# 2 - Curse You, Fake Game Creation Club
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**[00:36] ---**
"Student Guidance Room"
**[00:37] ---**
No! Like I said, you've got it all wrong!
**[00:39] ---**
That was an honorable battle!
**[00:41] ---**
Please believe us!
**[00:42] ---**
We'd never do somethin' lame like peep!
**[00:44] ---**
You heard him! Do we look
like perverts to you?
**[00:46] ---**
Vice Principal!
**[00:47] ---**
Mr. Vice Principal!
**[00:50] ---**
But you went in, didn't you?
**[00:52] ---**
Right into the girls' locker room?
**[00:55] ---**
Yes, we went in...
**[01:02] ---**
Perverts...
**[01:06] ---**
Am not!
**[01:10] ---**
It was just a dream...?
**[01:12] ---**
But it's true that I got suspended...
**[01:17] ---**
"Teachers' Room"
**[01:17] ---**
I thought they were finally going down!
**[01:20] ---**
Why isn't that club getting
shut down, ma'am?!
**[01:24] ---**
We got a new member.
**[01:26] ---**
We have enough members now,
**[01:28] ---**
so for the time being, the Game
Creation Club will remain--Oh...
**[01:32] ---**
Give that back, Takao!
**[01:35] ---**
Kenji Kazama!
**[01:45] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[01:48] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[01:52] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[01:55] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[01:58] ---**
*I never know why*
**[02:02] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[02:05] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[02:08] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[02:13] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[02:21] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[02:23] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[02:28] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:35] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[02:42] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[02:45] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:48] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[02:53] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[02:57] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[03:00] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[03:10] ---**
Congratulations on the Game Creation
Club's immediate survival!
**[03:14] ---**
Yay!
**[03:16] ---**
Man, I'm glad we didn't lose our club.
**[03:18] ---**
We're only here because
Roka-*senpai* brought that guy.
**[03:22] ---**
Uh, what was his name?
**[03:25] ---**
Mr. Foot Fetish.
**[03:26] ---**
Mr. Foot Fetish.
**[03:27] ---**
Foot Fetish-*senpai*!
**[03:30] ---**
How long does Kazama-*san*'s suspension last?
**[03:33] ---**
Beats me! Until sometime next week?
**[03:37] ---**
He'll be back tomorrow.
**[03:38] ---**
Eh?! That was short!
**[03:39] ---**
But he peeped!
**[03:40] ---**
I have a hard time getting any
sleep with that loudmouth around...
**[03:43] ---**
Ma'am, you're always asleep!
**[03:47] ---**
But do you think he'll actually show up?
**[03:50] ---**
Isn't he a delinquent from that one party?
**[03:53] ---**
He doesn't look like the club type, you know?
**[03:57] ---**
Well, as long as we've
got his name on paper,
**[03:59] ---**
our club is in the clear.
**[04:00] ---**
I don't care if he ever comes.
**[04:02] ---**
He'll come.
**[04:04] ---**
I'm sure he'll come.
**[04:08] ---**
"Curse You, Fake Game Creation Club!!"
**[04:13] ---**
Are you all alone, too?
**[04:16] ---**
"Suspension." Sounds frigging
awesome, doesn't it?
**[04:20] ---**
If only it weren't over something so lame...
**[04:31] ---**
Who the hell are you?!
**[04:32] ---**
He noticed us! What's the plan?
**[04:35] ---**
I didn't make one!
**[04:36] ---**
But you made those costumes in advance!
**[04:39] ---**
A-Anyway, don't let him escape!
**[04:41] ---**
Right!
**[04:45] ---**
None of this makes a lick of
sense, but gimme your best shot!
**[04:50] ---**
Now you'll never be able to escape!
**[04:54] ---**
So what now, President? What should we do?
**[04:57] ---**
Uh, just a sec. I'm working
on it right this second!
**[05:00] ---**
Ugh, crap! I'm starting to feel nauseated.
**[05:02] ---**
President!
**[05:06] ---**
I feel sick!
**[05:08] ---**
Want me to rub your back?
**[05:09] ---**
Don't! That'll only make her barf more.
**[05:12] ---**
I still haven't barfed!
