14] ---**
*I was at this hack's mercy, lost my grip on myself,
and now he's tired of me?*
**[15:19] ---**
*After all that's happened?*
**[15:22] ---**
*Ugh, damn it. I'm starting to cry.*
**[15:27] ---**
Takato!
**[15:28] ---**
*You made me your plaything
and this is my revenge!*
**[15:31] ---**
*This is our final...*
**[15:33] ---**
Takato!
**[15:35] ---**
If this is the last time, you should at least
let me have my way with you.
**[15:41] ---**
Takato... I can't hold back anymore.
**[15:46] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[15:48] ---**
*What, so suddenly...*
**[15:58] ---**
I'm sor...
**[16:01] ---**
Wait, what the hell? Why are you choking?
Hey, are you okay?
**[16:05] ---**
I'm fine...
**[16:08] ---**
Hey! Don't die!
**[16:13] ---**
Thank you.
**[16:15] ---**
So you have a cold.
**[16:18] ---**
I've had it since last week.
**[16:20] ---**
I've been taking strong medicine for it at work
and have been getting by, but...
**[16:24] ---**
So that's why you've been avoiding me.
**[16:27] ---**
You're busier than I am,
so I couldn't risk passing it on to you.
**[16:32] ---**
It's difficult when I'm around you,
because then I would never want to leave.
**[16:37] ---**
I've been desperately holding back and trying
to stay away from you until I got rid of this cold.
**[16:41] ---**
When you invited me here today, I was thrilled,
but I apologize if I end up giving you my cold.
**[16:48] ---**
Oh, I don't care.
**[16:50] ---**
*Stop glowing! You're making me feel guilty!*
**[16:53] ---**
This is good.
It makes me feel much better.
**[16:57] ---**
There are grated radishes and honey in there.
**[17:00] ---**
It's good for your throat,
but if it's hard to drink, add some more.
**[17:03] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:07] ---**
Sorry.
**[17:10] ---**
I thought maybe you were tired... of me...
**[17:15] ---**
Takato.
**[17:17] ---**
Does that mean you missed having me around?
**[17:21] ---**
That means you like me, right?
**[17:23] ---**
Oh, this makes me so happy.
**[17:27] ---**
Don't get carried away.
**[17:29] ---**
But of course I would. After all,
this means you've entrusted yourself to me.
**[17:36] ---**
That's cute.
**[17:39] ---**
I can't take it any more.
**[17:41] ---**
Can I have my way with you?
**[17:44] ---**
If you can't take it,
then don't ask me every single time.
**[17:48] ---**
Takato.
**[17:51] ---**
Please remember this.
**[17:53] ---**
Even if you beg me with tears,
I swear I'll never get tired of you.
**[18:00] ---**
*Sheesh. He's so confusing!
If he has a cold, then say so!*
**[18:05] ---**
*What, he didn't want me to get sick?*
**[18:08] ---**
*Even though he's a horny angel...*
**[18:21] ---**
Takato, I have a favor to ask you.
**[18:25] ---**
What?
**[18:27] ---**
Please call me Junta.
**[18:30] ---**
Is that what you want to ask
right before doing the deed?
**[18:34] ---**
Yes, please.
**[18:36] ---**
Oh, should I pay you 1,000 yen?
**[18:39] ---**
Are you mocking me?
**[18:45] ---**
Takato.
**[18:48] ---**
Call me Junta. Okay?
**[18:51] ---**
*Damn it!*
**[18:59] ---**
Chunta.
**[19:00] ---**
*I fumbled it.*
**[19:04] ---**
Um, Takato, my name isn't "Chunta," but Jun—
**[19:07] ---**
I meant it like a nickname!
It was on purpose!
**[19:10] ---**
I wouldn't fumble a name!
**[19:13] ---**
Damn it! You should be happy with "Chunta"!
**[19:17] ---**
Okay.
**[19:19] ---**
Takato, I'm going to win the award
for Best Actor,
**[19:22] ---**
and become your number one
"Man I Want To Be Hugged By."
**[19:26] ---**
Never mind number one.
There isn't anyone else to compare to.
**[19:32] ---**
*I don't know anyone else this crazy.*
**[19:42] ---**
What? Isn't that a little too dangerous?
**[19:45] ---**
It may be.
**[19:48] ---**
But I'm not scared at all.
**[19:51] ---**
Because I have him!
**[19:54] ---**
Cut! Okay!
**[19:56] ---**
Nice, Azumaya! You're on a roll!
**[19:59] ---**
Thank you!
**[20:03] ---**
Is something wrong, Mr. Saijyo?
**[20:05] ---**
Oh, no.
**[20:07] ---**
Just my lower back.
**[20:08] ---**
Your lower back? Are you okay?
**[20:10] ---**
It's not a problem. Once the camera rolls,
I'll look sharp, so don't worry.
**[20:14] ---**
Takato!
**[20:16] ---**
Let's take a break together!
Want to get coffee? Or hot chocolate?
**[20:21] ---**
You seem to be in good shape,
you indefatigable angel...
**[20:24] ---**
Yes, I'm sure it's because of
your honey, Takato. We should have it again!
**[20:29] ---**
Talking like I'm some herbal remedy!
**[20:32] ---**
Thanks to you, my lower back
feels like it's going to snap!
**[20:35] ---**
Take responsibility, you jerk!
**[20:37] ---**
Responsibility? Is that a proposal?
**[20:40] ---**
Don't get carried away!
Get the cobwebs out of your head!
**[20:43] ---**
Of course I'd get carried away! You're the one
who let me carry you, Takato.
**[20:49] ---**
Want me to give you a ride home again today?
Or should we just live together?
**[20:53] ---**
Let go of me!
**[20:54] ---**
Jeez! If you're going to get carried away,
do it after winning the Best Actor award!
**[20:58] ---**
If I win, we can live together?
I'll do my best!
**[21:02] ---**
You guys are so close.
**[21:04] ---**
That's so cute!
**[21:05] ---**
I see the usual scenery has returned.
**[21:07] ---**
Takato!
**[21:09] ---**
Don't follow me!
**[22:43] ---**
You... You really screwed me over!
**[22:47] ---**
Also, quit abducting me every day after a shoot!
My body can't hold up.
**[22:51] ---**
But once we finish this location,
we can’t go home together anymore.
**[22:59] ---**
I'm only going to say it once.
**[23:01] ---**
090-93...
**[23:03] ---**
My phone number.
If you have free time, we can meet up.
**[23:07] ---**
Takato.
**[23:09] ---**
But I already have
your number saved in my phone.
**[23:13] ---**
What's that? Why?
**[23:14] ---**
I didn't tell you, did I? So how?
**[23:19] ---**
Th-That's scary! How!
**[23:22] ---**
I'm scared! I'm scared!
**[23:25] ---**
Sheesh. What the hell.
**[23:28] ---**
Wait, wait. Don't be rash!
**[23:31] ---**
Where does he think we are?
**[23:34] ---**
Chunta, come on.
**[23:37] ---**
hug 3: "Molesting. Just don't do it."
# 3 - Molesting. Just don't do it.
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***SIGN*** hug 3 "Molesting. Just don't do it."
**[00:02] ---**
"Her ailment is unknown.
**[00:05] ---**
The symptoms are wide-ranging,
from peripheral joint inflammation
**[00:05] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijo
**[00:09] ---**
Mid-Afternoon Star
**[00:09] ---**
to pyoderma gangrenosum
to a malignant tumor in the digestive tract."
**[00:13] ---**
*The lines with medical jargon
are pretty difficult this time around.*
**[00:16] ---**
*And when they're long lines like this...*
**[00:19] ---**
*I'm glad I turned down the invite
to go drinking tonight after all.*
**[00:22] ---**
All right! We'll drink at the yakitori restaurant
over there until they run out of booze!
**[00:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[00:29] ---**
*I wanted to go drinking, too.
Maybe I'll pour myself one when I get home.*
**[00:33] ---**
*I should have two bottles left in the fridge.*
**[00:37] ---**
*Someone else got in...*
**[00:42] ---**
*That day I realized...*
**[00:43] ---**
*I realized the humiliation...*
**[00:46] ---**
*of being gorged on by him.*
**[00:51] ---**
*And the terror of being harassed by him.*
**[02:27] ---**
Good work today, Takato.
**[02:30] ---**
Chun... ta?
**[02:32] ---**
Can I sit next to you?
**[02:32] ---**
Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
**[02:34] ---**
How's the temperature in here?
Want me to kick it up?
**[02:38] ---**
No, too dry wouldn't be good either.
**[02:41] ---**
I'll just borrow a blanket.
**[02:43] ---**
*Am I half-asleep?*
**[02:44] ---**
*For a second there,
I thought I saw a starving beast.*
**[02:48] ---**
Well, here we go.
**[02:50] ---**
I'm closing this curtain, so get some rest.
**[02:53] ---**
All right, thank you.
**[03:02] ---**
Here you go, Takato.
**[03:04] ---**
Oh, that was thoughtful of you.
**[03:06] ---**
Yes. Better to be safe than sorry, I thought.
**[03:10] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:11] ---**
*It wouldn't do to catch a cold during the shoot.*
**[03:15] ---**
What about you?
**[03:17] ---**
For now, I'm fine, as long as you have one.
**[03:21] ---**
Oh. Okay.
**[03:23] ---**
*It feels like this conversation
isn't going anywhere. Or more like...*
**[03:28] ---**
*He's close!*
**[03:30] ---**
You were invited
to go out drinking tonight too, weren't you?
**[03:34] ---**
You turned it down?
**[03:37] ---**
I heard you weren't going, so...
**[03:40] ---**
*Ugh, it's annoying when he gets clingy.*
**[03:43] ---**
In this business, it's important to be social.
**[03:46] ---**
Although it does depend on the members...
**[03:48] ---**
Right, but I thought if I got on the bus now,
it would just be the two of us.
**[03:54] ---**
So I gave in to temptation.
**[03:57] ---**
*Sheesh. What's with this guy?*
**[04:01] ---**
I-It's not just the two of us.
Mr. Isomori is up front driving.
**[04:04] ---**
Move over a bit.
**[04:06] ---**
- You're too close!
- It's the two of us.
**[04:09] ---**
Just you and me in the back seat. All alone.
**[04:12] ---**
I said you're too close...
**[04:18] ---**
H-Hey, what are you...
**[04:21] ---**
If he opens that curtain, he'll see us.
**[04:23] ---**
Chunta, don't tell me you're... Hey...
**[04:29] ---**
If you're just a little quiet,
we won't have any trouble.
**[04:32] ---**
Wait, wait. Don't be reckless.
**[04:36] ---**
We can't do this here.
**[04:38] ---**
*Molesting. Just don't do it!*
**[04:45] ---**
Takato, move your hand.
And don't close your legs. I can't touch you.
**[04:50] ---**
Don't touch me.
**[04:52] ---**
I want to touch you.
**[04:54] ---**
Don't touch me, pervert.
**[04:58] ---**
Then I'll start here.
**[05:02] ---**
*Where does he think we are?*
**[05:07] ---**
Oh, you're loosening up.
**[05:10] ---**
*This is a location bus!*
**[05:12] ---**
Now do you like it?
**[05:16] ---**
Who could... like that?
**[05:20] ---**
Go to hell, you perv.
**[05:26] ---**
Awe, man.
**[05:28] ---**
We're in a traffic jam.
That's unusual at this late hour.
**[05:34] ---**
*Traffic jam?*
**[05:36] ---**
Saijo, Azumaya...
**[05:39] ---**
*Hey, the curtain!*
**[05:41] ---**
Looks like the traffic
is because of some accident.
**[05:49] ---**
*The curtain!*
**[05:53] ---**
Saijo is fast asleep?
**[05:55] ---**
Yes.
**[05:59] ---**
*Hurry up. Hurry up, and close...*
**[06:02] ---**
If it's going to take a while longer,
I'll probably take a nap, too.
**[06:06] ---**
Good idea. I'll wake you up when we get there.
**[06:09] ---**
Thank you.
**[06:20] ---**
Takato...
**[06:22] ---**
Chunta, stop it already.
**[06:27] ---**
Are you sure you want me to stop?
**[06:34] ---**
Did you see that show
with Takato Saijo last night?
**[06:36] ---**
Yeah, I saw it! He's so dreamy!
**[06:43] ---**
Takato, are you feeling good...
**[06:54] ---**
Mr. Isomori.
**[06:55] ---**
Yes?
**[06:56] ---**
Could you just go straight to my place?
**[07:00] ---**
The two of us have decided
to run lines tonight.
**[07:06] ---**
Takato, um...
**[07:08] ---**
Can I carry you to the bathtub?
**[07:14] ---**
Yes, go ahead.
**[07:16] ---**
You can hit me as much as you like.
**[07:20] ---**
Sorry.
**[07:21] ---**
Don't apologize!
**[07:22] ---**
If you're going to apologize, wait until after
I'm done expressing my anger at you!
**[07:26] ---**
You sneaky bastard!
**[07:28] ---**
Sorry.
**[07:30] ---**
When I thought how the shoot is almost over,
I couldn't help but get greedy.
**[07:35] ---**
*Over?*
**[07:39] ---**
*I see.*
**[07:40] ---**
*We don't have that many scenes left to shoot.*
**[07:46] ---**
Cut! Okay, that'll do!
**[07:48] ---**
Good work.
**[07:49] ---**
I was so nervous!
**[07:52] ---**
Azumaya and Saijo,
you guys were perfect, too!
**[07:55] ---**
Is it because of the rehearsing
you did last night?
**[07:55] ---**
Assistant Director
of "Mid-Afternoon Star"
Hayato Isomori
**[07:56] ---**
That's right!
**[07:58] ---**
I've been blessed with a fabulous cast,
and I couldn't be happier.
**[08:00] ---**
Director of
"Mid-Afternoon Star"
Tomio Torimachi
**[08:02] ---**
Next time I'll make it
a quieter kind of drinking, so join us, okay?
**[08:06] ---**
Yes, of course.
**[08:09] ---**
But I had Takato with me last night.
**[08:13] ---**
Huh? A water bottle flew through the air.
**[08:17] ---**
Sorry. It slipped out of my hands.
**[08:19] ---**
Are you okay, Azumaya?
**[08:22] ---**
Takato! I'm perfectly fine.
**[08:25] ---**
No, there's definitely
something wrong with your head.
**[08:29] ---**
I'd better operate on it right away!
**[08:29] ---**
- He's an angel again today.
- Those two keep getting closer and closer.
**[08:30] ---**
Hou-On Agency
Kaori Mizuki
**[08:30] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Kanoko Shiraishi
**[08:31] ---**
- Come with me, you insatiable, perverted angel!
- O-Okay!
**[08:33] ---**
Close, huh?
**[08:35] ---**
Saijo's got it rough.
**[08:38] ---**
Takato, Azumaya, sorry to interrupt your fun.
**[08:41] ---**
This isn't fun at all!
**[08:43] ---**
Takato Saijo's Manager
Takumi Sasaki
**[08:43] ---**
Can I ask you two to do an interview?
People from the media are here.
**[08:47] ---**
- Sure!
- Yes!
**[08:49] ---**
*There's more to an actor's job
than just performing.*
**[08:52] ---**
Mid-Afternoon Star
**[08:53] ---**
*During the shooting period, there are
interviews for newspapers and magazines...*
**[08:56] ---**
*appearances on TV shows,
TV commercial shoots.*
**[08:59] ---**
*These are all duties assigned to the main cast.*
**[09:02] ---**
*It's important work that you must do
to promote the movie as much as possible.*
**[09:06] ---**
Mr. Saijo, what did you think
when your co-star, Mr. Azumaya,
**[09:10] ---**
stole your number one spot
for "Sexiest Man of the Year,"
**[09:12] ---**
a position you held for five years in a row?
**[09:15] ---**
It seems Azumaya
really is a rising star these days.
**[09:18] ---**
It's too bad you lost your number one position.
**[09:21] ---**
Did you say anything about it to Mr. Azumaya?
**[09:25] ---**
Why do you think you fell to second place
of "Sexiest Man of the Year"?
**[09:29] ---**
Do you have any regrets?
**[09:31] ---**
What do you think you have to do
to regain first place?
**[09:33] ---**
A few words to your fans?
**[09:34] ---**
Takato Saijo
**[09:35] ---**
One's as bad as the next! This is unbelievable!
**[09:38] ---**
It was supposed to be an interview for the movie,
so ask me movie-related questions!
**[09:42] ---**
You can't blame them.
**[09:43] ---**
The "Sexiest Man of the Year" and runner-up
**[09:45] ---**
are co-starring in "Mid-Afternoon Star,"
so it's a hot topic.
**[09:48] ---**
People are curious.
**[09:51] ---**
It's fine with me.
**[09:53] ---**
If its gets butts in seats to watch the movie,
then it was worth it.
**[09:57] ---**
Nice interview, Takato.
**[09:59] ---**
Have a hot chocolate.
**[10:01] ---**
Gimme!
**[10:04] ---**
Thank you. Especially when
you also must be tired, Azumaya.
**[10:07] ---**
No, not at all.
I always enjoy spending time with Takato.
**[10:11] ---**
- Really?
- Yes!
**[10:13] ---**
We've got three interviews tomorrow.
**[10:15] ---**
Oh, that's right. And the magazine aniani
wants to get a conversation between you two.
**[10:20] ---**
- Aniani?
- Conversation?
**[10:24] ---**
*Aniani is the magazine that publishes
the "Sexiest" rankings.*
**[10:28] ---**
*There's no doubt they'll get us to talk about that.*
**[10:29] ---**
Number One Junta Azumaya
**[10:33] ---**
It seems they want to do a special feature
to coincide with the opening of the movie.
**[10:37] ---**
Of course, along with the conversation,
they want to get a lot of photos.
**[10:41] ---**
I know it'll be hard on you
when you're already busy shooting, but...
**[10:44] ---**
It'll be good publicity for the movie, right?
**[10:47] ---**
Naturally.
They'd like the two of you on the cover.
**[10:52] ---**
I'd be happy to do it.
**[10:55] ---**
If it means working with Takato,
I'd jump at the chance.
**[11:00] ---**
*We're only going to be working together
for a little longer.*
**[11:06] ---**
Wonderful, wonderful!
Takato and Azumaya, both of you!
**[11:12] ---**
Hey, aren't you too close?
**[11:14] ---**
But look...
**[11:16] ---**
- They're up against each other!
- Women seem to like this kind of thing.
**[11:19] ---**
Quiet!
**[11:21] ---**
I want to change it around.
**[11:21] ---**
Cameraman
Julio Mitsudani
**[11:23] ---**
Takato, Azumaya, would you move around
while smoking a cigarette?
**[11:28] ---**
Sure.
**[11:30] ---**
Um...
**[11:33] ---**
Yes?
**[11:34] ---**
Nothing.
**[11:36] ---**
Don't say anything.
**[11:37] ---**
But you don't like smoking, right?
**[11:40] ---**
Photographers are trying to get
the best photos they can.
**[11:45] ---**
You do whatever it is they tell you to do.
That's what a professional does.
**[11:49] ---**
But...
**[11:51] ---**
You're a professional too, aren't you?
**[12:03] ---**
I'm not doing this for your sake.
**[12:05] ---**
It's for the fans.
**[12:20] ---**
I was watching the photo shoot
for you two earlier
**[12:23] ---**
and was struck by how close you two are.
**[12:26] ---**
Yes, we are close!
**[12:27] ---**
Normally so.
**[12:29] ---**
First off, what did you think when you were
chosen as the "Sexiest Man of the Year"?
**[12:33] ---**
*I knew it.*
**[12:35] ---**
I think that as a man, it's been an honor
to be chosen by women every time.
**[12:42] ---**
Azumaya, I believe this is your first time
to be voted number one, so what did you think?
**[12:46] ---**
I was a little surprised, but overjoyed.
**[12:48] ---**
Well, I knew I couldn't stay
in first place forever.
**[12:53] ---**
It seemed to be a good time
for a "changing of the guard."
**[12:55] ---**
Congratulations for taking first place, Azumaya.
**[12:59] ---**
Yes, thank you.
**[13:01] ---**
That's amazing, Mr. Saijo.
**[13:02] ---**
It's so befitting for someone who was voted
number one five years in a row.
**[13:05] ---**
It's so beautiful that it's dazzling.
**[13:07] ---**
*That's right. You're dealing with
the superstar actor, Takato Saijo.*
**[13:12] ---**
*I haven't been in this business
for 20 years for nothing.*
**[13:14] ---**
*I'll get through this conversation
in the coolest manner ever.*
**[13:18] ---**
Have you two ever been madly in love
with someone?
**[13:23] ---**
There are many charming women
all around me,
**[13:27] ---**
but unfortunately, I'm just so busy.
**[13:29] ---**
Right now, work is my mistress.
**[13:31] ---**
That makes sense.
**[13:32] ---**
Being devoted to your career
is very like you, Mr. Saijo.
**[13:36] ---**
Mr. Azumaya, how about—
**[13:37] ---**
I have.
**[13:39] ---**
*Hey, what are you talking about?*
**[13:41] ---**
*What do you intend to confess?*
**[13:43] ---**
Um, who is it?!
**[13:45] ---**
My idol, the person I look up to.
**[13:48] ---**
When I met this person,
my heart beat wildly for the first time.
**[13:52] ---**
The color of the world changed, and I
became hooked, as you do when you're in love.
**[13:58] ---**
That person is my everything.
**[14:03] ---**
Of course I'm thrilled
that a great many women are fans
**[14:06] ---**
and think I'm the "Sexiest Man of the Year,"
**[14:09] ---**
but more than anything,
I want to become that person's "Sexiest Man".
**[14:18] ---**
*"My everything," come on now!
That's an exaggeration.*
**[14:23] ---**
And that's a wrap for "Mid-afternoon Star"!
**[14:29] ---**
*Once filming of the movie is finished,
the actor's work is done.*
**[14:33] ---**
*My days of being intimidated by him
are over, too.*
**[14:37] ---**
Takato Saijo
**[14:39] ---**
*Now I'll regain a peaceful life.*
**[14:43] ---**
Takato!
**[14:45] ---**
What's up? It's open.
**[14:51] ---**
Takato, thank you!
**[14:54] ---**
Wh-Why are you thanking me?
**[14:56] ---**
I've had so much fun being with you.
**[14:59] ---**
But that's not all.
**[15:01] ---**
Thanks to you, I feel like
I've really grown as an actor.
**[15:06] ---**
My idol was, is, and shall always be Takato Saijo.
**[15:13] ---**
Don't be satisfied with this.
**[15:16] ---**
You've been an actor for three years.
You're still wet behind the ears.
**[15:19] ---**
Right.
**[15:20] ---**
Actors don't have a goal.
Each project you take on is a challenge.
**[15:23] ---**
Right!
**[15:24] ---**
And...
**[15:28] ---**
I wouldn't mind it
if you called me once in a while.
**[15:32] ---**
Right!
**[15:34] ---**
But I'll come see you every day.
**[15:39] ---**
How?
**[15:40] ---**
By car.
**[15:45] ---**
Please let me pick you up after work.
**[15:47] ---**
Wait a second!
**[15:48] ---**
When you sounded sad because the shoot
was almost over, what was that?
**[15:52] ---**
I was sad about not being able
to touch you while at work anymore.
**[15:56] ---**
But I'll make up for it
by touching you a lot outside of work.
**[16:01] ---**
Hey, where are you touching me?
**[16:03] ---**
Sorry.
**[16:05] ---**
Here, 1,000 yen.
**[16:06] ---**
Th-That's enough, you horny angel!
**[16:12] ---**
*Apparently my days of being harassed
are going to continue for a while.*
**[16:16] ---**
Mid-Afternoon Star
Staff and Cast Screening
**[16:24] ---**
*Not a bad performance.*
**[16:26] ---**
*Even my fellow actors and crew members
are riveted to the screen.*
**[16:31] ---**
*That magnetism...*
**[16:43] ---**
*The man who stole the first place ranking
of "Sexiest Man of the Year"*
**[16:47] ---**
*from me, Takato Saijo, a superstar actor
with 20 years of experience...*
**[16:52] ---**
*He looks harmless,
but is actually a bloodthirsty carnivore.*
**[16:57] ---**
*He's been harassing me on a daily basis.*
**[17:01] ---**
*But...*
**[17:08] ---**
*I'm glad we had the chance to work together.*
**[18:53] ---**
And now I'll announce the results.
**[18:56] ---**
The award for Best Actor in a Leading Role...
**[19:00] ---**
goes to Junta Azumaya, for "Mid-Afternoon Star"!
**[19:14] ---**
Congratulations.
**[19:16] ---**
Yes, thank you!
**[19:25] ---**
Well, I'm happy for you.
**[19:27] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:29] ---**
Are you sure we can drink such a nice bottle?
**[19:31] ---**
Snacks are in the fridge.
Take them out as you like.
**[19:34] ---**
Right.
**[19:37] ---**
Takato.
**[19:39] ---**
What about the cake you bought?
Wand me to cut it?
**[19:42] ---**
No, give it to me like that.
**[19:44] ---**
Just get me a fork.
**[19:46] ---**
Okay!
**[19:47] ---**
The director told me before.
**[19:50] ---**
He said when you're in a bad mood,
you eat a whole cake by yourself.
**[19:54] ---**
You got a problem with that?
**[19:55] ---**
No.
**[19:58] ---**
*Saijo!*
**[20:01] ---**
If it hadn't been for that old man,
**[20:03] ---**
I would've won the award
for Best Actor in a Supporting Role!
**[20:07] ---**
And now I'll announce the results.
**[20:09] ---**
The award for Best Actor
in a Supporting Role goes to...
**[20:12] ---**
*Come to me!*
**[20:14] ---**
Kozaburo Nakata!
**[20:18] ---**
Office Yen
Kozaburo Nakata
**[20:21] ---**
Congratulations, Mr. Nakata.
**[20:24] ---**
Well, thanks. I'm sorry that an old man
like me stole it from you, Saijo.
**[20:30] ---**
To be honest, I wish I could
give it to a promising young actor like yourself.
**[20:36] ---**
Not at all!
**[20:38] ---**
I still have a lot to learn by watching you, sir.
**[20:43] ---**
Really?
**[20:44] ---**
Then I guess I'll hold on to this
without any reservations.
**[20:48] ---**
Challenge me again anytime, Saijo.
**[20:52] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[20:54] ---**
Damn it! Did you see that?
**[20:56] ---**
The triumphant look on the old man's face!
**[20:58] ---**
Hurry up, and retire!
**[20:59] ---**
The elderly shouldn't be working that hard!
**[21:02] ---**
But, Takato, you watch almost
all of Mr. Nakata's performances, don't you?
**[21:06] ---**
Yes! That old man is brilliant!
**[21:11] ---**
Well, I didn't think he'd be brushed aside
and I'd just get the award.
**[21:15] ---**
For our movie, we got Best Director
and you got Best Actor in a Leading Role.
**[21:20] ---**
I wanted to make it a trifecta
by winning Best Supporting Actor.
**[21:27] ---**
What? You want some, too?
**[21:30] ---**
- Oh, no.
- All right, fine.
**[21:39] ---**
T-Takato.
**[21:42] ---**
Just kidding!
**[21:43] ---**
Here, eat it yourself, dummy!
**[21:45] ---**
Put your wings away!
**[21:46] ---**
*I'm the dummy! Acting as if we're a couple!*
**[21:50] ---**
Thank you.
**[21:52] ---**
But if I'm going to eat, I'd rather have this.
**[21:56] ---**
H-Hey!
**[21:58] ---**
Th-This?!
**[22:00] ---**
- I'm not food.
- To me, you're the finest feast.
**[22:04] ---**
Open your mouth, Takato.
**[22:09] ---**
Sweet.
**[22:14] ---**
Takato, I won the award for Best Actor.
**[22:19] ---**
When you told me "congratulations"
onstage at the awards,
**[22:23] ---**
I was so happy that I almost lost control
and ravished you.
**[22:28] ---**
I won't do that, though,
because I want to stand with you again.
**[22:36] ---**
So, have I become your "Sexiest Man"?
**[22:43] ---**
Cut it out.
**[22:46] ---**
Not on the sofa.
**[22:49] ---**
On a day like this...
**[22:52] ---**
You're right.
**[22:53] ---**
I'll take my time with you on the bed.
**[23:05] ---**
*I'll never tell him that I want to have sex.*
**[23:12] ---**
*I'll never say that, but just for today...*
**[23:22] ---**
*...I'll celebrate his award.*
**[23:25] ---**
Takato, just once.
**[23:27] ---**
"Teacher," okay? Just once.
**[23:31] ---**
Takato.
**[23:32] ---**
Okay, once.
**[23:33] ---**
Teacher...
**[23:36] ---**
Shall we continue?
**[23:37] ---**
hug 4 "I've been framed..."
# 4 - I've been framed...
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**[00:06] ---**
Would you like a mature flavor
that is bitter and robust?
**[00:11] ---**
Or a gently-embracing sweet flavor?
**[00:15] ---**
Both?
**[00:17] ---**
Delicious!
**[00:21] ---**
Well then, for the greedy type,
I'll make a special exception.
**[00:26] ---**
A mild flavor
with freshly-ground coffee and fresh milk.
**[00:35] ---**
Creamy cafe au lait.
**[00:37] ---**
Cut!
**[00:39] ---**
*After the movie-related work was finished up,
I returned to my everyday life.*
**[00:44] ---**
MR. SAIJO
**[00:47] ---**
SASAKI
SASAKI
SASAKI
SASAKI (MISSED CALL)
SASAKI
**[00:51] ---**
Good work today, Takato!
**[00:54] ---**
Azumaya hasn't picked you up in a while, huh?
**[00:59] ---**
Well, he did win the award for Best Actor.
**[01:02] ---**
He's probably deluged with work right now.
**[01:05] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[01:06] ---**
He's already set for next fall's drama.
**[01:09] ---**
Oh it's this one,
with Yurie Kurokawa as the main role.
**[01:12] ---**
Huh.
**[01:13] ---**
He's playing opposite a
major actress like that.
**[01:16] ---**
They really have
great expectations for Azumaya.
**[01:21] ---**
You must be lonely
not getting to hang out with him, Takato.
**[01:25] ---**
Ridiculous.
**[01:26] ---**
I'm relieved to finally
get my peaceful life back.
**[03:03] ---**
hug 4 "I've been framed..."
**[03:06] ---**
*If you win the Best Actor award,
you become busy.*
**[03:10] ---**
*That's only natural.*
**[03:12] ---**
*And yet, he...*
**[03:14] ---**
*But I'll come see you every day.*
**[03:16] ---**
*"Come see me every day," what a liar!*
**[03:20] ---**
*Forget coming to see me!
He doesn't even call!*
**[03:27] ---**
I'll just stop by a cake shop on the way—
**[03:29] ---**
Good work, Takato.
**[03:32] ---**
Good... work.
**[03:34] ---**
Wha... Ch-Ch-Ch-Chunta?!
**[03:37] ---**
Hey, what the hell?
Cut it out! Don't push me in here!
**[03:40] ---**
Please get in. I'll pay you 1,000 yen later.
**[03:43] ---**
Look, I'm not the kind of guy
who's fixated on 1,000 yen!
**[03:49] ---**
Bastard. I haven't seen you in a while,
and here you are, kidnapping—
**[03:54] ---**
Please put your seatbelt on.
**[03:57] ---**
And here.
**[03:59] ---**
Oh.
**[04:06] ---**
*Is he angry about something?*
**[04:14] ---**
Are you supposed to chew those up like that?
