Daily Lives of High School Boys

Join Tadakuni, Hidenori and Yoshitake as they undergo the trials and tribulations of life in high school. Each episode presents the boys and their classmates in unique situations that you may or may not have faced in high school yourself! You'll laugh! You'll cry! (But hopefully laugh more.) You'll be astounded by the zany antics of the Sanada High School community!

Season 1

Season 1

1 - Daily Lives of High School Boys

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[00:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
[00:09] Tadakuni
    See ya!
[00:12] Tadakuni
    I'm gonna be late!
[00:14] Tadakuni
    My name's Tadakuni.
[00:15] Tadakuni
    I live in a really normal town, go to a really
    normal school and live a really normal life.
[00:22] Yoshitake
    Heeeyyy, Tadakuni!
[00:23] Tadakuni
    'Sup Yoshitake? What the hell are you eating?
[00:26] Yoshitake
    Leftover curry from last night.
[00:28] Hidenori
    C'mon, bro. Munchin' on a slice of toast when
    you're running late is the standard trope.
[00:32] Tadakuni
    You're one to talk!
[00:34] Hidenori
    - Huh? Whaddaya mean?
    - Jeez, you guys... Whoa—!
[00:42] Tadakuni
    What the...?
[01:10] Tadakuni
    No way...
[01:11] Tadakuni
    This is...
SIGN    Adventure Log
[01:13] All
    "Adventure Log"!?
[01:17] Hidenori
    Now then, come ye Mobile Suits!
    We heroes shalt be thine opponents!
[01:21] Tadakuni
    THIS IS ALL WRONG!
[01:23] Yoshitake
    - Yeah. Since when are you the main character?
    - That's not what I was talking about!
[01:28] Hidenori
    I just heard that Square Enix and
    Sunrise are doing a collaboration.
[01:31] Tadakuni
    Dude, this is supposed to be an anime
    about normal high school boys.
[01:34] Tadakuni
    There shouldn't be any
    Mobile Suits or Adventure Logs!
[01:37] Hidenori
    - Is that so?
    - Well, that's boring.
[01:39] Hidenori
    Don't say that!
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[01:59] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[02:09] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[02:11] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[02:18] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[02:29] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[02:39] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[02:46] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[02:56] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and After School
[03:22] Tadakuni
    Hey...
[03:24] Tadakuni
    How do you...get a girlfriend?
[03:30] Hidenori
    Okay...
[03:31] Hidenori
    Let's say you're in a
    classroom after school...
[03:34] Hidenori
    Look, there's a lone girl
    separating printouts.
[03:37] Hidenori
    Right there. See?
[03:39] Tadakuni
    We're gonna do a simulation!?
[03:41] Hidenori
    So, what would you do in
    this situation, Tadakuni?
[03:45] Tadakuni
    Uh...
[03:48] Tadakuni
    Hey, I wanna close up the classroom...
[03:50] Yoshitake
    Huh? O-Oh, okay. Sorry.
[03:55] Tadakuni
    Do you have to finish those today?
[03:59] Yoshitake
    Y-Yes, the teacher asked me to...
[04:02] Tadakuni
    Jeez...
[04:05] Tadakuni
    - Here...
    - Huh?
[04:07] Tadakuni
    I'll give you a hand, so...give me half.
[04:11] Yoshitake
    Thank you.
[04:13] Hidenori
    Slam!
[04:16] Hidenori
    Just how long do you two intend
    to stay here? Hurry home!
[04:21] Tadakuni
    Who are you supposed to be!?
[04:22] Hidenori
    Or...were you waiting for Teacher's
    special lesson, Tadakuni?
[04:27] Tadakuni
    U-Um, what's with the
    female teacher barging in?
[04:30] Hidenori
    - I'm doing this all for you!!! Deal with it!
    - Yeah, whatever.
[04:35] Yoshitake
    I'm going home. Good-bye.
[04:37] Tadakuni
    Hang on!
[04:40] Yoshitake
    Game over, dude.
[04:41] Hidenori
    There's a lot of characters,
    so you gotta be quick.
[04:44] Hidenori
    How am I supposed to
    respond to these people!?
[04:47] Yoshitake
    Giving up?
[04:48] Tadakuni
    Hell no! Retry!
[04:51] Hidenori
    Okay, from the classroom, start!
[04:53] Tadakuni
    Need a hand, Prez?
[04:55] Yoshitake
    Oh my gawd, what a jerk...
[04:56] Tadakuni
    - Sorry.
    - Whatever.
[04:58] Yoshitake
    You're in a club, right, Tadakuni?
[05:00] Tadakuni
    A c-club!?
[05:05] Tadakuni
    A-Actually, no, I'm not.
[05:08] Hidenori
    Don't go changing the script!
[05:10] Yoshitake
    Ad-libbing is the soul of theater!
[05:12] Tadakuni
    What does it matter!?
    What the hell are we doing, anyway!?
[05:16] Hidenori
    Dudes, you're ruining everything!
[05:19] Hidenori
    Once more! From the top!
[05:21] Tadakuni
    Let me help you.
[05:23] Yoshitake
    Here.
[05:26] Tadakuni
    I didn't even really wanna
    learn how to get a girlfriend.
[05:30] Tadakuni
    I just asked out of the blue.
    How did it come to this?
[05:35] Tadakuni
    Should I leave the class president be for
    now and just deal with the teacher?
[05:42] Tadakuni
    Here it comes!
[05:43] Hidenori
    Um, are you free right now?
[05:47] Hidenori
    - I thought we could...together...
    - Now you're a different character!?
[05:51] Hidenori
    Dude, you totally suck.
[05:53] Yoshitake
    Give it up, Tadakuni.
[05:55] Yoshitake
    I'm done with this.
[05:59] Tadakuni
    I...forgot something important.
[06:03] Tadakuni
    Class President!
[06:05] Yoshitake
    What's with you? I'm not the class president.
[06:09] Tadakuni
    No. Class President.
[06:11] Tadakuni
    Just come with me!
[06:12] Yoshitake
    The hell!?
[06:13] Hidenori
    Now, Tadakuni!
[06:16] Hidenori
    RUN!!!
[06:19] Hidenori
    Run, Tadakuni!
[06:21] Hidenori
    Forsake that tsundere childhood friend!
[06:26] Hidenori
    Toss out that little sister
    who's not related by blood!
[06:29] Hidenori
    Run until you can no longer see
    that beautiful transfer student!
[06:36] Hidenori
    Run as far as you can without
    letting go of that hand!
[06:51] Tadakuni
    I wanted to show you this view.
[06:54] Yoshitake
    What view!?
[06:57] Hidenori
    That was beautiful, man.
[06:59] Hidenori
    You should be able to get most
    women with a move like that!
[07:06] Tadakuni
    But we go to an all-boys school...
SIGN    This is Daily Lives of High School Boys.
[07:12] Hidenori
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was halfassedly
    brought to you thanks to our sponsors.
SIGN    Don't bother learning their names.
[07:19] Tadakuni
    Don't say "halfassedly"!
SIGN    High School Boys and Skirts
SIGN    Modern Japanese
[07:30] Tadakuni
    Hidenori, what did you put for
    question 4 in Modern J?
[07:34] Hidenori
    Is there a point to comparing answers?
[07:36] Tadakuni
    Just go home already, you guys!
[07:38] Tadakuni
    You're always hanging out at my house!
    Don't you have anything else to do!?
[07:43] Hidenori
    There's no need to yell, Tadakuni.
[07:45] Hidenori
    It's finals week, so we have extra free time.
[07:50] Hidenori
    Fine. I'm going home.
[07:53] Tadakuni
    Jeez...
[08:02] Hidenori
    Hey, Yoshitake, this just came to mind,
    but what do you think of skirts?
[08:08] Yoshitake
    - Dude, get real. I mean—
    - Don't start a discussion! Get outta here!
[08:15] Hidenori
    But it's just cloth wrapped
    around the waist, right!?
[08:19] Yoshitake
    It doesn't hide anything.
[08:20] Tadakuni
    Now, now, the skirt is a fine garment
    passed down from the middle ages.
[08:24] Hidenori
    Be that as it may, they just walk around
    with their panties showing, right!?
[08:28] Hidenori
    There's no way I could
    handle something like that!
[08:30] Yoshitake
    Something with that little
    protection is just shameful!
[08:33] Tadakuni
    Calm down.
[08:37] Hidenori
    Hey...
[08:39] Hidenori
    Can we borrow your little sister's skirt?
[08:41] Tadakuni
    Are you kidding!? Hell no!
[08:45] Yoshitake
    - Found 'em!
    - She'll murder you!
[08:47] Yoshitake
    And one more thing!
[08:54] Hidenori
    - You totally alchemized 'em!
    - Are those my sister's panties!?
[08:58] Yoshitake
    Don't worry. There was
    an equivalent exchange.
[09:01] Yoshitake
    I left my underwear in their place!
[09:03] Tadakuni
    You really are an idiot!
[09:05] Hidenori
    Okay! Hurry up and put it on!
[09:06] Tadakuni
    You're gonna put them on!?
[09:11] Yoshitake
    Hey, aren't you supposed to put
    these on from the bottom?
[09:13] Tadakuni
    She's gonna be so pissed
    at me, so knock it off!
[09:18] Yoshitake
    Ah! Leg hair!
[09:20] Yoshitake
    - What should we do about our leg hair?
    - Who the hell cares!?
[09:23] Hidenori
    Idiot! Isn't it better with leg hair?
[09:26] Tadakuni
    What's better?
[09:27] Yoshitake
    - The hell'd you just say!?
    - You wanna throw down!?
[09:29] Tadakuni
    Kn-Knock it off! Who cares!?
    Just hurry up and put them on!
[09:33] Hidenori
    So you want to put it on
    that bad, huh? Pervert!
[09:36] Yoshitake
    Calm your ass down!
[09:37] Tadakuni
    I don't even know where to begin with this!
[09:41] Hidenori
    Okay, I'm gonna go over there.
[09:43] Yoshitake
    I'll take this way.
[09:44] Tadakuni
    Hold on a sec. Are we
    really gonna put them on?
[09:58] Tadakuni
    You put 'em on?
[09:59] Hidenori
    Yeah...
[10:00] Yoshitake
    Somehow...
[10:17] Tadakuni
    DIIIEEEEEE!!!
[10:22] Tadakuni
    Just go home already...
[10:23] Yoshitake
    It looks really good on you!
[10:25] Hidenori
    Dude, you could make some
    serious money like this.
[10:28] Hidenori
    Er, I didn't mean like that.
[10:32] Tadakuni
    Seriously?
[10:33] Yoshitake
    It looks so good!
[10:34] Tadakuni
    Now, that's not true...
[10:36] Yoshitake
    No, it seriously looks great on
    you. Have some confidence!
[10:45] Tadakuni
    - H-How's this?
    - That's the pose!
[10:48] Hidenori
    Sooo good, Tadakuni!
    Somehow, your whole body's changed!
[10:51] Yoshitake
    What happened to your male hormones?
[10:53] Hidenori
    Let's take it to the next level!
[11:05] Tadakuni's Little Sister
    What's wrong?
[11:06] Tadakuni's Little Sister
    Keep going.
[11:07] ---
    W-We're so sorry.
SIGN    High School Boys and Ghost Stories
[11:18] Hidenori
    The other day, I was eating
    at this restaurant.
[11:22] Tadakuni
    What's with you, all of a sudden?
[11:24] Hidenori
    I don't know what school she was from,
    but there was a super cute girl there.
[11:30] Hidenori
    She appeared to be eating
    some kind of fish lunch set.
[11:33] Hidenori
    I was having udon.
[11:35] Hidenori
    After a while, she got up from her seat.
[11:40] Hidenori
    And on her cleaned out rice bowl,
[11:46] Hidenori
    lay three chopsticks...
[11:49] Tadakuni
    Don't tell scary stories!
[11:51] Yoshitake
    Please! Stop!
[11:52] Hidenori
    Was that story really scary?
[11:55] Yoshitake
    I have a scary story, too.
[11:58] Hidenori
    No, this isn't a scary story competition...
[12:01] Yoshitake
    As you know, nipple hair
    is a big problem of mine.
[12:06] Hidenori
    This is the first I've heard of it.
[12:08] Yoshitake
    I tried pulling them out one by one
    with tweezers, but it was no good.
[12:11] Yoshitake
    Then, I saw that my dad forgot
    his razor in the bathroom.
[12:16] Yoshitake
    So, I thought I'd shave them all off with it.
[12:25] Yoshitake
    And ended up like this.
[12:27] Tadakuni
    Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
[12:28] Hidenori
    Dude, that is not a scary story!
    It's a painful one!
[12:32] Yoshitake
    - Do nipples grow back?
    - Just go to a doctor!
[12:35] Tadakuni
    Here's a scary one for you...
[12:38] Hidenori
    Enough!
[12:40] Tadakuni
    The other day, some of us
    stayed at Kugihiko's place.
[12:44] Tadakuni
    We started fooling around and drank a lot.
[12:48] Tadakuni
    But it wasn't booze or anything.
SIGN    Not booze or anything.
[12:51] Tadakuni
    Then sure enough, Kugihiko
    started looking bad.
[12:56] Tadakuni
    So, I took him to the bathroom
    and looked after him.
[13:00] Tadakuni
    And there, in Kugihiko's puke...
[13:08] Tadakuni
    There was a frickin' centipede!
[13:12] Tadakuni
    I mean, those things aren't afraid of people,
    so it probably crawled in while he was asleep.
[13:16] Tadakuni
    Okay, so you're up, Hidenori.
[13:18] Hidenori
    Hold on a sec.
[13:22] Hidenori
    L-Let's leave this conversation at that.
[13:26] Yoshitake
    I'm gonna hit the can.
[13:32] Hidenori
    Seriously?
[13:33] Yoshitake
    Seriously?
[13:34] Hidenori
    Seriously?
[13:35] Yoshitake
    Seriously?
[13:40] Hidenori
    It's Tadakuni's sister!
[13:41] Yoshitake
    She was listening in.
[13:43] Hidenori
    Our turn!
[13:48] Tadakuni
    I don't think I can tell
    them I made it all up now...
[13:51] ---
    - Find one?
    - Nope.
[13:53] ---
    - Is that it?
    - No, that's just the seaweed I ate.
SIGN    High School Boys and Walking With Girls
SIGN    2nd Year Students Class A
[14:06] Hidenori
    Mornin'.
[14:12] Yoshitake
    'Sup?
[14:13] Yoshitake
    You didn't come with Tadakuni?
[14:15] Hidenori
    Huh? He isn't here yet?
[14:18] Hidenori
    He's probably off dawdling somewhere.
[14:23] Yoshitake
    What's wrong? Hidenori!
[14:26] Hidenori
    Ta-Ta-Tadakuni is...
[14:32] Yoshitake
    Tadakuni is what?
[14:41] Yoshitake
    Tadakuni is with a girl!!!
[14:44] ---
    - What?
    - Seriously?
[14:46] Student A
    It's true!
[14:47] Student B
    What gives!?
[14:49] Student C
    Is she even human?
[14:51] Motoharu
    Settle down, you punks!
[14:55] ---
    It's the hoodlum, Motoharu!
[14:57] Motoharu
    Observe. Look closely, all of you.
[15:01] Motoharu
    At everything and anything.
[15:05] Motoharu
    Look.
[15:07] Motoharu
    At first, they appear to be casually chatting,
    but then he suddenly looks away.
[15:10] Motoharu
    Proof of a break in their conversation.
[15:13] Motoharu
    Furthermore, their paces are different.
[15:15] Motoharu
    This proves they don't
    know each other's pace.
[15:18] Student A
    Oh! Who else but Motoharu, the hoodlum!
[15:21] Student B
    What uncanny powers of perception!
[15:24] Motoharu
    From these clues, we can determine
    that they have only recently met.
[15:29] Motoharu
    And are not dating.
[15:32] Motoharu
    However, that last part
    is only a matter of time.
[15:35] Motoharu
    Which means...
[15:38] Motoharu
    You all know what we must do.
[15:41] Motoharu
    Everyone, focus your
    virgin powers to the max!
[15:48] Motoharu
    Operation...
[15:49] Motoharu
    BEGIN!
SIGN    North Sanada Prefectural High School
[15:58] Motoharu
    Yo, Tadakuni.
[16:01] Tadakuni
    Oh, Motoharu.
[16:03] Tadakuni
    Sorry for being late.
[16:04] Tadakuni
    I just wasn't feeling well today.
[16:06] Motoharu
    It is cold today.
[16:08] Motoharu
    Do you know why?
[16:11] Motoharu
    Because, we're going to kill your spring.
[16:14] Tadakuni
    The hell's this about, Motoharu?
    Sure your head isn't sprung?
[16:17] Motoharu
    I'm sure you've noticed...
[16:21] Motoharu
    that you have nowhere to run.
[16:24] Motoharu
    Now then, who's that cute little
    dish standing next to you?
[16:29] Student B
    Answer me, Tadakuni.
[16:31] Girl
    Um, thank you so much.
[16:34] Tadakuni
    Oh, no problem. Keep going straight
    and you'll see the station.
[16:37] Girl
    Okay!
[16:48] ---
    She was just asking for directions!?
[16:53] Motoharu
    Well, I don't really know much about
    couples or anything like that.
[16:58] ---
    What's this guy smoking?
SIGN    High School Boys and Book-Loving Girls
[17:32] Hidenori
    I can't read a thing with this wind.
[17:35] Hidenori
    This was a mistake.
[17:37] Hidenori
    Reading at the riverbank was a bad idea.
[18:19] Hidenori
    A-AWKWARD!
[18:21] Hidenori
    Huh? What is this? Who is she?
[18:24] Hidenori
    Why isn't she saying anything?
[18:25] Hidenori
    Why did she deliberately sit near me
    when there's so much open space?
[18:29] Hidenori
    I have no idea what she wants,
    but I should say something, right?
[18:34] Hidenori
    Hey, why should I?
[18:35] Hidenori
    In any event, I'm not the kind of guy
    who can smoothly talk to girls.
[18:42] Hidenori
    The sunset is beautiful, isn't it?
[18:44] Hidenori
    Oh crap!
[18:45] Hidenori
    That phrase is way too
    cliché for this situation.
[18:49] Hidenori
    Right! This situation!
[18:51] Hidenori
    This is a romantic situation where a girl meets a
    boy reading a book alone on a riverbank at sunset.
[18:58] Hidenori
    I'll bet this chick is expecting an unrealistic
    "boy meets girl" type of thing.
[19:04] Hidenori
    Oh yeah, totally.
[19:08] Hidenori
    In that case, I need a cool one-liner.
[19:11] Hidenori
    The only reason I'm reading out here is cuz my
    friends are at work, so I have some free time.
[19:17] Hidenori
    I'm just a normal boy. I have no
    real common ground to stand on.
[19:21] Hidenori
    Whatever...
[19:23] Hidenori
    Anyway, I can't just dash her expectations.
[19:26] Hidenori
    Okay, here comes something cool...
[19:35] Hidenori
    The winds are lashing out today.
[19:38] Hidenori
    What!? I suddenly want to die.
[19:41] Hidenori
    It's not even like I'm embarrassed
    or anything. I just, like...
[19:44] Hidenori
    want to die.
[19:46] Hidenori
    Well, what's done is done.
[19:48] Hidenori
    She looks really happy.
[19:50] Hidenori
    I think my mind almost
    collapsed, but I said it.
[19:53] Hidenori
    Okay, so now how will you respond?
[20:00] Literary Girl
    However, this wind is softly weeping.
[20:05] Hidenori
    Aww man, this chick's lost it!
[20:09] Hidenori
    Sorry, but that's all I've got.
[20:12] Hidenori
    I've reached my limit.
[20:14] Hidenori
    Truthfully, I was happy when
    you sat down behind me.
[20:19] Hidenori
    But it appears I have no imagination, and I
    can't stand being trapped here anymore.
[20:25] Hidenori
    So I've already called in for a rescue.
[20:30] Hidenori
    Come, warriors! Destroy this barrier!
[20:35] Hidenori
    They're here! That was quick!
[20:38] Yoshitake
    We must hurry, Hidenori.
[20:41] Yoshitake
    It appears these winds have brought
    something wicked to town.
[20:44] Hidenori
    So today of all days you've
    decided to be a jokester!?
[20:49] Hidenori
    Oh, so now you get it? Die!
[20:52] Hidenori
    Whoa, now she seems super happy!
[20:54] Hidenori
    Enough! Take me back to reality!
[21:02] Hidenori
    I'm sure you've fulfilled your wish of wanting to
    talk to a lone boy on a riverbank at sunset.
[21:07] Hidenori
    Now, I can clear this weird
    atmosphere and be on my way.
[21:10] Hidenori
    With a realistic phrase!
[21:17] Hidenori
    Come, before these winds die down.
[21:20] Hidenori
    What am I saying!?
[21:22] Hidenori
    Argh, whatever. Looks like I'm
    going the distance on this one.
[21:26] Tadakuni
    Wait!
[21:28] Hidenori
    Ah, the other member of
    my rescue squad, Tadakuni!
[21:32] Tadakuni
    Dude, the store over there has
    french fries for half off!
[21:36] Hidenori
    - We gotta hit some of that!
    - Get a sense of the scene, man!
[21:39] Tadakuni
    - Why?
    - Maybe he did, after all...
[21:44] Hidenori
    What's this?
[21:47] Hidenori
    Ah, a novel you've written.
[21:52] Hidenori
    I see.
[21:53] Hidenori
    A love story where a boy
    meets a girl on a riverbank.
[21:58] Yoshitake
    The main character can manipulate
    the powers of the wind.
[22:01] Hidenori
    Wow, this matches surprisingly well with
    the scene just now. What a coincidence...
[22:06] Hidenori
    In other words, this chick,
    in order to realize her goals...
[22:10] Hidenori
    visualized me as her main
    character and sat next to me.
[22:15] Hidenori
    Well, that's all fine and well.
[22:18] Hidenori
    However, the problem is that she gave her main
    character one particular defining characteristic.
[22:24] Hidenori
    That being...
[22:26] Hidenori
    That he looks like some
    kind of lonely, dour otaku!
[22:30] Yoshitake
    Well, you do, don't you?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    The winds are lashing out today
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    However, this wind is softly weeping
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    It appears these winds have brought
[23:11] [SONG] ---
    Something wicked to town
[23:17] [SONG] ---
    Come, before these winds die down
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    
[23:33] ---
    Dude, the store over there has french fries
    for half off! We gotta hit that!
[23:37] ---
    Why?
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Setting Out on a Quest, etc.
[23:55] ---
    All right, there'll be a little more
    of this and that next week.
SIGN    Sorry, the ending wasn't finished on time.
    The ending theme, Ohisama, by Amesaki annainin,
[24:00] Hidenori
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was halfassedly
    brought to you thanks to our sponsors.
SIGN    will be featured starting next week. Please look forward to it!
[24:07] Tadakuni
    I thought I told you not
    to say "halfassedly"!
SIGN    Watch us again next week.