**[05:14] ---**
Who are you guys, anyway?
**[05:16] ---**
We're... We're...!
**[05:21] ---**
President, hang in there!
**[05:22] ---**
Bastards, are you makin' fun of me?!
**[05:26] ---**
You've got two choices: Reveal
yourselves or get a butt kicking!
**[05:30] ---**
W-We're...
**[05:35] ---**
We're the Game Creation Club!
**[05:37] ---**
The Game... Creation Club?
**[05:42] ---**
The one I just joined?
**[05:45] ---**
Don't lump us together with that fake club!
**[05:47] ---**
What?! It's a fake club?
**[05:48] ---**
Right! They're the fake Game Creation Club.
**[05:51] ---**
We're the real Game Creation Club!
**[05:53] ---**
Eh?! Then what the heck did I just join?!
**[05:58] ---**
No wonder that club seemed
so freakishly sketchy!
**[06:00] ---**
Gosh darn it!
**[06:02] ---**
Sakuragaoka, is he crying?
**[06:05] ---**
He's crying, all right.
**[06:06] ---**
President Takao, this is your chance!
**[06:09] ---**
You're right, Inada!
**[06:10] ---**
Please tell him, President Takao!
**[06:13] ---**
Kenji Kazama, drop the fake
club right this second!
**[06:16] ---**
What?!
**[06:17] ---**
If you do, the fake club will get
shut down due to its lack of members!
**[06:20] ---**
Shut down?
**[06:22] ---**
That's why she was trying so hard...
**[06:24] ---**
Why do you wanna destroy our club?
**[06:25] ---**
Does it matter?
**[06:27] ---**
For one thing, the fake club
was supposed to get shut down!
**[06:29] ---**
You're the one who had to butt in and join!
**[06:32] ---**
It's not like I joined because I wanted to...
**[06:33] ---**
Then drop the club!
**[06:34] ---**
Why do I have to listen to you?!
**[06:37] ---**
Sheesh! I've had enough of your crap.
**[06:48] ---**
Hey!
**[06:50] ---**
You punks!
**[06:52] ---**
Y-You wouldn't raise your hand
against a girl, would you?
**[06:56] ---**
I believe in you. I-I believe
you'll do the right thing...
**[06:59] ---**
I don't care if she believes in me!
**[07:02] ---**
But I can't punch a chick. Tch!
**[07:05] ---**
I--Er, may I help you?
**[07:09] ---**
Nah, but... are you really... a chick?
**[07:13] ---**
You're so silly! Of course I'm a girl.
**[07:15] ---**
Crap!
**[07:17] ---**
At first glance, Sakuragaoka-*kun
*may look like a beautiful girl,
**[07:20] ---**
but he's actually just a beautiful boy!
**[07:21] ---**
No, "just" doesn't belong in that sentence.
**[07:24] ---**
That's what makes him hot! That's his appeal!
**[07:26] ---**
But if his true identity as a beautiful
boy--er, teen--came to light,
**[07:29] ---**
this thug would bulldoze right through him!
**[07:32] ---**
"Their formation is full of holes"
**[07:34] ---**
I can see you're not
convinced, in which case...
**[07:38] ---**
Do you still think I'm a
guy after seeing this?!
**[07:41] ---**
What?! He was wearing a girl's
school uniform under his robe?!
**[07:46] ---**
Sakuragaoka-*kun*, would
you mind putting this on?
**[07:49] ---**
Ugh! Please stop asking me, Inada-*san.*
**[07:52] ---**
I hate that crap more than anything.
**[07:54] ---**
Sakuragaoka-*kun* was so quick
to reveal himself in a dress!
**[07:58] ---**
And not for me, but for this
hick fresh from the country!
**[08:03] ---**
It's unforgivable! But thank you!
**[08:07] ---**
Yeah, you're definitely a chick. Sorry.
**[08:13] ---**
I still haven't done anything, but
they're dropping like flies...
**[08:16] ---**
What's going on here?
**[08:18] ---**
What is going on here?
**[08:20] ---**
Yikes! You're not supposed to say that!
**[08:24] ---**
I'm going home for real now!
**[08:26] ---**
There was one left!
**[08:28] ---**
Going by your build, you've gotta be a dude!