**[04:27] ---**
Hey.
**[04:28] ---**
Yes?
**[04:29] ---**
My apartment is the other way.
Where are we going?
**[04:35] ---**
A place I want to go with you.
**[04:38] ---**
*A place he wants to go?*
**[04:40] ---**
*But this is just a factory area.*
**[04:47] ---**
Listen, Chunta...
**[04:49] ---**
I have to work tomorrow, too.
**[04:51] ---**
I know.
**[04:52] ---**
So...
**[04:55] ---**
So...
**[04:56] ---**
I want to...
**[04:58] ---**
go home.
**[04:59] ---**
Sorry. I'm not taking you home.
**[05:02] ---**
*What's he going to do to me
at a factory at night?*
**[05:14] ---**
Damn it.
**[05:16] ---**
Well, it's not all damned.
**[05:19] ---**
Let's just talk it out, Chunta.
**[05:21] ---**
- What are you mad—
- I can't take it anymore.
**[05:26] ---**
I... can't hold back.
**[05:30] ---**
I know your schedule, Takato.
**[05:34] ---**
I know how busy you are.
**[05:36] ---**
That's why I've been holding back
despite wanting to see you so badly.
**[05:40] ---**
I'm sorry. I've reached my limit.
**[05:42] ---**
I want to touch you, and kiss you, Takato.
I want to make love to you right now.
**[05:47] ---**
Let me make love to you.
**[05:48] ---**
You want to... make love?
**[05:52] ---**
Holding back.
**[05:54] ---**
That's what you meant?
**[06:00] ---**
Don't dodge it, idiot!
**[06:02] ---**
Sorry.
**[06:04] ---**
Damn it!
**[06:05] ---**
Don't scare me!
**[06:06] ---**
I was... I was nervous
that you were mad about something.
**[06:10] ---**
Even though I was the angry one.
**[06:13] ---**
Did I do something?
**[06:15] ---**
Yes, you did!
**[06:16] ---**
You don't come to see me,
don't call or text. Go to tell!
**[06:20] ---**
But I was holding back.
**[06:22] ---**
For someone who's forever in heat like you,
holding back is actually scary!
**[06:27] ---**
After being constantly in my hair,
don't suddenly vanish!
**[06:33] ---**
Takato...
**[06:34] ---**
When you say something cute like that,
I won't be able to hold back at all.
**[06:39] ---**
You're okay with that?
**[06:43] ---**
Are you asking? Then I'll say...
**[06:46] ---**
"No way."
**[06:48] ---**
*In the end, it's always like this.*
**[06:51] ---**
*Because of him, my mind and body are steadily
going crazy, and I throw caution to the wind.*
**[06:57] ---**
Takato, I really like you.
**[07:00] ---**
I cherish you. What about you?
**[07:12] ---**
*"I really like you, too."*
**[07:14] ---**
*I feel as if I'd say that.*
**[07:18] ---**
Oh, this is amazing.
**[07:21] ---**
I really like it. This scenery.
**[07:24] ---**
I'm glad.
**[07:25] ---**
I love the view of the factories from here.
**[07:29] ---**
Unlike the city's illumination,
these cold lights make me feel refreshed.
**[07:34] ---**
I come here once in a while
when I want to cool my head.
**[07:40] ---**
I figured I would devour you greedily
when I saw you tonight,
**[07:46] ---**
but thought if we came here,
maybe we could spend time together quietly.
**[07:50] ---**
In the end, I ingested a large quantity
of black mints to distract myself,
**[07:53] ---**
because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold back
until we got here.
**[07:58] ---**
So that's what you were doing.
**[08:00] ---**
It was like from a horror movie!
**[08:02] ---**
Horror movie?
**[08:03] ---**
Sheesh. How much were you holding back?
**[08:07] ---**
I can't begin to tell you.
**[08:10] ---**
When it's regarding you,
no matter how much I try to hold back, I just can't.
**[08:14] ---**
I want to be like this forever
and want you more and more.
**[08:21] ---**
In that case, from now on,
come and see me sometimes.
**[08:26] ---**
You don't mind?
**[08:27] ---**
It won't annoy you?
**[08:29] ---**
It can't be helped, right?
**[08:31] ---**
My body won't be able to handle
your built-up explosions like this.
**[08:36] ---**
Takato!
**[08:37] ---**
Hey! What?! Cut it out!
**[08:47] ---**
Takato...
**[08:49] ---**
Seriously, why don't we live together?
**[08:56] ---**
Don't try to make me say it
in the heat of the moment!
**[08:59] ---**
I thought I could sneak that in.
**[09:01] ---**
I'm not that easy!
**[09:03] ---**
How many 1,000-yen bills would it take?
**[09:05] ---**
Enough with that!
**[09:10] ---**
*Despite myself,
I'm spending the night at his place again.*
**[09:13] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijo
**[09:16] ---**
*I have my own mug cup now.*
**[09:19] ---**
*My own lounging-around clothes.*
**[09:21] ---**
*The way it's turned out,
I even have a reserve toothbrush here.*
**[09:25] ---**
*Takato...*
**[09:27] ---**
*Seriously, why don't we live together?*
**[09:29] ---**
*I don't know how serious he was,*
**[09:32] ---**
*but don't think I can
get swept off my feet that easily.*
**[09:36] ---**
Takato.
**[09:38] ---**
Is that the script for your next play?
**[09:38] ---**
Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
**[09:40] ---**
*Just like yesterday,
he's shining brightly today, too.*
**[09:43] ---**
Yeah. But how'd you know I was doing a play?
**[09:47] ---**
I didn't tell you.
**[09:50] ---**
Will you just be working
on that fall drama for a while?
**[09:53] ---**
Yes.
**[09:54] ---**
In the middle of the series,
there are a lot of countryside location shoots
**[09:57] ---**
so I can't kidnap...
**[09:59] ---**
I mean, spend time with you.
**[10:01] ---**
Hey, what were you about to say?
**[10:04] ---**
Don't give me, "Eh?"
**[10:06] ---**
I swear, every single time, you have to stop.
**[10:10] ---**
DIARY EXCHANGE
**[10:11] ---**
Is that...
**[10:12] ---**
Oh, right. It's one of the
movies that you're in.
**[10:16] ---**
That's the only one I couldn't see,
because I'm bad with horror movies.
**[10:20] ---**
This brings back memories.
**[10:22] ---**
I was 16 or 17, still in high school.
**[10:26] ---**
About ten years before you met me, huh?
**[10:29] ---**
That means you
wouldn't know about me back then.
**[10:34] ---**
I feel a little sad when I think about
a time period where you didn't know me.
**[10:40] ---**
There's no point in even thinking about that.
**[10:44] ---**
- I guess you're right.
- Of course I am!
**[10:46] ---**
Don't feel down over every silly thing
that you come across.
**[10:50] ---**
I know...
**[10:52] ---**
but I'd like to meet
the high school version of you.
**[10:59] ---**
Yeah, well, that's impossible.
**[11:03] ---**
*At this time, I had a bad feeling.*
**[11:07] ---**
Done for the day, Takato?
**[11:10] ---**
And Azumaya, thank you
for coming to pick him up.
**[11:14] ---**
I'll leave him in your hands.
**[11:15] ---**
- Great!
- Mr. Sasaki!
**[11:17] ---**
Mr. Sasaki!
**[11:20] ---**
Why does it happen like this every time?
**[11:23] ---**
Junta!
**[11:25] ---**
Oh, Narumiya.
**[11:27] ---**
Hi! Did you have a gig in this studio today?
**[11:29] ---**
Galaxy Agency
Ryo Narumiya
**[11:32] ---**
Takato Saijo!
**[11:36] ---**
Nice to meet you! I'm Ryo Narumiya!
**[11:39] ---**
Right now I'm working with Junta
on a drama called "Witch's Drip."
**[11:45] ---**
Junta must have already told you.
**[11:48] ---**
Awesome! Takato in the flesh! You're so cool!
**[11:52] ---**
I watch all of your movies
and TV dramas, Mr. Saijo!
**[11:56] ---**
You've got more than just looks.
**[11:57] ---**
*I predict he'll be good-looking
once he matures,*
**[11:57] ---**
You're really amazing and so handsome!
And your acting is incredible!
**[12:00] ---**
*but I don't have to worry about him
as a rival for a while.*
**[12:03] ---**
And also, you are just so totally cool!
**[12:03] ---**
*In the first place, he doesn't seem to be
that kind of crafty type.*
**[12:10] ---**
It's flattering to be thought of that way
by a young person.
**[12:14] ---**
I hope we can work together sometime.
**[12:16] ---**
Me, too! Thank you!
**[12:18] ---**
Your uniform is Shusen Academy, right?
That brings back memories.
**[12:22] ---**
Mr. Saijo, you're an alum, right?
You're famous there!
**[12:26] ---**
Ryo, we need you to get ready.
**[12:29] ---**
Sorry!
**[12:30] ---**
Well, excuse me!
**[12:32] ---**
You wore that uniform, huh, Takato?
**[12:36] ---**
Yeah. The design hasn't changed
in all these years.
**[12:40] ---**
Huh.
**[12:49] ---**
Narumiya, I have a favor to ask.
**[12:52] ---**
Me? What? What is it?
**[12:55] ---**
Yeah, could you loan me
your spare school uniform?
**[13:04] ---**
Why?
**[13:06] ---**
Is that a no?
**[13:11] ---**
Well...
**[13:13] ---**
Of course not! Sure! That's an easy one!
**[13:17] ---**
*Th-The charm level of the Sexiest Man
is in the danger zone!*
**[13:21] ---**
Great. I'll have it dry-cleaned
before I return it.
**[13:24] ---**
Thanks, Narumiya.
**[13:26] ---**
*Augh, so blinding!
I feel like I could fall in love, and I'm a man!*
**[13:30] ---**
*What kind of woman
is being embraced by this man?*
**[13:33] ---**
*That lucky lady!*
**[13:38] ---**
A rental studio.
**[13:40] ---**
Are you shooting something here?
**[13:42] ---**
In this classroom set?
**[13:44] ---**
Takato.
**[13:48] ---**
Ta-da! Please put this on.
**[13:54] ---**
I see. Now it makes sense. Right.
**[13:58] ---**
Hey!
**[13:59] ---**
Let go of me!
**[14:00] ---**
So that feeling of dread I've had
for the last few days was this!
**[14:03] ---**
Where are you going, Takato?
**[14:05] ---**
Home! I'm going home!
**[14:08] ---**
Please don't go home. Please put this on.
**[14:10] ---**
Forget it! I'm going home!
**[14:12] ---**
What are you thinking, you perverted angel?
**[14:14] ---**
After all, you said I
didn't have to hold back.
**[14:17] ---**
I meant in small increments!
**[14:19] ---**
Um, please listen to me.
**[14:21] ---**
I'll pass! I swear, you're...
**[14:23] ---**
Let go, idiot!
**[14:24] ---**
Please! If you keep resisting,
you'll only get me excited!
**[14:29] ---**
Takato, please listen to me.
**[14:33] ---**
Actually, three years ago
wasn't the first time I was scouted.
**[14:39] ---**
Once in middle school,
and again in high school.
**[14:43] ---**
At the time, I wasn't
feeling it, so I refused.
**[14:48] ---**
If I had entered this business earlier,
I might've been able to meet you sooner.
**[14:54] ---**
I might have been able to meet you
when you were in high school.
**[14:58] ---**
When I think about that, I get frustrated.
**[15:01] ---**
I'm crazy about you, Takato, so I want you
in every stripe and don't want to waste you.
**[15:11] ---**
Please give me a Takato
that I haven't seen before.
**[15:16] ---**
Would you do that?
**[15:19] ---**
Jeez, give me that!
**[15:21] ---**
Don't get sad about crap like this!
It's annoying!
**[15:23] ---**
- Takato.
- Look that way!
**[15:27] ---**
I'll wear this for one second.
So look over there until I say it's okay.
**[15:32] ---**
Okay!
**[15:34] ---**
*What the hell? Look at that smile,
happy about something like this.*
**[15:42] ---**
*I'm 28 years old.*
**[15:44] ---**
*What's fun about watching
a mature adult do cosplay?*
**[15:47] ---**
*He really does have a screw loose.*
**[15:51] ---**
Chunta... Okay.
**[15:53] ---**
Right!
**[15:57] ---**
I-If you laugh...
**[15:59] ---**
If you laugh, I'll kill you.
**[16:01] ---**
*But I have a screw loose, too,
for thinking that delighted face isn't bad.*
**[16:07] ---**
I won't laugh! I won't laugh, Takato!
**[16:09] ---**
I mean, teen Takato?
**[16:11] ---**
I will kill you.
**[16:14] ---**
I bet you were always
an excellent student, Takato.
**[16:17] ---**
I guess.
**[16:18] ---**
I was stubborn about working all through
middle school and high school.
**[16:24] ---**
I wanted to be a celebrity
**[16:26] ---**
for whom it was smooth sailing at work,
while also having a satisfying school life.
**[16:32] ---**
The more I stood out, the more minor scratches
in my armor were apt to be seized on.
**[16:37] ---**
It was like, "I won't become fodder
for your tabloid stories!"
**[16:41] ---**
So you were Takato even then, huh?
**[16:46] ---**
I respect that strength, and just hearing about it
makes me want to hold you tight.
**[16:54] ---**
*I just felt a tightening in my chest.*
**[16:58] ---**
But I bet you were extremely popular then.
**[17:01] ---**
O-Of course!
**[17:03] ---**
On Valentine's Day, I was buried in chocolate
and almost got crushed to death!
**[17:07] ---**
I believe it.
**[17:10] ---**
Takato.
**[17:11] ---**
Did you have a girlfriend then?
**[17:17] ---**
Well, I didn't have time for that.
**[17:20] ---**
Then when was your first kiss?
**[17:23] ---**
I-I don't remember stuff like that.
**[17:26] ---**
Hey, you're too close.
**[17:28] ---**
Then please make this kiss your first kiss.
**[17:33] ---**
Hey—
**[17:42] ---**
Don't go overboard!
**[17:44] ---**
Takato, we have this set,
so why not have a little fun with it?
**[17:50] ---**
Have fun?
**[17:51] ---**
Please call me "Teacher."
**[17:56] ---**
You really are nuts!
**[17:58] ---**
Let me go, pervert!
I'm not going along with that!
**[18:00] ---**
If I let go, you'll run away, right?
**[18:02] ---**
Of course, you idiot!
I'll flee at my personal best speed!
**[18:06] ---**
Takato, just once.
**[18:08] ---**
Call me "Teacher," okay?
**[18:12] ---**
Just once, Takato.
**[18:21] ---**
O-Once?
**[18:23] ---**
Yes. Once.
**[18:25] ---**
*Instead of having him ravage me,
if he'll be satisfied with calling him that once...*
**[18:31] ---**
Teacher...
**[18:36] ---**
Are you satisfied?
**[18:38] ---**
That's enough, right, you perverted angel?
**[18:42] ---**
Takato.
**[18:46] ---**
Shall we continue?
**[18:48] ---**
If you can get through
the embarrassment of the first time,
**[18:50] ---**
then it wouldn't be any worse doing it
two, three, ten, or 20 more times, right?
**[18:55] ---**
*Is that what he meant by once?*
**[18:58] ---**
*He tricked me!*
**[19:01] ---**
Taka... Saijo.
**[19:04] ---**
I thought you were a model student,
but trying to seduce the teacher like this?
**[19:09] ---**
You're a bad boy.
**[19:10] ---**
*Teacher?*
**[19:12] ---**
*We're doing a scene?!*
**[19:13] ---**
*What kind of cheap porno is this?*
**[19:16] ---**
What do you say
when you do something wrong? Hmm?
**[19:20] ---**
Chunta, that's enough.
**[19:22] ---**
"Teacher," right?
**[19:26] ---**
I see defiance in your eyes.
**[19:28] ---**
You leave me no choice.
**[19:30] ---**
You need to be disciplined.
**[19:40] ---**
Teacher.
**[19:42] ---**
Teacher.
**[19:43] ---**
Takato.
**[19:44] ---**
If that was your first kiss before,
then this can be your "first time" too, right?
**[19:51] ---**
Not only your first time.
**[19:53] ---**
From now on and forever, I want to be
the only one who's allowed to touch you, okay?
**[19:58] ---**
Please say, "Okay. Only you."
**[20:03] ---**
Chunta...
**[20:05] ---**
only you.
**[20:09] ---**
I want to die.
**[20:11] ---**
Don't die on me!
**[20:12] ---**
Chunta... how much do you have to disgrace
my life for you to become satisfied?
**[20:18] ---**
Sorry for making you go along with my whim...
**[20:22] ---**
But I was thrilled.
**[20:25] ---**
Being able to make love
to your high school self...
**[20:28] ---**
Look, you should be grateful to the max
to me right now.
**[20:32] ---**
You're the only one I would've done this for.
**[20:36] ---**
Only me?
**[20:38] ---**
You didn't hear that right.
**[20:39] ---**
You said, "only me," right?
**[20:41] ---**
Well...
**[20:43] ---**
Takato.
**[20:44] ---**
I didn't say that.
**[20:49] ---**
Yeah, I said it! Got a problem with that?
**[20:52] ---**
I do.
**[20:55] ---**
You're the only one
who excites me like this, Takato.
**[20:59] ---**
What will you do for me?
**[21:00] ---**
What would you like to do?
**[21:02] ---**
Want to have another go in here?
**[21:04] ---**
This time on the teacher's desk.
**[21:09] ---**
I-I'm not trying to arouse you!
**[21:11] ---**
You're just getting all worked up by yourself,
you insatiable angel!
**[21:15] ---**
Put me down! Put me down! Hey!
**[21:19] ---**
Whoa!
**[21:22] ---**
Narumiya, thanks for the uniform.
It was perfect.
**[21:26] ---**
I have no idea what you used it for, but you're
free to borrow my P.E. uniform anytime, too.
**[21:31] ---**
What, really?
**[21:32] ---**
Sure! I've got sweats
and shorts, which style?
**[21:36] ---**
Let's see. Maybe the shorts.
**[21:39] ---**
You got it!
**[21:43] ---**
Mr. Sasaki.
**[21:45] ---**
Takato Saijo's Manager
Takumi Sasaki
**[21:45] ---**
When it's time to go home,
could you not leave me alone?
**[21:48] ---**
What about Azumaya?
**[21:50] ---**
He's the culprit!
**[23:25] ---**
From today,
I'll be participating in practice.
**[23:29] ---**
Takato, huh?
**[23:31] ---**
This is the result of me
working my ass off in this business.
**[23:34] ---**
I haven't been this fired up in a long time.
***SIGN*** hug 5
"I can make you my woman."
# 5 - I can make you my woman.
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**[00:14] ---**
Stop it, Maron.
**[00:18] ---**
I apologize for suddenly calling you over.
**[00:22] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[00:24] ---**
I'm happy to come over
any time you like, Reiko.
***SIGN*** Japan Arts Enterprise Chihiro Ayagi
**[00:28] ---**
That's what you say now.
**[00:28] ---**
Venus Inc., Owner
Reiko
**[00:31] ---**
Wait, have you lost a little weight?
**[00:34] ---**
You can tell?
**[00:35] ---**
I lost 200 grams!
**[00:37] ---**
That much?! You are working way too hard.
**[00:42] ---**
You know, I hate to bring this up,
but did you suggest me for that one part?
**[00:49] ---**
That's so like you to have no delicacy, Chihiro.
**[00:53] ---**
Toy Poodle, Male,
2 Years Old
Maron
**[00:56] ---**
Right?
**[00:57] ---**
I ran it by him,
so you should be getting a call soon.
**[01:02] ---**
Thank you. I knew I could count on my Reiko.
**[01:06] ---**
You really are a slick one.
**[01:19] ---**
She is so easy, as always.
**[01:23] ---**
I smell like dog.
***SIGN*** hug 5 "I can make you my woman."
**[01:26] ---**
Hey! The second we get here,
you're ready to go?
**[01:30] ---**
Please let me ravish you.
**[01:32] ---**
One kiss lasts eight seconds,
which is 450 in an hour and 10,800 in a day!
**[01:40] ---**
What's 450? 10,800?
What are you blathering on about?
**[01:45] ---**
Stop it!
**[01:46] ---**
Takato. Takato.
**[01:50] ---**
Hey, Chunta, no marks.
**[01:59] ---**
I know.
**[02:00] ---**
I won't leave any, Takato.
**[03:36] ---**
*Why the hell did he look so disappointed?*
**[03:40] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijo
**[03:40] ---**
*All I did was say don't leave a mark on me.
It's like I'm the bad guy here.*
**[03:45] ---**
*Being looked at is my line of work,
so it's only natural that I'm careful.*
**[03:49] ---**
*In the first place,
I'm spending my time with him.*
**[03:52] ---**
*This in-heat rabbit should be grateful for that!*
**[03:56] ---**
Takato, are you okay?
**[04:00] ---**
Huh? You're cute when you look all sullen.
**[04:03] ---**
Want some water?
**[04:05] ---**
I feel sluggish.
**[04:05] ---**
Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
**[04:06] ---**
I thought so.
**[04:08] ---**
Then I'll transfer the water from my mouth to—
**[04:10] ---**
Just give me the water, you horny angel!
**[04:14] ---**
Sorry.
**[04:15] ---**
I was thinking how I can't see you for a few days
starting next week so I got really worked up.
**[04:21] ---**
You're shooting on location
for that TV drama, right?
**[04:24] ---**
Yes. And today was the first day
of your rehearsals, right?
**[04:26] ---**
Don't touch me! That's annoying.
**[04:28] ---**
How did it go?
**[04:30] ---**
I hadn't been on stage for a while,
but once I was there, I got fired up.
**[04:34] ---**
Today we just did a script reading,
**[04:38] ---**
but the script is entertaining,
and it moves at a nice tempo.
**[04:40] ---**
The cast members are seasoned stage vets, too,
so I had a good feeling about it.
**[04:46] ---**
However!
**[04:47] ---**
Do you know Chihiro Ayagi?
**[04:50] ---**
Who's that?
**[04:51] ---**
His face shines bright,
but his heart is black as night.
**[04:54] ---**
I guess he made his debut
around the same time as you,
**[04:57] ---**
and he's playing the lead in the show!
**[04:59] ---**
It's his first time being on stage,
and he doesn't show up!
**[05:02] ---**
He's pretty gutsy.
**[05:04] ---**
Lucky.
I want to costar with you on something.
**[05:09] ---**
We just did!
**[05:10] ---**
Well, you should do a play
sooner rather than later.
**[05:14] ---**
I'm sure it'll help improve—
**[05:17] ---**
Hey, what the hell? I'm spent.
**[05:19] ---**
If that lead isn't enthusiastic about it,
I wish I could take over for him.
**[05:23] ---**
It's frustrating.
**[05:25] ---**
All I really want to do is be with you like this.
**[05:28] ---**
*Like this? Like what?*
**[05:31] ---**
Dummy. You've got your drama.
Go do your best.
**[05:35] ---**
I will, so why don't we move in together?
**[05:37] ---**
Why would you say that?
They're not related!
**[05:41] ---**
Then at least take this.
**[05:44] ---**
A card key?
**[05:45] ---**
The key to my place.
**[05:48] ---**
Please use it anytime you like.
**[05:50] ---**
I would be overjoyed
if you'd come here without being invited.
**[05:55] ---**
*A duplicate key.*
**[05:58] ---**
*Come to think of it, even though
he's brought me here countless times,*
**[06:02] ---**
*I've never come here on my own.*
**[06:06] ---**
I'll hold on to it.
**[06:10] ---**
Great!
**[06:16] ---**
Chihiro Ayagi's Manager
Hajime Mitamaru
**[06:20] ---**
Ayagi! Hurry, hurry!
**[06:22] ---**
Rehearsal's already started!
**[06:25] ---**
Don't give me, "Eh?"
**[06:27] ---**
After you blew off the first day, it doesn't
look good if you're late the next day!
**[06:30] ---**
Blew off?
**[06:33] ---**
That was because of
a sudden schedule change, right?
**[06:37] ---**
Besides, the first day
is just like a meet and greet, you know?
**[06:40] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[06:43] ---**
Not a care in the world.
**[06:45] ---**
You got this role on the recommendation
of the sponsor, so you have to get results!
**[06:50] ---**
I know, jeez. So annoying.
**[06:53] ---**
*It was no favor. This is the result of me
working my butt off in this business.*
**[07:01] ---**
*If only the people higher-up were all women,
this would just be so easy.*
**[07:06] ---**
Have you ever known me to blow a part?
**[07:08] ---**
This one'll be easy to do like the others.
**[07:11] ---**
Don't treat it so lightly!
**[07:13] ---**
This time your costar is Takato Saijo.
**[07:16] ---**
If you don't give it your all, he'll steal the show.
**[07:20] ---**
*Takato, huh?*
**[07:22] ---**
*Is he really that great?*
**[07:24] ---**
Come on, let's hurry!
**[07:26] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[07:27] ---**
He skips the first day, and today he's late.
**[07:32] ---**
Even though Takato Saijo let him have the lead.
**[07:35] ---**
I'm really sorry, Takato.
**[07:39] ---**
I don't mind, since the role you wrote for me
is juicier than the rest in my opinion, Mr. Kitano.
**[07:47] ---**
Really? I'm happy to hear that!
**[07:49] ---**
I love you, Takato!
**[07:49] ---**
Theater Company
"Southern News Agency"
Theater Director
Kazuki Kitano
**[07:53] ---**
Besides, I realized on the job before this one
that it's not bad playing a supporting role.
**[07:58] ---**
Oh, with the angel?
**[08:00] ---**
It was his first starring role,
so I didn't know what to expect,
**[08:03] ---**
but he turned out to be a superb performer.
**[08:05] ---**
I want to use him, too.
**[08:07] ---**
Please do.
I'm sure he would shine on the stage, too.
**[08:11] ---**
Nice! He's got your seal of approval?
**[08:14] ---**
Morning.
**[08:16] ---**
My gig right before this ran long.
**[08:19] ---**
I'm Ayagi, and from today,
I'll be rehearsing with you guys.
**[08:23] ---**
It's good to be here.
**[08:26] ---**
So the lead finally showed up!
**[08:29] ---**
Sorry about that. I wanted to start rehearsing
as soon as possible, but...
**[08:32] ---**
*Huh, so this is Takato Saijo in the flesh.*
**[08:36] ---**
*He's a good-looking guy,
but he's younger than he seems on film.*
**[08:42] ---**
*He's shorter than me, too.*
**[08:43] ---**
It's an honor to perform with you, Mr. Saijo.
**[08:50] ---**
Likewise.
**[08:51] ---**
*Taller than average.*
**[08:53] ---**
Thanks.
**[08:53] ---**
*For a second there,
I totally felt like he sized me up.*
**[08:56] ---**
So are you ready to go?
**[08:59] ---**
Yes, no problem.
**[09:01] ---**
Just give me a quick rundown of the setup,
and I'm good.
**[09:06] ---**
Then let's take it from the top,
through Takato's bit.
**[09:10] ---**
Machii, run him through the sword fight!
**[09:13] ---**
Sure.
**[09:15] ---**
When your opponent comes,
sweep right, sweep left, and step back.
**[09:21] ---**
If the sword hits here, then hold it.
**[09:23] ---**
Got it.
**[09:25] ---**
Basically, you make big swings.
**[09:26] ---**
Nice. The kid reeks
with this nice sense of arrogance.
**[09:31] ---**
That's fine, but from the very beginning?
**[09:34] ---**
Oh, sure.
We should deal with everything early on.
**[09:38] ---**
That big head of his is about to get snapped.
**[09:40] ---**
Snapped, huh?
**[09:43] ---**
Okay, next, the mountains of the Hidden Door,
the scene where Shigesada, played by Ayagi,
**[09:48] ---**
first meets Tsunewaka, played by Saijo.
Let's do that.
**[09:52] ---**
Please wait, Lord Shigesada!
**[09:55] ---**
We're about to enter the ogres' domain.
We shouldn't...
**[09:58] ---**
What? I didn't come to fight.
I just want to talk to them.
**[10:02] ---**
*Filming may be more up my alley after all.*
**[10:05] ---**
They're not the type you can talk to.
**[10:08] ---**
*With that, there's no need for rehearsal,
and if you get it right, it's over with one take.*
**[10:12] ---**
Still, this is a beautiful place.
**[10:15] ---**
*Well, guess I'll just breeze through it
until opening night.*
**[10:20] ---**
The sound of a flute?
**[10:22] ---**
*And here he comes.*
**[10:25] ---**
A robe made of red leaves.
**[10:26] ---**
Don't tell me. The ogress, Kureha?!
**[10:28] ---**
*Let me see
that famous hard-earned acting ability, senpai.*
**[10:34] ---**
Oh? Wasn't that ogress' head hunted down
and chopped off ages ago? By humans?
**[10:43] ---**
Are you a man?! Who are you?!
**[10:46] ---**
This is the Hidden Door.
**[10:48] ---**
So of course I must be an ogre, yes?
**[10:59] ---**
Please stand back, Lord Shigesada!
**[11:01] ---**
We shall handle this!
**[11:04] ---**
*My line!*
**[11:06] ---**
Stand down, you two!
As I said, we didn't come here to fight.
**[11:10] ---**
*Draw my sword and intervene.*
**[11:17] ---**
Hey! I just came here to talk!
**[11:21] ---**
*After he parries my subordinate's swing,
Tsunewaka's...*
**[11:25] ---**
*Damn it! The stage is on an incline,
so it's hard to move!*
**[11:30] ---**
Talk?
**[11:33] ---**
*Oh shoot, I'm slipping!*
**[11:38] ---**
Your movement should be different
when you're on an incline.
**[11:41] ---**
If you don't get used to this sloping stage,
you'll likely be injured.
**[11:46] ---**
Okay.
**[11:47] ---**
Also...
**[11:49] ---**
it's unsatisfying to the audience
if the lead gets eaten, Ayagi.
**[11:53] ---**
Keep that in mind.
You're our all-important lead.
**[11:59] ---**
Takato gives me goosebumps.
**[12:03] ---**
*I'm surprised. He's actually a nice guy.*
**[12:07] ---**
Thank you for the advice, senpai.
**[12:20] ---**
Delicious! That's the stuff!
**[12:23] ---**
Nothing better than a beer
after taking an arrogant newbie down a peg!
**[12:27] ---**
Don't think costarring with me
is gonna be any walk in the park!
**[12:32] ---**
I'll teach you how tough this business can be!
**[12:42] ---**
*It's been a while since I've been able to just
go home like this without being abducted.*
**[12:47] ---**
*It must have been like this
before he fastened himself onto me,*
**[12:52] ---**
*but it's quieter than I remember.*
**[12:54] ---**
*He didn't call?*
**[12:58] ---**
*It smells different.*
**[13:01] ---**
*I've been using his shampoo
more often than not lately.*
**[13:05] ---**
*I can't relax.*
**[13:09] ---**
*Living together, huh?*
**[13:13] ---**
What the hell?
**[13:15] ---**
Chunta
**[13:19] ---**
*Good work today, Takato!*
**[13:22] ---**
What?
**[13:23] ---**
*Nothing. I imagined you arriving home,
taking a bath,*
**[13:27] ---**
*getting out with your hair still wet, and having
a beer right about now, so I thought I'd call.*
**[13:31] ---**
I see. Is there a camera in here?
A bugging device? Where'd you hide it?
**[13:35] ---**
Never mind. So, what do you want?