Season 1

2 - High School Boys and Setting Out on a Quest etc

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SIGN    High School Boys and Setting Out on a Quest
[00:12] ---
    - I was shocked!
    - Totally floored!
[00:13] ---
    No, that's different.
[00:33] Hidenori
    No way...
[00:35] Tadakuni
    Don't try to hit me from behind.
[00:37] Yoshitake
    In this way, the swordsman, Tadakuni, took his
    first steps down the road to ultimate power.
[00:43] Tadakuni
    No steps were taken and nothing is starting.
[00:45] Hidenori
    Unless you equip the weapon,
    nothing will happen.
[00:48] Tadakuni
    God, you're persistent.
[00:50] Yoshitake
    Tadakuni took five points of damage.
[00:54] Tadakuni
    This is a good stick though.
[00:55] Yoshitake
    Tadakuni took five points of damage.
[00:59] ---
    - Tadakuni took—
    - Why do I keep taking damage?
[01:03] Hidenori
    Because you don't have it properly equipped.
[01:05] Tadakuni
    So you're saying I've been holding the
    sword like this? Jeez, you're nitpicky!
[01:10] Hidenori
    Hang on there. Are you going to
    the Western Town? In that case, take me with you.
[01:14] Tadakuni
    Who the hell are you!?
[01:16] Hidenori
    The name's Jack.
[01:18] Hidenori
    I wander the world, searching for the third person
    who has the ability to be an Overlord,
[01:22] Hidenori
    and who can resist the other
    two warring Overlords.
[01:26] Tadakuni
    Don't go forcing this into something epic!
[01:29] Tadakuni
    This better end by the time we get home.
[01:51] Hidenori
    Jack has joined the party!
[01:52] Hidenori
    Damn that was long!
    And what's with that sound anyway?
[01:54] Yoshitake
    Dude, you know in RPGs when you
    get a new party member and—
[01:56] Tadakuni
    Don't explain!
[01:58] Hidenori
    Well, shall we press on, boy?
[02:00] Yoshitake
    Jack took five points of damage.
[02:02] Tadakuni
    Dude, you gotta equip it. Equip it!
[02:04] Tadakuni
    So, where are we going?
[02:07] Hidenori
    Isn't it obvious, retard?
    To the king's castle.
[02:10] Tadakuni
    "Retard"? What's with this guy?
[02:12] Hidenori
    - My name is Jack.
    - Yeah, whatever.
[02:16] Yoshitake
    A monster has appeared.
[02:17] Tadakuni
    What now?
[02:19] Tadakuni
    What should we do?
[02:22] Hidenori
    - Ignore it.
    - Ignore it!?
[02:33] Hidenori
    We're here, boy.
[02:35] Tadakuni
    This is the castle.
[02:37] Yoshitake
    So you've made it, heroes.
[02:38] Tadakuni
    Why do they all have the same pose?
[02:41] Hidenori
    - So you're the mid-boss?
    - That's not the mid-boss!
[02:44] Yoshitake
    - So you could tell? I am the mid-boss.
    - That's the mid-boss!?
[02:47] Yoshitake
    I am vanquished!
[02:49] Tadakuni
    What a quick turn of events!
[02:52] Hidenori
    It seems we were able to
    defeat one of the Overlords.
[02:55] Tadakuni
    Now he's an Overlord!? Even though we're
    almost home, you're going way too fast!
[03:00] Yoshitake
    Damn! I forgot my bag!
[03:02] Hidenori
    Oh, back there!?
[03:04] Tadakuni
    I thought you two seemed a bit light-handed.
[03:06] Hidenori
    Return!
[03:15] ---
    Dude, that chick with the black
    hair and glasses...hrngh.
[03:17] ---
    Again with this?
[03:24] Boy A
    So, someone to take up the blade
    of legend has finally appeared...
[03:27] Karasawa
    You truly are a hero.
[03:29] Motoharu
    Seriously?
[03:32] Motoharu
    It's on, Overlord!
[03:34] Boy A
    Come at me, hero!
[03:35] Karasawa
    His heart is his weak spot.
[03:52] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[04:10] [SONG] ---
    donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[04:20] [SONG] ---
    furikaereba hora
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    baka mitai ni warau kao ga
    doko mademo susumaseru
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
    tsumugu shosetsu no purorohgu
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[04:50] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[04:57] [SONG] ---
    hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
    hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[05:07] [SONG] ---
    ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN    High School Boys and Girls in Convex Mirrors
[05:29] Nago
    Yo.
[05:30] Tadakuni
    Yo.
[05:31] Yasunori
    Yo.
[05:39] Yasunori
    Busy today?
[05:40] Nago
    Not at all.
[05:42] Tadakuni
    Nago, there's something I'd like to ask you.
[05:45] Nago
    What is it?
[05:46] Tadakuni
    What makes a high school girl fall for a guy?
[05:49] Nago
    Uh, probably his face.
[05:51] Tadakuni
    C'mon, then there'd be nothing
    else to talk about...
[05:54] Tadakuni
    Isn't there anything besides that?
[05:56] Nago
    Hmm...
[05:58] Nago
    This is just something
    my friend told me, but...
[06:01] Nago
    girls fall for guys who
    tell them, "I like you."
[06:04] Tadakuni
    So that's how it is, huh?
[06:07] Nago
    But if they don't like their
    face, they'll brush them off.
[06:10] Tadakuni
    So it is the face after all...
[06:12] Nago
    Why are you asking, anyway?
    Do you want to be a stud?
[06:15] Tadakuni
    Wh-What? No way. I already am a stud.
    What about you, Yasunori?
[06:20] Yasunori
    - Super-stud.
    - Liar!
[06:22] Tadakuni
    I totally had a girl hit me
    down by the river one time!
[06:25] Yasunori
    - Really?
    - Can it...
[06:28] Nago
    There's something I'd like to ask, as well...
[06:31] Nago
    Why do high school boys start bragging
    about things no one asked them about?
[06:38] ---
    - Sorry for everything up till now.
    - We'll be more careful from now on.
[06:40] Nago
    Do you want us girls to
    tell you "that's amazing"?
[06:42] ---
    - W-Well, moving on...
    - Better yet, how about making some deliveries?
[06:49] Tadakuni
    So, how about you, Nago?
[06:51] Yasunori
    - Hmm, Nago...
    - What now?
[06:54] Tadakuni
    I think you should clean yourself up a bit.
[06:58] Nago
    Huh?
[06:59] Yasunori
    Totally. At the very least.
[07:01] Tadakuni
    Try a little harder, Nago!
[07:03] Yasunori
    You're not trying nearly hard enough.
[07:05] Nago
    Damn these idiots...
[07:12] Nago
    Yasunori, hand me that
    convex mirror over there.
[07:15] Yasunori
    This?
[07:16] Tadakuni
    Why do we even have something like that?
SIGN    She's opening her eyes as wide as she can.
[07:31] Tadakuni
    Hang on a sec. What are you so proud of?
    Who was that just now?
[07:35] Yasunori
    - We said a person's worth isn't just their face—
    - Fine, I lose. Just get to work!
[07:44] ---
    Later!
[07:49] Yasunori
    Hey, Tadakuni, I wonder if we'll ever
    see that girl in the mirror again...
[07:55] Tadakuni
    Not a chance. But I won't give up.
[07:58] Nago
    Just hurry up and go!
SIGN    Sorry to keep you waiting! Today we have the real ending credits.
[08:02] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys is sometimes
    aired, sometimes not, by our sponsors.
SIGN    After the ending, there is a special scene! Be sure to stick around for that, too!
[08:09] ---
    Is always aired you mean!
SIGN    High School Boys and the Power of Friendship
[08:23] Hidenori
    Tadakuni's little sister!
[08:24] Yoshitake
    She came outta nowhere!
[08:26] Tadanori's Little Sister
    You stole my underwear again, didn't you!?
[08:29] Yoshitake
    Uh, no.
[08:30] Hidenori
    We didn't steal them.
[08:32] Tadanori's Little Sister
    Shut up! Unless you die right now, I'll kill you!
    If you don't wanna be killed, just die!
[08:37] Yoshitake
    Please calm down.
[08:38] Hidenori
    Just how many times are we supposed to die?
[08:40] Hidenori
    I mean, there have been times when we borrowed
    them for fun, but this time it seriously wasn't us.
[08:45] Tadanori's Little Sister
    Liar! In that case, find out who did it!
[08:47] Hidenori
    I'm sure they just blew away in the wind.
[08:49] Yoshitake
    I think you're just
    excessively self-consci—!
[09:00] Hidenori
    And for that reason...
[09:03] Hidenori
    we're on a stakeout.
[09:04] Tadakuni
    Seriously?
[09:05] Hidenori
    This is dumb. There's no way we're
    gonna find the bandit like this...
[09:09] Yoshitake
    That's because you're the bandit.
[09:12] Yoshitake
    Dude, as a friend, this is really
    making me wonder about you.
[09:16] Yoshitake
    In any event, I should tell Tada—!
[09:21] Yoshitake
    Not you, too!
[09:29] Yoshitake
    What's with those two? Are they
    stressing out or something?
[09:34] Yoshitake
    But I can't just let this go.
[09:37] Yoshitake
    I just need to knock some sense into them and
    apologize to his sister. That should set things right.
[09:44] Yoshitake
    Setting an errant person back on the
    right path is being a true friend, after all.
[09:58] Yoshitake
    But can I really call that being a "friend"?
[10:03] Yoshitake
    Being a friend means...
[10:14] Yoshitake
    If one travels down the wrong path,
    the other follows right with him.
[10:16] Yoshitake
    If one sins, the other bears it with him.
[10:19] Yoshitake
    Isn't that true friendship?
[10:23] Hidenori
    What are you doing, you pervert!?
[10:25] Tadakuni
    So it was you, after all!
[10:29] Yoshitake
    Hold on!
[10:31] Tadakuni
    The time is now, Sis!
[10:32] Yoshitake
    W-Wait! Wait a sec!
[10:35] Tadanori's Little Sister
    DIEEE!!!
[10:37] Yoshitake
    That's right, I took them!
[10:41] Yoshitake
    I...
[10:43] Yoshitake
    I...
[10:52] Yoshitake
    I'm so sorry! Tadakuni and
    Hidenori took them, too!
[10:57] Hidenori
    Bastard!
SIGN    How beautiful is friendship.
[11:06] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Book-Loving Girls 2
[11:32] Motoharu
    I dislike this wind.
[11:37] Motoharu
    This wind always snatches
    all that is dear to me.
[11:42] Motoharu
    I will put a stop to this wind.
[11:46] Motoharu
    Someday. Certainly.
[12:14] Motoharu
    I totally thought she was someone else!
[12:17] Motoharu
    How embarassing!
[12:19] Motoharu's Big Sister
    Hey Motoharu, let's go home.
[12:21] Motoharu
    B-Big Sis, where were you!?
[12:24] Motoharu's Big Sister
    The convenience store.
SIGN    High School Boys and School Traditions
[12:37] Karasawa
    Hey, get back here.
[12:39] Karasawa
    Don't go home yet, you guys.
[12:41] Tadakuni
    What's up, Karasawa?
[12:43] Karasawa
    Today is the day of the Clean Campaign.
[12:45] Karasawa
    We have to pick up trash around
    the Asahi area till 5 p.m.
[12:47] Hidenori
    Oh yeah, that.
[12:49] Hidenori
    Of course, we'd like to help, but...
[12:50] Tadakuni
    A bunch of dudes picking up trash for like
    forever isn't the most appealing image.
[12:55] Karasawa
    What?
[12:56] Karasawa
    This is a beloved school
    tradition in this community.
[12:59] Karasawa
    Participate.
[13:01] Hidenori
    Can you show me the school pamphlet?
[13:05] Hidenori
    I think our school has way
    too many useless activities.
[13:11] Karasawa
    Picking up trash isn't useless.
[13:13] Hidenori
    I understand that volunteering
    and orientations are important...
[13:20] Hidenori
    What's this 70-hour fast thing!?
[13:23] Hidenori
    That's just voluntary torture!
[13:26] Karasawa
    What's this? 70?
[13:27] Hidenori
    Who the hell came up with that!?
[13:30] Tadakuni
    Tradition my ass...
[13:31] Karasawa
    Well, at the very least, it
    wasn't the student council.
[13:33] Hidenori
    Fine. Let's go ask the principal.
[13:35] Tadakuni
    Yeah, I'll bet he knows.
[13:37] Karasawa
    Hey, wait a sec.
[13:41] Principal
    Come in.
[13:47] Principal
    What is it?
[13:48] Hidenori
    What's with this 70-hour
    fast that's in the pamphlet?
[13:52] Tadakuni
    I don't know if it's a tradition or not,
    but please tell us why we have to do this.
[14:00] Principal
    I've only been here for three years.
    How would I know something like that?
[14:04] Principal
    However, I can't just brush these students off.
    They came to me with this question.
[14:10] Principal
    N-Nineteen eighty-four...
[14:13] Principal
    1984...
[14:15] Principal
    That's right, 1984.
[14:18] Principal
    The year our school, North Sanada Prefectural High,
    faced being closed due to lack of students.
[14:26] Principal
    The principal at the time, hearing the
    plaintive cries of his students,
[14:29] Principal
    petitioned the prefectural
    government for 70 hours.
[14:36] Principal
    And by doing that, he caused
    a miracle to occur...
[14:39] Hidenori
    "And thus, our school was saved."
[14:43] Principal
    Indeed.
[14:45] Tadakuni
    To think something like that happened...
[14:47] Yoshitake
    So the point is that we learn
    something from that amazing act...
[14:54] Principal
    We're not asking you to fast.
[14:57] Principal
    All you need do is love this
    school that that man protected.
[15:03] Hidenori
    Understood.
[15:04] Tadakuni
    I never would have guessed that this
    tradition had such a deep meaning...
[15:08] Karasawa
    Excuse me.
[15:10] Karasawa
    This school was founded in 1989.
SIGN    High School Boys and Childhood
[15:27] Motoharu's Big Sister
    Hey Motoharu...
[15:28] Motoharu
    What's up, Sis?
[15:30] Motoharu's Big Sister
    What do you want for dinner?
[15:32] Motoharu
    Make soba.
[15:33] Motoharu's Big Sister
    That's simple enough.
[15:36] Motoharu's Big Sister
    When I told my friends about how we get along,
    they all thought that's really uncommon!
[15:44] Motoharu
    Really?
[15:45] Motoharu's Big Sister
    They all said we're really close.
[15:47] Motoharu
    Well, it might be a little uncommon.
[15:50] Motoharu
    One of my friends also has a big sister.
[15:54] Motoharu
    He can't stand her.
[15:57] Yoshitake's Big Sister
    Hey, did you know most celebrities
    have had plastic surgery?
[16:00] Yoshitake
    Really!?
[16:02] Motoharu
    Because all she does is lie to him.
[16:04] Motoharu
    Another one has a little sister.
[16:09] Motoharu
    Apparently, they only
    talk about once a month.
[16:12] Motoharu's Big Sister
    That sucks.
[16:14] Motoharu
    Well, our parents aren't around, so it's
    just us siblings helping each other out.
[16:19] Motoharu
    It's not like we're particularly
    close or anything.
[16:21] Motoharu's Big Sister
    What do you mean!?
[16:24] Motoharu's Big Sister
    When we were kids, I always used to do that thing
    you liked right here by the river, remember?
[16:29] Motoharu
    Huh? What thing I liked?
[16:30] Motoharu
    I haaate this!!!
[16:33] Motoharu
    Hell no!
[16:35] Motoharu's Big Sister
    I did so. I'm serious.
[16:37] Motoharu's Big Sister
    You always pestered me into doing it.
[16:39] Motoharu
    - That's a lie!
    - It's true! It's true!
[16:42] ---
    - Lie! Lie! Lie!
    - It's truuue!
[16:45] Motoharu
    Fine, I get it. We're close.
    Let's just go shopping.
[16:48] Motoharu's Big Sister
    Fine. Let's reenact it. Then you'll remember.
[16:52] Motoharu
    "Reenact"?
[16:55] Motoharu
    At this height, if you think you
    can do it, knock yourself out.
[17:04] Motoharu
    Now I remember...
[17:05] Motoharu
    I used to be b-b-bullied by my big sister.
SIGN    High School Boys and Ghost Stories 2
[17:21] Hidenori
    When I was brushing my teeth this morning...
[17:25] Yoshitake
    Now what?
[17:26] Hidenori
    I glanced at myself in the mirror and
    saw something on my eyebrow.
[17:32] Hidenori
    I went to pull it off and it went pluck.
[17:40] Hidenori
    It seems that a white hair
    had grown about 3 cm long.
[17:45] ---
    - Don't tell scary stories!
    - That wasn't scary.
[17:48] Yoshitake
    Don't go getting all high and mighty just
    cuz you told such a whopper last time!
[17:53] Yoshitake
    I'm gonna win this time!
[17:56] Hidenori
    Since it looks like we're gonna do this, I may as
    well call Mr. Scary-Story himself, Karasawa.
[18:01] Yoshitake
    I'm gonna start now.
[18:04] Yoshitake
    The other day, I was washing
    my face in the bathroom.
[18:09] Yoshitake
    I was scrubbing vigorously with both hands.
[18:12] Yoshitake
    And then...
[18:15] Yoshitake
    A noise echoed throughout my skull.
[18:18] Yoshitake
    I thought, "I really did it this time!"
[18:22] Yoshitake
    Blood began to drip from my nose.
[18:24] Yoshitake
    However...
[18:27] Yoshitake
    After two or three seconds, it just stopped.
[18:31] Yoshitake
    There was no more blood or pain in my nose.
[18:34] Yoshitake
    And in the end, nothing happened.
SIGN    *True story.
[18:40] Tadakuni
    Guess I'm next...
[18:43] Tadakuni
    Oh, that reminds me. This isn't a scary story, but I
    remembered this when you mentioned Karasawa...
[18:48] Tadakuni
    You know how he's always wearing that hat?
[18:51] Tadakuni
    One time when he took his hat off,
    I just happened to see it.
[18:56] Tadakuni
    Man, that really cracked me up...
[19:01] Yoshitake
    What did you see?
[19:02] Tadakuni
    Oh, I can't really tell you...
[19:04] Tadakuni
    I'm sure he wouldn't want
    anyone else to know.
[19:07] Hidenori
    That's lame!
[19:08] Yoshitake
    Let's ambush him and take it from him!
[19:11] Hidenori
    Yeeeah!
[19:15] Hidenori
    The little sister!!!
[19:17] Yoshitake
    She was listening!
[19:19] Hidenori
    Let's go!
[19:20] Yoshitake
    Yeah!
[19:22] Karasawa
    You call me and then do this to me!?
[19:24] ---
    - Waaait!
    - You're so loud!
[19:26] Yoshitake
    Take his hat!
[19:31] Tadakuni
    I don't think I can tell
    them I made it all up now...
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:42] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[19:47] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[19:53] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[20:02] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[20:13] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[20:23] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:40] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:43] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:48] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[20:58] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    The Daily Life of a Princess
[21:13] Yukana
    No way! I don't wanna go!
[21:16] Nagase
    Princess, please don't make
    trouble by acting spoiled.
[21:20] Toyokawa
    You mustn't skip school
    without a proper reason.
[21:22] Yukana
    Boo! School's a pain in the ass!
[21:24] Yukana
    Just think about how many times I've gone!
    Skipping one day won't hurt anything!
SIGN    Princess Yukana
[21:29] Yukana
    It's seriously a pain!
SIGN    Butler: Nagase
[21:31] Nagase
    No, School isn't that sort of place.
[21:34] Asano
    I believe you should change
    your way of thinking.
SIGN    Butler: Asano
[21:38] Yukana
    No! If say I won't go then I won't!
[21:41] Toyokawa
    Princess! You mustn't raise your voice
    like that! Your false tooth will fall out!
SIGN    Butler: Toyokawa
[21:46] Yukana
    Who cares! Who do you
    think you're talking to?
[21:49] Yukana
    Well, whatever. In any event, I'm not going.
[21:53] Yukana
    So you all must think of an
    excuse so I can skip school.
[21:58] Yukana
    Okay. Let's go in order here.
[22:00] Nagase
    Er, because I caught a cold.
[22:03] Yukana
    Way too cliché! I'll get caught! Next!
[22:08] Asano
    My dog died.
[22:09] Yukana
    If I don't go for a reason like that,
    they'll make fun of me! Next!
[22:15] Toyokawa
    My false tooth fell out.
[22:17] Yukana
    Again with the false tooth!
    Why do you keep bringing that up?
[22:21] Yukana
    No good at all! Think harder!
[22:24] Yukana
    Second try.
[22:26] Nagase
    Er, my leg hair got out of control.
[22:30] Yukana
    Like that would work! Next!
[22:34] Asano
    There's a lot of squid guts
    in my lunch every day.
[22:37] Yukana
    What kind of household do you think this is!?
[22:39] ---
    - Third chance.
    - Please wait! What about me!?
[22:43] Yukana
    It's just gonna be the false tooth, right?
[22:46] Toyokawa
    Well...yes, it is...
[22:48] Yukana
    Again!? What's with you!?
[22:51] Yukana
    Get your acts together! Third try!
[22:54] Nagase
    Because I fought with my friend, [redacted]!
[22:57] Yukana
    Don't you make fun of my friends!
    You don't need to use [redacted]'s proper name!
[23:02] Asano
    Because I dislike my teacher, Mr. [redacted].
[23:04] Yukana
    Don't steal answers!
[23:06] Toyokawa
    Because Princess [redacted]
    was seriously injured.
[23:09] Yukana
    So now I'm [redacted]?
    Have you already given up?
[23:13] Yukana
    Do it right or I'll get rid of you all!
[23:27] Yukana
    There it is! The false tooth!
    Got a problem with that!?
[23:38] Yukana
    Hey now! Stop that!
[23:41] ---
    Stop that! Stop that, I say!
[23:43] Yukana
    Argh, fine. I'll go to school!
[23:46] Yukana
    Where's the glue?
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Summer Memories, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next up is the summer vacation
    we've all been waiting for!
SIGN    What will Tadakuni and the others do at the beach during summer vacation?
[24:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsers?
SIGN    Also, in Volume 1 of the comic, isn't there a little man sitting on Yoshitake's head?
[24:05] ---
    It just was, right?
[24:10] ---
    