**[08:31] ---**
We're in deep doo-doo again!
**[08:33] ---**
Underneath his disguise,
**[08:33] ---**
"Underneath"
**[08:35] ---**
Yamada may look like a buff
brute at first glance,
**[08:37] ---**
but he's actually just a timid pacifist!
**[08:39] ---**
Yet his face is intimidating!
**[08:41] ---**
There is no way he could pass for a girl!
**[08:43] ---**
"Their formation is truly full of holes"
**[08:46] ---**
I-I...
**[08:49] ---**
...am a woman!
**[08:51] ---**
Yamada tried his hardest!
**[08:52] ---**
Like I'd buy that!
**[08:54] ---**
Yamada!
**[08:58] ---**
Later!
**[08:59] ---**
How dare you do this to my club!
**[09:02] ---**
Now that it has come to this,
I'm going to avenge everyone!
**[09:05] ---**
No, I really think you should
give up on this vengeance thing.
**[09:07] ---**
President, you should give up on that...
**[09:10] ---**
See? Even one of your own
is telling you to give up.
**[09:13] ---**
True to my looks,
**[09:14] ---**
my strength, skill, and speed stats are low.
**[09:20] ---**
But I've got knowledge!
**[09:23] ---**
How about I exercise my
power over State power?!
**[09:26] ---**
But that power doesn't belong to you!
**[09:28] ---**
My lies versus your version of the truth...
**[09:32] ---**
I wonder which they're
more likely to believe.
**[09:35] ---**
Well, Mr. Suspended?
**[09:36] ---**
Hey, th-that's cheating!
**[09:38] ---**
Between a delinquent and the busty president,
**[09:41] ---**
it's obvious that they'd believe
the president first and foremost.
**[09:44] ---**
Huh?
**[09:45] ---**
What a pity!
**[09:47] ---**
If you had a boobs fetish
instead of a foot fetish,
**[09:49] ---**
the president could have defeated
you with her seductive charms!
**[09:53] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:53] ---**
Stop right there! Why the hell do
you think I have a foot fetish?!
**[09:57] ---**
Isn't that what Ms. Ohsawa told us?
**[09:59] ---**
Uh, yeah...
**[10:01] ---**
If I had to describe him in a word
or two, I guess "foot fetish" works.
**[10:04] ---**
Got it!
**[10:05] ---**
Damn that teacher!
**[10:07] ---**
A foot fetish... Whoa!
**[10:09] ---**
Do thighs turn you on? How about ankles?
**[10:12] ---**
Do you wanna get stuffed up or
bound in some black stockings?
**[10:16] ---**
Hell no! Between feet and
boobs, I'll take boobs!
**[10:19] ---**
Why on earth did I just
confess that like an idiot?
**[10:23] ---**
In other words... you'd like to do
"that" to the president's chest?
**[10:27] ---**
Wha--?! What does "that" even mean?!
**[10:29] ---**
You're putting words in my mouth!
**[10:35] ---**
No! When I say, "No," I mean it!
**[10:37] ---**
What're you going on about?
**[10:38] ---**
Stay away from me, you pervert!
**[10:41] ---**
You're the one reading into things!
**[10:47] ---**
You actually called the cops, didn't you?!
**[10:49] ---**
No! I'd never actually call them.
**[10:52] ---**
Then what're they doing here?!
**[10:53] ---**
Excuse me, but do you have a minute?
**[10:54] ---**
Y-Yes, how may I help you?!
**[10:57] ---**
We received a report that a group dressed
in black was attacking a civilian.
**[11:06] ---**
Is that the pervert dressed in black...?
**[11:11] ---**
C-Come to think of it, there was a
mighty brawl here just a minute ago!
**[11:14] ---**
Right, Prez?
**[11:15] ---**
Y-Yup! Some people in black were chasing
after someone who looked like a civilian.
**[11:20] ---**
Did they run upriver or downriver?
**[11:24] ---**
That's so funny! I'm such an
airhead! I can't seem to remember.
**[11:27] ---**
I was so scared!
**[11:32] ---**
Where do you fit in?
**[11:34] ---**
We didn't have a thing to do with it.
**[11:46] ---**
Curse you, member of the
fake Game Creation Club!