**[13:37] ---**
*Nothing. I just wanted to hear your voice.*
**[13:42] ---**
*Idiot. I was with you yesterday.*
**[13:45] ---**
*Do you intend to call me every day
until you get back?*
**[13:49] ---**
I'd like to, but...
**[13:51] ---**
only hearing your voice is agonizing.
**[13:54] ---**
I can't touch you. I can't smell you.
**[13:56] ---**
*Idiot.*
**[13:58] ---**
I've got it! Let's do telephone se—
**[14:00] ---**
*I'll hang up.*
**[14:01] ---**
- I'll pay 1,000—
- Bye.
**[14:02] ---**
All right, then this is fine.
**[14:05] ---**
Can I hear your voice
just a little longer, Takato?
**[14:13] ---**
Takato?
**[14:14] ---**
*When you say something like that,
it makes it more difficult to speak!*
**[14:18] ---**
*I swear, this guy.*
**[14:20] ---**
F-Fine.
**[14:23] ---**
But I'm going to hang up
if I get sleepy, though.
**[14:25] ---**
*Sure!*
**[14:28] ---**
All right, last one!
The main visual for the show's pamphlet.
**[14:32] ---**
We're doing a two-shot
with Mr. Saijo and Mr. Ayagi.
**[14:36] ---**
Is Mr. Ayagi ready?
**[14:39] ---**
Yes! I'm just touching him up now!
**[14:42] ---**
- Done! So handsome!
- Roger! Okay, what about Mr. Saijo?
**[14:45] ---**
Thanks.
**[14:46] ---**
*Come to think of it,
I haven't seen Takato in costume yet.*
**[14:50] ---**
I'm ready, too.
**[14:58] ---**
I can go anytime.
**[15:03] ---**
Well, you're staring. Is something wrong?
**[15:09] ---**
I was wondering
who this beautiful woman was.
**[15:11] ---**
I look forward to this photoshoot.
**[15:15] ---**
Me, too.
**[15:18] ---**
Hey! Crank up the wind
so their costumes billow out more!
**[15:22] ---**
Like this?
**[15:23] ---**
Yeah, that's good.
**[15:25] ---**
Now, Shigesada and Tsunewaka, with
your weapons crossed like that, get real close!
**[15:30] ---**
*His eyelashes are so long.*
**[15:32] ---**
*And cat eyes. If he were a woman, he'd be...*
**[15:35] ---**
Lead!
**[15:38] ---**
I want you to focus.
**[15:40] ---**
If you daydream so much,
I'll accidentally eat you alive.
**[15:43] ---**
*More like that's what you intend.*
**[15:46] ---**
Go easy on me, senpai.
**[15:49] ---**
You don't have to hold back.
**[15:51] ---**
Or is this all you've got?
**[15:54] ---**
*Screw you!*
**[15:56] ---**
*Don't try to provoke me.
What a pain in the ass.*
**[15:59] ---**
*It's not my hobby to make sensual banter!*
**[16:05] ---**
*This is what you want, huh?!*
**[16:08] ---**
Well, well.
You were holding out on me after all.
**[16:11] ---**
You can make a nice face, huh, junior?
**[16:15] ---**
*Damn it! I fell for it!*
**[16:17] ---**
I like it!
**[16:22] ---**
Ayagi! You were really into it today, huh?
**[16:25] ---**
It may be the first time I've seen you like that!
**[16:27] ---**
It was the usual.
**[16:29] ---**
Huh? Low energy?
**[16:31] ---**
Have you ever seen me with high energy?
**[16:32] ---**
They were both so cool!
**[16:33] ---**
Yeah. I thought Azumaya
was eclipsing Mr. Saijo lately,
**[16:34] ---**
*Pisses me off. I like playing,
but I hate getting played.*
**[16:39] ---**
but today he reminded me why he was
the Sexiest Man for five years straight!
**[16:40] ---**
*That ruined my day.*
**[16:43] ---**
He has true mastery.
**[16:47] ---**
Sexiest Man of the Year, huh?
**[16:52] ---**
Nothing. As long as I have fun, right?
**[16:55] ---**
Takato, can I get a shot of you in that outfit?
**[16:58] ---**
My daughter says she wants to see it.
**[16:59] ---**
*After all, you took me for a ride.*
**[17:00] ---**
Nana does?
**[17:02] ---**
What would the expression
on your face be if you were ridden, Takato?
**[17:08] ---**
Ayagi?
**[17:09] ---**
Takato Saijo
**[17:11] ---**
*He's been on location for four days now.*
**[17:14] ---**
*Maybe I'll send him a text for once.*
**[17:17] ---**
*No, that would only encourage him.*
**[17:19] ---**
*Well, I guess encouraging him a little
wouldn't hurt.*
**[17:21] ---**
Excuse me.
**[17:23] ---**
You're not done changing yet? My bad.
**[17:25] ---**
Ayagi.
**[17:27] ---**
I don't mind,
but maybe you should've knocked first.
**[17:30] ---**
So, what is it?
**[17:31] ---**
*I already taught this bastard a lesson or two,
and he's still a bastard?*
**[17:35] ---**
Actually, I wanted to ask your advice, Mr. Saijo.
**[17:38] ---**
As an actor.
**[17:40] ---**
Are you free after this?
**[17:42] ---**
I want to make this play a success, so...
**[17:47] ---**
I'm changing. Can you wait a little bit?
**[17:50] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:54] ---**
*He's pretty defenseless.*
**[17:56] ---**
*Looking at him like this,
he's pretty slim and elegant for his height.*
**[18:00] ---**
*That reminds me. When I grabbed him during
the shoot, his shoulders were pretty thin.*
**[18:04] ---**
*Looks like it would be easy
to wrap my arms around his waist.*
**[18:04] ---**
Mr. Saijo, you have a beautiful back.
**[18:07] ---**
Fweh!
**[18:09] ---**
Fweh?
**[18:10] ---**
No, I mean...
**[18:12] ---**
Mr. Saijo.
**[18:14] ---**
*What's this?
Did that come through loud and clear?*
**[18:17] ---**
*Not bad.*
**[18:19] ---**
That was a cute reaction. "Fweh!"
Did you feel that?
**[18:24] ---**
Y-You just surprised me.
**[18:25] ---**
"Fweh"?
**[18:26] ---**
Anybody would be surprised
if they suddenly got touched.
**[18:29] ---**
And I didn't say, "Fweh.”
**[18:30] ---**
Huh? You didn't say that?
**[18:32] ---**
Then...
**[18:33] ---**
Wha... Hey!
**[18:35] ---**
Now how does this feel?
**[18:37] ---**
Cut it out!
**[18:39] ---**
Mr. Saijo! Mr. Kitano wants
to go out drinking with everyone. Are you in?
**[18:43] ---**
Would you let me finish getting dressed?
**[18:45] ---**
Advice! If you don't mind explaining
while drinking, then I'll listen.
**[18:48] ---**
Right, while drinking!
**[18:50] ---**
*Well, I guess his guard
will be lower than if we were alone. But...*
**[18:56] ---**
Squish.
**[18:58] ---**
*I finally got him drunk, but what is this?*
**[19:02] ---**
*Takato Saijo keeps peeling edamame.*
**[19:02] ---**
Squish, squish, squish.
**[19:05] ---**
Mr. Saijo, what are you going to do
with all that edamame?
**[19:08] ---**
Not givin' you any.
**[19:09] ---**
I don't want any.
**[19:11] ---**
Isn't that hilarious? Takato's weird behavior.
**[19:14] ---**
He's always like this when he gets drunk.
It's performance art!
**[19:17] ---**
But you were good at getting him to drink.
**[19:20] ---**
I'm used to it.
I was a bartender a long time ago.
**[19:23] ---**
*I'm sick of hearing
your, "squish, squish," Takato.*
**[19:25] ---**
Hey, Ayagi.
**[19:27] ---**
Yes?
**[19:28] ---**
When you were in middle school,
you were the type who, before a test...
**[19:32] ---**
somebody asked you, "Did you study?"
And you went, "Not at all." Right?
**[19:38] ---**
Takato also picks fights when he's drunk.
**[19:41] ---**
*Seriously? What a pain.*
**[19:43] ---**
And it wasn't altogether a lie.
**[19:46] ---**
You were the clever, jerky type
who could master stuff without much effort.
**[19:50] ---**
Be careful. It's not bad
to know how to swim with the tide.
**[19:53] ---**
But if you rely on that too much, you'll be nothing
but a jack of all trades and master of none.
**[19:57] ---**
In this business,
unless you have crazy-powerful grace,
**[20:00] ---**
it's easy to get buried.
**[20:02] ---**
Which'd be a shame, 'cause you got flair.
**[20:04] ---**
Make full use of your skill,
and think about how you're gonna show it.
**[20:09] ---**
I'll support you.
**[20:11] ---**
This is your first play,
a chance for you to mature.
**[20:15] ---**
Do everything you can do, lead.
**[20:17] ---**
Promise me that,
and I'll give you this edamame.
**[20:21] ---**
He doesn't want it!
**[20:23] ---**
Take it! Take it!
**[20:25] ---**
*Shut up.*
**[20:28] ---**
Takato is blotto.
**[20:31] ---**
I'm the one who encouraged him to drink,
so I'll take responsibility and get him home.
**[20:34] ---**
We're counting on you! Good night!
**[20:38] ---**
*How much of his lecturing do I have to take?*
**[20:41] ---**
*He's seriously annoying.*
**[20:46] ---**
"Be careful," huh?
**[20:48] ---**
You're the one who'd better be careful,
Takato-senpai.
**[20:55] ---**
It's unusual for you
to be munching mints, Junta.
**[21:00] ---**
I do it when I want
to put something in my mouth.
**[21:02] ---**
I try to trick myself, but it's a poor substitute.
**[21:05] ---**
Want one, Narumiya?
**[21:06] ---**
*He's an archangel! Substitute?*
**[21:08] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:11] ---**
Now that's refreshing!
**[21:14] ---**
Wow, check that out.
The typhoon slammed right into us, huh?
**[21:18] ---**
I hope it passes through by tomorrow,
our last day on location.
**[21:23] ---**
Yeah, me, too.
**[21:27] ---**
I never thought of doing this with
another dude, but man, I'm at full mast.
**[21:33] ---**
Not only doing, but...
**[21:42] ---**
I haven't gotten this excited in a long time.
**[21:48] ---**
Mr. Saijo...
**[21:51] ---**
I can make you my woman.
**[23:25] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[23:26] ---**
Your location shooting...
**[23:28] ---**
Wait!
**[23:29] ---**
What the hell?! Wait!
**[23:30] ---**
F-Fine! Tonight's fine!
**[23:32] ---**
Hey, Chunta!
**[23:34] ---**
Hey, wh-what is this?!
**[23:36] ---**
hug6
"Why am I at a hotel with him...
Did we... There's no way... Is there!?"
# 6 - Why am I at a hotel with him… Did we… There's no way... Is there!?
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**[00:05] ---**
Crystal clear.
**[00:07] ---**
What kind of face would he make
when he sees this?
**[00:12] ---**
I don't mind
if you wake up and resist me, though.
**[00:14] ---**
I want to see your reaction.
**[00:17] ---**
Chunta.
**[00:21] ---**
- Chunta.
- Ow.
**[00:24] ---**
Chunta?
**[00:25] ---**
A... Thousand yen...
**[00:27] ---**
CHUNTA
**[00:29] ---**
So, who is this Chunta?
**[00:36] ---**
Yes, this is Saijo.
**[00:39] ---**
Hey, hello? Anybody there?
**[00:42] ---**
*Where's Takato?*
**[00:45] ---**
*An angry tone. How rude.*
**[00:48] ---**
Mr. Saijo is sleeping by my side at the moment.
**[00:53] ---**
*He looks so cute when he's asleep.*
**[00:56] ---**
*In fact, he was really cute when awake, too.*
**[01:00] ---**
Who are you?
**[01:01] ---**
*Did you do something to Takato?*
**[01:04] ---**
Who knows? You can ask him yourself later...
**[01:08] ---**
Chunta.
**[01:12] ---**
Sounds like someone's already claimed him.
**[01:17] ---**
Well, not that it matters to me.
***SIGN*** hug6 "Why am I at a hotel with him... Did we... There's no way... Is there!?"
**[03:00] ---**
*My head hurts, and my body feels heavy.*
**[03:03] ---**
*Damn it. That insatiable angel
worked me over again.*
**[03:09] ---**
Hey, Chunta.
**[03:15] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijo
**[03:16] ---**
Shut up.
**[03:18] ---**
*Ayagi!*
**[03:18] ---**
Japan Arts Enterprise
Chihiro Ayagi
**[03:21] ---**
*What does this mean? Wh-Where's Chunta?*
**[03:24] ---**
*Oh, wait. He's on location.*
**[03:27] ---**
*Hold on. Calm down!*
**[03:29] ---**
*This is a hotel?*
**[03:31] ---**
*Last night. Y-Yeah, I went out drinking
with everyone from the show.*
**[03:35] ---**
*I drank... I drank...*
**[03:37] ---**
*Why am I in a hotel room with him?*
**[03:40] ---**
*Don't tell me. No, no way, right?*
**[03:43] ---**
*That can't... That...*
**[03:47] ---**
*No way.*
**[03:50] ---**
I-I need to go home.
**[03:52] ---**
For now, I'll go home.
**[03:54] ---**
Wh-Where's my underwear?
**[03:55] ---**
Underwear, under where, th-there it is.
**[03:58] ---**
*I'm positive nothing happened.*
**[04:01] ---**
*There's no way.*
**[04:04] ---**
*What am I nervous about? Am I dumb?*
**[04:06] ---**
To Naka-Meguro.
**[04:10] ---**
*That's it. I'll have a shower and some coffee
to calm my nerves, then try to recall...*
**[04:18] ---**
*What did I do?*
**[04:22] ---**
*My phone battery...*
**[04:26] ---**
CHUNTA
**[04:29] ---**
He called all through the night?
**[04:31] ---**
What the hell? A-All right, fine.
**[04:34] ---**
I-I'll text him.
**[04:38] ---**
*Huh? Why am I writing such a polite text?*
**[04:41] ---**
Sorry about last night. After rehearsal, I went
out drinking with Mr. Kitano and the others.
We enjoyed it so much that the time
slipped away. Now I'm at home.
**[04:42] ---**
*Remember. There's nothing
that I should feel guilty about.*
**[04:46] ---**
*Mr. Saijo, I'll make you my woman.*
**[04:52] ---**
Y-Yes?!
**[04:53] ---**
*That's unusual for you
to send me a text, Takato.*
**[04:57] ---**
Chunta.
**[05:00] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:01] ---**
You called me several times, so...
**[05:04] ---**
Did I wake you?
So, what is it? Is anything up?
**[05:08] ---**
Is anything up with you, Takato?
**[05:08] ---**
Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
**[05:10] ---**
*Me?!*
**[05:11] ---**
Did anything happen last night?
**[05:13] ---**
*N-No, nothing.*
**[05:15] ---**
*I said in my text
that we were all just drinking.*
**[05:18] ---**
Is that all?
**[05:20] ---**
*That's all.*
**[05:22] ---**
Sorry, we start early today.
I'm going to hang up now.
**[05:25] ---**
It's your last day today, too, right?
Do a good job.
**[05:28] ---**
See you.
**[05:31] ---**
*What am I doing?*
**[05:35] ---**
*Trying to smooth it over like that...*
**[05:40] ---**
*Give me a break.*
**[05:47] ---**
Mr. Saijo, you went home
without saying anything.
**[05:52] ---**
That wasn't nice.
**[05:54] ---**
After we spent the night together...
**[05:58] ---**
Sorry, after putting you through some trouble.
I'll pay you back for the hotel room.
**[06:03] ---**
No problem there.
**[06:04] ---**
I had more than my share of fun.
**[06:07] ---**
Besides...
**[06:09] ---**
I left a mark right here, too.
**[06:14] ---**
You were so cute, Mr. Saijo.
**[06:18] ---**
Well, let's have another good day.
**[06:27] ---**
Pick me up? No, thanks.
**[06:29] ---**
I'm gonna go drinking after this.
**[06:31] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[06:33] ---**
I know!
**[06:35] ---**
I've never caused a problem, have I?
**[06:39] ---**
Are you the guy from last night?
**[06:42] ---**
Junta Azumaya?
**[06:45] ---**
Are you the man
who answered Takato's phone last night?
**[06:50] ---**
Last night? Last night, what?
**[06:52] ---**
What?
**[06:54] ---**
Then "Chunta"...
**[06:56] ---**
Hey, are you serious?
**[06:58] ---**
What's your name?
**[06:59] ---**
Ayagi. But is this for real?
**[07:02] ---**
Chunta?
**[07:04] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[07:06] ---**
Aren't you still on location today?
**[07:07] ---**
Hey!
**[07:09] ---**
Whoa! What the hell? Wait.
**[07:11] ---**
I'll take you home.
**[07:12] ---**
Y-You don't have to, not today.
**[07:14] ---**
*Today's no good.
It's still clear on my face. He'll find out!*
**[07:17] ---**
I'll take you straight home today, Takato.
**[07:20] ---**
If I took you to my place right now,
I would probably lock you up.
**[07:24] ---**
Hey, Chunta!
**[07:27] ---**
Junta Azumaya.
**[07:30] ---**
Who's that?
He's nothing like the angel people say.
**[07:35] ---**
Hey, wh-what are you doing?
**[07:38] ---**
I'm washing you.
**[07:41] ---**
For example, there.
**[07:42] ---**
This isn't what...
**[07:43] ---**
That man from before, Ayagi,
is the lead in your play, right?
**[07:48] ---**
How far did you allow him to go?
**[07:51] ---**
I-I didn't—
**[07:52] ---**
How far did you let him go with this body?
**[07:55] ---**
I didn't! I didn't let him do—
**[07:58] ---**
Then he didn't make love to you?
**[08:01] ---**
No.
**[08:04] ---**
Stand up straight, Takato.
**[08:07] ---**
I can't hear you. Speak clearly.
**[08:09] ---**
H-He didn't make love to me.
**[08:13] ---**
I would never have sex with him.
**[08:16] ---**
You don't remember?
**[08:18] ---**
No, but I'm sure I didn't.
**[08:22] ---**
Because... Because no one else
would care about that stuff besides you.
**[08:28] ---**
No one else? Takato, do you know
how you look right now?
**[08:35] ---**
Look at yourself. Any man would get turned on.
**[08:39] ---**
He would want to ravish
and make his partner cry out without shame.
**[08:43] ---**
That's not true.
**[08:44] ---**
It is true. That's why another man
was able to put his hands on you.
**[08:50] ---**
Chunta, wait—
**[08:51] ---**
Where are you going?
**[08:53] ---**
Do you want to run away?
**[08:55] ---**
That's okay. You can run.
**[08:57] ---**
If you leave this bed,
I won't chase you anymore.
**[09:02] ---**
I won't force you.
If you don't like it, we can stop right here.
**[09:05] ---**
*His voice and gaze are cold.*
**[09:10] ---**
That's right.
**[09:11] ---**
You want a man's body.
**[09:15] ---**
No!
**[09:16] ---**
*Stop it! Why are you saying these things?*
**[09:19] ---**
Then you don't want it?
**[09:21] ---**
If you want it,
you have to properly tell me, Takato.
**[09:25] ---**
*I've never thought that I wanted a man.*
**[09:28] ---**
*It's just... It's just you...*
**[09:31] ---**
Okay. We're done then.
**[09:33] ---**
Wait!
**[09:35] ---**
I do want it.
**[09:38] ---**
Instead of letting another man
give you something like this,
**[09:42] ---**
I should have
completely covered you with mine.
**[09:45] ---**
I'm sorry, Chunta. I'm sorry.
**[10:01] ---**
Morning.
**[10:02] ---**
Hey, Chunta?
**[10:04] ---**
I didn't run away.
**[10:07] ---**
Why aren't you here?
**[10:14] ---**
That's everything on your schedule for today!
**[10:16] ---**
It kind of feels like you've
been getting serious lately, Ayagi.
**[10:17] ---**
Chihiro Ayagi's Manager
Hajime Mitamaru
**[10:22] ---**
Has something happened?
**[10:23] ---**
I've been serious since the day I was born.
**[10:28] ---**
What's this?
Are you sidestepping the question?
**[10:30] ---**
That aside—
**[10:32] ---**
Ayagi.
**[10:35] ---**
Are you free right now?
**[10:42] ---**
You didn't have sex with him, did you?
**[10:46] ---**
What makes you say that?
**[10:48] ---**
If you had, I could tell.
**[10:52] ---**
No, I didn't.
**[10:54] ---**
When I was about to, I gave up with
your damn call oozing with an intent to kill.
**[10:59] ---**
Besides...
**[11:00] ---**
*Well, not that it matters to me.*
**[11:03] ---**
*Chun... ta...*
**[11:09] ---**
I'm not shameless enough to screw someone
when they're saying another dude's name
**[11:13] ---**
in their sleep all cute-like.
**[11:17] ---**
Well, it wouldn't have been fun
just to let him slide away.
**[11:21] ---**
I don't know if he's surprisingly naive or easy.
**[11:24] ---**
But he fell right into my trap, and it was funny.
**[11:31] ---**
So what happened?
**[11:34] ---**
If you're going to break up,
I'll take him off your hands.
**[11:38] ---**
It's been a while since
someone's gotten under my skin.
**[11:40] ---**
Hey, you should
really consider letting me have—
**[11:45] ---**
By the way, Chihiro Ayagi...
**[11:47] ---**
I've heard rumors that
you pillow-talked your way up the ladder.
**[11:51] ---**
Is that true?
**[11:54] ---**
Go right ahead.
**[11:56] ---**
The women I've bedded
are all proud high-society types.
**[12:00] ---**
They're just like me, compartmentalize
and go about their business.
**[12:03] ---**
Unless you want to be like me
and use your body to encourage them?
**[12:07] ---**
I could even introduce you to them if you like.
**[12:10] ---**
No, I've heard enough.
**[12:12] ---**
Oh. You sure are quick to back off.
**[12:14] ---**
Are you sure it's okay?
I'm serious about snatching Mr. Saijo away.
**[12:19] ---**
Whatever.
**[12:20] ---**
I don't care who
or how many people want Takato.
**[12:23] ---**
I'm never going to let him go
and won't let him get away either.
**[12:27] ---**
A future where Takato belongs
to someone other than me doesn't exist.
**[12:32] ---**
You were lucky this time.
**[12:34] ---**
I don't want to ruin this job for him
by beating the hell out of the lead.
**[12:38] ---**
But if you ever intend to mess things up again,
**[12:42] ---**
you'd better be prepared
to regret a whole lot of things.
**[12:47] ---**
Well, thank you for your time.
**[12:50] ---**
Have a good evening.
**[12:53] ---**
Lame.
**[12:54] ---**
What's he so pissed about?
**[12:56] ---**
And what am I doing
taking the whole thing seriously?
**[13:00] ---**
Lame.
**[13:04] ---**
I'm at your place.
Takato
**[13:10] ---**
Takato!
**[13:12] ---**
Welcome back.
**[13:15] ---**
I ended up using this.
**[13:17] ---**
It felt weird. I mean,
all the times you brought me here...
**[13:22] ---**
So when I finally opened the door by myself,
I was perplexed.
**[13:25] ---**
Takato, why did you come here?
**[13:28] ---**
No reason.
**[13:30] ---**
I felt bad about giving it back to you
without even using it once.
**[13:33] ---**
Is that all?
**[13:35] ---**
What do you mean, is that all?
**[13:39] ---**
Should I have added, "I missed you,"
**[13:41] ---**
or "I want to have sex one last time"
and cling to you?
**[13:45] ---**
I'm just asking you.
**[13:48] ---**
Did you really just come here
to return this to me?
**[13:51] ---**
Are you here right now just for that, Takato?
**[13:58] ---**
It's because... I really... like you.
**[14:02] ---**
Hey, give it...
**[14:13] ---**
Takato.
**[14:15] ---**
Ch-Chunta.
**[14:17] ---**
I didn't run away.
**[14:19] ---**
I know.
**[14:20] ---**
I didn't run away.
**[14:21] ---**
I know.
**[14:22] ---**
Takato, I'm sorry I made you cry.
**[14:26] ---**
I'm sorry I scared you.
**[14:28] ---**
I'm sorry that I've fallen in love with you so much.
**[14:31] ---**
Chunta, I...
**[14:33] ---**
I really had no intention of letting him—
**[14:35] ---**
You didn't have sex with him.
**[14:38] ---**
I confirmed it.
**[14:40] ---**
We make love all the time, so I can tell.
**[14:43] ---**
You haven't made love to anyone but me.
**[14:47] ---**
Really?
**[14:49] ---**
Thank goodness. Thank goodness.
**[14:52] ---**
Takato, from here out,
I don't care who falls for you.
**[14:57] ---**
I'm not giving you up to anyone.
**[15:00] ---**
I really am scary, aren't I?
**[15:03] ---**
*Ever since I was a kid, I've been blessed with
work and fans by being in this business,*
**[15:08] ---**
*but no one has ever loved me like this.*
**[15:12] ---**
That is scary.
**[15:14] ---**
Thank you for still saying that you really like me.
**[15:18] ---**
*After being loved this much,
just the thought of being abandoned...*
**[15:23] ---**
You scare me.
**[15:29] ---**
This mark, can I erase it with my own?
**[15:32] ---**
Please don't. It's finally getting lighter,
and you intend to make it dark again?
**[15:38] ---**
Good point.
**[15:39] ---**
I'm just frustrated,
because you never let me give you one.
**[15:42] ---**
You can give me one,
but do it in a place that doesn't stand out.
**[15:46] ---**
It would be a hindrance to my work.
**[15:48] ---**
Hey!
**[15:49] ---**
H-Hey, where are you...
**[15:52] ---**
A place where you can't see it either, Takato.
**[15:54] ---**
It's a place that only I can see.
**[15:56] ---**
I wish I could give you a hickey
on the inside, too.
**[16:00] ---**
You can't! Right?
**[16:02] ---**
Still, I wanted to say it.
**[16:04] ---**
I want all of the places that I can reach.
**[16:06] ---**
Do you want me, too, Takato?
**[16:10] ---**
*This kind of thing embarrasses me.*
**[16:13] ---**
...you. Want... you...
**[16:15] ---**
I want you... Chunta.
**[16:18] ---**
*I'm embarrassed of myself,
wanting to be honest.*
**[16:21] ---**
*I'm embarrassed, but I can't hide anything.*
**[16:24] ---**
*I like him so much that my head
can't keep up with my emotions.*
**[16:32] ---**
What time is it?
**[16:36] ---**
Hey. Are you asleep?
**[16:39] ---**
*He's right here.*
**[16:42] ---**
Chunta.
**[16:43] ---**
Do you want to live together?
**[16:45] ---**
Nah, no way.
**[16:47] ---**
What am I saying?
**[16:48] ---**
Do you mean it?
**[16:51] ---**
You... You were awake?
**[16:53] ---**
You were only pretending to be asleep?
**[16:56] ---**
I woke up because you called my name.
**[16:57] ---**
More importantly, Takato,
were you serious about what you said?
**[17:01] ---**
No, that was, um...
**[17:03] ---**
Stupid. I didn't say... uh...
**[17:06] ---**
I'm so happy right now.
**[17:10] ---**
*Are you an idiot?
What's there to be so happy about?*
**[17:14] ---**
Fine, whatever. Yeah, all right.
**[17:18] ---**
I'll search for an apartment!
**[17:20] ---**
What kind of place would you like?
**[17:21] ---**
- I'll leave it to you.
- Okay.
**[17:23] ---**
Oh, Takato. Would you tell me
that you like me once more?
**[17:27] ---**
I don't come cheap.
**[17:29] ---**
A thousand yen—
**[17:30] ---**
Go to hell.
**[17:32] ---**
*I'm an idiot, too.*
**[17:34] ---**
Sheesh. For once, try to keep it turned down.
**[17:38] ---**
- It?
- That needlessly bright aura!
**[17:41] ---**
You're blinding me!
**[17:44] ---**
That was Chihiro Ayagi and Takato Saijo,
**[17:47] ---**
from the stage production of "The Red Leaf Ogre,"
which opens next month.
**[17:53] ---**
Can I have a word?
**[17:56] ---**
I heard everything.
**[17:58] ---**
How dare you mock me like that? Hey!
**[18:01] ---**
Oh, I have no idea what you're referring to.
**[18:04] ---**
- Ow!
- Jeez! Always screwing around!
**[18:07] ---**
Huh? You're not mad?
**[18:09] ---**
Are your eyes just for decoration?
Yes, I'm mad!
**[18:12] ---**
Well, I share some of the blame
that night for getting drunk.
**[18:16] ---**
And you were just being mischievous, right?
**[18:18] ---**
Just mischievous?
**[18:20] ---**
The way I hear it,
you're all alone without any friends,
**[18:24] ---**
and you always get dumped by girlfriends,
**[18:26] ---**
so you were so lonely
that you thought you'd pick on me.
**[18:30] ---**
That's what Chun... what he told me.
**[18:33] ---**
You seem like a shrewd guy, but
apparently you're pathetic in several respects.
**[18:37] ---**
Path... Wait a second!
**[18:39] ---**
I'm pretty serious about you, Mr. Saijo.
**[18:43] ---**
Ayagi.
**[18:45] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[18:47] ---**
You can drop it.
**[18:50] ---**
Look, if you really want to challenge me,
do it onstage, and I'll be happy to take you on.
**[18:56] ---**
But if you come at me half-seriously,
I'll steal the whole show and leave you nothing.
**[19:00] ---**
So try not to embarrass yourself
out there, junior.
**[19:04] ---**
Mr. Saijo, I seriously will—
**[19:07] ---**
Oh, there he is!
**[19:08] ---**
Mr. Saijo!
**[19:12] ---**
Narumiya!
**[19:14] ---**
I heard your location shoot
finished early the other day.
**[19:16] ---**
That's right! It was awesome!
**[19:17] ---**
Galaxy Agency
Ryo Narumiya
**[19:20] ---**
Everyone was influenced by Junta's spirit
on the last day!
**[19:24] ---**
We finished that day without any mistakes!
**[19:26] ---**
The typhoon left that morning, too, leading
some of us to think it was the angel's power.
**[19:31] ---**
He really is an angel!
**[19:33] ---**
Huh.
**[19:35] ---**
Oh, yeah! You're Mr. Ayagi, aren't you?
**[19:37] ---**
Huh? Yeah.
**[19:38] ---**
I've been holding on to something
from Junta to give to you.
**[19:43] ---**
- To me?
- Yes.
**[19:45] ---**
The angel of ice floe, Clione!
**[19:48] ---**
If you squeeze this part, it makes a noise.
**[19:51] ---**
*By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,*
**[19:53] ---**
*I've heard rumors that you pillow-talked
your way up the ladder. Is that true?*
**[20:00] ---**
*Go right ahead. The women I've bedded...*
**[20:01] ---**
Pillow?
**[20:03] ---**
Give me that!
**[20:04] ---**
What is that?
**[20:05] ---**
Was that Ch... Azumaya talking to you?
**[20:08] ---**
I think it's just your imagination!
**[20:11] ---**
It was you! Let's hear it!
What's this about pillows?
**[20:15] ---**
Hey, brat! Knock it off!
**[20:17] ---**
Mr. Saijo.
**[20:19] ---**
Damn it! Please excuse me for today!
**[20:22] ---**
Mr. Ayagi!
What was that bit about "pillows"?
**[20:25] ---**
Shut up! Don't follow me!
**[20:28] ---**
What was that about?
**[20:30] ---**
Yes?