Season 1

3 - High School Boys and Summer Memories etc

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[00:06] ---
    Ah, summer.
[00:09] ---
    Yup, summer.
[00:10] ---
    Yup, summer.
[00:12] ---
    No, it's not summer.
[00:15] ---
    Well, it's not airing during summer.
[00:17] ---
    - Right, it's winter right now.
    - No, that's not what we're talking about.
[00:20] ---
    I mean, even though this is a school anime,
    it would be weird to start it off in summer, right?
[00:24] ---
    - Normally, it's spring, right?
    - What do you mean, "normally"?
[00:27] ---
    Like, usually they start with the Entrance Ceremony
    or the beginning of a new term or something.
[00:31] ---
    "Transfer students" are also the norm.
[00:33] ---
    So, what's the deal with having it start with
    us lazing it up at our friend's house?
[00:37] ---
    Look, this isn't a "school anime,"
    it's a "slice of life" anime.
[00:41] ---
    So you're saying our life is us
    lying around at your house?
[00:45] ---
    Well...yeah.
[00:47] ---
    - Really?
    - Yup.
[00:49] ---
    Sorry, for getting all worked up.
[00:52] ---
    It's hot...
[00:54] ---
    Hmmm, summer...
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[01:27] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[01:45] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[02:02] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[02:12] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and Summer Plans
SIGN    Summer Vacation Plans
[02:42] ---
    It's already summer vacation.
[02:47] ---
    Why are you all wearing your
    uniforms? Well, me too...
[02:52] ---
    But here you are, unblemished
    ones, all in a row...
[02:58] ---
    Are you all just screwing around?
[03:00] ---
    Our precious summer vacation is just gonna
    be us guys spending a lot of time together!?
[03:05] ---
    Is that okay with all of
    you? Is it really okay?
[03:07] ---
    Cuz I think it's horrible!
[03:09] ---
    Say something, Tadakuni!
[03:14] ---
    Well, I mean, it's fun to
    hang out with your bros.
[03:19] ---
    Ah, that line.
[03:21] ---
    "It's fun to hang out with your bros."
[03:24] ---
    That's a defeatist's statement.
[03:26] ---
    Have you all thought about
    what you're guilty of?
[03:29] ---
    If you have, then get a girlfriend,
    you bunch of criminals!
[03:35] ---
    Now then, let's begin this meeting to
    decide what we should do this summer.
[03:41] ---
    Hang on!
[03:42] ---
    You need to stop leading this thing.
[03:44] ---
    What? And here I just got you all fired up.
[03:48] ---
    Like hell.
[03:49] ---
    You're no good! Call Karasawa!
    Make him the moderator!
[04:00] ---
    Karasawa? Can you come to Tadakuni's?
    And wear your uniform.
[04:05] ---
    How horrible. It's summer and it's just
    a bunch of dudes hanging out...
[04:09] ---
    Shut up. Who cares?
[04:12] ---
    Please. Our spirits are low enough already.
[04:13] ---
    I don't care if it is all guys!
[04:16] ---
    Die!
[04:19] ---
    Hey, hold up, Tadakuni's little sister.
[04:21] ---
    What do you think?
[04:22] ---
    About what?
[04:24] ---
    Out of us, who would you rather date?
[04:30] ---
    Karasawa.
[04:34] ---
    Looks like you've got a good eye.
[04:36] ---
    Have a seat.
[04:38] ---
    Please stop that.
[04:40] ---
    - I spoke too soon.
    - Hang on a sec!
[04:42] ---
    It was a joke! A joke!
[04:45] ---
    Hey, don't pick on Karasawa!
[04:47] ---
    Now, back to our topic...
[04:49] ---
    Here it is, summer. So
    why is it just us guys?
[04:52] ---
    Hey, I said that's enough of that!
[04:53] ---
    Why are you back in charge again?
[04:56] ---
    Okay, okay, so where shall we
    go this summer? Any ideas?
[05:00] ---
    There's no time left!
[05:01] ---
    The beach is fine! The beach!
[05:03] ---
    - Yeah, the beach!
    - The beach!
SIGN    You say summer, we say the beach! And that means swimsuits!
[05:06] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
    is brought to you by our sponsors.
[05:12] ---
    - That was pretty normal.
    - Yeah, normal.
SIGN    But for these high school boys, things won't quite turn out like that.
SIGN    High School Boys and Beach Houses
[05:33] ---
    Why am I the only one wearing
    their school swimsuit!?
[05:40] ---
    Like I would know.
[05:41] ---
    Don't ask us.
[05:44] ---
    What's with you being such a
    stickler for the school rules?
[05:47] ---
    Let's forget this dude and
    pick up some bikini babes!
SIGN    Menu: Udon, Soba, Ramen, Spaghetti
[06:18] ---
    We're not meeting anyone.
[06:20] ---
    I wonder why...
[06:38] ---
    The hell?
[06:40] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:43] ---
    Sorry, it's nothing.
[06:46] ---
    C'mon, tell us.
[06:48] ---
    If I tell you, promise not to get mad?
[06:50] ---
    We promise. What is it?
SIGN    Noodles
[06:58] ---
    Those girls were noodle suckers.
[07:19] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    Irohani Inn
SIGN    High School Boys and Hot Springs Table Tennis
[07:33] ---
    This inn kicks ass! Who else but Karasawa?
[07:36] ---
    - Damn, this steam is intense.
    - There's a lot of it.
[07:38] ---
    - A lotta steam.
    - The steam's everywhere.
[07:42] ---
    What'd you guys do at the beach?
[07:44] ---
    Hidenori was being all weird again.
[07:48] ---
    Guess what he said.
[07:50] ---
    - "Noodle suckers"?
    - How did you know?
[07:52] ---
    Can't we just drop this already!?
[07:58] ---
    Look, table tennis!
[08:00] ---
    Awesome! Wanna play, ya know, that?
[08:03] ---
    Trivia style?
[08:05] ---
    The version where you hit the ball
    while answering a question?
[08:08] ---
    If that's the case, let's
    make this interesting.
[08:10] ---
    Okay. The loser hits the student
    council prez in the face.
[08:13] ---
    HELL YEAH!
[08:19] ---
    Ready for this?
[08:21] ---
    Three misses and it's punishment time.
[08:24] ---
    Round one, question:
[08:26] ---
    - Names of Uranus's moons!
    - Huh!?
[08:29] ---
    Begin!
[08:31] ---
    Ariel!
[08:32] ---
    Umbriel!
[08:33] ---
    Titania!
[08:40] ---
    H-Hang on! Wasn't that question kinda hard!?
[08:43] ---
    Round two, question:
[08:45] ---
    Names of black world leaders!
[08:48] ---
    Republic of Kenya: Mwai Kibaki!
[08:50] ---
    Republic of Senegal: Abdoul Mbaye!
[08:54] ---
    Obama.
[08:55] ---
    He took mine!
[08:57] ---
    You guys planned this!
[09:00] ---
    Not at all.
[09:01] ---
    Fine, then let me choose!
[09:03] ---
    Sure, go for it.
[09:08] ---
    I'll go with my area of expertise.
[09:14] ---
    Countries with moons on their flags!
[09:18] ---
    Malaysia!
[09:20] ---
    Tunisia!
[09:23] ---
    Algeria!
[09:24] ---
    Pakistan!
[09:25] ---
    I only knew Malaysia...
[09:29] ---
    What's with these guys? Fine, you all win.
SIGN    Tadakuni gives the student council prez 1 punch!
SIGN    High School Boys and Radio DJs
[09:50] ---
    It's Hidenori Tabata's Talking FS!
[09:54] ---
    And so let's begin the radio
    program by teens for teens.
[09:59] ---
    I'm the host of Hidenori
    Tabata's Talking FS, Hidenori.
[10:06] ---
    And we have a wonderful guest for you today,
[10:10] ---
    singer/songwriter, Yoshi C. Tenryuji.
[10:15] ---
    How has work been lately?
[10:18] ---
    How's what been?
[10:19] ---
    Work. Lately.
[10:21] ---
    Who?
[10:22] ---
    Uh, you.
[10:23] ---
    Why?
[10:24] ---
    Jeez, enough. What kind of
    characterization is this?
[10:28] ---
    On this program, the guest and I will demolish
    young people's trivial misconceptions.
[10:35] ---
    So with that, the two of us are going
    to get started. Please stay tuned.
[10:39] ---
    This program is brought
    to you by Square Enix.
[10:47] ---
    And with that, let's take a
    look at our first postcard.
[10:52] ---
    This question is from
    "Megalodon" in Kanagawa.
[10:56] ---
    "Please tell me why high school boys have
    bad attitudes with their mothers," they ask.
[11:04] ---
    Why indeed?
[11:08] ---
    That's because...
[11:12] ---
    Wait, what?
[11:13] ---
    Don't break character!
[11:15] ---
    They often say things like,
    "Shut up, bitch. I'll kill you."
[11:18] ---
    Why is this, Yoshi C...um, something?
[11:22] ---
    Tengenji.
[11:24] ---
    Huh? Wasn't it Tenryuji?
[11:26] ---
    Um...
[11:28] ---
    Well, it's basically because
    mothers don't talk to their sons,
[11:31] ---
    except to scold them or
    ask them to do something.
[11:35] ---
    Therefore, their attitudes
    naturally turn bad.
[11:37] ---
    I think mothers should say things
    that would make their sons happy.
[11:44] ---
    Is that so?
[11:45] ---
    Well, actually, I was hoping
    for a funny answer, but...
[11:51] ---
    And with that, we'll be sending
    Megalodon a program sticker.
[11:56] ---
    Moving on...
[11:58] ---
    Next up is a question
    from "Durian" in Fukuoka.
[12:04] ---
    They ask, "Why do high school
    boys dress so unseemly?"
[12:10] ---
    Well, certainly, the image of loose
    pants and shirts does come to mind.
[12:14] ---
    But why is this?
[12:15] ---
    Well, there's only one answer.
    Their mothers buy clothes that are too large.
[12:20] ---
    Again with the mothers!?
[12:22] ---
    Indeed. Most problems high school boys
    have are due to their mothers.
[12:28] ---
    This is because they were
    originally a part of their mothers.
[12:32] ---
    What are you talking about?
[12:35] ---
    And with that, that's all
    the time we have for today!
[12:40] ---
    It seems that Yoshi C.
    totally wasn't in character.
[12:44] ---
    Beg pardon.
[12:45] ---
    We plan to have another
    amazing guest next time.
[12:50] ---
    Talking FS was presented to you
    by us, featuring me, Hidenori.
[12:56] ---
    Thank you very much.
[12:57] ---
    ...Thanks.
[13:07] ---
    Dude, c'mon, Tadakuni! Get into it!
[13:15] ---
    See you next week!
[13:29] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
[13:35] ---
    There's only a little time
    left for summer vacation.
SIGN    High School Boys and Summer Memories
[13:40] ---
    Let's have fun till we puke!
[13:42] ---
    Do it so there's no regrets.
[13:55] [SONG] ---
    That first early star that
    shines in the twilight
[14:04] [SONG] ---
    I'm waiting for you in a place you can see
[14:09] [SONG] ---
    The capsule that encased us
    as we soared through the air
[14:17] [SONG] ---
    In the midst of billions
    of memories at this instant
[14:26] [SONG] ---
    We'll continue to go around
[14:29] [SONG] ---
    For some reason, I dream of searching for you
[14:35] [SONG] ---
    For some strange reason, I can be myself
[14:41] [SONG] ---
    Place your wishes on the
    whimsical singing wind
[14:47] [SONG] ---
    That blows all over this world
[14:50] [SONG] ---
    That's an exaggeration
[14:52] [SONG] ---
    Can I see you again someday?
[15:04] ---
    Hello? Oh, Tadakuni.
[15:07] ---
    Tomorrow? Let's see...
[15:10] ---
    Where shall we go?
[15:11] ---
    Where shall we...go?
[15:16] ---
    Today's September fourth!?
[15:18] ---
    Summer vacation is over!
[15:26] ---
    Ugh, the new term has started...
[15:30] ---
    D: Dog.
[15:32] ---
    G: Girl.
[15:33] ---
    L: Lo—hey, why are we playing shiritori?
[15:36] ---
    - I: Inseminate.
    - E: Exterminate.
[15:37] ---
    - What the hell is this?
    - S: Sir.
[15:40] ---
    - R: Ruby.
    - Knock it off!
[15:42] ---
    F: Fox.
[15:44] ---
    - X: Xylophone.
    - Enough!
[15:46] ---
    So, summer is finally over.
[15:48] ---
    Sure was a short one.
[15:51] ---
    Ugh, the new term has started...
[15:55] ---
    D: Dog.
[15:56] ---
    Girl.
[15:57] ---
    L: Love—hey, dammit, enough!
SIGN    High School Boys and the Train to School
[16:08] ---
    There was a girl who rode the same
    train as me every morning.
[16:14] ---
    I would spend the entire ride trying to
    think of a way to talk to her.
[16:21] ---
    I gazed at her every day.
[16:24] ---
    I was simply captivated by her.
[16:28] ---
    Because...
[16:32] ---
    she had a hair growing out of her mole.
[16:36] ---
    I totally want to tell her!
[16:40] ---
    However, I didn't have that kind of courage.
[16:53] ---
    Ugh, I couldn't tell her today, either.
[16:59] ---
    So that's how it is. What do you think?
[17:03] ---
    You shouldn't say anything.
[17:04] ---
    I guess not...
[17:06] ---
    I mean, it is bad to say things
    about a woman's body, but I...
[17:11] ---
    Give it up. Your kindness
    won't be taken as such.
[17:29] ---
    That's true.
[17:31] ---
    If some guy just said to me I had hair
    growing out of my mole, I'd hit him.
[17:36] ---
    She might also think, "He likes me. Eww!"
    And I don't want that.
[17:41] ---
    Nothing good can come of it for me. But I can't
    say that I don't have any ulterior motives.
[17:51] ---
    But what's with that?
[17:54] ---
    No matter what, I'll
    definitely tell her today!
[17:57] ---
    Definitely!
[18:04] ---
    Ugh, I'm so close!
[18:08] ---
    I can't do this. Save me, Yoshitake!
[18:12] ---
    I knew I couldn't do it!
[18:17] ---
    This is no good. I give up.
[18:19] ---
    I'll ride a different train tomorrow.
[18:25] ---
    Wait, hold on. Something's
    strange. This is strange.
[18:31] ---
    If you think about it, this hair really stands
    out. So why has she let it grow this long?
[18:36] ---
    You'd think someone she
    knows would've told her.
[18:40] ---
    Has no one told her about it?
[18:46] ---
    Someone to tell her... Anyone...
[18:52] ---
    Maybe this girl...
[18:55] ---
    has no friends...
[18:58] ---
    This mole hair is...
[19:01] ---
    the proof of her isolation.
[19:04] ---
    Is no one there for her?
[19:11] ---
    No one?
[19:20] ---
    Wait!
[19:26] ---
    No, I was there.
[19:29] ---
    It's no longer about me.
[19:32] ---
    My only thought is that I must get rid of
    that damned mole hair, no matter what!
[19:45] ---
    A hair's growing from your mole.
[20:03] ---
    Thank you!
[20:14] ---
    And that is the story of a foolish man who was
    seriously worried about something so trivial.
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    Sad nights envelop us
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    However, we still continue to dream
[20:41] [SONG] ---
    And that's enough, yeah enough
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    So long as I'm alive, I'm
    sure I'll see you again
[21:01] [SONG] ---
    The sun is watching
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    The sun will sing
[21:21] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[21:23] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[21:26] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:31] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[21:33] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I believe in you, the only sun
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Until I reach your house
SIGN    Girl Power
[21:56] ---
    High School Girls Are Funky
SIGN    Boyfriends and Uniforms
[22:11] ---
    Hey, how do you get a boyfriend?
[22:16] ---
    Huh?
[22:18] ---
    - Hey, boyfriends are—
    - What disgraceful things are you talking about!?
SIGN    Fin
[22:28] ---
    - Psh, going on like that.
    - Calm down, Yanagin.
[22:32] ---
    For now, let's just do something
    since we have some free time. Okay?
[22:38] ---
    It is true that we have free time.
[22:40] ---
    What shall we do?
[22:42] ---
    What to do?
[22:43] ---
    We can do anything!
[22:46] ---
    Again with saying weird things.
[22:49] ---
    Because we're high school girls!
[22:51] ---
    Rock band, jazz band, karate, kendo, mah-jong,
    cyborgs, synchronized swimming...
[22:56] ---
    No matter what we do, it will bear
    financial fruit, for we are popular!
[23:00] ---
    We can't do synchronized swimming...
[23:03] ---
    In that regard, I feel
    bad for high school boys.
[23:07] ---
    Even though they're only good at fighting or sports,
    they were carelessly given a daily-life anime!
[23:15] ---
    - Poor high school boys...
    - Don't worry about it...
[23:19] ---
    That's unnecessary of you.
[23:22] ---
    Habara, let me see your
    big brother's uniform.
[23:24] ---
    Why?
[23:25] ---
    Because anything high school
    girls do is interesting.
[23:29] ---
    Hey, that sounds interesting. Let's do it!
[23:31] ---
    Knock it off!
[23:34] ---
    - Woo!
    - A high school boy's uniform!
[23:38] ---
    This is disgraceful.
[23:41] ---
    Wow, it smells funny!
[23:47] ---
    W-Welcome...
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and the School Festival, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time there'll be a
    lot of new characters.
SIGN    New character intros: North Sanada High's Student Council
[23:59] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsors.
SIGN    East Sanada High's Student Council President A.K.A. Ringo
[24:05] ---
    - That was normal.
    - Yup. Normal.

Season 1

4 - High School Boys and the School Festival etc

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[00:25] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    furikaereba hora
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    baka mitai ni warau kao ga
    doko mademo susumaseru
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
    tsumugu shousetsu no purorohgu
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
    hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN    High School Boys and Eavesdropping
[02:05] ---
    Is that Hidenori and Yoshitake?
[02:10] ---
    I wonder what those two talk about
    when it's just the two of them...
[02:20] ---
    And that's that.
[02:21] ---
    Then what happened?
[02:23] ---
    And then, what else appeared
    but the merman's older brother?
[02:28] ---
    Ah, so the little brother
    really did die in an accident.
[02:32] ---
    I have no clue what the
    hell they're talking about!
[02:35] ---
    By the way, yesterday I was watching
    [redacted] and it was really small.
[02:38] ---
    - And now it's getting dirty.
    - I was shocked.
[02:40] ---
    So when the two of them are alone,
    this is what they talk about?
[02:44] ---
    Are they holding back when I'm around?
[02:47] ---
    - Right, right, right.
    - Well, I guess they would talk like this, normally.
[02:53] ---
    In that case, I'm...I'm...
[02:57] ---
    But damn, just how long are you guys
    gonna to talk about dirty stuff?
[03:00] ---
    - By the way, you know the Republocrat Party?
    - Yeah.
[03:02] ---
    They're...
[03:03] ---
    Now they're doing forced
    political conversation?
[03:05] ---
    They're going to finish the Sano Cannon.
[03:07] ---
    The Sano Cannon!? The meteor
    bullets won't reach!
[03:11] ---
    What the hell are they talking about now!?
[03:14] ---
    What's more, they're not talking about
    me at all! Dammit! What is this!?
[03:20] ---
    Now that I think about it,
    maybe we weren't that close after all...
[03:24] ---
    I think it's been over a
    month since we've hung out.
[03:27] ---
    - Shall we go?
    - Yeah.
[03:30] ---
    No, there's still time.
[03:33] ---
    Hidenori and...
[03:36] ---
    Yoshitake...
[03:38] ---
    I need to get closer with them!
[03:41] ---
    Hey, wait!
[03:49] ---
    Huh?
[03:51] ---
    Who are these guys!?
SIGN    Who are these two men who look like Hidenori and Yoshitake?
[03:55] ---
    - Daily Lives of High School Boys...
    - Is brought to you by our sponsors.
[04:00] ---
    Who are you people?
SIGN    Who the hell cares!?
SIGN    High School Boys and the School Festival 1
[04:23] ---
    P-President...
[04:25] ---
    Why are you acting like
    scaredy cats? Let's go!
[04:28] ---
    But President...
[04:30] ---
    This is our first time
    entering an all-boys school.
[04:33] ---
    Reasons like that are why
    boys don't respect you!
[04:36] ---
    Huh? They don't respect us?
[04:40] ---
    Well, I don't actually know.
[04:41] ---
    Today, I will show you the difference in refinement
    between all-girls and all-boys schools!
[04:45] ---
    The difference between these
[04:48] ---
    empty-headed boys and us!
SIGN    Student Council Room
[04:50] ---
    Excuse us!
[05:02] ---
    Did we mistakenly go to the room
    all the hoodlums hang out in?
[05:05] ---
    No, this is definitely
    the student council room.
[05:14] ---
    Who the hell are you all?
[05:18] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[05:20] ---
    Amazing.
[05:23] ---
    Um, w-we're from East Sanada High's
    Student Council...
[05:29] ---
    Hey...
[05:33] ---
    I'm sorry,
[05:35] ---
    but I must ask you all to
    put on these visitor passes.
[05:39] ---
    Oh, is that so? Sorry about that.
    We'll put them on right away.
[05:51] ---
    This student council room sure is well kept.
[05:56] ---
    It's so different from ours, which is always littered
    with papers and gadgets and food and clothes...
[06:04] ---
    So this is an all-boys school...
[06:06] ---
    They are all very attentive
    and well behaved...
SIGN    Male High School Students
[06:11] ---
    Compared to this... Compared to this,
    gi—girl high school students are...
SIGN    Female High School Students
[06:20] ---
    I've had enough!
[06:26] ---
    Someone...
[06:27] ---
    go buy better snacks with this!
[06:30] ---
    No! I'm not upset about the snacks!
[06:33] ---
    In that case, could you tell us what
    offense we have committed?
[06:38] ---
    That's...
[06:41] ---
    I can't say it's because
    I felt inferior to them...
[06:47] ---
    No.
[06:48] ---
    It's nothing.
[06:50] ---
    This sucks!
[06:52] ---
    I'll bet they think I'm weird now!
[06:55] ---
    What a dangerous woman.
[06:57] ---
    Something's wrong with this woman.
[07:00] ---
    This woman has flipped.
SIGN    Everyone thinks she's worse than weird.
[07:05] ---
    Stop that foolishness right now!
[07:09] ---
    Vice President...
[07:11] ---
    I'm the one who invited them.
[07:14] ---
    Student Council President,
    you were here all along?
[07:17] ---
    "Invited"...?
[07:20] ---
    What is this all about?
[07:22] ---
    The school festival.
[07:23] ---
    I don't know what they're thinking, but
    the\nhead honchos want us to do it with East Sanada.
[07:29] ---
    So, I invited them here so
    we could have a meeting.
[07:32] ---
    You should tell us these things
    beforehand to avoid causing trouble...
[07:38] ---
    In any event, I'm looking forward to
    working with you, Miss East Sanada Prez.
[07:44] ---
    Let us both do our best.
[07:46] ---
    Sure.
[07:47] ---
    I'm the president!
[07:49] ---
    Sorry!
[07:51] ---
    Dammit! Making light of us at every chance!
[07:56] ---
    We will definitely win this school festival!
[07:59] ---
    Why is Ringo so upset?
[08:02] ---
    No idea.
SIGN    High School Boys and the School Festival 2
[08:19] ---
    In order to build some hype,
[08:21] ---
    it was decided that the school festival would be
    done by North Sanada and East Sanada together.
[08:27] ---
    Even though it's such a special day...
[08:31] ---
    I'm totally fuming right now!
[08:34] ---
    These dumb high school boys that I so looked
    down on are actually superior to us!
[08:39] ---
    There is only one way for me and my school
    to regain what's left of our shredded dignity!
[08:45] ---
    I must defeat this male
    student council president.
[08:53] ---
    Well, we're here.
[08:55] ---
    We used three whole classrooms for it.
[08:59] ---
    The North High student council...
SIGN    Sweet House Entrance
[09:00] ---
    presents the jumbo haunted house!
[09:03] ---
    We hate that school festival haunted
    houses are often considered cheap,
[09:08] ---
    so we went all-out for this one!
[09:11] ---
    "All-out"? So you're saying
    you're proud of this?
[09:15] ---
    Totally. Super proud.
[09:17] ---
    We want you to try it out.
[09:20] ---
    You'll scream till your vocal cords tear!
[09:22] ---
    Fine, if I can make it through this thing you're so proud
    of without making a peep, it'll be a victory for me!
[09:30] ---
    Sure, if that's how you want to see it.
[09:35] ---
    All right, let's go!
[09:36] ---
    Us, too!?
[09:43] ---
    Welcome...
[09:47] ---
    Excuse me, but could you pick them up?
[09:51] ---
    Those things rolling around over there...
[09:54] ---
    My eyeballs!
[10:05] ---
    Ah, welcome.
[10:07] ---
    Sorry, but this area isn't ready yet.
[10:12] ---
    Could you please come back later?
[10:25] ---
    My heaaad!
[10:28] ---
    Dieee!
[10:31] ---
    I did it! I reached the end!
    I withstood it! I really did! I win!
[10:45] ---
    H-Hey, you got here way too soon!
[10:48] ---
    I haven't even changed yet.
    This is quite a predicament.
[10:52] ---
    But, you did scream just now, didn't you?
[10:55] ---
    - In other words, this is a vic—
    - Dieee!
[10:57] ---
    I'm sorry!
[11:09] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and the School Festival 3
[11:21] ---
    Enjoy the school festival!
[11:24] ---
    Have fun!
SIGN    Reception
[11:33] ---
    Reception is usually the student
    council's job, isn't it?
[11:40] ---
    How long do we have to do this?
[11:42] ---
    Huh? I dunno.
[11:44] ---
    - It took me till really late.
    - Really?
[11:51] ---
    Oh, a maid! She's running.
[11:55] ---
    Oh.
[11:58] ---
    I'm amazed anyone would wear that getup.
[12:01] ---
    What are you talking about?
    What's the big deal?
[12:04] ---
    We'd even dance in that.
[12:06] ---
    Oh.
[12:08] ---
    Hmph, women wouldn't even think twice
    about wearing something like that.
[12:14] ---
    Oh.
[12:16] ---
    Even if you searched the world over, the only
    people who would be embarrassed by it are men.
[12:21] ---
    Oh.
[12:23] ---
    Jeez. In addition to being dense,
    guys sure have a high opinion of themselves.
SIGN    She's getting a bit pretentious with her commentary on men.
SIGN    He notices, and says nothing.
[12:46] ---
    Oh my god, you came!
[12:48] ---
    No, no, I'm on duty.
[12:50] ---
    Okay, yeah I'll totally go!
[12:53] ---
    Hey, say hello!
[12:55] ---
    How ya doin'?
[12:57] ---
    Bye! See you later!
[13:01] ---
    Sorry about that.
[13:03] ---
    C'mon, that was a little...
[13:05] ---
    Jeez, don't be petty.
[13:07] ---
    That's the problem with guys.
[13:10] ---
    Oh.
[13:12] ---
    Jeez, you really can't be helped.
    Fix that aspect of yourself.
[13:16] ---
    Oh.
[13:17] ---
    Jeez, guys are also quick
    to get full of themselves.
[13:26] ---
    Excuse me for a moment.
[13:32] ---
    Hi, it's Yoshitake. Would you
    mind trading places with me?
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
[13:42] ---
    Something wrong?
[13:44] ---
    I'm sorry. I was out of line!
[13:47] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    High School Boys and the School Festival 4
[13:56] ---
    How many times must I say
    this before you understand?
[13:59] ---
    This is all for your sake! Please understand!
[14:02] ---
    I shall not simply do whatever I am told!
[14:05] ---
    Please do not always think of me as a child!
[14:09] ---
    I am already surveying the future...
[14:13] ---
    As expected, our clubs are fantastic.
[14:16] ---
    My child!
[14:18] ---
    And thus, I shall set off on my journey!
    Farewell, until we meet again!
[14:28] ---
    That performance was from East Sanada
    High School's drama department.
[14:32] ---
    Next up is a performance
    by their light music club.
[14:35] ---
    How was that, Mr. President?
    We're totally different than you all!
[14:41] ---
    Ringo, would you please chill out?
[14:45] ---
    Huh?
[14:46] ---
    Everyone is enjoying the school festival.
[14:51] ---
    Could you please stop
    with your boorish pride?
[14:57] ---
    Besides...
[14:59] ---
    if we really got serious, it
    wouldn't even be a challenge.
[15:15] ---
    Student Council President!
    What are you doing?
[15:19] ---
    They're asking for a fight, boys!
[15:21] ---
    And we've gotta take them up on it!
[15:24] ---
    Let's leave the hemming and hawing
    behind and settle things.
[15:29] ---
    - Too bad it'll be an overwhelming victory for me...
    - Bring it on!
[15:35] ---
    It's over...
[15:37] ---
    Our commendation-worthy school
    festival has just been destroyed.
[15:41] ---
    You can do it!
[15:42] ---
    - Kill 'im, School Prez!
    - Do your best!
[15:45] ---
    They're loving it!
[15:51] ---
    Sorry, but could you play some BGM?
[15:55] ---
    Got it!
[15:59] ---
    1...2...3...
[16:51] ---
    Prez, hang in there!
[16:53] ---
    You're our representative!
[17:02] ---
    Don't worry. These shoulders
    won't touch the floor!
[17:05] ---
    Because they're carrying all your spirits!
[17:22] ---
    You know, I'm not the type to hit a girl...
[17:40] ---
    I don't really know what kind
    of victory this was, but I won!
[17:44] ---
    This feels so good, I'm
    just gonna go with it!
[17:49] ---
    And that was the battle between the
    presidents of North High and East High.
[17:55] ---
    Don't pass that off as just another event!
[17:58] ---
    Nice, Karasawa!
[17:59] ---
    Once again, this is East
    High's light music club.
[18:09] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Asking for Advice
[18:21] ---
    Later.
[18:22] ---
    Bye.
[18:28] ---
    Nago.
[18:30] ---
    What?
[18:32] ---
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[18:34] ---
    What is it?
[18:37] ---
    How long are you gonna wear that bandanna?
[18:40] ---
    Say something sooner.
[18:46] ---
    No, that wasn't what I wanted to talk about.
[18:49] ---
    Then what?
[18:51] ---
    Recently, my friends have
    been really standoffish.
[18:54] ---
    If something's going on,
    they don't invite me.
[18:59] ---
    So, they don't invite you.
[19:03] ---
    Do you think you're at fault?
[19:06] ---
    Or are they?
[19:08] ---
    Them.
[19:10] ---
    Shall I just go talk to them
    to clear things up quickly?
[19:14] ---
    Stop that. It's embarrassing.
[19:17] ---
    That's what's wrong with you.
[19:19] ---
    If you really are close,
    then don't hide behind pretenses.
[19:23] ---
    Are you just waiting for
    them to ask you? Pathetic.
[19:28] ---
    But I understand how you
    could get all nihilistic.
[19:37] ---
    Got it.
[19:38] ---
    You may be right.
[19:41] ---
    I'll handle this in my own way.
[19:44] ---
    Hidenori...Yoshitake...
[19:48] ---
    Are those your friends?
[19:55] ---
    Go.
[19:58] ---
    What should I do?
[19:59] ---
    What should I say to them?
[20:01] ---
    What are you, a girl!?
[20:03] ---
    You're not fighting or anything,
    so just go talk to them like normal.
[20:12] ---
    Hey, you guys!
[20:16] ---
    Huh?
[20:18] ---
    Who are these guys!?
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:26] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[20:31] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[20:37] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[21:17] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[21:20] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[21:22] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[21:24] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:27] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[21:29] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[21:32] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[21:34] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    Jokes
[22:04] ---
    And here's what I think.
[22:06] ---
    Why are high school boys even still alive?
[22:11] ---
    What a horrible thing to say!
[22:13] ---
    Did something happen?
[22:15] ---
    Basically, there's nothing
    interesting to watch about them.
[22:19] ---
    In fact, they're just depressing.
[22:22] ---
    I'm just a high school girl, so I don't really get it,
    but seeing them try to act cool is depressing.
[22:29] ---
    That may be true.
[22:31] ---
    All day long they just knit their brows and
    try way too hard to be bad! It's irritating!
[22:39] ---
    As luck would have it, we have one of
    those typical high school boys next door.
[22:44] ---
    Let's hear what he thinks.
[22:47] ---
    Toshiyuki!
[22:50] ---
    Toshiyuki!
[23:00] ---
    What is it?
[23:01] ---
    Why don't you just die?
[23:03] ---
    Why do you bother to keep on living?
[23:09] ---
    What the hell!? Get down here!
[23:12] ---
    Don't get all high and mighty,
    you pitiful high school boy!
[23:17] ---
    Why do you think you even
    have anything to eat?
[23:20] ---
    It's thanks to the leftovers from the
    popularity of high school girls!
[23:24] ---
    You're not suited for an anime!
[23:26] ---
    - Are you cutting out our screen time?
    - Moron!
[23:30] ---
    Salmonella bacteria!
[23:37] ---
    - Yay! Snacks!
    - Snacks!
[23:40] ---
    What are you two, monkeys at the zoo!?
[23:46] ---
    What are you glaring at me for!? I'm not gonna
    take it from you! You're even worse than them!
SIGN    Next: High School Boys and the Tale of a Great Man, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time, Hidenori's memories of youth?
SIGN    The characters keep increasing but, even if you don't remember them, that's not a problem.
[23:59] ---
    - Daily Lives of High School Boys...
    - Was brought to you by our sponsors.
[24:05] ---
    Who the hell are you people!?
SIGN    Oh right, the theme for this last joke is on the bottom cover of the first book of the comic.
SIGN    