**[11:48] ---**
What?!
**[11:50] ---**
We'll get you for this!
**[11:52] ---**
Whoa--Hey!
**[11:57] ---**
It's a fake club, huh?
**[12:01] ---**
Let's go home...
**[12:14] ---**
Well?! You don't stand a chance before me!
**[12:19] ---**
But fear not! I shall let
you join your companions!
**[12:24] ---**
N-Not... on my... watch!
**[12:30] ---**
Now, with this wave I shall crush you flat!
**[12:34] ---**
Die! Die! *Die*!
**[12:39] ---**
I don't think... I'll make it...
**[12:44] ---**
But hope is not lost, for I still have you...
**[12:48] ---**
Knowing that, I can die in peace...
**[12:57] ---**
What the heck are you doing?!
**[13:00] ---**
What sort of play is this?!
**[13:02] ---**
That looks incredibly realistic!
**[13:04] ---**
Aw, the floor's so cool! It feels heavenly.
**[13:06] ---**
Do your job, Teach!
**[13:08] ---**
Jeez! And here we were at such a great part.
**[13:10] ---**
Doing what?!
**[13:11] ---**
Playing "Heroes Enduring the Demon King's
Secret Space Compression Ritual," duh!
**[13:16] ---**
How was I supposed to know? Why are you
actin' like everyone knows that game?
**[13:18] ---**
And your role is Hero's Son A.
**[13:22] ---**
When did you start including me in this?!
**[13:24] ---**
There isn't a script! And I don't wanna play!
**[13:32] ---**
We've been waiting for you.
**[13:40] ---**
Now that Kazama-*san* is back,
everyone in our club is present.
**[13:45] ---**
As such, I'd like to discuss what
we'll do for the FuF Festival.
**[13:48] ---**
The FuF Festival?
**[13:51] ---**
Fujou Academy Freedom Festival,
or the FuF Festival for short.
**[13:54] ---**
Oh, the culture festival!
**[13:56] ---**
If we prove ourselves there...
**[13:58] ---**
...this club won't be going anywhere.
**[14:00] ---**
Huh? Does this club actually do
something during the culture festival?
**[14:04] ---**
We're the Game Creation Club!
**[14:04] ---**
"Culture Club"
**[14:07] ---**
Oh, okay...
**[14:10] ---**
Speaking of the Game Creation Club,
I've been meaning to ask you--
**[14:13] ---**
Don't get full of yourselves just
because you got a new member!
**[14:16] ---**
It's her!
**[14:18] ---**
You're the weirdo from yesterday!
**[14:20] ---**
You know Takao?
**[14:22] ---**
Huh? Kinda. A lot happened...
**[14:25] ---**
"A lot"? You did "a lot" to her melons...?
**[14:28] ---**
Hell no! And is that a popular hand signal?!
**[14:31] ---**
I see you haven't changed...
**[14:35] ---**
What?
**[14:38] ---**
Instead of making games, your fake
club just sits around and snacks.
**[14:42] ---**
I am going to shut you guys down *soon*!
**[14:44] ---**
Yeah? How?
**[14:47] ---**
I'm going to...
**[14:51] ---**
She hasn't figured that out yet.
**[14:53] ---**
Then we'll launch our attack first!
**[14:55] ---**
Wait!
**[14:57] ---**
Eat my earth attack! Actually, it's sand!
**[15:00] ---**
My eyes! It went in my mouth!
**[15:03] ---**
Eat my water attack!
**[15:04] ---**
Drowning! I'm drowning on dry land!
**[15:08] ---**
You sure had fun threatening us!
**[15:08] ---**
Aren't you gonna participate?
**[15:09] ---**
Stop it!
**[15:10] ---**
Uh, no...
**[15:12] ---**
Waterfalls attack!
**[15:12] ---**
Hey, what type of monster do you take me for?
**[15:13] ---**
No!
**[15:15] ---**
Actually, I'm not entirely certain...
**[15:19] ---**
Um, are you all right?
**[15:23] ---**
Don't talk to me like
you're my friend, traitor!
**[15:29] ---**
What's your problem? Are
you still mad at Roka?
**[15:35] ---**
And here she's so adorable!