**[20:31] ---**
*Good work today, Takato!*
**[20:33] ---**
*Has the intruder left by now?*
**[20:36] ---**
Where are you spying me from?
**[20:38] ---**
*Where? I'm about to leave the studio.*
**[20:42] ---**
Liar! Where are you?!
**[20:44] ---**
Here?!
**[20:46] ---**
*Oh, come on! I wouldn't hide in a garbage can!*
**[20:49] ---**
Hey! Then where are you? I'm scared!
**[20:53] ---**
I'm scared! Mr. Sasaki!
**[20:56] ---**
Publisher
**[20:57] ---**
Very nice!
**[21:00] ---**
Hase, you really do good work!
**[21:00] ---**
Weekly Fuyufumi
Editor-in-Chief
Koki Tanabe
**[21:03] ---**
I wish you would consider
going exclusive with us.
**[21:06] ---**
Why don't we get sushi together next time?
**[21:09] ---**
No need.
**[21:10] ---**
You don't have to suck up to me
for boring work like this.
**[21:11] ---**
Independent Cameraman
Jiro Hasegawa
**[21:13] ---**
Oh, no enthusiasm!
**[21:16] ---**
Well, recently
nothing splashy has been happening.
**[21:19] ---**
Then how about taking a gamble and
staking out a place where there is no smoke?
**[21:24] ---**
A gamble?
**[21:25] ---**
Yeah. It's about time we got a big scoop.
**[21:28] ---**
Let's see.
**[21:34] ---**
If you land me some gossip around this,
**[21:36] ---**
info about women, money, and so on,
I'll pay through the nose!
**[21:40] ---**
Vulgar. A wholesome subject like this.
**[21:44] ---**
We're in a vulgar business, aren't we, Hase?
**[21:50] ---**
Well, I'll think about it.
**[23:26] ---**
Mr. Saijo. I really like you.
**[23:31] ---**
I'm sorry. Even if you hate me...
**[23:35] ---**
hug7
"Can I keep liking you?"
# 7 - Can I keep liking you?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6QW9J2Z6/dakaichi--im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year-)
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**[00:25] ---**
*Every day, the sky flows on,*
**[00:27] ---**
*as if a "play" button
has been pressed again and again.*
**[00:32] ---**
*A scene that never changes.*
**[00:34] ---**
*No dissatisfaction.*
**[00:35] ---**
*That must be proof of peace.*
**[00:38] ---**
*I was scouted out and entered show business,
but the world didn't change otherwise for me.*
**[00:44] ---**
*Shooting is starting today for the drama
that will mark my debut as an actor.*
**[00:49] ---**
*As always,
everything was pretty much going smoothly.*
**[00:53] ---**
I'm Taguchi, Junta Azumaya's manager.
**[00:56] ---**
Azumaya, this is the director, Mr. Kadokura.
**[00:59] ---**
I'm Junta Azumaya.
**[01:01] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[01:03] ---**
N-Nice to meet you!
**[01:05] ---**
*He's hooked!*
**[01:06] ---**
Y-You're really popular right now, huh?
**[01:08] ---**
Your hair and eye color are light.
Maybe you're half-Japanese?
**[01:11] ---**
My grandfather is a Spaniard...
**[01:12] ---**
Mr. Saijo! Good morning!
**[01:14] ---**
Good morning!
**[01:16] ---**
Good morning.
**[01:17] ---**
There's Takato!
**[01:19] ---**
Hi, Saijo!
**[01:20] ---**
Long time no see.
**[01:26] ---**
*So this person is...*
**[01:28] ---**
*Takato Saijo.*
***SIGN*** hug 7 "Can I keep liking you?"
**[03:05] ---**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'm Junta Azumaya from Mitsuya Production.
**[03:09] ---**
I look forward to working with you.
**[03:15] ---**
Oh. I'm glad to have the chance
to work with you on your drama debut.
**[03:19] ---**
Let's make this a great one.
**[03:21] ---**
Yes!
**[03:23] ---**
*Was he appraising me?*
**[03:27] ---**
*"Vial of the Sun" was a pure love story
about a young perfumer with an eye disease*
**[03:31] ---**
*and a girl who aims to become a glass artisan.*
**[03:36] ---**
*My role was an aspiring potter and old friend
of the heroine who's in love with her.*
**[03:41] ---**
Cut! Okay, we got it!
**[03:43] ---**
Then next,
the scene between Hinata and Satomi.
**[03:45] ---**
Okay!
**[03:47] ---**
Azumaya, is this really your first time?
**[03:49] ---**
That was great!
**[03:51] ---**
Thank you.
**[03:53] ---**
*So I guess how I did that was good.*
**[03:55] ---**
*For now, it looks like
doing the usual would suffice.*
**[04:07] ---**
*Um...*
**[04:09] ---**
*what is this?*
**[04:12] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[04:14] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[04:15] ---**
What's with this girl's performance?
**[04:16] ---**
Ugh, there he is. Sakamaki, the producer!
**[04:19] ---**
I'm sure this is a tough job for a cheesecake
model, but you've still gotta do your best!
**[04:19] ---**
Don't get too close to him, otherwise you'll
feel like you want to punch him.
**[04:24] ---**
*Wow, he looks like pink fish floss.*
**[04:26] ---**
M-Mr. Sakamaki!
Her performance wasn't that bad.
**[04:29] ---**
All right, fine, I guess I've got to lecture you
**[04:31] ---**
on the creative frame of mind
that's needed for a drama.
**[04:33] ---**
I'll take you out drinking afterwards, okay?
**[04:36] ---**
First workplace harassment,
then sexual harassment.
**[04:39] ---**
*I wonder if rescuing her here
would have an effect on my next job.*
**[04:41] ---**
Thank you.
**[04:43] ---**
Are you off tomorrow? You're off, right?
**[04:44] ---**
*Oh, what the hell.*
**[04:46] ---**
Hey, Azumaya?!
**[04:46] ---**
Yeah. Then what should we do?
**[04:49] ---**
I guess go to Ginza? Get some sushi...
**[04:54] ---**
Excuse me.
**[04:56] ---**
If we're not going to continue here,
can we go on to my next scene?
**[05:01] ---**
We're just wasting time.
**[05:05] ---**
This has such a gentle form.
**[05:07] ---**
It doesn't have the stiffness of glass
and as I'm holding it, it feels warm.
**[05:14] ---**
What?
**[05:15] ---**
I knew it.
**[05:17] ---**
You're the same as this vial.
**[05:19] ---**
The scent of the warm sun.
**[05:21] ---**
Did you make this?
**[05:24] ---**
*He delivers such an elegant performance.*
**[05:27] ---**
*It's like every moment is thoughtful.*
**[05:29] ---**
*My eyes want to follow him
all the way to his fingertips.*
**[05:32] ---**
*I like this pure feeling of tension.*
**[05:35] ---**
*It feels like he brings an air of dignity
to this whole set.*
**[05:39] ---**
Cut! Okay, we got it!
**[05:42] ---**
Well, I'll be on my way.
**[05:44] ---**
S-See you tomorrow!
**[05:46] ---**
Th-That's my Saijo!
**[05:48] ---**
You're in a whole other league
than those newbies! Good, good!
**[05:51] ---**
You.
**[05:52] ---**
You're in my way.
**[05:55] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[05:57] ---**
Thank you.
**[06:02] ---**
Saijo was in a bad mood
because you were doing a terrible job!
**[06:05] ---**
You better apologize to him later!
**[06:08] ---**
It's almost impressive how small-time he is.
**[06:10] ---**
*The pink fish floss logged out?*
**[06:13] ---**
Um, I apologize for making Mr. Saijo angry.
**[06:17] ---**
Oh, no, I think Saijo just put on
a good act to divert Mr. Sakamaki.
**[06:23] ---**
By doing that, Mr. Sakamaki
had to start worrying about Saijo's mood
**[06:27] ---**
and wasn't able
to pick a quarrel with any of us.
**[06:30] ---**
To be honest, that was really my job.
**[06:32] ---**
I'm pathetic.
**[06:34] ---**
Takato, you have to be so cool.
**[06:41] ---**
*So this is what it's like
to be on the set of a drama.*
**[06:44] ---**
*I don't think it's like anything
I've experienced before. Especially...*
**[06:47] ---**
I'd like to order catering for the set,
**[06:49] ---**
and please add an assortment of sweets
that girls would like.
**[06:53] ---**
Yeah, I just want to improve
morale on the set a bit.
**[06:57] ---**
*Mr. Saijo didn't go home?*
**[07:00] ---**
I'm fine. How many years
do you think I've been doing this?
**[07:04] ---**
*Strong people like him are just
picture-perfect just by doing that.*
**[07:05] ---**
Yeah, sorry for the hassle, Mr. Sasaki.
**[07:07] ---**
Please put the order in. Thanks.
**[07:12] ---**
The next time that producer
rears his head and shows up on set,
**[07:17] ---**
I'll embarrass him so badly
that he'll never wear pink again.
**[07:24] ---**
"Creative frame of mind," whatever!
**[07:26] ---**
You oughta recreate yourself
from before you were born!
**[07:30] ---**
*I see. This is what he's like.*
**[07:34] ---**
*His face that's not on set...*
**[07:36] ---**
*I mean, it's really different,
but oh man, it's hilarious!*
**[07:37] ---**
I need more sugar! Come on,
serotonin! Give me some more!
**[07:41] ---**
Well, enough of that little fish,
but this Junta Azumaya...
**[07:48] ---**
It's been a while since I've had to contend
with a major annoyance.
**[07:52] ---**
*I see.*
**[07:55] ---**
*He's always been looking at me with hostility.*
**[07:59] ---**
*I guess this is what it feels like to be hated.*
**[08:04] ---**
Mr. Saijo.
**[08:06] ---**
Good work today.
**[08:07] ---**
A-Azumaya?!
**[08:09] ---**
You like hot chocolate?
**[08:13] ---**
How long have you been here, Azumaya?
**[08:15] ---**
Not long.
**[08:16] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[08:17] ---**
By "not long,"
you mean like four or five minutes?
**[08:19] ---**
No, about 30 seconds.
**[08:21] ---**
Oh, really?
**[08:23] ---**
Mr. Saijo, thank you for earlier.
**[08:28] ---**
Oh, you knew what I was doing, huh?
**[08:30] ---**
Mr. Kadokura explained it.
**[08:32] ---**
Oh.
**[08:34] ---**
I owe him one.
**[08:36] ---**
*His eyelashes are so long
that they cast a shadow.*
**[08:37] ---**
Then I don't have to spell it out.
**[08:41] ---**
Well, if things have quieted down over there,
I'll return to the studio.
**[08:45] ---**
I have to thank Mr. Kadokura.
**[08:47] ---**
Um, Mr. Saijo...
**[08:50] ---**
I really am grateful
to have this chance to work with you.
**[08:55] ---**
I look forward to working with you
until this wraps.
**[08:59] ---**
You're grateful?
**[09:01] ---**
Then I'd better work hard, too.
**[09:03] ---**
So you'll continue to feel that way
to the very end.
**[09:13] ---**
Let's work well together, Azumaya.
**[09:19] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:20] ---**
*What is this?*
**[09:24] ---**
*My chest.*
**[09:28] ---**
*For the first time,
I heard the sound of a noisy sky.*
**[09:43] ---**
*He slowly opens his eyes as if exhaling,
and then I know he'll look at me.*
**[09:50] ---**
*His expressions, and the way he moves his gaze.
It satisfies all the viewers with his performance.*
**[09:56] ---**
*He gives us what we want.*
**[09:59] ---**
*What we want?*
**[10:01] ---**
*What do I want?*
**[10:03] ---**
*Where does that come from?*
**[10:06] ---**
*This stirring in the pit of my stomach...*
**[10:09] ---**
*What the hell is it?*
**[10:13] ---**
I like him. That's why I'm with him.
**[10:16] ---**
Eventually he won't be able
to see you or your work anymore.
**[10:20] ---**
Even if he can't see...
**[10:21] ---**
Even if he can't see, he'll know by touch.
**[10:25] ---**
He'll sense me through scent.
**[10:27] ---**
Hinata, choose me.
**[10:29] ---**
Kosuke, let's stop talking about this.
**[10:31] ---**
Be mine. I'll always look at you,
just as I have all this time.
**[10:36] ---**
Wait, Kosuke!
**[10:38] ---**
Cut! Azumaya, Natsume, good work!
**[10:42] ---**
Good work!
**[10:43] ---**
Good work.
**[10:54] ---**
Pardon me.
**[10:59] ---**
Good work today.
**[11:01] ---**
Yeah, good work.
**[11:02] ---**
*What should I do? It's just the two of us,
but it'll be awkward if I sit far away from him.*
**[11:08] ---**
Can I sit next to you?
**[11:11] ---**
Go ahead.
**[11:12] ---**
*He totally doesn't want me there.*
**[11:20] ---**
*This is awkward,
but maybe I'll ask him about before.*
**[11:24] ---**
*If there's something I've done
to offend him, I'll apologize.*
**[11:27] ---**
Um, Mr. Saijo, I—
**[11:29] ---**
I like him.
**[11:33] ---**
I like him. That's why I'm with him.
**[11:35] ---**
- Um, Mr. Saijo?
- Next line.
**[11:38] ---**
*From that last scene.*
**[11:40] ---**
Eventually he won't be able
to see you or your work anymore.
**[11:45] ---**
Even if he can't see...
**[11:47] ---**
Even if he can't see, he'll know by touch.
**[11:50] ---**
- He'll sense me through—
- Choose me.
**[11:52] ---**
Kosuke, let's stop talking about—
**[11:54] ---**
Be mine. I'll...
**[11:56] ---**
*Hold her gently in my arms...*
**[11:58] ---**
*No, hold her as if I'm stealing her away.*
**[12:01] ---**
I'll always look at you,
just as I have all this time.
**[12:07] ---**
*I'll follow my feelings.*
**[12:08] ---**
Azumaya.
**[12:10] ---**
That was much better.
**[12:12] ---**
Much better than just saying the lines.
**[12:15] ---**
Instead of thinking it out logically,
you're more suited to act from your emotions.
**[12:20] ---**
Maybe you should learn more about yourself.
**[12:22] ---**
About myself?
**[12:25] ---**
I swear, you're sitting on a gold mine.
**[12:27] ---**
Um, Mr. Saijo. I wonder what it is that I want.
**[12:32] ---**
Nothing!
**[12:33] ---**
Thank you.
**[12:36] ---**
Well, I'm going to take a nap
until we get to the location.
**[12:39] ---**
Right! Good night.
**[12:44] ---**
*The me I didn't know about
is slowly being dragged out.*
**[12:50] ---**
*What is it about him?*
**[12:56] ---**
And action!
**[12:58] ---**
Are you okay walking around at night?
**[13:03] ---**
You're...
**[13:04] ---**
Don't you remember me?
**[13:06] ---**
Or maybe you can't see faces now
from this distance?
**[13:11] ---**
You're Kosuke, right? I recognize your voice.
**[13:15] ---**
You don't get it, do you?
**[13:17] ---**
But I do.
**[13:18] ---**
I know that you treasure her.
**[13:21] ---**
I know what you want to tell me.
**[13:23] ---**
I understand perfectly.
**[13:25] ---**
Mr. Amamiya.
**[13:26] ---**
*The lines, the emotions,
are coming out of me naturally.*
**[13:30] ---**
*I want to throw everything I have at him.
More, more.*
**[13:35] ---**
Mr. Amamiya, regarding her, how do you—
**[13:45] ---**
I told you to inspect that!
**[13:47] ---**
- I-I'm sorry! Towels! Towels!
- Are you okay, Mr. Saijo?
**[13:54] ---**
*I heard a sound.*
**[13:58] ---**
Azumaya.
**[13:59] ---**
*In my mind, the sky is roiling.*
**[14:00] ---**
Why did you...
**[14:05] ---**
*Why are you cowering like that?*
**[14:08] ---**
*Why do you look at me like that?*
**[14:09] ---**
What?
**[14:13] ---**
*Is it because you hate me?*
**[14:14] ---**
Azu... maya...
**[14:21] ---**
Saijo! Azumaya!
**[14:23] ---**
Are you okay?
**[14:25] ---**
Yes.
**[14:27] ---**
I'm not that wet,
so please take care of Azumaya.
**[14:30] ---**
O-Okay!
**[14:32] ---**
Sorry. But thanks.
**[14:34] ---**
Not at all.
**[14:36] ---**
*What was I doing?*
**[14:41] ---**
*Okay.*
**[14:42] ---**
*I would give everything to you.*
**[14:46] ---**
*If we hadn't been interrupted,
I would've kissed him.*
**[14:51] ---**
*Kiss?*
**[14:52] ---**
*No. It wouldn't have been
anything that gentle.*
**[14:56] ---**
*I've never felt that before.*
**[14:58] ---**
*It was as if I'd become a beast.*
**[15:02] ---**
*For just a moment, he looked scared.*
**[15:06] ---**
Maybe he hates me again?
**[15:13] ---**
*This must be what he saw.*
**[15:17] ---**
*The face of a man overcome with desire.*
**[15:22] ---**
I'm in love with you.
**[15:23] ---**
W-Wait, Kosuke.
**[15:24] ---**
I can't wait.
**[15:25] ---**
I've waited long enough.
**[15:29] ---**
Hinata.
**[15:31] ---**
That was great!
**[15:32] ---**
That was the best of all your scenes together.
**[15:35] ---**
Azumaya, what the heck?
A sudden awakening!
**[15:38] ---**
Awakening?
**[15:39] ---**
You seem different ever since that last location.
**[15:41] ---**
Did something cause it?
**[15:49] ---**
Yes, there was something.
**[15:58] ---**
*Huh?*
**[16:01] ---**
Mr. Saijo, are you not feeling well?
**[16:04] ---**
You're looking a little pale.
**[16:07] ---**
No, I'm fine.
**[16:10] ---**
I'm glad you have enough confidence
to worry about my well-being.
**[16:13] ---**
But be sure you stay focused.
**[16:16] ---**
Right.
**[16:18] ---**
But, um, I think you have a slight fever.
**[16:30] ---**
Sorry.
**[16:31] ---**
No, it's my fault. I apologize.
**[16:38] ---**
*It hurts. It hurts, but...*
**[16:41] ---**
*that one moment of contact, even with
that moment of pain, it follows through.*
**[16:48] ---**
Excuse me. I'm getting on.
**[16:58] ---**
About before...
**[16:59] ---**
- Yes?
- Did I hurt your hand?
**[17:03] ---**
No, it was nothing.
**[17:05] ---**
Oh. Good.
**[17:08] ---**
One actor hurting another
is no laughing matter.
**[17:14] ---**
*I want to hug his shoulders to hold him up.*
**[17:16] ---**
*But...*
**[17:18] ---**
*But I'm sure he just wants to hurry and get away
from me, and out of this enclosed space.*
**[17:26] ---**
*Is he really okay?*
**[17:28] ---**
*He seems to be walking normally, but...*
**[17:32] ---**
*Worrying about him too much
will only put him in a fouler mood.*
**[17:39] ---**
Mr. Saijo!
**[17:42] ---**
Pardon me.
**[17:44] ---**
You're a lot warmer than I thought.
The hospital...
**[17:48] ---**
Crap. I only have my motorcycle.
**[17:51] ---**
Excuse me. I need a taxi.
**[17:53] ---**
The location is the studio in Aoumi.
Yes, that's right.
**[17:57] ---**
Yes. Thank you.
**[18:01] ---**
I know you don't want to be touched by me,
but please endure it for now.
**[18:12] ---**
*So the desire to treasure someone is connected
to the desire of wanting someone all to yourself.*
**[18:18] ---**
*Mr. Saijo.*
**[18:20] ---**
*I've fallen in love with you.*
**[18:23] ---**
*I'm sorry. Even if you hate me...*
**[18:27] ---**
Can I keep liking you?
**[18:35] ---**
Oh, there it is.
Sasaki here. I'm coming in!
**[18:39] ---**
Good evening!
**[18:40] ---**
Good evening.
**[18:42] ---**
I apologize that you went to all this trouble.
**[18:43] ---**
No, no trouble at all.
**[18:45] ---**
The doctor said that with
the IV and plenty of sleep, he should be fine.
**[18:48] ---**
I wondered what it was about
when you called my agency.
**[18:53] ---**
It must've been tough getting him here,
carrying a tall man like him.
**[18:56] ---**
No, he was light.
**[18:58] ---**
I was a little surprised by how slender he is.
**[19:01] ---**
Oh, don't tell him that, okay?
**[19:04] ---**
He has a complex about how hard it is
for him to put on muscle.
**[19:11] ---**
You can go, Azumaya.
**[19:13] ---**
Thank you for tonight.
**[19:14] ---**
When Takato wakes up,
I'll tell him everything you did.
**[19:18] ---**
If possible, please don't tell him
I carried him here.
**[19:23] ---**
Are you self-conscious about it?
**[19:24] ---**
Yes.
**[19:26] ---**
It seems that I've done nothing
but annoy Mr. Saijo this shoot.
**[19:30] ---**
Don't let him get to you.
He's the one who gets cranky all the time.
**[19:34] ---**
Oh, come on.
**[19:36] ---**
It's unusual for him to so openly
treat someone like an enemy.
**[19:40] ---**
Maybe that means
he has great expectations for you.
**[19:58] ---**
*This pain, heartache, sweetness, and rush...*
**[20:04] ---**
*I probably can't make them vanish.*
**[20:09] ---**
*A motorcycle is no good.*
**[20:10] ---**
*I need to get a car.*
**[20:12] ---**
*So I can give a ride to the person dear to me
whenever they might need one.*
**[20:18] ---**
*This shoot is almost over.*
**[20:24] ---**
Okay, please stay like this
until they call for you.
**[20:27] ---**
Roger that.
**[20:32] ---**
*This is the last day.*
**[20:40] ---**
*No. I won't let it be the last day.*
**[20:45] ---**
*Since meeting you, I've learned
what it is to truly "want" something.*
**[20:50] ---**
*I'm going to chase you, Takato.*
**[20:59] ---**
*So that the next time we meet,
we'll be side by side*
**[21:02] ---**
*and I'll be able to express these feelings
and take you in my arms.*
**[21:07] ---**
*I'll firm my resolve, and start preparing myself
so I can obtain what's precious to me.*
**[21:18] ---**
First off, could we have a few words
from our lead actor, Azumaya?
**[21:21] ---**
S-Sure.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm Junta Azumaya,
and I'll be playing the main character.
**[21:25] ---**
*Even now, I feel like
I'm going to pounce on you.*
**[21:29] ---**
*I'm sorry, Takato.*
**[21:31] ---**
I'll do my very best
and I look forward to working with you!
**[21:32] ---**
*But I swear...*
**[21:34] ---**
*I'm going to make you mine.*
**[21:37] ---**
So we start shooting next week.
**[21:40] ---**
I look forward to working with all of you.
**[21:42] ---**
I look forward to working with you!
**[21:48] ---**
*All right, let's go.*
**[21:53] ---**
Mr. Saijo!
**[23:25] ---**
Ever since the day I said "I like you,"
**[23:29] ---**
I've been more self-conscious than ever
when we do couple-like things.
**[23:34] ---**
It's kind of a problem.
**[23:36] ---**
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"H-Hands off my swim trunks."
# 8 - H-Hands off my swim trunks.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6QW9J2Z6/dakaichi--im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year-)
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**[00:04] ---**
Hello? Oh, Mr. Sasaki.
**[00:06] ---**
Yes.
**[00:07] ---**
Uh-huh. Did you buy souvenirs for your family?
**[00:11] ---**
*I'm Takato Saijo, an extremely popular actor.*
**[00:16] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijo
**[00:16] ---**
No. I'm taking it easy in my own way. Yes.
**[00:20] ---**
*Because of my competence, I quickly finished
shooting my commercial here in Hawaii,*
**[00:24] ---**
*so I decided to spend
the remaining two days just to relax.*
**[00:29] ---**
You take it easy too, Mr. Sasaki.
**[00:31] ---**
Right. See you later.
***SIGN*** hug8 "H-Hands off my swim trunks."
**[00:34] ---**
The sound of the waves is so pleasant.
Really soothing.
**[00:38] ---**
*Or it should be.*
**[00:39] ---**
Takato!
**[00:39] ---**
Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
**[00:40] ---**
I bought some tropical juice!
**[00:43] ---**
*But even here, I'm in the grasp
of this terrifying stalker angel.*
**[02:22] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[02:25] ---**
This is Hawaii! Not Japan!
**[02:27] ---**
How can I get any rest here, you stalker!
**[02:30] ---**
R-Really, it's just a coincidence.
**[02:32] ---**
I just happened to have
a magazine photo shoot here.
**[02:36] ---**
Always a coincidence with you.
You must buy them by the bunch!
**[02:42] ---**
It's kind of refreshing to make a scene
without anyone knowing who we are, huh?
**[02:45] ---**
It's a popular sightseeing spot,
but we're still in another country.
**[02:48] ---**
That just means we're only on a national level.
**[02:51] ---**
I'm loving this.
**[02:53] ---**
I mean, I love getting to have a date with you
by the light of day and at the beach.
**[02:59] ---**
This is no date, you dummy!
**[03:04] ---**
Tomo, this is so cute!
**[03:06] ---**
Let's buy matching ones!
**[03:08] ---**
Matching stuff is lame!
**[03:08] ---**
Newlywed Couple
Tomo
**[03:08] ---**
Newlywed Couple
Miki
**[03:10] ---**
To commemorate our honeymoon!
**[03:12] ---**
Sheesh.
**[03:14] ---**
Well, all right.
**[03:16] ---**
What's wrong, Chunta?
**[03:17] ---**
Takato, please wait here.
**[03:20] ---**
Okay.
**[03:26] ---**
Toy Poodle, Male,
2 Years Old
Maron
**[03:26] ---**
Cut it out. If you eat something weird,
Reiko will be pissed at me.
**[03:27] ---**
Japan Arts Enterprise
Chihiro Ayagi
**[03:32] ---**
Ow! Let go of me!
**[03:34] ---**
Damn it! Why am I walking a dog
when I've come all the way to Hawaii?
**[03:39] ---**
*I'm going shopping,
so please take care of Maron, Chi.*
**[03:40] ---**
Venus Inc., Owner
Reiko
**[03:43] ---**
*Sure!*
**[03:47] ---**
I'm here to make amends for the break-ups,
but also being a bootlicker isn't easy.
**[03:51] ---**
*Still, how many more people
do I have to go through?*
**[03:54] ---**
Daisuke! Mi! Where are you?!
**[04:00] ---**
What the hell, man!
**[04:07] ---**
- Here you go.
- What's that?
**[04:10] ---**
I don't know. I bought it at that stall.
**[04:13] ---**
I thought the black one would suit you more.
I got the white one, so we match!
**[04:17] ---**
Wait, but I don't want it.
**[04:19] ---**
It's kind of creepy.
**[04:21] ---**
Don't be like that. Just take it!
Okay? Here.
**[04:24] ---**
I said I don't want it!
**[04:26] ---**
It's to commemorate our first beach date!
**[04:29] ---**
Knock it off. Are you a moron?
**[04:31] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:32] ---**
What's that racket?
**[04:34] ---**
I didn't mean to do it!
**[04:35] ---**
Galaxy Agency
Ryo Narumiya
**[04:36] ---**
Hawaiian god,
I'm sorry that I wasted food!
**[04:39] ---**
That's what you care about, you little brat?
**[04:41] ---**
And I'm sorry to you too, Mr. Ayagi!
**[04:43] ---**
Why do I get second billing?
**[04:46] ---**
Hey, was there a special sale
on coincidences today?
**[04:54] ---**
So we're here for work.
**[04:57] ---**
What are you two doing here?
**[04:59] ---**
I'm here on my class trip.
**[05:01] ---**
It's free time, but I lost sight of my friends.
**[05:04] ---**
And then, as I was wandering around,
Mr. Ayagi crashed into my ice cream.
**[05:08] ---**
You liar!
**[05:10] ---**
You were panicking, lost, and crying out
for your friends, when you walked right into me!
**[05:15] ---**
After all, I don't speak English,
and I was all alone!
**[05:18] ---**
I was on the verge of tears!
**[05:19] ---**
The hell do I care?
What are you gonna do about this?
**[05:22] ---**
My shirt's all sticky!
**[05:23] ---**
Well? How are you gonna make this right?
**[05:26] ---**
Geez, I already apologized!
**[05:28] ---**
Hey, don't pick on the youngster.
He'll see how small-minded you are.
**[05:33] ---**
I don't want to hear that from you.
**[05:35] ---**
So what are you doing here?
**[05:39] ---**
Well, it's not so much work
as I came with someone.
**[05:41] ---**
You could say I'm trying to clean up my act.
**[05:44] ---**
Oh? Could it be that it's still going on?
**[05:47] ---**
The pillow-talk—
**[05:49] ---**
No, it's not!
**[05:50] ---**
I told you I'm trying to clean up my act,
you malicious angel!
**[05:52] ---**
Geez. Saijo, why not dump this dangerous guy
and switch over to me?
**[05:58] ---**
Right now, stability and sincerity
are my selling points.
**[06:01] ---**
- Ayagi!
- Ow!
**[06:03] ---**
Instead of always making gross jokes at me,
**[06:06] ---**
I told you to make 100 friends,
you poor lonely bastard!
**[06:09] ---**
Shoo, shoo!
**[06:11] ---**
Mr. Ayagi, you're lonely?
**[06:13] ---**
Want me to become your friend?
**[06:20] ---**
This is all your fault, you pretend-angel!
**[06:25] ---**
I found a volleyball!
**[06:27] ---**
Oh, there's a sand court over there.
**[06:30] ---**
A court?! Seriously?!
**[06:31] ---**
I want to play beach volleyball!
**[06:34] ---**
Well, I don't tan, so...
**[06:37] ---**
Sounds to me like you don't have
any confidence in your athletic skills.
**[06:40] ---**
Says the guy who took forever
to make our sword battle look good.
**[06:45] ---**
Fine! I'll wipe that smirk right off your face!
**[06:49] ---**
Yep, I knew you'd take the bait.
**[06:51] ---**
Takato, what about our date?
**[06:53] ---**
Come on! Get ready, you guys!
**[06:55] ---**
Yay!
**[06:56] ---**
Takato!
**[07:03] ---**
Dude, you're taking this too seriously!
**[07:05] ---**
I'll kill you!
**[07:06] ---**
You'll kill me?!
**[07:07] ---**
Hang in there, Mr. Ayagi!
**[07:08] ---**
Things might be tough and sad,
but all's fair on the court!
**[07:11] ---**
You get the ball, too! We're a team, right?
**[07:13] ---**
Are you eating ice cream again?!
**[07:15] ---**
Here we go!
**[07:16] ---**
- Set the ball, Chunta!
- Right!
**[07:19] ---**
*Damn it, he's a pretty boy on the outside
and springs on the inside!*
**[07:23] ---**
*My knees are trembling!*
**[07:27] ---**
Give me a break already, superstar.
**[07:32] ---**
Ow.
**[07:34] ---**
Ow.
**[07:35] ---**
*It's like I pushed him down!*
**[07:38] ---**
A-Ayagi.
**[07:40] ---**
*Whoa, whoa, whoa!*
**[07:41] ---**
*What's that gap about?*
**[07:42] ---**
Ayagi?
**[07:43] ---**
*Why do you look so aroused, Takato?*
**[07:46] ---**
*I'll cornhole you!*
**[07:48] ---**
*This is an accident, right?