Season 1

5 - High School Boys and the Tale of a Great Man etc

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[00:00] ---
    
[00:07] ---
    Hey guys...
[00:08] ---
    This Yamauchi guy who writes the manga,
    I wonder what kind of guy he is...
[00:11] ---
    Good question.
[00:13] ---
    He's probably a high school boy, right?
[00:15] ---
    - Oh, because of the kind of jokes he uses?
    - You're wrong.
[00:19] ---
    - Oh, then maybe a high school girl?
    - Like hell.
[00:20] ---
    But you never know, it might
    actually be a high school girl.
[00:23] ---
    No possible way.
[00:24] ---
    Yeah. Taking the art style into account...
[00:26] ---
    A grade school boy!
[00:27] ---
    - Oh, right, right...
    - Don't "right, right," me. Are you screwing with me?
[00:31] ---
    Hey, what's with you
    complaining this whole time?
[00:33] ---
    Help us figure this out.
[00:35] ---
    Yeah, give us a hand.
[00:38] ---
    Wait, who are you?
[00:40] ---
    I'm Yamauchi's editor.
[00:42] ---
    You're not even Yamauchi!?
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[01:43] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[02:00] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and Dubbing
[02:28] ---
    Middle schoolers, huh?
[02:30] ---
    Looks like Gowa Middle School.
[02:32] ---
    Yup, that's Gowa.
[02:36] ---
    They sure are lively.
[02:38] ---
    What are they doing?
[02:40] ---
    Who knows?
[02:41] ---
    Let's give them lines.
[02:43] ---
    Die, you heathen!
[02:47] ---
    I cannot suffer you to live.
[02:50] ---
    Save me!
[02:52] ---
    Dear patrons, please try to keep
    your voices down in my shop.
[02:56] ---
    I told you it was your turn to pay today.
[02:58] ---
    You ordered the dried abalone!
    It's your fault I can't afford it!
[03:01] ---
    All right you two! Come
    with me to the back office!
[03:04] ---
    And thus, three years had passed.
[03:07] ---
    The time has come for
    you to leave this place!
[03:10] ---
    All right! To celebrate leaving this
    place, let's make rice cakes!
[03:14] ---
    You guys can't be helped.
[03:15] ---
    There!
[03:17] ---
    There!
[03:19] ---
    - There!
    - Someone turn the rice cake over!
[03:22] ---
    Ahh, I got rice in my eye!
[03:24] ---
    You are hereby expelled!
[03:26] ---
    Fin.
[03:29] ---
    However, she returned.
[03:32] ---
    Yes...for revenge!
[03:34] ---
    I won't die so easily!
    I'm taking you with me!
[03:38] ---
    She suicide bombered!
[03:39] ---
    And thus, the world was saved.
[03:42] ---
    By the way, don't you think those three guys
    who've been watching us are gross?
[03:47] ---
    They're totally trying to get us.
[03:50] ---
    Really? Yuck. Let's run away.
[03:55] ---
    Don't get depressed over
    something you just made up!
SIGN    Doing fake dubbing after doing real dubbing was a real surreal experience. (lol)
[04:01] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsors.
SIGN    We're also gonna halfassedly bring you a lot more content today, too!
[04:07] ---
    Three points!
SIGN    Sanada Station
SIGN    High School Boys and Seniority
[04:19] ---
    Hey, Motoharu!
[04:23] ---
    Over here!
[04:28] ---
    What do you want for dinner tonight?
[04:31] ---
    Hot pot sounds good.
[04:33] ---
    Yeah, that does sound good.
[04:35] ---
    This is your little bro, Mino?
[04:38] ---
    You don't look alike at all!
[04:41] ---
    Really?
[04:43] ---
    These are my friends.
[04:46] ---
    Nice to meet you. I'm Motoharu.
[04:50] ---
    The pleasure's all ours.
[04:58] ---
    This is bad.
[05:00] ---
    I'm surrounded by older girls.
[05:04] ---
    If this keeps up...
[05:08] ---
    I'll get teased!
[05:10] ---
    Do they intend to torment me just because
    I'm the "little brother" and can't fight back?
[05:17] ---
    Are they serious?
[05:20] ---
    Don't they realize that pride is more
    important to a man than his life?
[05:24] ---
    Hey, why are you growing a beard?
[05:26] ---
    Uh, errr...
[05:28] ---
    Not good. I need to seem strong
    or they'll make a fool of me.
[05:33] ---
    Does it really matter?
[05:37] ---
    What the hell do you think you're doing,
    getting lippy with your elders!?
[05:40] ---
    I'm sorry, Sis!
[05:42] ---
    You and your brother are close, huh Mino?
[05:44] ---
    Not good. As long as Sis is here,
    they will have the upper hand.
[05:49] ---
    Shave that beard.
[05:50] ---
    You know, he looks like
    that comedian, doesn't he?
[05:54] ---
    - Who?
    - You know, the one who says, "Bobbi!" or whatever.
[05:57] ---
    Eikura?
[05:59] ---
    He totally does!
[06:02] ---
    Hey, Eikura!
[06:03] ---
    Once is good enough, but just say, "Bobbi!"
[06:05] ---
    No, I can't really...
[06:07] ---
    It's fine. We won't laugh, so just do it!
[06:10] ---
    B-But...
[06:11] ---
    - Do it!
    - Okay, I'll do it!
[06:14] ---
    B-Bobbi!
[06:19] ---
    That's so funny...
[06:21] ---
    I want to murder each
    and every one of them...
[06:25] ---
    But, they're probably about as strong as me.
[06:29] ---
    They'll probably take me down...
[06:30] ---
    Ya know, I think his hairstyle is all wrong.
[06:33] ---
    Let's change it!
[06:36] ---
    For now, all I can do...
[06:40] ---
    So cute!
[06:42] ---
    Until these girls have had their fun...
[06:46] ---
    is bear it.
[06:51] ---
    Hey everyone, shall we get going?
[06:53] ---
    Finally, this circus of humiliation is over!
[06:58] ---
    Sis...
[06:59] ---
    I'm gonna head home now.
[07:02] ---
    What are you talking about?
    You're coming, too.
[07:07] ---
    Why?
[07:09] ---
    We have to buy the ingredients
    for tonight's dinner.
[07:12] ---
    Everyone's gonna be staying
    at our place tonight!
SIGN    The sound of his heart breaking.
SIGN    High School Boys and Saviors
[07:39] ---
    What? You want to borrow
    equipment from our school?
[07:43] ---
    Yes.
[07:44] ---
    We understand how inconvenient this is.
[07:46] ---
    Just get your school to buy it for you.
[07:51] ---
    We need it for tomorrow.
[07:53] ---
    We forgot to get it ourselves...
[07:55] ---
    If the school finds out,
    we'll get in trouble.
[07:57] ---
    That's why we're asking you.
[08:00] ---
    If my school finds out I lent it to you,
    I'll be the one who gets in trouble.
[08:05] ---
    Please wait. We wouldn't let that happen.
[08:07] ---
    Let me through.
[08:09] ---
    We only need it for three hours!
[08:10] ---
    Please!
[08:12] ---
    We're begging you!
[08:13] ---
    Please!
[08:16] ---
    Listen to us!
[08:17] ---
    We're begging you!
[08:18] ---
    Fine, two and a half hours!
[08:20] ---
    We won't get you in trouble.
[08:22] ---
    It's just for a little bit!
[08:24] ---
    That's okay, right?
[08:26] ---
    Hey, you guys.
[08:30] ---
    That girl seems to be in a bit of a jam.
[08:37] ---
    Could you please leave her alone?
[08:50] ---
    Hey, please.
[08:58] ---
    Who do you think you are!?
[09:00] ---
    Mind yer own business!
[09:02] ---
    Now, now, let's not resort to violence.
[09:06] ---
    I'll shut you up good!
[09:13] ---
    Jeez...
[09:15] ---
    There, there...
[09:17] ---
    Oh, good lord...
[09:23] ---
    Are you okay?
[09:24] ---
    Oh, uh, yes.
[09:27] ---
    Come on.
[09:29] ---
    Let's go.
[09:31] ---
    Looks like our ruse worked.
[09:34] ---
    It was all we could do in this situation.
[09:37] ---
    The rest is up to you, Ringo.
[09:40] ---
    If he finds out that we know you,
[09:43] ---
    this guy would get unbelievably embarrassed.
[09:48] ---
    Now, just disappear into
    the night with that man.
[09:52] ---
    Or, you can tear up and proclaim,
    "I didn't need your help!"
[09:56] ---
    In any event, please bluff so that
    he doesn't realize his mistake.
[10:04] ---
    WHAT!?
[10:07] ---
    Seriously, lady?
[10:09] ---
    Figure it out!
[10:10] ---
    Read the situation, Ringo, you idiot!
[10:14] ---
    Oh, sorry. It wasn't my intention to...
[10:17] ---
    Hey you, these people—
[10:29] ---
    Good, she figured it out!
[10:32] ---
    Who do you think you are!?
[10:34] ---
    Not that!
[10:36] ---
    It's no use.
SIGN    In the end, he figured it out.
SIGN    High School Boys and Old Friends
[10:48] ---
    Hidenori! Yoshitake!
[10:51] ---
    It's been a while!
[10:52] ---
    Remember me?
[10:54] ---
    Hey, it's Kiyotaka!
[10:55] ---
    How long's it been? Since middle school?
[10:57] ---
    You guys are at North, right? How's it going?
[10:59] ---
    Well, ya know...
[11:02] ---
    I'm at Central, and the school
    rules are pretty strict.
[11:06] ---
    - Oh?
    - Yeah, I've heard that.
[11:09] ---
    Dude, we're...
[11:19] ---
    The death gaze!
[11:21] ---
    Why?
[11:22] ---
    I dunno, but, could it be because we're
    interrupting her time with her boyfriend?
[11:27] ---
    Hey, what should we do in this situation?
[11:30] ---
    No clue. Let's just bail.
[11:32] ---
    Well, we gotta go! Later!
[11:34] ---
    Hold up! Let's grab a bite first!
[11:36] ---
    Dude, take a hint!
[11:42] ---
    Oh, by the way, how's Kugihiko?
[11:44] ---
    Errr, he's fine.
[11:49] ---
    So Kugihiko's doing okay... That's good!
[11:54] ---
    What are you laughing about,
    you idiot! Get a clue!
[11:58] ---
    We're totally pissing off
    your girlfriend, bonehead!
[12:01] ---
    Hey, listen. I recently went on a group date,
    and it was all kinds of bad!
[12:05] ---
    What are you saying!?
    Your girlfriend's right next to you!
[12:08] ---
    Just how dense are you!?
[12:12] ---
    Hey...your girlfriend is...
[12:16] ---
    Oh, her?
[12:18] ---
    She's my little sister.
[12:21] ---
    She's got a demon's gaze, huh?
[12:22] ---
    Apparently, she lost her contacts.
[12:26] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[12:30] ---
    She can't see a thing so I came to get her!
[12:34] ---
    - What's so funny!?
    - Tell us that from the start!
SIGN    High School Boys and the Tale of a Great Man
SIGN    Shrine
[12:52] ---
    If someone were to ask, "Who do you respect?"
[12:55] ---
    how would you answer?
[12:58] ---
    Most people would surely offer up
    the name of a great person.
[13:07] ---
    I'm a little different.
[13:12] ---
    This is a tale from eight years ago.
[13:16] ---
    Before I met Tadakuni and Yoshitake,
[13:22] ---
    I was being bullied.
[14:19] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:22] ---
    Were you being bullied?
[14:24] ---
    Hey now, I'm not a sketchy person.
[14:29] ---
    I am a friend to the weak.
[14:38] ---
    When you're in a pinch, blow that whistle,
[14:42] ---
    and I will come running to save you.
[14:47] ---
    Until we meet again!
[14:53] ---
    With that said, he disappeared.
[14:58] ---
    Several days later, I got my
    chance to blow that whistle.
[15:05] ---
    Are you screwing with us?
[15:08] ---
    I thought I told you to bring money!
[15:13] ---
    Do you want a stomping?
[15:21] ---
    Don't blow it!
[15:23] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[15:25] ---
    Don't rely on the strong to save you!
[15:29] ---
    Don't blow that!
[15:31] ---
    Rubber Shot!
[15:37] ---
    He shot rubber bands at us!
[15:39] ---
    I just remembered...
[15:40] ---
    This must be the "Rubber Shooter!"
[15:43] ---
    He's the one who supposedly beat
    the Matsuishi brothers, and Tabuchi!
[15:47] ---
    What?
[15:56] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:58] ---
    Why?
[15:59] ---
    I didn't even blow the whistle,
[16:01] ---
    but you helped me anyway.
[16:10] ---
    Helping a precious friend is only natural!
[16:15] ---
    With that said, he left
    and I never saw him again.
[16:22] ---
    I believed in what he said,
[16:26] ---
    and I've tried to live
    my life to be like him.
[16:30] ---
    And when I feel like I can't take it anymore,
[16:32] ---
    I come back to this shrine.
[16:42] ---
    Th-This is...
[16:44] ---
    This is the melody that he was
    always whistling, Pachelbel's Canon!
[16:49] ---
    Could he be up there!?
[16:52] ---
    This can't be! Am I really going to see him!?
[17:07] ---
    Hey, what are you doing in a place like this?
[17:13] ---
    If someone were to ask, "Who do you respect?"
    how would you answer?
[17:19] ---
    I think I would say Hideo Noguchi.
SIGN    High School Boys and Book-Loving Girls 3
[17:58] ---
    NOOOOOO!
[18:01] ---
    NOOOOOO!
[18:05] ---
    D-Dammit! She found me!
[18:09] ---
    This situation...
[18:10] ---
    I'll bet this chick is expecting an unrealistic
    "boy meets girl" type of thing.
[18:17] ---
    On a beautiful riverbank at sunset, she wants
    a lone boy who's reading a book to talk to her.
[18:24] ---
    Are you sure your brain hasn't
    tried to defy gravity?
[18:27] ---
    Look, her eyes are all distant...
[18:30] ---
    I can see from here that her maiden
    gauge is totally red-lining right now!
[18:36] ---
    Dammit.
[18:37] ---
    It seems she doesn't know how much I suffered
    trying to get those loony phrases out last time.
[18:43] ---
    However, I am an entertainer.
[18:46] ---
    And I intend to give this girl
    some fun this time as well.
[18:50] ---
    I never thought I would enter this
    ridiculous atmosphere again...
[18:54] ---
    Here comes a cool phrase.
[19:00] ---
    The wind...is chilly.
[19:02] ---
    Dammit! That was totally
    normal! It wasn't cool at all!
[19:06] ---
    She doesn't seem that into it.
[19:08] ---
    Calm down. Think deeply.
[19:13] ---
    A cold front is coming.
[19:14] ---
    I just said calm down!
[19:15] ---
    I'm sorry!
[19:16] ---
    This time. This time for sure!
[19:20] ---
    This wintry gale comes from Siberia.
[19:23] ---
    Huh!?
[19:24] ---
    I-I'm sorry! My apologies.
[19:27] ---
    I'm so sorry. I guess I'm
    not that good at this...
[19:30] ---
    Um...uhh...
[19:34] ---
    Okay, here goes...
[19:37] ---
    Today...
[19:38] ---
    the wind sparkles.
[19:40] ---
    There it is!
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:51] [SONG] ---
    Sad nights envelop us
[19:57] [SONG] ---
    However, we still continue to dream
[20:02] [SONG] ---
    And that's enough, yeah enough
[20:11] [SONG] ---
    So long as I'm alive, I'm
    sure I'll see you again
[20:22] [SONG] ---
    The sun is watching
[20:32] [SONG] ---
    The sun will sing
[20:42] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[20:47] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[20:49] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:52] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[20:54] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[20:59] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:02] [SONG] ---
    I believe in you, the only sun
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    Until I reach your house
[21:27] ---
    - All wrong...
    - Huh?
[21:29] ---
    This is all wrong.
[21:30] ---
    It sucks.
[21:32] ---
    Huh? What does?
[21:34] ---
    Our movements and the song
    aren't matching at all!
[21:37] ---
    With a girl band like this, the high
    school boys will look down on us,
[21:40] ---
    and they won't get on the
    high school girls bandwagon,
[21:43] ---
    and with the mop and broom we
    won't sell a year's worth in a week,
[21:46] ---
    so we won't be able to make
    enough money to go to London!
[21:51] ---
    We're going to London!?
[21:53] ---
    This isn't even that kind
    of anime to begin with.
[21:55] ---
    What are you saying!?
    Put your heart into it and let's practice!
[21:59] ---
    O-Okay...
SIGN    Enmity
[22:25] ---
    Idiot!
[22:27] ---
    Here's a recap from last time.
[22:29] ---
    Toshiyuki from next door gave us some snacks.
[22:33] ---
    However, they were all past
    their expiration date.
[22:45] ---
    Don't block my punches!
[22:47] ---
    Stand at attention! Attention!
[22:49] ---
    Okay, now stand just like that.
[22:52] ---
    I said don't block!
[22:55] ---
    Ikushima, hold him.
[22:56] ---
    You betcha!
[22:58] ---
    Okay! Now stay still!
[23:06] ---
    You seriously need to behave.
[23:08] ---
    My cheeks!
[23:09] ---
    Why do you look down on others
    so much, you hypocrite!?
[23:13] ---
    You need to recognize just how
    insignificant your existence really is!
[23:17] ---
    Your very existence is a bad joke!
[23:19] ---
    Sit seiza style! Siddown!
[23:21] ---
    Are you listening, you salmonella bacteria?
[23:29] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[23:30] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[23:31] ---
    Toshiyuki, I don't think you should
    worry about that scar anymore.
[23:36] ---
    I mean, it happened so many years ago.
[23:40] ---
    What a funny joke, Habara.
[23:44] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[23:48] ---
    Don't go giving him money...
[23:50] ---
    That's the absolute worst.
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and O Holy Nights, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time! Christmas! Or rather,
    the seasons are passing by way too quickly!
[24:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsors!
SIGN    And with that, we've finally caught up with the seasons.
SIGN    However, the uneventfulness at the end of the year is also part of the daily lives of high school boys.
[24:06] ---
    Hmm, nine points.
[24:07] ---
    