**[15:37] ---**
Lookie!
**[15:38] ---**
Stop it!
**[15:42] ---**
I'm going to make sure this club
gets shut down ASAP, stupid! Stupid!
**[15:47] ---**
Please wait up!
**[15:51] ---**
Why are there two different
Game Creation Clubs?
**[15:55] ---**
Well, some stuff happened...
**[15:57] ---**
Did something happen between those two?
**[16:00] ---**
Takao hates Roka for bringing her own
club to the brink of destruction.
**[16:05] ---**
She hates her...?
**[16:07] ---**
Yeah. Back when she was a first
year, Roka was a member of her club.
**[16:12] ---**
Shibasaki-*san*, what is that?
**[16:14] ---**
A bag. Would you like to wear it?
**[16:19] ---**
Roka is, well, she can be a bit unique.
**[16:23] ---**
Commoners typically fear
those they don't understand.
**[16:27] ---**
Next thing she knew, they were
giving her the cold shoulder.
**[16:30] ---**
When she picked up on their disgust,
**[16:33] ---**
her "other side" slipped out, didn't it?
**[16:33] ---**
"Darkness"
**[16:36] ---**
Nope.
**[16:37] ---**
I was so ticked that I
decided to punish them.
**[16:40] ---**
"Gyaaaaa!"
**[16:41] ---**
The ground is suffocating me!
**[16:43] ---**
It's cold!
**[16:44] ---**
As a result, her club grew
smaller and smaller...
**[16:47] ---**
Roka felt responsible and
wound up quitting herself.
**[16:50] ---**
It's all your stinkin' fault!
**[16:52] ---**
I'm fully aware of that.
**[17:01] ---**
Roka?
**[17:04] ---**
Would you like to make a new
Game Creation Club with me?
**[17:08] ---**
Yes!
**[17:10] ---**
I'm trying to help my longtime
best friend in my own right.
**[17:16] ---**
So before something happens, go after her!
**[17:19] ---**
Why should I go after her?!
**[17:21] ---**
Well, I'd only make things worse.
**[17:24] ---**
Sakura would...
**[17:25] ---**
...finish things in one minute!
**[17:27] ---**
Scary!
**[17:27] ---**
The teacher is...
**[17:28] ---**
...asleep!
**[17:30] ---**
Dang, you don't leave me any other choice!
**[17:37] ---**
So, it was all your fault, Chitose*-senpai.*
**[17:41] ---**
In which case, why is Takao-*senpai
*so angry at Roka-*senpai*?
**[17:53] ---**
They're already at it!
**[17:59] ---**
You've finally come to
finish me off, haven't you?
**[18:02] ---**
No, I...
**[18:13] ---**
You came to give her that towel, didn't you?
**[18:19] ---**
Apparently she wants to
apologize, so could ya--
**[18:23] ---**
Apologize?
**[18:26] ---**
You want to apologize?
**[18:27] ---**
Well...
**[18:30] ---**
What's the point after
waiting all this time?!
**[18:33] ---**
You're so selfish!
**[18:35] ---**
It's not like you did anything wrong,
but you leapt at the chance to quit!
**[18:39] ---**
If you feel bad enough to apologize...
**[18:41] ---**
I wish you had stayed in the club with me!
**[18:46] ---**
What's this all about?
**[18:56] ---**
I'm with the Game Creation Club!
We're currently recruiting!
**[19:06] ---**
Roka!
**[19:12] ---**
We have more club members now.
**[19:14] ---**
We should be able to
enter the tournament now.
**[19:16] ---**
Is that right?
**[19:18] ---**
Takao-*san,* knowing you, I'm sure
you'll make an incredible game!
**[19:20] ---**
Then--
**[19:21] ---**
Chitose and I made a new club.
**[19:25] ---**
I'm a club president now, too!
**[19:28] ---**
You don't say...
**[19:30] ---**
All right. Well, later!
**[19:38] ---**
Your club is so ridiculous...
**[19:41] ---**
Why don't you let it go?
**[19:44] ---**
I made that club with Chitose.
**[19:46] ---**
I cannot let it get shut down.
**[19:49] ---**
So, what do you want to do?
**[19:58] ---**
That's a given!