Yeah, just a coincidence.*
**[07:51] ---**
*It wouldn't count if I touched him just a little.*
**[07:54] ---**
*By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,*
**[07:56] ---**
*I've heard rumors that you pillow-talked
your way up the ladder. Is that true?*
**[08:00] ---**
Okay, okay! I figured that was coming!
**[08:02] ---**
Give me that, geez!
**[08:05] ---**
That bastard.
How many of these toys does he have?
**[08:09] ---**
Takato, are you all right?
**[08:12] ---**
I ate sand!
**[08:15] ---**
That might be enough.
**[08:18] ---**
What's that now?
What about "pillows" again?
**[08:20] ---**
You're hearing things! Forget about it.
**[08:22] ---**
Now let's get back to the game!
**[08:25] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[08:27] ---**
Are you really trying?
**[08:28] ---**
Sorry! I'll get it!
**[08:30] ---**
Um, I think it went over here.
**[08:34] ---**
Chunta!
**[08:35] ---**
I'll check on him!
**[08:36] ---**
Takato!
**[08:41] ---**
Hey, Chunta, where are you?
**[08:43] ---**
Are you okay?
**[08:45] ---**
Takato! I'm over here!
**[08:47] ---**
Over where?
**[08:50] ---**
Chun...
**[08:52] ---**
This was on purpose?
**[08:54] ---**
Yes, I did it on purpose.
**[08:55] ---**
Because we're supposed to be on a date,
and you're not paying me any attention.
**[08:59] ---**
This is not a date!
**[09:00] ---**
I want to be alone with you, Takato.
**[09:04] ---**
We can do that when we get back!
**[09:05] ---**
This is different. In Hawaii, we can have
a date here and not have to worry about it.
**[09:11] ---**
I did some digging
and put together a date itinerary.
**[09:14] ---**
What do you think?
**[09:17] ---**
I see. I see.
**[09:19] ---**
Well, I can't say I'm not interested...
**[09:22] ---**
So now that it's settled, let's go!
**[09:25] ---**
Let's make some memories, just you and me!
**[09:28] ---**
Put me down!
**[09:29] ---**
Let go of me! You kidnapper!
**[09:32] ---**
Did you hear something?
**[09:33] ---**
Mr. Ayagi! Mr. Ayagi!
**[09:35] ---**
I want to have some ice cream!
**[09:36] ---**
You just had some!
**[09:44] ---**
I finally found you!
**[09:46] ---**
I thought maybe I'd never see you guys again!
**[09:50] ---**
It's your own fault for wandering off.
**[09:50] ---**
Ryo Narumiya's Friend
Daisuke Ueno
**[09:52] ---**
We looked all over for you.
**[09:54] ---**
All right! Now that we found Naru,
let's go somewhere.
**[09:55] ---**
Narumiya's Friend
Ryota Iriya
**[09:55] ---**
Narumiya's Friend
Michiru Miwa
**[09:57] ---**
Where should we go?
**[09:59] ---**
No ideas?
**[10:01] ---**
You should've looked into it.
**[10:03] ---**
This is our free time, and that time is limited.
**[10:05] ---**
Look who's talking!
**[10:07] ---**
We have to do this next!
**[10:09] ---**
Look, it's got a recommended rating of 90%!
**[10:17] ---**
Hurry up, Takato!
**[10:20] ---**
There's no rush.
The dolphins aren't going to escape.
**[10:23] ---**
As long as we're here,
I want to get good seats!
**[10:26] ---**
Sheesh, you're like a little kid.
**[10:35] ---**
Did you see that?
**[10:36] ---**
Yes, I'm watching right now.
**[10:37] ---**
How cute!
**[10:39] ---**
Yeah, you sure are.
**[10:42] ---**
What?
**[10:45] ---**
Hey!
**[10:46] ---**
Huh?! Mr. Saijo and Junta!
**[10:50] ---**
S-So you're here! Are those your friends?
**[10:53] ---**
Yes! We were safely reunited!
**[10:56] ---**
N-No way, is that Takato?
**[10:59] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[11:00] ---**
And there's Junta Azumaya!
**[11:02] ---**
"Mister," you idiot! Mr. Azumaya!
**[11:04] ---**
Imagine meeting in a place like this.
Good to know you.
**[11:08] ---**
He's an angel!
**[11:09] ---**
An angel in our midst!
**[11:11] ---**
I know! Let's take a photo!
**[11:15] ---**
Ready? Cheese!
**[11:23] ---**
See you!
**[11:27] ---**
What's wrong?
**[11:28] ---**
Nothing.
Come on. Let's go to the next place!
**[11:42] ---**
I want to go here!
**[11:43] ---**
*Sheesh. Where did Reiko go?*
**[11:44] ---**
What is it?
**[11:45] ---**
Since we're in Hawaii, we have to see it!
**[11:46] ---**
*It'll be a pain if we don't meet up eventually.*
**[11:47] ---**
It's a show that we can't miss!
**[12:00] ---**
Aloha!
**[12:05] ---**
W-Wow!
**[12:07] ---**
It's something, huh?
**[12:08] ---**
That's hot!
**[12:10] ---**
Are you okay?
**[12:11] ---**
Oh, I was just surprised.
No big deal. See?
**[12:15] ---**
That's no good.
**[12:16] ---**
I'd better disinfect it, just in case.
**[12:20] ---**
He's here, too?
**[12:27] ---**
Watch out!
**[12:33] ---**
Hot!
**[12:35] ---**
My hair!
**[12:39] ---**
You...
**[12:41] ---**
Heartwarming!
**[12:43] ---**
Animal lover!
**[12:46] ---**
What?
**[12:47] ---**
Nice job!
**[12:48] ---**
Amazing!
**[12:50] ---**
Good job!
**[12:57] ---**
You can't come to Hawaii and not surf! Right?
**[13:01] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[13:03] ---**
N-Nothing's wrong!
**[13:04] ---**
Takato, I'm afraid to ask,
but you can swim, right?
**[13:08] ---**
Of course I can swim!
**[13:09] ---**
I figured as much. You're perfect, so naturally
that includes being able to swim, right?
**[13:15] ---**
It goes without saying!
**[13:16] ---**
I hope we get some big waves!
**[13:19] ---**
*Easy to say, but will I really be okay?*
**[13:23] ---**
*I'm sure my feet won't touch the bottom here.*
**[13:28] ---**
*Damn it, why does
he have to be good at everything?*
**[13:31] ---**
Takato, here comes a nice wave!
**[13:34] ---**
*N-No way! I can’t! I can’t! I can't!*
**[13:38] ---**
Yeah, now! Stand up!
**[13:40] ---**
*Like I can.*
**[13:42] ---**
*All right, whatever!*
**[13:45] ---**
*I'm standing!
How could I doubt myself?*
**[13:49] ---**
Takato!
**[14:01] ---**
Takato!
**[14:03] ---**
I'm saved?
**[14:05] ---**
I thought I was going to die.
**[14:07] ---**
It's okay. I'll always save you.
**[14:11] ---**
Chunta.
**[14:16] ---**
Huh?! Fancy meeting you guys again!
**[14:19] ---**
She's gone! Where are you, Reiko?
**[14:33] ---**
This looks delicious!
**[14:35] ---**
Yeah, sure does.
**[14:37] ---**
Running into you guys in this huge Hawaii
again and again, it's like fate!
**[14:41] ---**
We should all just go sightseeing
somewhere together!
**[14:44] ---**
Brats should play with fellow brats.
**[14:46] ---**
Mr. Saijo, how about going drinking after this?
**[14:49] ---**
No, I'm heading back to the hotel to relax.
**[14:52] ---**
Takato has somewhere to go with me after this.
**[14:55] ---**
Sorry, but do you mind if we split up?
**[14:59] ---**
Sure.
**[15:00] ---**
No problem!
**[15:07] ---**
It's like you said.
**[15:09] ---**
This is a quiet, beautiful beach, Chunta.
**[15:12] ---**
It is, Takato.
**[15:16] ---**
- Nobody else is here.
- True.
**[15:20] ---**
Just you and me?
**[15:22] ---**
Yes.
**[15:26] ---**
So...
**[15:27] ---**
now what are we supposed to do?
**[15:29] ---**
We're stuck here!
**[15:30] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[15:32] ---**
I didn't know the path
disappeared during high tide!
**[15:34] ---**
Crap. No service on my phone either.
**[15:36] ---**
It's hopeless, huh?
**[15:38] ---**
I really am sorry, Takato.
**[15:42] ---**
You don't look too sorry!
**[15:44] ---**
You look happy!
**[15:47] ---**
When I thought that it really is just
the two of us here, I couldn't help but smile.
**[15:51] ---**
Doesn't it feel like we're
the last two people on Earth?
**[15:56] ---**
You're pleased by the stupidest things.
**[15:58] ---**
If we were the last two people on Earth,
who would watch my work?
**[16:02] ---**
Good point.
**[16:03] ---**
We can go back once the tide is out,
so what should we do until then?
**[16:07] ---**
Sleep on the beach tonight?
**[16:09] ---**
Oh, leave that to me!
**[16:16] ---**
Want me to peel another mango?
**[16:18] ---**
Nah, I'm stuffed.
**[16:21] ---**
Anyway, what are you?
**[16:24] ---**
You can do all this with a single utility knife.
**[16:27] ---**
Oh, I once had a part-time job
on a desert island.
**[16:30] ---**
What kind of part-time job?
**[16:32] ---**
I guess I just pick up skills like this.
I'm glad it's become helpful for you.
**[16:38] ---**
Yeah, I'm grateful.
**[16:40] ---**
Well, it's my fault we ended up here.
**[16:45] ---**
The stars? Amazing.
**[16:51] ---**
Takato, are you cold?
**[16:53] ---**
Y-Yeah, that night wind is a little...
**[16:56] ---**
But I'm fine.
**[16:58] ---**
I'll go over there.
**[17:01] ---**
There.
**[17:04] ---**
*It's like...*
**[17:06] ---**
Hey, I said I'm fine.
**[17:09] ---**
I want to warm you up.
**[17:11] ---**
Besides, I'm sure
you're used to sitting in my lap by now, right?
**[17:16] ---**
*Ever since the day I said "I really like you,"*
**[17:20] ---**
*whenever we act like lovers like this...*
**[17:22] ---**
Don't get carried away.
**[17:24] ---**
Just stay put.
**[17:26] ---**
*I feel even more self-conscious than before.*
**[17:29] ---**
*It's more than just getting carried away,*
**[17:32] ---**
*and that troubles me.*
**[17:34] ---**
Oh, that's right. I found an unusual flower.
**[17:37] ---**
Look at this.
**[17:39] ---**
This one was blooming on a hill,
and this one was blooming on the beach.
**[17:44] ---**
They're pretty different,
but both only have petals on their bottom half.
**[17:50] ---**
This is called "naupaka".
**[17:52] ---**
"Naupaka"?
**[17:53] ---**
The site coordinator told me about it.
**[17:56] ---**
The legend of the naupaka.
**[17:59] ---**
It seems the god of fire had fallen in love
with a man who already had a sweetheart.
**[18:03] ---**
Fearing the god's wrath,
the man escaped to the sea
**[18:07] ---**
while the woman escaped to the mountain,
but they were forever after separated.
**[18:11] ---**
The naupaka blooms
in the two areas where they escaped,
**[18:15] ---**
serving as a symbol of the tragic lovers.
**[18:18] ---**
I wonder why they didn't go together.
**[18:22] ---**
If they had escaped together,
they wouldn't be ripped apart like this.
**[18:28] ---**
If it had been me, I definitely would've...
**[18:30] ---**
- Hey!
- Ow!
**[18:32] ---**
There's no need to take a fairy tale so seriously.
**[18:35] ---**
You're right. What am I feeling gloomy about?
**[18:38] ---**
Hey!
**[18:39] ---**
Right now you're in my arms.
That's all I need to be happy.
**[18:46] ---**
You're crushing me!
**[18:51] ---**
We finally kissed.
**[18:55] ---**
Takato, your neck is sunburned.
**[18:58] ---**
Look, below your knees, too.
**[19:00] ---**
Y-You don't have to check every spot!
**[19:03] ---**
Don't touch me, you idiot!
**[19:04] ---**
It's easy to see on you
because your skin is so pale.
**[19:07] ---**
Maybe here, too?
**[19:09] ---**
S-Stop it! You insatiable angel!
**[19:12] ---**
I know where you're going with this!
**[19:14] ---**
You're onto me?
**[19:16] ---**
But we don't get many chances
where we don't have to hold back.
**[19:19] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[19:20] ---**
- Huh? Outdoor—
- Outdoor?! You pervert!
**[19:23] ---**
I don't want to do it outside,
and I'm not stripping here!
**[19:26] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[19:29] ---**
Then I just have to put you in the mood
with our clothes on, huh?
**[19:32] ---**
Roger that.
**[19:36] ---**
W-W-W-We're outside!
**[19:38] ---**
It's okay.
I won't take off your clothes. I promise.
**[19:41] ---**
P-Promise? None of this is okay!
**[19:44] ---**
Then I should take off your clothes?
**[19:45] ---**
No, you... H-Hey, hands off.
**[19:48] ---**
Hands off my swim trunks!
**[19:50] ---**
*Stop it. This is embarrassing.
Any more and you'll make me...*
**[19:54] ---**
Takato, recently you haven't been
showing me your face so much.
**[19:59] ---**
And you hold your voice back. What's wrong?
**[20:02] ---**
*Shut up! Don't get so close to me!*
**[20:04] ---**
Please let me see you
when I'm giving you pleasure.
**[20:08] ---**
N-No.
**[20:10] ---**
*I don't know what kind of voice, or what kind
of face I should have when we're making love.*
**[20:15] ---**
*Damn it!*
**[20:24] ---**
Thank you, Chi.
**[20:25] ---**
You were a big help.
**[20:27] ---**
Did you two get along?
**[20:29] ---**
Sure, we became great pals, right?
**[20:35] ---**
Ouch! What the hell?
**[20:37] ---**
After I saved your life!
**[20:41] ---**
You still have a ways to go.
**[20:54] ---**
T-Takato, are you still mad?
**[20:57] ---**
About what? That the whole
desert island adventure was your plan,
**[21:01] ---**
and when I got back to the hotel, I found out
you'd even informed Mr. Sasaki about it already?
**[21:05] ---**
I just wanted to enjoy outdoor se...
**[21:07] ---**
I mean enjoy our vacation together!
**[21:10] ---**
Damn it, you set me up every time.
**[21:13] ---**
You're no angel, you're a trickster crow!
**[21:18] ---**
Takato, that was a good one! Amazing!
**[21:22] ---**
Whatever!
**[21:23] ---**
Wait for me!
**[21:27] ---**
Two men, huh?
**[21:27] ---**
Independent Cameraman
Jiro Hasegawa
**[21:29] ---**
That makes a boring picture.
**[21:31] ---**
All right,
time to get serious about making money.
**[21:36] ---**
Good work today. How'd it go over there?
**[21:37] ---**
TV-J Director
Daisuke Oki
**[21:39] ---**
Yeah, we kept up our acquaintance.
**[21:40] ---**
TV-J General Producer
Kazuomi Usaka
**[21:43] ---**
What's wrong?
**[21:45] ---**
Nothing.
**[21:51] ---**
It's nothing.
**[21:53] ---**
Shall we go?
**[23:25] ---**
Chunta.
**[23:27] ---**
Takato.
**[23:28] ---**
I don't believe it.
**[23:31] ---**
No, that was a dream.
**[23:33] ---**
It must've been a dream.
But don't tell me he...
**[23:37] ---**
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"...I guess you two are close."
# 9 - …I guess you two are close.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6QW9J2Z6/dakaichi--im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year-)
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**[00:01] ---**
*I, Takato Saijo, the extremely popular actor,*
**[00:04] ---**
*have had nurses swoon over me
from the moment I was born into this world.*
**[00:09] ---**
*In kindergarten, the teacher
and all the girls worshipped me as a prince.*
**[00:14] ---**
*Throughout school, girls would line up on
Valentine's Day to present me with chocolate.*
**[00:20] ---**
My heart skips a beat
at every iteration of you, Mr. Saijo.
**[00:22] ---**
You must have been very popular as a child.
**[00:24] ---**
Oh, no, I wouldn't say that.
**[00:26] ---**
*Of course I was popular.*
**[00:29] ---**
Not particularly.
**[00:31] ---**
Oh, come on. I can't believe that!
**[00:34] ---**
After all, you were the Sexiest Man Alive
for five years straight!
**[00:38] ---**
*Past tense.*
**[00:39] ---**
This is your grandmother, Suzuko Saijo, right?
**[00:43] ---**
I understand she was
the marquee player of a small theater.
**[00:46] ---**
Was she an influence on you?
**[00:48] ---**
Yes, certainly.
**[00:50] ---**
When I was eight, I saw a dramatic reading
with her, which kindled my interest for acting.
**[00:55] ---**
When I told her I wanted
to try that someday, she said...
**[00:58] ---**
That someday...
**[01:01] ---**
is now.
**[01:04] ---**
I'm grateful to my grandmother.
**[01:06] ---**
Thanks to her, I am who I am today.
**[01:09] ---**
*And entering the entertainment world
made me more popular than ever.*
**[01:14] ---**
*I really like you, even if you hate me.*
**[01:18] ---**
*Who said that to me again?*
***SIGN*** hug9 "...I guess you two are close."
**[02:54] ---**
Long time no see, Boss.
**[02:56] ---**
Oh, has it been that long?
**[02:59] ---**
I see you every day on TV and in magazines.
**[03:02] ---**
I'm kept busy, thanks to you.
**[03:05] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
President
Kinue Hanabusa
**[03:05] ---**
This is from the sponsor
of the commercial you shot in Hawaii.
**[03:09] ---**
It's appreciation for helping him
create a great commercial.
**[03:12] ---**
I'm touched.
**[03:14] ---**
I love the wine, but I'm
especially pleased that he was happy.
**[03:18] ---**
You never change.
**[03:22] ---**
You've had the face of a professional
ever since you were a kid.
**[03:28] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijo
**[03:28] ---**
I want to make the former president proud,
since he scouted me first.
**[03:32] ---**
I think you've made him plenty proud.
**[03:34] ---**
Takato Saijo's
Manager
Takumi Sasaki
**[03:34] ---**
Right now you're the cash cow for Nitto Talent.
**[03:38] ---**
Takato, once in a while,
you should allow yourself to spread your wings.
**[03:44] ---**
I agree with that.
**[03:47] ---**
Work would still come in either way.
**[03:49] ---**
So I think you could
take a break and spread your wings.
**[03:52] ---**
Thank you.
**[03:54] ---**
But right now I'm enjoying work
more than anything.
**[03:57] ---**
I figured you would say that.
**[03:58] ---**
Your rehearsals for "The Red Leaf Ogre"
will get grueling tomorrow,
**[04:01] ---**
so today's your last day to relax for a while.
What do you want to do?
**[04:07] ---**
Put! Me! Down!
**[04:09] ---**
You insatiable angel!
**[04:11] ---**
I just came here to drink wine!
**[04:14] ---**
Damn you! Just get the prosciutto out!
**[04:16] ---**
Yes, I will later, but for now,
I'll have you, Takato.
**[04:16] ---**
Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
**[04:19] ---**
Don't talk about me like you're ordering a beer!
**[04:22] ---**
I like you better than beer, Takato.
**[04:24] ---**
Shut up!
**[04:28] ---**
Chunta.
**[04:29] ---**
Takato, call me "Chunta" more.
**[04:35] ---**
*Don't look at me like that.*
**[04:37] ---**
*When I didn't even know where you
were looking before.*
**[04:41] ---**
ONE YEAR AGO
**[04:43] ---**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[04:44] ---**
I'm Junta Azumaya from Mitsuya Production.
**[04:48] ---**
*Junta Azumaya?*
**[04:51] ---**
*At first glance, he passes muster.*
**[04:54] ---**
*But my eyes are not so merciful.*
**[04:57] ---**
*His face... half-Japanese?*
**[04:59] ---**
*Prominent features, but refined.*
**[05:03] ---**
*His body... Hey, how tall is he?*
**[05:05] ---**
*And he's got an irritatingly good body figure.*
**[05:09] ---**
*And his presence?*
**[05:11] ---**
*Ugh, turn that damn aura down.*
**[05:14] ---**
I look forward to working with you.
**[05:15] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:17] ---**
*Aggregate rating: High quality.*
**[05:27] ---**
*I don't know why he entered this business,*
**[05:30] ---**
*but he has those eyes
that don't know where they're looking.*
**[05:35] ---**
Mr. Saijo, I wonder what it is that I want?
**[05:38] ---**
*Talent without the desire to drive it
is like an unused treasure.*
**[05:44] ---**
*That's right.*
**[05:45] ---**
*There's no way I could ever lose
to this half-hearted guy.*
**[05:48] ---**
*Come at me. I'll challenge you.*
**[05:50] ---**
*I'll challenge you as an actor, as the Sexiest Man
of the Year, all of it, and you'll never get—*
**[05:59] ---**
Hey.
**[06:01] ---**
*What the hell?*
**[06:02] ---**
*He had these eyes?*
**[06:05] ---**
Azu... maya.
**[06:08] ---**
*H-He's going to eat me.*
**[06:10] ---**
Saijo! Azumaya!
**[06:12] ---**
Are you okay?
**[06:14] ---**
Here, towels!
**[06:17] ---**
I'm not that wet,
so please take care of Azumaya.
**[06:22] ---**
Sorry. But thanks.
**[06:24] ---**
Not at all.
**[06:25] ---**
I'm going to get some rest in the location bus
until we're ready.
**[06:35] ---**
Th-That was terrifying.
**[06:40] ---**
*No way. I was overpowered?*
**[06:43] ---**
*I won't accept it.*
**[06:45] ---**
*I won't accept it!*
**[06:48] ---**
*Hello? Oh, Takato?*
**[06:49] ---**
M-Mr. Sasaki.
**[06:51] ---**
Please accept all of the jobs
that are currently on hold.
**[06:55] ---**
No, no. It's okay.
**[06:57] ---**
Cram it all in.
**[06:59] ---**
I'll be fine. Thank you.
**[07:03] ---**
*I'm the one who's better.*
**[07:05] ---**
*As an actor and as a man.*
**[07:11] ---**
*My fever isn't going down.*
**[07:13] ---**
*In fact, is it getting worse?*
**[07:17] ---**
*Damn it!*
**[07:18] ---**
*Slap on a cooling gel sheet, get some glucose,*
**[07:21] ---**
*chug a 4,000-yen energy drink,
get fired up again, and it'll work out!*
**[07:32] ---**
*I'm fine.*
**[07:34] ---**
*I can perform normally.*
**[07:37] ---**
Mr. Saijo, are you not feeling well?
**[07:50] ---**
*I think my nail hit him, too.*
**[07:54] ---**
Why are you the one who realized it? Damn it.
**[07:58] ---**
*It's frustrating.*
**[07:59] ---**
*His star power keeps getting brighter.*
**[08:02] ---**
*There are times when even I'm drawn to him.*
**[08:06] ---**
*What'll happen if I lose?*
**[08:11] ---**
*I kind of feel like I'm going to fall.*
**[08:13] ---**
*My body is heavy.*
**[08:15] ---**
*I'm staggering.*
**[08:16] ---**
*Damn it.
I need to stand up straight.*
**[08:21] ---**
*Huh... What?*
**[08:25] ---**
*It feels warm.*
**[08:26] ---**
*Who is it?*
**[08:28] ---**
*Mr. Saijo, I've fallen in love with you.*
**[08:32] ---**
*Who...*
**[08:33] ---**
*I'm sorry. Even if you hate me...*
**[08:35] ---**
*Who was that?*
**[08:40] ---**
Can I keep liking you?
**[08:43] ---**
Chunta?
**[08:46] ---**
Takato?
**[08:47] ---**
It couldn't be... You...
**[08:51] ---**
*No, that was a dream.*
**[08:53] ---**
*I thought it was a dream.
Don't tell me it was him?*
**[08:57] ---**
Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out!
**[08:59] ---**
What's wrong, Takato?
**[09:01] ---**
O-Oh, um...
**[09:07] ---**
Hey, w-wait, wait, Chunta.
**[09:11] ---**
*Hold on a second.*
**[09:12] ---**
*There's something wrong with my heart.*
**[09:14] ---**
Huh? Is your heart beating fast, Takato?
**[09:17] ---**
No, you... I bet yours is, too!
**[09:21] ---**
Let go of me!
**[09:23] ---**
It is. My heart has always been
beating fast for you, Takato.
**[09:29] ---**
You probably didn't know that.
**[09:33] ---**
*Yeah, I didn't know, you idiot.*
**[09:37] ---**
Takato, show me your face.
**[09:42] ---**
Takato, who do you belong to?
**[09:45] ---**
Don't run away, and look at me.
**[09:48] ---**
*I couldn't run away if I tried.*
**[09:50] ---**
*There is no path of escape.*
**[09:52] ---**
*Now that I think about it,
maybe this was inevitable.*
**[09:57] ---**
*That day...*
**[09:58] ---**
*ever since I looked into those eyes...*
**[10:00] ---**
*or maybe from the very beginning.*
**[10:09] ---**
You felt that more than usual, huh?
**[10:11] ---**
Will you show me one more time?
**[10:14] ---**
Forget it! I can't!
**[10:15] ---**
In fact, until "The Red Leaf Ogre" is over,
you're forbidden from touching me!
**[10:19] ---**
And you have a drama series to shoot!
**[10:22] ---**
Your costar is the famous Yurie Kurokawa.
**[10:24] ---**
Focus on your work!
**[10:26] ---**
But...
**[10:27] ---**
Working on the stage takes stamina.
**[10:29] ---**
Let me conserve my strength. All right?
**[10:32] ---**
Okay. Roger that.
**[10:34] ---**
I'm exhausted! I sleep now!
**[10:37] ---**
*This is no time to spread my wings.*
**[10:40] ---**
*I need to focus on work.*
**[10:44] ---**
Former Stage Actress
Suzuko Saijo
**[10:49] ---**
Suzuko, I'm going to be in a play.
**[10:52] ---**
This one.
**[10:56] ---**
And who's your costar?
**[10:57] ---**
Kozaburo Nakata.
**[11:00] ---**
That's hilarious.
**[11:03] ---**
Don't let him steal the show.
**[11:05] ---**
I'll steal the show from that ill-natured old fart!
**[11:09] ---**
You'll see, Suzuko!
**[11:11] ---**
Show me what you've got.
**[11:15] ---**
Your acting style is quite grounded.
**[11:18] ---**
That's not necessarily a bad thing.
**[11:21] ---**
But when your heart
goes hand-in-hand with your acting...
**[11:26] ---**
I'm sure you'll soar.
**[11:31] ---**
I haven't dreamed about Suzuko
for a long time.
**[11:40] ---**
CHUNTA
**[11:42] ---**
*Good morning, Takato!*
**[11:44] ---**
Oh. I told you I don't need
a wake-up call every morning.
**[11:49] ---**
*This is a call to hear your voice
right after waking up.*
**[11:53] ---**
*Has something happened?*
**[11:56] ---**
Never mind me. You have
an important scene to shoot today, don't you?
**[12:00] ---**
You'd better focus.
**[12:01] ---**
*Right. You, too, Takato.*
**[12:03] ---**
*Good luck with the premiere
of "The Red Leaf Ogre." Talk to you later.*
**[12:07] ---**
I'm surprised he could tell just by my voice.
**[12:10] ---**
Even though we haven't
seen each other in a while.
**[12:13] ---**
Forbidden to touch, huh?
**[12:18] ---**
Concentrate on work!
**[12:22] ---**
THE RED LEAF OGRE
**[12:23] ---**
*Suzuko diligently went and watched
all of my stage performances.*
**[12:27] ---**
*That's why I feel it even now.*
**[12:33] ---**
Mr. Usaka!
**[12:35] ---**
So you're back home, huh?
**[12:37] ---**
TV-J General Producer
Kazuomi Usaka
**[12:38] ---**
Business is booming, eh?
**[12:40] ---**
Thanks to you. The show sold out in minutes.
**[12:43] ---**
With that lineup of staff and cast,
it's no wonder people want to see it.
**[12:46] ---**
But they won't be satisfied unless
the performances exceed their expectations.
**[12:50] ---**
Yes, that's what Takato said, too.
**[12:53] ---**
I'll be watching carefully.
**[12:55] ---**
Yes, please do.
**[13:03] ---**
Mr. Saijo, you were
just thinking about him, weren't you?
**[13:04] ---**
Japan Arts Enterprise
Chihiro Ayagi
**[13:09] ---**
I-I certainly was not thinking
about that sparkly insatiable angel!
**[13:15] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:16] ---**
Nothing. Normally, this is where
that malicious angel would suddenly appear.
**[13:20] ---**
He's not coming. I told him not to.
**[13:23] ---**
You mean...
**[13:26] ---**
The curtain's going up. Focus.
**[13:29] ---**
I know.
**[13:31] ---**
*Focus.*
**[13:44] ---**
A flute?
**[13:48] ---**
A robe made of red leaves.
**[13:50] ---**
Don't tell me. The ogress, Kureha?!
**[13:52] ---**
Oh? Wasn't that ogress' head hunted down
and chopped off ages ago? By humans?
**[14:00] ---**
Are you a man?! Who are you?!
**[14:04] ---**
This is the Hidden Door.
**[14:06] ---**
So of course I must be an ogre, yes?
**[14:10] ---**
Please stand back, Lord Shigesada!
**[14:12] ---**
We shall handle this!
**[14:16] ---**
Stand down, you two!
As I said, we didn't come here to fight.
**[14:20] ---**
Hey! I just came here to talk!
**[14:23] ---**
Talk? What do humans have to say
as they attack an ogre?
**[14:32] ---**
*Why do I catch glimpses of his face even here?*
**[14:39] ---**
You want this blood, don't you?
**[14:41] ---**
You can't resist your instinct.
**[14:46] ---**
Come then, Shigesada.
**[14:52] ---**
That's it, Shigesada.
**[14:54] ---**
When you come to your senses,
Kureha's earnest wish will come true.
**[14:58] ---**
We'll be able to destroy the capital
and build our world!
**[15:09] ---**
Shigesada?!
**[15:10] ---**
*It's not that I can't focus.*
**[15:13] ---**
*In fact, more than usual...*
**[15:19] ---**
Shigesada is to become
the leader of the Hidden Door?
**[15:21] ---**
Yes.
**[15:23] ---**
But I haven't carried out my mission yet.
**[15:25] ---**
I'm the leader of the Hidden Door!
**[15:28] ---**
I have to destroy the capital
and build the ogre world.
**[15:31] ---**
Not with human hands, but with ogre hands.
That was Lady Kureha's dying wish.
**[15:36] ---**
Then why am I here, at the Hidden Door?
Why have I...
**[15:42] ---**
Shigesada? Was I just a pawn
to awaken Shigesada's abilities?
**[15:47] ---**
You have fulfilled your role.
**[15:50] ---**
I can become neither ogre nor human.
**[15:54] ---**
Where do I belong?
**[15:57] ---**
*Tsunewaka's feelings
have penetrated deep in my mind.*
**[16:00] ---**
*What is this sensation?*
**[16:08] ---**
Mother.
**[16:19] ---**
Mr. Saijo, are you okay?
**[16:22] ---**
Maybe you threw yourself too exuberantly?
**[16:24] ---**
If you don't save your energy, you'll—
**[16:25] ---**
You better not be saving your energy.
**[16:28] ---**
Try to steal the show from me, Shigesada.