[24:09] ---
    
[24:11] ---
    

Season 1

6 - High School Boys and O Holy Nights etc

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[00:07] ---
    Hey, that reminds me...
[00:09] ---
    A long time ago, there was someone
    called the "Oriental Witch" in volleyball.
[00:12] ---
    Whoozzat?
[00:13] ---
    Well, I'm not really sure.
[00:15] ---
    It means she uses magic, right?
[00:17] ---
    You're not allowed to use magic in sports.
[00:19] ---
    I'm pretty sure she couldn't use magic.
[00:21] ---
    Okay, so maybe she was
    cosplaying as a magical girl...
[00:24] ---
    Dude, no one would cosplay while
    competing in the Olympics.
[00:26] ---
    It could have been a special privilege for
    Japan, the country of "Japanimation."
[00:30] ---
    They don't give "privileges" like that.
[00:31] ---
    Speaking of magical girls, they're always
    girls, right? They never seem to be boys...
[00:35] ---
    That's why they're called "magical girls"!
[00:37] ---
    Dude, who cares if there are magical boys?
    Or even magical high school boys?
[00:41] ---
    Hey, there was that something
    Potter kid, right?
[00:44] ---
    He was a magical high school boy.
[00:45] ---
    Putting it like that just
    sounds all kinds of wrong.
[00:48] ---
    C'mon, I bet all he did
    was hang out in his room,
[00:50] ---
    - chatting it up, wearing panties on his head.
    - He did not!
[00:53] ---
    He totally did. Ah—
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[01:27] [SONG] ---
    furikaereba hora
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    baka mitai ni warau kao ga
    doko mademo susumaseru
[01:36] [SONG] ---
    kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
    tsumugu shosetsu no purorohgu
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[01:57] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[02:04] [SONG] ---
    hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
    hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[02:14] [SONG] ---
    ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN    High School Boys and O Holy Nights
[02:43] ---
    She totally just threw a cinder block at us!
[02:45] ---
    She's gonna murder us.
[03:00] ---
    She just howled...
[03:03] ---
    She's totally gonna murder us.
[03:07] ---
    This all started when we came to
    Yoshitake's place on Christmas Eve.
[03:12] ---
    Hidenori set it off with
    one careless comment.
[03:16] ---
    You're always home on Christmas.
[03:24] ---
    I wasn't trying to be rude!
[03:26] ---
    I thought she was kinda cool and nice!
[03:29] ---
    She's a bigger idiot than me!
[03:32] ---
    She was the one who ended up slicing
    off Motoharu's chin, along with his beard!
[03:46] ---
    Yoshitake!
[04:17] ---
    I lost him...
[04:33] ---
    C-Couples everywhere...
[04:38] ---
    How embarrassing...
[04:44] ---
    This is pitiful...
[04:46] ---
    Why is this happening to me?
[04:53] ---
    This won't solve anything, but...
[04:57] ---
    we could try to pass it off.
[05:06] ---
    Are you an idiot!?
[05:09] ---
    Jeez...
SIGN    For some reason, today, the student council is doing odd jobs in their room!
[05:15] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys is brought
    to you by our sponsors-onsors-onsers—
SIGN    And that guy who's in the opening, Mitsuo, finally makes an appearance!
[05:21] ---
    Stop singing!
[05:27] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    2nd Year Students Class A
SIGN    High School Boys and the New Term
[05:41] ---
    Good morning.
[05:43] ---
    Mornin'.
[05:44] ---
    Been a while.
[05:46] ---
    Yoshitake, did you go to
    the shrine for New Year's?
[05:49] ---
    No, I usually don't.
[05:51] ---
    Yeah, most teens don't.
[05:54] ---
    What did you do over winter break?
[05:56] ---
    Played video games.
[05:59] ---
    Video games? Like what?
[06:01] ---
    Nah, even if I told you,
    I doubt you'd know it.
[06:05] ---
    It's an NES game called
    Sher[redacted] Holmes.
[06:09] ---
    Oh, that action game where you
    attack people by kicking them?
[06:13] ---
    And any time you touch a townsperson,
    you get hit repeatedly until you die, right?
[06:18] ---
    It's that game where you can
    abuse the continue feature.
[06:20] ---
    How do you guys know so much about it?
[06:23] ---
    Dude, why were those old games
    so unreasonably difficult?
[06:28] ---
    So that if you beat it, you could brag.
[06:31] ---
    That's what games are all about.
[06:33] ---
    That is so true!
[06:36] ---
    Have you guys ever played that ninja game,
    Shadow [redacted] Legend?
[06:40] ---
    Uh, no.
[06:41] ---
    - Nuh-uh.
    - Naw.
[06:44] ---
    It's this utter sense of loneliness
    that makes me dislike the NES.
[06:47] ---
    High schoolers these days don't play the NES.
[06:56] ---
    Hey, didn't it sound like the wind
    said "Skewered Rice Cakes" just now?
[07:10] ---
    Teacher's here.
[07:15] ---
    Good morning.
[07:17] ---
    Good morning.
[07:20] ---
    That printout we gave you
    at the end of last term...
[07:25] ---
    had a mistake on it.
[07:28] ---
    We hurried to send out a correction.
[07:35] ---
    But it looks like we forgot about your group.
SIGN    It's still winter vacation
SIGN    The opening ceremony for the new term is tomorrow
SIGN    Sorry!!
[07:49] ---
    Get back here!
[08:03] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and the Little Sister's Troubles
[08:16] ---
    It's Tadakuni's little sister.
[08:18] ---
    What is she doing here at North High?
[08:20] ---
    There's...something I want
    to talk to you about....
[08:24] ---
    Talk about?
[08:25] ---
    Did something happen?
[08:28] ---
    Yeah...
[08:31] ---
    A boy at school confessed that he liked me.
[08:34] ---
    Really?
[08:35] ---
    Wow, good for you.
[08:38] ---
    No. I had my reasons, so I turned him down.
[08:42] ---
    - Oh.
    - I see.
[08:44] ---
    And then?
[08:46] ---
    And then...
[08:48] ---
    He hit me.
[08:51] ---
    And then...
[08:52] ---
    he demanded to see me again today.
[08:55] ---
    Could you give me a hand?
[08:57] ---
    This is serious business.
[08:59] ---
    I'll go.
[09:00] ---
    Hang on.
[09:02] ---
    Hey, Little Sister. Do
    you know why he did that?
[09:08] ---
    I got a little lippy.
[09:11] ---
    I see.
[09:12] ---
    You need to solve this yourself.
[09:16] ---
    Why!?
[09:18] ---
    Cut me some slack here.
[09:20] ---
    You're the only person I
    can ask for help, Karasawa.
[09:24] ---
    Even if someone older intervenes,
    it won't solve the problem.
[09:36] ---
    I understand.
[09:38] ---
    Excuse me.
[09:53] ---
    How did things end up like this?
[09:57] ---
    This sucks.
[10:01] ---
    My stomach hurts...
[10:02] ---
    I don't wanna do this...
[10:17] ---
    It can't be helped. If I
    get hit, I'll hit him back.
[10:21] ---
    I'll ruin him.
[10:34] ---
    I'm sorry.
[11:02] ---
    I guess I'm also to blame here...
[11:17] ---
    Good, no problems here.
[11:29] ---
    So, I went out of my way for nothing?
[11:39] ---
    You were listening in!?
[11:41] ---
    So, I went out of my way for nothing?
[11:45] ---
    Dammit! There goes my chance to be the hero!
[11:48] ---
    Dude, at least hide your face!
SIGN    Tadakuni, her older brother, knows nothing about this.
[12:04] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Ringo's Troubles
[12:16] ---
    Ringo...
[12:18] ---
    Erm, "Miss."
[12:19] ---
    Do you have some business with us?
[12:22] ---
    I have something to ask you, okay?
[12:26] ---
    We aren't exactly counselors.
[12:29] ---
    Is there some kind of rumor
    going around or something?
[12:34] ---
    The other day, my friend called me smallfry.
[12:39] ---
    Am I seriously that small?
[12:43] ---
    You're completely normal.
[12:45] ---
    At the very least, guys
    don't care about height.
[12:49] ---
    You guys are holding back. This is no use.
[12:54] ---
    Where's your idiot student council president?
[12:56] ---
    He's in the classroom next door.
[13:00] ---
    I'll ask him.
[13:03] ---
    He's gonna get hit.
[13:06] ---
    Please wait!
[13:08] ---
    You're seriously normal!
[13:09] ---
    You have nothing to worry about!
[13:12] ---
    I know! Let's play a game!
[13:15] ---
    How old is our vice president?
[13:20] ---
    Twenty-eight?
[13:22] ---
    Are you serious?
[13:25] ---
    I'm seventeen...
[13:26] ---
    No way! You're younger than me!?
[13:29] ---
    That is surprising.
[13:32] ---
    Wait! Question two!
[13:34] ---
    Are there more upward running slopes
    or downward running slopes in Japan?
[13:41] ---
    Well, Japan has lots of mountains,
    so upwa—no wait...
[13:47] ---
    Umm...
[13:50] ---
    Umm...
[13:56] ---
    Aren't they the same!?
[13:58] ---
    What is with you guys!?
[14:01] ---
    Meow.
[14:04] ---
    Did a cat just meow?
[14:07] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[14:09] ---
    There may be one nearby.
[14:11] ---
    Meow. Meow.
[14:15] ---
    There's definitely one nearby!
[14:17] ---
    C'mere, c'mere!
[14:20] ---
    Meoow.
[14:23] ---
    So it was you!
[14:25] ---
    Jeez...
[14:29] ---
    What's with those guys!?
[14:36] ---
    Been a while, Ringo!
[14:39] ---
    What's up?
[14:41] ---
    DQ6. Best. Game. Ever.
[14:45] ---
    Do you think I'm small?
[14:49] ---
    Not good.
[14:50] ---
    You're you.
[14:53] ---
    I think you're wonderful
    just the way you are.
[14:58] ---
    Whoa, he actually tried for once!
[15:09] ---
    Wh-Wh-What are you saying!?
[15:14] ---
    We just can't win.
[15:26] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    Student Council Room
SIGN    High School Boys and Motoharu's Troubles
[15:36] ---
    Excuse me! There's something
    I'd like to ask of you!
[15:44] ---
    Fine, write your name and
    address on this paper.
[15:48] ---
    What do you need?
[15:50] ---
    Oh, okay!
[15:51] ---
    What number are we at now?
[15:53] ---
    We're just doing odd jobs now.
[15:56] ---
    I lost my dog.
[16:00] ---
    Could you look for him?
[16:05] ---
    It's all your fault that
    things are like this!
[16:07] ---
    Me?
[16:08] ---
    You've always been like this!
[16:11] ---
    You help people in trouble way too much!
[16:14] ---
    You do the same.
[16:16] ---
    People heard how helpful you are
    and this is how things turned out!
[16:20] ---
    You really should fix
    that aspect of yourself!
[16:25] ---
    When you get out in the real
    world, it'll only hurt you.
[16:28] ---
    Okay? You've got to learn to say "no"!
[16:31] ---
    Promise me you won't help any more people!
[16:33] ---
    Got it?
[16:35] ---
    No!
[16:37] ---
    Not like that!
[16:39] ---
    Hey!
[16:40] ---
    I found a dog.
[16:42] ---
    What should we do?
[16:44] ---
    Where did you go, Takuro?
[16:47] ---
    Huh? What?
[16:48] ---
    God, here comes another one of 'em!
[16:50] ---
    Okay, back to the topic at hand.
[16:52] ---
    I'm telling you not to confuse
    the role of the student council!
[16:57] ---
    Do not take on any more requests!
[16:59] ---
    Got it!?
[17:01] ---
    - No!
    - I'm gonna smack you!
[17:04] ---
    My god, you're loud! What the hell are
    you and that dog laughing about!?
[17:10] ---
    I get it, Motoharu.
[17:12] ---
    Let's do this...
[17:17] ---
    That'll be 1,500 yen.
[17:20] ---
    There we go!
[17:32] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Secret Moves
[17:43] ---
    Sorry 'bout this, Hidenori.
[17:45] ---
    Making you help me practice my secret move.
[17:49] ---
    Don't worry about it!
[17:51] ---
    I'm not very athletic, so
    I may not be much help...
[17:55] ---
    No way, this is a big help!
[17:58] ---
    If I can just get this down,
    I'll be a starter for sure!
[18:02] ---
    Seriously, this is a huge help.
[18:08] ---
    THE HELL!?
[18:10] ---
    How's that!? My "Upright Unmoving Shot"
    that took me two years to master!
[18:16] ---
    I don't think you'll be able to react!
[18:19] ---
    What!?
[18:24] ---
    Wow, that was a good shot.
[18:26] ---
    But, it lacks power.
[18:28] ---
    R-Really?
[18:29] ---
    Yeah, I guess it does.
[18:32] ---
    I took him for some amateur.
[18:34] ---
    This next one's for real.
[18:36] ---
    Really real.
[18:38] ---
    This is my ultimate technique!
[18:46] ---
    How's that!?
[18:48] ---
    I've kept this hidden away, all because...
SIGN    He quickly retrieves it afterward.
[18:51] ---
    Before we start, I stick an acrylic peg into the ground
    and bounce the ball off of it! My "Reflect Shot"!
[18:58] ---
    You can't touch this one!
[19:07] ---
    Amazing! How did you do that one?
[19:12] ---
    Wha—!? Mitsuo!
[19:20] ---
    Mitsuo, calm down!
[19:26] ---
    Remarkably, with this humiliation as
    his trigger, he became a starter...
[19:31] ---
    for the rugby team.
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:37] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[19:42] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[19:48] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[19:57] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[20:08] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[20:18] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[20:28] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:40] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:43] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:48] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    The Past
[21:15] ---
    Honestly, I dunno about
    these "glasses" characters.
[21:19] ---
    I'm not wearing these things for "character"!
[21:22] ---
    My eyes are bad! That's why I wear them!
[21:25] ---
    I will [redacted] you
    again with a wooden stick!
[21:27] ---
    What'd you say!?
[21:33] ---
    It's not like anyone's watching,
    so why are you guys trying so hard?
[21:39] ---
    That's quite a mouth on you,
[21:41] ---
    Flat Chest.
[21:42] ---
    That was a close call. I was just about
    to give you a corkscrew to the heart!
[21:48] ---
    Uh-oh...
[21:49] ---
    Looks like I said something weird.
[21:53] ---
    I never would've guessed that
    kind of thing was bothering you.
[21:58] ---
    This damn bitch!
[21:59] ---
    If that's how it is, just leave it to us!
SIGN    Matsumoto
[22:07] ---
    Takahiro!
[22:10] ---
    Takahiro!
[22:17] ---
    What?
[22:18] ---
    You don't have a girlfriend, right?
[22:20] ---
    Date her.
[22:23] ---
    Why?
[22:24] ---
    I'm good at school.
[22:27] ---
    Ikushima has wrestling.
[22:29] ---
    However...
[22:30] ---
    Habara has nothing!
[22:33] ---
    Nothing at all!
[22:35] ---
    When she smiles, she's so cute.
[22:42] ---
    Why are you offering us money!?
[22:45] ---
    What's this all about!?
[22:47] ---
    Could you maybe just let me off with this?
[22:52] ---
    Are you really that against it?
[22:57] ---
    Hey, where are you going, Flat Chest?
[22:59] ---
    Get back here, Flatty!
[23:02] ---
    Apologize, Takahiro!
[23:05] ---
    No. I mean...
[23:07] ---
    When I was in grade school,
    Habara teased me a lot.
[23:12] ---
    Honestly, I don't do well around her.
[23:18] ---
    Oh, that's right. Habara
    used to be a mega bully.
[23:23] ---
    Most of the high school boys around here
    shiver at the very mention of her name.
[23:30] ---
    She was called the Arch Demon
    of West Yada Elementary.
[23:35] ---
    In order to vanquish her, all the toughest kids from
    four of the local elementary schools got together.
[23:42] ---
    What was she, a monster?
[23:43] ---
    Then there was that thing with Toshiyuki.
[23:45] ---
    She should just leave town.
[23:49] ---
    Yeah, there's no way she'll get
    a boyfriend after all that!
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Indoor Adventures, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time, Hidenori's big brother
    com—meh... Who cares?
SIGN    Even though it's Valentine's Day, please don't send the characters chocolate.
[23:59] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by OUR.SPON.SORS!
SIGN    But if you do mess up and send them, make sure to send them to the studio, not the TV station.
[24:05] ---
    Stop jumping around like that!
SIGN    Watch next week, too!
SIGN    

Season 1

7 - High School Boys and Indoor Adventures etc

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[00:06] ---
    It's the third term, huh?
[00:08] ---
    We have to start thinking about our futures.
[00:10] ---
    - I wanna be a high school student forever.
    - That's impossible!
[00:13] ---
    I'm just sayin'. But, I'll always
    be a high school boy at heart.
[00:16] ---
    I see.
[00:17] ---
    Hey, that's kind of cool.
[00:19] ---
    Well, this anime is like Sazae-san, so I'm sure
    we'll always be second year high school students.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and Gags
[02:05] ---
    I'mma do a gag!
[02:08] ---
    A Japanese freshwater crab.
[02:11] ---
    I'm gonna, um...
[02:15] ---
    G-Gonna...
[02:17] ---
    G-G-Gonna...
[02:21] ---
    What is it you're trying to do?
[02:23] ---
    I don't get it.
[02:28] ---
    Now me?
[02:32] ---
    I'm gonna make this milk come out of my eye.
[02:37] ---
    Hey, isn't that a little...weird?
[02:38] ---
    You're gonna make it come
    out of your eye, right?
[02:42] ---
    Yeah, what are you trying to do!?
[02:50] ---
    Please pay attention to this area!
SIGN    We're often asked, "How do you abbreviate
    Daily Lives of High School Boys?"
[03:14] ---
    Hi. Dairy Rives of High Schoor Boys is
    blought to you by oul sponsols.
SIGN    We can't think of anything, so please just
    call it, Daily Lives of High School Boys.
[03:20] ---
    FM?
SIGN    High School Boys and Indoor Adventures
[03:36] ---
    We've got some free time,
    so let's play "Pretend DQ."
[03:39] ---
    "Pretend DQ"?
[03:44] ---
    Please choose your Adventure Log.
[03:46] ---
    Huh? What's this about an Adventure Log?
[03:49] ---
    We're gonna start from a continue?
[03:52] ---
    Fine...
[03:53] ---
    Adventure Log 2.
[03:57] ---
    Don't come any closer!
[03:58] ---
    - Don't you care what happens to him!?
    - Daddy!
[04:02] ---
    This is quite a place to pick up from!
[04:05] ---
    Stupid rookie! What are you doing?
[04:08] ---
    Don't agitate him!
[04:09] ---
    "Rookie"?
[04:10] ---
    Squad Leader, I'll draw him off!
[04:13] ---
    - Don't be rash, Depp!
    - Who!?
[04:17] ---
    Depp! Get back here!
[04:20] ---
    We're doing "DQ," right?
[04:22] ---
    Okay! That's enough training for today!
[04:25] ---
    Training!?
[04:30] ---
    How is it, rookie?
[04:31] ---
    Have you gotten used to
    being a castle guard yet?
[04:34] ---
    Squad Leader...
[04:38] ---
    Okay! Let's stop by the hot
    springs on the way back!
[04:41] ---
    O-Okay...
[04:44] ---
    Wait right there.
[04:46] ---
    I cannot let you go any further.
[04:50] ---
    Who are you?
[04:53] ---
    It doesn't matter who I am.
[04:57] ---
    If you insist on proceeding...
[05:03] ---
    - Then pay the hot springs entrance fee!
    - You're the hot springs owner!?
[05:09] ---
    Hey now, Tadakuni. This is the girl's bath.
[05:12] ---
    Squad Leader, you're a woman!?
[05:14] ---
    Let's hurry up, Tadakuni!
[05:17] ---
    Who are you!?
[05:18] ---
    What are you saying!? I'm your companion, Depp.
    I've been here with you the whole time!
[05:23] ---
    Like I would know that!
[05:25] ---
    Hey, I'm your teammate, Malkovich!
[05:28] ---
    I'm Hopper!
[05:30] ---
    Hey, if you keep adding characters,
    I won't know what's going on!
[05:35] ---
    Let me explain.
[05:37] ---
    We are one squad fighting
    against the demon lord.
[05:40] ---
    Is that so?
[05:42] ---
    And we're planning to attack
    the demon lord tomorrow!
[05:46] ---
    Who are you?
[05:47] ---
    Malkovich!
[05:49] ---
    However, the demon lord is no fool.
[05:51] ---
    He may have already discovered our
    intent and sent an assassin.
[05:56] ---
    Who are you!?
[05:57] ---
    The owner of the hot springs.
[05:58] ---
    Why are you coming with us!?
[06:01] ---
    Everyone ready?
[06:03] ---
    Let's move!
[06:07] ---
    I've finally found you.
[06:11] ---
    Who...the hell are y-you?
[06:14] ---
    C'mon. Even though it's just a
    silhouette, it's pretty obvious.
SIGN    High School Boys and Indoor Adventures 2
[06:20] ---
    Who...the hell are y-you?
[06:25] ---
    Here's a recap of last time.
[06:27] ---
    People lived in fear of the
     demon lord, so the hero, Tadakuni,
[06:30] ---
    decided to go on a quest to save them.
SIGN    Tadakuni
SIGN    Squad Leader
[06:32] ---
    Squad Leader.
SIGN    Depp
[06:34] ---
    Depp.
[06:35] ---
    The hot springs owner.
SIGN    The Hot Springs Owner
SIGN    Malkovich
[06:36] ---
    Malkovich.
[06:38] ---
    Hopper.
SIGN    Hopper
[06:39] ---
    Jack.
SIGN    Jack
[06:40] ---
    Now, a mysterious person stands before them.
[06:50] ---
    My child was taken by the demon lord.
[06:53] ---
    Please save her, Lord Hero!
[06:57] ---
    We cannot ignore a person in need.
[07:00] ---
    Let's go, Tadakuni!
[07:02] ---
    Who are you?
[07:03] ---
    The squad leader.
[07:04] ---
    Based on what I've heard, she was
    taken to the island to the east.
[07:09] ---
    We'll need a boat.
[07:11] ---
    Who are you?
[07:12] ---
    Jack.
[07:13] ---
    Who!?
[07:14] ---
    There wasn't anyone in the party named Jack!
[07:17] ---
    Keep track!
[07:20] ---
    Ouch! Why are you hitting me?
[07:22] ---
    So this is the pier?
[07:24] ---
    Hey, don't just continue on!
[07:27] ---
    If you want to use a boat, you'll need
    a permit from the Western Town.
[07:32] ---
    Hmm, it can't be helped.
[07:34] ---
    We need to head to the
    Western Town, Tadakuni.
[07:38] ---
    What? You want a permit?
[07:41] ---
    All right, an exchange then.
[07:43] ---
    Defeat the dragon who lives
    on the Northern Mountain.
[07:52] ---
    Hey...
[07:53] ---
    Why do we have to go so far out
    of the way just to save a child?
[07:57] ---
    That's the joy of RPGs!
[08:00] ---
    You get to enjoy them longer,
    so it's fine, right?
[08:02] ---
    H-Hang on. I don't know who's who!
[08:06] ---
    We're here.
[08:08] ---
    This is the Northern Mountain.
[08:10] ---
    It's so steep.
[08:12] ---
    I'm telling you I don't know what's going on!
[08:17] ---
    Th-That noise!
[08:19] ---
    Oh no! It's the demon lord!
    The demon lord has come!
[08:26] ---
    Hurry, Tadakuni! It's the last battle!
[08:28] ---
    Huh? Already? But the child!
[08:30] ---
    I heard someone rescued her before we could!
[08:32] ---
    Hey don't wrap things up all of a sudden!
[08:35] ---
    So you've come, demon lord!
[08:38] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[08:46] ---
    Such strength!
[08:49] ---
    Save us, Tada-Tadakuni!
[08:52] ---
    Deal with this!
[08:57] ---
    Should I save it here?
[08:59] ---
    Ah, could you?
SIGN    High School Boys and Older Brothers
SIGN    Hidenori's Big Brother: Yusuke
[09:26] ---
    Okay...
[09:28] ---
    So, what is it you wanted to talk about?
[09:30] ---
    It's about our brothers.
[09:35] ---
    I mean, they're not kids anymore.
[09:38] ---
    I really want them to
    get their acts together.
[09:42] ---
    Yusuke, you're their leader, right?
[09:46] ---
    I mean, didn't you all do some kind of weird
    improv theater thing in the bedroom?
[09:51] ---
    Uh, well, you know...
[09:53] ---
    So please, just let them have it.
[09:57] ---
    I'm sure they'll listen to you.
[10:01] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[10:03] ---
    By the way, is that girl who
    came with you your girlfriend?
[10:07] ---
    Huh? Well, yeah, you know.
[10:12] ---
    Yusuke! When will you realize
    how I really feel about you!?
[10:17] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about!?
[10:19] ---
    That girl didn't even flinch.
[10:22] ---
    Sorry, I lied.
[10:25] ---
    She's from my club at school...
[10:26] ---
    Why did you lie like that!? Why did you
    pretend to be something you're not!?
[10:30] ---
    Does it really matter?
[10:32] ---
    Let's get back on topic.
[10:34] ---
    And Mei over here has had her
    panties stolen several times by them.
[10:40] ---
    Now that's terrible.
[10:43] ---
    And one of them said something
    horrible to me on Christmas...
[10:46] ---
    Oh, that, right?
[10:48] ---
    That thing that had you wailing
    in the middle of town!
[10:51] ---
    That was the first time I
    ever saw you cry, Tanaka.
[10:54] ---
    Damn!
[10:56] ---
    What?
[10:57] ---
    You're talking like you actually saw it.
[10:59] ---
    Oh, uh, no!
[11:01] ---
    A picture.
[11:03] ---
    Someone sent you a picture.
[11:09] ---
    Ow, ouch!
[11:10] ---
    Let's have a look at that cell phone.
[11:17] ---
    What's this?
[11:21] ---
    It hurts...
[11:23] ---
    Those are my panties!
[11:34] ---
    So, he doesn't have a girlfriend...
SIGN    High School Boys and Being True to Yourself
[11:55] ---
    Got me again, huh?
[12:04] ---
    Damn spirit...
[12:05] ---
    No matter how many times you appear behind me,
    I have no intention of abandoning this river.
[12:11] ---
    In fact, I intend to run you o—
[12:14] ---
    What's with that face?
[12:18] ---
    Last time, I glared at you for being rude
    and now you think I might hate you...
[12:22] ---
    No need to worry.
[12:23] ---
    High school boys are used to
    having their feelings hurt.
[12:28] ---
    However, the act of apologizing is good.
[12:32] ---
    Rather than getting caught up in delusions,
[12:33] ---
    those simple words are sure to be a
    valuable experience for you as a person.
[12:41] ---
    What are you doing!?
[12:46] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:50] ---
    That's no good!
[12:54] ---
    Whaaat?
[13:02] ---
    Please hurry up and open it.
[13:05] ---
    Don't just give up!
[13:19] ---
    Stop making it worse!
[13:22] ---
    Here you are making it harder for someone
    who's desperately trying not to laugh!
[13:26] ---
    How much longer are you
    going to keep this up?
[13:32] ---
    Are you some kind of genius?
[13:53] ---
    No, I think this is good.
[13:56] ---
    There's no reason to put on airs.
[13:59] ---
    Go ahead and show every
    embarrassing part of yourself.
[14:02] ---
    Because that's the real you.
[14:18] ---
    Don't worry, I'm not angry.
[14:24] ---
    So please, cheer—
[14:35] ---
    Okay, now this is bad.
[14:45] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Plans for the Future
[14:55] ---
    Everyone finished?
[14:57] ---
    If you are, pass them forward.
SIGN    Plans for the Future
[15:06] ---
    I'm just throwing this out there, but...
[15:11] ---
    You all took this seriously, right?
[15:19] ---
    I'm going to check them right here.
SIGN    Middle Schooler
[15:24] ---
    I knew it!
[15:25] ---
    This is what I'm talking about!
[15:27] ---
    I'm begging you. Take this seriously!
SIGN    Poltergeist
[15:36] ---
    Seriously, die.
[15:37] ---
    Die now.
SIGN    Sports Adventurer
[15:40] ---
    Which one!?
SIGN    Your Bride
[15:44] ---
    Oh my god, gross!
SIGN    Science Entertainer
SIGN    I don't want to be a lawyer.
[15:50] ---
    Then don't write it!
SIGN    Go to College
[15:59] ---
    You ruined the joke!
SIGN    High School Boys and Mitsuo
[16:18] ---
    The worst thing about Mitsuo is that when we
    go to karaoke, he only sings nursery rhymes!
[16:25] ---
    Huh? Is he slow or something?
[16:26] ---
    No. Apparently he just likes them...
[16:28] ---
    The hell's that about?
[16:30] ---
    And apparently, he can't eat kiwis.
[16:33] ---
    Huh? Why not?
[16:35] ---
    Apparently, he ate one for the
    first time in grade school...
[16:38] ---
    He tried to eat it whole and the fuzz from
    the skin got stuck all over his mouth.
[16:44] ---
    What an idiot.
[16:46] ---
    Idiot!
[16:47] ---
    Since then, whenever he even hears
    the word kiwi, his mouth gets like this.
[16:52] ---
    He really is an idiot.
[16:54] ---
    You know...
[16:55] ---
    Mitsuo and I went to the same grade school.
[16:58] ---
    When he first got his parents to get
    him a cell phone, he was super happy.
[17:02] ---
    Then, he shut off all the lights in the
    room and told me to call him.
[17:08] ---
    I asked him what he was doing.
[17:11] ---
    He said, "Look, the electricity's
    gonna come here!"
[17:16] ---
    It seems he actually thought that you could
    see the electricity going into the phone!
[17:21] ---
    Idiot!
[17:22] ---
    He's a total moron!
[17:24] ---
    That reminds me, I screwed with him once.
[17:27] ---
    - What?
    - How?
[17:29] ---
    In grade school,
[17:31] ---
    I switched his indoor shoes with a girl's!
SIGN    Habara
SIGN    Mitsuo
[17:34] ---
    What a jerk!
[17:38] ---
    It would've been hilarious, but...
[17:42] ---
    Neither of them noticed, and they
    wore the other's shoes till graduation!
[17:46] ---
    Who else but Mitsuo?
[17:48] ---
    - He didn't notice!?
    - What an idiot!
[17:50] ---
    Screwing with him doesn't work!
[17:52] ---
    Cuz he's an idiot!
[17:58] ---
    Hey!
[18:00] ---
    Yo.
[18:04] ---
    Oh, that's right! I've got another
    good one about Mitsuo!
[18:09] ---
    - What is it?
    - Seriously?
[18:11] ---
    Tell us!
[18:13] ---
    You're gonna keep going,
    even with me standing right here!?
SIGN    High School Boys and Mitsuo 2
[18:29] ---
    Y-You guys are horrible,
[18:31] ---
    making fun of someone's past!
[18:34] ---
    It's not like that!
[18:36] ---
    I totally respect you!
[18:39] ---
    Because of that one time,
    when we were in grade school...
[18:41] ---
    when you couldn't eat that
    daikon radish and raw fish dish,
[18:45] ---
    so you held it in your
    mouth until the bell rang,
[18:48] ---
    and then booked it out of the classroom
[18:50] ---
    and chucked it all into the school pond.
[18:56] ---
    Then there was you.
[18:58] ---
    Dumping milk, which you couldn't
    stand, into your vegetable soup.
[19:01] ---
    The whole time I was thinking,
    "Won't that just make it even harder to stand?"
[19:04] ---
    Who are you to talk about
    doing weird stuff like that?
[19:07] ---
    Hey, wasn't that me!?
[19:09] ---
    That reminds me.
[19:11] ---
    There's something I need
    to apologize to you for.
[19:14] ---
    Oftentimes when we were playing or
    something, you'd just start crying,
[19:18] ---
    and then you'd run home. Remember?
[19:20] ---
    You might've thought that
    you had hid it well,
[19:24] ---
    but we all knew what was going on.
[19:27] ---
    We knew you pooped your pants!
[19:30] ---
    Sorry!
[19:31] ---
    Hey, that was me, too!
[19:33] ---
    How do all of you know so much about me?
[19:36] ---
    Why are you guys turning this all on me?
[19:38] ---
    Hey, who was that guy who sang as
    loud as he could in music class?
[19:43] ---
    And then the teacher said, "You're too loud!"
[19:46] ---
    That was me!
[19:48] ---
    I know about you too, Mitsuo.
[19:51] ---
    When you were in fourth grade,
[19:54] ---
    you mistakenly sat in a
    girl's seat, didn't you?
[19:57] ---
    Then, for some reason, the girl who
    sat there started crying her eyes out.
[20:02] ---
    So then you spent the rest of the
    day after school apologizing to her!
[20:08] ---
    No.
[20:09] ---
    That never happened.
[20:10] ---
    Huh?
[20:18] ---
    Oh!
[20:19] ---
    That may've been me...
[20:20] ---
    Like I'd know that!
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:29] [SONG] ---
    Sad nights envelop us
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    However, we still continue to dream
[20:40] [SONG] ---
    And that's enough, yeah enough
[20:49] [SONG] ---
    So long as I'm alive, I'm
    sure I'll see you again
[21:00] [SONG] ---
    The sun is watching
[21:10] [SONG] ---
    The sun will sing
[21:20] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[21:23] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[21:25] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[21:27] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[21:32] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:40] [SONG] ---
    I believe in you, the only sun
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Until I reach your house
SIGN    High School Girl Power
[22:06] ---
    Question one.
[22:07] ---
    Who is this?
SIGN    Some anime character
[22:14] ---
    Correct.
[22:15] ---
    Incorrect!
SIGN    Belphegor
[22:17] ---
    Incorrect!
SIGN    Belphegor
[22:18] ---
    What in the world!? This has to be right!
[22:22] ---
    That is a picture of a
    demon on a toilet, right?
[22:25] ---
    Isn't that Belphegor?
[22:27] ---
    High school girls shouldn't
    know the names of demons!
[22:32] ---
    It's okay for high school girls to read
    the Dictionnaire Infernal, isn't it?
[22:36] ---
    Will you shut up!?
[22:42] ---
    I came because you said you wanted to
    enhance your high school girl power!
[22:46] ---
    Yanagi and Ikushima, you're beyond terrible.
[22:49] ---
    How can I put this? You two aren't cute.
[22:52] ---
    At all.
[22:55] ---
    Do you understand what I'm saying?
[22:57] ---
    Okay, next question!
[22:59] ---
    Who is this?
[23:01] ---
    Okay, Ikushima!
[23:02] ---
    Um, erm, I don't know!
[23:05] ---
    Correct!
[23:06] ---
    That's good. Act like an idiot.
[23:09] ---
    Now then, who is this?
[23:12] ---
    This is tough!
[23:17] ---
    Okay, Yanagi!
[23:19] ---
    Nobunaga Oda?
[23:23] ---
    Incorrect!
[23:25] ---
    What the hell!?
[23:26] ---
    That's common knowledge, isn't it?
[23:28] ---
    Quit chirping, idiots!
[23:31] ---
    Pretending you're an idiot without any common
    knowledge is part of a high school girl's cuteness!
[23:38] ---
    Don't you get it?
[23:39] ---
    - Men's brains and eyeballs all drift right he—
    - If you complete that thought, we'll get in trouble!
[23:44] ---
    Please go home now!
[23:46] ---
    That's all for today!
[23:47] ---
    It doesn't matter anymore,
    just end this already, Habara!
[23:51] ---
    See you next week!
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Comics, etc.
[23:55] ---
    - On next week's episode of [redacted]...
    - That's wrong!
[24:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    bwought to you by ouw sponsows!
SIGN    Next time, the new school term finally starts.
SIGN    The boys' second year of high school will continue!
[24:05] ---
    Why are you doing it like [redacted]?
[24:10] ---
    