**[20:01] ---**
Compete against my club in the
upcoming culture festival!
**[20:03] ---**
If my club wins, your fake club is finished!
**[20:06] ---**
It will get absorbed into our club.
**[20:09] ---**
"Absorbed"?
**[20:13] ---**
This would be so much easier if she simply
said she wants to be in the same club...
**[20:17] ---**
She sure can be awkward.
**[20:20] ---**
What should I say?
**[20:21] ---**
Why're you askin' me?! This
has nuttin' to do with me!
**[20:24] ---**
Sure it does! You're a member of my club.
**[20:32] ---**
I don't know what you wanna do, Prez,
**[20:37] ---**
but won't this settle things
one way or the other?
**[20:40] ---**
I don't like brewin' over crap and
getting nuttin' to show for it.
**[20:44] ---**
You're right.
**[20:46] ---**
I accept your challenge.
**[20:48] ---**
I'm going with the intent to win.
**[20:51] ---**
I see...
**[20:54] ---**
Very well.
**[21:03] ---**
That horse has left the barn, huh?
**[21:04] ---**
Yeah. I can't see her anymore.
**[21:06] ---**
No, that's not what I meant.
**[21:10] ---**
I actually said it, didn't
I? That we'd win...
**[21:13] ---**
That you did!
**[21:16] ---**
"Game Creation Club"
**[21:19] ---**
We're competing in the culture festival?
**[21:21] ---**
Sounds fun!
**[21:23] ---**
It sounds like you've decided
to take on another headache.
**[21:25] ---**
Don't say that!
**[21:27] ---**
If we lose, our Game Creation Club
will get absorbed into theirs.
**[21:31] ---**
What?! But then I won't get to sleep anymore!
**[21:34] ---**
Are you attending our club
meetings to catch some Z's?
**[21:36] ---**
What if I am?
**[21:38] ---**
Well, it'd stink if things
dragged out like this forever.
**[21:44] ---**
Long story short, we just have to win, right?
**[21:46] ---**
Right.
**[21:47] ---**
And since you said we're gonna win,
we must have a decent shot at it.
**[21:51] ---**
Have you decided what we're gonna do?
**[21:53] ---**
Kinda...
**[21:56] ---**
Take "Heroes Enduring the Demon King's
Secret Space Compression Ritual" and...
**[22:00] ---**
And?
**[22:02] ---**
And...
**[22:06] ---**
I'm still working on it.
**[22:06] ---**
"Fujou Academy Freedom Festival"
**[22:08] ---**
At this rate, we're gonna lose!
**[22:22] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:24] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:27] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:29] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:32] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:34] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:37] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:39] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:43] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:45] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:47] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:54] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:58] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[23:01] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[23:04] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:06] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:09] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:14] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:16] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:19] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:41] ---**
"~How *D-Frag*'s Manga was Born~"
**[23:42] ---**
Behind the Scenes Uranium!
**[23:44] ---**
"Alive"
**[23:46] ---**
"Romantic Man - Editor T!!"
**[23:48] ---**
It's trash.
**[23:49] ---**
"Pretty quick to give up
on an idea: Manga Artist H"
**[23:49] ---**
So it's no good, huh?
**[23:51] ---**
The lame protagonist turns into the
evil masked wrestler, Jaguar Potato,
**[23:55] ---**
and earns money for the sake of the orphans!
**[23:57] ---**
"Jaguar Potato"
**[23:57] ---**
Where did I go wrong with
this touching story?
**[24:01] ---**
It failed the moment you turned
the protagonist's name into a pun.
**[24:03] ---**
And Alive generally requires
female characters in the cast.
**[24:06] ---**
Huh? But there is a girl!
**[24:08] ---**
The owner of the underworld
pro-wrestling world, Madam Mariko!
**[24:11] ---**
She isn't hot!
**[24:12] ---**
Let's try to come up with
something hip and trendy.
**[24:15] ---**
How about a story about making
games? Isn't that hip?
**[24:18] ---**
Huh? How is that hip and trendy?
**[24:21] ---**
Sounds good!
**[24:23] ---**
"Thus, the manga was made!"
**[24:23] ---**
Thus, the manga was made!