**[16:32] ---**
*This isn't like me.*
**[16:36] ---**
*Takato Saijo is a cool actor
who plays it by the book.*
**[16:41] ---**
*I calculate the role and where I stand,*
**[16:43] ---**
*then perfectly control the play
with my acting ability and sense of balance.*
**[16:46] ---**
That's right. We're ogres.
**[16:49] ---**
Ogres that kill and devour humans!
**[16:52] ---**
*But then why...*
**[16:53] ---**
Turn the capital into the color of red leaves!
**[16:57] ---**
*Why do I have this burning feeling in my chest?*
**[17:02] ---**
*Why?*
**[17:07] ---**
Shigesada, my little brother,
**[17:10] ---**
we have a cursed fate.
**[17:17] ---**
I'll cut it down with Little Crow here!
**[17:29] ---**
*It's beautiful.*
**[17:33] ---**
*Propelling me from the bottom of my heart...*
**[17:37] ---**
*Passion welling up inside me...*
**[17:40] ---**
*When did it start?*
**[17:45] ---**
*Chunta.*
**[17:47] ---**
*You always threaten me.*
**[17:52] ---**
*You stole the title
of Sexiest Man of the Year from me.*
**[17:55] ---**
*You stole a lead role from me, and then...*
**[17:57] ---**
*you stole my heart.*
**[18:06] ---**
*Chunta.*
**[18:15] ---**
*Chunta!*
**[18:18] ---**
*If I have you, then I could...*
**[18:43] ---**
*It's so bright.*
**[18:47] ---**
*I want to see him.*
**[18:53] ---**
Mr. Saijo, you were a wonderful Tsunewaka!
**[18:56] ---**
I had goose pimples!
**[18:57] ---**
Takato, I have just one word for you.
**[18:57] ---**
Theater Company
"Southern News Agency"
Theater Director
Kazuki Kitano
**[19:01] ---**
Bravo!
**[19:04] ---**
Chihi, you did better than I imagined, too.
That was a great performance.
**[19:08] ---**
How was your first performance
on the stage with Takato?
**[19:11] ---**
Well, Mr. Saijo is seriously incredible.
**[19:15] ---**
Ow!
**[19:16] ---**
You did good, Ayagi.
**[19:17] ---**
You gave a nice, passionate performance.
**[19:22] ---**
I know I can do a lot better.
**[19:24] ---**
I'll show you next time.
**[19:28] ---**
Show me what you've got.
**[19:32] ---**
It looks like "The Red Leaf Ogre"
will be your next major representative work.
**[19:36] ---**
Mr. Sasaki.
**[19:38] ---**
Yes?
**[19:39] ---**
A while ago, I was taken to the hospital, right?
**[19:43] ---**
The person who carried me there, um...
**[19:46] ---**
Takato...
**[19:48] ---**
You want to know who it was? Do you?
**[19:50] ---**
I've wanted to tell you all this time!
**[19:52] ---**
I can finally say it!
**[19:54] ---**
N-Never mind.
**[19:55] ---**
Don't be like that! Ask me!
**[19:59] ---**
Hello? Oh, Azumaya! Good evening.
**[20:03] ---**
You're here to abduct him?
**[20:05] ---**
I see. As always, you're right on time.
**[20:08] ---**
Well, please take good care of—
**[20:10] ---**
So you do mean to abduct me!
**[20:13] ---**
You criminal angel!
**[20:19] ---**
Good work today, Takato.
**[20:21] ---**
Why are you here?
**[20:23] ---**
You're forbidden to touch me.
**[20:26] ---**
Still, I wanted to see you and say,
"Good work," on the night of your premiere.
**[20:33] ---**
I wanted to see the premiere
of "The Red Leaf Ogre,"
**[20:35] ---**
because I can only see
"opening night" Takato on opening night.
**[20:39] ---**
It's a little frustrating that I didn't.
**[20:41] ---**
The last showing.
**[20:43] ---**
I'll reserve you a seat.
**[20:46] ---**
So until then, stay fired up for your drama.
**[20:49] ---**
If you cut any corners with your performance,
I won't forgive you.
**[20:54] ---**
Okay!
**[20:57] ---**
I'll give you a ride.
**[21:00] ---**
*Can I keep liking you?*
**[21:03] ---**
*I wasn't able to answer him.*
**[21:06] ---**
*Well, I can answer him someday, if I feel like it.*
**[21:10] ---**
*That "someday" is now.*
**[21:17] ---**
Takato? Is something wrong?
**[21:19] ---**
I-It's nothing!
**[21:21] ---**
Takato, wait!
**[21:24] ---**
Get away from me!
**[22:59] ---**
Hey, what's with this hand?
**[23:01] ---**
Oh, it moved by itself.
**[23:03] ---**
I told you, touching is off-limits.
**[23:06] ---**
Kissing is okay, right?
**[23:08] ---**
No! It's bad for the heart!
**[23:10] ---**
The heart?
You mean I make yours go pitter-pat?
**[23:14] ---**
Dummy! Don't get carried away!
**[23:20] ---**
Independent
Photographer
Jiro Hasegawa
**[23:22] ---**
I guess you two are close.
**[23:26] ---**
I've made up my mind
about a lot of things here,
**[23:29] ---**
about work, about my feelings for Takato.
**[23:33] ---**
I've made up my mind, too.
**[23:36] ---**
hug 10
"We're breaking up, Chunta."
# 10 - We're breaking up, Chunta.
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**[00:06] ---**
*For the first time, I realized*
**[00:08] ---**
*that the special emotion of love
could be such a burden.*
**[00:12] ---**
*Unlike a performance, I can't control myself.*
**[00:16] ---**
*Even as that left me at a loss,*
**[00:18] ---**
*I was being remade
from the inside out, body and soul.*
**[00:22] ---**
*The proof of that is even in the middle
of this huge crowd, I bet I can find you.*
**[00:31] ---**
*See? There you are.*
**[00:36] ---**
*Jeez, give me a break already.*
***SIGN*** hug 10 "We're breaking up, Chunta."
**[02:15] ---**
You look pathetic, Ayagi!
**[02:15] ---**
PROGRAMS 2300 YEN
**[02:18] ---**
That's awesome, Chihi!
**[02:21] ---**
Why do I have to do this?!
**[02:23] ---**
The rule is whoever makes
the most mistakes that day
**[02:26] ---**
has to stay in costume afterwards
and sell programs.
**[02:28] ---**
Who fumbled his words in the first act again?
**[02:31] ---**
Yes, yes, it was me!
**[02:33] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[02:36] ---**
Why did it have to be
during the last performance?
**[02:38] ---**
I must have been too enthusiastic
since it was the last one.
**[02:41] ---**
This isn't like me!
**[02:42] ---**
At least it shows
that you were taking it seriously.
**[02:46] ---**
Not bad.
**[02:48] ---**
For a stage debut, you pass.
**[02:50] ---**
Good job, leading actor.
**[02:54] ---**
I'm serious after all.
**[02:56] ---**
Mr. Saijo, I've seriously fallen in love...
**[02:59] ---**
- Ow! Ow! Ow! That hurts!
- Ayagi, you were great out there!
**[03:03] ---**
In your scenes with Takato,
**[03:04] ---**
you made me want to jump onto the stage
and run through you with a sword.
**[03:09] ---**
Is that right?
**[03:10] ---**
Thanks for not stabbing me with a sword.
**[03:14] ---**
"THE RED LEAF OGRE"
TAKATO SAIJO
**[03:14] ---**
Well, I guess I'll change.
**[03:17] ---**
Wait! What are you doing following me in?!
**[03:20] ---**
Get out!
**[03:22] ---**
I already told Mr. Sasaki
that I'll take care of you afterwards, so...
**[03:26] ---**
Mr. Sasaki.
**[03:29] ---**
Besides, I wanted to see you
in that outfit to the very end.
**[03:34] ---**
You really are amazing, Takato.
**[03:37] ---**
I find myself gazing at your every movement.
**[03:40] ---**
It would be a waste
to miss even a single moment.
**[03:44] ---**
Well, when you've got my talent,
it's easier than it looks.
**[03:48] ---**
Are you filled with awe?
**[03:50] ---**
Yes.
**[03:51] ---**
You've enchanted me, Takato Saijo.
**[03:55] ---**
You truly show me a radiant sight.
**[04:00] ---**
*This guy.*
**[04:02] ---**
*When he talks to me like that,
I can't tell whether I'm happy or embarrassed.*
**[04:08] ---**
You can stop sucking up to me now.
**[04:10] ---**
Just get out of here.
**[04:11] ---**
I'm not sucking up to you!
**[04:13] ---**
What?!
**[04:15] ---**
I was jealous of Ayagi
for getting to co-star with you.
**[04:18] ---**
If I could've gotten away with it,
**[04:19] ---**
I really would have run through him
with a sword and then taken over his role.
**[04:23] ---**
*What is this?*
**[04:24] ---**
*I'm as red as a beet.*
**[04:27] ---**
Takato, do you remember our agreement?
**[04:29] ---**
About "no touching" until the play was over?
**[04:32] ---**
Yeah, but this is my dressing room.
**[04:35] ---**
And there's a cast party.
**[04:38] ---**
*His hands are hot.*
**[04:40] ---**
Good point.
**[04:41] ---**
You're still working until the cast party is over.
**[04:44] ---**
*How badly is he holding back?*
**[04:47] ---**
*Is he the only one holding back?*
**[04:52] ---**
A little...
**[04:53] ---**
A little bit would be okay.
**[04:55] ---**
A quick kiss or like that would be fine.
**[05:07] ---**
You!
**[05:08] ---**
I said only a kiss!
**[05:10] ---**
You saying it's okay to kiss you...
**[05:13] ---**
I've been holding back all this time,
so that's like poison to me!
**[05:16] ---**
The door.
**[05:17] ---**
Lock the door!
**[05:19] ---**
That's right. Somebody could just walk in.
**[05:24] ---**
Idiot!
**[05:24] ---**
L-Lock it, Chunta!
**[05:27] ---**
Look, Takato.
**[05:29] ---**
Do you see the expression on your face?
**[05:36] ---**
*Who is that?*
**[05:38] ---**
*Me?*
**[05:39] ---**
N-No! It's not!
**[05:42] ---**
Takato, if you want me, look in the mirror.
**[05:46] ---**
Unless you don't want any more than this?
**[05:49] ---**
*I want more.*
**[05:51] ---**
*I want to feel him more.*
**[05:53] ---**
*But...*
**[05:55] ---**
*This disgraceful face...*
**[05:57] ---**
*I hate it.*
**[05:59] ---**
You saw it, didn't you?
**[06:00] ---**
Your melted face is beautiful, Takato.
**[06:05] ---**
Mr. Saijo,
**[06:06] ---**
- if you're ready...
- Chunta, th-the door!
**[06:08] ---**
- how about going with us to the restaurant?
- It's okay.
**[06:09] ---**
Moron, it's not okay!
**[06:11] ---**
It's fine, I tell you.
**[06:13] ---**
Wait a second. Look.
**[06:17] ---**
Sorry!
**[06:19] ---**
Oh, no, I totally didn't notice!
**[06:21] ---**
You have to pay attention to these things.
**[06:23] ---**
There. Cry out, Takato.
**[06:25] ---**
No.
**[06:27] ---**
TAKING A NAP FOR HALF AN HOUR.
PLEASE DON'T WAKE ME.
**[06:31] ---**
You even put a sign up...
**[06:34] ---**
and locked the door when you came in.
**[06:38] ---**
Pay me back for shortening my life span!
**[06:40] ---**
You incorrigible, insatiable angel!
**[06:42] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:43] ---**
But you were so adorable, Takato!
**[06:48] ---**
- Hello?
- Hello?
**[06:50] ---**
- Oh, Mr. Taguchi?
- Oh, Mr. Sasaki?
**[06:53] ---**
Really?
**[06:55] ---**
- Yes.
- Okay.
**[06:57] ---**
Chunta.
**[06:58] ---**
Takato.
**[06:59] ---**
Apparently they're going to do
a sequel to "Midday Star."
**[07:04] ---**
*So that means...*
**[07:07] ---**
*I'll be with him again.*
**[07:10] ---**
Takato!
**[07:12] ---**
I'm overjoyed and excited!
**[07:15] ---**
Can I kiss you?!
**[07:16] ---**
MR. TAGUCHI
CALL END
**[07:17] ---**
Enough! You pest!
**[07:19] ---**
Don't be bashful!
**[07:21] ---**
I'm not bashful!
**[07:34] ---**
When I was still a showbiz kid,
Mr. Nakata taught me something.
**[07:37] ---**
He said you could tell when someone
was about to get ahead by their shoes.
**[07:41] ---**
Did you buy the latest model
on a business trip abroad, Mr. Usaka?
**[07:47] ---**
You need to watch your step, or you'll fail.
**[07:49] ---**
You'd better keep your feet
planted firmly too, Takato.
**[07:53] ---**
I heard you're going to be
in charge of the sequel.
**[07:56] ---**
Were you that fond of "Midday Star"?
**[08:00] ---**
Yes. The cast, the director, the crew,
the publicity, there was nothing to be desired.
**[08:07] ---**
However, if I had been in charge,
it would have been even better.
**[08:10] ---**
You're as confident as ever.
**[08:13] ---**
I plan to make the sequel flawless.
**[08:16] ---**
The only thing,
this took a bit of wind out of my sails.
**[08:19] ---**
WEEKLY TOBUN
**[08:19] ---**
The Tobun, huh?
**[08:21] ---**
Did they pull a gotcha?
**[08:22] ---**
They did. The photo of an actress
I was going to use kissing a guy in the street.
**[08:26] ---**
Talented paparazzi.
**[08:28] ---**
He made it look like a slightly erotic kiss.
**[08:31] ---**
Now I can't use her.
**[08:33] ---**
I'll have to choose someone else.
If someone is even a slight risk, they're gone.
**[08:37] ---**
You wouldn't be immune, Takato.
**[08:39] ---**
I know.
**[08:41] ---**
That reminds me. It seems you've been really
chummy with your co-star, Junta Azumaya.
**[08:46] ---**
The annoying angelic guy
with the aura and flapping wings?
**[08:49] ---**
Not at all! We're not close at all!
**[08:51] ---**
I don't know what you're babbling about,
**[08:53] ---**
but it's unusual for you
to hang out with a fellow actor.
**[08:56] ---**
We don't, really.
He's just become attached to me.
**[09:05] ---**
You think I would let the merchandise
breathe secondhand smoke?
**[09:08] ---**
Tch. No, I didn't think so.
**[09:10] ---**
You clicked your tongue.
**[09:11] ---**
Oh, you heard that?
**[09:13] ---**
Well, I just stopped by to say hi,
so I'll be on my way.
**[09:16] ---**
Feel free to inhale tar
until your lungs are as black as your heart.
**[09:21] ---**
Takato.
**[09:23] ---**
I never fight a losing battle.
**[09:26] ---**
You're telling me that?
**[09:34] ---**
*I always think of him as a kid,
but then he turns on the charm.*
**[09:41] ---**
*Dangerous.*
**[09:43] ---**
Jun!
**[09:45] ---**
I heard about the sequel to "Midday Star"!
Congratulations!
**[09:49] ---**
Thank you.
**[09:50] ---**
- Your knees! Your knees are so cute!
- Boss, I told you before not to touch Azumaya!
**[09:54] ---**
You'll taint him!
**[09:55] ---**
Just this once,
I feel grateful for that louse, Takato.
**[09:59] ---**
I never thought the day would come,
not after Takato almost put us out of business.
**[10:03] ---**
Don't remind me!
**[10:05] ---**
How many of our agency's handsome devils
were overshadowed by Takato?
**[10:11] ---**
But just when we were drowning
in an ocean of tears, our savior appeared!
**[10:20] ---**
Sorry for the wait. Your Doremi Pizza is here!
**[10:24] ---**
A diamond in the rough!
**[10:25] ---**
Boss! Calm down!
**[10:27] ---**
- Just as you ordered, Basil Deluxe
- An exceptional diamond in the rough
**[10:29] ---**
- and a Garlic Pepper Doremi Special.
- has come bearing pizza!
**[10:30] ---**
- I don't need pizza!
- Boss! Our find will run away!
**[10:32] ---**
- Please be careful, because it's very hot.
- What's your name, kid?
**[10:34] ---**
But that very same Takato boosted our Jun
to the next stage of his career.
**[10:40] ---**
So it balances out.
**[10:42] ---**
That's because Azumaya improved a lot
after co-starring with Takato.
**[10:47] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:48] ---**
That's right. You've changed, Jun.
**[10:51] ---**
Which is why I'm a bit worried.
**[10:54] ---**
You heard about the girl
who was slated to appear in the sequel
**[10:57] ---**
but got the axe
after a candid photo was published?
**[11:00] ---**
Well, there's no danger of Azumaya
being caught in similar circumstances!
**[11:03] ---**
I know.
**[11:05] ---**
But it's better to err on the side of caution, Jun.
**[11:08] ---**
Right.
**[11:09] ---**
Of course, I'm always open to having
a scandalous relationship with you!
**[11:12] ---**
I told you not to sexually harass him!
**[11:15] ---**
Oh, shut up! Jun is my angel!
**[11:18] ---**
There are limits to everything!
**[11:19] ---**
WEEKLY TOBUN
**[11:20] ---**
Please contain yourself!
**[11:28] ---**
Did you plant a GPS on me?
**[11:31] ---**
I wouldn't cut corners like that with you, Takato.
**[11:33] ---**
That's even scarier!
**[11:35] ---**
If you don't cut corners, how do you do it?!
**[11:36] ---**
Mr. Sasaki?! It's Mr. Sasaki, isn't it?!
**[11:39] ---**
You've bribed my manager.
**[11:41] ---**
Takato, watch your—
**[11:42] ---**
Takato!
**[11:53] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[11:55] ---**
What's wrong?
**[11:56] ---**
Nothing.
**[11:57] ---**
It's nothing. Let's go.
**[12:06] ---**
That was close.
**[12:08] ---**
Is it normal to sense my presence
from that distance?
**[12:11] ---**
But those two again.
**[12:14] ---**
I can't believe it, but what if, what if...
It could possibly be.
**[12:19] ---**
Probably not.
**[12:24] ---**
Would it be worth staking them out?
**[12:32] ---**
What is it, Takato?
**[12:34] ---**
Nothing.
**[12:35] ---**
Let's go. I want to get home and have a drink.
**[12:42] ---**
*Chunta has been acting strange
the past few days.*
**[12:45] ---**
*He isn't as clingy as usual.*
**[12:52] ---**
They've suddenly
stopped messing around outside,
**[12:56] ---**
so I'll just have to take a peek inside.
**[13:00] ---**
*In order to bypass security,
I had to resort to old tricks,*
**[13:04] ---**
*using time and my body to obtain a key card.*
**[13:06] ---**
You two owe me a good photo.
**[13:11] ---**
Takato, are you in a bad mood?
**[13:14] ---**
I'm fine.
**[13:16] ---**
Then do you feel under the weather?
**[13:17] ---**
I'm fine.
**[13:19] ---**
*Should I tell him the truth?*
**[13:21] ---**
*I don't know how to bring it up.*
**[13:24] ---**
*The way this is going,
never mind about being lov... roommates.*
**[13:30] ---**
Takato, shall we go in?
**[13:33] ---**
Chunta!
**[13:35] ---**
I, um...
**[13:37] ---**
*Somehow...
Somehow I have to show my feelings.*
**[13:40] ---**
Uh...
**[13:53] ---**
Where did that come from?!
**[13:55] ---**
Takato, you won't let me hold back, will you?
**[14:00] ---**
Once we get in the apartment,
we can continue, right?
**[14:03] ---**
Wh-Why even bother asking?
You're going to do it either way.
**[14:06] ---**
*I answered him again like that.*
**[14:14] ---**
Bingo.
**[14:18] ---**
"MIDDAY STAR"
**[14:20] ---**
*Co-stars.*
**[14:23] ---**
*He's improved so much.*
**[14:27] ---**
*He did a great job playing a complex character
in that drama, "Witch's Drip."*
**[14:34] ---**
*So much that he even held his own*
**[14:36] ---**
*against the intense performance
of veteran actress Yurie Kurokawa.*
**[14:40] ---**
*How much further will he grow as an actor?*
**[14:44] ---**
*Even as I'm afraid
of his seemingly bottomless talent,*
**[14:48] ---**
*I want to give him a supportive push.*
**[14:53] ---**
Am I getting too soft?
**[14:55] ---**
*No good. No good. My policy
is to hammer the nail that sticks out.*
**[14:59] ---**
All right, so how can I wipe the floor with him?
**[15:02] ---**
This'll be a competition between me and Chunta
to see which of us can catch the audience's eye.
**[15:07] ---**
I can't wait to see him cry when I win.
**[15:10] ---**
"MIDDAY STAR"
**[15:12] ---**
I forgot about this.
**[15:17] ---**
Takato.
**[15:19] ---**
Let me drop you off at your place.
**[15:21] ---**
No, that's okay.
You start in the afternoon, don't you?
**[15:23] ---**
You'd better prepare.
**[15:25] ---**
Okay.
**[15:27] ---**
Then take this with you.
**[15:30] ---**
What is it?
**[15:31] ---**
Info on apartments.
**[15:34] ---**
Just so you know,
I'm not moving out of Naka-Meguro.
**[15:38] ---**
I know. All of the potential
apartments in there are in Naka-Meguro.
**[15:40] ---**
And I want the bathroom to have a window,
and I want a big balcony.
**[15:43] ---**
Sure.
**[15:44] ---**
Of course, it'll have to face south.
**[15:45] ---**
Takato.
**[15:51] ---**
That was my "see you later" kiss.
**[15:52] ---**
Once we're living together,
we can do this every day.
**[15:55] ---**
You...
**[15:57] ---**
I'm not so cheap
to let you do that every single day!
**[15:59] ---**
Get lost, dummy!
**[16:00] ---**
Idiot! Stupid angel!
**[16:03] ---**
I'll save up a lot of 1,000-yen bills
until we move in together.
**[16:07] ---**
So don't turn your face away from me so much.
**[16:15] ---**
Don't turn my face away?
**[16:17] ---**
That's your fault!
**[16:20] ---**
Damn it!
**[16:21] ---**
Why do I have to be so fidgety?
**[16:25] ---**
In the first place, I'm supposed to be
the cool, calm, collected type!
**[16:28] ---**
But because of him, that... that...
**[16:31] ---**
Ow!
**[16:32] ---**
I hit my ankle!
**[16:34] ---**
Jeez! Who is this?!
**[16:37] ---**
Mr. Sasaki.
**[16:39] ---**
Yes. Yes.
**[16:45] ---**
I never thought you would be involved
in something like this.
**[16:49] ---**
Well...
**[16:50] ---**
The "Weekly Tobun" comes out tomorrow.
**[16:52] ---**
No matter what we do now,
we can't stop it from being published.
**[16:56] ---**
This is going to cause a stir.
**[16:57] ---**
SCOOP
**[17:06] ---**
Saijo. I'm going to have to take you
off the picture.
**[17:11] ---**
I'm eliminating any risk.
**[17:13] ---**
Saijo, I told you that would apply to you, too.
**[17:17] ---**
Right.
**[17:18] ---**
I apologize.
**[17:20] ---**
Mr. Usaka, please w—
**[17:21] ---**
Please wait!
**[17:23] ---**
Azumaya, you can't just barge in there!
**[17:25] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[17:26] ---**
- We're leaving right now!
- Chunta.
**[17:28] ---**
I'm the other person in the photo.
**[17:30] ---**
WEEKLY TOBUN
**[17:30] ---**
So I've heard.
**[17:32] ---**
This is just a photo of me supporting Mr. Saijo
when he lost his footing on the stairs!
**[17:36] ---**
There's no sense making a fuss about it!
**[17:38] ---**
The public will decide
whether there's a fuss to be made or not.
**[17:41] ---**
Then if there is a fuss about it,
I'm responsible, too.
**[17:45] ---**
If you're cutting Mr. Saijo from the movie...
**[17:47] ---**
If I cut him, what will you do about it?
**[17:50] ---**
Are you telling me
that even though you're the lead,
**[17:53] ---**
you'll quit unless Takato Saijo is your co-star?
**[18:03] ---**
That's not what I'm saying.
**[18:06] ---**
I see. Then be very careful
about not feeding tasty tidbits to the media.
**[18:12] ---**
I'll be in touch about the rest.
**[18:14] ---**
- Y-Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
**[18:16] ---**
Mr. Usaka, I apologize for the trouble.
**[18:20] ---**
Takato, maybe you should think
about your future course.
**[18:24] ---**
For your sake and his.
**[18:33] ---**
Well, shall we go our separate ways?
**[18:36] ---**
R-Right.
**[18:37] ---**
I'm going back to the office,
but you should go home and relax, Takato.
**[18:42] ---**
You must be exhausted.
**[18:42] ---**
Sorry. Excuse me.
**[18:47] ---**
Takato!
**[18:51] ---**
Cool off a bit.
**[18:53] ---**
Think about yourself.
**[19:07] ---**
A handsome man makes a good picture
even when he's troubled.
**[19:11] ---**
Are you the one who took that photo?
**[19:13] ---**
- Yeah.
- You're talented.
**[19:15] ---**
You made it look
like something romantic was happening.
**[19:18] ---**
You're wasting your talent, though.
**[19:20] ---**
That photo wasn't tabloid-worthy.
**[19:22] ---**
In the end, it's a hoax.
**[19:24] ---**
Even without a definitive photo, people
enjoy looking at things in an amusing way.
**[19:30] ---**
A photo like that isn't even worth
the time it takes those "people" to look at it.
**[19:35] ---**
Then how about a photo like this?
**[19:42] ---**
Go ahead. Tear it up.
**[19:43] ---**
I've got the data.
**[19:45] ---**
Why?
**[19:47] ---**
It's a good photo, isn't it?
**[19:48] ---**
It's so good that I haven't even
sold it to the magazine yet.
**[19:51] ---**
Damn it! So why did you show it to me?!
**[19:55] ---**
To make a deal.
**[19:56] ---**
If you help me take an even better photo,
this one will never go to a publisher.
**[20:03] ---**
I'll let you make the decision.
**[20:05] ---**
Think about it.
**[20:13] ---**
"VIAL OF THE SUN"
**[20:15] ---**
CHUNTA
**[20:22] ---**
*Not yet.*
**[20:23] ---**
*I can't let it end like this!*
**[20:25] ---**
*Then...*
**[20:27] ---**
*I'll end it for you.*
**[20:36] ---**
*What a smart-aleck.*
**[20:38] ---**
*Not many actors have
this kind of overbearing magnetism.*
**[20:43] ---**
*There's nothing you can do
to turn off the charm.*
**[20:46] ---**
*That talent is a treasure.*
**[20:50] ---**
Well, I guess it can't be helped.
**[21:05] ---**
Takato!
**[21:06] ---**
Sorry for calling you over here.
**[21:10] ---**
No problem.
**[21:11] ---**
You remembered this place, Takato.
**[21:14] ---**
I guess I did.
**[21:16] ---**
You told me that gazing at these factories
at night help you calm down,
**[21:21] ---**
and you were right.
**[21:23] ---**
When I look at those clear lights,
I can face myself.
**[21:27] ---**
It's a good place.
**[21:28] ---**
I've made a lot of decisions here.
**[21:31] ---**
About work and my feelings for you, too.
**[21:37] ---**
I've made a decision too.
**[21:48] ---**
We're breaking up, Chunta.
**[23:25] ---**
What the hell are you hiding from me?
**[23:27] ---**
I'm just breaking up. That's all.
**[23:29] ---**
There's nothing behind it.
**[23:30] ---**
Liar.
**[23:31] ---**
It's not a lie.
**[23:34] ---**
hug 11
"If you're that in love with me, you can
have your way with me until you're done."
# 11 - If you're that in love with me, you can have your way with me until you're done.
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**[00:03] ---**
We're breaking up, Chunta.
**[00:08] ---**
That hurts. Brute strength.
**[00:10] ---**
If that's a joke, it isn't funny.
**[00:13] ---**
Takato, what the hell are you hiding from me?
**[00:16] ---**
I'm just breaking up.
There's nothing behind it.
**[00:19] ---**
Liar.
**[00:20] ---**
I'm not lying.
**[00:25] ---**
Do you really want to break up with me?
**[00:30] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:33] ---**
Sheesh.
**[00:34] ---**
You and those wild animal eyes.
**[00:37] ---**
This is the end.
**[00:38] ---**
If you're that in love with me, you can
have your way with me until you're done.
***SIGN*** hug 11 "If you're that in love with me, you can have your way with me until you're done."
**[02:19] ---**
You brought me to a fleabag hotel?
**[02:22] ---**
I chose an unpopular hotel in the suburbs.
**[02:26] ---**
Perfect for a night like tonight, isn't it?
**[02:28] ---**
Or would you prefer a fancy hotel
with a scenic night view?
**[02:33] ---**
This will do. Let's get it over with.
**[02:36] ---**
Then take off your clothes, everything.
**[02:43] ---**
The last time I had you do it
was when I had a cold.
**[02:51] ---**
Not yet, Takato?
**[02:54] ---**
Let me have my fill of you.
**[02:57] ---**
You're shivering. Are you okay?
**[03:00] ---**
Shut up! Don't say anything.
**[03:02] ---**
I'd like to keep my mouth shut,
**[03:04] ---**
but at this rate, the sun will come up
before I'm satisfied.
**[03:11] ---**
Will you be able to forget me?
**[03:15] ---**
Keep quiet.
**[03:17] ---**
Don't be so conceited.
**[03:19] ---**
In the morning,
I'll forget everything. Everything.
**[03:24] ---**
Big talk.
**[03:29] ---**
The sky's turning gray.
**[03:32] ---**
You can let me out here.
**[03:34] ---**
I'll drop you off at your apartment.
**[03:36] ---**
Otherwise you'd probably limp home.
**[03:38] ---**
Never mind. Let me out.
**[03:43] ---**
See you, Azumaya.
**[03:52] ---**
JIRO HASEGAWA
**[03:56] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[03:58] ---**
Regarding what we talked about, I'll accept it.
**[04:01] ---**
Right, a trade for the data.
**[04:07] ---**
Bye, Chunta.
**[04:09] ---**
THE WEEKLY TOBUN
**[04:09] ---**
THE WEEKLY ASASHIO
**[04:10] ---**
Did you see on the internet about Takato?
**[04:12] ---**
The "Tobun," right? Is it true?
**[04:14] ---**
They're hugging in the picture,
and Takato looks so serious.
**[04:19] ---**
Who's the other guy?
**[04:20] ---**
I really liked him. This is a shock!
**[04:20] ---**
SUPER IN LOVE?
DESTROYED
**[04:25] ---**
Oh, no! It's spreading
all over the social networks, too!
**[04:29] ---**
Naturally.
**[04:29] ---**
THE WEEKLY TOBUN
**[04:31] ---**
Nitto Talent may be able to make
a backroom deal with the industry,
**[04:34] ---**
but they can't keep people from talking.
**[04:38] ---**
Jeez. Whatever the truth is, anyone who would
put a spoke in the wheel of someone's romance
**[04:42] ---**
deserves to be kicked in the head by a horse.
**[04:45] ---**
Oh, my, after the hostility you've shown
for Takato, now you're sticking up for him?
**[04:51] ---**
I'm not sticking up for him.
But I appreciate him.
**[04:55] ---**
That boy definitely changed
ever since he co-starred with Takato.
**[05:01] ---**
Poor Azumaya. He's been like this all day.