Season 1

8 - High School Boys and Comics etc

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SIGN    High School Boys and Motoharu's Sister
[00:15] ---
    Motoharu!
[00:17] ---
    Are you there, Motoharu?
[00:19] ---
    I'm right here.
[00:21] ---
    Have you ever had a
    "Zukyun!" type of feeling?
[00:27] ---
    No. Actually, I don't even
    know what a "Zukyun" is.
[00:31] ---
    Huh?
[00:32] ---
    What? Is it the sound of a
    bullet hitting your heart?
[00:35] ---
    It's nothing like that!
[00:37] ---
    It's the sound of your heart being pierced!
[00:39] ---
    So, I was right.
[00:41] ---
    The heart...
[00:43] ---
    Why am I having this conversation
    with my big sister?
[00:46] ---
    I've never felt anything
    like that. I wonder why...
[00:51] ---
    Make curry for dinner.
[00:52] ---
    Hey, why do you think that is?
[00:56] ---
    Well, basically, you're always
    belittling people, right?
[01:00] ---
    You should stop doing that,
    and try to get to know people better.
[01:07] ---
    Is that what it is?
[01:26] ---
    Zukyun!
SIGN    Gotta comment
[01:29] ---
    I gotta comment!
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[01:52] [SONG] ---
    donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[02:02] [SONG] ---
    furikaereba hora
[02:04] [SONG] ---
    baka mitai ni warau kao ga
    doko mademo susumaseru
[02:11] [SONG] ---
    kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
    tsumugu shosetsu no purorohgu
[02:22] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[02:32] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[02:39] [SONG] ---
    hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
    hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[02:49] [SONG] ---
    ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN    High School Boys and Mitsuo's Troubles
[03:13] ---
    Cheer up, Mitsuo.
[03:15] ---
    Don't even worry about something like that.
[03:19] ---
    And it's not like it's something you can do
    anything about right now anyway, right?
[03:24] ---
    Wanna do some karaoke?
    It'll make you feel better.
[03:27] ---
    I'll pass.
[03:29] ---
    I don't care about anything anymore...
[03:36] ---
    This would only be a minor
    issue for most people.
[03:40] ---
    Anyway, cheer up, dude.
[03:42] ---
    We're gonna bounce.
[04:18] ---
    Just how long do you plan
    to mope around here!?
[04:24] ---
    It's been four hours! Four!
[04:26] ---
    We've been watching you this whole time!
    How long is this gonna go on!?
[04:30] ---
    Get off your ass already!
[04:32] ---
    I know this sounds weird coming from a high schooler,
    but this is what makes high schoolers so gross!
[04:38] ---
    But, having your parents find your
    porn mags is a major problem...
[04:44] ---
    DIEEE!!!
SIGN    Today is Hidenori's birthday, but we don't know what the date is.
[04:50] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys is supposed
    to be brought to you by our sponsors, but...
SIGN    Tadakuni doesn't even know his last name, but that doesn't bother him.
[04:55] ---
    It will be! It totally will be!
SIGN    High School Boys and Comics
[05:13] ---
    I've been reading comics lately.
[05:18] ---
    All of them have kids who
    aren't much different from us.
[05:23] ---
    All of them are bloodstained,
    and totally committed.
[05:27] ---
    But what about us?
[05:29] ---
    We aren't doing anything, are we?
[05:33] ---
    I thought, "Is this really
    okay?" So I drew a comic.
[05:37] ---
    Read it.
[05:48] ---
    Dude...
[05:50] ---
    You really like these kinds of gags.
[05:53] ---
    - You always—
    - No.
[05:55] ---
    Refrain from attacking me personally.
[05:57] ---
    Please give me your thoughts
    on the comic itself.
[05:59] ---
    Yeah, you can ask for that, but...
[06:02] ---
    Honestly, I'm not really into this genre.
[06:05] ---
    I understand that, but please try anyway.
[06:08] ---
    Nah...
[06:10] ---
    Like, I just don't get it.
[06:12] ---
    Don't just brush it off like that.
    Explain yourself more concretely.
[06:19] ---
    Fine, so for this punch line scene,
    you used an actual punch to the face.
[06:24] ---
    Wouldn't this normally
    be a matter for the cops?
[06:26] ---
    - It's weird.
    - Well, it's a comic...
[06:29] ---
    No, it's just weird. Really weird.
[06:32] ---
    - Shut up!
    - Master!
[06:35] ---
    You don't understand my comic!
[06:41] ---
    I'm going home!
[06:55] ---
    Hang in there, Hidenori.
[06:58] ---
    I support you!
[07:09] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Balconies
[07:20] ---
    Hey!
[07:22] ---
    You there?
[07:23] ---
    What is it?
[07:25] ---
    Gimme back that DVD I lent you.
[07:29] ---
    I haven't watched it yet.
[07:31] ---
    If you're not gonna, then give it back.
[07:32] ---
    I'll watch it! I will!
[07:35] ---
    That's what you say, but you won't.
[07:37] ---
    Just give it back.
[07:38] ---
    Wait. I'll watch it soon!
[07:41] ---
    No, you won't.
[07:43] ---
    I will. I will. I will. Soon!
[07:45] ---
    I brought a printout to a classmate
    of mine who had to stay home.
[07:49] ---
    Look at this jerk, acting
    like he's in a comic...
[07:57] ---
    I'm jealous...
[08:01] ---
    I'm so jealous...
[08:03] ---
    So, so jealous...
[08:25] ---
    What was that!?
[08:36] ---
    M-My neighbor...?
[08:38] ---
    What is it? What's wrong?
[08:40] ---
    Oh, sorry for dropping by so late.
[08:45] ---
    Could you lend me a DVD?
[08:47] ---
    Anything's fine, really.
[08:51] ---
    Did you jump that?
[08:53] ---
    Our balconies are like...16 feet apart...
[08:57] ---
    Lend me a DVD.
[09:03] ---
    Um, you know...
[09:05] ---
    W-We've never really talked
    before or anything, right?
[09:09] ---
    So, you know...
[09:16] ---
    - Lend me a—
    - Go home!
[09:34] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Convenience Stores
[09:48] ---
    Huh?
[09:52] ---
    Hang in there.
[09:54] ---
    I can wait here all day.
[09:57] ---
    Yes! It worked!
[10:00] ---
    Um...
[10:01] ---
    Two items. That comes to 246 yen.
[10:05] ---
    Here's a thousand.
[10:06] ---
    Erm...
[10:08] ---
    54 yen is your change.
[10:10] ---
    Wha—!?
[10:12] ---
    That's obviously wrong.
[10:14] ---
    I should be getting 754 yen back!
[10:16] ---
    Um...
[10:20] ---
    A line formed before I even knew it.
[10:23] ---
    If I tell him what happened,
    he'll start to panic.
[10:26] ---
    Then he won't be able to handle this line.
[10:29] ---
    Which might drive him to
    despair, thus quitting his job!
[10:34] ---
    Someone...
[10:35] ---
    Someone give this guy a hand!
[10:38] ---
    Oh, there's the store mana—
[10:40] ---
    Yikes! He looks scary!
[10:45] ---
    If I tell him about this guy's mistake,
    the clerk will totally get yelled at!
[10:50] ---
    Which might drive him to despair,
    thus quitting his job! What should I do!?
[10:58] ---
    Oh, he's moving!
[11:00] ---
    Next customer in line, please.
[11:04] ---
    This will clear this all up.
[11:06] ---
    I'll use this opportune timing
    to get the correct change!
SIGN    In Training
[11:15] ---
    You're not the store manager!
[11:26] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Towers
[11:38] ---
    How did this happen?
[11:40] ---
    Did you get overexcited or something?
[11:45] ---
    Are you normally really cheery?
[11:50] ---
    If you hadn't wanted to go to the convenience
    store, we wouldn't have to deal with this!
[11:55] ---
    Well anyway, we need to get it.
[11:59] ---
    Be careful.
[12:00] ---
    I'm heavy.
[12:01] ---
    Why do I have to be on the bottom?
[12:04] ---
    Because I don't want you to rudely yell at me,
    "You better not look up my skirt!"
[12:09] ---
    I wouldn't say that!
[12:22] ---
    You weren't even close to reaching it!
[12:25] ---
    Hang on.
[12:27] ---
    I'll help you out.
[12:34] ---
    This is obviously impossible!
[12:36] ---
    But, she lifted us up.
[12:38] ---
    Amazing.
[12:43] ---
    I-It's no good! I can't reach it.
[12:53] ---
    Only one thing left to do.
[12:55] ---
    Right.
[12:57] ---
    Throw our own at it and knock it down.
[13:17] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Cake
[13:31] ---
    Hey, Hidenori...
[13:33] ---
    What's the one thing you
    wanna do most right now?
[13:36] ---
    What's with this all of a sudden?
[13:38] ---
    Something I really wanna do...
[13:42] ---
    Let's see...
[13:50] ---
    Just once would be enough,
    but I really want to totally piss my pants!
[13:56] ---
    S-Sorry...
[13:57] ---
    Isn't there anything else?
[13:59] ---
    Anything else?
[14:03] ---
    I'd like to eat a whole cake by myself!
[14:06] ---
    Oh, nice! Cake!
[14:12] ---
    What is this? What's going on?
[14:13] ---
    Today's your birthday, right?
[14:15] ---
    Eat up.
[14:16] ---
    You guys...
[14:18] ---
    Pulling something like this...
[14:23] ---
    I have such great friends!
[14:26] ---
    Oh yeah, sorry. I hate sweets.
[14:30] ---
    Wait!
[14:31] ---
    There's one more thing I want to do!
[14:37] ---
    Throw a pie!
[14:42] ---
    Ah, I'm so glad it didn't go to waste!
[14:53] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Horoscopes
SIGN    Virgo Black Star Horoscope
[15:08] ---
    Hidenori, check this out.
[15:10] ---
    What?
[15:12] ---
    According to this horoscope, this is the
    worst day for us Virgos in ten years!
[15:18] ---
    I don't believe in horoscopes.
[15:21] ---
    Don't you think it's interesting?
[15:22] ---
    Dude, we might die today!
[15:25] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[15:27] ---
    Nothing is gonna happ—
[15:35] ---
    Stop it! What're you doing?
[15:37] ---
    Why? What are you gonna do?
[15:44] ---
    Dude, don't screw around like that.
[15:47] ---
    Sorry. I panicked.
[15:51] ---
    Wait! It's not what you think!
[15:52] ---
    Just listen!
[15:54] ---
    I won't tell a soul.
[15:56] ---
    There was a bee! We had no choice!
[15:58] ---
    You understand, right?
[15:59] ---
    I don't.
[16:06] ---
    Why are you paying us!?
[16:07] ---
    I don't get it!
[16:09] ---
    You guys are lucky.
[16:11] ---
    The bee covered you,
[16:13] ---
    so that doesn't count as your first kiss.
[16:18] ---
    If you knew what really happened,
    say so from the start!
[16:26] ---
    This just might be the worst
    day of our lives after all.
[16:30] ---
    Idiot!
[16:31] ---
    It was just a coincidence!
[16:33] ---
    I don't believe in horo—
[16:37] ---
    Why!? Why are you coming at me, bro!?
SIGN    Insecticide
[16:52] ---
    Horoscopes are scary...
[17:02] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and 100
[17:14] ---
    Can humanity truly triumph?
[17:17] ---
    Attack power,
[17:18] ---
    agility,
[17:20] ---
    brutality,
[17:21] ---
    vitality.
[17:22] ---
    In any of these categories,
    we can't even compete.
[17:26] ---
    However...
[17:28] ---
    when it comes to concentration,
    humanity wins!
[17:32] ---
    When we get tired of waiting, they strike.
[17:35] ---
    So long as we don't let
    up for a single instant...
[17:37] ---
    We will win.
[17:38] ---
    Certainly.
[17:51] ---
    The Chinese red-headed centipede.
[17:55] ---
    There's a reason I use a freezing spray
    instead of a highly lethal pyrethroid spray.
[18:05] ---
    That's to make sure they're completely dead.
[18:08] ---
    With large centipedes,
    even a highly effective insecticide
[18:12] ---
    takes roughly eight seconds to fully stop
    them, giving them ample time to hide.
[18:21] ---
    They are surprisingly hardy.
[18:24] ---
    Care must always be taken. Even after being
    sprayed, there's a chance it may not be dead.
[18:31] ---
    In comparison, with a freezing spray,
    the effects take hold in about three seconds.
[18:36] ---
    I forgot to mention that centipedes are poisonous,
    so it's really painful if they bite you.
[18:42] ---
    It's also said that a centipede's bodily
    fluids attract other centipedes.
[18:47] ---
    To be safe, it's best to
    finish them off outside.
[18:52] ---
    The reason they enter people's homes
    is to prey on smaller insects.
[19:00] ---
    So it's important to keep all
    insects out of your home.
[19:04] ---
    Also, be sure to locate
    their point of infiltration.
[19:09] ---
    Even for larger ones, they only need
    about a 3 mm opening to get in.
[19:12] ---
    Seriously...
[19:14] ---
    I would assume that they're getting in through
    the western window, which faces the woods.
[19:19] ---
    During this season, one should take care
    not to open their windows all the way.
[19:23] ---
    Otherwise, an unbelievable
    amount of them could get in.
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:42] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[19:47] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[19:53] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[20:02] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[20:13] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[20:23] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:36] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:40] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:43] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:48] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[20:58] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    Ramen
[21:24] ---
    So, the exam results have been posted.
[21:26] ---
    At the head of the class
    is who else but Nago!
[21:29] ---
    I came in second, but scholastics
    aren't really my forte.
[21:36] ---
    So I'll just say this, don't
    go getting all high and mighty.
[21:42] ---
    What I'm really good at is...
[21:46] ---
    Karate!
[21:47] ---
    Bring it!
[21:51] ---
    N-Nice body shot...
[21:53] ---
    B-But it's not like it hurts or anything.
[21:58] ---
    I mean, I gave up karate in middle school.
[22:02] ---
    What I'm really good at is...
[22:09] ---
    Ramen!
[22:12] ---
    The rules are simple.
[22:13] ---
    Whoever clears their jumbo
    ramen bowl first wins!
[22:17] ---
    Such speed!
[22:21] ---
    Well, this is also part of my plan, Nago!
[22:26] ---
    By the way...
[22:29] ---
    who are you?
[22:39] ---
    High School Girls are Funky
SIGN    Skirts
[22:50] ---
    I thought something was strange.
    Your skirts are too long!
[22:55] ---
    I see...
[22:57] ---
    She's right...
[22:58] ---
    Shorten them.
[23:03] ---
    Like this?
[23:04] ---
    Like in the comics.
[23:07] ---
    Idiots!
[23:08] ---
    If you're gonna do it, push it to the limit!
[23:12] ---
    You look like a fool.
[23:17] ---
    - How's this?
    - Look fancy?
[23:20] ---
    We look like fools.
[23:23] ---
    Huh? Is it possible I'm wrong?
[23:26] ---
    - No way. Have more confidence!
    - Yeah!
[23:29] ---
    Sorry, but I think it's about
    time for the punch line.
[23:32] ---
    Habara's big brother should
    walk in and see us soon.
[23:35] ---
    Oh, don't worry about that! He's mature!
[23:39] ---
    He'll just laugh off seeing
    a panty shot or two!
[23:42] ---
    You're only worried about that!?
[23:45] ---
    Excuse us!
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Drop Kicks, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next up is Episode 9, with our
    second summer vacation.
[24:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsors, but well...
SIGN    Next time we finally discover Habara's past!? Why's the girls' part in this preview!?
SIGN    Maybe we should remove the censoring of the centipedes on the Blu-ray or DVD (lol).
[24:04] ---
    C'mon, it wasn't that bad!
[24:10] ---
    