**[05:06] ---**
I'm worried we won't get
our usual indifferent kid back.
**[05:09] ---**
Then it's true. Those two—
**[05:11] ---**
Ouch!
**[05:13] ---**
I have no intention of letting Jun
get married while I'm still breathing!
**[05:17] ---**
And if you spread the word that Jun's the one
in that photo, I'll have your head on a platter!
**[05:21] ---**
I won't say anything.
**[05:23] ---**
But still...
**[05:24] ---**
you can tell by Takato's face
in this picture that he's aroused.
**[05:27] ---**
I wonder if he took it.
**[05:29] ---**
He?
**[05:30] ---**
There are quiet rumors in the biz
about an oddly talented photographer.
**[05:36] ---**
His ability is wasted working for gossip rags.
**[05:38] ---**
Jurio, could you
look into that photographer for me?
**[05:45] ---**
Please, Jurio.
**[05:47] ---**
O-Of course!
I'll investigate him right away!
**[05:51] ---**
H-Hey, you!
**[05:52] ---**
Don't touch my Jun with your dirty face!
**[05:56] ---**
My face isn't dirty!
**[05:57] ---**
A normal person would say,
"Dirty hands"! Hands!
**[05:59] ---**
In your case, your face is dirty!
**[06:02] ---**
- Our faces are similar, bro!
- Your face looks like a hand!
**[06:04] ---**
My face does not look like a hand!
**[06:07] ---**
Are you saying that's the culprit's motive?
**[06:10] ---**
I don't get it.
**[06:12] ---**
You cops don't get it,
because you don't truly love people.
**[06:18] ---**
Okay, that'll do it!
**[06:19] ---**
You gave me a great shot, Saijo!
**[06:22] ---**
Thank you.
**[06:24] ---**
Nice work, Mr. Saijo.
**[06:26] ---**
I've been a fan of this drama
since the previous season.
**[06:29] ---**
You're really charming as the criminal.
**[06:34] ---**
Really? It's nice to hear that.
**[06:36] ---**
Mr. Saijo isn't acting any differently.
**[06:38] ---**
He's got a strong will.
**[06:40] ---**
Even though that article just came out.
**[06:43] ---**
I guess you have to be
shameless in this ind—
**[06:45] ---**
Shut up!
**[06:48] ---**
W-Work, work!
**[06:49] ---**
M-Me too!
**[06:53] ---**
*I'm not so weak
that a little stress throws me off.*
**[06:57] ---**
*Don't make light of me.*
**[07:02] ---**
Every time I look at this doll,
I think of how creepy it is.
**[07:07] ---**
*It's to commemorate our first beach date!*
**[07:10] ---**
For crying out loud.
He foisted this weird thing on me.
**[07:14] ---**
Really troublesome.
**[07:16] ---**
Good job!
**[07:18] ---**
M-Mr. Sakamaki!
**[07:20] ---**
Awesome, totally awesome!
Brilliant scene, as expected, Saijo!
**[07:27] ---**
Thanks.
**[07:28] ---**
Oh, yeah, about that article!
**[07:30] ---**
What bad luck!
**[07:31] ---**
I swear, the "Tobun,"
what a bunch of vultures!
**[07:35] ---**
Of course, I don't believe it!
**[07:39] ---**
You can't let some weekly magazine
get you down!
**[07:42] ---**
Right.
**[07:43] ---**
Brush it off! Cheer up!
**[07:47] ---**
Who brought this creepy doll thing in here?
**[07:52] ---**
Hey, everybody, listen up!
**[07:54] ---**
Who owns this cursed doll thing?
I'm going to throw it away!
**[07:59] ---**
*We match!*
**[08:01] ---**
It's...
**[08:02] ---**
It's mine.
**[08:04] ---**
Usaka? What are you doing here?
**[08:07] ---**
Observing. I was in the neighborhood.
**[08:10] ---**
Can I have that back, Producer Sakamaki?
**[08:14] ---**
H-Here you go...
**[08:16] ---**
Executive Producer Usaka.
**[08:18] ---**
It's a lovely doll!
**[08:21] ---**
Hm? There's a crack.
**[08:22] ---**
W-Well, I've got an important meeting today,
so I'd better get back!
**[08:29] ---**
Mr. Usaka.
**[08:32] ---**
Um, that's...
**[08:34] ---**
What? You want it?
**[08:37] ---**
No.
**[08:38] ---**
If you want it, I'll give it to you.
**[08:42] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:44] ---**
Why don't you and I have a talk, Takato?
**[08:50] ---**
Hey, Boss? It's Taguchi.
**[08:53] ---**
Yeah, yeah. No, no.
**[08:55] ---**
You don't have to worry about Azumaya at all.
**[08:59] ---**
Just the opposite.
**[09:02] ---**
What are you thinking?
**[09:05] ---**
Do you intend to come to hell with me?
**[09:08] ---**
I'm the only one who's going to hell, Kayo.
**[09:12] ---**
I would be willing to do anything
to get a smile from you.
**[09:17] ---**
Stop it!
**[09:20] ---**
Okay, okay! We got it!
**[09:23] ---**
He keeps getting better and better.
**[09:29] ---**
Azumaya, what happened to you?
**[09:32] ---**
I'm in awe.
You had me on the edge of my seat.
**[09:35] ---**
Oh, more than me?
**[09:38] ---**
Yurie!
**[09:40] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[09:41] ---**
Yurie Kurokawa always has me
on the edge of my seat!
**[09:44] ---**
That's okay. I hate to say it,
but you totally stole that scene.
**[09:49] ---**
Oh, no. I'm just desperately trying
to keep up with you, Ms. Kurokawa.
**[09:54] ---**
Desperately, huh?
**[09:56] ---**
Thank you for the cute lip service
with an innocent face.
**[10:00] ---**
It's true.
**[10:01] ---**
I wish you would give me more guidance,
Ms. Kurokawa.
**[10:06] ---**
If it wouldn't be a hassle.
**[10:10] ---**
Azumaya?
**[10:12] ---**
*What?! What happened to Jun?!*
**[10:14] ---**
*Tagu! Tagu! Hey, Taguchi!*
**[10:27] ---**
Where am I?
**[10:29] ---**
On the floor of my house, you souse.
**[10:32] ---**
Mr. Usaka?!
**[10:34] ---**
Then this curiously messy room is yours?
**[10:39] ---**
I see. Then you don't remember?
**[10:43] ---**
You don't remember coming over,
slugging down drinks,
**[10:45] ---**
getting drunk,
getting worked up, throwing up,
**[10:48] ---**
acting extremely odd,
and laying waste to my living room?
**[10:52] ---**
Sheesh. I figured you would break down
and sob. I'm glad you're fine.
**[10:57] ---**
Yep, I'm fine. My tears don't come cheap.
**[11:02] ---**
So not cute.
**[11:06] ---**
I really am sorry about all this.
**[11:10] ---**
You should be.
I still have spots to fill for the movie.
**[11:14] ---**
And the "Tobun" being the "Tobun," there's
no guarantee they don't have a second salvo.
**[11:18] ---**
If a definitive story comes out about my lead,
the whole movie will be canceled.
**[11:25] ---**
You don't have to worry about that.
**[11:28] ---**
How can you be so sure?
**[11:31] ---**
Don't shut up now.
**[11:32] ---**
If you think you caused me problems,
at least tell me about it.
**[11:37] ---**
I made a deal.
**[11:39] ---**
With the "Tobun"?
**[11:41] ---**
Directly with the photographer...
**[11:43] ---**
so he wouldn't release
any other photos with him in them.
**[11:46] ---**
And in exchange?
**[11:47] ---**
I have to let him take a "good photo" of me.
**[11:51] ---**
Are you an idiot?
**[11:53] ---**
It doesn't matter to me.
**[11:56] ---**
I may not be cast again
for a lead or major role,
**[12:00] ---**
but I'm clever and talented enough
to get work somewhere.
**[12:05] ---**
You don't know
what he's going to demand of you.
**[12:10] ---**
Probably something
where I have to get naked.
**[12:13] ---**
So I'll strip.
**[12:15] ---**
You're naive.
**[12:17] ---**
Mr. Usaka?
**[12:19] ---**
Brat. Don't you think
this is what he wants from you?
**[12:25] ---**
No! Hey!
**[12:28] ---**
I'm a man. I don't...
**[12:30] ---**
A man? Didn't Junta Azumaya
seek out this man to do things like this?
**[12:37] ---**
Listen, Takato.
**[12:39] ---**
What would you do
if I said I could go for you, too?
**[12:43] ---**
Mr. Usaka.
**[12:44] ---**
I'll test your resolve.
**[12:51] ---**
*What is this?*
**[12:53] ---**
*What is this feeling?*
**[12:55] ---**
Takato.
**[12:57] ---**
*Takato.*
**[12:58] ---**
*It's completely different
from being touched by him.*
**[13:02] ---**
*Damn it! I have resolve in spades!*
**[13:05] ---**
Mr. Usaka.
**[13:08] ---**
Forget it. If you're trembling like a leaf,
I'm not interested.
**[13:15] ---**
Maybe you're the one
who lacks resolve, Mr. Usaka.
**[13:17] ---**
If you really want to test me,
you should do it on your bed, not the floor.
**[13:23] ---**
You want to protect him that badly?
**[13:25] ---**
In this business, his talent is a treasure.
**[13:29] ---**
You would sacrifice your career?
**[13:32] ---**
Yes.
**[13:33] ---**
Are your 20 years that cheap?
**[13:36] ---**
They are cheap, compared to his talent.
**[13:44] ---**
Mr. Usaka, thank you for the advice.
**[13:49] ---**
I'm suddenly exhausted.
**[13:51] ---**
I thought you were smarter than this.
**[13:54] ---**
Huh? I thought you were
going to test my resolve.
**[14:00] ---**
As if I could have sex with someone
I've been watching since middle school.
**[14:04] ---**
Last week's magazine sold like hotcakes!
**[14:07] ---**
You're amazing, Hase!
**[14:10] ---**
Let me treat you to sushi!
**[14:12] ---**
Nah, I'm on a diet.
**[14:14] ---**
Oh, come on. Is that a poke at me?
**[14:18] ---**
Hase, I have a feeling
you're holding on to something even juicier.
**[14:23] ---**
You overestimate me.
**[14:25] ---**
It isn't overestimation.
**[14:27] ---**
Hase, I have a feeling you haven't been
completely tainted by this business yet.
**[14:32] ---**
I suspect you still have a dream.
**[14:36] ---**
A dream? I'm a first-class hyena.
**[14:39] ---**
I'm focused on making a living.
**[14:43] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[14:45] ---**
Bring me more stuff, Hase.
**[14:51] ---**
AUDITION FOR A DRAMA
**[14:51] ---**
*I got an audition for an upcoming drama!*
**[14:55] ---**
*Mr. Hasegawa,
make me look cute for my headshot.*
**[14:58] ---**
*You have talent, Hasegawa.*
**[15:00] ---**
*I hear you want to be a photographer?*
**[15:02] ---**
MAJOR ACTOR K CHEATING
WITH 19-YEAR-OLD IDOL
**[15:03] ---**
*I'll help you out however I can,
so in exchange, could you get me a shot?*
**[15:07] ---**
IDOL M DUMPED FROM GROUP FOR
HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN
**[15:07] ---**
*You need to work your way up the food chain.*
**[15:11] ---**
How could I have a dream
after making a living off of people's misery?
**[15:21] ---**
It's you.
**[15:22] ---**
Hello, Jiro Hasegawa.
**[15:26] ---**
I guess you have another incriminating photo?
**[15:29] ---**
You have a good nose.
**[15:30] ---**
Or did you hear it from Takato Saijo?
**[15:34] ---**
He didn't tell me anything.
**[15:37] ---**
It's a good shot.
**[15:39] ---**
Why is someone as talented as you
doing this kind of work?
**[15:44] ---**
*You're wasting your talent.*
**[15:46] ---**
*You're too good for the tabloids.*
**[15:49] ---**
You're saying more or less the same thing.
**[15:52] ---**
So what do you want?
**[15:54] ---**
I want you to destroy all traces of this photo.
**[15:58] ---**
Yeah, I figured.
**[16:00] ---**
Yes. The day this photo hits the newsstands,
my current partner is likely to get jealous.
**[16:07] ---**
After seeing a photo of me and my ex, you know?
**[16:11] ---**
So that rumor is true?
**[16:15] ---**
That's right.
**[16:17] ---**
This photo is already past its expiration date.
**[16:20] ---**
If you want to take
an even more interesting photo,
**[16:23] ---**
come and see me anytime.
**[16:24] ---**
I'll provide you with an up-to-date topic.
**[16:28] ---**
Yurie Kurokawa gives a matching ring
to the man she gets along well with.
**[16:35] ---**
And Takato Saijo
was trying to protect a man like that.
**[16:42] ---**
*I haven't heard back from that photographer.*
**[16:45] ---**
*What's going on?*
**[16:49] ---**
Hello. Do you have a few minutes?
**[16:53] ---**
If you're seen with me, you'll be in trouble.
**[16:56] ---**
You went to the trouble of buying a "Tobun"?
**[16:59] ---**
It's funny when I imagine it.
**[17:01] ---**
Go ahead and laugh if you like.
**[17:04] ---**
SCOOP
**[17:04] ---**
This is him, isn't it?
**[17:10] ---**
You don't trust me, huh?
**[17:11] ---**
I won't tell anyone.
**[17:13] ---**
I'm just concerned about you
as a colleague whom I respect.
**[17:17] ---**
That's not like you.
**[17:19] ---**
That's mean.
**[17:20] ---**
You don't have to worry about me.
**[17:22] ---**
Nobody will take any more photos like that.
**[17:25] ---**
What does that mean?
**[17:27] ---**
Aside from work, Azumaya and I
aren't going to see each other again.
**[17:33] ---**
Then...
**[17:37] ---**
Are you sure that's what you want?
**[17:41] ---**
Jeez. This is no time for you
to be fussing over somebody else.
**[17:45] ---**
After our play, weren't you flooded with offers?
**[17:50] ---**
Well, yes, thanks to you.
**[17:53] ---**
But that's neither here nor there.
**[17:55] ---**
It's about you, Mr. Saijo.
**[17:57] ---**
What?!
**[17:59] ---**
You need to work hard now.
**[18:01] ---**
Focus on your work.
**[18:02] ---**
You have no reason to obsess over crap.
**[18:05] ---**
Crap?
**[18:08] ---**
You refuse to complain, huh?
**[18:11] ---**
Even though I'm ready to console you.
**[18:15] ---**
I haven't fallen so far
that I need to be consoled by a neophyte.
**[18:19] ---**
See you.
**[18:21] ---**
Again, focus.
**[18:24] ---**
Damn it!
**[18:26] ---**
Yeah right, obsessing.
And this is the furthest thing from crap.
**[18:31] ---**
Putting up a bold front.
**[18:35] ---**
Hey!
**[18:37] ---**
What the hell are you doing?
**[18:39] ---**
Is it true you broke up?
**[18:41] ---**
You're the one who said
you wouldn't let him go.
**[18:47] ---**
No response?
**[18:49] ---**
If you broke up, it's better for me.
**[18:51] ---**
Then I can take Mr. Saijo
without having to hold ba—
**[18:55] ---**
The car's here, Jun!
**[18:59] ---**
Coming.
**[19:02] ---**
Oh. Weren't you having a conversation?
**[19:04] ---**
No, it's nothing important.
**[19:07] ---**
Hey!
**[19:08] ---**
Yurie, did you change your perfume?
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, you noticed?
**[19:14] ---**
Mr. Ayagi!
**[19:15] ---**
What did you mean by "take"?
**[19:17] ---**
Hey, brat.
**[19:19] ---**
What's their relationship?
**[19:23] ---**
You mean Junta and Yurie?
**[19:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:27] ---**
They've been close recently.
**[19:29] ---**
I'm a little jealous.
**[19:32] ---**
What the hell is he thinking?
**[19:38] ---**
You haven't contacted me, so I thought maybe
that promise was voided, Mr. Hasegawa.
**[19:44] ---**
Yeah. Sorry to break the news.
**[19:48] ---**
Today's "Tobun." Something's in here?
**[19:52] ---**
YURIE'S BOYS #14
IS SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR
**[19:53] ---**
This...
**[19:54] ---**
I took the photo.
**[19:56] ---**
Or to be more accurate,
the opportunity was given to me.
**[20:00] ---**
Junta Azumaya himself hinted that
he was in a relationship with Yurie Kurokawa.
**[20:05] ---**
How could this happen?
**[20:07] ---**
He said it would cause trouble
if a photo of him with his ex were published.
**[20:12] ---**
You two broke up, huh?
**[20:17] ---**
Well, it is what it is.
**[20:20] ---**
Unfortunately, the story about you and your
former boyfriend is past its expiration date.
**[20:25] ---**
That's better for you, right?
**[20:27] ---**
You don't have to sell your body
for a guy who replaced you overnight.
**[20:35] ---**
That idiot!
**[20:37] ---**
What the hell is he doing?!
**[20:38] ---**
Letting himself become a gossip item
with "Tobun" regular Yurie Kurokawa!
**[20:40] ---**
YURIE'S BOYS #14
IS SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR
**[20:43] ---**
Whatever!
**[20:45] ---**
That moron! Stupid angel!
**[20:47] ---**
Idiot! Idiot.
**[20:50] ---**
But I'm an idiot, too.
**[20:53] ---**
*Even though I'm the one who broke up
with him, I didn't think he'd date someone else.*
**[21:01] ---**
*I'm embarrassed at my own arrogance
and the fact that I'm hurt.*
**[21:05] ---**
I'm cold.
**[21:08] ---**
*Even though he isn't here,
it seems like his scent has sunk in.*
**[21:13] ---**
*And the hand he touched me with.*
**[21:15] ---**
*His whispering voice, too.*
**[21:17] ---**
*Takato, show me your face.*
**[21:21] ---**
*I remember.*
**[21:22] ---**
*That's how much he's been in this room...*
**[21:25] ---**
*how much we've made love in this bed...*
**[21:29] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[21:30] ---**
*I'm desperately following his traces.*
**[21:34] ---**
*I'm thinking things I shouldn't be thinking.*
**[21:36] ---**
*I want him to touch me again.*
**[21:41] ---**
*His hands are so much bigger than mine*
**[21:43] ---**
*and harder.*
**[21:46] ---**
*More...*
**[21:48] ---**
I'm such a fool.
**[21:50] ---**
*His hands will never touch me again.*
**[23:25] ---**
Wh-What?
**[23:29] ---**
- I did it!
- Did what?!
**[23:30] ---**
I had it engraved.
**[23:34] ---**
What does it say?
**[23:36] ---**
hug 12
"mi tesoro."
**[23:38] ---**
The meaning is a secret.
# 12 - mi tesoro.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6QW9J2Z6/dakaichi--im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year-)
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**[00:01] ---**
*It's been raining all the time lately.
I can't remember the last blue sky.*
**[00:05] ---**
Thank you.
I look forward to working with you again.
**[00:10] ---**
*What are you thinking
when you look at the sky...*
**[00:14] ---**
*so dark gray that it's as if it's been blocked off?*
***SIGN*** hug 12 mi tesoro
**[01:52] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[01:54] ---**
Mr. Sasaki.
**[01:56] ---**
All right, we renewed the contract again
this year for the Takane commercials.
**[02:01] ---**
Thank you for seeing him, Takato.
**[02:04] ---**
Well, after that article came out,
I wanted to apologize to President Takane.
**[02:11] ---**
Yes, although he said he didn't care about that.
**[02:15] ---**
So we're good.
**[02:17] ---**
Sorry.
**[02:23] ---**
Sure is coming down.
**[02:25] ---**
By the way, Takato...
**[02:27] ---**
we're having octopus dumplings
at my house tonight.
**[02:31] ---**
Here you go, Nana!
**[02:34] ---**
Thank you! You're good at this, Takato!
**[02:38] ---**
Really?
**[02:39] ---**
This is great! They look delicious!
**[02:44] ---**
Nana, you're wearing that hair ornament.
**[02:47] ---**
Yeah! I love everything you give me, Takato.
**[02:52] ---**
Thunk!
**[02:53] ---**
Nana, I'll make the next batch
of dumplings right away!
**[02:54] ---**
She's got you wrapped around her finger.
**[02:57] ---**
Papa, don't talk like I'm a bad woman.
**[03:00] ---**
That's right, Mr. Sasaki.
**[03:01] ---**
She's inherited her brilliant public relations
skills from her former idol mother.
**[03:05] ---**
Taku, I finished the side dishes.
Would you take them over?
**[03:08] ---**
Coming.
**[03:10] ---**
Taku, wait. Would you sample this first?
**[03:13] ---**
Is it too salty?
**[03:16] ---**
Let's see.
**[03:18] ---**
It's good.
**[03:20] ---**
*Takato.*
**[03:21] ---**
*Takato!*
**[03:23] ---**
Would you sample this?
**[03:25] ---**
Sure.
**[03:26] ---**
Here. Open wide.
**[03:29] ---**
Taka... Takato?
**[03:32] ---**
What's wrong?
**[03:34] ---**
Nothing.
**[03:35] ---**
Okay, let's keep grilling!
**[03:37] ---**
Takato, you look lonely.
**[03:42] ---**
Nana.
**[03:45] ---**
I'll be fine.
**[03:53] ---**
She's fast asleep.
**[03:56] ---**
Oof.
**[04:00] ---**
Nana was so happy,
since she hadn't seen you in a while.
**[04:04] ---**
She was in high spirits.
**[04:06] ---**
I notice that Mr. Sasaki
only wears his wedding ring at home.
**[04:10] ---**
That's right. He said
he'd be worried about losing it outside.
**[04:14] ---**
Taku has a tendency to lose things.
**[04:17] ---**
What is it like wearing a ring?
**[04:20] ---**
What kind of question is that?
**[04:22] ---**
After you quit show business, Rina,
you and Mr. Sasaki became a couple,
**[04:26] ---**
and now you're wearing a wedding ring.
**[04:29] ---**
I was wondering what that's like.
**[04:33] ---**
Determination, I guess.
**[04:36] ---**
Determination?
**[04:37] ---**
Yes. The determination to be happy with him.
**[04:41] ---**
I think that's what I felt
when I first put this on.
**[04:45] ---**
The determination to be happy.
**[04:49] ---**
Takato?
**[04:51] ---**
Ri. I've got this.
**[04:53] ---**
Oh, right.
**[04:57] ---**
Well, why don't we have another drink or two?
**[05:00] ---**
Mr. Sasaki. I'm sure you've picked up
on my relationship with him.
**[05:06] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:08] ---**
I told him we were breaking up.
**[05:11] ---**
During my 20 years as an actor,
I've never really been attracted to anyone.
**[05:17] ---**
That's why I want to protect his talent.
**[05:20] ---**
Even if that is my ego talking.
**[05:23] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:24] ---**
I was determined to steer clear of him,
even if he bore a grudge against me for it.
**[05:30] ---**
I was determined...
**[05:32] ---**
but I wasn't mentally prepared
to be separated from him.
**[05:41] ---**
The thing about choices
is you don't have to make just one.
**[05:47] ---**
Try being a little more honest with yourself
and just a tad greedy.
**[05:52] ---**
Whatever path you go down,
I'll be there to find the work
**[05:55] ---**
that's the most fitting
for the Takato Saijo at the time...
**[05:59] ---**
and of course Taguchi is a real go-getter.
**[06:02] ---**
I think you've become even more charming
after meeting Azumaya.
**[06:09] ---**
Mr. Sasaki.
**[06:12] ---**
I hope it stops raining soon.
**[06:24] ---**
Oh.
**[06:29] ---**
Thanks for doing this for me, Yurie.
**[06:32] ---**
Sure, sure.
How could I refuse those puppy-dog eyes?
**[06:36] ---**
Excuse me, Saijo.
**[06:38] ---**
Have a good day.
**[06:44] ---**
Not getting on?
**[06:55] ---**
*The mood in here is oppressive.*
**[06:57] ---**
*But I haven't been this close to him
in a long time.*
**[07:03] ---**
*If I reached out my arm, I would touch him.*
**[07:06] ---**
*Is he using those big hands
on someone other than me?*
**[07:10] ---**
*Is he making love with Yurie Kurokawa?*
**[07:14] ---**
Do you think I'm going to do something?
**[07:18] ---**
You have this hungry look on your face.
**[07:21] ---**
Who looks like that?!
**[07:24] ---**
That's...
**[07:28] ---**
I don't have that look on my face.
**[07:37] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:40] ---**
How about you? It's no fair for you to have
that expression after breaking up with me.
**[07:49] ---**
Chun...
**[07:54] ---**
Excuse me.
**[08:00] ---**
*Idiot.*
**[08:03] ---**
*I'm an idiot.*
**[08:05] ---**
*I was hoping he would embrace me.*
**[08:15] ---**
Okay!
**[08:16] ---**
Ms. Kurokawa and Azumaya,
we've got all your scenes!
**[08:20] ---**
And that's a wrap for this series.
**[08:23] ---**
Good work!
**[08:24] ---**
Thank you. Great job, everyone.
**[08:26] ---**
Great job, Yurie.
**[08:29] ---**
Sheesh. You're the only one here who still
looks like he's heading for the crucial scene.
**[08:34] ---**
You're a bad boy with an angelic face.
**[08:38] ---**
Junta, the media is on standby outside,
and they're totally psyched.
**[08:43] ---**
Thanks. I feel bad for roping you in, too,
Narumiya, but I appreciate it.
**[08:47] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[08:50] ---**
And now the finishing touch.
**[08:53] ---**
TOBUN'S FALSE REPORT!!
**[08:55] ---**
WEEKLY HOUSEWIFE
**[08:55] ---**
TOBUN'S FALSE REPORT!!
FOOLED BY AN ACTOR'S
PERFORMANCE!!
**[08:56] ---**
It looks like the story about Azumaya
and Yurie Kuro was fake news.
**[08:57] ---**
ACTOR FOOLS THE TOBUN
COMPLETELY FABRICATED
**[08:58] ---**
SECRET LOVE AFFAIR BETWEEN THE TWO REALLY
A HOAX CONCOCTED BY THEM AND CREW
**[09:00] ---**
The drama's official blog and Ryo's SNS
has photos of the whole cast
**[09:03] ---**
taken at the same place as that photo scoop.
**[09:05] ---**
I WENT TO A CAFE WITH THE STAFF
AND MISS YURIE
AND JUNTA TREATED US!!
SUPER HAPPY!!
ARE THESE TWO A GODDESS AND AN ARCHANGEL?!?!?!
OH, I BORROWED THE SUNGLASSES FROM MS. YURIE~!
**[09:08] ---**
The "Tobun" totally blew it.
**[09:10] ---**
Now we'll never know
if romantic photos of Takato are real.
**[09:16] ---**
Smooth move by Azumaya.
**[09:19] ---**
The "Tobun" is getting slagged.
**[09:22] ---**
Fake news can take a publication down.
**[09:24] ---**
I bet the staff of "Tobun"
are crapping their pants.
**[09:28] ---**
What is he thinking?
**[09:30] ---**
He's probably got one thing on his mind.
**[09:34] ---**
Oh, yeah, I heard they're doing PR today
for the final episode of "Witch's Drip."
**[09:38] ---**
*From the drama "Witch's Drip," we have
with us Yurie Kurokawa and Junta Azumaya.*
**[09:46] ---**
There he is.
**[09:48] ---**
*The two of you have prepared
for the role of lovers,*
**[09:51] ---**
*and in the final episode,
we'll see if that pays off.*
**[09:54] ---**
I can't wait to see it tonight.
**[09:56] ---**
Thanks to extensive rehearsing
with Ms. Kurokawa,
**[09:58] ---**
we filmed a final episode
that should really satisfy the audience.
**[10:01] ---**
I hope everyone sees it.
**[10:04] ---**
Both of your performances
even fooled the media.
**[10:09] ---**
We weren't intending
to trick anyone, though. Right?
**[10:13] ---**
No, not at all.
**[10:15] ---**
By the way,
I'd like to make an announcement.
**[10:18] ---**
What is it?
**[10:19] ---**
The "Tobun’s" previous scoop,
the photo of Takato Saijo,
**[10:22] ---**
I was the other person in the picture.
**[10:28] ---**
Mr. Saijo happened to miss
his footing on the stairs,
**[10:31] ---**
and I just supported him so he wouldn't fall.
**[10:33] ---**
Mr. Saijo seems suave,
but he's actually pretty clumsy.
**[10:36] ---**
When we worked together before,
**[10:39] ---**
I once saw him stumble
over a piece of machinery in the corner.
**[10:42] ---**
He's more absent-minded
than his image suggests, but that's cute.
**[10:45] ---**
R-Really?
**[10:47] ---**
That's surprising
and is kind of a scoop on its own.
**[10:51] ---**
Incidentally, Mr. Saijo and I have plans
to move in with each other soon.
**[10:55] ---**
You mean you two, um...
**[10:58] ---**
As an actor, there's no one
I admire more than Mr. Saijo.
**[11:03] ---**
I want to learn all I can from him
right by his side.
**[11:05] ---**
Th-That makes sense!
**[11:07] ---**
That's wonderful!
**[11:15] ---**
I definitely don't want
to make an enemy out of that bastard.
**[11:18] ---**
AFTER LEAVING THE AFTER-PARTY RESTAURANT,
A DRUNK SAIJO STEALS ANOTHER STAFF MEMBER'S
SWEATER AND TRIES TO GO HOME
**[11:19] ---**
But if this is the deal, then maybe I'll join in.
**[11:20] ---**
POST
**[11:29] ---**
CLUMSY
**[11:29] ---**
JUNTA AZUMAYA
TOBUN ADMITS ERROR
**[11:29] ---**
RECOMMENDED TRENDS
TAKATO SAIJO
**[11:31] ---**
That jackass. Who is he calling clumsy?
**[11:35] ---**
Now everyone who's ever worked with you
**[11:37] ---**
is tweeting their stories
of "Takato's clumsiest moments."
**[11:43] ---**
Even Mr. Nakata.
**[11:45] ---**
It's fine.
It looks like you're more popular than ever.
**[11:49] ---**
I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM ALL OVER AGAIN!
**[11:49] ---**
CLUMSY TAKATO IS CUTE
**[11:49] ---**
Take a look.
**[11:51] ---**
So what should we do?
**[11:53] ---**
He got the drop on you
by announcing you're going to live together.
**[11:58] ---**
Mr. Sasaki, I want to go to a certain shop.
**[12:01] ---**
A shop?
**[12:03] ---**
Prepare yourself. I'm going
to show you something, so be ready.
**[12:08] ---**
I see.
**[12:12] ---**
We were screwed over, huh?
**[12:14] ---**
Yes. We certainly were.
**[12:17] ---**
Because of this,
people will lose trust in me and you, too.
**[12:21] ---**
I've especially got a lot of enemies, so I'm
sure they'll take advantage of this to strike.
**[12:27] ---**
I'm sorry, Mr. Tabe.
**[12:30] ---**
I don't blame you.
**[12:31] ---**
He was clever.
**[12:34] ---**
And I don't think you're cut out
for this sleazy line of work, Hase.
**[12:39] ---**
I thought it suited me.
**[12:43] ---**
I know an editor of an art magazine
who's looking for a good photographer.
**[12:48] ---**
He's a decent guy, so I'll introduce you.
**[12:50] ---**
What about you?
**[12:52] ---**
I'm about ready to take it easy myself,
so I'm thinking of getting off this ride
**[12:56] ---**
and requesting a reassignment
to the food reporting bureau.