Season 1

9 - High School Boys and Drop Kicks etc

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SIGN    High School Boys and Siblings
[00:12] ---
    We've started dating!
[00:21] ---
    Why are you surprised, too!?
[00:24] ---
    Cuz this is the first I've heard of it!
[00:27] ---
    Hey Tanaka, what is this all of a sudden?
[00:30] ---
    It's fine, right? After all, we have
    known each other for a long time.
[00:34] ---
    I don't think so!
[00:36] ---
    You're so selfish...
[00:38] ---
    Things like this are the reason
    people say you're an "herbivore."
[00:42] ---
    I just don't eat poisonous meat!
[00:45] ---
    Hey, hold on!
[00:47] ---
    Well, love is free, so I don't
    mind giving my blessing,
[00:51] ---
    but there's one thing I want to check.
[00:54] ---
    You're gonna date, right?
[00:56] ---
    Can you really kiss this guy?
[01:00] ---
    What are you saying?
[01:01] ---
    No freaking way.
[01:08] ---
    She's totally beyond reason.
[01:11] ---
    This isn't good.
[01:13] ---
    Well, since it's summer,
[01:15] ---
    maybe she's been feeling really down
    on herself and her mind just cracked.
[01:18] ---
    How sad...
[01:20] ---
    Isn't there anything we can do?
[01:22] ---
    Yusuke, please introduce her to someone.
[01:26] ---
    This is painful to watch.
[01:27] ---
    I mean, she's my big sister.
[01:29] ---
    You know, you're being really rude.
[01:32] ---
    No, Tanaka. Something is seriously
    wrong, so please hang on for a sec.
[01:41] ---
    What's this guy like?
[01:43] ---
    A perv.
[01:44] ---
    No good.
[01:45] ---
    How about him?
[01:46] ---
    Ah, a perv.
[01:48] ---
    Okay, what about this guy?
[01:50] ---
    No good.
[01:51] ---
    He's a perv.
[01:52] ---
    Dude, is everyone you know a pervert?
[01:56] ---
    Shouldn't anyone be fine, really?
[01:58] ---
    Yeah.
[01:59] ---
    It's not like she's perfect either.
[02:04] ---
    Oh hey! It's been a while!
[02:07] ---
    Can you talk?
[02:09] ---
    There's this girl I know.
[02:12] ---
    Wanna meet her?
[02:13] ---
    Huh? Really?
[02:14] ---
    What's she like?
[02:16] ---
    - She's a high schooler, one year younger than me.
    - REALLY?
[02:19] ---
    Hell yeah, I'll meet her! Hook me up!
[02:21] ---
    Is she cute?
[02:26] ---
    Um, yeah...
[02:28] ---
    Hang on...
[02:33] ---
    Wh-What did she look like again?
[02:39] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[02:57] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[03:07] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[03:09] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[03:16] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[03:27] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[03:37] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[03:44] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[03:54] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and Drop Kicks
[04:19] ---
    I spent this summer vacation visiting
    my grandmother on my mother's side.
[04:26] ---
    She lives way out in the boonies.
[04:29] ---
    I don't dislike nature, but
    I do find it kind of boring.
[04:37] ---
    Hey!
[05:01] ---
    Who are you?
[05:03] ---
    Who the hell are you!?
[05:07] ---
    Hey, Emi!
[05:11] ---
    What's going on?
[05:15] ---
    I see.
[05:17] ---
    You mistook me for your friend and kicked me.
[05:21] ---
    Yes...
[05:23] ---
    Well, I'm not the least bit angry about
    getting kicked into the river, but...
[05:27] ---
    You, stand right here.
[05:30] ---
    Huh?
[05:33] ---
    Great.
[05:35] ---
    Now you. Kick her.
[05:37] ---
    Hey, wait a second! That's not right!
[05:40] ---
    I cannot forgive anyone who
    kicks people from behind!
[05:44] ---
    I understand how you feel.
[05:46] ---
    You get kicked by this girl often, don't you?
[05:49] ---
    Let her feel your pain!
[05:52] ---
    But...
[05:56] ---
    Just go!
[06:04] ---
    Jeez, what is this?
[06:07] ---
    Huh?
[06:10] ---
    Why are you crying?
[06:13] ---
    No, it's just, this is the first time
    anyone's said that to me.
[06:18] ---
    He really understands how I feel...
[06:41] ---
    What's going on?
[06:47] ---
    Wh-Where are you going?
[06:49] ---
    Huh? What is this?
[06:52] ---
    What's going on?
[06:55] ---
    Boy meets...
[06:57] ---
    boy?
SIGN    That was "boy meets boy," but this isn't that kind of anime.
[07:02] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was brought
    to you in zubababan style by our sponsors.
[07:08] ---
    Zubababan!
SIGN    Once I became an adult, I started thinking, "Summer vacations are way too long!"
SIGN    High School Boys and the End of Summer
[07:18] ---
    This summer, I made a bizarre friend.
[07:23] ---
    We met when I kicked him into the river.
[07:28] ---
    Since then, my childhood friend, Kiyohiko, and I
    became friends with him and we all hung out.
[07:38] ---
    I think we've spent a pretty
    fun summer together.
[07:43] ---
    However, he will be going back to
    his hometown tomorrow morning.
[07:51] ---
    You're late! What were you two doing!?
    The festival is going to start!
[07:55] ---
    Sorry about that!
[07:57] ---
    So, sorry Kiyohiko, but could you
    go buy us some tasty beverages?
[08:03] ---
    My treat.
[08:05] ---
    Well, sure, but I thought we were in a hur—
[08:07] ---
    It's fine, just do it!
[08:17] ---
    But before he goes...
[08:20] ---
    Before he goes, there's
    something I have to tell him.
[08:25] ---
    H-Hidenori, where are you staying?
[08:28] ---
    Huh? Didn't I tell you?
[08:32] ---
    I'm staying at the house
    on the top of that hill.
[08:34] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[08:39] ---
    S-So, um...
[08:42] ---
    Uh...
[08:43] ---
    What?
[08:46] ---
    Hidenori, do you have a...
[08:49] ---
    girlfriend?
[08:51] ---
    No, not at all.
[09:01] ---
    That reminds me, how are you and Kiyohiko?
[09:03] ---
    Huh!?
[09:05] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[09:06] ---
    It's just that, um, our houses are
    right next door. There's nothing...
[09:12] ---
    So that's it after all...
[09:15] ---
    Ugh, I can't turn back now!
[09:18] ---
    I have to say it!
[09:21] ---
    Um...
[09:23] ---
    I...
[09:25] ---
    Oh, I forgot to tell you something important.
[09:29] ---
    Wh-Wh-What is it?
[09:33] ---
    My mother was disowned by her family.
[09:37] ---
    So I've never been to a
    single family gathering.
[09:42] ---
    That's why I secretly come here alone during
    my breaks or whatnot to see my grandmother.
[09:49] ---
    I just heard this from
    my grandma yesterday...
[09:54] ---
    We're first cousins.
[10:07] ---
    And so, unable to do anything,
    my summer was over.
SIGN    High School Boys and Glasses
[10:20] ---
    It's terrible!
[10:23] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:25] ---
    I lost my glasses!
[10:28] ---
    What is it with you?
[10:31] ---
    It can't be helped.
[10:33] ---
    When did you notice they were gone?
[10:35] ---
    I was just washing my face in the restroom,
    so maybe around then...
[10:40] ---
    Maybe you dropped them on your way here...
[10:46] ---
    Not here.
[10:47] ---
    They aren't in the restroom.
[10:49] ---
    Where were you before this?
[10:54] ---
    What was I doing...?
[10:58] ---
    They're on top of your head.
[11:02] ---
    Oh, that's right. I bought a soda
    from the machine on the first floor.
[11:06] ---
    The first floor, huh?
[11:09] ---
    They're not here.
[11:12] ---
    Of course they're not,
    because they're on his head!
[11:17] ---
    What's going on here?
[11:19] ---
    - Why doesn't anyone tell him?
    - Oh, right. I also went the to the East Building.
[11:26] ---
    Oh, I see. It's a prank.
[11:29] ---
    They know, but they're not gonna tell him.
SIGN    Student Store | Library East Building | Music Room
[11:34] ---
    In that case, it all hinges on
    the timing of when to tell him!
[11:42] ---
    Dude, they're on top of your head.
[11:48] ---
    Hidenori, you're such a dunce.
[11:53] ---
    Don't just laugh!
SIGN    High School Boys and the Daily Lives of Student Council Members
SIGN    Student Council Room
[12:11] ---
    Okay, let's start the meeting.
[12:15] ---
    Are there any reports?
[12:16] ---
    From the cafeteria...
[12:18] ---
    "There are people who return the trays
    with the food containers on them."
[12:22] ---
    Should we set up a trash can there?
[12:26] ---
    "Our advisor told us the newsletter is
    hard to read, so do something about it."
[12:30] ---
    They should just change
    the layout and redo it!
[12:34] ---
    Anything else?
[12:36] ---
    From the staff room...
[12:37] ---
    "We're not supposed to make double-sided
    copies, but a lot of teachers ignore this rule."
[12:42] ---
    Like we would know about that.
[12:44] ---
    "The screen door facing east is ripped,
    so stray dogs get in." From the baseball team.
[12:49] ---
    Call a repairman!
[12:51] ---
    "We bought a new PC and we would like you to
    set up the network settings." From Central High.
[12:55] ---
    A different school!?
[13:01] ---
    Well, whatever.
[13:03] ---
    More importantly, I'm hungry.
    When we're done, let's get something to eat.
[13:07] ---
    What sounds good?
[13:08] ---
    - Pork cutlet.
    - Pasta.
[13:10] ---
    I want some eel.
[13:13] ---
    I can't afford that.
[13:14] ---
    Apparently, there's a new ramen
    shop in front of the station,
[13:18] ---
    but I dunno if it's any good.
[13:20] ---
    Really?
[13:22] ---
    Ramen, huh? How does that sound?
[13:24] ---
    Fine.
[13:25] ---
    Whatever.
[13:27] ---
    "Ramen."
[13:29] ---
    We finally solved something.
[13:31] ---
    We haven't solved anything.
[13:34] ---
    Okay then, anything el—
[13:40] ---
    What is it?
[13:43] ---
    A scandal!?
[13:44] ---
    Has it been made public?
[13:46] ---
    Not yet?
[13:47] ---
    Understood. We'll help!
[13:49] ---
    It's an emergency! Let's move!
[14:03] ---
    I don't really serve any purpose.
[14:14] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Panties
[14:25] ---
    By the way, the other day...
[14:27] ---
    Huh?
[14:29] ---
    I totally saw a high school girl's panties while
    she was walking up the stairs at the station.
[14:36] ---
    Didja enjoy it?
[14:38] ---
    I got so depressed.
[14:40] ---
    Why?
[14:42] ---
    I felt so guilty...
[14:44] ---
    No way. Don't be a wuss.
[14:48] ---
    Fine, then you sneak a peek.
[14:50] ---
    You seriously will get depressed.
[14:52] ---
    As if. Panties are the symbol of pure bliss.
[14:56] ---
    Besides, how am I gonna get
    a look at these panties?
[15:00] ---
    I'll call them.
SIGN    30 Minutes Later
[15:03] ---
    You guys are helpless!
[15:06] ---
    Sorry for the trouble.
[15:09] ---
    It suddenly wouldn't connect to the internet.
[15:12] ---
    We're not really good with technology.
[15:16] ---
    It can't be helped!
[15:21] ---
    You guys really are hopeless!
SIGN    30 Minutes Later
[15:27] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    30 More Minutes Later
[15:32] ---
    The network cable isn't plugged in!
[15:35] ---
    Are you guys stupid?
[15:37] ---
    Where's the hub?
[15:39] ---
    Well, I'm not too sure, but...
[15:42] ---
    it's probably that.
[15:45] ---
    Why is it on the ceiling!?
[15:48] ---
    Ah, we have a stepladder.
[15:52] ---
    Jeez...
[16:05] ---
    Is this it? Yeah, totally.
[16:09] ---
    Okay!
[16:12] ---
    Hey, is it fixed?
[16:15] ---
    Yeah, we're back online!
[16:19] ---
    You mustn't always rely on others.
[16:23] ---
    Thank you very much!
[16:25] ---
    You were a big help!
[16:27] ---
    Be more careful!
[16:28] ---
    We appreciate your hard work!
[16:35] ---
    Didja enjoy it?
[16:39] ---
    I did something horrible!
[16:44] ---
    Tricking an idiot girl like that to get a look at
    her panties... I'm the lowest of the low...
[16:49] ---
    Now you understand.
SIGN    Motoharu missed the next three days of school...
[16:54] ---
    You're overreacting...
SIGN    High School Boys and Wiring
SIGN    Central High School
[17:11] ---
    Jeez, I never thought we'd come to Central
    just to help them out with their computers...
[17:16] ---
    Please don't goof off.
    Help us with the wiring.
[17:19] ---
    And it can't be helped.
[17:21] ---
    Motoharu said he wanted to
    help people as penance.
[17:25] ---
    Thanks for your hard work, North High boys.
[17:28] ---
    Almost finished?
[17:31] ---
    For the most part.
[17:33] ---
    However, it would be better
    if you called a technician.
[17:37] ---
    But this is fine, isn't it?
[17:39] ---
    When in trouble, it's best
    to help each other out.
[17:42] ---
    But damn, you're talented.
    You've got quite a rep around town.
[17:47] ---
    Ah, thanks.
[17:49] ---
    And yet, you continue to work
    under this blockhead...
[17:54] ---
    I totally don't get it.
[17:56] ---
    "Blockhead"?
[17:58] ---
    Well...
[18:00] ---
    I have my reasons.
[18:02] ---
    I may not look it, but I was
    pretty wild in the past.
[18:07] ---
    "May not look it"? No matter how you
    slice it, you look like a hoodlum.
[18:10] ---
    "May not look it"? No matter how you
    slice it, you look like a hoodlum.
[18:12] ---
    "May not look it"? No matter how you
    slice it, you look like a hoodlum.
[18:16] ---
    Back then, the president reached
    out to me to reform me.
[18:21] ---
    So he is my mentor.
[18:24] ---
    He's like a father to me.
[18:26] ---
    "A father"!?
[18:30] ---
    I-Is that so? So that's the reason...
[18:33] ---
    Well, truthfully, our vice president
    was also quite a ruffian, right?
[18:39] ---
    Um, well, ya know...
[18:41] ---
    Totally wild, right?
[18:44] ---
    Y-Yeah. Thanks to you, Madam President,
    I got my act together.
[18:50] ---
    Is that so?
[18:53] ---
    And back then, what did I say to you?
[18:59] ---
    Uhh, what was it you said...?
[19:03] ---
    Um...
[19:04] ---
    Well, um, something like, "Just follow me!"
    Or something...probably...
[19:12] ---
    Well, that was actually a lie.
[19:16] ---
    Th-This bitch!
[19:21] ---
    Well, I have other things
    to do, so I'm taking off!
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:43] [SONG] ---
    Sad nights envelop us
[19:48] [SONG] ---
    However, we still continue to dream
[19:54] [SONG] ---
    And that's enough, yeah enough
[20:03] [SONG] ---
    So long as I'm alive, I'm
    sure I'll see you again
[20:14] [SONG] ---
    The sun is watching
[20:24] [SONG] ---
    The sun will sing
[20:34] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[20:37] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[20:39] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[20:41] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:44] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[20:49] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[20:51] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:54] [SONG] ---
    I believe in you, the only sun
[20:59] [SONG] ---
    Until I reach your house
SIGN    Arch Demon
[21:13] ---
    Those extraordinary, bullied children,
    who had withstood the tyranny of the arch demon,
[21:18] ---
    selected the ten strongest kids from the
    elementary schools and requested a battle.
[21:25] ---
    I, who was large in stature
    and had learned karate,
[21:28] ---
    requested that they let me join the group.
[21:32] ---
    After all, I had a reason to fight as well.
[21:48] ---
    The arch demon grinned.
[21:49] ---
    The ten yelled.
[21:51] ---
    And the battle began.
[21:56] ---
    Shoot!
[22:15] ---
    I don't remember much after that.
[22:20] ---
    Yanagi!
[22:22] ---
    Snap out of it, Yanagi!
[22:32] ---
    I-Is she...?
[22:44] ---
    W-Wiped out?
[22:48] ---
    Look carefully.
[22:51] ---
    It was a draw.
[22:53] ---
    Due to this defeat, Arch Demon Habara
    gradually lost some of her ferocity.
[23:04] ---
    After that,
[23:05] ---
    since my house was close to hers,
    the children ordered me to watch over her.
[23:11] ---
    Which I continue to do to this day.
[23:14] ---
    Even now, we all still keep in touch.
[23:17] ---
    What!? That's so cool!
[23:19] ---
    Huh? So the battle was that amazing?
[23:26] ---
    That's a good story...
[23:28] ---
    I remember that.
[23:31] ---
    No, I didn't mean it like that!
[23:35] ---
    I just told it for fun! For fun!
[23:41] ---
    Toshiyuki!
[23:43] ---
    Was the terror of Habara so ingrained into
    Toshiyuki that it was reborn through this tale!?
[23:48] ---
    It's not a fun story!
[23:55] ---
    Hey, Tadakuni wasn't in this one, was he?
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Bicycles, etc.
SIGN    Now that you mention it, Tadakuni wasn't in it. We totally didn't even realize that.
[24:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was brought
    to you in burororon style by our sponsors.
SIGN    Apparently, it's winter next time. Jeez, the seasons are going by way too quickly!
[24:06] ---
    Burororon!
[24:08] ---
    

Season 1

10 - High School Boys and Bicycles etc

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[00:08] ---
    Hey, remember when we were talking
    before about the "Oriental Witch"?
[00:11] ---
    Apparently, that was the nickname of the girl's
    volleyball team during the Tokyo Olympics.
[00:17] ---
    Really?
[00:18] ---
    Really.
[00:20] ---
    By the way...
[00:22] ---
    I totally haven't been showing up much in this anime.
[00:27] ---
    Yeah, that's true.
[00:28] ---
    Even though we hang out at my place every day,
    why am I the only one who's not showing up?
[00:34] ---
    It's not that you're not showing up,
    it's that you're not being seen.
[00:37] ---
    Or more like you're being cut out.
[00:39] ---
    They're cutting me out!?
[00:41] ---
    Well, even though it's a "daily lives" show,\nthey're still only gonna show the interesting parts.
[00:47] ---
    You're being cut during the editing.
[00:49] ---
    Maybe you're a bit too normal...
[00:52] ---
    R-Really?
[00:59] ---
    Today...
[01:01] ---
    Are they gonna show me?
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    furikaereba hora
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    baka mitai ni warau kao ga
    doko mademo susumaseru
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
    tsumugu shosetsu no purorohgu
[01:51] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[02:01] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[02:08] [SONG] ---
    hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
    hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[02:18] [SONG] ---
    ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN    High School Boys and Limits
[02:50] ---
    So long...
[02:52] ---
    You still aren't coming out?
[02:55] ---
    I'm gonna poop my pants.
[02:59] ---
    Who the hell is in there?
[03:03] ---
    You shouldn't make yourself at home in a restroom!
[03:12] ---
    It's no good. I guess I have to go somewhere else.
[03:16] ---
    Standby... Standby...
[03:22] ---
    Wh-Where is the nearest restroom?
[03:26] ---
    Dammit!
[03:27] ---
    There's nothing but residences here.
    There aren't any toilets I can use!
[03:30] ---
    I think there's a mall a ways down this street.
[03:33] ---
    However, it's so large, I might not be able
    to find the restroom right off the bat.
[03:41] ---
    Should I just go in the bushes?
[03:43] ---
    No, there are too many people around!
[03:46] ---
    Oh, I forgot.
[03:48] ---
    The park!
[03:49] ---
    Anyone can use the restrooms in the park for free!
[04:00] ---
    There it is!
[04:02] ---
    The restroom!
[04:03] ---
    No problem! I can make it!
[04:24] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys is
    brought to you by our sponsors!
SIGN    Will the main character, Tadakuni, actually be seen this week?
SIGN    Keep your eyes peeled! Actually, it's not that big a deal...
[04:30] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    High School Boys and Results
[04:57] ---
    Thank you for your patronage.
SIGN    Ramen
[05:16] ---
    Here you go!
SIGN    Pepper
[06:00] ---
    A stuffed animal!?
[06:03] ---
    What is this, a comic strip?
SIGN    The next day
[06:10] ---
    Oh no!
[06:12] ---
    I'm gonna be late!
[06:28] ---
    My shoelaces...
[06:32] ---
    All riiight.
[06:42] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    North Sanada Prefectural High School
SIGN    High School Boys and Winter
[06:55] ---
    Huh? What's wrong?
[06:58] ---
    No. It's nothing.
[07:01] ---
    Going home already?
[07:03] ---
    Apparently, Mitsuo jumped into
    the river again the other day.
[07:06] ---
    Again?
[07:08] ---
    Jeez, he sure is something,
    doing that this time of year.
[07:17] ---
    I just remembered something I've
    gotta do, so you go on ahead.
[07:47] ---
    Please return my coat.
SIGN    Please return my coat. -Hidenori
SIGN    High School Boys and Running
[08:09] ---
    Huh? Yassan?
[08:11] ---
    What are you up to around here?
[08:15] ---
    Ah, shopping or something?
[08:19] ---
    Oh, guess what Yamada did the other day.
    We were in class and he started wres—
[08:39] ---
    Yassan?
[08:50] ---
    What?
[08:54] ---
    What the hell!?
[08:55] ---
    Why are you chasing me!?
[09:54] ---
    He's just a classmate! It's not like that!
[10:00] ---
    Like what?
[10:12] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Zoni
SIGN    *Take small bites and chew carefully when you eat rice cakes.
[11:13] ---
    I-I got a rice cake stuck in my
    throat during New Year's!
[11:20] ---
    I can't call anyone for help cuz the
    rest of my family went on vacation!
[11:25] ---
    H-H-Help...
[11:29] ---
    Yoshitake!
[11:30] ---
    Yoshitake!
SIGN    *Take small bites and chew carefully when you eat rice cakes.
[11:42] ---
    Th-The rice cake! My throat! S-Someone!
[11:51] ---
    T-Tadakuni!
[11:53] ---
    Help m—
SIGN    *We know we're taking this too far, but take small bites and chew carefully when you eat rice cakes.
[12:11] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and the Ground
[12:49] ---
    Don't come over here! Something like this is nothing!
[12:53] ---
    Don't try so hard.
[12:55] ---
    I'm sure you're embarrassed,
    all alone on the ground like that.
[13:24] ---
    Don't come over here, Mitsuo!
[13:25] ---
    I'm fine! S'nothing to worry about!
[13:30] ---
    I said I'm fine!
[13:32] ---
    I'm totally used to stuff like this!
[13:37] ---
    Dude, take a hint!
[13:44] ---
    See what happens?
[13:55] ---
    It can't be helped!
SIGN    High School Boys and Bicycles
[14:17] ---
    That reminds me...
[14:19] ---
    Apparently, there've been a lot of
    wallet snatchings around here.
[14:34] ---
    Wait!!!
[14:36] ---
    Stooop!!!
[14:41] ---
    Wallet snatcher!
[14:43] ---
    Stop right there!
[14:46] ---
    Hey...
[14:47] ---
    I'm gonna...
[14:48] ---
    borrow your bike.
[14:50] ---
    Hey, c'mon...
[15:00] ---
    You don't know how to ride a bike!?
[15:04] ---
    It can't be helped.
[15:05] ---
    I'll hang on to the back, so just go!
[15:08] ---
    Sorry!
[15:14] ---
    Dammit!
[15:16] ---
    Idiot! Don't give up!
[15:18] ---
    Try again!
[15:38] ---
    Get up!
[15:39] ---
    Try again!
[15:45] ---
    Keep going!
[16:08] ---
    - I did it!
    - Niiice!
[16:16] ---
    You really did!
[16:18] ---
    - I really did it!
    - You did do it!
[16:20] ---
    You did it!
[16:22] ---
    I feel like I'm forgetting something...
[16:26] ---
    But that's okay.
[16:28] ---
    You're so fast!
[16:35] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Cooking
[16:49] ---
    What do you want to eat tonight?
[16:52] ---
    Croquettes.
[16:53] ---
    Croquettes, huh?
[16:56] ---
    They're a bit of a pain...
[16:59] ---
    What else would you like?
[17:03] ---
    Croquettes...
[17:06] ---
    I said they're a pain! Why don't
    you try cooking sometime!?
[17:16] ---
    Okay.
[17:17] ---
    Jeez, they're poorly fried and slightly burned!
[17:23] ---
    Good?
[17:24] ---
    Good! At the very least,
    they're better than I can make!
[17:30] ---
    - Fried rice...
    - Huh?
[17:33] ---
    Now make fried rice!
[17:36] ---
    What's with her?
[17:47] ---
    Okay.
[17:52] ---
    This one's good, too!
[17:55] ---
    Make pork cutlet!
[17:56] ---
    Huh!?
[17:58] ---
    Okay.
[18:00] ---
    And this one!
[18:02] ---
    We have a home ec class at school.
[18:06] ---
    I can't really vouch for the flavor though.
[18:09] ---
    What a jerk!
[18:10] ---
    He's this good at cooking, but he's
    made me do it all up till now!
[18:16] ---
    Hamburger steak!
[18:20] ---
    Honestly...
[18:21] ---
    as a big sister, this is bad!
[18:23] ---
    To think I'm a worse cook than my little brother...!
[18:40] ---
    Okay. Finished.
[18:43] ---
    And with, this, I'll tear him a new one.
[18:48] ---
    You...
[18:50] ---
    Why...
[18:52] ---
    is this cooking...!?
[18:55] ---
    Why the hell...is this cooking so good!?
[18:58] ---
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    2nd Year Students Class A
SIGN    High School Boys and School
[19:08] ---
    Ready or not...here I...
[19:11] ---
    come!
[19:19] ---
    Man, I'm bored.
[19:21] ---
    Totally.
[19:27] ---
    Wanna play catch?
[19:30] ---
    Sure. Let's go.
[19:38] ---
    We don't have a ball or gloves.
[19:41] ---
    What'll we do?
[19:42] ---
    Okay, I'll ball up my jacket and we'll use that.
[20:04] ---
    It doesn't go very far.
[20:06] ---
    What are we doing?
[20:08] ---
    Let's try a shoe.
[20:18] ---
    This is shoe-real...
[20:20] ---
    Yep. Definitely shoe-real.
[20:28] ---
    Man, I'm bored.
[20:31] ---
    Yeah...
[20:37] ---
    But...
[20:39] ---
    who would've thought we'd get a day off
    for the day the school was founded?
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:54] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[20:59] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[21:05] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[21:14] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[21:25] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    Girls Who Left Scars
[22:34] ---
    What can I do to make you forgive her?
[22:39] ---
    I'm gonna take this opportunity to say this plainly.
[22:42] ---
    I fought that damned, repulsive,
    hardcore beast for your sake!
[22:49] ---
    Give it up, Yanagi.
[22:51] ---
    Ikushima...
[22:52] ---
    Unless we cut off a finger for this
    guy, or show him our panties...
[22:57] ---
    his anger will never die.
[23:00] ---
    You don't need to go that far.
[23:02] ---
    Let's see...
[23:04] ---
    Okay...
[23:06] ---
    Let me do a [redacted] Buster on you.
[23:10] ---
    You trying to kill me!?
[23:38] ---
    Ouch...
[23:44] ---
    Sometimes even Toshiyuki does some weird things...
[23:49] ---
    I swear I've seen something like this online before...
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Fathers, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time, Hidenori's father appears!
[24:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsors!
SIGN    Good for you, Tadakuni! You got to be seen in today's episode!
[24:06] ---
    Yoooooo!
SIGN    Although it was just you choking on a rice cake and making gurgling noises...
SIGN    

Season 1

11 - High School Boys and Fathers etc

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[00:06] ---
    - Papapipupepopa.
    - Huh?
[00:08] ---
    Pipipopepapapapa.
[00:09] ---
    Wh-What? What?
[00:10] ---
    Pipopopipapupepo.
[00:11] ---
    Popapepupipupipu.
[00:13] ---
    Pappapopipipapipa.
[00:14] ---
    Pipopopipupupepo.
[00:18] ---
    P-Poppi!
[00:20] ---
    What the hell did you just say?
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[01:38] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and Fathers
[02:24] ---
    Don't take a full swing!
[02:26] ---
    How can you hit a baseball
    with a golf club anyway?
[02:29] ---
    Hey, Dad.
[02:31] ---
    Let's play catch.
[02:33] ---
    What's wrong with this?
[02:34] ---
    Let's play a little more golf.
[02:36] ---
    We're playing golf?
[02:41] ---
    Even though I may look like this now,
    I wanted to be a pilot when I was a kid.
[02:46] ---
    That has nothing to do with golf or baseball.
[02:49] ---
    If I play catch with my kid,
    I think it's all over for me.
[02:53] ---
    Don't say things like that.
[02:59] ---
    Fine, let's roll up this
    jacket and use it as a ball.
[03:02] ---
    We already did that joke!
[03:07] ---
    Is there anything you want to
    do in the future, four-eyes?
[03:12] ---
    I want to travel abroad.
[03:14] ---
    I want to do something that helps people.
[03:23] ---
    Can you do that?
[03:25] ---
    You!?
[03:26] ---
    Don't say things like that!
[03:28] ---
    Oh, so, here you are...
[03:31] ---
    Big Bro.
[03:34] ---
    Mr. Yusuke.
[03:39] ---
    The front door is locked, so I can't get in.
[03:42] ---
    Lend me your key.
[03:51] ---
    If we had the key, we wouldn't be out here.
[03:54] ---
    Your mom went on a trip.
[03:56] ---
    She won't be back for three days.
SIGN    Hidenori's dad calls him "four-eyes," but his brother Yusuke also wears glasses.
[04:05] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
    and sponsors sittin' in a tree.
[04:12] ---
    Bringing it to you.
SIGN    Today we bring out new characters! But as usual, you don't really need to remember them!
[04:21] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Book-Loving Girls 4
[04:55] ---
    Why?
[04:56] ---
    Why are you sitting next
    to me? You're so close!
[05:03] ---
    Calm down.
[05:04] ---
    Maybe I should say something to him...
[05:08] ---
    "Hi! Nice weather, isn't it?"
[05:10] ---
    No, I shouldn't be so polite.
[05:19] ---
    I was reading comics, so I didn't notice.
[05:21] ---
    I totally just sat next to some chick!
[05:25] ---
    This is bad...
[05:26] ---
    "He's totally into me."
[05:29] ---
    It'll suck if she thinks that!
[05:32] ---
    He's totally into me.
[05:37] ---
    But then this shouldn't be a problem.
[05:38] ---
    I should just talk to him normally.
[05:42] ---
    Okay, here goes.
[05:44] ---
    Dammit.
[05:45] ---
    It would be cold of me
    to just get up and leave.
[05:48] ---
    It might hurt her feelings.
[05:51] ---
    It can't be helped...
[05:52] ---
    I'll just see how things go.
[06:00] ---
    Did you really think I'd say that?
    I don't even give a crap!
[06:06] ---
    Why...?
[06:26] ---
    Yassan, why do you look so angry?
[06:38] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Girls
SIGN    High School Boys and Battles
[06:56] ---
    Where did you go, Yoshitake?
[07:06] ---
    That bastard. He's come to finish me off.
[07:09] ---
    Dammit!
[07:14] ---
    Karasawa!
[07:17] ---
    Have you seen Yoshitake?
[07:19] ---
    No.
[07:21] ---
    I have not!
[07:30] ---
    Damn that bastard!
[07:32] ---
    It's dangerous to be out here!
[07:42] ---
    Show yourself, Yoshitake!
[07:44] ---
    Let's finish this!
[07:54] ---
    Hidenori!
[07:56] ---
    Yoshitake!
[07:59] ---
    You're mine!
[08:00] ---
    Dammit!
[08:03] ---
    Awww, yeeeaah!
SIGN    They are playing kick the can.
[08:16] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Kick the Can
[08:29] ---
    Kick the can, huh?
[08:30] ---
    Sounds like fun!
[08:32] ---
    Since it's your first time,
    are you okay with being "it"?
[08:35] ---
    Oh, no problem.
[08:37] ---
    The rules are no eye gouges or low blows.
[08:41] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[08:42] ---
    We mean you can do anything
    you want aside from that.
[08:46] ---
    That's scary!
[08:47] ---
    We don't have a can, so
    let's use this instead.
[08:51] ---
    Th-That's my treasure!
[08:54] ---
    It's the first plastic model I ever built
    by myself! I made it in fourth grade!
[08:59] ---
    Okay. Let's start!
[09:01] ---
    Wait!
[09:02] ---
    Stop! You idiots!
[09:04] ---
    What's the point of doing this?
[09:15] ---
    Hey, Karasawa!
[09:17] ---
    Have you seen Hidenori or Yoshitake?
[09:20] ---
    No.
[09:21] ---
    I haven't...
[09:22] ---
    seen them!
[09:28] ---
    Wait you!
[09:30] ---
    What?
[09:32] ---
    Morons!
[09:33] ---
    It's mine!
[09:37] ---
    It hurts! It hurts!
[09:39] ---
    Not bad, Mitsuo.
[09:46] ---
    Motoharu!
[09:47] ---
    I said knock it off!
[09:51] ---
    Mine!
[10:00] ---
    Hey, Karasawa!
[10:01] ---
    Help me out!
[10:05] ---
    How can you fall for the same
    trick twice!? Frickin' moron!
[10:16] ---
    How could such a terrible thing happen?
[10:20] ---
    Please take this.
[10:25] ---
    Mitsuo...
[10:27] ---
    happy birthday.
[10:31] ---
    We all chipped in and got you a present.
[10:35] ---
    But after looking into it...
[10:37] ---
    We found out that you already had this model,
[10:41] ---
    so we decided to destroy the old one.
[10:46] ---
    You guys...
[10:48] ---
    Thank you.
[10:52] ---
    This is a knock-off...
[11:04] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Chit Chat
[11:15] ---
    What makes a girl "cute"?
[11:19] ---
    What do you mean?
[11:21] ---
    Like, what actions or characteristics
    make a girl cute?
[11:27] ---
    For example?
[11:28] ---
    For example, does being a
    glutton make a girl cute?
[11:32] ---
    Nope. Not at all.
[11:34] ---
    R-Really? That isn't cute?
[11:37] ---
    What's cute about someone who
    eats more than other people?
[11:42] ---
    You're phrasing it all weird.
[11:44] ---
    Why don't you say "a girl who's
    obstinate about eating," instead?
[11:49] ---
    Huh? I guess that does seem a little cuter...
[11:53] ---
    Here's a story for you.
[11:55] ---
    This happened the day before
    the recent school festival.
[11:58] ---
    In order to finish all the preparations, everyone in
    my class stayed and worked late into the night.
[12:08] ---
    Suddenly, Girl A let out a cry.
[12:12] ---
    The clock read 9:30.
[12:16] ---
    Everyone was surprised.
[12:17] ---
    Girl A was always calm, athletic,
    got good grades, and was well respected.
[12:24] ---
    Everyone asked Girl A why
    she cried out so suddenly.
[12:29] ---
    Girl A strained her face
    and sobbed the answer.
[12:34] ---
    I'm so hungry, I can't move anymore.
[12:39] ---
    That is so frickin' cute.
[12:43] ---
    When you consider that,
[12:45] ---
    "A girl who is stubborn about eating and wants
    to keep it under wraps, but gets discovered,"
[12:52] ---
    is what she became.
[12:55] ---
    I think that only after all that, you can
    finally manage to call it "cute."
[13:01] ---
    I see...
[13:03] ---
    I don't think anything of a mere "glutton."
[13:07] ---
    Hang on. Let's think
    about this a little more.
[13:10] ---
    What about a girl who's meek?
[13:14] ---
    She's no good at all.
[13:15] ---
    Being meek is like...
[13:21] ---
    Okay, then what about a clumsy girl?
[13:24] ---
    Let's think of it like this...
[13:27] ---
    For example...
[13:29] ---
    A quiet girl?
[13:31] ---
    Well, if you turn that
    personality type around...
[13:37] ---
    I see...
[13:38] ---
    So if we combine everything
    we've come up with together...
[13:43] ---
    The cutest kind of girl there is would be...
[13:47] ---
    A girl who, even being the student council
    president, often gets made fun of!
[13:50] ---
    Huh?
[13:53] ---
    A girl like that doesn't exist.
[14:05] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    North Sanada Prefectural High School
SIGN    High School Boys and Love Letters
[14:22] ---
    A love letter?
[14:23] ---
    Even though this is an all-boys school...
[14:27] ---
    A love letter? What does it say?
[14:31] ---
    "I fell in love with you at first sight."
[14:32] ---
    "I want to date you, so let's
    meet," is what it says.
[14:35] ---
    Meet where?
[14:36] ---
    At the park in front of the station at 5.
[14:39] ---
    Someone's screwing with you.
[14:41] ---
    If it's a joke, it's in poor taste.
[14:43] ---
    What should we do?
[14:44] ---
    Make it so this person
    can never do this again.
[14:48] ---
    After school, let's all go.
[14:50] ---
    Trampling on someone's feelings like this...
[14:53] ---
    I'll get some firecrackers
    and bottle rockets ready.
[14:56] ---
    How come none of you think that this
    might actually be the real thing?
[15:01] ---
    Just don't cause any problems.
[15:09] ---
    We're gonna hide over here.
[15:11] ---
    We'll hit 'em with our full firepower!
[15:15] ---
    What if this is actually
    real and not a prank?
[15:19] ---
    Even still, isn't it weird that
    they knew his shoe locker?
[15:23] ---
    Hey, Yoshitake! It's time!
[15:30] ---
    So it was you?
[15:32] ---
    Huh?
[15:33] ---
    - No, I was just—
    - Come on out everyone!
[15:36] ---
    Let's teach Mitsuo a lesson!
[15:42] ---
    I was wondering why I got that call to come
    here all of a sudden. What the hell is this!?
[15:52] ---
    I'm sorry, Mitsuo.
SIGN    The culprit who wrote the fake love letter.
[15:54] ---
    I got scared and couldn't tell them.
[16:08] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Personal Space
[16:29] ---
    When girls put space between
    themselves and a guy like this...
[16:33] ---
    The guy is deeply hurt.
[16:36] ---
    This girl enjoyed doing that.
[16:39] ---
    Look at him! He's in total shock!
[16:57] ---
    This is awesome.
[17:23] ---
    He's totally into me.
[17:34] ---
    Uh, um...
SIGN    High School Boys and Irritability
[17:53] ---
    I've been friends with this
    guy for a long time now.
[17:57] ---
    So, I end up getting irritated
    by even the smallest things.
[18:01] ---
    That reminds me, yesterday...
[18:03] ---
    First of all, the way he talks
    while barely moving his lips...
[18:07] ---
    irritates me.
[18:09] ---
    Speak more clearly.
[18:12] ---
    Also, when picking out food at the
    convenience store, the time it takes him...
[18:16] ---
    irritates me.
[18:19] ---
    On the other hand, the way he
    eats super fast irritates me.
[18:23] ---
    I also question myself for
    having these kinds of feelings.
[18:30] ---
    Whenever he rolls up his sleeves,
    it irritates me. Personally.
[18:37] ---
    It's dog crap!
[18:39] ---
    His overreactions irritate me.
[18:42] ---
    Don't eat it!
[18:43] ---
    This is surreal.
[18:45] ---
    The fact that everything is
    "surreal" to him irritates me.
[18:49] ---
    The fact that he's strict with
    societal rules irritates me.
[18:52] ---
    Hey, plastic bottles don't go in there!
[18:55] ---
    I was in the wrong this time.
[18:57] ---
    When we watch movies...
[19:01] ---
    the fact that he cries at
    everything irritates me.
[19:04] ---
    Sure it was a sad story, but don't cry.
[19:07] ---
    You disgust me!
[19:09] ---
    Huh, why are you crying?
[19:11] ---
    Was there a sad part in this movie?
[19:13] ---
    This doesn't apply to Yoshitake, but
    people who don't understand things
[19:16] ---
    at the movies also irritate me.
[19:19] ---
    The way he sits in his chair irritates me.
[19:22] ---
    The fact that he doesn't carry his
    cellphone with him irritates me.
[19:26] ---
    The fact that he sticks a ton of
    change in his pocket irritates me.
[19:31] ---
    What's the next class?
[19:33] ---
    Asking me things that he can
    figure out on his own irritates me.
[19:37] ---
    Even though I know he's just
    trying to make conversation.
[19:41] ---
    The way he waits for me
    to comment irritates me.
[19:43] ---
    That he can't drink carbonated
    drinks irritates me.
[19:46] ---
    The fact that he goes to the
    restroom fairly often irritates me.
[19:50] ---
    The fact that he prepares notes for me
    for the days that I'm absent irritates me.
[19:57] ---
    The way he comes over to my house and
    always brings two canned coffees for us...
[20:01] ---
    irritates me.
[20:05] ---
    When I lose my bike key and he begins
    searching for it without my asking...
[20:15] ---
    irritates me.
[20:35] ---
    The way he uses the same gag
    over and over irritates me!
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    Sad nights envelop us
[20:51] [SONG] ---
    However, we still continue to dream
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    And that's enough, yeah enough
[21:06] [SONG] ---
    So long as I'm alive, I'm
    sure I'll see you again
[21:17] [SONG] ---
    The sun is watching
[21:27] [SONG] ---
    The sun will sing
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I believe in you, the only sun
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Until I reach your house
SIGN    Battles
[22:19] ---
    - This one's good, too.
    - Yeah.
[22:21] ---
    They totally look alike.
[22:23] ---
    This looks so delicious!
[22:26] ---
    This has been on my mind for a while...
[22:30] ---
    Who among us is the strongest?
[22:35] ---
    Nice.
[22:36] ---
    Let's find out right now.
[22:39] ---
    Hang on! What are you talking about!?
[22:41] ---
    We can't just pretend to
    be all buddy buddy forever.
[22:45] ---
    What's wrong?
[22:47] ---
    Stop! This doesn't even make any sense!
[22:50] ---
    It doesn't matter who's the strongest!
[22:53] ---
    You sure seem calm, monster.
[22:55] ---
    You're just scared of losing, aren't you?
[22:59] ---
    So, what are the rules?
[23:02] ---
    Good point.
[23:05] ---
    Hang on.
[23:06] ---
    You guys are ready to fight, right?
[23:08] ---
    So why do we need rules?
[23:11] ---
    Huh?
[23:14] ---
    In order to avoid the very worst,
    in battle, rules must be set.
[23:18] ---
    This horrible woman cannot
    understand this concept.
[23:26] ---
    "The meaning of battle"...
[23:28] ---
    That was the fundamental difference
    between her and the two of us,
[23:31] ---
    who practiced martial arts and sports.
[23:35] ---
    We were just joking, Habara!
[23:38] ---
    Don't take it so seriously.
[23:41] ---
    So it was a joke, was it?
[23:44] ---
    She said as she tossed away a large rock.
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and...etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time is the final episode!
[23:59] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
    and sponsors sittin' in a tree.
SIGN    Parting, journeying and touching moments... That's the kind of final episode we want.
[24:07] ---
    Bringing it to you.
SIGN    Can you do that?
    You?
SIGN    

Season 1

12 - High School Boys and... etc

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SIGN    Demons
[00:16] ---
    Whenever I approach Toshiyuki from behind...
[00:19] ---
    he notices me before I can even talk to him.
[00:24] ---
    When we're talking face to face,
[00:28] ---
    he always keeps both hands free.
[00:32] ---
    Whenever we sit on a bench,
[00:36] ---
    he moves away.
[00:39] ---
    When I laugh loudly,
[00:43] ---
    his face starts to sweat.
[00:47] ---
    When I touch him,
[00:49] ---
    he puts his hand on the
    pen in his breast pocket.
[00:54] ---
    When I return something I borrowed,
[00:57] ---
    he sprays it with something.
SIGN    Antibacterial Spray
[01:02] ---
    Thinking about these things,
[01:06] ---
    Toshiyuki...
[01:08] ---
    Maybe Toshiyuki...
[01:11] ---
    has special feelings for me...
[01:17] ---
    No, I must stop this line of thinking.
    I'm sure I'm mistaken.
[01:21] ---
    You're right, in a way.
[01:22] ---
    In a way.
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[02:01] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[02:11] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[02:21] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[02:23] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[02:26] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[02:28] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[02:31] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[02:33] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[02:36] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[02:38] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[02:41] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[02:46] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    High School Boys and Lies
[03:00] ---
    Hey, there's something I wanna ask you.
[03:04] ---
    What's Twitter?
[03:09] ---
    Something that celebrities
    tweet about on the internet.
[03:13] ---
    "I ate a Twitter."
[03:15] ---
    So it's food?
[03:17] ---
    It's Italian food.
[03:18] ---
    It's a type of pasta made from flour.
[03:21] ---
    It's known for how difficult
    it is to prepare it.
[03:25] ---
    It can only be made by a true Italian chef.
[03:28] ---
    It's a rare delicacy, which is the only
    reason it's so popular, I'd wager.
[03:34] ---
    There's one more thing I want to ask.
[03:37] ---
    What's ESP?
[03:39] ---
    It's an international standard.
[03:41] ---
    "Environmental Safety and Protection,"
    abbreviated as "ESP."
[03:44] ---
    So that's what it is...
[03:46] ---
    It's a system set up to help
    businesses voluntarily participate
[03:49] ---
    in activities to protect the environment.
[03:52] ---
    I'm sure you often see products
    with the ESP mark on them.
[03:58] ---
    I see, so it has to do with the environment.
[04:03] ---
    What's tsundere?
[04:05] ---
    It's a word that ascribes having romantic
    feelings to an abnormally aggressive degree.
[04:09] ---
    It's jargon used by American
    criminal psychologists.
[04:13] ---
    Apparently, those afflicted with it are committing
    more and more murders each year.
[04:17] ---
    What's doya face?
[04:18] ---
    In the Hokkaido dialect,
    it means "a face like straw sandals."
[04:22] ---
    What's agepoyo?
[04:24] ---
    It's the name of a comic that ran
    in a children's magazine in 1981.
[04:28] ---
    For some reason, it's experiencing
    a revival these days.
[04:32] ---
    What's MMORPG?
[04:35] ---
    It's a large-scale online game that can be
    played simultaneously by multiple users.
[04:43] ---
    So you know that one, huh?
[04:48] ---
    The final episode of Daily Lives of High School Boys
    will also be presented halfassedly by our sponsors.
SIGN    This is the last episode, so we did it in the highly unique "Ending First" format.
[04:54] ---
    Don't say "halfassedly"!
SIGN    Please enjoy this final episode of
    Daily Lives of High School Boys.
SIGN    High School Boys and Crane Games
[05:15] ---
    Dude, not even close.
[05:17] ---
    Just give it up.
[05:19] ---
    You've failed like ten times already.
[05:22] ---
    It can't be helped. Just
    give up and leave it to me.
[05:25] ---
    C-Can you do it?
[05:28] ---
    Watch this.
[05:36] ---
    Dude, not even close!
[05:38] ---
    - See?
    - See what!?
[05:40] ---
    How much cash do you have on you?
[05:42] ---
    Hell no. I'm not lending you any.
[05:44] ---
    I'm begging you.
[05:48] ---
    Nice! I did it!
[05:53] ---
    Huh?
[05:54] ---
    Huh?
[06:01] ---
    I don't have any more money.
[06:03] ---
    Maybe it'll fall if we shake it...
SIGN    Good children should not do this.
[06:12] ---
    No good. It won't budge.
[06:19] ---
    Dude, just give it up.
[06:21] ---
    Huh?
[06:22] ---
    Isn't that...your little sister?
[06:27] ---
    Hey, don't bother. That thing's
    just a waste of money.
SIGN    Good children should not do this.
[06:41] ---
    What the hell...
[06:43] ---
    is that girl?
SIGN    High School Boys and Shop Clerks
[06:58] ---
    All right!
[07:00] ---
    Go!
[07:06] ---
    It didn't even budge.
[07:11] ---
    This is bad!
[07:12] ---
    It's bad to spend any more time than
    this trying to get an anime girl figure.
[07:16] ---
    "What's bad?" you ask?
    The fact that it's embarrassing!
[07:20] ---
    "Do you want the figure that badly?"
[07:22] ---
    I couldn't stand anyone
    thinking of me like that!
[07:26] ---
    No. It's not that I want the figure!
[07:28] ---
    I want that feeling of accomplishment that
    comes from winning a difficult game!
[07:33] ---
    And since I can't explain
    that to the people around me,
[07:36] ---
    I'll just go with, "Yes. I
    like anime girl figures."
[07:41] ---
    But if I leave now, I know I'll regret it.
[07:44] ---
    I want to avoid that.
[07:47] ---
    No matter what it takes,
    I will take you home.
[07:50] ---
    Um...
[07:51] ---
    Huh?
[07:53] ---
    Oh crap!
[07:56] ---
    Shall I reposition it for you?
[08:02] ---
    The attendant was watching!?
[08:04] ---
    Watching me waste a grip of money trying to
    get this anime girl figure? How embarrassing!
[08:09] ---
    You've got it all wrong.
[08:11] ---
    I want you to understand that it's not the
    figure, but the crane game that I like!
[08:15] ---
    I know that might just sound like an excuse,
[08:17] ---
    so I guess it'd be a useless struggle...
[08:21] ---
    Reposition it?
[08:22] ---
    Well, you don't need to do all that.
[08:26] ---
    But maybe...
[08:28] ---
    But you were really tenacious.
[08:31] ---
    Damn, she's really straightforward!
[08:34] ---
    The worst part of all this
    is her beautiful eyes!
[08:38] ---
    She's not pitying me.
[08:40] ---
    They're simply saying that she
    wants to help out a customer.
[08:44] ---
    P-P-Please...
[08:47] ---
    Okay!
[08:48] ---
    I totally just became a guy who's
    really got a thing for figures...
[08:54] ---
    She's watching me from
    behind. Staring at my back!
[09:02] ---
    He got the figure! Congratulations!
[09:07] ---
    Please come again!
[09:09] ---
    Do you think I'll ever
    set foot in here again!?
SIGN    High School Boys and Enthusiasm
[09:21] ---
    Hang on a second!
[09:24] ---
    What?
[09:25] ---
    Don't what me! Today is your
    day for classroom cleanup!
[09:28] ---
    What are you trying to go home for?
[09:33] ---
    I had someone switch with me
    cuz I have something to do.
[09:37] ---
    I-In that case, you should've
    told me right away.
[09:42] ---
    Eh...uh...sorry...
[09:49] ---
    What do you think about that?
[09:51] ---
    How do you mean?
[09:53] ---
    A girl who pesters one
    person more than others.
[09:58] ---
    Are you trying to say this is my fault?
[10:01] ---
    - To begin with, you—
    - No, that wasn't my intention.
[10:09] ---
    Well, whatever.
[10:11] ---
    I'm sure they've known each
    other for a long time.
[10:14] ---
    Miss Kagaya, calm down.
[10:17] ---
    He just called her "Miss"! They can't have known
    each other for long! They aren't close at all!
[10:22] ---
    Well, it could just be that Miss Kagaya
    has a strong sense of responsibility.
[10:28] ---
    Wh-What is this thing you have to do?
[10:30] ---
    Take me with you!
[10:32] ---
    She's being totally unreasonable!
    There's no sense of responsibility there!
[10:38] ---
    How can she have so much enthusiasm about
    what someone of the opposite sex is doing!?
[10:43] ---
    I don't get it...
[10:45] ---
    She's very true to her desires...
[10:51] ---
    What do you think about that, Yassan?
[11:02] ---
    I don't like it!
[11:06] ---
    Doing something so embarrassing!
[11:08] ---
    Can't she look at herself objectively?
[11:12] ---
    If it were me, I definitely wouldn't
    cause trouble for the other person!
[11:18] ---
    I see...
[11:20] ---
    Well, that doesn't sound like someone who chased
    a guy from a different school to the next town.
[11:26] ---
    You're famous.
SIGN    Student Council Room
SIGN    High School Boys and Come Ons
[11:40] ---
    There's nothing to do.
[11:44] ---
    Let's go hang out somewhere!
[11:50] ---
    This is gonna set us back.
[11:51] ---
    We've got a lot of things to do...
[11:53] ---
    Why is she even coming to our school anyway?
[11:57] ---
    Huh? Where is Ringo?
[11:59] ---
    Isn't that her?
[12:04] ---
    Hey, sweet cheeks!
[12:06] ---
    How about hangin' with us for a bit?
[12:10] ---
    Just a little, okay...?
[12:15] ---
    Why are you eating so fast!?
[12:16] ---
    It's not like we're trying
    to take that away from you!
[12:20] ---
    She's getting hit on!
[12:23] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:25] ---
    Please don't go off on your own.
[12:28] ---
    So, what should we do now?
[12:33] ---
    Ringo, is there anywhere you want to go?
[12:39] ---
    She's getting hit on again...
[12:43] ---
    I'm begging you, please don't
    wander away from us like that.
[12:46] ---
    Why do you make it so easy for
    people to get involved with you?
[12:50] ---
    I wanna eat that!
[12:51] ---
    Are you even listening?
[12:52] ---
    Hey! How about grabbing a bite?
[12:56] ---
    She got hit on instantly!
[13:02] ---
    We need to go. Let's book it!
[13:05] ---
    Hang on a sec.
[13:06] ---
    This guy's...
[13:10] ---
    President!!!
SIGN    High School Boys and Frankfurters
[14:12] ---
    A b-bug?
[14:31] ---
    Oh well...
[14:34] ---
    We went through all that for nothing.
SIGN    High School Boys and...
[14:51] ---
    All right.
[14:53] ---
    See ya!
[15:01] ---
    The same ol' morning.
[15:03] ---
    The same ol' town.
[15:05] ---
    The same ol' trip to school.
[15:08] ---
    However...
[15:09] ---
    these mundane days end today.
[15:12] ---
    Because our graduation ceremony is today.
[15:17] ---
    Hey, Tadakuni!
[15:21] ---
    Yo!
[15:22] ---
    Hidenori, Yoshitake.
[15:32] ---
    So, we're finally gonna graduate...
[15:35] ---
    Tadakuni's going to Tokyo.
[15:38] ---
    Yoshitake to Osaka.
[15:39] ---
    I'm staying here. So, the three
    of us are gonna split up.
[15:43] ---
    Even if we will be separated,
    we're friends for life.
[15:47] ---
    Yeah!
[15:49] ---
    Let's go.
[15:51] ---
    It's the beginning of our new journey!
[15:54] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Graduation Ceremony
SIGN    North Sanada Prefectural High School 21st Commencement
[16:10] ---
    "When you graduate, what will you know?"
[16:14] ---
    "What will remain, other than memories?"
[16:18] ---
    Someone once said that,
[16:21] ---
    but at least for me,
[16:23] ---
    these high school days that felt like
    they would last forever,
[16:27] ---
    were a major point in my life.
[16:35] ---
    Hey, you're too big to cry!
[16:38] ---
    But!
[16:41] ---
    As the student council president of
    North Sanada, it's unseemly.
[16:46] ---
    You guys!
[16:49] ---
    Heading off with a weird spectacle...
[16:52] ---
    It can't be helped.
[16:54] ---
    President!
[16:56] ---
    Ringo!
[16:57] ---
    Whaddaya talking about?
    You're the president now, right?
[17:02] ---
    President!
[17:05] ---
    And thus you graduate and leave
    this place to the next president.
[17:10] ---
    That's what a student council president does.
[17:12] ---
    A word, President.
[17:14] ---
    The only president to us, is you, President.
SIGN    Celebrate! Graduation!!
SIGN    We love North Sanada!!!
[17:37] ---
    The real thing...
SIGN    To myself in 10 years. Have I become a hero?
[18:02] ---
    Idiot.
[18:04] ---
    Like I really could be...
[18:25] ---
    The winds are lashing out today.
[18:29] ---
    However, this wind is softly weeping.
[18:35] ---
    It isn't crying from sadness.
[18:40] ---
    Joy can cause tears as well, no?
[18:44] ---
    Come, before these winds die down.
[19:03] ---
    Big brother.
[19:10] ---
    Little sister...
[19:12] ---
    Um...
[19:13] ---
    Erm...
[19:16] ---
    Congratulations on graduating!
[19:26] ---
    Tadakuni...
[19:34] ---
    Um...
[19:36] ---
    I thought forever about
    whether or not to say this...
[19:40] ---
    But I heard you were going to Tokyo.
[19:43] ---
    So, well...
[19:48] ---
    Before you went, I had to say this...
[19:53] ---
    H-H-Hang on a second.
[19:57] ---
    Who...are you?
[20:00] ---
    How awful!
[20:02] ---
    I can't believe you don't remember me!
[20:05] ---
    Erm, I-I'm sorry, it's
    just...where did we meet?
[20:12] ---
    You said you wanted to see me again,
    so I came through the mirror.
[20:30] ---
    Man, it was all a dream!?
[20:32] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[20:32] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[20:42] [SONG] ---
    donna konnan demo arashi ya kuroi ame mo
[20:42] ---
    No matter the difficulty
    Storms and black rain
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    oikaze ni notte dokomademo
    dare mo todokanai basho de matteiru kara
[20:53] ---
    We'll catch the tailwind and be
    waiting someplace no one else can go
[21:02] [SONG] ---
    kono hiroi umi de kaita monogatari ga
[21:02] ---
    This tale we've written on the vast ocean
SIGN    kuuhaku no chizu wo umeteyuku
[21:07] ---
    We'll continue to fill in
    the blank parts of this map
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    mada minu basho ni kibou wo mite
    kazoekirenai kanashimi wo
[21:12] ---
    We shall continue to gaze at hope in an unknown place
    Amidst the countless sadnesses
[21:22] [SONG] ---
    makkuro na hikari wo mitemo
    kaze wa itsudemo aru kara
[21:22] ---
    Even though we see the pitch-black light
    Because the wind is there
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
[21:30] ---
    At a speed that seems like
    it will reach the skies
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[21:35] ---
    I've come this far without
    gripping the rudder
[21:40] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraite
[21:40] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    bokura no monogatari
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
[21:58] ---
    For our tale
    Let's search for the next page
[22:14] ---
    See ya!
[22:16] ---
    I'm gonna be late!
[22:17] ---
    My name's Tadakuni.
[22:20] ---
    I live in a really normal town, go to a really
    normal school and live a really normal life.
[22:26] ---
    Heeeyyy, Tadakuni!
[22:27] ---
    'Sup Yoshitake? What the hell are you eating?
[22:30] ---
    Leftover cheese fondue from last night.
[22:32] ---
    C'mon, bro. Munchin' on a slice of toast when
    you're running late is the standard trope.
[22:38] ---
    You're one to talk!
[22:42] ---
    The daily lives of us stupid, overly self-conscious,
    incorrigible friends will continue on!
[22:52] ---
    Our journey has just begun!
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Celebrate! Graduation!!
[23:03] ---
    Celebrate! Graduation!
[23:05] ---
    For our graduation trip,
    we've come to London!
SIGN    The trio head to London
[23:08] ---
    Yanagin!
[23:09] ---
    Ikushima!
[23:10] ---
    Habara! Trio!
[23:11] ---
    However!
[23:12] ---
    Waiting there was our
    archenemy, Silver Devil!
[23:26] ---
    Who will win? Arch Demon or Silver Devil?
[23:30] ---
    High School Girls Are Funky: The Movie!
    Arch Demon Vs. Silver Devil. Coming soon!
SIGN    High School Girls Are Funky: The Movie
    Arch Demon Vs. Silver Devil
[23:36] ---
    We aren't doing anything like that!
[23:40] ---
    Okay, that's the end of that.
[23:43] ---
    Huh? It's over already?
SIGN    This is the end of Daily Lives of High School Boys
    (Season 1). Thank you for watching.
[23:45] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    halfassedly presented by our sponsors.
SIGN    Let's meet again in Daily Lives of High School Boys
    (Season 2). It'll be live action with hot male actors. (JK)
[23:51] ---
    Don't say "halfassedly"!
[23:52] ---