**[12:59] ---**
That's where my real interest lies.
**[13:01] ---**
Mr. Tabe...
**[13:03] ---**
thank you for all of your help.
**[13:11] ---**
If you ever do a solo exhibition, invite me.
**[13:20] ---**
Takato Saijo and Junta Azumaya.
**[13:23] ---**
I really want to get a shot of you two.
**[13:31] ---**
Here's your ring back.
**[13:34] ---**
I apologize for getting you involved in my plan.
**[13:38] ---**
To me, it wasn't "your plan."
**[13:40] ---**
I'm an actress. I'll do anything
to draw attention to my work.
**[13:45] ---**
Ms. Kurokawa,
it's been an honor to perform with you.
**[13:49] ---**
If you talk like that, your boyfriend
right behind you will get jealous.
**[13:56] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[13:59] ---**
- I came here to pick you up!
- Pick me up?
**[14:02] ---**
- Azumaya.
- Yes?
**[14:04] ---**
If you really want to wear a ring someday,
I'll be around.
**[14:08] ---**
Maybe next time we'll put it on your left hand?
**[14:11] ---**
No.
**[14:14] ---**
I've got a contract with all of this guy's fingers,
not just this one.
**[14:19] ---**
Well, how greedy.
**[14:22] ---**
I've made up my mind.
I'm determined to be greedy.
**[14:25] ---**
Takato.
**[14:28] ---**
Let's go home, Chunta.
**[14:34] ---**
Hey! We're still by the front door!
**[14:39] ---**
Chunta! Wai–
**[14:44] ---**
Without you, this room was just a box.
**[14:49] ---**
You made an unholy deal
with that cameraman, didn't you?
**[14:54] ---**
You're just as unholy!
**[14:56] ---**
You might as well have been selling yourself!
**[14:58] ---**
When I was trying to protect you!
**[15:01] ---**
I turned the tables on you.
**[15:03] ---**
In the first place,
I never said I wanted you to protect me.
**[15:07] ---**
What?!
**[15:09] ---**
Did you really think I would be satisfied
if you got hurt on my behalf?
**[15:14] ---**
I didn't have a choice!
**[15:16] ---**
I couldn't let your talent
be dragged through the mud!
**[15:20] ---**
You don't get it.
**[15:21] ---**
Get what?!
**[15:23] ---**
You may care about my talent,
but you're everything to me, Takato Saijo!
**[15:30] ---**
E-Everything. That's...
**[15:33] ---**
Takato, you changed me.
**[15:37] ---**
I didn't do anything.
**[15:40] ---**
It isn't fair that you made me
into the man I am, but don't even realize it.
**[15:44] ---**
What the hell?
**[15:46] ---**
What the hell? You're the one who isn't fair.
**[15:49] ---**
I wasn't... I wasn't like this before.
**[15:53] ---**
You changed me.
**[15:56] ---**
Show me your face.
**[15:58] ---**
No.
**[16:00] ---**
Look at me, and tell me the truth.
**[16:04] ---**
Did you have sex with...
**[16:06] ---**
Did you have sex with Yurie Kurokawa?!
**[16:10] ---**
Takato.
**[16:12] ---**
I hated the idea!
**[16:13] ---**
I hated the thought of you
with anyone but me!
**[16:16] ---**
The truth is I hated
that you weren't by my side!
**[16:20] ---**
The truth... The truth is...
**[16:23] ---**
I didn't want to break up.
**[16:27] ---**
Please live...
**[16:30] ---**
with me forever.
**[16:37] ---**
I'll do whatever I have to do
to make sure we stay together.
**[16:41] ---**
I told you that before, didn't I?
**[16:43] ---**
When we run away, when we fight,
we'll do it together.
**[16:45] ---**
Chun...
**[16:46] ---**
So please don't ever leave me again.
**[16:54] ---**
Regarding Ms. Kurokawa,
she only helped me with my plan.
**[16:58] ---**
We didn't have any kind
of romantic entanglement.
**[17:01] ---**
You're the only one I want to make love to.
**[17:04] ---**
I wanted to put my hands on you so badly.
**[17:07] ---**
Me, too, Chunta.
**[17:11] ---**
*I wanted you to touch me.*
**[17:17] ---**
*Say, I wonder what happened to the flowers
we picked on that desert island.*
**[17:22] ---**
*Did one get left behind on the beach,
while the other was swept away by a wave?*
**[17:29] ---**
*No. I'm sure...*
**[17:32] ---**
*I'm sure they're together.*
**[17:35] ---**
No.
**[17:36] ---**
Stay here a little longer.
**[17:41] ---**
We'll continue this in bed.
**[17:50] ---**
Takato is in my bed.
**[17:53] ---**
*He's radiant.*
**[17:55] ---**
Idiot.
**[17:58] ---**
*I see. It stopped raining.*
**[18:16] ---**
*Um, where's my...*
**[18:19] ---**
There!
**[18:28] ---**
These are a couple's rings.
**[18:30] ---**
You were awake?
**[18:32] ---**
I was.
**[18:33] ---**
Really?
**[18:34] ---**
Takato, thank you.
**[18:36] ---**
I'll treasure this my whole life.
No, even after I die.
**[18:39] ---**
Don't exaggerate.
**[18:41] ---**
And don't wear it outside much.
**[18:43] ---**
Huh? Come to think of it,
I'm surprised you knew my size.
**[18:47] ---**
Oh, no, I just guessed.
**[18:50] ---**
Luckily, it fits perfectly.
**[18:53] ---**
*Of course I knew. After all the times
that hand has touched me...*
**[18:57] ---**
I've got it!
**[18:59] ---**
Lend me your ring for just a little bit, Takato.
**[19:03] ---**
Okay.
**[19:04] ---**
Wait there for a few minutes.
**[19:08] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:14] ---**
- Finished!
- Finished what?!
**[19:15] ---**
I engraved it.
**[19:19] ---**
What does it say?
**[19:22] ---**
"Mi tesoro."
**[19:25] ---**
The meaning is a secret.
**[19:27] ---**
S-Secret.
**[19:30] ---**
You're a man with too many mysteries!
**[19:33] ---**
You even got the better of the "Tobun."
**[19:35] ---**
Well, I couldn't forgive them.
**[19:37] ---**
I'm the only one
who gets to take peeping photos of you.
**[19:39] ---**
SNEAK PHOTOGRAPHY IS NEVER OKAY!!
**[19:39] ---**
I'm surprised you can say that
with a straight face, you stalking angel!
**[19:46] ---**
What's this?
**[19:48] ---**
JIRO HASEGAWA INVESTIGATION FILE
**[19:49] ---**
MR. HASEGAWA LIKES CREAM BUNS
MORE THAN MELON BUNS
**[19:49] ---**
BACK ALLEY BAR
**[19:52] ---**
Scary.
**[19:54] ---**
Well, I think they learned their lesson.
**[19:57] ---**
I don't know, but I think
you're scarier than any of them.
**[20:05] ---**
USAKA
**[20:07] ---**
Mr. Usaka?
**[20:12] ---**
It seems you covered for yourself.
**[20:15] ---**
Unfortunately, a replacement for Saijo's role in
the sequel to "Midday Star" hasn't been decided.
**[20:20] ---**
Then...
**[20:22] ---**
Yes. I'm back to the original line of thinking.
**[20:27] ---**
But although these recent incidents ended well,
**[20:31] ---**
I'm sure it has had
a considerable effect on your image.
**[20:35] ---**
So as a way for you two
to rehabilitate your image beforehand...
**[20:40] ---**
I've prepared a job for you.
**[20:42] ---**
A job?
**[20:44] ---**
A two-man show
for Takato Saijo and Junta Azumaya.
**[20:50] ---**
You'll show your abilities as actors
and silence any naysayers.
**[20:55] ---**
Azumaya.
**[20:56] ---**
Of course we'll do it.
**[20:59] ---**
Then it's settled.
**[21:00] ---**
I'll send the details later
to your offices.
**[21:17] ---**
Huh?
**[21:19] ---**
Usa!
**[21:20] ---**
Arisu.
**[21:23] ---**
Long time, no see.
**[21:24] ---**
AN ISLAND IN JUNE
6:00 PM ~ 4:00 AM
**[21:28] ---**
We'll get serious about living together
after our play is a success.
**[21:32] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[21:33] ---**
This is no time for moving.
**[21:35] ---**
We have to focus on the play!
**[21:37] ---**
We need to nail this!
**[21:41] ---**
Understood. We'll definitely make it a success!
**[21:45] ---**
Your first play is a two-man show with me.
**[21:47] ---**
I feel sorry for you.
**[21:49] ---**
Bring it on.
**[21:50] ---**
- I'm not gonna lose!
- I won't lose!
**[23:34] ---**
hug 13
"fu-fu-fuuuun ♪"
# 13 - fu-fu-fuuuun ♪
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***SIGN*** hug 13 "fu-fu-fuuuun ♪"
**[00:13] ---**
Um...
**[00:29] ---**
Almost Christmas, huh?
**[00:30] ---**
I'm looking forward to it. Aren't you?
**[00:31] ---**
Mitsuya Production
Junta Azumaya
**[00:32] ---**
How do you usually spend Christmas, Takato?
**[00:37] ---**
How?
**[00:37] ---**
Nitto Talent Agency
Takato Saijo
**[00:39] ---**
Working, of course.
**[00:41] ---**
When you get to be an actor at my level,
**[00:42] ---**
you're so busy that you don't have time
to be interested in Christmas.
**[00:46] ---**
Really?
**[00:48] ---**
But this year, you only have one photo shoot
for a magazine on Christmas,
**[00:52] ---**
so you can take it easy, right?
**[00:53] ---**
How do you know my schedule?!
**[00:56] ---**
It was Mr. Sasaki again!
**[00:58] ---**
I can't wait to spend Christmas Eve
with you, Takato!
**[01:01] ---**
Well, I guess I'll go along
with whatever you've got.
**[01:05] ---**
You're reading "aniani"?
**[01:07] ---**
My manager, Mr. Taguchi, gave it to me.
**[01:09] ---**
He said I'm in it.
**[01:11] ---**
Huh.
**[01:13] ---**
What's this?!
**[01:14] ---**
#1 JUNTA AZUMAYA
#2 TAKATO SAIJO
**[01:14] ---**
RANKING OF MEN YOU WOULD LIKE
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH
**[01:15] ---**
"Men You Would Like
to Spend Christmas With"?!
**[01:18] ---**
Yeah, a new ranking.
**[01:22] ---**
Women like that kind of thing.
**[01:25] ---**
*I'm in second place. Second place again.*
**[01:28] ---**
I'll prepare for Christmas, so leave it to me!
**[01:33] ---**
I'll do it.
**[01:35] ---**
I'll plan Christmas.
**[01:38] ---**
But are you sure?
**[01:40] ---**
You've only ever worked on Christmas, right?
**[01:42] ---**
There's nothing I can't do!
**[01:45] ---**
Just watch.
I'll make this an awesome Christmas,
**[01:47] ---**
the likes of which the world
has never seen before!
**[01:49] ---**
Okay. I'm looking forward to it.
**[01:57] ---**
*This is bad.*
**[01:58] ---**
*I haven't been able to prepare
for Christmas at all.*
**[02:00] ---**
LIMITED TIME
ILLUMINATION EVENT
INFORMATION
**[02:02] ---**
*I did a lot of research, but all
of the options were somewhat lacking.*
**[02:06] ---**
Takato, is everything ready?
**[02:10] ---**
You bet!
**[03:48] ---**
Nice! Nice! Takato, you're the best!
**[03:48] ---**
Photographer
Jurio Mitsudani
**[03:53] ---**
*That's right. I'm the best.*
**[03:56] ---**
*But as for Christmas...*
**[03:58] ---**
*I enjoyed it as a kid,
but about ten years after leaving home,*
**[04:03] ---**
*I had no lover, no friends,
and was up to my neck with work.*
**[04:07] ---**
*After I got through work,
I'd go home alone and catch my breath.*
**[04:11] ---**
*Lately, I've treated Christmas itself
as if it were a dead person,*
**[04:15] ---**
*acting as if it didn't even exist this time of year.*
**[04:20] ---**
*So I'm a beginner at Christmas,
but I refuse to let myself lower the bar!*
**[04:23] ---**
*I need to do something
that makes his jaw drop!*
**[04:28] ---**
Takato, more tempestuous! More sensual!
**[04:32] ---**
*More! More!*
**[04:35] ---**
Ecstasy!
**[04:39] ---**
That'll do it.
**[04:40] ---**
I got a lot of great shots.
**[04:42] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[04:44] ---**
No, thank you.
**[04:46] ---**
You really did great work.
**[04:48] ---**
I feel like you've become even dreamier lately.
**[04:52] ---**
Like you've got even more sexual allure.
**[04:55] ---**
Just looking at you through the viewfinder
got me aroused!
**[05:00] ---**
It's all thanks to your skill as a photographer.
**[05:02] ---**
No, it's the pheromones
oozing out from deep inside your body!
**[05:08] ---**
It seems you've got someone
who's good at bringing out that side of you.
**[05:11] ---**
Bringing out?
No, I haven't the slightest idea what you mean.
**[05:16] ---**
It's Christmas Eve tonight.
Have a lovely evening.
**[05:21] ---**
Yes. The shoot finished early.
**[05:25] ---**
Yes, I'm at the cafe downstairs.
**[05:31] ---**
*I'm not doing this to copy anyone.*
**[05:33] ---**
*This is just to get some idea
about what average people do on Christmas.*
**[05:37] ---**
*No. I can't arrange it in time.*
**[05:39] ---**
*No. My pride wouldn't allow it.*
**[05:42] ---**
*No! I can't play the guitar!*
**[05:47] ---**
Knitting?
**[05:48] ---**
Yeah. We match.
**[05:48] ---**
Newlywed couple
Miki
**[05:48] ---**
Newlywed couple
Tomo
**[05:53] ---**
Is it too embarrassing?
**[05:55] ---**
Don't wear it if you don't want to.
**[05:57] ---**
It's super warm, Miki.
**[05:59] ---**
I love you, Tomo!
**[06:02] ---**
*I thought matching outfits were ridiculous,*
**[06:04] ---**
*but maybe it works, depending on
the person's character and situation.*
**[06:08] ---**
*So Christmas is a time for dramatics.*
**[06:11] ---**
*Drama! That's it.*
**[06:13] ---**
*Am I not the mega-popular actor,
Takato Saijo?*
**[06:17] ---**
*As I've appeared in any number
of trendy dramas, I'm a love story expert.*
**[06:21] ---**
*If I just put into practice
a Christmas as depicted in dramas...*
**[06:26] ---**
*The situation in which I set
the most hearts beating fast...*
**[06:29] ---**
*That one!*
**[06:31] ---**
*I'll take him to the middle
of a busy intersection,*
**[06:34] ---**
*where I set that up beforehand.*
**[06:34] ---**
YOU'RE MY ANGEL
**[06:35] ---**
An illuminated message
that would make anyone swoon!
**[06:38] ---**
How about that?!
**[06:39] ---**
Well...
**[06:41] ---**
I guess.
**[06:43] ---**
You think like a virgin.
**[06:45] ---**
- What?!
- What?!
**[06:45] ---**
Kaitei Private High School Third year
Student Council President
Seigo Takahara
**[06:46] ---**
If I were your girlfriend, I'd be like,
**[06:47] ---**
Kaitei Private High School
First Year Photography Club
Yuya Fujisaki
**[06:48] ---**
"Well, he's really into it."
**[06:51] ---**
If I were your girlfriend, I'd make like I
didn't notice and pretend I wasn't with you.
**[06:51] ---**
Kaitei Private High School
First Year No Club
Yukio Ninomiya
**[06:56] ---**
But this issue of "DT Days" says that would
make your girlfriend fall madly in love with you.
**[07:00] ---**
Nah, nah, nah.
**[07:01] ---**
Seigo, you shouldn't read that magazine.
**[07:04] ---**
DT DAYS
**[07:05] ---**
Just from the name alone, I can tell it's evil.
**[07:07] ---**
Oh.
**[07:10] ---**
Sorry.
**[07:11] ---**
To be honest, as your younger colleague,
if you did that for me, I'd be touched. Besides...
**[07:17] ---**
The least we can do is keep you warm
somehow on Christmas Eve.
**[07:26] ---**
Sorry!
**[07:27] ---**
Huh? Takato Saijo!
**[07:30] ---**
Excuse me. Good luck.
**[07:35] ---**
He's so cool.
**[07:36] ---**
He isn't one of the Sexiest Men
of the Year for nothing.
**[07:39] ---**
One of the sexiest men, huh?
**[07:41] ---**
One of the sexiest men.
**[07:44] ---**
So not a virgin.
**[07:46] ---**
Like a virgin. Like a virgin.
**[07:51] ---**
Like a virgin.
**[07:52] ---**
Takato, good to see you.
**[07:53] ---**
**[07:54] ---**
Takato Saijo's Manager
Takumi Sasaki
**[07:55] ---**
G-Good evening.
**[08:03] ---**
You're not sure what to do for Christmas, huh?
**[08:06] ---**
But the important thing is the feeling behind it,
**[08:08] ---**
so I think Azumaya would be pleased
with anything you plan.
**[08:11] ---**
No, that's not the problem.
**[08:13] ---**
So what time are you meeting up?
**[08:16] ---**
You have a plan to meet Azumaya
tonight, right?
**[08:19] ---**
No. Come to think of it, where is he?
**[08:25] ---**
*Working?*
**[08:28] ---**
Mr. Sasaki, did you hear from him earlier?
**[08:32] ---**
Not a word about abducting...
that is, picking you up today.
**[08:36] ---**
Where is he?
**[08:39] ---**
Why don't we go look for him at Mitsuya Pro?
**[08:42] ---**
Azumaya has today off.
**[08:46] ---**
Off?
**[08:47] ---**
Do you know where he is?
**[08:49] ---**
No. I don't really know
what he does during his private time.
**[08:55] ---**
What's this?
**[08:57] ---**
What's this about my Jun?
**[08:58] ---**
Junta Azumaya Manager
Mamoru Taguchi
**[08:58] ---**
Mitsuya Production CEO
Romio Mitsudani
**[09:00] ---**
Don't be creepy, Boss.
**[09:02] ---**
Apparently they can't get ahold of Azumaya.
**[09:06] ---**
Hey, what did you do to Jun?!
**[09:08] ---**
I haven't done anything.
**[09:10] ---**
Do something!
**[09:12] ---**
Don't you dare leave him alone
on Christmas Eve!
**[09:15] ---**
If it were me, I'd embrace him, cling to him,
**[09:17] ---**
wrap my arms and legs around him,
not let go for one moment!
**[09:20] ---**
So creepy.
**[09:23] ---**
So you take good care of my Jun!
**[09:27] ---**
You changed Jun, so you take
full responsibility, Takato Saijo!
**[09:34] ---**
The president of that agency
certainly is unique.
**[09:36] ---**
*Off today?*
**[09:38] ---**
*He took Christmas Eve off,
but doesn't answer when I call?*
**[09:42] ---**
Well, shall we go?
**[09:44] ---**
You're worried about Azumaya, right?
**[09:47] ---**
Let's look for him in the likely places.
**[09:48] ---**
But...
**[09:49] ---**
You're always so focused on work,
**[09:51] ---**
that it kind of makes me happy to see you
doing your best to enjoy Christmas.
**[09:55] ---**
Mr. Sasaki.
**[09:59] ---**
Where should we start?
**[10:00] ---**
Then...
**[10:05] ---**
*This is where it began for us.*
**[10:12] ---**
*Where we first met.*
**[10:16] ---**
Chun...
**[10:17] ---**
Takato. Are you shooting?
**[10:19] ---**
Mr. Usaka.
**[10:21] ---**
No, today is...
**[10:24] ---**
Looking for someone on Christmas?
**[10:27] ---**
Having no way to contact
the person beforehand.
**[10:27] ---**
TV-J General Producer
Kazuomi Usaka
**[10:29] ---**
For everything except for work,
you really are a goofball.
**[10:33] ---**
Well, I'm sure it can all be smoothed over
if you give the person a decent present.
**[10:37] ---**
P-Present?!
**[10:39] ---**
Don't tell me you didn't even prepare
a Christmas present?
**[10:43] ---**
Oh, please!
**[10:45] ---**
Incidentally, what's something
that you would like, Mr. Usaka?
**[10:48] ---**
What I would like...
**[10:52] ---**
A great project and great ratings.
**[10:56] ---**
That's very like you.
**[10:57] ---**
*A present!*
**[10:59] ---**
*What does he want?!*
**[11:03] ---**
If he's not at work, maybe we should
check out the usual restaurants he frequents.
**[11:08] ---**
Do you know Azumaya's favorite food?
**[11:11] ---**
He likes to eat... Fresk mints.
**[11:15] ---**
What else?
**[11:16] ---**
Also...
**[11:20] ---**
*Fresk is the only thing I can think of!*
**[11:22] ---**
*H-Huh? I don't know anything about him.*
**[11:29] ---**
Is it him?!
**[11:30] ---**
No, it's Nana...
**[11:33] ---**
asking if it's time for Christmas cake.
**[11:35] ---**
Thank you, Mr. Sasaki.
**[11:38] ---**
Rina and Nana are waiting for you,
so please go home.
**[11:42] ---**
But...
**[11:43] ---**
I want to find him myself.
**[11:46] ---**
I see. Good luck, Takato.
**[11:49] ---**
Hiding in plain sight.
**[11:56] ---**
Not here either?
**[12:00] ---**
*It smells like him.*
**[12:03] ---**
Where did he go?
**[12:07] ---**
The movies, dramas, magazines I was in...
**[12:11] ---**
He even has my kid roles.
**[12:14] ---**
Stalker.
**[12:16] ---**
But that's how he knows so much about me.
**[12:21] ---**
Hey, taxi!
**[12:24] ---**
*I'll tackle the present later.
If I don't manage to see him tonight...*
**[12:30] ---**
*Wait for me, Chunta.*
**[12:32] ---**
*I swear I'll find you and give you a Christmas
so awesome it'll make your head spin!*
**[12:38] ---**
Cold.
**[12:40] ---**
Takato Saijo?
**[12:42] ---**
Unusual for him to be alone.
**[12:47] ---**
Independent
Photographer
Jiro Hasegawa
**[12:56] ---**
*Wait and see, Chunta.*
**[12:58] ---**
*I'll find you in no time.*
**[13:00] ---**
- What do you wanna eat?
- Let's start with...
**[13:00] ---**
*If I search every last possible place
I have in mind...*
**[13:03] ---**
Come on, Maron.
**[13:07] ---**
*I haven't found him.*
**[13:17] ---**
*Damn it. Now I'm pissed!*
**[13:19] ---**
*Why do I have to search for him
in the first place?!*
**[13:24] ---**
*The hell with Christmas! I've had enough!
Pain in the ass!*
**[13:28] ---**
This Ryota guy thought Christmas
was a pain in the neck,
**[13:33] ---**
so he didn't make a date
or buy a present or anything last year.
**[13:36] ---**
So his girlfriend was furious.
**[13:36] ---**
Ryo Narumiya Manager
Yoko Sugita
**[13:36] ---**
Galaxy Agency
Ryo Narumiya
**[13:38] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[13:39] ---**
They had a huge fight
about whether to break up or not.
**[13:43] ---**
She called him "the lowest of the low,"
as if he were a criminal!
**[13:49] ---**
*If you don't do anything for Christmas,
it's a sin?!*
**[13:53] ---**
*I'm a sinner.*
**[14:00] ---**
Huh? Mr. Saijo?
**[14:02] ---**
It's Mr. Saijo!
**[14:04] ---**
Hi, Narumiya.
**[14:06] ---**
So what happened to that Ryota?
**[14:09] ---**
He got dumped.
**[14:14] ---**
*Would he dump me?*
**[14:16] ---**
*There's no way!*
**[14:17] ---**
*After all that stalking he did...*
**[14:19] ---**
*But if I don't find him...*
**[14:24] ---**
Wait a second!
**[14:25] ---**
Japan Arts Enterprise
Chihiro Ayagi
**[14:26] ---**
Christmas Eve, and I'm working my ass off.
**[14:29] ---**
What am I doing to myself?
**[14:31] ---**
Ayagi!
**[14:32] ---**
Mr. Saijo!
**[14:34] ---**
Maybe it's worth working on Christmas Eve
if I can see Mr. Saijo.
**[14:37] ---**
Wha— Hey! What?!
This is bold of you!
**[14:39] ---**
Ayagi! Where would you go
on Christmas Eve?!
**[14:42] ---**
Where?!
**[14:43] ---**
W-Well, I would, um...
**[14:45] ---**
Spit it out!
**[14:47] ---**
If I were with you,
I wouldn't care where we went.
**[14:50] ---**
*By the way, Chihiro Ayagi,*
**[14:52] ---**
*I've heard rumors that you
slept your way up the ladder.*
**[14:56] ---**
What's that?
**[14:57] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[14:58] ---**
What's this?
**[15:00] ---**
Ms. Kurokawa.
**[15:01] ---**
You're not with Azumaya tonight?
**[15:03] ---**
You switched to another boy?
**[15:05] ---**
Platinum Agency
Yurie Kurokawa
**[15:05] ---**
Or maybe Azumaya got fed up with you?
**[15:10] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[15:12] ---**
*He's fed up with me?!*
**[15:14] ---**
Your sweetheart ran out on you
on Christmas Eve?
**[15:16] ---**
Mr. Nakata?!
**[15:18] ---**
I feel sorry for you, Saijo.
**[15:20] ---**
It's not like that. I don't have a sweetheart.
**[15:23] ---**
Sorry I'm late, Yurie. Were you waiting long?
**[15:24] ---**
Office Yen Agency
Kozaburo Nakata
**[15:27] ---**
I just got here, Kozaburo.
**[15:30] ---**
Are you going on a date?
**[15:32] ---**
Yes.
**[15:33] ---**
That's right.
**[15:35] ---**
Da... A date on Christmas Eve?!
Then you two are a couple?
**[15:38] ---**
For tonight.
**[15:40] ---**
I might be with someone else tomorrow.
**[15:43] ---**
That's your rep.
**[15:44] ---**
Tomorrow is tomorrow. Tonight is tonight.
**[15:47] ---**
We're both serious about dating various people.
**[15:52] ---**
Right, Yurie?
**[15:53] ---**
Yes. For an actress, romance is essential.
**[15:57] ---**
If you go out with a lot of people,
your performances have more depth.
**[16:02] ---**
Going from one person to the next...
**[16:04] ---**
It's all I can do
to have feelings for one person.
**[16:09] ---**
W-What?!
**[16:10] ---**
It seems you're devoted to this "one person."
**[16:13] ---**
That's cute.
**[16:16] ---**
Saijo, give it your best shot.
**[16:19] ---**
Give my regards to this person
you have feelings for.
**[16:22] ---**
Have a lovely Christmas.
**[16:25] ---**
She is the romantic expert
who livens up the TV gossip shows.
**[16:29] ---**
Show business is full of scoundrels.
**[16:32] ---**
I'm...
**[16:33] ---**
I'm also...
**[16:38] ---**
He's definitely crafty.
**[16:45] ---**
He's not alone.
**[16:48] ---**
*There's just one more place I can think of.*
**[16:54] ---**
*His favorite place...*
**[17:00] ---**
Christmas alone again this year?
**[17:07] ---**
Sorry I've had you drive me all over the place.
**[17:11] ---**
How much do I owe you?
**[17:13] ---**
1,000 yen.
**[17:16] ---**
Here.
**[17:23] ---**
Chunta.
**[17:26] ---**
How?!
**[17:26] ---**
AZUMAYA TRANSPORTATION
**[17:27] ---**
I was a cabbie for a while a long time ago.
**[17:30] ---**
Chunta, you're telling me
you were with me all this time?
**[17:34] ---**
Yes, the whole time.
**[17:37] ---**
Thanks to that,
I was able to see your various expressions.
**[17:41] ---**
Takato?
**[17:43] ---**
Ow!
**[17:44] ---**
You! You stalker angel!
**[17:46] ---**
Do you know what you put me through?!
**[17:48] ---**
I'm sorry. But I was touched.
**[17:51] ---**
Because you searched for me.
**[17:54] ---**
I'm always chasing after you,
so I wanted you to think about me for once.
**[18:02] ---**
Chunta.
**[18:04] ---**
Please accept this Christmas present from me.
**[18:23] ---**
What is this?
**[18:24] ---**
Beautiful, isn't it?
**[18:27] ---**
Wait. Did you do this?
**[18:30] ---**
Yes. I was once a lighting designer.
**[18:34] ---**
And also...
**[18:36] ---**
You're cold, aren't you?
**[18:37] ---**
Have some warm hot chocolate.
**[18:39] ---**
I made it the way you like it.
**[18:42] ---**
Made?! You made this yourself?
**[18:45] ---**
Yes. From cocoa beans.
**[18:46] ---**
From cocoa beans?!
**[18:47] ---**
And also, a travel voucher for Hawaii.
**[18:49] ---**
Hawaii again?!
**[18:51] ---**
This time not for work, but a leisurely private
vacation that just the two of us can enjoy.
**[18:55] ---**
And also...
**[18:58] ---**
How many are there?!
**[19:00] ---**
I was thinking that I wanted to please you,
and somehow that thought led to all these.
**[19:06] ---**
*The man I would like to spend Christmas with...*
**[19:09] ---**
*I would never be satisfied with number two.*
**[19:12] ---**
*But...*
**[19:13] ---**
I bet you're hungry.
**[19:15] ---**
I've got a lot of good food and booze
prepared at my place, so—
**[19:18] ---**
Chunta.
**[19:20] ---**
M-Merry...
**[19:24] ---**
C-Chri...
**[19:27] ---**
I-I'm trying to say...
**[19:28] ---**
Yes?
**[19:37] ---**
Merry Christmas.
**[19:40] ---**
Could you say that again?
**[19:43] ---**
Brace yourself!
**[19:47] ---**
*He's number one for...*
**[19:52] ---**
W-Wait!
**[20:05] ---**
Takato, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
**[20:13] ---**
A kiss from you...
**[20:14] ---**
it's a marvelous Christmas present.
**[20:17] ---**
Y-Yeah, right?
**[20:19] ---**
No one is better at doing Christmas than me.
**[20:22] ---**
You made this much hot chocolate?
**[20:25] ---**
Yes. I thought maybe we could use it for play.
**[20:27] ---**
Play?
**[20:28] ---**
We did it with honey before, remember?
**[20:31] ---**
We can do it with chocolate, like fondue.
**[20:32] ---**
That's not fondue!
**[20:34] ---**
Whoa, wait.
**[20:36] ---**
You have dinner prepared at your place, right?
**[20:39] ---**
No feast could be better than you, Takato.
**[20:43] ---**
Thank you for this meal.
**[20:46] ---**
Cut it out, you insatiable angel!
**[20:51] ---**
Takato. Takato.
**[20:56] ---**
It's morning. If you don't wake up...
**[21:05] ---**
Knock it off! First thing in the morning...
**[21:07] ---**
What?
**[21:11] ---**
Good morning, Takato.
**[21:17] ---**
Good... morning.
**[21:21] ---**
- Well, I have to go to Studio B.
- Right.
**[21:24] ---**
Takato.
**[21:27] ---**
I intend to do everything I can
to be your "Sexiest Man of the Year"...
**[21:32] ---**
for next year and the year after, too,
so prepare yourself.
**[21:37] ---**
You're scary.
**[23:22] ---**
He really is scary!